January 02, 2013
— Maetenloch
As transcribed from recovered cockpit voice recorders by the NTSB.
As you'd expect most are of surprise and confusion and a good amount of cursing but some (mostly foreign) seem rather fatalistic. I'm pretty sure mine would be some variant of "Fuuuuu###k!".
| 02 Sep 1998 | Swissair | 111 | And we are declaring emergency now Swissair one eleven. |
| 01 Jun 1999 | American Airlines | 1420 | Aw ####, we're off course...we're way off. |
| 31 Oct 1999 | Egypt Air | 990 | I rely on God |
| 13 Jan 2000 | Avisto | - | OK we are ditching. |
| 31 Jan 2000 | Alaska Airlines | 261 | Ah here we go. |
| 17 Jul 2000 | Indian/Alliance Airlines | 7412 | Would like to do one 360 due to high on approach Sir. |
| 19 Jul 2000 | Airwave Transport | 9807 | What the #### is going on? |
| 25 Jul 2000 | Air France | 4590 | Concorde forty-five ninety you have flames, you have flames behind you. |
| 31 Oct 2000 | Singapore Airlines | 006 | #### something there. |
| 04 Jul 2001 | Vladivostokavia | 352 | That's all guys! Fuck! |
| 11 Sep 2001 | United Air Lines | 93 | When they all come, we finish it off. |
| 12 Nov 2001 | American Airlines | 587 | What the hell are we into. We're stuck in it. |
| 08 Nov 2002 | Richmor Aviation | - | Oh # what's that. |
| 22 Jun 2003 | Brit Air | 5572 | I have nothing in front of me. |
| 03 Jan 2004 | Flash Air | 604 | See what the aircraft did! |
| 27 Aug 2006 | Comair | 5191 | That's weird with no lights. |
| 01 Jun 2009 | Air France | 447 | Damn it, we're going to crash... This can't be happening! |
| 15 Jan 2009 | US Airways | 1549 | We're gonna be in the Hudson. |
| 12 Feb 2009 | Continental Express | 3407 | We're down. |
| 04 Apr 2010 | Polish Air Force | 1549 | F*ckkkkkk |
Biblical names are down and Fifty Shades of Grey names are in.
| Boys | Girls |
| 1. Aiden | 1. Sophia |
| 2. Jackson | 2. Emma |
| 3. Ethan | 3. Olivia |
| 4. Liam | 4. Isabella |
| 5. Mason | 5. Ava |
| 6. Noah | 6. Lily |
| 7.Lucas | 7. Zoe |
| 8. Jacob | 8. Chloe |
| 9. Jayden | 9. Mia |
| 10. Jack | 10. Madison |
These tweets are not satire.
The Gun Stats That Liberals Don't Want You to See
Well for one thing the US is barely more murderous than most of Europe is - despite having FAR more guns.
The Man Who Stopped a School Shooting
Over 46 years ago when there weren't SWAT teams to respond to them.
Until the 2007 massacre at Virginia Tech, the deadliest school shooting in American history occurred at the University of Texas in 1966. Charles Whitman, an architecture student at the university (and a Marine Corps veteran) climbed the landmark, 28-story clock tower on the UT campus with a high-powered rifle, then opened fire. Sixteen people died before a small group of Austin police officers, accompanied by armed citizens put an end to the rampage.Now, one of the heroes of that deadly day has died. Former Austin policeman Houston McCoy passed away Thursday at the age of 72, following a long illness.
McCoy, then a young patrol officer, was among the first members of the Austin police department to arrive at the scene after Whitman began shooting. They found death and horror across a wide stretch of the campus surrounding the sniper's perch. Dozens lay dead or wounded while Whitman continued firing. When a police sharpshooter in a small plane circling the tower was unable to draw a bead on the shooter, McCoy and other officers made their way to the tower and began moving towards the observation deck, where Whitman was partially obstructed by the structure.
The Austin American-Statesman describes how McCoy, armed with a 12-gauge shotgun, ended 99 minutes of chaos.
Read the rest to find out how McCoy, Martinez, and Crum (a deputized civilian) finally took down Whitman.
From 300AD when not everyone had evolved five toes yet. :-)
Be able to recognize the forms and know their ways - your soul may depend on it.
Teh Tweet!
Yahoo group. That is all.
Tonight's post brought to you by the Ho 229 from 1945 - the earliest stealth jet fighter:
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Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 05:33 PM (IvVLN)
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Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2013 05:37 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:37 PM (1OZSU)
While you were looking the other way:
The Obama administration eased the way Wednesday for illegal immigrants who are immediate relatives of American citizens to apply for permanent residency, a change that could affect as many as 1 million of the estimated 11 million immigrants unlawfully in the U.S.
The change is the latest move by the administration to use its executive powers to revise immigration procedures without Congress passing a law.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 05:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:40 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 05:40 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 05:40 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 05:43 PM (oaEr/)
Mrs. Muldoon talked to a family today who named their daughter Felicity.
That's bad enough, but they spelled it "Velicyti".
Face...palm
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:43 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2013 05:43 PM (yeyeF)
I'm not saying the guy is gay, but yes I am.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2013 05:43 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 05:44 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 05:44 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2013 05:46 PM (4Mv1T)
I'm wondering on those socks-
Would you put the big toe in one and the other four in the second, like a foot mitten? Or a 2-3 versus 3-2 split? I'm conflicted.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:46 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 05:47 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2013 05:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 05:48 PM (Vk2pI)
"hey y'all <<hold my beer and >>watch this"
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 09:46 PM (8sCoq)
*****
FIOFY (Fleshed it out for ya)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:48 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
for my money, the hottest most kick-ass redhead of all time
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 05:48 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 05:48 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2013 05:48 PM (WX65W)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 02, 2013 05:49 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 05:49 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 05:50 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 05:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 05:52 PM (Vk2pI)
they spelled it "Velicyti".
Is she in pageants yet?
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 09:45 PM (DoZD+)
*****
I think it's still a baby. But that doesn't rule out baby pageants I guess.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:52 PM (1OZSU)
And married at 16, then 19, then two more times. When you got, flaunt it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2013 05:52 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 02, 2013 05:53 PM (aozUR)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2013 05:53 PM (FkH4y)
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 05:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 09:52 PM (Vk2pI)
*****
Is that like Rock-Paper-Scissors?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:54 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 02, 2013 05:55 PM (2075p)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2013 05:56 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 05:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 05:57 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 05:57 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 02, 2013 05:58 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 02, 2013 05:58 PM (2075p)
Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at January 02, 2013 05:58 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Pacific Southwest Flight 182 at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (1V6Pv)
I remember back when we were a constitutional republic and Congress used to debate this sort of thing in public, rather than men from two different branches of government making unaccountable deals behind closed doors. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (aozUR)
(Side Note: They weren't actually ambulances but converted hearses owned by the local funeral homes. My dad new basic first aid and how to drive a land yacht fast. Interesting business model.)
Apparently there were A LOT of Austinites trying to suppress the fire from the tower. He couldn't understand how Whitman was able to get shots off with all the lead flying in his direction. After it was over he went into the tower and recovered the family Whitman gunned down on his way to the observation deck.
Posted by: CozMark at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (BjOkm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 05:59 PM (KYj6u)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 02, 2013 06:00 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 06:00 PM (MPjT8)
Boehner, how about a suggestion?
Committees produce budgets for the branches of the executive branch that they oversee, then put together a budget for the Executive Branch
Then vote on it. Send it to the Senate. If they refuse to address it, shut it down. Stop with the stupid continuing resolutions.
Do it in the open. Think about it. A plan. Stop meeting with Obama period.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 02, 2013 06:00 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2013 06:00 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at January 02, 2013 06:00 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 02, 2013 06:00 PM (Ai+tZ)
Crow, you dope, you can't tunnel through space! --Tom Servo
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 06:01 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:02 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 02, 2013 06:03 PM (x4BKz)
Thorvald is like a topic sentence and three transition sentences short of something coherent...right?
Because otherwise I'm checking myself into St. Elizabeth's in the morning.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 10:02 PM (rSvbh)
I'm just glad all the newbies got to hear authentic blog gibberish.
Posted by: Mætenloch at January 02, 2013 06:03 PM (XkotV)
Jill St. John is a classically hawt ginger.
Ann Margaret is another. Still smoldering hot at her age.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 02, 2013 06:04 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 02, 2013 06:04 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 06:04 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 06:05 PM (FcR7P)
Thorvald is like a topic sentence and three transition sentences short of something coherent...right?
Because otherwise I'm checking myself into St. Elizabeth's in the morning.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 10:02 PM (rSvbh)
*****
I've taken to reading them backwards. Sense more make they way that!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 06:05 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at January 02, 2013 06:05 PM (Ea64Y)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:05 PM (IvVLN)
"Rocky Mountain holy crap not High enough!"- John Denver
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 09:40 PM (1OZSU)
We used to SCUBA the area where John Denver's plane went down (Lover's Point, near Monterey). I'm just glad he didn't land on me.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:06 PM (kaalw)
It is *amazing* to see how things go from normal to ohshitfuckcrashdeath!!! in a milli-second.
When I went, the set was just a basic star-trek console and simple actors saying the things the pilots did. The only sound effect was a massive subwoofer hidden under the seats which went off for the first crash - I jumped! It was great! :-) They have even used this play in trainings at flight schools.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 02, 2013 06:06 PM (X/+QT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:06 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 09:44 PM (otfJ1)
IMA!!! Howya bin?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:07 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 06:07 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2013 06:07 PM (FkH4y)
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 02, 2013 06:07 PM (aozUR)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 06:07 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 06:07 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:08 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:08 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Wimmenz Studies Major at January 02, 2013 06:09 PM (jucos)
Washington out of cash? Fuck you, pay me!
WW III break out? Fuck you, pay me!
Posted by: Chris Christie at January 02, 2013 06:09 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:09 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:09 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 06:09 PM (1V6Pv)
He also said he's going to stop sending his boys over to Jerry Sandusky's house to spend the weekends.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 06:10 PM (KYj6u)
ugh
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 09:59 PM (cnS/d)
You're spending far more time with fapplebee's and far less time with Velma than you should be.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:11 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:11 PM (rSvbh)
http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp
Posted by: He Hate Me at January 02, 2013 06:11 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Wimmenz Studies Major at January 02, 2013 06:11 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 06:11 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 06:12 PM (bxiXv)
___
Dude, I still can't walk straight after our last session!
Posted by: John Boehner at January 02, 2013 06:12 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 02, 2013 06:12 PM (aozUR)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 06:12 PM (S+/pH)
It did take a village to take down Charles Whitman. Citizen gunfire was a key part in reducing the casualties on that day.
Posted by: Cowboy at January 02, 2013 06:12 PM (vNrFq)
(Lots of plane flying in that movie, now that I think of it. And some flying saucers.)
"Bail out, Cal!" "Can't. I'm too low." ("I got the blues...so bad...uh-huh")
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2013 06:13 PM (FkH4y)
***
And this is the core idea underlying all of liberalism.
Reality isn't real, and we can change it if we all just think the right thoughts.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2013 06:13 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:14 PM (IvVLN)
http://tinyurl.com/athw5cq
Before AoS, heck, before Hot Air, I used to hang out in the comments at his blog. Lots of moron quality snark on display there. I've even got one of his books.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2013 06:14 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2013 06:14 PM (ty37M)
Me gusta!
No worries, jeff. I've been distracted by depressing politics, crazy work schedule, and GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! lol! Well, okay, just a little bit of the GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! I've been lurking on the threads as much as possible but my posting time has been significantly limited.
Boehner's still a limp dick, right?
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:14 PM (otfJ1)
Fuck Hellman's, Kraft, AND Miracle Whip! Duke's Mayonnaise or die!
___
Liquid egg. And people voluntarily eat it.
Posted by: Someone who doesn't like liquid egg at January 02, 2013 06:14 PM (AUeaU)
Thorvald is like a topic sentence and three transition sentences short of something coherent...right?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 10:02 PM (rSvbh)
---------->>>
It's not just you that finds Thorvald's writing style ... cryptic. I get the impression that English is not his native language.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 02, 2013 06:14 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 06:15 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:15 PM (QupBk)
This. I've also gotten addicted to going to the live Rifftrax shows with Mike, Kevin Murphy (Servo), and Bill Corbett (Crow v 2.0). They're awesome. Haven't done Cinematic Titanic yet, just because I (heresy!) never found Joel as funny as Mike, but I'll have to give it a try.
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 06:15 PM (g7D8V)
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Meh, I've seen better. Right Kal?
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 02, 2013 06:15 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 06:15 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:15 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: Someone who doesn't like liquid egg at January 02, 2013 10:14 PM (AUeaU)
Well yes but the only active ingredient is a small amount of the Stuff.
Posted by: Mætenloch at January 02, 2013 06:16 PM (XkotV)
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 02, 2013 06:16 PM (aozUR)
Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph.
Posted by: Joel Hodgson at January 02, 2013 06:16 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:16 PM (cnS/d)
http://youtu.be/z6lyued1qHw
(Double-thread relevance courtesy Posted by: jeanne at January 02, 2013 09:36 PM (9usGr))
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 06:16 PM (Lv8Dl)
___
Try our FRRRRRRREEEEEE Screensaver!!!! Just right click and select "Run Virus.exe".
Posted by: Your Friendly Screen Saver salesman at January 02, 2013 06:16 PM (AUeaU)
Rock on Moron. I used to live three miles from their plant in Greenville SC.
A great sandwich indeed it doth make.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2013 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 10:02 PM (rSvbh)
---------->>>
It's not just you that finds Thorvald's writing style ... cryptic. I get the impression that English is not his native language.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 02, 2013 10:14 PM (nYHk7)
Thorvald only pawn....in game of life.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:17 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:17 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:17 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: mr_jack at January 02, 2013 06:17 PM (TMG3G)
***
If you are carrying a sword...I'm going to have to say allowed on this one.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2013 06:18 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Truman North at January 02, 2013 06:18 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 10:15 PM (QupBk)
Doesn't she know that celebrity gossip sites are just dripping with viruses?!? She should just stick to porn sites like everyone else.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:18 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2013 06:19 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:19 PM (obHYs)
http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/LRG/ho229_gallery.html
I think someone has played with one of the Northrop flying wing prototypes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:19 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Can you smellllll what the Hat is cookin'? at January 02, 2013 06:19 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:19 PM (cnS/d)
***
Also Ad Block+No Script. I don't let my family members surf any other way.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2013 06:20 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: The Mayans at January 02, 2013 06:20 PM (jucos)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:20 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 06:21 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:21 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 02, 2013 06:22 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:22 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 02, 2013 10:22 PM (nZvGM)
so a three-way at your place must be quite... interesting
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:23 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 06:23 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 06:23 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 10:12 PM (S+/pH)
*****
Applebee's is kind of like Denny's, only without the hot waitresses, the exotic culinary fare and the frenetic party atmosphere.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 06:23 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 02, 2013 10:23 PM (DoZD+)
we're still boned, sorry
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:23 PM (cnS/d)
What's that? What are those jars behind the couch? Pay those no nevermind.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 02, 2013 06:24 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:24 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2013 06:24 PM (FkH4y)
I was on a 727 on final into La Guardia in the late 1960s ( I was a wee lad). Apparently some fucking retard in a single engine prop plane decided that the air over those big runways was a lovely place to do lazy turns and show off the NY skyline to his passengers. The pilot had to do what pilots do to earn their money, but I remember seeing the small plane just outside the window -- probably 75 feet away -- as everything not strapped down flew into the air, and the 727 did things that were not intended by its designers.
I think my mom kissed the pilot on the way out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 06:24 PM (GsoHv)
You heard of 'cowboy poetry?"
This here be "Moron Poetry," I think.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 06:25 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 02, 2013 06:25 PM (gkfSV)
Evening roonz and roonettez! I am reading "Enemies Foreign and Domestic" (http://tinyurl.com/2mzyuh) and a frightening tale it is.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 06:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 10:23 PM (qo244)
I lost my floppy disc. Can I borrow yours? My TRS-80 doesn't have enough memory to run it without the disc in the drive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 06:26 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:26 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 10:26 PM (GsoHv)
vic is calling, he wants his computer back 
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:26 PM (cnS/d)
IE vs FF vs Chrome Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 10:22 PM (IvVLN)
Huh. I thought that debate was full wax v. landing strip v. 70's bush.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 02, 2013 06:26 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: jeanne at January 02, 2013 09:36 PM (9usGr)"
Not if the cuffs match the collar.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 06:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:27 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 10:25 PM (yh0zB)
That's the newest edition.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 06:27 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:27 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2013 06:27 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:28 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 06:28 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:28 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:28 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:28 PM (obHYs)
Or nuke the drive, only way to be sure.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:29 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 10:17 PM (otfJ1)
*****
Ima-
My former business partner in San Antonio once asked a little boy how old he was, but he didn't pronounce the 'tilde' over the 'n' in anos. So he asked, "Quantos anos tienes?" (instead of "anyos")
The boy meekly answered, "Solamente uno, senor."
(ano = anus)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 06:30 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Truman North at January 02, 2013 06:30 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 06:30 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:30 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 02, 2013 10:26 PM (Gk3SS)
Full wax is a bit pre-pubescent for my taste.
Landing strip vs. neat, sculpted trim is the only discussion we should be having.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 06:30 PM (GsoHv)
Nice. (I think it's "diciendo", though)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 10:28 PM (FcR7P)
Damn.
Damn.
Damn the Bombay Sapphire.
(thanks for the correction)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (otfJ1)
The best browser to use here is AOL.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 10:23 PM (qo244)
Hell, yeah! -- it's got special software hooks to optimize its interface to Pixyware.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (XDC0v)
System Progressive Protection" trojan pried out of her machine. What a bugger.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 10:28 PM (QupBk)
*****
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (1OZSU)
Jeez, what fuckin' tool.
It pissed me off too - until I took a moment to realize he is playing to his NJ voters. They luv him, and he wants to keep it that way!
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (JebKA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (TCGmg)
Young man...the nape of the neck is an erogenous zone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 06:31 PM (GsoHv)
Uh, I don't think so. Florida just don't have it tonight.
Flubbing an onside kick starting the 2nd half? I guess we'll see.
Louisville TD. Just like that.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (MPjT8)
Please, tell us more. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 10:26 PM (IvVLN)
If by personal experience, you mean I am one, then yes.
As far as the rest, that's for me to know and you to ponder.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:54 PM (1V6Pv)
I find your lack of ginger appreciation disturbing.
Posted by: GGE Force-choking the shit out of you at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (yh0zB)
In pictures nicely trimmed in person attached to crazy.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 06:32 PM (ZOf1l)
Bwa-HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I love that!! Un prospero ano! (May you shit gold bricks or something like that). Hahahahah! Love, love, love!
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:33 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:33 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:33 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:34 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:34 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2013 06:34 PM (FkH4y)
Young man...the nape of the neck is an erogenous zone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2013 10:31 PM (GsoHv)
CDB - get back in your zone.
(jebus, he is so right)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:34 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 02, 2013 06:34 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Dirty Old Man at January 02, 2013 06:36 PM (Vk2pI)
She's not a real ginger -- she's a blond imposter.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 02, 2013 06:36 PM (0It32)
Northwest 255, Detroit 1987
"Oh, my fucking flaps."
1549 does not belong on that list.
Chesley Sullenberger, Air Force Academy 1973, landed that son of a bitch.
No fatals, no serious, and he walked away. On water.
Posted by: comatus at January 02, 2013 06:36 PM (qaVK+)
I don't know if Florida was "overrated", but Louisville looks like they were much better prepared to play this game.
I wonder if Florida just thought they had to show up to win, and goofed off since the end of the season? They look flat and unprepared.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 02, 2013 06:36 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Dirty Old Man at January 02, 2013 06:36 PM (Vk2pI)
So that's what autopilot is for.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2013 06:36 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: comatus at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (qaVK+)
As far as the rest, that's for me to know and you to ponder.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 02, 2013 10:32 PM (Gk3SS)
O.O
ill be in my bunk...
Posted by: GGE Force-choking the shit out of you at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille, now out of tequila but found a kringle supplier at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 10:31 PM
Memphis TN was pretty badly flooded in 2011, so was Des Moines IA. Half of Joplin MO and Tuscaloosa AL were smashed by tornadoes that same year. A good portion of the west and Texas were burned, then last year Colorado Springs got it from wildfires.
I'm still waiting for the benefit concerts by the Benevolent and Generous Rock Stars and screams of gimmee gimmee from their politicians.
Even Californians don't bitch like they do in the NYC area when they get hit with Ma Nature
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: wooga at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (jgnqm)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 10:34 PM (XDC0v)
So, which place?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (kaalw)
Yeah you're right, they aren't overrated.
Posted by: Les Miles at January 02, 2013 06:37 PM (ZOf1l)
asked and answered
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 06:38 PM (8sCoq)
Beck = Joel/Mike.
Stu = Tom Servo.
Pat = Crow.
Bring in Mark Levin as Gypsy, just to be extra-weird.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 06:38 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 06:38 PM (uis79)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:38 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2013 06:38 PM (FkH4y)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:39 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Ken Royall at January 02, 2013 06:40 PM (x0g8a)
Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 02, 2013 06:40 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2013 06:40 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 06:40 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 06:41 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 06:41 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:41 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:41 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:42 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 06:43 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 02, 2013 06:43 PM (B/ap2)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 02, 2013 06:43 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 10:38 PM (XDC0v)
Are they one of the places that can sell you an 80%, rent you a CNC and help you load it, and let you push the button? And, if so, where are they physically?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:43 PM (kaalw)
Beck and his minions can be VERY funny when they choose to be. This would be sorta cool.
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 06:43 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:43 PM (XDC0v)
All the links are dead on that pilot's last words piece.
Posted by: Ken Royall at January 02, 2013 10:40 PM
=======
You have to open the article and link from there.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 06:44 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 06:44 PM (uis79)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 02, 2013 06:44 PM (rSvbh)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 06:44 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 06:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2013 06:44 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:45 PM (TCGmg)
oh man, the C-SPAN callers parody themselves
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:45 PM (cnS/d)
Keep your powder dry! Remind me to tell you about my new toy on Andy's Saturday thread.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:45 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:46 PM (kaalw)
That sounds like a great business opportunity. Box a CNC and loading robot like a coin operated toy that spits out fully machined 80s.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 06:46 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:46 PM (otfJ1)
Stuart and I used to fellate him.
Posted by: Merrill Hoge at January 02, 2013 06:47 PM (ZOf1l)
(however, I completely agree with you; they are a bunch of NE whiners who think they are SO special)
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 06:47 PM (JebKA)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:47 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:47 PM (IvVLN)
Well if I win the Powerball in about 12 minutes I might bid on this.
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-h171143218
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:47 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:48 PM (otfJ1)
Oh, stop it! As a patented Pats Fan for Life, I love Ray Lewis. I don't give a shit how many people he's killed, I love the guy. He's badass.
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 06:48 PM (kpCLl)
Keep your powder dry! Remind me to tell you about my new toy on Andy's Saturday thread.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 10:45 PM (otfJ1)
Awwww......be safe out there, and be back sooner!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:48 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: unconvicted felon david gregory at January 02, 2013 06:48 PM (jPVBi)
Turned on ESPN and they're treating the retirement of Ray Lewis with more tears than for Junior Seau
====
Oh get ready for about a 2-month deification of that piece of thug shit. Just another example of the decay.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 06:48 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Long Island at January 02, 2013 06:49 PM (hl8SI)
- - -
The would-be owner must push the button.
Woah. Intra-thread conversation cosmic convergence going on here.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 06:49 PM (Lv8Dl)
Bread and circuses ....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:49 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:50 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:50 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:50 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Long Time Lurker at January 02, 2013 06:51 PM (ZkxVc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 06:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 02, 2013 06:51 PM (jfSqj)
That sounds like a great business opportunity. Box a CNC and loading robot like a coin operated toy that spits out fully machined 80s.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 10:46 PM (qo244)
Actually, that could be funnier than hell. Imagine freestanding vending machine selling 80% lowers. Comes out on a tray. Grab it, walk around to the other side, insert 80% lower and $10 -- it autoloads to a CNC machine and asks you to push the button. Spits it out, and off you go.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:51 PM (kaalw)
Better question what are the odds he cares?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 06:51 PM (qo244)
(however, I completely agree with you; they are a bunch of NE whiners who think they are SO special)
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 10:47 PM
Watch what happens to a society when the lights are out for a week and normal everyday routine cannot be restored immediately by the government.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 06:52 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 02, 2013 06:52 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 06:52 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 06:52 PM (obHYs)
Elections have consequences. A lot of people are going to find that out when they get their first 2013 paycheck. Fuck them. Hard and mercilessly.
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 06:53 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:53 PM (cnS/d)
Ironic tidbit of the day-
1. My son and his fiance sent me an ice cream maker for Christmas, package arrived today.
2. It was 1 degree above zero when I got up this morning.
Thanks, Son!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 06:53 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 06:53 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:53 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 10:48 PM (kaalw)
@296
Wow! That's serious customer service, there -- ask someone to come back soon and have them return three posts beforehand!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:54 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: chemjeff getting drunk at fapplebee's at January 02, 2013 06:54 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 10:53 PM (kpCLl)
The comments on twitchy on this are hilarious, ya know the ones bitching voted for this pos!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 06:55 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at January 02, 2013 06:55 PM (8/bPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:55 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 10:23 PM (1OZSU)
I rarely LOL, and NEVER use the webbreviation LOL, but shit! I LOL'd!
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 06:55 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Long Island at January 02, 2013 10:49 PM
In that situation a soul is a small price to pay.
Posted by: Berserker at January 02, 2013 06:56 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (uis79)
This is really it for me. See you soonish. Smooch.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (QupBk)
That's one of the best things we could do, if we could somehow figure out how to sneak it through--abolish income tax withholding. Make people write a check on April 15th. Lots of hitherto uncaring, "low-information" people would wake up in the first half of April to find that they've become conservatives.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (Lv8Dl)
The crap I've seen machinists make for their personal enjoyment would make a lib crap their pants.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (qo244)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 06:57 PM (JebKA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 06:58 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 10:55 PM (adaoe)
Yeah, and they still won't get it. They will blame the evil racist hater republicans. And, of course, I also blame them. No one is blameless now. We are in uncharted territory. Of course, it helps me sleep at night to know that barky and his groty fam can take all those vacations. I haven't had one in over a decade, but I'm glad I can help his dreaminess and his wide-body wife to enjoy their ill-gotten gains. {spits} I am not kidding when I say that I may never be in a good mood again.
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 06:58 PM (kpCLl)
My 21 year old year New Yorker son is head over heels with a bow hunting long haired red headed girl from Texas. Question to the Moron horde ... what are the odds he comes out of this alive with his soul?
Posted by: Long Island at January 02, 2013 10:49 PM (hl8SI)
Depends. Green eyes? Freckles?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 06:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 06:59 PM (IvVLN)
I've been holding back on this for a while, but now I'm just gonna say it. You are such an asshole.
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 07:00 PM (kpCLl)
Elections have consequences. A lot of people are going to find that out when they get their first 2013 paycheck. Fuck them. Hard and mercilessly."
I second your motion Peaches!
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 07:00 PM (JebKA)
Posted by: Long Island at January 02, 2013 10:49 PM (hl8SI)
None. It will be a closed casket funeral. The mortician will not be able to take the stupid grin off his mug. Sorry for your loss.
eh...but you can ship her over here once she's done devouring what's left of him...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:01 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:01 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 10:58 PM (kpCLl)
Yeah, vacation myy ass, closest I got was going to the ou/tx game this year, and that was basically just a long weekend on the cheapest flights we could find.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 07:01 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:01 PM (XDC0v)
Well, the good news is that the New York Times is printing op-eds from "Constitutional Scholar" morons who no longer believe that the Constitution is necessary.
I guess we're back to 50 independent, sovereign states, then. Everybody happy.
When does the Constitutional Convention of the Federal Republic of The Mountain, Plains and Southern States convene?
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:01 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 07:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:02 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 07:02 PM (RL7U1)
This is really it for me. See you soonish. Smooch.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 02, 2013 10:57 PM (otfJ1)
Define "accommodating"
Soon?
dammit
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:04 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:04 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 10:53 PM (FcR7P)
Damn. That's two in SoCal (other [Ares] in Oceanside)
Any of 'em in NorCal?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 07:04 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:05 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:05 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:05 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 11:04 PM (MPjT
They are trying to let fl back in this!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 07:05 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:06 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: carolina at January 02, 2013 10:57 PM (JebKA)
Yeah...about that book I was reading...anyone want to guess how it begins?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:06 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:07 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 11:05 PM (Lv8Dl)
Nah, fil, you know that is not my way. Just DAve has been cheesing me off for SO long and I have held my virtual tongue for SO long and, well, tonight was the night. He's a douche. I have no need to discuss it or defend it or justify it. Y'all know what I'm talking about, eh? mwah!
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 07:08 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 07:08 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2013 07:08 PM (79ueO)
Howdy Pardner!
I do not like them Sam I am!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I would not eat them on a horse
I would not eat them there, of course!
I would not eat them on the range
I would not eat them. They are strange.
(My version of cowboy poetry)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:09 PM (1OZSU)
A friend wants me to join his gun club in Illinois. I live over the border in the free state of Missouri. This is why I won't. The People's Republic of Illinois is simply too capricious in the way it infringes on its citizens' rights. I would NEVER take a firearm into the People's Republic.
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 07:09 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 02, 2013 07:09 PM (tOkJB)
Nevergiveup, it's gonna be ugly. Just remember the key phrase . . . "you are now paying your 'fair share' . . . how's that workin' out for you?"
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (kpCLl)
Shrug. I'm just a small white nut, after all, in the great nut house of life.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: big swingin package at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (OZtuG)
Posted by: lauren at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (qo244)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (QupBk)
The link to the original page works and the links work from there.
Of course the EgyptAir snakbar 404s at NTSB
"Ah here we go." straight into the Pacific.
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (zPLX9)
Print up special "OBAMA TAX" envelopes to put them in.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Palandine at January 02, 2013 11:09 PM (g7D8V)
This is likely very wise. I haven't much choice, at the IL/IN border I disarm, unload and store the weapon with breech lock in one container and the ammo in a second locked container in the trunk of the car. First chance I get once in MO I reload and rearm. Going back I have to stop in StL somewhere to repeat the process and then stop again at the first rest area past the IN border. It's almost enough to make me consider just taking I-40 through Memphis and then go up from there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (yh0zB)
I fucking told you people about this last night.
Help Illinois morans.
Call off the hook to state reps and senators to stop this unconstitutional fucking bullshit...
THANKS FOR ANY HELP...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (xnYHG)
Shrug. I'm just a small white nut, after all, in the great nut house of life.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 11:10 PM (Lv8Dl)
Awesome Mongo riff!!!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (kaalw)
Residing as I do now in the Missouri County of Jackson, just across the border from the Jayhawkers, I find your statement hilariously ironic in a historical sense. The Sam Adams' holiday selection I'm working my way through has a bit to do about that, I'm afraid.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 11:13 PM (qo244)
I will save my most venemous remarks for the douchetards who told me "Obama cut your taxes! You should be glad!" and then couldn't fathom the difference between WITHOLDING rates and TAX rates.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (9MmIU)
Posted by: Long Island at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (hl8SI)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2013 07:18 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2013 07:18 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:18 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 11:16 PM (IvVLN)
Dat's de law.
Love to help you prescient11 but they don't listen to their constituents, what makes you think they'd give a rolling fuck at a donut hole about what some out-of-stater has to say?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (MPjT8)
Sigh. I know, I know. Weird to have been a slave state that supported the Union.
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Long Island at January 02, 2013 11:16 PM (hl8SI)
Glad to be of service. 
Seriously, he's young and one way or another he'll be fine. And if it ends badly, I have found it is easier to live with scars than with regrets. Not what will ease a mother's heart I'm afraid...but every moron who just read that nodded in agreement and had a flashback of his own.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2013 11:18 PM (MBqvE)
*****
Doing fine in CO Mr. Cur. Can you 'splain what a jack wagon actually is?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (9MmIU)
Posted by: Samuel Adams, Jayhawker from Wichita at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: The Maw of Hell at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (SOGo4)
Even if they saw on Friday the total amount that they had in the bank and had to set an electronic payment to go out on Monday to the feds would give them all weekend to think "holy crap I had $300 extra bucks to spend at the bar" and with that 3 days of drunk I'd bet the auto payments to the feds would bounce frequently on Monday costing them even more.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (qo244)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (lq5Ky)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (l86i3)
Well one 'good' thing about revolution in Venezuela, cheap oil to Cuba and Bolivia will probably get interrupted.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Samuel Adams, Jayhawker from Wichita at January 02, 2013 11:21 PM (ZOf1l)
---
filbert, you are a KC moron? we should have a meetup at some point
Aaand . . . there's that cosmic convergence thing going on again.
I'm currently in an Undisclosed Location for the week, but yeah, some-kind of Mid-Continent Moron Meetup should happen.
We could even invite Jayhawkers, I suppose.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 02, 2013 11:26 PM (QupBk)
Don't mind that. You're gonna love it here!
Posted by: Barbed Cock of Satan at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Glanda, the transvestite witch of the north by northwest at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Lucifer at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (2IW5Q)
Good God, you're right! That explains the whole Mizzou-to-the-SEC thing!
Egads!
Posted by: filbert, not a native Missourian at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (79ueO)
Anyway, I will probably go watch tee vee.
Love you guys!!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (9MmIU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (QupBk)
We could even invite Jayhawkers, I suppose.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 11:27 PM (Lv8Dl)
Late spring or early summer please. Sometime between the snow melting and the stock trucks getting loaded up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (yh0zB)
Yeah that crap really fucked up my business.
Posted by: Old Timey Bar Owner at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (qo244)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (MBqvE)
Saudi Pawn Star
Mustafa is offered a Rolls-Royce with a ticking problem.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (TCGmg)
So when Al Jazeera America falls on its face, Beck will still be able to pick up the remnants at fire sale prices even lower than what the Qatarans paid.
Posted by: filbert, not a native Missourian at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (IvVLN)
"VenezuelaÂ’s Chavez in stable condition, says son-in-law"
I would say that death is a very stable condition!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (b1VIZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 11:31 PM (b1VIZ)
He can't get any sicker anyway...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adolf Hitler at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: filbert, not a native Missourian at January 02, 2013 11:31 PM (Lv8Dl)
It will be subsidized by Saudi oil money. It won't fail.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 11:31 PM (l86i3)
So they would rather sell it to the enemy, yeah al gores a fkin bitch.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2013 11:30 PM (MBqvE)
*****
That might explain the old saying, "Wagons Ho!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Al Jazeera at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (MBqvE)
Looking more and more like it. Burn in hell you communist cocksucker.
http://tinyurl.com/a2wkq7z
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (1OZSU)
I'm sure it will vary from municipality to municipality (or township/district).
Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (QupBk)
Wow, the things you learn here on the ONT.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (Lv8Dl)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 11:26 PM (qo244)
These (I know I'm generalizing here) are people who go to paycheck loan places and pay God-knows-what % in interest for a payday loan. They don't have the ability, for whatever reason, to figure this shit out. That's why no withholding, making everyone pay on April 15, is an exercise in futility. That's why everything as regards these types of people being responsible is an exercise in futility. They don't fucking get it, and they never will, as long as there's always some way to feed yourself and your family that doesn't require personal responsibility. And therein lies the problem. It gets tedious to keep saying it, I know.
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (l86i3)
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-b142937837
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (TCGmg)
"Gotta drive those Conestogas up the old Oregon Trail!
Posted by: Guy who uses vague sexual innuendos at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (kpCLl)
I'm sure it will vary from municipality to municipality (or township/district).
Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2013 11:35 PM (jPVBi)
Thanks. Too lazy to look it up, will put the tree out with the garbage tommorow, guess I will know if its gone or not.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Beelzebub at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (S+/pH)
Did I misinterpret that whole Donner party incident?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (qo244)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (IvVLN)
Hook on a line through the water trolling.
Hey DAve. Look! I have a shoestring! It's a machine gun, right? One on each foot.
Posted by: Former Scumbag at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (UtRRj)
Oh, that was a simple case of a misunderstanding. Somebody made a crude reference to oral sex, and things got out of hand.
Posted by: filbert at January 02, 2013 07:42 PM (Lv8Dl)
No definition at Urban Dictionary so Internet Comedy history opportunity.
However Conestoga - uncircumsized penis, giant cigar joint are.
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2013 07:42 PM (zPLX9)
Indiana, too.
"Section 32. The people shall have a right to bear arms, for the defense of themselves and the State"
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 07:42 PM (b1VIZ)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 11:40 PM (S+/pH)
show no mercy, kalneva! 
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (QupBk)
Is that code for rope?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Timmy, whose foot is caught in a bear trap at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (1OZSU)
I was wondering whatever happened to Vince Young (the UT QB drafted by the Titans), and saw that he's currently in financial difficulty, having blown through his $25 mil guaranteed contract money and having recently defaulted on a $1.9 million payday loan. Yes, dear friends, a $1,900,000 payday loan, at---what do you suppose---about 24.9% interest or so?.
I hereby nominate him as an honorary moron.
Posted by: Enby at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 11:43 PM (TCGmg
You're not related to that guy that bought one of those off Pawn Stars are you?
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2013 11:43 PM (kpCLl)
Thought of you when I went to get my new ss card. The guy was a Patriot fan, I gave him shit, he asked me if I wanted my new card. I told him," go Patriots."
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: kalneva at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (S+/pH)
Well thank god this guy's out of the picture. There are enough threats to my manhood on the planet. RIP.
Posted by: Vermin at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (VWrEG)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (MPjT8)
according to this article, he signed away his own power of attorney to his financial advisor. dumb dumb dumb.
http://tinyurl.com/8gn9o45
I don't think AoS morons would make that type of mistake.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (BBWjt)
Oh my God! This whale needs a circumcision! Somebody get me a Conestoga C-clamp, STAT!
Posted by: Dr. Orca, the whale veterinarian at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (1OZSU)
Sail on, O Pantsuit, literally strong and great...
Liberals with literally all their pinin'...
With literally all the hopes of not having to nominate Biden...
Are literally hanging breathless on thy fate...
We know what FG literally laid thy rim...
What Golfer feared you'd literally primary him...
Who literally made each mast, and sail, and cankle...
What anvils literally rang, what hammers literally rankled...
In what a forge (was Bill literally in heat?)...
Were shaped to literally anchor Change and Hope...
Posted by: Henry Wadsworth Tina Brown at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (l86i3)
Al Jazeera did not disclose the purchase price, but people with direct knowledge of the deal pegged it at around $500 million, indicating a $100 million payout for Mr. Gore, who owned 20 percent of Current. Mr. Gore and his partners were eager to complete the deal by Dec. 31, lest it be subject to higher tax rates that took effect on Jan. 1, according to several people who insisted on anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.
http://tinyurl.com/b45keqj
Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (bxiXv)
Sergeant Nigel Coupe, 33, of 1st Battalion The Duke of LancasterÂ’s Regiment, was killed alongside Corporal Jake Hartley, 20, Private Anthony Frampton, 20, Private Christopher Kershaw, 19, Private Daniel Wade, 20, and Private Daniel Wilford, 21, all of 3rd Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment.
[Shortly after, Azhar Ahmed posted a Facebook message that] said: “People gassin about the deaths of Soldiers! What about the innocent familys who have been brutally killed.
“The women who have been raped. The children who have been sliced up!
“Your enemy’s were the Taliban not innocent harmful familys.
“All soldiers should DIE & go to HELL! THE LOWLIFE F****N SCUM!
“Gotta problem. Go cry at your soldiers grave and wish him hell because that’s where he is going.”
The result: a criminal conviction, with a sentence of 240 hours community service, for the crime of “sending a grossly offensive communication,” apparently under the Malicious Communications Act 1988.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Enby at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (ptlfZ)
The doc circumcision aide is called a guillotine. And if used incorrectly gives the kid a flat top.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)
Who the fuck took all my damn money!
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (ZOf1l)
If we're gonna circumcise this whale we'll need four skin
divers.
And a Conestoga C-clamp! Dammit, Jim, I'm just a doctor!
Posted by: Dr. Orca, the whale veterinarian at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (1OZSU)
And I just confused the Saya with the Tsuba. Baka gaijin.... The scabbard or Saya has his autograph.
This link is the high carbon steel one. I have a 440 stainless. The autograph on my Saya matches the autograph in the picture.
http://tinyurl.com/bjm4svw
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (BBWjt)
"...went home and got their guns and came back and started shooting at Whitman."
This...is...Texas, see...this is Texas.
Posted by: RM at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (ixDYs)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (piMMO)
Okay morons- I'm done abusing er I mean amusing myself for one night. Actually got a chuckle out of Mrs. Muldoon tonight (she lurks).
P.S. Back in the day, I actually used to perform circumcisions. I'd offer to use the serrated scissors in order to leave a little ruffle around the edge, but no one ever took me up on it. The hourly pay wasn't much, but I got to keep the tips.
Good night- all- be safe and keep the faith.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (QupBk)
I'll leave you with something I ran across a couple of days ago, with a hat tip to David Warren. Even you non-Christians might enjoy it. From Cardinal Newman:
“I am a link in a chain, a bond of connexion between persons. He has not created me for naught. I shall do good; I shall do His work. I shall be an angel of peace, a preacher of truth in my own place, while not intending it if I do but keep His commandments. Therefore, I will trust Him, whatever I am, I can never be thrown away. If I am in sickness, my sickness may serve Him, in perplexity, my perplexity may serve Him. If I am in sorrow, my sorrow may serve Him. He does nothing in vain. He knows what He is about. He may take away my friends. He may throw me among strangers. He may make me feel desolate, make my spirits sink, hide my future from me. Still, He knows what He is about.”
Enby out.
Posted by: Enby, out at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (l86i3)
Start here but still post the pic.
http://arms2armor.com/Swords/usswords.htm
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (TvO05)
Nah, just never heard all the lyrics to Sweet Betsy from Pike.
No issue with showing her bare ass to the whole wagon train, but that bit with the Shanghai Rooster has always bothered me. Not on UrbDic, either.
_________________________
Anybody remember where that damned withholding tax came from?
It's kind of funny, actually.
Posted by: comatus at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (qaVK+)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: and irresolute at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (DBH1h)
In the anime cons, Vic who is the voice of Ed in Full Metal Alchemist, will never amount to anything by itself. He has signed it too many times. Now if you have say an artbook and gotten more than two of the voice actors and others who worked on the show to sign it, then it becomes more valuable because its multiple autographs on one item.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (TCGmg)
Did you take them to a seamstress to make them into a wallet, that when you rub it it becomes a luggage set?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (qo244)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2013 12:07 AM (BBWjt)
Aww Thank You. Its really cold here tonite, well, not Jake in Id cold, but cold for us NV wimps.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (MBqvE)
Ruffles are better for dipping right?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (LUnTP)
Been lucky to get Asamiya Kia, Sonoda Kenichi, Kondom, Maria Kawamura, Matsui Naoko, and Amano Yoshitaka. I really liked it when Kondom and Amano also did sketches with their autographs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (TCGmg)
I know most are disheartened and want to be in the LIB crowd.
But Illinois morans really need your help. They are trying a pretty much total gun ban in the state.
Please please please, call Illinois state senators and representatives and stop this madness.
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO AND DO IT RIGHT NOW. All it takes is a phone call, surely we can all do that.
Make a difference. Right now! Please.
Thanks
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (RL7U1)
Ace,
Can we do a separate post on this. They are trying to ban pump shotguns, that's how crazy broad this "ban" is. Any normal handgun will be banned under this crazy shite.
They are doing this in the dead of night during the lame duck session. They attached these "bills" to a House bill about nuclear safety and sexual assault.
TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT. Please shed the light of day on this. Pump action shotguns for fuck's sake...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (l86i3)
Steck,
They got out of committe in the Senate. Apparently full Senate has yet to vote, but Chicago Tribune says that could happen tomorrow or Friday.
House is not in session yet.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)
There is more weird crap out there than your brain can handle.
Bing /Google PENILE BEADING
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (l86i3)
NDH are you Bubbles?? from trailer park boys? Just bought the whole collection for my Christmas present.
Please help us out with this gun ban guys, fucking crazy times.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: gem at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (xhIoh)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Main bill sponsor is Dan Kotowski. Someone polish is looking to confiscate guns, how we never fucking learn.
Here's his number. Get drunk and let him know how you really feel.
(217) 782-3875
THESE ARE OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. If we won't make a fucking phone call for them now, when are we ever going to do anything???
Thanks in advance for any calls.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 03, 2013 12:12 AM (TvO05)
Hi Adriane, put all the Christmas stuff away and cleaned the heck out of my house, seven hours, and I live in a tiny house. Needless to say, hubby was pleased as I even took down the outdoor lights.
I figured he did not need that bs, as his paycheck is gonna be quite a bit lighter on payday!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (adaoe)
You can't say it wasn't "efficient," though not in the traditional economic use of the term.
Posted by: comatus at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:22 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 08:22 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 03, 2013 12:19 AM (TvO05)
lol
kinda reminds me of these Kratos jems from days of yore
http://tinyurl.com/39xdu3p
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:22 PM (BBWjt)
NDH:
It's a canadian program that was on the DirecTV channel, that's how I got hooked. It's fucking awesome, I literally have never laughed so much watching TV.
Anyway, there's this guy Bubbles who loves fucking cats. It is as hilarious as the show.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (piMMO)
Yaya Han as Mutio, Project A-kon.
http://tinyurl.com/yfmm7rt
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (l86i3)
Bcochran,
so it's a done deal, he signed the package today??
why should we be surprised, he signs condolences letters to the families of dead Navy SEALs with autopen and of course they are fucking form letters.
Class fucking act this guy.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (xnYHG)
among strangers. He may make me feel desolate, make my spirits sink,
hide my future from me. Still, He knows what He is about.”
Enby out.
Posted by: Enby, out at January 03, 2013 12:01 AM (ptlfZ)
Thanks for that. That's my life playing out before my very eyes. And yet, I have purpose in His grand design. So be it.
Posted by: Derak at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (lkjWK)
NDH:
Dude it's awesome. Trailer Park Boys and Archer are my two favorite shows. and TPB has been done for a while.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: ÂÂŽ¡“I‚È–XÂŽq at January 03, 2013 12:21 AM (Vk2pI)
Yep, I was born in UT, used to cold, moved to NV, damn if I am not a woose. But I do hate the middle of july/aug when your hands burn on the steering wheel. And the air conditioner runs 24 /7
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2013 08:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:29 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)
The sore throat has turned into a full fledge cold and I am tired. Doing laundry and some yard work. Got TurboTax way earlier than usual. Got our house refinanced to 3.75%-ish. Figured if they're not paying us any interest, why should we pay them...
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 03, 2013 12:28 AM (TvO05)
Happy New Year, I was the crazy drunk girl on the ont New Years Eve, but what else is new. Hubby and I have until oct, and we own this humble abode. Not everyones cup of tea, but we figure one less thing we have to worry about when the shit really hits the fan.
Sending a hug, bad cold, leave Adriane alone.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Barky Obammy at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: bill-o at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Barky Obammy at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (LUnTP)
oh fuck that's scary but I still have hiccups
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (BBWjt)
Prezdent Michele Obama passes Boob Belt Law.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: UN at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (LUnTP)
OK Obama cannot be bothered to sign the fkin bill, what a fuckin loser while we get fucked.
Was gonna say sorry, but good grief this guy sucks.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (BBWjt)
Bcochran,
so it's a done deal, he signed the package today??
According to Mark Knoller on twitter, he has "authorized the use of the autopen"
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 12:31 AM (IvVLN)
I have always wondered if the use of the autopen is legal for bills. Usually it is reserved for proclamations and letters and junk like that. Way back in the day when I worked in our state's Governor's office, it was illegal to use the autopen for official business. Vetoes and bills needed to be done by the Governor. Heck, we couldn't even use it for endorsing the back of his paycheck.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Lefty Douche at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: EPA Watchdogs that Watches for Happiness Kittehs at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: New Autopen signature at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (BBWjt)
Sterling:
I literally used that line today!
Bcochran:
Thanks. I have been accused of "trolling" on here because I'm ok with the deal, but I still think that the dems fucked this one up. I think Boehner is going to swear the blood oath and dems might find a crazy unified GOP party in the next few months. Their worst nightmare.
But those are my hopes, anyway.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2013 08:39 PM (d0M92)
Steck,
Did you see my earlier comment. unless you have different info, I think the full Senate has yet to take it up.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: EPA Watchdogs that Watches for Happiness Kittehs at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (TvO05)
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2005/10/how-stupid-can-people-be.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Adriane at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Steck at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (RL7U1)
*********
If you need an Ebonics translator to read it, I be here!
If you need references of my previous work, here's an example, from my translation of Martin's "I have a dream" speech:
"DAMN! I be dreamin'!""
Posted by: Rastus Festus Kennedy at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (HVtRc)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Robert at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (piMMO)
oh fuck that's scary but I still have hiccups
I'm from the IRS and I want to see your returns for the last ten years.
Posted by: harleycowboy at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (+9AX9)
Good night, Anna, Hat, NDH, Lou, Beeb...good night, ONT!
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2013 12:50 AM (LUnTP)
Night Robert. Happy New Year!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (IvVLN)
Love this blog and love the morans. Please guys, help us. A phone call is all that is needed. Let it the fuck out and let this guy know a piece of your mind.
Reposting info. Stop this crazy IL gun ban.
Main bill sponsor is Dan Kotowski. Someone polish is looking to confiscate guns, how we never fucking learn.
Here's his number. Get drunk and let him know how you really feel.
(217) 782-3875
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: Obamatalkingpointsgenerator at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2013 12:39 AM (d0M92)
Sending a hug, hope your doing ok.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:52 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (d0M92)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (piMMO)
pretty drunk as it stands now, so going to bed
happy trails
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2013 12:51 AM (BBWjt)
Night, sleep tight.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 08:54 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adriane at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (TvO05)
Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2013 12:47 AM
My wife owned a realestate company a few years ago when the foreclosure thing was starting to ramp up. She had to do repo's. She said that on several occasions that people told her the mortgage co. told them that if they caught up their payments they would stop the proceedings. When they sent in the last check they got it back and were foreclosed on anyway.
Posted by: harleycowboy at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: He's Dead, Jim ... at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (adaoe)
"Oh, shit."
Posted by: xbradtc at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (O0L6N)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (d0M92)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Newt at January 02, 2013 09:01 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2013 09:01 PM (d0M92)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:05 PM (XDC0v)
At least 50% of the houses in my development could be foreclosed on if the banks cared to. There was an initial flurry a few years ago, then it mostly stopped. Every mortgage in this place is underwater. All of them.
People haven't started paying again. The banks started realizing this market ain't coming back and they don't want to be the ones the tax bills and code violation notices get sent to. They'd have to book huge losses admitting these loans are in fact dead.
Plus, vacant houses quickly become effectively worthless as they're stripped and gutted, and trashed by the FSA as soon as it becomes apparent its vacant.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 02, 2013 09:06 PM (hc3eM)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:07 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: xbradtc at January 02, 2013 09:10 PM (O0L6N)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 02, 2013 09:10 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:11 PM (TvO05)
Thanks Lou. It's up & down. Hope I stop getting sick.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2013 01:01 AM (d0M92)
Aww, Hope so!
If I can cheer you up, three times I have hit my head this week, once on the freezer door, once outside taking Christmas lights down, then again cleaning my patio, I think God is trying to tell me something!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 09:11 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 09:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:13 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2013 09:15 PM (d0M92)
NDH: Sorry you had to go through that. Judicial foreclosure states are usually the best for homeowners.
HAPPY NEW YEAR morans!!!
Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016 also send their regards!!!!!! It's what we need to take the country back.
Support them and us, and please see my post on Illinois. We really need your help. Happy and healthy New Year to you and your families.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 02, 2013 09:15 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 03, 2013 01:15 AM (d0M92)
Or quit cleaning, I like this idea!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 09:16 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:16 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2013 12:10 AM (BBWjt)
You're up past your bedtime, aren't you?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 09:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:21 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 02, 2013 09:22 PM (rVZBi)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:24 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 09:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: xbradtc at January 02, 2013 09:26 PM (O0L6N)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 09:26 PM (piMMO)
Night all. Adriane and bebe. Hugs
Better go to bed, or I might hit my head again. Then maybe 2013 will be the year I get a concussion.Tee Hee
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 02, 2013 09:28 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 09:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 02, 2013 09:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 02, 2013 09:31 PM (d0M92)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:33 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 09:35 PM (piMMO)
Definitely old school on this!
Posted by: bill-o at January 02, 2013 09:36 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:37 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:38 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 09:40 PM (TvO05)
3+ years without paying at the house across the street from me.
They're doing that all over this development. New trucks/cars/SUV's all over the place, huge new TVs, all being bought because they're not making a mortgage payment anymore.
They way those people see it, its like finding $1,200 or so laying on the ground every month to spend on new bling.
If a bank never forecloses, or does it many years down the road, it was a good deal I guess.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 02, 2013 09:40 PM (hc3eM)
"Oh, shit."
Posted by: xbradtc at January 03, 2013 12:58 AM (O0L6N)
That was a dark day.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2013 09:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 02, 2013 09:41 PM (yh0zB)
And no, I've not seen anything like the outpouring of support that Lex merited. There was a strong contingent of Lexicans at his memorial, some flying quite long distances to attend the services of a man they never met in real life.
Posted by: xbradtc at January 02, 2013 09:41 PM (O0L6N)
Re: Air France 4590, the last words reported above sound like they were from the tower, not the cockpit. Per Wikipedia (I know, I know) last words were:
Co-pilot: "Le Bourget, Le Bourget, Le Bourget."
Pilot: "Too late (unclear)."
Control tower: "Fire service leader, correction, the Concorde is returning to runway zero nine in the opposite direction."
Pilot: "No time, no (unclear)."
Co-pilot: "Negative, we're trying Le Bourget" (four switching sounds).
Co-pilot: "No (unclear)."
Posted by: Mamma B at January 02, 2013 09:42 PM (V3vec)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:47 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: xbradtc at January 02, 2013 09:54 PM (O0L6N)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 02, 2013 09:54 PM (1+XRG)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 09:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 09:57 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 02, 2013 09:57 PM (1+XRG)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 10:01 PM (piMMO)
So, just checking in, E.R SUCK behind me now...so just checking in...
Posted by: Richard at January 02, 2013 10:03 PM (qsbdU)
Posted by: DAve at January 02, 2013 10:09 PM (XDC0v)
758
I have been on the "razor edge" 3 times since 2011. So loved those 3-a-day calls from the bank with increasingly aggressive phone hammerheads.....all doing the bank's bidding so I always tried to never take it out on them...my problem after all...right?
Still...there were some that would have been prime "Death Star" targets....if I only had one..."They TRUELY just wanted to "F" with me..and see if they could mind-"F" me into a rage......yet I NEVER bit.
Posted by: Richard at January 02, 2013 10:16 PM (qsbdU)
771
Sorry, not a DOC...just one fucking HELL of a nurse.....35 years and counting.
SHIT most of the DOc"s I work with......I have shoes that are older.....and they know it and give me the props....which makes it a full time job keeping my ego in check while on duty....
jus sayin...
Posted by: Richard at January 02, 2013 10:21 PM (qsbdU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 10:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 10:27 PM (Vk2pI)
774
Yet,
I'm still here tonight, on my computer, in my bedroom, in my house, with a roof over the heads' of my family that depends on me to keep it so. I have had too many 11th hour close calls to count. I have had some miracles from family and friends that are rooting for me and I am humbled by this. Which is why after posting here, I lay my head down, sleep some and wake up focused on the goal of paying the bills with my talents and my sweat...
EVERY FUCKING DAY TIL I DIE!!!!
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