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January 29, 2013

overnight open thread (1-29-whatever)
— Maetenloch

Given recent feedback we've decided to go with a new format for the ont.

Like it makes a difference.

Your current fortune. Disappointed? Well the rest of the cards are even worse.

Your love-life? Yeah right.

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Everything you've ever done in your life.

The sad reality.

Your vacation plans - if you could afford one? Probably just as well.

Light at the end of tunnel? Unlikely.

Hey kids tonight's theme song is for you.

Political fortunes? Nope those all suck.

The future? yeah.

Twitter sucks anyway.

Tonight's post brought to you by your two deaths:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:47 PM | Comments (889)
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1 Foistey?

Posted by: T at January 29, 2013 05:47 PM (LWOYq)

2 fap

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 29, 2013 05:49 PM (Zd/NW)

3 So the world is now some fucking old Ziggy cartoon?

Posted by: TexasJew at January 29, 2013 05:49 PM (16QHW)

4 The Prezident is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 29, 2013 05:49 PM (mDanm)

5 Sigh

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 29, 2013 05:49 PM (1i20J)

6 Well I know I certainly feel better now.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2013 05:49 PM (GULKT)

7 I feel good about this ONT .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 29, 2013 05:50 PM (BYxr7)

8 Well, my work here appears to be done.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 05:50 PM (bxiXv)

9 (sobbing)

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 29, 2013 05:50 PM (MhA4j)

10 And by "done" I mean it never made any difference and now it never will. Just in case that was unclear.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 05:50 PM (bxiXv)

11 Looks like I got in early for a change.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 05:50 PM (bb5+k)

12 Are Food Riots Nigh? Reliance on food stamps in order to have enough to eat is at an all time high, to the point where one in four children are dependent on them. The Obama administration has been pushing to put as many people on food stamps as possible. Not only does this increase the power of government over people, who become so dependant that they dare not bite the hand that feeds themÂ… or at least didnÂ’t used to dare to bite. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1284

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 05:50 PM (Vk2pI)

13 Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 05:51 PM (twze8)

14 So who shot all over that pretty blond girl's face in the Ray Lichtenstein thingy?

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 05:51 PM (16QHW)

15 My Grandfather said "Cheer up, things could be worse."
So we cheered up. Sure enough, things got worse.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 29, 2013 05:52 PM (MhA4j)

16 Anyone have any hemlock?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 05:52 PM (4gFWN)

17 MITCHELL!!!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 05:52 PM (05fcj)

18 Ombudsman: the 70's sitcom solution would be to go to the city pound and pick out your cat's look-a-like

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 05:52 PM (+oin+)

19 12 TPH,

Maybe.....

hell i hope so...let's get it started.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 05:52 PM (LRFds)

20 Looks like I picked a good week to start mainlining Draino . . .

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (05fcj)

21 I whole heartily approve of tonight's theme.

Posted by: Timin203 at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (azmhu)

22 "Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (MhA4j)

23 This is cheerful.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (TCy/B)

24 Geesh,it's like he's trying to depress us or something.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (9XBK2)

25 This ONT reminds me of a Doors song ...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (trA4n)

26 @12 - When they start, Detroit, California, or ???

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2013 05:53 PM (xKC/c)

27 I think my new life motto will be, "Aim low. Why be disappointed?" Thanks, Maet.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (4gFWN)

28 The founders were against Democracy. They were right.

The Republic is dead. Long live the New Republic!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (bb5+k)

29 Something sad and depressing: http://tinyurl.com/be73seu

Posted by: ME-tan at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (Vk2pI)

30 11 And by "done" I mean it never made any difference and now it never will. Just in case that was unclear. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Yeah, whatever. Where are our dark side cookies? We were promised cookies dammit! Oh yeah, milk would be good too, to go with the cookies.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (kbR1E)

31 So, this second death thing: Does it count when people use my name as an adjective? Just to rub it in: && &&& & &&& &&&&

Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (87Di/)

32 I'm too poor to qualify for food stamps.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (bxiXv)

33 Looks like grumpy cat put the ONT up tonight!

Posted by: gushie can has kittehs at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (z/FcG)

34

[touches neck - notices lump]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 05:54 PM (kdS6q)

35 The best thing about "Let it Burn" are the yummy nummy s'mores by the bonfire.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 05:55 PM (05fcj)

36 One day, perhaps, remembering even this will be a pleasure...

Posted by: Virgil at January 29, 2013 05:55 PM (Vk2pI)

37 The ONTs different how?...I guess I wasn't paying attention to the old format...mea culpable.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 05:55 PM (XLuH2)

38 There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 05:55 PM (twze8)

39 Disappointment is where expectation meets reality.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2013 05:55 PM (mjR67)

40 At least we've got our healthcare....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (l3vZN)

41 Finally, a ONT that talks to me!

Welp, see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (qiXMt)

42 WAIT ! I mean 2 Doors songs... ..

Posted by: American Dawg at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (trA4n)

43 When there's plenty of .30, there's hope. Trust me, I've got plenty of hope...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (lbiWb)

44 I wear black on the outside Because black is how I feel on the inside.

Posted by: jakeman at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (96M6e)

45 I can understand the hopelessness. This is the first time a Democrat has ever barely been re-elected president.

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (9G+G5)

46 For those who seek perfection there can be no rest on this side of the grave.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 05:56 PM (twze8)

47 Where's the cat picture?

There's gotta be a cat picture.

Or a nekkid (scantily clad, at least) young-ish female of the human species.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (05fcj)

Between this and the damn "DOOM" postings, my testes have shrunk by 23%

Thanks a bunch, Ace of Spades HQ!

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (16QHW)

49 Geez, it's kind of depressing in here.

Posted by: Robert Smith at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (mjR67)

50 This ONT has a serial killer kinda vibe.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (TCy/B)

51 This is a guest post by Henri the existential cat isn't it?

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (9XBK2)

52 Obama is president . Discuss . What do I win ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (BYxr7)

53 Nobody cares, but: http://preview.tinyurl.com/a4ezm9u Interesting when you consider who signed on. You don't have proof that they signed on but ASMDSS is not a dick out of nowhere or anything like that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (bxiXv)

54 Well, I'm stepping out to slash my wrists.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (xGX1p)

55 No worries, it gets too bad, Dr. Pol will just have to put us all down.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 05:57 PM (05fcj)

56 The damned stinkbugs are everywhere in the house today too, just to make it complete.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (l3vZN)

57 Happiness is a delusion of the weak.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (twze8)

58 Happiness is a delusion of the weak.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (twze8)

59 Can't we be hopeless with a black font?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (k34Gz)

60 Can't we be hopeless with a black font?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (k34Gz)

61 Hey Maet this cheers me up...at least I don't have exploding bowels....and my kids and grandkids are bankrupt....

If I had a President he'd look like SCOAMF with extra chromosomes.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (LRFds)

62 Hey Maet this cheers me up...at least I don't have exploding bowels....and my kids and grandkids are bankrupt....

If I had a President he'd look like SCOAMF with extra chromosomes.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (LRFds)

63 This ONT makes me want to weep.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (XLuH2)

64 This ONT makes me want to weep.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 05:58 PM (XLuH2)

65 I may not accomplish anything on my way, but my last breath will be taken to spit in the face of death.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (bxiXv)

66 I may not accomplish anything on my way, but my last breath will be taken to spit in the face of death.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (bxiXv)

67 Yeah, thanks for the ray of sunshine. Should we off ourselves now or undergo one last black night of despair? (Yeesh. You guys need to get a puppy.)

Posted by: joncelli at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (i5Kkg)

68 People with hope wait for the better days to come. People without hope get off their asses and get on with life.

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (TvO05)

69 Yeah, thanks for the ray of sunshine. Should we off ourselves now or undergo one last black night of despair? (Yeesh. You guys need to get a puppy.)

Posted by: joncelli at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (i5Kkg)

70 People with hope wait for the better days to come. People without hope get off their asses and get on with life.

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (TvO05)

71 One piece of philosophy that I've tried to pass along to my kids is "If there's no pain, you're probably dead." Or, life is hard the alternative is worse. And yes, I've always had a sort of grim outlook, even as a Christian, but I have to say that John's death made it more so.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (wbeNt)

72 One piece of philosophy that I've tried to pass along to my kids is "If there's no pain, you're probably dead." Or, life is hard the alternative is worse. And yes, I've always had a sort of grim outlook, even as a Christian, but I have to say that John's death made it more so.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (wbeNt)

73 Great stop-action short which is in the tone of this thread:

http://thepessimist.com/2013/01/19/the-sadder-day-night-special-more-by-mark-osborne/

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (7xeJQ)

74 Great stop-action short which is in the tone of this thread:

http://thepessimist.com/2013/01/19/the-sadder-day-night-special-more-by-mark-osborne/

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (7xeJQ)

75 We had some excitement in the form of tornado warnings tonight.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (mjR67)

76 We had some excitement in the form of tornado warnings tonight.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (mjR67)

77 Sad: my beverage is coming to its end.

Not so sad: I'm going to go get another one.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (05fcj)

78 Sad: my beverage is coming to its end.

Not so sad: I'm going to go get another one.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 05:59 PM (05fcj)

79 And here I thought Monty was just "socking" Maet tonight.

It is indeed DOOM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (4Mv1T)

80 And here I thought Monty was just "socking" Maet tonight.

It is indeed DOOM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (4Mv1T)

81 This rope and chair? Just ignore that....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

82 It's all mother fucking DOOM!! Thanks Maet for letting me know that I'm not cynical as I thought was. This one made me laugh.

Posted by: SAY HELLO TO ONT DOOM AND GLOOM at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (0PiQ4)

83 This rope and chair? Just ignore that....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

84 It's all mother fucking DOOM!! Thanks Maet for letting me know that I'm not cynical as I thought was. This one made me laugh.

Posted by: SAY HELLO TO ONT DOOM AND GLOOM at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (0PiQ4)

85 So, I guess the blog gets a cut on razor sales or something

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (VYiE7)

86 So, I guess the blog gets a cut on razor sales or something

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (VYiE7)

87 Did I do something wrooooong? (Weep)

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (XLuH2)

88 Did I do something wrooooong? (Weep)

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (XLuH2)

89 An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (twze8)

90 An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (twze8)

91 On a positive note, the bottle of cyanide is half full..

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (16QHW)

92 Yup, this is my kind of ONT.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2013 06:00 PM (kbR1E)

93 1. Dire weather forecast, do nothing without the direct intervention of your benevolent government. 2. ______ [fill in the blank], stay indoors until your mayor calls you personally and tells you what you may do. 3. You must commit suicide because your government can no longer care for you. "It's more just, Comrade."

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (1V6Pv)

What's up w/the bad Conan (Barbarian, not the redheaded twit) imitation?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (lbiWb)

95 When I feel hopeless I watch Justified. All better!

Posted by: carolina at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (jjmSa)

96 Meanwhile as a possible sign of the Apocalypse or just gack.

http://tinyurl.com/a6bmd2b

The Witch King of Angmar's horse as a Brony.

Are the horses Nazgul?

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (+2J5c)

97 Oh, come on. It's not that bad. Zero is now a lame duck. Haven't you heard? Life goes on.

Posted by: ALH at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (eqV3Q)

98 What various forms of suicide say about the psychological profile of the--er--participants.

Discuss.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (05fcj)

99 In the spirit of the night---"When bad men combine, the good...will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." Oh well, life sucks.

Posted by: O. at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (kTLp1)

100 Maet, are you okay?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2013 06:01 PM (BBWjt)

101 God, I feel French. Kill me. Kill me now.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (GRvW4)

102 Good thing Maet didn't post a cheerleader pic .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (BYxr7)

103

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 09:57 PM (05fcj)

So what you're saying is that we need a Doom Kitten (of one species or another)?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (wbeNt)

104 Life just sucks...and then you DIE...(weep)

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (XLuH2)

105 I can understand the hopelessness. This is the first time a Democrat has ever barely been re-elected president.

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 09:56 PM (9G+G5)

It's worse than that. This is the worst Democrat in history. This is a man so plagued by scandals that he makes Clinton look like a boy scout.

This is a realization that the media is the real enemy, and always has been. Add to that the effect Amnesty is going to have on future elections. Add to that the effect that Puerto Rico as a State is going to have on the future balance of the Senate. Add to that that the people who used to have common sense and were intelligent enough to realize that the current occupant is a fool, are dying off, and no longer constitute a majority. Add to that that Romney was the last possible chance of staving off a massive economic collapse.

And those are just a few of the things that are wrong with what happened. To sum it up, I cannot think of a possible way for the United States to avoid the fate of being seriously screwed. We are riding on a train that appears destined to wreck.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (bb5+k)

106 79 I watch pron.Same result.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (9XBK2)

107

17 MITCHELL!!!!!!!

You mean like this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtCYxWqXW6k

?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2013 06:02 PM (Yk2LN)

108

"Good thing Maet didn't post a cheerleader pic"

Why? Would just be full of pointy elbows 'n stuff. Bleh.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 06:03 PM (lbiWb)

109 These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 06:03 PM (4gFWN)

110 Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 09:59 PM (wbeNt) Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can say - not everyone can - there was someone, once, who very much loved you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 06:03 PM (TvO05)

111 This ONT clearly needs the DOOM logo.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2013 06:03 PM (sdi6R)

112 I should go to the gym, but this ONT makes me want to just sit on the couch and stuff my face with chocolate chip cookies and beer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (hpDVh)

113 @90 So, just sit back, load up, and wait for the dissolution of the union. Reboot.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (VYiE7)

114 Somewhere out there is a bolter round with our names on it.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (twze8)

115 a cheerleader pic appropriate for tonight

http://tinyurl.com/9wlnw3j

Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (BBWjt)

116 How could this thread not have a link to a song whose chorus is a quiet electronic voice repeating "Is this the end of everything?" http://youtu.be/QLNp2UqdREI

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (bxiXv)

117 You're born. Life bones you. You die. The end.

Cheers!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (eHIJJ)

118 If I ever could work up any kind of happiness, I guess this is the kind of ONT that would make me want to slit my wrists.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (uOWHN)

119 Who loves ya, baby?

Posted by: derit remembers lollipops at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (I88Jc)

120 OMG we're going to be the minority party forever. The American voter is just that stupid.

Posted by: 2005 Democrats at January 29, 2013 06:04 PM (9G+G5)

121 I think this occasion calls for something special. Yes indeed!
Bottom shelf scotch.... with store brand soda.

Gettin' into the "zombie apocalypse" groove.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (4Mv1T)

122 93 "Good thing Maet didn't post a cheerleader pic" Why? Would just be full of pointy elbows'n stuff. Bleh. Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 10:03 PM (lbiWb) I'm thinking the goth cheerleaders from the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" video.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

123

"This is a realization that the media is the real enemy, and always has been"

We're witnessing the last dying throes of an angry monolithic media. As with all wounded animals, it can inflict great, even fatal, harm before it expires.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (lbiWb)

124 This is how I felt after I heard my bacon consumption rate would evaporate along with my gall bladder.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (mZgAF)

125 I kinow you're trying to cheer us up with "Mitchell", but Merle Olsen and Martin Balsam are both dead <sob!>

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (16QHW)

126 OK, chemjeff. I actually lol'd.

Thank you.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (GRvW4)

127 So what you're saying is that we need a Doom Kitten (of one species or another)?

Well, yes.

I mean, the Grumpy Cats from a couple of nights ago were a good start.

Perhaps we need a Despondent Cat meme . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (05fcj)

128 This thread just feeds my feeling of hopelessness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (UOM48)

129 The good news is we have Two SMOD
opportunities this year and of course this year ends in a '13'...

So we got that going for us....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (trA4n)

130 Given recent feedback we've decided to go with a new format for the ont. umm, no. We're not all that big on change for change's sake. g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson will have a new post up....soon (like, within ten minutes) at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

131 I may not accomplish anything on my way, but my last breath will be taken to spit in the face of death.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 09:59 PM

Yeah, I like to think my last utterance will be "fuck you", but I know it's probably just going to be a gurgling sound... maybe "oh, shit" at best.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2013 06:05 PM (yBF/9)

132 Drat. A Guido beat me to the angst.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 29, 2013 06:06 PM (eHIJJ)

133 Given recent feedback we've decided to go with a new format for the ont.
---

New format my ass, where's the ginger tits and beer.

Posted by: sTevo at January 29, 2013 06:06 PM (VMcEw)

134 I need potato chips..extra crispy...like a bushel.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:07 PM (XLuH2)

135 This is a great time to take up astronomy. You can enjoy the amazing expanse of the universe, where there are billions of galaxies filled with billions of stars filled with trillions of planets and trillions of probably semi-intelligent creatures who all think they are unique and special. Wait.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (mZgAF)

136 Was this ONT written by the writers for Stargate Universe?

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (GULKT)

137 http://preview.tinyurl.com/azp3658 If this is what it takes, do this. N.B. that the idea of Liberty sometimes requires a family. And no more.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (1V6Pv)

138 Hey Everybody!!!! Why the long faces????

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (BAS5M)

139 We're witnessing the last dying throes of an angry monolithic media. As with all wounded animals, it can inflict great, even fatal, harm before it expires.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 10:05 PM (lbiWb)

I agree. The media is being outpaced by technology and competition. Unfortunately, they still moved enough of the stupid to guarantee a train wreck. If they die now, it is unlikely to make a difference. The economics just don't work.

There is going to be blood on the Horizon.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (bb5+k)

140 this thread has grim written all over it

I love it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (8sCoq)

141 Happy Birthday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQO1jOXLeg

Posted by: Not Weird Al at January 29, 2013 06:08 PM (Vk2pI)

142 Oh geez,old WKRP in Cincinnati episode and Bailey has a Sea Sheperd poster on her wall.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (9XBK2)

143 This ONT is exactly what I needed. Misery loves company.

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (PdpEf)

144 I've been reading lately that there is a lot of Mexican violence against blacks in Los Angeles and other areas of the country. Mexican gang members (most illegals) are targeting blacks in their neighborhoods to get them to move out.

I don't think this will end well. Racial division under Obama may have its unintended consequences.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (EAgmr)

145 We had some excitement in the form of tornado warnings tonight. Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2013 09:59 PM (mjR67) You have a kite, don't you? /lemonade

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (MBqvE)

146

This thread is like cold steel through the lower intestines. Ouchie.

Posted by: ALH at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (eqV3Q)

147 that's awesome work, Maet.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (LCRYB)

148 I'm too lazy but somebody should link that Kinnison routine about homosexual necrophiliacs.

Posted by: joncelli at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (i5Kkg)

149

To add to our misery, according to the noted constutional scholar Dr. Seidman, since Obama is half black and half white, he is qualified to stay as president for two extra terms.

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 06:09 PM (16QHW)

150 "A" Guido? And now I get no respect either...will this torment never eeeend?.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (XLuH2)

151 Life is a big black sucking hole of depression and despair. Now go to sleep!

Posted by: logprof's bedtime story at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (jVAw4)

152 "Dave, I have the utmost hopelessness for this ONT." - HAL 9000

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (wYPjI)

153 Yeah, I like to think my last utterance will be "fuck you", but I know it's probably just going to be a gurgling sound... maybe "oh, shit" at best. As long as you're being shot by jealous husband of an 22 year old cheerleader after a delectable romp in his bed with his wife and her two best friends, who cares ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (TvO05)

154 So this ONT is the Russian Roulette; Why Not Give It A Try version?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (3E2th)

155 ... somebody... find me... another belt.

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (uOWHN)

156 In keeping with tonight's theme a little chant for the dead, Gregorian style: http://tinyurl.com/a26tc79

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (M/TDA)

157 What I've always found depressing is that thirty or forty years from now they'll be calling this a "simpler, more innocent time".

Posted by: Eric in Bose at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (NTjJ1)

158 I just got a breathless e-mail from H&K parts, informing me that USP 13 round mags are once again in stock...for only $50.

Fuck you Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (GsoHv)

159 New format my ass, where's the ginger tits and beer.

Posted by: sTevo at January 29, 2013 10:06 PM (VMcEw)

Ppffft! Your ass. Mow-Ron, Please. *I* have an ass.

Posted by: Mikel Ruff at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (BAS5M)

160

You are a fluke of the Universe

You have no right to be here

And whether you believe it or not

The Universe

Is laughing behind your back

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (Md8Uo)

161 Surgery tomorrow morning. Everyone keeps asking me if I am nervous. Eh.. not really. I just pray this works and I am no longer in pain. Send some prayers my way morons.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2013 06:10 PM (u25eL)

162 My Mother feared this more than anything else she could imagine ... The movement to require women ages 18 to 25 to sign up for Selective Service Â— mirroring the law for all U.S. men in that demographic Â— is rooted in both active-duty and veteran circles.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (e8kgV)

163 alright you mothers let's talk waffles

I bought a waffle maker today and the shakedown cruise is tomorrow at breakfast

now the thing has a MIN to MAX heat control- so what do you all recommend

I'm using Krusteaz Belgian Waffle mix

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (8sCoq)

164 I didn't have to ask how to get to Depress-A-Me Street, I'm already here.

Posted by: Tickle Me Emo at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (kbR1E)

165 Lol not depressed at all. The leftists and and their kind can get bent while I tend things over here. When it's time to throw them out, we'll be ready. And Im leaving it at that.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (b9a6v)

166 134 Something like "Your dead ,your relaxing it's all over and what's that,somebody is fucking my ass OHHHHH,OHHHHHHHH!"

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (9XBK2)

167 . Eh.. not really. I just pray this works and I am no longer in pain. Send some prayers my way morons. Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM (u25eL) Prayers sent. Just had surgery myself. I was terrified of it, even though it was pretty routine.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (mZgAF)

168 If your down and depressed I can send you a classy jello recipe from the Missouri Synod Lutheran womens guild passed down from Mom...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (x59Gv)

169 Was this ONT written by the writers for Stargate Universe?

No, because it makes more military sense than SG:U ever did.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (hpDVh)

170 Dennis Leary is a hack.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (RrurX)

171 @130 A smart party would try and use the natural racial divisions to fragment the democratic coalition. Oh well.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:11 PM (VYiE7)

172 There's nothing wrong with the world that total destruction wouldn't cure.

Posted by: logprof's bedtime story at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (jVAw4)

173 Sure, there's wishful thinking here... but you can't be a raving narcissist pothead paedophile Marxist (regret the redundancy) for very long without serious consequences, even in Chicago. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ald9t5k Watch how often he goes to Chicago in term II.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (1V6Pv)

174 Enough DOOM for one night. 16yo son's hoops-team kicked ass on the road tonight by 21 points. Life is good for the moment. I'm out.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

175 Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM (TvO05)

Add a ball gag to the evening and I'm in.

[have you actually spoken to a 22-year-old recently? They are, to put it gently, dumber than a bag of rocks]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (GsoHv)

176 133 Ace,

Maybe the HQ crew can have a "DOOM!" off?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (LRFds)

177 Anyone else seen this?
http://tinyurl.com/b5o526m
(link goes to dailymail.co.uk)

Leaked emails have allegedly proved that the White House gave the green light to a chemical weapons attack in Syria that could be blamed on Assad's regime and in turn, spur international military action in the devastated country.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (hO9ad)

178 ...and nice ONT, Maet.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (RrurX)

179 . but you can't be a raving pothead Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 10:12 PM (1V6Pv) I beg to differ.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (mZgAF)

180 Good thoughts your way jewells.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 29, 2013 06:12 PM (BYxr7)

181 Anyone know how to internet stalk somebody? I gots the Spokeo, ? any other tips? There is this young philly...

Posted by: W J Clinton at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (jfSqj)

182 True doom is finding there is a 24/7 Jerry Lewis movie channel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (wYPjI)

183

Tonight we dine in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (oyQVv)

184 Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and silicone implants are all lies.

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (I88Jc)

185

"There is going to be blood on the Horizon"

Agreed. It's up to each of us to ensure that is not ours. Those waiting on the good will of "government", OTOH...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (lbiWb)

186 Diogenes Lamp..."there's going to be blood on the horizon "...wait..did u say blood?! Maybe there IS hope..I love blood.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (XLuH2)

187 jewellw45 - May you be blessed with health and happiness!

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 06:13 PM (TvO05)

188
I don't think this will end well. Racial division under Obama may have its unintended consequences.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2013 10:09 PM (EAgmr)

Obama has only made racial divisions worse. For years I thought we would one day have a "Black" President, and I had thought he would be a Republican. Now that we have finally gotten a "Black" President, I feel sorry for Black Americans who should have had reason to be proud... But this guy is a complete fuckup and will go down in History as the Single biggest mistake this nation ever made.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (bb5+k)

189 What do I recommend? If waffles are anything like pancakes, throw out the first one.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (JKNDp)

190 Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 10:11 PM (RrurX)

This will take your mind off him.....

http://tinyurl.com/aphzyu6

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (GsoHv)

191

If you gotta go, go with a smile.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (oyQVv)

192 Who was that comedian who had the down and depressed delivery? Was it Stephen Wright

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (M/TDA)

193 Prayers your way Jewells45 - Wishes for a speedy and pain free recovery.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (EAgmr)

194 152 134 Something like "Your dead ,your relaxing it's all over and what's that,somebody is fucking my ass OHHHHH,OHHHHHHHH!"

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 10:11 PM (9XBK2)

You mean like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np67piTSAzk

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (GULKT)

195 >Send some prayers my way morons.

will do-

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 29, 2013 06:14 PM (8sCoq)

196 But this guy is a complete fuckup and will go down in History as the Single biggest mistake this nation ever made. Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:14 PM (bb5+k) And just under 50% of the country will never see it that way.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (mZgAF)

197 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2013 10:02 PM (Yk2LN)

Yah, just so.

Interestingly, in the opening skit, Joel hits on a version of the LiB strategy, much to the disappointment of the Bots.

I'd forgotten that.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (05fcj)

198 As long as you're being shot by jealous husband of an 22 year old cheerleader after a delectable romp in his bed with his wife and her two best friends, who cares ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM

Yeah, maybe. But I bet it'll be an ugly cheerleader... and the 2 best friends will be fatties.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (yBF/9)

199 And the Habs beat the Jets. The circle is squared.

Posted by: logprof's bedtime story at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (jVAw4)

200 Real doom is enduring a week of fawning media coverage of a murderer. But come Monday, it will all be over. And Ray Lewis will still be a scumbag.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (4gFWN)

201 Toga ! Toga ! Toga !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (BYxr7)

202 174 Dioegenes Lamp,

Ba-Ron-Ko has electrolytes!

//Surviving Free Shit Army veteran

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (LRFds)

203 Serious question for the Horde. Has anyone heard from Miss Tammy recently?????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

204 jewells, good luck, hope everything goes well!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (BBWjt)

205 142 I just got a breathless e-mail from HK parts, informing me that USP 13 round mags are once again in stock...for only $50.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM (GsoHv)

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (7xeJQ)

206

This thread makes me want to have another glass of whine.

Posted by: ALH at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (eqV3Q)

207 So this ONT is the Russian Roulette; Why Not Give It A Try version? Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM (3E2th) Did someone say "Russian Roulette"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk_h7BUvTX0

Posted by: Kei and Yuri at January 29, 2013 06:15 PM (Vk2pI)

208 Pain....is such a rush.

Posted by: grognard at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (rNJxl)

209 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ac8p73a Pretty much. As usual from J. Lord.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (1V6Pv)

210

They just discovered that all-night sex with busty identical ginger twins causes cancer

And autism

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (16QHW)

211 CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv) But ... but ... but ... I have no ball gags to give ... It's Hopeless!!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (TvO05)

212 128 Okay that was stupid,of course it's an OLD episode there aren't any NEW episodes.If there were they would suck.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (9XBK2)

213 Wisenheimer's first law of life:

Never, ever, think things couldn't possibly get worse.

Posted by: wisenheimer at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (eYx/w)

214 Maybe if we split up the guy in the hockey mask will get confused.

Posted by: joncelli at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (i5Kkg)

215 182 CAC,

Grandpa used to tell me platitudes have a short half life on an empty belly.

Barry's popularity is platitude driven

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds)

216 This thread is in desperate need of Morrissey.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 06:16 PM (wsGWu)

217 Methos@163,

So the Administration might've created a crisis to impose a solution to said crisis? I'd be shocked. Shocked! That never happens.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (eHIJJ)

218
A smart party would try and use the natural racial divisions to fragment the democratic coalition. Oh well.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 10:11 PM (VYiE7)

That is evil. There is a reason why we don't do things like that.

It's because we're STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (bb5+k)

219 62 People with hope wait for the better days to come.

People without hope get off their asses and get on with life. Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 09:59 PM

Let me tell you something my friend, hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane, it's got no use on the inside. You better get used to that idea

Posted by: Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (wwsoB)

220 This will take your mind off him..... http://tinyurl.com/aphzyu6 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:14 PM (GsoHv) Gentleman and a scholar. And where is it that you vacation?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

221 Oh crud, the Dirty Pair have arrived on the thread. We are well and truly doomed now. Run for your lives!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (wYPjI)

222 Surgery tomorrow morning. Everyone keeps asking me if I am nervous. Eh.. not really. I just pray this works and I am no longer in pain. Send some prayers my way morons. Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM Happy thoughts, jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson will have a new post up....soon (like, within ten minutes) at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (JMmQ9)

223 weeping uncontrollably into Obama's sarong.
Hilary next? Maet, incorrigible son of a ... nevermind.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (nqBYe)

224 >I just got a breathless e-mail from HK parts, informing me that USP 13 round mags are once again in stock...for only $50.

cheaper than gun show price

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (8sCoq)

225

jewells45

Hope and pray all goes well on your surgery, and you get relief from the pain and a good recovery. God be with you tomorrow, and guide your surgeon's hands

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (Md8Uo)

226 Was this ONT written by the writers for Stargate Universe?
Dibs on 1st Lt Major Jugs!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2013 06:17 PM (ORGYc)

227 202 Lauren,

Poppin' Fresh?

On the way let me go wake him from his 5PM nap time...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (LRFds)

228 Best wishes Jewells45 for a full and speedy recovery.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (wYPjI)

229 DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:14 PM (bb5+k)

The scary thing is that they don't think he IS a failure.

Any negative consequences of his time in office will be blamed on:

a) Bush
b) Republicans
c) White people

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (3E2th)

230 Jones, about the waffle maker: make sure you grease the inside of it really well, otherwise the waffle batter will stick to it, and then burn to it, and then it will be impossible to get it clean.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (BBWjt)

231 Yeah, maybe. But I bet it'll be an ugly cheerleader... and the 2 best friends will be fatties. Dude, if you're not smart enough to turn out the light, you have more things to worry about than a jealous husband ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (TvO05)

232 Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and silicone implants are all lies.

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2013 10:13 PM (I88Jc)

The Monkees lip-synced.

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (PdpEf)

233 OR should i have wept on Obama's nicely creased pants leg? would that be rude?

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (nqBYe)

234 Jewll45,

Godspeed jewell get better soon

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (LRFds)

235 Grandpa used to tell me platitudes have a short half life on an empty belly. Barry's popularity is platitude driven Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds) Dinkins was an awful mayor. There are still people in NY who refuse to admit that.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (mZgAF)

236 Shit. Meant to post this to the ONT.

BoOBs!

What men pictured when women said BURN THE BRA!

http://tinyurl.com/bbzo7s8

What women meant when they said BURN THE BRA!

http://tinyurl.com/a87jvgo

You will never un-see this:

http://tinyurl.com/6tjxze2

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (+OTLF)

237 Hillary's X-ray specs sees all, puny humans..

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (16QHW)

238 Obama halo'd be thy name.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:18 PM (nqBYe)

239 Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:14 PM (bb5+k) And just under 50% of the country will never see it that way. Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 10:15 PM (mZgAF) yep, just try telling people FDR was an asshole BHO will be treated the same unless he really fucks something up like Carter

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 29, 2013 06:19 PM (jfSqj)

240

>>>This will take your mind off him.....

You, sir, are a mensch.

Thank you.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:19 PM (MxSju)

241 215 Bitter Clinger,

Yeah you know what keeps me warm inside despite the doom?

Moonbat thinks his vote will save him.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:19 PM (LRFds)

242 yep, just try telling people FDR was an asshole BHO will be treated the same unless he really fucks something up like Carter Posted by: Jake in ID at January 29, 2013 10:19 PM (jfSqj) 'zactly. Even Reagan still held respect for FDR.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (mZgAF)

243 okay, going to bed.
I will now try not to have despondent dreams.
good night all, and best wishes to jewells on her surgery
and hope that tomorrow isn't teh suq

Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (BBWjt)

244 And just under 50% of the country will never see it that way.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 10:15 PM (mZgAF)

Not until the Four Horsemen are beating down their door. At that point, some of them will get an inkling.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (bb5+k)

245 Poppin' Fresh? Ahhhhhhhhhh! No. Definitely not. Being bored to death seems like a particularly cruel fate.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (wsGWu)

246 Okay this video is overflowing with awesome

It's ZZTop, live, doing "Legs" with Carmen Electra and 3 other babes in hot pants and highheels out front dancing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwJzNzRAZQ

men, enjoy; ladies, sorry

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (8sCoq)

247 221 CAC,

Yup...

how many donkeys have been reelected since General Dave?

Well arguably Bloomenberg is whatever the fuck-NYC but you get my point...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)

248 I think I know #11.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:20 PM (MxSju)

249 >I just got a breathless e-mail from HK parts, informing me that USP 13 round mags are once again in stock...for only $50 what was the old price? I paid over $50 for my HK's mags?

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (jfSqj)

250 231 Lauren,

but if you refuse to die until he says something interesting OR conservative you'll be here when the sun blinks out....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (LRFds)

251 @182 I am playing for bigger stakes. The whole Commie-fag-junkie Complex notion of identity politics, so built-in it takes a two handed shove outlawed in most pro sports to see it, the idea, contra that Commie philandering gun-owning Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., that American are endowed by their government with a hyphenation, must be the first to be struck through the heart with a stake of living wood. I say, "Yeah? Well, FUCK you!".

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (1V6Pv)

252
Ba-Ron-Ko has electrolytes!

//Surviving Free Shit Army veteran

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (bb5+k)

253 Even when the wheels come off their unicorn fart high, they will turn to those who's warnings they ignored and still blame them. Such are some of the terminal losers in the game of Darwin roulette.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (wYPjI)

254 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 10:17 PM (GEICT)

That is the land of Israel.

The only democracy in the middle East, and where the chicks are smokin' hot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (GsoHv)

255 12 Are Food Riots Nigh?

Reliance on food stamps in order to have MORE THAN enough to eat is at an all time high,

******************

FIFY.

Anyone seen an undernourished "poor person" in America lately?

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 29, 2013 06:21 PM (HVtRc)

256 At least Mitt is still safe in Hobbiton

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (16QHW)

257 The Monkees lip-synced. Nooooooooooooo!!!!! It will never be a Pleasant Valley Sunday ever again!! Life is a swirling, sucking, eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever blackening universe.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (4gFWN)

258
[ it hurts - when you pee ]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

259

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:02 PM (bb5+k)

Everything you just wrote was written about previous Democrat presidents.

Obama has pursued nothing - nothing - that liberals haven't been promoting for decades. The media? Been that way for decades, before we had ANY options.

I'm not just saying this to be contrarian, but fuck this shit. This is the war I have been waiting for. It should be the war anyone one of you over 40 has been waiting for. It was totally expected and inevitable if you have been paying attention. EVERYTHING both sides have been talking about is coming to a head.

Puerto Rico is not going to become a state. And if it did anyway, and that was our death knell, then we were slated to die anyway.

After DECADES of silent government growth, with government growing more wealthy and powerful each election cycle, we have finally reached a showdown, out in the open. If we can't win this debate, we don't deserve this nation.

Fuck amnesty. There was never a way we were going to deport 11 million people. We should be talking about the battle we can win politically: getting Mexico to respect our border. If we can't convince our fellow citizens that our border matters, than our argument is weaker than we thought. Don't blame them. That's a debate we should win. I think we can win. But no one wants to put the Dems on the defensive about that. We're obsessed with the 11 million who are here and not going anywhere rather than keeping the next 11 million out. We can't win a debate about deporting families. We sure as hell can win the debate about demanding respect for our border. If we make the argument.

Liberal Republicans apologize for their positions. The rest of us mope that no one will buy our positions. Both of those approaches are not going to be respected by swing voters.

Think about the Democrats after Bush's re-election. They said the same shit being said here. It's not hopeless to me. I've been preparing for this battle most of my adult life. I think most everyone here has. Take a breather from the day to day meaningless bullshit going on the D.C. that won't be remembered in 2014 let along 2016 and hunker down for the long game. None of this should have caught anyone off guard.

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (9G+G5)

260 Wait there's going to be blood AND Missouri Synod Lutheran jello? Holy crap! Now we have a party!

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (XLuH2)

261 @174 - That was my point. Obama has sowed racial division as another way to demonize white conservatives - They're gonna keep you in chains!

However, there has always been racial tensions between a largely democratic voting block of Mexicans, Asians, and blacks. I think we may see an uptick in this as jobs continue to decline and the economy goes belly up. The poorer of these groups will be competing for crumbs and neighborhood drug domination. The members of these groups who own businesses will see the crime rate against them increase along with regulations and taxes.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (EAgmr)

262

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 10:03 PM (TvO05)

Awww. Thanks Adriane. That made me misty eyed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (wbeNt)

263

[ your girlfriend - wants to talk ]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

264 ...and #19 just broke my nose.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:23 PM (XUF75)

265 Posted by: Jake in ID at January 29, 2013 10:21 PM (jfSqj)

About $25 the last time I checked.

I have three, so I was never worried, but now.......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 06:23 PM (GsoHv)

266
So the Administration might've created a crisis to impose a solution to said crisis? I'd be shocked. Shocked! That never happens.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 29, 2013 10:17 PM (eHIJJ)

And of course you have to read non-American news to ever hear the story in the first place.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:23 PM (bb5+k)

267 202 This thread is in desperate need of Morrissey. Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 10:16 PM (wsGWu) --By request: http://youtu.be/Fey6UhZZ_ik In my bitter, premature dotage, I have found the lyrics ever more pleasing.

Posted by: logprof's bedtime story at January 29, 2013 06:23 PM (jVAw4)

268 Well, dinner ain't gonna microwave itself! Over but not out ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 06:23 PM (TvO05)

269 239 Ms Puma,

Obama may have said all idiots are equal.....

my good friend FM 7-98 says they can all be made so.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:24 PM (LRFds)

270 Are Food Riots Nigh?

I saw that video of the fight at the St. Louis food stamps office, I'm sure it was probably just baby mama drama but still.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 29, 2013 06:24 PM (NzBQO)

271 Thanks everyone. I will check in when I can. Now.. off to finish watching Justified!! G'night!!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2013 06:24 PM (u25eL)

272 207 Oh crud, the Dirty Pair have arrived on the thread. We are well and truly doomed now. Run for your lives!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 10:17 PM (wYPjI) Bannion, I think we were just insulted. Or complimented. I'm not sure which.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

273 A while ago I decided to watch Gene Rottenberry's ANDOMEDA. Up to the last season now. Brandy Ledford is in this season 5. I'll bet my leftnut that half of you guys know who this is. Anyway, so I'm watching Brandy Ledford on Andromeda and I wonder to myself if she has even been naked. So...of to teh googles I went! Turns out that Brandy Ledford had posed in the '90's for every smut rag that has existed.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 06:25 PM (NNTrd)

274 Do these yoga pants make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Mikel Ruffinelli at January 29, 2013 06:25 PM (BAS5M)

275 look on my works, ye mighty, and spare me yer bitching

Posted by: Ozzie's stoic vodka at January 29, 2013 06:25 PM (I88Jc)

276 ..I love blood. Me too!

Posted by: Dracula at January 29, 2013 06:25 PM (kbR1E)

277 Information you may need some day;

Has a passenger ever landed a plane after the pilot was incapacitated?

http://tinyurl.com/aqqo5qm

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 06:25 PM (wwsoB)

278 Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 10:18 PM (3E2th)

No doubt, but in the Mad Max World which seems to be coming, it won't much matter what stupid people think. They won't last long.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:26 PM (bb5+k)

279 I have three, so I was never worried, but now....... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:23 PM (GsoHv) I have at least 6 mags per pistol. I carry 3, and have 3 'resting' and ready for when it is there turn. I've had mags fail, so I cycle mine

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 29, 2013 06:26 PM (jfSqj)

280 Dude, if you're not smart enough to turn out the light, you have more things to worry about than a jealous husband ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 10:18 PM

Turning the lights off just isn't practical. Gotta be able to see what your doing. What with the restraints, bleach, the chainsaw and shit.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2013 06:26 PM (yBF/9)

281 For reasons of economy and budget, I started stocking up on magazines/ammo last summer.

Now I feel like a f**king soothsayer or genius.

But it was just dumb luck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 06:26 PM (3E2th)

282 Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 10:23 PM (XUF75)

Keep going.

#40 and #50 are my favorites, except for most of the others.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 06:26 PM (GsoHv)

283

[ subpoena? ]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:26 PM (kdS6q)

284 The ONT thread is so depressing it makes me look happy in comparison.
8^(

Posted by: marvin the paranoid android at January 29, 2013 06:27 PM (ORGYc)

285 I may sink, but I'll be damned if I'll strike.

Posted by: John Paul Jones at January 29, 2013 06:27 PM (QYD80)

286 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 10:18 PM (+OTLF)

Can't access two of your links.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:27 PM (bb5+k)

287 BCochran, if you and Sean are two hot gals in space bikinis and blasters... but I need the mental floss and Neuralizer remembering your bathroom pic and a space bikini.... *blarggg!!!!!*

http://youtu.be/z53R0LoeV8c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:27 PM (wYPjI)

288 The Monkees did NOT lip sync.Their songs were written for them(the goood ones) and the instruments on their albums were played by professional session players(again on their good songs,if you like that sort of thing).They did do their own vocals though and there were no auto tuners(though of course studios could clean things up).

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 06:28 PM (9XBK2)

289

--#40 and #50 are my favorites, except for most of the others.....

#40. Oh, my!

What's with all the tats, though?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:28 PM (XUF75)

290
270 The ONT thread is so depressing it makes me look happy in comparison.
8^(

Posted by: marvin the paranoid android at January 29, 2013 10:27 PM (ORGYc)

http://tinyurl.com/artlhq9

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 06:28 PM (+OTLF)

291 jewells45, may the discomfort of tommorow lead to a brighter, pain-free future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2013 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

292 Bannion, I think we were just insulted. Or complimented. I'm not sure which. We lend dignity to what would otherwise be an undignified scrum. Now.... You heard steevy. Where are the ginger tits and beer?!?!?!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 06:29 PM (4gFWN)

293

Doom in the morning

Doom in the evening

Doom at suppertime

Doom, doom, doom

All I want tonight is doom.

Cheer up and where the Hell is Peaches?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:29 PM (Md8Uo)

294

@Polliwog the ette,

Yeah I told someone a similar version of that pain thing once. "Pain is how we know we're still alive."

They thought I cam up with it on my own...dunno where I heard it though.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 29, 2013 06:29 PM (GaqMa)

295 197 They just discovered that all-night sex with busty identical ginger twins causes cancer And autism GGE hardest hit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 29, 2013 06:29 PM (kbR1E)

296

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2013 10:28 PM (9XBK2)

Neil Diamond penned some Monkees tunes. No arguing with his abilities.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:29 PM (XUF75)

297 272 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 10:18 PM (+OTLF)

Can't access two of your links.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:27 PM (bb5+k)

lol which two?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 06:30 PM (+OTLF)

298 Here's something to cheer you up;

Amy Farrah-Fowler : Everybody Hurts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbDRxxlszjQ

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 06:30 PM (wwsoB)

299 a door noises the wind a distant train whistle something mumbled in French a dog barks a trash can tips over dawn is out there somewhere

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 06:30 PM (jp2Ur)

300 Nice, logprof. I think I'm about here (not really, but ya know, it fits the thread) http://preview.tinyurl.com/anvtl6j

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 06:30 PM (wsGWu)

301 274 Thank you for clarifying that. The thought that The Monkees lip synced would have put me over the edge tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:30 PM (M/TDA)

302 @259 And apparently she made a sex tape with Vince Neil. So, there's that. Warning, google images bings up a pic of him balls deep from the back. Was not expecting that.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:31 PM (VYiE7)

303 Can't access two of your links.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:27 PM (bb5+k)

lol which two?

This one?

http://tinyurl.com/bbzo7s8

This one?

http://tinyurl.com/a87jvgo

or this one?

http://tinyurl.com/6tjxze2

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 06:31 PM (+OTLF)

304 Two days of full-time work at my job left. Then I become funderemployed. Helloooo, Friday!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 06:31 PM (VyXDq)

305 Pain is weakness leaving the body.

We've become so depressed we've come out the other side into mildly hyper.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 06:32 PM (3E2th)

306 Who died?

Jeebuz- this is more depressing than November 14th.

Get the medz adjusted before you do any more, Maet.

Posted by: Mr Wolf, Esq at January 29, 2013 06:32 PM (UIAT6)

307 a trash can tips over

Shoot the skunk

Posted by: lickerd at January 29, 2013 06:32 PM (Wa916)

308 Whew! The Monkey thing was a close one for me too. Has anyone heard that Paul is dead?

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:32 PM (XLuH2)

309 @259 And apparently she made a sex tape with Vince Neil. So, there's that. Warning, google images bings up a pic of him balls deep from the back. Was not expecting that. Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 10:31 PM (VYiE7) Imagine a shrieking emergency klaxon and the blast doors closing fast.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 06:32 PM (jp2Ur)

310 290 Two days of full-time work at my job left. Then I become funderemployed. Helloooo, Friday!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 10:31 PM (VyXDq)

Guess they dont want to pay for your obamacare...

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 06:33 PM (+OTLF)

311 what's this? a sex tape, you say??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 06:33 PM (8dspl)

312 Has a passenger ever landed a plane after the pilot was incapacitated?

http://tinyurl.com/aqqo5qm

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 10:25 PM

This plane has four engines, it's a different kind of flying altogether

Posted by: Ted Striker at January 29, 2013 06:33 PM (wwsoB)

313 I had a feel-good experience this evening. Counted my ammo while drinking beer! Stay thirsty and munitioned, my friends.

Posted by: Cicedro Kid at January 29, 2013 06:33 PM (m0v2L)

314 292 Mr Wolf esq,

Sir I did not get to wind my watch, we never set all our clocks, not will we soon wet our mops.....

//sven

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

315 Oh crud, the Dirty Pair have arrived on the thread. We are well and truly doomed now. Run for your lives!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 10:17 PM (wYPjI) It's not our fault!

Posted by: Kei and Yuri at January 29, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)

316 The walrus was Paul

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:34 PM (Md8Uo)

317 The satisfied and comfortable feeling of full ammo cans.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 06:34 PM (3E2th)

318 290 SFGoth,

I hope you land on your feet, failing that I can rent you a house in indiana dirt cheap "soon"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)

319 This thread is in desperate need of Morrissey.

Aw, hell. What Difference Does It Make?

http://youtu.be/O5DE8UQnM5Y

(Yeah. Lip-synched.)

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (05fcj)

320 On MondayÂ’s broadcast of Â“Morning Joe,Â” New York Times columnist and Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman argued that Â“deficit thingsÂ” arenÂ’t something to be worried about, at least for the time being. But according to Steve Rattner, the Obama administrationÂ’s former Â“car czar,Â” KrugmanÂ’s analysis is the economic equivalent of climate change denial. On TuesdayÂ’s Â“Morning Joe,Â” Rattner reacted to KrugmanÂ’s remarks by making the analogy between climate change and the governmentÂ’s long-term fiscal challenges, and suggested that both are problems requiring immediate attention.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (e8kgV)

321 @274 It doesn't matter. The Monkees are still better than the Beatles. I realize that a lot of people say the Beatles were revolutionary, but I think most of their songs are highly repetitive, annoying, and points must be removed for subsequent works such as "imagine", "merry Xmas" and of course, "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime".

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (1W1S7)

322 Who died?" America.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (wsGWu)

323 295 290
Two days of full-time work at my job left. Then I become funderemployed. Helloooo, Friday!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 10:31 PM (VyXDq)
Guess they dont want to pay for your obamacare...
Posted by:

NOPE! I have no kids, my car's paid off, my mortgage is $930/mo, and I don't need to pay out the taxes I'd have to pay to work full time. I got musical instruments to play, songs to sing, books to read, a foreign language to study, and traveling to do.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (VyXDq)

324 Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 10:22 PM (9G+G5)

Not sure what your point is. I don't see any more political battles in regards to Democrats and Republicans. I see a communist grab for power which was obtained by manipulating stupid people who never should have been voting in the first place.

Our system has devolved to the point where it is no longer functional. We have become Idiocracy. I see several possible outcomes. They will all result in bloodshed, and not all of them are good outcomes.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (bb5+k)

325 Burch...exactly!

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (XLuH2)

326

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT)

RushBabe heard over a week ago that she'd been in the hospital for pneumonia but was out again and being looked after by family. I haven't heard anything more recent and haven't seen Peaches the last couple of nights to ask if she had.

If someone's answered this already then please ignore.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (wbeNt)

327 I don't have as much as I want but I have enough to do what I need.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 29, 2013 06:35 PM (3E2th)

328 Need some Black Sabbath to lighten the mood around here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkl5tc3CE4o

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (7xeJQ)

329 You know what would happy up this thread? Some scrummy toast! Does anyone want toast?

Posted by: talkie the toaster at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (ORGYc)

330 - Keep Your Laws Off My Maus ...er _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (RuUvx)

331 274 The Monkees did NOT lip sync.

Damnit, someone's clearly not playing ball tonight.

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (PdpEf)

332 "Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to with you again..."

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (M/TDA)

333 I have something to make you happy happy joy joy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9R09GVzTCA

Posted by: Stimpson J. Cat at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (Vk2pI)

334 I think I'll have a drink! Anyone else want one?

Posted by: Socrates at January 29, 2013 06:36 PM (C8mVl)

335 If anyone is in a mood for angst

Pet Sounds, entire album

http://tinyurl.com/bzouvts

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 06:37 PM (wwsoB)

336 Mughi, "mrrrooowww?!?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:37 PM (wYPjI)

337 http://preview.tinyurl.com/bcdmpdb http://preview.tinyurl.com/6ywy8bv http://preview.tinyurl.com/aykhsn8 "If it's war they want, let it begin here." When cudgels are outlawed, only outlaws will have cudgels.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:37 PM (1V6Pv)

338 More appropriate music: http://youtu.be/9dF6SHntgqE

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 06:37 PM (jVAw4)

339 Our system has devolved to the point where it is no longer functional. We have become Idiocracy. I see several possible outcomes. They will all result in bloodshed, and not all of them are good outcomes. Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 10:35 PM (bb5+k) There you go talking like a fag again.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 06:37 PM (jp2Ur)

340 @296 I guess, I had no idea who she was, but was lured to search by the lure of free smut. I guess that's her. Looks like Vince. Sadly.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (1W1S7)

341 "I'm too tired, I'm so sick and tired,
And I'm feeling very sick and ill today.

But I'm still fond of you, oh ho ho . . ."

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (05fcj)

342

[ 500 Internal Server Error ]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (kdS6q)

343 BCochran, if you and Sean are two hot gals in space bikinis and blasters... but I need the mental floss and Neuralizer remembering your bathroom pic and a space bikini.... *blarggg!!!!!* http://youtu.be/z53R0LoeV8c Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 10:27 PM (wYPjI) I have a fantastic ass. I would make those shorts look damn good. Bannion, I got the ginger. You handle the beer. http://tinyurl.com/adpjtud

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

344 309 DL,

hey...the neo-Malthusians will enjoy a few of those outcomes...and deserve a few others.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)

345

Need some Black Sabbath to lighten the mood around here...

For shame. Without Ozzy, there's no Sabbath.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (MnSYy)

346 How could this thread not have a link to a song whose chorus is a quiet electronic voice repeating "Is this the end of everything?"

http://youtu.be/QLNp2UqdREI Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 10:04 PM (bxiX

or A tune my mother used to listen to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M

is that all there is .

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

347 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 10:30 PM (+OTLF)

The last two.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:38 PM (bb5+k)

348 To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World: Fellow citizens & compatriotsÂ—I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa AnnaÂ—I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man. The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is takenÂ—I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls. I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatchÂ—The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his countryÂ—Victory or Death.

Posted by: William B. Travis at January 29, 2013 06:39 PM (QYD80)

349 Need some Black Sabbath to lighten the mood around here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkl5tc3CE4o Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 29, 2013 10:36 PM (7xeJQ) Not THAT album...

Posted by: Tony Iommi's chopped off finger tips at January 29, 2013 06:39 PM (Vk2pI)

350 "When I look back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all."

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:39 PM (XLuH2)

351 song is really a hoot.

haven't heard it in a couple of decades.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

352

Perhaps we need a Despondent Cat meme . . . Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 10:05 PM (05fcj)

We have Henri. You can't get much more despondent than a French existentialist kitteh.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (BStAJ)

353 BCochran, no Multi-Pass for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (wYPjI)

354

ONE CIGARETTE AWAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg5UeBC3NYk

Posted by: The Supersuckers at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (MnSYy)

355 329
Need some Black Sabbath to lighten the mood around here...

For shame. Without Ozzy, there's no Sabbath. Posted by: garrett

Sabbath is like Van Halen. The material with their first singer is great, but their first singers suck.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (VyXDq)

356 Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM (u25eL)

Best, jewells. Prayers, too. Lots. I've been there. Three years ago... almost to the day, and, yep, took a whole lotta pain away. Not that I'm cured, but quality of life is through the roof. Still feels like a miracle, actually.

I'll be thinking about you.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (YZqSb)

357 RushBabe heard over a week ago that she'd been in the hospital for pneumonia but was out again and being looked after by family. I haven't heard anything more recent and haven't seen Peaches the last couple of nights to ask if she had. If someone's answered this already then please ignore. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 10:35 PM (wbeNt) Thanks! I knew she'd been in the hospital for pneumonia and that she was supposedly doing better, but I haven't seen anything else. Worried.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

358 Wow. I didn't think it was that late.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (kaalw)

359 http://tinyurl.com/a87jvgo

or this one?

http://tinyurl.com/6tjxze2

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 10:31 PM (+OTLF)

Those two. Comes up with a "404 page not found." and a "403 Forbidden."

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (bb5+k)

360

Mickey Dolenz was a child actor in a circus TV show. as a child.

And he bragged about downloading porn from the internet a few years ago.

Strange guy, but then again, much like the rest of us.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (Md8Uo)

361

314You know what would happy up this thread? Some scrummy toast! Does anyone want toast?

Yes. Dry.

Posted by: Jake Blues at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (m0v2L)

362 Girls, life is all we have to fight for....

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (IZK8Z)

363 Oh, no tears please - it's a waste of good suffering!

Posted by: Pinhead at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (twze8)

364 let's bring out the booze and have a ball, if that's all there is.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

365 More appropriate music:

http://tinyurl.com/c44x2qh

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 06:41 PM (PdpEf)

366 Need some Black Sabbath to lighten the mood around here... For shame. Without Ozzy, there's no Sabbath. Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 10:38 PM (MnSYy) That was an Ozzy album...

Posted by: Tony Iommi's chopped off finger tips at January 29, 2013 06:41 PM (Vk2pI)

367 NUTS!

Posted by: Anthony McAuliffe at January 29, 2013 06:41 PM (QYD80)

368 Not long before he died Elvis said to himself, "This dump is going to be my best one ever!"

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 06:41 PM (jp2Ur)

369

[ Guest hosting for Johnny tonight - John Davidson ]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:41 PM (kdS6q)

370 347 Girls, life is all we have to fight for.... What sights we *have* to show you...

Posted by: Pinhead at January 29, 2013 06:42 PM (twze8)

371 Yeeeeee haaaaaaaa

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 06:42 PM (IZK8Z)

372

Sabbath is like Van Halen. The material with their first singer is great, but their first singers suck.

Sorry to hear about your job.

Sorrier to hear about your taste in music.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:42 PM (MnSYy)

373 In keeping with tonight's theme, I offer a movie...

the original...

in black and white...

Part 1: http://is.gd/6FQ5YN

Part 2: http://is.gd/ge1hDc

On The Beach

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 29, 2013 06:43 PM (Gmp2Z)

374 352 NUTS! Posted by: Anthony McAuliffe

Ja, wir wissen was das bedeutet.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 06:43 PM (VyXDq)

375 Ette.... Is that all there is? Is that aaall there iiiis? .....

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:43 PM (XLuH2)

376 Here is something warm and fuzzy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIxCqayQok

Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at January 29, 2013 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)

377 Ren and Stimpy locked up my computer.

So THAT'S the way it's gonna be, eh?

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:43 PM (sgJKA)

378

Is that all there is?

Well then keep dancing

and let's have a ball

If that's all.... there is.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:43 PM (Md8Uo)

379 305 On MondayÂ’s broadcast of Â“Morning Joe,Â” New York Times columnist and Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman argued that Â“deficit thingsÂ” arenÂ’t something to be worried about, at least for the time being. But according to Steve Rattner, the Obama administrationÂ’s former Â“car czar,Â” KrugmanÂ’s analysis is the economic equivalent of climate change denial.

On TuesdayÂ’s Â“Morning Joe,Â” Rattner reacted to KrugmanÂ’s remarks by making the analogy between climate change and the governmentÂ’s long-term fiscal challenges, and suggested that both are problems requiring immediate attention.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 29, 2013 10:35 PM

Let me make a more appropriate analogy of Krugnomics

Krugman would give money to an idiot and predict that the idiot would be productive and consumptive with the money.

After the idiot blew it all on coke and booze, Krugman would insist that the only problem was that the idiot wasn't given enough money and the only solution is a constant flow of cash to the idiot

The definition of insanity; following Paul Krugman's theory over and over and expecting an economic boom

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 06:44 PM (wwsoB)

380 More appropriate music:

http://tinyurl.com/c44x2qh

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 10:41 PM (PdpEf)

perfect. has the tension and it lasts a very long time.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:44 PM (nqBYe)

381 12 Are Food Riots Nigh?

Reliance on food stamps in order to have enough to eat is at an all time high, to the point where one in four children are dependent on them. The Obama administration has been pushing to put as many people on food stamps as possible. Not only does this increase the power of government over people, who become so dependant that they dare not bite the hand that feeds themÂ… or at least didnÂ’t used to dare to bite.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1284

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 09:50 PM (Vk2pI)

ALL THEY WANT IS FOOD FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Richards, the Butcher of Bakersfield at January 29, 2013 06:44 PM (Zd/NW)

382 331 The great Peggy Lee. Here she is in "Lady and the Tramp" http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wiNGW97JiE It should improve your mood.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:44 PM (M/TDA)

383 @357

David Lee Roth is perhaps one of the best front men in the history of rock.

Ozzy Ozbourne has perhaps the most distinctive voices in rock/heavy metal.

Suck??

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 29, 2013 06:44 PM (zOP5o)

384 358 JeanQueenie,

Hey hey hey no comedies here....

for more laughs...

http://youtu.be/_MCbTvoNrAg

Threads-A nice BBC documentary on use of a loom er "doom"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:45 PM (LRFds)

385 333 To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World:

Fellow citizens & compatriotsÂ—I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa AnnaÂ—I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man. The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is takenÂ—I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls. I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatchÂ—The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his countryÂ—Victory or Death.

Posted by: William B. Travis at January 29, 2013 10:39 PM (QYD80)

This guy wasn't rescued. He wound up dying. His compatriots were massacred.

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 06:45 PM (PdpEf)

386

>>That was an Ozzy album...

I always hated it. In fact, it's been over 25 years since my copy has seen the platter...at this point, I just assumed I disliked it because it was post Ozzy.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:45 PM (MnSYy)

387 364 ben Richards,

MENDOOOOZZZZZAAAA!

//McBain

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:45 PM (LRFds)

388 I'm not hopeless I'm furious.... Of course I don't know what I can do about it but somehow the anger is comforting...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 29, 2013 06:45 PM (9+ccr)

389 Guido,

Maet and Peggy Lee agree, as i sometimes do.

so best answer. Maybe!

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:45 PM (nqBYe)

390 350 More appropriate music: http://tinyurl.com/c44x2qh Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 10:41 PM (PdpEf) --Oh, you wanna go dark and depressing classical? Here we go: http://youtu.be/ZVITZUQ_uIU

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 06:46 PM (jVAw4)

391 This guy wasn't rescued. He wound up dying. His compatriots were massacred.

Exactly.

We are SO screwed.

My glass is empty. Who wants another one?

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:46 PM (sgJKA)

392

Coz it seems appropriate...

Alex Harvey "Anthem"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3VQgIr7S8A

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2013 06:46 PM (yBF/9)

393 http://youtu.be/H_NnsRerGDY

MENDOZZZAAAA

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)

394 Bataan has fallen, but the spirit that made it standÂ—a beacon to all the liberty-loving peoples of the worldÂ—cannot fall!

Posted by: Voice of Freedom at January 29, 2013 06:47 PM (QYD80)

395

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do

Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two

Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet

Without your clothes

And everybody knows

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

396

Not sure what your point is.

Heh. Some shit about an opportunity for nonliberals to make their case about the future of the nation. Stark choices. Etc.

Our system has devolved to the point where it is no longer functional.

This is exactly what Paul Krugman said after the 2010 midterms. You sense a pattern?

I know we don't have unlimited time left, but quitting now is laughably premature.

Could the Democrats have won with anyone else but an Affirmative Action President in 2012? Can the Democrats win again, ever, with a white male candidate? I don't think so. And will alter their coalition in ways we can't understand yet.

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 06:47 PM (9G+G5)

397 Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff youÂ’ve heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldnÂ’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. ThatÂ’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post donÂ’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards weÂ’re going up against. By God, I do. WeÂ’re not just going to shoot the bastards, weÂ’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. WeÂ’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now thereÂ’s another thing I want you to remember. I donÂ’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. WeÂ’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and weÂ’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.

ThereÂ’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when youÂ’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you wonÂ’t have to say, "Well, I shoveled **** in Louisiana."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be
proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle Â– anytime, anywhere.

ThatÂ’s all

Posted by: General George Patton at January 29, 2013 06:47 PM (eqV3Q)

398 Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Valiant at January 29, 2013 06:47 PM (aFxlY)

399

117 - nice Cleveland Browns reference moron.

I was feeling hopeless and suicidal before. Now, I'm pondering whether I can self crucify.

Posted by: simpleton at January 29, 2013 06:48 PM (NGsLN)

400 Jackie Wilson's "Lonely Teardrops," is how sadness should be expressed:

http://youtu.be/2nEfuE8Pw4U

Posted by: derit, your future benevolent tyrant, at January 29, 2013 06:48 PM (I88Jc)

401 "And lets have a ball".... great song. Makes me smile. Artist please??

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:48 PM (XLuH2)

402 Tuna, I now have it up on youtube, I had not heard it before thanks.

heh cute

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:49 PM (nqBYe)

403 More music.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhsaCkQ-gI

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 06:49 PM (kaalw)

404 really old school.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (nqBYe)

405 "And lets have a ball".... great song. Makes me smile. Artist please??

Um . . . Big Audio Dynamite, "The Globe?"

http://youtu.be/rPrPNpzLHIk

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (sgJKA)

406

Well, here's something to cheer you up - when the shit hits the fan and the US goes bellyup, the moonbats will be completely unprepared. 'Cause they're walking around now thinking Teh One is going to make everything all better - we'll all have "free" healthcare and birth control and the economy will come roaring back and their 28 year old kid with a Women's Studies degree will get some great job and be able to move out of the basement, and, and...well, my, won't they be shocked.

We'll all suffer. They'll suffer worse, because they're not expecting to suffer. So - that's a plus.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (BStAJ)

407 Lucy says she's going to hold the football, says this time it's for real because I've got "amnesty"

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (wwsoB)

408

Why is it us? Why us?

Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. http://tinyurl.com/bbqln5a

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (lbiWb)

409 382 Simpleton,

Why do you think we invented nail guns?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (LRFds)

410

BLUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUItuwc0Ew4

Posted by: The Jayhawks at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (ikclX)

411 Can't we skip the foreplay and get right to the settling of grudges? I have a few that I've been nursing for a LOOOOONNNNNNG TIIIIIIMMMMMME.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (GI3qJ)

412 367 Sven--omg, haven't seen that one. Bookmarked for later (when I'm feeling less susceptible to gloom!) Thanks!

Mood music: http://is.gd/KJaYH8 (Marillion)

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (Gmp2Z)

413 And that was just the tip (of the iceberg). "24 Hours" and "Decades" are even more hopeless JD songs.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 06:51 PM (jVAw4)

414 366 @357

David Lee Roth is perhaps one of the best front men in the history of rock.
Ozzy Ozbourne has perhaps the most distinctive voices in rock/heavy metal.
Suck??
Posted by: General Woundwort

Roth? The guy can't sing and never could. Why do you think Michael Anthony did so much backing work and the high harmonies? Please. I don't go to shows, esp. rock shows, to watch some dude get himself off on stage and pretend he's Adonis. Don Dokken tried that in '86 opening for Priest. Rob Halford came on and showed him how to be a front man. Great rock front men (IMO) and in no order: Rob Halford, Freddie Mercury, Eric Bloom, Bruce Dickinson, RJ Dio, guys like that.

Ozzy does have one of the most distinctive voices in any genre -- because he can't sing. He brays. I think he admitted he brays. I love his stuff but he's a horrible singer.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 06:51 PM (VyXDq)

415 373 350 More appropriate music:

http://tinyurl.com/c44x2qh

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 10:41 PM (PdpEf)

--Oh, you wanna go dark and depressing classical?

Here we go:

http://youtu.be/ZVITZUQ_uIU

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 10:46 PM (jVAw4)

Hah--I'm just getting started!

http://tinyurl.com/a3bdrvc

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 06:51 PM (PdpEf)

416 "Lady and the Tramp is perhaps my favorite Disny toon. So much good music. The Siamese cat song is priceless.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:51 PM (M/TDA)

417 OK as promised update on buying guns in an LLC.

I was wrong.

I talked to Larry Hyatt, who owns Hyatt guns. He said he had never sold a gun to an LLC, but as long as I was the managing partner, he didn't give a shit. He said as the managing partner I would need the pistol permit and pass the background check, but he would write the bill of sale in the LLC's name.

Doesn't get me off the gun as far as the Feds are concerned, but it will prevent any transfer problems in the future.

So now I have to sell all my guns to my sons' LLC before a universal background check is passed, which I don't think will happen.

You learn shit at the AOSHQ. Thanks guys.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 29, 2013 06:52 PM (wR+pz)

418 The Hungarian Suicide Song - Gloomy Sunday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WBZwLkvpFI

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 06:52 PM (Vk2pI)

419

This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway

Oh no

This is the road to hell

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:52 PM (kdS6q)

420

"Is That All There Is?" Miss Peggy Lee

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 29, 2013 06:52 PM (Md8Uo)

421 Music? http://preview.tinyurl.com/bas8suo (in preparation for Lent) http://preview.tinyurl.com/ap7hoqu [WARNING: Norwegian Death Metal! Do Not Listen!] http://preview.tinyurl.com/a3f2twz (a Little Way thanksgiving for the Sacrament of Confession) http://preview.tinyurl.com/3y29mz (or, really, any other Magnificat, to remind us of what it means to be Christian)

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 06:52 PM (1V6Pv)

422 [have you actually [b]spoken to a 22-year-old recently? They are, to put it gently, dumber than a bag of rocks]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv)

I think I see the flaw in your scenario...

They just discovered that all-night sex with busty identical ginger twins causes cancer
And autism

Posted by: Professor Pangloss at January 29, 2013 10:16 PM (16QHW)

I think this needs more research. I'm willing to make this sacrifice...for SCIENCE!!!

And this drive-by comment is done. Back to work.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 29, 2013 06:52 PM (xa1/W)

423 Grudges? Ever hear of Italian Alzheimer's? You forget everything but your grudges. Badda Bing!

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:53 PM (XLuH2)

424

Freddy Mercury?!

How's the weather there in San Francisco?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:54 PM (ikclX)

425 389 Donna V,

I am at odds on whether to unleash happy rage and try to inspire or look at the demographics is destiny bullshit look at the kids' "education" and Billy Ayers doing the Leo DiCaprio "KING OF THE WORLD!!!!" schtick or....

you know what we have that they don't?

A basic fucking understanding of the game being played....

they are like Eli and we are like Daniel.....

http://youtu.be/s_hFTR6qyEo

It Was PAUL! He was the chosen one, and I paid him cash in hand...he has a prosperous little business.....

DRAINNNNNNAAAAAGGGEEEEEE!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)

426 BTW, anyone here like Fleetwood Mac between '71 & '75 (pre-B/N)? Some cool stuff and Bob Welch sure sounds a lot like one of the Eagles.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 06:54 PM (VyXDq)

427 Thanks Burch....Miss Peggy Lee.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 06:54 PM (XLuH2)

428 I've been in line all morning and all I got was this bag of Soylent Hobo!!!

Today is Tuesday!!! Today is Tuesday!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wa4U6TQlNI

Posted by: ebt card holder standing in line in 2020 holding a small plastic bag at January 29, 2013 06:54 PM (ORGYc)

429 No. You only postponed it. Judgement Day is inevitable.

Posted by: Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Model 101 at January 29, 2013 06:55 PM (jp2Ur)

430 ....and more -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_4Nl_qFF8o

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 06:55 PM (kaalw)

431 400 Billy Bob,

Glad to hear it...

happy shooting......

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)

432 Blood, guts and thunder. The Dies Irae from Verdi's Requeim. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY This is a powerful piece of music. Actually the whole Requeim is stupendous. Watch the conductor. Looks like he's going to take off with the force of his arm movements.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 06:58 PM (M/TDA)

433 [have you actually spoken to a 22-year-old recently? They are, to put it gently, dumber than a bag of rocks] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:12 PM (GsoHv) --- Good Lord, are they ever? I just got out of an education class earlier tonight...the inability to have a coherent, constructive discussion is astounding. All they know how to do is straw manning and posturing, as if asking an obvious question or pointing out a counterexample to an obviously inadequate blanket solution is a sign of profound intelligence. And you can forget about trying to shift the focus on to a discussion of the variety of possible meanings of terms involved in common platitudes.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 29, 2013 06:58 PM (Y5I9o)

434

Everyone has a system, but they can't seem to win

Even Bob Geldorf looks alarmingly thin

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 06:58 PM (kdS6q)

435

When Fleetwood Mac was a blues band they were great.

That ended with Stevie Nicks. Talk about braying.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 06:58 PM (DEz2f)

436

Oh, and imagine the dismay of the Daily Kos and Occutard types who imagine they'll be included among the "elites" when they find out the Bloombergs of this world consider them peasants and serfs like everyone else. Lefties are all about "equality" but think they'll be on top, adminstering equality to the poor dumb schmucks below. Here's a clue, cop-car shitters and hipster with 800 bumper stickers on your crappy car - you will run nothing except the cappucino maker at Starbucks.

There. I feel better now.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 06:59 PM (BStAJ)

437 slow down guys@!

still on Henryk GÃ³recki

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 06:59 PM (nqBYe)

438 405 [have you actually spoken to a 22-year-old recently? They are, to put it gently, dumber than a bag of rocks]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:12 PM

What is sardonically hilarious is that the juiceboxer will call you "stooopid" because "everbody knows ____ "

You can't explain anything logically to them, you just have to wait for the dumb shit to stick his hand into the fan to discover for himself the concept of cause and effect

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 06:59 PM (wwsoB)

439 "When I look back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all."

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 10:39 PM (XLuH2)

nuther brick in the wall?

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:00 PM (nqBYe)

440

Send some prayers my way morons. Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM (u25eL)

Prayers on the way, jewells!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:00 PM (BStAJ)

441 Hopeless? It's never hopeless. There's always hope, or should be. Whenever I feel really down, I think of that old Shel Silverstein cartoon, his best, the one where there are these two prisoners down in a deep dungeon, all stone and steel. They're both on their backs, chained to slabs. One of the prisoners, bearded and ragged, is saying to the other, "Okay, here's my plan...". In the Christian faith, despair is a sin. That doesn't mean I believe the good guy gets the girl or the hero vanquishes the dragon. It just means there is a Plan at work, bigger than me, and that things work out the way they are supposed to work out. President Obama and his like-minded supporters and fellow travelers on the Left are made out of papier mache. When the consequences of their policies and plans play out, with no more other people's money and no one left to blame, they'll eventually crumble. Meanwhile, our job is to speak truth to power, resist, oppose, call them out for who and what they are, endure.

Posted by: troyriser at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (ptcFO)

442 still on Henryk GÃ³recki Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 10:59 PM (nqBYe) --As you should be. R.I.P. and the last "modern" composer worth a damn.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (jVAw4)

443 417 JeremiahDBullfrog,

I've interacted with several 18-30 year olds here in Indiana....

not one of them understands money but the 24 year old station manager.

Explaining what the Fed is and what their buying 90% of our T-bill offerings means is a lot like explaining interlocking fields of fire to my cat....

and she's been dead about 16 years now.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (LRFds)

444 alright no fair with the 55 minute gloom tunes!

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (nqBYe)

445 Today's Florida headline - from the Charlotte Sun Report: Toilet paper led to stabbing Seems the female victim bought the TP at Walmart and the boyfriend objected. Was it Walmart? Was it scratchy TP? Damned if I can tell from the story. Wailed on her for a while and then stabbed her repeatedly. Seems extreme to me. I've driven by the Charlotte County Jail - its huge and full of guys like this.

Posted by: chuckR at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (WE9pd)

446 Thursday is Bag of Rocks Day.

Posted by: ebt card holder standing in line in 2020 holding a small plastic bag at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (ORGYc)

447 419
When Fleetwood Mac was a blues band they were great.
That ended with Stevie Nicks. Talk about braying. Posted by: garrett

I'm not the biggest fan of Nicks but she hardly brays. I hold no grudge against Mick and John for deciding to sell out after a decade of barely making it. Seriously, they won the lottery and had a blast. Why the hell not?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (VyXDq)

448 405 [have you actually spoken to a 22-year-old recently? They are, to put it gently, dumber than a bag of rocks]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2013 10:12 PM

Not just juiceboxers, but a wide age range of low information voters will tell you something is possible or impossible, happened or didn't happen based on something they saw on a tv show or a movie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 07:01 PM (wwsoB)

449 logproff, pretty amazing .

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:02 PM (nqBYe)

450 423 "When I look back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all." Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 10:39 PM (XLuH2) nuther brick in the wall? Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 11:00 PM (nqBYe) --No, Paul Simon.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 07:02 PM (jVAw4)

451 ALRIIIIGHTTTTTTTT. My kinda place. Prolly too good to be true and you'll all disappear.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2013 07:02 PM (jucos)

452 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I8gd8rlpGw

Sorry if I'm on a Fish binge, but it's got the right aura of paranoia and despair.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:03 PM (kaalw)

453 Hopeless? It's never hopeless.

"Hey! What's this lying around shit?
. . .
Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until WE say it's over!"

http://youtu.be/q7vtWB4owdE

/apologies if somebody else already posted Bluto's speech upthread . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:03 PM (sgJKA)

454 When Fleetwood Mac was a blues band they were great. That ended with Stevie Nicks. Talk about braying. Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 10:58 PM (DEz2f) The Green Manalishi (With The Two Prong Crown) from the Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvKaLW5bu8

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 07:03 PM (Vk2pI)

455 Stevie Nicks "sings" like she's wearing nose plugs and is holding a vibrator against her neck.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2013 07:04 PM (GULKT)

456 A strong Baptist family decided to buy a home and make everything in the house Baptist. They were going to make it look and feel Baptist through and through. So when they were finished they went to a pet shop to look for a Baptist dog. They asked the owner, Â“Do you have a Baptist dog?Â” Surprised, the pet shop owner thought about it for a while and then nodded, saying, Â“YesÂ… yes, I think we have a dog that will fit your description.Â” So the owner brought out the dog to the family, and the father said, Â“LetÂ’s see if this is a real Baptist dog.Â” So the father said to the dog, Â“Go get a Bible.Â” And the dog ran over to a table, grabbed a Bible in its mouth, ran back to the man and plopped the book at his feet. Impressed, the father continued, Â“LetÂ’s see if this dog knows its books of the BibleÂ… Turn to Psalm 23″. The dog then opened the Bible with its snout and pawed through the pages to Psalm 23. Very pleased, the father bought the dog and brought it home. The next day, the family had visitors. They showed their friends the Baptist dog and the things it could do. Finally, the friends asked, Â“Well, can it do any other tricks that normal dogs do?Â” The Baptist father wondered and said, Â“Hmm, I donÂ’t know. IÂ’ve never tried.Â” He then ordered the dog, Â“Heel.Â” Suddenly the dog leaped onto the fatherÂ’s lap and placed its paw on the manÂ’s head and started to pray. Â“Wait a minute!Â” exclaimed the Baptist mother, Â“This dog isnÂ’t Baptist! ItÂ’s Pentecostal!Â”

Posted by: Ioseb Besarionis dze Dzhugashvili at January 29, 2013 07:04 PM (QupBk)

457 No cake?

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 07:04 PM (jp2Ur)

458

"Explaining what the Fed is and what their buying 90% of our T-bill offerings means is a lot like explaining interlocking fields of fire to my cat....

and she's been dead about 16 years now"

Which means, of course, that said cat understood the concept for approx. .0009th of a second...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 07:04 PM (lbiWb)

459 422 KBDabear,

well you can hook 'em like they used to say in combatives...

one of the kids wants to do auto body work so I was able to hook him with "you do understand why capital is tight?'

It took about six fucking tries to get it through his fucking head that the feds do not have a separate pile of capital they consume to borrow and that their massive sink on genuine worth of savings by interest rates being artificially held down because of "debt" was hurting the risk valuation necessary for the bank to give a genuine business loan at good terms.

"bing"

Just took 8 conversations over 8 months.

EUREKA!

Hats off NEA you're doing a bang up fucking job

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:04 PM (LRFds)

460 woops paul simon then.

hard when i'm trying to hear multiple music in my head.

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:04 PM (nqBYe)

461 435 ALRIIIIGHTTTTTTTT. My kinda place. Prolly too good to be true and you'll all disappear.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos)

Allahpundit, is that you?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:05 PM (kaalw)

462 442 Jess1,

well she was quoted as saying"mow?' in her Obi-Wan ethereal form

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:05 PM (LRFds)

463

Let us make sure history never forgets the name -- Enterprise.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:05 PM (kdS6q)

464 Priest, IMO, did a great job covering Green Manalishi (and yes, I first heard the original, on vinyl, in 1985 or so).

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 07:06 PM (VyXDq)

465
I know we don't have unlimited time left, but quitting now is laughably premature.

Could the Democrats have won with anyone else but an Affirmative Action President in 2012? Can the Democrats win again, ever, with a white male candidate? I don't think so. And will alter their coalition in ways we can't understand yet.

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 10:47 PM (9G+G5)

Maybe you have a better idea of how fast we are going to deteriorate financially, but i'm betting on the nearer term. As I mentioned, I regard Romney as the last plausible chance of getting US Finances under control before the task is simply impossible. I'm not sure it was even possible under Romney.

We have 100 trillion in unfunded obligations coming at us. What do you think is going to happen when it hits? Talking about politics this, or Democrat that, is no longer relevant to the threat that is coming.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:06 PM (bb5+k)

466 seriously, Frank Beard never ages how can three Amish-farmer-looking dudes kick so much serious rock-n-roll ass? 'cause they're ZZ Top, that's why OK, I'm out my head's in mississippi tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson has a new post up at January 29, 2013 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

467 As long as there are hot Japanese babes there is hope.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 07:07 PM (jp2Ur)

468 447

Let us make sure history never forgets the name -- Enterprise.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

You make sure they remember, forever, the night they played the Titans.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 07:07 PM (VyXDq)

469
We'll all suffer. They'll suffer worse, because they're not expecting to suffer. So - that's a plus.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 10:50 PM (BStAJ)

*WE* will suffer. *THEY* will just die.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:07 PM (bb5+k)

470 We have 100 trillion in unfunded obligations coming at us.

Only one way out. Renege on the "entitlements."

Low-information voters have no clue that it's coming. But it is.

Then is when it will get UGLY.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:08 PM (sgJKA)

471 Death is irrelevant.

Posted by: Locutus at January 29, 2013 07:08 PM (QTHTd)

472

Why the hell not?

Well, Peter Green all but refused to make money. He just wasn't interested in that for some reason. He was like that right till the end, too.

As for Nicks - I don't write for South Park. So, I am not the only one who has noticed her vocal abilities rivaling those of a goat.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 07:09 PM (D8lrW)

473 We have 100 trillion in unfunded obligations coming at us. What do you think is going to happen when it hits? Talking about politics this, or Democrat that, is no longer relevant to the threat that is coming. Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 11:06 PM (bb5+k) ------------------------------------------------------ I agree with you. Another 4 years of Teh JEF will seal our fate. It's amazing to me that so few people understand that. LIB faster so I am still around to help my kids rebuild.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2013 07:09 PM (jucos)

474 445 Sorry if I'm on a Fish binge, but it's got the right aura of paranoia and despair.

Then maybe you should go fk yourself?

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 11:05 PM (IZK8Z)

I'm sensing that you lack a proper appreciation of prog.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:09 PM (kaalw)

475 Then is when it will get UGLY.

ick

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 07:10 PM (IZK8Z)

476 and will go down in History as the Single biggest mistake this nation ever made.

He's not even to LBJ yet, but let's not challenge him.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 07:10 PM (+2J5c)

477 454 We have 100 trillion in unfunded obligations coming at us. Our suffering will be legendary even in Hell!

Posted by: Pinhead at January 29, 2013 07:10 PM (twze8)

478

>>The Green Manalishi (With The Two Prong Crown)<<

Monster player, Peter Green.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 07:10 PM (D8lrW)

479 454 Filbert,

the nice thing about the "grey panthers" is you don't have to lead 'em as much....

http://youtu.be/xQce5RiqL8g

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:10 PM (LRFds)

480 Dude, I had an extremely crappy day today, and this ONT is not helping. Like you care. Okay, done griping. Have a day.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (v5lxX)

481 352 Not long before he died Elvis said to himself, "This dump is going to be my best one ever!"

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 10:41 PM (jp2Ur)

I always thought Elvis' last words were "Sonny if I don't pinch this loaf off I'm gonna have a heart attack".

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (Zd/NW)

482 450+ comments in an hour? Guess Maet hit the Horde's sweet spot with this depressing wreck. I'm not going back to read it all, recap please?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (pC72t)

483

"well she was quoted as saying"mow?' in her Obi-Wan ethereal form"

Ok, as long as you don't try to change him, like the airbrushing of Sebastian Shaw out in favor of that insufferable twit ...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (lbiWb)

484

Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 10:47 PM (kdS6q)

Oh, yeah, nothing like a little Leonard Cohen to really get your DOOM! on.

Once, an old boyfriend and I were hanging around his place on a rainy, miserably gloomy afternoon. We were both hungover and coming down with colds. "Famous Blue Raincoat" came on the radio. "It's 4 in the morning the end of December..." Midway through the song, boyfriend looked at me and said, "God, this song...why don't we just drink a big cup of bleach right now and end it all?"

We decided not to, but the thought had some' appeal.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (BStAJ)

485 455 Death is irrelevant. Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (twze8)

486 Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Not kidding. (The Borg usually skipped that last one.)

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 07:11 PM (jp2Ur)

487 I'm not going back to read it all, recap please? Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Posted by: Ioseb Besarionis dze Dzhugashvili at January 29, 2013 07:12 PM (QupBk)

488 This one's going out to "jet" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3EJNgjBmo

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:12 PM (kaalw)

489 460 Pinhead,

Yeah Dante was a pussy we're bringing hell to US!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:12 PM (LRFds)

490 i justd rippled on the counter Bounty will pick that right up.

Posted by: Ioseb Besarionis dze Dzhugashvili at January 29, 2013 07:13 PM (QupBk)

491 the nice thing about the "grey panthers" is you don't have to lead 'em as much....

Heh. Indeed.

/disclaimer: I am not Glenn Reynolds. Catch line used without permission.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:13 PM (sgJKA)

492 Damn. The HQ never looked so emo.

Posted by: Book at January 29, 2013 07:13 PM (kWk+W)

493 The sun will burn out. Life will die out on Earth. One day, we will all be dust.

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 07:13 PM (PdpEf)

494 Thank Allah my typical white mom isn't alive to expose my hypocrisy! AND my drunk ass dad!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 29, 2013 07:14 PM (Gqoch)

495

jewells45 at January 29, 2013 10:10 PM

Prayer sent

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 29, 2013 07:14 PM (wSTfB)

496
In the Christian faith, despair is a sin. That doesn't mean I believe the good guy gets the girl or the hero vanquishes the dragon. It just means there is a Plan at work, bigger than me, and that things work out the way they are supposed to work out.

President Obama and his like-minded supporters and fellow travelers on the Left are made out of papier mache. When the consequences of their policies and plans play out, with no more other people's money and no one left to blame, they'll eventually crumble. Meanwhile, our job is to speak truth to power, resist, oppose, call them out for who and what they are, endure.

Posted by: troyriser at January 29, 2013 11:01 PM (ptcFO)

Not suggesting that we should behave with despair. Am suggesting that we should get prepared for a grim reality with grim decisions. Am also suggesting that Political solutions (within the current framework) are likely impossible. The game is rigged against us, and in any case it's too late to change course for this big ship.

She's heading for a wreck, and those of us who aim to survive should get into position to weather it if we are able.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:14 PM (bb5+k)

497

"I'm not going back to read it all, recap please"

Doom/Hopeless ONT.

Most say "hell no". We're not going down w/o a fight.

then add some deathmetal & dead rock stars...

Pretty much covers it.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 07:15 PM (lbiWb)

498 Dude, I had an extremely crappy day today, and this ONT is not helping. Like you care. Okay, done griping. Have a day.

Aw, c'mon. This is one Swingin' Party.

http://youtu.be/zEIrcMbcnVE

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:15 PM (sgJKA)

499 Oh, I am the debt-bomb You cannot escape me, For pleading is useless And so are your prayers

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 07:15 PM (twze8)

500 466 Jess1,

Quite....

I'm wondering if Lucas sucked himself off or Lucas just came thinking about how much that would piss me off....?

You ever read the novel for RotJ and how Vader dying was described and the pride in his son, the regret at not being there for him....

and then that a-hole who was outacted by a lego replacing Sebastian Shaw...

"nice George"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:15 PM (LRFds)

501 Maybe you have a better idea of how fast we are going to deteriorate financially, but i'm betting on the nearer term. As I mentioned, I regard Romney as the last plausible chance of getting US Finances under control before the task is simply impossible. I'm not sure it was even possible under Romney.

We have 100 trillion in unfunded obligations coming at us. What do you think is going to happen when it hits? Talking about politics this, or Democrat that, is no longer relevant to the threat that is coming.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 11:06 PM (bb5+k)

I believe that Romney was the last chance to get things back on track under "regular order". I still believe the nation can right itself, but there will be blood and pain, and cleansing fire.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:15 PM (kaalw)

502 Explaining what the Fed is and what their buying 90% of our T-bill offerings means is a lot like explaining interlocking fields of fire to my cat....

and she's been dead about 16 years now.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:01 PM (LRFds)

And this is a big part of the problem. Half the nation thinks money comes off a printing press, and that the government is criminally evil for not printing it faster and giving it away.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:15 PM (bb5+k)

503 456
Why the hell not?

Well, Peter Green all but refused to make money. He just wasn't interested in that for some reason. He was like that right till the end, too.

Posted by: garrett

That reason was a bit too much LSD. Didn't wreck him as bad as Syd Barrett, but.... Anyway, Green left around '70 or so and they continued on with a bunch of different guitarists, making some groovy music, but not getting much coin.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 07:16 PM (VyXDq)

504

Mene, Mene, Tekel, u-Pharsin.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:16 PM (kdS6q)

505

"and those of us who aim to survive should get into position to weather it if we are able. "

Knock yourself out, but I aim to misbehave. Often. Keeps the spirit up, y'know?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 07:16 PM (lbiWb)

506 Kirk would have assimilated the Borg Queen, turned all the female Borg into sexbots and all the male Borg into coffee makers.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 07:16 PM (jp2Ur)

507
Not just juiceboxers, but a wide age range of low information voters will tell you something is possible or impossible, happened or didn't happen based on something they saw on a tv show or a movie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 11:01 PM (wwsoB)

TV Shows and Movies are tools which other tools use to create more tools.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:17 PM (bb5+k)

508 >>>I still believe the nation can right itself, but there will be blood and pain, and cleansing fire. Fire?!?! Oh, what a *limited* imagination!

Posted by: Pinhead at January 29, 2013 07:17 PM (twze8)

509 i am so fucking paranoid
i think they are coming for me
shit, guns and weapons of all kinds
not sure they are all legal

Everyday we all commit 3 felonies?

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 07:17 PM (IZK8Z)

510 Okay, I've had enough doom for the day. I'll leave with a link to the MST3K episode "Space Mutiny."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa42pxJyq64

Later, all.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 29, 2013 07:18 PM (7xeJQ)

511 and all the male Borg into coffee makers.

sammich makers!

i mean if us girls are having sex someone has to make the sammich

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:19 PM (nqBYe)

512 485 Diogenes Lamp,

well I know who I plan to punch in the fucking mouth over that ignorance if I ever get the chance...

Paul Krugman come on down.....

That asshole is getting people set up to endure total shock at best and death at worst....

and he will likely be one of the bastards criticizing the steps we have to take to try to right the ship

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:19 PM (LRFds)

513

Thomas Jefferson still survives.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:19 PM (kdS6q)

514 454 We have 100 trillion in unfunded obligations coming at us.

Only one way out. Renege on the "entitlements."

Low-information voters have no clue that it's coming. But it is.

Then is when it will get UGLY.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 11:08 PM (sgJKA)

The classic European triad: renege on the "entitlements" -- strip the banksters of what they have looted -- hang the aristocracy. Much of the grief that is coming will be from trying to stall off these three items.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:19 PM (kaalw)

515 433 logproff, pretty amazing . Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 11:02 PM (nqBYe) --Yes, always a favorite. Have to listen at night . . . while drinking.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 07:19 PM (jVAw4)

516

AltonJackson has a new post up at January 29, 2013 11:07 PM

You've never heard of The Electric Amish?

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 29, 2013 07:19 PM (wSTfB)

517

Hopeless? Come on Maet, go buy some young scotch and save it till SMOD2036 comes around to cleanse the earth. That's something to hope for, right?

Posted by: Javelina Bomb at January 29, 2013 07:20 PM (Wf+X1)

518 I'm not going back to read it all, recap please?

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wavs/braveheart/Brave1.wav

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 29, 2013 07:20 PM (t2sS1)

519 Thanks Jess1 et al. Saved me a hour. I did see BCochran and Bannion tried to get things on the right track, but oh well. Man, I hate the graveyard shift. Much rather be drinking too much.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 29, 2013 07:21 PM (pC72t)

520 http://youtu.be/SQcnE5lnPxg

Gun Free Zone!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:21 PM (LRFds)

521 As long as the male Borg coffee machines are all "fully functional", that would be fine with me.

Posted by: helmsman sulu at January 29, 2013 07:21 PM (ORGYc)

522 logprof, i am leaving it up for the night to listen to even if missing the drink part.
i hope it goes with brownies .

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:21 PM (nqBYe)

523 499 i am so fucking paranoid i think they are coming for me A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.

Posted by: Isador Akios at January 29, 2013 07:21 PM (twze8)

524 holy crap......most depressing post EVER....damn, now i'm going to go to bed and stare at the ceiling fan....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 29, 2013 07:21 PM (GVxQo)

525 God's not on our side 'cuz he hates idiots also.

Posted by: The Man With No Name at January 29, 2013 07:22 PM (jVAw4)

526 451--- "As long as there are hot Japanese babes there is hope." Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 11:07 PM (jp2Ur) The Japanese birthrate is well below replacement. Soon the average age of "Japanese babes' will be approximately 76. Then they will disappear altogether.

Posted by: DOOM!!! at January 29, 2013 07:22 PM (C8mVl)

527 494 485 Diogenes Lamp, well I know who I plan to punch in the fucking mouth over that ignorance if I ever get the chance... Paul Krugman come on down..... That asshole is getting people set up to endure total shock at best and death at worst.... and he will likely be one of the bastards criticizing the steps we have to take to try to right the ship Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:19 PM (LRFds) Peter Schiff did a parody video you should see... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=orh64vypKwU

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 29, 2013 07:22 PM (LWOYq)

528 Only one way out. Renege on the "entitlements."

Low-information voters have no clue that it's coming. But it is.

Then is when it will get UGLY.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 11:08 PM (sgJKA)

Renege on the entitlements, inflate the dollar to pay them, kill off the creditors, kill off the debtors, Seize assets, Wages and Price Controls, Arrest people...

And various combinations of all of the above.

There are permutations of ugly that you may not have even contemplated.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:22 PM (bb5+k)

529 Greatest depression-rock song of all time:

Don't Fear The Reaper

http://youtu.be/PtoK2CSTehQ
(official video version)

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:23 PM (sgJKA)

530

fuuuck...I just lost a long response to you re: Green sfgoth.

THe Pixxy Hamsters ate it.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 07:23 PM (hIJOR)

531 I missed the counter-revolutionary thread earlier. I was having dinner with the sainted Mrs. Zesty. Anyway, every revolution turns on itself...eventually. We've been lucky so far, but that ain't gonna last.

Posted by: Big Zesty at January 29, 2013 07:23 PM (0bYlH)

532 499 i am so fucking paranoid
i think they are coming for me

We are.

Posted by: THEM at January 29, 2013 07:23 PM (wSTfB)

533 holy crap......most depressing post EVER....damn, now i'm going to go to bed and stare at the ceiling fan.... Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 29, 2013 11:21 PM (GVxQo) ----------------------------------------------------------- The ceiling fan that is out of balance and makes a rhythmic knocking noise? How depressing!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2013 07:23 PM (jucos)

534 Kirk would have taken Seven of Nine as a challenge. The male Borg, bar tending machines.

Just found on YouTube the Baoh movie. English dub with English subtitles. Oh boy.

Some SNSD to pick things up. http://youtu.be/yQasjsnABPc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:23 PM (wYPjI)

535 Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Not kidding. (The Borg usually skipped that last one.) Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 11:11 PM (jp2Ur) Much like the Federation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TREQGl54BU8

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 07:24 PM (Vk2pI)

536

"I'm wondering if Lucas sucked himself off or Lucas just came thinking about how much that would piss me off....?"

You're not the only one...

With that, I bid the thread adieu. Or good night. Or "don't bang on my door @ 2 AM and not expect an a$$ load of buckshot". Whichever suits your fancy.

Windage & elevation, ma'am. Windage & elevation...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 07:24 PM (lbiWb)

537

Ace said he is trying to learn French. That gave me the idea of learning Spanish (far more practical than French, given US demographics.) I'm considering doing the Rosetta Stone thing, although it's pricey.

I am acutely aware that I am an urban creature, a paper-pusher with no practical skills that will be useful in the upcoming Dark Ages. Speaking Spanish might end up being a very useful skill.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:24 PM (BStAJ)

538

Dudley Ramsey: He touched me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

539 Thomas Jefferson still survives.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 11:19 PM (kdS6q)

Yes, but his seminal work "Shit Jefferson Said, Vols. I-V" was lost when his personal book collection was transferred to the Library of Congress and has never turned up.

Posted by: AD at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (PdpEf)

540 ------------------------------------------------------
I agree with you. Another 4 years of Teh JEF will seal our fate. It's amazing to me that so few people understand that. LIB faster so I am still around to help my kids rebuild.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2013 11:09 PM (jucos)

At this point, helping it burn by lighting back fires may concentrate the damage in the areas which are already unsalvageable. If we are to save the remainder we have to burn down the parts which are already too far gone.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (bb5+k)

541

All we are is dust in the wind . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (BAS5M)

542 504 logprof, i am leaving it up for the night to listen to even if missing the drink part. i hope it goes with brownies . Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 11:21 PM (nqBYe) --Goes with anything if you turn off the lights. Especially after 16'00" in.

Posted by: The Man With No Name at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (jVAw4)

543

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 11:24 PM (BStAJ)

Get a PT job washing dishes. You'll be fluent in a month.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (hIJOR)

544 451--- "As long as there are hot Japanese babes there is hope." Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 11:07 PM (jp2Ur) The Japanese birthrate is well below replacement. Soon the average age of "Japanese babes' will be approximately 76. Then they will disappear altogether. Posted by: DOOM!!! at January 29, 2013 11:22 PM (C8mVl) I'll be dead by then.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (jp2Ur)

545 Death, fire, blood, dust, hopelessness, pain...is there gonna be Lutheran jello..or not?

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 07:25 PM (XLuH2)

546 I appologize if this is a repeat, but, It could be worse, It could be raining. So what you are saying is that I can't just vote for free stuff? Heinlein would be pleased. Unfortunately we get to live in the suck.

Posted by: MAJO at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (TwbSE)

547 Finally, an ONT that reflects reality! ... you left out the killer volcanoes and asteroids of Doom, but really pretty good. Kind of lifts my spirits to see that I am not alone in my irresoluteness. ... a small nod to acid sulfuric rain or the effects of gamma upon human flesh might have been good, but we'll call the glass half full for this time.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (DBH1h)

548

... and elevation. c'mon pixy, wth?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (lbiWb)

549 @510 See #77 above, sentence 3, for the LIVs. That, and inflation. You can even honor your debts with inflation. For the price of a COLA, you get a 75% discount on the principle, or more.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (1V6Pv)

550 i mean if us girls are having sex someone has to make the sammich Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 11:19 PM (nqBYe) Wait, what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (bxiXv)

551 509 lurkasaurus,

that is awesome....

MOAR please

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (LRFds)

552
He's not even to LBJ yet, but let's not challenge him.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 11:10 PM (+2J5c)

LBJ is one of the biggest mistakes this country ever made, but most people are completely unaware of this. This guy is going to make LBJ look like a Godsend.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (bb5+k)

553
Greatest depression-rock song of all time: Don't Fear The Reaper

Posted by: filber

Needs more cowbell.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:26 PM (kdS6q)

554 Merovign's Sith Sammich Shop?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:27 PM (wYPjI)

555 /Clint sock

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 07:27 PM (jVAw4)

556 504 logprof, i am leaving it up for the night to listen to even if missing the drink part.
i hope it goes with brownies .

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 11:21 PM (nqBYe)

I love to eat Brownies too!!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 29, 2013 07:28 PM (Zd/NW)

557 519 Donna V,

Save some money ma'am try instant immersion Spanish...works for boy.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:28 PM (LRFds)

558 If they try killing or imprisoning all the conservatives, who will be left to pay everything?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:28 PM (BStAJ)

559 Evenin' all. What a helluva optimistic ONT! Powell on O'Stupid. The GOP has a vein of intolerance. General, just for fun, write an article where you disagree with TFG. It can be anything. You didn't like his tie for example. Then get used to the left's outrage at your Sambo Toby Uncle Tom House N#%*% Step n Fetch It Oreo's point of view.

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 07:28 PM (sqp6o)

560 The dark side of the Federation... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRxPjJ8VlyE

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 07:28 PM (Vk2pI)

561

sted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 11:28 PM (sqp6o)

O'Reilly failed to point out that Obama called himself 'Lazy' just weeks before.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 07:29 PM (hIJOR)

562 "Hot Japanese babes"... I'll admit there is no contadictio in adiecto there, but I have certainly never seen one. Hot, how? The bales of pubic hair, the overdubbed-quality-even-when-it's-real vocalizations, the rice-fed chunkiness, the horribly foreshortened femurs... what am I missing, the flat asses?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:29 PM (1V6Pv)

563
I believe that Romney was the last chance to get things back on track under "regular order". I still believe the nation can right itself, but there will be blood and pain, and cleansing fire.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 11:15 PM (kaalw)

This is what I see too. As Glenn Reynolds says, "What cannot continue, won't."

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:30 PM (bb5+k)

564 540 Donna V,

we'll just declare money against the law and live on love....

//Sean Penn

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:30 PM (LRFds)

565 oh wow a gold plated Titanic commemorative coin! I want it. Nay, I *need* it!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 07:30 PM (vzLhi)

566 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwz8b-yST4A

Splintering coalition....er, "heart".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:30 PM (kaalw)

567 520

Dudley Ramsey: He touched me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 11:25 PM (kdS6q)

Did he also bring some wine coolers?

Posted by: Chris Hanson at January 29, 2013 07:30 PM (Zd/NW)

568 540 If they try killing or imprisoning all the conservatives, who will be left to pay everything? Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 11:28 PM (BStAJ) Why do you think there's a step after that other than "Utopia!"?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 07:30 PM (bxiXv)

569 For more doom, check out the demotivational posters (a few were on here). My favorite is a picture of a scoop of fries- it says, "Not everyone gets to be an astronaut."

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 07:31 PM (0SmH0)

570 Needs more cowbell.....

How To Play The Cowbell:
http://youtu.be/UT4cGVNuSnA

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:31 PM (sgJKA)

571 OMG!

Big Ben Make it RAIN!

HAHAHAHAAHA

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:32 PM (LRFds)

572 You want doom? They have arrested the voice actors of Elmo and Charlie Brown. What nefarious charges will they bring against Ronald McDonald, he seems to always be around children - like Harry Reid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:32 PM (wYPjI)

573
and he will likely be one of the bastards criticizing the steps we have to take to try to right the ship

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:19 PM (LRFds)

And the $64.00 question is why in the hell does anyone listen to that deluded fuck in the first place?

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:32 PM (bb5+k)

574 Also apropos, although, "In Paradisum" is optional: http://youtu.be/tmrQHRnT4Mw

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 07:32 PM (jVAw4)

575

Save some money ma'am try instant immersion Spanish...works for boy. Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:28 PM (LRFds)

What's "instant immersion Spanish?" Hanging around the liquor store in a Mexican neighborhood?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:32 PM (BStAJ)

576 Roy Orbison's "It's Over":

http://youtu.be/73GJqMPp-F0

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2013 07:32 PM (I88Jc)

577
Tell General Howard I know his heart. What he told me before, I have it in my heart. I am tired of fighting. Our chiefs are killed; Looking Glass is dead, Too-hul-hul-sote is dead. The old men are all dead. It is the young men who say yes or no. He who led on the young men is dead.

It is cold, and we have no blankets; the little children are freezing to death. My people, some of them, have run away to the hills, and have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they areÂ—perhaps freezing to death. I want to have time to look for my children, and see how many of them I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the dead.

Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

578 511 Greatest depression-rock song of all time:

Don't Fear The Reaper

http://youtu.be/PtoK2CSTehQ
(official video version)

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 11:23 PM (sgJKA)

needs more cow bell, but since the end is near, who cares! ... like it matters! ... doom!

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 07:33 PM (DBH1h)

579 512
fuuuck...I just lost a long response to you re: Green sfgoth.
THe Pixxy Hamsters ate it.
Posted by: garrett

Oh well. ;-> Time to hit the keyboard in the basement studio. Working on the English country dance tune "Collier's Daughter" and Faure's Op. 78. Wrote lyrics to both.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2013 07:33 PM (VyXDq)

580 You want doom? They have arrested the voice actors of Elmo and Charlie Brown. What nefarious charges will they bring against Ronald McDonald, he seems to always be around children - like Harry Reid. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 11:32 PM (wYPjI) ---------------------------------------------------------- Start thinking about all of the unsolved murders there are in this country and you'll be off to a good start.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2013 07:33 PM (jucos)

581 552 For more doom, check out the demotivational posters (a few were on here). My favorite is a picture of a scoop of fries- it says, "Not everyone gets to be an astronaut." Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 11:31 PM (0SmH0) --See despair.com.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 07:33 PM (jVAw4)

582 Donna V.

Instant Immersion Spanish on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/awf4plx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:34 PM (wYPjI)

583 519 Ace said he is trying to learn French. That gave me the idea of learning Spanish (far more practical than French, given US demographics.) I'm considering doing the Rosetta Stone thing, although it's pricey.

I am acutely aware that I am an urban creature, a paper-pusher with no practical skills that will be useful in the upcoming Dark Ages. Speaking Spanish might end up being a very useful skill.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 11:24 PM (BStAJ)

It certainly has been for me, working in California. Although textbook Spanish won't necessarily help you with "Pon este green LED en este board."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:34 PM (kaalw)

584 Well, as soon as the new amnesty kicks in, the Dems will have a kung fu grip on the next 1000 election cycles. Oh well. It'll all implode before then anyway, and our current crop of asshole republican leaders will be relegated to the dustbin of history, comparable to the likes of the last Roman emperors trying to hold the empire together as the Vandals and Huns savaged the populous.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 07:34 PM (0SmH0)

585 @560 "Should I trust the government? Ask a Native American."

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:34 PM (1V6Pv)

586 I'm thinking of changing my name to "Good morning, Mr Phelps" or to "I Pee On Your Grave"

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 07:34 PM (yhYn1)

587 BOC Godzilla
http://youtu.be/4e-jF54ziMY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:35 PM (wYPjI)

588
I am acutely aware that I am an urban creature, a paper-pusher with no practical skills that will be useful in the upcoming Dark Ages. Speaking Spanish might end up being a very useful skill.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 11:24 PM (BStAJ)

If I were to pick a second language that would be useful here, that would likely be the one I would pick as well.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 07:35 PM (bb5+k)

589 I'm Out...I'm going to listen to some def jam poetry to lift my spirits before sleep..oh and take morphine with percocet chaser. Night all.

Posted by: Guido at January 29, 2013 07:35 PM (XLuH2)

590 Merovign,

gasp!

it was in response to this post.
sorry I wasn' t clear.

489 Kirk would have assimilated the Borg Queen, turned all the female Borg into sexbots and all the male Borg into coffee makers.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 11:16 PM (jp2Ur)

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:36 PM (nqBYe)

591 Talking Espanish been bery bery good to a me.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:36 PM (1V6Pv)

592 558 Donna V,

Telemundo and Chivas....

no seriously you can get it at best buy...

http://www.amazon.com/Spanish-Levels-English-Edition/dp/1600775411

It is not as pervasive as Rosetta, but at 10% of the cost and the ability to learn "shoot that fucker over there!"

disparar ese hijo de puta allÃ (Spanish)

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:36 PM (LRFds)

593 O'Reilly failed to point out that Obama called himself 'Lazy' just weeks before. Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 11:29 PM (hIJOR) There was something that O'howitzer said when they came back that he may be called on. I was only paying a bit of attention but it made my ears perk up. (perk up - not because I was offended, but I hear the dog whistle they use)

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 07:36 PM (sqp6o)

594 548 --- "oh wow a gold plated Titanic commemorative coin! I want it. Nay, I *need* it! " Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 11:30 PM (vzLhi) Nay, you have a RIGHT to it!

Posted by: FSA at January 29, 2013 07:37 PM (C8mVl)

595 If only Patton had gone to Moscow....

Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2013 07:37 PM (x59Gv)

596 572 Or Mandarin Chinese. They think in generations. americans have less of a memory than a goldfish. When we crash economically, who knows? Maybe they'll invade for the resources that we refuse to use.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 07:37 PM (0SmH0)

597 557 diogenes lamp,

Well "Nobel" to which my reply is "see that giggling SCOAMF ass over there?"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:38 PM (LRFds)

598 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCPlFnTfxaA

Leary tells us it's OK to say moron.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 29, 2013 07:38 PM (0It32)

599 546
I believe that Romney was the last chance to get
things back on track under "regular order". I still believe the nation
can right itself, but there will be blood and pain, and cleansing fire.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 11:15 PM (kaalw)

This is what I see too. As Glenn Reynolds says, "What cannot continue, won't."

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 11:30 PM (bb5+k)

....and, dammit, I really had hope that we would.

"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded Â— here and there, now and then Â— are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as "bad luck.""

-- Robert A. Heinlein

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:38 PM (kaalw)

600 Libertad y TiranÃa (Spanish Edition) [Paperback] Mark R. Levin (Author) ----- Good. Just hope it's read.

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 07:38 PM (sqp6o)

601 I threw away my ribbons. Not my medals but my ribbons - mmmmm'kay. Can I get me a hunting license here in Ohio? Later I'll go to the non-union Honda plant and praise the UAW. I'm Sarah Jessica Parker's dad! What do you people want from me?!

Posted by: J. Heinz Kerry at January 29, 2013 07:39 PM (Gqoch)

602 it was in response to this post. sorry I wasn' t clear. Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 11:36 PM (nqBYe) Damit. That was the only reason I came back!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 07:39 PM (bxiXv)

603 only 3 people opposed that ass hat for Secretary of State, pin a medal on them..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2013 07:40 PM (x59Gv)

604 That was the only reason I came back!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 11:39 PM (bxiXv)

haha,

i wish everyone would type with one finger so i could catch up!

Posted by: ette at January 29, 2013 07:40 PM (nqBYe)

605 We're groovin' now:

http://youtu.be/UypeE3zTwBs

"We're gonna turn this motha out!"

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:40 PM (sgJKA)

606 *thud*

Chipmunk techno.... http://youtu.be/SxAi2iZOAE0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:41 PM (wYPjI)

607 586 i love pleasure What's your pleasure, sir? Take this...it's yours. It always was.

Posted by: Merchant at January 29, 2013 07:41 PM (twze8)

608 587- How far we have fallen when that genital wart on America's cock can get confirmed as SECSTATE after his abysmal senate record and unforgivable Vietnam war protestor lies and antics.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 07:42 PM (0SmH0)

609 This administration deserves its Sarah Jessica Parker as Secretary of State impersonator.

Posted by: derit at January 29, 2013 07:43 PM (I88Jc)

610 557
and he will likely be one of the bastards criticizing the steps we have to take to try to right the ship

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:19 PM (LRFds)

And the $64.00 question is why in the hell does anyone listen to that deluded fuck in the first place?

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 11:32 PM (bb5+k)

I'm suspecting that he will share the fate of the Marketing Department of Sirius Cybernetics: http://tinyurl.com/3t8hfzn

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:43 PM (kaalw)

611 Chipmunk techno....

Beautiful. Just . . . beautiful.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:43 PM (sgJKA)

612 Soon....

Posted by: Lord Humogus at January 29, 2013 07:44 PM (PGPkx)

613 556 Also apropos, although, "In Paradisum" is optional:

http://youtu.be/tmrQHRnT4Mw

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 11:32 PM (jVAw4)

Magnifique! Nearly broke my funk though ...

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 07:44 PM (DBH1h)

614 Little Nuremberg sausages cooked on a coal fire and large breasted Nordic Women serving beer in buckets of glass..Nighty Night..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2013 07:44 PM (x59Gv)

615 565 Donna V.

Instant Immersion Spanish on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/awf4plx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 11:34 PM (wYPjI)

You have to watch out for certain types of "immersion learning". I know one guy who came out of such studies thinking "tu madre" meant "boss".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:45 PM (kaalw)

616 598- I want what Clemenza is having!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 07:45 PM (0SmH0)

617 Merovign and eman -
http://youtu.be/3vYEFiQyNo8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:45 PM (wYPjI)

618

"Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan... it spun in."

"There were no survivors."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 07:46 PM (kdS6q)

619 Learning Spanish from Lupe... http://preview.tinyurl.com/b6odg5x One might also get a PT job in almost any commercial kitchen in one of our "sanctuary cities" where nearly everyone is an illegal who speaks Spanish.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:46 PM (1V6Pv)

620 Take this...it's yours. It always was. Posted by: Merchant at January 29, 2013 11:41 PM (twze

Why the hell do I have hooks in my face!! Jesus wept...

Posted by: Frank at January 29, 2013 07:46 PM (sqp6o)

621 591 586 i love pleasure

What's your pleasure, sir?

Take this...it's yours. It always was.
---

Then leave my words alone.....

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 07:47 PM (IZK8Z)

622 603 Thorvald,

Watch AAA wrestling

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:47 PM (LRFds)

623 /rubs cystal ball /sqiggly lines Â§Â§Â§Â§ I...see...in our future... a post...by droom...in the morning...about the awful and inept Republicans I see...lots of outrage...but only temporarily...

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 07:48 PM (oxIUw)

624 266 "Dude, if you're not smart enough to turn out the light, you have more things to worry about than a jealous husband ... Posted by: Adriane ... at January 29, 2013 10:18 PM"

Turning the lights off just isn't practical. Gotta be able to see what your doing. What with the restraints, bleach, the chainsaw and shit. Posted by: otho at January 29, 2013 10:26 PM (yBF/9)

You young people never cease to astound me. Back in the day, all we needed to have a good time was Crisco and electrical tape.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 29, 2013 07:48 PM (iZM6Z)

625 Thanks for the tips, sven and Anna Puma. Much cheaper than Rosetta Stone.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:49 PM (BStAJ)

626 A paean to Obama, decades in advance:

"Kiss Me, Son Of God"

http://youtu.be/gLcp8Dm-ejU

"I've destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye,
Now I laugh and make a fortune off the same ones that I torture,
And the world screams, "Son of God!"
. . .
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true,
That you love me,
And I love me!"

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:49 PM (sgJKA)

627 Or Mandarin Chinese. They think in generations. americans have less of a memory than a goldfish. When we crash economically, who knows? Maybe they'll invade for the resources that we refuse to use.

No they don't, and they won't. The Chinese are heading for an even uglier crash than we are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 07:49 PM (hpDVh)

628 Hey I have a PICK ME UP FROM THE SIDEBAR!

Time Magazine lays off 700!

Hey ASSHOLES HE WON!

Fuck you TIME!

Wreckovery Winter assholes burn in hell MEDIA!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:50 PM (LRFds)

629 hahahaha @ cystal ball er, I meant crystal ball

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 07:50 PM (8dspl)

630 620 Colrado Alex,

Hey CA "maybe" The Chinese are hard enough to take drastic measures....

we'll do it slower but the wheel that turns slowly grinds finer.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:51 PM (LRFds)

631

You have to watch out for certain types of "immersion learning". I know one guy who came out of such studies thinking "tu madre" meant "boss".

"Your mother says go to lunch".

Yeah, it works.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 07:51 PM (hpDVh)

632 @605 TBNT, yuh gotta draw the line somewheres!

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:52 PM (1V6Pv)

633 608 Donna V,

Ace's embrace of Fwench may not be a bad one...if you run like hell Quebec wants Fwench speakers....

Vancouver has a lot of mandarin around....

me...

I will probably start speaking in Latin and dressing like a Roman Centurion

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:52 PM (LRFds)

634 I will probably start speaking in Latin and dressing like a Roman Centurion

Fwow him to the gwound, Centwurwian!

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:53 PM (sgJKA)

635 Now I lay me down to sleep....

Posted by: Thorvald at January 29, 2013 07:53 PM (1V6Pv)

636 . . . I pray the Lord my soul to keep . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:54 PM (sgJKA)

637 610- That may be the case, but the Chinese have the bomb and are not afraid to use it (I recall a veiled threat made by a PLA general to Clinton in the 90s over an issue- perhaps Taiwan). And last time I checked, they have us beat on population- so millions of deaths is perfectly acceptable to the regime. After SEP 11, I have taken the tack to never say never. Just when we think the enemy won't do something is when they'll do it. But I hope you are right and I am wrong.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 07:54 PM (0SmH0)

638 7 u girls want to go catch some critters?

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 07:54 PM (IZK8Z)

639 ..and would I die before I wake ...

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 07:55 PM (M/TDA)

640 7 u girls want to go catch some critters?

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 07:55 PM (IZK8Z)

641 Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 11:55 PM (M/TDA)
And we'd all have a Tuna Bake!

Burma Shave!

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 07:56 PM (sgJKA)

642 I will probably start speaking in Latin and dressing like a Roman Centurion Fwow him to the gwound, Centwurwian! Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 11:53 PM (sgJKA) --------------------------------------------------------- We will wewease Wodewick!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2013 07:56 PM (jucos)

643 Mmmm, tobacco. Tasty tobacco. Maybe all is not lost, as long as that sweet nicotine keeps DC's Murderous Rage locked up tightly in its cage.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 29, 2013 07:56 PM (pC72t)

644

"Time Magazine lays off 700!" Now there's cheery news.

The only time I'm happy to hear of layoffs is when it happens to MSM scumbags.

"I whored myself out to the Dems and all I got was this lousy pink slip."

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:57 PM (BStAJ)

645 ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

http://youtu.be/XbI-fDzUJXI

Posted by: Pizza Pizza at January 29, 2013 07:57 PM (I88Jc)

646 Fwow him to the gwound, Centwurwian Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 11:53 PM (sgJKA) Bawney Fwank is a Centuwion?

Posted by: Frank at January 29, 2013 07:57 PM (sqp6o)

647 623 Truck Monkey,

do wyu wike mowies abowt gwadiatohs?

//Bwaney fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:57 PM (LRFds)

648 I will probably start speaking in Latin and dressing like a Roman Centurion Fwow him to the gwound, Centwurwian! Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 11:53 PM (sgJKA) --------------------------------------------------------- We will wewease Wodewick! Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 29, 2013 11:56 PM (jucos) And his wife, Incontinentia.

Posted by: eman at January 29, 2013 07:57 PM (jp2Ur)

649 Off Hellraiser sock

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 07:58 PM (sqp6o)

650 626 Donna V,

I hope they understand if it ever gets to that they are the first against the wall probably by both sides....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 07:58 PM (LRFds)

651 Since people have invoked it, from Life of Brian.
http://youtu.be/2K8_jgiNqUc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 07:58 PM (wYPjI)

652

..and would I die before I wake ... Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2013 11:55 PM (M/TDA)

Well, shit that would just take the cake....

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 07:58 PM (BStAJ)

653 614

You have to watch out for certain types of "immersion learning".
I know one guy who came out of such studies thinking "tu madre" meant
"boss".

"Your mother says go to lunch".

Yeah, it works.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 11:51 PM (hpDVh)

Actually, there's a subvocalized portion. Example: "Yes, boss!" "Si...[chinga te] tu madre." Or "Thanks, boss!" "Muchisimas gracias....tu madre [es una puta]."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 07:59 PM (kaalw)

654 "Cheer up, Brian!"

http://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:00 PM (sgJKA)

655 Kawaii Cockraoches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5FF52u9UA

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 29, 2013 08:01 PM (Vk2pI)

656 628 623 Truck Monkey,

do wyu wike mowies abowt gwadiatohs?

//Bwaney fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:57 PM (LRFds)

Okay! stop it you guys! I was just getting into a good self-pity cry!!

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 08:01 PM (DBH1h)

657
I hope they understand if it ever gets to that they are the first against the wall probably by both sides....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 11:58 PM (LRFds)

I am hoping they don't last long enough to get to the wall.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 29, 2013 08:02 PM (bb5+k)

658 625 "Time Magazine lays off 700!" Now there's cheery news.

The only time I'm happy to hear of layoffs is when it happens to MSM scumbags.

"I whored myself out to the Dems and all I got was this lousy pink slip."

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 11:57 PM (BStAJ)

Don't discount the well-lubricated bunghole and many happy memories. Those will help them through the coming harsh times.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:02 PM (kaalw)

659

Kawaii Cockraoches

I'll pass on that, thank you. If I want to see cockroaches, all I have to do is turn on CSPAN.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 08:03 PM (BStAJ)

660 639 cthulu,

I'm aways wooking fow a new caweeah!

//Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:04 PM (LRFds)

661 And last time I checked, they have us beat on population- so millions of deaths is perfectly acceptable to the regime.>>

The Nuke thing would be the difference since Maxim made frontal assaults by wave cost more that 4 to 1.

"Abe Lincoln may have freed all men, but Sam Colt made them equal."

And Sir Hiram Stevens Maxim made whole countries equal.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 29, 2013 08:04 PM (qo244)

662 It is appointed unto man to die once, But first, the eternal question must be answered; The Lady Eowyn or the Lady Arwen Evenstar?

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 08:05 PM (B5s0p)

663 That was *horrible* Filbert (and I was afraid I wss going to wake the kids up from laughing so loud). So, thank you for that (sorry Tuna).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 29, 2013 08:05 PM (wbeNt)

664 i love licking stamps and such
these guys hate me

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 08:06 PM (IZK8Z)

665 640 Donna V,

I'm looking forward to watching the implosion force itself into their consciousness...

it's like when they realized on 9/11 they had to be patriotic for 27 minutes.

some things don't make things better but they feel good

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:06 PM (LRFds)

666 Sup' Tuesday night 'yatches. Just ducking in for a tad. Tues. night Wing Night, and I'm all beer'ed up, having watched "round ball". I was pleasantly surprised that even among the "hourly" (30 & 40 something) there are "great Americans" that want an opportunity at a "free market". They realize that they are being punished for simply wanting to work a 60 hour, and be left alone. There are real Conservatives, and self-described Libertarians that "get it". They too understand that we are in decline. And, in this crowd at least, they believe in the BoR and the Constitution. So, all is not necessarily lost.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 29, 2013 08:06 PM (mkb9H)

667 But first, the eternal question must be answered;

The Lady Eowyn or the Lady Arwen Evenstar?

Galadriel.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:06 PM (sgJKA)

668 Wow filbert wants to be Elven cougar bait....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:07 PM (wYPjI)

669 thumbs up for Seven Psychopaths and part 2 of The Dark Knight Returns

Posted by: The Dude at January 29, 2013 08:07 PM (vJdyz)

670 lena dunham...we get it, youre fat and ugly but now you love yourself. you hate that youre fat and ugly but now love yourself because men will sleep with you...got it..

lena...EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EVEN A FAT HUMP LIKE YOU CAN GET SOME, ITS NOT REALLY SECRET KNOWLEDGE NOW IS IT....SO FUCK OFF.

sorry, was just reading something about that show she has on HBO. i was also watching 'boardwalk empire' earlier and i gotta say....that show has the WORST dialogue and acting ive ever seen...sorry steve buscemi, i cant really buy into the notion youre some bad ass gangster who runs atlantic city...just cant.

Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at January 29, 2013 08:07 PM (DnIpv)

671 That was *horrible* Filbert
I can only wallow in despair for so long before the irreverent silly starts leaking out . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:08 PM (sgJKA)

672 649 the dude,

Damn I forgot...thanks for reminding me...Boy liked DKR

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:08 PM (LRFds)

673 Wow filbert wants to be Elven cougar bait....

Well, my first thought was Rosie, but then I thought . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:09 PM (sgJKA)

674 650- give Homeland a shot. It's pretty good. And yes, Lena Dunham is a walking FUPA.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:09 PM (0SmH0)

675 There is always the Galaxy Song
http://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:09 PM (wYPjI)

676 i love licking stamps and such
these guys hate me

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 08:09 PM (IZK8Z)

677 650 souther by the grace of I-95,

Hey you know what Obama popped her cherry or something...I dunno I get confused....and then some other wench was stuck in retard mode with scooter in some strange unimind....

this last year was pretty confusing

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:10 PM (LRFds)

678 649 the dude,

Damn I forgot...thanks for reminding me...Boy liked DKR

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:08 AM (LRFds)

Wasn't a big fan of part 1 in the way they adapted Miller's story but taken as a whole with both parts together, they nailed it as well as anyone could ask. One of the best DCU movies to come out to date

Posted by: The Dude at January 29, 2013 08:11 PM (vJdyz)

679

"I'm looking forward to watching the implosion force itself into their consciousness..."

Cognitive dissonance on a cosmic level. They'll feel like Timothy Treadwell must have felt like when he woke up to find a bear gnawing on him. "But Mr. Grizzly, don't you know I love you? I'm a friend of yours! Please don't eat me!"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 08:12 PM (BStAJ)

680 658- Donna, that was a good flick/documentary. Grizzly Man. Talk about earning a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:13 PM (0SmH0)

681 BURMA!

http://youtu.be/1k1ccguXiws

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:13 PM (sgJKA)

682 See this cocksucking mother fucker of a lying liberal weasel buttfucking asshole?

http://tinyurl.com/b2rorks

I take comfort that in the end this mother fucker will slip and fall in his kitchen and break his neck, and since obviously nobody would want to share a life with this rat fucking traitor other than his captive pussy, he will not be found for a month, at which point the stench will be so overpowering the neighbors will call 911 and when they bust into his apartment which is festooned with images of obama that he regularly masterbated to during his pathetic excuse for a lying socialist agenda pushing life, they will find that his cat Marx has taken our revenge upon this dirty dickshit of a sorry excuse for a human being and eaten half of his face off.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:13 PM (+OTLF)

683 You young people never cease to astound me. Back in the day, all we needed to have a good time was Crisco and electrical tape.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 29, 2013 11:48 PM

Yeah, but back then they didn't have all this CSI shit. Just cutting off the head and hands isn't enough these days.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2013 08:13 PM (yBF/9)

684 Yes Donna V. The surprise and denial will still be spewing from their lips even as the bullets transit their craniums for the crime of being reporters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:14 PM (wYPjI)

685 640 Kawaii Cockraoches

I'll pass on that, thank you. If I want to see cockroaches, all I have to do is turn on CSPAN.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 30, 2013 12:03 AM (BStAJ)

I had gf in SoCal who was a lot of fun....when she was in her late teens, she'd "gone wild" and ended up riding motorcycles into some crazed adventures, but then settled back into "normalcy" in her later 20s. When I met her, she was working as an accountant (as was I, in the adjacent office).

Every so often, though, things would bubble up from her previous life -- as one time, when she'd gone on holiday to some condo in Hawaii and was telling me about it when she got back. "Oh, Cthulhu, it was horrible! I was in bed, and there was this huge *cockroach* crawling up the other wall!!! I just wish that I'd had my piece, I would have blasted it."

Or, one of my favorite lines ever -- we're blasting down the freeway in her black TransAm, and she mentions that she knows some serious biker bars near the next exit, and she should take me there to see how the other half live. So I said, "ok, let's go!" -- and she turned to me, with this stricken look on her face, and said, "Oh, no, Cthulhu -- you'd be *killed*." 80 miles an hour down an LA freeway, and she's so concerned over my impending demise that she took her eyes off the road....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:14 PM (kaalw)

686 That may be the case, but the Chinese have the bomb and are not afraid to use it (I recall a veiled threat made by a PLA general to Clinton in the 90s over an issue- perhaps Taiwan). And last time I checked, they have us beat on population- so millions of deaths is perfectly acceptable to the regime.

I still think that the Chinese are more likely to make a move against Central Asia or Siberia than they are to try and invade Taiwan. And numbers only count for so much if all they have to wield is a spear.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 08:14 PM (hpDVh)

687 658 Donna V,

Grizzly Man is my favorite uplifting comedy....

I used to send it to every unit I had contact with downrange as a pick-me-up....

my engineer buddy laughed his ass off for about an hour talking about people's first viewing being like a hallucinogen...

"what is this shit???oh...ha.....hahahahaha.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heh Bear 141-he died for your sins

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:14 PM (LRFds)

688 Yikes!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:15 PM (kaalw)

689 Dammit.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:15 PM (kaalw)

690 663- Anna, Useful idiots, as Lenin said.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:16 PM (0SmH0)

691 666

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:14 AM (LRFds)

Does it even matter what he said? Timing is everything.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:16 PM (+OTLF)

692 At times I lean towards Arwen (Liv Tyler) Evenstar for her exotic eyes that go right through me. Should I ever look into them in person I shall be forever ruined. Other times, the trueness of heart I see in the eyes of the gal who played Eowyn,,I don't know...I just don't know.

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 08:16 PM (erdCz)

693 661 Jeremiah GDABO,

Yeah we discussed Mr Pussy earlier....

He's either gonna be a basketball or be the chronicler....

hey I'll play Karnak....

"The GOP prevented Obama from using enough deficit spending."

What is Paul Krugman's answer to every fucking hiccup?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:17 PM (LRFds)

694 I just don't know.

Posted by: teej at January 30, 2013 12:16 AM (erdCz)

You are not only gay, you are a D&D gay nerd.

Anything else you need to know?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:17 PM (+OTLF)

695 670 JGDABO,

Darn that is two in a row I got the souls....

Miss you rum...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:18 PM (LRFds)

696 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 12:13 AM (+OTLF) So, not even his cat would touch his corpse if the cat were starving...

Posted by: Neko-mimi mode at January 29, 2013 08:18 PM (Vk2pI)

697 More fiat dollars.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 29, 2013 08:19 PM (mkb9H)

698 I believe in shotguns, reality, that's all there is.

I say she's true

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 08:19 PM (IZK8Z)

699 I still think that the Chinese are more likely to make a move against Central Asia or Siberia than they are to try and invade Taiwan. And numbers only count for so much if all they have to wield is a spear. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 30, 2013 12:14 AM (hpDVh) The questions for the Chi-Com are these: 1st, what would be the most cost-effective way to get rid of their male surplus population in a popular war? 2nd, what country would present the most easy to capture female slaves for the Chinese males soldiers who didn't get killed?

Posted by: Neko-mimi mode at January 29, 2013 08:20 PM (Vk2pI)

700 DEMOCRATFUCK

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:20 PM (+OTLF)

701 .... works on brain waves... I think she lacks such
http://youtu.be/eMwB6p25QYU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:20 PM (wYPjI)

702 More fiat dollars.

To buy Fiat cars.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:20 PM (sgJKA)

703 Off, feline sock!

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 08:21 PM (Vk2pI)

704 China wont be starting any wars anytime soon.

Fund one yes. Start one? No.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:21 PM (+OTLF)

705 lol

http://tinyurl.com/asnjbnp

Posted by: The Dude at January 29, 2013 08:23 PM (vJdyz)

706 Just imagine if After eating her 15 pounds of daily lobster meat Moochelle had a large quantity of methane buildup and barack smoked in bed....

LET IT BURN!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:23 PM (+OTLF)

707 Someone please tell me why the market is bumping 14K again. It makes no economic, or any other, sense???

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 29, 2013 08:23 PM (mkb9H)

708

"Faster! Faster, Bambi! Don't look back! Keep running! Keep running!"

*BANG!*

"Mother?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 08:23 PM (kdS6q)

709 683- China has been fighting a proxy war with us for years now- we just refuse to acknowledge it. Two PLA colonels wrote a book about it. It is called Unrestricted Warfare. They seem to be following the colonels treatise.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:23 PM (0SmH0)

710 .... works on brain waves...

If that video had been in the original ONT post, this whole thing would have gone in a COMPLETELY different direction.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:24 PM (sgJKA)

711 You can have my pessimism when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Ahhhh, late night DOOM. I need a cup of coffee to go with it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2013 08:24 PM (ccXZP)

712

The Lady Eowyn or the Lady Arwen Evenstar?

----

Legolas, man she's hot

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2013 08:25 PM (sYTYw)

713 rabbitt

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 08:25 PM (IZK8Z)

714 "Faster! Faster, Bambi! Don't look back! Keep running! Keep running!"

Which brings to mind this classic:
http://youtu.be/BXCUBVS4kfQ

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:25 PM (sgJKA)

715 685 Someone please tell me why the market is bumping 14K again. It makes no economic, or any other, sense???

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 30, 2013 12:23 AM (mkb9H)

Pimpin the price point to get small investors in before the george soros types dump their shares and make another massive killing like they did during the faux financial lets get barack elected crisis of market manipulation circa 2008.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:25 PM (+OTLF)

716 filbert, nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:26 PM (wYPjI)

717 #599

It was a lot worse int he vinyl days. I knew guy who had the record get stuck while he was sleeping and when he woke up he could only stutter in Portuguese.

Why is that balding man looking at me like that?

Posted by: epobirs at January 29, 2013 08:26 PM (kcfmt)

718 Your mama enjoyed it plenty Jeremiah. Begged me to put my first big load on her face as I recall.

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 08:26 PM (pBcpe)

719 Someone please tell me why the market is bumping 14K again. It makes no economic, or any other, sense??? Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 30, 2013 12:23 AM (mkb9H) I assume it's inflation ... ? How has the market performed when measured in, say, Canadian dollars?

Posted by: Steck at January 29, 2013 08:26 PM (RL7U1)

720 685 Someone please tell me why the market is bumping 14K again. It makes no economic, or any other, sense??? ---- inflation gotta show up somewhere

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 29, 2013 08:27 PM (sYTYw)

721 Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 30, 2013 12:13 AM (0SmH0 Ehh. My vote is for the 'Enumclaw" video. Had everything. Action, passion and a twist at the end. Can't go wrong with that.

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 08:28 PM (sqp6o)

722 one last spark of "DOOM!?!" news....

ever wonder if Giggles is a dumbass?

You all know i finally put my foot up Boehner's ass this week....

well what if Boehner is some sort of Diao Chan to Obama's Dong Zhuo?

Other than the humiliation of being a chick in this analogy Boehner quietly kicked Obama's ass on the fiscal cliff....

I know, I know HE RAISED TAXES ELEVENTY!

Well yeah no arguing that sucked....

You know what else he did?

He quietly made the rates for 99% of taxpayers permanent.

He quietly got a permanent fix on the AMT....which Schumer and Pelosi were using to ratfuck us every year.....

so now we head to the sequester....

What does Barry have left to offer?

It ain't pretty. I don't enjoy this week, BUT as a tax prep guy I am looking at Boehner....and I am seeing the smoking scotch sipping Euchre player...

Barack does not even grasp that he just kicked Schumer in the nuts.

Chuck used AMT for leverage every tax season.

If we somehow hold the line on Amnesty or better yet let Obama wreck it by asking for everything and start a full court press with Hispanics....

We *might* have done a few decent things.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:28 PM (LRFds)

723 And to all but Mr self described bad ass Have a good night and Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 08:28 PM (pBcpe)

724 695 Your mama enjoyed it plenty Jeremiah. Begged me to put my first big load on her face as I recall.

Posted by: teej at January 30, 2013 12:26 AM (pBcpe)

Further proof that you are a gay d&d nerd and most likely play world of warcraft where 95% of your mama jokes are born online.

Just accept your gayness and move on. I wont judge you legolas.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:28 PM (+OTLF)

725

"I was pleasantly surprised that even among the "hourly" (30 & 40 something) there are "great Americans" that want an opportunity at a "free market". They realize that they are being punished for simply wanting to work a 60 hour, and be left alone."

Yeah, one thing to remember - the group Obama is targeting and demonizing (white conservatives, particularly white men) is not a small segment of the population. Hitler was smart enough to single out a small minority. Although German Jews were highly influentual, especially in Berlin, they just didn't have the numbers or the power to fight against being completely marginalized and dehumanized. Demonizing nearly half the population of a massive country is another thing all together, even when the MSM is falling all over themselves to behave like Joseph Goebbels.

Hubris will be their downfall. But we're in for some ugly times until then.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 08:28 PM (BStAJ)

726 698- RWC ohhÂ…dudeÂ…yeah, that tops it!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:29 PM (0SmH0)

727 697 Buzzsaw 90,

Helicopter ben is making it RAIIIINNNNN bay-bee!

He has a 40,000,000,000 a week hooker giving Wall $treet quality time

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:29 PM (LRFds)

728 filbert, nyah?

It's the coke zero and cheap brandy, I think.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:29 PM (sgJKA)

729 682 China wont be starting any wars anytime soon.

Fund one yes. Start one? No.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 12:21 AM (+OTLF)

With the one-child policy, any soldier's death would mean the end of his family. They're not going to do anything like Verdun.

That said, they have a crying need for their little princes to find women or the hereafter ASAP. Were I looking at this from a "primitive man" viewpoint, I'd say, "raid the next village -- preferably one as weak as possible."

Which leads one to wonder about http://www.economist.com/node/18586448

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:30 PM (kaalw)

730 Hey everbody. Dunno if ChemJeff is still here or ever was tonight, but Goldy Gopher gets some sweet hoops revenge for the Husker football thrashing earlier. Yee hah

Posted by: zeera at January 29, 2013 08:30 PM (3dXwx)

731 I'm out. But, in parting, my dear fellow morons, I proffer this: "The Constitution is either a superior, paramount law, unchangeable by ordinary means, or it is on a level with ordinary legislative acts and, like other acts, is alterable when the legislature shall please to alter it. If the former part of the alternative be true, then a legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law; if the latter part be true, then written constitutions are absurd attempts, on the part of the people, to limit a power in its own nature illimitable." Thus, the Constitution is either The Supreme Law of the Land, superseding all other laws, or the Constitution is a worthless piece of paper. If the latter, government can do as it pleases. If the former, tyrants have seized sovereignty illegally, it is the duty of the people to put them in their proper place in history. - Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, John Marshall - 1803

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 29, 2013 08:31 PM (mkb9H)

732 cthulhu. re: the PRC sons without wives. Look up the term Ghost Bride. When a man in the Middle Kingdom dies without being married, the family may go out and purchase an unwanted girl, kill her, and bury her with the man as his Ghost Bride. Lovely people the Middle Kingdom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:32 PM (wYPjI)

733 "The Constitution is either a superior, paramount law, unchangeable by ordinary means, or it is on a level with ordinary legislative acts and, like other acts, is alterable when the legislature shall please to alter it. If the former part of the alternative be true, then a legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law; if the latter part be true, then written constitutions are absurd attempts, on the part of the people, to limit a power in its own nature illimitable." Thus, the Constitution is either The Supreme Law of the Land, superseding all other laws, or the Constitution is a worthless piece of paper. If the latter, government can do as it pleases. If the former, tyrants have seized sovereignty illegally, it is the duty of the people to put them in their proper place in history.

- Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, John Marshall - 1803

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 30, 2013 12:31 AM (mkb9H)

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!

Posted by: President Elect Hillary R Clinton from the future...the R is for RATFUCKER BITCH! at January 29, 2013 08:33 PM (+OTLF)

734 what? no Rut like a rabbit?

Posted by: President Elect Hillary R Clinton from the future...the R is for RATFUCKER BITCH! at January 29, 2013 08:35 PM (+OTLF)

735 685 Someone please tell me why the market is bumping 14K again. It makes no economic, or any other, sense???

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 30, 2013 12:23 AM (mkb9H)

Investors are being driven into the market, rather than seeking it out. They envision inflation -- maybe even hyperinflation -- so cash, T-bills, and CDs are out; they (accurately) forecast a real estate crash; there aren't enough precious metals to go around, so they're thinking of equities as "this one's a coal mine, at least digging value out of the ground won't go out of style".

Unfortunately, many equities' balance sheets are stuffed with cash, because they also can't think of anything to do to avoid the coming upheaval.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:35 PM (kaalw)

736 703 698- RWC ohhÂ…dudeÂ…yeah, that tops it! Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 30, 2013 12:29 AM (0SmH0) My apoligies for bringing that up. Just read up on the new laws. Bestiality is now forbidden. But they made another law that it is illegal to videotape the act. I love the government! I'm gonna have a horse F me, but don't tape it 'cause that's illegal. SMOD, get the hell here now ya tease!

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 08:36 PM (sqp6o)

737 RWC, wait a minute... you have a Michelle fetish? eeewwwww

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:37 PM (wYPjI)

738 filbert, that video when Sean and BCocrhan were awake... the sammich jokes would have never stopped.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 08:37 PM (wYPjI)

739

sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:14 AM (LRFds)

Yeah, there are some great moments in that movie. Like when he's telling the cutesy names he made up for the grizzlies: "This is Mr. Chocolate and this is Betsy-Wettsie" or whatever the hell he called them. I was like "No, that is hundreds of pounds of bear meat with some damn sharp claws and teeth attached." Or when he ranted about the "hunters" and stood (at a very safe distance) and girly-threw a stone at them - and the hunters didn't even realize he was there. Yep- it's a perfect picture of tree-hugger idiocy.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 08:38 PM (BStAJ)

740 715

Posted by: jet at January 30, 2013 12:37 AM (IZK8Z)

Unfortunately the banhammer is assfucking your attempts at leaving a pieve of yourself behind on these forums for future generations to ponder.

It's as if

you

never

ted

...

Posted by: President Elect Hillary R Clinton from the future...the R is for RATFUCKER BITCH! at January 29, 2013 08:39 PM (+OTLF)

741 679 .... works on brain waves... I think she lacks such
http://youtu.be/eMwB6p25QYU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 12:20 AM (wYPjI)

That was probably the best cat-ears review that I have ever seen! Makes me want to put the razor away, almost.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 08:39 PM (DBH1h)

742 The questions for the Chi-Com are these:

1st, what would be the most cost-effective way to get rid of their male surplus population in a popular war?

2nd, what country would present the most easy to capture female slaves for the Chinese males soldiers who didn't get killed?

Any Chinese expansion will have two goals:
1) Divert social pressure outward by organizing the surplus male population to a patriotic cause.

2) Gain access to mineral and energy resources necessary to sustain their economic activity.

Both of those goals are met by an advance into Central Asia, without the logistic nightmare of an amphibious operation against Taiwan. The Chinese military and political class know that Taiwan and much of Asia will align itself with China if China demonstrates its capability to stand up to the US.

The scenario I see is a movement by Chinese forces against a Central Asian country, combined with simultaneous uprisings in Malaysia, where the there is a significant Chinese population, as well is among communist groups in other Asian countries. If the US tries to intervene, the PLA and PLAAF will use fighter-bombers and MRBM to force US Carriers away from the mainland, as well as possible stationing of weapon systems and squadrons in Africa to threaten the sea lanes in the region. The goal will be to prevent the US from staging in the Indian Ocean, which would be the closest point from which carrier based planes could support our allies in the region.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 08:40 PM (hpDVh)

743 i have decided that anne hathaway is gay. because her husband is beyond metrosexual and looks like a typical lesbian with a beard.

prove me wrong

Posted by: President Elect Hillary R Clinton from the future...the R is for RATFUCKER BITCH! at January 29, 2013 08:40 PM (+OTLF)

744 BEGONE CANCKLE SOCK!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:41 PM (+OTLF)

745 719 Colorado Alex,

Vietnam will clean their clocks again....

Laos maybe?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

746 714 RWC, wait a minute... you have a Michelle fetish? eeewwwww Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 12:37 AM (wYPjI) Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 08:43 PM (sqp6o)

747 709 cthulhu. re: the PRC sons without wives. Look up the term Ghost Bride. When a man in the Middle Kingdom dies without being married, the family may go out and purchase an unwanted girl, kill her, and bury her with the man as his Ghost Bride. Lovely people the Middle Kingdom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 12:32 AM (wYPjI)

I'm familiar with the term, but I was thinking in the more practical sense -- as Rita Rudner noted, men without women don't even act like humans.....more like "bears....with furniture".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:43 PM (kaalw)

748 720 President ELECT HILLARY!,

Hey HILLARY! That's wishful thinking....

http://youtu.be/5iWxD0GZVVk

Double Vision just for you snookums...

hey Tornado siren's going off...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)

749 719- Alex, all good points. But, an age old factor we must remember- face. Taiwan is a breakaway province from the Kingdom. Reunification must occur. We have stated that we won't allow an invasion by the PRC. Whether we are the paper tiger to them or not, we'll have to see, but Chinese pride and history must be factored into this equation. 720- Agreed! lol

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:44 PM (0SmH0)

750 Cankles will be gone. Her career is done unless she wants to be Senator again, or take a post under Andrew Cuomo in 2016. *under Andrew Cuomo* *gag*

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 29, 2013 08:44 PM (Lxw+T)

751 722 719 Colorado Alex,

Vietnam will clean their clocks again....

Laos maybe?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:42 AM (LRFds)

China is not going to invade for pussy.

come one now....thats like a size 2 runway model mugging Moochelle obama for her Big Mamma triple reenforced control top pantyhose...and i bet the croth on those things stinks so bad it would make your eyes water.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:45 PM (+OTLF)

752 Rabbit Angstrom A Tetralogy: Rabbit Run,Rabbit Redux,Rabbit is Rich and Rabbit at Rest :

stupid fucks he was one of yours

I killed a rattle snake once

I love eating my snakes

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 08:45 PM (IZK8Z)

753 727 George Orwell,

I've been under a wiener....

//K Powers

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds)

754 729 Rabbit Angstrom A Tetralogy: Rabbit Run,Rabbit Redux,Rabbit is Rich and Rabbit at Rest : stupid fucks he was one of yours I killed a rattle snake once I love eating my snakes Posted by: jet at January 30, 2013 12:45 AM (IZK8Z) --raykon is back?

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 08:46 PM (jVAw4)

755 Rabbit Angstrom A Tetralogy: Rabbit Run,Rabbit Redux,Rabbit is Rich and Rabbit at Rest :

stupid fucks he was one of yours

I killed a rattle snake once

I love eating my snakes

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 08:46 PM (IZK8Z)

756 728 Jeremiah GDABO,

Eh maybe....

I was rather fond of the Cambodians and Viets only knew one Laotian family and the gals were weird.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:47 PM (LRFds)

757 Someone tell Ace that Ashley Judd is back on the market.

Posted by: NCKate at January 29, 2013 08:47 PM (niJ61)

758 730 logprof,

Yeah it's been tolloapalooza this week...

I think Jim Messina is giving the OFAs some sugar

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:48 PM (LRFds)

759 Vietnam will clean their clocks again....

Laos maybe?

Central Asian. Think Kyrgyzstan and the area around the Caspian Sea.

In East Asia they'll focus on fomenting uprisings, especially in places like Malaysia and the Philippines in order to slow or prevent the movement of US forces through the region.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 29, 2013 08:49 PM (hpDVh)

760 and there's the wind....

I think they triggered from the raw barometer drop

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:49 PM (LRFds)

761 729 Rabbit Angstrom A Tetralogy: Rabbit Run,Rabbit Redux,Rabbit is Rich and Rabbit at Rest : Posted by: jet at January 30, 2013 12:45 AM (IZK8Z) --"Son of a Gun" http://youtu.be/Np4mAy-HlmQ

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 08:49 PM (jVAw4)

762 727 Cankles will be gone. Her career is done unless she wants to be Senator again, or take a post under Andrew Cuomo in 2016.

*under Andrew Cuomo*

*gag* Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 30, 2013 12:44

Yeah.

Just like there was no way the worst president every who presided over the worst recovery every would be reelected.

Dont bet the house on it.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:50 PM (+OTLF)

763 Clinton vs. Cuomo 2016: who's cooler with teh gheys

Posted by: JDP at January 29, 2013 08:50 PM (8HhF2)

764 Anyone know why Jet is eating snakes?

I mean I heard from a bird that Barry was once something on the side that rhymes with larry or ray.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

765 . 706 cthulhu "That said, they have a crying need for their little princes to find women or the hereafter ASAP. Were I looking at this from a "primitive man" viewpoint, I'd say, "raid the next village -- preferably one as weak as possible."" ... and North Korea fits the bill, or will, once the Chinese figure things out: - They get the N. Korean women, to hand out as rewards to their men; - The N. Korean women, greatly appreciating the ability to EAT REAL FOOD in China and lose the stink of Kim the Chubby Ganganm ButtBoy, will be happy to cooperate. Kim the Chubby Ganganm FanBoy, his family and very many of his Generals and Friends, are headed for a Real Unpleasant End ... ... my guess is something involving a few decades in a sex-segregated work camp ... the kind we only see in satellite pictures ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 29, 2013 08:50 PM (uLmRo)

766 732 Someone tell Ace that Ashley Judd is back on the market. Useful as a camp toilet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 29, 2013 08:50 PM (Lxw+T)

767
i have decided that anne hathaway is gay ... prove me wrong
Posted by: President Elect Hillary R Clinton

Glad to -- just need the opportunity.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2013 08:50 PM (kdS6q)

768 Ta ta for now, 'rons and 'ettes . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2013 08:51 PM (sgJKA)

769 If I had to guess, I'd suspect that Beijing would roll Mongolia next. It's just like Tibet, but north rather than south -- landlocked, remote, difficult to get near, depopulated, with significant resources not being exploited. You could then get a bunch of the boyz up there "making their fortune" with very few getting shot -- and it's got enough area to soak up a metric buttload.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:52 PM (kaalw)

770 Just like there was no way the worst president every who presided over the worst recovery every would be reelected. It isn't that. It's that she's old, incompetent, a carpetbagger and a lousy campaigner. Cuomo won't let her stand in his way and neither will Deval Patrick.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 29, 2013 08:52 PM (Lxw+T)

771 737 Jeremiah GDABO,

I am quite frankly betting it all on idiocy...

They run Michelle Dorn-Obama we'll elect her, they run HILLARY! we'll elect her, they run Van Jones we'll elect him.....

They run a sack of shit that the magic talky flashy box says "cares for you" we'll elect it.....

I have learned my lesson....

Ba-Ron-Ko has electrolytes!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds)

772 739 Anyone know why Jet is eating snakes?

I mean I heard from a bird that Barry was once something on the side that rhymes with larry or ray.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:50 AM (LRFds)

Snake is short for Trouser Snake. Trouser snake is a euphemism for penis. Jet is eating penis.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:53 PM (+OTLF)

773 They run Michelle Dorn-Obama we'll elect her, they run HILLARY! we'll elect her, they run Van Jones we'll elect him..... Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:53 AM (LRFds) You assume that there would be this thing you call an "election" by then...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 08:54 PM (Vk2pI)

774
They run a sack of shit that the magic talky flashy box says "cares for you" we'll elect it.....

I have learned my lesson....

Ba-Ron-Ko has electrolytes!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 12:53 AM (LRFds)

you know it my friend.

and the push to get those 20 million plus illegals legal to vote is pretty much gonna guarantee it.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:54 PM (+OTLF)

775 G'night morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 29, 2013 08:55 PM (BStAJ)

776 745 Cthulu,

There was some Mongolian porn chick I saw dancing once....long time ago.

Really odd look to her a mix of Chinese and almost eskimo...which "makes sense" i guess....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

777 Holy shit La Cienega Boulevard is buckling. The road is ungulating.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 08:55 PM (DLXZb)

778 You assume that there would be this thing you call an "election" by then...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2013 12:54 AM (Vk2pI)

Pretty sure by then to make it more "cost effective" they will allow voting by phone just like on American Idol, and you will have 4 hours to vote as many times as you like until the lines close...results on the wednesday night finale.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 08:56 PM (+OTLF)

779 749 TPH,

ah we'll have 'em just for the majesty of the pageant....

it'll be like a rainbow of stupid

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:56 PM (LRFds)

780 The one night I stay sober and a road plays Dali. God L.A. is a shithole...

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 08:56 PM (DLXZb)

781 740 . 706 cthulhu

"That said, they have a crying need for their little princes to find women or the hereafter ASAP. Were I looking at this from a "primitive man" viewpoint, I'd say, "raid the next village -- preferably one as weak as possible.""

... and North Korea fits the bill, or will, once the Chinese figure things out:

- They get the N. Korean women, to hand out as rewards to their men;

- The N. Korean women, greatly appreciating the ability to EAT REAL FOOD in China and lose the stink of Kim the Chubby Ganganm ButtBoy, will be happy to cooperate.

Kim the Chubby Ganganm FanBoy, his family and very many of his Generals and Friends, are headed for a Real Unpleasant End ...

... my guess is something involving a few decades in a sex-segregated work camp ... the kind we only see in satellite pictures ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 30, 2013 12:50 AM (uLmRo)

I don't think they'd move in -- they'd only inherit the problems. Loot out the women? Yeah, that could be part of the plan. Thing is, you'd have to do it gradually because the womenfolk would have to give up the default Korean hardassery to fit in to Chinese society.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:56 PM (kaalw)

782 Anyone hearing that Boy Scouts are goi to give in to the gay lobby?

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2013 08:56 PM (3f/jH)

783 756 CAC,

smile, it's a metaphor for America....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds)

784 later amigos. buenos noches. just practicing my espanol for the new 20 million illegals that get free citizenship when this gang of shitbirds puts the final nail in the coffin and seals a dem victory from now until our demise. DOOM!!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 29, 2013 08:57 PM (0SmH0)

785 You assume that there would be this thing you call an "election" by then... Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2013 12:54 AM (Vk2pI) Yep.

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 08:57 PM (sqp6o)

786 There will be an election, alright. But with the millions of new Democrat voters Rubio's plan will legalize, they won't have to cheat as badly as in 2012.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 29, 2013 08:57 PM (Lxw+T)

787 Cognitive dissonance on a cosmic level. They'll feel like Timothy Treadwell must have felt like when he woke up to find a bear gnawing on him. "But Mr. Grizzly, don't you know I love you? I'm a friend of yours! Please don't eat me!" Posted by: Donna V. at January 30, 2013 12:12 AM

Kind of like the idiot lefty hippies who stood on the observation deck on the Library Tower in downtown L.A. welcoming the alien ship in ID4. They thought they were ushering in utopians until the hot plasma vaporized them

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 08:57 PM (wwsoB)

788 Holy shit La Cienega Boulevard is buckling. The road is ungulating. Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 12:55 AM (DLXZb) Earthquake?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)

789 757 Cthulu,

eh *maybe* it's be kinda like taking a TN girl from the hills up to NYC in some ways....

I really do wonder how much the Norks have fucked up tradition....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 08:59 PM (LRFds)

790 758 Anyone hearing that Boy Scouts are goi to give in to the gay lobby? Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 12:56 AM

Let me show you how to start a campfire by rubbing two sticks together

Posted by: Mr Garrison, Scoutmaster at January 29, 2013 08:59 PM (wwsoB)

791 jet et schwanz

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 08:59 PM (jVAw4)

792 Hagrid's Mom has got it going on

or

http://tinyurl.com/be8bqen

BOC The Old Gods Return

meanwhile on one of the other topics

This side of any blowup I dunno if Obamacare or The Great Society is costing more we don't have but TFG's dicking around with the current landwarinasia is killing more troops than it should but at least 2 orders of magnitude less than LBJ's.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 08:59 PM (+2J5c)

793 764 Holy shit La Cienega Boulevard is buckling.
The road is ungulating.

Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 12:55 AM (DLXZb)

Earthquake?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2013 12:58 AM (Vk2pI)

More likely, unionized road-construction crews.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 08:59 PM (kaalw)

794 758 Anyone hearing that Boy Scouts are goi to give in to the gay lobby?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 12:56 AM (3f/jH)

Man yeah thats perfect.

I think every young man could benefit from the education of being a boy scout.

And getting their ass-cherry popped by the gay troop leader on that weekend camping trip....definitely worth a new badge..The Brokeback Mountain Merit Badge, and a t-shirt that says, "I went camping with the boyscouts and all i got was this T-Shirt and my gay scout leaders cock up my ass."

Just a bad idea.

Infiltrate and destroy from within seems to be working as planned.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 09:00 PM (+OTLF)

795 More likely, unionized road-construction crews. Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2013 12:59 AM (kaalw) union workers... actually working???

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 09:01 PM (Vk2pI)

796 http://youtu.be/-Vw2CrY9Igs

Ba-Rahn-Ko has got electrolytes....

*siigh*

"we can just print MONEY!"

Shut the fuck up Krugman

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:02 PM (LRFds)

797 More likely, unionized road-construction crews. Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2013 12:59 AM (kaalw) This. No earthquake. Trying to check out some images of it, but apparently people calling into CalTrans reported a sizable hole/tear in the roadway in addition to the buckling. I'm glad I live in SB County- LA County is literally falling apart at this point, and my jackass gov wants to build a high speed choo choo?

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 09:03 PM (DLXZb)

798 718 679 .... works on brain waves... I think she lacks suchhttp://youtu.be/eMwB6p25QYU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 12:20 AM (wYPjI)

That was probably the best cat-ears review that I have ever seen! Makes me want to put the razor away, almost.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 30, 2013 12:39 AM (DBH1h)

.... and then I watched a little more and discovered that there is a keen mind behind that cute little body. Just wanted to correct my earlier derision. You go girl! Keep writing that code. http://tinyurl.com/aahuyta

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 09:03 PM (DBH1h)

799 771 More likely, unionized road-construction crews.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2013 12:59 AM (kaalw)

union workers... actually working???

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2013 01:01 AM (Vk2pI)

Oh, they do! Gotta put that shiny veneer over all the steps they skipped or half-assed.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 09:04 PM (kaalw)

800 Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 01:03 AM (DLXZb) --You can make crazy-ass maps but you can't take a cell phone pic to post? Come on, man!

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 09:05 PM (jVAw4)

801 No earthquake. Trying to check out some images of it, but apparently people calling into CalTrans reported a sizable hole/tear in the roadway in addition to the buckling. I'm glad I live in SB County- LA County is literally falling apart at this point, and my jackass gov wants to build a high speed choo choo? Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 01:03 AM (DLXZb) Hmmm, reminds me of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gate_(film)

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 09:05 PM (Vk2pI)

802 Sgt. Yemana: "My grandfather had a saying - many things look bleak at the moment of occurrence, but at least we ain't got locusts."

Posted by: soggybottom at January 29, 2013 09:06 PM (svUWI)

803 Ever time I post, I get jammed to the top of the ONT with the "HOPELESS" sign, and I think of http://tinyurl.com/9wvuqay

Now THAT's hopeless.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 09:06 PM (kaalw)

804 can't think of anything to do to avoid the coming upheaval.

Who does that "I've got nowhere else to go" cry?

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 09:06 PM (+2J5c)

805 i believe in
marcona almonds

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 09:07 PM (IZK8Z)

806 If Barack had a son it would dance like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=939GAgR92Us

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 09:08 PM (+OTLF)

807 756 The one night I stay sober and a road plays Dali. God L.A. is a shithole... Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 12:56 AM (DLXZb) Is this some performance art or some shit?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 29, 2013 09:08 PM (KQ53P)

808 . 757 cthulhu "I don't think they'd move in -- they'd only inherit the problems. Loot out the women? Yeah, ..." The Chinese could move into Mongolia and/or Manchuria. They have reasonably good historical claims, or rather, historically, at one time, both owned China. But neither will support large populations, so unless there are resources to be had (and there may be) ... why move in now? Korea has spent much time as a Chinese vassal, so China moving in, one way or another, has precedent. As for "inheriting the problems": N. Korea and Kim the ButtBoy ARE effectively creatures of their making, and N. Korea has a very long border with China ... which is better: moving the Chinese border south to the 38th parallel, or sharing a very long border with S. Korea?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 29, 2013 09:08 PM (uLmRo)

809 If it makes you all feel better, per that dimension video yesterday we're all already dead anyway.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 09:08 PM (DLXZb)

810 Irresolute, with all of her cutting the camera to reshoot, thought I was having a seizure or something. So next time she better practice her spleef more... or just start anew after the third time she had to readjust.

Now for some truly WTFrak from Japan - http://youtu.be/6VU0TVQtPv0

Oyasumi minna, kiokitsene.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2013 09:08 PM (wYPjI)

811 We got out of the Depression with our entry into WW II

Although we have the best equipped and technically proficient military, as a nation we could not withstand the casualty numbers of that war. American deaths were 400,000 and proportional to the US population today the deaths would be close to a million.

We have "grim milestones" with an 11 year total of 5,000 deaths. Think the nation with the MSM we have today could withstand a million special snowflakes dying in battle?

Realistically, we cannot wage war against a nation with more than 15 percent of our population. We also wouldn't have the two oceans that protected us from the technological capabilities of our enemies

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 09:09 PM (wwsoB)

812 786 KBDaBear,

No we had grim milestones right up until Jan 2009....

then there were no more deaths*

*that matter towards milestones.

Save freedom, kick a journalist

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:11 PM (LRFds)

813 Night all. Here is some mood music for tonight's thread: "The Morrigu" from the Black Aria by glenn danzig. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VmcQbh76Rw

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2013 09:11 PM (Vk2pI)

814 Hopelessness is... having one's desktop IP banned on AoS. Hyar are some, uh, lines that rhyme, for tonight's downlifting theme, from my website's Best of Spirits barrel, ironically-ish. More the personal doomy though. Murphy Slaw My life is in such awful shape! The reason is because My life is based on Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong does! Not only does it all go wrong, it goes wronger every day! And it doesn't all just go wrong, it goes wrong in the very worst possible way! Each choice invokes catastrophe! Doesn't matter what I do! On the left path lies disaster! Disaster lies on the right path, too! Some people just have a talent, a gift, that sets them above the throng. My God-given gift is ability to be perpetually, totally wrong!

Posted by: Mindfulguy at January 29, 2013 09:11 PM (bDqG/)

815 The road is ungulating.

Don't have a cow man.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 09:12 PM (+2J5c)

816 *undulating. Dang morons and your knowledge of cows.

Posted by: CAC at January 29, 2013 09:14 PM (DLXZb)

817 791 Kdbabear, different kinda war. Russia remains our only real threat.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 01:12 AM (k8qQE)

Stop Trolling us Mitt...if you would have replace Russia with Obama you might be busy in the white house instead of sitting on yo couch trolling the internets under the psuedonym Jean.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 09:15 PM (+OTLF)

818 I'm glad I live in SB County- LA County is literally falling apart at this point, and my jackass gov wants to build a high speed choo choo?

Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 01:03 AM (DLXZb)

Which SB county do you live in?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 09:16 PM (kaalw)

819

CAC at January 30, 2013 12:55 AM

Stop doing the brown acid.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 29, 2013 09:17 PM (+9AX9)

820 No earthquake. Trying to check out some images of it, but apparently people calling into CalTrans reported a sizable hole/tear in the roadway in addition to the buckling.

I'm glad I live in SB County- LA County is literally falling apart at this point, and my jackass gov wants to build a high speed choo choo? Posted by: CAC at January 30, 2013 01:03 AM

Have you had a lot of rain lately? The ground might be mud under La Cienega and it's giving way. I watched the hill across from me on Glendale Blvd come down in the middle of the night in Feb of 2005

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 09:19 PM (wwsoB)

821 Which SB county do you live in? Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2013 01:16 AM (kaalw) Snootchie Bootchies County by the looks of it

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 29, 2013 09:19 PM (KQ53P)

822 787 Save freedom, kick a journalist Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 01:11 AM (LRFds) Read this one, "the enslavement of our press" http://preview.tinyurl.com/bzzf98s

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 29, 2013 09:20 PM (FcHGV)

823
If we treated liberals like this...we would have a lot less problems.

Playing the role of the liberal....a teacher.
Playing the role of the conservative...a police officer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQwQ8AW_WYc

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 09:23 PM (+OTLF)

824 797 Lurkasaurus,

Yeah I tore in Keynes and "Nazis-rightwingerz! bwahahah" earlier...

Nice piece though.

They volunteered, no visit from a guy in a charming leather coat that we know of.....

just "Ba-Rahn-Ko has electrolytes"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:24 PM (LRFds)

825 La Cienega Blvd. Shut Down After Road Buckles

http://tinyurl.com/abaxel9

BALDWIN HILLS, Calif. Â— A two-mile stretch of northbound La Cienega Boulevard is closed Tuesday night after the road began buckling.

The boulevard was shut down between Slauson Avenue and Rodeo Road shortly after 9 p.m., according to the LAPD.

Members of the Department of Public Works are at the scene inspecting the damage.

It was unclear what caused the road to buckle.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 09:24 PM (wwsoB)

826 798 JGDABO,

hahaha the female cop that took down Hasan vs Ayers....haha

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:25 PM (LRFds)

827 785 Irresolute, with all of her cutting the camera to reshoot, thought I was having a seizure or something. So next time she better practice her spleef more... or just start anew after the third time she had to readjust.

Now for some truly WTFrak from Japan - http://youtu.be/6VU0TVQtPv0

Oyasumi minna, kiokitsene.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 01:08 AM (wYPjI)

Agreed, and good night to you too (death to the preposition that preys upon the blood of the peeps, minna-san!).

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 09:26 PM (DBH1h)

828 One look at the local stories on the KTLA web site and I am thankful I don't live there anymore

It's a damn shame that the place turned to complete shit

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 09:29 PM (wwsoB)

829 803 KBDaBear,

so you left back in '49 then?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:29 PM (LRFds)

830 804 Jet,

YEah?

Tell me more in the millisecond you're here

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:30 PM (LRFds)

831 glick

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 09:33 PM (IZK8Z)

832 805 804 Jet, YEah? Tell me more in the millisecond you're here Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 01:30 AM (LRFds) 806 glick Posted by: jet at January 30, 2013 01:33 AM (IZK8Z) --jet = raykon = fucktard

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 09:34 PM (jVAw4)

833 Am I dreaming ( having a nightmare, really) or did I just read somewhere on the net that Kerry is now our new Sec'y of State? One more thing to add to this hopeless thread.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 29, 2013 09:35 PM (53riN)

834 807 RondinellaMamma,

Cheer up it could be worse Obama could have been sworn in again or something

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:37 PM (LRFds)

835 806 Logrpof,

Yeah I enjoy reminding it it is a five alarm troll...

trolling=stupid

trolling when Pixy is Happy Hammering you?=even more stupid

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:38 PM (LRFds)

836 799 797 Lurkasaurus, Yeah I tore in Keynes and "Nazis-rightwingerz! bwahahah" earlier... Nice piece though. They volunteered, no visit from a guy in a charming leather coat that we know of..... just "Ba-Rahn-Ko has electrolytes" Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 01:24 AM (LRFds) It's sad talking to 0bamanite indoctrinated fanatics. I have a couple in my family, it's as if they're living in an alternate universe. The worst was my ex-fil, fanatic democrat. I stood a better chance of insulting a biblical patriarch than Clinton

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 29, 2013 09:38 PM (FcHGV)

837 trolling when Pixy is Happy Hammering you?=even more stupid Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 01:38 AM (LRFds) -- Exactly

Posted by: logprof is god's own drunk and a fearless man at January 29, 2013 09:39 PM (jVAw4)

838 SVEN

DIS VIL FUK YOOR SHEET UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8

hahaha

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 09:39 PM (+OTLF)

839 807 Am I dreaming ( having a nightmare, really) or did I just read somewhere on the net that Kerry is now our new Sec'y of State?

One more thing to add to this hopeless thread.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 30, 2013 01:35 AM (53riN)

HIS NAME IS JOHN KERRY AND HE IS REPORTING FOR DOODI!

THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICHUSSETTESICAN!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 29, 2013 09:41 PM (+OTLF)

840 i believe in god loves me

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 09:43 PM (IZK8Z)

841 i believe in god loves me

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 09:47 PM (IZK8Z)

842 810 Lurkasaurus,

Yeah pretty much...I have a neighbor who is a retired union dem...

nice enough guy so long as you limit the conversation to gout, SMOD, or javelin catching....

We were talking about the then upcoming election and he metioned the economy seeming to still be on wobbly ground.

"yeah it sucks...trillion dollar deficits added to the debt as far as the eye can see the corporations need more capital to put people back to work."

FUCKING BUSH!

so I'm like wow okay the guy feels strongly

"yeah Bush didn't do as well as I'd have liked but you know 7 trillion more in 4 years"

OBAMA CUT THE DEBT!

"oh uh I mean you get that if you carry an amount over on your credit card it is not just that month's overage but it is added to the tally right?"

Obama has cut the debt, Bush added even more but Obama ended two wars.

"uh um okay you get that "cutting Bush's even higher spending" is really at most reducing the amount of overage on that years' credit card statement....?"

yeah like a fucking wall...

They either really believe this shit, or they are really just trying to self-justify but one terrifies me and the other makes me ponder whether man is redeemable.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:48 PM (LRFds)

843 I just can't see China making a push anywhere considering all the internal problems that they have. IIRC, they have a quite nasty ROP problem in the west, a billion Indians to the south, and the Bear to the north that all would like to take a little something out on them.

I see them moving heavy into Africa, raping it for about a century, then moving on somewhere else. They can send all their soldiers over there, they can kill the local men, hook up with the women who will be happy as shit to actually have something to eat.

As for the race thing with the Chinese, those soldiers will be getting scamper, and getting scamper knows no color.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 29, 2013 09:49 PM (Zd/NW)

844 i believe in god loves me
what???

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 09:49 PM (IZK8Z)

845 811 Logprof,

and it's still at it...Ace must have to pay rent to be in his head so much....

JGABOW,

the AA-12 is nice...wonder if there is any news on the FPS crew murder?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:50 PM (LRFds)

846 815 Mr Caniac,

The Chinese have been engaging in tourism a long, long time.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 09:51 PM (LRFds)

847 The Ten of Wands appears. John Kerry is confirmed as the new Secretary of State. But the harsh sailing will be mellowed from the winds from Colorado ... it's mellow in Colorado now. CALL ME NOW (only $3.99 per minute)

Posted by: Miss Cleo consulting her Tarot Power Deck at January 29, 2013 09:53 PM (uLmRo)

848 ace, should we give her a go

abortion

<da ="Ty" close="fu">

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 09:54 PM (IZK8Z)

849 I managed to note some jet rambling about anal during the flash he was here, and -- oddly enough -- it got me rambling about in the ol' memory banks.

There is a statue in the Bargello, Firenze, that is practically a PSA for homosexuality -- Donatello's David -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donatello%27s_David .

As can be seen in the wikipedia article, there are all sorts of comments about the sculpture, but I've seen it -- it reads as a play for hetero men to go gay, or gay men to go hetero. For me (hetero), it includes feminine motifs in a heroic male nude -- but I can also recognize the idealized male traits designed to attract male attention.

Like so many other works scattered over Firenze, it is a masterpiece -- so beautiful in its own right that the odd double-vision on sexuality hits one unexpectedly. I'd proudly display a copy in my home, and fight to retain my mancard thereafter.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 09:55 PM (kaalw)

850 the other makes me ponder whether man is redeemable. Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 01:48 AM (LRFds) Over on Breitbart there is an interesting article about that show Girls. It mentions that Dunham is somebody famous' daughter. I looked up her dad; he is a famous artist. Then I saw his artwork. So, if you are wondering if man is redeemable, I would have to say, no, not at all.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 29, 2013 09:55 PM (53riN)

851 John Kerry... John Kerry... John Kerry .... let that sink in ... and then look at that first photo in this ONT. is it spelled "Woe"? seems like a good word to me. Woe. (aka: Hopeless)

Posted by: and irresolute at January 29, 2013 09:56 PM (DBH1h)

852

Wow. I just stop by to bitch about something Hillary said in an interview on a replay of Greta, and the whole ONT theme seems to "nail it".

So Greta asks her about general Benghazi stuff, and somehow Hillary gets around to blaming lack of funds (a Democrat's answer to all failures, of course), describing the problem as "going back to the Bush Administration."

So there you have it. We're officially MORE than 4 years into Obamanomics, and the Administration that has spent to most money in history is STILL blaming Bush! - for not budgeting them enough money!!! And Greta basically let her get away with it. So there are really no reporters left, at all.

Hillary 2016: "What difference does it make?"

Posted by: Optimizer at January 29, 2013 09:58 PM (Mxt9o)

853 Head scratcher combo deal. Newegg has a 6-bay NAS box plus a Samsung Galaxy Note 2 together for $799. Which is a good deal if you have the money and desire but why combine those two items?

Posted by: epobirs at January 29, 2013 09:59 PM (kcfmt)

854 ace, should we give her a go

abortion

<da ="Ty" close="fu">

i believe you and yours are wrong about everything.

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 10:00 PM (IZK8Z)

855 Oh, and that deal also include a USB 2.0 2 TB external drive you can break open for your first drive in the NAS. The USB drive only appears if you add the package to your cart.

Posted by: epobirs at January 29, 2013 10:02 PM (kcfmt)

856 As can be seen in the wikipedia article, there are all sorts of comments about the sculpture, but I've seen it -- it reads as a play for hetero men to go gay, or gay men to go hetero. For me (hetero), it includes feminine motifs in a heroic male nude -- but I can also recognize the idealized male traits designed to attract male attention. Like so many other works scattered over Firenze, it is a masterpiece -- so beautiful in its own right that the odd double-vision on sexuality hits one unexpectedly. I'd proudly display a copy in my home, and fight to retain my mancard thereafter. Posted by: cthulhu at January 30, 2013 01:55 AM (kaalw) --Eh, what's wrong with admiring male prowess (see athletics) without going full-on homo? Why is it okay for straight chicks to leer at, bitch at, criticize, and gush at other babes and not have their sexuality probed? Yeesh. ace, should we give her a go abortion Posted by: jet at January 30, 2013 01:56 AM (IZK8Z) --If you say so, pansy.

Posted by: logprof is god's own drunk and a fearless man at January 29, 2013 10:02 PM (jVAw4)

857 822 optimizer,

awesome...so Bush underfunded Benghazi's consulate before Obama toppled Qadaffi by aiding the Muslim Brotherhood and somehow forced HILLARY! to spend more on Jamaica's consulate security than we spent on Libya and BARRY! to yank out TF D from Tripoli?

Cool

Man I miss that evil fucking retarded timelord Bush...

he is to blame for shit 4 years after he leaves office, 3 years before he gets into office, and I'm pretty sure "always."

and Greta just shrugs..."oh okay Hillary...makes sense..."

Yeah Idiocracy we're here.

"welcome to Costco I love you....welcome to Costco I love you..."

FUCK

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 10:04 PM (LRFds)

858 log nut
leave my God alone
do you want to fight?

Posted by: jet at January 29, 2013 10:05 PM (IZK8Z)

859 817 815 Mr Caniac,

The Chinese have been engaging in tourism a long, long time.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 01:51 AM (LRFds)

No doubt, but Africa is to them what the Caribbean is to cruise ships.

Hell, they have been sending them here to the US for years. We had a family who lived up the street from us when we moved into our house 15 years ago, and they moved back to China about 12 years ago. They finally sold the house 2 years ago. The house was vacant and on the market for 10 years. You would think that in that time they would have just said "screw it" and sold it, but I do believe that someone else probably actually owned it, so the family was not in a big hurry to sell.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 29, 2013 10:07 PM (Zd/NW)

860 more "mood" music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUyGOP4TV8

Posted by: Rod Dibble at January 29, 2013 10:14 PM (AWwDY)

861 #827

You'll know the Chinese are ready to make their big move when they build a modern metropolis with no residents atop the ruins of old Detroit.

The project would probably consume more lives than the building of the Panama Canal. Win-win.

Posted by: epobirs at January 29, 2013 10:15 PM (kcfmt)

862 Damn, I had no idea I'd be up tis late.

Posted by: logprof, insomniac at January 29, 2013 10:44 PM (jVAw4)

863 . We can't win a debate about deporting families. We sure as hell can win the debate about demanding respect for our border. If we make the argument.

---------------- ---------------------------------- --------------------------------------

That's from way up there at #245.

If I'm talking to someone who thinks that border control is akin to naziism, I just ask them if they lock the doors to their homes. If so, why?

Posted by: Shiela Jackson Lee at January 29, 2013 10:46 PM (yJYwC)

864 Ack! Off, off, off! Idiotic sock!

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 29, 2013 10:48 PM (yJYwC)

865 Posted by: Shiela Jackson Lee at January 30, 2013 02:46 AM (yJYwC) 832 Ack! Off, off, off! Idiotic sock! Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 30, 2013 02:48 AM (yJYwC) --Wait, so "Damn Sockpuppet" is your normal nick?

Posted by: logprof, insomniac at January 29, 2013 10:51 PM (jVAw4)

866

What is this 4chan!?

I want my regular ONT back, and I want it NOW!

Posted by: Willadamus at January 29, 2013 10:51 PM (1KlHX)

867 I want my regularONT back, and I want it NOW! Posted by: Willadamus at January 30, 2013 02:51 AM (1KlHX) Sorry, Hillary Clinton fucked it up for everybody - and blamed it on Bush.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 29, 2013 10:59 PM (bxiXv)

868 Huh...you saw what I did there.

Inadvertently.

Yes, my normal handle is Damn Sockpuppet. Lace Wigs was taken.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 29, 2013 11:00 PM (yJYwC)

869 I want more life, fucker.

Posted by: Roy Batty at January 29, 2013 11:28 PM (ccXZP)

870 I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Dr. Eldon Tyrell at January 29, 2013 11:29 PM (ccXZP)

871 South Korea has successfully orbited a satellite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFox2Vl3To The launch was at 2:00 am EST. I wanted to watch it live but I couldn't stay awake that long. I went to bed about 11:30, hoping that I'd get lucky and wake up in time. So now it's 4:00, I'm wide awake, and I have to get up for real at 7:00. I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2013 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

872 The launch was at 2:00 am EST. I wanted to watch it live but I couldn't stay awake that long. I went to bed about 11:30, hoping that I'd get lucky and wake up in time. So now it's 4:00, I'm wide awake, and I have to get up for real at 7:00. I hate it when that happens. Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2013 04:02 AM (sdi6R) --Camomile tea and melatonin, mothafucka

Posted by: logprof, insomniac at January 30, 2013 12:05 AM (jVAw4)

873 >> --Camomile tea and melatonin, mothafucka

Yeah, I can see just how well THAT works.

Posted by: logprof, insomniac at January 30, 2013 04:05 AM (jVAw4)

Posted by: logprof, insomniac at January 30, 2013 02:44 AM (jVAw4)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2013 12:17 AM (ccXZP)

874 Here's the NSF.com article about the launch: http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2013/01/south-korea-stsat-2c-via-kslv-1/

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2013 12:18 AM (sdi6R)

875

822, 826

Leftist math; George W Bush = Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 30, 2013 12:20 AM (15w2J)

876 Personally, I don't care if small pulsed weapons can damage the guidance systems of our missiles. What I care about is detonation. Just as long as detonation occurs, I will be happy. Burn,baby,burn. ... sooner rather than later. I want to still be alive to experience this big deal. Can you imagine what would happen if all of the old folks had even half of the heart of the jihadis?

Posted by: and irresolute at January 30, 2013 01:02 AM (DBH1h)

877 Congratulations to our allies, the South Koreans, for launcing a satellite (who decides how to spell these f*cking words, anyhow!... i mean, what a waste of ells ... why use so many G*, F*ing, D*amn many LLLL's in a word?! That's what's wrong with the world! Too many F*ing LLL's!!) .... but I digress... don't get me started on SSS's! ... anyhow, congrats to the anit-NORKS for boosting one into orbit! Go guys!!

Posted by: and irresolute at January 30, 2013 01:13 AM (DBH1h)

878 "Why should I play the Roman fool, and die On mine own sword? Whiles I see lives, the gashes Do better upon them."

Posted by: DriveBy at January 30, 2013 01:33 AM (C9Vc8)

879 I can blame Libya on Dubya! I won fools!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 30, 2013 02:39 AM (Gqoch)

880 The USS Guardian ran aground on a UNESCO World Heritage Site. If this happened when Bush was President...

Posted by: Baldy at January 30, 2013 03:00 AM (opS9C)

881 I imagine there were many scoffers when the German Jews of the 1930's were saying all was lost. There were probably funny cartoons and smug comments. I bet there were scoffers even in the camps...not likely, but maybe one or two.

Posted by: Manti Te'o at January 30, 2013 03:11 AM (T/L2Z)

882 634 Posted by: cthulhu at January 29, 2013 11:59 PM (kaalw)
_________
What are phrases used by Rochester?

Posted by: Baldy at January 30, 2013 03:56 AM (opS9C)

883

Jesus. This was so damned depressing it actually made me laugh. I'm worried about what this says about my psyche.

A la Henri the cat, for Halloween this year I'm going as crippling self-doubt.

Posted by: shinypie at January 30, 2013 04:16 AM (Kz85k)

884 Thank you for this thread - it's the perfect way to start laundry day.

Posted by: votermom at January 30, 2013 04:32 AM (wOIt+)

885 I think the path has been set and we must suffer and burn through the problems before us. It is too late to correct to achieve a good outcome. We now must look a century ahead to rebuild what we want from these ashes. Reestablish core family (I don't care if the parents are all men, women, or one of each) take back the schools, replace the MSM, and then work on politics. I repeat. we cannot solve our problems politically at this time, and I don't want to face a shooting civil war.

Posted by: Mekan at January 30, 2013 05:07 AM (hm8tW)

886 A century? Nah. Don't ever forget that 1920-1970 was only 40 years. A lot happened and changed in that time. Oh yeah, 1970-2010 was forty years too.

Posted by: Cackfinger at January 30, 2013 06:22 AM (CCHli)

887 854 Cackfinger,

Uh...yeah I'm seeing why we are where we are...

1920-1970 is not =40yrs

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 06:29 AM (LRFds)

888 It's a typo Sven. 2 is next to 3 on the keyboard. Is that why "we are where we are"? I thought it was because of INEVITABILITY. Asshole.

Posted by: Cackfinger at January 30, 2013 12:17 PM (CCHli)

889 The 30's was the great depression. The 70's was the beginning of the home computer. Less than 100 years.

Posted by: Cackfinger at January 30, 2013 12:20 PM (CCHli)

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