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October 14, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (10-14-2013)
— Maetenloch

OMFG We're Gonna go through the Debt Ceiling!

Okay. So what does that mean exactly?

Well basically we won't be able to take out any more debt so the government will have to live off daily revenues and whatever pocket change it has lying around. And keep making interest payments to the Chinese.

Rick Moran's take is that it'll be unpleasant but not Armageddon:

OCT. 30
Default happens. By the end of the day, the government is $7 billion short of what it needs to pay all of its bills.

So who gets stiffed?

Everybody, according to the Obama administration.
Treasury says it doesn't have the ability to pick and choose who gets paid. The last time the government faced this situation in 2011, they planned to wait until public coffers were full enough to pay a full day's bills before cutting any checks, according to a Treasury Department watchdog report from 2012.

But not necessarily a default-default since we're capable of paying interest due to bond holders.

In theory, the government could keep bondholders whole indefinitely because tax revenues are more than enough to cover interest payments, and Treasury pays creditors through a separate system than other obligations.

On the other hand Tyler Cowan sees chaos in financial markets, the US technically in default, permanently higher interest rates, cats and dogs living together, and a 10% hit to the GDP and a brand new recession.

And if in the worst case we do default on our bonds, well it wouldn't be the first time:

It has been widely said, including by President Obama that the United States has never defaulted on either the principal or interest of its debt. That's not so.
The United States was in default in the 1780's, after the Revolutionary War and Britain's closing of West Indian ports to American ships threw the country into deep depression. It was that financial crisis that led to the present Constitution.

Then in November of 1814, with Washington, D.C., in ruins and with American soldiers going unpaid, the Treasury defaulted on some bonds. The default was temporary and quickly forgotten as the war ended soon afterwards.
In 1979, another dust up over the debt ceiling caused the Treasury to be late, for up to a week, on redeeming $122 million in Treasury bills. The Treasury blamed it on new word-processing software and called it a "delay," but the market called it a default and the interest rate on T-bills rose 0.6 percentage points and stayed up. A study in 1989 calculated that that cost us $12 billion.

Yeah a 'word processor' delay. I like that.

So where does Obama actually stand on raising the debt limit? Well the last time he voted on it, he was all agin it. Because Bush and failure of leadership or some other bullshit reason.

Who is the Most Unpopular GOP Senator Among His GOP Colleagues?

Not Ted Cruz.

Surprisingly, it's probably not Ted Cruz. The most likely winner is David Vitter of Louisiana, who is mounting a campaign to end government subsidies for congressional health coverage. Polls show that 92 percent of voters dislike the idea of a special Obamacare privilege for anyone on Capitol Hill.

Why? Because he's trying to force Congress to actually follow the law of ObamaCare especially when it applies to themselves.

Vitter responds that the original 2010 Obamacare law barred members of Congress and their personal staffs from continuing to get employer subsidies - worth $5,000 for individual policies and $11,000 or more for family coverage - because they would be buying coverage from the health-care exchanges, where employer subsidies are banned.
When congressional leaders realized what they had done, they chose not to fix it through legislation, because that would have been highly visible fodder for negative campaign ads. Instead, they asked President Obama to direct the Office of Personnel Management to rule that members of Congress and their staffs could continue to get government subsidies even as they bought coverage in the exchanges. Obama did just that in the middle of the August congressional recess, when few were paying attention. Note that in this case the "employer" is the government, so if subsidies are allowed, they would be paid by taxpayers
In another legally dubious move, OPM declared Congress to be the equivalent of a business with fewer than 50 employees, in order to evade parts of Obamacare. That's another special treatment - no other bigger business gets to claim it is merely lots of little businesses.

Mark Steyn on the NPS

At the same time as the National Park Service was holding legal foreign visitors under house arrest, it was also allowing illegal immigrants to hold a rally on the supposedly closed National Mall. At this bipartisan amnesty bash, the Democrat House minority leader Nancy Pelosi said she wanted to "thank the president for enabling us to gather here" and Republican congressman Mario Diaz-Balart also expressed his gratitude to the administration for "allowing us to be here."

Is this for real? It's not King Barack's land; it's supposed to be the people's land, and his most groveling and unworthy subjects shouldn't require a dispensation by His Benign Majesty to set foot on it. It is disturbing how easily large numbers of Americans lapse into a neo-monarchical prostration that few subjects of actual monarchies would be comfortable with these days. But then in actual monarchies the king takes a more generous view of "public lands." Two years after Magna Carta, in 1217, King Henry III signed the Charter of the Forest, which despite various amendments and replacement statutes remained in force in Britain for some three-quarters of a millennium, until the early Seventies. If Magna Carta is a landmark in its concept of individual rights, the Forest Charter played an equivalent role in advancing the concept of the commons, the public space. Repealing various restrictions by his predecessors, Henry III opened the royal forests to the freemen of England, granted extensive grazing and hunting rights, and eliminated the somewhat severe penalty of death for taking the king's venison. The NPS have not yet fried anyone for taking King Barack's deer, but it is somewhat sobering to reflect that an English peasant enjoyed more freedom on the sovereign's land in the 13th century than a freeborn American does on "the people's land" in the 21st century.

Sheriff Joe Is Very Very Busy

Helping negotiate a compromise deal to end the shutdown? As if!

Nope he's busy plotting his 2016 run while vacationing at Camp David, being served by 'essential' federal employees who aren't getting paid.

The vice president is also there with "essential" government workers, who must work despite the government shutdown. That includes his Secret Service detail, as well as the Secret Service details assigned to the rest of his family, and other support staff. They are protecting the Bidens as they vacation -- but aren't getting paid because of the federal shutdown.
...But Biden's absence from D.C. during the government shutdown hasn't gone unnoticed.
"I'm glad that negotiations are going on ... I'm disappointed that twice . we were close to a deal and the Democrats moved the goalposts, in light of the polling data," Republican senator John McCain said this morning on a Sunday show. "Maybe we need to get Joe Biden out of the witness protection program."

'Consider Reducing Your Income by Working Less' to Get Obamacare Subsidy, says SF Chronicle

Welcome to the new and expanded welfare state. Oh and yes it's true - if you're 62 years old in CA and make $1 over the limit, it'll cost you an additional $12,000 or so.

Media Manipulation

Cropping to fit the narrative.

E-book Censorship Campaigns Gains Momentum

Apparently someone discovered that people are writing and selling dirty, kinky e-books.

"The Kernel started an uproar last week when they 'discovered' that the Kindle Store and other ebookstores sell adult content in the erotica category. None of the content is actually illegal, but it is icky enough that the major ebookstores decided to respond by removing anything even vaguely questionable. Unfortunately, they went to far, resulting in an act of censorship the likes of which we haven't seen since Paypal went after the indie ebook distributor Smashwords. The Daily Mail reports that WH Smith went so far as to shut down their website with the promise that it won't reopen until all self-published titles have been removed, and according to BBC News B&N is also deleting content. Numerous authors have reported on KBoards that Amazon and B&N have removed far more than just the titles that feature questionable content like pseudo-incest; they appear to be running keyword searches and removing any title that mentions innocuous words like babysitter, sister, or teenager. And they're not the only ones; there's a new report that Kobo has jumped on the ban wagon as well."

Also writing books is so common in Iceland that 10% of the population has published a book.

How Much of a Dandy Are You?

Be honest. And don't cheat by looking at the points.

18 ) For a pet, you'd prefer:
a) Cat (+3)
b) Dog (+1)
c) Jewel-encrusted tortoise (-2)

19) When it comes to sport, you prefer:

a) Fencing, boxing (+5)
b) Golf (+3)
c) Tennis, etc. (+1)
d) You're like Cecil in "A Room with a View" (0)

David Letterman's Top Ten Things Running Through the Head of the Guy Who Had Sex With a Toaster

"I hear these things also make toast"

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 14, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

2 yo how's the Ron Nation?

Posted by: bill-o at October 14, 2013 06:32 PM (0Npig)

3 apparently I'm a dandy. A real fancy boy.

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 06:33 PM (9gNQd)

4 But is it a glass ceiling?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 14, 2013 06:33 PM (MnSla)

5 Someone make sure Gabe has his fainting couch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 14, 2013 06:33 PM (oFCZn)

6 The government has enough money coming in to pay the debt. ItÂ’s not a big deal. ItÂ’s a big deal to The SCOAMF!

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 06:34 PM (z4WKX)

7 And if Rick Moran told me death valley was hot I'd have to go check.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 14, 2013 06:34 PM (MnSla)

8 Barry even signs his NAME like a douchebag.

Posted by: Ktgreat: at October 14, 2013 06:34 PM (Bl4dy)

9 Schools Indoctrinating Kids to Eviscerate the Bill of Rights It has been said before, but it bears repeating: The Progressive Left are using their deathgrip on public education to brainwash children to due the bidding of, and being the cannon fodder for, the anti-freedom Left. They have been caught repeatedly lying about the 2nd Amendment, and misrepresenting the Bill of Rights as if it were a tool of oppression. Now their child abuse has become even more blatant: A 6th grade class was given an assignment that declared that it has been Â“determined that it is outdated and may not remain in its current form any longer.Â” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3575

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 06:35 PM (Vk2pI)

10 Take this internet test? http://bit.ly/15urXp1

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 06:35 PM (qyfb5)

11 Obama Administration Kicking Sand In Our Face It has been previously noted that the Obama Administration is going out of the way to make people suffer during the government shutdown, even to the point of wasting time and money to do it. They have reached a new low: A sandcastle contest in San Fransisco was shutdown, despite the fact that the beach Â“normally has no lifeguards, no rangers, is permanently open to the public, and requires no funds for day-to-day operationsÂ” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3623

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 06:35 PM (Vk2pI)

12 little symbols in comments indicate flagged by NSA?

Posted by: Yip at October 14, 2013 06:36 PM (/jHWN)

13 Yeah, shitcan David Vitter.

Posted by: L, elle at October 14, 2013 06:36 PM (0PiQ4)

14 ItÂ’s a big deal to The SCOAMF! Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 10:34 PM (z4WKX) A big opportunity to cause more damage - just like every other day. I'm in full-on I Told You So Mode with family and friends.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 06:36 PM (qyfb5)

15 Ted Cruz is making me hate kittens.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 06:36 PM (M1gmo)

16 YER MOM IS GONNA GO THROUGH THE DEBT CEILING I mean, good evening, Horde. I need a massage and some narcotics.

Posted by: Gingy at October 14, 2013 06:37 PM (jt8G9)

17 Life will go on regardless. We can either default now or 10 years from now.

Posted by: JFK at October 14, 2013 06:37 PM (BPKIW)

18 Schools Indoctrinating Kids to Eviscerate the Bill of Rights Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI) *ahem*

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 06:37 PM (qyfb5)

19 Shit. Nvrmnd.

Posted by: L, elle at October 14, 2013 06:37 PM (0PiQ4)

20 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 06:37 PM (JMmQ9)

21 I bet Barack Obama spent a long time working on that signature. Probably expended a lot more effort than he's made doing anything else.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2013 06:38 PM (5H6zj)

22 I mean, good evening, Horde. I need a massage and some narcotics. Posted by: Gingy at October 14, 2013 10:37 PM (jt8G9) Gingy, spoke to your other half for a while this evening.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 14, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

23 Wow, WTFG Luck to lose a game for your ff owners!

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2013 06:38 PM (QDLmK)

24 Heh. South Park Margaritaville episode on now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 06:38 PM (DmNpO)

25 OMG, we're all going to die because we're going to hit the debt ceiling!!!! Go and loot all the Walmarts; Grab every box of instant mashed potatoes you can find!

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 06:38 PM (ZyqBH)

26 Otherwise, in Ork parlance, "Let's get lootin'!"

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 06:39 PM (ZyqBH)

27 5 Someone make sure Gabe has his fainting couch.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 14, 2013 10:33 PM (oFCZn)

Actually nothing here negates what Gabe was saying. Odds are we will hit the debt ceiling. But any real effects won't be felt for a few days/weeks afterwards. There will be pain but there's disagreement on just how much.

Posted by: Mætenloch at October 14, 2013 06:39 PM (pAlYe)

28 I vote for the Vampire Bund to take over DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 06:40 PM (uj8Oa)

29 > Barry even signs his NAME like a douchebag.

Posted by: Ktgreat: at October 14, 2013 10:34 PM (Bl4dy)

I know- that is the fakest, most over-practiced signature I've ever seen-

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)

30 G'night folks.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 14, 2013 06:40 PM (MnSla)

31 As much as I dislike Obama legally the debt has almost nothing to do with the president its all on the congress. They set the budget and by law the president has to follow said budget even if it means borrowing money for it from others to cover the budget that congress passed with out the taxes to cover it. So blame congress who can't even pass or write a budget for the last 4years

Posted by: Bill.S. at October 14, 2013 06:40 PM (RJy0W)

32 My Congressman lied to me in an email that they are not receiving exemption from Obamacare. I know I deleted it and deleted it from mail website. They should suffer too, because I live in MA and all of them voted for it! But I read that there is a loop hole in VitterÂ’s amendment, they can use the military hospitals, etc to set up care there. I know where I read it, but IÂ’m not sure when.

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 06:40 PM (z4WKX)

33 On the dandyism test: 167-under: Affected provincial Since my actual score was 17, I'd take issue with the "affected" part.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2013 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

34 There will be pain but there's disagreement on just how much. *** I think we can all agree that it will be as much as Ted Cruz can possibly inflict upon us.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 06:41 PM (DmNpO)

35
The conservatives should cut up Bronco's Mastercard, and force him to live within our means.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 06:41 PM (pJF+c)

36 Speaking of Walmart, apparently those Walmarts in Louisiana (a bit close to where I live there now) are going to be stuck with most of the bill after Sunday's "unlimited" EBT spree: Walmart to Get Stuck With Most of Food Stamp Shopping Spree http://tinyurl.com/qb3zcxu

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 06:41 PM (ZyqBH)

37 Go and loot all the Walmarts; Grab every box of ~~instant mashed potatoes~~ ammo you can find! Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 10:38 PM FIFY instant mashed potatoes, I gots...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

38 Can't they deal with the debt ceiling by using the Obama Stash and giving China Guam?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 06:41 PM (AO9UG)

39 Smokey the Thug. That about sums it up.

BTW, the privately owned and operated Smokey Bear museum in Capitan, NM, is open to visitors.

http://scoamf.us/F7

If you're in the neighborhood, check it out.

Posted by: Barack at October 14, 2013 06:41 PM (JawqV)

40 It's not a default, it's a prioritization.

Posted by: toby928© at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (QupBk)

41 Take this internet test?

http://bit.ly/15urXp1

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2013 10:35 PM

Yeah, it's bogus, man. I mean who the hell doesn't prefer a jewel encrusted tortoise? And why the hell isn't pith helmet on the options for type of hat worn?

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (9gNQd)

42 Damn.
https://twitter.com/SportsTaxMan/status/389943921042026496

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking beers at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (hO8IJ)

43 First time I've seen his sig. What a prick.

Posted by: Freaked Out! at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (Ve3ng)

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 10:41 PM (ZyqBH)

God, I hope they stop accepting EBT in all Wal-Marts.

That would just fucking rule.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (pkS2f)

45 Gabe needs an intervention.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (AO9UG)

46 Have you seen the signature turned sideways? It looks like a penis. http://tinyurl.com/np5s53v

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2013 06:42 PM (k55Fc)

47 Oh hell yeah, jewell encrusted tortoise ...

Posted by: Joe at October 14, 2013 06:43 PM (PA87H)

48 Ted Cruz is going to push us to default! And CANNIBALISM!! The Middle Class!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 06:43 PM (M1gmo)

49 22 Gingy, spoke to your other half for a while this evening. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 14, 2013 10:38 PM (GEICT) --- Yep, he said. Did you tell him to get me narcotics?

Posted by: Gingy at October 14, 2013 06:43 PM (jt8G9)

50 29-- It's the way I signed my name when I was in the third grade and also, was a freaking girl. And yes, I practiced it, just like Barry-- a grown ass man who is currently President of the United States.

Posted by: Ktgreat: at October 14, 2013 06:44 PM (Bl4dy)

51 Ted Cruz gave the debt ceiling a wedgie and took its lunch money.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 06:44 PM (AO9UG)

52 Walmart should send the bill to Xerox.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2013 06:44 PM (5H6zj)

53 Ted Cruz tooook R JOBS!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 06:45 PM (M1gmo)

54 Guess who just bought the last 60 SKS stripper clips ON THE PLANET? Go ahead, guess. I'll wait.

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 06:45 PM (JMmQ9)

55 Yep, he said. Did you tell him to get me narcotics? Posted by: Gingy at October 14, 2013 10:43 PM (jt8G9) I did not know you needed them, or else I would have.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 14, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

56 Need crystalline crabs and mallets.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 06:45 PM (uj8Oa)

57 Zombie has a piece at PJ Media about the SF Chronicle advice:

http://tinyurl.com/k39mpto

As to how will the Jug Eared Fuck prioritize payments, try and figure out the most assholeish selection process possible, then expect him to top that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 06:46 PM (wNF3N)

58 My Congressman lied to me in an email that they are not receiving exemption from Obamacare. I know I deleted it and deleted it from mail website. *** Semantics. No. They don't receive an exemption from Obamacare. However, what they do receive is an "employer contribution" to purchase Obamacare. 1. Their "employer" is the taxpayer, thus they are receiving a subsidy. 2. Any other American has to qualify for subsidies based upon their income which, for most, is significantly below what Congress makes. They claim that they are just watching out for their poor, hard-working staffs and that removing their exemptions will drive all the talent out of DC. If their staffs are that low-paid, then they can qualify for subsidies in the market like everyone else.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 06:46 PM (DmNpO)

59 Bashir Assad says he will give up his chemical weapons when Ted Cruz does too

Posted by: MTF at October 14, 2013 06:46 PM (fRHUc)

60 God, I hope they stop accepting EBT in all Wal-Marts. That would just fucking rule. Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2013 10:42 PM It certainly would speed up my check-out time

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

61 Have you seen the signature turned sideways? It looks like a penis. http://tinyurl.com/np5s53v Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2013 10:42 PM (k55Fc) No Good Deed, I will take your word for it. Perhaps TFG was thinking about Reggie when he created signature, I am guessing itÂ’s a phony one he made up, to be something to remember like John Hancock on Declaration of Independence. We know he likes to compare himself to other better politicians but he canÂ’t live up to any of them.

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 06:47 PM (z4WKX)

62 As much as I dislike Obama legally the debt has almost nothing to do with the president its all on the congress. They set the budget and by law the president has to follow said budget even if it means borrowing money for it from others to cover the budget that congress passed with out the taxes to cover it. So blame congress who can't even pass or write a budget for the last 4years Posted by: Bill.S. at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (RJy0W) Congress was how we got here, until several years ago when the Senate got their winkies involved in the CR business in a big way, and did their best to block any cuts. Congress has the *legal* responsibility which has been arrogated to some extent by others. But Obama has been doing his *damned* best to keep spending high and make it higher, for example all the massive Free Shit Signups that have dramatically increased the number of people on benefits (to soften the appearance of the depression and set the system up for a Cloward & Piven crash). So basically they have 100% of the blame for their part and he has 100% of the blame for his.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 06:48 PM (qyfb5)

63 Guess who just bought the last 60 SKS stripper clips ON THE PLANET?

Go ahead, guess. I'll wait.

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 10:45 PM

Al Qaeda?

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 06:48 PM (9gNQd)

64 I'm confused. I looked at my paycheck tonight and its still taking out a boatload of taxes. Who is taking this money, if the Federal Government isn't? If it is, then it would seem it is being fully funded from all the taxes it levies. The only difficult it is having is living beyond its means.

So if I understand things correctly, if it defaults and stops paying for things, while getting all this inflow from the rest of us, then we probably need to cut it off too. I'm sorry for the confusion, but Obama keeps on screaming that he's not getting the money he requires. Apparently all of our taxes aren't appreciated.

National Tax Holiday beginning this week?

Posted by: Multitude at October 14, 2013 06:48 PM (mDuPc)

65 I'm sorry for the confusion, but Obama keeps on screaming that he's not getting the money he requires. Posted by: Multitude at October 14, 2013 10:48 PM (mDuPc) You might not yet have noticed that he lies about everything.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 06:50 PM (qyfb5)

66 See you nasty stupid conservatives. If we didn't shut down the government, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and MSNBC would all be talking about Obamacare all the time! We would be pushing delay bills through the House and the Senate! AND we would be shitting skittles and riding bareback on unicorns if you didn't follow that meddling Cruz!!! Jeb Bush/Chris Christie 2016!! Or you're not a republican and hate hispanics!

Posted by: Karl Rove at October 14, 2013 06:50 PM (M1gmo)

67 How do you make a debt ceiling? Do they use drywall or 3d printers.?

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 06:51 PM (okL9f)

Go ahead, guess. I'll wait.

Lena Dunham?

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2013 06:51 PM (pkS2f)

69 Ted Cruz spelled backwards is Zuul. Okay, not quite, but close enough.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 06:51 PM (AO9UG)

70 Straight kid shoots transvestite kid after transvestite kid publicly asks straight kid to be his valentine. Outrage that simply cross-dressing and asking a straight boy to be the transvestite's valentine. Looks like the transvestite wouldn't take NO for an answer and followed the straight kid into the bathroom. http://tinyurl.com/lvpn34p

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 06:52 PM (Vk2pI)

71 54 Guess who just bought the last 60 SKS stripper clips ON THE PLANET? Go ahead, guess. I'll wait. Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 10:45 PM (JMmQ9) DHS? IRS? NOAA?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 14, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

72 69 Ted Cruz spelled backwards is Zuul. Okay, not quite, but close enough. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:51 PM (AO9UG) Oh, I thought it spelled "Kill Grandma."

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 06:53 PM (M1gmo)

73 Guess who just bought the last 60 SKS stripper clips ON THE PLANET? Go ahead, guess. I'll wait. >>

I have a 1000 what's your price?

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 06:53 PM (okL9f)

I thought this little video was funny

http://cheezburger.com/7847619840

Posted by: mallfly at October 14, 2013 06:53 PM (vK0lL)

75 What kind of 'tard signs his name like that?

Sincerely,

OOOO OOOO

Posted by: Jack Lew at October 14, 2013 06:54 PM (gQKHE)

76 72 69 Ted Cruz spelled backwards is Zuul. Okay, not quite, but close enough. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:51 PM (AO9UG) Oh, I thought it spelled "Kill Grandma." Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 10:53 PM (M1gmo) No, that's jwest spelled backwards.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 06:54 PM (AO9UG)

77 Mitt Romney wanted to put black people back in chains, but Ted Cruz beat him to it!!!

Posted by: Joe Muthafuckin Biden at October 14, 2013 06:55 PM (M1gmo)

78 23 Puffy Ashley Judd has him for FFL.

Stomped me without needing to even play tho.

NO ONE showed up to play on my team unfortunately.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 06:55 PM (E7Iyp)

79 I vote for the Vampire Bund to take over DC. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (uj8Oa) Replace a pansy queen with a Loli queen? OK

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 14, 2013 06:55 PM (Vk2pI)

80 Al Qaeda? Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 10:48 PM Comon': everyone knows that Al Qaeda uses the thermonuclear 1000 rounds per second 'xplodey assault rifle AK47. "AK" stands for "Assault Rifle" in some language not found on this planet. They have no use for SKS stripper clips. Guess again.

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

81 We should demand John Boehner hear us, not K Street. And on the Vitter Amendment, while you all are clapping like seals, just remember that like water flowing, Congress will always find a way around Obamacare. But your seal clapping will give them every indication theyÂ’ve done good enough to surrender. I cut the above from Erick Erickson at RedState. Vitter has already found a way around it, but I donÂ’t feel like searching for it more than I have.

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 06:56 PM (z4WKX)

82 I was just reading about how Michelle Obama's garden has grown up and the vegetables are rotting on the vines, all because of the shutdown. RUFKM?! They are letting food rot on the vine because she can't get her ass out there and pick her own garden? Send Sasha and Malia out there to do it. It's not like they have to do dishes or take out the trash. What possible "chores" could they have?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 06:57 PM (DmNpO)

83 No, that's jwest spelled backwards. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:54 PM (AO9UG) You better watch out. The HOA president might write you a strongly worded letter.

Posted by: Joe Muthafuckin Biden at October 14, 2013 06:57 PM (M1gmo)

84 TPH did you see the Colorado incident?

Apparently a boy who identified himself as transgendered was in the girls' bathroom because 'transgendered' and all that. The sexual predator started to harass the genetic girls. When the girls and their parents tried to complain they were threatened. According to the school the transgender bully's rights trumped the rights of everyone else.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 06:57 PM (uj8Oa)

85 That signature, alone, is worth 200 on the dandy scale.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2013 06:58 PM (x2W/k)

86 Mina Tepes is a stronger leader plus has enough cash to pay off the US debt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 06:58 PM (uj8Oa)

87 AAH. Off senile old fool sock!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 06:58 PM (M1gmo)

88 Colts can't do shit against Powder Blue

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 06:58 PM (8sCoq)

89 Send Sasha and Malia out there to do it. It's not like they have to do dishes or take out the trash. What possible "chores" could they have?>>

Learning to say "Let them eat cake" convincingly is an art all it's own.

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 06:59 PM (okL9f)

They are letting food rot on the vine because she can't get her ass out there and pick her own garden?

Her ass doesn't fit through the garden gate.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2013 06:59 PM (pkS2f)

91 TPH did you see the Colorado incident? Apparently a boy who identified himself as transgendered was in the girls' bathroom because 'transgendered' and all that. The sexual predator started to harass the genetic girls. When the girls and their parents tried to complain they were threatened. According to the school the transgender bully's rights trumped the rights of everyone else. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 10:57 PM (uj8Oa) No. Link?

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 06:59 PM (Vk2pI)

92 Jonah Goldberg ‏@JonahNRO 2m

We finally got our SMOD!? RT @capitalweather: Have seen some reports of a fireball (large meteor) in DC area around 8:25 pm. Anyone see it?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 06:59 PM (8sCoq)

93 My best estimate of my dandyism comes in at around 23. There were a few I couldn't score at all. Since it takes 167 to get a passing grade I flunked miserably. I'm weeping into my cravat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 06:59 PM (wNF3N)

94 >>Send Sasha and Malia out there to do it. It's not like they have to do dishes or take out the trash. What possible "chores" could they have? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Peeling grapes for her Highness.

Posted by: Aviator at October 14, 2013 06:59 PM (DI+ja)

95 I take that as proof Goldberg reads AoS

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 07:00 PM (8sCoq)

96 Comon': everyone knows that Al Qaeda uses the thermonuclear 1000 rounds per second 'xplodey assault rifle AK47. "AK" stands for "Assault Rifle" in some language not found on this planet. They have no use for SKS stripper clips.

Guess again.

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 10:55 PM

Al Qaeda has been known to use high capacity stripper clips. But, not Al Qaeda? Ok.... ummmmm... Ted Nugent?

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 07:00 PM (9gNQd)

97 92 Jonah Goldberg ‏@JonahNRO 2m We finally got our SMOD!? RT @capitalweather: Have seen some reports of a fireball (large meteor) in DC area around 8:25 pm. Anyone see it? Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 10:59 PM (8sCoq) Why couldn't it explode like Tunguska when they are all there for the State of the Union?

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:00 PM (M1gmo)

98 Ted Cruz causes Etheline gas, thus makes vegetables rot.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:00 PM (E7Iyp)

99 I have a 1000 what's your price? Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 10:53 PM 22.5Â¢ each, you pay the freight (the astute will recognize this as an opening "low-ball" bid, but not by much) Seriously, you Hickster: if you have SKS stripper clips that you're willing to part with, we should talk

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)

100 TPH, from the Daily Mail
http://tinyurl.com/kb74uaz

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:01 PM (uj8Oa)

101 The Obama Family does not tend gardens. They fertilize them.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:01 PM (AO9UG)

102 Whuttup, horde. Long time, no see. Not quite, since I'm here every day, but haven't chimed in because... So fuckin depressing. Not you guys. The world. Ugh. Can't. Even.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2013 07:01 PM (XyrkB)

103 1000!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking beers at October 14, 2013 07:01 PM (hO8IJ)

104 95 I take that as proof Goldberg reads AoS Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM (8sCoq) We need to get younger guys into Congress, because I guarantee you they would be able to at least find us on the internet. I don't think that Boehner and crew even know how to use a computer.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:02 PM (M1gmo)

105 In fact Obama poo makes the veggies as magical as the ones on an episode of Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:02 PM (AO9UG)

106 We finally got our SMOD!?

-----

clearly a false flag operation -

Posted by: Alex Jones at October 14, 2013 07:02 PM (Pr6hk)

107 I don't think that Boehner and crew even know how to use a computer. He has minions for that.

Posted by: toby928© at October 14, 2013 07:03 PM (QupBk)

108 If you put Ted Cruz's name through a certain Xel'Naga artifact, you realize that Cruz is really Amon, a being of great evil, dark as the Void itself.

Posted by: Emil Narud at October 14, 2013 07:03 PM (ZyqBH)

109 98 Ted Cruz causes Etheline gas, thus makes vegetables rot. Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM (E7Iyp) Well, we all could combat him if we didn't have the shutdown!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:03 PM (M1gmo)

110 Bambi signs his name like a girl, throws a baseball like a girl, wears mom jeans...and people think he's cool. Liberalism really is a mental disease.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 14, 2013 07:03 PM (R3gO3)

111 Al Qaeda has been known to use high capacity stripper clips. But, not Al Qaeda? Ok.... ummmmm... Ted Nugent? Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM You have a point there, otho. I have a couple of extended capacity stripper clips. Fortunately, I have a really big thumb...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

112 82 NDH Uh, that would be racist for any of them to actually have to do "work" or "chores" it is 2013 not 1813, that's what they have staff for /sarc/ I mean how would it LOOK if they were out there on the lawn groping around in the garden getting dirty and picking vegetables like they were in a field or something like that..........

Posted by: lindafell at October 14, 2013 07:03 PM (PGO8C)

113

OMFG the We're Gonna go through the Debt Ceiling!

Okay. So what does that mean exactly FOR MY TRUST FUND?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 14, 2013 07:04 PM (Pr6hk)

114 Ethylene

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:04 PM (AO9UG)

115 Seriously, you Hickster: if you have SKS stripper clips that you're willing to part with, we should talk>>

I have them but I really don't need the money that bad at the price you are willing to pay. They fill a niche in my arsenal for those that I will lend lease to in the burning times.

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 07:05 PM (okL9f)

116 115 lol that was what Firefox said it was. I had no idea obviously

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:05 PM (E7Iyp)

117 He has minions for that. Posted by: toby928Â© at October 14, 2013 11:03 PM (QupBk) Who apparently don't read/see any conservative media telling them how ineffectual, stupid, and weak they all are acting like.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:05 PM (M1gmo)

118 Uh, that would be racist for any of them to actually have to do "work" or "chores" it is 2013 not 1813, that's what they have staff for /sarc/ I mean how would it LOOK if they were out there on the lawn groping around in the garden getting dirty and picking vegetables like they were in a field or something like that.......... *** Because *whispers* slavery.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:05 PM (DmNpO)

119 Even the minions have flunkies.

Posted by: toby928© at October 14, 2013 07:06 PM (QupBk)

120 So you're saying the inner-cities won't look like the Waco Compound, unless Barack purposely stirs unrest

Posted by: David Koresh at October 14, 2013 07:06 PM (Pr6hk)

121 Ted Cruz calls Joe Biden and asks him if his refrigerator is running.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:06 PM (AO9UG)

122 Our 941 tax payment went right through to the IRS on-line today.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 14, 2013 07:07 PM (ejB0r)

123 109 If you put Ted Cruz's name through a certain Xel'Naga artifact, you realize that Cruz is really Amon, a being of great evil, dark as the Void itself. Posted by: Emil Narud at October 14, 2013 11:03 PM (ZyqBH) OH SHIT.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:07 PM (M1gmo)

124

OMFG the We're Gonna go through the Debt Ceiling!

HOW do we plant maize... I would have thought it would be ingrained in my genetics

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 14, 2013 07:07 PM (Pr6hk)

125 Per Sebelius, again from IBD editorial today, TFGcare to bring Western Civilization to its knees! WTF was she thinking when she said this? http://preview.tinyurl.com/pb3cujw

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 07:07 PM (z4WKX)

126 Ok, delurking to say goodnight. See you fappers tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 14, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

127
Well damn. I didn't know this, but Union Pacific is in the process of restoring one of the Big Boys, (# 4014). It's been sitting idle for 25 years or so, (and unpowered for about 50), and was judged a good candidate for full restoration, as opposed to # 4012 which is in Scranton PA...and which is in pretty bad shape, on account of the crappy weather. (still amazing to walk around the huge million pound + beast though).

In three to five years, it's expected to be done, and will, once again, be the largest, most powerful steam locomotive ever.

Linky:

http://tinyurl.com/kb7zybx

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 14, 2013 07:08 PM (sCynV)

128 I can't forgive Ted Cruz for dropping the charges against the New Black Panthers

Posted by: Eric Holder at October 14, 2013 07:08 PM (Pr6hk)

129 119 NDH **SHHHH**

Posted by: lindafell at October 14, 2013 07:09 PM (PGO8C)

130 That Daily Mail piece on the transgender boy harassing girls in the bathroom has as its source CBN. That's about as reliable a place as InfoWars.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 07:09 PM (wNF3N)

131 it certainly is a sign of pussification to create such a contrived and unnatural autograph

mine looks like that squiggle people make to indicate waves on the ocean

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 07:10 PM (8sCoq)

132 128 They just moved a BigBoy from Texas State Fairgrounds to Frisco about 30 miles away.

Its restored and works.. But took a few days to move due to other traffic on the lines.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:10 PM (E7Iyp)

133 In three to five years, it's expected to be done, and will, once again, be the largest, most powerful steam locomotive ever.

Behind the C&O 2-6-6-6 Allegheny that is....

Posted by: Lima Locomotive Works at October 14, 2013 07:11 PM (Pr6hk)

134 Bronco. He's so ...hard to resist!

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 14, 2013 07:11 PM (v1Ckr)

135 You turn around to zip tie some ~~hostages~~ computer cables and *foom*, the conversation leaves you behind! Anyway, I told you so.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:11 PM (qyfb5)

136 evening horde. nice ONT Maet.

Posted by: rich@gmu at October 14, 2013 07:12 PM (ga+7c)

137 Ann, It just goes to show you how widdershins the Left are. They claim that being straight and identifying as the gender you really are (i.e. your biological sex) is a "social construct," but then turn around and declare that doing the opposite is set in stone and that they are "born that way." In truth, a boy being a boy who likes girls is NORMAL, and reacting aversely to abnormality is also NORMAL. As a society, we've been VERY tolerant, to the point of allowing ourselves to be bullied. It is acting as if gender-bending is not only normal, but worthy of the utmost praise, that is a social construct.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 07:12 PM (Vk2pI)

138 132 mine looks like that squiggle people make to indicate waves on the ocean Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 11:10 PM (8sCoq) --- Mine looks like my name.

Posted by: Gingy at October 14, 2013 07:12 PM (jt8G9)

139 The Frisco Big Boy is far from working... It was dragged there by a diesel locomotive.

Posted by: Lima Locomotive Works at October 14, 2013 07:12 PM (Pr6hk)

140 prediction: Indy will score a TD in the last min to win, but not cover the spread to make my 4th or 5th team this week to do so to me.

Its the way Ted Cruz likes to screw me over.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:13 PM (E7Iyp)

141 *fixes CarolT's link* http://bit.ly/1emJ8d1

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:13 PM (qyfb5)

142 Well damn. I didn't know this, but Union Pacific is in the process of restoring one of the Big Boys, (# 4014). It's been sitting idle for 25 years or so, (and unpowered for about 50), and was judged a good candidate for full restoration, as opposed to # 4012 which is in Scranton PA...and which is in pretty bad shape, on account of the crappy weather. (still amazing to walk around the huge million pound + beast though). In three to five years, it's expected to be done, and will, once again, be the largest, most powerful steam locomotive ever. *** FOAMER!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:13 PM (DmNpO)

143 140 Oh my bad. Thought they said on the news that it did.

Either way, I've seen it up close, but that was over 10 yrs ago.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:14 PM (E7Iyp)

144 Its the way Ted Cruz likes to screw me over. **** Long arms and that dude.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:14 PM (DmNpO)

145 SCOAMF wants 1.1 trillion for debt ceiling. I dare him to increase it w/o congressional approval. He will be impeached even with complicit media fawning all over him! Go ahead TFG, increase it.

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 07:14 PM (z4WKX)

146 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for purging Trotsky

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at October 14, 2013 07:14 PM (Pr6hk)

147 They fill a niche in my arsenal for those that I will lend lease to in the burning times. Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM We'll have words soon. My goal is to have 1500 rounds of 7.62x39 on clips; I'll do the inventory tomorrow night and figure out how many additional clips I need. Price negotiable; we'll find a way. heywoodblogger by the way of the Group and / or the hayoo mail-e thingie.

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

148 Just finished my tax returns. Don't talk to me..., just don't.

Posted by: Katheen Sebelius at October 14, 2013 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

149 uh..... ON that dude

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:15 PM (DmNpO)

150 Ugh..., Sebelius sock stuck on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 14, 2013 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

151 Well all I know is that when shit hits the fan I want a legion of these mofo's with me. because vikings don't give a shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2WqQY_xSSM

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2013 07:15 PM (FMbng)

152

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:14 PM (E7Iyp)

Can't wait for the Frisco museum to open (this winter I hope)... I only live 10 miles from it

Posted by: phreshone at October 14, 2013 07:15 PM (Pr6hk)

153 That Daily Mail piece on the transgender boy harassing girls in the bathroom has as its source CBN. That's about as reliable a place as InfoWars. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 11:09 PM (wNF3N) Source for CBN was the Pac. Justice Institute: http://tinyurl.com/jwmoc2l

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 07:16 PM (Vk2pI)

154 I seriously think Sebelius Wormtongue was just badly juggling words there, and IBD is interpreting it a little tendentiously. Mind you, it *is* what the efftards in this maladministration are *doing*. I just don't think that was the admission they think it was. She is admitting, obliquely, that she's basically anti-capitalist. Also lying about why everything is already fusterclucked.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:16 PM (qyfb5)

155 119 Uh, that would be racist for any of them to actually have to do "work" or "chores" it is 2013 not 1813, that's what they have staff for /sarc/ I mean how would it LOOK if they were out there on the lawn groping around in the garden getting dirty and picking vegetables like they were in a field or something like that.......... *** Because *whispers* slavery. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM (DmNpO) That's okay. Ted Cruz can just loan them some of his slaves. He only needs four of them to cart him around on his litter whilst he looks over his plantation.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:16 PM (M1gmo)

156 " but the market called it a default and the interest rate on T-bills rose 0.6 percentage points " ________ OH MY FUCKING GOD 0.6% Run for your lives the end is here

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 14, 2013 07:17 PM (fSKOI)

157 Don't the Brits have a modern-design steam loco running?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 14, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

158 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for passing Obamacare so that the IPAB will leave me on an iceflow to die.

Posted by: Eskimo Grandma at October 14, 2013 07:17 PM (Pr6hk)

159 I scored a negative 25 on the dandy quiz. Someone pass me the Bud and Cheetos while I scratch this itch here...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2013 07:18 PM (5J54Q)

160 Someone tweeted this into my timeline today. I can't remember who. It's 7M long. http://t.co/W8YDkFsKo3

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

161 Cardinals stunk up the field tonight. Pee-u.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 14, 2013 07:18 PM (bCEmE)

162 153 Cool. I'm gonna take my nephew sometime. Tho hes a bit ADD, so I'm not sure how he will take it.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:18 PM (E7Iyp)

163 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for sending me to Little Bighorn

Posted by: George Custer at October 14, 2013 07:19 PM (Pr6hk)

164 164 "You go down there. You go down there, and you WILL DIE!"

Posted by: Little Big Cruz at October 14, 2013 07:20 PM (E7Iyp)

165 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for authorizing Wing Attack Plan R

Posted by: General Ripper at October 14, 2013 07:20 PM (Pr6hk)

166 > Someone tweeted this into my timeline today. I can't remember who.

I saw that too- the stuff of nightmares

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 07:20 PM (8sCoq)

167 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for getting me involved in White Water

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 14, 2013 07:21 PM (Pr6hk)

168 TPH, they doth project too much. Imposing their theories upon nature is the height of human hubris. Did not work in France or in the USSR and its New Soviet Man. Like creating 'raptors, but far more subtle in destruction as opposed to ripping one's guts out via a foot claw.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:21 PM (uj8Oa)

169 I must have missed the latest Ted Cruz meme today

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 07:21 PM (8sCoq)

170 159 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for passing Obamacare so that the IPAB will leave me on an iceflow to die. Posted by: Eskimo Grandma at October 14, 2013 11:17 PM (Pr6hk) You think your safe on that iceflow, bitch? Ted Cruz will be coming for you once he's finished down here.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:21 PM (M1gmo)

171 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for what he did over Macho Grande!

Posted by: Ted Striker at October 14, 2013 07:21 PM (E7Iyp)

172 Now. Say. My. Name.

MFM (crapping their pants): ...Heisenberg.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at October 14, 2013 07:21 PM (7EoL1)

173 170 I must have missed the latest Ted Cruz meme today Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 11:21 PM (8sCoq) It started in Gabe's fainting on the couch thread below.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:22 PM (M1gmo)

174 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for telling me to leave the top down

Posted by: JFK at October 14, 2013 07:22 PM (Pr6hk)

175 Oh well, too late to ask for Ryan Mathews to have his leg fucking broken.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2013 07:22 PM (4BA+Y)

176 that guy needs to get over himself

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 07:23 PM (8sCoq)

177 BTW, anyone else on Reddit?

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 07:23 PM (Vk2pI)

178 History Channel has a marathon of "Ancient Aliens" on tonight. It's a welcome relief from the other "reality" we inhabit.

/just saying...

Posted by: shibumi at October 14, 2013 07:23 PM (25HWz)

179 Cruz - yeah, haven't gotten my fill of socking this meme

Posted by: phreshone at October 14, 2013 07:23 PM (Pr6hk)

180 170 174 Yeah, all that ails us = Ted Cruz.

if it weren't for him, the Dinosaurs would still be here!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:23 PM (E7Iyp)

181 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for getting involved in a land war in Asia.

Posted by: That bald guy from The Princess Bride at October 14, 2013 07:24 PM (5J54Q)

182 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for telling me that 'malaise' will kill

Posted by: James from Plains, Georgia at October 14, 2013 07:24 PM (Pr6hk)

183 Now my night is complete. Rove is on Bill O! Time to put something on demand. I do not like Hannity taped at times like this, Bill O is taped earlier in the day. The only live show during prime time is KellyÂ’s. Fox is going to lose ratings because so many are taped.

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 07:24 PM (z4WKX)

184 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for driving me to Reno

Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 14, 2013 07:25 PM (Pr6hk)

185 181 170 174 Yeah, all that ails us = Ted Cruz. if it weren't for him, the Dinosaurs would still be here! Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:23 PM (E7Iyp) Well, we are glad that he exists.

Posted by: Mammals-Former Dinosaur Food at October 14, 2013 07:25 PM (M1gmo)

186 TPH, they doth project too much. Imposing their theories upon nature is the height of human hubris. Did not work in France or in the USSR and its New Soviet Man. Like creating 'raptors, but far more subtle in destruction as opposed to ripping one's guts out via a foot claw.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 11:21 PM

I don't get the "creating raptors" thing.

Posted by: dr henry wu at October 14, 2013 07:25 PM (9gNQd)

187 "Ancient alien theorists suggest that all politicians are descended from the psychologically unstable aliens who created humans to mine gold at the beginning of human history."

Posted by: shibumi at October 14, 2013 07:25 PM (25HWz)

188

Captain Whitebread-

cracks open a bud. enjoy.

***He will be impeached even with complicit media fawning all over him! Go ahead TFG, increase it.***

Doubtful he would get convicted in the Senate or even impeached in the house.Think of all the outrages and he was *reelected*.

Posted by: rich@gmu at October 14, 2013 07:26 PM (ga+7c)

189 I blame Ted Cruz for leaving that gate openÂ…

Posted by: Constantine XI Palaiologos at October 14, 2013 07:26 PM (Vk2pI)

190 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for making me shoot that man in Reno.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at October 14, 2013 07:26 PM (5J54Q)

191 "Ancient alien theorists suggest that all politicians are descended from the psychologically unstable Ted Cruz who created humans to mine gold at the beginning of human history."

FIFY

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:26 PM (E7Iyp)

192 "Ancient alien theorists suggest that all politicians are descended from the psychologically unstable aliens who created humans to mine gold at the beginning of human history."

Posted by: shibumi at October 14, 2013 11:25 PM

Close.

Posted by: terl at October 14, 2013 07:27 PM (9gNQd)

193 TPH we need an Electronic Thumb or Enterprise-A.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:27 PM (uj8Oa)

194

Default happens. By the end of the day, the government is $7 billion short of what it needs to pay ***all*** of its bills.

stopped reading after this. Not paying for the free shit army stuff is not a default, technical or otherwise.

Posted by: rich@gmu at October 14, 2013 07:27 PM (ga+7c)

195 Barry even signs his NAME like a douchebag.
Like a 14-year-old.

BTW, anyone want some dessert? It's linked in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at October 14, 2013 07:27 PM (eJvk4)

196 Johnny Cash posts...then Zombie Johnny Cash. I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for breaking the space-time continuum.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2013 07:28 PM (5J54Q)

197 170 174 Yeah, all that ails us = Ted Cruz. if it weren't for him, the Dinosaurs would still be here! Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:23 PM (E7Iyp) We blame Ted Cruz for denying us dinosaur rape porn with real dinosaursÂ…

Posted by: Perverted Horny Housewives Everywhere at October 14, 2013 07:28 PM (Vk2pI)

198 Damn Cruz for selling me those Tulip futures!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 14, 2013 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

199 The 7 meter croc is reported elsewhere as 5 meters. And the pictures appears to be from 2012.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:28 PM (qyfb5)

200 Source for CBN was the Pac. Justice Institute:

http://tinyurl.com/jwmoc2l

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 11:16 PM (Vk2pI)

And that is an advocacy group, which put out a press release that they had their lawyer send a letter. It's one side of the story.

Look, it actually creeps me out to think that boys can use the girls restrooms as a matter of course. Something is not right with that picture, at all. Maybe the transgenders should be given access to the faculty restroom. After all, they are the adults in the room

Or maybe say to hell with it and go with unisex bathrooms. Everywhere. And watch the lawsuits blossom as soon as someone gets raped.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 07:29 PM (wNF3N)

201 >>>Like creating 'raptors,
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 11:21 PM

Clever girl.

Posted by: Robert Muldoon at October 14, 2013 07:29 PM (7EoL1)

202 188 "Ancient alien theorists suggest that all politicians are descended from the psychologically unstable aliens who created humans to mine gold at the beginning of human history." Posted by: shibumi at October 14, 2013 11:25 PM (25HWz) Yeah. I bet they were white alien crackers who created the black man to be their slaves. PLEASE LET ME BE RELEVENT!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 14, 2013 07:29 PM (M1gmo)

203 I will never forgive Ted Cruz for flooding New Orleans

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

204 Yep, Ted Cruz blew up the levees around the 9th ward too

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:30 PM (E7Iyp)

205 Cruz? Viton O-rings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 14, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

206 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for wanking it in an adult theatre

Posted by: Paul Ruebens at October 14, 2013 07:31 PM (Pr6hk)

207 Politicians descended from that sub-set of the gene pool that sanitized telephones.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:31 PM (uj8Oa)

208 The 7 meter croc is reported elsewhere as 5 meters.

And the pictures appears to be from 2012.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2013 11:28 PM

It's just a littl'un.

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2013 07:32 PM (9gNQd)

209 TPH we need an Electronic Thumb or Enterprise-A. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 11:27 PM (uj8Oa) Â…or the Doomsday machine to fill in for the absent SMOD

Posted by: Commodore Matthew Decker at October 14, 2013 07:32 PM (Vk2pI)

210 Rove blamed Cruz for taking Congress eyes off TFGcare by defending it. Instead congress could have spent time on medical device tax, etc and now weÂ’ve got noting. How much money did Rove raise in 2012 to fund American Crossroads? I believe it was half a billion and they did not win one congressional or senate rate. They may have won one. I know batting record for him sucks. I donÂ’t remember 2000 election nightmare, because I was going through a lot that year. If Karl was so brilliant, he would have brought GWB a win so big that there were no recounts. etc. Now Juan Williams is on. Good night Horde. IÂ’m going to watch something on demand.

Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 07:32 PM (z4WKX)

211 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for fighting dogs

Posted by: Ron Mexico at October 14, 2013 07:32 PM (Pr6hk)

212 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for personally not carrying Mitt Romney across the finish line.

Posted by: Karl Rove at October 14, 2013 07:32 PM (M1gmo)

213 Unfortunately, Pocho The Friendly Croc died of old age in 2011, but the videos keep showing up: http://bit.ly/15SSh7R

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:32 PM (qyfb5)

214 Ted Cruz was captain of the B Ark.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:33 PM (E7Iyp)

215
Ted Cruz speaks Spanish live a Peruvian.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:33 PM (pJF+c)

216 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for letting the red-shirts die

Posted by: Sulu at October 14, 2013 07:34 PM (Pr6hk)

217 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for dropping that T-virus sample in the Arklay Mansion.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 07:34 PM (ZyqBH)

218 Or maybe say to hell with it and go with unisex bathrooms. Everywhere. And watch the lawsuits blossom as soon as someone gets raped. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 11:29 PM (wNF3N) Remember, only straight White cis-gendered males can be rapists, or any other type of oppressor. If it involved anyone else, it is the fault of the Kyriarchy, and thus till straight White cis-gendered males' fault.

Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at October 14, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

219 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for fathering Luke Russert

Posted by: Tim Russert at October 14, 2013 07:35 PM (Pr6hk)

220 Unfortunately, Pocho The Friendly Croc died of old age in 2011, but the videos keep showing up: *** Â“I just wanted him to feel that someone loved him, that not all humans are bad,Â” Chito told The Tico Times in 2007. Â“I love all animals, especially ones that have suffered.Â” Give me a break!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

221 Give me a break! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 11:35 PM (DmNpO) Dude tamed a crocodile and taught it tricks, and that ain't nothing.

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:36 PM (qyfb5)

222 Too bad they scrapped all the Milwaukee Hiawathas...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 14, 2013 07:36 PM (x4x3r)

223
Ted Cruz' family owns Cruz Blanca beer company in Guadalajara.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:37 PM (pJF+c)

224 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz and his cow for setting Chicago ablaze

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at October 14, 2013 07:37 PM (Pr6hk)

225 I will never forgive Ted Cruz for stranding me on Ceti Alpha VÂ…

Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh at October 14, 2013 07:37 PM (Vk2pI)

226

Well he is really Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at October 14, 2013 07:37 PM (Jsiw/)

227 Posted by: CarolT at October 14, 2013 11:32 PM (z4WKX) Yeah well that medical device tax is IMPORTANT. I mean it is THE linchpin of Obamacare! Screw you rubes for not seeing my mental wisdom which Ted Cruz has no match for! Look! McConnell, the TRUE conservative, is repealing the taxes on unions and businesses! I mean, isn't giving out tax breaks to corporations and unions who donate to democrats good? Jeb Bush/Chris Christie 2016!!

Posted by: Karl Rove at October 14, 2013 07:39 PM (M1gmo)

228 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for telling me Kraft made the best BBQ sauce.

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 07:39 PM (okL9f)

229 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for the Stamp Tax

Posted by: King George III at October 14, 2013 07:39 PM (Pr6hk)

230
Ted Cruz gave Hillary a pink sybian for her birthday.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:39 PM (pJF+c)

231 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for breaking up the Beatles

Posted by: Yoko Ono at October 14, 2013 07:40 PM (Pr6hk)

232
Ancient astronaut theorists postulate that Ted Cruz is the offspring of Nephilim and is preparing Earth for the return of the Megarights.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 07:40 PM (cll/q)

233 I'll never forgive Cruz... for the death of my boy.

Posted by: James. T. Kirk at October 14, 2013 07:40 PM (7EoL1)

234 Well, Imma let you all blame Ted Cruz for sore nipples or whatever, time to run off and do some chores. And by "do some chores" I of course mean "play videogames."

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 07:41 PM (qyfb5)

235 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for booting that grounder in Game 6

Posted by: Billy Buckner at October 14, 2013 07:41 PM (Pr6hk)

236 ok it's a ted cruz thread- later

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2013 07:41 PM (8sCoq)

237 Ted Cruz advocated the Holocaust and the Armenian Genocide and the Six Day War and the Boer War and the Mau Mau Rebellion and the Holodomor and the Civil War and the Taiping rebellion and please quell this stale boring theme for the night. Good night, yÃ ll!

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2013 07:41 PM (4BA+Y)

238 231 MIND BLEACH STAT!!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:41 PM (E7Iyp)

239 Ted Cruz discovered America but thought he was in India.

Posted by: navybrat at October 14, 2013 07:42 PM (RakrK)

240 Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a Cruz, you say YES!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 14, 2013 07:42 PM (p0SKy)

241 And by "do some chores" I of course mean "play videogames.">>

You control your video games with your nipples?

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 07:42 PM (okL9f)

242 I'll never forgive Cruz for telling me I need a cool signature.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 14, 2013 07:42 PM (rkewj)

243 Global Warming <--------> Ted Cruz

From PJ Media, a little bit of justice for the family of that ex-soldier gunned down in his house by a SWAT team back in 2011:

http://tinyurl.com/kgrc69a

$3.4 million in justice, to be exact. Sadly, no murderous cops will be going to jail; actually no one will be held responsible. That's a pretty common theme these days.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 07:42 PM (wNF3N)

244 235 Well, Imma let you all blame Ted Cruz for sore nipples or whatever, time to run off and do some chores. And by "do some chores" I of course mean "play videogames." Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2013 11:41 PM (qyfb5) Yeah. Tell us more about that Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Comcast Service Representative Rubbing his Nipples at October 14, 2013 07:44 PM (M1gmo)

245 It's all gotten very absurd, we've gone so far down the wormhole, we lend our selves money, through QE 2 & 3, because the Chinese don't want to take a chance,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at October 14, 2013 07:44 PM (Jsiw/)

246
Ted Cruz caught me and my cousin Bruce giving each other lipstick rings in the bathroom pantry.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 14, 2013 07:44 PM (cll/q)

247 Ted Cruz wrote every single Star Trek: Voyager script except the ones where Seven of Nine flaunted her puppies.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:45 PM (AO9UG)

248 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for the Spanish Inquisition

Posted by: Torquemada at October 14, 2013 07:45 PM (Pr6hk)

249 245 lol best SP of the year so far!

Lol Jimmy Kimmel is joking about Facebooks privacy rules..

"Even the NSA said 'woah dude'"

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:45 PM (E7Iyp)

250 Ted Cruz called George Lucas and said, "Moar Jar-Jar, George"

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:45 PM (AO9UG)

251 Ted Cruz has got nothing on us!

Posted by: Comcast Service Representative Rubbing his Nipples at October 14, 2013 07:46 PM (M1gmo)

252 I just ever see anyone trying to cosplay Mina in either her 'normal' or 'transformed' form. As in never.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:46 PM (uj8Oa)

253 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for cooking up that nasty brown acid at Altamont.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2013 07:46 PM (PlzOe)

254 Ted Cruz cancelled Firefly.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 07:47 PM (AO9UG)

255
Ted Cruz knows not to picnic in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:47 PM (pJF+c)

256 Geez Merovign, with that kind of adieu, people will think you have one of those special controllers from Japan or something.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:47 PM (uj8Oa)

257 What's this about rubbing one's own nipple?

Posted by: Napoleon at October 14, 2013 07:47 PM (rkewj)

258 The Brown acid was at Woodstock first tho.

And Ted Cruz played Bass for them.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:47 PM (E7Iyp)

259 Ted Cruz okayed the Ashley Madison ads on Fox News.

Posted by: AD at October 14, 2013 07:48 PM (NmpZu)

260
Ted Cruz invented the term, "more cowbell."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:48 PM (pJF+c)

261 Who knew? Ted Cruz: the real Heisenberg.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 07:48 PM (cll/q)

262 258 Two weeks ago's South Park.

Cable Co's know they got us by the short n fuzzys, and relish in that thought.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:48 PM (E7Iyp)

263 F'ing Ted Cruz and his f'ing pyramids...

Posted by: Charles Ponzi at October 14, 2013 07:48 PM (JawqV)

264 If you put the name "Ted Cruz" through the Carlos Danger name Generator, you get "Ted Cruz". Go figure.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (+5ahd)

265
Ted Cruz took S E Cupp's virginity, according to SE.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (pJF+c)

266 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for giving The Shat the script for Star Trek 5. Or for giving Rick Berman the license to screw up all the ST - TNG movies.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (ZyqBH)

267 258 What's this about rubbing one's own nipple? Posted by: Napoleon at October 14, 2013 11:47 PM (rkewj) Try it with a friend. Its best when doing it in front of a customer to really piss em off.

Posted by: Comcast Service Representative Rubbing his Nipples at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (M1gmo)

268 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for cooking up that nasty brown acid at Altamont.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2013 11:46 PM

Whatever. I had fun.

Posted by: sonny barger at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (9gNQd)

269 Ted Cruz shot 4 in O-Hi-O.

Posted by: Neil Young at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (rkewj)

270 I will always be thankful for Cruz killing Masters and Johnson.

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (okL9f)

271 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for tweeting all those pictures of my penis

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 14, 2013 07:49 PM (+5ahd)

272 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for bombing Pearl Harbor

Posted by: Tojo at October 14, 2013 07:50 PM (Pr6hk)

273 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for making me marry Anthony Weiner. I could have had Hillary!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 14, 2013 07:50 PM (+5ahd)

274 $3.4 million in justice, to be exact. Sadly, no murderous cops will be going to jail; actually no one will be held responsible. That's a pretty common theme these days. *** Their bumbling incompetence would almost be funny, were it not for the death of an innocent man. I can't believe how poorly they behaved. It seems I read more and more of such actions these days.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:51 PM (DmNpO)

275 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for teaching me to ski

Posted by: Sonny Bono at October 14, 2013 07:51 PM (Pr6hk)

276 Ted Cruz let all of the children out of my basement!

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 14, 2013 07:51 PM (M1gmo)

277
Ted Cruz invented the panty remover drink, the mojto.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:51 PM (pJF+c)

278 Ted Cruz and Dick Cheney compared wands and Dick came up short.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 07:51 PM (cll/q)

279 So, 'Mad Men'. Watched the pilot and was unimpressed. What's the moron consensus on this much-hyped show? a) Keep watching, it gets better **** I haven't watched the last two seasons and intend to catch up on On-Demand. The first few seasons are wonderful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (DmNpO)

280 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for telling me to "Go climb a bell tower" when I went to him for help.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Whitman at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (BAS5M)

281 279 And Ted Cruz spiked it with GHB

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (E7Iyp)

282 I'll look in the morning to see if there's any non-Cruz comments.

Posted by: Gingy at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (jt8G9)

283 Ted Cruz taught me marksmanship.

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (rkewj)

284 Ted Cruz is the reason why those camp counselors were having sex while my boy was drowning...

Posted by: Jason's Mother at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (ZyqBH)

285 Ted Cruz clogged my bathroom sink. The bastard.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

286 I will always be thankful for Cruz killing Masters and Johnson. *** Speaking of, I like the new series.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (DmNpO)

287 274 So, 'Mad Men'. Watched the pilot and was unimpressed. What's the moron consensus on this much-hyped show? a) Keep watching, it gets better 2) Don't bother, it sucks c) Blame Ted Cruz for holding my Netflix account hostage Posted by: Moron in a Lucky Strike Snuggie at October 14, 2013 11:50 PM (Ks4nX) Option D. Blame Ted Cruz for holding my Netflix account hostage and Don't bother, it sucks.

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 14, 2013 07:52 PM (M1gmo)

288 TPH, skip the concrete windsock. I want to get off this mud ball alive with friends and allies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 07:53 PM (uj8Oa)

289 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for making me marry Anthony Weiner. I could have had Hillary!>>

Dried up and bitter is no way to have lesbian sex son.

Posted by: The Hickster at October 14, 2013 07:53 PM (okL9f)

290 Ted Cruz keeps Red Eye at the 3:00 am slot.

Posted by: AD at October 14, 2013 07:53 PM (NmpZu)

291 I'll never forgive Ted "Booze" Cruz for making me give out nicknames to every football player on the planet, sometimes two at a time.

Posted by: Chris Berman at October 14, 2013 07:53 PM (+5ahd)

292 Try it with a friend. Its best when doing it in front of a customer to really piss em off. Posted by: Comcast Service Representative Rubbing his Nipples at October 14, 2013 11:49 PM (M1gmo) *** Murder porn!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 07:54 PM (DmNpO)

293
Ted Cruz won the wanker contest at Harvard, and the reward was a night with Jenna Jamison.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:54 PM (pJF+c)

294 292 Ted Cruz keeps Red Eye at the 3:00 am slot. Posted by: AD at October 14, 2013 11:53 PM (NmpZu) Damn Fox and Ted Cruz. Y U NO LIKE RED EYE??

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:55 PM (M1gmo)

295 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for introducing me to that blonde chick

Posted by: Jorden VanDerSloot at October 14, 2013 07:55 PM (E7Iyp)

296 Murder porn! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 11:54 PM (DmNpO) Loved the minecraft stuff at the end! That episode was epic.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 07:55 PM (M1gmo)

297 262 Who knew? Ted Cruz: the real Heisenberg.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 11:48 PM (cll/q)
Oh the humanity.

Posted by: Herb Morrison at October 14, 2013 07:55 PM (v1Ckr)

298 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for setting the 1944 Hartford Circus Fire

Posted by: Ringling Brothers at October 14, 2013 07:55 PM (Pr6hk)

299 "Let me navigate!" he says. "I know a shortcut." he says. Well kcuf you, Ted Cruz!!

Posted by: George Donner at October 14, 2013 07:56 PM (BAS5M)

300 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for making me that ham sandwich

Posted by: Mama Cass at October 14, 2013 07:56 PM (Pr6hk)

301 This constant need for "Obama/Democrats do it too" analogies misses the fact that there's a difference between a symbolic protest vote on something you know's gonna pass vs. the party controlling the chamber running right up to the deadline to try and get concessions. If you wanna argue that as a strategy cool but it's a bit different.

Posted by: Jerec at October 14, 2013 07:56 PM (8HhF2)

302 I'll never forgive Cruz for refusing my request to be the designated driver.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 14, 2013 07:57 PM (rkewj)

303 We'll never forgive Ted Cruz for taking us out for a wonderful dinner, a beautiful stroll in the moonlight down by the lake, being a perfect gentleman when he took us home, sending us flowers the day after and never calling again. He's wrecked other men for us, forever.

Posted by: The Barbi Twins at October 14, 2013 07:57 PM (+5ahd)

304
Democrats hate Ted Cruz because he's Cubanish.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:57 PM (pJF+c)

305 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for buying me that shotgun.

Posted by: Kirk Cobain at October 14, 2013 07:58 PM (Pr6hk)

306
Ted Cruz won Michelle Bachmann's heart, but gave it back in the nick of time.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:58 PM (pJF+c)

307 I blame Ted Cruz for the Butlerian Jihad

Posted by: The Bene Tleilax at October 14, 2013 07:58 PM (Vk2pI)

308 On the dandyism test:

167-under: Affected provincial

Since my actual score was 17, I'd take issue with the "affected" part.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (sdi6R)

So what does it mean when you get a negative number?

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 14, 2013 07:59 PM (xa1/W)

309 Cardinals win!!!!! Cardinals win!!!!! Not! Heh

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 14, 2013 07:59 PM (yMSN1)

310 Howdy, alL! So, are all these online booksellers that are censoring and removing eBooks with "adult" content also removing traditionally published works that include such content? Like "50 Shades of Grey" (BDSM), or the "Song of Ice and Fire" series (sex, rape, more sex, incest, brutal violence, sex), or the "Twilight" series (sex constituting statutory rape cuz he's hundreds of years old, and also sex in a work of young adult fiction), or really just about anything in the Erotica category? No? Then they can fuck off.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 14, 2013 07:59 PM (CA2NO)

311 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for not driving me home.

Posted by: Mary Jo at October 14, 2013 07:59 PM (PlzOe)

312
Just like Reagan, Ted Cruz dyes his hair black to fool the rubes.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 07:59 PM (pJF+c)

313 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for design a car with a vagina grille

Posted by: Edsel Ford at October 14, 2013 08:00 PM (Pr6hk)

314 Ted Cruz started the longbow/crossbow debate here!

Posted by: Jorden VanDerSloot at October 14, 2013 08:00 PM (E7Iyp)

315 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for teaching me ring-craft.

Posted by: Sauron at October 14, 2013 08:00 PM (rkewj)

316 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for leading the Los Angeles police on a wild, four hour ride through traffic in his white Bronco

Posted by: Ryan Lizza, Journaliste at October 14, 2013 08:00 PM (bmHOj)

317 New Coke was Ted Cruz's idea

Posted by: Coca Cola Corp at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (Pr6hk)

318 Can I order one of those Batmobiles with an Earf-friendly hybrid motor?

Posted by: Batgore at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (fypAL)

319 307. Dude, he was married to Courtney love You'd want to suck on a 12 gauge too

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (yMSN1)

320 Loved the minecraft stuff at the end! That episode was epic. *** Then they immediately followed up by going full retard the next week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (DmNpO)

321 I will never forgive Ted Cruz for stranding me on Ceti Alpha VÂ… Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh at October 14, 2013 11:37 PM IMHO, that's your thread-winner, right there

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (JMmQ9)

322 I blame Ted Cruz for suggesting that I get into the entertainment business.

Posted by: Criss Angel at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (BAS5M)

323 307 what color were his eyes?

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (E7Iyp)

324
Ted Cruz dated all the chicks on Ho's of Miami.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (pJF+c)

325 I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz was the real killer

Posted by: OJ at October 14, 2013 08:01 PM (Pr6hk)

326 I got a stiffy, where is the toaster or the goat? ?

Posted by: zip zip at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (sb9Hq)

327 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for teaching that serpent to talk.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (JawqV)

328 321 307. Dude, he was married to Courtney love You'd want to suck on a 12 gauge too Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2013 12:01 AM (yMSN1) Yeah. WTF was he thinking?? It must have been the drugs.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (M1gmo)

329 322 yeah, They usually don't buy the media narrative, but they did that one, hook, line, and Ted Cruz!!

I hope this week redeems itself.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (E7Iyp)

330
I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for writing that stupid final Sopranos episode.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (cll/q)

331 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for talking me into eating that apple.

Posted by: Eve at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (rkewj)

332 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for the Spanish Inquisition Posted by: Torquemada at October 14, 2013 11:45 PM (Pr6hk) NOOO ONE EXPECTS THE ~~SPANISH~~ TEA PARTY INQUISITION!!1!

Posted by: The Bene Tleilax at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)

333 Ted Cruz designed the Pontiac Aztek

Posted by: General Motors at October 14, 2013 08:02 PM (Pr6hk)

334 You'd want to suck on a 12 gauge too Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2013 12:01 AM (yMSN1) It was a 20ga if you are into details

Posted by: zip zip at October 14, 2013 08:03 PM (sb9Hq)

335 I hold Ted Cruz responsible for teaching me about Apples

Posted by: Eve at October 14, 2013 08:03 PM (bmHOj)

336
Ted Cruz refused to hump Barbara Mikulski, and that was a great decision.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 08:03 PM (pJF+c)

337 Then they immediately followed up by going full retard the next week. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 15, 2013 12:01 AM (DmNpO) Yeah, that's why I record it first and see what everyone else has said about it. Don't want to watch crap. They are hit and miss. Always Sunny in Philadelphia, however, is great every time.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:04 PM (M1gmo)

338 Weird. I just had a Heisenberg moment.

Posted by: Eve at October 14, 2013 08:04 PM (bmHOj)

339 "It'll burn itself out, go play your fiddle."

Sorry, Mr Ted Cruz, it didn't work out that way.

Posted by: Nero at October 14, 2013 08:04 PM (JawqV)

340
Sheila Jackson Lee claimed Ted Cruz fathered her bastard child.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 08:04 PM (pJF+c)

341 "Let Teddy drive, he's fine," Ted Cruz said.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at October 14, 2013 08:05 PM (fypAL)

342 331 322 yeah, They usually don't buy the media narrative, but they did that one, hook, line, and Ted Cruz!! I hope this week redeems itself. Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:02 AM (E7Iyp) I didn't see the previews. Hope it was better than the propoganda released last week...

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:05 PM (M1gmo)

343 Universe Two, this is Universe One calling. Do Journalists hate Ted Cruz there too?

Posted by: Eve at October 14, 2013 08:05 PM (bmHOj)

344 Ted Cruz mixed Vapor Trails.

Posted by: Geddy Lee at October 14, 2013 08:06 PM (9AtjY)

345 I just ever see anyone trying to cosplay Mina in either her 'normal' or 'transformed' form. As in never. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 11:46 PM (uj8Oa) I'll get right on itÂ… Hey, Eva, get over here!

Posted by: Irina Ionesco at October 14, 2013 08:06 PM (Vk2pI)

346 Fucking Cruz, "It's unsinkable," he says.

Posted by: Zombie Capt of the Titanic at October 14, 2013 08:06 PM (rkewj)

347 Ted Cruz designed the Tacoma Narrows Bridge

Posted by: Gustav Lindenthal at October 14, 2013 08:06 PM (Pr6hk)

348 Anyone notice Megyn Kelly's baby bears a suspicious resemblance to Ted Cruz?

Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 08:06 PM (cll/q)

349
Ted Cruz broke the sound barrier.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 08:07 PM (pJF+c)

350 I blame Ted Cruz for suggesting I do a Pepsi commercial.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at October 14, 2013 08:07 PM (BAS5M)

351 Ted Cruz has my files.

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at October 14, 2013 08:07 PM (bmHOj)

352 345 yes, Ted Cruz is hated in ALL universes. Even Bizzarro ones.

346 OUCH! Thats low!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:07 PM (E7Iyp)

353 Always Sunny in Philadelphia, however, is great every time. *** I haven't seen a lot of episodes but I always find myself laughing and covering my eyes out of embarrassment for them. One of the funniest things I remember is Charlie Day answering the door in a Nazi uniform.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:07 PM (DmNpO)

354 Yeah this whole hate on Cruz and conservatives by the GOP leadership and their followers (Gabe), is really pissing me off. Sorry, had a serious moment there. TED CRUZ DRANK MY MILKSHAKE!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:07 PM (M1gmo)

355 Ted Cruz wrote all my songs.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at October 14, 2013 08:08 PM (rkewj)

356 Windows 8.1 known as WinBlue is getting released Friday According to the reps it'll fix all complaints and comes with super fast explorer11 Thank god I'm a cubs fan cause I'm used to disappointment

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 14, 2013 08:08 PM (j8JLb)

357 TED CRUZ TOO YER JOHBS!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:08 PM (E7Iyp)

358 Ted Cruz is too much, even for us.

Posted by: Sin Eaters Guild at October 14, 2013 08:08 PM (bmHOj)

359 er, TooK Yer Johbs

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:09 PM (E7Iyp)

360 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for urging Harry S Truman to drop the bomb.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 14, 2013 08:09 PM (cll/q)

361 Ted Cruz killed the Radio Star

Posted by: The Buggles at October 14, 2013 08:09 PM (Pr6hk)

362 Ted Cruz cast the Goat Curse on the Cubbies

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:09 PM (E7Iyp)

363 "Hitler will be satisfied with the Sudetenland." Yeah, thanks a lot, Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at October 14, 2013 08:09 PM (fypAL)

364 356 Yeah this whole hate on Cruz and conservatives by the GOP leadership and their followers (Gabe), is really pissing me off. Sorry, had a serious moment there.

TED CRUZ DRANK MY MILKSHAKE!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:07 AM (M1gmo)

Lucky guy.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 14, 2013 08:10 PM (cll/q)

365 Ted Cruz knows what he did.

-Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth Stride, Catherine Eddowes and Mary Jane Kelly

Posted by: AD at October 14, 2013 08:10 PM (NmpZu)

366 I haven't seen a lot of episodes but I always find myself laughing and covering my eyes out of embarrassment for them. One of the funniest things I remember is Charlie Day answering the door in a Nazi uniform. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 15, 2013 12:07 AM (DmNpO) My wife really likes the Nightman Cometh episode. I like both the Gun Fever episodes. The one where they do blackface is pretty funny (twisted way I guess).

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:10 PM (M1gmo)

367 Ted Cruz told me I was presidential material

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 14, 2013 08:10 PM (Pr6hk)

368 Ted Cruz is responsible for all the Hollywood sequels, remakes and TV shows turned into movies.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:11 PM (E7Iyp)

369 It was a 20ga if you are into details

Posted by: zip zip at October 15, 2013 12:03 AM (sb9Hq)

Still vast overkill. Cobain had only a .410 brain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2013 08:11 PM (8Fl6F)

370 Aloha, amigos en los tuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2013 08:11 PM (P5aCe)

371
Ted Cruz invented Summers Eve for the democrat women in Congress to hid their vag odors.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (pJF+c)

372 Ted Cruz said it was okay to locate the gas tank under the rear bumper.

Posted by: Ford Pinto Design Team at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (BAS5M)

373 TPH, skip the concrete windsock. I want to get off this mud ball alive with friends and allies. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 11:53 PM (uj8Oa) then make sure that we hit D.C. instead of Syndey?

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (Vk2pI)

374 Ted Cruz told me Chevy Chase was funny

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (Pr6hk)

375 Ted Cruz invented Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (rkewj)

376 In three to five years, it's expected to be done, and will, once again, be the largest, most powerful steam locomotive ever.

Linky:

http://tinyurl.com/kb7zybx

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 14, 2013 11:08 PM (sCynV)

I think I read somewhere that the UP no longer has track straight enough to run the beast. Still, one of the greatest locos ever. Of course the most beautiful steam loco is the N and W Class J, number 611 is in the Va Museum of Transportation. Last of her kind, all the others saw the scrapping torch long ago.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (xa1/W)

377 Ted Cruz stole pixy's &'s. sorry, late. Probably already said

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (LpbKr)

378 Ted Cruz was my dentist

Posted by: Donny Osmand at October 14, 2013 08:12 PM (j8JLb)

379 >>>TED CRUZ TOO YER JOHBS!!

And I took your "k"

Posted by: Ted Cruz at October 14, 2013 08:13 PM (7EoL1)

380 358 Windows 8.1 known as WinBlue is getting released Friday According to the reps it'll fix all complaints and comes with super fast explorer11 Thank god I'm a cubs fan cause I'm used to disappointment Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2013 12:08 AM (j8JLb) Commenting from Arch Linux right now. After Windows 7 is forcibly retired by Microsoft, I will not be upgrading to Windows Tablet Edition. No matter how much lipstick they put on that pig. I don't want to have to click through seventeen menus just to do something or having to memorize twenty different shortcuts on my keyboard just to navigate.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:13 PM (M1gmo)

381 True Fact: Ted Cruz's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Ted Cruz has never cried. (Yes, I know it's a re-tasked "Chuck Norris" factiod. I denounce myself. But we all were thinkin' it....)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 08:13 PM (JMmQ9)

382 My wife really likes the Nightman Cometh episode. *** I had to look it up: http://bit.ly/rjYyTn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:13 PM (DmNpO)

383 Ted Cruz stole my gag reflex

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at October 14, 2013 08:14 PM (j8JLb)

384 Ted Cruz is such a know it all. "Helium costs too much. Just fill the thing with hydrogen. It'll be fine."

Posted by: Capt. Max Pruss at October 14, 2013 08:14 PM (fypAL)

385 372 Aloha, amigos en los tuboz! Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2013 12:11 AM (P5aCe) You didn't miss much. Mostly just us lamenting how Ted Cruz eats babies.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:14 PM (M1gmo)

386 Sides falling on Sydney are as bad as wearing a cape.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 08:15 PM (uj8Oa)

387 Ted Cruz's family is from Havana (or Matanzas, whatever). The Maine blew up in Havana. Coincidence? No.

Posted by: AD at October 14, 2013 08:15 PM (NmpZu)

388 Ted Cruz suggested I write a Star Wars Christmas Special.

Posted by: George Lucas at October 14, 2013 08:15 PM (BAS5M)

389 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 15, 2013 12:13 AM (DmNpO) They did it live as well.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:15 PM (LpbKr)

390 358 Windows 8.1 known as WinBlue is getting released Friday
According to the reps it'll fix all complaints and comes with super fast explorer11
Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2013 12:08 AM (j8JLb)
Still no Win7 style start menu.

Posted by: Herb Morrison at October 14, 2013 08:15 PM (v1Ckr)

391 Ted Cruz gave us the recipe for Spam

Posted by: Hormel at October 14, 2013 08:16 PM (j8JLb)

392 After Windows 7 is forcibly retired by Microsoft, I will not be upgrading to Windows Tablet Edition.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:13 AM (M1gmo)

so in 10 years or so

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2013 08:16 PM (vJdyz)

393 Ted Cruz. I always thought it would be Clemenza.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at October 14, 2013 08:16 PM (fypAL)

394 So SE Cupp is engaged, and her fiance looks like a complete douchebag. Seriously, complete with thick glasses and carefully cultivated stubble.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 14, 2013 08:16 PM (lr3d7)

395 They did it live as well. **** Now I MUST see it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:17 PM (DmNpO)

396 392. Yep and the geeks on notebook review are blasting it

Posted by: Hormel at October 14, 2013 08:17 PM (j8JLb)

397 Ted Cruz shot my mommy.

Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2013 08:17 PM (rkewj)

398 384 My wife really likes the Nightman Cometh episode. *** I had to look it up: http://bit.ly/rjYyTn Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 15, 2013 12:13 AM (DmNpO) That is a twisted episode. The fact that the waitress (can't remember her name) and Charlie Day are married in real life makes it all much funnier.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:17 PM (M1gmo)

399 But Nightman is one of the greatest episodes. Dennis with his codpiece emulating Bowie was hilarious.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:17 PM (LpbKr)

400 376 Ted Cruz told me Chevy Chase was funny

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at October 15, 2013 12:12 AM (Pr6hk)

Ted Cruz convinced the writers of SNL to stop doing coke.

Posted by: AD at October 14, 2013 08:18 PM (NmpZu)

401 Jar Jar Binks was invented by Ted Cruz. I hate you, Ted Cruz! 4evers!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at October 14, 2013 08:18 PM (0PiQ4)

402 Ted Cruz sold us our houses.

Posted by: Residents of Love Canal at October 14, 2013 08:19 PM (JawqV)

403 I don't like this Ted Cruz fellow, but I am glad he is around.

Posted by: Emmanuel Goldstein at October 14, 2013 08:19 PM (z9HTb)

404 so in 10 years or so Posted by: The Dude at October 15, 2013 12:16 AM (vJdyz) Yep.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:19 PM (M1gmo)

405 Hey, I'm looking for a bad dude named "Ted Cruz". Seen him around?

Posted by: Raylan Givens at October 14, 2013 08:20 PM (xqauy)

406 Greg Gutfeld claims to have written this while slightly drunk. There's something very touching about it. http://t.co/BVVktQSnVZ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

407 399 Ted Cruz shot my mommy.
Posted by: Bambi

He shot me, too.

Posted by: Zombie Old Yeller at October 14, 2013 08:20 PM (rkewj)

408 That is a twisted episode. The fact that the waitress (can't remember her name) and Charlie Day are married in real life makes it all much funnier. Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:17 AM (M1gmo) Mac and Dee as well. Your job is to tell your wife she looks like a demonic bird.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:20 PM (LpbKr)

409 BTW has anyone seen Berserker? I have a guitar update for him...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:20 PM (E7Iyp)

410 Ted Cruz shot my mommy.

Posted by: Bambi

He shot me, too.

Posted by: Zombie Old Yeller at October 15, 2013 12:20 AM (rkewj)

Ditto.

Posted by: A Man In Reno at October 14, 2013 08:21 PM (fypAL)

411 Ted Cruz invented disco.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2013 08:21 PM (FMbng)

412 BTW has anyone seen Berserker? I have a guitar update for him...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:20 AM (E7Iyp)

You rang?

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2013 08:21 PM (FMbng)

413 That Ted Cruz guy was egging me on to go faster.

Posted by: Captain Francesco Schettino at October 14, 2013 08:23 PM (BAS5M)

414 Mac and Dee as well. Your job is to tell your wife she looks like a demonic bird. Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 12:20 AM (LpbKr) Did you see the most recent one? Where they are in a convenience store that is being held up and they each have a separate storyline where they "resolve" it? Awesome episode.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:23 PM (M1gmo)

415 Ted Cruz killed my favorite horse, chopped off its head and left the bloody stump in my bed as a warning. After all that, I'm willing to do whatever Ted says.

Posted by: Jack Woltz at October 14, 2013 08:23 PM (xqauy)

416 409 Lol I saw him riffing on this that night he wrote it, on facebook.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:24 PM (E7Iyp)

417 That irresistible guy looks like an alien.

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 08:24 PM (HtUkt)

418 Ted Cruz is my boss.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at October 14, 2013 08:24 PM (rkewj)

419 Ted Cruz says I can be a planet again!

Posted by: Pluto at October 14, 2013 08:24 PM (jucos)

420 Ted Cruz told me mullets are sexy

Posted by: Duane Chapman at October 14, 2013 08:25 PM (j8JLb)

421 Unknown fact, Ted Cruz broke up the Beatles.

Posted by: L, elle at October 14, 2013 08:25 PM (0PiQ4)

422 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for that driving lesson.

Posted by: James Dean at October 14, 2013 08:25 PM (JawqV)

423 Did you see the most recent one? Where they are in a convenience store that is being held up and they each have a separate storyline where they "resolve" it? Awesome episode. Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:23 AM (M1gmo) Yeah. Dee put a cap n their asses. This season hasn't dissappointed yet. 'the League' on the other hand.. Trying way too hard. Can't wait for Legit to start back up.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:27 PM (LpbKr)

424 Ted Cruz lent me that helicopter

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughan at October 14, 2013 08:27 PM (xqauy)

425 415 Hey! You gave me a link to check my "Kramer". Ended up being the place I asked about 5 yrs ago. They had no clue then, but this time it only took about an hour for one of the experts to nail it down!

He said the only thing Kramer about it was the nameplate, and it was a Series 10 by Bently. About $200 in the mid 80s. built in Korea, sold by St Louis Music Co. here.

Oh well. I didn't really think it was a $1000 Kramer, or I kinda hoped it wasn't, as I didn't want to ruin it by replacing the electronics.

Thanks for the help tho!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:27 PM (E7Iyp)

426 Ted Cruz? Yeah, he fucked me.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 14, 2013 08:27 PM (rkewj)

427 Who cares if Ted Cruz is popular among his colleagues? The only thing that matters is what the voters in Texas think.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at October 14, 2013 08:27 PM (5fSr7)

428 Anybody ever see Quarantine 2? @KTLAnewsdesk 5m BREAKING: LAX PD, LAPD, LAFD unified command investigating a susp item in a restricted area of the Bradley Terminal. pic.twitter.com/Jy8do4Ux5p

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2013 08:28 PM (ZyqBH)

429 Lol I saw him riffing on this that night he wrote it, on facebook. *** I'm guessing he woke up the next day and asked himself WTH he was thinking. Speaking of WTF moments, here's another. We should all have learned from watching Jerry Maguire to 'sleep on it' before publishing your thoughts: http://t.co/nsiQSgnipK

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:28 PM (DmNpO)

430 Ted Cruz wrote the songs on Load

Posted by: Metallica at October 14, 2013 08:28 PM (j8JLb)

431 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2013 08:29 PM (JMmQ9)

432 428. I have a '85 pacer, sweet sweet guitar Sooner or later the brat will try to steal it

Posted by: Metallica at October 14, 2013 08:31 PM (j8JLb)

433 So Ted Cruz sez to me, he sez, "don't worry, they will just help you sleep."

Posted by: zombie marilyn at October 14, 2013 08:31 PM (PlzOe)

434 Ted Cruz told us to pick Christian Ponder.

Posted by: Minnesota Vikings Draft Day Brain Trust at October 14, 2013 08:31 PM (rkewj)

435 Uh oh, Jake Tapper had better watch his ass..

THE Jazzy McBikeshorts is on to him, and he got Dan Rather all by himself!

http://tinyurl.com/qau9efs

Sorry Ace, Jake is going to have to block you or The Mighty Chunky will have him picking scraps from a dumpster!

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2013 08:33 PM (aTXUx)

436 131 That Daily Mail piece on the transgender boy harassing girls in the bathroom has as its source CBN. That's about as reliable a place as InfoWars. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 11:09 PM (wNF3N) I can confirm that the picture is indeed Florence High School. The story seems familiar, but we kinda got the impression that this happened somewhere else in Colorado.

Posted by: Mindy at October 14, 2013 08:33 PM (8DqNg)

437 Ted Cruz told us that guy Gates was full of shit

Posted by: IBM at October 14, 2013 08:34 PM (j8JLb)

438 Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 12:27 AM (LpbKr) Dee busting a cap in their asses, telling the police that the other girl did it, and then finishing it all off marrying Josh Grobin and then Brad Pitt was insane. My wife loved the Charlie scene with him ending his cartoon daydream by pulling a scene straight out of "Up" with the balloons lifting his house into the sky. So apparently one of their episodes will be "post apocalyptic." Demonic bird told Conan O'Brien recently. So yeah, that's going to happen.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:35 PM (M1gmo)

439 THE Jazzy McBikeshorts is on to him, and he got Dan Rather all by himself! *** Fuck 'em

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 14, 2013 08:35 PM (DmNpO)

440 435 I had a friend with a Pacer. I play the bass, and had a coupla sweet ones, but let them go back when I got a bit discouraged in the 90s. (4001 Ricky Black Beauty, and a EB-1)

Now I have a 5 sting Ibanez, a Shorty Cort, and a MiM Black P-Bass.

Oh and a Kay classical, and now the Series 10 "Kramer"

And I need to work on almost all of them but the 5 string and the Kay lol.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:35 PM (E7Iyp)

441 Cruz wore white after Labor Day.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:35 PM (LpbKr)

442 I'm dating Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Tony Romo at October 14, 2013 08:36 PM (lr3d7)

443 438. Oh lord, ponytail must be desperate for hits on his site

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 14, 2013 08:36 PM (j8JLb)

444

Ted Cruz said we were good to go and that the heavy stuff wouldn't come down for a while yet. We will never forgive Ted Cruz for not de-icing our wings before takeoff.

Posted by: Air Florida Flight 90 at October 14, 2013 08:36 PM (BAS5M)

445 Mindy! How are you doing?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 14, 2013 08:37 PM (lr3d7)

446 Ted Cruz is NOT responsible for New Coke

Posted by: Coca Cola at October 14, 2013 08:37 PM (jucos)

447 5 stRing... eh..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:37 PM (E7Iyp)

448 438 lol Now I know who you're talking about.. It didn't click because I was thinking of The 0's girl bike.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:38 PM (E7Iyp)

449 Ted Cruz gave me AIDS.

Posted by: Magic Johnson at October 14, 2013 08:38 PM (rkewj)

450 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for using the shutdown and veterans as political props to further his confederacy racism agenda to put black people back into chains! Dog Whistle! The Middle Class! Behind on my Ted Cruz hate quota.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:38 PM (M1gmo)

451 443. There's a 7string charvel I want really bad but I'm weighing if it's worth the divorce It's close

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 14, 2013 08:38 PM (j8JLb)

452 Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:35 AM (M1gmo) Awesome. Even Sean Scott William couldn't mess up an episode. (Sometime I find him annoying as hell) but as Macs country cousin he was hilarious.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 08:39 PM (LpbKr)

453 Hey, Alex! Nice to see you! It's kind of a stressful semester, but I'm doing alright. You?

Posted by: Mindy at October 14, 2013 08:41 PM (8DqNg)

454 Awesome. Even Sean Scott William couldn't mess up an episode. (Sometime I find him annoying as hell) but as Macs country cousin he was hilarious. Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 12:39 AM (LpbKr) I loved that he died at the end because he didn't wear a helmet riding his motorcycle but he jumped from a bridge and got into a knife fight without repercussions.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 08:42 PM (M1gmo)

455 Any Morons in Midland, TX? We're gonna be there this weekend, and I have some free time.

Posted by: Mindy at October 14, 2013 08:43 PM (8DqNg)

456 Ted Cruz killed the dead horse we've been beating all night.

Posted by: Moron at October 14, 2013 08:43 PM (rkewj)

457 446 438. Oh lord, ponytail must be desperate for hits on his site Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 15, 2013 12:36 AM

Looks like he spends most of his time trolling on twitter now, and he doesn't get retweeted much since he's just as banal there too. The only time he's interesting is when he loses it. Looks like the train wrecked and has almost burned out

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2013 08:44 PM (aTXUx)

458 454 lol Semour Duncan keeps putting up pics of absolutely beautiful 7-8 stringers! They just came out with a new line of pickups for them.

I want, but I'd end up wondering what to do with the extra stings lol. I don't do lead at all either..

Like the 5 string, I just don't know very many songs that go that low, and I'm not into Death Metal, so its just extra weight at the moment.

Once I refret the Mexican, its gonna be the main bass.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:44 PM (E7Iyp)

459 Ted Cruz wrote the "Jump the Shark" episode.

Posted by: Henry Winkler at October 14, 2013 08:44 PM (JawqV)

460 Mr. Cruz, please, enough is enough.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 14, 2013 08:46 PM (rkewj)

461 Ted Cruz wrote the "Jump the Shark" episode. Posted by: Henry Winkler at October 15, 2013 12:44 AM (JawqV) Ted Cruz was the shark.

Posted by: Tom Bosley at October 14, 2013 08:47 PM (Vk2pI)

462 Oh kami!!! Ted Cruz is the Sharknado.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2013 08:48 PM (uj8Oa)

463 Just a coincidence, really.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at October 14, 2013 08:48 PM (z9HTb)

464 Ted is my brother!

Posted by: Pablo Cruz at October 14, 2013 08:52 PM (jucos)

465 New sidebar:"As she points out, this is not 'merely' an IT project failure -- it could destroy the private insurance market."

Feature, not a bug

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 08:52 PM (E7Iyp)

466 I don't always fart green clouds, but when I do, I blame Ted Cruz.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In The World at October 14, 2013 08:53 PM (z9HTb)

467 Goodnight, all!

Posted by: Mindy at October 14, 2013 08:54 PM (8DqNg)

468 Uh, I mean Good night, all! Time for me to check under my bed for Ted Cruz!

Posted by: Mindy at October 14, 2013 08:55 PM (8DqNg)

469 Ted spells his name wrong

Posted by: Tom Cruise at October 14, 2013 08:55 PM (jucos)

470 387 372 Aloha, amigos en los tuboz!
Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2013 12:11 AM (P5aCe)

You didn't miss much. Mostly just us lamenting how Ted Cruz eats babies.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:14 AM (M1gmo)

Thanks for the heads up! 'Cause....hotels....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2013 08:56 PM (P5aCe)

471 I told Ted there are Communists in the State Department and all he did was laugh! "State Department!", he kept saying and then he'd lose control of himself. Very disturbing.

Posted by: Senator Joseph McCarthy at October 14, 2013 08:57 PM (5TH5k)

472 Mindy, if you're still around, I'm doing well. Work is keeping me busy, which is nice in this economy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 14, 2013 08:59 PM (lr3d7)

473 I saw Ted Cruz sipping a pina colada at Trader Vic's

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2013 09:01 PM (o+SC1)

474 Ted Cruz came down here Showing evÂ’ryone his gun Handing out free tickets To the wedding of his son AnÂ’ me, I nearly got busted AnÂ’ wouldnÂ’t it be my luck To get caught without a ticket And be discovered beneath a truck Oh, Mama, can this really be the end To be stuck inside of Mobile With the Memphis blues again

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2013 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

475 I LOVE Ted Cruz! My savior! drops mic Exits

Posted by: 'Erg, sucking many..by choice! at October 14, 2013 09:05 PM (LpbKr)

476 Ted Cruz cornered the market in Flobees and refused to sell to anyone else, mercilessly flaunting his awesome flowbee cut http://tinyurl.com/krqc4pz

Posted by: Barky the Reject at October 14, 2013 09:05 PM (jwi8H)

477 Ted Cruz is the one who knocks.

Posted by: vivi at October 14, 2013 09:05 PM (+/8mE)

478 478 its riffing on a meme because of Gabes post below.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:06 PM (E7Iyp)

479 I got a campaign call from Ted Cruz... And it came.. From within my house!!!!

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:07 PM (LpbKr)

480 And I wouldda got away with it too! If it weren't for Ted Cruz!!

Posted by: Unmasked Old Man "Ghost" at October 14, 2013 09:07 PM (E7Iyp)

481 481 478 its riffing on a meme because of Gabes post below. Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 01:06 AM (E7Iyp) I know. That's why I changed the nic to further show my Cruz is evil. Dammit, once you have to explain it the joke failed

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:09 PM (LpbKr)

482 Hey! You gave me a link to check my "Kramer". Ended up being the place I asked about 5 yrs ago. They had no clue then, but this time it only took about an hour for one of the experts to nail it down!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:27 AM (E7Iyp)

Well thanks to ebay having to keep buyers on their toes and general guitar hording over the recent years the knowledge base has gotten bigger. There just seems to be a lot more info than their used to be. I don't know Kramers all that well, which is kind of silly since I grew up less than an hour from where they were built. I'm a gibson and jackson dude mostly.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2013 09:11 PM (FMbng)

483 Ted Cruz stole my cherry.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at October 14, 2013 09:11 PM (jwi8H)

484 Training video used to implement Obamacare -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hE2DZdl0IA

Posted by: dissent555 at October 14, 2013 09:11 PM (zg32F)

485 Alright horde, i don't want to pay the $7500 copay for a Dr. visit. Home remedies for heartburn. Usually have Tums/Rolaids on hand but not tonight. Also, no baking soda or ginger ale. Suggestions are welcome.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:12 PM (LpbKr)

486 Ted Cruz tried to cut off Ronald Reagan's mic.

Posted by: OFail-Care at October 14, 2013 09:13 PM (jwi8H)

487 That's right.

It will never stop.

Posted by: dissent555 at October 14, 2013 09:13 PM (zg32F)

488 Standing vigil in ER for Dad. Keep em coming horde. I appreciate the company.

Posted by: sinmi at October 14, 2013 09:13 PM (P9kUH)

489 Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:12 AM (LpbKr) Sodium Hydroxide?

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 09:14 PM (HtUkt)

490 Lol cool. My friend has a couple Jacksons. One was a Junkyard Frankenstein he said. But he still loves it.

Mine is plywood, and I should have recognized that straight off, but the crackle paint goes all the way around it pretty thick, so I was trying to talk myself into they were "Router marks" lol

Posted by: Unmasked Old Man at October 14, 2013 09:14 PM (E7Iyp)

491 oops 493 was for 485 and I forgot to de-sock

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:15 PM (E7Iyp)

492 Ted Cruz bought so much porn, liquor and smokes with his EBT card, he crashed the system...

Posted by: OFail-Care at October 14, 2013 09:15 PM (jwi8H)

493 You didn't miss much. Mostly just us lamenting how Ted Cruz eats babies. Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:14 AM (M1gmo) Ted Cruz plagiarized my modest proposal

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at October 14, 2013 09:15 PM (Vk2pI)

494

Posted by: Unmasked Old Man at October 15, 2013 01:14 AM (E7Iyp)

I get more money when I crackle milk paint

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2013 09:16 PM (vJdyz)

495 Standing vigil in ER for Dad. Keep em coming horde. I appreciate the company. Posted by: sinmi at October 15, 2013 01:13 AM (P9kUH) Thoughts and prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 09:16 PM (Vk2pI)

496 Ted Cruz supports gay divorce.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at October 14, 2013 09:16 PM (j93Av)

497

sinmi at October 15, 2013 01:13 AM

Prayer up.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 14, 2013 09:17 PM (+9AX9)

498 Posted by: dissent555 at October 15, 2013 01:11 AM (zg32 Sandra Fluke menses vid should get a NSFW tag. Jk. Awesome vid. Lava. Molten rock. A super heated rock turned into liquid form. That. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:17 PM (LpbKr)

499 In high school Ted Cruz stole the cupcakes off my lunch tray.

Posted by: That guy in Texas Dan Rather relied upon at October 14, 2013 09:17 PM (fJNR2)

500 Mine is plywood, and I should have recognized that straight off, but the crackle paint goes all the way around it pretty thick, so I was trying to talk myself into they were "Router marks" lol

Posted by: Unmasked Old Man at October 15, 2013 01:14 AM (E7Iyp)

Whoever came up with the idea of plywood bodies really should have their ass removed.

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2013 09:18 PM (FMbng)

501 Ted Cruze stole my virginity.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 14, 2013 09:19 PM (+9AX9)

502 491 Standing vigil in ER for Dad. Keep em coming horde. I appreciate the company. Posted by: sinmi at October 15, 2013 01:13 AM (P9kUH) Prayers sent.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:19 PM (LpbKr)

503 Home remedies for heartburn. Usually have Tums/Rolaids on hand but not tonight. Also, no baking soda or ginger ale. Suggestions are welcome. Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:12 AM (LpbKr) I have always used aloe vera juice. Works really well for me and quick. Also heard that apple cider vinegar may help.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 09:20 PM (M1gmo)

504 I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!

Because he is the Future, and I am so Yesterday.

(despite my great tits)

Posted by: Penelope Cruz at October 14, 2013 09:20 PM (fJNR2)

505 Ted Cruz forced me to spend Christmas in Cambodia

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at October 14, 2013 09:20 PM (jwi8H)

506 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for triple dog daring me to jump the fountain at Caesar's Palace back in '67.

Posted by: Zombie Evel Knievel at October 14, 2013 09:21 PM (BAS5M)

507 Ted Cruz forced me to throw someone else's medals over the White House fence

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at October 14, 2013 09:21 PM (jwi8H)

508 492 Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:12 AM (LpbKr) Sodium Hydroxide? Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2013 01:14 AM (HtUkt) Already tried. Tasted like an Orange Julius.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:21 PM (LpbKr)

509 503 yeah lol. Tho its lighter than I would think it would be.

and I've seen a few posts saying they luv their Series 10s, and with some new pickups should play and sound great. (also need the locking nut thats somehow missing)

My only worry is the posts for the Floyd Rose. If those pull out, I may just get a solid tail for it.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:21 PM (E7Iyp)

510 Ted Cruz plagiarized my modest proposal Posted by: Jonathan Swift at October 15, 2013 01:15 AM (Vk2pI) Don't you mean that YOU plagiarized him?

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 09:22 PM (M1gmo)

511 491 Thoughts are with you!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:22 PM (E7Iyp)

512 Ted Cruz taught me how to use a restroom...

Posted by: Larry Craig at October 14, 2013 09:23 PM (jwi8H)

513 Ted Cruz kicked my puppy and stole my bike.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:23 PM (3OFnS)

514 I have always used aloe vera juice. Works really well for me and quick. Also heard that apple cider vinegar may help. Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 01:20 AM (M1gmo) It's going away, but really, Aloe Vera juice? From the plant directly or is it marketted?

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:24 PM (LpbKr)

515 Ted Cruz is the guy kicking sand on the dweebs at the beach, and takes their girlfriends with him!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:25 PM (E7Iyp)

516 Ted Cruz put LSD in my mom's coffee.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:26 PM (3OFnS)

517 7.2 earthquake centered at Carmen, Bohol, Philippines. 35 miles from my inlaws. Lot of damage to centuries-old churches. My family is ok. Poor Philippines can't catch a break.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 14, 2013 09:26 PM (DHQv9)

518 488 Alright horde, i don't want to pay the $7500 copay for a Dr. visit.

Home remedies for heartburn. Usually have Tums/Rolaids on hand but not tonight. Also, no baking soda or ginger ale.

Suggestions are welcome.

Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:12 AM (LpbKr)

Saltine crackers? Sprite? Ginger snaps? Mint?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2013 09:26 PM (P5aCe)

519 It's going away, but really, Aloe Vera juice? From the plant directly or is it marketted? Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:24 AM (LpbKr) My wife buys it in juice form at "I think" Fred Meyer's. She doesn't like tums/prilosec. It works after about 5 minutes for me every time.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 09:26 PM (M1gmo)

520 hope Nike finally announces the damn Fuelband 2 in a few hours

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2013 09:27 PM (vJdyz)

521 Ted Cruz delivered a bucket of chicken to Momma Cass.

Posted by: Kaboom Kid at October 14, 2013 09:27 PM (DHQv9)

522 Home remedies for heartburn. Usually have Tums/Rolaids on hand but not tonight. Also, no baking soda or ginger ale. Suggestions are welcome. Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:12 AM (LpbKr) Lots of water?

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:27 PM (3OFnS)

523 I blame Ted Cruz for assassinating Archduke Francis FerdinandÂ… WITH A GUN!

Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at October 14, 2013 09:28 PM (Vk2pI)

524 Ted Cruz put LSD in my mom's coffee. Posted by: model_1066 at October 15, 2013 01:26 AM (3OFnS) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rppD6QPatQw

Posted by: Syd Barret's Accountant at October 14, 2013 09:29 PM (Vk2pI)

525

"Home remedies for heartburn."

Habanero Peppers.

Posted by: Red Adair at October 14, 2013 09:30 PM (DHQv9)

526 Ted Cruz practices witchcraft and is cruel to animals.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:30 PM (3OFnS)

527 >> Also heard that apple cider vinegar may help.

For heartburn? Adding acetic acid to an overacidic stomach doesn't seem like a real sound strategy to me. I keep a small bottle of cimetidine (aka Tagamet) for heartburn; works every time. It slows acid production.

But no, it's not a home remedy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 09:31 PM (wNF3N)

528 Ted Cruz practices witchcraft and is cruel to animals. Posted by: model_1066 at October 15, 2013 01:30 AM (3OFnS) He turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Random Peasant at October 14, 2013 09:32 PM (Vk2pI)

529 Ted Cruz is from Texas...like...BOOSH!

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 09:32 PM (HtUkt)

530 Ted Cruz put a dent in my 1966 cadillac eldorado.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:34 PM (3OFnS)

531 Lots of water? Posted by: model_1066 at October 15, 2013 01:27 AM (3OFnS) Heh, i think that's the cause of it. Pretty much gone now. Thanks cthulu and NWConservative. Went over to glance and Bikey Shorts site,...WTF. Sad really.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:35 PM (LpbKr)

532 And=at

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:37 PM (LpbKr)

533 Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:35 AM (LpbKr) My other home remedy, shamelessly stolen from The Onion: a fifth of bourbon will greatly reduce your awareness of heartburn.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:37 PM (3OFnS)

534 It's going away, but really, Aloe Vera juice? From the plant directly or is it marketted? Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 01:24 AM (LpbKr) Just checked. GNC brand Aloe Vera, unsweetened. Very nasty stuff, kind of like a bland water with a strong plastic taste, but it works.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 09:37 PM (M1gmo)

535 For heartburn? Adding acetic acid to an overacidic stomach doesn't seem like a real sound strategy to me. I keep a small bottle of cimetidine (aka Tagamet) for heartburn; works every time. It slows acid production. But no, it's not a home remedy. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2013 01:31 AM (wNF3N) Yeeeaah. Guess adding acid on top of an acidic env, probably is not a good idea. That's what I get for asking my family...

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 09:42 PM (M1gmo)

536

Home remedies for heartburn.

Semen.

The more, the better.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 14, 2013 09:46 PM (pkS2f)

537 My other home remedy, shamelessly stolen from The Onion: a fifth of bourbon will greatly reduce your awareness of heartburn. Posted by: model_1066 at October 15, 2013 01:37 AM (3OFnS) As will many other things

It's gone now. But it definitely was caused by slugging down too much water. Kettlebell workouts sux a55.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:46 PM (LpbKr)

538 Ted Cruz thought up using plywood for guitar bodies.

Posted by: Les Paul at October 14, 2013 09:48 PM (JawqV)

539 541 lmao. He also faked my "Kramer".

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:49 PM (E7Iyp)

540 Ted Cruz shot Versace.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:49 PM (3OFnS)

541 Ted Cruz shot and killed Baretta's wife... With a Colt...

Just to be ironic...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:50 PM (E7Iyp)

542 530 >> Also heard that apple cider vinegar may help.

For heartburn? Adding acetic acid to an overacidic stomach doesn't seem like a real sound strategy to me. I keep a small bottle of cimetidine (aka Tagamet) for heartburn; works every time. It slows acid production.

But no, it's not a home remedy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2013 01:31 AM (wNF3N)

The theory behind that (so far as I remember it) is that the digestive system reads the acidity in your stomach and secretes stomach acid....but has a "blind spot" for its own secretions. So if you ingest mild acids (diluted apple cider vinegar, sprite), it goes, "oh, better dial that back."

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2013 09:51 PM (P5aCe)

543 Ted Cruz made me cry...twice.

Posted by: chuck norris at October 14, 2013 09:52 PM (2tXeA)

544 545 yeah, I have a friend that swears by it. And I think that was his explanation too..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:52 PM (E7Iyp)

545 Man leaps off moving train to retrieve forgotten iPhone...dies.

Priorities[Purp]

He didnt jump. He was PUSHED!!

By Ted Cruz!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 09:54 PM (E7Iyp)

546 Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 15, 2013 12:59 AM (lr3d7) Good for you, Alex! Been doing any more black smithing or whatever it was with a hammer on metal?

Posted by: Mindy at October 14, 2013 09:55 PM (8DqNg)

547 Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2013 01:51 AM (P5aCe)

I suppose that is possible; I'm a chemist, not a doc. My general motto though is 'Better Living Through Modern Chemistry'. That especially includes modern pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 09:56 PM (wNF3N)

548 Ted Cruz cowrote Gigli.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:56 PM (LpbKr)

549 548 Man leaps off moving train to retrieve forgotten iPhone...dies. Priorities[Purp] At least he was the only one to die from his own stupidity.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 09:58 PM (3OFnS)

550 Cousin Oliver was based on Ted Cruz.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 09:58 PM (LpbKr)

551 Ted Cruz makes honey badgers give a shit.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 09:59 PM (AO9UG)

552 Ted Cruz went to Peruvia and bought a whore ranch.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:00 PM (AO9UG)

553 Ted Cruz likes to walk up to complete strangers and say "I'm a proctologist" in a creepy voice.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:01 PM (3OFnS)

554 "I share his (Reid's) optimism.." Mitchy McConnell

Oh crap, we're Ted Cruzed!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:01 PM (E7Iyp)

555 Ted Cruz makes ace stay in Rubio's garbage can every Friday night.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:02 PM (AO9UG)

556 Ted Cruz can't make change for a twenty.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:03 PM (3OFnS)

557 Ted Cruz wants to borrow three fiddy

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:03 PM (E7Iyp)

558 Ted Cruz has NOT shot anyone in the face with a shotgun. Hell, he hasn't even killed a coyote while out jogging.

But he has tortured millions of progressives using nothing but his mind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 10:04 PM (wNF3N)

559 Ted Cruz broke open the Monolith and dumped out all the stars.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:04 PM (AO9UG)

560 Ted Cruz thinks Miley Cyrus is classy.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:06 PM (3OFnS)

561 Ted Cruz defrosted Walt Disney.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:07 PM (AO9UG)

562 Ted Cruz broke open the Monolith and dumped out all the stars. Posted by: eman at October 15, 2013 02:04 AM (AO9UG) Yes, Ted. I will do that for you.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at October 14, 2013 10:07 PM (Vk2pI)

563 You Maniac, Ted Cruz!! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Posted by: George Taylor at October 14, 2013 10:08 PM (E7Iyp)

564 Ted Cruz has every episode of "Hee Haw" on Blu-ray.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:10 PM (3OFnS)

565 Ted Cruz did my football picks this week.

5-10

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:10 PM (E7Iyp)

566 Blind Willie McTell, Akron, OH 4/19/13 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tz8w414X6U Lyrics here (follow the bouncing ball) http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/blind-willie-mctell

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2013 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

567 410 399 Ted Cruz shot my mommy. Posted by: Bambi He shot me, too. Posted by: Zombie Old Yeller at October 15, 2013 12:20 AM And me. Bastard is trigger happy!

Posted by: JR Ewing at October 14, 2013 10:11 PM (ufRoT)

568 If Ted Cruz crushes Obama's presidency in the forest, everyone hears it.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:11 PM (+cx5n)

569 Ted Cruz told me to get off his lawn.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:12 PM (3OFnS)

570 Ted Cruz resides in the birdhouse in your soulÂ… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ

Posted by: They Might Be Giant Hats at October 14, 2013 10:12 PM (Vk2pI)

571 Ted Cruz produced Blues Brothers 2000, and insisted they break the car crash record too!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:12 PM (E7Iyp)

572 I love the smell of victory; it smells like Ted Cruz in the morning.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:12 PM (+cx5n)

573 Ted Cruz sent Eli Manning six donuts and a note saying, "Eat up, bitch, there are more on the way"

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:13 PM (AO9UG)

574 Ted Cruz brushes his teeth with Anusol.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:14 PM (3OFnS)

575 Thunder is just the sound of Ted Cruz using Obama's head as a bowling bowl to knock over the pillars of progressivism.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:14 PM (+cx5n)

576 They Might Be Giant Hats at October 15, 2013 02:12 AM (Vk2pI) Ted Cruz had better be the ONLY bee in your bonnet!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 14, 2013 10:14 PM (KoFMU)

577 Ted Cruz likes to play keep-away with the Predator's helmet.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:15 PM (AO9UG)

578 They Might Be Giant Hats at October 15, 2013 02:12 AM (Vk2pI)

Ted Cruz is the reason Istanbul was Constantinople

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:16 PM (E7Iyp)

579 Ted Cruz hates the Swiss for no apparent reason.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:17 PM (3OFnS)

580 If you were to travel to the end of the universe on a beam of light, Ted Cruz would be waiting for you there, reading Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:18 PM (+cx5n)

581 Putin call Ted Cruz "Sir"

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:18 PM (AO9UG)

582 sweet, the Zatoichi boxset is mine for under $100 during Barnes and Nobel's bi-annual 50% off Criterion sale

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2013 10:19 PM (vJdyz)

583 Obama promoted peace for 300 years, and the only thing he gave to the world was the cuckoo clock.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:19 PM (+cx5n)

584 Ted Cruz claims that he played "Tattoo" On Fantasy Island.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:19 PM (3OFnS)

585 Ted Cruz was the gunman on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2013 10:21 PM (ufRoT)

586 Zatoichi challenged Ted Cruz to a duel but lost when Ted Cruz used his sword to restore Zatoichi's eyesight!

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:22 PM (+cx5n)

587 Ted Cruz's Yeti army awaits his bidding.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:22 PM (AO9UG)

588 zombie at October 15, 2013 02:19 AM (+cx5n) I knew Michelle was loco ... just didn't realize she could tell time ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 14, 2013 10:24 PM (KoFMU)

589 Ted Cruz defeated the Turd Demon that killed Elvis.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:25 PM (AO9UG)

590 Ted Cruz's Yeti army awaits his bidding. Posted by: eman at October 15, 2013 02:22 AM (AO9UG) Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart wishes he could be Ted Cruz

Posted by: K'anpo Rimpoche at October 14, 2013 10:25 PM (Vk2pI)

591 Burger King cancelled its "Where's the Beef?" ad campaign when they learned that Ted Cruz existed.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:25 PM (+cx5n)

592 At this point, there has been no apology issued from Ted Cruz's office regarding the Black Sox Scandal, which anonymous sources say began with a petty theft of a Mr. Joseph Jackson's shoes. It is unknown whether race primarily factored into the crime, as Jackson's father had been a sharecropper.

Posted by: B.Y.O.B./AP at October 14, 2013 10:25 PM (gQKHE)

593 I learned to eat dog from Ted Cruz.

Posted by: SCOAMF at October 14, 2013 10:26 PM (7EoL1)

594 Obama promoted peace for 300 years, and the only thing he gave to the world was the cuckoo clock. Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2013 02:19 AM (+cx5n) Â…while Ted Cruz produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance

Posted by: The 3rd Man at October 14, 2013 10:26 PM (Vk2pI)

595 "I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America's debt limit." Fucking hypocritical piece of shit.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 14, 2013 10:27 PM (/IXKu)

596 Ted Cruz once played Rook takes Knight, checkmate -- in a game of Tic Tac Toe.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:27 PM (+cx5n)

597 "I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America's debt limit." Fucking hypocritical piece of shit. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 15, 2013 02:27 AM (/IXKu) *Ahem* Big Brother is watchingÂ…

Posted by: MiniTru at October 14, 2013 10:28 PM (Vk2pI)

598 Ted Cruz likes to play practical jokes on blind people, such as switching their cane for one that looks like a badass trident or the scepter of Agamemnon.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 14, 2013 10:28 PM (3OFnS)

599 Ted Cruz sold Fidel 10,000 Enron shares, then he pulled the plug.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2013 10:29 PM (AO9UG)

600 Ted Cruz is The Stig.

Posted by: watching Top Gear at October 14, 2013 10:29 PM (7EoL1)

601 Ted Cruz ruined the coal industry by turning it all to diamonds in his fists.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:29 PM (+cx5n)

602 Ted Cruz once played Rook takes Knight, checkmate -- in a game of Tic Tac Toe. Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2013 02:27 AM (+cx5n) Ted Cruz once one a game of "Go Fish" with a royal flush.

Posted by: A gamber who dies quit in his sleep at October 14, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)

603 Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings, and every time Ted Cruz speaks a liberal's head explodes.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:31 PM (+cx5n)

604 Ted Cruz gave meggie Mac n cheese a tv show

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2013 10:32 PM (ufRoT)

605 Big Brother is watchingÂ… I'm a poor bastard; I have nothing to seize that's worth anything to anyone else.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 14, 2013 10:32 PM (/IXKu)

606 Ted Cruz was the inspiration for Action Comics #1

Posted by: Siegel and Shuster at October 14, 2013 10:33 PM (Vk2pI)

607 There is no theory of devolution -- just a list of liberals Ted Cruz has allowed to live.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:33 PM (+cx5n)

608 Ted Cruz's special ingredient is butter. Lots and lots of butter. is this the longest an HQ meme has gone on??

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 10:33 PM (LpbKr)

609 Big Brother is watchingÂ… I'm a poor bastard; I have nothing to seize that's worth anything to anyone else. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 15, 2013 02:32 AM (/IXKu) Don't think that will stop us! Now, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP???

Posted by: INGSOC at October 14, 2013 10:34 PM (Vk2pI)

610

OK.

over 599 comments, over 100 matches on Ted C, and only one match on boob (and that one's part of a nic)

I know this site is changing, but, why the rush??

Posted by: dDan at October 14, 2013 10:34 PM (hwYmz)

611 Ted Cruz's esophagus is a Klein Bottle, which is why he can speak forever without inhaling.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:34 PM (+cx5n)

612 Ted Cruz designed Janets Superbowl attire.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 10:35 PM (LpbKr)

613 There is no theory of devolution -- just a list of liberals Ted Cruz has allowed to live. Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2013 02:33 AM (+cx5n) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JdS-sSKsBc

Posted by: Jocko Homo at October 14, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI)

614 Only Ted Cruz can eat just one potato chip.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:36 PM (+cx5n)

615 Now, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP??? Too bad I didn't have a USB camera attached to my computer. SCOAMF could take note of the fingers I'd be holding up to the lens...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 14, 2013 10:36 PM (/IXKu)

616 If at first you do not fail, Cruz Cruz again.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:36 PM (+cx5n)

617 TedCruz is a killing word.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 10:37 PM (wNF3N)

618 Ted Cruz pays concern trolls to come here and annoy us about how we aren't super serial enough about the impending end of the world AND aren't raunchy enough. At the same time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2013 10:37 PM (ufRoT)

619 The firebrand Ted Cruz has yet to account for his whereabouts just before the Hindenburg's suspicious combustion in NJ.

Posted by: B.Y.O.B./AP at October 14, 2013 10:38 PM (gQKHE)

620 Wanna know what really destroyed Krypton...

Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Superman at October 14, 2013 10:39 PM (7EoL1)

621 Ted Cruz taunts happy fun ball.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (ufRoT)

622 Too bad I didn't have a USB camera attached to my computer. SCOAMF could take note of the fingers I'd be holding up to the lens... Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 15, 2013 02:36 AM (/IXKu) *smiles* Time for my prostate exam already?

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

623 Were you there when they crucified my Lord Oh were you there when they crucified my Lord (Oooh sometimes it causes me to tremble) tremble Were you there when they crucified my Lord Were you there when they nailed him to the cross Were you there when they nailed him to the cross (Oooh sometimes it causes me to tremble) tremble Were you there when they nailed him to the cross Were you there when they laid him in the tomb Were you there when they laid him in the tomb Oooh sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble Were you there when they laid him in the tomb Well were you there when the stone was rolled away Were you there when the stone was rolled away (Oooh sometimes it causes me to tremble) tremble Were you there when the stone was rolled away Cruz was there. Trying to roll the stone back!

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (LpbKr)

624 Wanna know what really destroyed Krypton... Ted Cruz. Posted by: Superman at October 15, 2013 02:39 AM (7EoL1) I bow down to Ted Cruz's superior intelligenceÂ…

Posted by: Brainiac at October 14, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

625 Ted Cruz put a horny tarantula in CAC's lens case just to make him scream.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 10:42 PM (wNF3N)

626 Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smilin' at everybody he sees Who's reachin' out to capture a moment Everyone knows it's Ted Cruz And Ted Cruz has stormy eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Ted Curz has wings to fly Above the clouds (above the clouds) Above the clouds (above the clouds)

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:43 PM (+cx5n)

627 "Sympathy for Ted Cruz"

Nah, nah, too evil.

Let's go with "Sympathy for the Devil."

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at October 14, 2013 10:43 PM (7EoL1)

628 Time for my prostate exam already? I gots a better tool for you besides a finger... heh heh...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 14, 2013 10:44 PM (/IXKu)

629 Pandora opened her box in 1970...and Ted Cruz came out.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:46 PM (+cx5n)

630 630 Ted Cruz has a collection of golden fiddles he won off of some rube down in Georgia.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 10:47 PM (wNF3N)

631 Ted Cruz once spent four hours wrestling with an anaconda...and then realized he was merely masturbating.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:47 PM (+cx5n)

632 When Ted Cruz joined the Washington Generals, they won the Exhibition League.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:50 PM (+cx5n)

633 Hit Girl wishes she could grow up to be Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2013 10:50 PM (hO9ad)

634 I gots a better tool for you besides a finger... heh heh... Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 15, 2013 02:44 AM (/IXKu) KinkyÂ…

Posted by: Barry Obama, quinticential "catcher" at October 14, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)

635 Ted Cruz's hair has more Twitter followers than the entire nation of Zambia.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:52 PM (+cx5n)

636 Led Zeppelin wrote Stairway To Heaven after watching Ted Cruz work out on a StairMaster.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 10:53 PM (wNF3N)

637 Time waits for no man. Unless that man happens to be Ted Cruz.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:54 PM (+cx5n)

638 521 heartburn -- sleep in recliner half sitting up.

Posted by: sinmi at October 14, 2013 10:54 PM (P9kUH)

639 Ted Cruz played the bad guy in Blazing Saddles that said "Rape, arson, murder, and rape!"

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:55 PM (E7Iyp)

640 Ted Cruz's body is composed entirely of Higgs Bosons.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:56 PM (+cx5n)

641 Ted Cruz caused the 2008 stock market crash.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 10:56 PM (M1gmo)

642 Heck, Ted Cruz WAS the Great Depression!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 10:56 PM (E7Iyp)

643 Ted Cruz stole the Nobel Peace prize while bombing syrias you guys.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 10:56 PM (M1gmo)

644 I came up with the ideas for Inferno after being dutch ovened by Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Dante Alighieri at October 14, 2013 10:57 PM (7EoL1)

645 When CERN finally completed their experiments, they discovered that the Higgs Boson was not the God Particle after all -- it was the Ted Cruz Particle.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:58 PM (+cx5n)

646 Ted Cruz is the scythe which Cronus used to separate Uranus from his beloved orbs.

Posted by: Freudo the hobbit mobster at October 14, 2013 10:59 PM (gQKHE)

647 The Manhattan Project was actually a failure; they ended up having to drop Ted Cruz on Hiroshima.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 10:59 PM (+cx5n)

648 The Emperor said 'Yes, Master' when Cruz told him how he was to be addressed in the future.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM (wNF3N)

649 After Ted Cruz told us to get off his lawn we found that crappy garden.

Posted by: Adam and Eve at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM (7EoL1)

650 Ted Cruz was behind the Black Plague, Gabe told me.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM (M1gmo)

651 The army gave the Indians blankets full of Ted Cruz

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:00 PM (E7Iyp)

652 Ted Cruz once won a staring contest...against the sun.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:01 PM (+cx5n)

653 Ted Cruz is the Kwisatz Haderach

Posted by: Bene Gesserit at October 14, 2013 11:02 PM (Vk2pI)

654 The Permian Extinction? Ted Cruz had a bad hair day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 11:02 PM (wNF3N)

655 These aren't Chuck-like facts. Ted Cruz is all that AILS us

As NWC said, Gabe said so...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:02 PM (E7Iyp)

656 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for killing my career.

Posted by: Jim Carey at October 14, 2013 11:03 PM (M1gmo)

657 The Golden Horde catapulted Ted Cruz over the walls of Kaffa in 1346.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:03 PM (+cx5n)

658 I have no idea what I said on stage after having that beer from Ted Cruz

Posted by: Michal Richards at October 14, 2013 11:03 PM (E7Iyp)

659 When Zuul opens its refridgerator, it finds Ted Cruz inside.

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2013 11:04 PM (hO9ad)

660 Ted Cruz was really the mastermind of my Great Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM (M1gmo)

661 Ted Cruz invented the straw. Out of kindness. His enemies have to eat somehow.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM (+cx5n)

662

Ted Cruz made me do this post.

Posted by: dDan at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM (hwYmz)

663 Ted Cruz built the Great Wall of China.....on a Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM (HtUkt)

664 Cthulu comes to our world because Ted Cruz ruined his.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at October 14, 2013 11:05 PM (M1gmo)

665 missed it by one

Posted by: dDan at October 14, 2013 11:06 PM (hwYmz)

666 BignJames got the NUMBER. It is Ted Cruz's sign.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:06 PM (M1gmo)

667 Ted Cruz has a bear skin rug on his bedroom floor; the bears's not dead, it's just too afraid to move.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:07 PM (+cx5n)

668 Ted Cruz's hair is so big because it needs to hide the "666" birthmark covering the entire top of his head.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:08 PM (+cx5n)

669 Ted Cruz created the shutdown to raise money for war criminals and abortion clinics.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:08 PM (M1gmo)

670 I'll never forgive Ted Cruz for pointing out how little Green Eggs and Ham we eat.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:09 PM (M1gmo)

671 Just saying "Ted" gives John McCain a rash.

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 11:09 PM (HtUkt)

672 Hercules develops neuroses at the mere thought of eye contact with Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Freudo the hobbit mobster at October 14, 2013 11:09 PM (gQKHE)

673 LMAO. Ya'll are bringing the funny tonight.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 11:10 PM (LpbKr)

674 Ted Cruz is the God-Emperor

Posted by: Imperium of Man at October 14, 2013 11:10 PM (Vk2pI)

675 I just woke up. Ted Cruz all the way down, I take it?

Posted by: Epobirs at October 14, 2013 11:11 PM (kcfmt)

676 The only time Ted Cruz made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:11 PM (+cx5n)

677 The Big Bang was just Ted Cruz farting.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:13 PM (+cx5n)

678 I just woke up. Ted Cruz all the way down, I take it? Posted by: Epobirs at October 15, 2013 03:11 AM (kcfmt) You didn't wake up. Ted Cruz willed you to awaken-ness

Posted by: TPH at October 14, 2013 11:14 PM (Vk2pI)

679 Ted Cruz wished Billy Mumy into the corn field.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:15 PM (+cx5n)

680

well, say what you want...

Ted Cruz just brought me another beer.

I'm forever in his debt.

Posted by: dDan at October 14, 2013 11:16 PM (hwYmz)

681 Ace cancelled his vacation this week because Cruz said 'nuh uh'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2013 11:16 PM (wNF3N)

682 Ted Cruz is able to touch MC Hammer.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:16 PM (+cx5n)

683 just woke up. Ted Cruz all the way down, I take it?

Ted Cruz is responsible of all the evil in the world.. Gabe and John McGramnisty, and Peter King told us so.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:17 PM (E7Iyp)

684 People suffer from anemia because Ted Cruz's blood hogs all the iron.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:17 PM (+cx5n)

685 Little known fact: Grand Theft Auto IV was a thinly veiled autobiography of Ted Cruz's exploits before he entered politics.

Except for the one mission where you don't kill anyone. That one was completely made up.

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2013 11:17 PM (hO9ad)

686 Luke Skywalker knows there is no good left in Ted Cruz

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:19 PM (E7Iyp)

687 Signing Ted Cruz to play all positions, the Chicago Cubs won a World Series.

Posted by: heh at October 14, 2013 11:19 PM (7EoL1)

688 Nope, as I said above, Ted Cruz put the Goat Curse on the Cubbies

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:20 PM (E7Iyp)

689 Three times in the past week I saw "I'm ready for Hillary" bumper stickers. Who is financing this campaign? mainly in urban area Atlanta. Who was on television the other day saying that the shutdown only helps Hillary? think it was OR but not sure - maybe during his interview with Carville. Idiots.

Posted by: whaha at October 14, 2013 11:21 PM (J3POh)

690 Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice origininally called it "Ted Cruz Superstar"

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 11:21 PM (Vk2pI)

691 Ted Cruz taught Yoko Ono how to sing.

...and Miley Cyrus how to dance.

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2013 11:21 PM (hO9ad)

692 Ted Cruz burned Savanna

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:22 PM (E7Iyp)

693 694 True evil..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:22 PM (E7Iyp)

694 Ted Cruz asked me to give his hair a quick trim with Excalibur...

it broke.

Posted by: King Arthur at October 14, 2013 11:23 PM (7EoL1)

695 Ted Cruz knows what the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow isÂ… both African and European swallow!

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at October 14, 2013 11:23 PM (Vk2pI)

696 Dunking you unaware into the river Styx, a cackling Ted Cruz will prank your miserable soul on its final voyage.

Posted by: Freudo the hobbit mobster at October 14, 2013 11:23 PM (gQKHE)

697 Ted Cruz does not sleep. He waits.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:24 PM (+cx5n)

698 Ted Cruz asked me to give his hair a quick trim with Excalibur...

it broke.

Posted by: King Arthur at October 15, 2013 03:23 AM (7EoL1)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Isildur at October 14, 2013 11:25 PM (hO9ad)

699 >>>691 Nope, as I said above, Ted Cruz put the Goat Curse on the Cubbies

Apologies... Ted Cruz blinded me and kept me from reading that far back.

Posted by: heh at October 14, 2013 11:25 PM (7EoL1)

700 All work and no play makes Ted Cruz a dull boy...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:25 PM (E7Iyp)

701 When you say "Ted Cruz" three times in front of a mirror...

...nothing happens...

...until you sleep...

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2013 11:27 PM (hO9ad)

702 Ted Cruz can headbutt himself in the face.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:28 PM (+cx5n)

703 Ted Cruz also taught Linda McCartney and Donna Godchaux how to sing too.. (Jack Straw around? lol)

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:29 PM (E7Iyp)

704 When Freud gave Obama a Rorschach Test, everything looked like Ted Cruz.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:30 PM (+cx5n)

705 I am become Ted Cruz, destroyer of worldsÂ…

Posted by: J. Robert Oppenheimer at October 14, 2013 11:30 PM (Vk2pI)

706 Ted Cruz made Dylan go electric.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:30 PM (E7Iyp)

707 Atlas didn't shrug. Ted Cruz gave him a wedgie.

Posted by: zombie marilyn at October 14, 2013 11:31 PM (PlzOe)

708 When the Beatles sang "Eight Days a Week," they were referring to Ted Cruz's work ethic.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:31 PM (+cx5n)

709 It really sucks, now I need four horseman to do the job Ted Cruz used to do by all by himself.

Posted by: The Apocalypse at October 14, 2013 11:31 PM (7EoL1)

710 Whoop Ass opens up a can of Ted Cruz.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:32 PM (+cx5n)

711 Ted Cruz charted airplanes for Lynyrd Skynard.

He also bar-tended for Keith Moon and Bonzo

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:33 PM (E7Iyp)

712 Plato never told how Socrates ingested hemlock only to spare himself humiliation at Cruz's merciless questions scheduled later in the trial.

Posted by: Freudo the hobbit mobster at October 14, 2013 11:33 PM (gQKHE)

713 Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Verbal Kent at October 14, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)

714 716 Alex P, or Micheal?

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:34 PM (E7Iyp)

715 The Palestinians now demand Calgary as their capital.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2013 11:35 PM (+cx5n)

716 #692

The whole Clinton campaign apparatus is waiting in a semi-dormant state, just waiting for the call. There is a certain type of person who is as religiously attached to Hillary as blacks became to Obama, despite most having never heard of him before 2007.

Out here, if I have to drive any significant distance, I can expect to see at least one 'Hillary 2016' bumper sticker.

OTOH, there is a growing number of people who think Obama descended from Heaven to rule us and there will be a Constitutional change (or simply lose it entirely) allowing Obama to run for a third term. Tom Hanks pushed the idea while making an appearance for his new movie. Which makes me want to dig out my boxes of DVDs and toss every one with Hanks in it in the garbage.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 14, 2013 11:35 PM (kcfmt)

717 The fever breaks. Night terrors cease.

Posted by: Freudo the hobbit mobster at October 14, 2013 11:37 PM (gQKHE)

718 Tom Hanks pushed the idea while making an appearance for his new movie. Which makes me want to dig out my boxes of DVDs and toss every one with Hanks in it in the garbage. Posted by: Epobirs at October 15, 2013 03:35 AM (kcfmt) He was always a mediocre actor who was praised far above his abilities. He hasn't done anything even so-so since "The 'Burbs"

Posted by: The Critical Hat at October 14, 2013 11:37 PM (Vk2pI)

719 719 Ugh..

I'm glad I don't own anything except Band of Brothers by him.

My friend LOVES that POS Gump tho. I'll have to pass that along to him..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:39 PM (E7Iyp)

720 721 I didn't like The Burbs. I guess I knew what was coming or something..

So, for me, he hasnt been good since Bachelor Party

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:40 PM (E7Iyp)

721 Night all. A little Ted Cruz mood music: "The Call of Ted Cruz" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1RTgznup5c

Posted by: \m/ The Political Cruz \m/ at October 14, 2013 11:42 PM (Vk2pI)

722 717 716 Alex P, or Micheal? Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 03:34 AM (E7Iyp) Buster

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 11:42 PM (HtUkt)

723 BTW, know what happened to his co-star, Peter Scolari?

Ted Cruz

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:42 PM (E7Iyp)

724 725 Ha!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:43 PM (E7Iyp)

725 The piss in 'Piss Christ!.. Any guesses?

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 11:44 PM (LpbKr)

726 Ted Cruz caused the extinction of the wooly mammoths by shaving them naked, tying their trunks together, and throwing them, 2 by 2, into the Bering Sea, while his steely eyes beamed a reflection of Russia directly at Sarah Palin's house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2013 11:44 PM (8Fl6F)

727 Maybe if they find Joe Biden he'll be able to save us from hitting the debt ceiling death star.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at October 14, 2013 11:44 PM (2/oBD)

728 Ted Cruz gave the Underpants Gnomes their formula for success.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:44 PM (E7Iyp)

729 Ted Cruz used the Shroud of Turin as a wipe-diap.

Posted by: RWC at October 14, 2013 11:45 PM (LpbKr)

730 Bruce Dern in The Burbs Michael Gross in Tremors Near B-movies thrive with survivalist vitality in supporting roles.

Posted by: Freudo the hobbit mobster at October 14, 2013 11:45 PM (gQKHE)

731 733 yeah, Bruce was good in the Burbs. And others like Black Sunday..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:46 PM (E7Iyp)

732 Ted Cruz swims around in the Arctic Ocean drowning polar bears.

Posted by: zombie marilyn at October 14, 2013 11:46 PM (PlzOe)

733 Tom Hanks pushed the idea while making an appearance for his new movie. Posted by: Epobirs at October 15, 2013 03:35 AM (kcfmt) They're *so close* to having enough power to purge the unbelievers they can *taste* it!

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 14, 2013 11:48 PM (qyfb5)

734 They're *so close* to having enough power to purge the unbelievers they can *taste* it! Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2013 03:48 AM (qyfb5) May they jump the gun and be purged by the saneÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2013 11:49 PM (Vk2pI)

735 Ted Cruz put depleted uranium thumbtacks on Pony Tail's bicycle seat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2013 11:49 PM (8Fl6F)

736 amen

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:49 PM (E7Iyp)

737 Who here thinks we hit Thursday without any "deal" aka complete surrender by the GOP? I wonder if the House says FU to the Senate?

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:51 PM (M1gmo)

738 I told my wife she could have any fantasy she wanted. The next thing I knew, Ted Cruz painted our house and washed her car.

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2013 11:51 PM (PlzOe)

739 I just read an article that the evil nazi Ted Cruz was meeting with 20 house republicans at around 12:00 am. I wonder what they were chatting about...

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:52 PM (M1gmo)

740 740 Who here thinks we hit Thursday without any "deal" aka complete surrender by the GOP? I wonder if the House says FU to the Senate?

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 03:51 AM (M1gmo)

====

who here thinks that no matter what happens (up to and including ritual suicide by the entire left side of the political sphere) it will be reported as the complete surrender by the GOP by just about everyone?

Posted by: jc at October 14, 2013 11:53 PM (PlzOe)

741 McConnel said he was hopeful. Thinks he and The Searchlight Strangler are on the right path.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:53 PM (E7Iyp)

742 Hopefully its to play this to them..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vjqfvZVReM

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:54 PM (E7Iyp)

743 744 McConnel said he was hopeful. Thinks he and The Searchlight Strangler are on the right path. Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 03:53 AM (E7Iyp) Sooo....we can look forward to being screwed again?

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2013 11:55 PM (HtUkt)

744 742 The Nazi's think Ted Cruz goes too far.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:55 PM (E7Iyp)

745 Yeah, it was just a brief soundbite on the radio just about an hr ago.

I posted a closer quote to what he said somewhere above lol.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:56 PM (E7Iyp)

746 who here thinks that no matter what happens (up to and including ritual suicide by the entire left side of the political sphere) it will be reported as the complete surrender by the GOP by just about everyone? Posted by: jc at October 15, 2013 03:53 AM (PlzOe) Reading the "deal" excerpts released earlier looked pretty much like a total surrender. The republicans wanted their token enforcement procedures on the subsidies that were already not being enforced and the democrats get another tax break for their supporters. WTF do we get? A big fat nothing. PLUS we may get the sequester spending levels removed. How is that not complete surrender?

Posted by: NWConservative at October 14, 2013 11:57 PM (M1gmo)

747 LiB LiB LiB!!

(to the tune of Let it Snow)

Posted by: JarvisW at October 14, 2013 11:58 PM (E7Iyp)

748 Oh I forgot, "we" MAY get the medical device tax removed which is a BIG FAT NOTHING for conservatives or americans in general. Just another giveaway for the well connected businessmen. Why am I still penalized and taxed UNEQUALLY? Any republican voting for this should be primaried.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:00 AM (M1gmo)

749 "Tremendous Progress.. Everyone needs to be patient" Searchlight Harry

(too bad hes not smart enough to make that pun on purpose)

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:01 AM (E7Iyp)

750 They just played that on the radio. Didnt do McChinless' again tho.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:02 AM (E7Iyp)

751 BTW Ted Cruz still wants to kill Grandma and the Middle Class.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:02 AM (M1gmo)

752 and BTW, Ted Cruz stole McConnell's chin.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:03 AM (E7Iyp)

753 750 LiB LiB LiB!! (to the tune of Let it Snow) Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 03:58 AM (E7Iyp) IF I'm not mistaken there was a full song posted here a couple of months ago. Shit. G'night all. 8am comes quick.

Posted by: RWC at October 15, 2013 12:04 AM (LpbKr)

754 With that, I'm off to bed. Got to get some sleep for the crap coming down the pike tomorrow. Got my congressman on speed dial.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 12:04 AM (M1gmo)

755 Any republican voting for this should be primaried.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 04:00 AM (M1gmo)

===

if 'primaried' means being tarred, feathered and having a fence post shoved up their ass, I'm for it. Or at least someone could pull a number 7 on 'em.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2013 12:04 AM (PlzOe)

756 K, later guys!

I guess I should put it up too..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:05 AM (E7Iyp)

757 749 who here thinks that no matter what happens (up to and including ritual suicide by the entire left side of the political sphere) it will be reported as the complete surrender by the GOP by just about everyone?
Posted by: jc at October 15, 2013 03:53 AM (PlzOe)

Reading the "deal" excerpts released earlier looked pretty much like a total surrender. The republicans wanted their token enforcement procedures on the subsidies that were already not being enforced and the democrats get another tax break for their supporters. WTF do we get? A big fat nothing. PLUS we may get the sequester spending levels removed. How is that not complete surrender?

Posted by: NWConservative at October 15, 2013 03:57 AM (M1gmo)

====

I don't know any details for sure. I just know who owns the media and how much people like to bitch. It is a guarantee how it will be reported, regardless of the details.

Posted by: jc at October 15, 2013 12:06 AM (PlzOe)

758 758 Tar n feathers may be too good for em!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:07 AM (E7Iyp)

759 www.jammiewf.com/2013/the-state-of-todays-media-ted-cruz-was-a-smelly-terrible-roommate/

Holy Cow!! The meme is spreading to the Left already!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:13 AM (E7Iyp)

760 I'm in Japan headed for Bangkok. Get to fly over/thru a typhoon in an hour. Joy!

Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 15, 2013 12:16 AM (RnIin)

761 woah! Good luck!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:18 AM (E7Iyp)

762 Know when I quit giving a shit? About 2006. When I was trying to wake Ã˜-Merica up to what a "transformative" threat
Ã˜-Bozo was.

You wanted him- deal with the aftermath, Ã˜-Merica.

Idjits.

Posted by: backhoe at October 15, 2013 12:22 AM (ULH4o)

763 Dont blame me! I didn't vote for him

(or any RINOs either)

Posted by: JarvisW at October 15, 2013 12:28 AM (E7Iyp)

764 Ted Cruz is uglier than I am! ... That didn't come out right.

Posted by: Carol at October 15, 2013 12:33 AM (IJHzz)

765 The shutdown is so bad, Nancy Pelosi will have to keep her face for another year!!

Posted by: Jay Leno at October 15, 2013 12:34 AM (E7Iyp)

766 >>>768 The shutdown is so bad, Nancy Pelosi will have to keep her face for another year!!

You don't even wanna know how much the debt ceiling would need to be raised to try to fix that!!!

Posted by: The CBO at October 15, 2013 12:39 AM (7EoL1)

767 Â“I think that IÂ’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,Â” Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. Â“I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And IÂ’ll tell you right now that IÂ’m going to think IÂ’m a better political director than my political director.Â” It goes without saying, therefore, that Obama considers himself to be a better computer programmer than his computer programmers and thus, the OCare debacle. Hang this albatross on his neck, again and again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at October 15, 2013 12:53 AM (2liOw)

768 er ah uh I can't hear myself...uh uh that was er different uh Bush baa baaad me gooo ood....

//Momjeans I the SCOAMF

Posted by: sven10077 at October 15, 2013 12:53 AM (9jfyN)

769 Is anybody gonna be subject to Ocare.....besides us?

Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2013 12:56 AM (HtUkt)

770 Obama should be the guinea pig, along with Pelosi for Obamacare! They suck!

Posted by: CarolT at October 15, 2013 01:06 AM (z4WKX)

771 I love Ted Cruz!

Posted by: CarolT at October 15, 2013 01:10 AM (z4WKX)

772 No airbursts again tonight, huh? That's okay. Just means more of the same tomorrow. We can live with that. One of these days though, there is definitely going to be a reckoning and a "choosing sides" moment. If ya' haven't been melted by some 3rd world maniac. Ban maniacs, not guns!

Posted by: and irresolute at October 15, 2013 01:24 AM (RqHWH)

773 #770

Considering how well the software has worked thus far, I might be willing to entertain the idea. But then, a dead badger might be a better coder than the people they hired.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 15, 2013 01:32 AM (kcfmt)

774 A live badger would unquestionably be better.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 15, 2013 01:33 AM (kcfmt)

775 If the NPS agrees to open certain parks because the state in which it located is now funding their operation, then by rights, those states ought to appropriate those parks, for good, and not cede their operation and ownership park to the NPS when the shutdown ends. Federalism, baby!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at October 15, 2013 01:41 AM (+5ahd)

776 Ok....so supposedly CGI or whoever didn't get $634million for the O-Care software....only $94million....and that's a bargain for stuff that don't work.

Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2013 01:46 AM (HtUkt)

777
I gave Ted Cruz his first blowjob.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa Gabor at October 15, 2013 01:48 AM (pJF+c)

778 May-December romance?

Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2013 01:57 AM (HtUkt)

779 780 Zsa Zsa Gabor at October 15, 2013 05:48 AM (pJF+c)

I gave Bawney Fwank his...

Posted by: Liberace at October 15, 2013 01:58 AM (9jfyN)

780 wow I killed the thread....

Posted by: sven10077 at October 15, 2013 02:11 AM (9jfyN)

781 #779

Many years ago the CA DMV had a big software project that completely crashed and burned. They ended up scrapping it completely, along with the hardware that had been purchased. By the time they gave up the hardware was too old for any new developer to want to use it for the next attempt.

The cost? Officially $41 million. So yeah, $94 million for a national project failure is cheap as such things go. I'm amazed that the project came in under a $Billion.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 15, 2013 02:12 AM (kcfmt)

782 772 Is anybody gonna be subject to Ocare.....besides us? Posted by: BignJames

I am having nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Flyover Country at October 15, 2013 02:19 AM (ULH4o)

783

Good morning, people who live in my computer. Up early again with heartburn and a general sense of impending doom, but mostly heartburn.

SNAFU, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 15, 2013 02:29 AM (0HooB)

784 I really hope we can spend some morning time discussing the White House garden.
Three good articles on Drudge.
And the articles have some comments that are good enough to roll around in.

It's almost getting hard to find a 50/50 balance of pro/con Obama comments on any political article on the internetz.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2013 02:30 AM (DtMZU)

785

I really hope we can spend some morning time discussing the White House garden.

Three good articles on Drudge.

And the articles have some comments that are good enough to roll around in.

I guess TFG closed the garden down and put barrycades around it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 15, 2013 02:32 AM (0HooB)

786 BB

Observe the awesome power of the Government Shutdown.

The Semi-official blog of the White House garden

http://tinyurl.com/n6v6a3l

It's full of awesome goodness, smothered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2013 02:38 AM (DtMZU)

787 Anyone here?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 15, 2013 02:40 AM (P/47D)

788 *Chirp.....chirp!!*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2013 02:41 AM (DtMZU)

789 Oh look....time to wake the kidlet for school.
BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 15, 2013 02:42 AM (DtMZU)

790 So has those feckless invertebrate republican 'leaders' caved yet? I keep hearing stories about them being close to a 'deal'. I really want them to just say "Nope, the ceiling is the limit and we pay what we've rung up." Then give Barky et al a CR that funds the debt payment, SS and the military for the rest of the year, and walk away until January.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 15, 2013 02:46 AM (P/47D)

791

It's full of awesome goodness, smothered in awesome sauce.

Especially the comments. Typical of the Progressive rot being forced upon us for no good reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 15, 2013 02:48 AM (0HooB)

792 I meant the comments at the first Drudge link.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 15, 2013 02:49 AM (0HooB)

793 Newd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 15, 2013 02:53 AM (0HooB)

794 The government has plenty of money to pay debt. TFG only wants more to make the republicans look like they caved. With McConnell itÂ’s likely they will. IÂ’m not calling myself a republican now. I am a conservative and stopped voting for the party nominee this year with the MA special election to replace John F. Kerry. I refused to waste my time voting for R that should have been in the dem primary. Gabriel Gomez, MA R party thinks he has potential. He wrote letter to Deval Patrick asking to be appointed to seat, and he donated to TFG and supports his agenda. Of course the letter came out but he still won primary, probably because he was Navy SEAL. I had to tell people about letter because they were going to vote in primary for him.

Posted by: CarolT at October 15, 2013 02:56 AM (z4WKX)

795
Dandyism: 16... wow... I thought I was a LOT dandier than that. I even padded some of the answers, but had to subtract extra when I realized crew isn't a dandy sport.

Signature: My signature is about as pretentious and douchy as they get. In my early 20's, I was trying to establish myself as an artist and designer, and started "drawing" my signature, instead of signing my name. After a few hundred iterations, it became muscle memory. Now, only medical professionals can tell that those two-and-a-half scribbles are all 19 characters of my full name.

Posted by: Reverend Darkness at October 15, 2013 06:12 AM (fkaxc)

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