October 03, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (10-3-2013)
— Maetenloch

Day 3 of the Government Slowdown: Things Begin to Escalate A Bit

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Shutdown, Schmutdown

Mr. Fall 2013, you ain't all that. We've had quite a few government shutdowns before and so far you aren't even average yet.

The frequency with which America has previously reached this point betrays another inconvenient truth: the willingness to shut down the federal Leviathan is by no means limited to the advocates of small government. As my colleague Andrew Stiles notes today, during the supposedly bipartisan wonder years of Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neill - which are typically rolled out by revisionists to demonstrate what can happen if we all just "work together" - the government shut down no fewer than eight times, mostly at O'Neill's insistence. Likewise, during Bill Clinton's eight years in office, which are fondly remembered as a time of solid economic growth and bipartisan achievement, the government was sent home twice - on both occasions after Clinton rejected the budget.

Overall, the statistics might surprise: Of the 17 shutdowns in America's history, Democrats controlled the House during 15 and had charge of both chambers during eight. Five shutdowns happened under unified government! This makes sense. Government shutdowns are caused by legitimate and welcome disagreement between equal branches. They are certainly more likely to happen in divided government, but it is not a prerequisite.

Meet Your Oppressors: The Pale Penis People

For as long as I have been alive, public policy types have been harping about the gap between blacks and whites. Sometimes they take a break and yammer on about the lack of females in science, technology and math fields. They always start with the same premise. The pale penis people have rigged the game and are surreptitiously keeping the black man down and the chicks out of the science lab.

Don't Give Joe Biden Anything Classified

He leads a carefree life without any consequences and sometimes is a wee bit careless.

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How Crazy is New York City Real Estate?

So crazy that you could literally buy a castle for the same price as a 4 bedroom walk-up apartment in the city.

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Our Modern Schools: Police Officer Asked Not to Wear Uniform at Daughter's School Because Gun

CA High School: NRA Shirt "Promotes Gun Violence"

I'm beginning to think that all school principals need to be legally required to undergo mental illness screenings focusing especially on neurosis and hoplophobia.

I also have a pet theory that you only see this kind of stupid when there aren't any men with any authority at a school.

Saying of the Day

Sounds kinda Peruvian.

When the axe came into the Forest, the trees said "The handle is one of us".

The Party Stephen Hawking Threw For Time Travelers 

Steven Hawking came up with a simple and clever way of seeing if time travel is possible. On June 28, 2009, he threw a party for time travellers from the future...but didn't advertise it until after the party was already over.

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Sexy FAIL

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Yahoo group. That is all.

The group thingy. And the middle class.

And my Twitter spew.

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1 yaaay

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 04:38 PM (bJm7W)

2 Wow!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 04:38 PM (DmNpO)

3 Really excited about that Abbasid-era Jewish prayer-book.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 04:40 PM (d7tB2)

4 I'm beginning to think that all school principals need to be legally required to undergo mental illness screenings focusing especially on neurosis and hoplophobia. How about just taking back the function from a government that obviously is not capable of handling it? It's not going to get better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 04:40 PM (qyfb5)

5 I was just watching The Office on Netflix and the third episode was the health insurance episode. Man, how times have changed.... the characters were worried about a $1200 deductible ...

We would kill to have that again, huh?

Posted by: KG[/i][/b] at October 03, 2013 04:40 PM (IPz9m)

6 Is it that late already?

Posted by: rd at October 03, 2013 04:40 PM (D+lxs)

7 Whoa.. Maet!! This is the earliest ONT I can remember and I have been here a loonnngg time!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 04:41 PM (u25eL)

8 THROWS ALL THE THINGS

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 03, 2013 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)

9 Jeeze Maet, you mother give you a bedtime or something? It's only 8:30!

Posted by: Weirddave at October 03, 2013 04:41 PM (jt8G9)

10 I can haz Music Box?

Shit that was an unfortunate Miley Ray Cyrus witticism I guess...

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 04:41 PM (9jfyN)

11 Super early ONT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:41 PM (GEICT)

12 Who runs Obamahtown!

Posted by: Master Barackster [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 04:42 PM (k1nNw)

13 "Your". Should be your, not you. Early ONTs make me typo.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 03, 2013 04:42 PM (jt8G9)

14 Some of the news lately, it feels like some new prayers might be about what we need

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 04:42 PM (d7tB2)

15 8 THROWS ALL THE THINGS Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 03, 2013 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) Come join me in watching the Braves/Dodgers ma'am. Braves pitcher has struck out the first two batters. Oh, and Olberdouche completely froze up on camera during the pre-game and looked like a complete fool. Glorious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:43 PM (GEICT)

16

Go for new comment record....GO!

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 03, 2013 04:43 PM (J3fGN)

17 So... give me some knowledge folks.. I see no front end damage to her car. Did she supposedly ram the barrycades and then what we see on the video happen next? That makes no sense. I am beginning to think big cover up here. Until I see or hear anything different.. I just feel sorry for this poor woman.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 04:43 PM (u25eL)

18 These early ONT's are growing on me.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 04:43 PM (9XBK2)

19 So what is the Biden secret code? b10ckhead?

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 04:44 PM (bJm7W)

20 Funding run out at 9:00 Maet ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 03, 2013 04:44 PM (0iJzo)

21 Nice ONT Maet...

Marilyn...

*sigh*

another game of Peek-A-Boo

http://youtu.be/O9e7sEkLV8Q

Siouxsie and the Banshees

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 04:44 PM (9jfyN)

22
Oh, and Olberdouche completely froze up on camera during the pre-game and looked like a complete fool. Glorious. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 08:43 PM (GEICT)

*settles down next to you grumpily*


That does make me happier.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 03, 2013 04:44 PM (Gk3SS)

23 It is the bedtime for junior ONT.

Posted by: Beagle at October 03, 2013 04:45 PM (sOtz/)

24 Olberdouche completely froze up on camera during the pre-game and looked like a complete fool. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk That's what I needed to lift my heavy heart...Schadenfreude Thanks man

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2013 04:45 PM (MhA4j)

25 Struck out the motherfucking side. Atta boy Medlen!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:45 PM (GEICT)

26 Moron's link to NFL game, free. http://firstrowus1.eu/watch/211867/6/watch-buffalo-bills-vs-cleveland-browns.html

Posted by: John Smith at October 03, 2013 04:45 PM (wR+pz)

27 19 So what is the Biden secret code? b10ckhead?

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 08:44 PM (bJm7W)

M-O-O-N that spells Sooper Sekrit

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (J3fGN)

28 I want that chateau,but than I'd have to live in France.Ah well,ain't got the $5.6 mil anyway.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (9XBK2)

29 Who runs Barter Town?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (Pr6hk)

30 Hodor!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (d7tB2)

31 Olberdouche completely froze up on camera during the pre-game and looked like a complete fool. *** #KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal Man, that was awkward.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (DmNpO)

32 These early ONT's are growing on me. Posted by: steevy They have a creme for that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (k1nNw)

33 What? Is is that daylight-unsavings-time thing again?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (dfYL9)

34 "For as long as I have been alive, public policy types have been harping about the gap between blacks and whites. Sometimes they take a break and yammer on about the lack of females in science, technology and math fields. They always start with the same premise. The pale penis people have rigged the game and are surreptitiously keeping the black man down and the chicks out of the science lab." But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are...still alive.

Posted by: GLaDOS at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (Dsds2)

35 in other news, honey badger don't give a shit and gerg still swallows. ewww.

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (bJm7W)

36 Can we get a better word than hoplophobia? Nobody knows what hoplo means. Islamophobia. Fear of Islam. Got it. Homophobia. Fear of Homos. Got it. As a political language weapon, hoplophobia is weak cause nobody knows what it means -- except for a small subset of gun activist types. The most successful political language weapon phobias all have easy to understand root words that require no explanation.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 04:46 PM (ZPrif)

37 27 All that's in that folder are pictures of tanks and planes for him to color.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 04:47 PM (9XBK2)

38 That does make me happier. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 03, 2013 08:44 PM (Gk3SS) He literally absolutely froze. Couldn't remember what they were talking about and what was supposed to come next. Was calling out to the producers off camera to tell him what was next. The other guys behind the desk could be best described as having uncomfortable grins plastered to their faces.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:47 PM (GEICT)

39 Oh, fuck, it's gonna be a long night.

Posted by: Olbermann's bathtub at October 03, 2013 04:47 PM (20llX)

40 Hey guys, I think I cracked the code

B E   S U R E   T O   D R I N K   Y O U R   O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at October 03, 2013 04:48 PM (Pr6hk)

41 #KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal Man, that was awkward. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 08:46 PM (DmNpO) Oh holy shit. We gotta do that again at some point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:48 PM (GEICT)

42 Oh holy shit. We gotta do that again at some point. *** I just checked and three of our past tweets remain.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 04:49 PM (DmNpO)

43 love that Biden picture: Carney looks like he's looking at escort ads from the Village Voice web site, and Biden realizes the #Shut%Down means the White House kitchen is all out of whole wheat bread and library paste.

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (bJm7W)

44

I'm beginning to think that all school principals need to be legally required to undergo mental illness screenings focusing especially on neurosis and hoplophobia.

How about just taking back the function from a government that obviously is not capable of handling it?

It's not going to get better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2013 08:40 PM (qyfb5)

 

The problem is these are highly trained professional schooled for years in the finest universities of the land.  And all their "learning" has destroyed any common sense they once held. 

 

Of all my family, the most level headed is my Brother in law, the carpenter.  He went to work the day after he graduated from high school. 

Posted by: rd at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (D+lxs)

45 ARphobia fear of ARs, pirates, and people from the state.

Posted by: a at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (gQKHE)

46 I just checked and three of our past tweets remain. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 08:49 PM (DmNpO) That's it?!?! Bastards.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (GEICT)

47 38 BC1981,

What a fitting comment on the state of brains and talent in "sports Journalism" that Mr. Cow College is the alleged "Captain America" of his trade....

uh yeah turns out he got as lazy as he seemed at MSLSD and Current.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (9jfyN)

48 4 I'm beginning to think that all school principals need to be legally required to undergo mental illness screenings focusing especially on neurosis and hoplophobia.

How about just taking back the function from a government that obviously is not capable of handling it?

It's not going to get better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2013 08:40 PM (qyfb5)



====


it lurched from one absurdity to the next until nothing was left but the absurd.


the national baby sitting service masquerading as an education system has now turned to full indoctrination mode. 


you cannot wear an NRA T-shirt because it interferes with your global warming scare story time.

Posted by: jc at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (PlzOe)

49

Harry Reid and Obama are saying this to the House GOP: "Your guys job is to suck me off." I'll be damned if I would take that. When you show up for "budget" negotiations (like we've had any since Barry came to power!), their position is, to quote Barry Himself from LAST YEAR, "I get everything and you get nothing." So, as the House of Representatives, the ones with the Constitutional power of the purse, here's what you say: "Well then, this is what you get." And you walk away. All bets are on the stamina and fortitude of the House. Can they stick to their guns? They ought to. They ought to exert their Constitutional role. The Presidency has failed us, the Supreme Court has failed us. It's down to this horrible fight.

Posted by: Cowboy at October 03, 2013 04:50 PM (m5TOl)

50 Interesting post here Mr Maetenloch but all of my initial reactions would cause trouble for me.

Well, ok, it does look like Biden has been watching how Putin plays to the camera, but Biden missed something in translation, I think. He needs a director to tell him his motivation for the scene.

Oh, that thing he's holding ...well there was this one time at Ft. Lenardwood. Oh never mind it was a long time ago.

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 04:51 PM (cQnFm)

51 BC, don't know if you've been reading Geraldo's tweets lately, but the dude has issues, and I mean more than usual. It's as if the world is coming down on him. Either that. or he's seeing bogeyman under his bed. A #GeraldosDailyJournal would be fun too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 04:51 PM (DmNpO)

52
As an FYI - Adobe got rooted.  3 million user names, passwords and credit cards stolen. Some of the info may be encrypted, but I wouldn't count on that.

The usual hack drill is strongly recommended, especially is you reuse passwords.

On the upside, free credit checks for a year.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2013 04:51 PM (kdS6q)

53 What a fitting comment on the state of brains and talent in "sports Journalism" that Mr. Cow College is the alleged "Captain America" of his trade.... uh yeah turns out he got as lazy as he seemed at MSLSD and Current. Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 08:50 PM (9jfyN) Sad thing is, he's the closest thing to a "sports anchor/journalist" that's on the TBS panel. Bunch of ex-players that come across as stupid and smug.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

54 you cannot wear an NRA T-shirt because it interferes with your global warming scare story time. Posted by: jc at October 03, 2013 08:50 PM (PlzOe) Or felony possession of fishing tackle. In *Georgia* for crying out loud.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (qyfb5)

55 re 40: oh that's funny. a bit before my time, I think, but I get it. (I'm old enough to remember Saturday morning reruns of Andy' Gang and Crusader Rabbit.)

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (bJm7W)

56

  Was that lady an Obama voter.... that was really mad and was going to talk to Obama about how she counldn't get signed up for Obamacare cause the mutherf*ckin website wouldn't let her?

 

  Because that would be funny..... and I like that story line better than she was just a loon.

Posted by: lunatic fringe at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (PdijJ)

57 I can't go to HotAir.com anymore without risking a computer crash. That site's aggressive ad code has gotten out of control. NRO is getting almost as bad. Posted by: Serious Cat Any chance that it's your computer? Random things to try: • Both Chrome and Firefox have Adblock. It works. • Do a clean install of your browser, java, and flash. Reboot. • Make sure your OS and vid card drivers are up to date.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (k1nNw)

58 Yep, Biden looks all Sad Panda there, like someone just scolded him for trying to eat the paste again.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (Dsds2)

59

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 08:47 PM (GEICT)

 

Video???

Posted by: rd at October 03, 2013 04:52 PM (D+lxs)

60 52 BC, don't know if you've been reading Geraldo's tweets lately, but the dude has issues, and I mean more than usual. It's as if the world is coming down on him. Either that. or he's seeing bogeyman under his bed. A #GeraldosDailyJournal would be fun too. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 08:51 PM (DmNpO) I have not! Jerry is melting down??? *rubs hands gleefully* brb....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:53 PM (GEICT)

61 52 Nidermeyer's Dead Horse,

the selfie was classic...

basically I think #GeraldoRiveraMidLifeCrisisNews would be a riot

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 04:53 PM (9jfyN)

62 Browns' new savior QB, Brian Hoyer, goes down in 1st quarter.  

Brown set new NFL record for shortest resurgence ever

Posted by: phreshone at October 03, 2013 04:53 PM (Pr6hk)

63
And link on the Adobe news: http://tinyurl.com/nfd444p

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2013 04:53 PM (kdS6q)

64 6 Is it that late already? Yeah? On Atlantic time or in the UK?

Posted by: John Smith at October 03, 2013 04:53 PM (wR+pz)

65 Jay has a long mustache.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden, Double Naught Spy at October 03, 2013 04:55 PM (Dwehj)

66 Don Mattingly looks as if he could be Tony La Russa's son. Odd resemblance.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 04:55 PM (dfYL9)

67 It's "spring forward; fall back" not "spring forward; fall back 2 hours", Maet.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at October 03, 2013 04:56 PM (qnPg9)

68 NDH, who is William Morris?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:56 PM (GEICT)

69 What can brown do for you?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 04:56 PM (KRpfP)

70 Geraldo was first being stalked by investigators re a disability claim. Then he decides to sue a hospital or bad surgery. Now he's being sued by the William Morris agency.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 04:56 PM (DmNpO)

71 NDH, who is William Morris? *** the BIG talent agency.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 04:57 PM (DmNpO)

72 William Morris The ad agency?

Posted by: John Smith at October 03, 2013 04:57 PM (wR+pz)

73 Uh oh. Only two channels. This new show The Millers, it sucks. But damn if the young gal doesn't look like Leslie Ann Warren,,, except with great big eyes.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at October 03, 2013 04:57 PM (erYRT)

74 BUUNOS NOCHES MAETENLOCH, HOW ABOUT UNBANNING ME?

Posted by: FUBAR at October 03, 2013 04:57 PM (Cs2tJ)

75
Early ONT
Shutdown probable cause.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 04:57 PM (aDwsi)

76 Choo-Choo Biden picture caption:

"Uh oh... now the Viagra kicks in."

Posted by: non-essential commenter #27791629 at October 03, 2013 04:57 PM (20llX)

77 Holy crap Marie

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 03, 2013 04:58 PM (HVff2)

78 71 Geraldo was first being stalked by investigators re a disability claim. Then he decides to sue a hospital or bad surgery. Now he's being sued by the William Morris agency. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 08:56 PM (DmNpO) *desperately trying not to laugh uproariously*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 04:58 PM (GEICT)

79
Insert Bills vs. Browns Cheerleader here.

J/K nobodies watching that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 04:58 PM (sj9LN)

80 AYE CURUMBA!

Posted by: FUBAR at October 03, 2013 04:58 PM (Cs2tJ)

81 Some say  Barack Obama is a cold calculating prick that cares for nothing but himself.  Others say he cares about golf.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 04:59 PM (gmoEG)

82 so is this the senior citizen early bird special? I have not even thought about eating dinner yet, much less ruin my appetite on the overnight thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 04:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

83 Don't mind me, just clearing off an old sock from early this afternoon.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 04:59 PM (ZE09a)

84 71 Nidermeyer's Dead Horse,

Wait a sec you mean Jerry Rivers is allegedly a person with a repetitive pattern of fraud?

Nah too wild a theory for me.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:00 PM (9jfyN)

85 Does the NFL support cancer research for children, or are they like Senate majority leader and Searchlight Stalker, Harry Reid, who would gladly cast a young cancer victim into the dung heap of history if he could glean one vote more from unemployed union workers at a government run installation?

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2013 05:00 PM (x2W/k)

86

BOOMstickphobia.

 

 

  *drops microphone*

Posted by: lunatic fringe at October 03, 2013 05:00 PM (PdijJ)

87 Gridlock = The system is working as designed.

When everything runs smoothly it means the b*stards are colluding against us.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 05:01 PM (gmoEG)

88 hey, stuff a sock in it about ny real estate, it is only building up speed so it is able to crash in a spectacular fashion, which I am going to avail myself of in an obscene orgy of real estate consumption.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

89 gunphobia sucks as a word But describing somebody as gunphobic isn't horrible. Or gun-phobic. They have the word gun-nut. Which is effective. Gun-hater. Anti-gunner. Gun-nazi. The good thing about the -phobic insults is it implies an irrational fear and hatred. Immediately puts the other person on the defensive. Homophobic has been a very effective word. Sadly, Islamophobic has as well.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:01 PM (ZPrif)

90 The shotgun is up against the front door.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden, Double Naught Spy at October 03, 2013 05:01 PM (Dwehj)

91 Nah too wild a theory for me. *** I can't get my head around it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:02 PM (DmNpO)

92 The dems all seem to be getting increasingly unhinged lately. Kinda entertaining...I wonder if they sense that they look like complete asses.

Posted by: ET at October 03, 2013 05:02 PM (YpjaN)

93 *desperately trying not to laugh uproariously* *** Why hold back?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:02 PM (DmNpO)

94 The reason why Stephen Hawkins' little time travel party trick didn't work is because no on in the future has ever heard of him. Obviously.

People in the past wouldn't know about the party either.

Duh!

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 05:03 PM (cQnFm)

95 Actually like boomstickphobia. Maybe boomstickophobia. Cause everybody loves boomsticks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:03 PM (ZPrif)

96 90 Nidermeyer's Dead Horse,

Yeah far out...

//Al Capone's crawl space

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:03 PM (9jfyN)

97 MY EVENT HORIZON IS APPROACHING MAETENLOCH!

Posted by: FUBAR at October 03, 2013 05:03 PM (Cs2tJ)

98 Why hold back? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 09:02 PM (DmNpO) Sick. Would kill my throat. I'm actually having to curtail yelling at the drunken midgets. The horror.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:03 PM (GEICT)

99 Good evening, Horde. After saying "fuck you" to each and every Obama-Biden sticker I saw in the parking lot this morning, I went to not learn anything. In my first not-learn-anything class, I was handed back a paper with a grade of 100%. In my second (and only learning anything) class, I got 100% on a quiz. In my third class, I wrote a mid-term exam in 15 minutes. But it's psychology, so it's not for realsies.

Posted by: Gingy (Dave-wife) at October 03, 2013 05:04 PM (jt8G9)

100 Sick. Would kill my throat. I'm actually having to curtail yelling at the drunken midgets. The horror. *** Are you feeling any better?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (DmNpO)

101 I'm sorry but I can't take it anymore. Like most here, I've had people close to me who have battled breast cancer. Like everyone this side of a prison for the criminally insane or a Wahabbi mosque (BIRM,) I deeply hope for a cure. But I can't take this pink stuff anymore.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (dfYL9)

102 I don't get how Hawkings is a lib, they would never let him survive gestation in England these days.

Posted by: madamex at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (1zsKV)

103 Border Patrol ordered to stand down.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (KRpfP)

104 The pale penis people have rigged the game and are surreptitiously keeping the black man down and the chicks out of the science lab.

My experience has been that real women have better things to do than math or science (and they're really not reserved about telling me what a fucking loser I am, either).  The pale penis people could give a shit, with the exception of my dad who seems pleased I'm not living in his basement.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (hO8IJ)

105
I think it is because all the time travelers think he's a jerk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (sj9LN)

106 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (T1005)

107 91 ET,

assume for the sake of simplicity that 30% of thinking people support the GOP 30% support the Dems 20 % are independent and then you have LIV.....

You know the mules know in their hearts anyone with an IQ over 80 that took basic civics knows they are full of shit unless they are their magic 30%

so they're counting on fooling ALL of LIV nation....

but in my heart I believe that LIV can learn.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:05 PM (9jfyN)

108 93 or maybe there were time travellers at the party but they just couldn't be seen or interact with the past...kind of like some star trek phase thingy

Posted by: ET at October 03, 2013 05:06 PM (YpjaN)

109 so do I get a choice of jellos with this thread?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

110 Are you feeling any better? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 09:05 PM (DmNpO) Eh, maybe a little. This stuff is supposed to start kicking in fairly quickly, but I just started taking it yesterday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

111 Holy crap, the Ancient One is here early.

Posted by: Gingy (Dave-wife) at October 03, 2013 05:07 PM (jt8G9)

112 Let me be clear. This is my policy:

Crazed Islamic Jew Killers blowing themselves up in Israel - Negotiate
Crazed Islamic Aspiring Jew Killers building a nuke - Negotiate
Czar of All The Russias - Capitulate
Republicans - Enemy! Do Not Negotiate!
WWII Vets - In the way. Make them suffer.

Posted by: President Pinprick at October 03, 2013 05:07 PM (bKA83)

113 The dude with all them bananas, wtf!?

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 03, 2013 05:07 PM (Tz35j)

114 Dave in Texas tweeted this (It's old but still funny) : http://t.co/SJKSPLIIcf Which reminded me of this: http://binged.it/18VU6Tk Anyone in the mood for new furniture?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:08 PM (DmNpO)

115 I thought the key elements of hawking's theories were discredited and he was more or less flailing about, intellec tually, trying to save his reputation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

116 111 fastfreefall,

#AndrewSullivanUnplugged

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:08 PM (9jfyN)

117 Yes we have no bananas.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 05:08 PM (KRpfP)

118 Biden... Joe Biden... and I like my library paste spooned, not shaken...


Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 05:08 PM (bJm7W)

119 FUCK

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:08 PM (GEICT)

120
Oh Fuck, the first down stripe is pink now?  Come on Smod, please already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 05:09 PM (sj9LN)

121 Reid... Harry Reid... and I like my children stirred up, not shaken...

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 05:09 PM (bJm7W)

122 I agree.. and I love the color pink.. you know.. being a girl and all.. but enuf already!!!!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 05:09 PM (u25eL)

123 Oh, hai Marilyn.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:10 PM (L4p+9)

124 what's a first down stripe? Who gets to be on top, Barky or Reggie..?

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 05:10 PM (bJm7W)

125 Are the ONTs early because of the shutdown?

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2013 05:10 PM (z9HTb)

126 Where's Miss Moneypenny? I'm in the mood for a twerk.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden, Double Naught Spy at October 03, 2013 05:10 PM (Dwehj)

127 I'm sorry but I can't take it anymore. Like most here, I've had people close to me who have battled breast cancer. Like everyone this side of a prison for the criminally insane or a Wahabbi mosque (BIRM,) I deeply hope for a cure. But I can't take this pink stuff anymore. *** It's for AWARENESS. For Heaven's sake, we are all AWARE!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:10 PM (DmNpO)

128

Anyone in Socal that can watch, there is a look back on wally george. It's on kdoc ch 56. Sat at 8 pm. It is worth a watch if you have never seen him.

Posted by: oc joe at October 03, 2013 05:10 PM (V+Pei)

129 I can't wait till all action movies released during Breast Cancer Awareness month have the villain and hero both in pink.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:11 PM (ZPrif)

130 >>> Are the ONTs early because of the shutdown? They cause predictable joke patterns, also.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2013 05:11 PM (z9HTb)

131 I am pretty sure we all are aware of tits.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 05:12 PM (KRpfP)

132 Banana whoreder. Sick shit. I just barfed in my shoes.

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 03, 2013 05:12 PM (Tz35j)

133 And Marilyn had teh A/C.  That is really a good thing for teh guys.  Especially pale guys, for we say "Oh, you are sexy and...what is this?  Cool temperatures and low humidity?  Now you are beyond sexy!

Stop!  I must do my worship...'Thank you Mr. Carrier and all of teh wonderful you have wrought...."

Now to  worship Mr. Farnsworth, for he has brought forth teh football into the cooled room...Now go make like the Earl of Sandwich and start making the foods of the Gods - and with horseradish this time.  The offerings must be correct else teh wrath will fall upon me, and if the wrath falls upon me the Saks credit line is no more!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 05:12 PM (gmoEG)

134 >>>Some say Barack Obama is a cold calculating prick that cares for nothing but himself. Others say he cares about golf.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 08:59 PM (gmoEG)


No no no no no. Can't be. SCOAMF is the Stig?

Posted by: non-essential commenter #27791629 at October 03, 2013 05:12 PM (20llX)

135 129 Boss Moss,

Wew not awl ob us....

//Bawney fwom Bwoston

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:12 PM (9jfyN)

136 I agree.. and I love the color pink.. you know.. being a girl and all.. but enuf already!!!! Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 09:09 PM (u25eL)


I'm talking to dpud and we were discussing how annoyed I am that the Susan B. Komen Foundation has now made me angry at breast cancer awareness stuff. 

He came up with a great new slogan "Find a cure!   So that we can rid the world of Susan B. Komen stuff!"

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 05:12 PM (Gk3SS)

137 Wally George's daughter was worth a look, him I don't know about. I still have tape of him from like 1992 saying he was going to get Howard Stern thrown off of radio.

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 05:13 PM (bJm7W)

138 "I can't go to HotAir.com anymore without risking a computer crash. That site's aggressive ad code has gotten out of control."

It blows my mind that even as late as the year 2013, shitty, hastily cranked out Javascript can cause a modern browser to do an abrupt undignified face plant. You would think we were beyond that stage.

But, Warm Flatus plus Firefox proves the point.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 03, 2013 05:13 PM (gqT4g)

139 Border Patrol being ordered to stand down? No wonder the Democrats want the shutdown to last as long as possible.

Posted by: Prometheus at October 03, 2013 05:13 PM (U3HEI)

140 I had a flu shot two days ago on my right arm. My right nipple has been sore ever since. No clue why.

/tmi i suppose

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 05:13 PM (d7tB2)

141 Also, what is the point of breast cancer awareness pink ribbons at this point? Aren't we all pretty aware of it? Is anybody not aware it's a thing? Cause it seems to consume a lot of the awareness air time. Maybe some other disease that actually needs some awareness raising could use the time. What about dick cancer? Is that a thing? Cause if so, I'm not aware of it. Maybe a little boner ribbon and not just the same pink breast cancer ribbons every year.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:13 PM (ZPrif)

142 On twitter, someone referring to Weeden: "That was fucking Gabbert-esque"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:14 PM (DmNpO)

143 Like everyone this side of a prison for the criminally insane or a Wahabbi mosque (BIRM,) I deeply hope for a cure.
But I can't take this pink stuff anymore.


Seems a little like a con game to me.  Instead of dropping $50 on some pink shit from a company that will give $1 of the $24 it makes on the pink shit to some organization that will use 40¢ to do something useful, put the $50 toward helping yourself or someone you know.

But that seems to be the game played by a lot of different "causes."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:14 PM (hO8IJ)

144

Codpieces for testicular cancer awareness. 

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 05:15 PM (KRpfP)

145 re 139: Obama voters need to be reminded of this sort of thing every day. Like cats need to be smacked for scratching furniture every day.

Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 05:15 PM (bJm7W)

146 He came up with a great new slogan "Find a cure! So that we can rid the world of Susan B. Komen stuff!"

That should go on Twitter.

(If my sister gets rich off my suffering and death I am so coming back to haunt that bitch.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:16 PM (hO8IJ)

147 so, am I going to see any of you losers in nj tomorrow evening?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

148 How about skin cancer awareness? Instead of ribbons we could all wear irregularly shaped mole stickers. That would actually fucking help. Like everybody wears a gross pre-cancerous mole sticker so people know what to look for. Guessing the cute pink ribbons will be more popular.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:17 PM (ZPrif)

149 Weeden was an odd case,I think he was 28 as a rookie because he played minor league baseball before going to OK State.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 05:17 PM (9XBK2)

150 Oh hell, Bohner has just announced that he'll capitulate on the Debt Ceiling by passing it with democrat votes if he has to. So that's that.

Now we get #twoweeks of Obama drama.

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 05:17 PM (cQnFm)

151 "That was fucking Gabbert-esque"

It was also Hogeboom-esque.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden, Double Naught Spy at October 03, 2013 05:17 PM (Dwehj)

152 Codpieces for testicular cancer awareness.

It's not a bad look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:18 PM (hO8IJ)

153  The dude with all them bananas, wtf!?

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 03, 2013 09:07 PM (Tz35j)

______________________________

Ask me about the bananas you CAN'T see.  Rawrrrrrrrrr.......

Posted by: The Dude with the Bananas at October 03, 2013 05:18 PM (jucos)

154 How about just cure *CANCER*, not just let's split up into 37 groups for 37 different locations cancer strikes. What color is the liver cancer awareness stuff? How about prostate cancer?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 05:18 PM (qyfb5)

155 He came up with a great new slogan "Find a cure! So that we can rid the world of Susan B. Komen stuff!" Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 09:12 PM (Gk3SS) "Cure breast cancer. Put Komen out of business. Win/win!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:19 PM (GEICT)

156 97 Good evening, Horde. After saying "fuck you" to each and every Obama-Biden sticker I saw in the parking lot this morning, I went to not learn anything. In my first not-learn-anything class, I was handed back a paper with a grade of 100%. In my second (and only learning anything) class, I got 100% on a quiz. In my third class, I wrote a mid-term exam in 15 minutes. But it's psychology, so it's not for realsies.

Posted by: Gingy (Dave-wife) at October 03, 2013 09:04 PM (jt8G9)



But were you properly indoctrinated???

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 05:20 PM (T1005)

157 Yummy! "Squeeze The Pus Out of These Mango Fly Larvae Cupcakes" http://tinyurl.com/jwyoq8a

Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2013 05:20 PM (Dsds2)

158 138 I had a flu shot two days ago on my right arm. My right nipple has been sore ever since. No clue why. /tmi i suppose Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 09:13 PM (d7tB2) Ask Morticia's sister, Ophelia...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2013 05:20 PM (WjLUf)

159 148 Let me Guess,

Eh "maybe"....

I think it is disinfo...but yeah the debt ceiling is the real fight this is just the cartoons before the show

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:20 PM (9jfyN)

160 NRO is getting almost as bad.

Put NRO on the block site list today.  Some of their ads were beating adblock and the popup block.


Posted by: SpongeBob ConcernedSaget at October 03, 2013 05:21 PM (kxSZr)

161 I was never leading the charge on closing the government, however, I think it is going better than the gingrich led version. I do not think anyone sufficiently understood how stupid and mean obama is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

162 I don't get how Hawkings is a lib, they would never let him survive gestationin England these days.

Posted by: madamex at October 03, 2013 09:05 PM (1zsKV)



Probably wouldn't have survived here either. But living "libs" don't have a real stellar history when it comes to caring about killing other people.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (3qZbZ)

163

I had a flu shot two days ago on my right arm. My right nipple has been sore ever since. No clue why.

 

Autistic Nipple

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (9GXun)

164 The pink stuff is the equivalent of the Seinfield segment where Kramer would not wear a ribbon for the AIDS march. If someone balked at a pink anything, they would be treated as a villain regardless of what support they might offer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (aDwsi)

165 How about prostate cancer?

It gets next month.
http://us.movember.com/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (hO8IJ)

166 My local grocery store and pharmacy keep demanding I donate to some children's disease charity every time I buy something. So every time I buy milk I have to say, in public, no, fuck those sick kids, I'm gonna keep my dollar cause I'm a horrible, selfish person. I hate being put on the spot like that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (ZPrif)

167 72 NDH, who is William Morris? *** the BIG talent agency. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 08:57 PM (DmNpO) Famous furniture designer from the late 19th century as well...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (WjLUf)

168 Who the hell is the official scorer for the Braves/Dodgers game??? One hop ground ball between first and second. Second baseman takes a few quick steps to his left. Ball goes in his glove and then comes out while he's still on the move. Scored a hit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

169 Who is the lesbian standing next to Biden?

Posted by: that guy at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (RBQss)

170 Can we ratchet up the awareness at titch by putting pink pasties on either end of the football?  k thx.

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (x2W/k)

171 Whoa! Shoutfest on Hannity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

172 Jenny McCarthy is Megan McCain with a (once) hot body.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (WjLUf)

173 Hannity just slapped down a Dem Senator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

174 Assless chaps for Prostate cancer research.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (KRpfP)

175 'Who won't wear the ribbon?'

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:23 PM (9GXun)

176 164 My local grocery store and pharmacy keep demanding I donate to some children's disease charity every time I buy something. So every time I buy milk I have to say, in public, no, fuck those sick kids, I'm gonna keep my dollar cause I'm a horrible, selfish person. Damn right!

Posted by: Harry (Pederast) Reid at October 03, 2013 05:24 PM (Dsds2)

177 167 That Guy,

Ray Madcow...

I think or Christine Hayes

of Jayne Carney

I get 'em all mixed up

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:24 PM (9jfyN)

178 168 Can we ratchet up the awareness at titch by putting pink pasties on either end of the football? k thx. Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2013 09:23 PM (x2W/k) When they put pink pasties on the cheerleaders, and that's all for a top, then I'll donate to Komen. Not before.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:24 PM (GEICT)

179 everyone this side of a prison for the criminally insane or a Wahabbi mosque (BIRM,) I deeply hope for a cure. BIRM?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 05:24 PM (ZE09a)

180 It's probably been mentioned, but it bears repeating. Today is the 20th anniversary of the Battle of Mogadishu.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (aOetf)

181 If you dislike Hannity, you should have heard him a minute ago. He really (verbally) slugged asshat Senator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

182 The Hot Air site has all of these script problems - gets to be I got to TaskManager everything on the net to go back to more stable places like AoSHQ.

And admitting Pixie is stable is really saying something - the hamsters are just getting their back-pellets from 2010 now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (gmoEG)

183 148 Oh hell, Bohner has just announced that he'll capitulate on the Debt Ceiling by passing it with democrat votes if he has to. So that's that.

Now we get #twoweeks of Obama drama.

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 09:17 PM (cQnFm)



He'd freakin' better not.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (T1005)

184 In Joe Biden's defense, and God I hate saying that... That was a stinking cover sheet to a secret document. Big. Fucking. Deal.

Posted by: Dick (@DicksTrash) at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (GrtrJ)

185 Fuck the children.

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (KRpfP)

186 maybe we could paint the cherleaders in pink latex bodypaint and have them wear nothing else?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

187 Hannity just told Paschall, Demonrat NJ, that he was full of crap. His words.

Posted by: Fat Freddy's Cat at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (OsheA)

188 148 Followed by the crowd-pleasing amnesty action, no doubt. Eff you Tea Party could be the official doctrine now. Might work too. Tough to tell. Paybacks are a bitch, though. Eventually, the wheel turns.

Posted by: Prometheus at October 03, 2013 05:25 PM (U3HEI)

189 Speaking of Susan G Komen, have I mentioned I've been prostate cancer free for three years.

No thanks to her.

And you would think that prostate cancer would be a little bit more of a concern to the NFL then pink ribbons.

But as Ellen Degeneres once said, "Everyone loves boobies"

 

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 03, 2013 05:26 PM (xdC/M)

190 If you dislike Hannity, you should have heard him a minute ago. He really (verbally) slugged asshat Senator. *** WHO?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:26 PM (DmNpO)

191 153 Yeah,they'll find something else.March Of Dimes was supposed to go away when Polio was cured.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 05:26 PM (9XBK2)

192 Time to start wearing veiny ribbon, to raise awareness that Obama is a dick.

Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 05:26 PM (bKA83)

193 I have heard that motor-boating reduces breast cancer risk by 87%. Just sayin'.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 05:26 PM (AO9UG)

194 185 Hannity just told Paschall, Demonrat NJ, that he was full of crap. His words. Posted by: Fat Freddy

------------------

And offered Paschall a $10,000 wager (which Paschall refused) that Pachall was lying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

195 But I Repeat Myself

Posted by: Prometheus at October 03, 2013 05:27 PM (U3HEI)

196 Longtime lurker on an old thread, but I. Love you Baldilocks! Via HOT AIR

Posted by: RedRover at October 03, 2013 05:27 PM (6Lolh)

197 Time to start wearing veiny ribbon, to raise awareness that Obama is a dick. Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 09:26 PM ( no ribbon, button with big picture of reggie love

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

198 170 Jenny McCarthy is Megan McCain with a (once) hot body.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2013 09:23 PM (WjLUf)



To be fair they do share the same brain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 05:27 PM (gmoEG)

199 I'm a 15 year Prostate Cancer survivor. Morons need a PSA test every year after 40. Fuck Obamacare...Pay for it on your own.

Posted by: manometer at October 03, 2013 05:27 PM (vjrgd)

200 It gets next month. http://us.movember.com/ Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 09:22 PM (hO8IJ) My point being that separate cures for separate kinds of cancers seems like a pretty long shot. How about, you know, banding together to deal with *cancer*?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 05:28 PM (qyfb5)

201
One lawmaker, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Mr. Boehner suggested he would be willing to violate the so-called Hastert Rule to pass a debt-limit increase. The informal rule refers to a policy of not bringing to the floor any measure that does not have a majority of Republican votes.




Really?  I was assured this week that we had to fold on the SHUTDOWN! so we could win big on the debt ceiling.

Mayhap certain Republican commentators were less than truthful?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2013 05:28 PM (kdS6q)

202 182 In Joe Biden's defense, and God I hate saying that... That was a stinking cover sheet to a secret document. Big. Fucking. Deal.

Posted by: Dick (@DicksTrash) at October 03, 2013 09:25 PM (GrtrJ)



Yeah! At least he was using the proper cover sheet for his TPS reports!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 05:28 PM (T1005)

203 178 It's probably been mentioned, but it bears repeating. Today is the 20th anniversary of the Battle of Mogadishu ------- The airborne n spec ops museum in fayetteville recently opened a display on the battle. Im gonna go saturday. I will report.

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 03, 2013 05:28 PM (Tz35j)

204 Thank you for the BIRM meaning.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 05:28 PM (ZE09a)

205 THROWS ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT ATC DIDNT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

206 "My local grocery store and pharmacy keep demanding I donate to some children's disease charity every time I buy something"

Just say, "If everyone in the area was like you and  had their hand out, demanding a dollar from me, I'd be broke in an hour and bankrupt by the end of the day. In Fact YOU should give ME a dollar off my next purchase because I'm a regular customer, and you want my business."

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 05:29 PM (cQnFm)

207 141--- Instead of dropping $50 on some pink shit from a company that will give $1 of the $24 it makes on the pink shit to some organization that will use 40¢ to do something useful, put the $50 toward helping yourself or someone you know. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 09:14 PM (hO8IJ) ----------------------------- AMEN. But it makes people feel so holy and nice to "contribute." The pink stuff shows the world how sensitive you are! And let's face it, it's a whole lot easier than visiting someone in the hospital, cooking them a casserole, offering to go shopping for them, or even just writing a note.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 05:29 PM (dfYL9)

208 154 But were you properly indoctrinated??? Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:20 PM (T1005) --- Fuck no.

Posted by: Gingy (Dave-wife) at October 03, 2013 05:29 PM (jt8G9)

209 192 And offered Paschall a $10,000 wager (which Paschall refused) that Pachall was lying.

Pachall's wager, eh? If anyone could get DWS to take a bet like that, he could become wealthy very quickly.

Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 05:29 PM (bKA83)

210 Well Paschall is full of crap.

Posted by: Freaked Out! at October 03, 2013 05:29 PM (99lLg)

211 The airborne n spec ops museum in fayetteville recently opened a display on the battle. Im gonna go saturday. I will report.

@SalenoZitoTrib was at the Randy Shughart burial site in Carlisle, PA.  Been tweeting about it all day.  She's good people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 03, 2013 05:30 PM (aOetf)

212 Sorry.  @SalenaZitoTrib.  A, not O.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 03, 2013 05:30 PM (aOetf)

213 198 The government is going to declare many cancers are no longer "cancer".Cured!

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 05:31 PM (9XBK2)

214 Big huge Brown Eye Logo's on Hats for Ass Cancer.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at October 03, 2013 05:31 PM (jucos)

215 212 Steevy,

You didn't die of cancer dickhead you died of notn breathing because of your tumor.

//IPAB Barack IPAB

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:31 PM (9jfyN)

216 What's up with all this early ONT stuff?  {scratches head}  So, I heard the DC lunatic was a Somali woman.  Anyone know if that's true?  Didn't have a minute to even look at the stories today, such is my beautiful life.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 05:31 PM (8lmkt)

217 The price of real estate in NYC is artificially kept too high by Rent Control laws. And the Liberal Elites like it that way.

A majority of these over reacting hyper ventilating (and some could say HYSTERICAL) principals are female.


And Stephen Hawking is a dick

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 03, 2013 05:31 PM (lAZep)

218

Morons need a PSA test every year after 40. Fuck Obamacare...Pay for it on your own.

 

 

What do you charge?

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:32 PM (9GXun)

219 I can't go to HotAir.com anymore without risking a computer crash. That site's aggressive ad code has gotten out of control. NRO is getting almost as bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosts_%28file%29

There's a bunch of preconfigured HOSTS files out on the tubes that get updated regularly with new ad-zap/malware/pornado site entries.

This is one modest example:

http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/

There are others that are more extensive focusing on ads or known attack sites.

The nice thing about a hosts file is that its passive and used by the system's native TCP/IP to do the filtering (which means it applies to ALL the connections on the machine, not just browser specific add-ons).  No added executable gorp-ware layers to slow things down.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 05:32 PM (9MLX+)

220 Evenin Dorks. I was not dissapointed by random libtard rage today.

Fuck 'Em. Keep the bitch shut down.

Posted by: Zakn at October 03, 2013 05:32 PM (zyaZ1)

221 If (and I doubt it) the secret compartmentalized code word is "Vice President" then it's a big deal.

Posted by: SpongeBob ConcernedSaget at October 03, 2013 05:32 PM (kxSZr)

222

Oh, and Olberdouche completely froze up on camera during the pre-game and looked like a complete fool. Glorious.

He was unwatchable. Really objectively bad. Not because I don't like him, he was just lame. He had nothing. His schtick is old and busted.

Posted by: the real problem at October 03, 2013 05:33 PM (BmWNr)

223 My office mate brought me a homemade cream puff and a chocolate egg today. Great gal, she is.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 05:33 PM (AO9UG)

224 I prefer the self-checkout machines just so I don't have to publicly say, "No, I'd rather not help sick children today. Thanks, for asking though. I know it's just a dollar, but I think I'd rather have a Kit-Kat bar today instead. Have a super day!"

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:33 PM (ZPrif)

225 What's up with all this early ONT stuff? {scratches head} So, I heard the DC lunatic was a Somali woman. Anyone know if that's true? Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 09:31 PM (8lmkt) Well about 90% of what they reported that's been verified turns out to have been wrong, so on percentages I'd just assume anything reported is also wrong. Heck, we don't even know if the verifications are wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 05:33 PM (qyfb5)

226 Many,maybe most,cancer patients die from something other than cancer,complications.Infections,pneumonia, etc.What did my mom in.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 05:33 PM (9XBK2)

227 THROWS ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT ATC DIDNT Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 09:29 PM (GEICT)


*shoves morphine through usb port*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

228 36 Can we get a better word than hoplophobia? Nobody knows what hoplo means. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 08:46 PM (ZPrif) It sounds like it should mean "fear of beer".

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (sdi6R)

229 Yeah, the pub just sat there between them with a shit-eating grin on his face.

Posted by: Fat Freddy's Cat at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (OsheA)

230 So. A couple of months ago I received a letter from the IRS wanting money for taxes I didn't owe. Few hundred dollars, not the end of the world. I spoke with one of our public overseers, er servants who agreed I didn't owe the tax, matter closed. I received a letter today demanding the money or they will take action against me. I called the IRS and reached a recording that due to the shutdown no one can take take my call, but reminding me that all filing dates and deadlines remain in effect. WTF :/

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (DI+ja)

231 My point being that separate cures for separate kinds of cancers seems like a pretty long shot.

I'm not a doctor, but since different organs are comprised of different kinds of cells, there might be some benefit in approaching a brain tumor differently than a colon tumor.  Boob tissue is not prostate tissue is not epidermis tissue is not bone tissue (the cancer that killed my grandfather was in his femur).

Fuck, they put a scary shutdown notice on this page, too.
http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/druginfo/drug-page-index

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (hO8IJ)

232 What do you charge?

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 09:32 PM (9GXun)


The advice was FREE.Other then that no help here.

Posted by: manometer at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (vjrgd)

233 YouÂ’re surprising us with the early ONT. I usually expect it sometime between 9:30 to 10. I just came in from being out in my garden. I know itÂ’s dark out but we have lights that go on & off when something goes by. How is everyone?

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (z4WKX)

234
Personally, I'm proud of my penis of pallor.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (tOkJB)

235 What about Ben Carson getting audited 4 months after his speech in Zero's presence? Can this shit get any more obvious?

Posted by: Freaked Out! at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (99lLg)

236 223 Yeah,it really puts you on the spot.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2013 05:34 PM (9XBK2)

237 223 I prefer the self-checkout machines just so I don't have to publicly say, "No, I'd rather not help sick children today. Thanks, for asking though. I know it's just a dollar, but I think I'd rather have a Kit-Kat bar today instead. Have a super day!" Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (ZPrif) The local convenience stores go Nazi with the Children's Miracle Network stuff around here once or twice a year. I just politely say "No." It's my damn money. I worked for it. I earned it. I'll decide how I spend it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

238 There's a nasty cold strain out there. Was so sick I couldn't even make it into work to share that shit.

Posted by: Zakn at October 03, 2013 05:35 PM (zyaZ1)

239
Morons need a PSA test every year after 40.
Posted by: manometer

What do you charge?
Posted by: garrett




Dinnner and a movie?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2013 05:35 PM (kdS6q)

240 Posted by: Purp at October 03, 2013 09:32 PM (9MLX+) Can google translate that into English?

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 05:35 PM (AO9UG)

241 Posted by: Purp at October 03, 2013 09:32 PM (9MLX+)

That's the hallmark of being part of the TOWNHALL group of faux conservative websites.

I got into with Ed about it 2 years ago and he banned me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 03, 2013 05:36 PM (lAZep)

242 223 I prefer the self-checkout machines just so I don't have to publicly say, "No, I'd rather not help sick children today. Thanks, for asking though. I know it's just a dollar, but I think I'd rather have a Kit-Kat bar today instead. Have a super day!"

I just say "No, thank you," as though I thought they were trying to do me a favor. But, observing the reactions, they do not give a crap. They were ordered to ask, so they ask.

Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 05:36 PM (bKA83)

243 231 Heather Radish,

There's a reason different organs have different mortality rates...

the Liver is pretty much the "goodnight sweetheart" organ

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:36 PM (9jfyN)

244 *shoves morphine through usb port* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS) Naughty tease. I've had morphine exactly once. And oh my was that a glorious experience. If there's a word for what stoned feels like when it get's stoned, that was me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

245 Jenny 'e-cig autism witch' McCarthy and Megan 'Meggie Mac' McCain have half a brain between them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:37 PM (B4DX9)

246 I prefer the self-checkout machines just so I don't have to publicly say, "No, I'd rather not help sick children today. Thanks, for asking though. I know it's just a dollar, but I think I'd rather have a Kit-Kat bar today instead. Have a super day!"

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (ZPrif)



What do you do when they are camped out at every intersection on your drive to work?

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 05:37 PM (3qZbZ)

247 235 Ummm, no.

Posted by: Prometheus at October 03, 2013 05:37 PM (U3HEI)

248 231 I'm not a doctor, but since different organs are comprised of different kinds of cells, there might be some benefit in approaching a brain tumor differently than a colon tumor. Boob tissue is not prostate tissue is not epidermis tissue is not bone tissue (the cancer that killed my grandfather was in his femur).

Right. Cancer is not really one thing, that's just a name we use, sort of like "disease."

Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 05:37 PM (bKA83)

249 177 ---BIRM? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 09:24 PM (ZE09a) --------------- But I repeat myself. (Sorry to be so slow. Had to let the doggies in.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 05:38 PM (dfYL9)

250 Heck, we don't even know if the verifications are wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (qyfb5)


Yeah, no shit.  I figure I will just wait until the MBM stops talking about it because, well, nothin' in it for barky and crew.  Sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 05:38 PM (8lmkt)

251
HOSTS files are also great for playing practical jokes on ur buddies.
Posted by: Serious Cat




The good old days of remapping someone's keyboard on the sly -- or if they were a hunt and peck typist, just pulling off some of the keys and switching them around.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2013 05:38 PM (kdS6q)

252 Ok, Hannity was pretty great with that asshole. He usually doesn't impress me much. And the going to commercial shot of Ann Coulter trying to log on to the Obamacare site was awesome.

Posted by: Ktgreat: at October 03, 2013 05:38 PM (Bl4dy)

253 The football boys (Buffalo, Cleveland) have accoutrements in pink, including tags hanging off their butts. "Look, my ass cares about tit cancer."

Posted by: Gingy (Dave-wife) at October 03, 2013 05:38 PM (jt8G9)

254 Jenny 'e-cig autism witch' McCarthy and Megan 'Meggie Mac' McCain have half a brain between them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 09:37 PM (B4DX9)


where the hell did they get that, ebay?

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 05:39 PM (8lmkt)

255 235 What about Ben Carson getting audited 4 months after his speech in Zero's presence? Can this shit get any more obvious? Posted by: Freaked Out! at October 03, 2013 09:34 PM (99lLg) Obamabots are all about that kind of shit. They would probably be disappointed if it didn't happen. Welcome to hell.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 03, 2013 05:39 PM (QMWjL)

256 What do you do when they are camped out at every intersection on your drive to work?

If they're hot firefighters, I'll ogle them.  Everyone else gets ignored.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:39 PM (hO8IJ)

257 If you want to do some office sabotage on a clod's machine, a hosts file is a sneaky way to do it too.

Most often its used to "black hole" the bad shit you don't want, but that same mechanism can be used to REMAP a web site to someplace other than the black hole too.

If some clown like to surf pron or watch cat videos while your work load keeps increasing, a hosts file could be used to remap their fav pron site to say John Deere farm equipment, or remap YouTube to the Russian embassy in Portugal's site.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 05:40 PM (9MLX+)

258 I'm not a doctor, but since different organs are comprised of different kinds of cells, there might be some benefit in approaching a brain tumor differently than a colon tumor. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 09:34 PM (hO8IJ) Oh palliative care is different, and there are interesting triggers and varying issues, but it comes down to out-of-control cell growth. The tribal split everything up thing is a pet peeve of mine. Then again I was never really a "brand loyalist" with anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 05:40 PM (qyfb5)

259 Purp is saying Host files are like an anti guests list for your computer.  Your computer looks at list and compares it with the shlub at the door.  If the shlub is on the reject list, they get the bum rush and treated like hobos.  If not well must be a Moron and lets them drink your Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (B4DX9)

260

Pretty sure you can catch cancer from cavorting with weasels.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (9GXun)

261 but in my heart I believe that LIV can learn. Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 09:05 PM (9jfyN) ------------- Back in '95 I was an LIV for sure, and a pretty hardcore lib as far as I understood the issues (not far, turns out). The more the news droned on and on about the shutdown then, the more I thought: "Wait, WHY does the government have unnecessary employees? That doesn't seem right." That was the effect on me and a beginning of a turn to the right. LIVs can learn, an occasional shutdown can help this along! I wonder how much the Dems are fearing this right now...one can hope.

Posted by: cmpop at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (r+ike)

262 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (JMmQ9)

263 I opt for the castle with MM nude on a bear rug before the fireplace; but don't tell my wife. BTW, I don't want Ocare but I tried to log-on repeatedly using 3 different computers just to muck up the machine. Worked like a charm.

Posted by: angel with a sword at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (hpgw1)

264 Gosh, Marilyn was a pretty girl. Too bad she destroyed herself with drugs and bad, bad men.

Posted by: Tuna at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (M/TDA)

265 If they're hot firefighters, I'll ogle them. Everyone else gets ignored.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 09:39 PM (hO8IJ)


Agree, HR!!  Although, I have to say that over the years (and I have paid particular attention), it has occurred to me that, much like myself, most firefighters look more awesome from a little bit of a distance. 

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

266 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (ZPrif)

Exactamundo!

I hate when they do that. If I want to give, I'll give. I don't want to be gently bullied and shamed by some laser swiper who's only doing what they've been ordered to by management.

I come to your store to buy stuff, not to be dunned and pestered with pleas to help little jimmy with his club foot operation.

All this does is harden peoples hearts. I believe in the long run it makes matter worse.

Another one is when they pester you about signing up for a "savings" card that:
a) doesn't save you a goddamn thing most of the time
b) is used for their own marketing and advertising purposes
c) worse yet the "savings" are time limited or have to be accumulated withing a certain time frame or you lose all the "savings".

*spit* want to help me save money? Get rid of your expensive tracking system and knock a few cents off your prices.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 03, 2013 05:42 PM (lAZep)

267 Yeah, the problem with cancer is it's not a single disease. It's just means some cells got all fucked up, often in ways we don't understand. An analogy might be car crashes. We can't just "cure car crashes" since they happen for all sorts of different reasons. And even when we figure out how to prevent certain types of car crashes, that won't all the others caused for different reasons. But when you look at mangled metal, all car crashes look kinda similar. Some are bigger than others, or have a different color cause one car was blue or red. Lot easier to cure "brake-line failure" that "car crashes".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:42 PM (ZPrif)

268 I prefer the self-checkout machines because I don't have to worry about being behind someone in line who wants to have an extended conversation with the cashier, while I'm standing there with like three items. Yes, I'm anti-social. Why do you ask?

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 05:42 PM (sdi6R)

269 Runner on second, one out and the pitcher is up. Someone explain why in the fuck he wasn't bunting?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

270 Peaches, from Dr. Henry Frankenstein's laboratory which was having a garage sale.  Shut down cut off his CDC grant so...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (B4DX9)

271 I just read that Boehner is going to ignore Hastert rule & cave to Obama on the debt ceiling. I was reading something on Powerline Blog and they wrote that we wonÂ’t hit it on October 17.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (z4WKX)

272

"I also have a pet theory that you only see this kind of stupid when there aren't any men with any authority at a school."

 

 

 

 

Work in K-3. The guys (2) are chicks too. yeah, I know I work here too, fuck you.

Posted by: Rubio 'last years news' at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (JvtXj)

273 Aviator - I received a state tax notice insisting that the bill be paid within 10 days of the date of the notice, or penalties and interest would apply. The postmark  was 11 days after the date of the notice. I ended up downtown in Atlanta in the tax office where a bureaucrat looked at my papers and said, ""We can't be responsible for what the Post Office does."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

274 Gosh, Marilyn was a pretty girl. Too bad she destroyed herself with drugs and bad, bad men. Posted by: Tuna at October 03, 2013 09:41 PM Wasn't she another Kennedy Family victim?

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (MhA4j)

275 Iowa State's making it a ball game.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (hO8IJ)

276 Actually, targeting specific cancers in specific cell types is the the way to go. When you do that you can effectively kill cancer cells and do much less damage to healthy cells. It is very unlikely we will ever find a single treatment that blasts cancer to bits and leaves healthy tissue and you as a whole untouched. There are some badass anti-cancer drugs in the pipeline and they kick cancer ass.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (AO9UG)

277

Someone explain why in the fuck he wasn't bunting?

 

 

Was it Kershaw?   Kershaw can hack, for a pitcher.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (9GXun)

278 That Marilyn GIF is amazing. Heya 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (cePbF)

279 261 cmpop,

Thanks for the reply...

yeah I spent a lot of time back then educating people about the political and economic realities of the path we're on...

Glad you came around.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (9jfyN)

280
I wonder if one of those dudes ever donated a game worn pink jockstrap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 05:43 PM (sj9LN)

281 227 36
Can we get a better word than hoplophobia?
Nobody knows what hoplo means.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 08:46 PM (ZPrif)


It sounds like it should mean "fear of beer".

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 09:34 PM (sdi6R)



The hoplon was the shield a hoplite carried.  In classical Greece it worked the man who was wealthy enough to afford a piece of equipment like that had more weight in government.  Those who could not do that were either the rowers on a trireme or were the light infantry; and the l.i. were supposed to scout, or open up gaps in the ranks of the hoplites, or were supposed to get the heck out of the way when the guys in the heavy armor started fighting.


Thinking about it, better to get a good helmet and do the slinger/archer thing because there was a lot less to throw away when it came down to running.  And if you did it right you could escape a defeat or get some good plunder in if there was a victory.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 05:44 PM (gmoEG)

282 JUMPS ALL AROUND

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 05:44 PM (Gk3SS)

283 Was it Kershaw? Kershaw can hack, for a pitcher. Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 09:43 PM (9GXun) Switch em. It was Medlen up. Kershaw on the mound.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:44 PM (GEICT)

284 Hey!!!!
You Morons with prostates, and the 'Ettes  who know people of the Prostate.

Average age of Prostate cancer discovery is around 70-ish.
Mine was found at 53

Normal PSA is 0-5
Mine never went above 4.

The only reason they found it was a Navy Doctor that just had a hunch, and talked me into a biopsy.

My neighbor two doors down was diagnosed last year, age 49.

Neighbor across the street, Ironically the surgical nurse for my surgeon...six months ago at age 60.


Don't play games, and don't lie to yourself.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 03, 2013 05:44 PM (xdC/M)

285 268 I prefer the self-checkout machines because I don't have to worry about being behind someone in line who wants to have an extended conversation with the cashier, while I'm standing there with like three items. Yes, I'm anti-social. Why do you ask? Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 09:42 PM (sdi6R) If I know that question will be asked, I'll try to loudly say "Oh hell no" before they are even finished asking the question.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 03, 2013 05:44 PM (QMWjL)

286 230 So.
A couple of months ago I received a letter from the IRS wanting money for taxes I didn't owe. Few hundred dollars, not the end of the world. I spoke with one of our public overseers, er servants who agreed I didn't owe the tax, matter closed. I received a letter today demanding the money or they will take action against me. I called the IRS and reached a recording that due to the shutdown no one can take take my call, but reminding me that all filing dates and deadlines remain in effect.

WTF :/

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 09:34 PM (DI+ja)



Don't ever do anything over-the-phone with the IRS. Send 'em a letter.

Posted by: Cthulhu Public Accountant at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (T1005)

287 Who gave The Empress Morning Thunder?

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (9GXun)

288 Rubio 'last years news'  OFF damn sock!!!

Posted by: Rubio 'last years news' at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (JvtXj)

289 marilyn was a looker, big mistake was ever getting involved with a kennedy. fucking kennedys, ruined it, again, for everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

290 Pretty sure you can catch cancer from cavorting with weasels. **** Weasels. Is that what you call them?

Posted by: Michael Douglas at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (DmNpO)

291
nice return.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (sj9LN)

292 Someone explain why in the fuck he wasn't bunting?

Can he hit?  The Marlins used to have Dontrelle Willis swinging in those situations sometimes cuz he could hit pretty good.

Some are so bad they can't even push a bunt in the right direction or even make contact when bunting

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 05:45 PM (9MLX+)

293 271 CarolT,

Carol at this point it is rumor...

we pretty much *have* to cave on the debt ceiling to the point Obama is demanding a clean CR as HIS hostage...

I don't think Boehner is ready to sell out yet and if he does and adds Amigo Grande! as a spare fuck you I'll work to destroy the GOP and get a real opposition party for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:46 PM (9jfyN)

294 You know she shouldn't have caffeine or Kate Beckinsale pron after 8 pm.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2013 05:46 PM (9GXun)

295 Wait NOW "off damn sock!" I need more tequila.

Posted by: Guido at October 03, 2013 05:46 PM (JvtXj)

296 Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 09:34 PM (DI+ja)

I'm sure you know this by now but never ever assume that a phone conversation with and IRS Customer Service Rep is binding or has been recorded or will be acknowledged or will be recognized in a court of law.

You can call for info but always, always write to them about the problem, make copies of everything they send and everything you send, mail all correspondence certified mail with return receipt and save the receipt and return card. (and make sure it's signed as sometimes our Postal workers can't be bothered to get a signature. Even though THAT'S THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE FREAKIN' CARD!!!!!)

You can ask me how I know but don't expect a coherent answer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 03, 2013 05:46 PM (lAZep)

297
Now available - a Burger With a Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Bun

http://tinyurl.com/lufrfwc



Tasty looking.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 03, 2013 05:46 PM (kdS6q)

298 If I know that question will be asked, I'll try to loudly say "Oh hell no" before they are even finished asking the question.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 03, 2013 09:44 PM (QMWjL)


Yup.  I don't actually say, and go fuck yaself, but I always think it.  Just ring up my damn groceries and take my money and stfu.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

299 What is MM's right hand doing?

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 05:47 PM (AO9UG)

300 So how many times can Gattis fuck up in one game?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 05:47 PM (ZPrif)

301 marilyn was a looker, big mistake was ever getting involved with a kennedy. fucking kennedys, ruined it, again, for everyone. *** I was watching CSpan today when Joe Kennedy took to the floor. My instant reaction was "mother ckufer!" What is that saying about the nuclear holocaust and cockroaches?

Posted by: Michael Douglas at October 03, 2013 05:47 PM (DmNpO)

302 JUMPS ALL AROUND

Are you wearing a green dinosaur costume right now?

/obscure Hyperbole and a Half reference

Posted by: SpongeBob ConcernedSaget at October 03, 2013 05:47 PM (kxSZr)

303 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 03, 2013 05:48 PM (DmNpO)

304 okay, huge MM fan here, but where are y'all seeing this gif?  please, someone help out an old lady, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

305 Although, I have to say that over the years (and I have paid particular attention), it has occurred to me that, much like myself, most firefighters look more awesome from a little bit of a distance.

Or a little bit of Photoshop. 


OK, Iowa State back to sucking.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 05:49 PM (hO8IJ)

306 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 09:36 PM (GEICT)

Then you better stay away from Oxycontin.

There's a reason why they'll physically smash through the walls of a pharmacy to get it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at October 03, 2013 05:49 PM (lAZep)

307 Psiloi rule!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at October 03, 2013 05:49 PM (qnPg9)

308 284....47 for me, read once that its caused by fapping, either too much or not enough.....can't remember

Posted by: ET at October 03, 2013 05:49 PM (YpjaN)

309 Popcorn. Beer. No pants. Elementary.

Posted by: Gingy (Scrabble Witch) at October 03, 2013 05:49 PM (jt8G9)

310 Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 09:46 PM (9jfyN) Yeah, I'm ok with the debt ceiling increase. It's meaningless, anyway. At this point, it's so far gone, fuck it. The bleeding stops with appropriations, not with debt limit. Give him that to look reasonable, and hold the line on spending.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 05:50 PM (cePbF)

311 Tesla Tesla burning bright
what an idiotic fright
http://youtu.be/q0kjI08n4fg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:50 PM (B4DX9)

312

jeez sven, so great to read you again

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 05:50 PM (zOTsN)

313 Don't play games, and don't lie to yourself. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 03, 2013 09:44 PM[\i] Spot on. The same thing goes with colonoscopies; it's not that big of a deal, you will not feel "violated" afterwards, and it's the bestest thirty minute nap you've ever had. /PSA

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 05:50 PM (JMmQ9)

314 Peaches, the MM gif is the last thing in the ONT post.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 05:51 PM (cePbF)

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 05:51 PM (JMmQ9)

316 A couple of months ago I received a letter from the IRS wanting money for taxes I didn't owe. Few hundred dollars, not the end of the world.

Few years ago they tried to claim I owed like $1.5M in back taxes, which was completely insane, I've never seen that much money in my life.  The actual number was MINUS $200.  They owed me money back.

They're desperate these days. They're trying to shake down everyone.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 05:51 PM (9MLX+)

317 Elementary the TV series, Gingy?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at October 03, 2013 05:51 PM (qnPg9)

318 Can he hit? The Marlins used to have Dontrelle Willis swinging in those situations sometimes cuz he could hit pretty good. Some are so bad they can't even push a bunt in the right direction or even make contact when bunting Posted by: Purp at October 03, 2013 09:45 PM (9MLX+) As pitchers go, Medlen isn't completely incompetent. But he's no Dontrelle. He's not even a Glavine. The Braves, back in the Cox days, were known to have the best hitting staff in the league. Most teams wouldn't allow their pitchers to take BP. Cox insisted that they take BP. But Medlen has no prayer of getting a hit off the best pitcher in baseball, who appears to be firing on all cylinders. I just can't fathom why you don't move the runner. Medlen is gonna be out either way. Why not move the runner to third?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

319 That was close...dodged a trip to TheBarrel™

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 05:52 PM (JMmQ9)

320
I was audited once, after months of pointing out their stupidity, it was finally determined that the IRS owed us $1 exactly.  They didn't pay, said it was too small an amount and it would cost them more than that to issue a payment.  They said this in a letter that they could have sent the $1 in, but no.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 05:52 PM (sj9LN)

321 310 Grognard,

It's surreal isn't it?

Obama is holding the "catastrophic pay your damn bill" hostage to "Make a Wish CR"...

and the media says he is blameless...

I figure even with Brawndo nation rising some LIVs will get it if they watch.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:52 PM (9jfyN)

322 Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 09:43 PM (aDwsi)

The judge may be an ass, but check the court rules about service.  Most courts get pretty short with servers when the Proof of Service date has little relation to the actual postmark.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 05:52 PM (gmoEG)

323 Gosh, Marilyn was a pretty girl. Too bad she destroyed herself with drugs and bad, bad men. Posted by: Tuna
=============

Except for Joe Dimaggio. She screwed that up badly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

324 Peaches -- the MM gif is at the end of Maet's actual ONT.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 05:53 PM (T1005)

325 Don't play games, and don't lie to yourself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 03, 2013 09:44 PM (xdC/M)

And if someone in your family had Prostate Cancer you are 50% more likely to get it in your life time.

Posted by: manometer at October 03, 2013 05:53 PM (vjrgd)

326 watching team America  pretty funny

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

327 312 thunderb,

I'm happy to be back....

Probably have more focus this week anyway.

I may be on the road a lot more so my post count will be lower.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 05:53 PM (9jfyN)

328 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters?  Serious, you guys (M&Ms, I mean).

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 03, 2013 05:54 PM (jzPaY)

329 >>I received a state tax notice insisting that the bill be paid within 10 days of the date of the notice, or penalties and interest would apply. The postmark was 11 days after the date of the notice. I ended up downtown in Atlanta in the tax office where a bureaucrat looked at my papers and said, ""We can't be responsible for what the Post Office does." Posted by: Mike Hammer Three years ago I was audited. The letter informing me that I was being audited arrived POSTAGE - FUCKING - DUE.

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 05:54 PM (DI+ja)

330 Purp, they not the only ones desperate.  Toyota dealership been going to for years.  Only Toyota mechanics and service reps.  Last month for an oil change and there are Safelite guys prowling around trying to talk people with windshield chips to get the chips fixed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:54 PM (B4DX9)

331 326 watching team America pretty funny Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 09:53 PM (zOTsN) You've never seen it??? "Everyone's got AIDS!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

332 317 Elementary the TV series, Gingy? Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2013 09:51 PM (qnPg9) --- Yes. Long-time Holmesian. I was on the fence about it as it's modernized AND American, but we are liking it. Also beer.

Posted by: Gingy (Scrabble Witch) at October 03, 2013 05:54 PM (jt8G9)

333 It's surreal isn't it? Yeah. This is a pretty mild resistance as far as GOP stands go, and check out the venom. It'll get much worse, soon. I figure even with Brawndo nation rising some LIVs will get it if they watch. I hope you're right. I think annual enrollment is the key.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 05:54 PM (cePbF)

334 Alton.. it's the night before that's the bitch. The actual procedure is nothing, you are right.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 05:55 PM (u25eL)

335 328 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters? Serious, you guys (MMs, I mean).

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 03, 2013 09:54 PM (jzPaY)

 

 

 

 

you smell mothballs? how did you get their little legs apart?

Posted by: Guido at October 03, 2013 05:55 PM (JvtXj)

336 *flings himself repeatedly into the wall* MOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

337

I'd never seen it

 

I love when Tim Robbins is pouring gas on Team America and is going to light them on fire to "issue in a new world of peace"  pretty funny

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

338 And why in the holy fuck does a major league team not understand the concept of "CUT TWO!"??

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

339 I saw the movie "Rush" yesterday. It was okay, but really just another Hollywood cookie-cutter effort. The fun part came later when I looked up some info on the key characters. Shockingly, the movie painted a picture of these two men that was pretty badly rendered. The central conflict between these two Formula 1 drivers (and the driving force of the film) was false. Just plainly a lie. In fact you could clearly see the lie when at the end they showed some footage of the two men in real life. I bet a more accurate telling of the tale would have been much better, but then these folks just don't have what it takes to make that film.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 05:57 PM (AO9UG)

340 Guido Mothraballs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:57 PM (B4DX9)

341 Yeah, I'm ok with the debt ceiling increase. It's meaningless, anyway. At this point, it's so far gone, fuck it.

The bleeding stops with appropriations, not with debt limit. Give him that to look reasonable, and hold the line on spending.

Posted by: grognard


Two sides of the same coin. If you increase the limit, you are authorizing higher spending. If you can find a single instance in our history when those haven't occured one after another, I'd be astounded.

The ACA's spending components were grafted on to the text in the Senate not the House. Unconstitutional and pretty much a shitty method of ramming legis through, but that happend and SCOTUS didn't say 'boo.'

I'm still open to the idea that the ACA fight was the wrong one, but I not willing to grant the GOP a free pass in avoiding fights. Midol Medved et al seem to think no markers ever have to be placed down. That's not a winning strategy; it's cowardice.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 05:57 PM (k1nNw)

342 I love when Tim Robbins is pouring gas on Team America and is going to light them on fire to "issue ina new world of peace" pretty funny Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 09:56 PM (zOTsN) Arrick Bawlrin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 05:57 PM (GEICT)

343 the whole pussy dick asshole thing is pretty great too

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

344 Gack. So far not a single close game in the baseball playoffs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 05:58 PM (dfYL9)

345 340 Guido Mothraballs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 09:57 PM (B4DX9)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooooooh...that makes more sense Anna.

Posted by: Guido at October 03, 2013 05:58 PM (JvtXj)

346 if you don't let these dicks fuck this asshole, then all these pussies and dicks are going to be covered in shit!

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 05:59 PM (zOTsN)

347
I hope this goes on for a while.  I want to see f'n solar flare style meltdowns by the libs.

For my personal entertainment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 05:59 PM (sj9LN)

348 eman, there is the documentary Senna about Brazilian F1 champion driver Senna.

http://youtu.be/5BTqnKH3amY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 05:59 PM (B4DX9)

349 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters? Serious, you guys

Did you hang them outside for a day? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (hO8IJ)

350 The judge may be an ass, but check the court rules about service. Most courts get pretty short with servers when the Proof of Service date has little relation to the actual postmark.
Posted by: Mikey
------------------

It worked out OK (except for my time/hassle), because I simply asked if the case was that they believed that the notice had been mailed in a timely fashion (it wasn't, of course), and they assumed no responsibility for the actions of the Post Office, why should they hold me  responsible for the actions of the Post Office.  

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

351 281 The hoplon was the shield a hoplite carried. In classical Greece it worked the man who was wealthy enough to afford a piece of equipment like that had more weight in government. Those who could not do that were either the rowers on a trireme or were the light infantry; and the l.i. were supposed to scout, or open up gaps in the ranks of the hoplites, or were supposed to get the heck out of the way when the guys in the heavy armor started fighting. Thinking about it, better to get a good helmet and do the slinger/archer thing because there was a lot less to throw away when it came down to running. And if you did it right you could escape a defeat or get some good plunder in if there was a victory. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 09:44 PM (gmoEG) Admit it. Your real name is Victor Davis Hanson.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (sdi6R)

352 The trees were all made equal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (IA4Jx)

353 326. Fuck yeah. On the tee vee?

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (1ThpN)

354 346 if you don't let these dicks fuck this asshole, then all these pussies and dicks are going to be covered in shit! Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 09:59 PM (zOTsN) Hahahahahahahahahaha. "You're breakin my balls Hans, you're breakin my balls."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

355 You forgot one thing, Robbins.

What?

I'm a smoker.


flings cigarette

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 06:00 PM (gmoEG)

356 Did you hang them outside for a day?
Posted by: HeatherRadish
------------------

Yeah, air, sunlight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:01 PM (aDwsi)

357 Carol at this point it is rumor... we pretty much *have* to cave on the debt ceiling to the point Obama is demanding a clean CR as HIS hostage... I don't think Boehner is ready to sell out yet and if he does and adds Amigo Grande! as a spare fuck you I'll work to destroy the GOP and get a real opposition party for the rest of my life. Posted by: Sven10077 at October 03, 2013 09:46 PM (9jfyN) I know itÂ’s a rumor but often when heÂ’s concerned it turns out to be true. I will help you Sven! The real opposition party is the Tea Party, they made the republicans the majority in 2010. Plus republicans fear them and dems hate them! I hate the dems.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 06:01 PM (z4WKX)

358 Peaches, the MM gif is the last thing in the ONT post.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 09:51 PM (cePbF)


Gracias, grog, I will go look again. 

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

359 WALLY GEORGE

Posted by: oc joe at October 03, 2013 06:01 PM (V+Pei)

360 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters? [/i

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1,4-dichlorobenzene

That's the molecule modern mothballs are made of.  Modified Benzene ring with a couple of chlorines hanging off.

The low 128 degrees F melting point suggests a run through a dryer on a low'ish setting might force any solid flakes to gas off.  The sublimated gaseous dregs you smell now would probably exit at the same time.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:01 PM (9MLX+)

361 Alton.. it's the night before that's the bitch. The actual procedure is nothing, you are right. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 09:55 PM[\i] This^ I told the doctor that they need to add wearing Depends™ or something similar the night before to their detailed prep instructions... TMI? Sorry, it had to be said...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)

362

America, fuck ya, so lick my butt and suck on my balls!

 

what sing writing

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

363 328 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters? Serious, you guys (MMs, I mean). Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 03, 2013 09:54 PM (jzPaY) --- Wash them. Buy Woolite or Soak.

Posted by: Gingy (Scrabble Witch) at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (jt8G9)

364 eman, there is the documentary Senna about Brazilian F1 champion driver Senna. http://youtu.be/5BTqnKH3amY Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 09:59 PM (B4DX9) Thanks, Anna, Goddess of Love and Beauty, Moronette of Peace and Healing. I guess I was just trying to say the movie needed longbows.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (AO9UG)

365

gad

 

song writing

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

366 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters?

Give them a tiny little bj.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (sj9LN)

367 We Will write you a very sternly written letter telling you how mad we are with you.

Posted by: Zakn at October 03, 2013 06:02 PM (zyaZ1)

368 *flings himself repeatedly into the wall*


MOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)



Think soothing calming thoughts.   Like punching Harry Reid repeatedly in the nuts.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 06:03 PM (Gk3SS)

369 I want to see f'n solar flare style meltdowns by the libs.
For my personal entertainment.


This made me lol.
http://t.co/yrCmJ44tQo

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 06:03 PM (hO8IJ)

370 PSA test? Nah. I'm old school about making sure that Mr. Prostate is okay. Which means... the glove snap and the invitation to bend over.

Last time I was in for one of those, I was wondering whether I was going to get the cute young female doctor or the grouchy old male doc who looks like Walter Matthau with an ouzo hangover.

I got the latter.

But, frankly, I'd rather have it done by the latter. Less embarrassment in undergoing a seriously undignified procedure. And also, frankly, I would prefer to have my prostate checked by someone who has done that for decades and seen a few thousand such patients, rather than by someone who might have done half a dozen of those checks for real before doing mine. Gray hair and experience FTW.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 03, 2013 06:03 PM (gqT4g)

371 367 We Will write you a very sternly written letter telling you how mad we are with you. Posted by: Zakn at October 03, 2013 10:02 PM (zyaZ1) "Now suck my cock."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

372 Mikey- My favorite thing about the Hoplites is that they were supposed to get a little chubby. The theory was that a little fat provided extra protection from stabbing and slashing wounds.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at October 03, 2013 06:03 PM (URNUb)

373 361 I told the doctor that they need to add wearing Depends™ or something similar the night before to their detailed prep instructions...

My doc gave me one piece of advice for the night before. "You know that rule, 'never trust a fart?' Multiply that by 10."

Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 06:03 PM (bKA83)

374 Darling Peaches. I hate to ask....is fluffy still a virgin? *hides head under pillow*

Posted by: Guido at October 03, 2013 06:04 PM (JvtXj)

375 Oh, cripes, I should srsly just go kill myself . . . it's right there!  Tough day, will leave it at that.  I remember reading, years ago, that someone had been walking down the street with our precious MM and just having a regular girl day.  MM said, wait, watch this, I'm gonna turn in to Marilyn Monroe, and she DID, just from one second to the next morphed from a regular girl into a movie star.  I always thought the world of her and regretted her passing at such a young age.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)

376 ONT without the fun ramblings of GR. Shucks.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 06:05 PM (LpbKr)

377 Do moths' balls really smell that bad? I mean they're so tiny.

Posted by: stutterk at October 03, 2013 06:05 PM (z6eaQ)

378 Think soothing calming thoughts. Like punching Harry Reid repeatedly in the nuts. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 10:03 PM (Gk3SS) That helps. Thank you. But seriously, not bunting with your pitcher up and a runner on second? Not making the proper cut call, twice? That's coaching. And that pisses me off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

379 The Humungus: There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. [Soldiers start up their vehicles] The Humungus: I await your answer. You have a full day to decide. [Everyone drives away]

Posted by: Mad Max at October 03, 2013 06:06 PM (e8kgV)

380 The vomit scene in Team America is one of the funniest things ever captured on film.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:06 PM (AO9UG)

381 I wonder if the JEF has the stones to try and turn off the social security checks........and why the fuck does he have a hard-on for the old folks.....what a putz

Posted by: ET at October 03, 2013 06:06 PM (YpjaN)

382 I disagree eman. I almost died during the graphic puppet sex scene.

Posted by: Zakn at October 03, 2013 06:06 PM (zyaZ1)

383 I always thought the world of her and regretted her passing at such a young age.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 10:04 PM (8lmkt)



Me too.

Posted by: Sir Elton at October 03, 2013 06:07 PM (3qZbZ)

384 381 The vomit scene in Team America is one of the funniest things ever captured on film. Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 10:06 PM (AO9UG) The sex scene is beyond disturbing and yet hilarious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

385 349 How can I get the smell of mothballs out of my wool sweaters? Serious, you guys Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2013 06:07 PM (Dsds2)

386 I know all about dealing with the IRS and usually just turn any issues over to my CPA. This particular issue was so inane (wanted withholding from a corporation that had no employees) and the amount was small enough it would almost be a wash if i just paid the IRS vs what my CPA would charge to deal with it I made the call myself. More irritating than anything else just for my time being wasted.

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 06:07 PM (DI+ja)

387 They did some incredible work on the sets and the puppets.

Posted by: SpongeBob ConcernedSaget at October 03, 2013 06:07 PM (kxSZr)

388 "Lick My Moth Balls" is one of the better, but least talked-about, Spinal Tap albums.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:08 PM (AO9UG)

389

I think the dems are in trouble.  there must be some polling that tells them so, hence the JEFs comments about stop being so even handed about blame, blame them

 

gad what a petulant little pussy he is.  seriously.  what a mewling quim.  he isn't used to not getting everything he wants handed to him and he has no clue how to negotiate.  And frankly, I don't think he is all that bright or he would've figured it out by now

 

seriously.  what an asshole.  BTW, welcome to being a lame duck asshole.  The emperor has no clues

Posted by: thunderb at October 03, 2013 06:08 PM (zOTsN)

390 The reason why they push breast cancer is because lesbians and women in general get it more than men. If they REALLY cared about women, they would fight lung cancer or heart disease, which kills more women. Problem is: they also kill a bunch of men. It is all about hatred of men. It is so obvious.

Posted by: Baldy at October 03, 2013 06:08 PM (tyDFN)

391 OMG, Elton John . . . I saw him perform on the Emmys a week or so ago and was totes blown away by how good he sounded.  And he is an old fucker, even older than me.  I was gobsmacked.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

392 370 PSA test? Nah. I'm old school about making sure that Mr. Prostate is okay. Which means... the glove snap and the invitation to bend over. ------ I bet banana man could help you with that. Fuuuuuuck.

Posted by: fastfreefall at October 03, 2013 06:09 PM (Tz35j)

393 Posted by: The Chicken

Had your cousin for dinner tonight. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 06:09 PM (hO8IJ)

394 Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2013 10:03 PM Lessee; you've ingested two week worth of two different, very powerful laxatives over an 18 hour span. Don't sneeze...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:09 PM (JMmQ9)

395 PSA test? Nah. I'm old school about making sure that Mr. Prostate is okay. Which means... the glove snap and the invitation to bend over.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 03, 2013 10:03 PM (gqT4g)

The finger doesn't tell you much. You need the PSA test. You are gambling with your life.

Posted by: manometer at October 03, 2013 06:09 PM (vjrgd)

396 392 OMG, Elton John . . . I saw him perform on the Emmys a week or so ago and was totes blown away by how good he sounded. And he is an old fucker, even older than me. I was gobsmacked. Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 10:08 PM (8lmkt) It's the ciiiiiiiiiircle, the circle of liiiiife!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 03, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

397 Apparently the threat to delay Social Security checks was enough to send Bohner to the media to say he would pass a debt ceiling increase with democrat votes if he had to.

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 06:10 PM (cQnFm)

398 394 Posted by: The Chicken Had your cousin for dinner tonight. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 10:09 PM (hO8IJ) --- Me too.

Posted by: Gingy (Scrabble Witch) at October 03, 2013 06:10 PM (jt8G9)

399 eman I remember someone reviewing Rush and saying go watch Senna instead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 06:10 PM (HEMX5)

400 Anytime someone says 'Clean CR', tell them that every CR passed by the House has been 'Clean'. The Dems want a 'dirty' CR that includes funding for something that 60%-70% of the American people DO NOT WANT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:11 PM (aDwsi)

401 eman I remember someone reviewing Rush and saying go watch Senna instead. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 10:10 PM (HEMX5) Rush has a treat for the Moronettes: naked Thor.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:12 PM (AO9UG)

402 Apparently the threat to delay Social Security checks was enough to send Bohner to the media to say he would pass a debt ceiling increase with democrat votes if he had to.

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 10:10 PM (cQnFm)


fuckin' crybaby . . . you know what, SS is not a part of this fakey shutdown shit, I checked that right away, so I could force money on the dadster if he wasn't going to get his.  load of fuckin' horseshit, that's what this is.  plus, if i may go ot for a tiny sec, ah, well, i won't say it, it's possible that fat trudy is still on the clock monitoring my shit.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

403 Oh FFS. The International Committee of the Red Cross have called for video games to punish crimes committed in battle by adhering to real-life international war conventions. “The ICRC believes there is a place for international humanitarian law (the law of armed conflict) in video games,” the organization that works worldwide to provide humanitarian help for people caught in war zones said in a statement on their website. “The ICRC is concerned that certain game scenarios could lead to a trivialization of serious violations of the law of armed conflict,” they added. “The fear is that eventually such illegal acts will be perceived as acceptable behavior.”

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 06:12 PM (LpbKr)

404 Anyway, I had my second AutoCAD class tonight at the local vo-tech school and I'm liking it. I haven't been inside a classroom in decades. Now I'm kicking myself. I should have done this years ago. Vo-tech schools are cool. They also have classes in commercial art, welding, auto repair, food service, and a whole lot of other things. No matter what your age or situation in life, you can learn new skills. And you can just take the course(s) you want. No "required courses". My 10-week class cost $390. For a young person getting out of high school, it's a cheap and sensible way to learn marketable skills, as opposed to going into hock to attend a four-year college where they have to take mandated "studies" and "diversity" courses while being harangued by Marxist professors.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 06:12 PM (sdi6R)

405 Rush has a treat for the Moronettes: naked Thor.

wait, what????

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:13 PM (8lmkt)

406 It's always about the penis...

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 06:13 PM (Tnlh/)

407 eman I remember someone reviewing Rush and saying go watch Senna instead. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 10:10 PM Bah. Casablanca just showed up in the $5 bin at Walmart. Go watch a real movie...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:13 PM (JMmQ9)

408 Guido.. damn you for making me laugh at that. Alton.. lol.. yeah, that should definately be part of the instructions!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 06:14 PM (u25eL)

409 >>> Had your cousin for dinner tonight. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 10:09 PM (hO8IJ) --- >>> Me too. Two girls, one chicken.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2013 06:14 PM (z9HTb)

410 >>Posted by: The Chicken Had your cousin for dinner tonight. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ I think there is a rule in islam that you have to sell chickens that have been treated like that in the next village. Or was that goats?

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 06:14 PM (DI+ja)

411 Vo-tech schools are cool. They also have classes in commercial art, welding, auto repair, food service, and a whole lot of other things. No matter what your age or situation in life, you can learn new skills.

well, sure, but do they have a transgender studies program? 

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

412 411 >>Posted by: The Chicken Had your cousin for dinner tonight. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ I think there is a rule in islam that you have to sell chickens that have been treated like that in the next village. Or was that goats? Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 10:14 PM (DI+ja) --- Bomber will be by shortly.

Posted by: Gingy (Scrabble Witch) at October 03, 2013 06:17 PM (jt8G9)

413 eman, Top Gear tribute to Senna.
http://youtu.be/7kUNTtvMOtQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 06:17 PM (HEMX5)

414 382 .....and why the fuck does he have a hard-on for the old folks.....what a putz Posted by: ET at October 03, 2013 10:06 PM (YpjaN) ------------------------ The over-50 set didn't vote for him in either 2008 or 2012 and they're too old to be re-educated. So screw 'em.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 06:17 PM (dfYL9)

415 I'm curious - is Business Week some kind of leftist mouthpiece? That's the impression I get after having seenthe headers of various articles from that outfit featured on the Yahoo front page all this week.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 03, 2013 06:17 PM (/IXKu)

416 Do moths' balls really smell that bad? I mean they're so tiny.

Posted by: stutterk


Ok. At least a golfclap.
( pachi, pachi, pachi )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 06:18 PM (k1nNw)

417 HI Peaches! IÂ’m glad to see Senator Cruz has been on radio and television shows saying that Reid & Obama want the government shut down. I know he was on Rush last week & both Cruz & Lee were on Levin one night this week. I just put GretaÂ’s show on. I missed most of what Cruz said because I was in the kitchen.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 06:18 PM (z4WKX)

418 The Fed Gub'mint been shut down for three days now? Can anyone prove that?

 When does that effect me out here on the farm?

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:18 PM (nkPV9)

419 I am too old to be "re-educated" And I am not going to "camp"

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:18 PM (JMmQ9)

420 It's always about the penis...

Posted by: baldilocks


Eh, close enough.

Posted by: Tom Cruise in Magnolia [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 06:19 PM (k1nNw)

421 We've all seen this tactic used many, many times anywhere from local government all the way to the feds, but I've never heard it named until running across this:

Washington Monument Syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Monument_Syndrome

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 06:19 PM (X9Mnx)

422 Apropos of really nothing at all, really, somewhere in one of Marcinko's books he relates facing an actual test shibboleth while snooping and pooping around southern Lebanon, undercover in the company of his shin beth counterpart. They passed, obviously, b/c his Israeli counterpart was skilled.
What might be a good test shibboleth for the Tea Party to use on random SEIU member-types? Or similar?
*crack*
"Yep, that was a thirty caliber round. But was it .308 or .30-'06? Well, punk?"

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron isotopes in thousands of centrifuges at October 03, 2013 06:19 PM (aXmcp)

423 Good for you, rickl!  I share your enthusiasm for targeted vocational education.  A lot of junior colleges (community colleges) also have the same courses..  

I am past the need for vocational ed, but I intend to take piano and voice courses next semester.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 03, 2013 06:20 PM (AYOav)

424 Put the sweaters in the barrel. They will come out completely different.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 06:20 PM (S5MNK)

425  Are food supplies running out? Have the city folk started eating each other yet?

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:21 PM (nkPV9)

426 I saw the movie "Rush" yesterday. It was okay, but really just another Hollywood cookie-cutter effort. I saw it on the weekend, and thought much the same thing. Disappointing; thought Ron Howard might approach Apollo 13 levels of quality with this movie, but no. FWIW, I didn't much like Senna either, which was OK for this first 40 minutes or so and then descended into hagiography, at which point I stopped watching.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 03, 2013 06:21 PM (Lyq8A)

427 I'm really surprised by the castle price actually. Maybe I should reconsider France.

Posted by: Andrew at October 03, 2013 06:21 PM (VjlMj)

428 well, sure, but do they have a transgender studies program? Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 10:15 PM (8lmkt)
That's for the No-tech schools.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2013 06:21 PM (IA4Jx)

429 Earlier in the comments someone posted that they canÂ’t go to Hot Air anymore. I read an article three years ago (I think it was three, maybe more) about how the various websites track you. I remember looking at a face moisturizer on one website and then when I went to NRO there it was on the tops of the page. I read it in WSJ and it was series. I downloaded program called Ghostery and it blocks all ads. I wish they had one for iPads and iPhones.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 06:22 PM (z4WKX)

430 OMG, Elton John . . . I saw him perform on the Emmys a week or so ago and was totes blown away by how good he sounded. And he is an old fucker, even older than me. I was gobsmacked. Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 10:08 PM (8lmkt) One of the best concerts I've ever seen was Elton John and his piano, alone, in about a 300 person hall in Chicago. It was incredible.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 06:22 PM (cePbF)

431 eman, Top Gear tribute to Senna. http://youtu.be/7kUNTtvMOtQ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 10:17 PM (HEMX5) I watched about half and will watch the rest later. Very cool. Thanks!

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:23 PM (AO9UG)

432 "Yep, that was a thirty caliber round. But was it .308 or .30-'06? Well, punk?" Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron isotopes in thousands of centrifuges at October 03, 2013 10:19 PM You know, 7.62x39 is almost a .30 caliber round, if you go out past three decimal places...

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)

433 Did the shit just get real?
https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/385952682441068544

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 06:24 PM (hO8IJ)

434 Murder? Mayhem? Riots in the streets? Oh wait, that's a normal Tuesday morning in the city.

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:24 PM (nkPV9)

435
I heard the name before but it was called the Washington Monument Gambit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 06:24 PM (sj9LN)

436 409 Guido.. damn you for making me laugh at that.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at October 03, 2013 10:14 PM (u25eL)

 

 

 

 

 

Jewells! You laughed at that? You are so easy! lol, OK, here's one. "two Irishman walked out of a bar. Hey! it can happen."

Posted by: Guido at October 03, 2013 06:25 PM (JvtXj)

437 Did the shit just get real?
https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/385952682441068544

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 10:24 PM (hO8IJ)


oh, sadface, have they really grounded himself's spiffy plane?  bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

438 Well Hoyer getting hurt ruined my night.

Posted by: simplemind at October 03, 2013 06:25 PM (BmWNr)

439 wanted withholding from a corporation that had no employees

BTDT - sometimes they just NEED to see a form with all zeros on it and they go away happy.

Yes, its retarded.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:25 PM (9MLX+)

440 @433 Yeah, use the AK, and guarantee the result.

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron isotopes in thousands of centrifuges at October 03, 2013 06:27 PM (aXmcp)

441 I have to go into Urbana in the morning, Hope I-74 hasn't collapsed into dust by then.

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:27 PM (nkPV9)

442 Whey hey blow the man down give me some time to blow the man down pieces of eight pieces of eight

Posted by: The Old Salty Dog and his parrot at October 03, 2013 06:27 PM (yL0v8)

443 Yeah if AllenG or I had won the Mega Millions, could have afforded a castle and ship it to the US for rebuild.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 06:28 PM (HEMX5)

444 I'm curious - is Business Week some kind of leftist mouthpiece?

That's the impression I get after having seenthe headers of various articles from that outfit featured on the Yahoo front page all this week.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque


By default, yes.

The C.E.O./Editor was an analyst at a 3rd tier WS firm during the dotCom bubble. Eliot 'Client 9' Spitzer investigated his ass, and the SEC charged him with fraud in the early 2000's. He was banned from trading. That's how little pull his firm had ( banning only happens to the no-ones).

So, what's a formerly Minor Swinging Dick gonna do besides hire a bunch of 20-something j-school kids and reiterate the party line on the Interwebz?

Corporatism means money.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 06:28 PM (k1nNw)

445 Oh for fucks sake...that California high school is located across the 91 freeway (Anaheim Hills), from where I grew up (Yorba Linda). A lot of professional baseball players lived there, including asshole Rod Carew and Donnie Moore (who use to beat his wife and then shot her before killing himself). Anyway, straight snobby ass, douchetastic people live there...so this story doesn't surprise me. I'm just disgusted with these assholes in education. Oh...and good evening horde!

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at October 03, 2013 06:28 PM (kVw0W)

446 Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at October 03, 2013 10:03 PM (URNUb)

I always thought that was because they were in the class of people who could afford to buy such equipment, and they would be in the class to afford to eat well and also hire some others to look after more mundane things.  That is, if you could buy such a thing you had so much excess wealth you could always take care of the necessities.*

*Domestic servants were common until the post WWII era.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 06:28 PM (gmoEG)

447 wear irregularly shaped mole stickers. Speaking of irregular mole shapes, Abortion Barbie is officially "In it for Texas" posing with some of her filibuster survivors in her announcement photo tweet. Ummm... Yeah...where do I begin???

Posted by: lindafell at October 03, 2013 06:28 PM (PGO8C)

448 Feds forcing shutdown of facilities that are operated at no expense by concessionaires. It is a blatantly designed to cause outrage and inconvenience. Here is one: http://www.colonialfarms.com/index.htm

It produces income, has not a single Federal employee, but sits on Federal land. They blocked it off, and escorted visitors away.

Mount Vernon is privately owned, but the parking lot is Fed owned and has been blocked off.

All of the privately operated businesses along the Blue Ridge Parkway have been ordered to close.

Like the WWII monument, the Democrats are certain that the media will blame these *contrived* outrages on the Republicans

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

449 http://tinyurl.com/o6ybbob Sven & everyone else, the link above is what Powerline Blog had to say about the debt ceiling date of October 17 being wrong, they havenÂ’t published date we wonÂ’t be able to pay our principal & interest. Great carton is included in it too.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 06:29 PM (z4WKX)

450 434 Did the shit just get real? https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/385952682441068544 Damn it, Barack, I needed another vacay from my wretched existence, with all my 24 assistants on furlough!

Posted by: Michelle O at October 03, 2013 06:29 PM (Dsds2)

451 I'm curious -

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque

never say that here . . . srsly . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

452 434 Did the shit just get real?

Obama just admitted to wanting to make non-essential trips. 

That seems to be prima facie evidence he's wasting the taxpayer's money.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:29 PM (9MLX+)

453 And while no one is watching barrys boyz in Syria are taking things to a new level, Rape of Nanking type shit.....over at WZ

Posted by: ET at October 03, 2013 06:29 PM (YpjaN)

454 Heather Radish love the comment 'so much for the grade school reunion'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 06:30 PM (HEMX5)

455 And something is stinking down in Atlanta right about now. 😀

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at October 03, 2013 06:30 PM (kVw0W)

456

" My favorite thing about the Hoplites is that they were supposed to get a little chubby."

 

 

heheh eh heheh eh heheheh

Posted by: beavis at October 03, 2013 06:30 PM (9gNQd)

457 Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 10:28 PM (aDwsi) You fight their optics with your own optics. So far, their optics are doing poorly.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:31 PM (AO9UG)

458 422 --- I've always heard it referred to as the Firemen First principle. Of course that comes from LOCAL government, y'no, the way they punish you when you vote down their stupid taxes or bond issues.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 06:31 PM (dfYL9)

459 405 rickl,

good for you, no snark...

I may need an electrician/plumber/general contractor in 6 years for Ewok Amalgamated

Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2013 06:31 PM (9jfyN)

460 @434 et seq. Prolly kept L'il Barry from becoming the martyred preznit.
What? Dood! It's flippin' Indonesia, man!

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron isotopes in thousands of centrifuges at October 03, 2013 06:31 PM (aXmcp)

461 69 NDH, who is William Morris?

I dunno but there is a call for him.

Posted by: bill-o at October 03, 2013 06:32 PM (AWwDY)

462 So the world is still here? Rats, I was looking for a reason to break out the old y2k survival kit.

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:32 PM (nkPV9)

463 433 Alton Jackson,

Ivan's .30-30 basically.....

Nice utility round.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2013 06:33 PM (9jfyN)

464 I have to go into Urbana in the morning, Hope I-74 hasn't collapsed into dust by then.

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 10:27 PM (nkPV9)



It is day three of the ShutDown, you might not want to assume roads are still structurally sound.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 06:33 PM (3qZbZ)

465 Joe is hiding a stiffy. Every ONT with a Mad Max or Hudson picture, as proven by CNN polls, is a winner. Who would want to live in France, regardless of the price? Besides, they speak gibberish!

Posted by: and irresolute at October 03, 2013 06:33 PM (RqHWH)

466 Since AF1 is grounded can we climb onto the wings for a bitchin' tan?

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:33 PM (AO9UG)

467 ...and Donnie Moore (who use to beat his wife and then shot her before killing himself). Speaking of Donnie Moore, the guy that pretty much sealed his fate - Dave Henderson - is throwing out the first pitch at the A's/Tigers game tonight.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 03, 2013 06:33 PM (/IXKu)

468 Did the shit just get real?
https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/385952682441068544

Posted by: HeatherRadish


For the Twatter impared:
"Statement from Jay Carney: "Due to the government shut-down, President ObamaÂ’s travel to Indonesia and Brunei has been cancelled.""

No, Obama just ordered the Ego Supreme again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 06:34 PM (k1nNw)

469 448 lindafell,

#stonedwithwendy #shestoodwithgosnell

Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2013 06:34 PM (9jfyN)

470 Some hobo tents under AF1 would make a nice meme pic.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 06:35 PM (AO9UG)

471 Are food supplies running out? Have the city folk started eating each other yet?
Posted by: GMB
------------------------

Pretty desperate here. Roaming gangs, stores looted clean, lingering fires everywhere, overturned autos, random gunfire. Oh wait..., maybe that was a movie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

472 Er, I mean tomorrow night.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 03, 2013 06:35 PM (/IXKu)

473 , you might not want to assume roads are still structurally sound

Obama's probably got a black bag crew out right now cutting through metal bridge supports and pouring HF on concrete so he can claim collapses are due to shutdown.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:35 PM (9MLX+)

474
It Texas loses, I think that coach is gone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 06:35 PM (sj9LN)

475 MO: I am not going to Brunai. What are you thinking? BO: Yeah, and they hate me in Indonesia now. VJ: I think I know how to cancel your trip and spin it in our favor. Mwah-hah-hhaaa. MO: Mwah-hah-hhaaa. BO: Tee hee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 03, 2013 06:35 PM (U13jb)

476 Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 10:12 PM (LpbKr)


So that means the Red Cross really has nothing to do then go after fiction.

Got it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet features Stakes and Kindling for all of Your Heretic Burning Needs! at October 03, 2013 06:36 PM (gmoEG)

477 450 CarolT,

Yeah well dirty little secret is we passed it in May I'd wager.....


the clock froze....

Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2013 06:37 PM (9jfyN)

478 Heather Radish love the comment 'so much for the grade school reunion'

Yeah, I lol'd.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 06:37 PM (hO8IJ)

479 We should be able to fuck over Comcast for all the shit MSNBC does.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 03, 2013 06:37 PM (ZPrif)

480 Pretty desperate here. Roaming gangs, stores looted clean, lingering fires everywhere, overturned autos, random gunfire. Oh wait..., maybe that was a movie.

That's not a movie. That's the Greens on any Thursday Afternoon.

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:38 PM (nkPV9)

481 My local grocery store and pharmacy keep demanding I donate to some children's disease charity every time I buy something" IÂ’m not sure who posted that first, but it I give to a charity, one that I feel is something worthwhile, they have a tendency to call and tell me itÂ’s just about time for my annual, quarterly, etc donation. I tell them that if I give money I give it, they are not employed by me and I am under no obligation to give them anything. Two years ago I bought a new phone for the house, I bought the same one my brother has because you can block callers. I have to go through the list of blocked callers because that directory is full.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 06:39 PM (z4WKX)

482 Pretty desperate here. Roaming gangs, stores looted clean, lingering fires everywhere, overturned autos, random gunfire.

Just another day in Detroit!

Posted by: Let me guess at October 03, 2013 06:39 PM (cQnFm)

483 Washington Monument Syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Monument_Syndrome

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 10:19 PM (X9Mnx)


Never heard of that till yesterday.

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 03, 2013 06:40 PM (FIDMq)

484 When my dad got back from WWII he HATED the Red Cross with the heat of 1,000 suns.

The CEO of the American Red Cross is currently paid more in salary than the US president is. 

I'm thinking it wouldn't be too hard to get some retired executive with a philanthropic bent looking to occupy their days to DO IT FOR FREE.

Bunch of fucking rent seeking parasites at the top of that organization.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:40 PM (9MLX+)

485 460 405 rickl, good for you, no snark... I may need an electrician/plumber/general contractor in 6 years for Ewok Amalgamated Posted by: sven10077 at October 03, 2013 10:31 PM (9jfyN) Yeah, learning trades is definitely a good idea. I know a guy who was an electrician in the Navy. He completely gutted and rewired his house a few years ago. That was very cool. Me, I'm afraid of electricity. I think it's a kind of magic.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

486 449 ---"....All of the privately operated businesses along the Blue Ridge Parkway have been ordered to close. Like the WWII monument, the Democrats are certain that the media will blame these *contrived* outrages on the Republicans Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 10:28 PM (aDwsi) ------------------------- One of my son's friends works for the landscaping company that does the upkeep at the Peaks of Otter Lodge on the Parkway. He counts on making LOTS of overtime money in October, what with high tourist season, leaf removal, and fall planting. Not this year. And he is pissed at Obama because he knows damned well that the Lodge costs the taxpayer nothing and it's just playing spiteful games. Of course the little dolt voted for Dear Leader. NOW he's seeing the light. *sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 06:41 PM (dfYL9)

487 Posted by: Purp at October 03, 2013 10:40 PM (9MLX+)

that, eleventy . . . I wouldn't piss on the red cross if they were on fire

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

488 So I find this out on the Intarwebs: "A progressive is someone who believes fervently in progress while fanatically denying its possibility, since progress can only be measured in light of permanent truths and transcendent ideals. " And thus I have the perfect description of Progressivism: The ultimate expression of spinning one's wheels and going nowhere fast.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at October 03, 2013 06:43 PM (m9V0o)

489 485 When my dad got back from WWII he HATED the Red Cross with the heat of 1,000 suns.Posted by: Purp at October 03, 2013 10:40 PM (9MLX+)
Wow, my dad did too (USMC Pacific)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2013 06:43 PM (IA4Jx)

490 Pretty quiet here in Williamson County Texas Just neighbors discussing overlapping fields of fire

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2013 06:44 PM (MhA4j)

491 194 Longtime lurker on an old thread, but I. Love you Baldilocks! Via HOT AIR

Posted by: RedRover at October 03, 2013 09:27 PM (6Lolh)


Awww. Sweet! Thanks.

I didn't know about the script stuff at the Hot Air site until I went there today with my laptop. I normally use my ipad to surf and don't have those problems, but today I was using the pad for the interview.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 06:45 PM (Tnlh/)

492 >>The CEO of the American Red Cross is currently paid more in salary than the US president is. Yeah, but in all fairness that person puts in more hours at work and plays fewer rounds of golf than our present president. (And probably fucks up less shit.)

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 06:46 PM (DI+ja)

493 Due to the government shut-down, President ObamaÂ’s travel to Indonesia and Brunei has been cancelled."" ---- Don't stop there ya prick.

Posted by: UWP at October 03, 2013 06:46 PM (vj51i)

494 Man this shutdown crap is theater of the absurd.  Can't we get some more Meghan McCain humor from our hosts?  Or is she shut down, too?

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 06:46 PM (iYlIC)

495 Evening, all! driving home from work today was an adventure. I was just passing Exit 17 on I93N when a herd or ravening EPA emissions regulators burst out of the woods and attacked the Coca-Cola trailer in front of me. I guess the furlough has taken it's toll on them pretty hard. They saw a red truck belching diesel fumes and just BAM! I was lucky to skirt by with my little Accent intact.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 06:46 PM (CA2NO)

496 I hate to be a buzz-kill, but what happens to the baby involved in this afternoon's shit that went down in Capitol City? I don't know the specifics about the infant: I've seen "9 month old boy" and "18 month old girl" in the breathless MFM "reports": whatever. A small child is spending tonight in "protective custody". Without his/her Mommy. And the father is where? WTF? I'm not even addressing the shoot and the justification thereof. I do not know enough to speak to those issues. (That both the Secret Service and the Capitol City Police shot at a moving car, notwithstanding)(Shooting at a moving vehicle is never in good form; you're not Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry) Maybe I'm fat (too late) and old, but the images of the infant being whisked away really struck me... thoughts?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

497 19 So what is the Biden secret code? b10ckhead?
Posted by: mallfly at October 03, 2013 08:44 PM

BOSCO

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2013 06:48 PM (aTXUx)

498 I'm not reading shit. Can't I just eat my taco?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2013 06:48 PM (DHQv9)

499 Margarita DeVille- All of facilities(and the others I mentioned, there are many more) along the Parkway are operated by private companies. They *make* money, and pay the Park Service. This is their peak season, and this is going to hurt them very badly. Mr. Obama, his quislings and the media are beyond contempt. They are hateful, clawing, dangerous socialist thugs. I despise the lot of them beyond my ability of expression.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:49 PM (aDwsi)

500 And he is pissed at Obama because he knows damned well that the Lodge costs the taxpayer nothing and it's just playing spiteful games. Of course the little dolt voted for Dear Leader. NOW he's seeing the light. *sigh* Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 10:41 PM (dfYL9) Is the dolt going to become a conservative? Closing the beaches & cemetery in Normandy is childish. I am very close to finding ReidÂ’s website and submitting a complaint. I heard the beginning of GretaÂ’s show and donÂ’t know who said it but the order to close those places came from high up and it was the OMB. I believe it was probably the SCOAMF to get people to blame the republicans. ThatÂ’s why IÂ’m glad I see Cruz, Lee & Paul on shows telling things differently. I am going to go send Reid a letter. The little dickhead has to be put in his place. HeÂ’s not my senator but he still works for US!

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 06:49 PM (z4WKX)

501

421 It's always about the penis...

Posted by: baldilocks


Eh, close enough    THIS is what happens when teh Ewok promotes someone! 

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2013 06:50 PM (DHQv9)

502 http://i.___ur.com/XPGLlvS.jpg

Unfortunately that is all I see. No links to nothing.

Posted by: Serious Cat


The Hamsters in the AoSHQ engine eat the letters i and m and g if placed in sequence. That's what the ____ was.

(Warning: Image sites are known repositories of malware. Correct the link at your own risk. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 06:51 PM (k1nNw)

503 Pretty quiet here in Williamson County Texas
Just neighbors discussing overlapping fields of fire
Posted by: Beto
-----------------------

Damn. I have got to consider moving to Texas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

504 Talk about repeat offenders.  Guy who took a TV cameraman hostage with a shotgun is once again in the klink over attempted car theft.  Wonder what he blew his settlement on?

http://tinyurl.com/q84zjgt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 06:52 PM (HEMX5)

505 "Cookbook for Cannibals" is returning 0 hits on bing. Bummer.

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 06:52 PM (nkPV9)

506 Ya know I had a buddy over there in Germany when we wuz in the Cold War and keeping then West Germany safe from the Warsaw Pact, and he thought that the drummer in Enuff Z Nuff's "Get High on A New Thing" was a really hot chick.

We outlasted the USSR, though.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 06:53 PM (iYlIC)

507 I am going to go send Reid a letter. The little dickhead has to be put in his place. HeÂ’s not my senator but he still works for US! Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 10:49 PM Need I post up my time-worn screed on repealing the 17th Amendment?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

508 We need a law that says that any facilities closed by government shutdown should be deeded back to the states -- as it is clearly not a Federal competence to run 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 06:53 PM (T1005)

509 My father loved the Salvation Army. after he got home from Europe after WWII. He didn't say anything about Red Cross.m

Posted by: CarolT. at October 03, 2013 06:53 PM (z4WKX)

510 I wonder if Miriam Carey was traveling with someone? Driving with a 1 year old from Stamford to DC would be rather tough alone.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at October 03, 2013 06:53 PM (A/ga/)

511 Texas trying very hard to lose, but the officials won't let them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 06:54 PM (hO8IJ)

512 And thus I have the perfect description of Progressivism: The ultimate expression of spinning one's wheels and going nowhere fast.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at October 03, 2013 10:43 PM (m9V0o)



Yeah, those Progressives spinning wheels and going nowhere. Yet winning everything. If only conservatives had such a record.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 06:54 PM (3qZbZ)

513 Hey, France isn't all bad. 1. Um.... freaking CASTLE you guys. 2. The French FDA (if they have one) is ok with you eating whatever the f*ck cheese you want to f*cking eat. http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/351159/live-brie-or-die-mark-steyn 3. The gay folk there were protesting in the streets a while back because they did NOT want gay marriage. Gay Frogs, apparently, believe kids need a mama and a papa. Whoda thunk it. Sounds pretty ok to me. Plus eclaires.

Posted by: stutterk at October 03, 2013 06:55 PM (z6eaQ)

514 Then have a shit taco, Cicero Kid. Same principle as peanut butter cups.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at October 03, 2013 06:55 PM (qnPg9)

515 do they expect us to care he can't go to Indonesia? Other than those who wish he would go and stay there of course.

Posted by: the dandy at October 03, 2013 06:55 PM (h4Uz9)

516 At least my governor told TFG & his goons to piss off and kept public places open such as a boat ramp & several parks. Scott Walker rocks

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 03, 2013 06:55 PM (HVff2)

517 Closing the beaches & cemetery in Normandy is childish.

The French military should simply seize them and reopen it. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:55 PM (9MLX+)

518 It's always about the penis... Posted by: baldilocks Funny story.... Catholic Full Mass Wedding Friend gave his daughter a Barbie and Ken from the Cry Room During the Communion the girl holds up the Ken and says "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS" Hilarity ensued

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2013 06:56 PM (MhA4j)

519 Government shutdown, Indonesia winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

520 Closing the beaches cemetery in Normandy is childish. The French military should simply seize them and reopen it. Posted by: Purp at October 03, 2013 10:55 PM (9MLX+) I would very much like to know what France's reaction is to the US basically shutting down pieces of scenery in their country.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 06:57 PM (CA2NO)

521 Closing the beaches cemetery in Normandy is childish.

The French military should simply seize them and reopen it.

Posted by: Purp


It'll only work if they march backwards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 06:57 PM (k1nNw)

522 It's too bad the TFG couldn't fund half a trip.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 06:58 PM (sj9LN)

523 #430

That's called 're-targeting'. If the ad provider is in the same network, it stands to reason it knows where your IP visited last (provided the website sends that information with the ad imbed) and will try to either serve you an ad that links back to the site you left, or the same content it thinks you want.

IMO, the real effect, which somehow the ad girls don't totally grasp, is creepy until you realize that it's the same provider (like 'ad choices' or whatever)

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 06:58 PM (9hUiB)

524 Guy Mohawk, like the IJN fueling Yamato for its last mission?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 06:59 PM (HEMX5)

525 @ #517 my Battery Commander approached me about being on the detail at the Normandy Cemetery because I was a pretty decent troop back in them late 70s.

But I didn't (and don't) speak French.  So they put me in "Special Weapons" which means I was working the tactical nukes.  Which was cool.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 06:59 PM (iYlIC)

526 My father loved the Salvation Army. after he got home from Europe after WWII.

When I was growing up, a lot of shopping was done at "Sallies".  I cruise through the local one on occasion.  Bought a computer there for $10 a few years ago. 

After my mom died, I donated a lot of clothing and books to Sallies.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 06:59 PM (9MLX+)

527 #517

Short work weeks, too!

Unfortunately, they have a vibrancy issue.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:00 PM (9hUiB)

528 The American Military Cemetery in Luxembourg.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/11/veterans-day.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 07:01 PM (HEMX5)

529
exactly Anna

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 07:02 PM (sj9LN)

530 WMT run time.  Flat outta some critical stuff...like caffeine. 


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 07:02 PM (9MLX+)

531 There's a guy in the TBS control room monitoring Olbermann. If KO starts talking in the direction of politics, Mr Tweedly sends 40 volts to Keith's testicles. If the first zap doesn't stop him, a second dose is applied. It takes about 90 seconds for his brain to reboot.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 03, 2013 07:02 PM (a5ljo)

532 513 My father loved the Salvation Army. after he got home from Europe after WWII. He didn't say anything about Red Cross.Posted by: CarolT. at October 03, 2013 10:53 PM (z4WKX)
My dad liked the Salvation Army as well. He said they treated the men much better than the red cross. He said the red cross treated the officers well but not the enlisted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2013 07:03 PM (IA4Jx)

533 Marilyn waking up hungover in the morning was far sexier than People Magazine's "Sexiest Women"

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 07:03 PM (aTXUx)

534 What's the number you should know? F 1 U C K Y O Help our government to grow! F 1 U C K Y O Call today and sign up, bro. F 1 U C K Y O Doctor Uncle Sam you blow. F 1 U C K Y O

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 03, 2013 07:03 PM (U13jb)

535 If only we'd had all this shutdown fun six trillion dollars ago....



It's just amazing to think that the SCoaMF has spent more money than anyone, ever, in all of history. The building of the Pyramids, Alexander's march to the Indus, the lifestyle of the Roman Emperors -- nobody has ever before spent at such a prodigious rate....and what has all this spending done, besides enrich his cronies? It's left him as a lame duck trying to claim botches and humiliations as triumphs. All his choom buddies who skimmed the Solyndras and labor payoffs have long since spent the swag on hookers and blow and hold him openly in contempt.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 07:03 PM (T1005)

536 Hey, what do you know? ALL STAGED! http://tinyurl.com/pms8yzz

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at October 03, 2013 07:04 PM (nL5y5)

537 But I didn't (and don't) speak French. So they put me in "Special Weapons" which means I was working the tactical nukes. Which was cool.

Posted by: Tim Fountain


Thank you for your service.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 07:04 PM (k1nNw)

538 >>f KO starts talking in the direction of politics, Mr Tweedly sends 40 volts to Keith's testicles. If the first zap doesn't stop him, a second dose is applied. It takes about 90 seconds for his brain to reboot. Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck Microelectrodes

Posted by: Aviator at October 03, 2013 07:04 PM (DI+ja)

539 421 It's always about the penis...

Posted by: baldilocks

Eh, close enough

THIS is what happens when teh Ewok promotes someone!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2013 10:50 PM (DHQv9)

Hahaha!

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:06 PM (Tnlh/)

540 Hey, what do you know? ALL STAGED! http://tinyurl.com/pms8yzz Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at October 03, 2013 11:04 PM (nL5y5) Aaaaaaand not shocked. Fuck I hate these people.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:06 PM (CA2NO)

541 Also, someone on twitter shared this, so I figured I'd spread the love

"You know what Miley Cyrus looks like with her tongue sticking out like that?

Bill The Cat!"

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:06 PM (9hUiB)

542 503 - Mike Hammer --- Preach it, brother! ---------------------------- 504 --Is the dolt going to become a conservative? Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 10:49 PM (z4WKX) I think he will. He wasn't a crazed Obamabot, basically non-political, but he voted for the Won because.....well, because that was the cool thing for young people to do or something. It (2012) was his first time voting in a presidential election. Now he's shocked to find out what a bastard Bambi is and is starting to pay attention to politics. Also he is actually half-smart and interested in business. He sees the problems the company has with regulations, illegal immigrant competition, etc. Not all LIVs are idiots. A lot of them are busy and just don't know what's going on. I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 07:07 PM (dfYL9)

543 @ #541 that's kind.  Thanks!

Re: my upstream nonsense about Enuff Z Nuff - they were 80s, so that discussion about the drummer was after my friend and I were out of the Army.  But we're still among the dorks who won the cold war.  It was a post-military phone chat, I guess.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 07:07 PM (iYlIC)

544 Aaaaaaand not shocked.

Fuck I hate these people. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 03, 2013 11:06 PM (CA2NO)



I love the oh I was totes lying when I said I got paid to post political stuff lol!


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 07:07 PM (Gk3SS)

545 MWR, the Adorable Care Act has their first Hero of the HealthCare Exchange.  Chadsworth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 07:08 PM (HEMX5)

546 215 What's up with all this early ONT stuff? {scratches head} So, I heard the DC lunatic was a Somali woman. Anyone know if that's true? Didn't have a minute to even look at the stories today, such is my beautiful life.

Posted by: Peaches at October 03, 2013 09:31 PM (8lmkt)

There's a pic of the poor woman on an earlier thread. Not Somali.

That old saw about black people looking alike? With Somalis, it's true. Ethiopians too.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:08 PM (Tnlh/)

547 @JanineTurner
Either you run the day or the day runs you by! Join us on #TheJanineTurnerShow! Go to: http://ow.ly/ptuf3  to listen on-demand!
Retweeted by S.Ocean5

That Janine Turner from TV.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 07:08 PM (k1nNw)

548 546 He wasn't a crazed Obamabot, basically non-political, but he voted for the Won because.....well, because that was the cool thing for young people to do or something. It (2012) was his first time voting in a presidential election. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 11:07 PM (dfYL9) Yeah, I voted for Carter in my first election. I got better.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2013 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

549 Bill The Cat!" Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 11:06 PM OK, you had me up until "Bill The Cat" WTF? over?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)

550

Any guesses on what Baldi is drinking tonight? Methinks slippery nipples.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2013 07:10 PM (DHQv9)

551 Originally loaded ONT, comments were at 332.  Now at 552.

Slow down, damn it!

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 07:11 PM (FUbuZ)

552 Yeah, I voted for Carter in my first election.

I got better.

Posted by: rickl


Heh, but do you weigh less than a duck?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 07:11 PM (k1nNw)

553 Wonder if there will be any civil disobedience at any of the cemetaries. By employees, I'd hope. Especially if the shutdown drags on a while. If I was overseas on a vacation planned months ago, I couldn't live with myself if I didn't visit Omaha Beach. And if the gate was closed with a little sign on it about Big O had a hissy fit so I can't visit the graves of Americans who died to save the ass of the entire world..... well. I think I'd make a stink is all. Or just go in anyway.

Posted by: stutterk at October 03, 2013 07:11 PM (z6eaQ)

554 I voted for George McGovern. Anybody seen my powdered wig?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 07:12 PM (S5MNK)

555 Not all LIVs are idiots. A lot of them are busy and just don't know what's going on.
I dunno.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 11:07 PM (dfYL9)



No they aren't all idiots but some have a lack of awareness that borders on idiocy.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 07:12 PM (3qZbZ)

556 Anyone in Chicago? Have the roving bands started to move south yet? Could you send up a red flare once they get near Danville?

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 07:12 PM (nkPV9)

557 416 I'm curious - is Business Week some kind of leftist mouthpiece?

That's the impression I get after having seenthe headers of various articles from that outfit featured on the Yahoo front page all this week.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 03, 2013 10:17 PM (/IXKu)


Check the comments...some sweet sweet leftards hanging out in that wretched hive of scum and villany

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 03, 2013 07:12 PM (FIDMq)

558 Instant collectors item - Bin Laden costume pulled from Wal-Mart and Amazon.  http://tinyurl.com/nla37f9

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 07:13 PM (HEMX5)

559 Yeah, those Progressives spinning wheels and going nowhere. Yet winning everything. If only conservatives had such a record. I believe this has been covered under the category "For Evil to Triumph..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at October 03, 2013 07:13 PM (m9V0o)

560 That old saw about black people looking alike? With Somalis, it's true. Ethiopians too. Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:08 PM (Tnlh/) I use to work with a woman from Eritrea. No love loss for the Ethiopians and they look alike too.

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at October 03, 2013 07:13 PM (kVw0W)

561

560 Anyone in Chicago? Have the roving bands started to move south yet? Could you send up a red flare once they get near Danville?

 

 

 

 

I'm planning a marine invasion of the Dunes National Lakeshore Saturday night (new moon) but so far, no takers.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2013 07:15 PM (DHQv9)

562 They are hateful, clawing, dangerous socialist thugs. I despise the lot of them beyond my ability of expression. Posted by: Mike Hammer ---------------------------- They closed the Parkway!!??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 07:16 PM (4Mv1T)

563 Catholic Full Mass Wedding
Friend gave his daughter a Barbie and Ken from the Cry Room
During the Communion the girl holds up the Ken
and says "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS"
Hilarity ensued

Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2013 10:56 PM (MhA4j)

That always disturbed me.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:17 PM (Tnlh/)

564 #558 Jinx the Cat - every been out to South Dakota?  George McGovern Museum is in the town of Mitchell, where he attended South Dakota Wesleyan University.

I'm sittin' in Sioux Falls.  Can't sleep so here I am on the ONT.  With a really awful Bacardi and DietRite thing. 

Hey and what a joke this shut down is turning out to be.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 07:17 PM (iYlIC)

565 566 They closed the businesses on the Parkway. The Parkway is open.

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 03, 2013 07:17 PM (KRpfP)

566 Decloak.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 07:18 PM (KRpfP)

567 I love the oh I was totes lying when I said I got paid to post political stuff lol! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 11:07 PM (Gk3SS)[/i Right? What a fuckwad. Why am I not surprised he's named Chad. I vowed after the 2000 election that I'd never name a son of mine "Chad." [i]MWR, the Adorable Care Act has their first Hero of the HealthCare Exchange. Chadsworth. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 11:08 PM (HEMX5) FUCKING CHAD!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:18 PM (CA2NO)

568 567 Catholic Full Mass Wedding

Friend gave his daughter a Barbie and Ken from the Cry Room

During the Communion the girl holds up the Ken

and says "HE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS"

Hilarity ensued



Posted by: Beto at October 03, 2013 10:56 PM (MhA4j)
That always disturbed me.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:17 PM (Tnlh/)



Yeah, well -- at least it wasn't a little boy holding Barbie up and saying "SHE DOESN'T HAVE A HOOCHIE!".....'cause that would have been way worse.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 07:19 PM (T1005)

569 They closed the Parkway!!?? Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 11:16 PM (4Mv1T) Website's down.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2013 07:19 PM (ZNQKl)

570 "Master Blaster runs Barter Town...!"

Posted by: Mad Max at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (FYvb/)

571 #553

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bill the cat

Now you'll never see Miley Cyrus the same way again.

THANK YOU FOREVER, BERKLEY BREATHED!

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (9hUiB)

572 They closed the Parkway!!?? Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 11:16 PM (4Mv1T) Nope. Just all the private businesses along the highway. Because fuck you next question.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (CA2NO)

573 Was he a hanging chad?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (HEMX5)

574 Hanging chad.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (3qZbZ)

575 I voted for George McGovern.

Anybody seen my powdered wig?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 11:12 PM (S5MNK) 

Your in a class by yourself.

Posted by: manometer at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (vjrgd)

576 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2013 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

577 Bill The Cat! -RiverC Indeed. Compare and contrast. Bill http://bit.ly/15P6nGZ Mylee http://bit.ly/1bvahgi

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 03, 2013 07:21 PM (U13jb)

578 571 I love the oh I was totes lying when I said I got paid to post political stuff lol!


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 11:07 PM (Gk3SS)[/i


Right? What a fuckwad. Why am I not surprised he's named Chad. I vowed after the 2000 election that I'd never name a son of mine "Chad."



MWR, the Adorable Care Act has their first Hero of the HealthCare Exchange. Chadsworth.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 11:08 PM (HEMX5)



FUCKING CHAD!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 03, 2013 11:18 PM (CA2NO)



I'm just thinking of a photoshop with that Florida ballot inspector holding up a tablet with Chad's twitter account on it and looking at it in that pop-eyed googly way.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 07:21 PM (T1005)

579

on Somalis looking alike, we have a bunch of them here at work and with few exception, yeah, they all do look alike

 

due to the shutdown, i'm at home eating  hot fudge sunday

 

damn you rethugiKKKans

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:21 PM (qzVZP)

580 Chad is an awful name. I think, I'm not sure, but it's a name that has no geneology or meaning. It's just a name douchebags give to their children so when their children go to college they can be like, "me? I'm chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad" in a really annoying voice that makes your skin crawl.

It reminds me of Shad, which is a kind of fish.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:22 PM (9hUiB)

581 Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 11:17 PM (iYlIC)

Go Rabbits!

I'm debating wearing my 2010 Tea Party T-shirt tomorrow.  I think I will.

And do you suppose anybody in the GOP House has cottoned onto the fact that all they have to do is NOTHING in order to turn the entire leftie progressive Media-Government Complex into frothing, incoherent rage-stooges in front of the entire American public, even the Low-Information Voters?

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 07:22 PM (FUbuZ)

582 I broke into the old apartment. 

I was defying the shutdown.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 07:22 PM (iYlIC)

583 The Braves aren't doing squat. Mr. DeVille fell asleep on the floor. Heh. He looks cute.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 03, 2013 07:22 PM (dfYL9)

584 "I'm planning a marine invasion of the Dunes National Lakeshore Saturday night (new moon) but so far, no takers."

To my understanding, due to the gub'mint shut down, that portion of Indiadonana has already been ceeded to the gangs and what not.

I need help organizing the defense of the Farms south of I-74. Gotta hold the line don't ya know.


Posted by: GMB Oberbefehlshaber des Verteidigungs Gebiet 100 at October 03, 2013 07:22 PM (nkPV9)

585 I'm just thinking of a photoshop with that Florida ballot inspector holding up a tablet with Chad's twitter account on it and looking at it in that pop-eyed googly way. Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 11:21 PM (T1005) SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I often wonder what happened to Boggle Eyed Man. His visage is seared into my memory.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:23 PM (CA2NO)

586 They closed the Parkway!!?? Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 11:16 PM (4Mv1T) I was going up Tuesday to drive from Hendersonville to Cherokee.....decided to check the website, which was down....so just cruised 64.

Posted by: BignJames at October 03, 2013 07:23 PM (ZNQKl)

587 I broke into the old apartment.

Barenaked?

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 07:23 PM (FUbuZ)

588 Thanks for the answers, re: The Blue Ridge Parkway. I have a very smart friend who pays great attention to the news, but has refused to prepare for the burning times, because he says he can watch for the signs, and know when. I say, "WHEN."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)

589 Hanging Chad reminds me how Bush stole the election in 2000. At least thats what the media told me.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 07:24 PM (3qZbZ)

590 554
Any guesses on what Baldi is drinking tonight? Methinks slipperynipples.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 03, 2013 11:10 PM (DHQv9)

Just tea. Earl Grey. Hot. But tomorrow is Friday!

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:24 PM (Tnlh/)

591 >>> Now you'll never see Miley Cyrus the same way again. Bet we can figure out why Billy Ray married her mama.

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2013 07:24 PM (z9HTb)

592

19 So what is the Biden secret code? b10ckhead?

all I can think of is the scenes from "Spaceballs" where the combination is always 1-2-3-4...............

Posted by: morigu at October 03, 2013 07:24 PM (UF8He)

593 "I'm planning a marine invasion of the Dunes National Lakeshore Saturday night (new moon) but so far, no takers."

What kind of beer should I bring?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 03, 2013 07:24 PM (hO8IJ)

594 591 I broke into the old apartment. Barenaked? Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 11:23 PM (FUbuZ) --- Ladies?

Posted by: Gingy (Scrabble Witch) at October 03, 2013 07:26 PM (jt8G9)

595
This is weird, I just saw the ending of the Bills-Browns game in the ISU-Tex game.

(maybe)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 07:26 PM (sj9LN)

596 There's a guy in the TBS control room monitoring Olbermann. If KO starts talking in the direction of politics, Mr Tweedly sends 40 volts to Keith's testicles. If the first zap doesn't stop him, a second dose is applied. It takes about 90 seconds for his brain to reboot.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at October 03, 2013 11:02 PM (a5ljo)


No.. he has no testicles.

Posted by: Berserker at October 03, 2013 07:26 PM (FMbng)

597 "I'm planning a marine invasion of the Dunes National Lakeshore Saturday night (new moon) but so far, no takers." What kind of beer should I bring? Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ------------------------- It's a beach party right? Dunes? Bring Sudsweiser. Always a hit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 07:27 PM (4Mv1T)

598 >>> I broke into the old apartment. Tore the phone out of the wall?

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2013 07:27 PM (z9HTb)

599 If the gub'mint has shut down, why is the interwebs still working? Is the nsa still spying on me?

Posted by: GMB Oberbefehlshaber des Verteidigungs Gebiet 100 at October 03, 2013 07:28 PM (nkPV9)

600 "I'm planning a marine invasion of the Dunes National Lakeshore Saturday night (new moon) but so far, no takers." ------------- At the National Sea Shore at Hatteras, they now have guards, where there was *never* anyone before, i.e., the cost of 'closing' is higher than just letting things be, like the WWII monument.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

601 >>> No.. he has no testicles. It's true.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at October 03, 2013 07:28 PM (z9HTb)

602 Tore the phone out of the wall?

I believe that is traditional, yes.

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 07:29 PM (FUbuZ)

603 I use to work with a woman from Eritrea. No love loss for the Ethiopians and they look alike too.

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at October 03, 2013 11:13 PM (kVw0W)

The tribalism is strong in that area.

In fairness, every Kenyan I ever met looks just like me, except darker. Whenever someone asks me if I'm ever going to go there, I say no because I'm afraid that TPTB won't let me come back home. Only half joking.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:29 PM (Tnlh/)

604 It's essential staff only. So there'll be staff at the NSA to monitor the toilet-hobos, radishes and mohawks at the HQ

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 07:29 PM (d7tB2)

605 Not to worry, the NSA scooping up every citizen's data is an essential activity that cannot be shut down even when there is no funding.

I guess at that point the NSA will just start wiring our money to its employees

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:29 PM (9hUiB)

606 Bob and Kathy have been furloughed. But they left me the passwords, and send their regards. Carry on.

Posted by: Larry the Janitor at the NSA at October 03, 2013 07:30 PM (U13jb)

607 I bet the last time the National Sea Shore at Hatteras had guards was in WWII.  To protect the US from some U-boat landing saboteurs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 07:30 PM (HEMX5)

608 IÂ’m going too but I wasnÂ’t fully here tonight either. I had distractions & things to do. Paul called to ask me if the caseworker at the hospital called me. I canÂ’t transfer him, it has to be from the caseworker at hospital or social worker at rehab that stopped giving PT to the one we want here. I told him two minutes ago that the one my mother was in, has three sections, long term, AlzheimerÂ’s and rehab. I know now that heÂ’s going to end up in long term section. IÂ’ll do PT with him myself. IÂ’ll ask neighbor what I can do for him. Two weeks ago the admissions director was concerned about sticking him in a room with an 80 year old, at this point who cares? he has to be in Massachusetts.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 07:30 PM (z4WKX)

609
Nope it was a different game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 07:31 PM (sj9LN)

610 They closed the Parkway!!?? Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 03, 2013 11:16 PM (4Mv1T --------- No. They just made the concessionaires (not Park employees) close their businesses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

611 JUMPS UP AND DOWN A WHOLE REALLY LOT

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 07:31 PM (Gk3SS)

612 Re: Africans

It's just most of us are such half-breeds we don't fit in.

I was, however, startled to find how much I look like the common Welshman.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:31 PM (9hUiB)

613 The Pirates got there ass kicked. The Steelers suck. The Penguins shut out the NJ Devils. Greetings from a Western PA ex-pat living in NoVA.

Posted by: puddleglum at October 03, 2013 07:32 PM (jUJVa)

614
Ha Ha.  It turns out Chad has to pay $175/month for obamacare when before he could get a policy for $45.

I bet he drops it once the story dies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 07:32 PM (sj9LN)

615 Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 11:23 PM (FUbuZ)

and #602

absolutely Barenaked Ladies.

Tore the phone out  of the wall.

I turned up your TV  and stomped on the floor just for fun.

Because it was shutdown.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 07:33 PM (iYlIC)

616 >>> JUMPS UP AND DOWN A WHOLE REALLY LOT Rage or caffeine?

Posted by: fluffy at October 03, 2013 07:33 PM (z9HTb)

617 Weird thing about Ethiopia is that Geez, the Latin / Hebrew of Ethiopian culture, appears to be an Eritrean language like Tigre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ge%27ez_language

But Christian (and Jewish-in-exile) Ethiopians speak Amharic.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 07:35 PM (d7tB2)

618

620  Rage or caffeine?

 

im guessing green bay fan

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:36 PM (qzVZP)

619 I turned up your TV and stomped on i shutdown your TV network and barricaded the floor just for fun FIFY

Posted by: Bronco Bama at October 03, 2013 07:36 PM (z9HTb)

620 Larry the Janitor at the NSA knows all the secrets.

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 03, 2013 07:36 PM (U13jb)

621 616 Re: Africans

It's just most of us are such half-breeds we don't fit in.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 11:31 PM (9hUiB)

True.

Back when I was learning German, our teacher was a native speaker. We all agreed that she looked German. It was hard to put a finger on what it was, but looked different from the average white American.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:37 PM (Tnlh/)

622 absolutely Barenaked Ladies.

I shall retire content, then . . .

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2013 07:37 PM (FUbuZ)

623 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 11:31 PM (Gk3SS) 11:31? It's not cool to sock commenters.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:37 PM (LpbKr)

624 Haven't seen any refugees yet. When will that start? Day 4? 5?

Posted by: GMB at October 03, 2013 07:37 PM (nkPV9)

625 Chad is an awful name. Whenever I hear that name, I always think of those two guys from those old MetroPCS commercials.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 03, 2013 07:37 PM (/IXKu)

626 625 616 Re: Africans

It's just most of us are such half-breeds we don't fit in.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 11:31 PM (9hUiB)

True.

Back when I was learning German, our teacher was a native speaker. We all agreed that she looked German. It was hard to put a finger on what it was, but looked different from the average white American.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:37 PM (Tnlh/)



It's the zeitgeist.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 07:38 PM (T1005)

627 I don't know the song. My daughter's sitting here singing it, though. I might just not know it from how it's being portrayed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 03, 2013 07:38 PM (U13jb)

628 11:31?

It's not cool to sock commenters. Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 11:37 PM (LpbKr)



*shinkick*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 07:39 PM (Gk3SS)

629

615  hey AtC, are you going to watch the Indian playoff games.......

oh wait......

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:39 PM (qzVZP)

630 Chaaaaaaad

Chaaaaaaaaad

It's the sound of trust funds evaporating

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:39 PM (9hUiB)

631 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 11:39 PM (Gk3SS) i was about to joke more until I noticed my Pirates got their ass kicked.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:40 PM (LpbKr)

632 Now, time to finish filling out my job application before I go to bed.

Slouching towards Jerusalem for 10 years is going to finally pay off!

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:42 PM (9hUiB)

633 I take it the Browns did something good in their game, AtC?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:42 PM (CA2NO)

634 Are the Browns the team that traded away a good running back a few weeks ago?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 07:42 PM (KRpfP)

635 hey AtC, are you going to watch the Indian playoff games.......
oh wait...... Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 11:39 PM (qzVZP)



That's a Ravaging. 


Winning record, baby!   *jumps up and down more*


Look.   Let me have this.  It's not like it's going to last long.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 07:42 PM (Gk3SS)

636 625 616 Re: Africans It's just most of us are such half-breeds we don't fit in. Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 11:31 PM (9hUiB) True. Back when I was learning German, our teacher was a native speaker. We all agreed that she looked German. It was hard to put a finger on what it was, but looked different from the average white American. Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:37 PM (Tnlh/) My uncle (mother's brother) married a West German woman back in the 60s when he was stationed over there. Very nice woman...she explained to me the difference between the northern and southern German women. It was all in the hips. But I know what you mean...I can usually spot a German woman out in a crowd, without hearing them speak.

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPad at October 03, 2013 07:42 PM (kVw0W)

637 CLE 37 BUF 24 Final

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 07:43 PM (8sCoq)

638 CLE 37 BUF 24 Final Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 11:43 PM (8sCoq) High scoring game! Nice! Who was QB for Cleveland?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:44 PM (CA2NO)

639 I take it the Browns did something good in their game, AtC? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 03, 2013 11:42 PM (CA2NO)


They won!   Yaaaaay! 


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)

640

639  I was actually rooting for them till I saw the ERA of the starting pitcher

theres always next year

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:44 PM (qzVZP)

641 Corolla up. Only reason to watch O'Reilly.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:44 PM (LpbKr)

642 Laugh all you want you youngin's, but Old George McGovern wasn't at all like today's lefty. He was an Army Air Corps pilot who racked up 35 missions over Europe. A man of his convictions, except for that Tom Eagleton thing. Just the ticket for a young man fighting against Tricky Dick Nixon. Yeah, I had a VW Bus back then too, one with all the little windows and sunroof.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 07:45 PM (/aoz3)

643 Back when I was learning German, our teacher was a native speaker. We all agreed that she looked German. It was hard to put a finger on what it was, but looked different from the average white American.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:37 PM (Tnlh/)



There is something about second and third generation Americans that differentiates them from Europeans. A kind of freshness.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2013 07:45 PM (3qZbZ)

644 >Who was QB for Cleveland?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 03, 2013 11:44 PM (CA2NO)



the backup guy- Weeden


both starting QBs left the game with injury

CLE had a punt return TD and a Pick 6

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 07:45 PM (8sCoq)

645 i was about to joke more until I noticed my Pirates got their ass kicked. Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 11:40 PM (LpbKr) Boy howdy....and I watched live and in person.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 03, 2013 07:46 PM (bCEmE)

646

639  That's a Ravaging.

you know I haven't been able to open UPS boxes for like 5 years now because of you

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:46 PM (qzVZP)

647 637 I take it the Browns did something good in their game, AtC? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 03, 2013 11:42 PM (CA2NO) The Browns took the ball after the scrum and had a perfect set where they performed a hat trick as well as an onside kick.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:47 PM (LpbKr)

648 #647

Mainly it's 'open face'. My dad's a psych and he tells me this, but Americans don't hold their faces to conceal emotion. Their faces are open, not clenched, etc.

Natives of other countries for the most part, don't have open face.

Maybe it's the open spaces that does it dunno.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 07:47 PM (9hUiB)

649 Yeah, I had a VW Bus back then too, one with all the little windows and sunroof.

How many windows?  If 21, its worth a ton of money now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 07:48 PM (sj9LN)

650 Out of context conversations: 

"Man, I just can't work without my G-string."

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 07:48 PM (0wHyk)

651 621 Weird thing about Ethiopia is that Geez, the Latin / Hebrew of Ethiopian culture, appears to be an Eritrean language like Tigre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ge%27ez_language

But Christian (and Jewish-in-exile) Ethiopians speak Amharic.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 11:35 PM (d7tB2)

Interesting.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:49 PM (Tnlh/)

652 The Bills lost the game when they didn't go for it on fourth and inches with about 11 minutes to go. Yeah, punting is the smart move, but the Football Gods sometimes hate the smart move.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2013 07:49 PM (AO9UG)

653 652  one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:50 PM (qzVZP)

654 Jinx - In case you missed it, VW bus: http://i1364.photobucket.com/albums/r727/MickySpillaine/vwbus_zpse2866ece.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

655 Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2013 11:46 PM (bCEmE) Here's some salt. Go ahead. Pour it in. Actually, haven't followed Pirates since the Killer B's.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:50 PM (LpbKr)

656 Back
when I was learning German, our teacher was a native speaker. We all
agreed that she looked German. It was hard to put a finger on what it
was, but looked different from the average white American.


Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:37 PM (Tnlh/)


It's the zeitgeist.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 11:38 PM (T1005)

Genau!

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:50 PM (Tnlh/)

657 *twirls AtC around* YAAAY! That's nice for Cleveland fans, especially after the Indians' defeat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:50 PM (CA2NO)

658 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2013 07:51 PM (JawqV)

659 you know I haven't been able to open UPS boxes for like 5 years now because of you Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 11:46 PM (qzVZP)


I fail to see how that's my fault.  Don't do things that will get you an emu and you won't get an emu.


Probably.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at October 03, 2013 07:51 PM (Gk3SS)

660 oh yea

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

661 now

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

662 The cheapest is $142/mo. Most expensive is $399/mo. Posted by: Serious Cat --------------------- The cost is only the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

663 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

664 I can't remember, but it had the 4 or five little ones up along the roof on each side. It was a '65, and I remember driving in the winter leaning across the steering wheel with my fingers crammed down the defroster vents. When I bought it I was sure I was going to score early and often.......ah , silly youth.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 07:52 PM (/aoz3)

665 Hey MWR, if you didn't catch it the other day, Stabby is adorable.   

Has he stabbed anything yet?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 07:52 PM (0wHyk)

666 658 652 one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 11:50 PM (qzVZP) It's a trap!!!

Posted by: Adm Ackbar at October 03, 2013 07:52 PM (Dsds2)

667 one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you

Eastern Europeans, too.

It's us Brits and Scandis who keep our distance.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 07:53 PM (d7tB2)

668

654 "Man, I just can't work without my G-string."

 stop talking to my wife (aka the thong queen)

 

obviously a guitar reference

speaking of, the girl and her band are still at easy music getting ready to play, going have to leave soon if i'm going to see them

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:53 PM (qzVZP)

669 The cheapest is $142/mo. Most expensive is $399/mo. Posted by: Serious Cat at October 03, 2013 11:49 PM (UOjzE) $142 a month for a check-up. Can't wait to sign up. I fucking hate my fellow citizens.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:53 PM (LpbKr)

670 Way late. Gotta go back 'n' read the pith. My $.02's worth is concurring, mightily, about the female influence in schools having devastating effects. The tide was turning, throughout my children's lives. Started out with lots of male teachers, and almost exclusively male principals, superintendents, school board members. Sudden shift to almost all female. Hmm, coincidence? Male influence in the home and at school is maligned, and look where it gets us. Oh, and fuck you, Ted Turner. If the macro would be like the micro, which it would. I almost want to see it for the "told you so". But I don't hate my country.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 03, 2013 07:53 PM (XyrkB)

671 Scratch that, 'subjects.'

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 07:53 PM (LpbKr)

672 Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2013 11:51 PM (JawqV)

awesome name it conjures up some Boy George

Blanco blanco blanco blanco blanco basuuuuuuraaa

You come and go

You come and go-whoa-whoa

Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like my dreams...

OK enough of that shit.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 07:54 PM (iYlIC)

673

664  I fail to see how that's my fault. Don't do things that will get you an emu and you won't get an emu.

btw, you know my kid's band name is Spiderclown right?

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 07:54 PM (qzVZP)

674 My freshman physics professor was German. It made a difficult course even more difficult. Later in life I had a brush with the Polizei on their native turf. No sense of humor, those guys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

675 652 #647

Mainly it's 'open face'. My dad's a psych and he tells me this, but Americans don't hold their faces to conceal emotion. Their faces are open, not clenched, etc.

Natives of other countries for the most part, don't have open face.

Maybe it's the open spaces that does it dunno.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 11:47 PM (9hUiB)

Americans also have a different (larger) personal space area than many Europeans.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:55 PM (Tnlh/)

676 670 Hey MWR, if you didn't catch it the other day, Stabby is adorable. Has he stabbed anything yet? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 11:52 PM (0wHyk) Yesssh. But a gentleman never tellsssh.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 03, 2013 07:55 PM (LpbKr)

677 one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you /mental note: find a way to get a welcome hug from Monica Bellucci

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 03, 2013 07:55 PM (qOX6v)

678 Tim Fountain

Seek help.

Please.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2013 07:56 PM (JawqV)

679 BTH! About the Scandis not liking to hug! So true. I've had to get used to it. It's horrible.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 03, 2013 07:56 PM (XyrkB)

680 SO that little girl with the NRA t-shirt gets to keep her shirt on, literally

the school apologized


btw her name is Haley Bullwinkle

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

681 Harry Reid ponders "Why Would We Want to Help" a Child Dying of Cancer More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3400

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2013 07:56 PM (Vk2pI)

682 A 1965 split window Type 2 with 21 or 23 windows would get you serious bank today.  In good shape, $20k would not be unreasonable.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 07:56 PM (HEMX5)

683 Back in '82 I had a brush with Burmese officials that scared the crap out of me. I didn't feel good until the plane was in the air.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 07:56 PM (/aoz3)

684 one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 11:50 PM (qzVZP)


Yeah not so much on either side of my family. I guess 1or 2 generations here wiped that shit out.

Posted by: Berserker at October 03, 2013 07:57 PM (FMbng)

685 The Ultimate in Socialized Medical Service: Mobile Death Squads In their quest to ensure that even more people get the “healthy benefits” of quickly dying under socialist healthcare, the Netherlands now has “mobile death squads to kill sick and elderly people in their own homes.” Euthanasia suicides increased by 13% to encompass 3% of all deaths in the Netherlands. Not wanting to stop at that, they now want to kill off another 1000 “borderline” patients. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3335

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2013 07:57 PM (Vk2pI)

686 Hey MWR, if you didn't catch it the other day, Stabby is adorable. Has he stabbed anything yet? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 11:52 PM (0wHyk) Aww, thanks! No, no stabbing. He's been intently watching me type. I think he's getting online while I'm away at work during the day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 07:57 PM (CA2NO)

687 #684 Blanco Basura

I can't.  The help's all shut down.

But I agree w/ your assessment.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 07:58 PM (iYlIC)

688 "Don't stand so close to me!" Sing it with me.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 07:58 PM (Tnlh/)

689

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 11:53 PM (LpbKr)

 

Heh, there's still fall coverage plans on esurance for $130/month here. Yep no higher costs from obamacare. oh that's right "subsidies" will save us.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at October 03, 2013 07:58 PM (GaqMa)

690
Aaaannd now its down.....


HPDIA0119W Authentication mechanism is not available.


Same thing happens to me when I see Nancy Pelugly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 07:59 PM (sj9LN)

691 Back in '82 I had a brush with Burmese officials that scared the crap out of me. I didn't feel good until the plane was in the air. Posted by: Jinx -------------------- Yeah. That would do it. I was grabbed by the Belgians once too. Those guys had what looked to be HK's. Again, no smiles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

692 "Don't stand so close to me!" Sing it with me.

Harry Reid won't, or so I hear on good authority

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 08:00 PM (d7tB2)

693 Poliezi are super ninja.  Walking around town at 2am with a friend. Nothing moving.  We jaywalk and *poof* here comes the Poliezi to arrest us.  We were going where did they come from?  Luckily us Americans were able to sweet talk our way out of a trip to the jail.  But every trip to Germany after that, oh yeah I paid attention to all the crosswalks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:00 PM (HEMX5)

694 "Harry Reid ponders "Why Would We Want to Help" a Child Dying of Cancer"


If only a Republican had said that it would have been the perfect sound-bite.

Posted by: The MFM at October 03, 2013 08:00 PM (3qZbZ)

695 But I agree w/ your assessment.

Well, as long as you're aware...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2013 08:00 PM (JawqV)

696 Nice post on shutdown Kabuki in the Smokies -- http://behindtheblack.com/behind-the-black/essays-and-commentaries/freeing-the-smoky-mountains -- they are really acting like spoiled pains-in-the-ass.



h/t Insty

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:00 PM (T1005)

697

Later in life I had a brush with the Polizei on their native turf

 

I used to be the liason with the Italian carabinieri

they don't play nice

 

 

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 08:01 PM (qzVZP)

698 I hope you all wished the Obamas "Happy Anniversary" today





what? No? yeah me neither

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)

699 Back in '82 I had a brush with Burmese officials that scared the crap out of me. I didn't feel good until the plane was in the air. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 11:56 PM (/aoz3) That sounds like the opening line to a 1980s suspense thriller novel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 08:01 PM (CA2NO)

700 Anna: Back in the mid '70s the great car collector Bill Harrah was asked what he would invest in at that time. He said any air-cooled VW. They are cheap, distinctive and unusual. At one time or another I owned an example of them all except for a Type 3. Haven't even seen one of those for a long while now.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 08:01 PM (/aoz3)

701 one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 11:50 PM (qzVZP) Try growing up in a Sicilian family. They broken down the collagen in my cheeks (my face cheeks, you pervs) on a regular basis.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 03, 2013 08:01 PM (bCEmE)

702 Ok nature. One of you is about to lose. Big cricket and big toad outside my screen door. I left the cricket alon so the toad can eat him. Toad hasn't done shit. Crickets I can deal with. Toads/Frogs I hate. Better hurry up lazy ass or you're getting pulted like a cat.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:01 PM (LpbKr)

703 If I have to live under Obama-non-care, I think I'll welcome the mobile death units. But then, that's the whole idea. Our betters will live on in their own Utopia, where nobody can do shit except wait for a handout whilst gazing at their navels. Can't wait.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 03, 2013 08:02 PM (XyrkB)

704 No, no stabbing. He's been intently watching me type. I think he's getting online while I'm away at work during the day. Posted by: MWR -------------- Keep an eye on the little bugger. My cat has made some really embarrassing posts here when my back was turned. I came in one morning, and the ONT was still up, heres a picture: http://i1364.photobucket.com/albums/r727/MickySpillaine/MikeHammerscat_zps149c66de.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:03 PM (aDwsi)

705 Hey, if a Sicilian wanna kiss you onna cheek, you take a kiss onna cheek

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 08:03 PM (d7tB2)

706 "Don't stand so close to me!" Sing it with me. I had to read that book by Nabakov for one of my Comparative Literature classes.... Does that count?

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:03 PM (k4Il7)

707
Anna and Jinx

http://tinyurl.com/ob8mtsu


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 08:03 PM (sj9LN)

708 Just got back from a dinner where most of the conversation was them vs. me regarding Obamacare, abortion, and the contraceptive mandate... Miss anything interesting on the ONT?

Posted by: The Political Hat, who apparently wants people to suffer without medical care and force women to hav at October 03, 2013 08:03 PM (Vk2pI)

709 I was in El Salvador in 1989 and had some airport security screaming at me about something.  Still spooked by that one.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 08:04 PM (iYlIC)

710 so you know, having seen the video with the bikers in ny and the big ol range rover makes me want a range rover - real bad.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

711 Heh, there's still fall coverage plans on esurance for $130/month here. Yep no higher costs from obamacare. oh that'sright "subsidies" will save us. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at October 03, 2013 11:58 PM (GaqMa) The big fail is that people will have 'insurance' on paper but anything more than aches or pains they're paying out the ass. "i have health insurance, health care not so much."

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (LpbKr)

712 Dayum!  I go spend 2 hours writing android code and you guys just now hit 700.

Posted by: SpongeBob ConcernedSaget at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (kxSZr)

713
This one has the sunroof.

http://tinyurl.com/ofae3e8

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (sj9LN)

714 Keep an eye on the little bugger. My cat has made some really embarrassing posts here when my back was turned. I came in one morning, and the ONT was still up, heres a picture: http://i1364.photobucket.com/albums/r727/MickySpillaine/MikeHammerscat_zps149c66de.jpg Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 04, 2013 12:03 AM (aDwsi) *clucks tongue* Look at that cat. Passed out cold. Probably been hitting your liquor cabinet, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (CA2NO)

715 guy on Twitter going on about how pink will ruin football

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (8sCoq)

716 Jinx, the Type 3s suffer rust just like their Type 1 and Type 2 cousins.  Unlike those, the numbers of Type 3s produced has been small.  And since they were really intended for family use, like the family station wagon they got used up.  Even worse situation is for the Type 4 folks, they are sometimes reduced to salvaging and reusing the rubber seals since no new ones are available when fixing up a Type 4.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:05 PM (HEMX5)

717 "i have health insurance, health care not so much." Posted by: RWC ------------ The larger question is, will you have a doctor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

718 Try growing up in a Sicilian family. They broken down the collagen in my cheeks (my face cheeks, you pervs) on a regular basis.

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2013 12:01 AM (bCEmE)


Yeah I think there is something to that. Most of my family is Rome or northern Italy. A lot of fair skin, light hair, some blonds, tall, etc. Very friendly but not overly touchy. My bro married into a sicilian family and they grope the shit out of you.

Posted by: Berserker at October 03, 2013 08:06 PM (FMbng)

719 After midnight, now it is my mother's birthday. She is 91--lives about a 1/4 mile from the border west of Bisbee, Ariz. She rocks on the porch in the morning and has been known to flick a scorpion or spider with her cane.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 08:06 PM (/aoz3)

720 I was grabbed by the Belgians once too. Those guys had what looked to be HK's. Again, no smiles. The ones checking subway tickets were nice enough ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:06 PM (k4Il7)

721 The Cowboys can let their true colors shine through this month.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 08:07 PM (KRpfP)

722

Jeez, I'm going to have to hit myself in the head with a hammer to get rid of that Atlanta Braves fan chant.

 

Damn, Kershaw is good.

 

 But I'm predicting a Red Sox vs. Red Birds WS this year.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 03, 2013 08:07 PM (R3gO3)

723

708  my grandparents are Italian immigrants from La Spezia

I know the cheek pain

even when I was stationed in Italy and my aunt would come down to visit and would do that to me

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 08:07 PM (qzVZP)

724 694 "Don't stand so close to me!" Sing it with me.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 11:58 PM (Tnlh/)



The effect is slightly different when you realize that Gordon Sumner actually taught at an Elementary School for two years....(St. Paul's First School, Cramlington).

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:08 PM (T1005)

725 fuck me, they actually made it so you can buy this thing http://bit.ly/1f4gBf8

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 08:08 PM (vJdyz)

726 I was grabbed by the Belgians once too. Those guys had what looked to be HK's. Again, no smiles. The ones checking subway tickets were nice enough ... Posted by: Adriane. -------------------- These guys checked everything I own...., if you get my drift.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

727 I had a '71 411 4door---Marina Blue. Transmission seals were a hassle even when they were new. Gas heater was a royal pain, too. Someone once said they named it the 411 because that's how many they expected to sell.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 08:08 PM (/aoz3)

728 My family is largely of British descent. Standing within half a foot of each other is considered a hug. I am not a hugger.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 08:09 PM (CA2NO)

729

wife's downstairs, gotta go watch the kid play some dokken

 

later all

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 08:09 PM (qzVZP)

730 722 guy on Twitter going on about how pink will ruin football

Why?  "You gotta get up and try" is so NFL

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 08:09 PM (iYlIC)

731 705 I hope you all wished the Obamas "Happy Anniversary" today

what? No? yeah me neither

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 04, 2013 12:01 AM (8sCoq)

They got married exactly a year before the Battle of Mogadishu.

I think I'll watch Black Hawk Down tonight. I've owned the movie for a long time, but haven't been able to bring myself to watch it. Necessary for one of my projects, though.

Maybe I'll wait until tomorrow...when I'm drinking.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 08:09 PM (Tnlh/)

732 450 http://tinyurl.com/o6ybbob

Sven & everyone else, the link above is what Powerline Blog had to say about the debt ceiling date of October 17 being wrong, they havenÂ’t published date we wonÂ’t be able to pay our principal & interest. Great carton is included in it too.

Posted by: CarolT at October 03, 2013 10:29 PM (z4WKX)

*******************************************


October 17 is complete BS.


The federal government has $1.6 trillion of financial assets. While obviously it needs some working capital, it can go for a long, long time without borrowing any more money than is needed to refinance the expiring debt. Of that $1.6 trillion, about $725 billion is student loans, which can be packaged and resold, like we used to do routinely before the federal government took that industry over.

Then there are the hard assets (property, plant, and equipment). About $3 trillion at book value. Who knows what the market value is. But the federal government could sell and/or lease out a whole lot of land, buildings, and other stuff that is already carried on the books.

Then there are the leases and drilling permits. Bonus payments could raise a hick of a lot of cash, and royalty payments would reduce operating deficits.

If it gets bad, they could stretch out expenditures -- buy that car in 2015 instead of 2014.

A hiring freeze or pay/promotion freeze would be a good idea. Moving functions out of Washington, DC to cheaper locations would be a good idea. Eliminating non-value added functions would be a good idea. I'm guessing we could all get along just fine without the Director of Diversity Programs in the Office of Energy Technology Coordination in the Department of the Air Force, plus her assistant, plus the office space and travel budget, plus the overhead people who support her. It's time to get serious about this.

But the bottom line is that we can go for months without needing to borrow more money.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 03, 2013 08:10 PM (QVC7W)

733 Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2013 12:06 AM (/aoz3) Happy Birthday, Mother Jinx !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:10 PM (k4Il7)

734 I think I'll watch Black Hawk Down tonight. I've owned the movie for a long time, but haven't been able to bring myself to watch it. Necessary for one of my projects, though. Maybe I'll wait until tomorrow...when I'm drinking. Posted by: baldilocks ------------------ Watch for M-14's, you don't see them often in the movies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:11 PM (aDwsi)

735 469 Did the shit just get real?
https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/385952682441068544

Posted by: HeatherRadish


For the Twatter impared:
"Statement from Jay Carney: "Due to the government shut-down, President
ObamaÂ’s travel to Indonesia and Brunei has been cancelled.""

No, Obama just ordered the Ego Supreme again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2013 10:34 PM (k1nNw)

 

 

I thought that was already known yesterday.  He's still going to Asia but only visiting 2 countries instead of 4.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2013 08:11 PM (LI48c)

736 If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. That is, if you can fit him in your trunk.


Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 08:11 PM (9hUiB)

737 These guys checked everything I own...., if you get my drift. Dang! You own a Subway in Belgium?!?

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at October 03, 2013 08:11 PM (k4Il7)

738 Caesar North of the Rubicon - Stop being objective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:12 PM (aDwsi)

739 They had a broken health plan, I bought a broken health plan

Posted by: Tim Fountain at October 03, 2013 08:12 PM (iYlIC)

740 >My family is largely of British descent. Standing within half a foot of each other is considered a hug.



My mother's from the UK- she won't raise her voice outdoors because the neighbors might hear her conversations and be inconvenienced somehow

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 08:12 PM (8sCoq)

741 Yeah I think there is something to that. Most of my family is Rome or northern Italy. A lot of fair skin, light hair, some blonds, tall, etc. Very friendly but not overly touchy. My bro married into a sicilian family and they grope the shit out of you. Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2013 12:06 AM (FMbng) Yep....you get good at movements to avoid it....are at least lessen it.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 03, 2013 08:13 PM (bCEmE)

742 I am not a hugger.

Remember to think of England
http://humblepiety.blogspot.com/2011/01/cannock-chase.html

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 08:13 PM (d7tB2)

743 732 fuck me, they actually made it so you can buy this thing http://bit.ly/1f4gBf8

Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2013 12:08 AM (vJdyz)



How.....interesting......

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:13 PM (T1005)

744 >I thought that was already known yesterday. He's still going to Asia but only visiting 2 countries instead of 4.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2013 12:11 AM (LI48c)



no the whole trip is off

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 08:13 PM (8sCoq)

745 Just learn some Spanish. If you get sick roll around in the lawn clippings and then head to the emergency room.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (KRpfP)

746 I'll pay the fines before I go on some exchange.

Let 'em come here and we'll have a shootout.

But they won't; chickens.

Posted by: RiverC at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (9hUiB)

747 726 After midnight, now it is my mother's birthday. She is 91--lives about a 1/4 mile from the border west of Bisbee, Ariz.

She rocks on the porch in the morning and has been known to flick a scorpion or spider with her cane.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2013 12:06 AM (/aoz3)

Tell her I said Happy Birthday!

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (Tnlh/)

748 I like the red and while 21 window.  The motor has been pepped up, might be a Type 4 case bored to 2 litre.  Running an alternator so that means bus converted to 12V.  Duel Weber carbs is also nice.  Click on the interior picture, the rims change to what looks like BRMs not the correct ones shown in other pictures.

The 411 and 412s were real turkeys except for the engine case.  One of the greatest design defects rests with the Type 4s and where the battery was - under the driver seat.  Incorrect size battery or an owner who sinks too deep and next thing all that German horsehair padding is going up in flames.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (HEMX5)

749 Night all.....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (bCEmE)

750 no the whole trip is off ------------ Asia heaves sigh of relief..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (aDwsi)

751 How.....interesting......

Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 12:13 AM (T1005)


the variant version


http://bit.ly/GC7ALh

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 08:14 PM (vJdyz)

752 Nite Tami

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:15 PM (aDwsi)

753

oh, the brat is dedicating this to T for the obvious reason

later all

 

http://tinyurl.com/2cn3b6o

Posted by: navycopjoe at October 03, 2013 08:15 PM (qzVZP)

754 Burmese caddies hardest hit

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 08:15 PM (8sCoq)

755 Later in life I had a brush with the Polizei on their native turf. No sense of humor, those guys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


As opposed to cops in the US?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 08:15 PM (k1nNw)

756 734 I had a '71 411 4door---Marina Blue. Transmission seals were a hassle even when they were new. Gas heater was a royal pain, too.

Someone once said they named it the 411 because that's how many they expected to sell.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2013 12:08 AM (/aoz3)



I had a good friend in High School that had one of those -- she called it the "4E-lemon". She lost it when a semi crossed the highway median and ran her over -- she barely survived.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:16 PM (T1005)

757 I bet Michelle's pissed- all those marine creatures she won't get to devour

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 03, 2013 08:16 PM (8sCoq)

758 My mother's from the UK- she won't raise her voice outdoors because the neighbors might hear her conversations and be inconvenienced somehow Posted by: Jones in CO at October 04, 2013 12:12 AM (8sCoq) My mother's from England, my father's from NJ. Whenever I'm being overly polite -- especially when asking a question -- I unconsciously put on a British accent. Whenever I'm pissed -- especially when some bitchwad tries to kill me with their car on the road or in a parking lot -- I turn into a frigging Soprano.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 08:17 PM (CA2NO)

759 Night Tami!

And good night to you all. Have some work to do. Got to earn that money!

Big hug to Maetenloch, again!

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 08:17 PM (Tnlh/)

760 Anna P, is my memory correct that you like mil history/hardware?

If so -- and if you or anyone else interested has a Kindle or Calibre -- Amazon has a freebie today, "Tigers in Combat, Vol. 1" by a Wolfgang Schneider (Tiger tanks, that is). Publisher is Stackpole, which seems to publish a lot of nonfiction mil stuff at usually outrageous prices (digital list for this is $29.95). I've picked up several of them because, free. Haven't read any yet, though, so YMMV.

Go to Kindle store and search for "B00E4UWW4Y".

Back to working/lurking.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at October 03, 2013 08:17 PM (/S5ss)

761 The big fail is that people will have 'insurance' on paper but anything more than aches or pains they're paying out the ass.

"i have health insurance, health care not so much." Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 12:05 AM

Bigger fail was revealed by the NY Slimes long after I knew it but they decide to let it be known now

If you work part time like me, you're not making much money. Too little to qualify for subsidies, I don't qualify for Medicaid assistance in my state, and the cheapest premium is twice my monthly take home pay. So millions of Americans will NOT be able to get insurance.

Yet they're still pitching the "every American has access to affordable high quality health care" myth I knew it would be


Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 08:17 PM (aTXUx)

762 Happy birthday, Jinx's mom!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 08:18 PM (CA2NO)

763 Posted by: baldilocks at October 04, 2013 12:14 AM (Tnlh/) Regarding Blackhawk Down. Perfect night to watch it. 20 year anniversary. Have tissues for Cpl. Jamie Smith. The dust really hurts the eyes during that part.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:19 PM (LpbKr)

764 Um the Dude, please don't tell me you are going to order it?

Did you hear about the accidental leak from AnimEigo and Robert Woodhead about Bubblegum Crisis 2032?  It was supposed to be kept under wraps for a bit longer this Kickstarter project.

http://tinyurl.com/nm9hxhw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:19 PM (HEMX5)

765 The big fail is that people will have 'insurance' on paper but anything more than aches or pains they're paying out the ass.

"i have health insurance, health care not so much." Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 12:05 AM

Kind of like the minimal liability insurance required to register your car. You're paying for the card to show the cops when they pull you over

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 08:20 PM (aTXUx)

766 This weekend I will have 3 couples--all retired Fed workers--staying with me at the river. I expect it to be a fairly brittle time. Hell, even talking to my brother and sister is problematic. Remind me to thank King Barri sometime for bringing us all together as a nation.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 08:20 PM (/aoz3)

767 And to OregonMuse!

Posted by: baldilocks at October 03, 2013 08:20 PM (Tnlh/)

768
The thing about those VW buses was the low power.  My parents had one and we lived in the mountains.  Slow up hill, but pretty fast on the way down!

It was only like 10 windows though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 08:22 PM (sj9LN)

769 Posted by: navycopjoe at October 04, 2013 12:15 AM (qzVZP) Awesome.

Posted by: grognard at October 03, 2013 08:23 PM (cePbF)

770 Have a great one Baldilocks.  Working on script still.  Need to wrap my mind around writing over the top zany super hero-ish action.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:23 PM (HEMX5)

771 MWR, " I turn into a frigging Soprano." With trampolines?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 03, 2013 08:23 PM (HVff2)

772 For the folk interested in WWII history, I received this today from Lance Zedric, who is an acquaintance: http://apo442.com/snm.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:23 PM (aDwsi)

773

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2013 12:19 AM (HEMX5)


no, I wouldn't order either of those.


hmm that Bubblegum Crisis boxset sounds interesting. Don't know how much I trust Animego these days

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 08:24 PM (vJdyz)

774 MWR, " I turn into a frigging Soprano." With trampolines? Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 04, 2013 12:23 AM (HVff2) That was implied, naturally. Good night to all the 'rons and 'ettes heading to bed!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at October 03, 2013 08:24 PM (CA2NO)

775 Ok, where the f... did my post go? Thnx pixy.
I'll try again. My wife has tried for 3 days to look at options on the exchanges. No go. If this any indication maybe the Reps have a plan on this shutdown. Show America how bad this deal is, unworkable.  That might be the plan.
Of course the media is not telling the true story. Blocking this disaster is being anarchists and all kinds of demons.  But if too many people are frustrated?  The Reps might be thinking this thru, I'm hoping.  Let a few more days go on to show no one can even inquire, let alone sign up (cept Chad) people might get the idea this is a clusterfuck!

Posted by: The Farmer at October 03, 2013 08:25 PM (eBupg)

776 Um the Dude, please don't tell me you are going to order it? Did you hear about the accidental leak from AnimEigo and Robert Woodhead about Bubblegum Crisis 2032? It was supposed to be kept under wraps for a bit longer this Kickstarter project. http://tinyurl.com/nm9hxhw Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2013 12:19 AM (HEMX5) SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!1!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 03, 2013 08:26 PM (Vk2pI)

777 164 My local grocery store and pharmacy keep demanding I donate to some children's disease charity every time I buy something. So every time I buy milk I have to say, in public, no, fuck those sick kids, I'm gonna keep my dollar cause I'm a horrible, selfish person.

I respond to this with "not today"

Posted by: bill-o at October 03, 2013 08:26 PM (AWwDY)

778 The Farmer- Aw, c'mon. It's just like, you know, Apple.

Posted by: Kathlene Sibelious at October 03, 2013 08:27 PM (aDwsi)

779
Ok Night Stalkers, this Day Walker needs to hit the hay and see if my wife will accept my authentication mechanism.  She'll probably send me a 404 message though.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2013 08:28 PM (sj9LN)

780 172 Assless chaps

Posted by: Dept of Redundancy Dept at October 03, 2013 08:28 PM (AWwDY)

781 Good night every one, it has been a pleasure.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2013 08:28 PM (/aoz3)

782 Good night to all the 'rons and 'ettes heading to bed! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 04, 2013 12:24 AM (CA2NO) 'Night MWR.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:28 PM (LpbKr)

783 'Night Jinx.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:29 PM (LpbKr)

784 Need to wrap my mind around writing over the top zany super hero-ish action. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EEyQIAemn0 HTH!!!

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at October 03, 2013 08:29 PM (k4Il7)

785 'Night John Boy.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:29 PM (LpbKr)

786 768  Thanks RCE, I've had Volume II for a few years, never got around to getting Vol I.

Posted by: Panahndler at October 03, 2013 08:30 PM (LqVNJ)

787 Nite horde, be well

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 03, 2013 08:30 PM (HVff2)

788 'Night Elizabeth.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:30 PM (LpbKr)

789
Night Grampa.

Posted by: Jon Boy at October 03, 2013 08:30 PM (sj9LN)

790 Night Jinx and MWR, sweet dreams.

TPH a few of us on FB were talking about this project and things we would like to see in it.  There was one request for the deleted shower scene from Revenge Road.  We started piling on stuff we would love to have added.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:30 PM (HEMX5)

791 785 164
My local grocery store and pharmacy keep demanding I donate to some
children's disease charity every time I buy something. So every time I
buy milk I have to say, in public, no, fuck those sick kids, I'm gonna
keep my dollar cause I'm a horrible, selfish person.

I respond to this with "not today"

Posted by: bill-o at October 04, 2013 12:26 AM (AWwDY)



The classic "I already gave at the office" gambit. I'm very fond of the pissed-off look and "just how many times am I supposed to give to these people?" response. Occasionally, someone gets it and says, "just once" with their hand out -- and I might even give 'em a buck.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:30 PM (T1005)

792 'Night MH.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:31 PM (LpbKr)

793 Good night to all the 'rons and 'ettes heading to bed! 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 04, 2013 12:24 AM (CA2NO)



What about those of us who aren't?  D:

G'night!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 08:31 PM (0wHyk)

794 I'm off to bed. Don't forget to turn the lights off and put the cat out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 03, 2013 08:32 PM (aDwsi)

795 Kind of like the minimal liability insurance required to register your car. You're paying for the card to show the cops when they pull you over

This was actually of use to me a couple weeks ago when some goofball plowed into the front of my car. He had a jeep; I had a Honda. I got the damage. Thanks to goofball's insurance, he's the one who paid.

I'm happy with minimal liability insurance. If it weren't for that, I'd have probably called the cops, filed a report, maybe sued him. What a headache.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 08:32 PM (d7tB2)

796 The thing about those VW buses was the low power. My parents had one and we lived in the mountains. Slow up hill, but pretty fast on the way down!

It was only like 10 windows though.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 04, 2013 12:22 AM

Not just low power, but hard riding and poorly handling. A passing semi on a two lane highway made for close contact with a farmer's corn crop if you weren't prepared for it

The engine noise, wind noise, and road noise were also louder than a chainsaw in a tin shithouse.

Heat was only that in name, those more than inches from a blower fan needed to hold a cigarette (or joint) to stave off frostbite

A/C? Fuggeddabouddit!  Long slow rides in those things with a carload of hippies is not something you want to experience if you have a sense of smell.

As I've said before, the VW Bus does have its virtues ..  it killed a lot of hippies

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 08:32 PM (aTXUx)

797 Working on script still. Need to wrap my mind around writing over the top zany super hero-ish action. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2013 12:23 AM (HEMX5)



Amazon script #2 still in progress?   Or is this #3?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 08:33 PM (0wHyk)

798 Good night to all the 'rons and 'ettes heading to bed! Furniturist!!! Denounce yourself at ONCE!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:33 PM (k4Il7)

799 797 Night Grampa. Posted by: Jon Boy at October 04, 2013 12:30 AM (sj9LN) 'Night Ellen

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 08:33 PM (LpbKr)

800 I did give at the register for the flood victims though. Couldn't resist telling the cashier that I normally hate doing that at a cash register

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, on a contrary streak at October 03, 2013 08:34 PM (d7tB2)

801 Don't talk about car accidents, trying to decide if I want to go all the way to Fort Worth tomorrow.  It's been many years since I've done big city traffic.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at October 03, 2013 08:35 PM (kxSZr)

802 the reaction of Playdek's adaptation of Tanto Cuore (which is quite good) has been hilarious. Something about boardgamers being embarrassed about female maids just makes me laugh

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 08:37 PM (vJdyz)

803 Real conversation I just had at a San Francisco cocktail party a couple hours ago: Me: What's in this drink? 38-year-old SF scenester chick: I think it's Fernet Branca and yuzu juice. Me: Tastes like shit. 38yoSFsc: Please don't say the word "shit." Just hearing it makes me nauseous. Me: I had an aunt like that. Very sensitive to verbal imagery. 38yoSFsc: Really? What became of her? Me: Well, actually, now she's in the Tea Party! 38yoSFsc: [stunned silence for about five seconds] Why? Does she hate black people? Me: What? What's the connection? 38yoSFsc: [a little unsure of herself] Well, isn't the Tea Party some kind of KKK group? Me: [stunned silence for about two seconds] No -- it's mostly about lowering taxes and government spending. Or so I've heard. 38yoSFsc: [desperate to escape political talk, pivots into the most insane segue in the history of conversation] Ever been to the Land of Faerie? Me: [raises eyebrow, otherwise paralyzed by shock] 38yoSFsc: I think a lot of "lost time" is due to people going to the Land of Faerie. Me: Probably a lot of lost socks there too. 38yoSFsc: I'm writing a book about it, and I'm looking for anecdotes from people who have experienced visits there. If you ever hear of anyone describing what sounds like blackout dream in a mystical place, please send me their info [hands me her business card]. ------------------------------------ This is life in the Bay Area.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 08:38 PM (+cx5n)

804 Something about boardgamers being embarrassed about female maids just makes me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:39 PM (k4Il7)

805 This is life in the Bay Area.

And my brothers wonder why I won't move back there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2013 08:40 PM (JawqV)

806 Oh, California. 

That prhase works so well with anything that happens here.   What, the legislature is trying to ban lead bullets?   Oh, California ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 08:41 PM (0wHyk)

807 If you ever hear of anyone describing what sounds like blackout dream in a mystical place

Send her a link to the Memorial Day ONT thread

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 08:42 PM (d7tB2)

808 zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM (+cx5n) Lord, Please give me the Serenity to Accept the Things I can not change ... Unless zombie is using it. Then, make sure she has enough to stay sane!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:43 PM (k4Il7)

809 Still script #2.

Probably should watch 10 Little Gall Force and Scramble Wars.

Thanks Adriane.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:44 PM (HEMX5)

810 38yoSFsc: [desperate to escape political talk, pivots into the most insane segue in the history of conversation] Ever been to the Land of Faerie?
Me: [raises eyebrow, otherwise paralyzed by shock]
38yoSFsc: I think a lot of "lost time" is due to people going to the Land of Faerie.
Me: Probably a lot of lost socks there too.


Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM


You had the comeback that makes us Morons love you.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 08:44 PM (aTXUx)

811 Thanks Adriane. :-) no need to reinvent the wheel ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:46 PM (k4Il7)

812 38yoSFsc: I think a lot of "lost time" is due to people going to the Land of Faerie.
Me: Probably a lot of lost socks there too.
38yoSFsc: I'm writing a book about it, and I'm looking for anecdotes from people who have experienced visits there. If you ever hear of anyone describing what sounds like blackout dream in a mystical place, please send me their info [hands me her business card].

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM

She can talk to my two cats who like all cats go to some mysterious universe called "cat space". It is impossible to find a cat visiting "cat space" and you can only get them back by opening a can of cat food or rattling the bag of kitteh treats


Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 08:48 PM (aTXUx)

813  Ok nature. One of you is about to lose.
Big cricket and big toad outside my screen door. I left the cricket alon so the toad can eat him. Toad hasn't done shit. Crickets I can deal with. Toads/Frogs I hate.

Better hurry up lazy ass or you're getting pulted like a cat.

Posted by: RWC

 

 

--------------Be nice to the toad.  I farmed for 32 yrs, actually now done w/ that.  But toads are your greatest friends if you have them in your area.  Get rid of a lot of pests.

Celebrate toads!

Posted by: The Farmer at October 03, 2013 08:48 PM (eBupg)

814 This is life in the Bay Area. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM (+cx5n) Ultimately I think the "Libertarian Position" is right but hopeless - it doesn't matter if you're a kook if you don't have power over others. Unfortunately nobody thinks they deserve to be in your bidness *quite* like a kook.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 08:49 PM (qyfb5)

815 The Teabaggers keep doing this. By making sure that these violent attackers and murderers aren't one of their own, they are trying to make it look like they aren't crazy violent murderers.

Posted by: Max Entropy at October 03, 2013 08:49 PM (Hc0n6)

816

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2013 12:48 AM (aTXUx)

 

Cats will also mystically reappear from Cat Space as soon as a cat hater walks into the room... for the requisite rubbing on their leg thing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2013 08:49 PM (lZBBB)

817 Heat was only that in name

Only because people didn't maintain the heater boxes that wrapped the exhaust pipes (They'd develop rust holes and leak heated air) and/or failed to reconnect the accordion heat hoses going to the interior from the heater boxes after removing and reinstalling the engine.

I've had several used buses and NONE of them ever had the accordion hoses present when acquired, and ALL had rusted through heater boxes.

The engine threw off more than enough heat to make the vehicle toasty...its just that people didn't understand how the system worked and wrecked it the first time they screwed with it.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 08:50 PM (9MLX+)

818 Me: Probably a lot of lost socks there too. You had the comeback that makes us Morons love you. Posted by: kbdabear In truth I kind of mumbled that line half to myself. I doubt she even heard me.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 08:50 PM (+cx5n)

819 Wait, Bay Area? Zombie? As in Zombietime and PJ Media Zombie?

Posted by: Jerry at October 03, 2013 08:52 PM (4SKYj)

820 Sure got crowded here all of a sudden.

Posted by: The Bed at October 03, 2013 08:52 PM (INyZp)

821 811 Real conversation I just had at a San Francisco cocktail party a couple hours ago:

Me: What's in this drink?
38-year-old SF scenester chick: I think it's Fernet Branca and yuzu juice.
Me: Tastes like shit.
38yoSFsc: Please don't say the word "shit." Just hearing it makes me nauseous.
Me: I had an aunt like that. Very sensitive to verbal imagery.
38yoSFsc: Really? What became of her?
Me: Well, actually, now she's in the Tea Party!
38yoSFsc: [stunned silence for about five seconds] Why? Does she hate black people?
Me: What? What's the connection?
38yoSFsc: [a little unsure of herself] Well, isn't the Tea Party some kind of KKK group?
Me: [stunned silence for about two seconds] No -- it's mostly about lowering taxes and government spending. Or so I've heard.
38yoSFsc: [desperate to escape political talk, pivots into the most insane segue in the history of conversation] Ever been to the Land of Faerie?
Me: [raises eyebrow, otherwise paralyzed by shock]
38yoSFsc: I think a lot of "lost time" is due to people going to the Land of Faerie.
Me: Probably a lot of lost socks there too.
38yoSFsc: I'm writing a book about it, and I'm looking for anecdotes from people who have experienced visits there. If you ever hear of anyone describing what sounds like blackout dream in a mystical place, please send me their info [hands me her business card].

------------------------------------

This is life in the Bay Area.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM (+cx5n)



You can say that again....and, y'know, it was kind o' fun in 1986 when I moved up here -- go to a few Sabbats, hang out near a drum circle or two, wander among the freaks on Telegraph or Haight, ogle the "Dykes on Bikes" leading off the parade.....but things got nasty in the mid '90s. Gay Pride got centered on AIDS somehow, with an unpleasant "in-your-face" edge; the "local color" got threatening instead of merely befuddled. In the mid 90s, the Berkeley "naked guy" was something you shook your head and laughed about....but by 2006, he was dead. I'm to the point where I don't enjoy it any more at all.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:52 PM (T1005)

822 827 Wait, Bay Area? Zombie? As in Zombietime and PJ Media Zombie? Posted by: Jerry Yep.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 08:53 PM (+cx5n)

823 I've never seen toads hunt prey.  They're lazy and just kinda sit there waiting for it to walk in front of their nose.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 08:53 PM (9MLX+)

824 I miss your photo essays, Zombie. Get back to work. Ha ha. But I really do like your work.

Posted by: Jerry at October 03, 2013 08:55 PM (4SKYj)

825 822 This is life in the Bay Area. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM (+cx5n right now i don't give a shit what is in your drink, right now I am worried that the wind is going to blow one of the big Sycamore branches through my roof

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 03, 2013 08:55 PM (RLdcX)

826 cthulhu the evangelical strain took hold.  They were going to bring their religion to you even if you did not enjoy it.  Much like Jews in Spain after the Re-Conquista.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 08:55 PM (HEMX5)

827 I've never seen toads hunt prey. They're lazy and just kinda sit there waiting for it to walk in front of their nose. Yeah. It's the drugged out ones that go on those Wild Rides ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 08:56 PM (k4Il7)

828 You can say that again....and, y'know, it was kind o' fun in 1986 when I moved up here -- go to a few Sabbats, hang out near a drum circle or two, wander among the freaks on Telegraph or Haight, ogle the "Dykes on Bikes" leading off the parade.....but things got nasty in the mid '90s. Gay Pride got centered on AIDS somehow, with an unpleasant "in-your-face" edge; the "local color" got threatening instead of merely befuddled. In the mid 90s, the Berkeley "naked guy" was something you shook your head and laughed about....but by 2006, he was dead. I'm to the point where I don't enjoy it any more at all. Posted by: cthulhu Things have only gotten more haywire since then. In the mid-'90s there was only one Naked Guy -- now there are about 3,000 of them. And they're all still alive, unfortunately. Those edgy "in-your-face" AIDS activists now run the place, unopposed. The freaks pee openly on the street now. Meanwhile, 1.2 million dot-com millionaires mill around wondering how to spend their money to acquire street cred.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 08:57 PM (+cx5n)

829 Only because people didn't maintain the heater boxes that wrapped the exhaust pipes (They'd develop rust holes and leak heated air)
Posted by: Purp at October 04, 2013 12:50 AM

To be fair, NJ puts so much salt on their roads that it could rot through a titanium bank vault

Replacing exhaust systems was a yearly expense for me in NJ, only had to do it once in CA

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 08:57 PM (aTXUx)

830 827 Wait, Bay Area? Zombie? As in Zombietime and PJ Media Zombie?

Posted by: Jerry at October 04, 2013 12:52 AM (4SKYj)



Zombie is a moron's moron.....er, so to speak....



Let me try that again, "she's the epitome to which moronhood should aspire!" *winces*



Uh, yeah -- she's the same really super cool zombie and hangs out with us morons when she feels like slumming it.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 08:58 PM (T1005)

831 it was kind o' fun in 1986 when I moved up here -- go to a few Sabbats, hang out near a drum circle or two, wander among the freaks on Telegraph or Haight, ogle the "Dykes on Bikes" leading off the parade.....but things got nasty in the mid '90s.

Boulder's still in the kind o' fun stage. A couple of annoyances from the status-seeking city council (which may be avoided by shopping at Flatiron / Broomfield).

The trend is definitely nasty-ward though.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 08:59 PM (d7tB2)

832 832 I miss your photo essays, Zombie. Get back to work. Ha ha. But I really do like your work. Posted by: Jerry Sometimes life intervenes. Kinda busy now with real-world work stuff. But I still post photo essays on occasion. And who knows what the future will hold?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 08:59 PM (+cx5n)

833 Yeah, day's right. Me & the boys been disappearin' people ta th' Land of Faerie. Jus' call me yer Faerie Godfaddah.

Posted by: Land of Faerie. at October 03, 2013 08:59 PM (crLRi)

834 Hi ont!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 03, 2013 09:00 PM (vgd4f)

835 Oh, great, something new to add to the Torah. That shouldn't cause any problems at all. No.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 03, 2013 09:00 PM (RqHWH)

836 Posted by: RWC --------------Be nice to the toad. I farmed for 32 yrs, actually nowdone w/ that. But toads are your greatest friends if you have themin your area. Get rid of a lot of pests.Celebrate toads! Posted by: The Farmer at October 04, 2013 12:48 AM (eBupg) Both are still on this mortal coil. i let them go about their business. It will sort itself out. (Only reason I hate toads and frogs is they make me 'squee' like a lil girl when they jump at me!)

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:01 PM (LpbKr)

837   Zombie is a moron's moron.....er, so to speak....  Let me try that again, "she's the epitome to which moronhood should aspire!" *winces*  Uh, yeah -- she's the same really super cool zombie and hangs out with us morons when she feels like slumming it. 

Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 12:58 AM (T1005)



Not worthy!   Not worthy!  

(I like how the AoS attracts all these amazing minds and interesting commentors) 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 09:01 PM (0wHyk)

838 Me, "So does your Faerie Land use FTL?  Give ancient civilizations technology?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 09:01 PM (HEMX5)

839 My 98' Jetta diesel is still on the factory exhaust system...but it mostly stays in FL.

If I still lived up north, it would be on like the 10th by now with stock shit

I'd have one welded up out of freaking monel EMT conduit and that would be the end of that...FOREVER.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 09:02 PM (9MLX+)

840 Unfortunately nobody thinks they deserve to be in your bidness *quite* like a kook.

Yeah. People don't talk to me much up here. Mainly because I give off the vibe of "touch my arm and I might just bite off a finger".

Apart from panhandlers, the one exception was a middle-aged dude who thought it was very important to discuss aliens with me.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 03, 2013 09:02 PM (d7tB2)

841 842 Yeah, day's right. Me & the boys been disappearin' people ta th' Land of Faerie. Jus' call me yer Faerie Godfaddah. Posted by: Land of Faerie. You would have made a brilliant jazz improviser! Didn't miss a beat.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:02 PM (+cx5n)

842 843 Hi ont!! Posted by: lou's a girl at October 04, 2013 01:00 AM (vgd4f) ONT started 4 and a half hours ago. You're late. (Damn womyns and their entrances') But hiya Lou! How goes it.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:04 PM (LpbKr)

843 Meanwhile, 1.2 million dot-com millionaires mill around wondering how to spend their money to acquire street cred. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:57 AM

We've got lots of plans for that money. After all it's really ours

Posted by: CA Tax Franchise Board at October 03, 2013 09:04 PM (aTXUx)

844 841 832 I miss your photo essays, Zombie. Get back to work. Ha ha. But I really do like your work.
Posted by: Jerry


Sometimes life intervenes. Kinda busy now with real-world work stuff. But I still post photo essays on occasion. And who knows what the future will hold?

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:59 AM (+cx5n)

 

Protesters don't get to show their unhinged lunacy as much when there is a Democrat in the white house and the commie front groups aren't interested in organizing their bull shit.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2013 09:04 PM (LI48c)

845 Oh, great, something new to add to the Torah. That shouldn't cause any problems at all. No.

You mean the prayer-book? Oh come on. When's the last time a poorly-preserved Jewish (or Samaritan) hymnal caused any trouble?

Posted by: the Qur'an at October 03, 2013 09:04 PM (d7tB2)

846 anyone want some raisins?

Posted by: the Qur'an at October 03, 2013 09:05 PM (d7tB2)

847 Evenin' Miss Lou!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 03, 2013 09:06 PM (JawqV)

848 Tonight's ONT brought to you by Wide Track Pontiac for 1963

Posted by: Pontiac Motor Division at October 03, 2013 09:06 PM (aTXUx)

849 Zombie, your pics were/are awesome. Still amazed you remained a secret squirrel throughout them. Still use your 'Fulsom Street Fair' to convert folks.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:07 PM (LpbKr)

850 Hello lou's! Gotta pay yer dues, Read all the comments AND the news Refresh the threads with multiple views!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 09:07 PM (k4Il7)

851 855 anyone want some raisins? Posted by: the Qur'an at October 04, 2013 01:05 AM (d7tB2) How many? I get a guaranteed 72 if I kill my sister since she hugged a boy. Honor and all that.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:08 PM (LpbKr)

852 What's a "Fulsom Street Fair"?

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 03, 2013 09:10 PM (RLdcX)

853 Things have only gotten more haywire since then. In the mid-'90s there was only one Naked Guy -- now there are about 3,000 of them. And they're all still alive, unfortunately. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:57 AM (+cx5n) I am *barely* old enough to remember when it was wacky an not nasty. Well, mostly not. The sad thing is there's like this vestige of cool stuff that *almost* makes me want to go do things there, it's just not worth it. And the "attitude change" seems to be spreading. (sigh)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 09:10 PM (qyfb5)

854 Park Police executed an unarmed woman.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 09:11 PM (KRpfP)

855 #840

It's pretty much the default stuff if you're running the IBM big iron rigs. The error could just as easily have indicated Apache or even IIS. The incompetence is all their own. In other words, you DID build that, Barry. And it's shit.

I've seen a fair number of IT projects. In this case they knew exactly what their worst case load scenario could be and they still failed to have sufficient capacity or proper advance testing despite the ample off the shelf tools for handling that. To claim that it is because Obamacare is so popular is a bullshit excuse. The system should have launched with ample excess capacity and then determined what was needed on a continuing basis after the initial rush had ended.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 03, 2013 09:11 PM (kcfmt)

856 Lotta those failures look like they're coming out of IBM products.  Curam, Websphere, etc.

IBM's gonna be darkening the skies with consultant airdrops.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 09:11 PM (9MLX+)

857 836 You can say that again....and, y'know, it was kind o' fun in 1986 when I moved up here -- go to a few Sabbats, hang out near a drum circle or two, wander among the freaks on Telegraph or Haight, ogle the "Dykes on Bikes" leading off the parade.....but things got nasty in the mid '90s. Gay Pride got centered on AIDS somehow, with an unpleasant "in-your-face" edge; the "local color" got threatening instead of merely befuddled. In the mid 90s, the Berkeley "naked guy" was something you shook your head and laughed about....but by 2006, he was dead. I'm to the point where I don't enjoy it any more at all.
Posted by: cthulhu


Things have only gotten more haywire since then. In the mid-'90s there was only one Naked Guy -- now there are about 3,000 of them. And they're all still alive, unfortunately.

Those edgy "in-your-face" AIDS activists now run the place, unopposed.

The freaks pee openly on the street now.

Meanwhile, 1.2 million dot-com millionaires mill around wondering how to spend their money to acquire street cred.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:57 AM (+cx5n)



The thing is, what really went crosswise with me wasn't the AIDS activists who were looking for donations for research or palliative care -- it was the guys that were too much into:


"Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


...and who didn't seek to temper their lusts with caution, didn't temper the resulting AIDS and destroyed lives with treatment, didn't temper their lives' ends with grace, but demanded that the world kneel before them as they raged away in a blaze of fleeting glory.



Sort of like, I dunno, a bankrupt state insisting it'll build a high-speed train to nowhere because DAMMIT, THAT'S THE UTOPIA WE WANT! *cough* [thud]

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:12 PM (T1005)

858 It's not Peruvian; it's Peruvanian.

Posted by: Help Isn't Coming at October 03, 2013 09:12 PM (ab+jQ)

859 Zombie, what gives me a laugh about your 38 yr old SF Scenester is that it's safe to assume that she often said of us Southlanders in LA that we were a bunch of fake people who were status obsessed phonies who put up fronts

Posted by: Pontiac Motor Division at October 03, 2013 09:13 PM (aTXUx)

860 867 It's not Peruvian; it's Peruvanian.
Posted by: Help Isn't Coming at October 04, 2013 01:12 AM

You're not going to turn this into a Longbow vs Crossbow fight, are you?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 09:14 PM (aTXUx)

861 Start with Longbows and then finish up with Billhooks.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 09:15 PM (KRpfP)

862 CA is virtually six or seven states that only shares a common license plate

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 09:16 PM (aTXUx)

863 Having a some difficulty with one of my main competitors, their work is getting crappier but they are getting faster all the time. Not everyone appreciates the importance of the right answer, some only want a fast answer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 09:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

864 not bad prices on Monster Hunter 3. $20 for the 3DS release and $30 for the Wii U verison. On sale till 9am PST today

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 09:19 PM (vJdyz)

865 Thing is, with the hippie-dippie crowd....you can tolerate 'em and enjoy their company and their foibles and do the "undercover sane person" schtick -- up until you're screaming "you GAVE them the KEYS to the BULLDOZER?!?!?!?" at someone who you thought would know better.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:19 PM (T1005)

866 861 What's a "Fulsom Street Fair"? Posted by: Ma Bell at October 04, 2013 01:10 AM (RLdcX) Fair in SF. Trust me, don't go there or search for it. (Unless you want to) Sodom is shocked at the depravity that goes on.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:20 PM (LpbKr)

867 We now know what happened to Anthony from the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life"

Anthony grew up and he's gay. He demands that you only think GOOD thoughts and tell him and his gay comrades that it's GOOD that they do that.

Think a bad thought, end up in The Cornfield

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2013 09:20 PM (aTXUx)

868 I see the Horde is pumped up tonight. Probably with the juices of hobo pituitaries.
 
My mohawk isn't coming along very well. I should have taken into account the fact that I have just a few wispy strands on top. No matter how much mousse and hairspray I use, it still looks like I glued a spiderweb to the top of my head. Le sigh.
 
It looks like the Gulf Coast is about to get blown by Karen. Normally, this kind of info would make me very happy, but not this time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2013 09:21 PM (cHZB7)

869 863 Park Police executed an unarmed woman.      

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 01:11 AM (KRpfP)

 

 

The ONLY thing keeping Al Sharpton and such quiet?  It was a Black Cop who shot that Black Woman... otherwise the race hustlers would be ALL OVER THIS.

 

(yes, I went there...)

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2013 09:21 PM (lZBBB)

870 Ok, so every bar band has a cover of Smoke on the Water: This is not that cover: Acoustic Cover by Surath Godfrey and Victor Chen

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 09:21 PM (k1nNw)

871 Anthony grew up and he's gay. He demands that you only think GOOD thoughts and tell him and his gay comrades that it's GOOD that they do that.

Think a bad thought, end up in The Cornfield

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2013 01:20 AM

Hey, anybody in the mood for some Chick-Fil-A ?

Posted by: Guy Who's Now a Jack in the Box at October 03, 2013 09:22 PM (aTXUx)

872 What's a "Fulsom Street Fair"? Posted by: Ma Bell Rule 34, rule 34!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 09:22 PM (k1nNw)

873 881 What's a "Fulsom Street Fair"? Posted by: Ma Bell Rule 34, rule 34!!!! Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2013 01:22 AM (k1nNw) Thank you. Can't emphasize it enough.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:23 PM (LpbKr)

874 There are some things a Nueralizer, mental floss, and brain bleach will not erase.  Fulsom Street Fair is such a thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 09:24 PM (HEMX5)

875 The ONLY thing keeping Al Sharpton and such quiet? It was a Black Cop who shot that Black Woman... otherwise the race hustlers would be ALL OVER THIS.

Well that and she was a grave threat to their precious, who may or may not have been anywhere near the building she was in the general vicinity of this afternoon.

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2013 09:24 PM (hO9ad)

876 This is life in the Bay Area. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 But, but, but Zona Rosa burritos ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 09:25 PM (k1nNw)

877 To claim that it is because Obamacare is so popular is a bullshit excuse. Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 01:11 AM (kcfmt) Not to mention not actually true. CA is virtually six or seven states that only shares a common license plate Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2013 01:16 AM (aTXUx) Don't forget the greedy, power-mad central government in a state of barely contained Constitutional violation on a regular basis.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 09:25 PM (qyfb5)

878 875 861 What's a "Fulsom Street Fair"?

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 04, 2013 01:10 AM (RLdcX)


Fair in SF.

Trust me, don't go there or search for it. (Unless you want to)

Sodom is shocked at the depravity that goes on.

Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 01:20 AM (LpbKr)



Zombie went to the September 30, 2007, Folsom Street Fair and brought back a report on exactly how depraved and psychotic San Francisco can be. Here's the link: http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php .



For those of us who live nearby, there were no surprises....but those people who thought the SNL "Palomino, palomino!" Pelosi skit was daring -- or didn't get it at all -- got their eyes opened. It was a wonderful bit of true journalism that should have won her a Pulitzer....except the Pulitzer committee is a bunch of self-loving MSM retards.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:26 PM (T1005)

879 She was turning and grazed a concrete barrier.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 09:27 PM (KRpfP)

880 Rule 34 is "if it exists, there is porn of it." Citing rule 34 on the Folsom Street Fair would probably create a "divide by zero" error, or at the very least be recursively redundant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 09:27 PM (qyfb5)

881 Still use your 'Fulsom Street Fair' to convert folks. Posted by: RWC Y'know, that was the tamer of the two reports I did on those fairs. The second one, the Up Your Alley Fair report, was 1000x more beyond belief, and yet for some reason it remains lesser known. Even big fans of the Folsom report don't know about it sometimes. If you were able to merely "convert" people with the Folsom report, you likely will be able to render them comatose with the second one. Really, I should put a link to the Alley report at the end of the Folsom report, but damn am lazy.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:29 PM (+cx5n)

882 Not everyone appreciates the importance of the right answer, some only want a fast answer.

Those people get charged 3X to unfuck what someone else fucked up, right?

I had a neighbor who used to do large commercial tiling jobs.  He was never the low bid, ever, but had plenty of work unfucking disasters after the low bidders were done.  The customers would come crawling back begging him to fix it for more than his bid was.

There's always a market for quality.  Might not be as big as the market for shit, but its always there.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 09:30 PM (9MLX+)

883 not bad prices on Monster Hunter 3. $20 for the 3DS release and $30 for the Wii U verison. On sale till 9am PST today Does the Wii U version come with a Wii U for the $30?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 09:30 PM (X9Mnx)

884 Does the Wii U version come with a Wii U for the $30?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2013 01:30 AM (X9Mnx)


give it a year and probably

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 09:31 PM (vJdyz)

885 Citing rule 34 on the Folsom Street Fair would probably create a "divide by zero" error, or at the very least be recursively redundant. Posted by: Merovign To the Chase <- Cut I will never be hired by a Federal Agency.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 03, 2013 09:31 PM (k1nNw)

886 Hi RWC, Adriene, Blanco. Sorry here so late, darts started tonite, looks like y'all had a fun ont

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 03, 2013 09:32 PM (vgd4f)

887 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Good Night, Good People ... To Thine Own Self, be True ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 09:32 PM (k4Il7)

888 Really, I should put a link to the Alley report at the end of the Folsom report, but damn am lazy. I still have nightmares about Toilet Pig. So thanks for that.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (X9Mnx)

889 Holy moly, its cold cold cold here in lv!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 03, 2013 09:33 PM (vgd4f)

890 darts started tonite hmmm, well let's avoid any misunderstandings ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4k148YcDU

Posted by: Adriane... at October 03, 2013 09:34 PM (k4Il7)

891 It looks like the Gulf Coast is about to get blown by Karen.

Latest from NHC has it staying a TS.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCDAT2+shtml/040244.shtml?

" THE SHEAR AFFECTING KAREN IS FORECAST TO INCREASE AND THIS WOULD SUGGEST WEAKENING. IT IS BECOMING LESS REALISTIC THAT KAREN WILL BECOME A HURRICANE IN A DAY OR TWO...BUT GIVING CREDIT TO SOME DYNAMICAL MODELS...LIKE THE HWRF...WHICH DO SO...THE NHC FORECAST CALLS FOR A SLIGHT STRENGTHENING. IT IS ANTICIPATED THAT KAREN WILL BE ON A WEAKENING TREND BEYOND 48 HOURS...AND BECOME EXTRATROPICAL BY DAY 4. "

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 09:35 PM (9MLX+)

892 Sort of like, I dunno, a bankrupt state insisting it'll build a high-speed train to nowhere because DAMMIT, THAT'S THE UTOPIA WE WANT! *cough* [thud] Posted by: cthulhu You'll be happy to know that yesterday I interviewed a guy who just happens to be one of the world's most respected experts on trains-as-public-transport. He is really quite the moonbat -- openly socialist about most things. And yet, when I asked him (being as neutral as I could) his opinion about California's High Speed Rail project, he said that it didn't really worry him too much despite being a "billion dollar boondoggle" (his words) because -- wait for it -- "It will never be built. Take my word on that. Thankfully." Fascinating, to say the least!

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:36 PM (+cx5n)

893 If Karen doesn't make it to at least a Cat 1, there's gonna be a lot of SAD PANDA from the warmistas

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 09:36 PM (9MLX+)

894 So Miley Cyrus is doing a nude photoshoot with some famous photog. Now, if I posted a link saying 'check out Miley's bare naked titties', how many male Morons (and quite a few of the gals, too) would click the link *raises hand*.
 
To paraphrase Ron White, once you've seen one set of titties, there's only 3.5 billion more sets to go.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2013 09:37 PM (cHZB7)

895 38yoSFsc: [desperate to escape political talk, pivots into the most insane segue in the history of conversation] Ever been to the Land of Faerie?
Me: [raises eyebrow, otherwise paralyzed by shock]
38yoSFsc: I think a lot of "lost time" is due to people going to the Land of Faerie.
Me: Probably a lot of lost socks there too.
38yoSFsc: I'm writing a book about it, and I'm looking for anecdotes from people who have experienced visits there. If you ever hear of anyone describing what sounds like blackout dream in a mystical place, please send me their info [hands me her business card].

-----

This is life in the Bay Area.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM

 

LMAO

I'm  inviting you to visit the Midwest. We could show you there are still normal people in this country.  Next time you pass thru Chicago you are welcome here, we are just west of there.

Not sure how to give a secure contact here, but I'll but you could find me if you want to see N. IL.  If not call the NSA.

Regards,

Tbuck  

Posted by: The Farmer at October 03, 2013 09:37 PM (eBupg)

896 Healthcare.gov screenshot:

http://tinyurl.com/q4xvgjo

Posted by: Dept of Redundancy Dept at October 03, 2013 09:38 PM (AWwDY)

897 Less than 30 minutes until next advisory update for TS Karen.
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT2+shtml/040243.shtml?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 09:38 PM (HEMX5)

898 Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 01:29 AM (+cx5n) We're both reports on your site? The one I reference is the one with the cops hanging out watching everything and the guy 'raining' on the parade below. Maybe I got bot of them though.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:38 PM (LpbKr)

899 So Miley Cyrus is doing a nude photoshoot with some famous photog. Now, if I posted a link saying 'check out Miley's bare naked titties', how many male Morons (and quite a few of the gals, too) would click the link *raises hand*.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2013 09:38 PM (hO9ad)

900 890 Still use your 'Fulsom Street Fair' to convert folks.
Posted by: RWC


Y'know, that was the tamer of the two reports I did on those fairs. The second one, the Up Your Alley Fair report, was 1000x more beyond belief, and yet for some reason it remains lesser known. Even big fans of the Folsom report don't know about it sometimes.

If you were able to merely "convert" people with the Folsom report, you likely will be able to render them comatose with the second one.

Really, I should put a link to the Alley report at the end of the Folsom report, but damn am lazy.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 01:29 AM (+cx5n)



The way your work dances between straight-up recounting, analysis, and snark is a wonder and a joy -- "this guy did this", "this guy did this", it seems to be building on this talking point, "this guy did this", "this guy did this", I wonder what this guy had for breakfast?



You have a knack for getting the rhythms just right, and I continually look forward to your next piece....even though they're not on a schedule.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:39 PM (T1005)

901 You have a knack for getting the rhythms just right, and I continually look forward to your next piece....even though they're not on a schedule. Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 01:39 AM (T1005) ^^^ yep ^^^

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:41 PM (LpbKr)

902 the juices of hobo pituitaries. Posted by: GnuBreed I sense a business opportunity here. I'm quite sure that hobo pituitary juice would be much more effective that these other phony-baloney herbal supplements and energy drinks that rake in so much cash...But to market this product to the hipster crowd we have to give it a someone exotic but authentic sounding newspeak brand name. I'm thinking Juho Pitu: the Transformational Drink of the Amazon!

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:41 PM (+cx5n)

903 901 Sort of like, I dunno, a bankrupt state insisting it'll build a high-speed train to nowhere because DAMMIT, THAT'S THE UTOPIA WE WANT! *cough* [thud]
Posted by: cthulhu


You'll be happy to know that yesterday I interviewed a guy who just happens to be one of the world's most respected experts on trains-as-public-transport. He is really quite the moonbat -- openly socialist about most things. And yet, when I asked him (being as neutral as I could) his opinion about California's High Speed Rail project, he said that it didn't really worry him too much despite being a "billion dollar boondoggle" (his words) because -- wait for it -- "It will never be built. Take my word on that. Thankfully."

Fascinating, to say the least!

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 01:36 AM (+cx5n)



I care far less if it's built or not....than if it's paid for. Frankly, I do not intend to be a resident of a state that pays for crap like that.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:42 PM (T1005)

904 someone exotic = somewhat exotic

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:42 PM (+cx5n)

905 free advice, if you are going to a big meeting and wearing wingtips, loosen the laces in case you need something for banging on the table kruschev style in a rush. if you fumble for the laces or you telegraph your move by reaching down below it is meaningless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

906 And whatever happened to 'Protest Warrior?' They showed some,promise.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:42 PM (LpbKr)

907 Shit, tired. Going night night. God Bless all y'all lovely ont folks. Was a good day!! Trust in The Lord!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 03, 2013 09:44 PM (vgd4f)

908 You'll be happy to know that yesterday I interviewed a guy who just happens to be one of the world's most respected experts on trains-as-public-transport. He is really quite the moonbat -- openly socialist about most things. And yet, when I asked him (being as neutral as I could) his opinion about California's High Speed Rail project, he said that it didn't really worry him too much despite being a "billion dollar boondoggle" (his words) because -- wait for it -- "It will never be built. Take my word on that. Thankfully." Fascinating, to say the least! Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 01:36 AM (+cx5n) as someone who is concerned about privacy, you should be careful disclosing so much information.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 09:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

909 I still have nightmares about Toilet Pig. So thanks for that. Posted by: Hollowpoint I've actually seen Toilet Pig around town a few times since then. For real. I was tempted to give him a wave. When he's not drenched in urine and quaffing it from the source, he's just a regular guy walking down the street. Little does anyone suspect...

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:46 PM (+cx5n)

910 898 Holy moly, its cold cold cold here in lv!! Posted by: lou's a girl at October 04, 2013 01:33 AM (vgd4f) Pics or it ain't happening. how good is your hubby with revenge, looking people up, travelling etc. Seriously, it feels like late July here. Frickin' 80,s in the day, 70 at night.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:47 PM (LpbKr)

911 Oh, the train, the effing train. I had mercifully forgotten about the train. Mind you, that was probably the medicine.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 03, 2013 09:48 PM (qyfb5)

912 We're both reports on your site? The one I reference is the one with the cops hanging out watching everything and the guy 'raining' on the parade below. Maybe I got bot of them though. Posted by: RWC Yep. They're both there. Just search for "Alley" and Folsom" and you'll find them both. I will not provide a link or further clues, out of courtesy to the human race,

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:50 PM (+cx5n)

913 RWC, honest its already jacket weather here!! Winds blowing like a crazy mofo!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 03, 2013 09:51 PM (vgd4f)

914 Toilet Pig is shamefur dispray!

Posted by: Tubgirl at October 03, 2013 09:51 PM (h75XG)

915 Well aren`t we all special...making a staunch stand behind the comfort of our computers. A bunch of pussies that never in reality put anything on the line while we incrementally lose everything, piecemeal, to a consortium of loudmouth assholes that play us as the wimpy little fucks that we truly are! Until we feel the pain, the hunger in our children`s bellies as they cry out, this shit will NEVER change...truthfully, they will push and take until there are no more Ace of Spades to hide behind...then hopefully the reality of our convictions will force more than an escape to a website...!

Posted by: Papa at October 03, 2013 09:51 PM (jECGF)

916 as someone who is concerned about privacy, you should be careful disclosing so much information. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 01:46 AM (Z9EHQ) Zombie is a cute little 5 foot plus a couple of inches sweetheart with huge dimples and Bambi eyes. No other explanation of how she does what she does and gets away with it. Kick ass, zombie. Keep it up.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:52 PM (LpbKr)

917 Leave it to Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Enron) to go off the deep end. There is no way that Miriam Carey is part of the Tea Party. Every Progressive knows that there are no persons of color in the Tea Party.

Posted by: Mad Max at October 03, 2013 09:52 PM (e8kgV)

918 Kinda warm here. 69. 81 humidity. Nasty.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 09:52 PM (KRpfP)

919 You have a knack for getting the rhythms just right, and I continually look forward to your next piece....even though they're not on a schedule. Posted by: cthulhu Well thanks! As for schedule: I'm bedeviled by "conservative blogger ghetto blues," in which my awareness of my "limited" audience (i.e. limited to the one million people who already agree with me) has contributed to the slowdown in production. Now more concerned with how to alter the mediascape fundamentally, rather than always playing on a field tilted against me.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:53 PM (+cx5n)

920 I do not intend to be a resident of a state that pays for crap like that.

They were all gung-ho to build "high speed rail" in FL some years ago and even managed to get it enshrined in the state constitution on a ballot measure.

That shit went nowhere, never got built, and was removed a few years later when people started realizing what a boondoggle it would be.

Somewhere, some someones lost a shitload of money buying farm land where they thought the roadbed was gonna go.  When the ballot measure passed, they would have been all high-5'ing and shit.

Tards.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 03, 2013 09:53 PM (9MLX+)

921 Three days of Indian Summer on the way.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 09:53 PM (KRpfP)

922 I will not provide a link or further clues, out of courtesy to the human race, Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 01:50 AM (+cx5n) Thank you...for not providing links. (You're site has been bookmarked for awhile so just helping others keep their sanity)

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:54 PM (LpbKr)

923 've actually seen Toilet Pig around town a few times since then. For real. I was tempted to give him a wave. When he's not drenched in urine and quaffing it from the source, he's just a regular guy walking down the street. Little does anyone suspect... That's what made him extra special disturbing. If it was some freak wearing a dog collar and chaps it wouldn't have seemed quite as bad. But if not for his predilections, he looked like an Ordinary Joe. Like seeing your high school councilor getting peed on.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 09:54 PM (X9Mnx)

924 922 RWC, honest its already jacket weather here!! Winds blowing like a crazy mofo!! Posted by: lou's a girl at October 04, 2013 01:51 AM (vgd4f) Gawd damn Ted Cruz and his Tea Party!!

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 09:55 PM (LpbKr)

925 925

as someone who is concerned about privacy, you should be careful disclosing so much information.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 01:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

Zombie is a cute little 5 foot plus a couple of inches sweetheart with huge dimples and Bambi eyes.

No other explanation of how she does what she does and gets away with it.


Kick ass, zombie. Keep it up.

Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 01:52 AM (LpbKr)



I understand that the way zombie blends in so well at these moonbat events is that she is the spitting image of Che Guevara, including mouse ears [ http://www.lenejohansen.com/wp-content/uploads/mickeyche.jpg ].

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:55 PM (T1005)

926 Now really going to bed, Night all. Have a Good Friday!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 03, 2013 09:56 PM (vgd4f)

927 zombie, feel free to run with my juice product. Make a mint.
 
I just looked at the latest Karen cone forecast; crap. It may just be a 65 mph blow, but that can still do some damage. And it is headed right this way.
 
fuuuuuuuuccckkkkk.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2013 09:56 PM (cHZB7)

928 as someone who is concerned about privacy, you should be careful disclosing so much information. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 01:46 AM (Z9EHQ) Zombie is a cute little 5 foot plus a couple of inches sweetheart with huge dimples and Bambi eyes. No other explanation of how she does what she does and gets away with it. Kick ass, zombie. Keep it up. Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 01:52 AM (LpbKr) all I am saying is saying you interviewed an expert in a very small field and limiting the time frame makes it possible to figure out who 'she' is. ceteris paribus, having the nsa ans jsoc chasing me around is less frightening than the people she is angering.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 09:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

929 915 And whatever happened to 'Protest Warrior?' They showed some,promise. Posted by: RWC I wonder that as well! Damn, I thought those guys were great. Some of the best counter-protesting EVER. Then they just up and vanished. They were quite young. Probably had to grow up and get a job. A loss. Alos a loss was the disappearance of The World's Most Sarcastic Protester, who was literally a comic genius. With brass balls. He also up and disappeared, but amazingly about three years later he contacted me out of the blue (even though we had never been in contact before) and informed me that he simply had moved out of town to a rural area with no protests; his "disappearance" was no more sinister than that. We forget that the legendary Internet characters are real people, with real live and they don't exist merely to entertain us.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 09:58 PM (+cx5n)

930 I understand that the way zombie blends in so well at these moonbat events is that she is the spitting image of Che Guevara, including mouse ears [ http://www.lenejohansen.com/wp-content/uploads/mickeyche.jpg ].

Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 01:55 AM (T1005)



-- oh, I almost forgot! And blonde....helps the ears stand out better.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 09:59 PM (T1005)

931 I'm planning a marine invasion of the Dunes National Lakeshore Saturday night (new moon) but so far, no takers. Posted by: Cicero Kid

I'm game!  But only if I can bring my dog along. 

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 10:00 PM (AaIjD)

932 Posted by: Papa at October 04, 2013 01:51 AM (jECGF) Please, do share with the class your heroic and revolutionary actions performed in the name of the cause, Keyboard Warrior Douchebag.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 10:01 PM (X9Mnx)

933 as someone who is concerned about privacy, you should be careful disclosing so much information. Posted by: yankeefifth Not to worry -- he's not American. Interview by phone, in a foreign country. The odds of him ever seeing this thread are zero. And the odds of anyone knowing who I'm talking about is very close to zero. I'm not that free-and-easy with unintentional disclosures! Each statement is carefully vetted beforehand.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 10:01 PM (+cx5n)

934 We forget that the legendary Internet characters are real people, with real live and they don't exist merely to entertain us.

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Boxxy at October 03, 2013 10:03 PM (h75XG)

935 943 as someone who is concerned about privacy, you should be careful disclosing so much information.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Not to worry -- he's not American. Interview by phone, in a foreign country. The odds of him ever seeing this thread are zero. And the odds of anyone knowing who I'm talking about is very close to zero.

I'm not that free-and-easy with unintentional disclosures! Each statement is carefully vetted beforehand.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 02:01 AM (+cx5n)



There have been numerous cases throughout history that such assumptions were "overtaken by events". We warn extra care cuz we luvz ya extra much.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2013 10:04 PM (T1005)

936 all I am saying is saying you interviewed an expert in a very small field and limiting the time frame makes it possible to figure out who 'she' is. ceteris paribus, having the nsa ans jsoc chasing me around is less frightening than the people she is angering. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 01:56 AM (Z9EHQ) Oh. No yankee, I agree wholeheartedly. Shit is really going to get real soon. Lot of nutters out there.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 10:05 PM (LpbKr)

937 We forget that the legendary Internet characters are real people, with real live and they don't exist merely to entertain us. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 01:58 AM (+cx5n) Oh I know. Sucks though. Who would have ever thought Frank Chu would be the head speech-writer for Preezy. Amazing how it orks.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 10:07 PM (LpbKr)

938 Not to worry -- he's not American. Interview by phone, in a foreign country. The odds of him ever seeing this thread are zero. And the odds of anyone knowing who I'm talking about is very close to zero. I'm not that free-and-easy with unintentional disclosures! Each statement is carefully vetted beforehand. Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2013 02:01 AM (+cx5n) There have been numerous cases throughout history that such assumptions were "overtaken by events". We warn extra care cuz we luvz ya extra much. Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 02:04 AM (T1005) 946 all I am saying is saying you interviewed an expert in a very small field and limiting the time frame makes it possible to figure out who 'she' is. ceteris paribus, having the nsa ans jsoc chasing me around is less frightening than the people she is angering. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 01:56 AM (Z9EHQ) Oh. No yankee, I agree wholeheartedly. Shit is really going to get real soon. Lot of nutters out there. Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 02:05 AM (LpbKr) y'all understand. lil ol' me is simply a lonely conservative in the bowels of mahattan and I couch everything. All Ima ever gonna get is fired and ostracized by people I do not want to be around any; especially kennedyphiles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

939 I hate to ask y'all two nights in a row but anyone know where I can get a wallpaper for a galaxy of jack rackham's pirate flag?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

940 942 Posted by: Papa at October 04, 2013 01:51 AM (jECGF) Please, do share with the class your heroic and revolutionary actions performed in the name of the cause, Keyboard Warrior Douchebag. Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2013 02:01 AM (X9Mnx) I'd love to hear his exploits as well.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 10:11 PM (LpbKr)

941 Though I will say this: Two years from now when some loser self-publishes a eBook on Amazon about The Land of Faerie, you can contact the author and say, "Do you remember having a really bizarre conversation with either a cute Asian girl or a hideously obese white dude about Fernet Branca, shit, and the Tea Party?" and when she says "Yes! I will never forget that conversation!" you can find out from her what I look like.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 10:13 PM (+cx5n)

942

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 02:10 AM (Z9EHQ)



http://bit.ly/GBXwTd

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 10:14 PM (vJdyz)

943 yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 02:10 AM (Z9EHQ) http://bit.ly/GBXwTd Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2013 02:14 AM (vJdyz) thanks!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

944 Papa Smurf is that you posting?

Tell us another story of how you thwarted Azrael and Gargamel from eating the Smurfs up huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 10:18 PM (HEMX5)

945 Ha. Sam's Club is allowing military members to shop as members during Preezy Petulent Punk Pussy Panty Pisser's temper tantrum. Another 'Fuck You' to this asshole is always welcome.

Posted by: RWC at October 03, 2013 10:19 PM (LpbKr)

946 I care far less if it's built or not....than if it's paid for. Ain't it just hilarious that the first section is slated to be built between Madera and Corcoran? It'll just be a shuttle enabling the mojados to move between the Central Valley fields at breakneck speed.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 03, 2013 10:21 PM (/IXKu)

947 Hey Kids,


back from practice with a new band.  always interesting when one is expected to play originals one has never heard before.  if there is a word for liberating and exasperating in equal doses -- that is the right one.

Posted by: jc at October 03, 2013 10:25 PM (PlzOe)

948 aarrgh, avast ye mateys. finally a decent effin screen saver, even appropriate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

949 Sam's Club is allowing military members to shop as members during Preezy Petulent Punk Pussy Panty Pisser's temper tantrum. Another 'Fuck You' to this asshole is always welcome. Posted by: RWC at October 04, 2013 02:19 AM I hate that guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

950 hey, she is kinda cute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqVg_23otg

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

951 so, you know how the sof guys wear those skull masks on raids, think I could get away with one on video calls?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

952 aarrgh, avast ye mateys. finally a decent effin screen saver, even appropriate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 02:31 AM (Z9EHQ)


wish deskscapes worked on my iphone

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 10:35 PM (vJdyz)

953 #886

Thing is, even if by some stroke of insanity every person lacking coverage or hoping to find better had turned out, it would just be another day for Twitter, Facebook, or say, the collective sites of the health care industry.

If you're going to become the exclusive portal for a sixth of the economy, you better bring the bandwidth and some serious debugging work. That is, if debugging is even possible. I strongly believe the ACA is intended to fail to create a panic that lets them institute their real plan for health care: single payer. Consequently, making the code work without running afoul of the internal contradictions may be very difficult indeed.

And perhaps that would be a good filter for future proposed legislation. If it cannot be made to function as code, open sourced for public scrutiny, it cannot be passed into law. Further, I think we need an open source rule for legislation. To me, 'we have to pass the law to find out what is in it' is treasonous. The way this law was passed could only be surpassed by a foreign conqueror in terms of imposition on an unwilling people.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 03, 2013 10:36 PM (kcfmt)

954 wish deskscapes worked on my iphone Posted by: The Dude at October 04, 2013 02:35 AM (vJdyz) you probably have a nicer environment in general. I am a really late adopter, any later and I would be a luddite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

955 With the changing of the leaves comes neuralgia to keep a mind from its ease.

Posted by: a at October 03, 2013 10:37 PM (gQKHE)

956 you probably have a nicer environment in general. I am a really late adopter, any later and I would be a luddite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 02:36 AM (Z9EHQ)


if you want some fun, create a folder on wallbase and use their batch downloader, buy DeskScapes and set up for it to change your wallpaper every 20 seconds.

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 10:39 PM (vJdyz)

957 Fucking hell, there's a Super Rat in my house. My house is old (1926) and somehow the occasional rodent gets in. This time, it's a rat. A rat that ate an entire box of rat poison, yet here it is three days later and I can still hear the little fucker scurrying behind the kitchen cabinets. I may just have to burn the house down to save humanity before it breeds and leads an army of invincible rats to destroy us all.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 10:40 PM (X9Mnx)

958 though I have to admit that that's a bit of a waste of a Deskscapes license as the program really shines with the dream wallpapers

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 10:42 PM (vJdyz)

959 Y5 for your pirate motif
http://www.hlj.com/product/CSP33725/App

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 10:45 PM (HEMX5)

960 Interview by phone, in a foreign country. The odds of him ever seeing this thread are zero. And the odds of anyone knowing who I'm talking about is very close to zero.

Great, the NSA's got you now.  

Eh, I imagine they can trace IPs to user accounts to ISPs and whatnot pretty easily anywho.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 03, 2013 10:45 PM (0wHyk)

961 My house is old (1926) and somehow the occasional rodent gets in. Lucky for you, they won't chew copper supply pipes. In winters, they like to camp on my hvac ductwork, filling the entire home with the scents found in public restrooms.

Posted by: a at October 03, 2013 10:46 PM (gQKHE)

962 Y5 for your pirate motif
http://www.hlj.com/product/CSP33725/App

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2013 02:45 AM (HEMX5)


bah, should be showing him Captain Harlock stuff

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 10:46 PM (vJdyz)

963 The Dude, like this?
http://www.hlj.com/product/CSP46779/App

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 10:49 PM (HEMX5)

964 yeah, I always dug Harlock's version of the Jolly Ranger

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 10:51 PM (vJdyz)

965 Fat page.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 03, 2013 10:53 PM (KRpfP)

966 Y5 for your pirate motif http://www.hlj.com/product/CSP33725/App Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2013 02:45 AM (HEMX5) heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

967 Great, the NSA's got you now. Eh, I imagine they can trace IPs to user accounts to ISPs and whatnot pretty easily anywho. Posted by: ConservativeMonster If the NSA is after me, there's basically nothing I can do to hide from them anyway. They can trace anyone on the Internet in 2 milliseconds flat. Depressing to ponder, but that's reality these days.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2013 10:55 PM (+cx5n)

968 I have this one on my phone http://thumbs.wallbase.cc//rozne/thumb-675260.jpg

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

969 unfortunately, there si so much crap / widgets stuck on my screen it is hard to see. even worse the phrase 'life companion" is scribbled across the screen. pirates do not have life companions they have wenches, maybe a lass; dread pirate obama has a cabin boy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 10:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

970 “Listen, people are so frustrated and angry with members of Congress, particularly Republicans,” Mr. Rangel told Politicker today. “My first thought was that frustration ignited somebody already imbalanced and caused this type of thing.” “There are people working for the government, not getting their paychecks, saying, ‘Why me?’” he added.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 03, 2013 11:03 PM (e8kgV)

971 ow they managed to fuse Upotte! with Girls unt Panzer and make it a care game and anime...
http://www.hlj.com/Kan-Colle

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 03, 2013 11:04 PM (HEMX5)

972 I can't do that anymore, I deleted all of my interactive widgets from Rainmeter and went straight wall paper with autohide bar with deskscapes set to switch my wallpaper every 20 seconds (have a couple thousand so you never see the same one again). Typically troll wallbase every few days looking through the new ones that have been uploaded

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 11:05 PM (vJdyz)

973 I can't see Obama as even a dread pirate.  He's too . . . perfumed and powdered, wouldn't last 3 hours under sail.

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:06 PM (AaIjD)

974 can't believe in how fast that Kantai Collection stuff blew up

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 11:06 PM (vJdyz)

975 Rangel.  Projecting?

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:08 PM (AaIjD)

976 #980

Because, Charlie, if in the real world your employer has far too many people on the payroll, you cannot expect it to stay that way. There will either be a reduction in the head count or the whole enterprise will fail.

If you include all of the able bodied US residents living off entitlement programs, this level of personnel excess exceeds any functioning enterprise in history. I cannot think of anything that even comes close.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 03, 2013 11:08 PM (kcfmt)

977 Modern Problems: Worried about an NSA computer analysing an e-mail wishing a happy birthday to aunt Agnes in Scotland. Hands over birth date, age, sex, location, dating status, favorite restaurant, song they're listening to, pictures, intimate thoughts, and maturbatory habits with strangers on Facebook.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 11:10 PM (X9Mnx)

978 ow they managed to fuse Upotte! with Girls unt Panzer and make it a care game and anime... http://www.hlj.com/Kan-Colle Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 04, 2013 03:04 AM (HEMX5) I'm just interested in the gameplay mechanicsÂ… really!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 03, 2013 11:15 PM (Vk2pI)

979 Night all. Here is "Land of the Sky" from Black Moth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIVIEqrfszg

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2013 11:17 PM (Vk2pI)

980 I'm just interested in the gameplay mechanicsÂ… really!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at October 04, 2013 03:15 AM (Vk2pI)


anime starts next season

Posted by: The Dude at October 03, 2013 11:18 PM (vJdyz)

981 I can't see Obama as even a dread pirate. He's too . . . perfumed and powdered, wouldn't last 3 hours under sail. Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 03:06 AM (AaIjD) I see him more or less as the persian emperor in 300, but not as manly, more effete.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 11:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

982 i need a new frontier and claim Antarctica as my own penguin ranch. sold here in the states, they'd make great pets, footstools, or whatever. no, my penguins won't poop everywhere--they just have a natural desire to perform for audiences. showmen of the zoo vaudeville circuit is what they are.

Posted by: a at October 03, 2013 11:26 PM (gQKHE)

983 Wow!  Watched that movie on some cable channel again relatively recently (last couple months) and had the exact same thought!  Great flick, imo!

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:26 PM (AaIjD)

984 I could do antarctica. I love cold weather, more is better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 03, 2013 11:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

985 i could use a foreman of the penguin wranglers. it's lonesome, but a calling for a select breed who love adventure.

Posted by: a at October 03, 2013 11:30 PM (gQKHE)

986 Winter is coming soon now, cold weather fans!  I already have my new boots for this season!  Come on, snow!

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:31 PM (AaIjD)

987 Before I die I want to explore Antarctica, so that I might be one of the few men to have lived on planet Earth that have eaten a penguin.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 11:35 PM (X9Mnx)

988 Broiled or fried?

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:39 PM (AaIjD)

989 Or maybe raw and wriggling? 

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:41 PM (AaIjD)

990 Penguin wrapped in bacon and stuffed with apples (to kill the gamey flavor) and slow roasted, rotisserie style. Somebody has to teach those smug little fish-eating bastards a proper fear of humans before we start serving up McChilly Tuxedo burgers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 03, 2013 11:49 PM (X9Mnx)

991 You are a man with a vision.  Which only sounds delicious, let's go!

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:52 PM (AaIjD)

992 To Antarctica, I mean. 

Posted by: viking at October 03, 2013 11:54 PM (AaIjD)

993 Seriously- Google "penguin recipies". Nothin. I can go to the State Fair and sample alligator, bison and fried candy bars. Yet no penguin on a stick. Which is total bullshit.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2013 12:01 AM (X9Mnx)

994 There is just so much crap to be done, and constant alarms. And, yet, today, I've got one nailed -- 2012 tax returns are in. Next stop on that front is enough of a Roth conversion to suck up the mortgage deduction and continuing the cleanup of asset allocation........but that's December.




I've got a CPE deadline of 11/30, and the BH wants two trips -- north in a week and south in a month -- in the middle of that, but I'm pleased with today.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 12:03 AM (T1005)

995 The big Halloween update for The Simpsons Tapped Out drove BlueStacks insane. The game is still playable but the graphics are scrambled in many places. This makes for some unintentionally horrific effect. Trees have been replaced with body parts or random chunks of buildings. Quite nightmarish.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 12:04 AM (kcfmt)

996 leave penguins alone, no sport there, not even afraid of humans. if you want to eat something black and white go for panda. between you and me I know where a couple of pandas are and no one is even watching them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 12:06 AM (Z9EHQ)

997 1006 leave penguins alone, no sport there, not even afraid of humans. if you want to eat something black and white go for panda. between you and me I know where a couple of pandas are and no one is even watching them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2013 04:06 AM (Z9EHQ)




Yep.

Posted by: The Great Auk at October 04, 2013 12:11 AM (bufJH)

998 Have you not watched nature shows? Penguins strutting around without showing fear and respect for humans like they own the place? This is OUR planet, penguins. You've had a free ride all this time. No more- it's you're turn in the oven.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2013 12:13 AM (X9Mnx)

999 Seriously- Google "penguin recipies". Nothin.

I can go to the State Fair and sample alligator, bison and fried candy bars. Yet no penguin on a stick. Which is total bullshit. Posted by: Hollowpoint


They've never had a penguin vendor, possibly because the penguins have been forever portrayed as nothing but adorable.  Perhaps the time has come to dispel the myth and lay down the fact that penguins are jerks and taste good?  Btw, are they?

Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 12:14 AM (AaIjD)

1000 673 one thing about Italians I noticed is when they give you a welcome hug
they go way too far, almost like they're in your clothes with you


"Eastern Europeans, too.

It's us Brits and Scandis who keep our distance."

Funny when living in France I could always spot the Americans cause the were so huggy. The French kiss each other on the cheeks but no hugs....


Posted by: Dept of Redundancy Dept at October 04, 2013 12:14 AM (AWwDY)

1001 Flightless birds taste like shit!



Trust us!

Posted by: Moa at October 04, 2013 12:15 AM (bufJH)

1002 1011 Flightless birds taste like shit!



Trust us!

Posted by: Moa at October 04, 2013 04:15 AM (bufJH)



You got that right!!!

Posted by: Kiwi at October 04, 2013 12:19 AM (T1005)

1003 Stay away from dem penguins.

Posted by: Dodo at October 04, 2013 12:21 AM (bufJH)

1004 1012 1011
Flightless birds taste like shit!



Trust us!


Posted by: Moa at October 04, 2013 04:15 AM (bufJH)


You got that right!!!

Posted by: Kiwi at October 04, 2013 04:19 AM (T1005)


Lordy, lordy -- you don't know the half of it. It'll stink up your whole house.

Posted by: Rhea at October 04, 2013 12:21 AM (T1005)

1005 What's Moa?  Mothers Of Anything we're worked up about?

Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 12:21 AM (AaIjD)

1006 1011

Flightless birds taste like shit!



Trust us!




Posted by: Moa at October 04, 2013 04:15 AM (bufJH)


You got that right!!!


Posted by: Kiwi at October 04, 2013 04:19 AM (T1005)

Lordy, lordy -- you don't know the half of it. It'll stink up your whole house.

Posted by: Rhea at October 04, 2013 04:21 AM (T1005)



Me so tasty!!!


Me love you long time!

Posted by: Wake Island Rail at October 04, 2013 12:22 AM (bufJH)

1007 Penguins, ratites, and vermin, oh my!

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2013 12:23 AM (bufJH)

1008 Oh, wait . . . I get it.   

Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 12:23 AM (AaIjD)

1009 1014 1012
1011

Flightless birds taste like shit!



Trust us!




Posted by: Moa at October 04, 2013 04:15 AM (bufJH)


You got that right!!!


Posted by: Kiwi at October 04, 2013 04:19 AM (T1005)

Lordy, lordy -- you don't know the half of it. It'll stink up your whole house.

Posted by: Rhea at October 04, 2013 04:21 AM (T1005)



When it comes to flightless birds, ya gotta go with the biggest -- and I'm here to tell you that nothing compares to ortolan.

Posted by: Ostrich at October 04, 2013 12:25 AM (T1005)

1010 WTF? AtC let us out of the box?

Posted by: Emu at October 04, 2013 12:26 AM (T1005)

1011 As a reminder about ortolan -- http://www.ecis.com/~alizard/ortolan_recipe.html

Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2013 12:28 AM (T1005)

1012 we desperately need research into ornithopter prosthetics for these underprivileged ice cream sandwiches of the south

Posted by: a at October 04, 2013 12:28 AM (gQKHE)

1013 http://tinyurl.com/qddwpsf

This NRO article by Keving Williamson got me to thinking. (!) The Global Warming crowd wants us to radically alter our existence and pretty much all of civilization based on some models that are hypothetical at best and all too often simply unconnected to reality.

Yet there are very real and definite numbers underlying the simple calculation of when servicing the national debt will overwhelm revenues. No hypothetical about it. Any high school graduate should by able to follow the math. (The fact that most graduates of the past twenty years cannot is part of how we got here.) This is as Doom-y as it gets. A real apocalypse in which debt conquers all and there will simply be no money for anything else unless tax rates reach a level that also collapse the economy.

For most of us this is an event happening in our lifetimes. A mere decade away. Forestalling it means significant suffering even sooner as it becomes necessary to both greatly reduce entitlements and increase revenues. Anything else only moves the date a bit farther into the future but not far enough to dump it on an unborn generation.

Sure, something could happen to alter the circumstances. A plague could sweep the globe that has severe mortality levels among the elderly. It would be horrible but it would nullify a major chunk of our unfunded obligations at all levels. But you cannot plan for such a thing unless you want to be the greatest criminal of all human history. (Other die-offs could defuse the debt bomb [see Matt Ruff's 'Sewer, Gas, and Electric for an example] but the elderly would be the group with the greatest effect and the least negative repercussions. At least until you discover someone took some vital knowledge to the grave.

So one of these threats is very real and one is dubious at best. But we're largely ignoring one and allowing the other to change how we live.



Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 12:29 AM (kcfmt)

1014
When it comes to flightless birds, ya gotta go with the biggest -- and I'm here to tell you that nothing compares to ortolan.

Posted by: Ostrich at October 04, 2013 04:25 AM (T1005)



You're joking, right?

Posted by: Aepyornis maximus at October 04, 2013 12:31 AM (bufJH)

1015 I had an ostrich burger once, at the Elephant Bar in Burbank. (But elephant is not on the menu.) It was pretty uninspiring. It may have just been a bad example but I haven't seen fit to risk any further money on it.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 12:31 AM (kcfmt)

1016 Ugh! Epobirs.  You're going to give me nightmares!

Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 12:38 AM (AaIjD)

1017 I accidentally broke MTW2 while modding. Fixed it. There are tabs and carriage returns in notepad that you cannot see that are vital to text code.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 12:40 AM (KRpfP)

1018 Don't mean to imply, in any way, that you ought not have shared it.  Of course, you should have!  I just take it to heart too much sometines.

Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 12:43 AM (AaIjD)

1019 Why is that buffalo or bison so dang expensive at the grocery store?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 12:45 AM (KRpfP)

1020 'Night, Horde.  Love you.

Posted by: viking at October 04, 2013 12:45 AM (AaIjD)

1021 Is there any way to see all the minutia in a text document on wordpad or notepad?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 12:47 AM (KRpfP)

1022 #1031

There are a number of free or shareware text editors that can replace Notepad. One of them may have what you want, which sounds like a 'show formatting characters' setting.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 12:51 AM (kcfmt)

1023 Dang. Over 1000 posts on a Thursday Night.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 12:52 AM (KRpfP)

1024 So, the first ghost of someone who died angry at Homer is Maude Flanders. (Homer accidentally killed her with a T-shirt cannon.) I'm betting another will be Frank Grimes.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 12:53 AM (kcfmt)

1025 #1033

Must be from all of us secretly being federal employees on furlough.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 12:54 AM (kcfmt)

1026 1032 Yeah that's it. I deleted some kind of invisible tab, and even if I make everything look right that invisible, to notepad, tab is hanging the text code. I fixed it by replacing the chunk I had been modding with an older copy of that chunk from an older document.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 12:55 AM (KRpfP)

1027 Every two years they change Word enough so I can't do anything with it.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 12:57 AM (KRpfP)

1028 off redundant sock!

Posted by: bill-o at October 04, 2013 01:04 AM (AWwDY)

1029 Found it. You click the little paragraph symbol in word. It still is easier to nuke and repave though. 

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 01:06 AM (KRpfP)

1030 If you'd said Word previously I could have told you. Notepad is a entirely different beast for plain text. Tsk.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 01:12 AM (kcfmt)

1031 The 'show formatting' icon has been there since Word 97.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 01:17 AM (kcfmt)

1032

Figured out how to tab. Wordpad doesn't seem to have it either.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 01:17 AM (KRpfP)

1033 I use it every five years or so.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 01:17 AM (KRpfP)

1034 Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 04:29 AM (kcfmt)


Or you can simply have death panels handle it.  Problem solved. 

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at October 04, 2013 01:50 AM (31Nrp)

1035 "1003 Seriously- Google "penguin recipies". Nothin.

I can go to the State Fair and sample alligator, bison and fried candy bars. Yet no penguin on a stick. Which is total bullshit.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 04, 2013 04:01 AM (X9Mnx)"



I've seen a couple of travel shows where they went to Peru or somewhere in the Andes and bought battered and deep fried guinea pig on a stick.  It looks just like it sounds.



I don't know what it would taste like but I am disappointed that some entrepreneur has not yet introduced this delicacy to the carnivals and state fairs of our great nation.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at October 04, 2013 01:59 AM (31Nrp)

1036 887 Cthulu,

Hey our dicks aren't gonna suck themselves...

(well actually)

//Pulitzer Cmmte

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 04, 2013 02:05 AM (9jfyN)

1037 Penguin probably tastes like cold chicken.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 02:07 AM (KRpfP)

1038 977 Zombie,

The *only* way to not have them able to get up in your personal life is to be a democrat, muslim, or George Soros.....


Posted by: Sven10077 at October 04, 2013 02:08 AM (9jfyN)

1039

I think we are onto something a tad more grim.....

 

 

not that anything I venture here is of the lest bit relevant.....

if only I started my posts with a "Pithy"...."MY, WE ARE MOST FUCKED TEN WAYS TO FRIDAY AND OBAMA......WELL........

Scotch...and more of it.... 

Posted by: Richard at October 04, 2013 02:09 AM (m12E4)

1040 http://tinyurl.com/ngwwbfn

Giggles is gonna be pissy today...

Stock futures are up despite his bullshit.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 04, 2013 02:13 AM (9jfyN)

1041 They should start printing super absorbent Treasury Bills.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 02:17 AM (KRpfP)

1042 We have $2.87 /gallon gasoline.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 04, 2013 02:19 AM (KRpfP)

1043 1052 Boss Moss,

Yeah I have a theory on that.....what if the price of fuel goes down as the shutdown endures....?

Will LIVs sense cause and effect?

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 04, 2013 02:22 AM (9jfyN)

1044

Maybe "Bills" should quit jizzin his cream on "little girl's" dresses...

And his BI-polar wife should duck and cover from public office....

 

scissor-fuckin aide  Humma while her wiener  blows chunks in public profile.....

yup.....they be Democraps............

"Can I have some Bleach and nitrile gloves to finish my post.......

I feel.........ickey.......

Posted by: Richard at October 04, 2013 02:35 AM (m12E4)

1045

Too Bad there is not mandatory "Skull-Fucking"

for California Democrats.....

This state might survive otherwise

Alas

 

Detroit West........Your path is foretold.......

Posted by: Richard at October 04, 2013 02:44 AM (m12E4)

1046

That be my flame this night.....

and not bad......not bad.....

Posted by: Richard at October 04, 2013 02:48 AM (m12E4)

1047 #1052

Where? I haven't seen gas below $3 a gallon for a very long time.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 04, 2013 02:57 AM (kcfmt)

1048 If we run someone against Joe Biden, can every ad just end with "...and, on top of all that, he's an idiot"?

Posted by: Skip Tracer at October 04, 2013 04:03 AM (2+bRt)

1049 what if the price of fuel goes down as the shutdown endures....? Good times. Good times.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at October 04, 2013 04:31 AM (4p5/2)

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