November 17, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (11-17-2013)
— Maetenloch

My slackening is slacking. Must find the strength to do less.

Oprah: Americans Hate Obama Because He's Black

Oprah: Racists Have to Die For Racism To End

Okay I think you can fill in the blanks here and see where Oprah's headed with her incoherent thoughts even if she can't.

VDH: The Moral Decline of Oprah

In fact, Oprah has no record of worrying about the level of disrespect shown the office. If she did, she might have said something a few years ago when her president was routinely being compared to a Nazi, and often by her own fellow celebrities, writers, politicians, civil-rights activists, and filmmakers. That she said nothing then, but now says a lot, explains not America's problem with race, but her own race obsessions, which have blinded her to her own prejudices and hypocrisies.

It's sad to watch a public figure who's been immensely successful and built up a lot of goodwill over the years throw it all away over politics, tribalism, and a racist view of her fellow Americans.

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Matt Yglesias: It's a Good Thing That Obama Lied to You About Keeping Your Policy

Because King Barack knows better than you do what kind of insurance you need. And you couldn't handle the truth.

Clearing the landscape of this kind of mirage insurance and making sure that everyone has proper coverage-which, yes, may be more expensive-is a feature of the Affordable Care Act, not a bug. The White House has every reason to hold its head in shame over the shambolic state of healthcare.gov, but the wave of cancellation letters is part of Obamacare doing what it was supposed to do. There's little to regret about these plans vanishing from the earth.

Richard Cohen's Racist Imagination and Remembering JournoList

Letting their inner thug flag fly:

Spencer Ackerman of the Washington Independent urged his colleagues to deflect attention from Obama's relationship with Wright by changing the subject. Pick one of Obama's conservative critics, Ackerman wrote, "Fred Barnes, Karl Rove, who cares - and call them racists."

* * * * *

Let's just throw Ledeen against a wall. Or, pace Dr. Alterman, throw him through a plate glass window. I'll bet a little spot of violence would shut him right the fuck up, as with most bullies.

Also WaPo's Richard Cohen says these photos will make you types of people physically ill:

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A Different Kind of Prepper

A wanna-be Lord Humongous.

Smith, 29, runs a  Buckley, WA-based group that calls themselves "Spartan Survival." In the event of a disaster, Smith and his merry band intend to attack other citizens and take what they need to survive by brute force.

...Simply put, Smith-who admits to being a fan of Barack Obama's redistributionist government-plans on armed robbery, home invasions, and widespread looting to support his group of bloated, inbred leeches should disaster strike.
"We're not in it to stockpile. We're in it to take what you have and there's nothing you can do to stop us," Tyler Smith says. "We are your worst nightmare, and we are coming."

...

Most preppers, Smith says, are concerned with marauders taking their supplies. It's not an unfounded fear, he says.

"We are those people," he says. "We'll kick your door in and take your supplies. . We are the marauders."

maraudersmith

Worst Company Ever: Kleargear.com Doesn't Deliver Order, Charges Woman $3500 For Bad Review, Ruins Her Credit

Not only that but the non-disparagement clause they're pointing to was added years after her order and bad review.

Bagram Batman

Here, at the largest U.S. base in Afghanistan, another Dark Knight is on a different kind of crusade: making sure soldiers carry their rifles and don't get run over at night.

"Bagram Batman" is the star of a recent series of public-service announcements broadcast to troops deployed in and around Afghanistan. The camouflaged superhero-and his catchphrase, "SWEAR TO ME!"- have become an unlikely hit, winning a cult following among soldiers, and going viral on the Internet.

"He acts just as well as Adam West did," marvels Maj. Crispin Burke, an Army officer and military blogger, referring to the star of the original Batman movie and TV series in the 1960s.

While his do-it-yourself costume-rubber Batman mask, black cape and reflective belt over combat fatigues-may look like a joke, Bagram Batman has a very real mission: reminding the troops about the do's and don'ts of life on a forward operating base like Bagram, a small American town planted in the middle of a war zone.

...The man behind the masked military version is an Army broadcast journalist, a military specialty known under its code 46 Romeo. Bagram Batman recently agreed to let a reporter accompany him on his rounds as he prowled the base for soldiers committing uniform violations.

"I'm glad to see you've got your eye-pro on," he growled at one group of soldiers, noting their ballistic eyewear.

4 Total BS News Stories You Thought Were True

Well I'll cop to falling for the Halloween fat-note treat but the rest of the stories twigged my bullshit detector particularly the nasty-note-left-for-the-waitress stories - including this recent one.

Finally: Spray-On Dresses

Meet Fabrican, a spray-on fabric that can be used to make clothes that mold to your body.

Fabrican has been in the making since 2000, and is kind of revolutionary in a "Jetsons" sort of way. It was developed for use on runway models who need tight, perfectly-fitted coverage quickly and will likely be in stores soon for us regular folks.

The fabric comes out of a can that contains short fibers mixed with a bidner and with solvent. Once you spray on the outfit, you can even take it off (oh-so-carefully) and wash and re-wear it like "normal" clothes. If you don't like it, you can dissolve it and throw away.

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Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [602 comments] 'Mike Hammer' [84.51 posts/day]
2 [521 comments] 'John McCain'
3 [396 comments] 'sven10077'
4 [326 comments] 'EC'
5 [286 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
6 [270 comments] 'Vendette'
7 [260 comments] 'Misanthropic Humanitarian '
8 [257 comments] 'Brandon In Baton Rouge'
9 [254 comments] 'artisanal 'ette'
10 [252 comments] 'Jane D'oh'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [159 names] 'John McCain' [22.32 unique names/day]
2 [68 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
3 [66 names] 'Doctor Fish'
4 [56 names] 'John Boehner and Mitch McConnell'
5 [53 names] 't-bird'
6 [51 names] 'The Political Hat'
7 [46 names] 'Brandon In Baton Rouge'
8 [36 names] 'davidt'
9 [35 names] '---'
10 [34 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

2 Yay! ONT!

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2013 06:21 PM (DE9KP)

3 Woot

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:21 PM (HVff2)

4 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4017

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)

5 #3! Thanks and congrats to the top tens... My life is growing

Posted by: sven10077 at November 17, 2013 06:22 PM (9jfyN)

6 Is that idi Amin poster?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:22 PM (HVff2)

7 Hey, peaches,

Posted by: Kalneva at November 17, 2013 06:24 PM (cHYYs)

8 Good evening, Horde. Alpaca Fiber Festival, afternoon delight, and a seven-page paper for yoga class. One of these things is not like the others.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 06:24 PM (N/cFh)

9 Top 10 commenters: 1 [602 comments] 'Mike Hammer' [84.51 posts/day] 2 [521 comments] 'John McCain' 3 [396 comments] 'sven10077' 4 [326 comments] 'EC' 5 [286 comments] 'J.J. Sefton' 6 [270 comments] 'Vendette' 7 [260 comments] 'Misanthropic Humanitarian ' 8 [257 comments] 'Brandon In Baton Rouge' 9 [254 comments] 'artisanal 'ette' 10 [252 comments] 'Jane D'oh' And not a single Off Topic comment among them!

Posted by: soothsayer at November 17, 2013 06:24 PM (EGxDc)

10 Oprah the Orca...

Posted by: Stedman at November 17, 2013 06:24 PM (zTDv9)

11 Hey, Kalneva!!  How've you been?

Posted by: Peaches at November 17, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

12 I used to like Oprah, before I found out I was racist.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 17, 2013 06:25 PM (cHYYs)

13 "Smith, 29, runs a Buckley, WA-based group that calls themselves "Spartan Survival." In the event of a disaster, Smith and his merry band intend to attack other citizens and take what they need to survive by brute force." In case you're wondering, yes, Smith is a proud Obama supporter. Unfortunately, there's probably not a dearth of victims to Smith's depredations should the SHTF.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 17, 2013 06:25 PM (ZyqBH)

14 I will confess to watching Oprah a time or two, but she lost me well before her endorsement of Obama.  I tuned out when she went on her religion without God kick and started having Deepak Chopra on the show. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2013 06:26 PM (k55Fc)

15 If only that woman in Switzerland had sold Oprah that overpriced purse, America wouldn't be so racist.

Posted by: huerfano at November 17, 2013 06:26 PM (bAGA/)

16 Peaches, I've been living larger than I deserve. I am a blessed woman. How are you doin'?

Posted by: Kalneva at November 17, 2013 06:26 PM (cHYYs)

17 Ok, Peaches is here... So where the fuck is Vendette?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 06:26 PM (N/cFh)

18 As for Oprah, one should notice that her cries of racism are inversely proportional to her overall popularity.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 17, 2013 06:26 PM (ZyqBH)

19 A wanna-be Lord Humongous.

HAHAHAHA!  I'd love to see that fat fuck try some raiding shit, cuz you know he can't run 100 yards without puking.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2013 06:26 PM (DE9KP)

20
Somebody call the Broncs and tell Manning to take off the stupid gloves and quit acting like a pussy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2013 06:27 PM (iGPSR)

21 "Clearing the landscape of this kind of mirage insurance and making sure that everyone has proper coverage-which, yes, may be more expensive-is a feature of the Affordable Care Act, not a bug." It is proper for men to have full maternity coverage; Society demands this!

Posted by: Kathleen Cerebus at November 17, 2013 06:27 PM (ZyqBH)

22 My initial reaction to the Choom Boy Bong photo was that it had to be a photo-shop. The Idi Amin poster on the wall was almost too perfect. But, still, I would not be surprised at all if it was legit. Call me cautiously skeptical, but totally poised to buy it as real.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at November 17, 2013 06:28 PM (6rcHp)

23 The Afghans are curiously looking for Boy Wonder.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 17, 2013 06:28 PM (V4CBV)

24 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 06:29 PM (T1005)

25 I know some people from Buckley, and that is not what I would expect! Guess there are all kinds. Come and try, mutherblanker! If you like lead in your belly.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 17, 2013 06:29 PM (cHYYs)

26 Evening, Hordlets and -ettes. Home from Illinois, missed the tornadoes.

Posted by: Piercello at November 17, 2013 06:29 PM (P4dpU)

27 For the Department of Recordkeeping-- oh so important for when the revolution is finally televised-- here are 27 Senators pledging your health insurance will not be expropriated by their grand achievement. Imagine how surprised they were! http://bit.ly/19xO1uL

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2013 06:29 PM (F58x4)

28 A lib could say the sun sets in the west & I would be skeptical

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:31 PM (HVff2)

29

Spartan Survival - yeah fatboy, just go back to playing Fallout and dreaming of what a Leet survivorman you're gonna be. I got something for ya.....if you can manage to waddle over here within about 600 yards.

Posted by: hobbes at November 17, 2013 06:31 PM (MlPkU)

30 re: Spartan Survival Heh. Me, personally, I live by Don Corleone's line to Sollozzo: "I want to congratulate you on your new business, and I know you'll do very well; and good luck to you -- as best as your interests don't conflict with my interests. Thank you."

Posted by: soothsayer at November 17, 2013 06:32 PM (EGxDc)

31 "Wake and bake."  That's Barry's contribution to "healthy" death panel approved lifestyle.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2013 06:34 PM (TKFmG)

32 17 Ok, Peaches is here... So where the fuck is Vendette?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 10:26 PM (N/cFh)



Wait.....are you saying that you never see Peaches and Vendette at the same time?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 06:34 PM (T1005)

33 Called this in Jun of 2010: http://pointsandfigures.com/2010/06/07/i-cant-believe-he-said-that/

Posted by: Jeff at November 17, 2013 06:35 PM (MOSsR)

34 Oprah? Maet I hope you are feeling better. Please don't subject us to that woman, I will not watch her. Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Carol at November 17, 2013 06:35 PM (z4WKX)

35 I was in Las Vegas last week, and the sales people didn't even look up when I went into Hermes to check out a tie! Racism!

Posted by: Kalneva at November 17, 2013 06:35 PM (cHYYs)

36 Caption for the picture of Oprah Winfrey above: I once sucked a dick THIS BIG..........

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (v6hyJ)

37

We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (Pr6hk)

38 Yo, Spartan Survival dude, it ain't gonna be like those silly movies.

Seeya(in the cross-hairs).

Posted by: Prepped at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (40ZEv)

39 in the end, individual growth is too inefficient. console yourself that the body count will ultimately be for the betterment of mankind.

Posted by: centralized collective care porn at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (R6JT1)

40

Tornados, hail storms, driving rain, damage, destruction and a full moon.

 

Ancient people would surmise that the deity was angry with them, or with their leader turning against religion.

Posted by: seamrog at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (zpWdw)

41 The funny thing to me is that those who disagree with Obama are called racists. I posit the real racists are the ones propping up his support. Many would have abandoned him long ago but for the color of his skin.

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (uLtWl)

42


In case you're wondering, yes, Smith is a proud Obama supporter. Unfortunately, there's probably not a dearth of victims to Smith's depredations should the SHTF.

 

Of course, Smith has helpfully identified himself to said victims. As Bob Owens points out, a quick little pre-emptive strike would not be amiss.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (IBris)

43 No, we hate hussein because he is a vile piece of dung who hates this country. He's only still in office because he's black. Do you really think a white guy can pull the same stunts and get away with it? Is the land whale looking to take over for sharpton or jackson?

Posted by: Titanium at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (IgOQg)

44 Seems John McCain has an identity crisis.

And here's a clue for the guy who thinks it's gonna be easy ripping preppers off; they stock ammo for a reason you dope. And it isn't just for barter.

I think he's just goofing on whoever was writing the report.

The people who will get ripped off are the ones who just have a normal amount of stuff and didn't pay any attention to the economic signs until it was almost too late. So they'll be out trying to barter a Mr. Coffee for some flour or butter. They'll only have whatever was left after the last surge of buyers swept through the store during an inflationary cycle.

See the pics and stories about Walmart allowing EBT cards to be charged when the system was down.

THAT'S what it will look like. People buying stuff just to buy something before the price goes up or it goes out of stock.

Go slow and steady with a broad mix of items. Start now, you'll be glad you did.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 17, 2013 06:36 PM (LSDdO)

45 Do you wingnuts have any idea how exhausting if is to come up with 34 socks EVERY DAY? There are children in Korea who don't get one sockpuppet a month. You're welcome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2013 06:37 PM (rVGQe)

46 Is Buckley in a moonbatty area of WA state?

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 06:37 PM (R3gO3)

47 Oh, I think Hussein LOVES his country. It just isn't this one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 17, 2013 06:37 PM (LSDdO)

48 Don't think Smith the marauder is going to last long when SHTF.

Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2013 06:37 PM (X7va6)

49 "As I Lay Dying: The Tale of a Greedy Heteronormative Racist," a retelling of William Faulkner's novel by Oprah Winfrey. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2013 06:38 PM (k55Fc)

50 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2013 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)

51 Is that Idi Amin in the poster? Or baby doc devalier

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 06:38 PM (zOTsN)

52 Lately, with each new Obamacare debacle story, I find myself dumbfounded by the fact that so many people don't have the foggiest idea how insurance works.

Ah-mazing.

I wonder -- can these people dress themselves in the morning without help?

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 17, 2013 06:39 PM (FDGeg)

53 I have it on good authority that Jabba the Smith will live about ten minutes when the fit shits the hand. He has already been marked.

Posted by: hobbes at November 17, 2013 06:39 PM (MlPkU)

54 >>>38 Yo, Spartan Survival dude, it ain't gonna be like those silly movies. -------------------- Heh. Just look for the guy with the little red dot on his chest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2013 06:39 PM (rVGQe)

55 Peaches lives in California , Vendette is near Virginia. I'm not sure where she lives, I know that BC1981, Bannion & others met up in the summer.

Posted by: Carol at November 17, 2013 06:39 PM (z4WKX)

56

48 Don't think Smith the marauder is going to last long when SHTF

 

Not if he thinks floor tile will stop a bullet. I lay tile for a living these days - I will have to tell that one to my boss (who is a prepper himself).

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 17, 2013 06:39 PM (IBris)

57 Dude, wipe your shoe... you stepped in some Oprah....

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 06:40 PM (MhA4j)

58 43 Is the land whale looking to take over for sharpton or jackson? Posted by: Titanium at November 17, 2013 10:36 PM (IgOQg) Not until she gets the Rev. in front of her name. Like the refer and Fat ass Bitch Oprah

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:40 PM (HVff2)

59 13,

No.  There will plenty of victims.  Fellow Obama voters.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 17, 2013 06:40 PM (V70Uh)

60
♪ He calls me ♪

♫ Doctor Love ♫

♪ He calls me Doctor Love♪

♫ Calling Doctor Love ♫

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 17, 2013 06:40 PM (Pr6hk)

61 6 Is that idi Amin poster?


Why yes, yes it is. 

 Oprah is a soul sucking monster. Always has been.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 17, 2013 06:41 PM (8SsiG)

62 Someone should euthanize Matthew Iglesias. It must be very painful to be that stupid.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 06:41 PM (v6hyJ)

63 Reverend Fat Ass stupid spell check

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:41 PM (HVff2)

64 sigh, that's really Obama in that pic?

anyway who is in the picture hanging on the wall in that shot ?

Posted by: willow at November 17, 2013 06:41 PM (nqBYe)

65 Idi Amin,

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:42 PM (HVff2)

66 Fucking cat....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:42 PM (aDwsi)

67

I wonder -- can these people dress themselves in the morning without help?

 

Little Infidel works at the local hardware store.  I got a test the other day,

 

'Sometimes I wonder how some people made it out of the birth canal.'

Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (X7va6)

68 I believe 30-06 goes through lots of tile.... ... just pointing it out...

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (MhA4j)

69 Never underestimate the power of stupid.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (R6JT1)

70 "... mixed with a bidner .." Is that like a Kitchen-Aid or something?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

71 Smith will be one of my first targets.

Posted by: Real Marauder at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (40ZEv)

72 Somewhat did the fcuking cat to tonight Mr. Hammer?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (HVff2)

73 Hi Peaches, Paul is in the hospital with pneumonia forthright 15th? Time at least. It's one step forward for him & two steps back. Carol Thank you for prayers my internet friend!

Posted by: Carol at November 17, 2013 06:43 PM (z4WKX)

74 OK, I'm out. tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2013 06:44 PM (JMmQ9)

75 Buckley is in the moonbat side, but pretty agricultural, last I was there. Must have been infiltrated, as so many of those communities have been. There are very few places left, on the coast, that haven't gone leftard. They drive themselves out of the urban areas, and take up shop to destroy their new environs. Same old story.

Posted by: Kalneva at November 17, 2013 06:44 PM (cHYYs)

76 opps, text.

Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2013 06:44 PM (X7va6)

77 Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2013 10:37 PM (X7va6)

Wait to see if he scores anything. Then once he's built up a bit, raid his ass for the goods.

You already know he's weak on tactics as he has blurted out his strategy for everyone to see.

Plus, what's his experience with trying to rip off desperate people?

They can get quite determined when they see they're about to get starved to death.

Rats in a corner come to mind. Watch out for the rabies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 17, 2013 06:44 PM (LSDdO)

78 Sorry Oprah, I do not care for Obama because he wants to give Granny a pill and spread her wealth.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2013 06:44 PM (80R0X)

79 Spartan Survival[i/]


More like Spartan Bullet-Sponge.


That fat-fuck and his moronic tribe would have a combat survival rate of about 4 minutes in my neck of the woods. He couldn't shit himself fast enough after he realized he had about 12 laser points on his bloated carcass.

Posted by: Strife at November 17, 2013 06:44 PM (Ojgjr)

80 Idi Amin, Posted by: Misanthropic -------------------- Please...., Doctor Idi Amin Dada

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

81 Oops, fucked up again, kinda like that TFG

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:46 PM (HVff2)

82 Rats in a corner come to mind. Watch out for the rabies. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That They were eating each other in the Super Dome....

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 06:47 PM (MhA4j)

83 Wait, is that SCOAMF pic legit? Is the bong photoshopped? I don't think I've seen that pic before. And is that really a poster of Idi Amin?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 06:47 PM (ZPrif)

84 Somewhat did the fcuking cat to tonight Mr. Hammer? Posted by: Misanthropic ---------------- Did you look at the Top Ten list? Do you think posted all of that pointless crap?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

85 Uh, Oh

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

86 Never forget-- Oprah sat in Trinity United listening to Jeremiah Wright.

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2013 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

87 Oprah, you hideously ugly, fat, black, man-hating lesbian racist pig of a billionaire.



Please shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Strife at November 17, 2013 06:48 PM (Ojgjr)

88 Yo! Yep They won

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 17, 2013 06:49 PM (b0/Zr)

89 Oh low-budget AFN commercials, I miss you so much!

*sniff*

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 17, 2013 06:49 PM (kMnHs)

90 Speaking of the cat..., time to walk. bbl.., maybe

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:49 PM (aDwsi)

91 I believe 30-06 goes through lots of tile.... ... just pointing it out... Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy I now want a Winchester 1895 chambered in 30-06. I watched the video from the gun thread last Sunday, and always wanted a lever-action rifle, and now I've figured out that I want to buy one of those. Sam Elliot had one in "The Roughriders" TV movie (might have been chambered in Krag 30 caliber, though).

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 06:49 PM (v6hyJ)

92 Here I was going to say congrats. But I forgot about your cat. My 2 setters were pretty mischievous, I see my nic made the top 10 as well

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:49 PM (HVff2)

93 Yeah, that bong is photoshopped in. Pretty sure the Idi Amin poster is pshopped, too.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 06:49 PM (ZPrif)

94 "When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states." -Will Rogers

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 06:50 PM (R6JT1)

95 52 Lately, with each new Obamacare debacle story, I find myself dumbfounded by the fact that so many people don't have the foggiest idea how insurance works.

Ah-mazing.

I wonder -- can these people dress themselves in the morning without help?

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 17, 2013 10:39 PM (FDGeg)



Actual healthcare has gotten so far removed from the games being played that the gameplayers think that nonsense are trumps.



For one thing, health insurance is not healthcare, nor is it insurance -- insurance is when you have slight odds of something very bad happening and you pay a small bit regularly to mitigate that slight chance. To use an example from autos -- a plan that pays for oil changes and gasoline is prepaid maintenance, not insurance.



Second, you have a "rack rate" for medical services/supplies that nobody pays. That's not insurance, either -- it's extortion. It means you have to be in a special club to not be bankrupted to pay for aspirin.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 06:50 PM (T1005)

96

And is that really a poster of Idi Amin?


To paraphrase Evan Thomas-editor of failed magazine NewsWeak; The narrative is right even if the facts are wrong.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 17, 2013 06:50 PM (8SsiG)

97

I would question the true con credentials of anyone who ever took Oprah seriously, and I'm a RINO ... 

 

She thought she had been elected queen, to bad for her VJ ousted her almost immediately.

 

If she had any clue what most Euros, Russians, Aussies, even light skinned Indians thought of dark skinned folk, and how they are treated in those countries, maybe she wouldn't be so quick to blame 'murica first, but she has been blinded by her own hate ...

 

Flabby post apocalyptic wannabe dude wouldn't last 5 mins against someone who knew what they were doing, but it is the reality that, if there were a fall, that some humans would behave in this manner, being humans and all, that would be the only reason I would consider arming myself.  Better off just maintaining its just a fantasy of the chronically alienated.

 

Anyone remember y2k buckets?

Posted by: Joe at November 17, 2013 06:51 PM (cuNv9)

98 93 Yeah, that bong is photoshopped in. Pretty sure the Idi Amin poster is pshopped, too. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 10:49 PM (ZPrif) Yeah, they both are.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 17, 2013 06:51 PM (bCEmE)

99 95. I bet Kate Upton pays a fortune for her rack rate

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 17, 2013 06:52 PM (b0/Zr)

100 It's a funny photoshop. But still shooped.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 06:52 PM (ZPrif)

101 I went to a segregated school. Why you ask? Because I was required by law to attend. A law passed by Democrats. When I had a choice attended integrated institutions. Ms.Winfrey still brands me as a racist.

Posted by: tmitsss at November 17, 2013 06:52 PM (Pa9vP)

102 91 If you want to knock the ever living crap out of something and blow a big hole clean through it... the 30-06 is your platform.. But put it into a heavy rifle...

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 06:52 PM (MhA4j)

103 I saw that fat fucker prepper on Doomsday Preppers. If the house he plans to attack is more than a hundred yards from his vehicle he'll never reach it without having a heart attack. I'm sure this episode will get the most feedback ever. That's what make me think it may have put on. If not, he deserves preemptive action.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2013 06:52 PM (85x54)

104 "When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states."

-Will Rogers

Ha!  My father told me I did the same thing when I left Texas to go to college in Louisiana. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2013 06:53 PM (k55Fc)

105 That fat fuck should come over to my house sometime to maraud.  I can always use more sandbags.  Even ones made of meat.

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 06:53 PM (b7yum)

106 Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 10:49 PM (v6hyJ)

Maybe you would like a Winchester 45-90, or, 45-70

Posted by: Trigger Happy at November 17, 2013 06:53 PM (40ZEv)

107 Oprah  needed some spiritual  help when OWN was failing and went to her old pastor, Rev Jeremiah Wright. He gave her a refresher course on blame whitey for her billion dollar empire failing.

Posted by: Lumbergh at November 17, 2013 06:53 PM (bkAvJ)

108 Announcing to the entire world that you want to shoot people and take their stuff if society breaks down doesn't seem like great strategy to me. Also, like someone noted in that Townhall thread, he and his wife look like the first place they'll hit is Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 06:54 PM (R3gO3)

109

oprah, orca, okra ,  man, I love this place.

oprah backwards is harpo ,

 so do she have sisters named ohcuorg, ocihc, oppez, and ommug ?

 

How appropo that they are all about Marx,  just like Barko.

 

 

Posted by: seamrog at November 17, 2013 06:54 PM (zpWdw)

110 >>>105 That fat fuck should come over to my house sometime to maraud. I can always use more sandbags. Even ones made of meat. ------------- Meat sandbags distract the coyotes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2013 06:55 PM (rVGQe)

111 Oprah   farts  and  drools   in  her  sleep.  But  less  so  then  when  she  is  awake.

Posted by: Stedman Graham Cracker at November 17, 2013 06:55 PM (q4QfH)

112 Maybe you would like a Winchester 45-90, or, 45-70 Posted by: Trigger Happy Ah, the Winchester 1886, chambered to shoot Buffaloe and other big game. Those cartridges are kinda expensive, aren't they? 30-06 is still a fairly common (not cheap) round, though.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 06:55 PM (v6hyJ)

113 'Lord Humungus' looks like a post-apocalypse SCA fag.

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2013 06:55 PM (MMC8r)

114 I always hated Oprah. Takes some balls to play the victim as a fucking billionaire. Americans are so racist against black people that Oprah is only worth $2.9B which is totally racist.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 06:56 PM (ZPrif)

115 98 93 Yeah, that bong is photoshopped in. Pretty sure the Idi Amin poster is pshopped, too. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 10:49 PM (ZPrif) Yeah, they both are. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2013 10:51 PM (bCEmE) But, what's sad about it is that it is so believable. My how our country has sunken. JFK risks his life for his country & this dumb fuck wants to destroy it

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:56 PM (HVff2)

116 106 Not if you want to use it very much... They just wont hold up to those case pressures.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 06:56 PM (MhA4j)

117 Janet Jackson is apparently a billionaire now, too. Amazing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 06:57 PM (ZPrif)

118 96 And is that really a poster of Idi Amin?


To paraphrase Evan Thomas-editor of failedmagazine NewsWeak; The narrative is right even if the facts are wrong. Posted by: puddleglum

Dan Rather approves!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2013 06:57 PM (9CBig)

119 102 91
If you want to knock the ever living crap out of something and blow a big hole clean through it... the 30-06 is your platform..
But put it into a heavy rifle...

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 10:52 PM (MhA4j)


I have a Remington 742 Carbine in 30-06. Generally unpleasant to shoot, being a semi-auto 30-06 carbine...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2013 06:57 PM (80R0X)

120 If you want to knock the ever living crap out of something and blow a big hole clean through it... the 30-06 is your platform.. But put it into a heavy rifle... Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy --------------------- I am surprised that any WWII guys that were in active combat,and carried M-1's, had any hearing left.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

121 110  Coyote is a word in my tribal langauge that means "dog food"

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 06:58 PM (b7yum)

122 Huh?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 06:58 PM (HVff2)

123 Fake but accurate! I heartily approve of the principle, but the target is wrong. Ted Cruz is the greatest danger to the Republic, and then Sarah Palin's vagina.

Posted by: Dan Rather, where is he now? at November 17, 2013 06:59 PM (v6hyJ)

124 Hmmm Looks like the chiefs are choking

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 17, 2013 07:00 PM (b0/Zr)

125 Did someone mention Sarah Palin's vagina?

Posted by: Andi Sullivain at November 17, 2013 07:00 PM (Pr6hk)

126 119 Big difference between a blow back and a gas operated like an M-1...

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 07:00 PM (MhA4j)

127 Deer season starts next Saturday, my weapon of choice is a Remington 30.06 bolt action, variable scope, good for deer & that fat prepper dude

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:00 PM (HVff2)

128 127. Damn Sucks to be Bambi

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 17, 2013 07:01 PM (b0/Zr)

129 I had a bong just like the SCOAMF's but I would never have put up a poster of the cannibal, Idi Amin. On behalf of college pot smokers everywhere, I'm offended.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2013 07:02 PM (F58x4)

130

117  If each of my faps is worth a nickel she is a billionaire many times over

http://tinyurl.com/6vce4l

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:02 PM (b7yum)

131 Best ever 30 06 platform is the BAR.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 17, 2013 07:02 PM (vAjpf)

132 Bambi has to worry more about wolves than me

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:02 PM (HVff2)

133 Oprah is the richest black woman in the history of the world, I believe. She's the 5th richest black person on the planet today. And the richest black woman. There's only 1426 billionaires on the planet. So, yeah, we're so racist. Sorry, Oprah, of the 7 Billion people on the fucking planet, it looks like about 1,000 of them might be richer and more powerful than you. I'm so America has been so racist and horrible to you. Our bad.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 07:02 PM (ZPrif)

134 126 119 Big difference between a blow back and a gas operated like an M-1...

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 11:00 PM (MhA4j)


and 18-1/2" barrel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 17, 2013 07:02 PM (80R0X)

135 127...plus it skins them by hydraulic action with a shoulder shot

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 07:03 PM (MhA4j)

136 sorry, not so

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 07:03 PM (ZPrif)

137 Richard Cohen has clearly never actually met or talked to a conservative. Didn't Iowahawk do a series something to the effect of conservatives in the mist?

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 17, 2013 07:04 PM (BLAfs)

138 Deer season starts next Saturday, my weapon of choice is a Remington 30.06 bolt action, variable scope, good for deer & that fat prepper dude Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian Where do you hunt? In Ohio you can only hunt with deer slugs in a full choke shotgun. Because the woods are full of crazy guys with orange vests, and a 30 caliber rifle round would probably end up killing somebody, if everybody was allowed to carry them. It's fun, yet dangerous, to be out in the woods at the beginning of gun season here. Kind of like a free-fire zone.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:04 PM (v6hyJ)

139 The perspective on the poster is wrong, the typeface is Arial, the bong has no hands ...

Posted by: Joe at November 17, 2013 07:04 PM (cuNv9)

140 I'm convinced that Oprah is outrage trolling at this point since her talk show is gone and her network is sucking hind tit

She's got all the money she'll ever need, but status anxiety is a big deal among the super rich

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2013 07:05 PM (aTXUx)

141 134 and the weight...An M-1 doesn't weigh 75 pounds but when you've carried it for six hours you'll swear it does.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 07:06 PM (MhA4j)

142 Why oh why did I even click on that Matt Yglesias link? The man is a museum grade idiot, I know, but sometimes I just wonder at his insanity, and sometimes it's amusing. Not this time. This time he's busy spreading the FUCKING LIE that insurance companies can cancel you after you get sick. Choom boy spread the same lie over and over and over and over when he was ramming Obamacide down our throat and IT DROVE ME BATSHIT INSANE. IT'S BEEN ILLEGAL FOR INSURANCE COMPANIES TO DO THAT FOR DECADES NOW. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN. IT CAN'T HAPPEN. GAH! Sorry, this is a very personal hot button issue for me. It's like saying "We need to pass a law that makes it illegal for cars to run stop signs to keep our streets safe." In fact, it's exactly like that.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2013 07:06 PM (N/cFh)

143 Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 11:04 PM (v6hyJ) Very northern part of Wisconsin, about 25 miles south of Lake Superior, big snow country and land of few deer.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:06 PM (HVff2)

144 Whenever someone brings up the gay marine waitress note, I asked a simple question that elicits no response: Assuming this is true, how did the family know she was gay? The premise is that they were offended. Either she made a point of telling them or they knew in advance and didn't ask for a different waitress. Either way, it changes the entire story...unless, of course, it's made up.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 17, 2013 07:06 PM (1hekh)

145 Oprah's just mad because even with enough money to afford an army of personal trainers and chefs cooking healthy meals for her, she still can't manage to keep the fat off her ass.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:06 PM (R3gO3)

146 Cris Collinsworth sure does love the Chiefs. They are 14 points down at the end of the 3Q and he's talking about how well the KC D is keeping up with the Broncos offense.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 17, 2013 07:06 PM (GLTPR)

147 Photoshop. It was actually my dick in his mouth.

Posted by: Obama's Pakistani Roomate at November 17, 2013 07:07 PM (40ZEv)

148 Tyler Smith will die on his knees begging for his life. Not everyone are sheep.

Posted by: Earl Turner at November 17, 2013 07:07 PM (VrVBw)

149 For crissakes, DAve. Please copy/paste what you're referring to and quit referencing post numbers. Use quotes, italics, or ace's ">>" prefix to denote others' words. It's not too much to ask.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 07:07 PM (R6JT1)

150 She's got all the money she'll ever need, but status anxiety is a big deal among the super rich Posted by: kbdabear I think she is trying to intimidate all her familiars with being totally obsequious to her attitude. And alienating a lot of other people. She better watch out for that Fat Guy, that will kill her for a 30 grand purse if the SHTF.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:08 PM (v6hyJ)

151 and the weight...An M-1 doesn't weigh 75 pounds but when you've carried it for six hours you'll swear it does. Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy ------------------- ..or when your Platoon Sergeant has you holding it at arms-length until you are crying. A friend told me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:09 PM (aDwsi)

152 Woo hoo. Got the keys to the gun range today. happy dance[/] Finally, nice and quiet shooting without time limits and 18 year old RSO's.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 07:09 PM (LpbKr)

153 Shit

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 07:09 PM (LpbKr)

154 149, he night be using iPad.its difficult to copy & paste.

Posted by: Carol at November 17, 2013 07:10 PM (z4WKX)

155 153 good recovery...fast

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 07:10 PM (MhA4j)

156

149  Wow.  All the years I've been here and you've been the first person who actually had the bravery to tell me what I've always needed to hear I guess

Hahahahaha psych

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:10 PM (b7yum)

157 Does a Duck Dynasty family member play for the KC Chiefs?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 17, 2013 07:10 PM (bCEmE)

158 You are so right Carol

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:10 PM (HVff2)

159 *sniffs....., detects slight barrel aroma*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:11 PM (aDwsi)

160 Fat marauder guy is likely only going to be going after preppers with a French fry stockpile b

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 17, 2013 07:11 PM (BLAfs)

161 156 Ace said no copying other peoples work after 9pm...

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 07:11 PM (MhA4j)

162 Deer season started here Saturday. Marlin 336 in .35 Remington is my favorite for these woods. Brother in law used a 98k in 8mm and his friend a real curiousity, a Winchester 71 in .348 Win. 2 deer in the freezer, going out again tomorrow.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 17, 2013 07:11 PM (l3vZN)

163 Billions of dollars later and Oprah is still uglier than a mud post made of wet shit - and only half as intelligent.



Go fuck your self, Aunt Jemima.


Because nobody else will.

Posted by: Strife at November 17, 2013 07:12 PM (Ojgjr)

164 155 153 good recovery...fast Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 17, 2013 11:10 PM (MhA4j) I'm surprised I caught it that quick.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 07:12 PM (LpbKr)

165

Very northern part of Wisconsin, about 25 miles south of Lake Superior, big snow country and land of few deer. Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 11:06 PM (HVff2)

 

 And they're all over the place in Milwaukee County. My sister sees them in her yard every morning. If it were allowed, she could get a year's supply of venison without ever leaving her back porch.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:12 PM (R3gO3)

166 Posted by: Strife at November 17, 2013 11:12 PM (Ojgjr) Not true Eric Holder would hit it fast & furiously

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:13 PM (HVff2)

167 Very northern part of Wisconsin, about 25 miles south of Lake Superior, big snow country and land of few deer. Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian Ohio is thick with deer. If we didn't have hunting every year, they would eat the place bare in a couple of years. I see them at work, and our plant is in an office park in a thickly populated suburb of Columbus. If I put a salt lick outside of the factory in the grass, I would seem them everyday like clockwork.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:13 PM (v6hyJ)

168 Story is Broncos D, yeah Chefs can't score, but in spite of a few gashes, they've been winning the weakness v weakness battle ...

Posted by: Orange Crush at November 17, 2013 07:13 PM (cuNv9)

169 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 17, 2013 11:11 PM (l3vZN) :-(

Posted by: Bambi at November 17, 2013 07:13 PM (LpbKr)

170 I'm surprised I caught it that quick. Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 11:12 PM (LpbKr) If your 'Posted by:....' line isn't italicize, it won't carry over.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 17, 2013 07:13 PM (bCEmE)

171 If it were allowed,she could get a year's supply of venisonwithout ever leaving her back porch. ------------------ Same way here with turkey..., and black bear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)

172

I saw the episode with that guy last week and laughed- I think they ran it as a warning. And as others have said- crosshairs, and he's not on my coast anyhow.

 "Fiber Festival, afternoon delight, and a seven-page paper for yoga class"

 

Wasn't that the actual mid-day lineup for Lilith Faire '09?

 

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 17, 2013 07:14 PM (X3xYu)

173 Our front yard is covered with deer prints tonight and I almost hit an elk on the highway a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at November 17, 2013 07:15 PM (BLAfs)

174 I live in western Wi, deer are fairly thick. Northern Wi is a dfferent story. It's mostly forested no farming. Black bears & wolves out number deer

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:15 PM (HVff2)

175 And they're all over the place in Milwaukee County. My sister sees them in her yard every morning. If it were allowed,she could get a year's supply of venisonwithout ever leaving her back porch. Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 11:12 PM (R3gO3) That was my house in Connecticut. Lots of them....daily. And they were brazen as all hell.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 17, 2013 07:16 PM (bCEmE)

176 I bagged a 10 point buck Christmas 2010 with my 9-5...


Saab 9-5

Posted by: phreshone at November 17, 2013 07:17 PM (Pr6hk)

177 I was doing a final grass cut, and there was deer shit 8 feet from my back wall. Some fucking guard dog I've got. Time to break out the pellet rifle again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 17, 2013 07:17 PM (eQJwb)

178

162 I greatly admire people who can and do kill and butcher their own meat.

I just take the coward's way out and have other people do it for me.  But at least I don't look down in any way on those who can and do.  Fuck I think it's awesome.

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:17 PM (b7yum)

179 Elk were reintroduced 20 some years ago up there. Saw 5 of them 3 weeks ago. Sure don't want to hit one with your car, deer are bad, those would be worse.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:17 PM (HVff2)

180 I'm a retarded monkey on an ipad at the moment, so I know that tapping the screen isn't too much of a chore between tabs of sweet sweet bonobo porn.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 07:18 PM (R6JT1)

181

164 Watch out RWC's a SERIAL OFFENDER.

Blog police 911!!!

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:18 PM (b7yum)

182 I don't hate you because you is blackÂ…. I hate you because you so damn fat - you bitch.

Posted by: Oprah's Chair at November 17, 2013 07:18 PM (UJ91I)

183 Some fucking guard dog I've got. Time to break out the pellet rifle again. If you shoot your guard dog, he'll never work well for you.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2013 07:18 PM (FcR7P)

184

I find it funny that members of a small minority group bitch and moan about not being accepted by the majority, until they are successful and usually rich, THEN call the majority racists, homophobes, or vermin.

 

Gotta love the media spinning bullshit into gold.

 

 Rumplestilskin ?

Posted by: seamrog at November 17, 2013 07:18 PM (zpWdw)

185 Years ago my wife and I fed the deer from our hands in the nearby Metropark. We bought cheap apples from the supermarket and cut them up. The scary part was when we ran out, because the deer would come after us. One nearly knocked down my wife (she's kinda little) trying to stick it's muzzle into her coat pocket. (it was winter and cold).

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:18 PM (v6hyJ)

186 "My initial reaction to the Choom Boy Bong photo was that it had to be a photo-shop."

Mine too, and it continues to be that reaction.

"The Idi Amin poster on the wall was almost too perfect. But, still, I would not be surprised at all if it was legit."

I'd be surprised. I have seen leftists put up the damndest historical figures as poster art icons on their walls, but never, and I mean never, have I seen Amin thus represented. Perhaps because he was a psychotic egocentric who always talked about himself instead of mouthing the customary platitudes which the left like to hear.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (gqT4g)

187 The scary part was when we ran out, because the deer would come after us. One nearly knocked down my wife (she's kinda little) trying to stick it's muzzle into her coat pocket. (it was winter and cold). Posted by: Severe ----------- Feeding wild animals is generally a bad idea, but I'm sure you know that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (aDwsi)

188 Maybe Oprahs the big fat racist, did she ever think of that! Hi ont!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (vgd4f)

189 Still no Vendette. Emailed her, too. She's gonna have some 'splainin to do.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (N/cFh)

190 I just tune in and get to that picture 'brought to you by Idi Amin' and can only say to myself, "fuckfuckfuckfuck!" Who the fuck would elect that guy?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (FcR7P)

191 171 Same here with little kids

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (b7yum)

192 >>>If you shoot your guard dog, he'll never work well for you. Well played.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 17, 2013 07:20 PM (eQJwb)

193

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 11:13 PM (aDwsi)

 

There are lots of turkeys around here too and it's the first year I've ever seen so many in the city. I was walking in a city park a few weeks ago and I saw a fox nail a goose. Since I hate the obnoxious crap machines, I was glad to see the fox provide himself with a nice dinner - but you really don't want foxes roaming around either.

 

It's starting to look like Wild Kingdom around here.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:21 PM (R3gO3)

194 Feeding wild animals is generally a bad idea, but I'm sure you know that. Posted by: Mike Hammer Well, they were only a little wild.....

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:21 PM (v6hyJ)

195 >>>The scary part was when we ran out, because the deer would come after us. One nearly knocked down my wife (she's kinda little) trying to stick it's muzzle into her coat pocket. (it was winter and cold). ------------ That wasn't a muzzle.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 17, 2013 07:21 PM (rVGQe)

196 The nice thing about where I hunt is our cabin, them guys I hunt with. A River flowing 50 yards from my blind, no phones, pcs, just a lot of quiet. Will be there Thursday-Tuesday. Oh & fatso doomsday boy, don't even think about it, my wife shoots a mean 12 gauge

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:22 PM (HVff2)

197 190 Oh, pretty much the same folk that brought Robert Mugabe into power.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:22 PM (aDwsi)

198 Watch out for the bear meat!  I read the trichonosis/pork post last week.  Very rare (SWIDT), but bear is a way to get it.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 17, 2013 07:25 PM (V70Uh)

199 As I said, photoshop. Not only was it actually my dick in his mouth, but also a Little Richard poster on the wall. Tuttii Frutti was Barry's fave tune.

Posted by: Obama's Pakistani Roomate at November 17, 2013 07:25 PM (40ZEv)

200 When daughter the elder went to Monterey to go to DLI, the Presidio there is overrun with deer. They just stroll along the streets, stand and stare at everyone that walks by. And that is in the middle of the city (Seaside)

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 17, 2013 07:26 PM (RLdcX)

201 Look under your seats. That's right, everyone gets a train ticket to the camps!!!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at November 17, 2013 07:26 PM (i9vov)

202 200 That's what Frisco is known for.  Deers and queers.  Both horny and ready to rut

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:27 PM (b7yum)

203 I need to hunt the animal which supplies spam Only god knows what animal that is

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 17, 2013 07:27 PM (u0HjB)

204 I guess like Thor's hammer, the relevance just snaps back to one's grasp once a troll is squashed.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 07:27 PM (R6JT1)

205 LOL, I learned 40 years ago that deer run into the Yosemite to escape hunters in the National Forest land around it.

They wouldn't frolic in your backyard if it was legal for you to shoot them.


Posted by: Jimbo at November 17, 2013 07:29 PM (V70Uh)

206 Look under your seats. That's right, everyone gets a train ticket to the camps!!! Posted by: Oprah Winfrey And all the dumb white chicks in the audience will clap their hands like trained seals in approval! A free vacation trip!!

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:30 PM (v6hyJ)

207 Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 17, 2013 11:27 PM (u0HjB My buddy's littlest daughter was eating vienna sausages straigh out of the can this morning. She loves them for some reason. I couldn't watch it. I seriously almost got sick.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 07:30 PM (LpbKr)

208 Smith, 29, runs a  Buckley, WA-based group that calls themselves "Spartan Survival." In the event of a disaster, Smith and his merry band intend to attack other citizens and take what they need to survive by brute force.

That may work in Washington state, but I'm guessing that wouldn't work in Texas.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at November 17, 2013 07:31 PM (tpfUY)

209 Hahahahaha ha, refs digging deep to give Denver penalties now that the games out of reach. Sheesh refs at least make an effort you bastards!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 17, 2013 07:31 PM (vgd4f)

210 Bear meat is delicious. Venison is good & spam is not kosher. Good nite horde, be well.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 17, 2013 07:31 PM (HVff2)

211

Did you know that there's actually a Facebook page for people who see trolls everywhere?

http://tinyurl.com/nx9dzv6

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:32 PM (b7yum)

212

Wizard  OZ is 70 years old.

Today, if Dorothy were to encouner men with no brains, no hearts, no balls, she wouldn't be in OZ . . . .

 

She would be in Congress. 

Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2013 07:32 PM (X7va6)

213 My parents say they see deer occasionally in Annandale, Va.  Given how much development there's been around here (they are actually Inside the Beltway) I'm shocked, but this morning I saw a fox running around, so who knows.  I don't disbelieve my parents, but it's odd.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2013 07:32 PM (9CBig)

214 204 I guess like Thor's hammer, the relevance just snaps back to one's grasp once a troll is squashed A friend of mine that spent a few years in Sweden claimed that Thor's hammer was his penis.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 17, 2013 07:33 PM (U82Km)

215 At the duck pond in the city park where I used to like to walk, there are big signs posted asking people not to feed the ducks and geese. And what I inevitably see are idiots who ignore the signs and stand there and feed the geese (who outmuscle the ducks) stale bread. There is so much goose crap on the sidewalks that you have to practically hopscotch down the path if you don't want the treads in your shoes filled with green poop (which is why I don't walk there anymore) and people are still feeding the dumb things. They've grown so used to being fed that they've become aggressive about going right up to walkers and honking for food. If they were human, they'd vote Democrat. I've grown to hate geese. They should all die.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:34 PM (R3gO3)

216

They used to give Vienna Sausages to combat pilots to eat on missions in WW2.

Is it maybe grampa saying hello from beyond???

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:34 PM (b7yum)

217 We have deer out back. The fuckers carry deer ticks, which carry Lyme's disease, which lovely husband has contracted for a second time this year. I wish I could shoot them.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 07:35 PM (N/cFh)

218 They wouldn't frolic in your backyard if it was legal for you to shoot them. Posted by: Jimbo 20 -some years ago, a friend of mine lived in an apartment complex at the edge of Colorado Springs, near the Arapahoe Natiional Forest. The lady that lived below him used to put out a big bowl of grain, and the mule deer would come right down out of the woods to eat. He walked out on his balcony one night and looked down, and there were a dozen mule deer down there. The really dumb part of this is that there are also cougars up there, and they just might come down to follow their meet supply. A few years later when he bought a house in the same neighborhood, a cougar came down into their housing development at night and killed a dog. It raised a hellacious amount of noise too, the dog barking and the cougar screaming. Scared the crap out of everyone.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 17, 2013 07:35 PM (v6hyJ)

219 I quit Oprah years ago when she started her own religion. So it was because of my religious intolerance, not my racism.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 17, 2013 07:35 PM (DoZD+)

220 <<They've grown so used to being fed that they've become aggressive about going right up to walkers and honking for food.>>'

Yeah, sounds like my sweet kitteh, though she doesn't honk, she just meowhines.  It's a different kind of aggression but it works.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2013 07:36 PM (9CBig)

221 I made my plea for the little good it does me.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 07:37 PM (R6JT1)

222 Anybody ever have boar meat? I saw frozen boar burgers at the grocery store the other day. I like buffalo and ostrich burgers.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:38 PM (R3gO3)

223 Buckley is weird, man. I'm from Pierce County, family's still there. I'm sure my family's guns are up to the task.

Posted by: .87c at November 17, 2013 07:39 PM (qZPXs)

224 Okra is a stone-racist. And has been for YEARS. Why else would she attend the black version of the Klan -- Jeremiah Wright's "church"?

Can't stand the bitch. Two-faced twat, raking in hundreds of millions of dollars from the white folks, all the while hiding her hatred behind that fake smile and just ooooozing concern. Gives me the fantods.

Posted by: Beverly at November 17, 2013 07:39 PM (QRgq1)

225 222 Anybody ever have boar meat? I saw frozen boar burgers at the grocery store the other day. I like buffalo and ostrich burgers. Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 11:38 PM (R3gO3) Landlord in Germany went boar hunting every winter and gave us a roast. It tastes pretty good, but is a bit on the stringy side and almost no fat

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 17, 2013 07:40 PM (RLdcX)

226 Anyone here still watching Walking Dead? We set our standard on it pretty low, vowing to quit when they gave us a zombie baby but it's been so bleak and pointless with the survivors being continually stupid about survival that we seem to be done. Have missed it the past couple weeks and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 17, 2013 07:40 PM (DoZD+)

227 SFGoth: kittehs and puppehs are mooches, but at least they're cute and cuddly. Ain't nothing cute about 5 or 6 geese coming at you thinking you're gonna throw them some leftover Pepperidge Farm.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:41 PM (R3gO3)

228 Me, watching a commercial:"how come Santa never brings me a nice red Mercedes?" Dave:"Because you're nice, not naughty." Not fair. I'm pretty naughty.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 07:41 PM (N/cFh)

229 227 If I thought you were gonna throw me some leftover Pepperidge Farm I'd come at you too.  Waddling like a muthafcuka

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:42 PM (b7yum)

230 I wish deer ate kudzu and groundhogs, not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2013 07:43 PM (dfYL9)

231 Goodnight, Morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:43 PM (R3gO3)

232 You know why cats are cute? So you don't kill them.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 17, 2013 07:43 PM (DoZD+)

233 oprah is an affirmative action billionaire. every category has an affirmative action hole you hae to check. president - done billionaire - done. Did you ever see her staff? Bunch a whitey parasites hanging off of owonderful and her brilliance. seriously, obama, oprah, what is it about people who have a name starting with o that makes the so miserable? how come they all want to name things after themselves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 07:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

234 katya - Come for the zombie slaughter, stay for...., well, the zombie slaughter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

235

Isn't Boar just furry feral pig?

 

Nice TD, refs ...

Posted by: Orange Crush at November 17, 2013 07:44 PM (cuNv9)

236 Broncos should be used to playing against the refs by now.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 17, 2013 07:45 PM (GLTPR)

237 Goose is tasty. Tennis racket, head, topspin.

Posted by: Urban Goose Harvestor at November 17, 2013 07:45 PM (40ZEv)

238 Never saw a defensive player penalized for a false start before. But the refs managed to do it against Denver. Good job.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 17, 2013 07:45 PM (GLTPR)

239 Oprah's rhetoric is inciting violence against whites.

I wonder if we'll hear of a black thug telling his white victim, "this is for Oprah" instead of the now-familiar "this is for Trayvon".

I've disliked Oprah since the early '90s because she preached New-Ageisms while pretending to be Christian (plus her anti-beef crusade), but I never thought she was this kind of dangerous.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 17, 2013 07:46 PM (KL49F)

240 Hmmm. Contemplating whether I should be concerned about whack-a-doos threats since Buckley is about 45 minutes from me. But, there are an awful lot of armed people between me and there. I suspect the Spartans will be taken care of before they manage to get 10 miles away from Buckley.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 17, 2013 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

241 Anyone here still watching Walking Dead Yep. I have a feeling that the odd numbered seasons will be remembered as the best, with filler for the rest.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 07:46 PM (R6JT1)

242 Boar meat isn't too exciting. Tough crowd.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 07:47 PM (LpbKr)

243 I've been onto Oprah since day one. No Maam!

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 17, 2013 07:47 PM (40ZEv)

244 thor's hammer. what a stupid idea for a superhero / super weapon. at least batman has a full utility belt . what is this tool gonna do with his stupid hammer, not even a claw to pull out his mistakes with. what is his sidekick, the wrench? studfinder? spike holder? adhesive? plumb line? chalk line? tack? vice grip? caulking gun? trowel? wheel barrow?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 07:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

245

The Oprafication of our Obamanation ... and this is our reward ...

 

Those that thought their vote would absolve their sin, well, they have revealed their true colors, there is no other means to achieve their ends but for y'all to die off ...

Posted by: Orange Crush at November 17, 2013 07:48 PM (cuNv9)

246 Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 17, 2013 11:46 PM (RZ8pf) Based on the pictures in the article, I'd only worry about Smith if there were at least three Burger Kings between you and Buckley.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 17, 2013 07:49 PM (GLTPR)

247 244 thor's hammer. what a stupid idea for a superhero / super weapon. at least batman has a full utility belt . what is this tool gonna do with his stupid hammer, not even a claw to pull out his mistakes with. what is his sidekick, the wrench? studfinder? spike holder? adhesive? plumb line? chalk line? tack? vice grip? caulking gun? trowel? wheel barrow? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 11:48 PM (Z9EHQ) Duct tape

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 17, 2013 07:49 PM (RLdcX)

248 I am not in either top 10 list. I can pretend I have a life. Thank you, variable IP!

Posted by: mindful webworker - sockpuppet to the stars at November 17, 2013 07:49 PM (RNijH)

249 Netanyahu is pissed....from Times of Israel: ‘Geneva talks a facade, US-Iran worked secretly on deal for past year’ The Geneva negotiations between the so-called P5+1 powers and Iran are a mere “facade,” because the terms of a deal on Iran’s nuclear program have been negotiated in talks between a top adviser to President Barack Obama and a leading Iranian nuclear official that have continued in secret for more than a year, Israeli television reported Sunday. Despite ostensible full coordination between the US and Israel over strategies for thwarting Iran’s nuclear weapons drive, the administration did not keep Israel fully informed on those talks, Channel 10 news reported, but Jerusalem nonetheless has a pretty clear picture of what has been going on in the secret channel. The report, which relied on unnamed senior Israeli officials, said the US team to the secret talks was led by Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett. Her primary interlocutor, the report said, was the head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran, Ali Akbar Salehi. The talks have been taking place in various Gulf states. http://tinyurl.com/k9vlsup And Jarrett gets the authority to negotiate from?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 17, 2013 07:50 PM (bCEmE)

250 244 thor's hammer. what a stupid idea for a superhero / super weapon. at least batman has a full utility belt . what is this tool gonna do with his stupid hammer, not even a claw to pull out his mistakes with. what is his sidekick, the wrench? studfinder? spike holder? adhesive? plumb line? chalk line? tack? vice grip? caulking gun? trowel? wheel barrow? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 11:48 PM (Z9EHQ) --- Decaf is your friend.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 07:50 PM (N/cFh)

251 Who is paying the refs or did they all make bets on the game..........never mind

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 17, 2013 07:50 PM (ImQSs)

252 202 200 That's what Frisco is known for. Deers and queers. Both horny and ready to rut

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 11:27 PM (b7yum)



"Holy dogshit! Frisco, only deers and queers come from Frisco, private Tie-dye! And you don't much look like you got antlers to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 07:50 PM (T1005)

253 Just wondering what African nation is the most successful ?

Posted by: rand mc nally at November 17, 2013 07:50 PM (zpWdw)

254 Thank you, variable IP! Posted by: mindful webworker -------------- I could use some help with that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

255

Oh, and the reason I asked if Buckley was moonbat territory is that this fat idiot might actually do well for a while at least if he preys on the liberal gun control bunch. If he was in, say, Midland Texas, his plans for plunder and looting would come to an end pretty quickly.

 

Really, g'night, now.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 17, 2013 07:51 PM (R3gO3)

256 Ok. Nightly night, Horde.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 17, 2013 07:52 PM (N/cFh)

257 'Night D & G

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:53 PM (aDwsi)

258

wow y'all

twitter be blowing up

seems that Val Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran for over a year

trying to lift sanctions

times of Israel has the story

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 07:53 PM (J/npG)

259 wow y'all twitter be blowing up seems that Val Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran for over a year trying to lift sanctions times of Israel has the story Posted by: rain of lead sooner or later something is gonna get this guy impeached.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 07:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

260 Did you read this about Netanyahu? Loved it:

http://tinyurl.com/luytnq2

I don't believe for one minute that Israel was inspired by the French Revolution, but I lol'd at Bibi's buttering up of Hollande (Israel wasn't inspired by some whippersnapper like France; afterall, Israel is thousands of years old).

I can't believe what I'm seeing: France, UAE, Egypt, and Saudi-freaking-Arabia siding with Israel against Iran and the USA. Even Wonderland was not this wondrous.


Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 17, 2013 07:54 PM (KL49F)

261 gaming thread comments getting less and less

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2013 07:55 PM (vJdyz)

262 253  Whichever one has the greatest percentage of its population in the United States

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:56 PM (b7yum)

263 " Val Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran" This means that when things finally cause the big porcelain throne to back up all over everything, we can blame her.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 17, 2013 07:56 PM (FlRtG)

264 253 I hear those Nigerian Princes are doing real well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

265 Actually you dum crackers that picture is of Oprah during an interview with the burger photoshopped OUT

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:57 PM (b7yum)

266 263

" Val Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran"


This means that when things finally cause the big porcelain throne to back up all over everything, we can blame her.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 17, 2013 11:56 PM (FlRtG)



Yep.

Posted by: Barack Obama the Blameless at November 17, 2013 07:57 PM (40ZEv)

267 Oprah's daddy issues are way more severe than Obama's daddy issues.

Both want to see the United States of America burn.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2013 07:57 PM (TKFmG)

268 is it valerie jarrett is negotiatng on behalf of America with the iranians or is she negotiating on behalf of iran with obama?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 07:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

269 valerie jarrett is not taking the fall for obama or anyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 07:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

270 Shouldn't gaming interest pickup after the holidays? (i'm gonna stab mom and dad if another Nerf football is under the tree)

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 07:59 PM (R6JT1)

271 That Val Jar news is a week and a half old, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

272

262 DAve

Welfare ain't success.

Posted by: rand mc nally at November 17, 2013 07:59 PM (zpWdw)

273 sooner or later something is gonna get this guy impeached. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 11:54 PM (Z9EHQ) Nope.,,will not happen.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 07:59 PM (LpbKr)

274

Valerie Jarret should be cannonized.

Preferably far out into the Atlantic

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 07:59 PM (b7yum)

275

The report, which relied on unnamed senior Israeli officials, said the US team to the secret talks was led by Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett. Her primary interlocutor, the report said, was the head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran, Ali Akbar Salehi. The talks have been taking place in various Gulf states.

 

BOHICA.  The gov is out.of.control.  This must not stand. 

 

*redacted for banning reasons*

Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2013 08:00 PM (X7va6)

276 272 I was thinking that as I wrote it

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 08:00 PM (b7yum)

277 so obama was not able to keep any secrets from the israelis? Does he ever wonder why Netanyzhu gave him a bust of his pal yasser?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

278 Shouldn't gaming interest pickup after the holidays?
(i'm gonna stab mom and dad if another Nerf football is under the tree)

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 11:59 PM (R6JT1)


hope so, hell I'm glad I don't have to do another console launch thread as the PS4 and Xbox One thread took me 6 hours each to write

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2013 08:01 PM (vJdyz)

279

#261

the dude

the gaming thread is the one my girl and I look forward to the most on sunday

I think there is a lull, while there are new consoles, there just are not very many games that grab attention

I really like Bethesda games but holy shit 2-3-4 years between games

new console... meh, don't have the $ what new games you got...crickets

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 08:01 PM (J/npG)

280 Oop. Witching hour. I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 17, 2013 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

281 I know MANY MANY people to whom wefare is the very acme of success

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 08:02 PM (b7yum)

282
I had no idea Valerie Jarrett was negotiating with Iran.  I'm very depressed knowing as the Secretary of State I should have been heavily involved in this negotiation.  I've just been fucked up the ass by this administration, and I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. 

Posted by: John F'n Carry, Sec of State at November 17, 2013 08:02 PM (pJF+c)

283 "I've disliked Oprah since the early '90s because she preached New-Ageisms while pretending to be Christian (plus her anti-beef crusade), but I never thought she was this kind of dangerous."

Disliked immediately. Have never varied from that opinion, not in the smallest degree.

None of what followed with her, the moonbat Deepak Chopra nonsense and the cynical James Frey fraud and the tawdry embrace of Chicago Jesus, not a single bit of it was any surprise at all.

As for "dangerous", hell, I'm not afraid of one obese race-hustling dingbat.

That there exists a country with enough dumb-to-the-bone people to give that dingbat a television pulpit and make her a billionaire? And that I'm in that country with them? THAT scares the living shit out of me. Dingbat Nation.

Oh, my favorite Moo-prah anecdote? When she had an actual hard science guest on to talk about astronomy and cosmology, and she asked, "Why should we trust what scientists say, when so many of them don't believe in God?"

Facepalm. When I think about tens of millions of Moo-prah viewers nodding their heads in unison? I want to put a shotgun to my face instead of my palm.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 17, 2013 08:03 PM (gqT4g)

284 Mike Hammer, the zombie slaughter has been awesome but after 3 seasons, the continuous stupid of the survivors, who do not deserve to survive due to their stupidity, makes the zombie slaughter gross and boring. I want John Wayne Rick back. But looks like we have another season of emo Lori Rick. Rick should die and leave Darryl and Carl in charge. Even Glen is turning into a girl.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 17, 2013 08:03 PM (DoZD+)

285 According to Channel 10, the secret channel marginalized Kerry, and was overseen by the president. The idea had been for Kerry merely to fly to Geneva, as he did last Friday, to sign a deal in which he had been a bit player. In the event, factors such as the French stance, and IsraelÂ’s very public objections, derailed this plan, and the talks broke up last Saturday without an agreement.

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 08:03 PM (J/npG)

286 oprah, obama, chicago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 08:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

287 Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2013 11:50 PM (bCEmE)

Wow. Not that it happened, but that Obama thought Israel wouldn't find out. They're ISRAEL. They have the Mossad, for God's sake. I think it'd be damn near impossible to keep them from discovering this. Duh.

Michelle's Mirror commenters always call Jarrett "the Iranian rat/weasel", so true.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 17, 2013 08:04 PM (KL49F)

288 oh how I hope I can find a Ducky keyboard on sale during the sales. Fuck this cheap ass Dynex keyboard

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2013 08:04 PM (vJdyz)

289 You know who hates interracial couples? The Black Panthers. But no one in the media is talking about that.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 17, 2013 08:04 PM (DoZD+)

290 269 valerie jarrett is not taking the fall for obama or anyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2013 11:58 PM (Z9EHQ)


Obama takes the fall for HER. She's been the real power all along.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 17, 2013 08:05 PM (KL49F)

291 So, a rich elitist Progressive [expletive deleted] calls for mass murder and genocide in the name of justice and stopping the exploitation and oppression of [insert group de jour here] by the eeevil oppressors? Is anyone shocked by this anymore? All she is missing for her "kill the racists" rant is a t-shirt with the picture of that rabid racist Che Guevara to wearÂ…

Posted by: The Anti-Genocidal Hat at November 17, 2013 08:06 PM (Vk2pI)

292 Oprah is a great big fat person isn't she?

Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2013 08:06 PM (fsLdt)

293 If you like Walking Dead then ... I suggest not reading too much about the politics of the creator, Robert Kirkman. That said, he appears to have toned down his public left-wing politics as he's been raking in the Walking Dead cash. It appears the man likes money.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 08:07 PM (ZPrif)

294 Posted by: rain of lead at November 18, 2013 12:03 AM (J/npG)

France. France has been the hero in this. What universe am I in?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 17, 2013 08:08 PM (KL49F)

295 Oprah needs something to do. With her show over and the network flailing, she's got way too much time on her hands and nothing to lose. She doesn't need anymore money, and it's a good thing, too, because her brand is damaged beyond recovery. She has basically insulted a very large number of her fans. Yeah, all those white house wives and soccer moms are so racist that they lionized her. Yeah, real racists. Oprah just sucks now.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 17, 2013 08:09 PM (2/oBD)

296 "twitter be blowing up / seems that Val Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran for over a year / trying to lift sanctions"

This is news? I thought it was general knowledge by this time that Jarrett is an Iranian agent of influence.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 17, 2013 08:09 PM (gqT4g)

297 Flatbush, it seems the normal in the movie industry is far left liberalism. To discover otherwise is always a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 17, 2013 08:09 PM (DoZD+)

298 Look under your seats. That's right, everyone gets a train ticket to the camps!!!

Top bunk!

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2013 08:10 PM (CMlD4)

299 So ... the traitor Valerie Jarrett keeps doing traitorous things on behalf of her traitor boss Obama?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 08:11 PM (ZPrif)

300 Sweet! Broncos pulled it off.......on to NE

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 17, 2013 08:11 PM (LJaTq)

301 Wasn't it Valjar Blinks who talked Choom Boy out of bombing Syria?

Word has it that the Saudis were so pissed about it that they came close to announcing that they'd start selling oil in denominations other than the dollar. The end of the petrodollar would be like nuking the Fed

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2013 08:11 PM (aTXUx)

302

torquewrench

well, yeah... among us on the right that ...ya know...read stuff

but it's starting to get mainstream play that's whats big

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 08:12 PM (J/npG)

303 I looked under my seat but the gal in the skirt behind me just crossed her feet.

Posted by: technocrat blindspot at November 17, 2013 08:13 PM (R6JT1)

304 Valjar Blinks. Hadn't heard that one before. Vaginal Arnold. Benedict Jarrett. Vagisil Arnold Vagisil Jarrett. Dirty Vag Jarrett. Obama's Dirty Vag.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 08:14 PM (ZPrif)

305

: Aslan's Girl

What universe am I in?

 

we are through the looking glass and have been for some time

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 08:15 PM (J/npG)

306 I was so impressed with Oprah today that I sent a $1000.00 check help her cause to bring Bush to justice.

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at November 17, 2013 08:17 PM (EUKai)

307 So, a rich elitist Progressive [ expletive deleted ] calls for mass murder and genocide in the name of justice and stopping the exploitation and oppression of [insert group de jour here] by the eeevil oppressors? Posted by: The Anti-Genocidal Hat Technically she didn't. She said she's waiting for some unknown group of racists to wear out their mortal coils because, Barack forbid, they disagree with her politics. And B'racky, he sad. Yeah, it's not like we need more evidence that maudlin, self-worshiping TV is destructive, but she's a supreme example.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 17, 2013 08:17 PM (rSTkb)

308

torquewrench

 I thought it was general knowledge by this time that Jarrett is an Iranian agent of influence.

I bet you could take 100,000...no....200,000 average Americans and ask them who Valerie Jarrett  is and they would not have a fucking clue

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 08:18 PM (J/npG)

309 When all you have is Thor's hammer, everything looks like a skull.

Posted by: mindful webworker wearing Doctor Strange's amulet at November 17, 2013 08:18 PM (oA9Uy)

310 Is that choom-boy's equivalent of the Farrah poster?  I'll bet it is.

Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2013 08:19 PM (nsOJa)

311 Posted by: rain of lead at November 18, 2013 12:15 AM (J/npG)

I've read "Through the Looking-Glass" and it's not nearly as crazy  as this

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 17, 2013 08:21 PM (KL49F)

312 I bet you could take 100,000...no....200,000 average Americans and ask them who Valerie Jarrett is and they would not have a fucking clue

Posted by: rain of lead at November 18, 2013 12:18 AM (J/npG)


Even if you said she was the rat-faced bitch who is always two steps behind their hero-god O'bama?

Posted by: tcn at November 17, 2013 08:24 PM (fwcEs)

313 YAY!!!! Peaches finally was located, i see! I missed you, Peaches!!!!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 17, 2013 08:25 PM (r7Ddb)

314 A denial on Iran-Jarrett story from same WH that denied Kerry was on a yacht as Egypt burned... until a pic emerged of Kerry on a yacht.

Posted by: rain of lead at November 17, 2013 08:26 PM (J/npG)

315 How in the world did they expect to keep anything "secret" in the Gulf states? The management there is always going to play both sides - always have. 

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2013 08:29 PM (CMlD4)

316 I remember LMAO as a kid at Benny Hill as Idi Amin..

The skit started out with two trays on a office desk.

One said "Idi AMIN"

Other was "AmOUT"

Didn't know who he was but I knew that was funny as hell!

(oh and Benny in Black Face, could NEVER happen today!)

Posted by: JarvisW at November 17, 2013 08:30 PM (E7Iyp)

317 #236, you must be huffing glue!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 17, 2013 08:31 PM (vgd4f)

318
Redskins team bus egged on the way to Philly Stadium

They're lucky it wasn't a turd attack, also called a turding.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 17, 2013 08:32 PM (pJF+c)

319 Obama and Jarrett Behind every great man is a great woman telling him what to do. :^( It appears there is nobody associated with this administration that is either honest, ethical, good. or competent

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2013 08:32 PM (23Kgq)

320 You know what Obama really needs right now -- a war.  He should bomb Iran in the morning.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2013 08:34 PM (CMlD4)

321 Mike Hammer, your cat needs post intervention stat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2013 08:34 PM (M5zr6)

322 318 could have been D cell batteries...


Covered in poo lol.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 17, 2013 08:35 PM (E7Iyp)

323 308 I bet you could take 100,000...no....200,000 average Americans and ask them who Valerie Jarrett is and they would not have a fucking clue Posted by: rain of lead at November 18, 2013 12:18 AM (J/npG) Or half of the people who voted for Obama.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2013 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

324 Did this asshole think that secret talks with Iran would be welcomed by Americans? Jackass!

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 17, 2013 08:37 PM (kkbgQ)

325 Technically she didn't. She said she's waiting for some unknown group of racists to wear out their mortal coils because, Barack forbid, they disagree with her politics. And B'racky, he sad. Yeah, it's not like we need more evidence that maudlin, self-worshiping TV is destructive, but she's a supreme example. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2013 12:17 AM (rSTkb) The thing with these Leftists is that the inexorable future promise of utopia usually involves a little a little inexorable violence

Posted by: The Inexorable Hat at November 17, 2013 08:38 PM (Vk2pI)

326 Matt Damon: IÂ’d Eat My Shoe If A Bush Ever Even Went Into A Public School


Wonder how he likes his loafer? Med Well, with A-1 sauce?

Posted by: JarvisW at November 17, 2013 08:38 PM (E7Iyp)

327 I see that the commenters at the site with the "Marauder" article are not very impressed.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2013 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

328 I bet you could take 100,000...no....200,000 average Americans and ask them who Valerie Jarrett is and they would not have a fucking clue

Posted by: rain of lead at November 18, 2013 12:18 AM (J/npG)


Or half of the people who voted for Obama.

Posted by: rickl

Unfortunately, how many more would be able to tell you the significance of the numbers 444 or 241

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2013 08:40 PM (CMlD4)

329 266 263 " Val Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran" Heh, then she is the number one target of MossadÂ…..

Posted by: Oprah's Chair at November 17, 2013 08:42 PM (UJ91I)

330 Half?  More like 80-90% of Obama voters don't know who VJ is ...

Posted by: Orange Crush at November 17, 2013 08:42 PM (cuNv9)

331 My next door neighbor who flew his flag upside down after the election didn't know who ValJar is..........so there are conservative LIVs out there too.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 17, 2013 08:42 PM (2tljF)

332 Half? More like 80-90% of Obama voters don't know who VJ is ... Posted by: Orange Crush at November 18, 2013 12:42 AM (cuNv9) DERP

Posted by: 90% of Obama Voters at November 17, 2013 08:43 PM (Vk2pI)

333 328 Jean, they don't even know who the Vice President is, idiocracy was a documentary!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 17, 2013 08:44 PM (vgd4f)

334 Agree, very few are weird like us folks

Posted by: Orange Crush at November 17, 2013 08:44 PM (cuNv9)

335 I see that the commenters at the site with the "Marauder" article are not very impressed. Posted by: rickl

Yeah, let see.

Your going to attack prepared positions without detailed intelligence or supporting fire - then if successful move heavy foodstuffs thru hostile areas covered by hundreds of hunting rifles. 

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2013 08:45 PM (CMlD4)

336 Minnesota is doing some new highway projects. Adding actual lanes and capacity. So that's good. Supporting road and highway constructions is one of those structural things that favors conservatives, because it supports lower density living. People who live in higher density areas tend to vote more liberal. They tend to use more govt services. It's why the Left always pushes for mass transit and policies that support, if not force, people into higher density living arrangements. More density favors the Left, structurally. Less density favors the Right. The Left hates "sprawl" because it's less dense. The lack of density encourages the habits of mind and values that lead people to be more conservative. Republican governors should constantly try to increase "sprawl" because that increases the # of Republicans and conservatives, all things being equal. Density is a very good predictor of voting patterns. Conservatives can do great in rural density. And can hold their own with suburban density. But they consistently get destroyed with urban density. Republicans should build more roads. More roads = more exurbs = more Republicans. Fewer roads = more density = more Democrats. Which is why the Left fights roads so much and supports any and every mass transit project, no matter how wasteful

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 17, 2013 08:48 PM (ZPrif)

337 318 Redskins team bus egged on the way to Philly Stadium Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 18, 2013 12:32 AM (pJF+c) ------------------------- The bullies are looking for the usual power thrill. They can make us do anything. We don't need government censorship. The MSM and the mob will do just fine. They are relentless. They know no one dies on little hills. Sooner or later Snyder will cave. And they'll move on to the next victim. And on and on and on. I hate these people.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2013 08:48 PM (dfYL9)

338 Those Spartan Survival guys really painted a target on themselves. Sounds like just some nerds spouting off some fan fiction. Too bad other people will take their play acting seriously.

Posted by: Eton Cox at November 17, 2013 08:49 PM (QCc6B)

339 336 Density is a very good predictor of voting patterns. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 18, 2013 12:48 AM (ZPrif) That's a great point.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2013 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

340 "Your going to attack prepared positions without detailed intelligence or supporting fire"

I doubt that the typical Washington State household is a "prepared position". Of the people I know who do live in WA, the overwhelming majority are suburban yuppies of delicate liberal sensibilities, who don't own guns, and would be easily overwhelmed even by a half-assed assault. There's a reason that state is deep blue.

However, I also don't think that this silly "marauder" strategy is going to work all that well. Because the typical American household, even if unarmed and easily overwhelmed, is not going to have enough stored provisions on hand to make marauding a productive strategy. It's frightening how little provisioning there is.

Knock off House A. Kill inhabitants. Get four days worth of food.

Knock off House B. Kill inhabitants. Get three days worth of food.

Knock off House C. Kill inhabitants. Get five days worth of food.

Attempt to knock off House D. Find the genuinely prepared people with months and months of food. Who also have high caliber weapons they know how to use. Bleed out and die from a gut shot.

Total survival time with marauder strategy: under two weeks.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 17, 2013 08:55 PM (gqT4g)

341 As gross as that Spartan Survival article is, it highlights the very important idea that there are other ways to prep. On that note running, jogging, sprinting and weightlifting are all very good prepping tools. They don't beat a gun, but they are a very good distant second.

Posted by: Eton Cox at November 17, 2013 08:55 PM (QCc6B)

342 FB Joe, I think you have your cause and effect backwards, but yes we should build more and better roads, because it's better for commerce, and a bigger pie makes more prosperity, which is an appealing way to make more R voters ...

Posted by: Joe at November 17, 2013 08:56 PM (cuNv9)

343 Also: TOILET PAPER!!!! Time and time again toilet paper are under valued as a survival prepping tool. Toilet paper = food, ammo "money". Toilet paper = ultimate trading currency.

Posted by: Eton Cox at November 17, 2013 08:58 PM (QCc6B)

344 Occupy needs to try and try again within the tight confines of impatient denizens.

Posted by: true believer at November 17, 2013 08:58 PM (R6JT1)

345 Bear meat and Venison aren't Kosher, either.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2013 08:58 PM (5S5SG)

346 Heh, then she is the number one target of MossadÂ….. Posted by: Oprah's Chair at

At least we now know why she rated USSS protection

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2013 08:59 PM (CMlD4)

347 first hot air goes to shit with fucked up advertising and now this place... fucking autoplaying video ads suck ass dumb fucks!

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at November 17, 2013 09:00 PM (jpuj7)

348 Try adblock or a hostsfile, why would anyone want to look at ads if they don't have too?

Posted by: Joe at November 17, 2013 09:02 PM (cuNv9)

349 Me big smartness I cuz my parents fed me good boiled shoes. Shoes is good fud.

Posted by: Matt Damon at November 17, 2013 09:04 PM (i9vov)

350 Here, Okra, I brought you a bag of dicks. Eat up, and bless your heart.
 
So she went to Wright's 'church' as well? What a surprise.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2013 09:05 PM (wNF3N)

351 Maaaaaaaaattttt DaAAAAaaa-Mooonnnn

Posted by: Matt Damon at November 17, 2013 09:07 PM (E7Iyp)

352 Gawd......... I love watching HGTV before going to bed. .......... but of course tonight they have their obligatory dyke couple. ........will not watch

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 17, 2013 09:09 PM (mfutM)

353 Toilet paper = ultimate trading currency.>>

How about old Sears Catalogs or News papers? They were good enough for Grandpa.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 17, 2013 09:11 PM (MVBSu)

354 Note that in every envisioned SHTF scenario or book ever written, you don't have people pouring into the cities for mutual support. Nope the migration is always the other way, and for good reason. The thing to fear most is other people. Moar people, moar to fear.
 
And if you need a reminder of how thin the veneer of civilization really is, take a look at the Philippines (or the weeks post Katrina if you prefer an American example). Looting, rioting, and hunger after just 3 days.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2013 09:11 PM (wNF3N)

355 354 Toilet paper = ultimate trading currency.>>

How about old Sears Catalogs or News papers? They were good enough for Grandpa.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 18, 2013 01:11 AM (MVBSu)



That was before some Sooper Genius decreed they'd be on slick paper.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 09:15 PM (T1005)

356 They are sisters on HGTV

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 09:16 PM (zOTsN)

357 I love watching HGTV before going to bed. .......... but of course tonight they have their obligatory dyke couple. ........will not watch Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 18, 2013 01:09 AM (mfutM) They are sisters on HGTV Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 01:16 AM (zOTsN) KinkyÂ…

Posted by: The Home Non-Gardening Hat at November 17, 2013 09:20 PM (Vk2pI)

358 354 Toilet paper = ultimate trading currency.>>

How about old Sears Catalogs or News papers? They were good enough for Grandpa.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 18, 2013 01:11 AM (MVBSu)



It's morbid, and incendiary, and racist, and unAmerican, and all that....but I could just see a scenario where someone gets an armed quadcopter into the Obama Administration's inner circle......and pumps four quick shots into ValJar, without so much as a wink or a nod toward the empty suit, his beard, or any of the other worthless shits in his Cabinet. The fallout would be just freakin' amazing.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 09:20 PM (T1005)

359 Egads I want to punch something. There was a pic posted on FB with W. and HW at a football game. (No, they weren't the best) but the ignoranc was flowing freely. Even had a 'they don't like black people' comment. Probably said some stuff that I may regret under my real name. Oh well.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2013 09:21 PM (LpbKr)

360

 

Walk away. Just... walk away...

Posted by: tyler smith at November 17, 2013 09:23 PM (9gNQd)

361 It's morbid, and incendiary, and racist, and unAmerican, and all that....but I could just see a scenario where someone gets an armed quadcopter into the Obama Administration's inner circle......and pumps four quick shots into ValJar, without so much as a wink or a nod toward the empty suit, his beard, or any of the other worthless shits in his Cabinet. The fallout would be just freakin' amazing. Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 01:20 AM (T1005) Well, you can't trust those zombie cyborg flying cats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTVOK2yvbBM

Posted by: Beware the Flying Undead Cyborg Cats! at November 17, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)

362 How about old Sears Catalogs or News papers? They were good enough for Grandpa. Posted by: The Hickster at November 18, 2013 01:11 AM (MVBSu) Grandpa used to masturbate to a picture of a woman in a full body swimsuit with frills in that catalogue. How the times have changed. Try as I might I can't get off to a well formed calf muscle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2013 09:25 PM (oFCZn)

363 Cthulhu @ 358: You looking for a visit from the po-po? Thin line.

Posted by: Butch at November 17, 2013 09:26 PM (EV3Uf)

364 There was talk of two sisters, and I succumbed.

 

Posted by: Heart at November 17, 2013 09:27 PM (R6JT1)

365 Try as I might I can't get off to a well formed calf muscle.>>

Live in the woods without the internet long enough you might.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 17, 2013 09:30 PM (MVBSu)

366 Cthulhu are you ghost writing the next Jack Reacher novel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2013 09:30 PM (M5zr6)

367 Also bannable

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 09:31 PM (zOTsN)

368 This ONT is pretty racist, Maet. Anyone who talks smack about Barry and Oprah is a racist. Anyone who doesn't, is a well disciplined racist. You need discipline, Maet.

Posted by: otho at November 17, 2013 09:33 PM (9gNQd)

369 363 Cthulhu @ 358: You looking for a visit from the po-po? Thin line.

Posted by: Butch at November 18, 2013 01:26 AM (EV3Uf)



Thick line -- I didn't say I was going to do it, or even advocated for it to happen. Not to say that the gestapo need a rational reason or anything.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 09:34 PM (T1005)

370 For Fuck's Sake there's alot of blog police on this post

Posted by: DAve at November 17, 2013 09:34 PM (b7yum)

371 366 Cthulhu are you ghost writing the next Jack Reacher novel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 01:30 AM (M5zr6)




Don't know Jack Reacher from Ace the Ewok.....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 09:35 PM (T1005)

372 aww yeah http://bit.ly/1inc9YS (NSFW, though lets be honest, I don't really post non-nsfw stuff)

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2013 09:35 PM (vJdyz)

373 There was somebody who posted under the sock "Tree of Liberty" who would write "thirsty, so very thirsty". Ace said if he saw anything like it again, that could be construed as inspiring violence, he would ban. His place, his rules.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 09:39 PM (zOTsN)

374 The blog police...

Cheap Trick's "Dream Police":

http://youtu.be/7yRRqxJHQmA

Posted by: fair share Trick at November 17, 2013 09:40 PM (R6JT1)

375 Hey guys.

You know who's good?  The band Can, that's who.  Krautrock's finest.  Listening to a 22-minute instrumental improvisation from February 1974 and wishing it was 44 minutes instead.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 17, 2013 09:41 PM (n/+FT)

376 ....and just like that, the ONT empties out completely.

I am truly King Midas in reverse!

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 17, 2013 09:44 PM (n/+FT)

377 Jeff B is the Barack Obama of Ace of Spades.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2013 09:46 PM (LI48c)

378 373 There was somebody who posted under the sock "Tree of Liberty" who would write "thirsty, so very thirsty". Ace said if he saw anything like it again, that could be construed as inspiring violence, he would ban. His place, his rules.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 01:39 AM (zOTsN)




Grasping at straws, are we?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 17, 2013 09:48 PM (T1005)

379 Nothing wrong with Can.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2013 09:49 PM (rpbRy)

380 No.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 09:54 PM (zOTsN)

381 Never forget 'bout that Old Man River, by Paul Robeson (gee, these Soviets are so nice to me):

http://youtu.be/eh9WayN7R-s

Posted by: Cruel Meritocracy don't care who yo daddy is at November 17, 2013 09:54 PM (R6JT1)

382 Take it up with Ace. He does not want those sorts of statements to be used against him in lawfare, and he was being sued by a nut who is infamous for those sorts of tactics

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 09:57 PM (zOTsN)

383 Is this lesbian lawfare?

The solution to that is to leave them to their own devices.

Posted by: DD piece maker at November 17, 2013 10:04 PM (R6JT1)

384 Take it up with Ace. He does not want those sorts of statements to be used against him in lawfare, and he was being sued by a nut who is infamous for those sorts of tactics Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 01:57 AM (zOTsN) KilljoyÂ…

Posted by: Haunted Hotel from The Shining at November 17, 2013 10:04 PM (Vk2pI)

385 My bad. Nite

Posted by: Thunderb at November 17, 2013 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

386 s this lesbian lawfare? The solution to that is to leave them to their own devices. Posted by: DD piece maker at November 18, 2013 02:04 AM (R6JT1) I'll probably be forced to pay for those devices under Obamacare, won't I?

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2013 10:05 PM (Vk2pI)

387 Apparently the PS4 has a slight overheating problem: http://tinyurl.com/opn572e Ads at site are NSFW

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2013 10:06 PM (Vk2pI)

388 I'll probably be forced to pay for those devices under Obamacare, won't I?

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 02:05 AM (Vk2pI)


would have no problem having to watch lipstick lesbians using the devices I'm forced to buy for people

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2013 10:07 PM (vJdyz)

389 >>>Jeff B is the Barack Obama of Ace of Spades.

Of all the insults you have laid upon me, my buzzy friend, this one cuts the deepest.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 17, 2013 10:07 PM (n/+FT)

390 would have no problem having to watch lipstick lesbians using the devices I'm forced to buy for people Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2013 02:07 AM (vJdyz) Will Jell-O be involved?

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2013 10:08 PM (Vk2pI)

391 If you have to ask, the sin already damns your soul.

I never knew you if anyone asks.

Posted by: Progressive Absolution Solution at November 17, 2013 10:08 PM (R6JT1)

392 ironic you have an article about fake newstories when you are passing around the Kleargear story. Did anyone read the story? She tried to extort the company into giving her a product for 40% off when she didn't even pay yet for said alleged item.

Posted by: oejay44cday at November 17, 2013 10:10 PM (Raxbk)

393 Will Jell-O be involved?

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 02:08 AM (Vk2pI)


as long as you watch through a peephole, everything is open for imagination

http://youtu.be/wwr2dTUfpZA

Posted by: The Dude at November 17, 2013 10:10 PM (vJdyz)

394 Garrett:

I uploaded this just for you.  Was jizzing about it on my Twitter feed (which all y'all should be following...c'mon, am I going to have to pay some agency to artificially inflate my follower #?), and here it is, arguably the single greatest thing Can ever played, live in February 1974:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/cfe2j7

22 minutes of glorious, rapturous instrumental jamming on a musical theme eventually released as "Gommorha" on Unlimited Edition.

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 17, 2013 10:11 PM (8lbgd)

395 Oh, and not like anyone actually cares, but my Twitter handle is @EsotericCD. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 17, 2013 10:12 PM (8lbgd)

396 People like Oprah don't realize when they say stuff like that they make themseleves look racist.  I don't give Obama a pass at being a good president just because he is black (or half-black).  That would be racist.  I expect the same or better out of him as any president (after all he is the smartest president ever).  But the man is doing a lousy job.  He is a far leftist who trashes the constitution and pushes socialism on the country.  Oprah may love him, but she is rich and her lifestyle does not change because of bad policy that comes out of Washington.  Average people are the ones that suffer.

Posted by: Case at November 17, 2013 10:21 PM (o00SF)

397 Oh, and not like anyone actually cares, but my Twitter handle is @EsotericCD. Posted by: Jeff B. at November 18, 2013 02:12 AM (8lbgd) Added and followed. I'm @ThePoliticalHat Also, anyone else on Reddit? I'm /u/ThePoliticalHat

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at November 17, 2013 10:26 PM (Vk2pI)

398 Also, here are some good Twitter lists of morons: https://twitter.com/sven10077/lists/horde-heroes https://twitter.com/mpfs79/lists/morons https://twitter.com/OpenBlind/lists/aoshq-morons https://twitter.com/AoSHQ_M/lists/aoshq-morons

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at November 17, 2013 10:26 PM (Vk2pI)

399 You're gonna love this shit:
 
Syracuse, New York: May 23: A 13-year-old teen tried to knock out Michael Daniels on May 23; when that didnÂ’t work, a 15-year-old teen punched Daniels and injured his brain so severely that Daniels died the next day. One perpetrator pled guilty to assault and the other was convicted of second-degree manslaughter. Both were sentenced to 18 months.
 
http://tinyurl.com/m9vs6aq (Breitbart)
 
I bolded the 18 months for special emphasis. WTF?!? Aggravated, premeditated assault resulting in death and these two m*****rf*****rs get 18 months.
 
I've said it before but I will repeat it -- I plan to NEVER set foot in the State of New York again for the rest of my life. I pity the fools that stay there. Your life is worth 18 months there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2013 10:27 PM (wNF3N)

400 On Carolla's podcast, Pat O'Brien said he drank 10 bottles of wine before hitting rock bottom.

Give me a challenge, you wizened poor excuse for a Hasselhoff!

Posted by: My Word Is My Bond, Moneypenny at November 17, 2013 10:29 PM (R6JT1)

401 On Carolla's podcast, Pat O'Brien said he drank 10 bottles of wine before hitting rock bottom. Give me a challenge, you wizened poor excuse for a Hasselhoff! Posted by: My Word Is My Bond, Moneypenny at November 18, 2013 02:29 AM (R6JT1) Serious drinkers don't drink wine.

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at November 17, 2013 10:33 PM (Vk2pI)

402 What I like in that Obama picture is the picture he has on the wall behind him of Idi Amin. Kinda says it all about his personality if your idol is Idi Amin.

Posted by: boballab at November 17, 2013 10:36 PM (ebXTQ)

403 Serious drinkers think they ain't got nothing to lose.




Posted by: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows at November 17, 2013 10:36 PM (R6JT1)

404 My, how our superior logic does supersede those ignorant fools who came before us.

Dean Martin's "You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You":

http://youtu.be/DIAEAVKcKrs

Posted by: Insufficient Anger at the Patriarchy that enabled the Matriarchy at November 17, 2013 10:50 PM (R6JT1)

405 392 ironic you have an article about fake newstories when you are passing around the Kleargear story. Did anyone read the story? She tried to extort the company into giving her a product for 40% off when she didn't even pay yet for said alleged item.
Posted by: oejay44cday at November 18, 2013 02:10 AM (Raxbk)


Link?

I've read several versions of this story and none of them have mentioned this detail. And even supposing it were 100% true, it hardly exonerates the company's behavior afterwards.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 17, 2013 10:51 PM (XkotV)

406 BRB, time for some pop idol turned wrestler anime. In the meantimeÂ… I give you G.L.O.W.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re58SHL6QBc

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 17, 2013 11:00 PM (Vk2pI)

407 ENDA: Paragon of Intolerance The Senate passed the “Employee Non-Discrimination Act” which purportedly bans discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and “gender identity.” The ironic thing is that the so-called “Employee Non-Discrimination Act” is itself a paragon of discrimination. It requires people, as a condition of running a business with employees, to suspend their inalienable rights to freedom of speech and of religion. It destroys the ability of private parties to make their own moral judgements More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3946

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 12:11 AM (Vk2pI)

408 Night all. Here is "This is Love" from Utada Hikaru (宇多田ヒカル : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SHyi59U2bU

Posted by: The Political Hat ~ です at November 18, 2013 12:19 AM (Vk2pI)

409 Die! Die! Dieee!!!!!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at November 18, 2013 12:23 AM (AjM7p)

410 Die! Die! Dieee!!!!! Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at November 18, 2013 04:23 AM (AjM7p) ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Steadman at November 18, 2013 12:27 AM (Vk2pI)

411 "Racists Have to Die For Racism To End" I guess we're waiting for Oprah to kick the bucket.

Posted by: rld77 a fellow traveler at November 18, 2013 12:33 AM (5FdAP)

412 Prepare your souls.

Burl Ives' "A Holly Jolly Christmas":

http://youtu.be/fXE7msZvMcc

Posted by: Grim Chimney Sweeper Reaper at November 18, 2013 01:11 AM (R6JT1)

413 401 The Political Hat, I seriously drank a LOT of wine....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 01:12 AM (9jfyN)

414 Orca Winfried is a wonderful human being.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 01:23 AM (9jfyN)

415 Marauder Prepper should take the Sven J Olafson "my God I am out of shape" 90 minute brisk walk challenge....

post Mega-Oops Bikes are gonna seem high tech.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 01:25 AM (9jfyN)

416 412 Grim Chimney Sweeper Reaper at November 18, 2013 05:11 AM (R6JT1)

I'm sending out the rather Un Oprah Approved Outback Steakhouse gift card as my holiday weapon of choice mein fruend...


Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 01:29 AM (9jfyN)

417 Barky no longer bongs. I give him a bi-daily coke colonic. I add 2 cups of water, 4 table spoons of coke, one half ounce of melted hash and a shot mad-dog 20/20 and blend for 57 seconds. With Barky on his hands and knee's I ram to tube up his button hole and squeeze the colonic bag. It takes about 7 to 10 minutes to get Barky woofing again. But, he can make it through morning before he needs another dose. Once, Barky is on his feet with his buttplug in, he is ready for the teleprompters! No, Barky and I will not be joining 0bamaCare. It suks. It for every Harry Dick and Tom. Good day.

Posted by: Barney F. at November 18, 2013 01:52 AM (WM1/o)

418 417 Barney F. at November 18, 2013 05:52 AM (WM1/o)

Not ever Harry, Dick, and Tom....

respectfully,

Reid, Schumer, and Daschle

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 02:15 AM (9jfyN)

419 Oprah: Racists Have to Die For Racism To End....

So? This bigoted Maroon is going to kill herself?
Good riddance to bad rubbish....

Posted by: backhoe at November 18, 2013 02:20 AM (ULH4o)

420 I agree with Oprah, when everyone is dead - there will be no racism.  But, until the heat death of the universe - fuck those little green bastards.

Posted by: Jean at November 18, 2013 02:33 AM (CMlD4)

421 Is today a holiday I forgot?

Posted by: Jean at November 18, 2013 02:35 AM (CMlD4)

422 In that poster, it should be "...as you lie dying". "Lay" is the past tense of the verb "to lie" (in the sense of sleep rather than utterance of falsehood). It is the PRESENT tense of a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Which, to be true, is what Obama is doing to the US, but it doesn't help the message if we can't get the grammar right.

Posted by: perturbed at November 18, 2013 04:00 AM (TXq4O)

423

So people hate obama because hes black?

S'funny... I thought that was why they voted for him.

Posted by: drolmorg at November 18, 2013 05:54 AM (R1voE)

Posted by: Chris at November 18, 2013 06:56 AM (LLpg9)

425 http://postimg.org/image/a7pe3e00x/

Posted by: Chris at November 18, 2013 06:57 AM (LLpg9)

426 I used to not watch Oprah because she was boring; now I can decide not to watch her because she's a racist jerkoff.  That makes it a twofer.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 18, 2013 11:11 AM (dtuXM)

427

When is Oprah coming out for her lesbo friend Clinton?

 

Posted by: burt at November 18, 2013 12:36 PM (1+kJ5)

428 ""We're not in it to stockpile. We're in it to take what you have and there's nothing you can do to stop us," Tyler Smith says. "We are your worst nightmare, and we are coming."" That poor idiot is going to die in the first week. 1 Home invasion + no law = a brief neighborhood meeting and from there it's mobs, bounties, barbed wire, man hunting, and kerosene all the way down.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 18, 2013 01:23 PM (OsCtd)

429 Oprah is waiting for those racists to die so she can eat them. In fact she'll eat them now.

Posted by: Veritas at November 19, 2013 01:22 PM (UOONO)

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