November 18, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (11-18-2013)
— Maetenloch

So Who Shot JFK?

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Was it Dallas, that well-known city of hate?  Yes, said the NYT back then as well as today in James McAuley's recent article, "The City With a Death Wish in Its Eye." Even Stephen King concurs.

"For 50 years, Dallas has done its best to avoid coming to terms with the one event that made it famous: the assassination of John F. Kennedy on Nov. 22, 1963," writes James McAuley in today's New York Times. He goes on to describe JFK-era Dallas as a right-wing "city of hate."

Was it you and me?  Yes, say the Rolling Stones.

Was it a sad little local commie Russian defector?  Nyet, says Marina Oswald who still lives in Texas and claims that Lee Harvey is innocent.

Was it this guy?  hkphuey   Eh. That seems rather unlikely. His alibi was rock-solid and he was also an FBI informant during that time.

Was it the ladies of Dallas high society and Carol Burnett, Julie Andrews to a lesser extent?  Yes, says James McAuley, doubling down on his Dallas-done-it theory.

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Well I guess it will always remain a giant mystery although I'm intrigued by this Carol Burnett/Dallas Ladies Garden Society theory.

And when you think about it, they would have had the means, motive, and perfect opportunity to pull off an assassination. With easy access to costumes, firearms and the levers of power in Dallas, it would be simple for them to sweet talk their way through security without even a hint of suspicion. So when they casually mentioned that after tea they were going out to view some wildflowers and do a little target shooting, who in Texas would have given it a second thought?

Conclusion: It's a bad idea to mess with Texas but for god sakes do not ever cross the DLGS. They play for keeps.

Also Sonny Bunch points out that The Kennedy Assassination Drove the Left Utterly Insane.

The Latest Attempt to Blame Republicans for ObamaCare

Jamelle Bouie, writing in The Daily Beast: "Before we blame the problems with Healthcare.gov on 'big government' or 'liberalism,' we should remember that the Affordable Care Act needed GOP cooperation to succeed."

Why? As Robert Gamble noted, "If your plan requires complete control and no opposition, then it isn't a plan, it's a wish."

If "the Affordable Care Act needed GOP cooperation to succeed," why did President Obama, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi go forward with the bill when it was clear that no Republican in the House or Senate would vote for the bill as written? Why alienate people whose cooperation is absolutely necessary?

Shorter version: By opposing the ACA you made us fuck up. So it's all on you somehow.

ObamaCare About to Run into 'Irish Democracy'

Now soak that in for a moment. It is a coin flip, at best, for the president as to whether his signature achievement, his only achievement, will fail. It will be repealed in essence by a popular referendum: The mass refusal of people to go along with Obama's top-down, compulsory system that was set to transform a sixth of the economy. That possibility should traumatize and probably is traumatizing the White House. Same goes for any Democratic lawmaker who spent time thinking this through. The political implications of this are almost too enormous to calculate.

Mark Steyn Knows a Monarchy When He Sees One

It is a condition of my admission to this great land that I am not allowed to foment the overthrow of the United States Government. Oh, I signed it airily enough, but you'd be surprised, as the years go by, how often the urge to foment starts to rise in one's gullet. Fortunately, at least as far as constitutional government goes, the president of the United States is doing a grand job of overthrowing it all by himself.

On Thursday, he passed a new law at a press conference. George III never did that. But, having ordered America's insurance companies to comply with Obamacare, the president announced that he is now ordering them not to comply with Obamacare.

...But on he staggers, with a wave of his scepter, delaying this, staying that, exempting the other, according to his regal whim and internal polling. The omniscient beneficent Sovereign will now graciously "allow" us "folks" to keep all those junk plans from bad-apple insurers. Yet even the wisest King cannot reign forever, and what will happen decades down the road were someone less benign - perhaps even (shudder) a Republican - to ascend the throne and wield these mighty powers?

Hey, relax: If you like your Constitution, you can keep your Constitution. Period. And your existing amendments. Well, most of them - except for the junk ones.

The Unkillable Weapon

People have been declaring the bayonet an outmoded tool for 70+ years. But it keeps turning out to be too useful to ever get rid of.

Again in the 1970s, Britain planned to go to a bullpup, and at the time of the spring 1982 South Atlantic War, the SA80 was nearing production. Bayonets were used to great effect by the Scots Guards and the Paras; Platoon sergeant Ian McKay of B Coy 3 Para received the Victoria Cross posthumously for leading a  bayonet charge at Mount Longdon, and the Scots went to cold steel when ammo ran low on Mount Tumbledown. As a result of the great effect of the bayonet in clearing Argentine trenches and inducing Argentine surrenders, the new gun was hastily redesigned with a bayonet attachment before going into production as the L85 in 1985. The bayonet is called the L3A1. The media are still eager to entomb the bayonet (for example, in this 2002 story in the Telegraph), but the Army is not.

...It's unlikely the British will give up their Sweet Sister any time soon. In 2004, they used bayonets in Iraq to rout Sadrist militia; the Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders - perhaps a descendant of Sassoon's "Highland Major's" regiment - killed some 35 with a full-on bayonet charge.

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Oh and do you know what tomorrow is? Here is a hint.

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On Before and After Pictures of the $25K Queen Anne

I'm weird and broke, so my After photos are really all During photos. There is nothing permanent in your house. Your house is a direction, or more accurately, it's one of two directions. Getting better or getting worse. There is no stasis in houses. Nothing is "modern," or "updated." Newly installed, maybe. But the hideous stuff you ripped out, usually barely a decade old, was all modern and updated when they put it in, too. What it really was, was a fad.

Fads rule in everything in American public life. There used to be fewer choices for everything you used or owned. There were only three TV channels when I was young, and yet people had a more varied outlook than they do now, even though basic cable has three hundred. Everyone had to have Corian counters when Clinton was President. Everyone had to have granite counters when Bush was President. Everyone wants repossessed granite countertops in Obama's second term, which is almost continuity, but my point stands. In two years every one will sniff at your granite and say quartz is where it's at, dahling, and you'll tear it all out again.

And on dealing with Calsomine:

Three of the bedroom ceilings still displayed their original coatings on the ceiling, two of the three completely untouched, the third on patchwork display after sleeping under a 1970s attempt to put textured paint over calsomine. Calsomine paint -- isn't. It isn't paint. It's paste, like something Tom Sawyer would con you into painting Aunt Polly's fence with. People tried painting over calsomine paint for decades back in the day, and it would peel forevermore, because it's essentially a coat of chalk, and everyone got disgusted with trying, some putting in asbestos tiles, others drop ceilings, desperately trying to keep the lead paint chips out of their Wheaties. That usually worked until they were able to solve the problem once and for all by burning their house to the ground. They often accomplished this by plugging in their leg lamp and their Christmas tree at the same time, using that socket that already had the radio, four other lamps, and an extension cord for a toaster in the next room. The lamp was a major award, so you just had to plug it in. It wasn't their fault.

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There Are Good People in This World

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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1 Hi

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:15 PM (HVff2)

2 Early...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

3 Woot wot ont

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:16 PM (HVff2)

4 So who killed JFK? Not who, what: Racism. Come on you were all thinking it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 18, 2013 06:16 PM (bS6uW)

5 In honor of national ammo day I'm going shopping for 30.06 tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:17 PM (HVff2)

6 The JEF has Carters competence with Nixons charm

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

7 Reposting from last thread for importance:

A Democrat thug Attorney General has issued warrants and raided the homes of 29 members of Conservative groups that helped Walker fend off the union-bankrolled recall:
http://on.wsj.com/1aYtQN7
http://bit.ly/1b4dand

Union Socialist Dem thugs are so entrenched in the public sector, we will NEVER see another fair election in this nation in our lifetimes.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2013 06:19 PM (FYsSA)

8 100% of the Kennedy clan can rot in hell for all eternity.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2013 06:19 PM (hmUex)

9 this is so bitchin!

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:19 PM (SHH+J)

10 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 06:20 PM (T1005)

11 Dad  was  there  but  he   didn't  do  it. 

Posted by: Woody Harrelson at November 18, 2013 06:20 PM (q4QfH)

12 Huh, I thought every day was national ammo day. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 18, 2013 06:21 PM (k55Fc)

13
Union
Socialist Dem thugs are so entrenched in the public sector, we will NEVER see another fair election in this nation in our lifetimes.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2013 10:19 PM (FYsSA)


their playbook is better than ours, by a lot, and we don't have a fuckin' Belichick.  it's fuckin' pathetic, but that's where we're at.

Posted by: Peaches at November 18, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

14 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (is now on Twitter but Pixy won't let me post the link) at November 18, 2013 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)

15 >>>I'm intrigued by this Carol Burnett/Dallas Ladies Gardening Society theory. And when you think about it, they would have had the means, motive, and perfect opportunity to pull off an assassination. With easy access to costumes<<<


Obviously their gardening prowess and expertise with vegetation would have allowed them to blend in perfectly on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: dude covered in Reynold's wrap at November 18, 2013 06:22 PM (auEor)

16 Male models killed JFK.

Posted by: J.P. Prewitt, Hand Model at November 18, 2013 06:22 PM (7/um6)

17 Oswald.  Period.  Even the KGB and DIE chiefs have admitted it.

The "CIA did it!!one!11!!2" was disinformation after the fact, and quite effective.

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:22 PM (x3YFz)

18 I killed Robert Kennedy 

Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at November 18, 2013 06:23 PM (7/um6)

19 The JEF has Carters competence with Nixons charm and JFK's qualifications.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2013 06:23 PM (FcR7P)

20 That is one nice looking Lincoln.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 18, 2013 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

21 And I killed David Kennedy

Posted by: Syringe Syringe at November 18, 2013 06:23 PM (7/um6)

22 So, all the laws now just give all the power to the Administrative State for the Executive branch to do as it pleases.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 18, 2013 06:24 PM (ZPrif)

23 The GOP has Leslie Frazier, yuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:25 PM (HVff2)

24   I killed Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: Syphilitic Spirochete at November 18, 2013 06:25 PM (7/um6)

25

I   didn't   do  it.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at November 18, 2013 06:25 PM (q4QfH)

26 Honk Kong Phooey was a staunch anti-Red!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 06:25 PM (gmoEG)

27 This moron is going to buy about 20,000 rounds of .22 ammo once it comes back so bee-boppin my way to a rain check on this Ammo Day but

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:26 PM (SHH+J)

28 It was fucking LBJ. No doubt in my mind. What did Yellow Dog Dems hate worse than Republicans? One. Thing. Yankee, lib Dems. LBJ was a ruthless motherfucker. JFK had legion of haters. *POP*POP*POP*(pop).

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2013 06:26 PM (NYTfE)

29 Evening!

Posted by: The Great and Pwerful Ob at November 18, 2013 06:26 PM (b/lt+)

30 I fucked up.  Sorry, ladies.

Posted by: JFK, Jr. at November 18, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

31

So my friend's mom fell and injured herself, nicked something and was bleeding internally. She was transferred from her small town hospital to a big city hospital where she got better enough to be transferred back to a rehab facility in the small town. Unfortunately in all the transfers not all her medication orders followed her which resulted in her not getting a medication she needed, therefore throwing her body into withdrawal. She was tranquilized for 2 days because no one realized this was the cause of her agitated state. Because she was unconscious for two days she developed pneumonia and ended up back in the hospital. Now the story takes a turn for the Holy Crap. My friend got a call from one of her mom's friends saying the doctor was trying to reach her to sign a DNR for her mom. My friend freaked, her mom is only 67, was getting better, and the whole situation was caused by medical fuck-up not something being seriously wrong with her mom. Luckily they got it straightened out, her mom got back on the medication she needed, and is once again doing better.

 

 

My point of this story is to say that the pulling of the plug on older people is already starting. There was no reason for there to be a DNR on this woman, yet that is right where the doctor went, instead of trying to figure out what was really going on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2013 06:26 PM (RZ8pf)

32 The only thing Carol Burnett ever killed was Tim Conway (death by laughing.)

Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2013 06:26 PM (fGPLK)

33 Oh and do you know what tomorrow is? 7.62X39 Wolf Military Classic FMJ Polymer Coated @ $265 delivered. http://is.gd/oScXUC

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (QupBk)

34 TR, you take the Lincoln. I'll take the Caddy.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (1EBd8)

35 I shagged Kennedy from MTV

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (bS6uW)

36 In honor of national ammo day I'm going shopping for 30.06 tomorrow Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 10:17 PM National Ammo Day. Right. Crap. Please excuse me, I have a blog post, a Twitter update, and a note in my planner to do like, now. My dream is to score a flaming metric ass-load of .22LR tomorrow. I can dream, can't I...

Posted by: AltonJackson (is now on Twitter but Pixy won't let me post the link) at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (JMmQ9)

37 LBJ from Texas=JFK killed in Texas, simple bro

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (SHH+J)

38 I killed JFK Junior

Posted by: Questionable Piloting Skills at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (7/um6)

39 With all the contortions the "anti anti communists" made prior, it's little wonder some minds snapped after JFK.

Posted by: A bicycle built for two at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (R6JT1)

40 It was Oswald, alone.

But my favorite conspiracy theory is that the mafia killed JFK because he turned on them after they put him in office. Then the rest of the family(Chappaquiddick was a botch).

Posted by: If the Tin Fits, Wear it at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (40ZEv)

41 damn sock! I don't even remember that one!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 18, 2013 06:27 PM (b/lt+)

42 I taught JFK jr to fly

Posted by: That pilot guy at November 18, 2013 06:28 PM (HVff2)

43 Thanks Maet. Now I have a browser in serious danger of crashing because of all the open tabs. I too am a huge fan of the bayonet. The Russians knew that an empty rifle can still be a pointy stick. (Robert Z Williamson)

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 06:28 PM (eQJwb)

44 As far as pointy objects go, just stay with Gibbs' Rule #9:  "Never leave the bedroom, let alone the house, without a knife."

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:28 PM (x3YFz)

45 17 Oswald. Period. Even the KGB and DIE chiefs have admitted it Right! And LBJ was IN THE FUCKING CAR and didn't even get blood on his stockings.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2013 06:28 PM (NYTfE)

46 I killed Michael Kennedy

Posted by: A Tree at November 18, 2013 06:28 PM (jucos)

47 War is fundamentally a contest of wills, and there is nothing that says "I'm more committed to this than you are" than some fucker with 6-10" of sharpened steel coming at you.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 18, 2013 06:28 PM (4OUWV)

48 Yes you can dream, some dreams are good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:29 PM (HVff2)

49 Oswald. In the book depository building. With a rifle. Or maybe it was the butler.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 18, 2013 06:29 PM (bS6uW)

50 47 War is fundamentally a contest of wills, and there is nothing that says "I'm more committed to this than you are" than some fucker with 6-10" of sharpened steel coming at you.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 18, 2013 10:28 PM (4OUWV)

Am I the only one who immediately thought:  "And that fucker is why we invented Claymores?"

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:29 PM (x3YFz)

51 Commies/Progressives/Socialists have no respect for human life. ever

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (SHH+J)

52 Thank you Toby. In my basket, which I guess means I bought it.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (1EBd8)

53 JFK was assassinated by a Communist who hated America. The Left hates that more than the assassination itself.

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (AO9UG)

54

I killed Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy and her sister Lauren.

Posted by: JFK, JR at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (7/um6)

55 >>> As far as pointy objects go, just stay with Gibbs' Rule #9: "Never leave the bedroom, let alone the house, without a knife." Do you wrap it in plastic when you shower?

Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (Ua6T/)

56 The left is never feels responsible for anything. And since the left is based on feelings instead of facts, that is good enough for them. Feelings become facts to them and turn real facts into fiction should those be incongruent with their feelings..

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (KCvsd)

57 at $.03 a round, you can buy a 100,000 rounds of .22LR for $3000. Not bad, really.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (4Mv1T)

58 Right! And LBJ was IN THE FUCKING CAR and didn't even get blood on his stockings.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2013 10:28 PM (NYTfE)

oh, here we go.... /sigh

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:30 PM (x3YFz)

59 Oh and do you know what tomorrow is? Here is a hint. Say no more.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (doBIb)

60 ENDA: Paragon of Intolerance The Senate passed the “Employee Non-Discrimination Act” which purportedly bans discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and “gender identity.” The ironic thing is that the so-called “Employee Non-Discrimination Act” is itself a paragon of discrimination. It requires people, as a condition of running a business with employees, to suspend their inalienable rights to freedom of speech and of religion. It destroys the ability of private parties to make their own moral judgements More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3946

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

61 I always figured LBJ had something to do with it.  He was a piece of work, that guy.  Absolutely ruthless.  And I remember that day and it coming on the tv, we were waiting to go to the Ringling Bros/Barnum and Bailey Circus in Kansas City, it is seared in my brain.  At the Circus, they put the lights down and had a moment of silence.  It all just happened so fast.  People were losing their shit all over the place.

Posted by: Peaches at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)

62 When the Russians finally located and dug up the corpses of the Romanovs, Anastasia was there!  Yes!  It's Maria who's missing.  Along with the tsarevich. 

"Maria screamed in vain."

Let's not forget Anna aka Anastasia oops I really meant Maria Anderson.

Posted by: Trotsky with an ice-pick in his head at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (MAlP4)

63 Didn't TFG say something about bayonets in the 2012 debates?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (HVff2)

64 I almost switched on MSNBC to see if Bashir was going to shit off his mouth again.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (tiOTz)

65 Tranformative Socialism: “Changing Values” One of the most basic traits of Progressivism, socialism, and the assorted menagerie of Leftist ideologies, is that society must be reshaped according to “correct thinking.” The values, mores, and beliefs are the pillars that support society, and make it what it is. The rabid Left associates any and all flaws with these fundamental underlying principles, and so seek to destroy it. Because they associate such evil with society, and more narrowly with Western Civilization and America in particular, they see the absence of that civilization as necessarily good, and thus amenable to their own utopian delusions. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4041

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

66 Do you wrap it in plastic when you shower?

Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (Ua6T/)

I... wait... what?

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:31 PM (x3YFz)

67 BTW - I started thinking again on that CNN piece by Gloria Bolger.

She set things up too easy.  She brought up the 'disengaged and incurious' slams to just dismiss them without dismissing them.  She brought up the very damning 'he doesn't want to hear bad news' thing.

A new thought:  She actually believes that Obama is disengaged and incurious and that he punishes those who bring him bad news.  She knows this because it is part of the undercurrent of talk in DC.  But saying aloud what everyone is thinking will get her cast out.  So ease it in, suggest it while saying it is impossible.  Make it the easiest case to finish and then leap to the safe conclusion.


The idea gets set forth and she can point and say "I said I disagree," when any accuse her of heresy.  And if the idea survives, it may draw others out to say the same thing.*


*And she could also be sending a big warning flare over the White House.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 06:32 PM (gmoEG)

68 Oh my god, they killed Kenn(ed)y!

You bastards!

Posted by: Stan and Kyle at November 18, 2013 06:32 PM (auEor)

69 at $.03 a round, you can buy a 100,000 rounds of .22LR for $3000. Er .. you don't happen to have 100K rounds you want to move, do you?

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:32 PM (QupBk)

70 Did you see the lol worthy OFA call that kept crashing? Don't worry though, Obama wants all our lefty relatives to ruin Thanksgiving by giving us an Obamacare sales pitch. You can probably imagine how I will respond to such tactics.

Posted by: Lauren at November 18, 2013 06:32 PM (hFL/3)

71

My other long winded ONT comment is that I read that book recommended by OregonMuse on yesterday's book thread, "Gone at 3:17." It was a very gripping book and I blew off doing useful things today because I wanted to finish it. It was an interesting read because it covered more than just the school explosion, it talked about the East Texas oil fields, the way the news story was covered, and the shocking lack of safety regulations in schools--many of those regulations were put into place after this tragedy.

 

 

Reading the book resulted in me spending time on the internet today looking at photos and then reading about other school fires and then watching a weird newsreel film by the Los Angeles Fire Department about "Our Obligation" in terms of keeping kids safe while at school. It was from the late 50s. While I am glad things are better in terms of school safety now days, it still all kind of freaked me out.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2013 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)

72 I killed Martha Moxley.  YEAH!  One for the Kennedys!

Posted by: Michael Skakel at November 18, 2013 06:32 PM (jucos)

73 I killed Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy and her sister Lauren. Posted by: JFK, JR at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (7/um6) I wonder how many zeros were on the check written to the Bessette family. The MFM never speaks of JFK Jr.

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 06:33 PM (AO9UG)

74 53 JFK was assassinated by a Communist who hated America.

The Left hates that more than the assassination itself.

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (AO9UG)

exactly!

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:33 PM (x3YFz)

75 Back in the day they showed documentries on the initial invasion of Iraq in Gulf2. Aparently the Iraqis broke every time the USMC flanked them with bayonettes fixed. didn't matter Republican Guard, militias, conscripts. they ran like Forest, Forest Gump

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:33 PM (SHH+J)

76 Thank you Toby. My pleasure. The last 1K of SKS food I bought was this stuff. Bought during the fear @ $365 all up. Much better deal this.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:33 PM (QupBk)

77 Read  my  book  Case   Closed.   Sorry   conspiracy   fans.   Move   on  to   Area   51.

Posted by: Gerald Posner at November 18, 2013 06:33 PM (q4QfH)

78 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (4Mv1T)

$.03/round?

Where?

I'll take 10,000 rounds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 06:34 PM (oJ5Fd)

79 Ha!!! I killed navycopjoe's sex life

Posted by: Wedding cake at November 18, 2013 06:34 PM (wNsNP)

80 Wedding cake, you must not have entirely, since NCJ has NCK.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2013 06:34 PM (RZ8pf)

81 "My point of this story is to say that the pulling of the plug on older people is already starting. There was no reason for there to be a DNR on this woman, yet that is right where the doctor went, instead of trying to figure out what was really going on. " This has been SOP in crummy medicare hospitals for years. Had some asshole Pakistani ER doc at probably the worst hospital in Boston, so unprofessional he wouldn't spit up his gum to speak to us, bully my grandmother on her near deathbed into signing it. Once she was better and fully understood what the DNR really meant she changed it. If I could get my grandmother to go to one of the world class hospitals in town I would. Be she insists on the one local to her which is a medicare/medicaid case shithole.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 18, 2013 06:35 PM (KCvsd)

82 >>>50 47 War is fundamentally a contest of wills, and there is nothing that says "I'm more committed to this than you are" than some fucker with 6-10" of sharpened steel coming at you. Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 18, 2013 10:28 PM (4OUWV) Am I the only one who immediately thought: "And that fucker is why we invented Claymores?" 1) Smart Military Blog. B) I believe Sun-Tzu said "in the battle between ball bearings propelled by HE and a guy with a pointy stick, always bet on the ball bearings"

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 06:35 PM (eQJwb)

83 66 Do you wrap it in plastic when you shower? Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (Ua6T/) I... wait... what? ** ** ** ** That was badly phrased :--) The knife, I mean. The one you are carrying from room to room.

Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2013 06:35 PM (Ua6T/)

84 My point of this story is to say that the pulling of the plug on older people is already starting. It's not really that, PGiS. I've been thru it a lot recently. Info gets lost EVERY step of the way. Someone must always be with the patient, writing stuff down. The beautifully automated and fully staffed hospitals... I don't know, it's like nobody actually knows how to use these things. It is very dangerous to be alone in a hospital.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2013 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

85 The MFM never speaks of JFK Jr.

He was hot . . . super smokin' hot, albeit dumber than a fencepost and clearly should not have been trying to fly a plane.

Posted by: Peaches at November 18, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

86 Er .. you don't happen to have 100K rounds you want to move, do you? Posted by: toby928© ---------------------------------- Heavens no. I'd ask $.06 if I did.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 18, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

87 *walks to kitchen* *ponders how much has been saved by not acceding to Corian, granite, and that other thing* *caresses the metalflake embedded Formica*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:36 PM (aDwsi)

88 I haven't purchased 30.06 in years, wonder what kind of sticker shot I'm in for?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (HVff2)

89 Yeah, but Oswald was a White, Right Wight, Tea Party type Communist.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (jucos)

90 80. Damn Joke FAIL

Posted by: Wedding cake at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (wNsNP)

91 So Who Shot JFK? No lo sé. No hablan Inglés

Posted by: Fidel Castro at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (mETGQ)

92

How old  IS  this writer?

 

The entire state of Texas was DEMOCRAT  back in the 1960's;  when I was growing up  it was  well-known  that if you  were a True Texan,  you  pulled  the  "Dem" lever  - anyone who spent more than a few seconds in the voting booth  after the curtain closed was given  a big  ol'  stink-eye by everyone else in the room.

 

Dallas was  as "right-wing" as Chicago....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (PZ6/M)

93 Way to go PGIS. All that one fingered typing @307 previous thread goes unread thanks to YOU! Probably for the best.

Posted by: teej at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (erYRT)

94 I had heart palpitations. The last .22LR I bought was $200 a case of 5K. 40gr waxed USGI surplus.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:37 PM (QupBk)

95 Obama's bayonet comment was during one of the debates. See the sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 06:38 PM (fIgFc)

96 "Disinformation," a book by some Lt General (I'm too lazy to go find the book, it's on the shelf, but I'm just comfy, just google it) who defected from the DIE spells this out nicely.

That and the VENONA papers, which you can find here: http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/declass/venona/index.shtml

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 06:38 PM (x3YFz)

97

We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at November 18, 2013 06:38 PM (Pr6hk)

98 My theory is that John-John's wife and SIL nagged him to madness, and he augered in SMOD style deliberately.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

99 I haven't purchased 30.06 in years, wonder what kind of sticker shot I'm in for? Corrosive Korean M2 ball can be had for about $160 for 270 with can at SoG. Good modern hunting rounds are running well over a $1 a pop.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:39 PM (QupBk)

100 Formica? Excellent! It will be the new "in" thing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:39 PM (HVff2)

101 Ha!!! I killed navycopjoe's sex life
Posted by: Wedding cake

We thought we did?

Posted by: The Bears at November 18, 2013 06:39 PM (fIgFc)

102 Er .. you don't happen to have 100K rounds you want to move, do you? Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 10:32 PM (QupBk) I'll give you $3500

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:40 PM (SHH+J)

103 I remember a great Bloom County strip. I can't find it online. I know I have it as a clipping somewhere around here, but a dedicated search would take weeks or months. Anyway, I can practically recite it from memory. The two characters are a boy (Binkley?) and his dad. So here goes: Dad: "I don't want to hear anymore about how Jayne Mansfield was the second gunman at the Kennedy assassination." Son: "But it makes sense." Dad: "I know it makes sense! All of your stupid conspiracy theories make perfect sense!" Son: "So?" Dad: "So I'm tired of losing sleep over how much sense they make!" (Of course, it's better with the illustrations.)

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

104 You never cross Carol Burnett. Never. I had to learn it the hard way.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 18, 2013 06:40 PM (mk9aG)

105 I was a hipster when it wasn't cool.  It still isn't. 

Posted by: STuart Grant, with a hedgehog in my rectum, Melbourne Austrailia at November 18, 2013 06:40 PM (7/um6)

106 Nice ont Maet... Marina Oswald knew he did it when it mattered.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 06:40 PM (9jfyN)

107 t-bird, yeah my friend is realizing that now. I think she is going to work toward moving her mom closer to her, or at least finding one of those nurse advocates she can pay to be there for her mom if she can't be.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 18, 2013 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)

108 Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 10:39 PM (QupBk Thanks Toby, guess I will throw $50-$60 into the economy tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:41 PM (HVff2)

109 Am I the only one who immediately thought: "And that fucker is why we invented Claymores?"


1) Smart Military Blog. B) I believe Sun-Tzu said "in the battle between ball bearings propelled by HE and a guy with a pointy stick, always bet on the ball bearings"

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 10:35 PM (eQJwb)


Roman Legion charging in line, shields up, and gladius' held at the proper height to go right into the stomach and up to the heart.  Up close and personal - and they say the servants of large bloated governments won't actually meet the people....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 06:41 PM (gmoEG)

110 "their playbook is better than ours, by a lot, and we don't have a fuckin' Belichick. " We don't need a Belichick, we need a Sherman!

Posted by: bill-ob at November 18, 2013 06:41 PM (HVMNu)

111 I killed Martha Moxley. YEAH! One for the Kennedys! Posted by: Michael Skakel at November 18, 2013 10:32 PM (jucos) that is low, Is that the 16yo girl killed with a golf club?

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:41 PM (SHH+J)

112 The JEF has Carters competence with Nixons charm Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 10:19 PM (zOTsN) Bite me, Hippie!

Posted by: Robot Nixon at November 18, 2013 06:41 PM (Vk2pI)

113 Bayonets, use the bloody bayonets!

Posted by: Imperial Guardsmen at November 18, 2013 06:42 PM (ZyqBH)

114 57 And where might one find this 22lr, for instance?  So that I can be sure to avoid it...

Posted by: DAve at November 18, 2013 06:42 PM (b7yum)

115 GOOOOOAAAALLLLL! Jets with 5.6 seconds left to tie it with the Flames 4-4.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2013 06:42 PM (fETNt)

116 guess I will throw $50-$60 into the economy tomorrow Come to the dark side. The Russkie 7.62X54R has averaged me .18 a bang.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:43 PM (QupBk)

117 One of the most basic traits of Progressivism, socialism, and the assorted menagerie of Leftist ideologies, is that society must be reshaped according to “correct thinking.” The values, mores, and beliefs are the pillars that support society, and make it what it is. The rabid Left associates any and all flaws with these fundamental underlying principles, and so seek to destroy it. Because they associate such evil with society, and more narrowly with Western Civilization and America in particular, they see the absence of that civilization as necessarily good, and thus amenable to their own utopian delusions. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4041 Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 10:31 PM (Vk2pI) I must say, you do write some good shit.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 18, 2013 06:43 PM (bb5+k)

118 85 Peaches, He maintained family Naval tradition.... Dive, dive

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 06:43 PM (9jfyN)

119 The Face of Melbourne isn't very cheerful. Stuart Grant looks like he has a sad because he just found out he left his car window down in the rain and nobody bothered to cover it up with a Whole Foods bag.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 06:43 PM (R3gO3)

120 He was hot . . . super smokin' hot, albeit dumber than a fencepost and clearly should not have been trying to fly a plane. Posted by: Peaches at November 18, 2013 10:35 PM (8lmkt) VFR pilots should not attempt IFR flying boom! you are dead

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:44 PM (SHH+J)

121 "Roman Legion charging in line, shields up, and gladius' held at the proper height to go right into the stomach and up to the heart. " You missed the part about them chucking their javelins about 30 feet away prior to the charge. The enemy line gets pelted before getting rammed with a shield wall of stabbing short swords.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 18, 2013 06:44 PM (KCvsd)

122 Who killed Bambie? Hint: Never trust a HippieÂ…

Posted by: Tenpole Tudor at November 18, 2013 06:44 PM (Vk2pI)

123 Has anyone ever offered a rationalization as to why we mobilized the Navy to toss J-J's ashes overboard? I mean, what did that cost?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

124 I need it for Saturday & I'm heading out Thursday. Will have to come to the dark side after my trip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:45 PM (HVff2)

125

Well, now I know why Carol Burnett did the little ear pull at the end of every show. She was signaling to Julie Andrews and the Dallas Garden ladies:

 

"Hey, girls, we totally got away with it! Are we awesome or what?"

Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 06:46 PM (R3gO3)

126 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 10:45 PM (aDwsi What difference does it make now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:46 PM (HVff2)

127 I must say, you do write some good shit. Posted by: D-Lamp at November 18, 2013 10:43 PM (bb5+k) I credit the alcoholÂ…

Posted by: The Boozing Hat at November 18, 2013 06:46 PM (Vk2pI)

128 Has anyone ever offered a rationalization as to why we mobilized the Navy to toss J-J's ashes overboard? I mean, what did that cost? Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 10:45 PM (aDwsi) What? You think this is a Republic?

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 06:47 PM (AO9UG)

129 Navy to toss J-J's ashes overboard? I mean, what did that cost? Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 10:45 PM (aDwsi) who is J_J again?

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:47 PM (SHH+J)

130 Carol saw it in the window and had to have it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 06:48 PM (ozktE)

131 You missed the part about them chucking their javelins about 30 feet away prior to the charge. The enemy line gets pelted before getting rammed with a shield wall of stabbing short swords.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 18, 2013 10:44 PM (KCvsd)



Those pilums have already gone out, got wedged into the shields of the victims (causing them to drop them, and very soon a Legionnaire will slam a scutum into your face and go all Stabby- Stabby- Stabby into everything in front of him.


Claymore?  Let's get up close and personal.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 06:48 PM (gmoEG)

132 VFR pilots should not attempt IFR flying


boom! you are dead

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 10:44 PM (SHH+J)

__________________

It is tough to VFR when there is no horizon.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 06:48 PM (jucos)

133 who is J_J again? --------------- 'was' is the operative tense. John-John

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

134 My fav uncle once said, the only good Kennedy.....oh never mind I don't need the ban hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:48 PM (HVff2)

135 The enemy line gets pelted before getting rammed with a shield wall of stabbing short swords. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 18, 2013 10:44 PM (KCvsd) that and the guys in front only slashed and jabbed away for about 10 minutes per hour, then rotated to the back. VDH=know your shit

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:49 PM (SHH+J)

136 John-John: JFK Junior. Noted pilot of socialites.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2013 06:49 PM (NYTfE)

137 Sorry. I was just dreaming that only spending $3000 to buy 100,000 of 22LR doesn't seem so bad when you think about how little we had to pay for it not so long ago.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 18, 2013 06:49 PM (4Mv1T)

138 >>>The Russkie 7.62X54R has averaged me .18 a bang. Where about? I've been paying .25 for Mosin food, with shipping. *bounds to gun-deals.net*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 06:49 PM (eQJwb)

139 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (4Mv1T) $.03/round? Where? I'll take 10,000 rounds. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2013 10:34 PM Bullshit: I'll take 30,000 rounds. Tomorrow. Arbitrage is a beautiful thing. Please realize; I'm "pocketing" at least 10K rounds in this deal...

Posted by: AltonJackson (is now on Twitter but Pixy won't let me post the link) at November 18, 2013 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

140 VFR pilots should not attempt IFR flying boom! you are dead Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 10:44 PM (SHH+J) __________________ It is tough to VFR when there is no horizon. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 10:48 PM (jucos) The day after the crash a reporter asked a properly trained pilot what was the most important thing to do when flying in those conditions. He said, "Don't fly in it."

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 06:50 PM (AO9UG)

141 Mrs. J-J :"John I do not give a damn what the weather is like. You said you'd fly us up there, and we're running late! "

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

142 It is tough to VFR when there is no horizon. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 10:48 PM (jucos) and everythig outside the coskpit is fookin black, the sky, the sea.......

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:51 PM (SHH+J)

143 The old cold steel. The fuzzies don't like it up 'em. No, sir.

Posted by: Dad's Army at November 18, 2013 06:52 PM (R6JT1)

144 Evening horde, been busy so here's a Koda update: After being evaluated by neurology, they think a tumor is less likely. We changed seizure meds, and by Saturday she was walking and even taking stairs with no assistance! She is back home now, having a few accidents but otherwise back to normal. Mrs. Crank and I are thrilled to have the old girl back, and acting like herself. Thanks for all the prayers!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at November 18, 2013 06:52 PM (R+XDI)

145 Whoever owns that bathroom needs to see an Urologist, stat.

Posted by: Rogue Space Herpe at November 18, 2013 06:52 PM (KLy64)

146 Sorry, John-John.

Posted by: the fog at November 18, 2013 06:52 PM (fIgFc)

147 Bush is from Texas and we know he hates blacks and probably his father hated Kennedy and had something to do with this event. President Obama should invest tax payer dollars to determine if Bush had something to do with Kennedy's death in 1965.

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at November 18, 2013 06:53 PM (EUKai)

148 CC good news!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:53 PM (HVff2)

149 103 I remember a great Bloom County strip. I can't find it online. I know I have it as a clipping somewhere around here, but a dedicated search would take weeks or months. Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 10:40 PM (sdi6R) Not really. http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=83253

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 18, 2013 06:53 PM (bb5+k)

150 Hehe, someone on Armslist near me wants to buy an Italian Carcano bolt action rifle. LOL on the timing!

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 06:53 PM (doBIb)

151 Carol   would  cut  you  in a   second.  She   was   good  with  a  knife  and   always  carried   several.  When   she   would   reach  for  her   sock  I   outran   Conway.

Posted by: Harvey Korman at November 18, 2013 06:53 PM (q4QfH)

152 The Legions liked getting up close and personal - they finally had someone to take out all of the frustration they had built up over constructing roads, bridges, aqueducts and what-not over the Empire - not to mention following every pissant tax collector on his rounds so the locals didn't go do what the legionnaires had already imagined.

"Oh - the Lonevri Tribe are making their opinions known in a pillage-and-burn sort of way?  Good - that wooden practice post really does not quite meet my needs right now.  The Lonevri - and their wives, children livestock and pets will do."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 06:53 PM (gmoEG)

153 Crank - Sounds positive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

154 SGAmmo has nine 880 crates left @ 159.90, so about .21 a round with shipping. http://is.gd/6r1H8v

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 06:54 PM (QupBk)

155
Maet

you guessed right

To-morrow is my birthday

HUZZAH!

Posted by: RiverC at November 18, 2013 06:54 PM (9hUiB)

156 He said, "Don't fly in it." Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 10:50 PM (AO9UG) Instrument Flight Rated pilots do that all the time. J-J was Visual Flight Rated, so he drove into the drink Navy guys land on carriers at night all the time.

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:54 PM (SHH+J)

157 VDH=know your shit

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 10:49 PM (SHH+J)



Oh, I make it a point to read the good Dr.'s works - and some others.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 06:55 PM (gmoEG)

158 Jon Benet Ramsey?  Carol Burnett.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 06:55 PM (jucos)

159 Kennedy's have a proclivity for driving things into water at night. Don't they?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 06:56 PM (HVff2)

160 The Face of Melbourne isn't very cheerful. Stuart Grant looks like he has a sad because he just found out he left his car window down in the rain and nobody bothered to cover it up with a Whole Foods bag.

 

Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 10:43 PM

 

 

Dude hasn't changed a bit. Mind you, being in melbourne doesn't help.

Posted by: otho at November 18, 2013 06:56 PM (9gNQd)

161 Sobering photo.  The last seconds of the Asiatic Fleet DesDiv29 tin-can USS Pope DD-225.  Last Allied warship on the whole Java Sea on 1 March 1942 after HMS Exeter and HMS Encounter had already been sunk under the guns of four Japanese heavy cruisers and Aichi Val dive-bombers.

http://www.navsource.org/archives/05/0522502.jpg

Miraculously the whole crew, save one man killed by a demolition charge, were able to abandon ship and be taken into captivity.  When the war ended, only 29 of the survivors had died while being POWs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 06:56 PM (M5zr6)

162 159 Kennedy's have a proclivity for driving things into water at night. Don't they? FTW

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 18, 2013 06:56 PM (NYTfE)

163 LOL on the timing! Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 10:53 PM (doBIb) profit, he's prolly trippling the price he paid at least

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 06:57 PM (SHH+J)

164 I killed John-John Kennedy

Posted by: Piper Saratoga at November 18, 2013 06:57 PM (aTXUx)

165 I killed Rose Kennedy

Posted by: Old Age at November 18, 2013 06:59 PM (aTXUx)

166 Navy guys land on carriers at night all the time. Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy They are pros, have several sophisticated landing aids and I have read more than a few comments from "Naval Aviators" that night landings on a carrier are the very worst aspect of their job. No depth perception at night, and really easy for even a good pilot to crack up. Especially landing in the rain, at night.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 18, 2013 06:59 PM (v6hyJ)

167 I killed Teddy

Posted by: Johnny Walker at November 18, 2013 07:00 PM (NYTfE)

168 The Kennedys died, so that I may live.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 18, 2013 07:00 PM (jucos)

169 Actually what really cleared the Argentines from their trenches was when the English soldiers offered them a job.

We were very lucky we weren't invaded by Chileans.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 07:01 PM (Nsoq9)

170 The Face of Melbourne isn't very cheerful. Stuart Grant looks like he has a sad because he just found out he left his car window down in the rain and nobody bothered to cover it up with a Whole Foods bag. Posted by: otho at November 18, 2013 10:56 PM (9gNQd)
He left a cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 07:01 PM (ozktE)

171 OT (is that possible on an ONT?), but I'm in love with "Almost Human." *heart goes pitter pat* My Karl Urban is wondiferous. Doki, doki. Okay, I now return you all to your regularly scheduled ONT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 18, 2013 07:01 PM (CA2NO)

172 I blew away Joe Kennedy Jr

Posted by: B-17 Explosion at November 18, 2013 07:01 PM (aTXUx)

173 Carol Burnett killed many bottles of vodka

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 18, 2013 07:01 PM (nSybQ)

174 I remember a great Bloom County strip. I can't find it online. rickl, look at link in name.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2013 07:02 PM (CeNUw)

175 Meanwhile, I'll never forget the reaction a black co-resident in my dorm had right after we learned that Reagan was shot: he openly spoke of wanting him to die. Reagan had been in office barely two months, and this asshole had already built up a reservoir of hatred against the man.

Posted by: Mike at November 18, 2013 07:02 PM (Rk8LS)

176 The Kennedys made me want to kill myself.

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at November 18, 2013 07:02 PM (v6hyJ)

177 I also killed a "President" Kennedy.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's alcoholism and overall shitbag-itude at November 18, 2013 07:02 PM (auEor)

178 Ah, I read too slowly. Got beat by a lamp. Or a government program that ended on 2010.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2013 07:03 PM (CeNUw)

179 A 12" dildo killed me

Posted by: Rose Kennedy at November 18, 2013 07:03 PM (HVff2)

180 I was in downtown Dallas about a year ago and went inside the Old Red Courthouse.  It has been converted into a museum of Dallas history.  They had a documentary of Dallas history playing in a small viewing area, and when the doc got to the JFK assassination, they focused on Dallas' "right wing" extremism.  Of course they made no mention of the fact that Oswald was a fucking Marxist.  It just didn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 18, 2013 07:03 PM (S11Oq)

181 I killed Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: Single Malt Whisky at November 18, 2013 07:03 PM (HVMNu)

182 156 He said, "Don't fly in it." Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 10:50 PM (AO9UG) Instrument Flight Rated pilots do that all the time. J-J was Visual Flight Rated, so he drove into the drink Navy guys land on carriers at night all the time. Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 10:54 PM (SHH+J) It was his way of saying, "Take the limo."

Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 07:03 PM (AO9UG)

183 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 10:56 PM (M5zr6)


Four of those old four-pipers made a night torpedo attack into the Japanese invasion in Makassar Straits - USS Pope, Parrott, Ford, and Paul Jones.  They got in and out.

http://www.history.navy
.mil/library/online/
javasea_
campaign.htm#engag

Put it together.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:03 PM (gmoEG)

184 Simple yoga @ 135 - Um, no. The guys in the front of the phalanx had only two directions they could go: forward or down, underfoot. Because they had the rest of the phalanx behind them, pushing. Physically impossible to move to the back.

Posted by: Butch at November 18, 2013 07:04 PM (EV3Uf)

185 166 Navy guys land on carriers at night all the time. Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy They are pros, have several sophisticated landing aids and I have read more than a few comments from "Naval Aviators" that night landings on a carrier are the very worst aspect of their job. No depth perception at night, and really easy for even a good pilot to crack up. Especially landing in the rain, at night. During the 2012 election, some lefty douchebag magazine (Rolling Stone?) tried to make fun of McCain and his ineptitude with using a computer keyboard. They said he couldn't even figure out how to operate something simple like an iPod. One comment that completely pwned this mag asked which was harder: playing with an iPod or landing a jet on carrier in the South China Sea. At night.

Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 07:04 PM (doBIb)

186

120 He was hot . . . super smokin' hot, albeit dumber than a fencepost and clearly should not have been trying to fly a plane. Posted by: Peaches at November 18, 2013 10:35 PM (8lmkt)

 

Yep. Caroline is not hot and dumber than a fence post. The men got all the looks in that family (not that all, or even most of them are that good-looking. RKF's sons aren't lookers). The woman all got the big teeth and horse face. Really, all the family glamour comes from JFK and JFK Jr.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 07:04 PM (R3gO3)

187 106 Nice ont Maet...

Posted by: sven10077 at November 18, 2013 10:40 PM (9jfyN)

Maet's ONTs are teh bestest.

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 07:04 PM (x3YFz)

188 I saw the Dallas Ladies Gardening Club open for the Dead Kennedys at the Showbox back in '78. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: FYNQ at November 18, 2013 07:04 PM (a+btq)

189 Anna - Looks like it took a torpedo on port side forward.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

190 I'll never forget the reaction a black co-resident in my dorm had right after we learned that Reagan was shot: he openly spoke of wanting him to die.

Reagan kicked off his 1980 campaign in Philadelphia, Mississippi. The black community took this as an appeal to the "Southern Strategy", that is, to race. Rightly or wrongly, that's how they took it, and why blacks were much more against Reagan (at first) than against (say) Ford and Eisenhower.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 07:05 PM (Nsoq9)

191 >>>SGAmmo has nine 880 crates left @ 159.90, so about .21 a round Just saw that on gun-deals. Too bad I have anniversary and Christmas coming up. Stupid budget.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:05 PM (eQJwb)

192 A stroke knocked Joe Kennedy Sr down, I finished him off

Posted by: Heart Attack at November 18, 2013 07:05 PM (aTXUx)

193 Damn, eight rounds of shootout

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2013 07:05 PM (fETNt)

194 The video tags the SS guy for the 2nd and fatal shot trying to grab his coffee cup. I buy that one.

Posted by: Guido at November 18, 2013 07:05 PM (kyEUW)

195 I have a new granddaughter. Her dad is Army artillery sarge and her mom is a Mom (my sprog).

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 18, 2013 07:06 PM (1EBd8)

196 I killed myself from the Grassy Knoll... Just ask Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and that Cat guy...

Posted by: John F. Kennedy at November 18, 2013 07:06 PM (Vk2pI)

197 It was his way of saying, "Take the limo." Posted by: eman at November 18, 2013 11:03 PM (AO9UG) ah, got it

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:06 PM (SHH+J)

198 Damn, and Jets lose to Flames at home. Not good for my BP.

Posted by: logprof at November 18, 2013 07:06 PM (fETNt)

199 >>>> HMS Exeter<<<<

Exeter's claim to fame is being the ship that crippled the Graf Spee. The six inch guns on Ajax and Achilles chewed up the German's upper works and superstructure but it was an eight inch shell from the Exeter that wrecked her fuel processor. It was the last round she fired before her last gun was put out of action--she had already turned away from the Graf Spee to put some range between them.

The Panzershiffe could have made it back to Germany with her bridge all torn up but not having clean fuel for the diesels and the boilers meant she was doomed.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 07:06 PM (P/gm7)

200 One comment that completely pwned this mag asked which was harder: playing with an iPod or landing a jet on carrier in the South China Sea. At night.


Posted by: EC at November 18, 2013 11:04 PM (doBIb)

Which is harder:

- getting shot the fuck down flying cowboy too low while everyone else on the mission is looking at you wondering why you're an idiot

or

- not getting shot the fuck down.

It's a quiz.

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 07:07 PM (x3YFz)

201 Project Aphrodite plane that killed Joe Jr was a PB4Y-1 Liberator.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:07 PM (M5zr6)

202 Put the link together - that tiny url stuff I never learned and at my advanced age of  - holy crap it is past 11:00 pm - I am not going to do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:07 PM (gmoEG)

203 The woman all got the big teeth and horse face. Really, all the family glamour comes from JFK and JFK Jr. Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 11:04 PM

JFK Jr looked like Jackie and particularly like his maternal grandfather Black Jack Bouvier

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2013 07:07 PM (aTXUx)

204 Hi, Rosemary. Daddy says, "Surprise!"

Posted by: a lobotomy at November 18, 2013 07:07 PM (fIgFc)

205 I have a new granddaughter. Her dad is Army artillery sarge and her mom is a Mom (my sprog). Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 18, 2013 11:06 PM (1EBd Congrats!

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 07:08 PM (Vk2pI)

206 I killed lee Harvey Oswald Since it's history nite & all

Posted by: Jack ruby at November 18, 2013 07:08 PM (HVff2)

207 149 Not really. http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=83253 Posted by: D-Lamp at November 18, 2013 10:53 PM (bb5+k) So how did you find that? I searched all over the place. Anyway, I remembered the first three panels correctly.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

208 We killed Rosemary Kennedy.  We just wish it didn't take as long as it did.

Posted by: Joe and Rose Kennedy at November 18, 2013 07:09 PM (jucos)

209 72 I killed Martha Moxley. YEAH! One for the Kennedys! Posted by: Michael Skakel at November 18, 2013 10:32 PM

I was first!

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at November 18, 2013 07:09 PM (aTXUx)

210 195 I have a new granddaughter. Her dad is Army artillery sarge and her mom is a Mom (my sprog).

Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 18, 2013 11:06 PM (1EBd

Gratz big dog!

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 07:09 PM (x3YFz)

211 Every successful presidential assassination was carried out by someone sympathetic to leftist causes. look it up.

Posted by: Mike at November 18, 2013 07:09 PM (Rk8LS)

212 John Mc Cain is a stuttering clusterfuck, he has an iPhone & plays poker on it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 07:10 PM (HVff2)

213 rickl, I found it on google, searching for bloom county conspiracy theories make sense

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2013 07:10 PM (CeNUw)

214 Mike, stop letting your cat write comments... 

DD-225 USS Pope at U-boat.net
http://uboat.net/allies/warships/ship/2334.html

DD-225 USS Pope at Pacific Wrecks
http://www.pacificwrecks.com/ships/usn/DD-225.html

First person account of USS Pope's last days
http://www.asiaticfleet.com/usspope/usspope.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:10 PM (M5zr6)

215 First they drove me off a bridge. Then they hauled me up. Then they threw me into the water again. There is something wrong with those people.

Posted by: '67 Olds Delmont 88 at November 18, 2013 07:11 PM (aDwsi)

216 212 John Mc Cain is a stuttering clusterfuck, he has an iPhone & plays poker on itPosted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 11:10 PM (HVff2)
He bluffs himself.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 07:11 PM (ozktE)

217 I might have killed Jack Ruby

Posted by: Lucky Strike Cigarettes at November 18, 2013 07:11 PM (HVff2)

218 Because they had the rest of the phalanx behind them, pushing. Physically impossible to move to the back. Posted by: Butch at November 18, 2013 11:04 PM (EV3Uf) VDH indicated the Romans figured out how to have the 2nd rank take the place of the first rank while the first rank made its way to the back

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:12 PM (SHH+J)

219 213 rickl, I found it on google, searching for bloom county conspiracy theories make sense Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2013 11:10 PM (CeNUw) I searched for "bloom county jayne mansfield second gunman", and got nothing.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

220 And mclame's douchebag cowboy issues are easily googlable.  Everyone he flew with hated him.

And let's not forget the price of the plane, the SAR team that had to go look for his dumb ass, and the cost and training of the replacement pilot.

Dear John,

Nice work, fucko.  Next time you want to lose your shit and go cowboy, just die.  We'll send flowers.

signed,

USN, USAF, USMC, USA

Posted by: tangonine at November 18, 2013 07:13 PM (x3YFz)

221 216 212 He bluffs himself. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 11:11 PM (ozktE) He plays with himself Fify

Posted by: Lucky Strike Cigarettes at November 18, 2013 07:13 PM (HVff2)

222 OT, but it is an open thread. Leslie Marshall looks so fucking pissed off all the time.  As do most leftist women.  They're  all angry all the time, and I think that's why conservative women, on the whole, are way better looking. Must suck to have such a bad attitude, but they think we're the ones with the bad attitudes. Weird.

Posted by: kalneva at November 18, 2013 07:13 PM (XyrkB)

223 HMS Exeter with Ajax and Achilles did have a slug fest with the pocket battleship Graff Spee.  Exeter took such damage she had to retire to the Falklands for emergency repairs.  Then back to the UK for proper repairs.  She and HMS Duke of York were the only ships of their class and a bit of a jinxed class since Duke of York got zapped by Italian suicide boats in 1940.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:13 PM (M5zr6)

224 Must suck to have such a bad attitude, but they think we're the ones with the bad attitudes. Weird. Posted by: kalneva --------------- Left/Liberals - All projection, all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

225 The only way to make the ACA popular again is to take the law, put it in a Lincoln Continental Convertible, and drive it down to Dallas. In 50 years everyone will still be talking about what a magical law it was.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 18, 2013 07:15 PM (6ahup)

226

Obviously liberals have to stretch to make Dallas directly responsible for JFK's murder, given that it was by a guy whose ideology was polar opposite, but there's some truth to the idea that radical ideas on both ends can thrive in a certain environment.

also reading the rhetoric against JFK and how much it mirrors certain overblown "Obama the Communist destroyer of America" rhetoric is kinda funny. Truthfully the only thing Dems are that much more liberal on today are cultural issues because a consensus existed back then that doesn't know

Posted by: blue.dot at November 18, 2013 07:15 PM (TP6sz)

227 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 11:06 PM (P/gm7)


No boilers on a diesel ship - but yes, the Brit cruisers did some damage and the German captain feared that heavier ships were on their way.  and considering what happened to the real Admiral Graf Spee in WWI wasn't an unreasonable supposition - British battlecruisers exiting Port Stanley in the Falklands and running just about every German cruiser down is not something you want to remember when you are the raider getting cornered.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:15 PM (gmoEG)

228 Every successful presidential assassination was carried out by someone sympathetic to leftist causes

If we're looking at rightist assassination attempts, Guy Fawkes is the gold standard . . . he bollixed all that up royally.

The Black Hand at Sarajevo might count, but they were arguably more proto-fascist / nationalist - we got a taste of their ideal in Milosevic.

Leftists are indeed better at murder and mayhem. Of course, more of them are drawn to murder and mayhem - so it makes sense that they get higher scores at it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 07:16 PM (Nsoq9)

229 122 Who killed Bambi?


 I did!

Posted by: Godzilla at November 18, 2013 07:17 PM (HVMNu)

230

208 We killed Rosemary Kennedy. We just wish it didn't take as long as it did.

 

 Posted by: Joe and Rose Kennedy at November 18, 2013 11:09 PM (jucos)

 

 I read Arthur Scheslinger Jr.'s hagiography of RFK when I was in college. I was a dumb lib then and took it entirely at face value, because I didn't realize at the time that Scheslinger (sp) had been fellating the Kennedys for decades. I remember what he said about Rosemary: she had, sadly, "fallen behind" and had to be left with the nuns at St. Coletta's. Even then, I thought, "WTF? Fallen behind?" I just thought she was severely (naturally) retarded. I wondered why a family with the Kennedy's moola had to institutionalize one of their one, when they could afford a full-time nurse to care for her.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 07:17 PM (R3gO3)

231 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 11:05 PM (Nsoq9) well since a white guy got elected in a black district in Houston when pretending to be a black guy, youse all sort that out.

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:17 PM (SHH+J)

232 Ion Pacepa, he was the Romanian State Security, DIE, when he defected, he also describes the defamation campaign against Pope Pius, among other details.

http://tiny.cc/3i3r6w

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at November 18, 2013 07:17 PM (Jsiw/)

233 8 100% of the Kennedy clan can rot in hell for all eternity.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2013 10:19 PM (hmUex)


There is no end to them. The other day, the Daily Mail had a whole article extolling the good looks of Caroline's son. *sigh*. Another Kennedy for the press to go ape-$hit over (he's like JFK, Jr. but not nearly as good-looking; but that won't matter to the press! They told us Michelle O was beautiful for Heaven's sake.).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 18, 2013 07:18 PM (KL49F)

234 I've just re-read C.S. Forrester's "Sink the Bismarck". Where surface warfare is concerned, an awful lot happens in a *very* short time. The huge capital (time, money, lives, labor, etc., etc) associated with a large ship can be lost in just a few short ugly minutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

235 JFK was a warmongering neo-con, so of course a commie whacked him.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 18, 2013 07:18 PM (Xlbr8)

236 This is a wild foosball game. I should have been in bed hours ago, but I'm pot-committed now. Not committed to pot, mind you. Stupid random drug tests.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:19 PM (eQJwb)

237 The sad sack academic. What a precious putz.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 07:19 PM (zOTsN)

238 Mike, stop letting your cat write comments...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 11:10 PM (M5zr6)


...I don't have a cat.


But I really like ships and military history, especially naval history.  If that hasn't been too obvious.

Note:  Of the American commanders only Admiral Hart of the Asiatic Fleet took it seriously enough to disperse his surface ships out of Manila Bay and to points south.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:20 PM (gmoEG)

239 Are we racists?

Posted by: Just Axting at November 18, 2013 07:20 PM (HVff2)

240 This is a wild foosball game. I should have been in bed hours ago, but I'm pot-committed now. Werd. Carolina just beat the spread. 59 seconds.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:20 PM (QupBk)

241 I almost killed Bambi.

Posted by: Smokey the Bear smoking in bed at November 18, 2013 07:20 PM (FYsSA)

242 OK, so it's so far down-thread that it isn't funny anymore, but I had a really funny comment 150 comments ago... it was comedy gold

Posted by: AltonJackson (is now on Twitter but Pixy won't let me post the link) at November 18, 2013 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

243 >>>Werd. Carolina just beat the spread. 59 seconds. Back to the joke factory with you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:21 PM (eQJwb)

244 Debbie Gibson is 42yo and wears fugly outfits at NY Knicks game, film = never

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:21 PM (SHH+J)

245 I saw the Dead Kennedys at the Varsity in Palo Alto in '85. No, really, I did.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2013 07:21 PM (FcR7P)

246 *slips into Mikey's shadow*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

247 #232 Your link goes to a Palin-supporters photo and not a story about Pius being defamed by the Communists, Jeffrey.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 07:22 PM (fIgFc)

248 >>>>Um, no. The guys in the front of the phalanx had only two directions they could go: forward or down, underfoot.

Because they had the rest of the phalanx behind them, pushing. Physically impossible to move to the back.<<<<

Legions normally did not fight in a phalanx. They preferred an extended line to depth. When they fought against the Greeks the tactic was to draw the phalanx across rough ground and force gaps in its front. Once the legionnaires could get into those gaps and force a melee style fight they were much better equipped for one on one combat. When the phalanx was sufficiently spread apart the Roman second line would charge and mop it up. Pydna and Cynocephelae (sp?) were the Crecy and Agincourt of the ancient world.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 07:22 PM (P/gm7)

249 Anyway, today saw the flawless launch of NASA's MAVEN spacecraft, to study the Martian atmosphere. Here is an overview article about the mission: http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2013/11/atlasv-launch-maven-mars-mission/ I was at work, but managed to time my lunch break so I could watch it live. It was a beautiful launch, through broken clouds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_nyFIwPy0 At last report the spacecraft is healthy, and is expected to reach Mars next September.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

250 3rd and 10 51 seconds

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:22 PM (QupBk)

251 We are marinated in Kennedy-adoration up here in Boston. I got my pic taken with John jr at a fundraiser at my high school when he was in his early 20s and he was very dreamy. Ted jr was at the same event and was tipsy and groping the girls, I think he was in a beach buggy accident that left a girl paralyzed? Does that sound right.? The loser cousin Michael (son of Robert) was involved with teenage babysitter that was quite a local scandal about 10 years ago, humiliating his wife before skiing into tree. Poor Joan kept on turning up face down drunk downtown and getting arrested for DUI for yearsand rumor has it the bodies, or pieces of them washed up on GayHead beach on MV after the plane crash, the same island location as the more notorious 1969 chapter of the Kennedy war on women, and I bet I am forgetting a dozen other scandals and ruined lives, yet people still worship them here. Especially women. I will never understand it.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:22 PM (FIMVX)

252 This is all part of Brady's plan to not use timeouts by throwing the ball into the dirt every play. Fucking genius.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:23 PM (eQJwb)

253 Hi ont mwaaaaa!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 07:23 PM (vgd4f)

254 I hope to kill Bambi's dad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 07:23 PM (HVff2)

255 4th and 10 47 seconds

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:23 PM (QupBk)

256 Who shot JFK?

Someday in the near future, they will be able to enhance the resolution of the Zapruder film, and we'll discover it was Joe DiMaggio on the grassy knoll.  "She was mine first, Jack, you bastard!"

Or, not.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 18, 2013 07:23 PM (IW8ZD)

257

Good Christ, is the weekly meme "Every White is a Racist" from the White House?  Every Fucking Talking Point is some person of color accusing all Whites of racism over one thing or another.  I'm getting pissed.  Enough already you poor little pissant cry babies.  Get off MY LAWN!!!!!

Posted by: DailyDish at November 18, 2013 07:23 PM (+b3dK)

258 1st down to Gronk.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:24 PM (QupBk)

259 I always like the episode of Seinfeld riffing on whether or not there was a second shooter. As I recall it involved someone spitting on Keith Hernandez.

Posted by: Northernlurker AKA Ragnar the Phillips screwdriver of Thor at November 18, 2013 07:24 PM (BLAfs)

260 Gronk smash!

Posted by: The Incrdible Gronk at November 18, 2013 07:24 PM (auEor)

261 She and HMS Duke of York were the only ships of their class and a bit of a jinxed class since Duke of York got zapped by Italian suicide boats in 1940.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 11:13 PM (M5zr6)


HMS York was the cruiser.  Lost off Crete, I believe.


HMS Duke of York was a KGV battleship and sank Scharnhorst in the Battle of North Cape.


*brrzzzz*  

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:24 PM (gmoEG)

262 everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhh4DcUbQJQ

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 07:24 PM (Nsoq9)

263 239 Are we racists?
Posted by: Just Axting at November 18, 2013 11:20 PM (HVff2)


Apparently MH enjoys playing footsie with the line. This rarely ends well.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 18, 2013 07:24 PM (pAlYe)

264 Goldi - Willie Smith, and Skankel (sp?) need to be added to the list. Wasn't Patrick in for rehab?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

265 Carol Burnett. Tell me about it.

Posted by: National Enquirer at November 18, 2013 07:25 PM (Pa9vP)

266 back and to the left

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:25 PM (QupBk)

267 Apparently MH enjoys playing footsie with the line. This rarely ends well. ------------- Wait..., what?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

268 Oh and the mile long taxpayer funded park sitting on top of the Big Dig going right through the heart of the city, and recent home to Occupy Boston, is called the Rose Kennedy Greenway. Because there aren't enough things named Kennedy here.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:26 PM (FIMVX)

269 167 I killed Teddy Posted by: Johnny Walker at November 18, 2013 11:00 PM (NYTfE) Go back and read the Rob Ford thread. Rob Ford is Kennedyesque. I bet he and his brother have done a waitress sandwich.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2013 07:27 PM (QvC2u)

270 A wonderful ONT should end well, the heads up is appreciated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 07:28 PM (HVff2)

271 What's with all the female sportcasters in the DC market.  Every single channel during the weeknights.  I hate it.  I don't want someone who has never played the game yammering away about the inner workings of the sport. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 07:28 PM (jucos)

272 That's one magic loogie.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 07:28 PM (fIgFc)

273 >>>Apparently MH enjoys playing footsie with the line. This rarely ends well. Ruh-roh, the hammer has been drawn. And as is written, once drawn, it must be fed. I assume MH refers to Hammer, but I don't recall anything over, or even near the line. But you're the guy with the big ass hammer, so my opinion counts for fuck-all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:29 PM (eQJwb)

274 Been watching a lot of Beavis & Butthead lately, and I thought of you morons. They go hobo hunting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMckjwEwsrw

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 18, 2013 07:29 PM (Y92Nd)

275 Wait..., what? Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 11:26 PM (aDwsi) pretty sure there is more than one MH here

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:29 PM (SHH+J)

276 DC - Turns out it is the other MH that flirted with death..., so to speak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

277 With the USAAC wiped out almost to the last plane on the first day of combat, did Hart have any true hope of opposing the Japanese landings in the Philippines?  No.

Though ABDA Afloat was a Frankenstein that proved it was not even the sum of its parts.  HMAS Perth and USS Houston sunk for no gain.  USS Marblehead should have sunk but managed to escape.  Tender USS Langley sunk trying to ferry P-40s to Java.  USS Edsall rescuing Langley survivors, survivors transferred to the fleet oiler Pecos, and then USS Edsall being wiped off the face of the planet after being blown out of the water by Japanese heavy cruisers - only 5 bodies were ever recovered with their skulls chopped off.  HMNS light cruiser Tromp being damaged in combat and escaping to Australia for repairs.  HMNS De Ruyter was sunk during the Battle of the Java Sea.  USS Boise, cruiser, during the aborted raid that effectively destroyed ABDA's cruiser force struck a reef that gouged her keel and escaped first to Ceylon and then to the US for repairs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:30 PM (M5zr6)

278

In a way, the Catholic vote for JFK was like the black vote is for Obama. My parents thought JFK was great because he was Catholic and they both remembered when anti-Catholic prejudice was strong. And older Irish Catholics, even conservative ones, often have a tough time getting past the tribal thing.

 

One good thing Peggy Noonan said (she says something good maybe twice a year) is that the irony of it was that JFK had much more in common with the moneyed WASP's at Harvard than he ever had with some bartender in Southie. And of course that's also true of Obama - he knows how to play the race card, but is more like white ideologues like Ayers than he is with the homies in the projects.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 07:30 PM (R3gO3)

279 Back and to the left 6 seconds remain

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:31 PM (QupBk)

280 Rob Ford is Kennedyesque.

He'll be very flattered if you tell him this. Go send him a postcard to that effect - preferably stuffed with lots of those little plastic hearts :^x

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 07:31 PM (Nsoq9)

281 If you look closely at the pic above you can see handles on the back of Kennedy's limo. Two secret service agents normaly road on the back of the limo holding onto those handles effectively blocking any shot from the rear. There is a video of the agents being waved off the back of the limo by there superior that day. It was an inside job. Search youtube for JFK-SECRET SERVICE ORDERS STAND DOWN.

Posted by: RobD at November 18, 2013 07:31 PM (/VmES)

282 Misanthropic - Geeze man..., for moment I thought my picture was going to be on the Post Office wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

283 I've just re-read C.S. Forrester's "Sink the Bismarck".

Where surface warfare is concerned, an awful lot happens in a *very* short time. The huge capital (time, money, lives, labor, etc., etc) associated with a large ship can be lost in just a few short ugly minutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 11:18 PM (aDwsi)



Get "Neptune's Inferno" about the Guadalcanal campaign for how fast ships got chewed up.  And "73 North" by Dudley Pope about the Battle of the Barents Sea for how cold does it have to be before you don't feel that death is so bad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:32 PM (gmoEG)

284 3 seconds

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:32 PM (QupBk)

285 Yep HMS York.  Off Crete by Italian suicide boats.  Sometimes names just kinda scramble together.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:32 PM (M5zr6)

286 >>>No boilers on a diesel ship<<<

For some reason I was thinking the Graf Spee had a cruising turbine in addition to the diesels-maybe it is the k cruisers I am thinking of. Regardless the prcessor cleaned the seawater out of the fuel. She had used up most of her ammo brawling with the Brits and the only had about 5-6 hours of usable fuel when they broke off and fled to the Plate. They couldn't fix the thing so no matter what was waiting breaking out to sea was going to be a death ride.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 07:32 PM (P/gm7)

287 Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 11:30 PM (R3gO3) yup, voting the race/religion/what ever the f&ck card always works, out as opposed to voting for issues you care about

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:33 PM (SHH+J)

288 no foul - time expired

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:33 PM (QupBk)

289 >>>Turns out it is the other MH that flirted with death..., so to speak. Good. Less so for the other MH. Panthers win! Suck it, peaches!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:34 PM (eQJwb)

290 271, Hear, hear! I don't even watch very much sports, and I'm a woman, but I hate women sportscasters. They have no business.  I guess most guys are like my husband, who doesn't care. He gets past it. And not because they're hot, most aren't. He is just a "whatever" type of guy. Which really pisses me off, when I want to rant, and he just rolls his eyes. Thank  God for the horde!

Posted by: kalneva at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (XyrkB)

291 Sorry Mr. Hammer didn't mean to get you in trouble or me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (HVff2)

292 Oh man, I forgot about the rapist cousin in FL and Skakel, nice catch! And Patrick. Junkie idiot Congressman. And the poor wife of Robert Jr who just killed herself and he moved her grave out of the family plot And Joe Jr, who cares about the littl guy so much he made a fortune importing Venezueln oil from his pal Chavez for his charity..... They are a one family crime wave.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (FIMVX)

293 Cry baby Brady, shameful

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (vgd4f)

294 Cry baby Brady, shameful

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (vgd4f)

295 Just bearhug a receiver... fine with us.

Posted by: 404Refs at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (auEor)

296 Oh man, I forgot about the rapist cousin in FL and Skakel, nice catch! And Patrick. Junkie idiot Congressman. And the poor wife of Robert Jr who just killed herself and he moved her grave out of the family plot And Joe Jr, who cares about the littl guy so much he made a fortune importing Venezueln oil from his pal Chavez for his charity..... They are a one family crime wave.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (FIMVX)

297 Danica Patrick is single now FYI

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (SHH+J)

298 Newton shouldn't give interviews. He should be a silent magician like the old David Copperfield.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (QupBk)

299 278 And of course that's also true of Obama - he knows how to play the race card, but is more like white ideologues like Ayers than he is with the homies in the projects. Posted by: Donna V. at November 18, 2013 11:30 PM (R3gO3) That's the thing: Obama has nothing whatsoever in common with American blacks. He grew up in Indonesia and Hawaii. He went to exclusive private schools. I believe his grandparents were bankers. He never lived in "the hood".

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

300

"And of course that's also true of Obama - he knows how to play the race card, but is more like white ideologues like Ayers than he is with the homies in the projects."

I don't know that this means anything? the "homies in the projects" as you put it can still look up to someone even if he doesn't share their exact experience. Not that you're arguing otherwise, just that you if you share religion/race/another identity with someone you can sometimes relate to them in certain ways even if it's not every way

Posted by: blue.dot at November 18, 2013 07:36 PM (TP6sz)

301 >>>Danica Patrick is single now FYI Not for long.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:37 PM (eQJwb)

302 Oops, sorry for the double comment

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 07:37 PM (vgd4f)

303
So how did you find that? I searched all over the place.

Anyway, I remembered the first three panels correctly.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 11:08 PM (sdi6R)



I googled "bloom county"  coupled with your comment: "I don't want to hear anymore about how Jayne Mansfield was the second gunman at the Kennedy assassination."


Pulled it up pretty quick. 


My google-fu is strong.  




Posted by: D-Lamp at November 18, 2013 07:37 PM (XnALK)

304 And, of course, Obama even pretended to be an African in sundry places in his life.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 07:38 PM (fIgFc)

305 Misanthropic - S'ok. I've harvested too many deer to get weepy over a bit of celluloid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

306 Kittehs Win!!!!

24-20

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2013 07:38 PM (aTXUx)

307 The ref just did a Census bureau call. Doesn't matter if its wrong. It got the result they wanted.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at November 18, 2013 07:39 PM (ial2b)

308 302 Oops, sorry for the double comment Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 11:37 PM (vgd4f) no apologies on the ONT, go big or get banned fify

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:39 PM (SHH+J)

309 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 11:30 PM (M5zr6)


And he was smart enough that when the war warning came he had his ships already out.  The Asiatic fleet one heavy cruiser, one modern light cruiser, one old light cruiser and a bunch of WWI destroyers weren't going to do anything and Hart knew that.  The ABDA thing was just throwing whatever was available into the breach and it worked as well as you would expect three navies that had no training, signals, doctrine, logistics - or really anything more serious than how to drink rum in a waterfront dive - in common.  The Battle of the Java Sea only proved that they could stand together and die.  The other battles proved that they could flee together or separate and die.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:40 PM (gmoEG)

310 Stuart Scott is wearing fingerless gloves with a suit. Redefining fashion.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:40 PM (eQJwb)

311 According to current Liberal logic JFK was killed by the Italians that built his rifle.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 18, 2013 07:41 PM (6ahup)

312 As a HS football official I just don't get the nfl's dpi or holding calls. Sometimes I think the nfl & we are in cahoots together

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 07:41 PM (HVff2)

313 When I was in Dallas for a guitar show I decided to go see where Kennedy got wasted. The one thing that blew my mind was the absolute compactness of the whole area. The news reels always made it look like the area was pretty spread out, but it wasn't. I swear the book depository was so close he could have practically hit him with a hand gun, and it almost looked like I could have peed in the street from the grassy knoll. It was mind blowing how close to Kennedy everything was. The whole experience was unreal, nothing like I expected.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 07:41 PM (FMbng)

314 Because there aren't enough things named Kennedy here. Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 11:26 PM (FIMVX) In WV there is tons of shit named after a Democrat who was in the Klan.

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 07:42 PM (LpbKr)

315 Hey man, cut me some slack. Have you seen my eyes?

I got no idea what the fuck I'm wearing.

Posted by: Stuart Scott at November 18, 2013 07:42 PM (auEor)

316 According to current Liberal logic JFK was killed by the Italians that built his rifle. Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 18, 2013 11:41 PM (6ahup) it had a hi-cap mag too. a weapon of war don't forget since it was issued to I-talian troops

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:42 PM (SHH+J)

317 BBL.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 18, 2013 07:42 PM (fIgFc)

318 Belichick wants to cuss so bad

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:42 PM (QupBk)

319

I wish I wasn't a racist  Rethuglican hater, because I really would like to love Daneen Borelli.

 

(I sure hope the sarc tag is unnecessary, but you never know.)

 

She just called Oprah, on Hannity, a bitter billionaire, who is the last  person who should be playing the race card. Yup. She always makes a lot of sense.  I hardly ever get to hear her  on the radio, only when  she subs for one of the big guys.

Posted by: kalneva at November 18, 2013 07:43 PM (XyrkB)

320 I'm quite proud of the fact that I have not watched a single second on anything JFK related during this recent media orgasmstorm. I fucking tired of hearing about the damn Kennedys. Fuck em'. The idolatry of this corrupt, crapweasal of a family is mind numbing.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (IqETo)

321 G'night fake internet friends. I vote that whoever invented the alarm clock be exhumed from his grave, re-animated, then killed.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (eQJwb)

322 Now USS Stewart, that was the one old four-piper that had a most interesting war career....


And I am logging out of here because I do have to make myself useful in the morning.


Yeah, I know - an ornament to society and they make me work for a living?  They should support me in the manner to which I accustomed just to be graced with my being!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (gmoEG)

323 Oops nfl & WWE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (HVff2)

324 Just finished Nathaniel Philbrick's "Bunker Hill," and of course the bayonet gave the Brits the decisive edge once the Colonials used up all their powder and it went to close range fighting.  Always a formidable weapon.

So, one must ask, who had a bayonet in Dallas?  And didn't the Brits still bear a grudge - nay, more than one - that might have been vented upon Kennedy?  His Irishness a reminder of the Easter Uprising; his Naval background a rebuke of impressment and an echo of 1812; and his Massachusetts roots the very stench of rebellion.

Plus he was hittin' Marilyn Monroe when the John Bulls was 'bout to have no more'n Twiggy.

He had to die.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (iYlIC)

325 >>>No boilers on a diesel ship<<<
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 11:32 PM (P/gm7)

Except auxiliary boilers used to provide steam for heating and cooking equipment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (ozktE)

326 This post-game news conference is painful to watch, and I don't even like the B.

Posted by: toby928© at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (QupBk)

327 Drinking is the key. Vices are defeated, or at least controlled, by division. A little of many things is better than a lot of one. Steal from Peter to pay Paul. Can't serve two gods, because in the end fuck them both..

Posted by: Flyonthewall at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (mUydy)

328 Which Kennedy was a Herion addict and flew to SD to take the bar cause theirs was the easiest, and he failed several times anyway. He was found ODd in a SDHotel, but survived.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

329 JFK was like Obama in the way that his family had nothing in common and no shared experience with your typical working class Irish Catholic types, yet was and his whole trust fund criminal family is still worshipped. My extended family, Exhibit A.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:46 PM (FIMVX)

330 Was in high school when Reagan was shot. Everyone was surprised and talking about it. Some of the punk rockers were inconsolable. That was more surprising to me.

Posted by: UWP at November 18, 2013 07:46 PM (fdXMW)

331 If it were the 50th anniversary of my father's death, I would stay in the country to at least put flowers on his grave. What the heck is wrong with Caroline?

Posted by: Baldy at November 18, 2013 07:46 PM (2bql3)

332 328 that was David Kennedy. Why do I know this.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:48 PM (FIMVX)

333 Robert f Kennedy jr, stopped at SD airport with 183grams of Heroin

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

334 328 that was David Kennedy. Why do I know this.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:48 PM (FIMVX)

335 Robert f Kennedy jr, stopped at SD airport with 183grams of Heroin

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

336 328 that was David Kennedy. Why do I know this.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:48 PM (FIMVX)

337 Belichik is such a pouter.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 18, 2013 07:48 PM (zDsvJ)

338 Well, fuck the cheating NE Patriots. I guess since they can't steal video of their opponents it gets a little tougher. PAY BACK BABY, Super bowel 38, cheating assholes. 24-20 Panthers

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2013 07:49 PM (0FSuD)

339 One of the things that truly doomed the 27 Feb 1942 Battle of the Java Sea was the Dutch admiral in charge, Doorman, had off-loaded the seaplanes some of his cruisers carried in anticipation of a night action.  Instead DeRuyter, Houston, Perth, Java, Exeter fought a day surface action against Nachi, Hagura, Jintsu, and Naka who had their spotter planes plus air cover.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:49 PM (5tMRX)

340 I made my millions during prohibition. Suckas

Posted by: Old man Kennedy at November 18, 2013 07:49 PM (HVff2)

341 Who cares about the JFK assassination. It's also the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who. A special prequel to the 50th Anniversary show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 07:49 PM (Vk2pI)

342 Robert f Kennedy jr, stopped at SD airport with 183grams of Heroin Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 11:48 PM (zOTsN) that's only 6 ounces, what are you a prude? I'ts not a pound

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:52 PM (SHH+J)

343 Right, David OD'd in California. Ok I don't want to think about them anymore.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:52 PM (FIMVX)

344 Robert f Kennedy jr, stopped at SD airport with 183grams of Heroin Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 11:48 PM (zOTsN) that's only 6 ounces, what are you a prude? I'ts not like a pound

Posted by: Simple Yoga for Pregnancy at November 18, 2013 07:52 PM (SHH+J)

345 Pie is bullshit. You can't string out cause from effect forever, eventually the shot hits the target.

Posted by: Flyonthewall at November 18, 2013 07:52 PM (mUydy)

346 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2013 07:53 PM (JawqV)

347 Flipping channels - did I just hear Leno say George Bush is going to be on tonight?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 07:53 PM (1S9oZ)

348 just can't help keep watching Brees' neck turn into a bendy straw

http://bit.ly/I26ZUO

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2013 07:54 PM (vJdyz)

349 Judge: no need to appeal my ruling now, let's get on with it


Jackson's latest ruling means it is likely the Justice Department will have to produce a detailed log of what was withheld from the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee and why. Rounds of protracted litigation over the legitimacy of the withholdings seem all but certain, unless the sides come to an agreement which has heretofore eluded them.

"The Court is not of the opinion that its denial of the motion to dismiss involves a controlling question of law as to which there is a substantial ground for difference of opinion," she wrote in her Monday order, issued just one business day after Holder's lawyers asked for the immediate appeal. "The ruling was based upon Supreme Court precedent and Circuit precedent, and it was decided in accordance with an opinion issued by another judge of this court in a substantially similar matter.... Defendant has not pointed to any precedent that would supply the grounds for a difference of opinion."

Posted by: Perry Mason at November 18, 2013 07:55 PM (e8kgV)

350 Do these same idiots blame DC because Lincoln was killed there? Geeze Louise.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 18, 2013 07:55 PM (ejB0r)

351 USS Stewart was hit by a shell and damaged.  Abandoned and supposedly scuttled in a Dutch drydock.  The Japanese actually repaired her and pressed her into service.  She was found amongst other Japanese shipping in the Kure-Hiroshima area.  On 28 Oct 1945 with a prize crew aboard, the old tin can set sail from Japan back to the United States.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 07:55 PM (5tMRX)

352 Not seein' it on the thread but then I'm a maroon... but just in case I'm right and it's not there this passing day was the anniversary of the big Kool Aid suicide thing at Jonestown.

Jim Jones might have been in Dallas.  He took the secret to his grave.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 07:56 PM (iYlIC)

353 Right, David Kennedy OD'd in California. Had not heard that about Robert Jr but not surprised, the press recently speculated too many skeletons and a bad speaking voice (probably dumb too) kept him from joining the family business.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 18, 2013 07:56 PM (FIMVX)

354 Who cares about the JFK assassination. ---- I still remember when I first heard about it, and not giving a shit. He was shot a year before I was born, so it took a while for me to get the news though. Actually I lied. I don't remember when I first heard about it, only that I've never given a shit.

Posted by: UWP at November 18, 2013 07:56 PM (fdXMW)

355 350 Do these same idiots blame DC because Lincoln was killed there? Geeze Louise. Posted by: CMU VET at November 18, 2013 11:55 PM (ejB0r) That's different he was a republican

Posted by: Old man Kennedy at November 18, 2013 07:56 PM (HVff2)

356 Brady is 10,000x classier than his coach. Just sayin.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 18, 2013 07:57 PM (zDsvJ)

357 Tony Romo is responsible for the climate of hate in Dallas

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 07:57 PM (zOTsN)

358
OK Fidel, if you like your bay of pigs, you can keep your bay of pigs.

Posted by: JFK at November 18, 2013 07:57 PM (iGPSR)

359 In other news, New York is to blame for 9/11 and Boston is to blame for the marathon bombing.

Posted by: Patrick M at November 18, 2013 07:57 PM (oNqbW)

360 306 kbdabear , yay patriots loss makes me laugh! Now if I can just get the broncos to do the same

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 07:57 PM (vgd4f)

361 Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 11:53 PM (1S9oZ Not tonight, but he is on sometime this week.

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 07:58 PM (LpbKr)

362 Nothing says class like abandoning your long time girl friend who is 7 months pregnant with your child for a supermodel

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 07:58 PM (zOTsN)

363 Batteries are running low, good night horde. Be well

Posted by: Old man Kennedy at November 18, 2013 07:58 PM (HVff2)

364 If the refs hadn't gifted the Pats with that BS call on the 4th and 10, Brady wouldn't have had the chance to make that final pass

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2013 07:59 PM (aTXUx)

365 Made cookies, banana nut bread & Carmel corn today! They all turned out yummy, might have to open a sweets store!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 08:00 PM (vgd4f)

366 When our country is going to hell how do you have time to watch a 'game?' And why do you still have TV? RINO's

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 08:00 PM (LpbKr)

367 13.1

Finished.

2:36:40

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2013 08:00 PM (JawqV)

368 Well, he's a more gracious loser. And had the refs not given the Pats extra seconds two plays before that throw wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 18, 2013 08:02 PM (zDsvJ)

369 L.A. killed Bobby Kennedy.  Probably 'cuz lots of Jews live in the Fairfax district and they oppressed that poor Palestinian guy beyond his breaking point.

Never did find out the make of Sirhan's pistol - need to track that down and blame the manufacturer, too.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:02 PM (iYlIC)

370 360 306 kbdabear , yay patriots loss makes me laugh! Now if I can just get the broncos to do the same Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 11:57 PM

Broncos play the Patriots on the Sunday Night game, so time to root for lightning

Posted by: kbdabear at November 18, 2013 08:02 PM (aTXUx)

371 362 thunderb, this is why I love you!

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 08:02 PM (vgd4f)

372 Thanks, RWC. I'll try to find out when so I can catch it. Just got back from commercial and Whoopi is on. Now I have to throw this homemade apple pie away. Yecchh!

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 08:02 PM (1S9oZ)

373 Those of us on the East Coas tin the Central Atlantic and the Northeast areas are about to be treated again to a night launch from Wallops Island, VA on Tuesday night at 7:30 pm EST. The last one, on September 6, was witnessed across a wide area. This one is a Minotaur 1 rocket carrying 29 satellites, mostly for NASA and DoD. The first two stages of the Minotaur 1 are a repurposed Minuteman ICBM. Most of the payload are "cubesats" which are cheap and only weigh a couple of pounds each. A number of cubesats can be piggybacked on a single rocket. http://www.orbital.com/NewsInfo/MissionUpdates/MinotaurI_ORS-3/

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

374 Did they bench Talib or did he get injured? Dude dhoulda been tossed by the refs.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 18, 2013 08:04 PM (zDsvJ)

375 365 Made cookies, banana nut bread & Carmel corn today! They all turned out yummy, might have to open a sweets store! Posted by: lou's a girl at November 19, 2013 12:00 AM (vgd4f) Polyester suit, jerry curl and a top hat and you're set!

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 08:04 PM (LpbKr)

376 370 kbdabear, oh yeah go lightening

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 08:04 PM (vgd4f)

377 Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:02 AM (1S9oZ) You scared me. I knew it was coming up and thought I missed it.

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 08:07 PM (LpbKr)

378 RWC, haha

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 08:07 PM (vgd4f)

379 Anna,

Have you ever seen a pic of the Java?

http://www.netherlandsnavy.nl/Photo_javaclass.htm

Fine little WWI style cruiser.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 08:07 PM (P/gm7)

380 Good evening, Horde. I pulled something in yoga this morning (three bloody hours) and don't know what. Tendon under my glute. Could barely come up from Bhujangasana. Got a 98% on the project returned to me. Gonna have to work on that.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 18, 2013 08:07 PM (N/cFh)

381 Why thanks Lou!

Posted by: Thunderb at November 18, 2013 08:07 PM (zOTsN)

382 Has anyone seen Vendette today?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 18, 2013 08:08 PM (N/cFh)

383 Our liberal rag started the Kennedy week off big with a review of a new book about how Oswald was just a confused young man, and the atmosphere of hate in Texas made him do it.

Uh-huh.

He was just a silly little Communist, as Jackie said. The left needs to get over it.

Posted by: PJ at November 18, 2013 08:08 PM (ZWaLo)

384 Do you wrap it in plastic when you shower?
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (Ua6T/)

Stainless steel, Fluffy.  Stainless steel.
Already been posted, I bet.  I'm trying to catch up.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 18, 2013 08:08 PM (lSXXO)

385 Sirhan used an Iver Jonsson revolver, from a company founded by a Norwegian immigrant.  Let the blaming begin.

Comprehensive immigration reform might have given that Norske a dream beyond guns and violence.


Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:09 PM (iYlIC)

386 Oh hell, it is midnight. I have to work tomorrow.

Goodnight everybody.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 18, 2013 08:10 PM (P/gm7)

387 Do these same idiots blame DC because Lincoln was killed there? Geeze Louise. Posted by: CMU VET at November 18, 2013 11:55 PM (ejB0r) No, just actorsÂ…

Posted by: Gov. Pat Brown at November 18, 2013 08:10 PM (Vk2pI)

388 I pulled something in a Yoga Class one time and got kicked out of the gym.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 18, 2013 08:11 PM (jucos)

389 L.A. killed Bobby Kennedy. Probably 'cuz lots of Jews live in the Fairfax district and they oppressed that poor Palestinian guy beyond his breaking point. Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 19, 2013 12:02 AM (iYlIC) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyLuXK8dhTc

Posted by: Oy George at November 18, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)

390 388 I pulled something in a Yoga Class one time and got kicked out of the gym. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 19, 2013 12:11 AM (jucos) --- You're supposed to wait til you get to your car.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 18, 2013 08:12 PM (N/cFh)

391 Hey Anna, you watch Korean dramas? 

Learned from me sis of a show, "My Girlfriend Is a Gumiho" ...

Yeah, guys will date anything.  

Posted by: Californicator at November 18, 2013 08:13 PM (h0jlY)

392 Good grief, off sock.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 18, 2013 08:14 PM (h0jlY)

393 So that's what the singer from the Primitive Calculators looks like now, huh? Oh well, still a great band, even his obsession with off brand tea is a bit asbergerish.

Posted by: Irving Washington at November 18, 2013 08:14 PM (4h+6m)

394 Crap they spelled Sirhan's gun Iver Johnson.  Heck, that was the company name.  Bet the founder didn't spell it that way growing up in Norway.  Sounds like an Ellis Island mutilation of his heritage.

And so another American chicken comes home to roost.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:15 PM (iYlIC)

395 387 Do these same idiots blame DC because Lincoln was killed there? Geeze Louise.
Posted by: CMU VET at November 18, 2013 11:55 PM (ejB0r)

No, just actorsÂ…
Posted by: Gov. Pat Brown at November 19, 2013 12:10 AM (Vk2pI)

Actors from the racist south.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 08:17 PM (ozktE)

396 RWC Apparently, it's tomorrow. He following is an NBC link, so don't click if you opposed: http://tinyurl.com/lcv3x5s

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 08:17 PM (1S9oZ)

397 I been downhearted baby

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:17 PM (iYlIC)

398 Also this weekend, signed up for this:

http://www.mustang50thhalfmarathon.com/

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2013 08:19 PM (JawqV)

399 The curious thing from my perspective after actually visiting the area where JFK got shot was that anybody who planned to shoot from anywhere in that area was out of their fucking mind. Like I said, the area is so damn compact that the chance of getting away with it was practically non existent. I'm not kidding, granny fucking gooch could have made that shot with open sites and there was no way in hell to get away with it. You would almost think the shot had to be made from way farther out. If oswald took that shot from that book depository then he had a deathwish.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 08:19 PM (FMbng)

400 No, just actorsÂ… Posted by: Gov. Pat Brown at November 19, 2013 12:10 AM (Vk2pI) Actors from the racist south. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2013 12:17 AM (ozktE) You can't get deeper South than IllinoisÂ…

Posted by: Gov. Brown, Progenator of Moonbeam at November 18, 2013 08:19 PM (Vk2pI)

401 Not seen those pictures of Java.  Sleek she was.  Hull design still harkens back to WWI concepts with no rake to the bow. But nice to see an unbroken main deck.

As opposed to USS Marblehead CL-12, a Spanish-American War design refugee.
http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-usn/usnsh-m/cl12.htm

For Mikey NTH and Balikpapan sorry I missed your comment.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/01/americas-first-victory-in-pacific.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 08:20 PM (5tMRX)

402 Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:17 AM (1S9oZ) Thanks. I don't care, he had some F'ed up policies but he is a great man. Can you imagine if the current TFG would have been subjected to what he went through? Breakdown in the first term.

Posted by: RWC at November 18, 2013 08:21 PM (LpbKr)

403 I used to have an Iver Johnson. .32 S/W short. Nickle plated Looked like a pimp's gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 08:21 PM (aDwsi)

404 373 Thanks for that, rickl. Wallops island isn't very far north of me, so I'll get the kids outside to look for that. (footnote - Autocorrect wants to change your handle to 'tickle' and I think I like that better)

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 08:22 PM (1S9oZ)

405 Whelp, in two weeks, it's my team's turn at the Monday Night Football festivities. Who dat comin' to Century Link field?!! Bring it on, Saints. Me and the Beast await. Stock up on Nyquil, Drew!

Posted by: dwagyak at November 18, 2013 08:22 PM (Xg5nt)

406 Mike Hammer #403 Iver Johnson company made bicycles, too... hell of a drive-by on one of those with a pimp gun.

Gin 'n' juice all the way.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:24 PM (iYlIC)

407 Time to pack it in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 08:24 PM (aDwsi)

408 Kumiho/Gumiho are a bit of a staple on South Korea soap operas.  If the taste for raw liver does not clue the guy in, the glowing red eyes while in bed should but by they its probably too late for the sap.

So how is that soap opera?  Is it like So I Married an Axe Murderer in anyway?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 08:24 PM (5tMRX)

409 You can't get deeper South than IllinoisÂ…
Posted by: Gov. Brown, Progenator of Moonbeam at November 19, 2013 12:19 AM (Vk2pI)

Southern Illinois and southern Indiana.........

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2013 08:24 PM (ozktE)

410 Night Guy who moves pianos.  And I am out also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 18, 2013 08:25 PM (5tMRX)

411 the writers of Almost Humans get my props for a better episode and some awesome banter between John and Dorian

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2013 08:25 PM (vJdyz)

412 Tim: Here is picture of an identical piece, though the plating on mine was perfect. http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/2992221307/9334833/97c0f79119dbad3008c2ae3dc777a06b.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 08:26 PM (aDwsi)

413 I wouldn't know.   I'm not the consumer of Korean soaps.     

G'night! 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 18, 2013 08:27 PM (h0jlY)

414 #412 candidate for AoSHQ gun thread!!!

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:28 PM (iYlIC)

415 5 or 6 in that .32's cylinder, Mike Hammer?

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:29 PM (iYlIC)

416 No problem, RWC. Yeah - he's not a hero by any means, but he is a really good man. I don't make a habit of watching Leno (or any talk show), but I do want to see that. And yes, he was crucified. Unfairly. TFG wouldn't be able to take that kind of heat.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 08:33 PM (1S9oZ)

417 Tim - 5

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 08:33 PM (aDwsi)

418 Wtf thread gone wonky. Night all

Posted by: lou's a girl at November 18, 2013 08:33 PM (vgd4f)

419 Yeah, I've got to go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 18, 2013 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

420 That poor oppressed Palestinian guy apparently went to my high school. For some reason, he's never mentioned as being among the school's famous alumni...

Posted by: junior at November 18, 2013 08:40 PM (BsbbB)

421 Though, judging from the wiki synopsis, it's a rather bowdlerdized gumiho.  

Next thing you know, they'll be the next vampires - sparkly and Better Than Humans.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 18, 2013 08:40 PM (h0jlY)

422 Scrolling back thru the comments, I don't see him, but is Purp around tonight? Or any plumbers?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 08:44 PM (1S9oZ)

423 I searched for "bloom county jayne mansfield second gunman", and got nothing.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2013 11:12 PM (sdi6R)


Oh, I wouldn't go that far...

Posted by: NSA at November 18, 2013 08:44 PM (2vl2+)

424 Scrolling back thru the comments, I don't see him, but is Purp around tonight?

Or any plumbers?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (1S9oZ)


Uh oh shredded chi, what's wrong?

Posted by: Steck at November 18, 2013 08:46 PM (RL7U1)

425 Look what Toronto the city is doing to Mayor Ford.  Will we never learn?  Will we never learn?

plunk plunk plunk How many roads must a man walk down...

Posted by: Tim Fountain at November 18, 2013 08:46 PM (iYlIC)

426 Scrolling back thru the comments, I don't see him, but is Purp around tonight?

Or any plumbers?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (1S9oZ)


I know my way around plumbing somewhat, I always do my own. I did learn from an excellent plumber I worked with for a few years.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 08:48 PM (FMbng)

427 Reagan kicked off his 1980 campaign in Philadelphia, Mississippi. The black community took this as an appeal to the "Southern Strategy", that is, to race. Rightly or wrongly, that's how they took it, and why blacks were much more against Reagan (at first) than against (say) Ford and Eisenhower. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 18, 2013 11:05 PM (Nsoq9) And yet, Jimmy Carter won nearly every southern state in 1980.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 18, 2013 08:49 PM (BXLPR)

428 I know my way around plumbing somewhat, I always do my own. I did learn from an excellent plumber I worked with for a few years.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 19, 2013 12:48 AM (FMbng)



Always remember, shit rolls downhill. After that, it's mostly joints and bends, with the occasional backflow preventer or hammer arrester.

Posted by: tcn at November 18, 2013 08:50 PM (fwcEs)

429 Did I kill it?

Posted by: tcn at November 18, 2013 08:53 PM (fwcEs)

430 And yet, Jimmy Carter won nearly every southern state in 1980. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 19, 2013 12:49 AM (BXLPR) You mean, 1976, right? In 1980 Reagan got 44 of the 50 states: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1980 In 1976: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_1976

Posted by: The Electoral Hat at November 18, 2013 08:54 PM (Vk2pI)

431 422 Scrolling back thru the comments, I don't see him, but is Purp around tonight?

Or any plumbers?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (1S9oZ)



Whaddaya need?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 08:54 PM (T1005)

432 Uh oh shredded chi, what's wrong? Posted by: Steck No late night emergency or anything. I know my way around. Just trying to replace a 1 1/2" galv waste pipe th's threaded into a 3" cast vent stack. Can't get the fucker to budge. Wanted a little advice before I burn the house down.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 08:55 PM (1S9oZ)

433 Hello ONT, and goodnite ONT. I gots oodles to read for when I wake up now; thanks Maet.
 
Tomorrow's just another day, unless you're a Dem still trying to find a lie that works.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2013 08:56 PM (wNF3N)

434 426 Scrolling back thru the comments, I don't see him, but is Purp around tonight?



Or any plumbers?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (1S9oZ)

I know my way around plumbing somewhat, I always do my own. I did learn from an excellent plumber I worked with for a few years.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 19, 2013 12:48 AM (FMbng)



I find plumbing to be rather straightforward and easy.....it's the contortionist crap working in a mirror in a badly-lit and probably dripping tight space that is the problem.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 08:57 PM (T1005)

435 I think the peanut farmer won GA in 1980, maybe.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 18, 2013 08:57 PM (uOxBm)

436 No late night emergency or anything. I know my way around. Just trying to replace a 1 1/2" galv waste pipe th's threaded into a 3" cast vent stack. Can't get the fucker to budge. Wanted a little advice before I burn the house down.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:55 AM (1S9oZ)


FWIW, I had a 3" cast vent stack break a few months ago, the plumber came out with a Sawzall , cut out the bad part, and replace with a PVC piece with steel strapping to help hold it to the cast iron.

Posted by: Steck at November 18, 2013 08:58 PM (RL7U1)

437 Speaking of Jimmy Carter, his first run for political office had him on a segregationist ticket. School board, IIRC.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2013 08:58 PM (kcfmt)

438 I find plumbing to be rather straightforward and easy.....it's the contortionist crap working in a mirror in a badly-lit and probably dripping tight space that is the problem.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2013 12:57 AM (T1005)


Yeah no kidding. You gotta love doing gas pipe in the really tight areas.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 08:59 PM (FMbng)

439 G'night all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 18, 2013 09:00 PM (JawqV)

440 >>>Or any plumbers?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (1S9oZ) <<<


Yes, yes, can I be of assistance?

Posted by: Christopher Plummer at November 18, 2013 09:01 PM (auEor)

441 Night all. Here is "Words" by Mission Persons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlN3c_-oc3s

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 18, 2013 09:01 PM (Vk2pI)

442 Or any plumbers? Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (1S9oZ) We prefer payment in "mushrooms"Â… *wink*wink*

Posted by: Mario and Luigi at November 18, 2013 09:01 PM (Vk2pI)

443 Ok, since I got a couple bites... 60 year old pipes. 1 1/2 " galv horizontal pipe threaded into 3" cast iron vent stack. I've got wall open, pipe cut down to about 12" from stack, and can't get it to unthread. I've sprayed it with PB and am letting it sit. Question is - can I heat up that cast to try to help a little? I don't want to crack it and make more work for myself. Thanks in advance. And hey cthulhu. How ya been?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 09:01 PM (1S9oZ)

444 It's all pipes!

Posted by: George Costanza at November 18, 2013 09:02 PM (XRbqp)

445 432 Uh oh shredded chi, what's wrong?
Posted by: Steck


No late night emergency or anything. I know my way around. Just trying to replace a 1 1/2" galv waste pipe th's threaded into a 3" cast vent stack. Can't get the fucker to budge. Wanted a little advice before I burn the house down.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:55 AM (1S9oZ) 



http://www.ehow.com/how_7293475_loosen-corroded-water-pipes.html



http://www.ehow.com/how_5966486_loosen-rusty-pipe-fitting.html



Pretty much "penetrating oil and breaker bar, or attempt to not burn house down while doing something quite conducive to ignition."




Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:03 PM (T1005)

446 I'm disappointed in you morons. I just did a ctrl-f and discovered that not a single one of you made it to the bottom of the "good guys" link. How do I know? Because, if you did, you would have found the link to 27 Sexy Emily Ratajkowski gifs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 18, 2013 09:04 PM (DmNpO)

447 443 Ok, since I got a couple bites...
60 year old pipes. 1 1/2 " galv horizontal pipe threaded into 3" cast iron vent stack. I've got wall open, pipe cut down to about 12" from stack, and can't get it to unthread. I've sprayed it with PB and am letting it sit.
Question is - can I heat up that cast to try to help a little? I don't want to crack it and make more work for myself.

Thanks in advance.
And hey cthulhu. How ya been?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 01:01 AM (1S9oZ)



If the pipes are 60 years old, you've got about a 75% chance of cracking shit anyway -- don't pansy around with it. Start in the morning and do what you're going to before 10 am so you can shop around for replacement parts and still have something functional by evening.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:06 PM (T1005)

448


Because, if you did, you would have found the link to 27 Sexy Emily Ratajkowski gifs.

 

 

This comment is useless without a link.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2013 09:06 PM (XRbqp)

449 443 Yes mos def don't hit the pipe too hard

Posted by: Mayor Ford at November 18, 2013 09:08 PM (b7yum)

450 Pretty much "penetrating oil and breaker bar, or attempt to not burn house down while doing something quite conducive to ignition Thx. And now that the studs are soaked in PB, a torch is what i wanted to avoid. Give me a sec to read your links, but i bet they tell me what i already know and have tried.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 09:09 PM (1S9oZ)

451

Emily Ratajkowski AND Penetrating Oil?

 

THis thread is looking up.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2013 09:10 PM (XRbqp)

452 450 Pretty much "penetrating oil and breaker bar, or attempt to not burn house down while doing something quite conducive to ignition

Thx. And now that the studs are soaked in PB, a torch is what i wanted to avoid. Give me a sec to read your links, but i bet they tell me what i already know and have tried.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 01:09 AM (1S9oZ)



I'm sure they do. The words of wisdom are at 447 -- hit it like you mean it, but leave yourself time for replacing stuff.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:11 PM (T1005)

453 If the pipes are 60 years old, you've got about a 75% chance of cracking shit anyway -- don't pansy around with it. Start in the morning and do what you're going to before 10 am so you can shop around for replacement parts and still have something functional by evening.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2013 01:06 AM (T1005)


THIS.   Might I add, go to the store first and buy anything you might possibly need, and return what's unused later.

Posted by: Steck at November 18, 2013 09:11 PM (RL7U1)

454

the sarcastic "city of hate" handwaving in the original post is dumb, unless you don't wanna acknowledge that segregationists, Birchers etc. had some prominence in the city at the time

not everything is a Liberal MSM Exaggeration

Posted by: blue.dot at November 18, 2013 09:12 PM (TP6sz)

455 Speaking of Jimmy Carter, his first run for political office had him on a segregationist ticket. School board, IIRC.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 19, 2013 12:58 AM (kcfmt)

 

Just goes to show that most pols will say or do anything to get elected. And that basterd was good at it all the way to the top.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 18, 2013 09:13 PM (uOxBm)

456 What are you saying about hitting the crack pipe?

Posted by: Mayor Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 09:13 PM (b7yum)

457 450 Pretty much "penetrating oil and breaker bar, or attempt to not burn house down while doing something quite conducive to ignition

Thx. And now that the studs are soaked in PB, a torch is what i wanted to avoid. Give me a sec to read your links, but i bet they tell me what i already know and have tried.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 01:09 AM (1S9oZ)



Almost 30 years ago, I lived in an apartment complex that had its own handyman. They got him from another complex where he'd been futzing around in the walls and burned out three units. They sacked him about 3 months later after he managed to cut through about half the muscle on top of his thigh with one pass of a circular saw.



You could learn a lot from such a man, provided you maintained a safe distance.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:14 PM (T1005)

458 No late night emergency or anything. I know my way around. Just trying to replace a 1 1/2" galv waste pipe th's threaded into a 3" cast vent stack. Can't get the fucker to budge. Wanted a little advice before I burn the house down.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:55 AM (1S9oZ)


Hmm, well IF I follow you right, you have a length of 1 1/2 galvanize pipe threaded into a hub of a cast iron stack and its frozen. The thing I used to see the plumber do if a pipe wouldn't budge, and he didn't want to break a lead joint loose by accident was to either heat the hub to expand it and try to unscrew the pipe, or he would cut the fucker off flush with the hub, THEN put the sawzall blade into the leftover pipe section that was still in the hub and would make one cut until he cut through the threads of the leftover pipe and would stop just as the blade kissed the actual threads of the hub itself, but was through the threads of the leftover pipe, and then the threaded section would collapse enough to where he could just tap it out with a chisel. Sometimes he would do 2 cuts, one across from each other and the pieces would just fall out with a slight tap. I used that trick myself, so it does work. Just don't don't drop the old pieces down the stack, that would suck.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 09:15 PM (FMbng)

459

430 yeah Carter had the support of evangelicals and holdover non-liberal Democrats in 1976, by 1980 that didn't exist

the electoral shifts since 1964 get simplified but the way people try and throw the Southern strategy back in Dems face cuz non-liberal Southerners used to support them is silly

Posted by: blue.dot at November 18, 2013 09:15 PM (TP6sz)

460 458 No late night emergency or anything. I know my way
around. Just trying to replace a 1 1/2" galv waste pipe th's threaded
into a 3" cast vent stack. Can't get the fucker to budge. Wanted a
little advice before I burn the house down.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 12:55 AM (1S9oZ)

Hmm, well IF I follow you right, you have a length of 1 1/2 galvanize
pipe threaded into a hub of a cast iron stack and its frozen. The thing I
used to see the plumber do if a pipe wouldn't budge, and he didn't want
to break a lead joint loose by accident was to either heat the hub to
expand it and try to unscrew the pipe, or he would cut the fucker off
flush with the hub, THEN put the sawzall blade into the leftover pipe
section that was still in the hub and would make one cut until he cut through the threads
of the leftover pipe and would stop just as the blade kissed the actual
threads of the hub itself, but was through the threads of the leftover
pipe, and then the threaded section would collapse enough to where he
could just tap it out with a chisel. Sometimes he would do 2 cuts, one
across from each other and the pieces would just fall out with a slight
tap. I used that trick myself, so it does work. Just don't don't drop
the old pieces down the stack, that would suck.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 19, 2013 01:15 AM (FMbng)



That trick is easier if you don't cut it off completely flat -- if you leave about 1" protruding, you can still sawzall the length of the stub pipe, but then put some crushing on the stub to hasten the collapsing process.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:19 PM (T1005)

461 Fookin pipe`s huge. Crack it back.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 18, 2013 09:19 PM (uOxBm)

462 That trick is easier if you don't cut it off completely flat -- if you leave about 1" protruding, you can still sawzall the length of the stub pipe, but then put some crushing on the stub to hasten the collapsing process.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 19, 2013 01:19 AM (T1005)


yeah I should have clarified that, the little extra you leave is where he would use the chisel.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 09:21 PM (FMbng)

463 I'm not a plumber, but I sure do have a plumber's crack...

... and some real crack.

Posted by: Rob Ford at November 18, 2013 09:23 PM (auEor)

464 LEE FUCKING HARVEY FUCKING OSWALD SHOT AND KILLED JFK ALL BY HIS COMMIE ASS SELF. 50 YEARS AND MOFO'S JUST CANNOT OR WILL NOT GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT ONE COMMIE LOON SHOT AND KILLED A PRESIDENT OF THE USA. GOT IT?!?!? GOOD!!! NOW TAKE OFF YOUR TIN HATS, SHUT UP, AND GO MAKE ME A BP&J ON WHITE WITH GRAPE JELLY AND CREAMY PB, CHEETOS PUFFS, A TWINKIE AND LEMONADE. THROW IN SOME GRAPES TOO.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 18, 2013 09:24 PM (RXQ2T)

465 464 Have another Red Bull.

Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2013 09:28 PM (Ua6T/)

466 Shit, I got it.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 18, 2013 09:28 PM (uOxBm)

467 I've used a torch on threaded connections soaked in penetrating oil and have yet to see anything other than a brief initial intensification of the flame as the oil burns off. I do take fire precautions, of course.

Also: cycle heat and cold a few times. I have alternated the torch with dry ice. Don't be too quick on the temperature transitions, though.

Also: alternate between loosening torque and tightening torque. This seems to do an especially good job while there's penetrating oil working its way down the threads.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 18, 2013 09:31 PM (gqT4g)

468 Berserker and cth are both on point here... I've used that last trick on pvc before and may have to try it on this. I just walked in the bedroom (bathroom is tile, so I opened the wall behind the vanity) and of reeks of PB. I have all the supplies I could want here, but could use a bigger pipe wrench. I'll try the torch in the AM. It's late as hell, and I just found out I'm out of milk, so I'm on my last white Russian. As to the "handyman" that almost cut his leg off? I've got a pic on my phone of a buddy that put a circ saw into his thigh a little while back. Twenty something staples. It was a cut down the inside of his leg - I don't understand how he missed the femoral... What is the saying? God looks out for children and fools.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 09:32 PM (1S9oZ)

469 Ooooo ...let me play. Get Thee to arbor Freight on the morrow, and examine the following items: 24" Steel Pipe Wrench Item #39645 $12.99 20" Chain Wrench Item #97073 $ 5.99 Either(or both) should be long enough to give you enough leverage to turn the pipe (or break it), strong enough to last this one effort, and cheap enough to not cry about if they break at the end. Further, you might be able to turn out any stubs you leave in the existing plumbing.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 18, 2013 09:32 PM (FlRtG)

470 Great Movie Alert: THE LONE SURVIVOR.

Patriotic military flick, about Afghanistan: http://preview.tinyurl.com/lonx82m

Posted by: Beverly at November 18, 2013 09:32 PM (2l4TD)

471 I bet Caroline Kennedy can eat corn on the cob like no one's business!

Posted by: Baldy at November 18, 2013 09:35 PM (2bql3)

472 President Barack Obama told a conference-call audience of 200,000 progressive volunteers on Monday evening that ‘more than 100 million Americans’ – in a nation of less than 314 million – have successfully signed up for health insurance via the Affordable Care Act.

At best, the man is delusional .. at worst, incapable of telling the truth

Just ask his wife ... Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar at November 18, 2013 09:40 PM (e8kgV)

473 Hah! Someone tried to use my credit card and a bogus gmail account to sign up for audible.com. Stomped.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:50 PM (T1005)

474 Dammit, I'm supposed to listen to a pre-recorded conference call in preparation for the job I'm doing tomorrow. This staffing company has a hait of not bring me into jobs early enough to be in on the actual conference call and perhaps get more than just one or two days of work out of deal.

It does not work. It says the call will begin shortly and then plays muzak for an hour or whenever you give up.

This instills great confidence in their documentation they sent me to print.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2013 09:52 PM (kcfmt)

475 469 Ooooo ...let me play Good idea, Arbalest. I didn't think about cheapo tools... If my BIL doesn't have a 24" wrench, there's a HF 1/4 mile from his house. Hell, i can ride my bike there in the morning. And i have a couple of their ubiquitous 25% off coupons on the fridge!

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 09:54 PM (1S9oZ)

476

How to fix rottin pipe.

Take an over sized potato and drive it inside pipe to approximately 1 foot past coupling, make sure it`s sealed, if not add `nother tater. Now drill pilot hole on tater side of coupling the size of firecracker fuse, place fuse, fill pipe with ether and quickly pound another oversized tater on your end, light fuse, standback and see what happens.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 18, 2013 09:55 PM (uOxBm)

477 469
Ooooo ...let me play.

Get Thee to arbor Freight on the morrow, and examine the following items:

24" Steel Pipe Wrench Item #39645 $12.99
20" Chain Wrench Item #97073 $ 5.99

Either(or both) should be long enough to give you enough leverage to turn the pipe (or break it), strong enough to last this one effort, and cheap enough to not cry about if they break at the end.

Further, you might be able to turn out any stubs you leave in the existing plumbing.


Posted by: Arbalest at November 19, 2013 01:32 AM (FlRtG)



60-year-old cast/galvanized threaded junction? That gets into scary self-electroplating weirdisms.



Although dry-icing the male pipe is an interesting concept.....that's -109 degrees, so if ambient is about 70, that should have as much effect as raising the female section to 250 degrees -- with absolutely zero chance of igniting the PB fumes (or the rest of the house).

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 09:59 PM (T1005)

478 Somebody needs a plumber?

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at November 18, 2013 10:00 PM (jdRXP)

479 Peanut butter fumes are flammable?

Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2013 10:03 PM (kcfmt)

480 Heh. I think this is about what we paid way back in the dark ages -- http://www.woot.com/offers/craftsman-rolling-tool-chest-cabinet -- a running gag around the place is "where is the tool? In the caja roja [although, actually, we have two]."

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 10:04 PM (T1005)

481 479 Peanut butter fumes are flammable?

Posted by: Epobirs at November 19, 2013 02:03 AM (kcfmt)



Ever see a guy smoking while eating a PBJ?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 10:05 PM (T1005)

482 60-year-old cast/galvanized threaded junction? That gets into scary self-electroplating weirdisms. The potential difference between cast iron and steel is rather low. I'm guessing that rust is more likely an issue.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 18, 2013 10:07 PM (FlRtG)

483 482

60-year-old cast/galvanized threaded junction? That gets into scary self-electroplating weirdisms.


The potential difference between cast iron and steel is rather low.

I'm guessing that rust is more likely an issue.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 19, 2013 02:07 AM (FlRtG)



I'd be more concerned with the zinc, being that galvanized items will "self-heal" when scratched. Seems to me that it might well "heal" into adjacent pipes.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 10:23 PM (T1005)

484 heh, lost a follower for saying no one at CNBC could fill Maria Bartiromo's hole

Posted by: The Dude at November 18, 2013 10:26 PM (vJdyz)

485 484 heh, lost a follower for saying no one at CNBC could fill Maria Bartiromo's hole

Posted by: The Dude at November 19, 2013 02:26 AM (vJdyz)



Heh.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 10:28 PM (T1005)

486 60 years, go past it and cut it. I aint a plumber but pipe is pipe. Just went though the basement from washing machine, under wall and cabinets, across kitchen floor, by furnace, under other wall and thank God did not have to go to bathroom. Iron had finally rusted and was collapsing. You will not unsrew them joints unless there is some powerfull mojo I don`t know. BTW we had to beat out 6" of concrete all the way.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 18, 2013 10:30 PM (uOxBm)

487 Ever see a guy smoking while eating a PBJ? I saw a smokin' guy eating a PBJ once ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 18, 2013 10:34 PM (jdRXP)

488 Too many people go into plumbing (or, for that matter, other home repair) like it was an archeological expedition -- they gingerly chisel things out, whisking of the dust and crud with fine brushes, carefully maintaining the finish.....




Here's a hint: if it's inside a wall, who cares what the finish looks like? And if the original has become an outmoded pain-in-the-neck, why work so hard to keep it?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 10:36 PM (T1005)

489 487 Ever see a guy smoking while eating a PBJ?

I saw a smokin' guy eating a PBJ once ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 19, 2013 02:34 AM (jdRXP)



Once, eh? I'll assume that wasn't Mr. Adriane, then.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 10:38 PM (T1005)

490 Once, eh? I'll assume that wasn't Mr. Adriane, then. correct. He be a steak and sushi kind of guy ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 18, 2013 10:42 PM (jdRXP)

491 I'm pretty sure I smoked while eating a few times.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 18, 2013 10:48 PM (FMbng)

492 Ok, then. I don't know of anyone wants to see it, but here's a pic of that dude I was talking about that almost cut his femoral with a circ saw... Gross, but not Sandra fluke gross. http://tinyurl.com/one7wjd

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 11:00 PM (1S9oZ)

493 I'm pretty sure I smoked while eating a few times. Devouring maidens out of season again, are we? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdFLyNCeI4

Posted by: Adriane knows who Lawrence Welk was ... at November 18, 2013 11:11 PM (jdRXP)

494 492 Ok, then. I don't know of anyone wants to see it, but here's a pic of that dude I was talking about that almost cut his femoral with a circ saw... Gross, but not Sandra fluke gross.

http://tinyurl.com/one7wjd

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 03:00 AM (1S9oZ)



When I was a wee lad, my dad built 5 houses in quick succession that made the money that sent my sister and me through college. He'd start one, build it to where it had walls, and move us in....so they'd get painted, trimmed, carpeted, landscaped, and otherwise finished while we were trying to live there -- so this was very much a shoestring operation.



When sheeting the roof for house #3, I got really tired of the burnt wood smell when my dad was shoving his circular saw through plywood, so during lunch I insisted that he buy a new saw blade. We got back and he racked up a piece of plywood to shove the saw through.....and the blade went through it so fast that he fell forward onto the edge of the plywood and caught it in the gut pretty solidly.



It was hilarious at the time, and a nice comeuppance for all his "pooh-poohs" about buying a new blade (the old one didn't have any carbide tips left) -- but it could easily have been a serious injury. He's lucky he just got a bruise.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 11:14 PM (T1005)

495 A rifle with a circular saw instead of a bayonet ...

Posted by: Adriane can dream up weird schtuff with the best of them ... at November 18, 2013 11:23 PM (jdRXP)

496 cthulhu at November 19, 2013 03:14 AM (T1005) fortuitous !

Posted by: Adriane... at November 18, 2013 11:24 PM (jdRXP)

497 Bah, I want to know who really killed JR and Mr. Burns. 50th anniversary is just another excuse to ignore obama scandals for a week or so. Its not as if we're ever going to find out what really happened to a drunken philanderer.

Posted by: J.S. at November 18, 2013 11:31 PM (jNIQD)

498 I have also been to Dealy Plaza and yes, it would have been an easy shot, especially for a shooter trained by the USMC.

Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2013 11:35 PM (fWTAl)

499 397 I been downhearted baby Ever since the day that we met... How did i miss that comment? Anyway - yeah, cth. I guess we've all seen too many of those close calls that are 'funny' only because they're scary. I've had a sawblade bounce off me once or twice. Also have too many scarred knuckles to mention from stupid mistakes and/or lucky misses. Surprised that new blade didn't gut your dad though. I've seen some mistakes by 'master'electricians that would make anyone cringe. Luckily, never saw a fatal accident.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 18, 2013 11:37 PM (1S9oZ)

500 499 397 I been downhearted baby
Ever since the day that we met...

How did i miss that comment?

Anyway - yeah, cth. I guess we've all seen too many of those close calls that are 'funny' only because they're scary. I've had a sawblade bounce off me once or twice. Also have too many scarred knuckles to mention from stupid mistakes and/or lucky misses. Surprised that new blade didn't gut your dad though.
I've seen some mistakes by 'master'electricians that would make anyone cringe. Luckily, never saw a fatal accident.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 19, 2013 03:37 AM (1S9oZ)



Well, the thing with my dad was that he had become accustomed to shoving a whirling dull blade through plywood 2" at a time, so when it went through the entire width of the sheet in one pass, the saw went right on to fall off the edge -- he's lucky it didn't end up embedded in his shoe.



And electricians......I'll do anything with wiring so long as it's cold stone dead. But when you're on the utility side of a box, you could end up like a Star Trek redshirt -- a little pile of unidentifiable ashes with a tiny wisp of smoke.



One cute little fact I learned when upgrading my home service from 100A to 200A....the drop didn't change, nor did the meter. The drop can deliver 220V at +/- 300+A, which can surely ruin your day.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 18, 2013 11:56 PM (T1005)

501

Here's a present for Adriane... hope you like it:  http://tinyurl.com/ln2cgly

She keeps overnight from being a total sausagefest

Posted by: DAve at November 19, 2013 12:14 AM (b7yum)

502 Dead at 500? I remember back in the day when the flame wars used to get 500 posts by itself.

Nowadays? Nada.

Posted by: GMB at November 19, 2013 12:43 AM (nkPV9)

503 @495 a SHOTGUN, and a CHAINSAW!

Posted by: Ash at November 19, 2013 12:44 AM (E7Iyp)

504

I think Oswald killed Kennedy but then I don't really know.  Nobody does and we never will.  Key evidence was destroyed from the git-go.

1.  the limo was the crime scene but Johnson had it repaired and washed.

2.  the autopsy was botched.  The Feds removed the body illegally to Washington D.C. where the doctors doing the autopsy were ordered how to do it.

3.  Oswald was murdered.  The key to the crime was killed before he talked.

4.  Many witnesses have said their statements were changed when given to the Warren Commission.

 

Without proper gathering of evidence and proper chain of evidence, and witnesses put under oath and their statements recorded as a matter of public record, the truth escapes us.

Posted by: Case at November 19, 2013 12:45 AM (VctSv)

505 Its not as if we're ever going to find out what really happened to a drunken philanderer.

Posted by: J.S. at November 19, 2013 03:31 AM (jNIQD)




The worms ate his brain. Shame, cause he really should have been someone's wife in prison for drowning Mary Jo, or been stood up at the stake for conspiring with the Soviets during the Reagan years.



Oh, you meant JFK...sorry, wrong Kennedy, it's kinda difficult to tell them apart. I think the only good one died in a B-17 over Europe, and that probably only because he didn't live long enough to fuck up his own legacy. That's a screwed up bunch, there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2013 12:51 AM (xa1/W)

506 A rifle with a circular saw instead of a bayonet ...

Posted by: Adriane can dream up weird schtuff with the best of them ... at November 19, 2013 03:23 AM (jdRXP)


Gears Of War mark II lancer. An assault rifle with a chainsaw.



Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 19, 2013 01:20 AM (FMbng)

507 454 Blue Dot, We get it. We're responsible personally. *I* did in Kennedy at negative nine years old. Question how is the GOP and the right collectively responsible for well "everything" and Mom Jeans is responsible for uh "nothing?"

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 01:47 AM (9jfyN)

508 dzień dobry good people of Moronia.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 19, 2013 01:50 AM (3AqvM)

509 "GOP and the right collectively responsible for well "everything" and Mom Jeans is responsible for uh "nothing?""

Because we are standing in the way of utopia!! Can't you see that?

Posted by: GMB at November 19, 2013 01:50 AM (nkPV9)

510 509 GMB at November 19, 2013 05:50 AM (nkPV9)

Pretty much it.

I mean look Oswald was a fucking self-taught Communist that was born again hard enough in his evangelical zeal to defect to Worker's Paradise.  Was Oswald exonerated for his attempted murder of General Walker because "uh derp DFW hate machine derp"?  I have a hard enough time keeping track of shit I am actually in control of that being responsible for leftist shit ramps me up.

Yeah leftoids we get it.  We controlled the commie who Killed Kennedy, we caused Obama to be a fucking drooling retard of a manager and failboat Ogabecare.  It was not Kennedy's ego in taking a bad route, and Ogabe is not an ideological asshole who never even managed the Kwik-E-Freeze which was his ONLY productive job ever.

Circles within circles assholes we get it.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:03 AM (9jfyN)

511 Four
Fifty
Four?

Another to "ignore." Thanks for playing. Idiot....

Posted by: backhoe at November 19, 2013 02:07 AM (ULH4o)

512 505 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2013 04:51 AM (xa1/W)

Every day is Father's day in hell for Joe Kennedy Sr. I bet.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:07 AM (9jfyN)

513 511 backhoe at November 19, 2013 06:07 AM (ULH4o)

Blue Duck is trying...really trying.

This just in I am betting that the climate of hate in Colorado caused Columbine...

I hear they had a Shrine Temple and Shriners hate Polio so circles within circles man....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:10 AM (9jfyN)

514 Watched a bunch of specials about the assassination while I was visiting brothers down in GA this past weekend.  All of them said the people in the motorcade were remarking on how good the reception was.  The streets were lined with cheering crowds and I would bet there were few MA locals there.


Oswald was a Dallas transplant so you could hardly blame Dallas for his actions.  Also recall that at the time of the event Texas (and the rest of the South) was solid Democrat territory.


In short, the people blaming Dallas for the shot are full of shit.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 02:14 AM (FTQyq)

515 514 Vic at November 19, 2013 06:14 AM (FTQyq)

Indeed.  This charming hubris the left engages in was one of the things that led me down the path of conservatism.  Their Jedi Hand Waving away Oswald's Communism taught me that literally "there are no enemies to my left" for the modern democrat.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:17 AM (9jfyN)

516 http://youtu.be/V5xTmSU_f8U

C-Span interview with Bugliosi and Gerald Posner IIRC

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:19 AM (9jfyN)

517 ""there are no enemies to my left" for the modern democrat."

Sad but true.

Posted by: GMB at November 19, 2013 02:22 AM (nkPV9)

518 sorry the link is just to Bugliosi I'll dig up Posner...

9/11 was the first mule hysteric conspiracy cult that transcended the JFK one for Donks wishing away reality fervently.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:22 AM (9jfyN)

519 On this conspiracy angle theories (Americans love a conspiracy theory) they are all bullshit.  The evidence is overwhelming that Oswald did it and he did it alone.


There were eye witnesses to him entering the building with his "curtain rods". 


People in the room directly below the one he was in heard him racking the bolt on the rifle and the empty cases hitting the floor.


The gun with his finger prints on it as well as pictures of him holding the gun were identified.


Witnesses saw him leaving the building without his "curtain rods".


I have also been to Dealy Plaza and looked at the distance to the street from that window.  It was an easy shot.  The only surprising thing is that he missed the first shot (probably buck fever). (My brother thinks it was because the first one was so close that the offset from the scope made the shot go high)


Like I said, Americans love a conspiracy and they will invent one if none exists. 

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 02:23 AM (FTQyq)

520 515 Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 06:17 AM (9jfyN)


True, no leftest can ever be at fault so any leftest who is caught somehow morphs into a right-wing fanatic.  Timothy McVeigh is another prime example.  He was a neo Nazi (socialist) but they all call him right-wing.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 02:25 AM (FTQyq)

521 519 Vic at November 19, 2013 06:23 AM (FTQyq)

Over at Tepid you had people saying the shot was "impossible for Carlos Hathcock even..."

right Chief Hathcock couldn't have made an 89 yard or so shot against a target from 6 stories overhead.

I think LHO missed the first shot b/c of buck fever, but he walked his aim into the target just like Military trained shooters are taught.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:26 AM (9jfyN)

522 520 Vic at November 19, 2013 06:25 AM (FTQyq)

The media has been doing it since 1996 with EVERY newsworthy story that can't be suppressed.

The commie who flew a plane into the IRS building morphed into a Tea Partier for how long?

I suspect what happened was the Kennedy killing forced Democrats to look hard in the mirror about who they were in bed with and rather than purge the collectivists amongst them they jumped through the looking glass and snapped never to come back.

That is why they have slowly embraced the ideology of the guy who murdered JFK IMHO.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:30 AM (9jfyN)

523 "That is why they have slowly embraced the ideology of the guy who murdered JFK IMHO."

Can I disagree just a bit with this statement? In my opinion they have only embraced in public slowly what they have always embraced totally in private.


Posted by: GMB at November 19, 2013 02:34 AM (nkPV9)

524 "Chief Hathcock"? WTF?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 19, 2013 02:34 AM (60Vyp)

525 Release the Vic!

Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2013 02:38 AM (aN78T)

526 524 CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 19, 2013 06:34 AM (60Vyp)

Yeah Sniper One Chief of Accurate shooting Carlos Hathcock couldn't have made the shot.

It blows my mind.

They did a test in '79 85% of military trained shooters could replicate the 66% accuracy LHO achieved.

The legends and myths that have been built up around the JFK slaying blow my mind.



Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:40 AM (9jfyN)

527 Charles Cooke nails the subject at hand: Obama's war on The Middle Class. (The real one, that works and saves, and not the fake straw man one that waits around for government to tell them what leg to put through their pants first in the morning) http://bit.ly/185qsQ4

Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2013 02:41 AM (aN78T)

528 521  Over at Tepid you had people saying the shot was "impossible for Carlos Hathcock even..



Yes, I have heard all the stories about how you could not work the bolt that fast.  They have all been absolutely proven wrong.  They even had an amateur who had never owned a gun work the bolt on one of those Italian rifles in less time than the shooting took.


That POS Italian rifle has a short throw bolt and is a low power cartridge which results in little kick and barrel crime.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 02:43 AM (FTQyq)

529 I havenÂ’t been able to sleep. I have been working on my old Windows 7 computer since 3 am. I think it needed a battery, it kept crashing. I use an internet program to log into work computer. I have wireless printer connected to this Mac laptop. It wonÂ’t recognized wireless printers. Yesterday I took old computer in living room w/o power cord for old laptop only to add printer so I can print at home. It must have taken ten minutes tops. I had message that battery was dead. I would have happily bought a new battery for it instead of buying the computer I could have ASAP, which is a Windows 8 POS. It will not stay connected to my work computer. ItÂ’s an internet connection. My old laptop was Windows Vista, another ill thought out roll out ^ I had it restored to XP then upgraded to Windows 7. Windows 7 is fine. Vista & Windows 8 suck. IT woman told me we can make it look like Windows 7 but IÂ’m bringing it to work to have her fix it. Good Morning, Vic & Sven. I donÂ’t see anyone else here now.

Posted by: CarolT at November 19, 2013 02:43 AM (z4WKX)

530 527 MTF at November 19, 2013 06:41 AM (aN78T)

Yeah Cooke does a good job, Ogabe will be out and proud in his attacks on the suburbs when the media "move on dot orgs" from Ogabecare.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:44 AM (9jfyN)

531

Here's my wacky JFK conspiracy theory.

 

Oswald did it. Alone. By himself. Solo. With no one else.

 

The path of the "Magic Bullet" isn't so magical when your realize Connolly was sitting lower and slightly inboard (to the left of JFK), not directly in front of him.

 

The "Magic Bullet" was not "pristine." It was damaged. Look at a photo of it.

 

And his "lucky" third shot? Highly motivated and determined people can do some remarkable things.

Posted by: ExSnipe at November 19, 2013 02:45 AM (57ubW)

532 529 CarolT at November 19, 2013 06:43 AM (z4WKX)

Morning Carol I hope you're well.

Windows 8.1 is not the debbil IMHO.

and now off to take Lad10077 to school and the gym.

Y'all be safe.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 02:46 AM (9jfyN)

533 "Sniper One Chief of Accurate shooting" I see....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 19, 2013 02:47 AM (60Vyp)

534 Good Morning Carol

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 02:47 AM (FTQyq)

535 News up

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 02:48 AM (FTQyq)

536 Sven, take the Lad10077 and youÂ’ll probably be back before I will. IÂ’m going to finish what I didnÂ’t do yesterday for work. I was home all day but working from home. I go in late and leave late, 10 or so. Today I have to leave before 7 pm to meet man to take my car to be serviced. I can get more done if I stay here than go to the office. Vic, Are you a great grandfather yet? I know you said itÂ’s supposed to be December but baby could be early. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 19, 2013 02:50 AM (z4WKX)

537 I shot the sheriff.

Posted by: Libra at November 19, 2013 04:44 AM (GblmV)

538 Ooof.  When I first glanced at the Kennedy motorcade photo,  I saw a rather large dish antenna just over the left rear corner of the car.  Aha!  A  photoshop for sure!

Tsk, tsk.  Motorcycle windshields will do that to you...

Posted by: MrJimm at November 19, 2013 06:56 AM (t9Di+)

539 I bought into the conspiracy theory crap when I was younger. Then, I got older, wiser, and learned a bit about guns. For instance, the longest shot taken by Oswald is measured at around 81 meters, which is less than a hundred yards. The 6.5 x 54 is a decent round, but certainly not a high powered round. The round isn't going to kick much, but will deliver more than enough punch under a 100 yards to do a lot of damage. In fact, one of the nice things about the relatively mild recoil would be the ability of the shooter to keep the rifle on target after each shot. It's a lot easier to shoot quickly when one doesn't have to spend a lot of time reacquiring the target.

Posted by: Blake at November 19, 2013 07:59 AM (WuGBT)

540

Hong Kong Phooey, Number One Super Guy...

Posted by: gladys at November 19, 2013 10:02 AM (sBm2i)

541

Remember that Oswald didn't just have a diary; he called it his "Historic Diary." And he told a fellow Marine that he wanted to do something that would be remembered for 10,000 years.

He was a screwup who had accomplished nothing in his miserable life until November 1963, and then what happened? He saw the map of the motorcade route in the paper and found that fate or history or Marx was delivering Kennedy right to him. I think that was like fate or history or Marx saying to him, "Okay, Mr. Historic Diary. Here's your chance. Are you going to do something for worldwide communism, or are you going to screw this up too? Well, what's it going to be?"

I don't think Oswald would have done anything if he'd had to ride a bus to Fort Worth, or if the closest Kennedy came in Dallas was five blocks away. As it happened, the coincidence was too much to pass up.

And for 50 years I've been wishing I could express the hatred and contempt I have for the liberals who have been blaming Dallas for the actions of a feckless communist dimwit. I'm astounded that this stupid idea won't go away.

 

Posted by: oldtimer at November 19, 2013 10:15 AM (PVpCn)

542 Obama blames Bush.

Posted by: Veritas at November 19, 2013 01:06 PM (UOONO)

543 Bloom County assassination strips...thecomicstrips.com

Posted by: Maggie at November 19, 2013 06:56 PM (GnsU9)

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