November 03, 2013
— Maetenloch
I could recognize 12 of the 16 symbols which I guess puts me in the geeky but not shamefully geeky category.
"The feminist convention is for the woman to continue using her father's name as a statement against patriarchy."
-- James Taranto in Best of the Web
Chris Christie: Kind of a Jerk
From the Mark Halperin and John Heilemann book describing when Romney was considering Christie as a running mate:
He was also a fundraising dynamo, but he and his staff were overbearing and hard to work with, demanding in ways that would have been unthinkable from any other surrogate. Months earlier, Christie had banned Romney from raising money in New Jersey until Christie had given the O.K. to do so-a move Romney found galling, like something out of The Sopranos. Are you kidding me, Mitt thought. He's going to do that? There were plenty of New Jersey donors who'd given money to Mitt in 2008; now Christie was trying to impose a gag order on talking to them? "He sounds like the biggest asshole in the world," Stevens griped to his partner, Russ Shriefer. More recently, Trenton insisted on private jets, lavish spreads of food, space for a massive entourage. Romney ally Wayne Berman looked at the bubble around Christie and thought, He's not the President of the United States, you know.
Chronically behind schedule, Christie made a habit of showing up late to Romney fundraising events. In May he was so tardy to a donor reception at the Grand Hyatt New York that Mitt wound up taking the stage to speak before Christie arrived. When the Jersey governor finally made his grand entrance, it was as if Mitt had been his warm-up act...
Car Washes Banned in San Jose, CA
Another ratchet in the nanny state noose:
Students in San Jose, Calif., can no longer hold car washes to raise for money for school events because city officials say they endanger the environment.Cheerleaders at Lincoln High School had to cancel a scheduled Oct. 20 car wash after a visit from the city's Environmental Services Department, the San Jose Mercury News reported Friday.
"Anything that is not storm water or rain water is considered a pollutant," said Jennie Loft, the department's acting communications manager. "If it goes into a storm drain, that pollutant will harm wildlife and habitats in the creeks."
Loft said school groups could still hold car washes if they were conducted under certain conditions. Those include washing vehicles over grassy or gravel areas, ensuring wash water doesn't go into the street, gutter or storm drain and leaving no soap stains on the ground.
The same rules apply to cars washed by their owners.
Cars can be washed with a solution that requires no water, but the concentrate costs $159 a gallon.
VDH Asks Some Simple Question About ObamaCare
If a program is said to be both superior and universal in providing excellent coverage for all, why would there be any exemptions whatsoever for anyone, especially for those who support or even helped pass the legislation?If insurance companies would go broke selling life insurance of a reasonable cost to those with preexisting conditions, or affordable car insurance to those with numerous citations, why would they not do the same with Obamacare?
If the program was passed through coercion, noble lies, and subterfuge, and ushered in with the same, why would anyone believe it will not operate in the same spirit and practice?
Ouch: Jimmy Carter Questions Obama's Competence
I had in mind what Jimmy Carter, who ranks with James Buchanan and a few others as among America's worst and most inept presidents, said about Obama. When asked by Parade magazine how he would evaluate the Obama presidency so far, Carter said this:He's done the best he could under the circumstances. His major accomplishment was Obamacare, and the implementation of it now is questionable at best.This is, as Guy Benson points out, a withering indictment from Mr. Malaise. And on first blush, I thought, an unfair one, at least given the source. Who is Jimmy Carter to indict anyone on grounds of incompetence.
Hey remember when Bush rejected the Kyoto Treaty despite Clinton signing it, lied about WMD in Iraq and made gas prices rise to reward his oil industry buddies? Well the left does.
Of course none of these events actually happened. But if enough reporters claim they did in books, that becomes official history.
Where Does Most Counterfeit US Currency Come From?
I would have guessed North Korea but that would be wrong.
At present, less than one hundredth of one percent (one in ten-thousand) of the hundred dollar bills out there are fake. Most of them are in Asia and South America.
...But the North Koreans are not the biggest supplier of this phony cash. That distinction goes to Peru (and to a lesser extent Colombia), where several criminal gangs have long produced ten to fifteen percent of the fake U.S. currency in circulation. The gangs are protected by drug lords and leftist rebel organizations. Because the counterfeiting operations were so small, they were difficult for the government to take down in Colombia.
Even so, the droll superstar who found himself compared with Will Rogers and Mark Twain was acutely miserable off screen. "I don't have much of a talent for happiness," he once observed. "I never have. My mother saw to that." This sounds like pop-psych rationale, but Bushkin observed firsthand that the line was based in reality. At every turn, Carson's cold, domineering mother, Ruth, remained a monument of ingratitude. Nothing her son did merited applause. After Johnny sent his parents on an all-expenses-paid tour of Europe, for example, he called to ask about the highlights of their journey. Ruth gave him a five-word answer: "It's good to be home." When he sent her a mink coat, she promptly returned the gift because it was "too fancy for Nebraska." When she passed on, Johnny ad-libbed a brief epitaph: "The Wicked Witch is dead." Small wonder that he had difficulty with the women he loved but couldn't respect and the associates he needed but couldn't retain.
Paintings Done by Famous People (not known for their art)
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
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The group. Yeah.
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Just wait....this is geek central. All will be explained.
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Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 03, 2013 06:42 PM (2up3Q)
Heh.
"Who is Jimmy Carter to indict anyone on grounds of incompetence."
Personally, I think he qualified as expert in that category.....
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Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 06:44 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2013 06:44 PM (u82oZ)
No love for the low-budget slasher flick "Silent Night, Deadly Night"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2013 06:44 PM (JawqV)
Loved the Jimmy Carter, James Buchanan comparison.
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Posted by: mindful webworker - got socks? at November 03, 2013 06:46 PM (U13jb)
I thought the 2012 Silent Night was a remake of Silent Night Deadly Night.
Oh, I'm sorry, reimagining since that's the new spin on hey we have no ideas but our drug dealers really want paid so here's a script.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 06:47 PM (Gk3SS)
Tribonacci series.
Fibonacci is previous two...Tribonacci is previous three.
Supposedly.....
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If Hitler had not gone off the rails and gone into the Fuhrer-ing business, he probably could have made a decent living doing architectural illustrations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2013 06:49 PM (8Fl6F)
WTFF? Obama writes an editorial on HuffPoo!
Congress Needs To Pass The Employment Non-Discrimination Act
[It starts]
"Millions of LGBT Americans go to work every day fearing that, without any warning, they could lose their jobs -- not because of anything they've done, but simply because of who they are. It's offensive. It's wrong. And it needs to stop, because in the United States of America, who you are and who you love should never be a fireable offense."
What is this [excrement]!!??
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2013 06:49 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 06:49 PM (C3ps3)
*kicks so very hard*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 06:50 PM (Gk3SS)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - got weatherby? at November 03, 2013 06:54 PM (U13jb)
I just read a bit about on IMDB, since I'm not familiar with the film. Did this thing actually appear in theaters? Or was it more of a Direct-to-Video thing?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2013 06:54 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 03, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2013 06:55 PM (ZyqBH)
I know 9 of the symbols. I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
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Late afternoon red bull?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 03, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT)
That is so mean.
*sniffles* *sniffles more*
That's not working at all, is it?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 07:05 PM (Gk3SS)
I gotta get out of here and back to work. Who waits until the last minute to get work their done? *looks down at feet*
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After having actually met you? Not a fucking chance. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 03, 2013 11:08 PM (GEICT)
Delicate flower of innocent virtue!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 07:10 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 03, 2013 07:10 PM (JNUY4)
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Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2013 07:10 PM (AALPt)
This shoulda been on the gun thread, I realize ...
There's an Appleseed heritage/marksmanship clinic next weekend S of Geneseo, IL ... anyone interested?
Posted by: Steck at November 03, 2013 07:11 PM (RL7U1)
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Posted by: Steck
*ponders 900 mile drive*
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Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 03, 2013 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Damn, I miss the Cold War....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 03, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)
So I got 12/ 16. I guess I'm 75% nerd.
Posted by: cackfinger at November 03, 2013 11:12 PM (OsCtd)
HP. Deathly Hallows symbol.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 07:17 PM (Gk3SS)
I am just perplexed by this new “doctrine of fairness.”
Besides the fact that fairness or being fair isnÂ’t referenced once in
the US Constitution or, thanks to a story in the WSJ some twenty years
ago, there is no word for “fair” or “fairness” in many languages, we are
now propelled into using fairness as our rudder.
While the idyllic notion of fairness is laudable, there really is no
definition of fairness that is recognizable to all. I doubt there is any
case law to support a definition. It instead becomes,
much like beauty, “in the eye of the beholder.”
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Posted by: Steck
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NC
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 03, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)
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Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 03, 2013 07:19 PM (CA2NO)
;-) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 03, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)
*smacksmacksmacksmacksmack*
Given how easily I come to harm, I am totally delicate.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 07:19 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2013 07:19 PM (ZyqBH)
Supposed to be from DragonBallZ. That's one of the ones I missed, so I'm trusting what someone else posted.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2013 07:19 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 03, 2013 07:20 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 03, 2013 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)
CharlotteNCNov 09-Nov 10AppleseedInformationRegisterRamseurNCNov 16-Nov 17
Posted by: Steck at November 03, 2013 07:20 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Muzie apologist at November 03, 2013 07:20 PM (AALPt)
Drove to Florida from Michigan through the blizzard of 78. Got to Tampa, stopped at a car wash and they took a look at my car and wouldn't take my money. Now Cali is trying to ban washing cars?
Also, am currently reading the new Carson book. Sure was a moody person. I still miss him though. No one has ever replaced him. But then, the caliber of Hollywood star has dropped immensely too.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 03, 2013 07:20 PM (QnRSM)
Ubuntu
Well, crap, I totally misread the question.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2013 07:20 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 03, 2013 07:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 03, 2013 11:18 PM (kxSZr)
Automated car washes are required to capture and filter the rinse water. So basically only professionals can legally wash cars in San Jose.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 03, 2013 07:21 PM (XkotV)
CharlotteNCNov 09-Nov 10AppleseedInformationRegisterRamseurNCNov 16-Nov 17
Posted by: Steck
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Yes, I know..., but there was the invitation to Geneseo, IL
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 03, 2013 07:22 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 03, 2013 07:23 PM (CA2NO)
Obviously because you were distracted by the thought of Ichabod trying on new clothes. Not that. I've pondered that. Or anything.
Because, being a delicate flower of innocent virtue, I haven't. At all. And certainly not at length.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 03, 2013 07:23 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 03, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 03, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)
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Apparently there are several schools in Mexico which grant degrees in car washing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 03, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 03, 2013 07:26 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 03, 2013 07:26 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Muzie apologist at November 03, 2013 07:27 PM (AALPt)
Posted by: War on Womyn at November 03, 2013 11:17 PM (e8kgV)
Fairness is the bludgeon used by the Lesser, to enslave their Betters...
It is the age old struggle of the collective, vs the Individual...
We are currently on the cusp, of the Federal Government using the combination of 'Fairness' and 'Safety'... as an excuse to destroy all the basic Natural Rights our Forefathers spoke of...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2013 07:27 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 03, 2013 11:21 PM (XkotV)
Same racket as the thieves who buy cheap land on the outskirts, put up mini-storage facilities, and then get elected to council and push for bans on storing your own RV on your own property. The term is "rent-seeking".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2013 07:28 PM (8Fl6F)
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Posted by: jake at November 03, 2013 07:31 PM (t9Vdf)
Given how easily I come to harm, I am totally delicate.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 11:19 PM (Gk3SS)
Careful, you'll hurt your hand.
Here, use this paddle instead.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 03, 2013 07:31 PM (xa1/W)
Careful, you'll hurt your hand.
Here, use this paddle instead.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 03, 2013 11:31 PM (xa1/W)
Awwww thanks! You may have a non-small poxed blanket.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 07:32 PM (Gk3SS)
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Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 03, 2013 07:33 PM (BXLPR)
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Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 03, 2013 11:32 PM (Gk3SS)
I am truly blessed.
And now the overseer is back. Judging by the way he is hitting me with the lash, it must be time to go back into the salt mines.
Later roonz and roonettez!
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Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 03, 2013 11:18 PM (GmTxn)
It probably makes you a much better comedian. A guy who is content with life is going to have a lot less to make fun of.
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Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 03, 2013 07:40 PM (3W04v)
They are smarter than Daylight Stupid Time.
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2. 1337
n. 1. Nestled between 1336 and 1338, 1337 is commonly known as a number, or for the more advanced; an "integer"
2. Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain"
"i t0tally pnwed u. u r so a n00b and i am so 1337"
7. 1337
1337. Originally used by hackers to avoid simple net searches that would turn up, for example, "I am an elite hacker".
Instead hackers would say "1 4|\/| 4|\| 31337 |-|4x0|2".
"31337" was later shortened to "1337".
Now 1337 used mainly by the gaming community (also in chatrooms) to mean an especially skilled player.1. 7|-|3 |=|31 15 93771|\|9 (|053 70 7|-|15 31337 0p3|24710|\|!
2. im s0 1337 taht i pwn ur @ss n00b!
Posted by: Semi-Anonymous at November 03, 2013 07:42 PM (e8kgV)
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Posted by: no good deed at November 03, 2013 07:46 PM (k55Fc)
there is a shit load of shooting going on in NC/SC
Posted by: jake
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I am well aware.
This has spun out of control. I was making a facetious comment about actually traveling 900 miles for an Appleseed event, and the facetious part did not come across very well. It was a fail on my part.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 03, 2013 07:47 PM (aDwsi)
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Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at November 03, 2013 07:49 PM (m9V0o)
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Posted by: Mindy at November 03, 2013 07:51 PM (ZrNcx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 03, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 03, 2013 07:52 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 03, 2013 07:52 PM (0XV8C)
Posted by: Jane at November 03, 2013 07:53 PM (KDAAY)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2013 07:54 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Steck at November 03, 2013 07:55 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 03, 2013 07:55 PM (0XV8C)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 03, 2013 07:56 PM (0XV8C)
Posted by: Jane at November 03, 2013 07:58 PM (KDAAY)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 03, 2013 11:34 PM (j8JLb)
The number of high school quarterbacks better than Jay Cutler.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 03, 2013 07:59 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 03, 2013 07:59 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 03, 2013 08:01 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 03, 2013 08:02 PM (Pexsc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2013 08:03 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 03, 2013 08:03 PM (8Samq)
Posted by: Mindy at November 03, 2013 08:04 PM (ZrNcx)
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2013 08:04 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 03, 2013 08:06 PM (dfYL9)
Why canÂ’t the NSA just fill out the forms for us ?
The only sabotage going on here is the failure of the NSA.
Posted by: SemiColon-Anonymous at November 03, 2013 08:09 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 03, 2013 08:12 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 08:12 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Steve Jobs at November 03, 2013 08:14 PM (e8kgV)
I actually saw the Bloodhound Gang in concert as it happens . . .
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 08:15 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 03, 2013 08:15 PM (3W04v)
Posted by: The Vegas Hat at November 03, 2013 08:15 PM (Vk2pI)
Obama is really good at killing people.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo listens to what they say at November 03, 2013 08:16 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jane at November 03, 2013 08:17 PM (KDAAY)
There was much rejoicing. So long and thanks for all the fish while always remember where your towel is.
Back to writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2013 08:17 PM (uVVG+)
Posted by: logprof at November 03, 2013 08:17 PM (fOFYL)
Posted by: Adriane ... at November 03, 2013 08:18 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at November 03, 2013 08:19 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Jane at November 03, 2013 08:20 PM (KDAAY)
I have found possibly the stupidest person ever! Something called Liberalmann. Naturally heÂ’s a virulent leftist. You could go to any thread here and he will show his ass at least ten times. Want to practice you troll bashing skills? Sharpen the claws? Click my name - link goes to an especially egregious dreck of stupidity. Go and show him your love!
Posted by: Redneck at November 03, 2013 08:20 PM (Gi4Rb)
You can be sure that the city is looking for new things over which to write up the residents to raise cash via fines. Car washing is a slam dunk. Just have patrol cars rolling up and down the blocks every weekend afternoon. Easy money.
And why would San Jose be so desperate as to have to stoop to such measures?
Zero Hedge put up a list of lists of various boned American municipalities a few days ago. Cities ranked by erosion of tax base, by lack of cash on hand, etc.
One of the criteria by which they listed cities in trouble was by percentage of the general fund budget that goes to pay pensions for unionized public sector "workers". In San Jose, a staggering 30.9% of the money the city spends every year is on pensions.
When it gets that bad, and when the city gets to where it's shaking down people for washing cars in their own driveways, that's when the people who do NOT work in unionized city jobs start asking, "Why the fuck do I still live in this loser burg," and start making plans to relocate elsewhere.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 03, 2013 08:21 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 08:21 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Redneck at November 03, 2013 08:22 PM (Gi4Rb)
age that redneck maybe 18 years and . . .
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 08:22 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 03, 2013 08:25 PM (FlRtG)
Going to be in LV in about two weeks for a little event near the Mirage. If I can't walk to where I need to sleep will I run the risk of getting knifed on public transport, or should I have a taxi on standby?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 03, 2013 08:25 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: eman at November 03, 2013 08:25 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 03, 2013 08:25 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 03, 2013 08:26 PM (8Samq)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2013 08:26 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 03, 2013 08:26 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: EconomicPirate at November 03, 2013 08:27 PM (XKVv7)
Posted by: eman at November 03, 2013 08:29 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's past at November 03, 2013 08:30 PM (H0R/1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2013 08:30 PM (l3vZN)
Japan shouldn't count though. Getting that right just means you're not a fucking idiot.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 08:32 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2013 08:32 PM (uVVG+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 04, 2013 12:32 AM (uVVG+)
That sort of applies to the Rebel Alliance Logo for Star Wars as well.
Posted by: buzzion at November 03, 2013 08:35 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: eman at November 03, 2013 08:35 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2013 08:35 PM (uVVG+)
Posted by: Redneck at November 03, 2013 08:38 PM (Gi4Rb)
By playing better than the Texans in the second half, would be my guess
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 03, 2013 08:39 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 03, 2013 08:39 PM (uVVG+)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 04, 2013 12:30 AM (l3vZN)
how could you only get two? I'm pretty sure a functional retard could even do better than that
Posted by: The Dude at November 03, 2013 08:41 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 03, 2013 08:41 PM (8Samq)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at November 03, 2013 08:41 PM (G6U3l)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 03, 2013 08:42 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Old Dog at November 03, 2013 08:42 PM (tQYJH)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 03, 2013 08:42 PM (FlRtG)
I sure hope so! I feel all dirty inside.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 03, 2013 08:43 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 03, 2013 08:46 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2013 08:47 PM (l3vZN)
Arch needed to tap that ass. Nice cans, hot, daddy loaded to the gills. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 03, 2013 10:51 PM
And whenever Veronica broke his heart, there was good old Betty always willing to take him back. Kind of like how most Republican voters feel
http://tinyurl.com/msp6hzg
Posted by: kbdabear at November 03, 2013 08:48 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Functional Retard at November 03, 2013 08:49 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2013 08:51 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 03, 2013 08:51 PM (3W04v)
Posted by: Jane at November 03, 2013 08:52 PM (KDAAY)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 03, 2013 08:53 PM (3W04v)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2013 08:53 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2013 08:56 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2013 10:49 PM (8Fl6F)
BACK OFF, MAN! What did Hitler ever do to you!?!
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 03, 2013 08:57 PM (7/um6)
Posted by: Arbalest at November 03, 2013 08:57 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2013 10:36 PM
We've got the Federal Reserve creating 85 billion per month out of nothing but a few keystroke entries, so whatever counterfeiting of actual paper currency any of them do is just pissing into a polluted river
Posted by: kbdabear at November 03, 2013 08:59 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 03, 2013 09:00 PM (8Samq)
And now I feel insulted as well.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 03, 2013 09:02 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 03, 2013 09:03 PM (xz0nG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 03, 2013 09:05 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 03, 2013 09:06 PM (xz0nG)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2013 09:11 PM (j7iSn)
Virginia Democrat Calls For Forcing Doctors To Accept Medicare And Medicaid Patients
http://tinyurl.com/oow6l6j
Posted by: kbdabear at November 03, 2013 09:15 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2013 09:21 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 04, 2013 01:15 AM (aTXUx)
That was inevitable.... with the low Rates Docs are paid by those programs, they will have to force them into seeing those patients.... or their ideal of Income redistribution though the Health care system will not work.
I will note.... the Lefty Brother... CPA in Southern California... pays Extra to have a Concierge Doctor...
/facepalm...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2013 09:25 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2013 09:25 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 03, 2013 09:25 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2013 09:26 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 03, 2013 09:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 03, 2013 09:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Congress Needs To Pass The Employment Non-Discrimination Act
[It starts]
"Millions of LGBT Americans go to work every day fearing that, without any warning, they could lose their jobs -- not because of anything they've done, but simply because of who they are. It's offensive. It's wrong. And it needs to stop, because in the United States of America, who you are and who you love should never be a fireable offense."
What is this [excrement]!!??
Posted by: Count de Monet"
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So fucking retarded. Beyond stupid. Because, not only would such a thing
1) Open the floodgates to a raft of groundless lawsuits-- every time someone who happens to be gay is fired, for whatever reason, they can resort to this. The burden of proof, so to speak, will be on employers, who'll have to spend a shitload of money defending themselves against (or settling) countless frivolous lawsuits.
And therefore
2) Employers will much less likely to hire gay people in the first place!!! Instead of helping gay people retain jobs (fairly), this is more likely to discourage an employer from hiring a gay person in the first place.... because you know if you ever have to fire them, you might be facing a lawsuit.
Fucking retarded liberal thinking.
Posted by: lael at November 03, 2013 09:28 PM (m6RUG)
Posted by: CAC at November 03, 2013 09:31 PM (ovPrL)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 03, 2013 09:32 PM (YQROo)
I refuse to call these people "liberals" any more. They don't deserve the word.
Posted by: lael at November 03, 2013 09:32 PM (m6RUG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 03, 2013 09:33 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Infidel at November 03, 2013 09:34 PM (9AgaZ)
Posted by: stace at November 03, 2013 09:35 PM (F1lOF)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 03, 2013 09:35 PM (dfYL9)
Loved the Jimmy Carter, James Buchanan comparison.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 03, 2013 10:44 PM (kxSZr)
Incompetent and gay? Yeah, I can see that with JugEars on both counts.
'sup jackwagons
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2013 09:40 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 03, 2013 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Old Dog at November 03, 2013 09:45 PM (tQYJH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 03, 2013 09:45 PM (xz0nG)
Posted by: lael at November 04, 2013 01:28 AM (m6RUG)
When you self segregate into a Minority... its then easy to blame all your problems on being that minority status...
I've seen it inside my family.... with both a Black in law... and a Lesbian... both would cry discrimination when the problem was not their minority status... but stupidity...
And worse... both had problems with depression... because they were always fighting against a problem that was not there... and so could not win...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2013 09:46 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2013 09:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Star Trek, X-Men, Green Lantern, Harry Potter.
Space Invaders, XKCD, Stargate,
Star Wars, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Japan, Playstation
Dragonball, Power switch, Zelda, Leet
Yeah, I only got 12 of them too, .
Posted by: Thrawn at November 03, 2013 10:55 PM (ZyqBH)
I had Star Trek, Railroad crossing, line break?, Harry Potter; Space Invaders, XKCD, Stargate, Lost? [never watched]; World of Warfare? [never played, looks like a 'W'], Hitchhiker's Guide, Japan, ESP test?; Tennessee, on/off, Mandelbrot, LEET-speak.
How does one numerically score a Rorschach test? I'm pretty sure I missed at least 4.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 03, 2013 09:54 PM (YQROo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 03, 2013 09:57 PM (xz0nG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2013 09:59 PM (g1DWB)
GOP couldn't advertise a sex robot if it were free.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2013 01:45 AM (xz0nG)"
Alas, this is true. I just hate, so much, that the left in America gets to be termed "liberal."
In this I envy the (fiscal) right-wing, in other parts of the world. They get the term (neo)liberal, which I consider much a more appropriate appellation. (Even though it's usually derogatory, used by leftists there, just as it's usually derogatory when we use it here.)
It just so happens that contemporary American conservatism is essentially, almost by definition, "liberal" (in the original political sense of the term)-- i.e. committed to conserving the values and freedoms enshrined in the American Constitution.
That a monstrosity like Obamacare can be called "liberal" offends me on a very deep linguistic/ semantic/ etymological/ historical level.
Posted by: lael at November 03, 2013 10:11 PM (m6RUG)
Posted by: jc at November 03, 2013 10:23 PM (PlzOe)
I've seen it inside my family.... with both a Black in law... and a Lesbian... both would cry discrimination when the problem was not their minority status... but stupidity... "
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2013 01:46 AM (lZBBB)
I agree, I've seen it too, and it's sad. It's dysfunctional thinking, that hurts the person in the grip of it.
Gay marriage etc. is one thing (whatever one may think about it). But this proposed legislation is a different thing-- like instituting an "affirmative action" type ethos (in effect self-segregation) for LGBT, like there is for blacks, in employment.
Which is just weird. For all the injustice or prejudice gays may have suffered in different ways in the past, when it comes to economics/ education/ employment etc., by and large that population is doing very well for themselves, seems to me. To their credit.
So in an arena or dimension where they are *least* victims (and least see themselves as victims, to their credit), the Obama administration wants to assign and encourage a sense of victimhood?
Stupid, as I said, but also so damaging and pernicious.
Posted by: lael at November 03, 2013 10:24 PM (m6RUG)
Posted by: lael at November 04, 2013 02:11 AM (m6RUG)
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The slavers have been changing their name steadily since at least the 1870's. Once, they were just proudly slavers and called themselves slavers.
Once the advocates of freedom made it too difficult to remain proudly slavers they started changing their name. However, no matter what new name they pick people eventually catch on. This is why they can no longer call themselves totalitarians, fascists, socialists, national socialists, communists, marxists, etc. They tried liberals for awhile but people eventually figured that one out as well. They will be progressives until people catch on one more time, and then they will change their name again.
In the end, every single one of those incarnations is just the slavers trying to return to their slave owing roots.
If the slavers think they can get away with it they will eventually call themselves conservatives and republicans as well.
Posted by: jc at November 03, 2013 10:32 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: navybrat at November 03, 2013 10:47 PM (pUKr6)
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 02:32 AM (PlzOe)
Heh, wouldn't be surprised. After all, now that Obamacare's been "implemented," they can call anyone who favors its repeal a radical revolutionary, seeking to topple and destroy a sacred institution, a deep-rooted system, which organizes and orders 1/6 of our economy. What are you, nihilists and anarchists?
Posted by: lael at November 03, 2013 11:13 PM (m6RUG)
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She deserved it. Good riddance. Besides, they need someone for the spin off that's in the works.
Posted by: great chief at November 03, 2013 11:26 PM (HqVUy)
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 02:32 AM (PlzOe)
Heh, wouldn't be surprised. After all, now that Obamacare's been "implemented," they can call anyone who favors its repeal a radical revolutionary, seeking to topple and destroy a sacred institution, a deep-rooted system, which organizes and orders 1/6 of our economy. What are you, nihilists and anarchists?
Posted by: lael at November 04, 2013 03:13 AM (m6RUG)
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Exactly. I was just reading info on the origins of fascism. It seems there were a bunch of folks in western europe that tried to take over from the far left. They couldn't get any momentum so they started taking ideas from the far right and eventually cooked up enough bullshit to fool the average bear with a synthesis of various crack-pottery.
In the end, slavers will name themselves anything, say anything, do anything, promise anything, and adapt in any manner required to start taking over ownership of other people's lives (they don't want all of your life, just the wealth producing part, which is your time, which they steal by controlling your choices. I have learned to just skip all the bullshit and refer to entire sordid group as slavers no matter what they would prefer to be called).
Posted by: jc at November 03, 2013 11:32 PM (PlzOe)
I've seen the Harry Potter circle in triangle in something old too. Something red and blue?
Anyone not expecting Jersey guy - Mormon cultural impedance mismatch is foolish irregardless of CC's actual jerkiness.
Posted by: DaveA at November 03, 2013 11:35 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 03, 2013 11:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DaveA at November 04, 2013 03:35 AM (DL2i+)
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it also seems reasonable to use great caution before believing these particular authors about anything at all.
Posted by: jc at November 03, 2013 11:57 PM (PlzOe)
And a stick figure of a person.
But I have no idea the relevance or meaning of those things.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 12:16 AM (pUKr6)
And a stick figure of a person.
But I have no idea the relevance or meaning of those things.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 04:16 AM (pUKr6)
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So, what kinda guy was Ray Brown?
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 12:19 AM (PlzOe)
Unpretentious as hell. You would talk to him think you were talking to your average truck mechanic.
He spoke and played the truth.
And he had a perfect life. He lived his life unimpaired by physical complaints. Or, more accurately, if he had them, he never griped about them.
Then he did his last gig, went to sleep and did not wake up again.
We should all be so lucky.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 12:23 AM (pUKr6)
Unpretentious as hell. You would talk to him think you were talking to your average truck mechanic.
He spoke and played the truth.
And he had a perfect life. He lived his life unimpaired by physical complaints. Or, more accurately, if he had them, he never griped about them.
Then he did his last gig, went to sleep and did not wake up again.
We should all be so lucky.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 04:23 AM (pUKr6)
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There are some people in the world that even though I have never met them they somehow send out an aura of being truly gentlemen and decent human beings. Is that a fair statement about Ray Brown?
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 12:33 AM (PlzOe)
But damn, could that guy play. And teach. He was exemplary, in the literal meaning of the word.
Being a musician is special. People pay you money to bring in to creation a thing that never was before. Maybe never will be ever again.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 12:37 AM (pUKr6)
And stamina.
Mostly stamina.
I mean, you got to play while 6 horn players take 4 choruses each, the piano player takes 3, then, you get to solo maybe for one chorus, 7 minutes in, and you have to have something left over to light up the room.
You got to be the strongest son of a bitch for miles to that, night after night.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 12:43 AM (pUKr6)
And stamina.
Mostly stamina.
I mean, you got to play while 6 horn players take 4 choruses each, the piano player takes 3, then, you get to solo maybe for one chorus, 7 minutes in, and you have to have something left over to light up the room.
You got to be the strongest son of a bitch for miles to that, night after night.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 04:43 AM (pUKr6)
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and you gotta carry that big sumbitch around
.
so are you a touring pro?
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 12:50 AM (PlzOe)
I only do the gigs I want to do.
Which is still a lot. May not always pay the best, but that is OK since I don't need the $ like I used to.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 12:52 AM (pUKr6)
Posted by: DaveA at November 04, 2013 03:35 AM (DL2i+)
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Civil Defense signs.
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2013 12:57 AM (5NIRB)
I only do the gigs I want to do.
Which is still a lot. May not always pay the best, but that is OK since I don't need the $ like I used to.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 04:52 AM (pUKr6)
==== I wish I could do that. I love to play, but no one ever seriously told me to quit my day job.
Do you get to play all types of music you want to play?
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 01:00 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 04, 2013 01:05 AM (23Kgq)
That is a very good question, jc.
If I answered "yes" then I think you could stick a fork in me, as contentment is deadly in music.
I love all types of music, except that which bores me.
But a PROFESSIONAL plays all types of music competently and with inspiration. A Pro is not allowed to have biases about that which pays the bills.
Here is my thing. If I take the gig, I do my very best, which is usually pretty good. If I don't think I can do that, I decline the gig.
And if the gig turns out to be not so great, I remind myself: I took the gig. The blame is on me. Not the person who called me. I still will give 100%, but if the situation turns out to be not so good, it is on me, as I took the gig. I said yes.
I went thru customs earlier this year and the guy working customs (Federal Immigration agent) was constantly bitching about his job the whole time. I know he has a rough job, and it is hard to be cheerful at times. But, I looked at that guy and said "Hey, pal, this IS the job that you applied for. You worked your ass off to get this job. And now you have it."
So, shut up already...
Same thing with music.
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 01:10 AM (pUKr6)
there's a Jerry Wright quote out there that Obama was lucky to find his congregation b/c he let Obama be a Christian without having to renounce Islam.
Ogabe is a Muslim Brotherhood operative, and so is McCain.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 04, 2013 01:11 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 05:10 AM (pUKr6)
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are you getting a chance to teach or some other way to give something back?
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 01:15 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 01:20 AM (pUKr6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 04, 2013 01:23 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: navybrat at November 04, 2013 05:20 AM (pUKr6)
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Thanks for the chat. It has been fun, but I gotta go to work in the AM.
Posted by: jc at November 04, 2013 01:24 AM (PlzOe)
If McCain was just a tard he'd accidentally get something right every now and again.
In the Ogabe Era he has constantly sided with destabilizing, radical Islam.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 04, 2013 01:31 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Moron Labe! at November 04, 2013 02:05 AM (Rb9kQ)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 04, 2013 02:07 AM (4yFKY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 04, 2013 02:38 AM (23Kgq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 04, 2013 02:39 AM (23Kgq)
I think he is still a few pounds shy of Billy Howie Taft.
So he still has something to aspire to!
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 04, 2013 02:54 AM (kaGpp)
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