November 30, 2013
— Open Blogger Welcome to the Caturday version of the ONT. Forgive me for what I am about to do to you.
In football news, these two items cannot be ignored.
First, it looks like both Tomlin and the sideline official will be disciplined following this chickenshit move on the part of Tomlin. I'm a lifelong fan of Pittsburgh, but trash like this should not be tolerated.
And, ICYMI, this is noteworthy. Get your jollies now because this kind of fail isn't likely to repeat itself with one of the greatest football programs in our generation. They are the home team but, still, failure this epic deserves special mention.
Last week, the Florida Gators were beaten by Georgia-Southern by a score of 26-20. Worse, GSU won without ever completing a single pass. Could it get worse still? Yes. Yes it can. Did I mention that this was supposed to be a paid hit for the Gators? They paid $550k for the pleasure of this embarrassment.
From tweep Jamie Jones, this letter from NASA.
Dear Mr. JonesWe thank you for your interest in our work. Unfortunately though, we have no interest in your attached sketch entitled "A Breakthrough in Awesome Space Rockets, Now Give Me Some Money". We've long been aware of the science behind the reaction that occurs between Coke and Mentos, so believe us when we say that there's no practical use for it in our work - even if we did use "a shit load of Coke", as you so eloquently put it.
The rest can be found here. My new most-favorite vid on You Tube. Even a dog needs someone to talk to.
To anyone who hasn't yet tuned into the Showtime series Masters of Sex, you don't know what you are missing. The writing and acting are superb and, well, there's lots of boobies. Plus, they have the best intro on television right now.
From tweep JavaJoe comes this simply delightful Thanksgiving greeting to President Obama.
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Posted by: The Political Hat at November 30, 2013 05:43 PM (Vk2pI)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 05:47 PM (HVff2)
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Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2013 05:49 PM (ZyqBH)
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Posted by: Synnerman at November 30, 2013 05:50 PM (0Bdlg)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 05:50 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 09:47 PM (ZPrif)
Drudge linked it, top of the page. Actor died in LA car crash.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 30, 2013 05:51 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 05:51 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 05:51 PM (DmNpO)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K95SXe3pZoY
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 05:52 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 05:53 PM (HVff2)
That is so glorious.
I need to pair that with a loop of the run back by Auburn today for extra schadenfreudey goodness.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 05:53 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 05:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 05:53 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 05:54 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 05:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: TMZ at November 30, 2013 05:55 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 05:55 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 05:56 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2013 05:56 PM (ZyqBH)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 05:56 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 05:58 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 05:58 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2013 05:58 PM (HsJeN)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 05:58 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 05:59 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 06:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:01 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Achmed in Arabia at November 30, 2013 06:01 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: TMZ at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (1Y+hH)
"Eddie Murphy was on Arsenio last week and spoke about his death hoax. He was incredulous. He made it clear that he (nor any other black dude) will ever die while snowboarding."
Heh!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (GufPw)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2013 09:58 PM (HsJeN
It was a thing of beauty, mainly for the look on Saban's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 06:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:03 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Beto at November 30, 2013 06:03 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 06:03 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: My Sharia Moor at November 30, 2013 06:03 PM (PhG8y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 10:01 PM (HVff2)
So......... Not sure how this is different from normal horde posting status.
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 06:04 PM (uHgI5)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:04 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:05 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:05 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: My Sharia Moor at November 30, 2013 06:06 PM (PhG8y)
It was a thing of beauty, mainly for the look on Saban's face.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 10:03 PM (Gk3SS)
^^THIS^^
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 06:06 PM (uHgI5)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, saying what 300 mexicans were thinking at November 30, 2013 06:06 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Beto at November 30, 2013 06:06 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 06:07 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2013 06:08 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 10:02 PM (Nsoq9)
I can drink but I dunno if I could make it through that drinking game. Of course I only made it awake once through the Cannibal The Musical drinking game as well
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 06:08 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Dig Dug's air pump of perspicacity at November 30, 2013 06:08 PM (ttB5A)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 06:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 06:09 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:09 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2013 06:10 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 06:10 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 06:10 PM (vgd4f)
I'm pretty sure that's why they chose that name for the illegal gun thing...
"You hear about this 'fast and furious'?"
"Ya dawg, it's a movie."
"But this was about, like Mexico or something?"
"Lawl, na brah, it's a movie."
Etc.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 06:11 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 06:11 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 06:12 PM (ZPrif)
So......... Not sure how this is different from normal horde posting status.
Posted by: tbodie
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M. Human. is getting a needed "wheel" replacement Monday. That way he can chase the lovely Mrs around the bedroom and she won't keep getting away.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Misanthropic Humanitarian, best wishes on the surgery. And may Mrs Human run slower during the recovery,
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 06:12 PM (1s+pS)
Posted by: The reel story they don't want you to know at November 30, 2013 06:12 PM (R6JT1)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:13 PM (HVff2)
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Posted by: Achmed in Arabia at November 30, 2013 06:14 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 06:14 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, saying what 300 mexicans were thinking at November 30, 2013 06:14 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Breaking News Guy at November 30, 2013 06:15 PM (yhJhK)
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Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:16 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:16 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 30, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 30, 2013 06:16 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:17 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:17 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 06:18 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 10:13 PM (HVff2)
*laugh*.... *laugh some more*.... Where do I get a power Walker?
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 06:18 PM (1s+pS)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2013 06:18 PM (ZyqBH)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 30, 2013 06:19 PM (bCEmE)
And right now trying to get a vampire to enter the grounds around a Buddhist temple.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 06:20 PM (ofljX)
Posted by: logprof double entendre at November 30, 2013 06:20 PM (fOFYL)
Posted by: The reel story they don't want you to know at November 30, 2013 06:21 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 30, 2013 06:22 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:23 PM (1Y+hH)
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Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 06:23 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:23 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: logprof triple entendre at November 30, 2013 06:25 PM (fOFYL)
Posted by: Rasputin at November 30, 2013 06:26 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Chevy Chase at November 30, 2013 06:26 PM (p/lW3)
#wisconsintweetsPosted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 06:27 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 30, 2013 06:27 PM (KCvsd)
#wisconsintweetsPosted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2013 06:28 PM (ZyqBH)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Chevy Chase at November 30, 2013 10:26 PM (p/lW3)
hey now, Kurt Schilcter or how ever you spell it gave him mad props a couple years ago
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 06:28 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:29 PM (HVff2)
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Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2013 06:29 PM (ZyqBH)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 06:29 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 06:30 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 06:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Synnerman at November 30, 2013 06:31 PM (0Bdlg)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 10:27 PM (4Mv1T)
Heh.... call me.
Posted by: That comment is a Fluke at November 30, 2013 06:32 PM (1s+pS)
My money is on the website staff being sold to slavery in about *checks watch* already. The farmers in Tunisia need help milking goats
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:32 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 06:32 PM (AO9UG)
Might have to check out that sex show linked above so I know what to do when I catch Mrs. Misanthrope
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 10:09 PM (HVff2)
Oh, so it's on Food Network?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 30, 2013 06:32 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 06:32 PM (vgd4f)
Franklin Ajaye used to have a routine in which he said the 'Agony of Defeat' guy on the Wide Wide World of Sport intro was the sole black skier.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 06:33 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 06:33 PM (lq3Ak)
Honest to God, I'd never heard of him before tonight.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 10:30 PM
Actor. Was in some of the Fast and Furious flicks, Flags of our Fathers, Timeline, Varsity Blues. Not a bad actor, actually. Better than most of the dickweeds that hollywood puts in movies these days.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 06:33 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:34 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 06:34 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2013 06:35 PM (ZyqBH)
RT @morninggloria: AND YET MILLIONS OF SIGNIFICANTLY LESS HOT PEOPLE STILL LIVE
Posted by: Retread at November 30, 2013 06:36 PM (IiAs3)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 06:36 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:37 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 06:37 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2013 06:39 PM (fOFYL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 06:39 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 30, 2013 06:40 PM (bCEmE)
Let that be a comfort to Gloria, and to her cats, when she hits retirement age.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:40 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:40 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 06:42 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 06:42 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:43 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 06:43 PM (ofljX)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 30, 2013 06:43 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 06:44 PM (p/lW3)
They never let a newsworthy death go to waste.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 06:44 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 06:44 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 06:44 PM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: Dora the fedora senora at November 30, 2013 06:44 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:45 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at November 30, 2013 06:45 PM (XB5Ak)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:45 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2013 06:45 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 06:45 PM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: Tuna at November 30, 2013 06:46 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 06:47 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:48 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 06:48 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 06:49 PM (gferp)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 06:50 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:51 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:51 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 30, 2013 06:51 PM (DoZD+)
Don't think TMZ went down when Michael Jackson died.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 10:48 PM (ZPrif)
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I know I didn't
Posted by: Corey Feldman at November 30, 2013 06:51 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:52 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 06:53 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:54 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 06:54 PM (sdi6R)
The low-light Karmann Ghia community lost a member that way last year in SoCal. His black 58 hit an SUV at a good rate of speed head on and the gas tank failed. A fire erupted and burned up the front half of that car plus killing the driver/owner.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 06:54 PM (ofljX)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2013 06:54 PM (fOFYL)
Here's a picture. No one was gonna survive that.
http://t.co/XwhZSB7ndT
Tangentially, I've never really understood the cult of James Dean.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 06:54 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 06:55 PM (1Y+hH)
So I watched it tonight, and a helluva game it was.
That is --- until 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter----it ended abruptly.
Ya see, my brain-dead, neuron-depleted so-called "computer" in the Verizon FIOS TV DVR system just quits at the end of whatever time the game is pre-set to by the network---even if the network doesn't end the game at the pre-set time.
Thanks a pantload, Verizon.
Posted by: Hari Seldon at November 30, 2013 06:55 PM (iD/v0)
Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2013 06:56 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2013 06:56 PM (fOFYL)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 10:54 PM (hO8IJ)
Dean was McQueen before McQueen really hit the scene
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 06:56 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Car burned, both riders at the scene.
Weird.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 10:52 PM (1Y+hH)
Just another German car mysteriously accelerating and ramming a tree in California.... http://tinyurl.com/np5dgv3 ....nothing to see, here....
Posted by: Black Helicopter Guys at November 30, 2013 06:57 PM (T1005)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 06:57 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 06:58 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 06:58 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 06:59 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2013 06:59 PM (fOFYL)
For some value of "few" that is actually "a crapton." Most of them you just don't notice because they did their work so long before their death.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 06:59 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 06:59 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 06:59 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 07:00 PM (gferp)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:00 PM (AO9UG)
Not really. Their celebrity dies and they go on, often for decades. They're the ones whose obituaries produce one of two thoughts. Either 'never heard of them but supposedly they were famous once' or 'he was still alive?'
Kind of like lottery jackpot winners. Because a few have spectacular public flameouts, we begin to assume that this is the natural consequence of sudden immense wealth. But we forget that the number of jackpot winners who lead quiet lives far outnumber those whose downfall makes the news.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 07:00 PM (bPxS6)
It's the swill of choice at the HQ, a long running moron joke, Carol.
Posted by: Retread at November 30, 2013 07:01 PM (IiAs3)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 07:01 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 07:01 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 07:01 PM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2013 07:02 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 11:00 PM (AO9UG)
NDH did it today
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 07:02 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:02 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: invasion of the body snackers at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 07:03 PM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 30, 2013 07:04 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:04 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2013 07:04 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:05 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 07:05 PM (ZPrif)
BTW, I did not realize there is a brand of toliet bowl cleaner named Kaboom!
I was Woodman's, a mega-supermarket (the sort of place that has an entire long aisle devoted solely to spaghetti sauce - I go there to get things I can't find anyplace else) and I saw the Kaboom! cleanser. Hmmm - Kaboom cereal and Kaboom toliet bowl cleaner.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 07:06 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:07 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:07 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: grease monkey at November 30, 2013 07:07 PM (qQk+U)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 07:08 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 07:09 PM (gferp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:09 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 07:09 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: KG at November 30, 2013 11:08 PM (IPz9m)
the scene where he goes down on Vera Farmiga
<drools>
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 07:09 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Care Bear with gall bladder scar at November 30, 2013 07:10 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 07:10 PM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 07:10 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:11 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:13 PM (AO9UG)
Heh. I saw that today at Menards. Anyone else? If there's three of us, it's a zeitgeist.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 07:13 PM (hO8IJ)
Dean never had to show he could play any other type of role than the small sample in his resume. He never had to face career doldrums and become a sitcom dad or some other letdown from movie stardom.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 07:13 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 30, 2013 07:13 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 30, 2013 07:13 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 07:13 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Dig Dug's air pump of perspicacity at November 30, 2013 07:14 PM (ttB5A)
Posted by: Paul Walker who? at November 30, 2013 07:14 PM (k0wRv)
Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 07:14 PM (gferp)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:14 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:14 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:15 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 07:15 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:16 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 30, 2013 07:16 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:16 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Retread at November 30, 2013 07:17 PM (IiAs3)
My mom had that recommended to her by a friend. For some reason she thought it would come in a different container than the stuff we already have at the house. Her arthritis is making it hard for her to deal with that type of squeeze and twist top. But it's in the same package and no Kaboom for her.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 07:17 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 11:15 PM (p/lW3)
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Must. Resist. Obvious. Double. Entendre.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:17 PM (jucos)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:18 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 30, 2013 07:18 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 07:18 PM (kkbgQ)
Had to be going very fast.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 11:16 PM
Really? Head on? All over... real quick.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 07:18 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:19 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 07:19 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:19 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 30, 2013 07:19 PM (l3vZN)
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24101584/ nyc-mayor-elect-will-face-immediate-fiscal-crisis
Sure would have been nice if Bloomberg'd shared this with the electorate or - I dunno - FIXED THE PROBLEM - before letting someone be mayor who is clearly unsuited for the job
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:20 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:20 PM (DmNpO)
I have some underneath the bathroom sink. Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 11:14 PM (gferp)
Perhaps it's the same product. They realized it worked better as toliet bowl cleaner than it did as food.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 07:21 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 07:21 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:21 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 30, 2013 07:21 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:21 PM (AO9UG)
Mid Maryland and Northern Virginia are like driving through the Pleistocene.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 30, 2013 11:19 PM (l3vZN)
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I literally almost shit my pants. It was scary as hell. I wonder what happened to the guy behind me but I was just too freaked out to walk 1/2 mile back down the interstate to find out. The impact was explosive
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:21 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Arnold Stang at November 30, 2013 07:22 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 30, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)
Game's over, get pissed
Bruins over 'SC 35-14
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 07:23 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2013 07:23 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 11:20 PM
Looks like they slid in side on and wrapped it? In any event, they were probably dead before it stopped moving. Damn.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 07:23 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: NCKate at November 30, 2013 07:23 PM (X/4E9)
Posted by: Del Griffith at November 30, 2013 07:24 PM (OJKfN)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 07:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 30, 2013 07:24 PM (Vk2pI)
Wait til tomorrow. Patriots / Texans. I'm basically praying it won't hit the triple digits
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:25 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 07:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:25 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 30, 2013 07:26 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 30, 2013 11:24 PM (Vk2pI)
thankfully I haven't seen it in almost 20 years so it will be "new" to me
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 07:26 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:26 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: George Burns at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (ttB5A)
Posted by: Bumpcuss at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (j4mX5)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (AO9UG)
My liberal boss gushed about the Masters of Sex program and how "progressive" Masters and Johnson were - which kind of wrecked it for me.
What I know about Masters and Johnson is that they shocked the nation by revealing that (supposedly) a very large percentage of straight men had had homosexual experiences. In fact, their stats were skewed because they had interviewed men who had spent time in prison. Their dishonesty paved the way for later lies, damned lies and statistics - like the one about 10% of the population being gay. It's really more like 3%.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: wte9 at November 30, 2013 07:27 PM (Y57U5)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:28 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2013 07:28 PM (4lyMJ)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:28 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Zoophile Activist at November 30, 2013 07:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 07:29 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:29 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:30 PM (HVff2)
Her voice sounded like someone trying to start a car with a low battery.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 07:30 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:30 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 07:31 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 07:31 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:32 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 07:32 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Teenage Boys Everywhere at November 30, 2013 07:32 PM (Vk2pI)
I'm amazed I haven't hit a deer yet. I've had some close calls.
Also had some close calls with runners who run on the shoulder of the road dressed entirely in black. And they're running at 5 am in December. They must have a death wish.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 07:33 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2013 07:33 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:33 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:33 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:33 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Bill deBlasio, Zombie mayor of NYC at November 30, 2013 07:33 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:34 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Gozer the Gozerian at November 30, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 11:33 PM (1Y+hH)
moose are not to be trifled with, they can be some mean bitches
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 07:35 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 07:35 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: lous a girl at November 30, 2013 07:35 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 07:35 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:35 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:36 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: There's a Moose in My House at November 30, 2013 07:36 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:36 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: The Dude at November 30, 2013 11:35 PM (vJdyz)
That trick never works!
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at November 30, 2013 07:36 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: NCKate at November 30, 2013 07:37 PM (X/4E9)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 07:37 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:37 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2013 07:38 PM (p/lW3)
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 07:38 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2013 07:39 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Mrs. Garrison at November 30, 2013 07:39 PM (ZS+iI)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 30, 2013 07:39 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 30, 2013 07:40 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:40 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:40 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 07:41 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: cheeto bro at November 30, 2013 07:41 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose at November 30, 2013 07:42 PM (v6hyJ)
I came across a sow moose with her calves while in a canoe in the Boundry Waters. I was too young to be scared but I could sense the guides were just a bit freaked that we were so close to them.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:42 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:42 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: cheeto bro at November 30, 2013 07:42 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:43 PM (DmNpO)
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Different suspension and materials is why.
Semis beat the crap out of asphalt. Ever see a section just before a stop that's all rippled up?
That's from the semi tires bouncing as they stop (maybe because of a light or no load or maybe not) pound the pavement and/or the weight can actually shift the asphalt a little as the brakes are applied.
IMO trucks should pay a lot more road taxes as they do over 50% of the damage.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 30, 2013 07:43 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, suboptimal offspring at November 30, 2013 07:44 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 07:45 PM (LbjC3)
Don't sell yourself short, hon. You were about the best any spawn of your dad could aspire to.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:45 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 07:47 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: cheeto bro at November 30, 2013 07:47 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: soothsayer
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Not into face transplants, I gather.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 11:46 PM (1Y+hH)
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Probably my favorite spot on this planet.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:48 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 30, 2013 07:48 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at November 30, 2013 07:48 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 07:48 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2013 07:49 PM (JMmQ9)
Sounds like one of those Arab-language cartoons about Jews that are curiously acceptable while cartoons of Pedo-Mo are not.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 07:49 PM (hO8IJ)
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I never got the fascination with James Dean. Still don't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 07:50 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 07:50 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 10:54 PM (hO8IJ)
Died early. Was part of the Baby Boomer generation. The bad boy of a generation.
I never thought he was much of an actor since his "acting" seemed to consist of a couple of facial expressions. He was the Kristen Stewart of the 50's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 30, 2013 11:48 PM (BXLPR)
He was one of the "scratch your ass and mumble" group of actors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 07:50 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 30, 2013 07:50 PM (vY2x+)
Posted by: cheeto bro at November 30, 2013 07:51 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at November 30, 2013 07:51 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:51 PM (DmNpO)
Knock it off. BC isn't here.
*hides under empty beer cans*
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 07:51 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Porky Pig at November 30, 2013 07:53 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: cheeto bro at November 30, 2013 07:54 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at November 30, 2013 07:54 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:54 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 07:54 PM (ZPrif)
1) have plenty of time
2) have drinks already on hand
3) are in a really really good mood
4) don't give a shit if your stuff gets f'ed up
5) are brain dead
6) are a masochist
7) don't know beans about tech
are a democrat9) want to find out what other joys microsuck has dreamed up for you
10) like to live dangerously
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 30, 2013 07:54 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: cheeto bro at November 30, 2013 07:55 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at November 30, 2013 07:56 PM (noB3y)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:56 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 30, 2013 07:57 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 11:54 PM (1Y+hH)
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I plan on retiring to the Gunflint Trail.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 07:57 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 07:57 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 07:57 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 07:58 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Achmed in Arabia at November 30, 2013 07:59 PM (SXDDj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 30, 2013 11:43 PM
You think you're paying a lot for groceries now? That stuff didn't get to the stores by 3D faxes
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 07:59 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2013 07:59 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 07:59 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at November 30, 2013 08:00 PM (noB3y)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 08:00 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 08:00 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 08:01 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:01 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 08:02 PM (ZPrif)
http://tinyurl.com/pmln8ju
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 08:02 PM (ofljX)
Giant.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:02 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:02 PM (1Y+hH)
And metered mileage via GPS type stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:04 PM (BrrWI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxX1sm4ea-k
i have no idea what language this is
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 08:05 PM (Nsoq9)
_Giant_.
He kind of lost me in the half hour or so of that one. Elizabeth Taylor was sure pretty, though.
_Rebel_ just annoyed me, and while I remember watching _East of Eden_ I don't remember anything about it except the anti-German thing. Not sure what that says about his acting.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 08:05 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:05 PM (1Y+hH)
That and the bare chested pecs while The Shat had to be cinched up in a girdle to hide bigger gut
Did you know that Khan's crew were all Chippendale dancers?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 08:06 PM (aTXUx)
Who was that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:06 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2013 12:06 AM
Sulu's phone number is 1-6-3-0-9
Posted by: Capt Spock at November 30, 2013 08:07 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:07 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:08 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 11:35 PM (4Mv1T)
In the case of runners, some say running on asphalt or gravel on the shoulder is easier on one's feet than running on the sidewalk. In that case, you'd better be dressed in day-glo lime and pink from head to foot, because having feet in good condition isn't much of a comfort if you end up in traction because a driver couldn't see you.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 08:08 PM (R3gO3)
Posters made 'em. Posted by: Meremortal at December 01, 2013 12:05 AM
You're not thinking of Farrah Fawcett are you? That poster made the erect nipple what it is today
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 08:09 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:10 PM (1Y+hH)
It has been a trial this season.
...I'm almost done. Ten thousand lights seems like a lot, but it isn't. I can do it alone in two "good" days.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:10 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: BubbleLion at November 30, 2013 08:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:11 PM (LbjC3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxX1sm4ea-k
i have no idea what language this is
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 01, 2013 12:05 AM (Nsoq9)
Russian folk metal. Seriously.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 08:11 PM (FMbng)
Posters made 'em.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 01, 2013 12:05 AM
Einstein's hair was feathered?
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 08:11 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2013 08:11 PM (JMmQ9)
What if a ginger takes you home and she has a ginger kitteh?
Which one steals your soul?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 08:13 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:50 PM
He made three movies: East of Eden, Rebel without a Cause, and the other one (?), then he tragically died.
I've never gotten the fascination with James Dean, either. But he was damn good in Rebel without a Cause
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2013 11:59 PM (JMmQ9)
Concrete Jungle, or something like that?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:13 PM (T1005)
Oh yeah, Einstein with the tongue.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:13 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:13 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 08:14 PM (ZPrif)
Buy a bottle and help fight cancer! Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at December 01, 2013 12:11 AM
They had that last year with a Taylor Swift lookalike singer with a guitar
I've read that the 5 Hour Energy could kill you faster than breast cancer. Especially if you're a guy
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 08:15 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 08:16 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2013 08:17 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:17 PM (1Y+hH)
What's that oft-copied painting of Dean, Elvis, and someone else sitting at a diner?
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at December 01, 2013 12:13 AM (LbjC3)
The original is Edward Hopper's Nighthawks.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:17 PM (T1005)
James Dean, Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe walk in to a bar................
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:17 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at December 01, 2013 12:13 AM
"Boulevard of broken dreams"... which is itself a knock off copy.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 08:18 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 30, 2013 08:18 PM (Nsoq9)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:19 PM (1Y+hH)
>>What's that oft-copied painting of Dean, Elvis, and someone else sitting at a diner?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 08:19 PM (ZS+iI)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:13 AM no, it was "Giant" which was like fourteen hours long or some shit
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2013 12:17 AM (JMmQ9)
I was thinking of the Vic Morrow part from Blackboard Jungle.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:19 PM (T1005)
She hasnÂ’t aged well. I canÂ’t remember the last time I saw her in anything.
What do you think? Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 11:35 PM
Allison Janney is in the CBS comedy "Mom"
I used to see her around the lot when I worked for Warner Brothers. She was pleasant in person. Actually the nicest guy on the lot was ... Martin Sheen. Didn't like his politics but he was very easy to get along with
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 08:20 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2013 12:17 AM (JMmQ9)
The "Gone With the Wind" of a newer generation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:20 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - newsflash: my tooth and toe are still broken at November 30, 2013 08:20 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 08:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 08:21 PM (13IVx)
"Died early. Was part of the Baby Boomer generation. The bad boy of a generation."
Er, James Dean was born in 1931. The oldest Boomers were born 15 years after he was and were still watching Howdy Doody and Captain Kangaroo when Dean died. He was no more of a Boomer than Elvis or Marilyn Monroe were.
You can blame the Boomers for a lot of shit, but the Dean cult is not one of them.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 08:21 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:19 AM (T1005)
That's what I thought you meant. One credit for the person who can name the opening tune to that movie. (Not named cthulhu!)
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:22 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:23 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2013 08:23 PM (z4WKX)
@JohnEkdahl It's probably not the time to "have the talk about Health Care" with friends who are Tide fans, is it
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 08:23 PM (aTXUx)
That's like the Peter Brent part from The Beatniks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 08:23 PM (BrrWI)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:24 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: otho
DING! You get one credit. I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:24 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:25 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:27 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Meremortal
That's "Stoner Language" for kine bud, I'd suppose.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:28 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: boomlet at November 30, 2013 08:28 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 08:30 PM (ZS+iI)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:31 PM (LbjC3)
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:32 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at December 01, 2013 12:31 AM
No, that's "Boulevard OBD". The original didn't have celebs, IIRC.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2013 08:33 PM (9gNQd)
Is there a version of Nighthawks with Bogart? I think I might be getting my art mixed up.
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at December 01, 2013 12:31 AM (LbjC3)
AFAIK, there's a version of Nighthawks with everyone, living or dead, real or imaginary.....there's probably one with you in a Fedora and Cthulhu at the other end of the counter.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:33 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:34 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:35 PM (LbjC3)
Phish is the worst kind of awful."
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2013 12:34 AM (ZS+iI)
HAH!
...indeed.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:35 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 12:32 AM (lq3Ak)
I thought Phish's Little Feat concert was very well done.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Johnny Walker at November 30, 2013 08:37 PM (ygAxO)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:38 PM (LbjC3)
They're one of the only bands that you can play any album, any tune and I'll jam.
The others?
-Metallica (almost)
-The Black Crowes
-Anthrax
-Debbie Gibson
...the last one? ...not so much.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:39 PM (lq3Ak)
Phish is the worst kind of awful.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2013 12:34 AM (ZS+iI)
Worse than that actually.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 08:39 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:36 AM (T1005)
If you're a fan of "Live Jam", that's a good band. They are reminiscent of "The Grateful Dead" or anything from a Jazz-Club.
I don't happen to be a fan of either.
-"A Touch of Gray" is a good song, as any non-dead fan will attest.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:43 PM (lq3Ak)
Most states are instituting toll roads because they are pigs and never pass up squeezing the people for more tribute.
At every level of government we are taxed, fined, tolled, lotteried enough.
LIVE WITHIN YOUR GOD-DAMNED MEANS GOVERNMENTS AT EVERY LEVEL.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2013 08:43 PM (hmUex)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2013 08:43 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:44 PM (T1005)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:44 AM (T1005)
Nope. I was only a fan of "Only in my Dreams".
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:46 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at November 30, 2013 08:47 PM (LpbKr)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:49 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:50 PM (LbjC3)
http://www.ufunk.net/vrac/selection-du-weekend-64/attachment/selection-du-weekend-64-53/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 08:51 PM (ofljX)
And no, Bruce Dickinson isn't aiming a tank at me to say that.
Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2013 12:47 AM (LpbKr)
I was a huge maiden fan. They were one of my all time favs. I started drifting after the Somewhere In Time album. It was getting stale.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 08:51 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 01, 2013 12:49 AM (1Y+hH)
I'd listen to anything off any album. I grew up with that sort of Southern Rock. Elvis Presley borderlined on abuse in my house.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:53 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 08:55 PM (1Y+hH)
heh, the Peeps version is cute
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at December 01, 2013 12:50 AM (LbjC3)
Speaking of which, the BH and I were at our local grocery store, when we took a shortcut through the seasonal crap aisle and she saw something on the shelf that actually made her physically recoil. A horrid conception that would have been realized on some other planet were there any active Gods of Justice and Goodness on this one -- http://tinyurl.com/oycexje
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:55 PM (T1005)
I like Iron Maiden, but this guy doesn't miss a local concert.
If it fits in his budget, he's there.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 08:55 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 12:47 AM (lq3Ak)
Ah, well.....I'll have to live with the pain of a forlorn hope.....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 08:56 PM (T1005)
Posted by: RWC at November 30, 2013 08:59 PM (LpbKr)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:56 AM (T1005)
Heh.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:00 PM (lq3Ak)
Adulthood, mediocrity and families set in.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2013 09:00 PM (hmUex)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2013 09:01 PM (JMmQ9)
...they were right.
I could add more credibility if I could remember the year and the Headliner.
I cannot. Therefore, you should take that statement with a grain of salt.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:05 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2013 09:08 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 09:08 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: RWC at November 30, 2013 09:10 PM (LpbKr)
...especially fresh from the tub, with a mind-full of wine.
*clink*
...g'night!
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:11 PM (lq3Ak)
Part of the Baby Boomer generation? The earliest boomers were only about ten years old when Dean died.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 09:11 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: The hickster at November 30, 2013 09:12 PM (vCVhg)
Posted by: Meremortal at December 01, 2013 01:08 AM (1Y+hH)
Later, gator!
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:12 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at November 30, 2013 09:17 PM (LpbKr)
Flatness also matters. People like my sister who goes on five miles walks for exercise don't like what driveways do to them. If you stay on the sidewalk and twist an ankle, it will most likely happen in a driveway.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 09:18 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Up the Irons! at November 30, 2013 09:22 PM (Vk2pI)
The "popular" cats are all welcome and shit, where as we Late Night goobers just have to put up with being ignored.
-Get used to it. This is AoSHQ and the ONT.
Type away, but don't expect to be "recognized"! LOL.
If it weren't for the occasional prayer, I'd be "SomethingWeasel with odd thoughts and such".
I could have been somebody.
...but then I wasn't.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:23 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Metal Hat at November 30, 2013 09:26 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: RWC at November 30, 2013 09:27 PM (LpbKr)
And we're down to the dozens.
And this is why.
Big eyed beans from Venus.
Oh my oh my.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 30, 2013 09:31 PM (BrrWI)
Well, that's just going to happen. This is still the internet.
P.S.: We don't have too many "ordinary" 'ettes, do we?
Even if they're not "hot", they're going to seem hot. With the way that they talk sports and politics?
It isn't even "Romance-Novel" steamy. It is just typewritten magma.
Perhaps my ninth beer has taken me too far. Perhaps we haven't gone far enough.
I'll leave that to others to explore.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:36 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2013 01:27 AM (LpbKr)
LOL... I still think I'm funny. This is refuted whenever I'm here. This place is a quality ego-check.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:40 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Radio guy at December 01, 2013 01:50 AM (BrrWI)
===
Kenneth took it.
Posted by: jc at November 30, 2013 09:50 PM (PlzOe)
While I've left out many of the fine participants that have responded to my posts, (including that beautiful malcontent Peaches), the thought remains the same.
-I thank all of you for your creativity along the Conservative and Libertarian cause.
Reading this blog, daily, affirms my faith in humanity.
-May God Bless you, as I have been Blessed.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 09:55 PM (lq3Ak)
The "popular" cats are all welcome and shit, where as we Late Night goobers just have to put up with being ignored.
-Get used to it. This is AoSHQ and the ONT.
Type away, but don't expect to be "recognized"! LOL.
If it weren't for the occasional prayer, I'd be "SomethingWeasel with odd thoughts and such".
I could have been somebody.
...but then I wasn't.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 01:23 AM (lq3Ak)
Nah, you'd be just another regular moron swappin' lies and swattin' flies after the sun went down. But that's still something.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 09:57 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 01:57 AM (T1005)
And don't I know it!
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 10:00 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 10:05 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2013 02:01 AM (1PHtb)
No, didn't happen. I'm thinking Monday. Its one of those Gibson government series things where they are made using the wood that got returned after the raid. I got a V (go figure). I figured what the hell.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 10:06 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 10:07 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat ~ Up the Irons! \m/ at November 30, 2013 10:08 PM (Vk2pI)
I'm going to do that. This seems like a good time to do that.
Perhaps when I return, my ideas will be more disjointed yet jovial.
...I don't know. It has "been awhile".
I might not return, should the music go all "Debbie Gibson" on me. We'll see.
Until Then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kFPBtc9BE
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 10:10 PM (lq3Ak)
Well, that's just going to happen. This is still the internet.
P.S.: We don't have too many "ordinary" 'ettes, do we?
Even if they're not "hot", they're going to seem hot. With the way that they talk sports and politics?
It isn't even "Romance-Novel" steamy. It is just typewritten magma.
Perhaps my ninth beer has taken me too far. Perhaps we haven't gone far enough.
I'll leave that to others to explore.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 01:36 AM (lq3Ak)
The thing about 'ettes is that girls in High School tend to get clique-ish and only talk to about 10% of the young hoodlums wasting four years of their life at political indoctrination camps. Which means that 90% of male-gendered types hit their 20's just trying to remember what it was even like to talk to a female -- just talk. Turns out, if you can avoid saying, "ewwww, girly stuff" about knitting, many of them can discuss life, honor, projects, politics, cars, sports, firearms, and booze -- y'know, important stuff -- just like anyone else.
At least the ones around here can. Then, again, at least 3/4 of the guys on other blogs are metrosexual-types who don't know jack about stuff.
And there's nothing that says "hot" like being accomplished [ http://tinyurl.com/q7698vt ].
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:11 PM (T1005)
While I've left out many of the fine participants that have responded to my posts, (including that beautiful malcontent Peaches), the thought remains the same.
-I thank all of you for your creativity along the Conservative and Libertarian cause.
Reading this blog, daily, affirms my faith in humanity.
-May God Bless you, as I have been Blessed.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 01:55 AM (lq3Ak)
Slappy, we are extremely blessed to have such a great company of regulars, commenters, lurkers-who-break-in-occasionally, and circulators -- who forward our better moments to people worthy of joining the Horde.....and blessed indeed to have a host and cobs who somehow, in their own weird dysfunctional way, manage to create an atmosphere in which these people can do what they do.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:16 PM (T1005)
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2013 02:01 AM (1PHtb)
No, didn't happen. I'm thinking Monday. Its one of those Gibson government series things where they are made using the wood that got returned after the raid. I got a V (go figure). I figured what the hell.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at December 01, 2013 02:06 AM (FMbng)
That's a thing?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:17 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 10:23 PM (jdRXP)
Yeah, reading here is what helps me believe *all isn't lost*--at least not yet.
Usually, by the time I can get thoughts organized into a coherent 'post', either the thread is dead or a new one is up, lol.
Not much on conversation-- I'm not "ed-juh-caded" and don't live in a major metro. There's a lot here that goes over my head, but I'm learning...
Consequently, often I can only sit by and laugh my ass off to someone else's witty remarks. Or simply think: "I agree."
Posted by: JeanQ at November 30, 2013 10:23 PM (82lr7)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 02:17 AM (T1005)
Yeah its an actual series they are running. They made a les paul, a V, an explorer, an SG, and a 335 type thing. They originally were supposed to be gunmetal grey, but I think they are doing them in that desert tan, and they come with an olive drab case. I thought it was supposed be 100 of each, but I'm not sure. I ordered the frigging thing in april, and I guess they are just starting to deliver some.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 10:25 PM (FMbng)
Tea, petit fours, and an interdimensional, soul stealing portal ...
Posted by: Adriane... at December 01, 2013 02:07 AM (jdRXP)
The last batch of dishes (#four or #five) are in the dishwasher as of about 15 minutes ago. The counter on the sink side is reasonably clean. The counter on the cooktop side is still covered in junk, supplies, and detritus. They managed to get a bunch of chocolate on the floor that I have to get up before it migrates to carpet.
Just to illustrate the dealio -- a truffle is made by making a chocolate shell, which involves taking a block of white, dark, milk, or flavored chocolate and chopping into bits (uses a cutting board, sprays stuff everywhere). Then you pop that into a bowl and melt it (carefully) in the microwave [soften/stir/repeat]. Using a clean paintbrush, you paint the insides of the truffle molds (which are made from clear, stiff plastic about 1mm thick) with the chocolate and put the painted mold in the fridge to harden.
After the shell is done, you make up the filling -- usually ganache, but you can include nuts or caramel chips and whatnot (more bowls) -- and stuff it into the truffle (spoons). After the truffle is full, you paint more chocolate over the bottom to seal it up and cool it again to harden. When you're ready to make boxes of candy, you pop 'em out of the molds.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:30 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at November 30, 2013 10:32 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at December 01, 2013 02:32 AM (jdRXP)
Yep, both the fungi grown by Ma Nature and the handmade kind made by the BH have frequently been found by pigs.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:34 PM (T1005)
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2013 02:27 AM (1PHtb)
I had a problem 20 V's ago. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 10:36 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:36 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at December 01, 2013 02:36 AM (jdRXP)
You had me at "chocolate ".
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 30, 2013 10:43 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:43 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 30, 2013 10:45 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at December 01, 2013 02:36 AM (jdRXP)
Dippin' things to make truffles -- they old; that's old school truffles. We in a new school, our generation, my generation.
Painting truffle molds lets you make stuff like this -- http://tinyurl.com/owgc8ss -- easily. The even newer method is to use silicon molds (still painted) so (a) you can just tug on the ends and have everything fall out, and (b) you can run the molds through the dishwasher.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:47 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:49 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:51 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: slapweasel's proctologist at November 30, 2013 10:51 PM (ZyZIo)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:54 PM (jdRXP)
You'd prolly faint if you saw my kitchen at the moment.
Tomorrow we're painting the floor under the stove, in front of the stove, then north into the breakfast nook.
Filled in the cracks with quickset. Sanding tomorrow.
Layer of white dust everywhere-ish from the wall behind the stove prep.
We're microwaving schtuff in the wet bar ...
: -))
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at December 01, 2013 02:43 AM (jdRXP)
You'd probably faint if you saw my kitchen six hours ago. Everything from powdered sugar to chocolate shavings and stuff piled in the sink, on the counters, open bottles of liqueurs.....
When we rebuilt the kitchen in 2004, one of the design considerations was that we could pretty much have an egg fight in it and be able to clean it up rapidly. The counters are granite slab; the backsplash is Corian; it's an undermount sink; the floor is resilient sheet vinyl and there is only one seam in the whole installation (and only I know where it is).....if I only had to haul crap out and wipe it down, I'd've been done hours ago. It's cycling all the stuff through the dishwasher and making it nice for next time that is all the work.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:54 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:55 PM (jdRXP)
Unashamed welfare parasite.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 30, 2013 10:57 PM (bPxS6)
Made a few bucks, then come January - many moons ago, she died.
Never did a Christmas Fair again. Couldn't do it without her.
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at December 01, 2013 02:49 AM (jdRXP)
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure that you miss her each Holiday season....and hope that this time of year brings you many happy memories to keep things bright.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 10:57 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at November 30, 2013 10:59 PM (jdRXP)
I just received a shipment notification for my latest -- http://www.teefury.com/gallery/2683/CTHUL_AID/
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:04 PM (T1005)
If I brought my own vanilla ice cream and peanuts, would you lend me some of the Frangelico?
: -))
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at December 01, 2013 02:59 AM (jdRXP)
We've got an ice-cream maker (not the kind where you freeze the bowl, the kind with the built-in freezer) -- just bring some whole milk and/or cream.
By the way, if anyone has ever wondered, ice-cream makers and temporary generators are convenient, nifty, functional, and LOUD. As in, "you want several closed doors between you and the widget" loud, and you don't want it outside if your neighbors are touchy.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:09 PM (T1005)
If I brought my own vanilla ice cream and peanuts, would you lend me some of the Frangelico?
: -))
Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at December 01, 2013 02:59 AM (jdRXP)
Speaking of which, the BH had picked up some hazelnut butter while we were traipsing around Oregon with the intent of using it for candy centers. At my suggestion, she thinned it a tad with Frangelico. She says that the combination is amazing.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:11 PM (T1005)
Throughout the entire event, I could think of nothing.
This is what I've planted, tended and harvested for the past hour.
...nothing.
Tomorrow will be something.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 11:18 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane has read Caesar's Conquest... at November 30, 2013 11:22 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane is completely clueless on certain concepts ... at November 30, 2013 11:25 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at November 30, 2013 11:27 PM (jdRXP)
Alright, Moron Truffle Liberation Team 1 ring the doorbell and pretend to be Obamacare Cheerleaders ...
Moron Truffle Retrieval Team 1 over the back wall and into the kitchen ...
Posted by: Adriane has read Caesar's Conquest... at December 01, 2013 03:22 AM (jdRXP)
There'd be a lot less fuss and blood if Team 1 said, "Hi, we're morons -- can we swap you some Val-u-rite or hobo pelts for truffles?"
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:28 PM (T1005)
Throughout the entire event, I could think of nothing.
This is what I've planted, tended and harvested for the past hour.
...nothing.
Tomorrow will be something.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 03:18 AM (lq3Ak)
From truly ancient memories.....this experience cannot create, but it can enhance. If you sip a cognac, the richness of your experience can expand to feeling the sunlight upon the grapes; if you listen to music, you can discern the fraction of a millisecond that the bassist lets the drummer get ahead of him; if you spend time with a beloved pet, you can heart the excitement in his voice about wanting a pet cat......oh, wait.....
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:33 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Julius Caesar p'rolly never sewed his own toga... at November 30, 2013 11:36 PM (jdRXP)
No! No! No!
In a few e-mails I'll have the -ettes Crafter Auxiliary organized to keep the BH occupied with quilts and sweaters and yarn spinning and such!
Posted by: Julius Caesar p'rolly never sewed his own toga... at December 01, 2013 03:36 AM (jdRXP)
Yeah, and I'd likely be sayin', "y'know -- this could be a heckuva lot more usable once you punched a doorway in that wall...."
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 30, 2013 11:40 PM (JFrBt)
so.................
me and nck were driving bak from getting spray paint for her guitar...
of course my license plate says DA CUBS
some asshole yells "fuck the cubs"
nck leans out the window and screams "yeah fuck your mom"
I love her
how the hell are all ya?
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 01, 2013 03:40 AM (JFrBt)
When she yells, "we had to drive to the fucking plantation to get a pineapple that hadn't already fucked your mom sideways"....then, we'll talk.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005)
...punching a hole in your drywall since 1976!
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 03:45 AM (lq3Ak)
I like it! -- but it should be "since 1962".
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:46 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 03:46 AM (T1005)
-Noted.
I "flared it up" a bit with the Bi-Centennial and all.
...overdone.
Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2013 11:48 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 01, 2013 03:41 AM (JFrBt)
Yo, ncj! Enjoying the weather? http://tinyurl.com/ogxyfl7
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:49 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane is not related to Bob Villa at November 30, 2013 11:50 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 03:46 AM (T1005)
-Noted.
I "flared it up" a bit with the Bi-Centennial and all.
...overdone.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 03:48 AM (lq3Ak)
Actually, come to think of it, you were more accurate than I was -- although I was born in 1962, my dad started building houses for our college funds as we started into our teens.....which would be around....1962 + 13 =.....1975, or thereabouts.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 30, 2013 11:51 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane is not related to Bob Villa at November 30, 2013 11:52 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 11:53 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 30, 2013 11:54 PM (JFrBt)
Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 11:55 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 30, 2013 11:55 PM (JFrBt)
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2013 11:56 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 11:57 PM (jdRXP)
Posted by: Adriane... at December 01, 2013 12:00 AM (jdRXP)
i'll cook her a steak first of course
633 the weather is the only thing that keeps us here
cant wait till we can retire to Italy
soon, soon
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 01, 2013 03:54 AM (JFrBt)
You're looking to retire to Italy?!?!?
What part, and why? I've always felt like I'd have to build my own little section of Tuscany wherever I ended up, 'cause the real-thing was entailed to the hundredth generation.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 01, 2013 12:03 AM (JFrBt)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 01, 2013 12:03 AM (JFrBt)
Well...for the cognac...as I sipped some Remy Martin, it occurred to me that they think the grapes aren't fit to make wine with.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2013 03:56 AM (HtUkt)
You need more of that other stuff.....
Actually, true cognac (appellation d'origine controlee) is sufficiently limited in its production that the grapes probably were fit to make wine with -- and maybe even decent wine.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:04 AM (T1005)
...Barack Obama's Senior Thesis must've gone much the same way.
-Perhaps we shouldn't read it.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 12:06 AM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane... at December 01, 2013 12:09 AM (jdRXP)
we have to eat fresh
648 Palau, Sardinia
nck's godfather lives there and has "influence"
next to Chicago its the most incredible place I've ever been
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 01, 2013 04:03 AM (JFrBt)
Unfortunately, the resemblance to Chicago is pretty thorough -- it's all about who you know. That said, it is beautiful beyond belief and extremely livable -- wonderful climate.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:12 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane... at December 01, 2013 12:19 AM (jdRXP)
Something just went "fumpth" ...
brb.
Posted by: Adriane... at December 01, 2013 04:09 AM (jdRXP)
Heh. When the BH and I were staying in Taveuni, Fiji, at the former Travelodge (bought out by a private concern), we'd hear "fumpth" regularly -- it was the geckos falling off the walls or ceiling. We loved it, 'cause it meant that they were on-the-prowl eating nasty buggies -- used to crack us up.
If you stayed out late (not as common as you might think, because "island"), you'd stagger back to your room and hit the light switch, and easily a half-dozen geckos would lose their footing and fall to the floor -- after which, they'd frantically attempt to get to cover [as if we were gecko predators]. So it'd be "fumpth, frdfrdfrdumpthf'dmpth/scurry, fumpth/scurryscurryscurry....fumpth, scurry." -- and then this weird silence, as if all the hidden geckos were holding their breath and thinking "you didn't hear that, did you?"
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:24 AM (T1005)
Thi...
...ofte...
...uled program.
Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7pVjl4Rrtc
Heh.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 12:28 AM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:41 AM (T1005)
...stiutional. If that.
...legall...
For the 'Ettes, (and for those who enjoy some Talking Heads)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmaVK1E-VKQ
...ranny of the majo...
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 12:42 AM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 01, 2013 12:45 AM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 04:44 AM (lq3Ak)
Shouldn't that be "NINE! NINE! NINE!"?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:45 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 01, 2013 12:47 AM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 01, 2013 04:47 AM (bPxS6)
667 is Across the Street from the Beast.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:48 AM (T1005)
Posted by: aleister crowley at December 01, 2013 12:51 AM (9gNQd)
668 of course is the Neighbor of the Beast.
Posted by: Epobirs at December 01, 2013 04:47 AM (bPxS6)
667 is Across the Street from the Beast.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 04:48 AM (T1005)
664A is either the Office Complex Next to the Beast, or the Apartments Next to the Beast.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2013 12:51 AM (T1005)
I know that you should never end a sentence in a preposition.
I've ignored the wrong thing.
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 12:51 AM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Epobirs at December 01, 2013 12:59 AM (bPxS6)
Talking Heads:
...again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
Okay. You "get it".
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 01:02 AM (lq3Ak)
Xbox 360 owners will soon be able to download either "Gears of War" -or- "Shoot Many Robots".
...Depending on which is available for free download on either the First or Sixteenth of the Month.
They'll probably be available by Noon EDT.
Okay. I'm really going to bed now.
G'night evrybuddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at December 01, 2013 01:15 AM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Baldy at December 01, 2013 01:22 AM (2bql3)
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 01, 2013 02:29 AM (C6SMr)
My Fav
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXYyeUz5Fw8
Posted by: bill-o at December 01, 2013 02:32 AM (AWwDY)
In Memory of Elizabeth Reed & Trouble No More are real fun too
Posted by: bill-o at December 01, 2013 02:36 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Baldy at December 01, 2013 02:51 AM (2bql3)
Posted by: Baldy at December 01, 2013 06:51 AM
Words to remember!
Of course it was much more mightmare-ish when teh Art Bell was on. Dude could give ya the creeps reading a commercial. In comparison, George Noory is just some nice voice comin' out of the radio....
Thought I read somewhere that Bell is planning to go back on the air. Can't wait. The Weirdness Quotient on radio has dropped way too low.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2013 03:15 AM (csjXD)
BRB
Oh, and testing: &&&?
Posted by: Bayou City at December 01, 2013 03:43 AM (AJrbR)
Will no one bury it?
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 01, 2013 03:43 AM (csjXD)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 01, 2013 03:49 AM (7cpLv)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2013 03:50 AM (IEbb0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 01, 2013 03:51 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 01, 2013 03:54 AM (7cpLv)
Posted by: panzernashorn at December 01, 2013 03:55 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2013 03:57 AM (IEbb0)
Posted by: panzernashorn at December 01, 2013 03:58 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: panzernashorn at December 01, 2013 04:10 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 01, 2013 04:17 AM (vFmT2)
I never thought he was much of an actor since his "acting" seemed to consist of a couple of facial expressions. He was the Kristen Stewart of the 50's.
Uhhh, the first "boomers" were born in 1946, after WW2 and all the GI's came home and began making babies. The oldest boomer was 9 when Dean was killed. He was born in 1931, pretty far from being a boomer. A depression era baby.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 01, 2013 04:58 AM (TPimP)
Posted by: tully sempronicus at December 01, 2013 07:37 AM (lB/5N)
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