January 11, 2013
— CDR M

Alright! Thank God it's Friday. But all is not well here. Looks like the flu bug has hit my humble abode. Oh well. Let's start off the ONT with a little Ode To The Pug.
Mad Flying Skillz
So you want to be a pilot?
The spin was supposed to be a normal erect spin to the right, but for various unintentional reasons the spin went flat, up until that point I had never flat spun an aircraft. I eventualy mananged to get the aircraft into a normal erect spin from which I was able to recover. This aircraft is not fitted with an electric starter motor, so I was unable to restart the engine. During the "flare" to land the main undercarriage caught the top wires of a barbed wire fence that was invisible to me. After coming to rest inverted I waited 20mins for the rescue services to come and right the aircraft so I was able to exit via the outward opening canopy. The aircraft rotated 26 times total, I was extremely dissorientated after the recovery to straight and level flight, and was unable to read the instruments. From the video I estimate I recovered at about 700ft from an entry altitude of 3500ft. If you listen carefully you will hear me say:"I think this is it". At that stage I did not think I would be able to recover. However I continued to try various control inputs based on the aircraft attitude and rotational rate, which eventually effected a recovery.
My thanks go to the emergency services that found me and allowed my escape.
Brings back memories of approach to stall and LAPLs (low altitude power loss) training back in the day.
Sex Appeal

High Heels Give Women More Attractive Gait. Gait? Yeah, that's really what most guys notice. I heard that all the time hanging out with the guys. Dude, check out that gait.
Hospital Brothel
Um has anyone really read all of Obamacare yet? I'm curious if Hospital Brothels are covered. Does not sound like your typical brothel though. You have to bring your own date as it is not part of the package. Your essentially paying for a "luxury suite" in a friggin' hospital. For extra you can add a "sex skills expert" to critique your performance or something.
According to the sex professor, Peng Xiaohui from Huazhong Normal University, invited to the press conference, they once treated a couple having fertility problems. The reason the couple with a doctorate degree failed to conceive a baby after three years of marriage was found to be that the husband had mistaken his wifeÂ’s belly button for her vagina!
On second thought, maybe the Chinese do need these type of things.
Disney's Take On Empire Strikes Back
It's still better than any of the prequels.
Video Game Of The Year
I'll just quote Kratos on this one. Forget about God Of War, Starcraft, Mass Effect, Call Of Duty...ad infinitum. The newest game that'll hit the market on March 8th, courtesy of a cool $100K tax payer funded grant from the NEA, is HERAdventure.
A new video game featuring a black alien female superhero delivered to Earth to fight global warming is about to hit the market thanks to a $100,000 grant from the Obama administration.The National Endowment for the Arts is funding the Spelman College of Atlanta, Ga.’s multi-episode game called “HERadventure.” In the grant announcement made last year, the NEA said the story “focuses on a young female superhero sent to Earth to save her own planet from devastation because of climate changes caused by social issues impacting women and girls.”
h/t Kratos
Question Of The Day
A dumb one of course as a lot of folks across the class spectrum partake. Why Do Rich And Famous People Always Sunbathe Topless?
Doggeh Video
Bonus Doggeh material: Ugliest Dog Competition. I'm pretty sure Helen Thomas would still win.
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Posted by: open the pod bay doors, HAL at January 11, 2013 06:00 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:01 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 11, 2013 06:02 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 11, 2013 06:02 PM (b3hyN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwhVqDGyr4M
Posted by: boulder hobo at January 11, 2013 06:03 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 06:03 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 11, 2013 06:03 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 11, 2013 06:03 PM (RuUvx)
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/48064/889915-qt_bttn_large.gif
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:03 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Matthew Brodrick at January 11, 2013 06:04 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 06:04 PM (Vk2pI)
http://youtu.be/-LHxdQUSo4U
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:05 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 11, 2013 06:07 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Molly k. at January 11, 2013 06:07 PM (n/mm9)
Good thing she didn't have an outie.
Posted by: A Lucky Man at January 11, 2013 06:07 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 11, 2013 06:09 PM (nzF8Z)
Posted by: Molly k. at January 11, 2013 06:10 PM (n/mm9)
"climate changes caused by social issues impacting women and girls.”
Is it me or do we already have a strong contender for stupidest sentence of 2013?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:10 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Ronster at January 11, 2013 06:11 PM (JgkPs)
Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2013 06:11 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:12 PM (bxiXv)
It won't hold up compared to "I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
Posted by: pep at January 11, 2013 06:12 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Yiff in Hell, Furry scum! at January 11, 2013 06:12 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:13 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith"
I think we should wait until 12/31/13 at about 11:45PM to really be sure. I think the stupid is going to be strong and steady this year.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 06:13 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 10:12 PM (bxiXv)
Good point. Looks like the field is going to get crowded pretty quickly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:13 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 11, 2013 06:13 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 06:14 PM (hfB0k)
>>>I'm a fan of women with good carriage.
I'm a fan of women with a good caboose.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/128290
probably the best episode of the series.
Note that Lexx is rather weird and not for everyone.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2013 06:14 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: pep at January 11, 2013 10:12 PM (6TB1Z)
Although in this particular case that's simply a *lie* as opposed to a stupid sentence.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)
I've got a recent dog story too.
There's a dog at the office and when I'm in twice a week or so, I take him for a walk. There's a manicured area with picnic benches next to the parking lot and around it and edging the parking lot there is wild area of longish grass.
In fall with the grass and prickly weeds dead, I'd let him nose around in there. And we've had a couple of walks in the snow this winter when he's done the same--sniffing around and getting a scent and then digging through the (then) 3" of snow searching for field mice.
On Thursday we had a January thaw that other Eastern commenters have noted and 3/4 of the snow has melted and the areas where I walk him are flooded a bit that I suppose has driven the mice up from their holes in the dirt with the (for them) flooding. So he was doing his usual nosing around and digging through the snow and the dirt and he's really excited as usual but at one point especially and while he's busy digging through the grass I see a fat dark grey mouse make an escape along the edge of the parking lot paved area.
I say aloud as is my wont when walking the dog, "I guess your nose is alot better than your eye sight." He jumps to another spot and you can hear another mouse and the dog gets a slight grip on it but I restrain the dog enough so that the (wounded?) mouse manages to get away. I restrain him a bit more until the quarry are gone and then let him nose around a bit more but then take him back to the office with him happily sniffing around all the way back including around some of the planted trees--undoubtedly hoping for a squirrel sighting too.
It's not my dog so I don't want him eating field mice (although indifferent to him killing them) in case it causes a problem with him like getting worms or something.
I was in today too but it was raining heavily so I wouldn't take him out and that had him pretty whiny a few times. I played with the tugging toy with him for 5 minutes and then he took the tug toy to the door as if to say, "Hey, dummy, I want to play outside. What part of that don't you understand?"
Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (ORGYc)
Adoption and divorce...it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:15 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 10:13 PM (hvqfu)
Yeah. The entire concept of the game is revolting in both its stupidity and anti-male sexism.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:16 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 06:16 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 11, 2013 06:17 PM (/lO83)
Posted by: kerncon at January 11, 2013 06:18 PM (kaeib)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 11, 2013 06:19 PM (BNacf)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:19 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Yiff in Hell, Furry scum! at January 11, 2013 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 11, 2013 06:20 PM (+tsoh)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 06:20 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:21 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 10:15 PM (hvqfu)
Lol, I was just thinking that I should take that link out since it'd been a couple of weeks and no one had noticed. I put it in for one of the gun threads since it seemed appropriate at the time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:21 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 06:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (8sCoq)
"Is anybody sober tonight?
Yesh.
-=======--((*&^%$##@!#$%^&*()_
DirecTV has all free movie channels this weekend. Hollywood sucks.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (b3hyN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: otho at January 11, 2013 06:23 PM (yBF/9)
Though it's never good for layoffs, no matter what state you're in. I do find it difficult to feel sorrow for my counterparts in California though, since the majority of them probably voted for this shit.
Posted by: DangerGirl crosseyed from cross stitch at January 11, 2013 06:23 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:23 PM (bxiXv)
Not for very much longer. I've finished my first glass of wine, and intend to have a second, soon.
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:23 PM (mKMj1)
LOL! That does seem to be the case! Feel free to join in.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 06:23 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: CarolT at January 11, 2013 06:23 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: teej at January 11, 2013 06:24 PM (+8t8s)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:24 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:24 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:24 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (BNacf)
Posted by: Yiff in Hell, Furry scum! at January 11, 2013 10:12 PM (Vk2pI)
===
Could also explain the bellybutton sex story.
Posted by: jc at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (Vk2pI)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecco_the_Dolphin:_Defender_of_the_Future
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: CarolT at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (MPjT8)
Raylan works on his midlife crisis and bends some ethical rules....
3 thumbs up
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)
TOP FIVE LINES THAT WERE REJECTED FROM THE ORIGINAL DRAFT
5. "We'll hire another loser off Craigslist to cook every night for awhile and everything will be fine."
4. "Forget dinner tonight. Just be a good girl and boil me some meth."
3. "But if you EVER think of sipping my bourbon again, it's back to the Russian mail-order bride mill with you in an unventilated crate!"
2. "Besides, I had plenty to drink right before my Delta flight assignment last night."
1. "I can always just hop over to my mistress' place for a decent meal."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2013 06:25 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: otho at January 11, 2013 10:23 PM (yBF/9)
The developers already got their money out of the taxpayers, so what do they care that there's no actual market?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:27 PM (wbeNt)
Ma'am that is a dark horse but thus far I'd have to go with "er uh we do not have a ah ah spending problem John." from giggles.
YMMV.....
If I can figure out how not to have about 1400 tweets a day I may come back under an assumed name.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:27 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)
Oh, and isn't that the pathetic truth?
I'm surprised there's a product at all.
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:28 PM (mKMj1)
Yeah for fuck's sakes he has what 355 nore days to craft shit like, "well while it may be true we have seen boston incinerated it is important to reflect on the positives in our developing relationship with islam...."
I need a drink and i won't do it.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)
Researchers say the attraction stems from the fact that heels make a womanÂ’s gait more feminine. High heels require a slightly adjusted way of walking, one that involves shorter steps and more hip movement. Since these characteristics are specific to women, overemphasizing these traits would in essence increase oneÂ’s femininity, they say, and by extension, oneÂ’s attractiveness to a male.
Who else knows this?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 11, 2013 06:29 PM (ZTfHa)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 06:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Captain Planet at January 11, 2013 06:29 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: CarolT at January 11, 2013 06:30 PM (z4WKX)
You see Prince Giggles this bag has MAGIC beans.....MAGIC BEANS that eat up fuel emissions.....
and it can be yours for only eleventy trillion dollars.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: gigg at January 11, 2013 06:30 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 11, 2013 06:30 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 10:24 PM (bxiXv)
Yep, we're down to whatever movies we have on DVD. Just got sick of all the male-bashing. Hard enough for my kids to grow up without a dad and Son to have to be only male human in the house. No need to add unfair (freakin' *cruel* actually) assumptions and expectations on top of that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:31 PM (wbeNt)
Andy as i said in the other thread for "passive obedient beasts" they sure can get the point across.....
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:31 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 11, 2013 06:31 PM (+tsoh)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 11, 2013 10:25 PM (BNacf)
Thanks for the update PA. Glad something's looking up for her.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:32 PM (wbeNt)
Hey, how about I put out a study that notes how wet water is? I could haul in a chunk of non-profit grant cash doin' that.
Posted by: Captain Planet (broke after show cancelled) at January 11, 2013 06:32 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: DAve at January 11, 2013 06:32 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: gigg at January 11, 2013 06:32 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: eman at January 11, 2013 10:29 PM (tBnjP)
===
would a backbone be required?
Posted by: jc at January 11, 2013 06:33 PM (PlzOe)
The GOP should go on Meet the Press and beat the living shit out of Gregory on live TV. That guy is a vulgar smug A-hole.
He reflects the high professional values of the NBC News Division.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 11, 2013 06:33 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2013 06:33 PM (nzF8Z)
Posted by: gigg at January 11, 2013 06:33 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: dogs at January 11, 2013 06:33 PM (SSWdi)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 06:33 PM (hfB0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 10:25 PM (hvqfu)
Hey! I *liked* Ecco. I was really bad at it, but liked the general gameplay. Of course I have no idea which particular version I had, and I got it used, so that might make a difference.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:34 PM (wbeNt)
People got squished because they got drunk or high and played it in real life, right?
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:34 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: gigg at January 11, 2013 06:34 PM (dDD3H)
otho, the few who bought Ecco the Dolphin : Defender of the Future
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 10:25 PM
...the fuck? Now I've seen everything. Except an ant eat it's own head.
Posted by: otho at January 11, 2013 06:34 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:34 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2013 06:35 PM (nzF8Z)
Posted by: george costanza at January 11, 2013 06:35 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: EPA, et al [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 06:36 PM (djdc7)
well, the Petries had that ottoman hazard, the Bradys is overrun with kids, and Oscar's place is a pigsty
so I choose Tony Stark's house
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 06:37 PM (8sCoq)
I'll send one that way as well....
it is a hard toil on this mortal coil and we are so weary.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:37 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 10:27 PM (LRFds)
Heh, that hardly counts as a sentence. Of course my nomination is straining for coherency as well, so I can't complain too loudly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:37 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: teej at January 11, 2013 06:37 PM (RlvM2)
P.S. Pats Rule!!!!
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:37 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:38 PM (bxiXv)
I finished the Christmas single malt last week and back to quaffing whatever is close by.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:38 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2013 06:38 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: eman at January 11, 2013 06:38 PM (tBnjP)
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 10:28 PM (mKMj1)
Good point. Hadn't thought of that, but you're right. It's practically miraculous that there's anything physical to show for the money , no matter how stupid that product might be.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:39 PM (wbeNt)
the dog...the tits....
I had to check to make sure the wife didn't spike my iced tea with some sojou/////
I need a brain torch.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:39 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2013 06:39 PM (nzF8Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 06:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Capitalism, you pay for bad choices.
Socialism, you pay for their bad choices and they keep making them.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 11, 2013 06:40 PM (tWFaN)
right before I quit drinking back in 2000 the wife caught me with tears in my eyes apologizing to him for being born a white male.
El paso was in rare form that year towards us anglo dogs.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:40 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: open the pod bay doors, HAL at January 11, 2013 10:00 PM (Dll6b)
Me too. Worst BJ evah!
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 11, 2013 06:41 PM (S1INM)
Oh. My. God. How you doin', Herr? Way too long, buddy . . . missed you madly.
What are you wearing? {quick prayer, please let answer be "assless chaps"}
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:41 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 06:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 06:42 PM (hfB0k)
Just like there is in the Wonder Woman universe Nubia. An African Amazon who is Diana's sister. But who knows that? Very few because Nubia was a flop when she popped up in 1973 and every time since.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:42 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:43 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:43 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 06:43 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2013 06:43 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2013 06:44 PM (nzF8Z)
false question....
Mistress A does sex thing
Mistress b cooks
Mistress c is to annoy you when wife accidentally pleqases you to keep you sharp.
Ah the '50s.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:44 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Captain Planet'
Can you tie it to Global Climate Change"
How much ya got?
Posted by: Captain Planet (suddenly interested) at January 11, 2013 06:44 PM (CLkAH)
Wow. A wicked spin. I thought Maverick and Goose taught us that the flat spin was a death sentence!
Well Rons, my glorious Senator, Patty "Mom In Tennis Shoes" Murray of WA (D, People's Republic of WA) has stated that she supports Obammy taking unilateral action to thwart the debt ceiling crisis. Glad to affirm that I have a senator that supports a crossing the Rubicon-like action by the chief exec. Well, to be fair, she is a sock puppet for the dem party. But hey, let it burn. I'll bring the brats; they taste good over an open flame.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 06:44 PM (0SmH0)
Point of order.
I have good news...
and I have good news.
ALL CHAPS are assless.
Ain't it great? (Otherwise they'd be called "pants")
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 06:45 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 10:27 PM
Yeah, the cynic in me can imagine a bunch of developers laughing their asses off and bragging to their peers- "Yeah and it's got this black alien superchick with gaia powers that does some shit for girls. It's about climate change and shit. No, I'm not shitting you. We got a shit ton of money from the govt."
But then, I think... oh. Retards. It could be serious.
Posted by: otho at January 11, 2013 06:45 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)
This is a trick question, right?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 11, 2013 06:46 PM (tWFaN)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 11, 2013 06:46 PM (e8kgV)
Hey! Californians ain't allowed to root for no stinkin' patriots! (teasing)
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 06:46 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 10:38 PM (bxiXv)
With decent reason too. Are there really *that* many female TV executives out to get revenge on the males in the world for life not being what they thought it would? Why do so many show have that sort of junk?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:46 PM (wbeNt)
in my sojou update...no I am sober that really is a dog dolled up as marilyn Monroe with a rack....
tyou just cannot unsee some things....
like when i walked in on my dad and my mom's brothers' wife....
that's bad....
a dog with tits and blonde hair....
that's almost like hell I don't know walking in on your ex and your mom or something....
*shudder*
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)
God help me, I love him, but I could easily put a pillow over his face tonight and wake up tomorrow to the police and go, "What?"
I've taken two melatonin. I'm so tired, but trying to sleep next to him is like trying to spoon a fucking chainsaw.
*cries out weakly for help*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2013 06:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 06:47 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Jmel at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (9tSXa)
tell the tennis shoed bitch she better not whine when we do the same in reverse and defund abortion.
assholes.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (hfB0k)
I heard that, originally, they were going to have a boss battle with a Wahabi imam, but it made the game freeze and crash, and it made the Xbox 360 they were testing the game on overheat and melt.
Posted by: Armando at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (IDypm)
Billy Bob, YouTube leads to many interesting places.
Merovign, yep. Nubia was supposed to be like Diana's nemesis. She was kidnapped by Mars to destroy the Amazons. *thud* So even worked in the evil male war-mongering angle.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)
Oh, bless your heart, Cochran . . . can't stop laughing . . .
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:48 PM (kpCLl)
Wicked smokey it is but damn smooth.
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 10:33 PM (hfB0k)
You can't hide fucking money. Good stuff. Hugh McColl, former CEO of BA, favorite. I know, drank a bunch with him.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 11, 2013 06:49 PM (tWFaN)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2013 06:49 PM (nzF8Z)
*cries out weakly for help*
earplugs. the soft foam kind.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 06:49 PM (8sCoq)
Ma'am you're hardcore....
I think perhaps you need a cocmotion and a nice book....
I hear the Necronomincon is light bedtime reading.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:49 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:49 PM (bxiXv)
What a visual. -eeekkk-
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:49 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
That's why God invented guest rooms. Do you have one you can use?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 06:50 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 11, 2013 06:50 PM (+tsoh)
that really explains a lot, sven . . . possibly all. {{{{{}}}}} come sit by me . . .
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:50 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 06:51 PM (bxiXv)
I am a snoring husband. Wasn't always this way. Wife moved to guest room next to the master bedroom two years ago. Still complained. Son went to college and vacated his basement bedroom and she moved in. Everybody sleeps now.
I now understand why both sets of grandparents had their own bedrooms.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 10:50 PM (d6TfZ
Yes, I have a guest room. However, the idea of giving up my plush, luxe bed is abhorent to me.
*eyes tequila I was shooting earlier with AtC.*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2013 06:52 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 10:28 PM (mKMj1)
Good point. Hadn't thought of that, but you're right. It's practically miraculous that there's anything physical to show for the money , no matter how stupid that product might be.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 10:39 PM (wbeNt)
Since no one is actually going to play it, but rather show it off to their hipster-wannabe friends, the programmers probably threw it together on PowerPoint.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 06:52 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:52 PM (hvqfu)
well the dad and aunt thing happened...
but hey it was the '70s right?
That's what TV says now anyway IIRC....
the MOM thing....the dog peaches....I had to imagine something worse than '70s hypersexualized conduct....
AGGGGHHHHHH
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:52 PM (LRFds)
Ah, yeah. Our Senator Patty Murray, the leftist yes woman of the Senate. She is the most liberal voting hack of them all over there. Yet, she wouldn't be if Obama was still there.
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 06:53 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:53 PM (wbeNt)
D'oh, you need to up your game to a prescription medication. I wholeheartedly recommend lorazepam (aka Atavan). Half of a 1 mg tab keeps me super happy and functioning. But, maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:53 PM (kpCLl)
That must be one seriously deformed belly button...or one short stroke MF'r, IYKWIM.
Evening roonz and roonettez! Tomorrow is supposed to be 70 and partly cloudy, I'm heading off down the road topless.
The car, not me. Nobody wants to see that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 06:53 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 06:53 PM (hfB0k)
*cries out weakly for help*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh, Jane, I can't think what would help!
If it's any comfort, I'm informed that I'm a sawmill. Does that help? Vicarious revenge?
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:53 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 10:51 PM (bxiXv)
plus have you noticed? every guy in every TV commercial, regardless of the product, has that carefully crafted 3 day beard look
grow a beard or shave, guys
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 06:54 PM (8sCoq)
http://tinyurl.com/cw4pna9
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 11, 2013 06:54 PM (S1INM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 10:49 PM (8sCoq)
then the home invaders kill you before you hear them . . . bad idea . . .
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:54 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 06:54 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2013 06:54 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:54 PM (hvqfu)
and she lost her powers and was a martial artisty or something....
yeah the 70s were really a f*8ked up era....
the 20 somethings thinking they're cool as hell explains a lot.
I was there, I was in bad bell bottoms at times in ugly shirts sober, not carnal since I was young in awe of the mess being made.
Helluva an era to not even really live up to millenials....
no really....you guys are not in as good as shape as mom and dad were, you're not half as talented or funny, your drugs atre just psychotic generating shit and inferior weed...
hats off wanna be stoners....gran and gramps beat you like mules.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)
CDR M: A doctor I work with swears by the following homeopathic medicine for flu symptoms: Oscillococcinum. You can buy it at Walgreens and Walmart. I just got some today for Cheri Jr. who has the bug. Apparently this is suppossed to ramp up the immune system. Hopefully it works.
Extra points if you can pronounce it.
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2013 06:55 PM (EAgmr)
202
Might as well throw Maria Cantwell into the mix as well. She is just as utterly worthless. Western WA might as well form a bloc with OR and CA, considering the influx of liberal Californians who flocked up here like locusts and completely skewed our once conservative state.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 06:55 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
I don't blame you a bit. I've had to give mine up for years. I get periodic visitation rights when I can persuade hubby to take the guest room, but those nights are few and far between.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 06:56 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 10:54 PM (kpCLl)
husband';s ears are open, right?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 06:56 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: cthulhu
And spent the money on blow and hookers: "Baby, I'm gonna make you a star!"?
Posted by: Dianna at January 11, 2013 06:56 PM (mKMj1)
Just after Christmas I asked for the horde's thoughts and prayers about a suspicious growth found in my mothers breast. Mammogram results in. Not cancerous. Just a fibrous growth. Thanks to all of you who kept my fam in your thoughts, prayers, etc. It means more than you know.
Engage lurk mode.
helofixer aka
Richard Leithman
Posted by: helofixer at January 11, 2013 06:56 PM (cALfn)
Why Do Rich And Famous People Always Sunbathe Topless?
When stationed in Italy I did this one time. Trust me - there are areas on the body you don't want burned!
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2013 06:57 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 10:54 PM (jIaZt)
Oh, look, DC, your pants are on fire . . .
like anybody believe you . . .
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 06:57 PM (kpCLl)
Husband has slept with foam earplugs for several years now. So his own snoring doesn't wake him up.
I tried sleeping with them once. All I could hear was my heartbeat in my ears, which was weird and uncomfortable.
Anyhow, I'm going to kill my liver and slug back ONE MORE tequila shot (yay) and see if I can work myself into a semi-conscious state.
I love this man. Just not while he's sleeping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2013 06:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2013 06:58 PM (JMmQ9)
Jane D'oh: I had apnea REAL BAD, and it was the reason why I was snoring so loudly. The wife couldn't handle it. Got a "Darth Vader machine" (love that, Merovign!), and it's snuggle time once again.
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 06:58 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 10:53 PM (kpCLl)
Dear G-d woman, I should hope so. That's the stuff they gave John when he was going through chemo.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 06:58 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 06:58 PM (0SmH0)
http://tinyurl.com/borwaya
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 06:59 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 11, 2013 07:00 PM (+tsoh)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 11, 2013 07:00 PM (MPjT8)
Deep bone infection, osteoporosis fueled ankle fractures that wouldn't heal, etc, etc. Just cutting off the bad shit was the most viable option for her to ever walk again.
She drew the short straw with her pregnancy 13 years ago. About 1:10,000 women wind up with horrendous ongoing health issues after a pregnancy. RA, osteo, autoimmune diseases, etc.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 11, 2013 07:00 PM (BNacf)
Yup....wife keeps nightmares away....
she says I keep bed warm like toaster.
we are so far as Bill Nye is concerned merely highly developed simian carnivores of opportunity....
I suspect en naturqal prior to forethought we slept alambing.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:00 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:00 PM (Vk2pI)
I have never slept well with others. If I ever get with anyone again, I am definitely going to need my own room. Because, ew, ick, you are bothering me and not in the good way.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:01 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:01 PM (bxiXv)
I have a thing, however, for giving up my sleeping privileges in our master bedroom.
My husband refuses to see our friend an ENT.
*huge sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2013 07:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 07:01 PM (CLkAH)
Hmmm. Wonder what we could do if a couple tons of that good stuff "accidentally" found its way into the major metro water supplies...
Posted by: Anonymous Obama WH Staffer at January 11, 2013 07:01 PM (7B7jB)
You haven't been married long enough. My wife said that the first 15 years. She said she could not sleep when I was not in the bed.
Now she can't sleep if I'm on the same floor of the house. Your time's comin'.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: helofixer at January 11, 2013 10:56 PM (cALfn)
Thanks for the update. It's always wonderful to hear when things *don't* suck for someone. Gives hope.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 07:02 PM (wbeNt)
nothing personal....
I am certain most nights the dog would be less burdensome....the new vegas patch I put together had a 9mm machine pistol in it called "marilyn" with her on the grips....
*the horror, the horror, the horror*
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 07:02 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 11, 2013 07:02 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 07:03 PM (CLkAH)
if it is serious enough you should consider a sleep therapist for him seriously....
foster dad had to wear the darth vader mask but deaged maybe ten years in a year.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:03 PM (BBWjt)
243-
my brother in law went in for a sleep study and was prescribed a CPAP. He lost weight and actually became less of an asshole after getting more than a single night of restful sleep. So there is definitely something to it!
Some of the posters mentioned Scotch. I have quite a taste for Glenmorangie Portwood Finish. Sherry wood is good too. I think you really have to have a taste for the peaty stuff for Lagavulin (sp); the peat smell always reminded me of the smell of Band-Aids...?
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 07:04 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 11, 2013 07:04 PM (7B7jB)
people who are allergic to their own orgasms.
*okay, I'm crawling off to bed with The Beast*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2013 07:04 PM (UOM48)
man I am a little drunk
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 11:03 PM
I'm sure you're not that short.
Posted by: otho at January 11, 2013 07:04 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:04 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 07:05 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)
and at a MC rally like Sturgis? forget it. MC engine noise 24/7. The kind I use are suitable for the pistol range
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 11, 2013 07:05 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 07:06 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:06 PM (bxiXv)
I only have to wear it while we are sleeping. Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 07:07 PM (CLkAH)
"I've taken two melatonin. I'm so tired, but trying to sleep next to him is like trying to spoon a fucking chainsaw."
.
Thread winner fo sho. I pasted it to my FB page. Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 11, 2013 07:07 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2013 07:07 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:07 PM (bxiXv)
wow I never knew accordions could be so sexy
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:08 PM (BBWjt)
She drew the short straw with her pregnancy 13 years ago. About 1:10,000 women wind up with horrendous ongoing health issues after a pregnancy. RA, osteo, autoimmune diseases, etc.
=====
Hmm.. well, take care I am sorry. Damn.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 11, 2013 07:08 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 11, 2013 07:08 PM (b3hyN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 11:05 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, it's a good thing he wasn't trying to accomplish anything but recovery. We decided very early on that accounting and high-end pain meds/anti-depressants were a bad mix.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 07:09 PM (wbeNt)
hahahaha
"WHAT!?! LAYOFFS IN THIS BOOMING ECONOMY?!!?"
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:09 PM (LRFds)
I'm lucky I'm SO ALONE!!!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 11:01 PM (bxiXv)
Me, too. Lucky...lucky...me...*opens another beer*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 07:10 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:10 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 07:10 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 10:58 PM (wbeNt)
I would not (do not) even attempt to sleep without it. Fuck it, I love sleep. My snuggly bed is my favorite place on earth.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:10 PM (kpCLl)
some folks drift some stay together in slumber....
wife and I have been sleeping together 23 years when not interrupted by the NFL Southwest Asian Division....
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:10 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (bxiXv)
274-
I second Tobacco Road's comments. If I even so much as cross the invisible line on our bed, Mrs. Squirrel shoots daggers from her eyes. Dare I attempt to cop a feel whilst she sleeps and I could wake up Bobbitized! This is after 13 years of marriage.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 11:10 PM (GEICT)
One of DiT's cheerleaders?
Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (hvqfu)
Heh...yeah starled Dog or a strangely erotic pug that makes me scared i may be turning into a literal son of a bitch....?
heh
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at January 11, 2013 07:12 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Betty at January 11, 2013 07:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:12 PM (LUnTP)
thank you very much for putting together a quality ONT even while you have the flu, that is awesome
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:12 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (bxiXv)
I'm saving the Tom Brady pic in the same outfit as the pug was wearing to post once the Pats lose.
Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (l3vZN)
After 25 years of marriage, I'm too tired to cop a feel, and she's too tired to notice!
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 07:13 PM (hfB0k)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 11:11 PM (LRFds)
Lol, at least this picture makes me snorfle everytime I hit "post" as opposed to wanting to hide my eyes.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 07:14 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:14 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:14 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:14 PM (GEICT)
Teej #79,
I have a mini 14 in .223. I load it to around 3200 fps. My brother owed a Rem model 700 in 22-250. A tack driver! I think I remember it doing close to 4000 fps. The cartridge looks like a coors bottle with a 22 bullet on the end. The .223 ammo is much easier to find.
Posted by: Some Prick at January 11, 2013 07:14 PM (yapmr)
yeah.....
pregnancy is one of those things that keeps me from blindly going "well hell there's CONSENSUS!' on anything in science....
if consensus in a scientific query was the path to correct thinking you figure a field with 6 billion plus samples walking the earth might have figured things out better?
I'll pray for her and the little ones.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:15 PM (LRFds)
bastid . . . don't hold your breath
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:15 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:15 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:15 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 11, 2013 07:16 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 11:15 PM (kpCLl)
Sorry. Still haven't gotten over the tuck rule.
Posted by: CDR M at January 11, 2013 07:16 PM (dKV5k)
305:
Have you ever tried glengoyne 23?
Puts glenmorganie under the table
Okay now you have my attention. I'll have to pick up a bottle. I thought I had found my personal pinnacle of highland scotch....
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 07:16 PM (0SmH0)
A mad men reset I'm guessing?
The '50s were an interesting era....
I do so love the boomers pretending they invented sex.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:16 PM (LRFds)
here is a stompy boot kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/cole7fm
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:17 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: CDR M"
You mean that for next weekend, right? Hey, I'm a Texans fan, and I'm telling you to not hold your breath until next week, OK?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 07:17 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 11:15 PM (LUnTP)
Doin' fuckin awesome, buddy. Freezing my tits off, but super-excited about Sunday. Cause, it's in the fuckin' bag. We're going to the show, no lie.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:18 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)
points to ponder....
1) was the hobo a Republican?
2) was the truck driven by the mayor?
anyway I'm glad he's just out 6 sawbucks.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:18 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:18 PM (LUnTP)
http://youtu.be/Tk4Ng6K-_QI
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:19 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:19 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:20 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 11, 2013 07:20 PM (hfB0k)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:21 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Ugrev at January 11, 2013 07:21 PM (cLw8P)
Cool!
Uh, which show ya seein'?
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 11:18 PM (LUnTP)
a little hint...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Betty at January 11, 2013 07:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 11, 2013 07:21 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:21 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:22 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)
He was a hobo, as far as I can tell...do the cops actually think the ticket will be paid? Hobos aren't known for having spare coin. But there was an interesting story about this guy who everyone in my hometown considered a hobo who left the local library fifty grand after he died.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:23 PM (7xPCu)
whereas before you were wondering how the wife forgot to tell you there was a costume party?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:23 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:24 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 11, 2013 07:24 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: Betty at January 11, 2013 11:21 PM (piMMO)
That's part of the reason I have an irritable bully-dog. Best security system ever!
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:24 PM (7xPCu)
I never had that issue with my CPAP but I did not like donning the level 3 hazmat with SCBA suit. A CPAP pushes constantly SCBA gear has some kind of valve that only lets air out when there is a negative pressure to it. That is likely the difference to why I'm OK with CPAP but not SCBA.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 07:25 PM (qo244)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 11:15 PM (7xPCu)
It was probably a NBC News van that hit him.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 11, 2013 07:25 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:25 PM (TvO05)
Yup...sometimes looks are rather deceptive.
I dress down on purpose and go to fairly decent eateries and leave generous tips for good service.
I take waitress work seriously mom waited tables when she was well enough to go to school.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:25 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: CarolT at January 11, 2013 07:25 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:26 PM (LUnTP)
hat tip....I had not even pondered that....
Bing Mayor benjamin car wreck columbia SC for fun with news
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:26 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:26 PM (hvqfu)
Maybe I should slow down on the Cabernet...
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 07:26 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 07:27 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 11:25 PM (LRFds)
I've always said that if you can't afford to tip generously, then you shouldn't be eating out.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:27 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2013 07:28 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:28 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 11:22 PM (LUnTP)
Yep. http://tinyurl.com/74cjdgn
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2013 07:29 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Betty at January 11, 2013 07:30 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:31 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2013 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:31 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 11, 2013 07:32 PM (SNmyu)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 11:27 PM (7xPCu)
no truer words . . . applies to bar drinkers, too.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:32 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:32 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:33 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: kerncon at January 11, 2013 07:33 PM (kaeib)
Tomorrow night, mi amigos
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2013 11:31 PM (JMmQ9)
My feel good movie: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
Leave me to wallow in my shame.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:33 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:34 PM (yh0zB)
Apparently, it went well. Good questions, good follow-up, that sort of thing. Many compliments.
I cannot remember a SINGLE THING I said, because I was in the back part of the skull, shoveling words out as fast as I could, hoping they were in right order and sort-of made a bit of sense.
Pre-warned them that I was the worst public speaker ever, so that probably helped.
Yeah, well. Am I right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 11, 2013 07:34 PM (xjpRj)
Thank God Barry forced Boeing to keep more work on the 787 up there in Washington state in union land....
I'd hate for their quality to deteriorate....
so the aviation field is going the way our shipbuilding did....
"good to know" what's left?
Porn and Corn.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:34 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:34 PM (TvO05)
Needed to share this--Monday I will become the proud owner of an M-1 Garand. Bought from a private owner.
So now, the arsenal is complete.
Happy camper time.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2013 07:34 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 11, 2013 07:34 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 07:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 11, 2013 07:35 PM (l7h8K)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:35 PM (bxiXv)
No. It had tits then so I wasn't interested.
Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 11, 2013 07:35 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: CarolT at January 11, 2013 07:36 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: kerncon"
Prayers for you and yours. Be sure you get plenty of rest, too, so you'll be able to give your best support.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 07:36 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: kerncon at January 11, 2013 11:33 PM (kaeib)
Dang, buddy, I don't even know you but you are ON my prayer list. God bless.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:37 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 07:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 07:38 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 07:38 PM (djdc7)
Screw those skinny seats. I'm large and in charge, and enjoy the tractor-sized saddle on my recumbent bike.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 11, 2013 07:38 PM (4Mv1T)
Needed to share this--Monday I will become the proud owner of an M-1 Garand. Bought from a private owner.
So now, the arsenal is complete.
Happy camper time.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2013 11:34 PM (SAMxH)
I had no idea arsenals could ever be complete! I still have many, many shotguns and rifles to procure. And reloading supplies for all.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:39 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 11, 2013 07:40 PM (l7h8K)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 07:40 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 07:41 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:41 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 07:41 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2013 11:40 PM (SAMxH)
See 386 . . . gives me the shivers. This is a moron we need to send up some prayers for.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:42 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:42 PM (Vk2pI)
That's like saying there are no more tools I need in the garage. Getting a big one satisfies for awhile but the itch always come back.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 07:42 PM (qo244)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 07:44 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:44 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:45 PM (Vk2pI)
on the "odd' front it is easier in some ways to use a 37mm howitzer legally than an M2HB.....
tell them you are using it for avalanche control....
I may try that in El paso for fun....
you have to get a license, and pay a tax.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:46 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Icedog at January 11, 2013 07:46 PM (9ScGj)
I wish we had nuns who practiced gun kata.....
hey that's an anime waiting to be made.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:47 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:48 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 07:48 PM (kpCLl)
Apparently, it went well. Good questions, good follow-up, that sort of thing. Many compliments.
I cannot remember a SINGLE THING I said, because I was in the back part of the skull, shoveling words out as fast as I could, hoping they were in right order and sort-of made a bit of sense.
Pre-warned them that I was the worst public speaker ever, so that probably helped.
Yeah, well. Am I right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 11, 2013 11:34 PM (xjpRj)
I hope you took video!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 07:48 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 11, 2013 07:49 PM (l7h8K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:50 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:51 PM (yh0zB)
http://tinyurl.com/d6ztzcj
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 11:42 PM (Vk2pI)
***sniff*** I love a story with a happy ending!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 07:51 PM (kaalw)
Damn. Prayers are sent.
Being a simple person, my arsenal is also simple. The M-14 and M-1 are for reaching out and touching, the shotgun is for close work if the claymores fail, and the 1911 is last call.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2013 07:52 PM (SAMxH)
Nuns with Gun kata....
but she looks cool too....
so one of Freja's handmaids decides to hop on the JC express....
I'd take it.
http://tinyurl.com/acu8vl3
Nun with a gun and a puppy....
I miss the Borgias.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:52 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:52 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 11:50 PM (hvqfu)
Next weekend in Raleigh. I'm going to try to get up there next Saturday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:53 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:54 PM (hvqfu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)
Hell is freezing over...Aljazeera Gore is donating all his take from sellimng to Big oil to the sierra club....
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:55 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 07:55 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: and irresolute at January 11, 2013 07:56 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)
I am a cardiac patient and always worry about heading out to exercise and not being able to get back home, so I have to have something at home.
My original research was for a treadmill, but then started looking into recumbent bikes. I won't buy a used treadmill from Craigslist, but presently I'm considering a new treadmill purchase and a used recumbent bike purchase.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)
Watch out for any used exercise equipment, even bikes. If the bike has a "strap" that is used for tension, those things will wear out. Lots of used equipment stores won't buy any thing with those tension belts because they tend to wear out all of a sudden.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 11, 2013 07:58 PM (Zd/NW)
It really is embarising when an 11 yr old has way bigger Cojones than I have. They shot him first and he returned fire. That is badass.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 07:58 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 07:58 PM (piMMO)
TPH, going to start with Eternal Story and go how far through the series? New Era or *shudder* Revolution?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:58 PM (hvqfu)
Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 11, 2013 07:58 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 11, 2013 07:59 PM (hvqfu)
Kind of in an indirect way.
I'm a very lapsed catholic.
We were so powerful in our faith and zeal once as a faith and culture group.
Our ancestors faced down a technologically superior or near superior foe and held.
The Borgias are villified to this day and I swear looking at them they are not out of line with our current "betters."
Iran would not lightly threaten THAT Christiandom.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)
Oh, yeah . . .
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 08:00 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 08:01 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 11:48 PM (kpCLl)
I decided to go running this morning at 6:30, big mistake. Global warming my ass.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 11, 2013 08:01 PM (NzBQO)
She's a nun. A very dangerous nun: http://scoamf.us/5J
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2013 08:02 PM (xKC/c)
Time for the old folk. Nothing tomorrow but football and family.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2013 08:04 PM (SAMxH)
Yeah but that little dude wont be getting picked on at school I'll bet.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 08:04 PM (qo244)
Upon further review, Apophis is no longer even a remote threat to smash into Earth in about 20 years, NASA says.
Astronomers got a much better look at the asteroid when it whizzed by Earth on Wednesday from a relative safe 9 million miles away. They recalculated the space rock's trajectory and determined it wasn't on a path to hit Earth on April 13, 2036 as once feared possible.
Shit.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2013 08:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: and irresolute at January 11, 2013 08:06 PM (DBH1h)
Wunderground says it's gonna be 30 degrees overnight for the next few nights. In LA. It's just fuckin' ridiculous.
Posted by: Peaches
It's not so much the cold, it's that we don't have the support system to deal with it. It's not like we've got a closet full of gore-tex parkas to fall back on.
And gloves? What them?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2013 08:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 11, 2013 08:10 PM (nzF8Z)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 08:10 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 10:07 PM (GEICT)
She did what?! This is an opportunity to play.
I just happen to have some .338 Federal. On an AR10 upper.
Might be time for a quad of raptors to dance.
Just don't tell her why her pets are tired tomorrow.
It would be.. rather unconfortable.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 11, 2013 08:10 PM (ial2b)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 08:10 PM (piMMO)
And gloves? What them?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2013 12:09 AM (kdS6q)
If'n there's any arsenal I can claim to have, it be arctic gear...even have boots good for -100 degrees that I haven't worn in years. Pfft.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 08:11 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 08:11 PM (GEICT)
It's all about layers so as long as you have gained weight and then lost it you're good to go.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 08:12 PM (qo244)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 08:12 PM (jIaZt)
I thought "typo".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2013 08:12 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: and irresolute at January 11, 2013 08:15 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 11:25 PM (qo244)
I have to spend a few minutes in the SCBA outfit every three years when I do my H2S Alive course in order to work in the oil patch here. It never bothered me. The good instructors emphasize that you should try to just relax and breathe normally. If ones is nervous, it's easy to start hyperventilating and burn off the air tank absurdly fast. They do, by the way, maintain positive pressure in the facepiece, in order to ensure that toxic gases can't seep in and poison the wearer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2013 08:16 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2013 12:09 AM (kdS6q)
I have gloves, never bother to dig 'em out and wear them. In any case, I can only sleep naked. I do have a very snuggly bed. My favorite place in the whole wide world . . . so lucky the feline overlords allow me to sleep there, lol!
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 08:17 PM (kpCLl)
It's all about layers so as long as you have gained weight and then lost it you're good to go.
Posted by: Buzzsaw
Kinda hard to successfully layer cotton t-shirts and linen suits.
And this cold is just going to kill the battery in the truck.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2013 08:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 12, 2013 12:12 AM (jIaZt)
Here ya go . . . need a sammy or a cookie with that, master?
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 08:19 PM (kpCLl)
I noticed earlier I said level 3 when it should have been 1. But it may be that I'm a little claustrophobic and the last application of duct tape over the zipper that really freaks me out.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 08:20 PM (qo244)
Play It Again, Sports
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 12, 2013 12:10 AM (piMMO)
That is the place to go. We had some old equipment we took several years ago that they sold for us and would not take one bike because of the strap. The other recumbent bike, yep, the one with the strap nope. He even showed us a strap that broke on one that they tried to sell several years earlier.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 11, 2013 08:20 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 08:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: and irresolute at January 12, 2013 12:15 AM (DBH1h)
And........link?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 08:21 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 11, 2013 08:21 PM (BNacf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 11, 2013 08:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 08:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 12:17 AM (kpCLl)
Without gloves, I doubt I would still have all ten fingers. Comes with having a ridiculously high pain threshold.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2013 08:22 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 08:22 PM (jIaZt)
You don't have sweat shirts and wind breakers?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 08:23 PM (qo244)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 08:23 PM (Vk2pI)
@500
Check over at slickdeals.com. There's a huge thread with the details, hints and comments.
Did this a few nights ago. Took hours to install and update everything, but no other issues.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2013 08:23 PM (kdS6q)
Finally got to see The Hobbit tonight. I liked it. Didn't mind the LOTR connections and similarities since it is in the same world. Probably could have done it with the two movies and cut out some of the extra stuff, but eh still done well.
The trailers had "After Earth" which looks like "I am Legend in the distant future" Then there was "Beautiful Creatures" which looks like "Twilight with witches" though I actually think it looks more well done partly because they decided COLOR was good to have in a movie. And then there was a new trailer for "Warm Bodies" which is actually the first trailer but the second one I saw. The second trailer made it look like Twilight with zombies and some comedy, but the one before The Hobbit made it look even funnier and possibly worth watching.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2013 08:23 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 11, 2013 08:23 PM (BNacf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 08:25 PM (GEICT)
blah blah blah blah blah blah I can only sleep naked. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 08:25 PM (qo244)
Posted by: zeera at January 11, 2013 08:26 PM (Lv9bM)
Link to the slickdeal thread on the free older version Abobe software:
http://tinyurl.com/bb5smeo
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2013 08:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 08:27 PM (bxiXv)
evening, morning whatever... Hi everyone, I see BC and DC are flirting with the girls again
Posted by: spypeach at January 11, 2013 08:29 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 08:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Someone fix me another Belvedere & club please. Extra lime.
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 12, 2013 12:12 AM (jIaZt)
Mine Cougar won't go to bed before me.
But then, she has been a Cougar since 1990. And married to me since 1992.
Is she a well trained Cougar? Or am I a trained husband? Because I am the fixer of the alcoholic beverages.
Hmm. But I get to determine the amount of booze in every drink.
I win.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 11, 2013 08:32 PM (ial2b)
Hmm. But I get to determine the amount of booze in every drink. >>
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2013 08:34 PM (qo244)
And speaking of software, there's also a deal for HR Block At Home Deluxe + free federal efile + State form for $0.95. Did that back when the deal started and it worked fine.
Some minor computer skillz required to get it to work, but worth the effort. Link to slickdeals thread:
http://tinyurl.com/c6y8yov
Recommend reading the thread wiki and last posts first to see how the deal is going at the moment.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2013 08:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 11, 2013 08:37 PM (UYg6g)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2013 08:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 11, 2013 08:40 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 08:42 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2013 12:34 AM (qo244)
Thats not what she says. Even when sober.
But she could be lying
She stays married to me.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 11, 2013 08:43 PM (ial2b)
If you look at some of the old Cutey Bunny comics, you'll see a co-writer credit for Tim Peters. My boss long before he took over the company name from the retiring founder.
Posted by: epobirs at January 11, 2013 08:44 PM (kcfmt)
Global Warming happens every Day, and is most extreme in Daytimes during Summer.
Global Cooling happens every Night, and is most extreme in Nighttimes during Winter.
It's the Sun, and our Earth's Orbit, of course.
Whether it was Copernicus vs the Catholic Church, or Anthony Watts vs the IPCC, the facts don't change.
Sun just doesn't care about us, and we are deluded in thinking we have meaningful influence on climate by something as stupid as trivial amounts of Co2 (short summary - changes in temperature occur BEFORE changes in Co2).
Pollution, habitat destruction, et c, - all are another matter. Who wants to live downwind of an open pit dump?
BTW - anyone else see NASA's webpage, titled "Solar Variabilty and Terrestial Climate" (science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2013/08jan_sunclimate/)?
Posted by: east of nowhere at January 11, 2013 08:44 PM (ubpPp)
Posted by: RWC at January 11, 2013 08:44 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 08:45 PM (bxiXv)
I've become so jaded. I saw hardly any of the show outside of the locations where I was working. And I don't care all that much. It was a big deal int he days before the web but now I'm just as happy to see the coverage on Engadget and Gizmodo.
Posted by: epobirs at January 11, 2013 08:46 PM (kcfmt)
The Horde seems to be exhausted after this week of work.
'rons and 'ettes alike.
This is unusual. The SCoaMT is to blame.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 11, 2013 08:46 PM (ial2b)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 11, 2013 08:47 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: RWC at January 11, 2013 08:48 PM (sqp6o)
534
Last night when I...Ugh'd, C.J charged me for copyright infringment..
I pay'd the debt with a 1 Trillion Platinum coin and am still waiting for my change back......and a receipt!
How come you get off the hook!!!????
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 08:53 PM (CbqLc)
Posted by: spypeach at January 11, 2013 08:54 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 08:54 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 08:55 PM (XDC0v)
http://www.greenspeed.com.au/anura_main.html
Comfy, no balance worries, stop and enjoy the scenery whenever, faster cornering than an upright.
Add an electric motor for hills.
Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2013 08:56 PM (I3vTd)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 08:57 PM (Vk2pI)
HHhhmmmm,
Global warming, and Southern Calibonya is going into the minus zero temp zone in alot of places tonight?
Do say......
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 08:57 PM (CbqLc)
Oh but you see, the left is plenty arrogant enough to think "they" can tell the earth and sun how it should act, like they do with every other fucking thing. Its all about control with them. When you have a whole generation that grew up with 32nd place trophies and were told they were special, its no surprise they think the solar system actually gives a rat's ass about them.
Posted by: Berserker at January 11, 2013 08:59 PM (FMbng)
542
Please your forgiveness my Lord.....I ask that you not smote me for that grave transgression....I am at your service.....
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 09:01 PM (CbqLc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 11, 2013 09:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at January 11, 2013 09:03 PM (MSrqi)
Posted by: epobirs at January 11, 2013 09:04 PM (kcfmt)
ok, so i'm having old school flashbacks tonight, so here's another one
sorry sometimes I just feel like being a D.J. so deal with it.
Posted by: spypeach at January 11, 2013 09:04 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 09:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Berserker at January 12, 2013 12:59 AM (FMbng)
===
Some of them are smarter than that. They knew their control of the media/dumbshit culture would allow them to blame their political opponents for the weather and get away with it.
Posted by: jc at January 11, 2013 09:05 PM (PlzOe)
I was 15 years old for the first Earth Day.
The big concerns of that time, as I remember them?
1) Acid Rain
2) The Ozone Hole
3) The Next Ice Age
... and it was all our (evil white western capitalist civilization's) fault!
That part hasn't changed.
Posted by: east of nowhere at January 11, 2013 09:05 PM (WRXtX)
You didn't get them from a kosher bakery. How the Gungan is slaughtered and prepared is critical to getting the taste right. Kind of like fugu but without the neurotoxin.
Posted by: epobirs at January 11, 2013 09:06 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 09:06 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 09:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 11, 2013 09:12 PM (jIaZt)
Whattup, fappers? Ye gads, I can't get away from that fuckin' word game with my mom. Yes, still. It's enjoyable, but really cutting down on my blog reading, which was cutting down on my living. Soo... yeah.
Posted by: kalneva at January 11, 2013 09:12 PM (S+/pH)
You need to use a better class of Gungan. In his short time on Tatooine, Jar-Jar Binks was observed in his eating habits by Jabba the Hutt, who commented, in subtitle, "Dude, that is just wrong. So very, very wrong."
Posted by: epobirs at January 11, 2013 09:14 PM (kcfmt)
Hi ont, looks like most are night night.
Just remember when Toby Keith told peter jennings to fuck off
This should be done to piers morgan all day every day!!
Posted by: lou' is drunk and!! at January 11, 2013 09:15 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: kalneva at January 11, 2013 09:15 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at January 11, 2013 09:15 PM (MSrqi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2013 01:04 AM
Be glad you didn't eat some of the chocolate pie my MIL made around the holidays. That was theee nastiest fucking shit I ever tasted. It was so bad I could not kill the taste. A joint, 2 cigarettes, and a shot of JD did not kill it
It...just...would...not...stop. I don't know wtf she did with the crust, but its the only desert in the frigging galaxy I was ever afraid of. It tasted like burnt automatic trans fluid. I don't think my reaction would have been worse with a chunk of monkey shit on my fork.
Good god man, I still have nightmares about that.
Posted by: Berserker at January 11, 2013 09:16 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 09:19 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: buzzion"
I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I had very high expectations. I've seen it three times so far, and will see it at least once more. So nice to be back in Middle Earth for a while. I can forget about real life for a few hours. Nice.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 11, 2013 09:22 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 09:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: kalneva at January 11, 2013 09:31 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 09:34 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: RWC at January 11, 2013 09:34 PM (sqp6o)
Comfy, no balance worries, stop and enjoy the scenery whenever, faster cornering than an upright.
Yeah, thats' why Criterium riders all ride recumbent tricycles.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2013 09:37 PM (rq+jP)
Posted by: RWC at January 11, 2013 09:37 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 09:42 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 09:44 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 09:46 PM (TvO05)
I picked up this speech by John Adams over at Taxes, Stupidity and Death. Yeah, modern man is so much smarter than the Founding Fathers. Try and follow along fellow Morons:
TO THE OFFICERS OF THE FIRST BRIGADE OF THE THIRDDIVISION OF THE MILITIA OF MASSACHUSETTS
11 October, 1798
GENTLEMEN
I have received from Major-General Hull and Brigadier-General Walker your unanimous address from Lexington, animated with a martial spirit, and expressed with a military dignity becoming your character and the memorable plains on which it was adopted.
While our country remains untainted with the principles and manners which are now producing desolation in so many parts of the world; while she continues sincere, and incapable of insidious and impious policy, we shall have the strongest reason to rejoice in the local destination assigned us by Providence. But should the people of America once become capable of that deep simulation towards one another, and towards foreign nations, which assumes the language of justice and moderation while it is practising iniquity and extravagance, and displays in the most captivating manner the charming pictures of candor, frankness, and sincerity, while it is rioting in rapine and insolence, this country will be the most miserable habitation in the world; because we have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
An address from the officers commanding two thousand eight hundred men, consisting of such substantial citizens as are able and willing at their own expense completely to arm and clothe themselves in handsome uniforms, does honor to that division of the militia which has done so much honor to its country.
Oaths in this country are as yet universally considered as sacred obligations. That which you have taken and so solemnly repeated on that venerable spot, is an ample pledge of your sincerity and devotion to your country and its government.
Posted by: Ohio, sucks to be us, Dan at January 11, 2013 09:47 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Ohio, sucks to be us, Dan at January 11, 2013 09:48 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 11, 2013 09:49 PM (lD8ju)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 09:50 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Ohio, sucks to be us, Dan at January 11, 2013 09:50 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: kalneva at January 11, 2013 09:53 PM (S+/pH)
Not exactly "gait" but I'm a fan of women with good carriage.
_
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 11, 2013 10:02 PM (RuUvx)
Michelle Obama has the Gait of a Clydesdale...and the ass and face of on too.
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 11, 2013 09:54 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 09:56 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2013 09:57 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 09:58 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 11, 2013 09:58 PM (lD8ju)
Posted by: RWC at January 12, 2013 01:37 AM (sqp6o)
I have no clue. It looked so innocent. I was told she made the crust, and that was only after I tortured myself for an hour wondering if it was a prepared crust or did she spoil it from scratch, and had to ask. I have never tasted a dessert that bad, ever.
Posted by: Berserker at January 11, 2013 09:59 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 10:00 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 12, 2013 01:44 AM (TvO05)
===
speaking of ... gotta go. CYA.
Posted by: jc at January 11, 2013 10:00 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 11, 2013 10:00 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 10:00 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2013 10:02 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:02 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Adriane ... at January 11, 2013 10:02 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:04 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2013 10:06 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:07 PM (XDC0v)
And DAve is very familiar with that uncoolness. He sees it everytime he looks in the mirror.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2013 10:08 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:10 PM (XDC0v)
Its frikkin cold here in NV tonite!! Gonna go smoke a cig, I know terrible, but hey, someone has to keep the cigarette factories going!
Hi and bye Adriane!!
Posted by: lou' is drunk and!! at January 11, 2013 10:11 PM (adaoe)
I started AosHQ early Nov. and you were one of the first Nic's that I recall. I Had to ask what SCoaMF & TFG meant back then. There was a lot to put "in the handbook" as a newbie. I liked this joint out of the gate.
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 12, 2013 02:02 AM (mkb9H)
wow the acronym is even more unweildy than the full spelling.
And hello back.
I dont post much anymore. After the elecion i swore off reading and thinking about the crap too much. In a country where the retards can reelect this lying sack of useless america hating shit...might as well resign myself to living in blissful ignorance until the torches get lit and the civil war starts.
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 11, 2013 10:12 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2013 10:15 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:16 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:16 PM (mkb9H)
About you DAve? I haven't seen anything positive out of you. All you do is come onto the ONT to be an asshole to everyone here and treat them like shit.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2013 10:16 PM (GULKT)
The rights of the people, shall not be infringed........
Meaning A firearm is only a FIREARM..if it has bullets to shoot from it.
A FIREARM sans bullets....is a club or a very expensive hammer or a door-stop.
To BEAR ARMS...MEANS a GUN WITH BULLETS. Any attempt to seperate the Gun from the BULLETS is a De-Facto attempt to INFRINGE!
Which by the way, is a direct violation of the 2nd! Get on it folks, the Obama stream media is attempting to play with words to fit the kool-aid and make us think like them.
Don't drink the Barry-aid.....ever!
You can only call it a FIREARM if it has BULLETS! The 2 elements together MAKE IT A FIREARM and thus the elements together can only be called a FIREARM......do I need to do this more....in depth????
This is so very sad that we have come to this as a nation...yet here we are.
So very sad......
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 10:17 PM (CbqLc)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:17 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:23 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2013 02:22 AM (rq+jP)
Not enough bacon?
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2013 10:23 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jerry at January 11, 2013 10:25 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:27 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: RWC at January 11, 2013 10:27 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 10:27 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jerry at January 12, 2013 02:25 AM (4SKYj)
Pie crust is not easy, people can either bake, or not.
I cannot bake except banana nut bread, but am a damn good cook. Admire people who can bake, and pie crust is not easy, have tried and failed many times.
Posted by: lou' is drunk and!! at January 11, 2013 10:29 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: BSR: Live from Falls Church at January 11, 2013 10:29 PM (H0Rot)
I cannot bake except banana nut bread... have tried and failed many times.
'Perfect Pies' - Michele Stuart
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2013 10:30 PM (rq+jP)
Posted by: RWC at January 12, 2013 02:27 AM (sqp6o)
Posted by: lou' is drunk and!! at January 11, 2013 10:31 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty at January 11, 2013 10:32 PM (fngyt)
Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 11, 2013 10:33 PM (cJzRe)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at January 11, 2013 10:33 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 10:33 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:33 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: lou' is drunk and!! at January 11, 2013 10:34 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: BSR: Live from Falls Church at January 11, 2013 10:37 PM (H0Rot)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 12, 2013 02:33 AM (mkb9H)
They don't believe in God.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2013 10:38 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: buzzion"
I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I had very high expectations. I've seen it three times so far, and will see it at least once more. So nice to be back in Middle Earth for a while. I can forget about real life for a few hours. Nice.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 12, 2013 01:22 AM (d6TfZ)
Most of it worked. The crowd of dwarves is almost the point of having so many....the added stuff was pretty decent....the really painful bits involved Dr. Wizard and his turbobunnies and, oddly, inside the Goblin Kingdom. I'd have rather seen something clever where Gandalf sees the logical weakness of the jerry-rigged structure than go against character where the goblins weren't small-minded, paranoid, and prone to 1000-to-1 melees. The Goblin King would have had them in cages, within cages, suspended on chains, with archers to shoot them, and other archers to shoot the original archers if they proved inattentive. For Gandalf (who helped sing the world into existence and who was a Maiar of Aule, who devised the material of the the world) to walk in, look at the whole chaotic jumble, and kick a random-looking board that started a chain-reaction cave-in is actually more believable -- and would have been better cinema, besides.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 10:38 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at January 11, 2013 10:39 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 10:39 PM (kaalw)
That's just poorly conceived. You need the fat to be solid and cold.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2013 02:35 AM (rq+jP)
Kinda like the trolls!!
Posted by: lou' is drunk and!! at January 11, 2013 10:40 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 11, 2013 10:43 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:43 PM (mkb9H)
If you know someone who goes to the range, ask if you can come along.
Or you can go to the NRA HQ and ask about shooting courses, since they're down the street from you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 11, 2013 10:44 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at January 11, 2013 10:47 PM (GE1+K)
>>I've never seen a sportsman deny a greenhorn* a few lessons
That's true.
In my family it's a tradition to buy the first license for a hunting newbie. First deer is on the house.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2013 10:50 PM (rq+jP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 10:54 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:56 PM (mkb9H)
Getting raised in a household that had firearms and parents that knew them to be nothing more than tools to "DO" things....like shoot deer for food or kill the frequent coyote raiding your hen house or just having fun seeing who could plink the soda cap off the top of the fence post from distance.....yeah that was our right...now the present administration attempts to label us on the same level as the "Black Death?"....America, you have got some serious problems right now....and it is not with the salt and earth of this country.
jus sayin....
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 10:57 PM (CbqLc)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 10:59 PM (mkb9H)
You have a flagpole.
It has provisions for 2 flags.
What is the appropriate display of:
The US flag
The Idaho State flag
The Gasden flag
Explain.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:02 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: Jerry at January 12, 2013 02:25 AM
yeah from what I hear she used shortening, which meant nothing to me at the time seeing I know jack shit about baking, but I asked a lot of questions because the shit was soooo bad and I wanted to avoid anything like it in the future. Yeah I guess old shortening could have been a total possibility. This is the same women who thought making a lasagna a few weeks ahead of christmas and freezing it until christmas would go over real well with my mostly Italian family.
Posted by: Berserker at January 11, 2013 11:04 PM (FMbng)
Nope. All the ammo you could want still on the shelves.
The rifle rack was full.
The pistol display case was full.
Of course, you know why.
We've already got ours, and have had them for years.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:04 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 11:07 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 11:08 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Berserker at January 12, 2013 03:04 AM (FMbng)
I usually use, roughly, 2/3 butter and 1/3 (lard or) shortening for any piecrust recipe. The key is cold tools and ingredients.
...and a good pastry cutter.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2013 11:09 PM (rq+jP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 11:09 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: zeera at January 11, 2013 11:09 PM (Lv9bM)
Right now, I'm looking for something to resurrect my sense of pride in US flag.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 12, 2013 03:09 AM (IjPIg)
I do know of some people that have not put the flag up since 2008.
Posted by: buzzion at January 11, 2013 11:11 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2013 11:13 PM (rq+jP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 11:14 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: zeera at January 12, 2013 03:09 AM (Lv9bM)
Actually, I load the d/w and cycle it, and the BH puts it all away.....and can't complain about dishes in the sink unless the d/w has been empty 24 hours. So there's a certain value in running it at midnight.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 11, 2013 11:16 PM (kaalw)
Just to finish before I go to the warmth of a down comforter and a horizontal recline.....
I have been stabbed "Almost thru a bullet-Proof" vest while attempting to save the life of a herion addict while working in the streets of Oakland CA.
Still in Oakland, some babe in arms with a ski-mask pointed his shakey hand and a rusty .32 auto in my face and robbed me of the contents of my medic bag because I had broken the first rule of being at an ATM in OAKLAND after sundown. While working in an E.R on night shift, I stopped a man who was attempting to slam a mag into a .45 and shoot himself...I cupped my hand over the mag insert at the bottom of the gun he clutched and prayed for what seemed like hours,
(only minutes) until hospital security arrived and we went to ground and got the gun away...I snagged the mag and cut my fingers because I was clutching it so tight.......
Firearms are tools.....only......if you put a crazy person with a firearm...ALL BETS OFF.......
Night to you all
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 11:16 PM (CbqLc)
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 11, 2013 11:18 PM (j82Vf)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 11:18 PM (mkb9H)
Alright, you made me laugh.
I was expecting something unabashedly patriotic, with a heavy dose of USMC, that would make me feel ashamed of myself.
I know, You did.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:19 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 11:20 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Is Shrugging at January 11, 2013 11:20 PM (GE1+K)
I didn't have the sense of dread that I have now, back in 2008, because the behavior of Obama and Congress hadn't gotten to the stupid stage yet, with absolute rejection of their sworn duty and rule of law.
So, no overbearing doom and gloom then, because it was correctable in the next election.
And in Nov 2012, it got worse. Much worse.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:26 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 11:29 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 11, 2013 11:30 PM (mkb9H)
Funny you picked that.
I just finished reading a book on the French and Indian Wars, as I was interested in what did give Washington his tactical experience from the Indians.
That war lasted 70 YEARS.
It was basically a battle between the French and British (colonists) over the Ohio Valley. Different groups of Indians would fight for either side.
Massacres were common.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:31 PM (IjPIg)
Yep, no question. I'm the fiercest conservative and defender of America's rich history as any in my peer group. I'm just dealing with the conflict of Immense disappoint in so many in the country, who don't even want to get the smallest bit educated on what a serious problem we are in.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:35 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 11:35 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 11:37 PM (XDC0v)
Flew my flag while #1 was deployed with USMC from 2003 to 2010
24/7.
He is out now and...it is very hard for me to post the Stars and Stripes these days......very hard.
Guilt I have for the men and Lady's still out in the field at war..with such a SCFOAMF pretending to be the C.I.C.....GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE????
I am done.....night all.
Posted by: Richard at January 11, 2013 11:38 PM (CbqLc)
Posted by: DAve, who has your number at January 11, 2013 11:38 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 11:52 PM (djdc7)
If this current wave of gun control hysteria gets appropriately doused by our Federal Legislative Branch, I'm gonna take that as the first sign of 2013, that there is a glimmer of some things being right in this Grand Old U S of A.
And I'll put my flag back up.
Still need a third spot.
Guess I'll need to plan an additional flagpole for Spring.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:53 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: and irresolute at January 11, 2013 11:53 PM (DBH1h)
I've only found one leftie that will even engage in a discussion. I'll try it on him.
He'll say people are inherently evil.
I disagree.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2013 11:56 PM (IjPIg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 11, 2013 11:59 PM (djdc7)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 12, 2013 12:06 AM (IjPIg)
Bertie: In Spring, Jeeves, a livelier iris gleams upon the burnished dove.
Jeeves: So I have been informed, sir.
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 12:17 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 12, 2013 12:20 AM (djdc7)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 12:23 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: DAve at January 12, 2013 12:42 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 12:51 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 12, 2013 12:57 AM (j82Vf)
Posted by: JohnKerryIsADoucheBag at January 12, 2013 01:14 AM (QTVh2)
Posted by: Lurkaasaurus at January 12, 2013 01:26 AM (MXQBx)
so I was at applebee's yesterday and there was this woman who struck up a conversation with me, the topic turned to "smart grids" and "smart meters" and she was convinced that the only reason that people would object to such 'sensible' technology was because they were afraid of radio waves or something... she was your typical smug leftie who thought she knew the answers to everything and that conservatives are just idiot troglodytes who hate science and reason. I don't know how you communicate with such people.
oh and she was an ugly hag too.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 01:31 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 01:36 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 01:39 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 01:41 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: DAve at January 12, 2013 01:42 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 01:45 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 01:48 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 01:49 AM (ptlfZ)
or maybe it's for the sharp elbows, I forget
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 01:50 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 01:52 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Enby at January 12, 2013 01:54 AM (ptlfZ)
ugh
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 05:28 AM (BBWjt)
I'm really concerned about this "ugh" thing. You're bangin' TV on a regular basis and thinking of building a life together....it should be a bit more "settling-in" like.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 12, 2013 02:04 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 12, 2013 02:10 AM (bxiXv)
see I am fairly confused about the whole 'next step' thing.
I have been alone for so long it just seems natural for me to be alone.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 02:20 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 02:20 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 02:31 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: sTevo at January 12, 2013 02:50 AM (VMcEw)
What happened to the J. Edgar Hoover puppy?
There was a combined outcry of disgust and panic. CDRM decided it was time to try a new approach.
Posted by: Panhandler at January 12, 2013 02:57 AM (rZ5RE)
Trying to rewrite and its driving me crazy. What fun.
Fed kittehs, put garbage out, and did dishes. Anything except rewrite.
And is anyone worried with four volcanoes in Kamchatka erupting, that whole shield could erupt again and really put an end to AGW. Can you imagine a game of Risk with natural disasters thrown in?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 03:08 AM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Anna Puma
With the amount of gases, including CO2, that a volcano can put out, they do not seem to be a factor in the AGW mindset for some reason. I have questioned that after the one in Iceland blew up a few years ago. Consider also, the ones that are in the deeeeep seas that are emitting gases 24/7 for how many years? And warmists are worried about my SUV?
Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2013 03:27 AM (v4HdX)
AGW is just a convenient device in order to enable them to fulfill their desires.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 12, 2013 03:36 AM (BBWjt)
Just saw this on Fox, take with grain or boulder of salt. US Government warns that Java has such a security flaw that hackers can install malicious software. So the government, 'we are here to help,' says uninstall Java until a patch is developed.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 03:50 AM (hvqfu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 03:54 AM (hvqfu)
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