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December 18, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (12-18-201 –Free Nice Modelo Edition
— Maetenloch

So both my work laptop and home computer have decided to not work today albeit for different reasons. So imagine the gyrations I've had to go through to post even this rinky-dinkish ONT while I'm restoring them from backups. Just think about that while you thoughtlessly scroll through my sweat-and-tears to post your precious little recipes and nude selfies.

Dem Pollsters Shocked to Find No Racism in Tea Partiers - So They Invent Some

So the Democrat-aligned pollster group, Democracy Corps, ventured into deepest darkest flyover territory to interview the strange and mysterious 'conservative voter' on various issues and their thoughts on Obama. Needless to say most described Obama as a 'liar' and a 'manipulator' which is pretty much the majority American view these days.

But the pollsters were shocked to find that not a single conservative said anything racist about Obama. Not.A.Single.Freakin.One.

Indeed, the pollsters even confess that they "expected" to find more racism among Republican voters. "We expected that in this comfortable setting or in their private written notes, some would make a racial reference or racist slur when talking about the African American President," they confess. "None did."

How to explain this odd behavior by obviously racist conservatives? Well it can only be because through a process of natural selection they have evolved into diabolically clever racists who are able to stifle their nasty racist talk momentarily when talking to ~~predators~~ outsiders.

They know that is deeply non-PC and are conscious about how they are perceived. But focusing on that misses how central is race to the worldview of Republican voters. They have an acute sense that they are white in a country that is becoming increasingly "minority," and their party is getting whooped by a Democratic Party that uses big government programs that benefit mostly minorities, create dependency and a new electoral majority. Barack Obama and Obamacare is a racial flashpoint for many Evangelical and Tea Party voters.

So yeah clearly racist by omission. (thanks to JohnE)

Crossbow vs Body Armor

Advantage: Crossbow.

Weep For Them

For you have no idea of all the private-jet flights and third bottles of Cristal they have forsaken for Mother Gaia. Let Cate Blanchett who is paid $10 million to appear in perfume advertisements put you some knowledge about what sacrifice really means:

We need to keep switching up the language around climate change. For so long we've talked about sacrifice and people get discredited for what they haven't given up. [Celebrities] get criticised for taking flights, but the truth is someone like Leo [DiCaprio] takes fewer flights than he's asked to. If we want it to stay on the radar, we need to focus on the fact there's a lot of opportunity.

Sex And Drugs And National Borders

Or why Belgium is handing an island over to the Netherlands in spite of the Belgian national anthem which clearly states:

Never shall we cede even the smallest plot of land / If but one Belgian, be he Fleming or Walloon, remains alive.

Heh

Well He Is a Friendly Gregarious Guy

And his hands and lower appendages especially so.

Shia Laboeuf Caught Plagiarizing His Apology For Plagiarizing Film Script

And that's why they're called actors and not actor-thinkers. I hope someone will explain to Shia that non-biz civilians also have access to that sooper high tech internet database, google.com.

Swedish Man Fined $650,000 For Sharing a Single Movie

Including extra fines for the crappy quality of his copy.

Vaginal Knitting: The Aftermath

Amid general derision, some Guardian readers are attempting to champion Ms Jenkins' art and defend her reputation. Despite some imaginative, indeed baffling, approaches, they've not been entirely successful. One reader insists that, in terms of aesthetics, Ms Jenkins' critics are "unnecessarily confining themselves to very rigid rules" - say, by preferring things that are beautiful and require uncommon expertise. "Vaginal knitting," we're told, somewhat cryptically, "can also be viewed as an organic process." Which is apparently something intrinsically deserving of applause.

Another reader offers an even more high-minded defence: "I haven't evaluated your work closely enough to say it's a great piece, but I want to express my sympathy: what horrifyingly ignorant responses you've received! The nature of these responses itself is reason enough to believe the work is certainly important." So an absurd and pretentious thing, subsequently rationalised in absurd and pretentious ways, is "certainly important" - artistically important - if enough people notice that it's absurd and pretentious. Interesting theory.

And here is my next oeuvre - I call it, "Le Turde". You'll note that it's both organic and artistically significant - especially when I 'organically' create it in front of the Modern Art Museum downtown.

The Best of Ron Swanson Part 2 and Part 3

The Time Capsule House

The original owners of this 1940 Seattle house maintained it well but kept all the original dÃ©cor.

Teh Tweet!

Le AoSHQ groupe de Yahoo. Ooh la la!

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:29 PM | Comments (835)
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1 First!

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:30 PM (lq3Ak)

2 Heh... I was always good with "NINE!"

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:30 PM (lq3Ak)

3 i got nothin

Posted by: don't forget at December 18, 2013 06:31 PM (hqVUe)

4 >>>Advantage: Crossbow.<<<

Hell yeah!

Posted by: Daryl Dixon at December 18, 2013 06:32 PM (LDsJ6)

5 Yeah, but the longbow would do better.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2013 06:33 PM (wNF3N)

6 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 06:34 PM (T1005)

7 I'll think of your trails and tribulations in my prayers tonight, Maet.

I won't broadcast them. Those will be personal.

...and tiny.

...but personal.

...and tiny.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

8 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

9 A .303 or a .308 will chew up most body armor also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:35 PM (IzrCU)

10 You don't want to find yourself on the wrong end of any bow.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 06:35 PM (aFTxd)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)

12 Nine

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 06:35 PM (zeV2E)

13 For fans of Elizabeth Moon, she is holding a contest on her blog. Two winners will get Advance Reader Copies of the next novel.

http://www.paksworld.com/blog/?p=2046#more-2046

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:35 PM (IzrCU)

14 It is WALLOON!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at December 18, 2013 06:36 PM (VpMO0)

15 MMmmmmmmmm Plum Compote, served molten lava hot, with tepid meatloaf and icy vegetables. I remember them well.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 18, 2013 06:36 PM (jucos)

16 BTW... Thank You for the continued content that we ignore ~~for reasons beyond our control~~ because...

...alcohol.

...and ignorance.

...but mostly alcohol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:37 PM (lq3Ak)

17 I dunno .... Le turd just looks like crap .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 18, 2013 06:37 PM (XWw96)

18 I wouldn't want to be Malor tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 06:37 PM (hcHS/)

19 Well, that turd photo killed my craving for Indian Cuisine.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 06:37 PM (aFTxd)

20 So the Democrat-aligned pollster group, Democracy Corps, ventured into deepest darkest flyover territory That sounds racist right there.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2013 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

21 Funny you mention Shia, Maet. Just finished up Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Optimus Prime is a bad ass. Megan Fox is hot. Fin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 18, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

22 And I thought we had finally plumbed the depths of Ms. Lady Bits knitting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:38 PM (IzrCU)

23 they're trying to goof us here. supposed to rain. ya, sure. droughts over, and we did make that ark movie ya know.

Posted by: oc joe at December 18, 2013 06:38 PM (hqVUe)

24 'Name three famous Belgians' was a pub game we used to play in England.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 06:39 PM (hcHS/)

25 Megan Fox has Hammer Thumbs

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 18, 2013 06:39 PM (jucos)

26 Belgians in the Congo... King Leopold.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:39 PM (IzrCU)

27 Okay I nominate Rudolph's Shiny New Year as the most tripped out drug fueled child's christmas movie of all time. It just makes no sense.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 18, 2013 06:40 PM (WdbF7)

28 Megan Toe-thumbs Fox.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at December 18, 2013 06:40 PM (6rcHp)

29 Democrat pollsters didn't find what they wanted, made shit up to hide that fact. Just. Like. Every. Other. Day. Their precepts will always mean more to them than reality, they will always try to re-make reality, and the results will always be the same.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 18, 2013 06:40 PM (qyfb5)

30 I saw Three Famous Belgians open for the London Boys in Glasgow in '02

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 18, 2013 06:40 PM (jucos)

31 We need to keep switching up the language around climate change. For so long we've talked about sacrifice and people get discredited for what they haven't given up. [Celebrities] get criticised for taking flights, but the truth is someone like Leo [DiCaprio] takes fewer flights than he's asked to. If we want it to stay on the radar, we need to focus on the fact there's a lot of opportunity.

Oh My Gaia!!! He takes less flights than he's asked to! That poor suffering brainless douchebag. I like the way Vlad is look at DoucheCaprio. It's like, Shut up or I'll snap your neck for fun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 06:41 PM (JivuR)

32 It takes real talent to crash both of your computers at the same time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2013 06:41 PM (wNF3N)

33 Joe Biden being Joe Biden. There should be a comic film short of all his insane screw-ups over the years, and it could be called.... "Being Joe Biden" Delaware must be brimming with real idiots to re-elect him year after year.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 06:41 PM (dCwZe)

34 28 Megan Toe-thumbs Fox. "Honey wouldn't it be really kinky if I made you wear these oven mitts during coitus?"

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 06:41 PM (zeV2E)

35 They have an acute sense that they are white in a country that is becoming increasingly "minority," and their party is getting whooped by a Democratic Party that uses big government programs that benefit mostly minorities, create dependency and a new electoral majority. So politicians throw open the border (against the laws they passed), flood the country with a dependency class, promote indolence and irresponsibility, and to be concerned about that is....racist?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 06:42 PM (MMC8r)

36 Delaware, British slang for Dumping Ground for Idiots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:43 PM (IzrCU)

37 Nice ONT, Maet. I just Vishnu had waited until we ran out of Indian puns.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 06:43 PM (aFTxd)

38 'Name three famous Belgians' was a pub game we used to play in England. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 10:39 PM Famous Belgians? There was the guy that did the thing; the guy that stopped the thing; and the chick who did the thing that stopped the thing. What did I win?

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)

39 You know, technically it's sort of political speech, but if nothing is done about the constant, vile lies in politics now, it will end badly, for everyone. At some point it has to be actionable in some way or another. Mind you, not with this administration in charge of the DOJ and appointing judges - you can't even get confessed wire fraud prosecuted now (Peter Gleick) if the politics are going the wrong way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 18, 2013 06:43 PM (qyfb5)

40 Nice ONT Maet, Le turd a work o f art

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 06:43 PM (9jfyN)

41 Y'all need to UPDATE the ONT with a post about what A&E has done in putting Phil Robertson, the Duck Dynasty patriarch, in indefinite "hiatus" because of his Biblical stance on homosexuality. A&E will regret that decision.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 06:43 PM (5Q1ZU)

42 36 Delaware, British slang for Dumping Ground for Idiots. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 10:43 PM (IzrCU) Dela-fucking no-ware

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 18, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

43 Big. Toe. Thumbs.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 18, 2013 06:44 PM (aFTxd)

44 'Name three famous Belgians' was a pub game we used to play in England.

Hercule Poirot, Papa Smurf...uh...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at December 18, 2013 06:44 PM (hO8IJ)

45 >>>I like the way Vlad is look at DoucheCaprio. It's like, Shut up or I'll snap your neck for fun<<<

Vlad's thoughts: Hmm, I stole a Super Bowl ring from Robert Kraft, I can easily get that watch from this little bitch.

Posted by: loving being a hater at December 18, 2013 06:44 PM (LDsJ6)

46 Delaware is the Belgium of America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at December 18, 2013 06:44 PM (6rcHp)

47 So politicians throw open the border (against the laws they passed), flood the country with a dependency class, promote indolence and irresponsibility, and to be concerned about that is....racist? Posted by: --- at I think that sums it up. And when Amigo Grande passes, just saying mean things about Mexicans will get you in trouble. But it is still a free country. Just ask Phil Robertson.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 06:44 PM (dCwZe)

48 29 "Democrat pollsters didn't find what they wanted, made shit up to hide that fact.

Just. Like. Every. Other. Day.

Their precepts will always mean more to them than reality, they will always try to re-make reality, and the results will always be the same."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

*applause*

Direct. Succinct. Accurate.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:45 PM (lq3Ak)

49 Almost any rifle round penetrates soft bodyarmor. The crossbow would not penetrate rifle plates.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 18, 2013 06:45 PM (WbOdn)

50 And Pug wins the award for most creative use of the word Belgium.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:45 PM (IzrCU)

51 Some fun learning videos. 1. How to open a beer. Song "Drink With Me" by The Arrogant Worms. http://tinyurl.com/lktcqc8 2. How a man and woman deal with the same problem. He wants to fix it, she wants him to listen. "It's Not About the Nail." http://tinyurl.com/m47pw9y 3. "Strictly Personal", a 1963 U.S. Government training film for women enlisted recruits about health and personal hygene (the audio cuts out at 17:10). http://tinyurl.com/kujt828

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 18, 2013 06:45 PM (57ubW)

52 Delaware is the Belgium of America. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at December 18, 2013 10:44 PM This is true.

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

53 Phil Robertson in GQ: Â“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,Â” he says. Then he paraphrases Corinthians: Â“DonÂ’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlersÂ—they wonÂ’t inherit the kingdom of God. DonÂ’t deceive yourself. ItÂ’s not right.Â”

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 06:46 PM (5Q1ZU)

54 What did I win?

Pint of Greene King. Up to you whether you drink it or not.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 06:46 PM (hcHS/)

55 'Name three famous Belgians' was a pub game we used to play in England.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 10:39 PM (hcHS/)

Hercule Poirot, the guy who invented the waffles and the guy who invented the chocolates.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 06:46 PM (JivuR)

56 Leo's counting up all the models he has banged, Putin is unimpressed.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 18, 2013 06:47 PM (WdbF7)

57 If you really want it to sound like art Maet, you should call it La Crotte.

Posted by: bill-o at December 18, 2013 06:47 PM (AWwDY)

58 Duck Dynasty could start their own online show and blow away the competition.

Posted by: Down With Big Brotha at December 18, 2013 06:47 PM (rn0EN)

59 so, who's first ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 06:47 PM (rDidD)

60 That little house is a dream. I would've loved it

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 06:47 PM (zOTsN)

61 49 Almost any rifle round penetrates soft bodyarmor. The crossbow would not penetrate rifle plates. You're right. People are under the impression that wearing Kevlar makes you invincible like Wolverine. It'll stop a knife. Maybe a hangun bullet assuming it isn't shot from 3 inches away. The ceramic plate armor our soldiers use is awesome stuff. They are starting to look at using a substance called graphene as the future of body armor.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 06:48 PM (zeV2E)

62 Sorry, I don't speak Belch.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 18, 2013 06:48 PM (dw7lk)

63 Belgian beer is good. But they had to export it to Fort Collins in order to get it right, I guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at December 18, 2013 06:48 PM (6rcHp)

64 The longer you all wait to congratulate me for being "First", the harsher I will become on your opinions, upon which, I monumentally agree.

...and I might cut you off from prayers.

...for seven-to-ten minutes.

...at the very least.

...twelve if I'm angered unnecessarily.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:48 PM (lq3Ak)

65 "On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is. " -Douglas Adams

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

66 More Phil Robertson in GQ: On homosexuality, Robertson elaborated: Â“It seems like, to me, a vagina Â– as a man Â– would be more desirable than a manÂ’s anus. ThatÂ’s just me.Â” He continued: Â“IÂ’m just thinking: ThereÂ’s more there! SheÂ’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what IÂ’m saying? But hey, sin: ItÂ’s not logical, my man. ItÂ’s just not logical.Â”

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 06:48 PM (5Q1ZU)

67 Hmmmm. Three famous Belgians. ---Rene Magritte. ---Somebody mentioned King Leopold, the colonial oppressor. ---Cesar Franck. I think. ---Sprout, the Jolly Green Giant's little friend. He was from Brussels.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 06:49 PM (dfYL9)

68 fcc strikes down blackout rule. I knew they were racists

Posted by: the crew from san diego at December 18, 2013 06:49 PM (hqVUe)

69 Hey y'all. Made it home. Video of the Bomber kids getting an early Christmas present - http://youtu.be/n3ZS5kBL4f0

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 06:49 PM (G8OL9)

"How to explain this odd behavior by obviously racist conservatives? Well it can only be because through a process of natural selection they have evolved into diabolically clever racists who are able to stifle their nasty racist talk momentarily when talking with predators outsiders."

Anyone who runs is a racist. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined racist.

Posted by: otho at December 18, 2013 06:49 PM (9gNQd)

71 Has there been a "Dick Dynasty" pron movie made yet? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Meremortal, a at December 18, 2013 06:49 PM (1Y+hH)

72 Shia Lebeouf sounds like what you would get if you crossed a Shih Tzu and a bouffant wearing weasel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2013 06:49 PM (wNF3N)

73 Um Jean Claude van Dam

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 06:50 PM (zOTsN)

74 Yes; It's a very lovely little house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 06:50 PM (BC6cY)

75 68 fcc strikes down blackout rule. I knew they were racists Does this mean that NBC Sports will no longer be broadcasting the Blackout Games from Crown Heights Brooklyn?

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 06:50 PM (zeV2E)

76 Pretty sure John Moses Browning was an honorary Belgian.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 06:50 PM (G8OL9)

77 Phil Robertson's statement after A&E's suspension: Â“I myself am a product of the 60s; I centered my life around sex, drugs and rock and roll until I hit rock bottom and accepted Jesus as my Savior. My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. Â“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.Â”

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 06:51 PM (5Q1ZU)

78 The Gay Mafia strikes again....doubtful if Phil gives a shit, but others will.

Posted by: Pam at December 18, 2013 06:51 PM (cgrL5)

79 In France what we call Polish jokes are Belgian jokes

Posted by: bill-o at December 18, 2013 06:52 PM (AWwDY)

80 75..worst part is it still keeps bob costas in place

Posted by: the crew from san diego at December 18, 2013 06:52 PM (hqVUe)

81 Congrats on snagging first, Slap!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (T1005)

82 Nah, Shia LeBeouf sounds like Iranian bouillon.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (dw7lk)

83 Hercule Poirot, the guy who invented the waffles and the guy who invented the chocolates.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2013 10:46 PM (JivuR)

And don't forget Dr. Evil.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (pAlYe)

84 Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 10:51 PM (5Q1ZU) Nothing he said is in any way objectionable to traditional Christians, and that doesn't matter.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (JQuNB)

85 Shia Laboeuf Caught Plagiarizing His Apology For Plagiarizing Film Script The rare Double-Biden!

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (MMC8r)

86 "Evil Reich-Wing Racism is hiding in the deep ocean with the missing heat. We know it's there somewhere!"

Posted by: Democracy Corps[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (qyfb5)

87

Lookie me! I'm an elf! And I can fly!

Zoooooooom!

Posted by: Cate Blanchett

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2013 06:53 PM (kdS6q)

88 Phil will be fine If it's ok for gays to proselytize the gay life style, why can't the converse be true?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 06:54 PM (zOTsN)

89 Famous Belgians: Peter Paul Rubens and. Rene Magritte. I only know that because I like looking at their art.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 06:54 PM (BC6cY)

90 Isn't that name, Democracy Corps, kind of like "People's Democratic Republic of X?" Means the opposite of what it says.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 18, 2013 06:54 PM (qyfb5)

91 The ceramic plate armor our soldiers use is awesome stuff. They are starting to look at using a substance called graphene as the future of body armor. Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 10:48 PM There's some carbon fiber stuff out there that's better than graphene and weighs less...

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)

Weigh in

feedbackaetv@aenetworks.com

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 18, 2013 06:54 PM (uOV6o)

93 Nah, Shia LeBeouf sounds like Iranian bouillon. Posted by: Mr. Dave Well, not only is he a short little guy, but also kinda stupid. Not to mention obnoxious. But I digress.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 06:54 PM (dCwZe)

94 The Twitchy post about Phil Robertson, that shows twitter reactions: http://tinyurl.com/m92tgbr

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 06:55 PM (5Q1ZU)

95 Damnit, Bomber...

Now my nose is stuffed up again and I'm blubbering like a child.

-God Bless You, thank you and Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:55 PM (lq3Ak)

96 Bomber, Welcome home!

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 18, 2013 06:55 PM (57ubW)

97 Famous Belgian? Willie Coppens

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 06:55 PM (9jfyN)

98 Wait..., someone shit a garden gnome? I mean..., that really is talent, or something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 06:55 PM (aDwsi)

99 "117 new tweets" Yet still, I ignore...

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

100 Merovign, of course. They are all for Untruth in Advertising.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 06:56 PM (IzrCU)

101

"[Celebrities] get criticised for taking flights, but the truth is someone like Leo [DiCaprio] takes fewer flights than he's asked to. If we want it to stay on the radar, we need to focus on the fact there's a lot of opportunity."

Johnny Depp flies whenever the hell he wants to. He's got his own plane so he can smoke all he wants.

Advantage Depp. Your move Leo...

Posted by: otho at December 18, 2013 06:56 PM (9gNQd)

102

If it's ok for gays to proselytize the gay life style, why can't the converse be true?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 10:54 PM (zOTsN)

yeah, I don't get the hypocrisy

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 18, 2013 06:56 PM (uOV6o)

103 Mr. Robertson sounds (from that quote) like a very decent. kind man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 06:56 PM (BC6cY)

104 There's some carbon fiber stuff out there that's better than graphene and weighs less Boiled Hobo Skin is lightweight and free.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 06:56 PM (aFTxd)

105 Aristotle was Belgian.

Posted by: Otto at December 18, 2013 06:57 PM (U2xU2)

106 46 Delaware is the Belgium of America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at December 18, 2013 10:44 PM (6rcHp)

So other than Dogfish Head, where's all the great beer?

Posted by: Iasonas at December 18, 2013 06:57 PM (FHNkr)

107 Why,we have New Belgium right here http://www.newbelgiumasheville.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

108 Bomber, Welcome home enjoy your hearth..God bless you and yours.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 06:57 PM (9jfyN)

109 69 Hey y'all. Made it home. Video of the Bomber kids getting an early Christmas present - http://youtu.be/n3ZS5kBL4f0 Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (G8OL9) My screen is all blurry! That was great Bomber!! Sooo cute! And I gotta say, you have some extremely cute kids and VERY well behaved dogs!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 06:57 PM (bCEmE)

110 Bomber Glad we are that you are home from the hill May the Almighty hold you and your family in the palm of his hand, now and forever.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 06:57 PM (dCwZe)

111 103 Mr. Robertson sounds (from that quote) like a very decent. kind man. Yes, he does.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 06:58 PM (JQuNB)

112 Bomber - Welcome home old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

113 "Congrats on snagging first, Slap!"

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:53 PM (T1005)

I sort-of figured that you'd like a prayer, if it ever mattered, ancient one!

Believe me, as long as I'm here, you've got one coming.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 06:58 PM (lq3Ak)

114 BeyoncÃ©. Also Belgian.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 06:59 PM (aFTxd)

115 Really, gays proselytizing for their lifestyle. Only about 10 percent of gay men are really homosexual. The rest just got sucked into it.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 06:59 PM (dCwZe)

116 104 There's some carbon fiber stuff out there that's better than graphene and weighs less Boiled Hobo Skin is lightweight and free. I always get an odd rash after wearing it though. Kinda Greenish... with a discharge.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 06:59 PM (zeV2E)

117 Video of the Bomber kids getting an early Christmas present - http://youtu.be/n3ZS5kBL4f0

Feel good movie of the year.

Welcome home, Bomber.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 06:59 PM (JawqV)

118 Wow. Had tv on USA and it was a special victims unit that managed to combine white kids beating up a fat black kid, the tribulations of an inner city school with no money for PE so the kids have to be fat, the evil food industry especially breakfast food for making poor black kids fat, and a lack of quality health insurance for poor black people along with a few digs on rich white people. Breathtaking array of liberal whines there.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 18, 2013 07:00 PM (RZ8pf)

119 The brewers of Shiva Beer are being sued. For insulting a god. http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11597/37328/?ba=aubuc1

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

120 Nigel Farage sums up Belgium: http://youtu.be/DZ6rfxoEFI4

Posted by: Country Singer at December 18, 2013 07:00 PM (LUkGY)

121 If I had my hand attached to my ankle, I'd be afraid it would snag in an escalator or something.

Posted by: Baldy at December 18, 2013 07:00 PM (2bql3)

122 Wait..., someone shit a garden gnome? I mean..., that really is talent, or something. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 10:55 PM I shat a garden gnome and several decorative rocks a couple of hours ago....you're just getting the news? Damn, I really need to step up my presence on social media...

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

123 Speaking of Delaware, my favorite Gay Mafia incident in recent times involved pro wrestler Jay Briscoe. Briscoe and his brother are the Briscoe Brothers. Here's a pic: http://tinyurl.com/mmx9m36 They wrestle for ROH (which is 3rd tier minor league wrestling) and their gimmick is they are backwoods, redneck, toothless, hillbilly chicken farmers from rural southern Delaware who just don't give a shit. They dress in Confederate flags and are supposed to be crazy, inbred, bad-ass, foul-mouthed, shit-kickers. In character, Briscoe talked about how much he hated gay marriage. Did it on his twitter account. ROH was forced to suspend him and apologize for him. The bad-ass, rule-breaking, shit-kicking, don't-give-a-fuck, crazy redneck was forced to apologize for any hurt feelings he caused the LGBT community. When an obscure wrestler that nobody knows about, playing a bad guy racist gimmick who wears Confederate flag tights, has to publicly apologize for saying mean things about gay marriage ... that's kinda impressive thought policing by the Gay Mafia.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:01 PM (ZPrif)

124 Oh Bomber welcome home! They are adorable!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:01 PM (zOTsN)

125 I have nothing to say except... Hello, Horde.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:02 PM (5J54Q)

126 Only about 10 percent of gay men are really homosexual. The rest just got sucked into it. Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 10:59 PM I saw what you did there.

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:02 PM (JMmQ9)

127 Welcome home, Bomber. And Merry Christmas to you and your family. Bet it will be the best one yet.

Posted by: Retread at December 18, 2013 07:02 PM (cHwk5)

128 So I had a great day at work. Client was arrested for DWI but only blew a .05 (legal limit is .0

. He failed the field tests because he's 61 with a sciatic nerve and a bad back. Prosecutor won't dismiss the case. Wants to see what the officer has to say. Well, gee, what do you think he's gonna say? Case is now set for trial and we have to spend hundreds on expert fees to beat a case that should never have happened to begin with. Other cases like this I got thrown out first try.

I am very concerned over the role of government in our society, to say the least.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (FHNkr)

129 Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (G8OL9)

sumpin in my eye....

Posted by: bill-o at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (AWwDY)

130 Alton - Look..., I need a retaining wall. Do you get paid by the hour, by volume, or what? Are there separate fees for materials?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

131 Bomber is home! Slapweasel, we need a prayer of thanksgiving!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (dfYL9)

132 Shia LeBeouf: Didn't she get her start on A Differ'nt World?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (FlRtG)

133 The brewers of Shiva Beer are being sued.

For insulting a god.

Ninkasi better watch out, they're probably next on the list.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (JawqV)

134 The rest just got sucked into it.

ISWYDT

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (hO8IJ)

135 The thing about the Belch... They make a HELL of a Waffle.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 18, 2013 07:03 PM (jucos)

136 109 69 Hey y'all. Made it home. Video of the Bomber kids getting an early Christmas present - http://youtu.be/n3ZS5kBL4f0 Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (G8OL9) Awesome. Welcome home.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:04 PM (JQuNB)

137 Awesome homecoming, Bomber. Welcome back.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 18, 2013 07:04 PM (LUkGY)

138 Glad you're home bomber nothing like the little ones. Slap weasel congratulations on foist.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at December 18, 2013 07:04 PM (KuZ6A)

139 ... by a Democratic Party that uses big government programs that benefit mostly minorities, create dependency and a new electoral majority. They proudly admit that?

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 07:05 PM (FcR7P)

140 So, any predictions on reaction to this "hiatus" forced on the patriarchal Duck? It seems the rest of the family is in a difficult position. Unless they make similar statements and await their own "hiatus" status. That would be interesting.

Posted by: Meremortal, a at December 18, 2013 07:06 PM (1Y+hH)

141 I got a Christmas card in the mail today from my Congressman (Scott Garrett, 5th District NJ). Very conservative guy, very nice to talk to as well. I thought the card was a nice touch. I would like to see him go further in politics but I don't know what his plans are. He's the kind of person we need more of in the House and Senate.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 18, 2013 07:06 PM (FHNkr)

142 Welcome home, Bomber. As the owner / operator of one of the asses you've been defending, I thank you for your service.

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

143 "118 Wow. Had tv on USA and it was a special victims unit that managed to combine white kids beating up a fat black kid, the tribulations of an inner city school with no money for PE so the kids have to be fat, the evil food industry especially breakfast food for making poor black kids fat, and a lack of quality health insurance for poor black people along with a few digs on rich white people. Breathtaking array of liberal whines there." Your first problem was watching SVU. There are certain terms I never ever want to hear on TV and SVU abounds in them. The worst phrase they use regularly is "Vaginal Trauma". I just threw up a little.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:07 PM (zeV2E)

144 Mark Levin raises First Amendment issues about what A&E did to Phil Robertson: http://tinyurl.com/mx2fmnx

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 07:08 PM (5Q1ZU)

145 Very touching video, Bomber. God bless and protect you and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 07:08 PM (BC6cY)

146 I'm still not fully recovered from Bomber's video. Without my own benefit of marriage, children or service? -

-I'm still choked-up at the unconditional love and beauty of that scene.

There aren't words.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 07:08 PM (lq3Ak)

147 Another network would snap up DD.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

148 The DD clan have a choice to make: principles or money. Yeah, they've made a lot of money. But, in my experience, almost everybody always wants more money, no matter how much they already have.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:08 PM (ZPrif)

149 Which network would stand up to GLAAD and the Gay Mafia and pick up DD in the face of being called homophobic bigots across the media?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:09 PM (ZPrif)

150 Bomber, welcome home. Make a perfect landing in your own bed.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 18, 2013 07:10 PM (dw7lk)

151 Bomber's home movie is what it's all about.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:10 PM (zOTsN)

152 "231 new Tweets" still not goin' there

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)

153 148 The DD clan have a choice to make: principles or money. Yeah, they've made a lot of money. But, in my experience, almost everybody always wants more money, no matter how much they already have. It would be taking money from the pockets of liberals and A and E must know that DD is their most popular show by far. A and E done f---ed up.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:11 PM (zeV2E)

154 "Slapweasel, we need a prayer of thanksgiving!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 11:03 PM (dfYL9)

I've summed up my thoughts in posts #95 and #146.

There's nothing more to say. It was pure beauty.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 07:11 PM (lq3Ak)

155 Bomber! Welcome back to civilization. I love how your little girl copies her big brother. Adorable family. Enjoy every second of it!

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 18, 2013 07:11 PM (eQJwb)

156 Oh, and... Bomber is the Bomb. That is all.

Posted by: Meremortal, a at December 18, 2013 07:12 PM (1Y+hH)

157 That house is like the wet dream of every Hipster McDouchebag in the country. I pray someone else bought the place.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2013 07:12 PM (oFCZn)

158 DD is A and Es cash cow. The boys may force A and E to fire them to get out of their contract

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:12 PM (zOTsN)

159 148 The DD clan have a choice to make: principles or money. Yeah, they've made a lot of money. But, in my experience, almost everybody always wants more money, no matter how much they already have. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 11:08 PM (ZPrif) Wouldn't it be a great example to the world if they said, "Yeah, it's been nice A&E, but you're not what's most important to us." I suspect they're just the people to do that.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:13 PM (JQuNB)

160 Mark Levin raises First Amendment issues about what A&E did to Phil Robertson: Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 11:08 PM (5Q1ZU)
The first amendment pertains to the government censoring your speech. A-E
is a private entity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2013 07:13 PM (VpMO0)

161 Y5........ This is just for you!

Posted by: westminsterbitchshow at December 18, 2013 07:13 PM (W3UHW)

162 I'd just like the other DD guys to come out and say 'We stand by our father, now what are you going to do about us, A&E?' Ball's in your court-- your highest rated show, or the gays who don't watch it anyway?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:14 PM (MMC8r)

163 Someone got what they deserved... Quickly too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

164 160 Mark Levin raises First Amendment issues about what AE did to Phil Robertson: Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 11:08 PM (5Q1ZU) The first amendment pertains to the government censoring your speech. A-E is a private entity. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2013 11:13 PM (VpMO0) Yup Not a First issue.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2013 07:15 PM (EWsrI)

165 DC! So glad to hear from you! Bit of a sticky wicket in your neighborhood today, no? Glad you're alright. That is, I assume you're alright and not posting while under siege muttering "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

Posted by: Weirddave at December 18, 2013 07:15 PM (N/cFh)

166 If you think this duck dynasty stuff will stop. I present sea world and the blackfish documentry. act's left and right are cancelling their gig's because they don't want to be seen in the wrong way.. tolerant they are...the facists on the left

Posted by: the crew from san diego at December 18, 2013 07:15 PM (hqVUe)

167 So will Gabe be sent to hiatus status?

Posted by: DUCK'S REVENGE at December 18, 2013 07:15 PM (Cs2tJ)

168 This FB page was put up 2 hours ago and it already has close to 90K likes: Boycott A&E Until Phil Robertson Is Put Back On Duck Dynasty http://tinyurl.com/kwaxcjn

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 07:16 PM (bCEmE)

169 149 Which network would stand up to GLAAD and the Gay Mafia and pick up DD in the face of being called homophobic bigots across the media?
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 11:09 PM (ZPrif)

One that wants to make some money - so I'm thinking SpikeTV or Al Jazeera.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 18, 2013 07:16 PM (pAlYe)

170 I'm reading the Democracy Corps report. Up to page 10 so far. It's very good, very accurate.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 07:16 PM (FcR7P)

171 Duck - Meet Banhammer

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

172 That's completely brilliant when Bomber's older kid suddenly has the flash of realization that THERE'S SOMETHING ALIVE IN THE BOX.

Welcome home. Bravo zulu.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 07:17 PM (gqT4g)

173 cthulhu, RWC and Vendette, The POS was deferred for another year. Very stressful morning. I actually forgot how stressful it really is sitting with the Board and facing the him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 18, 2013 07:17 PM (W3UHW)

174 Fox

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:17 PM (zOTsN)

175 HEY MIKE, PULL YOUR JUNK OUT OF GABE'S NO NO PLACE.

Posted by: DUCK'S REVENGE at December 18, 2013 07:17 PM (Cs2tJ)

176 Phil Robertson's statement isn't a First Amendment thing. I defend his right to say it, but A&E is within its rights to suspend him. It's not SMART, but it's within his rights. In the case of Hollywood and the media (BIRM), the message trumps profit. Narrative Uber Alles.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:17 PM (5J54Q)

177 So maybe an AR-15 ISN'T the way to go?

Cause in a civil war, we should try to hold the number of deaths down and casualties up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 07:17 PM (LSDdO)

178 *its* rights. Meh.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (5J54Q)

179 Bomber welcome home! That was lovely thank you for sharing it with us. I can't believe how big your boy is now, they grow so darn fast! Sniff, sniff, darn I have something in my eye too. Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)

180 + 20,000 / -58 pro Robertson Interesting %

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (y27YU)

181 I like the smell of burning duck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

182 Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2013 11:16 PM (bCEmE) Now that's what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Meremortal, approves at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (1Y+hH)

183 what the hell, man?

Posted by: otho at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (9gNQd)

184 Yeah, the Left has been on a jihad against Sea World recently.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (ZPrif)

185 164 160 Mark Levin raises First Amendment issues about what AE did to Phil Robertson: Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 11:08 PM (5Q1ZU) The first amendment pertains to the government censoring your speech. A-E is a private entity. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2013 11:13 PM (VpMO0) Yup Not a First issue." Levin should not be making a leftist argument that the Constitution should apply within a private entity. Frankly the Constitution shouldn't even apply in its entirety to the states. This is a relatively new concept from the mid-60s.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:18 PM (zeV2E)

186 Someone got what they deserved... Quickly too. Posted by: Mike Hammer a Don't sell our local nsa short.

Posted by: Meremortal, approves again at December 18, 2013 07:19 PM (1Y+hH)

187 >>>DC! So glad to hear from you! Bit of a sticky wicket in your neighborhood today, no? Glad you're alright. That is, I assume you're alright and not posting while under siege muttering "You'll never take me alive coppers!" Four doors down and across the street. 2nd house on the right when you turn onto my street from the NDP side. Guy is a serious weirdo, always walking down the center of the road flying a RC helicopter. At 35 years old. As soon as I heard, I knew it was him or maybe one or two other houses. Who would have thought that there would be shots fired and a standoff on my street and it *wasn't* me? I wouldn't have taken that bet.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 18, 2013 07:19 PM (eQJwb)

188 148 The DD clan have a choice to make: principles or money.

Yeah, they've made a lot of money. But, in my experience, almost everybody always wants more money, no matter how much they already have.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 11:08 PM (ZPrif) >>

There are other options where they get to do both. There are a couple struggling Hunting channels that need something like DD to bring the crowd. A partnership with one of those for a cut of total. Might get them even more money and more freedom to do the show they want to do.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 18, 2013 07:20 PM (TI3xG)

189 dis-engaging lurking device
Welcome home Bomber and have a Merry Christmas!
re-engaging lurking device.

Posted by: helofixer at December 18, 2013 07:20 PM (RHfDN)

190 179 I like the smell of burning duck. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 11:18 PM (aDwsi) Too bad it isn't Howard the Duck...

Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2013 07:20 PM (ZyqBH)

191 The eco-nazis hate SeaWorld and the circus and zoos. Their idea of a perfect nature preserve is one humans are never allowed to visit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:21 PM (ZPrif)

192 More from Phil Robertson, as reported by Fox in its article about the GQ piece: In a wide-ranging interview with GQ, Robertson didnÂ’t hold back when sharing his thoughts about homosexuality and sinning. Â“Everything is blurred on whatÂ’s right and whatÂ’s wrong... Sin becomes fine,Â” he said. Â“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.Â” Click here to read his entire interview in GQ. Paraphrasing Corinthians he added: Â“DonÂ’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlersÂ—they wonÂ’t inherit the kingdom of God. DonÂ’t deceive yourself. ItÂ’s not right.Â” The gay and lesbian rights group GLAAD was quick to criticize Robertson for his comments and called on A&E to take action. "Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil's lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe," said GLAAD rep Wilson Cruz. "He clearly knows nothing about gay people or the majority of Louisianans Â– and Americans - who support legal recognition for loving and committed gay and lesbian couples. Phil's decision to push vile and extreme stereotypes is a stain on A&E and his sponsors who now need to reexamine their ties to someone with such public disdain for LGBT people and families." Robertson also told GQ his family has lost its privacy since they were thrust into the limelight as the stars of the hit show, but it was well worth it because the series has given him a platform to spread his religious beliefs. Â“For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth itÂ… All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. IÂ’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero. ThatÂ’s 80 years of ideologies that have popped up where no Jesus was allowed among those four groups. Just look at the records as far as murder goes among those four groups.Â”

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 07:21 PM (5Q1ZU)

193 Whoever is squeezing the trigger has a good eye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:22 PM (aDwsi)

194 "Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil's lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe," said GLAAD -------------------- Well, if you redefine Christian, perhaps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

195 Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Those guys in the Chinese restaurant in "A Christmas Story" at December 18, 2013 07:23 PM (5J54Q)

196 Awwwwww Bomber! Adorable! Good evening, Horde. Celebratory end-of-finals manicure today. Sparkly red to match my toes. Choir practice tonight, at which I managed not to stab anyone. That's hard, as most of them can't read music or remember the songs from the last twenty Christmas masses. Ugh.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 18, 2013 07:23 PM (N/cFh)

197 Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Posted by: Those guys in the Chinese restaurant ---------------------- Funny, for you.

Posted by: Zombie Headless Duck at December 18, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

198 Holy cow; some body spooled up the FTL drive on The Banhammer; that's quicker than anything else I've seen around here.

Posted by: PabloD at December 18, 2013 07:25 PM (U2xU2)

199 A&E is owned by Disney-ABC, a subsidiary of Disney.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:25 PM (ZPrif)

200 192 "Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil's lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe," said GLAAD -------------------- Well, if you redefine Christian, perhaps. "You see Christianity is just about expressing yourself, accepting everything (like Jesus) and feeling good and affirming and sucking c-ck." You practically hear them use this definition minus the final clause. In other words, the Gay Reich Movement accepts a Christianity that is without any meaning or truth.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:26 PM (zeV2E)

201 ...the last time I cried was on 12SEP01, back when the "we really deserved it" chorus started acting up.

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)

202 196 It happened so fast I didn't even notice.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:26 PM (5J54Q)

203 Are the posts from Mike Hammer original or troll-busted?

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2013 07:26 PM (EWsrI)

204 "For the sake of the Gospel, it was worth itÂ…" Again, I don't know much about these people, but that's a thorough-goingly Christian perspective on the matter.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:27 PM (JQuNB)

205 "Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil's lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe," said GLAAD

I wrote Corinthians, and you know nothing of my work.

Posted by: Paul at December 18, 2013 07:27 PM (vgH+s)

206 Who would have thought that there would be shots fired and a standoff on my street and it *wasn't* me? I wouldn't have taken that bet. Aww, hell, I knew it wasn't you. Nobody got hit. You're like Vickie Lawrence on the night the lights went out in Georgia. (I love referencing pop culture from before you were born. Hehe.)

Posted by: Weirddave at December 18, 2013 07:27 PM (N/cFh)

207 GLAAD clearly has full authority about who is Christian or not. In related news, GLAAD recently announced the Pope is not a "true" Catholic. Get with the program, Pope! All "true" Catholics love gay marriage!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:27 PM (ZPrif)

208 the circus vargas was told they couldn't have animals in their acts this time. they could have cat's and dog's but no usual circus animals. the end is neigh my freind, the end is neigh

Posted by: oc joe at December 18, 2013 07:28 PM (hqVUe)

209 That banhammer is really earning its pay tonight. Also, I saw the last one, so I want to point out that the ever tolerant left loves to use "gay" as an insult while being staunch defenders of the Gay Community. Fen's Law indeed.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 18, 2013 07:28 PM (eQJwb)

210 "Phil and his family claim to be Christian, but Phil's lies about an entire community fly in the face of what true Christians believe," News to me.

Posted by: Every Pope Ever at December 18, 2013 07:28 PM (MMC8r)

211 Are the posts from Mike Hammer original or troll-busted? Posted by: eman -------------- Mine are mine. It's Ducky something that's taking the Banhammer hits. Deservedly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

212 Well At least the DD rage got them off the world ending white santa controversy

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

213 I haven't seen a single troll comment yet. Just hearing them get banhammered as they go by.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:29 PM (ZPrif)

214 GQ asked a question about sin, a religious concept. They received an answer based in Scripture. They also received a statement about loving one another and not condemning them for their actions. The former received the GLAAD treatment, the latter did not. Free speech does not mean that one may not pay a consequence for their speech. No matter how asinine the criticism may be. A&E is fully within their rights to make decisions with regard to how they conduct business and, frankly, that applies to crappy decisions as well. They have cowered to the smallest, most radical element of an already very small minority of Americans who, in all likelihood, watch very little A&E programming to begin with. The Robertsons were rich in love, in business, and in faith before the Duck Dynasty series and will continue to remain so long after it ends. Perhaps more so.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

215 EDIT: GABE WILL BE TYPING OUT HIS MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WEAK SAUCE WITH HIS JUNK TOMORROW

Posted by: DUCK'S REVENGE at December 18, 2013 07:29 PM (Cs2tJ)

216 Trolling is a product of repressed homosexuality. It's science.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:30 PM (MMC8r)

217 Gotta reload fast to see a soon-to-be banhammered remark; I'd say the last one lasted less than 10 seconds.

Posted by: PabloD at December 18, 2013 07:30 PM (U2xU2)

218 Flatbush - They're being stepped on *very* quickly. The Banhammer is swift and certain tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

219 209 Are the posts from Mike Hammer original or troll-busted? Posted by: eman -------------- Mine are mine. It's Ducky something that's taking the Banhammer hits. Deservedly. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 11:28 PM (aDwsi) I see. I just saw a Ducky post and saw it disappear. Interesting how the content and timing worked out.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2013 07:31 PM (EWsrI)

220 211 I haven't seen a single troll comment yet. Just hearing them get banhammered as they go by. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 11:29 PM (ZPrif) It's divine intervention, I tell ya.'

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:31 PM (JQuNB)

221 Famous Belgians? Jacky Ickx. He won the 24 Hours of LeMans 6 times. He also achieved eight wins and 25 podium finishes in Formula One, and is a former winner of the Dakar Rally.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 18, 2013 07:31 PM (8SsiG)

222 YOU FELLA'S PLAY WITH THE BAM HAMMER' MUCH?

Posted by: DUCK'S REVENGE at December 18, 2013 07:32 PM (Cs2tJ)

223 Somebody got multiple IPS access. Let the games begin.

Posted by: Meremortal, s at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (1Y+hH)

224 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:29 PM (DmNpO) Excellent. I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (JQuNB)

225 I want to see BlazeTV and MavTV get in more homes, be awesome if DD went to one of them. But they can't pay what A&E can pay.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (ZPrif)

226 Clean up on aisle 219?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (5J54Q)

227 Duck said something about loving the cock, but I didn't quite catch it....that's what he said, right?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (MMC8r)

228 Belgium invented the concept "grower, not a shower"

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (EWsrI)

229 69 Hey y'all. Made it home. Video of the Bomber kids getting an early Christmas present - http://youtu.be/n3ZS5kBL4f0 Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (G8OL9) Is it wrong that I was yelling at the kids to shake the present hard to see if it rattled?

What would you have done if they had chosen to open the other present? Stayed in there until Christmas? Seriously, gotta go. Allergies are acting up, need a tissue.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 18, 2013 07:33 PM (N/cFh)

230 The thing is this They want to change the subject Their boy king is a fraud They have to find a shiny object to distract, or womyn in binders deprived of tampons and birth control

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

231 ...aaaand it's gone. Someone gave TBH3000 a tune-up recently. I've never seen it work that fast.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:34 PM (5J54Q)

232 Posted by: DUCK'S REVENGE at December 18, 2013 11:32 PM (Cs2tJ) Hi, lil' Moby.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:34 PM (JQuNB)

233 They have to find a shiny object to distract, or womyn in binders deprived of tampons and birth control AKA, 'Boob bait for the bubbas.'

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:34 PM (MMC8r)

234 Southern Discomfort: U.S. Army seeks removal of Lee, Â‘StonewallÂ’ Jackson honors: Revisionist history would remove portraits of Confederate legends http://bit.ly/1gFPM1Q

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

235 172 cthulhu, RWC and Vendette,

The POS was deferred for another year. Very stressful morning. I actually forgot how stressful it really is sitting with the Board and facing the him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 18, 2013 11:17 PM (W3UHW)

I'm not sure I get his being deferred for another year....did they recalendar it for 2014?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 07:35 PM (T1005)

236 I don't watch TV. Since like 1998. I am somewhat familiar with these "Duck" people 'cause I read this blog and I shop at Walmart. Sue me. I have yet to see the quote that has set off all this nonsense...

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

237 Clean up on aisle 219? Posted by: Captain Whitebread Not guilty, and long-timer.

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 07:35 PM (1Y+hH)

238 Excellent. I couldn't agree more. *** thanks HB

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

239 @GeraldoRivera Suspending Duck Dynasty guy for anti-gay remarks is ridiculous and excessive. It's like suspending someone on South Park or Sponge Bob

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 07:35 PM (bCEmE)

240 Penis isn't a food group, Duck.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:36 PM (MMC8r)

241 I always thought it was odd that liberals say shit like "Wouldn't it be funny if Rick Santorum or whoever was actually gay?" But isn't being gay (in their minds) a wonderful healthy lifestyle? So they are really asking "Wouldn't it be funny if Rick Santorum was something good and wonderful?" A statement like "Wouldn't it be funny if the war monger was actually a coward/chickenhawk?" makes sense because a coward is an intrinsically bad thing. Their statements regarding gays only makes sense if they believe homosexuality is an intrinsically bad thing (which it is).

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:36 PM (zeV2E)

242 so, wtfip?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 07:36 PM (rDidD)

243 Bomber vid. Coolest thing I've seen in a month. Merry Christmas.

Posted by: dogfish at December 18, 2013 07:37 PM (nsOJa)

244 228 Posted by: DUCK'S REVENGE at December 18, 2013 11:32 PM (Cs2tJ)

Sadly the troll is FUBAR, a former regular here. He got banned for something, begged his way back in, and then very quickly got banned again. A cautionary tale for those who don't learn from experience.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 18, 2013 07:37 PM (pAlYe)

245 Geraldo is such a turd with no self awareness

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 18, 2013 07:37 PM (uOV6o)

246 ah, it's a moby

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 18, 2013 07:37 PM (ZPrif)

247 Bomber: Welcome Home. Thank You!

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (JMmQ9)

248 Does that mean Geraldo is important art?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

249 226 The thing is this They want to change the subject Their boy king is a fraud They have to find a shiny object to distract, or womyn in binders deprived of tampons and birth control Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 11:34 PM (zOTsN) Speaking of such, the company that provides health insurance for my employer just sent me a "Dear eman" letter.

Posted by: eman at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (EWsrI)

250 Not guilty, and long-timer. Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 11:35 PM (1Y+hH) Ducky's remark was gone by the time I refreshed. The Banhammer, it is speedy tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (5J54Q)

251 212 GQ asked a question about sin, a religious concept. They received an answer based in Scripture. They also received a statement about loving one another and not condemning them for their actions. The former received the GLAAD treatment, the latter did not.

Free speech does not mean that one may not pay a consequence for their speech. No matter how asinine the criticism may be.

A&E is fully within their rights to make decisions with regard to how they conduct business and, frankly, that applies to crappy decisions as well. They have cowered to the smallest, most radical element of an already very small minority of Americans who, in all likelihood, watch very little A&E programming to begin with.

The Robertsons were rich in love, in business, and in faith before the Duck Dynasty series and will continue to remain so long after it ends. Perhaps more so.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:29 PM (DmNpO)

That's pretty much how I read it....except to also note the existence of "compelled speech", which is not free. You even hear it in Miranda warnings, "you have the right to remain silent...." GLAAD is knockin' on the door of trouble if their idea of public relations is to compel people to speak well of LGBT with themselves as the arbiter of what constitutes "well."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (T1005)

252 If I don't believe in the institution of Marriage being ordained by The Priesthood, I'm "Anti-Gay"?

...Bigots.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (lq3Ak)

253 237 It's not like the Left doesn't have deep contempt for a lot of the People of the Coalition they lionize.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (MMC8r)

254 It seems that "Duck's Revenge" is having pronoun trouble. This only ends one way.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 07:38 PM (FlRtG)

255 didn't someone kick geraldo out of iraq for giving away the position / route of some soldiers or Marines. I think he also said he would spit on michelle malkin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 07:39 PM (rDidD)

256 250 It seems that "Duck's Revenge" is having pronoun trouble. This only ends one way. Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 11:38 PM (FlRtG) FIRE!!!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:39 PM (5J54Q)

257 Posted by: Captain Whitebread a Of course, no prob.

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 07:39 PM (1Y+hH)

258 226 The thing is this

They want to change the subject

Their boy king is a fraud

They have to find a shiny object to distract, or womyn in binders deprived of tampons and birth control

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 11:34 PM (zOTsN)

Yup, and in their increasing desperation, they're forgetting to pick soft targets.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 07:40 PM (T1005)

259 Remember their big success with their Boycott Chik-Fil-A Day?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:41 PM (MMC8r)

260 Elmer Season?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 07:41 PM (IzrCU)

261 Yup, and in their increasing desperation, they're forgetting to pick soft targets. Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, so go after the number one rated show on television for following religious beliefs! win!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 07:41 PM (rDidD)

262 I posted this last night but it's worth taking another moment to re-post. Please consider performing a kindness. http://t.co/9sLlHyT2zA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:41 PM (DmNpO)

263 The Banhammer targets and fires quickly! Can I have it on my team in Halo 4?

...we need another sniper.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 07:41 PM (lq3Ak)

264 Remember their big success with their Boycott Chik-Fil-A Day?

I did, when I had lunch there this afternoon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 07:42 PM (JawqV)

265 256 Elmer Season? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 11:41 PM (IzrCU) Fiddler crab season.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:42 PM (5J54Q)

266 Nicely done, Bomber. Thank you.

Posted by: Piercello at December 18, 2013 07:42 PM (P4dpU)

267 Banhammer - Running straight, hot, and normal

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:43 PM (aDwsi)

268 What will Walmart choose to do. They are reported to have generated 50% of the Four Hundred Million Dollars of Duck Dynasty revenue ...

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 07:43 PM (5Q1ZU)

269 It's not you; it's us.

Posted by: eman's insurer at December 18, 2013 07:43 PM (YQUIz)

270 Phil could have run off with a mallard drake to build a loving cottage in the marsh and gotten HUGE praise and his own show.

Posted by: Tommy Dorsey at December 18, 2013 07:43 PM (0Ltoz)

271
Damn. You don't even hear the big assed capacitors charging up before firing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2013 07:44 PM (MBqvE)

272 GLAAD is knockin' on the door of trouble if their idea of public relations is to compel people to speak well of LGBT with themselves as the arbiter of what constitutes "well." *** I remain utterly befuddled by the power wielded by so few. Such that companies will make decisions contrary to their own best interests.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:44 PM (DmNpO)

273 258 Thanks for the link. I've queued a post about it on our stations' Facebook pages.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:44 PM (5J54Q)

274 "Duck's Revenge": If you lick your thumb and index finger, you can snuff out burning feathers a bit faster ... I saw this on TV ... on Saturdays ... a couple of times. There. I've helped. Captain W: heh.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 07:45 PM (FlRtG)

275 Duck reminds me of the time Daffy took the blast to the face and when the smoke cleared he had his beak on backwards.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 07:46 PM (MMC8r)

276 Damn. You don't even hear the big assed capacitors charging up before firing. ---------------------- Rumored to be COIL technology now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

277 He got banned for something, begged his way back in, and then very quickly got banned again. A cautionary tale for those who don't learn from experience.
I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link and yard by yard! I gartered it on of my own free will and by my own free will, I wore it!

Posted by: the ghost of christoph past at December 18, 2013 07:46 PM (YQUIz)

278 Of course, in Washington, DC, it's always Dirty Skunk Season.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 07:46 PM (5J54Q)

279
It seems like such a strange decision for A and E as I suspect that family will stick together. They could have just as easily used one of those statements seen before infomercials..."this does not reflect the views..blah blah blah".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 07:47 PM (MaP11)

280 "For shame Doc! Using an elephant gun."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 07:47 PM (IzrCU)

281 230 Southern Discomfort: U.S. Army seeks removal of Lee, Â‘StonewallÂ’ Jackson honors: Revisionist history would remove portraits of Confederate legends http://bit.ly/1gFPM1Q Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:35 PM (DmNpO) ------------------------------------ The Red Guards of the Cultural Revolution never rest. I hate them. I really do.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 07:47 PM (dfYL9)

282 The perceived power of the left is an illusion. They're vastly outnumbered and only seem larger due to media influence and voter fraud. No wonder create crisis after crisis to distract attention from this fact. They need to be called on this and stopped now.

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 07:47 PM (y27YU)

283 They are trying like hell to gin up the outrage machine. They are betting more people love Modern Family than Duck Dynasty

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

284 I wear the chain I forged in life! I made it link by link and yard by yard! I gartered it on of my own free will and by my own free will, I wore it! Posted by: the ghost ----------------------------- My favorite line. Thanks. I read the story every year at this time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

285 273: Nice seasonal post! I like it!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 18, 2013 07:48 PM (8SsiG)

286 Thanks for the link. I've queued a post about it on our stations' Facebook pages. *** thanks. Whether a vet or not, no dying man deserves to feel alone and abandoned during his last days. The fact that he is a Vet makes the need to remember him all the more important.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:48 PM (DmNpO)

287 That banhammer has a throbbing cock vein on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2013 07:48 PM (oFCZn)

288 I don't know if Mr/ Robertson reads Francois Fenelon (He was a Christian who was insulted and exiled for his beliefs: "Do not get angry about what people say. Let them talk while you try to do God's will. As to the will of other people, you could never come to the end of satisfying it, not is it worth the trouble. Silence, peace and union with God ought to comfort you whatever people may falsely say. You must be friendly to them without counting on their friendship. They come and go. Let them, go...they are like chaff scattered by the wind." "Bearing Insults" from "The Royal way of the Cross." Fenelon is much more spiritually advanced than I may ever be but with God all things are possible. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 07:49 PM (BC6cY)

289 275 It seems like such a strange decision for A and E as I suspect that family will stick together. They could have just as easily used one of those statements seen before infomercials..."this does not reflect the views..blah blah blah". Their higher-ups at the network are probably inoculated from the need to make profit (like all successful leftists) and have been looking for an excuse to dump a show they were always uncomfortable with. These are the same people who didn't want them praying in Jesus's name.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:49 PM (zeV2E)

290 Damn. You don't even hear the big assed capacitors charging up before firing.

Must have been upgraded with graphene supercapacitors.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 07:49 PM (JawqV)

291 member their big success with their Boycott Chik-Fil-A Day? Once the Coffee Party latches onto this Duck Dynasty thing, it'll start to snowball.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 07:50 PM (0OXyq)

292 Nice seasonal post! I like it! Posted by: puddleglum ------------------ What the Dickens does it mean?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

293

They are betting more people love Modern Family than Duck Dynasty

I suspect thats not a good bet. People hate thuggish acts. See Chik-Fil-A.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 18, 2013 07:50 PM (8SsiG)

294 "And here is my next oeuvre - I call it, "Le Turde". You'll note that it's both organic and artistically significant - especially when I 'organically' create it in front of the Modern Art Museum downtown." Thank you, Maet. You reminded me that I'd better take my beagle outside, or she might do a "Work of Art" on the carpet. She's a regular Picasso. She calls her style "Organic Expressionism".

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 07:50 PM (AtSBz)

295 276 "For shame Doc! Using an elephant gun." Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 11:47 PM (IzrCU) "You do and I'll give you SUCH a pinch!"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 07:50 PM (5J54Q)

296 "287 member their big success with their Boycott Chik-Fil-A Day? Once the Coffee Party latches onto this Duck Dynasty thing, it'll start to snowball." Is that anything like a lemon party?

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:50 PM (zeV2E)

297 wwe says santa is white, but then show's black santa in a comercial. help me fake jesus, help me

Posted by: vince at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (hqVUe)

298 264 What will Walmart choose to do. My brother is gay. I love him dearly. He opposes gay marriage and most of what's currently termed "the gay rights movement." He says, "All I want is for people to recognize that I'm a good person. I don't want my sexuality to be brought in to that. That's a private matter. The gay rights people are making a huge mistake--they want to force people to agree with them." I agree entirely.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (JQuNB)

299 230 Southern Discomfort: U.S. Army seeks removal of Lee, Â‘StonewallÂ’ Jackson honors: Revisionist history would remove portraits of Confederate legends http://bit.ly/1gFPM1Q Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:35 PM (DmNpO) Hmmm....wonder what VMI will do with that big ole statue of him?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (bCEmE)

300 Maet, I use old Windows computer to work from home with and have a Mac for my use. Every day this week I have lost my connection on this Mac, I think IÂ’m using too many things on the one router. I have two Windows computers, Mac laptop, iPad & iPhone. Oh & there is a nine year old desktop upstairs with the modem & router in that room. I havenÂ’t turned that one on in ages.

Posted by: Carol at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (z4WKX)

301 Not quite in the same vein as the story about Lee and Jackson, but here in Jax, after nearly 60 years, Nathan Bedford Forrest High School is being renamed. It's been a long time coming but the facts surrounding his life are being reported differently depending upon who's doing the reporting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (DmNpO)

302 Must have been upgraded with graphene supercapacitors. Posted by: Blanco Basura ------------- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_oxygen_iodine_laser

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

303 It's like suspending someone on South Park or Sponge Bob Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2013 11:35 PM (bCEmE)
Squidward is in favor of suspension.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2013 07:51 PM (VpMO0)

304 'Another reader offers an even more high-minded defence: "I haven't evaluated your work closely enough to say it's a great piece, " ' Um, since it came out of the artist's cooter I don't think anyone should examine it too closely. Might catch something nasty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (AtSBz)

305 Must have been upgraded with graphene supercapacitors. Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 11:49 PM (JawqV) I heard it was an Illudium PU-236 Explosive Space ModulaTOR.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (5J54Q)

306 I remain utterly befuddled by the power wielded by so few. Such that companies will make decisions contrary to their own best interests. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:44 PM (DmNpO) The buy-in in the liberal world is total. Minorities are no longer equal, they are supernatural.

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (1Y+hH)

307 Next they will have the stars of Modern Family weigh in, and flood the zone. Then the emperor will go on tv and make a holiday speech about it being the season for tolerance and compassion They will cling to this like a life preserver

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (zOTsN)

308 288: Marley had more character than christoph ever did.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (8SsiG)

309 Megyn Kelly on her show tonight - about Phil Robertson / Duck Dynasty story: http://tinyurl.com/lhvwj5n

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (5Q1ZU)

310 "You do and I'll give you SUCH a pinch!"
You're dethpicable!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (YQUIz)

311 "You do and I'll give you SUCH a pinch!" DO NOT be within reach of the elephant when the mouse is let loose.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 07:52 PM (FlRtG)

312 Evening everyone!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 07:53 PM (lr3d7)

313 258 I posted this last night but it's worth taking another moment to re-post. Please consider performing a kindness. http://t.co/9sLlHyT2zA Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:41 PM (DmNpO) ---------------------------------------- I saw that one and passed it on to my son. Son has done volunteer work at the VA near here and really loves old vets. He wrote Mr. Harrison a card today!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 07:54 PM (dfYL9)

314 You're dethpicable! Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2013 11:52 PM (YQUIz) I yam what I yam.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 07:54 PM (5J54Q)

315 294 264 What will Walmart choose to do.

My brother is gay. I love him dearly.

He opposes gay marriage and most of what's currently termed "the gay rights movement." He says, "All I want is for people to recognize that I'm a good person. I don't want my sexuality to be brought in to that. That's a private matter. The gay rights people are making a huge mistake--they want to force people to agree with them."

I agree entirely.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 11:51 PM (JQuNB)

Well, he's doing well so far -- he sounds like a good person.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 07:55 PM (T1005)

316 Hey Colorado Alex, Did you go to that meetup I heard something about?

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 07:55 PM (1Y+hH)

317 281 273: Nice seasonal post! I like it!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 18, 2013 11:48 PM (8SsiG)

True, it's seasonal. Nevertheless, it'd be a far more realistic of a christoph post to end with a non-sequitur of, "x-tians r dumb lolz."

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 18, 2013 07:56 PM (e4elg)

318 I heard it was an Illudium PU-236 Explosive Space ModulaTOR.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
-------------------------------

I have three for sale on Armslist for anybody who wants one.

Priced to sell. Free shipping!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

319 "A&E is fully within their rights to make decisions with regard to how they conduct business and, frankly, that applies to crappy decisions as well. They have cowered to the smallest, most radical element of an already very small minority of Americans who, in all likelihood, watch very little A&E programming to begin with.

The Robertsons were rich in love, in business, and in faith before the Duck Dynasty series and will continue to remain so long after it ends. Perhaps more so. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:29 PM (DmNpO)"

If wrongful termination can be proven (religious discrimination) then AandE are NOT within their rights.

Can't wait to see if Duck Dynasty sues/quits.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 18, 2013 07:56 PM (KL49F)

320 Silent Majority ? Not so much anymore. People can only take so much lying and B.S.

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 07:56 PM (y27YU)

321 230 Southern Discomfort: U.S. Army seeks removal of Lee, Â‘StonewallÂ’ Jackson honors: Revisionist history would remove portraits of Confederate legends Peaceful Secession was never illegal in the Constitution... and still isn't. No one ever points out that secession was a perfectly logical option in 1860. There was no real expectation that getting out of the union was like getting out of the mafia. They were wrong on slavery but correct on the legality of the argument.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 07:56 PM (zeV2E)

322 I saw that one and passed it on to my son. Son has done volunteer work at the VA near here and really loves old vets. He wrote Mr. Harrison a card today! *** Thanks. I bought him a card today too. I've made a note to mail it tomorrow so it will reach him by Christmas.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:56 PM (DmNpO)

323 Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 11:52 PM (zOTsN) Yep; I think you're right. A lousy economy, potential war in the Mideast, Obamacare tanking and President Civility will weigh in on what happens on A&E.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 07:57 PM (BC6cY)

324 Evening all. Ian WatkinsÂ’ parents told last night of their anger toward their son, saying they want to Â‘knock him aroundÂ’ in his prison cell. John Davies, 53, and his wife Elaine, 60, were too distressed to go to court to see their son sentenced yesterday and have instead focused their sympathy on his victims. Â‘I could cheerfully spend an hour knocking him around a cell,Â’ Mr Davies, a Baptist minister, told the Mail. Nice start. I would have tortured him first before I put him to death.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 07:57 PM (Q6HBD)

325 Priced to sell. Free shipping! Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 11:56 PM (4Mv1T) Throw in an Acme Disintegration Pistol and you have a deal.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 07:57 PM (5J54Q)

326 "I posted this last night but it's worth taking another moment to re-post. Please consider performing a kindness.

http://t.co/9sLlHyT2z"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:41 PM (DmNpO)

Mr. Calvin Harrison should not be feeling "down", nor forgotten this Christmas season. How an Honored Warrior like this should slip through the cracks is upon us all to recognize.

I'll pray for Mr. Harrison tonight. I will also send him a card. It seems so little to promise, but I will.

I don't send but a few cards, because I am male; yet I'm also responsible for "Our Loss of Tradition" ...in many ways.

Emails just aren't the same, but I've become accustomed to them. Again, I'm a dude.

Thank you, NDH for costing me a grand-total of thirty minutes of my time. It is, absolutely, the least I can do. ...and worth every minute.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 07:57 PM (lq3Ak)

327 When are we going to have a reality show with a Muslim family and really get the sparks flying?

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 07:57 PM (1Y+hH)

328 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_oxygen_iodine_laser

It is capable of output power scaling up to megawatts in continuous mode.

Is it too late to send a letter to all the colors of Santa?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 07:58 PM (JawqV)

329 And his fans.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 07:58 PM (Q6HBD)

330 If wrongful termination can be proven (religious discrimination) then AandE are NOT within their rights. Can't wait to see if Duck Dynasty sues/quits. *** The defense will be that he was placed on suspension due to potential impacts to their business caused by his statement. Not because of the statement itself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 07:59 PM (DmNpO)

331 Meremortal, I did. It was a great time and I can't wait until the Spring meetup.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 07:59 PM (lr3d7)

332 I knew I could count on the horde to step up. You guys and gals are simply the best.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 08:00 PM (DmNpO)

333 Meremortal, I did. It was a great time and I can't wait until the Spring meetup. Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 11:59 PM (lr3d7) Cool. I think I was about 10 minutes away playing a gig, but never could get the yahoo group thing to play ball with me. How many came?

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 08:00 PM (1Y+hH)

334 315 "AE is fully within their rights to make
decisions with regard to how they conduct business and, frankly, that
applies to crappy decisions as well. They have cowered to the smallest,
most radical element of an already very small minority of Americans who,
in all likelihood, watch very little AE programming to begin with.

The Robertsons were rich in love, in business, and in faith before
the Duck Dynasty series and will continue to remain so long after it
ends. Perhaps more so.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:29 PM (DmNpO)"

If wrongful termination can be proven (religious discrimination) then AandE are NOT within their rights.

Can't wait to see if Duck Dynasty sues/quits.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 18, 2013 11:56 PM (KL49F)

Typical show-business contracts have clauses which basically say, "if we, the studio, are embarrassed by you, we can give you the bounce." A&E are probably within their contract rights. Further, other family members quitting are potentially subject to a lawsuit from A&E for breach of contract.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 08:01 PM (T1005)

335 Biden is a creep. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if he and his wife have an 'arrangement'. Hell, there's probably a sex tape hidden somewhere that he shot of himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 08:01 PM (lr3d7)

336 I have three for sale on Armslist for anybody who wants one. Priced to sell. Free shipping! Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 11:56 PM (4Mv1T) Sorry. I read the reviews. You promised a earth shattering Kaboom..and there was no Eath shattering Kaboom!

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:01 PM (Q6HBD)

337 "Sorry. I read the reviews. You promised a earth shattering Kaboom..and there was no Eath shattering Kaboom!"

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 19, 2013 12:01 AM (Q6HBD)

...you forgot to add milk.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:03 PM (lq3Ak)

338 There were eight of us in total. Mindy, her hubby, Warbler, Rightlysouther, WestminsterDogShow, and I forget the other two's screen names.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 08:03 PM (lr3d7)

339 If wrongful termination can be proven (religious discrimination) then AandE are NOT within their rights.

Can't wait to see if Duck Dynasty sues/quits.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl

Entertainment contracts are purely at the discretion of the employer. Discrimination suits have a very high bar to clear in that field, as in nigh impossible. It's one of the few industries that aren't subject to the 'guilty until proven innocent' standard of employment law.

Think about it; if an actor/entertainer could sue over discrimination, all casting would be result in lawsuits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 08:03 PM (B0gqn)

340 Watch Fox get Leno and Duck Dynasty soon

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 08:03 PM (4JkHl)

341 As a staunch I have to disagree vehemently with those dumbass pollsters' conclusions. I simply loooooove Barack Obama's BLACK half and commend his black half's suave coolness, panache, chutzpah, and his skill in somehow getting himself elected president a mere 148 years after about 320,000 Republican men died freeing his racial brethren. A lesser man surely would not have made it this far whilst encased in lighter skin. On the other hand, I simply hate Barack Obama's lying, communist, incompetent, goat-felching, law-breaking WHITE half with the fiery heat of a trillion red giant supernovae and fervently pray daily that soon he will be formally impeached, tried, removed from office, then tried again for treqson and sentenced by a jury of his peers to be castrated, boiled lightly in oil, stuffed into a burlap sack filled with feral cats, and after the bag is beaten with sticks to piss off the cats, I wish for him to be removed, placed into an iron maiden filled with hungry rats, then shot at dawn, then hanged, drawn and quartered, wrapped in pigshit, then melted to his component atoms, which would then be mixed with concrete and transported via time machine to that point just before the Big Bang, whereupon his remains would be jetissoned into that infinitely dense, infinitely hot, infinitely tiny point in space from which the Universe would shortly issue, as the just reward for his crimes.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2013 08:03 PM (8+xjO)

342 Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 11:56 PM (4Mv1T) What are you selling?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 08:04 PM (JQuNB)

343 The thing about the Belch... They make a HELL of a Waffle..... Posted by: Truck Monkey I worked in a nice restaurant when younger for 9 years. They had a great brunch but I only ate a Belgian waffle once there and still haven't eaten one since. The constant smell every Sunday....blecchhhh, put me off for life. Of course the free drinks when we were done (start of the rest. workers weekend) never put me off drinking, go figure.

Posted by: The Farmer at December 18, 2013 08:04 PM (eBupg)

344 Geraldo is such a turd with no self awareness

I would accept that as an axiom.

Posted by: Spock at December 18, 2013 08:04 PM (2vl2+)

345 Forgot to post the link to the Forrest High story. http://bit.ly/J6NoT2

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 08:04 PM (DmNpO)

346 Howdy ho Moron Horde!

So it looks like I'll be heading back to the midwest in early January. The parents have been blissfully (or not, depending on which one you ask) wed for 50 years on the 4th of January, and the sisters are throwing a shindig. I plan on showing up unannounced around the 3rd or so.

I'll be departing the Raleigh area on the 2nd as early as I can get on the road, taking I-40 west to Memphis (why you ask? To avoid the PRoI) and then northward on the MO side of the Big Muddy to StL, then westward once more on I70 to KC and northward from there. My plans are to drive to fatigue on the 2nd, rest overnight and finish up on the 3rd.

This means I'll be passing through the KCMO vicinity the afternoon of the 3rd, which is a Friday. We've discussed this to distraction, and now here's a chance. Who wants to get together for (something) on the 3rd in the KCMO area? One of you locals will have to take point on this, I'm just providing motivation.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:05 PM (xa1/W)

347 Regarding A&E and a business decision.. I can either go 9 or 16 or 22 minutes in the car to get a hate sammich with racist waffle fries. Their bark is WAYYYY worse than the bite.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:05 PM (Q6HBD)

348 Further, other family members quitting are potentially subject to a lawsuit from AE for breach of contract.
Posted by: cthulhu

Not if they go on air weekly talking about gays and Obamacare

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 08:05 PM (4JkHl)

349 Sorry. I read the reviews. You promised a earth shattering Kaboom..and there was no Eath shattering Kaboom! Posted by: RWC
_____________________

Those were the pre-recall Illudium PU-236 Explosive Space ModulaTORS.

Ours work.

Send cash or money order.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 08:06 PM (4Mv1T)

350 Adorably sweet, Bomber. Thanks for sharing.

How long did you have to wait in there?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 18, 2013 08:06 PM (ohV1B)

351 Watch Fox get Leno and Duck Dynasty soon *** FX Network

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 08:06 PM (DmNpO)

352 Posted by: Slapweasel at December 19, 2013 12:03 AM (lq3Ak) I used colored water. DAMMIT!!

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:07 PM (Q6HBD)

353
Yep the family doesn't have to quit, just reiterate what he said. No show can go on if the participants refuse to 'play ball'.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 08:07 PM (MaP11)

354 Our destruction of Megyn Kelly and neutering of Duck Dynasty should be a stark reminder to you Neanderthals the power we in the progressive left have over society.

Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 18, 2013 08:07 PM (FGZzl)

355 I have always suspected that Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Belgian. I can't prove it, but you can't prove they aren't. And frankly, if it looks like a Belgian, walks like a Belgian,....well,.....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 08:08 PM (dfYL9)

356 "I used colored water.

DAMMIT!!"

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 19, 2013 12:07 AM (Q6HBD)

You have to say "African-American" water, now. You were wrong in so many Statist ways.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:09 PM (lq3Ak)

357 Those were the pre-recall Illudium PU-236 Explosive Space ModulaTORS. Ours work. Send cash or money order. Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 19, 2013 12:06 AM (4Mv1T) I sent the money order and account info to your oppressed brother in Nigeria. Awaiting shipment.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:09 PM (Q6HBD)

358 341 Forgot to post the link to the Forrest High story.
http://bit.ly/J6NoT2
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 12:04 AM (DmNpO)
Maybe they will call it Mandela High.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2013 08:09 PM (VpMO0)

359 You promised a earth shattering Kaboom..and there was no Eath shattering Kaboom!" ---------------- I'm pretty sure that was the ad for male enhancement pills..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:09 PM (aDwsi)

360 RWC: You promised a earth shattering Kaboom..and there was no Eath shattering Kaboom! ... you have forgotten the essence of Kaboom: depression.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 08:09 PM (FlRtG)

361 344 Further, other family members quitting are potentially subject to a lawsuit from AE for breach of contract.

Posted by: cthulhu

Not if they go on air weekly talking about gays and Obamacare

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2013 12:05 AM (4JkHl)

Nah, that'd all get left on the cutting-room floor. Instead, I suspect that they could just call "Out!" magazine and say, "I'd like to come by your offices for an interview.....it would be a blessing if I could start leading some of your folks to The Light."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 08:10 PM (T1005)

362 More liberal artistic expression http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/15693/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

363 Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 19, 2013 12:03 AM (lr3d7) Awesome, thanks!

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 08:10 PM (1Y+hH)

364 "... you have forgotten the essence of Kaboom:

depression."

Posted by: Arbalest at December 19, 2013 12:09 AM (FlRtG)

...and milk.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:11 PM (lq3Ak)

365
Those were the pre-recall Illudium PU-236 Explosive Space ModulaTORS.

Ours work.

Send cash or money order.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 19, 2013 12:06 AM (4Mv1T)

Pfffft!

Exile Machine has a NY-legal phased plasma rifle in the works.

http://tinyurl.com/q3lwznp

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2013 08:11 PM (MBqvE)

366 I'm so used to lurking, I forget to post. That and catching up on nine months of internet video.

GGE, if you get over your irrational fear of Illinois Nazis, I'm in Sterling. Should be a shorter route home.

CM, about what was shown. I think I cut out about 40 seconds of them talking.

I was a little surprised by their reaction - I did not know an 8 year old (at least that one) was capable of tears of joy. Two days later, and he still chokes up watching the video.

It's good to be missed. It's better to be home.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:11 PM (G8OL9)

367 Capt Whitebread. You've started a Warner Bros Meme on the ONT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 08:11 PM (4Mv1T)

368 It's better to be home. Your children obviously agree.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 08:13 PM (JQuNB)

369 350 Our destruction of Megyn Kelly and neutering of Duck Dynasty should be a stark reminder to you Neanderthals the power we in the progressive left have over society. Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 12:07 AM (FGZzl) I know that's snark, but damn! Why do they buckle under? Duck Dynasty kicks the hell in ratings. Fox kills in ratings. Majority of Dems don't spend money in the usual way..why are they so scared.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:13 PM (Q6HBD)

370 DC can you provide more details on the stand off? Do you k ow what set the guy off? Did he hurt someone?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 18, 2013 08:13 PM (RZ8pf)

371 This Duck dude....I wouldn't be surprised if this whole thing is staged. He knew this shit would blow up all over the internet. But if it is the case, he went just a little too far. Or maybe not. He may be fired, but his shit will probably get a 20% boost in sales and right before Christmas. It's pretty fucking brilliant marketing.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2013 08:14 PM (JtqMs)

372 Duck season!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:14 PM (YQUIz)

373
You have to say "African-American" water, now. You were wrong in so many Statist ways.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 19, 2013 12:09 AM (lq3Ak)

African-American water, keep on rollin'
Mississippi moon won't you.......ah, shit, that don't work.

Posted by: The Doobie Brothers at December 18, 2013 08:14 PM (MBqvE)

374 I got a surly teenager to haul to school in the AM

Adios muchachos.

And welcome home Bomber.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2013 08:15 PM (4Mv1T)

375 "It's good to be missed. It's better to be home."

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:11 AM (G8OL9)

I'm going to quote that again and again and again and again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:15 PM (lq3Ak)

376 GGE, if you get over your irrational fear of Illinois Nazis, I'm in Sterling. Should be a shorter route home.

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:11 AM (G8OL9)

It would be, but Illinois does not recognize my NC CCW and I go equipped. It's a pain in the ass to find a place to pull over in StL to disarm before crossing the border.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:15 PM (xa1/W)

377 149,000 people on Facebook for boycott of A&E ... And counting

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (5Q1ZU)

378 ... you have forgotten the essence of Kaboom: depression. Posted by: Arbalest at December 19, 2013 12:09 AM (FlRtG) Have a couple of sheds full of it. I hate this time of year (weather/sun cycle)

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (Q6HBD)

379 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 19, 2013 12:14 AM (JtqMs) Or maybe he just meant what he said, cow man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (BC6cY)

380 Bomber are you home for good now? Thank God youÂ’re here. Carol

Posted by: Carol at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (z4WKX)

381 I know that's snark, but damn! Why do they buckle under? Duck Dynasty kicks the hell in ratings. Fox kills in ratings. I don't think these Duck people will "buckle under" to Mamon. It's going to be an interesting media conversation after they tell AE, very politely, to go fuck themselves. 7E

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (JQuNB)

382 heh...actually, heading west it would be somewhere in IN that I'd have to pull over and disarm, which isn't so bad. IIRC there's a rest stop on the IL side just before you get to the border.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (xa1/W)

383 I'm not going to bother with the NRO link as it's not an Obamacare ad like the Pajama Hipster Douche one, but Obamacare has a drag queens' ad out now too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:17 PM (YQUIz)

384 363 Capt Whitebread. You've started a Warner Bros Meme on the ONT. (Chews on carrot) "Ain't I a stinker?"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 08:18 PM (5J54Q)

385 It's sad reading this place. Most of the readers here still do not comprehend the power over society we on the left have. Many facets of society and some of your conservative heroes are controlled by us. Some of the leaders you admire, misdirect you and help our side win.

We on the left are playing 20 dimensional chess, while you on the right are still playing checkers. Your naivete and blogs like this that are deceiving you make our job so much easier to win.

Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 18, 2013 08:18 PM (FGZzl)

386 egh...on the IN side just before you get to the border...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:19 PM (xa1/W)

387 "This Duck dude....I wouldn't be surprised if this whole thing is staged. He knew this shit would blow up all over the internet. But if it is the case, he went just a little too far.

Or maybe not. He may be fired, but his shit will probably get a 20% boost in sales and right before Christmas.

It's pretty fucking brilliant marketing."

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 19, 2013 12:14 AM (JtqMs)

I'm Captain Cynical, but that isn't what happened. I'd be willing to bet Good Money on it.

I'd have no idea how to prove -or- or disprove it, but I'd throw down enough to make it "uncomfortable" for myself and many families across these Great United States of America.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:19 PM (lq3Ak)

388 Paging Mr Bergeron.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:19 PM (JawqV)

389 (Chews on carrot)
"Ain't I a stinker?"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 19, 2013 12:18 AM (5J54Q)

You KNOW of course that this means war!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:19 PM (xa1/W)

390 >>> It would be, but Illinois does not recognize my NC CCW and I go equipped.

Illinois doesn't recognize my FL either. I'm still equipped.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:20 PM (G8OL9)

391 ObamacareÂ’s Â“Piece of MindÂ” The White HouseÂ’s official Twitter feed sent out this paragon of intellectualism that proves once and for all who all where all the Â“smart kids workÂ” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4419 Photoshop: http://twitpic.com/doz5ko

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2013 08:20 PM (Vk2pI)

392 Sorry about all the white space. Does this mean barrel?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 18, 2013 08:20 PM (JQuNB)

393 381, haha, ok who is this? Hi ont!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 08:20 PM (vgd4f)

394 12 Posts of Christmas, 2013 (Day 6) Christmas Pugs! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4447

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2013 08:20 PM (Vk2pI)

395 'Night TR

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (aDwsi)

396 >>> Bomber are you home for good now?

One more trip, scheduled to start next October. Assuming Karzai doesn't fuck it all away between now and then.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (G8OL9)

397 Harrison Bergeron to "The Barrel", por favor.

Queremos su occupacion en el barrel.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (lq3Ak)

398 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 12:18 AM (FGZzl) Wow; I'm just so skeeeeeered!! LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (BC6cY)

399 Here's hoping Phil Robertson doesn't ruin things by apologizing.

Posted by: whoever at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (zu9Ee)

400 373 149,000 people on Facebook for boycott of A&E ... And counting Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 19, 2013 12:17 AM (5Q1ZU) I guarantee thise 149k tweens never watched DD or spend their allowance on DD merchandise.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (Q6HBD)

401 388 Sorry about all the white space. Does this mean barrel? Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 19, 2013 12:20 AM (JQuNB) Acme Disintegration Pistols at 20 paces.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 08:21 PM (5J54Q)

402 Hey the guy left college on a scholarship beating out Terry Bradshaw to go duck hunting, I don't really think he gives a crap about an A and E "indefinite suspension".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 08:22 PM (MaP11)

403 Evenin', Miss Lou!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 08:22 PM (JawqV)

404 381 Can't Beat Off please beat feet.

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 08:23 PM (y27YU)

405 399 Hi Blanco

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 08:23 PM (vgd4f)

406 One more trip, scheduled to start next October. Assuming Karzai doesn't fuck it all away between now and then. Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:21 AM (G8OL9 Damn Bomber, everytime it is 'one more trip!' When was the last time you were stateside? You were here recently right?

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:23 PM (Q6HBD)

407 Bomber, welcome home. Cannot believe how big Bomber Jr and Bomberette have gotten. Now if you'll excuse me, i need to do something about my allergies.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 18, 2013 08:23 PM (I7OdG)

408 You KNOW of course that this means war! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 19, 2013 12:19 AM (xa1/W) Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 08:24 PM (5J54Q)

409 384 Paging Mr Bergeron. Posted by: The Barrel at December 19, 2013 12:19 AM (JawqV) Honestly, I don't know what happened there.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Deep in the Bowels of the Barreel at December 18, 2013 08:24 PM (JQuNB)

410 Illinois doesn't recognize my FL either. I'm still equipped.

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:20 AM (G8OL9)

so...lunch on the 3rd? Looking at the map it's still a bit out of the way, I'd be coming across I-64 if I was going that far north. Love ya like a brother Bomber, but I don't go through Chit-cago for any reason whatsoever.

And welcome home. Good to have you back.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:24 PM (xa1/W)

411 Honestly, I don't know what happened there. Posted by: Harrison Bergeron ----------------- That's what I they always say...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:25 PM (aDwsi)

412 Bomber - Home Again! Home Again! Merry Christmas to you and your family ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (jdRXP)

413 ♬ Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! ♫

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (YQUIz)

414 RWC, I came home in August on leave. This last trip started in March; before that I had three good years in Leavenworth (school, not prison) and about 8 months in and around DC.

This next one finishes up these orders, and then shore duty to 20. This time it really is "one more trip."

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (G8OL9)

415 407 Honestly, I don't know what happened there. Posted by: Harrison Bergeron ---------------- TWSS

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (5J54Q)

416 Four doors down and across the street. 2nd house on the right when you turn onto my street from the NDP side. Guy is a serious weirdo, always walking down the center of the road flying a RC helicopter. At 35 years old.

As soon as I heard, I knew it was him or maybe one or two other houses.

Who would have thought that there would be shots fired and a standoff on my street and it *wasn't* me? I wouldn't have taken that bet. Posted by: DC in Towson

A couple of years ago I had a weird guy, mid-thirty's, walking around at O dark thirty driving a RC car on the street in Falls Church. He got upset when I spotlighted him from my front door. He would have been really pissed to see what was in my other hand.

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (4JkHl)

417 "Honestly, I don't know what happened there." We know, we know. Everyone who goes in the barrel is innocent.

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (1Y+hH)

418 "Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 19, 2013 12:24 AM (5J54Q)

Obamacare?

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:26 PM (lq3Ak)

419 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2013 12:21 AM (BC6cY)

You should be scared at our power. Our coalition is growing, while your coalition is shrinking. Rural America is dying, while Urban America is growing. We on the progressive left own the future, you conservatives are the past.

Our agents that manipulate you will see to your political demise.

Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 18, 2013 08:27 PM (FGZzl)

420 ♬ Come into my shop and let me cut your mop... so daintily ♬

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:27 PM (YQUIz)

421 GGE, I'll be back in DC by May, if not sooner. I'm hoping there's another meetup there this summer. I messed up a mini one this past weekend.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:28 PM (G8OL9)

422 That boyÂ’s about as sharp as a bowling ball

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 08:28 PM (MaP11)

423 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 12:27 AM (FGZzl) Sock. Meh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 08:28 PM (BC6cY)

424 This isn't weird, but it was interesting. There's a field near the house where they fly RC aircraft, yesterday on the way to work there were two up that were brightly lit in a rainbow of colors just before full dark. The UFOlogists would have had a heart attack.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:29 PM (xa1/W)

425 Chances of Karzai and Kerry fucking it up are fairly high.

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 08:29 PM (4JkHl)

426 oh and NINE!!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 08:29 PM (jdRXP)

427 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 12:27 AM (FGZzl)

It is like The Evil is actually speaking The Truth!?!

...can you get The Pederast Harry Reid to actually speak the truth?

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:29 PM (lq3Ak)

428 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 12:18 AM (FGZzl) Wear pajamas Drink Hot Chocolate Troll, since there is no cock to be sucked by choice.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:29 PM (Q6HBD)

429 ♫Hey you!! Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next Yes you're next, you're so next ♫

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (brain fried with too much Saturday TV) at December 18, 2013 08:30 PM (5J54Q)

430 "oh and NINE!!!"

Posted by: Adriane... at December 19, 2013 12:29 AM (jdRXP)

Silly bastard. Trix are for kids.

..and Slapford J. Weasel

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:30 PM (lq3Ak)

431 On the Warner Bros meme, Maybe The Obamacare websites have gremlins.

http://tinyurl.com/mqpqg2v

Posted by: The Hickster at December 18, 2013 08:30 PM (TI3xG)

432 >>> Chances of Karzai and Kerry fucking it up are fairly high.

We can hope.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:31 PM (G8OL9)

433 I'm hoping there's another meetup there this summer. I messed up a mini one this past weekend.

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:28 AM (G8OL9)

I'm certain that the NoVa roonz and roonettez would be happy to put one on, and even though I normally avoid DC like the plague I'd make the trip for that. I just hope they find a place that has parking this time (broad hint).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:31 PM (xa1/W)

434 I wuv you, Bwunhilde!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:32 PM (YQUIz)

435 To hell with A&E and its fascist imposition of thought crime punishment.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (eSK7G)

436 398 Hey the guy left college on a scholarship beating out Terry Bradshaw to go duck hunting, I don't really think he gives a crap about an A and E "indefinite suspension". Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2013 12:22 AM (MaP11) Indeed. Phil Robertson is a man of high character. This won't phase him at all. Expect his family to be united with him and A&E to take a huge plunge in its ratings.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (5Q1ZU)

437 Yes, I know it. I can't help it.

Posted by: Wrong turn at Albuquerque at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (R6JT1)

438 hi all
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (9GG/0)

439 Gremlins or knob goblins, Hickster?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (YQUIz)

440 >>> I just hope they find a place that has parking this time (broad hint).

I've been to DC before. Pretty sure the closest parking is in your neighborhood.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (G8OL9)

441 424 RWC, be careful, do you know how to play 20 dimensional chess? I'm worried for you!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 08:33 PM (vgd4f)

442

If the politically correct douchenozzle powers that be are expecting the customary groveling apology tour from Uncle Si, I think they may be in for a long wait.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 18, 2013 08:34 PM (S11Oq)

443 Sorry, Adriane. I never mean those posts to be as "negatively imposing" as they are at times.

That ninth ~~step~~ beer is a doozy!

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:34 PM (lq3Ak)

444 It's lonely in the barrel, even when you're falsely incarcerated. FREE MUMIA!!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Deep in the Bowels of the Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:34 PM (JQuNB)

445 When did Bugs Bunny say, "ugh"?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:34 PM (YQUIz)

446 Go Pantsless
Drink Val-U-Rite
Post on the AoSHQ ONT
#getdrunk

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2013 08:35 PM (9GG/0)

447 One of my husband's employees is an expert crossbow hunter(ess). I've told him to be very courteous!

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:35 PM (zDsvJ)

448 The most shocking part of this story to me is the fact A&E is still around. I thought this show was on History Channel.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2013 08:35 PM (JtqMs)

449 440 It's lonely in the barrel, even when you're falsely incarcerated.

FREE MUMIA!!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Deep in the Bowels of the Barrel at December 19, 2013 12:34 AM (JQuNB)

Best not to make much noise in there lest something become aware of your presence in there.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2013 08:35 PM (LI48c)

450 The only good thing to come out of Belgium is beer.

Posted by: The Drinkin' Hat at December 18, 2013 08:35 PM (Vk2pI)

451

Coincidentally, AandE is running Duck Dynasty marathons tonight and tomorrow, lol

Posted by: concrete girl at December 18, 2013 08:35 PM (LhAqq)

452 Someone above in this ONT imagined Fox putting Leno and the Robertson duck family on the FX network. They would bring in HUGE ratings.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 08:36 PM (5Q1ZU)

453 Indeed. Phil Robertson is a man of high character. This won't phase him at all. Expect his family to be united with him and A&E to take a huge plunge in its ratings. Yep. (Am I still in the barrel?)

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Deep in the Bowels of the Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:36 PM (JQuNB)

454 BBL... maybe.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 18, 2013 08:36 PM (YQUIz)

455 Hi Y-not
sorry I missed your wave earlier
what is going on

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2013 08:36 PM (9GG/0)

456 >>> The only good thing to come out of Belgium is beer.

And BHPs.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:36 PM (G8OL9)

457 The only good thing to come out of Belgium is beer.

Posted by: The Drinkin' Hat

And Dr. Evil.

Wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 08:37 PM (B0gqn)

458 A & E may find their monetary situation to be in "arrears" after this action.

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 08:37 PM (y27YU)

459 The really sick part is he gay mafia trying to rewrite Christianity by saying it's "UnChristian" to say homosexuality is a sin.

I hope every Church this Sunday revisits what the Bible says about homosexuality.

I will say this though, let's keep this battle cultural and not political. I really don't want to see Republicans running on sexual morality.

Posted by: Uniden at December 18, 2013 08:37 PM (pS6g3)

460 From three days ago. Um, I was a late term something.
RE: Anna's and Yankeefifth's AOS Navy

Letters of Marque and Reprisal are required to be issued by a government to allow a ship to operate as a privateer in that country's name.

Can be very dicey for a small country. Better to join the world in calling them pirates while taking in a small percentage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 16,

fine. I move we sail for somalia and get some practice in on the locals.

After fine tuning we head for the south china sea and tow the liaoning back and convert it to tranny hotel in Thailand, by which I mean drop anchor and raise a rainbow flag, otherwise it is ready for customers.

hey it is getting towed one way or another us or the chicoms.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 16, 2013 11:27 PM (rDidD)

Yankeefifth, I think I found our pirate base of operations
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ambil-island

Too much competition dropping anchor in the Gulf of Thailand. Phuket to the left, Pattaya to the right and stuck in the middle of Bangkok on top.

As far as the island... two words, Typhoon Alley.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Nari_%282013%29

And one that occurred 6 weeks ago when I was even thinking of going to Cebu for two weeks off duty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon_Haiyan

No thank you I'll stay further inland. 5 years of WESTPAC was enough.

Trivia time: What was Bruce Dern's ships name in 'Silent Running'? No IMDB!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at December 18, 2013 08:38 PM (7af5N)

461 Oooh, chemjeff! So nice to "see" you. How's tricks?! I haven't read the thread yet, but I'd just like to say that I thoroughly enjoyed my week in Belgium, so much so that I briefly considered taking a job there. I found the people to be fun and interesting and the food and drink to be awesome.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:38 PM (zDsvJ)

462 437 424 RWC, be careful, do you know how to play 20 dimensional chess? I'm worried for you! Posted by: lous a girl at December 19, 2013 12:33 AM (vgd4f) Que?

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:38 PM (Q6HBD)

463 It's lonely in the barrel, even when you're falsely incarcerated.

You did what you did in the public eye, too late to grasp at straws of innocence. Now is the time for the one thing I can provide.

Shame.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:39 PM (JawqV)

464 >>> I really don't want to see Republicans running on sexual morality.

I want to see Phil Robertson in Congress.

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:39 PM (G8OL9)

465 "That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more."

Good night folks, on the morrow then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 08:39 PM (MaP11)

466 Acme Disintegration Pistols, "Brother when they disintegrate, they disintegrate!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 08:40 PM (Zm0GY)

467 Is it possible that the Duck Dynasty guy's suspension was due in part to the coarse language he used to express his distaste for homosexuality? Obviously I'm not defending the PC Police, but he is on a family network and what I read of his comment was pretty crass.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:40 PM (zDsvJ)

468
The only good thing to come out of Belgium is beer.

And BHPs.

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:36 AM (G8OL9)

FN-FALs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2013 08:41 PM (MBqvE)

469 ~~FREE~~ FRY MUMIA!! Posted by: Harrison --------------- FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:41 PM (aDwsi)

470 BTW, someone posted an island off the coast of Chile that was on the block?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at December 18, 2013 08:41 PM (7af5N)

471 Y'no, they used to call Louie "Water Louie." It could be because he liked to swim. Or it could be because he's Belgian. You be the judge.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 08:41 PM (dfYL9)

472 I've been to DC before. Pretty sure the closest parking is in your neighborhood.

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:33 AM (G8OL9)

Awfully long way to walk though...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:42 PM (xa1/W)

473 Silent Running? Valley Forge. Interior shots filmed aboard the actual mothballed USS Valley Forge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 08:42 PM (Zm0GY)

474 440 It's lonely in the barrel, even when you're falsely incarcerated.

FREE MUMIA!!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Deep in the Bowels of the Barrel at December 19, 2013 12:34 AM (JQuNB)

If loneliness is making you a fan of cop-killers, you can spend quite a while there.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 08:42 PM (T1005)

475 "Best not to make much noise in there lest something become aware of your presence in there."

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 12:35 AM (LI48c)

HAH! It is a cross between EA's "Dead Space" and live stand-up comedy.

-Be cautious.

-Know your audience.

-Have weapons ready.

-Get Out

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:42 PM (lq3Ak)

476 Good night, all. I'm off to Pizmo Beach (and all the clams I can eat). Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2013 08:42 PM (5J54Q)

477 Anyhoo, I just got back from a fun concert -- the Bar J Wranglers, a group of cowboy singers from Wyoming. Mmmm, cowboys and jeans. Bunk!

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:43 PM (zDsvJ)

478 Bottom line - Phil Robertson was Biblical in what he said. The haters don't like that, but it is so. This will be an interesting gut-check of sorts for America. We may well remember this as the beginning of something monumental. Off to bed now.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 18, 2013 08:43 PM (5Q1ZU)

479 Y-not, sounds like you had a great time in Belgium
where did you end up going?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2013 08:43 PM (9GG/0)

480 I really don't want to see Republicans running on sexual morality. I want to see Phil Robertson in Congress. Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:39 AM (G8OL9) There is a Senate contest in 11 months or so down thereÂ…

Posted by: The Bayou Hat at December 18, 2013 08:44 PM (Vk2pI)

481 459 It's lonely in the barrel, even when you're falsely incarcerated. You did what you did in the public eye, too late to grasp at straws of innocence. Now is the time for the one thing I can provide. Shame. Posted by: The Barrel at December 19, 2013 12:39 AM (JawqV) I ask not for justice, Sir, but for Grace. Is Grace beyond you? (I actually said this to a Professor once, when I submitted a paper very late. I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Climbing Out of the Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:44 PM (JQuNB)

482 463 Y-not, no he said it in a magazine interview. And if I'm not mistaken, common core has probably used the word anus at least fifty times!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 08:44 PM (vgd4f)

483 On an unrelated note: Saying that Diehard is your favorite Christmas movie is such a hipster thing to do. I have only heard people start saying this in the last 5 years or so. Pajama Boy would probably say Diehard is his favorite holiday movie, because he can't stand the heteronormative, sappy, white, homogenized nature of a holiday only 80%+ Americans celebrate. Instead he prefers a violent action movie with the bare minimum holiday accouterments. "It's technically a Christmas movie."-Hipsters mistaking cleverness and snark for substance as usual. Then again, my favorite Christmas movies are Gremlins and A Christmas Story. Not exactly It's a Wonderful Life.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 08:44 PM (zeV2E)

484 The really sick part is he gay mafia trying to rewrite Christianity by saying it's "UnChristian" to say homosexuality is a sin.

It's like the Volkischer Beobachter running a series on the proper practice if Judaism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 08:44 PM (eSK7G)

485 Europeans make a lot of jokes about each other. For example, the Dutch are (in)famous for vacationing in "caravans" and apparently always drive below the speed limit in the left lane. The joke I heard multiple times about the Belgians is that they have windshield wipers on the INside of their car windows because when they drive they go B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. I cannot verify this claim.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:45 PM (zDsvJ)

486 (I actually said this to a Professor once, when I submitted a paper very late. I denounce myself.) PS: It worked. Like a fucking charm.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Climbing Out of the Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:46 PM (JQuNB)

487 Ask not for whom the Barrel rolls...
It rolls for thee

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 08:46 PM (B0gqn)

488 479 What the fuck is this shit?

Posted by: Bomber at December 18, 2013 08:46 PM (G8OL9)

489 >>478 463 Y-not, no he said it in a magazine interview. Yeah, I guess it's a stretch for me to try to find some reason aside from the gaystapo. My bad.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:46 PM (zDsvJ)

490 Then again, my favorite Christmas movies are Gremlins and A Christmas Story. Not exactly It's a Wonderful Life. *** I watch the A Christmas Story marathon every Christmas. I also love Scrooged.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 08:47 PM (DmNpO)

491 I ask not for justice, Sir, but for Grace. Is Grace beyond you?

Someone may have left some lube in here somewhere.

So there is, at least, mercy.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:47 PM (JawqV)

492 The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:47 PM (aDwsi)

493 334 There were eight of us in total. Mindy, her hubby, Warbler, Rightlysouther, WestminsterDogShow, and I forget the other two's screen names. Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 19, 2013 12:03 AM (lr3d7) PaleRider and Joe.

Posted by: Mindy aka Cupcake at December 18, 2013 08:47 PM (GRLuN)

494 I'm guessing that A and E is suspending the show cause they got lots of phone calls and emails and such. Funny thing is, all those folks who contacted A and E to say "I'm never going to watch this show ever again!" probably didn't watch it in the first place.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:48 PM (xa1/W)

495 those Christians chopping off peoples heads in Syria, oh wait, it is the other guys doing that

Posted by: Some bitch at December 18, 2013 08:48 PM (QNrKP)

496 I watch the A Christmas Story marathon every Christmas. I also love Scrooged. Posted by: Niedermeyer's -------------- A Christmas Carol, the one with Alistair Sim

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:49 PM (aDwsi)

497 You can be forgiven for your sins.

Repeatedly.

You cannot change the definition of Marriage, lest you encourage our current Post-Constitutional court system of administering anything they wish to circumvent the Legislature.

...again.

...and again.

...and again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:49 PM (lq3Ak)

498 "we control the horizontal, we control the vertical" updated " we control the narrative" The new Twilight Zone.

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 08:50 PM (y27YU)

499 >>where did you end up going? I gave some lectures in Ghent, which is where I stayed most of the time. Very nice hosts. Great meals. Too much alcohol. Got to see a little bit of Brussels and Bruges.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:50 PM (zDsvJ)

500 454 A & E may find their monetary situation to be in "arrears" after this action. Posted by: seamrog at December 19, 2013 12:37 AM (y27YU) Nah. 'Say Yes to the Dress! Is their money maker. They can stand to lose 400 million.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:50 PM (Q6HBD)

501 Well folks, the time has come to go back to work I guess. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2013 08:50 PM (xa1/W)

502 485 >>478 463 Y-not, no he said it in a magazine interview.

Yeah, I guess it's a stretch for me to try to find some reason aside from the gaystapo. My bad.

Posted by: Y-not at December 19, 2013 12:46 AM (zDsvJ)

Politeness says that you never ascribe to malice what may be explained any other way......but if there's money on the line, go with the obvious. It's GLAAD -- they're screeching -- it's Wednesday.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 08:50 PM (T1005)

503 Famous Belgians?
Charlemagne.
We done here now?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2013 08:50 PM (xq1UY)

504 [i 494 "we control the horizontal, we control the vertical" updated " we control the narrative"

The new Twilight Zone.

Posted by: seamrog at December 19, 2013 12:50 AM (y27YU) [/I]

That was The Outer Limits.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2013 08:51 PM (LI48c)

505 Silent Running? Valley Forge. Interior shots filmed aboard the actual mothballed USS Valley Forge.

*Ding ding* Winner winner, chicken dinner!

How about a Southern Hemisphere Island?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at December 18, 2013 08:51 PM (7af5N)

506 My favorite version of a Christmas Carol is the George C. Scott one. But I've searched the listings and cannot find it being broadcast. Very frustrating!

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:51 PM (zDsvJ)

507 "We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices." I say we let Harrison out

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:51 PM (aDwsi)

508 Famous Belgians? ------------- Hercule Poirot

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:52 PM (aDwsi)

509 >>>Further, other family members quitting are potentially subject to a lawsuit from AE for breach of contract.
Posted by: cthulhu

Easily solved. The other family members make similar remarks as Phil. A&E must treat them the same way or, if not, Phil can pounce on A&E for inconsistent treatment.

Posted by: dogfish at December 18, 2013 08:52 PM (nsOJa)

510 479 "What the fuck is this shit?"

Posted by: Bomber at December 19, 2013 12:46 AM (G8OL9)

He's been around tonight and I'm still not sure what he's all about.

I think he's a substance abuser.

-Pardon me while I roll a Libertarian Cigarette.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:53 PM (lq3Ak)

511 I watch the A Christmas Story marathon every Christmas. I also love Scrooged. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2013 12:47 AM (DmNpO) My mom, bless her heart, bought me the 'Chistmas Story' DVD one year. I love the movie during the season, where it is played 24/7.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:53 PM (Q6HBD)

512 There is a nice 2,700 acre island off Brazil for less than $1 million US.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 08:53 PM (Zm0GY)

513 yeah, taking ny 3Gun rifle to the gunsmith so I can mount a bipod on it. Shooting 'Open' division in 3gun is a mudda fudka. They ahe shotguns that hold 20 rounds..... ponder that.. how safe are you in your house if you can pull the trigger 29 times before reloading.... my shot gun opnly holds 13 rounds go usa, usa

Posted by: Some bitch at December 18, 2013 08:53 PM (QNrKP)

514 Thanks, Mindy

I like Die Hard as a Christmas movie, but I've liked it since I was a kid. Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story are also high on the list, as well as Scrooged.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 08:54 PM (lr3d7)

515 We on the progressive left have destroyed or have plans to destroy everyone who is a potential threat to us in 2016.

Paul Ryan: By running with Romney and getting his butt kicked by Biden in the VP debate, has left him wounded. The final coup de grace was the budget agreement. Our agents are now attacking Paul Ryan as a sellout and you are following their orders to the hilt.

Marco Rubio: This is our biggest scalp to date and we owe you conservatives for this one. We tricked him into supporting amnesty which we knew would turn you against him. Our agents began attacking him and you followed their lead. The beauty of this is we have no intention of ever doing amnesty. It is a great weapon we have to bring out your side's hatred of Latinos and this helps keep them in line. We will have Latinos in our pockets as we have blacks for generations to come.

Ted Cruz: He was never a big threat and is a self righteous asshole. He fell for our shutdown trap and now has high negatives with the public becasue of it. If he is your nominee in 2016, we will win a 45 state landslide.

Chris Christie: Our agents convinced him to make nice with Obama and the fat lard could not help himself. Due to this, you hate him and he will never be your nominee. Besides, if by chance he is your standard bearer in 2016, we will gut him like the whale he is.

Scott Walker: We have some nice plans for him should he run for President. I will give you a little hint, Walker is Pro-Rape.

Bobby Jindal: Another rape supporter. We will make mince meat of him.

Rand Paul: The plagiarism charges did nt do as much damage as we thought. This guy does scare me a bit as even some on my side like him. But we have plans for him and our agents will manipulate you into hating him like you hate Rubio and Ryan.

You have no one we fear for 2016. We have embedded ourselves in your movements and will continue to destroy it from within. Some of our agents comments here daily and are beloved by you. They help steer you towards extremism which helps the progressive left. You are our best allies, thanks!

Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 18, 2013 08:54 PM (FGZzl)

516 I watch the A Christmas Story marathon every Christmas. I also love Scrooged. Posted by: Niedermeyer's -------------- A Christmas Carol, the one with Alistair Sim Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 19, 2013 12:49 AM (aDwsi) I've always been partial to National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

Posted by: The Santa Hat at December 18, 2013 08:54 PM (Vk2pI)

517 Meremortal, regarding the meetup -- do you still have my email? I can't believe I forgot that I had yours. I hope I can find it before the spring meetup.

Posted by: Mindy aka Cupcake at December 18, 2013 08:55 PM (GRLuN)

518 That was The Outer Limits. Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 12:51 AM (LI48c) Yes it was. Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Climbing Out of the Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:56 PM (JQuNB)

519 Ok,,is,troll TROLL?

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 08:56 PM (Q6HBD)

520 My favorite version of a Christmas Carol is the George C. Scott one. But I've searched the listings and cannot find it being broadcast. Very frustrating!

Posted by: Y-not

Ah! Yes. THE best. Scott was the man.

If your local channels don't end up playing it, while poor in quality, here's the full thing:

http://youtu.be/JvdMjXhPGd0

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 08:56 PM (B0gqn)

521 Pixy's code is starting to come apart tonight. Someone should...

Fuck it. I'm already sending a Christmas card to Mr Calvin Harrison.

I'll do nothing and like it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 08:56 PM (lq3Ak)

522 Read this: @xbradtc DoD To Charge Admission Fee For Base Access http://nblo.gs/S8H4w Follow the link. Is DuffelBag a parody site? Please tell me it is.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:57 PM (zDsvJ)

523 BOMBER, YOU CONUS? welcome back bro

Posted by: Some bitch at December 18, 2013 08:57 PM (QNrKP)

524 Harrison - Ok..., I lobbied for your release, but for gosh sakes wipe your feet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 08:57 PM (aDwsi)

525 Y-Not, yes it's a parody site.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2013 08:57 PM (lr3d7)

526 515 Ok,,is,troll TROLL?

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 19, 2013 12:56 AM (Q6HBD

Who cares? That stupid little rant of his is just begging to be edited down to "Mommy I want marshmallows in my chocolate!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2013 08:58 PM (LI48c)

527 Harrison - Ok..., I lobbied for your release, but for gosh sakes wipe your feet.

After a stint in here he'll need to bleach his feet.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:58 PM (JawqV)

528 So, did duck dynasty quit the show

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 08:58 PM (vgd4f)

529 What's up, Duck?

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2013 08:58 PM (Ua6T/)

530 500 buzzion missed it by "that" much.

Posted by: seamrog at December 18, 2013 08:58 PM (y27YU)

531 In case you can't access the link: "WASHINGTON, D.C. Â— Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel announced a budgetary plan to cut Department of Defense spending and raise revenues Wednesday, which would include charging admission to access military installations... One of the most controversial elements is charging a daily admission fee of $10 for junior enlisted, $15 for NCOs, $20 for junior officers and Senior NCOs, and $25 for senior officers. Pentagon Office of Budgetary Analytical Logistics and Life Studies (BALLS) estimated the daily fees will raise $2.3 billion annually."

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 08:59 PM (zDsvJ)

532 503 "We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices." I say we let Harrison out Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 19, 2013 12:51 AM (aDwsi) Holy shit, dude. Remember the reason for the season!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron, Climbing Out of the Barrel at December 18, 2013 08:59 PM (JQuNB)

533 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 12:18 AM (FGZzl) I say, friend math, that sounds like a challenge Indeed friend human nature, it does. Do you want to administer the lesson? Oh, you're so much better positioned to do that. Chairman Bernake has been paving your way for years now Well, now that you mention it, yes, but your lessons tend to be more...visceral than mine. True, but yours are more implacable I insist you go first No, no, after you.....

Posted by: Overheard by the Gods of the Copybook Headings at December 18, 2013 08:59 PM (8Ywth)

534 505 >>>Further, other family members quitting are potentially subject to a lawsuit from AE for breach of contract.

Posted by: cthulhu

Easily solved. The other family members make similar remarks as Phil. AE must treat them the same way or, if not, Phil can pounce on AE for inconsistent treatment.

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2013 12:52 AM (nsOJa)

As I mentioned upthread, they could be sued if they quit. I'm sure their contracts rival the Affordable Care Act in length, complexity, and obscurity, so there's really nothing where they could sue A+E. The easiest play in the world, though, is to do a bunch of interviews -- preferably with LGBT news outlets, just to ensure GLAAD hears about 'em promptly -- and try to spread the Word. I didn't see anything particularly outlandish in his statements -- does GLAAD want to edit the book of Corinthians?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:00 PM (T1005)

535

Or else just make it a bunch of "Hodor!" That's funny too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2013 09:00 PM (LI48c)

536 Colorado Alex, nice to see you tonight. Thanks for attending the meetup and helping to make it a success. I've noticed Westminsterdogshow commenting recently -- nice to hear more from her as well.

Posted by: Mindy aka Cupcake at December 18, 2013 09:00 PM (GRLuN)

537 >>Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 19, 2013 12:57 AM Phew! Thank you.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 09:00 PM (zDsvJ)

538 'Night, all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2013 09:00 PM (JawqV)

539 502--- My favorite version of a Christmas Carol is the George C. Scott one. But I've searched the listings and cannot find it being broadcast. Very frustrating! Posted by: Y-not at December 19, 2013 12:51 AM (zDsvJ) ----------------------- I like that one best too. Great cast all around.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 18, 2013 09:01 PM (dfYL9)

540 Wait! So one of the Duck Dynasty guys says he wants to put his pecker in a vajayjay rather than a bunghole ant this is a controversy? why? fukkin homos, can't we do sex to wimminz before getting called a racist?

Posted by: Some bitch at December 18, 2013 09:01 PM (QNrKP)

541 Who cares? That stupid little rant of his is just begging to be edited down to "Mommy I want marshmallows in my chocolate!" Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 12:58 AM (LI48c) A wall of text talking points. That's why I was asking. PJs, Hot Chocolate, fuck it. Not worth it.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 09:01 PM (Q6HBD)

542 530 does GLAAD want to edit the book of Corinthians The gay guy who plays Gandalf (McKellan) tears out the section of Leviticus regarding homosexuality in every single hotel he goes to. Yes, they want to edit the Bible.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 09:02 PM (zeV2E)

543 The Night of the Meek is still the greatest under-rated Christmas thing around (with Scrooged behind it)

Posted by: The Dude at December 18, 2013 09:03 PM (vJdyz)

544 One of the most controversial elements is charging a daily admission fee of $10 for junior enlisted, $15 for NCOs, $20 for junior officers and Senior NCOs, and $25 for senior officers. Pentagon Office of Budgetary Analytical Logistics and Life Studies (BALLS) estimated the daily fees will raise $2.3 billion annually." Posted by: Y-not at December 19, 2013 12:59 AM (zDsvJ) FUCK, so you got to pay to go to work? that will go over swell fukkin pinkos

Posted by: Some bitch at December 18, 2013 09:03 PM (QNrKP)

545 515 "Ok,,is,troll TROLL?"

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 19, 2013 12:56 AM (Q6HBD)

He's a "good troll". He's deluded into believing the Better-Than-Normal-People-Top-Down-Fuck-You economics and Storylines-of-Leftist Mythology that should carry his "type" into primary victories.

...let him dream.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 09:03 PM (lq3Ak)

546 BTW, for those of you who aren't on Twitter. One of our morons, Kensington, lost his dad today. He's devastated after struggling so hard to take care of him.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 09:03 PM (zDsvJ)

547 Everyone COD a lump of coal to A+E....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:04 PM (Zm0GY)

548 'Night Blanco

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:04 PM (aDwsi)

549 oh y-not that is so sad

Posted by: chemjeff at December 18, 2013 09:04 PM (9GG/0)

550 Not a fan of Duck Dynasty. I don't care for "Reality TV" and I'm not an outdoorsman, so there's no appeal there for me. But his comments weren't on the show, so I don't know why A&E would give much of a fig, and it's not like Duck Dynasty is a staple of the gay world. And with GLAAD's lack of interest in calling out liberals for anti gay rhetoric, I've no interest in what they have to say on the subject. I hope the family sticks together and tells A&E to take them as they are or to pound sand.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 18, 2013 09:04 PM (Zswg6)

551 Me too, night all. God Bless!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 09:05 PM (vgd4f)

552 542 BTW, for those of you who aren't on Twitter. One of our morons, Kensington, lost his dad today. He's devastated after struggling so hard to take care of him.

Posted by: Y-not at December 19, 2013 01:03 AM (zDsvJ)

That's very sad news, Y-not.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:06 PM (T1005)

553 Everyone COD a lump of coal to A+E.... Posted by: Anna ------------ I kind of like the idea of sending GLAAD cheap plastic duck calls

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:07 PM (aDwsi)

554 And someone made a car out of Legos
http://www.ufunk.net/techno/life-size-lego-car/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:08 PM (Zm0GY)

555 Laugh and dismiss my writing, but deep down inside you know this is the truth. We play your side like violins and your rhetoric helps to scare people into voting for us. Look at the comments at this place in 2008 and today. You have been radicalized by our agents here.

You know are asking why am I admitting this. To be truthful, there is part of me that feels bad for your side. In many ways what we are doing is wrong, but you are so easy to manipulate it's hard to resist. I wish our side had worthy political adversaries that would make politics more exciting.

Consider this the confessions of a progressive. I still have a conscience and a soul and had to reveal to you the extent of or infiltration. Good night and please question what your leaders are pushing onto you. Some of them are on our side and are doing it to manipulate you.

Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 18, 2013 09:09 PM (FGZzl)

556

Drop em a line. A&E may have jumped the shark this time.

feedbackaetv@aenetworks.com

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 18, 2013 09:09 PM (uOV6o)

557 I hope the family sticks together and tells A&E to take them as they are or to pound sand. Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2013 01:04 AM (Zswg6) yep Duck dynasty's reply should be something like find the one homo who watches our show and was offended/// the burning times will come quick

Posted by: Some bitch at December 18, 2013 09:09 PM (QNrKP)

558 Mike...

They would probably stick them up their wazoos and fart. Then call it performance art.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:09 PM (Zm0GY)

559 pixy stole my ampersand for a Christmas gift

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 18, 2013 09:10 PM (uOV6o)

560 I'm worried for Kensington. He put so much into caring for his dad who had a very rapid decline at the end necessitating he go into a nursing home. Plus, the siblings were no help. Kensington was so focused on his dad that I'm worried he is not going to take care of himself. Pretty sure he's in the Chicago area and his twitter handle is @NYKensington if any of the Chicago horde can contact him.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 09:10 PM (zDsvJ)

561 oops don'rt want to be wrong so new nic

Posted by: Sum-bich at December 18, 2013 09:10 PM (QNrKP)

562 546 Not a fan of Duck Dynasty. I don't care for "Reality TV" and I'm not an outdoorsman, so there's no appeal there for me. But his comments weren't on the show, so I don't know why A&E would give much of a fig, and it's not like Duck Dynasty is a staple of the gay world. And with GLAAD's lack of interest in calling out liberals for anti gay rhetoric, I've no interest in what they have to say on the subject. I hope the family sticks together and tells A&E to take them as they are or to pound sand.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2013 01:04 AM (Zswg6)

I don't watch broadcast TV, period, so it's not like an A+E boycott in R'lyeh would be any great shakes. But I hope that tolerance doesn't get to be redefined like "liberal" and "progressive" into meaning the exact opposite of what it started as.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:12 PM (T1005)

563 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 01:09 AM (FGZzl) first you will suck a fart out of my butthole thenyou will pay your penalty of $90,000USD then you will go fuckyurself

Posted by: Sum-bich at December 18, 2013 09:13 PM (QNrKP)

564 Posted by: Can't Beat US! at December 19, 2013 01:09 AM (FGZzl) Who dis ho?

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 09:14 PM (zeV2E)

565 Thoughts and prayers out to Kensington in these difficult times.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 18, 2013 09:15 PM (Zswg6)

566 ANNA- "both organic and artistically significant", right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:15 PM (aDwsi)

567 Meremortal, regarding the meetup -- do you still have my email? I can't believe I forgot that I had yours. I hope I can find it before the spring meetup. Posted by: Mindy aka Cupcake at December 19, 2013 12:55 A Sorry Mindy, I'm in and out here. I have your email if I can figure out which one is you. I didn't think of that either. I had to play anyway. I might have been close enough for you all to drop in, that would have been awesome.

Posted by: Meremortal, , at December 18, 2013 09:15 PM (1Y+hH)

568 He's a "good troll". He's deluded into believing the Better-Than-Normal-People-Top-Down-Fuck-You economics and Storylines-of-Leftist Mythology that should carry his "type" into primary victories. ...let him dream. Posted by: Slapweasel at December 19, 2013 01:03 AM (lq3Ak) So 'math' will torture it sooner or later. Good.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 09:15 PM (Q6HBD)

569
I don't watch broadcast TV, period, so it's not like an A+E boycott in R'lyeh would be any great shakes. But I hope that tolerance doesn't get to be redefined like "liberal" and "progressive" into meaning the exact opposite of what it started as.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:12 AM (T1005)

Oh that's already happened. South Park even had an episode about it, that included a rant about the redefining of tolerance.

http://tinyurl.com/l9r6v37

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2013 09:16 PM (LI48c)

570 543 AP Everyone COD a lump of coal to A+E.... No. A&E are much too urbane to catch the point; besides coal is about to become valuable ... Burning Times ... But, being the superior, witty, urbane Thought Leaders that they are, A&E can only be persuaded by ... Art ... such as that shown on this thread. Freeze, then wrap in the spirit of the season, at least in paper tres festive, then Fed-Es ... signature required. Include a card, in French. It's a two-fer; the objet itself seems to be flipping the bird.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2013 09:16 PM (FlRtG)

571 Capricious rule keeps me awake, not the gloating of a fake.

Posted by: humbug at December 18, 2013 09:16 PM (R6JT1)

572 But I hope that tolerance doesn't get to be redefined like "liberal" and "progressive" into meaning the exact opposite of what it started as. -------------------- As 'fair' and 'equitable' have been.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:16 PM (aDwsi)

573 the objet itself seems to be flipping the bird. Posted by: Arbalest -------------------- I thought it was an organic Gnome

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:17 PM (aDwsi)

574 Mike but of course mes ami

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:18 PM (Zm0GY)

575 Found you, Mindy!

Posted by: Meremortal, , . at December 18, 2013 09:18 PM (1Y+hH)

576 Ace and Drew are/were bitch-slapping Nathan Wurtzel on twitter. Now I remember why I stopped following that guy.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2013 09:18 PM (zDsvJ)

577 Yow. It's late. Nite kids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:18 PM (aDwsi)

578 I'm really surprised about the lack of pushback to the dictator in chief regarding the insurance companies. That is one helluva line in the sand.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 09:20 PM (Q6HBD)

579 Beer for Mike
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kirsten-Wilmink-photography-20.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:20 PM (Zm0GY)

580 U.S. Army considering removing portraits of Confederate Generals Lee and 'Stonewall' Jackson from school for army generals no more info is needed prepare for the burning times

Posted by: Sum-bich at December 18, 2013 09:21 PM (QNrKP)

581 565 I don't watch broadcast TV, period, so it's not like an A+E boycott in R'lyeh would be any great shakes. But I hope that tolerance doesn't get to be redefined like "liberal" and "progressive" into meaning the exact opposite of what it started as.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:12 AM (T1005)

Oh that's already happened. South Park even had an episode about it, that included a rant about the redefining of tolerance.

http://tinyurl.com/l9r6v37

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2013 01:16 AM (LI48c)

Oh, I know it's in the works -- but "liberal" and "progressive" have fallen to the enemy.

"Fair" and "equitable" are under siege -- but if a monkey given inferior rewards can discern what they mean, it'll take a while to change.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:22 PM (T1005)

582 Anna - Ok..., now I'm really out. Pretty sure I met that girlie in Munich one night..., the memory is a little fuzzy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 09:23 PM (aDwsi)

583 *blinks*

The Wine "rack"??? Which Moron thought of this?
http://tinyurl.com/lobloa5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:23 PM (Zm0GY)

584 Is DuffelBag a parody site? Please tell me it is. I think it is ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 09:24 PM (jdRXP)

585 558 Cthulhu I agree. Megyn Kelly had 3 guests on to discuss this kerfuffel, and the gay man could not stop using the word hate in describing what Robertson and to say. I just don't get a hateful vibe off of Robertson.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 18, 2013 09:24 PM (Zswg6)

586 I don't know Kensington, Y-not.

As a son, I'll pray for him. Knowing the loss of one's Father is the most devastating loss a man shall endure.

A man truly becomes a Man under the watchful eye of his Father. His endurances, trials and failures are subject to the wisdom of one's Father's watchful eye.

After the loss, the Wisdom falls unto that Man.

...I pray the fear and grievance leaves Kensington as quickly as God allows; and in its stead awakens a Man of Character, Honor and Learned Vision.

May his Father's Wisdom be passed and honored, as it is amongst so many of Our Bretheren.

May our prayers reach God's ears and as his Father is welcomed into The Kingdom of Heaven, and may the Heavenly Voice of Reason continue its legacy within his thoughts.

Within his prayers.

Within his actions.

Within his soul.

Forgiven are our sins, should we ask. God will find a way, as we persevere to endure. Nothing is in our way, so impossible as to be overcome by Love, Wisdom and Faith.

...May his journey be forever happy, Kensington. May yours be assuaged by All God's Beauty.

*In Jesus' Name, I Pray... amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 09:24 PM (lq3Ak)

587 Amen.

Thanks, Slap.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:28 PM (T1005)

588 551 uisfullofnonsense. Shut up and go away

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 09:28 PM (vgd4f)

589 Todd Kincannon ‏@ToddKBackup

Dear Leftist Gays: If you can take a wang up the tailpipe, you can put up with most anything. Including Phil Robertson's religious views.

Posted by: The Dude at December 18, 2013 09:29 PM (vJdyz)

590 lou's a girl - it struts and frets its hour upon the stage, full of sound and fury, and is heard no more signifying nothing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:30 PM (Zm0GY)

591 586!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 09:31 PM (vgd4f)

592 I am referring to the poster you refer to lou's a girl. How does this writing thing work again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 09:33 PM (Zm0GY)

593 Duck Dynasty has been cancelled, and will be replaced with a new show called Suck My Nasty. It's exactly like that Japanese game show, except without the box, and both contestants are gay instead of just one.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:33 PM (+cx5n)

594 I should not have typed, "grievance" in that fifth paragraph. I should have, instead, mentioned "grieving".

I should have also mentioned the Friends and Family behind you and the Love that carries on. The Faith that endures. The Wisdom absorbed.

Should you feel that drowning is preferable to honoring his memory -or- should you feel "Let Down" by Friends and Family?

...The Morons Will be There. Every day. Every night. There's a reason we are called "The Horde".

Persevere to Endure.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 09:34 PM (lq3Ak)

595 Including Phil Robertson's religious views. Posted by: The Dude at December 19, 2013 01:29 AM (vJdyz) And those awful shoes! /insert sarcasm tag here

Posted by: model_1066 at December 18, 2013 09:35 PM (x5Ei/)

596 581 558 Cthulhu I agree. Megyn Kelly had 3 guests on to discuss this kerfuffel, and the gay man could not stop using the word hate in describing what Robertson and to say. I just don't get a hateful vibe off of Robertson. Posted by: Darth Randall You dummy -- "hate" is not even intended to be an accurate characterization. There is a nonstop across-the-board full spectrum cultural blitz to brand all who resist "the gay agenda" with the word "hate." It is directed, instantly and relentlessly, at anyone who is identified as The Enemy. Whether or not they actually "hate" is irrelevant. It's just a word-assocation game which they will not quit until total victory has been achieved.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:37 PM (+cx5n)

597 589 Duck Dynasty has been cancelled, and will be replaced with a new show called Suck My Nasty.

It's exactly like that Japanese game show, except without the box, and both contestants are gay instead of just one.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2013 01:33 AM (+cx5n)

That could actually be popular among the "huntin' sportin' crowd" in the Castro.

Hi, Zombie! To make the joke work better, it should probably be "Suck MyNasty", without the space.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:37 PM (T1005)

598 HAH!

-Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing!

...CBU-Troll is an addict of LSD.

-Liberal Self-Delusion.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 09:38 PM (lq3Ak)

599 ...The Morons Will be There. Every day. Every night. There's a reason we are called "The Horde". Persevere to Endure. Posted by: Slapweasel at December 19, 2013 01:34 AM (lq3Ak) No doubt. Haven't met any of the horde face-to-face yet but feel that worse comes to worst, they would come through.

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 18, 2013 09:39 PM (Q6HBD)

600 592 581 558 Cthulhu

I agree. Megyn Kelly had 3 guests on to discuss this kerfuffel, and the gay man could not stop using the word hate in describing what Robertson and to say. I just don't get a hateful vibe off of Robertson.
Posted by: Darth Randall

You dummy -- "hate" is not even intended to be an accurate characterization. There is a nonstop across-the-board full spectrum cultural blitz to brand all who resist "the gay agenda" with the word "hate." It is directed, instantly and relentlessly, at anyone who is identified as The Enemy.

Whether or not they actually "hate" is irrelevant. It's just a word-assocation game which they will not quit until total victory has been achieved.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2013 01:37 AM (+cx5n)

We were talking upthread about the Left's tendency to redefine words -- and, yes, that's another one. They're attempting to redefine "hate" as meaning "disagree with a leftist".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:41 PM (T1005)

601 "Whether or not they actually "hate" is irrelevant. It's just a word-assocation game which they will not quit until total victory has been achieved"

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2013 01:37 AM (+cx5n)

Here's the easiest way to stop that...

"Bigot is a Bigot, even when trying to be Not-A-Bigot, his Bigot Bigotry is Bigoted in a Big Way."

...I've stopped many a Bigot in this fashion.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 09:41 PM (lq3Ak)

602 Santas an old fat white guy, you'd think the progressives would be happy, he will be gone soon enough! Good God, these assholes will never be happy!!!!

Posted by: lous a girl at December 18, 2013 09:42 PM (vgd4f)

603 Zombie -- have you seen the video I linked @577? It's.....primal.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:43 PM (T1005)

604 598 Santas an old fat white guy, you'd think the progressives would be happy, he will be gone soon enough! Good God, these assholes will never be happy!!!! He's a successful employer of non-union labor. Therefore they hate him.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 18, 2013 09:44 PM (zeV2E)

605 As a staunch I have to disagree vehemently with those dumbass pollsters' conclusions. I simply loooooove Barack Obama's BLACK half and commend his black half's suave coolness, panache, chutzpah, and his skill in somehow getting himself elected president a mere 148 years after about 320,000 Republican men died freeing his racial brethren. A lesser man surely would not have made it this far whilst encased in lighter skin. On the other hand, I simply hate Barack Obama's lying, communist, incompetent, goat-felching, law-breaking WHITE half with the fiery heat of a trillion red giant supernovae and fervently pray daily that soon he will be formally impeached, tried, removed from office, then tried again for treqson and sentenced by a jury of his peers to be castrated, boiled lightly in oil...whereupon his remains would be jetissoned into that infinitely dense, infinitely hot, infinitely tiny point in space from which the Universe would shortly issue, as the just reward for his crimes. Posted by: Sharkman Come on Sharkman, tell us how you REALLY feel. I mean about the communist that is shitting on our country. Let it out, it will set you free!

Posted by: The Farmer at December 18, 2013 09:45 PM (eBupg)

606 Oh. Dear. Lord. The other day, someone commented that, upon playing a music video embedded by a certain morning coblogger, a framed portrait of Judy Garland appeared on his wall. (A memorable quip, doncha think?) I didn't watch that music video. But (urk!) I watched the ObamaCaresAboutGayBoys video. I was in such shock, I couldn't reach for the pause key until I got to the point of the Gingerbread House with the round, puckered upper window... Whatever that music video was, it was John Wayne Meets James Bond in Die Hard in The West by comparison. I felt like I'd been force-fed that entire gingerbread house in one sitting and washed it down with a box of Kaboom. I had to watch the Kate Upton Arte Filme twice to just begin to recover. Thanks, Ace, wherever you're tweeting, for supplying that antidote.

Posted by: Pajamaboys Stockingstuffer, Santa's mindful webworker at December 18, 2013 09:46 PM (U13jb)

607 We were talking upthread about the Left's tendency to redefine words -- and, yes, that's another one. They're attempting to redefine "hate" as meaning "disagree with a leftist". Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:41 AM (T1005) It is a War of Words. And the rabid Left is winning: http://tinyurl.com/kp3x8bh

Posted by: The Word Hat at December 18, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)

608 To make the joke work better, it should probably be "Suck MyNasty", without the space. Posted by: cthulhu I thought about spelling it that way, but felt it lost sense in the other direction. a 50-50 call. Since Phil's point was that female parts are nicer than anal canals, the "Nasty" in the new show is not the Male Member as you might expect, but instead hemmorhoids or prolapsed rectums -- hence "nasty." This guy will be the MC: http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/part_1_full/IMG_4257.JPG

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:46 PM (+cx5n)

609 "I thought about spelling it that way, but felt it lost sense in the other direction. a 50-50 call."

Posted by zombie

*agreed*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 09:50 PM (lq3Ak)

610 605 "I thought about spelling it that way, but felt it lost sense in the other direction. a 50-50 call."

Posted by zombie

*agreed*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 19, 2013 01:50 AM (lq3Ak)

I dunno -- I looked at it a few times before I figured out how parallel it was, swapping the D+D for S+M.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:53 PM (T1005)

611 599 Zombie -- have you seen the video I linked @577? It's.....primal. Posted by: cthulhu You mean the one with the monkeys? yeah, just watched it. Intriguing.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 09:54 PM (+cx5n)

612 Anyone else think the shit in the photo above looks like a really tan travelocity elf?

Posted by: fastfreefall at December 18, 2013 09:55 PM (dS5nN)

613 On the other hand, I simply hate Barack Obama's lying, communist, incompetent, goat-felching, law-breaking WHITE half with the fiery heat of a trillion red giant supernovae and fervently pray daily that soon he will be formally impeached, tried, removed from office, then tried again for treqson and sentenced by a jury of his peers to be castrated, boiled lightly in oil...whereupon his remains would be jetissoned into that infinitely dense, infinitely hot, infinitely tiny point in space from which the Universe would shortly issue, as the just reward for his crimes.
Posted by: Sharkman

Epic fucking rant. I would suggest adding a little note on that space package. Something along the lines of "Property of Rura Penthe".

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 09:55 PM (FMbng)

614 >>> This guy will be the MC: I should have known better tan to follow a link to zombietime.

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2013 09:55 PM (Ua6T/)

615 The left only appears to be winning because what we're seeing is filtered through the left's communication organ.

We cannot gauge our fellow countrymen's true reaction because of Media distortion.

Once some event makes it clear that our opinions and beliefs are more widely held than the left let's it seem, we will overwhelm the filter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 09:58 PM (LSDdO)

616 610 >>> This guy will be the MC:

I should have known better tan to follow a link to zombietime.

Posted by: fluffy at December 19, 2013 01:55 AM (Ua6T/)

That was a tame one.

And, around here, it's better to know enough in advance than it is to discover.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 09:59 PM (T1005)

617 Speaking of locals -- Ed Driscoll notes that Keith Richards is 70 years old today......yes, that's right, still only two digits.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:00 PM (T1005)

618 Some things can never be unseen. Like Logo TV.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 10:00 PM (Zm0GY)

619 They put that informal poll on THR on "Moderation".

However, you can still see it.

AND interact with it to continue the up dings.

Currently now at 26K to 123

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:00 PM (LSDdO)

620 I should have known better tan to follow a link to zombietime. Posted by: fluffy OK, here's a better and more safe for work MC candidate -- and one whom I think will be particularly noteworthy to cthulhu: http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_2/IMG_6277.JPG

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 10:01 PM (+cx5n)

621 But Keith has LOOKED that old for much longer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:02 PM (LSDdO)

622 I'm so used to lurking, I forget to post. That and catching up on nine months of internet video. GGE, if you get over your irrational fear of Illinois Nazis, I'm in Sterling. Should be a shorter route home. Great vid Bomber. Are you sheeting me, you're in Sterling? Give me a holler. I think I have my email below, but if not I can be reached at the local hist. soc. which is easy to find. Tho I know you're busy just getting home I think it'd be great to grab a beer together or something.

Posted by: The Farmer at December 18, 2013 10:03 PM (eBupg)

623 I love how "equality" seems to disavow The Human Condition. I love that we're a nation of betters, not laws.

It allows "Our Betters" to ignore laws, constituents and God; so as to create a Utopia of Ignorance amongst those who love "New Jersey Housewives".

I love how "Our Betters" divvy our wealth amongst undeserving Special Interest Groups, as lobbied by K-Street Self-Interest Groups.

I love how MATH never seems to "pop up", lest the Ruling Class derides The Rich for earning shit.

From their description of "Fat-Cat" bankers to "Greedy" CEO's, this wave of HORSE-SHIT, FUNDAMENTALIST, SOCIALIST, TOP-DOWN MARXISM needs to be halted.

"Egalitarianism" IS Marxism.

We are all Created Equal.

On your marks.

Get set...

GO!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 10:04 PM (lq3Ak)

624 Remember when everything was "mean spirited".

Ah, those were the days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:05 PM (LSDdO)

625 611 The left only appears to be winning because what we're seeing is filtered through the left's communication organ.

We cannot gauge our fellow countrymen's true reaction because of Media distortion.

Once some event makes it clear that our opinions and beliefs are more widely held than the left let's it seem, we will overwhelm the filter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:58 AM (LSDdO)

The weakness of continually being pushy is the preference cascade. Just like with the monkeys, it's built-in....a bully will hound his victim, and hound his victim, and hound his victim, then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs .

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:05 PM (T1005)

626 We're to be treated Equally by G-d.

That has nothing to do with whether we're Equal in any other ways.

Neither does the Gov't have a say as they are only supposed to require Equal Treatment.

Otherwise why is one person smart while another is less so?

Why are some color blind and most are not?

The left has distorted the meaning of equality almost from day one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:07 PM (LSDdO)

627 I'll have to get busy continuing not to watch A&E right away. I don't really get the Duck Dynasty thing, but they seem like good people. I just might buy some Duck Dynasty items for Christmas in support of their right to free speech and to hold their own religious views. It can't fun to be in the crosshairs of the Gaystapo. And Bomber, welcome home, and Merry Christmas. That was sweet, and made me cry. I remember seeing pictures of your little girl when she was born...you have a lovely family.

Posted by: Gem at December 18, 2013 10:08 PM (zw+pb)

628 616 I should have known better tan to follow a link to zombietime.
Posted by: fluffy

OK, here's a better and more safe for work MC candidate -- and one whom I think will be particularly noteworthy to cthulhu:

http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_2/IMG_6277.JPG

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2013 02:01 AM (+cx5n)

HAHAHAHaHahaha! Have you previously published that one? -- 'cause that's the first I've seen it.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:09 PM (T1005)

629 *stares at Facebook*

Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 10:09 PM (Zm0GY)

630 HAHAHAHaHahaha! Have you previously published that one? -- 'cause that's the first I've seen it. Posted by: cthulhu Yeah, it was in the G-rated (and hence lesser-viewed) Part 2 of the Folsom report.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 10:11 PM (+cx5n)

631 Somehow the idea of The Elder God as being gay does not fit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:13 PM (LSDdO)

632 626 HAHAHAHaHahaha! Have you previously published that one? -- 'cause that's the first I've seen it.
Posted by: cthulhu

Yeah, it was in the G-rated (and hence lesser-viewed) Part 2 of the Folsom report.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2013 02:11 AM (+cx5n)

Wait, there was MORE content in the G-rated reports? I thought they were just blurred versions of the other ones.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:13 PM (T1005)

633 Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:13 AM (T1005)

Ain't that a hoot. To find that some showed some restraint (or taste).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:14 PM (LSDdO)

634 Not even the previous definition of gay. The Elder God as a bon vivant as framed in our human context.

*rolls for sanity and fails*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 10:14 PM (Zm0GY)

635 *Too drunk to comment*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2013 10:17 PM (oFCZn)

636 630 Not even the previous definition of gay. The Elder God as a bon vivant as framed in our human context.

*rolls for sanity and fails*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2013 02:14 AM (Zm0GY)

Meh. Sanity is overrated.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:17 PM (T1005)

637 anyone know of a good twitter tutorial online?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:18 PM (rDidD)

638 Wait, there was MORE content in the G-rated reports? I thought they were just blurred versions of the other ones. Posted by: cthulhu No -- the blurred versions were just the blurred versions of the same reports. I'm talking about "Part 2", which is basically the second half of the report, into which I dumped all the organically no-need-to-blur natural G-rated pix.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 10:19 PM (+cx5n)

639 oyasumi

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 10:20 PM (Zm0GY)

640 where the fuck is Peaches anyway?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:20 PM (rDidD)

641 how is oyasumi gonna help with twitter

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:21 PM (rDidD)

642 BTW, last week I actually saw a pretty good film adaption of a Lovecraft story -- I didn't even know a good adaption had ever been made from any of his works. Surprisingly effective. Worth checking out: The Color Out of Space http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756479/

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2013 10:22 PM (+cx5n)

643 it is not even midnight she gots to be awake

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:22 PM (rDidD)

644 anyone see that video of chemjeff and his cat, where he was kickin snow? only joking ChemJeff.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:24 PM (rDidD)

645 how is oyasumi gonna help with twitter Posted by: yankeefifth

Try Youtube. Lots of starter vids.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 10:26 PM (B0gqn)

646 there was a follow to that story (maybe saw it here?)

Lady said cat (that was a rescue cat) was harassing the dog.

Cat was taken to get tested for rabies (test being fatal) but no rabies.

Just a cat that's been mistreated and a little psycho is all.

Lady is lucky she didn't lose an eye or something.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:28 PM (LSDdO)

647 anyone know of a good twitter tutorial online? Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2013 02:18 AM (rDidD) http://www.tgdn.org/

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 18, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)

648 And BTW that incident with the lady and the cat is a perfect metaphor for the Media and how it works.

Gather incomplete and inaccurate accounts

Publish a video that show only a small part of the event(s)
and none of any leading up to the events.

Make judgments on the reasons and actors in the event

Pass sentence on those actors without gathering more information

Publish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:30 PM (LSDdO)

649 634 Wait, there was MORE content in the G-rated reports? I thought they were just blurred versions of the other ones.
Posted by: cthulhu

No -- the blurred versions were just the blurred versions of the same reports. I'm talking about "Part 2", which is basically the second half of the report, into which I dumped all the organically no-need-to-blur natural G-rated pix.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2013 02:19 AM (+cx5n)

Hmmm....don't know how I missed it, then -- I generally read all your stuff.....and enjoy the heck out of it, too. How else would I know of the elaborate tent protocols for Presidential visits, or dueling protests raging across The City, or the wild dinner parties of the rich and famous? But the shot with the shirt is now in my collection of photographic Cthulhu-iana. Thanks!!!

Although I seldom get up north of Fremont/Palo Alto, if you see a guy roaming around wearing shorts and any of these except the audio one -- http://shirt.woot.com/catalog?q=cthulhu -- then the password is "2-4-6-8 --Val-u-rite is hobo bait." I'll buy you a drink or three.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:31 PM (T1005)

650 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:30 AM (LSDdO) so what really happened? link?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:32 PM (rDidD)

651 646 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:30 AM (LSDdO)

so what really happened? link?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2013 02:32 AM (rDidD)

I believe that this refers to a video in (IIRC) the sidebar where a woman is walking on a road near a cat and starts shooing the cat away by kicking snow at it -- until the cat goes all berserker on her and knocks her to the ground.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:38 PM (T1005)

652 I believe that this refers to a video in (IIRC) the sidebar where a woman is walking on a road near a cat and starts shooing the cat away by kicking snow at it -- until the cat goes all berserker on her and knocks her to the ground. Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:38 AM (T1005) oops, i am a little slow on the uptake. sadly not in any related to scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:40 PM (rDidD)

653 so, does the @name count towards my 140 character limit, how about the #whatever, is that taken out of my 140 characters?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:43 PM (rDidD)

654 648 I believe that this refers to a video in (IIRC) the sidebar where a woman is walking on a road near a cat and starts shooing the cat away by kicking snow at it -- until the cat goes all berserker on her and knocks her to the ground.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:38 AM (T1005)

oops, i am a little slow on the uptake. sadly not in any related to scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2013 02:40 AM (rDidD)

Why not?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:44 PM (T1005)

655 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2013 02:43 AM (rDidD)

You should probably experiment with it.

Send some tweets to whoever and see what gets cut off.

just don't take any pictures of your naughty bits.

Unless you're Carlos Danger.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:45 PM (LSDdO)

656 if I'm not back by morning, Hugh bbvv ok? hhhbhfffg

Posted by: Serendipitydoodah, Santa's mindful webworker at December 18, 2013 10:46 PM (yFFC0)

657 Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:44 AM (T1005)

probably lives in Colorado or Washington.

Know what I mean?

*inhales on lit, thin paper object*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:47 PM (LSDdO)

658 So are we making a race for the evill digits or are you trying to be reeeeeal casual about it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:48 PM (LSDdO)

659 I kind of like the idea of sending GLAAD cheap plastic duck calls

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 19, 2013 01:07 AM (aDwsi)

With the reeds taken out; so when you blow into them, they just make a soft whooshing sound, like a much-reamed asshole farting. Call them "butt-pirate calls".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2013 10:48 PM (TKUw7)

660 I don't recall ever hitting that number.

BTW 2 people hit the mega millions I think.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (LSDdO)

661 effing work, fun project, lots of effin work, interestingly twitter is something I gots to learn. I should know somethin' before I hve the interns lean me. I need some grammar help as well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (rDidD)

662 657 = why no scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (rDidD)

663 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2013 02:48 AM (TKUw7)

Too expensive.

Let's send them cheap plastic ducks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:49 PM (LSDdO)

664 when twittering it will help if you ever programmed in a ram limited environment.

Also had to invent names for files with only 8.3 chars to use.

u lrn 2 abrv8

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:51 PM (LSDdO)

665 so, does the @name count towards my 140 character limit, how about the #whatever, is that taken out of my 140 characters? Posted by: yankeefifth

Yes, not your own but others you are addressing.

#Hashtags as well count to the total.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 10:52 PM (B0gqn)

666 5

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:52 PM (LSDdO)

667 3

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:52 PM (LSDdO)

668 u lrn 2 abrv8 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:51 AM (LSDdO)

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:52 PM (rDidD)

669 2

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:52 PM (LSDdO)

670 yes!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:53 PM (LSDdO)

671 And.....?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:53 PM (T1005)

672 #Hashtags as well count to the total. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2013 02:52 AM (B0gqn) thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2013 10:53 PM (rDidD)

673 Congratulations, Bitter Clinger!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:53 PM (T1005)

674 dang it. printing out forms and miss all the fun ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 10:54 PM (jdRXP)

675 So. Does this mean I get an all expense paid trip to HELL?

Or is it just one more meaningless goal reached as I slog down the path of my life?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:55 PM (LSDdO)

676 Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2013 02:09 AM (Zm0GY)

You never know, Anna, maybe you could cement a new relationship?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2013 10:57 PM (TKUw7)

677 Wish I had some money to burn.

I'd send the GLAAD boys 50,000 plastic ducks.

One at a time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:57 PM (LSDdO)

678 671 So. Does this mean I get an all expense paid trip to HELL?

Or is it just one more meaningless goal reached as I slog down the path of my life?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:55 AM (LSDdO)

Pretty much the latter.

There are no all-expense-paid trips to hell....you have to pay and pay and pay and pay and pay.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 10:58 PM (T1005)

679 Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2013 02:09 AM (Zm0GY)

I the date set in stone?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:58 PM (LSDdO)

680 dang screwed up the punchline

IS THE DATE SET IN STONE?

*yuck yuck*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 10:59 PM (LSDdO)

681 Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas... Did they send you a program abstract?

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 10:59 PM (jdRXP)

682 I'll bet they have some really concrete ideas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:00 PM (LSDdO)

683 Briliant tweet from @IowaHawkBlog: A&E should be free to choose their clientele as they see fit. The same rule should apply to people who bake wedding cakes.

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 18, 2013 11:00 PM (Vk2pI)

684 I'd be careful at any of the mixers.

There might be an aggregate of losers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:00 PM (LSDdO)

685 672 Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2013 02:09 AM (Zm0GY)

You never know, Anna, maybe you could cement a new relationship?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2013 02:57 AM (TKUw7)

Y'know, when our totalitarian friends manage to get things going, Brutalist architecture [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brutalist_architecture ] is poised to make a huge comeback! Having solid concrete connections could really pay off.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:01 PM (T1005)

686 Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 19, 2013 03:00 AM (Vk2pI)

No argument from me.

Just as the viewership can decide to not.

But they use the Gov't and the threat of deadly force against the bakers and the photographers and anyone else that they become insulted by.

Where does it end?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:04 PM (LSDdO)

687 680 I'd be careful at any of the mixers.

There might be an aggregate of losers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:00 AM (LSDdO)

These things get so repetitive -- after you leave the bar once, you find yourself having to rebar again and again.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:06 PM (T1005)

688 Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas... Will there be any side activities you can walk to?

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 11:07 PM (jdRXP)

689 Where does it end?

I'll tell you where it ends.

It ends when that flaming ball of gas finally exhausts all it's fuel and expands. Engulfing the inner planets in a hot gas envelope that incinerates everything within.

Is the complete loss of sun spots an indicator that the fuel is gone?

The Sun has been burning for 4,000 million years +/- and we have NO data on how long that compares to other suns that have gone out.

Will we see a bright red glow on the horizon one night and then inhale ash and soot for one brief nanosecond?

There that should give you nightmares.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:08 PM (LSDdO)

690 These things get so repetitive -- after you leave the bar once, you find yourself having to rebar again and again.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 03:06 AM (T1005)

Confucious say: "He who overdoes concrete pun, exhibits bad form."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2013 11:09 PM (TKUw7)

691 684 Side ad for me to register at the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...

Will there be any side activities you can walk to?

Posted by: Adriane... at December 19, 2013 03:07 AM (jdRXP)

Hmmm....I'm not familiar with the event -- is it sponsored by any foundations?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:09 PM (T1005)

692 686 These things get so repetitive -- after you leave the bar once, you find yourself having to rebar again and again.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 03:06 AM (T1005)

Confucious say: "He who overdoes concrete pun, exhibits bad form."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2013 03:09 AM (TKUw7)

I thought it was "He who overdoes concrete pun, trowels it on thickly."

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:10 PM (T1005)

693 World of Concrete

Movie: Rocky

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:11 PM (LSDdO)

694 There'll probably be a slurry of registrations at the last minute.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:12 PM (LSDdO)

695 Hmmm....I'm not familiar with the event -- is it sponsored by any foundations? Hopefully nothing cemented to the Hanoi Jane Foundation ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 11:13 PM (jdRXP)

696 689 World of Concrete

Movie: Rocky

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:11 AM

Must. Pump. One. More. Yard....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:13 PM (T1005)

697 Global Warming.

I was looking forward to Global Warming.

Now I'll be lucky to get to my end years only slightly frost bit.

Dang. I hate the cold.

But every place that I could get to that's warm sucks.

Been there, lived there, moved away. And for damned good reasons too!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:14 PM (LSDdO)

698 Confucious say: "He who overdoes concrete pun, exhibits bad form." Hey Man! It's late at night and we're in a sump!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 11:14 PM (jdRXP)

699 >>>the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...<<<

In the aggregate, those conventions are awesome.

Posted by: loving being a hater at December 18, 2013 11:14 PM (LDsJ6)

700 I have to say -- considering this late hour, things are tilting-up!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:15 PM (T1005)

701 A World of Concrete would be hard to live in.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:15 PM (LSDdO)

702 Rocky Dennis

Face Like Concrete.

Posted by: Mask at December 18, 2013 11:15 PM (lq3Ak)

703 Must be time to pozz for the cause

Mohr to come

Posted by: jc at December 18, 2013 11:17 PM (PlzOe)

704 "A&E is fully within their rights to make decisions with regard to how they conduct business and, frankly, that applies to crappy decisions as well. They have cowered to the smallest, most radical element of an already very small minority of Americans who, in all likelihood, watch very little A&E programming to begin with.

The Robertsons were rich in love, in business, and in faith before the Duck Dynasty series and will continue to remain so long after it ends. Perhaps more so. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2013 11:29 PM (DmNpO)"

He said it in GQ, not on the show itself, but what was "crass"? He didn't swear or use a vulgar term, he just used the proper terms "vagina" and anus". Heck, the Big Bang Theory guys are pretty descriptive every week on their show. I don't think AandE blushes at the word "vagina" anyway, they're not prudes. All he said about homosexuality was it isn't logical. Ooooh, isn't he a bully? So mean! *clutch my pearls* Nope, AndE fire him because he's Christian, period.

This comes on the heels of AandE adding fake bleeps on Duck Dynasty to imply swearing, pressuring the family to not say "in Jesus name" at grace (they claim it might offend Muslims -- the same religion that hangs gays!), and now they've fired Phil.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 18, 2013 11:18 PM (KL49F)

705 I think I know where all the bulk purveyors will be hanging out.....http://tinyurl.com/jwuaquy

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:20 PM (T1005)

706 >>>the 2014 World of Concrete convention in Vegas...<<<

Just be careful if you're gambling while there... that could be a shoo-in to get you underwater.

Posted by: loving being a hater at December 18, 2013 11:22 PM (LDsJ6)

707 Game of Thrones, Season 4 teaser ... http://tinyurl.com/gotfour

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 11:24 PM (jdRXP)

708 But they use the Gov't and the threat of deadly force against the bakers and the photographers and anyone else that they become insulted by. Where does it end? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:04 AM (LSDdO) AllÂ… are equal. But some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Comrade Squealer at December 18, 2013 11:24 PM (Vk2pI)

709 But some are more equal than others. Mongo just a pawn in game of life ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 18, 2013 11:25 PM (jdRXP)

710 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 19, 2013 03:18 AM (KL49F)

This has nothing to do with what he said, this has to do with media moving the Overton window. Mind you, they got a lot of mileage out of stuff like "Queer Eye" -- which was a fun series that was quite charming. But we're past the funsies, and into the scolds, and the media think they can move further and faster by ginning up this sort of "scandal".

I'm not sure they're correct.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:25 PM (T1005)

711 I'm becoming more and more certain that the trigger event for the coming preference cascade will occur because of something like this.

A video that goes viral, and incident on a street that the media can't suppress or doesn't suppress fast enough.

Like lighted match tossed into a trailer that's got a leak in the gas line.

And has been sitting in the sun with the windows/doors closed all day.

*PHOOMPH*

(I love that sound. Better than the bang or thud of gun powder or high explosive. The sound of a combustible atmosphere reaching ignition. It's a soft almost pillow like sound.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:31 PM (LSDdO)

712 >>>A video that goes viral, and incident on a street<<<

It's always a Youtube video...

Posted by: Susan Rice at December 18, 2013 11:32 PM (LDsJ6)

713 And like a $1 roman candle our spurt sputters out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:33 PM (LSDdO)

714 "Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back before breakfast"

Who, where, when.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:35 PM (LSDdO)

715 707 I'm becoming more and more certain that the trigger event for the coming preference cascade will occur because of something like this.

A video that goes viral, and incident on a street that the media can't suppress or doesn't suppress fast enough.

Like lighted match tossed into a trailer that's got a leak in the gas line.

And has been sitting in the sun with the windows/doors closed all day.

*PHOOMPH*

(I love that sound. Better than the bang or thud of gun powder or high explosive. The sound of a combustible atmosphere reaching ignition. It's a soft almost pillow like sound.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:31 AM (LSDdO)

To combine the notion of "trigger event" with "preference cascade", prithee consider the "fuel-air bomb" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xCgNdZPKk -- the first charge disperses the fuel, the second ignites it.

And, from a long, long, long way away, it sort of sounds like
*PHOOMPH* -- but, up close, there is no sound....only obliteration.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:38 PM (T1005)

716 709 And like a $1 roman candle our spurt sputters out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:33 AM (LSDdO)

Speak for your own spurt.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:39 PM (T1005)

717 Expert; Eks spurt

A drip under pressure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:40 PM (LSDdO)

718 Night all. Here is "Steady Breakdown" by Kylesa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiDl-CeNgGY

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2013 11:40 PM (Vk2pI)

719 Oh if my folks could see me now.

they'd cry and cry and cry

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:41 PM (LSDdO)

720 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 11:42 PM (LSDdO)

721 My #700 was in response to Y-Not's #463 "
463 Is it possible that the Duck Dynasty guy's suspension was due in part to the coarse language he used to express his distaste for homosexuality?

Obviously I'm not defending the PC Police, but he is on a family network and what I read of his comment was pretty crass.

Posted by: Y-not at December 19, 2013 12:40 AM (zDsvJ)"

Sorry about that! D'oh!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 18, 2013 11:45 PM (KL49F)

722 Heh, there was talk of Matt LeBlanc for some reason the other day, and sure enough, he just saw him on a UK episode of Top Gear to make a run in the reasonably priced car.

He was so freaking mellow during the interview and seemed like a genuinely nice normal guy. They show him in the car as he's doing his timed lap... calm, casually shrugging for the in-car camera as he deftly slices around a corner... only to find out he's posted the fastest lap to date.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 18, 2013 11:46 PM (LDsJ6)

723 Just as a side note, in case there's a moron in Microsoft's marketing department (as if)....in Windows 7, you have a medium-sized icon across the bottom of the screen for your open apps. I'm running Dashboard for WinHomeServer2011, and the icon is supposed to be the edges of some round gauges in a little square window. But every time I look at it, I think it's a cartoon pig doing http://tinyurl.com/mkv3nxh

Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2013 11:47 PM (T1005)

724 they'd cry and cry and cry

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:41 AM (LSDdO)

=====

would their first clue be your hash? Reminiscent of hallucinations by Homer Simpson.

Posted by: jc at December 18, 2013 11:47 PM (PlzOe)

725 >>>Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 19, 2013 03:45 AM (KL49F)<<<

Wasn't there an episode where he takes one of his grandsons and the boys girlfriend out in a boat and is talking to them about STDs and the need to play it safe?

If I remember correctly, it might not have been exactly G-rated family programming, but no worse than what he said in GQ, and by no means offensive.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 18, 2013 11:53 PM (LDsJ6)

726 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQQVEd5LoM -- but, guys...it's been a while.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 12:19 AM (T1005)

727 The only Dr. Who is the bushy haired one, Tom Baker.

All the rest are jumped up wannabes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 12:37 AM (LSDdO)

728 Who really knew what they were taking back then?

They (the dealers) called a lot of stuff by names that had no relation to what they were chemically.

That's why the prevalence later of bad experiences.

Or so I was told.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 12:39 AM (LSDdO)

729 AoSHQ needs a test pattern.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 12:39 AM (LSDdO)

730 Â“It seems like, to me, a vagina Â– as a man Â– would be more desirable than a manÂ’s anus. ThatÂ’s just me.Â” UNACCEPTABLE!

Posted by: Z Ryan at December 19, 2013 12:44 AM (fMK2m)

731 Phil Robertson is a "reality tv" star... and he was fired for being REAL.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 19, 2013 12:44 AM (KL49F)

732 .....and all of a sudden it's Grand Central Station in here. What was this, some sort of coordinated potty break?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 12:53 AM (T1005)

733 A ampersand E... hmmm... wasn't that the channel brought the Sopranos to basic cable?

Nothing offensive there.

Obviously Phil is much worse. Carry on A ampersand E. Carry on.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 12:55 AM (LDsJ6)

734 There must've been a break between pron shows

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 12:57 AM (LSDdO)

735 725 AoSHQ needs a test pattern.

Ask and ye shall receive:

http://tinyurl.com/4w3p3y

Posted by: bill-o at December 19, 2013 12:58 AM (AWwDY)

736 >> AoSHQ needs a test pattern.

Test patterns are racist, as they contain a pic of an Indian.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 12:59 AM (wNF3N)

737 Tech note:

If you have a photobucket account please note that if you fill in any personal information for the account, it will shown by photobucket and associated with your user name.

I just found that out and freaked. I thought the personal stuff I filled in was for the account and not as social information for viewers.

I deleted that most ricky tick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 12:59 AM (LSDdO)

738 Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 04:59 AM (wNF3N)

That's not an Indian you racist pig.

That is an indigenous aboriginal tribesman.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:00 AM (LSDdO)

739 HOW dare they use that image of my ancestor???

Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at December 19, 2013 01:02 AM (LDsJ6)

740 There. I killed that bit of kerfluffle.

Now back to our show which is in progress.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:02 AM (LSDdO)

741 ONT compliance photo:

http://tinyurl.com/kzn5vvk

Posted by: bill-o at December 19, 2013 01:04 AM (AWwDY)

742 jacking up my comments stats

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:05 AM (LSDdO)

743 comment inflation: is it worse here than at Harvard?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:06 AM (LSDdO)

744 I can't be bothered trying for most nics.

Too weird and too much work.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:06 AM (LSDdO)

745 but spamming the blog?

I am so there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:07 AM (LSDdO)

746

heheh eh heh... "jacking"... heheh eh heheh

Posted by: beavis at December 19, 2013 01:08 AM (9gNQd)

747 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:00 AM (LSDdO)

Fuuuuuuck. My PC meter is in the shop for repairs (it blows out frequently, and they are threatening to not honor the warranty any more).

I'll make a note of it.

Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at December 19, 2013 05:02 AM (LDsJ6)

As the leader of The Crab People, I expected no less. And I have noted your latest campaign, to stop the use of credit reports in deciding on who to hire. Because everyone wants to hire comptrollers with $2 million in debts to bookies.

I'm sure that will end well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 01:09 AM (wNF3N)

748 The commenting is poised to take off.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 01:09 AM (LDsJ6)

749 Health bulletin

Using Viagra/Cialis?

Go for the natural solution

L-citrulline and/or L-Arginine.

THEY WORK!!!!!11!!!!

Endorsed by poor broke-dick old guys.

ME!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:09 AM (LSDdO)

750 uh oh. my strikeout didn't work?

Test ~~test~~

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:10 AM (LSDdO)

751 >>>As the leader of The Crab People, I expected no less. And I have noted your latest campaign, to stop the use of credit reports in deciding on who to hire. Because everyone wants to hire comptrollers with $2 million in debts to bookies.

I'm sure that will end well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 05:09 AM (wNF3N)<<<

I, uh, er, um... hey, Deval.... help!

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 01:12 AM (LDsJ6)

752 OH I see the line through the s in guys doesn't show up well.

anywhoo

endorsed by poor broke-dick old guy.

Me!!

L-Citrulline is better (they say) as it is a precursor for L-Arginine and is more easily absorbed. (less expensive also)

You do have to take about 1-3 grams for any affect.

But it does work. And for the same reasons that Cialis does.

Of course no one else has this problem. do they?

or will admit to it anyway.

Having a limp dick is like masturbation. Everyone experiences it but no one wants to admit to it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:13 AM (LSDdO)

753 Um yes my little chickadee, I've killed the thread again.

or just put it to sleep.

Yes.

I won't drink water.

Fish fuck in it you know.

Yes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:16 AM (LSDdO)

754 Bob Dole is not afraid to admit that Bob Dole has a "little Bob Dole" problem.

Bob Dole.

Bob.

D...o...le.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 19, 2013 01:17 AM (LDsJ6)

755 My movie review of Black Snake Moan. This movie has Samuel Jackson (whose politics pisses me off, I admit), Christina Ricci, and Justin Timberlake??!? It's available on Netflix streaming.

And it's a very fine movie, a story of redemption and hope. It doesn't hurt at all that Christina runs around in her undies and short tops (or no tops), but that isn't the main attraction. And Jackson apparently does have some skill in playing the blues.

I'd give this 3.5, maybe even 4 stars.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 01:18 AM (wNF3N)

756 Phil gets fired but vicious bully Daniel Savage still gets speaking gigs?

How's that happen?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:18 AM (LSDdO)

757 Coach at posh NYC private school fired because he was married and not a lesbian Lesbian boss fired teacher over 'traditional family': suit http://nyp.st/1dP6EOU

Posted by: Thunderb at December 19, 2013 01:20 AM (zOTsN)

758 I refuse to watch many movies these days and NO tv.

There's just so much snark and assumed righteousness by a bunch of people that couldn't survive on their own abilities except in the nation that they spend all their time tearing down and ridiculing.

I just will not even inadvertently contribute to their livelihood or lifestyle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:21 AM (LSDdO)

759 I always found the notion "assumed racism in republicans" from the pigressives rather amusing. When I mention that my family actively campaigned for Cain and Blackwell they have this blank look and usually respond.."well they are not real black men." Cognivitive desonance indeed.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 01:22 AM (fWX8r)

760 How long before they start the reeducation camps? They already force people into diversity training courses and in schools they have classes on it.

If you have children please, please home school them.

It's become child abuse to send a kid to a public school these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:22 AM (LSDdO)

761 I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes, moaning on this motherfucking plane!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at December 19, 2013 01:23 AM (LDsJ6)

762 setting 'em up and knocking 'em down.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:23 AM (LSDdO)

763 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:24 AM (LSDdO)

764 755 >> pigressives

Buckeye, I may borrow this variant spelling from time to time to spice up my rants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 01:25 AM (wNF3N)

765 "Duck Dynasty's' Phil Robertson on Indefinite Hiatus Following Anti-Gay Remarks"

I have a hiatus hernia. It's something that's usually not enough trouble to have an operation like an umbilical hernia. (which I also have had)

It's a pain (literally) and when it's going on can be very upsetting.

The Doctor's (of course) originally poohed poohed me when I said I thought I had one and prescribed a bunch of pills and said I didn't know what I was talking about.

But they were wrong.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:28 AM (LSDdO)

766 At least I'm trying to supply some modicum of content in my spam.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:28 AM (LSDdO)

767 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:29 AM (LSDdO)

768 756 >> If you have children please, please home school them.

BC, don't think that this plan gets you out of state control. It depends on the state:

https://www.hslda.org/laws/default.asp

The trend of course is to moar state involvement in home schooling.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 01:31 AM (wNF3N)

769 The godkids are Waldorf. At least they believe in some sort of education.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:35 AM (T1005)

770 And what the kcuf does "modelo" edition mean?

I can only find a reference to some Mesican beer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:38 AM (LSDdO)

771 For some reason, this night seems darker and colder than the lack of sun and thermometer would indicate.....I'm thinking that it's the pre-solstice thing. After the solstice, the days will get longer, the sun will shine more, the temperature will have an upward trend, the plants will sprout, and abundance will grow....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:39 AM (T1005)

772 It's always darkest before the virgin is sacrificed to ensure the God in the sky comes back to warm the fields.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:40 AM (LSDdO)

773 During these late night stretches, is a moderator watching?

or are we

OFF THE HOOK!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:41 AM (LSDdO)

774 Geeez it's almost like people have something better to do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:42 AM (LSDdO)

775 Kenney claims the allegedly biased athletic director Â“routinely favored other single, younger females without children and discriminated against [him] because of his gender, sexual orientation, Â‘traditional family status,Â’ and age.Â” Â“He felt ostracized because of his family,Â” KenneyÂ’s attorney, Steven Morelli told The Post in an interview. Â“He had been doing this for so many years and he certainly did the job well or they would have gotten rid of him a long time ago,Â” Morelli added. Kenney coached soccer, basketball and golf at Trinity, where tuition costs as much as $41,370 a year. Â“On at least one occasion Kenney was dissuaded from attending social events with his peers because he was a heterosexual, married male with children, who wouldnÂ’t fit in with [KriegerÂ’s] Â‘culture.Â’Â” He says three other married coaches with young children were also sacked. Kenney was replaced by a gay female, according to court papers.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 19, 2013 01:42 AM (zOTsN)

776 there should be a comment counter thingy (for individuals) so we can top up our comments as the week goes by.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:42 AM (LSDdO)

777 770 : Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:42 AM (LSDdO)

to quote Bruce Wayne....

"there's nothing better..."

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 01:43 AM (9jfyN)

778 Go ahead.

No one is watching.

Posted by: the NSA at December 19, 2013 01:43 AM (LDsJ6)

779 772 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:42 AM (LSDdO)

No, no please dear God no

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 01:43 AM (9jfyN)

780 Gee. calm down already.

We know nothing's going to change.

that's part of the charm (yeah that's the word) of this place.

It's like an old time bar. Sawdust on the floor, brass rail bar, spittoons, no lite beer and a trough for a urinal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:45 AM (LSDdO)

781 755 Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 05:22 AM (fWX8r)

I pushed for Condi...

she is not black either...

although somehow Father Ice Ice Pfleger is black....

I think black in the new code for red.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 01:46 AM (9jfyN)

782 768 It's always darkest before the virgin is sacrificed to ensure the God in the sky comes back to warm the fields.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:40 AM (LSDdO)

VIRGIN?!?!?

I've been doin' it wrong.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:47 AM (T1005)

783 I'd like to push something with Condi.

Heh heh

wanna see my bippy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:47 AM (LSDdO)

784 >> I'm thinking that it's the pre-solstice thing. After the solstice, the days will get longer, the sun will shine more, the temperature will have an upward trend,

All true but for the upward temp trend. There is a lag time time of close to 6-8 weeks between the shortest day and the average lows. Otherwise winter would end on Dec. 23. January avg. temps are always colder than Dec. temps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 01:48 AM (wNF3N)

785 So now they're saying that some of the drugs that are being given to kids for ADHD can lead to priapism (over 4 hour boners to you cretins out there).

Great. So now we get them focused but they're focused on their dick?

Super.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:49 AM (LSDdO)

786 779 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:47 AM (LSDdO)

the rumor mill says she butters the other side of her bread...

which explains along with Richard Grennell my homophobia one supposes....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 01:50 AM (9jfyN)

787 Condi is mine!!!

Posted by: Zombie Muammar Gaddaffi at December 19, 2013 01:50 AM (LDsJ6)

788 @ 760 GnuBreed All yours. I try to use "they are fascists from tips of their snouts to the curly tails" in a following paragraph.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 01:50 AM (fWX8r)

789 She can butter any side of my bread anytime.

I also like to watch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:50 AM (LSDdO)

790 781 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:49 AM (LSDdO)

In the case of Jim Messina we call that "PBS Kidz"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 01:51 AM (9jfyN)

791 783 >> Condi is mine!!!

Colonel Dead Mofo, Condi bats for the other side.

Plus, I'm pretty sure she ain't into permanent stiffs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 01:55 AM (wNF3N)

792 I'm done.

You can't be done.

Why not?

Because Dunne's in California.

Who, when, what song.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:55 AM (LSDdO)

793 Colonel Dead Mofo, Condi bats for the other side.

S'okay.

I'll glaze her doughnut for her.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:56 AM (LSDdO)

794 I just had a highly rated defrag utility pop-up a Christmas special advertisement. I'm uninstalling the utility, everything from the publisher, and deleting every associated file of theirs that I can find. Ho, ho, ho....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 01:57 AM (T1005)

795 show of hands.

Here 1

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 01:57 AM (LSDdO)

796 791 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:57 AM (LSDdO)

One hand?

My condolences...

Three....(he's trained)

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 01:58 AM (9jfyN)

797 >>>Colonel Dead Mofo, Condi bats for the other side.<<<

It's ok with me. I'm much more tolerant than Phil Robertson.

Posted by: Zombie Muammar Gaddaffi at December 19, 2013 01:59 AM (LDsJ6)

798 I always found the notion "assumed racism in republicans" from the pigressives rather amusing. When I mention that my family actively campaigned for Cain and Blackwell they have this blank look and usually respond.."well they are not real black men."

Cognivitive desonance indeed.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 05:22 AM (fWX8r)

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Well Cain didn't have the authentic black experience growing up. His mom was a white libertine who had bit of the jungle fever. His parents divorced before he was 1 year old and he ended up living in Indonesia during his formative years. When he turned ten he was pawned off onto his white grandparents who enrolled him in a pricey college prep school. His college years were spent at Columbia University and Yale. Clearly, not the typical black experience.

Posted by: Emily Latella at December 19, 2013 01:59 AM (Zswg6)

799 Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 05:57 AM (T1005)

Programmer's

They never think how stuff looks after the 100th time the user has to see it.

The first couple times, it's cute or amusing or even a necessary part of the experience.

but soon the interruption and the repetition makes the user want to reach through the interface and back in time and throttle the little jerk who thought it was "a good idea".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:00 AM (LSDdO)

800 Condi's a heckuva talented lady. I think she has twice the smarts of every asshole in the Obama Administration.....combined.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:00 AM (T1005)

801 Count off you slackers

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Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:01 AM (LSDdO)

802 711 707 I'm becoming more and more certain that the trigger event for the coming preference cascade will occur because of something like this. A video that goes viral, and incident on a street that the media can't suppress or doesn't suppress fast enough. Like lighted match tossed into a trailer that's got a leak in the gas line. And has been sitting in the sun with the windows/doors closed all day. *PHOOMPH* (I love that sound. Better than the bang or thud of gun powder or high explosive. The sound of a combustible atmosphere reaching ignition. It's a soft almost pillow like sound.) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 03:31 AM (LSDdO) To combine the notion of "trigger event" with "preference cascade", prithee consider the "fuel-air bomb" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xCgNdZPKk -- the first charge disperses the fuel, the second ignites it. And, from a long, long, long way away, it sort of sounds like *PHOOMPH* -- but, up close, there is no sound....only obliteration. Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 03:38 AM (T1005) The pressure wave of a good "combustion event" can be better then sex. I recommend it over Cialis.

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2013 02:01 AM (4JkHl)

803 794 Emily Latella at December 19, 2013 05:59 AM (Zswg6)

I shall never forget Cain's attendance at a raciallly bigoted Church being made a campaign issue....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 02:01 AM (9jfyN)

804 Too bad Condi was ruined by the Bushes.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 02:02 AM (LDsJ6)

805 Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 05:57 AM (T1005)

AND telling everyone you know about it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:02 AM (LSDdO)

806 Oh wait that wasn't Cain, never mind.

Posted by: Emily Latella at December 19, 2013 02:03 AM (Zswg6)

807 781 So now they're saying that some of the drugs that are being given to kids for ADHD can lead to priapism (over 4 hour boners to you cretins out there). Great. So now we get them focused but they're focused on their dick? Super. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 05:49 AM (LSDdO) Look for Harry Reid to slip a "study" into the next HHS funding bill.

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2013 02:03 AM (4JkHl)

808 Maybe she can still take over the NFL and fix that.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 02:03 AM (LDsJ6)

809 Or how no one from the colleges he attended could remember him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:04 AM (LSDdO)

810 Cain's extravagant house in Hyde Park was wrong as well, no real black people live in Hyde Park.

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2013 02:05 AM (4JkHl)

811 798 Jean at December 19, 2013 06:01 AM (4JkHl)

speaking of "happy events lasting more than 4 hours"....

http://youtu.be/dhFLTP5zKqA

who cannot respect the willful application of force?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 02:05 AM (9jfyN)

812 Choom and coke will do wonders for the memory.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 02:05 AM (LDsJ6)

813 Too bad Condi was ruined by the Bushes.

Posted by: loves to hate at December 19, 2013 06:02 AM (LDsJ6)

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Too bad the Bushes were ruined by Colin Powell.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2013 02:05 AM (Zswg6)

814 Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 06:05 AM (9jfyN)

TL;DW

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:06 AM (LSDdO)

815 793 >>>Colonel Dead Mofo, Condi bats for the other side.<<<

It's ok with me. I'm much more tolerant than Phil Robertson.

Posted by: Zombie Muammar Gaddaffi at December 19, 2013 05:59 AM (LDsJ6)

And, see -- that's just stupid. Phil Robertson is plenty tolerant, he just recognizes "batting from the other side" as a sin. Doesn't mean he won't shake their hand or give 'em a hug when they need one, or love 'em or comfort them when they're in distress. He's sinned, too, after all. The GLAAD "haters" bullshit is far, far worse than what Phil lives.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:06 AM (T1005)

816 Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2013 06:05 AM (Zswg6)

The Bushes were ruined by Yale.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:06 AM (LSDdO)

817 Sven, a vortex is another good reason to avoid living in areas with a high population density.

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2013 02:07 AM (4JkHl)

818 Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 06:06 AM (T1005)

Well, I don't know about shaking their hand . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:07 AM (LSDdO)

819 809 Darth Randall at December 19, 2013 06:05 AM (Zswg6)

too bad Colin Powell was ruined by Fournier's gangrene

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 02:08 AM (9jfyN)

820 Like was said up thread, the next season's in the can so probably even Phil don't give a sh!t.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 02:08 AM (LSDdO)

821 The Bushes were ruined by Yale.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 06:06 AM (LSDdO)

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Northeast living strikes again eh?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2013 02:10 AM (Zswg6)

822 810 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 06:06 AM (LSDdO)

as I said it took will and a 1000 planes....

813 Jean at December 19, 2013 06:07 AM (4JkHl)

You know my philosophy is if you're within 36 miles of a major metro you're doing it wrong....

if I get scarce sooner rather than later I do hope you have a happy holiday Jean.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 02:11 AM (9jfyN)

823 814 Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 06:06 AM (T1005)

Well, I don't know about shaking their hand . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 19, 2013 06:07 AM (LSDdO)

He might wash it afterward.....but, who wouldn't?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:11 AM (T1005)

824 Too bad I was ruined by Colin Powell.

Posted by: the dirve to Baghdad in Gulf War I at December 19, 2013 02:15 AM (LDsJ6)

825 @777 sven10077 Minorties and women who are not on the democrat plantation are a direct threat, hence the ultra visciousness directed at them. Hetro-white-males are the run of the mill Emmaneul Golsteins to the left.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 02:16 AM (fWX8r)

826 @820 "Too bad I was ruined by Colin Powell." I was with VII Corp attached to armor. After 3 days there was nothing but empty desert between us and Baghdad. When we ordered back we all said we would have to come back again. Funny the grunts on the ground had more clarity than the JCS.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 02:20 AM (fWX8r)

827 When Drudge started pushing a rumor that Condi was going to run in 2012, I was all for it. She would have immediately moved into my top 3. Smart. experienced, able to express a coherent policy overseas -- I'd have been glad to give her some serious consideration.

So I guess that makes me some kind of bigot. What kind, I guess I'd have to wait for the NYTs to explain to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 02:21 AM (wNF3N)

828 822 Buckeye Abroad at December 19, 2013 06:20 AM (fWX8r)

You have to go to a lot of schools to get as stupid as the elites.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 02:24 AM (9jfyN)

829 And in another sign of the apocalypse, Gabe's morning post is already up.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:25 AM (T1005)

830 early nood

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2013 02:25 AM (YsUZE)

831 823 When Drudge started pushing a rumor that Condi was going to run in 2012, I was all for it. She would have immediately moved into my top 3. Smart. experienced, able to express a coherent policy overseas -- I'd have been glad to give her some serious consideration.

So I guess that makes me some kind of bigot. What kind, I guess I'd have to wait for the NYTs to explain to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2013 06:21 AM (wNF3N)

The thing about Condi -- she's smart enough not to want it.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:26 AM (T1005)

832 I see that the leftist troll -or sock- who came to warn us last night was virtually ignored by everyone here. after their long rants. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2013 02:30 AM (BC6cY)

833 828 I see that the leftist troll -or sock- who came to warn us last night was virtually ignored by everyone here.
after their long rants. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2013 06:30 AM (BC6cY)

....like we've never seen lefty trolls......pffffft.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 19, 2013 02:33 AM (T1005)

834 829 cthulhu at December 19, 2013 06:33 AM (T1005)

In my defense I was asleep.

Further if the leftoids want to masturbate that's their business not watching is mine.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2013 02:35 AM (9jfyN)

835 The Bushes were ruined by pruning.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at December 19, 2013 03:28 AM (FtCW+)

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