December 05, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (12-5-2013)
— Maetenloch

Army Lt. Col. Doesn't Understand the Second Amendment, Constitution

Hoo boy this one just gives me a headache. Lt. Col Robert Bateman published an essay in Esquire in which he calls for complete gun control and ends up showing how unclear he is on the 2A and the Constitution in general.

Now Lt. Col. Bateman qualified as Airborne and a Ranger and is a military historian having written several books and taught at West Point. So he's not a nobody without any cred. Yet like so many others he gets hung up on the initial clause of the Second Amendment ("A well Regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state.") and pretty much runs off the rails after that.

Fundamentally he doesn't accept the Supreme Court's Heller decision at all. His counter-argument: Well he just knows better and they're all wrong. For him the militia = the National Guard and therefore civilians have no right to own firearms.

Oh and if he were king, he has a few modest royal pronouncements in mind:

1. The only guns permitted will be the following:
  • a. Smoothbore or Rifled muzzle-loading blackpowder muskets. No 7-11 in history has ever been held up with one of these.
  • b. Double-barrel breech-loading shotguns. Hunting with these is valid.
  • c. Bolt-action rifles with a magazine capacity no greater than five rounds. Like I said, hunting is valid. But if you cannot bring down a defenseless deer in under five rounds, then you have no fking reason to be holding a killing tool in the first place.

[See King Bateman is indeed a merciful and generous liege allowing people like yourselves to own something that goes bang - M.]

2. We will pry your gun from your cold, dead, fingers. That is because I am willing to wait until you die, hopefully of natural causes. Guns, except for the three approved categories, cannot be inherited. When you die your weapons must be turned into the local police department, which will then destroy them. (Weapons of historical significance will be de-milled, but may be preserved.)

3. Police departments are no longer allowed to sell or auction weapons used in crimes after the cases have been closed. (That will piss off some cops, since they really need this money. But you know what they need more? Less violence and death. By continuing the process of weapon recirculation, they are only making their jobs -- or the jobs of some other cops -- harder.)

4. We will submit a new tax on ammunition. In the first two years it will be 400 percent of the current retail cost of that type of ammunition. (Exemptions for the ammo used by the approved weapons.) Thereafter it will increase by 20 percent per year.

5. We will initiate a nationwide "buy-back" program, effective immediately, with the payouts coming from the DoD budget. This buy-back program will start purchasing weapons at 200 percent of their face value the first year, 150 percent the second year, 100 percent the third year. Thereafter there will be a 10 year pause, at which point the guns can be sold to the government at 10 percent of their value for the next 50 years.

[Okay his lordship is a tad weak in the econ area but that doesn't mean he still doesn't know what's best for all of you]

6. The major gun manufactures of the United States, less those who create weapons for the federal government and the armed forces, will be bought out by the United States of America, for our own damned good.

Okaaay - I don't even know what to say at this point.  I think this whole essay is clear evidence that a) some people simply don't get the whole concept of a constitutional republic b) when you leave your domain of expertise, there's no limit to the amount of stupid you can achieve, and c) under no circumstances must Robert Bateman ever be allowed even a scrap of political power. And it's also a reminder that there are some good reasons why the US is a civilian-run republic.

Update: Herschel Smith at The Captain's Journal who's familiar with Bateman's previous work says he's just an academic troll:

And thus has Bateman shored up his progressive credentials one more time, and gotten the attention he so desperately wants, all at the same time. In the future, pay no attention to Mr. Bateman. He’s a publicity hound and attention seeker, and uses inflammatory and exaggerated rhetoric to evoke responses. The internet calls this a “troll.” It’s just that he’s a troll with credentials – and he’s an expert on everything. If you don’t believe it, just ask him.

Andrew Sullivan and the Great Porn Gap

Unintentional funneh I assume since Sullivan has no known sense of humor.

For reasons I won't share, I was poking around Andrew Sullivan's site this week and stumbled across the following: apparently, there's a "porn gap." In "high-income cities" the top five search terms on porn-video websites are "1. Gay 2. Ebony 3. Teen 4. Lesbian and 5. MILF  while in low-income cities they are 1. Teen 2. Lesbian 3. MILF 4. Ebony 5. Gay."

The first thing to cross my mind, obviously, was What would Charles Murray have to say about this?

But then, that question turns out to be easier to answer than you might think.

A weekend Wall Street Journal essay-"Charles Murray on the porn class divide"-practically writes itself. He would look back on the good old days, when both the upper and lower classes had to watch the same pornography, so that no matter how much money your family had, at least you'd have some shared social experience. And there'd be a quiz, so that the rich could realize how little they understand about blue-collar porn.

But the best part is that Murray could even recycle his last title: Coming Apart.

The Douchebag Manifesto

"I gotta be me, as the douchebag credo goes."

- Ace of Spades, Nov. 20, 2012<

Hackivist types never take a warning and just keep going until they get busted and then it's all Bush's fault or something.

Felonious Topiary

What the fuck is wrong with our country these days?

FELONYbush

7 Horrifying Things You Didn't (Want to) Know About Prison

Inmates train for riots. At yard time, you'll see a ton of them doing martial arts together. Sometimes they'll start a fight with three or four guys just to see what our response is, that way they're able to work up a counter for it. They figure out what our moves are, and then they practice their methods for beating us while we watch

...That's one of the reasons we let them have things like Xboxes and PlayStations. If you give them video games, they'll be less likely to start fights. So once a week we'd hook up a bunch of TVs in a classroom so all of the murderers and rapists could play Halo. There's nothing more interesting than seeing guys who have killed multiple people deathmatching each other. Teabagging seems a lot less innocent when you know it might end with one of the aforementioned riots.

Speaking of which ...

#4. Anything Can Spark a Riot

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In Defense of the Going Out Shirt

It's being unfairly maligned.

The wild American bro is most recognizable by its ubiquitous nighttime camouflage: thigh-length swaths of cotton, collars pointed outward like airplane wings, sleeves rolled up and flared out like a Musketeer's. This is known in bro circles as the "going-out shirt." It is the bro's uniform whenever he goes to clubs, bars, house parties, or-god help us-dates. It is always worn untucked with jeans (boot cut, of course), and is considered the "dressed up" alternative to a T-shirt or polo.

I've still got a Going Out shirt or two and the bottom line is that I just look (and feel) good in it.

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Dog Breed "Improvement"

Breeding has done a lot of damage to dog breeds.

The English bulldog has come to symbolize all that is wrong with the dog fancy and not without good reason; they suffer from almost every possible disease. A 2004 survey by the Kennel Club found that they die at the median age of 6.25 years (n=180). There really is no such thing as a healthy bulldog. The bulldog's monstrous proportions makes them virtually incapable of mating or birthing without medical intervention.

bull-terrier

Yahoo group. That is all.

The group thingy. And the middle class.

And my Twitter spew.

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1 Thanks Heavens!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 06:50 PM (4Mv1T)

2 Evening Maet, guests, regulars.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)

3 Obama is a loser.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 06:52 PM (DoZD+)

4

NINE!

 

...or something

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 05, 2013 06:53 PM (lq3Ak)

5 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 06:53 PM (T1005)

6 I am drinking that very 21st century swill. And I'm all a-glow about it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 06:53 PM (4Mv1T)

7 This needs no additional comment: Slow-Mo GoPro Video Of Cliff Jump Gone Wrong Is Nothing Short Of Insane http://tinyurl.com/kqln8lt

Posted by: Thrawn at December 05, 2013 06:54 PM (ZyqBH)

8 Pace Bateman, I am willing to bet a far higher percentage of military guys/gals are solid supporters of the 2d Amendment than non-military.  Don't believe DiFi went thru basic...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at December 05, 2013 06:54 PM (FWwQD)

9 tenth!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 05, 2013 06:55 PM (8SsiG)

10 I think this whole essay is prima facie evidence that under no circumstances must Robert Bateman ever be allowed even a scrap of political power.

I think he should be my Gun Czar. He seems pretty well schooled in my flavor of neo-Marxism. Also, he'll make a fine officer in my legions. 

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 05, 2013 06:55 PM (Dwehj)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

12 Part of the time I was an Army major, I was an errand boy for two full birds and 4 light colonels.  That's a half-dozen men, with about 3 to maybe 4 brains between them.

That was a while ago and far away, but I learned that a person can get through West Point and make rank in the Army without giving Einstein any challenges

Posted by: Mamma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 05, 2013 06:56 PM (omBWL)

13 No Peaches?

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 05, 2013 06:56 PM (m9V0o)

14 6. The major gun manufactures of the United States, less those who create weapons for the federal government and the armed forces, will be bought out by the United States of America, for our own damned good. I like this guy. He'll be spared from the purge.

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at December 05, 2013 06:56 PM (ZyqBH)

15 I think Hammer won the virtual t-shirt tonight.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2013 06:56 PM (oFCZn)

16 Speaking of douchebags, Maet. BC and I were trying to get your attention a couple of days ago. This definitely belongs in the Douchebags with Hotties file: http://t.co/nFQQ1HlCTi or... as BC put it, it proves the saying about someone, somewhere, is tired of screwing her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 06:57 PM (DmNpO)

17 The militia act is obsolete.  Current federal law defining militia is 10 USC 311.

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/311

The dude is a straight up propagandist, or so ignorant of the laws of this nation its terrifying.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 06:57 PM (L0b3J)

18 Boy that Army muddafucker sure has it wrong on guns.

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 06:58 PM (SXDDj)

19 Maet, you swipe that from TAH?  I was just reading about Shitbag Bateman over there: http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=38724#comments


Posted by: Herman Cain at December 05, 2013 06:59 PM (LUkGY)

20 Good evening, Horde. Today was the last day of classes! Buy me beer. Skip the yarn, I'll just cram it up my cramhole.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 06:59 PM (N/cFh)

21 Hey you! Colonel Bateman. Yeah...you. The fucking retard.

Blow me.

And....fuck you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 06:59 PM (oJ5Fd)

22 It's obvious that Lt. Col. is fluffing for some kind of job in Obama's administration, or Hillary's or Elizabeth Warren's.

Posted by: Randall Hoven at December 05, 2013 07:00 PM (Z68nE)

23 Fined for pruning in Charlotte: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/06/02/NC-church-fined-for-tree-pruning/UPI-97001307039191/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:01 PM (aDwsi)

24

 

So, the lee enfield 303 is right out, then? Even the mannlicher carcano?

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 07:01 PM (9gNQd)

25 I bet Bateman gets teabagged a lot in Halo.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:01 PM (Nsoq9)

26 Prisoners should not be allowed to talk to, see, hear, or touch anyone else until they are released. They go their cell and stay there. A TV that is out of reach is always on. It plays things designed to remind the prisoner he s being punished.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 07:01 PM (AO9UG)

27 Man, I just love it when we dig up a guy with tons of military cred who is hip to my plan for "fundamental change".

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (Dwehj)

28 And....fuck you. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ------------------------------------ The AoSHQ 12 step program begins in 15 minutes. I'm not going either.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (4Mv1T)

29 Lt. Col Kurt Schlichter needs to have a "professional" talk with Lt. Col Robert Bateman.

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (ZyqBH)

30 Yo Morons! This working at working is bullshit. Talk to you soon.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (Ua6T/)

31 I hope Peaches is okay. Anyone got her mail?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (Nsoq9)

32 Does the left not understand that black powder is a controlled subtance? It might be worth the trade to give up a gun to obtain serious bomb making material at will.

Posted by: Jay at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (CZ63v)

33 Spokeo has a Robert Bateman in every state but SD, ME, NH, VT

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:02 PM (SXDDj)

34 Nice ONT Maet...you've just read Ogabe's next CJoS in all likelihood.

I have no desire to ever hurt a US Soldier, God grant they never make it a necessity.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:03 PM (9jfyN)

35 Lt. Col. Jerkface sure feels comfortable talking about his totalitarian wet dream.

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 07:03 PM (hFL/3)

36 Does the left not understand that black powder is a controlled subtance? It might be worth the trade to give up a gun to obtain serious bomb making material at will. Posted by: Jay ------------------------------- Shush that talk.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:03 PM (4Mv1T)

37 What I have to say about Lt. Col. Bateman would get me banned.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2013 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

38 Cliff Jump Gone Wrong

That's your basic "off heading" opening.  Most common causes - lousy pack job that wound up asymmetric, or poor body position when opening that biased the load on one of the risers causing a turn during the opening.

Both are preventable with care.  There's less common causes, but those are the top two

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 07:04 PM (L0b3J)

39 If you missed it, Aldous Huxley died the same day as JFK. For a reading assignment, Brave New World followed by 1984. Welcome to Obamaville.

Posted by: avid reader at December 05, 2013 07:04 PM (5fkya)

40 Also on the pruning deal. One person, *ONE*, complained that if they were *walking* in the road, oncoming cars might not see them, because of a Hemlock hedge that I planted and nursed along for 15 years. The city arborist showed up, and informed me that if I did not cut them down, the city would take legal action.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:04 PM (aDwsi)

41 O.K. Please dear God. Enough of the lionizing of Mandeada!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 07:04 PM (+bi7A)

42 19 Maet, you swipe that from TAH? I was just reading about Shitbag Bateman over there: http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=38724#comments
Posted by: Herman Cain at December 05, 2013 10:59 PM (LUkGY)


Nope I stole it fair and square from Bearing Arms just like the link reveals. :-)

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 05, 2013 07:05 PM (pAlYe)

43 Perhaps an Army General can edumacate the good Colonel.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 07:05 PM (AO9UG)

44 The English Bulldog kind of symbolizes what has happened to England itself.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2013 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

45 That idiot army Lt. Col.  Imma send that to our friend Dr. Bob Johnson, former Army Ranger running for Jack Kingston's seat here in GA. (shamelessly plugging again).

BTW, D'oh Boy sent his Christmas wish list to the libtard in-laws.  It was all about weapons and ammo.

Heh.  I'm sure they're all out cold on their sustainable hardwoods and carpets right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 07:06 PM (lVPtV)

46 the city would take legal action. Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------------- They protect a group of hemlocks here like the earth will implode if they are not kept alive.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:06 PM (4Mv1T)

47 It's a fair bet, any commenter in Esquire, hello Charles Pierce, is clueless beyond measure, probably only GQ or Vanity Fair, display greater ignorance on practically any subject, with the possible exception of restaurant reviews.

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at December 05, 2013 07:06 PM (Jsiw/)

48 O.K. Please dear God. Enough of the lionizing of Mandeada!

Oh, we're just warmin' up.

Posted by: The white-guilt-laden MSM at December 05, 2013 07:06 PM (Dwehj)

49 39 If you missed it, Aldous Huxley died the same day as JFK.


So did C. S. Lewis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM (lVPtV)

50 Which is not macho chest thumping, for perspective I live on a US Military post... Colonel Dumbelfuck there *does* have political power potentially over me and mine when I am in this situation...

There is a subset of American Soldier who does not understand the  oath they are taking at all and pay the document and our history none of the deference the oath mandates.

Dumbelfuck is a fast tracker for certain.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM (9jfyN)

51 Yea. Well Benedict Arnold was a soldier too

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM (+bi7A)

52 I'm waiting for Lt Col Bateman to say, "I'd take a flamethrower to the whole goddamn place!!!" Just like Al Pacino did in Scent of A Woman. Hehe...

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM (doBIb)

53 49 39 If you missed it, Aldous Huxley died the same day as JFK. So did C. S. Lewis. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 11:07 PM (lVPtV) And.a policeman named Tippett.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 07:08 PM (AO9UG)

54 Sven ... ... don't bullshit yourself. They will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2013 07:08 PM (6/+vz)

55 My eyelids are barely open, but I'm pouring one more scotch so I won't wake up when the mice start playing poker in my bedroom walls at 2AM. How much Rozol can they eat??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:08 PM (4Mv1T)

56 Don't prune the tree, just kill the branches you don't want (drill some holes in the top where they won't show) and let'em rot and fall off on their own ;->

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (L0b3J)

57 in reply to avid reader, brave new world was written by an insider about the soft tyranny headed our way from a true believer, 1984 was written by an insider that saw behind the curtain and betrayed tptb. 1984 was his warning to the world.

Posted by: @koenigjojo at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (B4htx)

58 Ya, they said we won't come for your gun's. They lie. 6 rounds, no gun for you. Hello New York

Posted by: thankfully not in NYC at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (5fkya)

59 I think Hammer won the virtual t-shirt tonight. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis ------------------- Reminds me of the time when I got a 3rd place trophy in a race. There were only two other people competing in my class....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (aDwsi)

60 Hey listen team if Nelson Mandela was into lionizing who are we to quibble...

from what Preznit Urkle X was saying Mandela bent moral bars over his head and shit...

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (9jfyN)

61 Lt. Col Robert Bateman>>

So cast iron fuse type black powder hand grenades  are OK? And large cannons with explosive balls?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (TI3xG)

62 Purp,
Took him way too long to get on the toggles, then he dropped both when he hit the wall the first time. After that, he was just along for the ride...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 05, 2013 07:10 PM (BpTC0)

63 Off, sock!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LUkGY)

64 The AoSHQ 12 step program begins in 15 minutes.

I'm not going either.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 11:02 PM (4Mv1T)

There are several.

The least popular; the "Let's quit drinking together," group, has had zero attendees since its inception in 2004.

The next least popular, the "Let's stop using profanity together," has, shockingly, zero attendees since 2004, but Alex the Chick signed up for one class when she was hammered, so there is one name on the roster.

The "Let's stop masturbating" group never even made it into the class schedule, so technically it doesn't exist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:10 PM (oJ5Fd)

65 Dear Lt Col Batement, let me show my hunting rifle.  It is a Smith Corona 1943 1903A3 in 30.06 and only a five round internal magazine.

Sir you are a total waste of uniform.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:10 PM (iGP6J)

66 Yea. Well Benedict Arnold was a soldier too Posted by: Minnfidel ---------------- Chelsea manning

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

67 Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful and live according to the douchebag credo.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (6RwsK)

68 Posted by: Mætenloch at December 05, 2013 11:05 PM (pAlYe)

Oh, there's a link..whaddaya know?  Guess I should click that sucker...

Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (LUkGY)

69 The NC church was fined for pruning eight crape myrtles?!?!? That's not even a real tree -- it's a bush with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (T1005)

70 Purp said he saw no ONT in draft, so I posted this in the last thread. It's a remarkable video of Tuesday's Falcon 9 launch taken 60 miles away in Orlando, FL. The photographer used an 8" telescope. He caught the first stage separation, thruster firings, payload shroud jettison, and followed the second stage all the way down to the horizon, at which point it was 700 km away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muWftxDkl8g

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

71 The "Let's stop masturbating" group never even made it into the class schedule, so technically it doesn't exist. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ----------------------- I'm thinking that the 'No Labels' movement isn't going to gain much traction here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

72 The "Let's stop masturbating" group never even made it into the class schedule, so technically it doesn't exist.

It kind of disbanded into individual workshops.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM (Nsoq9)

73 I don't know if I'm punch-drunk or what, but I found myself LMAO at that prison article.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM (DmNpO)

74 72 boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 11:12 PM (Nsoq9)

The chicken did enjoy the break what was it ~27 days?

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM (9jfyN)

75 I hope you know that under the bulldog story, you have posted pictures of bull terriers.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM (/i3Yt)

76 Lt. Col. Robert Bateman seem like Gen. Wesley Clark's very own mini-me, but more stoopid

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:13 PM (SXDDj)

77 Regardless about Mandela, if this video of Jacob Zuma is the true face of the ANC, there's going to be some serious problems in South Africa very soon: Jacob Zuma sings "Kill the Boer" at ANC Centenery Celebrations in Bloemfontein, South Africa http://tinyurl.com/8wplc7g (Jacob Zuma is the current President of South Africa)

Posted by: Thrawn at December 05, 2013 07:13 PM (ZyqBH)

78 The NC church was fined for pruning eight crape myrtles?!?!? That's not even a real tree -- it's a bush with delusions of grandeur. Posted by: cthulhu ----------------------- Moreover, they had been doing it periodically, for years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)

79 Yea, he was staring at his feet when he should have been watching the bag/deployment

I never look down until I got a good clean chute over me.  He had a bit of snivel there too.  could have been rear riser steering if he wasn't gazing at his feet

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 07:13 PM (L0b3J)

80 Koenig, I know that name. We are all in danger, and we were warned.

Posted by: I grew up in nebraska at December 05, 2013 07:14 PM (5fkya)

81 Evidence enough that the military has it's fair share of big government statist liberal types. I don't see them a majority, no, but a clear and present minority who find a nice home in the government bureaucracy that is military administration.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 07:14 PM (70tOG)

82 Oh, Col. Bateman....another thing, you stupid cocksucking piece of shit, anti-freedom fuckface:

Limit weapons to what existed in 1787. Fine. Limit your 1st Amendment rights to what existed at the same time.

Symmetry....it fucks you in your no-doubt bored-out ass every time.

And....fuck you.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:14 PM (oJ5Fd)

83 Re: Shitbag Bateman, here's a wall of text explanation from the comments about him over at This Ain't Hell:

Don H Says:
When I worked in USASOC Surgeon’s Office, we had a saying: “Ranger Tab or Ranger Scroll?” You could always tell the guys who had served in the Regiment. They were much more squared away (in the right way) than guys who had just been to the school. As my office mate (who was tabbed) put it after going on an exercise with the Regiment,if it were raining in the 82nd, and you told a trooper with a tab to put on his wet weather gear, he’d say “I don’t need snivel gear. I’m a Ranger.” And teh person asking would sah “Airborne. Huaah.” In the Regiment, if they told you to put on your snivel gear and you said that, they’d say “what part of F@#$%%^& put on your snivel gear don’t you understand?” Because they’d all proved whatever they needed to prove, and were more interested in soldier welfare (and, in turn, having soldiers available for the mission). So there is a real attitude difference between officers who had served in the Regiment and officers who had only been to the school. And one of the best GOs I ever worked for (James Jackson) was a former Regimental Commander–and a real out of the box thinker.

In 1997, the DOPMA Promotion Rate, which is the number of officers selected for promotion by a given board divided by the number of officers in the primary zone, was 65% for selection to lieutenant colonel. In 2002, it had jumped to in excess of 90%, and remained at that level until 2013. In fact, in 2006-2010, the DOPMA selection rate was IN EXCESS OF 100%. I know this is “inside baseball” talk, but to put it in simpler terms, to get a rate in excess of 100%, you have to basically select the equivalent of everybody in the primary zone, plus above the zoners and below the zoners. In other words, from 2006-2010, the only way you could not get promoted would be if you impregnated the division commander’s teenage daughter. And if his wife liked you, then you still might get promoted.

The typical pin-on point for Colonel is about 5 years (my time in grade was 4 years, 10 months when I pinned on O-6). So if we assume he is a due course officer, than he was selected in a year when they were selecting anybody who breathed for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel.

In 2006, the promotion selection rate to Lieutenant Colonel was 113.6% No, thatÂ’s not a typo. 113.6%.

Fortunately, the selection rate to Colonel has pretty much hovered at about 50% for most of the same time period.

So I ask, with a selection rate in excess of 100%, is it surprising htat a guy like this would get promoted?

A prediction:

I’m betting if you dig, you’ll find that he went to Ranger School and Airborne School as a cadet or immediately out of Officer Basic. The only jumps he will have made would have been in school (I’m not going to say he’s a five jump chump because if he went to airborne first, he would have jumped a couple of times in Ranger School). Doubt there was a battalion command in his career–and he may have declined consideration, just to be safe. Maybe a deployment or two, but most likely as a staff guy someplace. And probably an extraordinary amount of time in TDA overall.


And hopefully this copy and paste job doesn't land me in the barrel.


Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 07:14 PM (LUkGY)

84

 

Not wanting to state the obvious here, but, such parsing on bolt actions is the thin edge of the wedge. Really, what the hell can someone do with a 6xround carcano, that you can't do with a k98? Once they start fucking round with this shit, no 303's, no carcano's... they'll end up telling you that your k98, springfield or mosin is an assault rifle too.

 

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 07:15 PM (9gNQd)

85 75 I hope you know that under the bulldog story, you have posted pictures of bull terriers.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 11:12 PM (/i3Yt)


Yes.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 05, 2013 07:15 PM (pAlYe)

86 78 Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 11:13 PM (aDwsi)

Why it's almost as if pruning doesn't kill the plants or anything and quite the contrary keeps them healthy or something....

but "feelings" and "plants are people too...unlike that 8.75 month child at Kermy Gosnell's clinic"....

Ison pissed me off I had high hopes it's be SCOD

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:15 PM (9jfyN)

87 This definitely belongs in the Douchebags with Hotties file:  While he certainly looks like a douchebag, i don't think she quite qualified as a "hottie." Look at all the make-up she has caked on. Of i didn't read the article, i wouldn't have known who she was. And "trophy wife?" No.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2013 07:15 PM (9/YlV)

88 Every celebtard is tripping over themselves to out Narcisic each other over Mandeada. Hmmm no mention of tires.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 07:15 PM (+bi7A)

89 The British Army tried to disarm us once, and all we had at the time was black powder rifles. Someone remind the good colonel how that ended.

Posted by: PabloD at December 05, 2013 07:16 PM (VVmdn)

90 "Dear Lt Col Batement, let me show my hunting rifle. It is a Smith Corona 1943 1903A3 in 30.06 and only a five round internal magazine. Sir you are a total waste of uniform." Wait a minute, that's a "military" arm there, madam. You'll need to hand that in to the local police.

Posted by: Colonel 'bater at December 05, 2013 07:16 PM (70tOG)

91 And hopefully this copy and paste job doesn't land me in the barrel. Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 11:14 PM (LUkGY) thanks, no barrrel I say

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:18 PM (SXDDj)

92 I guess we can stop waiting for the military to save us from the commies. And Mandela was a terrorist jailed for planting bombs. South Africa is in much worse shape since apartheid ended and black rule began.

Posted by: whoever at December 05, 2013 07:18 PM (zu9Ee)

93 I'm starting to sense, based on my frantically hitting the refresh button, that this site has a one-minute batch process.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 05, 2013 07:19 PM (6RwsK)

94 91 Go away 'batin'....

//Lt Col Dumbelfuck Anti US Constitution Militia

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:19 PM (9jfyN)

95 While he certainly looks like a douchebag, i don't think she quite qualified as a "hottie." Look at all the make-up she has caked on. Of i didn't read the article, i wouldn't have known who she was. And "trophy wife?" No. *** It might be the least attractive I've ever seen her. She's very attractive, has great legs, and is really funny. I loved her in The Heartbreak Kid

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 07:19 PM (DmNpO)

96 I'm a trophy wife. I keep telling Dave that.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 07:20 PM (N/cFh)

97 No one has ever quite solved the question of did the armor assets the FBI used at Waco come from Weasel Clark.  But he did suddenly become SACUER afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:20 PM (iGP6J)

98 48 All weekend, non-stop and then comes the funeral.

Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2013 07:20 PM (M/TDA)

99 96 Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 05, 2013 11:19 PM (OWjjx)


Quite, and as my wife's private back at 10th Mountain who was a Black South African was fond of reminding people who waxed too rhapsodic on the ANC said, "less than a third their necklacing victims were white."

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:21 PM (9jfyN)

100 That prison stuff was looked like fun

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at December 05, 2013 07:21 PM (OZtuG)

101 Guns, except for the three approved categories, cannot be inherited. When you die your weapons must be turned into the local police department, which will then destroy them.
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1. I don't recall seeing approved categories in the     Bill of Rights

2. I would like to see how this POS would enforce the non-inheritance activity, since over 90% of the guns used in crime are not registered.  All he wants to do is to eliminate a right, he can't be stupid enough to believe this would have any impact on crime.

3.  Come on down to my house to take mine - bring plenty of friends.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:21 PM (/i3Yt)

102 Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:18 PM (SXDDj)

Haven't seen you in awhile. How's it going?

And...I'm still pissed that you got me fixated on .22LR .

Bastard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:21 PM (oJ5Fd)

103 "they'll end up telling you that your k98, springfield or mosin is an assault rifle too. " I look at Australia where they have some of toughest non-Communist government gun control in the world on matters such as these. Bolt actions, new or mil-surp, are perfectly fine of course licensed and registered and stored in the appropriate safe subject to local police inspection randomly. Now, of course, if you have a magazine on anything with more than ten rounds capacity then you are a potential raping, murdering, pillaging, enemy of the state. So.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 07:21 PM (70tOG)

104 Will there be a memorial running of the flaming necklaces?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:22 PM (iGP6J)

105 "And hopefully this copy and paste job doesn't land me in the barrel." You get the opposite of the barrel. A pool full of pudding with bikini wife?

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 07:22 PM (hFL/3)

106 105 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 11:22 PM (iGP6J)


Well probably...right after Whinny Mandy runs off with the bulls...

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:23 PM (9jfyN)

107 "Let's quit drinking together," group, has had zero attendees since its inception in 2004. I just blew Val-U-Rite vodka out my nose. It burnzes. That's some funny shit; right there.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 07:23 PM (JMmQ9)

108 Hey Jason Kidd is doing one hell of a job as a Coach. I mean when you lose to the Knicks by 20 at HOME, that is one hell of a job.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:23 PM (nzKvP)

109 Lot of lefty love for the Bateman Esquire piece. They seem to really get off on the line about "We will pry them from your cold, dead hands." Lot of left-wing revenge fantasies playing out there, fantasizing about ordering the cops to go and kill the right-wing gun nuts.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:24 PM (ZPrif)

110 Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2013 11:20 PM (M/TDA) Thanks, Lord. I do not have a TV. "The Other McCain" website has a good article on Nelson Mandela's communist connections and sympathies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2013 07:24 PM (BC6cY)

111 So, the best trailer I have seen lately is Nebraska. A blockbuster some say. Not many of you have the same reaction I have. Dad? Is that you? "A surefire winner"says a dead movie critic near you. Oh, and fire Bo Pelini

Posted by: I grew up in nebraska at December 05, 2013 07:24 PM (5fkya)

112 Lucky for Obama that Mandela died, providing a new distraction from Obamacare. He should be able to milk it for at least a month of racism speeches.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 07:25 PM (DoZD+)

113 Lot of lefty love for the Bateman Esquire piece. They seem to really get off on the line about "We will pry them from your cold, dead hands." Nothing a few death squads couldn't help with?

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)

114 Bastard. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 11:21 PM (oJ5Fd) just here to help going good, took some family out to the shooting range over Thanksgiving, they were hitting a 20x20 steel gong regularly at 335 yards. bunch a grinning monkey's. I didn't really tell them this was supposed to be hard with a .22

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:25 PM (SXDDj)

115 I went to see the Riff Trax take down of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.  I seriously needed the laughs.  And the thing is the Earth boy Billy in that movie is far far smarter than almost 100% of the teens in all these slasher flicks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:25 PM (iGP6J)

116 Which is more fearsome?  An 1800's vintage LeMat, or some modern high-cap pistol?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (L0b3J)

117 110 FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 11:24 PM (ZPrif)

I'll never ask for it or desire it...

on the other hand....

lots of folks seem to have nice trucks.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (9jfyN)

118 The dog on the left looks attractive and healthy. The one on the right looks mutated. Dog breeders are idiots.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (DoZD+)

119 Obama on Mandela: ""He no longer belongs to us—he belongs to the ages." What the fuckity fuck does that even mean?

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (hFL/3)

120

41 O.K. Please dear God. Enough of the lionizing of Mandeada! Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 11:04 PM (+bi7A)

 

It's only just begun - with the media constantly comparing Barky and Mandela - the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENTS OF THEIR RACIST COUNTRIES!!!

 

 Another chance for the MSM to try to pull bambi's sorry ass above 50% in the polls...'cause nobody is going to buy "The website's all fixed now!!" bs.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (R3gO3)

121 Don't kid your self into thinking that Lt. Col Robert Bateman is some kind of fluke.

The current administration is PURGING anyone that disagrees with its political positions at all levels of leadership within the military. The goal is to produce a military that is willing to follow orders that are contrary to the constitution -- one willing to impose martial law.

Posted by: fretless at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (9xDVF)

122 (5fkya)

Dude, I've been watching your posts today and all I can say is... sleep it off.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (Nsoq9)

123 iN Allhpmo''''

FAIIL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (lVPtV)

124 And Mandela was a terrorist jailed for planting bombs.
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Yes, people tend to overlook all of the bodies he racked up.  Ted Kennedy's bumper sticker:     "Legalize Murder - Vote Kennedy",     applied much more to Mandela.   Bastard planted bombs;  didn't even have the courage to face his enemies.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (/i3Yt)

125 People in slasher films are almost as stupid as most of the people in The Walking Dead.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 07:27 PM (DoZD+)

126 J J Sefton had an awesome line about Mandela earlier today. He said words to the effect of how about we have a flaming tire around a flaming skull?

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:27 PM (doBIb)

127 And...I'm still pissed that you got me fixated on .22LR . Bastard. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ----------------------------- We have a "Freebie, Pay it Forward" thread in a local gun forum here. I got 200 rds of CCI MiniMags this week for free from a young cop. Took him to lunch. So I gave away to new shotgun shell belts. Good forum.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:27 PM (4Mv1T)

128 121 Lauren at December 05, 2013 11:26 PM (hFL/3)

It means he was not on a "two pipe problem" when they watched Lincoln....

does he know what it means?

Nope but it sounds inspiring and shit.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:28 PM (9jfyN)

129 "The goal is to produce a military that is willing to follow orders that are contrary to the constitution -- one willing to impose martial law." Sure seems like it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 07:28 PM (hFL/3)

130 Mandela was a proud, open Communist.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:28 PM (ZPrif)

131 Come on down to my house to take mine - bring plenty of friends. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 11:21 PM ...and some people that you don't really know, but wear the same clothes...I gots all day...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (JMmQ9)

132 We have a "Freebie, Pay it Forward" thread in a local gun forum here. I got 200 rds of CCI MiniMags this week for free from a young cop. Took him to lunch. Be sure to let me know when they give away a 1911.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (doBIb)

133 The ONT you taste to your toes! However, about Lt. Col Robert Bateman - my crapacitors hit full crapacity partway through point 3. Couldn't finish. I find that happening a lot lately. HOWDY, Y'ALL! he whispered.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the sound of one man snapping at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (U13jb)

134 How did the flaming tires work?

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (ZPrif)

135 Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 11:26 PM (hFL/3) It means it was a neat little tag line written by his speechwriter for the occasion although I think he's used it before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (BC6cY)

136 Getting sleet here finally. About 27F where I'm at in DFW. This is scary shit for us Texans. Store shelves are being cleared. Cannibalism is starting. Dogs and cats are huddling together for warmth....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (70tOG)

137 look at Australia where they have some of toughest non-Communist government gun control in the world on matters such as these. Bolt actions, new or mil-surp, are perfectly fine of course licensed and registered and stored in the appropriate safe subject to local police inspection randomly. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 11:21 PM (70tOG) I din't think you can shoot a military caliber in Austrailia as a civilian

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:29 PM (SXDDj)

138 Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:25 PM (SXDDj)

Going to PA tomorrow to see if we can get some land in a state that doesn't sneer at my God-given, Constitutionally-protected right to keep and bear arms.

I want at least 100 yards for a range. And 200 would be better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:30 PM (oJ5Fd)

139 121 Obama on Mandela: ""He no longer belongs to us—he belongs to the ages." What the fuckity fuck does that even mean? Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 11:26 PM (hFL/3) It's not even original. Somebody said that when Lincoln was pronounced dead: "Now he belongs to the ages."

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2013 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

140 137 FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 11:29 PM (ZPrif)

They are a frightfully effective terror weapon.

I can provide a detailed briefing of the physiological and psychological distress they administer if you'd like.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (9jfyN)

141 Lt. Col Robert Bateman reputation needs to be destroyed. He basically just wrote death wish revenge porn for half the country. "We will pry your gun from your cold, dead, fingers. That is because I am willing to wait until you die, hopefully of natural causes." Wtf? Hopefully of natural causes? Hopefully? That sounds like a fucking threat.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (ZPrif)

142 It's not even original. Somebody said that when Lincoln was pronounced dead: "Now he belongs to the ages." *** Well, duh! Who do you think Lincoln stole it from?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (DmNpO)

143 The rape and murder rate in S. Africa is astronomical, but , you know..., no apartheid, so they're good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

144 I suppose that no one bothered to let the good LTC know that two world wars were fought pretty much exclusively with bolt action rifles having 5 round internal magazines.


Likewise I suppose that no one bothered to tell him that the 2nd Amendment isn't about hunting deer.


It's about hunting tyrants.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (yh0zB)

145 How did the flaming tires work?
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1. Tie up victim
2. Place tire around neck   (these are tube tires)
3.    Fill tire with gasoline
4.  Light it

Winnie Mandela specialized in doing this to children of her opponents.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:32 PM (/i3Yt)

146 still looking for .22LR. You bastidges mock me...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 07:32 PM (JMmQ9)

147 Ah, yes, so that's where Obama's speechwriter got it from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2013 07:32 PM (BC6cY)

148 Sup EC- How do you like that new holster?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:32 PM (4Mv1T)

149 Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 11:27 PM (4Mv1T) hey TR Kids medical stuff ok? Other than he switched off his brain?

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:32 PM (SXDDj)

150 137 How did the flaming tires work? Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 11:29 PM (ZPrif) They would soak the tire in gas before putting it on the intended victim and setting it ablaze. It would sometimes take up to 20 minutes for the victim to die. http://tinyurl.com/ywojtv

Posted by: Thrawn at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (ZyqBH)

151 "We will pry your gun from your cold, dead, fingers. That is because I am willing to wait until you die, hopefully of natural causes." Wtf? Hopefully of natural causes? Hopefully? That sounds like a fucking threat. Getting run over by a tank or shot by a column of soldiers are natural causes to Bateman.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (doBIb)

152 Zen Imponderables If the night is not over, is it still an over night thread?

Posted by: mindful webworker - zen and the art of ONT maintenance at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (U13jb)

153 144 FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 11:31 PM (ZPrif)

They want what they want, and I want what I am promised by birth here.

Something *is* gonna give ideally through politics.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (9jfyN)

154 Lot of left-wing revenge fantasies playing out there, fantasizing about ordering the cops to go and kill the right-wing gun nuts. That FBI informant heard Ayres wax rhapsodic back in the late 70s/early 80s about putting at least 25 million of us in death camps.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (m7nkO)

155 "150 Ah, yes, so that's where Obama's speechwriter got it from." Credited to Obama, of course.

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (hFL/3)

156 I din't think you can shoot a military caliber in Austrailia as a civilian

 

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:29 PM

 

 

Yes, you can.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 07:33 PM (9gNQd)

157 154 Thrawn at December 05, 2013 11:33 PM (ZyqBH)

They're more fond of diesel as it melts the tire more effectively and will heat the steel belt to the point it is a penetrating medium.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (9jfyN)

158 One of the funnier Mandela tweets tonight: Bryan Costin ‏@bcostin @skinnydipinacid @mflynny @JammieWF I didn't realize what a source of inspiration Mr. Obama was for this Mandela fellow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (DmNpO)

159 till looking for .22LR. You bastidges mock me... Posted by: AltonJackson ---------------------------- Cabelas had 100 rds Remington Viper for 6.99, no shipping this week with a promo code. Course mine got back ordered.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

160 How do you like that new holster? It fits nice and snug! Did you ever find a solution for yours?

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (doBIb)

161 124....boulder guy. First, I;m flattered, second you are right, sorry, got into the vodka a little too much. I follow you too.

Posted by: I'd be embarresed too at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (5fkya)

162 army boy kinda illustrates beautifully the basis for the founders' antipathy to a standing army huh?

and as for dogs, mutts rule.

Posted by: steve l. at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (R0MFk)

163 Were these car tires? Bicycle tires?

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (ZPrif)

164

BTW, I noticed today that the Milwaukee County buses now have the healthcare.gov site alternating with the route number and destination on their buses: "15: Bayshore" and then "Need Med Coverage? Go to:"

 

Yep, messages flashing on buses - that will surely pull in the "young healthies."

Posted by: Donna V. at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (R3gO3)

165 The English bulldog has come to symbolize all that is wrong with the dog fancy and not without good reason; they suffer from almost every possible disease. --------- That's a modern Bull Terrier on the right. Median lifespan 10 years. Yes, I do think some dog breeds have gone off the rails. Some may be just facing physiological issues to some extent. For example, I'm not sure what a reasonable lifespan *should* be for an Irish Wolfhound. (I sure wish it was longer.) But this reflexive anti-purebred dog thing that I see espoused so often really irritates the shit out of me.

Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (zDsvJ)

166 When Gaylord's second term ends I hope they do steal everything including the silverware when they leave.  Will make fumigating easier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:35 PM (iGP6J)

167 Here's a good article to use to talk about the corruption of the ANC without your opponent accusing you of "speaking H8 about Mandela". http://tinyurl.com/mkbk7r9

Posted by: Thrawn at December 05, 2013 07:35 PM (ZyqBH)

168 No flaming skull?

Okay. How about a flaming tire around a flaming skull?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2013 06:10 PM (olDqf)

This was from the Mandela thread earlier.

And it might be the comment of the year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:35 PM (oJ5Fd)

169 I'm going to light a candle in Nelson Mandela's memory.

Or a tire.  I'm not sure which yet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 05, 2013 07:35 PM (lr3d7)

170 Car tires

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:35 PM (/i3Yt)

171 Which is more fearsome? An 1800's vintage LeMat, or some modern high-cap pistol?

Posted by: Purp at December 05, 2013 11:26 PM (L0b3J)



To those downrange, or behind the trigger?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 05, 2013 07:36 PM (yh0zB)

172 I want at least 100 yards for a range. And 200 would be better. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 11:30 PM (oJ5Fd) a .22 at 200 yards is good practice for rifle

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:36 PM (SXDDj)

173 I've always preferred mutts. They seem healthier and friendlier than purebreds.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 07:36 PM (DoZD+)

174 Anybody see Carrie Underwood tonight in the line Sound of Music? I thought she sang great!

Posted by: Carrie fan at December 05, 2013 07:37 PM (5Q1ZU)

175 167 FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 11:34 PM (ZPrif)

Usually used truck tires....

any tire with a steel belt will do however.

The Psychological impact is watching a neighbor or family member have vulcanized rubber melting into their thorax, ribcage, and eventually abdominal cavity while maintaining semi-lucidity a frightening space of time and having a Whinny Mandy follower singing at you.

Those rifles Colonel Dumbelfuck hates?

That is why that shit doesn't happen here.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:37 PM (9jfyN)

176 hey TR Kids medical stuff ok? Other than he switched off his brain? Posted by: Jake ID -------------------------- Thanks Jake. He has recovered remarkably well so far. Got an old job back at a supermarket just yesterday. Trying to help him find another car now. Heaven help any in his path.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:37 PM (4Mv1T)

177 Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 11:34 PM (zDsvJ)

Purebred dogs can be wonderful, but too often breeders don't realize that heterogeneity is good thing. They breed sisters to brothers and mothers to sons.....

That's just stupid shit, and causes the horrible mutations that we see today.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:37 PM (oJ5Fd)

178 Going to PA tomorrow to see if we can get some land in a state that doesn't sneer at my God-given, Constitutionally-protected right to keep and bear arms.

I want at least 100 yards for a range. And 200 would be better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 11:30 PM (oJ5Fd) Hide posts from (oJ5Fd)


So you want a pistol range?

Posted by: Lamont C. at December 05, 2013 07:39 PM (Qp+vN)

179 Those rifles Colonel Dumbelfuck hates?

That is why that shit doesn't happen here.

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Exactly.  Which is why he wants to ban them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:39 PM (/i3Yt)

180 I've always preferred mutts. They seem healthier and friendlier than purebreds. *** I agree. My B-I-L wants a dog and I told him this same thing just this afternoon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 07:39 PM (DmNpO)

181 So, does anyone have the new Sound of music on? Do I shit, puke, or sing along?

Posted by: come on at December 05, 2013 07:39 PM (5fkya)

182 Mandela (a Xhosa - half-black, half-bushman, if anyone's keeping score) sure did like to kill lots of black people (Zulus).

When the Boers are killed off, which might not take long, the native Africans in the country will find out the Rainbow Nation runs mostly just crimson.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:39 PM (Nsoq9)

183 Prisoners should ... go their cell and stay there. A TV that is out of reach is always on. It plays things designed to remind the prisoner he's being punished. -eman Prisoner playlist. Leave It to Beaver Father Knows Best Mr Rogers Wonder Woman (to wake them up) Jack LaLanne Very early Sesame Street ...?

Posted by: mindful webworker - zen and the art of ONT maintenance at December 05, 2013 07:39 PM (U13jb)

184 Speaking of douchebaggery, there was an awful lot of it earlier this afternoon. The day walker morons and ettes should have seen it.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:40 PM (doBIb)

185 OK, I gotta geaux hit the ice-box for a two-minute hate; be back in 15 minutes

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

186 a .22 at 200 yards is good practice for rifle

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:36 PM (SXDDj)

I can't wait.

And you are spoiled.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:40 PM (oJ5Fd)

187 " I din't think you can shoot a military caliber in Austrailia as a civilian Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:29 PM (SXDDj)" No, they can own just about any caliber they like. The restrictions there are on auto-loaders (special license) and handguns (comp shooters, no CCW) and cosmetics (looks "scary.") Plenty own .50 cal bolt actions and the like. Strangely, pump action shotguns are considered the same as semi-autos under the law but lever action shotguns are not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 07:40 PM (70tOG)

188 It fits nice and snug! Did you ever find a solution for yours? Posted by: EC ---------------------------------- Ordered one custom from Chief Jason if he'll make one for me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)

189 I've had a few purebreds in my life. Doberman as a kid, and current little white Shihtzu. I didn't seek out purebreds. Cleo was the loveliest dog ever, and current Colby is the best behaved dog I have ever had. I'm allergic (allergies showed up about puberty) so a dog whose provenance is assured is really the only kind of pet we can have.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 07:41 PM (N/cFh)

190

I had a malamute when I was a kid..Tough dog..lots of fun..he would swallow whole fish alive

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 05, 2013 07:41 PM (/7Xis)

191 Heaven help any in his path. Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 11:37 PM (4Mv1T) that is biology, but good stuff on the medical

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:41 PM (SXDDj)

192 I have always owned purebreds.    However, next time, I will adopt a rescue.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:41 PM (/i3Yt)

193 >>> They're more fond of diesel as it melts the tire more effectively and will heat the steel belt to the point it is a penetrating medium. You can't ignite diesel with a match.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2013 07:41 PM (Ua6T/)

194 Hey Lt. Colonel Biteman.

Google the term "absolute clause," reread the amendment, and repent your sins.

Posted by: Jorderon at December 05, 2013 07:42 PM (KIqpS)

195 So you want a pistol range?

Posted by: Lamont C. at December 05, 2013 11:39 PM (Qp+vN)

I shot a skunk once with my .45 ACP at about 60 yards.

That's as far as I ever want to fire for effect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:42 PM (oJ5Fd)

196 Ducking out early tonight, I'm pretty worn out. Gonna put some of that deer on the grille tomorrow if the sun shines like it's supposed to, but then again the sun was supposed to shine today...


Anyway, I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 05, 2013 07:42 PM (yh0zB)

197 Lt. Col Robert Bateman is actually correct, in total. Completely, thoroughly unarguably, undeniably correct.

It is absolutely forbidden that mere colonials should ever rebel against the king. That is the purpose of the military, and a well regulated militia to guarantee that no rebellion against the government ever succeeds. 

No outside force of arms should ever be permitted to challenge the legitimate government or the men who hold government positions.

Posted by: Need More at December 05, 2013 07:42 PM (oSujc)

198 No, they can own just about any caliber they like. The restrictions there are on auto-loaders (special license) and handguns (comp shooters, no CCW) and cosmetics (looks "scary.") Plenty own .50 cal bolt actions and the like. Strangely, pump action shotguns are considered the same as semi-autos under the law but lever action shotguns are not. How strange and arbitrary! At least they make nice swimwear for the ettes. www.wickedweasel.com

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:42 PM (doBIb)

199 Gingy - How old is the Shihtzu?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

200 I wonder if Col. Bateman would teach me the proper method for blasting through a front door with my shotgun. Don't worry...it's a smooth bore.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at December 05, 2013 07:43 PM (Dwehj)

201 What's the over/under on which administration flack will attend Mandela's funeral? Biden? Kerry? Obambi?

Posted by: mpfs at December 05, 2013 07:43 PM (x8AwZ)

202 Questions for the gun-seizure crowd:

If an army of 100,000 couldn't beat a bunch of 14th century shepherds with guns in an area the size of Texas, what makes you think that you'll have any better luck against a first world rebellion in an area the size of the western US?

If the police and military can't find tweaked-out rednecks cooking meth and illegal hooch in the mountains and woods, what makes you think you'll be able to find engineers building weapons in garages and backwoods and mountain valleys?


Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 05, 2013 07:43 PM (lr3d7)

203 there was an awful lot of it earlier this afternoon. The day walker morons and ettes should have seen it. Heh? Splain yourself Lucy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 05, 2013 07:43 PM (m7nkO)

204 I just find it very antithetical to American conservatism to reject something so inherently celebratory of human achievements. Dogs were domesticated to serve man and dog breeds are a reflection of that. For example, given bulldogs' purposes, longevity was probably not at a premium. I realize times have changed and many of the purposes seem wrong or unnecessary, but to smear or reject out of hand purebred dog breeding, seems odd to me. Even if the "purpose" of those breeds is to give pleasure to dog fanciers. Why do you "need" a purebred dog? Why do you "need" an assault rifle? Just sayin'.

Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 07:44 PM (zDsvJ)

205 So is Cracked now the #1 comedy site on the web? Alexa rankings say ... yes. Wait, that's #1 in magazines and e-zines. odd category. In humor overall it's #2. Something called 9gag is #1. Appears to be just a funny gif/meme site.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:44 PM (ZPrif)

206 Ordered one custom from Chief Jason if he'll make one for me. Nice! I was asking around the show for you, checking to see if anyone had one in your size. No one really could say theirs would fit with 100% certainty.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:44 PM (doBIb)

207 The best dog I ever met was a Siberian Husky. She wasn't mine, and I only met her once, but we definitely clicked. Beautiful, gentle, friendly, and playful.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2013 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

208 I shot a skunk once with my .45 ACP at about 60 yards.

That's as far as I ever want to fire for effect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 11:42 PM (oJ5Fd) Hide posts from (oJ5Fd)


60 yards is great for a .45.  Target shooting at longer ranges really makes you work on sight alignment.

Posted by: Lamont C. at December 05, 2013 07:44 PM (Qp+vN)

209

A few months ago, a guy in the WSJ comments section, a career military guy who recently retired, said that in decades past that the Dems contempt for the US military reinforced military conservativism and thus made the idea of leftists declaring military rule absurd - the troops would never follow a left-wing president and fire on American civilians.

 

He said now he thinks the military would split 50-50%. Lots of purges, lots of brainwashing going on during the Obama era.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 05, 2013 07:45 PM (R3gO3)

210 Heh? Splain yourself Lucy. One word: jwest

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:45 PM (doBIb)

211 Tomorrow we find out how screwed the U.S. is in the World Cup next year, group of death odds are really high. But considering it's Brazil I think getting out early won't be such a bad thing.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 05, 2013 07:45 PM (WdbF7)

212 It is absolutely forbidden that mere colonials should ever rebel against the king. That is the purpose of the military, and a well regulated militia to guarantee that no rebellion against the government ever succeeds.

Ah! a visitor from the Dark Enlightenment, I see. Welcome.

But reactionary-to-reactionary: the right of a freeman or, even, a moderately free serf to bear arms is not really about rebelling against the king. It's more about protecting oneself from bandits, which bandits the current king is refusing to police; for reasons of his own.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:46 PM (Nsoq9)

213 I shot a skunk once with my .45 ACP at about 60 yards. ------------------------------------------ Day-um CBD. Good Shootin' Tex! And G'Night GGE. Supposed to be 79 here in the hinterlands tomorrow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:46 PM (4Mv1T)

214 EC, what happened?  Link?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 05, 2013 07:46 PM (lr3d7)

215 206 What's the over/under on which administration flack will attend Mandela's funeral? Biden? Kerry? Obambi? Well unlike Lady Thatcher's passing, Obama isn't going to miss this state funeral: http://tinyurl.com/lgjevmp

Posted by: Thrawn at December 05, 2013 07:46 PM (ZyqBH)

216 Oh, and porn. I've been told that once you have seen horse porn, theospark's stolen images of lingerie models won't do much for you. That's what I was told.

Posted by: Need More at December 05, 2013 07:46 PM (oSujc)

217 One word: jwest *** Which thread was he in?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 07:46 PM (DmNpO)

218 One word: jwest
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Yes, I enjoyed hearing about how leeching off of your fellow taxpayers was a true   conservative value.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:47 PM (/i3Yt)

219 198 fluffy at December 05, 2013 11:41 PM (Ua6T/)

You can ignite diesel with a Zippo....

Dad showed me the match trick, he even put a cigarette out in diesel once...

he also said don't bet your life on it.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:47 PM (9jfyN)

220 204 Gingy - How old is the Shihtzu? Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 11:42 PM (aDwsi) --- About 5, 5.5 years. We got him from his second owner, and turned him into a lovely, friendly companion. He's a tiny little white-cream doggie with giant black balls. Which he licks incessantly.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 07:47 PM (N/cFh)

221
Hmmm...Bateman's points seem to line up pretty well with Stalin's confiscations.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2013 07:47 PM (caCiW)

222 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 11:30 PM (oJ5Fd)

That's my mission on Saturday, sort of.  A buddy just bought 150 acres in a neighboring county and we're going to go figure out where to put a 200yd range.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 07:47 PM (LUkGY)

223 One word: jwest Ahhhhh, say no more.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 05, 2013 07:47 PM (m7nkO)

224 I said it earlier, since Biden is already halfway across the world insulting allies and fiends that he should be sent to the Mandela funeral.

Biden, "Oh hey Winnie can I wear a necklace?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:48 PM (iGP6J)

225
   I'd prefer not being hit by a ball from my New Model Remington, the Rogers and Spencer, or the 1860 Army.

    Any of which is guaranteed to ruin your week.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2013 07:49 PM (SAMxH)

226 Sounds like we just need better purebreds. For home pets start selecting for health and longevity. For functional dogs breeding for performance, even if it takes years off the lifespan might make sense. You can always make another dog.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:49 PM (ZPrif)

227 Biden to Winnie Mandela : Hey Winnie, got a light?

Posted by: mpfs at December 05, 2013 07:49 PM (x8AwZ)

228 From Lt. Col Robert Bateman's list of what is allowed. There are many workarounds to what he might consider law. Technology has produced smooth bore weapons with great accuracy with sabot type projectiles. And waiting for all of us with few registered guns to die off? Lt Dochebag yo will be dead before any dream like that happens.

Tech in the 21st century means anybody with knowledge and a few tools (under $10K) can make all the shit you ban. Which will be way less in numbers than the shit people that fear you stock piled on your run to grab everything. If they overreach like they did to get to One payer there will just be that much more they will never know is out there.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 07:49 PM (TI3xG)

229 ???? Ya, you too?

Posted by: still coming down off the twilight zone marathon at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (5fkya)

230 Hey, did you guys here that Mandingo died?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (JQuNB)

231

Posted by: mpfs at December 05, 2013 11:43 PM (x8AwZ)

 

Obambi couldn't be bothered to show up for Thatcher's funeral, but hey, Mandela's - well, too many good photo-ops there to ignore. Plus, it gives him another excuse for a vaycay at taxpayer's expense. All he has to do is turn up and read a bit from the teleprompter.

 

It'll be nice for him to be back on his daddy's continent and away from these American ingrates who don't appreciate just how much he really, really wanted the website to work.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (R3gO3)

232 Why do you "need" an assault rifle? Just sayin'. Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 11:44 PM (zDsvJ) Don't need one. I want one. Thus, I shall have and shall keep it. And Bateman can bite me. Yes, the Military is littered with these assholes. Many ways to deal with them. Many.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (5qhId)

233 I'd prefer not being hit by a ball from my New Model Remington, the Rogers and Spencer, or the 1860 Army.
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Or an 1874 Sharps from a thousand yards.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (/i3Yt)

234 That's my mission on Saturday, sort of. A buddy just bought 150 acres in a neighboring county and we're going to go figure out where to put a 200yd range. Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 11:47 PM (LUkGY) one of the gun clubs I shoot at is 160 acres and They can get out to 1100 yards or so. go big! 160 acres is 880 yards by 880 yards if it is a square

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (SXDDj)

235 >>> You can ignite diesel with a Zippo.... Have you done it? I have a 275 gallon diesel ( heating oil) tank in my basement. If a house fire won't do it, a lighter will?

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2013 07:50 PM (Ua6T/)

236 237 *Golfclap *

Posted by: mpfs at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (x8AwZ)

237 Anti-Discrimination Laws – Except for White Men The female CEO of Archie comics is being sued by male employees for gender discrimination after she repeatedly referred to them as “p*nis”. Her defense is simply that they couldn’t have been discriminated against because they are White men and that White men aren’t “a protected class.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4273

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (Vk2pI)

238 One word: jwest ---- He really shines when he's accusing people of being jealous of his wealth and willingness to take more wealth from the government. Oh, we are also jealous of his marriage to Morgan Fairchild. Meghan McCain was right about us, you guys. We are a bunch of h8ers.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (GmTxn)

239 I was asking around the show for you, checking to see if anyone had one in your size. No one really could say theirs would fit with 100% certainty. Posted by: EC ---------------------------------- Thanks EC- What I don't get is that a holster for my Glock would be the same size as for their full size .45. Who knew nobody liked them? If Jason doesn't agree to make one for me (no response in 36 hours) I will trade this lovely piece for on that has a few more choices in scabbards.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (4Mv1T)

240 Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 11:46 PM (4Mv1T)

In a vineyard. I had a vine stake to use as a brace.

But...185 grain .45ACP hitting a 10 pound animal does a world of damage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (oJ5Fd)

241 As Glenn Reynolds would say: 21st century relationships.

A daughter wants to bring her hubby and boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner.  Her dad refuses and but mom seems to want to just get along.  The commentators are hilarious for the way that they keep falling over each other to show how "enlightened" and non-judgmental they are.

http://tinyurl.com/qaylttw

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (lr3d7)

242 Obama has used the Diversity Nazis to reshape the military. The Left is good at co-opting institutions.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (ZPrif)

243 Any of which is guaranteed to ruin your week. Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2013 11:49 PM (SAMxH) expecially with noi antibiotics....

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (SXDDj)

244

No, they can own just about any caliber they like. The restrictions there are on auto-loaders (special license) and handguns (comp shooters, no CCW) and cosmetics (looks "scary.") Plenty own .50 cal bolt actions and the like. Strangely, pump action shotguns are considered the same as semi-autos under the law but lever action shotguns are not.


How strange and arbitrary!


 

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 11:42 PM

 

 

And anything pre 1900 is a free for all.

 

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 07:51 PM (9gNQd)

245 The dog on the right looks like the inspiration for Lord Voldemort.

Posted by: Goatweed at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (8HrdX)

246 240 Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 11:50 PM (/i3Yt)

I think a tricked out 45-70 load can work wonders...

I plan to experiment with a Marlin 95

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (9jfyN)

247 The Col. misses a couple of historical facts which forces the dismissal of his points. Early US law stated that EVERY able bodied White Man was part of the Militia, and was required to provide their OWN Military Weapon and Ammunition. That Law was passed by the very people who WROTE the Constitution. Thus, it was their intent to have an Armed Populace, in the MILITARY meaning of the word.... ie... Militarily viable weapons. Heck, the whole cannon in the town square was started when the Town, or a rich citizen, would buy a REAL cannon for defense of the town... it was not there for show...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (lZBBB)

248 Guilty as sin and free as a bir.......wait, what?

Posted by: Jeremy Hammond at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (2vl2+)

249 Why do you "need" an assault rifle?

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 11:44 PM (zDsvJ)
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I think it was Levin who pointed out that it isn't called the Bill of Needs

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (/i3Yt)

250 Evening all. So when doew TFG promote Bateman to a 5 Star?

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (LpbKr)

251 " Questions for the gun-seizure crowd: If an army of 100,000 couldn't beat a bunch of 14th century shepherds with guns in an area the size of Texas, what makes you think that you'll have any better luck against a first world rebellion in an area the size of the western US? If the police and military can't find tweaked-out rednecks cooking meth and illegal hooch in the mountains and woods, what makes you think you'll be able to find engineers building weapons in garages and backwoods and mountain valleys?" Well, the literal answer is that they can't. It would just take the Western 2/3's of the country going total rogue....no tax revenue, absolute armed resistance, imposition upon communications.....and they really couldn't do much about it. Is the POTUS, whoever he might be, going to deploy several Divisions of the U.S. Army or Marine Corps to forcefully "occupy" such a vast swath of the country AND actually retain credible control of the country and the forces he commands? No.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 07:52 PM (70tOG)

252 It'll be nice for him to be back on his daddy's continent and away from these American ingrates who don't appreciate just how much he really, really wanted the website to work.

Yeah, and maybe the cheap bastid will stop by my hut and toss me some loose change.

Posted by: Brother 404 at December 05, 2013 07:53 PM (Dwehj)

253 I realize times have changed and many of the purposes seem wrong or unnecessary, but to smear or reject out of hand purebred dog breeding, seems odd to me. Even if the "purpose" of those breeds is to give pleasure to dog fanciers. Why do you "need" a purebred dog? Why do you "need" an assault rifle? Just sayin'. Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 20 well, you should have an assault rifle, however, your assault rifle does not experience pain. dog breeding s not inherently bad, however, as practiced it is frequently immoral. you should know better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2013 07:53 PM (ya3AJ)

254 If Jason doesn't agree to make one for me (no response in 36 hours) I will trade this lovely piece for on that has a few more choices in scabbards. Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 11:51 PM (4Mv1T) fill me in TR, holster issues?

Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 07:53 PM (SXDDj)

255 I think the opposition to purebreds is about how they've ruined the dogs because some asshole(s) decide that sloping hips "look" better on german shepherds. Now their hips are all fucked up. Same with the pics upthread. Somebody decided sloping hips and curved snouts looked better. Big fuckups. And there are pure breed rescues all over for those that prefer to adopt pure breeds.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 05, 2013 07:53 PM (m7nkO)

256 245 Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 05, 2013 11:51 PM (GmTxn)

Well the story today was that his child's family was doing "quite well on Ogabecare" thank you...

and so I was forced to wonder...

JWest you of the HOA STalin brigade who brags my house cost less than your lawn....

why did your daughter not already have a plan as a gift from you?

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:53 PM (9jfyN)

257 Her defense is simply that they couldn’t have been discriminated against because they are White men and that White men aren’t “a protected class.”
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Technically, she is correct, which shows just how screwed up we are to have discrimination laws in the first place.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:54 PM (/i3Yt)

258 I'm in Plano (northern suburb of Dallas), it's 28 degrees, and has been steadily raining for several hours. It freezes solid as soon as it hits. Everything has a nice coat of ice and it's going to do this until morning. Expect to see stories about power outages in DFW tomorrow.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit, but you must call me Chelsea at December 05, 2013 07:54 PM (7cS5n)

259 So are any of the Hoosier morons/ettes  dealing with our giant snowmaggedon yet? 

Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2013 07:54 PM (S2RnE)

260 Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:50 PM (SXDDj)

We are looking for land for a house, so not all of it can be dedicated to shooting.

40 acres yields a 440 x 440 yard square. That's plenty for a house and a 200 yard range.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:54 PM (oJ5Fd)

261 You folks do realize that the assault rifle reference is purely in context of my broader argument about pursuing dog breeding, right?

Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 07:54 PM (zDsvJ)

262 Why does Sandra Fluke need all those birth control pills?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 07:54 PM (iGP6J)

263 An officer with a couple books published and a cool patch or two on his moon cammies does not mean he isn't "without any cred."  Cred, in this case, is an appreciation for the constitution and its context.  His service has shit to do with shit in that frame of reference.

We have devolved into such a nation of pussies that we put those who act less pussiful on a pedestal.  It's frequently undeserved.  Most people physically and mentally could do the same things, they just don't, 'cause they're big pussies.  It doesn't mean the big pussies are in any way less (or more) capable of comprehending freedom and objectivity.  Representative government eventually fails when the state holds a monopoly on violence.  I've worked with privates that fucking get this, but the ivory tower academy douchebags seem to struggle at times.

Point being, never let hero worship cloud what you know to be right.  Good leaders in the military are all about moral courage, which demands booing this clown without caveat.

Posted by: 0302 at December 05, 2013 07:55 PM (R8X6T)

264 Posted by: Jake ID at December 05, 2013 11:50 PM (SXDDj)

It's an oddball trapezoidal shape, and the terrain doesn't lend itself to that long of a range without a ton of dirtwork.  Also, part of the property is an 8 acre lake smack in the middle, plus he has 7 streams running through other parts.  If we can find a good spot, we'll try for 300yds, but the plan is for 200 right now.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 07:55 PM (LUkGY)

265 Texans maintain their streak tonight

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:55 PM (Nsoq9)

266 The first thing to cross my mind, obviously, was What would Charles Murray have to say about this?
Why would the dance studio guy care about Marxist gay porn equality?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 07:56 PM (4NEdy)

267 I've always had mutts. But there is nothing wrong with purebreds. Not morally or ethically. if you want one get one.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:56 PM (ZPrif)

268 "I'm in Plano (northern suburb of Dallas), it's 28 degrees, and has been steadily raining for several hours. It freezes solid as soon as it hits. Everything has a nice coat of ice and it's going to do this until morning. Expect to see stories about power outages in DFW tomorrow." WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: local DFW weather reporter at December 05, 2013 07:56 PM (70tOG)

269 Same with the pics upthread. Somebody decided sloping hips and curved snouts looked better. --- I love modern Bull Terriers. IIRC, their major health issue has to do with skin sensitivities. And their lifespan is not particularly short (median 10 yrs). It was an odd choice to illustrate a point about the health of modern English Bulldogs with a Bull Terrier.

Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 07:56 PM (zDsvJ)

270 EC, what happened? Link? If you want to read the timeline, go find the Obama has lost white women thread. Basically this: jwest is ecstatic that his daughter's family is going to make out even better under o-care than they were before. She will get a shit ton of subsidies. People remind him she is getting that at the expense of other people. Not really something a "smart conservative" would be bragging about. He says he doesn't care and would take any money on the table because every man for himself instead of principles. He then reveals that his daughter and SIL make about $42k on their own, but are also supplemented another $42k from himself and the SIL's mother combined as tax free gifts. That's more than $85k the daughter's family is making a year, yet she is eligible for over $8k in subsidies because only her and her hubby's income is counted on paper. A large vocal portion of the horde then erupts in anger over this revelation. He says thanks and that his daughter will send out Christmas cards to everyone as gratitude for the sweet, sweet gravy she is getting. Short version of jwest: fuck everything I said, I'm taking whatever gravy I can scheme to, and oh yeah VOUCHERS AND IMMIGRATION REFORM YO!!!! Even shorter version of jwest: If you leave me alone, I'll tell you which attic she's hiding in.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 07:57 PM (doBIb)

271 Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 11:53 PM (9jfyN)

I think jwest is a bit of a troll, and his crap today was almost certainly lies.

The numbers he cited were ridiculous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 07:57 PM (oJ5Fd)

272 fill me in TR, holster issues? Posted by: Jake ID -------------- Yea, we talked about this one. Finding a reasonably priced IWB holster for a G30 is not easy. I shoot it better than my Colt Govt Model and would like to keep it. I think a local guy will make one for me custom.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 07:57 PM (4Mv1T)

273 You folks do realize that the assault rifle reference is purely in context of my broader argument about pursuing dog breeding, right?
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Yes, but it was a lovely tee-off    point.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:57 PM (/i3Yt)

274 Yep, white men aren't a protected class. The HR folks at my last company would openly joke that, if you need to fire somebody, just pick a random white dude under 40. You can fire that dude on the spot. Anybody else and you need a paper trail to cover your ass.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 07:58 PM (ZPrif)

275 Why does Sandra Fluke need all those birth control pills?

She was dating a eunuch last I saw. So presumably she's steppin' out

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 07:58 PM (Nsoq9)

276 Why does Sandra Fluke need all those birth control pills? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 11:54 PM (iGP6J) Wouldn't want to disappoint the entire population of LicthensteinÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2013 07:58 PM (Vk2pI)

277 278 CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 11:57 PM (oJ5Fd)

EC just did a good takedown above this post....

I said and he did not want to play with me that I think he is a particularly entrenched and subtle Moby....

shit like today just cements that view.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:59 PM (9jfyN)

278 "Hmmm...Bateman's points seem to line up pretty well with Stalin's confiscations..." Hey, when you're a political hammer everything looks like a nail. Sue me.

Posted by: Stanley Tool and CP USA at December 05, 2013 07:59 PM (70tOG)

279 We need to trace jwest's IP and turn him in    for not paying the gift tax.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 07:59 PM (/i3Yt)

280 I think jwest is a bit of a troll

I also thought Custer was a bit overconfident, and Timur Khan a bit excessive

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 08:00 PM (Nsoq9)

281

Lt. Col. Bateman would likely quail in the face of a challenge of a Duel.

 

 

But should he ever think he's up to it, I'm right here.

 

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 05, 2013 08:00 PM (vvk2F)

282 We once had a purebred miniature pinscher. Awesome dog. Beautiful and friendly to family but suspicious of non-family members, which was fine. At about age 6, he started having hip problems. Never got to explore options with it, as he was hit by a car and died before we got to the vet.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 08:00 PM (DoZD+)

283 I'm out, but before I go I would like to make clear that my comments about Lt. Col. Bateman were made quite seriously.

Fuck you, you cocksucking, anti-freedom, anti-American asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 08:00 PM (oJ5Fd)

284 "It's being unfairly maligned."


Damn right it is, although I always wear an undershirt.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 05, 2013 08:01 PM (WdbF7)

285 'night CBD.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 08:01 PM (4Mv1T)

286 So, with Mandela dead, how long until the funerary type necklacing of the Afrikaners begin?

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)

287 286 Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 11:59 PM (/i3Yt)

If daughter has offspring and they paper trailed it correctly he could hide a LOT of money that way....

anyway...I am not worried about it....she is gonna take a too big subsidy and get fucked over it or not....

If the Subsidy calculation does not factor in total income from earned, unearned, and gift income it is an even bigger joke than I suspect.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:02 PM (9jfyN)

288
I like the lack of logic in bateman point 2, no inheriting firearms.  Its kind of like outlawing alcohol.

Bwahaha, hey dumbass, first no, second how would you know, third fuck no.  And he is defeated.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2013 08:02 PM (caCiW)

289 Posted by: 0302 at December 05, 2013 11:55 PM (R8X6T) The ring knockers can be quite a bunch of sanctimonious tools.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 05, 2013 08:02 PM (5qhId)

290 Last hiring meeting I was in on the boss lady openly talked about wanting to hire a black woman for the job. We were asked to give feedback on the candidates. She filtered out all the white men. Only let us evaluate black and hispanic women. Boss lady was fishing for praise by bragging about trying to fill the position with a black female. Be a fucking lawsuit if she said the exact same words about a white male. But she was expecting an NPR golf clap for being so progressive in her open racial preferences.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 08:03 PM (ZPrif)

291 So, with Mandela dead, how long until the funerary type tyre necklacing of the Afrikaners begin? Posted by: The Political Hat at December 06, 2013 12:02 AM (Vk2pI) Fixed.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2013 08:03 PM (Vk2pI)

292 Even shorter version of jwest: If you leave me alone, I'll tell you which attic she's hiding in. Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 11:57 PM (doBIb) Nail. Head. Smacked the hell out of it.

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2013 08:03 PM (LpbKr)

293 288
Lt. Col. Bateman would likely quail in the face of a challenge of a Duel.
But should he ever think he's up to it, I'm right here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2013 12:00 AM (vvk2F)


You probably shouldn't google "lt col robert bateman and the south". You won't like what you find.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 05, 2013 08:03 PM (pAlYe)

294 296 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 06, 2013 12:02 AM (5qhId)

Since we are no longer a serious power, I am finding my usual visceral reaction to pruning the standing military to a bad shrub to be waning.

I'd like to make it to wife's pension, I like my liberty even more.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:04 PM (9jfyN)

295 If the Subsidy calculation does not factor in total income from earned, unearned, and gift income it is an even bigger joke than I suspect.
-
They can't deliver mail correctly, nor put in basic security    on their POS website.  I can guarantee you they won't factor total income.  The entire process is a joke.  The only logical explanation is that it isn't about    insurance, but a way    to track voters, and enroll as many medicare voters as they can, so that they can screw the productive class in this country and    still hold their congressional seats.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 08:05 PM (/i3Yt)

296 Gen. John Sedgewick, Union general, famous last words: "Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards (900 m) away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line?" Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

297 Nail. Head. Smacked the hell out of it. Thanks. I was going to post it in that thread but I had to go home.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:05 PM (doBIb)

298 Hey, did I hear right? Howie Mandel died? Whoa, dude, he was pretty young.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 08:06 PM (52Rhl)

299 Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2013 12:00 AM++ dammit, Jim. You show you where I least expect it. Hoping you're well...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 08:06 PM (JMmQ9)

300 305 Seamus Muldoon at December 06, 2013 12:06 AM (52Rhl)

He turned in a pretty killer performance in the Day After and Cocoon

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:07 PM (9jfyN)

301 *um pass*

On SyFy is Arachnoquake.  Earthquakes release giant spiders in New Orleans.

And on TCM is In the Heat of the Night.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 08:07 PM (iGP6J)

302 Fuck you, you cocksucking, anti-freedom, anti-American asshole. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2013 12:00 AM (oJ5Fd) 'Night CBD. Didn't read the comments but I agree with the reaction. Are we sure he isn't trolling? Which I don't think he is, but dayum, stupid like that needs to be charged.

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2013 08:07 PM (LpbKr)

303 Test every bottle by geiger counter! That's what Jorge and Raul had in mind when they hijacked the truck down in Mexico. Then things went horribly wrong.... --- It's 21.5°F but since it "feels Like 22°F" I think I'll go for a little drive on the fresh-fallen snow-ice-stuff oboy. Shouldn't be any worse than the 15mph (on the highway, flashers on) pea-soup fog I had to drive in the other night. See yez in the mawnin.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me flurry? at December 05, 2013 08:07 PM (U13jb)

304 I tried to find Bateman on twitter to tell him what I thought of him but he doesn't seem to have a twitter handle.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 08:07 PM (ZPrif)

305 Jeezloouise I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP>

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 08:08 PM (lVPtV)

306 Yea, we talked about this one. Finding a reasonably priced IWB holster for a G30 is not easy. I shoot it better than my Colt Govt Model and would like to keep it. I think a local guy will make one for me custom. Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 05, 2013 11:57 PM (4Mv1T) check Bianchi or Galco for a G30

Posted by: science ?? at December 05, 2013 08:08 PM (SXDDj)

307 It's me Jane!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:08 PM (doBIb)

308 "3 Gen. John Sedgewick, Union general, famous last words: "Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards (900 m) away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line?" Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye." A man after my own heart.

Posted by: Gen. George Armstrong Cluster at December 05, 2013 08:09 PM (70tOG)

309 http://tinyurl.com/m2d2pxk

Glock 30 IWB Holster

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:09 PM (9jfyN)

310 The Mandelas had separate homes in Soweto, most of which is fairly nice. Nelson had a sprawling ranch-style house in a heavily treed suburban neighborhood. Winnie had a large mansion on a hill overlooking an area of corrugated tin and cardboard shacks.

Posted by: whoever at December 05, 2013 08:09 PM (zu9Ee)

311 My best friend lives in mckenny tx. The lousey money grubbing fool he is. How dare he live on that golf course.

Posted by: to all my friends in TX at December 05, 2013 08:10 PM (5fkya)

312 315 Gen. George Armstrong Cluster at December 06, 2013 12:09 AM (70tOG)

Mine too with the added bonus, I also was killed by Rebel fire.

// TJ Jackson esq

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:10 PM (9jfyN)

313 The Mandelas had separate homes in Soweto, most of which is fairly nice. Nelson had a sprawling ranch-style house in a heavily treed suburban neighborhood. Winnie had a large mansion on a hill overlooking an area of corrugated tin and cardboard shacks. Posted by: whoever ------------- After the divorce, Winnie sued Nelson for $5 million. Apparently they settled on something...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 08:10 PM (aDwsi)

314 Is Megyn Kelly sick? Or is the throaty voice for ratings?

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2013 08:10 PM (LpbKr)

315 Awww damn...Morgan Freeman died!? That sucks!!

Posted by: JDW at December 05, 2013 08:10 PM (UEoQu)

316 You folks do realize that the assault rifle reference is purely in context of my broader argument about pursuing dog breeding, right?
Woof! Woof! [tail wags]

Posted by: assault terrier, mark iii at December 05, 2013 08:11 PM (4NEdy)

317 Or is the throaty voice for ratings? Don't play with me!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:11 PM (doBIb)

318 I have a little sumthing sumthing to sooth female's throats

Posted by: The Dude at December 05, 2013 08:12 PM (vJdyz)

319 So, will the full-auto Pit Bull remain legal, or just the semi-auto half-breed?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 08:12 PM (aDwsi)

320 Posted by: Mætenloch at December 06, 2013 12:03 AM (pAlYe)

So Bateman has a hotmail account where he invites people to send threats.

So?

How does this change anything?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 08:13 PM (oJ5Fd)

321 anti-purebred dog thing that I see espoused so often really irritates the shit out of me.
Posted by: Y-not at December 05, 2013 11:34 PM (zDsvJ)

Nothing anti-purebred about it.

The facts are that some purebreds have medical issues directly related to the manipulation of the breeding stock to create the breed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 08:13 PM (LSDdO)

322 OK, time to turn in, and sleep late in the morning, because no way in hell    I'm getting on the road with a half inch of ice on it and playing road hockey with my truck.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 08:13 PM (/i3Yt)

323 324 EC at December 06, 2013 12:11 AM (doBIb)


so it is nostalgia week at Casa 10077 and for fun I decided to expose lad10077 to Emergency!

for your perusal dear Horde I present the pilot...

http://youtu.be/SVukU5jYq4E

Nurse Dixie....1972 when women were still dames.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:13 PM (9jfyN)

324 The funny thing about the 2A, if you substitute "well-equipped" for "well-Regulated", it's much closer to the original meaning. They didn't want a bunch of country cousins showing up to a battle with slingshots.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 08:14 PM (T1005)

325 300 Mætenloch at December 06, 2013 12:03 AM (pAlYe)

Yeah I have heard of the good Colonel before...

I have loathed him a long while.


Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:15 PM (9jfyN)

326 Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 06, 2013 12:07 AM (ZPrif)

R_Bateman_LTC@hotmail.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2013 08:15 PM (oJ5Fd)

327 324 Or is the throaty voice for ratings? Don't play with me! Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:11 AM (doBIb) She even brought it up for a poll.

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2013 08:15 PM (LpbKr)

328
   Time for the old folk.  We have a dinner to go to tomorrow, and our guests will be a young Army couple. Ought to be fun.


       Goodnite, good people.     Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 05, 2013 08:15 PM (SAMxH)

329 Was this wrong for me to do? http://cheezburger.com/7940255744 Too soon?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2013 08:15 PM (BXLPR)

330 so it is nostalgia week at Casa 10077 and for fun I decided to expose lad10077 to Emergency! My wife is still in love with Johnny Gage. She would leave me for him.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:15 PM (doBIb)

331 216 Heh? Splain yourself Lucy. One word: jwest Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 11:45 PM (doBIb) The Granny Slayer

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 08:16 PM (AO9UG)

332 " // TJ Jackson esq" Jackson was a Rebel Puzzy and evidence further that Rebels can't shoot for shit.

Posted by: Gen. George Armstrong Cluster at December 05, 2013 08:16 PM (70tOG)

333 "Now Lt. Col. Bateman qualified as Airborne and a Ranger and is a military historian having written several books and taught at West Point. So he's not a nobody without any cred."

Uh.  Just because you ran the o-course doesn't give you street cred.  I have a list of shitty officers that did this or that.  People is people.  Leaders are leaders.  Rank doesn't mean shit.

Best officer I ever served with:  Lt Gen Gary Voellger.  I'd carry his ruck.  Served on his staff and he was a man's man.  And Col Wayne Bechler.  Lt Col J. Nelson.

That is the end of the list.  13 years active service, 10 as a contractor.  3 names.  Do the math.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:16 PM (x3YFz)

334 337 EC at December 06, 2013 12:15 AM (doBIb)

Ms10077 as well...

not many women leave men for DeSoto....probably fewer than leave men for Dixie....

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:16 PM (9jfyN)

335 Seriously, M. Kelleys,voice made Obamas New Tax sound sexy as hell.

Posted by: RWC at December 05, 2013 08:17 PM (LpbKr)

336 Calling it a night.  Some modern pin-up art in parting.

http://tinyurl.com/nhjdbhg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 08:17 PM (iGP6J)

337 264 Her defense is simply that they couldn’t have been discriminated against because they are White men and that White men aren’t “a protected class.” - Technically, she is correct, which shows just how screwed up we are to have discrimination laws in the first place. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2013 11:54 PM (/i3Yt) The anti-discrimination laws made sense insofar as they repealed the Jim Crow segregation laws. Before them, discrimination was official government policy in some places. Government is supposed to be for all of the people, therefore it's immoral for the government to discriminate for or against certain groups of citizens. But the anti-discrimination laws went off the rails when they prohibited private discrimination. Laws that dictated who employers could hire or serve, or who landlords must rent to were an outrageous violation of private property rights. They also set a precedent for laws banning smoking in private businesses or salt in restaurants. There is absolutely nothing wrong with private discrimination. As a homeowner, I still have the absolute right to decide who I will allow in my house. A business owner should have that same right, and used to. Ayn Rand said, "Freedom of association includes the freedom not to associate."

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2013 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

338 338 216 Heh? Splain yourself Lucy. One word: jwest Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 11:45 PM (doBIb) The Granny Slayer Posted by: eman at December 06, 2013 12:16 AM (AO9UG) Did you catch it real time today?

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:18 PM (doBIb)

339 Jen Griffin told the story on FNC of how her first news assignment was to report on Mandela's release from prison. She said that after 27 years in prison, he was ready to go but had to wait a while longer because his wife was having her hair styled. WTF?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 08:18 PM (DmNpO)

340

TR

 

For your  G30. Local shop here, overall nice products.

http://tinyurl.com/m5l2af9


 

Posted by: PMRich at December 05, 2013 08:18 PM (KDUNf)

341 Woof! Woof! [tail wags] Posted by: assault terrier, mark iii at December 06, 2013 12:11 AM (4NEdy) Assault kitteh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MLswjXYjHU

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 05, 2013 08:19 PM (Vk2pI)

342 Oh, and add NCOs:  CMSgt Michael Fury.  Should have been CMSAF.  But my fried David is bucking for that spot (CMSgt Dave Staton, command chief, 52 FW).  I hope he gets CMSAF. 

He's the best NCO I've ever known, including me.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:19 PM (x3YFz)

343 I caught J Throw Granny From the Train West in real time, but showed I thought laudable restraint and shrugged.

I have been gone a lot more than normal or rather am slowly returning to my usual "normal" and probably will be even less present next year.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:19 PM (9jfyN)

344 " Awww damn...Morgan Freeman died!? That sucks!!" All right, take it down a notch. I'm just fine sitting here with my niece so everybody chill, okay?

Posted by: Morg at December 05, 2013 08:19 PM (70tOG)

345 "Uh. Just because you ran the o-course doesn't give you street cred. I have a list of shitty officers that did this or that. People is people. Leaders are leaders. Rank doesn't mean shit." I don't understand your concern.

Posted by: General (Ret - Thank God) Wesley Clark at December 05, 2013 08:20 PM (ZyqBH)

346 Was this wrong for me to do? http://cheezburger.com/7940255744 Too soon? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2013 12:15 AM (BXLPR) It's perfect.

Posted by: Die Politieke Hoed at December 05, 2013 08:20 PM (Vk2pI)

347 OK, i'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 08:20 PM (JMmQ9)

348 later peeps

Posted by: science ?? at December 05, 2013 08:21 PM (SXDDj)

349 I don't understand your concern.

Posted by: General (Ret - Thank God) Wesley Clark at December 06, 2013 12:20 AM (ZyqBH)

Heh...Clark.  I don't have the energy tonight to string together the correct amount of profanity.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:21 PM (x3YFz)

350 later peeps

Posted by: Jake at December 05, 2013 08:22 PM (SXDDj)

351 "Prisoner playlist. Leave It to Beaver Father Knows Best Mr Rogers Wonder Woman (to wake them up) Jack LaLanne Very early Sesame Street ...?" You want to torture them, right? C-SPAN

Posted by: whoever at December 05, 2013 08:22 PM (zu9Ee)

352 356 tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:21 AM (x3YFz)

Wesley "WHAT THE HELL HERO?!?" Clark who tried to single-handily start World War III "because"...

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:22 PM (9jfyN)

353 At least Clark is banging some fine Asian tail.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:22 PM (doBIb)

354 Everybody pussing out? It's getting late but I'm still waiting up for "Winter Death 2013" to take my Earthly body. With alcohol and e-cigs. course. Ah, well......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2013 08:23 PM (70tOG)

355 So, will the full-auto Pit Bull remain legal, or just the semi-auto half-breed?
Assault kitteh

Grrr! BARK! Grrr!

Posted by: assault terrier, mark iii at December 05, 2013 08:23 PM (4NEdy)

356 360 EC at December 06, 2013 12:22 AM (doBIb)

Some of Mistah Clark's Tail may be male...

//Thai Tranny Local 957

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:23 PM (9jfyN)

357 the drool cup runneth over.... 0415 comes early

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:24 PM (9jfyN)

358 I caught J Throw Granny From the Train West in real time, but showed I thought laudable restraint and shrugged. I knew he was partly trolling for maximum effect and that he enjoys making people squirm. After today, no one should pay him any more attention.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:24 PM (doBIb)

359 Pin up Art is from WWII for me. Scroll to about 7.

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/forums/showthread.php/28480-WWII-Pin-Up-Art/page2

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 08:24 PM (TI3xG)

360 So Bateman has a hotmail account where he invites people to send threats.
So?
How does this change anything?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2013 12:13 AM (oJ5Fd)


??

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 05, 2013 08:24 PM (pAlYe)

361 Diesel's about as volatile as kerosene and is ignited all the time by matches, lighters most any open flame will do.

Even electric wire coil will ignite it.

Now diesel may not EXPLODE easily but it CAN if the mixture is just right and there's enough oxygen present with a detonator of sufficient power.

Fuel-air-fertilizer bombs use diesel or kerosene for preference.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 08:24 PM (LSDdO)

362 There was a more worhless general (well, many actually) but the first that springs to mind is McPeak.  Little girl jogging shorts McPeak.  I'll punch him in the dick if I ever meet him IRL.

God I hate that guy.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:24 PM (x3YFz)

363 369 There was a more worhless general (well, many actually) but the first that springs to mind is McPeak. Little girl jogging shorts McPeak. I'll punch him in the dick if I ever meet him IRL. God I hate that guy. Come at me bro!

Posted by: Gen Shinseki at December 05, 2013 08:25 PM (doBIb)

364 There was a more worhless general (well, many actually) but the first that springs to mind is McPeak. Little girl jogging shorts McPeak. I'll punch him in the dick if I ever meet him IRL. God I hate that guy. Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, really? I have met him, nothing to do with anything military, only social, seemed as if he was a good guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2013 08:26 PM (ya3AJ)

365 and why do you not like girls in jogging shorts?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2013 08:27 PM (ya3AJ)

366 Navy corpsman in my class. One of my students.

3 tours in asscrackistan and dude rolls up on me and asks (like we're dealing drugs or some shit) if he can snake a 30 round mag for his AR.

I sold him two.  I have like 30 magpuls.  Stocked up because I saw this coming.

I fucking hate democrats.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:27 PM (x3YFz)

367 368 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 12:24 AM (LSDdO)

Yup...it all has to do with how much of it has evaporated how much gaseous so there's a methodology to the match trick and the smoke trick.

When necklacing you want the slow burn of diesel....

anyhow if people really ant to know I'll check in in the AM and can provide Ace or Maet with video of necklacing in action...

it is one of the reasons I went back to owning semi-autos after selling all mine over the years.

Colonel Dumbelfuck is really proud he is a trained violence specialist.....

a little too proud IMHO....it is not that special and uh so am I.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:27 PM (9jfyN)

368 I thought necklacing was more of a dominican or hatian thing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2013 08:29 PM (ya3AJ)

369 373 Navy corpsman in my class. One of my students. 3 tours in asscrackistan and dude rolls up on me and asks (like we're dealing drugs or some shit) if he can snake a 30 round mag for his AR. I sold him two. I have like 30 magpuls. Stocked up because I saw this coming. I fucking hate democrats. Where are you? CO? NY? CA?

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:29 PM (doBIb)

370 345 338 216 Heh? Splain yourself Lucy. One word: jwest Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 11:45 PM (doBIb) The Granny Slayer Posted by: eman at December 06, 2013 12:16 AM (AO9UG) Did you catch it real time today? Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:18 AM (doBIb) Nope. Just learning of it now.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 08:29 PM (AO9UG)

371 There was a more worhless general (well, many actually) but the first that springs to mind is McPeak. Little girl jogging shorts McPeak. I'll punch him in the dick if I ever meet him IRL. don't hurt my diversity bro after this FTHood shooting!!

Posted by: Gen. Casey at December 05, 2013 08:29 PM (jHkZU)

372 Where are you? CO? NY? CA?

Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:29 AM (doBIb)

CO.  And the county sheriff won't enforce that bullshit.  However, you have to drive to WY to buy mags.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:30 PM (x3YFz)

373 CO. And the county sheriff won't enforce that bullshit. However, you have to drive to WY to buy mags. A least your sheriff is smart.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:31 PM (doBIb)

374 375 yankeefifth at December 06, 2013 12:29 AM (ya3AJ)

The Ton Ton Macout used it....

Whinny mainstreamed it for African fun and games.

http://tinyurl.com/ywojtv

Necklacing-Wiki

It is very much a hobby of the hotter climates....

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 08:31 PM (9jfyN)

375 Nope. Just learning of it now. It was....illuminating.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:31 PM (doBIb)

376 I thought necklacing was more of a dominican or hatian thing?>>

I don't remeber the exact time line but D and H violence on the news came after South African crap IIRC.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 08:31 PM (TI3xG)

377 It is very much a hobby of the hotter climates.... Posted by: sven at December 06, 2013

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2013 08:32 PM (ya3AJ)

378 what's funny is he said "$10 each?"

I stared at him.  I said "J, these are like gold here.  x5 brother."

I threw in 60 rounds of green tip.  Because I'm cool like that.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:32 PM (x3YFz)

379 Why does Sandra Fluke need all those birth control pills?

--

She could take one a day for eternity and get busy with 1 guy or 50.  It wouldn't matter.  Only one $9 monthly prescription is all she needs to bang the entire society of elitist, pampered pansy boys at Georgetown.  Same as a woman married to 1 guy.  Her body, her choice, my bill.

In other news, I watched Hang 'Em High tonight.  I do believe Ms. Lady in Black had to fan herself most often.  Clint Eastwood looked mighty handsome in that movie, he did.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2013 08:32 PM (XB5Ak)

380 >>>When necklacing you want the slow burn of diesel.... important life tip in the nic

Posted by: sucks to be unarmed at December 05, 2013 08:34 PM (jHkZU)

381 The great thing about dying news papers is it is harder now to get a diesel fire going.

/sarc

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 08:34 PM (TI3xG)

382 CO. And the county sheriff won't enforce that bullshit. However, you have to drive to WY to buy mags. Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:30 AM (x3YFz) some of the mag manufactures date/lot stamp thier mags, just be sure they are not date stamped after your no-go date

Posted by: sucks to be unarmed at December 05, 2013 08:35 PM (jHkZU)

383 A least your sheriff is smart.

Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:31 AM (doBIb)

Terry Maketa.  He's bad  ass! 

but term limited.  I hope he runs for our district when he retires as sheriff.  I make it a point to buy all the deputies pizza every couple months. 

They say they cant accept gifts but somehow those pizzas get et.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:35 PM (x3YFz)

384 some of the mag manufactures date/lot stamp thier mags, just be sure they are not date stamped after your no-go date

Posted by: sucks to be unarmed at December 06, 2013 12:35 AM (jHkZU)

I'm smarter than the average bear.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:37 PM (x3YFz)

385 and why do you not like girls in jogging shorts?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 06, 2013 12:27 AM (ya3AJ)


Jogging shorts with thigh high striped gym socks vs Yoga pants: Commence Battle

Posted by: The Dude at December 05, 2013 08:40 PM (vJdyz)

386 Jogging shorts with thigh high striped gym socks vs Yoga pants: Commence Battle Trump card: yoga shorts.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:41 PM (doBIb)

387 jwest is a twisted turtle-fucking shit licker with a closet full of Hitler costumes and manatee sperm specimens.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 08:41 PM (AO9UG)

388 Jogging shorts with thigh high striped gym socks vs Yoga pants: Commence Battle>>

Are the gym socks vagina knitted?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 08:42 PM (TI3xG)

389 I'm smarter than the average bear. Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:37 AM (x3YFz) yep I just transfered a AR15 to my BiL in Co Rock River, 20 inch, 1/8 twist, stainless barrel Free Float hand guard A4 flat top Leupold 1-4x scope with SPR reticle w/ MK2 mount 6 position collapsable butstock Chromed bolt carrier group it is bas ass

Posted by: sucks to be unarmed at December 05, 2013 08:42 PM (jHkZU)

390 meant knee high but thigh high is better

Posted by: The Dude at December 05, 2013 08:43 PM (vJdyz)

391 394 jwest is a twisted turtle-fucking shit licker with a closet full of Hitler costumes and manatee sperm specimens. See my summary at #277.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:43 PM (doBIb)

392 396 I'm smarter than the average bear. Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:37 AM (x3YFz) yep I just transfered a AR15 to my BiL in Co Rock River, 20 inch, 1/8 twist, stainless barrel Free Float hand guard A4 flat top Leupold 1-4x scope with SPR reticle w/ MK2 mount 6 position collapsable butstock Chromed bolt carrier group it is bas ass Posted by: sucks to be unarmed at December 06, 2013 12:42 AM (jHkZU) Hey buddy, just what you see!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:44 PM (doBIb)

393 392
and why do you not like girls in jogging shorts?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 06, 2013 12:27 AM (ya3AJ)

Jogging shorts with thigh high striped gym socks vs Yoga pants: Commence Battle

Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2013 12:40 AM (vJdyz)

Girls in skimpy little jogging shorts aren't just fine, but, in fact, encouraged.

However, pasty, skinny, white spindly Lt Col's who should have bought a muscle car for their mid life crisis, are not something you want to see lopping around the base thinking they don't look gay.

because they look gay.  And not like Armani Suit gay, but just... fkn gay.

/shudder

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:45 PM (x3YFz)

394 jwest is a twisted turtle-fucking shit licker with a closet full of Hitler costumes and manatee sperm specimens.

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2013 12:41 AM (AO9UG)


I'm guessing the same can be said  LtC biteman.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 08:45 PM (FMbng)

395 um..said about

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 08:45 PM (FMbng)

396 People in slasher films are almost as stupid as most of the people in The Walking Dead.

^^^THIS.  They encounter that town where the sheriff's old pal that's gone nuts that saved his life is hiding out and has all those spikey booby traps setup to impale the walkers, then fail to employ that same protruding spikey impale technique through the chain link fence at the prison to keep the walkers from getting too close and pushing the fence down. 

Right.  I totally believed that.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 08:49 PM (L0b3J)

397 and for fun I decided to expose lad10077 to Emergency! My wife is still in love with Johnny Gage. She would leave me for him. Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:15 AM She'll have to fight me for him! :-)

Posted by: elaine at December 05, 2013 08:50 PM (GNZ0/)

398 I can't tell you how much all us AF NCOs hate McPeak. 

It's a thing where if I was behind him in line at safeway while buying milk and cheetos, I'd drop everything, throat snatch him and slam his face through the bar scanner over and over until the police arrived.

That's how much I hate that guy.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:51 PM (x3YFz)

399 It's a bitch when you get old enough and experienced enough to catch TV/Movie/Book writers when they come up with some sh!t that you know PERSONALLY cannot/does not/will not work in RL.

Ruins a lot of time wasting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 08:52 PM (LSDdO)

400 Ah, yes, the wispy hipster douchebag with a message for those of us who have lost our way. Our stepdaughter dated one who was caught and convicted for tagging public property in DC. Search for "borf" to catch the story of this preening and self-absorbed cockholster. Met his parents once; the mother is a complete statist idiot who advocated that banks forgive all credit card debt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 05, 2013 08:52 PM (Q4p8Q)

401 Shorts. http://oi42.tinypic.com/4kupgi.jpg

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:53 PM (doBIb)

402 403 People in slasher films are almost as stupid as most of the people in The Walking Dead. ^^^THIS. They encounter that town where the sheriff's old pal that's gone nuts that saved his life is hiding out and has all those spikey booby traps setup to impale the walkers, then fail to employ that same protruding spikey impale technique through the chain link fence at the prison to keep the walkers from getting too close and pushing the fence down. Right. I totally believed that. Posted by: Purp at December 06, 2013 12:49 AM (L0b3J) Instead of reinforcing the fence they built themselves a picnic area.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 08:53 PM (AO9UG)

403 Ah, yes, the wispy hipster douchebag with a message for those of us who have lost our way.

Our stepdaughter dated one who was caught and convicted for tagging public property in DC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 06, 2013 12:52 AM (Q4p8Q)

eh.. so I'm not the only one who has an idiot daughter. 

It's unfortunate that she looks exactly like me so there's no out for me:  Yes, I spawned a dumbass.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:55 PM (x3YFz)

404 jwest is a twisted turtle-fucking shit licker with a closet full of Hitler costumes and manatee sperm specimens. *** Please tell me that just rolled off your tongue, effortlessly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 08:56 PM (DmNpO)

405 Having kids is a crap shoot.

It takes years to find out if it was snake eyes or seven/eleven

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 08:56 PM (LSDdO)

406 406 It's a bitch when you get old enough and experienced enough to catch TV/Movie/Book writers when they come up with some sh!t that you know PERSONALLY cannot/does not/will not work in RL.

Ruins a lot of time wasting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 12:52 AM (LSDdO)

Hah!

I gave this exact speech to my physics III class Monday:  the smarter you get, the less you enjoy movies.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 08:57 PM (x3YFz)

407

Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:53 AM (doBIb)


that's stretching shorts a little bit

Posted by: The Dude at December 05, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)

408 that's stretching shorts a little bit Nonsense!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:57 PM (doBIb)

409 411 jwest is a twisted turtle-fucking shit licker with a closet full of Hitler costumes and manatee sperm specimens. *** Please tell me that just rolled off your tongue, effortlessly. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 12:56 AM (DmNpO) It did. Bumper sticker?

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 08:58 PM (AO9UG)

410 Alright, I'm out. See you all tomorrow for the Mandela sob fest.

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 08:58 PM (doBIb)

411 That dang burr hurts. And I won't stop explaning. Pure vinyl sounds the best, phhhttt!!!.... You kids and your digital music.Even through my tinitus, I hear my past, your present, and my grandkids future.You would have to put a gun to my head to buy a pair of $199.99 headphones. Like JZ needs more money. And my 10 year old grandaughter seems to worry about me.

Posted by: dang burr at December 05, 2013 08:59 PM (5fkya)

412 416 411 jwest is a twisted turtle-fucking shit licker with a closet full of Hitler costumes and manatee sperm specimens.

***

Please tell me that just rolled off your tongue, effortlessly.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 12:56 AM (DmNpO)

It did. Bumper sticker?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2013 12:58 AM (AO9UG)

I believe we've neglected the term "nicklefucker" in the ONTs.  turtle fucker is good but doesn't (just barely) have the same flow.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:00 PM (x3YFz)

413 417 Alright, I'm out. See you all tomorrow for the Mandela sob fest.


Posted by: EC at December 06, 2013 12:58 AM (doBIb)

is he the dead black guy from Africa?


/INCOMING!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:01 PM (x3YFz)

414 It did. Bumper sticker? *** Heck yeah!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 09:01 PM (DmNpO)

415 Don't be too hard on jwest.

At least he's consistent and sometimes it's fun to troll.

And sometimes I do it without realizing I'm doing it.

Danged if I'm going to admit I'm wrong though.

That's what's so great about the internet; no downsides to saying stupid stuff.

Who cares? Who remembers?

As long as you don't make a habit of it of course.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 09:01 PM (LSDdO)

416 413 406 It's a bitch when you get old enough and experienced enough to catch TV/Movie/Book writers when they come up with some sh!t that you know PERSONALLY cannot/does not/will not work in RL. Ruins a lot of time wasting. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 12:52 AM (LSDdO) Hah! I gave this exact speech to my physics III class Monday: the smarter you get, the less you enjoy movies. Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:57 AM (x3YFz) One of my favorite bits of Hollywood physics is folks chatting by radio across the Solar System in real time. For dramatic effect, of course.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 09:02 PM (AO9UG)

417 Instead of reinforcing the fence they built themselves a picnic area.

No they used all their spare materials on Rick's pig farm. Which they stocked with pigs they got from...

Wait, were there pigs in woodbury?

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2013 09:03 PM (hO9ad)

418 422 Don't be too hard on jwest.

At least he's consistent and sometimes it's fun to troll.

And sometimes I do it without realizing I'm doing it.

Danged if I'm going to admit I'm wrong though.

That's what's so great about the internet; no downsides to saying stupid stuff.

Who cares? Who remembers?

As long as you don't make a habit of it of course.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 01:01 AM (LSDdO)

few points:
1)  jwest has the balls to stay in the fight.  He's wrong, a lot, but +1 for cajones
2)  Always man up when you fuck up.  even on the internet.  Integrity.
3)  Everyone remembers.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:04 PM (x3YFz)

419 IIRC, not only did Obama not go to Thatcher's funeral, but he did not send Biden. Not even the Sec of State.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2013 09:04 PM (dfYL9)

420 See you all tomorrow for the Mandela sob fest.

I was under the impression the corpse wouldn't be planted for ten days, So we have a week and a half of this bullshit to sit through.

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2013 09:05 PM (hO9ad)

421 I don't mind if they want to mourn Mandela. Or even to elevate him to a place he doesn't deserve.

It's just that they take such glee in it. Like their mourning this dead terrorist makes them so much better  than anyone else.

This man blew people up and him and his wife tortured others. But none of that will be spoken of.

His short time rule (and don't think for one minute he wasn't being steered by the ANC) did little to nothing to better the country or it's problems. And long term, Black (tribal) rule will eventually destroy it like most other populist/communist/tribal groups have done through out the rest of Africa.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 09:07 PM (LSDdO)

422 IIRC, not only did Obama not go to Thatcher's funeral, but he did not send Biden. Not even the Sec of State. *** Jim Baker and George Schultz

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 09:07 PM (DmNpO)

423 Bitter, as far as movies and real life go, Death Blossom always works.

Posted by: Jerry at December 05, 2013 09:09 PM (4SKYj)

424 392 and why do you not like girls in jogging shorts? Posted by: yankeefifth at December 06, 2013 12:27 AM (ya3AJ) Jogging shorts with thigh high striped gym socks vs Yoga pants: Commence Battle Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2013 12:40 AM (vJdyz) Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats volleyball shorts. I will watch college volleyball games if given the choice of that and a college basketball game. http://tinyurl.com/n4qxcro

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 05, 2013 09:09 PM (BXLPR)

425 Here, I've got some relief from Mandela. Remeber ace's post a while back with Obama standing in front of the protrait of Lincoln, and how Obama made himself the center of every honor meant for historic figures? Seen this? "President Obama’s White House account tweeted a tribute to Mandela – a picture of Obama in Mandela’s Robben Island prison cell, along with a quote from Obama about Mandela" Hysterical.

Posted by: Meremortal,, at December 05, 2013 09:10 PM (1Y+hH)

426 Jerry! Jerry!
The ONT is stealing my knuckle-fucker move!!!

Posted by: george costanza at December 05, 2013 09:10 PM (4NEdy)

427 Mandela was one of The Elders. Cue the A-Team music.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 09:11 PM (AO9UG)

428 I will watch college volleyball games if given the choice of that and a college basketball game.

http://tinyurl.com/n4qxcro

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2013 01:09 AM (BXLPR)

teaching at a university as a guy pushing 50, I offer this: 

I'm married, happily.

But goddammit, they're everywhere!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:11 PM (x3YFz)

429 Bitter, as far as movies and real life go, Death Blossom always works. Posted by: Jerry at December 06, 2013 01:09 AM (4SKYj) Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlAsSyDAWR8

Posted by: Centauri at December 05, 2013 09:11 PM (Vk2pI)

430

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 06, 2013 01:09 AM (BXLPR)

damn, shows off her diamond beautifully

Posted by: The Dude at December 05, 2013 09:12 PM (vJdyz)

431 Nelson's dead to the world as we know it

yes he's dead to the world as we know it


and I feel fine






Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 09:12 PM (FMbng)

432 438 Nelson's dead to the world as we know it

yes he's dead to the world as we know it


and I feel fine






Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2013 01:12 AM (FMbng)

And he did just as much for humanity as Ghandi did:

Z E R O

Still fucked, aren't you, Africa?

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:14 PM (x3YFz)

433 Mommy, why is Daddy always watching volleyball?

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 09:15 PM (AO9UG)

434 Define "assault rifle" please. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2013 09:17 PM (JMmQ9)

435 Mommy? Why is daddy watching men's volleyball with Uncle Reggie?

Posted by: sasha at December 05, 2013 09:17 PM (4NEdy)

436

Mommy, why is Daddy always watching volleyball?

 

 

It's all about strategy, ball placement and other important stuff son. You'll begin to understand when you reach puberty.

Posted by: PMRich at December 05, 2013 09:18 PM (KDUNf)

437 If just one person in the media says about Mandela, "You know, he was kind of a dick", I will see it as a ray of hope.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 09:18 PM (AO9UG)

438 Alton, an "assault rifle" is any rifle, pistol, or blunderbuss that can be used individually or in combination to perform Death Blossom.

Posted by: Jerry at December 05, 2013 09:20 PM (4SKYj)

439

Barry's like an historical photobomber. Whatever's being snapped, Barry shoves his mug in the frame.

 

Normandy beach shot- Barry: "wazzzzzzup?!"

Neil Armstrong tribute shot- Barry: *finger guns*

Richard III grave shot-  Barry: "Yo, Rick, how's it hangin'?"

 

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 09:21 PM (9gNQd)

440 I'm going to breed a special type of dog, for racing, with no legs.

I'll call them drag racing dogs.

Posted by: Joey "Two-Blasts" Biden at December 05, 2013 09:21 PM (wgzFF)

441 I saw Death Blossom open for Five Finger Heart Punch in Boston in '08. They were okay.

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 09:23 PM (AO9UG)

442 What is wrong with you people? A great man has died. Give him his due. He deserves a parade equal to that of Regan's. No matter what you think, and ya ,I'm talking Boer shit, I would stand proudly and salute. Free people gotta be free. Human's strive to be better. But sometimes it's ugly.

Posted by: give the man his due at December 05, 2013 09:23 PM (5fkya)

443 447 I'm going to breed a special type of dog, for racing, with no legs.

I'll call them drag racing dogs.

Posted by: Joey "Two-Blasts" Biden at December 06, 2013 01:21 AM (wgzFF)

I tipped the waitress and tried the veal.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:23 PM (x3YFz)

444 Free people gotta be free. Human's strive to be better. But sometimes it's ugly. Posted by: give the man his due at December 06, 2013 01:23 AM (5fkya) QuiteÂ…

Posted by: Dead Afrikaaner Farmer at December 05, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)

445 449 What is wrong with you people? A great man has died. Give him his due. He deserves a parade equal to that of Regan's. No matter what you think, and ya ,I'm talking Boer shit, I would stand proudly and salute. Free people gotta be free. Human's strive to be better. But sometimes it's ugly. Posted by: give the man his due at December 06, 2013 01:23 AM (5fkya) Getting a little hot under the collar?

Posted by: eman at December 05, 2013 09:25 PM (AO9UG)

446 429----Jim Baker and George Schultz Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2013 01:07 AM (DmNpO) ------------------------------------- Ah, yes. That's right. I'm sure her UK friends, family, and admirers sincerely appreciated their presence --- just as I'm sure it meant a lot to them to go. Still, it's pretty pathetic not to send someone in the current government like the VP (traditional) or at least the FLOTUS or Sec of State.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2013 09:27 PM (dfYL9)

447 449 What is wrong with you people? A great man has died. Give him his due. He deserves a parade equal to that of Regan's. No matter what you think, and ya ,I'm talking Boer shit, I would stand proudly and salute. Free people gotta be free. Human's strive to be better. But sometimes it's ugly.

Posted by: give the man his due at December 06, 2013 01:23 AM (5fkya)

see here's the thing:  12 (or more) years of warfare.  We've all lost close friends.  So my give-a-fuck meter reads  (tap tap)  zero.

When I die I don't expect anyone to give a shit. 

Call me jaded but that's what's "wrong with" us people.  We're a warrior nation, like it or don't; agree or not, I don't give a shit.

We die.  They die.  Unless I knew you I don't care.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:27 PM (x3YFz)

448 Ignore it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 09:27 PM (4NEdy)

449 What is wrong with you people? A great man has died.

 

Posted by: give the man his due at December 06, 2013 01:23 AM

 

 

Howie Mandel really is dead?

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 09:28 PM (9gNQd)

450 tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:51 AM (x3YFz) So? Don't go shopping in Safeway. Problem solved!!! : -)

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:29 PM (jdRXP)

451 Getting a little hot under the collar?

Posted by: eman at December 06, 2013 01:25 AM (AO9UG)

 

http://tinyurl.com/mu3vvn8


 

 

Posted by: PMRich at December 05, 2013 09:30 PM (KDUNf)

452 What is wrong with you people? A great man has died. Give him his due.

I'll donate a flaming tire for his casket. How's that?

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2013 09:30 PM (hO9ad)

453 From a Huff-Po article trying to pre-spin an obvious, looming, short-term, fucking DISASTER: Patients who show up at a doctor's office, hospital, pharmacy or elsewhere without[valid]insurance cards in hand will have to rely on the kindness of those providers, Timothy Jost, a professor at Washington & Lee University School of Law in Lexington, Va., wrote in an email. The kindness of my provider?! Fuck that! My landlord is one of the most kind, Christian, super-cool dudes I have ever met. He took me to Court on Rent. As he should have... He and his family DESERVE & NEED what I owe him. So, how is it more "unkind" of him to get rent than for a Doctor at an Urgent Care to charge me for plucking a piece of glass out of a toe w/a local?

Posted by: Deety at December 05, 2013 09:31 PM (3XUU4)

454 So? Don't go shopping in Safeway. Problem solved!!!
: -)

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 01:29 AM (jdRXP)

I literally snorted.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:31 PM (x3YFz)

455

What is wrong with you people? A great man has died. Give him his due.


I'll donate a flaming tire for his casket. How's that?

 

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2013 01:30 AM

 

Oh come on. That's uncalled for and not funny. Paul Walker wasn't all that bad.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 09:32 PM (9gNQd)

456 What is wrong with you people? A great man has died. Give him his due. He deserves a parade equal to that of Regan's. No matter what you think, and ya ,I'm talking Boer shit, I would stand proudly and salute. Free people gotta be free. Human's strive to be better. But sometimes it's ugly. Wutz u taukin' bout Willis? Paul Walker was very good looking!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:32 PM (jdRXP)

457 I owe you a coke {soda}, otho... How's the Nova watching?

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:35 PM (jdRXP)

458 Free people gotta be free. Human's strive to be better. But sometimes it's ugly.

Wutz u taukin' bout Willis? Paul Walker was very good looking!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 01:32 AM (jdRXP)

He was ok on the rant right up till "free people gotta be free"

Then, /cue eyeroll

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:36 PM (x3YFz)

459 and "Human's strive"

fuckin English teachers!  DO your damn job!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:37 PM (x3YFz)

460 I teach physics, you won't see

F = mk

why?  because it's fucking wrong!  All lit professors should die in a giant car fire.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:39 PM (x3YFz)

461 well played, otho, well played

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2013 09:39 PM (hO9ad)

462 Is it smoke break time yet? I could use one.

Posted by: GMB at December 05, 2013 09:39 PM (nkPV9)

463 199 more to go ... English might be a 2nd language for this one ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:40 PM (jdRXP)

464

I have an appointment with Maxine Waters tomorrow morning at 10.

I assume you all would like to send your best wishes???

Posted by: DAve at December 05, 2013 09:41 PM (b7yum)

465 DAve at December 06, 2013 01:41 AM (b7yum) Wear mask and gloves and take Holy Water just in case...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:42 PM (jdRXP)

466 471
I have an appointment with Maxine Waters tomorrow morning at 10.
I assume you all would like to send your best wishes???

Posted by: DAve at December 06, 2013 01:41 AM (b7yum)

dude.  really?  no seriously.  Really?

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:42 PM (x3YFz)

467 Bring some packets of Stevia for her, DAve.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 09:42 PM (4NEdy)

468

Per LtCol Bateman, and no offense to any verterans of our outstanding Army, but from the big green machine has often come the (very few) American military officer bad apples who favor fascism.

 

Read Victor Krulak's "First to Fight" for a fascinating account of how the Marine Corps' attempt to save itself from extinction also resulted in their saving America from near-total loss of civilian control of the military. Of  particular interest is Colonel Merritt Edson, of Edson's Raiders fame, who submitted his retirement so that he could speak freely in front of Congress against Eisenhower and Truman's plan.

Posted by: JustJoe at December 05, 2013 09:42 PM (JQPW9)

469 The odds of me taking my next vacation in South Africa are only slightly greater than Obama getting a desperately hoped-for Dead Mandela bounce in the polls. Bottom Line: Nobody in the US (99% of blacks included) gives a shit about SA or Mandela.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 09:45 PM (zeV2E)

470 I owe you a coke {soda}, otho...

How's the Nova watching?

 

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 01:35 AM

 

Hey, A. Haven't seen it... yet. Only found out about it yesterday and it's been cloudy and rainy until today. Is it visible in the far far south? Don't know if it will be big enough to really see where I'm at, city wise. Going to have to look up the where and when stuff for tonight. You seen it?

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 09:45 PM (9gNQd)

471 Dave,

If your appointment with one of the dumbest people to ever get elected is actually real.  I ask one simple thing:

do not touch her or you will become infected with stupid.

Check 6 and keep your wits about you.  You'll be entering the 4th gate of Hell.

She's got the IQ of a bag of peanuts but nonetheless, stay frosty.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:46 PM (x3YFz)

472 A well Regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state.

Doesn't well regulated mean properly functioning and isn't the proper function of a militia to get together with a bunch of well armed friends and shoot whoever is trying to take your guns?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 05, 2013 09:47 PM (DL2i+)

473 olonel Merritt Edson, of Edson's Raiders fame, who submitted his retirement so that he could speak freely in front of Congress against Eisenhower and Truman's plan.

Posted by: JustJoe at December 06, 2013 01:42 AM (JQPW9)

thanks for the book rec.  I just finished up a few books and need a new one, I'll give that a look.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:48 PM (x3YFz)

474 I have an appointment with Maxine Waters tomorrow morning at 10. I assume you all would like to send your best wishes??? Posted by: DAve at December 06, 2013 01:41 AM (b7yum) dude. really? no seriously. Really? Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 01:42 AM (x3YFz) You might be outing yourself with that comment hereÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2013 09:48 PM (Vk2pI)

475 So. Was the ammo shortage real or was it a conspiracy by the ammo makers to jack the price up so as to sell off their stock of LEAD bullets (soon to be scarce or outlawed) at a higher price than would've been possible otherwise?

Or should I change my framistan filter and recalibrate the ol' Reynolds wrap?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 09:49 PM (LSDdO)

476 Yes really.  She's accompanying folks from Toyota to see about turning our little ghetto hellhole into a Toyota factory training center, 'cuz the school is named after her.

Posted by: DAve at December 05, 2013 09:49 PM (b7yum)

477 Doesn't well regulated mean properly functioning and isn't the proper function of a militia to get together with a bunch of well armed friends and shoot whoever is trying to take your guns?

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2013 01:47 AM (DL2i+)

According to Jefferson and Tangonine:  "Yup."

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:49 PM (x3YFz)

478 otho at December 06, 2013 01:45 AM (9gNQd) Too far north, I think ... I didn't recognize the constellation name.

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:50 PM (jdRXP)

479 So, how is it more "unkind" of him to get rent than for a Doctor at an Urgent Care to charge me for plucking a piece of glass out of a toe w/a local? Posted by: Deety at December 06, 2013 01:31 AM Haven't you gotten the memo yet? We don't live in a nation of laws anymore. It's all about being "fair." Besides, doctors make way too much money, haven't you heard? So it's clear they don't need the money that deadbeat patients owe them. /sarcasm

Posted by: elaine at December 05, 2013 09:50 PM (GNZ0/)

480 483 Yes really. She's accompanying folks from Toyota to see about turning our little ghetto hellhole into a Toyota factory training center, 'cuz the school is named after her.

Posted by: DAve at December 06, 2013 01:49 AM (b7yum)

They um... named a school  *cough* after her?

Irony just hit me in the back of the head with a blackjack.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:51 PM (x3YFz)

481 I'm eagerly waiting to relate her pearls of wisdom here later tomorrow

Posted by: DAve at December 05, 2013 09:52 PM (b7yum)

482 You know, if I knew so many people would talk back on this one subject, I coulda got hit's. made money. No, really. Don't be empty inside. We are better than that.

Posted by: give the man his due at December 05, 2013 09:53 PM (5fkya)

483 487  Oh yes i work in the belly of the beast

Posted by: DAve at December 05, 2013 09:53 PM (b7yum)

484 Hmmm. gamefaqs.com is running a poll asking whether folks are hoping for one of the new game systems for Christmas. The leading response at 47% is "no, I'm hoping for another system or just some new games"

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2013 09:54 PM (hO9ad)

485
I have a 275 gallon diesel ( heating oil) tank in my basement. If a house fire won't do it, a lighter will?

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2013 11:50 PM (Ua6T/)


For Pete's sake, all you need is a wick. You can even set motor oil alight readily with a wick. Diesel is far better than gasoline for getting a campfire lit. Splash diesel on the sticks, which act as wicks, hold a match under one, and takes fire in seconds, and the fire spreads in a few more seconds. Doesn't explode like gasoline, and there's more heat in it, so the wood itself get's going in due course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2013 09:54 PM (8Fl6F)

486 Too far north, I think ...

I didn't recognize the constellation name.

 

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 01:50 AM

 

Too north for you? Sounds like I got buckleys chance. I think it's in centaurus?? Gonna have to look it up. Can't remember that shit anymore.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 09:54 PM (9gNQd)

487 Maxine waters is in the same place as "Guam will tip over" Jackson and "cold cash" Johnson from LA.  Like as fucking dumb as they come. 

She made up for being horribly ugly by being incredibly incoherent.

Welcome to the world of black people vote for black people even if they're total dumbasses.

Fuckin 2Pac shoulda run, at least we'd have music.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:54 PM (x3YFz)

488 Having spent the majority of my time in the military behind a desk, and with a plethora of O-5(R)s about, LTC Bateman sounds much more like someone who has his eyes on making O-6 (and not being retired) than a fascist.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 09:55 PM (FlRtG)

489 We'll see how smug LTC Bateman is when he gets mustered out of the military for not being left enough.  He's going to turn coat and then someone's going to hand him a musket.  He're ya go, Patriot, find ya some saltpeter and a big BB.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2013 09:56 PM (BMh9U)

490 give the man his due at December 06, 2013 01:53 AM (5fkya) for vu, my dear: Nelson Mandela walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a Flaming Russian." The bartender says, "Well, we got Ivan sitting over there. Winnie got the necklace ready?" ta boom tish!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:56 PM (jdRXP)

491 think I "flipped"  (Irony!) jackson and johnson.  But who gives a shit, they're both morons.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 09:57 PM (x3YFz)

492 Call me ISON. A small speck of light surrounded by vast darkness

Posted by: DAve at December 05, 2013 09:57 PM (b7yum)

493 #stuffthatmattersmorethanadeadcommie

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2013 09:59 PM (hO9ad)

494 Fuckin 2Pac shoulda run, at least we'd have music.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 01:54 AM (x3YFz)


That music?? Yikes, I would wear earplugs made from dead pygmy dick before listening to that crap.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 09:59 PM (FMbng)

495 Too north for you? nope! nope! nope! I think I'm too far north for it!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 09:59 PM (jdRXP)

496 495

Having spent the majority of my time in the military behind a desk, and with a plethora of O-5(R)s about, LTC Bateman sounds much more like someone who has his eyes on making O-6 (and not being retired) than a fascist.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2013 01:55 AM (FlRtG)

I did 5 years pushing troops but the other 8 flying said desk.  My desk had razor blades, zombie cutters and things that make E-4's cry.

You work with what you've got.

But yeah.  he's what we call:
/consults military terms
/gathers a working group
/establishes a systems engineering working team

A fuckhead.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:01 PM (x3YFz)

497 Too north for you?

nope! nope! nope!

I think I'm too far north for it!

 

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 01:59 AM

 

Oh, ok. Might be hope for around here yet. Won't see shit unless it's fairly bright, though. Pity it's too south for you, you'd have a decent view on the border of town and desert.

Posted by: otho at December 05, 2013 10:03 PM (9gNQd)

498 Yikes, I would wear earplugs made from dead pygmy dick before listening to that crap. If they're live pygmies, you might just be a craftivist, like the va jay jay knitress mentioned in yon thread below-ish...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 10:03 PM (jdRXP)

499 I so forgot the powerpoint slides!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:04 PM (x3YFz)

500 The Pope, Hitler, Nelson Mandela, and Billy Graham walk into a bar. Sorry, you have to fill in the rest. I gotta go.

Posted by: a bad hack comic at December 05, 2013 10:04 PM (5fkya)

501 507 The Pope, Hitler, Nelson Mandela, and Billy Graham walk into a bar. Sorry, you have to fill in the rest. I gotta go.

Posted by: a bad hack comic at December 06, 2013 02:04 AM (5fkya)

You just summed up Obamacare in one post.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:05 PM (x3YFz)

502 I so forgot the powerpoint slides! Reminds me: I got a financial report coming up and probably will need some pie charts.

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 10:06 PM (jdRXP)

503 ... and the bartenders says, "What is this---a joke?"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 10:09 PM (4NEdy)

504 woohoo!  wife called!  got a NSW contract.  mutiple visits to Coronado!

So doing the O course.  I'll sneak the fuck in if I have to.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:10 PM (x3YFz)

505 Mmm. Pie.

Posted by: homer simpson at December 05, 2013 10:10 PM (4NEdy)

506 and here's a stud doing the O course. 

You have no idea how hard this is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XJu-2E7RT4

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:11 PM (x3YFz)

507 494 ---Fuckin 2Pac shoulda run, at least we'd have music. Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 01:54 AM (x3YFz) ----------------------- Si !!! This is what make my people love me! I sing the folk songs, the pop songs, beautiful!

Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez at December 05, 2013 10:15 PM (dfYL9)

508 Congrats! Many happy, sneaky visits ... or ... something like that!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 10:15 PM (jdRXP)

509 The Pope, Hitler, Nelson Mandela, and Billy Graham walk into a bar. Sorry, you have to fill in the rest. I gotta go.

Posted by: a bad hack comic at December 06, 2013 02:04 AM (5fkya)


..and when mandela gets up to hit the bathroom the pope leans to Graham and whispers " adolph brought the gas, did you remember the tire?"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 10:18 PM (FMbng)

510 506 tagnonine I so forgot the powerpoint slides! Don't you mean the slides for the overhead projector?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 10:19 PM (FlRtG)

511 "..and when mandela gets up to hit the bathroom the pope leans to Graham and whispers " adolph brought the gas, did you remember the tire?"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2013 02:18 AM (FMbng)


Solid B+

Posted by: GMB at December 05, 2013 10:20 PM (nkPV9)

512
Don't you mean the slides for the overhead projector?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2013 02:19 AM (FlRtG)

oh ok, you got the old jokes.  It's on, speedy!  Just let me get my cane.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:21 PM (x3YFz)

513 I'm missing one knitting needle, a hash pipe and my guinea pig.  Anyone have a flashlight?

Posted by: feminist artist Casey Jenkins at December 05, 2013 10:22 PM (zt0Zu)

514 Nelson Mandella walked into a bar.

He's Dead.

The end.

tip your waitresses.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:22 PM (x3YFz)

515 520 I'm missing one knitting needle, a hash pipe and my guinea pig. Anyone have a flashlight?

Posted by: feminist artist Casey Jenkins at December 06, 2013 02:22 AM (zt0Zu)

...the fuck is this?  Zork?

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:23 PM (x3YFz)

516 I was looking for more of something along the line of " So, you would think I could get a decent martini" And probably some ass play via south park and "The Canadians".

Posted by: a bad hack comic at December 05, 2013 10:26 PM (5fkya)

517 The Pope, Hitler, Nelson Mandela, and Billy Graham walk into a bar. But it's a bar in post-Apartheid South Africa so they are robbed, raped, infected with AIDS and left in the street to die.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 10:30 PM (zeV2E)

518 no one is going to get the zork reference.  I guess I may need that cane after all.  Or a rascal.  Like turbo-charged with chain guns and optics.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:33 PM (x3YFz)

519 The Pope, Hitler, Nelson Mandela, and Billy Graham walk into a bar. Sorry, you have to fill in the rest. I gotta go.

Posted by: a bad hack comic at December 06, 2013 02:04 AM (5fkya)


..and hitler turns to mandela and says "I'll bet you $500 if you hold that shot glass I'll be able to pee in it without spilling a drop".....

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 10:33 PM (FMbng)

520 no one is going to get the zork reference. I guess I may need that cane after all. Or a rascal. Like turbo-charged with chain guns and optics.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 02:33 AM (x3YFz)


Zork Nemesis?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2013 10:35 PM (FMbng)

521 Zork Nemesis?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2013 02:35 AM (FMbng)

brother, I played that on the same monster I learned to code on:  A trash-80.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:37 PM (x3YFz)

522 Night all. Here is some Mandela on Afrikaaner related mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-8n4QKUS4

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2013 10:39 PM (Vk2pI)

523 these little whippersnappers today don't know coding

/bangs cane against fireplace

We coded on magnetic tape drives and punch cards!  You take your C# and stuff it.  Cobol,  Basic.  C.  Pascal.

/drinks something and cusses

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:39 PM (x3YFz)

524 and don't make be slap a bitch with some fortran!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:42 PM (x3YFz)

525 Assembler ... for those who coded on the bare metal ... ... oops, a number on a nixie tube is not working ...

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 10:43 PM (FlRtG)

526 and don't make be slap a bitch with some fortran! Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 02:42 AM (x3YFz) COBOL is far more effective for thatÂ…

Posted by: 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01110100 01101001 01100011 0 at December 05, 2013 10:45 PM (Vk2pI)

527 I do believe Zork Nemesis open for Godzilla the Destroyer in Tokyo back in 06.

Posted by: GMB at December 05, 2013 10:47 PM (nkPV9)

528 and honestly, seriously, coding fortran and cobol was heart of the devil.  Machine level, processor level. 

Some of you know exactly what I mean: you had the tornado by the neck when we coded that.  Down and dirty coding.

Like:  blow up the computer if you get it wrong coding.

God, I miss those days of cases of mt dew and furrowed brow, 10 white boards scattered across an apartment no woman had ever set foot in.  Phone calls to Bill at 0300 that start with "what's that goddam memory address?  6 or 8?  Wake up! Fucker!"

Good shit.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:48 PM (x3YFz)

529 Zork Nemesis? That was almost twenty years after the original Zorks. It had actors! No that was ZINO. Zork In Name Only.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 05, 2013 10:49 PM (bPxS6)

530 446 Barry's like an historical photobomber. Whatever's being snapped, Barry shoves his mug in the frame. My favorite is the group shot from some gathering of the international nuts where our Li'l Barky is waving and has his hand in front of some other guy's mug. He looked like a 'tarded version of the sign with the hand waving kid that used to be found in front of Candy Express stores.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 05, 2013 10:50 PM (Wd1Zo)

531 Posted by: 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01110100 01101001 01100011 0 at December 06, 2013 02:45 AM (Vk2pI)

Word smuggler?  LOL!  I know someone you might like.  He's a friend.  http://jesterscourt.cc/

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:54 PM (x3YFz)

532 530 these little whippersnappers today don't know coding

/bangs cane against fireplace

We coded on magnetic tape drives and punch cards! You take your C# and stuff it. Cobol, Basic. C. Pascal.

/drinks something and cusses

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 02:39 AM (x3YFz)



Mag tape?!?!? You spoiled, rotten, hoity-toity, lazy bastards! Punched paper-tape on Teletype machines was the way real men stored their code.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 10:55 PM (T1005)

533 536 Zork Nemesis? That was almost twenty years after the original Zorks. It had actors! No that was ZINO. Zork In Name Only.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 02:49 AM (bPxS6)

You tell 'em, Ep.  Zork I.  Even before it was I.  I've got the nerd flag flying.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 10:56 PM (x3YFz)

534 533 and don't make be slap a bitch with some fortran!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 02:42 AM (x3YFz)


COBOL is far more effective for thatÂ…

Posted by: 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01101111 01101100 01101001 01110100 01101001 01100011 0 at December 06, 2013 02:45 AM (Vk2pI)



Y'know, you can program a bitchslap in a trice if you do it in Forth!

Posted by: Codehead at December 05, 2013 10:57 PM (T1005)

535 You can get bitchslaps to recursively call other bitchslaps in LISP.

Posted by: Codehead at December 05, 2013 10:58 PM (T1005)

536 Cut my teeth coding at assembly level with a PDP-8 in grad school. Have the microfiche appended on my PhD thesis to prove it. Great fun, but finding a fiche reader these days is mighty hard to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 05, 2013 10:58 PM (Q4p8Q)

537 Mag tape?!?!? You spoiled, rotten, hoity-toity, lazy bastards! Punched paper-tape on Teletype machines was the way real men stored their code.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 02:55 AM (T1005)

Hey!  I said punch cards!

And dude, I so can remember punch cards.  jfc I'm old.  there's not an app for punch cards.  If I said "punch cards" in the classes I teach, I'd get blank stares.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:00 PM (x3YFz)

538 I have a friend who speak of his day working in the computing center at UCSD as being a tape ape, the guy on duty who would manually switch out the nine track tapes as needed. Access times could run long if he nodded off.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 05, 2013 11:05 PM (bPxS6)

539 543
Cut my teeth coding at assembly level with a PDP-8 in grad school. Have the microfiche appended on my PhD thesis to prove it.

Great fun, but finding a fiche reader these days is mighty hard to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 06, 2013 02:58 AM (Q4p8Q) 

First:  gratz on the docorate.  Wife is 4 years into hers.  I won't get one, I'm walowicz from the big bang theory:  masters in eng.  I'm too old and too tired, and the one thing I love no one offers a degree in within a 1K radius.  And don't have $60K to drop on something no one will ever hire me to do (astrophysics).  My kids call me "professor" and I constantly correct them:  "It's staff sergeant, goddammit!"  but they persist.

Second:  microfiche!  even spell check rejected the word, that's how old we are. 

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:07 PM (x3YFz)

540 544 Mag tape?!?!? You spoiled, rotten, hoity-toity, lazy
bastards! Punched paper-tape on Teletype machines was the way real men
stored their code.


Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 02:55 AM (T1005)


Hey! I said punch cards!

And dude, I so can remember punch cards. jfc I'm old. there's not an app for punch cards. If I said "punch cards" in the classes I teach, I'd get blank stares.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 03:00 AM (x3YFz)



Ah, yes, punch cards -- and the "random floor sort" when the rubber-band broke....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:08 PM (T1005)

541 You know what really sucks about working second shift where there is only one person per shift in your position?  When you are working and the person on third shift calls off because the weather is getting bad, and the person on first shift isn't going to come in early and isn't sure if they'll come in at all because the weather is getting bad.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2013 11:09 PM (LI48c)

542 549? Woot woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2013 11:14 PM (HVff2)

543 Wow, it's actually below freezing tonight in Castaic. If this is climate change, they've got the direction wrong.


Hey, does anyone remember a discussion in the ONT months ago about big potatoes? The really big ones they use in restaurant for big shared items? The first poster asked where one could these beasts. Today I was in a part of town I rarely visit, getting an oil change and went for a walk to kill some time. In the nearby Food 4 Less (part of the Kroger grocery empire) they had taters that could sustain a small family for a few days. They had to be at least three pounds or more.

I was tempted to get one but I couldn't think of what to do with it for just the three of us.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 05, 2013 11:14 PM (bPxS6)

544 Ah, yes, punch cards -- and the "random floor sort" when the rubber-band broke....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:08 AM (T1005)

I think even on AoS there's like 3 of us who'll get that.

I'm fn laughing.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:16 PM (x3YFz)

545 U no what U call some won taut english vye uh, the hole language method an ill litter it lol

Posted by: whoever at December 05, 2013 11:17 PM (zu9Ee)

546 550 Wow, it's actually below freezing tonight in Castaic. If this is climate change, they've got the direction wrong.


Hey, does anyone remember a discussion in the ONT months ago about big potatoes? The really big ones they use in restaurant for big shared items? The first poster asked where one could these beasts. Today I was in a part of town I rarely visit, getting an oil change and went for a walk to kill some time. In the nearby Food 4 Less (part of the Kroger grocery empire) they had taters that could sustain a small family for a few days. They had to be at least three pounds or more.

I was tempted to get one but I couldn't think of what to do with it for just the three of us.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 03:14 AM (bPxS6)



I think that was me. You go to restaurants and get these honkin' spuds, then go to the grocery stores and get ones half the size. And the answer for what to do with 'em is, use 'em for twice-baked potatoes and serve 1/2 at a time.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:20 PM (T1005)

547 548 You know what really sucks about working second shift where there is only one person per shift in your position? When you are working and the person on third shift calls off because the weather is getting bad, and the person on first shift isn't going to come in early and isn't sure if they'll come in at all because the weather is getting bad.

Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2013 03:09 AM (LI48c)

i know this will sound harsh.  so steady.  sip your drink, it ain't personal:

I sat alert for 83 hours once.  I also pushed a flight starting at 0200 till 0900 then pulled CQ then pushes same flight till 2100 next day.

Man.

Up.

Life don't care.  Get it done.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:20 PM (x3YFz)

548 and I once took an arrow to the knee.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:21 PM (x3YFz)

549 "I was tempted to get one but I couldn't think of what to do with it for just the three of us."

Cut it like a blooming onion and deep fry that sucker.

Yummy.

Posted by: GMB at December 05, 2013 11:21 PM (nkPV9)

550

Today a vietnam vet told me that noone had ever told him thank you or bought him lunch before.

I hear that about 50% of the time with the vietnam-era vets, especially the combat vets

2013

Posted by: DAve at December 05, 2013 11:22 PM (b7yum)

551 551 Ah, yes, punch cards -- and the "random floor sort" when the rubber-band broke....


Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:08 AM (T1005)


I think even on AoS there's like 3 of us who'll get that.

I'm fn laughing.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 03:16 AM (x3YFz)



I wasn't at the time....there was a field available for "sequence number", but everyone always ignored it because you had to manually type it in. So your punch cards said "_________________FOR X=1 TO 1000" -- and when they hit the floor, you got to solve for X.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:23 PM (T1005)

552 Lowest I saw in Newhall (Placerita Canyon) was 15. Highest I saw was 127.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:25 PM (T1005)

553 Now that everyone seems to have settled down, let me stir things up a bit. Has anyone checked out: www.goodrx.com/ ----Prescriptions, and not Canadian Pharmacy www.medibid.com/ ---- They might be a search and negotiation company, thet will find local physicians, surgeons, facilities, etc., that will take cash www.routethree.com/products/critical-insurance/ This might offer something like AFLAC, perhaps cover hospital stays, fixing broken bones, etc. Does anyone have any information , thoughts, recommendations, etc.? I started at a thread at Hot Air yesterday, related to opting out of 404Care, and ended up with these. Part of the problem I see is that they seem to want to get my information first. OTOH, they do seem to be somewhat reputable. It looks like it might be possible to greatly mitigate the effects of 404Care and only have to deal with the IRS fine.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 11:27 PM (FlRtG)

554 557
Today a vietnam vet told me that noone had ever told him thank you or bought him lunch before.
Ihear that about 50% of the time with the vietnam-era vets, especially the combat vets
2013

Posted by: DAve at December 06, 2013 03:22 AM (b7yum)

about... shoot... a year ago?  I was in Dairy Queen.  Old dude + wife come in.  Hat says 5th globe and anchor.  Same Div as my dad served.  He ate for free.

A fuckin cheeseburger is all I could give.  But he had my thanks. 

5th has been to hell and back and back to hell.  I'm a wingnut and the only thing I love more than fighting Marines is when Marines are fighting. 

Hoorah

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:29 PM (x3YFz)

555 The nova in Centaurus is at right ascension 13h 54m 45s, declination -59° 09.1′., magnitude +3.6 and rising. I think you need to be south of latitude 30° North to have a chance of finding it.

Posted by: whoever at December 05, 2013 11:31 PM (zu9Ee)

556 551 cthulhu Ah, yes, punch cards -- and the "random floor sort" when the rubber-band broke.... Regrettably, DECKS of punchcards were periodically sorted thusly. However, STACKS of punchcards were not sorted that way with the same frequency.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 11:33 PM (FlRtG)

557 >>>Life don't care. Get it done. Yeah I know. I did. It still sucks that I get to drive home in the shitty weather.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2013 11:36 PM (LI48c)

558 560

Now that everyone seems to have settled down, let me stir things up a bit.

Has anyone checked out:

www.goodrx.com/ ----Prescriptions, and not Canadian Pharmacy

www.medibid.com/ ---- They might be a search and negotiation company, thet will find local physicians, surgeons, facilities, etc., that will take cash

www.routethree.com/products/critical-insurance/
This might offer something like AFLAC, perhaps cover hospital stays, fixing broken bones, etc.

Does anyone have any information , thoughts, recommendations, etc.?

I started at a thread at Hot Air yesterday, related to opting out of 404Care, and ended up with these. Part of the problem I see is that they seem to want to get my information first. OTOH, they do seem to be somewhat reputable.

It looks like it might be possible to greatly mitigate the effects of 404Care and only have to deal with the IRS fine.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2013 03:27 AM (FlRtG) 



To see the way forward, you have to look back before the distortions took hold -- when insurance was insurance against some catastrophic unlikely outcome....a good starting point is http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3012292




Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:36 PM (T1005)

559

with the same frequency.


Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2013 03:33 AM (FlRtG)

holy crap on a cracker.

I'm actually being out-nerded!  sonofabitch!

This has never happened.  I must consult with my minions. 
It's terrifying!

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:37 PM (x3YFz)

560 I've been in slow mode all day. But the "students look at you with a blank stare" reminded me ... Otherday-ish, Jugears McTeleprompter was complaining about black children not getting spoken to and needing Head Start and Pre-k ? Read an article once on just how hard it was to get young, black mothers to talk to their kids. They would get mad and scream at the teachers things like, "Why I need talk to him {her 1 year old}? He don't know shit!" So ... at least the students don't scream "Why you say punch cards?" ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:38 PM (jdRXP)

561 "We coded on magnetic tape drives and punch cards!" Luxury! Now you read out these dip switch settings for me so I can boot this beasty.

Posted by: whoever at December 05, 2013 11:39 PM (zu9Ee)

562
Yeah I know. I did. It still sucks that I get to drive home in the shitty weather.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2013 03:36 AM (LI48c)

I've had a few white-knuckle drives home in CO through winding passes with a freaking jaggoff plow truck driver 3 inches from my rear bumper, so I empathize.

Good news is:  If you live through it, it makes for a helluva story.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:41 PM (x3YFz)

563 Buzzion at December 06, 2013 03:36 AM (LI48c) Drive safe! Cold moving in, but we're still dry ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:41 PM (jdRXP)

564 I think you need to be south of latitude 30° North to have a chance of finding it. Pooh! too far north by just a few, but not going to Mexico any time soon.

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:46 PM (jdRXP)

565 570 Buzzion at December 06, 2013 03:36 AM (LI48c)

Drive safe!

Cold moving in, but we're still dry ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 03:41 AM (jdRXP)



Weather Underground currently shows rain at 90% tomorrow night.



There was a guy from Plano on a while back who was talking about rain that froze on things. I've seen that in pix, but never IRL....it looks like a serious PITA.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:46 PM (T1005)

566 Oy. Roses are red, and need protection from the cold, I hate to leave the ONT, When the going is comedy gold ... but Good Night, Good People, Better Tomorrows!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:48 PM (jdRXP)

567 Read an article once on just how hard it was to get young, black mothers to talk to their kids. They would get mad and scream at the teachers things like, "Why I need talk to him {her 1 year old}? He don't know shit!"

So ... at least the students don't scream "Why you say punch cards?" ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 03:38 AM (jdRXP)

You want sad?  the black population is around 15 percent, yeah?  17?  somewhere in there.

I've pushed maybe 300 students through physics in the last 18 months.  Of those, when class started, 10 were black.  5 have passed. 

I push more asians (this isn't racist, it's fact) than black students.  Also, increasingly:  women.  I've been at this teaching game for about 20 years. 

You used to never be able to find 1) a girl or 2) a hot girl in a physics class (believe me, as an undergrad I was hunting).  Now?

Holy yoga pants hot smart chicks!  And they're like evil smart. You do NOT mess with these girls, half of them are carrying, they've got knives, guns and brains.  Which, as a dude, I have to admit is exceedingly frightening.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:48 PM (x3YFz)

568 G'night, Adriane!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:49 PM (T1005)

569 Assembler .
Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2013 02:43 AM (FlRtG)

Assembler hell!

MACHINE LANGUAGE!

00 f8 60


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 05, 2013 11:49 PM (LSDdO)

570 Oh.  And all those little dangerous hot college girls I teach?

They're conservative.

You want a secret weapon to take back this country?  Welp, there ya go.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:50 PM (x3YFz)

571

Drive safe!

Cold moving in, but we're still dry ...

 

Cold starting here  right at the freezing point. Been raining all day with the forecast calling for sleet for the morning commute.

 

We work 12 hr shifts, weird rotation, with only 4 people even qualified for the position. You definitely hope that the next guy can make it in.

Posted by: PMRich at December 05, 2013 11:50 PM (KDUNf)

572 There was a guy from Plano on a while back who was talking about rain that froze on things. I've seen that in pix, but never IRL....it looks like a serious PITA. Night, elder god. I have never seen it IRL either, but last winter, a friend in Belgium said they had some in the previous week's storm. It has a special name in French ... St. Lucie's Tears or some such ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:52 PM (jdRXP)

573 Ah, yes, punch cards -- and the "random floor sort" when the rubber-band broke....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:08 AM (T1005)



==


one day in lab I stood up fast from my chair without knowing there was a guy walking behind me with his stack-o-cards pinned between his hands.  of course I bumped him, and naturally the middle of the stack slid free and hit the floor so all he left was the part on each end stuck in his grip.


I was so embarrassed.

Posted by: jc at December 05, 2013 11:53 PM (PlzOe)

574 565 cthulhu To see the way forward, you have to look back ... Well, yes, and the writer seems to have worked himself up into quite a lather ... ... but I was wondering more about the immediate situation. The links look like they might be a good solution to opting-out, and only having to sweat the IRS, and since they're limited by 404Care ... But some of the words at the negotiation site(s) suggest that they call the staff. I'm not looking for The Lowest Quote, or even 3 quotes, but for a plan where if something happens, I have agreements / contracts/ something in place. My current physician will take cash, and as of 2 weeks ago, I have matching scars in front of my ears, so cancer is a remote annoyance for another 20+ years. I got re-vaccinated for DPT and MMR, and since I'm planning a trip to Samarkhand in the next several years, polio soon. But there's always something to sweat. Perhaps Aflac offers a solution. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone had tried any of the mail-order pharmacies, or had an Aflac (or competitor) policy, or had heard anything about the negotiation services.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 11:53 PM (FlRtG)

575 579 There was a guy from Plano on a while back who was talking about rain that froze on things. I've seen that in pix, but never IRL....it looks like a serious PITA.

Night, elder god.

I have never seen it IRL either, but last winter, a friend in Belgium said they had some in the previous week's storm. It has a special name in French ... St. Lucie's Tears or some such ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 03:52 AM (jdRXP)


===

freezing rain has been happening here for the last 2-3 days.  crazy slick out.

Posted by: jc at December 05, 2013 11:54 PM (PlzOe)

576 577 Oh. And all those little dangerous hot college girls I teach?

They're conservative.

You want a secret weapon to take back this country? Welp, there ya go.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 03:50 AM (x3YFz)



They were hot before, but they just got hotter.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:54 PM (T1005)

577 tagnonine at December 06, 2013 03:48 AM (x3YFz) I was the only girl in my Dynamics class. But that was so many moons ago, they were still debating about what type of cheese ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:54 PM (jdRXP)

578

That rain that freezes on things...

 

Atlanta is bad for that stuff. Starts out just like it is here right  now, rain > cold and rain > freezing rain. It's amazing how many trees and power lines come down in that stuff.

Posted by: PMRich at December 05, 2013 11:55 PM (KDUNf)

579 Be Careful Up There, jc! You too, PMRich...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 05, 2013 11:57 PM (jdRXP)

580 576 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) ... but, switches went out with the Altair 8800.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2013 11:57 PM (FlRtG)

581 They were hot before, but they just got hotter.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:54 AM (T1005)

Hey HEY!  You stay away from my girls.  No pudding dipping and they need to be in bed by 8.

I'm hyperoverprotective.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 05, 2013 11:57 PM (x3YFz)

582 582 579
There was a guy from Plano on a while back who was talking about rain
that froze on things. I've seen that in pix, but never IRL....it looks
like a serious PITA.



Night, elder god.



I have never seen it IRL either, but last winter, a friend in
Belgium said they had some in the previous week's storm. It has a
special name in French ... St. Lucie's Tears or some such ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 06, 2013 03:52 AM (jdRXP)

===freezing rain has been happening here for the last 2-3 days. crazy slick out.

Posted by: jc at December 06, 2013 03:54 AM (PlzOe)



Bad nastiness: http://tinyurl.com/lyedzju -- http://tinyurl.com/mtgfkew -- http://tinyurl.com/l7pvq33 -- http://tinyurl.com/lmwodaq .



Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 11:59 PM (T1005)

583

Thx Adriane.  I just take the back roads home, safer than the interstate, and go slow.

 

A couple of years ago, it took me almost 4 hrs to get home when a major storm hit same time as evening rush hour.

I only live 25 miles from work

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 12:00 AM (KDUNf)

584 Remember .com files?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 12:00 AM (LSDdO)

585 honestly,  Call it jacked up but I view every female student that's been with me for more than 2 semesters almost like a daughter.

just have this overdeveloped protection thing going on.


Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:00 AM (x3YFz)

586 591 Remember .com files?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 06, 2013 04:00 AM (LSDdO)


remember archie and veronica?

Gopher? 

My first internet download was via gopher and was a sat pic of israel. 1991.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 12:03 AM (x3YFz)

587 588 They were hot before, but they just got hotter.


Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:54 AM (T1005)


Hey HEY! You stay away from my girls. No pudding dipping and they need to be in bed by 8.

I'm hyperoverprotective.

Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 03:57 AM (x3YFz)



I'm sure there are plenty of candidates that will have them in bed by 8....especially 'cause it's only <checks watch> 1:04 now.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 12:04 AM (T1005)

588 #565

A few years ago I went for an update prescription for my glasses and the guy who did the exam noted that my blood pressure was quite spectacular. Such that he wanted to call an ambulance to take me to the ER right then and there. I resisted and went home. Some time later I had my mother drive me over to be examined. Doctor said wow and then said I'm admitting you.

They soon administered some drugs and my BP was soon within an acceptable range. I was fifty+ pounds overweight and the likely cause was obvious, though they did want to eliminate a possible blockage of the renal artery as that can get very serious. At that point they could have scheduled some tests as an outpatient and sent me home, knowing I had no insurance and this was already going to be expensive. But no, they kept me there for four days, sharing a room with a elderly dying man with no bowel control and a running vocalization of his suffering.

They then presented me with a bill for nearly $17,000, and that didn't even include all of the time for the assorted specialists who poked at me briefly. All told it was closer to $20K. I paid the specialists over the course of a year but the hospital got stiffed.

This price tag was simply absurd. After it was established that my BP was controlled by medication, there was no reason for me to remain more than a single night. That would have eliminated the bulk of the bill. The rest would still have been ridiculously high because they have to charge such inflated amounts to get compensated for any amount that covers the real cost. Government has well and truly screwed up the medical industry and the solution sure as hell isn't more of the same.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 12:05 AM (bPxS6)

589 Remember The Sign that was always posted (certainly at this time of year): "No Printing of Star Trek Calendars or Spock Posters"

Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2013 12:07 AM (FlRtG)

590 ===freezing rain has been happening here for the last 2-3 days. crazy slick out.


Posted by: jc at December 06, 2013 03:54 AM (PlzOe)


Bad nastiness: http://tinyurl.com/lyedzju -- http://tinyurl.com/mtgfkew -- http://tinyurl.com/l7pvq33 -- http://tinyurl.com/lmwodaq .


Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:59 AM (T1005)


====

those pix are truly insane.  I have never seen anything like that.

Posted by: jc at December 06, 2013 12:07 AM (PlzOe)

591 592 honestly, Call it jacked up but I view every female student that's been with me for more than 2 semesters almost like a daughter.

just have this overdeveloped protection thing going on.


Posted by: tagnonine at December 06, 2013 04:00 AM (x3YFz)



I think it goes with leadership. I've managed a ton of young comelies over the years, and [with VERY few exceptions] they're all "my guys" -- they get good references, career coaching, free technical help....and an angry bear when someone does 'em wrong.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 12:08 AM (T1005)

592 Government has well and truly screwed up the medical industry and the solution sure as hell isn't more of the same.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 04:05 AM (bPxS6)



Yup.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 12:11 AM (T1005)

593 We've had freezing rain & then slushy snow on top of it. Now dastardly cold weather. And I'm laid up with a knee replacement. My snowblower lessons to the Mrs. Didn't take hold

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2013 12:12 AM (HVff2)

594

Funny thing about those pictures.  Ice covering cars, poles, streets .... buildings nada.

 

How damn high do they have the thermostat set in those places, and have they ever heard of insulation?

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 12:12 AM (KDUNf)

595 597 ===freezing rain has been happening here for the last 2-3 days. crazy slick out.




Posted by: jc at December 06, 2013 03:54 AM (PlzOe)


Bad
nastiness: http://tinyurl.com/lyedzju -- http://tinyurl.com/mtgfkew --
http://tinyurl.com/l7pvq33 -- http://tinyurl.com/lmwodaq .




Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 03:59 AM (T1005)

====those pix are truly insane. I have never seen anything like that.

Posted by: jc at December 06, 2013 04:07 AM (PlzOe)



Been hiding from me, have you?

Posted by: Mother Nature at December 06, 2013 12:13 AM (T1005)

596 #589

Or worse:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119349/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 12:14 AM (bPxS6)

597 Been hiding from me, have you?

Posted by: Mother Nature at December 06, 2013 04:13 AM (T1005)


===

as much as possible.  you're kinda a bitch.

Posted by: jc at December 06, 2013 12:16 AM (PlzOe)

598 601 Funny thing about those pictures. Ice covering cars, poles, streets .... buildings nada.

How damn high do they have the thermostat set in those places, and have they ever heard of insulation?

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 04:12 AM (KDUNf)



A couple of years back, the BH and I visited Saint Petersburg, Russia. Lovely place. Every year, around April, 200 pound chunks of ice fall off the faces of the buildings [most of which are about 3-4 stories tall] during the thaw. People are killed on a regular basis -- maybe not every year, but sometimes twice in one year.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 12:17 AM (T1005)

599

Process here is outside. When you lose flow in the winter, it's easiest to just walk the lines looking for the spot that has snow or ice still on the pipe. 

Actually easier than the summer, but it sucks  to be out there trying to clear a line in the cold

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 12:23 AM (KDUNf)

600 In Moscow they have central heating. Not the buildings, the city. There is a massive network of steam pipes driving a municipal heating scheme, built back in the 30s. IIRC, it never worked very well and really served to symbolize the problems of over-centralization.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 12:34 AM (bPxS6)

601 606 Process here is outside. When you lose flow in the winter, it's easiest to just walk the lines looking for the spot that has snow or ice still on the pipe.
Actually easier than the summer, but it sucks to be out there trying to clear a line in the cold

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 04:23 AM (KDUNf)



Reminds me of something I saw near Osterley on the Piccadilly Line -- there were all these blocks of dwellings, but all the waste pipes were outside the walls (facing the trains). Being a SoCal guy, I always figured the waste pipes would run inside the walls, but they ran 'em outside.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 12:36 AM (T1005)

602 607 In Moscow they have central heating. Not the buildings, the city. There is a massive network of steam pipes driving a municipal heating scheme, built back in the 30s. IIRC, it never worked very well and really served to symbolize the problems of over-centralization.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 04:34 AM (bPxS6)



In Soviet Russia, you heat radiator!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 12:38 AM (T1005)

603

Most large cities have a central heating / cooling system, generally operated by a utility company. Makes more sense to have one central utilities house with piping to all of the large buildings. 

 

Not all buildings will use these systems, but not having to maintain boilers / chillers,  no need to design them into a building, and the air permitting requirements are getting tougher all the time. Letting  a central BOHO handle all of that for you  is a major plus.

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 12:48 AM (KDUNf)

604 At this late date, I'd just like to point out I'm a jackwagon.

Posted by: Rob Bateman at December 06, 2013 01:04 AM (6ahup)

605 I walked the property today, and a whole bunch of stuff got munged by the frost. Al Gore should fuck himself with a pineapple.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 01:05 AM (T1005)

606 As a retired Army Officer who is also Airborne and Ranger qualified I'd like to sincerely propose that LTC Bateman can kiss my hairy asshole.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 06, 2013 01:10 AM (6ahup)

607

That's not even right..

 

What did that poor pineapple do to deserve treatment like that?

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 01:10 AM (KDUNf)

608 Currently reading a roasty, toasty 37 degrees outside....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 01:12 AM (T1005)

609 614 That's not even right..

What did that poor pineapple do to deserve treatment like that?

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 05:10 AM (KDUNf)



OK, fine......a delinquent pineapple. Happy now?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 01:13 AM (T1005)

610 Al Gore should fuck himself with a pineapple. Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 05:05 AM (T1005) ~ Or perhaps a Presto log dipped in Tabasco.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 06, 2013 01:15 AM (6ahup)

611

Now down to 30 Deg, and what they call wintery mix here.

 

Rain, sleet, some snow - all at the same time

Posted by: PMRich at December 06, 2013 01:27 AM (KDUNf)

612 It's a comfy 33F here in the 91384 but there isn't enough moisture to get anything interesting .

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 01:35 AM (bPxS6)

613 Insomnia, it's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: CanaDave at December 06, 2013 01:42 AM (92zVn)

614 620 CanaDave, Along with nausea

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:04 AM (9jfyN)

615 Just walked straight into the doorframe while ferrying dishes back to the kitchen -- lucky I didn't wake the BH. What with the cold, it's feeling very "hunker down" out there.




God bless us, every one! And keep warm!!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 02:04 AM (T1005)

616 621 620 CanaDave,

Along with nausea

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 06:04 AM (9jfyN)



Funny you should mention that.....I've been gradually increasing the strength and bitterness of my morning tea to the point where it's practically undrinkable and I'll get sick if I drink it too fast....and it's only recently that I've discovered that the way to fix the side effects is to not brew it so damned long in the first place. So, yeah -- I had nausea for breakfast....until I stopped brewing my breakfast tea like it was navy coffee.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 02:09 AM (T1005)

617 Damn Cold Outside.
Thank God for Electricity.

Posted by: Long Cold Dark Winter Syndrome at December 06, 2013 02:09 AM (ieC7i)

618 623 cthulhu at December 06, 2013 06:09 AM (T1005)

Heh I like my tea like I like my women, tan, hot, and stepped on ever so slightly...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:12 AM (9jfyN)

619 Funny you should mention that.....I've been gradually increasing the strength and bitterness of my morning tea to the point where it's practically undrinkable and I'll get sick if I drink it too fast....and it's only recently that I've discovered that the way to fix the side effects is to not brew it so damned long in the first place. So, yeah -- I had nausea for breakfast....until I stopped brewing my breakfast tea like it was navy coffee.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 06:09 AM

 

You been stewing your tea? That's not good.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 02:12 AM (9gNQd)

620 Re LCOL Bateman. The man is either an obvious opportunist looking for a civilian faculty job somewhere or deluded. His airborne and ranger qualifications are NOT surrogates for character. Neither is whatever combat record he may have. Exhibit A: Obersturmbannführer Otto Skorzeny, Waffen SS commando leader and unrepentant Nazi. Also airborne and "ranger" qualified.

Posted by: VADM(Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at December 06, 2013 02:15 AM (O7OxF)

621 Sitting in the grooming shed waiting for this rain to break so we can finish up. I worked as the 2nd shift fireman at Concord steam a district heating system, we primarily burnt sawdust and wood chips. During the summer the office buildings all shut down their A/C units and the load would drop from 90% to 10% in about 5 minutes. If you weren't on your toes you could pop the safeties. Plant was right off Main Street made a hell of a noise and the cops almost always showed up. Good times good times

Posted by: NativeNH at December 06, 2013 02:15 AM (J4csY)

622 626 Funny you should mention that.....I've been gradually increasing the strength and bitterness of my morning tea to the point where it's practically undrinkable and I'll get sick if I drink it too fast....and it's only recently that I've discovered that the way to fix the side effects is to not brew it so damned long in the first place. So, yeah -- I had nausea for breakfast....until I stopped brewing my breakfast tea like it was navy coffee.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 06:09 AM

You been stewing your tea? That's not good.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 06:12 AM (9gNQd)



Part of it is that I'm late for my usual teamaker declogging.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 02:15 AM (T1005)

623 Part of it is that I'm late for my usual teamaker declogging.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at December 06, 2013 06:15 AM

 

I don't know what that means, but it sounds painful. You using kettle?

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 02:20 AM (9gNQd)

624 so I was having a nightmare about Detroit.....

I dreamt it and Chicago had a baby called America....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:24 AM (9jfyN)

625 Pot. I mean pot. You using pot? *guffaw*

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 02:26 AM (9gNQd)

626 632 Otho,

no I just use bowls....and if I leave it on heat too long it starts smoking

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:28 AM (9jfyN)

627 http://youtu.be/1ocmdiAaOJE

Planet of the Apes on Broadway


Oooo help me Dr Zaius


Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:30 AM (9jfyN)

628 wait... what? the tea or the pot?

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 02:31 AM (9gNQd)

629 635 otho,

yes...

Looks like I have a visit with a dental drill in the near future or maybe I'll just convince the doc to yank the fucker

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:34 AM (9jfyN)

630 635 otho,

yes...

Looks like I have a visit with a dental drill in the near future or maybe I'll just convince the doc to yank the fucker

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:34 AM (9jfyN)

631 635 otho,

yes...

Looks like I have a visit with a dental drill in the near future or maybe I'll just convince the doc to yank the fucker

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:34 AM (9jfyN)

632 Good Morning, I canÂ’t believe the ONT is still up. My phone rang at 5:16 am, nurse from rehab called to tell me theyÂ’re sending my brother to the ER again. He called me Tuesday and was miserable with a bug, and I havenÂ’t called him because I know he was sick. HeÂ’s having trouble breathing and is still sick and nurse called Doctor and heÂ’s sign to the ER. She didnÂ’t think he had fever, but they arenÂ’t sure that their thermometers ad 100% accurate.

Posted by: Carol at December 06, 2013 02:36 AM (z4WKX)

633 637 Carol at December 06, 2013 06:36 AM (z4WKX)

I'm certain you'll do the right thing and I hope he improves.

The ONT has been getting a lot of pre 0700 love the last few weeks.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:38 AM (9jfyN)

634 Obersturmbannführer Bateman is simultaneously expert and loathing at meting out violence, especially when he violently sucks...something.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 06, 2013 02:39 AM (Q9qpj)

635 Good Morning Morons


No news today.  Sorry woke up late

Posted by: Vic at December 06, 2013 02:40 AM (RlOaM)

636 my normally brilliant brane is now thoroughly confuzed..

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 02:40 AM (9gNQd)

637 oh, hey, Vic.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2013 02:42 AM (9gNQd)

638 639 A Balrog of Morgoth at December 06, 2013 06:39 AM (Q9qpj)

GO AWAY BATEMAN!

//Lt Col Dumbelfuck CG F$A

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:43 AM (9jfyN)

639 Sven, Thank you. IÂ’m in MA & heÂ’s in Maine. WeÂ’ve tried to have him transferred to a good facility here but the good ones have long waiting lists. I went to see him in October for three days. His ex & three kids finally went up to visit Saturday and Sunday.

Posted by: Carol at December 06, 2013 02:43 AM (z4WKX)

640 640 Vic at December 06, 2013 06:40 AM (RlOaM)

You woke up precisely on time...

the world feels less worthy of headlines anyway the last few days....

how many times can you say "Goodbye Necklaces Mandela"?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:44 AM (9jfyN)

641 Good Morning, Vic. Are you a great grandfather yet? I know you had date wrong about November, said it was December.

Posted by: Carol at December 06, 2013 02:45 AM (z4WKX)

642 http://youtu.be/U5L-mDH7TcY

Roddy McDowall Planet of the Apes Home Movies

Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2013 02:46 AM (9jfyN)

643 We have the Second Amendment so we can protect ourselves from people like Bateman. He has written an number of articles for Small War Journal. I only had time to read one of them where he goes off on VDH. He never really says why except that he claims he knows more than him. Even the commenters to the article are puzzled. He comes across as a jealous asshole. Worth a read and any of his other dumbass essays for laughs: http://goo.gl/6YD8Fm

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 06, 2013 02:57 AM (kkbgQ)

644 Anyone hear anything about some old South African black guy  kicking off?  Seems to be big news for some reason.   Maggie Thatcher, not so much.   I'm sure Rev. Billy Graham will get the same treatment by dear leader when he passes.   I'm sure he will speechify and post a pic of himself standing in an empty colliseum where Graham once preached.

Posted by: Havedash at December 06, 2013 03:01 AM (ToMJU)

645 Esquire "Anti-Gun Screed" Author EXPOSED AS FRAUD (Free Republic Exclusive)
Free Republic Exclusive Content | Dec 6, 2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3098813/posts

Posted by: Baldy at December 06, 2013 03:04 AM (2bql3)

646 just to be a stickler ... the dog pictured is a bull terrier and the dog described in the text as being monstrous and unhealthy is the bulldog. Two very different breeds.

Posted by: sue at December 06, 2013 03:55 AM (OFa+H)

647 It's well know that people talk their book. We are in an age when **** ******* is quite lucrative.

Posted by: Huggy at December 06, 2013 04:00 AM (9mWut)

648 #650

The thread has been pulled after it was found that there were two Robert Batemans and the one in question didn't write the Esquire article.

He's still utterly wrong about the Constitution.

Posted by: Epobirs at December 06, 2013 04:12 AM (bPxS6)

649 Unless they're making that bourbon in Kentucky, and then shipping it to Tennessee for aging, it isn't bourbon but rather a Tennessee whiskey.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 06, 2013 05:16 AM (1hM1d)

650

"But if you cannot bring down a defenseless deer tyrrannical azzhole in under five rounds, then you have no fking reason to be holding a killing tool considered a freeman in the first place."

FIFY

 

Posted by: GWB at December 06, 2013 07:27 AM (Yv2t4)

651 Oh, and I'll bet all his fellow Airborne and Rangers thought he was a flaming a-hole when he was in the service, too.

Posted by: GWB at December 06, 2013 07:30 AM (9eTPJ)

652 One of the seminal documents in the creation of the Bill of Rights, "The Address and Reasons of Dissent of the Minority of the Convention of Pennsylvania to their Constituents" (dated December 12, 1787) had this to say about arms and the people:

7. That the people have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and their own state, or the United States, or for the purpose of killing game; and no law shall be passed for disarming the people or any of them, unless for crimes committed, or real danger of public injury from individuals; and as standing armies in the time of peace are dangerous to liberty, they ought not to be kept up; and that the military shall be kept under strict subordination to and be governed by the civil powers.

It's evident that the Founders wanted to keep the number of Amendments to a minimum: the First Amendment, for instance, actually covers five different issues, the Fifth an additional five and so on. In this highly compacted context, it doesn't take a lot of imagination to see 'item seven', compacted (maybe a little too well) for the sake of brevity, as being both the source and true meaning of the Second Amendment.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at December 06, 2013 07:51 AM (lILC0)

653 Just finished reading Halbrook's "Gun Control In The Third Reich." A whole lot of federal judges, as well as LTC Bateman, are guilty of plagerizing from the Weimar Republic and the Reichsgericht. Oh, and F**k you Godwin.

Posted by: PPs43 at December 06, 2013 07:53 AM (gg3bf)

654 I remember a college professor trying to make this point that the 2nd Amendment was about the National Guard a long time ago.

I remember raising my hand and asking do you really think the Founder's thought it was necessary to add an Amendment to the Constitution that said the military was allowed to own rifles.  Even the overwhelmingly liberal class burst into laughter because it was so absurd.

Posted by: McAdams at December 06, 2013 08:09 AM (2TMCu)

655 I know it's way late for this comment, but I'm pretty sure that Col Bateman was my daughter's soccer coach , years ago. Probably around the time he was writing his book about No Gun Ri. He sure didn't strike me as a gun grabbing nut.

Posted by: Scott in Nebraska at December 06, 2013 08:10 AM (QCgQ1)

656  First time I've seen a fat Ranger

Posted by: Dan in Michigan at December 06, 2013 08:12 AM (2yD4G)

657 For whatever reason, folks tend to forget that the term "well regulated", in those days and in Mason's context meant "well disciplined".

While the left tries to claim that the 2nd Amendment traces to Federalist 29 in which Hamilton describes the importance of Federalist control over the militia, the 2nd Amendment does not trace to Federalist 29, but to #13 of Mason's Rights.

Posted by: Aube Rouge at December 07, 2013 07:44 AM (B/13P)

658 test

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 04:20 AM (oJ5Fd)

659 test #2

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2013 04:20 AM (oJ5Fd)

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