October 12, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (12 Oct 2013)
— CDR M

What is it with democrats and guns? 84 year old Obama supporter pulls gun on conservatives protesting.

On September 28, the women were protesting on the Steve Reynolds Overpass above Interstate 85 when they said that a maroon car drove by. The driver, the women said, pointed a gun at them.

The women weren’t the only ones to see the gun, though. Police also received a 911 report from another person on the scene–one unconnected to the protest. The 911 caller also noted the license tag. That was the help police needed to track down Smith.

The elderly man, Roy Smith, said he kept a gun in his car in case of carjackers, but apparently he thought it was useful for supporting Barack Obama, too.

Breaking Bad Underwear

OK, this collecting stuff is a bit out of control. Walter White's 'Breaking Bad' underwear goes for $9,900 at auction.

Socially Responsible Dividend Stock

Um, OK. It's not like the market is being driven by traditional means anyway. Top 25 socially responsible dividend stocks. Now what constitutes being a socially responsible dividend stock? Standard green eco pc bullshit evidently.

Environmental criteria include considerations like the environmental impact of the company’s products and services, as well as the company’s efficiency in terms of its use of energy and resources. Social criteria include elements such as human rights, child labor, corporate diversity, and the company’s impact on society — for instance, taken into consideration would be business activities tied to weapons, gambling, tobacco, and alcohol.

Vivaldi

With the Gothard Sisters.

Fighting Over Adele

Must be nice to have to fight over having Adele sing at your birthday party. Michelle Obama and Kate Moss in bidding war over singer Adele. $100K a minute? Wow. That's 1/4 of her sugar daddy's salary.

Moob Issues

Oh good God. Padded vest bra for men with moobs.

Night Ops

Amazing images of combat at night.

Shanghai Streaker

The police are looking for a mysterious streaker who poses nude at night in the city and then disappears.

Brides Throwing Cats

Heh. Brides throwing cats instead of bouquets.

Cat Video


h/t Jane D'oh

Bonus cat video: Dachshund fights Cat: Street Fighter Edition.

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1 everyone below me is a fag!

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 05:59 PM (+fzap)

2 A Tale of Two Families As a society, we have gone from upholding traditional values where a family with both a mother and a father were held as an ideal, to one where that family must be prohibited while “diverse families” are held up as paragons. Nothing better illustrated this point than the comparison of two families. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3432

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 06:00 PM (Vk2pI)

3

everyone below me is a fag!

 

Are fags, you fag!

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 12, 2013 06:01 PM (eoJHf)

4 Experto Crede: The Science is Settled The following guest post was received from the well known ancient scientist Claudius Ptolemy via Michel de NostredameÂ’s scrying bowl. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3442

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 06:01 PM (Vk2pI)

5 I hope Mooch gets turned down by Adele.Ugly fat bitch.

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2013 06:02 PM (9XBK2)

6 Bleh.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at October 12, 2013 06:03 PM (DoZD+)

7 'cept Grey Fox's uncle.. we covered that!

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at October 12, 2013 06:03 PM (/jHWN)

8 Daily reminder: Liberalism is an ideology of raw hatred.

Posted by: WOW at October 12, 2013 06:03 PM (6j8ke)

9 That Vivaldi actually inflicts pain.
As tho' the Visigoths discovered the syllogism.
Eeuw.
Wtf?

Posted by: Eirikr Þorvaldsson, Brattahlíð at October 12, 2013 06:03 PM (tfSla)

10 My face. It hurts from all the facepalms...

Posted by: TheEngineer at October 12, 2013 06:03 PM (9PNNC)

11 Shanghai Streaker The police are looking for a mysterious streaker who poses nude at night in the city and then disappears. BRB, going to ShanghaiÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 06:04 PM (Vk2pI)

12 Yo peeps

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 12, 2013 06:05 PM (j8JLb)

13 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson is mostly sober...mostly at October 12, 2013 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

14 hehehe... damn sock

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 06:05 PM (/jHWN)

15 everyone below me is a fag! Are fags, you fag! Posted by: Grey Fox at October 12, 2013 10:01 PM (eoJHf) OP is correct. We combine Voltron-like into a single homosexualÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 06:05 PM (Vk2pI)

16 The Shanghai Streaker has already revealed herself: http://www.echinacities.com/news/Beijing-Streaker-Reveals-Identity

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 06:06 PM (Vk2pI)

17
My close and dearest friend Reggie is not a fag. 

Well, there was this one time in Chicago.....

Posted by: Bronco Bama at October 12, 2013 06:07 PM (pJF+c)

18 The Shanghai Streaker has already revealed herself: http://www.echinacities.com/news/Beijing-Streaker-Reveals-Identity Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 10:06 PM (Vk2pI) Sorry, wrong Shandhai Streaker. Yes, there is an epidemic of nakedness thereÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 06:07 PM (Vk2pI)

19 84 year old Democrat gun guy is a good leftist. Taking killing your political enemies from fantasy to pantomime.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 06:07 PM (3qZbZ)

20 Everyone below me am a fag

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:08 PM (jucos)

21

16 The Shanghai Streaker has already revealed herself:

 

After revealing everything else, evidently...

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 12, 2013 06:09 PM (eoJHf)

22 Where is everyone tonight? Is the NFL doing their fagshow?

Posted by: Eirikr Þorvaldsson, Brattahlíð at October 12, 2013 06:10 PM (tfSla)

23 84 year old Democrat gun guy is a good leftist. Taking killing your political enemies from fantasy to pantomime. Posted by: cm9000 I know people like that. Righteous Democrat gun smith, and that's how he talks. What an asshole. And he's a little shit, too. Someday he's going to mouth off to the wrong person and get his head bashed in.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 06:10 PM (v6hyJ)

24 See?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:10 PM (jucos)

25 Everyone blow me I'm a fag..  slippery when soothsayer

there, FIFY

too harsh?

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 06:10 PM (/jHWN)

26 Good grief. Comments at the bride cat-tossing link indicate people think that real cats were tossed...

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 12, 2013 06:10 PM (DHQv9)

27

Todos debajo de mí es maricón

Posted by: Juan Valdez at October 12, 2013 06:10 PM (pJF+c)

28 That FP link just goes to their fag editor crowing about all their fag hits.

Posted by: Eirikr Þorvaldsson, Brattahlíð at October 12, 2013 06:11 PM (tfSla)

29 I can now admit that I am the Shanghai Streaker.  I  cannot figure out how they identified me.

Posted by: Wun Hung Lo at October 12, 2013 06:11 PM (N/Sup)

30 Nooo...  Rico Suave!

Posted by: Gerardo at October 12, 2013 06:12 PM (/jHWN)

31 Brides throwing cats instead of bouquets. What the actual fuck?

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:12 PM (sdi6R)

32 Just got back from Comicon. Had a really good time.

I had no idea who this guy was, my wife drug me to the panel, but John Barrowman was pretty freaking awesome.

He really treated his fans right and he was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 12, 2013 06:12 PM (hmUex)

33
I've only sucked a couple of cocks, but that doesn't make me a fag.

Posted by: Miss LG, South Carolina at October 12, 2013 06:12 PM (pJF+c)

34 Hmmm.  That wasn't what I had in mind when my friend told me it is easy to get some pussy at a wedding.

Posted by: The Wedding Crasher at October 12, 2013 06:13 PM (N/Sup)

35 I am a sentient carrot.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 12, 2013 06:13 PM (Gt9Nm)

36 The Meggie Mac Show is on!

New episode of #RaisingMcCain on @pivot_tv starts in 20 minutes! Our topic this week is bullying - cohost director @LeeHirsch!

Matthew ‏@Matthops82 6m

Oh FFS! McCain has Fluke on her show. No one cares about that moron. #RaisingMcCain

ka ‏@osubeavs2 2m

@MeghanMcCain #raisingmccain "I just want to be being part of the solution not part of the problem" that's why this show rocks! #bullying

Posted by: kbdabear at October 12, 2013 06:13 PM (aTXUx)

37 Yeah...'Just a cat'...., that's what they always say. Then comes the screaming and the running.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:14 PM (aDwsi)

38 I thought trolls couldn't move from thread to thread. If that isn't one of the fundamental laws of physics, it should be.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:14 PM (bKA83)

39 Everyone above me is very very naughty. And cheeky too.

Posted by: thunderb at October 12, 2013 06:14 PM (z+OlD)

40 Kreplach - So..., did you get Shatner's autograph?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

41 Todos debajo de mí es maricón Posted by: Juan Valdez at October 12, 2013 10:10 PM To paraphrase Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction: "English, motherfcuker. Speak it."

Posted by: AltonJackson is mostly sober...mostly at October 12, 2013 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

42 Is there some fund I can invest in which mainly purchases fossil fuels with an emphasis on fracking? Maybe some defense stocks and bioengineering for crops too.

Posted by: Beagle at October 12, 2013 06:15 PM (sOtz/)

43 Dirt is delicious. Bunnies are threats. Discuss.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 12, 2013 06:15 PM (Gt9Nm)

44 blargh

Posted by: blahgersberger at October 12, 2013 06:15 PM (UicLO)

45 I've only sucked a couple of cocks, but that doesn't make me a fag.

Posted by: Miss LG, South Carolina at October 12, 2013 10:12 PM (pJF+c)

A couple is not enough to know for sure. Call me at 456-555-6969.

Posted by: manometer at October 12, 2013 06:16 PM (vjrgd)

46 OK, I looked at the link after commenting, as is my usual practice. They're not actual cats; therefore not an actual fuck.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:16 PM (sdi6R)

47 Say, Hat, you had asked in an earlier threat if you could repost my limousine-liberal story to your blog, but I had disappeared to go do some work by the time you inquired.

Short answer: of course! Spread the sheer inherent ridiculousness of these liberal loons far and wide.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2013 06:16 PM (gqT4g)

48 Brides throwing cats. This new world is strange, but one could get used to it, depending on the merits of the cat.

Very nice ONT content.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:16 PM (bKA83)

49
I have a sense of urgency in someone's post, and strongly suggest private counseling to solve your image problem. 

Call me, 1-800-HOT-MESS with your CC # ready!

Posted by: Miss Cleo, Psychic Friends Network at October 12, 2013 06:16 PM (pJF+c)

50 Meanwhile, on the other side of the world: Israelis resume dummy runs to bomb Iran nuclear sites http://tinyurl.com/lwcsb4o

Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 06:17 PM (ZyqBH)

51 5 Ugly fat bitch.

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2013 10:02 PM (9XBK2)


Adele or Mooch?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 12, 2013 06:17 PM (MnSla)

52 Evenin Nerds.

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 06:17 PM (zyaZ1)

53 Take, this ..   Is it Love?   http://bit.ly/18YQVf5

Posted by: Mr Mister at October 12, 2013 06:17 PM (/jHWN)

54 CAC is going to be happy about some of those night shots. Hell's bells, even I could make out Orion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:18 PM (aDwsi)

55 47 Say, Hat, you had asked in an earlier threat if you could repost my limousine-liberal story to your blog,

It was a great story. Also, a good reminder that yes, leftists have always been just as crazy and impervious to reality as they are now.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:18 PM (bKA83)

56 Hi Kreplach, If you saw a sweet little teenager dressed like Carol Burnett as Scarlett O'Hara, that was my daughter!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 12, 2013 06:18 PM (EJ/Tn)

57 G'night.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at October 12, 2013 06:18 PM (MnSla)

58 If you throw a cat underhand, you're a pussy throwing pussy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 12, 2013 06:19 PM (5cBpo)

59 Night Joe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

60 @MeghanMcCain #raisingmccain "I just want to be being part of the solution not part of the problem" that's why this show rocks! #bullying

Posted by: kbdabear at October 12, 2013 10:13 PM (aTXUx)

 

I hope plenty on twitter are pointing out that her senile father is a bully.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2013 06:19 PM (LI48c)

61 36 The Meggie Mac Show is on!

New episode of #RaisingMcCain on @pivot_tv starts in 20 minutes! Our topic this week is bullying - cohost director @LeeHirsch!

Matthew ‏@Matthops82 6m

Oh FFS! McCain has Fluke on her show. No one cares about that moron. #RaisingMcCain

ka ‏@osubeavs2 2m

@MeghanMcCain #raisingmccain "I just want to be being part of the solution not part of the problem" that's why this show rocks! #bullying

Posted by: kbdabear at October 12, 2013 10:13 PM (aTXUx)




Wait, what?  Is this on TV? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 06:19 PM (lVPtV)

62 It must have dawned on Dear Leader that Shutdown Theater was only affecting things that white people like. Now racist repubs will be starving babies of color.

Posted by: Gem at October 12, 2013 06:19 PM (zw+pb)

63 @58 or a womens softball pitching

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 06:20 PM (/jHWN)

64 Anybody want to play cat-ch?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 12, 2013 06:20 PM (N/Sup)

65 Any local reports of EBT riots?  In Savannah, it's called "Saturday."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 06:20 PM (lVPtV)

66 So many of the cats sound the same that I wonder if there is a Wilhelm Scream of cats.

Posted by: al at October 12, 2013 06:21 PM (3MNCs)

67 Question:

I do not have cable and as such have never watched a single second of Breaking Bad. Just tonight read Ann Coulter's take on the show: Is there much validity to her take on it or is she projecting mightily?

Posted by: Dandolo at October 12, 2013 06:21 PM (0XBx+)

68 I would mention Anibal Sanchez and what he is currently doing, but I'm afraid I'd jinx him.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:21 PM (sdi6R)

69 Uncensored pics of what is likely the Shanghai Streaker chick: Obviously NSFW: http://tinyurl.com/lal2bl2

Posted by: The Streaking Hat at October 12, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)

70 In the ER working tonight.  People are out of their f*cking minds.  That is all.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 12, 2013 06:21 PM (sQ0LB)

71 On the way west on I-40 today, there were people on an overpass near Raleigh waving American flags, and anti-Obama banners. The one that caught my eye said 'Fire the Liar'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

72 61 Wait, what? Is this on TV?

So I hear. When I list my reasons why I am not sorry I cancelled my cable, this is in the top 10.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:22 PM (bKA83)

73 Tossing cats is so 1979

Posted by: Steve Martin at October 12, 2013 06:22 PM (E7Iyp)

74 One of my favorite internet time vampires is the cat catapult.  You launch a cat for distance.  Let me find a link.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:22 PM (jucos)

75 In the ER working tonight. People are out of their f*cking minds. That is all. Posted by: Conservative Crank ------------------ Not news, but troublesome to have to deal with it. Hang tough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

76 69 Uncensored pics of what is likely the Shanghai Streaker chick:

Obviously NSFW:

http://tinyurl.com/lal2bl2


After careful consideration, I've decided that I support her protest, whatever it may be.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:23 PM (bKA83)

77 there was a impeach Obama Tea Party group in Arlington over I-30 between Dallas and Fort Worth Friday during rush hour..  lots of honking going on!

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 06:23 PM (/jHWN)

78 50 Meanwhile, on the other side of the world....
Call it the wrong side for a brief while, and let it evoke this thoughtful, heartfelt, beautiful song:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2v7rrp
Diss me all you want, but if you don't like this, you don't belong on this smart military blog.
Eirikr Þorvaldsson, out.

Posted by: Eirikr Þorvaldsson, Brattahlíð at October 12, 2013 06:24 PM (tfSla)

79 Good evening, Horde. Crank, we love you. Keep at it.

Posted by: Gingy at October 12, 2013 06:24 PM (jt8G9)

80 Like I'm going to click on that link...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:25 PM (aDwsi)

81 funny thing about John Barrownan... he's a fag. funnier thing about John Barrowman: He delivered one of the movie lines in cinematic history in SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON. observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 06:25 PM (+fzap)

82

Brides tossing cats is nothing....

Roll the ugliness:

 

http://tinyurl.com/d3m6duo

Posted by: Father Carlos Los Vegas de Cordova at October 12, 2013 06:25 PM (DHQv9)

83 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 10:22 PM (jucos)

Oh man.  That would be perfect for a Caturday.  I still remember the Bloody Pingu game.

Posted by: CDR M at October 12, 2013 06:25 PM (OJvfL)

84 Cat-a-pult?  I guess in French it is a Trebu-chat

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 12, 2013 06:25 PM (N/Sup)

85 'Sup, faggitz. I'm on episode 5ish of Breaking Bad. I gotta remember not to dissolve my hobos in a plain ceramic tub. Good helpful advice

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 12, 2013 06:25 PM (eUfSp)

86 Throwing cats, but no Mexican Cat Juggling? No one has any culture anymore!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEs6O2NGdrs

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2013 06:26 PM (U82Km)

87 Hey NASCAR FU and your gen 6 POS. 2013 the year passing died.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at October 12, 2013 06:26 PM (dZGNV)

88 No, Megan's show is a figment of someone's imagination, after bad Chinese takeout.

Posted by: Lando Boehner at October 12, 2013 06:26 PM (Jsiw/)

89 70 In the ER working tonight. People are out of their f*cking minds. That is all.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 12, 2013 10:21 PM (sQ0LB)




Lighten up.  They're starving to death after a day without EBT cards. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 06:26 PM (lVPtV)

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:27 PM (jucos)

91 84 Cat-a-pult? I guess in French it is a Trebu-chat Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 12, 2013 10:25 PM (N/Sup) --- Denounce.

Posted by: Gingy at October 12, 2013 06:27 PM (jt8G9)

92 Mythbusters busted the tub/acid myth.

Never ate thru the tub, and too much left of the "body"..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 06:27 PM (E7Iyp)

93

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2013 10:26 PM (U82Km)

 

 

He. You missed it by that much!

Posted by: Father Carlos Los Vegas de Cordova at October 12, 2013 06:27 PM (DHQv9)

94 At least check out my fucking "Just a Cat" video.  I'm not an attention whore or anything.  H8trs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 06:28 PM (lVPtV)

95 @93 Ahem #73

Posted by: Steve Martin at October 12, 2013 06:28 PM (E7Iyp)

96 I saw Tossing Cats open for The Replacements in Munich back in the 1980s.

Posted by: Beagle at October 12, 2013 06:28 PM (sOtz/)

97 92 Mythbusters busted the tub/acid myth.

Never ate thru the tub, and too much left of the "body"..


Did they use undiluted hydrofluoric acid? Because that ought to do the job. It might be what those Aliens had for blood.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:29 PM (bKA83)

98 Anachronda

I'm going to start tweeting you Russian shit I read in Eve. Russians are terrible smack talkers.

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 06:30 PM (zyaZ1)

99 Jane - Checked it. Expected cut from 'The Postman Always Rings Twice'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:30 PM (aDwsi)

100 I would mention Anibal Sanchez and what he is currently doing, but I'm afraid I'd jinx him.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 10:21 PM (sdi6R)



You do know jinxes aren't real, don't you? /humorless scold. But his pitch-count is pretty high.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 06:31 PM (3qZbZ)

101 Sanchez has thrown 100 pitches, with two out in the bottom of the sixth. Have I mentioned that this is my first baseball postseason without TV? This sucks.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

102 51 5 Ugly fat bitch. Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2013 10:02 PM Adele or Mooch? Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) Yes

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2013 06:31 PM (0FLIL)

103 Son has leave until 1am, all three sons are playing pool together after a fine meal and a long, hard day. Life is good sometimes, isn't it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 12, 2013 06:31 PM (fvVvE)

104 Son has leave until 1am, all three sons are playing pool together after a fine meal and a long, hard day. Life is good sometimes, isn't it. Posted by: Jinx ---------------- Yes. Savor it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

105 80 Like I'm going to click on that link...

If you're talking about the weird-characters-in-nick troll's link, it's actually an awesome song I haven't seen in years. I'm starting to think that this really is Average Joe.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:33 PM (bKA83)

106 My son is at homecoming dance tonight.  Said he was going to Twerk with his honey.  I am oddly fine with that.  I am more worried about him driving my car.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:33 PM (jucos)

107 Saturday night has me watching giraffes licking the dew off of acacia leaves. Sigh.

Posted by: Gingy at October 12, 2013 06:33 PM (jt8G9)

108 My mind instantly wondered what type of gun and what caliber did the leftard pull. When in doubt about my fellow huminoids of a thug/leftist persuasion I resort to a 357 hand loaded with 125 grain semi-jacketed hollow point traveling at 1400+ fps. A S&W L frame can take high pressures and does a body good when the single action trigger pull is adjusted to 2 foot pounds. Small hole in, big gapping hole out.

Posted by: angel with a sword at October 12, 2013 06:34 PM (hpgw1)

109 Daughter reported "Impeach Obama" signs here in Memphis on Friday.

Posted by: Dandolo at October 12, 2013 06:34 PM (0XBx+)

110 68--- I would mention Anibal Sanchez and what he is currently doing, but I'm afraid I'd jinx him. Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 10:21 PM (sdi6R) -------------- Yep. We'd better not say anything at all.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 06:34 PM (dfYL9)

111 Congrats to the COB's for a fine assortment of topics. Was afraid it would be a whole day of Republican bashing. "I hate them more'n you Nuh uh Uh huh Nu uh Uh huh" Thwap!! We hate Obama. (Good grief Obama autufills. Shudder

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 06:34 PM (tfg7i)

112 Oops, I neglected to remind everyone about clean underwear just in case you are wounded, injured, or dead on arrival.

Posted by: angel with a sword at October 12, 2013 06:35 PM (hpgw1)

113 Now it's chameleons fighting. Jeez.

Posted by: Gingy at October 12, 2013 06:36 PM (jt8G9)

114 The Tub/Acid thing: They talked to the writers, and they said something about maybe it was extra strong or something. But they pretty much admitted they didnt know when they wrote it.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 06:36 PM (E7Iyp)

115 Did anyone listen to Mark Levin last night? He played speeches of Ronald Reagan from the 1960Â’s taking about socialized medicine and the likes of communism. It was as if he were talking about whatÂ’s happening today. That was almost 50 years ago. I almost posted that it was 50 years ago but weÂ’re going to have to go through the 50th anniversary of JFK shooting next month. I donÂ’t think they started running two years before the election in the 60s. LevinÂ’s website is free, you can go to it and listen any time you want to. Just look for the correct date. Hello again everyone!

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 06:36 PM (z4WKX)

116 I did not get Shatner's autograph his line was mobbed.

I am going back tomorrow to try to get that Shatner autograph and patrick stwerets autograph and hopefully a picture with the two of them, which is going for $200.00

The predominant female costumes were Poison Ivy, HarleyQuin and Rogue.

The predominant male costumes were Spiderman, Rorschach and steampunk.

I did see a dead ringer for Dr. Strange.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 12, 2013 06:36 PM (hmUex)

117 I'm "watching" the game via a desktop widget. He's up to 109 pitches with runners on first and second in a 1-0 game. I don't think he'll be around much longer regardless of what happens.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

118 112 Oops, I neglected to remind everyone about clean underwear just in case you are wounded, injured, or dead on arrival.

Sure, now that we know it could be auctioned off for big bucks someday.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:38 PM (bKA83)

119 I hate the SCOAMF. I wonÂ’t write his name unless itÂ’s somewhere else, here we know his nicknames.

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 06:38 PM (z4WKX)

120 Below me fags are, hmmm.

Posted by: toby928© goes Yoda at October 12, 2013 06:39 PM (QupBk)

121 CarolT: Mike Hammer gave a pretty good explanation of the pros and cons of WD40: http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=344118#c21285940

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

122 I never understood the clean underwear admonition.  Frankly I am quite sure they would be soiled pretty badly if I do something that lands me in the ER.  Kind of like the "seat cushion can be used as a flotation device" reminder.  If the plane ends up in the drink the first thing I will use the seat cushion as is a toilet.  Just how I roll

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:40 PM (jucos)

123 Splunge - Ok. Watched. Nice. Just finished 'With The Old Breed'. For them as haven't read it, I recommend. Geeze, the shit those guys went through at Peleliu and Okinawa was just off the scale. Quite obviously beyond anything that can be put into words...., there just are not the words to describe it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:40 PM (aDwsi)

124 I'm heteronormative enough to post

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 06:40 PM (zyaZ1)

125 Vanilla Ice is going Amish? http://tinyurl.com/kddcths

Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 06:40 PM (ZyqBH)

126 No sane person wants to catch a thrown cat. No sir. Well, maybe an unwed woman.

Posted by: EROWMER at October 12, 2013 06:41 PM (OONaw)

127 Kreplach, good luck on your quest.

Weird as this may sound, I once saw a Broadway performance in which Patrick Stewart read Dickens' A Christmas Carol, acting out all of the roles. He was the only person on stage, and it was really awesome. Never could get into TNG, too much touchy-feely, but the guy has chops, and a great voice for theater.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:41 PM (bKA83)

128 All to real, Jane ...

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 4m

#RaisingMcCain Meggie tackles the issues, tries to run out the last 15 minutes left on the clock

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 6m

#RaisingMcCain Meggie tackles the issues, punts on any criticism of leftists

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 6m

#RaisingMcCain Meggie tackles the issues, fumbles on substance

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 13m

#RaisingMcCain Meggie tackles the issues. Then she sacks Eli Manning

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 15m

#RaisingMcCain has Meggie ever bullied a puppy over the last pork chop?

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 16m

#RaisingMcCain Has Meggie ever bullied a clerk, waiter, hostess, or flight attendant with "do you know who I am" ?

KBDaBear ‏@kbdabear 23m

Lee Hirsch - isn't that the director on bullying who bullied a bunch of kids who didn't sufficiently bow to his awesomeness? #RaisingMcCain

Posted by: kbdabear at October 12, 2013 06:42 PM (aTXUx)

129 The Amish Ghey.... get no respect.  above this post but esp BELOw this post... on down.  waaay on down.  No respect at all.  Damn.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, your next awesome POTUS at October 12, 2013 06:43 PM (/jHWN)

130 98 Anachronda

I'm going to start tweeting you Russian shit I read in Eve. Russians are terrible smack talkers.


Hmm. Sounds like a vocabulary-enhancing experience. The college don't teach me no smack.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2013 06:43 PM (U82Km)

131 >>>The predominant female costumes were Poison Ivy, HarleyQuin and Rogue.

Hmm, woulda guessed Mooch Obama would be a big shoiwng. What with her having a likeness in both the 'Wars and 'Trek universes.

Posted by: just wondering at October 12, 2013 06:44 PM (3FQa4)

132 128

You are a masochist for watching, and a sadist for deciding to describe the experience for others who escaped.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:44 PM (bKA83)

133 @127

If you ever get a chance see Shatner's world which is a one man show as well.

I have also seen a one man performance of the star wars trilogy which was probably the best stage performance I have ever seen.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 12, 2013 06:46 PM (hmUex)

134 ...makes note to wait to clean the furniture until after Truck Monkey comes to visit...

Posted by: Gingy at October 12, 2013 06:46 PM (jt8G9)

135 Mike if you liked With the Old breed Check this out:

http://tinyurl.com/bpgje6r

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 06:46 PM (zyaZ1)

136 Clearly a Vienna and Geneva convention violation;

Posted by: Lando Boehner at October 12, 2013 06:47 PM (Jsiw/)

137 Howdy, horde.  

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 06:47 PM (lq3Ak)

138

"126 No sane person wants to catch a thrown cat. No sir. Well, maybe an unwed woman."

 

 

 

Cat ladies, all of them, hoping to add to a collection of kittehs at home.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 12, 2013 06:48 PM (DHQv9)

139

Small hole in, big gapping hole out.

 

 

I like your style!

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 06:48 PM (gqEUi)

140 Jane DÂ’oh, When did your son get home for good? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 06:48 PM (z4WKX)

141 Sanchez got out of the sixth inning somehow. (I'm not watching the game.) 6 walks, 12 strikeouts, and 116 pitches so far.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

142 Was able to get 100 rounds of Remington 00 buck today for $80.00. That should last me through the zombie shut down attacks.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 12, 2013 06:48 PM (85x54)

143 everyone below me is a fag!

 

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 09:59 PM

 

I am? Jeez, now I'm not sure. Gonna go watch some hard core gay porn to check. BRB.

Posted by: otho at October 12, 2013 06:49 PM (9gNQd)

144 Anyone else get a postcard from ace? I didn't know that postal service was that fast.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at October 12, 2013 06:49 PM (H2XQu)

145 So was today stand on an overpass and demonstrate today. Wish I had known. There's one over the Mississippi River I'd risk my life to hang an Impeach Obama sign on.

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 06:49 PM (tfg7i)

146 Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 10:39 PM (sdi6R) Thank you rickl. I will read it. Carlol

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 06:50 PM (z4WKX)

147 Zakn - Thanks. Looks very[i/] interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

148 Evening fappers. Nice weekend in Joisey so far.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 12, 2013 06:51 PM (uN27w)

149 Uh, oh

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

150 I think I caught a whiff of the barrel....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

151 144Anyone else get a postcard from ace? I didn't know that postal service was that fast.

Peruvia does few things well, but when something wants to escape from Peruvia, it goes very very quickly.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:52 PM (bKA83)

152 Tags don't work like normal blogs. We aren't trustworthy or ampersands

The comments are good there Mike, you'll want to pour through them

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 06:53 PM (zyaZ1)

153
Just finished 'With The Old Breed'. For them as haven't read it, I recommend.

Geeze, the shit those guys went through at Peleliu and Okinawa was just off the scale. Quite obviously beyond anything that can be put into words...., there just are not the words to describe it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 10:40 PM (aDwsi)




Incredible book.  Husband and I both read it and sent it to son while he was on Okinawa.  He had the chance to go to caves and such that are off limits to tourists.  Got to visit a few with some old Okinawa vets.  That was a priceless thing to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 06:53 PM (lVPtV)

154 She has the talking pillow

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 12, 2013 06:53 PM (eUfSp)

155 Did anyone listen to Mark Levin last night? He played speeches of Ronald Reagan from the 1960Â’s taking about socialized medicine and the likes of communism. It was as if he were talking about whatÂ’s happening today.



Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 10:36 PM (z4WKX)



This is probably Reagan's "Rendezvous with Destiny" speech on behalf of Goldwater in 1964. Funny how leftists see Reagan as an "amiable dunce" while he was actually, by the standards of a politician, intellectual and consistent in his philosophy.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 06:53 PM (3qZbZ)

156 Zakn - Have bookmarked it. Will read through it tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

157 hi all
just saying hi from Applebee's
going home soon, but just checking in with the AoS peeps

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 06:55 PM (cnS/d)

158 Some day I suppose our children and grandchildren will talk about the Iraq/Afghanistan wars.  Or not.  Since only 1% of us served, I have a feeling the wars will be forgotten.  There will never be any mention of our "Greatest Generation."  Which is sad.  Our generation's military is all volunteer.  No draftees in the bunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 06:56 PM (lVPtV)

159 Hi CJ! Have fun at the fapplebee

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 06:56 PM (zyaZ1)

160 Chemjeff!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 06:57 PM (dfYL9)

161 155 This is probably Reagan's "Rendezvous with Destiny" speech on behalf of Goldwater in 1964. Funny how leftists see Reagan as an "amiable dunce" while he was actually, by the standards of a politician, intellectual and consistent in his philosophy.

Isn't that "A Time For Choosing," or have I mixed things up?

The Left will always try to destroy those it sees as a threat. The key thing about Reagan vis a vis the Left, was that they could not get a grasp on him. So they went with "well, he's stupid." No one who watched that speech could believe that. I think, I hope, that Cruz has some of those "no handles for the Left to grasp" qualities.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 06:57 PM (bKA83)

162 Hey cj!! Missed you. Especially when I was at Twin Peaks ... watching the Texans QB forget who he was supposed to be passing to but that is another rant. Glad you are okay

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at October 12, 2013 06:57 PM (eUfSp)

163 Hahahaha Chemjeff.  I told the lead singer of Mint Condition he should go to Applebee's tonight.  He PM'ed me back to ask if I was serious.  Long story short, he was asking DC folks where he should go to get a taste of DC.  He didn't know what to make of my suggestion.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 06:58 PM (jucos)

164 Mike Hammer, wouldnÂ’t I be better off using Olive Oil on the splitter I have for my rose garden irrigation system and hose? I had irrigation system installed in August 2010 and had a splitter with two, one for each hose, I didnÂ’t want to spend a fortune & have them cut the driveway to water all roses and they came up with a solution, I switch levers and use oven timer or something else to do all the roses. I need new splitter last year and bought one with four, one for hose, two for system and last for siphon mixer to fertilize roses. I only have to take hose off to attach to siphon mixer. I looked in basement w/o my sunglasses on to find I had five siphon mixers that I have never opened. I use Felco cleaning spray on pruners & siphon mixers. I should have tried on splitter.

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 06:58 PM (z4WKX)

165

Did anyone listen to Mark Levin last night? He played speeches of Ronald Reagan from the 1960Â’s taking about socialized medicine and the likes of communism. It was as if he were talking about whatÂ’s happening today.

 

 

CarolT - I did listen to that.  It was staggering how it relates to today.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 06:58 PM (gqEUi)

166 155 Funny how leftists see Reagan as an "amiable dunce" while he was actually, by the standards of a politician, intellectual and consistent in his philosophy. Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 10:53 PM (3qZbZ) Of course, that was always just leftist propaganda. I was taken in by it myself. I never voted for him. I only came to appreciate him long after he left the Presidency.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

167 CHEMJEFF!!!!!!!!!!!! How you been? WHERE you been?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2013 06:59 PM (0FLIL)

168 Chemjeff? I thought he was dead? Well, not quite. I guess.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:00 PM (v6hyJ)

169 Chemjeff?  Lost in Applebee's??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 07:00 PM (lVPtV)

170 157 hi all just saying hi from Applebee's going home soon, but just checking in with the AoS peeps

Excellent. Any opinions about the question upthread about whether hydrofluoric acid would properly dissolve a body, and whether it would eat through the tub that the body was in?

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 07:01 PM (bKA83)

171 Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 10:55 PM (cnS/d)


Welcome back!!  I was getting close to putting up video of the Argentinian dance show to entice you out of hiding!

Posted by: CDR M at October 12, 2013 07:01 PM (OJvfL)

172 167 CHEMJEFF!!!!!!!!!!!! How you been? WHERE you been?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2013 10:59 PM

SHHHHH!!!!  His name is ... "Heisenberg"

Posted by: kbdabear at October 12, 2013 07:02 PM (aTXUx)

173 Looks like Sanchez has been relieved by Alburquerque in the bottom of the 7th. I don't know it for a fact, but I think this is the first time a pitcher with a no-hitter in progress has been relieved in a postseason game.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

174 Chemjeff! You dog, where have you been young man?

Posted by: mpfs at October 12, 2013 07:03 PM (9nppf)

175 lol you guys are too funny

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:03 PM (cnS/d)

176 153
Just finished 'With The Old Breed'. For them as haven't read it, I recommend.

Agreed!  That book had a great effect on me as one of the first I read on combat and the war in the Pacific.  Most excellent.  In fact it's been long enough, I should get it out and read again.


Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:04 PM (/jHWN)

177 *Excellent. Any opinions about the question upthread about whether hydrofluoric acid would properly dissolve a body, and whether it would eat through the tub that the body was in? Didn't the Mythbusters also test HF acid and it didn't affect the tub much?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 07:04 PM (ZyqBH)

178 SHHHHH!!!! His name is ... "Heisenberg" Posted by: kbdabear That was beautiful kbdabear.

Posted by: mpfs at October 12, 2013 07:04 PM (9nppf)

179 going home soon, but just checking in with the AoS peeps

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 10:55 PM (cnS/d)

The bartender with the great rack....is she still there?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2013 07:04 PM (/kU/5)

180 Ronald Reagan, 1964 A Time for Choosing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3x7mmywDE Some things don't change, and real truths ring true no matter what. The amiable dunce. Yeah, that was Reagan.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:04 PM (v6hyJ)

181 i'm doing okay. a little tipsy right now, of course.
life is a little bit overwhelming for me right now but I am managing.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:05 PM (cnS/d)

182 Be safe driving home bro.

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 07:05 PM (zyaZ1)

183

I remember watching GE Theater reruns after I saw the exhibit at Disneyland with RR at host.  My very first time to vote was for
RR.  He was an amazing man.  Was in the BVI when he died.  Very sad day.  Even the locals there were subdued that day.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 07:06 PM (gqEUi)

184 Chemjeff, have any women of ill repute gotten hold of you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 07:06 PM (lVPtV)

185 Mark Levin is now my favorite radio talk show host.  His substance rises to the top.  Beck is faithful and entertaining, (restore).  Limbaugh is entertaining and substantial, (restore). 

Levin is All of the Above.

"The Liberty Amendments" sounds like a long-term pathway with a resounding Alinsky-Finger toward "progressive" propaganda and decay.

I'm not much of a "follower", so I take everything with a grain of salt.  I enjoy his WTF?- attitude and his Constitutional Awareness, however.

I couldn't find him locally, (Cleveland), because they shift time-slots so often.  Now that I have heard him on a regular basis-? 

...I'm in.


Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:07 PM (lq3Ak)

186 I don't think there was ever an Applebee's bartender with a great rack, who also happened to be female, sorry CBD

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:07 PM (cnS/d)

187 153 yep, that was an intense book. The show, not as much, but its hard to recreate the excellence of BoB.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:07 PM (E7Iyp)

188 181 i'm doing okay. a little tipsy right now, of course.
life is a little bit overwhelming for me right now but I am managing.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:05 PM (cnS/d)




Grab a cab, hon.  Srsly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 07:07 PM (lVPtV)

189 Jane D'oh, the women of ill repute are off chasing my students instead

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:07 PM (cnS/d)

190 BoB  :=  Battle of Britain?  what?

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:08 PM (/jHWN)

191 okay, in my educamagated opinion, hydrofluoric acid alone wouldn't dissolve a body. it would dissolve the bones, but not the rest of it.

a mixture of hydrofluoric acid and other acids, might dissolve an entire body.

but hey, the only way to find out is to do some experimentation, right? :/

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:09 PM (cnS/d)

192 189 Jane D'oh, the women of ill repute are off chasing my students instead

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:07 PM (cnS/d)




Well, that leaves the good ones for you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 07:09 PM (lVPtV)

193 Band of Brothers. As in the better of the two series.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:09 PM (E7Iyp)

194 It's Fag Week-End in Atlanta. They have taken over Piedmont Park and plan on holding commitment ceremonies tomorrow.

Posted by: ALH at October 12, 2013 07:10 PM (2LTPq)

195 sorry CBD

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:07 PM (cnS/d)

Then you haven't drunk enough....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2013 07:10 PM (/kU/5)

196 That old man almost started a civil war.

Posted by: chaz at October 12, 2013 07:10 PM (sSNkG)

197 "okay, in my educamagated opinion, hydrofluoric acid alone wouldn't dissolve a body."

Posted by: chemjeff

Mythbusters Did It!

Posted by: General Chaos at October 12, 2013 07:11 PM (lq3Ak)

198 Allegedly, pure phenol will totally dissolve a human being. I once heard a story about a guy that fell into a railroad tanker car of phenol. They drained it and only found his wedding ring and a few other bits of metal. Everything else - clothes, bones, fabric - was dissolved.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:11 PM (v6hyJ)

199 Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:09 PM (cnS/d)

Aqua Regia!

[not because I know...it's been way too long since my last chemistry class....but because the name is so cool]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 12, 2013 07:11 PM (/kU/5)

200 but hey, the only way to find out is to do some experimentation, right? :/ Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:09 PM (cnS/d) The mythbusters did some experimentation and it didn't work out. You'd probably have to nigh-boil the acid/body mix and even then you'd most likely have to homogenize the remains. The best way to dispose a body would be using the Uday method - throw them in a wood chipper.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 07:12 PM (ZyqBH)

201 Hey everybody, been a little while since I ONTed.

Enjoying the evening. Treated myself tonight to a 3/4-pound box of See's Milk Chocolate Bourdeaux candies (choc and sprinkles outside, brown sugar buttercream inside). Only 9,000 calories a bite. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:12 PM (T/XcG)

202 but honestly, I've been playing a lot of Neverwinter.
that really is a fun game. and it's free, that's the best part.
you can blame Anna Puma for getting me hooked on that.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:12 PM (cnS/d)

203 Carol - I missed the lead-in question re WD-40. I just offered my own comments about it. Is the question about lubricating those things you mentioned?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)

204 Well, that leaves the good ones for you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 11:09 PM (lVPtV)

___________________

Nothing sadder than a 40 year old barfly. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 07:13 PM (jucos)

205 Heh...  whenev I see BoB I think immediately of Battle of Britain.   Band of Bros was teh awesome.  I didn't watch the Pacific once cause I heard of who was directing but too, the combining of the books they used for the storyline.  No interest.  Screw 'em.  Could have made a good series and they had to go for the reluctant warrior meme.  screw that.

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:13 PM (/jHWN)

206 but hey, the only way to find out is to do some experimentation, right? :/ Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:09 PM What, thought maison de chemjeff had an alley adjacent garage suitable for all your hobo hunting and handling needs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2013 07:13 PM (0FLIL)

207 The police are looking for a mysterious streaker who poses nude at night in the city and then disappears. Aren't we all!

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2013 07:13 PM (FcR7P)

208 A vat of hot aquaregia (nitric and hydrochloric acid) would probably dissolve someone, but the fumes would probably kill anybody near by. We use that all the time in small quantities, and it is pretty nasty stuff. Produces nasty brown fumes of N2O5, which are deadly.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:14 PM (v6hyJ)

209 but honestly, you don't want to use hydrofluoric acid.
it is one of the most dangerous acids on the planet.  if you get it on your skin, it doesn't cause ordinary acid burns, but instead it diffuses through your skin and starts dissolving your bones from the inside. so it feels like the inside of your body is on fire.  not a pleasant experience at all. at least that is what I have been told by the old grizzled chemists who did work with it.

I will stay far far away from hydrofluoric acid. nasty nasty nasty stuff.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:14 PM (cnS/d)

210 194 It's Fag Week-End in Atlanta. They have taken over Piedmont Park and plan on holding commitment ceremonies tomorrow.



I lived for a few years in an apartment in an old mansion across the street from the park.


My best friend (a woman) was best friends with RuPaul.  The tales I could tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 07:15 PM (lVPtV)

211 I tried to hook you on the Good Stuff CJ. Eve....The Nerd crack

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 07:15 PM (zyaZ1)

212 :3

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 07:15 PM (zyaZ1)

213 Treated myself tonight to a 3/4-pound box of See's Milk Chocolate Bourdeaux candies Mmmmm bordeaux. their peanut butter patties are almost as good.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 12, 2013 07:15 PM (0FLIL)

214 It's Fag Week-End in Atlanta. They have taken over Piedmont Park and plan on holding commitment ceremonies tomorrow. Posted by: ALH ---------------- I. Do. Not. Live. In. Atlanta. Anymore. Soon to be referred to as Detroit on the Chattahoochee

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

215 now aqua regia... that's the shizzle

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:16 PM (cnS/d)

216 205, I didn't have a problem with the reluctant warrior (it was only like first few times he went to battle), but they didn't connect with the men the way BoB did. And yes it had to do with the Producer and Director.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:16 PM (E7Iyp)

217 Taking a huge dump right now.

Posted by: TMI Guy at October 12, 2013 07:17 PM (J1zE7)

218 Star Trek cat was not just a cat.

Posted by: venus velvet at October 12, 2013 07:17 PM (RXIKR)

219 I'm off to bed.  Husband and newly freed Marine son will be home tomorrow night.

Relishing the peace and quiet tonight and in the early morning.  Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 12, 2013 07:17 PM (lVPtV)

220 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola.  Their bodies are never recovered.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 07:18 PM (jucos)

221 Zakn well if this whole Neverwinter romance doesn't work out I might have to find another addiction

bebe's boobs I gotta keep the refuse from the basement mad scientist lab down to a minimum so as to avoid unwanted suspicion

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:18 PM (cnS/d)

222 Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:16 PM (E7Iyp) Who produced and directed?

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 07:18 PM (tfg7i)

223 JaneD'Doh...  Tell your Marine thanks! 

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:19 PM (/jHWN)

224 Ditto on the HF. It can be dangerous and nasty stuff. It will char living skin and bone. Used to use it at my job in my misspent youth in a semiconductor fabrication factory. They use it like water there.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:19 PM (v6hyJ)

225
I always liked this story from the aqua regia Wiki page.

When Germany invaded Denmark in World War II, Hungarian chemist George de Hevesy dissolved the gold Nobel Prizes of German physicists Max von Laue (1914) and James Franck (1925) in aqua regia to prevent the Nazis from confiscating them. The German government had prohibited Germans from accepting or keeping any Nobel Prize after jailed peace activist Carl von Ossietzky had received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1935. De Hevesy placed the resulting solution on a shelf in his laboratory at the Niels Bohr Institute. It was subsequently ignored by the Nazis who thought the jar—one of perhaps hundreds on the shelving—contained common chemicals. After the war, de Hevesy returned to find the solution undisturbed and precipitated the gold out of the acid. The gold was returned to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences and the Nobel Foundation. They re-cast the medals and again presented them to Laue and Franck.


'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2013 07:19 PM (MBqvE)

226 Jane D'oh sounds like tomorrow will be a really special day.  enjoy the day and have a great time

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:19 PM (cnS/d)

227 WD-40 will not disolve bodies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

228 The best way to dispose a body would be using the Uday method - throw them in a wood chipper. Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 11:12 PM (ZyqBH) Place the body on some old tires. Set the tires on fire. They will burn so hot that not even bones remain.

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at October 12, 2013 07:19 PM (Vk2pI)

229 Just had some twitter twit tell me that, yes of course EBT users were entitled to better food and better phones than taxpayers - because "instatutional racism," bitches. Confirms what I've long suspected. A certain percentage has no interest in equality - they simply want to flip the script and get REVENGE!

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at October 12, 2013 07:20 PM (ruk3B)

230 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic New Coke, now with extra dissolved employees!

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:20 PM (v6hyJ)

231 215- Sees are the best. Love the Bordeaux and the butterscotch and the rum nougat and the fruit flavors.

Posted by: venus velvet at October 12, 2013 07:20 PM (RXIKR)

232 224 Ditto on the HF. It can be dangerous and nasty stuff. It will char living skin and bone. Used to use it at my job in my misspent youth in a semiconductor fabrication factory. They use it like water there. Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 11:19 PM (v6hyJ) So, it's not mint flavored then?

Posted by: model_1066 at October 12, 2013 07:20 PM (3OFnS)

233 A vat of hot aquaregia (nitric and hydrochloric acid) would probably dissolve someone, but the fumes would probably kill anybody near by. We use that all the time in small quantities, and it is pretty nasty stuff. Produces nasty brown fumes of N2O5, which are deadly. Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 11:14 PM (v6hyJ) Aqua Regia is a wussy acid. Sulfuric is far nastier. And there is plenty of stuff that is far nastier than that.

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at October 12, 2013 07:21 PM (Vk2pI)

234 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered.

well, I'm just glad the dissolved employees are the tasty ones

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:22 PM (cnS/d)

235 I will stay far far away from hydrofluoric acid. nasty nasty nasty stuff. Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 11:14 PM (cnS/d) Agreed. Very nasty stuff. You can't treat it like other acid burns -you will need special treatment.

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at October 12, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)

236 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered.

Plop, plop! Fizz, fizz!
Can you tell me where the body is?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:23 PM (T/XcG)

237 okay gonna check out for now
talk to ya later

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 07:23 PM (cnS/d)

238 222 Hanks/ Speilberg produced.

Several directors. They changed like every other show or so. That was another problem with consistency.

Tho, I think Timothy Van Patten (Eight is Enough) did the better episodes, and oversaw production for all of them.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:24 PM (E7Iyp)

239 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered. Was wondering about that glass eye I got.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2013 07:24 PM (FcR7P)

240 My cat on the keyboard just magnified the screen by a ridiculous amount. I'll never forget the time when she switched the display to a negative image. I had to go to Apple's user forums to find out what the hell happened and how to change it back.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

241
The best way to dispose a body would be using the Uday method - throw them in a wood chipper.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 11:12 PM (ZyqBH)









Nah. Best way is to have a friend who's an embalmer. Have him help out with the crematorium. Tell him you're burning rabid weasels that came in on a medical shipment.

Be careful if there's a cemetery next door. Don't burn the body when it's about to rain.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2013 07:25 PM (MBqvE)

242 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 11:18 PM (jucos)



As much as this might help its pension outlays, has Coke ever considered covering the vats with nets? For purely humanitarian purposes.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 07:26 PM (3qZbZ)

243 You guys are over-thinking this body disposal stuff.

Posted by: Joran Van der Sloot at October 12, 2013 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

244 Regular sulfuric acid is not that hard to handle (just be careful). Now, FUMING sulfuric acid is pretty dangerous. It is also extremely useful. Fuming Nitric acid is also extremely dangerous. It used to be used as an Oxidizer in the first stage of Titan I and Titan II missile, with kerosene as fuel.. One of those blew up once and blew off the 5 ton silo door.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 07:26 PM (v6hyJ)

245 228 Place the body on some old tires. Set the tires on fire. They will burn so hot that not even bones remain.

I endorse this comment!

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at October 12, 2013 07:26 PM (bKA83)

246 Heh. Anyone ever see 'Death in Brunswick'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

247 Parachutist + Alligator Farm = nada

Posted by: Faces of Death at October 12, 2013 07:27 PM (E7Iyp)

248 Cur, talk to your buddy. I'm a big fan of shirm

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 07:27 PM (zyaZ1)

249 Chemjeff been off gettin' him sumpthin

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at October 12, 2013 07:28 PM (MhA4j)

250 243 You guys are over-thinking this body disposal stuff. Posted by: Joran Van der Sloot

Eleventy!  This!

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:28 PM (/jHWN)

251 Goddamn this bitch ain't crackin 600 is it

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 07:29 PM (zyaZ1)

252 In days gone by, they used to dissolve souls in bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:29 PM (lq3Ak)

253 Mike Hammer: no, but remember how Joe Pesci ended up in "Casino"?

Man, it looked like it would have been a lot less trouble to dissolve Joe in Coke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:29 PM (T/XcG)

254 252 Still do in Peruvia

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:29 PM (E7Iyp)

255 Zakn - I don't think we'll be able to drag the body over the 500 line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

256 my hoo-hah isn't getting any younger. who has some hot sause for me?

Posted by: sandra fluke at October 12, 2013 07:30 PM (sb9Hq)

257 Nah. Best way is to have a friend who's an embalmer. Have him help out with the crematorium. Tell him you're burning rabid weasels that came in on a medical shipment.

Be careful if there's a cemetery next door. Don't burn the body when it's about to rain.

 

 

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2013 11:25 PM

 

 

Rabid weasels?

Posted by: ernie kaltenbrunner at October 12, 2013 07:30 PM (9gNQd)

258 dissolving bodies in Kaboom... eh.. good times, good times.. 

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:30 PM (/jHWN)

259 252 In days gone by, they used to dissolve souls in bowl of Kaboom.

Every wailing clown face in a bowl of Kaboom contains a condemned soul. When you eat that bowl, you seal your fate, and those souls will return to their proper place when you die, which will be soon if you keep eating Kaboom.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 07:32 PM (bKA83)

260 "dissolving bodies in Kaboom... eh.. good times, good times.."
Posted by: Yip

...Not bodies.  Only souls.  Feral, desperate souls.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:33 PM (lq3Ak)

261 so when we go to the camps for thought crimes ditch or cremoritorium?

Posted by: philly janst at October 12, 2013 07:33 PM (sb9Hq)

262 I admit I am a wimp when it comes to rodents. I just went on my back porch to plug in garden sprayer and smelled skunk. I have spray bottle filled with ammonia. I think it was a huge possum, i had never seen one before was on the ledge. I repeatedly swore at it and sprayed ammonia on the damn thing and it just looked at me! I know it had to have hit it in the eyes but he wouldnÂ’t leave. I an a gun! Getting & using a gun in MA is not easy. My next door neighbor is in his mid 70s and grew up on a farm in IL & has used gun more than most of us have been alive. He accidentally let his license lapse, they treated him as if he were new to guns. He could teach the class but was forced to go to classes as if heÂ’d never had one. Now my eyes are killing me front the ammonia. I hope that possum is feeling the same.

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 07:33 PM (z4WKX)

263 Re the plastic shredders, Uday and Qusay: I always thought the best way to have gotten rid of them was to have them thrown into their own chippers, feet first...

then STOP the machine just as their bodies are halfway through. Just to enjoy the looks on their half-dead, mindbendingly-pained faces.

Then when they're officially comatose, finish the job. Run the rest of them through.

Finally, bonus points if the "remains" were manufactured into some nice Israeli-market dog chow.
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:33 PM (T/XcG)

264 Nah. Best way is to have a friend who's an embalmer. Have him help out with the crematorium. Tell him you're burning rabid weasels that came in on a medical shipment. Be careful if there's a cemetery next door. Don't burn the body when it's about to rain. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2013 11:25 PM (MBqvE) So noted, . And I'll also remember that movies lie. On a slightly similar subject, the Empire was very fortunate that Honoghr wasn't contaminated by 2-4-5 Trioxin during the Clone Wars...

Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 07:34 PM (ZyqBH)

265 In days gone by, they used to dissolve souls in bowl of Kaboom.

Every wailing clown face in a bowl of Kaboom contains a condemned soul. When you eat that bowl, you seal your fate, and those souls will return to their proper place when you die, which will be soon if you keep eating Kaboom.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 11:32 PM (bKA83)

_______________________

FUCK..... You might just be right.  I know of nothing else that can explain the last 5 years we've had.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 07:34 PM (jucos)

266 256 my hoo-hah isn't getting any younger.
who has some hot sause for me?


Not without a new generation of antibiotics.

And some sort of orifice-tightener.

And really amazing beer goggles.

Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 07:35 PM (bKA83)

267 philly janst: two bullets in the head, with the bill for the cartridges sent to the family.

It's up to them as well to drag the remains to the cemetery.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:35 PM (T/XcG)

268 264 There was no Empire during the Clone Wars. It was Republic/Separatists.

Ahem, I mean I have no clue what you are talking about!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:36 PM (E7Iyp)

269 238 Thanks for responding. Tried to watch first episode, not as good as Band of Brothers. Quit

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 07:36 PM (tfg7i)

270 And some sort of orifice-tightener....    OMG!!!   Really??

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 07:37 PM (/jHWN)

271 And really amazing beer goggles. Posted by: Splunge at October 12, 2013 11:35 PM (bKA83) my hoo-hah is broke in like a great catchers mit, and I really like to catch

Posted by: sandra fluke at October 12, 2013 07:37 PM (sb9Hq)

272 New Coke, now with extra dissolved employees! And pepsi used to use aborted fetal cells in their soda. Thankfully, they got enough push back to announce a change over the summer. The kola nut cries out for moar blood!

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at October 12, 2013 07:37 PM (ruk3B)

273 Carol - I missed the initial question about *why* you thought about using WD-40, and *what8 you want to use it for...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:37 PM (aDwsi)

274 Geebus. Who got banned, or is body disposal the fun topic of the night?

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 07:37 PM (LpbKr)

275 "wha8" ? What

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

276 Looking to make your potentially problematic dead bodies disappear -- become a Dem politician.

Poof. Gone.

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood MFM at October 12, 2013 07:38 PM (3FQa4)

277 A herd of hogs does a pretty fair job of disposin'. Just ask Willie Picton. And, yes, they eventually nailed him, but they had forensic teams working for months, sifting tons of barnyard soil and manure to come up with a few chips of bone from which to get DNA samples.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2013 07:38 PM (8Fl6F)

278 244 Fuming Nitric acid is also extremely dangerous. It used to be used as an Oxidizer in the first stage of Titan I and Titan II missile, with kerosene as fuel.. One of those blew up once and blew off the 5 ton silo door. Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 11:26 PM (v6hyJ) Titan II. Titan I used liquid oxygen. I believe that silo mishap you mentioned also involved a nuclear warhead.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

279 238 No prob. I stuck it out, but didn't really think it would recover lol.

I may have to bust out my collectors edition of BoB.. Tho, I have a ton of stuff on the DVR I need to see before I get upgraded later this month, so I'm torn lol..

Right now, I wish they would finish the baseball game so I can see the local weather!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:39 PM (E7Iyp)

280 Cement

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at October 12, 2013 07:40 PM (aDwsi)

281 Why do you need to "get rid" of bodies?

Posted by: Vince Foster's buddy Bill at October 12, 2013 07:40 PM (lq3Ak)

282 Be careful if there's a cemetery next door. Don't burn the body when it's about to rain. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2013 11:25 PM (MBqvE) Remove all teaching materials as well, or you'll have a half dissected puppeh chasing you!

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 07:40 PM (LpbKr)

283 oops that was for #269

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:40 PM (E7Iyp)

284 Alberta Oil Peon: and then there's Ted Bundy. He didn't dispose of his victims' bodies so much as just leave them in the woods.

Except, he couldn't just let them lay there in peace... he'd actually return to continue to molest them periodically.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:41 PM (T/XcG)

285

I believe Bubble Yum still mixes in Spider Eggs to their gum. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 07:41 PM (jucos)

286

230 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered.


Ah, the new Soylent Coke.

Posted by: puddleglum at October 12, 2013 07:42 PM (15w2J)

287 I'm so lorny =lonly/horney

Posted by: sandra fluke at October 12, 2013 07:42 PM (sb9Hq)

288 They're in the top of the ninth in the Tigers-Red Sox game, and the score is 1-0 and there is still a no-hitter going. Detroit has used four pitchers. This could become the first combined no-hitter in postseason history.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

289 Truck Monkey, correctamundo.

"Do your spider eggs lose their flavor on the bedpost overnight?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 07:42 PM (T/XcG)

290 Bodies?  You're drinking them...  bwhahahaahaaa

Posted by: Coca cola company at October 12, 2013 07:43 PM (/jHWN)

291 (Digging near a graveyard)

What a FILTHY DIRTY JOB!

"I donno, could be worse... " Igor

How could it POSSIBLY be WORSE!?!

"Could be raining"

*KABOOM* *Lightning Strikes* *Rain Falls*

Posted by: Frodrick Frankenstien at October 12, 2013 07:43 PM (E7Iyp)

292 I believe Bubble Yum still mixes in Spider Eggs to their gum.

***

Which is fine with me, as it means fewer spider eggs hatch and become spiders.

Posted by: cool arrow at October 12, 2013 07:44 PM (WMsq+)

293 Can you catch it on your tonsils Can you heave it left and right Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

294 Latex me up....I'm going in. Trunkmonkey please hold my belt

Posted by: Zakn at October 12, 2013 07:44 PM (zyaZ1)

295 Except, he couldn't just let them lay there in peace... he'd actually return to continue to molest them periodically.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 11:41 PM (T/XcG)

Brings to mind this old nasty limerick:



There was an old hermit named Dave



Who kept a dead whore in his cave.



He said, "I'll admit



I'm a bit of a shit."



But look at the money I save.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2013 07:44 PM (8Fl6F)

296 279 DVR. BoB collection is forever. DVR upgrade...poof..

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 07:44 PM (tfg7i)

297 Okay..., that's it. Must get my ravaged soul to church tomorrow..., try to salvage what remains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:45 PM (aDwsi)

298 296 yeah. I've been watching the last (worse) season of Futurama this weekend, and it kinda burned me out lol

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:46 PM (E7Iyp)

299 Dissolving things in Coke sounds right to me.

Posted by: Richard Pryor's Career at October 12, 2013 07:46 PM (lq3Ak)

300 CarolT, The problem with ammonia is that is signals to the kitties "pee here!"

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at October 12, 2013 07:46 PM (ruk3B)

301 Dissolving things in Coke sounds right to me. Posted by: Richard Pryor's Career --------------- Weak phosphoric acid. Forget it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:47 PM (aDwsi)

302 Mike Hammer, I am almost hysterical from seeing possum up close for first time in my life. I used WD40 to loosen levers on splitter in rose garden for irrigation system, two of them and one for the hose and fought for siphon mixer. I think I should use Felco Pruner cleaner or olive oil instead of WD40. Thank you. IÂ’m sorry if you answered in previous post but I am shaking from seeing that damn rodent!

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 07:47 PM (z4WKX)

303 G'night folks. Last one out, remember to turn off the lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

304 best war movie ever? Blackhawk down? The Longest Day? Dands of Iwo Jima? the best war on my pussy movie is ' Plowing Sluts No. 8'

Posted by: sandra fluke at October 12, 2013 07:48 PM (sb9Hq)

305 288--- Fantastic pitching display. Three more outs to go!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 07:48 PM (dfYL9)

306 Where do you think the spider eggs end up?  IN YOUR BELLY!  You know what happens then..... I once had 2 Watermelons growing in my belly.  Accidently swallowed the seeds.  I don't think I am doing my kids any favors by telling them these stories.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 07:48 PM (jucos)

307 Evening everyone.  Got back to Colorado late last night and spent today doing as little as possible.  Tomorrow may be more productive.  May be.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 07:49 PM (lr3d7)

308 If the Red Sox are no hit, I hope they pledge to end the Appalachian moonshiner look.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2013 07:50 PM (/dv33)

309 Carol - Possible alternatives that will not harm plants: glycerine Mineral oil Both from pharmacy. Just my first thoughts. But if the WD-40 works, hey...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

310 If Detroit wins tonight, Boston will have a tough time overcoming Shrerzer and Verlander.  It is not like it hasn't happened in the past, but it is a row-to-hoe; for sure.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:51 PM (lq3Ak)

311 So, the way things are going, the Cleveland Indians will need a new name. Prolly the New England Patriots, also. Way too Tea-Party. The New York Giants? Shit, offensive to tall people everywhere. And the Packers? Hey, there. Discuss your proposals.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at October 12, 2013 07:51 PM (tmFlQ)

312 I am out. Night all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 07:52 PM (aDwsi)

313 Strike out. First out.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 07:52 PM (dfYL9)

314 Carol yeah, WD-40 has some good/great uses, but for a lubricant it falls short because it attracts dirt and drys out faster than say a silicon spray or the like would..

Its GREAT for Water Displacement, for some reason tho lol.

I use it to dry the bolts I clean on the engine/car I'm rebuilding with my Dad. Then I drop em in ziplocks till I can install em. And then I'll use assembly lube, and clean the WD off

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:52 PM (E7Iyp)

315 As kids it was rumored that dissolving aspirin in coke would give us a buzz. All it did was wire us up from the caffeine Signed Stoopid cranker

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 07:52 PM (tfg7i)

316 They're in the bottom of the ninth now, with the Tigers' fifth pitcher, Benoit.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

317 So, the way things are going, the Cleveland Indians will need a new name. Cincinnati Reds should be OK, as long as we're talking communist reds and not red-state reds. Although they may need to change the name Cincinnati due to its association with a warrior-citizen.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2013 07:53 PM (/dv33)

318 My proposal?  The Cleveland Indians.  With Chief Wahoo.  Everywhere.

...Welcome to America, 5% of the population!

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:53 PM (lq3Ak)

319 They will move on to animal mascots, because LEFTYS...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:54 PM (E7Iyp)

320 if you're watching the game you're seeing the camera shots of all the Boston fans. These are douche bags who elect the Kennedys, Kerrys, and Warrens. These are my neighbors. /spit

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 07:55 PM (+fzap)

321 Baseball..what channel?

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 07:55 PM (tfg7i)

322 Baseball..what channel? Posted by: Gidget

Your local Fox channel.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:55 PM (lq3Ak)

323 New York Regulators Much scarier than a Giant.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 07:56 PM (LpbKr)

324 323 THREAD WINNAH!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:56 PM (E7Iyp)

325 Damn. Base hit. Damn.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 07:56 PM (dfYL9)

326 ...the no-hitter just got spoiled and Boston has a runner on with one out.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:56 PM (lq3Ak)

327  They will move on to animal mascots, because LEFTYS...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:54 PM (E7Iyp)

____________________

FUCK!

Posted by: Your Washington Teddy Bears at October 12, 2013 07:56 PM (jucos)

328 WTF. Tonite saw the invasion of the Tiny Ants. Never seen this before. They have been running wild on my desk. I have corralled them onto post-it notes and flicked them out the window. At least twenty so far. Yeah, I'm a softie like that, I don't like killing bugs.


But, where did they come from? Why are they here and what do they want?

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 07:57 PM (3qZbZ)

329 One on, one out, bottom 9th...

Local News still on hold...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:57 PM (E7Iyp)

330 Joe Buck is a drama queen. Gimme a break, Joe, it's just a friggin single. Now watch, a double play coming up..

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 07:57 PM (+fzap)

331 Goodbye, no hitter

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 12, 2013 07:57 PM (uN27w)

332 Thanks slap

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 07:58 PM (tfg7i)

333 Joe Buck is THE WORST!!

I'm glad I listen to Brad Sham for the Cowboy games, and I'll turn off the sound for most everyone else, if I can help it. Tho, Kenny Moose and Goose are the best NFL has, so I'll leave them on.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 07:59 PM (E7Iyp)

334 Crap. I always root for no-hitters, regardless of which teams are involved. I have no dog in the Boston-Detroit series.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

335 Is it only Boston fans who boo pick off attempts??

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 07:59 PM (+fzap)

336 Joe Buck is a drama queen. Gimme a break, Joe, it's just a friggin single.


You don't watch baseball very often, or do you?  Everything means something in the post-season, let-alone breaking up a no-hitter in a one-run game.

...re-assess?

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 07:59 PM (lq3Ak)

337 335 Usually after the 5th time or so, but not the first one..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:00 PM (E7Iyp)

338 "Is it only Boston fans who boo pick off attempts?? "

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer

LOL ...It is "tradition"

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:01 PM (lq3Ak)

339 ...everywhere, I mean.  It is "tradition".

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:01 PM (lq3Ak)

340 >>>Is it only Boston fans who boo pick off attempts?? No. Hometown gamesmanship.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 12, 2013 08:02 PM (uN27w)

341 Cardinals fans do it?

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 08:02 PM (+fzap)

342 328--- WTF. Tonite saw the invasion of the Tiny Ants.... But, where did they come from? Why are they here and what do they want? Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 11:57 PM (3qZbZ) ---------------------- Are they carrying itty-bitty EBT cards? Just asking.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 08:02 PM (dfYL9)

343 @328 Sugar.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/23v2wnl
Once they haf the shoogar, they haf the mO-knee.

Posted by: Cretin, centrifugin' isotopes for the day we release the occluded 12th Freedom at October 12, 2013 08:04 PM (kymV0)

344 I think it's pretty natural for hometown fans to boo the opposing pitcher trying to pick off the home team's base runner. It's probably been happening forever.

Posted by: rickl at October 12, 2013 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

345 7-11 had absolutely no line this evening. Wonder why?

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:04 PM (LpbKr)

346 "Cardinals fans do it?"
Posted by: slippery when soothsayer

Yes.  And they are really, actually, seriously the best fans in baseball.

The act of sitting there and waiting for the pitch to the batter is suspense enough.  When the pitcher throws over, (even when a pinch-runner with speed is in), makes for a "BOO!"

What you are saying, as a home-fan, is; "DELIVER THE PITCH, SCAREDY-CAT!"

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:06 PM (lq3Ak)

347 Katy Perry's boobs and legs on SNL now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 12, 2013 08:06 PM (DmNpO)

348 Tigers win it

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 12, 2013 08:07 PM (uN27w)

349 It's stupid. It's like seeing Bum Philips' kid cheer a missed field goal. Show me a head coach who cheers on the sidelines after a missed field goal and Ill show you a head coach who will never win a Super Bowl.

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 08:07 PM (+fzap)

350 The mournful organ music after the game sounds like church. Weird

Posted by: Gidget at October 12, 2013 08:09 PM (tfg7i)

351 Detroit gets the win. 1-0 Too bad about losing the no-hitter though.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 08:09 PM (dfYL9)

352 I just remember the 04 series and the Red Sox fans and the Cards fans were like night and day. The Rams fans are the same way; no negativity. They're almost too nice.

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 08:09 PM (+fzap)

353 Katy Perry's boobs and legs on SNL now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 13, 2013 12:06 AM (DmNpO)



Meh, why would I want to look at an averagely attractive woman?

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 08:10 PM (3qZbZ)

354 Hi ont, drunk & missing my sis tonite!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at October 12, 2013 08:11 PM (vgd4f)

355 "It's stupid. It's like seeing Bum Philips' kid cheer a missed field goal.

Show me a head coach who cheers on the sidelines after a missed field goal and Ill show you a head coach who will never win a Super Bowl.
"
Posted by: slippery when soothsayer

I'm not sure about the mathematical science behind your premise, but I'll allow it...  lol.

Sports is unwritten drama and it unfolds in defiance of "story-lines".

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:11 PM (lq3Ak)

356 349 --- But this is fans booing the pick-off, not coaches. Football crowds cheer missed field goals all the time.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 12, 2013 08:11 PM (dfYL9)

357 this thread was MUCHO better-o when we were helping one another with body disposal techniques...   gosh!

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 08:11 PM (/jHWN)

358 Katy Perry's boobs and legs on SNL now.


Wait, I just thought, aren't we missing J-Wow? Caturday?

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:12 PM (E7Iyp)

359 just for the record, I'm totes okay with throwing batteries and trash at Santa. Screw him.

Posted by: slippery when soothsayer at October 12, 2013 08:14 PM (+fzap)

360 Boat + "alibi" + connections = Not Guilty as Charged.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:15 PM (lq3Ak)

361 Amazing police sleuthing dept. A woman in Florida was charged with murdering her husband (or boyfriend?). She disposed of the body by boning it out and putting the soft tissue down the garbage disposal.
The bones she burned, then crushed, then mixed with concrete, then broke the concrete apart, then disposed of the chunks.
LE caught her disposing of the chunks.
I have no clue what tipped them off. 1990s deal.

Posted by: Cretin, centrifugin' isotopes for the day we release the occluded 12th Freedom at October 12, 2013 08:15 PM (kymV0)

362 totes ..

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 08:16 PM (/jHWN)

363 Why would you be such a fool as to dispose of a body, when you could preserve it, keep it around, and continue to molest it?

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 12, 2013 08:17 PM (bKA83)

364 @363 I spat out a mouthful of Schaefer's on the bar!

Posted by: Cretin, centrifugin' isotopes for the day we release the occluded 12th Freedom at October 12, 2013 08:18 PM (kymV0)

365 Posted by: Yip at October 13, 2013 12:11 AM (/jHWN)

*ppttthhhhhh*

This is more 'run' than baseball gets in this forum, normally.  Hell, I'd do a Baseball Thread and a Fantasy Baseball Thread just to take a break from politics.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:18 PM (lq3Ak)

366 .. not that there's anything wrong with that

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 08:18 PM (/jHWN)

367
I have no clue what tipped them off.


Posted by: Cretin, centrifugin' isotopes


The cinder blocks smelled like ass. 

Posted by: Detective Mark Fuhrman at October 12, 2013 08:18 PM (pJF+c)

368 "I just went on my back porch to plug in garden sprayer and smelled skunk. I have spray bottle filled with ammonia. I think it was a huge possum, i had never seen one before was on the ledge. I repeatedly swore at it and sprayed ammonia on the damn thing and it just looked at me!"

Possums eat unbelievably nasty things. It's pretty hard to faze them with strong smells. However, in my experience, they don't like getting hit with a garden hose, and they will mosey off if thus hit. They won't run. I'm not sure what it takes to make a possum run. Mountain lion, probably.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 12, 2013 08:19 PM (gqT4g)

369 They still make Schaefers??

I guess the last time I saw one of them here in Texas was 20 yrs ago!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:19 PM (E7Iyp)

370 Possums eat unbelievably nasty things. It's pretty hard to faze them with strong smells. However, in my experience, they don't like getting hit with a garden hose, and they will mosey off if thus hit. They won't run. I'm not sure what it takes to make a possum run. Mountain lion, probably. *** Usually, yelling at them does the trick.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 12, 2013 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

371 Grinners is good eatin', ain't they?

Posted by: Cretin, centrifugin' isotopes for the day we release the occluded 12th Freedom at October 12, 2013 08:21 PM (kymV0)

372 "I do not have cable and as such have never watched a single second of Breaking Bad. Just tonight read Ann Coulter's take on the show: Is there much validity to her take on it or is she projecting mightily?"

Breaking Bad is just another title for Faust. But, watch it anyway, I did, all of it. Loved every episode.

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 08:21 PM (k3O9f)

373 And I thought I had a twisted mind.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 08:23 PM (gqEUi)

374 368 I don't know about that. I had one LEAP about 6ft and onto the little ledge outside the small bathroom window. As it was inside our fence, I have no idea what scared the crap outta it. We have coyotes, but no mt lions... Well, lately anyway..

I told animal control about it, but they said we had to catch it ourselves before they would do anything about it. So for the past 3 years it makes a nightly run by the house about midnight.

At 2am we get the newcomer to the area, a skunk.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:23 PM (E7Iyp)

375 And now, on the news, the EBT crisis. According to the news, EBT card processing down in 17 states. Some woman being interviewed was rambling on in a senseless manner, and then said, "Ya know whut I mean?" Then some white hillbilly guy, was short of food today, and they had to settle for Mac'n'cheese for dinner.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 08:24 PM (v6hyJ)

376 >>>I'm not sure what it takes to make a possum run. Pellet gun. Works on deer too. They seem to know the maximum effective range of my eyesight.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 12, 2013 08:24 PM (uN27w)

377 370 I tried that..

It hissed at me.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:24 PM (E7Iyp)

378 354 Hi ont, drunk & missing my sis tonite!! Posted by: lou's a girl at October 13, 2013 12:11 AM (vgd4f) Well HELLO! only read the first 3 words Actually lou, before I make an ass out of myself is your sis ok?

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:25 PM (LpbKr)

379 343 @328 Sugar. http://preview.tinyurl.com/23v2wnl I was disappointed that she didn't say "Gee, Edgar, if you wanted Kool-Aid, you coulda just asked for it" and reach into the fridge. They missed a real product placement opportunity there.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2013 08:27 PM (U82Km)

380 Good evening, 'rons 'n' 'ronettes, wher'e'r you be!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/a4rkxe8
"Oncet 2 strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moron who didn't pay his Ogabedeath tax..."

Posted by: Cretin, centrifugin' isotopes for the day we release the occluded 12th Freedom at October 12, 2013 08:28 PM (kymV0)

381
Texas A&M pulls it out of their ass in the final four seconds to win by field goal, 41 - 38. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 12, 2013 08:29 PM (pJF+c)

382 Posted by: torquewrench at October 13, 2013 12:19 AM (gqT4g) Hey, torquewrench, you had a story in an open thread earlier about a spoiled heiress who insisted that Soviet healthcare was great: http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=344117#c21285489 Mind if I quote that for my blog, with full attribution of course?

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 08:31 PM (Vk2pI)

383 242 As much as this might help its pension outlays, has Coke ever considered covering the vats with nets? For purely humanitarian purposes. Sure, if by "humanitarian purposes" you mean "convenient dicing action".

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2013 08:32 PM (U82Km)

384 I'm a gonna rewrite the lyrics to Procul Harum's "Conquistador"

"I see your West Wing cosplay club
Has long since lost it's Sheen"

Because I am stupid.  And I hate myself.  And I hope I die soon.  Goodnight!

Posted by: Null at October 12, 2013 08:33 PM (xjpRj)

385 Damnit, Null... Knock it off or call me.  Seriously.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at October 12, 2013 08:35 PM (lq3Ak)

386 I think this Manziel kid might be good at football.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 12, 2013 08:35 PM (ZPrif)

387 Pellet gun. Works on deer too. They seem to know the maximum effective range of my eyesight. Posted by: DC in Towson at October 13, 2013 12:24 AM (uN27w) Pellet gun. Basically worked for Lewis and Clarke. Which I think is cool as hell.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:35 PM (LpbKr)

388 IÂ’m having a bad year my brother Paul is having a worse yea with his initial infection on March 30. Now heÂ’s considered a quadraplegic. I am fine if God decides it is time to take him. I also need a new roof. I am going to take hardship loan from 401(k). It costs more than I thought. I am going to fill papers now because TFG doesnÂ’t care & wants stock market to crash. Thank you so much LIV idiots!

Posted by: CarolT at October 12, 2013 08:37 PM (z4WKX)

389 Every home should have a .17 pump action pellet gun. Very handy for varmints of all types. Does not make much of a sound. And if it does just throw an old sock over the muzzle.

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 08:38 PM (k3O9f)

390 Possums eat unbelievably nasty things. It's pretty hard to faze them with strong smells. However, in my experience, they don't like getting hit with a garden hose, and they will mosey off if thus hit. They won't run. I'm not sure what it takes to make a possum run. Mountain lion, probably.


***

Usually, yelling at them does the trick.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 13, 2013 12:20 AM (DmNpO)



Possums are kinda like racoons, right? Enough to let me tell this story, right?


So, there was this family of racoons that tried to make a home of a tree in my backyard. I had other ideas about where these racoons should reside.



In that spirit one night from about fifty feet away I threw a 2 foot long piece of 3/4 inch EMT conduit in the direction of the raccoon family in an effort to scare them off.



Much to my horror said piece of conduit struck one of the adult coons right in the face. I am not kidding. It made me feel sick. But I have not seen any racoons in my yard since.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 08:40 PM (3qZbZ)

391 I got a crossman pump, but I don't think I want to risk shooting em outside the fence. I'm in the city, and never know when the neighbors are watching.

Tho the rabbits in the front yard could be tasty!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:41 PM (E7Iyp)

392 Opossum are not much like raccoon. Opossum are marsupials.

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 08:43 PM (k3O9f)

393 Possum... the other white meat?

Posted by: Yip at October 12, 2013 08:43 PM (/jHWN)

394 389 Every home should have a .17 pump action pellet gun. Very handy for varmints of all types. Does not make much of a sound. And if it does just throw an old sock over the muzzle. Posted by: navybrat at October 13, 2013 12:38 AM (k3O9f) Had a Crossman that would punch trhough both sides of a cooking grill. When I was eight. Good times.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:44 PM (LpbKr)

395 Racoons are much more intelligent (and destructive) than possums. Possums are also marupials (they're not even mammals!!!), and are also pretty stupid. Now on the news, the possums , er newspeople are telling me why insurance companies are having trouble with Obamacare.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 08:45 PM (v6hyJ)

396 A woman in Florida was charged with murdering her husband (or boyfriend?). She disposed of the body by boning it out and putting the soft tissue down the garbage disposal.

Still not as amazing a feat as the congressional Republicans.

They were all apparently de-boned alive.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 12, 2013 08:46 PM (T/XcG)

397 Now on the news, the possums , er newspeople are telling me why insurance companies are having trouble with Obamacare. Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 13, 2013 12:45 AM (v6hyJ) Has to be the Tea Party, or the CREWWWS!

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:47 PM (LpbKr)

398 "Possums eat unbelievably nasty things. It's pretty hard to faze them with strong smells.

A new neighbor from out of state walked up to me one day, holding an adult possum skull. She asked me "What's this?" I slowly shook my head, lips pursed and said, "Shirley, North Carolina has the largest rats in the Western Hemisphere. That's one that'll never bother you." Her eyes bugged out. I didn't tell her about the spiders, figuring that would be a merciful thing to do.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2013 08:48 PM (HjPtV)

399 Theres some viral vid with a hillbilly lookin guy and his raccoon. They keep showing it on Red Eye.

In one hes on the porch with it, in another hes in the shower!

I think ASPCA took it from him tho.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:48 PM (E7Iyp)

400 (they're not even mammals!!!) *** Yes they are.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 12, 2013 08:49 PM (DmNpO)

401 The Cruz is into banking, controls the media, controls our politicians. Yes, I jest. But they will attack him any way they can.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:49 PM (LpbKr)

402 Jay Carney assured us on the NEWS that for the FIRST TIME, people have access to AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE. And no, his nose didn't grow to be 6-8 inches long. But he does look something like a possum.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 08:51 PM (v6hyJ)

403 I kilt a raccoon that was a diggin up my wife's flower beds. She told me to do it. So I trapped the damn thing in a box trap. Then kilt it. Put it on the compost heap.

It weighed about 25 lbs. Sorry to have to do it, there, feller.

Then my wife chewed me out for doing it. Said we should have at least eaten it.

I said, next one I get I will give to you to skin and clean and cook.

End of discussion.

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 08:52 PM (k3O9f)

404 Posted by: CarolT at October 13, 2013 12:37 AM (z4WKX) Hi, I know you are from MA and wanted to share this about my aunt and her son, cousin, dying within 4 hours of each other. Article was in the Globe (pay wall) but found at Miami Herald for free. http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/10/11/3683408/a-mothers-love-is-a-blessing.html

Posted by: Madamex at October 12, 2013 08:53 PM (islXR)

405 Well, Cruz and the Koch Brothers. They're holding down the recovery, screwing up the EBT card system and are trying to get kids to eat Kaboom! cereal. They've shut down the government, and are eating caviar and drinking champagne, and laughing at the working poor.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 08:54 PM (v6hyJ)

406 I'm beginning to think that I'd be better going through life in a slightly drunken haze.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 08:55 PM (lr3d7)

407 407 I'm beginning to think that I'd be better going through life in a slightly drunken haze. Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 13, 2013 12:55 AM (lr3d7) Coke. More productive subject that way.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 08:57 PM (LpbKr)

408 407 Dean Wormer said "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

Well, two outta three should be just fine.. I don't want to overdo it and become stupid too!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 08:57 PM (E7Iyp)

409 The best way to dispose a body would be using the Uday method - throw them in a wood chipper. Posted by: Thrawn at October 12, 2013 11:12 PM (ZyqBH) Well, here on Chesapeake Bay we have a natural solution. Blue Crabs. Seriously, wrap a body in fishnets, weigh it down with some cinder blocks, toss it in the bay and it'll be gone in a few weeks. Next time you're in Baltimore, drop me a line and I'll make you some of our world famous........crab cakes.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 12, 2013 08:58 PM (jt8G9)

410 "Seriously, wrap a body in fishnets, weigh it down with some cinder blocks, toss it in the bay and it'll be gone in a few weeks."

There is a great joke along similar lines regarding a New England lobsterman whose wife goes over the side.

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 09:00 PM (k3O9f)

411 There is a great joke along similar lines regarding a New England lobsterman whose wife goes over the side.

Well what are you waiting for?  Tell it!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:01 PM (lr3d7)

412 Soylent Blue. It's crabcakes, it's people, it's SOYLENT BLUE!! (are the crabs really blue, or are they just sad?)

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at October 12, 2013 09:01 PM (v6hyJ)

413 Coke loses, on average, 4 employees per year due to falling into vats of Coca Cola. Their bodies are never recovered. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at October 12, 2013 11:18 PM (jucos) I knew a guy who died after falling into one of those huge beer brewing tanks. It wasn't quick, he got out 4 times to go to the bathroom.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 12, 2013 09:01 PM (jt8G9)

414

Coke. More productive subject that way.

Posted by: RWC at October 13, 2013 12:57 AM (LpbKr)



No coke.  I can't afford the habit, and my problem is that I tend to overthink things until I get to my second cocktail.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:02 PM (lr3d7)

415 Cocaine is Gods way of saying "You have too much money!!"

Posted by: Robin Williams at October 12, 2013 09:03 PM (E7Iyp)

416 Aloha from yet another slow internet connection!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 12, 2013 09:04 PM (P5aCe)

417 Weirddave, you owe me a keyboard!

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 09:06 PM (gqEUi)

418 Mythbusters taking on Archimedes Mirror. I just want to plug my ears and yell 'na na na na' cause I don't think it's true,... But want it to be.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 09:09 PM (LpbKr)

419 Most mammals are placental mammals. Some are marsupials, and a very few are monotremes (platypus and echidna). All of the agree the Giants suck this year.

Posted by: eman at October 12, 2013 09:11 PM (AO9UG)

420 Mythbusters taking on Archimedes Mirror.


I just want to plug my ears and yell 'na na na na' cause I don't think it's true,...


But want it to be.

Posted by: RWC at October 13, 2013 01:09 AM (LpbKr)



Is this the third or fourth time that they've done this "myth"?  I remember when the cocksucker-in-chief "asked" them to try it for the third time.  I didn't watch another episode after that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:11 PM (lr3d7)

421 419 is that the FIRST time, or the time TFG had them redo it?

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:11 PM (E7Iyp)

422 The New England Lobsterman, Tom, and his wife Sadie went out to set lobster traps one fine New England day.
The day started out nice enough but soon, the weather turned foul. Waves start to kinking up, the boat rocks wildly. Tom tells Sadie to knock off setting the traps, we are going in. Sadie says "Just one more" and so she sets the trap, and Sadie, being kind of a largish woman, over the side she goes, along with the trap.
After his return, Tom tells the sheriff that his wife went over the side.  Didn't come up.
The sheriff says "Never mind, she will pop up in a week or so".
And so Tom went on about his lobster business. About a week later, just like the sheriff said, Sadie pops up. Tom looks her over.
After he came back in the sheriff asked "Tom, did Sadie pop up like I said?"
"Ayah" said Tom. "She pop up".
"Well, Tom, where is she? What ya do with 'er?" asked the sheriff.
"Wot I do with her? Wot I do with her?" exclaimed Tom.
"I pull her up, and Sadie is just covered with lobsters" says Tom, "Covered!"
"And they was all full gauge keepers! FULL GAUGE KEEPERS!" said Tom.
"And wot ya do with her?" asked the sheriff.
"Well, hell" said Tom "I just set her on the traps again and threw her back!"

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 09:13 PM (k3O9f)

423 Mythbusters taking on Archimedes Mirror. Didn't they try that three times? Including once after consulting with Barky, who urged them, with that giant Marxist-steeped brain of his, to use more people, then it's sure to work!

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 12, 2013 09:13 PM (lRzru)

424 They're in the bottom of the ninth now, with the Tigers' fifth pitcher, Benoit. Ohh, I've heard of that guy. Know what he's got in his cup? Benoit balls.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 12, 2013 09:13 PM (jt8G9)

425 421 I didn't mind it so much. They said they covered it in every way they could think of, but they'd give it a try for the idgit.

Made him look like the clueless corksocker that he is at the end!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:13 PM (E7Iyp)

426 Fuck, why the hell did JEF get involved? 2nd or 3rd time. Coupled with Hellboy's Fist Slam. Seriously, why was TFG involved?

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 09:14 PM (LpbKr)

427 I got to go to bed, should have gone 90 minutes ago. I'm at least planning to get up 6ish and head down to DC for the million vet march to free the memorials. 'Nite all.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 12, 2013 09:15 PM (jt8G9)

428 427 why is he interrupting every Super Bowl?

He's full of himself, and thinks everyone needs more of his face. Like any dictator would.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:16 PM (E7Iyp)

429 429 427 why is he interrupting every Super Bowl? He's full of himself, and thinks everyone needs more of his face. Like any dictator would. Posted by: JarvisW at October 13, 2013 01:16 AM (E7Iyp) Oh, i know that. But what the hell was the reasoning they gave for him being there. And, the only reason Kari Byron isn't my wife is the vegan thing.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 09:18 PM (LpbKr)

430 No explanation, except he thought he was smarter than they were. I'm surprised he let it air, being proved wrong... AGAIN...

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:20 PM (E7Iyp)

431 Cats are great.  They are the best!  And they'll survive quite handsomely when the world ends.  Also, my tabby said to say that she's totally not dictating this, and I'm not going to get slashes.  Cats are the best ever.

Posted by: Null at October 12, 2013 09:21 PM (xjpRj)

432 And yeah, Kari is hot. And she dosen't mind shooting guns, so she may be convertible later..

BTW, Jessi Combs, the gal that replaced her during maternity leave, just set the Land Speed Record for women. Broke like 440 on one pass iirc.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:22 PM (E7Iyp)

433 Holy shit! If reading this chick's twitter feed doesn't make you feel smarter... What a complete fucking prototypical liberal. https://twitter.com/anatosaurus

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 12, 2013 09:25 PM (DmNpO)

434 Most mammals are placental mammals. Some are marsupials, and a very few are monotremes (platypus and echidna). All of the agree the Giants suck this year. Posted by: eman at October 13, 2013 01:11 AM (AO9UG) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

Posted by: The Mammalian Hat at October 12, 2013 09:25 PM (Vk2pI)

435 Also, my tabby said to say that she's totally not dictating this, and I'm not going to get slashes. Cats are the best ever. wink, wink, nudge, nudge ! Say no more !

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 09:25 PM (KoFMU)

436 And, the only reason Kari Byron isn't my wife is the vegan thing.

Posted by: RWC at October 13, 2013 01:18 AM (LpbKr)



If she's a vegan, then she's probably a progtard, and unfortunately I can keep my dick in her mouth 24/7 to shut her up.

So, no.  Fuck the progressives.  They're the enemy.  They're subhuman.  Fuck them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:25 PM (lr3d7)

437 433 And yeah, Kari is hot. And she dosen't mind shooting guns, so she may be convertible later.. BTW, Jessi Combs, the gal that replaced her during maternity leave, just set the Land Speed Record for women. Broke like 440 on one pass iirc. Posted by: JarvisW at October 13, 2013 01:22 AM (E7Iyp) The blonde welder?

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 09:26 PM (q7ots)

438 OK, the guy's wife goes over the side of the boat and he sets her for lobster again. Funny, no?

I usually take 20 minutes to tell this joke....

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 09:28 PM (k3O9f)

439 The short one from a coupla years ago, not the skinny one with the tattoos from the first couple seasons..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:28 PM (E7Iyp)

440 Waiting for that cocksucker to appear on Pawn Stars to see how much he can get for The Constitution. Of course Rick will get away with paying $100 bucks for it. No fault on Rick. If I had seen that sucker coming through the door I would retire.

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 09:29 PM (LpbKr)

441 I usually take 20 minutes to tell this joke....

Posted by: navybrat at October 13, 2013 01:28 AM (k3O9f)



Yeah, the 20 minute version is probably funnier.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:29 PM (lr3d7)

442 71 On the way west on I-40 today, there were people on an overpass near Raleigh waving American flags, and anti-Obama banners. The one that caught my eye said 'Fire the Liar'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 12, 2013 10:22 PM (aDwsi)



We passed one such overpass in rural Oregon, on I-5 north of Eugene.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 12, 2013 09:29 PM (P5aCe)

443 439 Takin the shaggy dog out for a walk

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:29 PM (E7Iyp)

444 CarolT: I feel so bad for you. My brothers are both Dems and yet - I would be devestated if I lost them. Especially my younger one, who has small children. The one that would really kill me though, is my older sister, who is my best friend. I would survive my brothers' death, but I can't imagine life without my big sis. I selfishly hope that I go first.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 12, 2013 09:30 PM (R3gO3)

445 NDH-  people like that make me wonder if we will ever be one Country again.  TFG guy hasn't helped.  Makes me sad but also resolute.  Those fuckers won't have a chance if shit goes sideways.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 09:31 PM (gqEUi)

446

We passed one such overpass in rural Oregon, on I-5 north of Eugene. Posted by: cthulhu at October 13, 2013 01:29 AM (P5aCe)

 

Wow. Isn't that deep blue country?

Posted by: Donna V. at October 12, 2013 09:33 PM (R3gO3)

447 Over thirty years and I still have to play Daddy to the little hooligans. I'd say when does it stop, but my 93yo mother says it doesn't. Ever seen Mr Hobbs takes a vacation? Stewart had it easy. You know how you never want to drink when you're on duty or on call? Bruce Banner voice: I'll tell you my secret - I'm always on call. And you wouldn't like me when I'm Daddy. or.. something. Somebody hoist one for me tonight. Tell me the horde is happy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 12, 2013 09:34 PM (crLRi)

448 Wow. Isn't that deep blue country?

Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 01:33 AM (R3gO3)



Rural Oregon is red.  The problem is that they don't have the numbers to counter the electoral influence of Portland and the surrounding areas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:35 PM (lr3d7)

449 OK, the guy's wife goes over the side of the boat and he sets her for lobster again. Funny, no?

I usually take 20 minutes to tell this joke....

Posted by: navybrat at October 13, 2013 01:28 AM (k3O9f)



Just go ahead and tell it already. I got the next twenty minutes open.

Posted by: cm9000 at October 12, 2013 09:35 PM (3qZbZ)

450 I'll drink my last one for ya mindful, it never does end.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 09:37 PM (gqEUi)

451 " I got the next twenty minutes open."

@423.
Read slowly, with a Maine accent.

Posted by: navybrat at October 12, 2013 09:37 PM (k3O9f)

452 NDH- people like that make me wonder if we will ever be one Country again. TFG guy hasn't helped. Makes me sad but also resolute. Those fuckers won't have a chance if shit goes sideways. *** It's scary. There is a shit-ton of weapons-grade stupidity in this country.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 12, 2013 09:39 PM (DmNpO)

453 450 its @423

I think I'm gonna spend some time in the garage with the possum, skunk, and dads car.

Removing the front end on his 93 Del Sol. We decided to redo the entire suspension when the engine died, just shy of 300k. Engine is at the machine shop, so I gotta get busy and replace all the other crap.

Back in an hr or so if anyones alive

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 09:39 PM (E7Iyp)

454 157 hi all
just saying hi from Applebee's
going home soon, but just checking in with the AoS peeps

Posted by: chemjeff at October 12, 2013 10:55 PM (cnS/d)



Chemjeff LIVES!!!



The world is now a slightly cheerier place.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 12, 2013 09:41 PM (P5aCe)

455 Replace away, JarvisW ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 09:41 PM (KoFMU)

456 I lived for a few years in an apartment in an old mansion across the street from the park.


My best friend (a woman) was best friends with RuPaul. The tales I could tell.

Quelle Co-inky-dink....I remember that mansion, lived off 8th & Argonne from 82-85 ish...partied once or twice with the front man for Wee Wee Pole

Posted by: bill-o at October 12, 2013 09:43 PM (AWwDY)

457

Whenever I need a good laugh, I scan the Darwin Awards web site. 

 

*here, hold my beer*

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 09:43 PM (gqEUi)

458 #435

I was expecting this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXD7YOoHpAs

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 09:45 PM (kcfmt)

459 #449

You could say the same about CA. Saw off a ten mile wide slice of coastline and the state would flip politically.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 09:47 PM (kcfmt)

460 chemjeff lives.. and he's at Applebee's. I think this is where I came in, many moons back.

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 12, 2013 09:48 PM (pK8nF)

461 Two words: Avalanche Sharks I didn't think it was possible but it looks like a movie even better than Sharknado! It looks like it could possibly be the best movie of ALL TIME.

Posted by: crosspatch at October 12, 2013 09:52 PM (J7Iw1)

462 You could say the same about CA. Saw off a ten mile wide slice of coastline and the state would flip politically. Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 01:47 AM (kcfmt) Same with Illinois. Even keeping Springfuck, outside Shitcago? We're Red.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at October 12, 2013 09:53 PM (N1hDG)

463 coke vat, beer vat, lobster trap... Grampaw ran a cement plant - met a guy whose great-uncle died in the big vats. Infidel: tips hat Well, momma's in her kerchief and i'm in my cap. I'll just settle down for a long winter's... CAT! NO! DON'T! ARRGH!...

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 12, 2013 09:54 PM (3ky+E)

464 Ok, I don't fucking care what anyone thinks, I've got Pandora on a station based on Mary Chapin Carpenter and the results so far have been very nice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 09:56 PM (lr3d7)

465 Sharknado is at Redbox. Please SMOD, come now!

Posted by: RWC at October 12, 2013 09:57 PM (LpbKr)

466 chemjeff lives.. and he's at Applebee's. I think this is where I came in, many moons back. Posted by: mindful webworker - choose well yeah, but the question is not about his health status but whether or not he is getting laid; by a woman -human.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2013 10:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

467 A scene applicable for ages 8 through 84:

http://youtu.be/WYdomag291Q

Posted by: adams wretched be the peace fakers porn at October 12, 2013 10:00 PM (gQKHE)

468 A scene applicable for ages 8 through 84:

http://youtu.be/WYdomag291Q


Pretty much.  If you have the chance to kill a man, take it.  Worry about the rest later.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 12, 2013 10:03 PM (lr3d7)

469 it has been a little schizophrenic around here lately, some nights it is comments galore others obama voters fighting for a job.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 12, 2013 10:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

470 So, some forms of mental illness are a function of population density.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 10:08 PM (kcfmt)

471 Pretty much. If you have the chance to kill a man, take it. Worry about the rest later.>>

Just to clarify. I assume you mean that as It's a situational thing..Since random killing is bad.

Posted by: The Hickster at October 12, 2013 10:11 PM (okL9f)

472 Anybody still here?

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:12 PM (4Mwv/)

473

>>> Pretty much. If you have the chance to kill a man, take it. Worry about the rest later.

 

Kinda depends on the man.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:13 PM (4Mwv/)

474 Here's hoping ace is knee deep in hobo guts, doing a liver inventory.
 
Or whatever else floats his boat these days.
 
I tried to buy a pound of smack with my EBT card today, and the fucker was rejected. What is this world coming to?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 12, 2013 10:17 PM (cHZB7)

475 Bomber from Smackover  --
 
I have many relatives in that area. I spent quite a bit of time in that area in my youth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 12, 2013 10:19 PM (cHZB7)

476

Nice.  Still got an aunt and uncle there, we go back every now and then.  Been 20 years since I lived in Smackover, but it's still more home than anyplace else.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:22 PM (4Mwv/)

477 Hold Your Head Up... http://tinyurl.com/dhrfuk

Posted by: Argent at October 12, 2013 10:23 PM (Y1q56)

478 Still around for a bit, but distracted.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 12, 2013 10:23 PM (P5aCe)

479 Happy-ish Saturday Night + time zone/date line as appropriate ... maybe "Hi, Bomber!" would be better ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:24 PM (KoFMU)

480 Looking to make your potentially problematic dead bodies disappear -- become a Dem politician.
Poof. Gone.

That's what I said!

Posted by: zombie donald young at October 12, 2013 10:25 PM (i4xvM)

481 Recovering from a week of cleaning and painting ... another week to go ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:25 PM (KoFMU)

482 Hi Adriane!! 

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:26 PM (4Mwv/)

483 GnuBreed at October 13, 2013 02:17 AM (cHZB7) Was it black smack? Because ... raaaaacism!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:27 PM (KoFMU)

484 Hi Bomber ... enjoying the 1st World problems of painting the guest house for some upcoming guests ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:28 PM (KoFMU)

485 Still around for a bit, but distracted. Posted by: cthulhu at October 13, 2013 02:23 AM (P5aCe) interpsychicallydimensional porthole and a distracted elder god ... what could go wrong?

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:30 PM (KoFMU)

486 Every other commenter is weird.
The rest are just odd.

Posted by: DaveA at October 12, 2013 10:32 PM (DL2i+)

487 482 >> Recovering from a week of cleaning and painting ... another week to go ...
 
I usually take a few months off after AN HOUR of cleaning.
 
I believe in the dirt theory of immunity -- the more dirt you have, the tougher your immune system becomes. Mine can block bullets with its teeth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 12, 2013 10:33 PM (cHZB7)

488 I spat out a mouthful of Schaefer's on the bar!
No comment.

Posted by: dave letterman at October 12, 2013 10:33 PM (i4xvM)

489

GnuBreed, you know the stoplight in Smackover?  Totaled my first car close to there, 1989 or so.  (Actually, totalled my first car for the first time there; did it three more times after.)  Got stuck at the light by the homecoming parade.  Finally got to go, but just before the Ford place, old lady ran the stopsign.  She was in a '73 LTD, t-boned my '80 Citation.  Front bumper of that LTD weighed about as much as my whole car.  I bounced off an old F-100.  Think of that every time I drive through that intersection.  Fun times.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:34 PM (4Mwv/)

490 Oh boy, argent brings back some memories.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 10:37 PM (gqEUi)

491

>>> Every other commenter is weird.
The rest are just odd.

 

We've also all been accused of being fags.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:37 PM (4Mwv/)

492 GnuBreed at October 13, 2013 02:33 AM (cHZB7) newsletter! ...but if I actually followed that schedule the guests would be here before I cleaned the bathroom and that would be ... bad ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:37 PM (KoFMU)

493 We've also all been accused of being fags. But I don't smoke!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:39 PM (KoFMU)

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 10:39 PM (gqEUi)

495 ...but if I actually followed that schedule the guests would be here before I cleaned the bathroom and that would be ... bad ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 02:37 AM (KoFMU)




what, you don't have hotels where you live?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 12, 2013 10:39 PM (xa1/W)

496 490 >> She was in a '73 LTD...
 
aka, a tank. I never lived in Smackover myself, but I did spend time in El Dorado, Junction City, and a few places that I'm not even sure HAD names.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 12, 2013 10:40 PM (cHZB7)

497 So, some forms of mental illness are a function of population density. Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 02:08 AM (kcfmt) my family drives me nutz, so yeah ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:41 PM (KoFMU)

498 what, you don't have hotels where you live? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 13, 2013 02:39 AM (xa1/W) I ain't cleaning their damn bathrooms!!! They can hire a maid!

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at October 12, 2013 10:42 PM (KoFMU)

499

Funny thing was, the little bit of insurance we got bought us a '74 LTD.  Same color as the one that did the damage.  We put a trailer hitch on it and it took three of us (Dad, brother, me) to lift the back bumper.  Which was considerably smaller than the front one. 

 

I remember riding around with 8 people in that car.  Bench seats, front and rear.  I miss it, until I remember the MPGs it got.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:43 PM (4Mwv/)

500 We've also all been accused of being fags.

But I don't smoke!

 

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 02:39 AM

 

You don't know what you're missing out on. I smoke fags all the time. I like to have them in my mouth. I suck fags all day long. It's fantastic.

Posted by: otho at October 12, 2013 10:44 PM (9gNQd)

501

I can't do links on the work computer, but the wikipedia page for Smackover has a picture of the traffic light.

 

They used to have two like that, but the other one broke, so they replaced the light with a four-way stop.  But just attached the signs to the post that had held the light.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:45 PM (4Mwv/)

502 486 Still around for a bit, but distracted.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 13, 2013 02:23 AM (P5aCe)


interpsychicallydimensional porthole and a distracted elder god ... what could go wrong?

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 02:30 AM (KoFMU)



Say, what? Oh, sorry.....say, didn't you used to live in Peruvia with your *two* husbands and a shoggoth housemaid? I'm pretty sure I could put you back there if you wanted.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 12, 2013 10:45 PM (P5aCe)

503 Say, what? Oh, sorry.....say, didn't you used to live in Peruvia with your *two* husbands and a shoggoth housemaid? I'm pretty sure I could put you back there if you wanted. No need! Really, no need! I like my cornfield!!!! It's a Good Day!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:48 PM (KoFMU)

504 The heaviest car I owned was a '66 Pontiac Star Chief Executive. Its chrome weighed more than a Prius. Oh, and it had those cool rear fender skirts that you had to remove to even check the air in your tires.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 12, 2013 10:48 PM (cHZB7)

505 otho at October 13, 2013 02:44 AM (9gNQd) you do know that Andi Sullivan trolls this blog upon occasion .... or so I have been told, by some ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:49 PM (KoFMU)

506 I remember riding around with 8 people in that car. Bench seats, front and rear. I miss it, until I remember the MPGs it got.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 02:43 AM (4Mwv/)



73 Merc Marquis Brougham. We could really pack them in that car too, but it had the same MPG issues (429 motor). Sold it and got a Fiat 128 sedan. I really missed the Merc after getting into that Fiat, worlds apart but the Fiat got much better mileage. 'Course you could probably have fit the Fiat into the Merc's trunk...



Back to work now, later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 12, 2013 10:51 PM (xa1/W)

507 Our LTD had a 400.  Took it a while to get going, but it would go. 

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 10:53 PM (4Mwv/)

508 you do know that Andi Sullivan trolls this blog upon occasion ....

or so I have been told, by some ...

 

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 02:49 AM

 

Oh. I'd better shut up then. Don't want any misunderstanding. Although some dude called us all fags early on, I went and checked some man  on man porn action to make sure I wasn't gay. It was gross, but, oddly fascinating and made me feel tingly. So, definitely not a fag.

Posted by: otho at October 12, 2013 10:55 PM (9gNQd)

509 otho at October 13, 2013 02:55 AM (9gNQd) NTTAWWT!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:57 PM (KoFMU)

510 NTTAWWT!

 

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 02:57 AM

 

lol.

Posted by: otho at October 12, 2013 10:58 PM (9gNQd)

511 Good Night, GGE... take care, over there ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 10:58 PM (KoFMU)

512 Update: No skunks or possum tonight.

Had to stop at the tie rod and ball joints. Cant bang em to get them off without the neighbors hearing it...

NTTAWWT!!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:00 PM (E7Iyp)

513 so my 1st world problem is: is BMP 'Smoke Gray' different enough in color from 'Blackberry Wine' to justify repainting the floor? I'd swear that dingdang sampler had more blue in it. But a few throw rugs and prolly nobody would notice...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 11:01 PM (KoFMU)

514 JarvisW at October 13, 2013 03:00 AM (E7Iyp) put on some black leather & if "they" complain about the noise, lecture them on heteronormative oppression! as long as you don't live next to me at this time of night, we're good!

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 11:03 PM (KoFMU)

515 Lol. I'll bang on em tomorrow afternoon when everyone has their AC on and cant hear..

It shouldn't take but a few sharp hits to bust them loose.

And I need a new Leather Bomber jacket, but thats the only leather I've ever worn... In public at least... I think...

Oh, and my neighbor next to the garage is a Hospice (in a residental house, dont know how they slipped that by the HOA) so, I'd hate to wake the (near) dead

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:07 PM (E7Iyp)

516 Nice to see you GGE.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:07 PM (gqEUi)

517 GGE left

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:08 PM (E7Iyp)

518  so my 1st world problem is:

is BMP 'Smoke Gray' different enough in color from 'Blackberry Wine' to justify repainting the floor?

I'd swear that dingdang sampler had more blue in it.

But a few throw rugs and prolly nobody would notice...

 

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 03:01 AM

 

Not sure what you're attempting, but, I should imagine the black wine is red dominant while the smoke is blue dominant. Dunno.

 

Posted by: otho at October 12, 2013 11:08 PM (9gNQd)

519

>>> And I need a new Leather Bomber jacket,

 

Good choice.

 

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 11:10 PM (4Mwv/)

520 Never Been To Spain... http://tinyurl.com/54k5qs

Posted by: 3 Dog Night at October 12, 2013 11:12 PM (Y1q56)

521 lol Not sure if I want a black one like I had, or a brown one like Colonel Hogan's

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:17 PM (E7Iyp)

522 Happy Sunday morning-ish, Infidel ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 11:17 PM (KoFMU)

523 Brown, with the fur collar. Get the Navy version.

Posted by: Bomber at October 12, 2013 11:18 PM (4Mwv/)

524 Yeah, I like those too..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:19 PM (E7Iyp)

525

I figured he was already gone.  Trolling music in the other window.  Thunderstruck, and some other old stuff.

 

Wish I could figure out the mp3 player I got.  Oh well, kids will be back from vacation soon.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:21 PM (gqEUi)

526

I remember riding around with 8 people in that car. Bench seats, front and rear. I miss it, until I remember the MPGs it got.

 

Back then nobody gave a shit.

Posted by: harleycowboy at October 12, 2013 11:22 PM (+9AX9)

527 But I kinda like the music . . . . . .

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:23 PM (gqEUi)

528 I've never had a real MP3 player, but I did load some stuff on the phone when it got the feature. And I'm usually very tech savvy too lol

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:24 PM (E7Iyp)

529 Got a cheapie so I could load the podcasts, but, alas, not tech savvy.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:29 PM (gqEUi)

530 GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Goes Off on John McCain: He’s ‘Supported al-Qaeda’

Good for him! And I finnaly found a THIRD supporting message on McVain's Facebook page. Out of about 1500... He's gotta be proud of that

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:30 PM (E7Iyp)

531 if it's recognized by the computer, then it should be drag and drop.. unless its got proprietary software.. then who knows lol

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:31 PM (E7Iyp)

532 Well, I just finished up pounding out a dozen rants/posts that I will be unleashing in the following weeks. The s**t mentioned below got me into such a rant that I had to revise my post multiple times so that it could be mentioned in mixed companyÂ… http://tinyurl.com/mvltmsv

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)

533 #529

I use my old Blackberry as a low-end iPod. It lacked wi-fi but everything that didn't require a data or voice connection still works. If I have it on hand and need to write at length, it's keyboard is still leaps and bounds better than anything I've tried on my Galaxy SII. It has nowhere near enough internal memory for storing much content but it also has a microSD slot with a 16 GB card inserted.

I use it almost entirely for audio books. I could load up a bunch of music but whenever I get the urge for that in the car I prefer to not know what is coming next and maybe hear something unfamiliar. Like that Three Dog Night song linked just now. I know we had that album when I was a kid but I don't remember it at all.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 11:37 PM (kcfmt)

534 just reminds me that I have too many games on my iphone and my ipad to use the mp3 player

Posted by: The Dude at October 12, 2013 11:39 PM (vJdyz)

535 actually I should add that I've got a fuckton of photos on my ipad as well for inspiration when it comes to designing shit

Posted by: The Dude at October 12, 2013 11:40 PM (vJdyz)

536

The s**t mentioned below got me into such a rant that I had to revise my post multiple times so that it could be mentioned in mixed companyÂ…

 

 

You know what, fuck this planet, I want to get off.  Or, in the alternative, let's just nuke both coasts.  AAArrrrrggggghhhhh.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:41 PM (gqEUi)

537 I didn't think The Dude needed more space.. Just his carpet back..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:42 PM (E7Iyp)

538 Katy Perry's boobs and legs on SNL now.

http://tinyurl.com/23v8n7v

Posted by: bill-o at October 12, 2013 11:44 PM (AWwDY)

539 I didn't think The Dude needed more space.. Just his carpet back..

Posted by: JarvisW at October 13, 2013 03:42 AM (E7Iyp)


also need room for half and half and vodka

Posted by: The Dude at October 12, 2013 11:44 PM (vJdyz)

540 Epo - Listening to that song again.  Need to bring down the blood pressure.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:44 PM (gqEUi)

541 540 lol, and I just remembered it was the RUG.. and it really did bring the room together.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:46 PM (E7Iyp)

542 #533

I'm fascinated by the implication that fertility medicine can offer anything at all to a gay or lesbian couple when it comes to overcoming their essential inability to reproduce.

I have to wonder what these people think was the reason for the concept of marriage in the first place. What purpose does it serve for people that would never produce offspring without the aid of a third party and thus requiring significant planning rather being a side effect of 'doin' what comes naturally.' I've really had it up to here with this bullshit that it's so that a couple can publicly declare their love. You want to go public with your relationship? Take out an ad in the paper.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 11:47 PM (kcfmt)

543 well, it ate my brief review of A Wolf Among Us but gaming thread is finally done. Short one, only took me 2 and a half hours to do

Posted by: The Dude at October 12, 2013 11:47 PM (vJdyz)

544 Ah cool. I like those posts.

You see SWTOR announced off the rails Space expansion? PVP only but hopefully that will change. I really liked SWG/JTL and XvT back in the day.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:49 PM (E7Iyp)

545 Ah cool. I like those posts.

You see SWTOR announced off the rails Space expansion? PVP only but hopefully that will change. I really liked SWG/JTL and XvT back in the day.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 13, 2013 03:49 AM (E7Iyp)


only a year and a half late

Posted by: The Dude at October 12, 2013 11:50 PM (vJdyz)

546 The Political Hat at October 13, 2013 03:33 AM (Vk2pI) Deep Breath ... Deep Breath ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Posted by: Adriane... at October 12, 2013 11:50 PM (KoFMU)

547 totally agree. It should have launched with it.

They should have just bought JTL from Sony lol

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:51 PM (E7Iyp)

548

Ran outta beer.  Got out some wine,  mama told me not to come, that no way to have fun.

Posted by: Infidel at October 12, 2013 11:51 PM (gqEUi)

549 Some one knockin' at the door? Some body ringin' the bell ...

Posted by: Adriane is completely clueless on certain concepts ... at October 12, 2013 11:53 PM (KoFMU)

550 Mother Freedom... http://tinyurl.com/9c34dyr

Posted by: Bread at October 12, 2013 11:53 PM (Y1q56)

551 Wings? Really?

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:54 PM (E7Iyp)

552 #535

Well, that is one reason for my longstanding refusal to buy anything from Apple. They have some sort of bug up their ass about storage expansion, as if they might not make that next billion as soon if people can easily use content that didn't come through Apple's store.

I also wouldn't buy Google and Amazon's tablets for the same reason.

If I wa forced to use Aple gear for some reason I'd immediately be looking to buy one of those Wi-Fi NAS drives with their own battery. A portable TB of capacity when you have to spend time someplace with no connectivity.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 11:55 PM (kcfmt)

553 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 03:50 AM (KoFMU) Sooo using that.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 11:57 PM (Vk2pI)

554 Yeah, I grew up loving Apple and the Steves. My childhood heros with Bushnell and Lord British lol.

But then they fired Woz, and got all proprietary on everything, and I could build PCs for 1/3rd the cost, so I never looked back.

I'm also not going to get a google tablet, or whatever, and may not do another droid either.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 12, 2013 11:58 PM (E7Iyp)

555 I've got to put in some time on the new treadmill and study the docs for the work I'll be doing next week. Only a two day job prepping stores for the holiday load but it's something.

I check back in a couple hours for any other insomniacs.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 12, 2013 11:58 PM (kcfmt)

556 Deep Breath ... Deep Breath ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c Oh well, at there are uncensored NSFW alleged pics of the Shanghai StreakerÂ… http://tinyurl.com/lal2bl2

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 12, 2013 11:58 PM (Vk2pI)

557 only things I use and like from Apple are the iphones and ipads. Though I do have to admit that the main reason I bought a 5S is because I'm really tied into the ecosystem other wise I was planning on going with a Lumia 1020

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2013 12:01 AM (vJdyz)

558 The insomnia is driving me mad.

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 12:04 AM (gqEUi)

559 559 Dont drive angry!

Posted by: Bill Murry at October 13, 2013 12:04 AM (E7Iyp)

560 decent shirt

http://bit.ly/168IWsB

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2013 12:05 AM (vJdyz)

561 The pic with the sunglasses is the best.. And its a good excuse when caught staring.. "I like... um...liberty, yeah LIBERTY! TOO!!!"

Posted by: Bill Murry at October 13, 2013 12:07 AM (E7Iyp)

562 oops, sock

Posted by: JarvisW at October 13, 2013 12:08 AM (E7Iyp)

563 Some 6? hours later, finally got this place under control.  Hope the horde had a good night.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 13, 2013 12:15 AM (sQ0LB)

564

Hi Conservative Crank.  I lurk all week, just can't sleep. tonight.  Looks like everyone else hit the hay.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe7yOccqdxI

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 12:28 AM (gqEUi)

565 CC - are you in the Dessert SW, cause there have been more sirens today than I've heard in a very long time?

Posted by: Adriane is completely clueless on certain concepts ... at October 13, 2013 12:28 AM (KoFMU)

566 JarvisW at October 13, 2013 03:54 AM (E7Iyp) It's a mash! Someone's knocking at the door {I'm looking for my girlfriend She's passed out on the floor} is from Momma Told Me Not to Come - 3 Dog Night Some body ringing the bell <- Wings ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 12:30 AM (KoFMU)

567 AH lol. The best one I've seen so far is Can't Stand- The Sultans of Swing.

Posted by: JarvisW at October 13, 2013 12:32 AM (E7Iyp)

568 I'm in God's Country, OH--about 30 minutes from the WV border.  Of the 20-odd patients I've seen in the ED so far tonight, maybe a third of them had a need for any emergency treatment or even evaluation.  The rest are--well, what I can probably expect to see a lot more of under Obamacare.  People who don't have or won't get a family doctor, people who want narcotics, and people who plain don't give a sh*t because, hey, they aren't paying for it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 13, 2013 12:33 AM (sQ0LB)

569 Warm washcloth over the eyes may help w/insomnia ... I crashed after the 2nd coat of paint, so I'm up for a few more minutes anyway... Starting to fade ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 12:34 AM (KoFMU)

570 Conservative Crank at October 13, 2013 04:33 AM (sQ0LB) Stay sane ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 12:36 AM (KoFMU)

571 night Adriane

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 13, 2013 12:43 AM (sQ0LB)

572 Good Night, all ... Some pretty pics ... http://www.mymodernmet.com/ profiles/blogs/12-colossal-congregation-animals remove {CR} after .com/

Posted by: Adriane... at October 13, 2013 12:44 AM (KoFMU)

573 I check back in a couple hours for any other insomniacs. Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:58 AM (kcfmt) Oh no not me!

Posted by: Merovign , Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at October 13, 2013 12:53 AM (qyfb5)

574 Night all. Here is "Victim of Changes" from Judas Priest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSU1W0ZUmQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 13, 2013 01:02 AM (Vk2pI)

575 This ain't no PBS pledge drive, but here's Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby":

http://youtu.be/ANy4x3wgTSA

Posted by: adams ephemeral porn at October 13, 2013 01:12 AM (gQKHE)

576

 

Thanks for the JP song.  Got lost for a bit.  Listened to Night Moves by Bob Seager and stumbled upon the memorial vid of an old friend/boy friend.  Didn't realize his sister put some much of him on you tube.  I sure miss that fucker.  Then stumbled on a vid of the annual toy run. 
We have been doing that for over 20 yrs and it took the cops and regs to totes fuck it up. 

 

/rant off

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 01:13 AM (gqEUi)

577

Prolly my favorite song-

 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k2vg63m

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 01:40 AM (gqEUi)

578 Vic, you out there or am I willow this morning?

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 01:53 AM (gqEUi)

579 little early for Vic yet, give it another 30-40 minutes.  Though it is Sunday, so he may be taking it easy.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 13, 2013 01:59 AM (sQ0LB)

580 I may not last that long.  Finally starting to fade,  At least the sun doesn't come  up here for a few hours.  How are you CC?

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 02:12 AM (gqEUi)

581 Somebody's gotta bring this full circle.

Fags.

Posted by: adams TWD's Beth in less than 15 hours! porn at October 13, 2013 02:16 AM (gQKHE)

582 I suppose that  with all of the science shut down, along with everything else, that it would be a really good time for a comet or an asteroid to sneak up on us and do a little ethnic cleansing. hurry, please.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 13, 2013 02:20 AM (RqHWH)

583

over and out.

Posted by: Infidel at October 13, 2013 02:29 AM (gqEUi)

584 So, you're probably all wondering why I've called you here. Thing is, I don't know either.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 02:51 AM (kcfmt)

585 How

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586 many

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587 posts

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588 do

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596 benighted

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598 for

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599 a

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600 Saturday

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602 ONT

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605 over

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607 line

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609 the virtual

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610 Holy

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612 achieved

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614 exceeding

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615 six

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:02 AM (kcfmt)

616 hundred

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:02 AM (kcfmt)

617 and sixty-six

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:02 AM (kcfmt)

618 comments.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:02 AM (kcfmt)

619 The one word per post idea is defeated by what I'm guessing is a duplicate post filter put in place by Pixy.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:03 AM (kcfmt)

620 No good deed

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:04 AM (kcfmt)

621 goes unpunished

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:04 AM (kcfmt)

622 The answer's probably either really high or really low. Ummmmmm... is it a million?

Posted by: otho at October 13, 2013 03:04 AM (9gNQd)

623 I suppose.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:04 AM (kcfmt)

624 But the quest

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:05 AM (kcfmt)

625 Keep trying.  You'll make it.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 03:05 AM (4Mwv/)

626 must continue

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627 regardless

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628 of whether

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629 I really

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635 meaningless

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:06 AM (kcfmt)

636 You'd get there twice as fast if you quit putting two words in each post.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 03:07 AM (4Mwv/)

637 challenge

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644 resist.

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645 This is how

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646 I shall

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:08 AM (kcfmt)

647 make my mark

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648 kill a hooker

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649 upon the world

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650 and be utterly

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:09 AM (kcfmt)

651 I hope you have something cool in mind for the magic number.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 03:09 AM (4Mwv/)

652 forgotten

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654 a moment

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656 passing.

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657 So close.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 03:10 AM (4Mwv/)

658 It seems I

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:10 AM (kcfmt)

659 am cursed

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660 to live

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661 in interesting times

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:11 AM (kcfmt)

662 and bear witness

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:11 AM (kcfmt)

663 to the greatest

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:12 AM (kcfmt)

664 fall in

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:12 AM (kcfmt)

665 human history.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:12 AM (kcfmt)

666 feel better now?

Posted by: bill-o at October 13, 2013 03:13 AM (AWwDY)

667

I do.  Glad to know we made it.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 03:13 AM (4Mwv/)

668

Now, can we make it to 1000?

 

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2013 03:14 AM (4Mwv/)

669 There you go. I bet you thought you'd never amount to anything?

Posted by: otho at October 13, 2013 03:14 AM (9gNQd)

670 I can at least claim to be the kind of accomplished person who has nothing better to do on a late Saturday night than Stupid Comment Tricks on an antiquated site.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 03:17 AM (kcfmt)

671 You have earned a bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: otho at October 13, 2013 03:19 AM (9gNQd)

672 How long until a morning thread do you figure?

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 13, 2013 03:33 AM (a6O1A)

673 not soon enough, this one is getting a bit gamey!

Posted by: bill-o at October 13, 2013 03:35 AM (AWwDY)

674 Good morning. I see we just had one of the Great Moments in Commenting. Must've been what woke me up.

Posted by: mindful webworker - choose at October 13, 2013 03:37 AM (rMZgH)

675 463 You could say the same about CA. Saw off a ten mile wide slice of coastline and the state would flip politically. Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 01:47 AM (kcfmt) Same with Illinois. Even keeping Springfuck, outside Shitcago? We're Red. Maryland too. Except for the DC subs and Baltimore, we're redder than Russia. The divide in this country is urban/rural more than anything else.

Posted by: Weirddave at October 13, 2013 03:56 AM (jt8G9)

676 Where I live in Southern California, a few miles north of Six Flags Magic Mountain, isn't even especially rural. But we have a GOP congressman, Buck McKeon. Heck, we even have a good chunk of the film and TV industry in the area but it is nearly all below the line folks who manage not to be union drones.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 04:13 AM (kcfmt)

677 Best Buy has a 500 GB bus powered USB 3.0 drive for $35. Pretty good if you have the need.
http://tinyurl.com/klam74g

Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2013 04:16 AM (kcfmt)

678 678 That's a good price. I paid $90 or better for similar ones a couple years back.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at October 13, 2013 04:25 AM (a6O1A)

679 Not sure if anyone posted this yet, but a little civil disobedience took place yesterday at the Lincoln Memorial. Nice.
http://tiny.cc/gl9v4w

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 13, 2013 05:12 AM (TPimP)

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