September 13, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (13 Sep 2013)
— CDR M

Oh crap, it's Friday the 13th! Whatever. Why people think Friday the 13th is unlucky. Meh. I love me some Friday's.

Hellacious Rainfall

A lot of talk about the Colorado deluge being "biblical" or "1000 year event" and that looks like it is true for that specific area based on historical data. However, the greatest 24-hr deluge in the U.S. occured July 24-25, 1979 in Alvin, TX. 43 inches of rain fell in 24 hours back then. Regardless, I hope any morons that are in the area are safe.

Operation Enduring Clusterfuck

U.S. spending roughly $27 million a week to keep the extra ships on watch. I guess with day two of the Russian/Syria chemical weapons talks going no where, the White House wants to keep up pressure on Syria but is it really keeping pressure on when Congress and the Senate have basically said no? I would have to think that Syria is pretty confident the U.S. will not strike, especially when you think about Assad's deamman switch.

The Russian arrangement is not yet official and may be Assad’s play for time. The chemical weapons are potentially more powerful against the US than rebels. Likely, a reality causing Secretaries Kerry and Hagel to eschew the term “regime change” is that the danger of Syria’s chemical weapons (CW) to the US increases as Assad teeters. Though rightfully loathed, Assad and his men secure their CW and have so far resisted handing party favors to associates.

With more and more reports coming out about the true nature of the Syrian rebels, leaving Assad in power would seem prudent. For now.

Oh, and the WaPo can't count. It's $33 million based on the numbers in the article. There are 4 destroyers not 1.
Image h/t.

Health Food Choices Act

One would think Michelle O would be for this but I suspect she isn't. It would seem to be right in her wheelhouse. If one actually believed anything she said. GOP bill blocks food stamp users from buying junk food.

A 2012 study found that food stamps enable about $2 billion worth of junk food purchases each year, and that more than half of all SNAP benefits are used to buy sugary drinks.

Dragoncon Cosplay

The Coming Ice Age 70's Style

It sure does feel like the 70's again. The economy sucks. Employment sucks. Our foreign policy is a mess. With arctic ice expanding 1 million square miles more than last year, it is a perfect time to relive The 1970s global cooling scare.

Question Of The Day

So after seeing what happened with the rodeo clown, is robbing a bank while wearing an Obama mask a hate crime?

E-Cigs

I'm sure the politicians will continue to try and get these things banned or try to start to tax the shit out of them. E-cigs as effective as patches in helping smokers quit. Actually, they are a tad bit more effective according to the article. I know they worked for me and many that I know to kick the analog habit.

The results showed that the percentage of e-cigarette quitters was highest, at 7.3%, compared with 5.8% of the nicotine patches users, and 4.1% of the placebo e-cigarette users.

Dog Video

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1 Good night

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 13, 2013 05:59 PM (MnSla)

2

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

3 So close Peaches.  So close.

Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:00 PM (OJvfL)

4 dammit, you are so evil, Joe . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

5 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (DCC9P)

6 It wouldn't fry my ass so much if he even hung around and played with us, but he doesn't.  Srsly, as much as I am partial to fat men, Joe is officially dead to me now.  Although, he makes me a sammich, we would have room for negotiation on that. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

7 John McCain coming up on Greta. I hope she asks him about his statement that this might be his last term.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (DmNpO)

8 Hi, Alton!!!  How you doin'?  Happy Friday!

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

9 I hope she asks him about his statement that this might be his last term.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 10:01 PM (DmNpO)


Yes it will.  He'll be Hillary's running mate.

Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:02 PM (OJvfL)

10 Bob Beckel said those ships would have been at sea anyway so it doesn't cost anything extra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 06:04 PM (NELfC)

11 What up?

Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:04 PM (doBIb)

12 DUDE! What is the problem with reloading? It is very slow.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:05 PM (DmNpO)

13 Bob Beckel said those ships would have been at sea anyway so it doesn't cost anything extra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr


Bob Beckel says he can still see his dick.

Bob Beckel says a lot of things.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (le71m)

14 My local gun forum has been down since 4PM. Friday the 13th is alive and real.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

15 Darn it. I think the internet is conspiring with my children to convince me that we need a dog. The clumsy dog video just may win---no longer being the most awkward mammal in the house does sound appealing.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (GmTxn)

16 hey, Peaches   Happy Friday to you as well.


Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (DCC9P)

17 so, did y'all see that Califuckinfornia has now decided to grant drivers license to illegals (not seeing a huge rush to the dmv there, the whole thing is so stupid) and raised the minimum wage to $10 an hour, so now your fry cook has a choice between McDonald's and an entry level position in a law firm. 


Srsly, just kill me now . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

18

There is a catchy tune about it being Friday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:07 PM (0axsw)

19 so, did y'all see that Califuckinfornia has now decided to grant drivers license to illegals (not seeing a huge rush to the dmv there, the whole thing is so stupid) and raised the minimum wage to $10 an hour, so now your fry cook has a choice between McDonald's and an entry level position in a law firm. *** And will allow non-physicians perform abortions

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (DmNpO)

20 Well, when I was eight, I broke my leg on a Friday the 13th...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (ItfcE)

21 The Cali legislature will succeed in perfecting Human Nature through their wise actions.

Posted by: Cretin *burps* "That is some dam' fine Soylent green!" at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (xdqW8)

22 What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue.

Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (ATKsf)

23 Not clumsy -- he was pushed: http://goo.gl/pqacXa

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (WdWRd)

24 What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue. *** heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (DmNpO)

25 The Cali legislature will succeed in perfecting Human Nature through their wise actions.

***

The Big One can't come soon enough.

Posted by: cool arrow at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (WMsq+)

26 22 What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue. Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (ATKsf) Chihuahua?

Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (doBIb)

27  It would cost $4 extra per smartphone to make them in the U.S.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (0axsw)

28 What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue.

Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (ATKsf)


A Peruvian Pugilator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (8Fl6F)

29 What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue.
Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM


It's a short-haired Welsh Wrestler.  They're great with kids

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (DCC9P)

30 Listening to McCain try and insult Putin, I can't wait for his op-ed in Pravda to appear. What a joke.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (DmNpO)

31 I do like this business of no junk food for food stamp types. Seems to me that if you put yourself under government custody, you should have to consume every PC notion there is. It's the modern equivalent of shame, which people like us feel when taking handouts. For the same reason, I strongly endorse the "no smoking in prison" rule. If you want to smoke like a free man, behave like a free man.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (bKA83)

32

What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue.

 

Catahoula

Posted by: Sandra Flukegarrett at September 13, 2013 06:12 PM (vLh0X)

33 What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue.>>

Canis Familiaris

Posted by: Science Guy at September 13, 2013 06:12 PM (TsPJM)

34 grosssockOFF

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 06:12 PM (vLh0X)

35 31 No ass raping in prison.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:12 PM (0axsw)

36 @22 Except for the boxing gear, I'd say it's a zambini. Idk, tho', the AKC started effing around with 'em so now I can't tell them from  those dogues des canarias.
Yer better off with a breed the AKC hasn't "perfected", yet, like Border Collies or Black-mouthed Curs.
If you want to take your dog for a walk and pick up little boys in the park for bacha bazi, get a Portuguese water Dog.

Posted by: Cretin *burps* at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (xdqW8)

37 Dog falling asleep into puddle is hilarious

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (8Prb7)

38 For the same reason, I strongly endorse the "no smoking in prison" rule. If you want to smoke like a free man, behave like a free man.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 10:10 PM (bKA83)


In Califuckinfornia they recently went on a (largely bogus) "hunger strike."  You know what they wanted?  Like 200 channels of premium tee vee . . . Srsly, you guys, it's a wonder I don't drink more than I do. 


which reminds me . . . brb . . . anybody need a can o' cheap swill?

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (8lmkt)

39

No ass raping in prison.

 

 

Part pooper.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (vLh0X)

40 cum canum caestus Someone asked what kind of dog that was.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)

41 Saw a little clip of the new American Horror Story. A bunch of chicks with witches hats.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (WdWRd)

42 No ass raping in prison.


Part pooper. Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM


I thought the technical term was "butt pirating"?

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (DCC9P)

43 No they should give prison inmates as much free tobacco as they desire; the rankest, most addictive, carcinogenic tobacco that can be found. And up to 99 dollars' worth of free medical care every year, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (8Fl6F)

44 In late August 2010 Putin shot darts from a crossbow at a gray whale off Kamchatka Peninsula coast as part of an eco-tracking effort, while balancing on a rubber boat in the sea.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (8sCoq)

45 Six years in an isocube!

Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (doBIb)

46 Part pooper.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM (vLh0X)


I don't know this for sure, but I believe they use the whole pooper for that.  Again, I'm not certified in this.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

47 I do like this business of no junk food for food stamp types.>>

It used to be that way in the late 70s. No pop was allowed. 15 cent Kool Aid packets were allowed though so the Moms would send their kids through the line first since they each would get the change back from the $1 food stamp. Pretty sure the change went for booze not pop since we could see the liquor store from the cash registers.

Posted by: Science Guy at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (TsPJM)

48 In July 2010 Putin appeared at a Bikers festival in Sevastopol riding a Harley-Davidson tricycle; the high council of Russian bikers movements unanimously voted him into a Hells Angel rank with the nickname of Abaddon. Putin's associations with motorcycle gangs led to him being accidentally placed on a blacklist of banned people in Finland.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (8sCoq)

49 @44 I heard he can write the Lord's Prayer on the head of a pin-- in effin' Russian, Dood!

Posted by: Cretin *burps* at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (xdqW8)

50 Yeah, I got the spacing and lost the 'y'.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (vLh0X)

51 45 Six years in an isocube! Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 10:15 PM (doBIb) No, TWENTY years!

Posted by: Judge Dredd at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (Dsds2)

52 They have TV's in prison on those LIV news channels no one watches.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (0axsw)

53 "It sure does feel like the 70's again. The economy sucks. Employment sucks."

The big difference is that I'm not a teenager in high school like back then...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (ItfcE)

54 is robbing a bank while wearing an Obama mask a hate crime? Whether it's Obama or an Obama mask, shouldn't expect to get robbed?

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2013 06:19 PM (FcR7P)

55 Pretty strong stance for a Republican to actually propose not allowing junk food to be purchased with food stamps. Now do we have a legislator with the cojones to rename the bill the Let's Move Healthy Eating Act and attribute the inspiration to Michelle? Republicans need to lighten up and fight dirty.

Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2013 06:19 PM (P85Pz)

56 How do e-cigs help you quit?

You're still getting nicotine and are still addicted.

Yes, you're not getting tar and other shit, I don't see how it help you quit.  Is it that it is less enjoyable?o.

I did cold turkey 30 years ag

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2013 06:19 PM (AYOav)

57 Oh so it purports to be THE American Horror Story, meaning the plight of the homeless will never be revealed

Posted by: dmataconis at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (8Prb7)

58 Good evening morons! Watching a good (so far) movie and drinking tequila.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

59 Years ago, there was a grass roots org against giving licenses to illegals in CA. The group ended up on the SPLC hate group list. The progs also planned for the tax payer to subsidize car insurance for illegals, too.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (WdWRd)

60 "The big difference is that I'm not a teenager in high school like back then..." But the double knit polyester wear is still intact and snazzy?

Posted by: Phil at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (QzdcC)

61 10 Bob Beckel said those ships would have been at sea anyway so it doesn't cost anything extra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 10:04 PM

Kind of like Arianna Huffington's excuse for why she rides on private jets while scolding the rest of us about global warming

"It was going there anyway"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (/9IC1)

62 17 so, did y'all see that Califuckinfornia has now decided to grant drivers license to illegals (not seeing a huge rush to the dmv there, the whole thing is so stupid) and raised the minimum wage to $10 an hour, so now your fry cook has a choice between McDonald's and an entry level position in a law firm. The driver's license thing may have an upside. I know that seems impossible for those of you who live in America instead of California, but hear me out. In California, police permit illegals to evade DWI checkpoints in blatantly obvious ways. In California, illegals routinely run from hit and run situations, and are not pursued. I think this happens because the PTB are not willing to impose the required consequences f these acts. It's just possible that this ridiculous, rule-of-law defying action will bring these illegals into something more like the enforcement regimen that citizens have to endure.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (bKA83)

63 Now do we have a legislator with the cojones to rename the bill the Let's Move Healthy Eating Act and attribute the inspiration to Michelle? Republicans need to lighten up and fight dirty.

Amend it to the Let's Move Healthy Eating and Drink More Water Act.  Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2013 06:21 PM (k55Fc)

64 Good plan, FG ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 06:21 PM (8Prb7)

65 DragonCon cosplay: The Minion at 1:18 is my friend Alice.  She's already working on next year's costume.

Posted by: RNB at September 13, 2013 06:21 PM (1/fQ0)

66 level position in a law firm. Srsly, just kill me now . . . Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:06 PM (8lmkt) Also allowing illegals practice law and non-doctors preforming abortions.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 13, 2013 06:22 PM (mETGQ)

67 So to review:

Putin shoots whales and rides a Harley.

Obama has a pretty bike helmet.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:22 PM (8sCoq)

68 Let the EBT's eat that crap they are feeding the kids in school.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:22 PM (0axsw)

69 Food Stamps are for food processors

Posted by: tmitsss at September 13, 2013 06:22 PM (aVsJj)

70 My cousin quit smoking and quit using e-cigs over about three months. I'm still using the e-cigs but I've only had one real cigarette in seven months.

Posted by: Adam at September 13, 2013 06:23 PM (Aif/5)

71 I want a cool patch to sow onto my coveralls that says "IF YOU COME UP MY DRIVE WAY AND I DON'T KNOW YOU I WILL INJECT LEAD INTO YOUR FOREHEAD AT 3,500 FPS." The art work should depict a crow tearing into the carcass of an opposum.

Posted by: angel with a sword at September 13, 2013 06:23 PM (hpgw1)

72 56 You can adjust the nicotine down slowly without giving up the physical habit. Whatever works, though really---even keeping the nicotine in for years is better than smoking.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 13, 2013 06:23 PM (GmTxn)

73 How about the Let's Move Healthy Eating and Drink More Water and Plant More Arugula in Iowa and Plant Fake Vegetable Gardens Act?

Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2013 06:24 PM (P85Pz)

74 59 Years ago, there was a grass roots org against giving licenses to illegals in CA. The group ended up on the SPLC hate group list. The progs also planned for the tax payer to subsidize car insurance for illegals, too. Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 10:20 PM

I always loved the politicians justification for illegals driver licenses;

"They'll buy car insurance and we won't have so many uninsured motorists"

Right. They'll spend $3000 a year on insurance and start obeying laws rather than pay the first payment just to get the proof of insurance card

I'll bet the hacks think they'll stop drinking and driving too


Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:24 PM (/9IC1)

75 They don't play much defense in college.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:24 PM (0axsw)

76 Yes, the crazy is strong in CA.
Let's just take a look at some bills awaiting the signature of the gov, Jerry Brown.

Names the new bay span for Willie Brown.
Issues licenses to drive in CA to non citizens.
Requires background check for ammo purchase.
All centerfire guns that can fire multiple rounds either by magazine or tube are now "assault weapons". Owners will be felons overnight.
Allows abortions to be performed by persons other than an MD.

Hey, that is just for warm up.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (XlPzM)

77 Quitting smoking ain't easy . Eight years and counting for me .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (0iJzo)

78 Food stamps (SNAP) are good for Little Caesars Pizza now.

ItÂ’s a SNAP: 7-Eleven now marketing pizza with food stamp logo [photos]

http://bit.ly/1bf0tpn

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (TsPJM)

79 so, did y'all see that Califuckinfornia has now decided to grant drivers license to illegals (not seeing a huge rush to the dmv there, the whole thing is so stupid) Srsly, just kill me now . . . Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:06 PM (8lmkt) The only thing that's really gonna change is that the illegals won't have to use their stolen SSNs for the DL. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (MBqvE)

80

Kind of like Arianna Huffington's excuse for why she rides on private jets while scolding the rest of us about global warming

"It was going there anyway"

 

 

 

There was a blonde making a commotion at the ticket counter last week because she wanted an upgrade to first class for her flight to L.A.

 

She relaxed after the ticket agent told her that first class wasn't going to L.A., only coach.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (DHQv9)

81 a blacklist of banned people in Finland.

I really can't see that being a problem for anyone . . . no disrespect to Finland and all, but why would anyone care?

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

82 You can adjust the nicotine down slowly without giving up the physical habit. Whatever works, though really---even keeping the nicotine in for years is better than smoking. Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone
.........
Theoretically.  There has been no long-term studies on the effects of inhaling those vapors (as far as I know).

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2013 06:26 PM (AYOav)

83 Torture yesterday.
Torture today.
Torture tomorrow.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lxwgdv7

Posted by: Cretin drinks more knowing Ogabe will still be Preznit 2moro at September 13, 2013 06:26 PM (xdqW8)

84 7-Eleven now marketing pizza with food stamp logo I would ride the choo-choo train there if the help didn't speak with such outrageous Indian accents.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2013 06:27 PM (P85Pz)

85 53 "It sure does feel like the 70's again. The economy sucks. Employment sucks."
I sure wish I could get 70's interest rates on my savings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 06:27 PM (NELfC)

86 A little extra fodder for tonight.  I ran across this video today and found it fascinating.  Octopi are amazing.  http://tinyurl.com/95tby8e

Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2013 06:27 PM (k55Fc)

87 Putin owns a female black Labrador Retriever named Koni, given as a gift in 2000 by General of the Army and Russia's Minister of Emergency Situations Sergey Shoigu. Koni is often seen at Putin's side and has been known to accompany him into staff meetings and greet world leaders. In fact, when Putin first met Angela Merkel, he brought Koni along knowing full well that Merkel had a fear of dogs, having been bitten by one as a child.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:28 PM (8sCoq)

88 I think this happens because the PTB are not willing to impose the required consequences f these acts. It's just possible that this ridiculous, rule-of-law defying action will bring these illegals into something more like the enforcement regimen that citizens have to endure. Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 10:20 PM

Right. And they'll go to the back of the line, pay a fine, pay back taxes, and learn English to get their citizenship. All after being granted amnesty first

Sen. McCain's office would like to speak with you about an employment opportunity


Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:28 PM (/9IC1)

89 Family dog saves child from abusive babysitter---sics the cops on her---linked in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:28 PM (YD2FC)

90 In 2010 Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borisov gave Putin a Karakachan dog, who was then named Buffy

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (8sCoq)

91 Hi ont, posted my howdy on wrong thread, oh well, hi all

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (vgd4f)

92 Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 10:20 PM (/9IC1) Nice!

Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (OJvfL)

93 Hey, the fucking O's finally won one. Yay. I miss my boxer doggies. But Beagle is a decent substitute. Lesse, what else? Oh, yeah...when I am Dictator of the World, if you want welfare, you will get tested weekly for drugs, alcohol, nicotine, excess sugar and body fat. Also, no cable tv, no internet, no video games, no iPhones. No fun, period. You wanna live without working? Fine. Wanna have fun? Get a job, like the rest of us.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (ZFinx)

94 Wa Po has a story about the FBI looking into Clinton's 2008 campaign. Looks like Obama and/or Valerie "Ratface" Jarrett decided to end Hilary's 2016 run. In this Administration, under Holder, does anyone actually think the FBI did this without the White House directing them to do so?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (Kxoqk)

95 In fact, when Putin first met Angela Merkel, he brought Koni along knowing full well that Merkel had a fear of dogs, having been bitten by one as a child. The balls on the guy

Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (CMlD4)

96 Not only is it Friday the 13th but as I was driving to work I saw a black cat cross the street opposite me! Still, it's only 1.5 hours to go till I'm safe.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (YD2FC)

97 38 In Califuckinfornia they recently went on a (largely bogus) "hunger strike." You know what they wanted? Like 200 channels of premium tee vee . . . ...which I cancelled, because it was too expensive...even though I have a damn good career...because I live in the same super-high-tax state as these assholes who feel entitled to watch that TV on my dime. Man, fuck the Democrats.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (bKA83)

98 The only thing that's really gonna change is that the illegals won't have to use their stolen SSNs for the DL.

'sup jackwagons Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 10:25 PM

Actually they will once their "legal" DL is suspended for DUI or failure to carry liability insurance

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (/9IC1)

99 P.S. But it didn't actually cross my path.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (YD2FC)

100 Theoretically. There has been no long-term studies on the effects of inhaling those vapors (as far as I know). Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2013 10:26 PM (AYOav) Essentially the same shit used at all night clubs, amusement parks, etc for smoke effects. Minus the nicotine of course.

Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:31 PM (OJvfL)

101 a blacklist of banned people in Finland. I really can't see that being a problem for anyone . . . no disrespect to Finland and all, but why would anyone care? Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:26 PM (8lmkt) Actually, just being Russian will get you on a Finnish blacklist. No love there. Which gives me an excuse to beat a dead horse by linking my favorite blog post about Finland and Russia. http://tinyurl.com/yd6xet3

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 06:31 PM (MBqvE)

102 I don't see the point of a prison hunger strike, ok Don't eat.

Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (CMlD4)

103 In fact, when Putin first met Angela Merkel, he brought Koni along knowing full well that Merkel had a fear of dogs, having been bitten by one as a child. **** I'd call him an asshole but that might be one of the least assholish things he's done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (DmNpO)

104 Last Putin post:


In 2012 Putin reported an income of 3.6 million rubles ($113,000). This has led opponents, such as politician Boris Nemtsov, to question how Putin can afford certain possessions, such as his 11 luxury watches worth an estimated $700,000.

Unconfirmed claims by some Russian opposition politicians and journalists allege that Putin secretly possesses a large fortune (as much as $40 billion) via successive ownership of stakes in a number of Russian companies.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)

105 82 Eh, but there have been studies on other nicotine devices used long term (patch, gum, lozenges) and it's pretty clear that nicotine, while not totally harmless, is not the biggest danger in cigarette use. In the short term, my husband has his sense of smell and taste back, and his energy greatly improved after switching to e-cigs. My dad has used the gum for like 15 years, healthy as he can be.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (GmTxn)

106 "There was a blonde making a commotion at the ticket counter last week because she wanted an upgrade to first class for her flight to L.A."

Not related to your story but I always upgrade to first class if they haven't filled the seats. You would be surprised how many people don't realize you can barter with the agent, the most I think I ever spent to upgrade was twenty bucks, usually ten bucks will do it.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (APJIX)

107 Which gives me an excuse to beat a dead horse by linking my favorite blog post about Finland and Russia. http://tinyurl.com/yd6xet3 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 10:31 PM (MBqvE) Thought it was going to be about Simo Hayha. Baddest ass of all badassdom.

Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:34 PM (doBIb)

108 All centerfire guns that can fire multiple rounds either by magazine or tube are now "assault weapons". Owners will be felons overnight. Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 10:25 PM (XlPzM) The last day Brown has to sign it is October 13th, it hasn't been reported (anywhere I can see) that he's done so yet. Unfortunately so-called "press" outlets have been reporting these bills "passed" at every step of the process as if it were done, several of them failed at later stages. Yeah, it's bad, but it's not *that*. First of all it hasn't been signed yet. Yeah, there's a decent chance it will be, but they know it will get a massive court challenge and the court has been *raping* gun control laws. Secondly, like previous bans it's a registration and ban on future purchases. Yes the goal is elimination, but it's not "felons overnight."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:34 PM (qyfb5)

109 No shit EC.

Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:34 PM (OJvfL)

110 I sure wish I could get 70's interest rates on my savings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 10:27 PM (NELfC)


NO SHIT!!  It was, like, 10 percent.  We are so fuckin' boned.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

111 In fact, when Putin first met Angela Merkel, he brought Koni along knowing full well that Merkel had a fear of dogs, having been bitten by one as a child.

The balls on the guy>>

I'm guessing the Germans are still afraid of the Russian winter. So Putin could be comfortable Merkle would put up with any insult.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:36 PM (TsPJM)

112 What a week.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (4p5/2)

113 109 No shit EC. Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 10:34 PM (OJvfL) Iron sights too!

Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (doBIb)

114 All these Finns who immigrated to Canada and the US and had children here were lured back to Russia in the 20s and 30s. They eventually were purged and ended up with a bullet in the back of the neck, including the children.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (WdWRd)

115 88 Right. And they'll go to the back of the line, pay a fine, pay back taxes, and learn English to get their citizenship. All after being granted amnesty first Sen. McCain's office would like to speak with you about an employment opportunity I fully appreciate your skepticism. I appreciate your assumption that I am a RINO asshole, as opposed to someone in enemy territory, trying to find reasons for optimism in a seriously fucked-up situation, somewhat less.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (bKA83)

116 I totes have to get me one of those e-cigs.  And, true, it's not the nicotine, it's the tar.  Plus, you can smoke the e-cig anywhere, even in your car or around your asthma kitteh.  Just bought 2 cartons of parlies today at Costco, though, so I have more time to mull it over. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)

117 In Califuckinfornia they recently went on a (largely bogus) "hunger strike." You know what they wanted? Like 200 channels of premium tee vee . . . Srsly, you guys, it's a wonder I don't drink more than I do.

which reminds me . . . brb . . . anybody need a can o' cheap swill?
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM

Which they'll probably get because the Hollywood complex needs the income, it'll be the taxpayers footing the bill, and the plebe taxpayers aren't buying the extra channels.

Win-Win for rent seekers

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:38 PM (/9IC1)

118 Re: "Operation Enduring Clusterfuck".

The anonymous congressional staffer who described Obama's Syria policy earlier this week instead used the phrase "unmitigated clusterfuck", which is frankly even better and funnier.

Also, the patch is surprisingly bellicose with eagles and swords and whatnot. It would be more accurate to perhaps depict a winged weathervane with Obama's face, surrounded by a flock of question marks. And a smirking Putin in profile in the background.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2013 06:38 PM (gqT4g)

119 Once again, how fucking pathetic is it that I respect a shithead, KGB, likely evil motherfucking Russian president more than my own President? Evening EC, DC.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

120 Actually, just being Russian will get you on a Finnish blacklist. No love there.

Which gives me an excuse to beat a dead horse by linking my favorite blog post about Finland and Russia.

http://tinyurl.com/yd6xet3

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 10:31 PM (MBqvE)

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Very interesting!! My Grandpa came over from Finland and still can speak the language. He just turned 89 and insisted he be able to renew his DL. His family discouraged this but he promised only to drive to the liquor store and the hospital where he volunteers. After reading that article I am starting to have an understanding of the alcohol problems that run in the family.

 

Posted by: Molly k. at September 13, 2013 06:39 PM (sVKy/)

121 Evening EC, DC. What movie?

Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:39 PM (doBIb)

122 They eventually were purged and ended up with a bullet in the back of the neck, including the children.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 10:37 PM (WdWRd)


As long as it wasn't done with a chemical weapon, it's cool.  Plus, they did get born, right, not killed in the "planned parenthood" way before they had a chance to draw breath? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

123 So I was just reading the comments in the Tina Brown Charity fraud page and noticed that many morons will donate their money or their time to local charities. I have a suggestion for those of you suspcious of Charity fraud, donate blood. It's the one thing I donate, and there is always a shortage. And finally, you know it's going to someone who really needs it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 06:40 PM (lxc0s)

124 What movie? Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 10:39 PM (doBIb) ST: Into Darkness

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

125 I fully appreciate your skepticism. I appreciate your assumption that I am a RINO asshole, as opposed to someone in enemy territory, trying to find reasons for optimism in a seriously fucked-up situation, somewhat less. Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 10:37 PM

I spent 15 years in enemy territory, and since I left 3 years ago it's gone from bad to worse.

I don't think you're a RINO asshole, I think you're whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:41 PM (/9IC1)

126 116 plus, you can smoke the e-cig anywhere Yeah, I'm at 39,000 feet hitting mine at the moment. With some very custome e-Juice.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:41 PM (4p5/2)

127 "Secondly, like previous bans it's a registration and ban on future purchases. Yes the goal is elimination, but it's not "felons overnight.""

This is a difference without a distinction. So, my grandad's centerfire rifle is now contraband and I will have to fill out papers, buy insurance, register it, become disqualified for god only knows what, despite I never fire it and more or less have it as a family heirloom.

The list of insults is long.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:42 PM (XlPzM)

128 I have a suggestion for those of you suspcious of Charity fraud, donate blood

If it involves the Red Cross, no.  Plus, I'm too little to donate blood, I go into shock.  I go with Salvation Army, almost exclusively.  They run a tight ship, they don't steal from anyone and they are usually one of the first on the scene.  I love those guys.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:42 PM (8lmkt)

129 I have a suggestion for those of you suspcious of Charity fraud, donate blood. It's the one thing I donate, and there is always a shortage. And finally, you know it's going to someone who really needs it. Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 10:40 PM

If you donated blood to a charity run by Tina Brown, she'd donate it to Quentin Tarantino so his next splatter porn movie could have a more realistic look to it

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:43 PM (/9IC1)

130 Also, the patch is surprisingly bellicose with eagles and swords and whatnot. It would be more accurate to perhaps depict a winged weathervane with Obama's face, surrounded by a flock of question marks. And a smirking Putin in profile in the background.>>

That sounds complex. Maybe just an Ostrich with it's head in the sand.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:43 PM (TsPJM)

131 Thought it was going to be about Simo Hayha. Baddest ass of all badassdom. Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 10:34 PM (doBIb) Damn straight. Chuck Norris wears Simo Hayha underoos to protect him from the monsters under his bed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 06:44 PM (MBqvE)

132 Just think, soon the liberal hippy douchebags will be able to use Earth Day for worrying about Global Cooling like it was originally started for.

Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2013 06:44 PM (LI48c)

133 This is a difference without a distinction. So, my grandad's centerfire rifle is now contraband Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 10:42 PM (XlPzM) The effing law hasn't been signed yet. Why is that so unclear? There's no new law (well not this one). The law hasn't changed. It isn't law yet. So instead of kvetching call and fax the damned Governor's office like we've been doing. Half of them feel invulnerable but they're aware of what happened in Colorado and *it has happened in California before*. *And* they know they're risking an ass-kicking in court, the 9th Circus of all people already gave them one. None of that make it a good thing, it's stupid and pathetic. It's just not the law yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (qyfb5)

134 Yeah, I'm at 39,000 feet hitting mine at the moment. With some very custome e-Juice.



heh, if I could find one that tasted like da kine, I'd go there and never go back . . . that was always my fave smoke anyhow and I don't give a rat's ass who knows it.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

135 Yep. It could happen tomorrow, you know. Sigh...SMOD™ is a dick.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (4p5/2)

136 10% interest in the 70's may sound nice, but remember with that came double digit mortgage rates. And if that wasn't bad enough, inflation destroyed the rest of your cash assets and savings.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (APJIX)

137

I like that Finland post - has some exchange students in HS, they are great - need to go there some time.

 

It fails to mention they make the best drivers too, rally, F1, or otherwise, I suppose ...  They do folk racing from childhood to old age.

 

If you want to win, get a Finn, because sisu ... completely fearless.

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 06:46 PM (8Prb7)

138 I think the Morons should start a charity to get Peaches out of The Peoples Republic of Mexifornia and into a relatively sane state

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:46 PM (/9IC1)

139 there is nothing plain, about  Jamaica Plain..except the lesbians
and Orson Beans grandfather...other than that..who am I to judge

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at September 13, 2013 06:46 PM (xnq4R)

140 I entered adulthood in the late 70s

You don't want to go there


Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:47 PM (/9IC1)

141 heh, if I could find one that tasted like da kine Pretty sure there are several folks out there with that sort of thing. VaVaVape is where I get my butter pecan and a couple others - I think they have a "rasta" one... I'm going more for the effect, without the odor or taste. And it theoretically looks like this hypothetical new extraction process is everything we ever dreamed it would/could be.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:48 PM (4p5/2)

142 125 I think you're whistling past the graveyard. That is quite possible. But I made the mistake of buying a house here, and that mistake has proven to be not so easily undone.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:48 PM (bKA83)

143 138 kbdabear, I agree. Save Peaches!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (vgd4f)

144 "It's just not the law yet."

I have called and faxed.
Jerry Brown has signed crazier laws than these. But you are right, I appreciate your optimism. It has been in short supply lately.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (XlPzM)

145 Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 10:46 PM (/9IC1)

Aren't you just the sweetest thing on earth . . . but, no, I'll be fine, one way or another.  It's not the money that's stopping me, it's that at my age I can't really go much of anywhere and expect to draw a decent salary.  There is one place, and it's my ace in the hole, but for now, I will just keep the loins girded and soldier on.  Love you, buddy!

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

146 "In Califuckinfornia they recently went on a (largely bogus) 'hunger strike.' You know what they wanted? Like 200 channels of premium tee vee . . ."

A federal judicial panel consisting of three Jimmy Carter appointees recently ordered Clownifornia to turn loose roughly twenty thousand hardened felons from the state pen.

Their rationale was that the felons in question were being held under "cruel and unusual" conditions that were "inhumane".

When they were asked by attorneys for the state what sort of provision would be required to make being in prison sufficiently bearable for the felons, the three judges responded that what they had in mind were "yoga/meditation rooms" and "gardening areas".

Gardening areas. In maximum security prisons. Because goodness knows, nothing could go wrong with handing the inmates big boxes of sharp steel tools.

And surely there's nothing that a smack-smuggling Mexican gang member with a couple of kills under his belt wants more to do with his time behind bars than to catch up on his yoga practice.

You really couldn't make this stuff up. If you had written a satirical dystopian novel in 1983 and accurately described the leftist political lunacy of 2013, the critics would have said that it was implausibly far over the top.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (gqT4g)

147 No doubt Putin has used his considerable political skills, learned in the KGB, to extract his share of tribute from the oligarchs who looted the Soviet Union as it dissolved. On the other hand, he has turned the economy around to where they have something like 7% economic growth and a 13% flat tax. He is very popular with the Russian people. His lowest approval ratings came a few years ago when they dipped into the 60s. He can fly jet fighters, has a vodka named after him, and people in Russia sometimes wear Putin t-shirts.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (8sCoq)

148 The Finland post made me think of this.

The Winter War.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (TsPJM)

149 lou . . . xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

150 #118 I'd suggest they redo the Clusterfuck patch with the eagle inadvertently getting its head cut off by one of the swords.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:50 PM (YD2FC)

151 the list is long. Dirac Angestun Gesept.

Posted by: sneaky little chelsea five-eyes at September 13, 2013 06:50 PM (+jyzN)

152 I wanted to live in CA for most of my adult life. Then liberals. Now, what a great place to visit...lol. That reminds me, I'm supposed to be out there in the Humboldt area in a few weeks. MMMmmmm... Shit, I gotta get my 215 renewed.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:51 PM (4p5/2)

153 Damn, things is getting active here. brb, gotta refill my water dish* *water, in this case, means booze.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:51 PM (ZFinx)

154 They should take the eagle off the Clusterfuck patch. Replace it with a bike helmet or a bunch of arugula.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:51 PM (8sCoq)

155 "Srsly, as much as I am partial to fat men..."



WOOHOOO!!! I'm IN!!!



oh...


Evening roonz and roonettez!




Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 06:52 PM (yh0zB)

156 A bike helmet superimposed over crossed golf clubs.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:52 PM (8sCoq)

157 I think the patch should just be a pair of mom jeans.....

Posted by: in a pickle at September 13, 2013 06:52 PM (CwqiX)

158 Jerry Brown has signed crazier laws than these. But you are right, I appreciate your optimism. It has been in short supply lately. Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 10:49 PM (XlPzM) Part of the political problem is everyone thinks it's already over because the FMFM (delenda est) keeps reporting that it's done when it's not. That said several of the bills failed and this one passed by the barest of margins when they had a supermajority. I keep reminding the gov's office that not only did they do this as they're releasing violent felons onto the streets, but the Supreme Court already told them NO and will just have to tell them again at great expense to the State.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:53 PM (qyfb5)

159 Active DC? The Cougar feelin frisky?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

160 147 On the other hand, he has turned the economy around to where they have something like 7% economic growth and a 13% flat tax. Gee, I wonder if those two facts are related somehow. Hey, it might even work if we did it here. Anyone think that that's what we might get on the next Pivot To The Economy?

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:53 PM (bKA83)

161 the bike helmet - epic. Shit, I need to see if I still have my digitizing software loaded. I actually learned how to do that at one point - mom got an embroidery machine to obsess over when she was recovering from her brush with DCIS. I used to do custom work like that for folks...lol

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:54 PM (4p5/2)

162 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 06:54 PM (T1005)

163 A bike helmet superimposed over crossed golf clubs.
With a bar sinister for the Kenyan bastard.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:54 PM (YD2FC)

164

Re: Finns,

The Swedes planted a colony here in what is now the US back in the 17th century, and like certain other nations they used their colony as a way of getting rid of certain difficult elements. For the Swedes the difficult elements were a lot of Finns. It was the Finns who introduced the log cabin to America, and being from a culture with a strong hunting tradition, quickly took to the woods and got along well with the local Delaware Indians- according to one biographer, descendants of these Finns were among those that taught a young Daniel Boone how to survive in the forest.

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 13, 2013 06:55 PM (3Yxy0)

165 gotta refill my water dish*




*water, in this case, means booze.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 10:51 PM (ZFinx)


  


You are one of the many reasons I love it here, DC!!  Even if I would hose you down if I ever found  you on my lawn.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

166 "I keep reminding the gov's office that not only did they do this as they're releasing violent felons onto the streets, but the Supreme Court already told them NO and will just have to tell them again at great expense to the State."

And there is your first mistake. You assume that they can be influenced by reason.

I'll get right to the point. The prisons are being emptied to make room for the new "felons".

See ya in the camps, pal.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:55 PM (XlPzM)

167 If you donated blood to a charity run by Tina Brown, she'd donate it to Quentin Tarantino so his next splatter porn movie could have a more realistic look to it

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 10:43 PM (/9IC1)

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I donate directly at one of the bigger hosiptals in Central Texas: Scott and White.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 06:56 PM (lxc0s)

168 >>>The Cougar feelin frisky? Yep. But the drunken midget wouldn't fucking go to sleep, so....yeah. *pours booze into face*

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:57 PM (ZFinx)

169 WOOHOOO!!! I'm IN!!!

You've always been my number 1 moron-crush, GGE.  We've been through a lot.  But, because I am a Leo and innately generous, I wish for you a much younger and more compliant woman.  And I'd be very pleased to dance at the wedding! 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

170 I can't donate blood but the Plasma place loves me since mine is already sterilized.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (TsPJM)

171 Good Lord- the Russians are setting the economic example for the US.

They are not shy about exploiting their natural resources for profit. Mainly oil and gas. This money pours into the state coffers, enabling them to cut taxes for businesses and individuals and grow their economy.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (8sCoq)

172 Here is one huge difference between the 1970s and the present.

During the 1970s I was having sex. A lot. A lot of sex. Good sex. Bad sex. Sex.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (XlPzM)

173 See ya in the camps, pal. Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 10:55 PM (XlPzM) No, no you won't.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (qyfb5)

174 >>>Even if I would hose you down if I ever found you on my lawn.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:59 PM (ZFinx)

175 The late 70s weren't all bad

SNL was actually funny then, and Stevie Nicks was still young

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:59 PM (/9IC1)

176 Hi DC, I am pathetic, it's not even 8:00 here, and I could seriously go to sleep. My 21 year old self would kick my 47 year old self ass. WTH? It's Friday night for gosh sake.

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 06:59 PM (vgd4f)

177 navybrat, I wish I could believe you are wrong .... but that actually makes sense to me. plus, more thugs on the street = more knockdown game and a chance for another trayvon moment.

Posted by: sneaky little chelsea five-eyes at September 13, 2013 07:00 PM (+jyzN)

178 171 Good Lord- the Russians are setting the economic example for the US.

They are not shy about exploiting their natural resources for profit. Mainly oil and gas. This money pours into the state coffers, enabling them to cut taxes for businesses and individuals and grow their economy.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 10:58 PM

In Russia, oil drills YOU

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at September 13, 2013 07:00 PM (/9IC1)

179 My local gun forum has been down since 4PM. Friday the 13th is alive and real.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 13, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)



NC Gun Owners? It's up now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:01 PM (yh0zB)

180 doG gamn gorebal warmering:  they're talking about frost warnings here tonight

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:01 PM (DCC9P)

181 Yep. But the drunken midget wouldn't fucking go to sleep, so....yeah. *pours booze into face* Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 10:57 PM (ZFinx) Been there. Been pissed off. Gave up. Look for the entappening where you can.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

182 Here is one huge difference between the 1970s and the present.

During the 1970s I was having sex. A lot. A lot of sex. Good sex. Bad sex. Sex.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 10:58 PM (XlPzM)

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And we don't have gas lines or days where depending on whether your license plate ended with an even or odd number would mean you could buy gas. So we have that to look forward to.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 07:02 PM (lxc0s)

183 Greetings All !!!! Great ONT especially the doggeh video .

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at September 13, 2013 07:02 PM (9FLY1)

184 Hiya, lou! It's been a minute. It's odd. Sunday through Thursday, I'm asleep by 9.30. Friday and Saturday, I'm up till at least 12. Wow, I just realized how pathetic that sounds.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:03 PM (ZFinx)

185

In the 70's the sex was safe and the racing was dangerous.  I'm really looking forward to seeing that Rush movie soon ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:03 PM (8Prb7)

186 Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 10:59 PM (vgd4f) Lou, I think back to when I was in college, 18-21, and I weep. Sex, drugs and rock n roll wasn't just the 60's and 70's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

187 You are one of the many reasons I love it here, DC!! Even if I would hose you down if I ever found you on my lawn.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:55 PM

You are hereby fined $5000 for unauthorized use of water

Posted by: California Water Resources Control Board at September 13, 2013 07:04 PM (/9IC1)

188 It's going to be 5° Centigrade above freezing tonight in the Toronto area.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:04 PM (YD2FC)

189 *Oh crap, it's Friday the 13th! *sharpens machete*

Posted by: Jason Voorhees at September 13, 2013 07:04 PM (Dsds2)

190

evening morons. stepped on two rays surf fishing today and did not get stung.. lucky ! ever see a slightly overweight middle aged redneck walk on water ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (/7Xis)

191 1)  in the 60s and 70s, you couldn't die from sex.  that changed and everything changed.
2)  anybody wanna talk about the Pats?  I know they didn't win pretty (either time, dammit), but they are undefeated and they damn well better step up their fuckin' game.  sorry. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)

192 And I'd be very pleased to dance at the wedding!

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:57 PM (8lmkt)




And I'd love to have ya, but unfortunately the supply of ginger wimminz who don't mind that I live with my kids is vanishingly small...



Well, technically it IS my house...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (yh0zB)

193 A bike helmet superimposed over crossed golf clubs. With a bar sinister for the Kenyan bastard. .. and a wreath ... one arm of arugula and a fork, the other of weed, lit and smoking at the end.

Posted by: Captain Picard at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (FlRtG)

194 andycanuck, MATH VIOLATION !

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:06 PM (/7Xis)

195 You are hereby fined $5000 for unauthorized use of water

Posted by: California Water Resources Control Board at September 13, 2013 11:04 PM (/9IC1)


haha, sometimes I just leave my faucets running while I go in the other room because that shitfuck landlord pays for the water.  if I really do go to hell, it sure as shit won't be for that.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)

196 *sharpens machete* Posted by: Jason Voorhees at September 13, 2013 11:04 PM (Dsds2) bitch please. We're not a bunch of stupid, incapable teenagers. Those movies would have lasted about 15 minutes if the Horde was there. *racks Mossberg 500*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

197 And we don't have gas lines or days where depending on whether your license plate ended with an even or odd number would mean you could buy gas. So we have that to look forward to. Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 11:02 PM

In 1979 New Jersey passed an emergency measure forbidding you from buying gas if your tank was more than half full. Pump attendants would check your gauge before pumping your gas.

Fortunately my 1974 Olds Cutlass was made when GM's Delco wiring rivaled Lucas Electric for incompetence in wiring. Pushing in the cigarette lighter caused the gas gauge needle to go below empty

Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 07:07 PM (/9IC1)

198 My 21 year old self would kick my 47 year old self ass. WTH? It's Friday night for gosh sake.

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 10:59 PM (vgd4f)




and my 47 year old self would tell my 21 year old self "Put some mufflers on that damn bike, and that's my lawn you're standing on sonny boy!"



old fogey is me...fml...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:07 PM (yh0zB)

199 ever see a slightly overweight middle aged redneck walk on water ?

you know the rule, pics or it didn't happen . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)

200 186 BC, yep. And after I commented, I realized I'm now 48, wtf Earlier I commented on the thread down below thinking it was the ont, sheesh And promise , I have only had a few beers

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:09 PM (vgd4f)

201 Gov. Brown already says he will sign the bill to extend drivers licenses to non citizens.

From this person you expect a rational outcome as regards 2nd Amendment?

Whatever, Sith.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:09 PM (XlPzM)

202 I worked pumping gas during Carters Reign and don't remember gas lines. I also remember block parties for returning Vietnam vets. WTF was I in an alternate world or just not a big city?

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:10 PM (TsPJM)

203 Don't sleep in the subway, darlin', don't stand in the pouring rain
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin', the night is long
Forget your foolish pride, nothing's wrong
Now you're beside me again

Posted by: Petula Clark at September 13, 2013 07:11 PM (ruEtt)

204 *racks Mossberg 500*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 11:07 PM (GEICT)



Yeah. What he said.



http://tinyurl.com/lzo5ped

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:11 PM (yh0zB)

205 Ha Peaches ! I wish there was video, that would be hilarious.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (/7Xis)

206 Hickster, yes, and that stuff mainly happened under Nixon

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (8Prb7)

207 *racks Mossberg 500* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 11:07 PM

I'll see that and raise this:

*racks Remington 870*

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (DCC9P)

208 Just finished packing up for a bike/camping trip in VA tomorrow. Weather looks good. Looking forward to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

209 BC, yep. And after I commented, I realized I'm now 48, wtf Earlier I commented on the thread down below thinking it was the ont, sheesh And promise , I have only had a few beers Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 11:09 PM (vgd4f) Lol. I'm knocking back tequila over here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)

210 184, haha, well you made me laugh!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:13 PM (vgd4f)

211 >>>*racks Mossberg 500* Now look, I love kinetic weapons as much as anyone, but let's not go all crazy discounting their edged cousins. In a phone booth, give me my hawk over a shooter any day.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:13 PM (ZFinx)

212 Ha Peaches ! I wish there was video, that would be hilarious.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 11:12 PM (/7Xis)


yeah, that sounds pretty epic and unusual, Jackhole!  at least we have some good sleeping weather now, just when I started to acclimate to the heat and embrace it.  ah, I'm fucked no matter what I do, it's just how things work.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:13 PM (8lmkt)

213 Remington 11-48. No need to rack..., just the soft click of the safety.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

214 WTF was I in an alternate world or just not a big city?

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 11:10 PM (TsPJM)



I lived in Houston TX in '78, my Dad would get in line with the Merc while Mom and the rest of us kids would go to the grocery store. While he was in line Mom had plenty of time to do the shopping for the next two weeks. One of us would stand near the plate glass and when Dad would get to the pumps we'd go get Mom, she'd get the frozen stuff and we'd head out to the car and get there just as he was finishing up. Fortunately for Dad his license plate let him get gas on Friday, IIRC evens was Mon-Wed-Fri and odds was Tues-Thurs-Sat, and anyone could fill up on Sunday.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:15 PM (yh0zB)

215 Mike where r u camping?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:15 PM (8sCoq)

216 Ok I am fucked, my 210 was for DC. Oh my gosh, I need to step away from the ont & go smoke a cig, knowing me I will light the wrong end.

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:15 PM (vgd4f)

217 DC, yeah, at that range I'll take the Gerber.

Posted by: sneaky little chelsea five-eyes at September 13, 2013 07:16 PM (+jyzN)

218
   Good evening, good people. Indications are I'll be up and running for duck season.  Last evaluation is Monday then it's just continue the exercise program.

  All the dekes are spread out in the man cave for inspection along with the clothing--I took a call out in the back yard and quacked some, Elizabeth went nuts, looking up and searching.  Getting antsy, you can literally feel Fall in the air.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 07:16 PM (SAMxH)

219 In a phone booth, give me my hawk over a shooter any day.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 11:13 PM (ZFinx)



That's why God invented John Moses Browning and Gaston Glock.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:17 PM (yh0zB)

220 I super want to bust fluffy's cherry . . . it's been 3 months and I'm starting to think it won't happen until I find a way to flee this tawdry shithole.  first it was embarrassing, now it's starting to piss me off.  i want to go out in the alley and shoot shit.  i won't but it's not because it wouldn't bring me joy.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

221 Today, one of my co-workers (who lives on his boat) told me that earlier this week, he found out that some of the other liveaboards (the leftist ones) have been whispering behind his back about how they hate his Blackwater tshirt. "So I just went on-line this morning and bought two more"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 07:18 PM (MBqvE)

222 Peaches, what is fluffy

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:18 PM (8sCoq)

223 What math violation, officer?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (YD2FC)

224 g'evenin', IG

I may be in Bennington before the year is out; I believe I owe you a beer.  I'll keep you posted

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (DCC9P)

225 knowing me I will light the wrong end.

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 11:15 PM (vgd4f)


lou, I HATE when I do that.  it doesn't happen often, but I srsly feel like I should beat myself half to death when it does. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

226 Good luck with the ducks IG.  Looking foward to deer season myself, maybe I'll even see one of the hairy hoofed rats in the woods where I can shoot at them rather than on the side of the road trying to commit suicide by Subaru (don't take the 'stang hunting for obvious reasons...not enough trunk space...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (yh0zB)

227 Peaches, what is fluffy?
Unintentionally RAOTFLMAO!!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (YD2FC)

228 Another thing about the 1970s.
GREAT music. Huge production values. Ordinary pop hits had 40 pc string sections, horns, backup singers.
Not like this crap today where you get like one guy with a fucking ukelele doing Microsoft ads.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:20 PM (XlPzM)

229 heh

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:20 PM (8sCoq)

230 Yeah, punk rock happened in the '70s

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (8Prb7)

231 I super want to bust fluffy's cherry . . . it's been 3 months and I'm starting to think it won't happen until I find a way to flee this tawdry shithole. Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:17 PM (8lmkt) http://bit.ly/18krkzh http://bit.ly/182Hzx3

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (qyfb5)

232 Mike where r u camping?
Posted by: Jones
------------

Grayson Highlands State Park. Close to 4000', so it's going to be chilly. Which is OK, that's what campfires and alcohol are for.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

233 Peaches, what is fluffy

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 11:18 PM (8sCoq)


Ruger SP101 357 what shoots 38s too.  She's really, really pretty and fits so snug in my hand and I just want to take her someplace and let her do what she was made for.  LA blows chunks.  It is for real the worst place in the fuckin' developed world.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

234 i want to go out in the alley and shoot shit. i won't but it's not because it wouldn't bring me joy.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:17 PM (8lmkt)




And I'm sure there's lots of shit to shoot at in El Aye.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (yh0zB)

235 Now look, I love kinetic weapons as much as anyone, but let's not go all crazy discounting their edged cousins. In a phone booth, give me my hawk over a shooter any day. Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 11:13 PM (ZFinx) Why the fuck are you in a phone booth with a psycho? Ranged weapons ftw dude.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

236 no seriously, I'm guessing it's a firearm

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (8sCoq)

237 Hey, I'm lurkin' hee-yah!

Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (dZySo)

238 Yeah that heat was shitty with no AC

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:22 PM (/7Xis)

239 I lived in Houston TX in '78, my Dad would get in line>>

After Joes comment I thought I might just be wrong with the timing. But I pumped gas from 78-80. And never saw a line. I did see them cut out a space in the price area of the pumps to let the price go above 99cents though.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:23 PM (TsPJM)

240 Mero . . . how are you doin'?  Things looking up a bit?  You and Hat are on the prayer list and I know your not the kind to come here and work it, but I do wonder and if you feel like sharing, I would be honored to know your progress.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:23 PM (8lmkt)

241 Peaches that sounds cool- have you ever pulled the trigger on a .357 with magnum ammo? You're in for a treat

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:23 PM (8sCoq)

242 talk about KABOOM...

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (8sCoq)

243 I finally found someone who lists a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. http://tinyurl.com/mjvmw5l Except they're out of stock, dammit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (MBqvE)

244 And speaking of good, old music: I listened to "On Broadway" by the Drifters earlier tonight.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (YD2FC)

245 225 Peaches, yep, and I seem to do it when I only have one cig left.

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (vgd4f)

246 Ruger SP101 357 what shoots 38s too.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:21 PM (8lmkt)




That's purty. I have a Ruger Redhawk in .357 on the "Guns I Want" list, and even have a guy with one to sell when I come up with the cash. I used my annual bonus to take the Glock 19 off the GIW list, so the Ruger will have to wait a bit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:25 PM (yh0zB)

247 They say the neon lights are bright....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

248 Another thing about the 1970s.

No AutoTune

Go back and listen to the Eagles, Journey, Queen, ELO (although I hedge on ELO 'cause Jeff Lynn is such a genius he probably invented AutoTune)

Go back and listen.  Better quality than today, and they did it live

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (DCC9P)

249 >>>Ranged weapons ftw dude. Sure. Or multiple goblins. But one guy, inside 10 feet? I'm better with a blade, and less likely to hurt an innocent.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (ZFinx)

250

Hello Ron's and Ronettes.

I haven't been around in a while due to alcohol and my work forcing me to work rather than post here-the bastards.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (VyDjT)

251 Peaches that sounds cool- have you ever pulled the trigger on a .357 with magnum ammo? You're in for a treat

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 11:23 PM (8sCoq)

I actually have, Jones.  And I have a coke can with a big raggedy hole through the "o" to prove it.  Just where I aimed.  For an old preppy-hippie chick, I am dead on with sports and all that.  Surprised the hell outta me, I'll tell ya! 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (8lmkt)

252 0 Mero . . . how are you doin'? Things looking up a bit? You and Hat are on the prayer list and I know your not the kind to come here and work it, but I do wonder and if you feel like sharing, I would be honored to know your progress. xoxo Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:23 PM (8lmkt) Thanks, you're a peach. No progress, just a couple more pedestrian cardiologists on the list. Still doing more research and might get an appt with some hoity-toity immunologist about some larger issues - what the local cardio clinic calls a "constellation of issues." Pretty much doctors all hate that kind of thing and flee like mad, they seem to think this one won't. I am steeled for disappointment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (qyfb5)

253 Yeah, going to bed & watch my dvr'd Top Chef Masters. Night all

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (vgd4f)

254 Except they're out of stock, dammit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 11:24 PM (MBqvE)



Says they should be back in stock on Thursday.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)

255 209 I'm knocking back tequila over here.

Visited the St George distillery over the weekend, in Alameda on a disused Naval Air Base. Those guys are seriously unusual, in a good way.

Anyway, the point is, their Mandarin Orange Blossom infused vodka, mixed 1:3-4 with blanco tequila, is a wonderful combination.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:28 PM (bKA83)

256 Ruger SP101 357 what shoots 38s too.


Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:21 PM


Before losing it in the tragic boating accident (I was lucky to escape with my life), I had a Ruger Speed Six in .357 Magnum.


Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:29 PM (DCC9P)

257 Has anyone started one of those non-binding, stupid petitions on the WH website to ask Moochelle to back the bill for only healthy foods purchased with EBT cards? Make her back up the checks her fugly mouth can't cash.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 07:29 PM (XyrkB)

258 Another thing about the 1970s.
GREAT music. Huge production values. Ordinary pop hits had 40 pc string sections, horns, backup singers.
Not like this crap today where you get like one guy with a fucking ukelele doing Microsoft ads.

 

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 11:20 PM

 

Don't forget the groovy threads and 'staches. We wore then unironically. We were funky and we knew it.

Posted by: otho at September 13, 2013 07:30 PM (9gNQd)

259 But one guy, inside 10 feet? I'm better with a blade, and less likely to hurt an innocent.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 11:26 PM (ZFinx)



Tueller drill...anything inside 7 yards is in the danger zone.



http://tinyurl.com/ll65a6j

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:30 PM (yh0zB)

260 Wow, just gotta say, smily faces everywhere. Now really going

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:31 PM (vgd4f)

261 Night, lou! Do not get out of bed to make an omelette after watching. Or do that, just make one for me, cause an omelette sounds good.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:31 PM (ZFinx)

262 Mero, dang . . . I haven't wanted to ask, but I'm glad I did.  I want everything good for you, because you are awesome.  If you need to blow off steam, snivel, get refs to other MDs, anything at all, please email me.  carolinvenice at the hooya.  I would be honored to correspond with you.  xoxo, my friend.  prayers will continue.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (8lmkt)

263
  Gas rationing in the US restarted  (after WW2) in 1973. Stations were allotted a percentage of gas according to prior month sales.

  In addition, sakes were restricted to odd or even plate numbers on appropriate days.

   At the time I was operating an Arco station--the whole set up was sheer bullshit.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (SAMxH)

264 257 Has anyone started one of those non-binding, stupid petitions on the WH website to ask Moochelle to back the bill for only healthy foods purchased with EBT cards? Make her back up the checks her fugly mouth can't cash.

That would be awesome. Imagine if the unemployed had to subsist on Quinoa and Greek Yogurt. We'd have full employment in three months. Ok, the damn government would have to get out of the way so there was someone to actually create those jobs, but one can dream, yes?

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (bKA83)

265 Before losing it in the tragic boating accident (I was lucky to escape with my life), I had a Ruger Speed Six in .357 Magnum.
That was the one the shark gobbled up wasn't it, AJ? I seem to recall you telling everyone that.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (YD2FC)

266 Ruger SP101 357 what shoots 38s too.

My S and W 686 does that too. Good practice round and a great smack round is a good combo.

http://bit.ly/1eufoyk

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:33 PM (TsPJM)

267

I just inherited a S&W 28-2 Highway Patrol .357 4". Shitty way to get a gun, but a nice piece none the less.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:33 PM (/7Xis)

268 That was the one the shark gobbled up wasn't it, AJ? I seem to recall you telling everyone that.>>

Holy Fuck Sharknado is armed.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:34 PM (TsPJM)

269 Many gun people here, serious ? re handgun:  Revolver or Semi?

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:34 PM (8Prb7)

270 "After Joes comment I thought I might just be wrong with the timing. But I pumped gas from 78-80. And never saw a line."

Gas lines were pretty much limited to the major metro areas. Most cities under, say 50,000, never had them.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2013 07:34 PM (APJIX)

271 21 feet is the decision point

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:35 PM (DCC9P)

272 Ha. I forgot we don't get ampersands here

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:35 PM (/7Xis)

273

WOOHOO! I just won an M1 Garand receiver on Gun Broker!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:35 PM (VyDjT)

274 Dedicated to the Let It Burn crowd.

http://tinyurl.com/c46j8b

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (XlPzM)

275 Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2013 11:32 PM

Andy, I tell you, that shark was fcukin' huge...

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (DCC9P)

276 Nascar was super crazy today. All week really. Did not expect them to do what they did. Things that were common practice for decades are now illegal. I think. Supposedly Nascar will clarify tomorrow. They are making this shit up as they go though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (ZPrif)

277 Anyway, the point is, their Mandarin Orange Blossom infused vodka, mixed 1:3-4 with blanco tequila, is a wonderful combination. Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 11:28 PM (bKA83) Mandarin Orange Blossum.....???? You will assume I called you the insulting name?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)

278 Joe. Both !

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (/7Xis)

279 &&&&&&&

testing....

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (DCC9P)

280 No Shit. I learned about food and gas rationing during WWII from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (VyDjT)

281 Yes FB Joe, I'm really trying to be a fan, but it seems as if Nascar is WWE after all ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (8Prb7)

282 >Many gun people here, serious ? re handgun: Revolver or Semi?

why not several of each



I have a Smith n Wesson Model 10-5, an HK USP .40, and a Kahr PM9

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (8sCoq)

283 And nary a peep about Carl stealing that race ... selective enforcement FTW

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:38 PM (8Prb7)

284 Many gun people here, serious ? Posted by: Joe
------------------------

Not me. I'm an innocent bystander.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

285 I would be honored to correspond with you. xoxo, my friend. prayers will continue. Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:32 PM (8lmkt) Thank you. Test sent...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:39 PM (qyfb5)

286 I guess if you were to choose just one, or, a first HG ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:39 PM (8Prb7)

287 Many gun people here, serious ? re handgun: Revolver or Semi?

why not several of each>>

If you limit your tolls in the box you limit what you can fix. And how much fun you can have.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:39 PM (TsPJM)

288 I only got the one, but I'm in love and here's her info:

http://www.ruger.com/products/sp101/

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:40 PM (8lmkt)

289 Since this is the ONT, who wants to fool around!?!?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 13, 2013 07:40 PM (Aif/5)

290 dependability and simplicity, revolver

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:40 PM (/7Xis)

291 What's a phonebooth?

Posted by: Young Moron at September 13, 2013 07:40 PM (OJvfL)

292 Semi-auto. Not a revolver fan, but I do respect them.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:41 PM (VyDjT)

293 Saturday's Richmond race was the last race to make the Chase (Nascar's playoffs). After Richmond the final 12 drivers were set. Since then the Chase drivers have been changed twice and now there's 13 of them instead of 12. One got kicked out and two got put in. All the drivers and long time fans and media seem stunned. Most of the long-time Nascar journalists and fans thought these were non-stories that just looked bad to those outside the sport who didn't understand how motorsports worked. But in a few days, Nascar seems to be fundamentally changing the nature of the sport. Things that were legal yesterday are illegal today. And they're making all these changes right as the playoffs start. Which is either noble, crazy, or crooked. Maybe all three.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:41 PM (ZPrif)

294 dependability and simplicity, revolver Posted by: The Jackhole
---------------

Never jams..., they tell me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)

295 289 Since this is the ONT, who wants to fool around!?!? Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 13, 2013 11:40 PM (Aif/5) Oh, hell yeah, finally a kindred spirit! Not like those...men who don't recognize the greatness that is me.

Posted by: Kate Mulvey at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (Dsds2)

296 Lou, you watch any of them from England or Australia? They are pretty good. My husband grabbed a bunch and they caught my attention, which is hard since I don't watch TV on my own any more. They use some unusually stuff, even by top chef standards for main ingredients, like camel???WTF??? That was from an Aussie one. I mean how many top chefs in four star places in first world country's are proficient at preparing main dishes that feature camel?

Posted by: lindafell at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (PGO8C)

297 Since this is the ONT, who wants to fool around!?!? Posted by: Sandra Fluke
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(ahem)

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

298 Thirteen is my lucky number. I have two black cats. Breaking a mirror brings me seven years good luck. I laugh over spilled milk. The big things and the good things of the universe are on my side. I do exercise caution before walking under ladders. Have yourselves sweet dreams, commenters I didn't have time to read. Nice ONT, CDR M! OK. ILBCNU.

Posted by: mindful webworker, feeling lucky, punk, well, do I? Yeah. :) at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (U13jb)

299 What's a phonebooth?>>

It was what we hooked a Phonograph to.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (TsPJM)

300 Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 11:16 PM (SAMxH) Good to hear you are doing well! What was the timeframe from initial surgery to walking without aids?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (XdnQT)

301 >dependability and simplicity, revolver

Posted by: The Jackhole



point n shoot

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (8sCoq)

302 291 What's a phonebooth? Posted by: Young Moron at September 13, 2013 11:40 PM (OJvfL) I dunno. What's a Paladin?

Posted by: The Avatar at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (Dsds2)

303 re handgun: Revolver or Semi? Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 11:34 PM (8Prb7) For you? Don't care. For me? Semi. The advantages are probably not what you think. But the real answer is to try everything you can and learn what you can. And by learn what you can I don't really mean ask on a political blog. Also, *don't* listen to Gun Counter Guy, whatever you do. A good training school is essential, but maybe not perfect. One of the Bigs if you can travel, or look for security schools near you or if you have CCW in the area ask the Sheriff's office (or check their web page) for a list of teachers / classes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (qyfb5)

304 I have  had a Smith n Wesson Model 10-5, an HK USP .40, and a Kahr PM9 before the tragic boating accident from which I was lucky to escape with my life

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 11:37 PM


I revised and extended in your favor; or, as the kids say these days "FIFY"

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (DCC9P)

305 Semi auto is NOT complicated and superior magazine capacity.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (VyDjT)

306 I picked up 1000 rds of .22 for $60.00 today. Not bad considering how high it's been lately

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (/7Xis)

307 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 11:36 PM (ZPrif) NASCAR hasn't had real good racing for awhile. Venues that used to be sold out all the damn time have seats open. Even Bristol sucks now.

Posted by: Young Moron at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (OJvfL)

308

When a revolver jams it becomes a paperweight.

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:45 PM (VyDjT)

309 Joe, all our guns were looted by illegals last summer. As well as reloading supplies. So we just gave up. There are no armaments, here. I've heard that if you try to defend yourself, then you're just asking for it. So we play it safe, and have happily disarmed ourselves, so as to coexist the way we have been instructed.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 07:45 PM (XyrkB)

310 Damn sock.

Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 07:46 PM (OJvfL)

311

Paldin. +15 to hit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:46 PM (VyDjT)

312 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 11:45 PM (VyDjT) Any unloaded gun is basically a rock or a club!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:46 PM (XdnQT)

313 @  300

   Timeframe was 4-6 weeks, since this was a pretty minor surgery, I can walk unaided IF I don't push hard and take my time.  Not any particular discomfort, just a sort of tight feeling.

    Biggest plus is that function will be unimpaired long term.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (SAMxH)

314 >I revised and extended in your favor; or, as the kids say these days "FIFY"

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 11:43 PM
(DCC9P)



yeah I forgot about the boat thing.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (8sCoq)

315 312 Any unloaded gun is basically a rock or a club!

You say that like it is bad thing.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (bKA83)

316

What's a Paladin?

 

One of Charlemagne's dudes. Most famous of them was Roland, but his good friend Oliver, Ogier the Dane, and a bunch of others were also paladins, or palace officials. Lots of stories about them. More metaphorically,  the word also means any knight with exceptionally heroic qualities.

 

There is also some modern stuff from Dungeons and Dragons, but who cares about that?

Posted by: Grey Fox at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (3Yxy0)

317 A good training school is essential, but maybe not perfect. One of the Bigs if you can travel, or look for security schools near you or if you have CCW in the area ask the Sheriff's office (or check their web page) for a list of teachers / classes. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 13, 2013 11:42 PM

Mustn't forget the NRA...there are a lot of NRA certified instructors out there working free-lance

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (DCC9P)

318 Isn't the better question which of my pistols do I like best? Not do I buy a revolver or a Semi-Auto? Maybe which do I buy first makes sense but not limit yourself to only one.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (TsPJM)

319 313 My consult didn't make it sound that minor, but that was for me.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (XdnQT)

320 Damn. Good movie. Good tequila. Which is even better when you add some lime juice and sugar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)

321 Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman at September 13, 2013 11:47 PM (bKA83) Context is everything!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (XdnQT)

322 Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 11:45 PM (XyrkB)

Good God, you're not kidding about this?  Because it gave me the shivers.  That is so fuckin' wrong in so many ways.  Srsly horrifying to me. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (8lmkt)

323 Never jams..., they tell me.

They can fail to fire though if poorly maintained.  There's at least one dead NYPD detective I know of who never fired their revolver or took it out of their holster in like 20 years.  Subsequent investigation of the fatality showed all their range quals turned out to be "pencil pass" favors.

The day he needed it, it was locked up solid with rust from 20 years of sweat, encrusted pocket lint/dirt, etc.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (9MLX+)

324 Never jams..., they tell me. Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 11:41 PM (aDwsi) Ask a gunsmith.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (qyfb5)

325 There was no pleasing all the fans. Many were screaming yesterday that Nascar was crooked and Roger Penske was bribing other drivers to let his driver, Joey Logano, to pass them. Which ultimately screwed Jeff Gordon out of a spot in the Chase. (That's because their was radio traffic of one crew chief saying, basically, I got Penske here and he wants to bribe us to let Logano pass us. It was pretty blatant sounding.) Today, an equal # are saying Nascar is crooked cause they chose to rectify the Penske bribe and MWR sandbagging by changing the rules of the playoff system and just ... putting Jeff Gordon back in. Most of this is because the spotters, drivers, and crew chiefs were so dumb they talked about all this crap on an open radio channel. But some of it is that Nascar had accepted some of these underhanded games as just part of the sport. But more media attention means outsiders see this stuff and it looks crooked as hell.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (ZPrif)

326 Heh. Just got a chance to read that global cooling article and some of the comments, there are a couple of commenters who are contending that the global cooling scare was a few articles taken out of context by the media and that it was a myth, that it was never "consensus". I remember it well, we were all going to ZOMG die because of the smog choking out the sun and we were all going to freeze to death as our oil reserves were used up trying to heat the houses...but of course, it was all a myth, says the glow-bull warminists now.



I have a prediction. Round about 2050, while the scientists are consensualling each other about the up and coming ice age, they will say that the AGW fraud was all a myth, that it was cooked up by a complicit media over a few articles taken out of context.  But here's the thing...they will be right, just as the ones who call the cooling scam a myth are right now, but for the wrong reasons.



Yes it was a few articles blown way out of proportion by a complicit media with those fears being fed by "scientists" who were bilking the worlds governments out of billions of dollars of research money. Just like today and the AGW scam. And the sad thing is...its the same group of "scientists" doing the scaring, and the same complicit media doing the hyping. The names change (well, a few of them don't, that James Hanson (sp?) asshole from NASA was beating the ice age drum in the 70s just like he's beating the AGW drum now) but the story is still the same.



It's all bullshit. Follow the money.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:51 PM (yh0zB)

327 There is no such thing as the perfect gun. The only perfect gun is the one that you have ready.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:52 PM (XlPzM)

328 Peaches, LA has one of the best gun clubs in the country.
http://www.larrclub.org/directions.html


Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (JNUY4)

329 Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:50 PM (8lmkt) The state provides my EBT card,my free obama phone, and my security! What could go wrong?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (XdnQT)

330 Whereas, Carl flat out jumps restart and steals race and not a word.  I am fascinating by all the NASCAR fan conspiracy stuff, never would've thought they would change on-track results based on it ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (8Prb7)

331 326 Heh. Just got a chance to read that global cooling article and some of the comments, there are a couple of commenters who are contending that the global cooling scare was a few articles taken out of context by the media and that it was a myth, that it was never "consensus".

They'll be saying that about "global warming" within our lifetimes.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (bKA83)

332 Peaches! God, no. Being sarcastic. I thought it would be obvious, therefore no sarc tag necessary. Sorry for being obtuse.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (XyrkB)

333 Oh. You already said that. Never mind.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:54 PM (bKA83)

334 Fascinated to see how Nascar proposes to police and eliminate team orders. F1 has the same problem.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:54 PM (ZPrif)

335 327 There is no such thing as the perfect gun. The only perfect gun is the one that you have ready.

You can say that again.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at September 13, 2013 07:55 PM (bKA83)

336

NASCAR has always been fixed. 

The Sikh have a hand in all pro sports.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 07:56 PM (KY+9m)

337 There is no such thing as the perfect gun. The only perfect gun is the one that you have ready.

You can say that again.>>

Preach it Brother

Posted by: Timmothy Treadwell at September 13, 2013 07:57 PM (TsPJM)

338 No, Kalneva, apparently I am the obtuse one.  Thanks God!!!

Peaches, LA has one of the best gun clubs in the country.
http://www.larrclub.org/directions.html


Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 11:53 PM (JNUY4)

Thanks, Stringer.  I think that's where my doc goes every Tuesday, I bookmarked it.  I just want to get the fuck out of this shiteating town and go somewhere sane.  Meantime, I will check this out.  Beyond embarrassed that I haven't even put the snapcaps in fluffy and dry-fired.  srsly, what's the point?  I wanna fire live ammo.


Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:58 PM (8lmkt)

339 I was thinking the Syria Charlie Foxtrot patch would be three cocks fumbling around the cloaca of a half-feathered, wide-eyed cartoon chicken.

The logo can say something like "oh no, not again" in Aramaic.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 07:58 PM (d7tB2)

340

Yeah they went to COT to eliminate the politicking, and now it's as political as F1 ... we should all just "Like" the championship on Facebook

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:59 PM (8Prb7)

341 Many gun people here, serious ? re handgun: Revolver or Semi?

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 11:34 PM (8Prb7)



The correct answer is "yes."




The more correct answer is what Sith Lord Merovign said, find the one that suits you and ignore what everyone else tries to convince you of. The best gun is the one you like, will practice with, and will carry wherever it is legal to do so (not that I would advocate anything illegal mind you), because that's the one you will have with you if/when you need it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:59 PM (yh0zB)

342 Ask a gunsmith. Posted by: Merovign
--------------------

I'm not saying that it never happens, just that it is less likely, and statistically happens less often.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:00 PM (aDwsi)

343
    For years, my carry piece has been my 1911.  Either that gun was designed for my hand, or vice versa.  I've handled a ton of weapons, but this single auto just FITS. Can't describe it any other way.

   Never have had a ftf, and only a couple ftls, attributed to a mag problem.

   Plus each year it sees a gunsmith for a thorough check. The only thing I require from the weapon is that it goes bang when the trigger is squeezed--EVERY DAMN TIME.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 08:00 PM (SAMxH)

344 I would confess that I'm a revolver guy...you click and it goes bang, and the "safety" is defined as "keep your booger-hook off the bang switch"

I like semis for the capacity and the ease of carry.

When TheBurningTimes™ comes, I'll be openingly sporting a .357 on my hip, with the semi in back-up position*

*had I not lost all my firearms in the tragic boating accident from which I was lucky to escape with my life

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 08:00 PM (DCC9P)

345 There is no such thing as the perfect gun. The only perfect gun is the one that you have ready.

You can say that again.>>

Preach it Brother


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Melinda Herman at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (JawqV)

346 PUTIN 2016!

Posted by: Moron Labe! at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (cmekS)

347 jumps restart

Local dirt tracks do better policing.  Try that shit at say dinky regional Lebanon Valley speedway in NY and you'll get black flagged.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (9MLX+)

348 I haven't even put the snapcaps in fluffy and dry-fired. srsly, what's the point? I wanna fire live ammo.>>

I would suggest starting with the 38s just to break her in. That and in my 686 I get a lot of rise shooting 357s.

Posted by: Timmothy Treadwell at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (TsPJM)

349 344 I would confess that I'm a revolver guy...you click and it goes bang, and the "safety" is defined as "keep your booger-hook off the bang switch"

Not really seeing the distinction here...

Posted by: Glock at September 13, 2013 08:02 PM (bKA83)

350

Hrothgar, loaded or not, when a revolver "jams" you need to switch to a different gun.

My father is old school LEO and he has found certain loads do not function in a .38 spl S&/W snubbie.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (VyDjT)

351 I'm just gonna leave this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tng8g95snLw

It's a song in which a woman wishes her good-for-nothing boyfriend were more like Putin. Because that's just the sort of messed up world in which we're living.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (0HMaA)

352 Alton, you might have said before, but I'm no Breitbart, where are you,on the road? If you don't have to kill me if you tell me.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (XyrkB)

353 . Beyond embarrassed that I haven't even put the snapcaps in fluffy and dry-fired. srsly, what's the point? I wanna fire live ammo. Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:58 PM (8lmkt) Perfect Practice Makes Perfect. Someday I will polish up my many pages of notes from different classes and make a training novella. One thing you should consider is an airsoft gun - one of the medium-priced ones, not the $10 toy spring guns. Good trigger training with target feedback and minimal shock and awe to distract you from what you're trying to learn. Just don't mistake it for the real thing, always use a safe backstop, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (qyfb5)

354 348 I haven't even put the snapcaps in fluffy and dry-fired. srsly, what's the point? I wanna fire live ammo.>>

I would suggest starting with the 38s just to break her in. That and in my 686 I get a lot of rise shooting 357s.


Also, get some +P. Nice intermediate step before taking on the big flash and "why did my revolver go vertical" of the .357.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 08:04 PM (bKA83)

355 Beyond embarrassed that I haven't even put the snapcaps in fluffy and dry-fired. srsly, what's the point? I wanna fire live ammo.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:58 PM (8lmkt)




I need to get back into my dry fire routine. I could really tell the difference last range session. I started out with the .45 pulling low and left, and ended up doing the same thing with the 9mm. Flinching MF'r, the only cure for that is a religiously followed dry fire routine coupled with a few snap caps loaded in with some live rounds by your range partner so you don't know where they are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:04 PM (yh0zB)

356

Fear of theft is a big reason I never acquired one before, although I don't really have those anymore.  Thx all for the replies, was interested in y'alls opinions.  I had pretty much worked out revolver on my own, as I have shot plenty of friend's heaters, and I find the jamming of the semi's somewhat unnerving ...

 

Still not sure if I want one, as I don't think my temperament is well suited ... but I do really enjoy shooting.

 

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:05 PM (8Prb7)

357 When I had a 92F it would fire/extract even when totally filthy and feeding any random ammo from light weight round nose to very heavy subsonic taper nose shit designed for suppressor usage.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:05 PM (9MLX+)

358 It's a song in which a woman wishes her good-for-nothing boyfriend were more like Putin.

I don't even... the... what...

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 08:06 PM (d7tB2)

359 The only thing I require from the weapon is that it goes bang when the trigger is squeezed--EVERY DAMN TIME.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 14, 2013 12:00 AM (SAMxH)



Yep. As Col. Cooper said, nothing more terrifying than a click when you expected a bang...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (yh0zB)

360 351 It's a song in which a woman wishes her good-for-nothing boyfriend were more like Putin. Because that's just the sort of messed up world in which we're living.

I met a Russian chick who was completely on board with Putin. Her view was basically that the Russian people need someone who will whip them like a Viking. The alternative would be permanent vodka intoxication for all hands.

Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (bKA83)

361 IG, I covet a 1911, and have decided that I'll replace my 9mm carry gun (which has developed reliability issues) with a 1911.

Since IG brought it up, any of you Morons know anything about the Remington 1911?  thx.

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (DCC9P)

362 I'm not saying that it never happens, just that it is less likely, and statistically happens less often. Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 14, 2013 12:00 AM (aDwsi) There's also the distinction between a malfunction and a jam. Semi's definitely malfunction more often but are easier to clear. So there's that. You have to train for it because your instinct is to try to figure out what is wrong. Many courses even train you to wait if the bang doesn't happen. Terrible idea.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (qyfb5)

363

>>> I had a 92F

 

 

I've got a 96.   Love it.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:08 PM (KY+9m)

364 Like the much-revered irongrampa said, when I put my little hand around fluffy, that was IT, I knew it and I said, gimme, here's the money, where are the forms.  It was love at first grab.  You just know when it's perfect and why fuck around at that point?  You pays your money, you takes your ride. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:09 PM (8lmkt)

365 At least Putin is for his country. Better than we have. Sorry to say. I wish we could have anyone who was as gung-ho about America. (Fuck yeah!)

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:09 PM (XyrkB)

366 purp - Was the Beretta a service issue?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:10 PM (aDwsi)

367 I met a Russian chick who was completely on board with Putin. Her view was basically that the Russian people need someone who will whip them like a Viking. The alternative would be permanent vodka intoxication for all hands. Posted by: Splunge at September 14, 2013 12:07 AM (bKA83) You know, my (admittedly very limited) knowledge of the Russians won't let me argue much with her statement.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:11 PM (GEICT)

368 "At least Putin is for his country. Better than we have. Sorry to say. I wish we could have anyone who was as gung-ho about America. (Fuck yeah!)"

This is what I am pointing out.
Putin is for bettering the lot of his own people.
Unlike the "we suck, therefore, fuck us" crowd that we have elected. Our crowd is determined to end us.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 08:11 PM (XlPzM)

369 alright friends, I'm out- there's a thing of ice cream in the freezer with my name on it

actually it has somebody named 'vanilla' 's name on it, but, you know...

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

370 @353

   "Perfect practice makes perfect"

    Damn straight.

    Mero, Gotta say that a .22 is the ideal for a beginner. No recoil to distract or create a flinch.  When the basics are ingrained, then you can caliber up.

   Least this has been my experience.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (SAMxH)

371
1) Swipe (clears stovepipes)
2) Tap (reseats loose mag)
3) Rack (clear squibs, no-fires)
4) Squeeze (bang)

That drill cures 99% of semi problems.  With practice, you can get down to around a second or so.

The other 1% are probably gonna be mechanical breakage, then you're SOL.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (9MLX+)

372 Purp, they black flagged Jimmie earlier in the year for a much less egregious violation - Carl jumped it by a mile.  To sound like a paranoid Nascar fan, I would say they like Carl more.

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (8Prb7)

373 @348 You shooting .357+P+? I have the 686 Plus and it's one of the more "stable" .357 platforms I've handled. I like my Ruger GP, but the 686 has less rise. Unless you have a real short barrel? There's a lot of arn on that thang. The Dan Wesson is lighter and has no more rise. I think that's a "balance" issue. Very, well, graceful.

You want some real snap, try the LadySmith .357. Yow. So pretty. So fierce.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (JNUY4)

374 I had pretty much worked out revolver on my own, as I have shot plenty of friend's heaters, and I find the jamming of the semi's somewhat unnerving ...

Still not sure if I want one, as I don't think my temperament is well suited ... but I do really enjoy shooting.

Posted by: Joe at September 14, 2013 12:05 AM (8Prb7)



I had a problem with the Glock 36 when I first got it, failure to eject issues. Its not an unheard of problem with the first 36's, and mine was a Gen 2. I changed the spring out and haven't had a problem with it since, but it did lessen my confidence in the gun for a while.



With that said, if you are having problems with your semi then you need another gun. Either it's a handling issue (limp wristing) or it's a mechanical issue with the gun, either way it will decrease your confidence in it and you won't want to carry it. Sometimes another gun will solve the problem (for instance when Ima used to comment regularly she would tell you she can't shoot a Glock but loves her Sig).



Nothing wrong with a wheelgun, BTW, and I'm not really a Glock fanboi although that's all I own right now. I have a friend who carries a .454 Alaskan, he says he only wants to have to shoot it once, and whoever he has to shoot he will try hard not to kill...so that he can beat them to death with the gun for making him shoot it. I've shot it, and that's a kicking beast, but it will surely get the job done. Shock And Awe.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (yh0zB)

375 g'night, Jones

Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 08:13 PM (DCC9P)

376 as I have shot plenty of friend's heaters, and I find the jamming of the semi's somewhat unnerving ...>>

I've had semi pistols that had jamming problems. It usually was a cheap mag problem or could be fixed with a specific ammo selection. Any gun you buy get out and know it. It will tell you if it's the right one for you and you will learn it's idiosyncrasies. Is it a shooting in the woods target gun or Holy shit my life is on the line gun.

Posted by: Timmothy Treadwell at September 13, 2013 08:13 PM (TsPJM)

377 Nascar over-reacted with the MWR stuff. Teammates have always done everything to help teammates. Including sandbagging and spinning out. I was much more bothered by the Penske stuff. A big, rich team bribing a small, poorer team for track position in the middle of the race cuts at the core of the sports. Everybody knows to expect teammates to follow team orders. You don't expect a car to lay down to help out a non-teammate cause the owner bribes your crew chief mid-race. That's a serious problem. Not sure how arbitrarily putting Gordon in the Chase fixes that problem. Once the MWR stuff blew up in the media Nascar was in a no-win situation. They turned a blind eye to that stuff for decades. Nascar has handled this about as badly as Obama on Syria. Always one step behind events. Not sure who Putin is here, though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 08:14 PM (ZPrif)

378 376
Crap I forgot that sock again.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (TsPJM)

379 You want some real snap, try the LadySmith .357. Yow. So pretty. So fierce.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2013 12:12 AM (JNUY4)


The day I found fluffy there was a vintage LadySmith in the case.  They wanted over 2 grand for it.  I didn't even ask to hold it, although it was tiny and appealing.  I don't know if it was a .357, it seemed very, very small.  And very pricey. Plus, who knew where she'd been???? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (8lmkt)

380 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 14, 2013 12:03 AM (VyDjT) Guns that jam for unknown reasons should be left unloaded and considered to be rocks for defense purposes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (XdnQT)

381

wow blow my mind, I always thought Carousel was at 33, not 30. Briefly stopping by in the midst of the future shock marathon on TCM. Finally watched Minority Report. Meh mostly but I want the cars that drive sideways on buildings please.

 

 

 

And if I walked into a store and a chirpy hologram welcomed me back and recited what I had bought last time in the store I think I would probably punch the next person I saw.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (RZ8pf)

382 and I find the jamming of the semi's somewhat unnerving ... Still not sure if I want one, as I don't think my temperament is well suited ... but I do really enjoy shooting. Posted by: Joe at September 14, 2013 12:05 AM (8Prb7) 1) Your friends had problems, my Glocks have not malfunctioned in the 20 years and many thousands of rounds I've had them. I would expect a couple every now and then, but frequently means gun or ammo problems. 2) That is wisdom. It is not for everyone. You might be surprised that on the two occasions during my training that someone decided it was not for them, everyone else in the classes was very supportive of them and their decision. Life and death decisions are not the place for ego.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:16 PM (qyfb5)

383 Practice with a gun is good. Very good.
But you will never get to practice with someone returning fire.
Because if you do, it is no longer "practice".

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 08:16 PM (XlPzM)

384 IG, I have my grand-daddy's High Standard model HB to practice with. I love that little pistol, and I must admit that part of the fondness is due to its heritage.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:16 PM (yh0zB)

385 Heyyyy, I have a Kahr CW9 and I LOVE IT.  I prefer semi-autos. Much easier to shoot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 08:17 PM (VyDjT)

386

I agree the Russkies loves them some despot, its been true throughout their history.  When I worked at a pizza joint in the early '90s there was a recent immigrant who was learning about our politics and asked me "Joe - how come when you elect president, he no serve for life?"

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:17 PM (8Prb7)

387 Anybody see this? Pretty cool. Time lapse video of an Eagle Ford gas well in TX. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_j7UkuzJTU

Posted by: Preznit Wiggum at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (QMWjL)

388 I have a friend who carries a .454 Alaskan, he says he only wants to have to shoot it once, and whoever he has to shoot he will try hard not to kill...so that he can beat them to death with the gun for making him shoot it.

I just had a little gungasm reading that, GGE.  I don't suppose there's any chance your friend is single . . . in any case, man after my own heart right there.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (8lmkt)

389 Was the Beretta a service issue?

No, civie.  I had two at one point.  A plain 92F and 92FS.  Both had the same eat-anything and fire filthy good manners.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the mil versions had cheaper cruder feed ramp machining to reduce cost since all they're supposed to eat is ball.  A lot of the German wartime Walther 9's and 32's I've had were were fussy about ammo because of the cruder machining than on the peacetime civilian versions.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (9MLX+)

390 navybrat, this cycle will continue until we can stop the universities from peddling this shit, which is why TFG and the minions are trying so hard for more lax student loans. That stupid flag removal thing was such a harbinger of worse things to come. USA bad, everyone else good. Go live in one of those places, you cunts. See how you like it.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (XyrkB)

391

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

the only beretta worth owning is the px storm in .45

 

and da bears

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:19 PM (M1wQA)

392 But you will never get to practice with someone returning fire.
Because if you do, it is no longer "practice".

Posted by: navybrat at September 14, 2013 12:16 AM (XlPzM)



But at that point all you have trained to do comes to the forefront. Train like you fight, fight like you train.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:19 PM (yh0zB)

393

389  a guy at the range about a month ago let me try his 92F

the smoothness and accuracy compared to the military one was amazing

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:21 PM (M1wQA)

394 Ok biches. You want Friday the 13th? I'll give you Friday the 13th.

Editing pictures for a slideshow for my mom's funeral on Monday. Go to run to the store for a few things. Come back, and my main computer is stone cold dead. Grrrr.

So I go get my mom's tower that I had my uncle pick up from her house on an errand run up to the funeral home. Hook it up. Basically brand new except all her pictures from her phone. Just what I need. Hmmm.

Grab one of the usb sticks he found. 'Maybe these have some docs we'll need'. The first one has all her favorite music her best friend has spent days trying to remember and search for. All the music we need. Hmmmm.

Thanks mom.



Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 08:21 PM (eEEbp)

395 Hey y'all.

Every day now, I find something new that makes me say, "I didn't sign up for this shit."

Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:21 PM (+Wfbd)

396 Heyyyy, I have a Kahr CW9 and I LOVE IT. I prefer semi-autos. Much easier to shoot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 14, 2013 12:17 AM (VyDjT) 



Tell me some more about your Kahr, the local rep has been tempting me with their new .45, I am looking at it for my first (People's Republic of IL) carry piece.

Posted by: Steck at September 13, 2013 08:22 PM (RL7U1)

397

392  But at that point all you have trained to do comes to the forefront.

 

you forgot running away and screaming like a little bitch to fight another day

worked for me

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:22 PM (M1wQA)

398 Here's what I'm getting next. http://tinyurl.com/2659gah It'll be my carry. There's a gun show coming through the area soon....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

399 Editing pictures for a slideshow for my mom's funeral on Monday. Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 12:21 AM (eEEbp) Prayers for you and yours. I would be a flaming wreck the likes of which you have never seen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:23 PM (qyfb5)

400 291 What's a phonebooth?

A while ago, I noticed some mysterious posts by the entrance to my local grocery store. They went up about, oh, five feet or so and had a variety of interesting little holes and some wires in them.

I scratched my head and thought about them for a while.

Eventually, I realized that those were all that was left of some phone booths.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 08:23 PM (0HMaA)

401 I just had a little gungasm reading that, GGE. I don't suppose there's any chance your friend is single . . . in any case, man after my own heart right there.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 12:18 AM (8lmkt)




It's...eh...complicated. He has a Russian wife who decided she was homesick and went back home a little over a year ago, but now she's trying to come back here, to stay this time. Her sister...who is his ex wife...shares a house with him for now until he gets his new house closer to where he works liveable. He's an interesting guy to say the least. A curmudgeon. I think you'd like him. He's also the guy that got me into shooting, I refer to him as Range Partner on the blog.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:24 PM (yh0zB)

402 Posted by: Joe at September 14, 2013 12:17 AM (8Prb7) Ah, the we-need-a-despot-to-make-us-strong fallacy. Always sad to see.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 13, 2013 08:24 PM (Dsds2)

403

hey garrett and the other guitarists, here's my next project if I get it

 

http://tinyurl.com/mp8ho3l

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:25 PM (M1wQA)

404 the smoothness and accuracy compared to the military one was amazing

Even seen on of the Egyptian military's Helwan 9mm?   That be some straight up nasty crude shit...makes cheap Chinese tool machining look like the space shuttle.

Dudes must have been making them with hand chisels and blow torches.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (9MLX+)

405 oh no esch. Prayers for you and for yours.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (d7tB2)

406

Well said FB Joe, I've been wanting to talk about this somewhere

 

GCE that Alaskan story made me laugh

 

The particular jamnation special was something called a (I think) a Dectronics stainless compact .45 (1911?) - kept by an ex Redleg capt who was bigtime CCW guy - it had problems in spite of his expertise.  I believe he went to Glock not too long after that incident.  Another friend had a sweet Baretta that was soo smooth I had a standing offer on it if he ever replaced it ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (8Prb7)

407 386 I agree the Russkies loves them some despot, its been true throughout their history.

Yeah. There are a couple of times in Russian history where they grab some random prince and say "Please be our king! We need a king!"

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (0HMaA)

408 Prayers for you and yours.

I would be a flaming wreck the likes of which you have never seen.


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 12:23 AM (qyfb5)

Oh, that'll be her mother and sister.

Thanks for the prayers. It's been a rough week.

Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 08:28 PM (eEEbp)

409 IG, I have my grand-daddy's High Standard model HB to practice with. I love that little pistol, and I must admit that part of the fondness is due to its heritage.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
-------------------

I sold one of those a while back. Wishing I hadn't. It was a fun plinker.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:28 PM (aDwsi)

410

404  never saw one but once shot a Bahrain cop's whatever the hell it was

put one round through it and gave it back

total piece of crap

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:28 PM (M1wQA)

411 Every day now, I find something new that makes me say, "I didn't sign up for this shit." Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2013 12:21 AM (+Wfbd) Hope it's just annoying and not serious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (qyfb5)

412 and da bears

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 12:19 AM (M1wQA)




Oh? Did they get a group discount on tickets?




Steck, congrats! Finally! I just hope they reciprocate with NC, currently IL is the only state I have to pull over and disarm before crossing when going to see the folks...which is why I've been going the long way through TN.



NCJ, yeah running away screaming is the first option for sure.



BC, niiiice! Integrated laser and everything!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (yh0zB)

413 Peaches, there is a Lady Smith .38, 5 shot I think. Those are really small.
I can't imagine one selling for $2K without engraving or "provenance."

The .357 fires .38 very politely -- really the only short-barrel I've ever liked.
The attitude only comes on in the more powerful round.

I fired a titanium frame .357 snubby once. "Once." It's not the wrist action, it's the "Smith hoop" trigger guard shape (that almost all revolvers use). The bird finger is trapped behind that little strap. If your fingers happen to be extremely slim, you miss all the fun. It stings, very annoyingly. It's not supposed to hurt, as the girl said at the picnic.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (JNUY4)

414 A phonebooth? That's a clear Tardis, right?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (qyfb5)

415 Goodnight, horde. Prayers, and/or well wishes. I pray for people who don't want them, but why should they care? No skin off their backs.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (XyrkB)

416 Today, one of my co-workers (who lives on his boat) told me that earlier this week, he found out that some of the other liveaboards (the leftist ones) have been whispering behind his back about how they hate his Blackwater tshirt.

"So I just went on-line this morning and bought two more"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 11:18 PM (MBqvE)


Heh. I'm wearing my Halliburton shirt right now. Has King Kong rarin' up from the monkey boards of an oil rig.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 08:30 PM (8Fl6F)

417

Again with the Charvel?

What's it gonna take to get you into a nice 50's Fender?

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:30 PM (KY+9m)

418

Sorry for your loss esch

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:30 PM (8Prb7)

419 BC, niiiice! Integrated laser and everything! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 12:29 AM (yh0zB) Yup, I rented it at the range, kind of on a lark, and LOVED it. Saved all the money I got as Christmas and BDay presents and that'll cover it. I would have already purchased it, but apparently not a single fucking dealer in Jacksonville has one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (GEICT)

420 Good evening y'all. Hope everyone is well.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (N/Sup)

421 It shoots pistol ammo but this is the most special ammo finicky gun I have.
MK760

http://arizonashooting.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=123880

Kinda cool but a pain in the ass

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (TsPJM)

422

a 50's fender?  a butt ton of cash?

they aren't cheap

plus I am an admitted brand whore

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (M1wQA)

423 Thanks for the prayers. It's been a rough week.

Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 12:28 AM (eEEbp)




I wish I didn't know as much about this as I do. My prayers to you and yours as well.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (yh0zB)

424 >>> Hope it's just annoying and not serious.

Not life or death.  Could still turn out serious.

Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (+Wfbd)

425 Bomber - You'd be surprised how little media coverage there is of the Herat attack.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (aDwsi)

426

My sincere condolences on the loss of your mother.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (KY+9m)

427 Time lapse video of an Eagle Ford gas well in TX. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_j7UkuzJTU That's pretty interesting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (JTHxg)

428 Hey what's wrong with a Charvel? I used to have a San Dimas employee custom, I occasionally mention. My hands just do not move in a way that lets me play guitar. (sigh) Being alien.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (qyfb5)

429 Heh. I'm wearing my Halliburton shirt right now. Has King Kong rarin' up from the monkey boards of an oil rig.>>

Have you worked on rigs?

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (TsPJM)

430 but apparently not a single fucking dealer in Jacksonville has one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 12:31 AM (GEICT)




But I'm sure for a nominal fee they could get it for you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (yh0zB)

431 You wouldn’t have had to worry so much about this cheesiness in the Victorian era (1837-1901). During this period, etiquette and beauty standards were much different than they are today. In Victorian times, a small, tightly controlled mouth was considered beautiful. In fact, photographers during this era elicited the desired portrait expression by having their subjects “say prunes”. Smiles during this time were only typically captured on children, peasants, and drunks

Posted by: Shay Cheesh at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (N3Al8)

432 Chiappa Rhino is the only pistol I've ever been able to hit a target with. A weird revolver.

Posted by: bern at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (F8wlp)

433 Heh. I'm wearing my Halliburton shirt right now. Has King Kong rarin' up from the monkey boards of an oil rig. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2013 12:30 AM (8Fl6F) This is what I wear pretty much every July 4th.... http://tinyurl.com/l5rxzwh

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)

434 Steck, congrats! Finally! I just hope they reciprocate with NC, currently IL is the only state I have to pull over and disarm before crossing when going to see the folks...which is why I've been going the long way through TN.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 12:29 AM (yh0zB)



GGE, alas, it will be years before *anyone* gets reciprocity with IL, long story :-(    One step at a time...

Posted by: Steck at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (RL7U1)

435

a 50's fender? a butt ton of cash?
they aren't cheap

 

Your sugar momma can afford a nice 59 Jazzmaster for you. 

 

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (KY+9m)

436 425 Hey, if we can forget Benghazi, we can forget Herat!

Posted by: MFM Senate Designated Journalist at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (XdnQT)

437 BRB...dog says he needs to go out. I swear if the little hairy fucker just goes out and stares down the road I'll put him out on the run for a while.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:35 PM (yh0zB)

438 Any experience here with Steyr M9-A1?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:35 PM (aDwsi)

439 I don't imagine you are worth a slab board strat, though.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:35 PM (KY+9m)

440 Howdy Seamus. I haven't seen ya in a while. Although that may be my erratic posting more than you not being around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)

441 Ugh. Off with Weiner sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

442 Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 12:21 AM (eEEbp)

prayers up, esch . . . I'm so sorry for your loss.  God bless you and yours.

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (8lmkt)

443 How's Tricks, Horde?  Very late.  No sleepy.  No beer.  *meh*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (lq3Ak)

444

435  my 50th bday is coming up in 2 years

maybe...just maybe

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (M1wQA)

445 >>> Bomber - You'd be surprised how little media coverage there is of the Herat attack.

Not a lot about it over here.  Different RC, but I'd have thought we would have heard more about it.  Everything I know about it is from the news.

Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (+Wfbd)

446 Made it through the 13th, so I am done!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (XdnQT)

447 Here's a live feed of the Japanese rocket preparing to lift off: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nvs-live Looks like an amateur video to me. But I don't speak Japanese, so what do I know? The official feed is supposed to start in a few minutes: http://tinyurl.com/lfryarj Launch time is 2:00 pm JST, or 1:00 am EDT.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

448 I just got my first .22 today. My husband is taking me to shoot it this weekend.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:38 PM (J8Q1Z)

449

439  I've seen myself naked

i'm barely worth strings

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:38 PM (M1wQA)

450 I just got my first .22 today. My husband is taking me to shoot it this weekend. Posted by: CaliGirl
------------------

Good for you! A long gun?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (aDwsi)

451 Slap!!!  Bomber!!!!  The two 'rons I credit with keeping me safe in so many ways.  Y'all want beer?  I got plenty!  Y'all can have 'em all. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (8lmkt)

452 @440 I've been working more, lurking some, posting a lot less. How are things in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (N/Sup)

453 Damn esch. I've lost several grandparents and great-grandparents, but none that I was all that close to. Thoughts and prayers for you in this time. I don't know your faith, but I will say, I'm firmly in the camp of one day we'll get to see them all again. One day the pain and tears will be wiped away. But I know how much it hurts in the meantime.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (GEICT)

454

>>> i'm barely worth strings

 

Ha!

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (KY+9m)

455 Good evening, Horde. Spent the evening snuggling up and knitting a sweater while we watched tv. Anyone watching Broadchurch (David Tenant)? We watched the first episode tonight.

Posted by: Gingy at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (aH+zP)

456
   Time for the old folk.  For a change, a lazy day tomorrow.



         Goodnite, good people.     Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (SAMxH)

457 Our (Abusive) Federal Family Children are already taught to consider the government to be “their family.” Now the various minions of the Obama administration are coming right out and referring to the Federal government the “our Federal family.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3186

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (Vk2pI)

458 My father is getting up there and I know the fight with my brothers will be about his gun collection. Luger,1911,Ruger Blackhawk 44 Arisaka with the sun still on it...

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (TsPJM)

459 Thanks, Peaches.  *grabs beer*

*crack*

...ahhhh.  That'll do, indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (lq3Ak)

460 Slappy! Good evening sir.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (GEICT)

461 ..and there's nothing wrong with a Charvel.  

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (KY+9m)

462 OK, the official JAXA feed is up now. Finally. http://tinyurl.com/lfryarj

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

463 If you squint your eyes a bit and imagine a SA single stack 92F made by Fred Flintstone, that's what the Egyptian Helwan looks like.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:41 PM (9MLX+)

464 Yes, he bought it at big five. We got their last box of .22 bullets too, it has a scope. He said we can shoot the squirrels at the ranch. It will be my first time shooting a long gun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:41 PM (J8Q1Z)

465 Chiappa Rhino is the only pistol I've ever been able to hit a target with. A weird revolver. Posted by: bern at September 14, 2013 12:34 AM (F8wlp) I LURV the Mateba, but it's a collector's item now because they're out of business. Like the Rhino it fires from the lower chamber, but it's a semi-automatic revolver (an auto-revolver). When I can afford a Bren Ten for fun I'll get a Mateba and probably never fire it because no parts. http://youtu.be/F78L3MmjREk

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (qyfb5)

466 Losing irongrampa but gaining the old Irish lady (Hi Gingy!) Nite IG!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)

467 @432 Chiappa, the pride and joy of Dayton. I passed up a Mateba (same designer) for a thousand about 15 years ago; that would have been a fair investment. What an interesting approach. Best (for sure) and worst (on a bad day) of both worlds. But they sure are a joy to handle, in the biblical sense. 

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (JNUY4)

468 Global warming ate my baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (5cBpo)

469 Cali- You're gonna need more cartridges....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (aDwsi)

470 >>> Y'all want beer? I got plenty! Y'all can have 'em all.

I will take you up on that in real life someday, Peaches.

Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:43 PM (+Wfbd)

471 Went to the range for the first time in a few months. The lack of practice was painfully evident. I might be okay if I am ever attacked by the broad side of a barn.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:43 PM (N/Sup)

472 CaliGirl, congrats!!!  On your new firearm but mostly on having someone who will take you out to shoot the damn thing.  I am envious . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (8lmkt)

473 I'm not sure where to find them. Can you buy them at Walmart?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (J8Q1Z)

474

461  I want a koa wood 7 string san dimas for my bday next month but getting the new car was enough I think

 

plus the girl would steal it

 

speaking of, the xx chromosomes are dying the weekly soccer streak as I type

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (M1wQA)

475 teaching class tonight... (open thread, so I'm just throwing this out).  Calc based physics I.  I've to two students who stand out.  One is a PO1 corpsman (active) other is medically retired crew chief from 160th.  Crew chief is running like 30 purple hearts.

He was shocked when I called him a Nighthawk.  He said "no one knows that."

We're trading patches.  And hat tip to you Nighthawks.  FILO

Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (x3YFz)

476 Cali - Depends..., some yes, some no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (aDwsi)

477 464 Yes, he bought it at big five. We got their last box of .22 bullets too, it has a scope. He said we can shoot the squirrels at the ranch. It will be my first time shooting a long gun. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 12:41 AM (J8Q1Z) Awesome! Use hearing protection, obey the four rules of handling a firearm, and have fun!

Posted by: Preznit Wiggum at September 13, 2013 08:45 PM (QMWjL)

478 463  oh lord, I think that's what the Bahrain cops have

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:45 PM (M1wQA)

479 OK, the official JAXA feed is up now. Finally. http://tinyurl.com/lfryarj Heh, that launch site looks like it's carved out of the side of a hill. Much different from the ultra-flatness of Cape Canaveral.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 13, 2013 08:46 PM (JTHxg)

480 What's Shakin', BC?  How's tricks?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:46 PM (lq3Ak)

481 466 Losing irongrampa but gaining the old Irish lady (Hi Gingy!) Nite IG! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 12:42 AM (GEICT) --- Only a quarter, you bastard.

Posted by: Gingy at September 13, 2013 08:46 PM (aH+zP)

482

475  big brain HM1

will make a good potential greater than human

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:47 PM (M1wQA)

483 I'm really exited. I have had neck surgery and I won't shoot the shotgun or his other rifle. I'm afraid it will hurt. I have to work up to it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (J8Q1Z)

484 Hi horde, back from an evening on the grid iron. Sorry to see you not 1st Peaches. Hope all are well. Great ONT CDR M

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (HVff2)

485 oh lord, I think that's what the Bahrain cops have

I suppose it works OK as a sap.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (9MLX+)

486

ugggh

all we have is two diet cokes and a bottle of boones strawberry hill

 

guess I should take a walk to the corner and get some RC

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (M1wQA)

487 Went to the range for the first time in a few months. The lack of practice was painfully evident. I might be okay if I am ever attacked by the broad side of a barn. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 14, 2013 12:43 AM (N/Sup) Buy one of these: http://amzn.to/18kAvQd Practice at home for nearly free. PS that particular model is legendary as one of the best airsoft pistols in the price range and has been for many years. They are good for practice because the controls are like the real thing, they actually have a small amount of recoil, but they don't make you flinch. You learn to manage the controls (well, trigger, it's a Glock) without learning bad habits. And reasonably accurate. Only problems is finding tons of little plastic BBs all over the house, they *do* bounce.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:49 PM (qyfb5)

488 I meant excited

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:49 PM (J8Q1Z)

489

and the hair is green!!!

she's playing goalie

she's really bad at goalie

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:51 PM (M1wQA)

490 487 Are those powerful? My hubby's friend uses something like that to kill coyotes. It kills them

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:52 PM (J8Q1Z)

491 Am I the only guy that wants to take the identical twin lesbians, Tegan and Sara, and...

http://tinyurl.com/cnywh35

- buy zip ties
- ensure the well behind the house is empty
- buy a white panel van, duct tape, and para cord

How come all the really hot chicks are gay?  wtf?

Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 08:52 PM (x3YFz)

492 Have you worked on rigs?

Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 12:33 AM (TsPJM)


I don't work "on" rigs; I work "at" them. A geologist on the wellsite, where I am at right now, incidentally. But back when I was a Halliburton hand, I did have to climb all over the rig, installing sensors and such-like. Now, about all I do on the rig side of the lease is occasional service on the rental gas detector slung on the shaker box (aka possum belly).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 08:53 PM (8Fl6F)

493 480 What's Shakin', BC? How's tricks? Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 12:46 AM (lq3Ak) Not a lot. Body is breaking down more and more. Apparently that whole thing of forcing my body to perform atheletically far beyond what it was designed for years and years is finally catching up. Back, knees, feet, etc. Weeeeee. Only a quarter, you bastard. Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 12:46 AM (aH+zP) Red hair, pale skin. That's all I need to know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)

494 my daughter is so bad at goalie, the last time she played that position...mark sanchez called her to tell her she sucked at it

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:54 PM (M1wQA)

495 Yep, they are still annoying Canadians

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:54 PM (8Prb7)

496 Per not using food stamps for sugary drinks, how about requiring a health insurance card (even an Obamacare one) to buy cigarettes, lottery tickets, or malt liquor?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (QVC7W)

497 This is what I wear pretty much every July 4th....

http://tinyurl.com/l5rxzwh

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 12:34 AM (GEICT)


Nice!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (8Fl6F)

498 Thanks Mero. Interestingly I think there is a parallel with shooting pool. I do much better with both if I take my time, do my sequence and then just trust the shot. Usually with pool I don't worry that someone will be shooting back at me. Saw your mention up thread. Good luck with the immunology consultation.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (N/Sup)

499 494 my daughter is so bad at goalie, the last time she played that position...mark sanchez called her to tell her she sucked at it Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 12:54 AM (M1wQA) I may be breaching Moron Code here....but fuck it. Does she take after the wife?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)

500 I'm really exited. I have had neck surgery and I won't shoot the shotgun or his other rifle. I'm afraid it will hurt. I have to work up to it. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 12:48 AM (J8Q1Z) AR (you can still get slightly simply ones in CA). Or - ta da: http://youtu.be/MJmwYBImLqc Browning Maxus with light loads? Pricey though. The also made an *almost* completely recoilless trap gun, but they only made it for two years so it's very rare. http://bit.ly/164fUtL

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (qyfb5)

501 "Back, knees, feet, etc. Weeeeee."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Yup... played backyard football, soccer, mountain biking and a little running.  That football was the death of my knees.  I didn't force my arm to throw curve-balls often, however.

The arms aren't meant for that shit!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:56 PM (lq3Ak)

502 499  yeah, she's a miniT

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:56 PM (M1wQA)

503 494 you sure it wasn't Jay Scruntler?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 08:57 PM (HVff2)

504 Nice! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2013 12:55 AM (8Fl6F) Yeah. I've got a Peace Through Superior Firepower and a S&W tshirt that I wear fairly often too. I'm an asshole like that. I went to a fairly liberal law school in DC from 2003-2006. I used to wear my Bush/Cheney '04 tshirt at least once a week. It was commented on. By professors.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (GEICT)

505 Are those powerful? My hubby's friend uses something like that to kill coyotes. It kills them Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 12:52 AM (J8Q1Z) Nothing like this. This fires 0.2-0.5 gram plastic pellets 6mm in diameter, they won't even break *thin* skin. You might be able to kill bugs if you were very lucky, and they weren't very large bugs. They're designed from the ground up to be harmless simulators, but still reasonably accurate (at short distances, the light projectiles lose energy *fast*).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (qyfb5)

506 About two minutes to liftoff...

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

507 503  yep, there was no crying

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (M1wQA)

508 "My daughter is so bad at goalie, the last time she played that position...mark sanchez called her to tell her she sucked at it."
Posted by: navycopjoe

The hardest thing about kids and that position is getting them to run at the ball to close the angle.  It just ain't natural... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)

509 The arms aren't meant for that shit! Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 12:56 AM (lq3Ak) Yeah, the throwing part was certainly some of it. But I'm fucking embarassing when I run. And as a pitcher, that was a large part of my life. Hence the bad back, knees and feet now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:59 PM (GEICT)

510 Saw your mention up thread. Good luck with the immunology consultation. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 14, 2013 12:55 AM (N/Sup) Thank you. I may have a lead on a better endo as well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:59 PM (qyfb5)

511 I did have to climb all over the rig, installing sensors and such-like.>>

The reason I asked is cause I work in the failure analysis lab of the company that makes the blue painted pressure sensors for the oil industry. We had a attachment for out tensile tester called Bubba's Boot. To prove our design could take some guy using our sensor as a ladder step.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:00 PM (TsPJM)

512 502 499 yeah, she's a miniT Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 12:56 AM (M1wQA) *walks away before getting himself in a shitload of trouble*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)

513 Didn't Sanchez graduate in the top of his class at the Jay Scruntler School of Quarterbacking?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 09:01 PM (HVff2)

514 "Hence the bad back, knees and feet now."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

With all my knee "issues", I can still run pretty well, (for 42), and I can certainly get on the mountain bike.  No more off-roading for this daredevil now, however.

I'll bet I got up to forty MPH, downhill, over roots and through trees in my 20's n' 30's.  That shit had to stop after I watched my life flash before my eyes the seventeenth time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:03 PM (lq3Ak)

515 500 That looks nice, and very expensive. I want to make sure the .22 won't hurt my neck. 2 cervical fusions. I appreciate all the gun tips.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:03 PM (J8Q1Z)

516 Off to bed.

But before I go.  I lost a friend a year ago yesterday.  Glen Doherty.  His book, Navy SEAL Sniper is coffee table quality.  It's the best shooting book I've read (I edited it) and all my personal bias aside when I got my copy in the mail, I was floored.

It's that good.

I'm not pushing the book.  I just ask you take 30 seconds.  Half a minute. 

Glen was black on ammo and on the roof when the mortars hit.

He manned up and inserted into a lost situation, and he did it recovering from a broken arm two weeks earlier when he got run the hell over on his bike back in the states.

What Glen and Ty did that day would have earned The Medal had they been active duty.  Those two saved everyone, and they're the sole reason the loss is 4 not 40.

Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:04 PM (x3YFz)

517 We flipped on the Boise State game this evening and when my wife saw the blue turf she said, "Is that artificial?" I hope she was pulling my leg.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:04 PM (N/Sup)

518 Koa makes for a nice axe.  I had a Hollowbody  Koa Baker with Seth Lovers in it for a while.  Awesome axe.  Thing screamed like a raped ape when you pinned it.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 09:04 PM (KY+9m)

519 447 Here's a live feed of the Japanese rocket preparing to lift off:

Thanks. Had no idea that was going on.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (0HMaA)

520 "I hope she was pulling my leg."
 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

HAH!  Either you're pulling my leg or that is just plain funny!

SM:  "Nope, that's true Kentucky Bluegrass."

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (lq3Ak)

521 That looks nice, and very expensive. I want to make sure the .22 won't hurt my neck. 2 cervical fusions. I appreciate all the gun tips. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 01:03 AM (J8Q1Z) Airsoft guns are so cheap to practice with. People get turned off by the child's toy $10 versions, which are crap (usually, I got a really nice AEG G36 rifle for $30 once, the same ones are like $100 and I sold it!!!). AEG is "airsoft electric gun" BTW. They operate by spring, electric power, or "green gas" or "red gas" (RC-134 and propane). The propane isn't burned by the way, just stored under pressure. Though in hollywood they use some as prop guns and light the propane electrically to make muzzle flash.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (qyfb5)

522 Too tired to ONT. Have fun. Leave me something entertaining for the morning.

Posted by: Gingy at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (aH+zP)

523 What Glen and Ty did that day would have earned The Medal had they been active duty. Those two saved everyone, and they're the sole reason the loss is 4 not 40. Posted by: tangonine at September 14, 2013 01:04 AM (x3YFz) Damn tango. I didn't know. And FUCK the rules, they deserve the medal. Their families deserve that honor. God knows Doherty and Woods earned it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:07 PM (GEICT)

524 I'm sure that someone had posted this earlier tonight, McCain just told Greta that in 100 years or so, history will look.back at thie Syria bull & write it was one of the most bizarre incidents in history. I hope she asks him if is retiring. I noticed a few wording mistakes, I may type them, but I don't say tham.

Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:07 PM (z4WKX)

525 We flipped on the Boise State game this evening and when my wife saw the blue turf she said, "Is that artificial?"


I hope she was pulling my leg.>>

There's a blue balls joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:07 PM (TsPJM)

526 505 I don't know what gun they use. Maybe I misunderstood. He was complaining about the waiting period. Said this rancher uses something to kill coyotes and he doesn't think there is a waiting period for that, but that .22 won't kill a coyote.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:08 PM (J8Q1Z)

527 Tang- salute to Glen from me.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:08 PM (N/Sup)

528 A phonebooth? That's a clear Tardis, right? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 12:29 AM (qyfb5) Excellent!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (Vk2pI)

529 The reason I asked is cause I work in the failure analysis lab of the company that makes the blue painted pressure sensors for the oil industry. We had a attachment for out tensile tester called Bubba's Boot. To prove our design could take some guy using our sensor as a ladder step.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 01:00 AM (TsPJM)


I remember sensors like that. And they do tend to get installed in places where the hands will climb upon them. And many such sensors are attached to the pipe with a hammer union, so they have to be able to take that kind of abuse, too.



Nowadays, many of the sensors are an integral part of the equipment, and rig monitoring systems are owned and operated by the drilling contractor, instead of a service rigged in and maintained by the mud logging company. Pump stroke counters used to be a microswitch with a wire feeler that got tripped by the rubber splash guard on a pump piston rod, and they were finicky to install, and often got disrupted by crew activity. Now they have a magnetic pickup incorporated in one of the shaft bearings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (8Fl6F)

530

>>> that .22 won't kill a coyote.

 

Don't be so sure.   I have killed a lot of coyotes  with a .22.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (KY+9m)

531 I agree.  Those guys were honor-bound and hell-bent to do what they knew for the sake of others.

*Hats Off, Tango*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (lq3Ak)

532 Luger,1911,Ruger Blackhawk 44 Arisaka with the sun still on it...

Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 12:40 AM (TsPJM)




Nice collection. Were the Luger and the Arisaka war trophys by any chance? And what type/caliber is the Arisaka?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (yh0zB)

533 Good night, Gingy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:10 PM (lq3Ak)

534 Should I wait up for a thread about the monkeys with herpes invading Florida, or should I just go to bed now?

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 09:11 PM (XlPzM)

535 I obliviously don't know about guns, I like shooting though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:11 PM (J8Q1Z)

536 SM: "Nope, that's true Kentucky Bluegrass." Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 01:06 AM (lq3Ak) *** Yeah, I tried that. She said, "Boise's not in Kentucky"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (N/Sup)

537 Posted by: tangonine at September 14, 2013 01:04 AM (x3YFz)

tangonine, my condolences on the loss of your friend, he was way too young to leave us.  i went over to amazon and just the reviews brought tears to my eyes.  if there is a God in heaven, the future belongs to men like you and Glen and Ty. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (8lmkt)

538 I'm pretty sure she was pulling my leg.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (N/Sup)

539 530 The bullets are so small, my husband did tell me we have to be careful, and we can't accidentally shoot a cow.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (J8Q1Z)

540 (that's a chrysanthemum, btw, not a sun. Symbol of the royal house)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:13 PM (yh0zB)

541 Should I wait up for a thread about the monkeys with herpes invading Florida, or should I just go to bed now?

Posted by: navybrat at September 14, 2013 01:11 AM (XlPzM)



I believe that was on the morning thread. EoJ pointed out that somewhere, sometime, somebody was f*cking monkeys.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:14 PM (yh0zB)

542 The coolest thing I ever shot was an old, Russian sniper rifle.  I'm terrible with names, but I think it was a Mosin-Nagant?  I had an old Xbox controller that was stuck in the "up" position, so I threw lead downrange, blasted it, and it didn't even move.

That round went through it at 150yds like it wasn't even there.  Perfect Hole.  It was sweet.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (lq3Ak)

543 Nite horde be well. Have a great weekend

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (HVff2)

544

>>> The bullets are so small

 

 A well placed .22 will shut the lights out just fine.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (KY+9m)

545 Monkeys won't invade Florida. They're afraid of dengue fever, and can't speak with a Jersey accent.

Wasn't that a nice launch, though? True Sons of Nippon: right on time, no drama (well, no liquid fuel), a hearty handshake and everybody goes back to work. First Japanese script I've read all year with no tentacles.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (JNUY4)

546 And FUCK the rules, they deserve the medal. Their families deserve that honor. God knows Doherty and Woods earned it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:07 AM (GEICT) The best honor we can do them now is to staple the truth to the faces of the people responsible for that fustercluck. Too bad we don't have a functional free press.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (qyfb5)

547 "Yeah, I tried that. She said, "Boise's not in Kentucky" "

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

That's when you throw in the, "You can only get it from Arkansas." 

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:16 PM (lq3Ak)

548 The bullets are so small, my husband did tell me we have to be careful, and we can't accidentally shoot a cow.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 01:12 AM (J8Q1Z)




I saw gun camera footage where a Tomcat pilot shot a cow. The cow was on the shooting range, and he was shooting blue (practice) ammo, but practice ammo or not 20mm rounds at 6000 rpm will make a mess out of a cow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:16 PM (yh0zB)

549 McCain is losing it, I know fro experience with my mother. He said earlier that Al Queda, Hezhollah, Iranian Guard & others are in Syria. Question, how can one tell who is in Free Syrian Army, instead of AQ? Are they going to Pluto signs on to identify what they are,& if so, who can believe them that they are not lying?

Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:16 PM (z4WKX)

550 Well, as long as the consent of the monkeys was obtained, er, whatever.

Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 09:17 PM (Ztsak)

551 Damn tango. I didn't know.

And FUCK the rules, they deserve the medal. Their families deserve that honor. God knows Doherty and Woods earned it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:07 AM (GEICT)

Periodically I ping Brandon, who was Glen's best friend.  They went through SEAL sniper school together.  He's a quiet guy, but I know this hurts.  Brandon paid for Glen's funeral.  It's been a tough week.

Navy SEAL Sniper.

50 percent of the proceeds go to Glen's family and/or The Red Circle Foundation  As a physicist and the editor of the text I can tell you it's the bible on shooting.  Oh, and I never made a penny off it.  The only Interest I have is that it's Glen's legacy (he wrote most of his part ass deep in shit and mud on some mountain top in asscrackistan).

Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (x3YFz)

552 "The best honor we can do them now is to staple the truth to the faces of the people responsible for that fustercluck.

Too bad we don't have a functional free press.
"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

If there's any way a rope can be wound around Hillary? 

...I'll smack the horse.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (lq3Ak)

553 513 Didn't Sanchez graduate in the top of his class at the Jay Scruntler School of Quarterbacking? Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 14, 2013 01:01 AM

NY sports fans bad news/good news joke this week ...

Bad News: Matt Harvey is visiting Dr James Andrews for a second opinion on his arm injury

Good News: Mark Sanchez is visiting Dr James Andrews for a second opinion on his arm injury



Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (/9IC1)

554 They slaughter hogs with a .22 to the head.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (0axsw)

555 530 He has a different gun for wild pig, and deer on the ranch. I know he had to get some kind of special permit to kill the pigs. CA really sucks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (J8Q1Z)

556 I obliviously don't know about guns, I like shooting though. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 01:11 AM (J8Q1Z) There's probably some confusion here over the difference between deadliness and stopping power. They're not the same thing. We think of deadliness when we talk about safety and stopping power when we talk about defense, for *REASONS*. Basically a .22 is plenty deadly but not that much stopping power.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (qyfb5)

557

512  yeah, its going to be bad

she already says if she gets her moms tits shes going to rule the world

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (M1wQA)

558 I will get Navy Seal Sniper when I can afford it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (qyfb5)

559 Well, as long as the consent of the monkeys was obtained, er, whatever. Posted by: navybrat at September 14, 2013 01:17 AM (Ztsak) You didn't think we'd stop with pedophilia, did you?

Posted by: Frankfurt at September 13, 2013 09:20 PM (Vk2pI)

560 Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 01:15 AM (lq3Ak)


Yep, Mosin Nagant. If it was a bolt-action it was the venerable 91/30 produced in the millions by the best of peasant labor and used by peasants to drive the vaunted German war machine off soil of Mother Russia. 7.62x54R. I have one, a '43 Tula, and it's a tack driver at 200 yards, I haven't tried it at 300. I can't even see that far.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:20 PM (yh0zB)

561 Nice collection. Were the Luger and the Arisaka war trophys by any chance? And what type/caliber is the Arisaka?

The Arisaka is a 7.7x58 that he got from an uncle that was a trophy (Dad was a little young for WWII). The Luger was $65 mail order purchase he made because he read the govt had made it illegal and out of spite he ordered one and a P38 in the same order.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:20 PM (TsPJM)

562 "Well, as long as the consent of the monkeys was obtained, er, whatever."

Q:  "Can I fuck you, Monkey?"
A:  monkey doesn't answer
Q:  "Are you sure?"
A:  nothing
Q:  "I'll take that as a 'maybe.' "

Posted by: Monkeyfucker at September 13, 2013 09:21 PM (lq3Ak)

563 I think he meant from far away. We grow vegetables, the coyotes are never very close. Way far away.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:22 PM (J8Q1Z)

564 You know, if the monkey is too drunk to say no ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 09:22 PM (8Prb7)

565 Thunder rolling in tonight. Probably means more rain for Colorado. Hope the Front Range avoids more flooding. Prayers up.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:23 PM (N/Sup)

566 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 01:20 AM (yh0zB)

It was the coolest thing I'd ever fired.  Plus, I hit the target!  (No small thanks to my buddy's meticulous care for his sights and weaponry.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:24 PM (lq3Ak)

567 Posted by: tangonine at September 14, 2013 01:04 AM (x3YFz)


Purchased.


"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived." -Gen. George S. Patton

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:24 PM (yh0zB)

568 "If it was a bolt-action...

...and yes, it was that very bolt-action 91/30 you described.  Now that you mention it, the action was fairly smooth for something so venerable.  As long as you didn't act like a princess, the ejection was nice.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:27 PM (lq3Ak)

569 The Luger was $65 mail order purchase he made because he read the govt had made it illegal and out of spite he ordered one and a P38 in the same order.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 01:20 AM (TsPJM)



I think I like your Dad. The Arisaka is a Type 99 then, right? Nice rifle, even if you do have to handload the ammo for it (they stopped making ammo for it rather abruptly in August '45). I have a Type 30, pre WW1, but I handload for it as well.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:28 PM (yh0zB)

570 As long as you didn't act like a princess, the ejection was nice.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 01:27 AM (lq3Ak)



Yep, made for the hands of a Russian peasant, usually wearing gloves. They like it rough.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:30 PM (yh0zB)

571 Posted by: tangonine at September 14, 2013 01:04 AM (x3YFz)

Ordered through the Amazon box on the front page.

Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 09:30 PM (+Wfbd)

572 Fuck. Now I'm pissed the fuck off. I can't even put into the words my rage over Benghazi. Those men, Woods and Doherty and the others that went with them, they had TO DISOBEY ORDERS to even be there. And then we left them to die. We were going to leave the men and women at that compound to die and then we did leave Woods and Doherty to die. Motherfucker. I need my blood pressure meds.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)

573 "I will get Navy Seal Sniper when I can afford it."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Prostitution is illegal and most of those guys don't go for that.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:31 PM (lq3Ak)

574 "Yep, made for the hands of a Russian peasant, usually wearing gloves. They like it rough. "
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

HAH!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:32 PM (lq3Ak)

575 The only feed problem I had with my 7mm was trying to be gentle with the action. *yank* *smack* ya ain't gonna break it!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:32 PM (qyfb5)

576 And then we left them to die.

We were going to leave the men and women at that compound to die and then we did leave Woods and Doherty to die.

Motherfucker. I need my blood pressure meds.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:31 AM (GEICT)




Who is this "we" you speak of? "We" know who the fuck left those men to die, and they certainly aren't "us".

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:33 PM (yh0zB)

577 The Arisaka is a Type 99 then, right?>>

Yes Oh and the govt deal back in the 60s no more mail order. And he said fuck that what are they gonna do if people are still selling. Might be why I'm a moron

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (TsPJM)

578 The Japanese SPRINT-A spacecraft is in a coast phase, and another burn is about 30 minutes from now. It sounds like everything is going well so far, although I can't speak Japanese.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

579 Barbers will be able to do abortions again soon in California.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (0axsw)

580
Purchased.


"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived." -Gen. George S. Patton

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 01:24 AM (yh0zB)


Thanks!  I think most of you guys have seen Brandon but don't know you did.  He pops in on FOX usually with Hannity.  To say "he's the SEAL with the beard" would be redundant.

I hope you enjoy the book.  It's a rewrite of "21st Century Sniper." 

I read 21st back in 2011, called brandon and said "WTF?  this is poop!" (not a direct quote) and Glen was deployed so we (me, Brandond and John Mann) reworked it from the ground up.  Glen provided input via camel and notes scrawled on cardboard.

Skyhorse publishing exceeded expectations.  It's truly coffee table quality.  I hope you like it.

Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (x3YFz)

581 Who is this "we" you speak of? "We" know who the fuck left those men to die, and they certainly aren't "us". Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 01:33 AM (yh0zB) When I say "we" I mean the United States of America.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:35 PM (GEICT)

582 We were going to leave the men and women at that compound to die and then we did leave Woods and Doherty to die. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:31 AM (GEICT) Not "we." People who have no loyalty to us and want us to not have loyalty to each other, because it impairs their agenda. A lot of stupid people got us where we are and getting out, if possible, is gonna be a lot of slogging, tedious work. And it won't even be that satisfying, because victory is always temporary, another idiot always comes along. But it is victory.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:35 PM (qyfb5)

583 "Motherfucker. I need my blood pressure meds."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Easy there, amigo.  The best thing you can do is get on the phone to every congressional douchebag, especially local.  I'd love to see Hillary hang for her malfeasance.  That's just not going to happen.

Like I said, I'd slap that horse, personally.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:36 PM (lq3Ak)

584 *yank* *smack* ya ain't gonna break it!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 01:32 AM (qyfb5)



Range Partner has a Savage in .338 Lapua that he couldn't get the action to close on when it was loaded. Sent it back, they did the headspace check on it and told him pretty much the same thing, as long as its new its gonna be stiff. It loosened up after a few rounds, but damn those rounds are costly! (something like 4 bucks a round, certainly made me feel foolish for bitching about the roughly $1.40/round 6.5x50 Japanese for the Arisaka)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:36 PM (yh0zB)

585 Tangonine, I'm sorry you lost your friend, but I'm sure I don't have to say what would happen if POTUS at time had R as party affiliation. The JEF should be impeached for Benghazi, but House Republicans have no balls to do anything but vote, against Obamacare, with no results. If they had any they would take string stand & attach defuning to OCare to CR. Not to worry, they will win on debt ceiling! I will hit the lottery first & I don't play it.

Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:38 PM (z4WKX)

586 Gotta get up and go to work tomorrow so night everybody.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:40 PM (TsPJM)

587 When I say "we" I mean the United States of America.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:35 AM (GEICT)




Yes, this was a dark day indeed, a smear upon our honor. If there were justice there would be graves marked simply by stone slabs with "traitor" chiseled on them for those who made the decisions to leave those men to die. We all know who they are. Unfortunately we do not deal with such people in the manner with which they should be dealt, which is why Teddy Kennedy isn't lying in one of those aforementioned traitors graves.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:41 PM (yh0zB)

588 It loosened up after a few rounds, but damn those rounds are costly! (something like 4 bucks a round, certainly made me feel foolish for bitching about the roughly $1.40/round 6.5x50 Japanese for the Arisaka) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 01:36 AM (yh0zB) Yeah we don't do it to save money.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:42 PM (qyfb5)

589 Later, Hickster.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:42 PM (lq3Ak)

590 webcomic for Firefly fans : http://www.davidcsimon.com/crimsondark/

i'm on strip 39. so it's held my interest that long. and i'm very picky about my webcomics

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 09:43 PM (d7tB2)

591

well kids, its monopoly with the ladies who rule me

manana you H8rs

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 09:46 PM (M1wQA)

592 Wow this twitter thing is a jukebox too, who knew ...

Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 09:46 PM (8Prb7)

593 well kids, its monopoly with the ladies who rule me
manana you H8rs

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 01:46 AM (M1wQA)


ewww, Monopoly sucks that is only made slightly better with the original rules

Posted by: The Dude at September 13, 2013 09:49 PM (vJdyz)

594 585 Tangonine, I'm sorry you lost your friend,

Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 01:38 AM (z4WKX)

It's OK.  The sad part is you never met him.

Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:49 PM (x3YFz)

595 With the end of the baseball season winding down, I have to say that I'm genuinely surprised that the Washington Nationals aren't going to be in the post-season.

All that pitching and all that firepower, with quality additions in the off-season had them poised to be atop that division with only Atlanta standing in their way.

Injuries played some role in their woes, but not anything like any other team in that division  --or otherwise, hadn't gotten past.

As a "baseball guy", I never saw that coming.  I guess that's why they play the games.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:50 PM (lq3Ak)

596 Alberta Oil Peon: since you're apparently still out there, you seem to really know your stuff, and I'd like to stir up some sh...stuff tonight, I'll go ahead and ask...

How do you think BP has been dealing with the Gulf Oil Spill thus far? Do you think they were negligent to begin with? I know Bobby Jindal's also been after them for spending so much of their "relief" moneys on promoting how wonderfully they've been remedying the situation.

I'd also like to know where all that spilled oil has gone. I figure it's everywhere by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2013 09:55 PM (xY8+2)

597 Navybrat, I Sam 100% sure that no on regular at Ace's weblog voted for the JEF.

Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:57 PM (z4WKX)

598 Sort of OT.....the main page never stops loading. I can read it fine (assuming that there's nothing after the ONT), but the hamsters never stop running.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 10:01 PM (T1005)

599 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 12:39 AM (GEICT)

Ok, I thought I was about cried out. I'm touched by all your support.

Seems wrong somehow to be sniffling while reading 'A smart military blog'.

Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 10:02 PM (eEEbp)

600 Seems wrong somehow to be sniffling while reading 'A smart military blog'. Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 02:02 AM (eEEbp) The news is always a good reason to cry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 10:04 PM (qyfb5)

601 The news is always a good reason to cry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 02:04 AM (qyfb5)


Troof.

Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 10:07 PM (eEEbp)

602 For anyone wondering, here's how the current standings in MLB look for the post-season.  Remember, if you're not a Division Winner, you've got a one-game playoff to advance from the Wildcard.  A severe disadvantage:

http://tinyurl.com/8p4c9uy

Most teams have thirteen-to-seventeen games left to play in September.  A two-game deficit isn't that tough to make up, but a five-game deficit, (with other teams in front), can be monumental.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (lq3Ak)

603 Sort of OT.....the main page never stops loading. I can read it fine (assuming that there's nothing after the ONT), but the hamsters never stop running. Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 02:01 AM (T1005) Pixy needs to make sure he doesn't mix-up the hamster feed with the crystal-methÂ…

Posted by: The Political Tweek at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (Vk2pI)

604 596 Alberta Oil Peon: since you're apparently still out there, you seem to really know your stuff, and I'd like to stir up some sh...stuff tonight, I'll go ahead and ask...

How do you think BP has been dealing with the Gulf Oil Spill thus far? Do you think they were negligent to begin with? I know Bobby Jindal's also been after them for spending so much of their "relief" moneys on promoting how wonderfully they've been remedying the situation.

I'd also like to know where all that spilled oil has gone. I figure it's everywhere by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2013 01:55 AM (xY8+2)



I'll throw my uninformed 2 cents in, here -- the majority of the spilled oil has been degraded and is now a tree limb in Indonesia, a fish in the Amazon, algae in Lake Baikal, and a bobcat in Colorado. It's an organic product produced organically, recycled by organic processes into other organic matter.



And I'll go a little further -- it was a horrible mess, but nothing like what the MSM pumped it into and it's been used more as an opportunity for governmental shakedown than anything worthwhile. If people were actually required to reasonably prove that they had actually been harmed by the spill in order to be covered for their loss, there'd have damned few payouts and it would have been over far quicker.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (T1005)

605 603 Sort of OT.....the main page never stops loading. I can read it fine (assuming that there's nothing after the ONT), but the hamsters never stop running.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 02:01 AM (T1005)


Pixy needs to make sure he doesn't mix-up the hamster feed with the crystal-methÂ…

Posted by: The Political Tweek at September 14, 2013 02:08 AM (Vk2pI)



Wait.....you mean 'Heisenberg' is really Pixy?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 10:10 PM (T1005)

606 600 The news is always a good reason to cry. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 02:04 AM (qyfb5) That's why I like following space flights. They're my lifeline to sanity, and offer a glimmer of hope for the future. They showcase the best of humanity, and what we're capable of. The SPRINT-A has completed its second burn and has separated from the upper stage. As far as I can tell, everything is going well, and JAXA has ended its webcast.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

607 604  Actual spill was only equivalent to 27 olympic-size swimming pools.. The ocean is very large and my boat is very small

Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 10:14 PM (b7yum)

608 "Seems wrong somehow to be sniffling while reading 'A smart military blog'."
Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 02:02 AM (eEEbp)

Just know that a life well-lived, as well as Faith, allows the Earthly strings to be cut to enjoy all those songs you've saved to be forever enjoyed in Heaven.

As Ronald Reagan once said:  "We slip the surly bonds of Earth, to touch the Face of God".

May your Mother find the joys and reintroduction of those lost before her.  May His Love envelop you and yours, knowing her Blessed Soul has found the Ultimate Garden of Joy.

My prayers are with you, esch.  May God assuage your loss and deliver the closeness of Friends and Family.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:15 PM (lq3Ak)

609 webcomic for Firefly fans : SHINEY!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:18 PM (j/FJV)

610 May your Mother find the joys and reintroduction of those lost before her. May His Love envelop you and yours, knowing her Blessed Soul has found the Ultimate Garden of Joy. My prayers are with you, esch. May God assuage your loss and deliver the closeness of Friends and Family. Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:15 AM (lq3Ak) Ok, I just got shown up. Normally that would be an issue....but with this guy and for this reason, I'll just say "Amen".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

611 607  Thinking it was an environmental catastrophe is for people who can't calculate percentages.  There's a reason they're dumbing down school so hard

Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 10:19 PM (b7yum)

612 "Sort of OT.....the main page never stops loading. I can read it fine (assuming that there's nothing after the ONT), but the hamsters never stop running."
Posted by: cthulhu

I've had that happen some nights.  There can be a loose script somewhere, I assume. 

I assume.

Not tonight, however.  I'm on Firefox, all (*crap) updated, running Win 8.  (H

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:20 PM (lq3Ak)

613 Amen.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:20 PM (yh0zB)

614 esch The simple fact that you miss her is proof of a life well lived. May you and your family find strength in her words and be comforted by her memory ...

Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:22 PM (j/FJV)

615 Yeah we don't do it to save money.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 01:42 AM (qyfb5)




I do. Or at least that's why I started. Gotta start somewhere, right? Besides, the T30 carbine isn't exactly what I'd be using in competition.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:22 PM (yh0zB)

616 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 02:18 AM (GEICT)

You just keep doing what you do, because without Scripture's Biblical Inspiration, I've got no prose.  I've got nothing.  Without reading "Smart Scriptural Bloggers", I can copy nothing.  I can blather nothing.

I'm "Hollywood Scripture".

...you're the real thing.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:24 PM (lq3Ak)

617 one way to sell a Highschool DxD game

http://youtu.be/uh2TiDT4joA


love the in-ear headphones in the shape of tits

Posted by: The Dude at September 13, 2013 10:25 PM (vJdyz)

618 Bless you, B.C.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:25 PM (lq3Ak)

619 ...you're the real thing. Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:24 AM (lq3Ak) Thank you Slap. I appreciate that. I really do. I doubt I've actually earned such praise, in fact I know I haven't, but thank you nonetheless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)

620 webcomic for Firefly fans : http://www.davidcsimon.com/crimsondark/

i'm on strip 39. so it's held my interest that long. and i'm very picky about my webcomics

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 01:43 AM (d7tB2)



I can see this will be a huge timesink, so I've added it to the blog links page. Thanks!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:28 PM (yh0zB)

621 Well folks, I'm out. Going to the Chick Fil-A in Wake Forest tomorrow morning for Ponycars and Hate-Chicken (I might have added that last thing), 7:30 AM if anyone local wants to drop by.


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:30 PM (yh0zB)

622 Later, GGE...

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:31 PM (lq3Ak)

623 Good Night, GGE - Why did the Chick-Fil-A cross the road? Cause he told that road time and time again to straighten out, but noooooooooo ....

Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:35 PM (j/FJV)

624 Now I think God is truly "blessing me" in His own way!  I went to look for some celery and carrots to "insomnia-munch", and I found three beers in the crisper-drawer... lol!

...He truly works in mysterious ways!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:35 PM (lq3Ak)

625 Good Night, Credible Hulk, SlapWeasle, Dude, DAve, rickl, elder god, and lurkers and linkers everywhere ... 93 / 30% humidity / 4 hours of yard work / sick cat ...

Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:39 PM (j/FJV)

626 If HE could change the carrots and celery in my fridge into chocolate pound cake, I would celebrate said miracle in the way it was meant to be ...

Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:40 PM (j/FJV)

627 ...Later, Adriane

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:42 PM (lq3Ak)

628 Posted by: Adriane... at September 14, 2013 02:40 AM (j/FJV)

HAH!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:42 PM (lq3Ak)

629 The carrots and celery are still there... LMAO!  Jesus, himself didn't show tonight and change roughage into suds.  He did, however, allow me to put three beers where I've never put three beers in my "time of need"... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:44 PM (lq3Ak)

630 Night all. Here is "People are Strange" from The Doors: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awi14wDTxNw

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 13, 2013 11:04 PM (Vk2pI)

631 And stompiness on an ONT.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 11:12 PM (T1005)

632 The poem, "High Flight", written by John Gillespie Magee, Jr., which Reagan quoted in his Challenger speech: Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there, I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung My eager craft through footless halls of air.... Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace. Where never lark, or even eagle flew — And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod The high untrespassed sanctity of space, - Put out my hand, and touched the face of God. The author was a Spitfire pilot in 1941 and was 19 years old when he wrote that. He was killed in an accident a few months later. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gillespie_Magee,_Jr.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 11:18 PM (sdi6R)

633 When anyone quotes scripture, I'm like the little kid who looked up everything.  I grab the Bible and look at the context.  Never having it fully "explained" to me allows for a fresh look at something I don't completely understand.

I attend church very sporadically.  Mostly when I'm asked, in times of need or Family.  I've never "lived" God's Word.

...but I Love It.  There's a sense of inspiration when I hear it and I am driven to tears, at times, to know it.  There is a there there.  There is something beyond myself that I can't quite explain.

I was driven, as a child to look things up in an unabridged dictionary whenever I'd read something I didn't understand.  This was partially due to my parents' chiding of my "deez-dem-dose" childhood impediment.

When I mispronounce or misspell something, my face turns red and I don't mind being corrected.  How I wish there were more like me, whose pride doesn't interfere with learning.

Larger issues override syntax and pronunciation.  One can be petty when chastising fellow travelers on their usage.

What I cannot stand is "professional" broadcasters, announcers, play-by-play guys, anchormen, and the like, (entrusted with our language), dropping horse shit upon the populace.  "Dumb Jock" is a name brand way too far often"

I feel this way with those entrusted with Scripture, MUCH, MUCH deeper.  If you use a phrase from the Bible like you'd throw out:  "It is what it is" -?  I'll never trust you again.  You're a commercial for "Bible-Brand Bullshit".

As a writer, I'll never 'get my tenses to agree', because I was never told that my "creative writing" had such disagreement.  Public schools "long" for creative idiots such as myself because they want to take the pressure off themselves and tell me to "find myself" and "create a voice".

They'd rather do that than correct me for syntax and agreement of tense.

Am I bitter?  You bet.

Do I care?  Yup.

My hippie-ass teachers did me more of a disservice than I'll ever know. 

If I ever get a play-by-play gig for anything, I'll be embarrassed to get the fan mail I deserve.

I am a product of a well-funded school system gone awry.  I thank God I'm self-aware and always asking questions of myself.

Delenda Est, MFM and Government Sector Unions.

I've become self-aware and this lil' satellite is making phone-calls.

-Slapweasel OUT


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 11:27 PM (lq3Ak)

634 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 11:28 PM (lq3Ak)

635 *static* Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 03:28 AM (lq3Ak) We control the horizontalÂ… We control the verticalÂ…

Posted by: The voice from the Outer Limits at September 13, 2013 11:31 PM (Vk2pI)

636 632 The poem, "High Flight", written by John Gillespie Magee, Jr., which Reagan quoted in his Challenger speech:

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward IÂ’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. HovÂ’ring there,
IÂ’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air....

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
IÂ’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace.
Where never lark, or even eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
- Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

The author was a Spitfire pilot in 1941 and was 19 years old when he wrote that. He was killed in an accident a few months later.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gillespie_Magee,_Jr.

Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2013 03:18 AM (sdi6R)



With that, and the Glen Doherty discussion above -- it would be all too easy to say that our best and brightest have been lost, and our nation's greatness lies in its past. Indeed, we live in sorry times with sorry officials and spokespersons....



But I continue to believe that the greatness of this country comes from its people, not its aristocracy; its people, not its regulations; its people and their Constitution, not in some rule-by-decree promulgated yesterday and overturned tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 11:31 PM (T1005)

637 636  And yoga pants

Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 11:48 PM (b7yum)

638 Hahaha this tiny sez "mkay": http://tinyurl.com/n8m4kay

Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 11:50 PM (b7yum)

639 Enduring freedom. Desert storm. Desert shield. When did the teenage kids of advertising execs gain power in the military? If they had been in charge inthe 40's, operation Neptune (d-day) would have been Operation "Oh My God What A Big dick I have and I am going to stick it up Hitler's ass at Normandy on June 5th...or possibly the 6th if it is rainy".

Posted by: tara reid at September 14, 2013 12:09 AM (TkteN)

640 We slip the surly bonds of Earth... to touch the Face of God.
John Gillespie Magee, Jr. (9 June 1922-11 December 1941) was an American aviator and poet who died as a result of a mid-air collision over Lincolnshire during World War II. He was serving in the Royal Canadian Air Force, which he joined before the United States officially entered the war. He is most famous for his poem "High Flight." (Via Wiki)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 14, 2013 12:37 AM (YD2FC)

641 Doh! Cthulhu beat me to it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 14, 2013 12:38 AM (YD2FC)

642 Doh! Doh! Rickl beat me to it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 14, 2013 12:39 AM (YD2FC)

643 I've drunkenly, caringly "diagnosed" Peaches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3SfcANH-9A

She's Delta Dawn.

...with a metaphorical suitcase, Faith, flower and Heaven.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:35 AM (lq3Ak)

644 "waves dorkily at RNB" Hi there! I was sooo glad to unload that mile of yellow spandex, you have no idea. delayna

Posted by: delayna at September 14, 2013 02:38 AM (KnC4k)

645 Heigh-yo, everyone. I'm taking Leave No Trace training this weekend. Imagine my disappointment when I found out that it isn't about how to get oneself and one's family off the grid and out of mind. ;-) At least it gets me a day-and-a-half reprieve from installing landscape timbers and preparing our driveway for a load or two of stone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at September 14, 2013 02:42 AM (Lgwx3)

646 Here's to all You Out There:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kB7OR161-U

We're Walkin' Real Proud and Talkin' Real Loud Again?

...how 'bout tomorrow?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:46 AM (lq3Ak)

647 Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:53 AM (lq3Ak)

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