September 13, 2013
— CDR M

Oh crap, it's Friday the 13th! Whatever. Why people think Friday the 13th is unlucky. Meh. I love me some Friday's.
A lot of talk about the Colorado deluge being "biblical" or "1000 year event" and that looks like it is true for that specific area based on historical data. However, the greatest 24-hr deluge in the U.S. occured July 24-25, 1979 in Alvin, TX. 43 inches of rain fell in 24 hours back then. Regardless, I hope any morons that are in the area are safe.
Operation Enduring Clusterfuck

U.S. spending roughly $27 million a week to keep the extra ships on watch. I guess with day two of the Russian/Syria chemical weapons talks going no where, the White House wants to keep up pressure on Syria but is it really keeping pressure on when Congress and the Senate have basically said no? I would have to think that Syria is pretty confident the U.S. will not strike, especially when you think about Assad's deamman switch.
The Russian arrangement is not yet official and may be Assad’s play for time. The chemical weapons are potentially more powerful against the US than rebels. Likely, a reality causing Secretaries Kerry and Hagel to eschew the term “regime change” is that the danger of Syria’s chemical weapons (CW) to the US increases as Assad teeters. Though rightfully loathed, Assad and his men secure their CW and have so far resisted handing party favors to associates.
With more and more reports coming out about the true nature of the Syrian rebels, leaving Assad in power would seem prudent. For now.
Oh, and the WaPo can't count. It's $33 million based on the numbers in the article. There are 4 destroyers not 1.
Image h/t.
Health Food Choices Act
One would think Michelle O would be for this but I suspect she isn't. It would seem to be right in her wheelhouse. If one actually believed anything she said. GOP bill blocks food stamp users from buying junk food.
A 2012 study found that food stamps enable about $2 billion worth of junk food purchases each year, and that more than half of all SNAP benefits are used to buy sugary drinks.
Dragoncon Cosplay
The Coming Ice Age 70's Style

It sure does feel like the 70's again. The economy sucks. Employment sucks. Our foreign policy is a mess. With arctic ice expanding 1 million square miles more than last year, it is a perfect time to relive The 1970s global cooling scare.
Question Of The Day
So after seeing what happened with the rodeo clown, is robbing a bank while wearing an Obama mask a hate crime?
E-Cigs
I'm sure the politicians will continue to try and get these things banned or try to start to tax the shit out of them. E-cigs as effective as patches in helping smokers quit. Actually, they are a tad bit more effective according to the article. I know they worked for me and many that I know to kick the analog habit.
The results showed that the percentage of e-cigarette quitters was highest, at 7.3%, compared with 5.8% of the nicotine patches users, and 4.1% of the placebo e-cigarette users.
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Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 10:01 PM (DmNpO)
Yes it will. He'll be Hillary's running mate.
Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:02 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:05 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Bob Beckel says he can still see his dick.
Bob Beckel says a lot of things.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (le71m)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (DCC9P)
Srsly, just kill me now . . .
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)
There is a catchy tune about it being Friday.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:07 PM (0axsw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (ItfcE)
Posted by: Cretin *burps* "That is some dam' fine Soylent green!" at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (xdqW8)
Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 06:08 PM (ATKsf)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (WdWRd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (DmNpO)
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The Big One can't come soon enough.
Posted by: cool arrow at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (WMsq+)
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:09 PM (0axsw)
Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (ATKsf)
A Peruvian Pugilator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: pa at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM
It's a short-haired Welsh Wrestler. They're great with kids
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:10 PM (bKA83)
What breed of dog is that in the first photo? The one wearing the boxing gloves? It's just on the tip of my tongue.
Catahoula
Posted by: Sandra Flukegarrett at September 13, 2013 06:12 PM (vLh0X)
Canis Familiaris
Posted by: Science Guy at September 13, 2013 06:12 PM (TsPJM)
Yer better off with a breed the AKC hasn't "perfected", yet, like Border Collies or Black-mouthed Curs.
If you want to take your dog for a walk and pick up little boys in the park for bacha bazi, get a Portuguese water Dog.
Posted by: Cretin *burps* at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (xdqW8)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 10:10 PM (bKA83)
In Califuckinfornia they recently went on a (largely bogus) "hunger strike." You know what they wanted? Like 200 channels of premium tee vee . . . Srsly, you guys, it's a wonder I don't drink more than I do.
which reminds me . . . brb . . . anybody need a can o' cheap swill?
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:13 PM (WdWRd)
Part pooper. Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM
I thought the technical term was "butt pirating"?
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:15 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM (vLh0X)
I don't know this for sure, but I believe they use the whole pooper for that. Again, I'm not certified in this.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:16 PM (8lmkt)
It used to be that way in the late 70s. No pop was allowed. 15 cent Kool Aid packets were allowed though so the Moms would send their kids through the line first since they each would get the change back from the $1 food stamp. Pretty sure the change went for booze not pop since we could see the liquor store from the cash registers.
Posted by: Science Guy at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Cretin *burps* at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (xdqW8)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (vLh0X)
Posted by: Judge Dredd at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (0axsw)
The big difference is that I'm not a teenager in high school like back then...
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 13, 2013 06:17 PM (ItfcE)
Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2013 06:19 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2013 06:19 PM (P85Pz)
You're still getting nicotine and are still addicted.
Yes, you're not getting tar and other shit, I don't see how it help you quit. Is it that it is less enjoyable?o.
I did cold turkey 30 years ag
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2013 06:19 PM (AYOav)
Posted by: dmataconis at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (WdWRd)
Posted by: Phil at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (QzdcC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 10:04 PM
Kind of like Arianna Huffington's excuse for why she rides on private jets while scolding the rest of us about global warming
"It was going there anyway"
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:20 PM (bKA83)
Amend it to the Let's Move Healthy Eating and Drink More Water Act. Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2013 06:21 PM (k55Fc)
Posted by: RNB at September 13, 2013 06:21 PM (1/fQ0)
Posted by: YIKES! at September 13, 2013 06:22 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:22 PM (0axsw)
Posted by: Adam at September 13, 2013 06:23 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: angel with a sword at September 13, 2013 06:23 PM (hpgw1)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 13, 2013 06:23 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Furious George at September 13, 2013 06:24 PM (P85Pz)
I always loved the politicians justification for illegals driver licenses;
"They'll buy car insurance and we won't have so many uninsured motorists"
Right. They'll spend $3000 a year on insurance and start obeying laws rather than pay the first payment just to get the proof of insurance card
I'll bet the hacks think they'll stop drinking and driving too
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:24 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 06:24 PM (0axsw)
Let's just take a look at some bills awaiting the signature of the gov, Jerry Brown.
Names the new bay span for Willie Brown.
Issues licenses to drive in CA to non citizens.
Requires background check for ammo purchase.
All centerfire guns that can fire multiple rounds either by magazine or tube are now "assault weapons". Owners will be felons overnight.
Allows abortions to be performed by persons other than an MD.
Hey, that is just for warm up.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (0iJzo)
ItÂ’s a SNAP: 7-Eleven now marketing pizza with food stamp logo [photos]
http://bit.ly/1bf0tpn
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (MBqvE)
Kind of like Arianna Huffington's excuse for why she rides on private jets while scolding the rest of us about global warming
"It was going there anyway"
There was a blonde making a commotion at the ticket counter last week because she wanted an upgrade to first class for her flight to L.A.
She relaxed after the ticket agent told her that first class wasn't going to L.A., only coach.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 13, 2013 06:25 PM (DHQv9)
I really can't see that being a problem for anyone . . . no disrespect to Finland and all, but why would anyone care?
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)
.........
Theoretically. There has been no long-term studies on the effects of inhaling those vapors (as far as I know).
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2013 06:26 PM (AYOav)
Posted by: Cretin drinks more knowing Ogabe will still be Preznit 2moro at September 13, 2013 06:26 PM (xdqW8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2013 06:27 PM (P85Pz)
I sure wish I could get 70's interest rates on my savings.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 06:27 PM (NELfC)
Posted by: no good deed at September 13, 2013 06:27 PM (k55Fc)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:28 PM (8sCoq)
Right. And they'll go to the back of the line, pay a fine, pay back taxes, and learn English to get their citizenship. All after being granted amnesty first
Sen. McCain's office would like to speak with you about an employment opportunity
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:28 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:28 PM (YD2FC)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 13, 2013 06:29 PM (Kxoqk)
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (YD2FC)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (bKA83)
'sup jackwagons Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 10:25 PM
Actually they will once their "legal" DL is suspended for DUI or failure to carry liability insurance
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:30 PM (YD2FC)
Posted by: CDR M at September 13, 2013 06:31 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 06:31 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (DmNpO)
In 2012 Putin reported an income of 3.6 million rubles ($113,000). This has led opponents, such as politician Boris Nemtsov, to question how Putin can afford certain possessions, such as his 11 luxury watches worth an estimated $700,000.
Unconfirmed claims by some Russian opposition politicians and journalists allege that Putin secretly possesses a large fortune (as much as $40 billion) via successive ownership of stakes in a number of Russian companies.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (GmTxn)
Not related to your story but I always upgrade to first class if they haven't filled the seats. You would be surprised how many people don't realize you can barter with the agent, the most I think I ever spent to upgrade was twenty bucks, usually ten bucks will do it.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2013 06:32 PM (APJIX)
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:34 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:34 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 13, 2013 10:27 PM (NELfC)
NO SHIT!! It was, like, 10 percent. We are so fuckin' boned.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)
The balls on the guy>>
I'm guessing the Germans are still afraid of the Russian winter. So Putin could be comfortable Merkle would put up with any insult.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:36 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: EC at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (WdWRd)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:37 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)
which reminds me . . . brb . . . anybody need a can o' cheap swill?
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM
Which they'll probably get because the Hollywood complex needs the income, it'll be the taxpayers footing the bill, and the plebe taxpayers aren't buying the extra channels.
Win-Win for rent seekers
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:38 PM (/9IC1)
The anonymous congressional staffer who described Obama's Syria policy earlier this week instead used the phrase "unmitigated clusterfuck", which is frankly even better and funnier.
Also, the patch is surprisingly bellicose with eagles and swords and whatnot. It would be more accurate to perhaps depict a winged weathervane with Obama's face, surrounded by a flock of question marks. And a smirking Putin in profile in the background.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2013 06:38 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
Which gives me an excuse to beat a dead horse by linking my favorite blog post about Finland and Russia.
http://tinyurl.com/yd6xet3
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 10:31 PM (MBqvE)
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Very interesting!! My Grandpa came over from Finland and still can speak the language. He just turned 89 and insisted he be able to renew his DL. His family discouraged this but he promised only to drive to the liquor store and the hospital where he volunteers. After reading that article I am starting to have an understanding of the alcohol problems that run in the family.
Posted by: Molly k. at September 13, 2013 06:39 PM (sVKy/)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 13, 2013 10:37 PM (WdWRd)
As long as it wasn't done with a chemical weapon, it's cool. Plus, they did get born, right, not killed in the "planned parenthood" way before they had a chance to draw breath?
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 06:40 PM (lxc0s)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
I spent 15 years in enemy territory, and since I left 3 years ago it's gone from bad to worse.
I don't think you're a RINO asshole, I think you're whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:41 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:41 PM (4p5/2)
This is a difference without a distinction. So, my grandad's centerfire rifle is now contraband and I will have to fill out papers, buy insurance, register it, become disqualified for god only knows what, despite I never fire it and more or less have it as a family heirloom.
The list of insults is long.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:42 PM (XlPzM)
If it involves the Red Cross, no. Plus, I'm too little to donate blood, I go into shock. I go with Salvation Army, almost exclusively. They run a tight ship, they don't steal from anyone and they are usually one of the first on the scene. I love those guys.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:42 PM (8lmkt)
If you donated blood to a charity run by Tina Brown, she'd donate it to Quentin Tarantino so his next splatter porn movie could have a more realistic look to it
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:43 PM (/9IC1)
That sounds complex. Maybe just an Ostrich with it's head in the sand.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:43 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 06:44 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2013 06:44 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (qyfb5)
heh, if I could find one that tasted like da kine, I'd go there and never go back . . . that was always my fave smoke anyhow and I don't give a rat's ass who knows it.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (4p5/2)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2013 06:45 PM (APJIX)
I like that Finland post - has some exchange students in HS, they are great - need to go there some time.
It fails to mention they make the best drivers too, rally, F1, or otherwise, I suppose ... They do folk racing from childhood to old age.
If you want to win, get a Finn, because sisu ... completely fearless.
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 06:46 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:46 PM (/9IC1)
and Orson Beans grandfather...other than that..who am I to judge
Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at September 13, 2013 06:46 PM (xnq4R)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:47 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:48 PM (4p5/2)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:48 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (vgd4f)
I have called and faxed.
Jerry Brown has signed crazier laws than these. But you are right, I appreciate your optimism. It has been in short supply lately.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (XlPzM)
Aren't you just the sweetest thing on earth . . . but, no, I'll be fine, one way or another. It's not the money that's stopping me, it's that at my age I can't really go much of anywhere and expect to draw a decent salary. There is one place, and it's my ace in the hole, but for now, I will just keep the loins girded and soldier on. Love you, buddy!
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)
A federal judicial panel consisting of three Jimmy Carter appointees recently ordered Clownifornia to turn loose roughly twenty thousand hardened felons from the state pen.
Their rationale was that the felons in question were being held under "cruel and unusual" conditions that were "inhumane".
When they were asked by attorneys for the state what sort of provision would be required to make being in prison sufficiently bearable for the felons, the three judges responded that what they had in mind were "yoga/meditation rooms" and "gardening areas".
Gardening areas. In maximum security prisons. Because goodness knows, nothing could go wrong with handing the inmates big boxes of sharp steel tools.
And surely there's nothing that a smack-smuggling Mexican gang member with a couple of kills under his belt wants more to do with his time behind bars than to catch up on his yoga practice.
You really couldn't make this stuff up. If you had written a satirical dystopian novel in 1983 and accurately described the leftist political lunacy of 2013, the critics would have said that it was implausibly far over the top.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:49 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 06:50 PM (YD2FC)
Posted by: sneaky little chelsea five-eyes at September 13, 2013 06:50 PM (+jyzN)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:51 PM (4p5/2)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:51 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:51 PM (8sCoq)
WOOHOOO!!! I'm IN!!!
oh...
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 06:52 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: in a pickle at September 13, 2013 06:52 PM (CwqiX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:53 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 06:53 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 13, 2013 06:54 PM (4p5/2)
Re: Finns,
The Swedes planted a colony here in what is now the US back in the 17th century, and like certain other nations they used their colony as a way of getting rid of certain difficult elements. For the Swedes the difficult elements were a lot of Finns. It was the Finns who introduced the log cabin to America, and being from a culture with a strong hunting tradition, quickly took to the woods and got along well with the local Delaware Indians- according to one biographer, descendants of these Finns were among those that taught a young Daniel Boone how to survive in the forest.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 13, 2013 06:55 PM (3Yxy0)
*water, in this case, means booze.
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 10:51 PM (ZFinx)
You are one of the many reasons I love it here, DC!! Even if I would hose you down if I ever found you on my lawn.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)
And there is your first mistake. You assume that they can be influenced by reason.
I'll get right to the point. The prisons are being emptied to make room for the new "felons".
See ya in the camps, pal.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:55 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 10:43 PM (/9IC1)
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I donate directly at one of the bigger hosiptals in Central Texas: Scott and White.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 06:56 PM (lxc0s)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 06:57 PM (ZFinx)
You've always been my number 1 moron-crush, GGE. We've been through a lot. But, because I am a Leo and innately generous, I wish for you a much younger and more compliant woman. And I'd be very pleased to dance at the wedding!
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (TsPJM)
They are not shy about exploiting their natural resources for profit. Mainly oil and gas. This money pours into the state coffers, enabling them to cut taxes for businesses and individuals and grow their economy.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (8sCoq)
During the 1970s I was having sex. A lot. A lot of sex. Good sex. Bad sex. Sex.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 06:58 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 06:59 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 06:59 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: sneaky little chelsea five-eyes at September 13, 2013 07:00 PM (+jyzN)
They are not shy about exploiting their natural resources for profit. Mainly oil and gas. This money pours into the state coffers, enabling them to cut taxes for businesses and individuals and grow their economy.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 10:58 PM
In Russia, oil drills YOU
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at September 13, 2013 07:00 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 13, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)
NC Gun Owners? It's up now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:01 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:01 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)
During the 1970s I was having sex. A lot. A lot of sex. Good sex. Bad sex. Sex.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 10:58 PM (XlPzM)
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And we don't have gas lines or days where depending on whether your license plate ended with an even or odd number would mean you could buy gas. So we have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 13, 2013 07:02 PM (lxc0s)
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at September 13, 2013 07:02 PM (9FLY1)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:03 PM (ZFinx)
In the 70's the sex was safe and the racing was dangerous. I'm really looking forward to seeing that Rush movie soon ...
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:03 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:55 PM
You are hereby fined $5000 for unauthorized use of water
Posted by: California Water Resources Control Board at September 13, 2013 07:04 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:04 PM (YD2FC)
Posted by: Jason Voorhees at September 13, 2013 07:04 PM (Dsds2)
evening morons. stepped on two rays surf fishing today and did not get stung.. lucky ! ever see a slightly overweight middle aged redneck walk on water ?
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (/7Xis)
2) anybody wanna talk about the Pats? I know they didn't win pretty (either time, dammit), but they are undefeated and they damn well better step up their fuckin' game. sorry.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 10:57 PM (8lmkt)
And I'd love to have ya, but unfortunately the supply of ginger wimminz who don't mind that I live with my kids is vanishingly small...
Well, technically it IS my house...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Captain Picard at September 13, 2013 07:05 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:06 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: California Water Resources Control Board at September 13, 2013 11:04 PM (/9IC1)
haha, sometimes I just leave my faucets running while I go in the other room because that shitfuck landlord pays for the water. if I really do go to hell, it sure as shit won't be for that.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)
In 1979 New Jersey passed an emergency measure forbidding you from buying gas if your tank was more than half full. Pump attendants would check your gauge before pumping your gas.
Fortunately my 1974 Olds Cutlass was made when GM's Delco wiring rivaled Lucas Electric for incompetence in wiring. Pushing in the cigarette lighter caused the gas gauge needle to go below empty
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 07:07 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 10:59 PM (vgd4f)
and my 47 year old self would tell my 21 year old self "Put some mufflers on that damn bike, and that's my lawn you're standing on sonny boy!"
old fogey is me...fml...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:07 PM (yh0zB)
you know the rule, pics or it didn't happen . . .
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:09 PM (vgd4f)
From this person you expect a rational outcome as regards 2nd Amendment?
Whatever, Sith.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:09 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:10 PM (TsPJM)
Don't sleep in the subway, darlin', the night is long
Forget your foolish pride, nothing's wrong
Now you're beside me again
Posted by: Petula Clark at September 13, 2013 07:11 PM (ruEtt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 11:07 PM (GEICT)
Yeah. What he said.
http://tinyurl.com/lzo5ped
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:11 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (8Prb7)
I'll see that and raise this:
*racks Remington 870*
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:13 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:13 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 11:12 PM (/7Xis)
yeah, that sounds pretty epic and unusual, Jackhole! at least we have some good sleeping weather now, just when I started to acclimate to the heat and embrace it. ah, I'm fucked no matter what I do, it's just how things work.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:13 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:14 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 11:10 PM (TsPJM)
I lived in Houston TX in '78, my Dad would get in line with the Merc while Mom and the rest of us kids would go to the grocery store. While he was in line Mom had plenty of time to do the shopping for the next two weeks. One of us would stand near the plate glass and when Dad would get to the pumps we'd go get Mom, she'd get the frozen stuff and we'd head out to the car and get there just as he was finishing up. Fortunately for Dad his license plate let him get gas on Friday, IIRC evens was Mon-Wed-Fri and odds was Tues-Thurs-Sat, and anyone could fill up on Sunday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:15 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:15 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: sneaky little chelsea five-eyes at September 13, 2013 07:16 PM (+jyzN)
Good evening, good people. Indications are I'll be up and running for duck season. Last evaluation is Monday then it's just continue the exercise program.
All the dekes are spread out in the man cave for inspection along with the clothing--I took a call out in the back yard and quacked some, Elizabeth went nuts, looking up and searching. Getting antsy, you can literally feel Fall in the air.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 07:16 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 11:13 PM (ZFinx)
That's why God invented John Moses Browning and Gaston Glock.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:17 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 07:18 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (YD2FC)
I may be in Bennington before the year is out; I believe I owe you a beer. I'll keep you posted
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 11:15 PM (vgd4f)
lou, I HATE when I do that. it doesn't happen often, but I srsly feel like I should beat myself half to death when it does.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:19 PM (yh0zB)
GREAT music. Huge production values. Ordinary pop hits had 40 pc string sections, horns, backup singers.
Not like this crap today where you get like one guy with a fucking ukelele doing Microsoft ads.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:20 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Jones
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Grayson Highlands State Park. Close to 4000', so it's going to be chilly. Which is OK, that's what campfires and alcohol are for.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 11:18 PM (8sCoq)
Ruger SP101 357 what shoots 38s too. She's really, really pretty and fits so snug in my hand and I just want to take her someplace and let her do what she was made for. LA blows chunks. It is for real the worst place in the fuckin' developed world.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:17 PM (8lmkt)
And I'm sure there's lots of shit to shoot at in El Aye.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:22 PM (/7Xis)
After Joes comment I thought I might just be wrong with the timing. But I pumped gas from 78-80. And never saw a line. I did see them cut out a space in the price area of the pumps to let the price go above 99cents though.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:23 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:23 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (YD2FC)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:24 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:21 PM (8lmkt)
That's purty. I have a Ruger Redhawk in .357 on the "Guns I Want" list, and even have a guy with one to sell when I come up with the cash. I used my annual bonus to take the Glock 19 off the GIW list, so the Ruger will have to wait a bit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)
No AutoTune
Go back and listen to the Eagles, Journey, Queen, ELO (although I hedge on ELO 'cause Jeff Lynn is such a genius he probably invented AutoTune)
Go back and listen. Better quality than today, and they did it live
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (ZFinx)
Hello Ron's and Ronettes.
I haven't been around in a while due to alcohol and my work forcing me to work rather than post here-the bastards.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (VyDjT)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 11:23 PM (8sCoq)
I actually have, Jones. And I have a coke can with a big raggedy hole through the "o" to prove it. Just where I aimed. For an old preppy-hippie chick, I am dead on with sports and all that. Surprised the hell outta me, I'll tell ya!
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:26 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 11:24 PM (MBqvE)
Says they should be back in stock on Thursday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)
Visited the St George distillery over the weekend, in Alameda on a disused Naval Air Base. Those guys are seriously unusual, in a good way.
Anyway, the point is, their Mandarin Orange Blossom infused vodka, mixed 1:3-4 with blanco tequila, is a wonderful combination.
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:28 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:21 PM
Before losing it in the tragic boating accident (I was lucky to escape with my life), I had a Ruger Speed Six in .357 Magnum.
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:29 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 07:29 PM (XyrkB)
GREAT music. Huge production values. Ordinary pop hits had 40 pc string sections, horns, backup singers.
Not like this crap today where you get like one guy with a fucking ukelele doing Microsoft ads.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 11:20 PM
Don't forget the groovy threads and 'staches. We wore then unironically. We were funky and we knew it.
Posted by: otho at September 13, 2013 07:30 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 11:26 PM (ZFinx)
Tueller drill...anything inside 7 yards is in the danger zone.
http://tinyurl.com/ll65a6j
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:30 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at September 13, 2013 07:31 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 13, 2013 07:31 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (8lmkt)
Gas rationing in the US restarted (after WW2) in 1973. Stations were allotted a percentage of gas according to prior month sales.
In addition, sakes were restricted to odd or even plate numbers on appropriate days.
At the time I was operating an Arco station--the whole set up was sheer bullshit.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (SAMxH)
That would be awesome. Imagine if the unemployed had to subsist on Quinoa and Greek Yogurt. We'd have full employment in three months. Ok, the damn government would have to get out of the way so there was someone to actually create those jobs, but one can dream, yes?
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (bKA83)
That was the one the shark gobbled up wasn't it, AJ? I seem to recall you telling everyone that.
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 13, 2013 07:32 PM (YD2FC)
My S and W 686 does that too. Good practice round and a great smack round is a good combo.
http://bit.ly/1eufoyk
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:33 PM (TsPJM)
I just inherited a S&W 28-2 Highway Patrol .357 4". Shitty way to get a gun, but a nice piece none the less.
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:33 PM (/7Xis)
Holy Fuck Sharknado is armed.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:34 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:34 PM (8Prb7)
Gas lines were pretty much limited to the major metro areas. Most cities under, say 50,000, never had them.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 13, 2013 07:34 PM (APJIX)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:35 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:35 PM (/7Xis)
WOOHOO! I just won an M1 Garand receiver on Gun Broker!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:35 PM (VyDjT)
Andy, I tell you, that shark was fcukin' huge...
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:36 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (VyDjT)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (8Prb7)
why not several of each
I have a Smith n Wesson Model 10-5, an HK USP .40, and a Kahr PM9
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:37 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:38 PM (8Prb7)
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Not me. I'm an innocent bystander.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:38 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:39 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:39 PM (8Prb7)
why not several of each>>
If you limit your tolls in the box you limit what you can fix. And how much fun you can have.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:39 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 13, 2013 07:40 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:40 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:41 PM (VyDjT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:41 PM (ZPrif)
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Never jams..., they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Kate Mulvey at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: lindafell at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (PGO8C)
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(ahem)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: mindful webworker, feeling lucky, punk, well, do I? Yeah. :) at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: The Avatar at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:42 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 11:37 PM
I revised and extended in your favor; or, as the kids say these days "FIFY"
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (VyDjT)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: Young Moron at September 13, 2013 07:43 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 07:45 PM (XyrkB)
Paldin. +15 to hit.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 07:46 PM (VyDjT)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:46 PM (XdnQT)
Timeframe was 4-6 weeks, since this was a pretty minor surgery, I can walk unaided IF I don't push hard and take my time. Not any particular discomfort, just a sort of tight feeling.
Biggest plus is that function will be unimpaired long term.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 11:43 PM
(DCC9P)
yeah I forgot about the boat thing.
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (8sCoq)
What's a Paladin?
One of Charlemagne's dudes. Most famous of them was Roland, but his good friend Oliver, Ogier the Dane, and a bunch of others were also paladins, or palace officials. Lots of stories about them. More metaphorically, the word also means any knight with exceptionally heroic qualities.
There is also some modern stuff from Dungeons and Dragons, but who cares about that?
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 13, 2013 07:47 PM (3Yxy0)
Mustn't forget the NRA...there are a lot of NRA certified instructors out there working free-lance
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (XdnQT)
Good God, you're not kidding about this? Because it gave me the shivers. That is so fuckin' wrong in so many ways. Srsly horrifying to me.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (8lmkt)
They can fail to fire though if poorly maintained. There's at least one dead NYPD detective I know of who never fired their revolver or took it out of their holster in like 20 years. Subsequent investigation of the fatality showed all their range quals turned out to be "pencil pass" favors.
The day he needed it, it was locked up solid with rust from 20 years of sweat, encrusted pocket lint/dirt, etc.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:50 PM (ZPrif)
I have a prediction. Round about 2050, while the scientists are consensualling each other about the up and coming ice age, they will say that the AGW fraud was all a myth, that it was cooked up by a complicit media over a few articles taken out of context. But here's the thing...they will be right, just as the ones who call the cooling scam a myth are right now, but for the wrong reasons.
Yes it was a few articles blown way out of proportion by a complicit media with those fears being fed by "scientists" who were bilking the worlds governments out of billions of dollars of research money. Just like today and the AGW scam. And the sad thing is...its the same group of "scientists" doing the scaring, and the same complicit media doing the hyping. The names change (well, a few of them don't, that James Hanson (sp?) asshole from NASA was beating the ice age drum in the 70s just like he's beating the AGW drum now) but the story is still the same.
It's all bullshit. Follow the money.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:51 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 07:52 PM (XlPzM)
http://www.larrclub.org/directions.html
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (8Prb7)
They'll be saying that about "global warming" within our lifetimes.
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 07:53 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 07:54 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 07:54 PM (ZPrif)
You can say that again.
Posted by: George Zimmerman at September 13, 2013 07:55 PM (bKA83)
You can say that again.>>
Preach it Brother
Posted by: Timmothy Treadwell at September 13, 2013 07:57 PM (TsPJM)
Peaches, LA has one of the best gun clubs in the country.
http://www.larrclub.org/directions.html
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 11:53 PM (JNUY4)
Thanks, Stringer. I think that's where my doc goes every Tuesday, I bookmarked it. I just want to get the fuck out of this shiteating town and go somewhere sane. Meantime, I will check this out. Beyond embarrassed that I haven't even put the snapcaps in fluffy and dry-fired. srsly, what's the point? I wanna fire live ammo.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 07:58 PM (8lmkt)
The logo can say something like "oh no, not again" in Aramaic.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 07:58 PM (d7tB2)
Yeah they went to COT to eliminate the politicking, and now it's as political as F1 ... we should all just "Like" the championship on Facebook
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 07:59 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 11:34 PM (8Prb7)
The correct answer is "yes."
The more correct answer is what Sith Lord Merovign said, find the one that suits you and ignore what everyone else tries to convince you of. The best gun is the one you like, will practice with, and will carry wherever it is legal to do so (not that I would advocate anything illegal mind you), because that's the one you will have with you if/when you need it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 07:59 PM (yh0zB)
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I'm not saying that it never happens, just that it is less likely, and statistically happens less often.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:00 PM (aDwsi)
For years, my carry piece has been my 1911. Either that gun was designed for my hand, or vice versa. I've handled a ton of weapons, but this single auto just FITS. Can't describe it any other way.
Never have had a ftf, and only a couple ftls, attributed to a mag problem.
Plus each year it sees a gunsmith for a thorough check. The only thing I require from the weapon is that it goes bang when the trigger is squeezed--EVERY DAMN TIME.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 08:00 PM (SAMxH)
I like semis for the capacity and the ease of carry.
When TheBurningTimes™ comes, I'll be openingly sporting a .357 on my hip, with the semi in back-up position*
*had I not lost all my firearms in the tragic boating accident from which I was lucky to escape with my life
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 08:00 PM (DCC9P)
You can say that again.>>
Preach it Brother
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Melinda Herman at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (JawqV)
Local dirt tracks do better policing. Try that shit at say dinky regional Lebanon Valley speedway in NY and you'll get black flagged.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (9MLX+)
I would suggest starting with the 38s just to break her in. That and in my 686 I get a lot of rise shooting 357s.
Posted by: Timmothy Treadwell at September 13, 2013 08:01 PM (TsPJM)
Not really seeing the distinction here...
Posted by: Glock at September 13, 2013 08:02 PM (bKA83)
Hrothgar, loaded or not, when a revolver "jams" you need to switch to a different gun.
My father is old school LEO and he has found certain loads do not function in a .38 spl S&/W snubbie.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (VyDjT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tng8g95snLw
It's a song in which a woman wishes her good-for-nothing boyfriend were more like Putin. Because that's just the sort of messed up world in which we're living.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (0HMaA)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:03 PM (qyfb5)
I would suggest starting with the 38s just to break her in. That and in my 686 I get a lot of rise shooting 357s.
Also, get some +P. Nice intermediate step before taking on the big flash and "why did my revolver go vertical" of the .357.
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 08:04 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 11:58 PM (8lmkt)
I need to get back into my dry fire routine. I could really tell the difference last range session. I started out with the .45 pulling low and left, and ended up doing the same thing with the 9mm. Flinching MF'r, the only cure for that is a religiously followed dry fire routine coupled with a few snap caps loaded in with some live rounds by your range partner so you don't know where they are.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:04 PM (yh0zB)
Fear of theft is a big reason I never acquired one before, although I don't really have those anymore. Thx all for the replies, was interested in y'alls opinions. I had pretty much worked out revolver on my own, as I have shot plenty of friend's heaters, and I find the jamming of the semi's somewhat unnerving ...
Still not sure if I want one, as I don't think my temperament is well suited ... but I do really enjoy shooting.
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:05 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:05 PM (9MLX+)
I don't even... the... what...
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 08:06 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 14, 2013 12:00 AM (SAMxH)
Yep. As Col. Cooper said, nothing more terrifying than a click when you expected a bang...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (yh0zB)
I met a Russian chick who was completely on board with Putin. Her view was basically that the Russian people need someone who will whip them like a Viking. The alternative would be permanent vodka intoxication for all hands.
Posted by: Splunge at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (bKA83)
Since IG brought it up, any of you Morons know anything about the Remington 1911? thx.
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:07 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:09 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:09 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:10 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:11 PM (GEICT)
This is what I am pointing out.
Putin is for bettering the lot of his own people.
Unlike the "we suck, therefore, fuck us" crowd that we have elected. Our crowd is determined to end us.
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 08:11 PM (XlPzM)
actually it has somebody named 'vanilla' 's name on it, but, you know...
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 13, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)
"Perfect practice makes perfect"
Damn straight.
Mero, Gotta say that a .22 is the ideal for a beginner. No recoil to distract or create a flinch. When the basics are ingrained, then you can caliber up.
Least this has been my experience.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (SAMxH)
1) Swipe (clears stovepipes)
2) Tap (reseats loose mag)
3) Rack (clear squibs, no-fires)
4) Squeeze (bang)
That drill cures 99% of semi problems. With practice, you can get down to around a second or so.
The other 1% are probably gonna be mechanical breakage, then you're SOL.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (8Prb7)
You want some real snap, try the LadySmith .357. Yow. So pretty. So fierce.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (JNUY4)
Still not sure if I want one, as I don't think my temperament is well suited ... but I do really enjoy shooting.
Posted by: Joe at September 14, 2013 12:05 AM (8Prb7)
I had a problem with the Glock 36 when I first got it, failure to eject issues. Its not an unheard of problem with the first 36's, and mine was a Gen 2. I changed the spring out and haven't had a problem with it since, but it did lessen my confidence in the gun for a while.
With that said, if you are having problems with your semi then you need another gun. Either it's a handling issue (limp wristing) or it's a mechanical issue with the gun, either way it will decrease your confidence in it and you won't want to carry it. Sometimes another gun will solve the problem (for instance when Ima used to comment regularly she would tell you she can't shoot a Glock but loves her Sig).
Nothing wrong with a wheelgun, BTW, and I'm not really a Glock fanboi although that's all I own right now. I have a friend who carries a .454 Alaskan, he says he only wants to have to shoot it once, and whoever he has to shoot he will try hard not to kill...so that he can beat them to death with the gun for making him shoot it. I've shot it, and that's a kicking beast, but it will surely get the job done. Shock And Awe.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:12 PM (yh0zB)
I've had semi pistols that had jamming problems. It usually was a cheap mag problem or could be fixed with a specific ammo selection. Any gun you buy get out and know it. It will tell you if it's the right one for you and you will learn it's idiosyncrasies. Is it a shooting in the woods target gun or Holy shit my life is on the line gun.
Posted by: Timmothy Treadwell at September 13, 2013 08:13 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 13, 2013 08:14 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2013 12:12 AM (JNUY4)
The day I found fluffy there was a vintage LadySmith in the case. They wanted over 2 grand for it. I didn't even ask to hold it, although it was tiny and appealing. I don't know if it was a .357, it seemed very, very small. And very pricey. Plus, who knew where she'd been????
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (XdnQT)
wow blow my mind, I always thought Carousel was at 33, not 30. Briefly stopping by in the midst of the future shock marathon on TCM. Finally watched Minority Report. Meh mostly but I want the cars that drive sideways on buildings please.
And if I walked into a store and a chirpy hologram welcomed me back and recited what I had bought last time in the store I think I would probably punch the next person I saw.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 13, 2013 08:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:16 PM (qyfb5)
But you will never get to practice with someone returning fire.
Because if you do, it is no longer "practice".
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 08:16 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:16 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 13, 2013 08:17 PM (VyDjT)
I agree the Russkies loves them some despot, its been true throughout their history. When I worked at a pizza joint in the early '90s there was a recent immigrant who was learning about our politics and asked me "Joe - how come when you elect president, he no serve for life?"
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:17 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: Preznit Wiggum at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (QMWjL)
I just had a little gungasm reading that, GGE. I don't suppose there's any chance your friend is single . . . in any case, man after my own heart right there.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (8lmkt)
No, civie. I had two at one point. A plain 92F and 92FS. Both had the same eat-anything and fire filthy good manners.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of the mil versions had cheaper cruder feed ramp machining to reduce cost since all they're supposed to eat is ball. A lot of the German wartime Walther 9's and 32's I've had were were fussy about ammo because of the cruder machining than on the peacetime civilian versions.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:18 PM (XyrkB)
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the only beretta worth owning is the px storm in .45
and da bears
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:19 PM (M1wQA)
Because if you do, it is no longer "practice".
Posted by: navybrat at September 14, 2013 12:16 AM (XlPzM)
But at that point all you have trained to do comes to the forefront. Train like you fight, fight like you train.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:19 PM (yh0zB)
389 a guy at the range about a month ago let me try his 92F
the smoothness and accuracy compared to the military one was amazing
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:21 PM (M1wQA)
Editing pictures for a slideshow for my mom's funeral on Monday. Go to run to the store for a few things. Come back, and my main computer is stone cold dead. Grrrr.
So I go get my mom's tower that I had my uncle pick up from her house on an errand run up to the funeral home. Hook it up. Basically brand new except all her pictures from her phone. Just what I need. Hmmm.
Grab one of the usb sticks he found. 'Maybe these have some docs we'll need'. The first one has all her favorite music her best friend has spent days trying to remember and search for. All the music we need. Hmmmm.
Thanks mom.
Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 08:21 PM (eEEbp)
Every day now, I find something new that makes me say, "I didn't sign up for this shit."
Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:21 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 14, 2013 12:17 AM (VyDjT)
Tell me some more about your Kahr, the local rep has been tempting me with their new .45, I am looking at it for my first (People's Republic of IL) carry piece.
Posted by: Steck at September 13, 2013 08:22 PM (RL7U1)
392 But at that point all you have trained to do comes to the forefront.
you forgot running away and screaming like a little bitch to fight another day
worked for me
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:22 PM (M1wQA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:23 PM (qyfb5)
A while ago, I noticed some mysterious posts by the entrance to my local grocery store. They went up about, oh, five feet or so and had a variety of interesting little holes and some wires in them.
I scratched my head and thought about them for a while.
Eventually, I realized that those were all that was left of some phone booths.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 08:23 PM (0HMaA)
Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 12:18 AM (8lmkt)
It's...eh...complicated. He has a Russian wife who decided she was homesick and went back home a little over a year ago, but now she's trying to come back here, to stay this time. Her sister...who is his ex wife...shares a house with him for now until he gets his new house closer to where he works liveable. He's an interesting guy to say the least. A curmudgeon. I think you'd like him. He's also the guy that got me into shooting, I refer to him as Range Partner on the blog.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 13, 2013 08:24 PM (Dsds2)
hey garrett and the other guitarists, here's my next project if I get it
http://tinyurl.com/mp8ho3l
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:25 PM (M1wQA)
Even seen on of the Egyptian military's Helwan 9mm? That be some straight up nasty crude shit...makes cheap Chinese tool machining look like the space shuttle.
Dudes must have been making them with hand chisels and blow torches.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (d7tB2)
Well said FB Joe, I've been wanting to talk about this somewhere
GCE that Alaskan story made me laugh
The particular jamnation special was something called a (I think) a Dectronics stainless compact .45 (1911?) - kept by an ex Redleg capt who was bigtime CCW guy - it had problems in spite of his expertise. I believe he went to Glock not too long after that incident. Another friend had a sweet Baretta that was soo smooth I had a standing offer on it if he ever replaced it ...
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (8Prb7)
Yeah. There are a couple of times in Russian history where they grab some random prince and say "Please be our king! We need a king!"
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 08:26 PM (0HMaA)
I would be a flaming wreck the likes of which you have never seen.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 12:23 AM (qyfb5)
Oh, that'll be her mother and sister.
Thanks for the prayers. It's been a rough week.
Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 08:28 PM (eEEbp)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
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I sold one of those a while back. Wishing I hadn't. It was a fun plinker.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:28 PM (aDwsi)
404 never saw one but once shot a Bahrain cop's whatever the hell it was
put one round through it and gave it back
total piece of crap
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:28 PM (M1wQA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 12:19 AM (M1wQA)
Oh? Did they get a group discount on tickets?
Steck, congrats! Finally! I just hope they reciprocate with NC, currently IL is the only state I have to pull over and disarm before crossing when going to see the folks...which is why I've been going the long way through TN.
NCJ, yeah running away screaming is the first option for sure.
BC, niiiice! Integrated laser and everything!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (yh0zB)
I can't imagine one selling for $2K without engraving or "provenance."
The .357 fires .38 very politely -- really the only short-barrel I've ever liked.
The attitude only comes on in the more powerful round.
I fired a titanium frame .357 snubby once. "Once." It's not the wrist action, it's the "Smith hoop" trigger guard shape (that almost all revolvers use). The bird finger is trapped behind that little strap. If your fingers happen to be extremely slim, you miss all the fun. It stings, very annoyingly. It's not supposed to hurt, as the girl said at the picnic.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 13, 2013 08:29 PM (XyrkB)
"So I just went on-line this morning and bought two more"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 13, 2013 11:18 PM (MBqvE)
Heh. I'm wearing my Halliburton shirt right now. Has King Kong rarin' up from the monkey boards of an oil rig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 08:30 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (N/Sup)
MK760
http://arizonashooting.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=123880
Kinda cool but a pain in the ass
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 12:28 AM (eEEbp)
I wish I didn't know as much about this as I do. My prayers to you and yours as well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (aDwsi)
My sincere condolences on the loss of your mother.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (KY+9m)
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 13, 2013 08:32 PM (JTHxg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (qyfb5)
Have you worked on rigs?
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 12:31 AM (GEICT)
But I'm sure for a nominal fee they could get it for you.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Shay Cheesh at September 13, 2013 08:33 PM (N3Al8)
Posted by: bern at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (F8wlp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 12:29 AM (yh0zB)
GGE, alas, it will be years before *anyone* gets reciprocity with IL, long story :-( One step at a time...
Posted by: Steck at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (RL7U1)
a 50's fender? a butt ton of cash?
they aren't cheap
Your sugar momma can afford a nice 59 Jazzmaster for you.
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (KY+9m)
Posted by: MFM Senate Designated Journalist at September 13, 2013 08:34 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 08:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 13, 2013 08:35 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:35 PM (KY+9m)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)
prayers up, esch . . . I'm so sorry for your loss. God bless you and yours.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (lq3Ak)
Not a lot about it over here. Different RC, but I'd have thought we would have heard more about it. Everything I know about it is from the news.
Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2013 08:37 PM (XdnQT)
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:38 PM (J8Q1Z)
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Good for you! A long gun?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (N/Sup)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gingy at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 13, 2013 08:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 08:40 PM (KY+9m)
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:41 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:41 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:42 PM (aDwsi)
I will take you up on that in real life someday, Peaches.
Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 08:43 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:43 PM (N/Sup)
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (J8Q1Z)
461 I want a koa wood 7 string san dimas for my bday next month but getting the new car was enough I think
plus the girl would steal it
speaking of, the xx chromosomes are dying the weekly soccer streak as I type
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (M1wQA)
He was shocked when I called him a Nighthawk. He said "no one knows that."
We're trading patches. And hat tip to you Nighthawks. FILO
Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 13, 2013 08:44 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Preznit Wiggum at September 13, 2013 08:45 PM (QMWjL)
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:45 PM (M1wQA)
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 13, 2013 08:46 PM (JTHxg)
Posted by: Gingy at September 13, 2013 08:46 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (9MLX+)
ugggh
all we have is two diet cokes and a bottle of boones strawberry hill
guess I should take a walk to the corner and get some RC
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:48 PM (M1wQA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:49 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 08:52 PM (J8Q1Z)
http://tinyurl.com/cnywh35
- buy zip ties
- ensure the well behind the house is empty
- buy a white panel van, duct tape, and para cord
How come all the really hot chicks are gay? wtf?
Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 08:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 12:33 AM (TsPJM)
I don't work "on" rigs; I work "at" them. A geologist on the wellsite, where I am at right now, incidentally. But back when I was a Halliburton hand, I did have to climb all over the rig, installing sensors and such-like. Now, about all I do on the rig side of the lease is occasional service on the rental gas detector slung on the shaker box (aka possum belly).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 08:53 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 08:54 PM (M1wQA)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (QVC7W)
http://tinyurl.com/l5rxzwh
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 12:34 AM (GEICT)
Nice!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (N/Sup)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:55 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
Yup... played backyard football, soccer, mountain biking and a little running. That football was the death of my knees. I didn't force my arm to throw curve-balls often, however.
The arms aren't meant for that shit!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:56 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 08:57 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: navycopjoe
The hardest thing about kids and that position is getting them to run at the ball to close the angle. It just ain't natural... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 08:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 08:59 PM (qyfb5)
The reason I asked is cause I work in the failure analysis lab of the company that makes the blue painted pressure sensors for the oil industry. We had a attachment for out tensile tester called Bubba's Boot. To prove our design could take some guy using our sensor as a ladder step.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:00 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 09:01 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
With all my knee "issues", I can still run pretty well, (for 42), and I can certainly get on the mountain bike. No more off-roading for this daredevil now, however.
I'll bet I got up to forty MPH, downhill, over roots and through trees in my 20's n' 30's. That shit had to stop after I watched my life flash before my eyes the seventeenth time.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:03 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:03 PM (J8Q1Z)
But before I go. I lost a friend a year ago yesterday. Glen Doherty. His book, Navy SEAL Sniper is coffee table quality. It's the best shooting book I've read (I edited it) and all my personal bias aside when I got my copy in the mail, I was floored.
It's that good.
I'm not pushing the book. I just ask you take 30 seconds. Half a minute.
Glen was black on ammo and on the roof when the mortars hit.
He manned up and inserted into a lost situation, and he did it recovering from a broken arm two weeks earlier when he got run the hell over on his bike back in the states.
What Glen and Ty did that day would have earned The Medal had they been active duty. Those two saved everyone, and they're the sole reason the loss is 4 not 40.
Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:04 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:04 PM (N/Sup)
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2013 09:04 PM (KY+9m)
Thanks. Had no idea that was going on.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (0HMaA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
HAH! Either you're pulling my leg or that is just plain funny!
SM: "Nope, that's true Kentucky Bluegrass."
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Gingy at September 13, 2013 09:06 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:07 PM (z4WKX)
I hope she was pulling my leg.>>
There's a blue balls joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:07 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:08 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: Bill and Ted at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 01:00 AM (TsPJM)
I remember sensors like that. And they do tend to get installed in places where the hands will climb upon them. And many such sensors are attached to the pipe with a hammer union, so they have to be able to take that kind of abuse, too.
Nowadays, many of the sensors are an integral part of the equipment, and rig monitoring systems are owned and operated by the drilling contractor, instead of a service rigged in and maintained by the mud logging company. Pump stroke counters used to be a microswitch with a wire feeler that got tripped by the rubber splash guard on a pump piston rod, and they were finicky to install, and often got disrupted by crew activity. Now they have a magnetic pickup incorporated in one of the shaft bearings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (8Fl6F)
*Hats Off, Tango*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 12:40 AM (TsPJM)
Nice collection. Were the Luger and the Arisaka war trophys by any chance? And what type/caliber is the Arisaka?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 09:11 PM (XlPzM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:11 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (N/Sup)
tangonine, my condolences on the loss of your friend, he was way too young to leave us. i went over to amazon and just the reviews brought tears to my eyes. if there is a God in heaven, the future belongs to men like you and Glen and Ty.
Posted by: Peaches at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (N/Sup)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:12 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:13 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: navybrat at September 14, 2013 01:11 AM (XlPzM)
I believe that was on the morning thread. EoJ pointed out that somewhere, sometime, somebody was f*cking monkeys.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:14 PM (yh0zB)
That round went through it at 150yds like it wasn't even there. Perfect Hole. It was sweet.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (HVff2)
Wasn't that a nice launch, though? True Sons of Nippon: right on time, no drama (well, no liquid fuel), a hearty handshake and everybody goes back to work. First Japanese script I've read all year with no tentacles.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:15 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
That's when you throw in the, "You can only get it from Arkansas."
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:16 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2013 01:12 AM (J8Q1Z)
I saw gun camera footage where a Tomcat pilot shot a cow. The cow was on the shooting range, and he was shooting blue (practice) ammo, but practice ammo or not 20mm rounds at 6000 rpm will make a mess out of a cow.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:16 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:16 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2013 09:17 PM (Ztsak)
And FUCK the rules, they deserve the medal. Their families deserve that honor. God knows Doherty and Woods earned it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:07 AM (GEICT)
Periodically I ping Brandon, who was Glen's best friend. They went through SEAL sniper school together. He's a quiet guy, but I know this hurts. Brandon paid for Glen's funeral. It's been a tough week.
Navy SEAL Sniper.
50 percent of the proceeds go to Glen's family and/or The Red Circle Foundation As a physicist and the editor of the text I can tell you it's the bible on shooting. Oh, and I never made a penny off it. The only Interest I have is that it's Glen's legacy (he wrote most of his part ass deep in shit and mud on some mountain top in asscrackistan).
Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (x3YFz)
Too bad we don't have a functional free press."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
If there's any way a rope can be wound around Hillary?
...I'll smack the horse.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (lq3Ak)
NY sports fans bad news/good news joke this week ...
Bad News: Matt Harvey is visiting Dr James Andrews for a second opinion on his arm injury
Good News: Mark Sanchez is visiting Dr James Andrews for a second opinion on his arm injury
Posted by: kbdabear at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 09:18 PM (0axsw)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (qyfb5)
512 yeah, its going to be bad
she already says if she gets her moms tits shes going to rule the world
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (M1wQA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:19 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Frankfurt at September 13, 2013 09:20 PM (Vk2pI)
Yep, Mosin Nagant. If it was a bolt-action it was the venerable 91/30 produced in the millions by the best of peasant labor and used by peasants to drive the vaunted German war machine off soil of Mother Russia. 7.62x54R. I have one, a '43 Tula, and it's a tack driver at 200 yards, I haven't tried it at 300. I can't even see that far.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:20 PM (yh0zB)
The Arisaka is a 7.7x58 that he got from an uncle that was a trophy (Dad was a little young for WWII). The Luger was $65 mail order purchase he made because he read the govt had made it illegal and out of spite he ordered one and a P38 in the same order.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:20 PM (TsPJM)
Q: "Can I fuck you, Monkey?"
A: monkey doesn't answer
Q: "Are you sure?"
A: nothing
Q: "I'll take that as a 'maybe.' "
Posted by: Monkeyfucker at September 13, 2013 09:21 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 13, 2013 09:22 PM (J8Q1Z)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 09:22 PM (8Prb7)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 13, 2013 09:23 PM (N/Sup)
It was the coolest thing I'd ever fired. Plus, I hit the target! (No small thanks to my buddy's meticulous care for his sights and weaponry.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:24 PM (lq3Ak)
Purchased.
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived." -Gen. George S. Patton
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:24 PM (yh0zB)
...and yes, it was that very bolt-action 91/30 you described. Now that you mention it, the action was fairly smooth for something so venerable. As long as you didn't act like a princess, the ejection was nice.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:27 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 14, 2013 01:20 AM (TsPJM)
I think I like your Dad. The Arisaka is a Type 99 then, right? Nice rifle, even if you do have to handload the ammo for it (they stopped making ammo for it rather abruptly in August '45). I have a Type 30, pre WW1, but I handload for it as well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 01:27 AM (lq3Ak)
Yep, made for the hands of a Russian peasant, usually wearing gloves. They like it rough.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:30 PM (yh0zB)
Ordered through the Amazon box on the front page.
Posted by: Bomber at September 13, 2013 09:30 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
Prostitution is illegal and most of those guys don't go for that.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:31 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
HAH!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:32 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:32 PM (qyfb5)
We were going to leave the men and women at that compound to die and then we did leave Woods and Doherty to die.
Motherfucker. I need my blood pressure meds.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:31 AM (GEICT)
Who is this "we" you speak of? "We" know who the fuck left those men to die, and they certainly aren't "us".
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:33 PM (yh0zB)
Yes Oh and the govt deal back in the 60s no more mail order. And he said fuck that what are they gonna do if people are still selling. Might be why I'm a moron
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (0axsw)
Purchased.
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived." -Gen. George S. Patton
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 01:24 AM (yh0zB)
Thanks! I think most of you guys have seen Brandon but don't know you did. He pops in on FOX usually with Hannity. To say "he's the SEAL with the beard" would be redundant.
I hope you enjoy the book. It's a rewrite of "21st Century Sniper."
I read 21st back in 2011, called brandon and said "WTF? this is poop!" (not a direct quote) and Glen was deployed so we (me, Brandond and John Mann) reworked it from the ground up. Glen provided input via camel and notes scrawled on cardboard.
Skyhorse publishing exceeded expectations. It's truly coffee table quality. I hope you like it.
Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:34 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 09:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:35 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
Easy there, amigo. The best thing you can do is get on the phone to every congressional douchebag, especially local. I'd love to see Hillary hang for her malfeasance. That's just not going to happen.
Like I said, I'd slap that horse, personally.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:36 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 01:32 AM (qyfb5)
Range Partner has a Savage in .338 Lapua that he couldn't get the action to close on when it was loaded. Sent it back, they did the headspace check on it and told him pretty much the same thing, as long as its new its gonna be stiff. It loosened up after a few rounds, but damn those rounds are costly! (something like 4 bucks a round, certainly made me feel foolish for bitching about the roughly $1.40/round 6.5x50 Japanese for the Arisaka)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:36 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:38 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: The Hickster at September 13, 2013 09:40 PM (TsPJM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 01:35 AM (GEICT)
Yes, this was a dark day indeed, a smear upon our honor. If there were justice there would be graves marked simply by stone slabs with "traitor" chiseled on them for those who made the decisions to leave those men to die. We all know who they are. Unfortunately we do not deal with such people in the manner with which they should be dealt, which is why Teddy Kennedy isn't lying in one of those aforementioned traitors graves.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 09:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 09:42 PM (qyfb5)
i'm on strip 39. so it's held my interest that long. and i'm very picky about my webcomics
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 13, 2013 09:43 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: Joe at September 13, 2013 09:46 PM (8Prb7)
manana you H8rs
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 01:46 AM (M1wQA)
ewww, Monopoly sucks that is only made slightly better with the original rules
Posted by: The Dude at September 13, 2013 09:49 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 01:38 AM (z4WKX)
It's OK. The sad part is you never met him.
Posted by: tangonine at September 13, 2013 09:49 PM (x3YFz)
All that pitching and all that firepower, with quality additions in the off-season had them poised to be atop that division with only Atlanta standing in their way.
Injuries played some role in their woes, but not anything like any other team in that division --or otherwise, hadn't gotten past.
As a "baseball guy", I never saw that coming. I guess that's why they play the games.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 09:50 PM (lq3Ak)
How do you think BP has been dealing with the Gulf Oil Spill thus far? Do you think they were negligent to begin with? I know Bobby Jindal's also been after them for spending so much of their "relief" moneys on promoting how wonderfully they've been remedying the situation.
I'd also like to know where all that spilled oil has gone. I figure it's everywhere by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2013 09:55 PM (xY8+2)
Posted by: CarolT at September 13, 2013 09:57 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 10:01 PM (T1005)
Ok, I thought I was about cried out. I'm touched by all your support.
Seems wrong somehow to be sniffling while reading 'A smart military blog'.
Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 10:02 PM (eEEbp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 13, 2013 10:04 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 02:04 AM (qyfb5)
Troof.
Posted by: esch at September 13, 2013 10:07 PM (eEEbp)
http://tinyurl.com/8p4c9uy
Most teams have thirteen-to-seventeen games left to play in September. A two-game deficit isn't that tough to make up, but a five-game deficit, (with other teams in front), can be monumental.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Political Tweek at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (Vk2pI)
How do you think BP has been dealing with the Gulf Oil Spill thus far? Do you think they were negligent to begin with? I know Bobby Jindal's also been after them for spending so much of their "relief" moneys on promoting how wonderfully they've been remedying the situation.
I'd also like to know where all that spilled oil has gone. I figure it's everywhere by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 14, 2013 01:55 AM (xY8+2)
I'll throw my uninformed 2 cents in, here -- the majority of the spilled oil has been degraded and is now a tree limb in Indonesia, a fish in the Amazon, algae in Lake Baikal, and a bobcat in Colorado. It's an organic product produced organically, recycled by organic processes into other organic matter.
And I'll go a little further -- it was a horrible mess, but nothing like what the MSM pumped it into and it's been used more as an opportunity for governmental shakedown than anything worthwhile. If people were actually required to reasonably prove that they had actually been harmed by the spill in order to be covered for their loss, there'd have damned few payouts and it would have been over far quicker.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 10:08 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 02:01 AM (T1005)
Pixy needs to make sure he doesn't mix-up the hamster feed with the crystal-methÂ…
Posted by: The Political Tweek at September 14, 2013 02:08 AM (Vk2pI)
Wait.....you mean 'Heisenberg' is really Pixy?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 10:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 10:14 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 02:02 AM (eEEbp)
Just know that a life well-lived, as well as Faith, allows the Earthly strings to be cut to enjoy all those songs you've saved to be forever enjoyed in Heaven.
As Ronald Reagan once said: "We slip the surly bonds of Earth, to touch the Face of God".
May your Mother find the joys and reintroduction of those lost before her. May His Love envelop you and yours, knowing her Blessed Soul has found the Ultimate Garden of Joy.
My prayers are with you, esch. May God assuage your loss and deliver the closeness of Friends and Family.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:15 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:18 PM (j/FJV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 10:19 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: cthulhu
I've had that happen some nights. There can be a loose script somewhere, I assume.
I assume.
Not tonight, however. I'm on Firefox, all (*crap) updated, running Win 8. (H
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:20 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:22 PM (j/FJV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2013 01:42 AM (qyfb5)
I do. Or at least that's why I started. Gotta start somewhere, right? Besides, the T30 carbine isn't exactly what I'd be using in competition.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:22 PM (yh0zB)
You just keep doing what you do, because without Scripture's Biblical Inspiration, I've got no prose. I've got nothing. Without reading "Smart Scriptural Bloggers", I can copy nothing. I can blather nothing.
I'm "Hollywood Scripture".
...you're the real thing.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:24 PM (lq3Ak)
http://youtu.be/uh2TiDT4joA
love the in-ear headphones in the shape of tits
Posted by: The Dude at September 13, 2013 10:25 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 13, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)
i'm on strip 39. so it's held my interest that long. and i'm very picky about my webcomics
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 01:43 AM (d7tB2)
I can see this will be a huge timesink, so I've added it to the blog links page. Thanks!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:28 PM (yh0zB)
Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 13, 2013 10:30 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:35 PM (j/FJV)
...He truly works in mysterious ways!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:35 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:39 PM (j/FJV)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 13, 2013 10:40 PM (j/FJV)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 10:44 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 13, 2013 11:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2013 11:18 PM (sdi6R)
I attend church very sporadically. Mostly when I'm asked, in times of need or Family. I've never "lived" God's Word.
...but I Love It. There's a sense of inspiration when I hear it and I am driven to tears, at times, to know it. There is a there there. There is something beyond myself that I can't quite explain.
I was driven, as a child to look things up in an unabridged dictionary whenever I'd read something I didn't understand. This was partially due to my parents' chiding of my "deez-dem-dose" childhood impediment.
When I mispronounce or misspell something, my face turns red and I don't mind being corrected. How I wish there were more like me, whose pride doesn't interfere with learning.
Larger issues override syntax and pronunciation. One can be petty when chastising fellow travelers on their usage.
What I cannot stand is "professional" broadcasters, announcers, play-by-play guys, anchormen, and the like, (entrusted with our language), dropping horse shit upon the populace. "Dumb Jock" is a name brand way too far often"
I feel this way with those entrusted with Scripture, MUCH, MUCH deeper. If you use a phrase from the Bible like you'd throw out: "It is what it is" -? I'll never trust you again. You're a commercial for "Bible-Brand Bullshit".
As a writer, I'll never 'get my tenses to agree', because I was never told that my "creative writing" had such disagreement. Public schools "long" for creative idiots such as myself because they want to take the pressure off themselves and tell me to "find myself" and "create a voice".
They'd rather do that than correct me for syntax and agreement of tense.
Am I bitter? You bet.
Do I care? Yup.
My hippie-ass teachers did me more of a disservice than I'll ever know.
If I ever get a play-by-play gig for anything, I'll be embarrassed to get the fan mail I deserve.
I am a product of a well-funded school system gone awry. I thank God I'm self-aware and always asking questions of myself.
Delenda Est, MFM and Government Sector Unions.
I've become self-aware and this lil' satellite is making phone-calls.
-Slapweasel OUT
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 13, 2013 11:27 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The voice from the Outer Limits at September 13, 2013 11:31 PM (Vk2pI)
Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward IÂ’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. HovÂ’ring there,
IÂ’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air....
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
IÂ’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace.
Where never lark, or even eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
- Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
The author was a Spitfire pilot in 1941 and was 19 years old when he wrote that. He was killed in an accident a few months later.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gillespie_Magee,_Jr.
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2013 03:18 AM (sdi6R)
With that, and the Glen Doherty discussion above -- it would be all too easy to say that our best and brightest have been lost, and our nation's greatness lies in its past. Indeed, we live in sorry times with sorry officials and spokespersons....
But I continue to believe that the greatness of this country comes from its people, not its aristocracy; its people, not its regulations; its people and their Constitution, not in some rule-by-decree promulgated yesterday and overturned tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 13, 2013 11:31 PM (T1005)
Posted by: DAve at September 13, 2013 11:50 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: tara reid at September 14, 2013 12:09 AM (TkteN)
John Gillespie Magee, Jr. (9 June 1922-11 December 1941) was an American aviator and poet who died as a result of a mid-air collision over Lincolnshire during World War II. He was serving in the Royal Canadian Air Force, which he joined before the United States officially entered the war. He is most famous for his poem "High Flight." (Via Wiki)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 14, 2013 12:37 AM (YD2FC)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 14, 2013 12:38 AM (YD2FC)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 14, 2013 12:39 AM (YD2FC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3SfcANH-9A
She's Delta Dawn.
...with a metaphorical suitcase, Faith, flower and Heaven.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:35 AM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: delayna at September 14, 2013 02:38 AM (KnC4k)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at September 14, 2013 02:42 AM (Lgwx3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kB7OR161-U
We're Walkin' Real Proud and Talkin' Real Loud Again?
...how 'bout tomorrow?
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 14, 2013 02:46 AM (lq3Ak)
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