September 14, 2013
— CDR M

This news isn't gonna get my kids to move out when they're old enough damn it. Nearly half of American jobs will be done by computers in 20 years.
The authors believe this takeover will happen in two stages. First, computers will start replacing people in especially vulnerable fields like transportation/logistics, production labor, and administrative support. Jobs in services, sales, and construction may also be lost in this first stage. Then, the rate of replacement will slow down due to bottlenecks in harder-to-automate fields such engineering. This “technological plateau” will be followed by a second wave of computerization, dependent upon the development of good artificial intelligence. This could next put jobs in management, science and engineering, and the arts at risk.A Very Bad Movie Rumor
I'm sure this is just a joke/hoax/ploy, but if it is true, I think it will just kill the Superman/Batman movie. Could Justin Bieber be cast as Robin?
Vera Wang Cheerleader Outfits

Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders getting Vera Wang threads.
Ig Nobel Prizes
Heh. Beer goggle study wins Ig Nobel Award.
The Cost Of Leaving Afghanistan

The logistical challenge of withdrawing from Afghanistan.
By the end of next year, U.S. officials say, they need to pull out 24,000 vehicles and 20,000 shipping containers, one way or another.The Pentagon has budgeted $5 billion to $7 billion to ship all that gear home. But the final tab will hinge greatly on the extent to which the military can rely on the ground routes through Pakistan.
The primary alternative is to load the equipment on cargo planes and fly it out — either all the way back to the United States, or to seaports in the Persian Gulf and the Arabian Sea. But those options are three to seven times as expensive as the route through Pakistan.
Another alternative is to ship cargo by rail or truck across AfghanistanÂ’s northern borders into Central Asia and Russia. But the Defense Department, after working for years to secure transit agreements with those countries, expects to move only 1 or 2 percent of its equipment along those corridors, according to a senior defense official who spoke on the condition of anonymity under ground rules set by the Pentagon.
The northern land routes, though cheaper than air cargo, take the longest and are more expensive than the Pakistan option, the official said.
Infidel
C'mon now. I bet we're called this every day in a mosque near you. Michigan refuses veterans request for a vanity license plate that says "Infidel".
Michigan rejected Michael Matwyuk's request for INFIDEL plate under its "offensive to good taste and decency" provision.
Text To Speech Theater
It does have some harsh language so watch volume if you are at work.
Powderpuff Game Cancelled
High school cancels powderpuff football game over gender politics.
The gender-specific nature of the game also resulted in its cancelation.
Funny. I could argue all of the other sports discriminate that way as well.
al Queda's Global Network

Funny. This does not look like it is in decline.
And it looks like al Queda has declared war on two other insurgent factions in Syria. Good thing we're probably stopping arms shipments.
Microwave Energy Gun
I wonder what the range on this is. Ray gun fries electronics, disables car bombs.
Inventions

Inventions that were originally intended for other uses.
Clear Bras
Don't be afraid to ask how clear bras work.
Cat Video
Lazy cat fight.
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Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 06:05 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 06:06 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 14, 2013 06:06 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 14, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 06:07 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:07 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 06:08 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at September 14, 2013 06:09 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 14, 2013 06:09 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Barry of Arabia at September 14, 2013 06:09 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:10 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 06:11 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 06:11 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at September 14, 2013 06:11 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 06:12 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 14, 2013 06:13 PM (0iJzo)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:13 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 14, 2013 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)
John Kerry = Grecks (from Fallout New Vegas).
http://scoamf.us/kerry
http://scoamf.us/grecks
The resemblance is uncanny, I tells ya. Conjoined twins linked at the face, and split with a dull rusty chainsaw.
Posted by: ʃnaʊzərSoße at September 14, 2013 06:13 PM (SM8RA)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 06:14 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:14 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2013 06:15 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: The Beatnik Hat at September 14, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 14, 2013 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)
Good time to ask for union representation and $15/hr, losers
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:17 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 06:18 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:18 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:18 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 06:18 PM (0axsw)
Posted by: Pepe Loco at September 14, 2013 06:20 PM (omBWL)
Incidentally, it's the whole reason for Title IX and the reason why cheerleading is not and will never be considered a "sport", no matter how many girls are injured or killed each year. Title IX allowed radical feminists to attack male sports, especially smaller ones, push money to women's teams which had no interest or support, all in the name of equality. Listing competitive cheerleading as a sport would bring back some parity, which the radicals don't want.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2013 06:20 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 10:11 PM
I'm a doctor, not an engineer. Great way to say "fuck you, it's not my job"
Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at September 14, 2013 06:20 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: toby928© at September 14, 2013 06:21 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:21 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: The Heterosexual Hat at September 14, 2013 06:22 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)
who ever did the shop-work on that, thank you very much
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 06:22 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: EROWMER at September 14, 2013 06:22 PM (OONaw)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 06:22 PM (ELdpj)
Just the material staging in A-stan should be almost complete by now for a 2014 pullout. If it ain't all done by the time next winter rolls in, you're force to sit tight until the spring.
I don't see how you can do transport force protection at the same time we're drawing manpower. Do we plan on vending out convoy protection to the Pakis? I'm sure that would be clusterfuck cubed. Of 100 trucks, 10 would be lucky to ever make it to port.
I bet we wind up just abandoning huge quantities of shit or destroying it in place just like the Soviets did.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 06:23 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at September 14, 2013 06:23 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: TB at September 14, 2013 06:24 PM (8u/5i)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2013 10:15 PM (lr3d7)
That is completely medieval, barbaric, and uncivilized. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 14, 2013 06:24 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 10:14 PM (Dsds2)
Yes apparently he was a real Drill Instructor.
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:24 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)
Which is probably why Generalissimo Barry didn't think it through before pissing off Putin
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:25 PM (/9IC1)
oh my god
I taught my spawn how to make the greatest of all foods.......
a Chicago deep dish pizza
it was oh so damn good
must sleep now
Posted by: navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 06:25 PM (M1wQA)
@New England vs New York (NYJ) 13.0 12.5 12.0 12.0 DISQUALIFIED
NOTE: We messed up. The spread for the Week 2 NYJ-NE Thursday Night game changed in the afternoon, affecting people who picked before it changed. To keep the game fair, we are removing the game from week 2 for groups that use the spread. Apologies for the fumble. We felt this was the fairest way to resolve the error.
Posted by: toby928© at September 14, 2013 10:21 PM (QupBk)
There was no change between the Wednesday and the Final Spread numbers. They are full of shit.
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:26 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Jmel at September 14, 2013 06:26 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2013 06:26 PM (Ec6wH)
Clear Bras
Don't be afraid to ask how clear bras work.
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Okay, that was just mean!
Posted by: RoadRunner at September 14, 2013 06:27 PM (/KJkv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2013 06:27 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: JimK at September 14, 2013 06:28 PM (+R7VH)
Posted by: W.C. Varones at September 14, 2013 06:28 PM (QMAPJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:28 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:28 PM (LI48c)
For some reason the kitty reminds me of Kid Rock more than Al Capone. That is very odd.
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 14, 2013 06:29 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 14, 2013 06:29 PM (qVqgW)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2013 10:15 PM (lr3d7) That is completely medieval, barbaric, and uncivilized. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! Posted by: madamemayhem at September 14, 2013 10:24 PM
I totes support the re-creation of "Sherman's March to the Sea" as an exit strategy
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 06:29 PM (DCC9P)
>>> a Chicago deep dish pizza
Take a shit in a pan. Throw it out the window. Order a thin crust pie for delivery.
Posted by: garrett's Deep Dish Recipe at September 14, 2013 06:29 PM (zrs8s)
Thank God my wife encouraged me to take up astronomy!
Posted by: Jewells neighbor with the telescope at September 14, 2013 06:29 PM (lr3d7)
Someone suggested gorillas, but the offsides rules would be an issue
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:30 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2013 06:30 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 14, 2013 06:30 PM (RZ8pf)
And Karzai and his buddies charging something like $1,000 duty on every damn connex. Goddamn ingrates.
Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2013 06:30 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at September 14, 2013 06:32 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 06:32 PM (zrs8s)
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at September 14, 2013 06:32 PM (Vk2pI)
We'll pay. You remember who's holding the checkbook, right?
Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2013 06:32 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: madamemayhem at September 14, 2013 06:33 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2013 06:33 PM (l3vZN)
I don't really have a problem with that, to my mind the New Testament prohibitions against gay folks is weak-Jesus never addressed it and Paul did but twice, and one of those times was pretty clearly aimed at pedophilia in the original Greek.
Okay, I have to respond to this.
Considering that the idea of "gay folks" is a late Victorian invention, it is not surprising that "gayness" is not overtly condemned. OTOH, having sex with members of the same sex is condemned in no uncertain terms in the Old Testament. Jesus never said anything about homosexuality because he didn't have to - everyone he spoke to already knew the Law. Paul pretty clearly condemns it - he refers to it a punishment in the first chapter of Romans as a matter of fact. Incidentally, I don't see rape mentioned as wrong by either, so are we to conclude that rape is not now a sin?
Given that sex is supposed to be between married couples only, and marriage is to be between men and women, how anybody could decide that Jesus and Paul were accepting of homosexuality is beyond me.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (3Yxy0)
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 10:28 PM (LI48c)
Nope. Bieber tweeted a pic of himself holding what appears to be the script.
http://tinyurl.com/nfpppy6 And how does that undermine remark about some ass starting the rumor and wanting to piss them off more? Do you contend that Beiber is not an ass?
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Butthead at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Die Roboter at September 14, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 06:35 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)
All to what end? He had no plans to stick around and try to make it into a win anyway.
OK, the Talibs were pretty stupid and took the bait rather than just fading away and waiting him out in peace, and died in droves for their stupidity. But we have no plans of going back should the Taliban dethrone Karzai, so all seems like a futile exercise
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 06:36 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 14, 2013 06:36 PM (soKpm)
Posted by: butthead at September 14, 2013 06:37 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 14, 2013 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:37 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Vendette at September 14, 2013 06:38 PM (CtSLQ)
Posted by: CDR M at September 14, 2013 06:38 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 06:38 PM (z4WKX)
I don't know how many vietnamese eggrolls to order.
Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 14, 2013 10:36 PM
all of them
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 06:38 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Vendette at September 14, 2013 06:38 PM (CtSLQ)
Posted by: Another fapping moron at September 14, 2013 06:38 PM (EV3Uf)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 06:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 10:30 PM (/9IC1)
Like the boxing robots from the old Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 14, 2013 06:39 PM (NELfC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 14, 2013 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)
When I was watching the Liberace biopic last night it came as a bit of a shock to me that he tried to adopt the guy he was banging. I wonder if there were a lot of gay men in the late 70s early 80s who adopted their lovers for financial reasons. Of course in Liberace's case it was a bit of a bait and switch for his lover since his attorney held the paperwork and never filed it so it was never recognized in the courts so the guy got the big goose egg in the end. (he probably deserved it though because he had turned to drugs in order to face doing the deed with Liberace).
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 14, 2013 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: mindful webworker, just reading the ol' tea leaves at September 14, 2013 06:40 PM (U13jb)
I'd tell'em: "You know, we could just murder you and pay $0.00 per container, right?".
Someone needs to go all Retief on his ass and do a little bare knuckles "diplomacy"
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 06:40 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 14, 2013 06:40 PM (soKpm)
Everything he has done over here is political. In 2008, he had to use Afghanistan as "the good war" to bash Bush on Iraq. Talked himself into a corner, and here we sit, just waiting on an arbitrary date he later pulled out of his ass to cover his previous not-well-thought-out position.
Seems like he does that a lot.
Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2013 06:40 PM (+Wfbd)
The book he wrote about it is often translated as "The Road Home."
He planted a memorial grove, and had all the veterans over for drinks every year.
You might say he founded the VFW.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2013 06:41 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 06:41 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:41 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: EROWMER at September 14, 2013 10:40 PM
heheheh eh hehehehe eh heheh...
Posted by: beavis at September 14, 2013 06:42 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 06:42 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 06:43 PM (z4WKX)
It was okay until the nurse brought be breakfast ...
It was Kaboom
I woke in a cold sweat
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:43 PM (/9IC1)
No. Nobody builds roads in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2013 06:43 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 14, 2013 06:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 10:41 PM (aH+zP)
Tosh.0?
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:45 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 06:45 PM (Dsds2)
The book he wrote about it is often translated as "The Road Home."
"Anabasis" in the original Greek, and the most common English title to that work, if anyone wants to read it. It is available for free on kindle, or at least was.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2013 06:45 PM (3Yxy0)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2013 06:46 PM (ejMVW)
Posted by: dr kill at September 14, 2013 06:46 PM (AFC4a)
...Nearly half of American jobs will be done by computers in 20 years....
That didn't work out well for Wallowitz.
Posted by: Rajesh Kuthrapali at September 14, 2013 06:47 PM (zrs8s)
Posted by: jake at September 14, 2013 06:47 PM (CwqiX)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 14, 2013 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)
The only new show I've seen commercials for that I have an interest to possibly maybe catch is Sleepy Hollow. Nothing else has appealed to me. Oh well, at least Survivor starts Wednesday.
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:47 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 14, 2013 06:48 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Serena at September 14, 2013 06:48 PM (LLbZn)
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2013 06:48 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 06:48 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Y-not, jinx queen at September 14, 2013 06:49 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Vendette at September 14, 2013 06:49 PM (CtSLQ)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 06:50 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 06:52 PM (aH+zP)
Other than that, I look forward to them
Cashiers at McDonalds only do what anyone can do, put their fingers on menu screens and swipe a credit card
Posted by: kbdabear at September 14, 2013 06:52 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 06:52 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 06:53 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2013 06:53 PM (ejMVW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 14, 2013 06:54 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: The Funky Hat at September 14, 2013 06:54 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Regular Guy at September 14, 2013 06:54 PM (N3Al8)
Posted by: mindful webworker, with good news, everybody at September 14, 2013 06:54 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 06:58 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 06:58 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette at September 14, 2013 06:58 PM (CtSLQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 14, 2013 06:59 PM (NELfC)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 06:59 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: The Pyromaniacal Hat at September 14, 2013 07:00 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: President Obama at September 14, 2013 07:01 PM (Dsds2)
In the federal building I used to work in, there's an equipment-maintenance supervisor, ex-helo maintainer, tall rangy woman IYKWIM. Lives with her Dad.
One day a couple of her grunts were, while about some task, casually discussing the applicability of one or another football strategy in the preceding night's game.
In passing, she tossed off a quick opinion. And one of the techs said, What the hell would SHE know about football?
It got real quiet in there. Other guy says, You know who she is, right? She played for the Troopers.
There used to be a professional women's football league, and their boss was QB of their Perfect Season. For certain statistics, on a certain color paper, she is the most successful quarterback in professional football history. And some of them didn't know.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2013 07:01 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 07:01 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 14, 2013 07:02 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: mindful webworker, not particularly cheered at September 14, 2013 07:02 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Vendette at September 14, 2013 07:04 PM (CtSLQ)
Oh, story time! This one comes from my mum. (Hi, Mum! Hope you don't read this . . .)
When Mum was just a poli-sci grad straight from college, she had failed to earn her M.R.S. degree, so she needed work. She got work routing supply-ships around the Indian Ocean. This was grunt work that really just meant "send ship A to port A, refuel, get supplies, go to port B" yadda yadda.
Mum discovered that some tankers were smaller and quicker than others. And when port A was clamouring for supplies WE NEED SUPPLIES NAO, oftentimes just a few supplies were needed, and a smaller ship was conveniently available.
She ended up using the same ships all the time. And then there was a mutiny.
Not many kids can claim to have a mother whose face launched a thousand ships to Troy. I can't either . . . my mother launched one ship to a thousand Troys.
I reckon that logistical AI will behave, at best, like a 24 year old girl fresh out of college, with no real understanding of how to get from A to B consistently.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 07:04 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 14, 2013 07:06 PM (Jsiw/)
But *I* also have a new blog post. But before you click, GUESS WHAT!!!
Yahoo blog posting sucks so hard that I cannot access my blog's control panel. So you'll get no new blog post from me until those Yahoo [expletive deleted]s fix everything. I've got it all written and formatted and stuff, but I can't post it for the entertainment and enlightenment of all morons everywhere.
Sorry for being such a loser and everything.
Also, there yellow-jackets in the house. I hate those guys.
Posted by: Null at September 14, 2013 07:06 PM (xjpRj)
Remember the fun times, is all I will say. Remember when she made you laugh.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 07:07 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: mindful webworker, in a crossover alternate universe reboot at September 14, 2013 07:08 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 07:09 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2013 07:09 PM (ejMVW)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 07:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Tears of a Clown Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
http://tinyurl.com/3cyvkrp
Hey at least it rhymes with town :}~
Posted by: Regular Guy at September 14, 2013 07:12 PM (N3Al8)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2013 07:12 PM (FcR7P)
My mom didn't pass away but you are all so sweet thank you.
Well, damn, mpfs.
Things are looking up, already!
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 07:12 PM (zrs8s)
Still, sorry to hear that things aren't going well.
We can watch a musical? Would that cheer you up?
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 07:13 PM (zrs8s)
Posted by: mindful webworker, needs better speakers at September 14, 2013 07:14 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 14, 2013 07:14 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 07:14 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 07:15 PM (d7tB2)
We have tons and tons of steel, in the form of vehicles and conexes, that we are paying good money to remove from Afghanistan and destroy, when there are Afghans who would gladly buy scrap from us to repurpose as rebar, rails, beams, etc.
There is a little bit of this going on -- down at Kandahar (where we built the command center that was never occupied and everyone on earth told the Corps of Engineers not to build it), they are using blowtorches to turn MRAPs into little pieces. The Afghans buy the bits and call them "gold dust," because they cost so much to make.
Does anyone, anywhere, have common sense?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 14, 2013 07:16 PM (QVC7W)
For real?! I don't think that can be claimed if you are unable to grow at least one hair on that chest. Joe Manganiello is the standard I prefer.
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2013 07:17 PM (k55Fc)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 07:19 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 07:19 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2013 07:19 PM (ejMVW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Walt at September 14, 2013 07:20 PM (Z4QDo)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 07:20 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 07:21 PM (zrs8s)
Video's kind of boring though. [First (to say it)]
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Thanks, appreciate it. Vid definitely needs work.
Posted by: Jon in TX at September 14, 2013 07:24 PM (PKRPm)
I liked it...quite a bit.
******
Thanks Purp, appreciate it.
Posted by: Jon in TX at September 14, 2013 07:24 PM (PKRPm)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 07:24 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Walt at September 14, 2013 11:20 PM
If you blink you'll miss him in the original, but, you can hear him a couple of times. You get more Ermey and more dialogue from him in the special edition.
Posted by: otho at September 14, 2013 07:24 PM (9gNQd)
And stuff.
Posted by: Null at September 14, 2013 07:25 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 07:26 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 07:27 PM (ZFinx)
Grey Fox, I don't accept the Levitican laws as applicable to me. Jesus created a new covenant, replacing the old. Do you follow those laws WRT food? Or clothing? Or defecation? If so, then God bless, but if not, then you're picking and choosing what appeals to you to justify your prejudices.
No, I am not just picking and choosing. There is a distinction between the ceremonial law - which has been fulfilled, not erased, by Christ's sacrifice - and the moral law, which is still in effect. This is basic Christian doctrine.
As to your final point, gay sex being a sin, so what? Hetero sex outside of marriage is a sin. Envy is a sin. The list of sins is endless, and as humans each and every one of us is irrevocably tainted by our countless sins. I know of no grading scale of sin, all of us sin, all sins are equal, we're all doomed except for redemption through the blood of Christ. Saying "It's a sin!" generates a great big meh from me, one who sins every day. If person A's sin is sucking a dick and my sin is using the Lord's name in vain, we're both sinners, equally unworthy of salvation. Making any other judgement is nothing more than human vanity and status seeking.
Of course we are all sinners, and the New Testament does not single out homosexuality for special condemnation apart from that passage in Romans. The problem is that you declared homosexuality nott a sin when it very clearly is. That is what I am responding to.
Jesus' command to the woman caught in adultery was "Go and sin no more," not "well, since there are none left to condemn you, feel free to go on sinning."
I will also add: The modern concept of "gayness" is a Late Victorian idea that didn't catch on until the 1950s. It is the logical equivalent of declaring someone an alcoholic even if they never get drunk, a thief just because they may desire someone else's belongings but never act on it, or a murderer just because they get angry often but never strike a blow. That wasn't what Jesus was talking about in the Sermon on the Mount.
Set aside the modern notion that people with one particular set of impulses are somehow a special and separate branch of humanity, and you will view the issue in a whole new way.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2013 07:27 PM (3Yxy0)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 14, 2013 07:30 PM (3Yxy0)
Slowly, and at great cost. The thing is there's like 13+ years of inbound accretion laying around.
Unless the job is well underway at this point, there's no way its gonna be done by 2014.
At the same time, there's gonna still be ongoing flow inbound too to support force protection, convoy security, and ongoing maintenance needs during withdrawal.
Its not like we just close the in valve in open the drain valve. During the occupation buildup it was mostly just an open in valve, with little draining to be done.
In a place as big as A-stan, you can just kinda shove the busted shit needing depot maintenance aside and not think about it much if you didn't need to. Now we're gonna have piles of semi-functional, semi-stripped, kinda whupped, but not quite hopeless shit laying around we don't want the Taliban to get its hands on.
You can pack a lotta crap in a garage over 13 years.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 07:31 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 07:32 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Walt at September 14, 2013 07:32 PM (Z4QDo)
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Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 07:40 PM (R3gO3)
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Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 07:41 PM (ZFinx)
This is a part of the world where there's people who can build a functioning AK-47 knock off with hand tools, from scratch. I remember back in the 80's reading an article (maybe in SOF?) on those dudes. Impressive craftsmanship.
Leave those guys anything, anything at all, to work with and they'll make it go again.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 07:42 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 07:43 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: eman at September 14, 2013 07:43 PM (AO9UG)
Thank you.
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Walt at September 14, 2013 07:45 PM (Z4QDo)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 07:45 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 14, 2013 07:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: angel with a sword at September 14, 2013 07:46 PM (hpgw1)
Posted by: TC at September 14, 2013 07:47 PM (ygAxO)
I'm not sure about sin, but I do believe in hubris. And Nemesis is one bitch you don't want to leave the toilet seat up around, IYKWIM
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 07:47 PM (d7tB2)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 07:48 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: angel with a sword at September 14, 2013 07:48 PM (hpgw1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 14, 2013 07:48 PM (oIiZv)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2013 07:51 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Walt at September 14, 2013 07:52 PM (Z4QDo)
"I don't think there is any such thing as sin. Sin demands that God or something else greater than Man exists, and it is there to judge us. There is no evidence to support this belief. Humans are intelligent self-aware animals that exhibit a range of behaviors; some are good, some are bad. Good and bad are worthy concepts and we are equipped to define them and distinguish between them, but sin introduces a bias that creates more harm than good."
Preach it, brother! Yeah, those ignorant Christianists tell us things like woe to those who lead children astray, it's better for them to have never been born, but hey, that introduces a bias that creates more harm than good. 'Cause what's a little mild pedophilia?
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at September 14, 2013 07:53 PM (R3gO3)
My uncle and his uber-liberal wife are down from Washington state (she's originally from Tacoma). Everyone in the family is bitching about them being around, as my aunt is leftist not only in thought, but also in action and demands that everyone accommodate her whims. Her latest thing is trying to scandalize "all those rednecks down there" by loudly announcing that my cousin is a lesbian...something we've all known for 30 years. Fortunately, I live 7.5 hours away, so I don't have to deal with it.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 07:56 PM (LGM9b)
angel with a sword at September 14, 2013 11:48 PM (hpgw1)
I agree, angel. Think of the America of Ruth, DiMaggio, Musial Aaron and Mantle. Gone downhill since the '60's.
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at September 14, 2013 08:00 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:02 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:04 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2013 08:04 PM (IFvPu)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:06 PM (ZFinx)
The best comeuppance was many years ago. She was informing us of how backward and inept Southern schools were in comparison to Washington when her oldest son walked into the room with my brother's science text book.
"Look Mom! Charles' class uses the same book we use in my class!"
He was in 8th grade at the time, my brother in 6th.
The stammering was priceless.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 08:06 PM (LGM9b)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:08 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:08 PM (GEICT)
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Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 08:10 PM (LGM9b)
Posted by: Walt at September 14, 2013 08:11 PM (Z4QDo)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:11 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 08:13 PM (LGM9b)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:15 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:15 PM (GEICT)
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Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 08:18 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:19 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 08:21 PM (aH+zP)
Probably passed out on a pile of Nattie Lite cans.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 12:20 AM (GEICT)
... with a Parlie.
Posted by: Steck at September 14, 2013 08:22 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:22 PM (ELdpj)
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Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 08:24 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:24 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 08:25 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 08:27 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 08:27 PM (jucos)
I'll start. I look disturbingly like Emily Mortimer. Posted by: Lauren at September 15, 2013 12:22 AM
The guys back in the shop all think I look like Conway Twitty
I don't get it, either
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 08:28 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:28 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 08:29 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 08:29 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 08:29 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Null at September 14, 2013 08:29 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:29 PM (ELdpj)
Evidently, I look like a skinnier Daryle Singletary.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 08:30 PM (LGM9b)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:30 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 08:30 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:30 PM (ELdpj)
Who had the idea (mom's?) the other day about wearing a tattoo on a T-Shirt for a year before getting it inked?
Posted by: Steck at September 14, 2013 08:31 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:31 PM (ZFinx)
Quick, someone say something hastily thought out and controversial.
Posted by: Lauren at September 15, 2013 12:19 AM
Go away... Batin'.
Posted by: otho at September 14, 2013 08:31 PM (9gNQd)
It's an ONT question, alright; right up there with crossbow vs. longbow, 870 vs. Mossberg, tastes great vs. less filling...
I haven't had either burger, so I do not know
Posted by: AltonJackson is on the road at September 14, 2013 08:32 PM (DCC9P)
Posted by: mindful webworker - theology 101 at September 14, 2013 08:33 PM (7KxSm)
Of course, it's NE Illinois...
Time to move to Texas.
Posted by: Steck at September 14, 2013 08:33 PM (RL7U1)
Avoid Pakistan. Sure, it'll cost more, but it's not worth whatever they'd try to worm from us. The only thing Pakistan deserves from us is a Hiroshima-yield bomb dropped right on top of their ISI headquarters.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 14, 2013 08:34 PM (ItfcE)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:34 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:34 PM (ELdpj)
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Posted by: Steck at September 14, 2013 08:36 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 08:36 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 08:36 PM (0axsw)
"Quick, someone say something hastily thought out and controversial"
All females want me. And god knows, I do enjoy frisking with a fine young filly!
Posted by: John Kerry at September 14, 2013 08:36 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: beavis at September 14, 2013 08:37 PM (9gNQd)
For any 'ettes in the mood for a good cry; I feel the need to share this.
A brother's love:
http://youtu.be/Voi0h4y9t8w
Posted by: esch at September 14, 2013 08:37 PM (eEEbp)
Posted by: CarolT at September 14, 2013 08:38 PM (z4WKX)
Don't forget Tommy's. Was just three locations in LA for decades but went franchise or something a few years ago. I've always preferred them to In-and-Out.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 14, 2013 08:38 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: robot helper at September 14, 2013 08:39 PM (TjKer)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:39 PM (ZFinx)
This is a part of the world where there's people who can build a functioning AK-47 knock off with hand tools, from scratch. I remember back in the 80's reading an article (maybe in SOF?) on those dudes. Impressive craftsmanship.
Leave those guys anything, anything at all, to work with and they'll make it go again.
Posted by: Purp at September 14, 2013 11:42 PM (9MLX+)
If it was the one I read, I think it was in National Geographic. The Pashtun are the go-to source for guns in canes, guns in fountain pens, swords in canes, guns in camera cases.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 08:39 PM (T1005)
321 I like 5 guys because they do the best bunless burger. You can get them to make it with two patties and no lettuce. They put all the fillin' in between the two patties and then wrap it all up in foil
Oooh, that does sound good...
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 08:39 PM (R3gO3)
If they've gotten to Intel and some other chip companies, it is at too low a level for anyone in IT to do anything about.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 14, 2013 08:40 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:40 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 14, 2013 08:40 PM (eQI/a)
Interrupting my train of thought,lines from longitude to lattitude..
Yeah no love. NO LOVE.
Posted by: Null at September 14, 2013 08:41 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 08:42 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 08:43 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 14, 2013 08:43 PM (Dsds2)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 08:44 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Gingy at September 14, 2013 08:44 PM (aH+zP)
I had Tommy's w/o the chili and it was the nastiest cheapest school-cafeteria level shite I had since... school.
Fatburger is worth the trip
Hahaha I live in So Cal, am extremely well-equipped and enjoy range time often but since most of the socal 'ettes treat me like dogshit no rangetrips for you!!!
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 08:45 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:45 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at September 14, 2013 08:45 PM (Vk2pI)
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Posted by: beavis at September 14, 2013 08:46 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: The Cheeseburger Hat at September 14, 2013 08:46 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:47 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - accuracy mattress at September 14, 2013 08:47 PM (F3WsD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 08:47 PM (0axsw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 14, 2013 08:47 PM (eQI/a)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2013 08:48 PM (FcR7P)
I used to drive past what I think was the original Five Guys place in No. VA near DC for years, never went there. Then they became "a thing", expanded, and now you can do that taste-test comparison side-by-side if you'd like here in CA, where of course there is In-n-Out, and Five Guys has opened. Finally went to one after a shootin' match up in Corona - was quite good. The two chains are different enough that you can like both, and also not really compare them directly to each other. Burgers, fries, shakes, clean stores, both good.
I have gone through three distinct "you look like" phases. In the mid-80s, in DC, I had 3 separate people (in the course of a few months) say "you look like Anthony Perkins!" (slasher guy in Psycho, for those who don't recall him). Once at a party, once on a Metrobus on P Street near Dupont Circle, once I can't recall the details. About 10 years later, also in DC, two different people said "you look like Tommy Lee Jones!". All these people were strangers, in public.
Fast forward to the last few years. Twice I've been told "you look like John McEnroe!". Once at a store somewhere, once at the Kenneth Volk winery near San Luis Obispo. Lately, nobody has said anything like this.
For the record, the Tommy Lee Jones and McEnroe comparisons have some shred of logic, depending on the angle, but the Anthony Perkins thing never made sense to me.
WWII logistics stories. I believe it was in a book called "The Last Great Victory" (a very enjoyable and interesting read covering all sorts of things great and small that transpired in the last months of WWII - published I think on the 50th anniversary in 1995). Guam. Brand new deuce-and-half trucks, packed with bags of cement, driving on on top of the other to form the spine of a jetty at the harbor there (Apra?). Kinda hard to beat that one.
My father, who never left the States and served in the Army medical service, told me about how shortly after VJ Day, at his post in NC, they dug trenches with bulldozers, into which they placed cartons of new office equipment and lab gear (microscopes, chemistry glass, etc.) and other things. The senior officers let every man grab a few things for themselves (my dad got a pair of binoculars, think they disappeared only in the last 10 years), then the dozers drove over everything and then buried it.
Posted by: non-purist at September 14, 2013 08:48 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 08:49 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: mindful webworker - accuracy mattress at September 15, 2013 12:47 AM
heheh eh heh... wait. I don't get it.
Posted by: beavis at September 14, 2013 08:50 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: The Cheeseburger Hat at September 14, 2013 08:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:51 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 08:51 PM (b7yum)
Probably wasn't a real Tommy's. There are dozens of fake Tommy's in the San Fernando Valley alone.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 14, 2013 08:51 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: The Cheeseburger Hat at September 14, 2013 08:52 PM (Vk2pI)
Is East St. Louis in Missouri, or Illinois? (If Illinois, with the new CCW laws, I can see how they might feel, um, threatened.)
Posted by: Steck at September 14, 2013 08:52 PM (RL7U1)
There is no evidence to support this belief.
Humans are intelligent self-aware animals that exhibit a range of behaviors; some are good, some are bad. Good and bad are worthy concepts and we are equipped to define them and distinguish between them, but sin introduces a bias that creates more harm than good."
I am no rabid Christian. I got kicked off of Free Republic if that helps frame this pic any. However, man is different from the rest of the animal kingdom. Tell me of any animal that feels shame. Tell me of any animal that feels love. Tell me of any animal the feels remorse, pitty, hate, or a sense of humor. They don't exist. We humans have been granted with an array of senses and emotions that don't exist in the greater animal world. Where did it come from? I don't know.
The vast majority of animals exist to simply ensure their own existence, be it at the expense of other animals, fine. I ranch and I've never known a cow who thought about the well-being of another cow. A pig will eat another pig if they are hungry and the other pig seems weak to them.
Humans are truly unique in this respect. They have an understanding of other humans that no other animal, insect, or plant had. That sense was introduced into us by "something." GOD. Aliens. I don't know. But somewhere we acquired an entire range of emotions and intellect that no other living matter that we know of ever has or is even close to getting.
Sin? As defined by the seriously questionable Bible? Yeah, holes there. Sin as in how normal human beings interact with other normal human beings. I don't think so. When the normal human being runs into the abnormal human being, well, then things can change.
Posted by: Walt at September 15, 2013 12:11 AM (Z4QDo)
Oh, no, you don't --
Shame: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
Love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dMVRSpwG8
I won't bother with the rest.....you're on the wrong track
Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 08:53 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 08:53 PM (LGM9b)
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 08:53 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: The Cheeseburger Hat at September 14, 2013 08:53 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 14, 2013 08:53 PM (eQI/a)
There's a Fu-kin Chinese Restaurant in Cooperstown, NY.
Saw a lot of people taking pictures in front of the place, but never knew anyone who ate there.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 08:54 PM (L4CtF)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 08:54 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 08:55 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2013 08:55 PM (FcR7P)
There's a Fuddruckers not far from me. I eat there from time to time.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 14, 2013 08:55 PM (LGM9b)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 08:55 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 08:56 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Kalneva at September 14, 2013 08:59 PM (XyrkB)
If they've gotten to Intel and some other chip companies, it is at too low a level for anyone in IT to do anything about.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 15, 2013 12:40 AM (kcfmt)
....and they've gotten to Intel and other chip companies.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 08:59 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Deety at September 14, 2013 09:01 PM (UaCt0)
DAve, nope down in America's Finest City (there's a story behind that). I go up to Corona for the Steel Madness shoots. Very fun. At Rahaague's. Look for Shooting Sports Association/Steel Madness website - they have them every other Sunday morning - not cheap @ $35 (I think), but only place I know to shoot a bunch of different stages (usually at least 5) of steel, sometimes with Rube Goldberg door-opening-starts-target-moving sorts of action. They don't do it anymore (tragedy), but in late October they used to have a night shoot - ridiculously fun. Last time they even had an actual squad car "borrowed" from a local law enforcement agency as part of one stage - colored lights flashing, spotlights illumating targets, you leapt out started firing.
People who run it are all characters, memorable folks. A little bit of oddball shooting culture tucked away between the smelly dairy farms and the sparkling new sub-divisions sprouting up in that area.
And of course being just a mile from the Chino airport, you sometimes get a nice glimpse of a WWII warbird overhead while you're reloading your mags ....
Posted by: non-purist at September 14, 2013 09:04 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Lauren at September 14, 2013 09:04 PM (ELdpj)
Posted by: and irresolute at September 14, 2013 09:06 PM (RqHWH)
Posted by: Donna V. at September 14, 2013 09:08 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: mindful webworker - theology 102 at September 14, 2013 09:08 PM (kUq7A)
Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 09:10 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: and irresolute at September 14, 2013 09:10 PM (RqHWH)
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 09:10 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Deety at September 14, 2013 09:13 PM (UaCt0)
http://tinyurl.com/nfpppy6
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 14, 2013 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Well, Bieber is certainly ghey enough to play Robin, the boy cockholster. Seeing as it is a movie I plan never to watch for, they could use zombie Helen Thomas as Robin, and it would be jake with me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2013 09:13 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 09:14 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2013 09:14 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 09:15 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Barack at September 14, 2013 09:17 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 09:17 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - celebrity like-a-look at September 14, 2013 09:18 PM (6B4ha)
Posted by: Sister Sestina at September 14, 2013 09:19 PM (1wI7y)
Oh, the America's Finest City reference. Relying only on memory, and doing no research, I believe this was a somewhat tongue-in-cheek reaction to the cancellation of the GOP national convention here in 1972 (Nixon's re-election convention). Can't remember exactly why they cancelled/switched to Miami Beach, but probably security (MB convention essentially held on islands that could be isolated from the world around them). Anyway, big controversy, some had civic pride butthurt, but most were not too concerned.
Try to remember what an absurdly wonderful place San Diego was at that time. Before the big growth (that started about then, actually). Best climate in North America. Uncrowded, perfect and new infrastructure and roads. Housing prices moderate. Uncrowded, clean beaches (with few rules or prohibitions). Little crime. Fantastic public schools, from K through univsersity - which was also inexpensive to boot (yes, it's true - in fact the outrage that is today's CA grows only more amazing when you recall just how well the place was administered and governed 40 years ago). Fairly decent economy, anchored by a huge Navy/Marine presence, growing tourism. Hell, even Mexico was cheap, safe, friendly - we treated Baja's beaches as just an extension of ours, just with $1.50 six packs of Tecate in steel cans and a stack of fresh/hot tortillas for 15 cents when you got out of the water for a snack.
So very few were that upset by the GOP move - this place was fairly close to paradise for a modern urban area, and people knew it. Partly as tongue in cheek "compensation", a civic boosterism slogan was coined: "America's Finest City". More recently there was a new nickname, "Enron by the Sea" - but honestly that slanders the major part of Enron that was, in fact, a pioneering and fabulously profitable enterprise (check out the bidding wars by some of the world's deepest pockets for the components of the company when it was disbanded). San Diego's troubles were a microcosm of America's and California's: collapse of integrity, voter incompetence, disappearance of the public service mindset/rise of public sector unions/alliance with one party.
Posted by: non-purist at September 14, 2013 09:19 PM (afQnV)
Really. I always thought Elizabeth McGovern had an amazing face. The sort that might cause you to embarrass yourself when caught staring too long.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 14, 2013 09:19 PM (kcfmt)
Thanks, DC. Luckily hubby has to get up to go to the Hawks game tomorrow, so I have no doubt he'll be home soon. Hawks have an evening game, but they want to get there early, to stake out a place to watch all the other games. Plus we're 2.5 hours away from Seattle. Kalneva day tomorrow! I'll probably be pestering you guys all day;]
Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 09:21 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 09:23 PM (ZFinx)
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Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 09:25 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Guy who puts you to sleep and often wakes you up again too at September 14, 2013 09:25 PM (rFx6h)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 09:26 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: Reggie Love at September 14, 2013 09:27 PM (fC5if)
The Habit here in So Cal has great burgers
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2013 09:27 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: DC in Towson at September 14, 2013 09:28 PM (ZFinx)
Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 09:28 PM (XyrkB)
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Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac in the OBX at September 14, 2013 09:31 PM (fC5if)
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Posted by: Donna V. at September 15, 2013 12:29 AM (R3gO3)
IMHO, the two aren't comparable. I've eaten at In-And-Outs in California and Arizona, and they are fast-food burgers, definitely a cut above the major chains, but still very firmly in the fast-food camp. Five Guys has some locations here in Alberta, and I like their burgers a lot. And you have to wait for them, as they are built to order. And I much prefer Five Guys fries, which are thick chipped from fresh spuds, with the skin on, and fried in peanut oil. They actually taste like potato inside. I know some folks like the uber-skinny, over-crisp fries, but not this cowboy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2013 09:41 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 09:44 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2013 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: unbroken strings of text are extremely annoying at September 14, 2013 11:06 PM (Jsiw/)
April Macie. Yum.
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 09:46 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 09:47 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Deety at September 14, 2013 09:48 PM (UaCt0)
Like I said, In-n-Out and Five Guys are different. Personal taste is gonna prefer one to the other for some people. As for that puzzling pickle discussion earlier, I believe Animal Style is basically Russian dressing with pickle relish and cheese, no? I love it on the fries, never have had it on the burgers.
One thing about In-n-Out (don't know about Five Guys), it's run a bit differently than most fast-food chains. Employees are paid a lot more (I think), and they do things like check grades and want references for the teenagers applying there. Anyway it seems to show up in the results. My foreign-born wife has always marvelled at the polite, prompt, old-fashioned attitude we find on our occasional In-n-Out visits.
Posted by: non-purist at September 14, 2013 09:53 PM (afQnV)
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Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 14, 2013 09:59 PM (yh0zB)
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Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 10:06 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: kalneva at September 14, 2013 10:08 PM (XyrkB)
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Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 10:11 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adam at September 14, 2013 10:12 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 14, 2013 10:13 PM (JP1Pf)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger
It appears they all remain under single ownership. They also, as noted in the article, have limited expansion thus far to an area within a singles day's drive of the corporate HQ, which makes it easier to pay proper attention to all of the locations.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 14, 2013 10:15 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Deety at September 14, 2013 10:20 PM (UaCt0)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 14, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Back at the old company, he and I had a "rivalry" going on about guitar/bass collections. I topped out at about 14 or so.....he kept going. Main event for the party was jams going from about 11 am-7 pm. BH stayed until 2, I stayed until 8 to work the tear-down.
Interestingly, he's gone Variax on his electrics. He had a V left, but he only had two Variax guitars and one Variax bass besides that.
I'm quite proud of myself for doing bass on Collective Soul's "December" without fucking up too bad.....which gives the cognoscenti a pretty good idea on how rudimentary my musical skills are....but I come by it naturally. When I was taking piano lessons, it was pre-LASIK, so I required 5+ diopters of optical correction to approximate actual vision. This meant that I couldn't learn music in realtime, 'cause I usually couldn't see it. I used to play fairly complex ragtime piano that I painstakingly pieced together from books, but then played "by ear" once learned.
But when it comes to a group endeavor, with songs I'm unfamiliar with......er......yeah, my playing sucks donkey dongs. I'm forever running around going "what's the song? what's the key?" and, as a major contributing factor to the misery, there's typically horrible monitors on keys. So I frequently have to guess, blindly.
I did a few fills on keys that went pretty well. One where I got asked to turn it down. Several I didn't attempt or gave up on. Declined a couple of solo offers. Not too bad.
Good friends, good fun, good times.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 11:28 PM (T1005)
Item one, do a CR for the military. STOP
Item two, Left bitches about government shutdown. Nicely ask, "what can you possibly mean?" They say "courts, post office, census, ICE, TSA, medicare, social security, etc." Fund those on individual bills (with dropouts). STOP
Repeat Item Two. Left can't find any more popular programs to whinge about defunding.... STOP.
That's all it takes.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2013 11:42 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Deety at September 15, 2013 01:14 AM (JOXw+)
Spent most of yesterday at Navy/Marine Corp stadium watching Delaware score somewhat slightly less than Navy.
Interesting that due to sequester, there was no opening flyover by F18's out of Oceana. That sort of sucked.
Yesterdays game attendance was the highest on opening day on record, and the 8th highest in stadium history. That helped explain the incredible traffic going to the game.
Of course, that kept me from spending time here with the horde, so I am about 18 hours behind the rest of you all on content, concepts, commentary and comedy.
Anyhow, one might be inclined to ask, "What the hell is VIA running on at the mouth about, at five O'clock in the morning"?
Some of it could be attributed to eating to many buffalo wings, too late at night. But mostly it could be attributed to a topic of discussion that I saw Gingy mention earlier...Maryland and gun control.
As I am slowly working my way towards the legal ownership of an AR platformed gun, and Mrs VIA has ordered her S&W MP9, and October first is the date for implementing our new gun laws, I have become pretty attuned to the challenges of legal gun ownership here in the Peoples Democratic Republic of Maryland. And because of that, I have recently begun to spend time at MDShooter.com, and reading about the efforts by my government to impede legal gun ownership, to include the State possibly violating both Federal and State privacy laws. Now most of this battle continues behind the scenes, and away from the eyes of a mostly disinterested media and citizenry, with minimal constitutional interest by pretty much anyone except gun owners. Well, sometime this morning between the TUMS and the cat wanting to know what the hell I was doing up at this time of night, and not feeding/petting her, it hit me.
Why can we not couch the gun control argument in a context that most people can understand? Minorities and Civil Rights.
Why must the government continue to disenfranchise minorities by placing such onerous requirements in front of minorities in order to grant them access to one of the most basic of Civil Rights, the right to live without fear of attack by persons with evil intent?
Courts long ago decided that a Poll Tax was a barrier placed in front of minorities in a thinly disguised effort to keep minorities from exercising their right to vote. In Maryland, the burden of State firearm ownership fees is fixing to take a huge jump upward.
Currently, Maryland gun applications are backlogged, with almost forty thousand applications not yet reviewed by the Maryland State Police, with only fifteen days left before the new laws come into play. To put it in a different context, the minority grandmother that Mrs VIA is attending the NRA handgun safety course with, (true story) may not be able to exercise her constitutional right to own a firearm for quite some time,, And the 17 round standard capacity magazines that come with the weapon, and have already been paid for, and are currently legal to buy in this state? If her paperwork is not completed by October first, and the gun shop due to political pressure does not release the weapon to the new owner till government approval is granted....those standard capacity magazines, bought and paid for prior to the ban going into effect will not be legal for her to take possession of.
Can you imagine an election approaching, and a minority being told "You may not be able to vote in this election if your voter registration is not processed by the state in time" and there not being an uproar about disenfranchising voters that would be so loud that the State House rafters would rattle from it?
Ah well, had to get that off my chest, and thanks for listening.
Now to get ready for a glorious day of paintball up near Chesapeake City Md.
Little VIA may have a chance to get picked up by one of the teams, and Mrs VIA and I get to go romp in the woods and shoot at people.
It's a win-win for all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2013 01:35 AM (zzbNp)
FWIW, VIA, the gun shop down the road from me will hand over the magazines before October 1st if the gun purchase is paid in full even though they have to hold the gun itself until the paperwork goes through. They tell me said paperwork is taking 14 weeks on average.
Posted by: Retread at September 15, 2013 02:17 AM (Oz+LZ)
There is a chance that the one she is dealing with will do the same thing.
Don't know if you have been in any shops lately, but last week I was in four of them, from Baltimore to Bel Air, and it's crazy.
Buyers are on edge, and owners/staff are stressed to the limit on volume of sales, and the number of 1st time buyers.
Not a pretty time to be here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2013 02:22 AM (zzbNp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 15, 2013 02:31 AM (qyfb5)
Oh, I agree about the natural disadvantage.
But, if the right to vote is considered an individual right, it seems that the liberals have owned that right for the purpose of legislation and judicial ruling.
Look at the argument concerning the requirement to show SOME sort of ID to vote.
I fully expect that at some point, an argument will be put forth that the prohibition against appearing at a Polling Place while naked is a thinly veiled attempt to disenfranchise nudists.
It just seems that for a liberal supported "right", no supporting argument is too absurd.
For a conservative supported "right", no supporting argument is cogent, nor fact based enough.
Does anyone know if one must show ID to apply for an EBT card?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2013 02:41 AM (zzbNp)
Posted by: Retread at September 15, 2013 02:48 AM (Oz+LZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 15, 2013 02:49 AM (UeUjL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 15, 2013 02:54 AM (qyfb5)
Yup, heard that one as well.
Interesting but not small point to be made.
It was not an informal practice to release the weapon after seven days.
The actual law, and State policy was, and is still worded that FFLs may release a weapon to the purchaser if seven days has elapsed, and there is no reply to the contrary from the Maryland State Police.
But several shop owners have reported that the word from the Maryland AG is that if they follow the law, and release prior to MSP response, that the AG is coming after them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2013 02:54 AM (zzbNp)
Firefly
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2013 02:56 AM (zzbNp)
Posted by: Deety at September 15, 2013 03:24 AM (JOXw+)
Yes, that would be Rowe Blvd.
And hearing that......my life has just gotten a little bit better.
Thanks!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 15, 2013 03:28 AM (zzbNp)
Posted by: Deety at September 15, 2013 03:29 AM (JOXw+)
When I was about 16 I was told that I look quite a bit like Elizabeth McGovern http://bit.ly/18hHPWX from Once Upon a Time in America.
I thought then, and looking at old HS pics now still do think that's about right. She's about 10 years older than I am though.
I still get carded for cigs & booze, so I don't think we aged the same.
Though, if this is what I have to look forward to a decade from now, looks-wise, I can't really complain now, can I?
Elizabeth McGovern http://bit.ly/1bjGXIy Downton Abbey.
Posted by: Deety at September 15, 2013 01:01 AM (UaCt0)"
Elizabeth McGovern has certainly aged better than Christine Keeler.
http://tinyurl.com/moyxso5
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 15, 2013 03:53 AM (31Nrp)
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