June 15, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (15 Jun 2013)
— CDR M

Busy day morons. Busy day. So depants, grab a drink and let's head on in to the ONT. Words Matter

We're in the very best of hands. Judge: Obama Sex Assault Comments 'Unlawful Command Influence'. SCOAMF did go to law school right? Some of the reactions are just precious. Many seem to have forgotten that you are innocent until proven guilty and they don't realize they can still be punished, just not the way Obama wants them to be. Yet. I wonder if PRISM is pulling up information on Navy Judge CDR Marcus Fulton?

Father's Day

Some fatherly advice from TV dads.

Unsecured Wireless Printer

Oh nice. Wish I had thought of this. Never Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecured. Oh I could have some fun with one of my neighbors.

Math = One Million Dollars

Got some math skillz? Want a million dollars? Then Solve This Math Problem.

Yo Daddy Battle

Love Potion #9

Intranasal 'Love Hormone' Could Save Your Marriage.

Black Forest Fire

Interesting video of firefighters saving a house. A lot of good things to know if you are ever in a similar situation.

Black Forest Structure Protection from City of Colorado Springs on Vimeo.

Moron Air Base

Yo! We got our own air base!

Hmmmmm

M4 180lb Tactical Crossbow.

Cat Video

Featuring a cat-suit Katy Perry.

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Posted by: CDR M at 05:57 PM | Comments (571)
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1 .?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 05:57 PM (HVff2)

2 First

Posted by: Asshole who says first at June 15, 2013 05:59 PM (WCe8r)

3 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2013 05:59 PM (JMmQ9)

4 M3 crossbow? How about one of the Scorpy-D models?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2013 06:01 PM (FlRtG)

5 ... or, better yet, a paintball accessory for a compound: http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/sporting-goods/paintball-airow-gun.asp

Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2013 06:03 PM (FlRtG)

6 Those damn assault crossbowsQ

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 06:03 PM (HVff2)

7 Evening y'all. 

Posted by: NC Ref at June 15, 2013 06:04 PM (/izg2)

8 IIRC, such an accessory will also fire darts and arrows ... interesting tactical surprises ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2013 06:04 PM (FlRtG)

9 if n were an integer greater than 2, then the equation Xn + Yn = Zn has no positive integral solutions -- they lost me at integer.

Posted by: That Guy at June 15, 2013 06:06 PM (EMye6)

10 Just checking in,my dad is doing very well.Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes.I love you guys(the morons in a totally non ghey way NTTAWWT).

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2013 06:07 PM (9XBK2)

11 Ahhhhhh. Nothing like getting the power and the interwebs back on and the first thing I see is the ONT. Katy Perry, I would screen door in a hurricane her, BUT knowing that Russel Brand was "there", nope.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 15, 2013 06:07 PM (BXLPR)

12 Public Service Announcement:

IOS 7 SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!


That is all.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2013 06:07 PM (zOP5o)

13 Wait. I read the M4's description: " a magazine with capacity for 180 steel balls, and featherless arrow firing capabilities." The m4 is now a much more interesting weapon ... steel balls are superior to paintballs in many cases ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2013 06:07 PM (FlRtG)

14 A nice timeline about the Rosenbergs and their espionage ring: http://goo.gl/7xG2A Not quite sure how to work it all but there is enough to one you interested. What they did is cross post it to info from the KGB. The Rosenbergs and their pals were up to their necks in espionage - including Ethel. Never trust people who love Stalin more than their own children...

Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 06:08 PM (RZwdH)

15 So I spent 20 minutes composing an epic post at 219 in the BBQ thread and the thread goes on for a couple of hundred posts and nobody even notices. But if I say "boobs" everyone goes "fuck yea!". There has GOT to be a way to make money with this phenomenon (besides porn). Hmmm.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 06:08 PM (aH+zP)

16 Good to hear steevy I don't get the Katy Perry vid, guess I'm old and not with it

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 06:08 PM (HVff2)

17 That cat looks just like Ace!

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2013 06:10 PM (uFLQU)

18 DE-pants? Who was wearing pants?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 06:11 PM (5QTeW)

19 Thanks to the musings about it by the Horde, I bought Weirddave "The Reagan Diaries" for Father's Day. Went into an actual store with actual people to do it, too.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 06:11 PM (aH+zP)

20 OMG, I LOVE that cat!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 15, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

21 Is it just me, or does it look like it could be Ace's little brother?

Posted by: Peaches at June 15, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

22 Is it just me, or does it look like it could be Ace's little brother? Posted by: Peaches at June 15, 2013 10:11 PM (8lmkt) LOL, great minds.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 15, 2013 06:12 PM (XIxXP)

23 Cats are bipedal? Cats are bipedal!!!

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 06:12 PM (sdi6R)

24 The fat cat?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 06:12 PM (HVff2)

25 I thought Ewok too peaches.

Posted by: CDR M at June 15, 2013 06:12 PM (dKV5k)

26 Grab a drink? I just grabbed my 3rd drink.

Posted by: Adam at June 15, 2013 06:13 PM (Aif/5)

27 Got some math skills?

Maybe.

Want a million dollars?

Yes!!!

Solve this Math problem.

Oof. (hangs head) Never mind.

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:13 PM (bKA83)

28 Chicken chicken etc etc

Posted by: Freak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:13 PM (AC5mA)

29 When cats develop opposable thumbs, all bets are off.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 06:13 PM (sdi6R)

30 I can't listen to Katy Perry ever since I heard "Teenage Dream" as a ringtone... from a sweaty, obese 40-something coworker. Ewww.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 06:14 PM (QTHTd)

31

That math problem seems hard.

 

It would be much easier if it were arithmetic.

Posted by: Ed Markey (Dumbass-Masshole) at June 15, 2013 06:15 PM (PBm/l)

32 First Katy Perry fucked Russell Brand and now she is fucking Robert Pattison. There is something not right with that gal...

Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 06:15 PM (RZwdH)

33 My cat can lick your cat!

Posted by: Freak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:15 PM (AC5mA)

34 And that cow finally gave birth.

Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 06:15 PM (RZwdH)

35 I'm thinking I could make a crossbow so powerful that you'd have to use a gunpowder charge to cock it.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 15, 2013 06:15 PM (5YUSx)

36 29 When cats develop opposable thumbs, all bets are off. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 10:13 PM (sdi6R) This will probably start a shit storm. But... If they got opposable thumbs they would still be lazy, sneaky and untrustworthy.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 06:16 PM (HVff2)

37 A sorta old, but still relevant "Aw hell naw!" Breaking News: Will Smith to be in Star Wars Episode VII! http://tinyurl.com/kbmsbw4

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 06:16 PM (UR5vq)

38 Ace has a baby chewbaca? Who knew?

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 15, 2013 06:16 PM (+9AX9)

39 First Katy Perry fucked Russell Brand and now she is fucking Robert Pattison. There is something not right with that gal... Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 10:15 PM (RZwdH) TFG dress is all you need to know.

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2013 06:16 PM (/YixR)

40 Alton- I so stole your comment of the week from yesterday. "off-pissed" I like it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:16 PM (4Mv1T)

41

so frustrating, does anyone just ever want to scream that more than 4 years after George Bush left office the media is still blaming every single thing that goes wrong in the Obama administration on him? There's an article on KOMO news right now about Prism and how Microsoft handed over tons and tons of data on users, and what picture did KOMO (or the AP, unclear who makes pix decisions) choose for the article?

 

 

Yeah, you guessed a stock unflattering photo of George Bush.

 

 

Assholes make me want to go all stabby with a fork. Or a stiletto.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

42 32 First Katy Perry fucked Russell Brand and now she is fucking Robert Pattison. There is something not right with that gal... At least her paws aren't in Tim Tebow; the Pats will corrupt him soon enough, .

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 06:17 PM (UR5vq)

43 Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken, chicken. Chicken

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 06:17 PM (aH+zP)

44

My cat can lick your cat!

So what? My dog can lick your dogs' ass.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 15, 2013 06:17 PM (+9AX9)

45 Dave's walking around saying "chicken chicken chicken chicken".

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 06:17 PM (aH+zP)

46 teh boobehs!

Posted by: Yip at June 15, 2013 06:18 PM (/jHWN)

47 As for the math problem: watch some weird Russian nerd post the solution on his blog, and then refuse all payment.

BTW, there's still six Millennium Problems left. P?=NP is one I'd like to see resolved

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 06:18 PM (QTHTd)

48 That s weird, weirddave

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 06:18 PM (HVff2)

49 Weirddave- That was indeed an epic post on the Q thread. I thought maybe you copy/pasted it from an earlier Q rant. If you composed it tonight, then kudos, dude.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

50 Nah, Will Smith won't be in episode 7.

Posted by: CDR M at June 15, 2013 06:19 PM (dKV5k)

51

That's obviously a code for  something.

 

Isn't it,  Bob?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 06:20 PM (0HooB)

52 My dog can lick his own ass. Can you?

Posted by: Freak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:20 PM (AC5mA)

53 That cat looks half ewok.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 15, 2013 06:20 PM (V1ZIU)

54 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 10:17 PM (RZ8pf) Yahoo News did the exact same thing earlier today wit the same story. It was in the daily memo, I guess.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 06:20 PM (1JJGO)

55 Assholes make me want to go all stabby with a fork. Or a stiletto. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 10:17 PM (RZ8pf)


Firstly, here.   Have this wine.  *slides over*


Second, those aren't binary options.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 15, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

56 23 Cats are bipedal? Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 10:12 PM (sdi6R) And some of them have opposable thumbs. Coming up fast in the evolutionary rear-view mirror...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 15, 2013 06:20 PM (qyfb5)

57 My dog can lick his own ass. Can you?

I'll get someone to stew it in curry sauces first

Posted by: Barry Dunham at June 15, 2013 06:22 PM (QTHTd)

58 Licked a couple of kitty's asses in my time.

Posted by: Tnuge at June 15, 2013 06:23 PM (AC5mA)

59 50 Nah, Will Smith won't be in episode 7. After Earf sealed his cinematic fate for a while.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 06:23 PM (UR5vq)

60 In more positive news, I'm hearing that SpaceX flew Grasshopper to 325 meters or about 1000 feet yesterday. No video yet. So here's their April 19th 250 meter flight again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoxiK7K28PU The aerial video was taken by a hexacopter drone hovering nearby.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

61 29" When cats develop opposable thumbs, all bets are off." Posted by: rickl Damn straight. They're evil geniuses. They'll take over the world. And you know what that means? You humans will get eaten when you die.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at June 15, 2013 06:23 PM (PzE/y)

62 ChemJeff, if you're still around... Just saw your response to me on the last thread. Were you at Pitt or CMU? I know we weren't there at the same time. I think I'm a bit older than you. Just moved back here from the Belly of the Beast (DC). God, I've missed this place. I was there between 79 and 84. Studied ChemE and BioMed for three years, then got my degree in Neuropsychology. CMU grad.

Posted by: FordCityKathy at June 15, 2013 06:24 PM (moC+6)

63 23 Cats are bipedal?

Cats are bipedal!!!


Anyone found bipedal in 5 wears his ass for a hat!

Posted by: John Goodman at June 15, 2013 06:24 PM (bKA83)

64 Honestly TR, I never even knew "NJ BBQ" was a thing before today. Lol.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 06:24 PM (aH+zP)

65 Coming up fast in the evolutionary rear-view mirror...

What if... African leopards had developed tree-swinging abilities, like apes?

Charleton Heston in: "Planet of the Cats"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 06:24 PM (QTHTd)

66 That Black Forest fire video was interesting thanks for putting it up.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 06:25 PM (RZ8pf)

67 59 50 Nah, Will Smith won't be in episode 7.

After Earf sealed his cinematic fate for a while.


Naah. Once you're in, you're in.

Signed,

Jamie Gorelick
Lois Lerner
Franklin Raines

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:25 PM (bKA83)

68 I guess with all this chicken and Katy Perry talk I should read the actual post. I didn't make it past "depants and grab a drink" Of course I did that around noon, but I'm sure I'm not alone seeing that I'm here.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 06:26 PM (5QTeW)

69 Will Smith's Afterbirth, oh my. They are actually trying to sell tie-in novels to that shit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 06:26 PM (QTHTd)

70 Get your paws off me you damn dirty cat!

Posted by: Chest at June 15, 2013 06:26 PM (AC5mA)

71 Saturday June 15, 2013
Hosted by Art Bell - Somewhere In Time
Guest(s): Richard Picciotto

6-10pm PT: Art Bell - Somewhere in Time returns to 5/22/02 when NY firefighter Richard Picciotto (book link) described his heroic efforts when he was the last man out of the Word Trade Center South Tower before it collapsed on 9-11.

Posted by: Baldy at June 15, 2013 06:26 PM (tyDFN)

72 Will Smith in Star Wars? *Bangs head repeatedly onto glass coffee table*

Posted by: Adam at June 15, 2013 06:26 PM (Aif/5)

73 Katy Perry has horrible taste in cock. Which means she's good for a pump and dump and that's about it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 15, 2013 06:27 PM (V1ZIU)

74 Cats and dogs licking each other.  Stimulating conversation.  We should have a contest about this. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl who thinks liberals take the fun out of everything at June 15, 2013 06:27 PM (WnQJ3)

75 >>>Honestly TR, I never even knew "NJ BBQ" was a thing before today. Lol.
-----------------------------------
I don't think it was. CBD (who posted it) and I have a little running north/south jab fest. All in good humor. He had posted some fun food threads before, and I double dog dared him to do a Barbecue post.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:27 PM (4Mv1T)

76

>>>Charleton Heston in: "Planet of the Cats"

 

Get your claws off me you damn dirty feline!

Posted by: Zombie Heston at June 15, 2013 06:27 PM (uFLQU)

77 Thanks for the wine alexthechick! I may just use the stiletto because I don't want to get blood on my fork in case I discover a hidden reserve of cake somewhere.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)

78 For kicks, I'm going to watch an old video about why the Rosenbergs are innocent. There are still nuts on the internet that think they are. This documentary is from 1974. All were fingered since then by Verona, by confessing (Sobell in 200 , and by the KGB files. Yet, lefties still think they were framed and it was more about the horrible right wing in this country at the time. None of them care about the horrible communist party and the kgb in this country infiltrating and committing acts of espionage. Oh, no, they just look the other way...

Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 06:29 PM (RZwdH)

79 Intranasal Love Hormone would be a  great name for a band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 06:29 PM (0HooB)

80

My dog can lick his own ass.

Can you?

After eating a dozen Jalapeno peppers? Probably could.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 15, 2013 06:30 PM (+9AX9)

81 Am I dead? Why didn't somebody tell me??

Posted by: Chest at June 15, 2013 06:30 PM (AC5mA)

82

>>> Intranasal Love Hormone would be a great name for a band.

 

I saw them open for Deviated Septum in 88!

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2013 06:31 PM (uFLQU)

83 My dog can lick his own ass.

Can you?

Lick your dog's ass?  Probably, but why would we?

Posted by: Peaches at June 15, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)

84 Am I the only one who read that as "Intra-anal Love Hormone could save your marriage"?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 06:31 PM (84wuL)

85 *They are actually trying to sell tie-in novels to that shit. GTFO. You know you're in dire straits if you're trying to link your work to one of M Night's BMs. The only outstanding question for me is if Jaden Smith was essentially forced into that film by Will Smith's ego, or if the movie was modeled by the kind of role Jaden Smith *really* wanted for his break-out movie? I honestly couldn't tell you.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 06:31 PM (UR5vq)

86 Oh, and fuck Katy Perry, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (84wuL)

87 "all we're fingered by Verona" would be a great name for a band, too, come to think of it.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (5QTeW)

88 Intranasal Love Hormone --- I refuse to click the link. One wonders if cats and dogs were used for testing. Poodles maybe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

89

My dog can lick his own ass.

Can you?

 

Wait a minute. Why would I want to lick your dog's ass?

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (+9AX9)

90 78
For kicks, I'm going to watch an old video about why the Rosenbergs are innocent.


Strange kicks. If you want to watch a leftist lie, just watch Carney in action. Someday, his press conferences will be collected as classics of the genre.

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (bKA83)

91 78  Those  people would   be pretty much any history professor.

Posted by: Mo the Girl who thinks liberals take the fun out of everything at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (WnQJ3)

92 People in New Jersey do in fact barbecue.

There is however no such thing as "New Jersey Barbecue"


Carry on.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2013 06:32 PM (zOP5o)

93 Its a mutation........cross between a cat, an ape, and an owl.

Posted by: c6dave at June 15, 2013 06:33 PM (3ewID)

94 No no. He can selfasslick. Doesn't need any help.

Posted by: fFreak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:33 PM (AC5mA)

95 So I took Boy out to the range today, we took one of the two boxes of .22 that I scored yesterday and zeroed in the rifles. Then he wanted to get all braggy and shit, so he and I had a little shoot-out. He used the scoped rifle and I used the iron sights and I tore the middle out of my target (25 yards) and he put little holes all over the place. Then we switched rifles with the same results. After that I didn't have to hear him any more. One day I'll tell him about the old bull and the young bull...but not today.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2013 06:33 PM (yh0zB)

96 thx for the SpaceX vid, rickl

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at June 15, 2013 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

97 92 People in New Jersey do in fact barbecue.

There is however no such thing as "New Jersey Barbecue"


I think that was the joke.

It was a great thread. I am hard put to justify why it should not be a weekly event.

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:34 PM (bKA83)

98

I saw them open for Deviated Septum in 88!

 

 

 

ROFLMO

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 06:34 PM (gqEUi)

99 I am Julius Rosenberg

Posted by: Phil Donauhe at June 15, 2013 06:34 PM (zdlKj)

100 I had Hawaiian BBQ for lunch. But I wish I'd had a Greek salad instead. Sometimes I hate going to those places that have multiple restaurants to choose from (step up from mall food court style though) because half the time I end up feeling like I'd made the wrong food choice.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 06:35 PM (RZ8pf)

101 >>>People in New Jersey do in fact barbecue.
There is however no such thing as "New Jersey Barbecue"
Carry on. Posted by: Kreplach

-------------------------------------------

And there is the nuance. There it is a verb.

Here it is a noun.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

102 I know ya'll couldn' t lick lick my dogs ass cause he'd probably bite your face off.

Posted by: fFreak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:35 PM (AC5mA)

103 In real 1984, you bought and installed the cameras and microphones the government used to surveil you.

Let it sink in.

Posted by: RiverC at June 15, 2013 06:36 PM (KTytI)

104 86 Oh, and fuck Katy Perry, and not in a good way. Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 10:32 PM (84wuL) How she's still able to get dates after being married to Russell Brand is beyond me. I refuse to believe that she gets by solely on boobehs. There must be dark powers involved somewhere, somehow.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 06:36 PM (UR5vq)

105 “It has to be a carbon tax and it really has to come from conservatives,” Hansen said. The reason is that the tax has to be market-based and revenue neutral.

... nothing the federal government does is "revenue neutral"

Posted by: Ernest Moniz at June 15, 2013 06:36 PM (e8kgV)

106 ...and I am Ethel Rosenberg.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at June 15, 2013 06:37 PM (uLzrM)

107 Heh. Reminded of an old joke. A couple of rednecks are hanging around a country store. There's a hound dog sitting in the dirt licking himself. On redneck says to the other,
"I'll bet you wish you could do that."
"Yeah," says the other, "but don't you know that old dog would bite me if I did."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

108 I think that was the joke.
It was a great thread. I am hard put to justify why it should not be a weekly event.
Posted by: Splunge

----------------------------------------
CBD writes very well, and I enjoy his posts. Sort of a palate cleanser from all the political stress we debate.

However, he will never live down the arugula pizza post.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:37 PM (4Mv1T)

109 Uh oh I ffucked up.

Posted by: Freak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:38 PM (AC5mA)

110

After that I didn't have to hear him any more. One day I'll tell him about the old bull and the young bull...but not today.

 

LET'S JUST WALK DOWN AND GETTEM ALL.

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 06:39 PM (gqEUi)

111 GGE- I was looking for .22 rifle scopes today. Glad you had a good time with the boy.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)

112

How she's still able to get dates after being married to Russell Brand is beyond me. I refuse to believe that she gets by solely on boobehs. There must be dark powers involved somewhere, somehow.

 

I'm thinking  something   involving a golf ball and a  garden hose.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 06:40 PM (0HooB)

113 YAY ONT TIME
hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:40 PM (9GG/0)

114

It's so sexy to be a  communist like the Rosenbergs   were.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at June 15, 2013 06:40 PM (WnQJ3)

115 How she's still able to get dates after being married to Russell Brand is beyond me. I refuse to believe that she gets by solely on boobehs. There must be dark powers involved somewhere, somehow.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 10:36 PM (UR5vq)


Maybe she can suck the moon out of it's orbit.

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2013 06:40 PM (FMbng)

116 LET'S JUST WALK DOWN AND GETTEM ALL.

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 10:39 PM (gqEUi)



That's the one! TR, any day at the range is, by definition, a good one.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2013 06:40 PM (yh0zB)

117 that math problem is likely unsolvable, and may not even be true.
so I'm not going to waste time on it.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:41 PM (9GG/0)

118 ace's first steps! How cute!

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 06:41 PM (AO9UG)

119 @104


<i>"How she's still able to get dates after being married to Russell Brand is beyond me. I refuse to believe that she gets by solely on boobehs. There must be dark powers involved somewhere, somehow."</i>

http://tinyurl.com/lndfwuq


She probably smells good too.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2013 06:41 PM (zOP5o)

120 I hope when they start 3D printing replacement kidneys that the printers aren't made by HP. Cause I have a feeling my new kidney would be blurry around the edges and missing one out of every three lines. And have you seen the price of those ink cartridges lately?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 06:42 PM (GfIHf)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2013 06:42 PM (yh0zB)

122 Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 10:37 PM (4Mv1T)

Thank you very much!

So....next week's planned Arugula beer recipe won't be well received?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2013 06:42 PM (WW8xK)

123 Just got done watching The Bridge on the River Kwai. Damn they sure used to know how to make good movies. Y'all have a great night and all that there kind of stuff.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 15, 2013 06:43 PM (MnSla)

124 RE: 103 Has it been discussed yet that homeland security is subsidizing cameras for waterfront properties? Residential, commercial - maybe "grant money"

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 06:43 PM (5QTeW)

125 A coworker is a Colorado Springs volunteer firefighter.  We were talking on Thursday about the houses that he had to protect.  Bottom line, make sure you have some sort of break of about six feet wide built into the landscape and you'll make it a hell of a lot easier.  Also, make sure that your sprinkler valves are clearly marked so that they don't have to fuck around trying to find them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 15, 2013 06:43 PM (lr3d7)

126 After that I didn't have to hear him any more. One day I'll tell him about the old bull and the young bull...but not today. LET'S JUST WALK DOWN AND GETTEM ALL. Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 10:39 PM following the "punch line" idiom: "Rectum? Hell, it killed him"

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at June 15, 2013 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)

127 My public service message of the day: for those on Firefox, there's an add on called "Dark Side of the Prism" the plays a cut from Dark Side of the Moon when you're on the site that's being monitored.

/yes, of COURSE the HQ is! Listening to Us and Them right now!

Posted by: shibumi at June 15, 2013 06:44 PM (z63Tr)

128 Posted by: FordCityKathy at June 15, 2013 10:24 PM (moC+6)

Yes I went to CMU.  Chemistry grad, 1994.  Wow it's fun to meet another CMU grad around here, they are kinda rare.   What are you up to?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:44 PM (9GG/0)

129 and this time I really mean it!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2013 06:44 PM (yh0zB)

130 I refuse to believe that she gets by solely on boobehs.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 10:36 PM (UR5vq)

Um....ignoring the fact that she has a lovely body, and a pleasant face, have you ever been 17?

Because boobehs worked tremendously well at that age.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2013 06:44 PM (WW8xK)

131

GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2013 10:33 PM

I played my dad checkers ONCE.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 15, 2013 06:45 PM (+9AX9)

132 108 However, he will never live down the arugula pizza post.

I do remember that post. But redemption should be available to us all, with suitable repentance. Extended discussion of low-and-slow pork and beef productions does sound like the right sort of coin to use for repentance for this particular affront.

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:45 PM (bKA83)

133 >>>So....next week's planned Arugula beer recipe won't be well received?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

----------------------------------------------------
You will receive every bit of praise and adulation you received for that arugula pizza.

EH-VUH-REE bit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:45 PM (4Mv1T)

134 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 06:45 PM (T1005)

135 Evening, Horde. Tonight I discovered that (1) Thai duck is awesome but doesn't stick with you long, and (2) Star Trek: Into Darkness is a hash of a screenplay only redeemed by cool effects, Simon Pegg, and Alice Eve's body.

Posted by: joncelli at June 15, 2013 06:45 PM (vh67+)

136 Regarding the unlawful command influence, I'll restate what I said the other day: I think that the endstate for all of this will be to give EO reps a lot more power including to bring charges against soldiers, and then make their appointment something that comes from high up and not from the chain of command.  In other words: commissars.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (lr3d7)

137 I will solve that math problem with this ordinary hammer. WHAM! Here you go. Next?

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (AO9UG)

138

Uh oh I ffucked up.

Posted by: Freak Out! at June 15, 2013 10:38 PM

 

It's barrel time!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (+9AX9)

139 Alexthechick, are you still here?  Because if so I have a present for you.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (9GG/0)

140

>>>LET'S JUST WALK DOWN AND GETTEM ALL.

 

'Why don't you take off those funny looking pajamas and I'll show you what I do.'

Posted by: Bull Joke Punchlines R us at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (gbWHI)

141 Just got done watching The Bridge on the River Kwai. Damn they sure used to know how to make good movies.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 15, 2013 10:43 PM (MnSla)


you mean like before they started filling them with bullshit leftist social messages and general PC crap.

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (FMbng)

142 Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 10:45 PM (bKA83)

I'm Jewish, and we are forgiven our sins every year on Yom Kippur.

Salsify salad with vegetarian bacon...here we come!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (WW8xK)

143 130 Um....ignoring the fact that she has a lovely body, and a pleasant face, have you ever been 17?

Because boobehs worked tremendously well at that age.


"At that age"?

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (bKA83)

144 Yeah, kitteh does look rather ewok-y

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:46 PM (9GG/0)

145 Reporting for Duty sir!

Posted by: Private Parts and the Pantless Platoon at June 15, 2013 06:47 PM (JVGUF)

146 Hi cthulhu, how are the tentacles tonite?
I have discovered that my fish are major sluts, I think I have more baby fish than adult fish in my tank at this point

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:47 PM (9GG/0)

147 Don't turn around, ah oh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdiebOl9iQw

Posted by: SarahW at June 15, 2013 06:47 PM (LYwCh)

148 "At that age"?

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 10:46 PM (bKA83)

With the exclusion of all else, including literacy and hygiene.

I am a bit pickier now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2013 06:48 PM (WW8xK)

149 Ah, Julius and Ethyl. I would have put a light bulb in their mouths before pulling the lever.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 06:48 PM (AO9UG)

150 One thing the KGB files reveal is that they tried to get their agents out before arrest. Can't say the same about us (see Paki doctor languishing in a hellhole of a prison.)

Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 06:48 PM (RZwdH)

151 142 I'm Jewish, and we are forgiven our sins every year on Yom Kippur.

Salsify salad with vegetarian bacon...here we come!


If you were truly forgiven, you would not have to eat that. Can't fool me. I know you guys have pastrami and smoked whitefish and chopped liver and bagels and Nova lox and cream cheese that has scallions in it.

Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 06:49 PM (bKA83)

152 Posted by: Splunge at June 15, 2013 10:49 PM (bKA83)

And blintzes....don't forget them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2013 06:49 PM (WW8xK)

153 Ethel, not not Ethyl? Man, I've been a Chemist way too long.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 06:50 PM (AO9UG)

154 have discovered that my fish are major sluts, I think I have more baby fish than adult fish in my tank at this point Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 10:47 PM (9GG/0) ***** Entitlement fish.I've heard of them. If you look closely enough I'll bet they have little tiny Obama phones.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 06:50 PM (pxDth)

155 My public service message of the day: for those on Firefox, there's an add on called "Dark Side of the Prism" the plays a cut from Dark Side of the Moon when you're on the site that's being monitored. /yes, of COURSE the HQ is! Listening to Us and Them right now! Posted by: shibumi at June 15, 2013 10:44 PM Funny, that add on isn't supported on Chrome. Odd, that.

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at June 15, 2013 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

156 I cut CBD some slack on that arugula pizza fiasco because one time he posted a pic of what is quite possibly the perfect woman's ass.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 06:50 PM (84wuL)

157 149 Ah, Julius and Ethyl.

I would have put a light bulb in their mouths before pulling the lever.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 10:48 PM (AO9UG)


Is that before or after pumping them full of methane gas?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 06:51 PM (9GG/0)

158

I think I have clothes moths. I am hoping it is a relatively new outbreak so I can clean like the dickens, freeze things, and do some basic non-toxic treatment options and get it handled.

 

 

I hate bugs. Fuckers ate my favorite purple scarf.

 

 

And I am super careful because when I lived in my condo I inherited the world's worst carpet beetle infestation from the previous owners unknowingly and had to go through the agony of cleaning everything and checking all my books and paper (and I have a lot of both) and then getting the house tented and poisoned with us staying in a hotel for 3 days. So, I am a fanatic when it comes to that stuff. I am suspicious the moths came with my new mattress. Which pisses me off to no end.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)

159 Thong clad at that. Possibly SFW to boot.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 06:51 PM (84wuL)

160

Um....ignoring the fact that she has a lovely body, and a pleasant face, have you ever been 17?



Because boobehs worked tremendously well at that age.


Dammit!! Now I have the silly 80's hair band song in my head. She's only 17 or something like that. Is Winger still alive?

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2013 06:51 PM (8SsiG)

161 I bet Katy Perry can lick your dog's ass

Posted by: A big old fat guy at June 15, 2013 06:51 PM (Je/il)

162 WASHINGTON — Driver’s license photographs and biographic information of most Americans would be accessible through an expanded Department of Homeland Security nationwide computer network if the immigration legislation pending before the Senate becomes law.

The proposed expansion is part of an effort to crack down on illegal immigration by requiring all employers to confirm the identity and legal status of any new workers by tapping into a Homeland Security Department system called E-Verify, which is now used voluntarily by about 7 percent of employers in the United States.

But the proposal already faces objections from some civil liberties lawyers and certain members of Congress, who worry about the potential for another sprawling data network that could ultimately be the equivalent of a national ID system.

... this would certainly fix the problem of Voter ID

Posted by: Viviette Applewhite at June 15, 2013 06:52 PM (e8kgV)

163 OT Hockey update OT

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 06:52 PM (pxDth)

164 CBD- Splunge has just illuminated you for next food post.

Great Deli Food.

Maybe old hat to ya'll, but finding a good pastrami sandwich, and lox or nova is an art form down here south of the Mason Dixon line

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:52 PM (4Mv1T)

165 Did two yard periods in Malta at MDD on the C6F Flagship..
Total of almost six months
Took hops from Malta Airport to Naples via Sig several times.
Love the Island, and the people.

Cisk beer kinda sux though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 15, 2013 06:52 PM (Tfe64)

166 Not to worry, we can just ask the NSA, no need for E-verify anymore.

Posted by: RiverC at June 15, 2013 06:53 PM (KTytI)

167 No quite sure he would bite her face off too.

Posted by: Freak Out! at June 15, 2013 06:53 PM (AC5mA)

168

>>>I hate bugs. Fuckers ate my favorite purple scarf.

 

 

They ate you favorite Purple wha?

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2013 06:53 PM (gbWHI)

169 >>> Intranasal Love Hormone would be a great name for a band.
>>>I saw them open for Deviated Septum in 88!

They were the lead in for Post-Colonoscopy and the closing act Barium Tsunami.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at June 15, 2013 06:54 PM (KCvsd)

170 Evening morons!

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb)

171 I cut CBD some slack on that arugula pizza fiasco because one time he posted a pic of what is quite possibly the perfect woman's ass. Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 10:50 PM (84wuL) ***** Mother Teresa?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 06:55 PM (pxDth)

172 Muldoon-

You just ruined it. And I hadn't even seen CBD's picture perfect chicklet.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:56 PM (4Mv1T)

173 Just a quickie:

(We received a prayer request tonight that someone whom we know a town away's house is on fire, it provoked some thought

The Midsummer Night's Dream

On the eve of war, in the calm night
Do we see more in the last twilight
Than we saw before, each moving cloud
Drives quickly west, chasing the dying sun
Will we now rest, or has it begun
The fireflies list, the silence is loud
They dance, sun-kissed, to another song
We remember again what we knew all along
The fire rages then, in a distant town
Is it only there, or does the sun also set
On Franklin's chair, into inkblack and yet
A nigh-invisible sight, vying for the crown
The hosts of the night make final sobornost
Blink, blink, blink, blink, tallying the cost
With the blue light sink the last of the Sidhe
And dark prevails, but for the unreal city
The fireflies the tears of the sun's own pity
But the purple sears falsehood into all we see
Which is not far, for what good is foresight
On the eve of war, in the calm night?


Posted by: RiverC at June 15, 2013 06:56 PM (KTytI)

174 what is quite possibly the perfect woman's ass. Posted by: Burn the Witch
---------------

Okay..., now that is an example of an ambiguous antecedent. So, I gotta ask, was it the ass of a perfect woman...., or the perfect ass attached to a woman. I mean just because she is the perfect woman, that doesn't mean perfect ass....., or wait, maybe it does. Never mind, I'm over-thinking this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2013 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

175 That wasn't an ass.

Posted by: Micheke Obama's Landing Strip at June 15, 2013 06:56 PM (gbWHI)

176 What? mother Teresa wasn't perfect, but she was close.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 06:56 PM (pxDth)

177 Evenin' EC

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:56 PM (4Mv1T)

178 Dammit!! Now I have the silly 80's hair bandsong in my head. She's only 17 or something like that. Is Winger still alive?

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2013 10:51 PM (8SsiG)


Not if there is any justice in the world.

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2013 06:57 PM (FMbng)

179 I have licked the perfect woman's ass.

Posted by: Fr at June 15, 2013 06:57 PM (AC5mA)

180 garrett, moths only eat natural fibers, they don't have much taste for the synthetic plastic that my departed lady's hysteria reliever was made of.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2013 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)

181 There is no question or debate that Katy Perry is attractive using a wide range of markers. However, all that is negated by the mere fact that she slept with this http://tinyurl.com/6ocoxhb for years. And you know what? She loooooved it.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 15, 2013 06:57 PM (UR5vq)

182 Mother Teresa? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 10:55 PM (pxDth) Nope, Helen Thomas. I an all seriousness though, it was some Israeli chick on the beach I think. I still kick myself for not saving that image.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 06:57 PM (84wuL)

183

Well, I'm off to grab a beer.  You crazy kids stay out of trouble.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 15, 2013 06:58 PM (lr3d7)

184 Crap. That failed.

Posted by: Hweiner at June 15, 2013 06:58 PM (AC5mA)

185 S. now says that Baby S. is the best thing that ever happened to her. “She is more than my best friend, more than the love of my life,” S. told me, glowingly. There were white spit-up stains on her green top. “She is just my whole world.”

When I told Foster S.’s story, she wasn’t surprised that S. ended up bonding with her baby. “That would be consistent with our study,” Foster said. “About 5 percent of the women, after they have had the baby, still wish they hadn’t. And the rest of them adjust.” S.’s experience is also consistent with one of the most striking statistics from Henry David’s Czech study. David found that nine years after being denied abortions, 38 percent of women said they never sought one in the first place.

Posted by: Roe at June 15, 2013 06:58 PM (e8kgV)

186 Hammer- You remind me of Wilson on "Tool Time".

You know a little bit about everything. We need to be neighbors. Plus I'd rather live in Asheville, hippies and all.  The weather is more agreeable. So is the view.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 06:59 PM (4Mv1T)

187 Maybe not the perfect ass, but let's see if this works... http://tinyurl.com/kkhr3av

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 06:59 PM (doBIb)

188
Evening 'Rons and 'Ettes!

A little Slash and Fergie to get things started:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzdYxgSZztY


Posted by: The NSSA at June 15, 2013 06:59 PM (0IhFx)

189 179 I have licked the perfect woman's ass.

Posted by: Fr at June 15, 2013 10:57 PM (AC5mA)


Thank you!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 15, 2013 07:00 PM (9GG/0)

190 Yes!!!!

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:00 PM (doBIb)

191

They were the lead in for Post-Colonoscopy and the closing act Barium Tsunami.

 

You guys.

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (gqEUi)

192 162 WASHINGTON — Driver’s license photographs and biographic information of most Americans would be accessible through an expanded Department of Homeland Security nationwide computer network if the immigration legislation pending before the Senate becomes law. Posted by: Viviette Applewhite at June 15, 2013 10:52 PM (e8kgV) Yes. Why do I have the feeling that the immigration bill contains provisions for much stricter ID requirements for American citizens? ... this would certainly fix the problem of Voter ID Your faith is touching. Of course the ID won't be required for voting, silly. That would be racist.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

193


http://tinyurl.com/kkhr3av[/i]

 

I just realized that woman has no waist.  Seriously, it's straight down from her tits to her ankles.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (lr3d7)

194 Yes!!!! Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 11:00 PM (doBIb) Upton? Meh.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (AO9UG)

195 187 Maybe not the perfect ass, but let's see if this works...


http://tinyurl.com/kkhr3av

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 10:59 PM (doBIb)


that's pretty damn close, thanx

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (9GG/0)

196 oops sockoff

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (9GG/0)

197 Some fatherly advice from TV dads.

---

"Always receive, never give. Head." - Barack Obama

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 15, 2013 07:01 PM (BVkEs)

198 Ok, one more. http://tinyurl.com/lzlj7uc

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:02 PM (doBIb)

199 I just realized that woman has no waist. Seriously, it's straight down from her tits to her ankles. She's not a traditional supermodel. That's the appeal I guess.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:03 PM (doBIb)

200 Blackhawks lead 1-1 at the beginning of overtime.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:03 PM (pxDth)

201 198 Ok, one more.

http://tinyurl.com/lzlj7uc


Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 11:02 PM (doBIb)


okay I don't know how you do it with the rotating wimmenz but that is awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:03 PM (9GG/0)

202 It takes a lot spying to stay on top! How do you think we know which news reporters to gag? How do you think we know which exact precinct to stuff with absentee ballots? How do you think we know which Mexican drug gang need more guns? How do you think we know which guitar company to shake-down? It comes from spying! And, it is a lot of work!

First, Barky has to twist the Fourth Amendment into a pretzel. Then we have to have Eric Holder approve secret laws so that only we know who to target. Lastly, we need democrat Dianne Feinstein to dip into the cookie jar and pay off all of the important cronies.

Then the actually job of monitoring and recording millions upon millions of email, telephone, and text messages must be done.

First, we start by spying on the news reports. Next, we spy on the lunatic fringe liberals who may leave the reservation - including my cheating husband! Then we spy on all of those Pubs who are trying to save the Fourth amendment.

Gad, Barky hates the stupid Fourth Amendment and invoking "National Security" is the tool we use to circumvent it!

Finally, Barky decided to just monitor everybody! Who knows which person will turn against Barky. Screw the Constitution! It takes a lot of money, spying and cronyism to stay in power.

That facility in Utah will cost a huge amount of money to build and maintain. Heck, just doing that has used all of this year's budget money! I am surprised that Barky has not bankrupted this country!

But, this is one of the most troublesome web sites. It must be monitored closely. I would not be surprised if Barky is drawing up a NSL to conduct a through examination of everyone here - in secret. And, I am willing to be your proctologist. Get out the KY lube and bend over!




Posted by: Barney F. at June 15, 2013 07:04 PM (m5Tr1)

203 I got a fever... http://tinyurl.com/yd5dtrr

Posted by: Ted Nugent at June 15, 2013 07:04 PM (Mf82S)

204

>>> That's the appeal I guess.

 

The appeal is she's as bubbly as her jubblies.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2013 07:04 PM (gbWHI)

205 Those aren't pics of the wife again are they EC? Those make me...conflicted.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 07:05 PM (84wuL)

206 193 http://tinyurl.com/kkhr3av I just realized that woman has no waist. Seriously, it's straight down from her tits to her ankles. Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 15, 2013 11:01 PM (lr3d7) So fucking what?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:05 PM (HVff2)

207 200 Blackhawks lead 1-1 at the beginning of overtime.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 11:03 PM (pxDth)


--- 


What network?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 15, 2013 07:06 PM (BVkEs)

208 205 Those aren't pics of the wife again are they EC? Those make me...conflicted. Kate Upton? My wife? Not in this dimension. Maybe the next.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:06 PM (doBIb)

209 Blackhawks lead 1-1 at the beginning of overtime.


please let them both lose oh please oh please oh please

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:07 PM (9GG/0)

210 Upton is as much about attitude as anything. Hell, my wife is 50 and has a better ass, but not that hippy, flippy, bubbly attitude.

Which I could never be married to, but it's fun to observe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:07 PM (4Mv1T)

211 200 Blackhawks lead 1-1 at the beginning of overtime. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 11:03 PM (pxDth) Is that the New Math or something? And why are they in OT if one team is leading?

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

212 She's not a traditional supermodel. That's the appeal I guess.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 11:03 PM (doBIb)


Other than the nice boobehs, the rest of her has the lines of a 1950's buick.

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2013 07:08 PM (FMbng)

213 Hell, my wife is 50 and has a better ass, but not that hippy, flippy, bubbly attitude. TR Most 50 yr old women aren't that way

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:08 PM (HVff2)

214 I LOVE Buicks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:08 PM (4Mv1T)

215 Thanks   for the new     screensavers, EC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (0HooB)

216 Miranda Kerr ---- google that, for a giggle


Posted by: Enda Kenny at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (omBWL)

217 I'd take a 1950's Buick

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (9GG/0)

218 There was no ass at all on that first link. Hell, i'm 6' only 165-170, I have more ass than that

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (5QTeW)

219 So, you guys get PAB on Redeye tonight. We gals get Mike Baker. GRRrrrrr

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (DPdf7)

220 What network? Posted by: Craig Poe at June 15, 2013 11:06 PM (BVkEs) *** NBC Sports Network, because...well...Bettman

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (pxDth)

221 Never mind. NBC Sports network.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (BVkEs)

222 53 Buick Special was pretty awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)

223 Bruins ring one off the post. The crowd collectively held their breath.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:11 PM (pxDth)

224 so when is Red Eye on tonite?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:11 PM (9GG/0)

225 I think my granddad's last car was a 53 Buick. Put ALL the pointers in the trunk when he'd head "down east" to hunt quail on his timber land.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)

226 Awesome.

Storm in the Chicago area just knocked out my dish reception.

Guess I'll find out how the game turned out in the morning

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2013 07:11 PM (hO9ad)

227 Synchronicity.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 15, 2013 07:11 PM (BVkEs)

228 fuckin' Penguins, why couldn't it have been the fuckin' Penguins

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (9GG/0)

229 Is that the New Math or something? /rant I didn't encounter New Math until a few years ago when my youngest son kept coming home with shitty math scores. Sat him down and had him walk me through his process. It was a big WTF moment until I realized they were trying to teach him shortcuts without teaching the basics. They weren't even bothering hammering home multiplication tables. I told the teacher he had problems with his tables the year prior to me tutoring him over the summer and she casually responded "Yeah, they're all having trouble with them". And she was completely oblivious to the fact that that said far more about her than she intended. And this is one of the best public elementaries in FL.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (84wuL)

230 so when is Red Eye on tonite? *** Now. It comes on at 1100 on Saturdays

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (DPdf7)

231 I'd take a 1950's Buick

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 11:09 PM (9GG/0)



When I was a kid my father had a 1956 olds super 88, he got it from his ancient uncle who was the original owner.  I begged him to keep it safe until I got my license. He sold it to a dude who beat it to the ground. I was pissed.

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (FMbng)

232

There was no ass at all on that first link. Hell, i'm 6' only 165-170, I have more ass than that

 

Ass? All I have is a back with a hole in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (0HooB)

233 Ha! This lying propaganda bullshit on the Rosenbergs was paid for by PBS.

Posted by: waldo at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (RZwdH)

234 sorry Methos
just rest assured that the Blackhawks will choke

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:12 PM (9GG/0)

235 146 Hi cthulhu, how are the tentacles tonite?
I have discovered that my fish are major sluts, I think I have more baby fish than adult fish in my tank at this point

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 10:47 PM (9GG/0)



They're just being "happy fish".



Now you get to start selling them.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 07:13 PM (T1005)

236 1950's Buick? I was thinking more Thai Tranny hooker, but YMMV

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 07:14 PM (84wuL)

237 It comes on at 1100 on Saturdays

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 11:12 PM (DPdf7)


thanks NDH

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:15 PM (9GG/0)

238 What does kind of suck about Will Smith's epic-fail, is that he won't have the scratch or the clout to produce "The Last Pharaoh". That was going to be the movie about the Nubian king Taharqa.

Background: yes, Taharqa was a big deal. As a prince, Taharqa saved the Jews from extinction at the hands of Assyria. As a king, unfortunately, he was less successful at resisting the Assyrians when, next time around, they bypassed Jerusalem and headed straight to Egypt.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 07:15 PM (QTHTd)

239 I'm watching OT cup hockey and eating a bowl of faux pho. Brave New World or not, sometimes life is good.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 07:15 PM (aH+zP)

240 More greatest hits from the FISA/Patriot Act Christmas Album: "This LAN is your LAN this LAN is my LAN From court warrants I can bug Verizon From the terrorist forces To the calls to grandma This LAN is scanned in D.C."

Posted by: "Francis Scott Off-Key" at June 15, 2013 07:15 PM (UAD/m)

241 161 I bet Katy Perry can lick your dog's ass

Posted by: A big old fat guy at June 15, 2013 10:51 PM (Je/il)





After Russell Brand? Sure, why not?

Posted by: Katy Perry at June 15, 2013 07:15 PM (T1005)

242 The answer to BealÂ’s Conjecture is 42.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 07:16 PM (eHIJJ)

243 Guess I'll find out how the game turned out in the morning Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2013 11:11 PM (hO9ad) ***** If I were a really fast typist I would do a play-by-play for you. Darn Kindle!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:16 PM (pxDth)

244 The gifs l linked to were from Sports Illustrated. They did some test shots of the girls getting ntheir body paint and made them into an animated gif. Pretty awesome.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:16 PM (doBIb)

245 yw

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:16 PM (DPdf7)

246 They're just being "happy fish".

Now you get to start selling them.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 11:13 PM (T1005)


ugh


so I guess retroactive fish abortions are out of the question?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:17 PM (9GG/0)

247 OK..., back from walking the cat.

......hippies and all. The weather is more agreeable. So is the view.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
------------------------------------

TR--- I refer to them as 'The Mud People'
Mrs. Hammer used to work at a downtown bank. She kept a can of air freshener at her desk, so that after one of the trustifarians had  been in to cash a check, she could spritz it around to cover the man funk odor.


Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

248 214 " I LOVE Buicks. Posted by: Tobacco Road " Man after my own heart. Have a 66 Riviera GS in the garage. 425 nailhead, original except for paint and wheels. Prettiest thing ever. And that was funny stuff at 232, Backwards

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 07:17 PM (5QTeW)

249 I bet Katy Perry can lick your dog's ass

Sure, whatevs, after Bawney Fwank licked my ass, it's all kinda the same

Posted by: Your Dog at June 15, 2013 07:18 PM (9GG/0)

250 >>>so I guess retroactive fish abortions are out of the question
-----------------
Hey, Not a problem.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 15, 2013 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

251 Gutfeld is coming awfully close to saying that the NSA needs to check everyone as the base dataset.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:18 PM (DPdf7)

252 Weirddave: "There has GOT to be a way to make money with this phenomenon (besides porn). Hmmm."

Call it a BooBieQ recipe?

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 07:19 PM (eHIJJ)

253 Get licking my ass or I will call humane society

Posted by: Your fucking dog at June 15, 2013 07:20 PM (HVff2)

254 I have Super Bowl ring for you. Vedy cheap.

Posted by: Vlad Pooty Poot at June 15, 2013 07:20 PM (uLzrM)

255

just rest assured that the Blackhawks will choke

 

just like the Broncos

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 07:21 PM (gqEUi)

256 Chi-

When I left my employer to set out on my own in 2002, I had to leave the biz for a year to satisfy a non-compete, and not have my ass sued off.

I thought, "What does a guy in his late 40's do for a year?"

I picked, and sold, new Buicks. Those old customers were more loyal to the Buick brand, and our service department, than Harley Davidson customers. Which I have also owned.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 15, 2013 07:22 PM (4Mv1T)

257 The Noah movie looks like MST3k material -
http://godawa.com/movieblog/darren-aronofskys-noah-environmentalist-wacko/

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 07:22 PM (QTHTd)

258 Okay, signal's back and the game is still going.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2013 07:22 PM (hO9ad)

259 255 just rest assured that the Blackhawks will choke just like the Broncos Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 11:21 PM (gqEUi) Not so fast there infidel

Posted by: Brett favre at June 15, 2013 07:22 PM (HVff2)

260


So fucking what?

 

So she needs to eat a fucking hamburger to three and round out her hips.  I'm not saying that she's not pretty, because she's gorgeous.  I'm just saying that the woman appears to have almost no waist.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 15, 2013 07:23 PM (lr3d7)

261 off damn Gosnell sock

shit

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:23 PM (4Mv1T)

262 228 fuckin' Penguins, why couldn't it have been the fuckin' Penguins

Posted by: chemjeff


I'm figuring they saw the absurdity of playing the Stanley Cup in mid June. Why is there still Ice Hockey in the summer?? Why couldn't have been the fuckin' Penguins?? Stupid fucks.  

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2013 07:23 PM (8SsiG)

263 Can't I just have the million bucks the Grigory Perelman turned down when he solved the Poincare conjecture?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 15, 2013 07:24 PM (29vnO)

264 Call it a BooBieQ recipe? Just spitballin' here. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 11:19 PM (eHIJJ) That's tit!

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 07:24 PM (aH+zP)

265 251 Gutfeld is coming awfully close to saying that the NSA needs to check everyone as the base dataset. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 11:18 PM (DPdf7) That might make sense in a perfect world where no one abuses power, but we're pretty far from that.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 07:24 PM (1JJGO)

266 Bruins have had the better of the first half of the OT period. Sustained O-zone pressure and a few scoring chances.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:24 PM (pxDth)

267 NDH: "Gutfeld is coming awfully close to saying that the NSA needs to check everyone as the base dataset."

Gutfeld is still operating under the paradigm that a behemoth government with its zillions of ants can be trusted.

Because nukes or something.

He only kinda approves Franklin's truth about Liberty/Safety and will sell Liberty short.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 07:24 PM (eHIJJ)

268 OK Elway

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 07:25 PM (gqEUi)

269 That might make sense in a perfect world where no one abuses power, but we're pretty far from that. *** The fact that he is sticking with that story, even now, is making me uncomfortable. He's funny, but he's also being given more and more airtime to discuss serious issues and THAT is his take on it. Not good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:26 PM (DPdf7)

270 Patty Ann Brown is very pretty on red eye. Like a 1960s goddess.

Posted by: thunderb at June 15, 2013 07:26 PM (YGqAy)

271 239 I'm watching OT cup hockey and eating a bowl of faux pho. Brave New World or not, sometimes life is good. Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 11:15 PM (aH+zP) "faux pho". Nice turn of phrase.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

272 "I can't date Lauren, it's not in the Constitution!"

lol

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:27 PM (9GG/0)

273 So she needs to eat a fucking hamburger to three and round out her hips. I'm not saying that she's not pretty, because she's gorgeous. I'm just saying that the woman appears to have almost no waist. Looks like she has been eating a hamburger or three.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:27 PM (doBIb)

274

I'm just saying that the woman appears to have almost no waist.

 

Nor, does it appear, that   she has  much of an ass. She's somewhat lacking in the hourglass figure department, but I really   don't care.  She's about a 7 on the Budweiser  Scale.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:27 PM (0HooB)

275 Gutfeld is coming awfully close to saying that the NSA needs to check everyone as the base dataset.

I loved hoe on The Five last week he was being snide about being a conservative because of  liberals he knew and then switching to libertarian because of conservatives he knew-and this week he insists that the fourth amendment doesn't apply to the NSA scandal. Because, stuff.

I still think he's funny, but he needs to work on his definitions.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2013 07:28 PM (hO9ad)

276 I'm frustrated. My hand has finally healed enough that I can get my new PC build assembled. But then I find that the 8 GB DIMM I thought I had isn't in any location I might store such an item.

I don't know what is worse. That I lost the RAM or that I used in something else and cannot remember. Murphy's Law requires that it will turn up only after purchasing a replacement.

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 07:28 PM (kcfmt)

277 Raccoon meet my new friend

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2013 07:29 PM (CMlD4)

278 Patty Ann Brown is very pretty on red eye. Like a 1960s goddess. **** Cute hair-do

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:29 PM (DPdf7)

279 epobirs, you lost 8 GB of RAM?  whoa

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:29 PM (9GG/0)

280 Oh, and did anyone notice those girls are wearing only paint?

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:29 PM (doBIb)

281 epobirs, and I'm glad your hand is doing better

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:30 PM (9GG/0)

282 If I wasn't married I would do her without a Bud

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:30 PM (HVff2)

283 She's about a 7 on the Budweiser Scale. Posted by: BackwardsBoy
----------------------------
WHAAA?

SHE'S A FRIGGIN 12 ON THE BEER GOGGLES SCALE.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:30 PM (4Mv1T)

284 Oopsie

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2013 07:31 PM (hO9ad)

285 Boston wins. Meh.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2013 07:31 PM (8SsiG)

286 I'm out kids. Remember to turn off the lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

287 Yeah, TR. Im only the third owner on a car that's as old as me. Had it over 12 years. Guy I bought it from had 2 brand new Le Sabre s in the driveway.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 07:32 PM (5QTeW)

288 Bruins win.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:32 PM (pxDth)

289 No beer goggles required.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:32 PM (doBIb)

290 jiggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:32 PM (DPdf7)

291 Fuck the fucking Bruins.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2013 07:32 PM (TCWc6)

292 Good nite Mr. Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:32 PM (HVff2)

293

And I thought my boobs were flat. Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2013 07:33 PM (gqEUi)

294 In other news, my bathroom sink is now completely clogged. It had been running slow, but now it looks like somebody poured concrete down the drain. I washed my hands there a couple of hours ago, and the water level hasn't dropped by a millimeter.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

295 EC no way!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:33 PM (9GG/0)

296 I just can't get excited about the Stanley Cup. The winner will either be the city that brought the country the Kennedy clan and Barney Frank or the city that brought us the current crime syndicate running the country now. DOOM, ALL IS DOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2013 07:34 PM (8SsiG)

297 Look closely. Just paint.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:34 PM (doBIb)

298 "faux pho". Nice turn of phrase. Thanks. Make beef ramen soup with an extra cup of water, pour over the soup base that comes with it, plus 1bullion cube, thin slices of onion and beef, soy and siriachi sauce. Easy peasy, but it's really good.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 07:34 PM (aH+zP)

299 Seamus Muldoon: "And have you seen the price of those ink cartridges lately?"

They still cost an arm and a leg. So I guess what I want is enough in the cartridge to print a 3-D arm and a 3-D leg and have a little bit left over.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 07:35 PM (eHIJJ)

300

EC,  I noticed the body paint.

 

After about 10 minutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:36 PM (0HooB)

301 290 jiggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4 Yeah, I bet she can ride a horse.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:36 PM (HVff2)

302 Only 10 minutes?

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2013 07:36 PM (doBIb)

303 They still cost an arm and a leg. So I guess what I want is enough in the cartridge to print a 3-D arm and a 3-D leg and have a little bit left over. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 11:35 PM (eHIJJ) *** LOL

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:37 PM (pxDth)

304 I loved hoe on The Five last week he was being snide about being a conservative because of liberals he knew and then switching to libertarian because of conservatives he knew-and this week he insists that the fourth amendment doesn't apply to the NSA scandal. Because, stuff. *** I totally missed him saying that. Sometimes he isn't funny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:37 PM (DPdf7)

305 Meh, what counts is the hip flair when they bend over. I'd be willing to bet Miss Upton has plenty.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2013 07:37 PM (84wuL)

306 You guys are going to make me stab my husband. Stop feeding him straight lines.

In other news, I just spent an hour on school work and have damned near completed half of the course. Gotta love fast-food college. Also online I am subjected to less liberal social-justice bullshit.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 07:38 PM (aH+zP)

307 Yeah, I bet she can ride a horse. **** Champion, actually.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:38 PM (DPdf7)

308 oh man, it is body paint

schwing!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:39 PM (9GG/0)

309

Yowsa - I have a cat who looks EXACTLY like the ewok kitty, And if you'll note, the owner is holding the arms toward the ground to get the ewok effect. I've tried to talk Sebastian (my ewokian kitty) to come over here so that we can try this and he has given me one of those looks that only a kitty can pull off (translation - 'in what universe are you inhabiting that you would possess the thought that I would even want to think about doing that?')

I also have a kitty with opposable thumbs - she's got 6 toes on each front paw and the sixth toe is very large and wraps around just like a thumb. No danger of anybody taking over the world, however. She likes her naps too much. Which is why I don't ever buy cats taking over the world - it would be way too much work. 

Posted by: dwagyak at June 15, 2013 07:39 PM (mA2WN)

310 Chi - '66 Riviera- Front Wheel Drive.

Those rims are MASSIVE. I put tires on them at the Sears Auto Center in high school in the early 70's. They have some beastly rubber on the road.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)

311 Kate horseback http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avvttmB-GQI http://binged.it/11HSSGW

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:40 PM (DPdf7)

312 My bad. 66 still RWD

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)

313 " Gotta love fast-food college" Heh. My SIL just graduated nursing school. half the class cheated and scored 100 on their final while she struggled. She was shocked (as were we) to find out she had the highest gpa of the class for the year.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 07:43 PM (5QTeW)

314

290 jiggle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62stubaal4


Yeah, I bet she can ride a horse.

 

 

Be a lot better if she didn't talk. 0_0

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 15, 2013 07:43 PM (GufPw)

315 you mean like before they started filling them with bullshit leftist social messages and general PC crap.

 

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2013 10:46 PM

 

Not just that... they used to be a more enjoyable experience to simply watch. The direction, shooting, editing, everything. Lean was particularly good, of course, but generally speaking, even the "gritty" films of the past were something to behold technically. Now, it's mostly choppy shit, frenetic everything, weird lighting, closeups and a bunch of other sucky stuff. I'm not sure how much of it is due to hackery on the part of the filmmaker/s, the new meth editing or whether the switch to digital has affected the process. Look at the difference between something like "Alien" and that thing called "Prometheus". Dunno.

Posted by: otho at June 15, 2013 07:43 PM (9gNQd)

316

Those rims are MASSIVE. I put tires on them at the Sears Auto Center in high school in the early 70's. They have some beastly rubber on the road.

 

Coming home from the gig last night, I pulled up next to a cherry '66 Chevelle SS396. Dude  had the windows down and the radio way up.  Cruising for touristas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:44 PM (0HooB)

317 Okay, I must be slow. I don't get "faux pho". Please don't make me go to the urban dictionary. Can someone 'splain?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:44 PM (pxDth)

318 "CHELSEA DECLARES: Time for woman in White House..." [Drudge headline] So, she never heard about Monica? http://InstantRimshot.com/ Sure, I think Sarah Palin would be okay. http://InstantRimshot.com/ Why, do the men need sandwiches? http://InstantRimshot.com/ (also ducking & running) Good evening, such morons as are around. I survived the family reunion with a minimum of damage. A few days, I should be good as new. Director of the US FBI Knows Nothing - my edit of the Jordan-Mueller video, linked in nic. (There are donation buttons on the page, fresh, clean, never been used.) Now, having spread mirth, personal news, and a fat self-plugola, I'm going back upstairs to read below the fold, and then maybe revisit the comments. But probably lurkishly; family can take a lot out of you. (Energy. Self-respect. Cash....)

Posted by: mindful webworker in the middle of the USA at June 15, 2013 07:45 PM (U13jb)

319 You might be thinking the Olds toronado. Similar body styling. Also El Dorado from... ' 69, maybe? FWD on both of thise for sure.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 07:45 PM (5QTeW)

320 okay I am probably too drunk to continue
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2013 07:45 PM (9GG/0)

321 Kate likes it spicy http://bit.ly/1bITqB7

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:46 PM (DPdf7)

322 I have a solution to high cost of ink cartridges. 3-D printed ink cartridges! Amiright?

Posted by: mindful webworker is back already at June 15, 2013 07:46 PM (U13jb)

323 Pho is a Vietnamese noodle dish with meat. He made it with ramen, I believe

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 07:46 PM (1JJGO)

324 Backwards Boy- That would be a dream car to put in my garage, of any I could have within reason. 66 or 67. Ragtop even better.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:46 PM (4Mv1T)

325 Nite Jeff

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:48 PM (HVff2)

326 To celebrate the BH's successful North Carolina project, we did a "tub, rub, and grub" this evening. Begin at a day spa with 1 hour of hot tub and steam; one hour deep-tissue massage; then finish with dinner at The Osteria in Palo Alto.



Feeling about 10 years younger right now....too bad it doesn't last forever.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 07:48 PM (T1005)

327 317 Okay, I must be slow. I don't get "faux pho". Please don't make me go to the urban dictionary. Can someone 'splain? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 11:44 PM (pxDth) It rhymes. "Pho pho". /although actually I think pho is pronounced something like "phuh"

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

328 32 First Katy Perry fucked Russell Brand and now she is fucking Robert Pattison. There is something not right with that gal... Posted by: Waldo at June 15, 2013 10:15 PM (RZwdH) The thing not right with her is that scamper after those two have befouled it. 186 Hammer- You remind me of Wilson on "Tool Time". You know a little bit about everything. We need to be neighbors. Plus I'd rather live in Asheville, hippies and all. The weather is more agreeable. So is the view. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 10:59 PM (4Mv1T) Gotta feel sorry for you because Asheville is a great town, but once the hippies move in, they turn them all to shit. Here in Virginia they are doing it/did it to Floyd. Great small town, had some great dining establishments and some nice little hotels. Vineyards and little store fronts with all kinds of bluegrass music. Now, the hippie professors from Virginia Tech moved in and brought all the "organic" farmers and shit up there. It has become douchebag central.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 15, 2013 07:48 PM (BXLPR)

329 NDH- I don't think they even aired that in my neck of the woods. Ho-lee cow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:49 PM (4Mv1T)

330 Pho is a Vietnamese noodle dish with meat. He made it with ramen, I believe Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 11:46 PM (1JJGO) ***** Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:49 PM (pxDth)

331

okay I am probably too drunk to continue

 

All this  alcohol and not one barrel-worthy infraction.

 

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:49 PM (0HooB)

332 Night CJ

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:50 PM (4Mv1T)

333 Well, if you're looking for a project, TR, i have a '60 cadillac i'm pulling out of the garage this week that is for sale/trade. I think i'm right across a northern border from you, too

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 07:50 PM (5QTeW)

334 "Be a lot better if she didn't talk. 0_0" -CrotchetyOldJarhead We only watched up until they were about to interview her. Dressed. Mrs sez: I bet when she rides horses, she wears a sports bra.

Posted by: mindful webworker only made it that far back at June 15, 2013 07:51 PM (U13jb)

335 #279

Yep, it was a single stick that was bundled with the motherboard and help lessen the cost. I was planning to get an identical second stick for a total of 16 GB eventually. The board has two slots, being a mini-ITX form factor.

Another annoyance is that I ordered a mSATA SSD and only aftrwards discovered that the mSATA slot on the underside of the board is only SATA-2. This means that the connection isn't fast enough to let the drive operate at full speed, making it a bit of a waste unless you're really hard up for saving space. That generation of the Intel chip sets only provided two SATA-3 ports (and four SATA-2 but this is a very small board, so there are only two) and the board designer didn't see fit to have the mSATA slot double one of those. Instead, if you have an mSATA drive inserted you lose the use of one of the SATA-2 ports on the top side of the board. (You see this a lot with eSATA ports as well, which is why more expensive boards have additional SATA controllers to enable more ports.)

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 07:51 PM (kcfmt)

336 NDH- I don't think they even aired that in my neck of the woods. Ho-lee cow. *** They aired an edited version here. This is the first time I've seen the whole thing. Even though I'm a gal, I think she's adorable and seems to be funny and not take herself too seriously, so it's hard not to like her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:52 PM (DPdf7)

337 "Pho" is a Vietnamese noodle soup that is absolutely delicious. (It is not pronounced f-oh, but f-uh. Faux is pronounced f-oh, so even though it looks like it should be "f-oh, f-oh", it's actually pronounced "f-oh, f-uh") what I posted is a very cheap, quick and dirty similar soup dish, so "faux pho".

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 07:53 PM (aH+zP)

338 322 I have a solution to high cost of ink cartridges. 3-D printed ink cartridges! Amiright? Posted by: mindful webworker is back already at June 15, 2013 11:46 PM (U13jb) I wish to invest in your company. And subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

339 This may be something. We celebrated my granddaughter's fourth birthday and Dad's Day today. I helped my son-in-law put together a play kitchen set for her. She then spent the next hour pretending to cook us food. I asked her to make me a sammich. Too heteronormative?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:54 PM (pxDth)

340 Too heteronormative Nope

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:55 PM (HVff2)

341 Chi- I had a friend in HS who drove his granddad's 59 Cadillac. What a hearse. I helped a friend last year sell his '33 Lincoln. I think it was a '33.  I basically took and posted a ton of pictures on request for an out of state buyer.

Original survivor. The craftsmanship in those vehicles was awesome. Readily apparent, even unrestored.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

342 B...b...but I thought faux was pronounced "Fox".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 07:56 PM (pxDth)

343 sup yo's I'm pleasantly drinking beer after a long day at the range

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 07:56 PM (s/TCI)

344 Not just that... they used to be a more enjoyable experience to simply watch. The direction, shooting, editing, everything. Lean was particularly good, of course, but generally speaking, even the "gritty" films of the past were something to behold technically. Now, it's mostly choppy shit, frenetic everything, weird lighting, closeups and a bunch of other sucky stuff. I'm not sure how much of it is due to hackery on the part of the filmmaker/s, the new meth editing or whether the switch to digital has affected the process. Look at the difference between something like "Alien" and that thing called "Prometheus". Dunno. Posted by: otho at June 15, 2013 11:43 PM (9gNQd) "Alien" took the time to set up the scenes. What made that movie was that you never saw the alien until close to the end, but the way they framed everything made you sit on the edge of your seat waiting. Now? It is just how many bodies that can be piled up, and there is no suspense. You can see exactly what the next step is going to be.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 15, 2013 07:56 PM (BXLPR)

345 #321

Funny thing, despite the awesome body, the part that really grabs me is the moment near the end when she makes simulated eye contact. Oh wow.

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (kcfmt)

346 My dream  car to have would be a '68 Z-28,  mostly just to hear it idle.   There's something about solid lifters and bumpy cams and headers and glass packs...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (0HooB)

347 Well 'rons good nite. Be well.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (HVff2)

348 Seamus: blame the French. The final consonant is not pronounced. Gingy, Dirty foreign Canadian

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (aH+zP)

349 mindful webworker is back already: "3-D printed ink cartridges! Amiright?"

That's like a Möbius strip of a thought. I think. A perpetual motion machine of replenishment.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (eHIJJ)

350 337 "Pho" is a Vietnamese noodle soup that is absolutely delicious. (It is not pronounced f-oh, but f-uh. Faux is pronounced f-oh, so even though it looks like it should be "f-oh, f-oh", it's actually pronounced "f-oh, f-uh") what I posted is a very cheap, quick and dirty similar soup dish, so "faux pho". Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 11:53 PM (aH+zP) ------- I thought you were going to transition into Jack and the Beanstalk there for a minute!

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (1JJGO)

351 Bad Boys is coming on Bravo now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 07:57 PM (DPdf7)

352 'night Misanthropic H.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 07:59 PM (4Mv1T)

353 Cate I have been known to roar " Fee Fi Faux Pho" while making it. It's one of the reasons my wife wants to stab me.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 07:59 PM (aH+zP)

354 He's not wrong.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 08:00 PM (aH+zP)

355 '68 Z-28, mostly just to hear it idle
-----------------------------
302 right?

I want a vehicle when at idle scares women and small children back into their homes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:01 PM (4Mv1T)

356 "So there's a new Superman movie out, have you heard about it? "Man of Steel". Yeah, supposed to be pretty good. About an hero who uses his powers to fight evil. A sequel is in the works, to star, believe it or not, President Obama. That's right, Barack Obama. They are going to call it 'Snooperman'"

Posted by: The Tonight Show, starring Jay LayyingLw at June 15, 2013 08:01 PM (UAD/m)

357 Bad Boys is coming on Bravo now. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 11:57 PM (DPdf7) ***** I don't like to correct folks' grammar online, but shouldn't that be "Bad boys are coming on Bravo now"?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 08:02 PM (pxDth)

358 Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 11:59 PM (aH+zP) I'd have gone all stabby on you for the chicken thing earlier. She has great restraint!

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 08:03 PM (1JJGO)

359 I don't like to correct folks' grammar online, but shouldn't that be "Bad boys are coming on Bravo now"? *** Nope. It's one movie. Not plural.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:03 PM (DPdf7)

360 Seamus- No, because it is "A" movie. Singular.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:03 PM (4Mv1T)

361 goodnight CHICKENFUCKERS! BuhCAWK!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 15, 2013 08:04 PM (QTHTd)

362 BTH- 'night

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:05 PM (4Mv1T)

363 Bad Boys is coming on Bravo. Bad boys are coming on the gay porn channel.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 08:05 PM (aH+zP)

364 goodnight CHICKENFUCKERS! BuhCAWK! *** g'nite buttlicker

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:05 PM (DPdf7)

365 A sequel is in the works, to star, believe it or not, President Obama. That's right, Barack Obama. They are going to call it 'Snooperman'" Posted by: The Tonight Show, starring Jay LayyingLw at June 16, 2013 12:01 AM (UAD/m) ***** I heard they were going to do a Western. "The Man Who Shot Liberty With Surveillance"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 08:05 PM (pxDth)

366 Bad Boys is coming on Bravo. Bad boys are coming on the gay porn channel. *** Very good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:06 PM (DPdf7)

367

I want a vehicle when at idle scares women and small children back into their homes.

 

Had a friend who lived behind me who had a nice little '64 Chevy II   with a small block, fastest one in town.  When he got beat in a drag race, it pissed him off so much he shoehorned a big block into it. 

 

Talk about scaring the neighborhood. That beast wouldn't idle below 1600 rpm. Made all the right   horseypower noises.

 

And yeah on the 302.  Nice little engines.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 08:06 PM (0HooB)

368 Hinden Flichler?

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 08:06 PM (20Mmk)

369 My '60 caddy is four door - talk about a land yacht! I think something like 17 feet long. 100 pct original, but you can tell. Really needs someone with $ and time give her TLC. Actually have an offer of straight trade for an 06 or 08 very clean caddy. growing up, brother had the 69 z28. one of the baddest cars i've eve seen. or been behind the wheel of, and i've driven some badass cars in my life.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 08:07 PM (5QTeW)

370 NDH: don't hasten his demise.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 08:07 PM (aH+zP)

371 Backwards Boy, I actually like small blocks, just because they were the firstest hot rodded V8s and all, but there's a Cobra club here (mostly replicas) and a guy has a CSX (continuation car built by Shelby) with a Shelby aluminum big block and Weber 48ida setup. When he comes around the corner a block away, it sounds like a summer thunderstorm moving in.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:10 PM (4Mv1T)

372 I had pho in a Vietnamese restaurant once. The owner and waiters were very nice and polite. I think they were happy to be in America.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

373 NDH: don't hasten his demise. *** Whom?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:11 PM (DPdf7)

374 Weirddave's. encouraging him.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 08:12 PM (aH+zP)

375 Hi Jake....sounds like a good day. What were you shooting with?

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 08:12 PM (1JJGO)

376 Cate and weirddave - that short exchange epitomizes why i love/hate this place so much. AoSHQ, i wish i could quit you.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 08:12 PM (5QTeW)

377 Weirddave's. encouraging him. *** troll?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:13 PM (DPdf7)

378 Evenin' Jake

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:13 PM (4Mv1T)

379 Things suddenly went quiet around here. I long for the days when the ONT was up and running all night.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:14 PM (DPdf7)

380 Weirddave's. encouraging him. *** troll? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 16, 2013 12:13 AM (DPdf7) ***** Worse. Husband.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 08:14 PM (pxDth)

381 I had a CJ5 with a small block w/ headers that about 1900 rpm would rattle windows doe sever hundred yards. I uncapped the headers and aparently the cheap Thrush Mufflers were little more than spark arrestors cuz the sound did not change

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:14 PM (s/TCI)

382 NDH: husband.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 08:15 PM (aH+zP)

383 "Alien" took the time to set up the scenes. What made that movie was that you never saw the alien until close to the end, but the way they framed everything made you sit on the edge of your seat waiting.


Now? It is just how many bodies that can be piled up, and there is no suspense. You can see exactly what the next step is going to be.

 

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 15, 2013 11:56 PM

 

Yeah, storytelling as a whole has taken a nosedive. Pacing doesn't seem to figure much anymore, it's just... go, go go. The casting in "Alien" was a huge plus in making the story work as well as it did. You were actually interested in those guys enough to not get bored during the buildup. But also look at the way that film was staged and shot, compared to today. Not just "Alien", but other films. Compare the internal Nostromo scenes, boneship scenes and particularly the landscape stuff, compared to today's efforts. Producing epic looking scenes seems to be a lost art. They'd probaly tell Lean that he couldn't do Lawrence of Arabia, today. "It looks boring". "Where's the cinema verite kickboxing scene?" "What, no shaky cam?" "Justin Bieber as Lawrence is too far away in that boring ass desert wide shot... close up, please!" "What's with the fuddy duddy music? Where's the gangsta rap?".

Posted by: otho at June 15, 2013 08:16 PM (9gNQd)

384 Jake- 360 right? They sounded outstanding with those shorty headers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:16 PM (4Mv1T)

385 Worse. Husband. *** HAHAHAHHAAAA!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:16 PM (DPdf7)

386 Nice ONT CDR M. Happy Fathers Day Eve, to all the HQ fathers and everyone with a Father.... which would be... everyone.

Posted by: zeera at June 15, 2013 08:17 PM (FHr35)

387 Weirddave's. encouraging him. *** troll? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 16, 2013 12:13 AM (DPdf7) ***** Well what with prostate enlargement and all, my stream of consciousness is reduced to a dribble of consciousness

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 08:17 PM (pxDth)

388   Posted by: Roe at June 15, 2013 10:58 PM (e8kgV)

Definitely worth the read, though the NYT's bias does bleed through. 

"Those on the anti-abortion side argue that abortion is immoral, can cause a fetus pain and..."

No, you bloody nitwit, we object that it KILLS the fetus.  If you did it in a way that guaranteed a painless death, that wouldn't move many towards being pro-abortion.   

Pain in of itself is not immoral or evil.  Sometimes pain is the only way we learn to avoid stupid actions - and without pain we will harm ourselves due to lack of feedback.   (See lepers)  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 15, 2013 08:18 PM (ioT3q)

389 Oops. Cut and paste fail on my last.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 08:18 PM (pxDth)

390

When he comes around the corner a block away, it sounds like a summer thunderstorm moving in.

 

There's a guy around here with a new    Shelby  Cobra 500. I see him   in the  grocery store parking lot occasionally.  White with blue stripes. Nice ride and he'll   turn it loose once  in  a while. You can barely hear it idle, but when he puts his foot in it, it's a wondrous sound.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 08:19 PM (0HooB)

391 Caught the end of Heat on DirectTV. Why the Hell is Ashley Judd's face so damned puffy?

Posted by: What In The at June 15, 2013 08:19 PM (iYXxW)

392 Battery low. I'm out.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 15, 2013 08:20 PM (pxDth)

393 The more you gnash and wail honey, the punnier I get. It encourages me.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 08:20 PM (aH+zP)

394 'night Dr.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:21 PM (4Mv1T)

395 Oh, I needed that post, CDR M. Nice. Thanks, and I'm glad I was at the Big Computer on Cable where I could enjoy all the links and vids, v the Cell from Hell with the occasional connection. Dads video: Archie Bunker & Meathead serious moment reflected the very best of that series. I allergized. Unsecured Wireless Printer: Hilarious in concept, superb in execution. Black Forest fire fighting: Excellent. For as low-key as it is, it's riveting. Firefighters have to be almost as insane as fire is. Moron air base: heh. M4 180lb Tactical Crossbow: "...magazine with capacity for 180 steel balls, and featherless arrow firing capabilities." Bangsticks don't really thrill me, much as I admire the fine pieces featured each week on the gun thread, but this, this, for some reason appeals to me. Especially in a gunpowder shortage. Math, whosyerdaddy, love potion -- skipped, even if they look interesting. I'm being discriminating tonight. Except in my profuse verbiage. And yes, lastly the cat video. By the end of it, the day, the earlier part of the ONT I'd just enjoyed, and most of my consciousness seemed stripped away. As the Mrs said, like a train wreck... watched all the way to the end, stunned. I'm done annoying you now. Good night, Mrs Calabash, and all the ships at sea.

Posted by: mindful webworker ONT report (like a book report, see..) at June 15, 2013 08:22 PM (U13jb)

396 Jake- 360 right? They sounded outstanding with those shorty headers. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 12:16 AM (4Mv1T) I think is was a 304

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:22 PM (s/TCI)

397 Interesting dynamic with the Dave family here.

Huh.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:22 PM (4Mv1T)

398

I long for the days when the ONT was up and running all night.

 

Yeah, everybody left early last night too.

 

It's almost like I don't know you all anymore...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 08:24 PM (0HooB)

399 Hi Jake....sounds like a good day. What were you shooting with? Posted by: Cate in IN at June 16, 2013 12:12 AM (1JJGO) It was a rifle/pistol day

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:24 PM (s/TCI)

400 Evenin' Jake Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 12:13 AM (4Mv1T) howdy

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:25 PM (s/TCI)

401 My dream car?  Late 1950's VW crew cab pickup, with a 1960's 1200cc engine and transmission. 

0-60 spec: yes, it will go 0-60
Fuel economy, about 30mpg.

The flip down sides convert it to a flatbed, the under bed toolboxes rock, and I have every special VW tool needed to maintain/rebuild that vehicle forever.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 15, 2013 08:28 PM (/gHaE)

402 Nah TR. I'm the light of her existence, she's the poison in my coffee. We each have our role. It works well. :p

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 08:28 PM (aH+zP)

403

And speaking of departing, I shall do so.

 

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 08:28 PM (0HooB)

404 http://tinyurl.com/lg3n9wo

Now here is an item that makes you produce Tim Allen man grunts just having it in your hand, pondering the potential.

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 08:28 PM (kcfmt)

405 That cat looks like a very small furry Ent.  If it only had bark rather than fur...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 15, 2013 08:30 PM (/gHaE)

406 Serious tho guys, it's all in fun. We're lying right next to each other, giggling as we post

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2013 08:31 PM (aH+zP)

407 Actually if you bore out a VW Bug to 1800cc's and strip it down a little they will do 12 second 1/4 miles

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (s/TCI)

408 Hey y'all! Synopsize the ONT, por favor. Too busy. I know that's lame. I was here earlier, but it was slow getting off the ground.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (XyrkB)

409 Still here. Just lurking.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (T1005)

410

My dream car? Late 1950's VW crew cab pickup, with a 1960's 1200cc engine and transmission.

 

One of my buds has one.  It's been slammed, but it's stock other than that. It even has the   wire mesh headlight covers.

 

Now, I'm out. Toodles,  y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (0HooB)

411 Serious tho guys, it's all in fun. We're lying right next to each other, giggling as we post *** You two are cute.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (DPdf7)

412 Ann Barnhardt is repeating an old three-part post entitled "We are the Gold". It's currently at the top of her site. It is absolutely brilliant. Read the whole thing. http://barnhardt.biz/index.cfm (You can't link her individual posts.) At the end of the day, any currency is backed not by physical commodities or a collective abstraction called “a government”. No. A currency is backed by the character and integrity of men that constitute the issuing nation or body. In short, WE ARE THE GOLD. We are the bearers of the “full faith and credit” which backs our Federal Reserve notes today. And that, dear readers, is why this country is not going to turn itself around anytime soon, and is almost certainly doomed in the short-run. Every text I read over the last few days always included a very brief caveat that all of the preceding theory was, of course, contingent on a moral society with a functioning rule of law, honest regulation and a populace that was mostly honorable and trustworthy. This caveat was phrased differently in each instance, but it was always there, hanging over everything else like a fine mist. If you have a nation of moral degenerates, all bets are off. If the people are more dishonest than honest, and the government is nothing more than a mafia, then all economic systems and all postulations fly apart at the seams. If there is no rule of law, and if theft, graft and looting are the prevalent systems of economic activity, then no matter what your banking system, no matter what your currency – fiat or commodity-backed, your system and your economy will absolutely, positively fail eventually. ... We, the people, always have been and always will be the ultimate backing commodity of our currency, because at its core, money is merely the representative device for a man’s capacity to produce and create. Dishonest men do not create or produce. They steal. Thus, the currency of a morally degenerated society is by definition degenerate itself. The currency of a degenerate society is the proxy not for a man’s ability to work and think, but rather a proxy for a man’s capacity to steal and evade work.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

413 I'm the light of her existence, she's the poison in my coffee. We each have our role. It works well. :p Posted by: Weirddave at June 16, 2013 12:28 AM (aH+zP) ------- Gingy: You are indeed a lucky woman. You will achieve sainthood living with him.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 08:32 PM (1JJGO)

414 G'night to those leaving. Might not know you too well, but you're still friends in the little box to me. Purp - if you're gonna be here a minute, i'll ask you a question i was saving for one of your weekend home improvement threads (you know - the ones we all like but haven't seen in a while).

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 08:33 PM (5QTeW)

415 NDH and Cate: thanks. I ask him for a divorce every single day. It's the only thing he won't give me.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 08:34 PM (aH+zP)

416 Sup, Night Owls.  I survived Pittsburgh Pride and the Adam Lambert show with my heterosexuality and cornhole intact.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 15, 2013 08:36 PM (uxEBP)

417 It was a rifle/pistol day Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit>>

What is the Tank in the shop?

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 08:36 PM (qo244)

418 Sup, Night Owls. I survived Pittsburgh Pride and the Adam Lambert show with my heterosexuality and cornhole intact. **** that dude from American Idol? No way!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 08:36 PM (DPdf7)

419 Speaking of building very small PCs, this is a nice buy:
http://tinyurl.com/mfh7vbp

Tax in my state, so it's about $20 after rebate with the slow free shipping. Newegg is so close to me it might be here by Monday anyway. The latest set of APUs from AMD aren't much of an improvement but the next bunch coming in the Fall may be interesting in that they're supposed to have a lot of the same silicon as the PS4 and Xbox One. So I may build another HTPC around one of those. Hopefully there will be a motherboard available with a SATA-3 mSATA slot to use this drive I'm stuck with.

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 08:37 PM (kcfmt)

420 Just got back from seeing Man of Steel.  I liked it.  Way way better than Superman Returns.  And honestly at the end it almost seemed like Snyder stuck in a direct slap across the face to Bryan Singer.  A few things here and there I didn't care for, but overall worth it.  Good action, decent pacing I thought.  I think its worth seeing.

Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2013 08:37 PM (LI48c)

421 that dude from American Idol?

Yep.  Runner up I think.  It wasn't a bad show though short.  We were close to PA and Mrs928 is a big fan so I agreed to take her to the Celebration of Pride in whatevers.  The crowd was much better behaved than a SF GP parade.  No ass showing until the last hour we were there.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 15, 2013 08:39 PM (uxEBP)

422 I'm out folks. Happy Father's Day to you dads.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 15, 2013 08:39 PM (4Mv1T)

423 Who is John Galt? Ann Barnhardt.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 08:40 PM (XyrkB)

424 Ahhhh, VWs. First car was a 69 karmann ghia droptop. Within months we replaced the original with a 1600cc from a later model van and added duel mikuni carbs. That little fucker felt like it was picking up the front end when you popped the clutch. it'd burn tires through third gear, too.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 08:41 PM (5QTeW)

425 372 I had pho in a Vietnamese restaurant once. The owner and waiters were very nice and polite. I think they were happy to be in America. Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 12:11 AM (sdi6R) That stuff rocks. Especially with big heap chicken sauce. And lots of sprouts/lime/cilantro.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 15, 2013 08:42 PM (tSYHH)

426 423 Who is John Galt? Ann Barnhardt. Posted by: Kalneva at June 16, 2013 12:40 AM (XyrkB) She sometimes reminds me of John the Baptist. Hope she doesn't meet the same fate.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 08:43 PM (1JJGO)

427 What is the Tank in the shop? Posted by: McGregor at June 16, 2013 12:36 AM (qo244) If my checkbook was fat enough I'd collect Tanks also. But no such luck If you collect Tanks you have a full time staff of at leat 3. FWIW

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:43 PM (s/TCI)

428 #420

What? Did Kal-El come out as a heterosexual?

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 08:44 PM (kcfmt)

429 296 I just can't get excited about the Stanley Cup. The winner will either be the city that brought the country the Kennedy clan and Barney Frank or the city that brought us the current crime syndicate running the country now. DOOM, ALL IS DOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2013 11:34 PM (8SsiG)


Why stop there? Maybe you can't get excited about it because one city brought us Whitey Bulger and the other city brought us John Wayne Gacy. Or because one city brought us New Kids on the Block and the other city brought us Kanye West.

BTW, just remember that many of us who are fans of the Bruins are actually from New England states other than Massachusetts.

Posted by: Slappy at June 15, 2013 08:44 PM (LTbLf)

430 See ya, TR.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 08:45 PM (5QTeW)

431 423 Who is John Galt? Ann Barnhardt. Posted by: Kalneva at June 16, 2013 12:40 AM (XyrkB) She walks her talk, all right. More than I do.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2013 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

432 too much sun today laters

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 15, 2013 08:48 PM (s/TCI)

433 First car was a 69 karmann ghia

The original would have been a single port 1500cc.  The later dual ported 1600's had a lot more oomph.

I had a 1600cc with racing heads, bumped compression, dual 2-throat 36mm Webers, warmed up Crane cam, lightened flywheel, etc.  Beastly, even with the stock displacement.  It could take a Vette at a stoplight for a couple of hundred feet before getting stomped.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 15, 2013 08:48 PM (/gHaE)

434 BTW, just remember that many of us who are fans of the Bruins are actually from New England states other than Massachusetts. Posted by: Slappy at June 16, 2013 12:44 AM (LTbLf) I'm a fan of hockey, no matter where it be played. Most if not all of the players are from some other country too. Like Canada.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 15, 2013 08:49 PM (tSYHH)

435 " What is the Tank in the shop? " Isn't that a song Timberlake did on SNL?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 08:49 PM (5QTeW)

436 I'm a fan of hockey, no matter where it be played. Most if not all of the players are from some other country too. Like Canada.>>

Or Minnesota.

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 08:52 PM (qo244)

437 I had a 65 SplitWindow Deluxe through college.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2013 08:54 PM (fS4oo)

438 God help me, husband is watching T.J. Hooker.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 08:56 PM (aH+zP)

439 Peanut (kitty) is telling me it's time for bed, so good night. Thanks for the company.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 15, 2013 08:59 PM (1JJGO)

440 Hey, cthulhu - if you're still lurking, thankz again for last nights advice. Obviously haven't been in touch with the city yet, but saw the douche neighbor outside today and gave him the major stinkeye.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 09:00 PM (5QTeW)

441 Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2013 09:00 PM (jGsIV)

442 I had a 1970 Buick GS 350 that looked like crap and blew blue smoke that beat brand new 1980 Corvettes racing.

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:00 PM (qo244)

443 *stumbles in* Hooooorde

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)

444 >> Actually if you bore out a VW Bug to 1800cc's and strip it down a little they will do 12 second 1/4 mile......
 
Hey, I've got a question for teh Horde -- I had a 64 Bug with a stock 1200 cc engine in it; does anyone know what the top speed for that car is? I seem to remember it not doing over 60, but my dad claims it would do 65.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2013 09:02 PM (cHZB7)

445 Blue smoke or not, you had me at "1970 Buick GS"

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 09:04 PM (5QTeW)

446 444 Dad was probably going downhill.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 09:06 PM (5QTeW)

447 Day 1 of my journey from California to Pennsylvania. Visiting an old friend in Pine Cove CA. The men are drunk on red wine on the deck and I have peace and quiet.

Posted by: mpfs, I Will Not Comply at June 15, 2013 09:07 PM (dQtps)

448 Norway becomes first NATO country to draft women into military

http://tinyurl.com/monf8co

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2013 09:07 PM (zdlKj)

449 Hodor! Where ya been, BC?

Posted by: kalneva at June 15, 2013 09:08 PM (XyrkB)

450 Pine Cove?

Are you going to have breakfast at HP's cafe? Watch out for crazy ladies with swords.

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 09:09 PM (kcfmt)

451 Annv date night! 10 years and counting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:09 PM (GEICT)

452 Hooooorde *** You're up late

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 09:10 PM (DPdf7)

453 Blue smoke or not, you had me at "1970 Buick GS">>

Dan I should have kept it.

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:10 PM (qo244)

454 453 Dan Should be Dam.

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:11 PM (qo244)

455 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2013 01:02 AM (cHZB7) Seems to me no matter where I was or how fast I was going somebody in a VW would pass me.

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 09:11 PM (20Mmk)

456 Godamn, my husband is the best. He can back a boat in the garage with no help, for which I am grateful. Bet TFG can't back up a boat trailer. Or anything.

Posted by: kalneva at June 15, 2013 09:11 PM (XyrkB)

457 452 Hooooorde *** You're up late Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 16, 2013 01:10 AM (DPdf7) Dinner and a movie for the Annv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)

458 447 Day 1 of my journey from California to Pennsylvania. Visiting an old friend in Pine Cove CA. The men are drunk on red wine on the deck and I have peace and quiet.

Posted by: mpfs, I Will Not Comply at June 16, 2013 01:07 AM (dQtps)



Ummmm.....I hate to be the one to break this to you, but it looks like you're traveling at approximately the rate of an 1858 stagecoach, and you're not going to hit Pennsylvania until nearly August.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 09:13 PM (T1005)

459 428 #420

What? Did Kal-El come out as a heterosexual?

Posted by: epobirs at June 16, 2013 12:44 AM (kcfmt)

 

Oh yes and probably much much worse in Singer's eyes.

Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2013 09:14 PM (LI48c)

460 Heh, from the sidebar, apparently the "stolen" dem laptops are worth their weight in gold. Mac book - 75k

Posted by: That Guy at June 15, 2013 09:14 PM (EMye6)

461 Happy Anniversary! Where did you dine?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 09:14 PM (DPdf7)

462 450 I usually go to the Red Kettle.

Posted by: mpfs, I Will Not Comply at June 15, 2013 09:15 PM (dQtps)

463 As i posted earlier, have my 66 riviera GS in the garage. Maybe the sexiest car GM ever built.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 09:15 PM (5QTeW)

464 Bet TFG can't back up a boat trailer. Or anything. Posted by: kalneva at June 16, 2013 01:11 AM (XyrkB) --- He can back that thang up.

Posted by: Reggie at June 15, 2013 09:16 PM (EMye6)

465 461 Happy Anniversary! Where did you dine? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 16, 2013 01:14 AM (DPdf7) Melting Pot. Love that place but $$$. So we go there once a year for Annv dinner.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:16 PM (GEICT)

466 Congrats, to you and the beautiful wife, BC. I am sure she is proud of you.

Posted by: kalneva at June 15, 2013 09:16 PM (XyrkB)

467 but my dad claims it would do 65

A healthy 1200cc could push a Beetle body to 70mph...just.

I ran a healthy stock 1200 (12v converted) in a 72' Super Beetle for several years in the 1980's.

It would get an honest 40mpg at 55mph.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 15, 2013 09:17 PM (/gHaE)

468 Annv date night! 10 years and counting.>>

I get that tantric sex take a lot of time but should you really be posting?

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:17 PM (qo244)

469 >> Seems to me no matter where I was or how fast I was going somebody in a VW would pass me.
 
Bign, were you jogging? Or maybe on roller skates?
 
Cuz there were times when I got passed by DEER. Or so it seemed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2013 09:18 PM (cHZB7)

470 http://www.librarything.com/series/Pine+Cove

Posted by: epobirs at June 15, 2013 09:20 PM (kcfmt)

471 468 Annv date night! 10 years and counting.>> I get that tantric sex take a lot of time but should you really be posting? Posted by: McGregor at June 16, 2013 01:17 AM (qo244) Lol. *sigh* No sex tonight. Barely managed last night. (I've been sick and now the wife has it.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT)

472 >> A healthy 1200cc could push a Beetle body to 70mph...just.
 
Thanks for the info, Purp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2013 09:21 PM (cHZB7)

473

66 FairlaneGT 390 4 spd and a 69 Torino 428cj 4spd.

Drive em hard. And if you're lucky, walk away with maybe 50 bucks. Like Women.

Posted by: Ratts Alley at June 15, 2013 09:21 PM (7yx0r)

474 Happy anniversary, BC. Congrats on the milestone.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2013 09:21 PM (5QTeW)

475 No sex tonight. Barely managed last night. (I've been sick and now the wife has it.)>>

The Years of a good marriage are way better than the sex anyways. (one of those smileyface things others can do)

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:24 PM (qo244)

476 Happy Anniversary, BC. I just told hubby yesterday that I didn't want to go to the Melting Pot for our anniversary. I always leave feeling like a bloated tick.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 09:25 PM (aH+zP)

477 The Years of a good marriage are way better than the sex anyways. (one of those smileyface things others can do) I dunno, sex with my is pretty damn good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)

478

I have a major girl crush on Judge Jeanine! Why is she relegated to weekends?

Posted by: kalneva at June 15, 2013 09:26 PM (XyrkB)

479 Melting Pot. Love that place but $$$. So we go there once a year for Annv dinner. *** Great choice. You can always drop in for coffee and dessert too and not have to wait so long between visits.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 09:27 PM (DPdf7)

480 476 Happy Anniversary, BC. I just told hubby yesterday that I didn't want to go to the Melting Pot for our anniversary. I always leave feeling like a bloated tick. Posted by: Gingy at June 16, 2013 01:25 AM (aH+zP) No joke. My wife actually brought a sundress to change into for the movies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:27 PM (GEICT)

481 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2013 01:18 AM (cHZB7) Usually on the interstate....seriously. You could tell that it had to be nearly maxed out....but into the passing lane and onward!

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 09:28 PM (20Mmk)

482 I have a major girl crush on Judge Jeanine! Why is she relegated to weekends? *** She puts out a great show

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2013 09:29 PM (DPdf7)

483 Great choice. You can always drop in for coffee and dessert too and not have to wait so long between visits. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 16, 2013 01:27 AM (DPdf7) Yeah, it's kind of a tradition now. We've been to the Melting Pot on our Annv 7 of 10 years and 6 straight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 15, 2013 09:29 PM (GEICT)

484 Heather Locklear shaking her ass on TJ Hooker really hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 09:30 PM (aH+zP)

485 Heather Locklear shaking her ass on TJ Hooker really hasn't aged well.>>

Is TJ Hooker still being filmed today?

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:32 PM (qo244)

486 I dunno, sex with my is pretty damn good. Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 16, 2013 01:26 AM (GEICT) Yeah, it sure is! (Sorry, dude, that was a hanging curve ball right over the plate.)

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 09:33 PM (AO9UG)

487 486 I dunno, sex with my is pretty damn good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 16, 2013 01:26 AM (GEICT)

Yeah, it sure is!

(Sorry, dude, that was a hanging curve ball right over the plate.)

Posted by: eman at June 16, 2013 01:33 AM (AO9UG)

 

Except there's a chance he meant to say "me" which makes the joke on you.

Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2013 09:34 PM (LI48c)

488 No. The Shat's toupee wouldn't renegotiate.

Posted by: Gingy at June 15, 2013 09:34 PM (aH+zP)

489 Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 01:34 AM (LI48c) So quick to judge! A Moron hides behind what is actually on the monitor.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 09:35 PM (AO9UG)

490 Professional Privilege Checker A “Gender Studies” degree is, at best, a joke. The same goes for any degree with the word “study” in the title. Even “teh interwebz” get that! http://politicalhat.com/?p=2379

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2013 09:41 PM (Vk2pI)

491 Being a 50+ single guy that is likely never to have sex again. I wonder if the govt  can protect me from having to hear about how good the young guys are getting it.

/sarc

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:42 PM (qo244)

492 A degree in Physics will be renamed a degree in Vector Studies.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2013 09:43 PM (AO9UG)

493 McGregor, just come party with us!

Posted by: Retirement Home Widows at June 15, 2013 09:49 PM (ktPHV)

494 "I've made a huge mistake" - GOB Bluth

- BChasm.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 15, 2013 09:55 PM (xjpRj)

495 McGregor, just come party with us! Posted by: Retirement Home Widows>>

One of the big reasons to pick a wife well is so you get to have sex with a 20 year old the rest of your life. It's hard to get all wound up about 60 year old chicks you just met.

Posted by: McGregor at June 15, 2013 09:58 PM (qo244)

496 McGregor! That explains everything! I have been waiting (dreading) hubby getting sick of my old ass, but he maybe sees me like at first? I hope that's the case. His interest hasn't "softened", thank god!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 10:02 PM (XyrkB)

497 Wow, has everyone checked out already? Such is my life.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 10:05 PM (XyrkB)

498 434

I'm a fan of hockey, no matter where it be played. Most if not all of the players are from some other country too. Like Canada.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 16, 2013 12:49 AM (tSYHH)


It's easy nowadays to forget that a majority of the players are Canadians, isn't it? Ironically, the last NHL team from Canada to win the Stanley Cup was 20 years ago (Montreal in 1993). I think the lack of success of NHL teams from Canada in the past 20 years, as well as an influx of players from Europe, has actually contributed to sports fans decreasingly looking at hockey as a Canadian sport.

Posted by: Slappy at June 15, 2013 10:09 PM (LTbLf)

499 471

*sigh*

No sex tonight. Barely managed last night. (I've been sick and now the wife has it.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 16, 2013 01:21 AM (GEICT)


After 10 years, you actually still have sex with each other? Or do you mean you just having sex with yourself? I've been with my wife for 25 years. Ironically, as the years have gone by, she has increasingly told me to go have sex with myself on a regular basis.

Posted by: Slappy at June 15, 2013 10:13 PM (LTbLf)

500 484 Heather Locklear shaking her ass on TJ Hooker really hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Gingy at June 16, 2013 01:30 AM (aH+zP)


What does that mean? How does that ever get old? Would you rather watch co-star Adrian Zmed "shaking his ass" in ball huggers?

Posted by: Slappy at June 15, 2013 10:15 PM (LTbLf)

501 Jeez, Slappy! That's not good! What is her issue? Not to get personal, but you went there, first. Looks like we're by ourselves, anyway.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 10:15 PM (XyrkB)

502 499 471

*sigh*

No sex tonight. Barely managed last night. (I've been sick and now the wife has it.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 16, 2013 01:21 AM (GEICT)

After 10 years, you actually still have sex with each other? Or do you mean you just having sex with yourself? I've been with my wife for 25 years. Ironically, as the years have gone by, she has increasingly told me to go have sex with myself on a regular basis.

Posted by: Slappy at June 16, 2013 02:13 AM (LTbLf)



You're just lucky she doesn't say, "intercourse the penguin!"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 10:15 PM (T1005)

503 I have never, ever rejected sexual overtures from hubby. Even when sick. It's not that hard of a thing to do, and if you're sick, you can just lie there, somewhat passively, but still let him know that you love him. I know this is not politically correct.

Posted by: Kalneva is smug at June 15, 2013 10:21 PM (XyrkB)

504 503 I have never, ever rejected sexual overtures from hubby. Even when sick. It's not that hard of a thing to do, and if you're sick, you can just lie there, somewhat passively, but still let him know that you love him. I know this is not politically correct.

Posted by: Kalneva is smug at June 16, 2013 02:21 AM (XyrkB)



Whenever the "received wisdom" of political Progressives opines on things that humans have been doing otherwise for thousands of years, it's usually a signal that "politically correct" is entirely full of s***.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 10:24 PM (T1005)

505 504 503
I have never, ever rejected sexual overtures from hubby. Even when sick.
It's not that hard of a thing to do, and if you're sick, you can just
lie there, somewhat passively, but still let him know that you love him.
I know this is not politically correct.

Posted by: Kalneva is smug at June 16, 2013 02:21 AM (XyrkB)


You are unique.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 15, 2013 10:26 PM (xjpRj)

506 Cthulhu, true dat! Anything PC, I automatically reject as worthless, or, even worse than worthless, destructive..

Posted by: Kalneva is smug at June 15, 2013 10:28 PM (XyrkB)

507 Beckoning chasm, do you really think that I'm unique? I think there must be lots of conservative gals like me. But yeah, now that I typed that, it does sound far fetched. I am a very pragmatic person, and idealism has taken over, unfortunately. But I still don't get why, a woman bitches that her husband is looking at other women, or maybe even having an affair, and it's all his bad even though she's been rejecting him for years? Huh?

Posted by: Kalneva is smug at June 15, 2013 10:33 PM (XyrkB)

508 Fuck the sock.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 10:34 PM (XyrkB)

509 Anyone got experience w/international calling? GF is going to Russia next month and I don't know if I should buy a calling plan for my home phone, buy a calling card or buy/rent an Intl cell phone.....any ideas?

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 10:35 PM (20Mmk)

510 This is fun. CBS Evening news. ----------------------------------- JIM AXELROD: Liz, a man named Hassan Rowhani will be the next president of Iran. Is he in the mold of Ahmadinejad? ELIZABETH PALMER: Well he was seen as the most reform-minded of all the candidates who ran this time. That being said, they were all very conservative. In U.S. terms, it was as if all the candidates for the presidency came from the Tea Party.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 15, 2013 10:39 PM (5YUSx)

511 Has the NSA sceered everyone? I am up! I got to take a nap, and now the whole thing is wasted! I saved myself for nothing. *pouts*

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 10:39 PM (XyrkB)

512
Been to Moron AB MANY times.  It sucks Spanish monkey balls.

Posted by: thebronze at June 15, 2013 10:40 PM (SwoTJ)

513

509 Anyone got experience w/international calling? GF is going to Russia next month and I don't know if I should buy a calling plan for my home phone, buy a calling card or buy/rent an Intl cell phone.....any ideas?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2013 02:35 AM (20Mmk)

 

PC's with an internet connection, microphones and skype.

Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2013 10:41 PM (LI48c)

514 PC's with an internet connection, microphones and skype. Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 02:41 AM (LI48c) Don't know if they have internet....it's a summer house outside St. Petersburg....but I'll check.

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 10:44 PM (20Mmk)

515 I surrender. Night, lovelies.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 10:46 PM (XyrkB)

516 After 10 years, you actually still have sex with each other? Or do you mean you just having sex with yourself? I've been with my wife for 25 years. Ironically, as the years have gone by, she has increasingly told me to go have sex with myself on a regular basis.

Posted by: Slappy at June 16, 2013 02:13 AM (LTbLf)

Bill, is that you? I warned you not to marry my Ex way back then, yet you proceeded. LOLZ

Kalneva- you aren't alone, but definitely unique...

Sup ron's?

 

Posted by: BunkerInThe Burbs at June 15, 2013 10:46 PM (X3xYu)

517 Don't know if they have internet....it's a summer house outside St. Petersburg....but I'll check. Florida has internet all over, BignJames ... sheesh ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2013 10:46 PM (Jv4FA)

518 505 504
503

I have never, ever rejected sexual overtures from hubby. Even when sick.

It's not that hard of a thing to do, and if you're sick, you can just

lie there, somewhat passively, but still let him know that you love him.

I know this is not politically correct.



Posted by: Kalneva is smug at June 16, 2013 02:21 AM (XyrkB)


You are unique.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 16, 2013 02:26 AM (xjpRj)



Not unique -- and not even particularly rare....but as our culture of narcissism engulfs basic human relations, increasingly non-pc. Used to be that you could say "I want" in a relationship -- no matter the subject -- and you might work together toward a common goal. Nowadays, it's a big deal to not feign some altruistic claptrap, even within a relationship.



Case in point -- my BH told me that she wished our bed were taller before she left for NC on her last 3-week stint. Though it's kind of a pain to be taller (e.g. can't sit on it to put my shoes on as easily), I raised it by 5-1/2 inches while she was gone. She acted like it was embarrassing for her to ask for something completely natural within our relationship -- like I cared what height the bed was so long as she was in it.



If the BH were to say, "I want you to make love to me", I'd try and do my best under the circumstances ("right here, in the frozen entrees section?!?")....and I'm taking Kalneva as being in the same state of mind. It's not like every bump, pinch or tickle has to be responded to equally enthusiastically, 'cause some times are more serious than others -- but we're a couple.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 10:47 PM (T1005)

519

509 Anyone got experience w/international calling? GF is going to Russia next month and I don't know if I should buy a calling plan for my home phone, buy a calling card or buy/rent an Intl cell phone.....any ideas?
Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2013 02:35 AM (20Mmk) 

I haven't done this- but I've heard you should get an unlocked GSM phone from ebay or amazon, then buy an "in country" GSM card for it when she gets there... I may be wrong here, but google that, or check (the dork) Clark Howards website, it's likely where I heard this dribble...

Posted by: BunkerInThe Burbs at June 15, 2013 10:50 PM (X3xYu)

520 Posted by: Adriane ... at June 16, 2013 02:46 AM (Jv4FA) They're......frugal.

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 10:50 PM (20Mmk)

521 lol... the geography escapes me.

Posted by: BunkerInThe Burbs at June 15, 2013 10:54 PM (X3xYu)

522 Night all. Here is "Moons of Neptune" by The Machine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0BGyq8Utw

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2013 10:54 PM (Vk2pI)

523 Here's a song for the NSA drones working the late shift ...

Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYhZq1CaX8o

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2013 10:54 PM (/9IC1)

524 Anatomy of a (Paraphrased) Conversation: Me: So you have no problem with the government monitoring all of your private communications? Prog: I haven't done anything wrong and I have nothing to hide. M: Would you have a problem with a gov't agent sitting next to you on the sofa, listening to your calls and reading all of your emails? P: Obviously I wouldn't want an agent in my house. M: What if he just sat in a van across the street and listened to your calls and read your emails remotely? P: Well that would be an invasion of my privacy. M: Physically, how far away from you does the agent need to be before it's acceptable for him to monitor all of your electronic activity? P: Patriot act. Bush. Patriot Act. Bush. etc.

Posted by: What In The at June 15, 2013 10:55 PM (1FLBb)

525

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 02:55 AM (1FLBb)

 

I like the way you framed that, will use it with my lib MIL tomorrow... nice and logical.

Posted by: BunkerInThe Burbs at June 15, 2013 10:57 PM (X3xYu)

526 Well hell, so much for staying up all night...anyone still around?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2013 10:57 PM (yh0zB)

527 We didn't have any problems with internet in St. Petersburg when we were there a couple of years back. A couple of items of note, however -- (1) the US has incompatible cell phones from everywhere else in the world, due to government mandating US standards based on US cellphone company lobbying dollars. (2) Crossing a call to/from US is likely more expensive than crossing any border in Europe. (3) Calling plans depend on source -- if you have a calling plan that allows you to call St. Pete, it won't help if she's calling you.



We ended up buying a prepaid Nokia phone for local calls within Russia. I suspect Skype is probably the best way to sneak into the US without getting charged megabucks by US carriers.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 10:58 PM (T1005)

528 See post 511. Yeah, I'm still here because WTF else am I gonna do.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 11:00 PM (XyrkB)

529 Well, based on #503...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2013 11:04 PM (X3xYu)

530 Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 02:58 AM (T1005) I don't mind paying for a service, but I don't want to be gouged. She has a friend that communicates w/family in Khazakstan via Skype so that may be the way to go.

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2013 11:06 PM (20Mmk)

531 Watching that Garbage video reminded me of how fapworthy Shirley Manson was in the 90s

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2013 11:06 PM (/9IC1)

532 528 See post 511. Yeah, I'm still here because WTF else am I gonna do.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 16, 2013 03:00 AM (XyrkB)

529 Well, based on #503...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 16, 2013 03:04 AM (X3xYu)



I suspect that part of the problem in discussing this lies in the ambiguous term "sexual overtures". Guys, especially, put these out like beacons -- EVERYTHING is a sexual overture....but they neither need nor expect every one to lead to sex. Every time the BH and I pass in the hallway, I'll do something, just to be friendly. If she immediately responded by glomming onto me while shedding clothing, things could rapidly get awkward.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 11:08 PM (T1005)

533 Bunker, already done. I always think I'm getting sleepy, but then. Second wind. Naps, good or bad? Plus had a good workout today, which, when combined with nap, is too energizing.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 11:11 PM (XyrkB)

534

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 03:08 AM (T1005)

Not following how that would be awkward? I do the same thing all the time... do you have your in-laws living with you or something?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2013 11:12 PM (X3xYu)

535 I like the way you framed that, will use it with my lib MIL tomorrow... nice and logical. Posted by: BunkerInThe Burbs at June 16, 2013 02:57 AM (X3xYu) --- Thanks, it's my favorite technique. It works well with many issues. Stumbled into it back when Sicko came out. P: American hospitals rank XXth in the world, we suck, go Cuba. M: Name the top three countries you'd visit to have surgery on a brain tumor. P: ... M: Tell ya what, just name one. P: Goodnight.

Posted by: What In The at June 15, 2013 11:12 PM (1FLBb)

536 Oh and do post after you try it on your MIL, I eagerly anticipate.

Posted by: What In The at June 15, 2013 11:16 PM (1FLBb)

537 Maybe it's because I was so young, and naive, but I really liked Roger and Me. It didn't seem to be so mean. It was cynical, and I for sure wouldn't like it now, but there was some humor in it, I thought. Especially that rabbit lady.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 11:17 PM (XyrkB)

538

533 Bunker, already done. I always think I'm getting sleepy, but then. Second wind. Naps, good or bad? Plus had a good workout today, which, when combined with nap, is too energizing.

I definitely get that. I've been working from home the last two years, and (thankfully) get to define my own schedule... but it gets insane sometimes- work all night, sleep all day, the opposite, someplace in between, rinse repeat. Tend the garden, take a hike, check the blog, drink, work, you get it.

It's a luxury overall, but the sleep schedule is a weird bitch.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2013 11:20 PM (X3xYu)

539 Well, I think I really am ready for beddie, now. G'night, for reals. Mwah!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 15, 2013 11:26 PM (XyrkB)

540 Anyone got experience w/international calling? GF is going to Russia next month and I don't know if I should buy a calling plan for my home phone, buy a calling card or buy/rent an Intl cell phone.....any ideas?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2013 02:35 AM (20Mmk)


Another vote for Skype. And you can Skype to land lines or to mobiles, for a modest per-minute fee. So if your party in Russia has no Internet connection, but does have a Russian cellphone or landline, you can call that number using Skype. Call gets routed to a terminal in Russia, which then dials the recipient's phone. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2013 11:27 PM (fNpC1)

541 534
Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 03:08 AM (T1005)
Not following how that would be awkward? I do the same thing all the time... do you have your in-laws living with you or something?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 16, 2013 03:12 AM (X3xYu)



In a relationship, you have a level of constant intimacy. You're going to give a squeeze as you pass in a hallway, or share some "us time" on an elevator, or welcome someone home with a kiss -- and, sure, these things have a sexual backdrop, and could be regarded as a "sexual overture"....but they're not generally meant as "let's screw....here....now".



If Kalneva were taking each one of such things as a "sexual overture" that she had "never, ever rejected", then she'd be a rare bird indeed -- and probably a nymphomaniac as well according to DSM-5 standards. But if the standard is "you have but to ask, and I will give willingly" -- well, that's a slightly different reality and one far more common in relationships.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 11:27 PM (T1005)

542 536 Oh and do post after you try it on your MIL, I eagerly anticipate.

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 03:16 AM (1FLBb)

Will do.

(Not sure where my line-breaks are going tonight, but I'm not on my usual computer.)

I really enjoy working the libs these days- my 2 old friends who have been the staunchest libs I ever knew have gone into hibernation now, because they hate Bronco Bama suddenly. It's a wonderful thing. Interestingly, they went straight from "Bush Is Gone, We Win!" to... "I'll never vote another fucking time, LIB"

Of course these are older hippies, but they get the undercurrent... and I LOVE talking politics with them now. And, it gives me hope.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2013 11:29 PM (X3xYu)

543 M3 crossbow? How about one of the Scorpy-D models?
I thought Scorpy-D was a talking dog who helped teenagers solve mysteries???

Posted by: joey biden at June 15, 2013 11:33 PM (9+vDU)

544 Xn + Yn = Zn
Isn't that the Chinese president's name???
Man, I loves me some moo shu pork.

Posted by: joey biden at June 15, 2013 11:38 PM (9+vDU)

545

Yippiii KKyyy-AAaaayyy

 

and all other profanities implied...

To defend my Family 1st and foremost....Violent end and painful thus those that seek harm to my off-spring 1st and always 1st....

Posted by: Richard at June 15, 2013 11:38 PM (ioI+H)

546

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 03:27 AM (T1005)

Ok, I see where you were going with that now.

You are right, there are overtures, and then there are OVERTURES, and every relationship has a different definition of which is which, and when.

DSM-5? Haven't heard that claptrap since my divorce hearing

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2013 11:38 PM (X3xYu)

547 546
Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 03:27 AM (T1005)
Ok, I see where you were going with that now.
You are right, there are overtures, and then there are OVERTURES, and every relationship has a different definition of which is which, and when.
DSM-5? Haven't heard that claptrap since my divorce hearing

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 16, 2013 03:38 AM (X3xYu)



Yeah, it's funny -- I do some of my most voluminous writing after midnight.....but it would be quite a stretch to call it my "best".

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2013 11:42 PM (T1005)

548

That is the flame for this night.......

"Happy Father's Day!!!"

 

AAaannnnddd.......were out!

Posted by: Richard at June 15, 2013 11:49 PM (ioI+H)

549 Too many schmart peeples here, I have to use the Bing on a regular basis. DSM 5? Pretty soon everything is going to be a mental disorder anyway, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 16, 2013 12:23 AM (yh0zB)

550

GGE-

You are right about that!

And ... "DM5, 105- whatever it takes..."

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 16, 2013 12:45 AM (X3xYu)

551 510
This is fun. CBS Evening news.

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JIM AXELROD: Liz, a man named Hassan Rowhani will be the next president of Iran. Is he in the mold of Ahmadinejad?



ELIZABETH PALMER: Well he was seen as the most reform-minded of all the candidates who ran this time. That being said, they were all very conservative. In U.S. terms, it was as if all the candidates for the presidency came from the Tea Party.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur


Ah, of course it is darling. What a stupid, vile, troll whore.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 16, 2013 01:16 AM (8SsiG)

552 Good Morning,"Rons! Happy Fathers Day!

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2013 02:00 AM (MY8tT)

553 Woke up way too early. Mr. H bought a tower fan at the local Wal-Mart Emporium and the thing has my sinuses locked up tighter than Dick's hat band. Also, later this week, I will find out if my house appraised for the selling price and whether or not we are moving by the end of the month. This will turn out well, I'm sure. If it sells, that's good, we'll be one less mortgage. If it doesn't, we don't have to move in 10 days with no boxes packed as of yet. This is a second marriage, which was begun with each of us having a mortgage. We have been trying to sell at least one house for the past four years. But it's a lot on my plate.

Posted by: ALH at June 16, 2013 02:05 AM (MY8tT)

554 Makes me want to puke. When I think about what Dr. Afridi might be going through this fathers day. A few prayers for some of the good guys might be in order.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 16, 2013 02:07 AM (DBH1h)

555 AHL - hope the housing situation situates itself ASAP.

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 16, 2013 02:13 AM (Jv4FA)

556 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Good night, good people, Good night to all of you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 16, 2013 02:14 AM (Jv4FA)

557 Morning y'all. Happy father's day to the dads. I'm sure someone has already noted that first pic is Ace's son ... or daughter

Posted by: dogfish at June 16, 2013 02:31 AM (qP1Pf)

558 This may have been posted but, I am satisfied that the NSA, IRS, The Justice Department, Eric Holder, and Barky will cleared of any wrong doing.

"Only 47 of 100 senators attended briefing, leaving dozens of chairs in the secure meeting room empty as Clapper, Alexander and other senior officials told lawmakers about classified programs to monitor millions of telephone calls and broad swaths of Internet activity."

http://tinyurl.com/k94f8w8

Sure, it was the Father's Day weekend and a 3.5 to 4 day work is normal. But, it is nice to know your Representatives are doing a heck of job and looking out for your interests - when they are not vacationing. Your tax dollars at work!

Posted by: Barney F. at June 16, 2013 02:43 AM (m5Tr1)

559 Good morning,  all!

One would think our esteemed senators could take a different flight home,  or forgo a Father's Day barbecue,  given that many in the military don't get that luxury.

I would like a list of those who did not attend.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 16, 2013 02:55 AM (GoIUi)

560 I'm sure someone has already noted that first pic is Ace's son ... or daughter

I believe the technical term is "spawn"

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 02:57 AM (9GG/0)

561

“The bottom line is: I have no tolerance for this,” Obama said, according to an NBC News story submitted as evidence by defense attorneys in the sexual assault cases.

‘I expect consequences,” Obama added. “So I don’t just want more speeches or awareness programs or training, but ultimately folks look the other way. If we find out somebody’s engaging in this, they’ve got to be held accountable — prosecuted, stripped of their positions, court martialed, fired, dishonorably discharged. Period."

The above taken from the story about the jug earred f***'s reckless sexual assault case comments.  I love his selective outrage.  Too bad he doesn't apply these same words to his law breakers in the IRS.  What a f*** face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2013 03:00 AM (ovWeo)

562 ALH, good luck on the house front!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 03:01 AM (9GG/0)

563 Oh, wait! I have an idea ... North Korea, go F* yer' self! We are not interested in talking or speaking to you! We are now busy in Syria! You got to the party too late. One mis-direction at a time please. If our President needed more mis-direction, then maybe we would talk to you, but no! One wag at a time please...

Posted by: and irresolute at June 16, 2013 03:09 AM (DBH1h)

564 I really don't see any good reason to have morning! That big light up there is just awful!

Posted by: and irresolute at June 16, 2013 03:11 AM (DBH1h)

565 Too bad he doesn't apply these same words to his law breakers in the IRS. What a f*** face.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2013 07:00 AM


My first thought was similar to yours, but I think Choom Boy's comments apply most to himself.

Like all too many criminals, President Historic First© believes laws are for others, most specifically good citizens who pay for all of his excesses, over-reaches and missteps.

It never ceases to amaze me that behavior that would get anyone else thrown out of office almost immediately -- and serious jail time, too --  is excused (and praised) when Bark Obama does it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 16, 2013 03:16 AM (lNAFm)

566 Good Morning y'all.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 16, 2013 03:21 AM (MnSla)

567 Never Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecured.

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This guy has to be an engineer. Hate to think what a moron would send.

Posted by: sTevo at June 16, 2013 03:25 AM (KW96K)

568 I would like a list of those who did not attend. Posted by: Miss Marple at June 16, 2013 06:55 AM (GoIUi) It would be nice if those worthless PoSs actually did their jobs on those few days they actually work! I know my private sector "boss" would expect me to stay over for something as important as this! But they are better than us, so I just assume that they made the best decision for the country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2013 03:40 AM (Cnqmv)

569 Too many schmart peeples here, I have to use the Bing on a regular basis. DSM 5? Pretty soon everything is going to be a mental disorder anyway, right? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 16, 2013 04:23 AM (yh0zB) Comrade what you're doing is either illegal, or a clear indication that you are insane! In either case, we have a plan!

Posted by: J Stalin at June 16, 2013 03:42 AM (Cnqmv)

570 "DSM 5? Pretty soon everything is going to be a mental disorder anyway, right?" No, only the ideas we don't like.

Posted by: Very Progressive Mental Health Borg at June 16, 2013 04:00 AM (JQuNB)

571 The article -- surprise !! -- misstates Beal's Conjecture. The article states that any solution to the equation A(x) + B(Y) = C(z), where x, y and z are exponents comprising whole positive integers > 2 will be found only where A, B and C have a common integer factor. In fact, A, B and C must be whole integers > 1 and solutions will only be found only where A, B and C are co-prime. Consider, for example, 3(3) 6(3) = 3(5), where (3), (3) and (5) are exponents (sorry the formatting thing and all). I think it's interesting that for all these years we've focused on the special case of Fermat which has no solutions, whereas in the general case we focus on instances where solutions can be found.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 16, 2013 07:09 AM (bS6uW)

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