November 15, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (15 Nov 2013)
— CDR M

You know, when more people have signed a petition to build the Death Star than your precious healthcare boondongle, you might want to just stop what you're doing.

The petition, which received 34,435 signatures, demolished health care in signups, which was starkly lower at a mere 26,794. ThatÂ’s a difference of 7,641.

In response to the Death Star petition, the White House actually took the time to write out a lengthy response entitled “This Isn’t the Petition You’re Looking For.” The 500-word response included such ironic statements as, “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw…?” Take out “Death Star” and insert “health care law,” and you have something the President should have been asking himself several years ago. Except that his health care law has more than just “a” fundamental flaw.

Image h/t Haunted House?

Ever wonder if someone died in the house you live/lived in? Well, someone has started up a website (for a fee) to let you know if someone has. Even with new construction, there could've been a death in the house. A house a few houses down from me was new construction and no one had lived in it but I soon found out that the builder of the house, being so distraught over the real estate implosion, hung himself in the house. I don't know if the people that did buy it ever found out.

Crazy Landings


h/t rd brewer


h/t

Guess The Movies

Emoji edition.

Paying Full Price

5 things you should never pay full price for. My Dad taught me that everything is negotiable and never pay full price for anything.

Leonid Shower

Peak Leonid shower this weekend. Viewing possibilities don't look so good for a lot of the country though.

Ice Building and Fire Codes

Seems a bit silly. Sweden's Ice Hotel told to get fire alarms.

What would you do?

Alright morons. The love of your life makes you take a lie detector test every time you go out to check that you have been faithful. And screens your email. Your phone. Everything. Is that cool? Yes? No? I denounce myself but I sure as hell wouldn't do it for this lady. For Kate Upton? In a heartbeat.

Somewhat related. tmi3rd sends in this very disturbing link of the 38 most unexplainable images on the web. Is that Helen Thomas in the first pic?

Dog Video

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Posted by: CDR M at 06:24 PM | Comments (481)
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1 reality always does bite you in the ass, sooner or later

Posted by: stuff Sun Tzu said but didn't write down at November 15, 2013 06:24 PM (omBWL)

2 BHO as Myley Cyrus ... ... an exercise in the Avant Garde ...

Posted by: Arbalest at November 15, 2013 06:25 PM (FlRtG)

3 OK, that cartoon is really gross. "That which has been seen cannot be unseen."

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2013 06:26 PM (sdi6R)

4 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 06:26 PM (T1005)

5 7th!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2013 06:27 PM (oJ5Fd)

6 That cartoon isn't the worst thing I've seen on here, but I'm going to rate it in the top five. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2013 06:27 PM (k55Fc)

7 *My Dad taught me that everything is negotiable and never pay full price for anything.' Wise men say 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"!

Posted by: Michelangelo at November 15, 2013 06:28 PM (ZyqBH)

8 I linked this the other night. I think it's funny as hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiBt44rrslw

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2013 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

9 Thanks CDR M. I fine ONT, as always.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

10 Okay, that mountain landing...it looks like he had really nice winds over that crest, I've had enough taildragger time to nail the occasional sub-300ft landing roll but you've got to know what you're setting down on...

Posted by: JEM at November 15, 2013 06:31 PM (o+SC1)

11

I didn't bother to read the content because I'm in a hurry to sober up so I can get drunk tomorrow starting around 10 ( big HUGE football game) but I did catch the little mutt spinning his chair and it cracked me up.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 15, 2013 06:31 PM (V0Ayj)

12 Hmmm, that bottom image rivals the puppies toppling around the corner as best visual representation of the Horde.


Posted by: alexthechick - Is it March yet? How about now? at November 15, 2013 06:31 PM (Gk3SS)

13 Hmmm, that bottom image rivals the puppies toppling around the corner as best visual representation of the Horde. Posted by: alexthechick ------------------------------------------- AND made me laugh. Which these days, is most important of all.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 06:33 PM (4Mv1T)

14 That lie detector babe is smokin! I'd shit on her face.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at November 15, 2013 06:34 PM (27/ot)

15 For Kate Upton? In a heartbeat. You know what I wouldn't do if I were you? Leave the house.

Posted by: Your Neighbor at November 15, 2013 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

16 Need some cubes to tame this cheap swill. BRB

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

17 Good evening you evening people..

I will now leave y'all to your nightly yammerings.. g'nite!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 15, 2013 06:36 PM (b/lt+)

18 Haven't seen the Martin Bashit clip yet... should I look, or am I just gonna blow a major artery?

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:36 PM (Vvg+J)

19 "The only thing that could put my mind at rest was banning him from watching any programmes that have women in them." Um, so what can this poor guy watch then?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 15, 2013 06:36 PM (ZyqBH)

20 Martin Bashir is a fucking shit stain. He is filth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at November 15, 2013 06:38 PM (6rcHp)

21 >>> Haven't seen the Martin Bashit clip yet... should I look, or am I just gonna blow a major artery? Trust me on this: I'm a complete asshole.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at November 15, 2013 06:38 PM (27/ot)

22 Math is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2013 06:38 PM (dwtaK)

23 18 Haven't seen the Martin Bashit clip yet... should I look, or am I just gonna blow a major artery?

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 10:36 PM (Vvg+J)

 

..............

 

At this point what difference does it make? ( You don't have insurance anyway most likely!)

Posted by: Shillary at November 15, 2013 06:38 PM (V0Ayj)

24 Heh, just caught my typo on Bashir's name. Can you have a Freudian slip of the index finger?

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:38 PM (Vvg+J)

25 Re: lie detector couple. Everything's a disorder these days. And she needs a better foundation garment.

Posted by: Vendette at November 15, 2013 06:39 PM (GAUeg)

26 Martinette Batshit. Works for me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at November 15, 2013 06:39 PM (6rcHp)

27 Um, so what can this poor guy watch then? Ghey pr0n?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2013 06:40 PM (UAMVq)

28 Oh, I'm still covered under my "substandard" plan for another month and a half, but I'm not sure I'd make it to the hospital... last time I watched Martin Bashir the doctor said I came minutes away from bleeding out.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:40 PM (Vvg+J)

29 So my wife just asked me why I am such a good mood while I passed through the den on the way to the kitchen. It must mean I'm borderline shart-faced. And the Dems are scattering like roaches. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

30 Bashir, like Lawrence ODonnell, is the type who has a deep dark secret. He does vile things in private and his guilty conscience copes by adopting a false sanctimony. Bashir will be someday be caught...maybe with pedo images on his computer, maybe with a male prostitute.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 15, 2013 06:41 PM (mvUqZ)

31 And the Dems are scattering like roaches. Now all we need is a giant can of Raid.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2013 06:41 PM (UAMVq)

32 Dang tequila packs a wallop. Zapopan. I better stick to the dark spirits.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 15, 2013 06:42 PM (l3vZN)

33 #25

She needs about 70% less foundation.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 15, 2013 06:43 PM (kcfmt)

34 And the Dems are scattering like roaches. Roaches don't scatter, they re-infest.

Posted by: Your Neighbor at November 15, 2013 06:43 PM (FcR7P)

35 Bup-bup-bup-bup!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 15, 2013 06:44 PM (celt+)

36 I would personally prefer that Bashir be found with an axe buried deeply in his skull. These people really make me very, very tired. They are like roaches, and for everyone you stomp, there are hundreds more hiding in the dark.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 15, 2013 06:44 PM (v6hyJ)

37 I better stick to the dark spirits. Posted by: Jinx the Cat ---------------------------- You rang?

Posted by: Beelzebub at November 15, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

38 Well probably but as with Richard Queen, of CNN, that  is no bar to future employment, then again he works at CNN.


Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 15, 2013 06:44 PM (Jsiw/)

39 You dialed me up?

Posted by: Nyarthelop at November 15, 2013 06:45 PM (Jsiw/)

40 If I had the means, I'd hire the best P.I.'s to find the dirt on all these dirtbags like Bashir, Mike Malloy, ..

Posted by: soothsayer at November 15, 2013 06:45 PM (mvUqZ)

41 off, sulphuric sock.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 06:46 PM (4Mv1T)

42 So this is 40. Hi 'rons. I did get to see my bro, sis in law + parents so there is that

Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 06:46 PM (ls/OZ)

43 Soothsayer -

Shit, didn't it just come out that Gore Vidal was "into" little boys down in Bangkok? I think we can just go ahead and assume that almost everyone in news or politics has some disgusting fetish or some sexual skeleton in the closet.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:46 PM (Vvg+J)

44 Do not view the 38 images. You have been warned.

Posted by: the mind ... it boggles at November 15, 2013 06:47 PM (QupBk)

45 Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 10:46 PM (ls/OZ) Happy birthday!

Posted by: Vendette at November 15, 2013 06:47 PM (GAUeg)

46 somehow I knew it would all come back to twerking

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 15, 2013 06:47 PM (XvrTA)

47 No cracks about Teh ObamaCare!!ty. It will be the bestest and cheapest health care ever!!!!! Never doubt a PHd with a beard and tweed sport coat.

Posted by: Krugtron Teh Imbecilic at November 15, 2013 06:47 PM (FlRtG)

48 I call bullshit on that mountaintop landing. No way that's a Super Cub. That pilot would require at least a C-130 Hercules to carry his giant brass balls.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 15, 2013 06:47 PM (celt+)

49 >>> Bashir, like Lawrence ODonnell, is the type who has a deep dark secret. He does vile things in private and his guilty conscience copes by adopting a false sanctimony I am not ashamed of my thrice daily enemas.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at November 15, 2013 06:48 PM (27/ot)

50 g'evevin', 'rons

Posted by: AltomJackson is now on Twitter!!! at November 15, 2013 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

51

I can actually explain #25 of the unexplainable images on the internet link: A guy who trolls/counter-scams Nigerian scammers got one of his would-be scammers to send him that picture in hope getting money. At least I think that is where the picture came from.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 15, 2013 06:48 PM (fHwkH)

52 And yeah, I used the same joke in the video's comments section. I am a man of many names...

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 15, 2013 06:48 PM (celt+)

53 36 I would personally prefer that Bashir be found with an axe buried deeply in his skull. Meh, one of these days they will find the little fucker curled up in a corner, his pants soiled with shit, a thumb in his mouth, spittle dribbling down the side of his mouth, yammering "Obama my LordÂ….whyÂ….whyÂ….why"

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 15, 2013 06:48 PM (RLdcX)

54 Mr Wolf, its been my experience that the more the Holier-Than-Thou attitude, the darker the heart is.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 15, 2013 06:49 PM (mvUqZ)

55 Let the Dems try to scurry.

This debacle can be tied around each and every one of their necks.

We said for years and years this would be a disaster, we shut down the government to try and stop it, now that it is causing devastation across the land, we need to use this as an anvil and crush our democrat opponents!


What the fuck am I saying, the GOP will probably lose seats in the House and Senate with the way they operate.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2013 06:49 PM (dwtaK)

56 what was comment #115? Was it the worst thing in the world?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 15, 2013 06:49 PM (XvrTA)

57 Didn't Bashir follow Michael Jackson around like a lapdog for like, an entire year?? That can't be good for you.

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at November 15, 2013 06:50 PM (Bl4dy)

58 Somebody please tell me lie detector woman is not pregnant. Please, please tell me she's just chunky. Please, by the name of all I hold sacred let that couple be barren.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2013 06:50 PM (BLAfs)

59 Terrible year for the Leonids: full moon weekend. It's the ultimate bane to an astronomy enthusiast. And avoid houses where people died. Because ghosts are assholes and they'll watch you fap.

Posted by: CAC at November 15, 2013 06:51 PM (kJ7JN)

60 In reference to the 38 unexplainable images: Mankind is horrible. Done.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 15, 2013 06:52 PM (eaIpn)

61 what was comment #115? Was it the worst thing in the world? Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 15, 2013 10:49 PM (XvrTA) It was in the Baldwin thread. It was a rambling message but the intent was clear. It needed to go.

Posted by: Vendette at November 15, 2013 06:52 PM (GAUeg)

62 Soothsayer -

Yep. When they get all "thou dost protest too much" it usually means a live boy or a dead girl somewhere...

With Bashir, tho, I imagine his skeletons are still alive and chained to a wall in his basement.


Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:52 PM (Vvg+J)

63 "they'll watch you fap." Worst horror movie title ever... Or the best.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at November 15, 2013 06:52 PM (6rcHp)

64 PS. That even explains the oompa loompa in that one picture.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 15, 2013 06:52 PM (eaIpn)

65 Because ghosts are assholes and they'll watch you fap.

We do have standards.  Not one of us has ever been to Martin Bashir's house.

Posted by: Ghosts Watchin' You Fap at November 15, 2013 06:53 PM (k55Fc)

66 I have a friend who found out about her husband's affair by going through his phone just one time. "No, honey, I didn't sleep with her. I know the message says "I checked into the hotel...waiting with wine " and "I can't wait to jump on you" but...uh those were messages she accidentally sent to me instead of her boyfriend." *eyeroll*

Posted by: Lauren at November 15, 2013 06:53 PM (hFL/3)

67 So that musical revue Obama is in, wouldn't be the same as the one by Sylvester the Fox in "Meet the Feebles"... would it? "You might think it odd of me, call down the wrath of God on me but if you TRIED it then you might agree..."

Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 06:53 PM (kgqOg)

68 BHO as Myley Cyrus ... ... an exercise in the Avant Garde ... Posted by: Arbalest at November 15, 2013 10:25 PM (FlRtG) FUCKING GRODY !!!!

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 06:53 PM (c14Mz)

69 I think I also got high with that troll, or maybe ity was his cousin

Posted by: the mind ... it boggles at November 15, 2013 06:54 PM (QupBk)

70 Because ghosts are assholes and they'll watch you fap. that's the only way I can get aroused, thinking about those ghosts watching me...

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 15, 2013 06:54 PM (XvrTA)

71 WolfinNC, I'm in the same situation. It's truly awful. I'm sorry that you're going through it too.

Posted by: Lauren at November 15, 2013 06:54 PM (hFL/3)

72 I'm glad they saved the saquatch family for last

Posted by: the mind ... it boggles at November 15, 2013 06:55 PM (QupBk)

73 I call bullshit on that mountaintop landing. No way that's a Super Cub. That pilot would require at least a C-130 Hercules to carry his giant brass balls. *** I thought I was going to hurl just watching it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2013 06:55 PM (DmNpO)

74 Arec Bardwin has no show. TFG has no brain.
 
I was gone all day, so I didn't have an opportunity to gloat sufficiently today. So pardon me while I sit over here in my little corner and chortle for hour on end.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2013 06:55 PM (cHZB7)

75 Spent my formative years in a house where at least two people died. And yes, it was haunted. Badly. Lights turned themselves off while I watched. Clocks lifted off their nails and sailed across rooms. There were footprints in freshly vacuumed carpets where nobody had walked. You'd walk into human sized cold pockets.

I generally don't believe in ghosts, but damn, what I lived through makes it hard to deny.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:55 PM (Vvg+J)

76 Oh and thanks Vendette

Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 06:55 PM (2O3jJ)

77 Tobacco Road...... The devil is in that bottle of tequila. Night all, I'm wasted away.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 15, 2013 06:55 PM (l3vZN)

78 I have a friend who found out about her husband's affair by going through his phone just one time. Oh, goody. A status change means they'll be upgrading their insurance.

Posted by: Insurance Commissioner Obama at November 15, 2013 06:56 PM (FcR7P)

79 Evening 'rons... so this idiot has to watch MSNBC all day to avoid the wrath of Jaba the Jealous? Scary life indeed...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 15, 2013 06:56 PM (X3xYu)

80 I went to Cabelas today to seek .22 ammo, since the truck gets thers on Thurs. nights. The locusts bought it all by the time I got there at 11:30am

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 06:56 PM (c14Mz)

81 It occurs to me that some of us have been taking the wrong tack with reference to O'care. Rather than referring to Obamacare as something like, oh, 'The Hindenberg of Healthcare programs', perhaps we ought to start referring to the Hindenberg as 'The Obamacare of Zeppleins'. When something goes really wrong, refer to it as an 'Obamacare'. "Man..., that was an Obamacare of a train wreck."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

82 Night TR.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

83 Mike -

Yeah, use "Obamacare" where "clusterfuck" is inappropriate.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 06:58 PM (Vvg+J)

84 Tobacco Road, Long time lurker, good luck with your son

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 06:59 PM (c14Mz)

85 People like me should be given more airtime so everyone can see what we are. 

Posted by: Martin Bashir, who agrees with Chris Matthews that that hurricane was just what the doctor ordered t at November 15, 2013 06:59 PM (OTob3)

86 Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 10:57 PM (aDwsi) That's an Obamacare of an idea, you raaaaacist ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 06:59 PM (jdRXP)

87 Every time I hear some bull shit artist talk about how Obamacare is an upgrade in your insurance, I can't help but thing of the pimp named Upgrayedd in Idiocracy. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2013 07:00 PM (k55Fc)

88 Anybody that support the repeal of the HealthCare law must hates blacks and other persons of color.

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at November 15, 2013 07:00 PM (EUKai)

89 And she needs a better foundation garment.

Posted by: Vendette at November 15, 2013 10:39 PM (GAUeg)


Foundation garment? Do cement overshoes count as foundation garments? We need Jimmy Hoffa to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2013 07:00 PM (60Q+L)

90 Placed in the wrong open thread; transported here:

Obama's permission for sale of previously approved plans cannot fly. Why? Because the plans have to be approved by the state regulators, and they cannot approve plans that are illegal even if the president will not prosecute. Why? Because the states will prosecute if an illegal plan is sold - they would have to unless all of the states waived and they will not do so. (See politics for this - and administrators not getting themselves caught in a legal bind.)


That is why his threat to veto the Upton bill cancels out his offer of non-prosecution. The Upton bill would make the non-ACA plans legal and thus could be sold once re-approved by the states. But if the plans remain illegal they cannot be made legal by the states to sell in the states. The ACA remains in effect, though not enforced, and thus the states cannot make legal what is still illegal.


See teh Medical Pot Law stuff for how all of that actually plays out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:00 PM (gmoEG)

91 Good evening, Horde. Party preparations today. We have too much floor. Little is really excited for his birthday party tomorrow. Lovely husband has another bout of Lyme's due to a tick I pulled off of him Wednesday night. Gross. At least we caught it right off this time and I don't want to kill him and shove his body out do the car in Iowa.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 15, 2013 07:01 PM (N/cFh)

92 So, of the Crusades, we could speak of the First, the Second, the Turd and the Obamacare

Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:01 PM (Q2Z/S)

93 We need Jimmy Hoffa to weigh in on this. I saw what you did there ...

Posted by: 3 Blind Carpenters ... at November 15, 2013 07:01 PM (jdRXP)

94 CAC- I was up at 0440 this morning. Out in the sub-freezing, pitch-black morning, in my bathrobe, looking for that damn comet. It was too over-cast. I do not where you live, but if I ever find out, I am going to burn your telescope down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

95 Napoleon's Obamacare into Russia was likewise suboptimal

Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:03 PM (Q2Z/S)

96 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 10:26 PM (T1005)



Late again, as usual.  Why can't you Elder-ly Gods ever show up on time?  Some put a playing card in the spokes of your wheelchair again?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:04 PM (gmoEG)

97 Mike -

I was gonna do the same thing tonight, looking for the comet. Thanks for dissuading me.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:04 PM (Vvg+J)

98 Afghanistan: Obamacare of Armies

Posted by: older toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:04 PM (Q2Z/S)

99 OK, I'm out apparently, Pixy doesn't like twitter links so, anyway: @SupSidePolitics if you're so inclined tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltomJackson is now on Twitter!!! at November 15, 2013 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

100 Wolf - Give it go. I just don't ever get an opportunity to razz CAC..., well , except for the Volvo thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

101 Older - That's the spirit!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:06 PM (aDwsi)

102 hey, you know what'd be nice to do for Ace? someone p-chop Bashir's and Piers Morgan's faces onto the London Boys pic

Posted by: soothsayer at November 15, 2013 07:06 PM (mvUqZ)

103 I've been letting my dogs out in the backyard without picking up behind them, and so of course I stepped in some obamacare while I was talking out the garbage.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:06 PM (Vvg+J)

104 Remember that time you woke up with that fat, ugly, stinky skank? Then you remember everybody saw you leave the bar with her? You laid there, trying to figure a way to get away without waking her up, and, "OMG, how will I face my friends?"

Posted by: Dem in a Red State at November 15, 2013 07:07 PM (rkewj)

105 Tobacco Road, Long time lurker, good luck with your son Posted by: 840 Chuck at --------------------------------- Thanks, Chuck. He's recovering from surgery physically, from ten days ago. Now if I can do something with that blob in his cranium. Hammer, that was Jinx checking out. Someone gave him keys to the cabinet with the mezcal.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:07 PM (4Mv1T)

106

My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.


Posted by: John McCain at November 15, 2013 07:08 PM (Pr6hk)

107 Mike -

Yeah, I might still. But I'm in a subdivision, and am a little afraid of being that guy outside in his bathrobe at night with binoculars in his hand, IYKWIM.

Martin Bashir probably knows what I mean.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:08 PM (Vvg+J)

108 someone p-chop Bashir's and Piers Morgan's faces onto the London Boys pic

Posted by: soothsayer at November 15, 2013 11:06 PM (mvUqZ)



Onto the pic of Mr. (I don't know he gets it up) Wood.  Somewhere, there is a hastily dug pit and a bag of lime calling her name...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:09 PM (gmoEG)

109 TR - what happened to your son? Is he OK?

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:09 PM (Vvg+J)

110 "John McCain" I want that posted on his tombstone.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:10 PM (Q2Z/S)

111 Hammer, that was Jinx checking out. Someone gave him keys to the cabinet with the mezcal. Posted by: Tobacco Road --------------- I am easily confused. Always keep that in mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

112 So I was checking out the Oblabocare round up at Hot Air and what did I find? That truly epic Van Damme commercial.  Holy Fuck that was awesome!

Posted by: madamemayhem at November 15, 2013 07:10 PM (S2RnE)

113

Obamacare should replace the top scale of big things...

 

An Obamacare level asteroid impact wiped out the dinosaurs.

 

An Obamacare size volcanic eruption obliterated krakatoa.

 

An Obamacare height tsunami destroyed minoan civilization.

 

etc...

Posted by: otho at November 15, 2013 07:11 PM (9gNQd)

114 Between Maet and CDR I'm lucky to ever get to the comments due to the abundance of content! Good job! As far as building the Death Star I'm all for it. I figure if we threaten to use it against our enemies even if it means we're going to kill ourselves in the process (because it will destroy the entire planet), they'll get the hint that we're not ckufing around.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2013 07:11 PM (oFCZn)

115 I put a little ballerina skirt on the monkey and I beat him into oblivion. The crowd seems to love this

Posted by: 'Jack Tors' Soetoro at November 15, 2013 07:13 PM (Pr6hk)

116 that's the only way I can get aroused, thinking about those ghosts watching me...

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 15, 2013 10:54 PM (XvrTA)


Go on...

Posted by: Ghost of Helen Thomas at November 15, 2013 07:13 PM (vgH+s)

117 TR - what happened to your son? Is he OK? Posted by: WolfinNC ------------------------------- Short answer is his chest pressed on his heart and the only surgeon on the east coast happens to be 8 miles away. He inserted to horizontal rods in his chest that stay for three years, like braces on your teeth. Tiny incisions, until you se the xrays. It is amazing, but a very painful recovery. Lots of narcotics necessary.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

118 >>>I want that posted on his tombstone. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 11:10 PM (Q2Z/S)<<< Nooo, my daddy is getting the 7ft Spongebob Tombstone, cuz I love my daddy as much as I love Spongebob!!!

Posted by: Mega McCain at November 15, 2013 07:14 PM (0HIPN)

119 Wolf - rofl. My BIL's mother took belly dancing lessons when she was in her late 60's. They had a recital, to which she drove herself, in her belly-dancing outfit. She wore an old overcoat, and as always, had her .38 Colt Agent in the pocket. She later recounted that if she had been stopped by the cops for any reason, it would have been pretty interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

120 I so wish we could correct our lousy grammar, typos, and spelling here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

121 TR - How are his spirits?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

122 Lol Mike. Just don't let her do that in NM...

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:15 PM (Q2Z/S)

123 The amusing overreaction to my highly literate and insightful comment only goes to prove that the ignorant Tea Party terrorists are far too simple to comprehend nuance. 

Posted by: Martin Bashir, passive aggressor extraordinaire at November 15, 2013 07:16 PM (OTob3)

124 TR -

Holy shit. Thank God for our substandard medical system, huh? How old is he?

Prayers (belated, but still) going up for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:16 PM (Vvg+J)

125 Mike -

OK, that's actually laugh out loud funny. Just imagine what the TSA would do with her!

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:18 PM (Vvg+J)

126 TR - How are his spirits? Posted by: Mike Hammer ------------------------------ Keep in mind everything is relative. After a year at school in Boston at $60K per, it's black as ever. He's a tattoo artist apprentice, with beautiful art, if there is such a thing, and guitar player and bass player. And I thought I was a bad-ass tooling around on my Harley back in the day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

127 88 Anybody that support the repeal of the HealthCare law must hates blacks and other persons of color.

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at November 15, 2013 11:00 PM (EUKai)



I'm beginning to think it's about the right time to propose a Constitutional Amendment that the Feds can have no part of health care. The DEA, CDC, Medicare, FDA, HHS, NIH, and all the rest should either be abolished outright, or split into two agencies with an advisory or licensing function and cut loose from the government.



As an example of how that might work, let's take the FDA's role in licensing new drugs -- and divide into FDA1 and FDA2. Then let drug manufacturers decide which they wanted to use (if any) -- I would guess that bidding for drug companies' business would make testing much more cost-efficient. Finally, would you prefer to take a generic statin approved by FDA1 or FDA2 if FDA1 had 3x as many recalls for tainted medications?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 07:19 PM (T1005)

128 Nooo, my daddy is getting the 7ft Spongebob Tombstone, cuz I love my daddy as much as I love Spongebob!!! Posted by: Mega McCain>>

Hey you promised a statue of me was going to be his tombstone.

Posted by: Mayor McCheese at November 15, 2013 07:19 PM (MVBSu)

129 Thank you Mother for the treat.  That really was a horrible nightmare.   She had a gun and she was chasing me as if I were a -- a caribou or some such.  It was dreadful. 

Posted by: Martin Bashir, later tonight in bed with his ice cream, teddy and teeny-tiny dick at November 15, 2013 07:19 PM (OTob3)

130 Where is everyone? Its been a while since I was around for an ONT... did something happen?

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:19 PM (Vvg+J)

131 Late again, as usual. Why can't you Elder-ly Gods ever show up on time? Some put a playing card in the spokes of your wheelchair again? Why waste energy activating the interdimensional portal when Obamacare has everyone throwing themselves into it????

Posted by: Theology Major ... at November 15, 2013 07:20 PM (jdRXP)

132 TR, as long as you avoid a barrel visit, it's all good.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:20 PM (Q2Z/S)

133 Prayers (belated, but still) going up for a speedy recovery. Posted by: WolfinNC Thanks Wolf. He's 21 going on 15. It was planned surgery, congenital.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

134 Whaddup bitches?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 07:21 PM (eQJwb)

135 96 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 10:26 PM (T1005)


Late again, as usual. Why can't you Elder-ly Gods ever show up on time? Some put a playing card in the spokes of your wheelchair again?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 11:04 PM (gmoEG)



Awwww....I'm already feeling old and creaky by virtue of doing a birthday road-trip last week.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 07:21 PM (T1005)

136 Tobacco Road.  You and your son are in my thoughts tonight.  Because I know the pain of caring for and supporting a very ill child (no matter the age).
Unbearable pain that must be borne.  My prayer, feeble as it is, for you and all your loved ones.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 07:22 PM (aUQgu)

137 Whaddup bitches? woof! woof!

Posted by: Lassie at November 15, 2013 07:22 PM (jdRXP)

138 -sup DC. What are we drinking tonight?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:22 PM (4Mv1T)

139 Obama’s “Re-ordering” of America: Creating Winners and Losers Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy recently defended the disastrous Obamacare role out and dismissed the millions of people losing their coverage and being forced to pay more for less. Murphy quipped that “ome people are gonna be upset with their experience in the new system… I just don’t think we should have an expectation that everyone is going to be happy,” and further that “there’s gonna be some folks who are gonna walk away from this change with a little bit less than they had before.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3928

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)

140 TR -

Well, that's good (planned, rather than emergency), but still sounds like a helluva scary thing.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:23 PM (Vvg+J)

141 Obama’s “Re-ordering” of America: Creating Winners and Losers Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy recently defended the disastrous Obamacare role out and dismissed the millions of people losing their coverage and being forced to pay more for less. Murphy quipped that “some people are gonna be upset with their experience in the new system… I just don’t think we should have an expectation that everyone is going to be happy,” and further that “there’s gonna be some folks who are gonna walk away from this change with a little bit less than they had before.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3928

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2013 07:23 PM (Vk2pI)

142 104 Remember that time you woke up with that fat, ugly, stinky skank Obamacare? Then you remember everybody saw you leave the bar with her? You laid there, trying to figure a way to get away without waking her up, and, "OMG, how will I face my friends?"

Posted by: Dem in a Red State at November 15, 2013 11:07 PM (rkewj)




FIFY

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 07:23 PM (T1005)

143 Ha, super cub..  top speed ~= cruising speed

interesting plane.  cars on the ground below move faster than you do

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 15, 2013 07:23 PM (Xlbr8)

144 Tobacco Road -- I'm damned sorry to hear he's having to go through this, but extremely glad to hear the good fortune of having a surgeon so near-at-hand.


Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 15, 2013 07:23 PM (m0h0I)

145 MSNB☭Â’s Touré Fails Civics MSNBCÂ’s Toure Fails Civics Posted on November 15, 2013 by The Political Hat MSNB☭Â’s Touré openly declared how sad it was the Democratic U. S. Senators who represent “dealing with the challenge of living” in conservatives states. Heaven forbid that Democratic Senators have to deal with those icky “Red State” conservatives! The truly sad part is that Touré blames this onÂ… “Gerrymandering.” As the saying goes, that isnÂ’t right; it isnÂ’t even wrong! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3992

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2013 07:24 PM (Vk2pI)

146 Been awhile since I ventured into the ONT. Hi, usuals and unusuals.

Posted by: LadyS at November 15, 2013 07:24 PM (xlhzQ)

147 Obamacare -- if you gnaw your arm off, you're covered!

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 15, 2013 07:24 PM (Xlbr8)

148 Thanks NCWoof- The worst is past with the surgery. To his mothers chagrine, he is out and about tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)

149 TR -

I take it y'all went to Duke or Rex? WakeMed doesn't seem to lead the nation in anything except in bad ER docs...

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:25 PM (Vvg+J)

150 Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2013 11:24 PM (Vk2pI) Tour is a Toole'.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 15, 2013 07:25 PM (ZyqBH)

151 Obamacare Ugly.

Posted by: Dem in a Red State at November 15, 2013 07:25 PM (rkewj)

152 the 38 most unexplainable images on the web


They're not unexplainable.  They all seem perfectly self-explanatory. 

You people are just judge-y. 

Except for the Japanese people in #22.  And #1 and #35 because what the actual fuck.

And #15 -- with the hot bikini babes and the anti-terrorist special ops guys -- is not so much "unexplainable" as "strangely intriguing."

Posted by: Phinn at November 15, 2013 07:26 PM (KOGmz)

153 >>>What are we drinking tonight? All the things. Lagunitas Little Sumptin Sumptin, some shitty white wine. Irish coffee. Sam Adams White Christmas, gin martini, now Jim Beam Cinnamon. Writing that, I think I may have a problem.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 07:26 PM (eQJwb)

154 Best wishes for your boy's recovery TR.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:26 PM (Q2Z/S)

155 Obamacare -- if you gnaw your arm off, you're covered! Posted by: Purp ------------- Now, see, when I was a younger man that might have swayed me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

156 WolfinNC- My wife works for Rex, but this surgeon practices through WakeMed, and I have to say, for all my concerns and reservations, we could not have been treated better by both the surgeon and the staff there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:27 PM (4Mv1T)

157 Funny thing is, she looked good at the time.

Posted by: Dem in a Red State at November 15, 2013 07:28 PM (rkewj)

158 All the things. Lagunitas Little Sumptin Sumptin, some shitty white wine. Irish coffee. Sam Adams White Christmas, gin martini, now Jim Beam Cinnamon.

Writing that, I think I may have a problem.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 11:26 PM (eQJwb)


Yeah, not enough choices.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 15, 2013 07:28 PM (FMbng)

159 106

My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.


Posted by: John McCain at November 15, 2013 11:08 PM (Pr6hk)



Yeah, I voted for him. I knew he was compromised and senile, but I had hopes he'd do a William Henry Harrison and leave us with President Palin.




Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (T1005)

160 You fucked up.  You trusted us.

Posted by: Barry 'Otter' Soetoro at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (Pr6hk)

161 Writing that, I think I may have a problem. I'll say. People who don't share are selfish ...

Posted by: Your Moral Superior ... at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (jdRXP)

162 Some very kind words offered tonight from many of you. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

163 Ack.  My post too personal, TR.  Very happy all is looking up for you.Can Four Roses work?  Or CC? Jim Beam? All I can offer right now.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (aUQgu)

164 >>>Yeah, not enough choices. Cougar bought me more scotch today. Balvenie Doublewood. I married well.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (eQJwb)

165 Funny thing is, she looked good at the time. Posted by: Dem --------------- Happens often to those drunk on entitlement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

166 Self-styled 'hardcore huntress' sparks outrage after posting picture of herself with male lion she shot dead on Twitter as thousands sign petition to ban her from South Africa link http://tinyurl.com/q9ymohy I think the world today is full of f+ckin P+ssies based on the above link the burning, when it comes will be painful to some

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 07:30 PM (c14Mz)

167 Why waste energy activating the interdimensional portal when Obamacare has everyone throwing themselves into it????

Posted by: Theology Major ... at November 15, 2013 11:20 PM (jdRXP)



Stop your yammering and hobble over here you senile old wretch.  These ObamaPhile idiots aren't jumping in fast enough and you need to help with the grabbing and the  throwing.



Just what you get when start depending on demon-gods from beyond the darkest stars - bunch of mouthy foreign layabouts with no real work-ethic....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:30 PM (gmoEG)

168 Happy Friday, LadyS ... pull up a chair ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 07:30 PM (jdRXP)

169 TR -

Yeah, I'm being harsh on WakeMed. It's just that their ER tried to kill my mom. Three times.

But their surgeons are top notch, and once you got admitted, the place was first class. After the ER docs almost killed her, they saved her life.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:32 PM (Vvg+J)

170 Some very kind words offered tonight from many of you. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 11:29 PM (4Mv1T)


Welcome, TR.  You know we're all pulling for your son (and your whole family)

Posted by: the moron horde,in between snarky comments about this n that at November 15, 2013 07:33 PM (OTob3)

171 Self-styled 'hardcore huntress' sparks outrage after posting picture of herself with male lion she shot dead on Twitter as thousands sign petition to ban her from South Africa Don't shoot things on Twitter. That's my takeaway ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 07:33 PM (jdRXP)

172 That cartoon needs Biden as the douchebag in the suit and sunglasses.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 15, 2013 07:33 PM (MQ0jT)

173 Among those unexplainable photos, there was only one that was Japanese. 90% of the weirdness comes from JapanÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 15, 2013 07:33 PM (Vk2pI)

174 BTW, number 18 of the 38 unexplainable images is essentially what I see in my mind when I think Obama supporter. Complete with antenna on head.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:34 PM (Vvg+J)

175 In these difficult times, I like to pause and think of all the Blue State cocksucking asshole Communist motherfuckers who are so wrapped up in their Obama idolatry that they must be having absolute fucking meltdowns this week

And I think about how they must be flocking to their psychotherapists in fucking droves, and begging to ramp their Xanax prescriptions to the absolute maximum legal limit. 

And then I smile a little smile and take a sip of my drink and drift off to sleep, a little happier. 

Posted by: Phinn at November 15, 2013 07:35 PM (KOGmz)

176 McCain's been kinda quiet for the past couple days. That's not like him. When 'Big Things' are going on he usually likes to get as much media face time as possible. Something's up.

Posted by: Somethings Fishy in Denmark at November 15, 2013 07:35 PM (rkewj)

177 Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 11:30 PM (gmoEG) pishtosh, my good man ... Go to Portal. Yell "Free Obamaphone". Make throwing motions. Get out of the way. Easy as explaining Transubstantiation to a NeoConfucian ...

Posted by: Theology Major ... at November 15, 2013 07:36 PM (jdRXP)

178 What is really fucked up about the Death Star petition and the numbers signing up for Obamacare is that more Americans think that building the Death Star is more attainable than the full implementation of Obamacare.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 15, 2013 07:37 PM (Jiol0)

179 Is it hentai or German Pr0n? We've translated two screenplays into English. Let's see if our panel can spot the difference

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:37 PM (Q2Z/S)

180 Answers to Guess the Movie-Emoji Edition in the comments section here: http://tinyurl.com/kt9oho9

Posted by: Elinor at November 15, 2013 07:38 PM (TCqhy)

181 It's all over but the tail spin

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 15, 2013 07:38 PM (LWu6U)

182 NCWoof- We're good. Slide a glass over of whatever is open.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)

183 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzocrN1zUE8 doug and slugs -- too bad

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 15, 2013 07:39 PM (LWu6U)

184 WolfinNC- No one could have been more surprised than me at the treatment we got.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)

185 s it hentai or German Pr0n German porn is furry or not furry?

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 07:40 PM (c14Mz)

186 Among those unexplainable photos, there was only one that was Japanese.

90% of the weirdness comes from JapanÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 15, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)



As Van Der Leun at American Digest asks:  "The Japanese: Nuked Too Much Or Not Enough?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:40 PM (gmoEG)

187 ... actually, if one has tentacles, it's Japanese and if has poo it's German. Should have considered that. (If it has both then it's from our own HHS)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 07:40 PM (Q2Z/S)

188 McCain's been kinda quiet for the past couple days. That's not like him. When 'Big Things' are going on he usually likes to get as much media face time as possible. Something's up.

Obama's probably summoned McCain to help with damage control, by calling him with the foot-activated floor buzzer that he had installed in the Oval Office for that very purpose. 

Posted by: Phinn at November 15, 2013 07:41 PM (KOGmz)

189 >>>but I had hopes he'd do a William Henry Harrison and leave us with President Palin. I don't know about pulling a Harrison for my VP, but I'm damn sure I am able to pull a Taft in the tub.

Posted by: Kripsy Kreme Christie at November 15, 2013 07:41 PM (g9hLU)

190 Easy as explaining Transubstantiation to a NeoConfucian ...

Posted by: Theology Major ... at November 15, 2013 11:36 PM (jdRXP)



Stop the chattin' and start the chuckin' - these imbeciles have a hard time following a 'Cat in the Hat' book, let alone an ObamaPhone that's more than three inches from their Cheezy-Puff stained fingers.  And put on that lumbar belt and grab a crowbar - you'll need it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:43 PM (gmoEG)

191 Just an aside.  My son rec'd first class treatment at WakeMed's ER/Trauma Triage. That was a decade ago.  For what it's worth.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 07:44 PM (aUQgu)

192 Living as I do in Desert Country ... #6 is a biker who fell off the trail and landed in the Jumping Chyolla (sp?) Getting the fishhook shaped spines out takes combs, tweezers, helpers, and painkillers ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 07:44 PM (jdRXP)

193 176 McCain's been kinda quiet for the past couple days. That's not like him. When 'Big Things' are going on he usually likes to get as much media face time as possible. Something's up. Posted by: Somethings Fishy in Denmark at November 15, 2013 11:35 PM (rkewj) He and Miss Lindsay are probably coming up with some grand compromise on immigration to take all the heat off of Obamacare.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 15, 2013 07:46 PM (Jiol0)

194 Getting the fishhook shaped spines out takes combs, tweezers, helpers, and painkillers ... Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 11:44 PM (jdRXP) That sounds about as much fun as using an ocelot for a hackey sack.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 15, 2013 07:46 PM (MQ0jT)

195 And put on that lumbar belt and grab a crowbar - you'll need it. sigh. Before enlightenment: carry water, chop firewood. After enlightenment: carry LIVs, throw into interdimensional portal ...

Posted by: Zen Theology Major ... at November 15, 2013 07:47 PM (jdRXP)

196 Ashley Judd's -

He and Miss Lindsay are up to something, but from the sounds in the cloakroom, I doubt it's a compromise.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:48 PM (Vvg+J)

197 Need some advice from the horde.  Funemployment starts in one week.  Buy health insurance now or not?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 15, 2013 07:48 PM (kxSZr)

198 180 Answers to Guess the Movie-Emoji Edition in the comments section here:

http://tinyurl.com/kt9oho9

Posted by: Elinor at November 15, 2013 11:38 PM (TCqhy)



I didn't even know what half of those movies were.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 07:48 PM (T1005)

199 190  Theology Major:  Ask them to explain the similar "weirdness" at the wedding feast at Cana--especially if they are Baptist.  Unpleasantness ensues.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 07:49 PM (aUQgu)

200 He and Miss Lindsay are probably coming up with some grand compromise on immigration to take all the heat off of Obamacare. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 15, 2013 11:46 PM (Jiol0) For the the love of God, Monserrate... DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!!

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at November 15, 2013 07:49 PM (jdRXP)

201 It's all over but the tail spin Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 15, 2013 11:38 PM (LWu6U) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tKHlukQTik

Posted by: The Flying Hat at November 15, 2013 07:49 PM (Vk2pI)

202 NCwoof -

Well, in 6 years we've had 2 dealings with WakeMed. Once was when I almost cut off my mom's thumb changing a lawnmower blade, and they wanted her to wait 6 hours to take out the stitches. The other was when they misdiagnosed her with adrenal cancer (doctor misspelled something on the chart) and missed the burst bowel. Nothing 4 hours of surgery couldn't fix...

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:51 PM (Vvg+J)

203 176 McCain's been kinda quiet 193 He and Miss Lindsay... grand compromise on immigration **** I fear you're right.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 15, 2013 07:51 PM (MhA4j)

204 ... actually, if one has tentacles, it's Japanese and if has poo it's German. Should have considered that. (If it has both then it's from our own HHS) Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 15, 2013 11:40 PM (Q2Z/S) And if it is something that your subconscious blocks your from consciously recognizing in order to save your sanityÂ… its Russian

Posted by: The Sub-Consious Hat at November 15, 2013 07:51 PM (Vk2pI)

205 Evening, all! My sister just sent this to me in an email with the subject line "Perhaps Your Worst Nightmare." http://www.viralnova.com/spider-fields/ She knows me so well. 'Scuse me while I go curl up in a fetal ball and have a good cry.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 15, 2013 07:51 PM (CA2NO)

206 Once was when I almost cut off my mom's thumb changing a lawnmower blade... ----------------- Okay...., that requires some explanation. Toe? Maybe, but finger?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:52 PM (aDwsi)

207 199 Tell them there was dancing too.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 15, 2013 07:53 PM (MhA4j)

208 MWR -

That kinda looks like the inside of my garage door.

In reality, a field full of spiders is terrifying. Except that there must be NO mosquitos anywhere nearby.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:53 PM (Vvg+J)

209 After enlightenment: carry LIVs, throw into interdimensional portal ...

Posted by: Zen Theology Major ... at November 15, 2013 11:47 PM (jdRXP)



Yeah, I hear you.  Emptying garbage cans in the park in July was more pleasant, but at least there is the satisfaction that with each one rolled in that's at least 1/30th of an actual soul, so to make the quota of sacrifices....



*sigh*  Anyone got a heavy equipment license?  I think we'll need the front-end loader.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:54 PM (gmoEG)

210 Wow, there arenÂ’t hundreds of comments here. IÂ’m surprised. I have been working from home on my old Windows 7 computer & it only crashed once. I can live with that. I havenÂ’t turned the Windows 8 POS since August.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 07:54 PM (z4WKX)

211 90% of the weirdness comes from JapanÂ… Posted by: 政治的な帽子 Germany, Russia, and Florida have shared the wealth with Japan since the end of the Soviet empire.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 15, 2013 07:54 PM (rSTkb)

212 Going Down, http://tinyurl.com/7f9bjfw

Posted by: Orianthi at November 15, 2013 07:54 PM (rkewj)

213 I just don't ever get an opportunity to razz CAC..., well , except for the Volvo thing. Dude, how could you forget the plaid shorts? Those are WORSE than the volvo!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 07:54 PM (5RFkl)

214 'Scuse me while I go curl up in a fetal ball and have a good cry.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at November 15, 2013 11:51 PM (CA2NO)



Filial love is so sweet to see....*sniff*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 07:55 PM (gmoEG)

215 I'm tired. Spent the day doing housework. 25-30 guests tomorrow. Night Horde.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 15, 2013 07:55 PM (N/cFh)

216 Those are WORSE than compliment the volvo!!!!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

217 TR, Was that a Pectus Bar procedure that your son had done? A friend of mine son had that done to him a few months ago, he's 15. He was in PICU for a few days and at home in pain not able to do much for the next few, then couldn't carry his books, etc. for a while but he's fine now. It will be another major surgery taking the bars out but not quite as bad a recovery from what I understand. Anyways, glad your boy is doing better

Posted by: lindafell at November 15, 2013 07:56 PM (PGO8C)

218 'Night Gingy. Rest well, and good luck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

219 213 comments. WTH? My explicit surgery channel comments nothwithstanding, who's missing tonight?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 07:57 PM (4Mv1T)

220 You can't make an ocelot without breaking a few eggs.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 15, 2013 07:57 PM (N/Sup)

221 Getting the fishhook shaped spines out takes combs, tweezers, helpers, and painkillers ... Posted by: Adriane... Gah, dog picked some up 3/4 of a mile into a backpack trip. We got to her fast, only 2 spines managed to work their way superficially in. We were hurting worse from having to drop the packs and then put them back on that early on.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 07:57 PM (5RFkl)

222 I have now seized and imprisoned 100 parasitical bourgeoisie trying to sell goods at predatory prices! The yanqui-zionista conspiracy to sabotage the Bolivarian Revolution has been exposed! Viva Chavez! I kiss the toes of his precious corpse!

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at November 15, 2013 07:58 PM (dfYL9)

223 Germany, Russia, and Florida have shared the wealth with Japan since the end of the Soviet empire. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2013 11:54 PM (rSTkb) They're just trying to copy Wisconsin.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 15, 2013 07:58 PM (MQ0jT)

224 Mike -

Well, the victim was assisting me trying to get the blades off. The nut was rusted on, and she was holding a piece of 2x4 to block the blade while I was trying to loosen it. Her hand, and the block, slipped, and at the exact same time, I threw my back into the wrench, the blade turned, and the ball of her thumb got sliced almost clear off.

Still haven't lived it down.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 07:58 PM (Vvg+J)

225 202  Wolf in NC.  You had very bad stuff there.  I sure do get that. We were blessed that night. Have had bad ERs in NY, Chicago, CA so know what a g-ddamned  nightmare it is.  (Husband traveled ever damn where)

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 07:58 PM (aUQgu)

226 216 I had a Ford Ranger rear end my Volvo 850. It totaled the truck and I lost a tail light lens.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 15, 2013 07:58 PM (MhA4j)

227 Night, Gingy! Hi, bebe!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 07:58 PM (eQJwb)

228 Happy Partying, Gingy ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 07:59 PM (jdRXP)

229 Lets see, so they took about 5,000,000 or so peoples insurance, who had done the right thing, to insure 27,000 mostly gimme muthufuckers (so far). And the big 5 are the ones that need to sacrifice for the lil` 27? I bet we`ll soon see about that shit.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 15, 2013 07:59 PM (uOxBm)

230 Evening, horde. -Lie detector "woman" 200+ comments in and no "I'd hit it?" This crowd is slacking. -Haunted house My house was built in '53. I'm the third owner. Second owner said it was haunted because original owner died here (in the '70s). Never believed any of that stuff at all. Of course, the dog freaks out at random times and states and barks at 'nothing' every now and then.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 15, 2013 07:59 PM (j3qlM)

231 Lindafell- They call it the "Nuss" procedure, after the surgeon who developed it. It is described as "minimally invasive", I guess due to the very small incisions. A surgeon in Boston our son saw also does it, but it's a different procedure. He splits the sternum like open heart surgery. We took a pass on that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 08:00 PM (4Mv1T)

232 Mr. Wizard - We miss you Don. Now all we have is that effete 'Science Guy' Nye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

233 It's late, time to catch some Z's.  Y'all rest up and get back to work on Monday.  Someone has to pay for those sweet social security checks I'm about to start collecting.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 15, 2013 08:02 PM (kxSZr)

234 I had a friend tell me that there were two ghosts in my house, but they wouldn't be troublesome. Whatever, I said.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 15, 2013 08:02 PM (MQ0jT)

235 229 rightlysouthern:  funny how you read my mind.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 08:02 PM (aUQgu)

236 Nuss procedure is a good operation. Much better than the traditional pectus repair.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 15, 2013 08:02 PM (N/Sup)

237 -Haunted house My house was built in '53. ....Second owner said it was haunted because original owner died here... Posted by: shredded chi at November 15, 2013 11:59 PM I grew up in a haunted house. Dresser drawers would open and slam shut in the night. Something would shake the bed and sit on you. A voice would call your name....

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 15, 2013 08:02 PM (MhA4j)

238 TR-Prayers for you son and family, Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:03 PM (z4WKX)

239 so, where the fuck is Peaches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2013 08:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

240 nd the ball of her thumb got sliced almost clear off. Still haven't lived it down. Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 11:58 PM (Vvg+J) your mower blade is too sharp. just bust your grass down with brute force!

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 08:03 PM (c14Mz)

241 I have now seized and imprisoned 100 parasitical bourgeoisie trying to sell goods at predatory prices! The yanqui-zionista conspiracy to sabotage the Bolivarian Revolution has been exposed! Viva Chavez! I kiss the toes of his precious corpse! Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at November 15, 2013 11:58 PM (dfYL9) Are there no men left?

Posted by: Zombie Agusto Pinochet, Commie-Exterminator at November 15, 2013 08:03 PM (Vk2pI)

242 NCWoof -

Yeah, for the most part, hospitals down here are a ton better than the ones in NY/NJ. I had to go to Columbia Presbyterian once. Found out I couldn't drink the water or wash my hands there because the pipes were contaminated with Legionnaires.


Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:03 PM (Vvg+J)

243 Sponge - Good night. Sorry no one had any insurance thoughts. Strange times....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 08:03 PM (aDwsi)

244 Those "38 most unexplainable images on the Web" were so-so, at best. About 10 of the I knew the explanations for. About 15 were standard "ugly guy with a sexual fetish looking like a fool" images. About6 were not that weird. and maybe 7 at most were "inexplicable" and freaky or weird. I personally have bookmarked/saved at least 50 images way weirder than any of those. THei sis the Internet, man. the threshold for "weird" is much higher than it used to be.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2013 08:04 PM (+cx5n)

245 196 Ashley Judd's - He and Miss Lindsay are up to something, but from the sounds in the cloakroom, I doubt it's a compromise. Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 11:48 PM (Vvg+J) I bet there are some "compromising positions" going on in there.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 15, 2013 08:04 PM (Jiol0)

246 McCain's been kinda quiet for the past couple days. That's not like him. When 'Big Things' are going on he usually likes to get as much media face time as possible. Something's up. Posted by: Somethings Fishy in Denmark at November 15, 2013 11:35 PM (rkewj) Did you ever think that the media is as sick of him as we are? He was on GretaÂ’s show Wednesday & she prompted him to go for full repeal! The rest of what he said were stupid things and he looks horrible.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:04 PM (z4WKX)

247 Thanks for that affirmation Seamus. My wife works for a surgical practice, but this doc we found on our own. I have the highest regard for his work, and his attitude. Top shelf. And thanks CartolT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 08:05 PM (4Mv1T)

248 THei sis the Internet, man. = This is the Internet, man.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2013 08:05 PM (+cx5n)

249 Ahhh...this shift is over.


*Man, does that loader move them into the portal fast or what?  I may have to get a franchise for those things at the Outrage Outlet.  Nothing like a big diesel and hydraulics to keep the sacrifices moving into the insatiable maw of a soul-wrenching terror lickety-split.


Time for bed.  Tomorrow's another day pushing verbal venom on an eager populace, let alone looking over those contracts from Case.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Jeers and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2013 08:06 PM (gmoEG)

250 240 nd the ball of her thumb got sliced almost clear off. Still haven't lived it down. Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 11:58 PM (Vvg+J)  your mower blade is too sharp. I was thinking the same thing... If it's THAT sharp, why bother changing it.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 15, 2013 08:06 PM (j3qlM)

251 Midnight.., time for me to ghost away. I wonder what fresh outrage awaits us on the morrow? Night all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 15, 2013 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

252 Ashley Judd -

Oh, and I bet there's a little illegal entry going on, too...

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:06 PM (Vvg+J)

253 zombie at November 16, 2013 12:05 AM (+cx5n) Anything you can find on the Internet, 1)will have a parody, and 2)will have a fetish group ... both of which can also be found on the Internet ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 08:07 PM (jdRXP)

254 so, where the fuck is Peaches? Posted by: yankeefifth ------------------------- This is the second night she's AWOL. Has she been around other times? We might need to send an "Away Team" to Hell-A.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 08:07 PM (4Mv1T)

255 >>>This is the Internet, man. I am so happy you're a moron. I found your site back in aught four or five, and have been a regular reader ever since.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 08:08 PM (eQJwb)

256 Speaking of Volvo, see the JCVD Volvo commercial link in the sidebar. I winced just a little watching that.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 15, 2013 08:08 PM (ZyqBH)

257 'night Hammer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 08:08 PM (4Mv1T)

258 Posted by: Phinn at November 15, 2013 11:35 PM (KOGmz) I live in a Blue State, Massachusetts & I have never voted for a dem in my life. I write my own name in if they have no opponent. In my office of approximately 35-40, most are not believers of TFG.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:08 PM (z4WKX)

259 I didn't even know what half of those movies were. Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 11:48 PM (T1005) **** I think I got about thirty of 'em.

Posted by: Elinor at November 15, 2013 08:08 PM (TCqhy)

260

Posted by: NCwoof at November 16, 2013 12:02 AM (aUQgu)

 

I`m around haints, they pass it along to me fairly quickly. Though they aint always that accurate.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 15, 2013 08:09 PM (uOxBm)

261 253 zombie at November 16, 2013 12:05 AM (+cx5n) Anything you can find on the Internet, 1)will have a parody, and 2)will have a fetish group ... both of which can also be found on the Internet ... Posted by: Adriane... Rule #1: If it exists, there is porn of it. Corollary to Rule #1: If there is porn of it, there is a subculture of it.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2013 08:09 PM (+cx5n)

262 grew up in a haunted house. Dresser drawers would open and slam shut in the night. Something would shake the bed and sit on you. A voice would call your name.... Posted by: Mr. Wizard at November 16, 2013 12:02 AM (MhA4j) *** I shared a bedroom with my older brother. Same thing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at November 15, 2013 08:10 PM (N/Sup)

263 THei sis the Internet, man. the threshold for "weird" is much higher than it used to be. Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2013 12:04 AM (+cx5n) Unless it's something that will get you banned from 4chan's /b/, then it isn't that weirdÂ…

Posted by: Recovering /b/-tard at November 15, 2013 08:10 PM (Vk2pI)

264 The rest of what he said were stupid things and he looks horrible .Posted by: CarolT at November 16, 2013 12:04 AM (z4WKX) But he's getting calls to run for POTUS again! Everyone loved him! Just ask him.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 15, 2013 08:10 PM (j3qlM)

265 Chuck and shredded chi -

It wasn't that they were dull, it was that they were unbalanced. It was doing that cutting half-circles in the lawn thing...

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:11 PM (Vvg+J)

266 Looks like Chaa-lie Rangel a little miffed at the Won's Lies, according to WeaselZippers.  mmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 08:11 PM (aUQgu)

267 Hi DC. How are cougar and princess?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:11 PM (5RFkl)

268 #203: It's becoming a pattern. Whenever the GOP seems to be doing something smart on Obamacare or the debt ceiling or something like that, they're also quietly working behind the scenes on an amnesty. It seems like they're looking to build up some political cover so they can do what they really want to while we're distracted by the good show they're putting on of doing what we want them to do somewhere else.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 08:12 PM (7KZod)

269 night Mike

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:12 PM (Vvg+J)

270 You are all a bunch of racists.

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey at November 15, 2013 08:13 PM (OQjmU)

271 268  What?  Snatching defeat again?

Posted by: NCwoof at November 15, 2013 08:13 PM (aUQgu)

272 255 >>>This is the Internet, man. I am so happy you're a moron. I found your site back in aught four or five, and have been a regular reader ever since. Posted by: DC in Towson Then you'll be happier to know I have spent the night in Towson. The reason why, however, shall remain a secret.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2013 08:14 PM (+cx5n)

273 Very good Michael Ramirez cartoon. I expect his IRS audit is long overdue. And as far as haunted houses, my house was built around 1850. No doubt somebody has died in it.but they don't seem to be sticking around or w'ere not sensitive to it.,fortunately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2013 08:14 PM (23Kgq)

274 where are the missing? Peaches Bebe's boobs jake running RN Tami St Patric TN

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 08:15 PM (c14Mz)

275 http://tinyurl.com/mkqeg5t This is from last nightÂ’s Red State email. I am shocked that this is Boehner! He has to get those balls back.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:15 PM (z4WKX)

276 Yeah, I thought it was quiet here tonight. I haven't been around in a couple of months, but usually I can't keep up.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:16 PM (Vvg+J)

277 Okay folks, gonna head off to see if anyone answered my question about failure modes of nickel boron bolt carrier groups, then pass out. You all have been more than kind about my lunatic 21 y.o. He survived surgery. Now if he can just survive me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 15, 2013 08:16 PM (4Mv1T)

278 >>>How are cougar and princess? Cougar is the hottest XX year old ever. Princess is perfect. How you living?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 08:17 PM (eQJwb)

279 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 08:17 PM (JawqV)

280 Writing that, I think I may have a problem. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 11:26 PM (eQJwb) I'll say. No rum! What's wrong with you?

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2013 08:18 PM (N/cFh)

281 'night TR. Glad your son's doing well, and I'll keep him in my prayers.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:19 PM (Vvg+J)

282 Then you'll be happier to know I have spent the night in Towson. The reason why, however, shall remain a secret. Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2013 12:14 AM (+cx5n) Hide posts from (+cx5n) What happens at Sheppard Pratt stays at Sheppard Pratt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:19 PM (qyfb5)

283 Will be keeping your son in prayer, Tobacco Road.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2013 08:20 PM (23Kgq)

284 274 where are the missing? Peaches Bebe's boobs jake running RN Tami St Patric TN Posted by: 840 Chuck Heh? I'm here. We need to light the grail beacon for Peaches, Gushie & Ms Tammy though

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:21 PM (5RFkl)

285 >>>What happens at Sheppard Pratt stays at Sheppard Pratt. *gigglesnort*. But I'll put my money on Sourcis.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 08:21 PM (eQJwb)

286 How you living? Posted by: DC in Towson Well, sprained my ankle Tuesday so that blows. Just about done with the probate, so I just updated my resume and applied for something.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:22 PM (5RFkl)

287 Well, I think its time I actually went and did some homework. Procrastinated long enough.

'night all! have pleasant dreams of America finally abandoning liberalism.

Posted by: WolfinNC at November 15, 2013 08:23 PM (Vvg+J)

288 What? Snatching defeat again?Posted by: NCwoof at November 16, 2013 12:13 AM (aUQgu)
Defeating snatch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 15, 2013 08:24 PM (OQjmU)

289 >>>Well, sprained my ankle Tuesday so that blows. Just about done with the probate, so I just updated my resume and applied for something Boo! And yay!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 08:24 PM (eQJwb)

290 Well, sprained my ankle Tuesday so that blows. Just about done with the probate, so I just updated my resume and applied for something. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:22 AM (5RFkl) Hide posts from (5RFkl) Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:25 PM (qyfb5)

291 TR & Seamus, My friends son had the Ness procedure also. Good to know that was the best way to go.

Posted by: lindafell at November 15, 2013 08:25 PM (PGO8C)

292 Happy dreams to everyone leaving. I didn't say it, but good thoughts headed your way TR. Take care of him. I should probably join those heading for the sack, but maybe one more drink... Better half just told me an hour ago that I have a girl scouts sponsored "daddy/daughter day" tomorrow. 3 legged race, crafts, trivia game, etc. Really looking forward to it, actually. Her bio-dad is a non-existent douche and she looks at me as of I'm a superhero.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 15, 2013 08:26 PM (j3qlM)

293 Peaches was here Wednesday because I for once was the first on ONT. I looked here from my iPhone at work and was tired by the time I got home. I was at work until 10:30 or so. I tried to watch all of TFGÂ’s speech yesterday because I heard he was horrible. I could only watch a few minutes, he makes sick.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:26 PM (z4WKX)

294 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:21 AM (5RFkl) being a complete moron, any chance you'd sent your boobie pic w/ the mini ewok to The Chive? you'd make history ?

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 08:27 PM (c14Mz)

295 Well, i canna say furshure, but being November, some of the missing may be adding to their word count.

Posted by: Adriane the frustrated by no time writer ... at November 15, 2013 08:27 PM (jdRXP)

296 fucking assholes getting me to play EVE again

Posted by: The Dude at November 15, 2013 08:28 PM (vJdyz)

297 Defeating snatch. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. Hey, thats my job!

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at November 15, 2013 08:28 PM (5RFkl)

298 197 Need some advice from the horde. Funemployment starts in one week. Buy health insurance now or not? Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 15, 2013 11:48 PM (kxSZr) If you're healthy buy now. Get a plan from United Health Care or Aetna, they are going to keep them going through 2014 (UHC would like to go longer but they're not guaranteeing it yet). Stay far away from exchange plans, you'd be safer emailing your bank account number and password to a Nigerian email scammer; buying off exchange won't necessarily be bad, just expensive. The window to do what I've just suggested closes 12/10 for Aetna, 12/15 with UHC (12/31 if you're insured now).

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2013 08:29 PM (N/cFh)

299 Fingers crossed. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Thanks. How you feeling?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:30 PM (5RFkl)

300 any chance you'd sent your boobie pic w/ the mini ewok to The Chive? Uh, wtf is the chive?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:31 PM (5RFkl)

301 So what's the over/under on when the Dems realize they have to repeal this thing if they want to survive as a party?

I figure the next two shoes to drop are when someone actually dies in January from losing insurance, and when people realize they have to find a new doctor.

Does the law survive until February?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 15, 2013 08:33 PM (LxcRK)

302 Of the 38 images, I don't see what's wrong with #30.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at November 15, 2013 08:34 PM (sLRtQ)

303 #300: It's a site with a lot of pictures of regular gals being sexy, and I think they're accompanied by articles on how to be more manly. It's a British website, so it's sort of like an online "lad mag".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 08:35 PM (7KZod)

304 Uh, wtf is the chive? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:31 AM (5RFkl) http://thechive.com/ moronic without the real morons DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS, YOUR IQ WILL be reduced by 40%

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 08:36 PM (c14Mz)

305 That Volvo JVCD is freaking amazing once you realize what's happening. Those aren't trucks, they're tractor trailers driving in reverse. Holy shit, all we got is a website that "does stuff".

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2013 08:37 PM (FcR7P)

306 Thanks. How you feeling? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:30 AM (5RFkl) Hide posts from (5RFkl) Well good and bad. I had to go to the ER this week but it wasn't as bad as it sounds - mainly timing was terrible. They did say I was the ideal patient however - serious enough to come in but no one had to resuscitate me, and I didn't bleed on anything. I'm barely here this month because of NaNoWriMo, and Gushka has been laughing her head off at me for like a week now. I will continue to not be here much for a while, but it's good to see you!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:37 PM (qyfb5)

307 >>>being a complete moron, any chance you'd sent your boobie pic w/ the mini ewok to The Chive? Fuck no. Those delicious cans belong to the Horde, not some bunch of weirdos on the intertubes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 08:38 PM (eQJwb)

308 moronic without the real morons DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS, YOUR IQ WILL be reduced by 40% yeah, think i'll pass. my boobehs are for the hq only. someone wants to see them, they can search them out here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:39 PM (5RFkl)

309 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 IÂ’ll pray for you too. I think I have asked for enough prayers this year for my brother and the Horde comes through. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:40 PM (z4WKX)

310 well that sucks mero, but its good to see you too

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:41 PM (5RFkl)

311 Okay, it looks like I was wrong about the articles on The Chive. I was right about the pictures, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 08:41 PM (7KZod)

312 IÂ’ll pray for you too. I think I have asked for enough prayers this year for my brother and the Horde comes through. Carol Posted by: CarolT at November 16, 2013 12:40 AM (z4WKX) Hide posts from (z4WKX) And yet more good timing! How are things working out for your brother? Been kind of gone all month and a little before...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:41 PM (qyfb5)

313
I'm barely here this month because of NaNoWriMo, and Gushka has been laughing her head off at me for like a week now.

I will continue to not be here much for a while, but it's good to see you!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 12:37 AM (qyfb5)



its true. i was with him in his phone when he was in the ER bored silly. we were both laughing

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 08:42 PM (r7Ddb)

314 Well I'm a moron, no hard feeling, ok? sorry forget the chive now, back to regularly scheduled programming. I'm pretty sure The Mooch does not eat the same food as a Wooki true or false?

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 08:44 PM (c14Mz)

315 239 so, where the fuck is Peaches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2013 12:03 AM (Z9EHQ)



That's a good fucking question.....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 08:44 PM (T1005)

316
Fuck no. Those delicious cans belong to the Horde, not some bunch of weirdos on the intertubes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 16, 2013 12:38 AM (eQJwb)



the boobehs thank you. lets keep them exclusive. i bet they are stored on several hundred lurkers computers

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 08:44 PM (r7Ddb)

317 So, I got into an argument with a lefty on a friend's Facebook page today. He's a conservative/libertarian type, but he's also gay so some of his friends seem to be real leftards. It was like trying to nail jello to the wall, he didn't just move the goalposts, he was teleporting them all over the stadium. "Insurance companies do X" "No, they don't, they can't, here's why" "It's easy to be critical, why don't you have a solution?" "I do, I'd do this (X,Y and Z)" "Exchange plans are not more expensive for less coverage" "Here's plan X now, would cost a 30 year old $85/month. Here's plan Y on the exchange, same deductible, less coverage, $163." "Well, at least now more people will have insurance" "In 6 weeks, 5 million have lost their insurance, 100K have signed up" And so on. Another mutual friend pitched in "Dude, don't get so worked up", I replied: "LOL. Dan, I'm not wound up. I realized long ago that you can't change someone's mind using facts if they didn't reach their conclusions logically. However, presenting those facts and calling libtards out on their lies is still important because third parties who are not emotionally invested in the Chicago Jesus need to see them, and they need to know that the pabulum they are being force fed by the establishment and MSM is just so much BS. Never let a leftist lie go unchallenged, see Cuccinelli, Ken." I really believe that last part, many times I think "why bother" when I run across proggy BS, but it really is important to counter it. Not for the proggy, they're lost causes, but for the 10 people observing but not participating. That's why I beat that guy like a rented mule. Nicely. With facts.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2013 08:44 PM (N/cFh)

318 its true. i was with him in his phone when he was in the ER bored silly. we were both laughing Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:42 AM (r7Ddb) Hide posts from (r7Ddb) OMG DAT ASS!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:45 PM (qyfb5)

319 (Mero I hope you noticed i didnt rat you out)


oh did coothie tell you guys what i got him for his birthday? It was such a wonderful night. And i got to bring Grim! which was super fun since hed been sort of swallowed up by homework.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 08:46 PM (r7Ddb)

320 i was with him in his phone when he was in the ER bored silly. You're a trouper. I can't even stand the thought of an ER after the last 3 years.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:47 PM (5RFkl)

321 Uh, wtf is the chive? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:31 AM (5RFkl) What you add to sour creamÂ…

Posted by: The Eating Hat at November 15, 2013 08:47 PM (Vk2pI)

322
OMG DAT ASS!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 12:45 AM (qyfb5)



you just made me laugh so hard it threw Jellybean right off my chest! she glared reproachfully over her shoulder once and then ran away. I wish you had taken a picture of DAT ASS!!!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 08:48 PM (r7Ddb)

323 no hard feeling, ok? ? no hard feelings. Just do a search on here. You'll find them

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:48 PM (5RFkl)

324 That's a good fucking question..... Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2013 12:44 AM (T1005) Hide posts from (T1005) http://bit.ly/wAyCmN http://bit.ly/IyAp6m

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:48 PM (qyfb5)

325 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 12:41 AM (qyfb5) A NP finally told him what the term septic means, he finally understands that he almost died several times in the past few months. He was in the ICU weeks ago and the were doing renovations & construction in our offices, in five phase. The fourth phase was where I sit and they didnÂ’t know on Friday where weÂ’d be the next week, Monday they told me they had no place for me and to work from home Thursday & Friday. I told my boss that my brother is in the ICU for 1st time since April and I was going to ME. I went October 23 and stayed through Friday, he was still in the hospital. He looked good and I must have done him good because Saturday he called to tell me he moved his left big toe under his control and Sunday it was all his toes. He was back at the ER last Friday but they dintÂ’ keep him. HeÂ’s making progress with moving! It doesnÂ’t sound like much but thatÂ’s the first thing he could move on his own since he was admitted March 30. Thanks for asking. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:50 PM (z4WKX)

326 Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2013 12:44 AM (N/cFh) Whenever I'm arguing on FB someone always does that 'don't get so worked up.' Not worked up, just pressing the person to answer the damn question. Evenin' all.

Posted by: RWC at November 15, 2013 08:51 PM (LpbKr)

327 I wish you had taken a picture of DAT ASS!!! Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:48 AM (r7Ddb) Hide posts from (r7Ddb) *YOU* wish?!?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:52 PM (qyfb5)

328 It was such a wonderful night. I missed it because of soooper migraine. Guess we need to go back to sfo and visit coothie & bh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:52 PM (5RFkl)

329
He looked good and I must have done him good because Saturday he called to tell me he moved his left big toe under his control and Sunday it was all his toes.
He was back at the ER last Friday but they dintÂ’ keep him. HeÂ’s making progress with moving! It doesnÂ’t sound like much but thatÂ’s the first thing he could move on his own since he was admitted March 30.

Thanks for asking.
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 16, 2013 12:50 AM (z4WKX)



toes are important, because if they can move, the stuff in between has a chance! So i will pray some more for your brother.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 08:53 PM (r7Ddb)

330 Chive ass mofo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 15, 2013 08:53 PM (OQjmU)

331 It doesnÂ’t sound like much but thatÂ’s the first thing he could move on his own since he was admitted March 30. Thanks for asking. Carol Posted by: CarolT at November 16, 2013 12:50 AM (z4WKX) Hide posts from (z4WKX) That sounds like much to me! Makes me feel like a track star.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 08:53 PM (qyfb5)

332 Evening horde. Just back from a hockey game.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 15, 2013 08:53 PM (HVff2)

333 Just do a search on here. You'll find them Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:48 AM (5RFkl) Well, the point was morons were hotter than chivers. But I should go back to rookie status. I'll just ride the bench for a quarter or so. regards

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 08:53 PM (c14Mz)

334
Guess we need to go back to sfo and visit coothie & bh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:52 AM (5RFkl)


And Mero! (Hopefully plus 1) and take Grim and maybe even Sissy and Her Hubs and visit the creme brulee cart on the corner of Castro and Market! (Woot!)

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 08:55 PM (r7Ddb)

335 I wish you had taken a picture of DAT ASS!!! Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:48 AM (r7Ddb) Hide posts from (r7Ddb) *YOU* wish?!? Spill!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:56 PM (5RFkl)

336 Only reason I've ever been on The Chive.. http://tinyurl.com/b9edjp2 'Forever Alone meets Michell Jenneke.'

Posted by: RWC at November 15, 2013 08:56 PM (LpbKr)

337 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:53 AM (r7Ddb) Thank you! Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 08:57 PM (z4WKX)

338 "And yeah, I used the same joke in the video's comments section. I am a man of many names..."

With a hash like that one should be Asterix

Posted by: bill-o at November 15, 2013 08:58 PM (AWwDY)

339 G'night left coasters. I love you just as much as the morons that are on regular time.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 15, 2013 08:58 PM (eQJwb)

340 and maybe even Sissy and Her Hubs No where for me to stay unless we hotel it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 08:59 PM (5RFkl)

341 Night night DC.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 09:00 PM (5RFkl)

342 313
I'm barely here this month because of NaNoWriMo, and Gushka has been laughing her head off at me for like a week now.



I will continue to not be here much for a while, but it's good to see you!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 12:37 AM (qyfb5)


its true. i was with him in his phone when he was in the ER bored silly. we were both laughing

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:42 AM (r7Ddb)



I finally got enough of the Halloween / trip wreckage cleaned up that you could actually see the television in the living room yesterday. The Halloween stuff and luggage (though not swag) is finally in the attic today. Another week, and it'll look like someone lives here instead of an episode of Hoarders.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 09:00 PM (T1005)

343 I might go to ME Thanksgiving, it depends on the weather. Also the hotel will give me a discount it I call & speak to one man & tell him IÂ’m not vacationing, IÂ’m there to visit my sick brother, whether heÂ’s in the hospital or rehab. The hotels were booked up that week because people like to go leaf peeping.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 09:01 PM (z4WKX)

344 I'm kind of doing NaNoWriMo, but I'm definitely half-assing it so far this year.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 09:02 PM (7KZod)

345 340 and maybe even Sissy and Her Hubs

No where for me to stay unless we hotel it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:59 AM (5RFkl)



shes got that "special guestroom" in the closet... seriously we would work something out. You KNOW that!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:03 PM (r7Ddb)

346 Spill! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:56 AM (5RFkl) Hide posts from (5RFkl) Oh sure, *now* you think of that!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 09:03 PM (qyfb5)

347 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 12:53 AM (qyfb5) Thanks! I hope you donÂ’t end up in the ER again!

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 09:03 PM (z4WKX)

348 Another week, and it'll look like someone lives here instead of an episode of Hoarders. BWAAHHHHHH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 09:03 PM (5RFkl)

349 319 (Mero I hope you noticed i didnt rat you out)


oh did coothie tell you guys what i got him for his birthday? It was such a wonderful night. And i got to bring Grim! which was super fun since hed been sort of swallowed up by homework.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:46 AM (r7Ddb)



I had a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful birthday dinner with Gushka and Grim -- and they had presents!!!! A fine mug that observed that it wasn't my first rodeo, and some very special Christmas lights from the real America.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 09:05 PM (T1005)

350 Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2013 01:00 AM (T1005 Sounds good, my place has been invaded by returning kids... Love em, hate the chaos & disorder

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 15, 2013 09:05 PM (HVff2)

351 #284

I'm not here, too.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 15, 2013 09:05 PM (kcfmt)

352

Shitchyeah. Most of the young guys I`ve worked around were Anti-Bammy anyway because they swung that way, but had some young and dumb prog ideas.

After some explaining, they were able to clear the mind. And as a benefit, pass it along.

 

Aw shit, I`m upside down. Aint the first time.

 

I really believe that last part, many times I think "why bother" when I run across proggy BS, but it really is important to counter it. Not for the proggy, they're lost causes, but for the 10 people observing but not participating. That's why I beat that guy like a rented mule. Nicely. With facts.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2013 12:44 AM (N/cFh)

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 15, 2013 09:05 PM (uOxBm)

353 Another week, and it'll look like someone lives here instead of an episode of Hoarders.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2013 01:00 AM (T1005)



A Halloween Special of  Hoarders at that! we already miss you. Uncle Horse loved having his own special fans!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:05 PM (r7Ddb)

354 Thanks! I hope you donÂ’t end up in the ER again! Posted by: CarolT at November 16, 2013 01:03 AM (z4WKX) Hide posts from (z4WKX) Thanks! But if I do, I'm gonna make it Wednesday. There was a *lot* of talent in the nursing pool!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 09:06 PM (qyfb5)

355 But if I do, I'm gonna make it Wednesday. There was a *lot* of talent in the nursing pool!!! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 16, 2013 01:06 AM (qyfb5) You have to make the best of the situation!

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 09:07 PM (z4WKX)

356 I feel "late".  I'm probably late.

...anyone want to see some of my Christmas Lights pics?

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:07 PM (lq3Ak)

357 A fine mug that observed that it wasn't my first rodeo, and some very special Christmas lights from the real America.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2013 01:05 AM (T1005)



Shotgun shell Christmas lights. I think they should be Mandatory Moron regalia. But Coothie shall be the first to sport them this year! Seriously we loved having you. And BH made Grimmy such a fine wall quilt, he was really touched.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:08 PM (r7Ddb)

358 328 It was such a wonderful night.

I missed it because of soooper migraine.

Guess we need to go back to sfo and visit coothie & bh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:52 AM (5RFkl)



Somewhere, sometime, somehow.....there's multiple ways to skin that cat.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 09:09 PM (T1005)

359 ...anyone want to see some of my Christmas Lights pics? Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 01:07 AM (lq3Ak) Well, I'm sitting through gay and lesbian Lock Up on MSNBC so sure! But lights this early??

Posted by: RWC at November 15, 2013 09:09 PM (LpbKr)

360 ...anyone want to see some of my Christmas Lights pics?

I really hope that's not just a weird euphemism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 09:09 PM (JawqV)

361 Sure slap weasel Xmas lights sound good. As we are having thanksgiving tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 15, 2013 09:10 PM (HVff2)

362 "Insurance companies do X" "No, they don't, they can't, here's why" "It's easy to be critical, why don't you have a solution?" "I do, I'd do this (X,Y and Z)" Posted by: Weirddave One of our worst traits as cons is to argue each and every one of the flack responses from the Left. Don't. Nail that Jello down. Nail the first thing they say to the ground, and then be overly-kind. Force the original point; insurance companies cannot win in a ad-hoc, government-nationalized system. Of course, FB isn't the be forum for bare-knuckle fighting. It's a venue for silo-thought. Your original friend ain't going to read any of your extended arguments. Especially after the 'libtard' part. Yes, they barf up worse. Yes, they are vile creatures Lenin would be embarrassed to be associated with. Point being, what is the goal? Are you trying to shame your friend? Are you trying to get him to whip out his dick for a contest? Don't. Kill the first argument. Shame the next dissembling remark with the faintest of praise. "Sounds like they could use your advice. Have you thought of applying to the state exchange as consultant? They will need your input. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 15, 2013 09:10 PM (rSTkb)

363 334
Guess we need to go back to sfo and visit coothie bh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 12:52 AM (5RFkl)

And Mero! (Hopefully plus 1) and take Grim and maybe even Sissy and Her Hubs and visit the creme brulee cart on the corner of Castro and Market! (Woot!)

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 12:55 AM (r7Ddb)



Sounds like a plan!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 09:10 PM (T1005)

364 the end is now good night

Posted by: 840 Chuck at November 15, 2013 09:11 PM (c14Mz)

365 btw... my favorite nic/sock/extravagant perfidy of nomenclature?

..."Gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch."

That's sublimely spectacular.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:11 PM (lq3Ak)

366 shes got that "special guestroom" in the close ah yes, the special swede room. lol. i'd need a night light in there though

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 09:11 PM (5RFkl)

367 You folks are "weirding me out".

I have old photos of my house.

...that should suffice / feed the horde?

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:12 PM (lq3Ak)

368 Uncle Horse loved having his own special fans! OMG, he was so showing off for you guys.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 09:13 PM (5RFkl)

369 BTW... I've been hanging Christmas lights for twenty years.  If you need any tips, suggestions and/or cautions?

...please let me know.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:14 PM (lq3Ak)

370 Carol T......... WZ said Juan was espousing all the right talking points on Greta. Or did she just give him a safety net?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 15, 2013 09:15 PM (BCz1s)

371 I've been hanging Christmas lights for twenty years. Good Lord, finish already. You've missed twenty Christmases. By the way, why am I not being inundated with Xmas ads? I thought that all started around Halloween.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2013 09:18 PM (FcR7P)

372 Sort of related to a real conversation going on in here. 

Many years ago my step-father bought a horse that had not been trained to the saddle.  He swore that he was going to "break" the horse, and once saddle trained resell for a profit.

First time up on the horse it rolled over on him and tore his knee up pretty good.  Soft cast for six weeks and he never did "break" that horse.

My most favorite horse ever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 09:18 PM (JawqV)

373 Here's a link to less than ten-thousand lights.

I didn't even outline the roof that year.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:20 PM (lq3Ak)

374 Whoops!

Link:  http://tinyurl.com/lanlzw7

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:20 PM (lq3Ak)

375 ok, my ankle is calling me BAD names. time to put my foot up. Nighty night

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 15, 2013 09:21 PM (5RFkl)

376 Whoops!

Link: http://tinyurl.com/lanlzw7

Whoops is right:
This album is Private.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 09:21 PM (JawqV)

377 368 Uncle Horse loved having his own special fans!

OMG, he was so showing off for you guys.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 16, 2013 01:13 AM (5RFkl)



Both real, and spectacular.....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 09:22 PM (T1005)

378 "Good Lord, finish already. You've missed twenty Christmases."

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2013 01:18 AM (FcR7P)

HaHaHA! 

Quality "rug-pull"!

+1!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:22 PM (lq3Ak)

379 Raining like hell.. Means no yardwork. Wooooohoooooo.

Posted by: RWC at November 15, 2013 09:23 PM (LpbKr)

380 'Night bebe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 09:23 PM (JawqV)

381 365 btw... my favorite nic/sock/extravagant perfidy of nomenclature?

..."Gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch."

That's sublimely spectacular.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 01:11 AM (lq3Ak)



you made me preen when you said that. And bebe has seen that actually two of my ten cats play fetch.  I am a Lucky lucky bitch when it come to cats. I showed them to Coothie too. They are all awesome. Guess that makes me a Proud cat lady. Though i do have an awful of of horses too.



We are doing another rescue. This will be the farthest we have ever had to ship a rescue if we end up able to do it, because hes in Maine. Everyone pray that hes as gentle and kind as they say, and not sick, because hes been in real trouble, and this horse is my Favourite mares first colt. I delivered him myself one summer night, and he was really special, meant to be a breeding stallion. But someone gelded and sold him a few years ago, and now hes changed hands six times in three years and the poor thing has been starved, in the pound for neglect, Poisoned, picked up as a possible show horse, and sold to a dealer then on to a summer camp, to give lessons to little girls. Im trying to get him home. If any you all wanna pray for a horse, pray for this one to have a Happily ever after as a pampered pet belonging to a generous lady. He just has to be quiet and gentle.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:23 PM (r7Ddb)

382 http://tinyurl.com/lhy6sp2

...this is becoming "something".  LOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:24 PM (lq3Ak)

383 Many years ago my step-father bought a horse that ... He swore that he was going to "break" the horse, and once saddle trained resell for a profit. First time up on the horse it rolled over on him and tore his knee up pretty good. Soft cast for six weeks and he never did "break" that horse. My most favorite horse ever. Posted by: Blanco Basura Experts. (sounds painful not matter the context )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 15, 2013 09:28 PM (rSTkb)

384 382 nice house, very well lit up, nice job

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at November 15, 2013 09:28 PM (HVff2)

385 ...this is becoming "something". LOL. Nice. That must have been hairy getting those lights onto the "prow" of the second floor.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2013 09:28 PM (FcR7P)

386 382 http://tinyurl.com/lhy6sp2

...this is becoming "something". LOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 01:24 AM (lq3Ak)



Very pretty. Is it a neighborhood thing, or is it just you?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 09:29 PM (T1005)

387 If any you all wanna pray for a horse, pray for this one to have a Happily ever after as a pampered pet belonging to a generous lady. He just has to be quiet and gentle. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 16, 2013 01:23 AM (r7Ddb) Hide posts from (r7Ddb) I am.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 15, 2013 09:30 PM (qyfb5)

388 First time up on the horse it rolled over on him and tore his knee up pretty good. Soft cast for six weeks and he never did "break" that horse.

My most favorite horse ever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2013 01:18 AM (JawqV)


i love that story. Silly man. You cant make money in horses!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:30 PM (r7Ddb)

389 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2013 01:10 AM (rSTkb) Huh? I did nail him down. Each and every time. That's why he kept changing the argument, because he kept losing the one he was having. And I didn't call him a libtard until I was done. My friend wasn't involved, I was just wielding stompy boots on his FB, he agrees with me.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 15, 2013 09:30 PM (N/cFh)

390

Now that I`m rightside up, time to go get into the pot of chili. One of the perks will be the dawg not coming into my room at 4:00 am wanting to police the yard to see if that big-ass fox has been around.

 

Goodnight all, may the awakening be good.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 15, 2013 09:31 PM (uOxBm)

391 [{(Gushka)}]

May your equine-loving heart enjoy the love that is God's Eternal Joy.  May our prayers buoy Your Soul with the hope of that beautiful colt's soft, warm place.

   


Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:33 PM (lq3Ak)

392 Wow. Fred Barnes needs to retire from this mortal coil.

Posted by: RWC at November 15, 2013 09:33 PM (LpbKr)

393 i love that story. Silly man. You cant make money in horses!

It's my understanding that it is quite possible to make a small fortune in horses. 

First, start with a large fortune...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 09:35 PM (JawqV)

394 "Very pretty. Is it a neighborhood thing, or is it just you?"
Posted by: cthulhu

Just me.  I've got a corner-spot on a semi-busy road.  I wish I had the money to decorate the pine trees, (all nine), as Christmas Trees, along the main road.

I'm uploading more pics as we speak.

...stay tuned!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:36 PM (lq3Ak)

395 please god, let this Mexican dude beat rampage Jackson to death

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 09:37 PM (oi+Yq)

396 391 [{(Gushka)}]

May your equine-loving heart enjoy the love that is God's Eternal Joy. May our prayers buoy Your Soul with the hope of that beautiful colt's soft, warm place.




Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 01:33 AM (lq3Ak)



thanks man. hes 11 now and a grown man been through a lot. But so far, the event seem to be aligning with incredible good luck since i saw that ad and my mom said "Why not call that friend of yours?" who when i called said "If hes gentle, i always wanted one of your horses." its weird. if i didn't already believe in God, i get the feeling by the time this is done i would.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:37 PM (r7Ddb)

397
First, start with a large fortune...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 16, 2013 01:35 AM (JawqV)



ah. so this isnt your first rodeo, either? that is nothing but the Gospel truth.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:39 PM (r7Ddb)

398 You're blessed, Gushka.  That name is "wrapping" on a pleasant present.

..Kitty What Plays Fetch!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:40 PM (lq3Ak)

399 ...I giggle in a manly-manner every time I see that little 'nic'.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:42 PM (lq3Ak)

400 397 gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! yo gushka!!!!! does your kitty still play? my two cats play house plant I feed them, I water them, they just lay there and grow

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 09:43 PM (oi+Yq)

401 damnit lucky hook

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 09:44 PM (oi+Yq)

402 I feed them, I water them, they just lay there and grow

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 16, 2013 01:43 AM (oi+Yq)



If only the guitar stash was like that.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 15, 2013 09:46 PM (FMbng)

403

Watching Hannity's panel while reading here.  It's reassuring there are some sane people around.  But the libs on there are fucking insane.

The excuses for Obama lying are just mindboggling.  These people have no morals.

Or morels either.  Didnt suspect they had either.  Too bad for all of us.

T

Posted by: The Farmer at November 15, 2013 09:47 PM (eBupg)

404 this is true plus my guitars don't miss the litterbox

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 09:47 PM (oi+Yq)

405 plus my guitars don't miss the litterbox How can they miss it if it hasn't gone away?

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at November 15, 2013 09:49 PM (jdRXP)

406 I finally bought some orange and purple lights for Halloween. Have been resisting since they look too much like Christmas light. But ... I used them to line the walkway and keep people off the front yard {weird angled walkway thingie} and mostly it worked. ... mostly ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 09:52 PM (jdRXP)

407 true uggggh, my bigger cat has recently gotten litterbox aversion totally sucks but he's like 15yo so we have to change spots again, maybe get a third box

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 09:53 PM (oi+Yq)

408 I feed them, I water them, they just lay there and grow

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 16, 2013 01:43 AM (oi+Yq)


Yeah they all play except for the really old two. And if you have milk rings they will fetch like crazy

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 15, 2013 09:53 PM (r7Ddb)

409 What's up, Duck?

Posted by: fluffy at November 15, 2013 09:53 PM (Ua6T/)

410 I watched Hannity's panel for a minute, too, just in time to see some Dem strategist named Ingus advocate lawlessness when he told insurance companies to sell now-illegal policies.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 15, 2013 09:54 PM (KL49F)

411 These photos are taking three times as long as I'd have liked.  They're on their way.  They'll be there.

...They're
...their
...there.

(For my Las Vegas friend!)

...she corrected me on "laothe" versus "loath".

-grateful!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:56 PM (lq3Ak)

412 ::loathe::, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 09:56 PM (lq3Ak)

413 oh man, there's the brat still moping around because she can't play in tomorrows champ game guess i'll make some popcorn and watch inglorious bastards with her

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 09:59 PM (oi+Yq)

414 There pictures are still uploading.

...be calm.  We're all in this together.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:02 PM (lq3Ak)

415 #407: I hope I'm wrong here, but I have a feeling your cat may be suffering from kidney failure. It's the leading cause of death in old cats, and one of the symptoms is, they stop using the litterbox.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 10:02 PM (7KZod)

416 If you substituted "the" in "There's" stead, you might actually formulate an idea that makes sense.

You've got time.  We're still "uploading".

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:04 PM (lq3Ak)

417 415 I was worried about that too but the vet says no, its adversion its because the two cats share boxes near each other and lately theres been a lot of alpha cat battles so i'm going to place the boxes away from each other and see what happens

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 10:05 PM (oi+Yq)

418 I'm an "Old Cat" who hates the litter box.  I won't be back there anytime soon.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:06 PM (lq3Ak)

419 The time has come to be gone.

G'night Horde.  Tomorrow I'll be posting from the road if I can post at all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 15, 2013 10:07 PM (JawqV)

420 #417: I'm glad to hear that, Joe! I hope your cat still has several years left in him.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 10:07 PM (7KZod)

421 Here's Them Fotos:

http://s22.photobucket.com/user/Slapweas
el/library/?sort=3&page=1

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:09 PM (lq3Ak)

422 Yesterday (the 14th) was the anniversary of when I adopted my cat (from the shelter).

It was November 14,2000 and she was only a few weeks old.

Thirteen years later, it's like I was never divorced at all.   I am still a slave.  And not even a Banik slave, with a cool mask and an energy face.

Posted by: Null at November 15, 2013 10:10 PM (xjpRj)

423 420 thank you he's the original Italian cat I brought him back from Sardinia my crazy sister has his sister, we got them both just after they were born, could easily fit in our palm now he's 20lbs of insanity and pointy ends

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 10:10 PM (oi+Yq)

424 G'Night, White Trash. 

-It'll hardly be a party without you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:12 PM (lq3Ak)

425 423 oh, the little fat one is also from Sardinia, my girl got him last time I was there

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 15, 2013 10:12 PM (oi+Yq)

426 BTW, anyone else here on Reddit? Found out Zakn was recently, just wondering if anyone else. My handle on Reddit is /u/ThePoliticalHat

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2013 10:12 PM (Vk2pI)

427 73 I call bullshit on that mountaintop landing. No way that's a Super Cub. That pilot would require at least a C-130 Hercules to carry his giant brass balls. I've seen Super Cubs land AND turn off the runway in less than 200 feet like it was SOP. An amazing little A/C. C-130s OTOH are the best A/C flying. We had some old-time Vietnam pilots that would do some absolutely psychotic shit with 130s. Because the A/C could.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 15, 2013 10:13 PM (T69Lh)

428 Sorry. A/C = Aircraft.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 15, 2013 10:15 PM (T69Lh)

429 I just finished the "toughest leg" of the bulb-check Journey.  The "icicle lights" are checked, re-checked, fondled, re-checked and replaced.  Individual bulbs are all 'lit', until I hit the roof.

...We are three-of-four Legs into this Journey.

Swearing like a soldier and cursing All That is Holy comes next.  On a cold, icy roof.

...Merry Christmas.

*Foto*

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:17 PM (lq3Ak)

430 Null at November 16, 2013 02:10 AM (xjpRj) Nor a bright blue, chief anarchist for a girlfriend, neither ...

Posted by: mysideyourside blindsideinside... at November 15, 2013 10:18 PM (jdRXP)

431 #423: He sounds awesome!

Years ago, I had a Persian who began dying of kidney failure at nine and half years old. He was a purebred, and he was tiny, and neither of those helps as far as that goes.

I'm glad to hear your cat is so big, as that makes a huge difference in that regard.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 15, 2013 10:19 PM (7KZod)

432 421 Here's Them Fotos:

http://s22.photobucket.com/user/Slapweas

el/library/?sort=3page=1

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 02:09 AM (lq3Ak)



Them would be in the blocked "private" photo album?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 15, 2013 10:19 PM (T1005)

433 Slapweasel - Love and Joy unto You ... May the lights you string round the house bring some Light into sad souls this Holiday Season.

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 10:22 PM (jdRXP)

434 I just finished the "toughest leg" of the bulb-check Journey. The "icicle lights" are checked, re-checked, fondled, re-checked and replaced. Individual bulbs are all 'lit', until I hit the roof. ...We are three-of-four Legs into this Journey. Swearing like a soldier and cursing All That is Holy comes next. On a cold, icy roof. ...Merry Christmas. *Foto* Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 02:17 AM (lq3Ak) Am I the only one who holds off on Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving?

Posted by: The Cornucopious Hat at November 15, 2013 10:22 PM (Vk2pI)

435 Am I the only one who holds off on Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving? no. but we is almost there ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 10:24 PM (jdRXP)

436 No one wants to inquire about the LIGHTkeeper-Pro?  If I were hanging Christmas Lights every year, I'd peruse the LIGHTkeeper-Pro.

That's what I'd do.

...No final bearing on actual stuff and shit.

...You might get it at Target.  You might not.  You might eat a dog!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:26 PM (lq3Ak)

437 I ate a pie that was doggone good. Does that count?

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 10:29 PM (jdRXP)

438 "Am I the only one who holds off on Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving?"

Posted by: The Cornucopious Hat at November 16, 2013 02:22 AM (Vk2pI)


I do NOT have ONE LIGHT "hung".


I start "hanging" on Monday.  It'll be finished by Thanksgiving.  It Does Not Light Up until the Twenty-Ninth.


...period.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:29 PM (lq3Ak)

439 I have fifteen-to-twenty-thousand lights to "peruse" before I hang anything.  The "task" is a chore greater than myself.

...I'm reminded often!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:32 PM (lq3Ak)

440 there are some seriously fucking disturbed people on my planet. I want them off of it. Now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2013 10:33 PM (yh0zB)

441 "There are some seriously fucking disturbed people on my planet. I want them off of it. Now."Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 16, 2013 02:33 AM (yh0zB)

Buzz-Kill

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:37 PM (lq3Ak)

442 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 16, 2013 02:33 AM (yh0zB) see the front loader in #209 ... HTH

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 10:37 PM (jdRXP)

443 Christmas decorating starts on the day after Thanksgiving. I do not give two shits if it's going to be 70 degrees on the weekend before and ten degrees on the weekend after. Christmas is not special if you're sick of it by December 24th. Don't rush me, dammit, and get off my lawn.

Posted by: Gem at November 15, 2013 10:40 PM (zw+pb)

444 And speaking of disturbing images, God help me, I clicked on the dolphin and the headless fish thing. Why. Why. Not enough booze to block out the images, or to wonder... did it bite the head off the fish on purpose? Shudder.

Posted by: Gem at November 15, 2013 10:46 PM (zw+pb)

445 Watching Hannity's panel while reading here. It's reassuring there are some sane people around. But the libs on there are fucking insane. I had it on but did not listen. I saw Geraldo Rivera once tonight and that turned on my mute button! HeÂ’s one of several that have to go on FNC. I am trying to stay awake long enough to watch last nightÂ’s, well now ThursdayÂ’s GreyÂ’s Anatomy.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 10:47 PM (z4WKX)

446 Indoor Christmas decorating doesn't start until after Thanksgiving.  The "Outdoor Shit" starts, (basement-testing), after Halloween.

If YOU hang ten-to-fourteen-thousand lights?  You'd do the same!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:50 PM (lq3Ak)

447 Only reason I've ever been on The Chive..

Posted by: RWC at November 16, 2013 12:56 AM (LpbKr)




*ahem* http://thechive.com/category/girls/redheads-girls/

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2013 10:53 PM (yh0zB)

448 I'm joyous that I'm "almost there".  I've checked more lights in two weeks than the NASA Observatory in One Lunar Year!

*rimshot*

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 10:55 PM (lq3Ak)

449 Christmas decorating starts on the day after Thanksgiving. I do not give two shits if it's going to be 70 degrees on the weekend before and ten degrees on the weekend after.

Christmas is not special if you're sick of it by December 24th.

Don't rush me, dammit, and get off my lawn.

Posted by: Gem at November 16, 2013 02:40 AM (zw+pb)



Precisely. The same should be true of store displays, IMO. Right now we should be seeing lots of fucking gourds ( http://tinyurl.com/3qj4ygu ) instead of Santa stuff.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2013 10:55 PM (yh0zB)

450

A cat from Sardinia? After reading "The Monster of Florence" I got the idea that Sardinians were like the hillbillies of Italy (or the sterotype people have of hillbillies). Not much in the way of art or cuisine (unlike Sicily, which has that going for it), just a bunch of crazy clans doing illegal stuff, including occasionally killing each other.

 

Apologies to anybody of Sardinian descent. I'm sure the cat's a fine cat.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 15, 2013 10:56 PM (R3gO3)

451 I am down in Mexico and fired up my computer.  I run window 8.  Since the updates my system has slowed and vids are constantly stopping.  This is a year old HP.  Has Microsoft no sympathy in demanding more and more cpu power?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 15, 2013 10:59 PM (9DuQy)

452

The updates were installed automatically here in Mexico. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 15, 2013 11:00 PM (9DuQy)

453 If YOU hang ten-to-fourteen-thousand lights? You'd do the same!

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 16, 2013 02:50 AM (lq3Ak)



If I hung that many lights I'd have a permanent bunk in the psych ward.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2013 11:00 PM (yh0zB)

454 no. next question.

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 11:00 PM (jdRXP)

455 If I hung that many lights I'd have a permanent bunk in the psych ward. There.Are.Four.Lights.

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 11:02 PM (jdRXP)

456 Precisely. The same should be true of store displays, IMO. Right now we should be seeing lots of fucking gourds ( http://tinyurl.com/3qj4ygu ) instead of Santa stuff. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 16, 2013 02:55 AM (yh0zB) Methinks that the retailers will shoot their bolt and the actual time near Christmas will be anything but Merry. But it'll be wondrous compared to the next three Christmases under the SCoaMFÂ…

Posted by: The Hat made of Decorative Gourds at November 15, 2013 11:02 PM (Vk2pI)

457 When I was a baby my mother had me in our yard in my carriage. A cat jumped on it & scared me and scarred me. I was petrified of all animals until one of my cousinÂ’s cat had babies. I didnÂ’t know this until three years ago, but my late Mother called my cousin to ask if I could go pick out a kitten. I did, I always thought it was my Father who loved pets, that wanted the cat, it was my Mother.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 11:04 PM (z4WKX)

458 If I hung that many lights I'd have a permanent bunk in the psych ward. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 16, 2013 03:00 AM (yh0zB) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8lwpvQEIM

Posted by: The Hat of the Christmas Vacation at November 15, 2013 11:04 PM (Vk2pI)

459 X Rebirth runs like hot ass juice

Posted by: The Dude at November 15, 2013 11:07 PM (vJdyz)

460 The fact that; that Little Gun could re-energize a shunt, so as to save a whole string of bulbs?

That Little Gun can "call-out" a sparking bulb? 

2.5v sold in stores vs. 3.5v in your "collection" -?

...How many amps can a ten-amp fuse carry?!?

-What Magic Markers to use when your bulbs get faded/chipped/old.

-Why Santa Doesn't Necessarily Like You.

-Obama is "In".   ...over his head.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 11:08 PM (lq3Ak)

461 X Rebirth runs like hot ass juice Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2013 03:07 AM (vJdyz) Go onÂ…

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 15, 2013 11:09 PM (Vk2pI)

462 I have had four kittens and one dog. Of the four kittens, one was female, the other three were male. We had litter box & the only one that would use it was female cat. She died in 1995. All summer long that carpet smells like cat urine since we had to put my mother in a nursing home in 2005, my Mother must have done something for ten years to get rid of that smell. I have tried vinegar, throwing dryer sheets in that area, and every thing else but having carpet torn out. Does anyone have a new idea? I need a new roof., in addition to mortgage & car payments so cash is an issue.

Posted by: CarolT at November 15, 2013 11:16 PM (z4WKX)

463 Night all. Here is "Black Glow" by Spacegoat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvXKio2k9I

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2013 11:21 PM (Vk2pI)

464 Very, highly, likely, probably, the cat urine is in the pad under the carpet. You might try lifting the carpet, replacing the pad and restapling the carpet back in ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 11:21 PM (jdRXP)

465 You've seen "me" in my pictures, haven't you?

...I'm not proud of that.

I'll still answer your incandescent lighting questions, however.

...for the next fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 11:23 PM (lq3Ak)

466 Buon giorno! There are so many hawt ladies at the airport in Rome. Damn my neck is sore.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 15, 2013 11:28 PM (z57pM)

467 I've drawn a Weasel getting Slapped.

Until then...

http://tinyurl.com/kug9uah

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 11:29 PM (lq3Ak)

468 Very happy to see that my new oven control unit timer counts down the minutes and seconds when under 1 hour. My old one only counted down minutes until it got under 1 minute, and then it would count down seconds.


The scope went on the Arisaka with a minimum of modifications to the mount totaling $15 worth of work and it's ready for a range session to zero the scope.


The wheels on the 'stang are fixed and they look good.


I got the trim on the corner of the house hung and painted last weekend.


I still need a windshield in the Subaru, but all in all things around the Refuge are in pretty good shape.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2013 11:30 PM (yh0zB)

469 Paige is unimpressed:

http://tinyurl.com/ma8tx3s

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 11:34 PM (lq3Ak)

470 I'm out.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 15, 2013 11:37 PM (lq3Ak)

471 "Never let a leftist lie go unchallenged"

Words to live by Dave!

Posted by: bill-o at November 15, 2013 11:51 PM (AWwDY)

472 Self-styled 'hardcore huntress' sparks outrage after posting picture of herself with male lion she shot dead on Twitter as thousands sign petition to ban her from South Africa




I'd like to skin her tiger, IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2013 11:55 PM (yh0zB)

473 Roses are red, Violet are blue, The Z monster is winning, So I am out too ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 15, 2013 11:55 PM (jdRXP)

474 Im sandwiched in middle seat between two ladies and one of them is at least 5'10 and just outrageously tight pants. Damn. Its so cramped i cant snap a pic all sneaky like. And she smells soooo good. Ive never been so ok with being in midle seat.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 15, 2013 11:58 PM (z57pM)

475 After deciding my brain was too small to follow all those Chess threads, I'm travelling now in a time zone where I can follow this World Championship match, and I'm enjoying the heck out of it. I can even understand why they're doing  what they do, sometimes.

Maybe live chess is easier to enjoy than walking through a past match, where the temptation is to fast forward.

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2013 01:10 AM (nl1IL)

476 "the little fat one is also from Sardinia"

I had a yorkie from Lyon for many a year, unfortunately he's no longer with us. I miss him.

Posted by: bill-o at November 16, 2013 01:12 AM (AWwDY)

477 If anyone is following this match, can you explain why Queen to C3 does not get Magnus out of this pin?

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2013 01:19 AM (nl1IL)

478 Sorry, C8

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2013 01:20 AM (nl1IL)

479 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 16, 2013 02:53 AM (yh0zB)

http://tinyurl.com/ovj63yg  pick of the litter, so to speak

Posted by: bill-o at November 16, 2013 01:22 AM (AWwDY)

480 OK, they just explained it. I will never be a Chess Master.

Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2013 01:27 AM (nl1IL)

481 Of the 38 images, I don't see what's wrong with #30.

I think we're on the same page here.  It is, afterall, bacon.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 16, 2013 10:59 AM (FvyJS)

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