March 16, 2013
— CDR M Something tells me that the White House and democrats will squash the Congressional Medal Proposed For Ex-SEALs Killed In Benghazi. These men deserve this award. It stinks that the media has largely ignored this story and We Still Can't Talk To The Survivors. Most transparent administration my ass. Guinness Recipes
Well it is St. Patrick's day tomorrow. Anyone have any good Guinness beer recipes? Ah, who am I kidding. I'll just end up drinking the Guinness. What are y'all gonna make to eat tomorrow? Can anyone guess the lady above? Answer here at Gorgeous Women Drinking Guinness.
Running
Hmmmm. I don't know if I could change my running style and I don't think I want to go to a new shoe that "chops the sole down to something flat, thin, and flexible". I like my shoes comfy and springy. What Your Body Goes Through When You Run (And How Not To Injure It).
Pics Of The 70's
Yeah, yeah, it's pushing how we destroyed the environment but it's still cool to see how things looked back in the 70's. 16 Photographs That Capture The Best And Worst Of 1970s America.
Teachers Gone Wild
While our elected officials continue to figure out how to ban guns, teachers in our public school system continue to attack the children they've been entrusted to teach. It's almost a daily occurrence. Strange Female Teacher Scandals.
Wonder Woman
Not bad. Wonder Woman vs Nazis in a fan made trailer.
Pron Search Habits
There is nothing naughty (i.e NSFW) at the PRONMD link but it does have the word "porn" in the web address so don't go clicking this at work but it does break down by country, state, etc what the top 10 search terms were for pron in those areas over the last 6 months. European countries seem to search for their countries own pron while the states are, well all over the place. Kentucky's #1 was free gay pron. Go figure.
Misheard Song Lyrics
More misheard song lyrics here.
Cats Of The Zodiac
Cats Of The Zodiac. Needs more Grumpy Cat I think.
Kitteh Video
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Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your rear
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2013 05:31 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 05:31 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 05:32 PM (hSLJC)
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 16, 2013 05:32 PM (PBm/l)
Posted by: PabloD at March 16, 2013 05:33 PM (p/c80)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 05:34 PM (Jcd0S)
One purple camisole, 16 fluid ounces of silicone, and 1 pint of Guinness
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 05:35 PM (mCvL4)
Where the hell is your spirit of scientific inquiry and stuff? Bring me those boobehs and a white coat, stat!!
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 16, 2013 05:35 PM (hSLJC)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 05:35 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 05:36 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2013 05:37 PM (ZdciU)
Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 16, 2013 05:37 PM (vanqS)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 05:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 05:38 PM (Jcd0S)
BTW, morons, the end game has already started in the EU. Cyprus just confiscated 10% of bank deposits. I'll say that again, over the weekend, when the banking system was closed, Cyprus just deducted 10% roughly from all bank accounts.
The fools must have a gun to their heads (with Putin on the other end -- Cyprus is a haven for Russian mafia money) as they've just triggered the biggest bank run you can imagine. They'll have to impose capital controls immediately to stop the massive bleeding.
ANd don't think that can't happen here. In fact, it will probably be happenning even sooner than I think.
Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 16, 2013 05:38 PM (Pqgwi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: beldar conehead at March 16, 2013 05:39 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 09:34 PM (Jcd0S)
SHUT IT!
NCKate, I suddenly found a bunch of weight when I retired from the Navy. He's welcome to it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:40 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 16, 2013 05:40 PM (NNTrd)
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Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 16, 2013 05:40 PM (v5lxX)
They are the real deal. Don't ask how I know.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 05:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 16, 2013 05:41 PM (GHpOB)
Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 16, 2013 09:38 PM (Pqgwi)
*ahem* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Banking_Act
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:42 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2013 05:42 PM (ZdciU)
Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 16, 2013 05:43 PM (NNTrd)
That '70's exhibit is supposed to showcase the best and worst of the decade - and there's no picture of Carter?
That's the worst of the decade right there.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 05:44 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 05:45 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2013 09:42 PM (ZdciU)
Charlotte? Hell, that's close enough I could deliver it. 
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:45 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 05:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 16, 2013 05:46 PM (NNTrd)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 16, 2013 05:46 PM (USjX1)
>>Goddard's early work was often ridiculed by the media
I'm a big fan of his Caddis pattern. It can be deadly in a size 14.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 05:47 PM (nXNNz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 05:47 PM (Jcd0S)
What??? The Times, wrong??? Surely you jest...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:47 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: kawfytawk at March 16, 2013 05:48 PM (qdzWt)
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2013 05:48 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 05:48 PM (bxiXv)
35 GGE, send it down to Charlotte, please. This boy is a skeleton.
Runners like that have to keep moving. If they stop for just a week..BOOM..
Posted by: Pecan Scandi - Second string All Star commenter at March 16, 2013 05:49 PM (lX6ac)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 05:49 PM (nXNNz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 05:51 PM (Jcd0S)
Careful. Half us old fuckers here were those hipsters in the 70's.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 05:51 PM (zPVBH)
FWIW, I have received four phone calls from the local fish wrap wanting to know why I cancelled and if I would like to re-subscribe. grrr
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:51 PM (Mq0Dp)
Shouldn't the banana on that 70s chick's shirt have a condom on it? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 09:36 PM (Jcd0S)
AIDs hadn't yet hit. Not long ago I saw "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" about the '70's single's bar culture. In one scene, the nice Irish Catholic guy who is about to bed Diane Keaton (a slut who comes to a very bad end) pulls a condom out of his pocket and she roars with laughter, grabs the condom, blows it into a balloon and ridicules the poor guy so much he flees from her apartment.
Ah yes, young'uns, there was a time when condoms were considered as passe as Brylcream and poodle skirts. The scene jolted me because in a few years after the film was made, suddenly condoms weren't so funny anymore.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 05:51 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 05:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Hopeless at March 16, 2013 05:52 PM (pQXbd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 05:52 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 05:53 PM (8sCoq)
Yep. Called it.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 16, 2013 05:53 PM (celt+)
It is a new cable, so I see three possibilities:
1) Bad HDMI port - the card is doing fine on the DVI port, so it isn't the whole graphics card
2) Bad HDMI cable - just picked it up today and I have nothing else to test it with
3) I noticed that the case has a small bump above the port, so it is not quite as far in as it could be since it bumps against the plastic molding of the cable's connector.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 05:53 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 16, 2013 05:54 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 09:51 PM (zPVBH)
It could be worse. http://www.bikebeerbbq.com/weasel-poop-makes-great-beer/
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:54 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2013 05:54 PM (tonYs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 05:54 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 16, 2013 05:55 PM (tOkJB)
***
If it happened hear I think it would be time to get the rope and pitch forks...
You can't just take 10% of people's bank accounts.
Especially if you exclude government employees...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 05:55 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2013 09:52 PM (bxiXv)
That's it, thanks!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:55 PM (Mq0Dp)
I've written the last check to those buffoons. One of the editors of the Op-Ed page is a neighbor.
Since we got our new (sorta) red Gov I just can't that rag anymore.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 05:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 05:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: kawfytawk at March 16, 2013 05:57 PM (qdzWt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 05:57 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: CarolT at March 16, 2013 05:57 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 05:58 PM (8sCoq)
The Continentals run very smooth, I had forgotten what it was like to drive that car without the shake. I certainly don't miss it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 05:58 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: kawfytawk at March 16, 2013 05:58 PM (qdzWt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 05:58 PM (bxiXv)
"The 80's definitely gave the 70's a run for the money when it comes to style.... "
Ah, I miss '80's clothes. I'm tall, with narrow shoulders and a small waist (it was smaller then) and I was able to pull off the shoulder pads and big belts and big hair and jewelry. Good for tall women with hourglass figures. Not a good look for more petite types though. The problem with the shoulder pads was when the sewn-in ones in sweaters would get all lumpy when you washed them, so you'd then look like you had some sort of weird deformation. I'd cut the pads out, but then the sweater wouldn't fit exactly right.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 05:58 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2013 05:59 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 06:00 PM (Mq0Dp)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:00 PM (sTfkB)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at March 16, 2013 06:01 PM (E55AK)
I always picture Melanie Griffith in "Working Girl" when I think of the shoulder pad trend of the '80s.
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2013 06:01 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at March 16, 2013 06:01 PM (Cnqmv)
I used to "mishear" Aerosmith's 'Walk This Way' as 'Park Display'.
Posted by: Bela Lugosi at March 16, 2013 06:01 PM (CZCbG)
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 16, 2013 06:02 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 06:02 PM (Jcd0S)
5) Receiving device HDMI port misconfigured or bad.
***
I do have *two* monitors and tried both. So the odds that the problem is with both monitors is low.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 06:02 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 06:02 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Morris at March 16, 2013 06:02 PM (o7wsa)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 06:02 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 06:03 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:03 PM (LBUCy)
There will still be a run, even though they've already debited the accounts. Fool me once.... No one will want to leave any money in for the same thing to happen again. You've just told everyone that physical cash is safer and more valuable than money in the bank.
When people in the rest of the EU realize that if they do it in Cyprus, they'll do it in Spain, Italy, Greece, etc, they'll be getting their money out as well.
Anyone with any sense about the banking system knows this is epic stupidity, which is why this is end-game stuff and tells us Don Corleone as it were has made them an offer they can't refuse.
Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at March 16, 2013 06:03 PM (Pqgwi)
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 06:03 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 16, 2013 06:04 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 06:06 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Steve Trevor at March 16, 2013 06:06 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 16, 2013 06:07 PM (/2MQ5)
The Hawks are just manhandling the Stars tonight.
They've already got a touchdown and extra point on the board.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2013 06:08 PM (nXNNz)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 06:08 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:09 PM (LBUCy)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 16, 2013 06:09 PM (bxiXv)
Beautiful Jessica Alba looking girl in a bikini sidles up to a distraught, I guess good looking guy reading an electronic book.
She sells him on Kindle, he buys it and asks her to have a drink. She says, my husband is bringing me a drink, and he says, "so is mine".
The beautiful gorgeous bikini clad Jessica and the guy that is maybe good looking both glance back towards their 2 husbands drinking an laughing at the bar.
Fantastic.
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 06:09 PM (Atfge)
He called her, "Wonderful Woman"
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 06:10 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at March 16, 2013 06:11 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 06:11 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 16, 2013 06:12 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 06:12 PM (+8svt)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 06:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 10:08 PM (8sCoq)
the lasso of truth was awesome when Willam Marston created Wonder Woman
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 06:12 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:13 PM (LBUCy)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 10:12 PM (+8svt)
can never forget Lynda Carter's legendary cameltoe
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 06:15 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 06:15 PM (Cnqmv)
Jean
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 06:16 PM (Atfge)
Disgusting.
http://tinyurl.com/a5ppbrw
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:16 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 06:16 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 16, 2013 06:18 PM (GVxQo)
It's been a beautiful day in Dallas, so we were out on the scoot...gonna go out again tomorrow.
I love mondegreens. About 12 years ago, I found some crazy internet site with misheard lyrics and since that day I can't listen to Mellencamp's "Jack and Diane" without hearing the following:
"Jackie sits back reflects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his fast-change knees"
Also my favorite of my own from Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"
"Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Someone who spies or the wife of a postman, wife of a postman"
You all have a fantastic rest of your weekend.
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at March 16, 2013 06:18 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 10:15 PM (vJdyz)
It was the whole camel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:18 PM (3Mkrp)
Bing has not taste in women if it censored that link.
She's almost as hot as you are!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:19 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: akula51 at March 16, 2013 06:20 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2013 09:51 PM (zPVBH)
-------------------------
I never liked beer until I tasted Guinness.
For bonus awesomeness, I discovered that if one drinks it with Buffalo wings, something in the wings brings out a caramel flavor in the beer.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 16, 2013 06:21 PM (celt+)
Where did it go? Guessing someone complained...
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 06:21 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 16, 2013 10:12 PM (+8svt)
Ever see "Haywire?"
Smokin' hot actress, and the fight scenes were excellent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:21 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2013 06:22 PM (SsP73)
Why do wingnuts make shit up so often?
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 16, 2013 06:22 PM (IhNgM)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 06:22 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 06:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:23 PM (7tVNd)
Posted by: Icedog at March 16, 2013 10:22 PM (9ScGj)
And sorta disturbing.
It's not even sexy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:23 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 06:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 16, 2013 06:23 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 16, 2013 06:24 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 06:25 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)
I've certainly gotten stewed on Guinness, but it normally takes about an hour.
Posted by: Vicar of Wakeful at March 16, 2013 06:25 PM (aDwsi)
It's like the Irish had it easy or something.
Posted by: akula51
Guinness is a porter. So, duh.
If you want bitter, order a bitter or a fookin' IPA.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 06:25 PM (UCv7P)
I'm disgusted by your objectification of women!
http://tinyurl.com/b7n89cy
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:25 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 16, 2013 06:26 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 06:26 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Vicar of Wakeful at March 16, 2013 10:25 PM (aDwsi)
Guinness with a Jameson's back should fix that problem.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:26 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 06:27 PM (29+x5)
Lynda Carter = Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman = Lynda Carter
There can be no debate about this from the perspective of a 70's TV viewer.
Posted by: spc at March 16, 2013 06:28 PM (CtffS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)
She looks like a normal person, not like an airbrushed, pumped-up Barbie.
Well, a hot, normal person with a knockout body.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:29 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 06:29 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:30 PM (uPUrh)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 16, 2013 06:30 PM (tOkJB)
Somebody say something outrageous. You were all thinking it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 06:31 PM (4Mv1T)
Jean, why can't we just leave people the ... heck alone?
Because some folks are so insecure about their sexual choices that they cannot rest until they have forced anyone who might disagree with it to change. Guilty consciences trying to stamp out anyone who might remind them that they are less than normal.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 06:31 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Bill R. at March 16, 2013 06:32 PM (QnRSM)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 06:33 PM (Cnqmv)
Ya know...Tobacco Road is sort of a cunt....
What? You know you were thinking it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:33 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Tenderheart at March 16, 2013 06:33 PM (Bx3LA)
Gina Carano.
Fucking ridiculous.
http://tinyurl.com/bdy6oe2
And can fucking kick your ass. Which makes her hotter for some reason.
That looks incredibly fake/photoshopped.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 06:33 PM (GULKT)
Damn you, Cypress. Stop giving the SCOAMF ideas.
Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2013 06:34 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 06:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 06:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 06:35 PM (PP8La)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 16, 2013 10:26 PM (XvrTA)
Aaaand that's why they call them "misheard lyrics." AKA mondegreens. Because WTF are "fast-change knees?"
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at March 16, 2013 06:36 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 06:36 PM (PP8La)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 06:36 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)
I've written the last check to those buffoons. One of the editors of the Op-Ed page is a neighbor.
Since we got our new (sorta) red Gov I just can't that rag anymore.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T)
That was me in 2008. You haven't just turned 45, have you?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 06:36 PM (kaalw)
That photo of Ms. Carano has been chopped, channeled, lifted, bored, stroked and ready to rumble.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 06:37 PM (4Mv1T)
As Commander M noted about someone named Herbert, I too am reading challenged. I read that as Congressional Medal of Honor. I just clicked on the link and actually skimmed the story. It is not the CMH being referenced.
Posted by: Bill R. at March 16, 2013 06:37 PM (QnRSM)
Posted by: David Duke at March 16, 2013 06:37 PM (m50qE)
Libertarians want to leave people the fk heck alone. Do you think you know best? How do you know it?
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 06:38 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: Barry Trotsky at March 16, 2013 06:39 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 06:39 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 06:40 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: nom nom at March 16, 2013 06:40 PM (4uuov)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 06:41 PM (2aO3a)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 06:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 06:42 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 06:43 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 10:40 PM (ZPrif)
yeah, but it would be one hell of a ride!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:43 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)
What? You know you were thinking it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
One word.
Arugula.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)
Reminder: Comcast own PMSNBC.
Decouple your email from your ISP. You should rely only on Comcast for moving packets around. This will also save you a world of pain when you dump them for a different ISP or when you move and can't get Comcast at your new location.
"I cannot receive the Rush Limbaugh daily email, I get it at my work email and forward home."
Every human resources pro I know says, "Don't allow your work e-mail in-box to contain anything other than work-related e-mail, EVAR." Turn that shit off until you get yourself your own private webmail address somewhere other than work or Comcast.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 16, 2013 06:45 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 10:44 PM (4Mv1T)
For me, it's just one more reason to hate Obama.
[it really is good on pizza]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:46 PM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 06:47 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 16, 2013 06:48 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 06:48 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 06:48 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 10:48 PM (GEICT)
Well, am I at least partially redeemed for this evening's pizzas? (home made of course)
1. Spicy sausage and mozzarella.
2. Sopresatta and mozarrella.
Not a single leaf of arugula to be found!
Oh, and lots of bourbon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2013 06:49 PM (3Mkrp)
I complemented well with the stout, breaking into the vacation money so I could extend the free ones. Fell asleep on the on-and-off bus afterward, missed my stop, and looped around Dublin one more time. Nice town, though it takes a long time to loop around it twice. They don't rob the drunks who pass out on their buses - so they got that going for them.
Posted by: David Duke at March 16, 2013 06:50 PM (m50qE)
http://tinyurl.com/b4oh627
Google her. And then we'll see you tomorrow.
Oh I know who she is. She was on the short lived reboot of American Gladiators before getting noticed in MMA. And she can certainly kick my ass, not so much many of the other professional female fighters she fought. And yeah she's smoking hot. But God does that first photo you linked look airbrushed to hell.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 06:50 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 16, 2013 10:48 PM (NzBQO)
If you can get over that you will look goofy in them, best running shoes are still by Vibram
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 06:52 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 16, 2013 10:39 PM
Good thinkin'. Added bonus: the PVC won't set off metal detectors.
Excellent suggestions by all. If I get topped or taken by the stasi, morons, dig under the gnome by the swing set.
Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2013 06:52 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 06:53 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 06:54 PM (29+x5)
Peru: All of the top 10 are gay, "Just Bieber" (#4)
Chile: 9 of the top 10 are gay
Iceland: Native American (gay) (#2), prostate massage (#6)
Czech Republic: "fist ffm" (#1), castrated shemale (#6)
Romania: mom and son (#1)
Hungary: mom and son (#2)
Ukraine: "raincoat (gay)" (#1)
Russia: mom (#10) [only surprised that "vlad putin" not on the list]
Turkey: rape (#7) [now there's a shocker]
Syria: "doctor anal" (#4), suppository (gay) (#6)
Lebanon: "sleeping girl" (#1), "shit orgy" (#4), shemale (#6)
Israel: prostate (#1), cop (gay) (#5)
Palestinian: family (#1)
Iran: "daddy love (gay)" (#4), "hotel businessman" (#6)
India: rape (#7)
Malaysia: rape (#
Morocco: anorexic (#3) vs. "big ass" (#4)
Libya: "silver daddies (gay)" (#1), "american anal sluts" (#3), nun (#4)
Egypt: "japan bus" (#
South Africa: poop (#10)
Kenya: "fake vagina (gay)" (#9) [insert Obama joke here]
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 16, 2013 06:55 PM (k4bdL)
And that is a long effing way down. We had a 3 meter board at our neighborhood pool growing up. Used to do swan dives, and can openers. Bit through my lip in a dive when I hit the water 'cause you had to kind of flip under water to keep from hitting the 10 ft bottom.
Anyway. 30 feet is a long way to that liquid asphalt.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 10:52 PM (vJdyz)
Really? I feel like I would break all my toes.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 16, 2013 06:58 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 06:59 PM (wR+pz)
They deserve it, I have Comcast for phone, internet and cable. They
block conservative emails. Supposedly they are blocking spam."
Reminder: Comcast own PMSNBC.
Never had that problem but I got rid of Comcast a few weeks ago when I read that it was their policy not to accept any firearms advertising.
Posted by: Bill R. at March 16, 2013 06:59 PM (QnRSM)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 06:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 10:08 PM (8sCoq)
*******
Now wait just a minute. How do you know that Superman wasn't really flying an invisible airplane when he flew around? Like one with a lie down in the prone position type arrangement. Huh? Huh? I'll bet you can't prove it.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:00 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 16, 2013 10:55 PM (k4bdL)
Didn't Chris Stevens have grey hair?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:00 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:00 PM (jucos)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 10:58 PM (ORGYc)
*****
But you win the gold medal in the hashtag category.
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 16, 2013 07:01 PM (k4bdL)
Superstitious and reality averse ...
No, not you. I mean this bestiality critter that you admit you hate. Does it have fur? Big teeth? Mammary glands?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 07:01 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 16, 2013 10:58 PM (NzBQO)
as long as you take it easy at first, muscle memory is quite to pick it up and protect yourself. But at the start, you really do have to take it easy as your whole body is gonna get jacked up with the new muscles you work out while doing the barefoot running
Posted by: The Dude at March 16, 2013 07:02 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)
Already on TPB. Wait a year until it shows up in Big Lots for $3, or torrent it. I'm skeptical about some of its historical accuracy and total emphasis on one character.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:04 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 07:04 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)
And luckily I'm not andyperu.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 11:03 PM (ORGYc)
Or andylebanon...
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 16, 2013 07:05 PM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 07:05 PM (8sCoq)
We torture animals then eat them, but cons are afraid we are going to fk them (bestiality), so the cons want to control sex, but not torture.
Do the Stupids hear a bell clamoring?
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 07:06 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 07:06 PM (wR+pz)
You are now in the "TR's Best Friends Club", 'cause my wife says all my friends behave this way. The upside being, it makes ME look good, and ...
free beer.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 07:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Yale Taft Portman: Gay Son at March 16, 2013 07:07 PM (wIgpo)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 07:07 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: angel with a sword at March 16, 2013 07:08 PM (3RiPs)
We torture animals then eat them, but cons are afraid we are going to fk them (bestiality), so the cons want to control sex, but not torture.
Do the Stupids hear a bell clamoring?
I see you finally managed to look up "bestiality" between posts mocking conservatives for being ignorant.
You haven't answered my question - why do want to deny people the right to marry animals? Why won't you just leave them alone?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 07:08 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 16, 2013 07:08 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:06 PM (Atfge)
Its raykon. Trollbust the fuckhead now so we're not hearing his idiotic ramblings in another hour.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 07:09 PM (GULKT)
They may have just given us all saltpeter at that point.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 07:10 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:10 PM (ORGYc)
Its raykon. Trollbust the fuckhead now so we're not hearing his idiotic ramblings in another hour.
Who else would refer to bestiality as an animal while berating us for ignorance?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 07:10 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:11 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 16, 2013 11:08 PM (UrENZ)
Busch Gardens in Van Nuys, CA had a small amusement park and brewery tours. Unfortunately, (1) I was too young for the beer in those wondrous times, and (2) it was all Bud and Michelob.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:11 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 07:11 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 07:11 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:12 PM (pLvWv)
I didn't realize there was a strong "legalize bestiality" contingent among liberals.
I guess I should have.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:12 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 11:10 PM (ORGYc)
That is sick and twisted. I'm still chuckling.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:12 PM (kaalw)
Shit head, I say if people want to marry animals, so be it.
Think about it, we torture animals with imprisonment then kill and eat them.
You're saying it's cruel to marry one?
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 07:13 PM (Atfge)
We torture animals then eat them, but cons are afraid we are going to fk them (bestiality), so the cons want to control sex, but not torture.
Do the Stupids hear a bell clamoring?
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:06 PM (Atfge)
No thanks on the bestiality, I don't want a creampie when I eat a burger.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 07:13 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 07:13 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: toby928© drinks the sweet tea of despair at March 16, 2013 07:13 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:14 PM (ZPrif)
And how come when Superman flies around with Jimmy Olsen or Lois Lane at supersonic speeds their cheeks aren't flapping in the airstream?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:15 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 07:15 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 07:15 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 07:15 PM (Atfge)
We kill them. Torturing animals is still illegal. If you don't believe me, contact PETA.
Think of this as Obama's drone policy applied to animals.
(I know, I'm encouraging the troll--but it's late and I'm bored.)
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:15 PM (74Nmg)
See? Yosemite Sam. Good huh?
Tic Toc. Take a fuckin' hike, dill weed.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 07:16 PM (4Mv1T)
I'm really curious what liberals you know who are pro-bestiality.
Name three.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:16 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 07:16 PM (PP8La)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 07:16 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 07:16 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (Zd/NW)
Shit head, I say if people want to marry animals, so be it.
I know, I just wanted you to admit it.
Think about it, we torture animals with imprisonment then kill and eat them.
You say that like it is a bad thing. Why won't you leave people alone to do what they want?
You're saying it's cruel to marry one?
I was asking you why you opposed it. Wherever did you get the notion I opposed it?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (P7nGQ)
You're saying it's cruel to marry one?
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:13 PM
It's definitely unusual punishment.
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2013 07:17 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:18 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 07:18 PM (wR+pz)
Liberals who are pro-bestiality. Name 'em.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:18 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: archie goodwin at March 16, 2013 07:19 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: toby928© waxes Shatnerian at March 16, 2013 07:19 PM (QupBk)
I didn't realize there was a strong "legalize bestiality" contingent among liberals.
I guess I should have.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 11:12 PM (74Nmg)
Early on, they realized that there were people who would say things like "exerting political power into every aspect of someone's life is as bad as _______ -- you just can't do that!" So they've taken every possible horror and depravity -- and mere social gaffes and eccentricities -- and made them "just as good as" the golden age we've enjoyed.
Accordingly, you cannot say that bestiality is just as bad as child prostitution -- because they'll argue that neither bestiality nor child prostitution is any worse than how things are today. Institutionalized racism, political determination of belief and conscience, slavery, beheading apostates, stoning rape victims.....it's all watered down and devalued, so that the ultimate lefty totalitarian control can't look bad.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:19 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:19 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Rosie at March 16, 2013 07:20 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:20 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)
I thought she didn't date pricks?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:20 PM (ORGYc)
Now, THAT was fun!
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 16, 2013 11:13 PM (wR+pz)
Yeah, but does the bartender give you a ration of crap if you want it mixed with Coke?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:21 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:22 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Rosie at March 16, 2013 07:22 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 11:15 PM (JMmQ9)
C'mon! C'mon!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:22 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)
Tic Toc, how long have you been fucking animals? Fancy that cute little poodle next door, do you? Filled with lust for the orange tabby down the street? Get a hard-on when the Budweiser Clydesdales are on TV?
To Tic Toc, "Animal Planet" is hot prOn. Of course, he's a lefty, which helps him during his courtship rituals. He only has to give Fido a cookie, he doesn't have to make intelligent conversation with it.
But Tic Toc has a sad. Those mean cons won't let him marry Fido. He wants his rights.
Of course, tic toc might be a sock. I've been fooled before. The problem is lefties say so much damn ridiculous stuff these days that it's hard to tell when someone's putting you on.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:23 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:23 PM (+NNlC)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:23 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (PP8La)
I'm reading up on Cyprus now. Just WOW!
I hope there's a DOOM post Monday. The end times may finally be here...
And let it burn...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (AC0lD)
Unless it's a baby a couple months from being born.
Then feel free to stab them in the head with a pair of scissors and toss their carcass in the garbage.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (74Nmg)
So, what I'm saying is Linda Carter as Wonder Woman made this young boy's voice drop an octave back in the day. And Superman is a phony.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Seabiscuit at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (jucos)
Obviously, Superman is gay and get off on the phallic symbolism.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:24 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:25 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:25 PM (+NNlC)
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:26 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:26 PM (ZPrif)
They fucked up doing it small bore. All the PIGS are going to freak on Monday and there'll be epic bank runs.
The cannibalism could start within weeks.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:27 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 07:27 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:28 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2013 07:28 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 07:28 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 07:28 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:28 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Gentle Ben at March 16, 2013 07:29 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 16, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)
You pen them, you feed them in squalor, then you kill and eat their bodies
You are sick.
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:25 PM (Atfge)
I'm just gettin' this weird vibe.....like this guy has never been in 4-H, and has never seen raw meat without saran wrap and a tray.....call me weird.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:29 PM (kaalw)
And then you got your red Kryptonite, and your gold Kryptonite, which don't kill Superman, but alter his character in various ways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 11:27 PM (29+x5)
*******
Yeah, well like I said, he's a big phony.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:29 PM (pLvWv)
You are sick.
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:25 PM (Atfge)
Given our discussion of bestiality, I don't think our definition of "eat" is the same as yours.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:29 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:30 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:30 PM (+NNlC)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Cicero Kid loves him sum skwerls, but not in that tictoc way at March 16, 2013 07:31 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 07:31 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:32 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:32 PM (+NNlC)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 11:28 PM (8sCoq)
********
Yes! This is the type of insightful analysis that I seek when I come to AoSHQ, the award-winning blog.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:32 PM (pLvWv)
Oh, but Tic Toc, animal flesh is so nice and tasty. Especially a good rare ribeye, with blood on the plate. It's practically still mooing at that point. Yummy!!!
Or a nice saddle of Bambi...now, I'm hungry.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:33 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 16, 2013 07:33 PM (kBXOi)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 07:33 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: The Chicken at March 16, 2013 07:33 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2013 07:33 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:34 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 07:34 PM (8sCoq)
Yale.
http://is.gd/DnZHvA
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 11:31 PM (hO8IJ)
Yale? You betcha! They ott tu yust yump 'round them yahoos, and put 'em all in yale.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:34 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Tic Toc
You have no fucking idea, you pastey little fuck. I'll compare IQs, W-2s, wife's beauty, horsepower, net worth, acreage, and anything else you want to compare.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)
http://is.gd/DnZHvA
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 11:31 PM (hO8IJ)
I'm fully aware of Yale's reputation, but even there...$50 says that survey resulted from a few frat guys who thought it'd be funny to answer that they'd engaged in bestiality.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (74Nmg)
****
They were rolled up about the size of a suppository
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 11:33 PM (MhA4j)
*******
When I was a kid I always envisioned a pouch-like thingy, like a pouch, on the lower end of his cape, just for his clothes. Made sense when I was six.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 11:32 PM (+NNlC)
It was in Cyprus, for some religious festival (I saw that mentioned in one article).
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (kaalw)
Drive by, just want to say good evening and then it's bedtime for the old folk.
But i do want to leave y'all with 2 images to ponder.
Imagine Rosie O'Donnell and Helen Thomas in spandex.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2013 07:35 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:36 PM (+NNlC)
That's why I'm an award-winning commenter
I'm more than just ampersands, folks
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 11:34 PM (8sCoq)
*******
Okay smart guy- then why did he duck when the bad guy threw the gun?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:37 PM (pLvWv)
I'm really curious what liberals you know who are pro-bestiality. Name three. Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 11:16 PM (74Nmg)
Anybody who has ever laid Roseanne Barr, although I don't know if that gets you to 3.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:37 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 07:37 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 07:37 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Cicero Kid has a freezer full of animal tissue at March 16, 2013 07:38 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:38 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:38 PM (ZPrif)
http://is.gd/DnZHvA
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at March 16, 2013 11:31 PM (hO8IJ)
I'm fully aware of Yale's reputation, but even there...$50 says that survey resulted from a few frat guys who thought it'd be funny to answer that they'd engaged in bestiality.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 11:35 PM (74Nmg)
Probably the same ones that labeled the Lambda Alpha Upsilons as being a bunch of "cows".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 07:38 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 07:39 PM (MhA4j)
Contempt that anyone would do something that stupid... like us and raykon's trolling. (Speaking of "ducks", IYKWIMAITTYD.)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:39 PM (ORGYc)
That one's easy. Superman has super strength, so he just compresses his Clark Kent suit into a wafer the size of a poker chip, and slips it into a hidden pocket of his Super Suit.
*******
Then how come we don't always see Clark Kent in wrinkly clothes? I don't think they had permanent press in the '50s.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (+NNlC)
Rhoids and his hidden suit.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 11:38 PM
Super acting chops?
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy Dept. at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (MhA4j)
Superman == Super sphincter.
Poor guy was constipated all the time.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: EROWMER at March 16, 2013 07:40 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 07:41 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Charles I used to be somebody Johnson at March 16, 2013 07:41 PM (f51GQ)
OK- Nyquil's kicking in. See ya later instigators.
Oh, and Seinfeld, if you're lurking like I know you do, I'm sorry for questioning your hero. I'm not trying to be iconoclastic, it's just that I think a little skepticism is a good thing when we are considering making major policy decisions on iffy physics.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 16, 2013 07:43 PM (pLvWv)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:43 PM (+NNlC)
378And why did Superman strain and grimace when he bent a piece of re-bar?
That was his war-face, moron!
Posted by: Cicero Kid has a freezer full of animal tissue at March 16, 2013 07:43 PM (UrENZ)
I hope no one is offended... but if you are, hey ... shit happens
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 07:43 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2013 07:44 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 16, 2013 07:44 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:44 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 16, 2013 07:45 PM (jucos)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 11:44 PM
1. beer
2. boobs
3. superman
Got it
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 07:45 PM (mCvL4)
Why do girls trim their toes?
Because they are silly and ignorant! Pay them no heed, my darling; devote your attention to me, your true lover! No human female can compare with what I have to offer!
Posted by: Seabiscuit at March 16, 2013 07:45 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:45 PM (ORGYc)
I hope no one is offended... but if you are, hey ... shit happens
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 11:43 PM (mCvL4)
I was here earlier so I really didn't skip to the end...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 16, 2013 07:46 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 07:46 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:46 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 07:46 PM (8sCoq)
Superman couldn't see through girl's underwear because '50's underwear was made of kryptonite.
My mother continued to wear girdles and slips and those cross-your-heart bras long after they were no longer in fashion. Believe me, the Man of Steel couldn't have gotten past those things.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:47 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: Cicero Kid waits patiently for his sourdough bread at March 16, 2013 07:47 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 07:47 PM (g7q64)
Has anyone upped the ante to bestial necrophilia yet? I'm pretty sure that's just a liberal thing.
Hmm. Tic Toc dead might be an improvement. Thanks for the suggestion.
Posted by: Seabiscuit at March 16, 2013 07:48 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 16, 2013 11:44 PM (nZvGM)
Had somone of questionable sexuality bad mouthing the 30.06 too. And isn't that like bad mouthing the greatest generation. and isn't that like bad mouthing the USA? I will not stand by while homos bad mouth the greatest nation on Earth!!!
Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 07:48 PM (OQpzc)
My mother continued to wear girdles and slips and those cross-your-heart bras long after they were no longer in fashion. Believe me, the Man of Steel couldn't have gotten past those things.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 11:47 PM (7FqJH)
You mean lead lined.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 07:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2013 07:49 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:49 PM (ZPrif)
Meanwhile, everyone else at CPAC pretty much said it's time for Jeb and his family's consigliere Rove to take a flying fuck
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 07:49 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at March 16, 2013 07:50 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 07:50 PM (g7q64)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 07:50 PM (UCv7P)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:50 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:51 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:49 PM (Atfge)
Except baby humans.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 07:51 PM (74Nmg)
This was not a good thread to have insomnia with. Uggh
Sorry. I just wanted to see what I could get him to say, and after that the opportunity to do some sockpuppeting was too good to miss.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 07:51 PM (P7nGQ)
Meanwhile, everyone else at CPAC pretty much said it's time for Jeb and his family's consigliere Rove to take a flying fuck
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 11:49 PM (mCvL4)
As I said, I want a governor or a recently left office governor from a red or purple state. Jeb Bush does not qualify as recently left office.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 07:51 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: L, elle at March 16, 2013 07:51 PM (0PiQ4)
I mean, what happens if him and Lois do it?
Ya gotta figure he'd blast her head off
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 07:53 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 07:53 PM (UCv7P)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:49 PM (Atfge)
Except baby humans.
Humans are animals?
What about eggs in the morning?
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 07:53 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:54 PM (+NNlC)
I mean, what happens if him and Lois do it?
Ya gotta figure he'd blast her head off
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 11:53 PM (mCvL4)
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 07:54 PM (GULKT)
See, the Cypriot government wanted them to steal nothing, then they compromised.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 07:54 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Piercello at March 16, 2013 07:54 PM (E/6f0)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:55 PM (+NNlC)
It would be interesting if some slaughterhouse were to implement abortion like termination procedures on livestock rather than the pneumatic bolts and such they're using...
...punch a small hole and vacuum their brains out.
I wonder how the left would react to that? If its "humane" enough for humans, its gotta be humane enough for livestock, right?
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:55 PM (MIhYM)
Superman == Super sphincter.
Poor guy was constipated all the time.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 11:40 PM (MIhYM)
Oh come on, he has a Super Colon, that thing could push a Buick through a garden hose.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 07:55 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:55 PM (j3uk1)
From reading twitter today, I gathered that Jeb Bush lectured everyone that unless we elect a nice guy like him ... DOOOM Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 11:49 PM (mCvL4)
Yeah, a nice rich RINO - that'll do the trick. It worked out so well for us last year.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:56 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2013 07:56 PM (ORGYc)
Just in case it didn't get covered (I don't think it broke until well after the thread this morning), has it been discussed that the IMF wanted to steal 40% of depositer's accounts?
Wait a moment. It is the EU that is doing this? I thought that this was the Cyprian gov's idea.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 07:56 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 11:54 PM (hO9ad)
Like Democrats always want us to compromise. They want to kill 2 babies and we don't want to kill any.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 07:57 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 11:51 PM (MIhYM)
Odds makers, pundits and other human debris can get 3 years of articles out of hanicapping the Rubio/Bush contest. Will he run and screw Rubio? Will Rubio have him drowned in a toilet? Tune in and see.
Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 07:57 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 07:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 07:58 PM (g7q64)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 07:58 PM (+NNlC)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 11:47 PM (Atfge)
That ain't tuna, now wiggle that ass for me.
Posted by: Moby Dick at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (j3uk1)
It'll be Rubio doing the screwing if that happens. FL is tired of Jeb. His shot was a decade ago.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (AC0lD)
I mean, unless there was an Aquawoman, the only woman he'd have a date with was Mary Jo Kopechne
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (mCvL4)
From the Misheard Lyrics video:
"A year's gone by since I broke my nose."
I've read a few interviews with Sting. I'd pay good coin to watch someone break Sting's nose.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2013 07:59 PM (g7q64)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 11:46 PM (AC0lD)
I'm sure the Leftists have Bestial Necrophobia somewhere on the list of barriers to be transgressed.
Posted by: meghan at March 16, 2013 08:00 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 08:00 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 08:00 PM (MIhYM)
Dude had it planned like a bank heist.
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 11:59 PM (sqp6o
Palin Steele must have been in the market for a new girlfriend. The last one must have become too much tire patches.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 08:01 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Award-winning commenter Jones in CO at March 16, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)
Libertarian here.
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 08:02 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 08:02 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 16, 2013 08:02 PM (j3uk1)
So, I think we have a new contender for stupidest troll.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 08:02 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 08:04 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)
"and eating foods that the Irish never had-like Corned beef)."
A guy from Cork I used to know was utterly baffled by the corned beef thing. He said he grew up eatting BACON and cabbage and potatoes.
How did bacon become corned beef in this country? That's not an improvement.
I don't have a drop of Irish blood, however, in their honor, I shall eat bacon and cabbage tomorrow, minus the cabbage.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 08:04 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 08:04 PM (UCv7P)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:05 PM (sqp6o)
Grey Fox, that's what's going to put lines outside of the banks. I be the ATMs across Southern Europe are already empty.
Golly. I wonder what the fallout over here is going to be?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 08:05 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 08:05 PM (MIhYM)
No. The 40% was the agreed figure between the German financial minister (who holds all sorts of strings, since their the only thing holding the EU above water) and the IMF for a bailout the Cypriot government needed to keep making payments on past debts. Cyprus came to the negotiation with the position that the money should have no strings or they'd abandon the EU. The bailout money itself came from the EU central bank, though the whole thing is so incestuous, that hardly matters.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:06 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:07 PM (sqp6o)
The correct response would have been "Well, its about fucking time!"
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 16, 2013 08:08 PM (MIhYM)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:09 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 08:10 PM (Y8t25)
I know why Superman ducked when the empty gun was thrown at him. When I was a kid, my older brother (an asshole) threw a blade open pocket knife at me as hard as he could, from less that 5 feet away. The opposite end from the blade hit me between the eyes. Still have the scar.
Posted by: EROWMER at March 16, 2013 08:10 PM (kxlCQ)
J Jonah Jameson is a longtime member of the MSM. When people read in the Daily Bugle that Spiderman is a menace and a danger to national security, will drone strikes be ordered on Aunt May's home?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 08:10 PM (mCvL4)
I read somewhere today that direct deposit is required, but I didn't get contest for where that was true. Even if that's not the case, you kind of have to keep some money in banks in order to pay bills as you can't wire money from your mattress and slipping loose cash in the mail system is probably not a great idea.
Why would you have any more than the next two weeks' worth of bills? No good reason.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:10 PM (hO9ad)
litigious
While I am glad you can spell it, you only get credit for vocab words if you define them, Tic Toc.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 08:11 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 08:11 PM (Y8t25)
Posted by: Donna V. at March 16, 2013 08:11 PM (7FqJH)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 16, 2013 08:12 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:12 PM (sqp6o)
Given whose money was in Cyprus banks, I'd look for a surge in polonium "accidents."
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:12 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:12 PM (ZPrif)
Golly.I wonder what the fallout over here is going to be? Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2013 12:05 AM
Zerohedge has live video of a bulldozer being parked in front of an ATM in Cyprus
Are they expecting Rachel Corrie to show up to withdraw 20 bucks to buy a mocha latte?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 08:13 PM (mCvL4)
WhileI am glad you can spell it, you only get credit for vocab words if you define them, Tic Toc.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2013 12:11 AM (P7nGQ)
Yeah. While this is *a* word in the English language, given recent history, we should make sure this is the word you intended to spell.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 08:15 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:16 PM (ZPrif)
If it is an IMF bailout, how much US money went into this thing?
And didn't Qdaffy want nothing to do with the IMF? Look what happened to him.
Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 08:16 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 11:59 PM (AC0lD)
With the bans on guns in Europe, banks are safer than under the mattress.
Posted by: Moby Dick at March 16, 2013 08:16 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:17 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Cyprus at March 16, 2013 08:17 PM (j3uk1)
I must have done more time travel than a thousand H. G. Wells. Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 17, 2013 12:12 AM
How about the blonde who slipped a mickey in your coffee so you loved 'em and left 'em faster than a Carol Marcus paternity suit
Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at March 16, 2013 08:17 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 11:59 PM (AC0lD)
Seriously. I'd think anybody who still had money in a bank in Cyprus by this point had merely forgotten that the bank was still there.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 08:18 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:18 PM (ZPrif)
When it all came to a head in Iceland a few years back, the people of the capitol showed up outside parliament one night all holding road flares.
The government decided it'd rather prosecute the bankers at long last and there was some pain from the widespread defaults, but the country is doing fine by all accounts these days.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:18 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Anqela_Merkel at March 16, 2013 08:19 PM (cCxiu)
That's OK. Larry Niven did the definitive analysis of that years ago.
"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"
http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2013 12:17 AM (sdi6R)
Comment 429 buddy 
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 08:19 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Cyprus at March 16, 2013 08:19 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:19 PM (ZPrif)
“We ask thee, boy, come and walk among us once more.”
Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2013 08:20 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:21 PM (ZPrif)
beguiled
scant
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 17, 2013 12:20 AM (Atfge)
I would say "monkey with a typewriter," but that would beg the question: Would you f'k the monkey?
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 08:21 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at March 16, 2013 08:22 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at March 17, 2013 12:17 AM
Then there was Spock's lame joke about the experience. Seriously, you think someone with his intellect and all the time in the world to fix a ship all by his lonesome would take some time to search the ship's computers for a good fuckin' joke
Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at March 16, 2013 08:23 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
There wasn't any warning. This got announced after the banks closed on Friday. The accounts are all electronically locked (no transfers until they reopen Tuesday after the theft). So the only option was to get what you could from the ATM and they seem to be exhausted.
The bigger question, as has been raised elsewhere, is, "Why have money in any bank in the PIIGS?" That's likely to get answered tomorrow night, our time.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:23 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:23 PM (ZPrif)
Did I mention the drunk bit?
Oh my God, I am about to be banned.
All of you morons...heck, whether you got BOOBS or not...you are in my tank.
Thank you, and goodnight, and if you encounter me when sober...well, you've got one of the seven objects.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2013 08:24 PM (xjpRj)
Awww, the Washington Times is reporting that Dems in KY say the "honeymoon is over" for Ashley Judd 
Looks like they are backing away.
http://tinyurl.com/bfx3adj
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, still <3s Perry at March 16, 2013 08:25 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:25 PM (sqp6o)
Cyprus banks have been in the toilet for a while now, though. Their condition was well known. Their stock value plummeted years ago. Nobody knew that this, specifically, would happened, but everybody should have known it wasn't a safe place to keep your savings.
You might as well have left your money in a cardboard box with a "don't steal" post-it note on it.
Posted by: AD at March 16, 2013 08:27 PM (74Nmg)
Posted by: Cyprus at March 17, 2013 12:19 AM (j3uk1)
It was close. They almost had to lay off some cops, teachers, and firefighters.
Posted by: Ook? at March 16, 2013 08:27 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 08:27 PM (0cUd9)
Posted by: simon jester at March 16, 2013 08:28 PM (EhSF0)
Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at March 16, 2013 08:28 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 16, 2013 08:29 PM (PP8La)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:29 PM (ZPrif)
Those guys didn't make their billions out of creating apps for mail order brides
I imagine that when an IMF or EU hack's favorite mistress is Fedexed to his wife in separate Tupperware containers, the Russians will get a few exemptions
Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2013 08:29 PM (mCvL4)
http://tinyurl.com/bfx3adj
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, still <3s Perry at March 17, 2013 12:25 AM (KL49F)
The Dem Party in Kentucky are just "rapey".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 08:29 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:29 PM (sqp6o)
What is wrong with the troll? You played with it too hard and broke it, didn't you? This is why you can't have nice things.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 16, 2013 08:30 PM (P7nGQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:31 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Navybrat at March 16, 2013 08:32 PM (t6Wu9)
Posted by: Ma Bell at March 16, 2013 08:33 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:33 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:33 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: simon jester at March 16, 2013 08:33 PM (EhSF0)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 08:33 PM (0cUd9)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 16, 2013 08:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2013 12:33 AM (sqp6o)
What channel?
Posted by: Steck at March 16, 2013 08:34 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:34 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:34 PM (j3uk1)
I'm still reading on Cyprus. If I had to take a guess at any type of event that would officially mark the start of "DOOM", this would be it.
Outside of paying short term bills as Methos pointed out, no one has any reason to keep more than a couple weeks worth of cash in any European bank.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 08:35 PM (AC0lD)
Ah, okay, I mistook what you meant.
On another note, given that our stock market is at an all time high, this would be a good time to get out. Banks looking to cover the deposit withdrawals that are certainly going to start tomorrow night have to raise cash somewhere and if that means selling our stocks (if they have any, and who even knows at this point), that's what they're going to do. And that's before getting into any cascade effects.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:35 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:36 PM (j3uk1)
524
Awww, the Washington Times is reporting that Dems in KY say the "honeymoon is over" for Ashley Judd Looks like they are backing away.
http://tinyurl.com/bfx3adj
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, still <3s Perry at March 17, 2013 12:25 AM (KL49F)
Not all that shocking. I think even the Kentucky Democrats know that they need to at least pay lip service to being "conservative" democrats to get elected so they can do exactly whatever Reid tells them to. And she wasn't going to be able to do that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 08:37 PM (GULKT)
Ahahahaha
Simpleton.
It's for the children. Or something.
Posted by: Socialists everywhere at March 16, 2013 08:37 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 08:37 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2013 08:38 PM (0cUd9)
Expect at least one Western European government to violently collapse by the end of the year. My guess is Greece or Spain.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2013 08:38 PM (DsPRa)
Posted by: Ma Bell at March 17, 2013 12:33 AM (uVuwp)
That also goes for if they ever put out their Cranberry Lambac again. That stuff is disgusting.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 08:39 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: simon jester at March 16, 2013 08:39 PM (EhSF0)
But what's up with Finland and "Granny" as number 2?
EWWWWWWW.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 16, 2013 08:41 PM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2013 08:41 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: toby928© is crashing hard at March 16, 2013 08:41 PM (QupBk)
Er, I wouldn't really advise it here, either. YMMV.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 08:42 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: toby928© is crashing hard at March 16, 2013 08:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:43 PM (j3uk1)
Most writers have kryptonite as the remnants of why the place blew up. Everybody would have died of the radiation if the whole kablooey thing didn't get them first. Imagine if the core of Earth were being converted to plutonium.
Further elaboration goes into whether this was a natural event, something the Kryptonians brought on themselves, or the act of somebody like Brainiac, who likes to enhance the value of the cities his shrinks and steals by killing off the rest of the planet.
The most recent version has Superman's costume only having the indestructible cape that came with him in the ship that brought him here as the sole item he didn't just buy in a store. A t-shirt with the family crest, jeans, and work boots. It isn't until he runs into Brainiac that he acquires the suit of Kryptonian armor. He doesn't need armor, of course, but it has a lot of other valuable features.
I guess Grant Morrison didn't like the traditional premise of Ma Kent reweaving the baby blankets to make the costume.
Posted by: epobirs at March 16, 2013 08:43 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 08:44 PM (UCv7P)
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 16, 2013 08:45 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 08:48 PM (Atfge)
He's dropped the underwear on the outside look, so there is some hope. But this doesn't seem to be a kryptonian superpower in general, otherwise how to explain the outfit worn by the current Supergirl? Appears to include a diaper in dire need of changing.
Posted by: epobirs at March 16, 2013 08:49 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at March 16, 2013 08:49 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 08:50 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: eman at March 16, 2013 08:50 PM (64rcm)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2013 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:53 PM (j3uk1)
WTF?
Never seen that happen b4.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 16, 2013 08:54 PM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 08:55 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 08:55 PM (4FmhF)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:57 PM (j3uk1)
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Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2013 12:50 AM (sdi6R)
Drudge only works on the weekends for big stories. This is a European story in a small country so it doesn't hit his radar. If Breitbart were here, Drudge would have a red siren going.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 08:58 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 17, 2013 12:55 AM (Zd/NW)
I'm just reading comments on ZeroHedge. Some are saying that up to 80% of the money in Cyprus was Russian.
Good luck with pissing off the Russians.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 08:58 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ray Sist, award-winning, low-information sociopath at March 16, 2013 08:58 PM (f3OmG)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 08:58 PM (j3uk1)
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Posted by: Navybrat at March 16, 2013 09:00 PM (t6Wu9)
A.D.A.M. Medical Encyclopedia.
PsychosisLast reviewed: March 7, 2012.
Psychosis is a loss of contact with reality that usually includes:
False beliefs about what is taking place or who one is (delusions)
Seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 09:02 PM (Atfge)
Then the banking cartel gets the message that they got away with it and they do it someplace bigger, and for more than 10%.
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 09:02 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 17, 2013 12:57 AM (j3uk1)
I don't see how Cyprus can be ignored if Europe starts draining the banks of cash. And from what I've been reading, the European banks are basically houses of cards.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 16, 2013 09:02 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: eman at March 16, 2013 09:02 PM (64rcm)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 17, 2013 12:57 AM (j3uk1)
Treasury just did the "stress tests" for US banks in the last few weeks, so that may keep the markets here from reacting.
Plus, there may be a bunch of Euro dollars pouring into the US markets if they feel Europe is boned.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 09:03 PM (Zd/NW)
Last reviewed: March 7, 2012.
Psychosis is a loss of contact with reality that usually includes:
False beliefs about what is taking place or who one is (delusions)
Seeing or hearing things that aren't there (hallucinations)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 09:04 PM (Atfge)
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Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 09:06 PM (j3uk1)
Winning numbers were - 3, 7, 21, 44, 53 and Powerball of 16.
The new jackpot annuity is now worth $260 million over 30 years. Or a cash lump sum of $161.1 million.
There is some good news, there was a number of Match 5 winners. Each winning ticket is worth $1 million. The winning tickets were sold in AZ, DC, GA, IL, LA, MD, MO, NJ, NY, TX, VA, and WV.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 09:07 PM (4FmhF)
I'm just reading comments on ZeroHedge. Some are saying that up to 80% of the money in Cyprus was Russian.
Good luck with pissing off the Russians.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2013 12:58 AM (AC0lD)
Putin is down with the haircut. Russian mob does not piss off Putin. KGB is a bit more ruthless than the RM.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 09:07 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 09:07 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 09:07 PM (sqp6o)
That's going to be the extreme short term question. Which is bigger: the amount of money depositers and other investors pull out of the EU to put here because we're *safer* or; the amount os money EU banks pull out of our markets to cover their losses, margin calls, hot tub parties, etc.?
Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2013 09:08 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 09:08 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: simon jester at March 17, 2013 12:28 AM (EhSF0)
Lol. It's really messed up.
Posted by: NWConservative at March 16, 2013 09:10 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 09:10 PM (4FmhF)
Posted by: eman at March 16, 2013 09:11 PM (64rcm)
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Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 09:12 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 09:12 PM (4FmhF)
Posted by: simon jester at March 16, 2013 09:14 PM (EhSF0)
That's going to be the extreme short term question. Which is bigger: the amount of money depositers and other investors pull out of the EU to put here because we're *safer* or; the amount os money EU banks pull out of our markets to cover their losses, margin calls, hot tub parties, etc.?
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2013 01:08 AM (hO9ad)
I think most of the European multinationals will be transferring as much of their cash to US or other off shore banks. The banks may have to cash out of their US investments, but the European bankers will be transferring their private accounts to US markets.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 09:14 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 17, 2013 01:12 AM (j3uk1)
That is probably why he is fine with the haircut.
Posted by: NWConservative at March 16, 2013 09:14 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 16, 2013 09:15 PM (Atfge)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 09:17 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Tic Toc at March 17, 2013 01:15 AM (Atfge)
World Class Blog right here ^
Posted by: NWConservative at March 16, 2013 09:17 PM (M1gmo)
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Posted by: eman at March 16, 2013 09:18 PM (64rcm)
Posted by: eman at March 17, 2013 01:18 AM (64rcm)
LOL!!!
Posted by: NWConservative at March 16, 2013 09:19 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 09:20 PM (4FmhF)
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3361794/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2013 01:18 AM (4FmhF)
I dislike that Japanese/manga fetish for cat/fox/animal ears and tails on people. Does the green one have vampire teeth??
Posted by: NWConservative at March 16, 2013 09:21 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 09:22 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 17, 2013 01:08 AM (j3uk1)
Putin has been propping up Cyprus as the RM's banker. The haircut is just a price of doing business. 10% is a lot less than what they would have to do to launder their money through legitimate banks.
Plus, Putin will have the KGB look the other way while the RM makes up their losses.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 09:24 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Oderus Urungus' Cuttlefish of Cthulhu at March 16, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)
And yes she seems to have some fangs, which is understandable if she is an animal in human disguise.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 09:27 PM (4FmhF)
Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2013 09:29 PM (sqp6o)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgBeTu6TZi4
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 09:30 PM (Zd/NW)
It got its feelings hurt, so it did some meth. Posted by: simon jester at March 17, 2013 01:14 AM (EhSF0)
Well, after a few minutes of romance with the family bulldog, the troll will be as good as new.
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Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 17, 2013 01:34 AM (j3uk1)
Rule of Man, not Rule of Law. They will find some way to do it. The Communists were just thrown out of office, but I bet the KGB has enough dirt on all the members of Parliament that they will go along.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 16, 2013 09:40 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 09:41 PM (UCv7P)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 16, 2013 09:42 PM (j3uk1)
http://www.coyotes.org/kitsune/kitsunebook.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 09:43 PM (4FmhF)
Posted by: Donna V. at March 17, 2013 01:35 AM (7FqJH)
Award winning blog and these are the trolls that we get...
Posted by: NWConservative at March 16, 2013 09:44 PM (M1gmo)
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Posted by: TB3K
Don't be Sorry.
Just be you, Sunshine. Just be you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2013 01:54 AM (UCv7P)
Seconded.
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Posted by: Sargon of Akkad at March 16, 2013 09:57 PM (qp+Yz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 16, 2013 09:59 PM (UCv7P)
Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 16, 2013 10:00 PM (1zmtP)
They let me post here, so you're good.
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Posted by: cthulhu /i]
I'm not sure I'm comforted knowing that I see eye-to-eye with a thousand foot, tentacled beast of infinite madness.
Then again, President Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2013 01:59 AM (UCv7P)
There are some things that are so obvious that one need not occupy the same planes of reality.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 10:03 PM (kaalw)
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3361794/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2013 01:18 AM (4FmhF)
It's ALWAYS time for redheads wearing green. It's in teh rulez.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 10:05 PM (kaalw)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 10:15 PM (4FmhF)
How can the Cypriot Parliament possibly approve the confiscation on
Sunday? Do they want to be thrown out of office? Or will Nicosia ignore
Parliament?
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 17, 2013 01:34 AM (j3uk1)
As far as I can see, the best result possible for Western Civilization is for a bunch of decorations to be hanging on lampposts. If banksters can cram down a penalty against depositors (liabilities to the bank) while continuing to kiss up to borrowers (like governments and schemers) to retain their positions as financial gods, it's a short kick to the big one. If banks are instead liquidated -- where 100 Gazillion in liabilities is deemed satisfied by 90 Gazillion in assets, but the idiots who put things there are taken out and fit with hemp neckties.....that could work. But the idea that banks can continue the practices that put them underwater and rape the guys who trusted them enough to give them money is not a long-term solution.
That said, I'm sure that the governments involved see no problem with this.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2013 10:17 PM (kaalw)
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Posted by: Ray Sist, award-winning, low-information sociopath at March 16, 2013 10:22 PM (f3OmG)
I have this paranoid streak. whenever I read folks talking about a troll, I wonder, is it I? there's a diff betw troll and ignernt annoyance, tho, si? even if a fine line.
Sometimes its a fine line. Other times its the Grand Canyon.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2013 10:27 PM (GULKT)
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Posted by: The Political Hat at March 16, 2013 10:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Some of the ending art pieces would be super easy to write stories around. Others definitely outside the box.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 10:56 PM (4FmhF)
Now set Project A-ko to this Queen song...
http://youtu.be/eM8Ss28zjcE
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2013 11:00 PM (4FmhF)
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is everyone in bed by now? Posted by: chemjeff at March 17, 2013 04:27 AM (BBWjt)
Nah. The thing is is if I'm up this late, I'm doing other stuff besides paying attention to the ONT. Like watching "Casbablana" and doing some reading... Night,all.
Posted by: Donna V. at March 17, 2013 01:18 AM (7FqJH)
382 Has anyone upped the ante to bestial necrophilia yet? I'm pretty sure that's just a liberal thing.
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Taxidermy Pr0n!
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teej, paralegal doing strickly work comp. Satilite office. Just me and one atty. Almost eight years riding the same desk. I'm burned out. We have gone paperless. So I don't even get to get up and use the fax, copy machine or go get a file in the file room. Need to figure out some sort of home exercise stuff besides garden and yard work. And now it's wrote work. My brain needs exercise too.
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Posted by: teej at March 17, 2013 03:39 AM (ma+gB)
LOL. I bought a poor mans tax ticket yesterday before going to meet friends. I should check the numbers. I may be able to say "take this job and shove it." Well see ya at 5 bells Monday afternoon.
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Posted by: teej at March 17, 2013 03:56 AM (QbKVX)
In the past there was always the cigarette break. You don't have to actually smoke one...just go outside and walk around with one. If the smokers can spend 10 minutes of every hour hanging around outside, I can too.
Of course, now that tobacco and soda are viewed as moral horrors worse than spree killing, I'm not sure it will work.
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Posted by: Infidel at March 17, 2013 04:17 AM (gqEUi)
You could also look in the owner's manual where there should be a "what to do" section buried under all the Warnings, Cautions and Notices.
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Thanks Hrothgrar. I bookmarked it to study later. Need a nap now.
Don't trash the place, you guys.
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Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2013 04:26 AM (Cnqmv)
The stock Shaker 500 sound system spat out a language CD as a bad disc. Slot 6. CD had water droplets on it. The CD-R with MP3s in slot 5 was ejected by me and it too had a few water droplets.
Driving on the Interstate to exercise the car. Engage cruise control. Bumps in the road disengage cruise control. Repeatedly.
Stop at a fast food place and go inside to eat. Lock car. Come out and I see my brake lights on. Click remote to unlock, brake likes stay on. Click to lock. Brake lights stay on. Unlock and press brake pedal, brake lights go out. Crank up car and drive home.
Cruise control still does not work on drive back. Get home and turn car off. Get out and look at brake lights, they are on. Pump break pedal and lights go out.
So I call the Service Dept supervisor's number. Voice mail picks up and I start telling story. Then supervisor dials me back and talk to him. He gets offended for me calling his workers incompetent and I reply they were the ones accusing me of putting in after market headlights to explain why the new fog light did not work.
He wants me to bring it in Monday and he is making noises its the brake switch at $100. And I am still telling him this car was working fine until his people worked on it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2013 04:27 AM (4FmhF)
They have demonstrated very clearly even to the most casual observer that any money you have out of your personal control is at risk.
AT ANY TIME. WITH NO WARNING.
If any other government decides this is the thing to do, for whatever reason, there will be no warning, warning signs.
Anyone who keeps more than 200-300 in a bank account (or whatever is sufficient to cover daily/weekly normal at will expenditures) is a fool.
Possible sources MAY be prepaid debit cards. Those may be slightly harder to get to administratively but they come from a bank so a blanket order would probably cover them also and the fees make it of less convenience.
They're confidant that how and what they did will not affect the bank industry. THEY'RE IGNORANT FOOLS.
No one who's seen this can miss the implications.
Watch for a bank run on Monday or Tuesday in Europe and maybe even here in the larger cities as those will have more foreigners who will be trying to cover themselves if they have any assets or relatives in Cyprus.
This is what happens when Bankers and Brokers are allowed to run things.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2013 04:29 AM (Kpn/z)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2013 04:36 AM (4FmhF)
An incorrect or damaged bulb could cause grounding problems. A fixture ditto but less easy to find/replace to check if it works.
I've seen you comment on this before and I'm convinced you've got a ground/short that is imbalancing the system.
Because everything is done through the computer a bad signal on an input line could've damaged the cpu or is giving incorrect readings to other input lines.
Also, if they put in the fixture, they could've connected the wires wrong and is causing the ground/short.
Of course this is an offhand comment with minimal information and no way to do the required voltage and continuity checks to eliminate the various possibilities.
That and I could be as full of shit as a christmas goose.
However in my defense, I worked on missile radars in the military and they are very sensitive buggers which will go wonky if a single line happens to have been reversed or incorrectly attached. (been there done that, sweated hours going through troubleshooting manuals only to find the manu. installed a relay incorrectly. Grrrrrr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2013 04:38 AM (Kpn/z)
It breeds contempt that can bleed through the phony smarm.
Read up about them and ask questions from those who know that you know.
Don't go to places that don't respect the customer as contempt can be a poisonous attitude that affects more than their personal interaction with you. They may feel your dissing them or that you are a threat.
Go elsewhere.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 17, 2013 04:42 AM (Kpn/z)
Bitter Clinger so you know what happens next. Well the fog light they claimed was not working worked for me on the day after and has worked since. Samantha and the supervisor both thought possible short. And then tried to downplay the risk of a short. I insisted on them checking it out. So I took it back and they ran diagnostics. No shorts in system found.
And now all this new junk happening.
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