August 17, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (17 Aug 2013)
— CDR M

Man, you could cross out Egypt and put in a whole range of words and this picture would still work.
Michael Ramirez. Biologic Immortality
Fascinating stuff. Girl who never ages could hold key to 'biologic immortality'. So if they find the gene responsible for developmental inertia, at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25?
h/t Thrawn

Military Epidemics That Aren't

Finally someone digs beyond the top layer when looking at suicide and sexual assault rates in the military. Military epidemics that aren't.

war demands unflinching discipline, courage and loyalty in the presence of our deepest animal passions, and in that sense it is anything but dehumanizing. By regarding soldiers, sometimes condescendingly, as victims and patients, we are in danger of foisting our own, very civilian and very modern, therapeutic pathologies on people who don't need them and whose ability to do their jobs—that is, keep us safe—is likely to be diminished.

Greatest Movie Lines Of All Time

Air Force Callsigns

It's a little different in the Navy, but essentially the same. How do fighter pilots typically earn their callsigns?

When all is said an done, the naming committee will render its verdict. Call signs generally follow a few rules as many have noted:

It cannot be "too cool" like "Dagger" or "Iceman"
It cannot be "too good" for the subject in question (based solely on the judgment of your drunken friends)
It cannot be something you asked for. You don't ask for a specific call sign. Your squadron mates give it to you. Serious rookie mistake.
It must pass the bar test. You should be able to explain your call sign at the Nellis bar and not have potential dates, random civilians, or other fighter pilots run away in embarrassment for you
For first-time namees, your call sign usually revolves around something stupid (or fantastic) you did during your initial few months in the squadron, or a play off your name
If you flew with a call sign in combat, you will generally be given preference for keeping your previous call sign. So long as a) you didn't do something horrendously stupid lately, b) you bribed adequately, and c) you are not in Korea, where many rules of physics are routinely broken
If you succeed in pissing off most of your fellow pilots, you may be selected for hostile renaming. All bets are off. Your best hope is excessive groveling at the feet of the committee, followed by promises of a large/expensive bribe, and a change in behavior. Then, adopt a stoic silence and await your fate.

Prop Gun

Rehydrating Beer

Move over Gatorade, there's a new post-sport drink out there. Aussie's come up with rehydrating beer.

By adding electrolytes, an ingredient commonly found in sports drinks, and reducing the alcohol content researchers found that beer could become even more refreshing. And the best news for beer drinkers is that the taste of the modified brews didn't change.

Female Urine Device

Way back in college at a frat party, I saw a sorority chick use a standing urinal as the line for the ladies head was a bit long. I don't believe she had portable funnel device though. I could see this being useful for some places as bathrooms can be pretty nasty or in Sicily where there never seems to be any toilet seats at a lot of public restrooms.

End of Times Medical Supply

This is a very, very big list of medical stuff to have on hand for when the shit hits the fan. A good thing to think about and to start stocking up on. A Pharmacologic Strategy. This stuff is just as important as guns, ammo and food.

The Better Workout

Gym workouts and sunbathing do more for your brain than crosswords and Mozart.

Russian Water Park

Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to Russia.

Adventures in Teaching

WTF? Teacher accused of being drunk on field trip paid $18K. Seems to be a slam dunk case so I don't understand why the settlement. The article is a little light on the details but I would assume it would be easy to prove why the teacher was sent to the ER as it would be in the medical report. Seems like it would be a strong case and not one where you would settle.

Are You Smarter Than A Toddler

Oh I know you morons are but I'm sure some LIVs would get smoked by this 18 month old toddler that knows the capitals of 61 countries.

Cat Video

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1 First?

Posted by: EC at August 17, 2013 06:04 PM (doBIb)

2 Haha!

Posted by: EC at August 17, 2013 06:04 PM (doBIb)

3 Hahaha!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2013 06:07 PM (qBtUE)

4 That Russian water park stunt doesn't look like fun.

Posted by: EC at August 17, 2013 06:08 PM (doBIb)

5 Notfirst. Not EC either, so it's all good.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at August 17, 2013 06:08 PM (WVhTP)

6 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (and the Middle Class) at August 17, 2013 06:08 PM (JMmQ9)

7 So if they find the gene responsible for developmental inertia, at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25? ---- Probably 30. 'Evening haters.

Posted by: Y-not at August 17, 2013 06:08 PM (5H6zj)

8 at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25? I'll just have to go with, "Now, dammit!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2013 06:09 PM (FcR7P)

9 Keep swinging Gaylord, the great and powerful Saarlac awaits you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:09 PM (k9TQr)

10 Where would I stop if I could?  Their age -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/selection-du-weekend-49-10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:10 PM (k9TQr)

11

Some guy in a fast mover squadron was on the range and pickled his MERs before getting a single bomb off the rails..... Became known as Winchester in the bar at Fallon.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2013 06:10 PM (qBtUE)

12
Chicks who hunt or fish in the boonies know how to stand and aim by manipulating their equipment, and normally score a 7 or 8 for style.  Also, drip-dry is the order of the day.  Wowza!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 17, 2013 06:10 PM (pJF+c)

13 You just don't appreciate what teachers have to go through.  Just drunk is probably one of your better options

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:11 PM (OksBo)

14 You don't ask for a specific call sign. Your squadron mates give it to you. Serious rookie mistake. There could be exceptions. Imagine asking, "Is Flounder taken yet?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2013 06:11 PM (FcR7P)

15 The "Aqua Park" video title is misleading, as that's more of a "win" than a "fail". Unless I'm missing something.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 17, 2013 06:12 PM (Dsds2)

16 You just don't appreciate what teachers have to go through

It's a calling, but not for the indolent.

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 06:12 PM (L039j)

17 42

Posted by: Deep Thought at August 17, 2013 06:12 PM (obKob)

18 MERs and not TERs?  Whoah.  At least 12 inert Mk 82s at once.... unless they loaded him with the little blue bombs.

One triple kill F-105G has a MiG kill due to the Gomer flying into the Thud's ejected centerline MER while the Lead Sled una**ed itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:13 PM (k9TQr)

19 Good Evening, Horde. We planted 33 azaleas today and are watching the O's piss away a big old lead. They lose when I watch.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 06:14 PM (aH+zP)

20

That Russian water park stunt doesn't look like fun.

Posted by: EC at August 17, 2013 10:08 PM (doBIb)

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Amazed no one was drowned.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 17, 2013 06:15 PM (lxc0s)

21 Evening, all! I want to go on the record as saying that there is no way in hell I'm carrying a piss funnel with me, regardless of where I'm going. No.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:16 PM (CA2NO)

22 Keep swinging Gaylord, the great and powerful Saarlac awaits you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 10:09 PM (k9TQr)

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Who you calling a Saarlac?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 17, 2013 06:16 PM (lxc0s)

23 I saw Piss Funnel open for Montrose in 1983!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 06:17 PM (obKob)

24 MWR be like crazy NASA astronaut lady.  Use Depends... 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:17 PM (k9TQr)

25 Good Evening Morons.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 06:18 PM (obKob)

26 This just in. Fox News caves in to White House pressure. Agrees to have more people of color on their shows. Fox News will now show America's Most Wanted twice a week.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 06:18 PM (+9AX9)

27 MWR be like crazy NASA astronaut lady. Use Depends... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 10:17 PM (k9TQr) Heh. If I was going somewhere where I wouldn't be assured of finding a bathroom for a long time, I totally would.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:18 PM (CA2NO)

28 19 watching the O's piss away a big old lead. They lose when I watch.

I've been watching that for 4 1/2 years. Wait, is this some kind of sports thing?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:18 PM (bKA83)

29 Well Michelle if the gaping maw fits....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:18 PM (k9TQr)

30 In the Air Guard unit I served in, one of the F-16 pilots had a genetic condition where he had no hair anywhere on his body, especially noticeable on his head. They gave him the call-sign Chemo...

Posted by: Raxter54 at August 17, 2013 06:19 PM (XhrtR)

31

Human nature is brutal and nasty.  Civilization is a thin veneer that we struggle to maintain.  The problem is that in war that veneer goes away very quickly.

 

 

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at August 17, 2013 06:19 PM (lr3d7)

32 Thunderbitch Bookem Athlete of the fifties Worm boy

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

33 They keep saying our biggest problem is in this sand trap but I swear I'm alone in here...

Posted by: Gaylord Fuckstick at August 17, 2013 06:20 PM (FcR7P)

34 Good Evening, Horde. We planted 33 azaleas today and are watching the O's piss away a big old lead. They lose when I watch. Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 10:14 PM (aH+zP) This is the same reason I never watch the Pats. When I watch, they lose. Unfortunately the same does not hold true when I watch the stupid Jets; sometimes they manage to win.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:20 PM (CA2NO)

35 So basically, anything that the kid says will be interpreted as the right answer. So he has that going for him.

Posted by: Boone at August 17, 2013 06:21 PM (tIyK2)

36 I actually have one of Ronnie Montrose's 200-watt stacks from when he was in Gamma.  He was on many Van Morrison albums

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:21 PM (OksBo)

37 We planted 33 azaleas today ------------------------------- Sandy soil, clay, red clay?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

38 And yeah, the claims of an epidemic of sexual assault / PTSD / suicide / etc were always blown way out of proportion.  You have a bunch of 18-30 year old men, who are generally the group where you see these issues, whether in the military or in the general population.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at August 17, 2013 06:21 PM (lr3d7)

39 *So if they find the gene responsible for developmental inertia, at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25?* As with virtually all biological processes, it's doubtful that one or even a few genes are responsible for this developmental inertia phenomenon.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 17, 2013 06:21 PM (Dsds2)

40 Damnit,  Off whiny Jedi sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 06:22 PM (lr3d7)

41 The greast movie lines? WTF. Some 20 year old thinks saying fuck in a line makes it great? All but about three totally suck. Really really lame. What about. "here's looking at you kid" From Casablanca. God, the sallowness of that list is depressing. Bridge over rive Kawi, " I guess I'll volunteer". Gone with the wind. "tomorrow is another day" Wizard of Oz "I guess where not in Kansas anymore" ALL, I repeat, ALL of those sallow quotes will never be remembered by ANYONE. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:22 PM (wR+pz)

42 I think I have found out how Cthulhu infects people with insanity.  Look at his set of wheels here.  Talk about skate.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/selection-du-weekend-49-12.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:22 PM (k9TQr)

43 So if they find the gene responsible for developmental inertia, at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25?


31

had all my hair, a flat stomach, and was doing it on a regular basis

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 06:22 PM (8sCoq)

44 Worm boy ate like he had a tape worm Athlete of the fifties only work out was golf and tennis Bookem was for bookem dani, like Hawaii five o Thunderbitch because fuck you, that's why

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:22 PM (zOTsN)

45

As with virtually all biological processes, it's doubtful that one or even a few genes are responsible for this developmental inertia phenomenon.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 17, 2013 10:21 PM (Dsds2)

 

And do you really want to slow down development too much?  If your kids already live at home until they're 30, just wait...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 06:23 PM (lr3d7)

46 Did anyone notify the Tyrell Corporation of this genetic trick.  Might be useful for the Nexus 7 models.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:23 PM (k9TQr)

47 Nice ONT CDR M,

Wife appreciates the Female Guy Simulation Urinary Device...

no really she said it would have been useful in Durka Durka...

my survival advice is "Jiffy Pop in the tinm" or "insert your favorite snack food here"...

also try not to headbutt a forklift for your nick...

das ist all

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 06:23 PM (A4hKL)

48 So if they find the gene responsible for developmental inertia, at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25? ------------------------------------------ 6 My sisters weren't born yet. What??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

49 That's we are not where, ha ha

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:24 PM (wR+pz)

50 29 19 watching the O's piss away a big old lead. They lose when I watch. I've been watching that for 4 1/2 years. Wait, is this some kind of sports thing? Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 10:18 PM (bKA83) Try being a Red's fan. Dusty Baker could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 06:24 PM (BXLPR)

51

By the way, I'd hate immortality.  All that swordplay...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 06:24 PM (lr3d7)

52 Anyone want to summarize the 26 minute "Prop Gun" video?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:25 PM (bKA83)

53 One of my fav movie lines, from "We Were Soldiers":


"Sir... Custer was a pussy."

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 06:25 PM (8sCoq)

54 38 We planted 33 azaleas today ------------------------------- Sandy soil, clay, red clay? Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 10:21 PM (4Mv1T) ----- Clay, and our front hill is chock full of rock. I suspect it's what was where our basement is now. Banks of azaleas are an iconic Baltimore thing, and our two planting a of pachysandra didn't take. We went to Lowe's to pick up edging, and the azaleas were on crazy cheap. Five distinct varieties; two red, me white, one pink, and (blech but husband likes it) orange.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 06:25 PM (aH+zP)

55 We all are awaiting the 10,000 word movie review by Ace of the Prop Gun video.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:26 PM (k9TQr)

56 Stop the aging process? So assholes can live forever? Eternal Al Gores that are forever 30 years old. Or Hillary getting the treatment right now? Can you imagine the magnitude of the misery?

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 06:26 PM (AO9UG)

57 53 Anyone want to summarize the 26 minute "Prop Gun" video? Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 10:25 PM (bKA83) P-3 spoof of Top Gun. Did it in my first squadron back in '99.

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2013 06:26 PM (dKV5k)

58 Trending ... #ObamaMotherHasNohair pic.twitter.com/HoVxSQu7o9

Posted by: Walk Like An Egyptian at August 17, 2013 06:26 PM (e8kgV)

59 Nice ONT CDR M. Thanks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:27 PM (4Mv1T)

60 eman, Meghan MacCheese permanently a jang of 24.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:27 PM (k9TQr)

61 Movie quotes? You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:27 PM (wR+pz)

62 Egyptians are even more racist than Swiss handbag saleswomen,

Posted by: #ObamaMotherHasNohair at August 17, 2013 06:28 PM (e8kgV)

63 "All right who's the U-boat commander?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:28 PM (k9TQr)

64 By the way, I'd hate immortality. All that swordplay...

Don't you dare besmirch Interview with a Vampire!

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 06:28 PM (L039j)

65 Did anyone notify the Tyrell Corporation of this genetic trick. Might be useful for the Nexus 7 models.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 10:23 PM (k9TQr)

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Sorry. The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

Posted by: Dr. Eldon Tyrell at August 17, 2013 06:28 PM (lxc0s)

66

One of my fav movie lines, from "We Were Soldiers

 

How about "Prepare to defend yourselves."

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 06:29 PM (+9AX9)

67 Gingy. Clay is good, especially red clay. Azaleas like acidic soil. 33 in one day. Good job.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

68 Movie Quote:

"Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open."

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at August 17, 2013 06:29 PM (e8kgV)

69 >How about "Prepare to defend yourselves."

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 10:29 PM (+9AX9)



that thing where he's standing there blazing away with a .45 is awesome

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 06:30 PM (8sCoq)

70

Egyptians are even more racist than Swiss handbag saleswomen

So Oprah, do you STILL have a racist victim mind?

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 06:30 PM (+9AX9)

71 Poker For poke her in the rear

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:31 PM (zOTsN)

72
How do fighter pilots typically earn their callsigns?




Pillow fight -- with lots of high-pitched girlish giggling.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 17, 2013 06:31 PM (kdS6q)

73 Thanks TR. I'm a delicate flower*, so I had hubby do the digging. *shut up.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 06:31 PM (aH+zP)

74 Movie line: What? The curtains?!

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 06:31 PM (AO9UG)

75 Movie Quote:

"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."

Posted by: Adm. Painter at August 17, 2013 06:31 PM (e8kgV)

76 How do fighter pilots typically earn their callsigns? Pillow fight -- with lots of high-pitched girlish giggling. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 17, 2013 10:31 PM (kdS6q) I thought they stole names from Project Runway.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 06:32 PM (AO9UG)

77 The little piss aid for the womenz are usually available on travel websites for people that travel to "Asian" countries. The squat toilets are teh rage. And now, they are coming here!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 06:32 PM (BXLPR)

78 "You think you're tough? There's a half million scarecrows in Denver that would kill to have mouthful of what you've got. They've been under siege for three months. They're living on sawdust and rats, and sometimes....each other. "At night, the funeral pyres light up the sky. It's ...medieval."

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:32 PM (v6hyJ)

79 Movie quote. The N*geroes stole out dates.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:32 PM (wR+pz)

80

yo RINOs

just a reminder for all you doing fantasy football picks.........

jay cutler will break almost all single season records this year

take him, start him, WIN

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 17, 2013 06:32 PM (V75zy)

81 The scariest thing you could see in a 'Russian Water Park' with that sadistic operator is a seatbelt. Those kids were a little low on oxygen!

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2013 06:33 PM (FcR7P)

82 [imitating the Admiral]

"'The average Ruskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan.' Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He's already done that, he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he's gonna do. So how's he gonna get the crew of the sub."

[later, shaving]

"They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub..."

[eureka!]

Posted by: Jack Ryan at August 17, 2013 06:34 PM (e8kgV)

83 Movie quote. The sheriffs a N*gger!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:34 PM (wR+pz)

84 The N*geroes stole out dates.

That was the best duet with John Cougar Melloncamp ever.

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 06:34 PM (L039j)

85 The greast movie lines? WTF.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 10:22 PM (wR+pz)

Agree wholeheartedly. I kept waiting for some good lines. I'm still waiting. But I'm an old guy. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2013 06:34 PM (YgTB4)

86 Hunt for Red October, from the late Richard Jordan, and Teh Fred, respectively,

Posted by: Francis Underwood at August 17, 2013 06:34 PM (Jsiw/)

87 71
Egyptians are even more racist than Swiss handbag saleswomen
So Oprah,do you STILL have a racist victimmind?


If I ever decide I want to be unhappy for the rest of my life, I'm going to get ahold of one of those chips on my shoulder. Seems like even having hundreds of millions of dollars won't interfere with my unhappiness then.

I know someone who works with unhappy unemployed drug addicts, and every single one of them has one of those shoulder chips. So they seem to work pretty well.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:34 PM (bKA83)

88 58 We had a lengthy discussion of VB and VPB squadrons in the last thread

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (OksBo)

89 Two dogs For two dogs fucking

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (zOTsN)

90

The squat toilets are teh rage.

And now, they are coming here!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 10:32 PM (BXLPR)

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/l8y9dnt

 

Proof that yuppies will buy anything.

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (lr3d7)

91 Man! The suggested pharmacy stash is depressing as hell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

92 Just about every line in Top Gun. And Princess Bride. And Holy Grail.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (REwMZ)

93 My iPad makes me look like a lousy typist. Fucking iPad autocorrecting things that do not need autocorrecting. You don't know best, Saint Steve of Apple-Land.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (aH+zP)

94 Moive quote. "It's the stuff dreams are made of" Maltese falcon for you youngsters

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:35 PM (wR+pz)

95 Movie line: Bwian, eh!

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 06:36 PM (AO9UG)

96 Movie quote You're doing it wrong 120 121 whatever it takes

Posted by: Gidget at August 17, 2013 06:36 PM (tfg7i)

97 "Fill your hands you son of a bitch!!!"

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:36 PM (OksBo)

98 10 Where would I stop if I could? Their age - http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/selection-du-weekend-49-10.jpg 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 10:10 PM (k9TQr)



Given that it's anime-inspired, that's like what, 16?   15? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (GoMJD)

99 Movie Quote:

"My parents were Hungarian immigrants. They took the name MacIntyre 'cause they thought it sounded more American! "

Posted by: MacIntyre at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (e8kgV)

100 "There's a name for people like you, Hi, and that name is called recidivism."

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (bKA83)

101 "It's Chinatown Jake."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (k9TQr)

102 81 yo RINOs just a reminder for all you doing fantasy football picks......... jay cutler will break almost all single season records this year take him, start him, WIN Posted by: navycopjoe at August 17, 2013 10:32 PM (V75zy) Please. Cutler will still suck more cock than Aaron Hernandez will in prison.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (BXLPR)

103 "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man"

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (OksBo)

104 You spelled intellectual wrong.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:37 PM (v6hyJ)

105 So, when's the Million Clown March?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 06:38 PM (BVkEs)

106 Some dumb western reporter inside a besieged mosque in Egypt uses the phrase "heavy bursts of live ammunition." If you want to read some good stuff about being pinned down by nasties, read "Blackhawk Down." Bowden gives a great description of a Ranger and a D-boy being holed up in a tin roof shack while the Little Bird attack helicopters blaze down at rooftop height, gunning down the over the center of the road outside, full guns running, the sound of the spent brass hitting the rooftops almost as deafening as the gunfire.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 17, 2013 06:38 PM (PH+2B)

107 Movie line: Bond. James Bond.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 06:38 PM (AO9UG)

108 Another great movie quote line: Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 17, 2013 06:38 PM (Dsds2)

109 What's with all the negativity Fi?  You harshing the mellow with all your negative vibes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:39 PM (k9TQr)

110 "That's a honey of an anklet."

Not the one from The Naked Gun, either.

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 06:39 PM (L039j)

111 88. Amen. It's like they WANT to be unhappy. Drama queens suck too

Posted by: Gidget at August 17, 2013 06:39 PM (tfg7i)

112 Proof that yuppies will buy anything. Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 10:35 PM (lr3d7) The ROPer's are the ones forcing them into the public square, along with their footbaths. Yuppies will install them so as not to "offend".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 06:40 PM (BXLPR)

113 Movie Quote:

This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Define "interesting".

[deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Posted by: Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds at August 17, 2013 06:40 PM (e8kgV)

114 Another great movie quote line: "Yo, fucknuts!"

Posted by: Steven Seagal at August 17, 2013 06:40 PM (Dsds2)

115 "You gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed?"

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2013 06:40 PM (dKV5k)

116 102 "It's Chinatown Jake." Almost wrote that!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)

117 Movie Quote:

Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Posted by: Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds at August 17, 2013 06:41 PM (e8kgV)

118 "Don't drive angry!"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:41 PM (v6hyJ)

119 Movie line: It's not a tumah!

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 06:41 PM (AO9UG)

120 "Let's go home Debbie". The Searchers.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (wR+pz)

121 110 What's with all the negativity Fi? You harshing the mellow with all your negative vibes. 
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 10:39 PM (k9TQr)


Sorry, was just amused at the thought of you wanting to be a giggly teenager. 

I'll go back to lurking now ...  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (GoMJD)

122


Yuppies will install them so as not to "offend".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 10:40 PM (BXLPR)

 

Actually, the yuppies will install them because they're supposedly "healthier" than seat toilets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (lr3d7)

123 The president should just get a reset button and just press it every time he screws the pooch.

Posted by: No There There at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (rCS6C)

124 They all look the same coming up the hoist.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (edmTQ)

125 Movie Quote:

There are a lot of innocent people being killed in the air right now.

You have no idea how true that is.

Posted by: Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (e8kgV)

126 Yea, sure TR. it was a hard job. The hill is all backfill. Digging 33 holes in dirt would have been a walk in the park, but I never could get a full shovel head into the dirt. It was always hitting rock after rock requiring me to reposition the shovel, or dig out the offending rock to continue, all on a 45 degree angle. It'll look beautiful once we get it done, though ( gotta mulch it so grass doesn't grow back ).

Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (aH+zP)

127 "Screw them fellers. Buzzards' gotta eat, same as worms."

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (L039j)

128 "And even if we were to play so far over our heads that our noses would bleed for seven to ten days.....it just wouldn't matter!"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (v6hyJ)

129 "You gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed?" Posted by: CDR M ------------------------------ Indeed. Great line, that was.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)

130 Billy Bob it is a movie that has to be seen.  Once.  Just because its an excellent movie.  And then after it ends you want to wash your soul in Holy Water while using mental floss on your brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:42 PM (k9TQr)

131 Of course how can we forget. "Don't call me Shirley"

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:43 PM (wR+pz)

132
“What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?”

“…My health... I came to Casablanca for the waters.”

“The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.”

“...I was misinformed.”

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 06:43 PM (8sCoq)

133 All that hates gonna burn you up, son. Keeps me warm.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2013 06:43 PM (REwMZ)

134 I'm not the religious sort, but whenever I see a story about the possibility of biological immortality I'm reminded of Genesis: "And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever ... he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life." And I get the uneasy feeling that what will bring on Armageddon is mankind getting too close to be able to live forever for God's comfort.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 17, 2013 06:43 PM (1wI7y)

135 "Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!"

Posted by: Steven Seagal at August 17, 2013 06:44 PM (Dsds2)

136 @131 True dat. It is a masterpiece, but I can not watch it often. "She's my daughter, shes my sister."

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:44 PM (wR+pz)

137 SOYLENT GREEN IS SPAM!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 17, 2013 06:44 PM (niZvt)

138 Throwaway Line:

“If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period. If you like your health care plan, you will be able to keep your health care plan. Period. No one will take it away. No matter what.”

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Lying Bastard” Obama at August 17, 2013 06:44 PM (e8kgV)

139 "K-k-k-ken, c-c-c-oming to k-k-kill me."

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2013 06:44 PM (dKV5k)

140 It's not personal, its business

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:44 PM (zOTsN)

141 'someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back;

Posted by: Francis Underwood at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (Jsiw/)

142 "This is our concern, Dude."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (obKob)

143 136 "Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!"

I laughed. A stupid quote from a stupid movie that I can't help loving for its very stupidity.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (bKA83)

144 Where's your Messiah now?

See.....

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (BVkEs)

145 Fi, you are confusing emotional age with biological age.  All we are talking about is biological age.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (k9TQr)

146 I'll be back.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (REwMZ)

147 "Oh, my nuts!"

Posted by: Line Spoken in Many Steven Seagal Movies at August 17, 2013 06:45 PM (Dsds2)

148 Leave the gun, take the cannoli

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (zOTsN)

149 The president should just get a reset button and just press it every time he screws the pooch. Posted by: No There There He does. It's called "The Washington Post".

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (v6hyJ)

150 "And his heart grew to the size of ten, plus two!"

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (L039j)

151 In a just world, Ramirez would have already won a MacArthur grant, Presidential Freedom Award, and a specially-created Nobel Prize for Politician Slaying. ( * odd or not he has twice won the Pulitzer, '94, and '08 )

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (c3xwz)

152 How are we forgetting, this? http://tinyurl.com/k35a9a7

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (wR+pz)

153

If you want to read some good stuff about being pinned down by nasties, read "Blackhawk Down."

 

 

 

That was a damn good book! Well researched and well sourced.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (Lo5Rt)

154 Let us know when they can make a damaged pancreas, liver, lung, heart young again before they worry about a whole body young again. When that girl is 16 she will start to go thought puberty regardless of what her body is like.

Posted by: Tin Foil at August 17, 2013 06:46 PM (p5vUs)

155 I'm smart, and I want respect!

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 06:47 PM (zOTsN)

156 Weirddave- Having personally relandscaped three yards, I have discovered the secret truth to all home projects... the right tools. I have two mattocks, and three shovels. The larger mattock is a railroad mattock. I can remove small boulders with it. But I don't like to.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)

157 "But ours go to eleven."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 06:48 PM (obKob)

158 "zug zug"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:48 PM (k9TQr)

159 "Well, for starters, we're going to kill him."

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:48 PM (v6hyJ)

160 "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:48 PM (CA2NO)

161

That list totally blows.  "I'm your huckleberry"

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:48 PM (OksBo)

162 148 "Oh, my nuts!"
Posted by: Line Spoken in Many Steven Seagal Movies at August 17, 2013 10:45 PM (Dsds2)

That reminded me of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2013 06:48 PM (YgTB4)

163 Warriors...come out to playaayyyy....

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 17, 2013 06:49 PM (jkXbz)

164 "Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open." Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at August 17, 2013 10:29 PM OK, so I have again fallen behind the thread, but that line was perfect in both the book and the movie.

Posted by: AltonJackson (and the Middle Class) at August 17, 2013 06:49 PM (JMmQ9)

165 I watched "Blackhawk Down" once and never again. It just pissed me off so much, that such brave men were wasted like that. Fucking politicians...

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 06:49 PM (8sCoq)

166 "Khaaaaaaaaaan!"

Posted by: speedster1 at August 17, 2013 06:49 PM (yeM7r)

167 161  Haha mwr I already said that.  Now you have to make me a sandwich.  I award you zero  points and may God have mercy on your soul

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:49 PM (OksBo)

168 I laughed. A stupid quote from a stupid movie that I can't help loving for its very stupidity. Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 10:45 PM (bKA83) Part of the "magic" behind Steven Seagal's earlier movies (especially in the pre-On Deadly Ground era) was since Seagal is a terrible actor, he can say the most ridiculous, preposterous things completely dead-pan. The near-monotone voice and perpetually squinted-eyes compliment this comedic effect.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 17, 2013 06:50 PM (Dsds2)

169 "That's not my Bob"

Anyone?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 06:50 PM (BVkEs)

170 "You see, we got a whole hat philosophy. Back when there was slaves and stuff, n*ggas had to work out in the sun all day, hatless. What we're sayin with N*ggas With Hats is, we got some hats now, mf'ers."

(from the massively underappreciated Fear Of A Black Hat)

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:51 PM (bKA83)

171 "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty apes!"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:52 PM (v6hyJ)

172 "How do you say chicken in Russian?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2013 06:52 PM (k9TQr)

173 I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 17, 2013 06:53 PM (w7s2Y)

174 "Yippie-ki-yah Motherfucker."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 06:53 PM (4Mv1T)

175 "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Or, of course: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." And: "Have fun stormin' the castle!" And "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:53 PM (CA2NO)

176 I am the law! http://tinyurl.com/3bfsw5f

Posted by: Judge Dredd at August 17, 2013 06:53 PM (Dsds2)

177

Not a  single  line but a good exchange:


Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!

[Leo opens the door; there's Bob]

Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy?

Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 17, 2013 06:53 PM (jkXbz)

178 "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:54 PM (v6hyJ)

179 Best movie quotes, NONE in that stupid video. http://tinyurl.com/2deshur

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:54 PM (wR+pz)

180 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottom, big bottom,
Talk about bum-cakes... my girl's got 'em.
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this... behind?The larger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:54 PM (OksBo)

181 123 Yuppies will install them so as not to "offend".Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 10:40 PM (BXLPR) Actually, the yuppies will install them because they're supposedly "healthier" than seat toilets. Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 10:42 PM (lr3d7) Only leftists would look at 3rd world plumbing for their inspirations. Hundreds of years of innovation so that we could go back to living like cavemen. The left truly hates science and innovation.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 06:55 PM (BXLPR)

182 Win one for the Gipper.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 06:56 PM (BVkEs)

183 "It is I! Ensign Pulver! And what's all this crap about no movie tonight?"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:56 PM (v6hyJ)

184 "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 06:56 PM (obKob)

185 "Are you crazy? The fall'll probably kill ya."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:56 PM (CA2NO)

186 two from the same movie. have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison camp?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 17, 2013 06:56 PM (w7s2Y)

187 169 Part of the "magic" behind Steven Seagal's earlier movies (especially in the pre-On Deadly Ground era) was since Seagal is a terrible actor, he can say the most ridiculous, preposterous things completely dead-pan. The near-monotone voice and perpetually squinted-eyes compliment this comedic effect.

Agreed. But it wasn't just deadpan, it was silly deadpan. Leslie Nielsen had a deadpan in Airplane, but it was a deadpan with gravitas. Seagal, in those early movies, said everything as though he was discussing what he had for lunch.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 06:57 PM (bKA83)

188 What About Bob is a classic.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 06:57 PM (obKob)

189 "Pain don't hurt."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:58 PM (CA2NO)

190 movie quote "Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 17, 2013 06:58 PM (c3xwz)

191 187 two from the same movie. have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison camp? Roger over, over roger. Don't call me Shirley. I like my men like I like my coffee, hot and black. I speak Jive.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 17, 2013 06:58 PM (wR+pz)

192 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 06:58 PM (OksBo)

193 "This is my boomstick!:

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 06:59 PM (v6hyJ)

194 "The Boston gig is cancelled. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it, it's not a big college town".

Posted by: Ian Faith at August 17, 2013 06:59 PM (BXLPR)

195 "Now he SAID, 'Sic 'im, boy.' But what I heard was, 'Chopper, sic balls.'"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 06:59 PM (CA2NO)

196 Another Animal House Quote, which Jonah Goldberg used as the peg for a recent column:

"But sir, Delta Tau Chi has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large"

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 07:00 PM (bKA83)

197 "Brothers don't shake.  Brothers gotta hug!"

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:00 PM (obKob)

198 "Come with me if you want to live." "I'll be back." "Hasta la vista, ba-by."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:01 PM (CA2NO)

199 "There's an old lady on Main Street last night picked up a shoe. The shoe had a foot in it. We're going to make you pay for that mess."

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:01 PM (L039j)

200  Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18-- ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-- those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that. "

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:01 PM (OksBo)

201 "'Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laaaughs.'"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:02 PM (CA2NO)

202 Roger over, over roger. "What's the vector, Victor?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:02 PM (CA2NO)

203 Hell, go hear 'em for yerself: http://tinyurl.com/2dyesr

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:03 PM (OksBo)

204 Pay attention you wee morons- this is what Movie Star used to look like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 07:03 PM (8sCoq)

205 "This mountain is pure snow!  Do you know what the street value of this mountain is!?"

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:03 PM (obKob)

206 Bunch of slack-jawed faggots. This stuff will turn you into a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me. Ain't got time to bleed.

Posted by: Blain at August 17, 2013 07:03 PM (BXLPR)

207 Man, you could cross out Egypt and put in a whole range of words and this picture would still work./i] Just to be an ass on the weekend, no, it wouldn't. Sand, motherfucker, sand. It's a specific derogative. Also I'm willing to grant that Ramirez was alluding to the Satraps, ancient name for rulers in the persian mid-east that just so happened to include , what-what!, EGYPT!

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 17, 2013 07:03 PM (c3xwz)

208

also,

"Go really fast that way.  If something gets in your way, turn."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:04 PM (obKob)

209 They mostly come out at night...mostly.

Posted by: Newt (not Gingrich) at August 17, 2013 07:04 PM (Dsds2)

210 I ain't got time to bleed. This stuff will turn you into a sexual Tyrannosaurus. Get to the choppah!

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 07:05 PM (AO9UG)

211 Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:05 PM (OksBo)

212 "A man ought'a do what he thinks is best."  Hondo

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 17, 2013 07:05 PM (MnSla)

213 "Get to the choppa!"

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2013 07:05 PM (dKV5k)

214 I'm watching season 4 of Breaking Bad. Mind blower. Why would anyone willing do this shit for fun? Meth is nasty shit.

Posted by: mpfs at August 17, 2013 07:06 PM (0KGqp)

215 Root's kicking in.

Posted by: R. C. O'Hurlihan at August 17, 2013 07:06 PM (U82Km)

216 I read that this Die Hard scene only existed because Alan Rickman was cracking up the crew with his imitation of an American accent. But it was a great scene, especially this:

John McClane: Of course it's not loaded, what do you think I am, stupid?

Elevator loaded with bad guys: *Ding*

Hans Gruber: You were saying?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 07:06 PM (bKA83)

217 Damn, you beat me on that eman!

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2013 07:06 PM (dKV5k)

218 The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Posted by: Roger Murdoch at August 17, 2013 07:06 PM (BXLPR)

219 215 It feels awesome at the time

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:07 PM (OksBo)

220 "Charge it to the Underhills."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:07 PM (obKob)

221 What's a Nubian?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 17, 2013 07:07 PM (jkXbz)

222 "Remember when I told you I'd kill you last [Sully]? I lied."

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:08 PM (L039j)

223 "Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By" now that's a movie line...

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class 2013 Summer Tour at August 17, 2013 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

224 That's the problem with Santa Clara. Too many damn vampires.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2013 07:08 PM (REwMZ)

225 "In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God." "I didn't like him anyway. 'e wasn't right in the 'ead." "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked." "They may take our lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!" "Every man dies. Not every man really lives."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:08 PM (CA2NO)

226

Wtf? That biological aging article was 90% bullshit.

Thrawn nailed.tbe greater part, the idea that one gene is responsible is unlikely. Especially when you consider mitochondrial damage as a significant problem for aging.

plus research is pointing to beta amaloid having a huge role in Alzheimer's. Heck, considering the mental problems this poor girl has, its unlikely this gene has any role in protecting neural development, if anything it harms it. Journalists are shitty science writers. Well shitty everything but especially bad science writers.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at August 17, 2013 07:09 PM (GaqMa)

227 "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

Posted by: Anakin at August 17, 2013 07:09 PM (dKV5k)

228 Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:10 PM (OksBo)

229 "I don't deserve this...I was Billy the House." "Deserve's got nothin to do with it" -Unforgiven

Posted by: sc at August 17, 2013 07:10 PM (x4/lX)

230 I won't even quote the line but I'll give the name of the movie : Snakes on a Plane

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 17, 2013 07:10 PM (MnSla)

231 "These go to eleven."

Posted by: cnation at August 17, 2013 07:10 PM (4kFjo)

232 I've never been so happy in my whole life.  Now I have a place to put my hand. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2013 07:10 PM (WmLrU)

233 "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Posted by: William Wallace at August 17, 2013 07:11 PM (dKV5k)

234 "Never tell me the odds!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:11 PM (CA2NO)

235 All these great quotes reminds me that today's movies suck.

Posted by: Gidget at August 17, 2013 07:11 PM (tfg7i)

236 Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW

Posted by: Blake at August 17, 2013 07:11 PM (BXLPR)

237

Morton: Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.


Frank: People scare better when they're dying.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 17, 2013 07:11 PM (GQ7LG)

238 "Let's not start sucking each other's cocks just yet..."

Posted by: navybrat at August 17, 2013 07:12 PM (6msQC)

239 And get off my lawn

Posted by: Gidget at August 17, 2013 07:13 PM (tfg7i)

240 The first rule of fight club: you do not talk about fight club...

Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 07:13 PM (kwl+3)

241 Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 17, 2013 07:13 PM (GQ7LG)

242 "Put the pedal to the metal and the thing to the floor!"

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:13 PM (L039j)

243 "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:13 PM (CA2NO)

244 "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?" --Michael Bolton

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class 2013 Summer Tour at August 17, 2013 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)

245 "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." - Coming from a guy representing an Order that believes things such as "once you go down the Dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny..."

Posted by: Obi Wan at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (Dsds2)

246 "Marry me Bella."

Posted by: Edward Cullen at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (BXLPR)

247 "Why did it have to be snakes?"

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (obKob)

248

[a standoff between U.S. Military Police and South Vietnamese Police]

Lime Green: I am afraid you are outgunned today.

Dix: You still don't get it, do you? We're never outgunned!

[a helicopter appears]

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (A4hKL)

249

Harmonica: And Frank?

Snaky: Frank sent us.

Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?

Snaky: Well... looks like we're...

snickers

Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.

Harmonica: You brought two too many.

 

Posted by: puddleglum at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (GQ7LG)

250 "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (CA2NO)

251 Journalists are shitty science writers. Well shitty everything but especially bad science writers. Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) Journalist are just shitty people. Really shitty. They should be shot for sport and they all deserve to be euthanized....now. As William T. Sherman said, "If I had them all shot at sundown, I would have news from Hell by breakfast."

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 07:14 PM (v6hyJ)

252 My call sign? Middle Class.

Posted by: Prez'nit Oramjet at August 17, 2013 07:15 PM (Dwehj)

253 So much of the dialog in Miller's Crossing is a quotable treat.

Verna: That's not why you came, either.

Tom Reagan: Tell me why I came.

Verna: [seductively] The oldest reason there is.

Tom Reagan: There are friendlier places to drink.


Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 07:15 PM (bKA83)

254 "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Posted by: Vito Corleone at August 17, 2013 07:15 PM (dKV5k)

255 "Bitches, man.  Bitches."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:15 PM (obKob)

256 "I aim to missbehave"

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (c8xU9)

257 My call sign? Free Shit.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (Dwehj)

258 You sure do got a purty mouth & squeal like a pig.

Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (kwl+3)

259 "Klaatu barada nikto"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (YgTB4)

260 it's movie dialogue, all the way down

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (8sCoq)

261 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

Posted by: Han Solo at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (BXLPR)

262 "Go ahead, make my day."

Posted by: Harry Callahan at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (dKV5k)

263 "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first"

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class 2013 Summer Tour at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (JMmQ9)

264 http://youtu.be/2fdhabCLldQ

Offlimits 1988


Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (A4hKL)

265 Teacher drunk on field trip? It wasn't me! I swear! And you can't prove a thing!

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at August 17, 2013 07:17 PM (Ko8vG)

266 "There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth."

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:17 PM (L039j)

267 That's not a knife. This is a knife.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 07:17 PM (AO9UG)

268 hello-copter pilot who flew too low on several occasions

Posted by: call sign 'RoadRunner' at August 17, 2013 07:17 PM (omBWL)

269

"Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock anymore??"  Happy Bithday Phoebe Cates!!!

Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:17 PM (OksBo)

270 252 CJ Burch,

In ShadowRun terms they are fucking cockroach shamans...

Toxic and durable...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:17 PM (A4hKL)

271 "The Maltese Falcon" is loaded with gems

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 07:18 PM (8sCoq)

272 "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Posted by: mpfs at August 17, 2013 07:18 PM (0KGqp)

273 "I'd love to kiss you but I just washed my hair."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2013 07:18 PM (C8mVl)

274 "He was wearing my Harvard tie! My Harvard tie! Like, oh, sure, he went to Harvard."

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (bKA83)

275 244 "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 17, 2013 11:13 PM (CA2NO) --- This is what I reply when interested younger men ask my name.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (aH+zP)

276 Apology accepted, Captain Neda.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (AO9UG)

277 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (kwl+3)

278 I never had friends later on like the ones when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (OksBo)

279 276 DAMMIT. I tell them "Mrs. Robinson".

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (aH+zP)

280 "Come up some time and see me."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:20 PM (CA2NO)

281 "So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?"

Posted by: Undercover Brother at August 17, 2013 07:20 PM (dKV5k)

282 "Dog?  That's not my dog.  He's a beach dog.  Go away beach dog."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:20 PM (obKob)

283 I'll will gladly EBT you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 17, 2013 07:20 PM (Dwehj)

284

Hey TR,

landscaped 3 yards did you? When are you free to come over to my place, I've got some ladscaping problems that need solving.

wife and I were just talking about how to handle the French drain in the side yard. (yeah horde still on that problem.)

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at August 17, 2013 07:21 PM (GaqMa)

285 You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:21 PM (OksBo)

286 "The Maltese Falcon" is loaded with gems Posted by: Jones in CO at August 17, 2013 11:18 PM Yes, it is.

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class 2013 Summer Tour at August 17, 2013 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

287 "Is this a train robbery?" "No, it's science experiment!"

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 07:21 PM (v6hyJ)

288 FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 17, 2013 07:21 PM (HDgX3)

289 @166 Black Hawk Down sort of blames Rangers for leaving NVGs and body armor at base, while excusing Les Aspin and Clinton for leaving the tanks and armored vehicles in the US.

Posted by: Beagle at August 17, 2013 07:22 PM (sOtz/)

290 "You talkin' to me?"

Posted by: Travis Bickle at August 17, 2013 07:22 PM (dKV5k)

291 so spouse was in processing this week...

speaking of "Offlimits" and "Callsign: FreeShit!"

she was forced to attend...swear to fucking God..."FAPs" the US Army "Family Advocacy Program"....

in the immortal words of Polyester Llewoh Cotton Mather's Tonto like sidekick....


"WHAT THE HIGH FUCK???"

so she leaves FAPs goes over to the TMC and is locked down on a code silver for ten minutes while Ft Jackson has to find a coocoo for koko puffs Pvt that was allowed to wander around unescorted despite being a suspected violent mental hygiene case...

yeah folks you're gonna LOVE govt ran healthcare...

buckle up GI

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:22 PM (A4hKL)

292

Y'all forgot:

"The dude abides"

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at August 17, 2013 07:23 PM (GaqMa)

293 John Parker is dead. He fell on his head.

Mr. President, the man has been through solid matter! What would that do to his mind?

Where are we going?
Planet 10!
When?
Real soon!

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 07:23 PM (kcfmt)

294 "You can't handle the truth!"

Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at August 17, 2013 07:23 PM (dKV5k)

295 It puts the lotion in the basket...

Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 07:24 PM (kwl+3)

296 "These cans are defective!"

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:24 PM (L039j)

297 Leaving Las Vegas is such a great movie.  Won't cheer you up tho

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:24 PM (OksBo)

298 “Major Strasser’s been shot.” (Glances at Rick, holding the smoking gun, and he repeats–) “…Round up the usual suspects.”

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 07:25 PM (+9AX9)

299 "I' got so many hickies, people'll think I'm a leper." "Don't worry about it. A hickey from Kenickie's like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:25 PM (CA2NO)

300 "It's a major award!"

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 07:25 PM (aH+zP)

301 1. As a military wife I perceive the victimization of the military is by design by those who seek to destroy it. 2. As a former Sorority Girl (or is it "once a Sorority Girl always a Sorority Girl"?) I can speak for my sisters that although it was pretty common place to use the mens (due to long lines at the ladies) we would never be caught dead toting a portable urinal. Seems like a lesbian thing to me.

Posted by: GatorGirl at August 17, 2013 07:26 PM (Ccr9r)

302 V for vendetta was written by a prog about Margaret Thatcher being a fascist, and occutards love it. Dystopias in film seem to always be the fault of conservatives

Posted by: Thunderb at August 17, 2013 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

303 "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 07:26 PM (bKA83)

304 Thith plath is pothethed!

Winslow! Breakfast! (Opens briefcase full of pharmaceuticals.)

You can't kill me either, Winslow. I'm under contract too.

Nothing matters anyway and that's the Hell of it.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 07:26 PM (kcfmt)

305 "NOT THE BEES!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:26 PM (CA2NO)

306 #92  That pharmacy list made me decide to forget about the survival stuff. 

Also,  the most important thing I learned was that it is illegal to stockpile prescription drugs.  When was THAT passed?

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 17, 2013 07:26 PM (GoIUi)

307 296 It puts the lotion in the basket...

That one was remarkable for being a great line in a movie from a book, that wasn't in the book. It should have been. It was perfect for the character.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2013 07:27 PM (bKA83)

308 Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 07:27 PM (+9AX9)

309 “Major Strasser’s been shot.” (Glances at Rick, holding the smoking gun, and he repeats–) “…Round up the usual suspects.” Posted by: harleycowboy at August 17, 2013 11:25 PM Classic

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class 2013 Summer Tour at August 17, 2013 07:27 PM (JMmQ9)

310 Oooooooklahoma, Oaklahoma, Oaklahoma!

Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2013 07:27 PM (WmLrU)

311 Ok horde lights out. Adios.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at August 17, 2013 07:27 PM (GaqMa)

312 "S.T.P.: Stop Tomato Production."

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:28 PM (L039j)

313 Purple Drank, Purple Drank.

Posted by: Prince Reibus at August 17, 2013 07:28 PM (Dwehj)

314 Used Cars  "Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head."

Posted by: Die Trying at August 17, 2013 07:28 PM (w7J/R)

315 303 ThunderB,

the gag started with Orwell, he wrote 1984 as a loveletyter to out of control totalitarianism....

left/right doesn't matter but notice the occutards and their teachers literally in the case of Lez Warren watched the dystopias as how to manuals not warnings.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:28 PM (A4hKL)

316 Black Hawk Down sort of blames Rangers for leaving NVGs and body armor at base, while excusing Les Aspin and Clinton for leaving the tanks and armored vehicles in the US. Posted by: Beagle It wasn't so much the lack of armor, it was the lack of real situational intelligence. The Deltas and Rangers had been given no real clue as to what the Sammies were actually thinking. It was a huge intelligence failure to actually understand what was going on at the time by the people on the ground. And don't forget that no one in Washington actually gave a shit or was paying any attention. Two months before that day, the Sammies had killed a patrol of Filipino "peacekeepers" and skinned them all. They worked themselves up to it all afternoon, every afternoon by chewing quat. The Kenyans were smuggling it in by the planeload and making a fortune.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 07:28 PM (v6hyJ)

317 "It's all ball bearings these days."

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 07:30 PM (obKob)

318 What's all that dirt doin' in my hole, boy?

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 07:30 PM (AO9UG)

319 When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had.

Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2013 07:30 PM (OksBo)

320 It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 17, 2013 07:31 PM (MnSla)

321 What we got here is failure to communicate. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2013 07:31 PM (WmLrU)

322

Conan! What is best in life?


To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 17, 2013 07:32 PM (jkXbz)

323 This is the most bullshit movie quote of all time, but it's one of those ones that's infinitely mockworthy, and therefore memorable. "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 17, 2013 07:33 PM (CA2NO)

324 302 Gator Girl,

Yeah well she's a bulldyke then...

I warned her to always be wary of the locals....always...

I was in during GW1 and the women of that era explained that they were liable to be attacked by the locals when the scud alarms went off in a mad dash for their gas masks...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:33 PM (A4hKL)

325 We're world famous in Poland!

Posted by: Fredrick Bronski at August 17, 2013 07:35 PM (U82Km)

326 Make a move and the the bunny gets it.

Posted by: mpfs at August 17, 2013 07:35 PM (0KGqp)

327 317 CJ Burch,

the Bush era "we're here to feed you and if need be kill fuicking people to feed you" mission devolved into "progressive cowboys and indians"....

Paul Howe who is "Sanderson" in BHD released a DVD interview called "Battle of the Black Sea" that puts the wins and failures of the missions in perspective...

mission creep, idiocy, and tolerance for pattern generation all factor into the mess that happened....

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:35 PM (A4hKL)

328 I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 07:36 PM (aH+zP)

329 The GOP sent me a 2016 Presidential Platform survey. I nuked it from orbit.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 07:36 PM (AO9UG)

330 To my horror, I found myself behind a car with a Hillary 2016 bumper sticker on it.

Giving a vote to everyone with a heartbeat for 18 years is not working out well.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 07:38 PM (kcfmt)

331 Yeesh, wikipedia's such pussies they can't carry the Fletch afro quote.

Posted by: adams superstitious porn at August 17, 2013 07:38 PM (L039j)

332 "It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."

Posted by: Thrawn at August 17, 2013 07:39 PM (Dsds2)

333 Greatest movie lines of all time. " Don't hurt me Arch I'm only littol." (int) From Rocknrolla. http://youtu.be/JpQBd1TGqWo Also, I dated a Russian woman once, she thought we Americans were soft.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 17, 2013 07:40 PM (F2Vrz)

334 "So let it be written.  So let it be done."

I think General Sisi needs to sound like Yul Brynner.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 17, 2013 07:42 PM (GoIUi)

335 This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Teh Fred at August 17, 2013 07:42 PM (EiHbB)

336 The GOP senatorial committee called me.

I told them to take me off the call list.


Posted by: Miss Marple at August 17, 2013 07:42 PM (GoIUi)

337 Good fight on the debut of Fox Sports 1. Chael Sonnen won. He's a libertarian-ish right-ish guy, so good for him He's also a bit of a crook. As in he committed mortgage fraud and got busted. He also did PEDs and got busted. So more than a bit. Meh, I like him anyway. Funny thing is he is now sponsored by a mortgage lender.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 17, 2013 07:43 PM (ZPrif)

338 You know what to do, free the French and shoot the Germans!

Posted by: Major John Reisman at August 17, 2013 07:43 PM (WmLrU)

339 The preppers guide for meds is pretty daunting. I have the basics. I can stop bleeding, even from a gunshot wound, up to a point. I can stitch a laceration. I can give CPR for 6 minutes.

The rest of that stuff is, like I say, daunting.

Posted by: navybrat at August 17, 2013 07:45 PM (6msQC)

340 Good night all

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 17, 2013 07:46 PM (MnSla)

341 335---I think General Sisi needs to sound like Yul Brynner. Posted by: Miss Marple at August 17, 2013 11:42 PM (GoIUi) ------------------- Aaaaahhhh. Yul Brynner's voice! Ahhhhh. Yes. He was easy on the eyes too, but the voice!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2013 07:46 PM (C8mVl)

342 The wimmins pee funnel has been around since the very early 1980's.

http://www.freshette.com/contact_us.html

The Freshette was designed by a guy in my department at Rockwell.  Literally, designed by a rocket scientist ;->

He had his wife packing and shipping them in his living room of his apartment in Downey. 

Interesting guy...he had a big freaking Cincinnati milacron milling machine in his bedroom and the floor was covered in plastic to catch the chips.  His truck didn't have a speedometer, it had a pitot tube on the roof and an airspeed indicator.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 07:49 PM (yLe+f)

343 #355  Yes,  the voice. 

Well,  I am off to bed.

Good night!

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 17, 2013 07:49 PM (GoIUi)

344 If I was less stupid than I am, I could probably figure out Flash, and perhaps even PhotoShop.  As I must deal with the level of stupidity I was dealt, these will probably always remain mysteries.

Which doesn't mean I won't continue to beat my head in trying to figure them out, but at least it gives me a nice epitaph.

Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 07:50 PM (xjpRj)

345 Yeah, unless I greatly improve my blood pressure situation, I'm probably dead within a year of my prescriptions running out. That is, unless I manage to lose at least 50 pounds and keep up an exercise regime. I support TSHTF conditions would be conducive to that. But better to get my weight down sooner than later.

My bicycling is getting better a little bit at a time. I came closer than ever to doing the full 4.5 mile loop today without having to get off and walk up the worst of the inclines. Hopefully, at this rate I'll be able to do the whole thing while pedaling by the end of the month.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 07:52 PM (kcfmt)

346 I took great interest in the medical supply article about when shit hits the fan. As a nurse I'm already in demand for things like staple and suture removal, medical advice and assorted other things so people can save money by not going back to doctor. Someone the other day posted an amazon link for medical kits that included sutures and staples. I really think I should start hoarding some of this stuff. I've never been dishonest or a thief but I have access to so many medications that I have to dispose of it makes me wonder sometimes. I could never take it but the way things are headed they could come in handy in the near future.

Posted by: Molly K. at August 17, 2013 07:55 PM (y2+iR)

347 A couple things. If a moron reads everything James Wesley, Rawles ever wrote, he or she would be a smarter moron/moronette. And that trackhoe thing, I would have done once upon a time. Yeah, I was that crazy/stupid.

Posted by: EROWMER at August 17, 2013 07:56 PM (OONaw)

348 15. The "Aqua Park" video title is misleading, as that's more of a "win" than a "fail". - Thrawn Maybe a "draw"? But, yeah. I saw "fail" in the title, and kept expecting them to be slammed into the wall, or dropped from too great a height. I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed. 8 at what age would you choose to stop aging? ... I'll just have to go with, "Now, dammit!" - t-bird Yeah, if they can roll back the years, 30 sounds good, although 18 was healthy, if I can keep the slight bit of wisdom I've gleaned. Otherwise, any time now works for me. Good evening everybody. "Tell me hello because I'm about to say goodbye." (A big hit back in 1925.)

Posted by: mindful webworker, sexagenarian at August 17, 2013 07:56 PM (U13jb)

349 My BP was high when I was over 300lb.  At 215 its low'ish somewhat below normal.  If I shotgun 3 energy drinks and get in a frenzy in might go up around "normal"

Dumping some weight may make the BP issue just go away.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 07:56 PM (yLe+f)

350 Evenin' all. Most ONT's I can figure out where it's going by reading upthread a bit, but tonight you've outdone yourselves. Good job!

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:00 PM (uRqqf)

351 "Love means never having to say you're sorry." Al Gore claimed that book, Love Story, was written about him! No joke.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2013 08:02 PM (l3vZN)

352

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.

Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

 

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 17, 2013 08:05 PM (lxc0s)

353 Seems like having everything on the medications list times the number of family members would mean you couldn't be mobile. So much for bugging out.

Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 08:05 PM (kwl+3)

354 "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

Posted by: TH at August 17, 2013 08:06 PM (s4eYP)

355 RWC, I've read every comment and I still don't know what's what.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:07 PM (aH+zP)

356 My worst was close to 270 but how close I cannot say because it was always done while I was fully clothed and I tend to have a lot of stuff in my cargo pockets. Like about a TB of flash drive capacity. Anyway, I'm around 250 right now and trying to change my eating habits slowly as I get more regular exercise in hopes it will start showing an effect over time. I know I would never keep up with any rigid dietary regime like Atkins. So it's subtle changes, like the flatbread rounds for making sandwiches instead of regular bread.

Energy drinks I stay away from, along with caffeine. I keep that stuff in reserve for when I really need it. I was never a coffee drinker and it's remarkable how much of a boost you can get from a can of Mountain Dew if you haven't had any significant amount of caffeine in a few months.

There isn't any cheap test available but I suspect I'm one of those unfortunates who gets more of a BP reaction to sodium than most. Whatever the genetic formation is for that sensitivity seems to run down both sides of my family.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 08:07 PM (kcfmt)

357 PA: "Dumping some weight may make the BP issue just go away." Yes, but the caffeine in those energy drinks will more than make up for losing the weight. I developed a BP of 200/100 on a treadmill and LVH, from cycling 6 days per week, for 50 weeks per year, for 5 years, followed by 2 years of track work ... and an energy drink per day. I detrained, stopped the caffeine, started Losartan, and the LVH went away. BP seems ok now. My new physician says I can exercise again. 900 cal in 50 minutes on an elliptical, 6 days per week, and I'm trying to avoid the caffeine. We shall see what happens in October. I'm having trouble quitting the energy drinks.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 08:07 PM (FlRtG)

358

 

Soldier: He was from my village. He was the village idiot.

Boris: Yeah, what did you do, place?

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 17, 2013 08:08 PM (lxc0s)

359 http://tinyurl.com/bfkwryy

FL couple addicted to coffee enemas.  They're doing several a day.

Why is it always FL for this weird shit...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:10 PM (yLe+f)

360 What's up Horde?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:10 PM (NEIxp)

361 FL couple addicted to coffee enemas. They're doing several a day. Why is it always FL for this weird shit... Haven't they figured out that's not the end coffee goes in?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:10 PM (NEIxp)

362 356 RWC, I've read every comment and I still don't know what's what. Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:07 AM (aH+zP) I'm thinking it's about personal health after the burning. Stock up on 'scripts while you can.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:14 PM (uRqqf)

363 Okay, you had your chance to interact with me. Now that window of opportunity has slammed shut. On my fingers. D@&$ that hurts. Better rest up, folks. Tomorrow the battle begins. Again. Those keeping the late watch on the ONT, ::salute!::

Posted by: mindful webworker, pouty lipped at August 17, 2013 08:14 PM (U13jb)

364 Yes, but the caffeine in those energy drinks will more than make up for losing the weight.

I'm wired on caffeine pretty much 7x24 -- my lowish BP is with a blood caffeine level that would have most people bouncing off the walls, babbling like meth tweakers and never sleeping.

I think I've become immune to the buzzy effects, I can nod off almost instantly even after downing a Monster Zero or chugging a 2L diet Dew

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:15 PM (yLe+f)

365 CA used to be the freak capital of the US, but FL has been mounting a serious challenge.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:17 PM (yLe+f)

366 365 Yes, but the caffeine in those energy drinks will more than make up for losing the weight. I'm wired on caffeine pretty much 7x24 -- my lowish BP is with a blood caffeine level that would have most people bouncing off the walls, babbling like meth tweakers and never sleeping. I think I've become immune to the buzzy effects, I can nod off almost instantly even after downing a Monster Zero or chugging a 2L diet Dew Posted by: Purp at August 18, 2013 12:15 AM (yLe+f) I'm pretty much the same way. I think I may already be dead but all the caffeine is keeping me going anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:17 PM (NEIxp)

367 The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Posted by: traye at August 17, 2013 08:17 PM (rEtsA)

368 There isn't any cheap test available but I suspect I'm one of those unfortunates who gets more of a BP reaction to sodium than most. Whatever the genetic formation is for that sensitivity seems to run down both sides of my family. Posted by: epobirs at August 18, 2013 12:07 AM (kcfmt) My coworker has that. He really watches what he eats but there have been a couple of meetings where he ingested more sodium than recommended. He was sweating like a whore in church.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:17 PM (uRqqf)

369 Florida....the rules are different there.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2013 08:18 PM (l3vZN)

370 370 Florida....the rules are different there. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 18, 2013 12:18 AM (l3vZN) I hated that ad campaign with a passion.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:19 PM (NEIxp)

371

The average Russkie doesn't seem to have much of a plan when he drives. Other than avoiding getting killed by oncoming cars in the wrong lane or getting hit with 2 tons of cabbages falling off the truck in front of him.

 

 I'm developing a theory about the Russians. In the old days, they were in daily danger of being sent to the gulags or shot. Now that their government is (nominally) better, they are bored and so create ways of putting their own lives in danger, without relying on the secret police to do it.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 17, 2013 08:19 PM (R3gO3)

372 Tbh, for those of us with really early schedules, coffee is a must. Can't stay focused and awake otherwise...

Posted by: KG at August 17, 2013 08:19 PM (IPz9m)

373 'Grandmas Boy' is on Comedy Central at 1am EST. pretty funny movie if you haven't seen it.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:20 PM (uRqqf)

374 Around 1992, I was an assistant manager in a Crown Books store. There was a chicken place next store that for a long time would let us come over and fill our cups from their fountain. I was consuming a lot of Coca-Cola.

Then on day they decided that policy was at an end and we were cut off. Shortly thereafter, I felt really lousy all of the time. I found myself wondering if I was having a freakish renewed bout of mono, which I'd gone through a few years earlier. But it was supposed to be a one-shot thing.

After a while I realized the problem was that I was no longer drinking about a gallon of Coke daily and had largely gone cold turkey on the caffeine. I've tried to keep my consumption more limited since then.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 08:20 PM (kcfmt)

375 I'm wired on caffeine pretty much 7x34 .... I'm pretty much the same way. If I may ask, what are the two of you taking? Caffeine is mildly addictive, so quitting it is tough (ask the freaks in FL; they're bypassing the digestive process), but resistance to it is unusual.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 08:22 PM (FlRtG)

376 Hey-o!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 08:22 PM (T1005)

377 "We have such sights to show you."

Posted by: Thrawn at August 17, 2013 08:22 PM (Dsds2)

378 I hated that ad campaign with a passion. Posted by: Insomniac It's getting some years on it now, from the 80's isn't it?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2013 08:22 PM (l3vZN)

379 speaking of energy / caffeine are those ruck pack drinks any good or simply more crap

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

380 The average Rusky don't take a dump son without a plan

Posted by: traye at August 17, 2013 08:23 PM (rEtsA)

381 The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Posted by: Having Johnson at August 17, 2013 08:23 PM (7PjX7)

382 379 I hated that ad campaign with a passion. Posted by: Insomniac It's getting some years on it now, from the 80's isn't it? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 18, 2013 12:22 AM (l3vZN) I think that's right. Boy was it awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:23 PM (NEIxp)

383 It was before coffee enemas, that is for certain.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2013 08:24 PM (l3vZN)

384 "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 08:25 PM (yh0zB)

385 376 I'm wired on caffeine pretty much 7x34 .... I'm pretty much the same way. If I may ask, what are the two of you taking? Caffeine is mildly addictive, so quitting it is tough (ask the freaks in FL; they're bypassing the digestive process), but resistance to it is unusual. Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2013 12:22 AM (FlRtG) I'm a heavy coffee drinker if that's what you mean, but I don't get buzzed from it and it doesn't interfere with my sleep, despite what my screen name might suggest.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:25 PM (NEIxp)

386 384 It was before coffee enemas, that is for certain. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 18, 2013 12:24 AM (l3vZN) Indeed. I think the coffee enemas are a new low for my State.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:26 PM (NEIxp)

387 Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

Posted by: Bette Davis at August 17, 2013 08:26 PM (C8mVl)

388 #369

It isn't nearly that bad for me. But I can produce a noticeable spike in my BP if I overindulge. Fortunately, I was never much of a food salter. At some point when I was a kid we stopped keeping stuff like salt and pepper at the table, and I never really missed it. It was probably a combination of my father's medical problems and my mother life long difficulty with spicy food. It's some freak thing because everybody else in the family loves stuff she cannot ever put in her mouth. It doesn't seem to be an allergy in the normal sense. It's more like her taste buds generate sensations at eleventy! from foods that would rate a 2 or 3 for most people.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 08:27 PM (kcfmt)

389 if you think caffeine is addictive you should try strippers, especially when they serve cofee. whooo boooy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

390 "Marcia Marcia Marcia!"

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 08:27 PM (BVkEs)

391 CA used to be the freak capital of the US, but FL has been mounting a serious challenge.

Welcome, condom refugees!

Posted by: adams underground at August 17, 2013 08:27 PM (L039j)

392 not mentioned in the trial but whatshis name was really trying to give zimmerman a coffee enema or something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

393 Back in the '80's I tried to quit smoking. (It was the first of many attempts until I finally quit for good.) Because I always had a couple of cigs with the morning coffee, I cut out the coffee on my first day. A few hours later, I had the worst headache ever - like my brain was being squeezed by very tight rubber bands. I thought it was nicotine withdrawal - it wasn't, it was caffeine withdrawal.

Posted by: Donna V. at August 17, 2013 08:28 PM (R3gO3)

394 390 if you think caffeine is addictive you should try strippers, especially when they serve cofee. whooo boooy! Posted by: yankeefifth at August 18, 2013 12:27 AM (Z9EHQ) Strippers that serve coffee? Where is such an earthly paradise, pray tell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:28 PM (NEIxp)

395 You should be able to explain your call sign at the Nellis bar and not have potential dates, random civilians, or other fighter pilots run away in embarrassment for you.

When my son flew helicopters in Afghanistan they gave him the nickname "Skidmark".


Posted by: Retired Geezer at August 17, 2013 08:28 PM (7xShT)

396 Hi cthulu and GGE.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:28 PM (aH+zP)

397 Navin. Damn autospell

Posted by: Navin Johnson at August 17, 2013 08:29 PM (7PjX7)

398 florida is like a less attractive version of california

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

399 393 not mentioned in the trial but whatshis name was really trying to give zimmerman a coffee enema or something. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 18, 2013 12:28 AM (Z9EHQ) Forget enemas, Angela Corey certainly tried to buttf*ck him but good.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:30 PM (NEIxp)

400 Strippers that serve coffee? Where is such an earthly paradise, pray tell? Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2013 12:28 A and have the liberals shut them down?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

401 So what would you call an enema with Kopi Luwak coffee? Ass to ass?

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:30 PM (uRqqf)

402 399 florida is like a less attractive version of california Posted by: yankeefifth at August 18, 2013 12:29 AM (Z9EHQ) Hey now, we may have been flying the freak flag a bit lately, but at least we have low taxes!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:31 PM (NEIxp)

403 397 Hi cthulu and GGE.

Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:28 AM (aH+zP)



Hey, there, Gingy! How's the Horde behavin' tonight?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 08:31 PM (T1005)

404 Coffee enemas sound fun. Care to ELabourate?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2013 08:31 PM (Aif/5)

405 If I may ask, what are the two of you taking?

I prefer the Monster Zero Ultra (white can), but will settle for the plain Zero (blue can).  I've found that stuff doesn't hit you like a 2x4, rather giving a slow steady push.

The no-sugar Rockstar's hit me like a 2x4, and if I shotgun 3 in a row cause scary heart palpitations. 

The cheap Rip-It's sold at Dollar Tree aren't quite as effective as the Monsters or Rockstar, but do kick a bit more than stock diet Dew.

I've been making iced coffees this summer too.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:32 PM (yLe+f)

406 " ... if that's what you mean ..." No, I was inquiring about prescription stuff. I assume the inquiry is much too personal, but OTOH, such information is occasionally shared here. But if the opinion is that one builds up a tolerance and resistance to caffeine, I'm inclined believe that. Caffeine is a substance that the body reacts to ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 08:32 PM (FlRtG)

407 405 Coffee enemas sound fun. Care to ELabourate? Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2013 12:31 AM (Aif/5) It's like high speed rail. You'll love it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:33 PM (NEIxp)

408 Hey now, we may have been flying the freak flag a bit lately, but at least we have low taxes! Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2013 12:31 AM that is true, but I was mostly thinking of physical attractiveness.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

409 Cthulu, they are behaving. I don't know what's up tonight.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:33 PM (aH+zP)

410 I went on Liptor, "as a precaution", it made my back hurt. So they switched me to something else. Nine months later - kidney stones. They suck. When I went to get one removed - no go on the root-rooter due to unmanaged evelvated blood sugar. Out of the blue, I'm "diabetic". So in addition to testing myself and various drug cocktails, what do I get: Junk Mail from class action layers saying Liptor causes kidney stones and/or elevated blood sugar. WTF. First, do they actually know what they are doing with these drug cocktails; and Second, how the hell do these ambulance chaser get my name.

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2013 08:34 PM (CMlD4)

411 Strippers that serve coffee?

There used to be a place in Ft. Lauderdale called R-Donuts.  Menu similar to dunkin donuts, but with topless servers.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:35 PM (yLe+f)

412 407 " ... if that's what you mean ..." No, I was inquiring about prescription stuff. I assume the inquiry is much too personal, but OTOH, such information is occasionally shared here. But if the opinion is that one builds up a tolerance and resistance to caffeine, I'm inclined believe that. Caffeine is a substance that the body reacts to ... Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2013 12:32 AM (FlRtG) I'm pretty sure it's tolerance/resistance in my case. During the time I noticed it wasn't having much of an effect anymore I was not regularly taking any prescription drugs.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:35 PM (NEIxp)

413 actually, california is not so hot anymore either

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

414 Re: Call signs....


....I'd really have to hope for either "Cthulhu" or "Bruce" -- just to keep it clear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 08:36 PM (T1005)

415 some strip club in fl, I think it is in jacksoville, has billboards up on every highway for hundreds of miles asdertising a breakfast buffet and strippers. big billboard of a apparently naked lady holding a big plate of scrambled eggs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

416 #376

Do you mean medications? Or caffeine sources?

My greatest protection against addictions has been being a cheapskate. For example, I smoked pot a fair number of times in my teens but was never inclined to buy any. So it was only when somebody else was sharing. I never found any form of alcohol I really enjoyed. And stuff like cocaine was really expensive when I was at the age when I might have developed a habit.

Unfortunately, one can still manage to pile up debt from getting stuff really cheap. My typical video game purchase is at a fraction of the original MSRP but a few hundred $10 games is still a lot of money. So I do have an addiction of sorts.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 08:38 PM (kcfmt)

417 Nothing prescription at the moment.  I used to be on a cholesterol and diabetic med, but once I lost all the weight I've been able to get all that shit under control with diet.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:38 PM (yLe+f)

418 WTF. First, do they actually know what they are doing with these drug cocktails; and Second, how the hell do these ambulance chaser get my name. You think private medical records are actually private? That's so cute...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:38 PM (NEIxp)

419 410 Cthulu, they are behaving. I don't know what's up tonight.

Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:33 AM (aH+zP)



Hmmmm.......

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 08:38 PM (T1005)

420 "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 08:39 PM (yh0zB)

421 416 some strip club in fl, I think it is in jacksoville, has billboards up on every highway for hundreds of miles asdertising a breakfast buffet and strippers. big billboard of a apparently naked lady holding a big plate of scrambled eggs. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 18, 2013 12:37 AM (Z9EHQ) Boobs with breakfast? Sign me up!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:39 PM (NEIxp)

422 Sign me up! Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2013 12:39 AM not as great as you might think. strip clubs should be nearly dark, food should be served in bright places. never want to see what a stripper really looks like and always want to see what your breakfast looks like.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 08:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

423 Strippers and syrup?

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2013 08:41 PM (CMlD4)

424 Don't ask the gal serving you with belly stitches about the freshness of the milk.

Posted by: adams underground at August 17, 2013 08:41 PM (L039j)

425 423 Sign me up! Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2013 12:39 AM not as great as you might think. strip clubs should be nearly dark, food should be served in bright places. never want to see what a stripper really looks like and always want to see what your breakfast looks like. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 18, 2013 12:41 AM (Z9EHQ) Hmmm...you have a point there.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:41 PM (NEIxp)

426 419 WTF. First, do they actually know what they are doing with these drug cocktails; and Second, how the hell do these ambulance chaser get my name.

You think private medical records are actually private? That's so cute...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2013 12:38 AM (NEIxp)



Previously, you could only be datamined at your pharmacy, your doctor's office, or your insurance company -- but under Obamacare, your medical records are all becoming computerized -- and we all know the 4th amendment doesn't apply to data....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 08:41 PM (T1005)

427 I could eat bacon in the dark ,,with or without strippers

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2013 08:42 PM (CMlD4)

428 416. I used to have lunch there often. Was cafe risqy then. The first time was like "ha ha, lunch at the shoe show." But the lunch was good. (Even discounting the bonus boobies)

Posted by: traye at August 17, 2013 08:42 PM (rEtsA)

429 This Constitution of the United States, I've read it cover to cover.
It doesn't say to vaporize 2,600 Americans. But it does say, several
times...that "no person shall be deprived of life, liberty or
property... "without due process."

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at August 17, 2013 08:43 PM (2vl2+)

430 #394

Likely both. It's been found that caffeine and nicotine have interesting interactions that increase their effects. Which is why it's so common to people being attached to having both at the same sitting. At some level they know about the combo high. And the combo low from withdrawal can be worse than getting off one or the other separately.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 08:43 PM (kcfmt)

431 Jean, I was in a med study earlier this year for an established diabetes drug (my girlfriend needed one more white person 30+ and was desperate). I got calls from medical supply companies for months. She assured me, as did the study doctor, that they hadn't given out my information. And yet... Fuckers. It also made me gain 12 pounds which Won't Go Away.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:43 PM (aH+zP)

432 Favorite call signs:


HYFI - Harris You Fucking Idiot
PATCh - Puts Ass Through Chair
Lingus - last name was Cuny (he had to change that post-tailhook of course)
Didja - last name was Baller
Este - female pilot, when they were trying to think of a name for her she said "Doesn't matter, just as long as it's not Sugar Tits."


Some of the stories were more interesting than other.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 08:44 PM (yh0zB)

433 Doctor gave me some anti-epileptic shit called Neurontin for a debilitating muscle spasm cramp that just wouldn't quit years ago. 

The cramp went away, but it swelled one of my ankles up to like cantaloupe diameter.  I was literally crawling on the floor it hurt so much to put any weight on it.  Stopped the Neurontin course early, swelling vanished

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:44 PM (yLe+f)

434 Strippers with breakfast? I didn't think that's what "sausage party" meant....

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 17, 2013 08:44 PM (1wI7y)

435 Hya Gingy, howarya!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 08:44 PM (yh0zB)

436 Gingy, really makes want to run my life thru an LLC and a trust, take down my mailbox, and use the note rent thru a proxy.

Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2013 08:47 PM (CMlD4)

437 Worst Pez dispenser ever.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at August 17, 2013 08:47 PM (5fSr7)

438 not as great as you might think. strip clubs should be nearly dark, food should be served in bright places. Eh, I've seen joints that were well lit. (The ones in particular, the ladies looked quite well in it, thank you...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at August 17, 2013 08:48 PM (WVhTP)

439 If privacy wasn't dead before, you can bet ObamaCare will be the arrow through the heart of whatever vestiges remain

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 08:48 PM (yLe+f)

440 If I were any better there'd be two of me, GGE. How's yourself?

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:49 PM (aH+zP)

441 I will admit I am a mt dew addict and a dieting addict as well. I started the dew at about 13 and now am 43. It's the most addictive thing ever. I am also a weight freak so give it up time to time for a diet. I have headaches for days. I know a lady who was a drug addict that quit years ago and she told me giving up her mt dew was harder than quiting drugs. Caffeine is a powerful drug . I have to substitute the soda with sun tea.

Posted by: Molly K. at August 17, 2013 08:49 PM (y2+iR)

442 437 Gingy, really makes want to run my life thru an LLC and a trust, take down my mailbox, and use the note rent thru a proxy.

Posted by: Jean at August 18, 2013 12:47 AM (CMlD4)



Really? It makes me think that anyone responsible for this should be removed from office, and any of it continued into the next regime should be run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 08:50 PM (T1005)

443 Went to a pastie's club last week. The food was actually damn good. (And i'll admit, i hate strip clubs.)

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:51 PM (uRqqf)

444 "Do you mean medications? Or caffeine sources?" All: Mostly medications. Physicians seem to not want to tell me or anyone else about how drugs really work, so I'm working on building a database. From the comments at Ace, I read (last year?) that Co-enzyme Q-10 is effectively a necessary supplement when taking any of the statin drugs. I have a handle on the sources: I have a can of "Spike" (Red Bull-size can) that I'm considering drinking ... but it has a warning on it: ad hype, or real?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 08:51 PM (FlRtG)

445 If I were any better there'd be two of me, GGE. How's yourself?

Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:49 AM (aH+zP)



OK, I give up. I'm doing well, but I just can't think of anything as good as what you said right there. I got a pretty good laugh out of it. Well done!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 08:51 PM (yh0zB)

446 Caffeine is a powerful drug . I have to substitute the soda with sun tea. Posted by: Molly K. at August 18, 2013 12:49 AM (y2+iR) Go to an AA meeting-coffee is drunk like water.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:54 PM (uRqqf)

447

Ok, hate to hit and run the ONT-

But, CDR M-

IF the girl you saw extrapolating herself in college HAPPENED  to be a student at the prestigious George Mason U,

 

I Hit it. Mad Skills.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at August 17, 2013 08:55 PM (4ABat)

448 Caffeine is a powerful drug . I have to substitute the soda with sun tea.

Posted by: Molly K. at August 18, 2013 12:49 AM (y2+iR)




And a Molotov Cocktail is a loco drink.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 08:55 PM (yh0zB)

449 RWC - almost. People don't drink enough water, myself included. I think I probably had more coffee than water today.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:56 PM (aH+zP)

450 Hi Cthulhu and Gingy.  It's me under a different name.

Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 08:57 PM (xjpRj)

451 All: Mostly medications. Physicians seem to not want to tell me or anyone else about how drugs really work, so I'm working on building a database. Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2013 12:51 AM (FlRtG) Yeah. There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 08:57 PM (qyfb5)

452 I have a handle on the sources: I have a can of "Spike" (Red Bull-size can) that I'm considering drinking ... but it has a warning on it: ad hype, or real? Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2013 12:51 AM (FlRtG) Not sure. I would assume ad-hype. Sometimes that bites them in the ass though.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 08:58 PM (uRqqf)

453 RWC.... My biological mother is a recovering alcoholic and goes to those mtgs all the time. Every time I've interacted with her she is pounding coffee and smoking like a chimney .

Posted by: Molly K. at August 17, 2013 08:58 PM (y2+iR)

454 Null, why the name change? I figured that was you the other night, btw.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 08:58 PM (aH+zP)

455 I have a handle on the sources: I have a can of "Spike" (Red Bull-size can) that I'm considering drinking ... but it has a warning on it: ad hype, or real? Probably ad hype. How much caffeine does the label say is in there?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2013 08:59 PM (NEIxp)

456 She assured me, as did the study doctor, that they hadn't given out my information. Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:43 AM (aH+zP) They lie like a rug. You should see the junk mail I get related to *what they think* my condition is (or the population that normally has it - WTF with the hearing aid ads?). Somebody is handing out your info like Halloween candy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:00 PM (qyfb5)

457 Arbalest - you can get the information on the mechanism of action for pretty much every medication online

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:00 PM (aH+zP)

458 It's Midnight in the Middle of America, when the defender of liberty goes forth to battle the tyran... hey, how old are these donuts on the buffet?

Posted by: Masked Midnight Man at August 17, 2013 09:02 PM (HeCg1)

459 450 RWC - almost. People don't drink enough water, myself included. I think I probably had more coffee than water today. Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:56 AM (aH+zP) I have one maybe two 12oz cups a day. Water though, i drink the hell out of. At work the water comes out so cold you'd get a brain freeze. Sent someone to fill my water bottle,the other day and he didn't get the cold stuff. bastid!!

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 09:02 PM (uRqqf)

460 The internist I see on occasion has PhD's in chemistry and pharmacology as well as the M.D. and even he can't always predict what's gonna happen with some combinations...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 09:02 PM (yLe+f)

461 I don't like really cold water. I'm not fussy though, I'll drink it whatever the temp. When I was singing for my supper I would drink warm-hot water.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:04 PM (aH+zP)

462 That's why I love her folks. I went out to the pub to have a beer. There's a girl here, 20 something years old. She has her hair up in a poof, hoop earrings, a half dozen bracelets on her wrist, wearing men's culottes and a salmon colored jacket of all things. I took a picture and texted my wife "I've fallen through a time rift and find myself in 1987" Her response was brilliant: "Bring Reagan"

Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2013 09:05 PM (gKGI0)

463 "There's a reason for that." It can't be a good one. I was on a statin drug for about 6 months, and suffered the "sided" muscular pain. I told my previous physician I had to stop the stuff ... found out a few months later from relatives that my family cannot take statins. No one told me about Co Q-10; I read about it here. I see a new "item" advertised on TV (while at the gym, no sound); looks like deodorant, but apparently it's for underarm "control" ... and can increase the risk of acne and "prostate issues". It sounds like a testosterone-enhanced product. I'll stick with showers, soap and Right Guard. Conclusion: time to take action.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 09:05 PM (FlRtG)

464 451 Hi Cthulhu and Gingy. It's me under a different name.

Posted by: Null at August 18, 2013 12:57 AM (xjpRj)



Hey, you -- whatsamatta, got a new shipment of blank canvases?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:06 PM (T1005)

465 454 RWC.... My biological mother is a recovering alcoholic and goes to those mtgs all the time. Every time I've interacted with her she is pounding coffee and smoking like a chimney . Posted by: Molly K. at August 18, 2013 12:58 AM (y2+iR) That's how we role! I was pounding Red Bull and coffee when I quit. Just replacing an addiction with an addiction.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 09:07 PM (uRqqf)

466 I like coffee coffee is a good thing I drink a lot of coffee I had coffee right before I went out to go on patrol and coffee doesn't affect me one bit I really do enjoy a good pot or two but really but a cup of coffee got to go okay hi

Posted by: Masked Midnight Man at August 17, 2013 09:08 PM (INyZp)

467 The internist I see on occasion has PhD's in chemistry and pharmacology as well as the M.D. and even he can't always predict what's gonna happen with some combinations... Posted by: Purp at August 18, 2013 01:02 AM (yLe+f) That's because if you think of a cell as a star, which is I admit a stretch but bear with me, the human body makes the Milky Way Galaxy look like a Tinkertoy. They're finally starting to associate some drugs with the genetic code of people for whom the drug does / does not have the anticipated effect. But that's only part of the story anyway. 'Swhy 3x the adult dose of metoprolol tartrate has no affect on my heart rate, and lisinopril makes me go through a bag of cough drops every day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:09 PM (qyfb5)

468 457 She assured me, as did the study doctor, that they hadn't given out my information.

Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 12:43 AM (aH+zP)


They lie like a rug.

You should see the junk mail I get related to *what they think* my condition is (or the population that normally has it - WTF with the hearing aid ads?).

Somebody is handing out your info like Halloween candy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 18, 2013 01:00 AM (qyfb5)



Don't forget that Google is ballz-deep into the "spying on users" thing, too.....and, just for shits and giggles, has anyone ever tried to figure out exactly what Akamai does to make money? 'Cause I'm thinking maybe it's "front for US intelligence services."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:09 PM (T1005)

469
I went out to the pub to have a beer. There's a girl here, 20 something years old. She has her hair up in a poof, hoop earrings, a half dozen bracelets on her wrist, wearing men's culottes and a salmon colored jacket of all things. I took a picture and texted my wife "I've fallen through a time rift and find myself in 1987" Her response was brilliant:

"Bring Reagan"

Posted by: Weirddave at August 18, 2013 01:05 AM (gKGI0)

 

 

..........................

 

I love it. I graduated high school in 87. I have spent two looooong nights at my husbands class of "73" reunion. I took a pic of the sign and sent it to my sister saying I was 4 when he was graduating! Your wife is brilliant by the way. 

Posted by: Molly k. at August 17, 2013 09:09 PM (4ygzS)

470 Currently I take three items once daily.

Amlodipine
Benazepril
and Bystolic

That last one is a big incentive to get my BP under control because it is horribly expensive. My last round of refills cost nearly $100 and about 85% of that was the Bystolic. But it's supposedly an improvement over what it replaced.

All three of them carry a warning about causing drowsiness. Another big reason to end the need for them. It's bad enough getting to middle-age, I don't need three additional reasons to feel unpredictably sleepy.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 09:10 PM (kcfmt)

471 I know what youÂ’re thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, IÂ’ve kinda lost track myself.

But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, youÂ’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"

Well, do you, punk?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 17, 2013 09:11 PM (JawqV)

472 "Bring Reagan"

Posted by: Weirddave at August 18, 2013 01:05 AM (gKGI0)



awesome...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:11 PM (yh0zB)

473 Speaking of both caffeine and odd reactions to chemical input, I had a boyfriend who avoided caffeine because he swore that it made him suicidal.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 17, 2013 09:11 PM (1wI7y)

474 Merovign, that's specifically what was being studied in my case. Why this expensive med works on only 2/3 of patients. I had before-and-after fat biopsies and they will be conducting molecular-level tests. They're chasing down the genetic component, which is why they want northern-European white people.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:12 PM (aH+zP)

475 473 "Bring Reagan" Posted by: Weirddave at August 18, 2013 01:05 AM (gKGI0) awesome... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2013 01:11 AM (yh0zB) --- Well yeah I am.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:12 PM (aH+zP)

476 Motoprolol is the stuff I used to be on. Still have several dozen doses in a drawer, which I guess could be handy if things get dire.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 09:12 PM (kcfmt)

477 Speaking of both caffeine and odd reactions to chemical input, I had a boyfriend who avoided caffeine because he swore that it made him suicidal.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 18, 2013 01:11 AM (1wI7y)




I have a co-worker who says caffeine makes him stupid. I said "How can you tell?"





and he proceeded to tell me...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:14 PM (yh0zB)

478 461 The internist I see on occasion has PhD's in chemistry and pharmacology as well as the M.D. and even he can't always predict what's gonna happen with some combinations...

Posted by: Purp at August 18, 2013 01:02 AM (yLe+f)



The problem is that medicine needs to be more individual, but big business and government are forcing it to be applied collectively. The licensing process for drugs is entirely, "can everyone take it and benefit without harm?" when it should be "can anyone take it with benefits outweighing the harm?"

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:14 PM (T1005)

479 "Oh shit. There goes the planet."

Posted by: Marybel at August 17, 2013 09:15 PM (k0wRv)

480 Well yeah I am.

Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 01:12 AM (aH+zP)



and modest, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:15 PM (yh0zB)

481 It can't be a good one. It's complicated, with a healthy dose of don't know mixed with denial (especially regarding "side effects"). You can look up mechanisms for a lot of drugs, try looking up mechanisms for side effects. Then mechanisms for why drugs don't work in some people. There is a very human terror of saying the words "I don't know," a doctor willing to say that is starting off on the right foot IMHO. PS Statins can be pretty scary when you realize they regulate the mechanism that forms most of the useful structure of your body *and* your memory formation. No one told me about Co Q-10; I read about it here. Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2013 01:05 AM (FlRtG) When I forget to do my doctor's homework I usually regret it. I don't actually hate doctors, I'm just very disappointed in the field. I understand why (sometimes) it happens, but there's a lot of stepping-up-to-the-plate happening. Still not as bad as Journolists, though. Yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:15 PM (qyfb5)

482 Was cafe risqy then. The first time was like "ha ha, lunch at the shoe show." But the lunch was good. (Even discounting the bonus boobies) Posted by: traye at August 18, 2013 12:42 AM (rEtsA) sounds right

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 09:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

483 Thnx fr th dunuts. Got2 go fight crime & tyranny in the night now. Stay alert! The world needs all the lerts we can get.

Posted by: Masked Midnight Man at August 17, 2013 09:16 PM (INyZp)

484 we had donuts?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:18 PM (yh0zB)

485 I had one drug when I wrenched my back, i was one of the unfortunate 5 percent that it didn't agree with at all.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 09:18 PM (uRqqf)

486

483 Was cafe risqy then. The first time was like "ha ha, lunch at the shoe show." But the lunch was good. (Even discounting the bonus boobies)
Posted by: traye at August 18, 2013 12:42 AM (rEtsA)

sounds right

"plenty of truck parking, couple friendly!"

 

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 17, 2013 09:18 PM (5lVZz)

487 Currently I take three items once daily. Posted by: epobirs at August 18, 2013 01:10 AM (kcfmt) One of my Big Problems with Medicine is that symptoms are treated in isolation from the disease, generally, and symptoms are treated as if they *are* diseases. Now, finding the cause of a symptom can be a framdoozle harder than finding a symptom, but would you trust an auto mechanic who said "yeah, that's a nasty knocking sound you got there.... we'll add some insulation to the engine bay!" Much of what we call medicine is slow-motion triage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:19 PM (qyfb5)

488 Posted by Gingy: "Arbalest - you can get the information on the mechanism of action for pretty much every medication online" I tried that several years ago. The information is better than 10 years earlier, but there's still something missing. The Co Q-10 information is not always available (I'm told it's correct though), and the caution about statin drugs was not made clear to me (family experience with Baycol). Spironolactone (a "diuretic"; 2 months, then I quit) is another ... although searching far enough out into the interwebs gives one "data" ... I realize that I might be getting "lore" rather than "data", but asking my physician "lore" questions in writing (I always go in for physicals with a written list) seems to pay off. Posted by: Insomniac "Probably ad hype. How much caffeine does the label say is in there?" The can does not say. But the formula does contain tyrosine (no indication of how much), which can be decarboxylated to tyramine (also present in meat, etc.), which is a stimulant. So maybe there is some "there" there.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 09:19 PM (FlRtG)

489 Haven't read comments yet but I really liked the Prop Gun Movie! Box Lunches & Crypto boxes? Sanford and Son theme music? Shirtless Fooseball? Bwahhh! At least Cletus gave his life in the most noble fashion possible (for a P3, I guess. I'm just going on context.) I guess I'm just a sucker for old-timey documentaries from 1999...

Posted by: Deety at August 17, 2013 09:20 PM (UaCt0)

490 Thnx fr th dunuts. Got2 go fight crime & tyranny in the night now. Stay alert! The world needs all the lerts we can get. Posted by: Masked Midnight Man at August 18, 2013 01 I am spending way too much time here. I read "Got2 go fight crime & tyranny" as "Got2 go fight crime & tranny" funnier my way

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 17, 2013 09:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

491 They're chasing down the genetic component, which is why they want northern-European white people. Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 01:12 AM (aH+zP) I won't bore people with why, but they won't fix the problem even though they will change the percentages. PS most medicines are like that and many even less effective. There was a good article I lost (damit) on a study of a wide range of medicines that found something like 50-60% typical effectiveness rates - and no explanation as to why. Genetics was a smart step, next will be epigenetics (gene expression from external causes). Then the fact that we're not a single organism, we're colonies. Each of us has, I don't know, thousands of different genetic codes? One dominant and many subordinate, and the subordinates can get out of control. These are not easy problems, as I say I do not blame doctors for not having solved them, just for slapping bandaids on and calling it good.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:23 PM (qyfb5)

492 My poor mother in law, if there was a side effect of a medication she got it. Reading some of them makes be glad I don't have to take anything. If ever I do I might just tell the doc "rather die from it, thanks."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:23 PM (yh0zB)

493 Spironolactone (a "diuretic"; 2 months, then I quit) is another Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2013 01:19 AM (FlRtG) It can make your nipples hurt. Ask me how I know that - here's a hint, I didn't hear it from a doctor. There's a surprise you want one day a few months after you start a medication.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:25 PM (qyfb5)

494 Had a friend of mine whos M-I-L was on half a dozen different meds, five of them were to counteract the side effects of the one she was taking for somedamnthingorother. She quit taking all of them and took a vitamin supplement instead. Turns out all she had was a vitamin D deficiency.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:26 PM (yh0zB)

495 I was exhausted when hubby sent that picture earlier and was trying to get to bed. Now I'm not sleepy.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:26 PM (aH+zP)

496 #479

There isn't a decent set of tools yet to operate on an individual basis. Heck, it wasn't that long ago, as history measures things, that the Human Genome Project was expected to take fifteen to twenty years. Instead, privately funded outsider zoomed ahead with better technology.

The age of personal genome assays is coming but feels infinitely far away until it arrives. I like to use the CSI absurdity level as a measure. When that show first started, the speed with which DNA results were obtained were orders of magnitude removed from reality, even if you had the most well funded police department in the world. Today, assuming your agency can afford the latest gear, the absurdity of the show's speed of obtaining results has been reduced by over half and the required budget much smaller as well.

How long until a genomic assay is a requirement for an insurance policy? Perhaps in our lifetimes.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 09:27 PM (kcfmt)

497 Merovign: I recall that you said you lived the data. I had read about it much earlier, so I had a bit of a heads-up.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 09:29 PM (FlRtG)

498 How long until a genomic assay is a requirement for an insurance policy? Perhaps in our lifetimes. Posted by: epobirs at August 18, 2013 01:27 AM (kcfmt) Gattaca as a training film?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:29 PM (qyfb5)

499 Wait, nobody asked if 80s girl was hot? Do I have to do *everything* around here?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:31 PM (qyfb5)

500 Wait, nobody asked if 80s girl was hot? She was a 20-something waitress ... is asking necessary?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 09:32 PM (FlRtG)

501 Not a huge fan of Natty Greene's Southern Pale Ale.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:32 PM (yh0zB)

502 Well it's sort of blurry, but she has a big scab on one knee and a cigarette in her hand. But she has boobs, so?

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:33 PM (aH+zP)

503 But she has boobs, so?

Posted by: Gingy at August 18, 2013 01:33 AM (aH+zP)



Sometimes that's enough.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:34 PM (yh0zB)

504 I am required to tell all pts about every med they are on and the side effects. It's awful. Some of the are on 17 different drugs (not an exaggeration either) I get done with my little lesson and some of them freak out " omg I have muscle weakness, constipation and hair loss. Should I quite taking these pills?" It took me a long time to find a nice way to say " Youre freaking 88 yrs old, it's not the pills".

Posted by: Molly k. at August 17, 2013 09:35 PM (4ygzS)

505 421 I wish Mel Brooks kept making movies. Blazing Saddles was one of the greats.( Space Balls too). The camp fire scene was classic. It's obvious, but I'm a simple fucker with a low brow sense of humor. Airplane anyone?

Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 17, 2013 09:35 PM (F2Vrz)

506 500 Wait, nobody asked if 80s girl was hot?

Do I have to do *everything* around here?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 18, 2013 01:31 AM (qyfb5)

 

Because Gingy is hotter by asking him to bring Reagan.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2013 09:36 PM (LI48c)

507 Eldest Sister is moving from Roanoke VA back to Iowa next weekend. That leaves me all by my lonesome out here, all of my sibs will be there near my folks.


I don't think I ever want to live that close, but maybe a little closer would be nice in a couple of years.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:37 PM (yh0zB)

508 Well, if you haven't seen MST3K you have ten seasons and a movie to look forward to.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:37 PM (qyfb5)

509 "I speak jive."

Posted by: Marybel at August 17, 2013 09:38 PM (k0wRv)

510 492 Genetics was a smart step, next will be epigenetics (gene expression from external causes). Then the fact that we're not a single organism, we're colonies. Each of us has, I don't know, thousands of different genetic codes? One dominant and many subordinate, and the subordinates can get out of control.

These are not easy problems, as I say I do not blame doctors for not having solved them, just for slapping bandaids on and calling it good.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 18, 2013 01:23 AM (qyfb5)



Heh -- that's one of my most common rants with Kratos* -- so they're all proud of themselves for discovering that mitochondria have separate DNA that's exclusively maternal, and that human biochemistry can regulate DNA expression in gut bacteria, and that gut bacteria express certain proteins to regulate human DNA expression -- and, yet, they're still claiming that 98% of the human genome is junk DNA [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junk_DNA#Junk_DNA ].



Hello??? That's like saying that 98% of the messages at yahoo.com are "junk messages" because they're of no benefit to Yahoo.



*I should point out that Kratos doesn't necessarily disagree with me -- or even deserve any ranting.....it's just that he's one of the few people with which I don't have to define every other term.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:38 PM (T1005)

511 I wish Mel Brooks kept making movies.

Sadly, he did.

Posted by: adamsundeground at August 17, 2013 09:39 PM (L039j)

512 Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 18, 2013 01:35 AM (F2Vrz) Airplane? One of the movies ever.

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 09:40 PM (nnL6C)

513 Hello??? That's like saying that 98% of the messages at yahoo.com are "junk messages" because they're of no benefit to Yahoo.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:38 AM (T1005)



eh...that's not really why they're junk...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:41 PM (yh0zB)

514 510 The sub titles got me.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 17, 2013 09:41 PM (F2Vrz)

515 Maternal mitochondrial DNA is the coolest damned thing. I loved my biology classes so, so much. I kept the texts just to read from time to time.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:41 PM (aH+zP)

516 Best. How the F did I miss a whole word?

Posted by: RWC at August 17, 2013 09:41 PM (uRqqf)

517 497 #479

There isn't a decent set of tools yet to operate on an individual basis. Heck, it wasn't that long ago, as history measures things, that the Human Genome Project was expected to take fifteen to twenty years. Instead, privately funded outsider zoomed ahead with better technology.

The age of personal genome assays is coming but feels infinitely far away until it arrives. I like to use the CSI absurdity level as a measure. When that show first started, the speed with which DNA results were obtained were orders of magnitude removed from reality, even if you had the most well funded police department in the world. Today, assuming your agency can afford the latest gear, the absurdity of the show's speed of obtaining results has been reduced by over half and the required budget much smaller as well.

How long until a genomic assay is a requirement for an insurance policy? Perhaps in our lifetimes.

Posted by: epobirs at August 18, 2013 01:27 AM (kcfmt)



Personal genomic assays are a false lead -- see @511.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:42 PM (T1005)

518 512 And they are?

Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 17, 2013 09:43 PM (F2Vrz)

519 505 I am required to tell all pts about every med they are on and the side effects. It's awful. Some of the are on 17 different drugs (not an exaggeration either) I get done with my little lesson and some of them freak out " omg I have muscle weakness, constipation and hair loss. Should I quite taking these pills?" It took me a long time to find a nice way to say " Youre freaking 88 yrs old, it's not the pills".

Posted by: Molly k. at August 18, 2013 01:35 AM (4ygzS)



That's AWESOME!!!!! What's the nice way? If it's really good, you could give seminars to teach it.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:43 PM (T1005)

520 507
500 Wait, nobody asked if 80s girl was hot? Do I have to do *everything* around here?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 18, 2013 01:31 AM (qyfb5)


Because Gingy is hotter by asking him to bring Reagan.

Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2013 01:36 AM (LI48c)



^^^This.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 09:44 PM (T1005)

521 "How do fighter pilots typically earn their callsigns?"

I'm late to this, but my favorite call sign (biased opinion, mind you) - a young Navy pilot who went through jet school assigned to a 4 person study group. Himself and 3 exchange students from India's Navy.  So, it's NavySon and 3 Indians.  His callsign - Custer.

Posted by: NavyMom at August 17, 2013 09:45 PM (GiLYR)

522 You guys.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 09:45 PM (aH+zP)

523 His callsign - Custer.

Posted by: NavyMom at August 18, 2013 01:45 AM (GiLYR)




Nice...what does he fly?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:47 PM (yh0zB)

524 You f*cked up, you trusted us.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 17, 2013 09:49 PM (JawqV)

525 *I should point out that Kratos doesn't necessarily disagree with me -- or even deserve any ranting.....it's just that he's one of the few people with which I don't have to define every other term. Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:38 AM (T1005) Heh. The benefit of not hearing "huhwhat?" I don't understand 98% of Mandarin, so it's "junk language." ! That's the kind of though process that ends with Rosie O'Donnel saying "ching chong ching chong" on TV and mysteriously *not* being destroyed by the MFM like Paula Deen. Things that make you go "hmmmmm."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:51 PM (qyfb5)

526 #518

Not a false lead. Just well short of covering all of the possible inputs. That doesn't it stop it from being a major step in individualized medicine.

Such is science. Just figuring out how much there is to know is step one and the answer keeps changing as more complexity is exposed.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 09:51 PM (kcfmt)

527 "Ray---er, Valerie Jarrett is the kindest, bravest, gentlest, most wonderful human being I know."

Posted by: adamsundeground at August 17, 2013 09:52 PM (L039j)

528 "What this requires is a really stupid and futile gesture on someone's part."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 09:52 PM (yh0zB)

529 Hi Gingy and Cthulhu, I changed my name because when I would sign on and see posts saying "Hey!  It's BC!  Hi BC!  You are awesome!" and I stupidly thought, "Are they talking about...me?"

Which of course, they weren't.  They were talking to BCochran, Credible Hulk.  Who is one of the cool guys, which I have never been.

So, a name change was in order.  Thus, a name I've used on other forums.  It'll take a while to get everything in gear...but it's better than reading messages intended for another and, you know, thinking, "Hey, I'm popular!" followed by "Oh, wait, I'm not."

Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 09:54 PM (xjpRj)

530 GGE, he flew F/A-18s for 2 deployments. Now T-5's (?) I think as a dogfight trainer in KW, FL - where he's living the life. At Fallon for TG now, with what he says is an adversary asterisk designation.

Posted by: NavyMom at August 17, 2013 09:55 PM (GiLYR)

531 Hey, Null! Great to see you! You are awesome! (Who is the new guy, he sure seems full of himself?)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:56 PM (yoh1c)

532 529 "What this requires is a really stupid and futile gesture on someone's part." Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2013 01:52 AM (yh0zB) Oooh! Me! Pick me!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 09:57 PM (yoh1c)

533 EoJ's nuts were sucked by whom?

Posted by: adamsundeground at August 17, 2013 09:58 PM (L039j)

534

Regarding strip clubs: I've run into a couple over the years that apparently started out as honest to goodness restaurants until the owners realized that they could make more money with titties than with steak.  However, when they changed over they decided to keep the kitchen staff, so you still can get a decent steak.

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2013 09:59 PM (lr3d7)

535 514 Hello??? That's like saying that 98% of the messages at yahoo.com are "junk messages" because they're of no benefit to Yahoo.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:38 AM (T1005)


eh...that's not really why they're junk...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2013 01:41 AM (yh0zB)



Oh? In 1972, Susumu Ohno traipses out a model that, if run to extremes, says that the number of important genes can't be more than about 30,000 before mutations outpace benefits. Others find 20,000 encoding genes in 2% of the human genome, and 98% DNA that's noncoding....and, yet, in September 2012, ENCODE declaims that 80% of human DNA probably does something important. Watson and Crick gave us an immense gift....and we're still not getting the basic parameters of what the hell that gift means.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 10:00 PM (T1005)

536 GGE, he flew F/A-18s for 2 deployments. Now T-5's (?) I think as a dogfight trainer in KW, FL - where he's living the life. At Fallon for TG now, with what he says is an adversary asterisk designation.

Posted by: NavyMom at August 18, 2013 01:55 AM (GiLYR)



I worked on F/A-18's from 1991 to 2005. Loved Key West, Fallon notsomuch.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 10:00 PM (yh0zB)

537 Such is science. Just figuring out how much there is to know is step one and the answer keeps changing as more complexity is exposed.

I'll throw out a couple acronym's for science stuff and tell me if you know I'm fudging the results? EDS, EBSD, IC,AA, FTIR. All this crap can be spun easily to those that don't know how the data was collected.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 17, 2013 10:01 PM (7Bfxw)

Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 10:02 PM (xjpRj)

539 Oh, that didn't work.  Trying to post a smiley face.

Um,

?

Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 10:03 PM (xjpRj)

540 and we're still not getting the basic parameters of what the hell that gift means.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 02:00 AM (T1005)




...i was actually referring to the Yahoo messages...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 10:03 PM (yh0zB)

541 Ok, I'm going to turn put the light and listen to The Three Musketeers until I fall asleep. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 10:04 PM (aH+zP)

542 525 You f*cked up, you trusted us. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2013 01:49 AM (JawqV) ============ How they missed putting that quote on Obama's oval office carpet I'll never know.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 17, 2013 10:05 PM (1wI7y)

543 How they missed putting that quote on Obama's oval office carpet I'll never know.

Even if they had, they would have gotten it wrong:

http://scoamf.us/DG

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 17, 2013 10:08 PM (JawqV)

544 Funny Fallon story, every deployment we'd go to Fallon several times for training and one of those times they had a shitload of ordinance they had to get rid of. So we loaded it up and took it out to the range, and they let us go to the observation post to watch.


Of course when you have a lot of old ordinance some of it doesn't go off, so they send EOD to take it out. This particular bomb was a 500 pounder, they usually just blow them in place. They packed the C-4 or whatever they use around it, backed off the proscribed distance and set it off...and when it went up it detonated the 2000 pounder off that was underneath it as well.


That was a big boom.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 10:09 PM (yh0zB)

545 http://tinyurl.com/cab7v6g More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2993

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 17, 2013 10:09 PM (Vk2pI)

546 "When you canÂ’t see the angles no more, youÂ’re in trouble, baby. YouÂ’re in trouble."


Posted by: adamsundeground at August 17, 2013 10:11 PM (L039j)

547 #538

Without context an acronym tends to be meaningless. I once did some contract work in a place where RAM was a frequently used reference to a rather large machine. This lead to a lot of baffling conversations when I tried to explain that they needed a lot more RAM. I was speaking of little boards to go in the computers and they kept asking how they could possibly fit more RAM in the building.

Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2013 10:12 PM (kcfmt)

548 A little late night snack. Pizza omelet.  Three egg omelet with pizza sauce, pepperoni and mozzarella.
Breakfast and pizza, life is good.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 17, 2013 10:14 PM (APJIX)

549 and we're still not getting the basic parameters of what the hell that gift means. Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 02:00 AM (T1005) So. Situation normal. "Here is the font of all knowledge, human!" "Wow! Thanks! Do you mind if I pee it down my leg?" (sigh) "Go ahead."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 10:14 PM (yoh1c)

550 Pizza omelet sounds good. Reminds me of a pizza crust made from cheese I intend to make at some point.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 10:15 PM (yoh1c)

551 "I worked on F/A-18's from 1991 to 2005. Loved Key West, Fallon notsomuch."

He went through jet school in 2006, then assigned to the F-18F. I know 2 things about the jet. (1) The electronic controls make the pilot a part of the "voting group" in flying the plane. (2) The people who care for the planes are the salt of the earth.

When we visited for winging, NavySon introduced us to the men who packed his chutes and took care of the planes and made sure we understood how important they are.  While he was in the RAG, he pulled G's over the limit and was required to stay with the jet and the men who checked it out. When he returned from his first deployment he played the DVD for us and stopped it often to point out to us the squadron personnel, their jobs, why their jobs were important, and what made their jobs hard.  Because of that, we have a lot of respect for everyone who made his job possible. 

Which is my way of saying thank you.

Posted by: NavyMom at August 17, 2013 10:19 PM (GiLYR)

552 Goodnight, Gingy, read The Three Musketeers some years back and hated the ending.  Oh wait I'm still on probation. 

Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 10:19 PM (xjpRj)

553 Only trouble I've every had with omelets is timing, when to load the middle and flip.
Tonight my timing was aces.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 17, 2013 10:19 PM (APJIX)

554 Foghat's "Fool for the City":

http://youtu.be/Ieg6iME8muU

Posted by: adamsundeground at August 17, 2013 10:25 PM (L039j)

555 Outstanding! The F is the 2 seat model of the Super Hornet, took over for the Tomcat. We were just getting them into VFA-106 when I was retiring.  I was a Tomcat tech before going to the Hornets (Avionics Tech).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 10:25 PM (yh0zB)

556 Dusty Baker could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 17, 2013 10:24 PM (BXLPR

 

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Russ Ortiz just 5 outs away from winning the world series at August 17, 2013 10:25 PM (lqd+c)

557 527 #518

Not a false lead. Just well short of covering all of the possible inputs. That doesn't it stop it from being a major step in individualized medicine.

Such is science. Just figuring out how much there is to know is step one and the answer keeps changing as more complexity is exposed.

Posted by: epobirs at August 18, 2013 01:51 AM (kcfmt)



I think where I completely lost it regarding American medicine is with diabetes/the obesity epidemic/insulin resistance/glucose intolerance. The general irritation grew with family history, personal situation, and the damnable food pyramid -- which rivals "The Chemist's War" [ http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2010/02/the_chemists_war.html ] as being the most grotesque abuse of citizens by our adulterating would-be-totalitarian out-of-control government. The crack in the wall involved two things -- my cousin (who, while managing to somehow pull it off way better than this sounds, still looks a lot like me in drag) had bariatric surgery a number of years back, and is like the poster-child for it -- having experienced marvelous results. (Her husband, BTW, not so much). So, I'm keeping my eye on bariatric surgery.....and then comes word that it cures type II diabetes.



W. T. F. ???



Seriously, bing "diabetes" and "duodenum". The first article I read went into bariatric surgery, duodenal sleeves in mice, etc. and led to a startling question -- is type II diabetes a disorder of the duodenum? Really? Those organ-thingies in there, how do they work?!?



It's not just establishing a framework and drilling down to details, it's about establishing a framework with insufficient data and reinforcing it by political means to force the accomplishment of establishment goals.



I'd suspect that microbiomes are at least 10x more important to individual health than genomes.....which, itself, is going to be hard to measure because both halves play with each other. But all the grant money flowing into personal genomics ain't helpin' -- nor is the suggestion about "insurance policies requiring genomes."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 10:31 PM (T1005)

558 553 Goodnight, Gingy, read The Three Musketeers some years back and hated the ending. Oh wait I'm still on probation.

Posted by: Null at August 18, 2013 02:19 AM (xjpRj)



What probation? Everything on the ONT is probational, that's why it ain't on the main blog during working hours.....[and getting bitched-at by the Ewok-in-chief....sure wish our friend from ID would get his ass back here....]

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 10:37 PM (T1005)

559 The Anti-2nd Amendment Handbook Revealed More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2993

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 17, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

560 Biologic Immortality Fascinating stuff. Girl who never ages could hold key to 'biologic immortality'. So if they find the gene responsible for developmental inertia, at what age would you choose to stop aging? 18? 21? 25? h/t Thrawn Isn't that the plot of Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Posted by: Excalibolg at August 17, 2013 10:41 PM (Vk2pI)

561 SOYLENT GREEN IS SPAM!!!! Posted by: CoolCzech at August 17, 2013 10:44 PM (niZvt) Speaking of Spam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlsvLZvAkOg

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 17, 2013 10:43 PM (Vk2pI)

562 So, I'm keeping my eye on bariatric surgery.....and then comes word that it cures type II diabetes.

W. T. F. ???


Remember when there was no link between bacterial infections and stomach ulcers?

Then someone noticed that some folks, at a percentage greater than random chance, had their ulcer symptoms disappear when taking antibiotics.  That was mainly because the bacteria causing the ulcers had all died, but that wasn't possible because bacteria didn't cause ulcers.

One of my co-workers had a stomach ulcer earlier this year.  It was fixed with antibiotics as that's the recommended treatment now.

Medical science, crawling in the dark to improve the quality of life for everyone! (And I'm damn glad they do it.)


Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 17, 2013 10:43 PM (JawqV)

563 When I was singing for my supper I would drink warm-hot water. With a bit of lemon? I'm assuming that you were literally singing for your supper though. That can be kind of soothing and hydrating at the same time, when performing. I'll admit that I prefer really cold water with a few drops of lemon-juice, nowadays. My job is knocking on doors in 107 degree heat, so I set out filling my insulated coffee cup with as much ice as it can hold and filling it with refrigerated tap water. I'd add the lemon juice but I know that the days that my cuppa gets hot enough in the car to make a nice hot lemon tea, or I run out & go into a Safeway to fill up at the water fountain (why is some water-fountain water is so much more deliciously cool than anything you can get out of a bottle from a fridge in a store?)I'm gonna be too beat to thouroughy wash it. But hot water, by itself, when you are really, really, hot and parched? SUCKS BALLZ! Tastewise, I mean. We're not talikg about dehydration but in the most minor sense of the word. I am a compulsive, constant sipping hydrophile since my days as a momma bear Dive Master in the Carribean who needed to "set an example".

Posted by: Deety at August 17, 2013 10:43 PM (UaCt0)

564 If STEM textbooks from the surviving schools of 2050 were to fall into a time warp and end up here, the first paragraph in each of them would begin "Scientists from the early part of this century were by-and-large overly-politicized idiots, who got nearly everything wrong." What followed would depend on the subject.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 10:45 PM (T1005)

565 Medical science, crawling in the dark to improve the quality of life for everyone! (And I'm damn glad they do it.) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2013 02:43 AM (JawqV) You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease like that was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know it is caused by an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.

Posted by: Þeodoric of York at August 17, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)

566 "So, I'm keeping my eye on bariatric surgery.....and then comes word that it cures type II diabetes." Hence my interest in collecting "apocryphal" information, and working out 6 days per week. I figure that I'm going to hurt one way or the other, so I'll choose.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 17, 2013 10:49 PM (FlRtG)

567 Speaking of Spam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlsvLZvAkO

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 18, 2013 02:43 AM (Vk2pI)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk4SeANH2ao




FIFY



Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 10:51 PM (yh0zB)

568 Movie line - I don't play "good cop, bad cop" - requires too much patience. I go straight to "bad cop, worse cop.

Posted by: UWP at August 17, 2013 10:52 PM (vj51i)

569 TPH, let's not forget Theodoric's tenure on the bench.

"Hmmm....if the punishment for theft is cutting off his hand, and the punishment for bearing false witness is cutting out his tongue....what shall the punishment for adultery be?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 17, 2013 10:52 PM (JawqV)

570 fucking cpi security commercials...bunch of bullshit. A .45 would do so much more good.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 10:57 PM (yh0zB)

571 563 So, I'm keeping my eye on bariatric surgery.....and then comes word that it cures type II diabetes.

W. T. F. ???


Remember when there was no link between bacterial infections and stomach ulcers?

Then someone noticed that some folks, at a percentage greater than random chance, had their ulcer symptoms disappear when taking antibiotics. That was mainly because the bacteria causing the ulcers had all died, but that wasn't possible because bacteria didn't cause ulcers.

One of my co-workers had a stomach ulcer earlier this year. It was fixed with antibiotics as that's the recommended treatment now.

Medical science, crawling in the dark to improve the quality of life for everyone! (And I'm damn glad they do it.)


Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2013 02:43 AM (JawqV)



That was far more sciency than the current diaperload of anti-sciency science on "obesity/diabetes/etc." -- although....we all owe a huge debt of gratitude to Australian "bare-knuckled scientist" and physician Barry [not Bruce?] Marshall who swilled a beaker of H. pylori and subsequently developed gastritis as planned. Just how badass is that? "People don't believe that the contents of this beaker produce a nastily unpleasant and potentially life-threatening disease, so I'll show 'em by chuggin' it and developing a nastily unpleasant and potentially life-threatening disease." I'd be a prouder man for buyin' him a beer -- and prouder still if my hand grazed his while passin' him the pint.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 10:59 PM (T1005)

572 "Hmmm....if the punishment for theft is cutting off his hand, and the punishment for bearing false witness is cutting out his tongue....what shall the punishment for adultery be?" Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2013 02:52 AM (JawqV) Depends, does he support free abortions and contraceptives?

Posted by: N.O.W. at August 17, 2013 11:00 PM (Vk2pI)

573 OK, so who is still here?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2013 11:01 PM (yh0zB)

574 Except that diabetes is a symptom, not a disease (at least as generally understood). This is a major problem, treating symptoms without understanding the disease. There are at least five syndromes that cause what is diagnosed as type II diabetes. Most of the time no one checks, they just treat the symptom. Some of the syndromes are just symptoms. It's a mess, as I said I don't blame people for not having all the answers, just for not knowing the questions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 11:02 PM (yoh1c)

575 Night all. Here is Iron Maiden's "Phantom of the Opera" performed on a harp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXLo1l5gS-I

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 17, 2013 11:11 PM (Vk2pI)

576 Gotta bail now.  Have something I gotta do in the morning before the temps are over 100, again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 17, 2013 11:12 PM (JawqV)

577 575 Except that diabetes is a symptom, not a disease (at least as generally understood).

This is a major problem, treating symptoms without understanding the disease.

There are at least five syndromes that cause what is diagnosed as type II diabetes. Most of the time no one checks, they just treat the symptom. Some of the syndromes are just symptoms.

It's a mess, as I said I don't blame people for not having all the answers, just for not knowing the questions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 18, 2013 03:02 AM (yoh1c)



....or for wedging the questions into completely different (but politically lucrative) questions that are slightly discredited, instead of adhering to the ethos of actual, real science that has brought such great progress over the last few thousand years......



Speaking of which, Dr. Marshall the ulcer-drinker accepted a part-time position at Penn State in 2007, which didn't do nearly enough to eliminate the stain of their football pandering or pseudoscientific climate wishcasting on that institution.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 11:13 PM (T1005)

578 The problem is it *has* brought progress. Slow, lurching, drunk and disoriented progress. But enough for people to live with, apparently. Stupid people, messing things up for everyone else!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 11:19 PM (yoh1c)

579 Day spent doing yard work, dessert style ... work 10 minutes, cool off 20 minutes ... Happy-ish Saturday night! or Sunday morning-ish as your time line indicates ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 17, 2013 11:23 PM (/yH2j)

580 The age of personal genome assays is coming but feels infinitely far away until it arrives. Which, I'm not sure would neccisarily be a bad thing, by itself. You mentioned insurance companies which is problematic enough. It is terrifying when you think of the great-great-grand-children of Wilson and Sanger, like Lois Lerner and Kathleen Sebelius in charge of the ACA. We knew EXACTLY who they were when some "low level operatives in Ohio" outed Joe the Plumber's personal details.

Posted by: Deety at August 17, 2013 11:27 PM (UaCt0)

581 Well, Deety, it might well force the issue. Which, while not good, could give us another period of relative unoppression until we get stupid again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 11:30 PM (yoh1c)

582 582 Well, Deety, it might well force the issue.

Which, while not good, could give us another period of relative unoppression until we get stupid again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 18, 2013 03:30 AM (yoh1c)



What do you want to bet that genes associated with "harmful conservative states of mind" don't get denied or priced-out-of healthcare coverage at abnormal rates? 'Cause on the other side of that bet is me dying when they are.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 11:42 PM (T1005)

583 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 03:42 AM (T1005) When people say they want to kill you ... believe them.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 17, 2013 11:44 PM (/yH2j)

584 581 The age of personal genome assays is coming but feels infinitely far away until it arrives.

Which, I'm not sure would neccisarily be a bad thing, by itself.

You mentioned insurance companies which is problematic enough.

It is terrifying when you think of the great-great-grand-children of Wilson and Sanger, like Lois Lerner and Kathleen Sebelius in charge of the ACA.

We knew EXACTLY who they were when some "low level operatives in Ohio" outed Joe the Plumber's personal details.

Posted by: Deety at August 18, 2013 03:27 AM (UaCt0)



An extremely perceptive and sobering observation....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005)

585 584 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 03:42 AM (T1005)

When people say they want to kill you ... believe them.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 03:44 AM (/yH2j)



===


what if they say they want to slap you with a flounder?

Posted by: jc at August 17, 2013 11:46 PM (PlzOe)

586 584 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 03:42 AM (T1005)

When people say they want to kill you ... believe them.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 03:44 AM (/yH2j)



I do. I also believe it when people say they want to pledge the future earnings of my state to pampering former government workers.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 11:48 PM (T1005)

587 what if they say they want to slap you with a flounder? Depends on whether or no you have butter and bread crumb ... and some lemon slices ... bottle of white wine optional ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 17, 2013 11:49 PM (/yH2j)

588 586 584
cthulhu at August 18, 2013 03:42 AM (T1005)



When people say they want to kill you ... believe them.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 03:44 AM (/yH2j)


===
what if they say they want to slap you with a flounder?

Posted by: jc at August 18, 2013 03:46 AM (PlzOe)



Depends on the people.....and the flounder -- http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XwzG_iCPkYw/Sjpq_8IOXuI/AAAAAAAAAAY/1CSo1MLnfVE/s320/flounder2.jpg

Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2013 11:53 PM (T1005)

589

When people say they want to kill you ... believe them.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 03:44 AM (/yH2j)

 

Speaking of that....  http://tinyurl.com/kuc89eb

 

She wanted a restraining order, didn't get one. Like a piece of paper will stop a nut job.


 

Posted by: PMRich at August 17, 2013 11:54 PM (KDUNf)

590 What do you want to bet that genes associated with "harmful conservative states of mind" don't get denied or priced-out-of healthcare coverage at abnormal rates? 'Cause on the other side of that bet is me dying when they are. Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 03:42 AM (T1005) Oh, those kinds of conversations go on behind closed doors. They just reassign the labels for violent behavior or high risk of cancer or whatever. Kind of like "hiding the decline" in CAGW research.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 11:55 PM (yoh1c)

591 Keep a "restraining order" within reach everywhere you go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 17, 2013 11:57 PM (yoh1c)

592 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 03:53 AM (T1005) The heck with the frying pan!!!!!!!! Fire up the Bar B Q !

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:00 AM (/yH2j)

593 590 When people say they want to kill you ... believe them. Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 03:44 AM (/yH2j)

Speaking of that.... http://tinyurl.com/kuc89eb

She wanted a restraining order, didn't get one. Like a piece of paper will stop a nut job.

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 03:54 AM (KDUNf)



Instead of believing government lies about pieces of paper, she should have gone with self-evident truths about hardware.....and made sure that the five times he shot her weren't unreturned five times. It doesn't say which shot left her paralyzed -- but if it wasn't the first or second, she might have had some opportunity to avoid it had she been armed and trained to use.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 12:03 AM (T1005)

594 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:03 AM (T1005) Unfortunately ... if he hadn't been able to purchase a gun, he could have gone in with a kitchen knife, a hammer, drove the car thru the window ... etc, depressingly so ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:06 AM (/yH2j)

595 Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:03 AM (T1005)



And, BTW -- five shots into a defenseless woman, and she's not dead? How about a homicidal maniac charging you with an axe? Seems like a helluva reason that magazine limits are total "who cares if you die, you're only a citizen" horseshit?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 12:07 AM (T1005)

596 Remember to say "citizen" with a sneer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 18, 2013 12:15 AM (yoh1c)

597 It took me a long time to find a nice way to say " Youre freaking 88 yrs old, it's not the pills". Eh. Dad got out of Surgery and one of the HHC people freaked out about my 77yr. old Dad's high blood pressure one day and got his GP's practice to issue medication for it (his regular GP was on vaycay for a month). Went in to see the GP 2 weeks later (substitute teacher?)and he was ADAMANT that my Dad not take the BP drugs on a daily basis unless he had actual SYMPTOMS based on the charts from the chick doctor who he was subbing for. "Have it on hand, just in case", he said but I don't think you need this! I know WHY the HHC Aid was concerned but her focus was more on monitoring the (potentially VERY SERIOUS) effects of the levels of temporary Warfarin and Vicodyn type meds immediately after major surgery than the whole picture. As was appropriate. That was her job. Just saying, sometimes it can be a good thing to go to the doctors' offices of your parents or sit in on their PT just so you have a better picture of their health needs. Especially when they are feeling not "themselves" sometimes. He trusts his Doctors (at his age it is ALWAYS plural) and so do I. But it is good to get an idea of WHAT your Parent is taking and for WHY. Maybe your Parent really NEEDS to take 17 different prescrition pills for her 9 different conditions. OK. Good to know. What if your Parent is really being accidentally over-prescribed, or even worse counter-medicated by an array of 4 different Docs & doesn't (or can't) keep close enough tabs on WHO prescribed WHAT and WHEN and FOR WHAT. The last one is the kicker! FOR WHAT doesn't mean "Prevents Acid Reflux" what is it DOING?

Posted by: Deety at August 18, 2013 12:15 AM (UaCt0)

598

Almost all national survey estimates indicate that defensive gun uses by victims are at least as common as offensive uses by criminals, with estimates of annual uses ranging from about 500,000 to more than 3 million per year, in the context of about 300,000 violent crimes involving firearms in 2008

 

Yes keep it close. Even the CDC's report says so after they were tasked by Obummer to show us how dangerous guns are. 

 http://tinyurl.com/l38xme4


 

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 12:17 AM (KDUNf)

599 Roses are red, But sometimes they're white, It's cooler than 90, So by definition, a good night ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:26 AM (/yH2j)

600 595 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:03 AM (T1005)

Unfortunately ... if he hadn't been able to purchase a gun, he could have gone in with a kitchen knife, a hammer, drove the car thru the window ... etc, depressingly so ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 04:06 AM (/yH2j)



And my point would have been just as valid. She shouldn't have relied on the state, she should have relied on Smith and Wesson. 



"Waters Mathis had done everything to try to protect herself from her estranged husband, Dennis J. Mathis. She moved from her Independence house to her motherÂ’s Florence home. She kept in close touch with her parents and brothers. She notified co-workers of her estranged husbandÂ’s threatening behavior. She sought a divorce and a protection order from court."



Notice anything conspicuously absent from that? How 'bout "she got a gun and learned how to use it"? Once that is pointed out, how ridiculous and pitiful does "....had done everything to try to protect herself from her estranged husband...." look? She hadn't even scratched the surface. In a perfect world, her husband would have shown up to yell at her before killing her, her hand would have fallen on the gun in her purse, she could have taken it off safety, and shot him multiple times center-mass when he brandished his new .38.



Y'know, looking at that......this story makes me angry, very angry. But it's not angry at Adriane or even at the poor woman who the story is about. It's angry at the total bullshit that being a hopeless victim is some sort of desired state. I don't want to get cast into a "blame the victim" or "harsh on fellow Moron" mindset -- I'm not talking about either. But whoever taught the victim that "she did all she could" was the list given was a schmuck.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 12:27 AM (T1005)

601

Similar situation is how I met my wife. Our first 'date' was at a shooting range.

 

She was attacked by former BF, went and got a gun to prevent any further occurrences or escalation.  Worked quite well.

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 12:33 AM (KDUNf)

602 Sorry - I was agree with you that "paper that prevents person from buying a gun" is only meaningful if buying a gun was his only option. It's not.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:34 AM (/yH2j)

603 598 It took me a long time to find a nice way to say " Youre freaking 88 yrs old, it's not the pills".

Eh.

Dad got out of Surgery and one of the HHC people freaked out about my 77yr. old Dad's high blood pressure one day and got his GP's practice to issue medication for it (his regular GP was on vaycay for a month).

Went in to see the GP 2 weeks later (substitute teacher?)and he was ADAMANT that my Dad not take the BP drugs on a daily basis unless he had actual SYMPTOMS based on the charts from the chick doctor who he was subbing for.

"Have it on hand, just in case", he said but I don't think you need this!

I know WHY the HHC Aid was concerned but her focus was more on monitoring the (potentially VERY SERIOUS) effects of the levels of temporary Warfarin and Vicodyn type meds immediately after major surgery than the whole picture.

As was appropriate. That was her job.

Just saying, sometimes it can be a good thing to go to the doctors' offices of your parents or sit in on their PT just so you have a better picture of their health needs. Especially when they are feeling not "themselves" sometimes.

He trusts his Doctors (at his age it is ALWAYS plural) and so do I.

But it is good to get an idea of WHAT your Parent is taking and for WHY.

Maybe your Parent really NEEDS to take 17 different prescrition pills for her 9 different conditions. OK. Good to know.

What if your Parent is really being accidentally over-prescribed, or even worse counter-medicated by an array of 4 different Docs & doesn't (or can't) keep close enough tabs on WHO prescribed WHAT and WHEN and FOR WHAT.

The last one is the kicker! FOR WHAT doesn't mean "Prevents Acid Reflux" what is it DOING?









Posted by: Deety at August 18, 2013 04:15 AM (UaCt0)



My gramps spent DECADES of his life on a path from BP meds -> insulin spikes -> cholesterol wrecks -> glaucoma spikes -> cardiac arrhythmia -> BP spikes -> joint pain -- and 'round and 'round again. At any given time he had five serious things wrong with him, with four being caused by medication from something else. I'm wary about being set on that path.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 12:36 AM (T1005)

604 603 Sorry -

I was agree with you that "paper that prevents person from buying a gun" is only meaningful if buying a gun was his only option. It's not.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 04:34 AM (/yH2j)



Don't be sorry -- I saw that after I'd gone into a burning rage, and that's why the final paragraph. The whole damned story makes me furious, but I know you're on the side of the good guys and on first glance it looked like I was flaming you, which wasn't my intent at all.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 12:40 AM (T1005)

605 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:40 AM (T1005) Flame Broil Flounders Not Writers of Bad Poetry!!!!! : -))

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:42 AM (/yH2j)

606

It amazes me what some people are taking as daily meds. The known side effects are horrendous - examples you have all given.

 

The commercials alone would scare me away from aot of these newer meds. Anytime I hear side effects on a TV ad like 'suicidal thoughts', 'some incidents of death' , makes me wonder if the people making/selling these things are even human. 

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 12:43 AM (KDUNf)

607 Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 04:34 AM (/yH2j)



When I think back, a lot of the stuff that I learned in classrooms that has stuck with me and made a positive change in my life......isn't in schools any more. And I'm thinking.....instead of Howard Zinn's Common Core Education, wouldn't it be better to have a firearms requirement for a High School Diploma?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 12:45 AM (T1005)

608 must press spacebar harder - too many ofthese

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 12:45 AM (KDUNf)

609 There is a spiral effect with medicine, that is generally not seriously considered by the specialist who sees you for a half hour every three or six months.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 18, 2013 12:49 AM (yoh1c)

610 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:45 AM (T1005) Works for me. "We" subsidize sports teams out the yinyang via public education but not our police nor soldiers via Rifle / Shotgun / Pistol sports / teams.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:50 AM (/yH2j)

611 PMRich at August 18, 2013 04:45 AM (KDUNf) See the violence inherent in the System!!! Help, Help! The spacebar is being hard pressed!

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:51 AM (/yH2j)

612 Firearms safety should be a requirement. Unfortunately if you even mention gun in todays schools you get punished. This is a far cry from the day my 7th grade history teacher asked every class "Who owns a shotgun?". Seems that he was trying to get together a shoot for all of us younguns. Today it's to report you

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 12:52 AM (KDUNf)

613 Dang. A mer 54 to go and I am down for the count. Good night, all. Keep cool.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 12:53 AM (/yH2j)

614 Semi reverse extended rhetorical question: Are all real estate agents TFU or just mine?

Posted by: Call Sign FUBAR at August 18, 2013 12:54 AM (yL0v8)

615

Shooting used to be a sport in school in some places, and really not too long ago.

http://tinyurl.com/kbfxvde

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 12:57 AM (KDUNf)

616 The line where people stopped taking guns to school recreationally... in California... was only about 30-40 years ago. And it went about as well as you'd expect.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 18, 2013 12:58 AM (yoh1c)

617 611 cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:45 AM (T1005)

Works for me.

"We" subsidize sports teams out the yinyang via public education but not our police nor soldiers via Rifle / Shotgun / Pistol sports / teams.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 18, 2013 04:50 AM (/yH2j)


Do not get me started on sports teams. One bugfuck rant per night is surely enough.


Weren't you doing something about painting the floor? How'd that come out?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:03 AM (T1005)

618 615 Semi reverse extended rhetorical question:

Are all real estate agents TFU or just mine?

Posted by: Call Sign FUBAR at August 18, 2013 04:54 AM (yL0v



Where are you, what are you doing, and what is "TFU"?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:05 AM (T1005)

619 One bugfuck rant per night is surely enough.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 05:03 AM (T1005)



=====


I think that is why they started the designated ranter rule in the American League.

Posted by: jc at August 18, 2013 01:05 AM (PlzOe)

620 Do not get me started on sports teams. One bugfuck rant per night is surely enough.
Weren't you doing something about painting the floor? How'd that come out?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 05:03 AM (T1005)

 

HAHA. As a homeschooler I rant about my tax dollars going to this constantly.

"We have to pass the levy because we need a new stadium."  ARRGH

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 01:08 AM (KDUNf)

621 I didn't ask for a levy to pay for all those ballet classes. And I never sent my kid out selling overpriced candy either.

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 01:10 AM (KDUNf)

622 You know, I think I forgot to take my meds 14 hours ago. No wonder I don't feel like shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 18, 2013 01:10 AM (yoh1c)

623 620 One bugfuck rant per night is surely enough.



Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 05:03 AM (T1005)


=====
I think that is why they started the designated ranter rule in the American League.

Posted by: jc at August 18, 2013 05:05 AM (PlzOe)




THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE!!!!! BASTARDS!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:11 AM (T1005)

624 Where are you, what are you doing, and what is "TFU"? Southeast US. Pretending to sell commercial real estate. TFU or tango foxtrot uniform? T = totally U = useless or up depending on the context. F does not mean fabulous.

Posted by: Call Sign FUBAR at August 18, 2013 01:19 AM (yL0v8)

625 Well boys and girls and elder gods, I've done everything that I intended to do so now it's time to get some shut-eye. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2013 01:20 AM (yh0zB)

626 Backaways (I'm getting caught up) Purp had said that his BP had been elevated but was in good shape after he lost weight.




When I was in school and immediately after (and hardly svelte), my BP was 95/60 -- which hardly qualifies as "blood pressure" and is more like "blood seep". I had my wisdom teeth out in the mid-'80s and that was a serious concern at the time.




A lot of the BP issue is that it isn't a static number. It's supposed to go up to support exertion and down again when you relax......so it's likely to read high as you're stressed, even if it could be lower if you weren't. As such, it becomes a proxy for how stressed you are -- which has a number of unpleasant effects that aren't based on cardiac function.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:22 AM (T1005)

627 625 Where are you, what are you doing, and what is "TFU"?

Southeast US. Pretending to sell commercial real estate.

TFU or tango foxtrot uniform? T = totally U = useless or up depending on the context. F does not mean fabulous.

Posted by: Call Sign FUBAR at August 18, 2013 05:19 AM (yL0v



Well, you have to monitor where their interests are aligned with yours and where they aren't -- 'cause there's thousands of bucks stuffed in them crevasses.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:26 AM (T1005)

628 628 625
Where are you, what are you doing, and what is "TFU"?



Southeast US. Pretending to sell commercial real estate.



TFU or tango foxtrot uniform? T = totally U = useless or up depending on the context. F does not mean fabulous.

Posted by: Call Sign FUBAR at August 18, 2013 05:19 AM (yL0v


Well, you have to monitor where their interests are aligned with yours and where they aren't -- 'cause there's thousands of bucks stuffed in them crevasses.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 05:26 AM (T1005)



In addition, you need to slap some metrics on the process -- e.g. if you have a bunch of offers at an unacceptable price, maybe the price is unreasonable.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:33 AM (T1005)

629 626 Well boys and girls and elder gods, I've done everything that I intended to do so now it's time to get some shut-eye. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 18, 2013 05:20 AM (yh0zB)




Nighty-night, GGE -- don't let the shoggoths bite.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 01:35 AM (T1005)

630

BP also leads back to the earlier discussion of genetics. Some people just keep better BP than others despite similar stress levels and diet.

 

I'm fortunate there. Rotating shifts, semi-stressful job, very stressful in-laws, way too much coffee - yet still excellent BP. All of my family is the same.

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 01:35 AM (KDUNf)

631 instead of Howard Zinn's Common Core Education, wouldn't it be better to have a firearms requirement for a High School Diploma?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 18, 2013 04:45 AM (T1005)

 

One year of self defense courses should be mandatory for all public high school students.  Learn to handle a rifle and pistol, learn some basics of unarmed defense, learn situational awareness, protecting your information, and first aid.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 18, 2013 01:36 AM (lr3d7)

632 I had an XO once who managed the call sign question a little differently. According to him, everybody's call sign was either scum bag or you fu__ing idiot. Truly exceptional performers were given the CS you fu___ing scum bag idiot. I guess things were different then.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at August 18, 2013 01:38 AM (yL0v8)

633 "No ma'am, we're musicians."

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 18, 2013 01:39 AM (J+V/o)

634

One year of self defense courses should be mandatory for all public high school students. Learn to handle a rifle and pistol, learn some basics of unarmed defense, learn situational awareness, protecting your information, and first aid

 

All excellent ideas, I recall first aid being a requirement in GA may years ago. Not sure if it is now. That was probably my favorite course in 8th grade. Very useful over the years. Although I never had to worry about unarmed defense cause I'm a great big MOFO that nobody messes with, that would definitley be a good course in todays crazy world.

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 01:43 AM (KDUNf)

635

All excellent ideas, I recall first aid being a requirement in GA may years ago. Not sure if it is now. That was probably my favorite course in 8th grade. Very useful over the years. Although I never had to worry about unarmed defense cause I'm a great big MOFO that nobody messes with, that would definitley be a good course in todays crazy world.

 

A lot of people get upset at the unarmed defense idea.  I'm not talking about being Bruce Lee, but most people, especially women, should know how to defend themselves when someone throws a punch, or grabs/chokes them, and get free in order to either escape or get to a weapon.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 18, 2013 01:45 AM (lr3d7)

636 That's exactly the type of unarmed defense I was thinking of.

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 01:47 AM (KDUNf)

637 WOOHOO! end of shift. Nite all

Posted by: PMRich at August 18, 2013 02:00 AM (KDUNf)

638 "This is the 44 Magnum Auto Mag and holds a 300 grain cartridge and if properly used it can remove the fingerprints."
 
Good morning Horde.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 02:30 AM (cHZB7)

639 Well I perused that survival list of medications and I can say "Yeah, if you have a tractor trailer to haul all that shit in." Strangely enough, most GPs won't go along with helping you assemble that list.
 
Probably best if you head south of the border to buy most of that list. Or do it online.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 02:34 AM (cHZB7)

640 Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
 
Granny Hawkins: They say you're a hard put and desperate man, Josey Wales. They're goin' to heel and hide you to a barn door. You know what I say?
Josey Wales: What's that?
Granny Hawkins: I say that big talk's worth doodly-squat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 02:40 AM (cHZB7)

641 "Tell me a story."
"Fuck you."
"Ooh, that's my favorite."

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 02:47 AM (cHZB7)

642 But it's not for eatin'. It's just forrr lookin' through.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 18, 2013 02:48 AM (GhSTE)

643 Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 02:52 AM (cHZB7)

644 Dyin' ain't hard for men like us. Dyin' is easy. It's livin' that's hard. possibly paraphrased. Feel free to tighten it up

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 18, 2013 02:56 AM (pQdNP)

645 I think you could probably conjure an entire ethical universe from Tombstone and The Outlaw Josey Wales.
 
In fact, I think that is one of the enduring features of oaters that keeps them variably popular, including overseas. A lack of law, except that which is enforced by individual men. And it's a righteous law. Not petty nor arbitrary.
 
Quite unlike what we have now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 02:57 AM (cHZB7)

646 Not petty nor arbitrary. Yep. You do no harm to me or mine and I'll do no harm to you or yours. We'll be neighborly, help each other in hard times and live in peace. And now it's time for Danny Thomas. Well actually Marjorie Lord, but you knew that.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 18, 2013 03:07 AM (GhSTE)

647 "Suck my dick!"

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 03:13 AM (cHZB7)

648 648 that's a movie quote, not a request.
 
Sorta.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 18, 2013 03:26 AM (cHZB7)

649 http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=1724276

Here's a link to the Medical Study on military suicides.  Apparently their linked with mental disorders, alcohol issues, and gay male sex.  I don't think that the soldiers will get trained on any of those issues....

Posted by: Draki at August 18, 2013 04:30 AM (ItL/Y)

650 You honestly believe the administration isn't secretly thrilled about the direction Egypt has taken. Islamists thought they would get a Smart Phone and keep their religion. Wrong. Now their military run by our guy is rolling tanks over the Islamists with the blessing of the Egyptians converts who fully align their beliefs with the SmartPhone, PBUI. Obama's playing golf because he just received a 3 year extension on his contract. This is exactly what western interests wanted. A new boss in Egypt, just like the old boss. But first the Egyptians had to be reminded why they want this, ergo Obama's phony support of the MB in order to get them in place and fail as was the forecast. If the US said naughty things about the MB it would have made them move beloved. The MB allied itself with a golfing snake. Gotta say kudos to the snake unfortunately.

Posted by: pc at August 18, 2013 04:45 AM (zeWyX)

651 Yep.
You do no harm to me or mine and I'll do no harm to you or yours.
We'll be neighborly, help each other in hard times and live in peace.

******

One of the great scenes in Pat Garrett and Bllly the Kid (arguably the first modern unglamorized Western) involved Pat Garrett and a family on a raft floating down the river. They shot at each other, then stared each other down out of respect. It had nothing to do with the the plot, but it told so much of a story.

Note I said unglamorized, not unromanticized. I suspect Billy was a nasty little psycopath, nothing at all like Sam Peckinpah's direction of Kris Kristofferson, who was a lot more sympathetic figure.

Aside -- I say modern unglamorized Western -- some of the really old ones (silents, early talkies) were very realistic because people didn't know anything different and many of the events were in recent memory. I still think of the scene in John Wayne's first starring role, The Big Trail (1930) that involved building a winch to get the wagons down a steep hill safely. It would never even occur to anybody today that was something to do, let alone that it would be a dramatic point of the movie. And movies where it was normal to have chicken coops in the yard.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 18, 2013 05:07 AM (QVC7W)

652 Oh now stop it you Egypt military guys. Stop roughing up Al Zawahiri's brother and clamping down on radical Islamists. I'm sure Israel is saying what shall we do to help our MB friends in their time of dire need? And then someone suggests burning a church and the Israeli has to remind him we are being sarcastic. Jeez.

Posted by: pc at August 18, 2013 05:12 AM (zeWyX)

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