May 18, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (18 May 2013)
— CDR M

irs

War News Updates is a very good news aggregator for all topics military but they do cover other areas at times. Here's their take on the IRS coverup that is ongoing:

I am not an American .... just a Russian national who is now a Canadian citizen looking from the outside in .... and I am just shaking my head. There is something terribly wrong in the U.S. right now .... when the IRS has been politicized to go after a specific political group, it does not take a 'political scientist and historian' to know that you are entering a very dark place .... and being one who grew up in such a place (the former Soviet Union) .... trust me on this one .... it is a place that you do not want to find yourself living in.

Image via Looking Spoon. Femen Hates Barbie

Giant Barbie doll house opens in Berlin amid protests.

Beware the yellow light

I expect this to occur in more communities across the country as municipalities need more revenue. Florida quietly shortened yellow light standards and lengths, resulting in more red light tickets for you. Not a very safe thing to do to drivers.

But there are few tangible safety benefits to short yellow lights. In fact, they appear to have the opposite effects; according to the USDOT and FHA, short yellow lights raise crash rates.

"A one second increase in yellow time results in 40 percent decrease in severe red light related crashes," the report said.

Jim Walker said shortening a driver's window for reacting to a yellow light creates more difficult split-second decisions, which can lead to more rear end collisions too. And he contends most serious accidents aren't coming from the "innocent driver" who gets caught by a short yellow. They're caused by blatant red light runners who will run a light regardless of yellow light length.

Death Star Destroys The Enterprise

I can already see the J. J. Abrams influence. Needs more lens flare though.

MSM Humor

Of course it involves CNN. CNN anchors do satellite interview with each other while sitting only 30 feet apart. The news, where they make shit up like it's a movie or something.

Producers at CNN apparently thought viewers wouldnÂ’t notice that anchors Nancy Grace of HLN/Headline News and Ashleigh Banfield of Newsroom were standing no more than 30 feet way from one another as they manipulated the footage and placed Grace on BanfieldÂ’s right instead of her left.

The blatant visual gimmick aired Tuesday morning as the two correspondents reported on the latest details behind the horrific Cleveland kidnapping story and pretended they were conducting a remote interview, as the Atlantic Wire pointed out soon after.

Aviation Stuff

Earlier this week over in Britain, they held a ceremonial flyover celebrating their audacious dambuster raid that occurred 70 years ago. Click here for a close up of the above graphic detailing the Dambusters Raid. Pretty sweet to see a Lancaster bomber still flying.

The Aviationist has video as seen from the cockpit of the Lancaster as it does its flyover.

In other news, the US Navy made history by launching the X-47 from the USS George H. W. Bush. The first ever UAV launched from an aircraft carrier.

Air Force In The Dark

Sequester forcing major Air Force base to work in the dark. OK. Really. Just a bit of hyperventilating here. Yes commands are turning off lights and micromanaging the air conditioning to save a few bucks but c'mon, if sequester is causing this, just wait then until real cuts hit. BTW, where's all that green energy stuff that is free like wind and solar that the military has been spending billions on?

The Sun

Aurora_Map_N

Keep an eye on this site over the next few days as the sun as been particularly active this past week. Sunspot 1748 is now in a position that if it were to have a CME associated solar flare, it would most likely be Earth bound. Some folks in the northern latitudes got some nice aurora borealis last night from a CME that brushed past us from an earlier solar flare from that sunspot. Another CME is expected to brush past us tomorrow. You can see here the visibility probability of seeing aurora borealis.

Cat Video

Heh. The 300 soundtrack was a nice touch.

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1 Good night

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at May 18, 2013 05:58 PM (MnSla)

2 foist

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 05:59 PM (ZPrif)

3 Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 05:59 PM (ZPrif)

4 Thought we would never get here. Thanks CDR M.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:00 PM (4Mv1T)

5 I could've posted it earlier but wanted to avoid the OMG it's early whining.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:01 PM (dKV5k)

6 Evening y'all! My Marine stepson did something very nice today. He and his fellow Marines went downtown to a special function in their dress blues. A young man with cerebral palsy wanted to be a Marine. They gave him a t-shirt, hat, and some medals/awards and the senior officer swore him in as a honorary Marine. Then they all took pictures. I'll see if I can get one and post it.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:02 PM (doBIb)

7 The IRS Obamacare thing IS scary, but iut Repubs are focusing on making nice with Dems on immigration. Fabulous!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:03 PM (5H6zj)

8 Listening to 'Little GTO' by Ronnie and the Daytonas.


AFN used to play that song a long, long ago and far away

Posted by: John from the Johnstown flood ( Pa. ) at May 18, 2013 06:03 PM (omBWL)

9 Greatest song ever: "C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party"

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:03 PM (I88Jc)

10 That is nice, EC!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:03 PM (5H6zj)

11 Currently watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I hate Nazis.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

12 EC- That is just outstanding.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:04 PM (4Mv1T)

13 I could've posted it earlier but wanted to avoid the OMG it's early whining. Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:01 PM I am glad you avoided suffering the whining. I am also glad you did not cheapen your thread with matinee hours.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

14 That cat/dog video is hysterical!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 18, 2013 06:04 PM (X6akg)

15 5 I could've posted it earlier but wanted to avoid the OMG it's early whining. Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:01 PM (dKV5k) Seriously? The last thread lasted like 5 hours. I don't think anyone would have complained. Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

16 I actually like the long lasting threads. It's just unusual here so it's weirdly disconcerting.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:05 PM (ZPrif)

17 OMG the ONT is early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted by: Brig Gen Jack Ripper at May 18, 2013 06:05 PM (omBWL)

18 Rain at the All Star race. Bummer.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 18, 2013 06:06 PM (Q3WfW)

19 It's like when you're used to getting punched in the nuts at least once an hour. And then nobody punches you in the nuts for 5 hours ... it's great, but also unsettling.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:06 PM (ZPrif)

20 I could've posted it earlier but wanted to avoid the OMG it's early whining. Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:01 PM And another thing, simply out of curiosity, have you ever looked at the numbers to see if posting early has any effect on the number of comments or thread duration?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

21 Is anyone actually a fan of Priebus?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:07 PM (piMMO)

22 Seriously? The last thread lasted like 5 hours. I don't think anyone would have complained. Lol Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 10:05 PM oh I would have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

23 That cat/dog video is hysterical!.. **** It wouldn't have been with my Shepherd/Border Collie mix.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 06:08 PM (MhA4j)

24 >BTW, where's all that green energy stuff that is free like wind and solar that the military has been spending billions on? It's all going to the Obama contributors who sell "green" jet fuel to the AF at 4-5x base cost of normal fuel.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2013 06:08 PM (JqnAE)

25 oh I would have. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 10:07 PM (Z9EHQ) Alright, who brought the asshole?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)

26 karma

Posted by: toby928© speaks cryptically at May 18, 2013 06:08 PM (QupBk)

27 Is interstate 22 connecting Memphis and Birmingham finished yet?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:09 PM (ZPrif)

28 I realize where we are but is there not some kind of cms that is not crayympiii dependent that will post a new thread at a pre-determined date and time. you know, you load up all the fun stuff and say publish at hour x?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

29 I learned so much about military aircraft and actions by building Revell models as a kid. All that glue....

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 06:10 PM (hC80d)

30 27 Is interstate 22 connecting Memphis and Birmingham finished yet? Yeah. But it's called hwy 87

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2013 06:10 PM (69tAj)

31 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2013 06:10 PM (JMmQ9)

32 Frisco with no anthropomorphic effects? That's some ghey sci fi shit right there.

Posted by: District 9 at May 18, 2013 06:10 PM (I88Jc)

33 Beware the dambuster dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2013 06:10 PM (GFkut)

34 I learned so much about military aircraft and actions by building Revell models as a kid. All that glue.... Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 10:10 PM it was almost like you were flying with them

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

35 So Budget car rental is running some ad reminiscing abiut the 70s. And women's clothing stores are trying to sell us maxi dresses and peasant blouses and crap. The Seventies sucked ass! I hate that these losers are trying to sell us on 70s nostalgia.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:11 PM (5H6zj)

36 I made a discovery today. Two neoprene coozys, one inside the other, make a surprisingly good pocket holster for a PPK sized automatic.

Posted by: toby928© speaks cryptically at May 18, 2013 06:11 PM (QupBk)

37 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 10:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

Dude....it's 1995 on this blog.

You are lucky it's in color.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2013 06:11 PM (O6Tmi)

38 If your thread lasts more than four hours seek medical help.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 06:11 PM (MhA4j)

39 The '70's. Fashion blackout.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

40 you know, you load up all the fun stuff and say publish at hour x?

Posted by: yankeefifth


Yes. On blog platforms from this century.

Do you see the problem?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2013 06:12 PM (YTstp)

41 You are lucky it's in color. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2013 10:11 PM (O6Tmi) You get color??????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

42 Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 10:11 PM (5H6zj)

In the 1970s I discovered that high school girls were not averse to taking off their clothes.

I liked that decade.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2013 06:13 PM (O6Tmi)

43 Yes. On blog platforms from this century. Aw geeze guys. I'm standing right here.

Posted by: crontab at May 18, 2013 06:13 PM (QupBk)

44 CBD- No complaint with the lack of clothes. Just the clothes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)

45 Good on the boy and his Marines, EC. Its refreshing to see real decency and compassion these days.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2013 06:14 PM (Os+6p)

46 Still one more day to visit Birmingham, AL to see the CAF's B-29 Superfortress.  Along with a P-51, a C-45, and a T-6.

If you dig all those WWII aircraft.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:14 PM (zxYv0)

47 You are lucky it's in color. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

48 Hey EC. They have an umbrella?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2013 06:15 PM (69tAj)

49 1970's http://tinyurl.com/a5z8895 Respect.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

50 the braless seventies were a golden age of tantalization

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:15 PM (I88Jc)

51 Thanks all. I was wondering what he was doing all dressed up on a Saturday.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:16 PM (doBIb)

52 The doggeh's legs look like a cartoon doggeh.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 18, 2013 06:16 PM (w+oEo)

53 oh, the decade...nevermind

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:16 PM (I88Jc)

54 BCochran, its Illinois Nazis who are driving a Pinto.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:16 PM (zxYv0)

55 1970s = disco

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 06:17 PM (hC80d)

56 54 BCochran, its Illinois Nazis who are driving a Pinto. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:16 PM (zxYv0) lmao

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

57 Lol CBD.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:17 PM (5H6zj)

58 Shame on you NASCAR fans who keep saying Michael Waltrip is gay. As a matter of fact, he is married to a wonderful man.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 06:17 PM (BVkEs)

59 Hey EC. They have an umbrella? Heh. I asked him about that. He just shook his head.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)

60 I remember the first day of tenth grade. New girl on campus, Kim something or other. Bell bottoms, halter top. Guess she had shoes on. And hair. Never noticed. Wow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:18 PM (4Mv1T)

61 I figured as much. I've been having fun with my Marine friends.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2013 06:18 PM (69tAj)

62 And another thing, simply out of curiosity, have you ever looked at the numbers to see if posting early has any effect on the number of comments or thread duration?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 10:06 PM (Z9EHQ)


Sometimes there is a bump in comments but usually it's about the same.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:19 PM (dKV5k)

63 I made a discovery today. Two neoprene coozys, one inside the other, make a surprisingly good pocket holster for a PPK sized automatic. Posted by: toby928© speaks cryptically at May 18, 2013 10:11 PM Excellent. News you can use. Related, if you're wearing Dockers™ (and who isn't these days?), you can put a can of Copenhagen on the right side of your back pocket, then stand the barrel of your HP-22 up on the left side of the same back pocket, and nobody's gonna know

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2013 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)

64 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 10:06 PM (Z9EHQ) Sometimes there is a bump in comments but usually it's about the same. Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:19 PM Thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

65 I could do without the 70s, Linda Carter notwithstanding......

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (Os+6p)

66 34 I learned so much about military aircraft and actions by building Revell models as a kid. All that glue.... Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 10:10 PM it was almost like you were flying with them Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 10:11 PM (Z9EHQ) All those glue fingerprints all over the wings, fuselage and canopy....almost like the real thing.

Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (20Mmk)

67 A buddy said he was glad. Beats "The Few, The Proud, The Fabulous".

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (69tAj)

68 hi all
up to my eyeballs in financial papers tonight
ugh

loved the videos, thanx CDR M

EC, that is very cool what your stepson did

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (BBWjt)

69 If you dig all those WWII aircraft.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:14 PM (zxYv0)


Oh I do!  If I were to win the powerball, I'd have to buy one or two!

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (dKV5k)

70

OT/ is that photo in the side bar about google

 the old band " Gums and Noses ?"

Posted by: seamrog at May 18, 2013 06:20 PM (UkSIn)

71 did I win the Powerball™? ...too soon?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2013 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)

72 Yes, get those financial papers in order comrade.  We're coming over next week.

Posted by: IRS at May 18, 2013 06:21 PM (dKV5k)

73 A última flor do Lácio, inculta e bela!

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:21 PM (I88Jc)

74 Re: Femen hates Barbie

As any married man knows, tits hate other, competing tits. But intelligent natural tits do not resent plastic tits.

Bottom line: Femen needs to return to protesting tyranny. It's not as though they'll run out of what they're supposed to protest, like the NAACP or feminist groups have done, so they don't need to start making stuff up as those groups do.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:21 PM (bKA83)

75 Sad news from daughter the younger. She is on Fallen Warrior detail and they are all on stand by because the stupid plane broke down

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 18, 2013 06:21 PM (RLdcX)

76

  BTW, where's all that green energy stuff that is free like wind and solar that the military has been spending billions on? 

 

 

 

 

It tied up in a $3.2 million dollar wind turbine at Ft Huachuca that has to be shut down for half the year because of the migration habits of the Lesser Mexican Long-nosed Bat.

 

And the stupid asshats want to put more of them on the fort.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 18, 2013 06:21 PM (ial2b)

77 Cdr M.  Which WWII plane would you buy and fly?

A P-51? Or a B-25?  A T-6?  Maybe a P-39?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:22 PM (zxYv0)

78 Financial papers, chemjeff? Did you win the lottery?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:22 PM (5H6zj)

79 Ah gotcha. I like highways. I wonder what new highways would have the highest ROI. Where does America most need a new highway? There's a long rumored Interstate 11 -- Phoenix to Vegas interstate. I73/I74 are slowly being built, I think. Finally will bring interstate to Myrtle Beach. I've long thought an interestate from Raleigh, NC to Norfolk, VA would be useful.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:22 PM (ZPrif)

80 In the 1970s I discovered that high school girls were not averse to taking off their clothes. Good for you, Professor. I was actually IN high school and can not confirm your discovery.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2013 06:22 PM (FcR7P)

81 Do you guys know what movie was #6 for the year in 1972?

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:23 PM (dKV5k)

82 36 I made a discovery today. Two neoprene coozys, one inside the other, make a surprisingly good pocket holster for a PPK sized automatic.

This sounds potentially useful. But what is a "coozy"? My first guess was disqualified by your mention of "neoprene."

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:23 PM (bKA83)

83 Dirty Harry?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

84 Two neoprene coozys, one inside the other, make a surprisingly good pocket holster for a PPK sized automatic. ***** A #110 Buck Knife Nylon Sheath is the perfect holster for a North American Arms Black Widow .22mag revolver.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 06:24 PM (MhA4j)

85 Anna, I've always liked the P-51.  Wouldn't mind a P-38 though.  Or a P-40.  Aw fuck it.  I like them all.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:24 PM (dKV5k)

86 36 minutes until Toby is a godzillionaire.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 06:24 PM (QupBk)

87
P-47D for me if I win the lotto....

I doubt I could squeeze into a Stang or a Spitfire.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2013 06:24 PM (IrLKP)

88 obysmal is signing the central american states firearms registration treaty and ceding our Second Amendment to the UN.

Does anybody care anymore?

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (3zW8P)

89 I'd buy a Storch Anna Take off from the back yard.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (Q3WfW)

90

the Lesser Mexican Long-nosed Bat.

*****

 

Was he one of the pro wrestlers in Nacho Libre?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (pxDth)

91 86 36 minutes until Toby is a godzillionaire.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 10:24 PM (QupBk)



I should probably tell you now that actually I have the winning numbers.  sorry about that.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (BBWjt)

92 Planes aren't my thing. I win the Powerball, I want a fucking tank.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

93 Holy cattle!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (tyF2+)

94 A beer koozie is a fabric or foam device that is designed to insulate a beverage can or bottle. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at May 18, 2013 06:25 PM (QupBk)

95 81 Do you guys know what movie was #6 for the year in 1972?

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:23 PM (dKV5k)


Zardoz!

Posted by: Zardoz! at May 18, 2013 06:26 PM (BBWjt)

96 But what kind of tank?

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:26 PM (dKV5k)

97 70s: watergate, fall of Saigon, gas lines, stagflation, bad music, bad hair, stupid coke heads, bell bottoms, leisure suits, maxi dresses.... Awful!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:26 PM (5H6zj)

98 what is the power ball worth 600 something? Get a sabre, super sabre, or a hustler.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

99 BCochran, what kind of tank pr0n have you been watching?

What, no one wants one of the replica ME-262s?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:26 PM (zxYv0)

100 78 Financial papers, chemjeff? Did you win the lottery?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 10:22 PM (5H6zj)


Well, I'm about to....



no, actually I said this morning "hey, let's clean up the study!"  Which turned into an hours-long nightmare involving mutual fund statements and bank records

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 06:27 PM (BBWjt)

101 P -38 

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at May 18, 2013 06:27 PM (omBWL)

102 Was Odoofus fundraising today? I got caught up in a huge traffic control exercise near Google today, with a convoy of about twenty speeding in to HQ.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2013 06:27 PM (FcR7P)

103 Wouldn't mind a P-38 though.... Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:24 PM **** I knew a Brigadier General who flew P-38s. Greatest prop tank buster ever.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 06:27 PM (MhA4j)

104 Y5, I think there is a guy trying to sell off three F-106 airframes with extra parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:27 PM (zxYv0)

105 94 A beer koozie is a fabric or foam device that is designed to insulate a beverage can or bottle. You may now continue.

OK. If I put one of those inside another, and put the whole thing inside my pocket, I'd have a bulge like a colostomy bag, even without the Walther. Not seeing the stealth holster quality yet.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (bKA83)

106 It's too bad powerball won't roll over. If it did, it would go up to more than $900 million, bitches.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (w+oEo)

107 What, no one wants one of the replica ME-262s?

---

See the "I hate Nazi's" post above .... ;-)


Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (IrLKP)

108 I win the Powerball, I want a fucking tank.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)

 

*****

 

We used to call those "hot tubs".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (pxDth)

109 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 18, 2013 10:21 PM (ial2b)

But to be fair, for the few hours per year that the wind is blowing at a usable speed, the turbine maintenance is up to date, and the turbine is allowed to actually work because it is not bat killing season, then the turbine investment will be completely recovered in about 2050.  Of course, by then, Fort H will be a LaRaza training compound.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (Cnqmv)

110 What in the hell is Geraldo still doing on FOX News? He diminishes their credibilty.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (BVkEs)

111 91 86
36 minutes until Toby is a godzillionaire.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 10:24 PM (QupBk)


I should probably tell you now that actually I have the winning numbers. sorry about that.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 10:25 PM (BBWjt)


You two poor delusional saps.


I'll toss some your way though....



Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (X6akg)

112 the braless seventies were a golden age of tantalization *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcwPo37Q23w

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (piMMO)

113 no, actually I said this morning "hey, let's clean up the study!" Which turned into an hours-long nightmare involving mutual fund statements and bank records Posted by: chemjeff at May well there's your problem right there, everything should be in cash.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

114 "There is something terribly wrong in the U.S. right now .... when the IRS has been politicized to go after a specific political group, it does not take a 'political scientist and historian' to know that you are entering a very dark place .... and being one who grew up in such a place (the former Soviet Union) .... trust me on this one .... it is a place that you do not want to find yourself living in." Two for the price of one: In Soviet Russia, you service IRS. In (New and Improved) America, IRS "services" you. In America, you politicize IRS. In New and Improved America, IRS politicizes YOU!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 18, 2013 06:28 PM (rMcKn)

115 70s: watergate, fall of Saigon, gas lines, stagflation, bad music, bad hair, stupid coke heads, bell bottoms, leisure suits, maxi dresses.... Awful! The HighCentennial was most excellent though. I might have been abducted by aliens since I have so much missing time from that Fourth.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 06:29 PM (QupBk)

116 Credibility even.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 06:29 PM (BVkEs)

117 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 18, 2013 06:29 PM (rMcKn)

118 OK. If I put one of those inside another, and put the whole thing inside my pocket, I'd have a bulge like a colostomy bag, even without the Walther. Not seeing the stealth holster quality yet.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 10:28 PM (bKA83)

 

*****

 

Hey, stuff 3 or 4 of those down the front of your pants nobody's gonna notice the gun in your back pocket.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 18, 2013 06:29 PM (pxDth)

119 96 But what kind of tank? Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:26 PM (dKV5k) I knew you were going to ask. And of course I can't find the link or remember the name. Anna, I think, posted some links a while back to surplus sites. I had a couple picked out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

120 fixerupper, easy fix to that.  Paint it as a post WWII Czech built copy.  The Avia S.92

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:29 PM (zxYv0)

121 97 70s: watergate, fall of Saigon, gas lines, stagflation, bad music, bad hair, stupid coke heads, bell bottoms, leisure suits, maxi dresses.... Awful!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 10:26 PM (5H6zj)



Yeah....but I was way younger then, so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 18, 2013 06:30 PM (X6akg)

122 @115 Gold, yankeefifth.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:30 PM (5H6zj)

123 Speaking of the 70's, it seems Assad may be making some risky movies that will lead to a bigger Syrian defeat than the one his daddy endured in '73. Report: Syrian Army Aiming Missiles at Tel Aviv http://tinyurl.com/aa8xbae

Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2013 06:30 PM (JqnAE)

124 What, no one wants one of the replica ME-262s?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:26 PM (zxYv0)


I forgot what group has two of them that is offering flight time in them right now.  I'm mighty tempted to do it and get my type rating in it.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:30 PM (dKV5k)

125 I like Nascar's Big Gay Al, I just think it's funny as hell that the media keeps wetting themselves waiting for the first openly gay American male athlete. Meanwhile Michael Waltrip -- 2 time Daytona 500 winner -- has been on TV for 20 years singing showtunes and saying anyhoo and nobody seems to notice. Waltrip is on TV every Sunday doing his best giant redneck Elton John schtick and the media seems totally unaware.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:30 PM (ZPrif)

126 OK. If I put one of those inside another, and put the whole thing inside my pocket, I'd have a bulge like a colostomy bag, even without the Walther. Not seeing the stealth holster quality yet. Ha. Don't use the bigassed foam ones, use the neoprene ones.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 06:30 PM (QupBk)

127 A #110 Buck Knife Nylon Sheath is the perfect holster for a North American Arms Black Widow .22mag revolver. Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 10:24 PM. I "re-purposed" an old cell-phone holster as a magazine holster for my 9mm. When I'm asked about the "two cell-phones", I just shrug and say "...this one is for work and that one is personal..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2013 06:31 PM (JMmQ9)

128 I think there is a guy trying to sell off three F-106 airframes with extra parts. Posted by: Anna Puma I could go with that, though given nyc's hyper restrictive gun laws I might have a lot of paperwork. I am sure bloomberg would love having me do flybys of city hall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

129 When I win the powerball Im gonna move to Belize to grow dope and chickens.  Until then I'm gonna hope that my kids by me one of those Mustang experience flights.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2013 06:31 PM (32Scy)

130 BCochran, like the British guy who has 16 ex-Brazillian M-3 Stuart light tanks?  Or do you want something more modern like an M-24 or M-41?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:31 PM (zxYv0)

131 And the #6 movie of the year in 1972 wassss.... not in a theater near you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

132 Y-not on the phone my bad

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

133 If I hit the Lotto its Ampersands for everybody!!! WHEEEE!!!!@@@@@@

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 06:32 PM (MhA4j)

134 119 Hey, stuff 3 or 4 of those down the front of your pants nobody's gonna notice the gun in your back pocket.

I hear you, but the foil-wrapped cucumber is so classic. I hate to mess with a classic.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:32 PM (bKA83)

135 Cdr M there is a group based a Titsuville that has three F-104 Starfighters.  One is a dual control F-104D.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:32 PM (zxYv0)

136 131 BCochran, like the British guy who has 16 ex-Brazillian M-3 Stuart light tanks? Or do you want something more modern like an M-24 or M-41? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:31 PM (zxYv0) More modern

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

137 23 That cat/dog video is hysterical!..
****

It wouldn't have been with my Shepherd/Border Collie mix.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy

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Yeah, would have been different with my cat..., I mean I'm  afraid of the nasty fucker. He does not know fear, isn't affected by pain..., it just pisses him off. Friends have suggested that I should only enter the house with a whip and a chair...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:33 PM (8ttRj)

138 If I did win the powerball, which is impossible, I would buy a marauder mrap. I would love driving that around nyc

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

139 fixerupper, easy fix to that. Paint it as a post WWII Czech built copy. The Avia S.92

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:29 PM (zxYv0)


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Oh.my.gaaawwwwd.


I think Im in love......  "Hey Baby..... hows bout a barrel roll"


☺☺☺☺



Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2013 06:34 PM (IrLKP)

140 Still one more day to visit Birmingham, AL to see the CAF's B-29 Superfortress. Along with a P-51, a C-45, and a T-6.

If you dig all those WWII aircraft.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:14 PM (zxYv0)


Anna, they let me fly the C-45 briefly.

Posted by: Steck at May 18, 2013 06:34 PM (RL7U1)

141 132 And the #6 movie of the year in 1972 wassss....
not in a theater near you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 10:32 PM (4Mv1T)


And yet it still cracked the top 10.  Crazy.  Of course, there were only like what 50 motion pictures that year.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:34 PM (dKV5k)

142 BCochran, about the only thing more modern US not in active service is the M-47/48/60 Patton series.  Just do not buy an M-60A2.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:34 PM (zxYv0)

143 "And the #6 movie of the year in 1972 wassss.... not in a theater near you." what? the pussycat theater was down the street from me! (most hyped film ever)

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:35 PM (I88Jc)

144 127 Ha. Don't use the bigassed foam ones, use the neoprene ones.

Clearly I need to look further into this neoprene substance. Bought some socks made of that once. Warm as hell, but I planted my ass on the turf practically any time I took a step in the things.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:35 PM (bKA83)

145 "And women's clothing stores are trying to sell us maxi dresses and peasant blouses and crap. " Those peasant blouses and worse yet, peasant skirts make you look fat. Even thin people don't look good in them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2013 06:35 PM (86CAt)

146 Hi ont, and just like that hubby rattling empty glass. Off to make him another 7/7

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 06:35 PM (vgd4f)

147

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:22 PM

 

 

ME-163 Komet. I know I'd crash whatever I flew, so if I'm gonna auger in, I wanna do it in a blaze of glory. What about a Whirlwind? Are there any of those left?

Posted by: otho at May 18, 2013 06:36 PM (9gNQd)

148 Another interstate suggestion I've seen is Montgomery, AL to Panama City, FL.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:36 PM (ZPrif)

149 When I'm asked about the "two cell-phones", I just shrug and say "...this one is for work and that one is personal..." Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2013 10:31 PM Tell them if you have to make a call on that one to hit the deck.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 06:36 PM (MhA4j)

150 I win the Powerball, I want a fucking tank.
Posted by: BCochran1981


Mini-Mog with full N.B.C. outfit.

'Cause I can.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2013 06:36 PM (YTstp)

151

141 Still one more day to visit Birmingham, AL to see the CAF's B-29 Superfortress. Along with a P-51, a C-45, and a T-6.

If you dig all those WWII aircraft.

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Is the CAF still around? Seems like I heard something about it changing?


Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:37 PM (8ttRj)

152 Hi ont, and just like that hubby rattling empty glass. Off to make him another 7/7 Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 10 and how the eff exactly does that work? clinking ice in a glass gets the little woman to snap to and make another?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

153 There is just too many cool WWII planes to even begin to pick a favorite, but I have a heavy lean thowards that P-40 with the flying tigers paint job. If ever got my hands on one of those I'll be sporting wood so fierce there wouildn't be enough skin left to close my eyes.

Posted by: Berserker at May 18, 2013 06:37 PM (FMbng)

154 BCochran, about the only thing more modern US not in active service is the M-47/48/60 Patton series. Just do not buy an M-60A2. I know! An Ostwind Flakpanzer!

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:38 PM (doBIb)

155 Drinks note: Rye and ginger, an old-tyme drink, is incredibly fussy. The wrong rye, or the wrong ginger ale, and it just does not work. But try it out with Vernors, even the Diet for us Atkins folk, and the Rittenhouse 100 proof, and you've got yourself a drink that works. I think it's the barrel component of the Vernors that makes it all happen.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:38 PM (bKA83)

156 Sounds like we might need to add a purchase old military vehicles thread to the weekend lineup.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:38 PM (dKV5k)

157 Yeah I agree nerdygirl.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 18, 2013 06:38 PM (5H6zj)

158 IIRC there are no Whirlwinds flying.  Just as there are no Typhoons or Tempests.

ME-163?  Geez.  Might was well build a Natter or an He-162.  If suicidal is your bent.  Just will the Moron Horde your estate so we can celebrate properly at your wake.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:39 PM (zxYv0)

159 People people please, I've told you already I'm the powerball winner. I've already maxed out my credit cards on booze and hookers for tonight's celebration. My new car will be delivered in the morning. Yay for me!

Posted by: weird flunky at May 18, 2013 06:39 PM (tlhtD)

160 Juan Williams is the Mr. Hankey of political analyst.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 06:39 PM (BVkEs)

161 Ever since the last discussion of it here, I've developed a craving for an Ontos.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:39 PM (8ttRj)

162 Any discriminating movie goer who is here. Question: Which one for me tonight --- new Iron Man or new Star Trek? Can't be both. Where's Aces btw? Had no movie review for either.

Posted by: L, elle at May 18, 2013 06:39 PM (ImQSs)

163 it is not a wwii plane, obviously, but I really would like a c130. great range, carries a ton of crap, and it is able to take off and land nearly anywhere. go on a vacation, drive you car in the back, park at the airport, drive off and go to your vacation home. you could take your boat and your rv with you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

164 147 Hi ont, and just like that hubby rattling empty glass. Off to make him another 7/7 Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 10:35 PM (vgd4f) How's your sister? please have a sister. please have a sister. please have a sister

Posted by: RWC ☞ ☞ pew pew pew ☜ ☜ at May 18, 2013 06:40 PM (Wl/Ht)

165 157 Sounds like we might need to add a purchase old military vehicles thread to the weekend lineup. Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:38 PM (dKV5k) uptwinkles

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

166 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:41 PM (piMMO)

167
The Aircobra with a fully functioning 37mm cannon would be another good choice.

VERY useful during deer season.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2013 06:41 PM (IrLKP)

168 The CAF is now the Commemorative Air Force.

A Flakpanzer mein komerad?  4 20mm Oerlikons on a tracked chassis.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:41 PM (zxYv0)

169 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Ranch in Montana.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2013 06:41 PM (YTstp)

170 That or one of those surplus nuclear missile silos.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2013 06:42 PM (YTstp)

171 Mike Hammer and Sean having Ontos drag races....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:42 PM (zxYv0)

172 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase? lou's sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

173 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse A new double wide

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2013 06:42 PM (69tAj)

174 167 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 10:41 PM (piMMO)



well, the house I"m living in, for starters

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 06:42 PM (BBWjt)

175 Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 10:39 PM (BVkEs)


I think Fox's continued granting of air time to Williams, Beckel, Geraldo, and Colmes is the "tell" that down deep Fox is just another MSM outlet in a slightly lighter shade of "red"

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 18, 2013 06:43 PM (Cnqmv)

176

Land and gold

Posted by: weird flunky at May 18, 2013 06:43 PM (tlhtD)

177 and then I think I'll get one of those motion activated automatic turrets for my front lawn, to keep the crazies away

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 06:43 PM (BBWjt)

178 A new double wide Posted by: CSMBigBird at May dude you could upgrade to conex containers, buried even.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

179 170 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse A nice chunk of land up here in Nassau County. And then begins the search for builders of a seriously customized home. *wonders what it would take to build underground in Florida*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

180 If I win, and its doubtful because I did not buy a ticket. But I will fly every moron to Vegas for a huge party!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 06:44 PM (vgd4f)

181

164 it is not a wwii plane, obviously, but I really would like a c130. great range, carries a ton of crap, and it is able to take off and land nearly anywhere.

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Living close to the Locheed plant in Marietta, I occasinally watched short-field landing practice (on dirt) by C-130's. I'm sure it isn't so, but it often appeared that they had already reversed the props before they hit the ground. The short stops were atsonishing

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:44 PM (8ttRj)

182 If I had my chose of aircraft, I'd by a A26 Invader.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 06:44 PM (QupBk)

183 Here ya go.  A DC-9 being auctioned by the government for $50k.  One time served as Air Force One.
http://tinyurl.com/abd6qvu

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:44 PM (zxYv0)

184 *wonders what it would take to build underground in Florida* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible snorkel or aip.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

185 >>>And yet it still cracked the top 10. Crazy. Of course, there were only like what 50 motion pictures that year. And there was another well known naughty film that cracked the top 10 that year.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:45 PM (4Mv1T)

186 *wonders what it would take to build underground in Florida* *** My friend had a basement in his house on the St. John's. No kidding. It used to be a wine cellar back when the house was a restaurant.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:45 PM (piMMO)

187

*wonders what it would take to build underground in Florida*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT)

 

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gills

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 06:45 PM (hC80d)

188 I hit the Powerball? A couple of LAVs with a mini-gun mounted on each. And maybe a few with 20mm cannon. A Chieftain with a 57mm anti-tank mounted in place of the normal tube. Yeah. I could live with that.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 18, 2013 06:45 PM (ial2b)

189 If I win, I'd be buying multiple bug out fortresses in various countries, stockpile gold, weapons, ammo, food, booze and meds and wait for the shit to hit the fan.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:45 PM (dKV5k)

190 I would upgrade my 2008 Grand Cherokee for a 2014 Grand Cherokee.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (piMMO)

191 167 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase? The forward batteries on the Chimera need a tune-up. I'm thinking about hiring an alien named Vakarian to do his famous "calibrations".

Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (JqnAE)

192

"And women's clothing stores are trying to sell us maxi dresses and peasant blouses and crap. "

 

You'll get used to it after we're done screwing with Amerika.

Posted by: Moochel at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (+9AX9)

193 BCochran, invest in industrial grade pumps?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (zxYv0)

194

Vought F4U Corsair was the coolest aircraft ever built.

The Lancaster bombing raid his a beaver dam to no effect. What a great article on that raid. Evnen' 'rons and 'ronettes!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (jz0+s)

195 I'd hire John Wesley, Rawles to set me up right.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (hC80d)

196 I would upgrade my 2008 Grand Cherokee for a 2014 Grand Cherokee. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse do you mean buy the new one or simply purchase after market upgrades?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

197 183 If I had my chose of aircraft, I'd by a A26 Invader.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 10:44 PM (QupBk)


Hmmm.  That's a good choice too.  One of the first planes I ever drew as a kid.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:46 PM (dKV5k)

198 167 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 10:41 PM (piMMO)



A sizable contribution to Ace, of course!



Or, come to think of it, anyone whose cousin is involved in drawing the numbers.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 06:47 PM (tyF2+)

199 My friend had a basement in his house on the St. John's. No kidding. It used to be a wine cellar back when the house was a restaurant. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 10:45 PM (piMMO) That's awesome. And it can be done folks. Baptist Hospital is within 100 yards of the St. Johns River and it has a massive basement complex.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

200 bowdlerized version on utube...what an age we live in

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:47 PM (I88Jc)

201 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Belize. No, wait, not quite that big. I'd call the local pizza place for the Super Everything (hold the olives), and have them deliver it (instead of driving over and picking it up myself). It's the second, third, and fourth thing you buy that gets you in trouble

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

202 Which WWII plane would you buy and fly? F8F Bearcat

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (SMOD ate my homework) at May 18, 2013 06:47 PM (jopHG)

203 I would buy kate upton and raffle her off to the horde

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

204 Hs 129B-3 with plenty of ammo ... and a tour of Afghanistan

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (o9Svf)

205  IIRC there are no Whirlwinds flying. Just as there are no Typhoons or Tempests.

ME-163? Geez. Might was well build a Natter or an He-162. If suicidal is your bent. Just will the Moron Horde your estate so we can celebrate properly at your wake.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 10:39 PM

 

To hell with building one. I've got my eye on the ME-163 at the war memorial in Canberra. I want it. I'll get it rocketting before you can say Buck Rogers. Yeah, the will thing is on. I'm going in yeliing "gott in himmel!"!

Posted by: otho at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (9gNQd)

206

Mike Hammer and Sean having Ontos drag races....
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Yeah, well, the bad part is leading the race would put you in something of a vulnerable postion. But then being *behind* 6 106mm rifles ain't such a good idea either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (8ttRj)

207 One gun nose A-26B Invader for sale
http://tinyurl.com/bap87fj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (zxYv0)

208 And a 450 SL . I'd need the lottery winnings to keep it on the road, but it would look sweet as long as it was up and running.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (piMMO)

209 A condo in Madrid.

Posted by: expat at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (l3RZ9)

210

"*wonders what it would take to build underground in Florida*Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT) "

 

 

Build your home on a slab. Then truck in 100,000 yards of fill and cover it up.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 18, 2013 06:48 PM (jz0+s)

211 F8F Bearcat

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (SMOD ate my homework) at May 18, 2013 10:47 PM (jopHG)


I loved flying that plane in the game Aces Of The Pacific.  Tear shit up with those guns.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:49 PM (dKV5k)

212

If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase?

A big ass party for all the morons and 'etts for three days.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 18, 2013 06:49 PM (+9AX9)

213 check out the picture on Bing

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 06:49 PM (hC80d)

214 204 I would buy kate upton and raffle her off to the horde Two tickets please.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:49 PM (doBIb)

215 167 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase?

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Condoms for Sandra Fluke's paramours.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 06:49 PM (BVkEs)

216 214 check out the picture on Bing

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 10:49 PM (hC80d)


Ah, something you never see on Google.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 06:50 PM (dKV5k)

217 vicious KO in UFC fight. Aging Brazilian former champ vs rising American stud. Rising American stud got knocked the fuck out. Spinning back kick to the head. Good night.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:50 PM (ZPrif)

218 Just popping in to relay this quote from a recent episode of South Park:

"When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean, 'Make the US so shitty that they wouldn't want to come anymore!'"

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 06:50 PM (XQzGn)

219 You will never know you are on an enemies list, and you will never hear the phrase 'treatment denied'. They're not that stupid.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 18, 2013 06:51 PM (XvrTA)

220

If I won the powerball, I would go to school full time and spend my summers sailing an Island Packet through the Caribbean.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2013 06:51 PM (32Scy)

221 If I win the lottery, I will buy a for-real Ferrari, and save half its price for maintenance, which seems about right for an Italian sled.

It is true that I have not bought a ticket, but that makes my odds infinitesimally less than the odds of those who have. So I can hope.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 06:51 PM (bKA83)

222

If I win, I'd be buying multiple bug out fortresses in various countries, stockpile gold, weapons, ammo, food, booze and meds and wait for the shit to hit the fan.

---------

Speaking of which...., toilet paper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:52 PM (8ttRj)

223 Eva Longoria had a wardrobe malfunction today. Not only was she going commando, but also it appears she was having her time of the month (Mouse tail was showing).

Posted by: perdogg at May 18, 2013 06:52 PM (ziD3M)

224 "When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean, 'Make the US so shitty that they wouldn't want to come anymore!'" **** Ahhh! Is that the one where Butters comes to lead the Mexicans?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:52 PM (piMMO)

225 Or for $3 million. An ex-French Navy and TV star F4U-7 Corsair.
http://tinyurl.com/a3fklxq

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:52 PM (zxYv0)

226 Russian Tsar Tank. For drive-thrus. And i have 600+ million.

Posted by: RWC ☞ ☞ pew pew pew ☜ ☜ at May 18, 2013 06:52 PM (Wl/Ht)

227 215 204 I would buy kate upton and raffle her off to the horde


Two tickets please.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 10:49 PM (doBIb)



With the pix you've been posting, that would qualify as "hoarding".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 06:53 PM (tyF2+)

228 191 Neidermeyer, a new car would be great. I drive a 96 neon. I do love my car still, yeah, I am weird. True story, hubby and I kept smelling gas for a couple days. Blamed our neighbors, then realized it was my car. Oops.. Was a cheap fix, thank goodness.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 06:53 PM (vgd4f)

229 A major unplanned purchase with major unplanned winnings. Hmmmm. 1964 Shelby Cobra 289

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 18, 2013 06:53 PM (4Mv1T)

230 'I think Fox's continued granting of air time to Williams, Beckel, Geraldo, and Colmes is the "tell" that down deep Fox is just another MSM outlet in a slightly lighter shade of "red" ' Posted by: Hrothgar I haven't watched Fox News lately. Just sick of everything. But I watched Huckabee and Judge Pirro tonight and was very pleased. Especially with Judge Pirro. She just tore into one democrat after another. They also have Gutfeld, whom I adore. I think they put the above mentioned liberals on so they can say that they provide both sides. I'm okay with their showing the opposing viewpoint, especially when the people presenting the opposing viewpoints are annoying idiots, like Beckel and Geraldo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2013 06:54 PM (86CAt)

231

Always had a thing for the P-38.  But it takes a good pilot to handle a twin. 

 

 

Chuck Yeager said, in his book, that flying the P-51 again long after WWII was much more difficult than he remembered -- but he said they flew all the time back during the war.

Posted by: Die Trying at May 18, 2013 06:54 PM (w7J/R)

232 eva longoria'd career is over. she is doing commercials for potato chips and feline food, which is convenient as she is going to need a 50 year supply for 50 felines.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2013 06:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

233 With the pix you've been posting, that would qualify as "hoarding". Just trying to get my fair share.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:54 PM (doBIb)

234

If I win the lottery, I will buy a for-real Ferrari, and save half its price for maintenance, which seems about right for an Italian sled.
-----------------------

Heh. One of my cousins had an '85 Testa Rosa. Interesting car. I asked about costs of ownership, he said that the bugger was insurance....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:55 PM (8ttRj)

235 Flatbush joe, have you seen Brasil's TUF? I keep forgetting to search online for it and wonder if it's different from ours.

Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 06:55 PM (I88Jc)

236 Neidermeyer, a new car would be great. I drive a 96 neon. I do love my car still, yeah, I am weird. True story, hubby and I kept smelling gas for a couple days. Blamed our neighbors, then realized it was my car. Oops.. Was a cheap fix, thank goodness. *** If you love a car, keep driving it! You can always buy a luxury car and then put the bumper sticker on the Neon that says your other car is a Mercedes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:55 PM (piMMO)

237 Any morons out there who are fluent in C++? My baby girl is stuck on a programming issue. Her program is compiling but it has an infinite loop and she can't figure it out.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 06:56 PM (TajUS)

238 Or it American jets interest you.  Plus being able to pay for owning it by using it to teach pilots how to fly it.  For $.25 million, a MDD TA-4J Skyhawk.
http://www.planecheck.com?ent=da&id=19202

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:56 PM (zxYv0)

239

OK, everybody, I'm just  doing  the old in-out here, but I thought y'all'd  like to know something.

 

I just got back from a gig with my   guitar playing bud whom  I've known   and been in bands with since he was in  HS. He's 34  now.   He was a  typical  LIV who voted for TFG back in '08.  I've  been trying to gently get   him to see the light and come over to our side.

 

Tonight, after we got  done playing, he said he didn't vote  for TFG  this time, but the icing on the cake was that he finally said he   REGRETS    EVER VOTING  FOR HIM!!!!!1!11!Eleventy!!!!111!

 

I knew he could be turned. Bhwaaaaaaahhaaaaaa!

 

We now return you to your regular ONT. I'ma gonna watch the All-Star Race. Catch y'all on  the flip-flop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 18, 2013 06:56 PM (+z4pE)

240 167 If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase? Your first big purchase?

---

I'd buy the world a Coke...

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 06:56 PM (BVkEs)

241 I haven't watched Fox News lately. Just sick of everything. But I watched Huckabee and Judge Pirro tonight and was very pleased. Especially with Judge Pirro. She just tore into one democrat after another. They also have Gutfeld, whom I adore. I think they put the above mentioned liberals on so they can say that they provide both sides. I'm okay with their showing the opposing viewpoint, especially when the people presenting the opposing viewpoints are annoying idiots, like Beckel and Geraldo. *** Stay tuned. New Redeye on in 4 minutes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:56 PM (piMMO)

242 And there's no better advertising for TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy) than UFC. A bunch of fighters are on i. The again Brazilian former champ is Vitor Belfort. He was great in his 20s but started getting his ass kicked when he hit 30 or so. Last few years he started TRT. Now he's 36 and kicking all sorts of ass. Just destroyed a 28 year old. TRT works.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:57 PM (ZPrif)

243 214 check out the picture on Bing

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 18, 2013 10:49 PM (hC80d)


that is very nice


gee, shocker, Google didn't think to do anything for Armed Forces Day


Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 06:57 PM (BBWjt)

244 21 Is anyone actually a fan of Priebus? ------ Friend of mine had a Priebus. Traded it in recently for a diesel Golf. I think he gets bette mileage now.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 06:57 PM (U82Km)

245

If I won the powerball I'd buy a 1968 Dodge Charger.  Then I'd open up a Kip's Big Boy here in Dallas.  A vacation home deep in the bayou country of Louisiana would be nice too.

 

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 18, 2013 06:58 PM (8cOY0)

246 Tonight, after we got done playing, he said he didn't vote for TFG this time, but the icing on the cake was that he finally said he REGRETS EVER VOTING FOR HIM!!!!!1!11!Eleventy!!!!111! Outstanding BB! You earned your case of beer for that.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:58 PM (doBIb)

247 Radical Conservative ‏@ken24xavier 12m Janet Jackson 'Retiring From Music And Converting To Islam For Husband' http://t.co/OJnqCnnq1A

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 18, 2013 06:58 PM (piMMO)

248 Some financial advisers tell lottery winners to take about $100k and just go mad with it.  Get the spending urge out of the system before thinking long term.

Who's up for a month in Japan?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 06:58 PM (zxYv0)

249 242 Craig Poe, haha I thought that.. Guess were both old!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 06:58 PM (vgd4f)

250 I watched the tryout episode I think for TUF Brazil, but that was it. I can't remember. Not sure I made it through it. It was subtitled and I just got tired of reading. Seemed like the same basic format.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 06:59 PM (ZPrif)

251 1964 Shelby Cobra 289

Posted by: Tobacco Road

-----

 I recall a friend who turned one down around 1970... for $3500. He's never forgiven himself. I snubbed an excellent TVR Griffith about 12 years ago at $17,000. Stupid, stupid. 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 06:59 PM (8ttRj)

252 238 Any morons out there who are fluent in C++? My baby girl is stuck on a programming issue. Her program is compiling but it has an infinite loop and she can't figure it out.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 10:56 PM (TajUS)



Sprinkle the code with numbered printf's. The largest number that gets displayed is right before the problem.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 06:59 PM (tyF2+)

253 Who's up for a month in Japan? What could you buy for 100 large in Japan?

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 06:59 PM (doBIb)

254 One gun nose A-26B Invader for sale Sweet! And only 195K.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 07:00 PM (QupBk)

255 What the tentacled Elder god said.  Do prints, put it to a text file really all the prints.  Unless you like seeing your screen overflow with gibberish.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 07:00 PM (zxYv0)

256 I'm hoping for a Memphis-Indiana NBA final and the lowest Nielsen ratings in the history of television.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 07:01 PM (ZPrif)

257 Well EC, okay 200K  even with the weakened Yen.  Still could leave you and BCochran in that bar with the giant robo-women....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 07:02 PM (zxYv0)

258 Condoms for Sandra Fluke's paramours.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 10:49 PM (BVkEs)


oh man, if I won, I think I would hire a helicopter to air-drop a case of condoms over her house

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:02 PM (BBWjt)

259 238 UDM Have her list the exit conditions from the loop, then check to see which pieces of code set the conditions. This usually locates the problem. If she's using a class that has a lot of inherited stuff, and something inherited is responsible for determining and setting the exit condition, then she needs to make certain that her constructors in fact cause the various inherited constructors to run (no "shallow" copying).

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 07:02 PM (o9Svf)

260

Cthulhu, her problem is strings....

 

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:02 PM (TajUS)

261 oh yeah, and when debugging by using print statements, don't forget to flush the buffer after every print statement

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:03 PM (BBWjt)

262 260 Well EC, okay 200K even with the weakened Yen. Still could leave you and BCochran in that bar with the giant robo-women.... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 11:02 PM (zxYv0) Somebody say fembots?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

263 And the winning numbers have been drawn.  Expect the Internet to crash as everyone pings for the numbers.

Meanwhile time to idle and watch Doctor Who on BBCA.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 07:03 PM (zxYv0)

264 238 Any morons out there who are fluent in C++? My baby girl is stuck on a programming issue. Her program is compiling but it has an infinite loop and she can't figure it out.

They have these things called debuggers. Set some breakpoints. The one you don't hit, look before that to find the problem.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 07:03 PM (bKA83)

265 Still could leave you and BCochran in that bar with the giant robo-women.... 200k just to get in???? And it's a two drink minimum!

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 07:03 PM (doBIb)

266 If you love a car, keep driving it! You can always buy a luxury car and then put the bumper sticker on the Neon that says your other car is a Mercedes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

-------------

One of my favorite bumper stickers, spied on a rusted out Toyota in Atlanta: "My Other Car Is A Piece of Shit Too"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 07:03 PM (8ttRj)

267 258 What the tentacled Elder god said. Do prints, put it to a text file really all the prints. Unless you like seeing your screen overflow with gibberish.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 11:00 PM (zxYv0)



If you do it to a file and the program infinite-loops, it can happen that you don't get an EOF and the file never saves. Try it to a display window first -- it's easy enough to change afterwards.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 07:04 PM (tyF2+)

268 263 sounds like Eva longoria has the same problem..

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 07:04 PM (vgd4f)

269

Hey, Anna Puma, I started actually writing my novel today, the first fiction I have written in something like ten years. I wrote two paragraphs!

 

 I hate them. Oh well.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 18, 2013 07:04 PM (P/MSC)

270 If I win the lottery I'll buy a bunch of businesses and fire all the democrats.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 18, 2013 07:04 PM (MhA4j)

271 If I win I'm gonna buy a one of you computer geeks to decode all this computer gibberish lingo you guys use.

Posted by: weird flunky at May 18, 2013 07:05 PM (tlhtD)

272 Nice ONT CDR M,

Low Information Voter needs a chat with the sledgehammer of knowledge/and/or Coma

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 18, 2013 07:05 PM (LRFds)

273 Arbalest, she did that and can't find the error. She submitted the program using visual studio and it was compiling. Her professor is using LINUX and said it wasn't compiling. Now she is trying to fix it.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:06 PM (TajUS)

274 273 If I win the lottery I'll buy a bunch of businesses and fire all the democrats.

Racist.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 07:06 PM (bKA83)

275 Surviving zombies on discovery

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (vgd4f)

276 OK - Courtney Stodden - this girl looks like she is 25. What gives?

Posted by: alex® at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (LwD/3)

277 I recall a friend who turned one downaround 1970... for $3500. He's never forgiven himself. I snubbed an excellentTVR Griffith about 12 years ago at $17,000. Stupid, stupid.

 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 10:59 PM

 

Had the chance to pick up a mid 70's Triumph 750  for $200. The dude was wanted by the cops and to split fast. Couldn't raise the bucks quick enough. He sold it at the pub on the way out of dodge.

Posted by: otho at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (9gNQd)

278 A while back the CAF had to change its name because some damned Yankee faggots objected to the name "Confederate" Air Force. So now it's called the Commemoration Air Force or some gay shit like that.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (/7lCP)

279 "I expect this to occur in more communities across the country as municipalities need more revenue."

Boy are you behind the curve. This has been going on for a decade or more.

Posted by: SDN at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (j5fvN)

280 I loved flying that plane in the game Aces Of The Pacific. Tear shit up with those guns.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 10:49 PM (dKV5k) 

 

 

Loved that game. That and Red Baron (pretty much every version).

 

 

Miss those types of games.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (ial2b)

281 263
Cthulhu, her problem is strings....

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 11:02 PM (TajUS)



You DO realize that this is like putting a broken automatic transmission into a darkened movie theater and inviting suggestions as to the problem, right?



If you can, post the code. If you can't, report back the results of guesses.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 07:07 PM (tyF2+)

282 Those peasant blouses and worse yet, peasant skirts make you look fat. Even thin people don't look good in them. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2013 10:35 PM ---- Oh, and I've even seen ponchos popping up in the stores lately. If they bring back culottes, I'm going to go on some sort of spree.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:08 PM (5H6zj)

283 279 OK - Courtney Stodden - this girl looks like she is 25. What gives? Posted by: alex® at May 18, 2013 11:07 PM (LwD/3) Total white trash. Married a 50+ yr old guy when she was, supposedly, 16. I think she's full of shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

284 OK - Courtney Stodden - this girl looks like she is 25. What gives? She's been 18 for the past seven years.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 07:08 PM (doBIb)

285 What could you buy for 100 large in Japan? Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 10:59 PM (doBIb) Controlling shares in 'Schoolgirl Panty Vending Inc.'

Posted by: RWC ☞ ☞ pew pew pew ☜ ☜ at May 18, 2013 07:09 PM (Wl/Ht)

286 Old dog didn't come home from a walk with my son today. Been 6 hours now.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2013 07:11 PM (y2ZKY)

287 I thought Longoria was old. But apparently she's 'fly-by-wire.'

Posted by: RWC ☞ ☞ pew pew pew ☜ ☜ at May 18, 2013 07:11 PM (Wl/Ht)

288 Oh, and I've even seen ponchos popping up in the stores lately. Bring back the serape and I'll start smoking cheroots.

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 07:12 PM (QupBk)

289 Awe jinx, sending a prayer!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 07:12 PM (vgd4f)

290 279 OK - Courtney Stodden - this girl looks like she is 25. What gives?

I think she might be mental. Or maybe just all tits and no brains. But her husband, who played a particularly loathsome character in The Green Mile, seems very happy with her. If they would just enjoy all that in private, it would be none of our business. But she seems determined to exhibit herself to anyone who will aim a camera at her.

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 07:12 PM (bKA83)

291 290 Sorry about that. Don't give up on him yet.

Posted by: weird flunky at May 18, 2013 07:12 PM (tlhtD)

292

You DO realize that this is like putting a broken automatic transmission into a darkened movie theater and inviting suggestions as to the problem, right?

That is basically what she said, but she was crying and I told her it couldn't hurt to ask the horde.  Let me see if I can figure out how to post the code.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:13 PM (TajUS)

293 276 UDM What are the compiler error messages her instructor sees? Is she using a variable-length parameter list? If so, she might need to add commas to account for all parameters. I never do this, as it is unnecessarily complex, and I encountered this bug issue in some code from a consultant ... it ran in the IDE, but the executable failed. Locate the code that detects the exit conditions, and the code that sets the exit condition flag (frequently the same piece of code. Put a breakpoint where this piece of code is called / instantiated. Trace through, and look for null pointers / objects. I suspect that something is not being properly constructed.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 07:13 PM (o9Svf)

294 Bring back the serape and I'll start smoking cheroots.

Posted by: toby928©

--------

Carrying an 1851 Colt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 07:14 PM (8ttRj)

295 Pretty wild and woolly country here, lots of ravines and swamps. Hard to look and no houses nearby.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2013 07:14 PM (y2ZKY)

296 Deep Throat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2013 07:14 PM (GFkut)

297 But she seems determined to exhibit herself to anyone who will aim a camera at her She's an attention whore. I believe ace posted some of her twitter excerpts once. They were exactly what you'd expect.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 07:15 PM (doBIb)

298 C++ always made me cry, too. So I learned Java instead.

Posted by: alex® at May 18, 2013 07:15 PM (LwD/3)

299 Was Eva Longoria eating chocolate in that pic?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 18, 2013 07:15 PM (jz0+s)

300 POWERBALL WINNING NUMBERS: 22 10 13 14 52 and the is 11.

Posted by: perdogg at May 18, 2013 07:15 PM (ziD3M)

301 Jinx- Worrisome. Have you been out looking? I suspect that is a stupid question...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 18, 2013 07:16 PM (8ttRj)

302 Golfball through a garden hose. Just sayin'

Posted by: Doug Hutchison at May 18, 2013 07:16 PM (QupBk)

303 300 No cars around is good.

Posted by: weird flunky at May 18, 2013 07:16 PM (tlhtD)

304 I WON!!!!!!!!!!! HahahHahaha!!!!!!! No not really.....

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 07:17 PM (doBIb)

305 Prayers jinx. Hope the ol' guy/gal is safe.

Posted by: RWC ☞ ☞ pew pew pew ☜ ☜ at May 18, 2013 07:17 PM (Wl/Ht)

306 Mrs928m is check the tickets. Won $7 so far! Woot!

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 07:17 PM (QupBk)

307 Of course I spent $50 on the tickets, but hey!

Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 07:18 PM (QupBk)

308 Anna Puma,

When are you going to be on Neverwinter? 

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 18, 2013 07:18 PM (LRFds)

309 I'm pretty sure I would NOT have picked those numbers either.

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 07:18 PM (doBIb)

310

Everyone, thanks for the help, but she is yelling at me now. She says the program is too big and that, while she appreciates the suggestions, she is going to kill me if I don't stop trying to help her.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:19 PM (TajUS)

311 Here's the animated gif of the KO for the UFC main event tonight http://i.minus.com/iFY7vKcJYwSxD.gif

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 07:19 PM (ZPrif)

312 Anna Puma,

I have a thief at level 12 and a guardian at level 23 on Dragon. 

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 18, 2013 07:19 PM (LRFds)

313 Thanks, Niedermeyer's Dead Horse. I need a laugh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (86CAt)

314 guess I gotta go back to work....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (jz0+s)

315 Everyone, thanks for the help, but she is yelling at me now. She says the program is too big and that, while she appreciates the suggestions, she is going to kill me if I don't stop trying to help her. Uh oh...

Posted by: EC at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (doBIb)

316 been out, but it really is a wilderness setting..she wandered off from my son down in a swamp, you know how dogs do, but didn't come back. I let the Sheriff's Dept know in case she turns up somewhere.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (y2ZKY)

317 I hate summer and it hasn't even begun. I want to move to Alaska.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (DoZD+)

318 So has anyone here been following the VA GOP nominating convention? It's on #RPV2013 on twitter. I can't tell if the nominees were good or not, there's so much hyper-ventilating from the ppl in the losing camps.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (5H6zj)

319 My lottery plans are quite sensible, I think: First, remember that the payout is over a bunch of years -- I assume 20 for convenience. Also assume that the Government will take half each year. So in any given year your real income will be 1/40 of the supposed "prize money" amount. Second, assume you're going to invest half of your net. After 20 years that investment income will be about equal to the lottery money, so you've basically set up a perpetual-motion income machine. The remainder -- 1/80 of the prize -- is what you can actually spend. I break it down into 5 areas. Property: buying land or houses. If the prize is really big, this means lots of condos in places I want to spend time, plus expanding the Trimegistus compound in [REDACTED]. If the prize is small, Property means picking one or two places and making mortgage payments until they're paid for. My personal choices would be a condo in Brooklyn for visits to NYC, and one in Miami. Others obviously will have other choices. Personnel: Hiring some help around here! A maid, a secretary, maybe both. Part-time if the payout is small, full-time if it's a big one. Publishing: My own personal idea. For a few tens of thousands of dollars a year one could run a small publishing house, putting out one or two books, not really caring if they make money. Out of sheer self-respect I wouldn't publish my own work (unless it's reprints). Politics: I'd like to be in the $10K donor level. You can get shit done. It can make you the party kingmaker locally, and even give you some throw-weight on the state level, especially in a smaller state. Peregrinations: Travel. But it keeps the alliteration better if you use the fancier word. I figure $1000 a day will make for some pretty damned good trips. I sure as hell won't be flying tourist any more (I'd seriously look into business jet leasing for family trips). Again, a small prize means a big trip every few years, a big prize means two or three jaunts per year. That's my daydream list. What about the rest of you?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 18, 2013 07:20 PM (/7lCP)

320 305 Well hell, wonder if I can get some kind of refund on the hookers. Anybody interested in a new Mercedes? Uh don't mention this to the boss lady.

Posted by: weird flunky at May 18, 2013 07:21 PM (tlhtD)

321 I wonder how much it would cost to hire a brigade of Gurkhas for a couple of months?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:21 PM (mGBy8)

322 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 18, 2013 11:19 PM (ZPrif) Don't think a Ricola is gonna help that sore throat. Dayum.

Posted by: RWC ☞ ☞ pew pew pew ☜ ☜ at May 18, 2013 07:21 PM (Wl/Ht)

323

POWERBALL WINNING NUMBERS: 22 10 13 14 52 and the #Powerball is 11.

 

Well shit. Hit all around it. Have fun with my $10 fucker.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 18, 2013 07:22 PM (+9AX9)

324 316 UDM Perhaps some selected tunes by Justin Beiber, as interpreted by Deep Purple, would help about now. I realize that you would have to sacrifice your home theater system, but ... there must be sacrifice for the cause.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 07:22 PM (o9Svf)

325 Jinx, I think maybe with your place being in the country you have a better chance because less cars. Leave your lights on, maybe put some food out. Hope your dog finds his way home.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:22 PM (5H6zj)

326 Now she says that she is changing her major.  I feel bad for her. This is her last program of the semester.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:22 PM (TajUS)

327 I've got a bridge I could sell you in [REDACTED], Trimegistus. Would you be interested?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:22 PM (mGBy8)

328 Reo speed wagon is performing at the county fair this summer. Would love to go but tickets start at $50. Guess I won't be going.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2013 07:23 PM (DoZD+)

329 Java made me want to kill people, too. So I learned PL/SQL.

Posted by: alex® at May 18, 2013 07:23 PM (LwD/3)

330 thank you all for the thoughts. I shall turn in so I can be up early for the old dog. night.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2013 07:24 PM (y2ZKY)

331 Jinx, you lost your dog? I'm so sorry! Hope you find him!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2013 07:24 PM (DoZD+)

332 FORTRAN!!!

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:25 PM (5H6zj)

333 325 That's my daydream list. What about the rest of you?

I've always wanted my own Congressman. What would it cost to make Pelosi join the Tea Party and campaign tirelessly for a flat tax?

Posted by: Splunge at May 18, 2013 07:25 PM (bKA83)

334 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 18, 2013 11:20 PM (/7lCP) Word around town is this is a conservative site. Can we talk?

Posted by: $$$ IRS $$$ at May 18, 2013 07:25 PM (Wl/Ht)

335 Sorry Jinx. My dog has done that to me several times too. She likes to run, but she knows where the house is when she gets hungry.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 18, 2013 07:25 PM (jucos)

336 332 Now she says that she is changing her major. I feel bad for her. This isher last program of the semester. Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 11:22 PM (TajUS) Kind surprised she is writing in Visual Studio, but the prof is compiling on Linux. Anyway. Things going "bonk" is a good 25% of computer programming. Tell her if she can wrangle this, everything else is downhill... In fact, just about every time something goes "bonk" there is a person there to write you a paycheck...

Posted by: alex® at May 18, 2013 07:26 PM (LwD/3)

337 KHANNNNN!!!!!

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:26 PM (5H6zj)

338 Watch "In The Fleash" from the BBC. It takes the zombie/walkers genre and lets them have a cure that one has to take every day or they become "rotters" again. It was not a full blown zombie apocalypses less then 200K turned, where everything collapses. They have recovered mentally but their iris of their eyes are deformed so they have to wear contacts or one can tell and have no color so they need to wear makeup. The so called cured go home. Well the people who had to fight the rotters are not all to happy to have the Partially Deceased Syndrome people back. Like all British shows they are all mini series so there are only 3 shows. But it would be huge if made in America. http://is.gd/ExgwcE

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 18, 2013 07:26 PM (CdeLs)

339 suck it bitchz, i tied for 10th in powerball tonight.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2013 07:27 PM (sYTYw)

340 203 Which WWII plane would you buy and fly? F8F Bearcat Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (SMOD ate my homework) at May 18, 2013 10:47 PM (jopHG) PBY-5A Catalina. A bit of a different choice, but you could fly that fucker anywhere.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 07:27 PM (BXLPR)

341 Ahhh, the Last Crusade. "He chose.....poorly."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

342 Trevor: reminds me of Keene's graphic-novel, "The Last Zombie". In that one, "Day Z" came and went, all the zombies are gone, humanity survives - but the zombie virus is still at large, maybe on a dirty knife somewhere, maybe being carried by (not undead) rats.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 07:29 PM (QTHTd)

343 Pussies. Wimps. Trekkie-come-latelies. Here's the REAL Death Star vs. Enterprise video, and it's AWESOME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmY4BmxRaBo

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 18, 2013 07:29 PM (/7lCP)

344 PBY-5A Catalina. A bit of a different choice, but you could fly that fucker anywhere.

 

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 11:27 PM

 

Brinnggg, brinnngg.. Hello, this is the 1930's. We'd like our shitty plane and anachronisms back. And watch out for that Adolf Hitler, he's a bad egg.

Posted by: sterling archer at May 18, 2013 07:30 PM (9gNQd)

345 I'm up for watching Alien versus "Colonial Marines"' Dev Team

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 07:31 PM (QTHTd)

346 One last thing. Does her professor have all of the files she uses to compile and run her program? If a file is missing, the compiler will puke ... and from your description, the professor's compiler is puking. Did your daughter supply ALL files?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 07:32 PM (o9Svf)

347 Pretty amazing how my twelve numbers matched none of the six. Whoever won, you owe me $4 for the two defective tickets.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2013 07:32 PM (FcR7P)

348 As a young teen around when Canada first allowed a national lottery to be run administered by the provinces, I watched a show on Ontario's version of PBS that strongly advised treating the winnings as your principal and that you never, ever touch it---you live off the interest and buy any vanity items, gifts for family/friends and necessities from it. It didn't quote Franklin's (IIRC) quote about the two most beautiful words in the English language being "compound interest" but it did quote an English upper class aphorism along the lines of "a gentleman may be forgiven of any sin except selling off his principal." Of course, that was when interest rates were well above 10%.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:32 PM (mGBy8)

349 Gotta put phone on the charger. Check back in a bit to see if anyone still here. Mwaaa . Hubby wanting to buy zombie tools and a bunker, I picked the wrong week to quit drinking vodka.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 07:32 PM (vgd4f)

350 F4U-4 Corsair FTW!


Rain today for the Mustangs of Burlington show, but cleaning up the car yesterday got me a top 50.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 07:33 PM (yh0zB)

351 I've always wanted my own Congressman. You know, you could be a Congressman and double your money.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2013 07:33 PM (FcR7P)

352 Regarding Eva Longoria's supposed wardrobe malfunction. She's holding the hem of her dress to her waist. Come on, she wants to show off her cooter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2013 07:35 PM (86CAt)

353 And I won $6 on a scratch N win ticket today, losers! (Of course, I spent $6 on two tickets and not $3 for one but that still puts me ahead of e.g. t-bird as I broke even!)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:36 PM (mGBy8)

354 Drank a Large Mountain Dew I ordered with some Arby's tonight. I haven't had a soda in over 6 months and this one has made me downright jumpy and sick to my stomach. I won't be making this mistake again.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 18, 2013 07:37 PM (jucos)

355 355 As a young teen around when Canada first allowed a national lottery to be run administered by the provinces, I watched a show on Ontario's version of PBS that strongly advised treating the winnings as your principal and that you never, ever touch it---you live off the interest and buy any vanity items, gifts for family/friends and necessities from it. It didn't quote Franklin's (IIRC) quote about the two most beautiful words in the English language being "compound interest" but it did quote an English upper class aphorism along the lines of "a gentleman may be forgiven of any sin except selling off his principal." Of course, that was when interest rates were well above 10%. Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 11:32 PM (mGBy The cash option "after taxes" should be about $200 million. Interest on that should be about $3 million a year, or close to $300K a month. I could squeak by on that. Oh hell, with that kind of money I could will act batshit crazy, and just pay some people to call me "eccentric".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 07:37 PM (BXLPR)

356 More than double, t-bird, if Splunge would change his name to "Harry Reid". Or so I understand.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:38 PM (mGBy8)

357 That's my daydream list. What about the rest of you?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 18, 2013 11:20 PM (/7lCP)



I'd buy a railroad.


http://www.ebtrr.com/

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

358 And make sure that each statement - not each line, each statement - ends with a semi-colon. Spent a couple of days chasing that one down, once. FORTRAN forces you to be concise.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 18, 2013 07:38 PM (+N4be)

359 'Night, all. Happy lottery dreams!

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 18, 2013 07:39 PM (/7lCP)

360 Sure glad ♖♖ TFG ♖♖♖ is keeping up with current events in Nigeria. "go easy on the militant islamic jihadis. Serious, you guys." Ok, back to ONT. When 'Git off ma lawn' isn't working.. A Houston landlord has constructed a fake cemetery to keep local homeless people from loitering on his property. The small green space is located in the shadow of some of HoustonÂ’s tallest buildings, but also close to a known homeless encampment. After years people sleeping on the lot, the man who owns the property who asked ABC station KTRK not to use his name, said that he had erected the tombstones nearly a year ago. The stones are rejects from a local stonecutter. The property owner said that he did not know when he bought the stones that they bore the names of real deceased people.

Posted by: RWC at May 18, 2013 07:40 PM (Wl/Ht)

361 A highly caffeinated alcohol beverage at 1130? When I have to be up at 645? Possibly a mistake, but hey.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

362 Quoting Bernard from Yes, [Prime] Minister: "It's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it: I have an independent mind; you are an eccentric; he is round the twist."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:41 PM (mGBy8)

363 *If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase?*

How much for the womenz?

Posted by: Elwood at May 18, 2013 07:41 PM (yDWX4)

364 I'm having a weekend of major suckitude and am sick to death of vapid, spoiled, entitled celebrities and their ego issues and make believe problems. They could all fall off the planet and I wouldn't notice or care. Except Jared padalecki. I might notice his absence.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2013 07:41 PM (DoZD+)

365 Thanks for all the best guesses. She says she sent all the files. I think she is just tired. She finished finals week and drove home from NW Pennsylvania to Virginia yesterday. This is the last thing she had to turn in. I hope after a good night's sleep, she will stop mumbling to herself and cursing the existence of semi-colons!

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:42 PM (TajUS)

366 Hell's bell's we got us a FORTRAN programmin' moron? What problems is he working on?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 07:42 PM (FMrA0)

367 371 I'm having a weekend of major suckitude and am sick to death of vapid, spoiled, entitled celebrities and their ego issues and make believe problems. They could all fall off the planet and I wouldn't notice or care. Except Jared padalecki. I might notice his absence. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2013 11:41 PM (DoZD+) Here, catch. *tosses bottle of tequila*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:43 PM (GEICT)

368 359 - But do not show us your mouse tail. That is gross.

Posted by: perdogg at May 18, 2013 07:44 PM (ziD3M)

369 374, these are the times I wish I drank.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 18, 2013 07:45 PM (DoZD+)

370 I would like it noted by the Horde, for those who were paying attention, that there was nothing on the news today about a family brawl at a local Fernindina Beach park. So. Success.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)

371 Wow, I won the Powerball!
What are the odds?!?
Lucky lucky me!!!!!

Posted by: President-for-Life Barack Obama at May 18, 2013 07:46 PM (7B7jB)

372 So. Success. Hot Dang! The next time I want to keep something out of the news and I can't afford the State Department ... I'll come to you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 07:48 PM (TvO05)

373 365 FORTRAN forces you to be concise. ------ No, it doesn't. Since spaces don't matter in FORTRAN, you can do nice things like dropping spaces in large numbers to break them up into nice readable chunks. And DEC FORTRAN lets me use keyword parameters, so I don't have to remember in which order they're declared if I remember their names. And I can declare whether parameters are inputs, outputs, or inouts. You can be decidedly unterse if you want to.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 07:48 PM (U82Km)

374 In fairness, big lottery prizes scare me. Especially here in California.

There's a woman here in SoCal (a psychologist) who, if she ever wins a really big prize, will probably have me "disappeared" in about a week.

Posted by: President-for-Life Barack Obama at May 18, 2013 07:48 PM (7B7jB)

375 Sorry about the crappy weekend, katya.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:49 PM (5H6zj)

376 Oops... 381 was me.

Yeah, I sock sometimes. Gotta problem with that?!?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 07:49 PM (7B7jB)

377 ♫ "Everybody socks somebody sometime..." ♫
- Dean Martin 1964

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 07:50 PM (7B7jB)

378 Oh bugger, those twats at the BBC have just bung-holed Doctor Who.  They did a DS9 Tribbles retcon to all the Doctors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 07:50 PM (zxYv0)

379 Trash her all you like, but Eva Longoria is still one of the best all-around 3rd basemen in the game today.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2013 07:50 PM (C8mVl)

380 c'mon people now, smile on your brother everybody get together try to bludgeon one another right now

Posted by: IRS protest this Tuesday, 21st of May at May 18, 2013 07:50 PM (I88Jc)

381 385 Oh bugger, those twats at the BBC have just bung-holed Doctor Who. They did a DS9 Tribbles retcon to all the Doctors. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 11:50 PM (zxYv0) I got "bunghole", "tribbles" and "Dr.Who"..... I'm a little concerned.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

382 I'm taking off work on Tuesday to go the IRS building and moon those bastards.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 07:51 PM (FMrA0)

383 I thought Doctor Who was the most unkillable TV series ever. Not even Star Trek comes close from what I've heard.

BTW, any Craig Ferguson fans here? He's a big time Doctor Who fan. He even has a mini-TARDIS on his desk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 07:52 PM (7B7jB)

384 Trash her all you like, but Eva Longoria is still one of the best all-around 3rd basemen in the game today. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2013 11:50 PM (C8mVl) And in the blink of an eye, she goes from third to the plate. And just before all other jokes get in. Yes. I would. Like a Viking who hadn't seen his women in 6 months.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)

385 There is something immoral about the teeth of that Google co-founder pictured in the sidebar of the main page.

Posted by: Baldy at May 18, 2013 07:53 PM (tyDFN)

386 Tom Baker was the Best ever Dr Who.

Posted by: perdogg at May 18, 2013 07:53 PM (ziD3M)

387 My baby girl is stuck on a programming issue. Her program is compiling but it has an infinite loop and she can't figure it out.

Bogus terminal loop conditions, uninitialized variables, looking for exact matches on floating point numbers, pointer bugs, etc. 

Take a hard look at the assert.h assertion mechanism.  Wherever the program assumes something to be true assert() it. 

ex.

/* function assumes parms aren't negative */
#include assert.h
int somefunction(int parm1, float parm2)
{
assert(parm1 >= 0);
assert(parm2 >= 0.0);
blah, blah, blah
}

If you splatter the code with enough assertions about what has to be what, one of those assertions is probably gonna pop when it goes astray.

The assertion mechanism is turned on/off by the definition of a symbol, so you can leave the assert() stuff in the code and neutralize it on a production build.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 07:54 PM (PqMHM)

388 katya, so sorry about your sucky weekend

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:55 PM (BBWjt)

389 With a very rigorous set of assertions, you're halfway towards developing a mathematical correctness proof for a piece of code.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 07:55 PM (PqMHM)

390 Purp yeah I always forget about the assert function, it is very handy when I do remember to use it

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:56 PM (BBWjt)

391 And in the blink of an eye, she goes from third to the plate.
That's odd. In the blink of an eye, Michelle goes to the plate for thirds!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 07:56 PM (mGBy8)

392 I'm taking off work on Tuesday to go the IRS building and moon those bastards.

* * *

IRS HQ, Washington DC: March 21, 2013, 4:31 p.m. Eastern Time:

"Ma'am, good news! We've positively IDed the assprint."

"Good work, comrades. Send out the White Vans to audit the perp with extreme prejudice NOW!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 07:56 PM (7B7jB)

393 Baker is the only Doctor. All hail to the Wearer Of The Scarf.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 07:56 PM (QTHTd)

394 Hickok45 parody contest winner- http://tinyurl.com/aku9mdn

Posted by: RWC at May 18, 2013 07:56 PM (Wl/Ht)

395
Ben Affleck is awful on SNL.

Now he's doing a hilarious skit mocking the camps that 'straighten' out kids who think they're 'gay.'

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 07:57 PM (ZgBZU)

396 Since it's kinda quiet here right now, I'll ask -- how's the love life, chemjeff? Are you still seeing that science history professor?

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:57 PM (5H6zj)

397 I thought that the DS9 with the tribbles was pretty decent, I admit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 07:57 PM (QTHTd)

398 now all the Star Trek/Star Wars stuff makes me want to watch Star Trek 2 again

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:57 PM (BBWjt)

399

Re:316

So  - have her e-mail me the code, and I will send her back a working version with commentary.

All this for one box of 5-hour energy drinks and a 12-oz bar of semi-sweet chocolate.  That is the essential secret of professional software developers. 

Well, that and the ability to go a long time without sleep.

Posted by: Engineer at May 18, 2013 07:57 PM (CS58+)

400 Aren't "parms" a type of Eye-tie cheese you use on spaghetti?

Posted by: joey biden at May 18, 2013 07:58 PM (mGBy8)

401 Y-not, no, I'm not seeing her anymore
and she is a biologist

right now I am just single but not fretting it

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:58 PM (BBWjt)

402

Thanks, PurpAv. I'll relay your suggestions.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 07:58 PM (TajUS)

403 Y-not, how is your hubby, does he still work too much?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 07:58 PM (BBWjt)

404 I've never seen hockey before and I'm watching the Kings-Sharks game.

I have to say, this is some boring ass shit right here. I don't feel bad about not paying attention to hockey now. I always felt like I was missing out on something by not being a hockey fan, turns out, not at all.

I went to my first Formula 1 race last year and now NASCAR just pales in comparison so I decided to give hockey a chance. I guess it's a sport that you can only enjoy if you played it as a kid, like baseball. 

Posted by: CozMark at May 18, 2013 07:59 PM (nDeB2)

405 The Eva Longoria "scamper shot" is just what a fading celebrity will do to keep themselves in the press. She's starting to push 40, and there is no market for actresses in Hollywood over 40 to do the "sexy" roles. She doesn't have the talent for serious roles, and quite frankly she doesn't have the rack to do pron.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 07:59 PM (BXLPR)

406 I've found the problem in your code, PurpAv. This strange line: /* function assumes parms aren't negative */ threw me for a while, but I finally identified it. It's a strange and rare endangered beast known colloquially as a "a comment". But don't let this innocent name fool you. Modern programmers have determined that these beasts are highly detrimental to code and can produce maddening hard to find deficiencies and vulnerabilities. It is recommended that they be avoided at all costs. Or, so it seems.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 07:59 PM (FMrA0)

407 @408 Oh well. Glad you're cool with it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 07:59 PM (5H6zj)

408 So is anybody excited that 24 is coming back?

I just hope the terrorists aren't the Tea Party this time...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 07:59 PM (7B7jB)

409 Since someone mentioned Eva Longoria, let me bring you the one time any of the Desperate Housewives were hot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIo2beKw6g

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 07:59 PM (XQzGn)

410
This isn't a comedy skit; it's social commentary with "Laugh Now" and "Applause" signs.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:00 PM (FC8Yl)

411 She's starting to push 40, and there is no market for actresses in Hollywood over 40 to do the "sexy" roles.

But no harm in giving it a go anyway, right?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 18, 2013 08:00 PM (BBWjt)

412 Good evening, rubber room candidates. You know, I don't think I've ever seen Wild Bill mentioned on here. Surely I've just missed it? Seems like many folks here might appreciate his work. I've become a regular viewer. http://youtu.be/h0sMaMXuuVQ "Wrecking the Military" by WildBillforAmerica BTW, I put together playlists frequently. Link in my nic leads to a list of my politicklish playlists. For those interested in such things.

Posted by: mindful webworker who never served at May 18, 2013 08:00 PM (U13jb)

413 Alright, is someone gonna link the Longoria pudenda shot?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 08:00 PM (GEICT)

414 Y-not, what I learned from that relationship is that I am more self-absorbed than I thought I was

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:00 PM (BBWjt)

415 You know, I don't think I've ever seen Wild Bill mentioned on here.

And I'm surprised no one here has ever heard of Tony Bigcharles.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:01 PM (7B7jB)

416 [Affleck]'s doing a hilarious skit mocking the camps that 'straighten' out kids who think they're 'gay.'

Now THERE is some bleeding-edge satire. Maybe he'll crack some funnehz at the Koch Brothers, or Fox News next. And those whacky Southerners! They way they talk! I bet they sleep with their sisters.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 08:01 PM (QTHTd)

417 411 "I've never seen hockey before and I'm watching the Kings-Sharks game. I have to say, this is some boring ass shit right here. I don't feel bad about not paying attention to hockey now."

Watch Rangers-Bruins at 3:30 tomorrow, and you'll be as converted as Paul falling off the horse on the road to Damascus.

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 08:01 PM (XQzGn)

418 Especially that one character wearing the TOS miniskirt uniform for the first time.

And, yes, Tom Baker rules with Jon Pertwee as second.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 08:01 PM (mGBy8)

419 the braless seventies were a golden age of tantalization Posted by: florida man at May 18, 2013 10:15 PM (I88Jc) Well... if you want a peak...

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Naked Portrait at May 18, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)

420 405 - Star Trek 2 one of the best soundtracks of the series.

Posted by: perdogg at May 18, 2013 08:02 PM (ziD3M)

421
When ENTERPRISE did it's MIRROR DARKLY episodes, it was very good. The evil characters were delicious, and the USS Enterprise 1701-A or whatever was very cool.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:02 PM (BUcLz)

422 >*If you win the lottery, what will be your first purchase?* attack helicopters

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 18, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)

423 420 Alright, is someone gonna link the Longoria pudenda shot? -------- Longoria pudenda est.

Posted by: Thing Various Ceasars Said, XLIIth Abridged Vestpocket Edition at May 18, 2013 08:03 PM (U82Km)

424 >>410 Y-not, how is your hubby, does he still work too much? He's fine, but yes. They are doing the annual performance reviews right now (his is next week) and it seems like every year w/out fail his reports go wack-a-doodle just as their reviews come up. It's insane. He's got people whining about each other, about other people's salaries, about every g-d thing. Why someone would think that this is the time of year to make a nuisance of yourself is beyond me. The staff at this place are not particularly professional. Some salt of the earth people, but very few who've really had a professional career and have any sort of perspective of what it means to pursue this particular career-track. He's a really good manager imho, but it's exhausting. I feel badly for him that there are stupid things flaring up just before his own review with the Big Boss.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:03 PM (5H6zj)

425 http://www.listal.com/list/top-grossing-films-1972

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:03 PM (kcfmt)

426 Alright, is someone gonna link the Longoria pudenda shot? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 19, 2013 12:00 AM (GEICT) ------------------------------------------------------ Not much to see really......

Posted by: Tony Parker at May 18, 2013 08:04 PM (jucos)

427 T R U E . T H A T I A D E F I N I T E A D V A N T A G E O V E R C. WhichMakesYouDoThingsLikeThis.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 18, 2013 08:04 PM (+N4be)

428 Especially that one character wearing the TOS miniskirt uniform for the first time.

Joey Heatherton (I think) in 1966:

http://tinyurl.com/b2dbgcu

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:04 PM (7B7jB)

429
And, yes, Tom Baker rules with Jon Pertwee as second.

You have that backwards. Pertwee was the only doctor who got physical with the enemy -- he'd karate chop them. In one episode Pertwee picked up a rifle and fired it at someone.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:05 PM (39q3n)

430 Yay, northern lights! Nice ONT CDR M...

Posted by: zeera at May 18, 2013 08:05 PM (FHr35)

431 424

OK, I'll give it one more try. Does being drunk help?

Posted by: CozMark at May 18, 2013 08:05 PM (BjOkm)

432 36 minutes until Toby is a godzillionaire. Posted by: toby928© at May 18, 2013 10:24 PM (QupBk) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2013 08:06 PM (Vk2pI)

433 428 When ENTERPRISE did it's MIRROR DARKLY episodes, it was very good. The evil characters were delicious, and the USS Enterprise 1701-A or whatever was very cool. ------ I musta given up on the series when they mounted phasers on Stukas; I have no memory of the mirror episodes.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:06 PM (U82Km)

434 Me thinks that 1972 top movies list is a bit bogus.

Wasn't Deep Throat the actual highest-grossing flick ever in 1972? (Although perhaps it made most of its money since that year.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:07 PM (7B7jB)

435 421 Y-not, what I learned from that relationship is that I am more self-absorbed than I thought I was ---- Well, you're in a really focussed type of self-driven career and have been single for a while, so I think that's natural. Don't be hard on yourself.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (5H6zj)

436 #390

You'd expect him to be very big on Red Dwarf as well.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (kcfmt)

437 I win the Powerball, I want a fucking tank. Posted by: BCochran1981 Mini-Mog with full N.B.C. outfit. 'Cause I can. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2013 10:36 PM (YTstp) Don't touch my Bonaparte!

Posted by: Leona Ozaki at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (Vk2pI)

438
It was the third and last season, I believe. Like, episode 15-16, ish..

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (Fely/)

439 She doesn't have the talent for serious roles, and quite frankly she doesn't have the rack to do pron. DT est 30-50 mil USD, in shooting range of Liza

Posted by: Tori Black at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (I88Jc)

440 Anybody still here?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (jIaZt)

441 Or his bony part.
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Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:08 PM (7B7jB)

442

Good night all. Thanks again for the suggestions.

Posted by: UDM at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (TajUS)

443 an Apache helicopter- tax tags title out the door- costs $52,000,000 btw the full name is Boeing AH-64D Apache Longbow Longbow discuss

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

444 Or his bony part.
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Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2013 12:08 AM (7B7jB)



Nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (yh0zB)

445 Douglas Adams helped write some of the Baker Who's, if I recall.

One of the scripts he didn't sell is now a novel - "Shada". Any 'rons here read this yet? I want to know if it's up to Adams standards.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (QTHTd)

446
I forget her name, the linguist, Suki? Suki yaki?

She was really good in the episode.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (1WM2H)

447 Chuck Yeager said, in his book, that flying the P-51 againlong after WWII was much more difficult than he remembered -- but he said they flew all the time back during the war. Posted by: Die Trying at May 18, 2013 10:54 PM (w7J/R) I still wonder what he thinks of this: http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Charlotte_E._Yeager

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (Vk2pI)

448 Arr. Arr. Humor, qdpsteve. But I was referencing this:
http://tinyurl.com/a33oaqj

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 08:09 PM (mGBy8)

449 Don't know about _Deep Throat_, but '72 will always be remembered by me as the year of _The Legend of Boggy Creek_. Scared the crap out of everybody.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:10 PM (FMrA0)

450 Y-not, man, that sucks.  Is there any way he can just level with them and say "hey, can't it wait until after I'm evaluated"?  maybe they can understand that level of bluntness

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:10 PM (BBWjt)

451 445 It was the third and last season, I believe. Like, episode 15-16, ish.. ------ It was the 4th season; the end of the third was when they crossed the streams between aliens and Godwin.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:10 PM (U82Km)

452 IF you don't think Longoria has the body for porn....you should watch more porn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 08:10 PM (GEICT)

453 One of the scripts he didn't sell is now a novel - "Shada". Any 'rons here read this yet? I want to know if it's up to Adams standards. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2013 12:09 AM (QTHTd) They actually started to make it and filmed quite a bit, but couldn't complete it due to a strike at the BBC, IIRC.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)

454 Does the new Dr Who still have the incredibly cheesy opening theme song and special effects? My husband made me watch some of the old Tom Baker ones. I'd rather watch the Stooges!

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:11 PM (5H6zj)

455
Shada?

I'm probably wrong because I'm half-demented from Alzheimer's but I think they made a cartoon Dr Who with the Shada. It's on yootoob.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:11 PM (ZgBZU)

456 When ENTERPRISE did it's MIRROR DARKLY episodes, it was very good. The evil characters were delicious, and the USS Enterprise 1701-A or whatever was very cool. Posted by: soothsayer at May 19, 2013 12:02 AM (BUcLz) It was the U.S.S. Defiant. The last season of Enterprise was actually quite good. No need to see the other seasons, though...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)

457 Some people try to get clever with comma expressions and cause problems too.

ex.

abc = foo,bar,bat;
abc = (foo,bar,bat);

These do NOT give the same result.

The first is equivalent to abc=foo, the second is equivalent to abc=bat.

If you stick to "See the dog. See the dog run." style coding, it may not look glamorous or "cool", but a lot of "weird shit" type problems will be avoided.


Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:12 PM (PqMHM)

458 for Y-not -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTELokKfCk

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 08:13 PM (QTHTd)

459 Cowboy: just the title sounds scary. And every shock wasn't based on a repetitive gimmick back then a la the Saw franchise, I'd bet.

Wish someone would release the originals of both Willard and Ben on Blu-Ray.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:13 PM (7B7jB)

460
4 seasons of Enterprise?

wow I'm really losing it

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:13 PM (GcwH1)

461 When they knew they were going to be cancelled they did some of their best work, including the Mirror Universe episode, Peter Weller did his Colonel Green, which is a variation of the character in 'Into Darkness'

Posted by: cornelius, waiting for the Cobalt bomb at May 18, 2013 08:13 PM (Jsiw/)

462 btw the full name is Boeing AH-64D Apache Longbow

Longbow

discuss

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 19, 2013 12:09 AM (8sCoq)



AH-64D Apache is the aircraft. Longbow is the AN/APG-78 fire control radar system it is equipped with. Longbow isn't the aircrafts name any more than Aegis is a class of destroyer (the Aegis weapons system is mounted on Ticonderoga class destroyers).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:13 PM (yh0zB)

463 282 Low Information Voter,

You're doing it wrong charge a buck a pop and let others try....

#NatlDebtSolved

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 18, 2013 08:13 PM (LRFds)

464 Tom Baker was the bestest Dr. Who ... but only because Ben Browder was busy with FarScape !!! There's crazy fan loyalty for ya' cynical ONT types ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 08:14 PM (TvO05)

465 maybe they can understand that level of bluntness --- Nah, these people are incredibly lacking in self-awareness. He has a couple of real management challenges (people who really aren't performing or with real issues, plus a super-tight budget so he can't just throw money at the problems), but a lot of the churn is high school level stupidity. But that's they pay him! He'll be fine. His people actually like him. He hears from his colleagues (other mgr types) how highly the people speak of him. They just truly don't seem to realize how unprofessional they're being. Most of them have not worked outside of this particular community.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:14 PM (5H6zj)

466
DS9's mirror universe stuff okay. They teetered on crappy, though, at some moments.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:15 PM (vanqS)

467 I thought TSA wasn't using those anal probe scanners anymore but flew out of SD twice this week and that's all they were using. WTF?

Posted by: Keena at May 18, 2013 08:15 PM (72Rjj)

468 #286

Real ponchos or Sears ponchos?


It's obligatory.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:15 PM (kcfmt)

469 And he has something like 35-40 people, so there's always something going on.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:15 PM (5H6zj)

470 391 Trash her all you like, but Eva Longoria is still one of the best all-around 3rd basemen in the game today. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2013 11:50 PM (C8mVl) And in the blink of an eye, she goes from third to the plate. And just before all other jokes get in. Yes. I would. Like a Viking who hadn't seen his women in 6 months. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 11:53 PM (GEICT) Eva Longoria has "roped" one up the middle. Oh, and like a retard playing Whack A Mole at Chuckie Cheese.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:16 PM (BXLPR)

471 473 I thought TSA wasn't using those anal probe scanners anymore but flew out of SD twice this week and that's all they were using. WTF? ---- We liked the cut of your jib IYKWIM.

Posted by: Horny TSA Worker at May 18, 2013 08:16 PM (5H6zj)

472 Ponchos?


Nah, got one of these today for the rainy car show:


http://sport-brella.com/sport-brella


In red, of course, to match the car.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:17 PM (yh0zB)

473 Poncho was a friend of the Cicso Kid ... NTTAWWT ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 08:18 PM (TvO05)

474 And the Kira Nerys character from DS9 was very hot especially in the alternate timeline where she was the lesbian (or bi?) slave-mistress queen in the black outfit with the silver crown.
http://tinyurl.com/adfepnr

(I hope that one works for you; it's to the Bing search page for her.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2013 08:18 PM (mGBy8)

475 First big purchase?  Volcano fortress.


Then I'll lay low for a while as the plan comes together...

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:18 PM (kcfmt)

476 OMG! I've been looking all over for a proper avatar,  and those low- info mutha pics are perfect!

Can I please have the worst one?

Please?

Posted by: Ray Sist, Obviously A Enemy of the State at May 18, 2013 08:18 PM (0KHWp)

477 464 for Y-not - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTELokKfCk -- Excellent!

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:18 PM (5H6zj)

478
In fact, the mirror Federation uniforms and symbol were way better than the normal Federation stuff.

The best part of the mirror episode is that it had it's own opening theme and credits -- ominous music, dark. Great stuff. It felt like you were watching an entirely different alternate series.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:19 PM (NLH1M)

479 GGE, Tico's were cruisers. Aegis is on the Arleigh Burkes too.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 08:19 PM (dKV5k)

480 qdpsteve: you're entirely right on your suspicion that every shock wasn't formula. Boggy Creek came out of left field, a very low budget original kind of thriller masquerading as a homespun documentary. _The Blair Witch Project_ was patterned after it, so it was the original one of that kind of thing. Done on a shoestring budget, it went on to be a blockbuster.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:19 PM (FMrA0)

481 479 Poncho was a friend of the Cicso Kid ---- I loved that show when I was a kid!

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:19 PM (5H6zj)

482

Bea Arthur's Naked Portrait at May 19, 2013 12:02 AM

 

I bought your portrait just to destroy it so minds wouldn't becomed mush.

Posted by: anon. bidder at May 18, 2013 08:20 PM (+9AX9)

483 436
And, yes, Tom Baker rules with Jon Pertwee as second.

You have that backwards. Pertwee was the only doctor who got physical with the enemy -- he'd karate chop them. In one episode Pertwee picked up a rifle and fired it at someone.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 19, 2013 12:05 AM

I read that in the Nov 23 Season opener, there will be three doctors at once due to Time distortions. David Tenant will return as a guest, John Hurt will appear as a Doctor who is inserted into the rewritten timeline, and Matt Smith is reset to the 12th Doctor

And yes, Clara will be back for the next season .. yummy!

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2013 08:20 PM (mCvL4)

484 okay I have a veteran home owner question for you all..


So I got my homeowner's insurance renewal notice in the mail, and I just noticed that it has an incorrect year for when my house was built.  It says that my house is newer than it really is.  Should I correct it, or would that cause my insurance premium to go up?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:21 PM (BBWjt)

485 GGE, Tico's were cruisers. Aegis is on the Arleigh Burkes too.

Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2013 12:19 AM (dKV5k)



D'oh! (airdale squid, whadda I know...not like I had to know it *mumblemumble* years ago for my EAWS wings... )

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:22 PM (yh0zB)

486 We buy lottery tickets just for the fantasy of winning. But, if we do ever win big, we will set up a legal fund for anyone dealing with the state DNR. We'll pay all legal expenses for the meanest lawyers we can find to mess with them.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 18, 2013 08:22 PM (Lqy/e)

487 4 seasons of Enterprise?

All I could ever find locally in brick/mortar stores was season one, I TPB'd the rest.

I could watch 10 seasons of T'pal.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:22 PM (PqMHM)

488 Only good thing about SNL tonight:

All the major characters throwing salt at Seth Myers and his best character, Stefon . . .

. . . And David Paterson throwing salt in the completely wrong direction

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 08:22 PM (XQzGn)

489 490  Then again, the inaccuracy on the form could be used to deny you coverage

Posted by: DAve at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (albkL)

490 427 405 - Star Trek 2 one of the best soundtracks of the series. Posted by: perdogg at May 19, 2013 12:02 AM

Every James Horner soundtrack has a derivative of Wrath of Khan in it

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (mCvL4)

491 Poncho was a friend of the Cicso Kid
----

I loved that show when I was a kid!

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2013 12:19 AM (5H6zj)



Poncho needs your prayers, it's true


And say a few for Lefty, too,


He only did what he had to do


And now, he's growing old...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (yh0zB)

492 >Should I correct it, or would that cause my insurance premium to go up? I would correct it just to have a correct document

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (8sCoq)

493 So I got my homeowner's insurance renewal notice in the mail, and I just noticed that it has an incorrect year for when my house was built. It says that my house is newer than it really is. ---- Maybe check your closing paperwork & the copy of the policy when you closed. It may just be a typo in the renewal? How far off is the year?

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)

494 490 chemjeff Do not notice these things, unless they will cause you grief soon. The insurance company will likely figure out their mistake, and do nothing.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (o9Svf)

495 Y-not, that really is unfortunate.

if only there were some sort of employee exchange program, so these numbskulls can see what it's like to work in a professional environment

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (BBWjt)

496 Howdy

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 18, 2013 08:23 PM (zzeVM)

497 no, actually I said this morning "hey, let's clean up the study!" Which turned into an hours-long nightmare involving mutual fund statements and bank records I started that about 2 weeks ago. We have removed the 1st layer and are beginning excavations of the Miocene layer ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 08:24 PM (TvO05)

498 'lo Jake

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:24 PM (yh0zB)

499 Good night all.

I think Moffat got too cute with this episode.  That one instance of Clara-clone on Gallifray talking with the first Doctor opens up the possibility of that incarnation being a Time Lord.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 18, 2013 08:25 PM (zxYv0)

500 If I won the powerball I'd buy a PB4Y-2 and bomb my father's gravesite with 8 tons of roses

Posted by: DAve at May 18, 2013 08:25 PM (albkL)

501
they're doing the Three Doctors again?
yikes

the best part of The Three Doctors was the old man calling and Troughton and Pertween a 'dandy' and a 'clown'


Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:25 PM (LVtr+)

502 Y-not, it's pretty far off
actually I am not all that certain when the house was built, but I know the insurance company's year is off

The insurance company has 1940, but I have seen the year 1938 traced into the cement in the basement (I think it is 1938, it might be 1933) and some of the real estate paperwork (but not all of it, curiously) said that the house was built in 1912.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:25 PM (BBWjt)

503 176 Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 10:39 PM (BVkEs)


I think Fox's continued granting of air time to Williams, Beckel, Geraldo, and Colmes is the "tell" that down deep Fox is just another MSM outlet in a slightly lighter shade of "red"

***********

Myself, I think it's just Ailes giving his viewers the pleasure of separating ridiculous arguments/spin from sensible ones and yelling at the TV.

If Fox were as biased to the right as MSM and CNN are to the left, what would be the point of watching?


Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at May 18, 2013 08:25 PM (73IHh)

504 We have removed the 1st layer and are beginning excavations of the Miocene layer ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 19, 2013 12:24 AM (TvO05)



good luck


wear a hard hat

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:25 PM (BBWjt)

505 Piggybacking off a thread from a few days back:

Could you imagine SNL Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald hosting and Colin Quinn writing for him?

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 08:26 PM (XQzGn)

506 493 I could watch 10 seasons of T'pal. ------- Decontamination gel FTW!

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:26 PM (U82Km)

507
yeah, Jolene Blalock did a great job as a Vulcan

her knobs were nice, too

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:27 PM (LVtr+)

508 DAve that is a good point, maybe I should correct it anyway for that reason

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:27 PM (BBWjt)

509 It says that my house is newer than it really is. Should I correct it, or would that cause my insurance premium to go up?

Sometimes they key off when a slab is poured rather than when the structure is erected.  Frequently builder setup a shitload of slab pours when laying out a development, then erect when sales are made. 

If the discrepancy is only a few years, this may be the reason.  If its 10 or 20, then its something else.

What year do they think it was built?

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:27 PM (PqMHM)

510 That's alright GGE. My current job has me working in EW areas, something I know nothing about (P-3's, ASW and recon is my expertise) but I'm fixing that rapidly.

Posted by: CDR M at May 18, 2013 08:27 PM (dKV5k)

511 458 IF you don't think Longoria has the body for porn....you should watch more porn. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 19, 2013 12:10 AM (GEICT) She needs some bigger tittehs for teh pron. I mean, she could play the buddy of the chick that gets reamed by the stunt cock on screen, but I think her tittehs wouldn't look great when she is in doggeh style. Dear lord, I can't believe I am discussing the best ways to frame pron shots.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:27 PM (BXLPR)

512 Dear lord, I can't believe I am discussing the best ways to frame pron shots.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 19, 2013 12:27 AM (BXLPR)



and it's not even Memorial Day yet...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (yh0zB)

513 We have removed the 1st layer and are beginning excavations of the Miocene layer...

Joan Collins is removing her makeup??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (7B7jB)

514 if only there were some sort of employee exchange program, so these numbskulls can see what it's like to work in a professional environment\ ------ It's hard hiring people here because altho cost of living is low, salaries are low and it's a pretty insular community which doesn't necessarily attract outsiders. The organization has grown rapidly so that the expectations of staff are higher than they had been a few years ago. So he's basically trying to help incumbent staffers who had no specific training for their jobs to become professionals (thru professional development opps and management). So it's not all on them. They are what they are -- it's just not quite good enough yet they are not likely to get replaced. But I'm still amazed that in this economy anyone would act up during the month of their performance review.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (5H6zj)

515 The People's Little Pony appears unbeatable these days, in terms of hilariousness just for showing up,  but a name ain't always enough...

Posted by: Ray Sist, Obviously A Enemy of the State at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (0KHWp)

516 If the Moffat "Dr. Who" fans are here, let me ask a general question.

What did ya'll think of Moffat's "Coupling?"

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (XQzGn)

517 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 19, 2013 12:27 AM (BXLPR)

Just... poetry. It's a double rainbow of poetry.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (QTHTd)

518 511 Piggybacking off a thread from a few days back:

Could you imagine SNL Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald hosting and Colin Quinn writing for him?
Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 12:26 AM

We'd have to hijack the TARDIS and change the timeline somehow

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2013 08:29 PM (mCvL4)

519 But I'm still amazed that in this economy anyone would act up during the month of their performance review.

Posted by: Y-not at May 19, 2013 12:29 AM (5H6zj)



I mitigate that by being an insufferable asshole all year long.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:30 PM (yh0zB)

520 But I'm still amazed that in this economy anyone would act up during the month of their performance review.

I wish I could say I'm amazed by such things anymore

I've seen undergraduates turn down fairly promising summer jobs/internships/research opportunities for some pretty flaky reasons

I think it is the newer generation, sadly

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:31 PM (BBWjt)

521 I cannot give a damn any more.  WOAH .  Loud thunder.  Hah.  F U, loud thunder.

Kill the entire world now.  Hi Scorpius, I like your chair.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 08:31 PM (xjpRj)

522 Purp, see 508

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:31 PM (BBWjt)

523 I mitigate that by being an insufferable asshole all year long. Consistency is one of those traits managerial types look for ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 08:31 PM (TvO05)

524
is Coupling the comedy show? Like Spaced?

I tried watching it once; it was dry.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:32 PM (8dspl)

525 Sometimes they key off when a slab is poured rather than when the structure is erected. Frequently builder setup a shitload of slab pours when laying out a development, then erect when sales are made.

It's a similar thing I've read when freeways are built. As I understand it, there are turnoffs that have sat gathering dust for decades waiting for streets (or other freeways) to be connected.

And then there's the Coal Canyon Exit on the SR-91 freeway in SoCal, right at the border of Orange and Riverside Counties. All it ever connected to was other ramps onto the 91. It finally got declared a wildlife refuge in 2003 and the exit was actually removed from the freeway, as well as from maps.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2013 08:32 PM (7B7jB)

526 Longoria always did worse than nothing for me. Can't stand her type. When she became an activist, couldn't stand her personally. Now that she's 40-ish her Hollywood clock has just about run out. She doesn't have talent or presence other than on the screen (observed her during a production meeting once - just an all around pain in the ass person). So I imagine she'll fade to irrelevance pretty quick. Hope that's the case, at least.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:32 PM (FMrA0)

527 Hmm...what to do If I ever won the power ball.

Eh.. who am I kidding, I would be a total reckless asshole.

I would buy 1000 guitars, because I like round numbers.

I would build a fucking castle with enough wall space to hold 2000 guitars, because no fucking way would I stop at 1000.

I would still have a pirate ship to hold my jacuzzi.

The mead hall would have AC..and a fuck ton of mead, and a firetruck and ambulance on 24 hour standby.

I would buy a P-40, park it in my yard, get a gold encrusted under wing beer keg, sit in the cockpit, put on a leather skull cap and make vrrooooom vrrooom noises.

I would buy a famous rap/hip hop club...then burn the fucker to the ground to light my smoke.

Buy a failing leftist newspaper to keep the mead hall in toilet paper.

not sure about week #2 yet...

Posted by: Berserker at May 18, 2013 08:32 PM (FMbng)

528 What I really don't want is the insurance company to turn around and say "uh-oh, because we're not sure, we're gonna do a full body cavity title/construction search on your property, and you will pay for it"

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:32 PM (BBWjt)

529 Jeff, the place was built whenever the paperwork says it was, even if it wasn't.

Another thing you'll see in certain parts of the country is people put in a basement, cap it, make it habitable enough to get a CO, and live in the basement until they get the money to build the rest of the house...which may be many years later.

There were a number of "basement houses" in the town I grew up in that went on for decades.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:32 PM (PqMHM)

530 Pron frames?

Posted by: Marilyn Chambers at May 18, 2013 08:33 PM (I88Jc)

531 BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2013 12:31 AM (xjpRj) MY SIDE YOUR SIDE MY SIDE YOUR SIDE MY SIDE YOUR SIDE Duck Season, FIRE!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 08:33 PM (TvO05)

532 I read that in the Nov 23 Season opener, there will be three doctors at once due to Time distortions. David Tenant will return as a guest, John Hurt will appear as a Doctor who is inserted into the rewritten timeline, and Matt Smith is reset to the 12th Doctor And yes, Clara will be back for the next season .. yummy! Posted by: kbdabear at May 19, 2013 12:20 AM (mCvL4) Cool. I will definitely be stocking up on Kleenex this summer and fall. Cuz I'm sure there will be some sad on the show or something.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:33 PM (BXLPR)

533 Ok, decided during zombie apocalypse, or if I win the lottery. I want a Darryl with a crossbow!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 08:34 PM (vgd4f)

534 I would still have a pirate ship to hold my jacuzzi.

now that's pretty awesome


actually, how about a jacuzzi big enough to hold a pirate ship, and on the pirate ship... another jacuzzi!

whoa

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:34 PM (BBWjt)

535 522 What did ya'll think of Moffat's "Coupling?" ------ Loved it, although it went downhill after they replaced Jeff.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:34 PM (U82Km)

536 Rolling thunder...hawt.

Posted by: Marybel at May 18, 2013 08:34 PM (BxG0T)

537 Consistency is one of those traits managerial types look for ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 19, 2013 12:31 AM (TvO05)



Fortunately I balance it out by being really really good at what I do. My boss asked me "What have you done for me lately" and I answered "Motherfucker, I let you sleep last night. I can stop if you want."



Apparently he likes his sleep, cause he let it slide. (srsly, if anything big comes up they have me come in and cover it, there have been times when everyone else was on short hours and I was authorized overtime.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:34 PM (yh0zB)

538 #522

A great sitcom. It's interesting to watch the ten episodes of the failed US version and note what they did wrong.

Moffat and Sue Vertue's experience on the US production was a big part of the inspiration for the Showtime series 'Episodes.'

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:36 PM (kcfmt)

539 If that 1938 in the basement concrete worries you...take a chisel and chip it out.  Nobody will know.  We ain't gonna rat you out for destroying the evidence.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:36 PM (PqMHM)

540 Pro-tip: When you're one of three-dozen employees in an organization and you're NOT one of the ones bringing in big dollars into that organization, don't bitch to your boss about your salary being lower than someone else's. (This is a state institution so the salaries are public.)

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:37 PM (5H6zj)

541 Why aren't celebrities charged with indecent exposure whenever they expose themselves in public?

Posted by: perdogg at May 18, 2013 08:37 PM (ziD3M)

542 Man, how depressing. Hubby and I too old to repopulate the world. But we do have wisdom, so we got that going for us

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 08:38 PM (vgd4f)

543 She needs some bigger tittehs for teh pron. I mean, she could play the buddy of the chick that gets reamed by the stunt cock on screen, but I think her tittehs wouldn't look great when she is in doggeh style. Dear lord, I can't believe I am discussing the best ways to frame pron shots. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 19, 2013 12:27 AM (BXLPR) No way. A face that curb stomps everyone else in the profession. Outstanding back door. Boobs, while not huge, are still very nice. There are plenty of small titted pornstars. Alexis Texas for one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 08:38 PM (GEICT)

544 Purp, lol, no, I like having an older house (and the evidence to prove it), it's one of its selling points.  (It certainly isn't the ants.)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:39 PM (BBWjt)

545
I've got all the Farscapes on a flash drive. My favorite show of all.

ANDROMEDA wasn't bad; i kinda liked it. I like to call it HAIRDROMEDA because the show is all about fancy hair styles.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 18, 2013 08:39 PM (Y4TdB)

546 535 Another thing you'll see in certain parts of the country is people put in a basement, cap it, make it habitable enough to get a CO, and live in the basement until they get the money to build the rest of the house...which may be many years later. ------ Or the builder will build the basement then absond with the rest of the money, leaving the family to scrape together enough dough to cap it so they have somewhere to live for a few decades while they scrounge up another chunk of money to build the top. Happened to the folks that built the house I own in Northern Utah.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:39 PM (U82Km)

547 Yeah, I think I wouldn't worry about it, chemjeff. Especially since it's a renewal. All that insurance paperwork would have been double checked at close, so I'm not sure I'd worry about it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:39 PM (5H6zj)

548 522 If the Moffat "Dr. Who" fans are here, let me ask a general question. What did ya'll think of Moffat's "Coupling?" Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 12:29 AM (XQzGn) Didn't think too much of it. Wasn't it the show that they based "Friends" off of? I am a big BBC comedy fan, and if you ever get a chance to watch "The Thick of It", it is a damn riot. Also, "The Inbetweeners", "Hyperdrive", and "Gavin and Stacey". Moffat did a good job on "Torchwood" until he made it all about who Jack was banging.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:39 PM (BXLPR)

549 Hey, are losing lotto tickets tax deductible?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:40 PM (BBWjt)

550 A chicken and egg question ...

Will Eva Longoria be seen as the ruination of Mark Sanchez's career or will Mark Sanchez be seen as the ruination of Eva Longoria's career?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2013 08:40 PM (mCvL4)

551 perdogg: celebrities are a different class of person. The laws are different for them. Doubt me? Carry a 30 round clip into DC and wave around, like David Gregory did. He'd be the first one to come down on you like a ton of bricks. You lack the station for that, my friend.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:40 PM (FMrA0)

552 Is Eva Longoria seeing Mark Sanchez??? I thought he went for high schoolers.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:41 PM (5H6zj)

553 Wait, have those two morons hooked up, Longoria and Sanchez?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:42 PM (FMrA0)

554 actually, how about a jacuzzi big enough to hold a pirate ship, and on the pirate ship... another jacuzzi!

whoa
Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2013 12:34 AM


Hell yeah.

I wanted a pirate ship with a jacuzzi so I can get my mail since I'll probably have my own island like the jurassic park dude.

Posted by: Berserker at May 18, 2013 08:42 PM (FMbng)

555 Orphan Black on BBC America is my favorite new TV show

Posted by: Jose at May 18, 2013 08:43 PM (zc/sw)

556 547 Why aren't celebrities charged with indecent exposure whenever they expose themselves in public? Posted by: perdogg at May 19, 2013 12:37 AM

What's the point in becoming a celebrity if you have to obey laws?

Posted by: David Gregory at May 18, 2013 08:43 PM (mCvL4)

557 #551

You gotta admit Lisa Ryder was really hot in that tousled do they had her wearing in the third season.

It funny to see 'Jason X' where Lisa Ryder plays an android and Lexa Doig a human. They were both cast for Andromeda just a few months after that finished shooting.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:43 PM (kcfmt)

558
remember THE GOONIES pirate ship?

remember CHUNK?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 18, 2013 08:43 PM (8dspl)

559 547 Why aren't celebrities charged with indecent exposure whenever they expose themselves in public? Posted by: perdogg at May 19, 2013 12:37 AM (ziD3M) -Indecent exposure is the deliberate exposure in public or in view of the general public by a person of a portion or portions of his or her body, in circumstances where the exposure is contrary to local moral or other standards of appropriate behavior.- "Deliberate" exposure. "Exposure must contrary to local morals". Celebs are good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 08:43 PM (GEICT)

560 Holy shit. They dated and split up last year.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:44 PM (5H6zj)

561 No way. A face that curb stomps everyone else in the profession. Outstanding back door. Boobs, while not huge, are still very nice. There are plenty of small titted pornstars. Alexis Texas for one. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 19, 2013 12:38 AM (GEICT) But the big stars tend to have a nice rack. Again, I would hit it like Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds on steroids, but I think her long term success in the pron industry would entail her getting some aftermarket parts.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:44 PM (BXLPR)

562 I've got all the Farscapes on a flash drive. My favorite show of all.

ANDROMEDA wasn't bad; i kinda liked it. I like to call it HAIRDROMEDA because the show is all about fancy hair styles.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 19, 2013 12:39 AM


Oh you reminded me, I want my own Deathstar too.

Posted by: Berserker at May 18, 2013 08:44 PM (FMbng)

563 561 Orphan Black on BBC America is my favorite new TV show ------ Mrs. Chronda loves it, but I've not yet found a character I care about, so everything that happens just strikes me as "meh".

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:45 PM (U82Km)

564 adoption!

Posted by: Webster, Willis, and Arnold at May 18, 2013 08:45 PM (I88Jc)

565 Clearly I don't read the right magazines at the hair salon. Sunset and Gourmet don't have the celebrity gossip news!

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 08:45 PM (5H6zj)

566 I would correct it just to have a correct document Posted by: Jones in CO at May 19, 2013 12:23 AM (8sCoq) Agreed. Unless you don't want a claim covered. It is the homeowners responsibility to ensure information is accurate.

Posted by: RWC at May 18, 2013 08:46 PM (Wl/Ht)

567 559 Wait, have those two morons hooked up, Longoria and Sanchez?
Posted by: Cowboy at May 19, 2013 12:42 AM

They were seeing each other until around Sept of last year. Longoria was busy working to establish a socialist dictatorship in America and Sanchez was spending hours on Google trying to decipher what the term "checkdown" means

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2013 08:46 PM (mCvL4)

568 Night all.God Bless.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 18, 2013 08:46 PM (vgd4f)

569 I thought I tested a lot of concrete for slabs... I probably fooled a lot of people...

I didn't know I was lying. Jesus.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Useless Idiot at May 18, 2013 08:47 PM (0KHWp)

570 #554

Friends started in 1994. Coupling first aired in 2000.

Supposedly it was largely based on Moffat's courtship and mariage with Sue Vertue, which is why it culminated with the birth of Steve and Susan's son. The original concept was to be tightly plotted around the central couple but they got so much reaction to the rest of the cast in the first episode it was revised to be more of an ensemble show.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:47 PM (kcfmt)

571 Good night lou!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:47 PM (BBWjt)

572 Again, I would hit it like Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds on steroids, but I think her long term success in the pron industry would entail her getting some aftermarket parts. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 19, 2013 12:44 AM (BXLPR) Nah, I think her celeb status and the fact that she's real world beautiful (as opposed to make up by the pound on the pornstars) and that she has an outstanding body means she'd clean fucking house.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)

573 Ah, kdbabear, I see. Sounds like the old "scheduling problem, but we're still friends ploy". Am I wrong?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:48 PM (FMrA0)

574 Why did I break up with Mark?

Well, let's just say that the Thanksgiving game last year wasn't his first Buttfumble

Posted by: Eva Longoria at May 18, 2013 08:48 PM (mCvL4)

575 556 A chicken and egg question ... Will Eva Longoria be seen as the ruination of Mark Sanchez's career or will Mark Sanchez be seen as the ruination of Eva Longoria's career? Posted by: kbdabear at May 19, 2013 12:40 AM (mCvL4) Yes. I think her skank caused flop sweat for him, and his lack of talent when pumped into her, really caused her talent to drop even more.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:49 PM (BXLPR)

576 I'm the living embodiment of IMDB in my house. Just a few minutes ago my mother and sister insisted I come downstairs to ID an actress for them. (Mare Winningham of the perpetual cinematic pregnancies.) I threw in Henry Rollins but that didn't mean anything for them. I think they were watching Hawaii 5-0

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:49 PM (kcfmt)

577 What's the point in becoming a celebrity if you have to obey laws?

Jimmy Savile became a celebrity so that he could break some laws, and hymens.

Speaking of which - http://tinyurl.com/b2w88p9

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 08:50 PM (QTHTd)

578 555 Hey, are losing lotto tickets tax deductible? Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2013 12:40 AM (BBWjt) Don't know if you're serious or joking, but damn is our tax code fucked up.. "You can only deduct gambling losses to the extent of your winnings - so if you spent $5,000 in tickets and won $1500, you could only deduct $1500. And yes, you should have the receipts."

Posted by: RWC at May 18, 2013 08:50 PM (Wl/Ht)

579 well, just checked - you can only deduct gambling losses to the extent of your winnings, so more or less, no, you can't.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:50 PM (BBWjt)

580 [the link is SFW; just not safe for your faith in humankind]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 08:51 PM (QTHTd)

581 Beckoning Chasm - I hope you feel better. I am going thru a spate of melancholia myself ... so I hope you shake the blues soon.

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 08:51 PM (TvO05)

582 You CAN deduct gambling losses, if you are not affiliated with any group using the names "Tea Party", "Patriot", "9/12", or have posted on AoS.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 08:52 PM (FMrA0)

583 576 #554 Friends started in 1994. Coupling first aired in 2000. Supposedly it was largely based on Moffat's courtship and mariage with Sue Vertue, which is why it culminated with the birth of Steve and Susan's son. The original concept was to be tightly plotted around the central couple but they got so much reaction to the rest of the cast in the first episode it was revised to be more of an ensemble show. Posted by: epobirs at May 19, 2013 12:47 AM (kcfmt) Thanks. I thought "Coupling" started afterwards, but for some reason I thought it was the show "Friends" was based on. Too many beers have pickled my brain this evening.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 08:52 PM (BXLPR)

584 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2013 12:31 AM (xjpRj)

Hey dude, don't get too down, remember, the ONT is pants-free

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 08:53 PM (BBWjt)

585 I expect Ms. Longoria would follow the classic porn actress arc of being very attractive with small breasts, then a few years later, as the mileage starts to become visible and job offers start to get thin, grossly oversized and rigid implants are installed that turn the woman into a freak that appears to be shoplifting bowling balls.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:53 PM (kcfmt)

586 Btw, speaking of celeb porn, if you haven't gone and sought out the Teen Mom porn, it's.......surprising. Seriously hardcore.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 08:54 PM (GEICT)

587 Manuia le afiafi!

Got the powerball tonight.

Too bad I missed the other five numbers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2013 08:54 PM (jGsIV)

588 and you're NOT one of the ones bringing in big dollars into that organization, don't bitch to your boss about your salary being lower than someone else's.

There's two ways to look at value -- the people who bring in the sales, and the people who prevent those wonderful sales from bankrupting you with service/maintenance costs and recalls.

I was always one of the later types.  ex. IBM shipped a shitload of bad Valuepoint motherboards.  The field service/rework cost was going to be close to $250M worldwide. 

With a bit of software magic in EMM386, the recall/rework never happened, the sun continued to rise each day, and no wrists in the hardware lab were slashed.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:54 PM (PqMHM)

589 Why aren't celebrities charged with indecent exposure whenever they expose themselves in public?

It's not public if you have to pay to see it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Useless Idiot at May 18, 2013 08:54 PM (0KHWp)

590 Well, I hate to disposing y'all, but I bought two powerball tickets, and one of them hit. All five numbers and the bonus. I'm kinda pissed off though. Why on earth did I waste $2 on this other ticket? I'll be buying a P-47 with my winnings. Love the Mustang, but give me a Jug any day. Shoot the hell out of it and it still brings you home.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 18, 2013 08:54 PM (X1lGS)

591 Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Posted by: Resplendent transcendence of genre at May 18, 2013 08:55 PM (I88Jc)

592 #556

Mutual Assured Destruction.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 08:55 PM (kcfmt)

593 Just got back in, too many people to respond to individually to namecheck:

To me, after Seinfeld, prime Simpsons, and maybe Frasier, Coupling is the funniest show ever (Cheers and Arrested Development right there).

I still, to this day, include things like the Giggle Loop and the Sock Gap into conversation.

Yes, the US version sucked. No, the original was not a copy of Friends - it was a British mix of Seinfeld and Friends. Yes, the show lost quite a bit when Jeff left, but it didn't become unwatchable like when [x character] left [that show you like].

Not trying to be dickish, but the American comedies I watched never lost characters. I know The Office did, but I didn't watch it, so I don't know.

The ensemble was so ridiculous that it necessitated a greater focus, particularly Jeff, Patrick and Jeff.

For you American cable viewers, Jeff was on the last season of "Covert Affairs" while Jane was the second lead/love interest in "Leverage."

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 08:56 PM (XQzGn)

594 One thing about watching Dr Who ...

You have to pay attention or you have no clue what's going on

Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2013 08:56 PM (mCvL4)

595 ok...that was weird...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:57 PM (yh0zB)

596 Jimmy Savile became a celebrity so that he could break some laws, and hymens. Speaking of which - http://tinyurl.com/b2w88p9 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 19, 2013 12:50 AM (QTHTd) It ain't rape if the kid is dead...

Posted by: Jimmy Savile at May 18, 2013 08:57 PM (Vk2pI)

597 can't make up my mind
http://i.picpar.com/ATo.jpg
http://i.picpar.com/BTo.jpg
http://i.picpar.com/CTo.jpg
http://i.picpar.com/DTo.jpg

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)

598 Batman XXX: A Porn Parody Posted by: Resplendent transcendence of genre at May 19, 2013 12:55 AM (I88Jc) Whatever you do, don't search for the robocop/batman slash fanfic...

Posted by: ಠ_ಠ at May 18, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)

599 599 [iOne thing about watching Dr Who ... You [s]have to pay attention or you have no clue what's going on ------ fixt

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 08:58 PM (U82Km)

600 ok...that was weird...

So I did see it.  OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2013 08:58 PM (jGsIV)

601 Or the builder will build the basement then absond with the rest of the money

When you give a builder the downstroke and they show up in a shiny new empty pickup truck next week rather than their old one with a load of material, you're fucked.  That scenario never ends well.


Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 08:59 PM (PqMHM)

602 So I did see it. OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 19, 2013 12:58 AM (jGsIV)



Good. Not completely insane yet. Nice to know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 08:59 PM (yh0zB)

603 Sorry everyone. No Soup For You.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 18, 2013 08:59 PM (BVkEs)

604 can't make up my mind http://i.picpar.com/ATo.jpg http://i.picpar.com/BTo.jpg http://i.picpar.com/CTo.jpg http://i.picpar.com/DTo.jpg Posted by: The Dude at May 19, 2013 12:57 AM (vJdyz) "D" Definitly "D".

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 18, 2013 09:00 PM (Vk2pI)

605 Nah, I think her celeb status and the fact that she's real world beautiful (as opposed to make up by the pound on the pornstars) and that she has an outstanding body means she'd clean fucking house. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 19, 2013 12:48 AM (GEICT) No doubt. And I would be the first to audition to be the pool boy in her first movie, but I think the young lads of today may not cotton to a 40 year old woman as the star of a pron movies. Yes, the "cougar" character is hot, but she doesn't really give off the "cougar vibe". She seems to be more the "I'm still a 20 year old even though I am 40" kind of vibe. She needs to accept that she is a mature woman, and try to be the classy broad that gets made airtight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:00 PM (BXLPR)

606 Good. Not completely insane yet. Nice to know.

Unless it's just a shared delusion...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2013 09:01 PM (jGsIV)

607 555 Hey, are losing lotto tickets tax deductible?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 19, 2013 12:40 AM (BBWjt)



Serious answer -- yes, but only against gambling winnings.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 09:01 PM (tyF2+)

608 @537 Adrianne--I like your style.  I also like your half-masked face.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:02 PM (xjpRj)

609 Eva Longoria is teh ugly without makeup. All of the "Housewives" are. Hence why I linked to prime (1996) Nicolette Sheridan earlier.

If I were a pool boy, there's plenty of rich bitches on TV I'd choose before Eva or her friends.

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 09:02 PM (XQzGn)

610 If you got a biggish winning lottery ticket, go to the track several times a week and pick up all the losers on the ground before cashing it in.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 09:03 PM (PqMHM)

611 "D"

Definitly "D".

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 19, 2013 01:00 AM (Vk2pI)


can tell she shaves unlike most Japanese

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 09:03 PM (vJdyz)

612 Also, in relation to Coupling: Sarah Alexander is extremely watchable.

A notorious item is the 'lost' first episode of 'Armstrong and Miller.' US viewers are most likely to know comic Ben Miller from his character in the early seasons of Primeval. (He was the government guy running the Ark where all of the captured prehistoric beasties were kept.)

This was a prolonged sketch comedy show. In the first episode they parodied the works of James Herriot playing a trio, along with Sarah Alexander, of veterinarians trying to serve a rustic community that has difficulty accepting them. Not because of their high falutin' city ways but because they go around everywhere buck naked. This is only hinted at in the beginning but becomes more apparent as the story builds, ending with all through fully exposed in the final scene.

The episode has never been released to the home video market or even broadcast again. But a few VHS recording converted to digital have found their way onto torrent sites.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:05 PM (kcfmt)

613 591 I expect Ms. Longoria would follow the classic porn actress arc of being very attractive with small breasts, then a few years later, as the mileage starts to become visible and job offers start to get thin, grossly oversized and rigid implants are installed that turn the woman into a freak that appears to be shoplifting bowling balls. Posted by: epobirs at May 19, 2013 12:53 AM (kcfmt) 592 Btw, speaking of celeb porn, if you haven't gone and sought out the Teen Mom porn, it's.......surprising. Seriously hardcore. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 19, 2013 12:54 AM (GEICT) From what I have read, it was filmed on the highway going to Hershey Park. Epobirs. That is what I've been thinking. The small boobehs in the beginning would be a draw, but closing in on 40, gravity ain't a boobeh's best friend.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:05 PM (BXLPR)

614 Hideous http://tinyurl.com/a6htp62

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 09:06 PM (GEICT)

615 I also like your half-masked face. Look at that half when my hair starts writhing and hissing ... Trust me on this.

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 09:07 PM (TvO05)

616 Heinous http://tinyurl.com/b3lgo8c

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 09:07 PM (GEICT)

617 There's two ways to look at value -- the people who bring in the sales, and the people who prevent those wonderful sales from bankrupting you with service/maintenance costs and recalls. -- Too true. He's not in sales, but there are some parallels.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 09:08 PM (5H6zj)

618 Good evening  my fair morons.  Sales of my book have been flat the past week, and that's very unfortunate.  What's the book, you say?

This book is a children's novel called "My Teachers are Zombies!"

It's the nice story of three friends who discover their teacher is a zombie who is trying to make their brains bigger so as to eat them later (with a dash of pepper).

I would like to encourage people to at least read the sample provided on the Amazon page (available at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CKJ70AW) and if it catches your interest, please feel free to purchase it or gift it to a friend!

I double edited it as well, to avoid the common spelling and grammar mistakes that plague most first time writers (of course, mentioning that guarantees at least two errors will crop up in this message). I also made sure there was a bit of light foreshadowing, use of Chekov's gun, and lamp-shading. Additionally, it's a self-contained story, not a series, which appeals to me in an era of unnecessary trilogies and sequels.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 18, 2013 09:08 PM (oJkTX)

619 can't make up my mind http://i.picpar.com/ATo.jpg http://i.picpar.com/BTo.jpg http://i.picpar.com/CTo.jpg http://i.picpar.com/DTo.jpg Posted by: The Dude at May 19, 2013 12:57 AM (vJdyz) How many nuts could that chipmunk put in its cheeks?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:09 PM (BXLPR)

620 IRS code is not The Law, you guys. You've been lied to. The IRS can never win in court cuz it's totally illegitimate.

Just ask your employer for an I-9 and write EXEMPT where any and every American can and should write EXEMPT, and take all the money you earned. When the IRS asks for their money, just laugh at them.

Just because they put you in jail doesn't mean you did anything wrong.
I think there's a precedent for deliberately withholding taxes and winning in the supreme court. I don't know.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 18, 2013 09:09 PM (0KHWp)

621 How many nuts could that chipmunk put in its cheeks?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 19, 2013 01:09 AM (BXLPR)


Two. Definitely two

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 09:10 PM (vJdyz)

622 Just because they put you in jail doesn't mean you did anything wrong. Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 19, 2013 01:09 AM (0KHWp) ...and they will.

Posted by: The Tax-Free Hat at May 18, 2013 09:11 PM (Vk2pI)

623 Look at that half when my hair starts writhing and hissing ...

Trust me on this.


Like anyone makes it past your killer cactus guard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2013 09:11 PM (jGsIV)

624 #598

Even better, Jeff (Richard Coyle) starred in the movie version of Terry Pratchett's 'Going Postal' as Moist Von Lipwig. It was very good and his casting was a good choice. I really hope they bring him back a production of 'Making Money.'

Pratchett has said he intends a third book with the character about taxes but it depends on whether his cognitive health last long enough.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:11 PM (kcfmt)

625 618 Also, in relation to Coupling: Sarah Alexander is extremely watchable. A notorious item is the 'lost' first episode of 'Armstrong and Miller.' US viewers are most likely to know comic Ben Miller from his character in the early seasons of Primeval. (He was the government guy running the Ark where all of the captured prehistoric beasties were kept.) This was a prolonged sketch comedy show. In the first episode they parodied the works of James Herriot playing a trio, along with Sarah Alexander, of veterinarians trying to serve a rustic community that has difficulty accepting them. Not because of their high falutin' city ways but because they go around everywhere buck naked. This is only hinted at in the beginning but becomes more apparent as the story builds, ending with all through fully exposed in the final scene. The episode has never been released to the home video market or even broadcast again. But a few VHS recording converted to digital have found their way onto torrent sites. Posted by: epobirs at May 19, 2013 01:05 AM (kcfmt) Did you ever see Miller's show "Worst Week of My Life". That was funny as hell.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:11 PM (BXLPR)

626 Things that suck:  disk 3 of season 3 of Babylon Five--won't play the first episode.

The one where everything happens.

Fine.  Buy a SkipDr to repair.

It doesn't.  It makes things WORSE

Read a review on Amazon which says, ignore the instructions, do it ten times more.

Um...don't do that yet.  Think about doing that, plan to do that.  But complain about everything on an internet forum first.

Hey...wait a minute.  Oh my god, am I entirely online now?  Am I the catalyst for "Serial Experiments Lain"?

And if I am, what do I do?

...well, yeah, more beer, that's a given...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:12 PM (xjpRj)

627 Whey they demanded to know my prayers to God, I told them: "I prayed to God that all IRS people burn in Hell. And God said, 'They don't let you use the 1040-EZ either, huh?"

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:13 PM (FMrA0)

628 Just ask your employer for an I-9 and write EXEMPT

You go first.  Let us know how it works out for you.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 09:13 PM (PqMHM)

629 in the halls of justice, the only justice is in the balls

Posted by: CockHolder, the Bruce at May 18, 2013 09:15 PM (I88Jc)

630 626 IRS code is not The Law, you guys. You've been lied to. The IRS can never win in court cuz it's totally illegitimate. Just ask your employer for an I-9 and write EXEMPT where any and every American can and should write EXEMPT, and take all the money you earned. When the IRS asks for their money, just laugh at them. Just because they put you in jail doesn't mean you did anything wrong. I think there's a precedent for deliberately withholding taxes and winning in the supreme court. I don't know. Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 19, 2013 01:09 AM (0KHWp) They may not put you in jail, but they sure as hell can garnish your bank accounts and seize your property. Democrat sheriffs may not enforce eviction notices from banks, but they sure as hell will do it for the Tax Man.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:16 PM (BXLPR)

631 Things that suck: disk 3 of season 3 of Babylon Five--won't play the first episode. BUt we don't watch Babylon 5 ...

Posted by: DOCTOR Sheldon Cooper at May 18, 2013 09:16 PM (TvO05)

632 Farscape was so utterly brilliant.  Every character, and I mean every character was just wonderful.  Was explaining to a friend tonight that Rigel was a terrible special effect but such a brilliantly written character that no one ever thought he was anything less than a living breathing being. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:17 PM (xjpRj)

633 632 Things that suck: disk 3 of season 3 of Babylon Five--won't play the first episode.

The one where everything happens.

Fine. Buy a SkipDr to repair.

It doesn't. It makes things WORSE

Read a review on Amazon which says, ignore the instructions, do it ten times more.

Um...don't do that yet. Think about doing that, plan to do that. But complain about everything on an internet forum first.

Hey...wait a minute. Oh my god, am I entirely online now? Am I the catalyst for "Serial Experiments Lain"?

And if I am, what do I do?

...well, yeah, more beer, that's a given...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 19, 2013 01:12 AM (xjpRj)



The BH is currently doing B5. She did 3/8 "Messages from Earth" tonight.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 09:17 PM (tyF2+)

634 Like anyone makes it past your killer cactus guard. You can't be too careful ... or have too much chocolate ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at May 18, 2013 09:17 PM (TvO05)

635 Things that suck: disk 3 of season 3 of Babylon Five--won't play the first episode.

I got all ten SG-1 seasons legit at brick/mortar stores.  At least 10 or 20 of the episodes are fucked in spots on playback, and the disks are pristine.

Jacking TV rips off TPB and burning my own?  Zero problems.  ZERO.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 09:18 PM (PqMHM)

636 I'll do it Monday, and then I'll launch my Facebooks and Twitters.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 18, 2013 09:19 PM (0KHWp)

637 Alright, I'm supposed to be up at 645 in the morning, so I'm out. See you degenerates tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 18, 2013 09:20 PM (GEICT)

638 G'night BCochran

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 09:20 PM (5H6zj)

639 Rigel was a terrible special effect but such a brilliantly written character that no one ever thought he was anything less than a living breathing being. The episode where Chiana grabs Rigel by the ear gave the puppeteers fits, according to the disc commentaries ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at May 18, 2013 09:20 PM (TvO05)

640 Powerball win in FL. Morons elsewhere can go to bed.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 09:21 PM (tyF2+)

641 Anyone who doesn't watch Babylon 5 should be shunned.

Man, I am so drunk and I can still not end up in the barrel!   Ha ha ha, I am Rigel the 18th, dominare of the entire Ace of Spaces System!  Ha ha ha!  Yet I am not a coblogger.  Wow am I worthless.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:21 PM (xjpRj)

642 #619

Remember Mia Sara, Ferris Bueller's girlfriend? Not porn but a good example. She had what is kindly called a willowy figure. After good roles started to dry up for her, she gave into temptation and had some implants installed. I can only imagine the procedure was a lot like that done to Wendy in the 'Bebe's Boob Destroy Society' episode of South Park. She didn't go huge but there was so little space to work with that it appears she had baseballs placed behind her nipples.

IMDB says she has been working in various stuff but the last thing I saw her in was the shortlived 'Birds of Prey' TV series. She looked rode hard and put away wet. She's older than I expected. Only three years behind me. OTOH, a quick dye job and I bet I could pass for younger than her.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:22 PM (kcfmt)

643 Yahoo! Just chased the last guest out. Got # 2 graduated with honors and I would love to say I'm an empty nester but  we will see(University just so happens to be in our town and she thinks she may want to hang out with us for 4 more) . None the less I am officially done with the raising them right part of my job, now I'm just a branch of the bank of mom. Proud.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 18, 2013 09:23 PM (WgeYS)

644 They may not put you in jail, but they sure as hell can garnish your bank accounts and seize your property.

They already did that pre-emptively. They can still collect my cigarette taxes, until I can find a better supplier/law enforcer.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 18, 2013 09:23 PM (0KHWp)

645 Congrats, Molly.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 09:23 PM (5H6zj)

646 Congrats, Molly!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2013 09:24 PM (jGsIV)

647 632 Things that suck: disk 3 of season 3 of Babylon Five--won't play the first episode.

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Bought a boxed set of every Columbo. The very last disc in the set can't be read. Every other disc worked great. And, of course, that's the *one* disc that NetFlix doesn't have.

Oddly enough, there was an episode I hadn't seen. In season 3, there's one featuring Jose Ferrer and Robbie the Robot. Hadn't ever seen it.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 09:24 PM (U82Km)

648 Has the shooting started yet?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 18, 2013 09:25 PM (NcPjb)

649 The future's a little brighter without the feds. Think about it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 18, 2013 09:25 PM (0KHWp)

650 >>654 Has the shooting started yet? The Boob Wars were on the other thread. No fatalities, but a few injuries.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 09:26 PM (5H6zj)

651 Molly k. at May 19, 2013 01:23 AM (WgeYS) Congratulations. May she do you proud at Whatsamatter U ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 09:26 PM (TvO05)

652 why does Asus have to make resetting your router so damn hard

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 09:27 PM (vJdyz)

653 Congradulations!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 09:27 PM (QTHTd)

654 The Boob Wars were on the other thread. No fatalities, but a few injuries.

Motorboating accidents?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 09:27 PM (QTHTd)

655 why does Asus have to make resetting your router so damn hard Otherwise everyone would want to do it?

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 09:28 PM (TvO05)

656 or something like that ....

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 09:28 PM (TvO05)

657 Welp, I should hit the hay as well. Hope you all have a good one.

Posted by: Y-not at May 18, 2013 09:29 PM (5H6zj)

658 Thank You! She did me very proud.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 18, 2013 09:29 PM (WgeYS)

659 658 why does Asus have to make resetting your router so damn hard

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Need to get one of them there clappers. Clap off, clap on, and the router's reset.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 09:29 PM (U82Km)

660 so, then

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 09:29 PM (QTHTd)

661 why does Asus have to make resetting your router so damn hard Posted by: The Dude at May 19, 2013 01:27 AM (vJdyz) They hope you give up and just buy a new router from them?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2013 09:30 PM (Vk2pI)

662 yes, I *did* have to sign a contract with a red pen to get that post in... why do you ask?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 18, 2013 09:30 PM (QTHTd)

663 so then I sewed ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 09:30 PM (TvO05)

664 I had a rather interesting conversation with an LIV coworker last night. He was bemoaning the size of the Powerball jackpot, it was too much for one person.He said that the federal government should seize the money (since it doesn't really "belong" to anyone), and simply redestribute it equally among all American citizens. By his reckoning, $600 million would equal $2 million per person (based on a 300 million population) . He had several co-workers agreeing until I had to be the wet blanket and point out the obvious horrific math error. I left to some resentful stares. Just another day in Obama's America.

Posted by: Arboc Rednammoc at May 18, 2013 09:31 PM (51moJ)

665 Good work, my son!

Posted by: Wot's all this then? at May 18, 2013 09:31 PM (I88Jc)

666 You can't hit a reset button, or unplug it?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:31 PM (FMrA0)

667 #631

I've got the whole lot. Worst Xmas, all of it. Have to be in the right mood though. Otherwise you can either get mad at the character for not defusing the situation or feel too horrified at his travails.

Miller was a Physics student before he ran off to join the circus. His PhD thesis at Cambridge was on "novel quantum effects in quasi-zero dimensional mesoscopic electrical systems." He has a book out called 'It's Not Rocket Science." I've got the Kindle version but haven't read it yet.

Reminds me of Brian May, who left his astrophysics doctorate incomplete for a couple decades because he was busy being a guitar player in an obscure glam band. Or Graham Chapman, who was in medical school when the Queen came by the university. Chapman was giving a presentation and Liz asked him what his plans were. He mentioned that he had a specialty picked out but was also tempted to leave school to tour with his friends doing comedy. The Queen told him to follow his muse, whichever way it happened to go.

So, when he told his parents he was leaving school to pursue show business, he was able to answer their objections with, "But Mum, the Queen told me..."

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:32 PM (kcfmt)

668 http://thepiratebay.sx/search/Columbo%20season/0/99/0

Lots of Columbo seasons on TPB.  You can fill the shit on the bad disk from there.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 09:32 PM (PqMHM)

669 "The Boob Wars"?  Damn it, I thought I had all the Farscape stuff!  Argh, it's a blu-ray exclusive, right?  I am not made of money, Farscape producers!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:33 PM (xjpRj)

670 Arboc, why you stop me from my 2 mil? You cold!

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:33 PM (FMrA0)

671 Anyone on here playing Neverwinter right now?  I started playing it today, I'm at level 5 now, nothing has really 'grabbed' me so far.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 18, 2013 09:33 PM (oJkTX)

672 #653

Heh. I know that one. It was one of the few I ever watched in its original run. The appeal of Columbo was really missing for me at that age.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:34 PM (kcfmt)

673 674 Lots of Columbo seasons on TPB. You can fill the shit on the bad disk from there.

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I don't like violating copyrights vicariously. I'd rather do it myself fair and square.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 09:34 PM (U82Km)

674 congratulations Molly!
enjoy a kitteh

http://tinyurl.com/9ws29fx

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 09:36 PM (BBWjt)

675 648 #619 Remember Mia Sara, Ferris Bueller's girlfriend? Not porn but a good example. She had what is kindly called a willowy figure. After good roles started to dry up for her, she gave into temptation and had some implants installed. I can only imagine the procedure was a lot like that done to Wendy in the 'Bebe's Boob Destroy Society' episode of South Park. She didn't go huge but there was so little space to work with that it appears she had baseballs placed behind her nipples. IMDB says she has been working in various stuff but the last thing I saw her in was the shortlived 'Birds of Prey' TV series. She looked rode hard and put away wet. She's older than I expected. Only three years behind me. OTOH, a quick dye job and I bet I could pass for younger than her. Posted by: epobirs at May 19, 2013 01:22 AM (kcfmt) I was always surprised Diane Franklin who played "Monique" in "Better Off Dead" didn't do much after that. I know that "Ricky" became one of Hollywood's biggest pedo's, but she didn't do much after that movie, and she still looks like she did almost 30 years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:36 PM (BXLPR)

676 I don't like violating copyrights vicariously

If you own the legit set, replacing defective product isn't a copyright violation.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 09:36 PM (PqMHM)

677 678 Heh. I know that one. It was one of the few I ever watched in its original run. The appeal of Columbo was really missing for me at that age.

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Dad was a cop and loved him some Columbo and McCloud; called them "training films". I never caught onto McCloud, but always loved Columbo.

I think the appeal of McCloud for dad was that it kind of matched his situation; he was a rural farmboy being a cop for the Army in big cities like Stuttgart. I never had the rural farmboy experience.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 09:37 PM (U82Km)

678 ...maybe tuesday or wednesday...

Should be a pretty busy week cuz o' Memorial Day.

Posted by: Ray Sist, Bum at May 18, 2013 09:37 PM (0KHWp)

679 #679

If you bought the DVDs you're reasonably entitled to obtain working copies of the material. Though it would be great if they tried to prosecute and let it become a vehicle for great public embarrassment of the company.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:37 PM (kcfmt)

680 They hope you give up and just buy a new router from them?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 19, 2013 01:30 AM (Vk2pI)


Not looking to drop another couple hundred bucks on a router till at least another two new network standards




You can't hit a reset button, or unplug it?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 19, 2013 01:31 AM (FMrA0)


yeah but it took me five tries to get it to actually work

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 09:37 PM (vJdyz)

681 "Birds of Prey" could have been better than it was. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:38 PM (xjpRj)

682 By his reckoning, $600 million would equal $2 million per person (based on a 300 million population) .

let me guess, your coworker has no idea how much he pays in taxes either, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 09:38 PM (BBWjt)

683 682 If you own the legit set, replacing defective product isn't a copyright violation.

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Except that I format shift them to MP4 and stash them on a giant hard disk; the originals go into storage.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 18, 2013 09:39 PM (U82Km)

684 There are so many young actors and actresses looking to land something in Hollywood that the huge majority of them are completely disposable. If they don't click with audience, or perhaps don't click with the management (hello casting couch sometimes), then you'll never hear about them again.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:40 PM (FMrA0)

685 well I am going to bed too
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 18, 2013 09:41 PM (BBWjt)

686 B5 was the shit. I always thought it was probably theee most accurate version of what the future would really be like. I never bought into the start trek TNG version of things where everybody is just so happy under their communist like federation where there is no money and nobody anywhere seeks material gain. Of course thats assuming you work for the federation, because if not you ened up gasping for air on some fucking mining planet.

B5 was where its at, you can give us technology but humanity will still spawn the dirtbags of brown sector.

Posted by: Berserker at May 18, 2013 09:43 PM (FMbng)

687 Took five tries unplugging it, even? You did the 12 second wait before plugging it back in, right? Allowing the capacitors to fully discharge?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:43 PM (FMrA0)

688 Anyone on here playing Neverwinter right now? I started playing it today, I'm at level 5 now, nothing has really 'grabbed' me so far.

Around level 8 you can start running skirmishes for astral diamonds and other coin. I'm getting a kick out of trading AD for Zen on the exchange, in addition to cashing out loot for AD on the auction house. YMMV as far as accumulating pretend wealth holds interest.

The exchange broke rather spectacularly during the event during the last hour, going bidless and popping up offers of 200 ad for a few seconds at a time, so it's just like playing on the stock market.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2013 09:43 PM (hO9ad)

689 #681

The other biggie for her is, of course, 'The Last American Virgin.' With generous servings of gratuitous nudity from the female cast.

I expect she cut back her work a great deal after she married into the De Laurentis family. If that photo on IMDB is recent she has aged very, very nicely.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 09:43 PM (kcfmt)

690 Yeah, I'm out too. Just downloaded some books to the Kindle, hopefully I didn't get any stinkers (I'm discovering new authors). Maybe I'll be up early to post some of them on the book thread.


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 18, 2013 09:44 PM (yh0zB)

691 I need to get some dues envelopes made up before class tomorrow ... so ... a needle pulling thread ... need to hit the minimize button. Good Night everyone, happy-ish Saturday Evening...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 09:46 PM (TvO05)

692 B5 was where its at, you can give us technology but humanity will still spawn the dirtbags of brown sector.

You should see what comes crawling out of our slums when they run out of Narn to abuse.

Posted by: Londo Mollari at May 18, 2013 09:47 PM (hO9ad)

693 695 #681 The other biggie for her is, of course, 'The Last American Virgin.' With generous servings of gratuitous nudity from the female cast. I expect she cut back her work a great deal after she married into the De Laurentis family. If that photo on IMDB is recent she has aged very, very nicely. Posted by: epobirs at May 19, 2013 01:43 AM (kcfmt) And like little Ricky, I wouldn't mind putting my testicles, I mean tentacles, on her.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:47 PM (BXLPR)

694 And I, dominarre of the entire AoSHQ system, including all colonies, must admit that I am far too inebriated to comment intelligently on this ONT.  Though, that has never stopped me before!  Or after. 

Everyone have a lovely weekend wrap-up, and be sure to worship me properly when your 'Monday' rolls around!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2013 09:48 PM (xjpRj)

695 Does this mean that "The Iron Fist Rule" does not apply to AoSHQ? I suppose someone should ask.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2013 09:50 PM (o9Svf)

696 Diane Franklin, a short video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni3UJNwHwz4

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:50 PM (BXLPR)

697 In Diane Franklin's case, it looks like she quit acting several times, including a 9 year hiatus after filming _Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure_, an insanely huge blockbuster. So she's chosen that path she's on. She's one of the lucky ones, then.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:52 PM (FMrA0)

698 Took five tries unplugging it, even? You did the 12 second wait before plugging it back in, right? Allowing the capacitors to fully discharge?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 19, 2013 01:43 AM (FMrA0)


oh no, I wasn't trying to reboot the router, I was trying to reset it. Now the mad dash of reconnecting 50 or so items

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 09:54 PM (vJdyz)

699 Except that I format shift them to MP4

They're licensing content, and selling media.  Existing case law on this allows for backup and archival copies.


Posted by: @PurpAv at May 18, 2013 09:54 PM (PqMHM)

700 Chemjeff, he probably doesn't, but then again he is a public school employee (not a teacher, thank God for small favors) working a second job to make ends meet. I don't want to push his limits. I hardly consider myself a math or economic expert, but I look like a friggin genius compared to many of my peers. It's both amusing and sad.

Posted by: Arboc Rednammoc at May 18, 2013 09:56 PM (ic+2p)

701 You were doing a factory reset? Sticking the little pin in the hole? I've had rounds with some switches and routers on this point, trying to make sure I actually hit the little hidden button with my pin. Can be frustrating with any make.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 09:57 PM (FMrA0)

702 618

I tell you, as much as she depreciated every season on Coupling (1st season, 2nd episode was her peak), Sarah Alexander will always do it for me. Blonde, personality, booty, accent . . . I'm good.

Ironically, the chick who played Sally was hottest in either the 3rd or 4th season of Coupling, while the chick who played Jane was hottest either in the 4th season of Coupling or the 1st season of Leverage.

Speaking of naked chicks and ravages of time - Lucy Lawless clearly made a deal with the devil. Do I want the ultra perky tits and the raven hair of the Warrior Princess? Sure, but will I accept the awesome tits of a lighter Lawless on that Roman show?

Do you need to say a name to see those titties? Then I'm Spartacus!

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 09:57 PM (XQzGn)

703 703 In Diane Franklin's case, it looks like she quit acting several times, including a 9 year hiatus after filming _Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure_, an insanely huge blockbuster. So she's chosen that path she's on. She's one of the lucky ones, then. Posted by: Cowboy at May 19, 2013 01:52 AM (FMrA0) Kind of happy that she didn't end up on Dan Schneider's (little Ricky) casting couch, but she is about 40 years too old for that to happen.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 09:58 PM (BXLPR)

704 I'd remember "The Gonk" from Dawn of the Dead were it not for this fucking early onset AlzheimerÂ’s.

http://youtu.be/VcWR-N59unk

Posted by: Claudia Black's boob-pinching bodice at May 18, 2013 10:00 PM (I88Jc)

705 #687

Mia Sara wasn't the first actress cast in the Harley Quinn role. I forget who it was but a friend who worked at Warner gave me a tape with the original pilots for both Birds and Smallville. The latter had a different Martha Kent and they later reshot all of the scenes where Annette O'Toole.

Added oddness: When Smallville was doing PR in preparation for the first season launching, Kristen Kreuk gave an interview where she stated that one of the interesting things about her character was that she'd had a lot of appearances in the comics but never in TV or the movies. This was actually wrong. A producer had lied to her to help entice her into committing to the part. Not only had Lana Lang been played by Stacey Haiduk in a late 80s Superboy TV series but she had appeared briefly in the first Christopher Reeve movie and was a prominent character in the third movie, played by...

Annette O'Toole

(Both Haiduk and O'Toole were far closer in appearance to the redhead in the comics.)

The thing is, at the time she did the interview, Kristin Kreuk had never met Annete O'Toole. It was done months in advance of the show's first airing and the Martha Kent role hadn't been recast yet.

I thought I was the only one who'd picked up on this stuff until this person I'd become friendly with through LASFS showed me those original pilots and some additional details I hadn't known, like the producer lying to the actress about her character.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 10:01 PM (kcfmt)

706

Posted by: Cowboy at May 19, 2013 01:57 AM (FMrA0)


yep though the RT-AC66U has an actual button

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 10:01 PM (vJdyz)

707 oh yeah, add one thing to my reckless asshole powerball winner list.

Put harry belafonte into a fucking torpedo casing and fire his silly ass into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker at May 18, 2013 10:02 PM (FMbng)

708 best Mia Sara role was in Legend.

though it reminds me, what ever happened to Joanne Whalley? She was hot as hell in Willow

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 10:03 PM (vJdyz)

709 708 618 I tell you, as much as she depreciated every season on Coupling (1st season, 2nd episode was her peak), Sarah Alexander will always do it for me. Blonde, personality, booty, accent . . . I'm good. Ironically, the chick who played Sally was hottest in either the 3rd or 4th season of Coupling, while the chick who played Jane was hottest either in the 4th season of Coupling or the 1st season of Leverage. Speaking of naked chicks and ravages of time - Lucy Lawless clearly made a deal with the devil. Do I want the ultra perky tits and the raven hair of the Warrior Princess? Sure, but will I accept the awesome tits of a lighter Lawless on that Roman show? Do you need to say a name to see those titties? Then I'm Spartacus! Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 01:57 AM (XQzGn) Alexander was awesome in "Worst Week of My Life" with Miller. Didn't hurt that Worst also had Emma Pierson in it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 10:05 PM (BXLPR)

710 709 "Kind of happy that she didn't end up on Dan Schneider's (little Ricky) casting couch"

You've been reading the same sites as me, which explain Amanda Bynes and a bunch of other girls, unfortunately.

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:06 PM (XQzGn)

711 B5 was the shit. I always thought it was probably theee most accurate version of what the future would really be like. I never bought into the start trek TNG version of things where everybody is just so happy under their communist like federation where there is no money and nobody anywhere seeks material gain. Of course thats assuming you work for the federation, because if not you ened up gasping for air on some fucking mining planet. Posted by: Berserker at May 19, 2013 01:43 AM (FMbng) That's one of the reasons that I liked DS9. You got to see how non-Federation characters saw the Federation as insidious. Heck, you even had the Marquis who were hunted down because they refused to accept the utopia of the Federation. And of course, there was the revelation that the utopia was only superfiscial, and could only survive by the shadowy deeds of Section 31, which included attempted genocide. Also, if you want an evil Federation, just check out Blakes 7. It has the old BBC wobbly set syndrome, but it was do wonderfully dark (it wasn't afraid to randomly kill of major characters)...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2013 10:06 PM (Vk2pI)

712 711 "Kristen Kreuk gave an interview where she stated that one of the interesting things about her character was that she'd had a lot of appearances in the comics but never in TV or the movies. This was actually wrong. A producer had lied to her to help entice her into committing to the part."

The important thing wasn't that Kristen Kreuk didn't know. The important thing was . . .

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:08 PM (XQzGn)

713 If it has an actual factory reset button on the outside of the box, I'd be amazed if there wasn't a little dance, like time of depression or coordination with other button presses. Otherwise customers would be very pissed of by accidentally sending the thing back to factory reset. That's a move you really don't want to make too easy.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 18, 2013 10:08 PM (FMrA0)

714 715 "Emma Pierson"

Coupling season 3, episode 6.

You never forget where you first see a combination of a face and titties quite like that

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:10 PM (XQzGn)

715 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!

Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 02:08 AM (XQzGn)


she looked gud in that outfit though

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 10:11 PM (vJdyz)

716 There are plenty of small titted pornstars.

***

We puffy labia majora men never notice.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at May 18, 2013 10:12 PM (73IHh)

717 I thought I was the only one who'd picked up on this stuff until this person I'd become friendly with through LASFS showed me those original pilots and some additional details I hadn't known, like the producer lying to the actress about her character.

Posted by: epobirs at May 19, 2013 02:01 AM (kcfmt)

 

That's on her too.  If you're going to be doing a character that has a backstory such as that you should do your own research.  And it does seem like most actors do actually do that.  I mean you don't want to just be a carbon copy of the comic character or the previous actresses that played them,  but even for the sake of ego and knowing who you'll potentially be compared to.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2013 10:14 PM (LI48c)

718 #708

Oddly, they cast a Brit to play the US version of Sally. She is better known to most people as Penny, Desmond's girlfriend on 'Lost.'

They made some odd changes, though some of them were due to the US show getting underway while the characters were still developing in the UK show. For instance, in the UK show, Jane likes to boast about how wild and adventurous she is but is revealed to have been lying about much of it. Not so for Jane Honda in the US. She is at least as wild as she claims. In one episode, she's doing her helicopter traffic reporter job and interacting with the anchors back at the studio. In the course of the scene it becomes clear that she has slept with both the male and the female halves of the anchor team.

One big problem they faced was that they couldn't just redo the existing episode from the UK because that would only get them halfway through the season and progress too fast for a show hoped to last long enough for a syndication package, where the really crazy money kicks in for the five year commitment. From what I've heard, the 'original' US episodes were often material that had been halfway developed for the UK show and dropped in favor of stronger ideas. NBC wasn't willing to make a big enough commitment to give the writers time to get their bearings on stretching out the arc of the series. IIRC, they pulled the plug after only three episodes aired, although ten were completed.

Apparently those episodes were sold to some foreign markets, because the copies I have include Norwegian hardsubs and there is no credit given to a fansub group.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 10:14 PM (kcfmt)

719 721 "she looked gud in that outfit though"

If we're not counting previously written songs (that Sam Cooke song and "Shout"), that's the best song in the history of movie comedy, ever.

Fiona says she's out shopping,  but she's under me and I'm not stopping.

AND SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:17 PM (XQzGn)

720 BTW, thebox.bz is the supreme site for UK TV torrents.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 10:20 PM (kcfmt)

721 for the curious, Scotty Doesn't Know

http://youtu.be/0Vyj1C8ogtE

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 10:21 PM (vJdyz)

722 Maker Faire tomorrow, 10-6, with the BH, a full complement of godkids, their parents, and a couple of extras. Sleeping would be a fine idea -- some hours in the regeneration unit sounds even better.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 18, 2013 10:22 PM (tyF2+)

723 Sum 41's best song

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 10:22 PM (vJdyz)

724 727

THE ONE THING I DON'T SUCK AT!

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at May 18, 2013 10:24 PM (XQzGn)

725 716 709 "Kind of happy that she didn't end up on Dan Schneider's (little Ricky) casting couch" You've been reading the same sites as me, which explain Amanda Bynes and a bunch of other girls, unfortunately. Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 02:06 AM (XQzGn) crazydaysandnights? And in my dealings with some of the celebs he blogs about, I think he is pretty accurate.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 10:30 PM (BXLPR)

726 716 "re: Amanda Bynes - crazydaysandnights?"

Funny thing is, I'm gonna be in NYC late this summer.

In 21st century America, Shakespeare would revise his question: "Should I or shouldn't I?"

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at May 18, 2013 10:32 PM (XQzGn)

727 #723

Just as well. The character was Lana Lang in name only. I've always wondered if there were some intended plots they never developed, considering they cast an actress who was plainly very, um, diverse. Kind of stood out like a sore thumb in a place like Smallville.

I don't know if they ever got around to filling in her history, because she became so annoying I started avoiding episodes where she figured heavily. The season where the opening credit sequence featured both Erica Durance and New and Improved Chloe (now with cleavage!) immediately raised my spirits because it was clear they intended to be rid of her. Whether she was pushed or jumped I've never heard.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 10:33 PM (kcfmt)

728 720 715 "Emma Pierson" Coupling season 3, episode 6. You never forget where you first see a combination of a face and titties quite like that Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 02:10 AM (XQzGn) Just added to Netflix que.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 10:34 PM (BXLPR)

729 Speaking of EuroTrip, I've gone Obama crazy if you wish to follow me on Twitter.

Sample Tweet: I told her, "You should stop hating" But the IRS kept investigating and

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:38 PM (XQzGn)

730 733 "I've always wondered if there were some intended plots they never developed, considering they cast an actress who was plainly very, um, diverse. Kind of stood out like a sore thumb in a place like Smallville."

Speaking clearly in Barack Obama's America, let me augment the message coming from MSNBC:

"Superman is racist!"

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:40 PM (XQzGn)

731 Speaking of EuroTrip, I've gone Obama crazy if you wish to follow me on Twitter. Sample Tweet: I told her, "You should stop hating" But the IRS kept investigating and #BarryDoesntKnow Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 02:38 AM (XQzGn) What's your nick?

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at May 18, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

732 @quarreyman

Struggling mightily with some of the hashtags and creating my own. Here's my awful latest:

A middle class secret I had to tell, so I went to Cannes to tell Michelle

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2013 10:44 PM (XQzGn)

733 732 716 "re: Amanda Bynes - crazydaysandnights?" Funny thing is, Im gonna be in NYC late this summer. In 21st century America, Shakespeare would revise his question: "Should I or shouldn't I?" Posted by: MATT DAMON! at May 19, 2013 02:32 AM (XQzGn) Do it. Crazy isn't contagious.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 18, 2013 10:47 PM (BXLPR)

734 Do it. Crazy isn't contagious. Bull Shrek! You can get it from your kids ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 10:57 PM (TvO05)

735 Roses are red, Violets are blue, The ONT is sleeping, And I need to do that as well ... : -)

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 18, 2013 11:03 PM (TvO05)

736 @quarreyman Struggling mightily with some of the hashtags and creating my own. Here's my awful latest: A middle class secret I had to tell, so I went to Cannes to tell Michelle #BarackDoesntKnow Posted by: The Q at May 19, 2013 02:44 AM (XQzGn) Followed.

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at May 18, 2013 11:06 PM (Vk2pI)

737 Crazy may not be contagious but it can follow you around for the rest of your life.

Posted by: epobirs at May 18, 2013 11:08 PM (kcfmt)

738 just find this chick to be really fucking hot (hence the weekly cosplay photo)

http://tinyurl.com/atm3kml

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 11:28 PM (vJdyz)

739 http://preview.tinyurl.com/cctb2aj If I see one more article about some huge medical breakthrough that could save my life but will begin trials five years from now, I think I'm going to have a stroke and settle the issue. WHY COULDN'T YOU PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT FIVE YEARS AGO? Five years ago, nothing, now I have to wait *at least* five years? *stab* *stabstab*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 18, 2013 11:42 PM (qyfb5)

740 tempted to buy the Gettysburg and Gods and Generals boxset even though I'll just fall asleep when ever I try watching them

http://tinyurl.com/avqlotz

Posted by: The Dude at May 18, 2013 11:44 PM (vJdyz)

741 Night all. Here is "Hot As A Docker's Armpit" by Budgie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7J56Ew6yaU

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2013 11:46 PM (Vk2pI)

742 The Midas Touch continues- Philadelphia cop honored by President Obama faces rape charges Richard DeCoatsworth, 27, is accused of forcing two women to perform sex acts at gun point and making them to consume drugs. The officer had been recognized for his heroism after being shot in the face and continuing the pursuit of the suspect. That earning him a seat at the president's first congressional address, next to Michelle Obama and Jill Biden.

Posted by: RWC at May 18, 2013 11:50 PM (Wl/Ht)

743 If I won the lotto I'd hire people to follow Obama everywhere he went, mocking him mercilessly. For the rest of his life.

Posted by: Model-1066 at May 19, 2013 12:25 AM (Rod9C)

744 Buon Giorno! Trying to sleep in on this fine sunday in Italy but the church bells down the road are so durned loud. And this bed is so durned hard, I damn near chipped a tooth first time I took a flying leap onto it like I do at every hotel I stay at.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 19, 2013 12:36 AM (S/Joz)

745 I got a new phone to kick off my campaign. It's a .dic-taphone! Don't call me, I'll call you. no really.

Posted by: Anthony Weener at May 19, 2013 01:54 AM (SSWdi)

746 Where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at May 19, 2013 03:28 AM (md9OS)

747 Another part of Obama's plan for the ME becomes clear as he arms Al Q buddies in Syria to ensure oil profits for the "right" people.

Telegraph naturally

http://tinyurl.com/b4k5hmg

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2013 03:31 AM (Cnqmv)

748 Waiting for the Archduke Ferdinand moment to start the world cleanse.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2013 03:40 AM (jucos)

749 Lovely. I'd like these "interesting times" we're living in to be less interesting.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at May 19, 2013 03:40 AM (md9OS)

750 'Morning folks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:41 AM (4Mv1T)

751 Who knew that Mad Max would turn out to be a documentary.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at May 19, 2013 03:42 AM (md9OS)

752 So some soul in FL now has to figure out where he can move to keep all his new found dough secret.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:43 AM (4Mv1T)

753 Hey TR.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2013 03:43 AM (jucos)

754 TM- I think that there will indeed be a point where critical mass is reached, but I fear it will be a slow burn. Maybe some pockets of outrage so intense that it comes to blows. But the sheeple of the US on the whole will probably lie back and take it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:45 AM (4Mv1T)

755 Mornin' TR. Mornin' TM.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at May 19, 2013 03:50 AM (md9OS)

756 You know all that stuff you thought about when people asked yesterday, "So what will you buy with all those lottery winnings"? Now you get to spend today forgetting about it. That 1964 Shelby Cobra 289 was looking good in my garage, too.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:52 AM (4Mv1T)

757 I am looking at two fronts. The LIV's in 'Merca are too stupid to truly follow what is actually going on internationally. There will be a spark that starts a major worldwide conflagration. The Syria thing is looking interesting (not in a good way) in that the world is choosing sides. Syria has also targeted their missles at Tel Aviv. Not good. Russia has sent 12 war ship to Syria. Not good. Good place and good time to set that spark up. I don't know where the US figures in all of this. We have troubles right here at home. Biggest concern, for me, is the lefts taking and using institutions of government and using them as a hammer to punish 'the other'. Now we have a situation where close to 1/2 of the country doesn't trust the institutions of the government. Not a recipe for any long term viability. This truly is the death of the republic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2013 03:52 AM (jucos)

758 I think the sheeple will lie back and take it right up until the free shit stops and then the shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at May 19, 2013 03:52 AM (md9OS)

759 Morning Mr. Fods.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:52 AM (4Mv1T)

760 >>>Not a recipe for any long term viability. This truly is the death of the republic. I think THIS is the known value in your equation. Sadly. Now just a question of how we solve for "x".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:54 AM (4Mv1T)

761 The coffee is made. And so is the bed. I nearby summon a new morning thread!

Posted by: mindful webworker and the magical coffee beans at May 19, 2013 03:54 AM (kUq7A)

762 I think the sheeple will lie back and take it right up until the free shit stops and then the shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at May 19, 2013 07:52 AM (md9OS)



When the EBT cards stop being refilled, that's when the burning times will begin!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2013 03:55 AM (Cnqmv)

763 >>>When the EBT cards stop being refilled, that's when the burning times will begin! And the awful thing to my mind, is that there will be no rebellion for liberty, just burning tires in the street and smashed storefronts because "no more free shit." Greece.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 03:57 AM (4Mv1T)

764 Every James Horner soundtrack has a derivative of Wrath of Khan in it He did Battle Beyond the Stars first. And it's what he's copied from.

Posted by: Haji at May 19, 2013 03:59 AM (MMC8r)

765 I am not an American .... just a Russian national who is now a Canadian citizen looking from the outside in .... and I am just shaking my head. There is something terribly wrong in the U.S. right now .... when the IRS has been politicized to go after a specific political group, it does not take a 'political scientist and historian' to know that you are entering a very dark place .... and being one who grew up in such a place (the former Soviet Union) .... trust me on this one .... it is a place that you do not want to find yourself living in. Well, that's all right jolly- but I started warning people about the CIC ( That is Creep in chief ) as far back as 2006. Seven damn years. So where did that get us? Fucking idiots....

Posted by: Hi! Speed! Rail! at May 19, 2013 04:03 AM (ULH4o)

766 The EBT thing is true. The thing is the destruction will be localized to the Free Shit Army's festering cesspools. I am gaming a situation where the whole thing just blows up and the mayhem is widespread. I think it will have to do with the supply chain. The food will run out in three days when the economy stops. People will do things they ordinarily wouldn't do when they are desperately hungry.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 19, 2013 04:06 AM (jucos)

767

Gabby Giffords is the most special woman ever and immigration is just policy!

 

Posted by: njinfl at May 19, 2013 04:10 AM (Iis02)

768 Looked everywhere locally and nothing yet.  In a contest that started at 1 p.m. yesterday and went for 10 hours, those wackjob TEA Party types in Virginia dominated the Repub state nominating convention.  While Ken Cucinnelli (next gov) had no competition, Mark Obenshain, a state senator who was okay for the establishment types, got the nod for AG.  The Lt. Gov. contest went till 10 p.m., and Bishop E.W. Jackson, a fiery black preacher, will be on the ballot as LG.  There were seven candidates for LG.  Those Repubs sure are the party of old, white men, eh?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 19, 2013 04:12 AM (qkZxk)

769 The sun has risen The pets are fed It's Sunday Morn on an old, stale, leftover Saturday overnight thread. Waxing poetical this time of day takes special wax!

Posted by: mindful webworker and the morphing metre at May 19, 2013 04:20 AM (6B4ha)

770 >>>The food will run out in three days when the economy stops. People will do things they ordinarily wouldn't do when they are desperately hungry. Freeze dried food, water, toilet paper, firearms. The Road household might not last long, but we'll last longer than them.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 04:24 AM (4Mv1T)

771 >>>Waxing poetical this time of day takes special wax! Please, continue. It's much more pleasant than our current DOOM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 04:25 AM (4Mv1T)

772 Posted by: RushBabe at May 19, 2013 08:12 AM (qkZxk)

Thanks for the update--I need to look up info on Bishop Jackson (no relation to JJ I am sure)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2013 04:26 AM (Cnqmv)

773 Posted by: RushBabe at May 19, 2013 08:12 AM (qkZxk)

I knew there had to be a disqualifier for Bishop Jackson.  If I can believe his bio page, he is a Harvard Law grad and practiced law in Boston.  Too bad.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 19, 2013 04:31 AM (Cnqmv)

774 New thread up. I'm out to get ready for a little churchin'

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 19, 2013 04:32 AM (4Mv1T)

775 I knew BHO was full of shit the first five minutes I saw him speak. What good did that do anyone?

Posted by: SurferDoc at May 19, 2013 04:52 AM (6H6FZ)

776 "when the IRS has been politicized to go after a specific political group, it does not take a 'political scientist and historian' to know that you are entering a very dark place ...." ---- What the people involved in this don't grok is that they think it's hunky dory to oppress their opponents and that they'll always be in charge. History shows that once the useful idiots aren't useful, people who are much more cutthroat will take those tactics and use them on them. And they just disappear if they complain about it. It's sort of like people who believe in reincarnation always think that they once used to be Cleopatra, when they probably were just Joe the Serf. You really aren't a special snowflake and you will get very bad ends from bad means.

Posted by: tired at May 19, 2013 08:07 AM (adOUE)

777 Thank you, Ace of Spades HQ, for your link to "The Looking Spoon".

It became an instant favorite!

Posted by: Franco at May 19, 2013 04:31 PM (D2pq8)

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