March 01, 2013
— CDR M
Question for conservatives: Why Are Your Children Still In Public School? I'm sure time and money are big reasons. Private schools aren't exactly cheap and home schooling requires time to do it. Work eats up most of my time and I haven't won the lottery yet so I picked a very good school district and monitor my kids education closely. Maybe when we set up AoS HQ compounds, we'll set up a proper education system but until then, one has to play the cards their dealt.
top photo courtesy of Ryan Maue. Bummer
It's a shame but hey, in this economy, it's not like the military needs to spend money on recruiting. Spending Cuts Due To Ground Navy's Blue Angels Team. Of note, cancelling the shows only saves about $28M which the government spent today in less than a minute.
Sad
I could understand why some poor citizen would fall for this but the idea that someone from Mitch McConnell's office would boggles the mind. OK, not really. We are talking about the GOP here. Guantanamo Joke Flies Over The Head Of Some Readers. I suppose we hand out so many benefits to non-Americans that it would be believable that we would do something like this. I do love this part though.
“By allowing the detainees to use the Department of Veterans Affairs, we hope to completely crush their souls with bureaucracy, which to be noted, is completely different than torture.”
Booty Drum Corps
I think I can say I've seen it all now.
Magical Stompy Boots
These can't be comfortable. Magical Unicorn Hoove Boots.
Drinking Game Study
The really, really do study everything. An Exploratory, Categorical Analysis Of Drinking Game Types.
Speaking of drinking, would you pay $12,916 For A Cocktail?
Winston (approximated)
2 ounces 1858 Croizet Cognac Cuvée Léonie ($156,760 per bottle, at least when last found at auction; Churchill and Eisenhower allegedly drank this Cognac while planning D-Day, hence the cocktail’s name)
2/3 ounce Grand Marnier Quintessence ($800 a bottle)
2/3 ounce Chartreuse V.E.P. Yellow ($150 or so)
1 dash Angostura bitters
Stir with ice, serve to billionaire.
Cost per cocktail: $12,916.
Doggeh Video
BTW, Fat Pets Are A Growing Problem. The White House issued a statement that they are down with chubby pets. More flavor.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by a doggeh's revenge:
h/t Pleated Jeans.
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Posted by: phoenixgirl member of WAVAWA at March 01, 2013 05:46 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 01, 2013 05:47 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 05:47 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 05:47 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl member of WAVAWA at March 01, 2013 05:48 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Morrissey's Asexual Crumpet at March 01, 2013 05:49 PM (XvrTA)
example
At Homeland Security, the Office of the Chief Information Officer has $16 million sequestered
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 05:50 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 05:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 05:51 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 05:51 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 05:51 PM (XvrTA)
Good Lord I despise the JEF and those who enable or adore him.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2013 05:52 PM (htu8n)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 05:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 05:52 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 05:53 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 05:53 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 09:50 PM (BekL6)
you betcha
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 05:53 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 05:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 05:55 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 05:55 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 05:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 05:56 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:52 PM (8sCoq)
But FEMA got 60 billion for storm relief so its all good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 01, 2013 05:56 PM (Zd/NW)
http://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/583564
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 05:57 PM (IjEoZ)
Right on the surface but WRONG underneath. The Air Force is drooling over my son who is an EE/CompSci grad looking to serve. Your comment applies to Army and Navy grunts. But not the high tech Air Force world. Absolutely no offense meant. My comment solely applies to the recruiting angle. Not dissing the incredibly awesome branches of the DOD or the patriots that serve. Just a recruiting view.
Posted by: pet at March 01, 2013 05:57 PM (r0DVT)
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Same here. My sophomore son has been coming home with stories for years, and he's able to recognize and laugh at the leftardishness. However, in our school district's defense, things are very mild with respect to other crazed lib hellholes in the country. One of the perks of living in a pretty solid red state (SC).
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2013 05:57 PM (ATdet)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)
Nice ONT M...my son is in public school because I am nervous as a military spouse of having command nuutriding us as "lunatic fringe cons" since uncle Jan says knowing the Constitution and understanding the Federalist and Anti-federalist cases makes you a likely domestic terrorist...
Robert Reich just said as a tea partier I'm a traitor....
how was your week bud?
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 05:58 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Voluntary Human Extinction Movement at March 01, 2013 05:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 05:58 PM (IjEoZ)
That said, if I had to send my children to public school, I would relocate to find an acceptable one.
Hence, the liberal hate for vouchers.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 01, 2013 05:58 PM (m2IdD)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 05:58 PM (dX0+7)
Posted by: Ass Drummer at March 01, 2013 05:59 PM (ntNJz)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 05:59 PM (t8yeq)
Yup it's true but in the end the libs don't care....
it is all about power, the coin, and laundering bark's donation scratch
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 05:59 PM (LRFds)
Stay tuned......
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 06:00 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 06:00 PM (pC72t)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJz1ZaOtbiI
Devalue the currency and what do you get? Music, apparently.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 06:01 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:01 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:01 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)
I puked twice, shot my eyes out, and shit myself.
I'm thinking about killing myself guys.
Posted by: Cheeky Ass Drummer at March 01, 2013 06:02 PM (ntNJz)
Except for the part where the POTUS is elsewhere at the time.
Bummer.
Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 01, 2013 06:03 PM (WGOcs)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 06:04 PM (9HhTH)
I blame Mommy for raising me right, who does that?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 06:04 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl member of WAVAWA at March 01, 2013 06:04 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 01, 2013 06:04 PM (9P+hO)
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet, always up for something new at March 01, 2013 06:04 PM (CypDC)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2013 06:05 PM (piMMO)
You mean the attack didn't start in Jan of '09 and has been ongoing?
Ever wonder if the reason the other guy got killed was a leadership dispute?
Radical Islam's airwing is led by CDR SCOAMF
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)
I puked twice, shot my eyes out, and shit myself.
I'm thinking about killing myself guys.
Hey, Cheeky Ass Drummer, I think I can get you a new gig! Dont pull the trigger just yet
Posted by: L. elle at March 01, 2013 06:06 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at March 01, 2013 06:06 PM (dX0+7)
She's got skinny legs. This intrigues me.
And she's obviously a she.
Posted by: filbert at March 01, 2013 06:07 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 06:07 PM (TQOZk)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:07 PM (dX0+7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 06:07 PM (BekL6)
*swoon* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 10:06 PM (GEICT)
Remember, my morality is still amorality.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (9P+hO)
Path 1. Explore the middle rgound between school and homeschool. Dunno 'bout your state, but nothing in Hawaii law requires that homeschooling parents provide instruction between 0800 and 1430. It's legal for parents to extend daycare to age 18 and provide instruction in the evening. Just get five families together and hire an unemployed neighborhood kid with a BS in Econ or some natural science (Chemistry majors can teach History but History majors can't teach Chemistry). Take the GED at 17 and attend a community college for the first two years. Then, if the status matters, transfer to a 4-year college. Nobody will care if you don't have a high school transcript or even look where you went to high school.
Path 2. Study Gandhi's principle of satyagraha (non-violent non-cooperation with evil), read Melville's story "Bartleby the Scrivener" ("I prefer not to") and O. Henry's story "The Ransom of Red Chief" and encourage your kid to drop out in school. They can compel your attendance but they cannot compel your attention. If Just two or three kids set this example they'll beg you to let your kid spend his days in the school library. Crack 1200 (old style) on the SAT and a community college will admit you regardless of the high school transcript.
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (dITBI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (Vjplh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl member of WAVAWA at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: LindaFell at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 01, 2013 06:08 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (dX0+7)
Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: L. elle at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: moki at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (SdetR)
Good news everyone!:
Pregnant former Playboy model Holly Madison is seeking tips from other mothers as she prepares to become a first-time parent. The “The Girls Next Door” star recently took to her blog to ask moms for some very specific advice.
She writes, “This might sound gross, but I’m totally planning on having my placenta turned into pills I can take after giving birth. I heard it helps women recover faster and I want to recover as quickly as I can! Have any other moms out there done this?”
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 01, 2013 06:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)
CCW Morons tell me this:
In the store today and an asshole walks in. Evidently in a rage, he pushes past me, I slow up to block him further because I hate people up in my mix. He goes to his car and throws something at his bitch. As he pulls out, somebody walks in front of him. he locks it up and jumps out and screams at the guy. Missed the rest.
I know I couldn't draw down on him for yelling, but when could I? Do I have to take an ass whooping before I pull it out?
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 06:10 PM (1NdPW)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:53 PM (8sCoq)
Take more from these 2 and put back the Blue Angels.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 01, 2013 06:10 PM (X6akg)
You know oddly....
http://tinyurl.com/4rquff
seems to me he's pretty at home....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:10 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jenny tries too hard and also hates her phone at March 01, 2013 06:10 PM (TmXyo)
Why would you say something mean like that? Why?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 06:11 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:11 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2013 06:11 PM (6Zg7K)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 01, 2013 10:08 PM (Vjplh)
See, now I'm hearing the "George Of The Jungle" theme in my head
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 06:12 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 06:12 PM (TQOZk)
Can I help you?
Posted by: Cheeky Ass Drummer at March 01, 2013 06:12 PM (ntNJz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:13 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2013 09:51 PM
Heavy on the bottom end, I would think.
Posted by: otho at March 01, 2013 06:13 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:13 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2013 06:13 PM (FcR7P)
All those asses sound the same. He needs asses of different sizes, like a huge ass that sounds like a bass drum.
Leave Michelle out of this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 01, 2013 06:13 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: teej at March 01, 2013 06:13 PM (3R0Zs)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 01, 2013 06:14 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:14 PM (dX0+7)
Posted by: CAC at March 01, 2013 06:14 PM (BekL6)
Obv laws vary by state, but I would think that "imminent threat of serious bodily harm" would be a good rule of thumb.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)
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I'd think in FL I'd be OK, until Trayvon's lawyers get done with it.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 06:15 PM (8/VmC)
A metaphor for what, DC? I have no idea what you're talking about. What's wrong with you guys?
Posted by: L. elle at March 01, 2013 06:15 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Lackard2 at March 01, 2013 06:15 PM (OWQ+e)
"Effective March 1, active-duty, Reserve and Guard units will cease all aviation support to the public. This includes the cancellation of support to all air shows, tradeshows, flyovers (including funerals and military graduations), orientation flights, heritage flights, F-22 Raptor demonstration flights and open houses, unless the event includes only local static assets.
Additionally, the Air Force will cancel the Thunderbirds' entire 2013 season beginning April 1. "
sad.
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 06:15 PM (Dmq63)
Ali Veshi
Cat Farts
Andy Borowitz
Sequestration
Sandra Fluke
Ass Drum Kit
Obama
What's the connection guys?
Posted by: Dr. Stink Dick at March 01, 2013 06:16 PM (ntNJz)
This is so stolen.
I think Mrs VIA may have already posted it on facebook.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2013 06:16 PM (S3fdp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:16 PM (GEICT)
Check you local laws but probably no....
in most states you have a duty to not initiate hostilities and to stop once a threat is neutralized the law gets more complex the further it goes.
It is *always* best to not pull...
I carried for ~3 years and only drew once and then was not lead and had weapon tempested and frankly felt like a dork for drawing......
I never cleared leather by which I mean drew and drew a bead once despite several physical confrontations....
Now if he was beating the guy and the guy looked to be in eminent danger of death or grievous bodily harm DEPENDING on your state law and local DA you MIGHT have the right to intercede....
Know it front to back and have a card prepared if you ever God forbid have to pull and squeeze have a card with the correct answer on it....
http://youtu.be/pCZXZMYyRl4
Ayoob on a Post CCW shoot
That weapon is a lifesaver literally and figuratively but if you ever have to pull it and squeeze it is the heaviest thing besides a kid you'll ever have in your hand....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 10:12 PM (pC72t)
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Yes, my sister married one.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 06:16 PM (8/VmC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl member of WAVAWA at March 01, 2013 06:17 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 01, 2013 06:17 PM (9P+hO)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 06:17 PM (TQOZk)
http://tinyurl.com/b26ayq3
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:15 PM (BBWjt)
Asshole
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 10:16 PM (GEICT)
oh c'mon, that was funny
and you've got to admit, there's a hint of truth to it
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:18 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 06:18 PM (XvrTA)
So the F-16s and F/A-18Cs will be ferried to AMARC or Test Pilot schools because it would cost too much to convert them back to full capabilities.
Way to go Gaylord Focker.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:18 PM (IjEoZ)
Robert Reich's shit is all fucked up, and he's a short little foul - smelling dope.
What he says and thinks is absurd and meaningless. His days as a political power are over, and is now just a little parrot in the Obama chorus of parrots.
Disregard what he says.
Posted by: Trunan Jackson Samuel Jones at March 01, 2013 06:18 PM (Md8Uo)
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National Endowment for the Arts has $7 million chopped, same for National Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 09:53 PM (8sCoq)
Take more from these 2 and put back the Blue Angels.
This.
Let that worthless communist cocksucker Soros fund the arts, as the Medici used to do. There is no reason on God's green earth for the government to do so, but if we must, all the art must be directed toward glorifying America, Americans, and American values.
Yeah, I know, that government involvement would produce shitty art, that's the point. That's exactly what it does now, except the "art" is anti-American. All the people supported by the NEA and NEH should be working at Burger King, and if they had any integrity whatsoever as artists, they would do that before accepting government money.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 01, 2013 06:18 PM (IDSI7)
"Private schools aren't exactly cheap and home schooling requires time to do it. "
Vouchers are the answer to breaking the Marxist grip on government schools.
Posted by: Beef at March 01, 2013 06:19 PM (mb1uj)
Posted by: Clemenza at March 01, 2013 06:19 PM (x59Gv)
AtC is a ginger...with stompy boots? I LOVE this place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2013 06:19 PM (TLokJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 01, 2013 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 06:20 PM (aBtTX)
Hey - did you see what Alabama just did re schools? They will have tax credits for private school attendance. I hope their approach works well - and other states decide to offer this policy.
Posted by: carolina at March 01, 2013 06:20 PM (QVLHl)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 01, 2013 06:20 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Trunan Jackson Samuel Jones at March 01, 2013 06:21 PM (Md8Uo)
that is awesome.
this is the type of idea that should be picked up and copied among all the red states.
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:21 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2013 06:22 PM (2SXc9)
Posted by: moki at March 01, 2013 06:22 PM (SdetR)
Re the rage rat and CC, the situation as described did not come close to a "draw" situation. My training emphasized that you only draw if you are planning on shooting to kill, which means there must be a danger of imminent extreme bodily harm to you or someone present.
Some CCW trainers advocate "adjusting" an imaginary holstered gun in such a situation. You don't adjust the actual gun as that tells the jerk where your gun is located.
I get an immediate "fight" reflex in such circumstances, so I have to be very careful to not overreact.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 01, 2013 06:23 PM (jTKU5)
"A ten dollar tax on abortions will save the Head Start program."
Tax the shit out of Hollywood movies too. Say, $5 per ticket or so.
Oh, and tax welfare checks too. And those free pho's should be considered taxable income.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 01, 2013 06:23 PM (IDSI7)
Now you are just making me nostalgic for what the Voice of America broadcast used to be.
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 06:23 PM (9HhTH)
this is the fish which is the child of a fish that I bought apparently already pregnant.
so baby fish is now not so little anymore, and is continually sniffing the butthole of mama fish.
it's a little weird, actually.
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (BBWjt)
http://tinyurl.com/b26ayq3
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:15 PM
Pam isn't crazy, she's just a little touchy because drones are flying over her back yard to watch her sunbathe
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (BBWjt)
Hmmm. Do go on.
Well, they shimmy
And they shake
And thier little claws rake
The sides of your bowels
Till the room is filled with howls
Then they gnaw their way out and explode from your insides like the chest-burster in Alien. But in a furry, adorable way.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (Md8Uo)
I admit, I really enjoyed the "aloha" entrance.
Posted by: filbert at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 06:24 PM (QlSju)
actually things aren't so well with me and Velma. but that is okay, actually.
I am really glad that both of you are doing better.
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:25 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 01, 2013 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)
http://www.f-16.net/news_article1193.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:25 PM (IjEoZ)
Hmmm. Do go on.
Well, they shimmy
And they shake
And thier little claws rake
The sides of your bowels
Till the room is filled with howls
Then they gnaw their way out and explode from your insides like the chest-burster in Alien. But in a furry, adorable way.
*faints*
Posted by: Bawny Fwank at March 01, 2013 06:26 PM (ntNJz)
Posted by: NCKate at March 01, 2013 06:26 PM (4FeFx)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 06:26 PM (7xPCu)
oh well, I'll post it anyway
(mildly nsfw-ish)
http://is.gd/XJw6NK
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 06:27 PM (8sCoq)
Unless your Eric Holder or the FAFLOTUS....
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 06:27 PM (Dmq63)
What? Someone in the government LIED about the status of the F-16's and F-18's in the demonstration squadrons?
Well, shit.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 01, 2013 06:27 PM (Md8Uo)
G'evening 
My mom pulled me out of public school in the late '80s; she was not even as politically aware then as she is today and she knew how evil gubmint school indoctrination was. She knew the indoctrination/brain-washing had hurt my two older siblings and she'd had enough.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:27 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 06:28 PM (Ea7Up)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:28 PM (mCvL4)
It all depends on the law if you sister is married to a CCW Lawyer ask him...even pay and pay him a buck for retainer...
In Florida I THINK and don't take my word for it you can intercede for rape or imminent grievous bodily harm for another individual but I do not know.
Ohio is different...
http://www.buckeyefirearms.org/node/7852
A defendant must show that he did not have a duty to retreat or avoid the danger. A person must retreat or avoid danger by leaving or voicing his intention to leave and ending his participation in the confrontation.
*you* are the defendant.....
and the pertinent and narrow rules on third party intercession are
A person may defend another only if the protected person would have had the right to use deadly force in self-defense themselves. Under Ohio law, a person may defend family members, friends or strangers. However, just as if he were protecting himself, a person cannot use any more force than is reasonable and necessary to prevent the harm threatened.
A defendant, who claims he used deadly force to protect another, has to prove that he reasonably and honestly believed that the person he protected was in immediate danger of serious bodily harm or death and that deadly force was the only way to protect the person from that danger. Furthermore, the defendant must also show that the protected person was not at fault for creating the situation and did not have a duty to leave or avoid the situation.
Now what the above is is the letter of the law but the SCoO has ruled thatThe Ohio Supreme Court has ruled that a person risks criminal charges if he interferes in a struggle and protects the person who was at fault, even if he mistakenly believed that person did not create the situation.
and that is where the fun begins.....what happens is you never know what a DA will do or what other parameters the PD are functioning under politically to a certainty.
best Ohio CCW I dealt with told me as a Licensed Bodyguard that unless the third party was my principal or on death's door to NEVER intercede.
Now this interpretation of law is more liberal than the mid 90s when I was active, but I am saying to you I think the "logic" behind this is specious and that a clean shoot to be a 'good neighbor" should legally be no more onerous than saving them from a fire would be....
but as our selfless humble Lightbringer says, "sven is not a dicatator" and neither luckily a dick taster....
Safe journey
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 06:29 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 06:30 PM (TQOZk)
Posted by: Xur of the Ko-Dan Armad at March 01, 2013 06:30 PM (Vk2pI)
this is the type of idea that should be picked up and copied among all the red states."
I think there was also a way to get into a different public school. I forget all of the details, but their whole approach sounded awesome!
Posted by: carolina at March 01, 2013 06:30 PM (QVLHl)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 06:30 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 06:31 PM (8sCoq)
actually things aren't so well with me and Velma. but that is okay, actually.,
....................
Things are a bit hazey but I think I remember the night she got that name. We were all rooting for you if I recall...
Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2013 06:31 PM (6Zg7K)
Posted by: Richard Gere at March 01, 2013 06:31 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 06:31 PM (TQOZk)
A thought occured to me today: you know how O and his underlings are always "shocked" by things like ICE releasing criminals? Well, everytime they say they had "no idea what was happening" it proves conservatives' point that the gubmint is TOO DAMN BIG. If the gubmint were smaller, maybe Big Sis would actually be closer to the work she's supposed to be over-seeing.
Not that I think they were surprised, mind you.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:31 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 06:32 PM (QlSju)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 01, 2013 06:32 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:32 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: CarolT at March 01, 2013 06:32 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2013 10:31 PM (6Zg7K)
Molly K, oh I know. but she is just too drama-filled and too paranoid. she is not the one for me.
but I did learn a lot with the time I spent with her.
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:32 PM (BBWjt)
gonna have to look that one up- I'm just a pants-less caveman
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: rockmom at March 01, 2013 06:33 PM (Ea7Up)
Yup...good advice.
I don't play around and I don't phantom reach...that one time I cleared leather with intent and stopped was because I was following protocol. There were two of us guarding a site and a guy all in black looked like he was charging at my partner who drew but did not fire so I drew and held the weapon at my leg....
Had what looked like a ball bat but was really a bicycle pump and then sat down and started freaking out.
Drunk as hell and I have no idea what was going on beyond a trespass we called in.
After that and the event where i beat the guy with the turkey I quit and focused on the Airline job....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 10:32 PM
ooooohh-kayyyy , that's one "no" for ONT webcams
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:33 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:34 PM (tcHXl)
Posted by: Orenthal James at March 01, 2013 06:34 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 06:34 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at March 01, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 10:32 PM (mCvL4)
they are a good idea for the moronettes, of course
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:34 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:35 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 06:35 PM (9HhTH)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 06:35 PM (TvO05)
Name an item of clothing you're not wearing right now.
...........................
My long underwear... hit 29 degrees here today and I whipped out the capris
Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2013 06:36 PM (6Zg7K)
You okay Sean I was thinking about you earlier?
Wife's shop got hit to specs I guess.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)
We homeschool. It really is very doable. You don't need 8 hours a day since you're not teaching a classroom, just a few kids.
I suspect that much of the hostility to homeschooling is because too many women would view it as "selling out" if they gave up working to stay home and raise and teach their children.
Posted by: Gidget at March 01, 2013 06:36 PM (BY9NA)
RE Public Schools:
1. Full disclosure, wifey is a teacher. Don't hang her.
2.Charters are bullshit. They get the teachers (same training requirements) that public schools reject, in many cases.
3. Not all schools are set up to turn your kid into an O-Bot. I think it's regional. That stupid fat bitch in Chicago is NOT representative.
4. YES Homeschool by all means, if you can. The public curriculum is written by publishing companies infested with Libtards. And they ae in bed with legislatures, even so-called Republicans.
5. Unions are killer, and there are sure as hell a lot of bad teachers out there, like any other business, but there are also some Republicans who can't stand the lefty horseshit either, and try to counter it. I know. I hear about it.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 06:36 PM (kzd0q)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)
Re NEA and NEH, I've got it!
Require loyalty oaths. That'll put off most of the Reds, who'll bitch about First Amendment, etc., but no one is forcing them to apply for funding.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 01, 2013 06:36 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Lady Penelope at March 01, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:35 PM
A fully stocked money belt
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:37 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:37 PM (tcHXl)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 06:38 PM (9HhTH)
AG if the National level GOP forces the issue home they are useless we must if we shift focus more locally decide whether we are counter long marching the darlings or we are marching away.
Both options require us to purge the liberal idiocy from the schools with fire and rage.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 01, 2013 06:38 PM (DReH8)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 06:38 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:38 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:38 PM (tcHXl)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 06:39 PM (3fX4B)
God bless all those parents that can tolerate the thugs and bullies employed by todays schools. They seem to be the real danger to the children.
If I had kids and they were subjected to this crap I would lose my mind.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 01, 2013 06:39 PM (PBm/l)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 06:39 PM (wsGWu)
This Twitter thing...while great...takes time away from AOS. Not sure it is worth it. I cannot maintain concentration for both at once.
Should be a loverly weekend in Dallas. Participating in a Hold 'Em tourney tomorrow for fake money fun. Sunday will be another beautiful day out on the scoot and then it's back to the old grind. The weekends go way too fast.
Enjoy your next couple of days my friends in the magic laptop.
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at March 01, 2013 06:39 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
A circular saw codpiece as seen on Blackie Lawless.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 06:39 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 06:40 PM (pC72t)
The Iron Man Mark III suit
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)
What I've noticed about career women is that they're the ones that are the most vicious to female underlings, and the most hated bosses by women are usually women bosses
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:40 PM (mCvL4)
http://www.f-16.net/news_article4686.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:40 PM (IjEoZ)
so name one item of clothing that you wish you were wearing right now?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:35 PM
The codpiece. It pulls the whole jump boots, overalls and bowler hat ensemble together.
Posted by: otho at March 01, 2013 06:40 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Whatev at March 01, 2013 06:41 PM (A7Wh1)
okay - money belt, condom, circular saw, bacon tiara, all good answers
but the CORRECT answer is -
Kate Upton
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:41 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:41 PM (tcHXl)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 06:41 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:42 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:42 PM (IjEoZ)
God bless all those parents that can tolerate the thugs and bullies employed by todays schools. They seem to be the real danger to the children.
http://tinyurl.com/azyexpn
If I had kids and they were subjected to this crap I would lose my mind.
Posted by: ExSnipe at March 01, 2013 10:39 PM (PBm/l)
-----------------------------------------
Read my post, MM grease monkey.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 06:42 PM (IrOHn)
Oh yeah how's the new MC working out?
I finally get to roll mine out tomorrow for the first time in 2 weeks
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 06:42 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)
name one item of clothing that you wish you were wearing right now?
.................................
My prom dress from 1987.
Posted by: Nancy Peelosie at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (6Zg7K)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (3fX4B)
Kate Upton
Well, she's cute and all, but wouldn't hollowing out her skin so you could wear it have a negative effect on her fun-loving personality?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (tcHXl)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at March 01, 2013 06:43 PM (9HhTH)
Okay...
so name one item of clothing that you wish you were wearing right now?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:35 PM
My size 14 "special" dress.
Posted by: jame gumb at March 01, 2013 06:44 PM (yBF/9)
.................................
My prom dress from 1987.
Posted by: Nancy Peelosie at March 01, 2013 10:43 PM (6Zg7K)
.............
Aww shit...............I fucked that one up bad. Guess it may be time for bed.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2013 06:44 PM (6Zg7K)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 06:44 PM (7xPCu)
I know you know the score, and that heretorfore thus far in US history you guys have always been made whole.
I hope you are not under too much stress, and I sincerely hope Reid passes a budget, the normal conciliatory process happens and Obama signs it and we resume Constitutional governance.
I'll pray for you.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:44 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:44 PM (tcHXl)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2013 06:44 PM (TQOZk)
What I've noticed about career women is that they're the ones that are the most vicious to female underlings, and the most hated bosses by women are usually women bosses
Yep. Some try to be tough, and yet want to be liked. I've spent half my time dealing with a female peer's disgruntled subordinates, trying to chill them out and yet not get involved in how she runs her department. Women like her whine that women who are hard-nosed are hated, but don't realize that men who are hard-nosed are hated too, but just don't give a shit.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 01, 2013 06:45 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 06:45 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:41 PM (BBWjt)
Yes. A thousand times yes!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2013 06:45 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 06:45 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 06:46 PM (QlSju)
not because I am a trannie but because I had a good time a few nights ago when you all got to see me trying to be as happy as I once was in happy blinky box...
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)
so name one item of clothing that you wish you were wearing right now?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:35 PM (BBWjt)
Your underwear.
Posted by: Bawny Fwank at March 01, 2013 06:46 PM (ntNJz)
teh ratty sweats . . . oh, wait, I can make that happen! brb, fappers
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 06:46 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:47 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 06:47 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 10:44 PM (7xPCu)
No only do they learn "more" , they learn what's actually important like the "three R's"; not some bs about evil white pilgrims or fisting or completely revisionist history that's revisioned by Marxists.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:47 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 06:47 PM (I2LwF)
Bra
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 10:46 PM (QlSju)
I know it's just a formality... pics?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 06:47 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:48 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 06:48 PM (braS6)
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 06:49 PM (braS6)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:49 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: CarolT at March 01, 2013 06:49 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 06:50 PM (Dmq63)
That's probably a good thing. Did you know that stuff is dry clean only?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 06:50 PM (xKC/c)
Alexandria, VA
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 10:49 PM (LPA3z)
oh, bummer - if you were nearby I'd offer to have your family over for a nice dinner or something to help out
let me know if there's something I can do
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:50 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2013 06:50 PM (/7Xis)
Not exactly ordinarily the workers get made whole but the cuts after the "firemen first" kabuki are levied structurally *and* cuts HAVE happened before the military has already been nailed twice.
I've done my best to put away the anger that we get nailed and civilian discretionary gets away like the road runner...
You know 87 billion....
that's less than bark's venture Socialism bill...
sorry rant off...
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:51 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 10:46 PM (QlSju)
Is it too much to hope that you're currently hanging out with Gushie? 
Posted by: Gidget at March 01, 2013 06:51 PM (BY9NA)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2013 10:50 PM (/7Xis)
well I'm certainly not going to try for a Shaggy
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:51 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 06:52 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 06:52 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 01, 2013 10:41 PM
Over there too? Chilly and windy on this side of the state too. Clownifornia is having a warm spell, but in a few days they say it'll be cooler again there. Everyone seems to be getting a share of "cold weather that proves global warming is real" this year
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:52 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 06:53 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 06:53 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 06:53 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:53 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2013 10:50 PM (/7Xis)
well I'm certainly not going to try for a Shaggy
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:51 PM
I suggest a written Relationship Agreement Contract
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at March 01, 2013 06:54 PM (mCvL4)
http://www.f-106deltadart.com/westernair_f-106_sale_pkg.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:54 PM (IjEoZ)
for what the data, the opinion, the venture socialism, the rant off???
The toll in the other thread threw me off my game...
Bark crossed the streams WTF is a Jedi mind Meld?
HELP!
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 06:55 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 06:55 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 06:55 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 06:55 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: Barry the Hut at March 01, 2013 06:56 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Truman North at March 01, 2013 06:56 PM (I2LwF)
Part of the problem is that middle and elementary school sucks, and so by the time they're in high school kids are so far behind. This is combined with an educational system that is artificially organized around keeping kids in until they are 18. Realistically, most students could probably finish the majority of their studies by the time they're 15-16. Anything else is gravy.
Would it be better to put your child in AP/Honors/IB classes, or have them graduate HS early and take community college courses instead?
Posted by: Gidget at March 01, 2013 06:56 PM (BY9NA)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 10:55 PM
If I were dictator, everyone would love me.
They'd better
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 06:57 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: CarolT at March 01, 2013 06:57 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 10:53 PM (3fX4B)
Sorry, but....bullshit.
Only if we don't follow his lead will he have left us.
Ace is doing a bang-up job of not accepting the left's narrative. We need to grow that by a factor of 1000, and never let them relax.
Breitbart is still reading the comments!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2013 06:58 PM (GsoHv)
now I'm gonna go cry and my make-up will run...Maggie ain't an easy do...
I can't believe how crazy I was in the 2d-5th grade
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:58 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 01, 2013 06:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 06:58 PM (Dmq63)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2013 06:58 PM (BY9NA)
I wanted to say something about how it's not sequestration that cuts this stuff; it's priorities set by the executive, and said executive choosing to threaten science and tech so that their minions can bring it to slashdot and spread the meme about Republicans hating science.
But that turns Linked In into a political forum. Which is not what I am there for.
What should I do - just drop this dickhead from my "connections"? Explain that I don't want to read his political drivel on my latest updates?
I'm thinking that quiet dumpage might be the way to go.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 06:59 PM (QTHTd)
Wow dude you've arrived that is a Vanity Stalker...
that's awesome...
careful with detailed data.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)
I should be heading out soon also. And for those who want to play the lottery, tomorrow's Powerball is over $100 million. Might be able to afford those F-106s then.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 06:59 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:00 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Gidget at March 01, 2013 10:56 PM (BY9NA)
Of course kids could easily be done with HS at 15-16, the UK already does that. But, the Marxists here didn't want to lose 2 years of brain-washing. Same reason why kids are forced to be at ps for 8 friggin' hours a day.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2013 07:00 PM (KL49F)
Josh Marshall was like a Trekkie nitpicking one of the stars at a ComicCon
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:00 PM (mCvL4)
O threatened "dirty air" due to sequester, but iirc, TX does their own air tests and they have cleaner air now than when the Feds did it. If anything, sequestration just might prove that the states should do more on their own and we don't need Feds nearly as much as the Marxists want us to think. That would be rich.
The GOP seems to think that with the right political messaging and some maneuvering on Capitol Hill, they can win over the population and gradually transform things. This is false. They need to shut down the government, to force issues like the sequester, and treat it like ripping off a bandage: yes it will hurt, but it's temporary.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2013 07:01 PM (BY9NA)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:01 PM (BBWjt)
Well if he did buy one, you would have the ultimate jalopy in the yard on cinder blocks...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 07:01 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:01 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 10:59 PM
That is the correct answer
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:02 PM (mCvL4)
be very, very careful . . . teh thin mints gave me dystentery yesterday. I did, however, eat an unholy amount of them the night before. Portion control, that's the key.
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 07:02 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)
But that turns Linked In into a political forum. Which is not what I am there for.
What should I do - just drop this dickhead from my "connections"? Explain that I don't want to read his political drivel on my latest updates?
I'm thinking that quiet dumpage might be the way to go.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 10:59 PM (QTHTd)
=====
Fuck it, go hammer and tongs at political. That's what they do, and it's working.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 07:02 PM (jIAFU)
BTH I dunno, I mean on the one hand he is the one who broke decorum and on the other you're correct.
If the contact is not vital enough to you I'd pull the fade b/c why risk other's ire?
That's tough though they are absolutely indifferent to how double standard assholish they are and somehow we are always the "bad guy" when we call them on it.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 07:03 PM (Dmq63)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 01, 2013 07:03 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 10:59 PM (QTHTd)
well, this is very easy for me to say, since I don't really participate in LinkedIn, but it seems to me, that conservatives in general are too timid in politicizing the battle space even when the other side has already lobbed the first volley. You would not be turning LinkedIn into a political battle ground, your interlocutor did that.
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:03 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 10:59 PM (QTHTd)
again, you may wish to avoid the thin mints.
p.s. xoxoxo!
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 07:03 PM (3fX4B)
Breitbart, what a guy.
I would have loved to sit down and have a beer with that guy.
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2013 11:02 PM (/7Xis)
I would have loved to have about 7 beers, 3 shots, and shared a hooker with that guy
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:04 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 07:04 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 01, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2013 07:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)
Done. He's got plenty of others, he can regale them with talking-points all he wants
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 07:05 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Cato at March 01, 2013 07:05 PM (rxf50)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 07:06 PM (yD6la)
the most precious thing under the sun in all creation never to be bought at best rented and in the sane and sober not ever taken for granted....
the clock never runs backwards.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 07:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: CMU VET at March 01, 2013 11:06 PM (OJ3ck)
no, but it is something that I am truthfully not wearing
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:06 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:06 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:07 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 07:07 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 07:07 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Obi-wan Cookie pusher at March 01, 2013 07:07 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:08 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 07:08 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:08 PM (BBWjt)
I'd have stalkers on my blog too if I wanted to argue with Koreans over 4 cylinder engines
Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2013 07:08 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 07:08 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:08 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)
I call them 'scout crack'.
On second thought that doesn't sound right at all..
Posted by: esch at March 01, 2013 07:09 PM (9XVgh)
It's a little depressing finding out that you're probably the last person alive to find out that unicorns are really cattle.
But I guess it's better than getting stabbed through the brain by that horn trying to ride it!
Right, you guys?
Posted by: Ray Sist at March 01, 2013 07:09 PM (N6l97)
was unaware there was a schedule but am glad you're here...
have not seen you in a bit hope you and yours are well.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 07:09 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 07:09 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Barack Obama, All-American at March 01, 2013 07:09 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2013 07:10 PM (piMMO)
here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/aggc6wv
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:10 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 01, 2013 07:10 PM (LPA3z)
Yes!!!! So good. And a little bit swanky, too. I love teh swanky.
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 07:10 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2013 07:10 PM (IjEoZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kramer at March 01, 2013 07:11 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 01, 2013 07:11 PM (cd0jq)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 01, 2013 07:11 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)
A tuxedo. I only read AoSHQ wearing a tux on Mondays through Thursdays.
Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at March 01, 2013 07:12 PM (erlzv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 07:12 PM (czEtf)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 07:13 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:13 PM (7xPCu)
hell you could spin it as a nonpartisan iteration of management theory as far as that goes...
Obama sincerely is not a good faith actor and if you had him a lab project you'd probably punch him in the nuts......
"I want!" is *not* negotiation, problem solving, or crisis management...
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 07:13 PM (LRFds)
even though abortion kills more girl babies than boy babies?
WTF?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:14 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 07:14 PM (wsGWu)
Girl Scout Cookies
When I was a young kid, my older sisters were in Girl Scouts and my Mom was a leader, and also a Cookie Captain for a bunch of years (which is how she met Erma Bombeck, who was also a Cookie Captain in that neck of the woods, but I digress).
This time of year the dining room of our house was FILLED with GS Cookies, I shit you not. I mean literally there were hundreds of boxes of Thin Mint, Savannahs, sandwich cookies, some sugar coated cookie that I can't remember.
Posted by: Obi-wan Cookie pusher at March 01, 2013 07:15 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:15 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 01, 2013 07:15 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 07:16 PM (TvO05)
A different approach is definitely needed. Perhaps a large feather or the brushes they use on cymbals, with the sound a vocal emanation in response.
Might sound like the old Xenon pinball machine:
http://tinyurl.com/aco8ap2
Posted by: epobirs at March 01, 2013 07:16 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 07:16 PM (Dmq63)
even though abortion kills more girl babies than boy babies?
WTF?
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 11:14 PM (BBWjt)
-
Just wait until you try the Pink Peppermint Fetus Cookies.
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 01, 2013 07:17 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)
(No, srsly. I was just reading that the Umayyads built one of these. Because "God hath set His Throne o'er the waters". It's amazing that Islam got past its first six decades after the Prophet, pbuh.)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 07:17 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:18 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 07:19 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 07:19 PM (QlSju)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:19 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:19 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:20 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 07:20 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at March 01, 2013 07:20 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:20 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:21 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 01, 2013 07:21 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:21 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2013 07:22 PM (wsGWu)
Pisses me off but most other girls in mine's class are in it and AFAIK there is no Heritage Girls around me so...
Had some interesting convos with her troop leader. She's really big in recycling.
Posted by: esch at March 01, 2013 07:22 PM (9XVgh)
glad you are doing well Kalneva
bebe's boobs, I for one appreciate your boobs
see y'all tomorrow, you crazy mofos
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 07:22 PM (BBWjt)
Gentlemen, we must scour the archives so that we may show this lady the appreciation she deserves.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 07:22 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:22 PM (7xPCu)
Pics have been posted. They got no luv. So no more pics.
When was this and who do we have to beat with the rubber hose?!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2013 07:23 PM (BY9NA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 07:23 PM (QlSju)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 01, 2013 07:23 PM (h/nE/)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (C8mVl)
Gentlemen, we must scour the archives so that we may show this lady the appreciation she deserves.
I tried that once. The lady in question filed a restraining order.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2013 07:24 PM (BY9NA)
Yesterday. We were both a bit under the weather. We agreed we need to come up with an epic boobeh pic one of these days though.
Yes. Yes you do.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2013 07:26 PM (BY9NA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 07:26 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:26 PM (S+/pH)
There's a fap for that.
Posted by: esch at March 01, 2013 07:26 PM (9XVgh)
Goodnight all.
Posted by: Dish of Red at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (Dmq63)
y'all keep warm
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 07:27 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 07:28 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: chemjeff hates snow at March 01, 2013 10:24 PM (BBWjt)
They keep getting interrupted.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Girl Scouts at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 11:26 PM (S+/pH)
Prayers up, Kalneva. The dadster is 86 and, thank God, in very good shape. But if I don't get that morning email, if I can't get him on the phone? Well, one time not that long ago, I did call the cops. It was a crazy day. Prayers and good thoughts for you and yours, my friend.
Posted by: Peaches at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (3fX4B)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:29 PM (S+/pH)
No stetson or is that for special occasions?
Heh night-o...gonna grab a P71 Police Interceptor tomorrow probably
Posted by: sven10077 at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:33 PM (S+/pH)
Hi boys and girls! What are you talking about tonight, or do I have to slog through 500 comments?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 07:34 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2013 07:34 PM (piMMO)
What, someone isn't following the squid quo pro?
Posted by: esch at March 01, 2013 11:30 PM (9XVgh)
There should be some kind of award for that. *picks up rock*
Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2013 07:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 01, 2013 07:35 PM (ypzqs)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:36 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Kalneva at March 01, 2013 07:36 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 07:36 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 07:37 PM (QlSju)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 07:37 PM (pC72t)
My dad turned 84 today, and went for a two mile walk, even with his right-foot-shuffle, in the new snow. My mom is 83, and he chased her all around the neighborhood. She cooked him a beef roast and apple pie for dinner tonight.
We should live such lives.
Posted by: tcn at March 01, 2013 07:37 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:38 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 07:38 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 01, 2013 07:39 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 01, 2013 07:41 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: model_1066 at March 01, 2013 07:41 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:42 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (pC72t)
Someone straighten me out!!
Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 01, 2013 07:44 PM (WGOcs)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (LPA3z)
Someone straighten me out!!
Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 01, 2013 11:44 PM (WGOcs)
For what it's worth, I have no use for thongs. I spent most of my young adult life trying to keep panties OUT of my crack, thank you. Why would I purposefully wedge something in there? No thanks. If I absolutely need to have no lines, than no panties at all.
Posted by: tcn at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2013 10:32 PM (8sCoq)
********
Um, aren't all cavemen pants-less?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (qqZuQ)
My Parents are of very similar age but Mom is in the hospital tonight from an infection she got in her last stay. Not important really since as my Dad and I were leaving visiting her she said "I'll be no use at home and you'll just have to take care of my whiny ass (not exact words) And my dad held her hand and said "you being at home is all I want. This from the guy I thought had no heart.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 07:46 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:49 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 07:49 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (QlSju)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (jucos)
...no use for thongs.
*******
Tho, bye bye Mith American Pie
Drove my Thevy to the levy but the levy wath dry.
Them good old boyth were drinking whithkey and rye.
The day, the muthic died.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 01, 2013 07:50 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 07:52 PM (QlSju)
Sign outside the grocery store today said:
"MILK- $2.97 for one galloon"
Mrs. M. picked up a couple of galloons.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 07:52 PM (qqZuQ)
Set up a Flickr account and link to the pictures you post.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89370022@N07/8494392788/
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 07:53 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 01, 2013 11:50 PM (JKNDp)
*******
Did she fix your humidifier?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 07:53 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Abe Simpson at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2013 07:55 PM (LPA3z)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (QlSju)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 01, 2013 07:56 PM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 01, 2013 11:55 PM (jucos)
-
Okay.
Posted by: Cement Truck at March 01, 2013 07:57 PM (BVkEs)
Can he cook? Or can you teach him some things at get togethers. Since that is likely a better way to get her some knowledge without offending her.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 07:57 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at March 01, 2013 07:58 PM (JMmQ9)
No matter how long this thread goes on or what's been said before this. Here is the winner.
my kids are in gov't school...i've been deprograming them for years when they come home....it works...they are able to spot a nutty lefty commie idea a mile away
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 01, 2013 07:59 PM (+9AX9)
Pat f'n Caddell.
http://tinyurl.com/a3xtefk
Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2013 08:00 PM (hO9ad)
Okay, that one cracks me up....bad....uncontrollable giggles.
And I'm sober too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2013 11:58 PM (C8mVl)
******
There's just something about a lisp. Expands the wordplay options.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:01 PM (qqZuQ)
First, I'm the Dad. She expects to be offended. Second she knows the truth. She knows when I compliment her it is sincere. I never go out of my way to gripe or demean so suggestions are always given with the best of intentions. We have a good relationship.
Seamus, Milk at Aldi's is 1.98 a gallon.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 01, 2013 08:01 PM (JKNDp)
536
No matter how long this thread goes on or what's been said before this. Here is the winner.
********
Yeah, well I'm that skinny white guy who is 3 laps behind in the 10,000 meters but keeps on running anyway.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2013 08:03 PM (0PiQ4)
Why are companies wanting to put aspertame in Milk? I thought, if it wasn't chocolate flavored milk was made out of milk. Why add anything?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 01, 2013 08:04 PM (JKNDp)
Tinypic may work EC would know since he uses it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 08:05 PM (qo244)
Posted by: The Dude at March 01, 2013 08:07 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 02, 2013 12:01 AM (JKNDp)
Yeah, but what the hell is in it? I suspect just about anything at Aldi. That is one scary store around here. And the clientele make my skin crawl.
Posted by: tcn at March 01, 2013 08:08 PM (VLG62)
Milk at Aldi's is 1.98 a gallon.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 02, 2013 12:01 AM (JKNDp)
*******
Oiho Dan-
It wasn't the $2.98 that caught my eye. It was the word "galloon". Made me think of a balloon with four quart capacity. Or a Spanish pirate ship.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:08 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: tcn at March 01, 2013 08:09 PM (VLG62)
<a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2zzq0ck" target="_blank"><img src="http://i50.tinypic.com/2zzq0ck.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 08:12 PM (qo244)
Galloon is a particular form of lace
*******
Well, since the head Ewok is going all frenchified, maybe we should change the name of the place to L'ace d'Espadrilles.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (qqZuQ)
Light travels at roughly 186,000 miles per second in a vacuum.
At that speed, it circles the earth seven times in a second, or goes to the moon and back (half-million mile round-trip) in three seconds.
A light-year, the distance light travels in a year, is roughly six trillion miles.
The federal government spends 3.8 trillion dollars in a year.
That means that the federal government spends a dollar in less time than it takes light to travel two miles.
Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2013 08:13 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 01, 2013 08:14 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Barry I at March 01, 2013 08:14 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:14 PM (TvO05)
http://i50.tinypic.com/2zzq0ck.jpg
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 08:14 PM (qo244)
Posted by: LindaFell at March 01, 2013 08:16 PM (PGO8C)
About the same amount of debt as the federal government borrowed on Thursday.
Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2013 08:17 PM (hO9ad)
IT'S TRUE!
a little bird told me ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 12:14 AM (TvO05)
*****
Now that just sounds like it should be true, Adriane.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:17 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Haiku Guy at March 01, 2013 08:20 PM (XPfkb)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2013 08:20 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Vulcans that wot like panini ... at March 01, 2013 08:21 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2013 12:20 AM (qo244)
********
Well, my DAD says I can stay up all night if I want!
Later Buzzsaw!
(and I bet my DAD could whoop your ADD any day)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 01, 2013 08:22 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:23 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 01, 2013 08:28 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: harry reid at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (kBvT2)
Posted by: Darth V'ger at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (Lxw+T)
Other places like imageshack still give you a direct link to the picture only.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (VN67W)
The old man and I talk about sex all the time.
Posted by: Soon Yi Previn at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:31 PM (TvO05)
Although, with certain pictures, the mind concentrates wonderfully ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 08:32 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 01, 2013 08:32 PM (Lxw+T)
I hope that furry little bastard knows he's in the real "Happiest Place on Earth".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 08:33 PM (xKC/c)
Other places like imageshack still give you a direct link to the picture only.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 02, 2013 12:31 AM (VN67W)
The "Direct Link for Layouts" at Tinypic does precisely that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2013 08:33 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:33 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Sen. Menendez at March 01, 2013 08:33 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (4Nkxq)
Posted by: Woody Allen at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 08:36 PM (kBvT2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 12:36 AM (kBvT2)
Well that's his own damn fault, and our benefit
Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2013 08:38 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 01, 2013 08:38 PM (+9AX9)
I put the direct link url in my browser, it gives me the page with all the extra bullshit.
Lemme try it in the AoS url box ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 08:38 PM (VN67W)
Well, now that you're developing this new skill, better practice some more.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2013 08:39 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: parteagirl at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (LmF6k)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 02, 2013 12:31 AM (VN67W)
unless it's a gif, Picpar is the way to go. Minus for gifs
http://i.minus.com/iSMI3puioDboF.gif
Posted by: The Dude at March 01, 2013 08:40 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ali Velshi at March 01, 2013 08:43 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 01, 2013 08:47 PM (4Nkxq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] at March 01, 2013 08:47 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 01, 2013 08:48 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 02, 2013 12:48 AM (Vk2pI)
Vita version of Senran Kagura
Posted by: The Dude at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: alamogordo at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (HUTO5)
Kraft recently introduced a line of cheese and stuff coating mixes for chicken and other meats. Like Shake n Bake with cheese. Anyway, I made a batch of boneless chicken breast tonight with the BBQ Mesquite flavor. Came out great. Which is saying a lot for my meager cooking ability. not so much a recipe as a short procedure. Pretty hard to screw up.
Posted by: epobirs at March 01, 2013 08:49 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 01, 2013 08:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 08:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 02, 2013 12:50 AM (Vk2pI)
Yep.
Tits are Life, Ass is Hometown
Game is pretty good too but I really do love this series so I'm biased
Posted by: The Dude at March 01, 2013 08:52 PM (vJdyz)
very nice Bebe, very nice. Made this tired aircraft mechanic's night
lurk mode re-engaged
Posted by: helofixer at March 01, 2013 08:53 PM (JhZa7)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2013 08:53 PM (/7Xis)
Do you have any sexy pin-up guys? I am an ette.
And I am not following the link. I have done that before on here, and you are not gonna get me that way. LOL
Posted by: alamogordo at March 01, 2013 08:53 PM (HUTO5)
But then you have to decide between cuneiform and Phoenician OS's. Madness!
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 08:53 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 08:54 PM (kBvT2)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 08:55 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: alamogordo at March 01, 2013 08:56 PM (HUTO5)
The phaser-Force is strong in this one.
Reconfigure the main deflector array, Maximilian!
Posted by: Barack Obama, keen student of basic American culture at March 01, 2013 08:58 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 08:59 PM (kBvT2)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 08:59 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:00 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (4Nkxq)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:01 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 09:02 PM (kBvT2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 09:02 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:02 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2013 01:02 AM (Vk2pI)
the spot for Deckard's gun is disappointing
Posted by: The Dude at March 01, 2013 09:04 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2013 09:06 PM (kBvT2)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:06 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 09:07 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:11 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 01, 2013 09:12 PM (4Nkxq)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:13 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:16 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:17 PM (LUnTP)
Is Mint Tea a prog rock band who put out an album called This Cup?
If not, who are you and what have you done with Robert?
/scrambles for rape whistle
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 09:20 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:24 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:24 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 01, 2013 09:55 PM (OWjjx)
Saddam may not have been well hung, but he was well hanged.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2013 09:24 PM (673KB)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:25 PM (LUnTP)
RWC,
Sorry, no cake today, just a piece of coconut cream pie, and I am NOT sharing.
Also, already spent the birthday $$ on a new office chair so my midget legs don't fall asleep while working on taxes all day for the next 6 weeks.
Thank y'all for the birthday wishes, and web sites to surf for hunks
Posted by: alamogordo at March 01, 2013 09:26 PM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:27 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:28 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:28 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:30 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: John Kerry, Secretriat of State at March 01, 2013 09:30 PM (4A8r+)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 09:30 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:31 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:32 PM (TvO05)
NYT columnist Ross Douthat wrote an article Feb 23 in the NYT which The Man won't let me link because it's "annoying" or something.
It's called A World Without Work.
Maybe quotes would be more appropriate than italics. I don't care. 8[
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequestered at March 01, 2013 09:34 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 01, 2013 09:36 PM (AbHls)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:37 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:37 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:39 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:40 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:40 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:41 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: evil homer at March 01, 2013 09:42 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:43 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:43 PM (LUnTP)
At. Best.
Yes, I switched from full-screen down to normal size. That's a good reason to reload everything, you fucking retarded piece of shit.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 09:44 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2013 09:44 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:45 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 01, 2013 09:46 PM (bDqG/)
Hi ont, have not read the comments, dont know whos here. But Hello. Spent the day with kid and grandbaby, and hubb's family. Good day.
Did think about Breitbart, sucks hes gone!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2013 09:46 PM (vgd4f)
Yep. Time for the sequester dance.
I forget how the music goes. I think Hannity called it Carmina Burana.
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 01, 2013 09:47 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:47 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 09:48 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:55 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 01:48 AM (TvO05)
It was, ate too much, hubby's nana feeds us so much food eveyr time we visit.
And my granddaughter, whom I only get to see rarely, loves her grandma. She always reaches for me to hold her, never hubby. I tell him its cause I am the crazy lady that sings to her in my weird voices, haha.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2013 09:55 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 01, 2013 09:57 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: DAve at March 01, 2013 09:58 PM (XDC0v)
Limelight?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 02, 2013 01:30 AM (VN67W)
I think it's that Diane Sawyer song.
Posted by: Ricky at March 01, 2013 09:58 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 09:59 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 10:00 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 02, 2013 01:59 AM (TvO05)
Never fails, I used to feel bad because it always dies when I get heer, but I am west coast, and it is almost 2oclock for ya'll.
So thats the ticket..At least thats what I tell myself.
And dear God, obama is suck a dick, trying to get people to feel sorry for him, he is pathetic.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2013 10:02 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 10:02 PM (TvO05)
All I want is you, ONT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cziveodXPNg
Is that kind of a Season of the Witch sound at 2:13?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 10:04 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 10:05 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2013 10:05 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 10:06 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 10:07 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 01, 2013 10:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 01, 2013 10:11 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 10:14 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2013 10:17 PM (vgd4f)
Would you agree with that, Waterhouse?
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 01, 2013 10:18 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 02, 2013 12:31 AM (kBvT2)
Spectacular! The boobehs are pretty fine, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2013 10:21 PM (673KB)
Speaking for myself, I'd rather listen to Sex Farm again.
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 01, 2013 10:25 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 10:25 PM (VN67W)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 02, 2013 02:25 AM (VN67W)
Dammit, now I want a bag of chips.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2013 10:26 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Michael Bates at March 01, 2013 10:27 PM (9g5SZ)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 01, 2013 10:32 PM (ViEli)
I was going to make some popcorn, but at 2:30 A.M. it seems vaguely unseemly.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2013 10:33 PM (VN67W)
Even a bag of chips with "all that."
Seriously You Guys!
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 01, 2013 10:33 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 01, 2013 10:35 PM (ViEli)
Just pretend you're in China. It's late afternoon here.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 02, 2013 02:35 AM
Yep, only 11:38 here, and really, popcorn at any time is a good thing
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2013 10:38 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Soon-to-be-former Drummer for Spın̈al Tap at March 01, 2013 10:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2013 11:11 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 01, 2013 11:15 PM (/gHaE)
Outsource something to the government, and you're gonna get a government solution.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 01, 2013 11:17 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2013 12:03 AM (sdi6R)
Thanks for asking DAve.
I'm an ordinary angry dude in New Mexico. I've spent a few years in the army and many more better years out of the army. I don't like to talk about myself much
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 12:06 AM (N6l97)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 12:13 AM (N6l97)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 12:18 AM (N6l97)
Posted by: DAve at March 02, 2013 12:22 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 12:25 AM (N6l97)
Posted by: DAve at March 02, 2013 12:41 AM (XDC0v)
Kiss up to the popular kids' clique
Don't mess with obnoxious assholes
Ingratiate self with old ladies.
... I don't see it happening.
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 12:49 AM (N6l97)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 02, 2013 12:49 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: DAve at March 02, 2013 01:01 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at March 02, 2013 01:08 AM (l86i3)
>>
<<
Waterhouse!
Ruhroh!
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 01:20 AM (N6l97)
Ray Sist, that may be why you are considered a troll. Just sayin'.
Why are you being an ass to Waterhouse?
Posted by: alamogordo at March 02, 2013 01:23 AM (HUTO5)
Word in the street is that Hugo Chavez has shed his mortal coil.
How does the sulphur smell now Hugo? Little warm in your new environs? Heh.
Posted by: George W. Bush at March 02, 2013 01:25 AM (4083r)
Why are you being an ass to...
Because I'm an ass.
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 01:42 AM (N6l97)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Sequester Victim at March 02, 2013 02:42 AM (N6l97)
Home schooling isn't as hard as it seems to outsiders. There's a lot of organizations that will help with setting up your program and the books are all available online. The biggest issue is time since we still have to work to pay for our massive government waste.
My three kids have had different educations. The oldest was strictly public schooling. He did alright, but we live in an extremely conservative part of an extremely conservative state. Most of the teachers here are probably Republicans. He's now going to school to be a Physicians Assistant after serving 5 years in the Navy.
The second child had a mixture of public and home schooling because of health issues. He was home schooled for most of his elementary and all of his middle school years. I don't think his education was as good as it could have been, but it was probably still better than average. He's working full time in a machine shop while going to college part time with a goal of going into the ministry.
Our last child went to public school for 6th-8th grades and begged us to go back to home schooling. She liked the classes of public school but hated the daily soap opera that kids would bring to class. Of the three, she's the most like her daddy, which is pretty terrifying.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at March 02, 2013 02:59 AM (G1aEt)
How does the sulphur smell now Hugo? Little warm in your new environs? Heh. Posted by: George W. Bush at March 02, 2013 05:25 AM
Joe Kennedy hardest hit.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 02, 2013 03:19 AM (cFhY4)
I hope she gets better. Couples that endure for decades wind up becoming in some ways a gestalt personality that has depths of passion seldom seen even by the children. Can be a positive or a negative if communication ever breaks down your dad sounds like a mensch.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 03:21 AM (LRFds)
It's always China somewhere....
wait I might have screwed that up...
it's always time sometime...
darn it
Posted by: sven10077 at March 02, 2013 03:24 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2013 03:52 AM (bR2AR)
Now a little story about private schools. A friend of ours has a gifted nephew. Was doing algebra "for fun" around age 5 or 6. Was going to a very expensive, large, well known in the area, private school. The parents asked about accelerated math programs for their son and they were told there wasn't one. The school wouldn't budge. They put him in a public school because they offered accelerated learning programs. Drugs, sex, students texting nude photos of each other, third graders calling their teacher a "bitch" - it's also in that same private school.
A lot of the "Hey Christians! You have to pull your kids out of public schools" is a marketing plan for the private schools.
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2013 06:12 AM (R18D0)
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