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November 01, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (1 Nov 2013)
— CDR M

Come morons, share with me the cries of despair from an Obama voter. Another satisfied member of the Obama youth. He still gives Obama waaaayyyy too much credit for things that largely happened without much effort from Obama. I'm surprised this dude didn't mention Obama's peace prize as an accomplishment. Still, it is encouraging to see someone actually say that many of the problems occurring now cannot be blamed on the republicans. Baby steps I guess.

As for the recent media scrutiny on 404Care failures, I can only wonder what the MSMs angle is. They never attack democrats unless they have a plan. I doubt they finally realized they are journalists and have a job to do besides hang out on a journolist somewhere and regurgitate democrat talking points. So what is the long con they're trying to pull off? Is this battlespace preparation for something or someone? In Russia....

I swear, Russian vodka must make one super human. Or this Russian bear was a pussy.

The bear approached Alchagirov, 80, in a raspberry field in the southern Russian region of Kabardino-Balkaria last week, but despite his age, Alchagirov showered kicks and headbutts on the bear and managed to knock it off balance.
The bear, apparently irritated by the feisty shepherd, tossed him off a cliff and sauntered away, said Alchagirov in an interview with local television. He was hospitalised with bruises, bite wounds and four broken ribs, but was spared a mauling, and released within a few days. It is not known whether the bear suffered any lasting injuries.

Cooking Fails

Good God there are some real dumb people out there.

Sci-Fi Movie

A couple of developments here. First up, plans are afoot to bring Star B l a z e r s to the big screen. Which reminds me, I still need to watch Space Battleship Yamato.

There's good news and bad news on the Star Wars front. The bad news is that they seem to have lost their screenwriter but the good news is they hired Lawrence Kasdan of Raiders of the Lost Ark and Empire Strikes Back fame to fill in. But in the end, it may not matter as Disney is sticking to a Summer 2015 release date which means it is gonna be rushed.

Then there's James Cameron going full on stupid for Showtime. Dances With Smurfs goes Super Serial - How James Cameron plans to make the worst series in the history of television. Well, I suppose these Hollywood types need something to do while they wait for 404Care to work again before they restart their promos.

Boys In School

How to help boys in the classroom. Yes, they really do need to stop "treating boys like defective girls". And bring back dodgeball.

"Girl behavior is the gold standard in schools," says psychologist Michael Thompson. "Boys are treated like defective girls." Being a boy can be a serious liability in today's classroom. Young male rambunctiousness, according to a recent study, leads teachers to underestimate their intellectual and academic abilities, says Christina Hoff Sommers, resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.
If boys are constantly subject to disapproval for their interests and enthusiasms, they are likely to become disengaged and lag further behind. Schools need to work with, not against, the kinetic imaginations of boys to move them toward becoming educated young men.

Fishing Stereotypes

Wag The Dog

Supposedly, Fido's tail wags may reveal more than you think.

When a dog sees something positive, such as its owner, it tends to wags its tail more to its right.
The wagging tends to go left when it sees something negative, like an unfamiliar dominant dog.

Dog Video

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Posted by: CDR M at 06:06 PM | Comments (782)
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1 Why don't we hear some jokes about Pelosi - ie we still can't find out what's in this bill?

Posted by: Erik at November 01, 2013 06:08 PM (ytz7F)

2 dammit, not first.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

Evening morons! Peaches, we love you even if you do come second!

Found out one of my best friends and his wife are due within a week of Mrs. Crank. Also, she loves her 9 mm early birthday present, may not get to break it in for a little while though.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 01, 2013 06:10 PM (sQ0LB)

4 Evening all! Anyone know anything about vacuum pumps? I'm needing something that pulls about 10^-4 torr or better.

Posted by: .87c at November 01, 2013 06:11 PM (qZPXs)

5 oh, oh, I heard today about some proggy-libtard-should-already-be-carbon-neutral O voter who has now discovered what buyer's remorse is all about. it does give me a tiny tingle of momentary pleasure, but i really don't expect it to change anything.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

6 DC, send me an email. *sigh* The whole nic thing is great until you go to email someone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

7 My dog always wags his tail to the left. *sad face*

Seriously though, I think his asshole first owner did something nasty to him like broke the tail or his pelvis. Fuck humans.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 01, 2013 06:12 PM (GrtrJ)

8 Someone stop me. I'm still hammering an O-bot at Politico.

*smashes fingers with hammer*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:12 PM (lVPtV)

9 I went to Walmart today. Walmart still sells sell ammunition. It's in a small 36" counter ... all of it. Apparently, there is some sort of rationing ...

Posted by: Arbalest at November 01, 2013 06:13 PM (FlRtG)

10 4 Evening all! Anyone know anything about vacuum pumps? I'm needing something that pulls about 10^-4 torr or better. Call me, maybe?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 01, 2013 06:13 PM (ZyqBH)

11 As for the recent media scrutiny on 404Care failures, I can only wonder what the MSMs angle is. They never attack democrats unless they have a plan.
.................
The angle is.. they have every confidence the JEF can pull this POS out of the fire by Nov. 30th.. and they will come back as believers and wonder why they ever doubted how miraculous Obama is.. haha.. but even if they get the website back up, this shit sandwich will still taste like a shit sandwich to those people paying 4 times what they did before Obamacare.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2013 06:13 PM (b/lt+)

12 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:12 PM (lVPtV)

Pace yourself Jane. You have the holidays coming and I seem to recall you have family members that are full on Obots right?

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 06:14 PM (OJvfL)

13 Seriously though, I think his asshole first owner did something nasty to him like broke the tail or his pelvis. Fuck humans.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 01, 2013 10:12 PM (GrtrJ)

DG, I had/have the same concern about my Cecil, but you will never know what the early weeks were like for them, you just know that they've been in a happy place since the moment you met them. It's all we get, but it's a lot. {{{{}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

14 Girl with stove on head need stitches.
lil kim

Posted by: EROWMER at November 01, 2013 06:15 PM (OONaw)

15
Seriously though, I think his asshole first owner did something nasty to him like broke the tail or his pelvis. Fuck humans.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 01, 2013 10:12 PM (GrtrJ)

Seriously. Our oldest kitteh (12 now) I found the day after 9/11. She was only four weeks old. Vet said someone either threw her hard against a wall or stomped on her tiny self.

Her diaphragm was split and her intestines had collapsed one of her lungs.

Hell doesn't have a hot enough place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:16 PM (lVPtV)

16 nice ONT M....

night-o

Posted by: sven10077 at November 01, 2013 06:16 PM (9jfyN)

17 oh, oh, I heard today about some proggy-libtard-should-already-be-carbon-neutral O voter who has now discovered what buyer's remorse is all about. it does give me a tiny tingle of momentary pleasure, but i really don't expect it to change anything. Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 10:11 PM (8lmkt) this is why hippie tears don't taste all that sweet, nothing will really change

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 01, 2013 06:16 PM (XvrTA)

18 Pace yourself Jane. You have the holidays coming and I seem to recall you have family members that are full on Obots right?

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 10:14 PM (OJvfL)

Yep. However, son is out of the Corps now and doesn't suffer Obamabots gladly. Christmas day at the Life Coach's house should be fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:17 PM (lVPtV)

19 Yeah, I want to see Battleship Yamato as well.

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (4BA+Y)

20 The bad news is that they seem to have lost their screenwriter but the good news is they hired Lawrence Kasdan

Whoa. I wonder how much they had to pay to make that happen. I might actually look forward to this.

Posted by: AD at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (NmpZu)

21 By the way, I got 22MAG at wallyworld the other day, but they only allowed 3 boxes.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (OONaw)

22 Thanks you, Horde, for all the prayers for Autumn's family. Her babysitter is facing "upgraded" chrages from the Class C felonies, but I haven't heard what they will be.

Latest article here: http://tinyurl.com/mckjw9z

Going to bed, awful day today.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (kMnHs)

23 Funny that South Park pic was posted, since there's a South Park video game out named Tenorman's Revenge. Anyone played it yet?

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (4BA+Y)

24 Peaches, I'm just grateful we have been able to rescue so many (at the present time six) abandoned animals. They love us to death. Most of them, I don't know their history but our "big dog" (technically our youngest) was definitely abused as a youngun. He came to us malnourished and his back end has never been right. He's weak in the hips and his tail only wags in one direction. I honestly have no sympathy for people who abuse helpless dogs (and children) but I'm glad that I'm at least able to give a few of them a good, long life full of love and spoilage.

As for their previous owners, I'll keep what I'd like to do to them to myself.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (GrtrJ)

25 Yep. However, son is out of the Corps now and doesn't suffer Obamabots gladly. Christmas day at the Life Coach's house should be fun. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:17 PM (lVPtV) Didn't one of your relatives have some shit to say about your son/the armed forces? Am I remembering that right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

26 Evening all! Anyone know anything about vacuum pumps? I'm needing something that pulls about 10^-4 torr or better.>>

A turbo pump will do that assuming you actually have a non leaking chamber. Then there are diffusion pumps and cryo pumps that are more finicky. All will need a standard vane or diaphragm as a backing pump for those pressures though.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 06:20 PM (MVBSu)

27 Whoa. I wonder how much they had to pay to make that happen. I might actually look forward to this.

Posted by: AD
.......
I read somewhere that Kasdan gets $300k per week for consulting on scripts. Yowza!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2013 06:20 PM (b/lt+)

28 "Come morons, share with me the cries of despair from an Obama voter. Another satisfied member of the Obama youth." And if you didn't read it, or some of the comments, you're really missing some Gold. Okay. Back to read the rest.

Posted by: TiminAL at November 01, 2013 06:20 PM (A9c4d)

29 Please let Star Blayz0rz be good

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 01, 2013 06:20 PM (d7tB2)

30 As for their previous owners, I'll keep what I'd like to do to them to myself.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 01, 2013 10:18 PM (GrtrJ)

I know, Girl, but if you ever decide to roll on that, me and fluffy got your back. I look forward to the smiting times, they are long overdue.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

Evening all,

Anyone seen Ender's Game yet? I hope they didn't ruin it. Hate to spend good money for a bad movie.

Thanks,

Posted by: Mike L at November 01, 2013 06:21 PM (yDVOv)

32 I read somewhere that Kasdan gets $300k per week for consulting on scripts. Yowza!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2013 10:20 PM (b/lt+)

Holy cow. That's some good money.

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 06:21 PM (OJvfL)

33 YAY GREAT ONT !!!! Hope All the Horde are Well this evening !!!! Now sitting back with my feet up and enjoying a nice beverage.

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 01, 2013 06:21 PM (ma5vH)

34 8 Someone stop me. I'm still hammering an O-bot at Politico.

*smashes fingers with hammer*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:12 PM (lVPtV)

Clear your mind by watching the Cooking Fail compilation.

Heat and stupidity are not a good mix.

Posted by: Ian 'Go' Galt at November 01, 2013 06:22 PM (QdOC1)

35 I know, Girl, but if you ever decide to roll on that, me and fluffy got your back. I look forward to the smiting times, they are long overdue. Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 10:20 PM (8lmkt) Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord, but it's awfully tempting at times. We're also told to seek justice. That line between the two is a damn razor's edge.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)

36 Didn't one of your relatives have some shit to say about your son/the armed forces? Am I remembering that right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

Yeah, it was the oldest female cousin, "Demanda" as she's literally known. He's fired up to take her idiot ass down this year.

She got in his face the Christmas (three weeks) before he was deployed to the Shithole. Told him, "I just want you to know I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?"

I wish I had been in the room at the time, because I would have slapped her smug, hippy, unwashed ass into the next century.

Hope she enjoys her Obamacare. Scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)

37 Clear your mind by watching the Cooking Fail compilation.Heat and stupidity are not a good mix.

Posted by: Ian 'Go' Galt at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (QdOC1)

I believe 90% of them were Obots in the video.

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 06:23 PM (OJvfL)

38 >>>Christmas day at the Life Coach's house should be fun. The Horde demands video. Or at least a very descriptive play-by-play, to include the blood splatters on the walls.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:23 PM (eQJwb)

39 Mike L: there's a Magical Muslim character, who insists on himself by saying "as-salam alaykum" in almost every scene (not understanding the difference between singular and plural, btw). Otherwise, it's pretty much just Orson Scott Card on the big screen.

I give it a b-minus.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 01, 2013 06:23 PM (d7tB2)

40 Yeah, it was the oldest female cousin, "Demanda" as she's literally known. He's fired up to take her idiot ass down this year. She got in his face the Christmas (three weeks) before he was deployed to the Shithole. Told him, "I just want you to know I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?" I wish I had been in the room at the time, because I would have slapped her smug, hippy, unwashed ass into the next century. Hope she enjoys her Obamacare. Scrunt. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (lVPtV) Savannah is close. I'm crashing your family Christmas party just so I can watch and cheer on your son. And shake his damn hand.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

41 I've been here for a short few minutes, but it's time for me to hit my mattress. Wine and early rising makes me a sleepy girl.

G'nite morons. Have a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 01, 2013 06:24 PM (GrtrJ)

42 I read somewhere that Kasdan gets $300k per week for consulting on scripts. Yowza! I hear we have all sorts of scripts that are bad. Get him!

Posted by: Joey "That's Why I'm A Lawyer" Biden at November 01, 2013 06:25 PM (FcR7P)

43 >>>Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord, but it's awfully tempting at times. I'm not much of a Christian, but I seem to recall "blessed be The Lord my strength, who teaches my hands to fight, and my fingers to war."

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:26 PM (eQJwb)

44 I believe 90% of them were Obots in the video.

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 10:23 PM (OJvfL)

Yeah. Too many of them were jiving, er, dancing, amongst sharp objects.

Also quite unwise.

Posted by: Ian 'Go' Galt at November 01, 2013 06:26 PM (QdOC1)

45 "Posted by: pookysgirl at November 01, 2013 10:18 PM"

Well, fuck. :-(

Prayers for the family. Poor little thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2013 06:26 PM (W0YvX)

46 Wow, that Harvard med student was a whiny little bitch. Seriously, he needs to have the estrogen beaten out of him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 06:26 PM (lr3d7)

47
Savannah is close. I'm crashing your family Christmas party just so I can watch and cheer on your son.

And shake his damn hand.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:23 PM (GEICT)

You're welcome any time, but we have to travel on Christmas Day to the Life Coach's house to spend a Day In Hell.

I always loved Christmas. Until we had to travel to Obamabot-ville.

I really, really need to plan a Savannah moron meetup. D'oh Boy would love to meet the Horde (especially if any 'rons/'ettes would bring along cute young 20 something moronettes for him to meet).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:27 PM (lVPtV)

The MSM is pouncing on 404 Care because the left always blames the implementation of their policies for the failure of their policies.

Lame duck Obama and the site will get the heat for this to protect the idea of universal healthcare.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 01, 2013 06:27 PM (ES9R7)

49 Evening all! Anyone know anything about vacuum pumps? I'm needing something that pulls about 10^-4 torr or better.>>

Oh crap my buddy at work bought either a Balzers or Varian Turbo molecular pump from our company's red tag auction that he wants to sell (never heard that he sold it for big bucks). This pump would probably do a decent job on a 1' cube and with time larger. If you really need one I can get you in touch with him. The pump appears to be a brand new spare but would need a control module.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 06:27 PM (MVBSu)

50 She got in his face the Christmas (three weeks) before he was deployed to the Shithole. Told him, "I just want you to know I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (lVPtV) "Let me tell you about the terrorists I killed on your behalf. Seriously, I thought of you as I sent them to their eternal reward."

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:27 PM (EWSzw)

51 I'm not much of a Christian, but I seem to recall "blessed be The Lord my strength, who teaches my hands to fight, and my fingers to war." Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 10:26 PM (eQJwb) Psalms. And yeah, it's a tough thing. Are we taking vengeance for our own justification? Are we seeking justice for His? Really really tough road to follow. Not easy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

52
"Let me tell you about the terrorists I killed on your behalf. Seriously, I thought of you as I sent them to their eternal reward."

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:27 PM (EWSzw)

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:28 PM (lVPtV)

53 I really, really need to plan a Savannah moron meetup. D'oh Boy would love to meet the Horde (especially if any 'rons/'ettes would bring along cute young 20 something moronettes for him to meet). Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:27 PM (lVPtV) Convince him to come to NoVa. I could round up a posse of young ladies for him to meet.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:29 PM (EWSzw)

54 That's why there's a real advantage to have single sex schools because of the stupid stuff of treating boys like defective girls. I'm sure that's why a over diagnosis of ADHD and ADD-that they don't take into account that boys are just wired not to sit still as long and often learn better when they actually do something rather than listen. Some of the boy only schools incorporate more phys ed into their programs or try to have special physical activities outside they room so if they get too antzy they can throw a fey basketballs around

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2013 06:30 PM (23Kgq)

55 "Let me tell you about the terrorists I killed ~~on your behalf~~ and what they do to women in their country. Seriously, I thought of you as I sent them to their eternal reward." Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:27 PM (EWSzw) And that description should be graphic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

56 Oh my LOVE THAT LAB VIDEO !!!! Hehehehehehehehe We have Labs and they are the Awesome !!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 01, 2013 06:30 PM (ma5vH)

57 Convince him to come to NoVa. I could round up a posse of young ladies for him to meet.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:29 PM (EWSzw)

That's kind of a long way for a Low Country Boy to meet up with a potential love interest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:30 PM (lVPtV)

58 I'm thinking about setting up a Twitter account in the name of my small (but tiny!) blog. Because I need yet another on-line obligation to totes forsake. g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 06:31 PM (JMmQ9)

59 That's kind of a long way for a Low Country Boy to meet up with a potential love interest. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:30 PM (lVPtV) Ah, but I can round up a bunch of Southern ladies.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:31 PM (EWSzw)

60 Our new stray puppy stayed home alone tonight while hubby and I went to a funeral. No mess and nothing was chewed up. He is a darling. Screw the asshole that beat him and left him to die.

Posted by: jmel at November 01, 2013 06:31 PM (cfFqn)

61 Brb......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

62 Re: Med student "I felt that a second term for Obama, free from the pressures of future elections, would fulfill the hope that we had heard of for so long." WTF? What 'hope' exactly was it that you had? Unicorn farts?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

63 Then there's James Cameron going full on stupid for Showtime.

James Cameron is a genius as a technician but as a storyteller he's an amateurish hack. Most of his first draft scripts read like fan fiction someone dropped at his booth at ComicCon

Without his wiz camerawork and special effects, his work is painful to sit through

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:33 PM (aTXUx)

64 BC, you've got mail

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:33 PM (eQJwb)

65 Posted by: jmel at November 01, 2013 10:31 PM (cfFqn)

God bless you, jmel. He's a lucky puppy!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

66 Never mind. I see your reply.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:34 PM (eQJwb)

67 What an idiotic insensitive thing to say, "Will you enjoy killing people"? Even if she didn't approve of his choice it's HIS choice and it would have been far better to not say that and just ask about what excited him about going into the service. That's one of those basic "How to win friends and influence people" suggestions: Talk about what they're interested in. Sorry, Jane and I-at a distance0thank your son for his service to his country. My God bless him as he thinks about further schooling and/or other work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2013 06:34 PM (23Kgq)

68 Son's buddy who got out of the Corps the same time just spent a week with us. Kid is from MO and had never been to the South or laid eyes on the Atlantic Ocean.

He loved being here, was an extremely smart, intelligent young man.

Funny, that in 2008 he voted for Obama. Now he hates him with the heat of millions of suns.

He told a chilling story of guarding insurgents in Afghanistan, and a man telling them what he witnessed as a teenager during the war with the Soviet Union.

The Soviets would come into a village, select the prettiest young girl, take her up in a helicopter, gang rape her, and drop her out of the copter from a high altitude into the village center.

No wonder those people are so fucked up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:34 PM (lVPtV)

69 58 I'm thinking about setting up a Twitter account in the name of my small (but tiny!) blog.

Because I need yet another on-line obligation to totes forsake.

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

GGE did it last night while here on the ONT with us. Let us know when you set it up so we can follow you. Believe it or not, you'll get more followers in an hour after setting it up than 404Care got signups on the first day

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:34 PM (aTXUx)

70 That's kind of a long way for a Low Country Boy to meet up with a potential love interest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:30 PM (lVPtV)

No, it's not. He's a young man and a Marine. When it comes to poon, he'll crawl through Hell.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 06:35 PM (lr3d7)

71 Our new stray puppy stayed home alone tonight while hubby and I went to a funeral. No mess and nothing was chewed up. He is a darling. Screw the asshole that beat him and left him to die. Posted by: jmel at November 01, 2013 10:31 PM (cfFqn) *Shoves doggie treats through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:35 PM (EWSzw)

72 58 I'm thinking about setting up a Twitter account in the name of my small (but tiny!) blog.

Because I need yet another on-line obligation to totes forsake.

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

Do it so you can be One of Us

One of Us! One of Us! One of Us!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:35 PM (aTXUx)

73 I really, really need to plan a Savannah moron meetup. D'oh Boy would love to meet the Horde (especially if any 'rons/'ettes would bring along cute young 20 something moronettes for him to meet).>>

In Minnesota but I would love it if D'oh boy would take an interest in either of my 20 something daughters. Man the crap they bring home is exasperating. (younger one is actually raising he sights) I know you didn't get lucky bringing up D'oh boy to be a fine man cause I know how hard it was to get my girls to where they are.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 06:36 PM (MVBSu)

74 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:34 PM (lVPtV)

Oh, GOD, Jane . . . that is the stuff of nightmares. Now mine.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

75 *shot* *shot* *mixed drink chaser* Yeeeeaaaarrrggghhh. Wow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)

76 Ah, my first taste of Rockets/Smarties in years! It's like I'm 8 again!

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 06:36 PM (4BA+Y)

77 What 'hope' exactly was it that you had? Unicorn farts? Bring heaven on earth, provide "free" health care for all people with no glitches-you know kind of like they have in England. ( insert eye roll)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2013 06:37 PM (23Kgq)

78 No, it's not. He's a young man and a Marine. When it comes to poon, he'll crawl through Hell.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:35 PM (lr3d7)

Well, there's that. *washes brain with bleach*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:37 PM (lVPtV)

79 Vendette! There was a discussion earlier about the NoVaMoMee. Bannion, AtC, MWR, WashingtonNearsider and I are all on board for making it an annual thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

80 Has anyone seen ChemJeff around lately?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

81 "I voted for Obama again in 2012, but not because I was excited by his candidacy. Mitt Romney presented a confusing and unrefined alternative who could not seem to lock down his policies or his positions" Mitt Romney could explain his policies in excruciating detail, Sonny. I would trust this whiny twerp to rake my leaves. Good luck in the job market, Sport.

Posted by: fluffy at November 01, 2013 06:38 PM (W3BdT)

82 The Soviets would come into a village, select the prettiest young girl, take her up in a helicopter, gang rape her, and drop her out of the copter from a high altitude into the village center. No wonder those people are so fucked up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:34 PM (lVPtV) --The Spetznaz would also leave baby dolls with bombs in them to blow up Afghan girls. Fucking sickos.

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 06:38 PM (4BA+Y)

83 Evenin' evryone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2013 06:39 PM (JawqV)

84 Has anyone seen ChemJeff around lately?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (aDwsi)

He was here the other night . . . hasn't change a bit.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

85 Jane,

It's like a mighty river; a force of nature that you can't stop, but only control and redirect and try to keep from knocking up the 22yo stripper with a sleeve of tattoos and stretch marks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 06:41 PM (lr3d7)

--The Spetznaz would also leave baby dolls with bombs in them to blow up Afghan girls.

What on earth did they expect to accomplish by that?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 01, 2013 06:41 PM (IPT9p)

87 Ah, my first taste of Rockets/Smarties in years! It's like I'm 8 again! Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 10:36 PM (4BA+Y) Translation for the rest of the Horde: The candy known as "Smarties" in the United States is known as "Rockets" in Canuckistan. "Smarties" in Canuckistan are kinda like M&Ms, aka. candy-coated chocolate.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:41 PM (EWSzw)

88 I'm not much of a Christian, but I seem to recall "blessed be The Lord my strength, who teaches my hands to fight, and my fingers to war." Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 10:26 PM (eQJwb) Psalms. And yeah, it's a tough thing. Are we taking vengeance for our own justification? Are we seeking justice for His? Really really tough road to follow. Not easy. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:28 PM Related: I just loaded another 200 rounds of 7.62 x 39 onto stripper clips this evening. I am not seeking vengeance, I'm just preparing for The Coming Zombie Apocalypse...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

The japanese live action Space Battleship Yamato was enjoyable. It's on youtube if you don't want to buy it. It's subtitled.

Lawrence Kasdan has a pretty good resume, hopefully he will bring another good script to Star Wars.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 01, 2013 06:42 PM (KlVdw)

90 So what is the long con they're trying to pull off? Is this battlespace preparation for something or someone?

Both something and someone. The something is the continuation of rule by the elite leftist collective. Obama is simply an icon and figurehead to present to the masses.

The Someone is HILLARY who'll easily move the plan along and do as the collective and the puppetmasters wish.

At worst the narrative will be that all the problems during the Obama reign were due simply to his willingness to get along with insurgent Republicans because he's just too awesome to dirty his hands with politics. The collective will be assured that HILLARY! is a take no prisoners fighter who won't give an inch

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:42 PM (aTXUx)

91 85 Jane,

It's like a mighty river; a force of nature that you can't stop, but only control and redirect and try to keep from knocking up the 22yo stripper with a sleeve of tattoos and stretch marks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:41 PM (lr3d7)

*reaches for taser*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:42 PM (lVPtV)

92 >>>Bannion, AtC, MWR, WashingtonNearsider and I are all on board for making it an annual thing. Count me in, as long as I can grab a couch with one of the locals. I-95 and a .25 BAC do not mix.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:43 PM (eQJwb)

93 What on earth did they expect to accomplish by that? Posted by: Grey Fox at November 01, 2013 10:41 PM (IPT9p) [shrug] Worked for me.

Posted by: Stalin at November 01, 2013 06:43 PM (4BA+Y)

94 I was looking at another blog where the topic was driving songs. Here's one. Take it away, Uncle Chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcblXxc4oqo

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

95 I am not seeking vengeance, I'm just preparing for The Coming Zombie Apocalypse... Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 10:41 PM (JMmQ9) I see nothing at all unChristian about being prepared. God blessed me with a beautiful family and any motherfucker that threatens that particular blessing is gonna have a real bad day. Btw, do you do your own loading?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

96 I hope Nathan realizes his doctoring profession is going to suck real hard under the 404care, regulators looking over his shoulder and advising him on the proper procedure and such. Sweet Justice is sweet, like a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie sweet.

Posted by: hammer meet nail at November 01, 2013 06:44 PM (EMtVt)

97 What on earth did they expect to accomplish by that?>>

I think they call that Terrorism. And the result part doesn't play well with reality in that mindset.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 06:44 PM (MVBSu)

98 Count me in, as long as I can grab a couch with one of the locals. I-95 and a .25 BAC do not mix. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 10:43 PM (eQJwb) I hear that. My taxi bill was OBSCENE. Of course, I partially blame Bannion for that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

99 Mitt Romney could explain his policies in excruciating detail, Sonny.

I would trust this whiny twerp to rake my leaves. Good luck in the job market, Sport.
Posted by: fluffy at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (W3BdT)

This twerp, and all his idiot friends, wanted to vote for Barack Obama no matter what the man's positions were. Liberalism is the "cool" position, so everyone pretends that they've come to it after "careful consideration of the issues" when in reality they didn't listen to a damn thing Romney said.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 06:44 PM (lr3d7)

100 The fishing video cracked me up. I'm so getting one of those floating ice chests and doing that the next time I go fishing with my uncle. It reminded me of a fishing story from early in my parents' marriage. My dad called my mom from work and told her to have his fishing gear on the front porch when he gets home. He says he and my godfather are going fishing after they finish graveyards. So, my mom is pissed. She's been home all day with three kids under the age of four, and she knows they aren't going fishing. They are going to drink beer and cast. Dad walks up the porch steps to find a dip next with a six pack of beer in it and a note that says "have fun fishing because you won't be catching when you get home."

Posted by: no good deed at November 01, 2013 06:45 PM (k55Fc)

101 Vendette! There was a discussion earlier about the NoVaMoMee. Bannion, AtC, MWR, WashingtonNearsider and I are all on board for making it an annual thing. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (GEICT) I read that thread. I'd love for it to be an annual event. As well, if Bannion is around, if he wants to cook dinner for those he wishes I'll bring the wine. I hate to say, though, that I don't think I can outdo the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness (which was a joint contribution from Bannion).

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:45 PM (EWSzw)

102 Translation for the rest of the Horde: The candy known as "Smarties" in the United States is known as "Rockets" in Canuckistan. "Smarties" in Canuckistan are kinda like M&Ms, aka. candy-coated chocolate. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:41 PM (EWSzw) --The first month I came to Canada I saw an ad for a choclate bar with Smarties in them I thought, "Eeeewww!" I love Smarties and I love chocolate, but both together? Then I found out about the different names. The tiny difference between Rockets and Smarties is that Rockets are a little smoother/glossier, while Smarties are dustier.

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 06:45 PM (4BA+Y)

103 What on earth did they expect to accomplish by that? Posted by: Grey Fox at November 01, 2013 10:41 PM (IPT9p) Absolute fear. "This is what happens if you resist. If we give them what they want, maybe we'll be spared."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

104 Bernie Goetz Â– the infamous Â“Subway VigilanteÂ” who became part of New York City lore when he shot four youths he said were threatening him on the subway in 1984 Â– was busted Friday evening for peddling pot to an undercover female cop, The Post has learned. Goetz was arrested on the street at West 15th Street and Fifth Avenue near his apartment at about 5:45 p.m., police sources said. Â“He told her he wanted to get high with her and sold her a small amount of pot in a tissue,Â” a source said. I saw that movie. "My Idiot Brother"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2013 06:47 PM (UbDLm)

105 *reaches for taser*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:42 PM (lVPtV)

Hey, don't blame the messenger.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 06:47 PM (lr3d7)

106 81 "I voted for Obama again in 2012, but not because I was excited by his candidacy. Mitt Romney presented a confusing and unrefined alternative who could not seem to lock down his policies or his positions"

Mitt Romney could explain his policies in excruciating detail, Sonny.

I would trust this whiny twerp to rake my leaves. Good luck in the job market, Sport.

Posted by: fluffy at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (W3BdT)

Romney's problem was probably that he could ONLY explain in excruciating detail. If you can't lay it out in a 10 second sound bite for the LIV's, you're trying to teach a pig to sing

I shook my head when one of the Morons claimed that Romney only needed to take out a 30 minute tv spot to explain his policies on a white board

The LIVs want a quick and easy explanation so they can get on with their regular tv schedule, not sit through what feels like a business meeting from their couches

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:47 PM (aTXUx)

107 It's November. Autumn is my favorite time of the year. The leaves here are at their peak: My Sorrow, when she's here with me, Thinks these dark days of autumn rain Are beautiful as days can be; She loves the bare, the withered tree; She walks the sodden pasture lane. Her pleasure will not let me stay. She talks and I am fain to list: She's glad the birds are gone away, She's glad her simple worsted grey Is silver now with clinging mist. The desolate, deserted trees, The faded earth, the heavy sky, The beauties she so truly sees, She thinks I have no eye for these, And vexes me for reason why. Not yesterday I learned to know The love of bare November days Before the coming of the snow, But it were vain to tell her so, And they are better for her praise. - Robert Frost

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

108 @86 Strike terror in the hearts of the un... ah, believers.

Posted by: Beagle at November 01, 2013 06:48 PM (sOtz/)

109 I read that thread. I'd love for it to be an annual event. As well, if Bannion is around, if he wants to cook dinner for those he wishes I'll bring the wine. I hate to say, though, that I don't think I can outdo the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness (which was a joint contribution from Bannion). Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:45 PM (EWSzw) I absolutely want it to be an annual event. It was great this last time and I think we can keep that up. No one would expect you too. Bannion went way above and beyond on the first MeetUp. I think just setting up a place for us to gather would be more than enough from here on out. Honestly, that night was something I'll remember for a long long time. Great time with great people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

110 Related: I just loaded another 200 rounds of 7.62 x 39 onto stripper clips this evening.>>

I have not used stripper clips much. But the ones I have seem really tight. I expected the rounds to slide but you really have to force them. Did I get the wrong ones or bad ones or do stripper clips just take a real hard push?

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 06:48 PM (MVBSu)

111 If there is another NoVAMoMee I'll start a fund to pay for the D'oh Family's attendance.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:49 PM (EWSzw)

112 111 If there is another NoVAMoMee I'll start a fund to pay for the D'oh Family's attendance. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:49 PM (EWSzw) Seconded. And I say we push for an Ewok appearance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

113 I see nothing at all unChristian about being prepared. God blessed me with a beautiful family and any motherfucker that threatens that particular blessing is gonna have a real bad day. Btw, do you do your own loading? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:43 PM Sadly, no. I gots to rely on my local Walmart for my "click / boom" stuff

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

114 So, we have city council elections coming up, and a stealth group of Democrats have put together a slate to support the mayor (who also was a stealth Democrat when she ran), presumably so they can gin up some bogus accomplishments for her to better serve when her inevitable Congressional (or other such) run begins (I loved it a month or so after her election two years back when a restaraunt review in the metro paper for a place in another city--but conviently in the district--*just* happened to mention that the new mayor from town X was finishing when the writer was entering. My takeaway was "Why, how absolutely coincidental! How young, fresh and exciting this new *female* mayor looks, sure to bring harmony and change to that contentitious town X, but.she's.just.like.you--why she even eats at the same restaraunt!") At any rate, they recruited a black candidate to get the new demographic in town. Just got her flyer today. Says she is "A Renaissance woman". Right there on the front. Must be true, because she says it. Of course, the typos on the back of the flyer do somewhat cast doubt on the claim. Though I admit I am strongly in favor of someone who wants "bike trials". Teach those hooligan bikes who's boss. Lock 'em up and throw away the key. Idiots.

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 06:50 PM (yPIV/)

115 Who wants a shot? I've got St. Elmo's Fire. 100 proof cinnamon liquor with cayenne. Like Fireball, with a testosterone chaser.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:51 PM (eQJwb)

116 speaking of songs.
MO-ron.
One bed, 2 girls, 3 bottles of wine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXS9WGYptM0

Posted by: redclay at November 01, 2013 06:51 PM (IfEUR)

117

--The Spetznaz would also leave baby dolls with bombs in them to blow up Afghan girls. Fucking sickos.

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (4BA+Y)

They sought to break the will of the Afghans to fight. Things did not go quite as they hoped.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 01, 2013 06:51 PM (sQ0LB)

118 You know what I love tonight? The sound of our son upstairs, laughing his ass off over some stupid video. My husband is already asleep, and son needs to go to sleep soon, so they can leave in the morning at 5:00 for the U of SC game.

Just hearing the kid laughing makes my day. I've seen such dark looks in his eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:51 PM (lVPtV)

119 Who wants a shot? I've got St. Elmo's Fire. 100 proof cinnamon liquor with cayenne. Like Fireball, with a testosterone chaser. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (eQJwb) Please say you're drinking it with the Birthday Girl.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:52 PM (EWSzw)

120 115 Who wants a shot? I've got St. Elmo's Fire. 100 proof cinnamon liquor with cayenne. Like Fireball, with a testosterone chaser. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (eQJwb) Good grief. What's the matter with you? I'll trade you a shot of the Jaeger I'm doing for one of yours.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:52 PM (GEICT)

121 94 I was looking at another blog where the topic was driving songs.

Here's one. Take it away, Uncle Chuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcblXxc4oqo Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 10:43 PM

Great one, but this is probably the one most popular with the Moron Horde

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10X3zJpMDMo

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:52 PM (aTXUx)

122 My policies were always clearly defined and easy to understand: I'm going to take shit from other folks and give it to you.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 01, 2013 06:52 PM (Dwehj)

123 Just hearing the kid laughing makes my day. I've seen such dark looks in his eyes. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (lVPtV) Ma'am, that boy needs something, you let me know. bcochran1981 at gmail dot com

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

124 Radar Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

125 >>>Please say you're drinking it with the Birthday Girl. She won't touch the stuff. But we have put down three bottles of wine already tonight. But, as my little Princess said to Cougar earlier: "we can't sing Happy Birthday, because its not your real birthday. It's just a pretend birthday for presents."

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 06:54 PM (eQJwb)

126 111 If there is another NoVAMoMee I'll start a fund to pay for the D'oh Family's attendance.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:49 PM (EWSzw)

Hey, we only stay in 4-star hotels. And only drink the best vodka/Scotch.

Seriously, if we can ever schedule one of your meet-ups, I'm sure the Boys and I will be on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:54 PM (lVPtV)

127 Forgive me if this comes out garbled I am seriously pissed about these fucked up commercials by Alyssa Milano for UNICEF about those poor starving brown children in Africa or where ever. I remember being a small child and seeing this shit. When does the world stop running this crap about people having 9, 10 or 12 children and hoping that maybe one will survive and have us schmucks give them money to fuck some more to produce more "poor little brown babies" so they can get more money to fuck some more Â…and so onÂ…and so on...

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 06:54 PM (RLdcX)

128 The LIVs want a quick and easy explanation so they can get on with their regular tv schedule, not sit through what feels like a business meeting from their couches

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 10:47 PM (aTXUx)

I don't think even that would work. They want to be part of the cool crowd, to be part of history and feed their own narcissism. The next Republican candidate should go full asshole. Show up to the debates with a cigar and a fifth of whiskey, insult the press, and generally mock the whole process. Yes, ideas are important, but so is crafting an image, unfortunately.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (lr3d7)

129 @114 - In my office is "gentleman" who is running for City Council. He's obviously using it as his entry point to politics because he can't actually articulate why he wants to be on the City Council.

He's currently circulating petitions to get on the ballot.

His name is misspelled on those petitions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (JawqV)

130 "Romney's problem was probably that he could ONLY explain in excruciating detail. If you can't lay it out in a 10 second sound bite for the LIV's, you're trying to teach a pig to sing I shook my head when one of the Morons claimed that Romney only needed to take out a 30 minute tv spot to explain his policies on a white board The LIVs want a quick and easy explanation so they can get on with their regular tv schedule, not sit through what feels like a business meeting from their couches." Not to mention that Romney, due to his wealth accumulation in finance, was always going to be a "Richie Rich" guy to the LIVs. Hell, TPM still deems it "news" that the Romneys put in a car elevator, while omitting the Obamas flying in their dog separately while on one of their various vacays. The only things Obama ever had for him were his media-fabricated "cool" image and his aggressive campaigning (which was laid out by loyal lackeys like Asshole-rod and such).

Posted by: Thrawn at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (ZyqBH)

131 As usual, the British papers have more info than we do about the shooter in LA: From a commentator at "The Other McCain": Daily mail has pics, story. The usual supsects will be disappointed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new... Edited to add: The shooter's mother died, in 2009 (age 4

and per UK mail, of MS after many years with disease. I wondered why someone so young was in SS death index. FWIW there is suspicion of a increased prevalence of spectrum disorders in children of MS sufferers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (23Kgq)

132 Just hearing the kid laughing makes my day. I've seen such dark looks in his eyes. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (lVPtV) Ma'am, that boy needs something, you let me know. bcochran1981 at gmail dot com Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT) Not Jaguars' tickets.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (EWSzw)

133 122 My policies were always clearly defined and easy to understand: I'm going to take shit from other folks and give it to you. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 01, 2013 10:52 PM (Dwehj) Hi. I'm one of the people you take from. *CUNT PUNT*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)

134
Ma'am, that boy needs something, you let me know.

bcochran1981 at gmail dot com

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT)

I think I have you on my e-mail list, don't I??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (lVPtV)

135 117 --The Spetznaz would also leave baby dolls with bombs in them to blow up Afghan girls. Fucking sickos. Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (4BA+Y) They sought to break the will of the Afghans to fight. Things did not go quite as they hoped. Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (sQ0LB) --The commies tried to outdo the descendants of Muhammad and Tamerlane in terrorism, and failed. Kinda like the GOP's futility trying to outspend Democrats.

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 06:55 PM (4BA+Y)

136 Not Jaguars' tickets. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 10:55 PM (EWSzw) *glares* Unbelievably, they got worse today. Much, much worse.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:56 PM (GEICT)

137 My favorite driving song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7l7nDuj1o

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 06:56 PM (aTXUx)

138 Might be a repeat but Driving Songs.

Radar Love

http://tinyurl.com/mqqd2hq

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 06:56 PM (MVBSu)

139 I think I have you on my e-mail list, don't I?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:55 PM (lVPtV) That I do not know ma'am. Never gotten an email from you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

140 You know what I love tonight? The sound of our son upstairs, laughing his ass off over some stupid video.

I love that, too, Jane. Thank you for putting it out there. God bless, my friend.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

141 Who wants a shot? I've got St. Elmo's Fire. 100 proof cinnamon liquor with cayenne. Like Fireball, with a testosterone chaser. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM I'm in.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

142 Daily Mail link on shooting: http://tinyurl.com/krb7jd3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2013 06:57 PM (23Kgq)

143 "The next Republican candidate should go full asshole. Show up to the debates with a cigar and a fifth of whiskey, insult the press, and generally mock the whole process. Yes, ideas are important, but so is crafting an image, unfortunately." Yes. Newt Gingrich should never ever be a Presidential Candidate again, but he can do the GOP a favor and run a kinda media-dealings boot camp for any interested Republican contender.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 01, 2013 06:57 PM (ZyqBH)

144 Hi. I'm one of the people you take from.

Skin in the game, son. Skin in the game.

Posted by: Plugz Biden, Assistant Webmaster at November 01, 2013 06:58 PM (Dwehj)

145 My God I would have been first, but I read the articles and watched the videos!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 06:58 PM (l3vZN)

146 lol how about a 12 gig 780ti?

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 06:58 PM (vJdyz)

147 That I do not know ma'am. Never gotten an email from you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:57 PM (GEICT)

I'll test it in a bit. If you get something from some kp something it will be me.

I'm pretty sure we've exchanged stuff a while back. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 06:59 PM (lVPtV)

148 Skin in the game, son. Skin in the game. Posted by: Plugz Biden, Assistant Webmaster at November 01, 2013 10:58 PM (Dwehj) Look Joe! Shiny! Look at the shiny!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)

149 Yes. Newt Gingrich should never ever be a Presidential Candidate again, but he can do the GOP a favor and run a kinda media-dealings boot camp for any interested Republican contender.

Yes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 07:00 PM (lr3d7)

150 I'll test it in a bit. If you get something from some kp something it will be me. I'm pretty sure we've exchanged stuff a while back. But I could be wrong. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:59 PM (lVPtV) I'll be looking for it. And it's entirely possible. I was just telling DC in an email that it can be a pain trying to keep the Horde straight. Emails don't match up to nics and I'm lost.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

151 Hey, we only stay in 4-star hotels. And only drink the best vodka/Scotch. Seriously, if we can ever schedule one of your meet-ups, I'm sure the Boys and I will be on it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:54 PM (lVPtV) I'll volunteer Bannion at the moment, but I guarantee we'll take care of you, D'oh Boy, and the D'oh Hubby.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:00 PM (EWSzw)

152 >>>I'll trade you a shot of the Jaeger I'm doing for one of yours. Sure! Then I'll trade my brand new Lexus for your 1988 Volvo wagon. (For any Morons with thievery in their hearts, I do not, in fact, own a brand new Lexus. Or any Lexus. More's the pity.)

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:01 PM (eQJwb)

153
I love that, too, Jane. Thank you for putting it out there. God bless, my friend.

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 10:57 PM (8lmkt)

God bless YOU, sweetheart! You're the best!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:01 PM (lVPtV)

154 138 Might be a repeat but Driving Songs. Radar Love http://tinyurl.com/mqqd2hq Posted by: The Hickster ------------------ ... 124

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:01 PM (aDwsi)

155 THIS is a good road trip song: http://youtu.be/8s8l75Oxf1U Also, any Swervedriver album.

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 07:01 PM (4BA+Y)

156 Did DC just insult my Jaeger????? NO MOAR PICS FOR YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

157 I just got done watching The Magnificent Seven. Now it's bedtime. Goodnight folks.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at November 01, 2013 07:01 PM (MnSla)

158 I don't think even that would work. They want to be part of the cool crowd, to be part of history and feed their own narcissism. The next Republican candidate should go full asshole. Show up to the debates with a cigar and a fifth of whiskey, insult the press, and generally mock the whole process. Yes, ideas are important, but so is crafting an image, unfortunately.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:55 PM

I don't know if that would win, but it would make some GOP establishment folks here cough up their own balls seeing that.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 07:02 PM (aTXUx)

159 >>>I'm in. Pours shot for Alton onto iPad. *iPad craps out*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:02 PM (eQJwb)

160 I don't know if that would win, but it would make some GOP establishment folks here cough up their own balls seeing that. Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 11:02 PM (aTXUx) If a R Pres Candidate went Full Moron, I'd have a boner that Helen Thomas couldn't kill.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

161 I think the MSM's "plan" in focusing on the Obamacare roll debacle started out of genuine shock that their god had failed them with such an obviously inept website. They have since gotten a hold of themselves enough to continue the piling on while disseminating WH talking points to help Obama ("those were crappy plans anyway" etc) but at the same time pushing him to *fix* it PDQ because they know there is only so long they can cover for him now that we're talking reality, not fantasy. Look at the arc taken by Ezra Klein's reporting on this as typical of most in the MSM.

As for young Nathan, the Obama voter crying in despair -- oh, how his story warms the cockles of my cold, black heart. Newsflash, kid: the government doesn't care about you.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 01, 2013 07:03 PM (FDGeg)

162 Pours shot for Alton onto iPad. *iPad craps out* Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:02 PM (eQJwb) *facepalm* You may not survive a MoMee.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

163 Also I am non-plussed.Daughter the younger (deployed) send me a Weber grill for my birthday and I am trying to put it together. The damn thing has a million parts and 2 million screws, nuts, bolts and washers. Can someone come and give me a hand with that jigsaw puzzle?

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:04 PM (RLdcX)

164 And it's entirely possible. I was just telling DC in an email that it can be a pain trying to keep the Horde straight. Emails don't match up to nics and I'm lost.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:00 PM (GEICT)

Same here. I've got Tami, EC, CDRM, and others I won't go into here (mainly 'cause my brain is fogged with Pinot Grigio).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:04 PM (lVPtV)

165 I hear that. My taxi bill was OBSCENE. Of course, I partially blame Bannion for that. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:44 PM (GEICT) Where did you guys meet up?

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:04 PM (z4WKX)

166 My God I would have been first, but I read the articles and watched the videos!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 10:58 PM (l3vZN)

ya goof!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 01, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

167 >>>NO MOAR PICS FOR YOU!!!!!! 1) that's a filthy lie, and you know it. B) jaeger ist ein gut drinken. But it ain't no Lexus.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:05 PM (eQJwb)

168 ... 124 Posted by: Mike Hammer..>>

Yes I went up thread and noticed one other driving song that was actually named it the post.And dam if it wasn't Radar Love.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:06 PM (MVBSu)

169 I don't think even that would work. They want to be part of the cool crowd, to be part of history and feed their own narcissism. The next Republican candidate should go full asshole. Show up to the debates with a cigar and a fifth of whiskey, insult the press, and generally mock the whole process. Yes, ideas are important, but so is crafting an image, unfortunately.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:55 PM

You're describing Empire of Jeff as the ideal nominee.

I like it

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 07:06 PM (aTXUx)

170 'How to help boys in the classroom. Yes, they really do need to stop "treating boys like defective girls". And bring back dodgeball.' My sister is a teachers' aide in a school that is preschool, kindergarten, and 1st grade. They don't allow the kids to play tag. No shit. In the Catholic grade school I attended, in the winter the snowplows would leave big hills of snow on the edges of the parking lot. We played King of the Hill where the whole point was to knock people off the snow hill onto their asses. It was survival of the fittest and the girls liked playing it as much as the boys.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2013 07:06 PM (DpI6K)

171 Where did you guys meet up? Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:04 PM (z4WKX) The Light Horse in Alexandria, VA

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)

172 so where is chique hanging out these days?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2013 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

173 For those that missed it earlier, as of today: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/1/obama-orders-government-prep-global-warming/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:08 PM (aDwsi)

174 You're describing Empire of Jeff as the ideal nominee. I like it Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 11:06 PM (aTXUx) Yup. There was a discussion in a thread a while back about tactics and how the R's need to take the gloves off. I opined that the R's need a Carville. A down in the dirt, hard nosed, take no prisoners, do whatever it takes bastard. A couple commenters mentioned EoJ and myself. Proudest moment here. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

175 Pours shot for Alton onto iPad. *iPad craps out* Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:02 PM I licked the screen, but, nothing... It's the thought that counts, right?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

176 Which ever angel designed Labs, he was definitely the class clown.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:08 PM (xz0nG)

177 There are several people I have contact with (well known here) who I no longer remember their nics.

Drives me crazy now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:09 PM (lVPtV)

178 46 Wow, that Harvard med student was a whiny little bitch. Seriously, he needs to have the estrogen beaten out of him. Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:26 PM (lr3d7) Yeah, I couldn't stand him, either.

Posted by: Jesse at November 01, 2013 07:09 PM (mpTrn)

179 Also I am non-plussed.Daughter the younger (deployed) send me a Weber grill for my birthday and I am trying to put it together. The damn thing has a million parts and 2 million screws, nuts, bolts and washers. Can someone come and give me a hand with that jigsaw puzzle?>>

Happy to help but It's a Weber they don't do the million screw stuff. Cheap crap does that.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:09 PM (MVBSu)

180 The soviets had a small AP mine that looked vaguely like a butterfly. cylindrical center detonatey thing with flat wings on each side.

It armed when it hit the ground. They'd be scattered like seeds from a heli. Stock versions were green/gray and blended in with rocks and vegetation...

...others were painted bright colors so kids would play with them.

Back in the early 80's, dead tree mag era, Soldier of Fortune magazine did an extensive piece on those Soviet "toe popper" mines with one of their reporters getting pics of actual examples on the ground. SOF really did some outstanding reporting on the Soviet era in A-stan.

The Nazis did similar things with some airdropped AP bombs painting them bright colors so kids would play with them.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 07:09 PM (4tK7k)

181 The kitchen fails are hysterical. Dog bites can of paint, paint goes everywhere, dog and kitchen get painted black, then kitchen explodes. How do you even explain that to insurance?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 07:09 PM (FMbng)

182 Where did you guys meet up? Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:04 PM (z4WKX) The NoVaMoMee was in Old Town Alexandria, VA. Cochran was staying in outer suburbia, around 35 miles away.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:10 PM (EWSzw)

183 There are several people I have contact with (well known here) who I no longer remember their nics. Drives me crazy now. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 11:09 PM (lVPtV) I was emailing back and forth with someone who's nic I just couldn't remember. Emailed another Ron to ask. So damn embarrassed when he told me who it was.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

184 Imagine EoJ up against the Hildebeast.

*tingly thrill*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:11 PM (lVPtV)

185 The NoVaMoMee was in Old Town Alexandria, VA. Cochran was staying in outer suburbia, around 35 miles away. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:10 PM (EWSzw) $80 incoming, $140 outgoing. Thanks Bannion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

186 I had to pay for a cab from Tyson's Corner to Alexandria one night to meet up with a friend. That was painfully expensive. Never again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (lr3d7)

187 Jane D'oh, Here's a topic for conversation at Christmas dinner: Should access to Life Coaching be mandated in all Obamacare Health insurance. Discuss. No throwing of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (DpI6K)

188 $80 incoming, $140 outgoing. Thanks Bannion. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk I'm renting an RV for the next one and park it in Bannion's driveway.

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (OJvfL)

189 $80 incoming, $140 outgoing. Thanks Bannion. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:11 PM Yet you provided entertainment for the rest of us. I'll buy you another Cosmo at the next meetup.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (EWSzw)

190 Happy to help but It's a Weber they don't do the million screw stuff. Cheap crap does that. Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 11:09 PM (MVBSu) Are you kidding me? It's a Weber and I worked on it all afternoon, sweating my ass off. I had a Charbroil before and it took me only about one hour to put it together. But that thing is horrendous. Worked all afternoon and it is only half way done.

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (RLdcX)

191 The Light Horse in Alexandria, VA Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:06 PM (GEICT) Do you all live relatively close to VA? WE should do a Boston meet up. I know Soothie lives within a mile of me. IÂ”m not sure if JackStraw still lives in MA. Who here lives in MA?

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (z4WKX)

192 The Rolling Stones on the Mike Douglas show in 1964: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ycN9EOi8o

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

193 Should access to Life Coaching be mandated in all Obamacare Health insurance. Discuss. No throwing of mashed potatoes.

Oh, and make sure to post the video here.

Posted by: no good deed at November 01, 2013 07:14 PM (k55Fc)

194 I'm renting an RV for the next one and park it in Bannion's driveway. Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 11:13 PM (OJvfL) He's Army. I'm Navy. I'll take care of your RV.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:15 PM (EWSzw)

195 >>>The NoVaMoMee was in Old Town Alexandria, VA. Cochran was staying in outer suburbia, around 35 miles away. Heh, true story. Funny story. I once took a cab from NoVa to Timonium, Md. Had to stop at the Royal Farms to get more cash for the bill. I did not tip the customary 20% on that $350 cab ride.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:15 PM (eQJwb)

196 Who here lives in MA? Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:13 PM (z4WKX) MPPP and a bunch of others.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:16 PM (EWSzw)

197 CDR M- Thanks for ONT but it was a little painful listening to CNN. I couldnÂ’t listen to all of it. I think that due to TFGCare a lot of those journalists are going to lose their health insurance too and itÂ’s going to get to them when it hits them. They will turn on TFG.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:16 PM (z4WKX)

198 I'm renting an RV for the next one and park it in Bannion's driveway. Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 11:13 PM (OJvfL) Damn fine idea. Yet you provided entertainment for the rest of us. I'll buy you another Cosmo at the next meetup. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:13 PM (EWSzw) One minor outburst and I'll never hear the end of it. You were there at the end of the night. I was remarkably lucid considering what my bar bill was.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

199 The next Republican candidate should go full asshole. Posted by: Colorado Alex You want to know how I know you don't follow Todd Kincannon on Twitter?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:17 PM (xz0nG)

200 They will turn on TFG. Posted by: CarolT ---------------- I will believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

201 187 Jane D'oh,
Here's a topic for conversation at Christmas dinner:
Should access to Life Coaching be mandated in all Obamacare Health insurance. Discuss. No throwing of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2013 11:13 PM (DpI6K)

Seriously, she's "retired" now.

And also, seriously, she recently sent her wealthy, second husband off to a mental hospital in the NE. Seriously. For some odd reason, he's suffering from severe depression.

Can hardly wait for Christmas Day in the ATL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:17 PM (lVPtV)

202
You want to know how I know you don't follow Todd Kincannon on Twitter?

Because I haven't looked at my twitter account in almost two months?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 07:17 PM (lr3d7)

203 99,999,999,999 teardops

Posted by: Sam the Sham on Ocare at November 01, 2013 07:17 PM (hpgw1)

204 You want to know how I know you don't follow Todd Kincannon on Twitter? Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2013 11:17 PM (xz0nG) That's full prick, not full asshole. Big difference. Fucker blocked me. One little comment and blocked. You know who the only other person to do that is? Olbermann.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

205 We still haven't talked about the SE Michigan / Detroit (Rock City) Moron-Meet-Up

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 07:19 PM (JMmQ9)

206 Aaaaand there is a fucking fire again. It stinks like hell. Some stupid motherfucker probably threw out a cigarettes out of his car window

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:19 PM (RLdcX)

207 Since we're talking geography, are there any Kansas City Morons around? Just interviewed for a job there, and the internet research I've done makes me think the Kansas side of the state line would be nicer for family-raising. Any and all opinions gratefully accepted.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:19 PM (eQJwb)

208 Just finished emptying my colon on teh Harvard med student. I feel ... refreshed. I suspect that a few of the Leftist commenters will be severely hurt. Perhaps teh Harvard med student can use some of Lizzie Warren's medicine on them.

Posted by: Kyrocraticus Maximus at November 01, 2013 07:19 PM (FlRtG)

209 The suffering of Ovoters is allowed to be cruel and unusual.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 01, 2013 07:19 PM (hpgw1)

210 You were there at the end of the night. I was remarkably lucid considering what my bar bill was. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:16 PM (GEICT) Yes, you were. You made it down the stairs too.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:19 PM (EWSzw)

211 207 Since we're talking geography, are there any Kansas City Morons around? Just interviewed for a job there... Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:19 PM (eQJwb) *smacks you so hard*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)

212 Should access to Life Coaching be mandated in all Obamacare Health insurance. Discuss. No throwing of mashed potatoes. Posted by: no good deed Again, for those in the cheap seats; the Left will always occupy the bureaucracy of government. All you're doing is giving them more to fuck up, willfully or otherwise.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:20 PM (xz0nG)

213 I think what you guys are saying about "full a$$hole" is that we could fight using conventional weapons, but that would take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody`s part.

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 07:20 PM (yPIV/)

214 Yes, you were. You made it down the stairs too. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:19 PM (EWSzw) And up 3 flights at my BIL's place. Without falling or waking anybody up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)

215 ... and, at this moment, the latest comment: $6000=the increase in my out of pocket next year $4500=the increase in my deductible next year $72=the increase in my premiums next year The Republicans taking control of the Senate in 2014 because of Americans like me upset over Obamacare. PRICELESS

Posted by: Kyrocraticus Maximus at November 01, 2013 07:21 PM (FlRtG)

216 As I was leaving the NoVaMoMee establishment, looking like Father Time, I passed a long line of youngsters waiting to enter the place. I had raided the buffet and was taking a box of leftovers home. One lad asked, 'what you got in the box, old man.' I said, 'potato salad.' I think a half a dozen left the line thinking that the place was like a church hall or something and the last place they wanted to be on a Friday night.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 07:21 PM (l3vZN)

217 Can hardly wait for Christmas Day in the ATL. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 11:17 PM (lVPtV) Let me know where I should send the beer/wine/hard stuff donation.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:21 PM (EWSzw)

218 I had a Charbroil before and it took me only about one hour to put it together. But that thing is horrendous. Worked all afternoon and it is only half way done.>>
It may have just been my Mothers choice of Weber grill and my choice of cheap grill that gave me that impression. But I put the 2 different ones together and the Weber seemed to make sense and mine did not.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:21 PM (MVBSu)

219 217 Can hardly wait for Christmas Day in the ATL. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 11:17 PM (lVPtV) Let me know where I should send the beer/wine/hard stuff donation. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:21 PM (EWSzw) I'm thinking cigars. Nothing will piss a lefty off like a Marine firing up a cigar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)

220 And up 3 flights at my BIL's place. Without falling or waking anybody up. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT) After you watered the bushes, correct?

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:22 PM (EWSzw)

221 So I got my updated healthcare package for next year from my employer, $60 a month premium increase, increase in generic drugs, increase in doctors visits, increase in emergency visits. But hey free care for substance abuse and coverage for pregnancy. Which is so valuable to this young single male in his 20's. Sounds like I better get to fucking and drinking if I want this healthcare plan to pay off

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 01, 2013 07:23 PM (b9K4P)

222 @Hickster Hey, I'd definitely be interested in hearing more. That's about the volume I'm looking at. Turbos might be a bit more than I can go right now, but I'm interested in checking it out. My email is ready down (at the ol') gmail. Also, Radar Love is a great song.

Posted by: .87c at November 01, 2013 07:23 PM (qZPXs)

223 After you watered the bushes, correct? Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:22 PM (EWSzw) Correct. You'll never forget that and MWR will never forget my "bellow".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)

224 >>>smacks you so hard* Not my fault, just like everything else. They filled the Jax position before I could apply. But this manager seems cool. He said if I give him a year or two of good performance, he'll recommend me for any sales job in the company. Including Florida.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:23 PM (eQJwb)

225 Yep, Obama's made us all safer: Russia Nuke Attack Drill As China Selects U.S. Targets http://tinyurl.com/mxj6alm Reset!

Posted by: Thrawn at November 01, 2013 07:23 PM (ZyqBH)

226 I had raided the buffet and was taking a box of leftovers home. One lad asked, 'what you got in the box, old man.' Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 11:21 PM (l3vZN) "Old man"????? I would have smacked them around.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:24 PM (EWSzw)

227 I got sick of Todd Kincannon when he and others were calling anyone who didn't support goproud as homophobes. Him and his cabal had decided that goproud shoudl be allowed to set up shop at cpac and it didn't matter about the shit they pulled. Fuck. Him.

Posted by: Jesse at November 01, 2013 07:24 PM (mpTrn)

228 That's full prick, not full asshole. Big difference. Posted by: BCochran1981 Hard to tell the difference. I don't respond. I just laugh at him and his inevitable victims. I'm no fan of trolling, but, shit, some one has to do it. And I fully expect him to end up on the news, either as a local crime story or winner of a lawsuit against Twitter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:24 PM (xz0nG)

229 I got sick of Todd Kincannon when he and others were calling anyone who didn't support goproud as homophobes. Him and his cabal had decided that goproud shoudl be allowed to set up shop at cpac and it didn't matter about the shit they pulled. Fuck. Him. Posted by: Jesse at November 01, 2013 11:24 PM (mpTrn) Ding ding ding.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:25 PM (GEICT)

230 Kyro - You pretty much covered it. I do wonder though if he will figure out who 'teh JEF' is...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

231 the sorrowful tears of the disappointed left taste like honey.

Ha. Fucking Ha, jackasses. You bought it, you drive it.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 07:25 PM (x3YFz)

232 Ok Horde, stupid question, but another round of shots for me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:25 PM (GEICT)

233 just finished watching the first season of "Hannibal". Holy smokes, I can't believe that NBC is airing this on network t.v. Goods stories and acting, but my god it is graphic.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 01, 2013 07:25 PM (KlVdw)

234 ... and, at this moment, the latest comment:

$6000=the increase in my out of pocket next year

$4500=the increase in my deductible next year

$72=the increase in my premiums next year>>

If you make money above their voting block amount. Just think what your taxes are going to do. And that's a smaller cut than inflation will take.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:25 PM (MVBSu)

235 And the tango has entered the building. *junior officers scatter like frightened mice*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

236 Vendette, after seeing their faces I felt the part! That was a real young crowd after it got late.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 07:26 PM (l3vZN)

237 Space Battleship Yamato was just okay. It was a good attempt at recreating the anime in movie format.
All you really need to see is the launch of the Yamato and the immediate ensuing firing of the wave motion gun. tears.
Love to see if they can make the series work.

Posted by: Kyle Kiernan at November 01, 2013 07:26 PM (80Gv7)

238 Ok Horde, stupid question, but another round of shots for me? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:25 PM (GEICT) What time will the Drunken Midgets be waking you up?

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:26 PM (EWSzw)

239 236 Vendette, after seeing their faces I felt the part! That was a real young crowd after it got late. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 11:26 PM (l3vZN) And they were really pissed at us. One chick cornered me at the bar. NOT HAPPY that we were in the area where the games were.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

240 have us schmucks give them money to fuck some more to produce more "poor little brown babies" so they can get more money to fuck some more Â…and so onÂ…and so on... Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 10:54 PM (RLdcX) Ma Bell, Did you ever wonder how on earth they could keep reproducing when they are starving to death? That never made sense to me. I was never pregnant but I know plenty of women that have been and they have to eat more, etc for the baby. If one is starving, how can she carry baby to full term? Am I missing something here?

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:27 PM (z4WKX)

241 232 Ok Horde, stupid question, but another round of shots for me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:25 PM (GEICT)

why is there a question mark at the end of that?

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 07:28 PM (x3YFz)

242 Ok Horde, stupid question, but another round of shots for me?>>

Hell yeah better stories tomorrow (or less if you black out)

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:28 PM (MVBSu)

243 What time will the Drunken Midgets be waking you up? Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:26 PM (EWSzw) *sigh* Far too early. The wife has decided to go work out early in the morning. Meaning she'll be done by 9 when I have to leave for church worship band rehearsal. And who the crap schedules rehearsal the Saturday of FL/GA?????????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)

244 >>>Ok Horde, stupid question, but another round of shots for me There are no stupid questions. But there are a shitload of inquisitive idiots. Do two shots and think about where you went wrong. Hell, I'll join you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:28 PM (eQJwb)

245 Weber grill for my birthday and I am trying to put it together. The damn thing has a million parts and 2 million screws, nuts, bolts and washers. Can someone come and give me a hand with that jigsaw puzzle? Posted by: Ma Bell Is it the classic 'dome' style grill? Or a propane clam-shell thing?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:28 PM (xz0nG)

246 225 Yes, I saw the China bit. What I was really thinking was "Okay, what *exactly* should we not do again or else you will wipe out San Fran and L.A.?"

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 07:29 PM (yPIV/)

247 Ok, brb.......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)

248 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:48 PM (GEICT) When did you guys meet up? I can tell it was recently. Obviously you had a great time.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:30 PM (z4WKX)

249 And who the crap schedules rehearsal the Saturday of FL/GA????????? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:28 PM (GEICT) My brother scheduled his October wedding around the NFL schedule, because one half of my SIL's very large family cheers for the Vikings and the other half for the Packers.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:30 PM (EWSzw)

250 Late as usual. The sweet potatoes are on the boil, in another 35-40 minutes they will be done and then the sweet potato pie-ening can begin!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:30 PM (yh0zB)

251
Let me know where I should send the beer/wine/hard stuff donation.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:21 PM (EWSzw)

Oh, trust me. Christmas Day at the Retired Life Coach's palace is full-on alcohol all day. Hopefully, her "wallet" will be out of the psychiatric hospital in the N. E. she put him in a few weeks ago.

Trust me, I'll report back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:30 PM (lVPtV)

252 When did you guys meet up? I can tell it was recently. Obviously you had a great time. Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:30 PM (z4WKX) June 21. It indeed was a great time.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:31 PM (EWSzw)

253 Is it the classic 'dome' style grill? Or a propane clam-shell thing? Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2013 11:28 PM (xz0nG) Weber E210 Spirit! Go figure.

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:32 PM (RLdcX)

254 245 Weber grill for my birthday and I am trying to put it together. The damn thing has a million parts and 2 million screws, nuts, bolts and washers. Can someone come and give me a hand with that jigsaw puzzle?
Posted by: Ma Bell

It's not a big deal. I'm the Weber Queen in our house. Put the last one together by myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:32 PM (lVPtV)

255 Yes, I saw the China bit. What I was really thinking was "Okay, what *exactly* should we not do again or else you will wipe out San Fran and L.A.?" Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, Funny thing on that chart too as they showed that one projection extending to Chicago as a target.

Posted by: CDR M at November 01, 2013 07:32 PM (OJvfL)

256 235 And the tango has entered the building.

*junior officers scatter like frightened mice*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT)

Just rolled in from teaching. And I have the misfortune of having quite possibly the hottest chick ever created in my class and she decided (in 32 degree weather) to wear short shorts tonight.

Let's pause. I'm married. I'm loyal. I have never in my life betrayed trust; it's very important to me. My word is my character.

Unpause. This little grey-eyed vixen is trouble in a golf cart. It takes every loyal part of me not to just snatch her little fine ass up and head to vegas.
Gut check time.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 07:33 PM (x3YFz)

257 Common Core Celebrating Obedience to the Collective Posted on November 1, 2013 by The Political Hat Yet another example of political propagandizing under the umbrella of the Â“Common CoreÂ” curricula now declares that everyone must obey the dictates of the government, especially when the Â“well-beingÂ” of the collective trump the freedom of the individual More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3861

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 01, 2013 07:33 PM (Vk2pI)

258 *hi fives DC* Fuuuuuck. Jaeger should really only be done when it's ice cold.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)

259 Evenin` ONT, hey Peaches, over here lurking aound after making a day changing decision to get DRUNK and meloncholy,while listening to some CDB, George Strait and Skynard.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 07:34 PM (uOxBm)

260 It indeed was a great time. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:31 PM (EWSzw) June 21? Did you write of it before? This is the first time IÂ’ve read about it. Vendette, I finally got my $32.80 back for the flag that I ordered on June 15, the one to be flown over the Capitol. I told man last time that I should receive a free flag and interest because they had my money for 4+ months.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:34 PM (z4WKX)

261 I would just like to say that I hate the Calgary Flames' scroll logo across the front of their uniforms. Of course, I hate the Calgary Flames in general.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:34 PM (EWSzw)

262 Is it the classic 'dome' style grill? Or a propane clam-shell thing? Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2013 11:28 PM If it's gas, it's not a grille; it's an outdoor stove. Real grilles burn charcoal.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

263 255 East Coast and West Cost obliterated, South unaffected...do they need a check for a deposit?

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 07:35 PM (yPIV/)

264 I hate the Calgary Flames in general. Posted by: Vendette ------------------- I hated them when they were in Atlanta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

265 Vendette, I finally got my $32.80 back for the flag that I ordered on June 15, the one to be flown over the Capitol. I told man last time that I should receive a free flag and interest because they had my money for 4+ months. Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:34 PM (z4WKX) I'm so sorry that you had to go through that crap.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:36 PM (EWSzw)

266 Former NCO son said they'd be sitting around someone's office, bitching like hell about Obama, and there was That One Young Officer who would show up, a true Obamabot, and they'd all Shut The Hell Up and change the subject.

Needless to say, they all hated the Obamabot young officer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:36 PM (lVPtV)

267 Let's pause. I'm married. I'm loyal. I have never in my life betrayed trust; it's very important to me. My word is my character. Right there with you. My wife was an NFL cheerleader. Her friends were ridiculous. Hell, mine are. A female friend of mine asked me a couple years ago, "Do you even know any girls that aren't hot? I mean, your fucking dentist is hot. Whose dentist is hot." But yeah, word is bond. I swore in front of God, family and friends.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)

268 When did you guys meet up? I can tell it was recently. Obviously you had a great time.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:30 PM (z4WKX)

Alexandria. It was fun, but...Alexandria...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:37 PM (yh0zB)

269 Fuuuuuck. Jaeger should really only be done when it's ice cold. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:34 PM (GEICT) Fuuuuuuck, JÃ¤ger should only be used when you ate too much and have Indigestion. At least that's what I grew up with. Nobody in Germany in it's right mind would drink that shit like liquor

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:37 PM (RLdcX)

270 246 225 Yes, I saw the China bit. What I was really thinking was "Okay, what *exactly* should we not do again or else you will wipe out San Fran and L.A.?" Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 11:29 PM (yPIV/) Yeah, I'm not seeing the downside.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

271 Weber E210 Spirit! Go figure. Posted by: Ma Bell Errr, so ya opened it already, huh? Think of it as a cabinet. I'm sure the instructions have you assemble the base and sides, then the grill box. If you lived in L.A. I'd offer, but otherwise just remember: Rightie tightie, leftie loosie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:38 PM (xz0nG)

272 >>> Just rolled in from teaching. And I have the misfortune of having quite possibly the hottest chick ever created in my class and she decided (in 32 degree weather) to wear short shorts tonight. Let's pause. I'm married. I'm loyal. I have never in my life betrayed trust; it's very important to me. My word is my character. BC? I believe we have a new member of The Club.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:39 PM (eQJwb)

273 Cause it's safer here. I did something really stupid last weekend. I live in a really small town and got busy with a chick a lot younger than me (51-31). I was drunk as shit and I only remember snippets. I should note she let me sleep on her futon as a favor and woke me up for this stupid.

Can I go back into town?

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:39 PM (MVBSu)

274 261 I would just like to say that I hate the Calgary Flames' scroll logo across the front of their uniforms. Of course, I hate the Calgary Flames in general. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:34 PM (EWSzw) Caps!!! Ovechkin!!! And yes, I own an Ovechkin jersey and yes, I wear it. Although, in all honesty, I also own a Lightning St. Louis jersey.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

275 I hated them when they were in Atlanta. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 11:35 PM (aDwsi) And now the second incarnation is gone (for the best).

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:39 PM (EWSzw)

276 One of my best friends is a former NBA cheerleader and writer.

I love her to death. But her youngest daughter pisses me the hell off. Treats her mother like crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:39 PM (lVPtV)

277 Errr, so ya opened it already, huh? Think of it as a cabinet. I'm sure the instructions have you assemble the base and sides, then the grill box. If you lived in L.A. I'd offer, but otherwise just remember: Rightie tightie, leftie loosie. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2013 11:38 PM (xz0nG) Well, you wanna drive about 5 hours and come to Northern Cali? I am at Travis AFB

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:40 PM (RLdcX)

278 BC? I believe we have a new member of The Club. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:39 PM (eQJwb) Fuck yes. Bannion isn't here. There is no quorum. But motherfucker I'm the Marginally Honorable Chairman. DC, call us to order.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:40 PM (GEICT)

279 Good evening, Horde. Spent this morning fighting fleas. I hate this dog, I swear. He's currently wearing a Cone Of Shame to stop him chewing his butt hair off. Poor, stupid thing. Pic on the twitter. He's gonna kill us in our sleep.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (N/cFh)

280 CDB, George Strait and Skynard.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 11:34 PM (uOxBm)

Excellent taste in music my friend. *cues up some Chris LeDoux to go along with it*

I swore in front of God, family and friends.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT)

^^^^^ this. ^^^^^ This is why it's not " just sex", it's a violation of a sacred trust, and anyone who violates that sacred trust has no business anywhere near the levers of power.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (yh0zB)

281 I saw the pic Gingy. *still laughing*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

282 Caps!!! Ovechkin!!! And yes, I own an Ovechkin jersey and yes, I wear it. Although, in all honesty, I also own a Lightning St. Louis jersey. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT) Ovechkin should not be the Caps' captain. St. Louis would have been a star if he had been in a city where hockey meant a damn. Respectfully speaking.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (EWSzw)

283 If it's gas, it's not a grille; it's an outdoor stove. Real grilles burn charcoal. Posted by: AltonJackson Grille? Sounds French.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (xz0nG)

284 MPPP and a bunch of others. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:16 PM (EWSzw) How do you know? is it something with the code that shows up next to our name when we post? I can use any computer in my house, occasionally I will use the Windows 8 POS but havenÂ’t had it on in at least a month. The same numbers show up next to my name unless IÂ’m using my iPhone. Has Vic turned up today? He wasnÂ’t here early this am before work and I didnÂ’t check yesterday, but MPPPP was going to send him an email this morning because he wasnÂ’t here yesterday am. Usually heÂ’s got all the links. I asked for better links Wednesday, as in happy, but he replied there is no good news since TFG has been in office. I know Vic is going to be a great grandfather any day now, did that happen? I looked in for a minute today during my very late lunch & just started laughing at BC1981 and MUMIttRomneyÂ’s exchange.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (z4WKX)

285 " She got in his face the Christmas (three weeks) before he was deployed to the Shithole. Told him, "I just want you to know I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (lVPtV) " I'd tell her "No matter how many people I theoretically kill, I couldn't ever hope to match the body count of your politics. Millions of people for your utopia...I can't ever hope to beat your record, princess."

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 01, 2013 07:41 PM (ohtdI)

286 Got really drunk one night on Jagermeister, up at Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin. Jackie Oliver was doing the pouring. Finally staggered off to bed around 3:00 a.m., was out on the track at Road America by 9:00 a.m., hungover as shit. Lap times were off that day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

287 The Flames was a great name for an Atlanta team. Speaking of apropo, Snyder could always change the name from Washington Redskins to Washington Red Inks

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 07:42 PM (yPIV/)

288 Real grilles burn ~~charcoal~~. Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 11:35 PM (JMmQ9) Fixed.

Posted by: Sir Bedever the Wise at November 01, 2013 07:42 PM (Vk2pI)

289 ^^^^^ this. ^^^^^ This is why it's not " just sex", it's a violation of a sacred trust, and anyone who violates that sacred trust has no business anywhere near the levers of power. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 11:41 PM (yh0zB) MOTHERFUCKING THIS Character fucking counts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:42 PM (GEICT)

290 The end game for the MSM is protecting Hillary. But I don't think she'll run as a full out lefty because Obama's policies are failing big time, in real time so she can't realistically run on them. I think Hill and Bill will resurrect the old 'third way' spiel and hawken back to the good old days when he was Prez.

Benghazi will be a problem for her, but an even bigger one was her support for the Iraq war and the fact she was as big a salesman for WMDs as GWB. She's going to come off as a geriatric war monger a la John McCain so that will hurt her with the 'young vote' so her focus will be largely minorities and older white Dems.

Posted by: Kim at November 01, 2013 07:43 PM (ICqvM)

291 Real grilles burn ~~charcoal~~ witches. Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 11:35 PM (JMmQ9) Fixed for real this time

Posted by: Sir Bedever the Wise at November 01, 2013 07:43 PM (Vk2pI)

292 273

Going to town now to see what shit I brought on myself. Can't hide forever right.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 01, 2013 07:43 PM (MVBSu)

293 Nobody ~~in Germany~~ in it's right mind would drink that shit ~~like liquor~~ (period, full stop)

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 11:37 PM (RLdcX)

Naples Italy, right after the wall came down. My head still hurts just thinking of it, and I get the dry heaves just smelling that shit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:44 PM (yh0zB)

294 CarolT, Vic checked in but didn't elaborate on the reason for his absence that I saw.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 07:44 PM (N/cFh)

295 Grille? Sounds French. Posted by: weft ----------- Often found on Citroens...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

296 Posted by: Sir Bedever the Wise at November 01, 2013 11:42 PM Who are you, Sir Knight, who is so wise in the way of Science?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 07:45 PM (JMmQ9)

297 MPPP and a bunch of others. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:16 PM (EWSzw) How do you know? is it something with the code that shows up next to our name when we post? Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:41 PM (z4WKX) I've read enough to know that MPPP is in the Boston area and that MA and environs is well-represented here.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:45 PM (EWSzw)

298 Ovechkin should not be the Caps' captain. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:41 PM (EWSzw) I will set you ablaze. He's a stud. Who in the fuck else would be capt of the Caps? 286 Got really drunk one night on Jagermeister, up at Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin. Jackie Oliver was doing the pouring. Finally staggered off to bed around 3:00 a.m., was out on the track at Road America by 9:00 a.m., hungover as shit. Lap times were off that day. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 11:42 PM (aDwsi) I've mentioned before that the wife visits her family in the summer. Thereby leaving me alone. Which shouldn't happen. One night I decided to see how much Jaeger I could drink. I kept count via Facebook posts. There were three posts of "13", then a two hour gap, then "goodnight". So at least 15 shots. It was an ugly scene.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)

299 >>Real grilles burn ~~charcoal~~ witches. Posted by: AltonJackson Fixed for real this time Posted by: Sir Bedever the Wise Goddamn!

Posted by: Christine 'Ace's Trim' O'Donnell[/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:46 PM (xz0nG)

300 "He's currently wearing a Cone Of Shame to stop him chewing his butt hair off. Poor, stupid thing. Pic on the twitter. He's gonna kill us in our sleep. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 11:41 PM (N/cFh)" My dog has some odd skin condition/allergies/something which keeps her constantly scratching and biting herself. We tried the Cone of Shame, but she's a Korean Jindo and therefore apparently knows Tae Kwon Do. She's limber enough to bend and STILL bite her butt with the cone on. Yelling "NO!" is the only thing that seems to stop her temporarily.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 01, 2013 07:46 PM (ohtdI)

301
    I use gas for grilling now. Used charcoal for years until I won a gas grill in a company raffle.

   Something to note--if you dump a goodly amount of lava rocks in the bottom, when they season the food taste improves greatly.

    And don't EVER clean the things. Ruins everything.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 07:46 PM (SAMxH)

302 Actual name of a dentist in our neighborhood: Dr. Grill

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:46 PM (lVPtV)

303 >>>DC, call us to order. Oyez, oyez, oyez, I do call this miserably short handed meeting of The Club of Outwardly Lewd Morons Who Still Respect Their Vows to order. I move that the Moron known as tangonine be immediately moved to probationary member status. I further move that the probationary period be waived and said named moron (hereafter SNM) be granted full membership, with all the rights and responsibilities pertaining thereto. All those in favor, say Aye. The floor is open for other business.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:47 PM (eQJwb)

304 I've read enough to know that MPPP is in the Boston area and that MA and environs is well-represented here. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:45 PM (EWSzw) That is one of my best memories from the MoMee. MP4 sent me a letter saying why he couldn't be there and included a $100 bill for drinks. I went up to the bar and opened a tab for anyone that mentioned "Mary Poppins". The back and forth with the female bartender was great.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:47 PM (GEICT)

305 Ovechkin should not be the Caps' captain. Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 11:41 PM (EWSzw) I will set you ablaze. He's a stud. Who in the fuck else would be capt of the Caps? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:45 PM (GEICT) Tell me about his leadership qualities.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (EWSzw)

306 She got in his face the Christmas (three weeks) before he was deployed to the Shithole. Told him, "I just want you to know I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (lVPtV)

I admire his restraint. She'd have had to be carried out on a backboard if it were me in my prime, after they spun her head back around a couple of times to re-align it properly.

Character fucking counts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:42 PM (GEICT)

Aye.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (yh0zB)

307 So at least 15 shots. It was an ugly scene. Posted by: BCochran ------------------------------ Yeah, but at least you didn't wake up in a strange place, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

308 I might as well kicked off the Remington 870 / Mossberg 500 or the longbow / crossbow debates... tastes great vs. less filling?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)

309 Actual name of an orthodontist I had: Dr. Lipshitz.

Posted by: t-bird at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (FcR7P)

310 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 11:41 PM (yh0zB) Amen to that, brother. Temptation abounds, but if you cannot honor an oath to another before God, then you should not be entrusted with ant temporal power! The Nova meetup was a great occasion, lots of nice people, and many saintly wives!

Posted by: Hrothgar Establishment RINO at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (XdnQT)

311 I'm off to bed with the Snorer From Hell.

Hopefully, my melatonin has kicked in enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:48 PM (lVPtV)

312 And it's entirely possible. I was just telling DC in an email that it can be a pain trying to keep the Horde straight. Emails don't match up to nics and I'm lost. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:00 PM (GEICT) I know, sometimes IÂ’m not sure if I am speaking with a man or woman. My name is Carol. I know what your name is from the day I needed help with Twitter. Other than that most are guesses, that people are men or women.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:49 PM (z4WKX)

313 266 Former NCO son said they'd be sitting around someone's office, bitching like hell about Obama, and there was That One Young Officer who would show up, a true Obamabot, and they'd all Shut The Hell Up and change the subject.

Needless to say, they all hated the Obamabot young officer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 11:36 PM (lVPtV)

heh. You don't wanna be that officer. Quick story (STORY TIME!)

Me and Fitz are pushin troops in Texas (san antonio). billion degree heat, 100% humidity. I'm training Fitz and he's an east st louis guy and we're going through 4 uniforms a day.

Our section supervisor is a MSgt who pushed 1 flight and poorly. I'm a master MTI, Fitz is kickin' ass. Even as a rookie he's tearin' it up.

We're like halfway through training a flight, week 5 or so. And in my opinion it's a solid flight, I've given Fitz the reigns pretty much and I'm just standing back for the most part.

MSgt dumbass decides today is the one fucking day (keep the sweltering heat thing up front, it's going to play a role here shortly) he's going to "inspect."

Now, just like being a cop, walking a dorm you can find a violation if you look hard enough. So fuckwit finds like... a string or some shit, I don't even remember. Me and Fitz roll the flight up at 1500 from god fucking knows where sweating our balls off and hear over the comm: "Sgt Tango and Sgt Fitz report to the section supervisor."

Now, we hate this fucker to begin with. Flight halt. At ease. Chief you've got them, keep 'em hydrated.

We go in and assface is nowhere around BUT... he has a jar of boston peanuts on his desk. You know the ones: hard red candy shell with little lumps on them?

Fitz looks at me and says "shut the door." Having no idea wtf he's up to, yet I trust him like a brother so I shut the door.

He dumps the whole fucking jar of boston peanuts into his tighty whiteys. (we've been sweating our asses off since 0200 and we both smell like apes). Rubs them in. dances. rolls them up the crack of his ass. Whole 9 yards here. Fishes them all out and puts them back in the jar.

I swear to christ I can never eat another boston peanut, but for 5 months solid we sat in staff meetings while this guy ate his peanuts and the amount of self control required to not laugh should have earned both of us medals.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 07:49 PM (x3YFz)

314 I might as well kicked off the Remington 870 / Mossberg 500 or the longbow / crossbow debates... tastes great vs. less filling? Posted by: AltonJackson ------------------------ (ahem)

Posted by: Ithaca Model 37 at November 01, 2013 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

315 306 One reason why I'm perfectly copacetic if the nation somehow breaks apart. There are others.

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 07:50 PM (yPIV/)

316 The Nova meetup was a great occasion, lots of nice people, and many saintly wives! Posted by: Hrothgar Establishment RINO at November 01, 2013 11:48 PM (XdnQT) Yours was at the top.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 07:50 PM (EWSzw)

317 All those in favor, say Aye.

The floor is open for other business.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:47 PM (eQJwb)

eh...any way I could get an honorary membership? I'd tell you why, but the story is kind of sad and that's not the way I remember her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:50 PM (yh0zB)

318 tastes great vs. less filling? Star Wars vs. Star Trek?

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 07:51 PM (KoFMU)

319 I use gas for grilling now. Used charcoal for years until I won a gas grill in a company raffle. And don't EVER clean the things. Ruins everything. Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 11:46 PM (SAMxH) My man!

Posted by: Hank Hill at November 01, 2013 07:51 PM (4BA+Y)

320 I move that the Moron known as tangonine be immediately moved to probationary member status. I further move that the probationary period be waived and said named moron (hereafter SNM) be granted full membership, with all the rights and responsibilities pertaining thereto. All those in favor, say Aye. The floor is open for other business. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:47 PM (eQJwb) The Marginally Honorable Chairman says "aye" and fuck all that other shit. Tangonine is hereby awarded all rights and privileges of full membership. Welcome aboard. May God have mercy on your soul. And to commemorate said membership.... http://tinyurl.com/l3g6dzn NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)

321

Mike,

I had never seen that Frost poem before. I liked it very much. Thanks for posting it!

Posted by: mac at November 01, 2013 07:52 PM (pEsGM)

322 All right, time to pack it in. 'Night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at November 01, 2013 07:52 PM (4BA+Y)

323 I swear to christ I can never eat another boston peanut, but for 5 months solid we sat in staff meetings while this guy ate his peanuts and the amount of self control required to not laugh should have earned both of us medals.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (x3YFz)

I have a similar story, suffice it to say I'm probably the only Navy LPO that washed his coffee cup.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:53 PM (yh0zB)

324 I swear to christ I can never eat another boston peanut, but for 5 months solid we sat in staff meetings while this guy ate his peanuts and the amount of self control required to not laugh should have earned both of us medals. Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (x3YFz) Good for Fitz! That made me laugh so hard my stomach muscles hurt!

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 07:53 PM (z4WKX)

325 Star Wars vs. Star Trek?Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 11:51 PM (KoFMU)
Raspberry farmer vs. bear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 01, 2013 07:53 PM (H0R/1)

326 Posted by: Ithaca Model 37 at November 01, 2013 11:50 PM Oh, yeah, that's good, too. Adds flavor to the debate.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 07:54 PM (JMmQ9)

327 Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (x3YFz) True story: In the early 70s I dated a guy who just came from Vietnam. He told me that the brass in Saigon wanted to do something special for the guys in the jungle. So they send them gallons of ice cream. The first thing those guys did when they got the ice cream was to take their boots and socks off and stick their poor "jungle rot" feet in the nice cooling cream

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 01, 2013 07:55 PM (RLdcX)

328 Thank you, loyal and faithful-to-your-mates, 'rons. There's hope.

Posted by: Marybel at November 01, 2013 07:55 PM (k0wRv)

329
I swear to christ I can never eat another boston peanut, but for 5 months solid we sat in staff meetings while this guy ate his peanuts and the amount of self control required to not laugh should have earned both of us medals.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (x3YFz)

And on that note, I'll go off to Dreamland.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:55 PM (lVPtV)

330 Holy fuck Tango. I'm laughing my drunken ass off over here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)

331 >>>eh...any way I could get an honorary membership? I'd tell you why, but the story is kind of sad and that's not the way I remember her. You've told your story, in context. I don't know how I'd get out of bed, and you have my deepest sympathies. When I talk to God, very rarely because I know He has bigger problems to deal with, I ask that I don't outlive Cougar or Princess.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:56 PM (eQJwb)

332 And to commemorate said membership....

http://tinyurl.com/l3g6dzn

NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:52 PM (GEICT)

I agree with that picture! Val-U-Rite on me!

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 07:56 PM (x3YFz)

333 Suppose to be editing articles for our running club's newsletter, but I snuck over here for a few minutes. I just made hubby watch the fishing stereotypes video. It was pretty funny! Thanks, CDR M! Wish I could stay and chat, but I need to run!

Posted by: runningrn at November 01, 2013 07:56 PM (PLOz8)

334 Alton any luck on the rimfire front ?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2013 07:56 PM (/7Xis)

335 324 Someone on the Ustafish didn't like his roomies in the Q, so a little "miracle" into the Miracle Whip in the fridge. Never did trust that guy.

Posted by: T., in full piss and vinegar mode tonight at November 01, 2013 07:56 PM (yPIV/)

336 Thank you, loyal and faithful-to-your-mates, 'rons. There's hope.

Posted by: Marybel at November 01, 2013 11:55 PM (k0wRv)

I have a theory about this. My theory is that the ones that don't stray are more numerous than the ones that do, but the ones that don't get all the press/attention and make the rest of us look bad. The stat is 50% end in divorce, but I've never seen the stat regarding FIRST marriages.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:57 PM (yh0zB)

337 And to commemorate said membership....

http://tinyurl.com/l3g6dzn

NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:52 PM (GEICT)

That..is....just...fucking...yummy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 07:57 PM (FMbng)

338 331 Holy fuck Tango. I'm laughing my drunken ass off over here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:55 PM (GEICT)

Dude it was Fitz. Funniest goddam guy I've ever met and the most dangerous as well. I love him.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 07:57 PM (x3YFz)

339 Something to note--if you dump a goodly amount of lava rocks in the bottom, when they season the food taste improves greatly. And don't EVER clean the things. Ruins everything. Posted by: irongrampa /i] Thou art wise beyond your years, wizard. Not so sure about the second part if you cook any kind of veggie or fish on the grill, though. Coal deposits are sometimes not the aim. Mah routine: wire brush, light 'em up, wait, wet newspaper, oil just before dumping food on. Yes, I've heard of the phrase, "oil the food, not the grill." I'm still not sure which is best.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 07:57 PM (xz0nG)

340 Husband has stopped snoring! And it's raining which makes sleeping nice.

Later!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 07:58 PM (lVPtV)

341 Hrothgar, you're good man. Wherever, whenever, you're good. GGE, it's sort of like my opinion on cops. The thousands of good interactions each day never get reported on. The bad ones always do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 07:58 PM (GEICT)

342 So! Redd's Strawberry Ale today, I saw it in the store and thought it looked interesting. Anyone ever try it? Not bad...kind of like a tart strawberry soda. I have a feeling that it could get drunk in here pretty quick on this though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 07:59 PM (yh0zB)

343
The Model 37, with all 4 barrels. No need to buy another shotgun you have the field covered.

Plus the reliability is unexcelled.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 07:59 PM (SAMxH)

344 >>>And to commemorate said membership.... I might or might not have engaged in self abuse to that scene a time or thirty as a teenager.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 07:59 PM (eQJwb)

345 I have a similar story, suffice it to say I'm probably the only Navy LPO that washed his coffee cup.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 11:53 PM (yh0zB)

LOL so true! You learn really fast that you never let your coffee cup get out of line of sight.

Rookie officers never learn this. It's fish + barrel.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:00 PM (x3YFz)

346 37s are awesome

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2013 08:00 PM (/7Xis)

347 345 >>>And to commemorate said membership.... I might or might not have engaged in self abuse to that scene a time or thirty as a teenager. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 11:59 PM (eQJwb) --- I probably would have too, if I'd seen it. Jeez.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:00 PM (N/cFh)

348 @ 340

Weft, I was referring to not cleaning the lava rocks.

Should have made that clear, my bad.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 08:00 PM (SAMxH)

349 That..is....just...fucking...yummy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 11:57 PM (FMbng)

Meh. It's OK I guess, but...no redheads.

BCochran1981, that's the way it is. Satisfied customers rarely comment.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:01 PM (yh0zB)

350 Dude it was Fitz. Funniest goddam guy I've ever met and the most dangerous as well. I love him. Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:57 PM (x3YFz) I've got a buddy like that. He's godfather to my kids. He got married a few months back. I was in the wedding, but not best man. His dad asked all the groomsman to speak, so of course I had to bust his balls. Started my spiel with "For those that don't know, my name is Brent Cochran. I've been friends with Erik for 14 years. He's godfather to my two girls sitting over there. But I'm not best man and I'm not at all bitter about that. I drove 8 hours with a 6 yr old and a 3 yr old to be here and I'm still not best man. But no, I'm not bitter at all."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)

351 The Model 37, with all 4 barrels. No need to buy another shotgun you have the field covered.

Plus the reliability is unexcelled.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 11:59 PM (SAMxH)

Bottom eject and no disconnecter is a plus.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 08:01 PM (FMbng)

352 I have a BPS, 870 and 1100

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2013 08:01 PM (/7Xis)

353 The Lion Sleeps Tonight In the White House, The Mighty White House The liar sleeps tonight In the White House, The Quiet White House The liar sleeps tonight... Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 08:02 PM (MhA4j)

354 I always wipe the grates with an olive oil soaked paper towel right before food application... works for me

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 08:02 PM (JMmQ9)

355 I probably would have too, if I'd seen it. Jeez. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 02, 2013 12:00 AM (N/cFh) Greatest non porn movie ever.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:02 PM (GEICT)

356 Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 01, 2013 11:53 PM (H0R/1) Raspberry farmer, with Light Saber vs. bear, with Phaser .... See. I can get along with others!!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 08:02 PM (KoFMU)

357 Cable keeps going in and out...wonder what's going on...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:02 PM (yh0zB)

358 What the Fuck happened to DC????? That bitch punk out on us?????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:02 PM (GEICT)

359 The Boston peanut story edges out my red snapper in the ceiling story.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 08:03 PM (4tK7k)

360 356 Greatest non porn movie ever. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:02 AM (GEICT) --- I doubt that.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:03 PM (N/cFh)

361 >>>I probably would have too, if I'd seen it. Jeez. There's no time like the present.... *hides behind the couch manfully*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 08:03 PM (eQJwb)

362 Now I'm watching the T.A.M.I. Show from 1964. I have no idea what T.A.M.I. stood for, but it was a classic rock & roll concert movie featuring the top acts of the time and some terrific performances. There are also some cute dancing girls here and there. Highly recommended. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLmZRyUbgFI

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

363 Meh. It's OK I guess, but...no redheads.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:01 AM (yh0zB)

I wouldn't care if they had pink mohawks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 08:04 PM (FMbng)

364 Weft, I was referring to not cleaning the lava rocks. Should have made that clear, my bad. Posted by: irongrampa No worries, just wondering. I'm going to find a smoker box for a gas grill as my next experiment. Have you tried any of those?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 08:04 PM (xz0nG)

365 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 11:59 PM (yh0zB) I thought the Redds strawberry was not bad, sort a fruity cocktail rather than an ale. 5% ABV iirc, so there's that!

Posted by: Hrothgar Establishment RINO at November 01, 2013 08:04 PM (XdnQT)

366 362 >>>I probably would have too, if I'd seen it. Jeez. There's no time like the present.... *hides behind the couch manfully* Posted by: DC in Towson at November 02, 2013 12:03 AM (eQJwb) --- Come out from behind the couch. I need to ask you about strength training. gingerofthenorth at hotmail please.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:04 PM (N/cFh)

367 I doubt that. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 02, 2013 12:03 AM (N/cFh) Go for it. If you can top a Denise Richards threesome, hats off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT)

368 >>>That bitch punk out on us????? Just doing another shot. Any liquor enter your upper man pleaser recently?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 08:06 PM (eQJwb)

369 Started my spiel with "For those that don't know, my name is Brent Cochran. I've been friends with Erik for 14 years. He's godfather to my two girls sitting over there. But I'm not best man and I'm not at all bitter about that. I drove 8 hours with a 6 yr old and a 3 yr old to be here and I'm still not best man. But no, I'm not bitter at all."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:01 AM (GEICT)

LOL. it happens. Fitz wasn't my best man either, but it was an issue of distance. He was in Japan chasing hookers when I got married.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:07 PM (x3YFz)

370 Just doing another shot. Any liquor enter your upper man pleaser recently? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 02, 2013 12:06 AM (eQJwb) Double just a few minutes ago. And I'm still drinking Val U Rite on the steady. You?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:07 PM (GEICT)

371 It was a glitch, a technical malfunction! Why the hell won't anyone believe me?

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at November 01, 2013 08:07 PM (tqHgG)

372 Come out from behind the couch. I need to ask you about strength training. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 02, 2013 12:04 AM (N/cFh) I can ask my brother about that for you.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:07 PM (EWSzw)

373 LOL. it happens. Fitz wasn't my best man either, but it was an issue of distance. He was in Japan chasing hookers when I got married. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 12:07 AM (x3YFz) He wasn't mine either. My dad was. And it was a close call. That's how good a friend he is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:08 PM (GEICT)

374 368 Go for it. If you can top a Denise Richards threesome, hats off. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:05 AM (GEICT) --- I probably could, but Dave would get upset.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:08 PM (N/cFh)

375 Completely OT -- Arrow Season 2 is shaping up to be major suck. Writers going all PC and shit. They got 2 episodes to get back on track or they're losing me.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 08:08 PM (4tK7k)

376 I probably could, but Dave would get upset. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 02, 2013 12:08 AM (N/cFh) Now I'm intrigued.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:09 PM (GEICT)

377 373 I can ask my brother about that for you. Posted by: Vendette at November 02, 2013 12:07 AM (EWSzw) --- Thanks! Need to work on my composition and upper body strength.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:09 PM (N/cFh)

378 Random thought Horde. The wife is a big fan of HGTV. Ugh. But there seems to be a recent move to "hot chick does construction" that I'm fully in favor of.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:10 PM (GEICT)

379 *hides behind the couch manfully* Posted by: DC in Towson at November 02, 2013 12:03 AM (eQJwb) Is that an oxymoron?

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:10 PM (EWSzw)

380 I'm going to find a smoker box for a gas grill as my next experiment. Have you tried any of those? Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2013 12:04 AM (xz0nG) Didn't work for me....I'm back to charcoal.

Posted by: BignJames at November 01, 2013 08:10 PM (j7iSn)

381 @365

"I'm going to find a smoker box for a gas grill....."

Nevr thought about that. Son-in-law has a Weber he swears by, we use it for the salmon all the time.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 08:10 PM (SAMxH)

382 Purp at November 02, 2013 12:08 AM (4tK7k) Sherlock only has 3 episodes ... : -))

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 08:10 PM (KoFMU)

383 boys in school - hmmm didn't we used to have all male schools for those of us with impulse control issues who like to blow things up

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 08:11 PM (CMlD4)

384 Any bets that these people are Obama voters? http://tinyurl.com/ntksl92

Posted by: The Facepaling Hat at November 01, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)

385 I wouldn't care if they had pink mohawks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 02, 2013 12:04 AM (FMbng)

Pink = light red, so...

Oh! Sweet potatoes are done boiling! Transferring to the Refuge mobile command center...let the pie-ening begin!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:11 PM (yh0zB)

386 How do I get in on these NOVA meetups??

Posted by: LP at November 01, 2013 08:11 PM (VqXoN)

387 376 Completely OT -- Arrow Season 2 is shaping up to be major suck. Writers going all PC and shit. They got 2 episodes to get back on track or they're losing me.

Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 12:08 AM (4tK7k)

Its a show about the green arrow. The crappiest hippy douchebag "Superhero" in DC comics. Of course he's going to go all PC.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2013 08:11 PM (LI48c)

388 387 How do I get in on these NOVA meetups?? Posted by: LP at November 02, 2013 12:11 AM (VqXoN) The first was this last June. We talked up the shit out of it. Which we'll do again if we do another one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:12 PM (GEICT)

389
This year was a first for me, I replaced the generator on my Coleman lantern that was new in 1969.

The stove still has all the oem parts and is cranking right along. Damn thing will probably outlast me.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 08:13 PM (SAMxH)

390 I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 08:13 PM (MhA4j)

391 "I'm going to find a smoker box for a gas grill....."

tried it as well, never worked right,..gave up trying to sell it at garage sales and dropped off at the church white elephant sale

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 08:13 PM (CMlD4)

392 Posted by: Hank Hill at November 01, 2013 11:51 PM (4BA+Y) Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug ya.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 08:13 PM (NVddU)

393 The first was this last June. We talked up the shit out of it. Which we'll do again if we do another one. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:12 AM (GEICT) Heck, most of this place is probably pissed that we're still talking about the last one.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:14 PM (EWSzw)

394 How do I get in on these NOVA meetups??

Posted by: LP at November 02, 2013 12:11 AM (VqXoN)

Tell them you want to show up, they'll put your name on the list.

Brooks & Dunn, well dunn.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:14 PM (yh0zB)

395 With "yoots' like these, you know this country is doomed: http://tinyurl.com/m8t4uep

Posted by: The Facepaling Hat at November 01, 2013 08:14 PM (Vk2pI)

396 I recommend a smoking pouch - http://tinyurl.com/m46e9xd

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 08:15 PM (CMlD4)

397 I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (MhA4j) If you're sure it's accurate, congrats!

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:15 PM (EWSzw)

398 Mike, I had never seen that Frost poem before. I liked it very much. Thanks for posting it! Posted by: mac ---------- You're welcome. It was a choice between that and a somewhat melancholy (imagine that!) piece by Bobbie Burns. I'll post it anyhow: When chill NovemberÂ’s surly blast Made fields and forests bare, One evening, as I wandered forth, Along the bank of Ayr, I spied a man, whose aged step Seemed weary, worn with care; His face was furrowed oÂ’er with years, And hoary was his hair. Â“Young stranger, whither wanderest thou?Â” Began the reverend sage; Â“Does thirst of wealth thy step constrain, Or youthful pleasureÂ’s rage? Or haply, prest with cares and woes, Too soon thou hast began To wander forth, with me, to mourn The miseries of man! - Robert Burns

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 08:15 PM (aDwsi)

399 Heck, most of this place is probably pissed that we're still talking about the last one. Posted by: Vendette at November 02, 2013 12:14 AM (EWSzw) Fuck em. It was epic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:15 PM (GEICT)

400 Watching the "Kelly File" replay on FNC right now.

That Ellison Barber creature from the Washington Free Beacon needs her own show -- preferably with nudity.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 01, 2013 08:16 PM (m0h0I)

401 I paid off my mortgage today. ---------------- Time for mortgage burning party!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

402 I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (MhA4j) Good for you. Congrats!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:16 PM (GEICT)

403 Convince him to come to NoVa. I could round up a posse of young ladies for him to meet. Posted by: Vendette

Come on, get him an internship on the hill for a few months.

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 08:16 PM (CMlD4)

404 Its a show about the green arrow. The crappiest hippy douchebag "Superhero" in DC comics. Of course he's going to go all PC. Posted by: buzzion Leave it to NY d-bags to f' up the Robin Hood tale. Steal from the rich? Nope. He stole from Prince John, the Authority. The Man. The Government. Robin Hood is Atlas Shrugged's Prequel. ( yeah, yeah, Atlas Jugged ... )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 08:17 PM (xz0nG)

405 Wimoweh? I thought it was "my weenie's wet". :-0

Posted by: Marybel at November 01, 2013 08:17 PM (k0wRv)

406 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2013 08:17 PM (JMmQ9)

407 Night AJ!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

408 a 780ti that is better than a Titan with twice the ram makes me giggle.

Overkill?

You're damn right

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:18 PM (vJdyz)

409 The stove still has all the oem parts and is cranking right along. Damn thing will probably outlast me. Posted by: irongrampa -------------- I have a military issue Coleman lantern. Korea? WII? I don't know, but it's going strong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 08:18 PM (aDwsi)

410 Hammer's out. Night folks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 01, 2013 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

411 390 The first was this last June. We talked up the shit out of it. Which we'll do again if we do another one. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:12 AM (GEICT) --- Let's.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:19 PM (N/cFh)

412 406 Its a show about the green arrow. The crappiest hippy douchebag "Superhero" in DC comics. Of course he's going to go all PC.
Posted by: buzzion

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2013 12:17 AM (xz0nG)

We've tried to watch it. Wife likes it I guess because the dude is ripped. I can't get past the "you let this city down" or whatever the heck it is he says. It's lame.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:19 PM (x3YFz)

413 Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (MhA4j) May you and yours have many happy years in your lovely new home ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 08:20 PM (KoFMU)

414 Time for mortgage burning party! Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:16 AM Can't do that in Texas. You have a Deed Of Trust. the mortgage holders are listed on it and releases signed.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 08:20 PM (MhA4j)

415 Other than that most are guesses, that people are men or women. Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (z4WKX) I think one night somebody called me 'sugartits' or something like that. They'd be disappointed.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 08:20 PM (l3vZN)

416 @ 403 [Mike Hammer] -- Congratulations! That's got to be a pretty good feeling.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at November 01, 2013 08:20 PM (m0h0I)

417 Let's. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 02, 2013 12:19 AM (N/cFh) I think it's gonna happen. Seems to be a lot of interest. I'm in. So is Bannion, AtC, MWR, WashingtonNearsider, Vendette.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

418 404 I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (MhA4j)

AWESOME! /tips hat

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:21 PM (x3YFz)

419 Tango, just out of curiosity, and very generally speaking, what part of the country are you currently located?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

420 I think it's gonna happen. Seems to be a lot of interest. I'm in. So is Bannion, AtC, MWR, WashingtonNearsider, Vendette..... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:20 AM (GEICT) I'll help pay for the D'oh family. Spypeach and a number of others in the area will be interested too. And us oldsters can pinch Hobojerky's cheeks.

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:23 PM (EWSzw)

421 paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy Congrats. How many people encouraged you to keep the mortgage?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 08:24 PM (xz0nG)

422 No shit Vendette. I was blown away with how young he is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)

423 392 I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (MhA4j) Wow! Congratulations! There's no better feeling than that. /now you're renting your house from the government (i.e., property taxes)

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

424 I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In Full

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (MhA4j)

That's f'n awesome. I'm not paying this place off, I'm selling it first. In another 4 years, in fact.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:24 PM (cX7ea)

425 Time for the old folk. More leaf removal tomorrow but it's in the home stretch now.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2013 08:24 PM (SAMxH)

426 Good night, IG!

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:25 PM (EWSzw)

427 IG! Don't lurk man. I for one love when you're around. We may be separated by years, but I think we have the same philosophy. Some fights are worth fighting just because.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

428 Hammer's out. Night folks. Posted by: Mike Hammer tschÃ¼s!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 08:26 PM (xz0nG)

429 "Â I paid off my mortgage today. Just checked the account and it's official. Paid In FullÂ " Good for you. That's gotta be a great feeling. I have about 8 pmts left myself. I figure it'll be right after I turn 47. Pretty proud of that.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 08:26 PM (NVddU)

430 When I took a look here from my iPhone some time between 5 and 6, people were missing Allen G. Was Allen banned too & why?

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 08:27 PM (z4WKX)

431 Other than that most are guesses, that people are men or women.
Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (z4WKX)

I'm a fat old man.

I *might* be persuaded to do another NoVa...but only if you find a place with better parking. My poor pony was 2 blocks away!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:28 PM (cX7ea)

432 I don't think AG was banned Carol. His job keeps him from commenting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:28 PM (GEICT)

433 Count me in.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 08:28 PM (l3vZN)

434 >>>413 390 The first was this last June. We talked up the shit out of it. Which we'll do again if we do another one. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:12 AM (GEICT) --- Let's. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 02, 2013 12:19 AM (N/cFh) ----- Concur. Although there's enough Morons in our area for another mini-meetup. What say you?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 08:29 PM (eQJwb)

435 Yes, it is real estate tax season in Virginia. $$$$$

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 08:30 PM (l3vZN)

436 Don't lurk man. I for one love when you're around. We may be separated by years, but I think we have the same philosophy.

Some fights are worth fighting just because.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:26 AM (GEICT)

Yep. I want to be just like IG if I ever grow up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:30 PM (cX7ea)

437 Well shite. I must have gotten the last Strawberry Ale, cause I just called daughter to get me some more and there isn't any. They're bringing me some apple instead, but now i have to save a strawberry for daughter. And, I'm now on the Verizon hotspot for my Internet connection cause the cable sucks balls tonight. Must be the weather.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:32 PM (cX7ea)

438 I recorded a keyboard part over Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin' For You" and uploaded it to Soundcloud. http://tinyurl.com/kprr96z

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2013 08:32 PM (CD8yq)

439 I can't get past the "you let this city down" or whatever the heck it is he says. It's lame.

I almost bailed on Season 1 Ep 1 when his version of the Bat Cave materialized inside a week's time and he set all that comms and computer gear up presumably all by himself.

OK, I got past that and accepted that warped reality, and the rest of Season 1, up to the earthquake machine (which was way way lame), wasn't so bad. I had a hard time swallowing the alcoholic terminally dumbass detective GF's father, but got past that too.

Superheros need to be badass, not Fred fucking Rodgers.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 08:32 PM (4tK7k)

440 How many people encouraged you to keep the mortgage? Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2013 12:24 AM They offered to refi the whole shooting match with Taxpayer Funds at 3.49%. They even showed me paper with the value at $53000 more than I know it's worth. Some kind of scam.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 08:32 PM (MhA4j)

441 436 Concur. Although there's enough Morons in our area for another mini-meetup. What say you? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 02, 2013 12:29 AM (eQJwb) --- I say, set it up.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 01, 2013 08:32 PM (N/cFh)

442
Unpause. This little grey-eyed vixen is trouble in a golf cart. It takes every loyal part of me not to just snatch her little fine ass up and head to vegas.
Gut check time.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:33 PM (x3YFz)

When she inevitably comes to you promising to do ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL to salvage her grade because she never did the homework......... have her mow your lawn.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 01, 2013 08:33 PM (MBqvE)

443 But yeah, word is bond.

I swore in front of God, family and friends.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT)

Your integrity is the one that that can't be stolen.

It's also the one thing that if you lose you'll never get back.

Guard it with your life.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:34 PM (x3YFz)

444 Superheros need to be badass, not Fred fucking Rodgers.

Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 12:32 AM (4tK7k)

he does kill a fuckton of people in the show though

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:34 PM (vJdyz)

445 Back in the Jimmy Carter/Ronald Reagan era my first mortgage was 14%. It has shaped the way I look at finances ever since. I fear inflation.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 01, 2013 08:34 PM (l3vZN)

446 385 Any bets that these people are Obama voters?

http://tinyurl.com/ntksl92

Posted by: The Facepaling Hat at November 02, 2013 12:11 AM

OK Morons, fess up! Who's girlfriend is this?

From Hat's link ...

Can semen cure bad breath?
my bf is telling me that i hav realy bad breath, especially when i wake up so i asked him what should i do and he said getting a bl0wjob and swishing the semen around my mouth will help a lot. i wasn't sure, because it sounds weird and i've never heard of it! so does it cure bad breath? because we did the bl0wjob and he ejaculated inside my mouth and afterwards he said i didn't have bad breath at all

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 08:35 PM (aTXUx)

447 Ever wanted to fuck a pillow and walk away with perfumed balls? This new hug pillow is made for you

http://bit.ly/1aiY2fz

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:35 PM (vJdyz)

448 Does it actually make sense to pay a mortgage off early? I have about 5 years left, I owe somewhere in the 30-40K range. I just wonder the pros and cons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 08:35 PM (FMbng)

449 it'll be right after I turn 47. Pretty proud of that. Posted by: shredded chi at November 02, 2013 12:26 AM Wow. 47. I was hell at 47

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 08:36 PM (MhA4j)

450 Well back from Belize. Nothing to do on San Pedro but scuba, drink, eat and nap. Pretty much fits with the hobo live style.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 01, 2013 08:36 PM (gYg+E)

451 Superheros need to be badass, not Fred fucking Rodgers.

I don't care so long as they keep showing him doing salmon ladders with his shirt off.

Posted by: no good deed at November 01, 2013 08:36 PM (k55Fc)

452 oh and I can't look at Manu Bennett in Arrow, I've saw way too much of his body in the Sparticus show

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:36 PM (vJdyz)

453 I think it's gonna happen. Seems to be a lot of interest. I'm in. So is Bannion, AtC, MWR, WashingtonNearsider, Vendette..... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:20 AM (GEICT) I'm in. Shhhh. Hold down the 'woo-hoos'

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 08:37 PM (WfOD1)

454 Guard it with your life. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 12:34 AM (x3YFz) Fucking aye right.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:37 PM (GEICT)

455 Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 12:37 AM (WfOD1) Welcome aboard. All Morons are welcome and appreciated.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:38 PM (GEICT)

456 Ever wanted to fuck a pillow and walk away with perfumed balls? This new hug pillow is made for you http://bit.ly/1aiY2fz Posted by: The Dude at November 02, 2013 12:35 AM (vJdyz) Attach it to a battery and give it to Roman PolanskiÂ…

Posted by: The ビリビリ Hat at November 01, 2013 08:39 PM (Vk2pI)

457 i should probably have a bigger bowl...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:39 PM (cX7ea)

458 421 Tango, just out of curiosity, and very generally speaking, what part of the country are you currently located?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:22 AM (GEICT)

Colorado springs. Between schriever and peterson AFB just down the road from the sheriff's stables.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:39 PM (x3YFz)

459 Posted by: kbdabear at November 02, 2013 12:35 AM (aTXUx) Finally!' The reason TFG is always late for public appearances. Wants that clean, fresh breath.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 08:39 PM (LpbKr)

460 " Can semen cure bad breath? " Jeez, I need to try that line. It'll probably cure monogrammed too, right? Right?

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 08:39 PM (NVddU)

461 That's f'n awesome. I'm not paying this place off, I'm selling it first. In another 4 years, in fact. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:24 AM (cX7ea) It certainly is awesome. I had to take mortgage to save the only house I have lived in form being sold at less than the value it was four years before. I had to buy out my younger brother,the one who is sick in Maine, and me and my older brother live here. I have two entire floors to myself. I started moving things from my room in the back of third floor to my motherÂ’s bedroom.That wasnÂ’t supposed to be a bedroom, it has no closets. I want to turn off some of the radiators upstairs to save on oil heat and we need a new roof. It sucks when you get a surprise like that. Roof was fine in May.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 08:39 PM (z4WKX)

462

"Does it actually make sense to pay a mortgage off early? I have about 5 years left, I owe somewhere in the 30-40K range. I just wonder the pros and cons."

A wise man once said it never makes sense to spend a dollar to save 50 cents in taxed. The old saw of paying off with inflated dollars used to hold but paychecks haven't been rising that much lately.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 01, 2013 08:40 PM (gYg+E)

463 459 i should probably have a bigger bowl... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:39 AM (cX7ea) You living the CAC lifestyle?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:40 PM (GEICT)

464 BC I`m from about 50 miles of you, and I think I`m about 60 miles north of tangonine at this point in time, 1687 miles away from home in CO.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 08:40 PM (uOxBm)

465 Does it actually make sense to pay a mortgage off early? I have about 5 years left, I owe somewhere in the 30-40K range. I just wonder the pros and cons. ****** It's the fact that TARP attached all the mortgage paper in the US to bonds sold to foreign interests. If we crash and they come looking you are in a tough spot unless you have other currency to pay.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 08:40 PM (MhA4j)

466 All Morons are welcome and appreciated. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:38 AM (GEICT) I was so ready for the the meetup, umtil Disney got in the way.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 08:40 PM (WfOD1)

467 I'm out. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at November 01, 2013 08:41 PM (EWSzw)

468 450 Does it actually make sense to pay a mortgage off early? I have about 5 years left, I owe somewhere in the 30-40K range. I just wonder the pros and cons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 02, 2013 12:35 AM (FMbng)

less payment on interest so yes is the short answer. Most loans don't penalize for early payment, but YMMV.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:41 PM (x3YFz)

469 he Smokenator is my next step, http://tinyurl.com/lvzjco7

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 08:41 PM (CMlD4)

470 brown sugar...light brown or dark brown? hmmm....well the light brown is open, so...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:41 PM (cX7ea)

471 F'ing Autocorrect! MIGRAINES

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 08:42 PM (NVddU)

472 Those who lurk Do not post Those who post Do not lurk -Digital Lao Tzu

Posted by: mindful webworker - new vid linked at November 01, 2013 08:42 PM (Bfbpz)

473 466 BC I`m from about 50 miles ofyou, and I think I`m about 60 miles north of tangonine at this point in time, 1687 miles away from home in CO. Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 12:40 AM (uOxBm) No shit? So you're where? Still somewhat Northern Florida? If so, we're gonna try a MeetUp at some point soon. I know NDH has wanted to do one, we need to get on it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)

474 466 BC I`m from about 50 miles ofyou, and I think I`m about 60 miles north of tangonine at this point in time, 1687 miles away from home in CO.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 12:40 AM (uOxBm)

Denver, Castle Rock?

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:43 PM (x3YFz)

475 brown sugar...light brown or dark brown? hmmm....well the light brown is open, so... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:41 AM (cX7ea) We talking actual sugar or are we talking women?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:43 PM (GEICT)

476 You living the CAC lifestyle?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:40 AM (GEICT)

Half in the bag and baking sweet potato pies. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:43 PM (cX7ea)

477 Drinking, in CO, 1687 miles from home.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 08:43 PM (uOxBm)

478 brown sugar...light brown or dark brown? hmmm....well the light brown is open, so...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:41 AM (cX7ea)

always dark, more molasses the better

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:44 PM (vJdyz)

479 Half in the bag and baking sweet potato pies. What could possibly go wrong? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:43 AM (cX7ea) Should I alert the ER.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:44 PM (GEICT)

480 'Night Vendette

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 08:44 PM (LpbKr)

481 We talking actual sugar or are we talking women?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:43 AM (GEICT)

when it comes to women, darker the berry, sweeter the juice

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:44 PM (vJdyz)

482 If so, we're gonna try a MeetUp at some point soon. I know NDH has wanted to do one, we need to get on it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:42 AM (GEICT)

but you will have to wait until I'm down visiting Eldest Daughter...real sugar, dammit...FML...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:45 PM (cX7ea)

483 Man files EEOC suit against Time Warner becuase they discriminate against biological fathersÂ… http://tinyurl.com/kh7m4o6

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 01, 2013 08:45 PM (Vk2pI)

484 Wheat Ridge, tango

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 08:45 PM (uOxBm)

485 The old saw of paying off with inflated dollars used to hold but paychecks haven't been rising that much lately. Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 02, 2013 12:40 AM (gYg+E) I personally would rathe be mortgage free if I could pay off ahead.

Posted by: CarolT at November 01, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)

486 @oakland162 I know what gunfree zones are. But most mass killings in public spaces are not airports or schools. Look at the stats. Retweeted by Brad Thor

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 01, 2013 08:46 PM (xz0nG)

487 blacker the berry, sweeter the juice

knew I had that wrong as soon as I hit post

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:46 PM (vJdyz)

488 Any bets that these people are Obama voters?

http://tinyurl.com/ntksl92

Posted by: The Facepaling Hat at November 02, 2013 12:11 AM

A damning indictment of the U.S. educational system.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 01, 2013 08:46 PM (b9K4P)

489 Rev. Fred Rodgers was a badass in his own right. You WERE GOING TO BE HIS NEIGHBOR and LIKE IT. There's a reason why he always changed his sweater and shoes upon walking onto the set. He needed to clean up after beating the every living snot out of the childrens' good for nothing parents dumb enough to trespass in HIS NEIGHBORHOOD. The mail man lived in mortal fear of Rogers and had to pay protection money every damn time he delivered 'mail'. The whole kingdom with King Friday was really a metaphor for Rogers' smackdown prior to the start of each show. Feeding the goldfish was a metaphor too. You need to look past the outward appear of the show to get to the true meaning. /someone said there would be premium content and gin

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston is going to steal a duckboat at November 01, 2013 08:46 PM (KCvsd)

490 481 Half in the bag and baking sweet potato pies. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:43 AM (cX7ea)

Should I alert the ER.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:44 AM (GEICT)

Now I know some Louisiana boys and from what I've learned it ain't cookin' unless you've got a shotgun.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:46 PM (x3YFz)

491 Drinking, inCO,1687 miles from home.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 12:43 AM (uOxBm)

There's surely a song in there somewhere....

*searches*

Oh, this one will do...

http://youtu.be/DUfUNjuaBbg

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:47 PM (cX7ea)

492 Bob Dylan & the Band at the Isle of Wight, 1969: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGR65Fhm2O4 I'm finding some pretty good stuff tonight.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2013 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

493 " Wow. 47. I was hell at 47 " Not saying I ain't a hot mess now... Just had a brief moment of clarity in my early twenties and bought a house instead of that 318i. Oddly enough, I think the house pulled more tail (and better quality) than I thought the Bimmer was going to.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 08:47 PM (NVddU)

494 Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston is going to steal a duckboat at November 02, 2013 12:46 AM (KCvsd)

LMAO at blue falcon.

You do know that no one gets that.... but it's funny as hell.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:48 PM (x3YFz)

495 when it comes to women, darker the berry, sweeter the juice Posted by: The Dude at November 02, 2013 12:44 AM (vJdyz) I laughed. A lot. But yeah, there's some fine looking women with a nice tan floating around out there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)

496 The first was this last June. We talked up the shit out of it. Which we'll do again if we do another one. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:12 AM (GEICT) I'm down for a NOVA meetup. I'm living in the People's Republic of Maryland job searching in DC so a night of moron debauchery would suit me well.

Posted by: LP at November 01, 2013 08:49 PM (VqXoN)

497 Has there ever been talk of a southern Oregon / northern California ("Jefferson State") moron meet up?

Posted by: PabloD at November 01, 2013 08:49 PM (Yi/gX)

498 It's the fact that TARP attached all the mortgage paper in the US to bonds sold to foreign interests.
If we crash and they come looking you are in a tough spot unless you have other currency to pay.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 02, 2013 12:40 AM (MhA4j)

Yeah hmm, good point.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Div at November 01, 2013 08:49 PM (FMbng)

499 Should I alert the ER.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:44 AM (GEICT)

hehehehehehe....why?

Now I know some Louisiana boys and from what I've learned it ain't cookin' unless you've got a shotgun.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 12:46 AM (x3YFz)

Check! http://tinyurl.com/lehaqgs

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:50 PM (cX7ea)

500 Nick Dipalo runs Ranger Up. I barely know him we've just traded a few e-mails be he's a good dude. I have like 20 Ranger Up Ts and hoodies.

So here's Blue Falcon:

http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/the-damn-few-episode-14-the-blue-falcon/

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:50 PM (x3YFz)

501 After having to deal with a half dozen helicopters screwing up my sleep for the past month, I can't wait for the parade to be over. It was great in 2004 and all. But now the whole thing is obnoxious and most NE area fans are spoiled bandwagon brats.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston is going to steal a duckboat at November 01, 2013 08:50 PM (KCvsd)

502 BC, I`m from outside of Lake Butler, Cacker county.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 08:50 PM (uOxBm)

503 he does kill a fuckton of people in the show though

Not in season 2. Now he's gone all non-lethal even on murderous skells that should get the needle 10 time over.

I don't see there being a Season 3 at this rate. I don't even see Season 2 running to completion.

I see ratings cratering and this shit getting the gong/hook early.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 08:50 PM (4tK7k)

504 Drinking, inCO,1687 miles from home. 9, 999 bottles of beer on the wall, 9, 999 bottles of beer ....

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 08:50 PM (KoFMU)

505

Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 12:50 AM (4tK7k)

honestly haven't finished season 1 yet (episode 1 so season two has been resting on my dvr

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:51 PM (vJdyz)

506 504 BC, I`m from outside of Lake Butler, Cacker county. Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 12:50 AM (uOxBm) Holy shit. Deep country. LMAO. I'm born and raised Jacksonville. Spent my college years in St. Aug. Couple years up just outside DC and now the fam and I live in Fernandina.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)

507 eh, Willa Holland and Katie Cassidy are still great eye candy

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:52 PM (vJdyz)

508 Cracker country, damn e and r aint working on keyboard too well. Union County FL.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 08:53 PM (uOxBm)

509 Well, the name has always worked for me here. Hard to live in Boston as a fiscal and semi-social conservative surrounded by moon-battery. Idiots here think that if you don't vote 100% lockstep with the dem party line that you are a closet Republican that is some sort of closed minded hick. Meanwhile they don't notice the irony of their compliance requiring group think.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston is going to steal a duckboat at November 01, 2013 08:53 PM (KCvsd)

510 brown sugar...light brown or dark brown? hmmm....well the light brown is open, so... I defer to the experts ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0Y3LUqr1Q

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 08:54 PM (KoFMU)

511 Youngest Son: "you're drunk, aren't you?"

Me: "No, why would you say that?"

Youngest Son: "Cause you're dancing around the kitchen singing into the mixer."

Me:"....go to bed."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:54 PM (cX7ea)

512 I see ratings cratering and this shit getting the gong/hook early. Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 12:50 AM (4tK7k) Please help a lazy ass out. What show? I didn't think TWD was going past the first season, but.. (And I haven't watched it past the4th or 5th episode.)

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 08:55 PM (LpbKr)

513

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 12:55 AM (LpbKr)

Arrow, the Green Arrow show

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 08:55 PM (vJdyz)

514 BC, I`m from outside of Lake Butler, Cacker county.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 12:50 AM (uOxBm)

LAKE BUTLER!!! Holy fuck... (lived in Baldwin before Cecil closed)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 08:56 PM (cX7ea)

515 >>>You do know that no one gets that... Buddy is only half the word. Also, I can't find the keys to the Hummvee, can you help me out?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 01, 2013 08:58 PM (eQJwb)

516 rown sugar...light brown or dark brown? hmmm....well the light brown is open, so... I defer to the expert's, AlextheChick, opinion: http://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:58 PM (GEICT)

517 Nick Dipalo runs Ranger Up. I barely know him we've just traded a few e-mails be he's a good dude. I have like 20 Ranger Up Ts and hoodies.

So here's Blue Falcon:

http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/the-damn-few-episode-14-the-blue-falcon/
Posted by: tangonine

You think he would do a Mencken quote shirt for Ace

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 08:59 PM (CMlD4)

518 Buddy is only half the word. Also, I can't find the keys to the Hummvee, can you help me out?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 02, 2013 12:58 AM (eQJwb)

LOL

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 08:59 PM (x3YFz)

519 LAKE BUTLER!!! Holy fuck... (lived in Baldwin before Cecil closed) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 12:56 AM (cX7ea) Cecil Field. Don't even get me started. Fucking idiots blew the opportunity to reopen and bring a ton of revenue into the area.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 08:59 PM (GEICT)

520 You think he would do a Mencken quote shirt for Ace

Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2013 12:59 AM (CMlD4)

I'd bet the rent if ace shot him an e-mail he would. He's good people.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:00 PM (x3YFz)

521 DC is still alive? Nice work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)

522 Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 12:55 AM (LpbKr) Arrow, the Green Arrow show Posted by: The Dude at November 02, 2013 12:55 AM (vJdyz) Thanks. That was what I was thinking it was, but isn't that a BBC show?

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 09:00 PM (LpbKr)

523 Here's another driving song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khf3t1GQZMw

Posted by: Hari Seldon at November 01, 2013 09:01 PM (ejwW4)

524 Me:"....go to bed." Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter When I was five we moved into a new house. It was August and that was before AC so it was miserable and I went down to the kitchen to get a drink of water. Well I couldn't reach the sink and no water was in the fridge but there was a glass of water so I drank it. It tasted funny but it was cold and wet. I got really dizzy and went to bed. The next morning my Dad was raising hell because he was sure he left the last of his Gin in a glass in the fridge.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 09:01 PM (MhA4j)

525 ...and WTF was up with the way they wrapped Dexter? OMFG, that was the worst series wrap since that uber-lame last season of Lost.

It left a reboot open, but left you with no enthusiasm for one. Weak.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 09:02 PM (4tK7k)

526 Another driving song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7l7nDuj1o

Posted by: The Hot Rod Hat at November 01, 2013 09:02 PM (Vk2pI)

527 Hey GGE, ol redneck like me knows them stompin grounds well. Back in the day when Daddy was big time farming and logging, we were all over those woods and fields, from the GA border down to Kissimee-St Cloud.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:02 PM (uOxBm)

528 Thanks. That was what I was thinking it was, but isn't that a BBC show?

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 01:00 AM (LpbKr)

CW which leads into a BAD remake of The Tomorrow People, even though Peyton List is fucking hot as fuck

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 09:03 PM (vJdyz)

529 Well foo. It's bedtime...nite folks

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 01, 2013 09:04 PM (MhA4j)

530 Congrats about paying off the mortgage! I was able to pay off ours when I inherited a totally unexpected sum. My husband was a little squirmy about it -- having gone through a major (and costly) health procedure he's got a mighty appreciation for easy liquidity -- but cheered considerably when I said that it made me a lot less tempting target for my brother hit up for a loan. Not that he didn't try, eventually. But at least this time he didn't suggest I take out loan out against the house. (yeah he tried that once. Back when I was waiting for my father's estate to clear. So he could get the money I promised him from the estate. NOT money he inherited from it, I must make plain -- I was the sole heir. But my father treated him and my mom like crap, and I wanted to make a sort of postmortem restitution, so I promised her & him 30% each. Which was why I wasn't able to pay off the mortgage THAT time.)

Posted by: Sister Sestina at November 01, 2013 09:05 PM (b7z9R)

531 She got in his face the Christmas (three weeks) before he was deployed to the Shithole. Told him, "I just want you to know I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (lVPtV) Wonder what her views are on abortion.

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 09:05 PM (ZrNcx)

532 over the last couple years I've spun up some pretty tight morale patches. They're pretty specific to the groups they were made for so the text on the patches don't make sense unless you know the back story but I have a couple examples.

I'm thinking a Moron Horde morale patch but I won't step on Ace's toes. I have an "in" with a patch company so what usually costs $10.00 I charge less than half that.

And I dare say my patches have graced the shoulders of better men than me: IDF and SEALS, couple delta guys. They've seen combat.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:06 PM (x3YFz)

533 Fucking idiots blew the opportunity to reopen and bring a ton of revenue into the area.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 12:59 AM (GEICT)

Yes they did motherfuckers. Should have never closed it cause Oceana sucks balls (sorry VA morons, but you know its true).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:07 PM (cX7ea)

534 503 After having to deal with a half dozen helicopters screwing up my sleep for the past month, I can't wait for the parade to be over. It was great in 2004 and all. But now the whole thing is obnoxious and most NE area fans are spoiled bandwagon brats.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston is going to steal a duckboat at November 02, 2013 12:50 AM (KCvsd)

Yeah the Red Sox have gone from being the underdogs everyone was hoping they would win to being obnoxious little Yankee Juniors, that only other fans of the team can be around.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2013 09:07 PM (LI48c)

535 The Hot Rod Hat at November 02, 2013 01:02 AM (Vk2pI) beep, beep bleepbleep beep, beep bleepbleep his horn went beep, beep, beep bleepbleep

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 09:07 PM (KoFMU)

536 CW which leads into a BAD remake of The Tomorrow People, even though Peyton List is fucking hot as fuck Posted by: The Dude at November 02, 2013 01:03 AM (vJdyz) How old is she? Looks about 14. (Image search, so they may be old.)

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 09:08 PM (LpbKr)

537

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 01:08 AM (LpbKr)

oddly enough, there are two actresses with that name but the one I'm talking about is 26

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 09:09 PM (vJdyz)

538 I'm thinking a Moron Horde morale patch but I won't step on Ace's toes. I have an "in" with a patch company so what usually costs $10.00 I charge less than half that. And I dare say my patches have graced the shoulders of better men than me: IDF and SEALS, couple delta guys. They've seen combat. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 01:06 AM (x3YFz) If that ever happens, I'm in. I've got a logo for AoSHQ that I played with a while back. Sent it to a Ron that's supposed to clean it up, never heard back. Couple of Rons have some connections with tshirt printers and we were gonna have some made. Kinda dead in the water right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:09 PM (GEICT)

539 527 ...and WTF was up with the way they wrapped Dexter? OMFG, that was the worst series wrap since that uber-lame last season of Lost.

It left a reboot open, but left you with no enthusiasm for one. Weak.

Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 01:02 AM (4tK7k)

Me and the missus are in season 2 of lost, but I know the last season blows, or so I've heard.

Is it as bad as how battlestar galactica ended?

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:09 PM (x3YFz)

540 " . Should have never closed it cause Oceana sucks balls (sorry VA morons, but you know its true) " As a civilian, I won't argue with you. Just curious why you say that - Oceans is right in my backyard.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 09:10 PM (NVddU)

541 Just ask Tango. When we did, about the logo and shirts, we got nothing but positive feedback.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:10 PM (GEICT)

542 I guess the Arrow writers have never read that "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent."

Posted by: no good deed at November 01, 2013 09:11 PM (k55Fc)

543 Yes they did motherfuckers. Should have never closed it cause Oceana sucks balls (sorry VA morons, but you know its true). Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:07 AM (cX7ea) Oceana is where my BIL is at now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

544 Late wife used to play in a pool league all over there. Baldwin, Sanderson, McClenney, etc. She also used to do the renenactments out at Olustee, but I couldn't get her to camp with me...her idea of roughing it was a motel without room service.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:12 PM (cX7ea)

545 544 I guess the Arrow writers have never read that "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." Posted by: no good deed at November 02, 2013 01:11 AM (k55Fc) Ayn Rand "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)

546 If that ever happens, I'm in. I've got a logo for AoSHQ that I played with a while back. Sent it to a Ron that's supposed to clean it up, never heard back. Couple of Rons have some connections with tshirt printers and we were gonna have some made. Kinda dead in the water right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:09 AM (GEICT)

Here's my joint IDF/green beret patch.

Back story I'll only share in person over a beer.

http://greyttimes.com/?p=713

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:13 PM (x3YFz)

547 Great driving song from back in my day

Flirtin' With Disaster - Molly Hatchet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8zTefUMhbI

Now get off my lawn

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 09:13 PM (aTXUx)

548 539 Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 01:08 AM (LpbKr) oddly enough, there are two actresses with that name but the one I'm talking about is 26 Posted by: The Dude at November 02, 2013 01:09 AM (vJdyz) Shit. So now I have Chris Hansen offering me cookies and lemonade. Thanks.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 09:13 PM (LpbKr)

549 I guess the Arrow writers have never read that "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." Posted by: no good deed at November 02, 2013 01:11 AM (k55Fc) Ayn Rand "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:12 AM (GEICT) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._A

Posted by: Mister A at November 01, 2013 09:13 PM (Vk2pI)

550 Here's my joint IDF/green beret patch. Back story I'll only share in person over a beer. http://greyttimes.com/?p=713 Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 01:13 AM (x3YFz) Ha! Love it. Here's the Logo I did. It's rough. I'm not very familiar with Photoshop and that's how I did it. http://tinypic.com/r/2ypi3gy/5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:16 PM (GEICT)

551 I was going for the Adam Smith quote, but Rand's works too.

Posted by: no good deed at November 01, 2013 09:17 PM (k55Fc)

552 Just thinkin, there is not a motel, wecker service or police department in my county in North Florida. One each, high, middle and elementary school, 2 banks, 4 red lights in the county seat and no more in the whole county. Shit, I`m missin that place, oh-and the county Sheriff is one of my ol beer drinkin good friends.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:18 PM (uOxBm)

553 Is it as bad as how battlestar galactica ended?

Way worse. Lost just ends like you're on an extended bad acid trip. If William S. Burroughs had written TV show scripts, he could have wrote the last season of Lost.

The BSG ending wasn't weird, quite traditional. It was kinda stolen straight out of Planet Of The Apes.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 09:19 PM (4tK7k)

554 tangonine - have you done one in Lithuanian?

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 09:19 PM (CMlD4)

555 As a civilian, I won't argue with you. Just curious why you say that - Oceans is right in my backyard.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 02, 2013 01:10 AM (NVddU)

Cecil Field...nice long twin runways

Oceana...shorter runways

Cecil Field...outside of the city where the jet noise doesn't bother many people

Oceana...surrounded by Vagina Bitch

Cecil Field...nice warm weather 9 months out of the year

Oceana...not too bad weather, but not as good as FL

The only advantage Oceana had was it's closer to the carriers.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:20 PM (cX7ea)

556 479 Drinking, inCO,1687 miles from home. Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 12:43 AM (uOxBm) Next time, give us Colorado morons some advance notice so we can play the host, okay?

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 09:20 PM (ZrNcx)

557 Here's the Logo I did. It's rough. I'm not very familiar with Photoshop and that's how I did it.

http://tinypic.com/r/2ypi3gy/5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:16 AM (GEICT)

That's pretty tight! Little complex for a patch so you have to basically be 1 on 1 with the designer on the phone while it happens.

I tried to get this one done but have yet to find a patch maker who can get it right, and I don't do half assed shit so I've had to say no 3 times to 3 diff companies.

http://greyttimes.com/?p=745

Still can't find anyone who can get it right to my standards.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:21 PM (x3YFz)

558 wow...formatting fail...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:21 PM (cX7ea)

559 Here's a blog post I did last spring on great car songs;

http://gearsandgridirons.blogspot.com/2013/04/old-car-songs.html

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 09:23 PM (aTXUx)

560 Come morons, share with me the cries of despair from an Obama voter. What I'd rather do is plant my foot right in Mr Morris' ass. Hard.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 01, 2013 09:23 PM (/IXKu)

561 556 tangonine - have you done one in Lithuanian?

Posted by: Jean at November 02, 2013 01:19 AM (CMlD4)

No, but I can!

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:24 PM (x3YFz)

562 The only advantage Oceana had was it's closer to the carriers. red on the right, when returning at night ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 09:24 PM (KoFMU)

563 Color fades and fine detail are tough on patches.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 01, 2013 09:24 PM (4tK7k)

564

Thanks, I`m living out here right now keeping a roof over and food in.

Next time, give us Colorado morons some advance notice so we can play the host, okay?

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:25 PM (uOxBm)

565 http://greyttimes.com/?p=745 Still can't find anyone who can get it right to my standards. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 01:21 AM (x3YFz) Woah. Crazy. But awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT)

566 562 Come morons, share with me the cries of despair from an Obama voter. What I'd rather do is plant my foot right in Mr Morris' ass. Hard. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 02, 2013 01:23 AM (/IXKu) The biggest takeaway in that article is at the end. He is still a true believer.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 09:26 PM (LpbKr)

567 555 Is it as bad as how battlestar galactica ended?

Way worse. Lost just ends like you're on an extended bad acid trip. If William S. Burroughs had written TV show scripts, he could have wrote the last season of Lost.

The BSG ending wasn't weird, quite traditional. It was kinda stolen straight out of Planet Of The Apes.

Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 01:19 AM (4tK7k)

The whole "we're just going to throw all our stuff into the sun because... shut up" didn't sit well.

But, point taken, I'll just watch Dollhouse again (good lord she's hot!)

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:27 PM (x3YFz)

568 Cecil Filed never got its own song ... IIRC and I might not ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=174JQUmzqM4

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 09:27 PM (KoFMU)

569 If you don't like neighbors, Loving County Texas might be for you.

677 square miles, population 71

Sits on the southern end of the Llano Estacado

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_County,_Texas

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2013 09:27 PM (aTXUx)

570 The only advantage Oceana had was it's closer to the carriers.

Wasn't John Warner the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services committee at the time.

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2013 09:28 PM (CMlD4)

571 Woah. Crazy. But awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:26 AM (GEICT)

The rough translation from the greek is "behind me, you are safe."

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:28 PM (x3YFz)

572 OK, pies are in the oven.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:28 PM (cX7ea)

573 tangonine at November 02, 2013 01:27 AM (x3YFz) Dollhouse - as a "universe" not specifically as a story, reminded me of Joe Halderman(?)'s All My Sins Remembered ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 09:29 PM (KoFMU)

574 565 Color fades and fine detail are tough on patches.

Posted by: Purp at November 02, 2013 01:24 AM (4tK7k)

it's a matter of the stitching and capturing the greys in the image. It's a tough one, for sure.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:29 PM (x3YFz)

575 He is still a true believer. That just means my foot should be pulled out, and replanted back in, even harder. Maybe even do it several more times, just to make the little prick experience a whole lotta pain.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 01, 2013 09:30 PM (/IXKu)

576 Dollhouse - as a "universe" not specifically as a story, reminded me of Joe Halderman(?)'s All My Sins Remembered ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 02, 2013 01:29 AM (KoFMU)

I'm not familiar, but I'll have a look. It's really an interesting story... well once us male folks get past the yoga pants ; )

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:31 PM (x3YFz)

577 " Wasn't John Warner the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services committee at the time " Ask your average LIV Va. Voter and they'll tell you it was Mark Warner.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 01, 2013 09:32 PM (NVddU)

578 well, I know what I'm getting my mom for Christmas http://bit.ly/1atSDYU

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 09:32 PM (vJdyz)

579 In seventh grade Texas history they made us memorize the cattle trails. The Goodnight Loving trail had all of us giggling every time we read it out loud, kbdabear.

Posted by: no good deed at November 01, 2013 09:33 PM (k55Fc)

580 GGE I know you been there because you can spell Macclenney like they spell it. Man, I`ve drank a many a beer riding those dirt roads around Sanderson, Olustee, Taylor, all the way up to Fargo GA.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:33 PM (uOxBm)

581 Speaking of the carriers...my first floating home got sold for a penny last week, not sure how i feel about that yet. She was a good ship and served her Navy well. Good memories and bad.

And also speaking of the Forrestal...T9 I owe you an apology from way back. I was an asshole to you and I shouldn't have been, and I'm sorry that I did it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:33 PM (cX7ea)

582 Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 02, 2013 01:30 AM (/IXKu) God forbid if you have rusty nails in your sole. passes rusty nails Have fun.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 09:34 PM (LpbKr)

583 Posted by: Arbalest at November 02, 2013 01:32 AM (FlRtG) Whoever he is, he needs to be poached. A raid needs to happen and he needs to be brought here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:35 PM (GEICT)

584 Dichen Lachman was the only reason to watch Dollhouse

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 09:35 PM (vJdyz)

585 And also speaking of the Forrestal...T9 I owe you an apology from way back. I was an asshole to you and I shouldn't have been, and I'm sorry that I did it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:33 AM (cX7ea)

No worries man. I can take a punch and believe you me I've golf cleated my own junk enough to never hold a grudge.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:35 PM (x3YFz)

586 Man, I`ve drank a many a beer riding those dirt roads around Sanderson, Olustee, Taylor, all the way up to Fargo GA.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 01:33 AM (uOxBm)

Used to sing in the karoke bar in MacClenney on 90, don't remember the name of it but I remember Billy (don't remember his last name) used to ride his horse up there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:35 PM (cX7ea)

587 No worries man. I can take a punch and believe you me I've golf cleated my own junk enough to never hold a grudge.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 01:35 AM (x3YFz)

Good. Still no reason to be an asshole though. beers are on me if ever...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:37 PM (cX7ea)

588 I've golf cleated my own junk enough to never hold a grudge. Maybe you should hold the grudge and drop the golf shoes ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 09:37 PM (KoFMU)

589 BC: We shall see if anyone comes over.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 01, 2013 09:40 PM (FlRtG)

590 BC, when I get back down there we`ll have to get together, I go up your way, or y`all come down mine for a big cookout and beerfest. We use Daddy`s big smoker and have some pretty good parties at the huntin camp. We even have a band set up an a flatbed trailer every now and them.Lots of Bluegass music.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:40 PM (uOxBm)

591 I had the distinct pleasure of firing 3 clients in the last week who objected to a modest 9% increase in rates next year due to increased business costs due to Socialist Care. It was a pleasure as these were 3 of the biggest Lib Douchebages I have on the roster who spent 3 years crowing about their HeroÂ’s accomplishment. This is delicious because they planned to ask for a rate reduction due to unexpected increased costsÂ…. From other posters at a different site.... "You should have ended with "Actions have consequences"" and "Sometimes life affords the opportunity to demonstrate the stupidity of one's actions to said individual".

Posted by: Xdconvert9mm at November 01, 2013 09:41 PM (ojnk6)

592 Lost the river one night, driving up 121 north of MacClenney/Baldwin...got all the way to GA before I realized I missed it. Good times in my 62 Chevy pickup...man I miss that truck sometimes.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:41 PM (cX7ea)

593 Posted by: Arbalest at November 02, 2013 01:32 AM (FlRtG) Holy fuck. What a cesspool. My favorite comment after scanning through a few: "Renegade28 − Not the exchanges, it's the gov website. Not exchanges."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)

594 Good. Still no reason to be an asshole though. beers are on me if ever...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:37 AM (cX7ea)

You squids are good in my book. But do understand that Marines are funner to fight.

I swear every fight with Marines was just a hoot and usually ended with all of us sitting on a curb outside some nameless place in Subic Bay laughing our asses off.

You Navy guys were generally corpsmen and were practicing the craft like cub scouts on the survivors. Good lord I miss those days.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:41 PM (x3YFz)

595 593 BC, when I get back down there we`ll have to get together, I go up your way, or y`all come down mine for a big cookout and beerfest. We use Daddy`s big smoker and have some pretty good parties at the huntin camp. We even have a band set up an a flatbed trailer every now and them.Lots of Bluegass music. Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 01:40 AM (uOxBm) Name the time and place. If you're looking to get ahold of me other than here....bcochran1981 at gmail dot com.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT)

596 logprof 19 & boulder toilet hobo 29 -- I highly recommend the latest reboot of the Yamato series [ http://tinyurl.com/6pba6ua ]

Consider it a 26-part OVA; super computer animation; while the core of the story is the same (get the Cosmo DNA, save the Earth), they've *seriously* tweaked the rest of the story. Lots of additional characters (most of them female), and a logical, well-thought out expansion of the general story.

The final Vol. just came out and has been ripped [ http://tinyurl.com/lj7x597 ]. I can't speak too highly of what they've with this classic Matsumoto story.

Kyle Kiernan 237 -- Yeah... I've seen the movie too. It was watchable, but I think they could have done better. And yeah, the Wave Motion Gun is awesome (then again, it always has been...).

I guess we'll find out what McQuarrie can do; just hope he's a true fan of the original story (NOT the American broadcast version, but the original Japanese anime).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2013 09:44 PM (lJaja)

597 Have fun. And that fucking cretin is in medical school. If Obamacare isn't uprooted eventually, he's going to brush up against it and he's unlikely to be too thrilled with what he sees.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 01, 2013 09:44 PM (/IXKu)

598 Used to sing in the karoke bar in MacClenney on 90, don't remember the name of it but I remember Billy (don't remember his last name) used to ride his horse up there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:35 AM (cX7ea)

We farmed the old Wells Dairy off 121 south of there, didn`t spend too much time in Mac, rivals.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:45 PM (uOxBm)

599 594 I had the distinct pleasure of firing 3 clients in the last week who objected to a modest 9% increase in rates next year due to increased business costs due to Socialist Care. It was a pleasure as these were 3 of the biggest Lib Douchebages I have on the roster who spent 3 years crowing about their HeroÂ’s accomplishment. This is delicious because they planned to ask for a rate reduction due to unexpected increased costsÂ….

From other posters at a different site.... "You should have ended with "Actions have consequences"" and "Sometimes life affords the opportunity to demonstrate the stupidity of one's actions to said individual". Posted by: Xdconvert9mm at November 02, 2013 01:41 AM (ojnk6)

dude.... you so want to have recorded that conversation so you can play it over, and over on those rainy days.

+1

Guilty revenge pleasures. Ya almost feel bad when that opportunity drops right in your lap and you sit there for 30 seconds and the face muscles cannot be stopped from forcing the evil grin.

Good stuff.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:46 PM (x3YFz)

600 But do understand that Marines are funner to fight.

It's what they do.

Good lord I miss those days.

me too...sometimes...but it's a young man's game and I'm no longer a young man. I'm sure that's what I miss more than anything else. But it sure was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:46 PM (cX7ea)

601 "I love her to death. But her youngest daughter pisses me the hell off. Treats her mother like crap. " A few hard slaps to the buttocks and taking away the cell phone for a month might correct the problem. I volunteer to deliver the needed punishment.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 01, 2013 09:47 PM (hpgw1)

602 I've got family in Mac-a-lenny. The directions were always great. "Get off the I-10 exit towards Macclenny, then take your first right off the paved road..."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)

603 "Get off the I-10 exit towards Macclenny, then take your first right off the paved road..."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:47 AM (GEICT)

I worked in the Discount Auto there, before Advance bought them out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:49 PM (cX7ea)

604 If you're looking to get ahold of me other than here....bcochran1981 at gmail dot com.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:42 AM (GEICT)

Got it.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:50 PM (uOxBm)

605 1999/2000...been a while...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:50 PM (cX7ea)

606 I worked in the Discount Auto there, before Advance bought them out. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:49 AM (cX7ea) You've probably met some of my fam. I have a cousin who's fond of trashing vehicles.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT)

607 That cousin is probably also about the only deaf guy in Macclenny.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT)

608 me too...sometimes...but it's a young man's game and I'm no longer a young man. I'm sure that's what I miss more than anything else. But it sure was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:46 AM (cX7ea)

I know. Getting old sucks. And those little bastards are just ripped nowdays. Like spent 5 years on the yard in prison and had nothing to do but lift weights ripped.

I have kids (yeah... everyone younger than me is a kid) that did 6 deployments and they were either humping 150lbs of kit up the side of a mountain or sitting in the wire pumping weights. They're freaking animals.

Even the AF dudes are ripped.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:52 PM (x3YFz)

609 Thanks Tang . I have kept their emails, which I will never publish in their entirety but already have in spirit with just this post. They actually budgeted for and fully expected a rate and business cost decrease due to this shit. It boggles the business mind.....fortunately, the roster is much deeper than these Dbags.

Posted by: Xdconvert9mm at November 01, 2013 09:52 PM (ojnk6)

610 Might have. Met a lot of...interesting...folks when I was there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:52 PM (cX7ea)

611 As for the recent media scrutiny on 404Care failures, I can only wonder what the MSMs angle is. They never attack democrats unless they have a plan. I doubt they finally realized they are journalists and have a job to do besides hang out on a journolist somewhere and regurgitate democrat talking points. So what is the long con they're trying to pull off? Is this battlespace preparation for something or someone?

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18.7% of them are just stunned. It never actually occurred to them that just giving orders isn't the same as accomplishing something. They actually missed that Oblamer's defining feature is that astounding cocktail of ignorance, incompetence, arrogance, and voting present. They actually thought all he had to do was order the universe to behave the way they wanted and it would really happen just that way.

29.4% are trying to blame republicans but are having a hard time getting past the facts -- no republican voted for it, all warned about it, and no completely cowered no matter how nasty they were treated. The MSM led a chorus of seagulls screeching and shitting all over about racism, teabagging and every other vile thing they could dredge up. This 29.4% are trying to be even more vile now but it is not getting much traction yet because by fate, correct judgement, or blind luck the republicans have been right (and they have been dead wrong) all along.

21.9% of them are laying low and planning to claim everything is peachy as soon as those assholes waste enough or your money to fix the website. They plan to whistle past the graveyard on all the other stuff. These people aren't actually smart enough to even wonder if the people who have been right so far may continue to be right about the rest of it as well.

8% are realizing that Oblamer actually is the teabagger in this situation and they are noticing for the very first time that from their position he tastes terrible and he smells like shit.

2% are reassessing how they could have been so wrong. But don't worry, most of them will eventually decide it was all your fault anyway.

20% are holding their tongues a little but are seething and will seek revenge as soon as they can figure out how to get it.

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2013 09:53 PM (PlzOe)

612

Little known, Lynard Skynard played at the Macclenney High School Prom.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 09:53 PM (uOxBm)

613 That cousin is probably also about the only deaf guy in Macclenny.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:51 AM (GEICT)

oh hell...I think I know who you're talking about.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:53 PM (cX7ea)

614 613 Might have. Met a lot of...interesting...folks when I was there. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:52 AM (cX7ea) Back woods kinda place. My grandmother's sister is the matriarch of the family out there. She and her husband had a big ass garden in their front yard for years. Also had one of the original satellite dishes. You know, the ones that were about ten feet across.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:54 PM (GEICT)

615 BC, do you have meds in your system. Never saw you up this late unless there's some med shit involved.. (No insult or anything)

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 09:55 PM (WfOD1)

616 oh hell...I think I know who you're talking about. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:53 AM (cX7ea) Lmao. Thought you might. Small place. Their last name is Melvin. The cousin who's deaf would be in his mid 30's now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)

617 .fortunately, the roster is much deeper than these Dbags.

Posted by: Xdconvert9mm at November 02, 2013 01:52 AM (ojnk6)

Exactly. Not to sound too crass about it, but... everyone can be replaced. Libs/LIVs are so self absorbed that they don't understand this.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 09:56 PM (x3YFz)

618 591 Maybe you should hold the grudge Harm me or mine and the grudge quickly (nanoseconds) becomes a death wish as deliver I death at + 2,500 fps and I strive but fail to watch your spine exit your back far faster than I can blink.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 01, 2013 09:56 PM (hpgw1)

619 618 BC, do you have meds in your system. Never saw you up this late unless there's some med shit involved.. (No insult or anything) Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 01:55 AM (WfOD1) Ha! I've been drinking, but I'm by nature a night owl. I have to force myself to bed every night during the week due to work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)

620 'Lo, 'rons -- just checking in from Beautiful Downtown Burbank.

Whazzup????

Posted by: cthulhu at November 01, 2013 09:57 PM (VkRIA)

621 The cousin who's deaf would be in his mid 30's now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:56 AM (GEICT)

Would have been in his early 20's then. Drove a Volvo wagon IIRC, or at least there was one in the family...or friends...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 09:58 PM (cX7ea)

622 Ok, one last shot and then finishing off the drink and to bed. Brb....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)

623 Would have been in his early 20's then. Drove a Volvo wagon IIRC, or at least there was one in the family...or friends... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 01:58 AM (cX7ea) Sounds about right. Fair skin. Dark hair. Around or maybe just over 6 feet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)

624 Harm me or mine and the grudge quickly (nanoseconds) becomes a death wish as deliver I death at + 2,500 fps and I strive but fail to watch your spine exit your back far faster than I can blink.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 02, 2013 01:56 AM (hpgw1)

Trivia note...a nanosecond is about 10 inches.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:01 PM (cX7ea)

625 621 591 Maybe you should hold the grudge

Harm me or mine and the grudge quickly (nanoseconds) becomes a death wish as deliver I death at + 2,500 fps and I strive but fail to watch your spine exit your back far faster than I can blink.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 02, 2013 01:56 AM (hpgw1)

LOL holy shit... hold up there, Sniper. Context was about some online silliness not about shooting people's face off.

You 'Ettes reach for the bang switch a little too quickly.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:01 PM (x3YFz)

626 My spellins went to shit, Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I dont think they went by that name then, it was there younger younger years.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:01 PM (uOxBm)

627 GGE, I think I have your email. Initials "LC"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:02 PM (GEICT)

628 RightlySouthern, do I understand correctly that you are in Colorado for awhile? Perhaps we should schedule a meet up before you go back home. I'm at the yahoo group as mindysosiare, and I have contact with Colorado Alex and Prothonotary Warbler.

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 10:02 PM (ZrNcx)

629

Just got back from Ender's Game. Having read the book... it felt rushed. I understand why they needed to do it, but I wasn't entirely happy with that. However, if you haven't read the book, you might not notice.

I liked the first two acts overall. But once it moved into the third act, I quickly became unhappy with it. Part of it was possibly due to the pacing. But I also thought that they botched the climax. And at the start of the post-climax wrap-up (and if you've read the book, you know why that's important), they got annoying. Ironically, they wouldn't have gotten annoying if they'd just left two small pieces of information in the movie that probably would have added almost no additional time to the film. The first item is the second Formic invasion. In the book, both Formic invasions happened well before the start of the story, so all that would have been needed is a quick mention that the formics came back after they were driven away the first time. But as far as the movie is concerned, the formics only came once. The second item is a spoiler, so I won't mention it at this point.

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2013 10:02 PM (wX+eD)

630 Fair skin. Dark hair. Around or maybe just over 6 feet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 02:00 AM (GEICT)

Yep...that's the guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:03 PM (cX7ea)

631 Ha! I've been drinking, but I'm by nature a night owl. I have to force myself to bed every night during the week due to work. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 01:57 AM (GEICT) Work. Dude, Obama stash. Sit at home! Jk- not in the hordes nature. Sadly, no riots tonight from the EBT cut. Guess they only got one pizza from 7-11 instead of two. (Seriously, I seethe with rage when I see the sign Now Accepting EBT for a hot, ready pizza.')

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 10:03 PM (WfOD1)

632 GGE, I think I have your email. Initials "LC"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 02:02 AM (GEICT)

yep, that's me, at the hotmail thingy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:04 PM (cX7ea)

633 (Seriously, I seethe with rage when I see the sign Now Accepting EBT for a hot, ready pizza.') Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 02:03 AM (WfOD1) A guy I know from high school now owns a Meat Shop. Looks to be very successful. Bout out the grocer next door. Expanded and is now selling produce and the like. Sign on the door and at the register that says "Accepting EBT".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)

634 But a good restore some faith in America happened tonight. Dropped maybe 30+ in cash out of my pocket while waiting in line at the grocery store. Young thug (obviously he isn't) bundled it up and told me I dropped something. Should have just let him keep it for being so honest.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 10:06 PM (WfOD1)

635 You got mail GGE. Now for that shot, dammit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:06 PM (GEICT)

636 (Seriously, I seethe with rage when I see the sign Now Accepting EBT for a hot, ready pizza.')

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 02:03 AM (WfOD1)

Heard a couple of them talking about it at the mart of walls tonight, how they were just looking instead of buying.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:07 PM (cX7ea)

637 In answer to your query about "battlespace" and "long con" - I don't think they are. Remember -these are the idiots who support marxism because of blowjobs and weed and have no clue it is treason against the constitution. These are the fugnuggets who couldn't hack pre-calc or statistics, physics or chemistry - but pretend they are "intellectuals". These are the wasted dimwitted dormroom buffoons who never read the Federalist Papers but are certain they know every proof of Manichean Evil done by "the Right", never understanding even that the "right" and "left" are constructs of the French Revolution - which they have never understood was a cesspool of blood and terror. They are profoundly stupid people who have enormous (and fragile) egos. These are people who idolize education majors for their "smarts". They are as sharp as wet bags filled with hamsters.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 01, 2013 10:07 PM (dawUv)

638 Remember how those nigerian banking scam faxes used to read?

The faxes were an unsolicited contact with you, a total stranger, to tell you that the sender plans to fuck over his own boss -- and then asks you to trust them with your banking info.

In short, the sales pitch was: I am about to cheat someone I know, but you as a total stranger can trust me.

All the Oblamer voters whining about their fucking insurance premiums is just making me laugh. They fell for the nigerian banking scam. "No really, he said he was only going to steal from the rich!!" Makes me want to send them a nice engraved halmark card that reads: "Thinking of you. You got scammed because you are a stupid greedy fuck. Have a wonderful day."

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2013 10:09 PM (PlzOe)

639 Damn. Even drunk that was bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:09 PM (GEICT)

640 jc - calling Ol' Jugears a Nigerian is raaaaacist and geographicalist. Whether or not it is heteronormative is an exercise left for the reader ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 10:11 PM (KoFMU)

641 You got mail GGE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 02:06 AM (GEICT)

Responded.

fcuckin fingers aren't wroking right tongiht for smoe reason, I think it 's the Redds.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:11 PM (cX7ea)

642 623 'Lo, 'rons -- just checking in from Beautiful Downtown Burbank.

Whazzup????

Posted by: cthulhu at November 02, 2013 01:57 AM (VkRIA)

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Hey Cooth. Happy travels in the land of man-made air.

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2013 10:12 PM (PlzOe)

643 oh well ... Roses are red, Violets are blue, More work needs doing tomorrow, than 24 hours will let us do ... Good Night, all

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 01, 2013 10:12 PM (KoFMU)

644 field service tech for Black n Decker in ralegih, eh?...hmmm

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:13 PM (cX7ea)

645 637 But a good restore some faith in America happened tonight.

Dropped maybe 30+ in cash out of my pocket while waiting in line at the grocery store.

Young thug (obviously he isn't) bundled it up and told me I dropped something.

Should have just let him keep it for being so honest.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 02:06 AM (WfOD1)

Was in safeway today buying grapes for my parrots (Leo love him some grapes!). Couple in front of me with a kid. They were maybe 23/25 years old. kid was cute as a button. They were buying water and bread (5 gallon jugs, the wells here are poop and you can shower in it but you sure as hell don't want to drink it).

Didn't have the "safeway" card to get the discount (it's like 2x the price if you don't have the card). And mom pulls out her ebt card.

I stepped up and said "just run mine." They both looked at me like I just pooped a gold bar and handed it to them.

Some people do actually need it. Not all. But some.

I felt bad for the dude because you could just see on his face and from his body language that he hated 1) the EBT thing and 2) a total stranger stepped in to help.

I get the pride thing and I've been there so I know it sucked.

Is what it is. But rule #1: Don't Be A Dick. Ever. Even if it's some hippie in front of you in line. Be true to yourself and provide help not based on them but based on your character and who YOU are.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:13 PM (x3YFz)

646 643 jc -

calling Ol' Jugears a Nigerian is raaaaacist and geographicalist. Whether or not it is heteronormative is an exercise left for the reader ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at November 02, 2013 02:11 AM (KoFMU)

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I also called him a teabagger. Does that make me ballsist?

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2013 10:14 PM (PlzOe)

647 How is everyone doing. I went dancing tonight and there were Halloween costumes. I can't decide which I liked better, the Catwoman outfit with the tight leather, or the Cruella Deville outfit where the girl dressed up in a black dress, pearls, and a pair of thigh-high stockings with seams up the back. mmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:14 PM (lr3d7)

648 Sounds good to me Wendy, I never did finish the process of getting in the yahoo group. If you all set up a MoronMeet I`m alllways lurking around, morning open thread for sure, gdukes63ataoldottycommy if you set one up. I look forward to that.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:14 PM (uOxBm)

649 Hi gang. I rarely post on ONT, just lurk, but someone asked about Ender's Game upthread, wanted feedback. I purposefully went in to theater tonight with low expectations, but I was amazed at what plots they managed to keep in from the book, and some of the scenes took my breath away. Great kid actors. Seeing it in theater was worth it, I thought. Crowd was a huge mix of ages, a lot of older people, hope that helps it do well. Recommend to all Morons.

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2013 10:15 PM (IMejC)

650 Night, Adriane

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2013 10:16 PM (PlzOe)

651

Liz -

I also saw it. See my brief review up at 632. I think you enjoyed it more than I did.

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2013 10:16 PM (wX+eD)

652 647 field service tech for Black n Decker in ralegih, eh?...hmmm Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 02:13 AM (cX7ea) Those guys in the kitchen vid need some help w/their toaster.

Posted by: BignJames at November 01, 2013 10:16 PM (j7iSn)

653 652 Hi gang. I rarely post on ONT, just lurk, but someone asked about Ender's Game upthread, wanted feedback. I purposefully went in to theater tonight with low expectations, but I was amazed at what plots they managed to keep in from the book, and some of the scenes took my breath away. Great kid actors. Seeing it in theater was worth it, I thought. Crowd was a huge mix of ages, a lot of older people, hope that helps it do well. Recommend to all Morons.

Posted by: LizLem at November 02, 2013 02:15 AM (IMejC)

Thanks, Liz. I'll take an 'Ettes movie review any day of the week.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:17 PM (x3YFz)

654 Just in from the honky tonk. Damn if I didn't smoke another damn cigarette along with my 4 Dos Equis and about an ounce of Old Crow on the rocks.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 01, 2013 10:18 PM (cll/q)

655 650 How is everyone doing. I went dancing tonight and there were Halloween costumes. I can't decide which I liked better, the Catwoman outfit with the tight leather, or the Cruella Deville outfit where the girl dressed up in a black dress, pearls, and a pair of thigh-high stockings with seams up the back. mmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 02, 2013 02:14 AM (lr3d7)

You're trouble, aren't you?

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:19 PM (x3YFz)

656 651 Sounds good to me Wendy, I never did finish the process of getting in the yahoo group. If you all set up a MoronMeet I`m alllways lurking around, morning open thread for sure, gdukes63ataoldottycommy if you set one up. I look forward to that. Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 02:14 AM (uOxBm) Get your ass over there. I'm a moderator and I'll approve you for membership right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:19 PM (GEICT)

657 650 How is everyone doing. I went dancing tonight and there were Halloween costumes. I can't decide which I liked better, the Catwoman outfit with the tight leather, or the Cruella Deville outfit where the girl dressed up in a black dress, pearls, and a pair of thigh-high stockings with seams up the back. mmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 02, 2013 02:14 AM (lr3d7)

====

Ferengi rules -- Take both.

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2013 10:19 PM (PlzOe)

658 Night all. Here is "Little Maggie" by the Stanley Brothers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vXTTWZPXkw

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 01, 2013 10:19 PM (Vk2pI)

659 So I see Frezno, home of NAS whateverthefuckitis, is falling on hard times.

Lemoore, that's the place.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:19 PM (cX7ea)

660 Get your ass over there. I'm a moderator and I'll approve you for membership right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 02:19 AM (GEICT)

You? a mod? You're NAVY FFS!

we're doomed.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:20 PM (x3YFz)

661

You're trouble, aren't you?

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:19 AM (x3YFz)

Me? No, I'm not. And both girls have boyfriends so it's looky but nothing more. That said, it was very nice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:21 PM (lr3d7)

662 Either I'm getting older and uglier or the girls at the bar are getting more discriminating. I strongly suspect the former though some part of me wants to believe the latter.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (cll/q)

663 You? a mod? You're NAVY FFS!

we're doomed.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:20 AM (x3YFz)

Wait.... no.... don't say it.

You're an army officer.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:22 PM (x3YFz)

664 You? a mod? You're NAVY FFS! we're doomed. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:20 AM (x3YFz) I'm not personally navy (GO NAVY, BEAT ARMY) but I have lots and lots and lots of family and friends that are.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:23 PM (GEICT)

665 Heeh-heh, right now is out of the ?. my keyboard is now all stuck fom spilling ice tea last night, sugar really fucks it, maybe spill beer tonight and free it up, have to pound keys.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:23 PM (uOxBm)

666 Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:13 AM (x3YFz) Good job. People whom are to proud to ask for it gets my charity. And if I had my druthers they wouldn't know.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 10:23 PM (WfOD1)

667 Me? No, I'm not. And both girls have boyfriends so it's looky but nothing more. That said, it was very nice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 02, 2013 02:21 AM (lr3d7)

I so do not believe you.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:24 PM (x3YFz)

668 Well rightlysouthern, lemme know if and when.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:24 PM (GEICT)

669 Dear Diary,

Sharon Stone is a damn handsome woman.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 01, 2013 10:25 PM (cll/q)

670 And if I had my druthers they wouldn't know.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 02:23 AM (WfOD1)

At the risk of horn-tooting, I do things here and there and insist my name never be attached to said charity. Even typing this makes me itch. But yes. I getcha.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:26 PM (x3YFz)

671 {i}But rule #1: Don't Be A Dick. Ever. Even if it's some hippie in front of you in line. Be true to yourself and provide help not based on them but based on your character and who YOU are.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:13 AM (x3YFz) {/i]

Good advice. Not so easy for an asshole like me to follow, but...

Just in from the honky tonk. Damn if I didn't smoke another damn cigarette along with my 4 Dos Equis and about an ounce of Old Crow on the rocks.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 02, 2013 02:18 AM (cll/q)

Haven't had one in 3 years. T'was lung cancer that took her away from me.

i hate that fucking disease. Wanna push my buttons and take my money? Just mention cancer...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:26 PM (cX7ea)

672
I so do not believe you.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:24 AM (x3YFz)

Heh. It's true. I'm actually quite the romantic, which probably isn't a good thing. I'm also pretty shyeen and not kon big social situations. I'd rather sit at the end of the bar, read my book, and drink.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:29 PM (lr3d7)

673

Well rightlysouthern, lemme know if and when.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 02, 2013 02:24 AM (GEICT

10-4

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:29 PM (uOxBm)

674 Haven't had one in 3 years. T'was lung cancer that took her away from me. i hate that fucking disease. Wanna push my buttons and take my money? Just mention cancer... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 02:26 AM (cX7ea) Yeah? Lost mine to small cell nearly 7 years ago....sucks.

Posted by: BignJames at November 01, 2013 10:29 PM (j7iSn)

675 LOL at that CNN comment thread, for many reasons. Actually, it's not bad, even pretty good, for a CNN thread. Even the libs there seem to concede a lot re Obama-- though course they still cling to the conviction that Repugs/ teabaggers were, are, would've been, would be a million times worseÂ…

Anyway, among other things, that's the first place I've ever seen Ted Cruz described by a couple commenters as a "progressive RINO," WTF???!!!!

(I can only guess those must be "libertarians"Â… please god, I refuse to believe any genuine conservatives have gotten to that point.)

Of course, you also have others describe Obama as a right-winger. So there's a whole spectrum of opinion, there.

And a number of "pox on both their houses."

But anyway, my impression (at least before any big wave of paid Obamabots hits) is that a cold fish slap of reality is hitting all Americans, particularly the long-Obama-hypnotized, right now. (Of course, most conservatives and Republicans recognized the rotting fish stench a long time ago, from the beginning. But some of the 52% are gagging for the first time.)

Posted by: lael at November 01, 2013 10:29 PM (m6RUG)

676 You? a mod? You're NAVY FFS!

we're doomed.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:20 AM (x3YFz)

no, I'M NAVY FFS!!!! LOL but you're still dooomed....

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:30 PM (cX7ea)

677 Haven't had one in 3 years. T'was lung cancer that took her away from me.

i hate that fucking disease. Wanna push my buttons and take my money? Just mention cancer...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 02:26 AM (cX7ea)

Sorry man. Hollow words over the internet don't mean much but when you typed "took her away from me" it does matter.

You'll see her on the other side.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:30 PM (x3YFz)

678 WTF happened to my comment? I swear it was typed correctly *hic*

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:31 PM (lr3d7)

679 Hi, Alex! While you were out dancing, I've been proposing a meetup while RightlySouthern is in our fair state.

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 10:32 PM (ZrNcx)

680 Alright, my drunk ass is going to get however much sleep I'm getting tonight. The email has been thrown out there several times. You need something, or just wanna chat, hit me up. Later folks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 01, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT)

681 Heh. It's true. I'm actually quite the romantic, which probably isn't a good thing. I'm also pretty shyeen and not kon big social situations. I'd rather sit at the end of the bar, read my book, and drink.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 02, 2013 02:29 AM (lr3d7)

Word of advice from the biggest damn fool that ever lived...better scars than regrets. Fuck'em, they can only say no...and one of them will eventually say yes.You might end up regretting it...but how will you know?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:34 PM (cX7ea)

682 Mindy! I would love to do a meetup. Just let me know when and where.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:35 PM (lr3d7)

683 682 Hi, Alex! While you were out dancing, I've been proposing a meetup while RightlySouthern is in our fair state.

Posted by: Mindy at November 02, 2013 02:32 AM (ZrNcx)

Sure. Don't invite me.

I'll just tend to my squirrels.

Nono... it's ok don't feel bad. You carry on. Send pictures of all the fun you have.

I'll just eat cheetos.

(My mom was the guilt trip master)

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:35 PM (x3YFz)

684 You'll see her on the other side.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:30 AM (x3YFz)

yes i will. As sure as there is pain in this life there is peace beyond. I have that on very good authority.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:36 PM (cX7ea)

685 RightlySouthern, what's our timeframe for a meetup so we can include you while you're in Colorado?

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 10:37 PM (ZrNcx)

686

Word of advice from the biggest damn fool that ever lived...better scars than regrets. Fuck'em, they can only say no...and one of them will eventually say yes.You might end up regretting it...but how will you know?

Oh, I've got a few scars, and I'm certainly not adverse to asking a girl out if she strikes my interest. In fact, I went out for drinks last week and will hopefully see the girl again next week. The problem is that I hate the bar scene, and work doesn't offer many opportunities to meet women. I'm a quiet guy by nature.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 01, 2013 10:37 PM (lr3d7)

687

GN bc, DONT LET SKEETERS BITE.

SHIT, NOW SHIFTSTUCK

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (uOxBm)

688 fcuking dog...thinks he has to go out...brb...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:38 PM (cX7ea)

689 TangoNine, of course I hope you can come! We didn't really get to visit the last time we tried to look you up. (Caught you while you were prepping for class.)

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 10:39 PM (ZrNcx)

690 Did someone say driving songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7iARb-JpaY

Posted by: bill-o at November 01, 2013 10:42 PM (AWwDY)

691

ANYTIME MINDY, I`M HERE UNTIL SOMETHING BREAKS LOOSE IN FL, WHICH I DONT SEE HAPPENING FOR AWHILE.

RECKON I GOT TO GO BUY A KEYBOAD MANANA, ALL STUCK NOW.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:43 PM (uOxBm)

692 673 And if I had my druthers they wouldn't know. Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 02, 2013 02:23 AM (WfOD1) At the risk of horn-tooting, I do things here and there and insist my name never be attached to said charity. Even typing this makes me itch. But yes. I getcha. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:26 AM (x3YFz) Did one thing recently and the benefactor and the site owner, well, the site owner knew who I was by my nic but didn't know me but I think we won someone over to our side. Yes, tooting the horn here, because it still makes me tear up when I read the post of his reaction.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 10:44 PM (LpbKr)

693 Okay, RightlySouthern, I'll consult with Colorado morons and see if we can't come up with a plan. Now I must sleep. G'night.

Posted by: Mindy at November 01, 2013 10:47 PM (ZrNcx)

694 yes i will. As sure as there is pain in this life there is peace beyond. I have that on very good authority.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 02:36 AM (cX7ea)

absolutely. I'm a physicist and an engineer. I've spent the last 20 years of my life trying to figure out how this universe works.

I've come to know this:

1) this universe isn't random. It was created by a power and we are intellectual infants in comparison to the underlying perfection

2) that power created us. And there was a reason for that creation and we don't end here.

If the universe and all of creation were a movie, all we are seeing is the first letter of the opening credits.

I could go on about theoretical physics, string theory, quantum mech, stat mech; but the one thing that becomes more apparent the more I learn is how much I don't know.

It's by design. It's too elegant and beautiful to be happenstance. The universe is not random, it's directed, absolutely directed. And we're part of that.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:47 PM (x3YFz)

695 Did I kill it. Sorry.

Posted by: RWC - OFA Inspector at November 01, 2013 10:47 PM (LpbKr)

696 damn those pies are smelling good...think I'll do a cheesecake tomorrow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:48 PM (cX7ea)

697 I've come to know this:

1) this universe isn't random. It was created by a power and we are intellectual infants in comparison to the underlying perfection

2) that power created us. And there was a reason for that creation and we don't end here.

If the universe and all of creation were a movie, all we are seeing is the first letter of the opening credits.

I could go on about theoretical physics, string theory, quantum mech, stat mech; but the one thing that becomes more apparent the more I learn is how much I don't know.

It's by design. It's too elegant and beautiful to be happenstance. The universe is not random, it's directed, absolutely directed. And we're part of that.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 02:47 AM (x3YFz)

yep. don't know where it all ends up, but I'm sure of one thing...it's nothing that any one of us expects.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:50 PM (cX7ea)

698 692 TangoNine, of course I hope you can come! We didn't really get to visit the last time we tried to look you up. (Caught you while you were prepping for class.)

Posted by: Mindy at November 02, 2013 02:39 AM (ZrNcx)

I know I apologize for that. You guys caught me off guard and I was knee deep in prep so my brain was headed west and you guys came in from the south.

I used to frequent SOFREP.com and we'd just had a meet up before you showed up so I was trying to make the connection and was thinking we knew each other from there, not here and I was all confuzled.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (x3YFz)

699

GOODNIGHT ALL,

TIP MY HAT AND SAY STRANGER PASS BY.

I HOLLERED AT Y`ALL. RECKON THAT MEANS YOUR OK.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 01, 2013 10:51 PM (uOxBm)

700 want some sweet potato pie like burning...have to wait until it's cool...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:52 PM (cX7ea)

701 Later days rightlysouthern...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:53 PM (cX7ea)

702 Hey there Junior! Yeah, certain things about the movie will no doubt bug me on a second viewing (friendships and plot lines sped up/skimmed over, the falling action after the climax rushed, etc.) But considering what a train wreck of a movie this COULD have been, the book being one of the supposed great "unfilmable books," I'll take it. Will gladly go see it again diring holidays with fam, hoping it gets a sequel greenlit. And I thought Asa was a darn good Ender. *waves at Tangonine*

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2013 10:53 PM (rv3EA)

703 fukkit...

mmmmm

bastards ate all my ice cream...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 10:58 PM (cX7ea)

704 The problem is that I hate the bar scene, and work doesn't offer many opportunities to meet women. I'm a quiet guy by nature.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 02, 2013 02:37 AM (lr3d7) ***********************************************************

Church & the gym are 2 great places to meet nice people.

Most churches have some sort of activities/committees where you can volunteer/join. And the bonus is that you know off the bat the people you meet have the same beliefs/values as you do.

The gym is good too -- especially in formal classes where you interact with others (as opposed to just working out by yourself on the equipment). I met my SO in a spin class. And you know you have at least one thing in common/something to talk about (the class itself) with the people you meet right off the bat.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 01, 2013 11:00 PM (FDGeg)

705 OK now I've had my sweet potato pie it's time for bed. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 01, 2013 11:01 PM (cX7ea)

706 2 Dear Diary, Sharon Stone is a damn handsome woman. Posted by: Sphynx at November 02, 2013 02:25 AM (cll/q) and crazy

Posted by: vomit launch at November 01, 2013 11:01 PM (ShNqq)

707 702 GOODNIGHT ALL,
TIP MY HAT AND SAY STRANGER PASS BY.

I HOLLERED AT Y`ALL. RECKON THAT MEANS YOUR OK.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,they ridin shetland ponies) at November 02, 2013 02:51 AM (uOxBm)

lol @ your caps lock difficulties. I don't mean to laugh but it's pretty funny.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:01 PM (x3YFz)

708 this chick needs braces http://youtu.be/z8zXGWXe3Fc

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 11:06 PM (vJdyz)

709 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 02, 2013 02:34 AM (cX7ea) I'm trying to work up the courage to ask an old church acquaintance out, friend of friends, who is still single. Not full date, just go out for ice cream or something to keep pressure low. (We both don't drink, so no help there hah.) I keep telling myself no biggie, if he's freaked out by a girl asking him or intimidated then he is definitely not for me anyway, at least I'd know, but I'm a traditionalist at heart. Weeks later and still have not gotten up the courage, yet like you say do not want to live with regrets of not seeing where could lead. Ugh dating, why so hard...

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2013 11:09 PM (izCt9)

710 Dangit CGE is gone! If I am in the weird revealey phase of the night then yes bed is a good thing, probably!

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2013 11:11 PM (izCt9)

711 @711 do you want a SWTOR correspondent for the upcoming space expansion? (I'm a XvT SWG/JTL vet)

(But I don't like forced PvP)

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:11 PM (E7Iyp)

712 Liz, I'd say go for it! Guys usually have more problems asking, and less problems accepting!

In my experience at least

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:14 PM (E7Iyp)

713 @711 do you want a SWTOR correspondent for the upcoming space expansion? (I'm a XvT SWG/JTL vet)

(But I don't like forced PvP)

Posted by: JarvisW at November 02, 2013 03:11 AM (E7Iyp)

sure, not a fan of putting my email out there but if you can hit me up on Steam or twitter, I can give it to you through that

twitter https://twitter.com/WoodWhisperers

steam http://bit.ly/1hBrCnP

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 11:14 PM (vJdyz)

714 *waves at Tangonine*

Posted by: LizLem at November 02, 2013 02:53 AM (rv3EA)

*waves back*

You know, I've never read ender's game and I'm such the nerd that it pains me to admit that. I read David Gemmel, Alastair Reynolds, Tolkien et al infinitum.

Except that.

I'll make it a point.

But I'm currently halfway through one of Feynamn's books, Disinformation by Lt Gen Ion Pacepa, Of Arms and Men by Robert O'Connel, Absolution Gap (2d reading, great book) and two russian history books to go with that damn $600 I dropped on Rosetta Stone, Russian IV.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:15 PM (x3YFz)

715 yay formatting

https://twitter.com/WoodWhisperers

http://bit.ly/1hBrCnP

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 11:15 PM (vJdyz)

716 LizLem, do you happen to know the most popular pickup line for a woman to use on a man?

"Hello."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2013 11:15 PM (JawqV)

717 though I guess if you have TOR, you can also hit me up on Origin

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 11:16 PM (vJdyz)

718 @718 cool. I'm not on twitter, but I'll get with you there soon, under a similar name if this is taken.

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:17 PM (E7Iyp)

719 fartbubble on Origin

Posted by: The Dude at November 01, 2013 11:19 PM (vJdyz)

720 715 Liz, I'd say go for it! Guys usually have more problems asking, and less problems accepting!

In my experience at least

Posted by: JarvisW at November 02, 2013 03:14 AM (E7Iyp)

Funny you said that. Student came up to me tonight and he's clearly interested in the girl he sits next to.

So as a teacher you get to watch this dynamic play out, but there's that point where you roll your eyes and step in and pull that boy aside.

I said "Son, there's times when it pays to drop your ego and just go for broke. She might say no but at least you know you did all you could and THAT is what matters."

Am I the only cowboy on the planet? Good lord if I'd been skared of asking a girl out I'd still be single. Fear of failure is toxic.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:21 PM (x3YFz)

721 Someday I'll tell ya'll how I roped my filly. It involves a horse and a log.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:22 PM (x3YFz)

722 Damn straight Tango! I had a coupla gals I knew that I got stuck in the FRIEND ZONE on, and I regret it since..

Since those days, I try to make it plain pretty soon that I would like to do dastardly things to their body to make them squirm with pleasure!

It hasn't worked yet either tho...

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:25 PM (E7Iyp)

723 Fear of failure is toxic. Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 03:21 AM (x3YFz) you can smell it, I think

Posted by: vomit launch at November 01, 2013 11:25 PM (ShNqq)

724 The Rolling Stones on the Mike Douglas show in 1964:

Cool seeing the yutes playing the rockabilly hollowbodies

Posted by: bill-o at November 01, 2013 11:26 PM (AWwDY)

725 726 Fear is the mind-killer

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:28 PM (E7Iyp)

726 Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 03:15 AM (x3YFz) I highly recommend it! It's funny what novels become a seminal part of your childhood. Ender's Game is a big one from mine, though strangely enough I'm not what you would call a big sci fi reader. But that book I read over and over. The kids swear a blue streak in the books, it was weird to watch it and not have the kids on screen do the same!

And thanks for the encouragement everyone, on the dating stuff! I need all the encouragement I can get, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at November 01, 2013 11:29 PM (HyIce)

727 725 Damn straight Tango! I had a coupla gals I knew that I got stuck in the FRIEND ZONE on, and I regret it since..

Since those days, I try to make it plain pretty soon that I would like to do dastardly things to their body to make them squirm with pleasure!

It hasn't worked yet either tho...

Posted by: JarvisW at November 02, 2013 03:25 AM (E7Iyp)

LOL technique is adjusted over time. No one learns by succeeding. You only learn by failing.

Rolling up on a girl and saying "wanna ****?" isn't going to play well. Ever. 1% success rate and she's probably on meth anyway so no.

BUT... rolling up and saying "You've totally disarmed me I've got no pickup line except you're beautiful and I'd like to talk to you, my name is ( )" <--- win

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:30 PM (x3YFz)

728 Good luck !!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:33 PM (E7Iyp)

729 lol yes Tango, I didn't mean that I was instantly rude.. I certainly don't do that.. I just make it clear that there are possibilities in a relationship with me other than friends. When the time is appropriate, instead of "waiting for the right time"

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:37 PM (E7Iyp)

730 ...to tell her your feelings, etc...

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:37 PM (E7Iyp)

731 726 Fear of failure is toxic.
Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 03:21 AM (x3YFz)

you can smell it, I think

Posted by: vomit launch at November 02, 2013 03:25 AM (ShNqq)

there's a lot of truth to that. unconfidence (I just made that up) is evident in body language for certain.

We ignore our sense of smell, generally. But have you ever been around someone who is very ill? And noted the smell? That's an extreme example... we had a dog who died of cancer and looking back I know she smelled just horrible. I had no idea at the time but now I understand.

You've got a really good, subtle point there. Fear smells like fear. And it aint attractive.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:38 PM (x3YFz)

732 732 lol yes Tango, I didn't mean that I was instantly rude.. I certainly don't do that.. I just make it clear that there are possibilities in a relationship with me other than friends. When the time is appropriate, instead of "waiting for the right time"

Posted by: JarvisW at November 02, 2013 03:37 AM (E7Iyp)

hah... sorry, I didn't mean to suggest that you took that approach.

But just go in guns blazing. Pull your hat down low and get in there. If she rejects you, eh... fuck it. Press on with a grin. What's that lyric from Pink's song?

"So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways, all my underdogs
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty, gritty, dirty, little freaks"

When in doubt, attack.

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:42 PM (x3YFz)

733 when not in doubt, attack.

just always attack. : )

Posted by: tangonine at November 01, 2013 11:44 PM (x3YFz)

734 Liz, Go for it. Seriously. You're LDS, right? So my terminology will make sense (if I'm misremembering, and you're not, you'll still hopefully be able to piece this together). In the singles branch that I attend, the RS president is constantly complaining that not enough of the guys are asking her women out. So my constant, completely serious response is that maybe, just maybe, the women should consider asking out some of the guys. But they don't. And then before you know it I'm once again hearing the RS president complain about how none of the guys in the branch are asking out her women. So go for it! You've got nothing to lose!

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2013 11:45 PM (wX+eD)

735 You take my life but I take yours too!
You fire your musket, but I run you through!

Posted by: The Trooper at November 01, 2013 11:47 PM (E7Iyp)

736 "Just rolled in from teaching. And I have the misfortune of having quite possibly the hottest chick ever created in my class and she decided (in 32 degree weather) to wear short shorts tonight."

I remember back in my teaching days, university, just gone over the syllabus and class ground rules & asked any questions. This sweet young thing asks: "are you married?" I must have turned a few shades of red as I held up my ring finger w/the gold band on it.

Posted by: bill-o at November 01, 2013 11:49 PM (AWwDY)

737 @739 lol, its either "Dont Stand so Close to Me!" or the sex ed scene in Monty pythons!

yikes!

Posted by: The Trooper at November 01, 2013 11:53 PM (E7Iyp)

738 Greetings yall, from france! They have some fine lookin ladies here but a good number of unkempt ones too.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 01, 2013 11:53 PM (9ToV+)

739 oops, sock off

Posted by: JarvisW at November 01, 2013 11:54 PM (E7Iyp)

740 I remember back in my teaching days, university, just gone over the syllabus and class ground rules asked any questions. This sweet young thing asks: "are you married?" I must have turned a few shades of red as I held up my ring finger w/the gold band on it.

Posted by: bill-o at November 02, 2013 03:49 AM (AWwDY)

wow. Guess you got a chilli pepper on rate my professor.com.

That girl had some stones.

I ain't Brad Pitt, but I'm kinda cute if the sun is just setting and you hold the mirrors just so, but in my entire life I've never had a girl be that direct with me.

Closest I've ever gotten to being hit on was a sexy little chicana chick in Texas snatched up the girl I was 2-stepping with and said something to the effect of "he's mine bitch!"

I exited stage left. I know bad news when I see it.

Posted by: tangonine at November 02, 2013 12:04 AM (x3YFz)

741 Uno mas cervesa, por favor, senorita!

Posted by: Tommy Alverson at November 02, 2013 12:09 AM (E7Iyp)

742 Chicana? 70s are long gone bro

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 02, 2013 12:11 AM (9ToV+)

743 Sure, Barky sucks! That my Barky! But, he is losing his mojo with his loyal donks! In fact, some dongs are straying from the reservation! Barky used to be able to get down on his knees gulp down 20 gay bundlers in a row. That has been reduced to only three or four. His suckatude sucks. I can still can get behind him and buck him up. Just the other day Barky was feeling down. I knew what he needed. I took him to the Lincoln bedroom, bent him over and took out his butt plug. Then I carefully fingered him to dilate his button hole. He seemed very tense. So, I got out the coke spoon and shoved a heap of coke into his corn-hole. He started to relax his button hole. I told Barky to get a grip on himself as I position my self behind him. I told he must get back to his main strength Â– Taqiyya! Barky build his Presidency on lies and it is not the time to stop! I pumped him hard and gave him a fill-up. Then I slapped his arse several times and he started howling in delight. I replaced his butt plug and said: Â“You can do it. Just keep lying 24/7 and sucking important heads like Chrissy Mathuews! ItÂ’s who know and who you blow!Â” Barky, seem to be re-charged. But, I am not certain for how long. He arse has huge tolerance for coke. I am hoping that he can stomach another bath house full of donors. His mojo is fading fast. ItÂ’s a sad situation!

Posted by: Barney F. at November 02, 2013 12:13 AM (WM1/o)

744 640 In answer to your query about "battlespace" and "long con" - I don't think they are.

Remember -these are the idiots who support marxism because of blowjobs and weed and have no clue it is treason against the constitution. These are the fugnuggets who couldn't hack pre-calc or statistics, physics or chemistry - but pretend they are "intellectuals". These are the wasted dimwitted dormroom buffoons who never read the Federalist Papers but are certain they know every proof of Manichean Evil done by "the Right", never understanding even that the "right" and "left" are constructs of the French Revolution - which they have never understood was a cesspool of blood and terror.

They are profoundly stupid people who have enormous (and fragile) egos. These are people who idolize education majors for their "smarts".

They are as sharp as wet bags filled with hamsters. Posted by: Inspector Asshole

Note the bolded? That is how I see it. "Box of rocks, bag of hammers?" Their hubris & stupidity finally has caught up with them.

Like the chasing dog who finally caught the tire....

Idiots. Really.

Posted by: backhoe at November 02, 2013 12:28 AM (ULH4o)

745 That CNN opinion piece -- has 0 comments now. There must of been some doozies to make them wipe the whole thing.

Heh. Oh, and the writer -- what a tool. He may be intelligent as hell (I'm going to assume that based on him being in the Harvard Med program), but he's dumb as a bag of dicks when it comes to the world around him. He likes 404Care, just not the website. He wants the public option, which we already have you doofus -- it's Medicaid. He's mad about blowing up an American terrorist, Alwiki, even though there was no other way to get to him.

And he'll be right there in the voting booth in November, 2016, pulling that handle for Shrillary or Slow Joe or whatever other Dem turd offering gets put forth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2013 12:29 AM (cHZB7)

746 Dude, if it's not Lace Wigs, its CRAP!

Posted by: JarvisW at November 02, 2013 12:40 AM (E7Iyp)

747 4 .87c at November 01, 2013 10:11 PM (qZPXs) Very late to the party. Can't go wrong with DuosealÂ® Belt-Drive High Vacuum Pumps by Welch. Properly cared for (trapped & new oil as needed) they last for years. They're spendy for the home lab without NSF or NIH funding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2013 12:43 AM (u82oZ)

748 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2013 04:43 AM (u82oZ) We use Nash CL models.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2013 12:52 AM (j7iSn)

749 Crap. I let myself fall asleep at the wrong time and now I'm wide awake. Problem is, I need to be in San Francisco on Monday at 8 AM for a full day of pulling cables for an event at Ft. Mason Center. This should make for a fun weekend.

The real complication is the damned blood pressure meds. I was supposed to take them at around 8:30. The way they work you have to get them down your gullet as soon as you realize you're overdue or you'll like crap for the duration. And, of yeah, you might have a stroke. So now I have to hope I can sleep at the right time tomorrow night and take them in the morning without blowing a cerebral gasket.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 02, 2013 12:58 AM (kcfmt)

750 There is no need to make a new Star B l a z e r s animated movie. Just bring over to the United States as an official release the 2010 live action Space Battleship Yamato movie.
http://youtu.be/4bmkBAFuL5M

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 01:15 AM (qf9ds)

751 So I had to lock up the building last night. I often look at the last person with me to try to decide whether they might be there to kill me (seriously). The guy had a little baby with him, so I assumed not... I guess he could have put the baby down first, but I reasoned (?) he was not a threat. Even though both he and the baby looked weird (like extras from a horror movie- something just seemed strange -probably just luck of the DNA).

Posted by: Baldy at November 02, 2013 01:19 AM (2bql3)

752 753 BignJames at November 02, 2013 04:52 AM (j7iSn) I didn't wade into 700 comments to see if he specified an application. Nash pumps seem to be better for fixed vacuum lines and more industrial processing apps. Welch is more for dual manifold lab work. YMMV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2013 01:21 AM (u82oZ)

753 So who knew Ross Perot flew commercial? /sarc

Posted by: Baldy at November 02, 2013 01:23 AM (2bql3)

754 755-- Can't argue with that, Anna.

Btw, did see any of the recent reboot? (The final volume has been ripped and put up for distro.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 01:32 AM (lJaja)

755 Kasdan dragged into the new Star Wars movie? Good luck with that. No Leigh Bracket to help him save the script. But on the bright side maybe they will finally exorcise all the vestiges of Lucas from the script. And a tight timeline? Hey nothing like a looming deadline to make the likes of Abrams to get motivated.

Darth Disney to Abrams, "We expect this movie to be made on time."

Abrams, "Yes my Lord Disney. We will work overtime."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 01:33 AM (qf9ds)

756 Cpt Charles, saving all my pennies to afford the Japanese BDs for 2199. But what I have seen has me impressed. Hence I am spending $80 for a disc.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 01:35 AM (qf9ds)

757 761 -- You have my admiration... I'm waaay too poor for that route, and I don't have the patience to wait for new episodes (hence I'm a DL'er).

I won't spoil it for you, but prepared to be impressed... 2199 is one of the best animes to come down the pike in years. It stands equal the likes of Macross Frontier, and THAT is a killer anime.

(Loving several of animes from the new winter season...)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 02:07 AM (lJaja)

758 Just finished the latest episode of Outbreak Company.

(Have to decide if I'm going to visit my friends at SugoiCon today.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 02:09 AM (lJaja)

759 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2013 05:21 AM (u82oZ) Yeah...these are industrial app pumps.....1300cfm @ 25"hg.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2013 02:11 AM (j7iSn)

760 You better go to SugoiCon just to see Watanabe sensei! Got his autograph on my Project A-kon 19 program book.

Seen all of Macross Frontier including both movies. That one was a bit-torrent because there is so much licensing arm wrestling the US will probably never see an official release.

Yamato 2199 I am trying to afford on BD since they will play in US BD players and already have English subtitles. I want to put my two cents or $80 into telling Japan hey still got fans here.

Did you see the AnimEigo Kickstarter for Bubblegum Crisis 2032 yet? Live less than 10 days and already close to $90k. They were only looking for $75k.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 02:20 AM (qf9ds)

761 765 -- Met Shinichi-san (otherwise known as Nabashin) on Friday nite. He's the crown jewel in SugoiCon's crown (and he *loves* Cincinnati).

(I've been on staff and planning from the beginning, worked it for 10 years.)

And yeah, the retarded tug-of-war over the rights to Macross will probably go on for a while (I have Central Anime's copy of Frontier). Pity... a lot of anime fans are missing out on a top-tier piece of work.

And no, didn't know about the AniEigo kickstarter... but it doesn't surprise me, as dated as it is, there's a LOT of fans of that franchise and the character designer (Sonoda Kenichi) here in America.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 02:51 AM (lJaja)

762 Lou Reed, who encouraged us to walk on the wild side, died in a Hamptons mansion looking at trees.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 02:56 AM (zeWyX)

763 And the colored girls go do do do. Racists invented racism. Imagine that. American Progressive Bolshevism is a God-Like Production.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 02:59 AM (zeWyX)

764 FYI, Anna... I have an MP4/Dvix-certified BD player with a front-USB port, makes things easy for me.

I love Amazon...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 03:00 AM (lJaja)

765 Has the shooting started yet?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 02, 2013 03:12 AM (3Ux6w)

766 Writing a novel on the siege of LA. In my book, Orange County permits artillery placements aimed at LA. Knottberry Farm is turned into a refugee camp. Spoiler: Hollywood and Malibu don't hold out as long as Leningrad. Under siege, Angelenos break more for the urban Bolsheviks than the Mensheviks living in the hills. Some of the characters cannibalized might remind you of real life people. But it's all fiction.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 03:27 AM (zeWyX)

767 It is always a balancing act on supporting the genre we love or by accident killing it via torrents.

I have paid $39.95 for one of the AnimEigo Bubblegum Crisis 2032 VHS tape in clamshell case. Along with paying $90 for a Japanese laser-disc.

So I am a bit crabby about the current generation of anime fan with the high speed connection. Have seen them get angry at American companies that own the licenses for manga shutting down the scanilation sites that are ripping and posting online the manga those companies are trying to sell. Japan was not doing itself any favors when it would broadcast something like Spice and Wolf with a plea not to put it online as a torrent; they were slow on trying to push digital content. So now playing catch up on that front. And now that Japan and US are the same BD region and putting English subtitles on the product, I am going to try and buy it so they get the message they are finally doing it right.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 03:27 AM (qf9ds)

768 pc, you should write that for National November Writer Month. 50,000+ words of destruction in 30 days. Can you do it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 03:31 AM (qf9ds)

769 By no power invested in me by no authority whatsoever, I hereby presume to summon A crisp, new morning thread! So it is typed in, So mought it be.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the mystic summoning at November 02, 2013 03:37 AM (ndxIr)

770 Wow! It worked!

Posted by: mindful webworker and the mystic summoning at November 02, 2013 03:38 AM (ndxIr)

771 Anna, Thanks for that. Checking out the website. My post-Federal Reserve apocalypse might be a 50K effort. I'm feeling inspired these days.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 03:39 AM (zeWyX)

772 Cannibalism? In Hollywood? I don't think so. One, those actresses are too skinny. Two, the actors are chocked full of steroids and antibiotics.

Posted by: Jesse at November 02, 2013 03:40 AM (mpTrn)

773 Ahhhh, Labradors are awesome! ...who's yo' daddy, 3 ball dog

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 02, 2013 03:40 AM (MhA4j)

774 As for the recent media scrutiny on 404Care failures, I can only wonder what the MSMs angle is. They never attack democrats unless they have a plan. So what is the long con they're trying to pull off? The MSM was blindsided by the disastrous Obamacare rollout, so they had no choice but admit it was a giant clusterf*ck. But they've already set the wheels in motion to dig Dear Leader out. It's starting in the far left blogs and with the moonbats on MSNBC - "The Obamacare rollout was screwed up because Republicans!" The more mainstream media will pick up that ball and run with it. "The ACA is broke because of Republicans and those evil Republicans won't help fix it." In a few short weeks Dear Obama will be up at the podium again, blaming the "so called problem" with ACA on you guessed it Republicans.

Posted by: Hamilton at November 02, 2013 03:49 AM (2dYnc)

775 Good luck pc. Look at what Tom Kratman has wrought for inspiration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 02, 2013 03:49 AM (qf9ds)

776 780 You forget the descendants of Apocalypto migrated to LA. In my book, after several tofu-less months, hearts are on the menu. The hills become food. One character that will remind you of Sean Penn is captured and about to be operated on when the sun eclipses. So they give him a sporting chance. Unfortunately the Griffith Park mountain lion doesn't.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 03:51 AM (zeWyX)

777 I should have written cochinita pibil-less months.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 03:55 AM (zeWyX)

778 Actually the lack of cochinita pibil would hit the hipsters hardest. But then they would just fetal up and die. Hipster traitors are removed from the LA gene pool by the third chapter.

Posted by: pc at November 02, 2013 04:00 AM (zeWyX)

779 773 -- I can understand your POV. However, I suspect the Chinese 'pirate factories'* are doing far more harm to the anime industry than any collection of fan-subbers ever could.

Chasing fan-subbers is little different than penalizing lawful gun owners... going after the low-hanging fruit rather than tackling the real, serious problem: Chinese intellectual/property theft on a governmental level (or addressing the cultural/societal issues breeding broken children and the system that's poisoning the Republic)

(*not to mention stealing American companies blind)

Part of the conflict between fans and the industry is... (I'll call it) the 'over-buying' of properties by companies (mostly anime); the rights are secured, but the release dates are long delayed. However, the biggest problem is that most (serious) fans don't trust the industry... the butchery of Cardcaptor Sakura was the final straw for many hard-core anime fans. (While I'm not a big Clamp fan, I can appreciate craftsmanship, and good story-telling.)

And, being rather old-school, I prefer anime in it's native language (there is NO comparison between (average) Japanese voice actors and there American counterparts). I know enough Japanese to know that commercial translations of anime dialogue frankly... stinks (otherwise known as 'dubtitles').

Yes, I want the industry to prosper, but I'd like to see the same care, and quality treatment, fans show anime.

I'll leave it at that, lest I start ranting...

Who knows, maybe I see you (and other such inclined morons) at SugoiCon 2014? (They've already secured a proper site, and a date).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 04:23 AM (lJaja)

780 772 -- pc at November 02, 2013 07:27 AM (zeWyX)-- sounds intriguing. I'm assuming your overall plot involves the rising of Aztlan? (Among other things.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 04:27 AM (lJaja)

781 786 -- sounds better and better as you go, pc.

(Maybe I should get back in the writer's saddle again...)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2013 04:32 AM (lJaja)

782 The MSM will soon fall back in line over the Obamacare debacle and start providing cover and excuses. (they already are) We saw this with a couple other scandals like the IRS audits. There is a story that is too good to pass up and just when you think it is reaching critical mass the MSM realizes the damage they are doingt o the Dems and back off. Same will happen here, count on it.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 02, 2013 05:59 AM (Vv4Go)

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