September 20, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (20 Sep 2013)
— CDR M

Yes, California is screwed. I don't think Republican's can ever win again when you hear this type of stuff. Students at USC: Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Totally Deserved, But Can't Explain Why.

Another student said she supported everything that he was doing. His very existence was creating peace, she said.

“I just feel like in general being a good guy, it’s just creating a lot more peace and like, mellow,” she said. “The fact that he is for the people creates peace in and of itself.”

When asked how she could support Obama’s Syrian policies but oppose Bush’s Iraq policies, she justified the contradiction by stating, “Bush, I just didn’t like him.”


I don't know how you defeat weapons grade stupid like that. Medical Mistake Deaths

Just wait until Obamacare is fully operational. How Many Die From Medical Mistakes In U.S. Hospitals?

In 2010, the Office of Inspector General for Health and Human Services said that bad hospital care contributed to the deaths of 180,000 patients in Medicare alone in a given year.

Now comes a study in the current issue of the Journal of Patient Safety that says the numbers may be much higher — between 210,000 and 440,000 patients each year who go to the hospital for care suffer some type of preventable harm that contributes to their death, the study says.

That would make medical errors the third-leading cause of death in America, behind heart disease, which is the first, and cancer, which is second.


Death by AR-15's is way, way down the list but gets all the attention. Go figure.

Flying Video

Food Expiration Dates

So do you guys ever live on the dangerous side and eat or drink something beyond its sell by date? I usually employ the sniff and sight check on those things and if there is any doubt, I chuck it. Evidently, 40 Percent Of Our Food Gets Trashed Just Based On Those Dates. Most people don't realize that these dates indicate their peak freshness not when they are no longer safe to eat.

Bacon Attack

Damn Scotland. Edinburgh Man Jailed After Attacking Mosque Weilding Bacon. 10 months for breach of peace?

Bacon may hardly qualify as a lethal object, but cured pig carcass was the weapon of choice for Wayne Stillwell, who was sentenced to 10 months in jail after hurling bacon into the Central Mosque in Edinburgh, Scotland.

Stillwell, 25, wrapped the door handles with the meat product and then threw it through the doors and onto the ground because, in his words, “Muslims regard bacon as unclean."

Fart Science

Has this been peer reviewed yet? Alien Farts Might Be Key To Discovering Life On Other Planets. Well this idea goes to shit if aliens fart other types of gases.

Taser Shenanigans

Booze News

Good news. Booze doesn't cause depression. I'm sure big booze was behind this report.

Name Issues

And I thought the parents that named their kid ESPN were bad. French Court Fines Mother For Naming Her Kid Jihad, But Mostly For Sending The Three Year Old To School With A T-Shirt That Says 'Jihad, Born Sept. 11th, I Am A Bomb'.

Dog Video

A salute to military working dogs.


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1 first

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

2 Lobotomization of America The more a country embraces the ideals of freedom, as the Anglo-sphere and America especially have, the greater the need of the Left to destroy and replace, rather than slowly mutate over time. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3182

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 06:05 PM (Vk2pI)

3 Ahhh...ONT...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:06 PM (FgrAk)

4 That first vid is the Horde finding out there's a new thread, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

5 Oh, puppies!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

6 Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:06 PM (Gk3SS)

Heh, that works!

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:07 PM (OJvfL)

7 Yo, love the puppies, bitch    heh.

Posted by: Jessie Pinkman at September 20, 2013 06:07 PM (/jHWN)

8 That first vid is the Horde finding out there's a new thread, isn't it? Close enough. Though a swarm of locusts would also suffice.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 20, 2013 06:07 PM (m9V0o)

9 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:07 PM (lq3Ak)

10 Infinite puppies.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 20, 2013 06:08 PM (hO8IJ)

11 can't make up my mind if these bonuses are worth the extra $20 :/

http://tinyurl.com/mlekc2t

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 06:08 PM (vJdyz)

12 I'd like to die, please. S.N.O.D. -or- S.M.O.D, please. Should others not follow, I'll not deign my fate. Allow my heart to 'splode during the night, please.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:01 PM (lq3Ak)


Slap, you here, buddy?  I feel like that all the fuckin' time.  But, it's not our lot in life.  We gots to go the distance.  {{{{{{}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

13 man this place is sure going to the dogs

Posted by: Sid at September 20, 2013 06:08 PM (q+zA9)

14 Students at USC: Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Totally Deserved, But Can't Explain Why. Ah, U$CÂ… You can't spell SUCK without U, S, and C!

Posted by: The Anti-Trojan Hat at September 20, 2013 06:08 PM (Vk2pI)

15

I never went to college. I'm better for it apparently.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 20, 2013 06:08 PM (8SsiG)

16 Howdy all.  May I recommend an excellent album for you to listen to tonight as you ONT?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jS4e3zacI

Selling England By The Pound, Genesis (1973).  Maybe one of the four or five greatest records ever released in rock history.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:09 PM (n/+FT)

17 Obama creates peace by pooping rainbows you pug impersonator.

Posted by: USC Communications Major at September 20, 2013 06:09 PM (Aif/5)

18 fuck, I momentarily lost my beer . . . that kinda means it should be my last for the day.  sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:10 PM (8lmkt)

19 Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 10:08 PM (vJdyz)

That depends on your "Badge Display Case", I'd suppose.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:10 PM (lq3Ak)

20 This is NSFW, or for home, but kind of arousing, well, except for the whole drowning thing.
I warned you...

http://tinyurl.com/l8hb8wn

So it goes...

Posted by: ChrisP at September 20, 2013 06:10 PM (jdPps)

21 That AF chick actually stayed on her feet for a while. I've seen some folks go down right away. Looks like the guy on her left caught some of it, though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:10 PM (FgrAk)

22 >>>fuck, I momentarily lost my beer . . . that kinda means it should be my last for the day. sigh.

Beer is for pussies.  Real men mix cheap vodka with Diet Sunkist.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:10 PM (n/+FT)

23 They still make Sunkist?

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:11 PM (OJvfL)

24 Alright ya bunch of hooligans, I'm headed to the gun show tomorrow. Here's what I'm looking for. http://tinyurl.com/2659gah Alternate ideas for a carry gun? Sub $500.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:11 PM (GEICT)

25 Not only is it a poll of Californians, it's of California college students, and California College Students who are willing to talk to someone taking a political poll. You could only get closer to the bottom of the barrel if you added "while wearing a chicken costume" to that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:11 PM (qyfb5)

26 That depends on your "Badge Display Case", I'd suppose.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:10 PM (lq3Ak)


no porn, no buy

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 06:11 PM (vJdyz)

27 Beer is for pussies. Real men mix cheap vodka with Diet Sunkist.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 10:10 PM (n/+FT)


you right, buddy, i am not a *real man*     plus, it's called ValuRite, I know you're not new here . . . step it up, eh??

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

28 23 They still make Sunkist? ------ Yes they do, don't ask how I know.

Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2013 06:12 PM (Aif/5)

29 The pug pic is really a mug shot of a typical PBHO voter, right? I'm sure the pug's vote was counted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2013 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

30 BTW, that Eagle cam?  That is the shit, right there.  Makes you seriously wish you could be an eagle...

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:12 PM (n/+FT)

31 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (qyfb5)


Yeah, but you'll find those type thoughts at college campuses everywhere.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:13 PM (OJvfL)

32 "Slap, you here, buddy? I feel like that all the fuckin' time. But, it's not our lot in life. We gots to go the distance. {{{{{{}}}}}}"
Posted by: Peaches

Bless You, Lady!  All's well!

I'm just letting off steam, seeing as I keep calling these Congress Critters' Talking Point Kids, and I watch others who think my efforts are in vain, because 'smarter'.


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:13 PM (lq3Ak)

33 Selling England By The Pound euro, Genesis (1973). Maybe one of the four or five greatest records ever released in rock history. Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 10:09 PM (n/+FT) SOON

Posted by: The European Union of Soviet Socialist Republics at September 20, 2013 06:13 PM (Vk2pI)

34 I'd like to see stuff snuck into the upcoming CR and ceiling battles that the GOP is expected to lose.  Say, start with incandescent lightbulb ban revocation and mpg targets .  Oh nevermind, I forgot the Barky administration does what the hell it wants to SHUT UP.

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 06:13 PM (/jHWN)

35 But I'm sure Jihad's dear mum was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (ELdpj)

36

It would appear the only reason for colleges in 2013 is to produce really dumb little leftists....

 

 

What happened to, well, never mind

Posted by: Sid at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (q+zA9)

37 That eagle video makes me dizzy. Damn cool though.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (8SsiG)

38 23 They still make Sunkist? Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (OJvfL) Hell yes. I'm a Diet Sunkist guy. Drink a ton of it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

39 Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2013 10:12 PM (Aif/5)


Heh.  I've rediscovered Nehi Peach soda.  A tad expensive at $1 a bottle but it goes real well with cheap vodka.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (OJvfL)

40 I am not sure that girl was not enjoying the second half of her tasering.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

41 >>>you right, buddy, i am not a *real man*

I thought the "obviously poking fun at myself" aspect of what I wrote was obvious -- crap vodka and Diet Sunkist, for god's sake?  I'm embarrassed to admit I'm drinking it! (But it is awesome...)  Plus the whole "real man" knock aimed at you of all people.

C'mon, I'm a humorless martinet on all the OTHER threads.  Here, I'm just messin' around.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (n/+FT)

42 Tab and Jack...   heh

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 06:14 PM (/jHWN)

43 by the way, real men drink leaded.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

44 am I really the only moron who considers the ont a righteous alternative to the suicide hotline?  (this is kind of a rhetorical question, I know you guys lie)

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

45 ValuRite on the rocks with a splash of lime juice (not from "fresh" limes either) is a truly a manly drink.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 20, 2013 06:15 PM (XdnQT)

46 IIRC, for how many medical mistakes happen in the US, they're about half the number that happen in places like the UK.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2013 06:16 PM (Dsds2)

47 are those corgis in upthread? love dogs but if I hadda dissapear one breed of dogs corgis would be in danger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

48 Jeff B., one of my music-collecting goals is to someday have a CD of every Genesis (and Peter Gabriel) album. Including that one. :-)

There's also some other bands I wouldn't mind having the entire album catalog of.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 06:16 PM (xY8+2)

49 >>>Hell yes. I'm a Diet Sunkist guy. Drink a ton of it.

[high five]

I think my body is actually 30% Diet Sunkist at this point.  I practically inject it intravenously, I drink so much of it.  It's compulsively drinkable.

Seriously, people, it's ridiculously tasty.  So much better tasting than regular Sunkist that it's hilarious, actually.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:16 PM (n/+FT)

50 am I really the only moron who considers the ont a righteous alternative to the suicide hotline? Given the number of times it's effectively BEEN a suicide hotline, I think that's a given.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 20, 2013 06:16 PM (m9V0o)

51 am I really the only moron who considers the ont a righteous alternative to the suicide hotline? (this is kind of a rhetorical question, I know you guys lie)

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 10:15 PM (8lmkt)

 

I thought everyone here was an alcoholic, but not suicidal...

Posted by: Sid at September 20, 2013 06:16 PM (q+zA9)

52 46 IIRC, for how many medical mistakes happen in the US, they're about half the number that happen in places like the UK.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2013 10:16 PM (Dsds2)


We're working on correcting that so we'll be #1 soon.

Posted by: Kathleen Sieblus at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (OJvfL)

53

so, fellow ONT friends, may I grumble for a moment please. I said on an earlier thread my contract job ended today. I am kind of pissed off because they told me it would be through the end of September, then said they extended my contract to the end of October, then decided today that everything looks great, they don't need me anymore. I was really counting on at least another couple paychecks.

 

 

But, they were seriously on the crazy train there, giving me conflicting directions non-stop for about a week now, one minute I could go into a file and do something, then I had to get out of it, then I would get asked "why didn't you do that" and I would say "you booted me out of the file" and they would be confused and tell me "well it is yours now" and then 10 minutes later send me an IM telling me they needed the file and I needed to get out of it.

 

 

So, overall conflicted. Glad I got off the crazy train. Sad about the loss of income.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

54 In the meantime folks, I'm gonna keep posting this horrible joke 'til somebody laughs:

Anybody see how bad the California economy is getting? Perhaps inspired by Subway, male prostitutes in LA & SF are now marketing themselves offering a "five-dollar footlong."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (xY8+2)

55 Peaches! fwiw the suicide hotline banned me, too many pantywaist "counselors" offed 'emselves during my calls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

56 Are they Sheltie pups ?

Posted by: brock o'bomber at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (Jht+x)

57 are those corgis in upthread? love dogs but if I hadda dissapear one breed of dogs corgis would be in danger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:16 PM (Z9EHQ)


you are SUCH an asshole, Y5!!!  but, I gotta give you props, you always stay in character.


how you doin', mofo?  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

58 Alternate ideas for a carry gun? Sub $500. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT) I was gonna, but you know, we probably aren't looking for the same thing. I'd be looking for something like a used M&P 45c or baby glock or even a short EAA witness (they are around).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (qyfb5)

59 "Heh. I've rediscovered Nehi Peach soda. A tad expensive at $1 a bottle but it goes real well with cheap vodka."
Posted by: CDR M

WOW... I haven't seen those 8oz bottles since I was ten years old!  Locally, we also has "Cotton Club" brand creme soda -(*meealllch*, now!), cherry-strawberry and Vernor's Ginger Ale.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (lq3Ak)

60 Va-lu-rite and Tang...  hmmm   That would epitomize cheap thrifty, right?

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 06:17 PM (/jHWN)

61 Corgi=Shin Licker

Posted by: Sid at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (q+zA9)

62 Alternate ideas for a carry gun?

Sub $500.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)




Wrap your paws around as many as you like, find the one that fits your hand as well as it fits your budget. You might be surprised at what you find. I like my Glocks, they just feel good in my hand, IG likes his M1911, you might find out you really don't like that Bodyguard as much as you like (or you might find out you can't live without it).



Lots of little 9's and 380s to choose from as well that are excellent conceal pieces. Don't limit your options.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (FgrAk)

63 Given the number of times it's effectively BEEN a suicide hotline, I think that's a given. Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 20, 2013 10:16 PM (m9V0o) *sigh* There *may* have been an incident in high school where a buddy prank called a suicide hotline.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

64 I assume that the mosque in which little "Jihad" was christened moslem'd didn't spend a lot of time dissuading Umm Jihad from her decision.

That mosque, at least, would go better with bacon.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (d7tB2)

65 Good evening, Horde. It has been a good day. Little was off so we all got a lie-in, I spent most of the day in pajamas, there was coffee and baking and dinner out and pressies (jewellery) from lovely husband.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (jt8G9)

66 So Peaches how did you like the new Survivor?

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (LI48c)

67 Booze does not cause depression?


I'll drink to that!

Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2013 06:18 PM (bufJH)

68 >>>Jeff B., one of my music-collecting goals is to someday have a CD of every Genesis (and Peter Gabriel) album. Including that one. :-)

I actually have TWO copies of every single Genesis and Peter Gabriel album, amusingly enough.  (And even three copies of some of 'em!)  Bought the old CDs, and the more recent remasters/remixes.  They're my favorite group of all time and have been since I was in high school.

The complete remixing of the Genesis catalogue is quite wonderful on the early (Gabriel) material, but more hit-and-miss on the later stuff.  FWIW, Genesis was great all the way up until 1983 or so.  I'm not one of those people who thinks they immediately started to suck once Phil Collins took over on vocals.  In fact, two of their greatest albums came with him up front (A Trick Of The Tail and Abacab, each very different records).

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:19 PM (n/+FT)

69 "Are they Sheltie pups ?"
Posted by: brock o'bomber

Nope.  I've owned Shelties for twenty years.  Those look like *damnit*...

...Corgies!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:19 PM (lq3Ak)

70 BC, go with this gun.

http://tinyurl.com/kmptvqv

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:19 PM (OJvfL)

71 24 Alright ya bunch of hooligans, I'm headed to the gun show tomorrow. Here's what I'm looking for.

http://tinyurl.com/2659gah

Alternate ideas for a carry gun?

Sub $500.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)


Ruger LCR

Posted by: Guzalot at September 20, 2013 06:19 PM (575h9)

72 Alternate ideas for a carry gun?

Sub $500.??

CZ-82 (
9x18 ) with buffalo bore heavy ammo

The val-u-rite carry pistol!

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 06:19 PM (/jHWN)

73 PGIS, my commiserations. I know all about shitty contract jobs. Hope you're not in the toilet for too long

Posted by: boulder t. hobo at September 20, 2013 06:20 PM (d7tB2)

74 I am well Peaches. How are you? Are you and your feline overlords, and fluffy, well? If I were going to wish anyone well it would be you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

75 Yeah, but you'll find those type thoughts at college campuses everywhere. Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:13 PM (OJvfL) Well if you want to go out on a limb and call it "thinking," sure.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:20 PM (qyfb5)

76 In the meantime, anybody hungry for some McD's tonight? This guy apparently was. (Good grief!!)

"Blogger Orders Every Sandwich McDonald's Makes; Stacks Them Together To Make 4-Foot-Tall McEverything Sandwich"

http://tinyurl.com/kmwhqdm

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 06:20 PM (xY8+2)

77 Sad about the loss of income.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 10:17 PM (RZ8pf)

sorry, PGiS, that sucks.  if you want to smite those assholes, you know i got your back.  otoh, some time off looks like heaven from where i sit, so perhaps you will make some lemonade.  {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

78 Touche Merovign, touche.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:21 PM (OJvfL)

79 All dogs are named Sparky until I learn otherwise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Liquored Up to Ward off the Awful at September 20, 2013 06:21 PM (6rcHp)

80 "Heh. I've rediscovered Nehi Peach soda. A tad expensive at $1 a bottle but it goes real well with cheap vodka." Posted by: CDR M wow! your mixer is twice the price of your vodka!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

81 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 10:18 PM (FgrAk) I fired the one I linked at my local range. Really liked it. But I'm not locked in. If I find something that I think fits better, I'll consider it. I'd be looking for something like a used M&P 45c or baby glock or even a short EAA witness (they are around). Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 20, 2013 10:17 PM (qyfb5) I loooove my M&P40. Thing is beautiful. But fuck are they expensive. (At least on my budget they are. I realize that all things considered they're not that bad as guns go.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

82 drat, I just accidentally hit back key instead of the post key. Anyway, I was trying to say I have been looking for a local source for Nehi Peach soda because I have a peach ice cream recipe that calls for it. But they don't seem to drink peach soda around these parts.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:22 PM (RZ8pf)

83 "Heh. I've rediscovered Nehi Peach soda. A tad expensive at $1 a bottle but it goes real well with cheap vodka."

BevMo and CostPlus sell a chocolate-flavored soda called CocoFizz. Not bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 06:22 PM (xY8+2)

84 I'd like to see stuff snuck into the upcoming CR and ceiling battles that the GOP is expected to lose. Say, start with incandescent lightbulb ban revocation and mpg targets . Oh nevermind, I forgot the Barky administration does what the hell it wants to SHUT UP.

This is the key thing: the chances of getting Obamacare defunded are indeed slim, but the Dems know that it's an unpopular issue, and the last thing they want is to be forced into a long drawn out argument about why we should be funding something that over half of Americans hate.  This means that the Republicans have leverage to get other things that they want.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 20, 2013 06:22 PM (lr3d7)

85 IIRC, for how many medical mistakes happen in the US, they're about half the number that happen in places like the UK. Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2013 10:16 PM (Dsds2) Those are no "mistakes: http://politicalhat.com/tag/nhs/

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (Vk2pI)

86 Oh yeah, some context for y'all on "why would a mama want to name her kid Jihad?"

It's so that mama can name herself. The Arabic term is "Kunya". When you see "Abu Qatada", that's some dude announcing, proudly, that he's "Qatada's father". "Umm" is Arabic for "mother".

Now this horrible woman can go onto Revolution Muslim or wherever and call herself "Mother Of Jihad".

Posted by: boulder t. hobo at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (d7tB2)

87 and Vernor's Ginger Ale.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:17 PM (lq3Ak)



Sigh.   I can't get Vernor's down here.   It is to weep.


BC, you're making me want to go into Gander Mountain tomorrow and pull my wide eyed but but but I'm just a wee little girl who knows nothing about guuuuunnnnsss thing.   It's hilarious watching half the guys mansplain things to me and the other half give actual helpful advice. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

88 70 BC, go with this gun. http://tinyurl.com/kmptvqv Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:19 PM (OJvfL) And pardon me while I go change my shorts now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

89 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 10:22 PM (RZ8pf)


Farm Fresh carries it here in the Hampton Roads, VA area.  I may have to send you a care package of Peach soda and in return, I get your ice cream recipe!

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (OJvfL)

90 Random old-school FPS recommendation: Heretic.

Remember this game?  It was the "medieval" version of Doom, built on the same engine.  As it turns out, it may actually be a slightly better game in terms of play-balance (all the weapons are useful, all throughout the game, even the little pea-shooter wand you start with), and the maps are a lot of fun.  The expansion packs are great too.  I love old-school retro FPS stuff and this one has become a great way to kill spare time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (n/+FT)

91 any real moron cuts their valurite with tang. since most of us have the shakes anyway the mixing is never a problem; though getting the tang in the bottle is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

92 fwiw the suicide hotline banned me, too many pantywaist "counselors" offed 'emselves during my calls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:17 PM (Z9EHQ)




You're awful.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:24 PM (FgrAk)

93

CZ-83. OR Kahr CW9mm.

I paid $400 out the door and I LOVE mine. Accurate and so far, reliable.

Avoid the .40 tho. Apparently the slide smacks the magazine follower and may break it.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 06:24 PM (RwArq)

94 coming from you sir I take that as high praise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

95

69 slapweasel

Collie guy here, they sure have the markings of Collie / Shelties.

Are they mini short-legged Shelties ?

Posted by: brock o'bomber at September 20, 2013 06:25 PM (Jht+x)

96

Being a current college student, there is one thing that grates on me far more than anything else. Something that the students do, but many teachers do as well. And that's the infuriating stilted statements turned into questions verbal tic.

 

Yeah, I thought that the commentary was well done? and the author used metaphor real good? and when the girl dies? It was real impactful for me?

 

Serious you guys. Say something like you fucking mean it. Is that so hard?

 

I mean, is that so hard!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Liquored Up to Ward off the Awful at September 20, 2013 06:26 PM (6rcHp)

97 >>>Yeah, but you'll find those type thoughts at college campuses everywhere.

I was lucky enough to go to both an undergrad AND a law school that had reputations for being conservative.  The undergrad wasn't really conservative so much as it was "uninterested in your political bullshit" but then it does also employ Ben Carson so maybe there's more to that than I thought at the time.  The law school really did deserve that rep...but sadly Barack fuckin' Obama was 'lecturing' there.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:26 PM (n/+FT)

98 You're awful. Awful was last thread.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 20, 2013 06:26 PM (m9V0o)

99 yankeefifth, I SNORT Tang. Oh the colors....

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 06:26 PM (RwArq)

100 I loooove my M&P40. Thing is beautiful. But fuck are they expensive. (At least on my budget they are. I realize that all things considered they're not that bad as guns go.) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT) Yeah I just always went midrange when I had money so I'm kind of set now. I have seen used M&P's in very good shape under $400.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:26 PM (qyfb5)

101 59 Vernor's Ginger Ale.

That's the stuff. If you have Vernor's and a nice bottle of Rye, life is good.

Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2013 06:27 PM (bKA83)

102 92 fwiw the suicide hotline banned me, too many pantywaist "counselors" offed 'emselves during my calls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:17 PM (Z9EHQ)



You're awful.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 10:24 PM (FgrAk)

 

Telemarketers are not good suicide hotline substitutes.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLnQXmkR3dI

 

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2013 06:27 PM (LI48c)

103 >>>Awful was last thread

Been a lot of awful in most of the threads today, actually.

BTW, I've been going through Battlestar Galactica with my gf and we've just gotten to the part where your name finally makes sense to me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 06:27 PM (n/+FT)

104 BC, you're making me want to go into Gander Mountain tomorrow and pull my wide eyed but but but I'm just a wee little girl who knows nothing about guuuuunnnnsss thing. It's hilarious watching half the guys mansplain things to me and the other half give actual helpful advice. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:23 PM (Gk3SS) Admit, you distract them with racktasticness, don't you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

105 Awful was last thread.

I will have this Ace fellow impaled for not including me.

Posted by: Ivan IV Гро́зный​ at September 20, 2013 06:28 PM (d7tB2)

106 BC, the truth about guns is a great site (Sunday gun thread here points there sometimes) for reviews. I have a Taurus pt140 that is with me 24/7, I have shot it uncountable times and it has worked with every ammo I have tried flawlessly. I of course have many other carry guns but the pt140 is the "one".

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 06:29 PM (o7jOz)

107 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 06:29 PM (T1005)

108 yankeefifth, I SNORT Tang. Oh the colors.... Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 10:26 PM (RwArq) I always carry a few pixie sticks in case of emergency.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

109 It's hilarious watching half the guys mansplain things to me and the other half give actual helpful advice. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:23 PM (Gk3SS) Why you little minx, you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:29 PM (qyfb5)

110 actually, there is a cute bar tender near my office, maybe I will take some clients over on friday and snort tang off her tramp stamp.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

111 "69 slapweasel
Collie guy here, they sure have the markings of Collie/ Shelties.
Are they mini short-legged Shelties ?
"
Posted by: brock o'bomber

Yeah, I'm sure.  Collies and Miniature Collies are a different breed altogether.  Shelties, (Shetland Sheepdogs), while small, aren't even Miniature Collies.

The dogs pictured are Corgis.  I'd be willing to bet money on it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:30 PM (lq3Ak)

112 Our Craigslist has some funny ones, it's why I look at the personals... http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4w/4079560706.html

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 06:31 PM (jt8G9)

113 Obama? Why, why.., it's just the sheer magnificence of his being..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

114

CDR M, here you go (sorry for format if screwy)

1 14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk

8 to 9 peaches peeled and cut into wedges

1 cup sugar

36 ounces Nehi peach soda

 

 

Puree the sweetened condensed milk, peaches, and sugar in a blender until the peaches are in small chunks (I puree the heck out of them because I get shivers if I bite into a frozen peach): transfer to a large bowl and stir in the soda. Churn in an ice cream maker. Transfer to airtight container and freeze until firm.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:31 PM (RZ8pf)

115 I would have a couple of PT145s if it wasn't for the frame cracking. Not all of them, but enough to make me nervous. Sad because it's a near-perfect design and very comfy. And cheap.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:31 PM (qyfb5)

116 99 yankeefifth, I SNORT Tang. Oh the colors.... So do I. There was this one time... Oh, you mean Tang as the drink, not the other 'tang, .

Posted by: Hill-Dawg at September 20, 2013 06:32 PM (Dsds2)

117 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 10:31 PM (RZ8pf)

Man that sounds good.  I'm gonna have to get an ice cream maker now.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:32 PM (OJvfL)

118 Why, why.., it's just the sheer magnificence of his being..

He has a long tradition of existence to himself and to the community at large!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 20, 2013 06:32 PM (d7tB2)

119 Oh, you mean Tang as the drink, not the other 'tang, . Posted by: Hill-Dawg at September 20, 2013 the powder not the clan

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

120 BTW, I've been going through Battlestar Galactica with my gf and we've just gotten to the part where your name finally makes sense to me. Heh. John Cavil / Model 1 should have his picture in any glossary right next to "right bastard".

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 20, 2013 06:33 PM (m9V0o)

121

There is also one for strawberry soda ice cream which I have not made

1 14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk

1 1/2 cups half and half

3/4 cup red cream soda (such as big red) or regular cream soda

1/2 cup whipping cream

1 cup frozen strawberries, thawed and mashed

 

 

Whisk the condensed milk, half and half, red cream soda, cream and strawberries in a medium bowl. Churn in an ice cream maker, transfer to airtight container and freeze until firm, at least 2 hours.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

122 It is good to see that others have enjoyed the "Vernor's Experience".  On a side-note, I'll NEVER drink that creme soda crack/sugar again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

123 I don't know how you defeat weapons grade stupid like that. You can't; not with reason or logic. The only hope for people like that is to be clocked between the eyes by the Cluebat of Reality™. Many of them won't survive it. Darwin may have had a thing or two to say about that.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

124 Admit, you distract them with racktasticness, don't you? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)


Well, not on purpose or anything.   Not, like, a lot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:34 PM (Gk3SS)

125 "the powder not the clan."

I think you meant "clam", but that was still funny because beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:35 PM (lq3Ak)

126 Well, not on purpose or anything. Not, like, a lot. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:34 PM (Gk3SS) *raises eyebrow*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

127

I got an ice cream maker for my birthday. I made 7 different kinds of ice cream and had a few friends over for an ice cream social. They weren't very social though, they were too busy stuffing their faces with the ice cream.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:35 PM (RZ8pf)

128 some appropriate Friday night ONT music...  

http://bit.ly/16vYQgq

from last weeks' Breaking Bad...  The Limelighters

Enjoy because shut up! Eleventy!

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 06:36 PM (/jHWN)

129 BCochran, try a S&W SD9VE if you get a chance. $400 or so. Same size as a Glock 19. Horde, a question. The magazine spring in my above-mentioned sidearm is tenacious; but, how long can I keep it stored, loaded, before it ruins the spring?

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 06:36 PM (jt8G9)

130 Anybody have a Sodastream? Is it worth it?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 06:37 PM (xY8+2)

131 BC, the truth about guns is a great site...

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 10:29 PM (o7jOz)



TTAG is well known in the gunblogosphere for ripping off content and passing it off as their own. Tamara K had an entire article stolen and used without permission and when they got called on it RF acted like a little dick instead of offering apologies and asking permission. Fuck that guy, I avoid his site at all costs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:37 PM (FgrAk)

132 Did anyone watch Sleepy Hollow the other night?  I actually didn't hate it.  I'll give it a few more episodes but I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:37 PM (OJvfL)

133 speaking of suicide hotlines, I have had an awful week. every day worse than the next, every hour worse than the previous. nothing serious just one stupid ting after another. just when you thought it could not get any worse, well you know. it really was as if someone had released spores of weaponized stupid into my week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

134 I hate when networks don't let me fast forward on demand. I am having to sit through the entire first 40 minutes of Sleepy Hollow again because I had to stop it and go someplace and it didn't save my spot.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)

135 I hope you've seen my earlier message @ #32, Peaches.  I don't want you to think I've gotten any stupider that I already prove.

...on a daily basis.


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:37 PM (lq3Ak)

136 *raises eyebrow* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:35 PM (GEICT)


I'm a good girl, I am!


Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:38 PM (Gk3SS)

137

I have a sodastream. My son likes the cola flavor. I mostly enjoy it for the fizzy water.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:38 PM (RZ8pf)

138 Dean Stockwell did a great bit with that role, he was evil but was also witty,
like when he starts on the 'Hearts and Mind' line, then thinks better of it, when dealing with the humans on that planet, How many gargleblasters, Empress.

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 20, 2013 06:39 PM (Jsiw/)

139 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (RZ8pf)


Sometimes if you press fast forward right after selecting the show, you can get fast forward to work.  It may be only on Verizon FIOS.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:39 PM (OJvfL)

140 Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

that's what i'm talkin' about, bro, but i will not snivel because, let's face it, nobody wants to hear it.  i don't even want to hear myself saying it.  fuck

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

141 speaking of suicide hotlines, I have had an awful week. every day worse than the next, every hour worse than the previous. nothing serious just one stupid ting after another. just when you thought it could not get any worse, well you know. it really was as if someone had released spores of weaponized stupid into my week. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (Z9EHQ) At least you have the weekend?

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 06:39 PM (Vk2pI)

142 You know I am always a little wary when the movie critics tell me that a Tom Hanks movie is the best movie all year. I don't want to see him in that Somali pirate movie, I just know he will ruin the story somehow.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)

143 but, how long can I keep it stored, loaded, before it ruins the spring? Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 10:36 PM (jt8G9) Springs don't work like that. It's cycling (stretching and compressing), not storing, that ruins springs. And unless there's a flaw, it takes a long time to fail. Think of your car's springs. Or the recoil spring in a gun.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 06:39 PM (qyfb5)

144 BCochran, try a S&W SD9VE if you get a chance. $400 or so. Same size as a Glock 19. That was actually my first choice back when I was getting ready for my first gun. Ended up taking a weekend trip down to Orlando with the kids, the wife and her parents. FIL and I go to a gun show and they had the M&P for the same price I was ready to pay for the SD9(or 40)VE. FIL talked me into the M&P and I glad he did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

145 Gingy, you should exercise the spring often by shooting. No worries about spring memory and its fun. But an actual technical answer, nah, ain't got one of those.

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 06:40 PM (o7jOz)

146 "I got an ice cream maker for my birthday. I made 7 different kinds of ice cream and had a few friends over for an ice cream social. They weren't very social though, they were too busy stuffing their faces with the ice cream." Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

HAHa!  The term "social" is akin to "box lunch".  Both are bastardized by friends and freaks alike.

...I'll not stand in their way.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:40 PM (lq3Ak)

147 Corgis!!!

Posted by: Tuna, PhD at September 20, 2013 06:40 PM (M/TDA)

148 "the powder not the clan." I think you meant "clam", but that was still funny because beer. Posted by: Slapweasel heh. I was making a reference to the wutang clan, whoever they are. but hey as long as it made you happy. it is the obama doctrine of serendipity - hey that was not what I had in mind but not as bad as it could have been.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

149 The collective IQ of America has dropped at least 50 points since Clinton squeezed out 2 terms. And yes, Barky was "Dumb, and dumber....

Posted by: backhoe at September 20, 2013 06:40 PM (ULH4o)

150 hope you've seen my earlier message @ #32, Peaches. I don't want you to think I've gotten any stupider that I already prove.

...on a daily basis.


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (lq3Ak)


of course, Slap!  I send you love . . .  Having a very hard time praying lately, I don't know why, asking the BG to help me out, it's not a comfortable place to be.  fuck

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

151 132 Did anyone watch Sleepy Hollow the other night? I actually didn't hate it. I'll give it a few more episodes but I was pleasantly surprised. Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (OJvfL) The wife and I did. We both liked it. Pretty decent first episode.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

152 I tried that fast forward trick, it didn't work. Stupid Comcast. But it looks like it is finally up to the point where I stopped it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)

153 Did anyone watch Sleepy Hollow the other night? I actually didn't hate it. I'll give it a few more episodes but I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (OJvfL)


I liked it, so far it made up for the last two seasons of Fringe

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 06:41 PM (vJdyz)

154 How many gargleblasters, Empress.
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 20, 2013 10:39 PM (Jsiw/)


Several, please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:42 PM (Gk3SS)

155 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:41 PM (GEICT)

I thought the guy playing Ichabod Crane did a fine job.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:42 PM (OJvfL)

156 that's what i'm talkin' about, bro, but i will not snivel because, let's face it, nobody wants to hear it. i don't even want to hear myself saying it. fuck Posted by: Peaches yep. it was bad enough the first time through. typing it all would be more than I could handle, especially the way I type. besides in a few months it will reduce to a few really funny stories about stupid stuff in peculiar circumstances. alcohol only makes them funnier.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

157 I'm a good girl, I am! Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:38 PM (Gk3SS) Uh huh. Sure thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

158 Our Craigslist has some funny ones, it's why I look at the personals...
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4w/4079560706.html

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 10:31 PM (jt8G9)




Hey, you found my ad! (actually you know its not me because any man who doesn't like redheads is possibly gay, and quite likely a communist. Besides, I'm not anywhere near B-more.)



The magazine spring in my above-mentioned sidearm is tenacious; but, how long can I keep it stored, loaded, before it ruins the spring?

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 10:36 PM (jt8G9)




All I can tell you is I have 3 mags for my 9mm and five for the .45 and I rotate them out weekly: the mag in the gun comes out and gets unloaded, the carry mag goes into the gun and a fresh mag gets loaded and put in the carrier. With the .45 I have a two-mag carry holster (seven round magazines), so the front mag goes into the gun, the rear mag goes in the front pocket and a new mag gets loaded for the back one.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:43 PM (FgrAk)

159 The collective IQ of America has dropped at least 50 points since Clinton squeezed out 2 terms.

The cloud of stupid that emanated from ex-princess Diana's corpse wafted its way across the Atlantic. My gf at the time inhaled it. That was a first hint that something might be wrong, with her and with America.

(Britain being an obviously lost cause since Maggie T got stabbed in the back.)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 20, 2013 06:44 PM (d7tB2)

160 I thought the guy playing Ichabod Crane did a fine job. Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:42 PM (OJvfL) Yeah, he did. I thought he did a pretty decent job of a guy who wakes up 200 years later. He handled it far better than what would actually happen, but somebody gibbering to themselves in a corner isn't really good tv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

161

132 Did anyone watch Sleepy Hollow the other night? I actually didn't hate it. I'll give it a few more episodes but I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (OJvfL)

 

I thought they did a pretty good job.  Interesting take, of course its about as true to the original story as the Tim Burton movie was.

 

Moar of Icabod's Wife please!!!111!!

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2013 06:45 PM (LI48c)

162 That Cali-fucking-fornia story? Yeah I believe it. I think I told the story before. Getting into a conversation with a couple of Cali-fucking-fornians and they ended up explaining to me how wonderful Obama is, especially for women, cause now women can finally make as much money as men, no more lesser pay for equal work. So I explained, that all my life (and I am not a spring chicken) I worked in a job and I always made as much as the guys. Well, they asked, what do you do? I am a welder. First thing out of those stupid twits mouths:"How can you do that? That's a man's job" Do I need to say more?

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 06:45 PM (RLdcX)

163 hope Nicola Beharie wears something skimpy in Sleepy Hollow since I've seen Katia Winter (Ichabod's wife) naked before

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 06:45 PM (vJdyz)

164 Did anyone watch Sleepy Hollow the other night? I
actually didn't hate it. I'll give it a few more episodes but I was
pleasantly surprised.


Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (OJvfL)


I liked it a lot, even accounting for the fact that it's the kind of thing I like.

I liked that the characters weren't stupid.   I liked that the girl cop got yelled at for violating orders.  I liked that Orlando Jones was all you people are crazy pants but several of you say you saw it and just whatever get people to stop lopping off heads.  I liked the touch of having the witch be a ginger.  I quite liked the heaving bosoms.  The do you think he can hear us line was hilarious not to mention a very cromulent question. 


The one creature scared the ever living crap out of me.

Speaking of Sleepy Hollow and guns, there's a great exchange in the promo for the next ep.   Girl cop to Ichabod "You only shot him once."  Ichabod "It can fire more than once?"

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:45 PM (Gk3SS)

165 I don't watch tv, but my boy fell asleep on my shoulder and wouldn't let me move him so I turned on tv and watched sleepy hollow, it doesn't suck, I might have to watch it (if I can get it somewhere other than tv).

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 06:46 PM (o7jOz)

166 CDR - Heh. Glock Super Tactical Body Dropper

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

167 84 I'd like to see stuff snuck into the upcoming CR and ceiling battles
that the GOP is expected to lose. Say, start with incandescent lightbulb
ban revocation and mpg targets . Oh nevermind, I forgot the Barky
administration does what the hell it wants to SHUT UP.


This is the key thing: the chances of getting Obamacare defunded are indeed slim, but the Dems know that it's an unpopular issue, and the last thing they want is to be forced into a long drawn out argument about why we should be funding something that over half of Americans hate. This means that the Republicans have leverage to get other things that they want.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 20, 2013 10:22 PM (lr3d7)



The House needs to defund a bunch of stuff -- Obamacare and light bulb bans, and LEAVE TOWN for a good long while -- like until November. Go out to where peeps are and brag about the good stuff they axed. Don't debate, don't conference, don't re-vote, don't do reconciliation -- LEAVE TOWN.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 06:46 PM (T1005)

168 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:44 PM (GEICT)


I still laugh thinking about that scene with the cops wondering if the headless horseman had heard them when they told him to drop his gun.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:46 PM (OJvfL)

169 by the way. I have been having an ongoing feud with a retailer. they are not holding up their end of the warranty bargain. I have a plan to turn things up to eleventy, which may even be a fun new business venture, if I do not receive satisfaction. they do not know who they are messing with. Do Not Try To Weasel Out of a Satisfaction Guaranteed Warranty. Ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

170 "of course, Slap! I send you love . . . Having a very hard time praying lately, I don't know why, asking the BG to help me out, it's not a comfortable place to be. fuck"
Posted by: Peaches

If you're living alone, walk around naked.  *adjusts webcam*  It is liberating, as long as you close all the shades.  Even if you can't "sing", yell at the top of your lungs, so as to release endorphins. 

The ONT allows me to laugh, as well.  The Morons take away stress and there is social and time-consuming relief to be had between Loved Ones and Friends.

If you're unbalanced, you need more of the other.  You NEED a meet-up of some sort.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:46 PM (lq3Ak)

171 “I just feel like in general being a good guy, it’s just creating a lot more peace and like, mellow,” she said. “The fact that he is for the people creates peace in and of itself.”

When asked how she could support Obama’s Syrian policies but oppose Bush’s Iraq policies, she justified the contradiction by stating, “Bush, I just didn’t like him.”

I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Posted by: Zombie Whitney at September 20, 2013 06:47 PM (Dwehj)

172 I just know he will ruin the story somehow.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 20, 2013 10:39 PM (RZ8pf)


My thought exactly, he is not actor (or person) enough to play that part.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 20, 2013 06:47 PM (XdnQT)

173 166 CDR - Heh. Glock Super Tactical Body Dropper

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 10:46 PM (aDwsi)


I'm actually surprised that Piers Morgan hasn't tried to get that banned.  He's the type that would fall for that too.  Ban a fictional gun.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:47 PM (OJvfL)

174 162 So I explained, that all my life (and I am not a spring chicken) I worked in a job and I always made as much as the guys. Well, they asked, what do you do? I am a welder.

First thing out of those stupid twits mouths:"How can you do that? That's a man's job"
Do I need to say more?


Wow. No, you do not.

Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2013 06:48 PM (bKA83)

175 Uh huh. Sure thing. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT)


*shinkick*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:48 PM (Gk3SS)

176 Katia was on Dexter, and that show Banshee,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 20, 2013 06:48 PM (Jsiw/)

177 I still laugh thinking about that scene with the cops wondering if the headless horseman had heard them when they told him to drop his gun. Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:46 PM (OJvfL) Lol. There was way more humor than I was expecting. And it was dry humor, which I like. I wonder how the can keep the storyline going. I mean, either the apocalypse is nigh or it isn't.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)

178 Well, skating rink hell is closing. Heading back to the house. Catch you later tonight roonz and roonettez!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2013 06:49 PM (FgrAk)

179 They did a show about military dogs on one of the cable channels, Discovery, or one like that. They focused on 4 or 5 bomb sniffing dogs and their handlers. While one handler was a short distance behind his dog a grenade got launched and the dog was killed. There was an explosion and a yelp. The dog died. It was so sad. There was also a handler who was seriously injured and they thought he would probably lose his legs. At the end of the show they showed the handlers coming home with their dogs at the end of their deployment. The soldier who was injured came in in a wheelchair and was able to get off his wheelchair and walk. He didn't have full use of his legs but they weren't amputated, and he could do some walking.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2013 06:49 PM (DpI6K)

180 Do I need to say more?

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 10:45 PM (RLdcX)


Ma Bell . . . ma belle, don't talk to those fuckers.  there's just no upside.  i'd just as soon turn 'em into roadkill as listen to a word out of their mouths.  i might be a bad person . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

181 Piers hasn't been the same since that pack of wild AR-15s stole our baby.

Posted by: Mrs. Piers Morgan at September 20, 2013 06:50 PM (bKA83)

182 *shinkick* Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:48 PM (Gk3SS) Ow! Ok, random question. As you may have noticed, I was...how do I put it....shitfaced at the NoVaMoMee. Did I buy you a drink?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)

183 Lol. There was way more humor than I was expecting. And it was dry humor, which I like.

I wonder how the can keep the storyline going. I mean, either the apocalypse is nigh or it isn't. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:49 PM (GEICT)



That was explicitly addressed in the ep.   They are the two witnesses and will bear witness for seven years before the Apocalypse begins. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:51 PM (Gk3SS)

184 This magazine spring thing needs to be hashed out on the gun thread, I think. Or right here. It doesn't matter to me. I'm not a physicist or a metallurgist, but I lean towards the idea that keeping a spring compressed won't hurt it. It's the repeated compressing and expanding that will lead to metal fatigue.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

185 IIRC, for how many medical mistakes happen in the US, they're about half the number that happen in places like the UK.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2013 10:16 PM (Dsds2)

-----------

 

Don't forget the intentional stuff they do in the U.K. as well. Not too long ago a patient died from dehydration in an U.K. hospital.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 20, 2013 06:51 PM (lxc0s)

186 And let me tell you about the U.S. Americans.

Posted by: Stoopid USC Bint at September 20, 2013 06:52 PM (Dwehj)

187 I thought the conventional wisdom on springs was leaving the magazine fully loaded and spring compressed for extended periods was bad and dangerous.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

188 Ow!


Ok, random question. As you may have noticed, I was...how do I put it....shitfaced at the NoVaMoMee. Did I buy you a drink? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:51 PM (GEICT)



Nope.   The only one who bought me a drink was Washington Nearsider.


You missed me double fisted drinking too. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:53 PM (Gk3SS)

189 I wonder how the can keep the storyline going. I mean, either the apocalypse is nigh or it isn't.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:49 PM (GEICT)


Well, they mentioned 7 years in the episode.  Don't think this show will last that long but evidently the apocalypse takes some time or the lead up to the apocalypse with attacks by lesser demons takes 7 years.  Based on the season teasers, looks like a build up of attacks by lesser demons.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:53 PM (OJvfL)

190 What up? Are we talking carry guns? I'm looking to get one myself. So far, I'm liking the P224, a chopped down version of my P229 in .40SW. Anyone fot one?

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2013 06:53 PM (doBIb)

191 186 And let me tell you about the U.S. Americans They don't have maps. And the Iran and the Iraq.

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 06:54 PM (o7jOz)

192 That was explicitly addressed in the ep. They are the two witnesses and will bear witness for seven years before the Apocalypse begins. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:51 PM (Gk3SS) Well, shit. I must have missed that part. Prob focused on Mrs Crane.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

193 Medical mistakes?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Never heard of them

Posted by: Secretary of State John Forbes Kerry at September 20, 2013 06:54 PM (xGDj+)

194 luv puppies wrapped in bacon!

Posted by: Space of Aids at September 20, 2013 06:54 PM (i9tfZ)

195 Oh man, that war dog vid is a ball buster, seriously. God bless them all. I am just completing my first month of adoption of an 18-month old male German Shepherd from a rescue league that went through shit I won't repeat here except to say that if I ever get my hands on the bastards that abused him I will kill them with my bare hands, and yes you can use that at my trial. Despite no reason whatsoever to trust me other than I have tried to reach him openly and honestly, the big lug has already fallen into line and is my best friend on Earth after my wife. Dogs rule, it's people that fuck them up. War dogs seriously rule, and we should all give whenever we can to programs that promote their return to civilian life with their service masters.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 20, 2013 06:54 PM (bS6uW)

196 by the way, not complaining but shouldn't the spell checker on a smart military blog recognize the word "weaponized"

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

197 Expiry date are all a progressive union conspiracy. Even if you toss out 90% of it you have to buy it all over again. Membership and monthly bills are just expiry dates so you have to re-buy the product every month. Why should the food industry not get in on that racket.

At work we once tossed out several boxes of of canned mushrooms as we misunderstood the date printed on them. It was manufactured date and we took it as expired date. It had 3 years shelf left after manufactured date.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (a7NX9)

198 Got one?

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (doBIb)

199 Hill-Dawg snorting THAT tang causes cancer.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (RwArq)

200 187 I thought the conventional wisdom on springs was leaving the magazine fully loaded and spring compressed for extended periods was bad and dangerous. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:53 PM (Z9EHQ) I've heard that, but I don't understand why that would be the case. It makes more sense to me that repeatedly cycling the spring would lead to failure sooner.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

201 Posted by: Blacksheep at September 20, 2013 10:54 PM (bS6uW)

that is awesome, Blacksheep and, truly, the best thing I have mentally digested all day.  God bless you and yours . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (8lmkt)

202 Who cares if our college students are stupid - at least our economy is sound!!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at September 20, 2013 06:56 PM (edmTQ)

203 We have a spell checker?

Posted by: Pixy at September 20, 2013 06:57 PM (OJvfL)

204 by the way, not complaining but shouldn't the spell checker on a smart military blog recognize the word "weaponized" Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:56 PM (Z9EHQ)


That's what you get for not upgrading to Titanium Level.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

205 Nope. The only one who bought me a drink was Washington Nearsider. You missed me double fisted drinking too. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:53 PM (Gk3SS) Damn. And damn. Yeah, well, you left me on a barstool while you were staring at hot ass. So, around Christmas time I'm up in NC. EC is in the Raleigh area, I'm gonna be to the east of there and, I believe, you're to the west. Perhaps a small MeetUp? I owe you a drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

206 Ma Bell . . . ma belle, don't talk to those fuckers. there's just no upside. i'd just as soon turn 'em into roadkill as listen to a word out of their mouths. i might be a bad person . . . Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 10:50 PM (8lmkt) Oh no! When I tell those imbeciles that I am from Germany, they automatically assume that I am a Obama lover. It always shocks the shit out of them when I say he reminds me of Erich Honecker or Walter Ulbricht (they do not know who those people are) and then explain how those two fuckers acted just like their imbecile President and what happened to the first one when people finally stood up to that narcissistic pig

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 06:58 PM (RLdcX)

207 Thank gawd the rest of my body manages to keep my vagina alive.

Posted by: Stoopid USC Bint at September 20, 2013 06:58 PM (Dwehj)

208 Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 10:50 PM (8lmkt)

You're not a bad person.  You're an angry person... lol.  I just "renounced" the Local Football Team, I'll call "The Hole".  They traded a player because every iteration of ownership/management is so much smarter than the last.

...who also failed.

Because they were so much smarter than the last.

...who also failed.

I went around this house breaking things and screaming.  It only changed what I needed to replace.

I only started to "chide" people today because of my frustration.  I CALL CONGRESS-CRITTERS.  I know that some here don't.  I AM PISSED.

But tonight, before I lay my head down to either sleep-or-not, (insomnia), I will pray for those who are my friends and for those who are "not in my camp".

The latter is much tougher.  They need the prayers more, however.  I've become convinced of that over the past five years.

...my ego has taken hits and rightfully so.  I'm not so brilliant as to be simultaneously dense and dark. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 06:58 PM (lq3Ak)

209 Dry humor is far better than wet humor.  Far better. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 20, 2013 06:58 PM (jucos)

210 That's what you get for not upgrading to Titanium Level. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously I am not upgrading anything until the use separate colors for the font and the background.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 06:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

211 Nope. The only one who bought me a drink was Washington Nearsider.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 10:53 PM (Gk3SS)

Hoboken NJ (near the PATH and the trains)
October 4th between 6pm and 9pm.

I'll buy you a drink.

I have manners (unlike some blue-painted savage....).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 06:58 PM (gqgiP)

212 I remember drinking some pretty old Budweiser beer in Diego Garcia based on the its born on date stamp.  We didn't care.  It was cold and it was either that or water.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 06:59 PM (OJvfL)

213 It's kind of high concept, meaning Fox will mishandle it, and move it around three or four times.

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 20, 2013 06:59 PM (Jsiw/)

214 I'm not a physicist or a metallurgist, but I lean towards the idea that keeping a spring compressed won't hurt it. It's the repeated compressing and expanding that will lead to metal fatigue.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 10:51 PM (sdi6R)


I am neither of those myself, but there is phenomenon called "creep" which can be described as the slow deformation of solids under prolonged stress. An example which I have read about is the ridgepole of a 100 year-old barn, that sags into a curve. And I know car springs can take a "set" if they sit heavily loaded for a long time.



But I would presume a well-designed magazine spring would be so designed that it was not near its limits of performance in normal use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 06:59 PM (8Fl6F)

215 So, around Christmas time I'm up in NC. EC is in the Raleigh area, I'm gonna be to the east of there and, I believe, you're to the west. Perhaps a small MeetUp? I owe you a drink. MORON POWERS, TRIANGULATE!!!!

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2013 06:59 PM (doBIb)

216 Don't forget the intentional stuff they do in the U.K. as well. Not too long ago a patient died from dehydration in an U.K. hospital. That was last year. And it wasn't 1 patient, it was 130,000 patients. Google "Liverpool care pathway", coming soon to a hospital near you!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2013 06:59 PM (jt8G9)

217 I have manners (unlike some blue-painted savage....). Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 10:58 PM (gqgiP) Yeah, but you drink like a pussy and talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. So it all evens out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

218 Since the Moron Horde seems to be in agreement that the only thing I actually have any credibility on around here is musical taste, allow me recommend/introduce/reacquaint you with another incredible, fantastic band who will, if you click through to my links and/or buy/steal their albums, give you immense joy.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Wire.  Wire put out three albums in 1977, 1978 and 1979, and then promptly broke up after decided they had nothing much left to say.  (Then they reunited, but that's best left forgotten.) 

So what, you might ask?  Well those three albums happened to be three of the biggest landmark in post-1975 music history.  Pink Flag (1977) is by many people's estimation the finest punk album recorded, but it's unlike any other punk album you'll hear because it's actually art-punk, i.e. an incredibly well-organized and carefully thought-through musical/artistic/conceptual statement using punk as its format.  Brutal minimalism turning into surprising melodicism over the album's course.  Basically unforgettable.

Then Chairs Missing (197 basically invented the genre of post-punk, in both sound and concept.  Completely different sonically and songwise from their first album, this one gets downright poppy in places.  Their best album, IMO.

Finally, 154 invented goth-rock.  From this album a thousand gloomy bands with suicidal tendencies and black eyeliner were born.  And yet it contains their two greatest single songs, in "The 15th" and "Map Ref. 91N 43W"

Pink Flag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPIDtWqS8qc

Chairs Missing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfaPEC9IwaA

154: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aulVyCui5ss

And if you don't want to explore full albums, please please please click on this link and at least try this one song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV9MIQGgTEo  ("The 15th")

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:00 PM (n/+FT)

219 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:57 PM (GEICT)

I may be in Charleston in early December.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:00 PM (OJvfL)

220 What and you didn't sic the Ravage, you are merciful.

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 20, 2013 07:00 PM (Jsiw/)

221 But I would presume a well-designed magazine spring would be so designed that it was not near its limits of performance in normal use. A spring deforms when it is compressed or stretched beyond its elastic range. Topping off your magazine and storing it won't hurt the spring.

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2013 07:01 PM (doBIb)

222 I may be in Charleston in early December. Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:00 PM (OJvfL) Damn damn damn. We don't head up to NC until Christmas Eve.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

223 luv puppies wrapped in bacon! Posted by: Space of Aids at September 20, 2013 10:54 PM (i9tfZ) Hold the bacon, please.

Posted by: Barrack H. Obama at September 20, 2013 07:02 PM (Vk2pI)

224 Damn. And damn. Yeah, well, you left me on a barstool while you were staring at hot ass.

So, around Christmas time I'm up in NC. EC is in the Raleigh area, I'm gonna be to the east of there and, I believe, you're to the west. Perhaps a small MeetUp? I owe you a drink. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:57 PM (GEICT)



Of course I left you on the barstool.   You were too shitfaced to properly appreciate the ass.  


Christmas Meetup thingy will work.   *waves paw imperially*  I leave it to others to make actual plans for it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 07:02 PM (Gk3SS)

225 hmm Deep Down is a F2P game

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 07:02 PM (vJdyz)

226 Diego Garcia?? How the Hell they manage to even get beer that far into nowhere?

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 07:02 PM (o7jOz)

227 No one will ever believe anyone about magazine springs. It's a religious issue. People should just make their statements and move on. Basically have replacement springs, they will eventually wear out - all of them. If they're crap they will wear out quickly and you should buy a different brand.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:02 PM (qyfb5)

228

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 10:59 PM (OJvfL)


think I would have taken the water myself

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 07:02 PM (vJdyz)

229 EXCELLENT doggeh video


"Good dog. AT ease."


Posted by: Jones in CO at September 20, 2013 07:03 PM (8sCoq)

230 Damn damn damn. We don't head up to NC until Christmas Eve.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:01 PM (GEICT)


I should be back from my underway time by then.  Not sure if I'll be free to roam during the holidays though.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:03 PM (OJvfL)

231 214 I am neither of those myself, but there is phenomenon called "creep" which can be described as the slow deformation of solids under prolonged stress. An example which I have read about is the ridgepole of a 100 year-old barn, that sags into a curve. And I know car springs can take a "set" if they sit heavily loaded for a long time. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 10:59 PM (8Fl6F) OK, that makes sense. So I should probably rotate my magazines occasionally, but not be a fanatic about it.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

232 What is that term that applies when you see something wrong in a newspaper, but assume that the rest of it is accurate?

Posted by: The Polical Hat at September 20, 2013 07:03 PM (Vk2pI)

233 I have manners (unlike some blue-painted savage....).

We've been over this.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:03 PM (lq3Ak)

234 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:00 PM (GEICT)

Hoboken NJ
October 4th, between 6pm and 9pm

Put your money where your mouth is blue-boy.

I'm one of them Jew-boys. We produce copious quantities of alcohol-dehydrogenase, unlike you Celtic types.

Seriously, we are having a meet-up then. Join us, and drag the raptor owner along.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (gqgiP)

235 Spell-checker comes with the premium subscription

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (/jHWN)

236 226 Diego Garcia?? How the Hell they manage to even get beer that far into nowhere?

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 11:02 PM (o7jOz)


Heh.  That's why it was slightly aged.  It gets there on the slow boats!  Now, periodically, the Brits would get some good stuff in.  You had to move quick to get in on that.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (OJvfL)

237 Hoboken NJ (near the PATH and the trains)
October 4th between 6pm and 9pm.

I'll buy you a drink.

I have manners (unlike some blue-painted savage....).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 10:58 PM (gqgiP)



Gah.   I can't make it up as I'm completely out of vacation time. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (Gk3SS)

238 What is that term that applies when you see something wrong in a newspaper, but assume that the rest of it is accurate?

Posted by: The Polical Hat at September 20, 2013 11:03 PM (Vk2pI)


Gell-Mann selective amnesia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (8Fl6F)

239 If I had magazines, that is. Which I totally don't, no sir. This is a purely theoretical discussion.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

240 So I should probably rotate my magazines occasiwionally, but not be a fanatic about it. Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 if you are really woried move to dc or chicago where you will have to reload 'em every other day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

241 Of course I left you on the barstool. You were too shitfaced to properly appreciate the ass. Christmas Meetup thingy will work. *waves paw imperially* I leave it to others to make actual plans for it. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 11:02 PM (Gk3SS) I am NEVER, ever too shitfaced to appreciate hotness. Too drunk to do anything about it? Sure. Too drunk to stop myself from saying anything? Absolutely. But never too drunk to appreciate. And ask Vendette, I was maintaining. She didn't realize how drunk I was until after the MoMee when I told her how much I'd had to drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)

242 by the way, not complaining but shouldn't the spell checker on a smart military blog recognize the word "weaponized" Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 10:56 PM (Z9EHQ) Pretty sure that's your browser and not Pixy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:05 PM (qyfb5)

243 What is that term that applies when you see something wrong in a newspaper

Journalism.

Posted by: The NY Times at September 20, 2013 07:05 PM (Dwehj)

244 I thought booze was the source and cure for all of our problems?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 07:05 PM (gmoEG)

245 219. Coughhawaiicough?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:05 PM (XruKb)

246 Booze is the cure...   repeat after me

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (/jHWN)

247 Posted by: The Polical Hat at September 20, 2013 11:03 PM (Vk2pI)

I think Michael Crichton coined the phrase, "Gelman's Paradox."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (gqgiP)

248 Oh and another thing. Every year on this day I wear my POW/MIA t-shirt, and this morning I couldn't find it ( I have the strong suspicion that daughter the younger took it with her to her deployment). Anyone know where I can get more (The original with the insignia on left front and flag in back)?

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (RLdcX)

249 Fresno St 24 Boise St 19

begin 3rd

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (8sCoq)

250 245 219. Coughhawaiicough?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:05 PM (XruKb)


Well, that is a possibility with events coming next summer.  RIMPAC and some other stuff.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (OJvfL)

251 Gell-Mann selective amnesia. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 11:04 PM (8Fl6F) Knew I'd get a quick answer form the horde. Surprised that the first response did not involve a boobeh reference...

Posted by: The Polical Hat at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (Vk2pI)

252 Seriously, we are having a meet-up then. Join us, and drag the raptor owner along. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 11:04 PM (gqgiP) That would be fun. Unfortunately, work. I've already taken off for a christening and a wedding. Plus I'm taking off at Christmas time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)

253 I think the best reason to "rotate your magazines" is to find out which ones have weak springs so you can replace them. I have a plastic tub full of magazine springs in the closet, and some spare followers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:07 PM (qyfb5)

254 Gah. I can't make it up as I'm completely out of vacation time. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously so quit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

255  Slapweasel, I'm not so sure after your pro-Dodger comments. I may have to challenge you to pilchards at 20 yards......bitch!

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:08 PM (RwArq)

256

"
I don't know how you defeat weapons grade stupid like that"

 

You cant cure stupid.  There isn't a pill you can take or an operation you can have.

 

Stupid is faever.

 

 

Posted by: retired military at September 20, 2013 07:08 PM (zOUpv)

257 Any plans for a 2014 Moron Meetup?

I'm going to be in Vegas next April.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:08 PM (xY8+2)

258 I wonder how many innocent people will be shot tonight in Chicago? Uuhh I mean Damascus, Damascus. How many innocents will be shot in DAMASCUS tonight, not CHICAGO in the united states of America.

Posted by: Secretary of State John Forbes Kerry at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (xGDj+)

259 Gah. I can't make it up as I'm completely out of vacation time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 11:04 PM (Gk3SS)

I'll toss back a bourbon in your honor, and a Shirley Temple in BCochran's.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (gqgiP)

260 250. I'll have to bait you with Johnny Walker Blue

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (XruKb)

261 Hold the bacon, please.

Posted by: Barrack H. Obama at September 20, 2013 11:02 PM (Vk2pI)


Sharia law?

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (8lmkt)

262 Every year on this day I wear my POW/MIA t-shirt, and this morning I couldn't find it ( I have the strong suspicion that daughter the younger took it with her to her deployment). Something about that statement makes me feel....good.

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (o7jOz)

263 all the cool kids are going to the october meet up. we should have a national meet up in vegas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

264
   I should be  congratulated. After months of work, the dog has finally been convinced to let me sleep another half hour.

   Wakeup is now 6:00 instead of 5:30.  Each morning I get roused by her laying her head on my chest and giving a little woof.

    Repeatedly.

   But now it's a half hour later.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 07:09 PM (SAMxH)

265 The Nerf gun magazine springs aren't good enough.  I always get one nerf round to jam with every magazine.  Which is horrible because that's when my son lays into me with his 50 round, belt feed Nerf gatling gun.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:10 PM (OJvfL)

266 "Pretty sure that's your browser and not Pixy."

For the love of all that is (pick your deity or demon of choice from Deities and Demigods) do not burden Pixy with petty concerns.

"Is it blowing up the comments?"
"No."
"Then do not ask of it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 07:10 PM (gmoEG)

267 I never could get into Wire. Not the 1980s Wire, not the 1970s Wire.

I'm aware that Jesus and Mary Chain (for a start) probably wouldn't exist without them, but that's likely because they listened to some of the songs and said to themselves "we can do a LOT better than this shit".

Speaking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPP3BXurHk

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 20, 2013 07:10 PM (d7tB2)

268 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:06 PM (GEICT)

Eventually something will work out. Hopefully before SMOD.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:10 PM (gqgiP)

269 I am NEVER, ever too shitfaced to appreciate hotness. Too drunk to do anything about it? Sure. Too drunk to stop myself from saying anything? Absolutely. But never too drunk to appreciate.

And ask Vendette, I was maintaining. She didn't realize how drunk I was until after the MoMee when I told her how much I'd had to drink. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:04 PM (GEICT)



Fine, fine, fine, I wanted to keep it to myself (okay fine me and shillelagh).  

Those poor bushes.   Those poor, poor bushes.  


Story time!   So.  One year I didn't go home for Thanksgiving.   I was at Boy BFF's house and he and I were drinking bay breezes all day.   These rapidly went from bay breezes to just enough mixer in it to look like we weren't drinking water glasses of vodka.   His father was laughing his ass off at us and kept saying you have no idea how drunk you are.   We shrugged it off.  After several hours, I stand up to go to the bathroom.  Or, more specifically, I stand up and fell face first onto the floor.  Boy BFF starts laughing and I say fine you stand up.   He couldn't even make it off the couch.   I ended up having to crawl to the bathroom.


Good times.   Good times. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 07:11 PM (Gk3SS)

270 I'd like to hang out with Vendette and talk about baseball.  Nobody else seems to give a shit!  She's not only informed, but told me something about my very own team that I'd missed.

That was pretty cool.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:11 PM (lq3Ak)

271 Congrats irongrampa! Enjoy the sleep in!

Posted by: Secretary of State John Forbes Kerry at September 20, 2013 07:11 PM (xGDj+)

272 Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:09 PM (XruKb)

Heh.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:11 PM (OJvfL)

273 Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:10 PM (OJvfL)

Old, decrepit and clever should beat young, nimble and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:11 PM (gqgiP)

274 Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

oh, honey . . . the only advice I ever give a new pet parent is, never feed them the minute you get up in the morning!!!  get up, fuck around for an hour or so, then fill the dish.  love you!

Posted by: Peaches at September 20, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

275 I thought we settled on Sweden for the next moron meetup....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 20, 2013 07:13 PM (jucos)

276 "Slapweasel, I'm not so sure after your pro-Dodger comments. I may have to challenge you to pilchards at 20 yards......bitch!"
 Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale

I only throw fastballs.  Do NOT get a "foothold".

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:13 PM (lq3Ak)

277 Ugggh The kid is texting me she wants ssd's for her bday She's going to be 12 A carton of Marlboro lights isn't good enough?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:13 PM (XruKb)

278 Old, decrepit and clever should beat young, nimble and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 11:11 PM (gqgiP)


That's why I just bought a Nerf RPG.  I need to make a Nerf claymore or IED.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:13 PM (OJvfL)

279 Too drunk to stop
myself from saying anything? Absolutely.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:04 PM (GEICT)


Okay, this I find fascinating.

I say incredibly inappropriate and unwise shit regardless of my state of sobriety.

So....there are people who can actually control what they say when they are sober?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:13 PM (gqgiP)

280 I wonder how many innocent people will be shot tonight in Chicago?

Easy, just do the math. The formula is:

(number of Tea Party protesters) multiplied by (1)

And there ya go.

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:14 PM (xY8+2)

281 Which is horrible because that's when my son lays into me with his 50 round, belt feed Nerf gatling gun. Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:10 PM (OJvfL) My wife bought me these two years ago..... http://dartstrike.com/images/nerf_vulcan.jpg http://tinyurl.com/jwsytrg

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)

282 Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:13 PM (XruKb)


I'm still looking a new laptops.  I'm in no hurry though.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:15 PM (OJvfL)

283 Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:13 PM (OJvfL)

M109 firing a W48 (nerf) nuclear shell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:15 PM (gqgiP)

284 279. Of course I'm dead sober and Da BEARS!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:15 PM (XruKb)

285 Those are discontinued now right BC?

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:16 PM (OJvfL)

286 Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

Hah!

Cleeearly, you are no domeeenant.  Joo need to domeenate dog.  No jus talk to dog.  Back dog off into other room.  Dog know you're domeenant.

Posted by: The Slap Whisperer at September 20, 2013 07:16 PM (lq3Ak)

287

"I don't know how you defeat weapons grade stupid like that."

 

Repeal the 19th amendment.

Posted by: Beef at September 20, 2013 07:16 PM (XERws)

288 Cheers everyone!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 07:17 PM (gqgiP)

289 Hi ont. what y'all drinking tonite? Me, beer and ate popcorn for dinner!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:17 PM (vgd4f)

290 282. Look at the samsungs Great little affordable package You can do everything except intense video editing

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:17 PM (XruKb)

291 Okay so it's official, Vegas for the April 2014 Moron Meetup. ;-)

I'm most likely staying at Eastside Cannery but could be talked into South Point. Where do others plan to stay??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:17 PM (xY8+2)

292 So....there are people who can actually control what they say when they are sober? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2013 11:13 PM (gqgiP) Just barely. I've been known to be very inappropriate when sober, but typically I can stop myself. Learned behavior. After saying some stupid shit and getting smacked by the old man a time or two, it was in my best interest to learn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)

293 How young is too young for paintball?

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:17 PM (OJvfL)

294 should be congratulated. After months of work, the dog has finally been convinced to let me sleep another half hour. Wakeup is now 6:00 instead of 5:30. Each morning I get roused by her laying her head on my chest and giving a little woof. Posted by: irongrampa My brother's pug lays right across his face, and that dog's a dense, heavy little chunk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2013 07:18 PM (DpI6K)

295 Scary assault nerf rifles!

Posted by: Dpt of Accuracy at September 20, 2013 07:18 PM (ELdpj)

296 Those are discontinued now right BC? Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:16 PM (OJvfL) Are they? I didn't know that. Sad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

297 Fresno St 31 Boise St 19

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 20, 2013 07:18 PM (8sCoq)

298 289. Beer and popcorn The dinner of champions

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (XruKb)

299 I plan to stay under a bridge with Hobo Carl and do drugs.

Posted by: Bill Schultz from Red Eye at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (lq3Ak)

300 Nerf rifles don't kill people, people kill people.

Posted by: Nerf Rifle Association at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (xY8+2)

301 IÂ’m glad you get to sleep one half hour later Irongrandpa. Maybe you should try for 6:30.

Posted by: CarolT at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (z4WKX)

302 I bought some rotisserie chicken.  I gave some to my cat.  She loved and ate it.  I gave her more. 

When she had enough, she turned her back on me, and ignored me.

Then she left the room, and is purposefully facing away from me.

My life sucks.

Posted by: Null at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (xjpRj)

303 _

Posted by: sock free at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (/g+je)

304 How young is too young for paintball?

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:17 PM (OJvfL)


5 but then you can do airsoft instead at that age

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 07:19 PM (vJdyz)

305 Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 11:19 PM (vJdyz)


Hmmm.  I might have to take him to the paint ball range and get him into that.

Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 07:20 PM (OJvfL)

306 Selling England By The Pound, Genesis (1973). Maybe one of the four or five greatest records ever released in rock history.

The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is up there too!

Posted by: bill-o at September 20, 2013 07:20 PM (AWwDY)

307 279 when I was younger I could control what I said sober, then at some point in the intervening years my "gives a shit" gene got turned off. Now I just say whatever, whenever. You maybe where just born without that gene. It's ok though, it's a defect.

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 07:21 PM (o7jOz)

308 "How young is too young for paintball?"
Posted by: CDR M

As a kid, I'd think I'd be whiny at eleven or twelve.  Thirteen seems to be "Learnin' Time", as far as actions vs. consequences in Real Life.  Kids are all different, but I'll go by my own "Got Over The Whining".

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:21 PM (lq3Ak)

309 306. Abacab was their best by far bar none

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:21 PM (XruKb)

310 What Navycopjoe said. :-)

But then, I've never heard any of Genesis' albums that came out earlier than Abacab.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:22 PM (xY8+2)

311 Slapweasel, fastballs? Bring it! (Not your testes. I don't mess with that type of ball.)

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:22 PM (RwArq)

312 I'm still looking a new laptops. I'm in no hurry though.
Posted by: CDR M at September 20, 2013 11:15 PM (OJvfL)



http://bit.ly/1ewLZmj

*paws and makes the noises*


I'd slap it down to Win 7 though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)

313 "...Then she left the room, and is purposefully facing away from me.

My life sucks
".
Posted by: Null

She's an Ohio Cat.  You can tell by the little "O" that's facing you right now.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:23 PM (lq3Ak)

314 MIDDLEST! again. Boy, I'm good at this. Good evening, Rodeo Clowns. Nice ONT, eh? Yeah.

Posted by: mindful webworker - try, try again at September 20, 2013 07:23 PM (U13jb)

315 Layover in LA, so I went to the Reagan Library/museum today. What a beautiful, serene, sane place.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at September 20, 2013 07:23 PM (H4Jou)

316 And I wonder how many AOSers know: Genesis' song "Anything She Does" (which was a minor hit in 1986) is written from the point of view of a man obsessed with one of his porno pin-ups.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:23 PM (xY8+2)

317 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:23 PM (xY8+2)

Are you going to murder hookers now?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:24 PM (lq3Ak)

318 My baby has deviated septum so she sounds like a kitten when she sleeps. Cutest thing ever.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 07:24 PM (ELdpj)

319 Another thing. My ex Son-in-Law (whose dog I puppy sit during the day) brought me 4 24 ounce cans of "Fosters". I opened one, it doesn't taste all that bad. How many can I safely drink?

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 07:24 PM (RLdcX)

320 Are you going to murder hookers now?

Not as long as I'm on the meds!

Oops, looks like I just ran out...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:25 PM (xY8+2)

321 Dude, that isn't weapons grade stupid, its fucking enriched stupidium atomic bomb grade stupid.

Posted by: maddogg at September 20, 2013 07:25 PM (+SU7n)

322 319 Another thing. My ex Son-in-Law (whose dog I puppy sit during the day) brought me 4 24 ounce cans of "Fosters". I opened one, it doesn't taste all that bad. How many can I safely drink? Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 11:24 PM (RLdcX) Define "safely".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:25 PM (GEICT)

323 How many can I safely drink? Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 11:24 PM (RLdcX) all of them mate!

Posted by: Crocadile DunDee at September 20, 2013 07:26 PM (/g+je)

324 qdpsteve, no way, really Vegas??

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:26 PM (vgd4f)

325 312. Sweet!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:26 PM (XruKb)

326 hey, anyone else see that Ron Johnson of WI may be suing over the exemptions to Obamacare for congress and such?

Posted by: Gman at September 20, 2013 07:27 PM (UkbKS)

327 Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 11:22 PM (RwArq)

It's all good.  I don't think i need to throw fifty-MPH "fastballs" at you to make my previous point... lol.

I Topped Out at Eighty Once!

...No Longer Young.

-Get.  Off.  My.  Lawn.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:27 PM (lq3Ak)

328 wish Old Home peanut butter wasn't $3.50 a jar

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 07:27 PM (vJdyz)

329 313 Slapweasel, yeah, I laughed

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:27 PM (vgd4f)

330 Another thing. My ex Son-in-Law (whose dog I puppy sit during the day) brought me 4 24 ounce cans of "Fosters". I opened one, it doesn't taste all that bad. How many can I safely drink? Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 11:24 PM (RLdcX)


Magic 8 ball says four.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (Gk3SS)

331 Weapons grade stupid was teh water balloon slingshot we had in our dorm.  Best was at night, the intersection where you drew back when someone went under the tree and launched when that person stepped away from the tree into the street.  The balloon and he would meet in the intersection.

Of course it was hard to say who you were going to hit.

We hit a very large member of the university football team and some of his friends one night.  For the second time.

The balloons went down the incenerator and we scattered on the floor.  There were some hulkish yet damp people walking about soon afterwards.

Fortunately we shot from a room that was both unlit and unoccupied that spring night and the roars of rage from the "target range" sobered us faster than medical science would credit.  'Never enrage a Big Ten first string linebacker' was something that I still have in my wise sayings.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (gmoEG)

332 Wikipedia (I know, I'm addicted to that damn site):

"Anything She Does"
is a song by the British band Genesis. It appears as the fifth track on their highly successful 1986 album Invisible Touch, opening the second side of the vinyl and cassette editions. The lyrics were written by keyboard player Tony Banks. Lyrically, the song is about pornography. It is about a man who is in love with a pornstar in a magazine or a movie. He feels the pain that he can never have a relationship with her in real life, instead of his imagination. Allmusic has described the song's words as "a humorous look at pin-up models".[1]

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (xY8+2)

333 My drinking buddy when I was in my early 30's was my Mama's baby brother. He could drink a qt of Southern Comfort chased with a qt of green Gatorade. Before 1000. Smoked Winstons in the gold pack. I admired that guy. Died of a stroke at fifty. He was a hell of a man and looked just like Dean Martin, only heftier. The Bodyguard or the LCR will do the job. Don't forget the Crimson Trace. Mrs. E carries a S&W Airweight with Crimson Trace. Loves it.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (OONaw)

334 316. Yep Did you know Peter Gabriel's song sledgehammer is about anal sex?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (XruKb)

335 I have done 25 (12 ounces) in a day, you should be okay with all four, if you space it out over and hour or so.

Posted by: traye at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (o7jOz)

336 lou's a girl: depends on if you're there or not.

And if you're single. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:28 PM (xY8+2)

337 You still with us, Peaches? 

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:29 PM (lq3Ak)

338 334 316. Yep Did you know Peter Gabriel's song sledgehammer is about anal sex? No. Interesting...

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 20, 2013 07:29 PM (Dsds2)

339 Define "safely". Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:25 PM (GEICT) I can drink a case of Sam Adams and get up in the morning like a spring chicken. But I never had Fosters. I don't want to get up and start retching. Anyone ever drink that stuff

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 07:29 PM (RLdcX)

340 Navycopjoe, Sledgehammer always sounded to me like it was about sex in general.

Oddly, one of the most conservative co-workers I ever had (which I had at the time it came out, 1986) loved the song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:29 PM (xY8+2)

341 Magic 8 ball says four. Posted by: alexthechick - Team No Seriously Fuck All Of This Shit So Hard at September 20, 2013 11:28 PM (Gk3SS) The first time I saw the 24-oz Pepsi cans was during the Bloomers Big Gulp fiasco. I figured it must have been the "Fuck Bloomberg" edition.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:30 PM (qyfb5)

342 I can drink a case of Sam Adams and get up in the morning like a spring chicken. But I never had Fosters. I don't want to get up and start retching. Anyone ever drink that stuff Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 11:29 PM (RLdcX) I've personally never had Foster's, but I'm thinking you'll be fine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

343 On food expiration dates: While going through my hunting cabin last summer, I came across a can of Dinty Moore beef stew. It was dated "best by 6/2004. I ate it. Not that bad. Definately not too good. Kinda mushy, but I didn't get sick. Mebbe a little nauseous.

Posted by: maddogg at September 20, 2013 07:30 PM (+SU7n)

344

Genesis fans? Seriously. Turn in your penis.

 

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:30 PM (RwArq)

345 How to speak Australian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIg4bSnBsuU

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 20, 2013 07:31 PM (d7tB2)

346 Another one Cheap trick's she's tight It's about Ginger Lynn

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:31 PM (XruKb)

347 I'm most likely staying at Eastside Cannery but could be talked into South Point. Where do others plan to stay?? Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:17 PM (xY8+2) At A Casa do Chapéu of course!

Posted by: The Polical Hat at September 20, 2013 07:31 PM (Vk2pI)

348 What happened to CA, Reagan was governor in the 1960s? Was it all the illegals? What killed off that state & my state of MA? John Adams, Sam Adams and other greats were born here and now we canÂ’t get a half decent republican to run. They are like GOP here, last man that ran for R as Governor is running again. I know heÂ’s smart but heÂ’s lifeless. His voice never changes with emotion.

Posted by: CarolT at September 20, 2013 07:32 PM (z4WKX)

349 Political Hat: You mean the Motel 6?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:32 PM (xY8+2)

350 The 10 year old sardines were another matter. The cat wouldn't touch them. I tried one and had to toss it. Too far gone.....

Posted by: maddogg at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (+SU7n)

351 336 qdpsteve, I would so be there . Not single, I'm an older gal, nobody wants any of this, but I am quite a fun girl to party with, I laugh at anything when drunk, and get wicked hiccups, that's always fun!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (vgd4f)

352 I can drink a case of Sam Adams and get up in the morning like a spring chicken. But I never had Fosters. I don't want to get up and start retching. Anyone ever drink that stuff Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 11:29 PM (RLdcX) I've personally never had Foster's, but I'm thinking you'll be fine. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 11:30 PM (GEICT) FostersÂ… Australian for piss. Fosters:Australia::Buweisser:America

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat *hic* at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (Vk2pI)

353 309 306. Abacab was their best by far bar none

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:21 PM (XruKb)



Really? I always thought they were phoning it in with that album, and especially with the title track. I'm a big fan of the PG-era stuff, though, and feel like we're living through The Knife.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (T1005)

354 Is "Shock the Monkey" about Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters then?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (Dsds2)

355 I've had Fosters many times. It's just beer.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (jt8G9)

356 She came back.  I gave her more.  Then she went away.

I am SUCH a loser.  I mean, WHOA.  I should buy a t-shirt that says "Warning, Loser."

Posted by: Null at September 20, 2013 07:33 PM (xjpRj)

357 The first time I was in Australia I tried to buy a round of fosters for the house They informed me only tourists drink it They drink Victoria bitters

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:34 PM (XruKb)

358 Political Hat: You mean the Motel 6? Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:32 PM (xY8+2) Â…but with fewer STDs

Posted by: The Non-Diseased Hat at September 20, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

359

Slapweasel, get off my lawn?

GRRRRR! That will be my line enforced by steel ball bearings launched by wrist rockets!

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:34 PM (RwArq)

360 lou's a girl: you're in then. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:34 PM (xY8+2)

361 I'm trying to outlast the O's-Rays game. 4-4 top of the 11th.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 07:35 PM (jt8G9)

362 Thrawn: I admit, I don't *want* to know what Shock The Monkey is about.

Although I've read it isn't really "about" anything, it's just Peter Gabriel's spoof of 1960s/early 70s funk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:35 PM (xY8+2)

363 Top of the 12th.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 07:35 PM (jt8G9)

364 FostersÂ… Australian for piss. Fosters:Australia::Buweisser:America Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat *hic* at September 20, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI) On my second one now. Tell me about it. I am pissing like a race horse. Which means I am drinking Bud light. Well fuck it. It's a gifted race horse

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 07:36 PM (RLdcX)

365
   Dinty Moore.  Been a camping staple for years. So many times we'd hit our campsite in pitch darkness and set up by headlight beams, and the first thing after was heat up 2 or 3 cans.

   Funny,we never eat the stuff otherwise.  Just camping.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 07:36 PM (SAMxH)

366 I think Motel 6 locations are usually well-priced and decent rooms.

Having said that... the last time I stayed at one (in Blythe, California), I didn't have the guts to turn back the blanket covers. I just slept in my sleeping bag on top of the bed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:37 PM (xY8+2)

367 Drinking a case and "being fine" is not reality.  I've tried it.  My then-37-year-old-hardened-alcoholic-liver took in twenty beers and then crashed hard.

Nothing in the system other than "Lawnmower Beer".  Noon-to-midnight+, with a small water-break in-between.

The next day was soooo wrecked that I couldn't drive home for hours.

If you're telling the truth?  You need help.


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:37 PM (lq3Ak)

368 and get wicked hiccups, that's always fun!! Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 11:33 PM (vgd4f) That's an official fetish, you know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:37 PM (qyfb5)

369 Peter Gabriel's best music came out when he was dressing like a flower Hmmm, best pg written song has to be a lamb lies down on broadway

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:37 PM (XruKb)

370 360, qdpsteve, of course, I'm always jealous of moron meetups

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:37 PM (vgd4f)

371 Dinty Moore. Been a camping staple for years. So many times we'd hit our campsite in pitch darkness and set up by headlight beams, and the first thing after was heat up 2 or 3 cans. Funny,we never eat the stuff otherwise. Just camping. Posted by: irongrampa -------------------- Pour in a little cheap red wine..., voila! Done it mean times when camping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

372 365 Dinty Moore. Been a camping staple for years. So many times we'd hit our campsite in pitch darkness and set up by headlight beams, and the first thing after was heat up 2 or 3 cans. Funny,we never eat the stuff otherwise. Just camping. Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 11:36 PM (SAMxH) How can you eat that? It looks like dog food.

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 07:38 PM (RLdcX)

373 Done it mean times when camping. Posted by: Mike Hammer ---------------- Uh..., 'many times...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

374 sounda gooda lou's a girl, will keep you posted.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:39 PM (xY8+2)

375 Though if you really wanted to get something going use an ice cube and a wristrocket and ping the vents above the grad student rooms.

"That was too high."
"More to the left."
"Up a bit and to the right."
*pong*
"Dead on...get another."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 07:39 PM (gmoEG)

376 bent steel undergoes compression on the inside of the bend radius and tension on the outside. 

The outside of the radius develops micro-fractures as a result of the bending process.

These micro-fractures become larger over time as O2 works its way into them and tiny microscopic areas of corrosion form.  Eventually, the steel's elastic deformation characteristics can be changed.  Elastic deformation = springy; inelastic = bendy.

On lagrer items, that tension and micro-fracture process can be controlled somewhat by things like shot-peening (which puts the surface layers back under compression).

Carol Smith's race car building book "Engineer To Win" has some pretty good explanations of "why shit breaks" that a layman can understand.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 07:39 PM (9MLX+)

377 Fosters is for Export only. I don't think they sell it in Austrailia, if they do it is rebranded not 100% on this though

Posted by: Crocadile DunDee at September 20, 2013 07:39 PM (/g+je)

378 IG - Did you get the Thermoquad rebuilt today? I Only ask because i've mentioned twice that I was going to get my circulator pump rebuilt 'tomorrow', and it hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

379

Foster's..........cheap Australian beer.

Samuel Jackson beer, I'll get ya drunk!

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:40 PM (RwArq)

380 357 The first time I was in Australia I tried to buy a round of fosters for the house They informed me only tourists drink it They drink Victoria bitters Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:34 PM (XruKb) A few years ago I had my roof replaced. There were about five Mexicans who worked for about 12 hours on it. They were probably illegal, but whatever. They worked their asses off all day long. As they were finishing up I went out and bought a case of Corona to give them. That's more expensive than the beer I normally drink. Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants. So I may have unintentionally insulted them.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

381 377. They sell it there Only locals won't drink it

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:41 PM (XruKb)

382 356 She came back. I gave her more. Then she went away.

I am SUCH a loser. I mean, WHOA. I should buy a t-shirt that says "Warning, Loser."

Posted by: Null at September 20, 2013 11:33 PM (xjpRj)



You should get such a shirt for your cat, then point and laugh half the time she comes to you for more chicken. Gotta use that pimp hand, yo!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 07:41 PM (T1005)

383 "...Dinty Moore.
Posted by: irongrampa

We'd throw cans of soup/stew right into the fire.  There was also the old "hobo dinner", which involved tin-foil, meat, (whatever), diced potatoes, cheese and vegetable(s).

I've been "Primitive Camper" for twenty years.  The only thing we "needed" was batteries for the Heavy Metal Jamz that we "couldn't live without".

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:41 PM (lq3Ak)

384 Peter Gabriel's best music came out when he was dressing like a flower Hmmm, best pg written song has to be a lamb lies down on broadway Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:37 PM (XruKb) Their best stuff was the stuff with Steve Hackett fully participating.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 07:41 PM (Vk2pI)

385 368 Merovign, shit, thought I was fetish -free. Oh well could be worse, yeah, not going there

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:41 PM (vgd4f)

386 >>>Abacab was their best by far bar none

Wouldn't quite agree (Selling England and Trick Of The Tail are superior), but it's in their top three and my god is it ever a great album.  Proof positive that Genesis didn't suddenly just start to 'suck' when they started transitioning out of their high prog stuff.  I'm pretty sure "Keep It Dark" is a favorite of Ace's, actually.  Me, I think "No Reply At All" and "Me And Sarah Jane" are where it's at.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:42 PM (n/+FT)

387 369 Peter Gabriel's best music came out when he was dressing like a flower

Hmmm, best pg written song has to be a lamb lies down on broadway

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:37 PM (XruKb)



Can't argue with that first line.....but I'll go "all in" for "Supper's Ready".

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 07:42 PM (T1005)

388

My dad told me about a small town sheriff who dealt with a serial drive by mooner with a wrist wrocket.

In fact it was claimed you could hear the screams 100 yards away....

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:42 PM (RwArq)

389 I do not believe that, so long as the elastic limit of the metal is not exceeded, it will loose it's elasticity. By way of example, valve springs in some engines remain under compression for very long periods of time, and do suffer in consequence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:43 PM (aDwsi)

390 374 qdpsteve, Thanks!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 07:43 PM (vgd4f)

391 A few years ago I had my roof replaced. There were about five Mexicans who worked for about 12 hours on it. They were probably illegal, but whatever. They worked their asses off all day long. As they were finishing up I went out and bought a case of Corona to give them. That's more expensive than the beer I normally drink. Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants. So I may have unintentionally insulted them. Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 11:40 PM (sdi6R) From experience, I can attest that there is no better way to endear yourself to physical day-laborers who really work their butts off than to offer them high quality beer. Better even still if you invite them to drink with you. Beer, is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: The Soused Hat at September 20, 2013 07:43 PM (Vk2pI)

392 rickl: I am (or was, we've had some heated political disagreements lately) a friend of Gustavo Arellano, who writes the "Ask A Mexican!" column for Village Voice Media.

Anyway, he supposedly gets asked Mexican booze questions all the time. As I recall, he says the stuff Mexis really like is mezcal or tequila, especially Corralejo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:44 PM (xY8+2)

393 Speaking of bears, I had me a bear encounter of sorts today. Put the dog in the truck, and drove off this wellsite, and took an access road that leads to a bunch of my prior ones. Decided to take the first lease road on the right, go the lease, park and wander there. No sooner I turn the corner, than I spot a guy in camo sitting on a pile of logs. I got out of the truck and asked him if he was in need of help or anything. Turns out he's bear hunting. So I said, "Well, I don't need to be going down that road, now, so I will go elsewhere." Backed out to the main road, drove another couple hundred yards, and what do I see on the edge of the next lease road? Big, fat black bear, lookin' right at me. So, into reverse, shoot back up the hill, over to the hunter. "Buddy, I just saw your bear. Right at the entrance to the next lease road on the left." He clambered down from the log pile, and thanked me for the tip, and suggested I was probably now OK to go walking in the first area I'd picked, and I was fine with that. So drove ahead the short distance into the lease, parked, and the dog and I wandered around a while.


Soon, I heard a shot. I waited a few minutes, didn't hear any more, and called the dog to the truck, and we drove to the next lease road. The hunter was walking along the road with his rifle, peering intently into the bush. So he had either missed or just wounded the critter. Obviously, he'd seen enough of it to take a shot at it, so he knew I hadn't been BS'ing him.


Anyway, I drove onward, to the well I'd done last month, and on the way, had to pull to the shoulder to let a tank truck pass. Right where a narrow cut line crossed the road. And standing in that cutline, about 50 yards away, was a young cow moose. I got a picture of her. All in all, a fine diversion for a Friday afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 07:44 PM (8Fl6F)

394 do suffer in consequence. Posted by: Mike Hammer '...do *not* suffer..'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

395 Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants. So I may have unintentionally insulted them. Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 11:40 PM (sdi6R) 'cultural situational awareness' very important stuff righ there like don't call someone who speak arabic a 'maniac' they really don't like that, I'm not sure what it even means

Posted by: Crocadile DunDee at September 20, 2013 07:44 PM (/g+je)

396 >>>Their best stuff was the stuff with Steve Hackett fully participating.

Hackett really did bring something magical to the group, and the album where he was most prominent does uncoincidentally happen to be their best: Selling England.  (He wrote the music to "I Know What I Like" and "After The Ordeal," as well as the middle section of "Dancing With The Moonlit Knight."  And of course who can forget that epic solo on "Firth Of Fifth.") 

On the other hand, Wind And Wuthering (the last Hackett album) is pretty godawful by Genesis standards.  A couple good ones on there ("Blood On The Rooftops," "Eleventh Earl Of Mar," "Your Own Special Way") but the rest is a pretty weak attempt to repeat the success of A Trick Of The Tail.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:44 PM (n/+FT)

397 387. Hmmmm It's a good one 386. My fav off the album is no reply then the title track

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:45 PM (XruKb)

398 Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants.

Corona's US rep is one of the biggest marketing coups ever accomplished.  Yea, in Mexico, its strictly low rent piss water for the campesinos.  I figured that out on a trip down into Baja in the 80's. 

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 07:45 PM (9MLX+)

399 *Jumps in Arizona's Hot Tub*

If you didn't want this?

...you should have won the game, bitches.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:45 PM (lq3Ak)

400 Alberta Oil Peon, where are you working?

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 07:45 PM (jt8G9)

401 @  378

    Yeah, Mike I did.  Rinsed hell out of it with hot water and blew it dry with air.

   For once, I found a TQ without a warped plastic top. Really looks nice now, this weekend it will go on the 1980 Gran Fury cop car.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 07:45 PM (SAMxH)

402 What happened to CA, Reagan was governor in the 1960s? Was it all the illegals? What killed off that state & my state of MA? Posted by: CarolT CA is a case of a prosperous country and a whole lotta lefties picking up and moving West. Now the rest of the country complains of Californians moving into the other states. They shouldn't. We're just returning the favor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 20, 2013 07:46 PM (ligos)

403 Merovign, shit, thought I was fetish -free. Oh well could be worse, yeah, not going there Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 11:41 PM (vgd4f) Hey, as fetishes go, hiccups has to be one of the least creepy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:46 PM (qyfb5)

404 By the way, you want to hear one of the most amazing live performances Genesis ever gave?  Here's Phil Collins doing "Ripples" from the Duke tour in 1980.  It's AMAZING, utterly destroys the original album version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hJOCEySHE

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:46 PM (n/+FT)

405 Jeff B.: "No Reply at All" is the song that first turned me on to Genesis.

I could (and still do) really relate to it. Trying to get through to some women is...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:46 PM (xY8+2)

406 Camp food?  The Youth Camp canoe trips were great for that.  Get up on a rainy morning and get the fire going again as best.  Make pancakes while some one else holds the umbrella or tarp because the wood smell cannot be beat as a spice or mosquito repellant.  Toss the cooked ones into the cooler and keep going as teh kids pack all up and into the canoes.

Pancakes are finger food.

"Shut up - here's your two. PB&J bread-balls are lunch."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 07:47 PM (gmoEG)

407 391 A few years ago I had my roof replaced. There were about five Mexicans who worked for about 12 hours on it. They were probably illegal, but whatever. They worked their asses off all day long.

As they were finishing up I went out and bought a case of Corona to give them. That's more expensive than the beer I normally drink.

Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants. So I may have unintentionally insulted them.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 11:40 PM (sdi6R)


From experience, I can attest that there is no better way to endear yourself to physical day-laborers who really work their butts off than to offer them high quality beer. Better even still if you invite them to drink with you.

Beer, is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: The Soused Hat at September 20, 2013 11:43 PM (Vk2pI)



One of the things I learned from my dad while we were building houses, was if there were workmen on your job, walk around and offer 'em waters and sodas throughout the day, and maybe have coffee and donuts in the morning -- 'cause if they ate your food and drank your drinks, they weren't going to screw stuff up and just cover it over....they'd make it right.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 07:47 PM (T1005)

408 >>>And I wonder how many AOSers know: Genesis' song "Anything She Does" (which was a minor hit in 1986) is written from the point of view of a man obsessed with one of his porno pin-ups.

And "Mama" is written either from the point of view of a baby about to be aborted, or a guy obsessed with a hooker, depending on who you ask in the band.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:47 PM (n/+FT)

409

Hunting legend:

 

My father talked about a city slicker who shot a mule deer.......minus the deer.

 

Yes, he shot a mule and thought it was a deer. The game warden searched high and low, but no one reported a missing mule. The guy was from Chicago...aka Chi-raq.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:47 PM (RwArq)

410 I only read the blog for the absolutely positive solutions to overwhelming world problems. Got no time for all this idle chitchat about beer and beef stew and bent steel. So, I'll be back in the morning when the Serious Business You Guys gets done. ::Link flutters out of his pocket on his way out:: http://stuartgalbraithiv.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/welch-1.jpg

Posted by: mindful webworker - tired, tired again at September 20, 2013 07:47 PM (U13jb)

411 On the other hand, Wind And Wuthering (the last Hackett album) is pretty godawful by Genesis standards. A couple good ones on there ("Blood On The Rooftops," "Eleventh Earl Of Mar," "Your Own Special Way") but the rest is a pretty weak attempt to repeat the success of A Trick Of The Tail. Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 11:44 PM (n/+FT) At that point, his writing was being purposefully kept out of the bands album (I think he got a song in on the E.P. Spot the Pigeon), which is why he quit.

Posted by: The Genesis Hat at September 20, 2013 07:48 PM (Vk2pI)

412 Now the rest of the country complains of Californians moving into the other states. They shouldn't. We're just returning the favor. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2013 11:46 PM (ligos) It ain't the fault of anybody but the locusts. And they're everywhere, all the time. They only swarm where there's prosperity, until it's gone, and then they move on. But they leave enough behind to swarm again if prosperity should return.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 20, 2013 07:49 PM (qyfb5)

413 Cthulhu, I always do that because it's polite. No ulterior hope.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 07:49 PM (jt8G9)

414 Check the side of a corona bottle for the city it's distributed from I'll give you a hint.....2-0

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:50 PM (XruKb)

415 Slapweasel, #399, I have a weasel for you...

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:50 PM (RwArq)

416 Oh by the way, one more reason for Morons to love Genesis: they wrote a song so gleefully offensive and un-PC that it's literally inconceivable that it would be released today -- "Illegal Alien."  And it's a catchy fucking tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Nwh7f5cxE

Seriously, listen to that shit, you'll never get the chorus out of your head.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:52 PM (n/+FT)

417

I have fond memories of Genesis I Can't Dance album. I was stationed in the UK when it came out. Yes, it was very pop and the songs that were on the radio weren't the best ones. Fading Light was great. Invisible Touch came out while I was in high school so that one I like too for nostalgia reasons. I think I have all of Genesis catalog on CD. Not sure and I'm at work so I can't check

Posted by: puddleglum at September 20, 2013 07:52 PM (8SsiG)

418 IG - Well, good. What engine?? But now I am the only procrastinator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:52 PM (aDwsi)

419 Alberta Oil Peon, where are you working?

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 11:45 PM (jt8G9)


Not very far from Edson, Alberta. And that is roughly half way between Edmonton and Jasper, which I know you know, but others may not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 07:52 PM (8Fl6F)

420 Yes, he shot a mule and thought it was a deer. The game warden searched high and low, but no one reported a missing mule. The guy was from Chicago...aka Chi-raq. Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 11:47 PM (RwArq) my pops was on a hunting trip in Colorado in the 1950's and somebody shot a Hereford steer and then put his deer tag on it...... the city mouse v. country mouse has been going on a long time

Posted by: Crocadile DunDee at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (/g+je)

421 Jeff B.: Alls I knows is, Genesis gets eternal credit from me for having the un-PC audacity to record "Illegal Alien" -- and release it as a single!

Three rich British guys trying to sound Mexican. Oh boy. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (xY8+2)

422 Other cooking?  We were returning to home port on an old 44' Coast Guard MLB.  The sloppy joes were in a freezer bag wrapped in aluminum foil and bungeed to the manifold of one of the diesels.  Warmed up right nice, they did.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (gmoEG)

423 "Slapweasel, #399, I have a weasel for you... "
Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale

You had enough pitching to shut that shit down.  It never materialized.  Now you're bitching about "what could have been".

Look at Washington.  It could have been worse.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (lq3Ak)

424 >>>At that point, his writing was being purposefully kept out of the bands album (I think he got a song in on the E.P. Spot the Pigeon), which is why he quit.

Yup, and it's a shame because his contributions to the band around that time were great ("Entangled," "Blood On The Rooftops") and his solo albums from that period (Voyage Of The Acolyte, Please Don't Touch) are extremely good.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (n/+FT)

425 416. I thought illegal alien was Phil Collins after he went solo

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (XruKb)

426 Weapons grade stupid was teh water balloon slingshot we had in our dorm. Best was at night, the intersection where you drew back when someone went under the tree and launched when that person stepped away from the tree into the street. The balloon and he would meet in the intersection. Of course it was hard to say who you were going to hit. We hit a very large member of the university football team and some of his friends one night. For the second time. The balloons went down the incenerator and we scattered on the floor. There were some hulkish yet damp people walking about soon afterwards. Fortunately we shot from a room that was both unlit and unoccupied that spring night and the roars of rage from the "target range" sobered us faster than medical science would credit. 'Never enrage a Big Ten first string linebacker' was something that I still have in my wise sayings. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet heh, it is a quirk of fate that those things did not result in serious injury, jail or worse. we were "slingint it out with the neighboring dorm one night, I jumped out from behind a sign to hold one end of our sling and was hit squre in the chest with a water balloon. it did not knock me over but I would have sworn it exited via my back. if I think about it I can feel it still. I think that is the hardest I have ever been hit with anything. of course we responded with balloons filled with mustard and other yellow colored liquids and carried the day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

427 Get pissed at Miguel Montero, not The Los Angeles Dodgers.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:54 PM (lq3Ak)

428 419 Alberta Oil Peon, where are you working? Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 11:45 PM (jt8G9) Not very far from Edson, Alberta. And that is roughly half way between Edmonton and Jasper, which I know you know, but others may not. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 11:52 PM (8Fl6F) --- I ask because my niece is working in the Patch. Some safety company out of Drayton.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 07:54 PM (jt8G9)

429 Dang, Jeff B. beat me to it on "Illegal Alien."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:54 PM (xY8+2)

430 Asking a dodgers fan to show some class is like asking a leftist school teacher not to molest a student-a waste of time. They don't know what the definiton of the word class means.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:54 PM (RwArq)

431 Evening all. Just set up two days at the range(s) Yeah, this weekend will be fun.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 07:55 PM (LpbKr)

432 409 Yes, he shot a mule and thought it was a deer.

Breaking News...mules suffer from anorexia too.

Posted by: Splunge at September 20, 2013 07:55 PM (bKA83)

433 >>>I thought illegal alien was Phil Collins after he went solo

Nope.  It's from their self-titled album in 1983.  The same one that has "Mama" and "That's All" (aka "it's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all) and "Home By The Sea" and "Just A Job To Do," etc.

That's their last truly great record, IMO.  The next two discs (Invisible Touch and We Can't Dance) each have some good songs but are significantly weaker.  I pretend that Calling All Stations doesn't exist.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 07:55 PM (n/+FT)

434 Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is classic. Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging was what was running in my mind during both of Prezzy Fuckwads innaugerations. I had to work both of them.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 20, 2013 07:55 PM (8SsiG)

435 Nope It was genesis

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:56 PM (XruKb)

436 valve springs in some engines remain under compression for very long periods of time, and do suffer in consequence.

Much larger diameter than mag springs though.  The severity of fracture formation is directly related to bend radius (ex. a piece of 1/16" spring steel music wire sharply bent ~90 degrees or so, loses almost 70% of its unbent strength).

And...valve springs live their whole life covered with an oil film that prevents gaseous O2 from finding its way into any micro-fractures that were created during manufacturing.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 07:56 PM (9MLX+)

437 Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants. interestingly, 90 percent of mexicans aspire to move up into the peasant class so they can afford corona beer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 07:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

438 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2013 11:46 PM (ligos)

I had an elderly customer once back when I was a tech for PacBell.  He was telling me how California was paradise until TV came along, and then all the liberal Northeasterners starting moving there and ruined it. 

I asked him if by the advent of TV causing the destruction he meant people moving there to become TV or movie stars. 

He said, "No, it started when they started putting the Rose Bowl parade on TV.  There's all those people ass-deep in snow on January 1st, watching all of us out here in shorts, sandals, and sunshine.  And they came here and destroyed this state."

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2013 07:56 PM (T7XIT)

439 There's a Christmas DC meetup???

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 07:56 PM (LpbKr)

440 413 Cthulhu, I always do that because it's polite. No ulterior hope.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 11:49 PM (jt8G9)



OK, you could also phrase it: "if you show 'em respect and care, they're unlikely to resent your attitude so much that they'll bury little mistakes instead of making 'em right. But whether you start at one side or the other, it makes life work better.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 07:57 PM (T1005)

441 Not very far from Edson, Alberta. And that is roughly half way between Edmonton and Jasper, which I know you know, but others may not. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -------------- Hmmm. Evokes a strain from Ian Tyson 'Think I'll go to Alberta.., weather's good there in the Fall' Four Strong Winds

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

442

Slapweasel, I would have been okay with voctorious pelvic thrusts by the Dodgers-even if synchronized no less. Them being douchebags (by jumping into the pool) and then supporting it only makes you a douchebag by extension.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 07:57 PM (RwArq)

443
   @  418

    5.9 liter, or 360 cid.  They didn't use the 440 after 76.

     Even so, the car has a surprising amount of snot for the engine size.

      Sorta tempted to make an offer.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 07:57 PM (SAMxH)

444 Alberta - Hey..., found it YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjfTDPhMdTk

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 07:58 PM (aDwsi)

445 "That's All" is a good song, but obviously a retread of "No Reply at All."

Genesis were a great band, but IMHO the mark of a truly incredible band is the ability to retread the same song... and make the copies still sound original and fresh.

The most classic example: The Kinks' "You Really Got Me" and "All Day and All of the Night." They're the SAME song, yet both are classics than can each stand on their own.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 07:58 PM (xY8+2)

446 I wonder what it would be like if the ONT was podcasted?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 07:58 PM (/9IC1)

447 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 11:53 PM (gmoEG) A hotel iron on a foil wrapped Outback steak is fine eating!

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 07:59 PM (LpbKr)

448 It cracks me up that when I was playing (poorly) in my band in the 80's I always said that mike Rutherford was one of my inspirations and people were like who?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 07:59 PM (08XBV)

449 We don't have a safety hand on location here, because there is no risk of sour gas, and it's less than 30 minutes to the nearest hospital.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 07:59 PM (8Fl6F)

450 "Asking a dodgers fan to show some class is like asking a leftist school teacher not to molest a student-a waste of time. They don't know what the definiton of the word class means."
Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale

Now you're just "projecting".  I see your "pissed" and raise you one "Cleveland Browns fan" -->  Me.

I've renounced The Hole.  I will no longer refer to them by their League nomenclature.

I've burned the old jerseys.  They are Dead To Me.

...they are "The Hole"

Go Texans! 

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 07:59 PM (lq3Ak)

451 The last song on Inivisible Touch was awsome. An instrumental (The Brazilian). Very 80's!!

Posted by: puddleglum at September 20, 2013 07:59 PM (8SsiG)

452 ..."you're" pissed, even. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:00 PM (lq3Ak)

453 The announcers of the Os game just made a funny. Announcer 1 "those of you still with us can be proud to know you're now part of the longest Os game, by time, all season" Announcer 2 "I'm happy to share it with you Gary" Announcer 1 (apparently named Gary) " Don't lie to me" LOL!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2013 08:00 PM (jt8G9)

454 RWC: you could coat ANYTHING in as much butter as Outback slathers on their steaks, and it'll taste good. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:00 PM (xY8+2)

455 446 I wonder what it would be like if the ONT was podcasted? Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 11:58 PM (/9IC1) Just a touch less slurring than a Boehner press conference.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:00 PM (LpbKr)

456 >>>Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is classic. Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging was what was running in my mind duringboth ofPrezzy Fuckwadsinnaugerations. I had to work both of them.

Believe it or not, that was my first introduction to non-pop Genesis.  (I had bought Abacab, Invisible Touch and We Can't Dance as a kid and then immediately discarded them upon reaching high school and deciding that Phil Collins was 'uncool'.)  I found it in a remainder bin and bought it, thinking "well shit this looks pretty ambitious and arty, probably one of those famous double albums."

Man, it threw me for a loop when I first tried to absorb it.  Now I adore it (even though there's a bit of filler on it, stuff like "Raven" and "Silent Sorrow"), but it remains a magnificently weird, fucked-up difficult record.  "Back In N.Y.C." is just one of those riffs you have to sit back and marvel at: violently hard rock in 7/8 time, and driven by keyboard not guitar.  Beautifully ugly stuff.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:01 PM (n/+FT)

457 Not an Outback hater, though. Hoping they still have their steak and all-you-can-eat shrimp when I get paid again next month.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:01 PM (xY8+2)

458

Slapweasel, let me put it this way.

Leftists rejoiced at the persecution of Conservatives by their fellow leftists in the IRS.

Celebrating what the dodgers did because it's "your team" that did it is no different.

 

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:01 PM (RwArq)

459 So, I'm throwing together a blog post involving Gell-Mann, those textbooks that rewrite the 2nd Amendment, and how John Dewey was the most evil American to have ever livedÂ… and I was reminded of this excellent speach by MEP Daniel Hannen who talks about the Anglo-sphere and its unique genius. It is especially true when you consider that its greatest virtues lead to the United States. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF5bGlbvmt8 Frankly, he puts it better than I ever could. Definitely worth listening too.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 08:01 PM (Vk2pI)

460 IG - Good low end torque. Different than sewing machine motors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

461 453 RWC: you could coat ANYTHING in as much butter as Outback slathers on their steaks, and it'll taste good. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 12:00 AM (xY8+2) The best broccoli, errr, butter I ever had.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:02 PM (LpbKr)

462 >>>"That's All" is a good song, but obviously a retread of "No Reply at All."

Huh, I don't hear the similarities at all.  Now you want obvious retread?  "Paperlate" is a transparent retread of "No Reply At All."  Although that might be the wrong term since they were recorded at the same album sessions ("Paperlate" was released on an EP and as a single one year later).

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:02 PM (n/+FT)

463 Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 11:57 PM (RwArq)

You are a form of Weasel.  You've been "told".  Consider your whiny-ass, (on the same side as John McCain), Slapped.

...deal with it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:02 PM (lq3Ak)

464 5.9 liter, or 360 cid. They didn't use the 440 after 76.

Even so, the car has a surprising amount of snot for the engine size.

Sorta tempted to make an offer.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 11:57 PM

Probably the Interceptor package which meant it didn't have the shit required to make a 360 put out less than an old Slant 6

Nowadays a 360 will put out 425 hp, some up to 500hp

Hyundai and Kia have a 1.6 liter turbocharged 4 banger that puts out 275 hp

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 08:02 PM (/9IC1)

465 ONT was podcasted?

a Twitchy'fied summary of the high/low points the next day might be interesting...

Huge amount of work though.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 08:03 PM (9MLX+)

466 The teaching of Marxism begins in first grade and goes through graduate school.  I'm from the "old school" so I didn't bump into it until I was a Freshman in college in 1963.  My college professor were proud to be communist.  kids that are 17-18 years old are not going to question their professors no matter what they said or did.  They are too afraid of needing a passing grade.  Since my parents live through the depression and the Second World war, I knew more history than my professors.  All they knew was FDR was God, and if he were still alive, they would still be voting for him.  As for "Uncle Joe" he was one of their "good guys".

Posted by: burt at September 20, 2013 08:03 PM (1+kJ5)

467 That's a good song, Mike. Ian and Sylvia split the sheets a looong time ago, and he is still performing a little. Lives in Turner Valley, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2013 08:03 PM (8Fl6F)

468 OK, another Tang story. I used to have a crazy and extremely cheap uncle who, when "entertaining," would serve something he called "Whang." It was made of cheap red wine (the kind that comes in a box) and Tang. It was every bit as horrible as it sounds.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 20, 2013 08:04 PM (izCt9)

469 There's all those people ass-deep in snow on January 1st, watching all of us out here in shorts, sandals, and sunshine. And they came here and destroyed this state." Posted by: Country Singer I wouldn't argue with the gent. Weather and geography are the two best features of CA. I love this state but too many dipshits do as well. Sigh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 20, 2013 08:04 PM (ligos)

470 Not an Outback hater, though. Hoping they still have their steak and all-you-can-eat shrimp when I get paid again next month. Posted by: qdpsteve a while ago I went to an ayce shrimp thing in the nyc red lobster. not a good idea. food was awful, restaurant was a dump, service sucked. only interesting thing was the it is the only restaurant I have ever been too which actually had cops, real nypd with guns, not meter maids, posted inside the restaurant just in case something went down. apparently they have cops in there from noon on nearly every day. yay!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

471 Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 11:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yeah.  One time we were getting 'mirrored' by some guys who took their room mirror off the wall and was using it to light up our floor, so we responded with water balloons.  It all stopped when we actually broke the window next to them.

Fun and games and all of that.

Hitting the dorm's "Outdoor Picnic' in a patch of dirt in only three shots was pure, indescribable, hilarious (for us) luck.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:04 PM (gmoEG)

472 Are we still 'messing' with the great orator?

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:04 PM (LpbKr)

473 438 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2013 11:46 PM (ligos)

I had an elderly customer once back when I was a tech for PacBell. He was telling me how California was paradise until TV came along, and then all the liberal Northeasterners starting moving there and ruined it.

I asked him if by the advent of TV causing the destruction he meant people moving there to become TV or movie stars.

He said, "No, it started when they started putting the Rose Bowl parade on TV. There's all those people ass-deep in snow on January 1st, watching all of us out here in shorts, sandals, and sunshine. And they came here and destroyed this state."

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2013 11:56 PM (T7XIT)



Hmmm....I've been here since '62, and I remember my folks getting a color TV.....and it was some time after that that things decidedly went south. In fact, I'd have to say that the process hit the gas pedal during the time Rose Bird was on the Supreme Court ('77-'87). Throwing her off in '87 didn't help, as the tide had been turned.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:04 PM (T1005)

474 FACT: The best song on Invisible Touch is actually "Throwing It All Away."  Sure it's a poppy love song, but if all poppy love songs sounded like that then I would enjoy listening to poppy love songs a whole hell of a lot more. 

I really can't stand the title track.  And "Land Of Confusion" is one of those songs I loved as a kid but find way too "Eighties" sounding now.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:05 PM (n/+FT)

475

I expect any team I support to show some decorum. If they do not, they ae not my team-period.

 

So say the D-Backs won and jumped into the pool. I would be just as unhappy. Being happy over winning? Understandable. Rubbing the other team's nose in it? Disgusting.

I guess I am old school....

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:05 PM (RwArq)

476 Jeff B.: hmm, will have to check that out. In fairness, I haven't heard "Paperlate" in years. Never gets played on KLOS anymore. :-)

Have you ever played fun's song "Some Nights" (a fairly new song) next to the Little River Band's 1970s classic "Help Is On Its Way"? I swear, they're eerily similar IMHO. They just have different singing styles thrust in front of the melody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:05 PM (xY8+2)

477 Be forewarned: tomorrow's ONT is going to be all about King Crimson.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:06 PM (n/+FT)

478 There's all those people ass-deep in snow on January 1st, watching all of us out here in shorts, sandals, and sunshine. And they came here and destroyed this state." Posted by: Country Singer any da ass deep in snow is better than any day on a beach. besides, real men wear shorts in the snow, though never sandals - cause real men do not wear sandals.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

479 456 Not an Outback hater, though. Hoping they still have their steak and all-you-can-eat shrimp when I get paid again next month. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 12:01 AM (xY8+2) Damn. Forgot about the shrimp. Thanks for planning my day tomorrow!

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:06 PM (LpbKr)

480 398 Much later I was told that Mexicans regard Corona as beer for peasants. Corona's US rep is one of the biggest marketing coups ever accomplished. Yea, in Mexico, its strictly low rent piss water for the campesinos. I figured that out on a trip down into Baja in the 80's. Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 20, 2013 11:45 PM (9MLX+) So I should have just bought them Yuengling Chesterfield Ale, which I like and is what I normally drink. If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for them. Lesson learned. I probably won't need to get my roof replaced again for a few more decades, though.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2013 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

481 heheh eh heh... "thrust"... heheh eh eheh

Posted by: beavis at September 20, 2013 08:07 PM (9gNQd)

482 Jeff B., "Throwing It All Away" is probaby the song that stands up best from Invisible Touch after all these years, I agree.

One of the things I found funny about the flick "American Psycho:" said lead character (played by Christian Bale) babbling on and on and on and on and on about the "artistry" of Invisible Touch as if it were a work of Shakespeare.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:07 PM (xY8+2)

483 464- burt: re communism interesting thing about the paradigm shift the US Govt has undergone. Whereas once when you had to get a security clearance, being a communist or having commie sympathies was a no no. Now the question regarding communism is nowhere to be found on a background investigation form. I haven't seen that question since filling out my ROTC paperwork in the late 90s.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 20, 2013 08:07 PM (0SmH0)

484

Slapweasel, I would have been okay with voctorious pelvic thrusts by the Dodgers-even if synchronized no less. Them beingdouchebags (by jumping into the pool)and then supportingit only makes you a douchebag by extension.

--------------

 

What.  The.  Hell.

 

Seriously.  Who peed in your cornflakes?  The Dodgers jumped into a swimming pool.  It's a pool of water, designed to contain people who want to get wet.  Which, apparently, some of the Dodgers wanted to do.  But from your reaction, you'd think they'd burned down Phoenix.

 

Posted by: junior at September 20, 2013 08:07 PM (wX+eD)

485 RWC: no problem. Just please share with us your review of the shrimp tomorrow night! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:07 PM (xY8+2)

486

@438 He
said, "No, it started when they started putting the Rose Bowl parade on
TV. There's all those people ass-deep in snow on January 1st, watching
all of us out here in shorts, sandals, and sunshine. And they came here
and destroyed this state."

-------------

 

It gets better.  It has been shown that, statistically, the skies are clear more often then they ought to be in Pasadena on New Years Day.

 

Posted by: junior at September 20, 2013 08:09 PM (wX+eD)

487 tomorrow's ONT is going to be all about King Crimson.

Hope they don't suck as hard as Wire

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 20, 2013 08:09 PM (d7tB2)

488 Hitting the dorm's "Outdoor Picnic' in a patch of dirt in only three shots was pure, indescribable, hilarious (for us) luck. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Y our come to our senses moment was after we had swiped all the garlic and pepper flake shakers from the local pizza parlor, shot them with our sling and nearly got nabbed by the campus cops for the resulting damage to cars and windows. hadda bury the sling.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

489 >>>Have you ever played fun's song "Some Nights" (a fairly new song) next to the Little River Band's 1970s classic "Help Is On Its Way"? I swear, they're eerily similar IMHO. They just have different singing styles thrust in front of the melody.

No I haven't, but that's because I'm appallingly checked out of modern music, with the exception of Radiohead (which I actually, erm...happen to be a rather renowned expert on in the Radiohead community, under a different identity obviously).  Other than Radiohead, the most 'recent' band I'm a serious fan of is Pavement, and they broke up in 1999!  It's sad, because I'm actually quite young...I just have grumpy old guy tastes for '60s/'70s/'80s music.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:09 PM (n/+FT)

490 "Celebrating what the dodgers did because it's "your team" that did it is no different."
Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale

#1.  That is not my dog.  (Pink Panther)  I'm an Indians fan.
#2.  You're getting whiny and asking for more attention that you're worth.
#3.  Baseball "etiquette" says nothing about your whiny-ness.
#4.  I'm done talking about it, but I'm not pissed at you.  I've never had a reason to be pissed at you, as far as I'm concerned.

...I hope Arizona continues to improve.  They won a W.S. while I wait in Cleveland.  I hold no grudges versus N.L. Teams!

...fuck Baltimore.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:10 PM (lq3Ak)

491 480- Well, "she" did have an Invisible Touch! Actually that one and Land of Confusion were my fav on that album. If anyone cares, SiriusXM has a great 80s and New Wave station. Takes me back to 1986 when the only thing I had to worry about was death by thermonuclear annihilation!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 20, 2013 08:10 PM (0SmH0)

492 Jeff B.: all I know of King Crimson is the (very late) 1980s semi-sorta-hit "Sleepless." Great song, ahead of its time IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:10 PM (xY8+2)

493 That's funny Slappy cuz my Ravens call the Brownies "the hole " too, but I think that just the way we use 'em.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2013 08:10 PM (jt8G9)

494

 junior, so if I came to your house and pissed in your living room, you'd be ok with that?

Are you really that clueless?

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:10 PM (RwArq)

495 man it is barely 12, feels as if it should be 4.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

496 I really want to see some Yaya from Unbreakable Machine-Doll cosplay

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 08:11 PM (vJdyz)

497 its greatest virtues lead to the United States

The US was a pretty good experiment while it lasted.  I bet if you were to ask Adams or Hamilton, they'd say we lasted about 50 years longer than their wildest outside expectations.

The requirement for a reasonably well  informed, engaged, and literate populace proved optimistic though.

The American model can't survive with a nation full of high-function illiterates and sabotage from within. 

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 08:11 PM (9MLX+)

498 Damn. Forgot about the shrimp. Thanks for planning my day tomorrow! Posted by: RWC ------------------- My rule of thumb is, if I can't smell sea air, I don't order sea food.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 08:12 PM (aDwsi)

499 Radiohead is great too, probably the closest thing still existing today to a 1960s/70s/80s-style traditional rock band that puts out these weird long concepty things called "albums."

OK Computer is great, although I think a bit overpraised by this point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:12 PM (xY8+2)

500 >>>Hope they don't suck as hard as Wire

Didn't like them, eh?  Oh well, horses for courses I suppose.

The thing about King Crimson is that they were like four or five different bands, with the name and some of the players being the only connecting thread.  In The Court Of The Crimson King is obviously one of the most influential albums in rock history (it more or less invented prog rock as a genre) but I strongly prefer the more avant-garde and harder-edged '72-'74 version of the group, the Muir/Wetton/Cross/Bruford/Fripp lineup.  That was one of the greatest live groups of all time in terms of each of their concerts being worth hearing, but again it's probably not for everybody.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:12 PM (n/+FT)

501 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 12:07 AM (xY8+2) Will do. It's the perfect storm. Going to the range with my old gym buddy who loves to eat and then hit Outback afterwards. He'll make me look content compared to what he eats. A bit later I'll share a story of him and I and all you can eat. Gotta wait until the kids go to bee.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:13 PM (LpbKr)

502 regarding slings, i did see a commercial for some guy with something called a "pig-a-pult" he uses to throw barbecue sandwiches into the stands or something. should be adapted for community outreach to cair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

503 Bed.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:13 PM (LpbKr)

504 tomorrow's ONT is going to be all about King Crimson. Hope they don't suck as hard as Wire Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 21, 2013 12:09 AM (d7tB2) "In the Court of the Crimson King" was brilliant.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 08:13 PM (Vk2pI)

505 Posted by: Weirddave at September 21, 2013 12:10 AM (jt8G9)

You took our team and won a S.B.  Good for you and "our" H.O.F.'er Ozzie Newsome.

I no longer care for this pile of shit.  I left it all on the table for years.

My blood pressure is going to be much easier to deal with!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:13 PM (lq3Ak)

506 Didn't you hear about the two dogs used to guard Prince William were put down because he resigned from the RAF? No longer had a use for them.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 20, 2013 08:13 PM (T0Pku)

507 Posted by: burt at September 21, 2013 12:03 AM (1+kJ5)

We had those professors back in the '80's.  It was all "Just tell him what he wants to hear, get the grade, and go."

Though one time in a PoliSci class the prof was going off on Watergate and asked why we weren't outraged.  I ventured and said 'I was six then, I was more interested in my Matchbox cars.'

He stopped, kind of drew back, and said 'God, that makes me feel old.'  Or something like that.

It was funny then, but now...GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:14 PM (gmoEG)

508 Any Hum fans amongst the horde?

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 08:14 PM (ELdpj)

509

Tillikum, you're an idiot.

 

First off, nobody peed anywhere.  Except maybe some random guy into your cornflakes.

Second, the pool wasn't at a private residence.  It was the stadium pool.  If I owned the Rose Bowl, and a visiting football team decided to jump into the swimming pool thereat after winning the PAC-10 championship after they'd been asked not to jump into said pool, I suspect that the most I'd do is roll my eyes and make sure that there hadn't been any vandalism during the pool run (and there wasn't at the Diamondback Stadium pool).

 

Posted by: junior at September 20, 2013 08:14 PM (wX+eD)

510 And I'm completely out of the scene of today's music too. When I do catch something new and catchy, it's because it's getting played on (gasp) KOST here in Los Angeles.

That's how I discovered both "Some Nights" by fun and that weird song by Gotye, "Somebody I Used To Know." Thank God they have the guts to skip the Ambrosia songs and play something a tiny bit out-of-format every now and then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:14 PM (xY8+2)

511

Slapweasel

1) Supporting the actions of douchebags makes you a douchebag.

2) Fuck you, you classless shithead.

3) Anyone with any amount decency knows you are an asshole.

4) Yet you showed what a P.O.S. you are.

5) I'm not even a D-Backs fan, I simply take offense to losers like you with no life crapping on my state so you can feel like less of a loser.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:15 PM (RwArq)

512 Is anyone else seeing their posts disappear after refreshing the page?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 08:15 PM (/9IC1)

513 495- as long as the masses are contented with free bread (courtesy of you and me) and circuses, then our fates are sealed. Look at the throngs of people lining up for Grand Theft Auto 5. It grossed some obscene number of sales; I want to say a billion but it sounds so outrageous. And in this shitty economy no less! Does it matter that maybe Islamonazis might sneak a dirty bomb or God forbid actual nuclear device across our porous southern border and detonate it? No, not as long as I've got my Eye Phone 5 and latest Xbox game.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 20, 2013 08:16 PM (0SmH0)

514 >>>OK Computer is great, although I think a bit overpraised by this point.

Honestly -- although I never would have expected this back in the day when The Bends and OK Computer had come out and seemed like The Greatest Thing Ever -- Radiohead's '90s work really pales in comparison to what they did later.  The best band of the 1990s isn't Radiohead (although people often say this), it's actually Pavement.  Radiohead is the best band of the 2000sKid A, Amnesiac, Hail To The Thief, and especially In Rainbows (a miraculous late-career peak so unexpected that it feels like the equivalent of those steroid-enhanced late Barry Bonds seasons)...that's Radiohead's finest work.  The earlier stuff is still great, but it just seems a lot more boring by comparison.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:16 PM (n/+FT)

515 If I had to point at anything, I'd say it was the unseemly backlash against Prop 13, and the fact that lefties by-and-large got away with it. They had been incomprehensible asshats and weren't spanked! How......liberating!!!



'Cause then they started into the whole "thumb-in-the-eye-of-the-electorate" full-time, nonstop. Rose Bird practically ended capital punishment in the state -- which has a rich and long history out on the edge of the continent.....hell, I was doing a vacay in Mendocino and a shop-owner was talking about telling some jerk that he had a legal right to shoot him if he was messing with his filed mining claim.



And, like other bratty behavior, it just keeps getting worse so long as it isn't shut down -- and the courts have been pretty effective at keeping voter-approved shut-downs from actually taking effect.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:16 PM (T1005)

516 Is anyone else seeing their posts disappear after refreshing the page? Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, are you sure you wrote them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

517 My rule of thumb is, if I can't smell sea air, I don't order sea food. Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 21, 2013 12:12 AM (aDwsi) So? We'll pick up a lady of the night on 14th street. Problem solved. May have to roll the window down.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:17 PM (LpbKr)

518 The American model can't survive with a nation full of high-function illiterates and sabotage from within. Posted by: Purp --------------- "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." That by H.G Wells, whose birthday is today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 20, 2013 08:17 PM (aDwsi)

519 Well, will have to check out those too I guess Jeff B. Thank God for Rhapsody (they let you play stuff all the way through without having to buy/download). :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:17 PM (xY8+2)

520 Barack Obama has still never really sold the American people on anything but himself. For Obama supporters, the question has become frustrating and frequent: how can the man and the team who made a freshman senator the countryÂ’s first black president, and kept people with him despite Great Depression-level unemployment, have failed to truly turn public opinion around on a single difficult issue? Twice, they turned Candidate Obama into a movement. But they havenÂ’t been able to turn President Obama into more than an inclination.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at September 20, 2013 08:17 PM (e8kgV)

521

junior, you too are a P.O S.

You think beinbg a diuche is ok as long as you win. You are a part of what is wrong with America. When someone righteously kicks your ass for being a P.O.S. you will whine like a bitch and call the police on them for giving you what you deserve, ESAD.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:18 PM (RwArq)

522 where did Peaches go? Burrito run? Did she even sign off?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

523 Maybe I'm posting from another dimension now ... or Spock has a beard and Ace doesn't

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 08:18 PM (/9IC1)

524 When asked how she could support Obama’s Syrian policies but oppose Bush’s Iraq policies, she justified the contradiction by stating, “Bush, I just didn’t like him.” Hilarity would likely have ensued had the next question posed to this student been, "Why?"

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 20, 2013 08:19 PM (ItfcE)

525 488 ...fuck Baltimore. Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:10 AM (lq3Ak) --- The hell you say.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:19 PM (jt8G9)

526 508- the lead singer of Fun is the boyfriend of Ace's favorite actress/comedienne of all time, Lena Dunham! And that Gotye singer sounds like Sting. Am I right?

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 20, 2013 08:20 PM (0SmH0)

527 Holy crap, kbdabear, your posts are disappearing!

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2013 08:20 PM (T7XIT)

528 519 where did Peaches go? Burrito run? Did she even sign off? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2013 12:18 AM (Z9EHQ) Making me a sammich. PEACHES! Y5 HAS A QUESTION. She said hold on. Apologies Peaches. Please don't kill me.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:21 PM (LpbKr)

529 I don't think Tillikum is an idiot, but he's certainly NOT "Old School".  "Decorum" isn't anyone's domain, but jumping into a pool/hot tub seems more like a celebration to me.

Had one team "faced" another team On The Field?  You Throw At Them.  Mercilessly.  Repeatedly.  Hurtfully.

When a bunch of drinking, non-threatening, celebratory dudes say, "There's that pool/hot-tub in center!"

...You jump in it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:21 PM (lq3Ak)

530 502 tomorrow's ONT is going to be all about King Crimson.

Hope they don't suck as hard as Wire

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 21, 2013 12:09 AM (d7tB2)


"In the Court of the Crimson King" was brilliant.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 12:13 AM (Vk2pI)



"Discipline" and "Three of a Perfect Pair".

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:21 PM (T1005)

531 What cthulhu said. "Sleepless" sounds to me like it could have been recorded 20 years later.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:22 PM (xY8+2)

532 Night all, enjoy the weekend

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 20, 2013 08:22 PM (vgd4f)

533 Goodnight lou!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:23 PM (xY8+2)

534 "The hell you say."
  Posted by: Gingy

You heard me.  You took my team.  Indy took your team.  If you don't "get it"?

...Enjoy being the S.T.D. -Leader of North America.

pardon?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:23 PM (lq3Ak)

535

Says a P.O.S. like slapweasel.

Just another piece of garbage who says winning makes it ok.

Funny how such people will never do so face to face unless they have a group of buddies behind them to back them up.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:23 PM (RwArq)

536 507
Tillikum, you're an idiot.

First off, nobody peed anywhere. Except maybe some random guy into your cornflakes.
Second, the pool wasn't at a private residence. It was the stadium pool. If I owned the Rose Bowl, and a visiting football team decided to jump into the swimming pool thereat after winning the PAC-10 championship after they'd been asked not to jump into said pool, I suspect that the most I'd do is roll my eyes and make sure that there hadn't been any vandalism during the pool run (and there wasn't at the Diamondback Stadium pool).

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2013 12:14 AM (wX+eD)



I'm just going to weigh in and opine, apropos of nothing......were they wearing their spikes? I'd think that would be the diff between boisterous high-jinks and total douchebags.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:24 PM (T1005)

537 Although their politics were beyond smug and insufferable, another great 1980s song that IMHO was way ahead of its time was The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:24 PM (xY8+2)

538 night guys

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 20, 2013 08:25 PM (0SmH0)

539 Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 21, 2013 12:15 AM (RwArq)

Be a dick.  I'll pray for you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:25 PM (lq3Ak)

540

Slapweasel = needle dick who would whine like the bitch if it happened to his team. Just another no life loser who lives thru his team. Pathetic really.

 

 

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:26 PM (RwArq)

541 522 508- the lead singer of Fun is the boyfriend of Ace's favorite actress/comedienne of all time, Lena Dunham! And that Gotye singer sounds like Sting. Am I right?

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 21, 2013 12:20 AM (0SmH0)



"Gotye" sounds suspiciously like "goatse"....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:26 PM (T1005)

542 is there moron on moron violence? and I am not talking about the good sort involving spanking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

543 Agree re: The Smiths. Also The Queen is Dead is a nearly perfect album. Andrew Breitbart also agreed.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 08:28 PM (ELdpj)

544 Like the critics said, I have to admit: Gotye's voice is a good mix of Sting and Peter Gabriel.

Will be interesting to see if his career has staying power.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:28 PM (xY8+2)

545

Based on the adulation of Genesis displayed here it seems that many previously-closeted enjoyers of man-love have outed themselves

The words will make you out and out

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 08:28 PM (b7yum)

546 music sucks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

547 Time for the old folk.  Need to take a drive to our duck hunting spot tomorrow.


       Goodnite, good people.    Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2013 08:29 PM (SAMxH)

548 "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

That by H.G Wells, whose birthday is today.

You do know that he was one of those "Wave of the future run by unimpeachable technocrats from inside the underground-city-that-looks-just-like-living-in-the-mall-would-be-like" people, correct?

I don't think old H.G. would be a fun person, and be one of those that would ban beer in favor of a carrot and eggplant smoothie.  Although his 'Metropolis' would have much more light and air for the proles to labor in.

Mind you, an invincible dirigible of doom subjugating the world would be a completely awesome thing....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:29 PM (gmoEG)

549 "Gotye" sounds suspiciously like "goatse".... Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:26 AM (T1005) WTF is 'goatse?'

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:29 PM (LpbKr)

550 Y'know how, at a party, if there's two people yelling at each other nonstop, other people drift out of the room and it becomes a shitty party? Can Tillikum and junior maybe start using their "inside voice"?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:30 PM (T1005)

551 Thanks Lauren!

When I first heard "How Soon Is Now?" I was a newbie (and horrible) DJ at the college radio station at Long Beach City College, KLBC. Even then I couldn't help but notice how... different it sounded from everything else (this was in the heyday of synthesizer-driven new wave, 1984-85).

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:30 PM (xY8+2)

552 WTF is 'goatse?'

 

Posted by: RWC at September 21, 2013 12:29 AM

 

Image search. Do it. Do it, do it, do it...

Posted by: otho at September 20, 2013 08:31 PM (9gNQd)

553 'Night IG. Night lou. Night secret squirrel. Night johnboy.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:32 PM (LpbKr)

554 545 "Gotye" sounds suspiciously like "goatse"....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:26 AM (T1005)


WTF is 'goatse?'

Posted by: RWC at September 21, 2013 12:29 AM (LpbKr)



Please.....tell me you didn't just ask that.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:32 PM (T1005)

555 Difference is, Skippy, we didnt "take" your team at all. The " Browns" still ply their trade next to the cheerful flames of the Cuyahoga River, same colors, same name, same records. OTOH if I go to Canton I am treated to stories of the glories Johnny U racked up for Indianapolis. As to the rest, we haven't been the STD capital in a while. Why don't you come visit? We've got lots of wiling girls, you could singlehandedly catapult us back to #1.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2013 08:32 PM (jt8G9)

556

Having actually competed in sports, I was taught not to be a shithead.

Jr and slapweasel (appropriate name) clearly did not and were not.

Counseling is called for in their cases.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:32 PM (RwArq)

557 Image search. Do it. Do it, do it, do it...

Posted by: otho at September 21, 2013 12:31 AM (9gNQd)


this right here

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 08:33 PM (vJdyz)

558 531
Says a P.O.S. like slapweasel.
Just another piece of garbage who says winning makes it ok.
Funny how such people will never do so face to face unless they have a group of buddies behind them to back them up. Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale

I never said "Winning makes everything Okay".

You go to bed with your delusions of "Knowing Better", so lying about what I said makes everything okay.

I don't have a "group of anyone" who thinks what I say is "okay".

I should be "called out" on anything I say, just like anyone else.  You've driven this much too far, sir.

I've tried to "back off" and you seem to "Know More Than Me", so I give up.

I've been involved in MLB for well over twenty years.  You are entitled to you opinion and you can have it.

I've owned mine.  You own yours tomorrow morning.

-Goodnight, all.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:33 PM (lq3Ak)

559 Posted by: DAve at September 21, 2013 12:28 AM (b7yum)

Actually it reveals teh Moron Horde as comprising a lot of people who actually know who Martha Quinn was.

Demographics and all of that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:33 PM (gmoEG)

560 I'd suggest a few people walk away right about now...just saying.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 08:35 PM (9MLX+)

561 Please.....tell me you didn't just ask that. Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:32 AM (T1005) Just seeing who the nice folks are. Otho.. You made the 'even worse than 'blue waffle' list .

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:35 PM (LpbKr)

562 I have a headache and this fucking baseball game isn't ever going to end.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:36 PM (jt8G9)

563 Is Chris Davis pitching yet, Gingy?

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 08:37 PM (ELdpj)

564 Actually it reveals teh Moron Horde as comprising a lot of people who actually know who Martha Quinn was.

I know who Martha Quinn was.
And Fred Rated.
And Calvert DeForest.
And Max Headroom.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:37 PM (xY8+2)

565 Oops, forgot to turn off the italics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:38 PM (xY8+2)

566 So, after acing your pianist thing and yoga-ing yourself past the point of human endurance, any excitement to finish out the week?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:38 PM (T1005)

567 so I have two dogs rat terrier and a methlab. rate terrier hates any dog her size or bigger. methlab loves every dog. interestingly, whe I walk 'em together the methlab follows the rat terriers lead. even with the methlab's "friends" if the rat terrier goes medieval the methlab is right there following her lead and backing her up. I am guessing it is a pack thang.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

568 Chris fucking Davis. Oh my.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:39 PM (jt8G9)

569 562 So, after acing your pianist thing and yoga-ing yourself past the point of human endurance, any excitement to finish out the week?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:38 AM (T1005)



Myself, I'm finishing out the week by not including the quote that would indicate I'm talking to Gingy.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:39 PM (T1005)

570 If you guys want a group that was disturbingly ahead of its time, check out Talk Talk.  Not only did their last three albums go on to deeply influence a whole host of later artists (they're basically the founding fathers of post-rock, so Slint, Tortoise, et al. owe them royalty checks, and groups like Radiohead are deeply indebted as well), those records STILL sound futuristic even today.  It's almost uncanny.  The Colour Of Spring (1986), Spirit Of Eden (198 , and Laughing Stock (1991) are simply remarkable achievements. 

"Happiness Is Easy," "Time It's Time," "I Don't Believe In You" and "I Believe In You"...some of the most gloriously moving music recorded in any era of rock history.  The lead singer's voice may not be everyone's cup of tea, but give 'em a shot.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:39 PM (n/+FT)

571 where is Vendette?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

572 Cthulhu, I got a diamond ring today. Lovely husband is lovely.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:40 PM (jt8G9)

573

I LOVE people who cheer on the shitting upon of others then act like the victim when called on it.

Jr. and dickheadweasel, you are prime examples of this.

May you have a shitty night and life...

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 08:40 PM (RwArq)

574 563 so I have two dogs


rat terrier and a methlab. rate terrier hates any dog her size or bigger. methlab loves every dog. interestingly, whe I walk 'em together the methlab follows the rat terriers lead. even with the methlab's "friends" if the rat terrier goes medieval the methlab is right there following her lead and backing her up. I am guessing it is a pack thang.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2013 12:38 AM (Z9EHQ)



With dogs, that's usually the way to bet. Question is, what do they do if you act aggressively toward something?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:40 PM (T1005)

575 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 12:37 AM (xY8+2)

And here is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bM0wVjU2-k

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:41 PM (gmoEG)

576 And I didn't break Pixy.  I'm not trying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeqCqxhxLtc

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:42 PM (gmoEG)

577 you know, tramp stamps. gotta say I am conflicted, definitely trashy and embarrassing but sorty dirty sexy. not so apropriate for the wife, more of a mistress thing. kind of a long-term mistress thing, getting your intitials stamped instead of an engagement ring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

578 Jeff B., I remember you've written about Talk Talk before. Would still like to check their stuff out too.

I also recall reading that TT got into trouble with their British record label back in the late 1980s (EMI/Parlophone?) because they supposedly absolutely refused to do any promotion for "Spirit of Eden." True? Not true? In between?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:42 PM (xY8+2)

579 >>>Agree re: The Smiths. Also The Queen is Dead is a nearly perfect album. Andrew Breitbart also agreed.

Eh, far be it from me to disagree with Breitbart, but I can tell you that I could go the rest of my life without having to listen to Morrissey's whingeing on "I Know It's Over" and "Never Had No One Ever."

However, "Cemetry Gates" is just about one of the most perfect pop songs ever recorded.  Music, lyrics, production, performance, vocal -- it's the complete package.  Fruitier than a three-dollar bill, but who cares?

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:42 PM (n/+FT)

580 568 Cthulhu, I got a diamond ring today. Lovely husband is lovely.

Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 12:40 AM (jt8G9)



Wowza! I bet that doesn't happen every week, or it would be "loaded husband is loaded." Is it just a solitaire? What kind of setting?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:43 PM (T1005)

581 Mikey: great song!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:43 PM (xY8+2)

582 Posted by: Weirddave at September 21, 2013 12:32 AM (jt8G9)

Hah!  That was quality, Sir!

The Ravens have OWNED The Hole, (Cleveland's Team), so I've got nothing.

As far as carrying S.T.D.'s, that was also quality.  I had crabs once, a long time ago.  Full disclosure... lol.

I had to shave everything at age eighteen.  Young, 'bonered' and stupid.

No Super Bowls here.  I just renounced The Hole yesterday after they traded Richardson to Indy.

No more trepidation on Sundays.  I can root for the Texans.  Red, White and Blue seems to fit better than Orange and Brown.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:43 PM (lq3Ak)

583 It's a band with several small stones across the top. Dainty.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:44 PM (jt8G9)

584 Hey purp What do you recommend for ssds?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 08:45 PM (dr6XJ)

585 >>>I also recall reading that TT got into trouble with their British record label back in the late 1980s (EMI/Parlophone?) because they supposedly absolutely refused to do any promotion for "Spirit of Eden." True? Not true? In between?

In-between.  They (well, Mark Hollis, who was basically The Band) actually even did a video for "I Believe In You" (the first single, and a wonderful song but definitely not 'hit' material).  The real problem was that they were rapidly turning into an art-rock/post-rock outfit and not a hit-making pop machine.  The Colour Of Spring had been extremely arty too, but it still had a bunch of hit singles on it ("Life's What You Make It," "Living In Another World," "Give It Up").  Spirit Of Eden was a record full of keyboards, jazz instruments, weird song structures, and tracks which all segued into one another to form a complete conceptual experience.  It wasn't what EMI wanted from them.  Talk Talk told them to take a flying leap, and they were right to b/c it's a masterpiece and Laughing Stock (which they did on a different label) is even more daring.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:46 PM (n/+FT)

586 573 you know, tramp stamps. gotta say I am conflicted, definitely trashy and embarrassing but sorty dirty sexy. not so apropriate for the wife, more of a mistress thing. kind of a long-term mistress thing, getting your intitials stamped instead of an engagement ring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2013 12:42 AM (Z9EHQ)



As they say, "de gustibus non est disputandum" -- but my taste is more to the natural look.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:46 PM (T1005)

587 I am NOT a "victim".  Never have been, as far as I can remember Tillikum.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 08:46 PM (lq3Ak)

588 With dogs, that's usually the way to bet. Question is, what do they do if you act aggressively toward something? Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, oh they hve my back. methlab is really a very docile dog, lousy watch dog, not intrested n much of anything. however, make a move towards me and it is game on. I have had a couple of instances where drunks accidentally stumbled into me on a narrow sidewalk under a scaffolding. only reason the drunks went home with two hands is because I was quick on the leash. if my favorite wife ever raises her voice at me the methlab instantly runs over and sits by my side and stares at my favorite wife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

589 Heh, FAA just issued an airworthiness directive against Airbus Model A330-200, -200 Freighter, and -300.

Some wiring harness's wire gage in the tail is too small and can catch fire without breakers tripping...and then fuel vapors in the area can make it get really burny/splody.

Sizing wire to breakers is pretty fundamental basic stuff.  I wonder what else is fucked on those planes?

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 08:47 PM (9MLX+)

590 >>>Jr. and dickheadweasel, you are prime examples of this.
May you have a shitty night and life..


Dude.

1.) The ONT is supposed to be a happy place.  Flamewarring is a party foul.

2.) I agree that the Dodgers came off as pretty dickish, but it ain't the end of the world.

3.) Here, listen to this song, it'll make you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSg2OIFum3o

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 08:47 PM (n/+FT)

591 Hey purp
What do you recommend for ssds?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 12:45 AM (dr6XJ)


size/price/internal or external?

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 08:48 PM (vJdyz)

592 579 It's a band with several small stones across the top. Dainty. Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 12:44 AM (jt8G9) The horde has 1 percenters? Do you type the posts or do you have the help do it? Jk- was it just total random? If so, 'who's a good boy...Gingys hubby is...!

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:48 PM (LpbKr)

593 While I'm here, anybody got any messages for Zod?

Posted by: kbdabear in the Phantom Zone at September 20, 2013 08:48 PM (/9IC1)

594 579 It's a band with several small stones across the top. Dainty.

Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 12:44 AM (jt8G9)



All diamonds? Which metal?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:49 PM (T1005)

595 53%! And because I saw it and it was pretty and he likes me to be happy.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:49 PM (jt8G9)

596 The tramp stamp says, like the old maps, 'Here be Dragons'.  Be real cautious because she is more engaged about what is on that stamp than you may actually be.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 08:50 PM (gmoEG)

597 14k yellow gold, all diamonds. About .6-.7 ctw.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:50 PM (jt8G9)

598 As they say, "de gustibus non est disputandum" -- but my taste is more to the natural look. Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, I am similarly inclined, it is more the sentiment of the tramp stamp than anything else. "oh yankee I don't care if you ever leave your wife, I want you and I wnat the world to know I am yours! so I tattooed yankeefifth across the top of my ass! awkward at our pool parties and apres ski in the hot tub. honey look, she has your aoshq nickname tatooed acro0ss her ass! how funny is that, what are the odds two people wold have the same name?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

599 584 With dogs, that's usually the way to bet. Question is, what do they do if you act aggressively toward something?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 21,

oh they hve my back. methlab is really a very docile dog, lousy watch dog, not intrested n much of anything. however, make a move towards me and it is game on. I have had a couple of instances where drunks accidentally stumbled into me on a narrow sidewalk under a scaffolding. only reason the drunks went home with two hands is because I was quick on the leash.

if my favorite wife ever raises her voice at me the methlab instantly runs over and sits by my side and stares at my favorite wife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2013 12:46 AM (Z9EHQ)



There ya go -- Y5, the alpha!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:51 PM (T1005)

600 Jeff B., thanks for clearing that up. Sounds likely.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 08:51 PM (xY8+2)

601 Man I was just reading the defund thread below ... Jeff B was truly just making shit up about Cruz.

So it's him and Malor that seem to have personal grudges against Cruz now. Amazing.

Posted by: KG[/i][/b] at September 20, 2013 08:51 PM (IPz9m)

602 590 53%! And because I saw it and it was pretty and he likes me to be happy. Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 12:49 AM (jt8G9 Nice job Mr. Gingy.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:51 PM (LpbKr)

603 587. 256, internal, price unlimited We are running samsung 840 pros and intels but I'm wondering if anything has broken the 500 r/w threshold yet

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 08:51 PM (igDix)

604 596. Ont Got to trash his music here Trash his RINO ass on a regular thread

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 08:53 PM (igDix)

605 There ya go -- Y5, the alpha! Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2 well, until my favorite wife has had enough and kicks both of our asses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

606 What really throws me off are belly button piercing. I have many sweet Christian mommy friends with belly button rings.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 08:53 PM (ELdpj)

607

Ok, we've got posts disappearing, namecalling about something indeterminate, and references to that G thing.  

 

 

A bit light on content but otherwise normal.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 20, 2013 08:53 PM (jTKU5)

608 Belly button piercings creep me out.

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 08:54 PM (jt8G9)

609 I like turtles

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:54 PM (LpbKr)

610 601. Hey!!!! T has hers pierced

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 08:55 PM (igDix)

611 592 14k yellow gold, all diamonds. About .6-.7 ctw.

Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 12:50 AM (jt8G9)



That sounds like a very pretty little bauble -- and likely to go well with your coloring.



The BH is flying off to NC again tomorrow....but instead of surprising her with something like that, I'll get a TV to replace the one that just fritzed. ***sigh***

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:55 PM (T1005)

612 What do you recommend for ssds?

Fast, or cheap? 

If I wanted a cheap boost, I'd look at those hybrid designs that pair a big glob of SS memory with rotating media and a bunch of smart on-drive code that "learns" your access patterns and keeps most accessed stuff in the SS.  Those you can get a noticeable speed boost while retaining rotating media type capacities.  If the SS starts to wear out (which it does eventually), the drive starts to fall back to leaning on the rotating media more.

Someone probably makes dynamic ram battery backed SS units that wouldn't have the wear out issues, but they're probably brutally expensive...

I'm still old school in this laptop, but I'd think hard about a SS hybrid if this drive starts throwing SMART errors.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 08:55 PM (9MLX+)

613 601 What really throws me off are belly button piercing. I have many sweet Christian mommy friends with belly button rings. Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 12:53 AM (ELdpj) Christians can't get piercings??

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:56 PM (LpbKr)

614 What really throws me off are belly button piercing. I have many sweet Christian mommy friends with belly button rings. Posted by: Lauren at September 21 well, what really throws you off is a guy who gets his junk pierced. a friend of a friend, honestly, has his junk pierced; his former wife wanted him to get it pierced, I am not sure it was not something she did jsut to screw with him as she was on the glide slope outta the marriage. half the time the guy gets luck enough to be in a position for a girl to observe his mangled junk she more or less screams and chases him out of the room or runs out of the room. he also gets it snagged on stuff all the time. incidentally, friends of friends are great. I get all sorts of access to unusual and peculiar people without any real connection to them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 08:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

615 Ha. I pierced mine myself at 13 with a needle and a bar of soap. Then it promptly got infected and I never again ventured into the world of body modification.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 08:58 PM (ELdpj)

616 (And 608 was me trying to get in a flamewar state of mind. Can't do it.)

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 08:58 PM (LpbKr)

617 603 Belly button piercings creep me out.

Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 12:54 AM (jt8G9)



I'm with you on this. Years ago, when we were building the houses that put me through college, we weren't living in exactly the nicest sort of area, and there was a little kid with a herniated navel running around....and so I did a little looking into it (on paper, this being "the old days") and the idea of doing piercings there is just.....ick.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 08:59 PM (T1005)

618 However, "Cemetry Gates" is just about one of the most perfect pop songs ever recorded.

Great tune.  Too bad Anselmo went "off the deep-end".  That kid had too much to lose with too much ego (re: blow).






Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:00 PM (lq3Ak)

619 >>>Got to trash his music here

Trash his RINO ass on a regular thread


Exactly.  Heck, one of the reasons I'm here tonight is as a reminder that we can set aside All That Unpleasantness and just relate to each other on a non-political level. 

Who would want to trash my music, though?  It's awesome!

Seriously though, I've debated asking Ace to let me start a running weekend "music thread" to blather about this stuff.  I can't talk about it enough.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:00 PM (n/+FT)

620 Another thing. My ex Son-in-Law (whose dog I puppy sit during the day) brought me 4 24 ounce cans of "Fosters". I opened one, it doesn't taste all that bad. How many can I safely drink?

 

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 20, 2013 11:24 PM

 

I don't understand the question.

Posted by: otho at September 20, 2013 09:01 PM (9gNQd)

621 BodyMod sites are damn funny. Those horns and lizard teeth are gonna be awesome when you're 50! Joke's on us though. We'll be paying for his/her unemployable ass.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 09:02 PM (LpbKr)

622 Well, growing up in the 90s having a pierced belly button was done to show off your stomach in your cropped shirt, atleas in my circle of friends. So seeing my Susie Homemaker friends with them now always makes me imagine them in a halter top at theLilith Fair.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:02 PM (ELdpj)

623 I will not be piercing my junk for any woman.  FTS

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:03 PM (9MLX+)

624

Sorry folks. I have a problem with asshole lovers and bullies and Jr. and slapweasel personify such people.

Like I said, the Dodgers could have done synchronized pelvic thrusts as a team. Making it a point to go into the pool is a deliberate fuck you and sign of extreme disrespect.

Because I point out that supporting such behavior shows that certain people are a P.O.S , they whine. The struck dog cries the loudest- Jr. Tiny dick weasel prove that. 

 

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 09:03 PM (RwArq)

625 Nice job Mr. Gingy. I have a name you know. And I'm not seriously fighting with Slapweasel, we're just kinda doin the dozens, sports style.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2013 09:03 PM (jt8G9)

626 "24 Alright ya bunch of hooligans, I'm headed to the gun show tomorrow. Here's what I'm looking for.

http://tinyurl.com/2659gah

Alternate ideas for a carry gun?

Sub $500.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)"



The Ruger LCR is pretty similar.  If you are happy with .380, the Ruger LCP is as small as an older generation of .25 ACP pistols and it is a lot flatter than a revolver.  If you can keep everything else out of a pocket you can easily carry it in a pocket holster and not look obvious when you put your hand on it.  Kel-Tek makes a similar .380 which is almost identical in size and price.  Smith and Wesson also make a similar size .380 with a safety if that is something you prefer.  It cost a little bit more.



In the other thread, someone said that somebody spotted that he was carrying and came over to give him a hard time about it.  It is better to avoid that sort of thing by not printing.  That is where small and flat comes in handy.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 20, 2013 09:03 PM (31Nrp)

627 I will not be piercing my junk for any woman. FTS Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate well she was no ordinary woman. as they were finishing up the last year or so of their marriage, she got up, drove a spike of heroin in whatever vein she could find and had a side business turning tricks in their apartment building. also had an affair with their neighbor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 09:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

628 619
Sorry folks. I have a problem with asshole lovers and bullies and Jr. and slapweasel personify such people.
Like I said, the Dodgers could have done synchronized pelvic thrusts as a team. Making it a point to go into the pool is a deliberate fuck you and sign of extreme disrespect.
Because I point out that supporting such behavior shows that certain people are a P.O.S , they whine. The struck dog cries the loudest- Jr. Tiny dick weasel prove that.

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 21, 2013 01:03 AM (RwArq)



You've run the people you were slap-fighting out of the room. Congratulations, you've won a thousand internets. You're just so awesome. Can you shut up about it now and maybe leave?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:05 PM (T1005)

629 Who would want to trash my music, though? It's awesome!

Right on Jeff. :-)

Don't know if it's possible-- maybe it would be too much work on Ace's part-- but would love if all the commenters here (or at least, those who can play nice) could help put together something of an Ace of Spades "Basic Repertoire of Rock." Maybe 100, 200 albums?? Then of course folks like me who like spending money could go out and try to collect as many of those albums/CDs as possible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:05 PM (xY8+2)

630 You don't think the Republican's what can ever win again? You missed a word I guess.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at September 20, 2013 09:06 PM (Vr4Mo)

631 O_o

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:06 PM (ELdpj)

632 Was just reading about Mark Hollis at Wikipedia. He sounds like someone who just ran out of ideas after a while.

Maybe after his kids are grown, he'll go on tour with some of the classic TT songs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:07 PM (xY8+2)

633 Get your groove on in the ONT, Jeff B.  I appreciate reading your musings here.  I've gotten some kick-ass tunes from your suggestions, and I've only read a few nights' worth.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:08 PM (lq3Ak)

634 Dude, take the hints or take a forced timeout.  Your choice.   Yes, this is a threat.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:08 PM (9MLX+)

635 620 Nice job Mr. Gingy. I have a name you know. And I'm not seriously fighting with Slapweasel, we're just kinda doin the dozens, sports style. Posted by: Weirddave at September 21, 2013 01:03 AM (jt8G9) Never put 2 and 2 together. Good job sir, WD.

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 09:09 PM (LpbKr)

636 Top of the 16th. I need to sleep. Someone hit something for the love of God!

Posted by: Gingy at September 20, 2013 09:09 PM (jt8G9)

637

Cthulu, last post of crapweasel was at 1:00. Run them out of the room?

Telling time not your strong point?

Posted by: Tillikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 20, 2013 09:09 PM (RwArq)

638 Sup dorks

Posted by: Zakn at September 20, 2013 09:10 PM (zyaZ1)

639 Posted by: Jeff B. at September 21, 2013 01:00 AM (n/+FT)

OTN is the thread where we slam each other over nonsense.  And if you want to bring up some sense, we get to slam that also.

Because we can.

Me, I'm 10 Bud Selects (Boo!  Yay!) to the good after having a week ending with 'Oh My God; are you serious?  You are serious.  Well, Monday is going to be a Hell-Day (and Tuesday....)' appearing like a slasher villain in the 16th sequel so I like to have fun here.

I'll stop whining now and just use my mental powers to transmit my wave of displeasure...

And then, there is more beer....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:10 PM (gmoEG)

640 My ex Son-in-Law (whose dog I puppy sit during the day) brought me 4 24 ounce cans of "Fosters". It's Australian fuh beeah. (so they say)

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 20, 2013 09:10 PM (ItfcE)

641 >>>Don't know if it's possible-- maybe it would be too much work on Ace's part-- but would love if all the commenters here (or at least, those who can play nice) could help put together something of an Ace of Spades "Basic Repertoire of Rock." Maybe 100, 200 albums?? Then of course folks like me who like spending money could go out and try to collect as many of those albums/CDs as possible.

I would love to write "primers" about various rock groups for the Moron Horde, you know, introductions to their discography, Why You Should Care, links to YouTube of their best work, recommendations on where to start and what to avoid, etc.   I have a truly disturbing encyclopedic knowledge of rock/pop/avant-garde/whatever from roughly 1963-1995 or so (basically everything except country, hip-hop, and hair metal) so I could do that series for years without running out of topics.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:11 PM (n/+FT)

642 629 Dude, take the hints or take a forced timeout. Your choice. Yes, this is a threat.
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 01:08 AM

Trust me, you don't want to be in the Alternate Universe or the Phantom Zone

Rosie O'Donnell is straight in this universe, and she's HORNY

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:12 PM (/9IC1)

643 I'm disappointed OCare funding got voted down. It would have made a good firestarter. Not that the Senate will let that happen, tho, so no worries.

LiB, and let OCare be the spark!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at September 20, 2013 09:12 PM (Vr4Mo)

644 Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 01:02 AM (ELdpj)

Please, continue.  We aren't judging, we want to hear your story so we can help you.

(That's the right thing to say?  Guys?)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:12 PM (gmoEG)

645 624 Who would want to trash my music, though? It's awesome!

Right on Jeff. :-)

Don't know if it's possible-- maybe it would be too much work on Ace's part-- but would love if all the commenters here (or at least, those who can play nice) could help put together something of an Ace of Spades "Basic Repertoire of Rock." Maybe 100, 200 albums?? Then of course folks like me who like spending money could go out and try to collect as many of those albums/CDs as possible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 01:05 AM (xY8+2)



Part of the problem is, I don't know if there's even a "family tree" of rock that includes all the weird variations that have accumulated, which probably number more than 100 themselves. There's prog, goth, metal, acid rock, punk, art punk, folk rock, rockabilly, hard rock, pop rock, death metal, funk, blues....and depending on your tastes, you might find 100 essential albums in any three flavors.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:12 PM (T1005)

646 "weapons grade stupid " Now that is some useable stuff! God bless the ONT! weapons grade stupid .... weapons grade stupid ... weapons grade stupid ... weapons grade stupid ...

Posted by: and irresolute at September 20, 2013 09:13 PM (RqHWH)

647 631 Top of the 16th. I need to sleep. Someone hit something for the love of God!

Posted by: Gingy at September 21, 2013 01:09 AM (jt8G9)



The 16th? What is this, a baseball game or a sleepover?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:14 PM (T1005)

648 >>>Was just reading about Mark Hollis at Wikipedia. He sounds like someone who just ran out of ideas after a while.

I think he just got weirder and weirder, more hung up about getting 'that sound in my head' just right, and it froze him up.  His solo album Mark Hollis is an absolutely necessary adjunct to the Talk Talk albums I referenced earlier -- essentially it continues the ongoing musical evolution of those records and picks up where Laughing Stock left off in perfect sequence.  Great stuff, but even more anti-rock and avant-garde than Laughing Stock (which is downright weird itself).

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:14 PM (n/+FT)

649 "(basically everything except country, hip-hop, and hair metal) " I can cover country from that period.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:14 PM (ELdpj)

650 Some just can't let it go until you force it on'em. 

I'll lift the ban in the morning. 

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:14 PM (9MLX+)

651 Tap tap tap tap ... Is this thing on?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:15 PM (/9IC1)

652 24 Alright ya bunch of hooligans, I'm headed to the gun show tomorrow. Here's what I'm looking for. http://tinyurl.com/2659gah Alternate ideas for a carry gun? Sub $500. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 -------------- usual carry gun is keltec PF9, but it's not fun to shoot. Gave the Glock 26 to the wife and she won't give it back. Son had been looking at CZs and found this: http://goo.gl/0WIXm6 it's a turkish version of the CZ75 - this one is the SAR B6P compact. Impressive little gun, nice machining, fits my hand, shoots straight and smooth. Oh, and can you say sub $300?? extra mags and holsters are an issue; crossbreed doesn't have it yet, had to go generic "small auto" Find what fits and treat it like American Express.

Posted by: Bill in Kennesaw at September 20, 2013 09:15 PM (/E2r8)

653 Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 21, 2013 01:10 AM (ItfcE)

The American version is much better than the Aussie version.  Upthread there was a mention of Mexicans looking at Corona as peasant beer.  Aussies, at least in the NT, look at Foster's as complete crap.  The first thing I did in Australia was order a Foster's and the bartender asked me twice if I was sure I didn't want a Victoria Bitter.  After insisting, he grudgingly served me one of the six Foster's in the cooler.  It tasted nothing like it does here.  The rest of the time there, I guzzled VB, which I found to be rather good.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2013 09:16 PM (T7XIT)

654 Hi y'all. Kinda feisty around here tonight, huh?

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 20, 2013 09:16 PM (eQJwb)

655 I don't know if my problem fixed itself, but my comments are staying now, old ones still gone

If CDR M, Purp, or Maet fixed it for me, muy gracias

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:17 PM (/9IC1)

656 646 Tap tap tap tap ... Is this thing on? Posted by: kbdabear at September 21, 2013 01:15 AM (/9IC1) Shhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2013 09:18 PM (LpbKr)

657 645 Some just can't let it go until you force it on'em.

I'll lift the ban in the morning.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 01:14 AM (9MLX+)



Gee, Purp -- I didn't know you had a key to the banhammer closet. Makes sense, though.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:18 PM (T1005)

658 Yes, Mikey, my friends are all milfs. That is pretty much the takeaway

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:19 PM (ELdpj)

659 >>>Hi y'all. Kinda feisty around here tonight, huh?

Nah, we're actually kind of fruiting out.  Been praising Genesis, The Smiths, and Talk Talk in this thread.  So be forewarned: it's pretty homo (in a good way!) in here right now.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:20 PM (n/+FT)

660 If the slapfights here caused the cobs to fire away and my nick got caught in the firefight ...

You're going to hear from Lionel Hutz!

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:20 PM (/9IC1)

661 648 Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 21, 2013 01:10 AM (ItfcE)

The American version is much better than the Aussie version. Upthread there was a mention of Mexicans looking at Corona as peasant beer. Aussies, at least in the NT, look at Foster's as complete crap. The first thing I did in Australia was order a Foster's and the bartender asked me twice if I was sure I didn't want a Victoria Bitter. After insisting, he grudgingly served me one of the six Foster's in the cooler. It tasted nothing like it does here. The rest of the time there, I guzzled VB, which I found to be rather good.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 21, 2013 01:16 AM (T7XIT)


Thanks for the info -- might come in handy one day. There are quite a few beers that do the same thing, often in the other direction (the domestic stuff is better than the export version).

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:20 PM (T1005)

662 Posted by: and irresolute at September 21, 2013 01:13 AM (RqHWH)

Weapons Grade Stupid is what this Smart Military Blog - and it's Moron Horde (are we slavering? What does that even mean?) - is known for.

And obscure music references.  We're really good at that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:20 PM (gmoEG)

663 Jeff B.: Hopefully Ace will take you up on those suggestions. I'd love to read 'em.

Cthulhu: right, there are countless genres these days, so maybe Lauren can join the mix. :-)

And Lauren, I'd love to learn more about country from 1963-1995. All I really know about country music is that my most favorites tends to be in the realm of the early stuff (1963-1973).

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:21 PM (xY8+2)

664 >>>Nah, we're actually kind of fruiting out. Been praising Genesis, The Smiths, and Talk Talk in this thread. So be forewarned: it's pretty homo (in a good way!) in here right now. Ya know, I have no idea what all of those words mean. I'm ok with that.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 20, 2013 09:21 PM (eQJwb)

665 653 Yes, Mikey, my friends are all milfs. That is pretty much the takeaway

Posted by: Lauren at September 21, 2013 01:19 AM (ELdpj)


Please, go on.  I'm listening. 

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:21 PM (gmoEG)

666 That's some damn heartbreak video there. Dogs are definitely better than peeps. Maybe their meek loyalty shall inherit after all.

Posted by: and irresolute at September 20, 2013 09:22 PM (RqHWH)

667 "Hi y'all. Kinda feisty around here tonight, huh?"
Posted by: DC in Towson

I'll not disparage my fellow ONTers.  I can only answer a question three times before I become feisty.  Gingy "called me" on a remark, Weirddave hilariously nailed me on it and we were fine.

Tillikum seems to want flesh, while we've all moved on.  I seem to be everything from "dickweasel" -to- "shitweasel", depending on his momentary chemistry.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:22 PM (lq3Ak)

668 When you are dumb enough to believe that "nobody who made the rules was smarter than you, so go ahead and make your own rules", then accepting somebody else's rules of logic is like, dogma, n'stuff.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at September 20, 2013 09:22 PM (Jxb8N)

669 Delurking so I can get some shit of my chest: The boyfriend is currently in the land of fruits and nuts due to the fact that his 20 year old son has the sense of a kumquat. The kid hooked up with a 14 year old he met online and is now in more than a little trouble with the law in SoCal. So dad had to spend money to fly his dumb ass from TX to Cali for his hearing. I'm beginning to think that anyone under 30 for the most part redefine what stupidity is. Oh, and my Raiders will get slaughtered by Peyton and Co. Monday night. Thank God for Captain Morgan...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 09:22 PM (P7ej2)

670 652. I was sock trolling about a month ago on a purp thread He didn't waste anytime crushing it

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 09:23 PM (b0/Zr)

671 I'm a good girl, I am!

Posted by: alexthechick

OK, but can say that with a Cockney accent? You see, look at her, she's a prisoner of the gutters, condemned by every syllable she utters. By right, she should be taken out and hung - for the cold blooded murder of the English tongue.

Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2013 09:23 PM (HjPtV)

672 I was super bummed when Jonah talked about Cosmo not doing ok in the G-File. Been reading about that dog for years

Posted by: Zakn at September 20, 2013 09:23 PM (zyaZ1)

673 >>>Part of the problem is, I don't know if there's even a "family tree" of rock that includes all the weird variations that have accumulated, which probably number more than 100 themselves. There's prog, goth, metal, acid rock, punk, art punk, folk rock, rockabilly, hard rock, pop rock, death metal, funk, blues....and depending on your tastes, you might find 100 essential albums in any three flavors.

I think you can actually draw a family tree, it would just be an incredible huge and complicated one, with a bunch of discontinuities (e.g. punk music reaching back to the '50s and '60s for its musical inspiration, repudiating the prog, AOR, and soft-rock stuff of the early '70s). 

All those genres you mentioned...with the exception of funk and blues, I could credibly discuss them.  But I do think it would make more sense to write posts on a band-by-band basis, or at least deal with tightly clustered groups with very close relationships, rather than trying to discuss, I dunno, the entirety of "country music" in one go.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:23 PM (n/+FT)

674 585 Yeah but you know all that wiring is aluminum and the probs that causes with connections.  My BIL works at Boeing and remember when all those planes were falling out of the sky?  That was it

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:24 PM (b7yum)

675 The American version is much better than the Aussie version. Upthread there was a mention of Mexicans looking at Corona as peasant beer. Aussies, at least in the NT, look at Foster's as complete crap. The first thing I did in Australia was order a Foster's and the bartender asked me twice if I was sure I didn't want a Victoria Bitter. After insisting, he grudgingly served me one of the six Foster's in the cooler. It tasted nothing like it does here. The rest of the time there, I guzzled VB, which I found to be rather good.

 

Posted by: Country Singer at September 21, 2013 01:16 AM

 

It's produced mostly for the sports market. Fosters is a good solid drop. They get chucked at the ref during rugby matches. Also the opposition. And your own team. Whoever's close enough.

Posted by: otho at September 20, 2013 09:25 PM (9gNQd)

676 >>>Tillikum seems to want flesh, while we've all moved on.

Not me, motherfucker.  ADMIT THAT THE DODGERS WERE CLASSLESS HUMAN SCUMFLESH OR IT'S PISTOLS AT DAWN.

GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:25 PM (n/+FT)

677 Mr President, you are a man lacking integrity in both universes

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at September 20, 2013 09:26 PM (/9IC1)

678 Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 01:20 AM (T1005)

I was young and dumb and not very observant.  All the bars in Darwin had sliding glass door coolers to hold the beer.  The one where I ordered the Foster's had five coolers behind the bar, and a single six pack was in one of them, along with other brews, liquors that are served cold, and wine.  The other four coolers were stuffed with Victoria Bitter.  I should have taken that as an indicator.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2013 09:26 PM (T7XIT)

679 Jeff, re "the sound in his head", sounds like Mark Hollis had a bit in common with Phil Spector.

I've heard Spector was sometimes incredibly abusive with his orchestras, or at least made 'em work harder than they ever had before, to match what he "heard in his head" as well. It left Spector fantastically wealthy and a living legend-- but someone that, eventually, nobody wanted to work with at all anymore as well.

Stanley Kubrick was supposedly the same way about the images he took with his cameras on set during his films. There's a famous story that on "The Shining," that famous scene with the blood flooding out of the elevators had to be redone by the second unit over a dozen times-- because every time the crew would shoot it, Kubrick would reject it out of hand by just saying, "it doesn't look like blood."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:26 PM (xY8+2)

680 I will be 'in my room' fapping to Roxy Music album covers.

Posted by: Aliens who rape at September 20, 2013 09:27 PM (vpa+W)

681 #416

As a native of Southern California, I hated that song from the very first time I saw the video on MTV.

It's no fun being an illegal alien. Yeah, well it's also a choice. Don't come and you have any of the hassles.

This was leading into the era when the Reagan Amnesty was becoming a full-on disaster and now they want to do that shit again.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2013 09:28 PM (kcfmt)

682 Qdpsteve, I like a lot of early stuff too. Give me some Hank or Marty and I'm happy. I also love outlaw and red dirt. I do have a bit of a blind spot in the late 80s when things just got..weird and I'm not a fan of the new stuff coming out of Nashville, but I enjoy most everything else.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:28 PM (ELdpj)

683 "That by H.G Wells, whose birthday is today.

You do know that he was one of those "Wave of the future run by unimpeachable technocrats from inside the underground-city-that-looks-just-like-living-in-the-mall-would-be-like" people, correct?

I don't think old H.G. would be a fun person, and be one of those that would ban beer in favor of a carrot and eggplant smoothie. Although his 'Metropolis' would have much more light and air for the proles to labor in.

Mind you, an invincible dirigible of doom subjugating the world would be a completely awesome thing....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 12:29 AM (gmoEG)"



You might not find him to be a fun person but your wife might since apparently old Herbert George made a habit of banging the wives of his friends and associates.



And there is the fun fact that Jonah Goldberg got the title of his book "Liberal Fascism" from a speech by Wells where he was advocating exactly that as a replacement for freedom and democracy.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 20, 2013 09:29 PM (31Nrp)

684 Album covers by themselves could be the topic of a great essay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:29 PM (xY8+2)

685 Our old tube 32" TV fritzed out yesterday, and to get a widescreen of the same height is 39". Anything over 48" would overhang the ends of the furniture we have. So I need to find a nice 39"-48", 1080p, LED television that can accept old-school video from the Red/White/Yellow cables, as well as all the whiz-bang stuff that the cool kids are doing lately.



The BH will be back in two weeks, and I'd like to have it ready for her.....being that I don't watch TV.



I'm starting to feel like I'm too old for this crap.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:29 PM (T1005)

686 Proving that I don't disagree with Jeff B just to be a dick;

The Dodgers are indeed a bunch of classless punks for dipping in the D-Backs pool. It was a deliberate in your face taunt

I hope they get swept in the division round of the playoffs

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:29 PM (/9IC1)

687 >>>I've heard Spector was sometimes incredibly abusive with his orchestras, or at least made 'em work harder than they ever had before, to match what he "heard in his head" as well. It left Spector fantastically wealthy and a living legend-- but someone that, eventually, nobody wanted to work with at all anymore as well.

By all accounts this is supposed to be true (and given Spector's other hobbies, i.e. pointing guns at people and shooting holes in the studio ceiling, I'll bet people got scared too).  It's one reason why all those guys quickly became Brian Wilson's loyal team players once they started working with him.  Wilson was obviously a much nicer guy to play for, and his music was if anything more fun to perform on.

The Kubrick stories are well-known too.  His abuse of Shelly Duvall on the set of The Shining is the stuff of legend.  Apparently he did it to get her to truly have that "batshit scared freaked out" vibe that she gave off on-screen, but some of the things he supposedly did to her just seem downright vicious and cruel.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:30 PM (n/+FT)

688 you can fap to album covers while I jerk it to Ayano Omoto

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 09:30 PM (vJdyz)

689 The only baseball thing I'm passionate about is that the Marlin's owner is a complete fucking asshole, and even then it ranks lower than my passion level about the choice between Mobil or Shell when filling up, which is somewhere between ambivalence and don't really give a shit.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:30 PM (9MLX+)

690 >>>Proving that I don't disagree with Jeff B just to be a dick

No, no, you disagree with me because you're wrong.  ;-)

Yeah, the Dodgers came off looking childish with their antics.  But c'mon, it's no big deal.  I want them to lose because I hate big-spending moneybags teams like that as a matter of sheer principle.  

Me?  Since the Nats are almost certainly done barring a stunning Reds collapse, I'm pulling for the Pirates all the way.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:31 PM (n/+FT)

691 Now it's the top of the 17th .this shit has got to end. I have a haircut in 6 hours. And then wine drinking 2 hours later.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 20, 2013 09:31 PM (eQJwb)

692 And for all of the Peter Gabriel crowd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwn_hnoS5Y

Yes.  Really.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:31 PM (gmoEG)

693 664 Delurking so I can get some shit of my chest:
The boyfriend is currently in the land of fruits and nuts due to the fact that his 20 year old son has the sense of a kumquat. The kid hooked up with a 14 year old he met online and is now in more than a little trouble with the law in SoCal. So dad had to spend money to fly his dumb ass from TX to Cali for his hearing. I'm beginning to think that anyone under 30 for the most part redefine what stupidity is.
Oh, and my Raiders will get slaughtered by Peyton and Co. Monday night.
Thank God for Captain Morgan...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 21, 2013 01:22 AM (P7ej2)



There was an incident like that about 55 years ago in the extended family, and the family took care of it.....god help you today, with the law gone rabid "for the chilluns."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:32 PM (T1005)

694 Lauren, agreed that something weird happened to music in the late 1980s. It's like what the record companies seemed to try to do to rock in the early 1960s before the Beatles came along: they tried to "manufacture" hits, the sound, and the flavor of the bands. Unfortunately by the late 1980s, there were no more Beatles to save the industry.

I can't really enjoy shows like "The Voice" or "American Idol" because of that, basically. To me singers today all pretty much sound the same, have the same stupid attitudes and looks, all use the same technological cheats to make themselves sound better than they really do, and spout all the same inanities about their incredible overpaid lives. Call it the Simon Cowellization of music if you want. It saddens me but I'd rather listen to my oldies. Those musicians had individual characteristics as well as character.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:32 PM (xY8+2)

695 676  I am a So Cal native and I approve this message

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:32 PM (b7yum)

696 Wait...  Did you shit-hammer Tillikum?  I'm not complaining, mind you.  I just want him to know that I never asked for his "dismissal".

I don't think anyone could piss me off enough to ask for their dismissal. 

...I'm only forty-two, however... lol.  I've fired people.

And I'll refer to the AoSHQ Stylebook, defer to the CoB's and hopefully remain in a positive light amongst those who post here.

I'm not an instigator, but I might act like Tillikum, given the circumstance.


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:33 PM (lq3Ak)

697 >>> I will be 'in my room' fapping to Roxy Music album covers.

Umm...I hate to break it to you, but you do realize that some of those are men in drag, right?  The first two albums, specifically.  Jerry Hall -- not a guy in drag, I'll grant you that one.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:33 PM (n/+FT)

698 Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 21, 2013 01:29 AM (31Nrp)

Good thing I never married then, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:34 PM (gmoEG)

699 I hate big-spending moneybags teams like that as a matter of sheer principle.

The big spenders provide the payroll welfare for the cheap teams though.  Were it not for the Yankees and Red Sox subsidy, the Rays would have been playing in hand me down high school uniforms for years.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9MLX+)

700 Purp, I feel your pain

The Mets are owned by Fred and Jeff Wilpon AKA "The Coupons"

Thankfully Fred is keeping Jeffy away from personnel decisions while Sandy Alderson and Paul DePodesta are there, but I'll feel better when Wilpon's buddy Selig is tossed out and the new commissioner forces them to sell the club due to massive debts

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:34 PM (/9IC1)

701 Well...I've outgrown my Sears Roebucks girder fapping days...I just wish the jury would have believed me

Posted by: Aliens who rape at September 20, 2013 09:34 PM (vpa+W)

702 687  sanity returns to the thread

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:34 PM (b7yum)

703 The Rangers crushed my baseball soul in game 6. It still burns.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:34 PM (ELdpj)

704 >>>Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 01:29 AM Go to Sam's Club, buy a 40" Vizio. Done with it for $400.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 20, 2013 09:35 PM (eQJwb)

705 maybe Toriyama was onto something as this Lighting cosplayer is really fucking hot

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 09:35 PM (vJdyz)

706 >>>As a native of Southern California, I hated that song from the very first time I saw the video on MTV.

It's no fun being an illegal alien. Yeah, well it's also a choice. Don't come and you have any of the hassles.


I think you might want to give the lyrics to that song a re-listen.  It's pretty offensive.  "Over the border there lies the promised land / Where everything comes easy and you just hold out your hand."  (Presumably for a welfare check.)

Oh, and then there's the part where the tequila-drunk narrator promises to whore out his sister for a visa. 

I love it, it's so cheerfully offensive.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:35 PM (n/+FT)

707 Proving that I don't disagree with Jeff B just to be a dick; Posted by: kbdabear No need to. He's a prick and pro-baseball is entertainment. Dodgers won, and their spaz out means higher ratings. Ratings means more money. Capitalism, bitches. Go Dodgers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 20, 2013 09:35 PM (ligos)

708 Instigators, indeed.  You silly people are Silly.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:36 PM (lq3Ak)

709 Night all!  I have to split firewood and then watch football tomorrow.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2013 09:37 PM (T7XIT)

710 Later, Country...

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:37 PM (lq3Ak)

711 "Those musicians had individual characteristics as well as character." Imagine Ernest Tubb on X factor.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:38 PM (ELdpj)

712 Posted by: Country Singer at September 21, 2013 01:37 AM (T7XIT)

Spliter!


(Had to do it.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:38 PM (gmoEG)

713 >>>The Rangers crushed my baseball soul in game 6. It still burns.

And I will never forgive the St. Louis Cardinals for the horrors they inflicted upon my soul in Game 5 of last year's NLDS.  I had a front-row seat at Nationals Park for that disaster.  I couldn't look at a sports page for A WEEK afterwards.

I still wish death upon Pete Kozma.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:38 PM (n/+FT)

714 680 Our old tube 32" TV fritzed out yesterday, and to get a widescreen of the same height is 39". Anything over 48" would overhang the ends of the furniture we have. So I need to find a nice 39"-48", 1080p, LED television that can accept old-school video from the Red/White/Yellow cables, as well as all the whiz-bang stuff that the cool kids are doing lately.



The BH will be back in two weeks, and I'd like to have it ready for her.....being that I don't watch TV.



I'm starting to feel like I'm too old for this crap.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 01:29 AM (T1005)

 

You shouldn't have any trouble finding a new HDTV that includes component cable connections.  Hell I don't even think they make hdtvs without them.  Unlike the old tube tv's where usually a 19" may not come with them the 19"  HDs do.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2013 09:40 PM (LI48c)

715 687 And for all of the Peter Gabriel crowd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwn_hnoS5Y

Yes. Really.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 01:31 AM (gmoEG)



I think I saw that tour. PG does great concerts.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:40 PM (T1005)

716 I never asked for his "dismissal".

He asked for it, indeed he demanded it, by ignoring my subtle warning to just walk away.

I'll lift it in the morning when I get up.  This one is just a "time out".

For obvious trolls, I give no warning.  I usually only give one warning for overtly obnoxious shit.  I was feeling generous tonight -- he got two and persisted anyway.

I have a much shorter fuse than Ace, and I don't agonize over it and navel gaze the way he does.  People decide their own fates.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:41 PM (9MLX+)

717 Jeff B.: exactly right re Spector and Kubrick. It's especially funny re Shelly Duvall. She to this day says "I'm glad I had the opportunity to work with Kubrick, but it's not something I'd like to repeat." IOW, thank God that's over.

Not that it justifies anything, but I've read Kubrick rarely treated actors like he did Duvall. Supposedly, Duvall was a "special case" because she would constantly ask Kubrick for feedback, i.e. validation... which SK NEVER gave to anybody on the set. Finally, he got a bit desperate/creative with her and, because he thought her acting was wooden but didn't want to have to send her back to the agency and reshoot, decided he's try some "method directing" to improve her "method acting."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:42 PM (xY8+2)

718 Mikey, also a great song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:42 PM (xY8+2)

719 709  By FAR the best bet on TV's is Walmart as they discontinue a model.  You can get a 50"  for $398 right now

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:43 PM (b7yum)

720 Jesus!  18th inning, coming up!

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:43 PM (n/+FT)

721 "Yeah, the Dodgers came off looking childish with their antics. But c'mon, it's no big deal. I want them to lose because I hate big-spending moneybags teams like that as a matter of sheer principle."

I agree.  It is easy, as a fan to curse the big-market teams.  The Yankees will always be a target.  Los Angeles is now Big Time.

For a bunch of kids to jump in a fountain and declare that "Armageddon"?

...ridiculous.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 09:44 PM (lq3Ak)

722 Jeff: also, like you said, Illegal Alien could *never* get released as a single today. Sad, really. Kinda like "Blazing Saddles."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:44 PM (xY8+2)

723 http://tinyurl.com/kkesumz  Just remember EVERY purchase from Walmart pisses off a collectivist totalitarian

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:44 PM (b7yum)

724 Cthulu, The kid supposedly has "issues". The only issue I can see is that he's typical of so many of his generation: Thinks he's special and all that jazz, until he gets his ass in a sling--then he comes crying for daddy to bail him out. As it stands, the court case isn't til the end of Oct, and he can't leave the state, so now it's a matter of finding him a place to stay in Cali.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 09:46 PM (P7ej2)

725

719  Can't stay with me unless he's good at reloading

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:47 PM (b7yum)

726 699 >>>Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 01:29 AM

Go to Sam's Club, buy a 40" Vizio. Done with it for $400.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 21, 2013 01:35 AM (eQJwb)



I live "way out West, they have a name -- for wind and rain and fire.....", and it's a long way to a Sam's Club. The regular WalMart has a Vizio E390-A1 for $348 and, a M401I-A3 for $498, a E470I-A0 for $548, and a E500I-A1 for $628.



As a CPA, I'm just going to have to build a spreadsheet.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:47 PM (T1005)

727 By the way, for every big-spending Dodgers team that buys its way to the playoffs, there is also a Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

I fucking LOATHE the Angels (I was and remain a Mariners fan, loved 'em long before the Nats came to town), so you have no idea how much joy their currently apocalyptic outlook brings me.  Both Hamilton AND Pujols, anchoring that team down for years to come...bwahahahahaha....

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 09:47 PM (n/+FT)

728 Ok bed time for me. Night y'all.

Posted by: Lauren at September 20, 2013 09:47 PM (ELdpj)

729 lol DAve, I wouldn't wish him on my worst enemy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 09:48 PM (P7ej2)

730 Jeff: and I'm also definitely a far bigger Brian Wilson fan than Spector fan too. One of the things I respect a lot about Wilson is that unlike a lot of Hollywood hypocrites, he didn't "pass along" the abuse he received. He got so much abuse from his father, from Mike Love, record labels, etc. etc. etc., yet apparently always stayed something of a "nice guy" to the people he worked with.

It's telling IMHO that Spector is the dude in prison nowadays, and Wilson is the living legend that everyone wants to shake hands with. Sometimes the nice guys actually do finish first.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:49 PM (xY8+2)

731 50" is better than 40"

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:49 PM (b7yum)

732 Damnit, I sure wish the Os would hit the ball somewhere other than right to the Rays second baseman.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2013 09:50 PM (jt8G9)

733 The Dodgers ownership has said they'll pattern themselves after the Lakers "all star at every position at any price" pattern

That gets you a year or two of championship ball (see Phillies), but you're stuck a few years later with past prime players with huge contracts that you can't get rid of, and an emptied out farm system

The Cubs and White Sox wisely saw that they were going to suck even with the stars on their roster, so they traded them off for prospects and both teams farm systems are in much better shape

The Brewers got hammered with Braun's suspension and Hart's injury, both would have brought A-plus prospects to replenish one of the worst systems.

The Astros might be kicking ass in a few years, they've acquired top propects from other teams, had the top picks this year, and will have the top picks next year in one of the best drafts to come along in years

The Mets are loaded with pitching on their farm system, but don't have much in position prospects for a team that badly needs offense. If Johan Santana hadn't blown his shoulder out in spring training, he might have brought a nice haul at the trade deadline

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:50 PM (/9IC1)

734 Yep, WMT is the place to buy trailing edge tech when they getting rid of a line.

Home Depot steeply discounts shit they're dropping too.  I got 6-pack cases of HALO brand 6" recessed lights (with trims) for $10/case a few years ago.  They were switching to some other brand and wanted those cases gone, so I took all I could.  I installed every one of them fixtures between my crib and the neighbors.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:50 PM (9MLX+)

735 712 Jeff B.: exactly right re Spector and Kubrick. It's especially funny re Shelly Duvall. She to this day says "I'm glad I had the opportunity to work with Kubrick, but it's not something I'd like to repeat." IOW, thank God that's over.

Not that it justifies anything, but I've read Kubrick rarely treated actors like he did Duvall. Supposedly, Duvall was a "special case" because she would constantly ask Kubrick for feedback, i.e. validation...
which SK NEVER gave to anybody on the set. Finally, he got a bit desperate/creative with her and, because he thought her acting was wooden but didn't want to have to send her back to the agency and reshoot, decided he's try some "method directing" to improve her "method acting."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 01:42 AM (xY8+2)



I think the anecdotes regarding Kubrick's interaction with R. Lee Ermey are some of the funniest in all of film-making.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:51 PM (T1005)

736 Jeff B.: you mean the "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim"? ;-)

Don't know if you live anywhere near Orange County, but it's to the point in Anaheim that most of the residents don't want the Angels there anymore. Supposedly team owner Arte Moreno is trying to bleed the city bone dry with concessions in order to kinda-sorta-maybe promise to stick around for a few more years.

And the columnist I wrote about earlier, Gustavo Arellano of the OCWeekly, recently wrote a piece actually asking for Moreno to move the Angels to Arizona or anywhere else except inside of the OC.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:51 PM (xY8+2)

737 "693 Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 21, 2013 01:29 AM (31Nrp)

Good thing I never married then, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 01:34 AM (gmoEG)"



If you were going to hang out with HG Wells, probably.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 20, 2013 09:51 PM (31Nrp)

738 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 01:42 AM (xY8+2)

I know.  And back then I was lifting picnic tables onto trailers to move them around the park for company gatherings and thought (and felt) nothing of it.  And now thinking of that makes my back hurt, and Peter Gabriel (and so many others) are bald and gray if they so lived that long.

I'd like to be like old Clemanceau, looking at the young girls in their spring dresses passing by the cafe in Pairs and mutter "Oh, to be seventy again."

Because that is really the Way of the Moron Horde.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 09:53 PM (gmoEG)

739 The Dodgers ownership has said they'll pattern themselves after the Lakers "all star at every position at any price" pattern

That maybe gets you into the playoffs or a wildcard, no guarantee of a ring though (see 2003 World Series results)

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 09:53 PM (9MLX+)

740 cthulhu: supposedly Kubrick LOVED Ermey, and called him an "intimidation machine."

Kubrick NEVER allowed actors to improvise at all on any of his films, with only two exceptions: Peter Sellers on Dr. Strangelove, and Ermey on Full Metal Jacket. He couldn't believe the stuff that would/could come out of their mouths.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 09:53 PM (xY8+2)

741 724  Lotta that going around- hang tough and be the adult

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 09:55 PM (b7yum)

742 just out of curiousity, what is the longest MLB game ever?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 09:56 PM (P7ej2)

743 The Wrecking Crew, the session musicians who played the instruments on so many hits of the 60s, loved Brian Wilson. He was a perfectionist, but he treated them with respect to the point where he didn't even use profanity in their sessions. He was always trying new things and then something else, but he had a way of explaining to them what he wanted

Here's Brian in studio sessions for the Pet Sounds album;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIETb-6n1M8

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:56 PM (/9IC1)

744 729 Yep, WMT is the place to buy trailing edge tech when they getting rid of a line.

Home Depot steeply discounts shit they're dropping too. I got 6-pack cases of HALO brand 6" recessed lights (with trims) for $10/case a few years ago. They were switching to some other brand and wanted those cases gone, so I took all I could. I installed every one of them fixtures between my crib and the neighbors.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 01:50 AM (9MLX+)



Crap. The trims for a single light were like $6. And the cans were more.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 09:56 PM (T1005)

745 feel like I'm 13 again spanking it to a girl in a fuzzy picture

Posted by: The Dude at September 20, 2013 09:57 PM (vJdyz)

746 Oh, and btw...after that last thread, I will NEVER be able to watch Star Trek in quite the same way ever again. Spock into fat chicks....at least Kirk is into shapely green chicks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 09:59 PM (P7ej2)

747 And now thinking of that makes my back hurt, and Peter Gabriel (and so many others) are bald and gray if they so lived that long.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 01:53 AM

Pete Townshend was never a handsome man, and now he looks like Uncle Leo

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 09:59 PM (/9IC1)

748 Well here's hoping the Pirates have a decent run in the playoffs and thankfully the NHL starts in a couple of weeks because my Steelers suck. Luckily they play the Browns twice so they won't lose every game this year.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 20, 2013 09:59 PM (8SsiG)

749

If you were spanking it to a girl I guess that proves you weren't a Genesis fan

"Have you seen Junior's grades???"

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 10:00 PM (b7yum)

750 kbdabear: exactly. The Wrecking Crew also worked extensively with Spector.

The difference was, while Brian Wilson was polite, professional, and kept his demons out of the studio, supposedly almost every day Spector would be literally doing heroin and drinking behind the mixer, all while having a nervous breakdown about something that went wrong earlier.

There's a funny story at Wikipedia that even George Harrison got rather fed up with Spector when he was helping with the "All Things Must Pass" album. Harrison supposedly once said it took Spector "18 cherry brandies" before he could finally get down to work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:00 PM (xY8+2)

751 "People decide their own fates."
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate

I doubt that you "know me from Adam", but I appreciate what you do and I don't question how you do it.

I felt a little "dogged", but I didn't care, much.  I rarely do.

 I'm glad to know that you're on the scene, however, because there are folks who really do get out of control.

The slap on the wrist seems justified.  I just want the guy, (Tillikum), to know that I'm always open to welcoming him back in and I'm not afraid of any debate.

Thanks, Purp.  You didn't even have to explain yourself, but you did.

...and as much as I disagree with some folks around here, the information through rational, suggestive, explosive argument is priceless.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:00 PM (lq3Ak)

752 734 The Dodgers ownership has said they'll pattern themselves after the Lakers "all star at every position at any price" pattern

That maybe gets you into the playoffs or a wildcard, no guarantee of a ring though (see 2003 World Series results)
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 01:53 AM

NOW you tell us!!

Posted by: New York Yankees at September 20, 2013 10:01 PM (/9IC1)

753 I think the anecdotes regarding Kubrick's interaction with R. Lee Ermey are some of the funniest in all of film-making.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 01:51 AM (T1005)


Likely because Kubrick understood what a tough guy actually was, and that Ermey could call upon a few 'friends' if he needed to.


Christ, you are trying to play tough guy with an actual drill instructor?  Where do you want your pieces delivered, sir?*


NB:  I actually had a high school teacher that hit the beach at Iwo Jima.  Nice guy; and then again....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 10:02 PM (gmoEG)

754 "Both Hamilton AND Pujols, anchoring that team down for years to come...bwahahahahaha...."
Posted by: Jeff B.

What do they call that?  It is a 'germanic' word... Schadenfreude?

I feel it when Michigan loses to Ohio State.  The tears sustain me... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:05 PM (lq3Ak)

755 Spector must have been so batshit crazy that Ike Turner was scared enough to keep out of the River Deep Mountain High sessions after he was told if he showed up again, Spector would shoot him dead on the spot

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 10:06 PM (/9IC1)

756 >>>Jeff: and I'm also definitely a far bigger Brian Wilson fan than Spector fan too. One of the things I respect a lot about Wilson is that unlike a lot of Hollywood hypocrites, he didn't "pass along" the abuse he received. He got so much abuse from his father, from Mike Love, record labels, etc. etc. etc., yet apparently always stayed something of a "nice guy" to the people he worked with.

It's hard not to feel bad for Brian Wilson -- an extremely sensitive, emotionally fragile guy who was horribly mistreated by his awful father.

I actually think Mike Love is rather unfairly maligned, however.  I think he's been given the title of designated villain even though a lot of his supposedly objectionable actions are a lot more understandable when you know the full story.  For example, he really DID co-write a ton of the Beach Boys' songs during their hit-making period -- he was in fact their primary lyricist prior to Pet Sounds.  And his beef was never really with Brian Wilson so much as it was with Murry Wilson, who intentionally screwed him out of the songwriting credits and royalties for those big hits. 

Also, while we all think Love was a philistine for failing to appreciate the musical genius of Wilson's Pet Sounds/Smile stuff, you have to understand where he was coming from: Wilson had ducked out of touring duties, leaving Love to shoulder the sole responsibility of being the group's leader on the road.  Meanwhile Brian is coming up with all this new music that is absolutely impossible to perform, and coincidentally enough he no longer has to worry about performing it on a nightly basis (which is how The Beach Boys actually made most of their money, not from record sales).  Love's a difficult guy in a lot of ways, but he's not really a villain IMO.  The real villain was Murry Wilson.  Nothing good to say about that asshole.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 10:06 PM (n/+FT)

757 I mean, he was old, he was fat, and he could give you that look that made you think he was measuring you for a coffin.

Some guys you just do not want to push certain buttons with.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 10:07 PM (gmoEG)

758 "Have you seen Junior's grades???"

- Van Halen, from the album "Women and Children First" (1980). I know some of the tough-guy rock too. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:08 PM (xY8+2)

759 I had a Drill Sergeant back in 1987 at Ft Jackson whose name was--I kid you not--Dick. He tried to model himself after Ermey, but couldn't quite pull it off... We got smoked all the time because we just could not help laughing. It didn't help help that he was like 5'6" and just oozed douchiness.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 10:08 PM (P7ej2)

760 748 I think the anecdotes regarding Kubrick's interaction with R. Lee Ermey are some of the funniest in all of film-making.


Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 01:51 AM (T1005)

Likely because Kubrick understood what a tough guy actually was, and that Ermey could call upon a few 'friends' if he needed to.
Christ, you are trying to play tough guy with an actual drill instructor? Where do you want your pieces delivered, sir?*
NB: I actually had a high school teacher that hit the beach at Iwo Jima. Nice guy; and then again....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 02:02 AM (gmoEG)



The general overview was that they had Ermey on as a consultant to coach an actor into mimicking.....well....Ermey. And Kubrick kept running into "what the hell are we paying an actor for?"

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 10:08 PM (T1005)

761 Speaking of well-known actors who were Marine drill instructors -- http://tinyurl.com/9y75w .

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 10:12 PM (T1005)

762 756 Speaking of well-known actors who were Marine drill instructors -- http://tinyurl.com/9y75w .

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 02:12 AM (T1005)



Just imagine that voice mocking your sissified ways and deviant sexual predilictions.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 10:13 PM (T1005)

763 The general overview was that they had Ermey on as a consultant to coach an actor into mimicking.....well....Ermey. And Kubrick kept running into "what the hell are we paying an actor for?"

 

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 02:08 AM

 

That comes from Ermey? Have a hard time squaring that with "Boys from Compancy C". I guess if Kubrick didn't want to be as obvious, initially, but gave in and went with it. But it's difficult to view Ermey as anything other than first choice. Mind you, I'm not as familiar with the inner workings of FMJ as the earlier ones.

Posted by: otho at September 20, 2013 10:13 PM (9gNQd)

764 Hey GGE, released from the skating rink I take it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2013 10:14 PM (pDfBu)

765 kbdabear: I knew Spector was scary, but not that scary. Ike Turner was... well, not someone I would ever have wanted to have to work with.

Jeff, yeah, Murry Wilson makes Mike Love look like Debby Boone. I do still feel Love was far more abusive to Brian than he ever needed to be, however. IMHO Love had the classic case of talking too much, listening too little.

And then having said that, dealing with Brian during his deep depression phase, which ran on waaay too long (roughly 1969 through about 1984), must have been quite trying for Love as well as for the rest of the Beach Boys as well. It's hard to deal with anybody who thinks of themselves as a helpless victim, even when that person is as incredibly talented as Brian Wilson. According to legend, it took a huge intervention setup, with the members basically pretending to fire Brian from the band, in order for him to finally get some serious help.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:14 PM (xY8+2)

766 From The Blaze: A parent in Towson, Md., was arrested Thursday night at a public forum after vocally expressing his concerns about the Baltimore County School DistrictÂ’s plan to use Common Core standards in its curriculum.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 10:15 PM (P7ej2)

767 My junior high earth science/chem teacher was a Vietnam vet.   Order was kept, and attention riveted by smashing a stainless steel rod down on the bench next to offenders or anyone nodding off. 

By the end of the year, the wood edges of the benches looked like they'd been scalloped with a router.

He had some pics of him and his buds with a couple of severed VC heads too.  That kinda shit impresses a kid in the 7th or 8th grade. 

Of course today, he'd be hauled out in shackles, and locked away as a deranged lunatic.  Serious dude.  We learned what needed to be learned though.  He knew his shit.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 10:15 PM (9MLX+)

768 Imagine Phil Spector with a shaky gun-hand.

...scary?  lol

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:16 PM (lq3Ak)

769

Slam Murry Wilson all you want, but if he hadn't been the way he was Brian Wilson would have been a total nobody prole instead of a superstar genius millionaire.  Would that be better?

Everyone likes sausage, but...

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 10:19 PM (b7yum)

770 >>>That comes from Ermey? Have a hard time squaring that with "Boys from Compancy C". I guess if Kubrick didn't want to be as obvious, initially, but gave in and went with it. But it's difficult to view Ermey as anything other than first choice.

It comes from Kubrick, actually.  Ermey wanted to audition for the part, but Kubrick had seen Ermey in The Boys From Company C and thought his performance wasn't tough enough for what he was looking for in the part (Ermey doesn't exactly get the same sort of splenetic insult-nirvana lines in that film).  So he hired Ermey as a consultant to train the eventual actor cast in the part.  Ermey cut a 'training video' of his being pelted with balls, fruit, etc. nonstop as he rattled off a 15 minute barrage of Drill Instructor Greatest Hits without once flinching or breaking character.  It impressed Kubrick enough that he said "ah fuck it, you got the job."

Then when on set, Kubrick was impressed (and amused) so much by Ermey's way with words and very authentic-seeming demeanor that he gave him free license to improvise his lines so long as he stuck within the broad outlines of what his character was supposed to say.  As others have pointed out, Kubrick never allowed actors to do that sort of thing -- he's not Robert Altman or young Ridley Scott.  But Ermey, like Peter Sellers, just owned the part so much that he quickly realized he'd get far better film by allowing him to flow naturally rather than trying to write things for him to say.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 10:20 PM (n/+FT)

771 762 That whole dynamic of man training as an element of schooling is gone.  My 19 year old students are great guys but it's like they're hollow inside.

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 10:21 PM (b7yum)

772 Now, my dad was a high school teacher and he told me this story.  It was in the early 1970's when the hippie stuff was getting down to the high school level.  One student came to class wearing an Iron Cross.  The teacher got the student to the side and said 'That's an Iron Cross.  The last man I saw wearing one I bayoneted.  Don't ever wear that into my room again.'

Didn't happen again, per dad's story.  Some of these quiet guys, you really do not want to push.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 10:22 PM (gmoEG)

773 Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 02:15 AM (9MLX+)

Shit... I couldn't imagine my IPC, (Introductory to Physical Science), teacher showing me Cong-Heads.

He did, however, use a large aluminum pole to drop/smack/whirl and whale upon those "un-listening masses".

He never served in Vietnam, but "bullshit data" was used more than once in the classroom.  He "got away with" that language in 1987.

Thinking back, he used to say, "If you want to be a moron, that's your choice.  Mathematically, it makes no sense."

...I got an "A".

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:23 PM (lq3Ak)

774 DAve, except that Murry was still ridiculously abusive-- and even hitting-- Brian, Dennis and Carl, well after the Beach Boys were selling tons of records and tour tickets. Plus like Jeff said, he completely sold out the band's rights to their own songs, and then made beyond-lame excuses for it along the lines of "you're a bunch of stupid kids, what do you know about anything?" Despite the fact they were all about ten thousand times more successful in the music business than Murry ever was.

From what I've read, Murry was frankly near-psychotic who was completely incapable of thinking of anyone's interests except his own selfish ones. I'm sure it didn't help that the Wilsons' mother dealt with it by drinking herself into a coma every night either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:23 PM (xY8+2)

775 Posted by: Jeff B. at September 21, 2013 02:20 AM (n/+FT)



I also loved the bit where Kubrick stopped the filming in order to be informed about the nature of a "reach-around".

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 10:24 PM (T1005)

776 Night All. Here is "Mary Anne With the Shaky Hand" from The Who: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfDSA7hyHg

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 10:24 PM (Vk2pI)

777 One thing I will say in defense of Mike Love: I've read he had actual fistfights with Murry Wilson in the early 1960s, trying to defend Brian and the other Wilsons from having to deal with his ridiculous abusive behavior.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:25 PM (xY8+2)

778 Heh... Peter Sellers.  He'd have made some great roles today, even.  He'd have been, what?

...Ninety?

"Does Your Dog Bite?"

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:26 PM (lq3Ak)

779 Thank you guys for letting me ramble on... The BH is flying back from Cali tomorrow morning, and I should get some shuteye so I can be at my perkiest when I pick him up at the airport. If I have not said so before, you guys are an oasis in a desert of utter insanity, and I hope that one day, if y'all are in the Ft Hood area, that I can finally meet y'all. And thanks for the offer DAve, but the kumquat wouldn't know a gun from his own asshole.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 20, 2013 10:26 PM (P7ej2)

780 >>>Jeff, yeah, Murry Wilson makes Mike Love look like Debby Boone. I do still feel Love was far more abusive to Brian than he ever needed to be, however.

The thing is, what looks "abusive" to us on the outside, with Brian's eventual breakdown and 40 years of retrospective judgment to fall back on, looked far different to them at the time.  You know what it was back then?  Typical shit-talking and back-and-forth insult wars between family members.  These guys weren't strangers, or even in some sort of unequal (e.g. father/son) relationship.  They were cousins.  They ranked on each other (you can hear lots of studio session outtakes where Brian is clowning on Mike just as badly, BTW) the way me and my brother got each other's goats all the time when we were teenagers, or the way my cousins and I locked horns. 

Furthermore, Love probably felt he was being pulled apart by horses in the late '60s and early '70s, with every member of the Wilson family (the creative engine of the group - not just Brian, but Dennis and Carl as well) becoming a freaky unreliable drug addict.  And then there's the whole "oops Dennis is associating with the Manson Family and now we're getting serious death threats from them!" soap opera that Love had to handle. 

Again, he's kind of a jerk, no question.  But he also had to spend years running what must've felt like an insane asylum, all the while catching endless hell from the "hip" music media about how he was an Evil Philistine Buzzkill. 

That said, his Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction speech is legendarily cringeworthy.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 10:26 PM (n/+FT)

781 768  My high school Auto teacher was a Marine on Tarawa.  When discussing motor oils he used to say "Friction is very important.  Without it you wouldn't be here."  Man training.

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 10:27 PM (b7yum)

782 I've never fell into the "let's all hate Mike Love" bit, although the guy does seem to be a dick in person and spends almost time litigating as performing.

Love wanted to be an actor at first, but he quickly found his cousin Brian to be a faster meal ticket to stardom. A lot of Love's objections known as "don't fuck with the formula, Brian" were understandable fear of being pushed out. Dennis and Mike detested each other to the point where they often had to be physically separated, and Dennis was starting to show some ability himself after learning from Brian. Carl was becoming more assertive too when Brian went into his shell.

Love does deserve credit for penning the lyrics to their huge early 60s hits, as Brian was no lyricist and he knew he was no lyricist. Love also kept the money coming in through the concert tours, and he and Johnston were natural showman on stage while Dennis was usually so drunk he could barely see.




Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 10:27 PM (/9IC1)

783 774  Was he raised by a woman by any chance?

Posted by: DAve at September 20, 2013 10:28 PM (b7yum)

784 "Does Your Dog Bite?"

"That's not my dog."


Night all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 20, 2013 10:28 PM (gmoEG)

785 SMFH's Link @ The Blaze:

http://tinyurl.com/lx2wtr9

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:30 PM (lq3Ak)

786 Posted by: Mikey NTH

Later, gator.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:31 PM (lq3Ak)

787 kbdabear and Jeff: right, as early 1960s society through the 1970s wasn't nearly as psychoanalyzed to death as life is today. Love also ultimately did a pretty good job with his vocals and other duties on Pet Sounds. In fact, Love now supposedly acknowledges that Pet Sounds was a huge leap forward for the Beach Boys, and pop music in general. He also admits that he didn't "get" a lot of it at the time, although he does now.

I know that today, both of them are far more reflective too. I don't think Mike Love is still screaming at Brian about anything, and Brian seems okay about giving credit where credit is due about a lot of the hits.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:33 PM (xY8+2)

788 Al Pacino playing Phil Spector in HBO's "Spector"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ipmur8FOLE

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 10:34 PM (/9IC1)

789 That same year, the English "teacher" adopted the "open classroom" fad that was going around at the time.

No plan, no structure, do whatever the fuck you wanted and give yourself a grade at the end of the year. 

Some people wound up playing RISK for the whole year, others read newspapers or got some books out of the library. 

The "teacher" spent the whole day reading the racing form.

This wasn't one of those goofy new age private schools, this was one of the most well regarded public school districts in the Albany NY area.

Oddly enough, in that rural school district, where discipline problems were almost non-existent, and the class being brighter than average, the free-form thing kinda worked.  Most got bored of RISK pretty quick and actually commenced on productive avenues of self-directed study that went way deeper than anything a pblic school normally offers.

I don't think you could ever make it work in a public school today.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 10:37 PM (9MLX+)

790 I often wonder where the line is "crossed" in Town Hall situations where no questions seem to be allowed.  The Left seems to ignore protocol and get embarrassed, yet there are functions where their questions seem pertinent.

Why not ours?

We don't dress in vagina costumes, nor do we "perform" for the media-types.  I'd imagine that this guy won't pay much of a fine, nor will he serve but a night, (two hours), in jail.

Civil disobedience seems to be protocol.  I'm thinking that we always "do it better" than the Professional Left, let alone the Flunky Left.

I liked this guy's stand.  I didn't mind him being escorted out, but that's just me.  YMMV.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:39 PM (lq3Ak)

791 More Al Pacino as Phil Spector;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfXs104e0yo

Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2013 10:43 PM (/9IC1)

792 Slapweasel, interesting about Peter Sellers: he pretty much refused to talk about his personal life. He was known entirely by his roles. Supposedly an interviewer once asked Sellers, "what's your personality?" And Sellers responded, "I don't have one."

There's also some funny stuff about how Sellers completely alienated Orson Welles and just about everyone else on the set of "Casino Royale" in 1967, plus that he literally threw a temper tantrum when his friend Princess Margaret showed up... to visit Welles, who later announced that he refused to even be on the same stage with an immature "amateur" like Sellers. Apparently they had some spats.

Then Sellers just walked off the picture, refused to return to the set, and the whole remainder of the "Casino Royale" film script had to be rewritten to explain his character's disappearance. Geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:45 PM (xY8+2)

793 "I don't think you could ever make it work in a public school today."
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate

Probably not.  That might have worked in one of my math classes, but not anything else.  I worked silently on many an equation, (finishing First in our Math Olympics), but put me in am English Class, and I'd have driven that thing off the rails faster than you could say 'prepositional phrase'.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:46 PM (lq3Ak)

794 Alright, 'night all.  Glad to see that we can still call each other pussy RINOs and/or TrueCon simpletons during the day, yet simply set it all aside and have a fun discussion about random shit and good music in the ONT.  See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 20, 2013 10:47 PM (n/+FT)

795 Goodnight Jeff! I enjoy talking music and flicks with ya.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:48 PM (xY8+2)

796 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 02:45 AM (xY8+2)

Yeah... I knew about most of the "weirdness".  It was tragic, the way he died because his family couldn't even explain why he was the way he was.

He wanted to be taken seriously, and he could have been.  He could have been amongst the greatest actors of our time, as he was not only classically trained, but excelled at drama.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:50 PM (lq3Ak)

797 Later, Jeff!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 10:50 PM (lq3Ak)

798 Slapweasel, Sellers was getting awfully close (again IMHO) near the end of his life to getting those "serious" roles and being taken seriously. I still remember how much the critics loved him in "Being There."

Had Sellers lived just a few more years, he probably would have won an Oscar for a performance. Unfortunately, it was not To Be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 10:54 PM (xY8+2)

799 Well, I spent the whole year pretty much reading non-kid books on aircraft and WWII history, which was a pretty good vocabulary expander. 

Everything I ever learned about 20th century history was pretty much self-directed.  I don't think the NY State Regents syllabus had been updated since about the 1890's. 

WWI, yea it happened.
WWII, Nazi's/Japan bad, US/Brits good.
Korea, nada.
Cold war dynamics.  nada.
Vietnam (still in progress at the time), nada.

I just summarized detailed in 5 lines the extent of modern history taught in the NY public schools in the late 60's and 70's.

In high school I wrote a history paper on the Russian's defense strategy against the Germans and initially got an "F" on it.  It was so advanced the teacher thought for sure I'd plagiarized it from somewhere.  After proving I hadn't, I got an A.  He'd just found it hard to believe a high school student could know so much about something most high school students didn't even know existed.


Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 10:58 PM (9MLX+)

800 I give you Wire.

I heartily approve. Been listening to them since I was in college radio in the early 80s

Posted by: bill-o at September 20, 2013 11:02 PM (AWwDY)

801 well she was no ordinary woman. as they were finishing up the last year or so of their marriage, she got up, drove a spike of heroin in whatever vein she could find and had a side business turning tricks in their apartment building. also had an affair with their neighbor. Posted by: yankeefifth man am I in the wrong place? I enter a note about a guy with pierced junk who has a wife engaged in the preceding and nothing? sigh. I am going to bed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2013 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

802 I'd have liked to call Jeff B some names, but I had the opportunity to do that during the day.  There were too many others taking up the mantle and I didn't deem it necessary, however. 

When he's on the ONT, he's got his shit down and I eat it up because he's cooler that the other side of the pillow.

I'm stuck on Beach Boys nonsense now, because I'm six-beers-in and inquisitive.

The last time I read Jeff's stuff, he had me listening to shit I would never think about listening to, let alone look it up.

If there were a "Music Thread", I'd read it.  I'd read the SHIT out of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 11:04 PM (lq3Ak)

803 Goodnight, Y5!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 11:06 PM (lq3Ak)

804 #598

New interface standards are opening up much higher performance ceilings. But you'll need a new generation motherboard to take full advantage.

http://tinyurl.com/lxj7eyq

There is some pretty amazing stuff coming in the next year.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2013 11:08 PM (kcfmt)

805 794 Well, I spent the whole year pretty much reading non-kid books on aircraft and WWII history, which was a pretty good vocabulary expander.

Everything I ever learned about 20th century history was pretty much self-directed. I don't think the NY State Regents syllabus had been updated since about the 1890's.

WWI, yea it happened.
WWII, Nazi's/Japan bad, US/Brits good.
Korea, nada.
Cold war dynamics. nada.
Vietnam (still in progress at the time), nada.

I just summarized detailed in 5 lines the extent of modern history taught in the NY public schools in the late 60's and 70's.

In high school I wrote a history paper on the Russian's defense strategy against the Germans and initially got an "F" on it. It was so advanced the teacher thought for sure I'd plagiarized it from somewhere. After proving I hadn't, I got an A. He'd just found it hard to believe a high school student could know so much about something most high school students didn't even know existed.


Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 02:58 AM (9MLX+)



In High School, I took a course titled "20th Century Wars" -- in which, among other things, I learned the little thing in Korea in the 50s was the SECOND time we had been there in the 20th Century. I have little love for the way history is usually taught in public schools.



The scene-changer for this was the American History version of "The French and Indian War" -- which, on its face, makes no freakin' sense at all as portrayed in American History textbooks. Mind you, if it's the North American campaigns of a war between the French and English overseas empires, everything falls into place -- but that ignores the primacy of the USA-centric narrative.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 11:10 PM (T1005)

806

so I just got home and jumped by 80lbs of girlie glee

get a kid an alienware and she'll love you for three minutes and disappear

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:14 PM (ht6M+)

807 I was down at Fry's today, and noted some 4TB drives. I thought 2TB was the limit of the drive format.....how do you format and use a 4TB drive?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 11:14 PM (T1005)

808 801
so I just got home and jumped by 80lbs of girlie glee
get a kid an alienware and she'll love you for three minutes and disappear

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:14 AM (ht6M+)



Yeah, but you'd do it again in a heartbeat -- you softie.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 11:15 PM (T1005)

809

hey purp and others, on the SSDs

im looking for two 256 internals, price is no matter

im sporting Samsung 840 pros now and if theres faster out there i'll get them for me and give my girl mine

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:16 PM (ht6M+)

810 803  yeah i'm whipped

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:16 PM (ht6M+)

811 805 803 yeah i'm whipped

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:16 AM (ht6M+)



You're human -- and that's a factory-installed, built-in function.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 11:18 PM (T1005)

812 I was down at Fry's today, and noted some 4TB drives. I thought 2TB was the limit of the drive format.....how do you format and use a 4TB drive?

Perhaps by partitioning and formatting it as two 2TB drives?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:18 PM (xY8+2)

813 primacy of the USA-centric narrative

Yep, a lot of history seems random'ish until you're standing at the right viewing angle.

A good history teacher would work around the limitation of the textbook and provide that needed angle.  Mine pretty much sucked as most do and just plowed through the books as-is with little/no value-add.

Who knows, maybe they'd been taught with the same drivel and didn't know any better?

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 11:21 PM (9MLX+)

814

how do you fill a 4T?

I cant fill a 256!!!

 

although the wife has the big drives and the main computer

she runs two 500's in raid1

me and the kid run 2 256s in raid0

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:22 PM (ht6M+)

815 navycopjoe: getcherself a quality video/audio editing program and some projects. That drive will fill up in no time. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:23 PM (xY8+2)

816 "man am I in the wrong place? I enter a note about a guy with pierced junk who has a wife engaged in the preceding and nothing?"
Posted by: yankeefifth

I've written a soliloquy or twelve that has gone unnoticed.  Such is the nature of AoSHQ.  I've had one hundred people laughing at my comedy as they were pining for "Bare-As-You-Dare" Girls...  errrr, Ladies, to strut their stuff.

I've "held court", as well as been the butt-of-the-joke, to get off-stage.

Like the NFL defensive back, you need to forget the last play and get down to bump n' run on the next.

When I'm wrong, I apologize.  When I'm right?  That takes care of itself without self-promotion.

I try to poke without self-aggrandizing, but I'm human.  I'd like to think that I'm important, but every night disagrees with me.

I'm never as funny as I suppose.  I'm never as smart as I tell myself.  I'm never as clever as the next guy.

As long as I stick to bottom-line mathematics and humility, I can do whatever comes next.  As soon as I think I'm "Joe Comedy", I fail like a jackass with a bow-tie and an attitude.


Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 11:24 PM (lq3Ak)

817

looks like the 840 pro is the fastest still

according to the reviews I can find

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:24 PM (ht6M+)

818

810  she's got the full adobe suite for school

this kid is smart

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:25 PM (ht6M+)

819

811  oh, did we determine if chicks with their belly button pierced is hot or not?

T has hers done with a simple diamond and yeah, looks good

she uses it to show off her abs

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:27 PM (ht6M+)

820 807 I was down at Fry's today, and noted some 4TB drives. I thought 2TB was
the limit of the drive format.....how do you format and use a 4TB drive?


Perhaps by partitioning and formatting it as two 2TB drives?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 03:18 AM (xY8+2)



I had thought that it was the limit of the partition, but if it's the format (e.g. NTFS, FAT32), I could see that.



It wasn't that long ago that I did a tour of NASA/Ames where everyone was going "ooh, aah" at a 6TB optical jukebox. I've got more than that on my intranet. Hell, I've got 2TB hanging off my router.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 11:27 PM (T1005)

821

To all in Calibonya......

That still hump O'Barry's leg like hyper-young puppies........

history will label you.....freaks of nature....and in future history books

 

you will get.....not a footnote........because THAT is how head-shakin EMBARRASSED!!! history writ LARGE is with your VERY EXISITENCE!!!

Though...clean-up will take a bit of elbow grease....there are those not shy of the hard work.....

 

 

jus sayin..........................

Posted by: Dick who is Richard at September 20, 2013 11:27 PM (m12E4)

822 Slapweasel, Sellers was getting awfully close (again IMHO) near the end of his life to getting those "serious" roles and being taken seriously. I still remember how much the critics loved him in "Being There."

Had Sellers lived just a few more years, he probably would have won an Oscar for a performance. Unfortunately, it was not To Be.

 

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 02:54 AM

 

Sellers was lazy. He wanted to be taken seriously, but, he kept taking $$$ for poor choices and easy box office. He didn't have the energy to pursue things that could acheive his desire of stretching his scope. About the only thing he really did heavy lifting for, to get off the ground etc, was "Being There", which panned out for him. But not for long as he fell back into old habits with the next weak project for $$$ and didn't capitalize on BT. Mind you, Being There would be hard to top. I'm not sure conventional roles were really ever going to be his forte, anyway. But, he certainly could have been outstanding as a villain in a non comedy.

Posted by: otho at September 20, 2013 11:28 PM (9gNQd)

823 but that ignores the primacy of the USA-centric narrative. Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 03:10 AM (T1005) Better than making the narrative about how everyone is oppressed by the oppressorsÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:30 PM (Vk2pI)

824 otho: Sellers had a lot of demons, that's for sure. And the way he treated his kids was criminal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:30 PM (xY8+2)

825 http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc773268%28v=ws.10%29.aspx

This technet article claims the physical limit on NTFS volumes is like 256T with 64k cluster size.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 11:32 PM (9MLX+)

826 817 Slapweasel, Sellers was getting awfully close (again IMHO) near the end of his life to getting those "serious" roles and being taken seriously. I still remember how much the critics loved him in "Being There."Had Sellers lived just a few more years, he probably would have won an Oscar for a performance. Unfortunately, it was not To Be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 02:54 AM

Sellers was lazy. He wanted to be taken seriously, but, he kept taking $$$ for poor choices and easy box office. He didn't have the energy to pursue things that could acheive his desire of stretching his scope. About the only thing he really did heavy lifting for, to get off the ground etc,was "Being There", which panned out for him. But not for long as he fell back into old habits with the next weak project for $$$ and didn't capitalize on BT. Mind you, Being There would be hard to top. I'm not sure conventional roles were really ever going to be his forte, anyway. But, he certainly could have been outstanding as a villain in a non comedy.

Posted by: otho at September 21, 2013 03:28 AM (9gNQd)



Sellers, like Alec Guinness, was a theatrical genius who you probably wouldn't have recognized if you were standing next to him in a supermarket checkout line. They both allowed themselves to be so possessed by iconic characters that they could be instantly recognizable....when they were in character. IRL, not so much.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 20, 2013 11:33 PM (T1005)

827 how do you fill a 4T? I cant fill a 256!!! although the wife has the big drives and the main computer she runs two 500's in raid1 me and the kid run 2 256s in raid0 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:22 AM (ht6M+) Really? I'm constantly running out of space. Got terabytes of stuff that I'm going to off load soon. 256G barely contains my C drive, with all my other stuff on other TB worth of drives. But then, I tend to be a heavy power user as well as being a digital packratÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)

828

822  I just use my sager for gaming so have like 10 games loaded and about 200 songs

the ssds in raid are hyper fast

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:35 PM (ht6M+)

829

819

So, and he is dead...so what the fuck is your point?

This site left to beat-up on dead people?

Do you fuck your mother?

Can I vid you while you jack-off in your bathroom?

WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!

Posted by: Dick who is Richard at September 20, 2013 11:37 PM (m12E4)

830 Rep. Darrell Issa will be traveling to Benghazi to investigate. http://tinyurl.com/l2tm6hn Am I the only one who was worried that something might happen, resulting in his never coming back?

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:38 PM (Vk2pI)

831

oh, this is what I got the girl

 

http://tinyurl.com/k9hkstt

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:38 PM (ht6M+)

832 #802

http://tinyurl.com/3xnuy3w

You need to be running a modern firmware and OS if you want to use greater than 2.4 TB volumes, especially if it needs to be bootable. The barrier was broken with Windows 7 (and others in the same time frame) and is now in the rearview mirror.

I can still remember pondering whether I could justify paying for a BIOS upgrade that would let me use an 8 GB drive as a single volume.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2013 11:39 PM (kcfmt)

833 oh, this is what I got the girl http://tinyurl.com/k9hkstt Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:38 AM (ht6M+) I despise Alienware. I've been burnt by them far too many times. I'm harsh on my computers and equipment, and Alienware hasn't been up to the job. That, and their customer service is why they are one of two companies on my s**t-list.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:40 PM (Vk2pI)

834

looking at Kingston memory now

can get another 8g for 80 bucks

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:40 PM (ht6M+)

835 I loathe staying around until "Richard" comes about.

I'm sorry, Richard.  Some, (if not most), people "get" you.  I don't.

I think you're a weird guy whose stunted thoughts are non-sequiturs, connected by a series of ellipses, loosely adhered by nothing and tethered to oblivion's nephew.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 11:41 PM (lq3Ak)

836

828  I was a fanboi till the R3

then I switched to sager/clevo and never looked back

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:42 PM (ht6M+)

837 I was a fanboi till the R3 then I switched to sager/clevo and never looked back Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:42 AM (ht6M+) I basically said f**k it an built my own machine with plenty of room to upgrade storage space, though I can only double my RAM from 32 to 64Â…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:44 PM (Vk2pI)

838

Posted by: Dick who is Richard at September 21, 2013 03:37 AM (m12E4)


"Yeah, I remember my first beer..." - Steve Martin (in response to a heckler)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:45 PM (xY8+2)

839 Which can be horribly inefficient if you have lots of small files.

One workaround I've seen used is to bundle a bunch of little files in archive formats like ZIP, so as to get the system to treat them as one big file. This creates a different waste problem but you have to weigh the costs of each.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2013 11:45 PM (kcfmt)

840 "I despise Alienware. I've been burnt by them far too many times."
The Political Hat

You're the first person I've heard who has scorned Alienware, as a whole.  The System Hardware is often overpriced, (highly), but the get-up itself is usually "as advertised".

...for six months.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 11:46 PM (lq3Ak)

841 Got terabytes of stuff that I'm going to off load soon.

Being mindful of allocation unit size (i.e. cluster) can make a huge difference depending on the nature of the data.

Small data on large clusters pisses away physical space like crazy.  The reverse, big data on small clusters, increases space needed for OS file system bookkeeping overhead and slows down the allocation procedure (and promotes file fragmentation).

Locating data on partitions with friendly cluster sizes for that data is a bit of work, but can pay.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 11:46 PM (9MLX+)

842

832  though I can only double my RAM from 32 to 64

damn!

ive got 32 (4x and no, not overkill

 

i'm a firm believer in overclocking until the desk melts

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:48 PM (ht6M+)

843 Interesting. RAM still matters.

http://tinyurl.com/krutpa3

Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2013 11:50 PM (kcfmt)

844 navycopjoe: overclocking doesn't cause your system to burn hot?

I always thought it could be an actual fire hazard if you overdo it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2013 11:50 PM (xY8+2)

845 Sellers, like Alec Guinness, was a theatrical genius who you probably wouldn't have recognized if you were standing next to him in a supermarket checkout line. They both allowed themselves to be so possessed by iconic characters that they could be instantly recognizable....when they were in character. IRL, not so much.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 03:33 AM

 

Always been a Sellers fan, but like some other faves, his filmography is difficult to deal with. So much rubbish and meh films. The Panther flicks didn't help much. They're spotty. Sellers for all his ability either didn't have the application to portray regular people, in conventional roles, or he couldn't do it. He went for idiosynchracies, which he was brilliant at. Sellers himself lamented that he lacked an ability to get somebody from "within", so to speak... IIRC.

Posted by: otho at September 20, 2013 11:50 PM (9gNQd)

846 200MB's?  How will I ever use that much storage?

Posted by: Joe at September 20, 2013 11:51 PM (0yvz+)

847 You're the first person I've heard who has scorned Alienware, as a whole. The System Hardware is often overpriced, (highly), but the get-up itself is usually "as advertised". ...for six months. Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 03:46 AM (lq3Ak) Worst. Hardware. Ever. I bought an alienware top of the line six years ago. Withing 6 months, I had to have the screen and some other physical components replaced. Within two years I had sent it in for repair three times before they sent me an outright replacement. The replacement would crash and reboot if I dared run a torrent program with almost anything else that wasn't in background. Finally, it got locked into a reboot cycle when I tried to turn it on, and I said "f**k it*, particularly since I had to put out a poster presentation withing 12 hours. For a desktop system, I will never go for anything but a custom build job.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:53 PM (Vk2pI)

848

839  a little

got to be careful and go slow or you can blow your gpus and cpu easily

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:55 PM (ht6M+)

849 842  dell fucked it up beyond all belief

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 20, 2013 11:56 PM (ht6M+)

850 Posted by: otho at September 21, 2013 03:50 AM (9gNQd)

His talent may be both a "waste" and a "loss".  Of which I'm quite sure?

...The Pink Panther Movies were an ensemble of comedy excellence.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 20, 2013 11:56 PM (lq3Ak)

851 though I can only double my RAM from 32 to 64 damn! ive got 32 (4x and no, not overkill i'm a firm believer in overclocking until the desk melts Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:48 AM (ht6M+) I like to run a plethora of programs at the same time, including half a dozen to a dozen scientific programs that eat up a lot of computation (mostly Fourier Transforms). I rarely eat up all 32 of my RAM, but I've often used most of it, and even then I've noticed slownessÂ… but then I've usually been running a bunch of other things that are resource intensive at the same time. One way or another, I'll get my machines/equipment to give me what I want when I want.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:58 PM (Vk2pI)

852 I can only double my RAM from 32 to 64Â…

Without a server class CPU with punched up L1/L2 cache sizes, the added ram isn't going to give the boost you might expect it to.

If you don't see a drive light coming on when a program is running but not doing I/O intensive stuff, then you're not memory constrained. 

The system perfmon tools will tell you what the utilization of physical memory is.  If its under 100% in your worst case scenario, then added memory would just be gobbled up by expansion of file system caches or simply remain unused. 

Bigger file system caches may or may not be a visible boost depending on the particular apps specific file system usage pattern.  Some might win, some might see nothing at all.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 20, 2013 11:59 PM (9MLX+)

853 dell fucked it up beyond all belief Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 03:56 AM (ht6M+) I remember when Dell had some of the most solid hardware. SighÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2013 11:59 PM (Vk2pI)

854 "[]iFor a desktop system, I will never go for anything but a custom build job." Posted by: The Political Hat

You sound like most of my friends.  I rely on them when I "discover" my system's breaking point... lol.

They've been in love with Alienware, however and ...damnit... It wasn't Dell, but some motherboard fried a lot during the past decade.  Maybe it was Dell, but I'm not sure.

To ask me about the motherboard itself would be akin to asking Peruvians about "Fair Trade".

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:01 AM (lq3Ak)

855

There is only "Meta"

everything else is just a "byte-me."

Posted by: Dick who is Richard at September 21, 2013 12:01 AM (m12E4)

856 ...maybe it was Dell!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:02 AM (lq3Ak)

857 Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 03:59 AM (9MLX+) I rarely need it, but sometimes I'll push my machine by doing multiple intensive things at the same time. I am now no where near the limit typically, and I'm probably fine for 32 now, but I wanted to plan ahead so as to not be limited in the future. Just sick and tired of not having room to breath, so as to speak, like I haven't had with most of my other machiens.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 12:05 AM (Vk2pI)

858 836 Got terabytes of stuff that I'm going to off load soon.

Being mindful of allocation unit size (i.e. cluster) can make a huge difference depending on the nature of the data.

Small data on large clusters pisses away physical space like crazy. The reverse, big data on small clusters, increases space needed for OS file system bookkeeping overhead and slows down the allocation procedure (and promotes file fragmentation).

Locating data on partitions with friendly cluster sizes for that data is a bit of work, but can pay.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 03:46 AM (9MLX+)



If only there were a data-centric OS or application that would take care of that crap.....'cause it's extremely computer-type stuff.




That last, BTW, comes from an old, old pep-talk I'd give my guys in the accounting department, where I'd go into how there were people things and computer things, and the more computer-things got handled by computers and people-things got handled by people, the better....but how having computers handling people-things was one kind of disaster and computer-things handled by people were another.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:05 AM (T1005)

859 for the price of my sageri could hav built an insane desktop

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 12:06 AM (ht6M+)

860 "The system perfmon tools will tell you what the utilization of physical memory is. If its under 100% in your worst case scenario, then added memory would just be gobbled up by expansion of file system caches or simply remain unused.

Bigger file system caches may or may not be a visible boost depending on the particular apps specific file system usage pattern. Some might win, some might see nothing at all.
"
Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate

No.  Shit.

When I doubled my RAM on a 64x Dell last year, that's exactly what happened.

Something "ate it".  ...right?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:06 AM (lq3Ak)

861 His talent may be both a "waste" and a "loss". Of which I'm quite sure?

...The Pink Panther Movies were an ensemble of comedy excellence.

 

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 03:56 AM

 

Yeah, dunno. I tend to think he had it in him to be a great "dramatic" actor, but... he just couldn't be bothered trying very hard or when he did, he agonized over it too much and overthought what he was doing... which led to the usual "bugger it, I'll just do a voice and use make up". He had some killer movies, some oddball and not so well known. "After The Fox" and "Alice B. Toklas" plus the classic "The Party". The Panther movies have brilliance IN them, but they're largely patchy IMHO. The first one was good and there was one sequel from the 70's that was fairly strong, but the others... ok, but unnecessary. I just think he went to the Closeau well too often... IMHO of course. I can't fault anyone who loves them. They are killer by today's standards of "comedy".

Posted by: otho at September 21, 2013 12:07 AM (9gNQd)

862

853  If only there were a data-centric OS

 

its called linux

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 12:08 AM (ht6M+)

863 If only there were a data-centric OS its called linux Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 04:08 AM (ht6M+) I've crashed Linux, Mac, and various UNIX systems as a restricted user. When I say I'm *harsh* on computers, I really mean it.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 12:09 AM (Vk2pI)

864 but I've often used most of it, and even then I've noticed slownessÂ…

A big load on a desktop/laptop class CPU will trash the living shit out out of the L1/L2 caches and force more (slower) ram accesses.

The difference in speed between getting a L1 hit and having to go to ram is often in the 10X slowdown range.  Even getting a L2 hit rather than a L1 is often in the 5X slowdown range

When its drag race time, these things live and die by the amount of L1/L2 hits they're getting.  More is better.  Always.

Look at the Intel server class CPU's and their L1/L2 sizes compared to the ordinary desktop crap.  The actual execution cores are virtually identical to the desktop shit in most cases - its the beefed L1/L2 sizes that add the juice

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 21, 2013 12:09 AM (9MLX+)

865

uggggh

i'm reading the reviews on newegg and these guys are fucking idiots

 

they're buying memory sticks at speeds which the bios wont support and saying "it makes my ssd's fly!!!11!!"

ugggh

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 12:12 AM (ht6M+)

866 but I strongly prefer the more avant-garde and harder-edged '72-'74 version of the group, the Muir/Wetton/Cross/Bruford/Fripp lineup.

Partial to the Fripp/Belew/Bruford/Levin lineup myself.  Discipline, Beat & 3 of a Perfect Pair

Posted by: bill-o at September 21, 2013 12:13 AM (AWwDY)

867 The only TRUE data-centric OS out there is the one for the IBM AS/400's.

Architecturally, those machines make no discrimination between objects in memory and objects on the disk drive.  Everything is accessible in the same address space in the same manner.  Memory and disk drive are (essentially) indistinguishable for programs.

The AS/400 system architecture is strange, fascinating, and quite revolutionary.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 21, 2013 12:15 AM (9MLX+)

868 "The first one was good and there was one sequel from the 70's that was fairly strong, but the others... ok, but unnecessary"
Posted by: otho

I don't think that there is a Pink Panther "fan" that will disagree with you.  His "difficulties" were legend.  I only wish he were here for the "missing ingredient" in so many Hollywood "almosts".

-perhaps he couldn't even perform that, but I'd love to know.

..."Does Your Dog Bite?"

Favorite line.  Hilarious to this day.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:17 AM (lq3Ak)

869 #842

I always build my own in the form factors that allow it. There are so few areas where I feel capable of making something good that it is an option I treasure.

My most recent build for myself (I've built a few Haswell machines for friends) was an HTPC that wasn't really a best case scenario, as I had gotten a Core i7-3770K for $80 through an Intel promotion offered to my brother. It's really overkill for the purpose and not optimal in terms of cooling needs and noise. Also, the case wouldn't be my first choice if it wasn't for a very good deal through Newegg. It has to go on its side to fit in my entertainment center and really isn't intended to be positioned that way. A bigger problem is the Siig wireless keyboard with built-in trackball I got, again, for cheap. It works alright but it is a definite case of getting what you pay for.

The system I'm typing this on is a Core i5 with a 119 (formatted) SSD that has 48 GB free. This is with the libraries living on the conventional hard drive also in the system and with the expired Office uninstalled for the moment. Chances are I could free up ten gigs just getting rid of crappy Win8 apps I looked at once and never went back to. Though I like to keep a large number on hand to experiment with utilities for improving the start screen and the upcoming 8.1 update.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 21, 2013 12:18 AM (kcfmt)

870 Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate at September 21, 2013 04:09 AM (9MLX+) I still think that Ace should have a Sunday computer thread with you leading the helm. Heck, I'd love to have had my machine put together by you. I rarely push it, but having a machine that acts like it ain't no big deal is one of those spiffy things.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 12:19 AM (Vk2pI)

871 Purp + Epobirs + Merovign + Chtulhu?

I'd read it and offer minor prayers to it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:21 AM (lq3Ak)

872

865  ha!!!

I could see it devolving into a owners forum on notebook review

 

people would destroy their computers for overclocking bragging rights

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 12:22 AM (ht6M+)

873 Sorry, The Dude.  You've got MMORPG's and Anna_Puma's help with Japanese porn-stuff... what's that called?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:23 AM (lq3Ak)

874

well kids, the wife is headed to bed and looks better in her wife beater and glasses than you guys in the little boxes

see ya sunday for the 3-0 game

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 12:24 AM (ht6M+)

875 people would destroy their computers for overclocking bragging rights Posted by: navycopjoe at September 21, 2013 04:22 AM (ht6M+) "People" won't be the only ones braggingÂ…

Posted by: HAL 9000 at September 21, 2013 12:24 AM (Vk2pI)

876 Anime.  That's what it is called.  That is artwork, somewhere.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:24 AM (lq3Ak)

877 Later, Navycopjoe.  G'night.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:25 AM (lq3Ak)

878 Anime. That's what it is called. That is artwork, somewhere. Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 04:24 AM (lq3Ak) Â…and tentacles.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at September 21, 2013 12:26 AM (Vk2pI)

879 #853

A good example of that is Apple's Fusion drive tech. This uses an SSD and a platter drive as a combined volume, so a 256 GB SSD and a 1 TB drive appear as a 1.25 TB volume. The OS tracks usage and makes all of the decisions about what will provide the best performance boost by living on the SSD. Similar to a hybrid drive but working at the application level rather than the cluster level.

The user makes no decisions about what lives on what drives. The OS knows what actually gets used the most and deals with it.

I was hoping Microsoft would introduce an equivalent in Windows 8.1 but it looks like it will be sometime next year at the soonest.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 21, 2013 12:27 AM (kcfmt)

880 Oh... I forgot about you.  Silly-Ass Hat.

...and "the artwork".

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:27 AM (lq3Ak)

881 ...Not Silly Ass-Hat, mind you!  I've made this mistake before and now i want to put the 73 Plymouth Scamp in Full-Reverse!.

The frame isn't going to survive, but the sediment will.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:29 AM (lq3Ak)

882 ...as will the slant-six, one-bbl.  You can't run that thing out of oil and bust it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:30 AM (lq3Ak)

883 It is weird how "art" doesn't always translate.  I guess that's why the idiots "get away" with "Piss Jesus" and the like.  It "titillates" somebody, somewhere, but I'm nonplussed by most of it.

...except the game "Portal".  Best.  game.  ever.

"Spoiler"... Aperture Science:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:35 AM (lq3Ak)

884 Goodnight everybody, I'm plumb tuckered out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 12:36 AM (xY8+2)

885 874 #853

A good example of that is Apple's Fusion drive tech. This uses an SSD and a platter drive as a combined volume, so a 256 GB SSD and a 1 TB drive appear as a 1.25 TB volume. The OS tracks usage and makes all of the decisions about what will provide the best performance boost by living on the SSD. Similar to a hybrid drive but working at the application level rather than the cluster level.

The user makes no decisions about what lives on what drives. The OS knows what actually gets used the most and deals with it.

I was hoping Microsoft would introduce an equivalent in Windows 8.1 but it looks like it will be sometime next year at the soonest.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 21, 2013 04:27 AM (kcfmt)



Yeah, something like that. Even better, why aren't all intranet resources shared optimally? You borg-in a computer, say you won't want it it two weeks, and it's data and files are migrated without you doing the heavy lifting.....



[You'll have to pardon me, one big project I'm working on is dumping about half of 20+ computers on Merovign.]

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:37 AM (T1005)

886 You could write "Still Alive" as an anthem for Progressives.

"We do what we 'must' because we can".

...for the people who are Still Alive.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:37 AM (lq3Ak)

887 G'night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:38 AM (lq3Ak)

888 The last time somebody put a '73 Plymouth Scamp in full-reverse, 17 police cars got smashed up on The Dukes of Hazzard.

Nighty-night, everyone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 21, 2013 12:38 AM (xY8+2)

889 later, q.

Posted by: otho at September 21, 2013 12:39 AM (9gNQd)

890 Heh, FAA just issued an airworthiness directive against Airbus Model A330-200, -200 Freighter, and -300.

-----

My brainwashed lefty union-stooge brother was recently laughing at Boeing's Dreamliner problems, saying that the "scabs" in South Carolina were responsible. Airbus is much superior, he says, proof that socialism can work.

Ooops.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 21, 2013 12:40 AM (jSmN1)

891 878 It is weird how "art" doesn't always translate. I guess that's why the idiots "get away" with "Piss Jesus" and the like. It "titillates" somebody, somewhere, but I'm nonplussed by most of it.

...except the game "Portal". Best. game. ever.

"Spoiler"... Aperture Science: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 04:35 AM (lq3Ak)



I have my own preferences -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgabSyAePyM

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:42 AM (T1005)

892 Intel E7-8870 CPU:

10 Hyper-thread capable cores (i.e. 20 semi-concurrent active threads), 30M onboard cache, 2.4Ghz per core.

Find a chassis you can stuff a few of those bad boys in and you'll not be hitting too many limits this year.

The I7-3970X only has half the cores, and half the cache, but it does have a somewhat faster clock speed. 

IF you ran an app mix that didn't push beyond I7's core/cache capability, it could be somewhat faster than the E7 server CPU.

Crank up the load though, and the E7 is gonna just keep hauling the freight while the I7 stumbles.


Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 21, 2013 12:43 AM (9MLX+)

893 LOL... That slant-six had a 225ci 1bbl.  You could live in that engine compartment.

That was the first and last time I've ever rebuilt a carburetor.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:45 AM (lq3Ak)

894 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

I haven't played Portal 2 yet!  It is in the queue, but I won't listen!  LOL

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 12:46 AM (lq3Ak)

895 889 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

I haven't played Portal 2 yet! It is in the queue, but I won't listen! LOL

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 04:46 AM (lq3Ak)



It's an instrumental, with performance video. The kid is pretty good at production and has great equipment, and is a wonderful advertisement of how being driven can produce great works even if the flesh is weak.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:51 AM (T1005)

896 I will be 'in my room' fapping to Roxy Music album covers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpvfQZQi71I

Posted by: bill-o at September 21, 2013 12:53 AM (AWwDY)

897 Slap: You also owe it to yourself to hear the composer's version of Portal I's song -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNmeMklFk8#t=66 -- with cake!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:55 AM (T1005)

898 687
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has the Embarrassing LP's of Your Youth! at September 21, 2013 01:31 AM (gmoEG)

enjoyed that

Posted by: bill-o at September 21, 2013 12:57 AM (AWwDY)

899 ....and don't forget: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAI6Q_GyFSU -- GlaDOS with her husband playing banjo. Really. This is the world we live in.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 21, 2013 12:59 AM (T1005)

900 Good morning horde.  New Steyn is  classic.  In name.   The "banana republic" crack Obama made was a hanging curve ball.  And Steyn parked it.    

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 01:01 AM (sOtz/)

901 GlaDOS with her husband playing banjo. Really. This is the world we live in.

You know those cannibals with bones stuck in their noses'n shit?  Maybe they're not as many standard deviations from the human norm as I thought...just saying.

Posted by: Purp PhD/MD/Esq/Nobel Laureate[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 21, 2013 01:05 AM (9MLX+)

902 I've do some design/support of a network for an AS/400 system, they are like half server/half mainframe - best of both worlds, I guess.  Pretty cool units, too many interfaces.

Posted by: Joe at September 21, 2013 01:08 AM (0yvz+)

903 I was told there would be bananas.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 21, 2013 01:10 AM (0axsw)

904 I'm just a country doctor.  I can't fix a dead thread. 

Posted by: Bones at September 21, 2013 01:25 AM (sOtz/)

905 It's only a flesh wound!

Posted by: Thread at September 21, 2013 01:27 AM (T1005)

906 Night all (this time for real). Here is "Lady in Black" buy Uriah Heep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzEEa3TwSU0

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 01:30 AM (Vk2pI)

907

Cognitive dissonance: guy charged with terrorism for fighting alongside our allies in Syria.  And this is rich, Obama waived the law on material support for terror in order to conduct  foreign policy. 

In name. 

Posted by: Bones at September 21, 2013 01:32 AM (sOtz/)

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 21, 2013 01:45 AM (0axsw)

909

@903

Foxes are quiet.  You have to sniff them out.  Trust me on this one.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 01:50 AM (sOtz/)

910 Foxes bark on YouTube.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 21, 2013 01:54 AM (0axsw)

911

Just kidding.  Yes they bark and growl and stuff.    Beagle, fox, hunting, British upper crust on horseback, get it?  

But all canines are a favorite subject of mine.  Ever heard of the great Russian fox and wolf domestication experiments?

In name. 

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 02:02 AM (sOtz/)

912 After fifteen beers, it is probably time for bed.  This is a dubious record, seeing as I'm still cognizant and functioning.  I merely seek sleep, but it has escaped my grasp once again.

I'll need to dig into my "Olde Stash" for some ancient "smokeables."

Running, biking, working and walking hasn't helped much.  I just hope I don't become one of those dudes whose "awake" lasts until insanity's unwieldy hand grasps The Man.

Am I cursed?  Probably not.  Am I "different"?  --Yup.

Have I quit drinking?  For years at a time.  Twice.

Does it help?  Variably.  Not tonight, however.  And the doctors' prescriptions aren't any better than Exercise + Time + Beer.

They'll get you high, but that's NOT what I'm looking for.  My mind just won't rest.  No matter the feeble shit it disseminates.

I'm headed off to listen to calming music and HOPE I fall asleep and awake before someone needs me.  That's the worst part.

I never know when I can "be there" for my parents, as I have no children.

There's no need to respond to this post, as I'll fade away to find peace.  I'll walk around singing and eventually "peace happens".

Some existence, huh?  It works for me, I guess. 

Some nights I fade away after a previous sleepless night.  I fitfully knock over everything except the lamp on the night-stand, but I overcome the night-terrors to acquire rest.

Some nights last three days.  The hallucinations are weird, but the "ticks" are worse.  Those are not "public".

I spend that time in my room alone and the ultimate goal is to go to sleep.  I could have written fifty shitty novels in the past year, but I wouldn't subject the public to my drivel.  The funny thing is that it might get published.

Not really.  It is drivel.

I'm clearly delusional at this point and my typing sustains me.  I'd like to say that I know how Ace feels, but I can't put myself into his body, nor can my mind encompass the "overall" to see either a goal-line or a God-given humanity to give Twelve-Regular-Hours toward Breitbart's Ultimate Media-Ridicule Goal (w) cheese and fries.  To Go.

I can "see it", but my brain won't let me accomplish it.  I'm now on my sixteenth beer since 7:00 PM Eastern.  I'm starting to get tired.

Listen... this isn't your problem, nor is it your "House-Style-Diagnosis" to accomplish.  Even "House" takes three diagnoses before he accomplishes the epiphany.

Something in my brain does not allow for sleep.  When it does, it is fitful and restless before real sleep.  The "terrors" are real, so they seem.

My "gift" for prayer comes form over-stimulated areas of the brain that cannot find rest.  I read.  I read a lot.  I've stopped reading about physiology because it pisses me off, truthfully.  The "answers" tell me that there are no answers.

Reading about something that you can't control makes for a Pissed-Off Slapweasel.  ...and I don't need that shit.

Wishing you could break your arm every week so you can count-down from ten is irrational, yet I wonder about it and its wonderful gasses.

If only I could find sleep.

...soon.  G'night Evrybuddy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 02:04 AM (lq3Ak)

913 I've been in your Barrel twice.  After what you've read, just try to phase me.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 02:06 AM (lq3Ak)

914

Slapweasel,

Good luck.  You are not alone in insomnia.  There should be a club or something.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 02:06 AM (sOtz/)

915

tap... tap... tap....

thump... thump.... thump....

tap... tap... tap...  

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 02:16 AM (sOtz/)

916 [Expletive Deleted]. Need to rant. I use Opera 12.16 for my browser. I consider it a paragon of browsers and absolutely love it. I've known that Opera has ditched it's own engine and replaced it with Chrome's. In and of itself, that would have been fine. Opera 15 & 16 suck. It is like an idiots version of Chrome that is impossible to customize aside from the minimal add-ons. Opera always had the innovative features and the ability to readily customize it. The "new" versions don't even have the customization of Internet Explorer!!! Opera 12 had bookmarks, and RSS feed, e-mail (which I don't use), IRC build in, and is infinitely customizable in how it looks and allows you to interact. The new opera dumped ALL of what made Opera great in order to be a "me too" Chrome wannabe. Opera was one of the few pieces of software that I'd actually encourage others to try. No longer. No more. Opera 12.16 is brilliant. The newer versions suck like a discount whore. Much like how I still use Eudora (I know, I know), I will continue to use Opera 12.16. *Sigh*

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 21, 2013 02:25 AM (Vk2pI)

917 Mozilla gets worse with each upgrade. I now use Internet Explorer and Firefox. I hate Chrome. It looks like a piece of paper.

Posted by: Boss Moss former editor of the Harvard Law Review at September 21, 2013 02:30 AM (0axsw)

918 For the record I do not eat crayons -- I do, however, poop out rainbows.  And no, you can't see

Posted by: acethepug at September 21, 2013 02:47 AM (RpQpx)

919 When I poop out rainbows it's because of Otter Pops or their equivalent. My indulgence in the summer.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 21, 2013 02:59 AM (kcfmt)

920

Maybe the National Park Service could update their da'wa videos with  actual Muslim leaders.

In name. 

Spoiler: the crazy, retrograde, and deadly  stuff you are used to  Muslim clerics of the ulama saying if you are  actually  familiar with them instead of CAIR propaganda.    

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 03:22 AM (sOtz/)

921 Looks like a late morning

Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2013 03:34 AM (zZbNF)

922 Morning Vic.  Check out the new Steyn on our banana republic.  

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 03:37 AM (sOtz/)

923

OC Register link to Steyn in name.  National Review up there. 

Posted by: Beagle at September 21, 2013 03:41 AM (sOtz/)

924 We regret the technical delay in bringing you this morning's post. As a consolation, you can reload the puppies GIF ... over and over... gets hypnotic...

Posted by: AoSHQ AI at September 21, 2013 03:43 AM (uHgI5)

925 I can confidently predict, with a line of thunderstorms from the Gulf of Mexico to Quebec, that east coast morons will get rain today.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at September 21, 2013 03:44 AM (U2UQk)

926

@920

More crazy weather due to climate change.   Before man started pumping huge quantities of CO2 into the air only gentle mists would waft down with a scent of patchouli.  

Posted by: MSM at September 21, 2013 03:52 AM (sOtz/)

927

I can see how someone could mistake the indtroductory-puppy .gif for "Shelties".  Shetland Sheepdogs have a "diamond"- shaped white spot mid-crown to top-muzzle.

 

Besides,  those lil' legs were too short to be Shelties.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 21, 2013 03:53 AM (lq3Ak)

928 I had to put on socks first thing this morning and I'm eyeing a flannel shirt. I like Summer.

Posted by: mindful webworker & the chaos of climate at September 21, 2013 03:55 AM (uHgI5)

929 Time for kitteh's morning belly rub.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 21, 2013 03:58 AM (DHQv9)

930 Great Holy Master, grant Slapweasel's brain some balance. Feel like I've been there, but not as a lifestyle. http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=343540#c21188985 Oh noes! Not my beloved, trusty Opera gone Chrome! minx.cc/?blog=86&post=343540 I remember when software got better.

Posted by: mindful webworker & the chaos of climate at September 21, 2013 04:02 AM (uHgI5)

931 Alternate ideas for a carry gun? Sub $500. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT) Ruger SR9c or SR40c are good. Especially if you are looking for a lot of safety features. I carry the SR9c because all the safety features would probably help me more in court if I ever has to use it to defend myself.

Posted by: ChaoticSwarm at September 21, 2013 04:15 AM (n8LUb)

932 Alternate ideas for a carry gun? Sub $500. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 20, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT) Ruger SR9c or SR40c are good. Especially if you are looking for a lot of safety features. I carry the SR9c because all the safety features would probably help me more in court if I ever has to use it to defend myself.

Posted by: ChaoticSwarm at September 21, 2013 04:15 AM (n8LUb)

933 Comment I left at the site of the students commenting on Barky's Peace prize:

Was it really necessary to clobber the video dialog with an obnoxious soundtrack of circus music? Yes, I know - to emphasize the silly vacuity of the students' "answers" - duh.  But people of a certain age such as myself have difficulty hearing conversations above background noise.  You totally ruined my ability to enjoy this video - I had to stop listening halfway through as it was setting my teeth on edge!

If you artistically just HAD to have background music, and it just HAD to be done on a frigging calliope, maybe you could have experimented with those little sliders on the mixer a bit?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 21, 2013 07:25 AM (qIFL7)

934 /yells to the gods of natural selection

WHYYYYYYYYYYY!????

Posted by: tangonine at September 21, 2013 08:17 AM (x3YFz)

935 I don't know how you defeat weapons grade stupid like that. >>>> Dead people have no chance to be stupid.

Posted by: trump at September 21, 2013 09:43 AM (FbbJc)

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