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March 22, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (22 March 2013)
— CDR M

Frankly, I'm still amazed that cities are still subsidizing sports teams.

The problem with [the theory that sports subsidies help the economy] is that there is scant evidence that such economic benefits actually occur. Numerous studies done over the last 25 years have found that professional sport teams have little, if any, positive effect on a cityÂ’s economy. Usually, a new team or a new stadium location doesnÂ’t increase the amount of consumer spending, it merely shifts it away from other, already existing sources. Entertainment dollars will be spent one way or another whether a stadium exists or not. Plus, the increase in jobs is often modest at best Â— nowhere near enough to offset the millions invested in the projects.

Cities hardly ever break even on their investment in these stadiums. Heck, New Jersey still owed $110 million on the old Giants Stadium as of 2011. The kicker is that the stadium only cost $78 million to build.

Indeed, the politicians deserve our scorn as much as the team owners do. The old Giants Stadium cost $78 million, yet the outstanding debt more than 30 years later is $110 million. How did this happen? Simple: The politicians spent the money that was originally intended to pay off the debt on other things. It's a common problem. Revenues get diverted to other programs and the stadium debt gets refinanced.

Dealing With A Snake

Don't deal with snakes in your yard as this woman did. Woman lights snake on fire, flaming snake burns down woman's home.

SMOD

You can't beat SMOD, your only hope is to pray. Ah, now I get the muslim outreach at NASA. Perhaps we should've kept the shuttles operational and used them as suicide vehicles for these guys.

Gunman vs Snowmen

The battle for spring begins.

Flavored Whiskey

Oh oh. Here comes flavored whiskey. At least not in the hipster douche fashion of vodka flavoring with every known fruit and then some.

Bourbon isn't partied with, it's contemplated and enjoyed. That said, Scientific American notes that modern, more experimental distillers are studying the wood in whiskey barrels to see just how much they can toy with bourbon's flavor.

One probably shouldn't fuck with something that already is damn good.

Sex Toys And Singers

Singers are using vibrators to hit the high notes.

University of Alberta vocal coach David Ley accidentally discovered that using sex toys could help ailing singers relax their vocal cords. When looking for vocal massage devices he ended up at the local sex shop. Now he swears by the little purple vibrator for singers, actors or anyone experiencing vocal strain.

I don't know. Sounds like a cooked up story to explain why he was in a sex toy shop.

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1 ONT Wife Pic

http://oi46.tinypic.com/npf68j.jpg

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:05 PM (doBIb)

2 Thank the lord for the ONT!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:05 PM (doBIb)

3 Eat me beat me...ONT my lying eyes..

Posted by: clemenza at March 22, 2013 06:06 PM (HMQ8k)

4 Freedom of the Press in the U.K. (1771-2013), R.I.P. The freedom of the press in the U.K. has died by an overwhelming vote by the House of Commons, with only 12 dissenting Conservative party members daring to vote no. It is proof that without a check on its power, and without a firm belief in liberty that transcends the state, democracy will destroy freedom. Unless they register with a Â“press registerÂ” (established by Royal Charter), anyone who makes publishes Â“news-related materialÂ” will be liable for Â“libel damagesÂ” with huge fines. Even if they register, they can still be liable if in the governmentÂ’s opinion they were not punished by their Â“regulatorÂ” sufficiently. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1739

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 06:06 PM (Vk2pI)

5 Tonight's ONT is also being brought to you by one guy playing "Dueling Banjos"

http://www.wimp.com/doublenecked/

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 06:07 PM (yVmMc)

6 /lights one up

Posted by: Pope Cavil I, Cylon Catholic Church at March 22, 2013 06:07 PM (mbxHg)

7 Too late tonight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 06:07 PM (Zd/NW)

8 Freedom in the UK is already dead, this was just residual electrical activity in the nerves, or gas.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 22, 2013 06:08 PM (bxiXv)

9 Giants stadium, thats where Hoffa is buried?

Posted by: clemenza at March 22, 2013 06:08 PM (HMQ8k)

10 ONT at last, ONT at last, ONT at last !!!

Posted by: MLK at March 22, 2013 06:08 PM (mCvL4)

11 *sprays all over ONT* Hey, it's spring. Hormones.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:08 PM (j3uk1)

12 I don't think it's just singers who use vibrators to hit high notes. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 06:08 PM (xXCNf)

13 4 Freedom of the Press in the U.K. (1771-2013), R.I.P.

The freedom of the press in the U.K. has died by an overwhelming vote by the House of Commons, with only 12 dissenting Conservative party members daring to vote no. It is proof that without a check on its power, and without a firm belief in liberty that transcends the state, democracy will destroy freedom. Unless they register with a Â“press registerÂ” (established by Royal Charter), anyone who makes publishes Â“news-related materialÂ” will be liable for Â“libel damagesÂ” with huge fines. Even if they register, they can still be liable if in the governmentÂ’s opinion they were not punished by their Â“regulatorÂ” sufficiently.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1739

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 10:06 PM (Vk2pI)

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: DNC at March 22, 2013 06:10 PM (Zd/NW)

14 I like flavored whiskey. My favorite flavor is Scotch.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:10 PM (j3uk1)

15 The F-17 photo is teh awesome

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 06:10 PM (piMMO)

16 Question: Is it worth it to spend $5 on pay per view to watch "Zero Dark Thirty"

Posted by: Ma Bell at March 22, 2013 06:11 PM (uVuwp)

17 Explains the Cast of Glee songs

So they were using vibrators. I thought all this time they'd recorded a cat in a paint mixer

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 06:11 PM (mCvL4)

Ducks v Wings starting up...

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 06:11 PM (IlBt9)

19 Freedom of the Press in the U.K. (1771-2013), R.I.P. John Bull now permanently muzzled. Coming here soon.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:11 PM (j3uk1)

20 Honest, officer, I parked my F-117 right there, put the Club on the steering wheel and went into the mall for no more than 20 minutes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (p8Mda)

21 ONT Wife Pic
Would those be trans-, or cis- ?

Posted by: Rule #2 at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (CypDC)

22 I like flavored whiskey. My favorite flavor is Scotch. *** I'll second that

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (piMMO)

23 I love flavored whiskey. 'specially the stuff that tastes like scotch.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

24 I've been tempted to try the honey-flavored bourbon, but haven't made the jump.

JD and JB are introducing some of these flavors

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (yVmMc)

25 What are you saying?

That politicians are cocksucking whores who will do anything...ANYTHING....for reelection and power?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (3Mkrp)

26 BC if you are here....all for one....one for all....and us two against them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (9jqdf)

27 Uh, F-117

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (piMMO)

28 Three great minds. Didn't even see the first two posts.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

29 I thought all this time they'd recorded a cat in a paint mixer After every take, I couldn't walk straight for an hour.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:13 PM (j3uk1)

30 Who thinks CDR needs time in the barrel for putting up such a small picture of Christina Hendricks?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 06:13 PM (mCvL4)

31 *Woman lights snake on fire, flaming snake burns down woman's home.* Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the day it was born.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at March 22, 2013 06:13 PM (Pr/HJ)

32 My favorite flavor is Lagavulin...na zdarovye.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 06:13 PM (xXCNf)

33 26 BC if you are here....all for one....one for all....and us two against them. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:12 PM (9jqdf) I'm here. Check the last comment in the previous thread.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)

34 Hey.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (DoZD+)

35 the redhead contemplating the bottle in the pic up there is that who I think it is

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (8sCoq)

36 Flavored vodkas are "hipster"? I infuse my vodka with blackberries and bluberries. It ads anti-oxidants and other beneficial bio-chemicals to the alcohol, which is itself healthy for you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (Vk2pI)

37 Is it this late already? Where does the day go?

Posted by: a weary mindful webworker at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (U13jb)

38 30 Who thinks CDR needs time in the barrel for putting up such a small picture of Christina Hendricks?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 10:13 PM (mCvL4)

I can fix that. Or you could hit Shift +.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (dKV5k)

39 5 Tonight's ONT is also being brought to you by one guy playing "Dueling Banjos"

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 10:07 PM (yVmMc)

*******

Cis-banjoist

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (p8Mda)

40 So is Excitable Andi going to start putting "singer" on his resume?

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 06:14 PM (yVmMc)

41 the redhead contemplating the bottle in the pic up there is that who I think it is There's a bottle in the picture?

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:15 PM (j3uk1)

42 Let the drunkening commence.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 06:15 PM (xjpRj)

43 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

44 Damn sock.

Posted by: CDR M at March 22, 2013 06:15 PM (dKV5k)

45 Someone here the other night talking M40 Recoilless...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

46 Was sitting in bar in Boston last year at the Hilton and the bartender had all kinds of science experiments going on behind the bar. He was "infusing" several different varieties of high-end red liquor with various spices. Had them soaking in the booze in sealed jars.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:16 PM (4Mv1T)

47 Cis-banjoist met the trans-lutist and it was a Holiday for Strings.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:16 PM (j3uk1)

48 p.s. Shoutout to KSLA for going with the headline Â“Snake blamed for burning down homeÂ” as though the snake was somehow out of line for fleeing toward cover after some lady doused him in fuel and set him ablaze for the crime of first degree Â“just sittin there.Â” ahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2013 06:17 PM (XYSwB)

49 It's okay, CDR M. You know Helen Thomas would look.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 06:17 PM (xXCNf)

50 He was "infusing" several different varieties of high-end red liquor with various spices. Had them soaking in the booze in sealed jars. Sounds like he was making bitters.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:17 PM (9jqdf)

The snake in that burning snake picture looks red, and about 200 feet long. Or are my eyes deceiving me?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:17 PM (p8Mda)

52 Balvenie Portwood. For thos that can't drop $180 per bottle, Balvenie doublewood. For peat, Laphroaig Cask Strength. Also, EC, your wife's fun bags look motorboatable. I keep showing them to Cougar to get her to reciprocate. So far, no joy. Next month, after 6 more weeks of hard workouts and a vacation....possible. Gotta overcome that catholic guilt first.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 22, 2013 06:17 PM (jIaZt)

53 45 Someone here the other night talking M40 Recoilless...

Make that M90

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

54 I think a vibrator could help Christina Hendricks's boobs perk up. This is an intriguing theory worthy of serious, hands on research. I used to bean Allstate agent, ya know...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:18 PM (niZvt)

55 It's going to look damn silly when the first internationally-famed mezzosoprano accidentally chokes to death on the Turbo-Python 6000 (tm)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:18 PM (QTHTd)

56 The snake in that burning snake picture looks red, and about 200 feet long. Or are my eyes deceiving me? It could have had a helluva career in the San Fernando Valley.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:18 PM (j3uk1)

57 Gotta overcome that catholic guilt first. Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 22, 2013 10:17 PM (jIaZt) She's catholic? Man, you should have it easy. I thought all catholic girls were.........*cough*.......nevermind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)

58 I'll bet you could hang a suit on one of Christina Hendricks' nipples

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 06:19 PM (mCvL4)

59 Also, EC, your wife's fun bags look motorboatable. I keep showing them to Cougar to get her to reciprocate. So far, no joy. Next month, after 6 more weeks of hard workouts and a vacation....possible. Gotta overcome that catholic guilt first.

My middle name is Evinrude.

Try an anonymous torso or from-behind shot first. No guilt there.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)

60 But all the wheelers and dealers who build those stadiums give money to the pols. It's disgusting. They screw us in every orifice.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 22, 2013 06:19 PM (2U4NN)

61 @41: Here's another shot of her, in a leotard... http://twitter.com/CoolCzech1/status/314916177040269313/photo/1

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (niZvt)

62 If I want my whisky to have a flavor, I'll pour Coke into it that's it

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (8sCoq)

63 EC.....you better watch putting pictures of your wifey here.....the morons get a little naughty after a few belts.

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (EAgmr)

64 It's going to look damn silly when the first internationally-famed mezzosoprano accidentally chokes to death on the Turbo-Python 6000 (tm) doktorno.vot.pl/files/images/topsecret01ch5.jpg

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (j3uk1)

65 It could have had a helluva career in the San Fernando Valley.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 10:18 PM (j3uk1)

******

You lost me there. Care to 'splain?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (p8Mda)

66 55 It's going to look damn silly when the first internationally-famed mezzosoprano accidentally chokes to death on the Turbo-Python 6000 (tm)

I'm still dealing with this guy going into shops and gargling dildos. Still..., maybe it happens all of time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

67 It is proof that without a check on its power, and without a firm belief in liberty that transcends the state, democracy will destroy freedom.

I warned them. I did.

Posted by: Charles I's head at March 22, 2013 06:20 PM (QTHTd)

68 She's catholic? Man, you should have it easy. I thought all catholic girls were.........*cough*.......nevermind. We've had this conversation before. Not all....but a statistically significant portion. Stereotypes exist for a reason after all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:21 PM (9jqdf)

69 EC.....you better watch putting pictures of your wifey here.....the morons get a little naughty after a few belts.

After?

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:21 PM (doBIb)

70 55 It's going to look damn silly when the first internationally-famed mezzosoprano accidentally chokes to death on the Turbo-Python 6000 (tm) Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 10:18 PM (QTHTd) I think you're misinterpreting how the singers use the vibrator to hit the high notes...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:21 PM (niZvt)

71 I'll bet you could hang a suit on one of Christina Hendricks' nipples The disposition of the clothing would not be my first concern, had I the chance.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:21 PM (j3uk1)

72 57 "She's catholic? Man, you should have it easy. I thought all catholic girls were.........*cough*.......nevermind."

Billy Joel may not be all that smart, but he mostly got that crowd exactly right: "You Catholic girls start much too late"

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 06:21 PM (yVmMc)

73 Hey CoolCzech: Where the Hell have you been hiding? We miss your finely perverted sense of humor. Get back here.

Posted by: CMU VET at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (OJ3ck)

In the John Deer Swap Sheet, someone was selling a Flux Capacitor.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (DoZD+)

75 22 I like flavored whiskey.

My favorite flavor is Scotch.

***

I'll second that

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:12 PM (piMMO)

*******

Well I can tell all y'all that the maple-flavored Crown Royal is uber-nasty. None of you should spend a penny on it. I consider this as me taking one for the team.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (p8Mda)

76 68 She's catholic? Man, you should have it easy. I thought all catholic girls were.........*cough*.......nevermind.

We can clear up that cough for you...,

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

77 You lost me there. Care to 'splain? San Fernando Valley: the Hollywood of adult entertainment. Always work for a long snake there.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (j3uk1)

78 71 I'll bet you could hang a suit on one of Christina Hendricks' nipples Her nipple would smack you silly for saying that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (niZvt)

79 Bannion? The M1A1? Kindly point it in the direction of CoolCzech.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)

80 You're right EC....they are naughty before, during, and after a few belts. 'Tis why I love them so.

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2013 06:23 PM (EAgmr)

81 finish that sentence, B.C., all Catholic girls are _________? What, B.C.?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:23 PM (0PiQ4)

On the plus side, according to zerohedge, Spain is now going to put a tiny, little tax on bank deposits.

Good luck with that...

In what we view as another ill-conceived and ill-timed move, the Spanish Minister of Finance & Public Administration announced this week a tax or bank levy (probably 0.2%) to be imposed on bank deposits, without details on which deposits will be affected or timing.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 22, 2013 06:23 PM (AC0lD)

83
Sacred honor compels me to say whiskey chick in pic, um....yeah, I would.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2013 06:24 PM (IY7Ir)

84 Well I can tell all y'all that the maple-flavored Crown Royal is uber-nasty. None of you should spend a penny on it. I consider this as me taking one for the team. *awards Seamus the Purple Liver*

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:24 PM (j3uk1)

85 Well I can tell all y'all that the maple-flavored Crown Royal is uber-nasty. None of you should spend a penny on it. I consider this as me taking one for the team. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 10:22 PM (p8Mda) Dude, I was screaming that back at Christmas/New Year's. A "gift" from my FIL.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

86 Maybe this has been pointed out. The girl with the big tits is sitting in front of a SCOTCH bottle. What does that have to do with "Favored Whiskeys"? OK, some folks consider Scotch a whiskey, but the story is about bourbon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 22, 2013 06:24 PM (wR+pz)

87 Wife had to go to Chicago this weekend and our sixteen month old went too. Her glock had to stay here. I don't feel great about any of that.

Posted by: traye at March 22, 2013 06:24 PM (ASFTr)

88 Bannion? The M1A1? Kindly point it in the direction of CoolCzech. I need a crew. This thing doesn't drive itself you know. Where's CBD?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:24 PM (9jqdf)

89 17 Explains the Cast of Glee songs

So they were using vibrators. I thought all this time they'd recorded a cat in a paint mixer

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 10:11 PM (mCvL4)

I think these singers are using it in the scamper, the Glee cast puts the vibrators "in the stink"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 06:25 PM (Zd/NW)

90 What, B.C.? Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 10:23 PM (0PiQ4) Friendly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

91 I think you're misinterpreting how the singers use the vibrator to hit the high notes...

I assumed, in this context, it was for massaging the larynx.

Whatever orifice the ultra-ribbed pink "body massager" goes into; if there's a sudden accident, the coroner is going to have trouble keeping a straight face

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:25 PM (QTHTd)

92 I Puerto Rican engineer friend of mine bought a small condo on the Spanish riviera a few years ago for his early retirement. He's regretting that decision now.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

93 Evening roons and roonettez!

In the "hang out with idiots, get treated like an idiot" category my eldest son got caught riding around in a car with a guy that had a couple of ounces of weed in his pockets. Guess where he is?

He called me today to tell me that if I put up my property he could get out of jail and then was hurt and offended when I declined such a generous offer (keeping in mind that I was paying ten bucks for the phone call). I made the counter-offer that he was almost 30 years old and Dad was done paying his bills, maybe it is finally time for him to take responsibility for his own life.

Four more years my youngest turns 18 and then I burn this motherfucking place to the ground and buy a fucking RV and nobody will ever get to live with me again unless I'm fucking them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:26 PM (yh0zB)

94 I need a crew. This thing doesn't drive itself you know. Where's CBD? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:24 PM (9jqdf) Damned if I know. And I thought you could engage accurately at 2 miles?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

95 I need a crew. This thing doesn't drive itself you know. Where's CBD?

Gunner.
HEAT.
CoolCzech.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)

96 the Spanish Minister of Finance Public Administration announced this week a tax or bank levy (probably 0.2%) to be imposed on bank deposits I see I don't need to give the Europeans lessons on how to gradually destroy entire economies.

Posted by: Ernst Stavro Blofeld at March 22, 2013 06:26 PM (j3uk1)

97 I=A

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

98
Friendly.

Nice save.

I thought you were just going to lie down and save yourself the running.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (doBIb)

99 You all are going to be so disappointed when you figure out "Christina Hendricks" is just Matt Damon with a boob job.

Posted by: chicken mama at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (hZI0X)

100

I Puerto Rican engineer friend of mine bought a small condo on the Spanish riviera a few years ago for his early retirement. He's regretting that decision now.

I have a friend living in Barcelona that I'm worried about.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (lr3d7)

101 Gunner. HEAT. CoolCzech. Never mind Found my crew!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (9jqdf)

102 sorry to hear that GGE. yikes.

Still, especially if it wasn't his weed, he's probably getting out in short order.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (QTHTd)

103 *awards Seamus the Purple Liver*

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 10:24 PM (j3uk1)

*******

I'm gonna have to look at this award with a jaundiced eye.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (p8Mda)

104

On the page with the F117 photo is a photo of a car plowing into a bunch of bicyclists. Some are flying through the air.

I hope the guys car is okay.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 22, 2013 06:27 PM (PBm/l)

105 You all are going to be so disappointed when you figure out "Christina Hendricks" is just Matt Damon with a boob job. But he's already a boob.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:28 PM (j3uk1)

106 Well, first Harvard wins, and now Florida Gulf Coast beats number two Georgetown. NC State lost too. How many thousands of brackets are now fucking down the tube?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 22, 2013 06:28 PM (wR+pz)

107 Man, today at lunch the hostess said was, "Walk this way," and all I could think as I waddled behind her was, "Honey, if I could walk THIS way..." = o

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:28 PM (niZvt)

108 Boobs actually serve a purpose, which Matt Damon does not.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:28 PM (QTHTd)

109 Right answer, B.C. ha!

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:28 PM (0PiQ4)

110 GGE- You have my sincerest condolences. I've rushed to a bank before at nearly 5PM to get a few thou out to bail out one of my knuckleheads before.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

111 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 10:26 PM (yh0zB) BTDT....good luck.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 06:29 PM (j7iSn)

112 I've always been more of a "do" guy than a "watch" guy. My fond hope (and I haven't watched TV as a thing for a very, very long time) is that people will stop watching and start doing: Fucking the opposite sex Working toward revealing those veins above the lower abdominal muscles ('cuz those R hot) Shooting (getting laid improves the "eye" as used to be well-known before the Commie-fag-junkie Complex stifled both shooting and heterosexual orgasms) Spending time with your children. You can pray while you're doing any of these things. W/e you're doing, you should also be praying. However, don't try to smoke, or w/e, for example, while you're praying. Prayer is only for prayer. You should never try to bring anything else into it.

Posted by: Thorvald, w/, basically, singularity-type gravity (not that I'm at all interested in sucking you in) at March 22, 2013 06:29 PM (1V6Pv)

113

Kaboohyah! My snakes on fiiiire.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 22, 2013 06:29 PM (DaxAl)

114 all Catholic girls are _________?

What, B.C.?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 10:23 PM (0PiQ4)

Sweet and lovable.

(my sainted mother was raised Catholic)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:30 PM (yh0zB)

115 Revenues get diverted to other programs and the stadium debt gets refinanced. Where have I seen this before? Where........? Hrmmmm....

Posted by: Social Security Funding Shenanigans at March 22, 2013 06:30 PM (TcfJQ)

116 Right answer, B.C. ha! I suppose the follow up question is, "How friendly?"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:30 PM (9jqdf)

117 My parents have been called in to help me out of a few scrapes - mainly moving house - but never had to help me out of the big house. thank g-d

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:30 PM (QTHTd)

118 I made the counter-offer that he was almost 30 years old and Dad was done paying his bills, maybe it is finally time for him to take responsibility for his own life.

Good call GGE. There comes a time to cut the cord.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:30 PM (doBIb)

119 I'm gonna have to look at this award with a jaundiced eye. No one will ever accuse you of being yellow.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:31 PM (j3uk1)

120 I suppose the follow up question is, "How friendly?" Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:30 PM (9jqdf) Enough. And with a little booze...more than enough.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)

121 Sipping Woodford Reserve right now. Yeah, this stuff really doesn't need enhancers.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 22, 2013 06:31 PM (81ahw)

122 I've rushed to a bank before at nearly 5PM to get a few thou out to bail out one of my knuckleheads before.

It wasn't Derp-boy, was it? Please tell me you didn't spawn ergie

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:31 PM (QTHTd)

123 Christina Hendrick's boobs should be carved on Mt. Rushmore. Around George Washington's ears. ( o ) * - * ( o )

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:32 PM (niZvt)

124 106 Anyone who picked ncstate to go is not smrt.

Posted by: traye at March 22, 2013 06:32 PM (ASFTr)

125 Does someone need to quote Billy Joel? "You Catholic girls start much too late"?

Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2013 06:32 PM (mKMj1)

126 The drapes don't match the curtains on dear Ms. Hendricks. People have no grasp of what they do.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at March 22, 2013 06:32 PM (Pr/HJ)

127 Anyone who picked ncstate to go is not smrt.

That's my old school.

*sad*

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:33 PM (doBIb)

128 Enough. And with a little booze...more than enough. Is that true L,elle?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:33 PM (9jqdf)

129 108 Boobs actually serve a purpose, which Matt Damon does not. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 10:28 PM (QTHTd) Someone has to make knock offs of Bond flicks, after all...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:33 PM (niZvt)

130 Hated seeing NCSU out, and thought Davidson could get past Marquette for at least one more game.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

131 We just went to the midwives yesterday to confirm that baby #3 is indeed on the way. I've got two girls so am partially hoping for a boy, but after hearing some of these stories maybe a house full of girls ain't so bad. Just call me Mr. Bennett.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 22, 2013 06:34 PM (81ahw)

132 Of geesh, GGE, however much that hurt to do, it was the right thing to do. don't beat yourself up over it too much. he's a big boy now, let him reap what he sows, but pray for him all the while.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:34 PM (0PiQ4)

133 I=A

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 10:26 PM (4Mv1T)

Silly boy. Any electronics tech can tell you that I=E/R.

Still, especially if it wasn't his weed, he's probably getting out in short order.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 10:27 PM (QTHTd)

Yeah probably, he'll find out a week from Monday. I just don't feel like ponying up 600 bucks so he can sit in front of the Xbox for a week. I. Am. Fucking. Done. I don't think he yet realizes the degree of my done-ness. But he will.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:34 PM (yh0zB)

134 Hey, Bowie's new album is actually pretty good!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:35 PM (QTHTd)

135 On a slightly more serious note, Ted Cruz's amendments to the Dem budget: http://www.cruz.senate.gov/record.cfm?id=341147

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 06:36 PM (piMMO)

136 Is what true, Sean Bannion, who sleeps naked? BC is incorrigible. This is all a set up, I suspect.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:36 PM (0PiQ4)

137 Raider group, this is Cavil-Actual. Operation Death From Above is back on, repeat, back on...

Posted by: Pope Cavil I, Cylon Catholic Church at March 22, 2013 06:37 PM (mbxHg)

138 113 Kaboohyah! My snakes on fiiiire. Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 22, 2013 10:29 PM (DaxAl) Tried penicillin?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:37 PM (niZvt)

139 Good call GGE. There comes a time to cut the cord.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:30 PM (doBIb)

That time was years and years ago, but his mother has only been gone for two and a half, rest her soul. Funny thing that her girls got it, but somehow the lesson never really sunk in with him. Youngest son, I'm glad to say, has finally figured it out. For the past 3 months he's been bringing home all A's in his classes.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:37 PM (yh0zB)

140 We just went to the midwives yesterday to confirm that baby #3 is indeed on the way **** Witches!!!

Posted by: Salem Town Folk at March 22, 2013 06:37 PM (piMMO)

141 Lena Headey that insty just linked. Don't know her. Would like to.

Posted by: traye at March 22, 2013 06:38 PM (ASFTr)

142 136 Is what true, Sean Bannion, who sleeps naked? BC is incorrigible. This is all a set up, I suspect. Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 10:36 PM (0PiQ4) You gotta problem with people who sleep naked?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

143 Damnit this looks like it has the makings of a fun ont. Too bad I have to work at 0400

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 22, 2013 06:38 PM (jIaZt)

144 Drunk, contemplative redhead = bunk.

Posted by: joncelli at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (CWlPF)

145 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 10:37 PM (niZvt) The fire is my light. It shall burn you to paradise.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (Pr/HJ)

146 Is peat a flavor? Laphroag Quarter Cask or bust.

Posted by: Stourma at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (6xG9/)

147 Oh, and the F-117 display is awesome, as is the Russian guy's furs.

Posted by: joncelli at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (CWlPF)

148 "Cities hardly ever break even on their investment in these stadiums."

It's not about what's good for the city. It's just another form of cronyism--and one they can usually sucker the gullible public to support.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (51kjJ)

149 Cities should just tell owners to pound sand, the fact that these pro leagues are letting highly leveraged acquisitions with these franchises happen is atrocious. Let the city keep the name and the colors and let them go.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (NzBQO)

150 @142: Sleep naked? Sort of like this? http://twitter.com/CoolCzech1/status/314876842714738688/photo/1

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (niZvt)

151 Lena Headey that insty just linked. Don't know her. Would like to.

I'd accuse Insty of being a Moron, but he's too damn prolific.

Intellectually, I mean.

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2013 06:39 PM (NaNKB)

152 Remember Morons, tomorrow night is Erf Night

Those of you with 300 hp or more under the hood have a responsibility to go to a hipster neighborhood and do donuts in the middle of the street

If motor vehicle traffic is too heavy, a power brake burnout will do

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 06:40 PM (mCvL4)

153 You gotta problem with people who sleep naked?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 10:38 PM (GEICT)

People who sleep naked end up with kids that are born naked. True fact.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:40 PM (yh0zB)

154 Lighting on fire is not the way to handle a snake, any snake. See below 1950's-era snake-handling method in South Carolina-
1. See dem snake
2. git de hoe
3. chop dem snake haid off
4. feed de snake to de hogs.

Posted by: EROWMER at March 22, 2013 06:40 PM (kxlCQ)

155 Drunk, contemplative redhead = I foreswear all my preceding reservations about gingers, and will bring more Scotch.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:40 PM (j3uk1)

156 Damn, CoolCzech is making this ONT a sausage fest.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:41 PM (doBIb)

157 Some kids learn from others' mistakes, some learn from their own mistakes, and some never learn. My 16 year old gets it, just like his mom. God bless bof'em. My oldest? Lord only knows what goes through that boy's mind.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:41 PM (4Mv1T)

158 Kaboohyah! My snakes on fiiiire. Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 22, 2013 10:29 PM (DaxAl) Have you tried sulfa drugs?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Gunocologist/Biohazard Specialist at March 22, 2013 06:41 PM (Vk2pI)

159 Yeah, BC, what about the cleanliness of the sheets? I just wrote something incredibly dirty that I deleted.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:41 PM (0PiQ4)

160 They tried to sell me flavored cigars (ACID), and I ignored them. Now they wan to sell m flavored whiskey. I must call for my flamethrower, for they do not learn properly in the usual way.

Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2013 06:41 PM (bKA83)

161 all Catholic girls are _________? Lacking foreskin?

Posted by: Grasshopper Sanchez at March 22, 2013 06:41 PM (8E3pj)

162 Deuling Banjos. Great find.!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (DaxAl)

163 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdU3OPxLq7s

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

164 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 10:39 PM (niZvt) Motherfucker. Bannion! Fire at will! People who sleep naked end up with kids that are born naked. True fact. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 10:40 PM (yh0zB) Thanks Adam Carolla.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

165 Damn, CoolCzech is making this ONT a sausage fest.

I don't know. That looked more like a potato to me.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (xXCNf)

166 The stepson is in jail too. His life of crime started out by heaving a doughnut at a cop doing a traffic stop. (Good thing he didn't hit him and no, I'm not making this up.). He flaked out on doing the communit service, added some speeding/driving without insurance/driving while suspended. Had the car impounded, which we did bail out. Moved to the coast, got involved with a woman in her 30s. They had a shoving match, so add domestic violence with a one year no contact ruling. Guess why he's in jail? We are hoping that some how, he'll get smarter as he gets older. Hope your son can get out soon. We are locking up too many young men for things that the well off can pay a fine and walk.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (Lqy/e)

167 I luckily picked La Salle to win today, also picked Temple. NC State has been horrible in away games, I didn't expect that to change in a neutral site. Sadly I picked New Mexico to make it to the final four, f u Steve Alford! and Georgetown WTF!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (NzBQO)

168 Those of you with 300 hp or more under the hood have a responsibility to go to a hipster neighborhood and do donuts in the middle of the street If you don't have one, go out and rent one.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (j3uk1)

169 Well, if bourbon isn't partied with ... oh, forget it! It is! And besides, it is!

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (DBH1h)

170 all Catholic girls are _________? Lacking foreskin?

That's Muslim girls . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

171 On a slightly more serious note, Ted Cruz's amendments to the Dem budget: http://www.cruz.senate.gov/record.cfm?id=341147 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:36 PM (piMMO) Be nice if he were President...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 06:42 PM (Vk2pI)

172 >>>and do donuts in the middle of the street.

I have front wheel drive, so someone's frontyard will have to do.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 06:43 PM (4Mv1T)

173 But I'dont usually sleep naked, and Princess was born nak------- Excuse me, off to have a little chat with Cougar *poweders pimp hand*

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 22, 2013 06:43 PM (jIaZt)

174 Remember Morons, tomorrow night is Erf Night

Those of you with 300 hp or more under the hood have a responsibility to go to a hipster neighborhood and do donuts in the middle of the street

If motor vehicle traffic is too heavy, a power brake burnout will do

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 10:40 PM (mCvL4)

I will be motorvating south on I-95 with my freshly MRT Interceptor axleback equipped 412 bhp little red pony (that's where that $600 bucks went today instead of bail) all day tomorrow, so I'll spew enough carbon to cover the few of you who have to do something silly like work or something.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:43 PM (yh0zB)

175

Hey Bannion-

Before I forget. In reference to our discussion on last night's ONT I did a little research into the Down syndrome abortion question for my own edification. Found several studies and a good review article. It looks like in the several studies that if a prenatal diagnosis of Down syndrome was confirmed (1st and early 2nd trimester) that the number of pregnancies that were aborted ranged from 62% to 93%. So your 90% was in the ball park. Weighted averages of all the studies came to about 72%, somewhat lower than 90 but still disturbingly high.

On the other side of the coin, at least twice as many babies were born with Down syndrome (with or without prenatal diagnosis) than were terminated, so the total abortion rate for all DS was about 33%, which was more along the lines of what I would have expected.

I've got links if anyone is interested.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:43 PM (p8Mda)

176 @156: Oh, OK, here's an eye test for ya! Because I'm a giver. http://t.co/Z6wZqHsT8D

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:43 PM (niZvt)

177 159 Yeah, BC, what about the cleanliness of the sheets? I just wrote something incredibly dirty that I deleted. Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 10:41 PM (0PiQ4) My sheets are plenty clean. And you deleted a dirty comment? Why? It's the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

178 154 Lighting on fire is not the way to handle a snake, any snake. See below 1950's-era snake-handling method in South Carolina- 1. See dem snake 2. git de hoe 3. chop dem snake haid off 4. feed de snake to de hogs. The word "snakeshot" exists for a reason.

Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2013 06:44 PM (bKA83)

179 So, tomorrow night is when we go around to all the lights and televisions in the house, and turn them on?

I can do that.

More light!

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2013 06:44 PM (NaNKB)

180 CoolCzech- nice

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:44 PM (QTHTd)

181 Hopeful, as always, but not counting on the taste of rock fans... http://preview.tinyurl.com/d823nvn Faggots. Loyalists. When Spreengspeeem nearly single-handedly killed rock and roll, I'd been hoping for something that actually acknowledged the Mysteries of Life, and NOT the same old NJ/fag same-old. http://preview.tinyurl.com/att78eq

Posted by: Thorvald, w/, basically, singularity-type gravity (not that I'm at all interested in sucking you in) at March 22, 2013 06:44 PM (1V6Pv)

182 Sleep naked? http://is.gd/unW7Zg

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (j3uk1)

183 [And you deleted a dirty comment? Why? It's the ONT.]

But not Memorial Day weekend yet

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

184 So, tomorrow night is when we go around to all the lights and televisions in the house, and turn them on?

In keeping the earth in balance, I'm going to burn some old tires.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (doBIb)

185 165 Damn, CoolCzech is making this ONT a sausage fest. I don't know. That looked more like a potato to me. Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 10:42 PM (xXCNf) My theory... Water filter.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (niZvt)

186 15The F-17 photo is teh awesome. F-17 ? Never saw it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (DaxAl)

187 Bring that bad ass Russian muthafucker to cold ass wisconsin

Posted by: Irishacres at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (HVff2)

188 146 Is peat a flavor? Laphroag Quarter Cask or bust.
Posted by: Stourma

Peat is a flavor, all right, and Laphroaig is extraordinary stuff, even the 10 year old.

Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2013 06:45 PM (mKMj1)

189 I find this to be the most appropriate and effective way to deal with snakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy44PFzXZAs

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 06:46 PM (yVmMc)

190 Time to call the DirecTV Genie

Comcast Cable Bans All Firearm, Ammunition Advertisers

http://shar.es/eFdmL

via @BreitbartNews

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 06:46 PM (mCvL4)

191 I remember once finding a huge water-bug, and pouring a big can of homemade solidox "black powder" on top of him and setting it alight. Burned him to a crisp, but I still managed to not set my house on fire.

Posted by: Chris M at March 22, 2013 06:47 PM (4lyMJ)

192 We are locking up too many young men for things that the well off can pay a fine and walk.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 22, 2013 10:42 PM (Lqy/e)

Well, if HE was paying his own fines he would be free to do whatever the fuck he wanted to. My problem was he wanted me to put my property up for his bail and then got pissed off at me when I told him no. He's been living with me for eight years while he "gets his life together" and he's accomplished exactly nothing. So, like I said, I'm done.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:47 PM (yh0zB)

193 @180: More where that came from... http://t.co/rYQqz2xjtJ

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:47 PM (niZvt)

194 Good night all. Anyone still around at 0600 will have the pleasure of my company, from Bannions part of the world. Have fun, save a hair of the dog for me.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 22, 2013 06:47 PM (jIaZt)

195 @193: My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (81ahw)

196 Damn straight Dianna. And if I hadn't already had my fair share I'd be able to spell Laphroaig correctly.

Posted by: Stourma at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (6xG9/)

197

We just went to the midwives yesterday to confirm that baby #3 is indeed on the way

*********

In my office I say:

Ultrasound creates a womb with a view.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (p8Mda)

198

How many thousands of brackets are now fucking down the tube?

There weren't any perfect brackets left on ESPN even before the Georgetown fiasco.

Posted by: spc at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (CtffS)

199 Comcast Cable Bans All Firearm, Ammunition Advertisers

I got rid of cable and never looked back.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (doBIb)

200 People who sleep naked end up with kids that are born naked. True fact. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 10:40 PM My littleguy lives to be naked, got that from his momma.

Posted by: traye at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (ASFTr)

201 131 We just went to the midwives yesterday to confirm that baby #3 is indeed on the way. I've got two girls so am partially hoping for a boy, but after hearing some of these stories maybe a house full of girls ain't so bad. Just call me Mr. Bennett.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 22, 2013 10:34 PM (81ahw)

===

or, we could wait about 13 years and call you "the guy that no longer gets a chance to get in his own damn bathroom without setting off a fire alarm first."

Posted by: jc at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (PlzOe)

202 GGE Moron, you were right to do what you did. Time for tough love

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:48 PM (0PiQ4)

203

Here is something to compensate for Chemjeff-inflicted horror:

http://tinyurl.com/d583g5l

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2013 06:49 PM (/ZHx6)

204 Adios DC!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)

205 Senate just voted this evening to allow sales taxes on internet purchases. A bunch of GOP Senators voted in favor. Here is the list: http://goo.gl/kj4RT

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at March 22, 2013 06:49 PM (zc/sw)

206 I have some Canadian whiskey here that says it's been aged "at least 36 months". Good enough for me!

Posted by: Chris M at March 22, 2013 06:49 PM (4lyMJ)

207 I guess you all saw Adam Baldwin's retweet of Brent Spiner (Mr. Data the idiot!) saying that all guns (he wished, as a final sentiment on the topic) should disappear. None for the good guys, none for the bad. Yep. Sounds good to me buddy. How much for a really good hammer these days, or even for an axe?! ... or a can of gas ... or a brick .. or new leather gloves. Duh! Hollywood, you make me so happy and so sad, all at the same time. There oughta be a law against those guys speaking without a script.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 06:49 PM (DBH1h)

208 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 06:49 PM (kaalw)

209 191 I remember once finding a huge water-bug, and pouring a big can of homemade solidox "black powder" on top of him and setting it alight. Burned him to a crisp, but I still managed to not set my house on fire. I'm going to guess that you are not an imbecile, like the woman n the snake story.

Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2013 06:50 PM (bKA83)

210 @206: WOW! Genuine Canadian whiskey that's been sitting in a dusty wharehouse at least three years!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:50 PM (niZvt)

211 Hey, faptastics!! How'd your Friday go? I am just embracing the doom and thinking about how to welcome our Russo-Chinese overlords.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 06:51 PM (AJM+z)

212 Long live the King

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 06:51 PM (0BIqy)

213 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 10:50 PM (niZvt)

{{{{Cool!!}}}} haven't seen you in dog's years, buddy . . . how you been keeping?

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 06:52 PM (AJM+z)

214 @208: And a Hasta Vagina to you, mi amigo!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:52 PM (niZvt)

215 Hey, faptastics!! How'd your Friday go? I am just embracing the doom and thinking about how to welcome our Russo-Chinese overlords.

Bemoaning another SMOD near-miss/warning shot?

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2013 06:52 PM (NaNKB)

216 I had to go take care of some business but something told me L,elle was being naughty so I came back.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:53 PM (TTS1A)

217 Peat is a flavor, all right, and Laphroaig is extraordinary stuff, even the 10 year old. Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2013 10:45 PM (mKMj1) Yeppir....I like my scotch to taste like....scotch.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 06:53 PM (j7iSn)

218 @213: I peaches!! Good, hon! I've got 1500 followers on Twitter... Keep waiting for ya to join them! ((((Peaches)))))))

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:53 PM (niZvt)

219 What gets me is this "I am an adult. Quit meddling in my life" followed by stupid choice after stupid choice. His mom died 4 years ago and I understand that it's hard. If your gonna be an adult, then you need to own up to your own stupidity and deal with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 22, 2013 06:53 PM (Lqy/e)

220 Hey tablet users, here is a deal on a little Bluetooth keyboard with shortcuts for Android. The only drawback is that it is for UK users, so a few items won't be where you expect them.

http://www.bensoutlet.com/products/motorola-kb-bt

Posted by: epobirs at March 22, 2013 06:54 PM (kcfmt)

221 >Bemoaning another SMOD near-miss/warning shot? It was Justice (Tyrael) falling to Earth.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at March 22, 2013 06:54 PM (Pr/HJ)

222 @213 err, meant to say, Hi Peaches...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:54 PM (niZvt)

223 216 I had to go take care of some business but something told me L,elle was being naughty so I came back. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:53 PM (TTS1A) She deleted the naughtiness.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

224 @210: Hey! It's been "Distilled, oak barreled, and blended under the supervision of the Canadian government". At least they didn't capitalize government.

Posted by: Chris M at March 22, 2013 06:54 PM (4lyMJ)

225 I'm going to go sit with my boyfriend while he has a cigar.

I shall sulk, as I can no longer smoke, and it makes me sad.

Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2013 06:54 PM (mKMj1)

226 Is that the ginger from Serenity in that bourbon picture, or just me needing a refill?

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 06:55 PM (DBH1h)

227 Yep, a strong sign your internets will be taxed and taxed. IDG News Service - The U.S. Senate has overwhelmingly passed a nonbinding proposal to allow states to collect sales tax on Internet sellers that have no presence within their borders. The proposal was an amendment to a 2014 budget bill that the Senate debated Friday. It was pushed by Senators Mike Enzi, a Wyoming Republican, and Dick Durbin, an Illinois Democrat, and was designed to give backers a sense of whether they had enough votes to push forward with final legislation to impose an Internet sales tax. The vote showed they have plenty of backing to overcome any filibuster seeking to block a final sales tax bill. Sixty votes are needed to overcome a filibuster, and senators voted 75-24 for the nonbinding resolution. The Enzi and Durbin amendment would allow the Senate Budget Committee to include the sales tax in the budget, providing it does not increase the federal deficit.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:55 PM (j3uk1)

228 Did everyone check the balance in your 301(k) accounts today?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:55 PM (p8Mda)

229 I've got 1500 followers on Twitter... Keep waiting for ya to join them!

Well, isn't that so special!! (really, it sounds like sarc, but I mean it, because it brings you joy) sadly (or not) i continue to eschew the twitter/facebook thingy. never gonna happen. i'm crazy enough already.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 06:55 PM (AJM+z)

230 I'm not a fan of snakes but setting one on fire is a bit sick. p,s.: that dog can dance.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 22, 2013 06:56 PM (2U4NN)

231 207 I guess you all sawAdam Baldwin's retweet of Brent Spiner (Mr. Datathe idiot!)saying that all guns (he wished, as a final sentiment on the topic) should disappear. None for the good guys, none for the bad.
Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 10:49 PM

Maybe Data longs for the days when Oog clubbed the shit out of Ogg and took what he wanted

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 06:56 PM (mCvL4)

232 Sean Bannion, who sleeps naked, Im being good. I promised myself to keep my my ass out of the confessional and in a state of grace until after Easter Sunday. So far, so good

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 06:56 PM (0PiQ4)

233 She deleted the naughtiness. Well, in that case I think I'll go create some of my own IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:56 PM (TTS1A)

234 I shall sulk, as I can no longer smoke, and it makes me sad.

Grab a pair, enjoy life why are you so sad?

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 06:56 PM (0BIqy)

235 Did everyone check the balance in your 301(k) accounts today? Mine is a 200.5(k/2).

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (j3uk1)

236 A little flaming snake music for the horde: http://scoamf.us/8z

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (xKC/c)

237

So Tiger is dating Lindsey Vonn? I guess they have one thing in common. Their careers both involved going downhill really fast!

Ba-da-bum. Don't forget to tip your wait staff. Try the veal.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (p8Mda)

238 How'd your Friday go? I am just embracing the doom and thinking about how to welcome our Russo-Chinese overlords.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 10:51 PM (AJM+z)

I spent my kids bail money on mufflers for my 'stang. It sounds great!

(no, I'm not joking. I did, and they do)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (yh0zB)

239

I think Winston the tap dancing bulldog should be the star performer for the next Super Bowl halftime show.

I'm trying to find that vid of the awesome guy giving the CT legislators hell on gun control. I couldn't find it on You Tube (a zillion vids of pro-control people testifying came up when I searched) and it's scrolled off of the HQ's front page. And I don't see any way to access older posts here. I want to send that vid to some friends.

Can any morons help out? I'll send you a quart of Valu-Rite and some prime hobo meat.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (R3gO3)

240 @229: = ( Ok, I'll settle for directing a lewd comment about your breastesses at you here at the HQ once in a while...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (niZvt)

241 Well, in that case I think I'll go create some of my own IYKWIMAITTYD. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:56 PM (TTS1A) Bastard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

242 232 Sean Bannion, who sleeps naked, Im being good. I promised myself to keep my my ass out of the confessional and in a state of grace until after Easter Sunday. So far, so good It's always nice to confess the venial sins too, hon. Which I will be doing tomorrow at 3:30 pm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 06:58 PM (TTS1A)

243 I feel blessed that I have never heard anyone order a bourbon-bomb of any kind. There IS a shortage of duct tape after all. We have sent most of it to Havana and the rest to Haiti, I think. ... but that is probably racist to even think about.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 06:58 PM (DBH1h)

244 I have fifteen twitter followers.

That's too much pressure already.

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2013 06:58 PM (NaNKB)

245 166 The stepson is in jail too. His life of crime started out by heaving a doughnut at a cop doing a traffic stop. (Good thing he didn't hit him and no, I'm not making this up.). He flaked out on doing the communit service, added some speeding/driving without insurance/driving while suspended. Had the car impounded, which we did bail out.

Moved to the coast, got involved with a woman in her 30s. They had a shoving match, so add domestic violence with a one year no contact ruling. Guess why he's in jail? We are hoping that some how, he'll get smarter as he gets older. Hope your son can get out soon. We are locking up too many young men for things that the well off can pay a fine and walk.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 22, 2013 10:42 PM (Lqy/e)

Probably not. BIL is the same way, and he just turned 50 last year. Wherever he goes in this great country, he ends up with crazy chicks with a bunch of kids by different baby daddies, who have kids who have a bunch of kids by different baby daddies who are all mixed up with druggies and other assorted losers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 06:58 PM (Zd/NW)

246 I spent my kids bail money on mufflers for my 'stang. It sounds great!
(no, I'm not joking. I did, and they do)

you have always been wise beyond your years, grasshopper!

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 06:58 PM (AJM+z)

247 Coke and their fascist love of security cameras. and fucking polar bears.

Posted by: traye at March 22, 2013 06:59 PM (ASFTr)

248 "237 Ba-da-bum. Don't forget to tip your wait staff. Try the veal." I tried slipping my waitress just the tip and she smacked me. = (

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 06:59 PM (niZvt)

249 no wonder ace has ruminations

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:00 PM (0BIqy)

250 Coke and their fascist love of security cameras. and fucking polar bears.

Sounds dangerous, but I guess if the polar bear is really hot looking...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 07:00 PM (xKC/c)

251 I tried slipping my waitress just the tip and she smacked me.

= (

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 10:59 PM (niZvt)

*****

That's why I suggested to try the veal.

Mooooo

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 07:01 PM (p8Mda)

252 I find this to be the most appropriate and effective way to deal with snakes. vote them out Comcast Cable Bans All Firearm, Ammunition Advertisers might have to dump Comcast- this is BS FTR I sleep nekkid, except for the hat

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

253 you have always been wise beyond your years, grasshopper!

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 10:58 PM (AJM+z)

Not always. I've fed and sheltered the little fucker for the past eight years, after all. He was pretty upset when I declined his offer to put up my house for his bail money.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:01 PM (yh0zB)

254 249 no wonder ace has ruminations Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 11:00 PM (0BIqy) He's got the runs again?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:01 PM (niZvt)

255 Can't have too many bulldog vids

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 22, 2013 07:02 PM (XvrTA)

256 FTR I sleep nekkid, except for the hat I hope it's something stylish but not overly metrosexual.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 07:02 PM (TTS1A)

257 How to make an Erf Angel. Run over a hippy during the donut.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 22, 2013 07:02 PM (Q3WfW)

258 Tried penicillin? No, but I stuck it out in a hail storm and it went Kabooyow.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 22, 2013 07:02 PM (DaxAl)

259 FTR I sleep nekkid, except for the hat

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 11:01 PM (8sCoq)

I take the hat off for one reason, and one reason only.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:02 PM (yh0zB)

260 249 no wonder ace has ruminations

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 11:00 PM (0BIqy)

And really, really long movie reviews! Keeps him sane, a little.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 07:02 PM (DBH1h)

261 Ace is in his depressive phase, apparently.

Ennui-ewok.

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2013 07:03 PM (NaNKB)

262

I've got two girls so am partially hoping for a boy, but after hearing some of these stories maybe a house full of girls ain't so bad.

I don't know how old your girls are, but speaking from experience, my (beautiful, sweet, loving, etc) daughters have been much harder on my nerves than my (loud, scruffy, etc) son.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 22, 2013 07:03 PM (DoZD+)

263 Jones, this might be a problem. I have a thing for hats too. :-)

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:03 PM (0PiQ4)

264 Not always. I've fed and sheltered the little fucker for the past eight years, after all. He was pretty upset when I declined his offer to put up my house for his bail money.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 11:01 PM (yh0zB)

LOL!!! when he gets out, give him a smack upside the head for Auntie Peaches, will ya? He clearly needs one (or more, your choice)

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:03 PM (AJM+z)

265 Night guys and Peaches... It was fun, but wifey has a tract of land she needs plowed...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (niZvt)

266 BC, did L,elle say she also sleeps nekkid?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (TTS1A)

267 And really, really long movie reviews! Keeps him sane, a little.

LOL

"The Sessions"

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (0BIqy)

268

249 no wonder ace has ruminations
Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 11:00 PM (0BIqy)

*******

Ewoks are ruminants? Who knew?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (p8Mda)

269

G-D sock.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (DaxAl)

270 Senate just voted this evening to allow sales taxes on internet purchases. A bunch of GOP Senators voted in favor. Here is the list: http://goo.gl/kj4RT *** These days I just sort and look for Cruz, Lee, Paul, and Rubio. Nobody else matters anymore. They are one in the same. Hey! Look! Ayotte broke with the McCain-Graham pact/

Posted by: Salem Town Folk at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (piMMO)

271 206 I have some Canadian whiskey here that says it's been aged "at least 36 months". Good enough for me! Whiskey aging may be overrated. One if my fav ryes is aged about a year. And some really old stuff I've sprung fr has been meh.

Posted by: Splunge at March 22, 2013 07:04 PM (bKA83)

272 has a tract of land she needs plowed...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 11:04 PM (niZvt)

*******

Hasta lambada. Happy farming!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (p8Mda)

273 Only thing polar bears are good for.

Posted by: traye at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (ASFTr)

274 LOL!!! when he gets out, give him a smack upside the head for Auntie Peaches, will ya? He clearly needs one (or more, your choice)

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 11:03 PM (AJM+z)

I was thinking more along the lines of a boot up the other end.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (yh0zB)

275 Today is William Shatner's 82nd birthday

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (mCvL4)

276 Huge tracts?

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (Q3WfW)

277 266 BC, did L,elle say she also sleeps nekkid? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 11:04 PM (TTS1A) Didn't say. L, Elle is pretending to be good. For some reason.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)

278 I have fifteen twitter followers. That's too much pressure already. *** provide your twitter address and I'll make it 16

Posted by: Salem Town Folk at March 22, 2013 07:05 PM (piMMO)

279 I sleep nekkid

I have never, ever, since I was a tiny child, understood how anyone manages to sleep encumbered by any sort of clothing whatsoever. It boggles the mind . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:06 PM (AJM+z)

280 Beautiful. For Erf Day we all get to plan for the snow that is coming up this weekend, but I'm sure that the snow is just another sign of global warming, just like the lack of warm days this winter.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 07:06 PM (Zd/NW)

281 Hey Colorado Alex I watched the newest supernatural. It was alright. Did you have a specific problem with it?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2013 07:06 PM (SbvZH)

282 Hey! Look! Ayotte broke with the McCain-Graham pact/ Posted by: Salem Town Folk at March 22, 2013 11:04 PM I don't even know what you're talking about, but it's probably a good move on her part

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 07:06 PM (JMmQ9)

283

Ace is in his depressive phase, apparently.

It's spring. He's just molting.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:06 PM (IlBt9)

284 I have never, ever, since I was a tiny child, understood how anyone manages to sleep encumbered by any sort of clothing whatsoever. It boggles the mind . . . Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 11:06 PM (AJM+z) How you doin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

285 "I have fifteen twitter followers" Just be yourself and you'll have none in no time!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:07 PM (niZvt)

286 Only thing polar bears are good for.

Can't be the only thing they're good for. Doesn't the Inuit word for polar bear mean "tourist disposal"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 07:07 PM (xKC/c)

287 Whys my nic still lit up? I did what AnnaP said. So, I'll be a red here at AoS. Just for you, Sean.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:07 PM (0PiQ4)

288 I have never, ever, since I was a tiny child, understood how anyone manages to sleep encumbered by any sort of clothing whatsoever. It boggles the mind . . . Ditto. Oh, and pics or it's a dirty lie. :-D

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 07:07 PM (TTS1A)

289 > Jones, this might be a problem. I have a thing for hats too. :-) Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:03 PM (0PiQ4) it's not weird, I swear! I turn the heat off at night, it gets cool, and I have very little hair on my head. I like to sleep in a cool bedroom. Thus the cap. I do the same thing when I go camping.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:07 PM (8sCoq)

290 Your somehow linking this thread L, elle. Make sure there's nothing in the URL box below your nic and email.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

291 It's spring. He's just molting.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 11:06 PM (IlBt9)

*****

Did someone spill water on him?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 07:08 PM (p8Mda)

292 Gosh, what a surprise. A yea vote from each of NC's Senators. 0.0

At least I can proudly say that Grassley used to be my Senator (but that means I also have to admit to that fuckstain Harkin).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:08 PM (yh0zB)

293 So, I'll be a red here at AoS. Just for you, Sean. Awww, that's nice L,elle, but you're only saying that 'cause teej isn't here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 07:09 PM (TTS1A)

294 I don't even know what you're talking about, but it's probably a good move on her part ***** Not a pact, but damn but she and Rubio have appeared enamored of the Maverick as of late.

Posted by: Salem Town Folk at March 22, 2013 07:09 PM (piMMO)

295 So, I'll be a red here at AoS. Just for you, Sean.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:07 PM (0PiQ4)

Well, cripes, I clicked it, thinking there would be some sort of salacious content, but it just brought me right back here. WTF???

P.S. just delete the "URL" portion of your dealio when you post and it will go away.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:09 PM (AJM+z)

296 Ace is having an epiphany

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:09 PM (0BIqy)

297 292 What part of NC?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

298 provide your twitter address and I'll make it 16

@filbert59

I'd say you won't be disappointed, but . . .

(Most of my tweets make, if anything, less obvious sense than my AoSHQ posts).

(I have nothing to say, and say it very obscurely, usually.)

Posted by: filbert at March 22, 2013 07:10 PM (NaNKB)

299 286 Only thing polar bears are good for.

Can't be the only thing they're good for. Doesn't the Inuit word for polar bear mean "tourist disposal"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 11:07 PM (xKC/c)

No. It means "needs salt and potatoes".

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 07:10 PM (DBH1h)

300 Can't be the only thing they're good for. Doesn't the Inuit word for polar bear mean "tourist disposal"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 11:07 PM (xKC/c)

*******

I thought the Inuits had like 37 different words for polar bear.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 07:10 PM (p8Mda)

301 The horde is randy tonight. Must be the ginger with the whiskey. Anyway, I'm off to read Anna Karenina and slip into a coma. Good night, horde.

Posted by: joncelli at March 22, 2013 07:10 PM (CWlPF)

302 Dangit, off blood-thirsty sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:10 PM (piMMO)

303 296 Ace is having an epiphany Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 11:09 PM (0BIqy) Ewww. Or should I say, ewe?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:11 PM (niZvt)

304 296 Ace is having an epiphany

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 11:09 PM (0BIqy)

*******

I loved that movie- "Breakfast at Epiphany's"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 07:11 PM (p8Mda)

305 For the soccer morons and moronettes - the US is playing a game in the snow right now

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 07:11 PM (yVmMc)

306 292 What part of NC?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:10 PM (aDwsi)

Just north of Raleigh.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:11 PM (yh0zB)

307 @filbert59 I'd say you won't be disappointed, but . . . *** Followed. Now entertain me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:11 PM (piMMO)

308 Crap, my HQ addiction is starting up again... Must... Resist...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:11 PM (niZvt)

309 Niedermeyer!!!! {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:12 PM (AJM+z)

310

Ace is having an epiphany.

I know a doctor who can help him with that, as long as he's still in the 1st trimester.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 22, 2013 07:12 PM (i7B17)

311 306 292 What part of NC?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:10 PM (aDwsi)

Just north of Raleigh.
---------------
Ah. Haight-Ashbury here..., Asheville

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)

312 308 Crap, my HQ addiction is starting up again... Must... Resist...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 11:11 PM (niZvt)

That was pretty quick, plough-boy . . . just sayin

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (AJM+z)

313 Ace epiphanates monthly.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (niZvt)

314 I loved that movie- "Breakfast at Epiphany's"

How old are you?

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (0BIqy)

315 If your epiphany lasts for more than 4 hours, call your psychiatric doctor

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (yVmMc)

316 Great moments in Star Trek history;

"I'm your Huckleberry!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEm-6lYMgCI

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (mCvL4)

317 I thought the Inuits had like 37 different words for polar bear.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now humbly returning to his Irish roots at March 22, 2013 11:10 PM (p8Mda)

Yes, that seems right. If I recall, all 37 words begin with the syllables "run".

Posted by: and irresolute at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (DBH1h)

318 I loved that movie- "Breakfast at Epiphany's" *** And that 80's pop singer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:13 PM (piMMO)

319 Niedermeyer!!!! {{{{{}}}}} *** Right back at ya, dear! {{{{{}}}}}}

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:14 PM (piMMO)

320

Ah. Haight-Ashbury here..., Asheville

Oh really. So am I - Asheville, I mean.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2013 07:15 PM (/ZHx6)

321 @312: Well, I came across her walking in the living room... She's still yelling at me for the stain on her dress...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:15 PM (niZvt)

322 and slip into a coma. Good night, horde.

Posted by: joncelli at March 22, 2013 11:10 PM (CWlPF)

******* So apparently not one of the sleep in the buff crowd. I'm assuming a coma is rather like a toga? G'night joncelli

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:15 PM (p8Mda)

323 An epiphany (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphaneia, "manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of sudden and striking realization. Generally the term is used to describe breakthrough scientific, religious or philosophical discoveries, but it can apply in any situation in which an enlightening realization allows a problem or situation to be understood from a new and deeper perspective.

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:15 PM (0BIqy)

324 I don't fill in anything on the URL line, so why I am red and en fuego? I think Sean Bannion, who sleeps naked, rigged this.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:16 PM (0PiQ4)

325 Ah. Haight-Ashbury here..., Asheville

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:13 PM (aDwsi)

Damn, you know with so many VA/NC/SC moron/ettes here you'd think we would be able to do a Moron Meet-Up. I've tried to arrange a couple but each time no one could show for some reason or another. We head out that way at least once a year to run the Tail of the Dragon (Robbinsville) with the Carolina MF'rs (Mustang Forums).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:16 PM (yh0zB)

326 @edzeppelin91

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:16 PM (8sCoq)

327 The public stadium financing thing has always been maddening. It relies on the same "multiplier effect" bullshit the spendulus did, with the same disastrous results.

Posted by: Andy at March 22, 2013 07:16 PM (OZPoa)

328 320 Ah. Haight-Ashbury here..., Asheville

Oh really. So am I - Asheville,I mean.
-----------
Both seeking refuge at AoSHQ ;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

329 NDH, we need to get cranking on twitter again. The Daily Journal isn't going to write itself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)

330

GGE,

I have a cousin like that. He has been in and out of trouble since he was a teenager. Several years ago he was living with my grandparents and going out every day to "look for work". In fact he was breaking into houses around the neighborhood. The news actually showed footage of my grandparents standing on their lawn in their nightgowns and insisting that this was "all a misunderstanding" and that Mark wasn't guilty while the cops are walking out with bag after bag of stolen goods.

After he was released from jail, he lasted less than two weeks before he was picked up for violating his parole and sent back. The family didn't tell my dad until two months later at Christmas, when dad showed up with a gift.

Did I mention the son this dipshit has with a drug addled high-school dropout? Yeah, he's a real asset to society.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 07:17 PM (lr3d7)

331 She's still yelling at me for the stain on her dress...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 11:15 PM (niZvt)

Trust me, you are no Billy Jeff. NTTABT. Glad you decided to hang. It really has been WAY too long. How does your garden grow? I know y'all have been having some shit weather back there.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:17 PM (AJM+z)

332 I think Sean Bannion, who sleeps naked, rigged this.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:16 PM (0PiQ4)

He might have. You never know with that guy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:18 PM (yh0zB)

333 @322 "So apparently not one of the sleep in the buff crowd. I'm assuming a coma is rather like a toga? " Well, in New York City Hospitals women can get screwed in a coma, yes...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:18 PM (niZvt)

334

>>>She's still yelling at me for the stain on her dress...

Tell her to save that dress!

Posted by: Linda Trip at March 22, 2013 07:18 PM (IlBt9)

335 @edzeppelin91 *** followed! Now dance!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:18 PM (piMMO)

336 325 Ah. Haight-Ashbury here..., Asheville

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:13 PM (aDwsi)

Damn, you know with so many VA/NC/SC moron/ettes here you'd think we would be able to do a Moron Meet-Up. I've tried to arrange a couple but each time no one could show for some reason or another. We head out that way at least once a year to run the Tail of the Dragon (Robbinsville) with the Carolina MF'rs (Mustang Forums).
------------
Yeah. Hwy 129(?). Been through there a lot..., motorcyclist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

337 epiphany

'sup

Posted by: Antiochus IV at March 22, 2013 07:19 PM (QTHTd)

338 323 An epiphany (from the ancient Greek ἐÃ°Ã©Ã¶ÃœÃÃ¥Ã©Ã¡, epiphaneia,
"manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of sudden and
striking realization. Generally the term is used to describe
breakthrough scientific, religious or philosophical discoveries, but it
can apply in any situation in which an enlightening realization allows a
problem or situation to be understood from a new and deeper
perspective.

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 11:15 PM (0BIqy)

*******

Ohhhhh.. Now I get it!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:19 PM (p8Mda)

339 NDH, we need to get cranking on twitter again. The Daily Journal isn't going to write itself. *** We had some really terrific stuff get disappeared down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:19 PM (piMMO)

340 328 320 Ah. Haight-Ashbury here..., Asheville Oh really. So am I - Asheville,I mean. ----------- Both seeking refuge at AoSHQ ;-) Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:16 PM (aDwsi) I'm down the road in Spartanburg.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 07:19 PM (j7iSn)

341 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 11:19 PM (p8Mda)

like you've ever even seen "normal" from where you're at . . . i say this with love

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:21 PM (AJM+z)

342 Gee Alex, thanks for that warm fuzzy feeling. I'm hoping he will have one of those epiphany thingies while he's got nothing better to do than be pissed at me for not getting him out of jail.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:21 PM (yh0zB)

343 Geeze... Sandlappers and Tar Heels....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

344 We had some really terrific stuff get disappeared down the rabbit hole. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:19 PM (piMMO) No kidding. And I don't feel like reading through all my previous tweets to try and find them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

345 Great moments in Star Trek history. Shatner and Rocky Horror character re-enact West Side Story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSHCNTELFI8

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 07:21 PM (mCvL4)

346 Happy Birthday to teh Shat!!!! I hope he's gettin' some tonight.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:22 PM (AJM+z)

347 #KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal Awoke at noon. Kicked cat. Scratched ass for an hour. Yelled at Consuela, the housekeepe, for runny eggs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:22 PM (piMMO)

348 341 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 11:19 PM (p8Mda)

like you've ever even seen "normal" from where you're at . . . i say this with love

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 11:21 PM (AJM+z)

*******

Meh- normal's overrated. It's so, how to put it? Normonormative?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:22 PM (p8Mda)

349 @331: At the moment the garden is frozen... The latest pic I took before winter : http://t.co/l1vcqiZb2M Damn deer really did a number on our evergreens this winter: so damn many of them, and they're starving.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:22 PM (niZvt)

350 Yeah. Hwy 129(?). Been through there a lot..., motorcyclist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:19 PM (aDwsi)

That's the one. Hey, I've got a couple of those...both of them non-functional...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:22 PM (yh0zB)

351 Does the vibrator thing work on men and is it self administered? I am a curious girl.

A good kick in the nuts will drive a man to Bee Gee territory and no covert trips to the sex shop and keeping a list of excuses in the watch pocket of the jeans.

Sports stadiums. Not sure about other places, but the Racetrack for NASCAR at Homestead (homestead Miami Speedway) - I am guessing that is a money maker. Homestead was circling the toilet bowl after Andrew. The track brought in boat loads of cash.

Posted by: shan at March 22, 2013 07:23 PM (V9MHw)

352

#KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal

1:30 to 1:47- Gazed longingly at bathtub.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:23 PM (p8Mda)

353 The latest pic I took before winter : http://t.co/l1vcqiZb2M *** What a gorgeous yard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:24 PM (piMMO)

354 Meh- normal's overrated.

That, of course, has been my personal take on the matter, probably since long before you were born, Seamus. Rock on.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:24 PM (AJM+z)

355 >>>I'm down the road in Spartanburg.

Ah, God's country. I lived in Greenville from 81-89. If, or I should say, when the wifey throws me under the bus, I'm moving back.

In Cary now.

Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.

No offense to our northern Moron brethren.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 07:25 PM (4Mv1T)

356

Buzzion,

I'm just not sure how to take the ending. As much as I hate when shows resurrect a character, in this case I would be amenable to it since I really like that the character was starting to develop and would like to have seen more. Plus the whole "closing Hell" storyline is annoying me. I don't see how they can resolve this at the end of the season in any decent fashion.

I'm weird in that I like the soap opera shit, at least in moderate doses.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 07:25 PM (lr3d7)

357 >> What a gorgeous yard. +1 Very nice

Posted by: Andy at March 22, 2013 07:25 PM (OZPoa)

358 350 That's the one. Hey, I've got a couple of those...both of them non-functional...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde

-----------
Bikes aside, what flavor of Mustang(s)?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

359 Does the vibrator thing work on men and is it self administered? I am a curious girl.

Posted by: shan at March 22, 2013 11:23 PM (V9MHw)

don't know...don't care to know...not really all that overjoyed that you brought it up, to tell you the truth, cause now I have a mental picture that brain bleach just won't wash out...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:25 PM (yh0zB)

360 201 131
We just went to the midwives yesterday to confirm that baby #3 is indeed
on the way. I've got two girls so am partially hoping for a boy, but
after hearing some of these stories maybe a house full of girls ain't so
bad. Just call me Mr. Bennett.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 22, 2013 10:34 PM (81ahw)

===
or, we could wait about 13 years and call you "the guy that no longer gets a chance to get in his own damn bathroom without setting off a fire alarm first."

Posted by: jc at March 22, 2013 10:48 PM (PlzOe)

Rule of thumb -- a house needs one bathroom + 1 for every female living in it -- and, yes, that means a woman living alone needs two.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 07:25 PM (kaalw)

361 The latest pic I took before winter :

http://t.co/l1vcqiZb2M

You're killin' me here, Cool. That is like not having to die before you get to live in heaven. {golf claps}

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:26 PM (AJM+z)

362 Big data, unless you know what you were doing... Its all coming to haunt you.

The police and the biddnesmen.... They will

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:26 PM (0BIqy)

363 347 #KeithOlbermannsDailyJournal Awoke at noon. Kicked cat. Scratched ass for an hour. Yelled at Consuela, the housekeepe, for runny eggs. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:22 PM (piMMO) Lmao. I ran across some of the old ones when I was looking for Keefums and I's "conversation". Some of mine were a bit blue. One of my first ones was about Keith staring at himself in the mirror while jerking off and almost making it to 30 seconds this time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

364 355 >>>I'm down the road in Spartanburg.

In Cary now.

Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.

No offense to our northern Moron brethren.
-------------------
Absolutely eaten up with half-backs here..., well, them and the hippies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

365 since long before you were born, Seamus. Rock on.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 11:24 PM (AJM+z)

********

I was born so long ago that my mom's ultrasound was steam-powered. And when I was born the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mom!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:27 PM (p8Mda)

366 No offense to our northern Moron brethren.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 11:25 PM (4Mv1T)

I'm a damnyankee, I moved south and have no intention of moving back. At least I don't want to change the politics...much (constitutional carry would be nice, fr'instance).

Mike, a 2011 GT/CS convertible.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)

367 342 Gee Alex, thanks for that warm fuzzy feeling. I'm hoping he will have one of those epiphany thingies while he's got nothing better to do than be pissed at me for not getting him out of jail.
Here's hoping. I had an incident last year that I'm still dealing with. One of the results is that a lost a large circle of friends, but I also came to realize that they were a very high class of friends to begin with. Poisonous relationships like that need to be cut out of a person's life and quickly. Hopefully your son will see that.
To be honest, I couldn't stand the thought of living with my parents. I did it for a few months last summer while I looked for work and it drove me nuts the whole time. They never complained, and I tried to pay for my own food and help around the house, but I still felt like I was imposing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 07:28 PM (lr3d7)

368 http://t.co/l1vcqiZb2M

What are you trying to say? Its pretty but...

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:29 PM (0BIqy)

369 360 201
131

We just went to the midwives yesterday to confirm that baby #3 is indeed

on the way. I've got two girls
--------------------------
My god! You must buy toilet paper by the jumbo case...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

370 I see my freshman senator from Nebraska voted yea on the internet sales tax. G-Dammit 111!111!!111

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 22, 2013 07:29 PM (DaxAl)

371 thanks for the compliments, guys! Ok, really is time to sleep. Night y'all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2013 07:29 PM (niZvt)

372 There was a "lesbian armpit hair" comment I didn't manage to get into the last thread.

I regret not keeping up. Srsly.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 22, 2013 07:30 PM (WGOcs)

373 Mike, a 2011 GT/CS convertible.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 11:27 PM (yh0zB)

I totally picture you in a '67 goat. With the landau roof and four on the floor. I love you, GGE. I know you rock the righteous ride.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:30 PM (AJM+z)

374

Hello morons. Thought I'd come up for some air and alcohol, but mainly alcohol.

BTW, the F117 is there, you just have to look at it like it's one of those 3d pics.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 07:30 PM (mMx6C)

375 Lmao. I ran across some of the old ones when I was looking for Keefums and I's "conversation". Some of mine were a bit blue. One of my first ones was about Keith staring at himself in the mirror while jerking off and almost making it to 30 seconds this time *** HEHEHE I had forgotten about that one. My favorites are the self-affirmations.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:30 PM (piMMO)

376 Absolutely eaten up with half-backs here..., well, them and the hippies. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 11:27 PM (aDwsi) Half the cars have Fla. plates...half of the rest don't have plates.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 07:31 PM (j7iSn)

377 Night, Czech

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:31 PM (piMMO)

378 Sweet dreams and God bless, Cool! Lovely to see you again, my friend.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:32 PM (AJM+z)

379
Harry Reems death has effected me in a sensual sort of way.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at March 22, 2013 07:32 PM (ndqJC)

380 I can't sleep nude. I'm afraid of middle of the night fires or tornadoes, etc. Guess I'm too tightly buttoned up, so to speak.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 22, 2013 07:33 PM (DoZD+)

381 My favorites are the self-affirmations. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:30 PM (piMMO) I'm good enough.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)

382 366 Mike, a 2011 GT/CS convertible.
------------------------
Ah. A newish one. I actually have a project car..., a '78 Cutlass, of all things..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:33 PM (aDwsi)

383 >>>I'm a damnyankee, I moved south and have no intention of moving back.

Not FROM here, but got here as fast as you could. All good.

Plus, you like all things that go *BANG*.

Internal combustion, and shootin' irons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

384 They never complained, and I tried to pay for my own food and help around the house, but I still felt like I was imposing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 11:28 PM (lr3d7)

I hear ya. I went back to visit my folks for Christmas vacation and stole their power, gas and water bills out of their bill pile and paid them. I told them to consider it a down payment on what I owed them. Didn't come close, of course...

heh...pissed my mom off. She said "We're not destitute you know!" but she stopped fussing at me when I hugged her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:34 PM (yh0zB)

385 Howdy folks. Anybody got an Ark they can spare? We are fixing to be hit with another round of storms here in Dixie.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2013 07:34 PM (DEtps)

386 380 I can't sleep nude. I'm afraid of middle of the night fires or tornadoes, etc. Guess I'm too tightly buttoned up, so to speak. Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 22, 2013 11:33 PM (DoZD+) If anything that drastic happens, clothing is down the list of concerns. And I just keep a pair of shorts next to the bed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)

387 380 I can't sleep nude. I'm afraid of middle of the night fires or tornadoes,
----------------------
In that case, your priorities would shift..., nakeness being secondary to instinct forsurvival

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

388 And I just keep a pair of shorts next to the bed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 11:34 PM (GEICT)

I keep my duck boots next to the bed, in case of earthquakes (and the resultant broken glass). Otherwise, I don't really give a shit. Somebody sees me naked and requires therapy? Not my problem . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:36 PM (AJM+z)

389 The long arm of the law is at our door

For sleeping nude

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:36 PM (0BIqy)

390 Sean Bannion, you her still? I had to take a phone call.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:36 PM (0PiQ4)

391 Reading Lil Miss Rightie tweets and saw where Reince is pointing at Huckabee as an example of how to speak to social issues.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:36 PM (piMMO)

392 385 Howdy folks. Anybody got an Ark they can spare? We are fixing to be hit with another round of storms here in Dixie.
-------
Perhaps some snow, at least in higher elevations in W. NC

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:37 PM (aDwsi)

393 I totally picture you in a '67 goat. With the landau roof and four on the floor. I love you, GGE. I know you rock the righteous ride.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 11:30 PM (AJM+z)

I would love to have a 67 Goat. I'd paint that mother purple like the XXX one, that was a bad-ass ride. With the 426 and tri-power, baby!

Mike, if I had any other stang it would be a 67/68 fastback. Or a 2008 Bullitt, either one would work.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:37 PM (yh0zB)

394 The SMOD was spotted near DC tonight. It's getting closer ....... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=javlC3G-Oro&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjavlC3G-Oro

Posted by: Mabe Galor at March 22, 2013 07:37 PM (NlCgY)

395 Internal combustion, and shootin' irons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 11:34 PM (4Mv1T)

Damn straight.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

396 I don't know what those planes are, but they're not F-117 stealth fighters.

Check out the vertical stabilizers on real F-117's.

http://oi46.tinypic.com/npf68j.jpg

See the diff?

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 22, 2013 07:39 PM (WGOcs)

397

we could wait about 13 years and call you "the guy that no longer gets a
chance to get in his own damn bathroom without setting off a fire alarm
first."

My husband passed a law early in the girls' makeup years: no hair fixing or makeup applying allowed in the bathroom. Prevented a lot of traffic jams.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 22, 2013 07:39 PM (DoZD+)

398 The SMOD was spotted near DC tonight. It's getting closer .......

Posted by: Mabe Galor at March 22, 2013 11:37 PM (NlCgY)

If it ain't hit yet it ain't close enough. And running out of time, I might add.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:40 PM (yh0zB)

399 I don't know what those planes are, but they're not F-117 stealth fighters. *** I think they were trying to be funny. Behind the sign is a set of three wheels....only.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:40 PM (piMMO)

400 Can't sleep in the nude. No. No. No.

'fraid I might see myself headed to the john in the morning in the big mirror.

*shudders*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)

401 stole their power, gas and water bills out of their bill pile and paid them.

If you reference the address, you can send a check to most utility providers without an account number. Then they just get a big-ass credit on their bill. It's a very nice thing to do and it's big for folks on a limited income, but not a whole lot for the sainted offspring.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:41 PM (AJM+z)

402

>>>if I had any other stang it would be a 67/68 fastback.

My old man has a 68 1/2 428 CJ. About the only Mustang I'd trade my Galaxie for.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:41 PM (IlBt9)

403 Ah. A newish one. I actually have a project car..., a '78 Cutlass, of all things..

Posted by: Mike Hammer

***

How hard is it find parts for that?

I have a 68 GA CA 350 and parts are available.... for a price.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 07:41 PM (mMx6C)

404 Time to close up shop. A night cap, 1/2 hr. or so of Galsworthy, up in the a.m. to cut some trees..., weather permitting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 22, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

405 I think the plane is there, they just forgot to put the stealth wheels on it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:42 PM (p8Mda)

406

Rule of thumb -- a house needs one bathroom + 1 for every female living in it -- and, yes, that means a woman living alone needs two. Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 11:25 PM (kaalw)

I live alone and have a bathroom and powder room - both packed with bath salts, lotions, makeup, liquid soaps, scented bath bars and candles, shampoos and conditioners, blow drier, hair styling products, nail polish...

I'm going to suffer in the upcoming apocalypse like everyone else, but at least I won't be a poorly groomed pauper with alligator skin.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 22, 2013 07:42 PM (R3gO3)

407 uh oh my weather alert radio just went off

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:43 PM (8sCoq)

408 391 I'm a little embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out that LittleMissRighty was our lacyunderalls.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 07:43 PM (wbeNt)

409

>>>uh oh my weather alert radio just went off

Scorpions?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:44 PM (IlBt9)

410 I'm a little embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out that LittleMissRighty was our lacyunderalls. *** She's a little twitter powerhouse

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:44 PM (piMMO)

411 What does SMOD mean?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2013 07:44 PM (DEtps)

412 400 Can't sleep in the nude. No. No. No.

'fraid I might see myself headed to the john in the morning in the big mirror.

*shudders*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 11:40 PM (4Mv1T)

******

Heh- I had the same thought, only imagined running outside in an emergency and traumatizing my neighbors.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:44 PM (p8Mda)

413 If you reference the address, you can send a check to most utility providers without an account number.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 11:41 PM (AJM+z)

It's a small town, gas and water go to city hall and there's an electric utility office right there in town. I got a variation of "Oh hey, ain't seen you in a while, how long ya back for? Paying that for your folks? No problem, I'll ring you right up" at all of them. I love small towns.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:44 PM (yh0zB)

414 Awww...lacyunderalls. I love lacyunderalls.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:44 PM (IlBt9)

415 dang it, I have totally over-beered and that has not stopped me from popping another can of cheap swill . . . my chicky parm could take another half hour, although they are usually faster. please don't leave me before i get food, 'kay? brb, gotta burn a parley. DON'T LEAVE!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (AJM+z)

416 I'm a little embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out that LittleMissRighty was our lacyunderalls. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 11:43 PM (wbeNt) Ha! So that's who it is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)

417 >>>I'd trade my Galaxie...

What year? Dad had '63, '65, and '67. The last of which became mine. Put 140K on it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

418 SMOD = Smoking Meteor of Death

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (p8Mda)

419 What does SMOD mean? *** sweet meteor of death

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (piMMO)

420 winter storm warning, 12" snow possible, gusty winds-

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (8sCoq)

421 Why does the law tell me whats right and wrong?

What does the law know, they are only words, Gods words are not omnipotent, nor should be theirs.

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:45 PM (0BIqy)

422 It's a 64 XL500 Convertible.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (IlBt9)

423 407 uh oh my weather alert radio just went off

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 11:43 PM (8sCoq)

*******

Do you think it will come back of its own accord?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (p8Mda)

424 What does SMOD mean?

Sweet Meteor of Death. I believe alexthechick holds the copyright. Don't fuck with her. Not that you would.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (AJM+z)

425 Heh- I had the same thought, only imagined running outside in an emergency and traumatizing my neighbors. *** Keep a shorty robe nearby

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (piMMO)

426 uh oh my weather alert radio just went off

Scorpions?

Posted by: garrett

*******************

Flying squid shooting scorpions.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (mMx6C)

427 Oh goody, is that a troll?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

428

>>winter storm warning, 12" snow

ah, Sabbath.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:46 PM (IlBt9)

429

Well fuck, there goes my evening.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 07:47 PM (lr3d7)

430 This "east coast meteor"? What time did this happen today? It might 'splain some anomalies on my drive home.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 07:47 PM (JMmQ9)

431

I just watched the Marginalize Competition. Would I win if I was a double transgender? That is I have a wakacokoffomee and then a addadictamee? On top of that I could try to be anorexic (I am currently failing at that). And I am a bedwetter.

I don't pick my nose but I am willing to learn.

And I could start wearing a green fedora and start watching GLEE.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 22, 2013 07:47 PM (TMyKv)

432 I'm going to suffer in the upcoming apocalypse like everyone else, but at least I won't be a poorly groomed pauper with alligator skin.

Posted by: Donna V. at March 22, 2013 11:42 PM (R3gO3)

I am reminded by your reference of "powder room" of the words of an American admiral (who's name, unfortunately, escapes me - I'm sure a quick google search would reveal it but...lazy) who, when asked why ships are referred to as "she" replied "because it costs so much to keep them in paint and powder."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:47 PM (yh0zB)

433 Hey Jones- a friend of mine had to drive from Montrose to Denver via I-70. It took him almost nine hours due to the heavy snow in the high country. Vail Pass and the tunnel were both shut down for a while.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:47 PM (p8Mda)

434 Jones you're kidding. 12 inches overnight?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:48 PM (0PiQ4)

435 Last cool Galaxie was the '63 500XL.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 22, 2013 07:49 PM (i7B17)

436 434 Jones you're kidding. 12 inches overnight? Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:48 PM (0PiQ4) *cough cough*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:49 PM (GEICT)

437 The Urban Dictionary has a different definition of SMOD. suck my own digit. I never could figure out why you all kept saying that. I like y'all's definition better.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2013 07:49 PM (DEtps)

438

>>12 inches overnight?

Every. Night.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:49 PM (IlBt9)

439 When and how did I end up following Jenna Jameson?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:50 PM (piMMO)

440 Keep a shorty robe nearby

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:46 PM (piMMO)

********

I'm afraid a "shorty" robe won't do the trick.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:50 PM (p8Mda)

441 The Urban Dictionary has a different definition of SMOD. suck my own digit. I never could figure out why you all kept saying that. I like y'all's definition better. *** eew

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:50 PM (piMMO)

442 433 It sounds like all that snow that didn't fall in the mountains all winter is falling all at once now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 07:50 PM (wbeNt)

443 BH is off viewing Demons Run.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 07:50 PM (kaalw)

444 Oh goody, is that a troll?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 11:46 PM (GEICT)

Smells like one. I'm sure someone could supply his non-cloaked identity, I don't bother learning their names. rakon, or something like that I think.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:50 PM (yh0zB)

445 >>>It's a 64 XL500 Convertible.

Excellente'

390, or dare I say 427?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 07:51 PM (4Mv1T)

446 439 When and how did I end up following Jenna Jameson? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:50 PM (piMMO) She's a Repub. Spoke out multiple times on Conservative issues during election.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

447 oh shut up BC and garrett. As if.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:51 PM (0PiQ4)

448 390...would love to find an original 427 hardtop to park next to it, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:51 PM (IlBt9)

449 Oh goody, is that a troll? *** A troll? Where?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:51 PM (piMMO)

450 >Jones you're kidding. 12 inches overnight? Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:48 PM (0PiQ4) this is the 2nd time in as many nights that you've done this no no- 12" of snow by tomorrow night

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:52 PM (8sCoq)

451 L,elle we kid, we kid

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:52 PM (8sCoq)

452 437 "suck my own digit"

What does that even mean?

Wait, no - I don't want to know.

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 07:52 PM (yVmMc)

453 439 Did you start following her when she endorsed Romney before the election?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 07:52 PM (wbeNt)

454 She's a Repub. Spoke out multiple times on Conservative issues during election. *** Awww then. I couldn't remember for the life of me. She must have popped up as a RT.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:52 PM (piMMO)

455 true story about sleeping nude.

my dad got up early one morning to tend the fire and saw a moose outside the cabin. so, he eased a window open and shot it. at the time he was only wearing slippers. everyone woke up to the sound of a 30.06 and dad standing there naked.

Posted by: jc at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (PlzOe)

456 Jones you're kidding. 12 inches overnight?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:48 PM (0PiQ4)

that's what all the boys say . . .

Oh, hey, ND just got their asses kicked. Hard. What a surprise. j/k

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (AJM+z)

457 hi all
thanx for the ONT CDR M, loved the 'stealth fighter' pic

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (BBWjt)

458 446 "She's a Repub. Spoke out multiple times on Conservative issues during election."

I knew we were in trouble when Jenna Jameson and Lindsay Lohan came out as Romney voters.

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (yVmMc)

459 Last cool Galaxie was the '63 500XL.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 22, 2013 11:49 PM (i7B17)

Friend of mine in high school had a white one. Damn near killed us one day, the idler arm came apart on the highway. Dem t'ings don't steer too good without idler arms (hell, by today's standards they don't steer too good with them).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (yh0zB)

460 99.97% pure soap to eat

Posted by: Radical Eugene gone bacterial at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (I88Jc)

461 im almost drunk

my hair feels short and uneven in the back

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (0BIqy)

462 what is everyone up to tonite

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 07:53 PM (BBWjt)

463 Did you start following her when she endorsed Romney before the election? *** AHA! I followed her a while back and every time she pops up now I've wondered why.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 07:54 PM (piMMO)

464

>>>Last cool Galaxie was the '63 500XL.

Yeah, the 64 is a total POS.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 07:54 PM (IlBt9)

465 Jones, I've been a transplant just 2 yrs. it's March. It's technically Spring. Whens the snow going to stop?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 07:55 PM (0PiQ4)

466 Within 100....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 07:55 PM (kaalw)

467 356 Buzzion, I'm just not sure how to take the ending. As much as I hate when shows resurrect a character, in this case I would be amenable to it since I really like that the characterwas starting to develop and would like to have seen more. Plus the whole "closing Hell" storyline is annoying me. I don't see how they can resolve this at the end of the season in any decent fashion. I'm weird in that I like the soap opera shit, at least in moderate doses. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 11:25 PM (lr3d7) Didn't care for the actress so kind of meh. As for the hell gate story it's kind of up in the air for me. They have ready confirms at least one more season and castiel will be a regular again. So who knows how it will go. I mean they obviously like Crowley. He's the longest surviving villain they've had. So one of bar imagining them killing him off now. I'm content to wait and see.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2013 07:55 PM (SbvZH)

468 So who survived the cis-thread? Was DC taken over by Martians?

My head started to swim as if I was about to pass out. So I fled the computer friends in the box to rest. Now do I dare to look?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 07:55 PM (MNz0g)

469 > what is everyone up to tonite Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt) I'm wondering why the GoPro HERO2 is such an excellent camera, and from the reviews I've read, the HERO3 is an expensive piece of crap so I'm checking out the Contour

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:55 PM (8sCoq)

470 A troll? Where? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:51 PM (piMMO) 421

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

471 Wife went to bed at 9:30 and said, "Don't stay up too late." It was not an invitation, and I only have grass to cut tomorrow.

Think I'll pour another two fingers of this here highland hootch.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

472 My wife's grandmother used to sleep in the nude. She had eye problems and used special drops at night, and wore swimming goggles to help keep the moisture in. When she was about 80 she came to visit us and we bunked her in a room with two of our girls. The girls still have nightmares about Great grandma's middle of the night bathroom excursion, full buck naked with white hair sticking straight up and swimming goggles. They probably thought aliens had invaded.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:56 PM (p8Mda)

473 what is everyone up to tonite

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt)

No good. I put loud mufflers on my 'stang instead of bailing my kid out of jail and he's got his snoot all cocked over it. What about you?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:57 PM (yh0zB)

474 Last cool Galaxie was the '63 500XL.

That may well be true. However, loser ex numero uno's folks had one and I don't know the year, but if you gently snugged it up to a concrete wall, floored it and threw into drive, it would lay rubber like nobody's business. Super funsies, Jersey style!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:57 PM (AJM+z)

475 > Jones, I've been a transplant just 2 yrs. it's March. It's technically Spring. Whens the snow going to stop? Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:55 PM (0PiQ4) the 1st year I was here, it snowed on Memorial Day-- statistically, March is the snowiest month in CO

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

476 465 Jones, I've been a transplant just 2 yrs. it's March. It's technically Spring. Whens the snow going to stop?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:55 PM (0PiQ4)

*****

Some years it's the first or second week in June on the front range.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 07:58 PM (p8Mda)

477 and the biggest snowfall I've ever seen here was on St Patrick's Day 2003

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 07:58 PM (8sCoq)

478 Think I'll pour another two fingers of this here highland hootch.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 11:56 PM (4Mv1T)

Good choice.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 07:58 PM (yh0zB)

479

L,elle we kid, we kid

Posted by: Jones in CO

****************

Speak for yourself. Killer whales are hung!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 07:58 PM (mMx6C)

480 471 Wife went to bed at 9:30 and said, "Don't stay up too late." It was not an invitation, and I only have grass to cut tomorrow.

Nice writing

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 07:58 PM (0BIqy)

481 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 11:53 PM (yh0zB) Friend had one..427...4 speed bench seat...powder blue..fender skirts...be worth a mint now.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 07:58 PM (j7iSn)

482 So, for NC morons -- it looks like I'll be in the area from 4/9-4/15....anyone around?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 07:59 PM (kaalw)

483 GGE, huh, sorry to hear about your kid, but glad you got some cool mufflers

I'm up to about my 4th beer

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 07:59 PM (BBWjt)

484 Seamus that is hilarious! Did that really happen?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2013 07:59 PM (DEtps)

485 Think I'll pour another two fingers of this here highland hootch.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 11:56 PM (4Mv1T)

we're here for you, bro . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 07:59 PM (AJM+z)

486 <shudder> snow...yeah, that's why I'm in the NC chapter instead of the IA chapter. One of the reasons, at least. That and the whole "no jobs for you" thing...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:00 PM (yh0zB)

487

>>>Friend had one..427...4 speed bench seat...powder blue..fender skirts...be worth a mint now.

Maybe 4-5 years ago...now they're only bringing half a mint.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:00 PM (IlBt9)

488 Jones, you gonna get a helmet cam? gonna do some wicked biking or something?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:00 PM (BBWjt)

489 484 Seamus that is hilarious! Did that really happen?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2013 11:59 PM (DEtps)

*******

True story. Cross my heart and hope to die.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:01 PM (p8Mda)

490 For the soccer morons and moronettes - the US is playing a game in the snow right now

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 11:11 PM (yVmMc)

I've never seen soccer played in snow storm like this, probably shouldn't play a game in Colorado. U.S. is wearing white of course.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 08:01 PM (NzBQO)

491 and yeah it's gonna snow this weekend here too in missourah

ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:01 PM (BBWjt)

492 475 Would that have been 2001? I know it snowed a couple of inches in May that year. Melted the next day, of course. One of the worst (most damage in the Ft Collins area) storms in a long time was a March blizzard just a few years ago.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:02 PM (wbeNt)

493 My wife's grandmother used to sleep in the nude. She had eye problems and used special drops at night, and wore swimming goggles to help keep the moisture in. When she was about 80 she came to visit us and we bunked her in a room with two of our girls. The girls still have nightmares about Great grandma's middle of the night bathroom excursion, full buck naked withwhite hair sticking straight up and swimming goggles. They probably thought aliens had invaded. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 11:56 PM (p8Mda) Continues...

Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at March 22, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)

494 Jones, I don't understand this. Snow in May? And never any April showers? I hail from Texas. You take your Harley out for a ride?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:02 PM (0PiQ4)

495 Yes. Troll. Has shown up as Rink2 lately. I don't know who it really is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:02 PM (piMMO)

496 Maybe 4-5 years ago...now they're only bringing half a mint. Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2013 12:00 AM (IlBt9) True...was disregarding our "current economic reality."

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 08:03 PM (j7iSn)

497 >>>...anyone around?

I lost 20lbs since last summer, but I'm still "around".

What part of the Old North State you be visitin'?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:03 PM (4Mv1T)

498 476 465 Jones, I've been a transplant just 2 yrs. it's March. It's technically Spring. Whens the snow going to stop?
Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 11:55 PM (0PiQ4)

*****

Some years it's the first or second week in June on the front range. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 11:58 PM

I've heard from longtime Coloradans that the Front Range has three seasons; July, August, and Winter

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 08:03 PM (mCvL4)

499 > Jones, you gonna get a helmet cam? gonna do some wicked biking or something? Posted by: chemjeff at March 23, 2013 12:00 AM (BBWjt) I have a GoPro HERO2 which I've made many videos with, mounted on the motorcycle- thinking about adding a 2nd cam

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)

500 oh, I got a new Blu-Ray player. one that streams over the internet. so that is kinda neat.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:04 PM (BBWjt)

501 I've never seen soccer played in snow storm like this, probably shouldn't play a game in Colorado. U.S. is wearing white of course.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand

**************

And France wears yellow?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:04 PM (mMx6C)

502 477 That's probably the storm I was thinking of. Buckled several business' roofs in the Loveland/ Ft Collins area.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:04 PM (wbeNt)

503 Meanwhile to celebrate what would have been Akira Kurosawa's 103rd brthday, Hulu is going to show for free 24 of his movies free to watch on the 23rd of March.

Films included are - Seven Samurai, Rashomon, Yojimbo, High and Low, Throne of Blood, and Red Beard.
http://www.hulu.com/browse/picks/happy-birthday-akira-kurosawa

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:04 PM (MNz0g)

504
I've never seen soccer played in snow storm like this, probably shouldn't play a game in Colorado. U.S. is wearing white of course.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 23, 2013 12:01 AM (NzBQO)

US always plays World Cup qualifiers in cold weather stadiums. The Caribbean and Central American teams don't like the cold weather.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 08:05 PM (Zd/NW)

505 A troll? Where? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 11:51 PM (piMMO) 421 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 11:56 PM No hash match in the current troll registry, the previous troll registry is temporarily unavailable. There are Top.Men. working on it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 08:05 PM (JMmQ9)

506 They probably thought aliens had invaded.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 11:56 PM (p8Mda)

Continues...

Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at March 23, 2013 12:02 AM (Vk2pI)

*******

That would probably make a good first chapter for a book. Where's Anna Puma?

I was fortunate to not be an eyewitness to the scrawny nekkid goggled granny dash.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:05 PM (p8Mda)

507 Jones, you should think about uploading some of your favorite helmet cam home movies for an upcoming ONT, that would be kewl

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:05 PM (BBWjt)

508 Friend had one..427...4 speed bench seat...powder blue..fender skirts...be worth a mint now.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2013 11:58 PM (j7iSn)

Oh hells yeah. His was a 390, 4spd bench seat, fender skirts, red interior, beautiful car. He managed to stop it in the middle of the road when the idler arm went out of it and the next guy that came over the hill just happened to be the state trooper so he got a tow pretty quick. Lucky there wasn't much traffic on that road at that time of day.

So, for NC morons -- it looks like I'll be in the area from 4/9-4/15....anyone around?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2013 11:59 PM (kaalw)

Where abouts?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:05 PM (yh0zB)

509 No hash match in the current troll registry, the previous troll registry is temporarily unavailable. There are Top.Men. working on it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2013 12:05 AM (JMmQ9)

******

I think 421 has just been drinking, not trolling.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:06 PM (p8Mda)

510 After living in the Rockies for almost 20 years, the only time I don't expect snow is in July.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:06 PM (IlBt9)

511 Wife went to bed at 9:30 and said, "Don't stay up too late." It was not an invitation, and I only have grass to cut tomorrow.

I say we should look for perky boobs

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 08:07 PM (0BIqy)

512 And France wears yellow?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:04 AM (mMx6C)

*****

Nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:07 PM (p8Mda)

513 498 Growing up there I used to say "May showers bring June flowers, and everything dies in July."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:07 PM (wbeNt)

514 Seamus I am still trying to grok your story. The Bride with White Hair makes a lot more sense than your scary granny. Sounds like something that should have been in Poltergeist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:08 PM (MNz0g)

515 >Jones, I don't understand this. Snow in May? And never any April showers? the weather changes in April and May, when we get some rain- then one day in June the temp goes up to 95 or so and stays there til August- very dry summers, except for the occasional t-storm- 1st snow around Halloween Colorado weather is very changeable

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:08 PM (8sCoq)

516 I was fortunate to not be an eyewitness to the scrawny nekkid goggled granny dash.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal

***************

Consider yourself lucky. Saw my grandma naked (dry heave). It was then that I learned all your hair goes gray or white with age.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:08 PM (mMx6C)

517 510 After living in the Rockies for almost 20 years, the only time I don't expect snow is in July.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2013 12:06 AM (IlBt9)

*******

Our place in the Sangre de Cristos at 8000 ft has had snow in every calendar month at some point.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:08 PM (p8Mda)

518 we're here for you, bro . . .

Thanks Peaches. Not as bad as it sounds, upon re-reading. I kid about my wife, unfairly sometimes. Like you, she too is a peach, and I did well to catch her.

She tried to give back the engagement ring twice whilst we were engaged. Talked her out of it both times. She "fired" her first husband, so I know she's capable.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:08 PM (4Mv1T)

519 garrett, you're in WY, right? not watching Friends.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:08 PM (0PiQ4)

520 US always plays World Cup qualifiers in cold weather stadiums. The Caribbean and Central American teams don't like the cold weather.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 23, 2013 12:05 AM (Zd/NW)

Yeah better than playing Mexico at the Rose Bowl, it's pretty much Azteca North

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 08:09 PM (NzBQO)

521 Consider yourself lucky. Saw my grandma naked (dry heave). It was then that I learned all your hair goes gray or white with age.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:08 AM (mMx6C)

*******

Talk about an epiphany!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:09 PM (p8Mda)

522 That pic of "Bruno" over at Drudge makes me laugh every time I see it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:09 PM (piMMO)

523 It was then that I learned all your hair goes gray or white with age.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:08 AM (mMx6C)

Ginger fact of the day: redheads don't go gray, their hair turns white and does so later in life than their blonde/brunette counterparts.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:10 PM (yh0zB)

524

Montuckey.

And at 8000 + feet, all bets are off.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:10 PM (IlBt9)

525 and the World Cup is going to be in Brazil in 2014.

who cares if soccer sucks, let's have a moron meetup there

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:10 PM (BBWjt)

526 Yeah July and August in CO is a nightmarish hellscape of heat- not to mention the high UV index and the single digit humidity that will mummify you if you're not careful- throw in some hailstorms and the odd tornado, and it's a summer wonderland

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:10 PM (8sCoq)

527 504 "US always plays World Cup qualifiers in cold weather stadiums. The Caribbean and Central American teams don't like the cold weather."

Only against teams that don't really matter.

Against Mexico, our soccer blood rival, we either play at the Azteca in Mexico City (a home game for Mexico) or at one of the stadiums in Los Angeles (a home game for Mexico)

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 08:11 PM (yVmMc)

528 oh and at 1 mile above sea level, there's a 40% oxygen deficit- other than those things, it's pretty sweet

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

529 494 Some time between March and May it *should* rain for three straight days (and the same in September/October). I have to admit that it doesn't seem as predictable as when I was a kid though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:11 PM (wbeNt)

530

Posted by: Jones in COat March 23, 2013 12:10 AM (8sCoq)

Don't forget the microbursts!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:11 PM (IlBt9)

531 Talk about an epiphany!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal

*************

Talk about a need for therapy! I was 13.

Would you like to stay with your grandma next summer?

Me: FUCK NO!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:12 PM (mMx6C)

532 or at one of the stadiums in Los Angeles (a home game for Mexico)

Posted by: The Q at March 23, 2013 12:11 AM (yVmMc)

That would be funnier if there wasn't so much truth in it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:12 PM (yh0zB)

533 526 Yeah July and August in CO is a nightmarish hellscape of heat- not to mention the high UV index and the single digit humidity that will mummify you if you're not careful- throw in some hailstorms and the odd tornado, and it's a summer wonderland

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 23, 2013 12:10 AM (8sCoq)

********

Yeah, and scorpions, and mosquitos, and and snakes. It's horrible. Y'all better stay away for your own safety! Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:12 PM (p8Mda)

534 '63 Ford Galaxie 500 with the original 427 with factory Holley dual quads

The owner added a 3/4 cam and put a 4.11 rear in it, but it's pretty close to original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdv99nLDtaE

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 08:12 PM (mCvL4)

535 Consider yourself lucky. Saw my grandma naked (dry heave). It was then that I learned all your hair goes gray or white with age.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:08 AM (mMx6C)

I thought Orca were naturally hairless?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:13 PM (IlBt9)

536 Don't forget the microbursts!

Posted by: garrett

***************

It's not about the size.....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:13 PM (mMx6C)

537 The Mexican crowds always chant "Puta!" when the goalie kicks. Puta means faggot. For some reason the media never gets upset when a stadium in LA is filled with fans screaming "Faggot!" at the US national team. Diversity!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:13 PM (ZPrif)

538 Talk about a need for therapy! I was 13.
Would you like to stay with your grandma next summer?
Me: FUCK NO!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:12 AM (mMx6C)

*******

Well, you were 13. So admit it. Did you get a little aroused?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:14 PM (p8Mda)

539 Only benefit about playing Mexico in Los Angeles is the lack of high elevation and pee throwing from a "classier" mexican fanbase.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 08:14 PM (NzBQO)

540 I meant "Puto!" the masculine verison of puta.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:14 PM (ZPrif)

541 Yeah, and scorpions, and mosquitos, and and snakes. It's horrible. Y'all better stay away for your own safety! Yeah, that's the ticket.

don't forget the locusts

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:15 PM (BBWjt)

542 Big data

Its coming to you

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 08:15 PM (0BIqy)

543 No Galaxie came from the factory sporting that manifold and those carbs...at best they were in the trunk for dealer install.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:15 PM (IlBt9)

544 510 Speaking of weather changing from when I was a kid, when is the last time it snowed in Cheyenne on the 4th of July?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:15 PM (wbeNt)

545 Ginger fact of the day: redheads don't go gray, their hair turns white and does so later in life than their blonde/brunette counterparts.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

*****************

I don't want to love redheads, but I have Cuban and Irish genes.

I found myself licking the image of the redhead above before I knew what I was doing.

I feel so dirty.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:15 PM (mMx6C)

546 I think 421 has just been drinking, not trolling. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 23, 2013 12:06 AM[/] Shit, man: I've been drinking. I still recognize troll-ish behavior when I see it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 08:15 PM (JMmQ9)

547 Well, you were 13. So admit it. Did you get a little aroused?

that's just sick and wrong

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:16 PM (BBWjt)

548 Screw Powerball. Going to the casino tomorrow. This time tomorrow I'll be reeetch beeeyotch. (well, hoping for a couple hundred bucks.)

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 08:16 PM (sqp6o)

549 TWD marathon starts Monday--surveillance proof!

Posted by: Radical Eugene gone bacterial at March 22, 2013 08:16 PM (I88Jc)

550 I don't want to love redheads, but I have Cuban and Irish genes.
I found myself licking the image of the redhead above before I knew what I was doing.
I feel so dirty.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:15 AM (mMx6C)

If loving redheads is wrong, I wanna be so wrong...so so wrong...and dirty...and wrong...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:17 PM (yh0zB)

551

>>that's just sick and wrong

Amongst sea mammals, it's quite common.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at March 22, 2013 08:17 PM (IlBt9)

552 that's just sick and wrong Posted by: chemjeff at March 23, 2013 12:16 AM (BBWjt) So standard Moron behavior?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

553 Yeah July and August in CO is a nightmarish hellscape of heat- not to mention the high UV index and the single digit humidity that will mummify you if you're not careful- throw in some hailstorms and the odd tornado, and it's a summer wonderland
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 23, 2013 12:10 AM

Colorado like any state can withstand any disaster except for a mass influx of Californians

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 08:17 PM (mCvL4)

554 OMG. I don't know you people

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:18 PM (BBWjt)

555 Stock or not. That '63 FE sounded sweet.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:18 PM (4Mv1T)

556 Hey RWC, not going to buy tickets for the $320 million Powerball jackpot for Saturday's drawing?

If you win that and take the lump sump payment, it comes to $198 million before taxes. Still a really nice lump sum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:18 PM (MNz0g)

557 Even if you're not a soccer fan, the US team going into Mexico City last year and beating the Mexican team in front of their racist, horrific crowd should stand as an all-time great moment in sports

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 08:18 PM (yVmMc)

558 Jones, is the altitude why I'm thirsty all the time? Since I moved here, my metabolism has changed. I'm thirsty for water all the time instead of hungry.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:18 PM (0PiQ4)

559 I meant "Puto!" the masculine verison of puta.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 23, 2013 12:14 AM (ZPrif)

there is actually nothing masculine about that.

Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2013 08:18 PM (AJM+z)

560 OMG. I don't know you people **** You ARE one of these people!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:19 PM (piMMO)

561 yeah I might have to buy a powerball ticket or two tomorrow

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:19 PM (BBWjt)

562 You ARE one of these people!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:19 AM (piMMO)

well, uhh, yeah

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:19 PM (BBWjt)

563 Well, you were 13. So admit it. Did you get a little aroused?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal

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No. Not even a little. In fact, it's a cure for premature ejaculation.

I didn't get a little excited until she introduced me to a southern philly my age....who looked me up and down like I was a horse she was thinking about buying. That was a shock but only because I thought men were the only ones allowed to do that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:20 PM (mMx6C)

564 Can't buy lottery tickets anymore. Every time I buy so much as a $1 powerball ticket. I think about the possibilities till the drawing.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

565 I thought "puta" meant "whore".
"faggot" is "maracon".

Get your shit together, man.

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2013 08:20 PM (44dD6)

566

>>Stock or not. That '63 FE sounded sweet.

Oh, it's still considered stock. But the special order manifold / carb option was dealer installed. They would almost always ship the manifold and carbs in the trunk.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:20 PM (IlBt9)

567 That was a shock but only because I thought men were the only ones allowed to do that. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:20 AM (mMx6C) Hell no. Dirty little secret, woman are worse about it. They just hide it better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

568 You ARE one of these people!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:19 AM (piMMO)

Hey, don't look at me. I was just talking about the redheads.

So...heading to J-ville F-L-A in the afternoon tomorrow, gonna be there all week. What's up gator-staters?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (yh0zB)

569 Well thanks to Disney's 'sensitivity' towards the Spanish speaking audience, they censored the title to one Studio Ghibli/Hayao Miyazaki movie on its US release.

'Laputa:Castle in the Sky' simply became 'Castle in the Sky.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (MNz0g)

570 555 Stock or not. That '63 FE sounded sweet.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 23, 2013 12:18 AM

The cam of course would be aftermarket. I've never been a fan of the 3/4 cam for street use. Just sounds too damn rough at low end

One of my neighbors has a 55 Chevy, haven't asked him what's under the hood but I can tell he put the 3/4 cam in it

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (mCvL4)

571 563 Well, you were 13. So admit it. Did you get a little aroused?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal
*************

No. Not even a little. In fact, it's a cure for premature ejaculation.
I didn't get a little excited until she introduced me to a southern philly my age....who looked me up and down like I was a horse she was thinking about buying. That was a shock but only because I thought men were the only ones allowed to do that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:20 AM (mMx6C)

********

I was just keeding. Chem jeff is right that was just wrong on so many levels.

But Missus Muldoon's grandma was kinda hawt. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (p8Mda)

572 558 I'd expect that to be the lack of humidity. Although intense thirst is a sign of altitude sickness, your body typically acclimates to that within weeks.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (wbeNt)

573

Didn't care for the actress so kind of meh. As for the hell gate story it's kind of up in the air for me. They have ready confirms at least one more season and castiel will be a regular again. So who knows how it will go. I mean they obviously like Crowley. He's the longest surviving villain they've had. So one of bar imagining them killing him off now. I'm content to wait and see.

I suspect that the angel tablet contains instructions not for killing angels but for making them mortal.

While I'm not overly fond of the actress, I do like the idea that demons aren't completely irredeemable. One of the themes since the beginning of season six has been that with the apocalypse gone everyone is trying to figure out new roles in the world. Angels were good largely because they were held in check by Michael and their duty. With that gone they are subject to the same disputes, petty grievances and selfishness as humans. Demons, so long subject to Lucifer's rule and the rule of his highest placed demons, were bad because they were opposed to Heaven.

It would be neat if they stepped away from the Heaven/Hell conflict and branched off into other mythos. HP Lovecraft's elder gods, for example, could have been based off something he saw while dabbling in the occult; something that like Leviathan is older than angels or demons and lacks a soul. Imagine the boys travelling the country trying to stop a growing cult from unleashing new horrors on the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (lr3d7)

574 >Jones, is the altitude why I'm thirsty all the time? that and the humidity is lower than you're used to, probably drink up

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (8sCoq)

575 So...heading to J-ville F-L-A in the afternoon tomorrow, gonna be there all week. What's up gator-staters? *** No way! What are you doing in Jax?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (piMMO)

576 No, in Mexican slang "puto" means faggot. Different countries have different connotations.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:22 PM (ZPrif)

577 565 I thought "puta" meant "whore".
"faggot" is "maracon".

Get your shit together, man.

AY DIOS MIO!!!! Now you tell me!

Posted by: Chinga Puta Maracon, the worst named Mexican on the plaet at March 22, 2013 08:23 PM (BBWjt)

578 If loving redheads is wrong, I wanna be so wrong...so so wrong...and dirty...and wrong...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

***************

I only ever hooked up with one redhead ever, but she left with a smile.

Killer whales do it to the death...or whatever.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:23 PM (mMx6C)

579 Hi ont. glad to see the girls here. Watching my bracket go down in flames.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 08:23 PM (vgd4f)

580 Against Mexico, our soccer blood rival, we either play at the Azteca in Mexico City (a home game for Mexico) or at one of the stadiums in Los Angeles (a home game for Mexico)

Posted by: The Q at March 23, 2013 12:11 AM (yVmMc)

Only play there for the non World Cup qualifier games. Once CONCACAF qualifying starts, the US plays as far away from Mexico as possible. Usually in Columbus, OH or Boston.

Those games against them in LA are "friendlies", and the gate goes to USA Soccer, so they know a big gate is good for the federation.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 08:24 PM (Zd/NW)

581 Tobacco Road, it has been awhile since you bought a Powerball ticket. They changed which numbers can be drawn so a greater chance for a winner, increased the size of the starter jackpot, and upped the price of each ticket to $2. So far have seen jackpots rise more quickly in size but it seems just as hard to win.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:24 PM (MNz0g)

582

Colorado like any state can withstand any disaster except for a mass influx of Californians

They descend like locusts every summer on poor little mountain communities. Scientists describe these gatherings as "Jazz Festivals".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:24 PM (lr3d7)

583 OK, "puta" is not the same as "puto".
Note to self, when traveling in Mexico and other Spanish speaking environs, stay the hell away from words like "puto" and "maracon".

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2013 08:24 PM (44dD6)

584 >>>Just sounds too damn rough at low end.

Oh no. I like it. At stop lights I want it to scare women and small children.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:25 PM (4Mv1T)

585 The worse thing about staying up late is that I get hungry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:25 PM (piMMO)

586 No way! What are you doing in Jax?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:22 AM (piMMO)

Eldest Daughter and the Grandparents In Laws live there, daughter and Son In Law are heading down and I'm following them. G-I-L's are in Arlington, Daughter is on the westside near Cassat. I wish they had never closed Cecil Field, I kinda liked it there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:25 PM (yh0zB)

587 Everything you have ever said is being recorded and reported thanks to the masters.

Posted by: Bling at March 23, 2013 12:24 AM (15+m9)

*******

Well, if the illuminati are recording this thread, I hope they are laughing their collective asses off, 'cause I sure am.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:25 PM (p8Mda)

588 Anna Puma, did you have any better luck with the Ford dealer's service this time?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:25 PM (wbeNt)

589

Colorado like any state can withstand any disaster except for a mass influx of Californians

Hey, California has withstood a mass influx of liberals from the Northeast, converting what was a conservative state (Gov. Reagan!) into the shithole we know today. So Colorado can just suck it up when we pass those Northeastern liberal cocksuckers off onto them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 08:25 PM (IDSI7)

590

L, elle:

The last major snowfall in Colorado traditionally occurs the day after 50%+1 drivers have switch to summer tires.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:26 PM (lr3d7)

591 Hell no. Dirty little secret, woman are worse about it. They just hide it better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

****************

I know. I've heard them talk. Good God....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:26 PM (mMx6C)

592 Its being reported

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 08:26 PM (15+m9)

593

>>Just sounds too damn rough at low end.

The lifters in that engine probably aren't helping that effect, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:26 PM (IlBt9)

594 Here's some info about the Northeastern SMODlet that was widely seen earlier this evening: http://tinyurl.com/au2dsqq The track map explains why I didn't see it. The room where my computer is has a window facing southwest, but the meteor passed to the north of me. Drat.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2013 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

595 580 "Only play there for the non World Cup qualifier games. Once CONCACAF qualifying starts, the US plays as far away from Mexico as possible. Usually in Columbus, OH or Boston."

Good to know, because it would be embarrassing to end up as a home team being essentially a road team. If they really want rabid US fans, they should probably schedule games in Portland or Seattle - the two best MLS fanbases, although Salt Lake and Denver rock, too.

Redheads burn brightest

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 08:27 PM (yVmMc)

596 Hi lou!

Here is a kitteh for you

http://tinyurl.com/altkt4m

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:27 PM (BBWjt)

597 So...heading to J-ville F-L-A in the afternoon tomorrow, gonna be there all week. What's up gator-staters? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 23, 2013 12:22 AM (yh0zB) Weather is supposed to be shittastic all weekend....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)

598 Of course, if you really wanted to lay the insult on thickly to a male soccer player, you would use the feminine form.

OK, I denounce myself.

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2013 08:27 PM (44dD6)

599 Chemjeff, how are you tonight?!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:27 PM (lr3d7)

600 was just keeding. Chem jeff is right that was just wrong on so many levels.

But Missus Muldoon's grandma was kinda hawt. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal

****************

I expect nothing less from my fellow morons. In fact, I'd be disappointed if someone didn't ask. We have standards ya know?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:28 PM (mMx6C)

601 Oh no. I like it. At stop lights I want it to scare women and small children.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 23, 2013 12:25 AM (4Mv1T)

For the new Coyote 5.0 they have what they call a ghost tune that alters the cam timing to give it that rough loping idle. It smooths out when you goose it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:28 PM (yh0zB)

602 "Colorado like any state can withstand any disaster except for a mass influx of Californians"

Eh, I think the People's Republic of Boulder grew on it's own. And yes we here in California get a lot of carpetbaggers from everywhere, and they won't leave.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 08:28 PM (NzBQO)

603

Any guesses as to the average BAC of the Horde tonight?

I would put the over-under at about 0.14.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:28 PM (p8Mda)

604 585 The worse thing about staying up late is that I get hungry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:25 AM (piMMO)

ya know, Applebee's is open late

don't ask me how I know

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:29 PM (BBWjt)

605 Eldest Daughter and the Grandparents In Laws live there, daughter and Son In Law are heading down and I'm following them. G-I-L's are in Arlington, Daughter is on the westside near Cassat. I wish they had never closed Cecil Field, I kinda liked it there. *** Now I remember. Don't you have a grandchild attending the prep school?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:29 PM (piMMO)

606 The lifters in that engine probably aren't helping that effect, either.

Posted by: garrett

*****************

Solids?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:29 PM (mMx6C)

607 589 "California has withstood a mass influx of liberals from the Northeast, converting what was a conservative state (Gov. Reagan!) into the shithole we know today."

If we're really going down that route, then Illinois will claim Gov. Reagan.

Of course, if they did IRL, he'd be their only governor in the last 50 years not to go to jail

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 08:29 PM (yVmMc)

608 Hey Chemical Jeffrey, a chemistry question came up on an earlier thread. Are you up for it?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:29 PM (p8Mda)

609 In the Texas hill country right now. Stars, moon, light breeze. Howz that song go? Faster horses Older whiskey Younger women More money

Posted by: The littl shyning man at March 22, 2013 08:29 PM (NZRyg)

610 AP- I did notice they've gone to $2.

And on my "women and small children" comment, you, and any other 'ettes, are proudly excluded. In fact, we can talk about the exhilarating sound of a monster radial engine if you like. That sound makes my hair stand on end, it does.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (4Mv1T)

611 Alex, doing okay
hooked up my new fancy schmancy bluray player, saw Atlas Shrugged Part 2 tonight
glad it's the weekend

how is it going with you

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (BBWjt)

612 ya know, Applebee's is open late don't ask me how I know *** I have no idea how you came to be in possession of that information.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (piMMO)

613 Yep.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (IlBt9)

614

Any guesses as to the average BAC of the Horde tonight?

I would put the over-under at about 0.14.

I'm sober, unfortunately. I have a cigar sitting on my coffee table that is calling to me, but I know if I smoke it I'll be knocked out for the night. Besides, I want to get a drink to go with it, and there's no booze in the house.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (lr3d7)

615 Polliwogette.

Well Monday drove Shelby to dealership. And the car refused to repeat the problems that had me jumping up and down on Saturday night. Service department still ran the electronics diagnostics test again, again found nothing. So they replaced the brake switch anyway. After $130 escape their clutches with a car that performs the same as before.

When I left dealership I was just a few miles shy of 36k. So took a road trip over to the Vicksburg casinos to see if any problem with the cruise control or brake lights would repeat, in spite of all the bumps and dips in I-20, everything worked perfectly.

*mutter-grumble*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (MNz0g)

616 it will be funny to see what happens to California once the Mexicans take over politically. My guess is a lot more oil drilling and a lot less gay tolerance. We'll see.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (ZPrif)

617 607 Hey Chemical Jeffrey, a chemistry question came up on an earlier thread. Are you up for it?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 23, 2013 12:29 AM (p8Mda)

uhh sure I guess, what's up

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:30 PM (BBWjt)

618 Hi chemjeff, on my phone still trying to learn how to copy. Will look at kitten when hubby gets off computer. Hope you are having a fine Friday night.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 08:31 PM (vgd4f)

619 I have no idea how you came to be in possession of that information. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:30 AM (piMMO) So's Krystal, Taco Bell, Steak and Shake.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:31 PM (GEICT)

620 574 >Jones, is the altitude why I'm thirsty all the time?

that and the humidity is lower than you're used to, probably

drink up Posted by: Jones in CO at March 23, 2013 12:22 AM

When I moved to L.A. I drove during the morning from Flagstaff on I-40 to Barstow during nasty Santa Ana winds. Had to constantly hit on the water bottle

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 08:31 PM (mCvL4)

621 Eh, I think the People's Republic of Boulder grew on it's own. And yes we here in California get a lot of carpetbaggers from everywhere, and they won't leave.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand

***************

Every day I keep seeing more and more Califirnia plates here in AZ. It makes me weep because I know the stupidity they bring with them.

Payson and Flagstaff have been taken over by them. Such beautiful places...ruined.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:31 PM (mMx6C)

622 God is but superfluous *** really? This shit again? That's pretty pathetic for a Friday night.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)

623 Listened to Kemper Crabbe's "Duolos" yesterday. Or tried to. It was on a laptop with practically no volume. What I could here sounded beautiful. Will definitely try again. Only version of "Warrior" I could find was by a group call Archangel. Was that the right one?

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2013 08:32 PM (ma+gB)

624 So's Krystal, Taco Bell, Steak and Shake.... *** Oooh. Krystal. BTW, their wings are DELICIOUS!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)

625 it will be funny to see what happens to California once the Mexicans take over politically. My guess is a lot more oil drilling and a lot less gay tolerance. We'll see.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 23, 2013 12:30 AM (ZPrif)

This! I keep saying California Republicans should pivot the latino working class against the lily white greens. Latinos have the numbers bought the greens have the money.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 08:33 PM (NzBQO)

626

ChemJeff- What does the prefix 'cis-' designate in organic chemistry. The discussion was about transgendered folks, and someone used the word cis-gendered. I could only vaguely recall that it had to do with moieties on the same side of a benzene molecule or some such.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:33 PM (p8Mda)

627 614 At least it *kept* not doing the bad stuff after you left, I guess. I'm a big believer in the perversity of the inanimate.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:33 PM (wbeNt)

628 BTW, their wings are DELICIOUS!

Pathetic

Posted by: Bling at March 22, 2013 08:33 PM (15+m9)

629 Killer whales do it to the death...or whatever.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:23 AM (mMx6C)

So do redheads, if you do it right.

Weather is supposed to be shittastic all weekend....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 23, 2013 12:27 AM (GEICT)

Gonna be in the 50s all week here. Jville is going to average 10-15 degrees higher. It is gonna piss me off, though, driving down in the rain while it's 70+ degrees outside and I can't put the top down, then when the rain stops it will be 10 degrees colder...but 65 is still warm enough to put the top down, hell yeah!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:34 PM (yh0zB)

630 Oooh. Krystal. BTW, their wings are DELICIOUS! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:32 AM (piMMO) Corn Pup fan myself. Had a few for lunch today as a matter of fact.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)

631

Chemjeff,

I'm doing well. I've been burning off comp time from work, so I had a three day work week this week and I have mon-wed off next week. My grandfather needs to go have surgery on his jaw, but he seems to be reluctant to go ahead with the surgery and Mom and Grandma are both freaking out and have asked me to talk with him. It's actually pretty bad, so it needs to be done soon. I'm not looking forward to that conversation. I was supposed to go dancing, but instead I fell asleep on the couch. Oh well, such is life.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:34 PM (lr3d7)

632 556 Hey RWC, not going to buy tickets for the $320 million Powerball jackpot for Saturday's drawing? If you win that and take the lump sump payment, it comes to $198 million before taxes. Still a really nice lump sum. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 12:18 AM (MNz0g) I might play a couple of bucks, usually don't though. Odds are too great. My game is Roullette. Don't have to think, just be stupid/ballsy. Regarding helmet cams/bikes- old but still awesome. http://tinyurl.com/a7umuu6

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 08:34 PM (sqp6o)

633

im almost drunk

my hair feels short and uneven in the back

That's your forehead.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 08:34 PM (+9AX9)

634 Corn Pup fan myself. Had a few for lunch today as a matter of fact. *** A corn pup and chili-cheese fries would be great right now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:35 PM (piMMO)

635 This! I keep saying California Republicans should pivot the latino working class against the lily white greens. Latinos have the numbers bought the greens have the money.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand

*****************

The Mexicans are part of the FSA.

They can be bought off.....with lies.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:35 PM (mMx6C)

636 Bruce Willis going to the bar to look for Nancy. BRB.

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 08:35 PM (sqp6o)

637 Yep, those damn Northern carpetmunchers coming down from Ohio during Reconstruction were the worst. Nearly destroyed the South. Take your carpetmunching Yankee ass back to Cleveland, I say. Sherman's Munch to the Sea indeed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:36 PM (ZPrif)

638 Ummm, Colorado Alex, I'm supposed to switch to summer tires? Why wasn't I told this when I crossed state lines? The nanny state fails me yet again.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:36 PM (0PiQ4)

639 A corn pup and chili-cheese fries would be great right now. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:35 AM (piMMO) Chili cheese and onion on tots from Sonic....om nom nom nom

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:37 PM (GEICT)

640 636 Ummm, Colorado Alex, I'm supposed to switch to summer tires? Why wasn't I told this when I crossed state lines? The nanny state fails me yet again.

Posted by: L, elle at March 23, 2013 12:36 AM (0PiQ4)

******

Make sure that around May or early June you remove the old winter air from your tires and replace it with summer air.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:37 PM (p8Mda)

641 Oh no. I like it. At stop lights I want it to scare women and small children. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 23, 2013 12:25 AM Oh, Yes. The "lope" of a full-race or 3/4 cam...sounds like it's gonna stall out any second now, then the light turns green... Nothin' but taillights after the light turns green

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 08:38 PM (JMmQ9)

642 Yeah, the obvious path back to power for Repubs in California is an oil-drilling Mexican. Quick -- somebody buy George P Bush a ticket to Fresno!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:38 PM (ZPrif)

643 Now I remember. Don't you have a grandchild attending the prep school?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:29 AM (piMMO)

They're trying to get her in, I don't know if she made it or not. Grandson will be lucky to survive the 6th grade, sometimes I'm surprised his mother hasn't already killed him.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:38 PM (yh0zB)

644 > Ummm, Colorado Alex, I'm supposed to switch to summer tires? you get some BFGoodrich A/T Radials and drive 'em year round

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:38 PM (8sCoq)

645 So which of these figure kits would be a good idea to order? All are from the Lineage II computer game universe.

Human mage - http://www.e2046.com/product/8871

or Elf - http://www.e2046.com/product/10533

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:39 PM (MNz0g)

646 ChemJeff- What does the prefix 'cis-' designate in organic chemistry.

It has to do with groups that are on the "same side" of a double bond, where "same side" means "attached to different carbons but in close geometric proximity to each other". The concept is not really applicable to benzene.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:39 PM (BBWjt)

647 Arrests made in the murder of the 13-month old child. The death penalty isn't enough for these bastards. http://t.co/tmMo7U7VYt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:39 PM (piMMO)

648

If we're really going down that route, then Illinois will claim Gov. Reagan.

No shit? When was Reagan governor of Illinois? I missed that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 08:39 PM (IDSI7)

649 yeah, the cis/trans thing is supposed to be a clever gay chemistry reference I guess.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (ZPrif)

650 The Mexicans in CA. just want to "bleed the beast".
If you don't, you are just leaving money on the table. The money is there and they are going to give to someone, why not you?

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (44dD6)

651 kdabear, me too. I have never considered water to be a precious commodity. Until recent times :-(

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (0PiQ4)

652 Make sure that around May or early June you remove the old winter air from your tires and replace it with summer air. *** It will improve your fuel consumption.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (piMMO)

653 okay I am going to bed
(based on Seamus' grandmother's example, too)
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (BBWjt)

654 Hey all. Idaho is full. No more Seattle, WA, Portland, OR, or Kalifonifuckups peeps for diversity needed. Remember we are racist! tell all your friends.

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (zzeVM)

655 >Make sure that around May or early June you remove the old winter air from your tires and replace it with summer air. and change your blinker fluid- this is important

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (8sCoq)

656 Reagan was born in Illinois.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (ZPrif)

657 It has to do with groups that are on the "same side" of a double bond, where "same side" means "attached to different carbons but in close geometric proximity to each other". The concept is not really applicable to benzene.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM (BBWjt)

*****

Thanks. I was in the ballpark at least. Resume your normal leisure activities.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:40 PM (p8Mda)

658 644 So which of these figure kits would be a good idea to order? All are from the Lineage II computer game universe. Human mage - http://www.e2046.com/product/8871 or Elf - http://www.e2046.com/product/10533 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM (MNz0g) That's not really the question you want to ask.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 22, 2013 08:41 PM (GEICT)

659 L,elle- what do you drive

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 22, 2013 08:41 PM (8sCoq)

660 636 You don't *have* to change them. I knoow my dad doesn't because we were discussing tires when I was out there last. It would be more helpful if I could remember what type he uses, but I've managed to forget that bit.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:41 PM (wbeNt)

661 Every day I keep seeing more and more Califirnia plates here in AZ. It makes me weep because I know the stupidity they bring with them.
Payson and Flagstaff have been taken over by them. Such beautiful places...ruined.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:31 AM (mMx6C)

When everyone gets pissed off at NV, know this. Rural NV is conservative, as is most of the state. Its fkn clark county and all the californians who moved here who keep putting hairy reid in office, oh and the stolen election thing does not help

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 08:41 PM (vgd4f)

662 "In the 'hang out with idiots, get treated like an idiot' category my eldest son got caught riding around in a car with a guy that had a couple of ounces of weed in his pockets. Guess where he is?"

I keep telling my younger relations to pick their friends very very very carefully, because the wrong friend can get you in more trouble and deeper trouble, faster, than your worst enemy.

So far this advice is bouncing off. I can see my words coming out the opposite ear.

Maybe they need a couple of nights in stir themselves. To drive the point home. So I think I'll take this advice about not making bail for them when requested. And I should, to be fair, inform them of this before they call.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2013 08:42 PM (gqT4g)

663 But don't mix up left blinker fluid with right blinker fluid. It's crossing the streams bad. Also remember to rotate your headlights.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:42 PM (ZPrif)

664 I'm supposed to switch to summer tires? Why wasn't I told this when I crossed state lines? The nanny state fails me yet again.

Posted by: L, elle at March 23, 2013 12:36 AM (0PiQ4)

I just put Continental Extremecontact DWS tires on the 'stang, supposed to be able to get 50K out of them. I've been averaging 25K out of the Pirelli P-zeros, so we will see. They're supposed to be 185mph speed rated tires.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:42 PM (yh0zB)

665 So do redheads, if you do it right.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

**************

Alas my future wife is a brunette, but I love her so.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:43 PM (mMx6C)

666

I'm sober, unfortunately. I have a cigar sitting on my coffee table that is calling to me, butI know if I smoke it I'll be knocked out for the night. Besides, I want to get a drink to go with it, and there's no booze in the house.

I've got you covered on both counts.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 08:43 PM (+9AX9)

667 teej? You here ? Say yes. And make me happy.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:43 PM (0PiQ4)

668 GGE what are you doing to your poor Mustang? I am still on the original set of tires for the Shelby.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 08:43 PM (MNz0g)

669 How do you build anything in Nevada? Don't the Feds own damn near all the land? Every time Vegas expands they have to get the Feds to sell them the land. I figure this is how Reid got so rich.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 22, 2013 08:43 PM (ZPrif)

670 OMG. My heart is breaking. "I am always going to wonder what his first word would be."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:43 PM (piMMO)

671 That's pretty pathetic for a Friday night. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:32 AM (piMMO) So, NDH... .45 or 9mm? Ford or Chevy? Mac or PC? Pro or Anti (fill in the blank.)

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 08:44 PM (sqp6o)

672

ChemJeff- What does the prefix 'cis-' designate in organic chemistry.

Chemjeff's right. Think "Cis-alpine Gaul" versus "Trans-alpine Gaul," for those who've read Caesar's Commentaries on the Gallic War.

Modern nomenclature uses E and Z, German for "entgegen" and "zusammen," ("opposite" and "together") to resolve some ambiguities in application of the cis/trans nomenclature. Specifically, while cis and trans 1,2-dichloroethylene is clear enough, what about 1-fluoro-1-bromo-2-chloroethylene? Which isomer is cis and which trans? The (E,Z) nomenclature resolves that ambiguity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 08:44 PM (IDSI7)

673 Yes.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2013 08:45 PM (J+V/o)

674

I graduated from college in Bemidji Minnesota (I have a BS from BSU - woo hoo) on May 15 19__ and my parents came up from El Paso Texas for the big ceremony. They had only been living there for 3 years, but had become very happily acclimated. It snowed during the walk across campus. Dad filmed the walk, and when we watched the movie, you could tell he was shivering while filming.

The summer time snow I best remember in MN was when we all went up to our family cabin at Battle Lake (where the Souix had fought the Chippewa (Ojibway any more) and it snowed on our Independence Day celebration. Considering there are no mountains there, that is pretty cold.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 08:45 PM (HUTO5)

675 Also, L'elle, when driving above 8000 feet elevation, you'll get better gas mileage if you crack all the windows in your car about half an inch, because of the expansion of air at higher altitude.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:45 PM (p8Mda)

676 nitrogen filled tires, like reagan's star wars, is an impossible smoke screen of the nitro funny car conspiracy to remove oxygen from mother earth's lungs

Posted by: Radical Eugene gone bacterial at March 22, 2013 08:45 PM (I88Jc)

677 646 "When was Reagan governor of Illinois? I missed that."

Well, never governor there, but certainly born and raised. Big time Cubs fan.

Besides Tip O'Neill's jackassery, the Cubs were the other major interest in his life where he never won a damn thing

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 08:45 PM (yVmMc)

678 Congrats on the evil number AP. I'm sure you'lluse the souls wisely. And I will wisely call it a night.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 08:46 PM (wbeNt)

679 Hey alamogordo- how have you been?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:46 PM (p8Mda)

680

When everyone gets pissed off at NV, know this. Rural NV is conservative, as is most of the state.

Hell, that's true of California. Take out (please!) SF and LA (and now a few parts of SD too), and the state is conservative. Liberals are like cockroaches, and infest the cities.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 08:46 PM (IDSI7)

681 Every time Vegas expands they have to get the Feds to sell them the land. I figure this is how Reid got so rich.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 23, 2013 12:43 AM (ZPrif)

Oh yes, he is the master at this. Coyote Springs. Hes made a ton of money on it! Total conflict of interest, but alas, hes a dem..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 08:47 PM (vgd4f)

682 The death penalty isn't enough for these bastards.

http://t.co/tmMo7U7VYt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM (piMMO)

Carry your weapons, people.

So I think I'll take this advice about not making bail for them when requested. And I should, to be fair, inform them of this before they call.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 23, 2013 12:42 AM (gqT4g)

Yes you probably should. That way your 30 year old (he will be 30 on the 2nd of April) won't be pissed off at you when you refuse to put your property up for his bail money. Well, he might still be pissed, but he won't be surprised.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:47 PM (yh0zB)

683 When everyone gets pissed off at NV, know this. Rural NV is conservative, as is most of the state. Its fkn clark county and all the californians who moved herewho keep putting hairy reid in office, oh and the stolen election thing does not help

Posted by: lou's a girl

*******************

That is what I figured. 14% unemployment and he got re-elected. Damned fucktards that voted for him.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:47 PM (mMx6C)

684 So, NDH... .45 or 9mm? Ford or Chevy? Mac or PC? Pro or Anti (fill in the blank.) *** Springfield XD40 subcompact. Ford PC Pro? No, con. No, pro?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)

685

Also, L'elle, when driving above 8000 feet elevation, you'll get better gas mileage if you crack all the windows in your car about half an inch, because of the expansion of air at higher altitude.

Why? Why does cracking the windows affect the running of the engine? Besides which, why would the passenger compartment be airtight anyway?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 08:49 PM (IDSI7)

686

Make sure that around May or early June you remove the old winter air from your tires and replace it with summer air.

and change your blinker fluid- this is important

Don't forget to grease the muffler bearing.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 08:49 PM (+9AX9)

687 >>>>It would be neat if they stepped away from the Heaven/Hell conflict and branched off into other mythos. HP Lovecraft's elder gods, for example, could have been based off something he saw while dabbling in the occult; something that like Leviathan is older than angels or demons and lacks a soul. Imagine the boys travelling the country trying to stop a growing cult from unleashing new horrors on the world. Yeah I was pretty hopeful when lovecraft got mentioned. And other the exception of those few episodes at the end of season 5 he hasn't been mentioned since.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2013 08:50 PM (iWTBc)

688 Make sure that around May or early June you remove the old winter air from your tires and replace it with summer air. and change your blinker fluid- this is important Don't forget to grease the muffler bearing. *** And retune the forks in the suspension

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:50 PM (piMMO)

689

>>>Don't forget to grease the muffler bearing.

Also helps to rotate your remagulator 15 - 20 degrees.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 08:51 PM (IlBt9)

690 Why? Why does cracking the windows affect the running of the engine? Besides which, why would the passenger compartment be airtight anyway?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 12:49 AM (IDSI7)

******

It has something to do with the relative air pressure between inside and out. As you gain elevation, the interior air expands. By cracking the windows, the overall aerodynamic efficiency is improved.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:51 PM (p8Mda)

691 So, NDH... .45 or 9mm? Ford or Chevy? Mac or PC? Pro or Anti (fill in the blank.)

Posted by: RWC

***************

I am not NDH, but I will answer 9mm and Ford.

Yes I own a 1968 Buick, but GM bent over for obooba so F them.

9mm, Winchester PDX1 is the way to go. Less recoil,easier shot placement and recovery, plus more cartridges per magazine.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:51 PM (mMx6C)

692 Good to know, because it would be embarrassing to end up as a home team being essentially a road team. If they really want rabid US fans, they should probably schedule games in Portland or Seattle - the two best MLS fanbases, although Salt Lake and Denver rock, too.

Redheads burn brightest

Posted by: The Q at March 23, 2013 12:27 AM (yVmMc)

It's would pretty much be like the Yankees playing a preseason home game against the Red Sox at Fenway. The Boston fans would get to come out and boo the Yankees, and pay the Yankees for the privilege of doing so.

I do believe that the US plays a lot of their qualifying games in Seattle and Denver, but it depends on who the US is playing. They like east and cold for Mexico, northern for other Central American teams, and Denver/SLC for Caribbean teams (altitude).

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 22, 2013 08:51 PM (Zd/NW)

693 Alas my future wife is a brunette, but I love her so.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:43 AM (mMx6C)

Keep her more amused than annoyed. That's the secret.

666 GGE what are you doing to your poor Mustang? I am still on the original set of tires for the Shelby.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 12:43 AM (MNz0g)

Driving it! 53K plus as of this writing, mostly highway, some track time at VIR and a couple of times up and down the Tail of the Dragon. Fun times indeed! And you are the dungeonmaster for the night, looks like. Congrats!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 23, 2013 12:45 AM (HUTO5)

I had a great uncle who owned a lot of land around Battle Lake MN. Glen Salts, he is no longer with us.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:52 PM (yh0zB)

694 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:47 AM (piMMO) Touche. What does the horde think of tying a Voter ID ammendment to the recent background check? Spineless fucks would never propose it, but I'd be for it.

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 08:52 PM (sqp6o)

695 Mufflers have bearings?
I learn something new every day...

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2013 08:53 PM (44dD6)

696 That is what I figured. 14% unemployment and he got re-elected. Damned fucktards that voted for him.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:47 AM (mMx6C)

Last election reid supposedly won, the whole state went republican but his senate seat. Yeah, He aint leaving. At least we got his scummy kid out!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 08:53 PM (vgd4f)

697 Night folks. Tired eyes. Careful in the snow all ye CO Morons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 22, 2013 08:54 PM (4Mv1T)

698 Question: Is it worth it to spend $5 on pay per view to watch "Zero Dark Thirty" Posted by: Ma Bell at March 22, 2013 10:11 PM (uVuwp) Answer: Yes. I just did. It was amazingly good.

Posted by: troyriser at March 22, 2013 08:54 PM (ptcFO)

699

Seamus,

I am good. I've been lurking and reading the ONT in the morning while I work on mucho tax returns. If I wasn't working so much I'm in the wrong profession this time of year.

What I am doing in the meantime is planning the after tax season fun so I am looking forward instead of feeling too busy with 8 different bosses assigning the work!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 08:54 PM (HUTO5)

700

I always change the grease in my axle turner to an 80W mix for the summer months.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:54 PM (p8Mda)

701 Springfield XD40 subcompact.

Ford

PC

Pro? No, con. No, pro?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead

*************

I shot the Compact XD 40 (or whatever you call it) a couple weekends ago. NICE gun. I coached my coworker into buying it. Heh. His first handgun purchase. I've brought 4 people to the dark side. Muwhahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:54 PM (mMx6C)

702

646 "When was Reagan governor of Illinois? I missed that."

Well, never governor there, but certainly born and raised. Big time Cubs fan.

Great news. So all the liberal assholes from Boston, New York, and Chicago who presently infest California aren't Californians, but New Englanders, New Yorkers, and Chicagoans, because they were born and raised there?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 08:55 PM (IDSI7)

703 645 Arrests made in the murder of the 13-month old child.

The death penalty isn't enough for these bastards.

http://t.co/tmMo7U7VYt
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM

Naturally one of the suspect's family said he couldn't have done it because "he's got a good heart". You always hear a family member saying "he be a good boy"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 08:55 PM (mCvL4)

704

Mufflers have bearings?
I learn something new every day...

They're usually next to the johnson rod.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 08:55 PM (+9AX9)

705 What I am doing in the meantime is planning the after tax season fun so I am looking forward instead of feeling too busy with 8 different bosses assigning the work!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 23, 2013 12:54 AM (HUTO5)

*******

Cool. So how's the general economic climate in the land of the fat cottonwoods these days? Looking up, down, or sideways?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 08:56 PM (p8Mda)

706 and change your blinker fluid- this is important Don't forget to grease the muffler bearing. Posted by: harleycowboy at March 23, 2013 12:49 AM And the Johnson Rod Gasket; mustn't forget the Johnson Rod Gasket.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 08:56 PM (JMmQ9)

707 So did Cthulhu ever say where he was going to be in NC in mid April? I didn't see if he did or not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:56 PM (yh0zB)

708 I shot the Compact XD 40 (or whatever you call it)a couple weekends ago. NICE gun. I coached my coworker into buying it. Heh. His first handgun purchase. I've brought4 people to the dark side. Muwhahahahahahahaha! *** Every time you make a convert, an angel gets their wings.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:56 PM (piMMO)

709 Keep wipers balanced to prevent hotspots from occuring, resulting in warpage and spore growth of the condenser in the heaterbox.

Posted by: Radical Eugene gone bacterial at March 22, 2013 08:57 PM (I88Jc)

710

GGE

I think there may be a few Battle Lakes in MN. Sorry to hear you lost your great uncle. He wasn't a Wiehe was he? That's my maternal family name. We may be related.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 08:57 PM (HUTO5)

711 Oh yeah. With the change in time lately don't forget to move your sparkplug wires one position counterclockwise on the distributor.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 08:58 PM (+9AX9)

712 Naturally one of the suspect's family said he couldn't have done it because "he's got a good heart". You always hear a family member saying "he be a good boy"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2013 12:55 AM (mCvL4)

Just one f'n time I'd like to have a family member say "He's my (fill in the blank) and I love him, but I knew he was gonna end up this way", at least it would be honest.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 08:58 PM (yh0zB)

713

What does the horde think of tying a Voter ID ammendment to the recent background check? Spineless fucks would never propose it, but I'd be for it.

We should be doing that anyways. They want increased background checks? We should throw in voter ID laws. They want a continuing resolution? We should cut the budget by two percent each time. They want gay marriage? We should demand reform of no-fault divorce laws and require paternity tests before we place a father's name on a birth certificate. They want amnesty for children who were brought here? Demand that it only be issued when the parents who brought them over surrender and agree to deportation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 08:58 PM (lr3d7)

714 Naturally one of the suspect's family said he couldn't have done it because "he's got a good heart". You always hear a family member saying "he be a good boy" *** Naturally. The story is full of heartbreak. I got teary-eyed thinking of the father grabbing an armful of toys to take back to his home.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 08:58 PM (piMMO)

715 Seamous Muldoon, I got that last one. Thank you and Mrs. Muldoon for that.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 08:58 PM (0PiQ4)

716 And the Johnson Rod Gasket; mustn't forget the Johnson Rod Gasket. Hello, sailor!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 22, 2013 08:58 PM (j3uk1)

717

Keep her more amused than annoyed. That's the secret.

GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

**************

Working hard on that. She's been planning our wedding and even picking out songs for us to have our first dance to.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who would be crippled if they lost a woman, but I understand those men now more than I ever thought I would.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 08:59 PM (mMx6C)

718 Liberals are like cockroaches, and infest the cities.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 12:46 AM

You're not kidding. They literally infest what would normally be a red state and turn it to shit.

Posted by: Berserker at March 22, 2013 09:00 PM (FMbng)

719

Working hard on that. She's been planning our wedding and even picking out songs for us to have our first dance to.

She's No Lady - Lyle Lovett

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 09:00 PM (lr3d7)

720 Goodnight.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2013 09:00 PM (J+V/o)

721 Naturally one of the suspect's family said he couldn't have done it because "he's got a good heart". You always hear a family member saying "he be a good boy"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2013 12:55 AM (mCvL4)

That was first degree murder. Their intention was to kill that little boy. Evil.

And that damn news report pissed me off, the news anchor said the mother talked about how this kid got a gun, I did not see that in the video I watched of her interview, vultures interview her hours after her baby is murdered. Evil.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:00 PM (vgd4f)

722

It has something to do with the relative air pressure between inside and out. As you gain elevation, the interior air expands. By cracking the windows, the overall aerodynamic efficiency is improved.

Thanks, but frankly that doesn't make a lot of sense. The passenger compartment isn't pressurized, so its pressure equilibrates to that outside as you ascend anyway. There's no whoosh as you crack a window after ascending or descending.

If you think about it, if the passenger compartment were hermetically sealed (i.e., not in communication with the outside air), you could in principle suffocate in a car if you had the windows up and weren't running the heater/AC.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 09:00 PM (IDSI7)

723 I think there may be a few Battle Lakes in MN. Sorry to hear you lost your great uncle. He wasn't a Wiehe was he? That's my maternal family name. We may be related.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 23, 2013 12:57 AM (HUTO5)

Nope, he was a Salts from down around Logan IA, bought up some land on the lakefront with his mustering out money after WW2 and made a fortune with vacation cabins. Later built a hotel. Don't know who got it all when he passed many years ago. Battle Lake MN in Otter Tail County, I'll never forget that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:01 PM (yh0zB)

724 Goodnight Teej

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:01 PM (piMMO)

725

You're not kidding. They literally infest what would normally be a red state and turn it to shit.

Posted by: Berserker at March 23, 2013 01:00 AM (FMbng)

As a native Californian, how well I know ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 09:01 PM (IDSI7)

726 Last election reid supposedly won, the whole state went republican but his senate seat. Yeah, He aint leaving. At least we got his scummy kid out!

Posted by: lou's a girl

*******************

He'll be leaving......in a long black hearse.

I would LOVE to see us kick that douche out of office.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:01 PM (mMx6C)

727 Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2013 12:55 AM (mCvL4) I was amazed at the response from the mother of the teen that was shot dead around here. She didn't blame racism, tried to sue, etc.. No blame to anyone but her son. (just waiting for the lawyers to track her down.)

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 09:01 PM (sqp6o)

728 I always change the grease in my axle turner to an 80W mix for the summer months.

You have an axle?

Dude.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 22, 2013 09:02 PM (awi1k)

729 >> Mufflers have bearings? >> I learn something new every day... Run fetch me a gallon of prop wash.

Posted by: Andy at March 22, 2013 09:02 PM (OZPoa)

730 That was first degree murder. Their intention was to kill that little boy. Evil. And that damn news report pissed me off, the news anchor said the mothertalked about how this kid got a gun, I did not see that in the video I watched of her interview, vultures interview her hours after her baby is murdered. Evil. **** She needs family to step in and put a stop to the vultures.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:03 PM (piMMO)

731

Seamus,

Surprisingly, in this neck of NM, they are building houses, and selling them. I think it is a reflection of the White Sands Missile Range and Holloman Air Force Base, but I don't know what else it would be.

There aren't many industries going around here, and I don't think the ranchers are doing all that great. Maybe there's an influx in the county from HS, or the buildup of Fort Bliss in El Paso. I'm not sure.

At least I still have a lot of tax returns, and after that some 401(k) audits, and hubby hasn't been sequestered into losing his job for his plane, so life is good.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:03 PM (HUTO5)

732 690 "They like east and cold for Mexico,"

The cold is good, but the east, especially when they play in Chicago, Foxboro, or the Meadowlands, doesn't help the cause. I always said that the INS could get most of their work done if they just stood outside a World Cup qualifier at the Meadowlands or at Shea Stadium.

700 "So all the liberal assholes from Boston, New York, and Chicago who presently infest California aren't Californians, but New Englanders, New Yorkers, and Chicagoans, because they were born and raised there?"

I certainly like to blame it on them, especially the New Yorkers.

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 09:03 PM (yVmMc)

733 The story is full of heartbreak. I got teary-eyed thinking of the father grabbing an armful of toys to take back to his home.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:58 AM (piMMO)

*******

Whenever there is a senseless killing, the family and neighbors say, "I never would have expected this from him." And the left thinks they can identify crazy evil people before they commit crazy evil acts and get them "access to mental health services" (whatever that means). Makes me grind my teeth.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 09:03 PM (p8Mda)

734

Liberals are like cockroaches, and infest the cities

Just read an article today that the plan on going into Texas and get the low frequency voters to go Dem. and turn the state blue.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 09:03 PM (+9AX9)

735 Every time you make a convert, an angel gets their wings.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

**************

Her mom wants to come shooting with us. I am all for making it 5 angels.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:03 PM (mMx6C)

736 I never thought I'd be one of those guys who would be crippled if they lost a woman, but I understand those men now more than I ever thought I would.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 12:59 AM (mMx6C)

I wasn't crippled, exactly, but it sure knocked me down some.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 01:00 AM (IDSI7)

(psst...it's a joke jay...just go with it...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:04 PM (yh0zB)

737 always forget that GSL starts early on the weekends

Posted by: The Dude at March 22, 2013 09:05 PM (vJdyz)

738 If I have to sit through an Angels game one more time with a bunch of asshole Sox fans I'm gonna bust a nut. It's always, ''Oh yeah I lived there for the X number of years in my life so naturally I love the Sox! Of course I'm not a bandwagoner, how dare you! Boston sports fans are the most passionate fan base. Yes I moved out here for work and the weather!"

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2013 09:05 PM (NzBQO)

739 He'll be leaving......in a long black hearse.
I would LOVE to see us kick that douche out of office.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 01:01 AM (mMx6C)

The thing is, NV has tried for so many years to get rid of him. I vote, my hubby votes, my entire family votes. Hubby, I and three friends went to the Tea Party in Searchlight. It was crazy how many people showed up,

It is not for lack of trying, I promise. I told anyone who would listen, but hes a snake.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:05 PM (vgd4f)

740 teej, you made me happy by saying yes, but I failed you by disappearing, yet again. sigh. you can rightfully yell at me next time about what's deadbeat I am.

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 09:05 PM (0PiQ4)

741

Posted by: The Q at March 23, 2013 01:03 AM (yVmMc)

I was at a business lunch a while ago, where it turned out every effing person at the lunch was from NY, NJ, MA, and IL, except me, the sole native Californian. And, oh yeah, they were all liberals. Pissed me off no end.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 09:05 PM (IDSI7)

742 Whenever there is a senseless killing, the family and neighbors say, "I never would have expected this from him." And the left thinks they can identify crazy evil people before they commit crazy evil acts and get them "access to mental health services" (whatever that means). Makes me grind my teeth. *** All that will come from those mental health checks is folks refusing to get help when they need it and the answer to every "Have you thought of killing yourself" will be a firm "NO!"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:05 PM (piMMO)

743

Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 01:00 AM

Lighten up a little. Have another drink. This ain't rocket science.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 09:06 PM (+9AX9)

744 The thing is, NV has tried for so many years to get rid of him. I vote, my hubby votes, my entire family votes. Hubby, I and three friends went to the Tea Party in Searchlight. It was crazy how many people showed up, It is not for lack of trying, I promise. I told anyone who would listen, but hes a snake. *** Sounds like Jax and Corinne Brown. I don't know a single person who ever voted for her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:06 PM (piMMO)

745 We should be doing that anyways. They want increased background checks? We should throw in voter ID laws. They want a continuing resolution? We should cut the budget by two percent each time. They want gay marriage? We should demand reform of no-fault divorce laws and require paternity tests before we place a father's name on a birth certificate. They want amnesty for children who were brought here? Demand that it only be issued when the parents who brought them over surrender and agree to deportation. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 23, 2013 12:58 AM Great ideas! I'll call Senators Levin and Stabenow first thing Monday morning I am so boned

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 09:06 PM (JMmQ9)

746
She needs family to step in and put a stop to the vultures.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 01:03 AM (piMMO)

Indeed!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:07 PM (vgd4f)

747 Great ideas! I'll call Senators Levin and Stabenow first thing Monday morning I am so boned *** I've got Rubio. That almost offsets Bill Nelson.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:08 PM (piMMO)

748 Thanks, but frankly that doesn't make a lot of sense. The passenger compartment isn't pressurized, so its pressure equilibrates to that outside as you ascend anyway. There's no whoosh as you crack a window after ascending or descending.

If you think about it, if the passenger compartment were hermetically sealed (i.e., not in communication with the outside air), you could in principle suffocate in a car if you had the windows up and weren't running the heater/AC.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 01:00 AM (IDSI7)

*******

I've always noticed that when there is a sudden change in altitude. (We go from 4000 feet to 10,000 feet within about half an hour when driving through the mountains), that if the recirculate tab on the ventilation unit is set to recirculate that there is a gradual but noticeable increase in the pressure on the outside of my ears. When I crack my windows, the pressure equalizes and my ears 'pop'. This then equates to a change in the aerodynamics along the side panels of the car (or truck in my case) and I feel less drag. I'll do a controlled comparison next time I go into the mountains and let you all know the results.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 09:08 PM (p8Mda)

749 Cannot count on the media, they want their soundbite to make the bigs, fkn losers.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:08 PM (vgd4f)

750 She's No Lady - Lyle Lovett

Posted by: Colorado Alex

*************

I have made a thorough inspection and can assure you she IS a lady.

The funny thing is that at first I only wanted to be friends with her. Over time I fell in love with her.

My parents adore her. We broke up and were apart for a few years and my mom said she wished things had worked out between us. We both matured a bit and eventually got back together.

I would literally take a bullet for her.

Damn my Scorpio nature.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:09 PM (mMx6C)

751

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 23, 2013 01:05 AM (NzBQO)

-----

I hear ya. Red Sox are the worst. Anyone who wears Topsiders without socks should be hanged, drawn, and quartered, just for bad taste, in my opinion.

Cubs fans are next. Not only are they obnoxious, but they root for a bunch of losers to boot.

I want to yell at them, "Go the fuck back to Boston and Chicago if those places are so great!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 09:09 PM (IDSI7)

752 I have made a thorough inspection and can assure you she IS a lady. The funny thing is that at first I only wanted to be friends with her. Over time I fell in love with her. *** The "spark" is highly overrated bullshit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)

753 Plus, when we drive in the mountains both Missus Muldoon and I fart like crazy due to the change in altitude, and cracking a window is just good common sense.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 09:10 PM (p8Mda)

754 Alrighty, it is 11pm here and I need to crawl into bed. Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 22, 2013 09:10 PM (lr3d7)

755 Plus, when we drive in the mountains both Missus Muldoon and I fart like crazy due to the change in altitude, and cracking a window is just good common sense. *** WhAT?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:11 PM (piMMO)

756 Sounds like Jax and Corinne Brown. I don't know a single person who ever voted for her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 01:06 AM (piMMO)

Holy shit is she still infesting the swamp? I thought there couldn't be a dumber box of rocks than Corinne Brown...until I heard Sheila Jackson Lee ask if the Mars rover could see the flag that the astronauts planted there. I figured her ass would have been placed gently in prison for fraud and embezzlement years ago. I seem to remember some sort of charges pending on how she used campaign money for personal use, this has been a long time ago (I was still living there, so at least 14 years now).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:11 PM (yh0zB)

757

(We go from 4000 feet to 10,000 feet within about half an hour when driving through the mountains), that if the recirculate tab on the ventilation unit is set to recirculate that there is a gradual but noticeable increase in the pressure on the outside of my ears. When I crack my windows, the pressure equalizes and my ears 'pop'. This then equates to a change in the aerodynamics along the side panels of the car (or truck in my case) and I feel less drag. I'll do a controlled comparison next time I go into the mountains and let you all know the results.

Interesting. Thanks. You're sure the pressure differential is an increase and not a decrease? It's kinda hard to tell, I'd have thought, and a decrease is what you'd expect as you ascend.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 22, 2013 09:11 PM (IDSI7)

758 739 "I was at a business lunch a while ago, where it turned out every effing person at the lunch was from NY, NJ, MA, and IL, except me, the sole native Californian. And, oh yeah, they were all liberals. Pissed me off no end."

You're seeing the electoral results in Florida, too. Now that the young Obamabot Cubans are voting to offset the old anti-Castro Cubans, the major factors making that state blue are the transplanted New Yorkers. It's a damn shame.

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 09:11 PM (yVmMc)

759

GGE,

My family's Battle Lake was in Itasca County.

There used to be very few (like 2) cabins on the lake, until my uncle and aunt sold the property because upkeep got to be too much.

Knew there were a lot of Battle Lakes - when you have 10,000 lakes and 25,000 swamps to name in a state, there will probably be some repetition!

Hopefully you have good memories of your Battle Lake as I do of mine.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:11 PM (HUTO5)

760 The thing is, NV has tried for so many years to get rid of him. I vote, my hubby votes, my entire family votes. Hubby, I and three friends went to the Tea Party in Searchlight. It was crazy how many people showed up,

It is not for lack of trying, I promise. I told anyone who would listen, but hes a snake.

Posted by: lou's a girl

****************

A shame. NV reminds me of AZ and I love AZ. Sorry you have such vermin as a congressman. Then again we have McInsane. So I know how you feel.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:12 PM (mMx6C)

761 Holy shit is she still infesting the swamp? I thought there couldn't be a dumber box of rocks than Corinne Brown...until I heard Sheila Jackson Lee ask if the Mars rover could see the flag that the astronauts planted there. I figured her ass would have been placed gently in prison for fraud and embezzlement years ago. I seem to remember some sort of charges pending on how she used campaign money for personal use, this has been a long time ago (I was still living there, so at least 14 years now) *** Yep. She's still around. She and her daughter accepted luxury cars from some foreign diplomat.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:12 PM (piMMO)

762 745 "I'll call Senators Levin and Stabenow. [...] "I've got Rubio"

Well the calls do matter. I don't think he was showing up at Rand Paul's filibuster without you guys hammering his office for his absence. He doesn't agree with Paul on that (or pretty much any foreign policy), but you busted his balls enough for him to show up twice, which was awesome

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 09:13 PM (yVmMc)

763 I think I am going to have a rum and coke. After what happened its all catching up to me. BCochran knows of which I am talking about.

o.O;;;;;

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 09:14 PM (MNz0g)

764 Corrine Brown: Controversies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrine_Brown

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:14 PM (piMMO)

765 The "spark" is highly overrated bullshit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

**********

You ae exactly right. We've been dating for 4 years now.

The shitty economy is why we haven't been able to get married. Well that and her previous douchebag husband f*cked her over financially.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:15 PM (mMx6C)

766 She and her daughter accepted luxury cars from some foreign diplomat.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 01:12 AM (piMMO)

That was it, I remember her kid was involved somehow. That was right around 1999, 2000, Cecil was closing and we were all moving out of town at the time so I didn't hear how that all panned out. I didn't figure anything would happen to her. Nothing ever does.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:15 PM (yh0zB)

767 Interesting. Thanks. You're sure the pressure differential is an increase and not a decrease? It's kinda hard to tell, I'd have thought, and a decrease is what you'd expect as you ascend.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 01:11 AM (IDSI7)

*******

Hell, Jay- I'm just spinning a load of crap here. It all started with changing winter air for summer air. I don't think cracking a window does anything for gas mileage. But thanks for playing along.

But going up in altitude really does make the gas in your colon expand and flatus is a real consequence. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 09:16 PM (p8Mda)

768 A shame. NV reminds me of AZ and I love AZ. Sorry you have such vermin as a congressman. Then again we have McInsane. So I know how you feel.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 01:12 AM (mMx6C)

Well hes the head shit in the senate, and he pissed off feinstein, then licked her and obamas feet to get back in the in crowd, which makes him even more dangerous. So over the democrats. They are such scum. Will be nice when things are set straight!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:16 PM (vgd4f)

769 I was at a business lunch a while ago, where it turned out every effing person at the lunch was from NY, NJ, MA, and IL, except me, the sole native Californian. And, oh yeah, they were all liberals. Pissed me off no end.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 01:05 AM

NE libs are usually a unique style of asshole. They fucked up jersey to no end, and its a red state out side of the shit holes they call cities.

Posted by: Berserker at March 22, 2013 09:17 PM (FMbng)

770 You're seeing the electoral results in Florida, too. Now that the young Obamabot Cubans are voting to offset the old anti-Castro Cubans, the major factors making that state blue are the transplanted New Yorkers. It's a damn shame.

Posted by: The Q

******************

My brother is essentially a communist. My mother who fled Cuba is appalled by his views. If it isn't mental illness then I don't know what it is that causes the children of far left victims to be just like the victimizers.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:18 PM (mMx6C)

771

All right y'all, time to take the dog out for his evening duties and roll my sorry ass off to bed. Thanks for letting me play tonight. Hope I didn't offend too many folks.

Rugged Individualists, Unite!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 22, 2013 09:19 PM (p8Mda)

772 Hopefully you have good memories of your Battle Lake as I do of mine.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 23, 2013 01:11 AM (HUTO5)

I certainly do, my Uncle Glenny was a f'n character.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:19 PM (yh0zB)

773 Well, we just need to figure out some virus that will just incapacitate the already infected lefties. And not harm the normal-ized of us. That is our only hope.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:20 PM (HUTO5)

774 I've always noticed that when there is a sudden change in altitude. (We go from 4000 feet to 10,000 feet within about half an hour when driving through the mountains), that if the recirculate tab on the ventilation unit is set to recirculate that there is a gradual but noticeable increase in the pressure on the outside of my ears. When I crack my windows, the pressure equalizes and my ears 'pop'. This then equates to a change in the aerodynamics along the side panels of the car (or truck in my case) and I feel less drag. I'll do a controlled comparison next time I go into the mountains and let you all know the results.

Funny, but no.

My experiment from several years ago.

At the "Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest" (about 10,000 ft ASL) drank a bottle of water. It was, after all a warm day.

Got in the car and placed the empty plastic bottle in the cup holder and sealed it as tightly as I could. At this point the air pressure inside the bottle was equal to the air pressure out side the bottle.

Drove back down the mountain to Bishop (about 4000 ft ASL) the bottle had collapsed due to the increased air pressure outside the bottle while the air pressure inside the bottle had remained the same as it was when sealed.

If the vehicle was sealed tight enough to get the effect you described, the bottle should have stayed the same, and then imploded when we opened the car doors.

Reality notwithstanding, you tell a good story, and I did enjoy your book.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:21 PM (xKC/c)

775 Coburn voted yea on net tax. Totally immersed in the kool-ade, ol' Tom. D@mm!t.

Posted by: Inevitable Gremlins at March 22, 2013 09:21 PM (Jh9QN)

776 But going up in altitude really does make the gas in your colon expand and flatus is a real consequence. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal

***********

I was in Prescott AZ and a bag of Ruffles looked like it was about to explode so I would argue that altitude induced flatulence is a very real experience.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:21 PM (mMx6C)

777 OK, that was 98, not 99. I vaguely remember the whole kerfuffle over the Baptist church money, too. And of course...nothing happened to her, or to her kid.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:21 PM (yh0zB)

778 But going up in altitude really does make the gas in your colon expand and flatus is a real consequence. Just sayin'. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon back to normal at March 23, 2013 01:16 AM Let it pass, Seamus. Let it pass.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2013 09:22 PM (JMmQ9)

779 I agree. The 'spark' is bullshit. Come answer our battery of 310+ questions and we'll find your perfect match.

Posted by: Match.com at March 22, 2013 09:22 PM (sqp6o)

780 I love getting to drive by the boneyard every day to work. Took the AMARG tour in 2011 and remember the 117 sign. Can't remember if there were wheels or just an empty space.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 22, 2013 09:22 PM (hqKrm)

781 I have to wonder about lefties moving to Red states to turn them Blue.

It's not like they reproduce much. They tend to have a kid late if at all, and a good number of them are gay and won't reproduce.

I have to wonder if it's the public schools turning them into government dependents no matter how red the area is

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 09:23 PM (mCvL4)

782 761 I think I am going to have a rum and coke. After what happened its all catching up to me. BCochran knows of which I am talking about. o.O;;;;; Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 01:14 AM (MNz0g) Um, I hope you are okay, Anna.

Posted by: eman at March 22, 2013 09:23 PM (64rcm)

783 I agree. The 'spark' is bullshit. Come answer our battery of 310+ questions and we'll find your perfect match. *** Amateurs

Posted by: E-Harmony at March 22, 2013 09:23 PM (piMMO)

784 Let it pass, Seamus. Let it pass.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2013 01:22 AM (JMmQ9)

Just crack the window first, willya? thanks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:23 PM (yh0zB)

785 Um, I hope you are okay, Anna. *** Ditto

Posted by: E-Harmony at March 22, 2013 09:24 PM (piMMO)

786 uh, off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:25 PM (piMMO)

787 Well hes the head shit in the senate, and he pissed off feinstein, then licked her and obamas feet to get back in the in crowd, which makes him even more dangerous.So over the democrats. They are such scum. Will be nice when things are set straight!

Posted by: lou's a girl at

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I used to be much more moderate. The hatred and slurs thrown at me by the so called "tolerant liberals" helped solidify my Conservative (overall) beliefs. Now I see the dem leadership as the fascists they are.

Reid is a POS that congealed in a gutter somewhere. I long for the day we can pressure wash them into the sewer where they belong.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:25 PM (mMx6C)

788 Remember the olden days when threads were hopping until the wee hours of the morning?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:26 PM (piMMO)

789 Um, I hope you are okay, Anna.

Posted by: eman at March 23, 2013 01:23 AM (64rcm)

Agreed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:26 PM (yh0zB)

790 Last election reid supposedly won, the whole state went republican but his senate seat. Yeah, He aint leaving. At least we got his scummy kid out! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 23, 2013 12:53 AM (vgd4f) Word is, that after Gov. Sandoval gets re-elected he will run against Reid and crush him like he crushed Reid's son in '10.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 09:26 PM (Vk2pI)

791 Had to do altitude chamber training years ago. We were told to go ahead and fart instead of letting the pressure build. Wasn't that a ONT topic a few weeks ago?

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 22, 2013 09:26 PM (hqKrm)

792

I "snow bird" up to our cabin hubby and I have close to Cloudcroft NM from the Tularosa basin (it's about 20 mile, but we joke because we go up to about 7500') and it's a lot cooler up there in the summer.

What I have noticed is the chips bags get huge from whatever, so I don't know if the pressure goes up or down.

I have never noticed my ears popping any differently if we have the windows open as we go up or not. They always pop at the same place in the road.

Unless I have a sinus infection, and that can be a bitch!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:26 PM (HUTO5)

793 Word is, that after Gov. Sandoval gets re-elected he will run against Reid and crush him like he crushed Reid's son in '10.

That will be a day to celebrate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:27 PM (xKC/c)

794 773 Coburn voted yea on net tax. Totally immersed in the kool-ade, ol' Tom. D@mm!t.

Posted by: Inevitable Gremlins at March 23, 2013 01:21 AM (Jh9QN)

Damn, that is what happens when these guys get to dc. I say they can only go to washington to vote, or ya know what, fuck it, it is the computer age. Vote from home.

Make that a law!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:27 PM (vgd4f)

795 It's a laugh to hear transplanted Noo Yawkahs complain about Southern accents or mock them

As if a Noo Yawk accent doesn't make you sound like a fuckin' retard or screechy hen

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 09:27 PM (mCvL4)

796 I agree. The 'spark' is bullshit. Come answer our battery of 310+ questions and we'll find your perfect match.

***

Amateurs

Posted by: E-Harmony

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I have an ex who joined it. She was rejected for no matches.

Sweet justice.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:28 PM (mMx6C)

797 alamogordo, the outside pressure is less so the air inside the bag expands the bag.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 22, 2013 09:28 PM (hqKrm)

798 I used to be much more moderate. The hatred and slurs thrown at me by the so called "tolerant liberals" helped solidify my Conservative (overall) beliefs. Now I see the dem leadership as the fascists they are.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 01:25 AM (mMx6C)

Michael Z Williamson? Is that you? http://tinyurl.com/a2f4qyy

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:29 PM (yh0zB)

799 Word is, that after Gov. Sandoval gets re-elected he will run against Reid and crush him like he crushed Reid's son in '10.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2013 01:26 AM (Vk2pI)

I hope so, I think Sandoval has rino tendencies, but he would be a hell of a lot better then reid!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:29 PM (vgd4f)

800

lou's a girl-

I agree totally! They should have to live exactly how their constituents live and not have the fancy dam perks!

And also, dbdabear, New Yawkers sound crazy to me

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:29 PM (HUTO5)

801 Modern nomenclature uses E and Z, German for "entgegen" and "zusammen," ("opposite" and "together") to resolve some ambiguities in application of the cis/trans nomenclature. Specifically, while cis and trans 1,2-dichloroethylene is clear enough, what about 1-fluoro-1-bromo-2-chloroethylene? Which isomer is cis and which trans? The (E,Z) nomenclature resolves that ambiguity. Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 12:44 AM (IDSI7) Don't forget the use of fac and mer to describe the arrangement of three identical components on a octahedral coordination complex.

Posted by: Die Chemische Hut at March 22, 2013 09:29 PM (Vk2pI)

802 I "snow bird" up to our cabin hubby and I have close to Cloudcroft NM from the Tularosa basin (it's about 20 mile, but we joke because we go up to about 7500') and it's a lot cooler up there in the summer.

It's been a long time since I was there, but is the "Kokopelli's" restaurant still in Cloudcroft?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:30 PM (xKC/c)

803 Christina Hendricks is honestly beautiful. And I say that with no desire to see any nude photos. She's just gorgeous all around.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 09:30 PM (xjpRj)

804

Anna, I wish you well.

I don't pray much, being an agnostic and all, but I'll drop a prayer for you.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:30 PM (mMx6C)

805 Colorado has really gone to shit. They just passed that gun grabbing bill. Once upon a time you had a better chance getting re-elected by telling folks you fucked sheep than telling them you were going to take away the guns

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 09:30 PM (mCvL4)

806 Christina Hendricks is honestly beautiful. And I say that with no desire to see any nude photos. She's just gorgeous all around. *** i agree. Although it receives little fanfare, she has a positively gorgeous face.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:31 PM (piMMO)

807

I have an ex who joined it. She was rejected for no matches

That would be one F*cked up person.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 09:32 PM (+9AX9)

808 799 Modern nomenclature uses E and Z, German for "entgegen" and "zusammen," ("opposite" and "together") to resolve some ambiguities in application of the cis/trans nomenclature. Specifically, while cis and trans 1,2-dichloroethylene is clear enough, what about 1-fluoro-1-bromo-2-chloroethylene? Which isomer is cis and which trans? The (E,Z) nomenclature resolves that ambiguity. Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2013 12:44 AM (IDSI7) Don't forget the use of fac and mer to describe the arrangement of three identical components on a octahedral coordination complex. Posted by: Die Chemische Hut at March 23, 2013 01:29 AM (Vk2pI) Heteroatoms always cause trouble.

Posted by: eman at March 22, 2013 09:32 PM (64rcm)

809 If Reid is kicked out of office I will do victorious pelvic thrusts for at least an hour!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:32 PM (mMx6C)

810 I "snow bird" up to our cabin hubby and I have close to Cloudcroft NM from the Tularosa basin (it's about 20 mile, but we joke because we go up to about 7500') and it's a lot cooler up there in the summer. Tucson has a Summerhaven town at the top of Mt. Lemmon and a Winterhaven neighborhood at the base.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 22, 2013 09:33 PM (hqKrm)

811 I have an ex who joined it. She was rejected for no matches.
Sweet justice.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 01:28 AM (mMx6C)

wait...she was seriously 'tarded enough to tell you about it? I think I see the crux of her problem...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:34 PM (yh0zB)

812 798
lou's a girl-

I agree totally! They should have to live exactly how their constituents live and not have the fancy dam perks!

And also, dbdabear, New Yawkers sound crazy to me

Posted by: alamogordo at March 23, 2013 01:29 AM (HUTO5)

And at least lobbyists would have to compete with their constituants. I think that was spelled wrong, and thats ok, I's drunk and disorderly!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:34 PM (vgd4f)

813

Blanco Basura,

love your name by the way - if you didn't have it I might have thought of it one day

I don't eat out much in Cloudcroft - mostly at Big Daddie's and the Western Bar or whatever they call it these days.

Where was it located when you were there?

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:35 PM (HUTO5)

814 I am okay. But quarter to midnight I do not expect anyone to ring doorbell.

When I say I live in the country, I live in the country. Street light goes out at night, inky darkness as the stars shine brightly down. And there is silence save in winter the hoot of owls and spring the howl of dogs with the mooing of cows.

So I quickly and quietly put sneakers on. Pick up the 9mm carbine, chamber a round, and turn on the Aim-point sight. Only then did I unlock the other door and stand on the steps. To see a black youth suddenly stop and start walking towards me. Says he ran out of gas just up the street and did I have any to spare?

Turn on porch light. He gets to see I am holding the carbine against body with barrel down. He gets more polite then. Tell him I don't have any gas to spare. He then walks away while I duck back into house and bolt the door.

So next I text my friend with description of encounter. Friend works for Sheriff's department. He thinks I wont have any more problems and the guy probably had to change his underwear seeing the CX-4 Storm in my hands.

And that is why I am drinking a rum and coke. Hoi hoi embleer Frith!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 09:35 PM (MNz0g)

815 Christina Hendricks is honestly beautiful. And I say that with no desire to see any nude photos. She's just gorgeous all around.

***

i agree. Although it receives little fanfare, she has a positively gorgeous face.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

****************

She is an absolute bombshell. Love her to death.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:35 PM (mMx6C)

816 Regarding dating sites, my co-worker answered a free one for fun. You had to answer honestly The results were pretty much the exact opposite of what I said. Basically drowning in FSA contenders.

Posted by: RWC at March 22, 2013 09:36 PM (sqp6o)

817 At another forum to which I contributed, the term "internetless" was redefined (by me) to mean "drunk."

If AoSHQ could adopt that nomenclature, I could finally die. I will have contributed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 09:36 PM (xjpRj)

818 "And I say that with no desire to see any nude photos."

Are you completely out of your mind???

I would crawl on my belly over a mile of broken glass just to see the laundry truck that hauled away her soiled panties.

Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2013 09:37 PM (44dD6)

819 And that is why I am drinking a rum and coke. Hoi hoi embleer Frith!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 01:35 AM (MNz0g)

One thing's for sure, he knows you aren't a soft target. I don't imagine you'll be having another encounter like that one...ever...

Beats the shit outta ADT, don't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:37 PM (yh0zB)

820
And that is why I am drinking a rum and coke. Hoi hoi embleer Frith!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 01:35 AM (MNz0g)

God Bless. Glad you are ok!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:37 PM (vgd4f)

821 I'm pretty internetless.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 09:37 PM (xjpRj)

822 793 "It's a laugh to hear transplanted Noo Yawkahs complain about Southern accents or mock them"

New Yorkers have the best accent in the world.

I just hate to hear one outside of NYC

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 09:38 PM (yVmMc)

823 Arrests made in the murder of the 13-month old child. The death penalty isn't enough for these bastards. http://t.co/tmMo7U7VYt Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM (piMMO) Since the murdering scum were both underage, they can't get the death penalty. At least there are shivs in prison...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 09:38 PM (Vk2pI)

824 No, I don't need to see Christina Hendricks nude. She's beautiful just by herself.

She's like Marilyn Monroe, gorgeous no matter what the context.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 09:38 PM (xjpRj)

825 I would crawl on my belly over a mile of broken glass just to see the laundry truck that hauled away her soiled panties.

Posted by: navybrat at March 23, 2013 01:37 AM (44dD6)

wow...last time I heard that one I was in a Tomcat squadron...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:39 PM (yh0zB)

826 That would be one F*cked up person.

Posted by: harleycowboy

*************

Yes she was, and to some degree still is.

Funny thing is that we are better friends now then we ever were as a couple.

her mother is a militant feminist and her father is a cold, distant, and unfeeling prick. You see how this could cause issues.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:39 PM (mMx6C)

827 801 Christina Hendricks is honestly beautiful. And I say that with no desire to see any nude photos. She's just gorgeous all around. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2013 01:30 AM (xjpRj) There's one of those stolen phone pictures of her in just a shirt pulling it down to make sure everything stays covered. Absolutely perfect beauty.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2013 09:39 PM (iWTBc)

828 Christina Hendricks the Bond girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSn1Fgz-5TQ

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 09:39 PM (yVmMc)

829 Where was it located when you were there?

It was upstairs in a building near the center of town. I did a little googling after asking my question and found out that it's now the Cloudcroft Hotel.

At least The Lodge is still there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:40 PM (xKC/c)

830

Holy crap Anna Puma!

Thank g-d for the 2nd amendment - but still don't get too out of it in case.

I live out in the country too, and am very happy to have 2 dogs who bark whenever someone is on the property. They dont if someone is just driving by. I keep them in the house, mostly because the little 1/2 chihauaha 1/2 blue heeler digs under the fence, but her and the 1/2 akita keep me informed of what's going on outside the door.

And the .38 in my desk drawer working at home ( I know not as impressive, but I CAN shoot very well with it) keep me feeling secure.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:41 PM (HUTO5)

831 wait...she was seriously 'tarded enough to tell you about it? I think I see the crux of her problem...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

**************

She's still a bit of a headcase, but she maried a soldier who adores her.

And she is something of a hottie even at 40+.

We are good friends now and I help her when I can. Hell, she even had my fiance as a roomate for a bit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:43 PM (mMx6C)

832 That boneyard pic up there makes this pilot a sad panda.

Posted by: land of sky blue water at March 22, 2013 09:43 PM (VKIq5)

833 Since the murdering scum were both underage, they can't get the death penalty.

At least there are shivs in prison...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2013 01:38 AM (Vk2pI)

There was a trial in Jacksonville (I think) where one of the family members went over the bar at the defendant and tried to kill him in the courtroom. The clip shows up every once in a while in the Wildest (type video) compilations. My daughter knows the guy who jumped the bar.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 09:44 PM (yh0zB)

834 Christina Hendricks the Bond girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSn1Fgz-5TQ *** I remember that ad!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:44 PM (piMMO)

835 love your name by the way - if you didn't have it I might have thought of it one day

It was this or my other Honorary Mexican name, "Pinche Wetto".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:44 PM (xKC/c)

836 Also, don't forget that loony-tunes legislator who attacked his own mother with a katana and been arrested multiple times... and is still serving in the Assembly.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2013 01:36 AM (Vk2pI)

True, did that guy get to keep his job? I hate to say, but I dont get the newspaper, or watch local news. Can't stand what has happened, all psa all the time.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:46 PM (vgd4f)

837

Blanco Basura,

Yes, the Lodge is still there. and they still have great chefs. My hubby takes me there for my birthday, and last month my niece and her new fiance stayed there, because the water at our cabin was frozen.

She was hoping to show off her family's place "up the mountain" but it worked out as they came to our "basin" house first for a nice dinner.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 09:46 PM (HUTO5)

838 Well that has certainly added excitement to my Friday night. Just glad it has passed me by.

GGE, yeah probably not going to have to worry about them again. I guess I could have tried to not answered. But then would have run the risk of the 'yute' thinking the lights were on as cheap security for people not at home.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 09:46 PM (MNz0g)

839

Anna, women who refuse to be a victim are awesome. More power to you and I hope you can relocate to somewhere safer.

BTW, I used to post on Flopping Aces. Are you that Anna Puma?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:46 PM (mMx6C)

840

her mother is a militant feminist and her father is a cold, distant, and unfeeling prick

I can see how he got that way.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 09:47 PM (+9AX9)

841 Oops The Political Hat, just read he kept his job, my bad.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:47 PM (vgd4f)

842 Can't really explain it, especially since I'm not even slightly sober. But some women just embody the idea of "woman" so well, they're like Plato's platonic ideal. Christina Hendricks does that for me, so I don't need to a) see her naked or b) hear her opinions on stuff. She's the Idea that lives in the Realm.

I feel pretty sure that the Moronettes here are the same. Intelligence and insight count for a much greater degree than looks, but I'm sure the ladies here have looks too. Not that I need to see them naked. Seriously.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 09:49 PM (xjpRj)

843 Yes, the Lodge is still there. and they still have great chefs. My hubby takes me there for my birthday, and last month my niece and her new fiance stayed there, because the water at our cabin was frozen.

Oh, my. Must have been that darn Global Warming(TM).

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:50 PM (xKC/c)

844 Nothing says GO AWAY better than a weapon.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 22, 2013 09:50 PM (+9AX9)

845 "The Outer Limits" remains as the best single-story anthology show. "Thriller" was terrible; the season when the "Twilight Zone" did hour shows was awful. "Night Gallery" doesn't count, since they rarely did single-show episodes. Many folks have said that "Thriller" was the greatest horror show ever...uh okay.

Make no mistake, most of "The Outer Limits" shows were ridiculously padded, to the point of boredom-deflected-by-nostalgia. ("The Zanti Misfits" is prime example.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 09:53 PM (xjpRj)

846 Nothing says GO AWAY better than a weapon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4YxnfTLKo

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 09:53 PM (xKC/c)

847

841 Can't really explain it, especially since I'm not even slightly sober. But some women just embody the idea of "woman" so well, they're like Plato's platonic ideal. Christina Hendricks does that for me, so I don't need to a) see her naked or b) hear her opinions on stuff. She's the Idea that lives in the Realm

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2013 01:49 AM (xjpRj)

And just to think, shes married to a guy whos most famous quote from a movie is,

"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 09:54 PM (vgd4f)

848 the Mrs said, any story that starts with "My wife's grandmother used to sleep in the nude," you know is gonna get weird. thx, seamus

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 22, 2013 09:54 PM (wPzgV)

849 Bob Beckel tweets: God bless for outpouring against CBS I'm going to Vietnam Vets rally NYC In morning will get vets on cbs on tape show on The Five Monday He also tweeted that he's received "threats" because of his pursuit against CBS.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:54 PM (piMMO)

850 Tillikum, I am surprised you remember that since it has been awhile since my last post there.

I love my CX-4 Storm. Its a sleek and curvy science-fiction looking weapon- literally a black plastic weapon. As my Sheriff's department friend said, the guy probably thought it shot laser beams so decided to leave me alone. Pull to shoulder, put the red cross hairs where needed, flick off safety, and start shooting. With almost no recoil.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 09:57 PM (MNz0g)

851 Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight.

Posted by: The Q at March 22, 2013 09:58 PM (yVmMc)

852 gnight, Q

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 09:58 PM (piMMO)

853 her mother is a militant feminist and her father is a cold, distant, and unfeeling prick

I can see how he got that way.

Posted by: harleycowboy

*****************

I would say he is a messed up idividual too. Having met him he has little love for his THREE daughters. Granted his ex-wife is a wackjob, but he acts almost as his daughters don't exist. His current wife had a son drop dead of a heart atack at 24! Within a month or two he didn't understand why she wasn't over it.

Sick f*ck.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 09:59 PM (mMx6C)

854 He also tweeted that he's received "threats" because of his pursuit against CBS.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 01:54 AM (piMMO)

Missed this, whats going on?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:00 PM (vgd4f)

855

I still say,

There will be time and a shot missed the head, crack the sound oer" year cranium when you know...you be at war and the real of yer lifetime is distilled to the "crack" heard oer' your head... and ya know me boyo's....and ya know.

summer time is over fore begun....there is no summer time fore the war.

It is the war.....and it is the war.....

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:01 PM (DX4O3)

856

Blanco Basura,

Yes I well remember the first time I was a "pinche whatever" as a gringa. I knew from growing up in northern Minnesota it was probably not a compliment! Bohunks, as we used to be able to call them, had a very similar term.

My favorite time in El Paso was when I cursed back at an Hispanic using "cochon" (can't remamber the spelling, but ace could help me) it means pig.

And I just wish that Global Warming would have dumped a little more of that global white stuff on the state so Elephant Butte would have more water.

At least our pipes have thawed at the cabin now.

It's about halfway between High Rolls and Cloudcroft.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 10:02 PM (HUTO5)

857 Missed this, whats going on? *** CBS' Amazing Race filmed in Vietnam and used a crashed American bomber as a prop for one of their scenes. No tribute to the site, just a prop from which they secured their next clue. Bob is OUTRAGED to say the least.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:02 PM (piMMO)

858 OH! And CBS had the contestants learn a little Communist ditty while they were in Hanoi. Nice, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:03 PM (piMMO)

859

Tillikum, I am surprised you remember that since it has been awhile since my last post there

I love my CX-4 Storm. Its a sleek and curvy science-fiction looking weapon- literally a black plastic weapon. As my Sheriff's department friend said, the guy probably thought it shot laser beams so decided to leave me alone. Pull to shoulder, put the red cross hairs where needed, flick off safety, and start shooting. With almost no recoil.

Posted by: Anna Puma

************

Well for one, your nick is distinctive. I used to be such a prick there as HR. Here I just try to have fun.

The storm is a sweet piece. You have a good taste in firearms. May you never need to use it.

I'm teaching my future wife on how to use firearms. I made her promise not to shoot me first.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:04 PM (mMx6C)

860 NDH, which crashed American plane? The communists have at least one open air museum where they have on display things like the remains from a B-52 shot down by an SA-2.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:05 PM (MNz0g)

861 NDH, which crashed American plane? The communists have at least one open air museum where they have on display things like the remains from a B-52 shot down by an SA-2. *** It's a plane in a pool of water. Apparently there is a plaque nearby which speaks to the downfall of the U.S.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:06 PM (piMMO)

862 844 "The Outer Limits" remains as the best single-story anthology show. "Thriller" was terrible; the season when the "Twilight Zone" did hour shows was awful. "Night Gallery" doesn't count, since they rarely did single-show episodes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2013 01:53 AM

Route 66 wasn't a supernatural or horror series, but it was a great anthology series. The production team actually filmed in the locations they were set in and moved all over the country.

Ironic trivia: They rarely went anywhere along the actual highway

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 10:06 PM (mCvL4)

863 857 OH! And CBS had the contestants learn a little Communist ditty while they were in Hanoi.

Nice, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 02:03 AM (piMMO)

Yeah, they really don't like us, Fuckfaces. And hubby and I like several cbs shows, damn... Another channel we won't watch.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:08 PM (vgd4f)

864 OH! And CBS had the contestants learn a little Communist ditty while they were in Hanoi. Nice, huh? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 02:03 AM (piMMO) A "little ditty" in Vietnam ain't worth it...

Posted by: Gary Glitter at March 22, 2013 10:08 PM (Vk2pI)

865 Yeah, they really don't like us, Fuckfaces. And hubby and I like several cbs shows, damn... Another channel we won't watch. *** All Beckel has been trying to get them to do is apologize and they won't even acknowledge the issue.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:09 PM (piMMO)

866 Agreed that that is offensive to have the death of our airmen used on the Amazingly Stupid Race.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:09 PM (mMx6C)

867

You still think the MSODM (Main Suckin Obama Dick Media) is anything but?

I just have pissed on their fur-tree.....for fun.....

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:09 PM (DX4O3)

868 My favorite time in El Paso was when I cursed back at an Hispanic using "cochon" (can't remamber the spelling, but ace could help me) it means pig.

My favorite time in El Paso was crossing the bridge after being in Jaurez for half the day. Just happy to be back in the USA.

At least our pipes have thawed at the cabin now.

It's about halfway between High Rolls and Cloudcroft.

I know about where it is, then. I'd like to say I know the area well, but I haven't been through there in over 12 years.

Still, when you can't get to the cabin you still have the Space Hall of Fame, the Toy Train Museum, and there's always surfing the dunes at the Monument, so what more could you ask for?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:10 PM (xKC/c)

869

CX-4 Storm just went on my wish list for anniversary present from hubby.

Sound awesome. MUST have.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 10:10 PM (HUTO5)

870 The Big Bang Theory, Person of Interest, sons a bitches...

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:10 PM (vgd4f)

871 Birthday boy William Shatner appeared in just about every anthology show as a guest star

Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Thriller, Alfred Hitchcock, Route 66, and The Fugitive

When he guest starred on The Big Valley, I'm guessing that the producers put salt peter in the commissary to keep him from trying to hump Linda Evans

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2013 10:11 PM (mCvL4)

872 The Big Bang Theory, Person of Interest, sons a bitches... *** It was a terrible decision and they do themselves no favors by failing to admit to such.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:11 PM (piMMO)

873 It's a plane in a pool of water. Apparently there is a plaque nearby which speaks to the downfall of the U.S.

Govt must have declared it off limits because it has propaganda value...otherwise the locals would have cut it up and sold it for scrap decades ago.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 22, 2013 10:13 PM (/gHaE)

874 871 The Big Bang Theory, Person of Interest, sons a bitches...

***

It was a terrible decision and they do themselves no favors by failing to admit to such.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 02:11 AM (piMMO)

And truthfully, I won't watch these. I know boycotts are not supposed to work, but the hell with them. Over it, one less person watching is less money. Guess CBS hates being on top!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:14 PM (vgd4f)

875 Tilikum, distinctive name huh? Why thank you. Just a bio-mechanical cat girl exotic dancer gone bad...

Just ask TPH and The Dude.

NDH, I recognize the one you are talking about. Communists do that sort of thing. When Admiral Turner Joy first met with the North Koreans and PRC to negotiate a cease fire for the Korean War, he got his first lesson in how malign communists are. The transport they were offered were captured US Jeeps. With fresh blood on the seats.

And I am not surprised the Communist Broadcasting System totally missed all the messages. They are useful tools after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:14 PM (MNz0g)

876 CX-4 Storm just went on my wish list for anniversary present from hubby.

Sound awesome. MUST have.

Posted by: alamogordo

***************

Tis a good firearm.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:14 PM (mMx6C)

877 CX-4 Storm. Normal firearm or advanced alien technology?

Thing looks like it should shoot plasma bolts or something like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:15 PM (xKC/c)

878 You guys, I think I'ma puke.

Wish I'd learned to dance first...

Posted by: Ray Sist, award-winning, low-information sociopath at March 22, 2013 10:15 PM (ajF4g)

879 643 So which of these figure kits would be a good idea to order? All are from the Lineage II computer game universe.

Human mage - http://www.e2046.com/product/8871
or
Elf - http://www.e2046.com/product/10533 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM (MNz0g)

Tough choices. I like the hair on the human, but the elf has a cooler outfit. I think the human edges out a bit, just cause I'm racist against elves. = P

Do either correspond to a character you played for Lineage 2?

Glad to hear you're okay despite the stranger, sleep well.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 22, 2013 10:16 PM (7um7O)

880 NDH, I recognize the one you are talking about. Communists do that sort of thing. When Admiral Turner Joy first met with the North Koreans and PRC to negotiate a cease fire for the Korean War, he got his first lesson in how malign communists are. The transport they were offered were captured US Jeeps. With fresh blood on the seats. *** Jesus

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:16 PM (piMMO)

881 Not that I need to see them naked. Seriously.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2013 01:49 AM (xjpRj)

but if you wanted to post some pics...

He also tweeted that he's received "threats" because of his pursuit against CBS.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 01:54 AM (piMMO)

Good. He's defended these fucks so many times maybe this will show him just what kind of indefensible shit he's been defending. Road to Damascus moment, so to speak.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 10:16 PM (yh0zB)

882

Blanco Basura,

I feel like I live in a little bit of heaven. I couldn't ask for much more. Our "basin" house is at the foothills of the Sacramento Mountains, and our "snow bird" cabin just backwards, for when it is too hot down here is in those mountains. And both outside of town, such as it is.

I work from home, thank g-d for the internet, and CPA firms setting up work from home capabilities.

Hubby and I are blessed.

Next time you come through, look me up as Treasurer of High Rolls Mountain Park Lions Club at highrollsfestivals.com

Don't go to that address thru .net, cuz it's full of cialis ads and craxy.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 10:17 PM (HUTO5)

883 Conservative Monster, never played Lineage II. But I keep finding myself drawn to the character designs. I should finish the Wonder Festival Lineage II female elf with winged unicorn I have. Now these. Geez.

Thanks for the well wishes. Glad to be okay also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:19 PM (MNz0g)

884 When Admiral Turner Joy first met with the North Koreans and PRC to negotiate a cease fire for the Korean War, he got his first lesson in how malign communists are. The transport they were offered were captured US Jeeps. With fresh blood on the seats.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 23, 2013 02:16 AM (piMMO)

At which point they should have turned around, gone back to the carriers and started the bombers back up and not let up until they were at the Chinese border.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 10:20 PM (yh0zB)

885 I'm a fan of Outer Limits, as well as Twilight Zone and Night Gallery- Liked the one with Jeff Corey about the hypnotist that could inflict ailments physically in his subject, particularly. But, I couldn't say which one is best, they all had their great episodes, though Outer Limits remains the fave, for whatever reason. It maybe just me, but, Kolchak the Night Stalker was pretty damn good, with only the occasional dud, most were great. And as shitty as it got later on, The X-Files had a very strong run of standalone episodes during the first 5 or so seasons. "Jose Chung's from Outer Space" was near faultless. "Detour" and "Bad Blood" were very good, though Bad Blood might be season 6, or something, can't remember.

Posted by: otho at March 22, 2013 10:20 PM (yBF/9)

886 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Happy Friday as you are able, Even if the world is to rue ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:21 PM (TvO05)

887 Television trivia. The Colonials weapon for land combat is the CX-4 Storm in the new Battlestar Galactica. But the real thing does not do auto fire.

On the good news side for the 9mm Storm, there are 30rd Beretta magazines for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:21 PM (MNz0g)

888 goodnight all

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2013 10:21 PM (piMMO)

889 Next time you come through,

Closest I'm likely to get for a while is on the other side of WSMR, but I'll try to manufacture an excuse. Timing is not set quite yet, it depends on someone dieing and they haven't shown any signs of doing that any time soon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:22 PM (xKC/c)

890 BC, did L,elle say she also sleeps nekkid?

Now she does, cause I just undressed her in my mind.. ;-)

Posted by: bill-o at March 22, 2013 10:22 PM (AWwDY)

891

Could I,

Would I,

Smote and flay the feather lite democrates, stomp the play their fluffy tite pussy traps...smake those bitches down like a thunder-rap

roll them up like so much bullorusso-crap..smack-smack crush the democrates

smiffy-word....puff.......

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:22 PM (DX4O3)

892 Good night, NDH. Pleasant dreams and better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:22 PM (TvO05)

893 I'm out as well, long day tomorrow. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 22, 2013 10:23 PM (yh0zB)

894 Put down your pot pipes
And break out the beer
The party has started
Adriane is here

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:24 PM (xKC/c)

895 GGE. Well after they got over those Jeeps and how the NORKs had sawed off the legs of their chairs so the Westerners would appear lower... they used the negotiations to UN advantage. When the Communists got really bothered over a mountain or something, they would call that sector to warn them the Communists were about to attack. And sure enough the Communists would attack and get many men killed for no gain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:24 PM (MNz0g)

896

>>>Tucson has a Summerhaven town at the top of Mt. Lemmon and a Winterhaven neighborhood at the base.

Kick ass pie in Summerhaven.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 10:24 PM (IlBt9)

897

Tilikum, distinctive name huh? Why thank you. Just a bio-mechanical cat girl exotic dancer gone bad... Just ask TPH and The Dude.

Anna Puma (+SmuD)

***************

I've dated two exotic dancers and can say with all certainty you are far more sane.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:25 PM (mMx6C)

898 882 Conservative Monster, never played Lineage II. But I keep finding myself drawn to the character designs. I should finish the Wonder Festival Lineage II female elf with winged unicorn I have. Now these. Geez.

Pics or they didn't happen. = P

Hrm, can trade some old (crappy) WoW sketches, mayhaps?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 22, 2013 10:25 PM (7um7O)

899 I think I have climbed down off my case of the nerves. So perhaps can get some sleep. Everyone have a good evening. And thank you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:26 PM (MNz0g)

900

Blanco Basura,

WSMR isn't that far. Hubby and I could be around, unless it's before tax season ends, and then I have some Aussie friends coming into the states, but give me a holler at deniraew@ that aol thingy.

It would be great to meet another moron in the flesh, and I do cook a mean pork roast, and hubby can smoke some good food, too.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 10:27 PM (HUTO5)

901

Night Niedermeyer's , Hi Adriane.

Copied and pasted Niedermeyer's , hope I dont screw the thread up, unless i already did with my babbling!

Is babbling a word?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:27 PM (vgd4f)

902

Oh, but X-Files wasn't a stand alone episode only, show, so it can't count, I guess.

Posted by: otho at March 22, 2013 10:28 PM (yBF/9)

903 G'Night Puma

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:28 PM (mMx6C)

904 He also tweeted that he's received "threats" because of his pursuit against CBS.

I...did? Really? I...um, are you sure? As a Moron in good standing, I know death threats pass disagreeably against our host....so I tend to be, like serious you guys, totally serious when I post them here. Death threats, I mean. Hey, you guys who think Christina Hendricks is too thin! Death to you! You haters!

Also, are there actual shows on CBS? I haven't watched in a long, long time. So, all those shows should die! (Is that right?)

The thing about X-Files is that they had continuing characters, so it's not really an "anthology" show, though the subject matter changed a lot. I'd certainly rate the show high, alongside Star Trek and The Twilight Zone. (TZ had some damn good 30 minute shows). If The Outer Limits had been 30 mins, it would be awesome, and in fact would probably still be on the air today.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:29 PM (xjpRj)

905 Someone said I was....."Weird."

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:29 PM (DX4O3)

906 Night Anna, glad you live in America, and were able to defend yourself, Sleep tight, Have a great weekend.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:30 PM (vgd4f)

907

garrett,

There is a town actually called Pie Town in New Mexico.

Think about that!

And they do have good pie!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 10:30 PM (HUTO5)

908 Copied and pasted Niedermeyer's , hope I dont screw the thread up, unless i already did with my babbling!
Is babbling a word?

Posted by: lou's a girl

**************

I am totally wasted now and I don't recall you babbling.

Am I so drunk that I now speak babblenese fluently?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:32 PM (mMx6C)

909 This is the Lineage II elf and unicorn kit I do own.
http://tinyurl.com/c2cyn2j

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:32 PM (MNz0g)

910 How come I've had all these beers and I'm the most sober one here?

Is this a...Twilight Zone episode?

Oh I hope it's not an Outer Limits episode, because I'm going to be murdered by something gelatinous!

Twilight Zone, please. I'll just learn some lesson about being nicer or whatever. Roll credits.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:35 PM (xjpRj)

911 I am totally wasted now and I don't recall you babbling.
Am I so drunk that I now speak babblenese fluently?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 23, 2013 02:32 AM (mMx6C)

Thanks. I do on most ONT's.

Roses are Red

Coors Light is what I drink,

And if ya dont like it,

Take it up with Adriane

I know it did not rhyme, but I tried

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:35 PM (vgd4f)

912

Is there a link to 2006?

I am there somewhere in that fog.... and a fail or two....

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:35 PM (DX4O3)

913 Copied and pasted Niedermeyer's , hope I dont screw the thread up, unless i already did with my babbling! Is babbling a word?

Babble on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hri6ft52YA8

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:37 PM (xKC/c)

914 Roses are Red
Coors Light is not
I'm totally plastered
And you're a cat

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:38 PM (xjpRj)

915 Coors Light is Awesome, or so I've been told, But the person who told me, Likes to think they're being bold...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:41 PM (TvO05)

916 912 Copied and pasted Niedermeyer's , hope I dont screw the thread up, unless i already did with my babbling! Is babbling a word?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hri6ft52YA8

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2013 02:37 AM (xKC/c)

Liked it

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:41 PM (vgd4f)

917

I am my low altitude focus

a habit of red wine.....

such is the "RYM"...and your nose in my "Behind!"

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:42 PM (DX4O3)

918 Roses are Red
Coors Light is what I drink,
And if ya dont like it,
Take it up with Adriane

I know it did not rhyme, but I tried

Posted by: lou's a girl

*********

Credit for effort.

Coors light? Too high falutin' for me.

I drink 4 Loko Fruit punch and Hurricane High Gravity lager (both in 24oz cans).

Yay tho my cholesterol level be rated as Crisco, I still drink once a week. It is in tribute to my Irish ancestors who demand my fealty in drink.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:43 PM (mMx6C)

919 It would be great to meet another moron in the flesh, and I do cook a mean pork roast, and hubby can smoke some good food, too.

As I said, waiting on bad things to happen. I'll drop something in your inbox anyways, so you're not totally freaked out when I start emailing that I'm on my way there and you've sobered up and forgotten this conversation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:43 PM (xKC/c)

920 Roses are red, Many apples are too, If you send me some apple pi, A mathematician is you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:44 PM (TvO05)

921 Liked it

Glad to be of service.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:45 PM (xKC/c)

922

Drunk on coors light

Went to my head

And I aint no fucking cat.

Is that a haiku?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:45 PM (vgd4f)

923 Hoover was a president, Hoover is a dam, Hoover is a vacuum cleaner, That's not very glam ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:48 PM (TvO05)

924 Is that a haiku? Throw in some links to hot anime babes and we'll call it good!

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:50 PM (TvO05)

925 I think I can hit three ONT topics in one post... Korea's favorite alcohol is known as "soju" (dangerous stuff). It's a clear liquid and lends itself to a multitude of flavoring. One bar I used to go to was famous for its "snake ju"....that's right, a big jar of soju with a large fermented snake floating in it. Don't know if the snake did anything to the potency, and I was extremely drunk the only time I tried it, so can't comment on the taste. ....oh, and I was saw a redhead drinking one

Posted by: Icedog at March 22, 2013 10:51 PM (9ScGj)

926 Yes, you are a cat.

My cat tells me so.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:51 PM (xjpRj)

927 922 Hoover was a president,
Hoover is a dam,
Hoover is a vacuum cleaner,
That's not very glam ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 23, 2013 02:48 AM (TvO05)

Hoover Dams near where I live,

And Hoover is a sucker, But I hate obama,

hes a motherfucker!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 10:53 PM (vgd4f)

928 Roses are red
Coors light is a beer
The squid is named Ted
You may start feeling fear

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:53 PM (xjpRj)

929

Tantaros's tits

They are f'ing fantastic

I'm too drunk to post

-Haiku master-

Posted by: land of sky blue water at March 22, 2013 10:55 PM (VKIq5)

930

I rant....

therefore...I am not the here to unto speaker of anything

relevent or that which is in any way pert.

guss saying.....(sip)....

Posted by: Richard at March 22, 2013 10:55 PM (DX4O3)

931 I saw BeckoningChasm, He was wearing a hat, But I might have confused him, with his elegant cat ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:56 PM (TvO05)

932 Yes, you are a cat. My cat tells me so. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2013 02:51 AM (xjpRj) O Rly?

Posted by: Psychedelicat at March 22, 2013 10:56 PM (Vk2pI)

933 930th!!!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:57 PM (xjpRj)

934 Lines you hear only from Japanese Anime: "It's not like I'm a boy... I just grow a penis from time to time..."

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 22, 2013 10:57 PM (Vk2pI)

935
932 930th!!!

Heh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 10:57 PM (xKC/c)

936 lou is a good girl, her politics are better, I really think I oughta, subscribe to her newsletter ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 10:58 PM (TvO05)

937 TPH, nyah?!?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 10:59 PM (MNz0g)

938 --Damn it.

Here's my cat

http://tinyurl.com/bzs7umj

She is elegant and uh nice and argh stop clawing me!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 10:59 PM (xjpRj)

939 Yes, you are a cat.

My cat tells me so.

That's the thing with cats, you never know know for sure until you open the box

Posted by: Erwin Schrödinger at March 22, 2013 11:00 PM (xKC/c)

940 It maybe an emu in a box and not a cat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 11:00 PM (MNz0g)

941 Icedog at March 23, 2013 02:51 AM (9ScGj) A snake in sojo never burned a house down. But drowning is a slow death for a snake and prolly a very cruel way to go ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 11:01 PM (TvO05)

942

My comment 926

Was really dumbass

Ill be in a fema coffin,

Before they roll eggs on WH grass.

Posted by: lou's a girl who sucks at poetry and conspiracy theories! at March 22, 2013 11:02 PM (vgd4f)

943 TPH, so which Lineage II kit? Elf or human mage?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 11:03 PM (MNz0g)

944 That's the thing with cats, you never know know for sure until you open the box. So a cat == a piece of chocolate is what you're saying ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 11:03 PM (TvO05)

945 The ONT
Is my favorite thread
I can go back and read it
After it's dead

Posted by: Erwin Schrödinger at March 22, 2013 11:04 PM (xKC/c)

946

Posted by: Bl at March 22, 2013 11:04 PM (xKC/c)

947 Multiple sock fail. Maybe I need to drink more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 11:04 PM (xKC/c)

948 Before they roll eggs on WH grass. They're rolling drunks and taxpayers. I'm sure they'll get to the eggs eventually ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 11:05 PM (TvO05)

949 So apparently you all are ignoring the competing ONT?

They SAY the thread was loading slow but I think that's just a lie.

Made up to divert some to a different thread for nefarious purposes.

You can't MELT blogs with regular keys!!!11!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 22, 2013 11:05 PM (Kpn/z)

950 A cat is the ultimate pet, if you like being disdained. And if you like being a servant to someone and you never know if you did it right. And like that.

"Save me from Maximillian!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 11:05 PM (xjpRj)

951 3 a.m. boredom and slow down on the ONT is NORMAL!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 22, 2013 11:06 PM (Kpn/z)

952 There once was a man, with several socks, His commenting could be very Outside of the box ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 11:07 PM (TvO05)

953 So now both threads are stalled.

Double the confusion and random thoughts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 22, 2013 11:07 PM (Kpn/z)

954 Yeah Lou, they will roll you for your change before putting you in the fema coffin. The Sequester after all. For the good of the country, give up all your change since there is no hope otherwise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 11:07 PM (MNz0g)

955 947 Before they roll eggs on WH grass.

They're rolling drunks and taxpayers. I'm sure they'll get to the eggs eventually ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 23, 2013 03:05 AM (TvO05)

Yep rolling middle/ America!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 11:08 PM (vgd4f)

956 "He says, it's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2013 11:09 PM (xjpRj)

957 I guarandamntee you that if you put a cat in a box, you soon will know EXACTLY where it is and whether it's alive or dead.

And when you try to open that box, you will pull back a bloody stub.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 22, 2013 11:10 PM (Kpn/z)

958 There's someone in my head and it's not thee ...

Posted by: Quaker Pink Floyd at March 22, 2013 11:11 PM (TvO05)

959 Well that's OKAY then.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 22, 2013 11:12 PM (Kpn/z)

960 Our Adriane
Is quite the poet
And if you screw up
She'll let you know it

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 11:12 PM (xKC/c)

961

Blanco Basura,

Looking forward to hearing from you.

and, because I have to work tomorrow, I actually will probably remember the conversation

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 11:12 PM (HUTO5)

962 Good night and g-d bless y'all!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 22, 2013 11:13 PM (HUTO5)

963 Good night for real this time.

Cya later alamogordo, Adriane, Blanco, TPH, Chasm, et al.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 11:14 PM (MNz0g)

964 Good night, Anna Puma Better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 11:15 PM (TvO05)

965 TPH, nyah?!? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 23, 2013 02:59 AM (MNz0g) From ep. 10 of Sasami-san@Ganbaranai

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 22, 2013 11:16 PM (Vk2pI)

966 Looking forward to hearing from you.

It's on the way. Look for "Moron mail".

and, becauseI have to work tomorrow, I actually will probably remember the conversation

I am so, so very sorry to hear that. I do hope you get to have a designated driver in the off season.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 11:16 PM (xKC/c)

967 Good night, alamogordo ... take care!

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 22, 2013 11:16 PM (TvO05)

968 Night all. Here is "Grad" by Baroness

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 11:17 PM (Vk2pI)

969 Night all. Here is "Grad" by Baroness Posted by: The Political Hat at March 23, 2013 03:17 AM (Vk2pI) The link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsnFLJpQ_PQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 22, 2013 11:18 PM (Vk2pI)

970 Good night alamogordo, Anna, Mr. Hat, and the many nameless lurkers who lurk.

Think I'll pollute the other thread now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2013 11:19 PM (xKC/c)

971 Give a hoot, Don't pollute! Leave the ONT clean, sweet and pristine ...

Posted by: ONT owl ... at March 22, 2013 11:21 PM (TvO05)

972 944 The ONT
Is my favorite thread
I can go back and read it
After it's dead

Posted by: Erwin SchrÃ¶dinger at March 23, 2013 03:04 AM (xKC/c)

The Ont

Is my favorite too,

And on that note.

I am going to bed, because I will be pissed off at myself tommorow, but not really! Cause I love you mf morons, also-too!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2013 11:23 PM (vgd4f)

973 Well thanks all. I went ahead and splurged. Ordered both kits. Thus ending the existential angst. Night.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 22, 2013 11:27 PM (MNz0g)

974 ... Ordered both ... Thus ending the existential angst. Night. Now if only you could do that with men ...

Posted by: Stuff Robert Heinlein Predicted ... at March 22, 2013 11:54 PM (TvO05)

975 Did Robert Heinlein predict that he would be required to answer questions? I'm just asking. Don't make a big deal about it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, award-winning, low-information sociopath at March 23, 2013 12:15 AM (ajF4g)

976

So,

I smell a grander....least we wet our pampers or fowl our diapers most wicked.....what say ye then? Shall we push on...or should we just ....

stink in a way most fetid?

"I ask you?"

Posted by: Richard at March 23, 2013 12:26 AM (DX4O3)

977 What? You got a chicken in your nappy?

Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2013 12:35 AM (j7iSn)

978

There is the whoompa.....

Then there is the....thread....of which I know.....very little.....since the wine is much...and very red.....

Posted by: Richard at March 23, 2013 12:39 AM (DX4O3)

979 Trolls? Nighters? What are these things?

Posted by: Ray Sist, award-winning, low-information sociopath at March 23, 2013 01:18 AM (ajF4g)

980 Can't really explain it, especially since I'm not even slightly sober. But some women just embody the idea of "woman" so well, they're like Plato's platonic ideal. Christina Hendricks does that for me, so I don't need to a) see her naked or b) hear her opinions on stuff. She's the Idea that lives in the Realm
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2013 01:49 AM (xjpRj)

And just to think, shes married to a guy whos most famous quote from a movie is,

"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"

I just pasted the last bullshit I copied, and I can't argue with the first sentence, but when the fuck do we get ice cream?

Posted by: Ray Sist, award-winning, low-information sociopath at March 23, 2013 01:24 AM (ajF4g)

981 Hey! Just discovered "Earth Hour" is tonight! Get those pyres ready to light!

Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2013 02:05 AM (j7iSn)

982 Beer run.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 23, 2013 02:47 AM (VSWPU)

983 Biden just spent something north of a half million for one night in Paris. Gotta be Russian hookers.

Posted by: Call Me Ishmael at March 23, 2013 03:05 AM (p4U6S)

984 c'mon, folks. 1000 is just a few comments away!

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 23, 2013 04:45 AM (AMsS5)

985 There's another 100+ in part deux. Its already there.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 23, 2013 06:18 AM (/gHaE)

986 But.. but.. pointless neurological achievement, or something