August 23, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (23 Aug 2013)
— CDR M

This is just so friggin' stupid. Germany to add third gender option to birth certificates. The third gender is "blank" so their precious little child can pick it later. Why stop with leaving the sex of your baby blank? How about leaving race blank, especially if you are bi-racial? Hell, don't even give them a name. Let them pick that too. More people wish they could've picked their names than wish they could've been the opposite sex. Crime Pop Quiz

Damn. I got none of them correct. Match the arrestee with their alleged crime.

How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended

Military Themed Brewery

I'm gonna have to give this beer a try. Iraq war veterans open military-themed brewery. I wish them well. Hope it tastes good! Here is their website, Young Veterans Brewing Company.

German Mayor Campaign

Now see, I could get used to having political ads like this. Or at least the part that occurs 2 minutes and 10 seconds into the video. German Mayor ditches election posters for music video.

A-10 Warthog

Bad Teachers

You'd think with school out for summer, teacher sex scandals would die down. You'd be wrong. This summer's hottest teachers who got busy with students.

USMC Secret Weapon

Dang. The secret is out. The Marine's secret weapon is coffee. Interesting read about the history of coffee and the U.S. military.

Sprites

Pretty sweet photos of sprites, aka "red lightning". Scientists capture rare photographs of red lightning.

Shit For Brains Medicine

Oh good Lord. Doctors who implanted fecal bacteria in patients' brains fined by California health authorities.

Dog Video

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1 My SO requires about a quarter cup of grounds for one cup of coffee.

Posted by: Vendette, whose SO is a kitteh lover at August 23, 2013 06:00 PM (mNDKP)

2 let it burn

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support chelsea the rodeo clown at August 23, 2013 06:01 PM (8JJ6O)

3

 

Is this Open Line Friday?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 23, 2013 06:02 PM (1Y+hH)

4 aw....my doggeh loves him some water....just figured out how to swim last week

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support chelsea the rodeo clown at August 23, 2013 06:02 PM (8JJ6O)

5 3 for 5 in the match the crime quiz. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:02 PM (WmLrU)

6 My dog hates water. The only Lab in the world that hates water. Psycho.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 06:02 PM (v6hyJ)

7 The Sweet Meteor of Death ran as a conservative who would obliterate the liberal agenda.  But the Sweet Meteor of Death refuses to commit to crashing into the earth before Obamacare is implemented. 

SMOD is a RINO.

Posted by: The Lost Dutch Chelsea at August 23, 2013 06:02 PM (9F2c1)

8 Oh, and vouchers for the middle class, you guys!

Posted by: The Lost Dutch Chelsea at August 23, 2013 06:03 PM (9F2c1)

9 Her! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! BRING HER TO ME!!!

Posted by: Mayor Fred Garvin, San Diego at August 23, 2013 06:03 PM (0duDc)

10 "How about leaving race blank, especially if you are bi-racial? " I'd prefer "caramel-colored master race" for my kids. But nobody has a lolsense anymore.

Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 06:04 PM (oH+iI)

11 Dogs: http://bit.ly/18Q8sVK

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 23, 2013 06:05 PM (qyfb5)

12 6 My dog hates water. The only Lab in the world that hates water. Psycho. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 10:02 PM (v6hyJ) our orange dog hated water but our shepherd loves it.....he even purposefully spills his water bowl on the kitchen floor so he can play in it.....he's hysterical in the pool....looks like a bear slapping his paws.....oh how i enjoy watching him .....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support chelsea the rodeo clown at August 23, 2013 06:05 PM (8JJ6O)

13 I am satisfying my pizza craving, born from this morning's discussion.

Only downside is that I've been known to eat an entire home-bake pizza in one sitting ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 23, 2013 06:06 PM (h0jlY)

14 Your fight for the night: Fight on DDOT Bus Caught on Camera http://tinyurl.com/lmonprq

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 06:06 PM (Dsds2)

15 On what planet would it seem like a good idea to put feces into someone's brain even if they were going to die anyway?  Sepsis would be worse than cancer, if quicker.

Posted by: huerfano at August 23, 2013 06:06 PM (bAGA/)

16 some of the horney teachers are not that hot when viewed by a 40yo. but if I was 17 again, I'd hit that 3x before midnight

Posted by: the jackwagon - EDL bro at August 23, 2013 06:07 PM (DWF95)

17 Huerfano, it's California. It probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 06:08 PM (v6hyJ)

18 Your optimism is touching. My bet is that neither of these two worthless pieces of crap knows for sure who their father is, and has only met their mothers on visiting day, NTTIATWWT! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:04 PM (XdnQT) Hrothgar, from last thread. IÂ’m sure you are right. Someone should teach those two jerks some respect and it needs to be beat into them!

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:08 PM (z4WKX)

19 Yay, Friday ONT!  Nice assemblage, CDR M

Posted by: zeera at August 23, 2013 06:09 PM (fHLmF)

20 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: ChelseaJackson and Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 06:09 PM (JMmQ9)

21 My dog hates water. The only Lab in the world that hates water.

Psycho. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 10:02 PM


I had one that didn't like it much.  I lived in the desert so it didn't come up much.

Posted by: huerfano at August 23, 2013 06:10 PM (bAGA/)

22

Goood Evening Horde! what is everyone drinking!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 06:10 PM (EYfcP)

23 15 On what planet would it seem like a good idea to put feces into someone's brain even if they were going to die anyway? Sepsis would be worse than cancer, if quicker.

If the patients were from Berkeley, the treatment would be redundant.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 06:10 PM (bKA83)

24 And now, teachers jumping on Trampolines!!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (v6hyJ)

25 Not all of those teachers were hot. However, some were. I did not have teachers that looked like that. Not even close.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (GEICT)

26 My lab doesn't hate water, but he looks at you like you are a dumb shit if you throw something and expect him to retrieve it. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (WmLrU)

27 Just to repost, dry dog food is awesome mice bait on a snap trap

Posted by: the jackwagon - EDL bro at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (DWF95)

28 Vendette, how long will your SO be home?

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (z4WKX)

29 Thanks for the A-10 vid! That is some fancy flyin'!
However, it is not completely satisfying unless you hear those jets and also the GAU-8, as here:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mvcpbfk

Posted by: Chelsea, the moron formerly known as Cretin at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (jYZuY)

30 Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM (EYfcP) Whiskey sour. Hello, COJ! Honored to be speaking to you!

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:11 PM (mNDKP)

31 No Prairie Fire or bottle of warm jaeger in the sun on that alcohol chart - what kind of pussy college are they marketing that to.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:12 PM (CMlD4)

32 present

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 06:12 PM (XFvt5)

33 Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM (EYfcP) Vodka/energy drink

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

34 Vendette, how long will your SO be home? Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 10:11 PM (z4WKX) Three weeks.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:12 PM (mNDKP)

35

Hell, don't even give them a name. Let them pick that too. More people wish they could've picked their names than wish they could've been the opposite sex.

 

That's not really a horrible idea.

Posted by: Picaboo Street at August 23, 2013 06:12 PM (LI48c)

36 phoenixgirl ‏@phxazgrl 15s Doggeh loves the water pic.twitter.com/gJdkJsSxwJ here is the big guy in the water

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support chelsea the rodeo clown at August 23, 2013 06:12 PM (8JJ6O)

37 Posted by: Vendette, whose SO is a kitteh lover at August 23, 2013 10:00 PM (mNDKP) Dunkin Donuts still sells an honest pound "bag" of coffee, and I have found it to be rather good (both bean and ground). YMMV.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:13 PM (XdnQT)

38 Some ginger love.

http://is.gd/2lt3qn

You're welcome.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at August 23, 2013 06:13 PM (m0h0I)

39 some of the horney teachers are not that hot when viewed by a 40yo.

but if I was 17 again, I'd hit that 3x before midnight Posted by: the jackwagon

You may have found a diagnosis, Dr Freud.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:14 PM (CMlD4)

40 I'd like to pick that I'm not retarded....yaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at August 23, 2013 06:14 PM (ujrve)

41 My lab doesn't hate water, but he looks at you like you are a dumb shit if you throw something and expect him to retrieve it. Posted by: no good deed Mine is happiest when he is chasing a tennis ball, just as far as you can throw it. He should be an outfielder somewhere. He tried to catch a baseball once when my son and I were playing catch and got bonked on the head pretty good.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 06:14 PM (v6hyJ)

42 Cheap whiskey and cherry coke

Posted by: zeera at August 23, 2013 06:14 PM (awL0T)

43 Some of the teachers having sex with students look like this.  http://tinyurl.com/7xsf33c

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:14 PM (WmLrU)

44 I would like that nifty Hello Kitty helmet.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2013 06:14 PM (pgMfL)

45 Dunkin Donuts still sells an honest pound "bag" of coffee, and I have found it to be rather good (both bean and ground). YMMV. Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:13 PM (XdnQT) Being Canadian, I got him Tim Hortons' coffee. It took him a while to adjust to it but it's now his preferred brew.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:15 PM (mNDKP)

46
Three weeks. Posted by: Vendette

We expect to see your ONT posting numbers drop significantly.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:15 PM (CMlD4)

47 Tim Hortons's -- is that the stuff with gravy in it

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:16 PM (CMlD4)

48 Makers Mark.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2013 06:16 PM (Aif/5)

49 Pretty soon our pets will be labeled male, female, bi. 

It's coming, bitchez.  You know it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:17 PM (lVPtV)

50 Being Canadian, I got him Tim Hortons' coffee. It took him a while to adjust to it but it's now his preferred brew. Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:15 PM (mNDKP)


You have trained him well. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 06:17 PM (Gk3SS)

51 My lab doesn't hate water, but he looks at you like you are a dumb shit if you throw something and expect him to retrieve it. Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 10:11 PM (WmLrU) I had a Chesapeake Bay Retriever as a kid, and that dog loved the water. Story was that his sire was picked up by some fishermen in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay swimming from Maryland to Virginia. When my brother and I went out to crab, he would swim after and follow the boat if we didn't take him.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:17 PM (XdnQT)

52 I'm drinkin Miller High Life out of a quart can. for victory

Posted by: the jackwagon - EDL bro at August 23, 2013 06:18 PM (DWF95)

53 Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM (EYfcP) Cheap red wine!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:18 PM (XdnQT)

54

In before anybody makes a "Jet Noise" beer fart joke!

 

 

 

Hey y'all doon?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (pxDth)

55 You have trained him well. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:17 PM (Gk3SS) Early on in the relationship I hosted a gathering at my place. The SO was there, as well as one of the interns in my office who had just started dating a guy*. I told her men could be trained. I didn't realize that the SO was behind me and heard it. He was incredulous. *She married the guy.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (mNDKP)

56 Crown on ice-  that's nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (pxDth)

57
A follow up to this morning's news that DC Comics is moving The Justice League of America north and renaming them The Justice League of Canada, in a typical Dan DiDio stunt.

An update says Adam Strange, the beloved Zeta Ray riding lonely heart, is being revamped into a Canadian, and will probably end up being into she-males or something.

Also, now Lobo The Main Man is apparently going to be drawn as a cross between The Crow and one of the sparkle vampires from Twilight.

https://tinyurl.com/lo8qmfk

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (kdS6q)

58 Double (or greater) Jameson's Manhattan

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (CMlD4)

59 Jeebus.  So I see on The Five tonight that NBC's doing an NCI show with a Paula Deen character killing an innocent Trayvon.

WTF?  I wonder if Paula is re-thinking her Obama love?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (lVPtV)

60 Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:15 PM (mNDKP) Do you get the Horton's imported from back home or can you get it here?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (XdnQT)

61 I got 3/5 right on the perp quiz!

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 06:19 PM (VZSHr)

62 Tim Hortons's -- is that the stuff with gravy in it Posted by: Jean You're thinking of Crackerbarrel. It seems like most meals they serve can come with Sawmill Gravy. Whatever that is.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 23, 2013 06:20 PM (v6hyJ)

63 Hey Vendette! I see the SO is gonna be on deck in a few weeks. I bet you're both some kinda excited! Congrats to you both for sticking together and getting through it! Enjoy your reunion.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 06:20 PM (EYfcP)

64 "Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!?"

Victory Gin.

Oh, and Down With Big Brotha!

Posted by: Winston Smith at August 23, 2013 06:20 PM (39lEh)

65 You have trained him well. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:17 PM (Gk3SS) Tennis on tonight?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

66 When my brother and I went out to crab, he would swim after and follow the boat if we didn't take him.

My uncle's lab does the same thing.  They have to pen him to go fishing.  He'll followed the boat so far once, they were afraid he was going to tire out and drown. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:20 PM (WmLrU)

67 31. Ha ha. Your comment bringing back college memories. Sending my oldest off to UMass Amherst one week from today. Sniff, sniff. She came home from orientation in June with the funniest stories .... Ex. They were told by orientation workers that it is a dry campus ....

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 06:20 PM (xGDj+)

68 I'm drinking Fat Weasel Ale, waiting to find out if my Fantasy Football league is drafting tonight or if I can go to bed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 06:21 PM (ZshNr)

69 The puppeh on the pink bike reminds me of TFG. 

What a strong, manly man we have as presidon't. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:21 PM (lVPtV)

70 I told her men could be trained.  Exhaustion works

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:21 PM (CMlD4)

71 Do you get the Horton's imported from back home or can you get it here? Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:19 PM (XdnQT) Depends. You'd have to email me.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:21 PM (mNDKP)

72 All this talk of Tim Horton's is making me homesick.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at August 23, 2013 06:21 PM (9F2c1)

73 49 Pretty soon our pets will be labeled male, female, bi.

It's coming, bitchez. You know it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 10:17 PM (lVPtV)

 

If they did that there would be no such thing as a straight male dog.  They're also open to your leg, or inanimate objects too.  Some female dogs too.   

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (LI48c)

74 I had a Golden Lab growing up who would dive for rocks-- successfully. She was pretty buoyant, though, and couldn't go deep.
My Border Collie learned to jump off the dock by watching a Lab do it. When I used to swim across the lake and back, he would swim about half again as far "herding" the swallows who were hunting the insects at the water surface.

Posted by: Chelsea, the moron formerly known as Cretin at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (jYZuY)

75 IÂ’m having a glass of white wine, Vendange Semillion Chardonnay. I like my food and drinks hot from the oven and ice cold. I might put ice in it. I donÂ’t care if anyone makes fun of me but I like my drinks cold. I know itÂ’s uncouth, but I have asked for ice at office parties too. I like ice in cold drinks. Vendette, those three weeks will fly by. Make them good for him to remember. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (z4WKX)

76 Have the missiles started to fall in Syria yet?

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (Dsds2)

77 Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 10:20 PM (WmLrU) It is fun hauling a wet ChesBay retriever into a small boat.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (XdnQT)

78 There's a Tim Horton's in NY now.  Elicott City (almost Canada)

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (CMlD4)

79 59 Jeebus. So I see on The Five tonight that NBC's doing an NCI show with a Paula Deen character killing an innocent Trayvon.

WTF? I wonder if Paula is re-thinking her Obama love?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 10:19 PM (lVPtV)


Law and Order: SVU not NCIS from what I've read.

Of course since I don't watch teevee, it means nothing to me either way

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (MnSla)

80

Drinking sun tea.................boo.

 

My new rescue dog loves to fetch, she follows me around all day with a chew bone in her mouth begging me to take her outside. She is great at the fetching part but hasn't quite figured out that she needs to give it back.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 23, 2013 06:22 PM (sVKy/)

81 Know what really bothers me about these hot teachers blowin' their students?
Why don't they blow other TEACHERS, like ME?

Posted by: DAve at August 23, 2013 06:23 PM (OksBo)

82 I like Coburn now that heÂ’s talking about impeachment proceedings. IÂ’m sure it is all talk to his constituents but at least Axelrod had to go out and try to diffuse them.

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:23 PM (z4WKX)

83 81 I would even buy them mouthwash for afters, unlike them broke-ass kids

Posted by: DAve at August 23, 2013 06:23 PM (OksBo)

84 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:20 PM (EYfcP) Thank you, COJ! He's a Navy guy, but I met him through his best friend, a Marine.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:23 PM (mNDKP)

85 Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM Val-U-Rite with a splash of peppermint schnapps, as per my usual ...what kind of pussy college are they marketing that to. Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:12 PM No shit. The first of the students are starting to trickle into The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor, I saw a bunch of them whilst in the store on my way home from work. Since when did college students drink top-shelf liquor? Jeebus, I could buy three bottles (1.75 liter bottles, thankyouverymuch) of Val-U-Rite (and a tin of Copenhagen) for what they were payin' for a fifth of hoity-toity booze. Note: the spell-checker does not like "hoity-toity". I'm goin' with it, anyway. That's just how I roll.

Posted by: ChelseaJackson and Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)

86 You're sending your kid to UMass Amherst? Eject! Eject! Eject!

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 23, 2013 06:24 PM (3s44w)

87 I suggest instead of firing those doctors, inject their brains with feces as punishment.  I would call that justice.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:24 PM (0EcBv)

88 Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:21 PM (mNDKP) The nefarious and devious Bannion has my email address, FWIW.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:24 PM (XdnQT)

89 Oh, and I got four of five right on the criminal quiz.  Woo hoo!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:24 PM (pxDth)

90 Nice ONT CDR M,

yeah trhe German "other" gender thing is pretty idiotic....

fits right in with you know reality....

Chelsea...lately

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (A4hKL)

91 71. Me too. Chardonnay in a big red wine glass filled with ice. It really is more like a small fish bowl but saves me having to refill. Although there is a hint of fall tonight. Might have to make the switch to red wine soon

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (xGDj+)

92 Saw Rick Perry on Fox today.  Dayum, he looked angry and good.  I hope his back surgery took and he'll be back.

Love that Fauxcahauntas is considering a run against the Clinton machine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (lVPtV)

93 "Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM"

Bourbon

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (lxD2I)

94 My Black Lab would dive for ducks.   She only failed to retrieve one diver  in 11 years.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (XFvt5)

95 Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge.  He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (CMlD4)

96 Gin and Tonic, the official drink of summer!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (KArqF)

97 The nefarious and devious Bannion has my email address, FWIW. Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:24 PM (XdnQT) He has mine, too. If you need coffee in a hurry, email him now.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (mNDKP)

98 The Pacific Rim video up there.  Sure makes a lot more sense than the movie.  Love the Power Rangers and Voltron appearances.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (0EcBv)

99 I'm "drinking" Lortab.  I've got a dang nerve impingement from a bulging disk in my back. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:25 PM (WmLrU)

100 Tennis on tonight? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT)

*shivs the back of your knee*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (Gk3SS)

101 95 Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4)




God bless him.  Having a drink for him right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (lVPtV)

102 Is goin' Crabbin' like goin' Woolin'?

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (XFvt5)

103 95 Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4)



My condolences Jean.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (MnSla)

104 All this talk of Tim Horton's is making me homesick. Posted by: Ted Cruz at August 23, 2013 10:21 PM Well played.

Posted by: ChelseaJackson and Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (JMmQ9)

105 I suggest instead of firing those doctors, inject their brains with lots of feces as punishment. I would call that justice. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 10:24 PM (0EcBv) Improved version

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (XdnQT)

106 Decaf Americano.













Uff da!

Posted by: Chelsea, the moron formerly known as Cretin at August 23, 2013 06:26 PM (jYZuY)

107 Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two. Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4) It's diluted, but: *Raises Whiskey Sour*

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:27 PM (mNDKP)

108 86. I know. Not real happy about it myself ....

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 06:27 PM (xGDj+)

109 Since when did college students drink top-shelf liquor?

The first week of the semester, up until the first Visa bill arrives.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:27 PM (CMlD4)

110 Vendette! Did you see? Timmie's making K-cups now. I got an email saying so. There's a Tim's at Aberdeen Proving Ground, 56-mile round trip for me. Totally worth it. Good evening, Horde! We went to the state fair tonight. Lovely husband went on all the rides with Little and his friend. I drank overpriced draught beer and smiled at them when they went by on whatever ride they happened to be on. Oh! And my annual corn dog! And I have one hell of a caramel apple in the fridge for tomorrow.

Posted by: Gingy's at August 23, 2013 06:28 PM (aH+zP)

111 jean shot of 'shine.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support chelsea the rodeo clown at August 23, 2013 06:28 PM (8JJ6O)

112

My condolences, Jean. 

 

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 06:28 PM (XFvt5)

113 Here is some beefcake
http://tinyurl.com/m5u6xpg

For AlextheChick, something to snack on while watching TV.  Alas no Ghost Shark tonight.
http://tinyurl.com/kse9ooh

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:28 PM (0EcBv)

114 He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two. Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4) cheers!

Posted by: the jackwagon - EDL bro at August 23, 2013 06:29 PM (DWF95)

115 Salut Jean.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:29 PM (0EcBv)

116 Sorry about your uncle Jean

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 06:29 PM (xGDj+)

117

Since when did college students drink top-shelf liquor?

 

Depends on how hot she is.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 06:29 PM (XFvt5)

118 Thanks all, he lived good - despite having VA operations every five years or so his entire life.  Went fishing (and drinking) two weeks ago, died content.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:30 PM (CMlD4)

119 For MWR when she breaks cover:

http://cheezburger.com/53852673

It's all about the trampolines....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 23, 2013 06:30 PM (lxD2I)

120

Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two.


Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4)

 

****

 

Sorry for your loss, Jean.  I'll take a drink in his honor.  

 

Unfortunately, if I drink too much I'll have to fight my own Battle of the Bulge!  To Jean's uncle

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:30 PM (pxDth)

121 I'll drink to him with what I've got.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 23, 2013 06:30 PM (ZshNr)

122 Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (mNDKP) Thanks, it is not time critical, but I will touch base!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:30 PM (XdnQT)

123 Crap, kids are up.  Gotta go.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:31 PM (CMlD4)

124 "Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM"


May his memory be eternal.  *raises glass*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 23, 2013 06:31 PM (lxD2I)

125 Vendette! Did you see? Timmie's making K-cups now. I got an email saying so. There's a Tim's at Aberdeen Proving Ground, 56-mile round trip for me. Totally worth it. Posted by: Gingy's at August 23, 2013 10:28 PM (aH+zP) One K-cup may not be enough for him to function, alas. But I must look into it.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:31 PM (mNDKP)

126 Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4) Back to the wine for me in his honor. God bless your uncle and his family. Wish we had many more men like him today!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 06:32 PM (XdnQT)

127 *shivs the back of your knee* Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:26 PM (Gk3SS) Eh, they're fucked anyway. Not a stellar athlete and I spent a good portion of my life forcing my body to physically act at a level it was never made to act at. Coaches have this sadistic idea that pitchers are track stars. Bad athlete + miles and miles and miles of running = fucked up feet, ankles, knees, hips and back. Btw, was it you that mentioned Age of Dinosaurs?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

128 Trying to get them sleeping on a school schedule - moms working, and dad drinking Manhattans -- so I might be back later.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 06:33 PM (CMlD4)

129 Jean, my husband just hoisted a cup from the family room.

And let's all hoist one to poor Shorty, who was beat to death by Obama's two sons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:33 PM (lVPtV)

130 I'm thinking a Moron Meet-Up at YVBC soon.



Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 06:33 PM (yh0zB)

131 We have the insert which allows you to use your own coffee. And I have coarse ground for French Press. Nom nom nom

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 06:33 PM (aH+zP)

132 Have the missiles started to fall in Syria yet?... **** Don't know but the bullets are flying in Chicago and L.A.

Posted by: Beto at August 23, 2013 06:33 PM (MhA4j)

133 Thanks, it is not time critical, but I will touch base! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:30 PM (XdnQT) If it's not time critical, its going to be a big can and it will cost you $20.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:34 PM (mNDKP)

134 Thoughts and prayers Jean.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

135 Hrothgar, about the only downside on those doctors is.  Their brains might be ca-ca already so just introducing a new culture of SSDD.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:35 PM (0EcBv)

136 Wish we had many more men like him today!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:32 PM (XdnQT)




We do.  They're just outnumbered by the LIVs and FSA.  Hipsters rule this Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

137 May your uncle rest in peace, Jean.
They aren't making any more WW II vets, either.

Posted by: Chelsea, the moron formerly known as Cretin at August 23, 2013 06:35 PM (jYZuY)

138 Every time this comes up, I wonder where those teachers were when I was in High School.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

139

And let's all hoist one to poor Shorty, who was beat to death by Obama's two sons.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 10:33 PM (lVPtV)

 

*****


I'm a pretty crusty old fart, not many tears from me after seeing all the bad things I've seen in my career, but that story on the news tonight brought a tear to my eye. 


"Skoal, Shorty!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:35 PM (pxDth)

140 No shit. The first of the students are starting to trickle into The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor, I saw a bunch of them whilst in the store on my way home from work. Since when did college students drink top-shelf liquor? Jeebus, I could buy three bottles (1.75 liter bottles, thankyouverymuch) of Val-U-Rite (and a tin of Copenhagen) for what they were payin' for a fifth of hoity-toity booze.

Note: the spell-checker does not like "hoity-toity". I'm goin' with it, anyway. That's just how I roll. Posted by: ChelseaJackson and Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 10:23 PM (JMmQ9)

When Boy BFF was in college, he whined at me enough to get me to come down for a weekend.   At that time, he was 22 and I was nearly 30.  I showed up and tossed him my keys with "Presents for you in the trunk."   He went out and started hauling in the boxes of college appropriate booze.   Then I sent him back out to get my bag and the tiny little box in the back seat that contained my alcohol for the weekend.   When one of his housemates whined about why was it they got the cheap stuff,  I replied "I'm old and I have a job.   I don't have to drink that shit."


That was the same weekend that another of his housemates picked up the water glass next to me and took a gulp.   That's when he found out that wasn't water.


Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 06:35 PM (Gk3SS)

141 So did the Holocaust denier make over to this thread?

Posted by: Iowa Chelsea at August 23, 2013 06:36 PM (CNfUp)

142 Darnit only got 3 out five on the crime quiz

Posted by: Borg 3of5 Collective at August 23, 2013 06:36 PM (nkPV9)

143 I have a Weimaraner that hates the water.  When you throw something in the water she will look at you like... "Well, you threw it in there, now go get it dumb ass" kind of way.  Only very rarely will she go in for a dip. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 23, 2013 06:36 PM (jucos)

144

Have the missiles started to fall in Syria yet?...

 

Nothing yet.

Posted by: Syrian Aspirin Factory Worker at August 23, 2013 06:36 PM (XFvt5)

145 The Ohio Spanish teacher's favorite phrase:
 
Si si pudenda. En fuego.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2013 06:36 PM (cHZB7)

146 My first wet dream featured my hottie 8th grade english teacher, 1969.

Posted by: in the confessional at August 23, 2013 06:37 PM (39lEh)

147

Here's to your Uncle, Jean. May he rest in peace and be with you in your memory for the rest of your days. The US owes that man and his fellows a debt of gratitude.

 

*raises a scotch, and tips the hat*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 06:37 PM (Os+6p)

148 When one of his housemates whined about why was it they got the cheap stuff, I replied "I'm old and I have a job. I don't have to drink that shit." Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:35 PM (Gk3SS) Wait a minute. You brought them free booze, BOXES of free booze and they complained? The fuck???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

149 144
Have the missiles started to fall in Syria yet?...



Fore!  Dammit.  In the rough again.  Shit.

Posted by: Preznit Obumblefuck at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (lVPtV)

150 I had a First Sgt. who claimed he had not washed his coffee cup in 15 years. I believe it, it looked like the inside of a well-seasoned tobacco pipe. A buddy of mine told me that one of the first things he did after securing an LZ in VN was see to it that the coffee brewer was dropped in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

151 Have the missiles started to fall in Syria yet?...

Has the baby milk factory checked in yet?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (0EcBv)

152 to shorty.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support chelsea the rodeo clown at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (8JJ6O)

153 Jean, here's to your Uncle.   *toasts*

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (Gk3SS)

154 146 My first wet dream featured my hottie 8th grade english teacher, 1969.

Posted by: in the confessional at August 23, 2013 10:37 PM (39lEh)


heh heh heh He said 69 heh heh heh

Posted by: Beavis at August 23, 2013 06:38 PM (MnSla)

155 Condolences, Jean. Shot taken, with the extra (several) lined up for the night-cap. We're all sitting here, fat, drunk, and stupid (metaphorically speaking), and not speaking German, because Jean's uncle answered the call. He did what he did (as in, save the free world), only to see what we've devolved to. Peace be upon him (I say non-sarcastically) as he takes his place at the right hand...

Posted by: ChelseaJackson & Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 06:39 PM (JMmQ9)

156 AlextheChick, I hope he choked to death...  the nerve of some.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:39 PM (0EcBv)

157 I wept over Shorty today.  I mean, cried like a damned baby. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:39 PM (lVPtV)

158

Fore! Dammit. In the rough again. Shit.


Posted by: Preznit Obumblefuck at August 23, 2013 10:38 PM (lVPtV)

 

*****

 

He probably shaves so many strokes off his final scorecard that  I'll bet he  yells "Three".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:39 PM (pxDth)

159 We also had a Lab that would retrieve rocks if they weren't too deep; about two feet or so. He had one rock that was the size of a bowling ball. He figured out that he could roll it over with his front feet, pulling it toward him, toward shallow water. It was just enough irregular shape he could get his jaws around it and pick it up. Broke a tooth doing it. He'd bring it up to you and drop it on your feet, if you weren't watching.

Posted by: Foggy Mountain Breakdown at August 23, 2013 06:40 PM (gqRDV)

160 BB has some interesting things tonight. Did anyone see that a man form DHS has video on You Tube calling TFG a “mulatto faggot?” I did not watch video but it was worth a good laugh. They didn’t take his website down yet, which indicates to me he must be a dem.

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:40 PM (z4WKX)

161 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 10:39 PM (pxDth)

I LOLed

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 23, 2013 06:40 PM (MnSla)

162 to Jeans uncle, and Shorty, and men like them

Posted by: thunderb at August 23, 2013 06:40 PM (zOTsN)

163 If Gaylord Focker does waste a few missiles on Syria, I guess we can ask the leftards a simple question, "I thought you said this guy was smarter than Bush."

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 06:41 PM (0EcBv)

164 Wait a minute. You brought them free booze, BOXES of free booze and they complained? ---------- Damn straight. I don't care if its boxes of Taaka, if its free I'll take it with gratitude.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2013 06:41 PM (Aif/5)

165 AtC, your benevolence is incomparable. Meanwhile, the Nationals really want to lose.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:41 PM (mNDKP)

166 I was listening to Beck this morning (I know) and they were mocking the fact that Preznit Stumblefuck has announced he's going to take out Gadahn the American via drone.

Remember the bit they did on that nitwit?  It was hilarious.  Beck was begging TFG not to kill him.

Made me laugh for the first time in a while.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:42 PM (lVPtV)

167 IÂ’ll hold up my glass as a toast to Shorty, now!

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:42 PM (z4WKX)

168 Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM (EYfcP)




Nothing for me tonight, car show tomorrow so I have to be up and on the road by 7 AM.





Had an uncle pass away today, WW2 vet, wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. He'd appreciate everyone taking an extra shot of stiff whiskey or two.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 10:25 PM (CMlD4)




Gen G. E. Patton said it is wrong to mourn that such a man has passed, rather we should celebrate that he lived. Unfortunately the drink will have to be virtual. 



Well done soldier. Carry on.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 06:43 PM (yh0zB)

169 Could the other gender be "French"?

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 23, 2013 06:43 PM (edmTQ)

170 Jean- A hearty toast to your Uncle. Thanks for letting us help send him off.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

171 g'night folks

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 23, 2013 06:45 PM (MnSla)

172 Ah Mixology.  The perfect iPhone App.  Made myself a Blue Lagoon.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 06:45 PM (LI48c)

173

I have to work tomorrow so I'll be going easy on the booze tonight so its Yuengling Light.


Whoever posted that gingers link, God bless you!

Posted by: puddleglum at August 23, 2013 06:45 PM (6Exss)

174 I had a First Sgt. who claimed he had not washed his coffee cup in 15 years.

My aunt was one of the first two women ever employed at a local oil refinery. She started out in the crew that basically did whatever needed doing like cut the grass, pick up trash, newbie stuff.  She made the mistake of cleaning up the break room and washing the coffee pot.  You would have thought she had pissed in the thing, the old crusty farts were so aggrieved.  She washed off all of the "seasoning." 

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:46 PM (WmLrU)

175 Later, Joe Fat!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:46 PM (pxDth)

176 Another AoS First I'm standing here commenting from the middle of Runway 15/33.

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 06:46 PM (FXEZ4)

177 To think that Shorty survived a month on Okinawa, shot in the leg, comes home, serves others, and is beaten to death by two Trayvons armed with heavy flashlights.

No way can I wrap my mind around these sub-humans.  Baby shot between the eyes, three black teens beat a white teen nearly to death on a school bus, three black (or whatever) thugs gun down a white young man on the street.

And Obama, Oprah, Jackson, Sharpton and the other race-baiters are all...crickets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:47 PM (lVPtV)

178 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 10:43 PM (yh0zB) I read threads from earlier today but could not post, so I'd like to say now that I met GGE at the NoVaMoMee and he was great.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:47 PM (mNDKP)

179 Thx, GGE I just saw your comment over at my blog. Will adjust accordingly Thanks again

Posted by: ChelseaJackson & Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

180 Posted by: Jane DÂ’oh at August 23, 2013 10:42 PM (lVPtV) Jane, I love BeckÂ’s radio show because he is hysterically funny and has a sense of humor. The three of them have an infectious laugh. Pat, Stu and Beck are funny together. Beck over promises and I only watched television show once or twice but radio is great.

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 06:47 PM (z4WKX)

181 Another AoS First

I'm standing here commenting from the middle of Runway 15/33.

Posted by: soothsayer
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Picture

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

182 The Primary of Cults ObamaÂ’s cult of personality is well known, with children praising him a lightbringer and savior, or even praying directly to him. But will cult-like politics end when Obama leaves office? If the current campaign to replace Obama and become the Democratic nominee is any sign, then the answer is no. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3046

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 23, 2013 06:48 PM (gwDMH)

183 Posted by: soothsayer
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Picture

Oh..., and, duck!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

184 Made myself a Blue Lagoon.

Did you use blue curacao?  I can't find that stuff anywhere.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:48 PM (WmLrU)

185 I was listening to Beck this morning (I know) and they were mocking the fact that Preznit Stumblefuck has announced he's going to take out Gadahn the American via drone.

***

Gadahn is no longer American.  Thus, I have no problem with taking him out.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 23, 2013 06:49 PM (WMsq+)

186 Just found this little insightful gem from George Carlin: George Carlin's wife died early in 2008 and George followed her, dying in July 2008. It is ironic George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent and so very appropriate. An observation by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete. Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away. George Carlin

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 23, 2013 06:49 PM (RLdcX)

187 m standing here commenting from the middle of Runway 15/33. Posted by: soothsayer ---------------------------- I gotta fly up there to pick up Road Jr in two weeks. Nice view once you lift off. Wait. Your standing in the runway?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 06:49 PM (4Mv1T)

188 177 To think that Shorty survived a month on Okinawa, shot in the leg, comes home, serves others, and is beaten to death by two Trayvons armed with heavy flashlights.

No way can I wrap my mind around these sub-humans. Baby shot between the eyes, three black teens beat a white teen nearly to death on a school bus, three black (or whatever) thugs gun down a white young man on the street.

And Obama, Oprah, Jackson, Sharpton and the other race-baiters are all...crickets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 10:47 PM (lVPtV)



Hey! I'm Frowning Upon It! What the hell do you want?

Posted by: The Reverend Jesse Jackson at August 23, 2013 06:49 PM (39lEh)

189

Could the other gender be "French"?

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 23, 2013 10:43 PM (edmTQ)

 

***

 

Hmm, let's see...

 

1. masculine


2. feminine


3. neuter

 

And the judges have made their decision.  Yes, we will accept 'French' as an alternate usage for 'neuter'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:50 PM (pxDth)

190 And Obama, Oprah, Jackson, Sharpton and the other race-baiters are all...crickets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 10:47 PM (lVPtV)


Obama is proud of the work his peeps are doing, rising up in rebellion against their white oppressors. Obama has declared open season on polar bears, and everyone who speaks ghetto patois understand it.

Posted by: Foggy Mountain Breakdown at August 23, 2013 06:50 PM (gqRDV)

191 184. I found it in the Spanish food section of Stop & Shop.

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 06:50 PM (xGDj+)

192 Evening, fappers!

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 06:50 PM (ZFinx)

193 That alcohol chart has a glaring error. A Harvey Wallbanger is made with vodka not whiskey. It was THE cocktail of the 70's and I've drunk more of them than I care to remember.

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2013 06:50 PM (M/TDA)

194 184 Made myself a Blue Lagoon.

Did you use blue curacao? I can't find that stuff anywhere.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 10:48 PM (WmLrU)

 

Yep.  Really?  You can't find it?  Do you look in actual liquor stores?

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 06:50 PM (LI48c)

195 Wait a minute. You brought them free booze, BOXES of free booze and they complained?

The fuck??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 10:38 PM (GEICT)


Just the one guy who was Mr. Oh So Charming and who thought that he was doing me a favor by flirting with me so of course I would share my Jameson's with him.   He was wrong.  


Heh.  It was actually something like three or four boxes of booze.   Boy BFF was banging this really really hot but super annoying chick who made the mistake of whinging at me that omg he drank too much.   I tried to explain to her that I had been married to a problem drinker well on his way to being an alcoholic and I could assure her that no, no, he didn't.   He called me up a couple hours before I came down in a rage because they'd had a fight and she poured all his booze down the drain and they were having a party that night.   I told him not to worry about it and dropped something like $200 to replenish his stock.  


Needless to say, his housemates viewed me as something of a lesser deity. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 06:51 PM (Gk3SS)

196 186. beautiful

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 06:51 PM (xGDj+)

197 Do you look in actual liquor stores?

I do.  I must be in a dead zone for it.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 06:52 PM (WmLrU)

198 Hey, the DHS goon, who is black and has the race war website, claiming that whites need to be exterminated for the black race to live?  Remember that?  Oh, it's only on Fox. 

He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS.  Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave."

Age of Obama. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:53 PM (lVPtV)

199 Hey! I'm Frowning Upon It! What the hell do you want? Posted by: The Reverend Jesse Jackson at August 23, 2013 10:49 PM (39lEh) Everyone, and I mean *everyone* understood exactly what Jesse Jackson meant when he sent that message.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 23, 2013 06:53 PM (qyfb5)

200 Needless to say, his housemates viewed me as something of a lesser deity. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:51 PM (Gk3SS) Lesser? A lesser diety? Fucking disrespectful pikers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

201 Needless to say, his housemates viewed me as something of a lesser deity. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:51 PM (Gk3SS) This establishment would likely view you as a lesser deity.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:54 PM (mNDKP)

202 What's up DC? How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

203

I do. I must be in a dead zone for it.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2013 10:52 PM (WmLrU)

 

 

Must be, because I really don't have trouble finding it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 06:54 PM (LI48c)

204  Don't get between me and my coffee.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at August 23, 2013 06:55 PM (klGLB)

205

Hey, the DHS goon, who is black and has the race war website, claiming that whites need to be exterminated for the black race to live? Remember that? Oh, it's only on Fox.

He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS. Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave."

 

 

show of hands if you think he pilfered quite a bit of said guns and ammo

Posted by: thunderb at August 23, 2013 06:55 PM (zOTsN)

206 Since I'm around, I'd like to thank everyone who has sent a prayer or two heavenward on behalf of the SO this past week. I really appreciate it.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 06:56 PM (mNDKP)

207 205
Hey, the DHS goon, who is black and has the race war website, claiming that whites need to be exterminated for the black race to live? Remember that? Oh, it's only on Fox.

He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS. Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave."



show of hands if you think he pilfered quite a bit of said guns and ammo

Posted by: thunderb at August 23, 2013 10:55 PM (zOTsN)



*waves both hands wildly*  *slugs down wine to dull the pain*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 06:56 PM (lVPtV)

208 201 Needless to say, his housemates viewed me as something of a lesser deity. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 10:51 PM (Gk3SS) This establishment would likely view you as a lesser deity. Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:54 PM (mNDKP) --- Like the Veruca Gnome or Bilious, God of Hangovers?

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 06:57 PM (aH+zP)

209 *He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS. Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave." Yep, it's the Gov't way.

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 06:57 PM (Dsds2)

210 53 Goood EveningHorde! what is everyone drinking!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2013 10:10 PM (EYfcP)

Cheap red wine!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 10:18 PM (XdnQT)

 

 

Ditto here, Oak leak Merlot from Walmart, LOL.  I like.

Posted by: The Farmer at August 23, 2013 06:58 PM (eBupg)

211 forget it Jane, its Obamatown

Posted by: thunderb at August 23, 2013 06:58 PM (zOTsN)

212

Oh, and by the way, it is impossible to get four  out of five   right on a "five-for-five" match like that crime quiz.   I was seeing if anyone would notice.

 


Just for the record- I got zero out of five right.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 06:58 PM (pxDth)

213

*He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS. Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave."

Yep, it's the Gov't way.

 

__   _ _ _ _   _  _ _  _  _

 

 

By next week he'll be promoted.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 23, 2013 06:58 PM (1Y+hH)

214 Hello, Horde.  Just got through watching a PBS documentary about Johnny Carson.  He was truly the Greatest of All Time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 06:59 PM (lq3Ak)

215 Yup. Theyre using Runway 22 while we put new lights in. No we're not changing light bulbs. These are new lights that are almost flush with the pavement so you can run them over.

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 06:59 PM (FXEZ4)

216 Can anyone tell me the artist/title of the opening music for the Ricochet GLoP Culture podcast?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at August 23, 2013 06:59 PM (m0h0I)

217 'Bilious, God of Hangovers? Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 10:57 PM'

That's the Oh God of Hangovers, thank you very much.

Posted by: Bilious at August 23, 2013 07:00 PM (lxD2I)

218 Like the Veruca Gnome or Bilious, God of Hangovers? Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 10:57 PM (aH+zP) I'd say the Muse of Dance, Terpischore.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:00 PM (mNDKP)

219 Just got through watching a PBS documentary about Johnny Carson. He was truly the Greatest of All Time.

***

This x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 23, 2013 07:00 PM (WMsq+)

220 Posted by: Ma Bell at August 23, 2013 10:49 PM (RLdcX) Ma Bell, that was by George Carlin? I would never have guessed. I remember his 7 words you can never say on television. I believe it was 7. Now if I could remember them half are probably said on network television.

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 07:00 PM (z4WKX)

221 Can anyone tell me the artist/title of the opening music for the Ricochet GLoP Culture podcast? Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Hotei. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Rgwqa3c0o

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 23, 2013 07:01 PM (JSBVZ)

222 217 'Bilious, God of Hangovers? Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 10:57 PM' That's the Oh God of Hangovers, thank you very much. Posted by: Bilious at August 23, 2013 11:00 PM (lxD2I) --- <3

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 07:01 PM (aH+zP)

223 Since I'm around, I'd like to thank everyone who has sent a prayer or two heavenward on behalf of the SO this past week. I really appreciate it. Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:56 PM (mNDKP) Forgive me V, I didn't realize this was an issue. A prayer from me (of questionable value, I fear) will be on its way tonight!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 07:01 PM (XdnQT)

224 Shit, piss, fuck, c*nt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 23, 2013 07:01 PM (WMsq+)

225 My husband has lost 25 lbs.  He no longer snores!  It's a freaking miracle.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 07:02 PM (lVPtV)

226 And in a later bit he added fart, turd, and twat.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 23, 2013 07:02 PM (WMsq+)

227 The Queen of Alextopia and of all else she can survey  ..  a lesser deity..  wait a minute  I know who is sleeping outside the walls now...  boy oh boy.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:02 PM (0EcBv)

228 Ma Bell, that was by George Carlin? I would never have guessed. No, a bitter misanthrope like Carlin couldn't write that. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 23, 2013 07:03 PM (JSBVZ)

229 He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS. Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave." Age of Obama. Posted by: Jane D’oh at August 23, 2013 10:53 PM (lVPtV) He’s on “paid leave” like Lois Lerner? It must be nice to have govt job, and we’re paying for these lowlifes? Jane any update on phone scam with that Japanese and your son? The Jag officer should tell the Japanese govt to F off and we’ll leave. They are not a threat to us.

Posted by: CarolT at August 23, 2013 07:03 PM (z4WKX)

230 Forgive me V, I didn't realize this was an issue. A prayer from me (of questionable value, I fear) will be on its way tonight! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 11:01 PM (XdnQT) Thanks! It's been a horrible week for him.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:03 PM (mNDKP)

231 George Carlin got bitter near the end. Not to mention his "I'm only going to call Bush 'Governor Bush' shtick" was pretty pathetic. That being said, Carlin's 90's rant about environmentalist retards is wonderful.

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 07:03 PM (Dsds2)

232 Off to bed with my no longer snoring love muffin.  Have fun, 'rons and pervs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 07:04 PM (lVPtV)

233 Hello everyone. I haven't been around much lately due to my empolyer expecting me to work for my pay. Closed minded I agree... I grew up in a neighborhood that was 50% black, 25% white, and 25% hispanic. Seeing as how I was as white looking as obama is, I was on the receiving end of much racism from blacks. I even witnessed them teaching their kids that bad things that happened to them was because they are black. It is no surprise that we are seeing young impressionable black males attacking whites strictly for issues of race.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at August 23, 2013 07:04 PM (UpdMQ)

234 Johnny Carson on Night Court.
http://youtu.be/kZjEx8ClvsA

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:04 PM (0EcBv)

235 *He's also in charge of buying all the ammo and weapons for DHS. Well, as of this evening, he's on "paid leave." Yep, it's the Gov't way. Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 10:57 PM I believe I touched on this earlier: http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=342769#c21073479 It's all starting to come together. Gird your loins.

Posted by: ChelseaJackson & Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 07:04 PM (JMmQ9)

236 The Queen of Alextopia and of all else she can survey .. a lesser deity.. wait a minute I know who is sleeping outside the walls now... boy oh boy. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 11:02 PM (0EcBv) Bannion and I bought the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness. I feel confident in my station in Alextopia.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:05 PM (mNDKP)

237 Hey, BC. Catching up on Top Shot. Also, booze. Brand new restaurant in Towson served us a really good meal tonight. You? Other than your fancy new blog that you don't have?

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 07:05 PM (ZFinx)

238 Lesser? A lesser diety?

Fucking disrespectful pikers. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 10:53 PM (GEICT)


Eh, idiot college guys, what are you going to do? 

It was worth it to watch them try to run game and just laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 07:06 PM (Gk3SS)

239 220. My husband played the George carlin "football versus baseball" thingie for the kids recently. They loved it!! And after the patriots performance last night, number 3 child said "they're playing like a bunch of George Carlin baseball players!"

Posted by: Matt Damom at August 23, 2013 07:06 PM (xGDj+)

240

 

I......I got a line......I got a line   on you babe

 

 

 

Singing part I need to have ready by tomorrow.

 

 

At least I have the words memorized.

 

 

Trivia: Who played in the band that cut this record and also played in the Doobie Bros?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 23, 2013 07:06 PM (1Y+hH)

241

Tillikum-  long time no squid! 

 

 

I was rocking the   "Shamu Muldoon" sock yesterday-  hope you're not offended.

Posted by: Shamu Muldoon at August 23, 2013 07:06 PM (pxDth)

242 Off to bed with my no longer snoring love muffin. Have fun, 'rons and pervs. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2013 11:04 PM (lVPtV) Good night, Jane! Congrats on the non-snoring love muffin!

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:06 PM (mNDKP)

243 Bannion and I bought the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness. I feel confident in my station in Alextopia. Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 11:05 PM (mNDKP)


As well you should. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 07:08 PM (Gk3SS)

244 Slow room for a Friday night.

Posted by: Shamu Muldoon at August 23, 2013 07:09 PM (pxDth)

245 Shit, piss, fuck, c*nt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Posted by: cool arrow at August 23, 2013 11:01 PM "...and "tits" doesn't even belong on that list." just trying to keep up with the Geo.Carlin reference. Don't tase me, bro

Posted by: ChelseaJackson & Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)

246 237 Hey, BC. Catching up on Top Shot. Also, booze. Brand new restaurant in Towson served us a really good meal tonight. You? Other than your fancy new blog that you don't have? Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 11:05 PM (ZFinx) Lol. Hanging in there. The drunken midgets were sick, but better now. Of course, they gave it to the wife who's now sick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)

247  244 Slow room for a Friday night   Tell me about it. I can't even get a rise to a music   trivia   question.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 23, 2013 07:10 PM (1Y+hH)

248 It was worth it to watch them try to run game and just laugh and laugh and laugh. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 11:06 PM (Gk3SS) Be honest, the really really hot but annoying had a better chance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

249 Kitteh home field advantage?

How well does the home team play with a cat on the field?

http://tinyurl.com/kj7geyr

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 07:11 PM (/9IC1)

250 I read threads from earlier today but could not post, so I'd like to say now that I met GGE at the NoVaMoMee and he was great.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 10:47 PM (mNDKP)



aw shucks *blushes*




Lesser? A lesser diety?

Fucking disrespectful pikers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 10:53 PM (GEICT)



Indeed. The nerve. I hope they survived the smiting so that they could suffer longer.


And now I must be off, early morning tomorrow followed by a long day. If any Charlotte area 'roonz or 'roonettez are looking for something to do tomorrow evening there is a cruise in Lincolnton NC from 5PM to 10PM. Come on out and look for the red 'vert Mustang.


http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa393/lpcard/Mustangs/100_2200.jpg


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 07:12 PM (yh0zB)

251 Trivia: Who played in the band that cut this record and also played in the Doobie Bros? Posted by: Meremortal at August 23, 2013 11:06 PM Chris Cross?

Posted by: ChelseaJackson & Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

252 247-  Well, that's how it goes sometimes.   Music is not my strong suit.  My wife  knows a lot more about that stuff than I do.

Posted by: Shamu Muldoon at August 23, 2013 07:13 PM (pxDth)

253 Posted by: cool arrow at August 23, 2013 11:00 PM (WMsq+)

He was THE straight-man for a plethora of comedians and made "hosting a guest" an idea that continues to this day.

He had timing, rhythm and above-all, common sense.  He let the guests shine or fail on their own strengths and weaknesses.

...Three divorces and multiple affairs keep me from nominating him for ALL-DUDE, but he was a magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:14 PM (lq3Ak)

254 Be honest, the really really hot but annoying had a better chance. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 11:11 PM (GEICT)


Nah, she was too annoying.   Seriously, she was one of those omg we've spent two days together this is Serious chicks.   I was sure she was going to give him a nice little bunny on the stove. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 07:14 PM (Gk3SS)

255 Sure celebrate the German Mayor for being sexy while dumping all over me!

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at August 23, 2013 07:14 PM (Pr6hk)

256 I......I got a line......I got a line on you babe Singing part I need to have ready by tomorrow. At least I have the words memorized. Trivia: Who played in the band that cut this record and also played in the Doobie Bros? Posted by: Meremortal ------------------------------ I had the 8 track for Spirit above. 8 tracks were sorta short on liner notes. So I got nothin'.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

257
  Good evening, good people.  Sparkly nice day here today.

    Didn't read the comments (again), anything worthy of perusing?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2013 07:14 PM (SAMxH)

258 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 11:12 PM (yh0zB) At the NoVaMoMee, he wore a shirt that had, "Make me a Sandwich" on it. (Although it may have been phrased a bit differently) I enjoyed talking to him. He's a great guy.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:15 PM (mNDKP)

259 Sock off-  off to bed.  Later all.  Endeavorate to perseverate!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2013 07:15 PM (pxDth)

260 Da BEARS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 07:15 PM (djLPp)

261 Obama has declared open season on polar bears

I thought he was against global warming?

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at August 23, 2013 07:16 PM (9F2c1)

262 Nah, she was too annoying. Seriously, she was one of those omg we've spent two days together this is Serious chicks. I was sure she was going to give him a nice little bunny on the stove. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 11:14 PM (Gk3SS) Oh shit. I...may have some experience there. Entirely my fault for....encouragement....but damn. Get a grip.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

263 *puts on nice thick pair of corduroy trousers* *sets half-skim, half-soy, double-decaf Starbuck's Venti Latte next to computer* Hi-ho, fellow computer jockeys! What say we discuss that great, new, upcoming Batman/Superman movie? Sounds super! Heh. Pun intended!

Posted by: Ben Affleck ruining the ONT at August 23, 2013 07:16 PM (ZR4Xh)

264 Da BEARS!!!!!!!! Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 11:15 PM (djLPp) Hope springs eternal in the preseason.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:16 PM (mNDKP)

265 Ok, caught up on Top Shot. I've kinda been missing you idiots. Stupid grown up responsibilities.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 07:18 PM (ZFinx)

266 Glad to see you DC. How's Cougar?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

267 "Didn't read the comments (again), anything worthy of perusing?"Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2013 11:14 PM (SAMxH)

Nope.  Read the last three comments and begin anew...lol.



Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:19 PM (lq3Ak)

268 233 It is no surprise that we are seeing young impressionable black males attacking whites strictly for issues of race.

No doubt. But I don't want to fall into the trap of the Left, and think that these murders were especially bad because whites were the victims. Bottom line was these kids were willing to kill a person who never did them any harm. That's depravity. It's not a race thing, at the root. It's the ultimate rejection of what it means to be a civilized human being, and it's disgusting beyond any words I have to describe.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 07:19 PM (bKA83)

269 Another AoS First
I'm standing here commenting from the middle of Runway 15/33
I thought the horde knew all about landing strips?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 23, 2013 07:20 PM (joFbZ)

270 Holy shit. AtC, Age of Dinosaurs? That was you right? Watching it on Netflix right now. It's kind of awesome. Take Jurassic Park, set it in downtown LA and make it way more bloody and gruesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)

271 Hello, irongrampa!

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:21 PM (mNDKP)

272 265 Ok, caught up on Top Shot. I've kinda been missing you idiots. Stupid grown up responsibilities.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 11:18 PM (ZFinx)

 

Its been downhill since the hot chick lost.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 07:21 PM (LI48c)

273 YES!!! Someone else uses the "boil your bunny" reference! (as in "I believe she'd be the kind to boil your bunny.") Most times I get a blank look, and it just isn't worth it to explain.


And now I'm really leaving. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 07:21 PM (yh0zB)

274 265  we gave up on it after the hot little chick lost out

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 07:21 PM (djLPp)

275 g'night jane.

vodka  and grapefruit juice.

at this rate i'll be drunk in 5 more minutes

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:22 PM (nqBYe)

276 273 YES!!! Someone else uses the "boil your bunny" reference! (as in "I believe she'd be the kind to boil your bunny.") Most times I get a blank look, and it just isn't worth it to explain.

Gee, I thought it was universal. "She seems like a bunny-boiler" should be in every prepared male's lexicon.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 07:22 PM (bKA83)

277  @ 221 [Waterhouse] -- Thank you! That's been bugging the hell out of me since the podcast was still in black n' white.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at August 23, 2013 07:22 PM (m0h0I)

278 >>>Hope springs eternal in the preseason Wait, you're a Redskins fan, right? Ms. Pot, please leave Mr. kettle alone.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 07:22 PM (ZFinx)

279

I thought the horde knew all about landing strips?

 

 

I've been trying to keep them caught up...

but the jungle grows back so quickly.  It seems like it gets thicker every time, too.

Posted by: Chelsea Obama's Landing Strip at August 23, 2013 07:23 PM (XFvt5)

280 at this rate i'll be drunk in 5 more minutes

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 11:22 PM (nqBYe)




*checks watch*



y'know I could just...



no dammit, I'm really really going this time. And I mean it!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 07:23 PM (yh0zB)

281 Wait, you're a Redskins fan, right? Ms. Pot, please leave Mr. kettle alone. Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 11:22 PM (ZFinx) Um, no.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:24 PM (mNDKP)

282 >>>How's Cougar? Still preying on younger men. Well, one younger man.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 07:24 PM (ZFinx)

283 It seems like it gets thicker every time, too.
Like Oprah's fro in the new movie that I'm not willing to name.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 23, 2013 07:24 PM (joFbZ)

284 That German babe only gets a 5 for that dive into the water..., pretty sloppy. Nice boobehs, though. Can't have it all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

285 You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:25 PM (8sCoq)

286 no dammit, I'm really really going this time. And I mean it! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2013 11:23 PM (yh0zB) Rockabye, GGE, on the treetop.......

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:25 PM (mNDKP)

287   
    Football on tonite, Green Bay and Seattle.  Can't seem to stay interested enough to watch--a highly unusual occurrence.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2013 07:25 PM (SAMxH)

288 No doubt. But I don't want to fall into the trap of the Left, and think that these murders were especially bad because whites were the victims. Bottom line was these kids were willing to kill a person who never did them any harm. That's depravity. It's not a race thing, at the root. It's the ultimate rejection of what it means to be a civilized human being, and it's disgusting beyond any words I have to describe.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 11:19 PM (bKA83)


good post , but i don't believe the race baiting and striking hate/fear  into the hearts of youth for the last 5+ years has helped.

i mean when we have media running they hate you because your ___.

and you have the vice president  say they want to put you in chains. and Obama saying half the country are enemies.. well we have a problem.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:26 PM (nqBYe)

289 Holy shit.

AtC, Age of Dinosaurs?

That was you right?

Watching it on Netflix right now. It's kind of awesome. Take Jurassic Park, set it in downtown LA and make it way more bloody and gruesome. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)


The Treat Williams one?   *scurries*   Oh and yes, that was me.

*nosepresses*   Is there a real JP4 trailer yet?   How about now?   Annnnd now?

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 07:26 PM (Gk3SS)

290 287 Football on tonite, Green Bay and Seattle. Can't seem to stay interested enough to watch--a highly unusual occurrence.

Sometimes a football game just sucks. I don't know why, but it happens.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 07:26 PM (bKA83)

291 Jones in CO, post those Markie Post pictures again?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:26 PM (0EcBv)

292 Hope springs eternal in the preseason.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 11:16 PM (mNDKP

 

And after the first game for half the teams.  Remember last year the Jets put up like 40 points on the Bills in the first regular season game.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 07:26 PM (LI48c)

293 GGE, slips off sandals. who knows  what's next!

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:27 PM (nqBYe)

294

line looks great now

cutler targeting Bennett and Jefferies

healthy forte

 

easy superbowl appearance

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 07:27 PM (djLPp)

295 The Treat Williams one? *scurries* Oh and yes, that was me. Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 11:26 PM (Gk3SS) Yes, and holy shitballs is he bad. You know the Star Trek collision scenes everyone makes fun of? Oscar worthy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)

296 I'm going outside to start a fire.  All alone.  By myself.

I'll be drinking Warsteiner, which is my favorite non-lawnmower beer.

You Morons can handle yourselves, as seen as plausible on any given evening.

For those of you who need to get off my lawn:  Knock it off.
For those of you who don't:  Carry on.

-Slapweasel out

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:28 PM (lq3Ak)

297 Treat Williams?  Oh yes Deep Rising
http://youtu.be/J8xD_-Kfg7g

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:28 PM (0EcBv)

298 >Jones in CO, post those Markie Post pictures again?


serious?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:28 PM (8sCoq)

299 "Shit For Brains Medicine" is the best ONT subtitle ever.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at August 23, 2013 07:29 PM (YNK3y)

300 It's the ultimate rejection of what it means to be a civilized human being, and it's disgusting beyond any words I have to describe.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 11:19 PM (bKA83)


This is a critical point.  There are a number of people within our tottering civilization that no longer make even the pretense of being civilized.   Obviously, we need to apologize to them and give them more money!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 07:29 PM (XdnQT)

301 >>>I'm going outside to start a fire. All alone. By myself. Kinda sounds like heaven. Just remember to use the fire pit this time. Last time it burned 2300 acres.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 07:30 PM (ZFinx)

302 Oh, and AtC....Treat's daughter in the movie is nice to look at in a jailbait kinda way. She's actually 21 btw. And a ginger.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)

303 So, *that* was one fucked up movie. . .

I just saw "Antiviral" on Redbox. It's by Cronenberg's son but it's paced and envisoned more like Kubrick's son did it. The horror isn't so much in the crumbling of reality; it's more in the inhumane nature of humanity.

Basically our cult of celebrity has gotten so bad in this future, that people are actually cloning and eating supermodels' protein. Oh yeah,and there's a brisk trade in the diseases they get too.

I spent about the last third of the movie literally hiding behind my chair.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 23, 2013 07:31 PM (d7tB2)

304 Kinda sounds like heaven. Just remember to use the fire pit this time. Last time it burned 2300 acres. Posted by: DC in Towson

Knock it off. 
Somebody watch this guy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:31 PM (lq3Ak)

305 smod is a dallier, and i'm sick of it's mocking me endlessly with hope .

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:32 PM (nqBYe)

306 "Deep Rising'! One of my favorite guilty pleasure movies. Came out this year on blu-ray with another of my favorite guilty pleasure movies - "The Puppet Masters" Hmmm. May be time for a late night double feature.

Posted by: naturalfake the Mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex at August 23, 2013 07:32 PM (ZR4Xh)

307 its*

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:33 PM (nqBYe)

308 305 smod is a dallier, and i'm sick of it's mocking me endlessly with hope .

I am...The Batman (smirks)

Posted by: Ben Affleck at August 23, 2013 07:33 PM (bKA83)

309 Like Oprah's fro in the new movie that I'm not willing to name.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2013 11:24 PM (joFbZ)


Didn't realize until today when a friend emailed my that Hanoi Jane "Bitch" Fonda played Nancy Reagan in this piece of must see straight up racism.  Gave me yet another reason to make sure I will not see this movie ever!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 07:33 PM (XdnQT)

310 Jones in CO, your call.

Boulder Toilet Hobo, there is always the Hugo winning The Girl Who Was Plugged In.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/GWWPI

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:34 PM (0EcBv)

311 >>>Somebody watch this guy. You can watch me do this shot. *slams back shot* *smashes shot glass on counter* *goes to find band-aids for hand*

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 07:34 PM (ZFinx)

312 AtC, a puppeh for you: http://cuteoverload.com/2013/08/23/oh-my-1-0/

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:35 PM (mNDKP)

313 I want thank President Obama for helping me get through another week. Thank You Sir..............

Posted by: LaQuisha Jeantelle Largess' at August 23, 2013 07:35 PM (3Z1wn)

314 309 Didn't realize until today when a friend emailed my that Hanoi Jane "Bitch" Fonda played Nancy Reagan in this piece of must see straight up racism. Gave me yet another reason to make sure I will not see this movie ever!

That seems about as fair as having Ann Coulter play Hillary in the upcoming biopics. Wearing a fat suit with cankles, of course.

Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 07:35 PM (bKA83)

315 So I'm drinking scotch WITH water tonight. Maybe my head won't hurt so much tomorrow. G'night Slap. Jones- The Flounder reference made me laugh. Do it again.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 07:35 PM (4Mv1T)

316 Oh, and AtC....Treat's daughter in the movie is nice to look at in a jailbait kinda way. She's actually 21 btw.

And a ginger. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)


See how I tell you about nice things.


And now I am off.   For pity's sake, try to get the fish guts in the trash can this time.   It was cats everywhere the other night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 23, 2013 07:35 PM (Gk3SS)

317 Hrothgar, That is one of the biggest insults ever, The balls on those freaks. Jane Fonda!

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:35 PM (nqBYe)

318 By the way...  (in closing),...

Is S.M.O.D. an acronym for " 'Something' Meteor of Death"?

I've been trying to figure this out since March.  --Thanks.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:36 PM (lq3Ak)

319

I didn't think it was possible to enjoy not seeing a movie more than I enjoyed not seeing 'Elysium'.  However, not seeing 'The Butler' has made me forget all about not seeing 'Elysium'. 

 

I simply can't wait to not see 'The Butler' again and again.

Posted by: garett at August 23, 2013 07:37 PM (XFvt5)

320 Sweet Meteor Of Death

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:37 PM (GEICT)

321 If this were a serious country, the only roles Fonda should have gotten on return from Nam would have been in those "Women In Prison" movies.

Filmed on location.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 23, 2013 07:37 PM (d7tB2)

322 No doubt. But I don't want to fall into the trap of the Left, and think that these murders were especially bad because whites were the victims. Bottom line was these kids were willing to kill a person who never did them any harm. That's depravity. It's not a race thing, at the root. It's the ultimate rejection of what it means to be a civilized human being, and it's disgusting beyond any words I have to describe. Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2013 11:19 PM (bKA83) To me, their depravity was that they killed an 89 year old man, and then the baby that was shot. That shows that they have no empathy for the defenseless, and being animals, they chose the weakest members of the herd to pick off. If they want respect, go after someone who can defend themselves.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 23, 2013 07:37 PM (BXLPR)

323   sweet meteor of death.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:37 PM (nqBYe)

324 Dayyum fine ONT!

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 07:37 PM (HRmlz)

325 Slappy - I think it's "sweet".

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 07:38 PM (aH+zP)

326 Yeah, until you've seen an A-10 strafe, you ain't seen nuthin'.

-B

Posted by: Brennan at August 23, 2013 07:38 PM (2tc91)

327 I am...The Diddler!

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 23, 2013 07:38 PM (XFvt5)

328 Blue Lagoon. Many, many many years ago, I was dating another Lieutenant. Went over to her house one day. She had something in a glass in her hand. I asked, "What's that?" She looked at it, looked at me, grinned evilly and said, "It's blue." Then we both cracked up over the Mr. Scott reference.

Posted by: Karen at August 23, 2013 07:38 PM (XFTOV)

329 James Woods, one of the few good guys in Hollywood ..

James Woods ‏@RealJamesWoods 22 Aug

#DelbertBelton. Please RT. Don't let him die without anyone caring.
Retweeted by KBDaBear 

One Delbert Belton is worth 1000 Trayvons

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 07:38 PM (/9IC1)

330 Good Night, Tobacco Road.  I'm really glad you're back.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:39 PM (lq3Ak)

331 Apparently, it's, SLOW Meteor of Death

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)

332 *Rips off Neal Diamond* *Sweeeeet Meteor of Death*

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:39 PM (mNDKP)

333
   I intend to live long enough to piss on John Kerry's grave, and as an afterthought, Fonda's.

   Were I unfortunate to actually meet the man I'd spit in his face.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2013 07:39 PM (SAMxH)

334 Were I unfortunate to actually meet the man I'd spit in his face.
Posted by: irongrampa
----------------------

Pretty easy target....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:40 PM (aDwsi)

335 Thanks!  "SWEET" Meteor of Death!  HaHaHAH!

Thanks, guys!

I'm out...

*total static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:40 PM (lq3Ak)

336 All I learned in school was readin', ritin', and 'rithmetic. Clearly I was born too soon.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2013 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

337 Mike Hammer
ha

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:41 PM (nqBYe)

338 Thanks Slap- You set a good standard here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 07:41 PM (4Mv1T)

339 All I learned in school was readin', ritin', and 'rithmetic.

Clearly I was born too soon. Posted by: rickl
-------------

It hardly seems fair...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)

340 Starbucks flashmob planned tomorrow: http://tinyurl.com/memq8xc

the good kind

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 23, 2013 07:42 PM (d7tB2)

341 SuperNova of Death > Sweet Meteor of Death. More complete in its total destruction.

Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 07:42 PM (oH+iI)

342 More complete in its total destruction. Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 11:42 PM (oH+iI) SuperMassive Black Hole laughs at you all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:43 PM (GEICT)

343 326 Yeah, until you've seen an A-10 strafe, you ain't seen nuthin'. -B Posted by: Brennan at August 23, 2013 11:38 PM (2tc91) I used to enjoy watching them fly over my neighborhood all the time, before the local base was closed. I'm glad they didn't strafe me, though.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2013 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

344 SuperNova of Death > Sweet Meteor of Death. More complete in its total destruction. Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 11:42 PM (oH+iI) Beforehand, check to see which one is supported by AtC.

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:44 PM (mNDKP)

345 SNOD > SMOD??  Say it aint so Slo Joe!

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:44 PM (0EcBv)

346 I keep telling myself the uptick in my knowledge of insane murders is that news runs 24/7  it is not More ,or necessarily More insane , but   that we are exposed constantly to the mayhem.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:44 PM (nqBYe)

347 >SuperMassive Black Hole laughs at you all. *whispers* Racist!

Posted by: NAACP at August 23, 2013 07:44 PM (Dsds2)

348 SuperMassive Black Hole laughs at you all. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 11:43 PM (GEICT) SuperMassive Black Hole is stuck in it's position and had it's best days about 10 billion years ago. SuperNova of Death becomes a black hole, sucking every charred remain that suffered the blast. It's the one-two of sweet, sweet destruction.

Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 07:45 PM (oH+iI)

349 Seated upon his porcelain throne, Bilious laughs at your SMBH.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

350 "SuperNova of Death > Sweet Meteor of Death.
More complete in its total destruction." Posted by: CAC

HaHaHa!  I couldn't resist hitting "refresh" one more time!  YOU'd be the first to refute SMOD!  LMAO!

...clearly, there are alternate scenarios to Blue-Ball destruction!

HAH!

...love you guys!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 23, 2013 07:46 PM (lq3Ak)

351 SuperNova of Death becomes a black hole, sucking every charred remain that suffered the blast. It's the one-two of sweet, sweet destruction. Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 11:45 PM (oH+iI) So, what you're saying is that SuperNova of Death aspires to become SuperMassive Black Hole? As it should.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:47 PM (GEICT)

352 SuperMassive Black Hole laughs at you all.

'sup

Posted by: the heat death of the universe at August 23, 2013 07:47 PM (d7tB2)

353

348  SuperNova of Death becomes a black hole, sucking every charred remain that suffered the blast. It's the one-two of sweet, sweet destruction

 

my wife, right?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 07:47 PM (djLPp)

354 349 Seated upon his porcelain throne, Bilious laughs at your SMBH. Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 11:46 PM (aDwsi) --- Oh, God.

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 07:48 PM (aH+zP)

355 Please tell me that Cat Ballou was from before the trip. Or that Lee Marvin playing two roles plus a young JF in blue jeans overrides her being in the movie.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 23, 2013 07:48 PM (L7JQT)

356 OK, I'm out even though it's a Friday night, I gots shits to do tomorrow... tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: ChelseaJackson & Working Families feat. The Middle Class at August 23, 2013 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)

357 Oh, God. Posted by: Gingy
---------------

Hush. Have another drink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

358 So, what you're saying is that SuperNova of Death aspires to become SuperMassive Black Hole? As it should. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 11:47 PM (GEICT) No. It spawns supermassive black hole. ALL black holes form from the self-destruction of supermassive stars in the event we call a supernova. So... there IS no SMBH without SNOD.

Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 07:49 PM (oH+iI)

359 Is it Drunken Fighting night? Because I think I have an appointment. Suddenly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 23, 2013 07:50 PM (qyfb5)

360 I'd rather not. Grandfather doesn't like it.

Posted by: Susan Sto-helit at August 23, 2013 07:50 PM (aH+zP)

361 No. It spawns supermassive black hole. ALL black holes form from the self-destruction of supermassive stars in the event we call a supernova. So... there IS no SMBH without SNOD. Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 11:49 PM (oH+iI) SNOD destroys in a finite manner, SMBH lives on eternally.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:50 PM (GEICT)

362 So... there IS no SMBH without SNOD. Posted by: CAC
-------------

So..., SNOD is the gateway drug to SMBH?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

363

359  Because I think I have an appointment

 

the only appointment coming up is with Da BEARS and greatness

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 07:51 PM (djLPp)

364 Time for the old folk.  Hall monitor okayed a trip to a car show tomorrow, this knee is responding superbly.


    Goodnite, good people.    Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2013 07:52 PM (SAMxH)

365 Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at August 23, 2013 07:52 PM (mNDKP)

366 the only appointment coming up is with Da BEARS and greatness Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 11:51 PM (djLPp) Yes, the Bears do have an appointment at the Superbowl - they bought their tickets in advance, .

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 07:53 PM (Dsds2)

367 the only appointment coming up is with Da BEARS and greatness

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 11:51 PM (djLPp)

 

I'm afraid that greatness is going to have to cancel.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2013 07:53 PM (LI48c)

368 Merovign, i think the only argument is what our doom should be called, or that it delays itself endlessly.

but i have finished my salty dawg and think i will cuddle up with a book .

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2013 07:53 PM (nqBYe)

369 Drove 500 miles today and then worked 8 hrs and I'm pooped. Thank you Ace for letting all of these people live in this slab of plastic and glass cause ya'll help keep me sane.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 07:53 PM (HRmlz)

370 the only appointment coming up is with Da BEARS and greatness  on the golf course in late January

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 07:54 PM (XFvt5)

371 Zombie Alexander the Great would be a big improvement over Obama: Have archaeologists discovered the grave of Alexander the Great? Experts find enormous marble tomb fit for a king under a massive mound in Greece http://tinyurl.com/kxf223u

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 07:55 PM (Dsds2)

372 Night, Vendette! IG! Evening, all!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 23, 2013 07:55 PM (CA2NO)

373 Alright, I'm out. CAC, as always, it was fun. Btw, folks, watch Age of Dinosaurs. Fucking hilariously awful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)

374 One Delbert Belton is worth 1000 Trayvons

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 11:38 PM (/9IC1)


Sorry friend, but you are off by a factor of about 1000!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 07:55 PM (XdnQT)

375 World's End, r.t. 91%, and it's got Simon Pegg in it.

Drive to Boulder to see it now or wait to tomorrow . . . hmm

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 23, 2013 07:56 PM (d7tB2)

376 So..., SNOD is the gateway drug to SMBH? Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 11:51 PM (aDwsi) SNOD creates SMBH SMBH is the lasting legacy of SNOD.

Posted by: CAC at August 23, 2013 07:56 PM (oH+iI)

377 MWR is here??? Ok, I'm back in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

378 Okay, by request


Markie Post



http://is.gd/j76q26

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

379 Watching a good deal go down for a never fired Barrett BMG .50 on my local gun forum. Wowsers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

380 http://is.gd/UCkw1O

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

381 http://is.gd/sbpin8

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

382 G'night V!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 07:57 PM (XdnQT)

383 http://is.gd/sJFGow

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

384 http://is.gd/uKXumT

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

385 CAC - So, the SNOD/SMBH analog is Obama and Obamacare, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (aDwsi)

386
http://is.gd/wiVmsh

http://is.gd/he35E4

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (8sCoq)

387 What I did after a couple of cupcake of coffee would be a big improvement over obama.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (L7JQT)

388

372  hahaha

tebow is getting cut

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (djLPp)

389
http://is.gd/ox9BfQ

http://is.gd/6Uemr6

http://is.gd/arkXle

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (8sCoq)

390 U.S. preps for possible cruise missile attack on Syrian gov't forces http://tinyurl.com/n4m2ju4

Posted by: ahem at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (lKGzI)

391 So Filthy Filner's little "Poor, poor, pitiful me" resignation speech is all the proof you really need to know he's guilty as sin of everything of which he's been accused. NO ONE is that self-absorbed and tin-ear tone deaf during a resignation speech except someone who's so narcissistic that he REALLY thinks women want his flabby ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (CA2NO)

392 Watching a good deal go down for a never fired Barrett BMG .50 on my local gun forum. Wowsers.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
----------
How much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 07:58 PM (aDwsi)

393 Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 11:56 PM (8sCoq)

Thank you Sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 07:59 PM (XdnQT)

394 >hahaha
tebow is getting cut

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 11:58 PM (djLPp)



poor bastard


what was Byelictyjick thinking?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 07:59 PM (8sCoq)

395 Hey MWR, re-reading Tiptree's The Girl Who Was Plugged In.

Had forgotten how much jang she packed into that story.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 07:59 PM (0EcBv)

396 >Thank you Sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 11:59 PM (XdnQT)


whew. I need a cigarette.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

397 U.S. preps for possible cruise missile attack on Syrian gov't forces

Posted by: ahem
------------------

This freaking stinks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:00 PM (aDwsi)

398 366 the only appointment coming up is with Da BEARS and greatness Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 11:51 PM (djLPp) Yes, the Bears do have an appointment at the Superbowl - they bought their tickets in advance, . Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 11:53 PM (Dsds2) You have to buy tickets to go to Buffalo Wild Wings now?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 23, 2013 08:01 PM (BXLPR)

399 MWR is here??? Ok, I'm back in. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 11:56 PM (GEICT) lol! Awww, I feel so special! BC, I've been meaning to ask - what happened with the Incredibly Irritating Secretary situation?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 23, 2013 08:01 PM (CA2NO)

400 Cupcake instead of cups? And the strongest drink I've had tonight is a Dr Pepper? Stick a fork in me. NO! WAIT! NOT THERE DAMMIT!

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 23, 2013 08:02 PM (d4o2E)

401 never seen a guy so great in college be such a dud in the pros

that's too bad

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:02 PM (8sCoq)

402 Bame it on the Goose Got ya feelin' loose Blame it on the 'Tron Got ya in the zone Blame it on the A-a-a-a-a-alcohol! Blame it on the A-a-a-a-a-alcohol!

Posted by: Chelsea Foxx at August 23, 2013 08:02 PM (fOFYL)

403 Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 24, 2013 12:00 AM (aDwsi)

Well, on the bright side, there is absolutely no good that can come of this!

Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, and many others would have been in open rebellion long before this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2013 08:02 PM (XdnQT)

404 Well Tim, we'll always have the Pittsburgh game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSh_d4lo6U

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)

405 is it just me but the rookies need rest every other play?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:03 PM (djLPp)

406 Five hours of walking around the fair...feet aching and my knee is killing me. At least I don't look my age, even if I feel it.

Posted by: Susan Sto-helit at August 23, 2013 08:04 PM (aH+zP)

407 Well, on the bright side, there is absolutely no good that can come of this!

Posted by: Hrothgar
--------------

Yes. Which of course, leaves the dark side..., into which we will all be dragged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

408 Off Prachett sock.

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:05 PM (aH+zP)

409 Five hours of walking around the fair...feet aching and my knee is killing me. At least I don't look my age, even if I feel it. Posted by: Susan Sto-helit at August 24, 2013 12:04 AM (aH+zP) Why hello, Susan! How's your Grandfather and his horse Binky?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 23, 2013 08:05 PM (CA2NO)

410 Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 11:56 PM (8sCoq) Thank you very kindly Sir. I used to have some very depraved thoughts about what I would do to her, and those thoughts all came rushing back.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac grabbing some tissues at August 23, 2013 08:06 PM (BXLPR)

411 Has anyone else noticed that every idea TFG has is a bad one? This thing about college loans ain't gonna help us now. It takes 4 plus years to start to get any benefit from a college education if you can get a job so how does that help with jobs now? Name one good idea he has ever had. dammit

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:07 PM (HRmlz)

412 How much. Posted by: Mike Hammer ------------------------- Seller is asking $8,500. He posted it this afternoon. Has an offer from a guy I know near Wilkesboro. Don't know for how much.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 08:08 PM (4Mv1T)

413 I was wondering something. Why do grown men give a shit about who plays friggin Batman?

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 08:08 PM (FXEZ4)

414 409 Five hours of walking around the fair...feet aching and my knee is killing me. At least I don't look my age, even if I feel it. Posted by: Susan Sto-helit at August 24, 2013 12:04 AM (aH+zP) Why hello, Susan! How's your Grandfather and his horse Binky? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 24, 2013 12:05 AM (CA2NO) --- My lord, can you imagine Susan looking her age?

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:09 PM (aH+zP)

415 I saw Markie Post on Sons of Anarchy a few seasons back (S2 I think). She was looking a little rough but that was the part she was playing. Still looked alright. She's 62 by the way.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 23, 2013 08:09 PM (4Kygx)

416 BC, I've been meaning to ask - what happened with the Incredibly Irritating Secretary situation? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 24, 2013 12:01 AM (CA2NO) She hasn't been quite so annoying lately. Plus it appears she may have a pretty damn serious medical issue. I may be an asshole, but I'm not a prick. Can't rip on her too much when I know she's got issues going on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 08:09 PM (GEICT)

417 Why do grown men give a shit about who plays friggin Batman? Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 24, 2013 12:08 AM (FXEZ4) Probably the same reason you give a shit about what other people think about Batman.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 23, 2013 08:10 PM (qyfb5)

418


Why do grown men give a shit about who plays friggin Batman?

 

 

They don't. 

They don't read comic books, either.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:10 PM (XFvt5)

419 That makes no sense.

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 08:11 PM (FXEZ4)

420 hhmm

Rahm 'Tiny Dancer' Emmanuel would probably be mooning over this
http://tinyurl.com/lvzq8wx

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:12 PM (0EcBv)

421 Freak Out!- I paraphrase McCarthy here as he speaks of George Marshall:
----
"What can be made of this unbroken series of decisions and acts contributing to the strategy of defeat? They cannot be attributed to incompetence. If Marshall  Obama were merely stupid, the laws of probability would dictate that part of his decisions would serve this country's interest. If Marshall  Obama is innocent of guilty intention, how could he be trusted to guide the defense of this country further? We have declined so precipitously in relation to the Soviet Union in the last 6 years. How much swifter may be our fall into disaster with Marshall Obama at the helm? Where Will all this stop? That is not a rhetorical question: Ours is not a rhetorical danger. Where next will Marshall  Obama carry us?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:13 PM (aDwsi)

422 U.S. preps for possible cruise missile attack on Syrian gov't forces Posted by: ahem And the Russians are sending their only aircraft carrier. Barky is scared of Putin.

Posted by: CDR M at August 23, 2013 08:13 PM (dKV5k)

423 Adam West was offered the James Bond role in 1970?? And refused it???

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 08:14 PM (FXEZ4)

424 413 418  This place has lost its balls to a very great extent

Posted by: DAve at August 23, 2013 08:15 PM (OksBo)

425 and now Adam West is a creepy old ass voice on Family Guy

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 08:15 PM (FXEZ4)

426 411 Has anyone else noticed that every idea TFG has is a bad one? This thing about college loans ain't gonna help us now. It takes 4 plus years to start to get any benefit from a college education if you can get a job so how does that help with jobs now? Name one good idea he has ever had. dammit Posted by: Freak Out! at August 24, 2013 12:07 AM (HRmlz) Solar and wind power!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cool Barry O at August 23, 2013 08:17 PM (BXLPR)

427 Oops, Markie Post was not on SoA.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 23, 2013 08:17 PM (4Kygx)

428

I would comment more on this thread but I have to chase down a Pug who stole my scooter...

 

Posted by: Shoey at August 23, 2013 08:17 PM (m6OUa)

429

Nah.  Ace has always been into all things Hollywood and Entertainment.  It's not surprising as he's an entertainer of sorts.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2013 08:17 PM (XFvt5)

430 Well, I'm feeling a little like Dark Helmet here, so y'all have fun doing whatever it is you do to each other late at night. Peace out!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 23, 2013 08:18 PM (qyfb5)

431 Yea Mike you would think he would get something right every once in a while but no. It makes me suspicious that AllenG may be on to something.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:18 PM (HRmlz)

432 I sense a very strong growth industry
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ufunk-selection-du-weekend-26-23.jpg

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:18 PM (0EcBv)

433 Solar and wind power!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cool Barry O
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Fully inflated tires!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:18 PM (aDwsi)

434 Solar and wind are not good ideas. Try again.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:19 PM (HRmlz)

435 wasn't Calamity Jane (Deadwood) on Sons Of Anarchy? she was also on Lost, but didn't show her naked hoo hoo like she did in Deadwood

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 08:19 PM (FXEZ4)

436 >Oops, Markie Post was not on SoA.


Peg Bundy is

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:20 PM (8sCoq)

437 Got to watch 3 kids I coached on ESPN tonight in the Good Council / Gilman Football game.   So cool.  I coached these kids from the time they were 6 until they reached High school.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 23, 2013 08:21 PM (jucos)

438 Properly inflating your tires was not his idea either. Try again.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:21 PM (HRmlz)

439 Yea Mike you would think he would get something right every once in a while but no.

It makes me suspicious that AllenG may be on to something. Posted by: Freak Out!
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I believe that he is indescribably naive, and motivated by socialist/Marxist theory. The latter makes him vulnerable to being led by those who have their own misplaced agendas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:21 PM (aDwsi)

440 Several actors were on Sons, Lost, and Deadwood, I noticed.

Posted by: soothsayer at Logan Airport at August 23, 2013 08:22 PM (FXEZ4)

441 Properly inflating your tires was not his idea either.

Try again. Posted by: Freak Out!
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Well, I suppose it was Chu.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:22 PM (aDwsi)

442 TwitchyTeam ‏@TwitchyTeam 4m

Slain World War II vet Delbert Belton honored at candlelight vigil [photos] http://bit.ly/13XRYr7

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:23 PM (8sCoq)

443 Well, I suppose it was Chu.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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You know..., the roof painter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:23 PM (aDwsi)

444 Okay, hi. I wandered off from the last thread for some Real Life, and when I came back, it was all gnarly. Thanks for the ONT CDR M. ::waving hi to everybody even though I'm skipping the comments because :: There's coffee and Saturday morning posts waiting for me. In the morning. All I have to do to get there is sleep. Well, that, and wake up. Cool. Did you ever notice how much like dying it is to go to sleep. Good night. Sweet dreams. Happy resurrection in the morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker, not caught up to the plot at August 23, 2013 08:24 PM (U13jb)

445 Hey folks. Just got to enjoy watching the Dodgers beat the Boston Pantyhose tonight. (Although I probably shouldn't say that as Mike Carp is from my hometown).

So what have I missed thus far?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 08:25 PM (7B7jB)

446 Slain World War II vet Delbert Belton honored at candlelight vigil [photos] http://bit.ly/13XRYr7 Posted by: Jones in CO
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Damn! Wish we could be there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:25 PM (aDwsi)

447 418 They don't read comic books, either.

Gotta have something to fall back on when you run out of graphic novels.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 23, 2013 08:26 PM (U82Km)

448 No it wasn't Chu, who says we should a paint our roofs white. The people who make the tires put the recommended pressure right on the side. I don't need the President to tell me that.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:26 PM (HRmlz)

449 If they want respect, go after someone who can defend themselves. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 23, 2013 11:37 PM

One of them made the mistake of thinking his intended victim wasn't able to defend himself

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 08:27 PM (/9IC1)

450 She hasn't been quite so annoying lately. Plus it appears she may have a pretty damn serious medical issue. I may be an asshole, but I'm not a prick. Can't rip on her too much when I know she's got issues going on. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 24, 2013 12:09 AM (GEICT) Awwww. You're a good soul, BC. GINGY: All I know is I wish I had Susan's hair. Mine is too damn unruly. At least hers styles itself!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 23, 2013 08:27 PM (CA2NO)

451 I don't think he's naive. He's an over-educated shithead.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:27 PM (HRmlz)

452 "The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), in an article republished by the left-liberal Salon magazine, has issued another of its breathless alarms about “radical Traditionalist Catholics.” This one concerns an upcoming Fatima conference in Niagara Falls (September 8-13) featuring some 27 speakers, including Congressman Ron Paul, which will address, among other topics, the growing tyranny of the modern nation-state and the urgency of the Fatima message for both civic and Church leaders who are seeking peace and social order. The screaming headline declares: “Ron Paul to be keynote speaker at anti-Semitic conference.” According to SPLC, the anti-Semitism is attributable to Ron Paul himself —an allegation based on old newsletters with which Paul was loosely associated many years ago whose content SPLC deems politically incorrect. One “radical traditionalist” theme of the conference, quoted by the article, is “a return to sanity in the government of the world and the Church, for the two cannot be separated.” “Another day, another amusingly hysterical bulletin from SPLC,” said Christopher A. Ferrara, one of the conference speakers. “Ron Paul is not even Catholic, but rather is speaking on secular themes related to the current political and economic crisis. Not every speaker at this conference is my cup of tea, but that is the whole point of the conference: to bring together people from Church and State, from all over the world, to discuss from different perspectives the moral, spiritual, political and economic crises threatening Western civilization.” “This story is a perfect example of why SPLC has zero credibility, and why a condemnation by that far-Left group of loons has become a badge of honor among the growing number of decent people and groups SPLC has smeared,” Ferrara concluded." ------Fatima Perspectives website

Posted by: Ron Paul's Ghost at August 23, 2013 08:28 PM (on+08)

453 I don't think he's naive. He's an over-educated shithead. Posted by: Freak Out!
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'Naive' in the sense that he has no 'real' experience in life. No hands-on OJT with real life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:30 PM (aDwsi)

454 >I don't think he's naive. He's an over-educated shithead.


Ronald Reagan had libs like 0bama pegged:

'It's not that they don't know anything- it's just that so much of what they know is wrong'

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:31 PM (8sCoq)

455 Someone leaked the script of Law and Oder; JTS and here's how the Trayvon story goes ....

Eighth grade honor student Trayvon Martin is walking home from church, eager to do his homework.
Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman is driving around in his pickup truck with Confederate flag license plate and decals.
Zimmerman spots Martin in the dark by the light glowing from the little boyÂ’s halo.
The Klansman takes chase, hunting Trayvon down like a dog.
The budding football star nearly outruns the racist, but he stops when he comes to a “Do Not Enter” sign.
Unwilling to disobey a lawful sign, he turns to face his attacker.
The child attempts to reason with his attacker, but the illiterate power-mad cop-wannabe is not inclined to listen to reason, or pleas for compassion.
Despite numerous specific orders from police officers to not leave his vehicle, Zimmerman exits his truck and says, “Any last words, ****?”
“Praise Jesus. God bless you, Sir,” replies the helpless youngster.
Zimmerman drags the future Nobel Peace Prize winner on top of him.
A witness sees the youngster repeatedly swinging his arms, apparently attempting to make the sign of the cross.
“White-Hispanic Power!” screams Zimmerman, as he empties the high-capacity clip loaded with armor-piercing hollow-point bullets from his semi-automatic assault pistol.
Zimmerman then fiendishly punches himself in the face, breaking his nose, and repeatedly bangs his head on the sidewalk while screaming “Help me! Help me!” which obviously is a secret racist code for “Heil Hitler.”
When he is finished murdering Martin, Zimmerman gets back into his gas-guzzling, globe-warming pickup truck and makes his escape.
The last thing poor Trayvon sees before he dies is the “Bush-Cheney 2004” bumper sticker. 

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 08:32 PM (/9IC1)

456 Well when you put it that way Mike I concur.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:32 PM (HRmlz)

457 hey, has anyone seen chemjeff lately?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:33 PM (djLPp)

458 Awwww. You're a good soul, BC. Sssshhhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone! I'm supposed to be the Marginally Honorable Chairmen. GINGY: All I know is I wish I had Susan's hair. Mine is too damn unruly. At least hers styles itself! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 24, 2013 12:27 AM (CA2NO) Your hair was awesome the night of the MoMee. Cray, unruly, curly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 23, 2013 08:33 PM (GEICT)

459 navy - He was here a night or two ago..., umm, maybe a daytime thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:35 PM (aDwsi)

460 >>>Got to watch 3 kids I coached on ESPN tonight in the Good Council / Gilman Football game. So cool. Capital A awesome. But, it's spelled Good Counsel.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 23, 2013 08:35 PM (ZFinx)

461 On another note that Pacific Rim video is a hoot. Can't wait for PR2.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:35 PM (HRmlz)

462 I learned how to deal with my cray, unruly, curly hair. Shaved it all off.

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:35 PM (aH+zP)

463 I'm out. Nite kids. Try not to start any fires.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 23, 2013 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

464 "I learned how to deal with my cray, unruly, curly hair. Shaved it all off." then you can work for the Democratic Party collecting donations from Buddhist nuns.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 23, 2013 08:38 PM (l3vZN)

465 Chelsea Dagger: http://youtu.be/sEXHeTcxQy4

Posted by: chelseaprof at August 23, 2013 08:38 PM (fOFYL)

466

459  i'll have to hunt down his e-mail

i'm going home in oct with the brat and we need to visit him finally

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:38 PM (djLPp)

467 464 "I learned how to deal with my cray, unruly, curly hair. Shaved it all off." then you can work for the Democratic Party collecting donations from Buddhist nuns. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 24, 2013 12:38 AM (l3vZN) --- Shut your dirty mouth.

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:40 PM (aH+zP)

468

speaking of visiting..........

I know a certain silver leaf who needs to visit a base in Hawaii while i'm still young

 

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:40 PM (djLPp)

469 Shut your dirty mouth. Posted by: Gingy ----------------------------- You know... Somebody in your past sad that a lot.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 08:41 PM (4Mv1T)

470 Feet, start walking........ How are things in Charm City?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 23, 2013 08:42 PM (l3vZN)

471 The city that bleeds. Same old. TR, whaaa?

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:43 PM (aH+zP)

472 Take a gander for the gender, herr doctor, and don't goose society into a bender.

Posted by: adams canis, canis porn at August 23, 2013 08:44 PM (gQKHE)

473 "81sickened by Guinea pig meat at Ecuadorian fest." on Drudge. It just keeps getting weirder and weirder. They weren't by any chance imported from Peruvia?

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:45 PM (HRmlz)

474 Nobel Peace Prize winner getting another "kinetic military action" prepped...

Charlie KayeVerified account ‏@CharlieKayeCBS

BREAKING. @CBSNews has learned that the Pentagon is making the initial preparations for a Cruise missile attack on Syrian government forces



Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 08:45 PM (/9IC1)

475 Gingy- I was just busting on you. That is a favorite retort of yours. I am just guessing it is something you grew up with. And yes. I ended that with a preposition.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 08:45 PM (4Mv1T)

476 Greetings, everyone, I made a new blog post. 

http://tinyurl.com/lmm33dk

For some reason, commenting is not working, but I'll just figure you're saying I'm a genius and should get lots of money and stuff.  So, thank you very much!

Posted by: Null at August 23, 2013 08:46 PM (xjpRj)

477 Stupid to let Assad know we're prepping a launch. Putin will call the WH and tell him to stand down.

Posted by: CDR M at August 23, 2013 08:47 PM (dKV5k)

478 Tonight at the the fair I hollered at Dave to get away from "those people"... The Unions booth.

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:47 PM (aH+zP)

479 475 Gingy- I was just busting on you. That is a favorite retort of yours. I am just guessing it is something you grew up with. And yes. I ended that with a preposition. Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 24, 2013 12:45 AM (4Mv1T) --- Nope. Now, "shut your whore mouth"...

Posted by: Gingy at August 23, 2013 08:48 PM (aH+zP)

480

474  wont happen

our pussy-in-chief is scared of putin's pimp hand

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:48 PM (djLPp)

481 I'm too tired to talk coherently, much less be entertaining. Have a good weekend.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 23, 2013 08:49 PM (l3vZN)

482 Oh the guinea pigs were consumed in Minnesota. WTF is wrong with those people?

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HRmlz)

483 Stupid to let Assad know we're prepping a launch. Putin will call the WH and tell him to stand down.>>

Like Putin has to make that call. This little bitch we have in the White house is all bark no bite if you are not in the US.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 08:49 PM (V6R8M)

484 He won't use them They know it We will be toothless

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

485 When he is finished murdering Martin, Zimmerman gets back into his gas-guzzling, globe-warming pickup truck and makes his escape. The last thing poor Trayvon sees before he dies is the “Bush-Cheney 2004” bumper sticker. Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2013 12:32 AM (/9IC1) I would think the "Gasden" flag bumpersticker next to it on a Ford F350 diesel would make it the perfect shot. Now if they could only add in a NRA license plate frame and the fish symbol on the gate, that episode will win an Emmy and a Golden Globe.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac starring as Alan Smithee at August 23, 2013 08:50 PM (BXLPR)

486 >BREAKING. @CBSNews has learned that the Pentagon is making the initial preparations for a Cruise missile attack on Syrian government forces


sure- let the enemy know you're coming

I can't believe we elected this putz

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:50 PM (8sCoq)

487 477  hey CDR, doesn't Russia have a protection treaty with Syria?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:51 PM (djLPp)

488 Could've just sent a sternly worded letter Brinksmanship this isnt

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 08:52 PM (zOTsN)

489 Kids. Don't make me come over there!

Posted by: King Barack at August 23, 2013 08:53 PM (31bFc)

490 Hey! Thanks for remindin' me.

Where's my 'protection money', Assad ol' buddy?

Posted by: Vlad "schoolyard bully" Putin at August 23, 2013 08:53 PM (7B7jB)

491 474 Nobel Peace Prize winner getting another "kinetic military action" prepped... Charlie KayeVerified account ‏@CharlieKayeCBS BREAKING. @CBSNews has learned that the Pentagon is making the initial preparations for a Cruise missile attack on Syrian government forces Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2013 12:45 AM (/9IC1) Isn't the whole idea behind cruise missiles is that they are stealthy? Nothing like giving away your plan of attack.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac shaking his noggin at August 23, 2013 08:53 PM (BXLPR)

492 I can't believe we elected this putz Posted by: Jones in CO ------------------------- I usually like to say 'WE". But in this case I think it's okay to say "THEY".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 23, 2013 08:54 PM (4Mv1T)

493 *sure- let the enemy know you're coming I can't believe we elected this putz "In the Army Now" had one or two fairly funny lines. After Pauly Shore's unit gets captured by the enemy, they're being interrogated by an officer. He then lets it slip that the Americans are going to attack tomorrow morning. "How do you know that?" asks Pauly Shore's character. "CNN" replies the officer.

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 08:55 PM (Dsds2)

494 I say we should stay out of it but acting like you are gonna do something when everyone knows you won't just burns our credibility for no good reason

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

495 "I can't believe we elected this putz" You sir have insulted all putzs with your statement.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 08:55 PM (HRmlz)

496 shooting a bunch of Tomahawks into Syria will accomplish nothing

who the fuck is he taking advice from- Valerie? Susie?


STOP THE MADNESS- WE HAVE IDIOTS IN CHARGE

GOD HELP US

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq)

497 On foreign policy Obama is the parent that yells no but never get's off their ass to enforce that no.

We've all seen how this works with the kids of those parents and this will work just as well.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 08:56 PM (V6R8M)

498 487 477 hey CDR, doesn't Russia have a protection treaty with Syria? Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2013 12:51 AM (djLPp) Yup. And Putin is sending their one carrier to the area too.

Posted by: CDR M at August 23, 2013 08:56 PM (dKV5k)

499 Isn't the whole idea behind cruise missiles is that they are stealthy? Nothing like giving away your plan of attack. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac shaking his noggin at August 24, 2013 12:53 AM (BXLPR) Why would the SCoaMF care? It's just an excuse to "play spades" with bodyman Reggie LoveÂ…

Posted by: The Political Spade at August 23, 2013 08:56 PM (Vk2pI)

500 Got it right here, Vlad. You like 50s or 100s?

Oh, and please don't steal my lunch today. My twinkies' secret filling is sarin.

Posted by: Bashar "Weenie" al-Assad at August 23, 2013 08:56 PM (7B7jB)

501 Well so much for trying to tackle this idea once I got better at writing.  Someone else has beaten me to the finish line.

http://tinyurl.com/lrfsdgg

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 08:56 PM (0EcBv)

502 98 487 477 hey CDR, doesn't Russia have a protection treaty with Syria? Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2013 12:51 AM (djLPp) *Yup. And Putin is sending their one carrier to the area too. Just wait until some Russian regulars who "happen" to be in the area of some Syrian bases die.

Posted by: Chelsea Thrawn at August 23, 2013 08:57 PM (Dsds2)

503 Why would the SCoaMF care? It's just an excuse to "play spades" with bodyman Reggie LoveÂ…

Sounds fun. Which of those two do you think roleplays as "The Big Dog" and who roleplays as Monica?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 08:58 PM (7B7jB)

504 On foreign policy Obama is the parent that yells no but never get's off their ass to enforce that no. We've all seen how this works with the kids of those parents and this will work just as well. Posted by: The Hickster at August 24, 2013 12:56 AM (V6R8M) Obama is so dangerous in the arena of foreign affairs because he doesn't (or can't) back-up his threats. It makes America look like a paper tiger and emboldens our enemies. Regardless of whether you think it is better to be feared or loved, with Obama we are neither.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 23, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)

505

498  thought so

and you know there has to be a sub or two out there watching our fleet

 

as much as I enjoyed tomahawk launches (ice cream social!!!), if I was putin, I would sink a ship who launched

 

I see some bad shit on the horizon for the kids out there

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 08:59 PM (djLPp)

506 487 477 hey CDR, doesn't Russia have a protection treaty with Syria? Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2013 12:51 AM (djLPp) May not have a protection treaty, but the Russkies' have a huge Naval base in Syria.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac shaking his noggin at August 23, 2013 08:59 PM (BXLPR)

507 I can't believe we elected this steaming pile of dog squeeze. There Jones I fixed it so putzes won't be offended.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 09:01 PM (HRmlz)

508 >Obama is so dangerous in the arena of foreign affairs because he doesn't (or can't) back-up his threats know what the fuck he's doing


there ya  go

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 09:01 PM (8sCoq)

509 Now my dogs shit is offended

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 09:02 PM (zOTsN)

510

502  and we don't have SF guys with the rebels?

the JEF has turned this into a proxy war and is too fucking stupid to even realize it

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 09:02 PM (djLPp)

511 I can't believe Valerie and Susie talked him into shooting missiles into Russia's client state



this should be interesting

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 09:02 PM (8sCoq)

512 Regardless of whether you think it is better to be feared or loved, with Obama we are neither.>>

If only he would run foreign policy like he does his domestic race policy. Then the people he thinks are wrong would have something to fear.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:02 PM (V6R8M)

513 by interesting I mean 'a total fuck up'

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

514 Flat Syrian bread Is not the Answer

Posted by: adams diverse food court porn at August 23, 2013 09:03 PM (gQKHE)

515 Why would the SCoaMF care? It's just an excuse to "play spades" with bodyman Reggie LoveÂ… Posted by: The Political Spade at August 24, 2013 12:56 AM (Vk2pI) Is "spades" code for "buttsechs"?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac raising his hand at August 23, 2013 09:03 PM (BXLPR)

516 So Barry's Portuguese Water Dog can manage to scare up a seat on a helo to make it to an important (vacation) meeting, but Samantha Powers is "in a location where travel arrangements could not be made" in order to get to a meeting FOR HER JOB at the UN.

Well, hate to tell you Sam, but this kinda lets you know where you sit in the pecking order, don't it.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 23, 2013 09:03 PM (yR6A1)

517 Can't get much lower than dog shit.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 09:04 PM (HRmlz)

518 My friendssshhh we have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency!

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 09:04 PM (zOTsN)

519 Just remember folks, all the smart diplomacy that happened after a gun shot rang out in Sarajevo.  Four years later and millions dead, that screw up finally petered out.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 09:04 PM (0EcBv)

520

bears win!!!!!!!!!

bears win!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 23, 2013 09:05 PM (djLPp)

521 510 502 and we don't have SF guys with the rebels? the JEF has turned this into a proxy war and is too fucking stupid to even realize it Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2013 01:02 AM (djLPp) The only thing we should be doing in Syria is having Acme supply both sides with weapons.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac raising his hand at August 23, 2013 09:05 PM (BXLPR)

522 $10 bucks says if President Fuckstick lobs cruise missiles into Syria, Israel will suffer the consequences from a couple thousand of those nasty little rockets the goatfuckers like to shoot over the fence

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8sCoq)

523 10 bucks says he is being advised by McCain

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 09:06 PM (zOTsN)

524 Israel is already attacking Lebanon due to those rockets.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 09:06 PM (0EcBv)

525 517 Can't get much lower than dog shit. Posted by: Freak Out! at August 24, 2013 01:04 AM (HRmlz) Wanna bet?

Posted by: Fly Shit at August 23, 2013 09:07 PM (BXLPR)

526 This is the ONT right? Shouldn't there be more Anime and Boobeh pics?

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:07 PM (V6R8M)

527 My friends, friends friends friends. My friends.

Posted by: John McDogpile at August 23, 2013 09:07 PM (HRmlz)

528 If having a skull full of shit is supposed to be a cure for that disease, how do they explain the fact that Ted Kennedy died from it?

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at August 23, 2013 09:07 PM (pG7/h)

529 Maybe the cruise missiles are meant for Israel

Posted by: Thunderb at August 23, 2013 09:07 PM (zOTsN)

530 478 Tonight at the the fair I hollered at Dave to get away from "those people"... The Unions booth. Posted by: Gingy at August 24, 2013 12:47 AM (aH+zP) The booth goon tried to give me a union hat to wear. I told her "if unions were abolished tomorrow it would start a golden age of prosperity and financial growth unrivaled in human history" ( yes, I talk like that ). Then Gingy yelled at me and I had to stop playing with them.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 23, 2013 09:08 PM (aH+zP)

531 The only thing we should be doing in Syria is having Acme supply both sides with weapons.

Hey, this reminds me: has anyone here ever shopped at an ACME Supermarket?

I have a female friend who used to where she lived, but she stopped going there. She was sick of being frozen solid every time she passed through the refrigerated food aisle, and getting his with random anvils falling through the roof. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 09:08 PM (7B7jB)

532 522 $10 bucks says if President Fuckstick lobs cruise missiles into Syria, Israel will suffer the consequences from a couple thousand of those nasty little rockets the goatfuckers like to shoot over the fence Posted by: Jones in CO at August 24, 2013 01:05 AM (8sCoq) So it will be like a day that ends in "y". The only thing the goatfuckers like more than fucking goats and little boys is shooting rockets at Israel or other infidels.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 23, 2013 09:10 PM (BXLPR)

533 The Hickster, search for Jones in CO.  He posted some Markie Post in bikini pictures.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2013 09:10 PM (0EcBv)

534 Weirddave if it wasn't for unions and Uncle Sam I would start a new business tomorrow. Nowadays no freaking way.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 09:11 PM (HRmlz)

535 The real trouble with being a superhero nowadays? All the supervillains are, like, Lex Luthors, businessmen and politicians. A good sock on the jaw is what they need, but, then, the cops won't take them to jail! At least I finally got the Midnightmobile paid off. Bruce Wayne I'm not!

Posted by: Masked Midnight Marvel at August 23, 2013 09:12 PM (INyZp)

536 I have a female friend who used to where she lived, but she stopped going there. She was sick of being frozen solid every time she passed through the refrigerated food aisle,>>

Man I wish there was an ACME Supermarket by me. The nippalage would make grocery shopping fun.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:13 PM (V6R8M)

537 Hey, this reminds me: has anyone here ever shopped at an ACME Supermarket? I have a female friend who used to where she lived, but she stopped going there. She was sick of being frozen solid every time she passed through the refrigerated food aisle, and getting his with random anvils falling through the roof. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2013 01:08 AM (7B7jB) I wish we did. We pretty much only have Kroger here which is a union shop and freaking sucks. Surely employees, 50/50 chance that the milk you bought will be bad because they put it back in the cooler after it sat up at the front desk for 8 hours.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac not a union fan at August 23, 2013 09:17 PM (BXLPR)

538 The thread is running out of gas


I'm out

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 23, 2013 09:17 PM (8sCoq)

539 The Hickster, search for Jones in CO. He posted some Markie Post in bikini pictures.>>

Ctrl F is my Friend.. Thank You

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:18 PM (V6R8M)

540 "This thread is running out of gas" Not me. Taco Bell for lunch.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 23, 2013 09:19 PM (HRmlz)

541 Ashley: interestingly, it's the opposite here in my neck of the woods where we hae both Ralphs (a relatively recently purchase of Kroger, which is a union shop) and Stater Bros. (which is non-union).

I've always found nearby Ralphs stores to be reasonably clean, the employees somewhat helpful (or at least not surly), and the stores also smell decent. The Stater Bros., on the other hand... well, I've never been in one where I could find an employee to ask for help, and that didn't smell like rotting meat for some reason. Weird.

Not to defend unions necessarily, but sometimes communities get lucky.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 09:20 PM (7B7jB)

542 Try telling people you're defending truth, justice, and the American way, they look at you like you just dropped in from the middle of the last century.

Posted by: Masked Midnight Marvel at August 23, 2013 09:21 PM (oA9Uy)

543 (And speaking of my unintentional pun, I remember Lucky Supermarkets back when they were here in California too.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 09:21 PM (7B7jB)

544 My Union story. I had a Union job one summer and never paid the dues. The collection letter was signed "Fraternally Yours". I got a big kick out of that mostly cause I never paid them.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:25 PM (V6R8M)

545 I spend eight hours a day at my job, in my mild-mannered secret identity, then eight hours a night on patrol against villainy. How do those other guys fit girlfriends into their lives?

Posted by: Masked Midnight Marvel at August 23, 2013 09:27 PM (oA9Uy)

546 My Union story. I had a Union job one summer and never paid the dues. The collection letter was signed "Fraternally Yours". I got a big kick out of that mostly cause I never paid them.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 24, 2013 01:25 AM (V6R8M)


Heh. You might be one of the few people who ever got his money's worth out of a union membership.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2013 09:27 PM (8Fl6F)

547 541 Ashley: interestingly, it's the opposite here in my neck of the woods where we hae both Ralphs (a relatively recently purchase of Kroger, which is a union shop) and Stater Bros. (which is non-union). I've always found nearby Ralphs stores to be reasonably clean, the employees somewhat helpful (or at least not surly), and the stores also smell decent. The Stater Bros., on the other hand... well, I've never been in one where I could find an employee to ask for help, and that didn't smell like rotting meat for some reason. Weird. Not to defend unions necessarily, but sometimes communities get lucky. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2013 01:20 AM (7B7jB) It's kind of sad that the cashiers at the Kroger we go to have been there since I moved to town, and that was 24 years ago. The managers at this store seem to be even worse as I've seen them watch smaller older women climb up shelves to get items off the top shelf instead of actually helping the shopper get the item. It may just be how unions act in right to work states by seeing just how little they can do and get away with.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac not a union fan at August 23, 2013 09:31 PM (BXLPR)

548 545 I spend eight hours a day at my job, in my mild-mannered secret identity, then eight hours a night on patrol against villainy. How do those other guys fit girlfriends into their lives? Posted by: Masked Midnight Marvel at August 24, 2013 01:27 AM (oA9Uy) Don't have a girlfriend, but I have a wife. Strange though, she looks like hand lotion and Kleenex.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac fan of hand lotion and kleenex at August 23, 2013 09:33 PM (BXLPR)

549 It may just be how unions act in right to work states by seeing just how little they can do and get away with.>>

My fairly sparse dealings with working with Union folks. The doing the least they can do and making a stink if you do their "job" (that they do slowly). Is what reinforces my belief my non union job is better. I have more control to do the things I think will get what I'm paid to do for. And I don't have to sit on my ass bored waiting for a union guy to move my desk so I can plug something into my computer.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:40 PM (V6R8M)

550 Yup. And Putin is sending their one carrier to the area too. Posted by: CDR M at August 24, 2013 12:56 AM

Current carrier status

http://tinyurl.com/nx6eqw3

Since the cruise missiles are launched from destroyers, I assume we have a few sitting in the eastern Med

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 09:40 PM (/9IC1)

551 The managers at this store seem to be even worse as I've seen them watch smaller older women climb up shelves to get items off the top shelf instead of actually helping the shopper get the item.>>

This is a problem that transcends Unions. WTF how can a young man not hop up and help an older woman that is struggling?

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:44 PM (V6R8M)

552 Since the cruise missiles are launched from destroyers, I assume we have a few sitting in the eastern Med

So in other words... WWIII is about to begin.

"Would you like to play... Global Thermonuclear War?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 09:44 PM (7B7jB)

553 "So in other words... WWIII is about to begin." ... or, it's the Cuban Missile Crisis, redux ... ... guess who blinks first ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 23, 2013 09:46 PM (FlRtG)

554 "Would you like to play... Global Thermonuclear War?">>

Nice thought but it won't happen.


Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:48 PM (V6R8M)

555 554 Crap that sock was supposed to be the "Military Industrial Complex"

Posted by: The Hickster at August 23, 2013 09:49 PM (V6R8M)

556 550 Yup. And Putin is sending their one carrier to the area too. Posted by: CDR M at August 24, 2013 12:56 AM Current carrier status http://tinyurl.com/nx6eqw3 Since the cruise missiles are launched from destroyers, I assume we have a few sitting in the eastern Med Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2013 01:40 AM (/9IC1) Barky is going to find out that there is a reason why we need more carriers because of situations like this.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac fan of hand lotion and kleenex at August 23, 2013 09:52 PM (BXLPR)

557 Generalissimo Barry is ready to lob the cruise missiles over a chemical attack that may have been committed by the "rebels". You know, to prevent genocide and for human rights blah blah

Yet crickets when his Muzzie Brohood buddies burn Coptic churches, some with the Copts still inside

Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2013 09:53 PM (/9IC1)

558 When my six year old says "I'm ready to chew some bubblegum and kick some butt, and I'm all out of bubblegum" do I laugh or worry?

Posted by: shredded chi at August 23, 2013 09:57 PM (GP9dz)

559 "The eye can see it, but the tooth can't bite it."

Posted by: adams muscovite porn at August 23, 2013 09:57 PM (gQKHE)

560
... guess who blinks first ...

Putin, because he'll be laughing at Obama and staff, while our fleet stands by

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2013 09:58 PM (CMlD4)

561 Somewhere in the Oval Office in 2015...

Scoamf: "Dammit, the Syrians are up to no good again with their chemical weapons! Send in the cruise missiles!"

SecDef: "I'm sorry sir, that's impossible. You had all the carriers sold for scrap to help offset your personal first-class travel budget against sequestration."

Scoamf: "Well then, send in Seal Team Six after Assad!"

SecDef: "That can't happen either sir. You had them all court-martialed on trumped-up hatecrime charges because one of them publicly supported that rodeo clown that ridiculed you."

Scoamf: "Oh for God's sake! Then send in the Navy!"

SecDef: "Unfortunately even that is not do-able sir. You decommissioned the Navy and gave the whole thing to Oprah as a gift so that she has more muscle to back up her outrageously-priced purse perusal requests in Switzerland."

Scoamf: "Ah, geez..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2013 10:01 PM (7B7jB)

562 so they're making a new Shogun Warriors style Mazinger Z figure this time standing just over 39 inches (meter tall). Be cool if it wasn't going to cost almost $1100

Posted by: The Perv at August 23, 2013 10:01 PM (vJdyz)

563 When my six year old says "I'm ready to chew some bubblegum and kick some butt, and I'm all out of bubblegum" do I laugh or worry? Get a lawyer. It's already copyrighted ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 23, 2013 10:18 PM (/yH2j)

564 Be cool if it wasn't going to cost almost $1100

Wait a few months and you'll be able to order a knockoff from China for about $50, shipped.

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 23, 2013 10:31 PM (VZSHr)

565 CDR M, what's the rationale behind a 20-tea fantasy football league???

Posted by: chelseaprof at August 23, 2013 10:46 PM (fOFYL)

566 CDR M, what's the rationale behind a 20-tea fantasy football league??? Use up all the lemons life has been handing us lately?

Posted by: Adriane... at August 23, 2013 10:48 PM (/yH2j)

567 " Get a lawyer. It's already copyrighted ... " Let them sue the little fucker. At this point, he's probably worth more than me anyway. And I ended up kicking his ass. Pillows are pretty good weapons when your opponent is only forty-something pounds!

Posted by: shredded chi at August 23, 2013 10:52 PM (GP9dz)

568 Okay, saw "The World's End". 'Sok. I thought "This Is The End" was funnier

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 23, 2013 10:55 PM (d7tB2)

569 boulder toilet hobo at August 24, 2013 02:55 AM (d7tB2) Brevity is the Soul of Wit ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 23, 2013 10:59 PM (/yH2j)

570 Pillows are pretty good weapons when your opponent is only forty-something pounds! Hurray pillow! Just check for bubblegum before turning out the light for the last time... Getting bubblegum out of hair can be difficult.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 23, 2013 11:00 PM (/yH2j)

571 Hola, amigos! I guess I'm not reading the comments tonight....fun day in San Francisco, taking one of the BH's newest employees out for an afternoon of sightseeing. She's at the North Carolina branch, and previous to this week-long business trip, she'd never been on an airplane. After a week of intensive training, she has now even been on a boat!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2013 11:27 PM (T1005)

572 Love that my WartHogs are back over the skies in Tucson.  If you want to look a pilot in the eye while he's landing while you're having a brew.  Nimbus. 

Posted by: Hazchic at August 23, 2013 11:45 PM (AVEjT)

573 Did you have some dimsum up SF way?

Posted by: Adriane... at August 24, 2013 12:02 AM (/yH2j)

574 573 Did you have some dimsum up SF way?

Posted by: Adriane... at August 24, 2013 04:02 AM (/yH2j)



We ended up shortchanging dinner in order to (a) get a cable-car ride in, and (b) get back to where we'd left the car (San Bruno) before BART slowboated and/or died for the night.



In addition, when we were out in the triad, there were (oddly) a few Japanese restaurants compared to virtually no Chinese restaurants -- which would have made it perhaps more difficult than it had to be if we'd gone into Dim Sum/Hunan/Szechuan/Cantonese, etc. But we did a nice stroll through Chinatown.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2013 12:19 AM (T1005)

575 Night all. Here is "Anatta" by The Cosmic Dead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM2DmX0yhzs

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 24, 2013 12:26 AM (Vk2pI)

576 It sounds like a good time was had by all ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 24, 2013 12:44 AM (/yH2j)

577 Good NIght, Political Hat ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 24, 2013 12:47 AM (/yH2j)

578 Good NIght, Robert! how ever you are and where ever you may be ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 24, 2013 12:48 AM (/yH2j)

579 I really have to question the appropriateness of a headline saying, ""Hottest Teachers and how they got busy with their students" and a picture of a woman in the pink dress. No, they didn't get BUSY with their students. They had sex with a MINORS committed to their care. In most of America if you're caught that would be considered a felony, I believe. It is a crime. It's statutory rape. This whole "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" perpetuates the idea that it's somehow o.k. if the teacher was hot and sort of dismisses the sexualization of children. People compound this by saying "They never had teachers like this when I was a kid" as if-again-because the teacher was sexy. No, it is NOT o.k. It is never o.k. for a teacher to have sex with a current student . It is never o.k. for teachers to have sex with minors. I am disappointed in "The Daily Caller"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2013 01:57 AM (gTN+E)

580 meant "it's o,k, if the teacher was hot." Did they have women teachers who were young when we were students? Probably, but they were less likely to have sex with students because the whole freaking culture wasn't oversexualized, the women weren't on power trips to prove how much they could control boys by having sex with their students, magazines weren't printing garbage which said "Hottest teachers who got busy with their students." as if it were sort of the education version of the hottest swimsuit issue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2013 02:02 AM (gTN+E)

581

I truly don't get the "logic" of "other genders", even fron a leftist perspective. Even from a radical leftist/feminist perspective.

If gender is a social construct, then why would being "gender non conforming" make you a different sex? Wouldn't it just mean that you're, say, a man who likes traditionally female clothes, or a butch woman? How can you claim that gender is socially constructed, and then claim that certain behaviours, clothes etc., are entirely male/female?

And it flies in the face of a lot of these peoples' objections to cosmetic surgery. Why is is bad, no good, not at all nice for women to get breast implants, but these men getting implants to feel better about themselves, like, totally fine? Surgery to make women tighter = awful. Surgery to make them "male" = awesome. Isn't mutilation mutilation?

Finally, as Julie Burchill has asked, what's the difference between black and white minstrels, and the drag queens and trannies? It's the same exaggerated caricature.

Posted by: Lizzie at August 24, 2013 02:13 AM (0O/Vd)

582 My Dad was first officer on a ship in the Pacific Theater during WW II. He was for the most part quite tight-lipped about his wartime experiences, but one story he did tell involved coffee.

He said that up on the bridge it often got quite cold and wet, and they relied heavily upon coffee to keep warm and alert. He said it was the foulest coffee imaginable, but that they actually wanted it that way. They never cleaned out the coffeepot, so over time the coffee became thicker, more oily, and more effective for their purposes.

Then one day a new ensign, eager to please, took it upon himself to clean out the coffeepot. Dad said they very nearly threw the ensign over the side!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 24, 2013 02:21 AM (IlZPo)

583 I am here. This is a test. 3 Times I have tried to post, 3 times I have been shoved to adverts and seen pixy flashes.

Posted by: Deety at August 24, 2013 02:38 AM (UaCt0)

584 If Barky has to resign it will be from the lynch mob mentality of Typical White people who cling to their bibles and their guns!

Sure, Barky molested the economy! He used the IRS/NSA to eliminate his political foes. He used his position to institute Cash-4-Clunkers, Guns-4-Mexacan gangs and coffins for Ambassador Stevens and his group.

I will admit there were a few blank spaces in his Hawaiian birth certificate - not to mention his school and work history. So what!

As Bob Feelher would say it is just a lynch mob! May Barky go out with the same  BS parting speech as Bob Feelher! Good day.

Posted by: Barey F. at August 24, 2013 02:39 AM (WM1/o)

585 581
I truly don't get the "logic" of "other genders", even fron a leftist perspective. Even from a radical leftist/feminist perspective.
If gender is a social construct, then why would being "gender non conforming" make you a different sex? Wouldn't it just mean that you're, say, a man who likes traditionally female clothes, or a butch woman? How can you claim that gender is socially constructed, and then claim that certain behaviours, clothes etc., are entirely male/female?
And it flies in the face of a lot of these peoples' objections to cosmetic surgery. Why is is bad, no good, not at all nice for women to get breast implants, but these men getting implants to feel better about themselves, like, totally fine? Surgery to make women tighter = awful. Surgery to make them "male" = awesome. Isn't mutilation mutilation?
Finally, as Julie Burchill has asked, what's the difference between black and white minstrels, and the drag queens and trannies? It's the same exaggerated caricature.

Posted by: Lizzie at August 24, 2013 06:13 AM (0O/Vd)



The way I look at it, it's sort of like any other exalted state....take, for instance, being a heavyweight boxer. You can box; you can want to "be like" a certain winning boxer......but until you can actually box and win, you're not in the running -- and until you can actually box and win in the same league as your target, you're not convincing.....and, unless you can pull-off a win against the calibre of your target, you can't step into his shoes.



So, WRT transgender -- you can like the same sex; you want to "be like" a member of the opposite sex.....but until you can actually pass yourself off as one, you're not in the running. Well -- hormones and surgery can get you that.


The next hurdle is whether you can compete in the same league as women born to their status.....and, well, you lose a few along the way.


And, so far as I know, there has been no case where any "epitome of femaleness" has been transgender. If Kate Upton owns up to his lurid past, maybe we'll have gotten there.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2013 02:42 AM (T1005)

586 Oh, Good Gracious! (That means, I am really angry but wont act mad) Okay, Ace of Spades is fine. I've just had every single web-site that I check in on become almost unusable with multiple auto-play advertisements. I'm cool with Ace makin' money but this autoplay shit has GOT TO STOP when you want to post a comment. Otherwise, we will all be on twitter, now won't we?

Posted by: Deety at August 24, 2013 02:53 AM (UaCt0)

587 Good morning,  all!

The Yosemite fire is apparently threatening the power supply to San Francisco.  (I believe that is what I heard on the radio this morning when I woke. Need for coffee could have distorted my hearing,  but I don't think so.)

Governor Brown has declared a state of emergency.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 24, 2013 03:00 AM (GoIUi)

588 You leave the gender blank because....Gary Busey

Posted by: jsg at August 24, 2013 03:14 AM (ec5ER)

589 My initial question still remains... How to use a guillotine paper cutter at the print shop? Sometomes, I can get 20 pages in 1/2. Dividing those 2 into 1/4 s is a foldy, choppy mistake though... At that point I just go for the fucki'n scissors.

Posted by: Deety at August 24, 2013 03:18 AM (UaCt0)

590 Deety, how are things going

Posted by: Jean at August 24, 2013 03:30 AM (CMlD4)

591 Does the cutter have clamps on either side to compress the stack or is it free swinging?  If the latter, your going to have to reduce the size (# of sheets) in your stack

Posted by: Jean at August 24, 2013 03:35 AM (CMlD4)

592 California was very wise to outsource their power generation.Best run State in the union.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2013 06:30 AM (9XBK2)

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