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November 23, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (23 Nov 2013)
— CDR M

So there is breaking news that we have reached a deal with Iran on their nuke program. I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie before (see Nork deal with Clinton) and know how it's gonna end. This is nothing more than another short distraction from Obamacare as we really didn't gain anything from this deal (although the media makes it sound like this is awesome!). Tune in next week when Obama gives anti-ballistic missile secrets to Russia for some peanuts.

Why Obama can't wave away the Obamacare clusterfark.

So, if you want to understand the blindness and arrogance of the Obama White House in failing to appreciate the wave of rage and disappointment and disgusted wonderment that would hit them in the wake of the ObamaCare rollout, you need only consider these factors.
He has always had the protection of his liberal base.
He has always had the protection of Senate Democrats, who have not acted in any way to trouble him regarding these scandals and who have impeded aggressive investigations into them.
And he has always had the protection of the mainstream media.
As a result, Barack Obama and his administration have said what they felt they needed to say and done what they felt they needed to do for immediate political gain.

I'm still willing to bet that there were more reporters in Alaska covering Palin in 2008 than have been assigned to all the scandals in the Obama White House. Another belief destroyed

Well, well. Decade long study claims video games do not make kids more violent. Anti-gun crowd will have to look elsewhere for excuses.

Analysis showed that video games, when presented to children as young five, had absolutely no effect on the child's attention, behavior, or emotional issues. Televison, however, did affect some participants, specifically children between the ages of five and seven.

I don't expect to see democrats going after television entertainers anytime soon do you?

Thanksgiving Menu Generator

Having troubles filling out your Thanksgiving menu? Give the Thanksgiving Menu Generator a spin. I just might have to give the flaming punch a try.

Beer Pong Shots

Pretty amazing. If it's not CGI.

Cotton Ball Diet

Good lord there are some dumb people out there. Dangerous diet trend: the cotton ball diet.

The diet, as described in chat rooms, on YouTube videos and elsewhere on the Web, involves gobbling up to five cotton balls dipped in orange juice, lemonade or a smoothie in one sitting. The idea is to feel full without gaining weight. Some dieters chow down on the fluffy fillers before a meal to limit their food intake, while others subsist on cotton balls exclusively.

North Korea Leads The Way

I bet the environmentalists would just love to mimic the Norks. North Korea achieves 80% reduction in carbon emissions.

Honor Guard Fails

Even the best have an off day.

Grapes and Spiders

Just a friendly PSA. You might want to check your grapes at the store before taking them home. It seems they're finding black widows in the bags. For some reason, farmers have cut back on the pesticides that used to keep the spiders in check. I wonder why that is.

Doom?

I'm sure it is just a coincidence. Today versus the depression.

Cat Video

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1 Dept. of Health & Human Services: Calm Down, Toots! The Dept. of Health & Humans Services has declared that Â“The marriages that were the happiest were the ones in which the wives were able to calm down quickly during marital conflict.Â” Where, then, are all the feminists shouting out that Â“well-behaves women rarely make history,Â” or that telling women to Â“calm downÂ” denigrates them as nothing but unthinking emotional creatures? The same place they were when the previous Democratic administration got into un-feminist shenanigans! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4077

Posted by: The Doctor's Hat at November 23, 2013 05:54 PM (Vk2pI)

2 Posted by: The Doctor's Hat at November 23, 2013 09:54 PM (Vk2pI) /off Gallifreyan sock

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 05:55 PM (Vk2pI)

Woot Woot....................Second place in the chili cookoff and guessing by all my typing erors here 6th?

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 05:55 PM (Uy4Ub)

4 Dang, no leftovers for the horde Molly?

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 05:56 PM (LsJl8)

5 Yay, ont!! Hi yall

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 05:56 PM (vgd4f)

6 Smells fresh and clean in here.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 23, 2013 05:56 PM (V70Uh)

7 Flying kitties. Who knew they were so aerodynamic?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 05:56 PM (4Mv1T)

ha! I'm not even half black and I scored better than I thought

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 05:57 PM (Uy4Ub)

9 Iran announcement just in time to big foot the Sunday talk shows, huh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 05:57 PM (kqGWM)

10 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2013 05:58 PM (Ua6T/)

11 I bet the environmentalists would just love to mimic the Norks. North Korea achieves 80% reduction in carbon emissions. It's easy to reduce the emission of carbon dioxide when you kill off all those political dissenters who breath CO2 outÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 05:58 PM (Vk2pI)

12 I quick soaked a pot of beans earlier, forgot hubby and I going out. So I put them in cold water in fridge to cook tommorow, will they be ok?

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 05:58 PM (vgd4f)

13 9 Iran announcement just in time to big foot the Sunday talk shows, huh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 09:57 PM (kqGWM)

You got it. I bet the media ignores the Nork treat parallels and herald this as the greatest treaty evah!!!

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 05:59 PM (LsJl8)

14 No quotes from Boehner, Ryan, McCain, Graham, McConnell or any of the rest of the MIA opposition about Iran? Too busy cooking up amnesty. Attacking Tea Party. Accepting the nuclear option in Senate by going along thereafter. What a country -

Posted by: So ... at November 23, 2013 05:59 PM (5Q1ZU)

15 Gallifrey Slouches! Hallos Horde!

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at November 23, 2013 06:00 PM (ZLUCv)

16 AOSHQ: Now with 175% more cats.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 06:00 PM (oFCZn)

17 Obama to be on TV at 10:15 to report on his butt fucking of Israel. How you Jewish fellows like voting for him now?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

18 4 Dang, no leftovers for the horde Molly?

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 09:56 PM (LsJl

.....................

You bet there are! I made grown men wipe their eyes then I brought the leftoevers home and 4 yr granddaughter ate 3 bowls. I made her go sleep with Grandpa, I may have "overbeaned"

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 06:00 PM (Uy4Ub)

19 You just know that Kerry's going to wave a piece of paper at the reporters when he gets off the plane. If he had any self-awareness he'd actually say it's "peace in our time."

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 23, 2013 06:00 PM (Y010F)

20 "The deal came after the personal intervention by Secretary of State John Kerry and other foreign ministers whose presence had raised hopes for a breakthrough." It's now a contest as to which negotiator capitulates the most, SoS Kerry or Jimmuh Carter. We'll see shortly.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:01 PM (ZyqBH)

21 >>> So I put them in cold water in fridge to cook tommorow, will they be ok? Is this a quiz?

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2013 06:01 PM (Ua6T/)

22 I'm waaaay too sober to even think about pondering contemplating listening to TFG.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 23, 2013 06:01 PM (Gk3SS)

23 I made her go sleep with Grandpa, I may have "overbeaned"

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 10:00 PM (Uy4Ub)

Heh. Obviously, that's not a problem in Nork Land.

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:01 PM (LsJl8)

24 Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm it was either this, or...... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was going to do an unbelievably small.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pinprick bombing on a Syrian Baby Milk Plant.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at November 23, 2013 06:02 PM (jucos)

25 Cat drones. We are totally fucked.

Posted by: rickl at November 23, 2013 06:02 PM (sdi6R)

26 @cerenomri 2m RT @RobertZarateDC: Appalling, if true. MT @abasinfo: #Iran right 2 enrich uranium recognized in text & practically in 2 parts of agreement Oh, that's reassuring (not).

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:03 PM (ZyqBH)

27 Just received my Obamacare FU. Premiums DOUBLE in February. Obama is an asshole.... Hope the LIV's burn in hell.

Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at November 23, 2013 06:03 PM (7/4Fi)

28 Cat drones? Pffft. Go search YouTube for "ostrich drone."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 06:03 PM (kqGWM)

29 Oh, that's reassuring (not).

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 10:03 PM (ZyqBH)

But they'll be under heavy supervision (until they're kicked out or paid off).

Posted by: John Kerry at November 23, 2013 06:04 PM (LsJl8)

30 "No quotes from Boehner, Ryan, McCain, Graham, McConnell or any of the rest of the MIA opposition about Iran?"

Got to vote for them though. Think of what will happen if the repubs lose all those committee chairs.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 06:04 PM (nkPV9)

31 If the US and the EU have reached some kind of "accord" with Iran, it will go down in history as akin to the UK and France selling CZ down the river at Munich in 1938. They presented the deal to the Czechs as a fait accompli...the CZ Foreign Minister (I believe) was in tears and forced to accept the deal. I don't think the Israelis will do the same.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:04 PM (pb1ij)

32 You got it. I bet the media ignores the Nork treat parallels and herald this as the greatest treaty evah!!! Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 09:59 PM (LsJl I've already seen it popping up on various Facebook feeds.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

33 Got to vote for them though. Think of what will happen if the repubs lose all those committee chairs.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 10:04 PM (nkPV9)

Well, well get to the burning times faster if they do lose those committee chairs right?

Posted by: LIB Party Member at November 23, 2013 06:05 PM (LsJl8)

34 I would hope that Bibi lets Iran know that while 'They may throw a couple of nukes at Israel and destroy it, it will not be without a cost. "
Israel has enough nukes to turn Persia into glass, and they will...

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2013 06:05 PM (BpTC0)

35 Evening window lickers. What are we drinking tonight?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:06 PM (eQJwb)

36 12 I quick soaked a pot of beans earlier, forgot hubby and I going out. So I put them in cold water in fridge to cook tommorow, will they be ok?

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 09:58 PM (vgd4f)

Did you poke each bean with a toothpick to let the gas out?

Posted by: mom at November 23, 2013 06:06 PM (/aSjU)

37 21fluffy, haha, sorry kinda early to be asking cooking questions

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:07 PM (vgd4f)

38 So does anybody know a good bunker builder?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 23, 2013 06:07 PM (b6koZ)

39 Drinking High Octane. My annual premium just went from $3k for family to $6k.

Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at November 23, 2013 06:07 PM (7/4Fi)

40 12- they should be fine if you cook them up tomorrow. Those dads look like the raunchy first generation porn actors.

Posted by: Keena at November 23, 2013 06:07 PM (RiTnx)

41 I've already seen it popping up on various Facebook feeds.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT)

Well there you go. The only difference pre treaty to post treaty is that Iran gets some sanctions lifted and they get the right to enrich uranium. And all we got is a t-shirt.

Posted by: LIB Party Member at November 23, 2013 06:08 PM (LsJl8)

42 You got it. I bet the media ignores the Nork treat parallels and herald this as the greatest treaty evah!!! Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 09:59 PM (LsJl

I'm sure it is....for Iran.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 23, 2013 06:08 PM (bCEmE)

43 CNN reporter breathlessly saying there are huge Iranian concessions. What a joke...nobody is afraid of Obama (except people with insurance).

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 06:08 PM (BglJL)

44 >>>My annual premium just went from $3k for family to $6k. Shit, mine was that before this OCare disaster. Drink up.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:09 PM (eQJwb)

45 "Well, well get to the burning times faster if they do lose those committee chairs right?"

Define "burning times" If you are speaking in the Biblical senses only God knows that.

Still have to vote for them though. National defense just hasn't had enough of it's budget sequestered away.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 06:09 PM (nkPV9)

46 "12
I quick soaked a pot of beans earlier, forgot hubby and I going out. So I
put them in cold water in fridge to cook tommorow, will they be ok?"

Of course!
I frequently let them soak over-night in the fridge(soak the farts out), drain and rinse, and then crock-pot the soup the next day.
No problemo...

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2013 06:09 PM (BpTC0)

47 Da B.............. oh wait, too early hola RINOs in the little boxes

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (EazDf)

48 Is that an earlier version of AlextheChick in the background of that picture of the Dads? Ginger, short...?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (oFCZn)

49 Watched the Doctor Who 50th; seems that despite this being the biggest event in Doctor Who history and despite the fact that more Americans are Who fans than ever, the writers went out of their way to insult Americans during the show.

Yay.

Actually, the way the special ended seems like a perfect place for me to stop watching Doctor Who altogether.

Posted by: Viridian at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (5ypJ8)

50 I don't even need to read what the treaty agrees to, I already know it's a clusterfuck. What has this admin done that isn't a clusterfuck? Seriously. Can they point to one thing in the last 5 years that's gone well?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

51 Good news. Guess what can now be purchased with an EBT card? http://t.co/IaLv76y8Ha

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (DmNpO)

52 Seriously...the JEF isn't content with f*cking up this country and is bound and determined to f*ck up the rest of the world as well...? There just isn't enough alcohol to weather this administration...

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (pb1ij)

53 31 If the US and the EU have reached some kind of "accord" with Iran, it will go down in history as akin to the UK and France selling CZ down the river at Munich in 1938. They presented the deal to the Czechs as a fait accompli...the CZ Foreign Minister (I believe) was in tears and forced to accept the deal. I don't think the Israelis will do the same. Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 10:04 PM (pb1ij) I don't think the Israelis or their enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend Saudi cooperators will let this simmer for long. Could be a wild week ahead.

Posted by: So ... at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (5Q1ZU)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm peace..... uhhhhhhhhhhhh in our time.

Bitches!

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at November 23, 2013 06:10 PM (jucos)

55 "The deal came after the personal intervention by Secretary of State John Kerry and other foreign ministers whose presence had raised hopes for a breakthrough." ... but, wasn't the foundation for agreement laid by that adroit negotiator Val-Jar Binks?

Posted by: Arbalest at November 23, 2013 06:11 PM (FlRtG)

56 So Obama is going to speak about this deal at 10:15pm EST. He'll probably be on time, he usually is to gloat over either screwing over Republicans, the Constitution, or the Israelis. This is a two-fer for him.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:11 PM (ZyqBH)

57 Seriously. Can they point to one thing in the last 5 years that's gone well?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)

Um, he got the peace prize. And.... hold on..... let me ask someone at OFA.

Posted by: Obama Boot Licker at November 23, 2013 06:11 PM (LsJl8)

58 35 DC in Towson, howdy. I am drinking beer, and just ate a brownie & half a donut. How you been?

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:11 PM (vgd4f)

59 ItÂ’s a distraction from TFGCare. The agreement is six months! Big Success!

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:12 PM (z4WKX)

60 Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 10:11 PM (ZyqBH)

Hell, I'm surprised he isn't shit faced yet.

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:12 PM (LsJl8)

61 35 Evening window lickers. What are we drinking tonight? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 10:06 PM (eQJwb) Evening DC, working on my 1st shot of Triple Crown. Dang good for a cheap whiskey.

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 06:12 PM (Vs6FA)

62 I've already seen it popping up on various Facebook feeds. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT) And from the verifiable idiots at the NYT (Richard Cohen) and hack Dem fluffers such at 140elect on teh Twitters.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:12 PM (ZyqBH)

63 >>>Shit, mine was that before this OCare disaster. Drink up. My family consists of me and my daughter. Our annual healthcare costs are around $1000 excluding insurance payments. Our insurance was more than we used previously. Now we pay double for shit we don't want or need.

Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at November 23, 2013 06:12 PM (7/4Fi)

64 Thanks Keena & Chris

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:13 PM (vgd4f)

65 57 Can they point to one thing in the last 5 years that's gone well? if I can point to ONE thing the JEF did right, will you bow down and thank the lord he was elected?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 06:13 PM (EazDf)

66 Hmm. Lube and reach-around are in the "Optional" section.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 06:13 PM (AO9UG)

67 I just finished off a dagwood sandwich. Need to lose the pants. Howdy jackwagons.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 06:13 PM (jucos)

68 Get ObamaCare off the air on Sunday talk shows. "Peace for our times"

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:13 PM (0FSuD)

69 And touchdown Pokes! 21-3 OSU over Baylor.

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 06:14 PM (Vs6FA)

70 Stonado !
Hollywood Review says;
"best television since Mannix on the Philco"
National Beat writes;
"it was chock full of science"
Boulder Bee;
"my god !, like, they got totally stoned"
TMZ ;
"we wont see anything like this again....till the re-run"
Readers Digest ;
"fantastic ! wheres the remote ?"

Posted by: Gene Shalit's moustache at November 23, 2013 06:15 PM (46NLX)

71 Man I got some serious tingles up my leg right now with this Iranian deal.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 23, 2013 06:15 PM (LsJl8)

72
America takes it up the ass, and O'Clusterfuck and Jon F'n Carry take a bow for peace and tranquility in our time.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 06:15 PM (pJF+c)

73 @65 I think he's pawned the GOP for the past 5 years...does that count?

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:15 PM (pb1ij)

74 Hold the agreement up for a nice picture, Barry. Or should I say, Neville?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 06:15 PM (AO9UG)

75
"The deal came after the personal intervention by Secretary of State John Kerry and other foreign ministers whose presence had raised hopes for a breakthrough."

It's now a contest as to which negotiator capitulates the most, SoS Kerry or Jimmuh Carter. We'll see shortly.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 10:01 PM (ZyqBH)

It's worse with Kerry. As I recall, Carter wasn't an official negotiator, he went to NK on his own accord and went public with the deal before he bothered to submit it to Clinton, who was supposedly MONSTROUSLY pissed off about it. But Bubba didn't have the balls to tell the world "that peanut-sniffing cocksucker doesn't represent the United States".

On the other hand, Kerry is bending over for mullah cock as official US policy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2013 06:16 PM (MBqvE)

76 How the FUCK did we get here. I can't believe that with every new day comes another outrage from this regime. My meter is broken.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (jucos)

77 I think he's pawned the GOP for the past 5 years...does that count?

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 10:15 PM (pb1ij)

I think the GOP pwned itself.

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (LsJl8)

78 I was told there would be no beans on this thread tonight..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

79 >>>. I am drinking beer, and just ate a brownie & half a donut. How you been? Lou! I've been good. Eating lots of good meals lately - duck breast with bacon wrapped asparagus and cornbread tonight at a place in Annapolis. Drinking all the things and waiting to hear about a job in flyover country, KC to be exact. How you living?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (eQJwb)

80 if I can point to ONE thing the JEF did right, will you bow down and thank the lord he was elected? Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 10:13 PM (EazDf) No. And btw, basic, autonomic, bodily functions don't count.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

81 This Iran deal a/k/a "Saturday Night Squirrel" And to think i thought Wag the Dog was far-fetched

Posted by: So ... at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (5Q1ZU)

82 Obama shuts down coal plants across the nation. In unrelated news, electricity prices are up 43%.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 06:17 PM (ZPrif)

83 @77 - upon further review...think I agree...

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (pb1ij)

84 Cat drones? Pffft. Go search YouTube for "ostrich drone." Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 10:03 PM (kqGWM) Flying Undead Cat Drone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ctz3RTI-o

Posted by: Flying Zombie Kitteh at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (Vk2pI)

85 Environmentalists hate people.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (ZPrif)

86 51 Good news.

Guess what can now be purchased with an EBT card?

http://t.co/IaLv76y8Ha

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 10:10 PM (DmNpO)

.............................

Wow......We are an upside down world. I can remember when I had an "oops" at 19. (24 years ago), I had nurses swarming over me for the first year thinking I couldn't do it. They came to my home with vouchers for free food (food stamps) , help with rent, help with utilities and help with formula (WIC)? I was so shy then that I took them but as soon as they left I ripped them up and never cashed a thing in. I was not political at all at the time.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (Uy4Ub)

87 Shovel ready, keep your insurance period, Iran will not pursue a nuclear weapon. Effin' liar.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (BglJL)

88 I think the GOP pwned itself. Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 10:17 PM (LsJl Now that's unfair. They only do that when they have a chance of succeeding.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

89 " 57 Can they point to one thing in the last 5 years that's gone well?"

I can think of two things.

1. He has exposed just how worthless the opposition "party" is by their lack of opposition.

2. Thanks to obarkycare he has removed the argument used by the rino lovers as to the issue of appointing Supreme Court Justices. Thank yo very much mr. roberts.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (nkPV9)

90 Video games do not make kids more violent. Anti-gun crowd will have to look elsewhere for excuses.

I happen to know that Charles Whitman was a big Grand Theft Auto player. Look how that turned out.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 23, 2013 06:18 PM (2vl2+)

91 ItÂ’s going to be 19 degrees here tomorrow night. My clothes dryer is in the back hall. I had a man here last week & asked him if he could replace the wooden door with a large window in the hall, leading to the porch, with a steel door. He said he could, heÂ’s supposed to replace roof and do some other work the second week of December. Going into that hall in winter is almost as bad as going outside.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:19 PM (z4WKX)

92 Oh shit, Obama's late. Damn Shocked!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:19 PM (0FSuD)

93 Now that's unfair. They only do that when they have a chance of succeeding.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

My bad!

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:19 PM (LsJl8)

94 He's late again? Maybe they meant 10:15 OST - Obama Standard Time.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:19 PM (ZyqBH)

95 SCOAMF about to approach the podium for press conference about the Iran deal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:19 PM (DmNpO)

96 Milo Minderbinder has a better idea than just a plain cotton ball diet - the chocolate covered cotton ball diet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:20 PM (gPyYF)

97 >>>Evening DC, working on my 1st shot of Triple Crown. Dang good for a cheap whiskey. Is that like a triple shot of Crown? Cause if so, you da man. Welcome in from Lurkerville. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. I've got the top shelf stuff out tonight, want some Woodford Reserve Double Oaked?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:20 PM (eQJwb)

98 Man I got some serious tingles up my leg right now with this Iranian deal. Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 23, 2013 10:15 PM (LsJl Don't worry, that's just the uranium hexafluoride vaporsÂ…

Posted by: آيت‌الله at November 23, 2013 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)

99 Let me guess, the Americans insulted in Whoville weren't the hipsters or other Obama voting demographics

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 06:20 PM (zihxQ)

100 You have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at November 23, 2013 06:20 PM (Pr6hk)

101 On the other hand, Kerry is bending over for mullah cock as official US policy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2013 10:16 PM (MBqvE)

..........................

If his cheeks aren't sagging and his asshole isn't raw by this point then I guess all our cheeks are sagging and all our assholes are raw. We are fucked.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 06:21 PM (Uy4Ub)

102 92 Oh shit, Obama's late.

Damn Shocked!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 10:19 PM (0FSuD)

They're trying to sober him up and squirt some visine in his eyes. C'mon, its Sat. night in the White House. It is always a party.

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:21 PM (LsJl8)

103 So we are trading Dennis Rodman for Amadjihadi?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:21 PM (gPyYF)

104
"The Obama administration has two great missions: fixing the economy and preventing Iran from gaining nuclear weapons."

Benjamin Netyanhu

Well Benny, he's fucked up two for two!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 06:21 PM (pJF+c)

105 And anyway, investigating administration misdeeds isn't the media's job. It's Romney's job. The media told us as much

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 06:21 PM (zihxQ)

106 >>> And btw, basic, autonomic, bodily functions don't count. Heh

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2013 06:22 PM (Ua6T/)

107 The room at the White House looks like hell.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 06:22 PM (BglJL)

108 They're trying to sober him up and squirt some visine in his eyes. C'mon, its Sat. night in the White House. It is always a party. Good point. Reggie visiting?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:22 PM (0FSuD)

109 The term "people of color" was invented by afro-centric marxists. They were angry that "white" had positive connotations of purity, nobility and cleanliness, while "black" had negative connotations of evil, death, and decay. So they tried to create their terminology. To define "white" people by what they lacked. Lacking "color" like someone who is ill, sick, or dying. Lacking "color" like something boring, bland, and uninteresting. The explicit goal was to Otherize white people. To demean and dehumanize. To define them as lacking.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 06:22 PM (ZPrif)

110 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)

111
I saw Autonomic Bodily Functions open for The Cramps back in '82.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2013 06:23 PM (MBqvE)

112 Soon I will be the slumlord of all America... A slightly radioactive America, but I will be Queen Slumlord.

Posted by: Valerie 'Dr. Evil' Jarrett at November 23, 2013 06:23 PM (Pr6hk)

113 The explicit goal was to Otherize white people. To demean and dehumanize. To define them as lacking. WTF? I gots some color.

Posted by: Speaker Boner at November 23, 2013 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

114 I feel sorry for you Americans. Your President will give up anything just to keep Obamacare out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Putin at November 23, 2013 06:23 PM (LsJl8)

115 This is how I feel about any emission from this administration.
http://tinyurl.com/nh24z5v

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:24 PM (gPyYF)

116
We will not be producing any product to weaponize any delivery system that would represent a threat to any part of the world. We are a peaceful nation, and only wish the best for all.

Posted by: The Iranian Pinicchio's at November 23, 2013 06:24 PM (pJF+c)

117 For those of you waiting for the JEF's statement...OKState just went up 28-3 over Baylor...those of us in central TX aren't terribly thrilled by this or the Iran thingy.... But we're still drinking.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:24 PM (pb1ij)

118 79 DC in Towson. Doing ok, had a bad run of luck with small stuff, my car died, heater went out & oven broke within a week of each other, sheesh. But I'm better off then a lot of people. Good luck on the job, prayer sent up for ya!

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:24 PM (vgd4f)

119 I saw Autonomic Bodily Functions open for The Cramps back in '82. Posted by: IllTempered ----------------- OK..., that thar is some dark humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:24 PM (aDwsi)

120 The term "people of color" was invented by afro-centric marxists. Professor being targeted over the "micro-agression" ofÂ… correcting the grammer of students who just happen to be "persons of color" http://tinyurl.com/mpahwus

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 06:25 PM (Vk2pI)

121 107 The room at the White House looks like hell. Girls have another rave party?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:25 PM (0FSuD)

122 "I'm still willing to bet that there were more reporters in Alaska covering Palin in 2008 than have been assigned to all the scandals in the Obama White House."

I still like the comparison that more effort was expended by the press corps(e) in vetting Joe The Plumber than there was on vetting Obamacare.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 06:25 PM (gqT4g)

123 details of nuke deal https://t.co/D22BbdUmFx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:25 PM (DmNpO)

124 Saudis donÂ’t trust TFG to deal with Iran.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:25 PM (z4WKX)

125 I thought Autonomic Bodily Fluids opened for Pussy Riot in Siberia this year?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:25 PM (gPyYF)

126 Has this fucker EVAH been on time? He's starting to make Bill Clinton look punctual.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:26 PM (0FSuD)

127 I'm off, it's time to put the 'bottle' inside of the genie.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 23, 2013 06:26 PM (Pr6hk)

128 Is that like a triple shot of Crown? Cause if so, you da man. Welcome in from Lurkerville. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. I've got the top shelf stuff out tonight, want some Woodford Reserve Double Oaked? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 10:20 PM (eQJwb) Triple Crown is a Crown knockoff. I started with a double shot. Round 2 coming soon. And yes, Woodford Reserve Double Oak would be great.

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 06:27 PM (i5xnd)

129 damn, I can actually name two good things he did i'll keep them in standby for JeffB he'll fall for it

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 06:27 PM (EazDf)

130 Okay. Beans, cramps, autonomic functions, and emissions. I don't like the the direction this thread is taking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

131 @123 If that is all true, not a bad deal. I trust them. They have ALWAYS kept their word. Did they but a deposit down on the Brooklyn Bridge also?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:28 PM (0FSuD)

132 MeanwhileÂ… a "Professor" who teaches how Whites are all oppressors is throwing a temper tantrum because two White students complained that she was demeaning them individually because of their race and their problem with her hateful tone: http://tinyurl.com/kj6j5al

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 06:29 PM (Vk2pI)

133 WSJ editorial by Henninger today is that Obama is responsible for 28% of young black men being unemployed. I read it on my iPad or IÂ’d paste link. Daniel blames his policies for our never recovered economy.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:29 PM (z4WKX)

134 Why doesn't Putin just make a statement...nobody believes Obama is leading anything except the collapse of his own country.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 06:29 PM (BglJL)

135 They tried to assassinate a Saudi ambassador in Washington D.C. in 2011 Anybody remember that and what was done?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 23, 2013 06:29 PM (b6koZ)

136 Snow squalls this afternoon, ice on the roads... OMG it's cold! 19 degrees tonight. Brrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 06:30 PM (Fjdw8)

137 I forgot to remind Jeff B to post a link to Peter Gabriel's "Family Snapshot" last night. Maybe he'll do it tonight

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 06:30 PM (zihxQ)

138 Over under on Obama showing up at 11 so he makes the local news?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:30 PM (0FSuD)

139
"We are always truthful, and never fuck our friends."

Posted by: Ayatollah Emanuel of Chicago at November 23, 2013 06:30 PM (pJF+c)

140 Sorry about the run of shitty luck lately. Keep driving on, this too shall pass. On a bright note....Vandy about to drop Tennessee in Neyland Stadium!!! Shots for the house, on me!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:31 PM (eQJwb)

141 Vandy takes the lead over Tennessee 14-10 with 16 seconds left.

Posted by: toby928© at November 23, 2013 06:31 PM (QupBk)

142 It's odd to have a term for "everybody but white people". It's kinda obviously, and needlessly, racist. We don't have a term for "everybody but black people". There's no word for "everybody but hispanics". There is a term for "everybody but east asians", and it's obviously racist, "round eye". Odd bit of language, that "person of color" term.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 06:31 PM (ZPrif)

143 On a bright note....Vandy about to drop Tennessee in Neyland Stadium!!! Shots for the house, on me! Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 10:31 PM (eQJwb) Boy, that's been a long time coming. TN sucks this year. Happy for Vandy, son almost went there. Sister will be pissed she's a UT grad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:32 PM (0FSuD)

144 --- ""Television, however, did affect some participants, specifically children between the ages of five and seven.""

"I don't expect to see democrats going after television entertainers anytime soon do you?"

After the next spree killer (and, sadly, there will be more) when the left have their predictable OMG-guns-are-the-cause hysterical calls to Do Something, the thing to do is to force through a GV rating for television, film and video games.

GV? "Gun Violence".

GV rating? No one under age eighteen allowed. Full stop.

This would be the biggest agonizing kick in the crotch Hollyweird have ever experienced. It would cost them literally tens of billions of dollars in revenue. Revenue which would then not be being kicked back into the coffers of the institutional left.

Because right now, Hollyweird are in the odd position of supporting a political party who want to ban guns across the board, while Hollyweird themselves at the same time practically print money with "entertainment" that's filled with shoot-em-up gun violence.

Break that connection, forcibly and permanently. Force them to live by the rules they intend to impose. They want a gun ban? Let's start with a gun ban in films marketed to those under 18.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 06:32 PM (gqT4g)

145 Oh, and since I'm the only one hear tonight that likes THE POKES, score is now 28-3!

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 06:32 PM (i5xnd)

146 two minute warning. So will he keep his other time outs?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:33 PM (0FSuD)

147 The Rocket Scientists of the SEC hold on for the win.

Posted by: toby928© from the future at November 23, 2013 06:33 PM (QupBk)

148 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 06:33 PM (T1005)

149 it's 18 here on it's way to 15

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

150 130 Mike Hammer, sorry my bad. DC, I'll take a shot of Patron with salt & lime please

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:33 PM (vgd4f)

151 Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 10:30 PM (Fjdw

It will be here tomorrow. Where do you live? I live near Boston.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:34 PM (z4WKX)

152 Let's start with a gun ban in films marketed to those under 18.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 10:32 PM

Way ahead of you, buddy. Walky talkies. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: steven spielberg at November 23, 2013 06:34 PM (9gNQd)

153 When the Iranians get their insurance cancellation notices, hoo boy, watch out.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 06:35 PM (AO9UG)

154 Lou, Is it still raining in Vegas?

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 06:35 PM (Fjdw8)

155 136 Snow squalls this afternoon, ice on the roads... OMG it's cold! 19 degrees tonight.

Brrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 10:30 PM (Fjdw

Hope you're safely home then!

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:35 PM (LsJl8)

156 Odd bit of language, that "person of color" term.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 10:31 PM (ZPrif)

Imprecision is the friend of the prog mind. "White" is also a color, but they can't bring themselves to say "persons of non-white hue"!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Medicare and DMV Administraitor) at November 23, 2013 06:35 PM (XdnQT)

157 "Person of color" also makes no sense. Northeast asians like Japanese are very light skin. Because they evolved to live in the north with low-sunlight winters. Light skin evolved to allow greater vitamin D production. Japanse, who count as "people of color" are lighter skinned than, say, Italians, who count as "white".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 06:35 PM (ZPrif)

158 >>>DC, I'll take a shot of Patron with salt & lime please No patron here, but I do have a very good tequila that Cougar bought me. The label has a skeleton, wearing a top hat, riding a chicken, using a spoon as a lance. It's moron worthy. Vandy wins!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:35 PM (eQJwb)

159
Most of Israel is safe and the people should feel secure from any intrusion from Iran. The tiny little piece of Israel that might be slightly insecure is Tel Aviv. But, it's not a problem for peace loving Iran.

Posted by: Ali Khamenei at November 23, 2013 06:36 PM (pJF+c)

160 So the Iranians get to keep their nuclear program, but only if, in part, they keep "inoperable" one-half of the centrifuges at Natanz and three-quarters of installed centrifuges at Fordow. The problem is the enrichment will still be going on at the other clandestine, undeclared sites and everybody will be using the Natanz and Fordow "figures" as the baseline. Idiots...

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:36 PM (ZyqBH)

161 Carol, I live in Northeastern Pennsylvania. My first real winter in over 30 years.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 06:36 PM (Fjdw8)

162 Iran won't pursue a nuclear weapon. Period. How can anyone believe a word he says.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 06:36 PM (BglJL)

163 Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 10:32 PM (gqT4g)

Exactly!

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:36 PM (LsJl8)

164 TFG speaketh!!
Peace in our time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 06:37 PM (mVyen)

165
Break that connection, forcibly and permanently. Force them to live by the rules they intend to impose. They want a gun ban? Let's start with a gun ban in films marketed to those under 18.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 10:32 PM (gqT4g)

No, let's start with rescinding the exceptions to firearms laws written to allow Hollywood to use guns that us unwashed proles are banned from using. Now that we have the capability to easily CGI every scary evil black rifle in existence into films and TV, there's no reason in the world for the entertainment industry to receive special gun privileges unavailable to the common citizen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2013 06:37 PM (MBqvE)

166 RUFKM? Stronger Together ‏@UniteBlue 5m Retweet if you are proud of President Obama tonight. http://t.co/bMXYztJfXj

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:37 PM (DmNpO)

167 Is it still raining in Vegas? Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 10:35 PM (Fjdw Not much at the moment: http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/Las+Vegas+NV:US

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)

168 TFG was getting his hair colored. He was grey in the picture on screen earlier.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:37 PM (z4WKX)

169 The problem is the enrichment will still be going on at the other clandestine, undeclared sites and everybody will be using the Natanz and Fordow "figures" as the baseline. Idiots...

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 10:36 PM (ZyqBH)

Sadly, everyone knows this and yet, we are being told this deal is awesome!

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:37 PM (LsJl8)

170 Yeah, I won't hold my breath for "person of lightness" to refer to everybody but black people. Speaking for all people of lightness -- all Japanese, Mexicans, Italians, Irish, and Pakistanis ... It's such an obviously stupid idea. Yet that same stupid idea is taught in a schools with "person of color".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 06:38 PM (ZPrif)

171 I am CDR M. In my warmest jammies with a robe on and socks and under the covers.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2013 06:38 PM (Fjdw8)

172 Japanse, who count as "people of color"

Since when?

Posted by: College Admission Director at November 23, 2013 06:38 PM (Pr6hk)

173 Let's start with a gun ban in films marketed to those under 18.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 10:32 PM (gqT4g)

Too bad we don't have a "party" interested in opposition to the ruling order by pursuing an unrelenting lawfare attack on the progs and playing the reverse Alinski of "living by your own rules".

Posted by: Hrothgar (Medicare and DMV Administraitor) at November 23, 2013 06:38 PM (XdnQT)

174 Gaylord Focker and Jean Francois Cary can assure the American people that Iran lacks a strategic delivery system for their peaceful nuclear weapons.

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:39 PM (gPyYF)

175 Sadly, everyone knows this and yet, we are being told this deal is awesome! Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 10:37 PM (LsJl Cuz the Lightbringer!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

176 WTF? I gots some color. Posted by: Speaker Boner at November 23, 2013 10:23 PM (0FSuD) And so you do. I'd get those dark spots on your liver checked right away.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 06:39 PM (oFCZn)

177 154 Mpfs, hi, rain stopped for now. Cold and foggy, brrrr. How are you, been awhile! DC, ok that will work, but I must admit, I'm kind of frightened

Hi cthulhu

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:39 PM (vgd4f)

178 My goddamned heater has failed AGAIN. And it's supposed to get down to single digits tomorrow. And it's Sunday so the repair guy won't be available. Good thing I've got a lot of wood to burn. Too bad the wood stove can't heat upstairs.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 23, 2013 06:39 PM (Y010F)

179 Anyone else seen those "presidential commemorative" newsmagazine-like "OBAMA" publications at the newstands? Because I saw the obamacare edition at the Barnes and Noble on Sheridan this morning. It was creepy as hell. Worse than MSNBC creepy.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 06:40 PM (zihxQ)

180 The "video games do not make kids more violent" is a cause and effect thing. Are they mental diminished to lose what is right and wrong before they play the video games and it just enhances the gap or the do the video games make them lose the line of what is right or wrong. Those that don't see violence outside the video game in real life can maintain what is real and what is a video game. Those that lose what is real and what is fake can kill thanks to the video games.

Just where did the "knockout game" come from. Some sick kids mind that spread or a video game. Something has broke in the kids as they see violence every day have it be with the gang in the hood or in a video game.

Posted by: T at November 23, 2013 06:40 PM (bkAvJ)

181 Good thing I've got a lot of wood to burn. Too bad the wood stove can't heat upstairs. Posted by: Trimegistus at November 23, 2013 10:39 PM (Y010F) Pillows, blankets and a couch FTW!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

182 I'm avoiding tv for the next few hours. I don't need to hear Osellout speak. I put in my recording of "Ball of Fire" instead.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:40 PM (KL49F)

183 So Barry, Iran will just put the tip in? Trust them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:40 PM (0FSuD)

184 The world is united? Diplomacy is the only way? Rush toward conflict....send a drone you coward.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 06:41 PM (BglJL)

185 We are looking at the dawn of a new age of whirled peas. Courtesy of the great appeaser. I thought I could not get any more pissed off. Once again, wrongamundo!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

186 Here's another thought - maybe the Mullahs have enough uranium already for a few small nukes, along with some uranium on the side they can "dilute" for the inspectors. Maybe they think they only need 6 more months to get the missile/warhead design right?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:41 PM (ZyqBH)

187 Flatbush, how about "of Neandertal descent"?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 06:41 PM (zihxQ)

188 History is fickle...remember, Chamberlain was hailed in October 1938...not so much when Hitler occupied the rest of CZ in March 1939. Things change. One point that's rarely made about Chamberlain...after Churchill assumed the PM slot in 1940, Chamberlain was in the cabinet and didn't snipe at him as so many of our "loyal" opposition does (...dissent is the highest form of patriotism!)

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:42 PM (pb1ij)

189 So, NO Obamacare on Sunday shows. All Peace Loving President who has saved the world! WTF? Applause at a press statement?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:42 PM (0FSuD)

190 Â“We have reached an agreement,Â” Michael Mann, spokesman for European Union foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton said in a Twitter posting that was echoed in a separate posting by Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif.

The deal, intended as first step toward a more comprehensive nuclear pact to be completed in six months, freezes or reverses progress at all of IranÂ’s major nuclear facilities, according to Western officials familiar with the details. It halts the installation of new centrifuges and caps the amount and type of enriched uranium that Iran is allowed to produce.

... this deal will be like Communism .. always over the horizon
or is the around the Verizon ?

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Geneva at November 23, 2013 06:42 PM (e8kgV)

191 we're still a month away from Winter

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2013 06:42 PM (tJGHm)

192 Don't forget, tip your infidel waitresses and try the goat!

Posted by: Mullahs, rofl at November 23, 2013 06:42 PM (8lmkt)

193 Too bad the wood stove can't heat upstairs.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 23, 2013 10:39 PM (Y010F)

I modified my heating vents to permit hot air from the wood stove to rise and exit at a floor level vent upstairs. The end result was a nice circulatory flow with colder air coming back downstairs via the staircase. Let me heat a very large house using a non-EPA approved wood stove I would give my eye teeth to have today!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Medicare and DMV Administraitor) at November 23, 2013 06:43 PM (XdnQT)

194 Come on Powerball I need to win tonight... need to build the bunker.

It's closer to nuclear midnight tonight than any other time I fear since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:43 PM (gPyYF)

195 Viciously cold weather in the Midwest. 5 freakin' degrees tonight. We've had a couple of mild winters lately so this feels like the coldest it's been in awhile.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:43 PM (KL49F)

196 192 Don't forget, tip your infidel waitresses and try the goat! Posted by: Mullahs, rofl at November 23, 2013 10:42 PM (8lmkt) Hey, leave my fucking goat alone.

Posted by: Mohanmed the Goat Fucker at November 23, 2013 06:43 PM (0FSuD)

197 The Paks are probably loading some gifts for the Saudis as we speak.

Posted by: SamIam at November 23, 2013 06:43 PM (HMI9a)

198 Barack Neville Chamberlain Obama.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:44 PM (KL49F)

199 Has Netanyahu made a statement yet? Because that is sure to be epic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 06:44 PM (oFCZn)

200 The JEF should have asked K.T McFarland to be SOS1

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:44 PM (z4WKX)

201 It's closer to nuclear midnight tonight than any other time I fear since the Cuban Missile Crisis. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 10:43 PM (gPyYF) A little mood music? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 06:44 PM (Vk2pI)

202 Too bad the wood stove can't heat upstairs. Posted by: Trimegistus ------------------ Pretty sure the phrase 'wood stove' triggers an NSA feed to the EPA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:44 PM (aDwsi)

203 My goddamned heater has failed AGAIN. And it's supposed to get down to single digits tomorrow. And it's Sunday so the repair guy won't be available. Good thing I've got a lot of wood to burn. Too bad the wood stove can't heat upstairs. *** Buy a good space heater.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:45 PM (DmNpO)

204 BC, didn't see you there. And where the fuck is Peaches? And toby928 needs to get here and make with the dirty jokes. I need a laugh.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:45 PM (eQJwb)

205 If you like your Iranian Nukes, you can keep your Iranian Nukes.

Posted by: Barry at November 23, 2013 06:45 PM (TCqhy)

206 Iran gets its entire population enrolled into Medicaid, Iran gives up two --TWO!!!-- of it's premium cable channels.

Posted by: --- at November 23, 2013 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

207 @205 - now that's one promise I think the JEF will keep.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:45 PM (pb1ij)

208 If you like your goat, you can keep your goat.

Posted by: Barry, Chom leader at November 23, 2013 06:46 PM (0FSuD)

209 Upper teens with gusty breezes in W. NC. But then we've already had temps like that a week or so ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

210 And where the fuck is Peaches?

Shut up! I'm trying to honor the new era of awesomeness TFG just ushered in. Plus, I saw his fuckin' helicopters today and flipped 'em off.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2013 06:46 PM (8lmkt)

211 Evening DC. HereÂ….something for the ONT. http://tinyurl.com/qd2ccr8 NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

212 189 Nip Sip, yeah, he's a joke, but the media are his faithful lap dogs!!

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 06:47 PM (vgd4f)

213 Anyone here like perogies? I'm wondering what you like to eat with them... I know the traditional Polish way is to eat them as the main meal with nothing but sour cream and butter, but I like veggies or something. Tonight I'm having them with asparagus.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:47 PM (KL49F)

214 So, NO Obamacare on Sunday shows. *** Nice catch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:47 PM (DmNpO)

215 @211 THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: Barry, Chom leader at November 23, 2013 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

216 @211 - sweet jeebus...forget the wood stove.... Thanks!

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:47 PM (pb1ij)

217 off damn sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

218 Got back from a large WMT that I don't normally go to in Boynton Beach. This one is the biggest format store - the ones with tire/lube service bays. Its also run by the local district manager and is considered a "showcase" store in the Palm Beach area.

The parking lot was about 70% of what I'd expected for this time of year on a Saturday night. The place should have been jumping, but I was able to checkout with no waiting...TDNBW.

Anyway, I go to the pharmacy to get some stuff and check my BP.

The dead simple old VitaStat machine, with two freaking buttons, had been replaced with some monstrosity with a touch screen. NOW, you have to wade through a bunch of menus, enter a birth date, gender, ethnicity, sit through a 30sec ad video, be asked if you'd like some information about Obamacare email to you...and only THEN will it actually allow you to proceed to getting your BP checked.

So, after testing, it tells me that I'm at a "moderate risk" of developing hypertension, and my heart-rate is 10 bp/m higher that I'd expected.

Well, fucking DOH! Wading through all that bullshit had me halfway to a freaking rage stroke by the time it gets around to sampling my BP.

FWIW, my BP is typically lower than normal...so low I can occasionally get brief vertigo standing up suddenly if I've been hunched over doing something.

THANKS BARACK!

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 06:48 PM (Xlbr8)

219 187 Flatbush, how about "of Neandertal descent"?
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 10:41 PM (zihxQ)
Aren't we all supposed to be descendents of "Lucy"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 06:48 PM (mVyen)

220 writers went out of their way to insult Americans during the show Wtf? They were making fun of Hollywood with the history revision thing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 06:48 PM (3LXBR)

221
Harry, it's Barack. I diverted their attention with the Iranian deal, and now we can move forward with the ACA to fully implement single payer. Good job Harry, and good luck.

Posted by: Hussein Obama at November 23, 2013 06:49 PM (pJF+c)

222 @213 - fry 'em up in butter with onions...and yes, it's the main meal...but have dill pickles and straight chilled vodka on the side.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 06:49 PM (pb1ij)

223 HereÂ….something for the ONT. http://tinyurl.com/qd2ccr8 NSFW Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT) *Smiles*

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)

224 The hidden gold in the Iranian nuke deal will be blaming Republicans(especially Bush) when things go sour.

Posted by: Barry and Kerry at November 23, 2013 06:49 PM (/aSjU)

225 Nov 22, 1963: JFK.assassinated Nov 23, 1963: Doctor Who appears Nov 23, 1981: Freddie Mercury announces he has aids. Nov 24, 1981: Freddie Murcury is dead. Coincidence?? I think not!

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 23, 2013 06:50 PM (tJGHm)

226
caps the amount and type of enriched uranium that Iran is allowed to produce.

Caps the amount of enriched uranium? Well if that amount isn't 0 then they can make nukes. But ya know....just a limited number.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2013 06:50 PM (iGPSR)

227 Here's some appropriate Christmas music to go with this Iran deal news: Christmas at Ground Zero http://tinyurl.com/26a6qlc

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 06:50 PM (ZyqBH)

228 TPH some of the commenters on that Weird Al song... who needs nuclear fall-out to have mutants?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:50 PM (gPyYF)

229 Has Netanyahu made a statement yet? Because that is sure to be epic. *** I keep waiting for his tweet

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 06:51 PM (DmNpO)

230 Okay, ebay officially sucks. I've ordered from them before using my debit card and suddenly they won't accept it? Screw it. Never going there again.

Posted by: katya, the desinated driver at November 23, 2013 06:51 PM (DoZD+)

231 Stage-2 Burn Ban here in Pierce County, WA.
NO burning EPA approved wood-stoves, pellet-stoves, or any fucking thing else we don't like!
Freeze in the dark, proles!

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2013 06:52 PM (BpTC0)

232 Anyone else notice the applause after Barry spoke? Never seen or heard that before, after a statement. The press clapping?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:52 PM (0FSuD)

233 Iran has significant domestic uranium deposits. They'd agree to anything because they know there's no way to verify anything.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 06:52 PM (Xlbr8)

234 YOU WHAT???

Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at November 23, 2013 06:52 PM (Pr6hk)

235 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 10:51 PM (DmNpO)

You interested in doing an ONT?

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:52 PM (LsJl8)

236 Mullahs are laughing their asses off right now. To celebrate they will fuck a goat tonight.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 06:52 PM (Rru72)

237 The only thing this agreement changes is the subject.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 06:53 PM (AO9UG)

238 @235 NDH would do a great ONT. She knows cats, ha ha.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:53 PM (0FSuD)

239 >>>HereÂ….something for the ONT. Oh. Oh, my. Erm, uh, ugh....yeah. (For those that don't this about me, I'm a big fan of boobs.)

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 06:54 PM (eQJwb)

240 Current Homo Stupidus is a mix of Homo Sapiens, Neanderthal, and Denisovian.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:54 PM (gPyYF)

241 236 Mullahs are laughing their asses off right now. To celebrate they will fuck a goat tonight. Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 10:52 PM (Rru72) So I am off the hook tonight? Good, I need a rest.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 23, 2013 06:54 PM (0FSuD)

242 Israel & Saudi Arabia are recoiling from this deal!

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:55 PM (z4WKX)

243
This is a win for me and America, but primarily demonstrates my formidable skills as a seasoned diplomat. It's almost as important as my courage in Vietnam.

Posted by: John F'n kerry, Sec of State at November 23, 2013 06:55 PM (pJF+c)

244 Looks like the left will get its $10/gallon gas within a year.

Posted by: phreshone at November 23, 2013 06:55 PM (Pr6hk)

245

@213

I always like a little bit of fried kielbasa to go with those perogies

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 06:55 PM (KDUNf)

246 So did Kerry bring his magic hat with him to Geneva?

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (LsJl8)

247 Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 10:49 PM (pb1ij)

Mmm, dill pickles sound good

The first time I made them, I boiled them... tonight I fried them and they are much better

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (KL49F)

248 Reading through twitter feeds. This Iran deal is a real doozy. Israel will not stand by and allow this to happen. What's next? Is Teh JEF going to bomb Israel after they do what they have to do?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (jucos)

249 My boobs itch, yeah, I said it! Get off the ont ya big dummies!

Posted by: lous a girl channeling Mark Levin at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (vgd4f)

250 Caps the amount of enriched uranium? Well if that amount isn't 0 then they can make nukes. But ya know....just a limited number. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2013 10:50 PM (iGPSR) We wouldn't want them having anything left after taking out Israel with which they could hit Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (Vk2pI)

251 Now Mister Ed speaks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (mVyen)

252 Time for Rd2. And TOUCHDOWN POKES! 35-3 with :30 sec left in 3rd quarter.

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 06:56 PM (i5xnd)

253 Riyadh to Tel Aviv, "Mordecai, can I borrow a few of your nukes?"

Tel Aviv to Riyadh, "Sure thing Prince Ahmed. We will even deliver them for you for free."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 06:57 PM (gPyYF)

254
Teraysa Kerry is home knocking back a quart of gin with plans to fuck the driver, while Jon-Jon basks in the glory of a win over Iran. Or something.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 06:57 PM (pJF+c)

255 The majority of Americans aren't going to buy O's Iran BS, are they? I'd hope that after so many eyes have been open to his lies that they would be careful about believing him again. He's hoping to prop his sagging poll numbers but I hope it won't work.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:57 PM (KL49F)

256 @248 It's a "six month" deal. Israel is simply fucked. They have to let it go for the six months.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 06:58 PM (0FSuD)

257 I cannot watch TFG for more than a few seconds so I donÂ’t know if anyone clapped. Kerry is going to go on forever!

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 06:58 PM (z4WKX)

258 And TOUCHDOWN POKES! 35-3 with :30 sec left in 3rd quarter. ------------ Is this one of those 'bullying' things?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

259 Just for DC. Seriously. No one else click. http://tinyurl.com/mzlx7s4

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

260
Looks like Bama and FSU will be an early championship game. Baylor is just gettin a hammerin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2013 06:58 PM (iGPSR)

261 The pussy rolled over again. All just in time for war season in the ME.

Posted by: Bashar al Assad at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (Pr6hk)

262 Maybe Kerry got it wrong Maybe we will all get bombed Blame it on the Tea Party, baby fail

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (zihxQ)

263 232 Anyone else notice the applause after Barry spoke?
Never seen or heard that before, after a statement.
The press clapping?Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 10:52 PM (0FSuD)
They must have had thrills going up their legs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (mVyen)

264 I know enough science and practical skills to be useful in Barter Town.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (AO9UG)

265 242 Israel & Saudi Arabia are recoiling from this deal!

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 10:55 PM (z4WKX)

Add in Egypt and the UAE, too. They're smarter than the West right now. Good Lord!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (KL49F)

266 I cannot watch TFG for more than a few seconds so I donÂ’t know if anyone clapped. ----------------- Yeah, I can't watch/listen. I get the color commentary here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (aDwsi)

267 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 10:57 PM (KL49F)

I have begun to wonder if it is possible to underestimate the gullibility (and stupidity) of far too many of our fellow "citizens", even though some real information is beginning to trickle out.

Posted by: Hrothgar (Medicare and DMV Administraitor) at November 23, 2013 06:59 PM (XdnQT)

268 @247 - dill pickles are a traditional Russian side when drinking water glasses full of vodka. I learned this from my late friend - Nikolai Nikitavitch Belevtsov... The pierogis should be boiled first...then the light fry in butter with onions...of course drinking vodka all the while. I suspect that drinking vodka heavily will be the norm for quite a while.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 07:00 PM (pb1ij)

269 " What's next? Is Teh JEF going to bomb Israel after they do what they have to do?"

Be interesting to see just how many American pilots would push the buttons and follow that order.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:00 PM (nkPV9)

270
The American public doesn't care about Iran, and any diversion will only be the public's concern over their ability to purchase Persian rugs.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 07:00 PM (pJF+c)

271 3
Woot Woot....................Second place in the chili cookoff and guessing by all my typing erors here 6th?

Posted by: Molly k. at November 23, 2013 09:55 PM (Uy4Ub)

What recipe did u use?

Posted by: Cicero Kid Has eaten most everying EXCEPT friggin' hedghogs. at November 23, 2013 07:00 PM (6fSty)

272 CNN just cut away from Kerry mid-speech at the top of the hour in order to go back to their neverending JFK coverage.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 07:01 PM (kqGWM)

273 Kerry telling Israel they will be safer. And they will save $2,500 on their insurance and can keep their doctor too.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 07:01 PM (BglJL)

274 DC, you want some laughs The Graham Norton show tonight was pretty funny.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:01 PM (3LXBR)

275 In the last decade there have actually been tons of studies that have decoded the human family tree. Just google "genetic distance tree" or "genetic distance map". So we actually know how closely related all the world's ethnic groups are. There's no set # of ethnic groups. You can always look for every finer groupings. But you can have the computer just divide people into N # of groups based off genetic distance. If N=2 then genetic distance algorithms produce two groups: sub-Saharan Africans and everybody else. If N=3 then you get sub-Saharan Africans, and then the big split between, roughly West Eurasians and East Eurasians. As N increases you get ever finer grain. Eventually you start separating out the Norwegians from the Swedes, and the Koreans from the Japanese. Ethnic groups are really just really extended families. And, like extended families, they overlap and exist on multiple levels. Razib at Gene Expression does a good job of explaining human evolution. Genetic analysis is really letting us tease apart human deep history and the evolution of modern ethnic groups.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:01 PM (ZPrif)

276 I am making popcorn and opening a new bottle of good scotch so I can be ready an fully enjoy watching john bolton analyze this "deal."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

277 So are the MSM toads having organisms? You have to hand it to Barry, changing the subject is a great move. Tomorrow, no talk about the Nuclear option, no talk about ObamaCare. All break through peace loving Obama savior of the world, all the time. MSM will run with this like a dog in heat.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (0FSuD)

278 Woa...ITS NOT A TAX, its a "fee"!!!

https://www.healthcare.gov/ what-if-someone-doesnt-have-health-coverage-in-2014/

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (Xlbr8)

279 Yeah, I can't watch/listen. I get the color commentary here. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 10:59 PM (aDwsi)
Or is it "commentary of color"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (mVyen)

280 The LIV thing works both ways... They never payed attention to all of the other shit leading up to TFGcare...they will not pay attention to this Iran stunt either. TFGcare will still be the #1 story next week.

Posted by: ET at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (uGlk8)

281 Try this scenario on for size.

Israel takes out Iran's facilities with Saudi help.
Gaylord threatens to bomb Israel.
Saudi Arabia and OPEC turn off the oil tap.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (gPyYF)

282 is "intensibly" a word?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

283 There are lots of sad little Bears and Bear-ettes in central TX tonight...man, I did not see this coming...first a potential nuclear holocaust in the ME and now this?

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 07:03 PM (pb1ij)

284 obamadefense - if you like your country you can keep your country.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

285 maybe they'll bomb tel aviv maybe a chilean yeshiv (a) Blame to on the tea party, baby Fail

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 07:03 PM (zihxQ)

286 272 CNN just cut away from Kerry mid-speech at the top of the hour in order to go back to their neverending JFK coverage.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 11:01 PM (kqGWM)

LOL! So the JFK wallowing actually saved the day. *snort*

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 07:04 PM (KL49F)

287 nobody is madder about this new deal then saudi arabia and israel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

288 LOL! So the JFK wallowing actually saved the day. *snort* Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 11:04 PM (KL49F) So have they gotten to the rape of the intern yet?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:04 PM (0FSuD)

289 177 154 Mpfs, hi, rain stopped for now. Cold and foggy, brrrr. How are you, been awhile!
DC, ok that will work, but I must admit, I'm kind of frightened
Hi cthulhu

Posted by: lou's a peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich eatin bitch at November 23, 2013 10:39 PM (vgd4f)

Hey, lou's!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 07:04 PM (T1005)

290 The dead simple old VitaStat machine, with two freaking buttons, had been replaced with some monstrosity with a touch screen. NOW, you have to wade through a bunch of menus, enter a birth date, gender, ethnicity, sit through a 30sec ad video, be asked if you'd like some information about Obamacare email to you...and only THEN will it actually allow you to proceed to getting your BP checked.

...
Posted by: Purp at November 23, 2013 10:48 PM (Xlbr

I hate the tendency of new tech to make things more complicated and less useful.

They must be disciples of Progressivism. Let's keep making Changes just because!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at November 23, 2013 07:05 PM (oXyNY)

291 if obama had been in office during the cuban missile crisis the soviets would have nuclear weapons plants in cuba.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

292

Let me be clear and make no mistake, we are crystal clear Iran will never have a nuclear weapon as long as the stock pile of uranium is .....

F**k it, I can't keep up with the lies..

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 07:05 PM (Rru72)

293 that dads are the original hipsters site is funny, recommended

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 23, 2013 07:05 PM (XvrTA)

294 fully enjoy watching john bolton analyze this "deal." Fuck you coulda warned us that horse face was still braying like a mule! I'm gonna need to break out the booze to recover

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:05 PM (3LXBR)

295

255 The majority of Americans aren't going to buy O's Iran BS, are they? I'd hope that after so many eyes have been open to his lies that they would be careful about believing him again.

Yes, many will buy this load of BS.

1- It's not O'care, different subject therefore he gets a reset on his lie-o-meter

2- Media spin, which we all know will be all-in

3- Short term memory problems of many in the U.S. Most won't even get the reference to "Peace for our time"

4- LIV lifestyle, how many even realize that the Iranians are working on a bomb?

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (KDUNf)

296 So will they give any credit to Hillary, or are they going to use the occasion to bone her.

Posted by: phreshone at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (Pr6hk)

297 @288 - no, not yet, I hear they have it completely covered for the shows planned for 2063.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (pb1ij)

298 Prolly more JFK coverage now than when he got whacked...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (Xlbr8)

299 so, how long before the saudis and israelis are offering reciprocal rights at mecca and wailing wall?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

300
When the deal was cut, Kerry was wearing his good-luck Cambodian cock ring he awarded to himself after killing a water buffalo deep inside enemy territory.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (pJF+c)

301 *passes to Bebe a full decanter of her favourite stuff*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 07:06 PM (gPyYF)

302 I zee nothing. I zee nothing.

Posted by: Barry 'Sgt Schultz' Soetoro at November 23, 2013 07:07 PM (Pr6hk)

303 273 Kerry telling Israel they will be safer. And they will save $2,500 on their insurance and can keep their doctor too.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 11:01 PM (BglJL)

Yep, Dems don't just tell Americans they "know what's best for us/for your own good", nope; they tell the WORLD. Where is Nemesis when you need her?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 07:07 PM (KL49F)

304 Why does damn refrig ice maker ice always form around the damn glass so you can not drink your drink without that shit holding up the drink?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:07 PM (0FSuD)

305 ...OK, so just to be clear...is there anybody on this thread who's NOT drinking heavily?

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (pb1ij)

306 so, if agreement language is so opaque as to need lurch to explain it using the phrase "let me be clear", what are the odds it is open to interpretation?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

307 Is this one of those "bullying" things? Mike Hammer I hope so!

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (ktPHV)

308 if obama had been in office during the cuban missile crisis the soviets would have nuclear weapons plants in ~~cuba~~ MIAMI.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (Xlbr8)

309 I'll gladly give you nuclear capabilities Tuesday for a PR diversion today.

Posted by: Wimpy Soetoro at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (Pr6hk)

310
The MFM clapped because they hate Israel. Simple as that, they are all like zombie helen thomas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (iGPSR)

311 "Stage-2 Burn Ban here in Pierce County, WA. NO burning EPA approved wood-stoves, pellet-stoves, or any fucking thing else we don't like! Freeze in the dark, proles!"

I was relating to someone while traveling about wood stoves. I told him that back home in Commiefornia, the authorities are so obsessed with "green" purity that they drive around on cold winters' nights with infrared cameras to find householders who are actually burning wood to stay warm, to write them expensive citations.

He laughed for two minutes straight at my joke. Until he realized that (a) I wasn't smiling, and (b) I wasn't joking, and (c) Commiefornia actually does that shit now.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 07:08 PM (gqT4g)

312 301 *passes to Bebe a full decanter of her favourite stuff* Yeeeehaaawww. I can also numb my ankle & back. Partay!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:09 PM (3LXBR)

313
Who does Kerry think he is, TOTUS?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 07:09 PM (pJF+c)

314 Learning ain't on this boy's agenda.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at November 23, 2013 07:09 PM (Pr6hk)

315 Kerry is full of shit. Period.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 07:09 PM (Rru72)

316 Actually, that was not clapping when obama entered, it was the sound cameras, flashes and such. funny thing is, everyone noticing the noise points to how infrequently it is heard anymore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

317 I'm thinking one of them WMT Obamacare pitching BP machines could be used to express "dissent".

Ain't nothing keeping you from putting in an email address that ain't yours...say the WH's or your congressman/Senator.

Just saying...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 07:10 PM (Xlbr8)

318 316 Actually, that was not clapping when obama entered, it was the sound cameras, flashes and such. funny thing is, everyone noticing the noise points to how infrequently it is heard anymore. The clapping was AFTER he spoke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:10 PM (0FSuD)

319 Regarding the chart, didn't we already match up and now we're in 1934, or something like that?

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2013 07:10 PM (FcR7P)

320 Hah, technically the suras 14 and 22 open the House of God (Mecca) to all the sons of Abraham. That's Jews and Samaritans too, maybe Mandaeans. Not Christians, but those (like me) of Abrahamic *descent* might get dispensation

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (zihxQ)

321 kerry is "vigorously enforcing" things, and I think reggie love knows what that means.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

322 Didn't think anything could be worse than a lying preening Obama - Kerry makes it a real close horserace.

Posted by: gracepmc at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (rznx3)

323 The Tea Party will be blamed after the middle east is turned to glass.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (jucos)

324 "Kerry telling Israel they will be safer. And they will save $2,500 on their insurance and can keep their doctor too."

I dislike that Twitter contraption and don't get anywhere near it myself, but that's worthy of being massively tweeted.

I would die instantly of an overload of joy if Netanyahu were to walk out tomorrow and say that in front of the assembled news cameras.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (gqT4g)

325
Even the French are making fun of Kerry and Obama and especially their white flag.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (pJF+c)

326 End times anybody? Anybody?

Posted by: jmel at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (cfFqn)

327 Looks like a long session of 'missile launch' tonight.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 23, 2013 07:11 PM (Pr6hk)

328 Well, have a pleasant buzz, debating about going to decon 3 and getting fucked up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:12 PM (0FSuD)

329 Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 11:06 PM (KDUNf)

I'm hoping that since this Iran deal will not lower Americans' new monthly premiums, this won't help his popularity.

How much did the Camp David Accords help Carter? People still voted him out so maybe this will be a nothingburger for O.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 07:12 PM (KL49F)

330 I am on my first glass of wine, so I am not yet. I might be. Is Kerry saying anything worthwhile? I muted it. How long has he been on now?

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:12 PM (z4WKX)

331 The third antichrist is in the building.

Posted by: Nostradamus at November 23, 2013 07:12 PM (Pr6hk)

332 This is only the first step. So hang on to your ass, it only gets better.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 07:13 PM (Rru72)

333 Damn, Baylor getting pwned. Just write in FSU and Alabama for the championship game.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2013 07:13 PM (fOFYL)

334 Spotted: The Persian Squirrel.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:14 PM (AO9UG)

335 Some more mood music
http://youtu.be/UHBqJj0znYo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 07:14 PM (gPyYF)

336 Ok, just to be cle4, is there anyone on this thread not drinking heavily? If so, they're doing it wrong. :-)

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 07:14 PM (ktPHV)

337 I don't think this trip through the pipe is going to turn out so well.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at November 23, 2013 07:14 PM (Pr6hk)

338 The clapping was AFTER he spoke. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23 are you sure? I replayed it several times and I may have heard a clap or two but the overwhelming sound was mechanical.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

339 You screwed up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Barry 'Otter' Soetoro at November 23, 2013 07:15 PM (Pr6hk)

340 I would die instantly of an overload of joy if Netanyahu were to walk out tomorrow and say that in front of the assembled news cameras. Odds the planes are already in the air, or the missiles are flying? Perfect timing while everyone is distracted by tfg & horse face jerking each other off on the tv

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:15 PM (3LXBR)

341
Paging John Bolton..... paging John Bolton for the critical analysis without the Kerry infantile blabbering and psychobabble.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 23, 2013 07:15 PM (pJF+c)

342 334 Spotted: The Persian Squirrel.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 11:14 PM (AO9UG)

I lol'd.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 07:15 PM (KL49F)

343 Second pot of coffee. 8 more hours to go.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 07:15 PM (KDUNf)

344 Nuclear Winter? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 23, 2013 07:16 PM (Pr6hk)

345 I've never heard so many lies in such a short time in my life.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 07:16 PM (Rru72)

346 Mmmm. Pierogies Bratwurst and sauerkraut. And yes to the sour cream.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 23, 2013 07:16 PM (RfLFX)

347 Kerry is laughable. I think he actually believes he can lecture Iran, Israel and the region. Nobody takes him seriously.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 07:16 PM (BglJL)

348 Nature watcher, "How can you tell its a Persian Squirrel?"

NEST member with Geiger counter, "By the glow and clacking sound."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 07:16 PM (gPyYF)

349 Kerry trots out the "some may say" straw man argument to blame those who don't agree with him when this thing fails.

Posted by: Elinor at November 23, 2013 07:16 PM (TCqhy)

350 Just write in FSU and Alabama for the championship game. I'm not writing Alabama in yet. *cough*Auburn*cough*

Posted by: toby928© at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (QupBk)

351 so, bad news is obamacare does not have any coverage for radiation poisoning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

352 Gotta love that middle east money pouring in.

Posted by: Barry and Kerry at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (/aSjU)

353 Pygmies are probably the most genetically different ethnic group on the planet. Genetic analysis shows the pygmies and the rest of humanity split off long ago. So first was the pygmy and non-pygmies in sub-Saharan Africa. And then later in history was the sub-Saharan African and Eurasian split. It was the proto-Eurasians who mated with Neanderthals, and the split into Western and Eastern Eurasian branches. Then there were Eastern Eurasian branches that mated with the Denisovans in Melanesia. Everybody who isn't sub-Saharan African is 2-5% Neandertal. While Melanesians and aborginal Australians are 5-6% Denisovan.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (ZPrif)

354 "boned" And Hillary in the same sentence? Puke

Posted by: CMU VET at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (ejB0r)

355 Turn your head to the right. Cough, please. Now to the left. Cough again, please. Next.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (AO9UG)

356 >>>Just for DC. Stupid hands. Bebe!! Woot! How the girls doing? Still perky I assume.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (eQJwb)

357 So I just saw a comment somewhere else about this Iran thing that brought up a good point. The sanctions on Iran were passed into law by Congress. What gives Barky the authority to alter the sanctions?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)

358 He laughed for two minutes straight at my joke. Until he realized that (a) I wasn't smiling, and (b) I wasn't joking, and (c) Commiefornia actually does that shit now. Posted by: torque wrench at November 23, 2013 11:08 PM (gqT4g) Things arenÂ’t much different here in MA. Rules, regulations & all that bull. But here it is very cold. IÂ’m wearing a camisole, a heavy sweatshirt and sherpa line sweatshirt jacket, no hood because I have a bad neck the hood interferes with my neck. It is 29 degrees here near Boston.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (z4WKX)

359 hold on one fucking minute, this is not a redeye skit, seriously?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

360 Holy shit, Baylor stinking it up

Posted by: lous a girl channeling Mark Levin at November 23, 2013 07:18 PM (vgd4f)

361 Obamacare?

Posted by: NBC at November 23, 2013 07:18 PM (jucos)

362 And now we have Judy Miller to bring it all together. Dumb bitch.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2013 07:18 PM (Rru72)

363

346 Mmmm. Pierogies
Bratwurst and sauerkraut.
And yes to the sour cream

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Copious amounts of Vodka at November 23, 2013 07:18 PM (6fSty)

364 @338 Yeah, I watched it live, even posted about it as it happened, see above somewhere. It was fucking clapping.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

365 I hope the saudis really did give him illegal contributions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

366 Huh?

Dozed off for about an hour. Wake up to see Fox News is running old episodes of Mr. Ed.

What gives?

Posted by: sleepy Moron at November 23, 2013 07:19 PM (xKK9v)

367

I'm hoping that since this Iran deal will not lower Americans' new monthly premiums, this won't help his popularity.

The trouble with that is - we are still paying $3 / gal of gas. Remember how mad everyone was right before the election in '08 that gas was $1.75 / gal

Yes, we are hearing about the sticker shock right now - but in just a short time, this will become the new normal and will no longer be talked about.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 07:19 PM (KDUNf)

368 Bebe!! Woot! How the girls doing? Still perky I assume. Bwwaaahhhh, you have a short memory. They haven't been perky since I was 12!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:20 PM (3LXBR)

369 And TOUCHDOWN POKES! Can't say that often enough.

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 07:20 PM (ktPHV)

370 Pygmies also have an avg IQ of around 60 and are mainly kept as slaves by other African groups. Well, more like pets than slaves. They are considered good luck charms.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:20 PM (ZPrif)

371 39 in Dallas, on its way to 30 overnight... Winter storm warning for Sun/Mon

Requesting the morons be extra funny for the next 48 hours.

oh. and Al Gore... Fuck you

Posted by: phreshone at November 23, 2013 07:20 PM (Pr6hk)

372 @338 See @232

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:20 PM (0FSuD)

373 Yeah, I watched it live, even posted about it as it happened, see above somewhere. It was fucking clapping. Posted by: Nip Sip at N all right, listen, I watched it live and replayed it five times to check your comment and you are wrong. fox is running and I did not record but am able to rewind. it is possible one person clapped once but it was overwhelmingly mechanical sounds. no clapping. no one hates the mfm more than me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

374 363,Mmmm. Pierogies My late Mother & my late FatherÂ’s mother used to make those from scratch, along with blintzes. I never liked any of them. I used to like the potato pancakes & put sugar on top. I'm Polish.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:21 PM (z4WKX)

375 HOW beautiful is the glow of the sky over Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 23, 2013 07:21 PM (Pr6hk)

376 Pacquiao fight has a lot of celebrities showing up in China. Obviously some Chinese billionaire paid David Beckham and Paris Hilton big $$ to show up and be introduced. Probably some billionaire Chinese casino owner in Macao.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:21 PM (ZPrif)

377 364 @338 Yeah, I watched it live, even posted about it as it happened, see above somewhere. It was fucking clapping.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 11:18 PM (0FSuD)
I heard it too. Kerry didn't get applause but he was speaking to a different group.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 07:22 PM (mVyen)

378 Lets all gather in a circle and sing, Choom Bya.

Posted by: Barry and Kerry at November 23, 2013 07:22 PM (/aSjU)

379 #324 Tourquewrench I don't tweet either.

Posted by: Coleridge at November 23, 2013 07:22 PM (BglJL)

380 @338 Actually @189 I mention the clapping. See time.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:22 PM (0FSuD)

381 poom it is the new boom

Posted by: poom! at November 23, 2013 07:22 PM (Yyplq)

382 I enjoy watching Harris Faulkner when they bring her in for these late night, no-notice breaking news stories.

Posted by: Elinor at November 23, 2013 07:22 PM (TCqhy)

383 Yes, we are hearing about the sticker shock right now - but in just a short time, this will become the new normal and will no longer be talked about.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 11:19 PM (KDUNf)

___________________

Hell.... it already is. I get excited when I see petrol at sub $3.20. The middle class is getting CRUSHED by energy prices and inflation, add in the coming clusterfuckery of the Obamacide sticker shock and I see collapse. This simply cannot go on.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 07:23 PM (jucos)

384 Wow Harris Faulkner sounds pissed

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:23 PM (3LXBR)

385 Sorry, but there was no clapping after Obama's press conference. It was a huge wave of mechanical shutter sounds like yankeefifth suggested. The press ain't too bright these days, but they aren't that fuckin' dumb.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 07:23 PM (kqGWM)

386 Pygmies also have an avg IQ of around 60

That's SENATOR pygmy to to you punk!

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 23, 2013 07:23 PM (Xlbr8)

387 Talking about sleet/freezing rain Wed in CLT. Great time for son to fly down from DC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:24 PM (0FSuD)

388 Wow Harris Faulkner sounds pissed Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 11:23 PM (3LXBR) but she is really hot for a 48yo. poom, poom!

Posted by: poom! at November 23, 2013 07:25 PM (Yyplq)

389 Dressing warmly
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/07/no-835/

And back to writing I go.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 23, 2013 07:25 PM (gPyYF)

390 I was four when JFK was killed and donÂ’t remember it. Today I read an article about the hours on Air Force One from TX back to DC. I have to admit I admire Jackie Kennedy. She held it together when the country needed her strength.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:26 PM (z4WKX)

391 that bomber cat at the top is krazy

Posted by: poom! at November 23, 2013 07:26 PM (Yyplq)

392 regarding clapping, again, y'all are wrong. I mistakenly thought there was clapping when he walked in before I realized what it was. now pay attention, I replayed it several times after we started discussing it and it is not applause it is mechanical - from the time he stops speaking until he leaves the room. I am not saying there was no applause during his speaking or following his departure from the room. have either of you replayed and checked? I am not telling you I disagree, I am telling you I have replayed it 5 / FIVE times and my most sincere answer is no applause. happy to say I am wrong when I am wrong but as shown on fox there was no applause.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

393 What I noticed about pygmies is that they don't have a language. Even the !shan (bushmen) have their own language. The pygmies just communicate with whatever language they are taught.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 07:27 PM (zihxQ)

394 I suspect the live feed with the clapping was cleaned up. People don't pack up right after a briefing. Time stamp on @189 was 10:42 during the feed. It was clapping.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:27 PM (0FSuD)

395 Pygmies also have an avg IQ of around 60 That's SENATOR pygmy to to you punk! Posted by: Purp at November 23, 2013 11:23 PM (Xlbr

Pygmies make up for it in volume.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:28 PM (AO9UG)

396 Clap on! Clap off!

Posted by: D'oh!bamma's ratings go into the clapper at November 23, 2013 07:28 PM (6fSty)

397 Y'all may wanna head over to Drudge...

The ChiComs have moved the Senkaku Island game to the next level.

Cmdr M take note...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 23, 2013 07:28 PM (lJaja)

398 It was clapping. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 11:27 PM (0FSuD) I can clap my mud flaps like together, got it

Posted by: Sandera Fluke at November 23, 2013 07:28 PM (Yyplq)

399 @392 I don't have any idea how to replay it, I didn't record it and now I've had too much to drink to give a shit. Night all.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, 2013 07:29 PM (0FSuD)

400

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 11:23 PM (jucos)

I totally agree. I just think that we have too many idiots in this country that can tell me everything about Survivor season X, Honey Boo Boo and the Duck Dynasty but have no clue how cufked the whole economy is.

They just 'accept' the new level of costs and continue on with no questions.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 07:29 PM (KDUNf)

401 353 Pygmies are probably the most genetically different ethnic group on the planet. Genetic analysis shows the pygmies and the rest of humanity split off long ago. So first was the pygmy and non-pygmies in sub-Saharan Africa. And then later in history was the sub-Saharan African and Eurasian split. It was the proto-Eurasians who mated with Neanderthals, and the split into Western and Eastern Eurasian branches. Then there were Eastern Eurasian branches that mated with the Denisovans in Melanesia. Everybody who isn't sub-Saharan African is 2-5% Neandertal. While Melanesians and aborginal Australians are 5-6% Denisovan. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 11:17 PM (ZPrif) --I thought the Sentinel Islanders were the most unique?

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2013 07:29 PM (fOFYL)

402 OPE
POE
EPO
OEP
PEO
EOP

Posted by: General Ripper at November 23, 2013 07:29 PM (Pr6hk)

403 The ChiComs have moved the Senkaku Island game to the next level. ---------------- Nothing to worry about. Kerry will visit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

404 Uncle! Uncle!

Posted by: Baylor Bears at November 23, 2013 07:29 PM (fOFYL)

405 @394: "I suspect the live feed with the clapping was cleaned up." I, for one, can't wait for Black Friday tin foil markdowns.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 07:30 PM (kqGWM)

406 Clapping? No clapping? Can we talk about something serious here? JFK West Berlin speech. "Ich bin ein Berliner"

What did he really say?

+10 internetz if you get it right.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:31 PM (nkPV9)

407 >>>They haven't been perky since I was 12! Hmm, I seem to remember differently. of course i could always be persuaded with some photographic or videographic evidence.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:31 PM (eQJwb)

408 The ChiComs have moved the Senkaku Island game to the next level. ---------------- Nothing to worry about. Kerry will visit. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 11:29 PM (aDwsi) Dragons vs. Giant Robots.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:31 PM (AO9UG)

409 I suspect the live feed with the clapping was cleaned up. People don't pack up right after a briefing. Time stamp on @189 was 10:42 during the feed. It was clapping. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 23, say what ? you are saying it was edited out in real time? sometime after obama left the room everyone started clapping? where did you watch it that you were getting an unedited feed or a feed giving you access after the station cut away? were you there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

410 I am a jelly doughnut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

411 The ChiComs have moved the Senkaku Island game to the next level.

Cmdr M take note...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 23, 2013 11:28 PM (lJaja)

Yeah, I saw that earlier today. It's like they know Obama won't do anything and they aren't afraid of Japan.

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 07:31 PM (LsJl8)

412 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 23, 2013 11:23 PM (judos) I took a loan out for a new roof and am also getting new windows because I have a big house and my late parents struggled to own it. I had to buy out my younger brother two years ago because I would not sell it at a loss for them. I have two floors to heat, oil heat!

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:32 PM (z4WKX)

413 Its a clap fight.

Also its about time for Russia to attack one of its old territories again. Either that or obama will give them another island or two.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2013 07:32 PM (iGPSR)

414 The Pacquiao fight is against Rios -- a Mex-American. So we get a the retarded spectacle of Brandon Rios, who has very pale skin and grew up in Kansas, running around waving the Mexican flag and talking about "Brown Pride".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:32 PM (ZPrif)

415 MABUS - the third is truly here.

Posted by: Nostradamus at November 23, 2013 07:32 PM (Pr6hk)

416 Yeah, I saw that earlier today. It's like they know Obama won't do anything and they aren't afraid of Japan. Posted by: CDR M at N It was a concession to get the chicoms in on the iran deal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

417 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 11:31 PM (aDwsi)

Please step to the front of the Crowd. We have a winner!!

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:33 PM (nkPV9)

418 411 The ChiComs have moved the Senkaku Island game to the next level. Cmdr M take note... Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 23, 2013 11:28 PM (lJaja) Yeah, I saw that earlier today. It's like they know Obama won't do anything and they aren't afraid of Japan. Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 11:31 PM (LsJl

It's all coming together, *rubs hands with glee*

Posted by: Khorne (Flakes) at November 23, 2013 07:33 PM (ZyqBH)

419 Back to that wood stove not heating the upstairs... At my in-laws (too good of an idea, so I know he didn't come up with it), there us an extra air return vent above the wood stove. It stays blocked off until they want to burn wood. When they do, they open that return, block off the main house return, and switch the central air to "fan only." This circulates warm air throughout the entire house. Of course, they're too lazy to actually burn wood. The couple of cords I split and stacked a few years ago is rotting in the bclosed.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 23, 2013 07:33 PM (RfLFX)

420 It was a concession to get the chicoms in on the iran deal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 11:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

Well they do need Iranian oil.

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2013 07:33 PM (LsJl8)

421 Really? Really?

Posted by: Albert Einstein at November 23, 2013 07:34 PM (Pr6hk)

422 Bwwaaahhhh, you have a short memory. They haven't been perky since I was 12! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at N a. I don't believe you 2. I can help.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

423 Add in Egypt and the UAE, too. They're smarter than the West right now. Good Lord! Posted by: AslanÂ’s Girl at November 23, 2013 10:59 PM (KL49F) It is a shame to see our Country so screwed up!

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:34 PM (z4WKX)

424 Posted by: sleepy Moron at November 23, 2013 11:19 PM (xKK9v)

This is why I read the comments.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 07:35 PM (KL49F)

425 GMB - Yeah, well..., it's nothing compared to Hillary and the Reset Button deal. I forget what she actually said, but it was something like "Shut up and sit down".

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

426 Well they do need Iranian oil. Posted by: CDR M at N obama has discovered a whole new set of options - negotiating away his friends and allies assets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

427 i could always be persuaded with some photographic or videographic evidence. Ok, and I can "cheer up" ace after cac's treachery at the same time http://tinypic.com/r/2ihrtiv/6

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:35 PM (3LXBR)

428 Way to stick it to hymie

Posted by: Reverend Wright at November 23, 2013 07:36 PM (Pr6hk)

429 417 Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 11:31 PM (aDwsi)
Please step to the front of the Crowd. We have a winner!!
Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 11:33 PM (nkPV9)
I've heard defenders of Kennedy say that that was not what it meant.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 07:36 PM (mVyen)

430 411 -- CDR M at November 23, 2013 11:31 PM (LsJl

If I were the ChiComs, I wouldn't take Japan too lightly.

That nuke advantage could disappear PDQ if the Chinese push too hard.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 23, 2013 07:37 PM (lJaja)

431 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 11:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

I am so stealing that!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 07:37 PM (KL49F)

432 428 Way to stick it to hymie
Posted by: Reverend Wright at November 23, 2013 11:36 PM (Pr6hk)
Hymie the Control robot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 07:37 PM (mVyen)

433 http://tinypic.com/r/2ihrtiv/6 hold on, that's Bebe? I always think of her in something leopard, or less.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

434 Way to stick it to hymie Posted by: Reverend Wright --------------- I believe you have mis-sourced that. I think it was Jesse Jackson .

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 07:37 PM (aDwsi)

435 We won't have to bury you. You'll do it yourselves.

Posted by: Nikita Krushchev at November 23, 2013 07:37 PM (Pr6hk)

436 I saw some old west german footage of that speech back in the day. There was just a little barely audible chuckle from the crowd. Everyone knew what he meant by the way.

Still is a little funny though.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:38 PM (nkPV9)

437 The ChiComs have moved the Senkaku Island game to the next level. Teh JEF must respond by sending his personal negotiator ... Val-Jar Binks. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Arbalest at November 23, 2013 07:39 PM (FlRtG)

438 a. I don't believe you 2. I can help. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 11:34 PM I had a rack at 13. Why do you think I went with this nic?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:40 PM (3LXBR)

439 Well, I guess a nuclear winter is one way of dealing with Global Warming.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 23, 2013 07:40 PM (Pr6hk)

440 Ok, last update as this game is officially over. TOUCHDOWN POKES! Just 3 minutes remaining in game. 48-10.

Posted by: tbodie at November 23, 2013 07:40 PM (cK3Ih)

441 I've heard defenders of Kennedy say that that was not what it meant. Posted by: Bertram -------------------------- If I were a defender of Kennedy, I would say the same thing. Because cognitive dissonance. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_%28doughnut%29

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 07:40 PM (aDwsi)

442 Teh JEF must respond by sending his personal negotiator ... Val-Jar Binks. What could go wrong? Posted by: Arbalest at N bad news is he is sending her to Japan. "so, let me splain how it is gonna go."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

443 >>>Ok, and I can "cheer up" ace after cac's treachery at the same time *motorboating noises*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:40 PM (eQJwb)

444 It is hardly definitive when it is a self-reporting sample - and, at all events, we're not worried about what a 7 year old does, but what the 21 year old does after 14 more years of violent video games and glorified violence in popular culture...you know, not the two or three hours a day mommy allows a five year old to view/play, but the 16 hours a day a late-teen or twentysomething loser is doing in mommy's basement...

It is simply absurd to think that massive exposure to violence doesn't have an effect. Why on earth do you think people advertise for business? Because endlessly repeating lowest-common-denominator ads pitched at our baser instincts move a small percentage of people to change their behavior in a manner desired by the advertiser. Violent video games and glorified violence in popular culture is advertisement - and it will move a tiny subset of the population to do things they otherwise would never have dreamed of doing. Its not bad when an endlessly repeated ad for one sort of car gets someone to drop his loyalty to his current car...it is a bit of a problem when massive advertising convinces someone who wouldn't shoot up a school to go out and shoot up a school.

Posted by: Mark Noonan at November 23, 2013 07:41 PM (UI/5X)

445 Japan dials the White House... *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *click* Hey! This is Barry! Not here now but leave ya number and a message and I'll get back to ya at some point. Going golfing tomorrow!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 07:41 PM (oFCZn)

446 Three years from now there will be a President-Elect.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:41 PM (AO9UG)

447 Pygmies are probably the most genetically different ethnic group on the planet. Genetic analysis shows the pygmies and the rest of humanity split off long ago. So first was the pygmy and non-pygmies in sub-Saharan Africa. And then later in history was the sub-Saharan African and Eurasian split. It was the proto-Eurasians who mated with Neanderthals, and the split into Western and Eastern Eurasian branches. Then there were Eastern Eurasian branches that mated with the Denisovans in Melanesia. Everybody who isn't sub-Saharan African is 2-5% Neandertal. While Melanesians and aborginal Australians are 5-6% Denisovan. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 11:17 PM (ZPrif) The question is, just how many other sub-species such ad Neadertal and Denisovans were there? We had no idea about Denisovans until genetic analysis was done on Denisovan remains.

Posted by: The Cave-Man's Dead Animal Pelt Hat at November 23, 2013 07:41 PM (Vk2pI)

448 Some spectacular photography has once again been shared with the Horde. Can we have an applause? A standing O, even?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)

449 We get the contracts for the decontamination teams, right?

Posted by: SEIU Officials at November 23, 2013 07:42 PM (Pr6hk)

450 hold on, that's Bebe? I always think of her in something leopard, or less. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 11:37 PM That's the Gushie cheers up ace pic

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:42 PM (3LXBR)

451 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2013 11:32 PM (iGPSR) Well, we don't really use all of the Aleutians Islands, or Alaska, for that matter, so as a gesture of good will...

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 07:42 PM (XdnQT)

452 >>>Posted by: Mark Noonan at November 23, 2013 11:41 PM (UI/5X) So, would you call yourself "concerned" about video game violence?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:42 PM (eQJwb)

453 Sure, I could read the article, but I'll just take a guess: Iran gets to keep its nukes, but I lose my health insurance. Close?

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2013 07:43 PM (FcR7P)

454 So, goth bar has played some Big Electric Cat and some Frijid Pink ("Black Lace") so far. Hadn't heard of either til now

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 07:43 PM (zihxQ)

455 I had a rack at 13. Why do you think I went with this nic?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at N well, having only looked as closely as my nose lets me get to my screen I cannot say for sure, where you got your nic, however, if I recall my junior high years, my female friends who were similarly endowed were less likely to be in the wrecking business the the erecting business.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

456 445 Japan dials the White House...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 11:41 PM (oFCZn)
But was it a 3 A.M. call ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 07:44 PM (mVyen)

457 It was all a matter of grammer. It is not what he said but how it was said.

He wanted to say, "I am a berliner"

In proper german grammer that would be said, "Ich ein Berliner oder Ich Berliner.

Was er hatte sagen sollen war. Ich bin auch aus Berlin.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:44 PM (nkPV9)

458 Ok, the pic was a leftie girl?

Posted by: lous a girl channeling Mark Levin at November 23, 2013 07:44 PM (vgd4f)

459 I am watching CNN JFK special because I didnÂ’t really pay attention last night. Dan Rather was one that started the rumors of a conspiracy. I just watched him say that the assassin was assassinated.

Posted by: Carol T at November 23, 2013 07:44 PM (z4WKX)

460 446 Three years from now there will be a President-Elect. WW3 is a good reason to suspend elections & maybe we get martial law as a bonus

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:45 PM (3LXBR)

461 So, would you call yourself "concerned" about video game violence? Posted by: DC in Towson -------------------------------- We thought it, you said it. Great minds....

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

462 That's the Gushie cheers up ace pic Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at N you are working under the impression that I never change things up in my imagination. can't have lavender every day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

463 Anyone else catch the Ace of Spades shoutout on the BS Report podcast last week? Just after the 33:45 mark; part 2 of 2 on November 20. Bill, Chris Connelly, and JackO spent a few minutes discussing JFK conspiracies. JackO echoed Ace's tweet about two kinds of people in this world: "JFK Assassination Conspiracy Theorists and Recovering JFK Assassination Conspiracy Theorists." Made me chuckle. Never woulda guessed JackO was a fellow moron.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (kqGWM)

464 448 Some spectacular photography has once again been shared with the Horde.
Can we have an applause?
A standing O, even?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Mechanical shutters?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (mVyen)

465 A standing O, even? Thank you, thank you verruh much

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (3LXBR)

466 WW3 is a good reason to suspend elections & maybe we get martial law as a bonus Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy -------------------------- Okay, now you're scaring me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (4Mv1T)

467 I looked at the Wapo article about the Iranian deal and the jstreet twitter feed posted, "This is a good deal". What's that about?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (oFCZn)

468 JFK said it in Austrian. Flawlessly.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (AO9UG)

469 They recently found even the Denisovan fossil was mixed, with another hominid signature NOT traceable in asian populations

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 07:46 PM (zihxQ)

470 bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 11:45 PM (3LXBR) I confess I've never been destroyed by boobs as is obvious by my posting, but I am willing to learn.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 23, 2013 07:47 PM (oFCZn)

471 Hey all!

Posted by: EC at November 23, 2013 07:47 PM (doBIb)

472 >>>Great minds.... Or insanity. Whatever. Scotch?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:47 PM (eQJwb)

473 It only matters what one person thinks about Iran, Bibi.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 07:48 PM (CMlD4)

474 333 Damn, Baylor getting pwned. Just write in FSU and Alabama for the championship game. Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2013 11:13 PM (fOFYL) Pretty sure they still have a few more games to play before that.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 23, 2013 07:48 PM (7cZHw)

475 I was initially surpirse john bolton was not around for commenting on the new deal. however, I am now suspecting he is at home putting together a whole stand-up routine on the new deal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

476 They recently found even the Denisovan fossil was mixed, with another hominid signature NOT traceable in asian populations Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 11:46 PM (zihxQ) We just got a little freakyÂ…

Posted by: Ancient Aliens, as seen on the History Channel at November 23, 2013 07:48 PM (Vk2pI)

477 Right, there were no doubt more competing hominids that homo-sapiens bred with/murdered. Right now we know about the Neanderthals, Denisovans and, I think, some sort of of hobbit species. Genetic analysis will probably find more.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (ZPrif)

478 EC- How'd you make out at the show? Buy any Christmas presents?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (4Mv1T)

479 Man, that was a thumpin'...thank heavens there's still whiskey in the cabinet...

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (pb1ij)

480 my female friends who were similarly endowed were less likely to be in the wrecking business the the erecting business. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 11:43 PM Someone needs to watch my South Park episode. Can I get an ah-tah from the peanut gallery? Oh wait peanuts are racist. I denounce myself

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (3LXBR)

481 I hope kerry gets a cramp in his sphincter for a day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

482 So now there will be only Alabama, FSU, and Ohio State undefeated atop the BCS --and NIU. Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth from Buckeyes fans commence!

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (fOFYL)

483 Can we have an applause?Â A standing O, even? Ummm, can't stand up a the moment, maybe in a minute.

Posted by: shredded chi at November 23, 2013 07:49 PM (RfLFX)

484 "This is nothing more than another short distraction from Obamacare"

Pretty much, although on the 1 to 10 distraction scale I put this at about 0.5. The public doesn't give a shit about some short term nuke deal. Now when Obama fills out his march madness bracket, that's a whole nother deal

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 23, 2013 07:50 PM (WdbF7)

485 They recently found even the Denisovan fossil was mixed, with another hominid signature NOT traceable in asian populations Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 11:46 PM (zihxQ) Dudes have never been terribly fussy.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 07:50 PM (AO9UG)

486 >>>Someone needs to watch my South Park episode. Can I get an ah-tah from the peanut gallery? Linky?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:51 PM (eQJwb)

487 I think peanuts are still ok. It is just when they are turned into a buttery substance and spread on sandwich bread that it becomes racist.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:51 PM (nkPV9)

488 I am so stealing that! Posted by: Aslan's Girl at N

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

489 I confess I've never been destroyed by boobs as is obvious by my posting, but I am willing to learn.>>

They took 2 houses from me.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 23, 2013 07:51 PM (DUGve)

490 hope kerry gets a cramp in his sphincter for a day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

Oh heavens, he doesn't need that, he IS that.

Posted by: tcn at November 23, 2013 07:51 PM (fwcEs)

491 Hey there Mark! Slumming with the horde tonight?

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:52 PM (nkPV9)

492 Pretty much, although on the 1 to 10 distraction scale I put this at about 0.5. The public doesn't give a shit about some short term nuke deal. Now when Obama fills out his march madness bracket, that's a whole nother deal Posted by: Adam Smith's I yeah well scary part is he keeps trying new scandals to distract everyone from obamacare. having given iran a nuke where does he escalate from here? how long 'til he declares martial law?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 07:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

493 They recently found even the Denisovan fossil was mixed, with another hominid signature NOT traceable in asian populations Posted by: boulder toilet hobo

The original hippies?

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 07:52 PM (CMlD4)

494 Dudes have never been terribly fussy.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2013 11:50 PM (AO9UG)

A good hand or a good partner.

Posted by: tcn at November 23, 2013 07:53 PM (fwcEs)

495 >>>465 A standing O, even? Speaking of standing Os, I thought I saw Miss Tammy whilst lurking in a day walker thread last week. Anyone know how she's been?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 07:53 PM (eQJwb)

496 Good thing about Brandon Rios having such pasty white skin -- all his racist, brown pride, Mexican supremacist tattoos really stand out. Thanks, you retarded racist idiot.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2013 07:53 PM (ZPrif)

497 478 EC- How'd you make out at the show? Buy any Christmas presents? I'm going tomorrow. Frontline Defense is handing out free range passes. I'll pick one up for another day I'm out there. Just got back from downtown Raleigh, playing chauffeur and photographer for the wife. She had a dance gig. You going to the show?

Posted by: EC at November 23, 2013 07:54 PM (doBIb)

498 486 >Linky? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 11:51 PM Gah, I suck at tiny URL. Go to Southparkstudios.com. "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society". Can't remember if it was season 3 or 6

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:54 PM (3LXBR)

499 Big Agri
Big Pharma
Big Dope

Posted by: Connect 4 Levin at November 23, 2013 07:54 PM (R6JT1)

500 That Ohio State - NIU Bowl game will be awesome

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 07:55 PM (CMlD4)

501 I miss Ms Tammy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 07:55 PM (3LXBR)

502 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 11:46 PM (4Mv1T) We know the Iranians will have nuclear capabilities in the very near future, thanks to TFG's appeasement policy. We know there are many islamic terrorists in this country, thanks to TFG's border security and DHS policies. We know that TFG could care less about the Constitution. We know that TFG has removed many senior military officers from positions of authority for weak reasons. Why would one not think that suspended elections and martial law are not in our near future?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 07:56 PM (XdnQT)

503 No, I am a jelly donut!

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 23, 2013 07:56 PM (v6hyJ)

504 @503

Are you insulting jelly doughnuts by associating them with the Joisey fat mat?

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 07:58 PM (nkPV9)

505 Why would one not think that suspended elections and martial law are not in our near future? Posted by: Hrothgar ------------------------------- I didn't say I don't buy it. It just scares me. As it should everyone else. Small arms fire from my address can't solve this problem either, damn it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 07:59 PM (4Mv1T)

506 G'night troops. Always keep an eye on the sky, there's cats up there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 23, 2013 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

507 501 bebe's boobs, she not been around?

Posted by: lous a girl at November 23, 2013 07:59 PM (vgd4f)

508 Okay, I've been shitfaced on this blog at least twice this week. I'm taking the night off. Be safe, you Morons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 08:01 PM (4Mv1T)

509 507 501 bebe's boobs, she not been around? No, not really since she moved to NC. Should bug Gushie to email her for an update.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 08:03 PM (3LXBR)

510 So all week lon we were love bombed with the JFK reports and now it's the Iran deal. What will the MSM give us next to try to keep Obamacare off the airwaves? Bet they're praying for a school shooting.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 23, 2013 08:05 PM (DoZD+)

511

It is fitting that the Iranian Nuclear deal occurred on 11/23/2013.

11/23/2013 is the 30th Anniversary of the suicide bombing attacks on the US Marines and French troops in Lebanon. 241 Marines and 63 French soldiers died in the bombing attacks.

The bombers were believed to be Iranian sponsored Lebenese Shiites, and the predecessors to the Shiite Hezbollah organization.

IMO Hollande, Kerry, and Obama just spit on the graves of those 300.

Posted by: rd at November 23, 2013 08:05 PM (D+lxs)

512 Night TR. I'm working on getting shitfaced right now. Gonna pay for it at zero six when Princess wants eggs and bacon.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 08:06 PM (eQJwb)

513 Rats and double rats. Mr. Noonan didn't want to have converse.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 08:07 PM (nkPV9)

514 Did I miss anything skipping from comment #20 to #460? Will I miss anything if I just go to sleep now? Other than a new Greater Depression and a Middle Eastern War, I mean. Well, I'm sure it will all work out for the best.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dismayed in the USA at November 23, 2013 08:07 PM (vzfrq)

515

Thanks CDR for the link to "Dad's: the original hipsters". Funny, funny shit and a blast from the past. Some of made my day...

-----------

"So hipsters, when youÂ’re breaking somebody elseÂ’s stuff at a party and throwing half-drank PBRÂ’s at the walls, remember thisÂ… The government changed the legal drinking age to 18 and your dad was the reason they had to change it back to 21."

"Your dad partied harder than you ever will and heÂ’s got the gapped-grin to prove it. In the whiskey-blurred memories of parties past, one liquor-filled legend raged harder than even god thought possible - your dad. He was a cyclone of drunken destruction that engulfed innocent bystanders into his vortex of debauchery. Going out with him was like stepping into a strip club that was inside a cocaine-dance party that was on a speeding train that crashed into a brewery where Mike Tyson was practicing assault. So hipsters, when youÂ’re drunk screaming yolo before doing something youÂ’ll regret when youÂ’re sitting in the hospital, remember thisÂ… Your dad pre-gamed harder than you party. "

"Your dad is the reason fireworks arenÂ’t legal in every state."

"Your dad was into shooting shitÂ…"

"Your dad knew how to rage before you did and his friends are still afraid to give him whiskey because of it. At about half past tipsy, the quiet giant bear child awoke from his sober slumber and became a shit ripping, F5 party tornado. Blacked out and filled with mistakes, he went down in party history each night his alter ego was released. His actions became party folk lore, making him the Johnny Appleseed of getting gnar balls. So hipsters, next time youÂ’re recanting a tale of intoxicated past and bragging about how awesome you were the previous night, remember thisÂ… Your dad is the patron saint partying and the reason the term Â“that guyÂ” exists."

"Your dad played in a band nobody had heard of before you did and they were so indie that even you donÂ’t know who they are. Have you ever heard of the genre house-clash slam-punk fist-rock? Probably not, and your dadÂ’s band invented it. They sounded like an amplified boxing match inside of a stampede. He was the ring leader of noise that gave sonic bitch slaps to eardrums and brought the ruckus so hard buildings were condemned when they left. So hipsters, next time youÂ’re finger-raping the guitar neck in an attempt to sound like the Portland backwoods while dreaming of never making it big so that you never have to explain why you sold out, remember thisÂ… Your dad could actually play an instrument, and maybe if you gave him a call, he could teach you a chord or two that might get you laid by something other than your hand. "

Posted by: otho at November 23, 2013 08:07 PM (9gNQd)

516 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 23, 2013 11:59 PM (4Mv1T) It scares the heck out of me, especially when I look at the leadership roster of the RINO party.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 08:07 PM (XdnQT)

517 No, I am a jelly donut! *** I wonder if the KK down the street from me is still open. Hmmm.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 08:08 PM (DmNpO)

518 Howdy, M ampersand M's !

Watching "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" on MeTV, with the SeaView sub. Any nuke sub guys enjoying this?

Posted by: Steck at November 23, 2013 08:09 PM (RL7U1)

519 Barack "Pollyanna"* Obama: "Iran should be able to access peaceful nuclear energy"; yep, and the Nazis should've had access to peaceful gas chambers.

You know, I honestly can't see this helping O; if anything, the American people will be mad that O is so naive as to allow the mullahs to have nukes. His poll numbers might even go down further.

* I know he's not a "pollyanna", he's just evil helping Iran and changing the subject from Ocare -- but it sure makes him look like one.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 08:09 PM (KL49F)

520 It was my father's name.

Posted by: Hymie the Control robot at November 23, 2013 08:09 PM (JlX6q)

521 502 Hrothgar Why would one not think that suspended elections and martial law are not in our near future? This is why 2014 is so important. ObamaCare will spend the next 6 months repeatedly driving into a bridge abutment, and causing truly major pain for millions of Americans. I expect a body count, in the 100-150 range, nationwide, due to health-care red-tape, denials, etc. I therefore will be surprised if any Democrats are returned to the Senate, and I suspect a 30-50% drop in returns to the House. What will a severely-R Congress do when Teh JEF tries to continue his agenda? Let's find out. Get the Ronulans/Libertarians to prevent any spoiler candidates from running. Vote for an electable non-D/non-D-co-conspirator in 2014.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 23, 2013 08:10 PM (FlRtG)

522 209 bebe's, oh, I did not know she moved. I haven't checked in for a bit. Hope she's ok!

Posted by: lous a girl at November 23, 2013 08:11 PM (vgd4f)

523 NDH, "We found 4 Krispy Kremes near you and 2 have the Hot Light on." Damn if I'm driving to them though.

Posted by: RWC at November 23, 2013 08:12 PM (LpbKr)

524 Wel, SNL news can't find anything funny with Barky.

Posted by: RWC at November 23, 2013 08:13 PM (LpbKr)

525 "Vote for an electable non-D/non-D-co-conspirator in 2014."

I think this is pretty much the biggest problem within the larger repub/conservative community.

The definition of electable doesn't match.

After all mclame and darth rino junior were electable.

Right?

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 08:14 PM (nkPV9)

526 iran smiran. I will believe obama is serious about iran and iranian nukes when he give 'em obamacare. look at what it has done to the norks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

527 I hope kerry gets a cramp in his sphincter for a day.
I can loan him the stick up the stick up my ass if it'll help.

Posted by: al gore bringing snowfall to toronto at November 23, 2013 08:15 PM (JlX6q)

528 "We found 4 Krispy Kremes near you and 2 have the Hot Light on." Damn if I'm driving to them though. *** It seems the one nearest to me closed at 11. Darn.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 23, 2013 08:15 PM (DmNpO)

529 "We found 4 Krispy Kremes near you and 2 have the Hot Light on." Damn if I'm driving to them though. Posted by: RWC at N used 'a be a krispy kreme in the wtc, i could see the light nearly five blocks away if I was looking down the right streets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

530 525 GMB McCain had an organization. I recall that he didn't have an easy win. I think this is his last term ... too many people are tired of his "reach-acrosses".

Posted by: Arbalest at November 23, 2013 08:17 PM (FlRtG)

531 whats her name judge jeanine kinda hot, teeth or no.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

532 yo i'm bored and the girls are out

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 08:19 PM (EazDf)

533 Hmmm. Maybe Obama is the reason church attendance has been up lately.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 23, 2013 08:19 PM (DoZD+)

534 Judge Jeannine is awesome and very scary.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at November 23, 2013 08:20 PM (DoZD+)

535 Clearly delighted by what he considers a victory for his foreign policy, the President [Clinton] appeared before television cameras to hail the agreement as Â“the first step on the road to a nuclear-free Korean peninsula.Â” He instructed Special Ambassador Robert L. Gallucci, the AdministrationÂ’s lead negotiator with North Korea, to sign the accord Friday in Geneva.

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Geneva at November 23, 2013 08:20 PM (e8kgV)

536 i'm bored and the girls are out
When do you expect the Bears to return to your place, NCJ?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2013 08:21 PM (JlX6q)

537

i'm bored and the girls are out

Not again.

Posted by: NCJs Jay Cutler FatHead at November 23, 2013 08:21 PM (WCL0p)

538 ncj! How's life in paradise? I'm bored as well. Trying to get drunk, but this booze seems to be defective.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 08:22 PM (eQJwb)

539 Judge Jeannine is awesome and very scary. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at N well, duh, why do ya think she is hot, scary / crazy is always fun. sure it is hard sleeping with one eye open bt eventually you pass out and odds are you are fine in the morning; easily 5 to 1 you are fine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

540 537 oh lord crown and rc on the screen thanks

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 08:22 PM (EazDf)

541 Posted by: Arbalest at November 24, 2013 12:17 AM (FlRtG) In a sane world, McCain would have had an easy LOSS in the primaries, not a close win!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 08:22 PM (XdnQT)

542 yo i'm bored and the girls are out Posted by: navycopjoe at N sounds like a self solving problem, do something before she puts them away.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

543 "Anti-gun crowd will have to look elsewhere for excuses."

The order will be as follows;
1.guns
2.sports
3.patriarchy
4.the military
5.recess
6.fatty foods
7.BSA
8.the old testament
9.ghost of John Wayne
10.very large knives

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 23, 2013 08:23 PM (WdbF7)

544 i'm bored and the girls are out>>

I was disappointed to see a moron's nic below that post.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 23, 2013 08:23 PM (DUGve)

545 Always glad to help, Joe.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 08:23 PM (WCL0p)

546 538 better than I deserve when shopping and cleaned all day now its me, a bottle of crown royal maple, and reruns of kitchen nightmare till I pass out

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 23, 2013 08:23 PM (EazDf)

547 It really does not matter if this darth's last term in the Senate. Either way Az will still have a rino flake or a flakey rino for a senior Senator.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 08:24 PM (nkPV9)

548 Why are we supposed to allow Iran nuclear power when we seem to be opposed to using nuclear power in this country? Shouldn't the crazy progressives be up in arms about nuclear energy? I need a score card to keep track of the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 23, 2013 08:25 PM (RZ8pf)

549 >>>Always glad to help, Joe. Ah, it was meatball hiding in that sock. Well played.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 08:26 PM (eQJwb)

550 See, the thing that bothers me about the pic at the top of the post is not the cat flying through the air or how it got there. I.Just.Don't.Care. Because:cat. No, what's been bothering me every time I hit F5 is the horrid sheetrock repair in the ceiling behind the cat. It's worse than if I did it (and that takes some work)

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 08:26 PM (JMmQ9)

551 Gleaned from a twitter feed: http://textastrophe.com/post/ Recommended if you require late night levity!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 08:26 PM (XdnQT)

552 "Actually, the way the special ended seems like a perfect place for me to stop watching Doctor Who altogether."

As a long time SF fan I have never understood the fascination w/Dr Who. I find it amateurishly produced, poorly written and acted and not the least bit interesting.

Posted by: bill-o at November 23, 2013 08:27 PM (AWwDY)

553 No, what's been bothering me every time I hit F5 is the horrid sheetrock repair in the ceiling behind the cat. It's worse than if I did it (and that takes some work) Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at N what makes you assume it has been repaired?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

554 Judge Jeanine is someone not to be F'ed with.

Posted by: RWC at November 23, 2013 08:27 PM (LpbKr)

555 530 525 GMB McCain had an organization. I recall that he didn't have an easy win. I think this is his last term ... too many people are tired of his "reach-acrosses". Posted by: Arbalest at November 24, 2013 12:17 AM (FlRtG) Apparently you missed last month where people were flipping out about a drudge headline about "McCain planning to run again" implying it was for president but it was actually for senate.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 23, 2013 08:27 PM (7cZHw)

556 Leave off the /post/

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 08:28 PM (XdnQT)

557 Wonder what he'll say. "The planes are in the air"? @BarakRavid 18m PM Netanyahu to address the deal with Iran at the beginning of the cabinet meeting this morning

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 08:28 PM (ZyqBH)

558 ya know, some people think it is not necessary to answer email on the weekend?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

559

Final 2 minutes in the Hawks v Canucks game...

Hawks up by one.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 08:30 PM (WCL0p)

560 I assumed it was the outline of a bathtub in the ceiling.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

561 548 Why are we supposed to allow Iran nuclear power when we seem to be opposed to using nuclear power in this country? Shouldn't the crazy progressives be up in arms about nuclear energy? I need a score card to keep track of the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 24, 2013 12:25 AM (RZ8pf)

Exceedingly good point.

I remember after Fukushima, the enviro-nuts were saying that it "proved" their point that nuclear energy was "bad"; oh, but Iran is allowed! And not only is Iran allowed, but Obama is to be celebrated for it?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 08:32 PM (KL49F)

562 ya know, some people think it is not necessary to answer email on the weekend? ---- Ogabecare shuts down on holidays, and between holidays.

Posted by: UWP at November 23, 2013 08:32 PM (fdXMW)

563 Posted by: bill-o at November 24, 2013 12:27 AM (AWwDY) Glad to see I am not alone re Dr Who!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 23, 2013 08:33 PM (XdnQT)

564

I assumed it was the outline of a bathtub in the ceiling.

Looks like a Swamp Cooler patch to me. Half the re-fit houses in Tucson had one of those in the living room.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 08:34 PM (WCL0p)

565 only obama and kerry could have a headline with the words "America", "iran", and "strike", and not include "Navy", "Air Force", and or "Army".

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

566 556 Buzzion Apparently you missed last month where people were flipping out about a drudge headline about "McCain planning to run again" implying it was for president but it was actually for senate. Yes, I missed this. But how many of these people will vote for McC? Retirement, or election loss, an end is an end.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 23, 2013 08:34 PM (FlRtG)

567 Get the Ronulans/Libertarians to prevent any spoiler candidates from running.

Vote for an electable non-D/non-D-co-conspirator in 2014.

Posted by: Arbalest

We need the Greens and La Raza to post 15 to 20 viable, well-funded (Koch Bros., cough) candidates in purple states

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 08:34 PM (CMlD4)

568 If I were the ChiComs, I wouldn't take Japan too lightly.

That nuke advantage could disappear PDQ if the Chinese push too hard.
Posted by: CPT. Charles

Yep, about four turns of the torque wrench

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 08:36 PM (CMlD4)

569 Looks like a Swamp Cooler patch to me. Half the re-fit houses in Tucson had one of those in the living room. Posted by: garrett at N scotch everywhere, had not heard "swamp cooler" before.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

570 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2013 12:33 AM (XdnQT)

Same here!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 23, 2013 08:37 PM (lr3d7)

571 "We need the Greens and La Raza to post 15 to 20 viable, well-funded (Koch Bros., cough) candidates in purple states

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 12:34 AM (CMlD4)"

That would not be paying in good sport I think.

Paging JeffB Paging JeffB we need a ruiling on the ONT please.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 08:37 PM (nkPV9)

572 If I were the ChiComs, I wouldn't take Japan too lightly. That nuke advantage could disappear PDQ if the Chinese push too hard. Posted by: CPT. Charles Yep, about four turns of the torque wrench Posted by: Jean at No japanese first strike opens with an Internets salvo of japanese porn. anyone not heaving noodles and doubled over in the streets gets nuked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

573 Anti-gun crowd will have to look elsewhere for excuses."

The order will be as follows;
1.guns
2.sports
3.patriarchy
4.the military
5.recess
6.fatty foods
7.BSA
8.the old testament
9.ghost of John Wayne
10.very large knives

I think they already got those, I think you need to put tackle football on your list.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 08:38 PM (CMlD4)

574 Anti-gun crowd will have to look elsewhere for excuses." The order will be as follows; 1.guns 2.sports 3.patriarchy 4.the military 5.recess 6.fatty foods 7.BSA 8.the old testament 9.ghost of John Wayne 10.very large knives I think they already got those, I think you need to put tackle football on your list. Posted by: Jean at N I blame inner city schools and teachers unions. look at the numbers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

575 Damn wine is gone & I'm freezing my ass off. Guess its time for hot chocolate & peppermint schnapps

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 08:40 PM (3LXBR)

576 Damn wine is gone & I'm freezing my ass off. Guess its time for hot chocolate & peppermint schnapps Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at N 1:1+cam

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 08:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

577 520 It was my father's name.
Posted by: Hymie the Control robot at November 24, 2013 12:09 AM (JlX6q)
Shake a leg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 23, 2013 08:41 PM (mVyen)

578

excellent point on nuclear power good for Iran, bad for US.

With the seismic activity there and the poor building quality, as attested by previous quake disasters, there won't be any long waits for nuclear disaster to be the bonus round after an earthquake.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 08:41 PM (KDUNf)

579 1:1+cam Posted by: yankeefifth at November 24, 2013 12:41 AM No can do contortions, threw my back out working on the garage.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 08:43 PM (3LXBR)

580 The anti's have 90+ percent support on their issues though. Or so I have been told.

Posted by: RWC at November 23, 2013 08:44 PM (LpbKr)

581 "excellent point on nuclear power good for Iran, bad for US."

Can I disagree some here. Look at it from this perspective. What are the chances of Japan using nukes against Israel.

Zero to none.

Now you know why the proggies are against and for. IMHO that is

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 08:45 PM (nkPV9)

582 >>>only obama and kerry could have a headline with the words "America", "iran", and "strike", and not include "Navy", "Air Force", and or "Army". *cough*

Posted by: America's Finest United States Marines at November 23, 2013 08:46 PM (eQJwb)

583

@580

Not that I believe for even an instant that Iran wants nuke for power generation.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 08:46 PM (KDUNf)

584 japanese first strike opens with an Internets salvo of japanese porn. anyone not heaving noodles and doubled over in the streets gets nuked. Posted by: yankeefifth

I was thinking poisonous tentacles up from the shower drains - but I guess that only works when the Chicom wimens are showering (if the movies are accurate).

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 08:46 PM (CMlD4)

585 Posted by: America's Finest United States Marines at November 24, 2013 12:46 AM (eQJwb) No no no, lob bombs at them not Marines. We've already had too many dead & injured in that general shithole from the pc asshats waging a pc kinda sorta war.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 08:50 PM (3LXBR)

586 I saw we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: CPL Dwayne Hicks at November 23, 2013 08:55 PM (JMmQ9)

587 Whats everybody doing, watching baylor lose?

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 08:55 PM (CMlD4)

588 Vote for an electable non-D/non-D-co-conspirator in 2014. Posted by: Arbalest at November 24, 2013 12:10 AM (FlRtG) KilljoysÂ…

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 23, 2013 08:56 PM (Vk2pI)

589 "If you like your uranium enrichment facility, you can keep it"

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 08:56 PM (nkPV9)

590 The order will be as follows; 1.guns 2.sports 3.patriarchy 4.the military 5.recess 6.fatty foods 7.BSA 8.the old testament 9.ghost of John Wayne 10.very large knives Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 24, 2013 12:23 AM (WdbF7) 11. Pointed sticks. 12. A Banana

Posted by: How To Defend Yourself Against Fruit, Ltd. at November 23, 2013 08:57 PM (Vk2pI)

591 Sock change. Bebe, I agree. Make the rubble bounce, but the life of one US Marine is worth more than that whole basket case of a country.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 08:59 PM (eQJwb)

592 "Actually, the way the special ended seems like a perfect place for me to stop watching Doctor Who altogether." As a long time SF fan I have never understood the fascination w/Dr Who. I find it amateurishly produced, poorly written and acted and not the least bit interesting. Posted by: bill-o at November 24, 2013 12:27 AM (AWwDY) Wobbly-set syndrome can be an annoyance, but the good episodes were well written and had some great characters. Admittedly, this is mostly referring to the old Who. Compelling characters can usually trump many of those limitations. I present Blakes 7 as an example of that.

Posted by: The Hat that is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside at November 23, 2013 08:59 PM (Vk2pI)

593 Of course, I grew up watching Doctor Who with my father, so that probably has something to do with it. Still, when it's good, it's good.

Posted by: The Hat that is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside at November 23, 2013 08:59 PM (Vk2pI)

594 589 Whats everybody doing, watching baylor lose? Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 12:55 AM (CMlD4) 'Time to Kill'. It always sucks me in.

Posted by: RWC at November 23, 2013 09:00 PM (LpbKr)

595 the life of one US Marine is worth more than that whole basket case of a country. THIS

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 09:00 PM (3LXBR)

596 *cough* Posted by: America's Finest United States Marines see Bebe at 587, did not see Marines having ability to get in and get nuke areas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2013 09:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

597 Plus, more for us to play with since my smokin hot friend M that lives in San Diego is mid-divorce. Heh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 09:03 PM (3LXBR)

598 LOL. There is a Duck Dynasty playset. Uncle Si action figure.

Posted by: RWC at November 23, 2013 09:04 PM (LpbKr)

599 see Bebe at 587, did not see Marines having ability to get in and get nuke areas. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 24, 2013 01:02 AM they'll find a way...

Posted by: CPL Dwayne Hicks at November 23, 2013 09:04 PM (JMmQ9)

600 >>>see Bebe at 587, did not see Marines having ability to get in and get nuke areas. I'm tracking, but if you think this country will ever launch another nuke, you're way past weed and into the shrooms. Wanna share?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 09:04 PM (eQJwb)

601 DC, nah you misread. Didnt think Marines could land in the nuke areas

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 09:06 PM (3LXBR)

602 >>>they'll find a way... Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Also, kill people and break things.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 09:08 PM (eQJwb)

603 604 >>>they'll find a way... Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Also, kill people and break things. Well yeah, but again, not at the cost. Lob bombs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 23, 2013 09:09 PM (3LXBR)

604 I'm Serious You Guys, how can you hit F5 and not have s WTF? minute about the ceiling behind the flying Rag Doll?

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 09:10 PM (JMmQ9)

605 >>>Well yeah, but again, not at the cost. Lob bombs. Couldn't agree more. War is not a football game, and if we can win without one casualty, we fucking well ought to. Fuck fair. Fuck it right in its fucking fuckhole. But I still love the infantry, the door kickers, the stone cold killers.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 09:13 PM (eQJwb)

606 I'm Serious You Guys, how can you hit F5 and not have s WTF? minute about the ceiling behind the flying Rag Doll?

Its either a really poor patch job from where Santa Claus put his foot thru the ceiling or a catch pan for a swamp cooler that has repeatedly leaked/overflowed.

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 09:20 PM (CMlD4)

607 Harness not photoshopped adequately

Posted by: FeLInE Magician Secrets at November 23, 2013 09:20 PM (R6JT1)

608 But I still love the infantry, the door kickers, the stone cold killers.

You mean the ... (nevermind, I'll just get mean and start drinking heavily)

Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2013 09:21 PM (CMlD4)

609 >>>nevermind, I'll just get mean and start drinking heavily Join the club. No, really, we meet here every weekend night.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 09:23 PM (eQJwb)

610 "11/23/2013 is the 30th Anniversary of the suicide bombing attacks on the US Marines and French troops in Lebanon. 241 Marines and 63 French soldiers died in the bombing attacks. The bombers were believed to be Iranian sponsored Lebenese Shiites, and the predecessors to the Shiite Hezbollah organization.
IMO Hollande, Kerry, and Obama just spit on the graves of those 300."

Of course, the reality is that if you were to ask Hollande, or Kerry, or Obama about the deaths in Beirut, you'd get a completely blank stare. Whut?

Oh! That reminds me. Historical quiz time. Who was the military attache to Cap Weinberger who advised Cap that it would be perfectly okay if the Marine guards at the Beirut barracks were forced to leave their weapons unloaded?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 09:25 PM (gqT4g)

611 Scandals! There ARE no scandals in the Administration of our wise, multiracial President Barack Obama. There are only racist rumors and distractions pushed by right-wing shills in the media like Faux News and this horrible Mr. O'Spades person!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at November 23, 2013 09:26 PM (604CD)

612 Join the club. No, really, we meet here every ~~weekend~~ ~~night. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 01:23 AM FIFY~~

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 09:30 PM (JMmQ9)

613 Wow, you guys wanna see some real delusion? Here you go: @140elect 3m The GOP wasted $24 Billion on a government shutdown that achieved nothing, but oppose spending $4.2 billion to avoid a nuclear Iran. #smh

Posted by: Thrawn at November 23, 2013 09:31 PM (ZyqBH)

614 I was in the military during that time

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 09:31 PM (nkPV9)

615 This Mary thinks we won't eat her after she's died, but we've laid out on a chart the best cuts of beef from her hide. Meow, meow, meow; I want meow mix...

Posted by: FeLInE Magician Secrets at November 23, 2013 09:32 PM (R6JT1)

616 well, that didn't work but at least I didn't accrue any time in The BarrelÂ™

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 09:32 PM (JMmQ9)

617 I just read that this deal includes the US sending $4.2Billion in "relief" to Iran. It just keeps getting better!

Sounds like the sanctions were doing what they were supposed to do, but Obama is sending them a bailout via taxpayer money.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 23, 2013 09:32 PM (KL49F)

618 Possibilities?

Schwartzkopf? Powell?

I'll go with Powell just because I hate his filthy damned dirty rino guts.

No offense to our own DDR that is.

Posted by: GMB-Schoolyard bully at November 23, 2013 09:33 PM (nkPV9)

619 Join the club. No, really, we meet here every ~~weekend~~ night. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 01:23 AM FIFY (second attempt)

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 09:33 PM (JMmQ9)

620 >>>FIFY (second attempt) Saved by your hash closing nic. Again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 09:42 PM (eQJwb)

621 621 Join the club. No, really, we meet here every weekend night.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 01:23 AM

FIFY (second attempt)

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 24, 2013 01:33 AM (JMmQ9)

OCD much?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 09:42 PM (T1005)

622 Night, fuckers. Catch y'all on Wednesday. Huzzah for the short work week!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2013 09:50 PM (eQJwb)

623 Keep your huzzahs. I spend my days knocking out the honkies and my nights knocking up the shorties.

Posted by: Barry's Mojo at November 23, 2013 09:53 PM (R6JT1)

624 i may have created a new Moron. i have a girlfriend so inclined, and her guy is definitely moron-funny. i told him he should read the blog we could use some snark like his. you might see him. they seem mighty pleased with the horse i just sold them.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 09:56 PM (f858s)

625 626 i may have created a new Moron. i have a girlfriend so inclined, and her guy is definitely moron-funny. i told him he should read the blog we could use some snark like his. you might see him. they seem mighty pleased with the horse i just sold them.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 01:56 AM (f858s)

Make new morons....but keep the old;

Some are silver and the others gold.

Who got sold? Anyone I know?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 10:00 PM (T1005)

626 OK, rather than ask "what'd I do this time?" and go through all that shit, I shall retire. It's damn near 2:00 AM, (anything I post after around 11 Eastern should be suspect, anyway) I'll accept complaints tomorrow night, however, as the nice lady once said "I never promised you a rose garden". tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson (@SupSidePolitics) at November 23, 2013 10:01 PM (JMmQ9)

627 626 i may have created a new Moron. i have a girlfriend so inclined, and her guy is definitely moron-funny. i told him he should read the blog we could use some snark like his. you might see him. they seem mighty pleased with the horse i just sold them.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 01:56 AM (f858s)

BZZZAAAPPPP!!!!

It's ALIVE!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenmoron at November 23, 2013 10:01 PM (T1005)

628 Mornin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2013 10:03 PM (JawqV)

629 We love to funk you, Funkenmoron
Your funk is the best
Take my body, give the bond
To funk with the rest
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-moron

(Hint: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noqMfTRKNlo )

Posted by: Parliament of Morons, Clones edition at November 23, 2013 10:10 PM (T1005)

630 "I'll go with Powell just because I hate his filthy damned dirty rino guts."

Moronettes and morons, we have a winner!

Yes, it was Powell whose brilliant military insight it was that there would be no problem with leaving the Marines defenseless.

Powell's career ought by rights to have ended the same day the Beirut barracks was blown up. That he went on to rise steadily from there and become quite personally prosperous merely goes to underscore that in modern America, failure IS an option. A lucrative one.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 23, 2013 10:12 PM (gqT4g)

631
Who got sold? Anyone I know?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 02:00 AM (T1005)

No. not one you made friends with, Coothie. It's one of my friend's. They had a mare that wasn't fitting in, and kept bucking off the wife. But this mare perfect for my pal who is a trainer and will fix that stuff. The husband was thrilled with how nice and pretty she was. (coal black not a stitch of white and a long mane and tail, and quite friendly)

been trying to rescue a horse i bred. think i am gonna have to content myself with a friend buying him. Busy busy week. A friend got her insurance cancelled. She called for info on signing up on the O exchange. i had to tell her to stay away if she wanted to keep her docs. Best advice i could give is ask your docs what they take, then go buy that insurance. Shes got chronic illness, so she needs to keep the same peeps treating her.

i am starting to take all this crap REAL PERSONAL. its making my sweet little sick friend cry. A LOT. damn it all.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 10:16 PM (f858s)

632 any reason mypetjawa is not being updated?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 10:17 PM (Nsoq9)

633 Groove is in the moron heart.

http://youtu.be/zmZ08V4GFQg

Posted by: Bootsie Collins at November 23, 2013 10:17 PM (R6JT1)

634

any reason mypetjawa is not being updated?

I think Rusty is on vacay.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 10:21 PM (Dweqr)

635 any reason mypetjawa is not being updated? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 02:17 AM (Nsoq9) Imperial Stormtroopers?

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 10:22 PM (Vk2pI)

636

If we're getting funky.

FISHBONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ZVbw74OhU

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 10:23 PM (Dweqr)

637 634 any reason mypetjawa is not being updated?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 02:17 AM (Nsoq9)

wow just saw that. That IS weird. wonder whats up? i hope theyre ok

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 10:24 PM (f858s)

638

Yes, it was Powell whose brilliant military insight it was that there would be no problem with leaving the Marines defenseless.

They gate guards were disarmed in the US at least as early as the late 70's. (We all knew the Marines were carrying unloaded guns at the local MCLB when I was in HS). Then you have Beirut, as you pointed out. The miltary was disarmed on US bases by Clinton - how did that work out for Ft.Hood and the Navy Yard?

Even when I was just a kid in HS, I knew that it was stupid to have unarmed guards, anywhere, but especially around military installations.

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 10:25 PM (KDUNf)

639 Bebe.........one of my favorite SP episodes! And speaking of SP, had the absolute pleasure of seeing Book of Mormon a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 23, 2013 10:26 PM (LJaTq)

640 Oh, I'm back early from the club on account that my tranny-dar is apparently busted.

Seems there aren't any XX-chromosomal girls in the Front Range.

S/he was nice enough to tell me before we started making out, so, there's that.

fml

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 10:28 PM (Nsoq9)

641

Posted by: Bootsie Collins at November 24, 2013 02:17 AM (R6JT1)

Sock nic is local favorite, as he is from here. I used to work with his BIL

Posted by: PMRich at November 23, 2013 10:29 PM (KDUNf)

642

Oh, I'm back early from the club on account that my tranny-dar is apparently busted.

Gotta look at those wrists, buddy.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 10:31 PM (Dweqr)

643 Oh, I'm back early from the club on account that my tranny-dar is apparently busted.

Seems there aren't any XX-chromosomal girls in the Front Range.

S/he was nice enough to tell me before we started making out, so, there's that.

fml

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 02:28 AM (Nsoq9)

I think I would have kicked her in the balls.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 23, 2013 10:35 PM (FMbng)

644 Topical?

http://youtu.be/nnA0gaHrXGA

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2013 10:41 PM (JawqV)

645 Im listening to white stripes right now:

dead leaves and the dirty ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OyytKqYjkE

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 10:46 PM (f858s)

646 633
Who got sold? Anyone I know?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 02:00 AM (T1005)

No. not one you made friends with, Coothie. It's one of my friend's. They had a mare that wasn't fitting in, and kept bucking off the wife. But this mare perfect for my pal who is a trainer and will fix that stuff. The husband was thrilled with how nice and pretty she was. (coal black not a stitch of white and a long mane and tail, and quite friendly)

been trying to rescue a horse i bred. think i am gonna have to content myself with a friend buying him. Busy busy week. A friend got her insurance cancelled. She called for info on signing up on the O exchange. i had to tell her to stay away if she wanted to keep her docs. Best advice i could give is ask your docs what they take, then go buy that insurance. Shes got chronic illness, so she needs to keep the same peeps treating her.
i am starting to take all this crap REAL PERSONAL. its making my sweet little sick friend cry. A LOT. damn it all.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 02:16 AM (f858s)

I had commented about that last night -- this mess is so wrong and so screwed up, but someone going into it sick is already screwed, even though they're still walking and getting treatment for the moment. It is inevitable that people will die because of Obamacare.

Posted by: Parliament of Morons, Clones edition at November 23, 2013 10:47 PM (T1005)

647 Oops. Sock fail. I'm a bit upset that people will lose their lives because the greedy Dem bastards wanted to make medical care even more of an extortion racket than it was already.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 10:49 PM (T1005)

648 gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 02:46 AM (f858s) Happy Unification Day!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane is completely clueless on certain concepts ... at November 23, 2013 10:51 PM (jdRXP)

649 but this is my current favourite song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praUaqWWLyk

Mark Knopfler's "Speedway to Nazareth" his music is just soul soulful and technically beautiful as well

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 10:52 PM (f858s)

650 The Carbon Chart of North Korea shows the point in 1998 that they ran out of trees to burn for heating and began to burn their dead

Posted by: The Man at November 23, 2013 10:52 PM (MhA4j)

651 643 Posted by: Bootsie Collins at November 24, 2013 02:17 AM (R6JT1)

Sock nic is local favorite, as he is from here. I used to work with his BIL

Posted by: PMRich at November 24, 2013 02:29 AM (KDUNf)

Bootsy's badass. He's got more misplaced funk under his couch than most groups ever have over a career.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 10:53 PM (T1005)

652 Diversity.

Kay Parker has strong bone structure in her face and a body to make any man's heart flub.

John Holmes had a weak 'stache and a club instead of panache.

Posted by: Movember at November 23, 2013 10:53 PM (R6JT1)

653 I was listening to Rammstein's "Los" on my drive back

Live version -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GewaLNZ1100

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 10:55 PM (Nsoq9)

654 651 but this is my current favourite song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praUaqWWLyk

Mark Knopfler's "Speedway to Nazareth" his music is just soul soulful and technically beautiful as well

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 02:52 AM (f858s)

Unfortunately, I'm more in a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-hZ8TV0ypE mood of late.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 10:58 PM (T1005)

655 It is inevitable that people will die because of Obamacare.

Posted by: Parliament of Morons, Clones edition at November 24, 2013 02:47 AM (T1005)

649 Oops. Sock fail. I'm a bit upset that people will lose their lives because the greedy Dem bastards wanted to make medical care even more of an extortion racket than it was already.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 02:49 AM (T1005)

i pray i am not one of those people. i got folks who need me and i will be DAMNED if i let this shit do for me after i have beat what i beat, for as long as i beat it for. Grimm needs me. Uncle horse needs me. And who will feed the feral cats? Thats what they forget. These lives may seem meaningless to them, but they are not, there are those who need them. Like i need This sweet pal of mine.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 11:01 PM (f858s)

656 Per internet rumors, Game of Thrones S4 filming wrapped up. May we all still be alive to enjoy it next summer ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 23, 2013 11:02 PM (jdRXP)

657 Per internet rumors, Game of Thrones S4 filming wrapped up. May we all still be alive to enjoy it next summer ... Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 03:02 AM (jdRXP) Depends. Do you live in the Zionist apartheid state of ~~Israel~~ Occupied Palestine?

Posted by: Iran at November 23, 2013 11:04 PM (Vk2pI)

658 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at November 23, 2013 11:09 PM (PlzOe)

659 coothie, i just ADORE Tool. But i went from yours to my fave song Parabola http://youtu.be/_z2O289Jemo

yeah. tunes for our times. I dont know why but all of a sudden i started listening to white stripes and Jack White. somehow made feel happier. and Mark knopfler. But i know why, he reminds me of living in London, during the early-mid eighties when london was still London, and the Iron Lady still ruled Britain.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 11:10 PM (f858s)

660 Iran at November 24, 2013 03:04 AM (Vk2pI) It's always Double Sunny in ~~Philadelphia~~ somewhere in the World ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 23, 2013 11:10 PM (jdRXP)

661 Hey jc ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 23, 2013 11:11 PM (jdRXP)

662 so who gets the number tonight? probably i deserve it

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 11:12 PM (Nsoq9)

663 658 Per internet rumors, Game of Thrones S4 filming wrapped up.

May we all still be alive to enjoy it next summer ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 03:02 AM (jdRXP)

from your lips to god's ear. I just hope the old man lives to complete the next fucking book. I want to know what happens and i am deathly afraid hes gonna do a Wheel Of Time and up and die before he can finish the story

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 11:12 PM (f858s)

664 I love Jack White just like a little brother ...

Posted by: Jolly Good, Holly at November 23, 2013 11:12 PM (jdRXP)

665

Nothing wrong with either of those Tool tunes.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 11:13 PM (Dweqr)

666 so who gets the number tonight? probably i deserve it Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 03:12 AM (Nsoq9) It was a Trap!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 23, 2013 11:14 PM (jdRXP)

667 Wow Adriane gets the number!

but i just noticed i got a new hash. (f858s) "Fate 5 Hates" i really kinda fuckin like that. Easy to remember too.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 23, 2013 11:15 PM (f858s)

668 657 It is inevitable that people will die because of Obamacare.

Posted by: Parliament of Morons, Clones edition at November 24, 2013 02:47 AM (T1005)

649
Oops. Sock fail. I'm a bit upset that people will lose their lives
because the greedy Dem bastards wanted to make medical care even more of
an extortion racket than it was already.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 02:49 AM (T1005)

i pray i am not one of those people. i got folks who need me and i will be DAMNED if i let this shit do for me after i have beat what i beat, for as long as i beat it for. Grimm needs me. Uncle horse needs me. And who will feed the feral cats? Thats what they forget. These lives may seem meaningless to them, but they are not, there are those who need them. Like i need This sweet pal of mine.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 03:01 AM (f858s)

You're not too badly situated....knowing a good vet could be really helpful (never know when a horse might need vancomycin or linezolid...), and even more so is knowing how to deal with situations. But weird, tricky stuff is going to get death-paneled first -- or just removed from the few specialists who have a chance in dealing with it.

I used to joke that anyone who ever got crossways with me, even back to when I was a kid, had better pray that I never develop an incurable, fatal disease....'cause six months of "payback time" could include a lot of reckoning. That doesn't seem very funny now.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 11:19 PM (T1005)

669 Apparently the anti-ayatollah 'Iran Facts' is now posting ads on youtube. Interesting.

Anyway I was trying to post some metal:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxCmDI6ykjs

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 11:19 PM (Nsoq9)

670 Night all. Here is "Smoke" by Ufomammut: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGWuUbyXViY

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2013 11:23 PM (Vk2pI)

671 Newish, from the "not quite Tool"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if1jbG0WaOw

Posted by: wondering why I'm still up at November 23, 2013 11:23 PM (xKK9v)

672 I haven't had insurance until shortly before TFG took his oath to the m****** f ***** Constitution of our United States. Thank God I am in good health. Had catastrophic coverage for my college athlete son but now that is being cancelled. Friend with a history of breast cancer had her policy cancelled. Plus they own a small business with over 50 employees and have no idea how to navigate around that. Ocare is absolutely a c******f***

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 23, 2013 11:24 PM (hRNoZ)

673 661 coothie, i just ADORE Tool. But i went from yours to my fave song Parabola http://youtu.be/_z2O289Jemo

yeah. tunes for our times. I dont know why but all of a sudden i started listening to white stripes and Jack White. somehow made feel happier. and Mark knopfler. But i know why, he reminds me of living in London, during the early-mid eighties when london was still London, and the Iron Lady still ruled Britain.

Posted by: gushka can has browncoat at November 24, 2013 03:10 AM (f858s)

And, of course, tunes for our times also includes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo -- I vaguely remember mentioning "dumbfounded dipshits" to Grim over dinner.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 11:26 PM (T1005)

674 674 I haven't had insurance until shortly before TFG took his oath to the m****** f ***** Constitution of our United States. Thank God I am in good health. Had catastrophic coverage for my college athlete son but now that is being cancelled.

Friend with a history of breast cancer had her policy cancelled. Plus they own a small business with over 50 employees and have no idea how to navigate around that.

Ocare is absolutely a c******f***

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 24, 2013 03:24 AM (hRNoZ)

Step 1 -- develop a relationship with a doctor outside the United States. Step 2 -- look into purchasing catastrophic care (hit by truck, etc.) from an insurance carrier outside the United States. Step 3 -- drop health insurance for employees, and tell them why.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 11:32 PM (T1005)

675 Step 1 -- develop a relationship with a doctor outside the United States.

Calling this a clusterfuck might even be an insult to clusterfuckers. At least those are involve some manner of advance planning and choreography

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 23, 2013 11:34 PM (Nsoq9)

676 Ctuluhu....... On step 3, they already did that loud and clear. How exactly do you find a physician outside the US?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 23, 2013 11:38 PM (hRNoZ)

677 Calling this a clusterfuck might even be an insult to clusterfuckers. At least those are involve some manner of advance planning and choreography From their point of view Obamacare is cheaper than Zyklon B...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 23, 2013 11:40 PM (jdRXP)

678 Oh, and BTW -- this is not insurance advice or anything, but it appears to me that there is a rather large loophole in the way that Obamacare attempts to force people into their plans. The deal is, you have to enroll in a qualified plan during open enrollment and pay for an entire year of coverage lest ye be bankrupted when it is discovered you have AIDS or cancer or something horrifically expensive.

On the other hand, during open enrollment, insurers are forbidden to deny you coverage because of pre-existing conditions.

But plans are still handed out on a county-by-county basis, so you can still enroll in a plan any time if you move to a county where your old one doesn't apply -- which leads one to the inevitable conclusion that you should forgo overpriced Obamacare where you live and save your money, but the first thing you should do if diagnosed with AIDS or cancer or similar expensive diseases.....is to leave. Move to some county that includes Johns Hopkins or the Mayo Clinic, and get "gold coverage" there.

Note that this doesn't do a damned thing for you if you get hit by a truck or fall off a cliff....and I'm not an insurance guy, so you should do your own research.....but it certainly looks like that's the play. At home, "test, test, test" (even if it's on your own nickel) -- and when you get the bad news, bail. Then waltz into your new abode's Obamacare signup and say, "king me!"

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 11:47 PM (T1005)

679 679 Calling this a clusterfuck might even be an insult to clusterfuckers. At least those are involve some manner of advance planning and choreography

From their point of view Obamacare is cheaper than Zyklon B...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 03:40 AM (jdRXP)

===

that thought attributes a level of competence that I don't think actual exists.

Posted by: jc at November 23, 2013 11:50 PM (PlzOe)

680 There's a new Perfect Circle album out?

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2013 11:52 PM (Dweqr)

681 678 Ctuluhu.......

On step 3, they already did that loud and clear.

How exactly do you find a physician outside the US?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 24, 2013 03:38 AM (hRNoZ)

Depends on your resources.....but let me assure you, this will rapidly become easier. Medical centers in the Bahamas, Costa Rica, India, Cayman Islands, Singapore, Hong Kong, and all over the world have got to be licking their lips. You need someplace with 1st-world technology, a rule-of-law attitude toward contracts, and easy access. [Think "places known for being tax havens".]

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 11:53 PM (T1005)

682 682 There's a new Perfect Circle album out?

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2013 03:52 AM (Dweqr)

Heh. That was my reaction, too -- but I figured I'd look into it tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 23, 2013 11:55 PM (T1005)

683 >>>684 682
There's a new Perfect Circle album out?

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2013 03:52 AM (Dweqr)

Heh. That was my reaction, too -- but I figured I'd look into it tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 03:55 AM (T1005)<<<

Not a new album, but greatest hits, I believe. But there is that new song recorded for it.

Posted by: wondering why I'm still up at November 23, 2013 11:59 PM (xKK9v)

684 that thought attributes a level of competence that I don't think actual exists. They have been planning the purge since the 60s ... Sometimes winning does not imply competence, only persistence.

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 12:08 AM (jdRXP)

685 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate to rhyme and leave, But it's late, so doodle loo ... It's also cold and I'm tired, but none that rhymes with blue ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 12:10 AM (jdRXP)

686 One thing to remember is that healthcare has been extensively gamed already, in large degree in anticipation of this day. Everything has a "list price" that absolutely nobody pays, but which serves as punishment if you don't "play along with the game".

As an example, let's say you have a doctor visit. Your doctor takes three kinds of insurance: insurance 'A' says you pay $20 and they pay $100; insurance 'B' says you pay $25 and they pay $95; insurance 'C' says you pay nothing and they pay $115. If you walk in without insurance, the doctor will charge you $1200 for the visit.

Obamacare says that this means that everyone should be insured, and seeks to muscle in on this by inserting the Feds as a middleman to the scam. Thing is, putting in a middleman NEVER REDUCES THE COST. So (best case) you'd end up with: insurance 'A' says you pay $25 and they pay $100; insurance 'B' says you pay $30 and they pay $95; insurance 'C' says you pay nothing and they pay $115, but the doctor stops taking insurance 'C'.

The real solution is to publicly post prices and live by them, so that the normal rules of the marketplace provide the best possible value for matched buyers and sellers. Under such a system, Karl Denninger had a guy who paid about $1000 in inflation-adjusted dollars for his wife to give birth in a hospital with a 3-day stay back in 1963.

Instead, we continually play along with this bogus "$1200 for an office visit" crap in order to justify how much the system is gamed.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:13 AM (T1005)

687 Market Ticker link for childbirth article: http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3012292 -- read it and weep.

Seriously, before insurance and government and cost-shifting, hospitals would charge less than a grand (of today's money) for a woman to walk in the front door and have a baby. And this was during my lifetime.

Now look at where we are.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:27 AM (T1005)

688 But, sadly, we've come to that time when I'm merely talking to myself.....which is too damned bad, 'cause when other morons make me laugh I can ignore my feelings about this.....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:30 AM (T1005)

689 In Bonedsville, Screwed County?

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2013 12:31 AM (9gNQd)

690 elder god - this too, shall pass ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 12:33 AM (jdRXP)

691 Ah, too late... big C has left with a sad. Bugger.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2013 12:36 AM (9gNQd)

692 you still hanging about, A?

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2013 12:38 AM (9gNQd)

693 double bugger.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2013 12:40 AM (9gNQd)

694 693 Ah, too late... big C has left with a sad. Bugger.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2013 04:36 AM (9gNQd)

Pretty quick to pull the trigger there, ain'tcha?

Even Elder Gods must commune with nature.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:40 AM (T1005)

695 I'm getting ready to hit the hay. Class tomorrow morning. Not feeling well, so I took a nap this afternoon, meaning even more insomniacish than usual ... I hope you are keeping well. doupleplusungood flu season over here.

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 12:41 AM (jdRXP)

696 695 double bugger.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2013 04:40 AM (9gNQd)

Step back -- leave this to a professional!

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 24, 2013 12:42 AM (T1005)

697 cccccccccccoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm here so I can devour your soul ....

Posted by: Elder God Communing with Nature at November 24, 2013 12:42 AM (jdRXP)

698 Happy 700 to you, 700 to you, Happy 700, 700, Happy 700 to you ...

Posted by: Adriane reaches for the hose and tosses down some lotion ... at November 24, 2013 12:47 AM (jdRXP)

699 I should look into getting a flu snort -- if only I hadn't been doing CPE last week.

Thing about flu snorts is that (a) they're obviously not shots [GOOD!], but (b) they don't require incubation in chicken eggs and can more rapidly adapt to new strains of flu. Which means that I pay a bit more than a flu shot to (a) further injectionless technology, (b) save my sorry ass from exercising my phobia about being punctured, and (c) subsidize a better technology for the world to deal with a rapidly-mutating flu strain.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:48 AM (T1005)

700 Ok, so this piece of licorice walks into the bar and the bartender says .... Whoa! Twisted ...

Posted by: Adriane reaches for the hose and tosses down some lotion ... at November 24, 2013 12:48 AM (jdRXP)

701 699 cccccccccccoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm here so I can devour your soul ....

Posted by: Elder God Communing with Nature at November 24, 2013 04:42 AM (jdRXP)

That's not quite what it sounded like, IYKWIMAITYD....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:50 AM (T1005)

702 ok, ok ... So this piece of licorice walks into a bar in the middle of flu season - sans flu snort - and he's coughing and sneezing and blowing his nose ... and the bartender says Whoa! Sick and twisted!

Posted by: Adriane reaches for the hose and tosses down some lotion ... at November 24, 2013 12:50 AM (jdRXP)

703 ok ... feet are getting too cold for mere socks to handle, so I need to hit the covers. Spiderman quilt, afghan, and flannel sheets ...

Posted by: Adriane reaches for the hose and tosses down some lotion ... at November 24, 2013 12:53 AM (jdRXP)

704 703 699
cccccccccccoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm here so I can devour your soul ....

Posted by: Elder God Communing with Nature at November 24, 2013 04:42 AM (jdRXP)

That's not quite what it sounded like, IYKWIMAITYD....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 04:50 AM (T1005)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:54 AM (T1005)

705 That's not quite what it sounded like, IYKWIMAITYD.... This is a smart, military blog after all ...

Posted by: Well Yeah-ish ... at November 24, 2013 12:54 AM (jdRXP)

706 Violets are blue, Roses are red, It's time for me, To go to bed... night all.

Posted by: Adriane... at November 24, 2013 12:57 AM (jdRXP)

707 good, gaming thread is done. cosplay pic is a stunner

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2013 12:57 AM (vJdyz)

708 704 ok, ok ...

So this piece of licorice walks into a bar in the middle of flu season - sans flu snort - and he's coughing and sneezing and blowing his nose ... and the bartender says

Whoa! Sick and twisted!

Posted by: Adriane reaches for the hose and tosses down some lotion ... at November 24, 2013 04:50 AM (jdRXP)

Didn't "Sick and Twisted" open for "Repulsive Scum" back in '91? -- 'cause I think I was at that show.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 12:57 AM (T1005)

709 http://bit.ly/I9vpuQ

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2013 12:58 AM (vJdyz)

710 711 http://bit.ly/I9vpuQ

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2013 04:58 AM (vJdyz)

Is she supposed to be that orange?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 01:00 AM (T1005)

711 Crazy bastards are still up?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 24, 2013 01:04 AM (FMbng)

712 filter on the camera

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2013 01:05 AM (vJdyz)

713 714 filter on the camera

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2013 05:05 AM (vJdyz)

On the left side, even though it's sort-of a reverse angle....that elbow sure looks pointy.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 01:13 AM (T1005)

714 Didn't "Sick and Twisted" open for "Repulsive Scum" back in '91? -- 'cause I think I was at that show.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2013 04:57 AM (T1005)

===

I don't think they joined that tour for another couple years. I suspect you are thinking of 'Cynical Dirtbags.'

Posted by: jc at November 24, 2013 01:25 AM (PlzOe)

715 I don't think they joined that tour for another couple years. I suspect you are thinking of 'Cynical Dirtbags.'

Posted by: jc at November 24, 2013 05:25 AM (PlzOe)

===

come to think of it, that can't be right cuz 2 members of Cynical Dirtbags were still in 'Oh, Bite Me' at that time. Maybe you were right after all.

Posted by: jc at November 24, 2013 01:29 AM (PlzOe)

716 The crappiest thing about this Iran deal, is the Iranians can't do massive dance routines for John Effin Kerry like the North Koreans did for Madame Halfbright.

Posted by: Baldy at November 24, 2013 01:53 AM (2bql3)

717 Hey - just found out the reason for tough sanctions is so Obama can remove them!

David Axelrod ✔ @davidaxelrod
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During early yrs, I saw POTUS unite world leaders around tough Iran sanctions, w/out which today's progress would not have been possible.
10:55 PM - 23 Nov 2013

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