July 27, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (27 July 2013)
— CDR M

What a shocker. DC is the most dishonest place in the United States according to a Coca-Cola experiment. They even stole the bike of the co-founder of Honest Tea during the experiment.


- Washington, D.C. was the least honest location in the experiment with 80 percent of participants paying for their beverage.
- Overall, women are more honest than men (95% vs. 91%)—the same percentages in both our 2012 and 2013 tests.
- Unlike last year where redheads were most honest, in 2013 blonds were the most honest (95%) and followed by brunettes (93%) and then redheads (92%).
- The longer your hair, the more honest you are. People with short hair were 91% honest, vs. people with medium and long hair (93% and 94% honest, respectively).
- People in groups (96% honest) tend to be more honest than people on their own (91% honest).
Animal House

Man time flies. Tomorrow is the 35 year anniversary of the release of Animal House. So here's an update on the stars of that movie and where are they now.

Nuke Map 2.0

I know you guys like maps and things that go 'splodey. Naturally, I think you morons will be entertained with this. NukeMap2. In 3D. Pretty good selection of nukes and you choose the location. You can change your viewing angles and locations too.

Lois Lerner

Lois Lerner's Ace In The Hole. It's a frustrating analysis of reality. I don't think this administration shares the same definition of justice as the rest of us do.

DIY Arms

The Syrian rebels are throwing everything at Assad's forces. The Syrian trebuchet: rebel fighters resort to roman style weapons. Man, a few of these I wouldn't get anywhere near them.

Sexy Ewoks

2nd look at Ewoks?


h/t SSWG

Aviation Stuff

70 years ago today, the first 'hurricane hunter' flew into the eye of a hurricane. All because of a bet.

In the summer of 1943, he was training a group of British fighter pilots who derided the AT-6 Texan as being slow and frail. Fully loaded, the single-engine, two-seat plane weighed less than three tons and cruised at about 145 mph.

Their complaining got louder when a hurricane threatened Texas, and Bryan Airfield's base commanders wanted the AT-6s flown to safer ground. Tired of the Brits' ribbing, Duckworth bet them that he could fly a Texan into the hurricane and return safely.

His intent was to show that both the plane and instrument flying techniques were sound, according to Air Force historical accounts. That morning, he found O'Hair, the only navigator left on the base, and asked him to fly along. O'Hair was hesitant, but went out of respect for Duckworth's skill.

Without seeking permission from the top, because base commanders would no doubt deem the mission extremely dangerous, Duckworth and O'Hair flew into the hurricane just as it was hitting Galveston.

At altitudes ranging from 4,000 to 9,000 feet, they were pounded by severe updrafts and downdrafts. But then the plane unexpectedly broke into the eye and the turbulence stopped, allowing them to circle and observe the countryside below.

For winning the bet, Duckworth got his highball from the British pilots. He also got into trouble with his superiors for taking the unauthorized flights.

"His superiors finally decided it was better to give him a medal rather than a reprimand," Dorst said.

Now, some of you were talking about some low flying by some other planes last night. This is a few years old, but here's a Spanish F-18 flying really, really low.


h/t

Movie Stuff

Well, this puts the cost of movie theater snacks into perspective. Movie theater popcorn costs more than filet mignon. Of course, LIVs respond with what's filet mignon?

What the hell? Evidently, Sharknado is coming to a theater near you August 2nd. It looked awful on a 52" screen. I can only imagine how bad it'll look on a theater screen. Ette's if you go, you can wear the Sharkini.

Cat Video

Bonus cat content: 10 ways to make cats even better.


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Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:00 PM (HVff2)

2 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 06:01 PM (T1005)

3 60th Anniversary of Korean War Armistice Today is the 60th anniversary of the armistice which ended the Korean War. Technically, we are still in an armistice, since a peace settlement was never made, so the parties involved are still in a state of war with each other. Though millions of Koreans still suffer under the tyranny of KoreaÂ’s Communist dictatorship, the people of South Korea now enjoy freedom and prosperity thanks to the sacrifice of so many. Soldiers from the Republic of Korea, the United States of America, the United Kingdom, Australia, Belgium, Canada, France, Philippines, Colombia, Ethiopia, Greece, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, New Zealand, South Africa, Thailand, and Turkey fought, bleed, and died to insure that freedom. Medical, and other support, was also provided by Denmark, India, Italy, Norway, Sweden, Republic of China (Taiwan), Japan, El Salvador, and Cuba. To those who sacrificed, our eternal thanks. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2831

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 06:02 PM (Vk2pI)

4 Saw Animal House in 1978 just before entering my freshmen year of college. I resemble the 0.0 gpa

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:03 PM (HVff2)

5 How about a hug baby?

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 27, 2013 06:04 PM (Pr6hk)

6 I too went to college just after Animal House. We actually had toga parties. I strongly recommend these. Women look good in togas.

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2013 06:04 PM (bKA83)

7 Pretty sure I'll let you guys play on the NukeMap. You know, the one hosted by the NSA.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 06:05 PM (FcR7P)

8 I can tell you where I am and it ain't pretty.

Posted by: Zombie Belushi at July 27, 2013 06:05 PM (Aif/5)

9 Animal House: based on a true story - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0085SJ1OU

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:06 PM (d7tB2)

10 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:07 PM (JMmQ9)

11 I can tell you where I am and it ain't pretty.

Tell Chris Farley that I miss him, too.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:07 PM (d7tB2)

12 I know you guys like maps and things that go 'splodey. Naturally, I think you morons will be entertained with this. NukeMap2. In 3D. Pretty good selection of nukes and you choose the location. DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDC

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:07 PM (sdi6R)

13 Good Evening, All. Did everyone have a nice day today? I did. I spent most of it outside in my rose garden. I didnÂ’t do all that I planned but I admit it, I have too many roses.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 06:08 PM (z4WKX)

14 Mrs. Misanthrope are watching Sharknado as we speak and she wants the sharkini

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:08 PM (HVff2)

15 I like the way grumpy cat up there thinks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 27, 2013 06:09 PM (CA2NO)

16 Karen Allen is 61?  Jeezus I'm old

Posted by: DAve at July 27, 2013 06:09 PM (albkL)

17 I'd still hit it like you don't even know tho

Posted by: DAve at July 27, 2013 06:09 PM (albkL)

18 11 Tell Chris Farley that I miss him, too.

Me too. Farley and Belushi were special partly because they completely committed themselves to their comedy. There aren't many like that. Sam Kinison, too. All dead. Maybe it carries too high a cost?

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2013 06:09 PM (bKA83)

19 Animal House: based on a true story - Many, many true stories.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 06:10 PM (FcR7P)

20 On Somewhere in Time (old Art Bell radio show on Sat nights) right now (rerun from 10/25/95), Art Bell interview of Chris Ruddy on Vince Foster discussing forgery in case ---- and also will talk about an exploding whale

Posted by: Baldy at July 27, 2013 06:11 PM (tyDFN)

21 Hey, Carol. I spent most of the day (and most of my money) at the new 2nd-and-Charles used bookstore at the Flatirons Mall. I bought "In The Mouth of Madness" and watched it while the thunderstorm was going on.

Seems that if it weren't for horror movies like ITMOM and "1408", we'd have forgotten about how fucking creepy The Carpenters were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re-6eOhrejE

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:11 PM (d7tB2)

22 Are the Syrian rebels catapulting cattle yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2013 06:12 PM (tg2kY)

23 NASA TV has live coverage of the approach of the Progress supply ship: http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#.UfO7auDnvRs

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:14 PM (sdi6R)

24 and also will talk about an exploding whale Posted by: Baldy at July 27, 2013 10:11 PM (tyDFN) Oh no, not again...

Posted by: A Bowl of Petunias at July 27, 2013 06:14 PM (Vk2pI)

25 Thanks for the top notch ONT CDR M on a Saturday nite

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:14 PM (HVff2)

26 All dead. Maybe it carries too high a cost?
John Candy too

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2013 06:14 PM (tg2kY)

27 drunken geniuses fix link doofus thanx

Posted by: mm at July 27, 2013 06:15 PM (utAmj)

28 Thems some fine Ewoks. Many a geek's pants got stained walking past those two.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:16 PM (AO9UG)

29 All dead. Maybe it carries too high a cost?
Posted by: Splunge
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Too early to tell...

Posted by: Achmed at July 27, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

30 26 All dead. Maybe it carries too high a cost?
John Candy too


Too true. And all fat. I started to form a theory about the really great comedians being fat, but then I remembered Richard Pryor. His SNL appearance still stands out as one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (bKA83)

31 Jessica Nigri cosplay while wet as Rikka.

http://tinyurl.com/lr52slw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (lBT6p)

32 >>>Are the Syrian rebels catapulting cattle yet?<<<

Not before they breed anthrax to is peak ripeness.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (bWoh5)

33 High Plains Drifter has what would be today be called a rape scene in it starring Clint Eastwood

Posted by: DAve at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (albkL)

34

Sexy Ewoks

2nd look at Ewoks?

 

Two words.

 

Yub. Yub.

Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (LI48c)

35 Posted by: A Bowl of Petunias at July 27, 2013 10:14 PM (Vk2pI) ---- I should be clear- the show is from 1995, so the whale exploded almost 20 years ago ;(

Posted by: Baldy at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (tyDFN)

36 I kinda like the Russian chick who does the English translation on NASA TV. I've never seen her, but I'm assuming she's cute.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:17 PM (sdi6R)

37 Come back to Peruvia.

Posted by: Peruvia Toure-ism Council at July 27, 2013 06:18 PM (MMC8r)

38 I bet the Russian space vehicle has a dash cam.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:19 PM (AO9UG)

39 'sup Hordsters

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

40 NASA TV has live coverage of the approach of the Progress supply ship: http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#.UfO7auDnvRs Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 10:14 PM Thanks, rickl...although the last time we did this, I was up until 3:00 AM...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)

41

I should be clear- the show is from 1995, so the whale exploded almost 20 years ago.

 

 

It blowed up good.  Real good!

Posted by: The Farm Report at July 27, 2013 06:19 PM (BAS5M)

42 I should be clear- the show is from 1995, so the whale exploded almost 20 years ago ;( Posted by: Baldy at July 27, 2013 10:17 PM (tyDFN) But it was recorded on a planet that is 20 light-whales distant, so the fetid whale carcass is only reaching Earth now...

Posted by: A Bowl of Petunias at July 27, 2013 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)

43 So it takes the Sharkini appearing in a British tabloid for it to be even linked.  Fine see if I ever post sucha  cool link ever again....  

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:20 PM (lBT6p)

44 54 meters...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

45 Fire can't make a whale explode, wingnuts!

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:20 PM (AO9UG)

46 Hey TR

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:21 PM (HVff2)

47 Karen Carpenter didn't exactly have the obesity problem :^/

She wasn't creepy ... wrong word. Word I was looking for was "haunting"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFoQxjgbrs

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:21 PM (d7tB2)

48 35 Posted by: A Bowl of Petunias at July 27, 2013 10:14 PM (Vk2pI) ---- I should be clear- the show is from 1995, so the whale exploded almost 20 years ago ;(

This is probably the same whale about which Dave Barry once wrote "I am probably not guilty of understatement when I say that what follows, on the videotape, is the most wonderful event in the history of the universe"

http://tinyurl.com/a8a6zx9

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2013 06:22 PM (bKA83)

49 You now how expensive those missiles were?

Posted by: armorers of magrathea, at July 27, 2013 06:22 PM (Jsiw/)

50 40 Thanks, rickl...although the last time we did this, I was up until 3:00 AM... Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 10:19 PM (JMmQ9) I was looking forward to watching the launch live this afternoon and mentioned it on the morning thread, but I took a nap and overslept my alarm. Oh well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU4Uitie_GA&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

51 I recall drinking large quantities of rum in the giant Coke while viewing Animal House at the theater in college.

Holy Shith!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

52 I am the President of Peruvia

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at July 27, 2013 06:23 PM (jucos)

53 Here's an idea - use Orcas to end the dolphin's violent War on (dolphin) Women: Look out, he's behind you! Eight-ton orca leaps 15ft into the air to finally capture dolphin he wanted for dinner after two-hour chase http://tinyurl.com/m66qqga The circle of life continues...

Posted by: Thrawn at July 27, 2013 06:23 PM (KiyII)

54 I deleted the bad link.  Fuck that site if they want to force me to put the entire fucking infographic instead of the link to the infographic.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 06:23 PM (dKV5k)

55 I thought Brian Dennehy was Peruvia?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:23 PM (lBT6p)

56 52 I am the President of Peruvia Posted by: Brian Dennehy at July 27, 2013 10:23 PM (jucos) You are Peruvia

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:24 PM (HVff2)

57 So.


A friend of mine just accused me of creating this business concept.


http://xkcd.com/1207/


It's like she's met me!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 27, 2013 06:24 PM (Gk3SS)

58 No! No, Jeantel! It's, "The effluvia in Peruvia flows mainly down the Rubio." Once again, girl! And try this time!

Posted by: professor henry higgins-touré at July 27, 2013 06:24 PM (BQ10H)

59 The stout ninja uses bag pipes as an automatic dart gun...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 06:24 PM (Z7Gst)

60 The burning fuse running up to and into the whales ass was a hint that Dr. Evil is back.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:24 PM (AO9UG)

61 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:20 PM (lBT6p)


I musta missed when you shared it then!

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 06:24 PM (dKV5k)

62 AlextheChick, we need to get a DARPA grant to deploy those Congress and White House.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:25 PM (lBT6p)

63 the probe is entering the cone...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:26 PM (JMmQ9)

64 And, docking!

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:27 PM (sdi6R)

65 The probe is entering the Larch.

"Well I bet you didn't see that coming."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:27 PM (lBT6p)

66 My entire fraternity went to the local small college town theater when Animal House  played in it  a few years after it  came out.  I belive the entire theater was packed with  fraternities and sororities.  Alcohol may have been present.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2013 06:27 PM (BAS5M)

67 How many time was WWIII almost started when detonating whales were mistaken for submarine missile launches?

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:27 PM (AO9UG)

68 Fucking white hispanic shit cocksucking Peruvia fuckers!!!11!!!

Posted by: some dick suffering from touré syndrome at July 27, 2013 06:27 PM (BQ10H)

69 Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity
-----------------------------------

How do MH!

We gotta do a nickname thing here.

Mike Hammer is "MH", and he's old as hell, and you HAVE to be "MH" because I can't spell Miss Anthropomorphic Humanities after 87 eleven scotches.

You are now officially dubbed, "MH, III"

...because that is better than "MH, Junior."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 27, 2013 06:27 PM (4Mv1T)

70 she just said "...let's wait until the hard-mate has occurred..." I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)

71 I spent the day scraping old paint and the Middle Class ... and sanding and vacuuming the Middle Class, and sand and scrapped paint ... I award myself a B+ for this post.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 06:28 PM (Wk9TK)

72 67 How many time was WWIII almost started when detonating whales were mistaken for submarine missile launches?

Any respectable second-strike system has a flying-whale-blubber detector.

Posted by: Splunge at July 27, 2013 06:28 PM (bKA83)

73 Damn, whats that ninja got against Mark Steyn???

Posted by: Bob in houston at July 27, 2013 06:28 PM (b7AU3)

74 CDR M, its all good. Conisdering how much is generated by the posters here easy for stuff to slip through the gerbil's pancreas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:29 PM (lBT6p)

75 Tom Hulce/Larry 'Pinto' Kroger Total leftard and playing for the other team. Tim Matheson/Eric 'Otter' Stratton Total leftard. Kevin Bacon/Chip Diller Total leftard. Karen Allen/Katy Don't know but I'd be shocked if she wasn't a total leftard. Donald Sutherland/Professor Dave Jennings Total leftard but not an American so he doesn't count.

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 06:30 PM (tXGg/)

76 Seems like you pretty much need a 500 kt airburst to get the entire District of Columbia in one go....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 06:30 PM (T1005)

77 A hard-mate is when the male grapples snap into position inside the female receptacle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:30 PM (lBT6p)

78 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:29 PM (lBT6p)

Heh.  I'm going to have a little talk with him and give him one last warning.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 06:30 PM (dKV5k)

79 50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU4Uitie_GA&feature=player_embedded Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 10:23 PM (sdi6R) I would like to know what ledinoch94 is saying in the YouTube comments, though.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

80 You mean a 500 Kilo-ton burst Cthulhu??  Not a 500 kt burst just speeding through?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:31 PM (lBT6p)

81 The Ewok chick on the left is a walking fireball. Boner-rays set to full power, Captain.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:31 PM (AO9UG)

82 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 10:11 PM (d7tB2) That video is odd, but amusing. Thank you. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (z4WKX)

83 77 A hard-mate is when the male grapples snap into position inside the female receptacle.

That's hot.

Posted by: Radio Shack at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (bKA83)

84 I'm not interested in who is the most honest, I want to know who is the most dirty. I am sure long haired red heads are pretty near the top.

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (tXGg/)

85 67 How many time was WWIII almost started when detonating whales were mistaken for submarine missile launches? Four, *hic*

Posted by: Boris Yeltsen at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (KiyII)

86 boulder toilet hobo @ 21-
When I was overseas my child bride kept me up on all the new music. She said a group called Teh Carpenters was really good. Having been a carpenter all through high school, I was pretty sure that was sketchy.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (OONaw)

87 Hmm a nick name? can't take Mr. Hammers that is for sure. Msh? Thrope? Hey fuck head?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (HVff2)

88 76 Seems like you pretty much need a 500 kt airburst to get the entire District of Columbia in one go.... ---------- 100 mt, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2013 06:32 PM (Aif/5)

89 A hard-mate is when the male grapples snap into position inside the female receptacle. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:30 PM Ooohh, yes, I know...but hearing you say it makes it so much more betterer how you doin'?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

90 This ONT is clipping along like a slug dong in molasses.

Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 06:33 PM (bWoh5)

91 80 You mean a 500 Kilo-ton burst Cthulhu?? Not a 500 kt burst just speeding through?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:31 PM (lBT6p) 



kt = kilo-ton http://www.thefreedictionary.com/kt



Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 06:34 PM (T1005)

92 Anyone still have a link to the Bleach underboob cosplay I posted a few days ago?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:34 PM (lBT6p)

93 Cars going wild. Planes going wild. Trains going wild. Buses going wild.
That's wild.

(Cue Rod Serling)

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 06:35 PM (BVkEs)

94 This ONT is clipping along like a slug dong in molasses. Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2013 10:33 PM (bWoh5) The Peruvia thread drained us.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:35 PM (AO9UG)

95 In Peruvia citizens spy on the NSA.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 06:35 PM (ylhEn)

96 Posted by: Baldy at July 27, 2013 10:11 PM (tyDFN) Baldy, Where are you watching this show, is it on a channel?

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 06:35 PM (z4WKX)

97 This ONT is clipping along like a slug dong in molasses.
Posted by: Fritz
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YOU try draggin this bigass thing behind you through this sludge.

Posted by: The Slug at July 27, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

98 Yes! ,I'm clear of the blast radius.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 27, 2013 06:35 PM (ELdpj)

99 Am I here early or is it late? Or vice versa? Greetin's cretins, up's what tonight, burn, salt, patch, or powder?

Posted by: mindful webworker, being here, doing this at July 27, 2013 06:36 PM (U13jb)

100 Anyone still have a link to the Bleach underboob cosplay I posted a few days ago? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:34 PM (lBT6p) I'm going to need a stronger bunk.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:36 PM (AO9UG)

101 But not clear of the Wrath of Huma....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:36 PM (lBT6p)

102 woot. Under 100 (by 1). Now to read below the flod.

Posted by: mindful webworker, being here, doing this at July 27, 2013 06:36 PM (U13jb)

103 Ewwwwwww go away gross sock.

Posted by: Lauren at July 27, 2013 06:37 PM (ELdpj)

104 This ONT is clipping along like a slug dong in molasses. That's lifted directly from the third verse of the Peruvian National Anthem, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 06:37 PM (FcR7P)

105 93 Cars going wild. Planes going wild. Trains going wild. Buses going wild. That's wild. (Cue Rod Serling) Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 10:35 PM (BVkEs) That's hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at July 27, 2013 06:37 PM (BXLPR)

106 I would say the most dishonest people in DC are all in elected office, POTUS, Congress, Senate and then Moochelle, Biden, et al.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 06:38 PM (z4WKX)

107

93 Cars going wild. Planes going wild. Trains going wild. Buses going wild.
That's wild.

(Cue Rod Serling)
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 10:35 PM (BVkEs)


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That's retarded sir.

Posted by: Rachel Genitals at July 27, 2013 06:38 PM (jucos)

108 101 But not clear of the Wrath of Huma....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:36 PM (lBT6p)


If Huma had any wrath, we would be having this discussion. I just wanna know who is paying the dowry...

Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 27, 2013 06:39 PM (TI6nB)

109 100 mt, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2013 10:32 PM (Aif/5)


When using the prefix "Mega-", the M is always capitalized.

Posted by: The More You Know at July 27, 2013 06:39 PM (un8zR)

110 Never mind I found the link to the picture.  Here you go eman.

http://tinyurl.com/kpxbryk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:39 PM (lBT6p)

111 NOT be having this discussion.

Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 27, 2013 06:39 PM (TI6nB)

112 That's lifted directly from the third verse of the Peruvian National Anthem, by the way. Like a slug dong in molasses, That's how our day, it passes, Yet we sing these words, so crassless, To our beloved slug's tits and asses ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 06:39 PM (Wk9TK)

113
Did any of you ladies get my tweet?

Posted by: Charles Peligro at July 27, 2013 06:40 PM (pJF+c)

114 The DC crowd is creepier than Christopher Walken cover-singing Carpenters songs while dressed in a clown costume in a Cronenberg movie.

Also, spiders. And the middle class.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:40 PM (d7tB2)

115 Thanks Anna,

that'll get em buyin chopstick!

Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 27, 2013 06:40 PM (TI6nB)

116 Regrettably, the HQ staff has apparently missed the biggest news of all ... I'm talking, of course, about the making of Sharknado 2: http://tinyurl.com/jwp7mla Sounds like global warming in Aspen causes the temp to fly from -20 to 90F, thereby melting the Rockies ice and (somehow) releasing pent up dinosharks to feast on its progressive denizens. Suffice to say, if this is wrong for some reason then I don't want to be right. You know you're in trouble when Z- list movie whore Tara Reid is the voice of reason playing a 30s-something MILF trying to lead our intrepid heroes to safety. I'm in like Flynn.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 06:41 PM (bS6uW)

117 So, where are all our unreliably outlandish friends?

It's 10:45PM. Do you know where your Moron is tonight?

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 06:41 PM (4Mv1T)

118 Never mind I found the link to the picture. Here you go eman. http://tinyurl.com/kpxbryk Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 10:39 PM (lBT6p) You are a goddess, Anna.

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:42 PM (AO9UG)

119 The South African Nobel peace laureate Archbishop Desmond Tutu says he will never worship a 'homophobic God' and would rather go to hell than find himself in a 'homophobic heaven'.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 27, 2013 06:43 PM (e8kgV)

120 81 The Ewok chick on the left is a walking fireball.

Boner-rays set to full power, Captain.


So, as someone with no knowledge of these things, are these hot women in brief costumes actual attendees, or are they paid models salted throughout to draw in the rubes?

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2013 06:43 PM (6TB1Z)

121 So the wife and I are rolling through the SyFy style movies. Just finished Metal Tornado (starring one Lou Diamond Phillips), that was actually recommended by Netflix' new interactive program suggester. Now on to Meteor Apocalypse.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

122 Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 10:41 PM (bS6uW) So where does the tornado part fit into the story?

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 06:43 PM (dKV5k)

123 I call shenanigans on the nuke map game. It wouldn't let me nuke Mecca.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 06:43 PM (UWXeN)

124 Sexy pirates, they don't need weapons.

http://tinyurl.com/m89ndtw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (lBT6p)

125 So, as someone with no knowledge of these things, are these hot women in brief costumes actual attendees, or are they paid models salted throughout to draw in the rubes? Posted by: pep at July 27, 2013 10:43 PM (6TB1Z) You have actual attendees and you have Booth Babes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

126 Hey! I am camping and have a good 3G signal,,which would have been handy during the GZ verdict. FUCK! I forgot what I was gonna comment about! BBL.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (0sqBw)

127 When using the prefix "Mega-", the M is always capitalized ------------- So sorry, forgot this was a smart military blog!

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (Aif/5)

128 CNN's Don Lemon Backs Up Bill O'Reilly: 'He Doesn't Go Far Enough' In Criticizing Black Culture http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/07/cnns-don-lemon-backs-up-bill-oreilly-he.html

Posted by: Steve at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (9ccSk)

129 Never mind I found the link to the picture. Here you go eman.

Now that is a taut navel.  Very nice.

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (6TB1Z)

130 RIP, JJ Cale . . . helluva songwriter.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

131 112 That's lifted directly from the third verse of the Peruvian National Anthem, by the way.

Like a slug dong in molasses,
That's how our day, it passes,
Yet we sing these words, so crassless,
To our beloved slug's tits and asses ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 10:39 PM (Wk9TK)



Oh, man.......LOL.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 06:45 PM (T1005)

132 Wait, it really wouldn't let you nuke Mecca?

Posted by: Lauren at July 27, 2013 06:45 PM (ELdpj)

133 May Tutu and Mandela felafel each other and die in humus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:45 PM (lBT6p)

134 119 The South African Nobel peace laureate Archbishop Desmond Tutu says he will never worship a 'homophobic God' and would rather go to hell than find himself in a 'homophobic heaven'. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 27, 2013 10:43 PM (e8kgV) He's 81. He may be in hell sooner than he thinks.

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 06:45 PM (tXGg/)

135 So where does the tornado part fit into the story? Tara doesn't get into it (partly because she doesn't know, and partly because she's a filthy whore with an 80 IQ), but I'm guess huge temp and pressure gradients?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 06:45 PM (bS6uW)

136 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 10:43 PM (UWXeN)

It's still Ramadan. Wait 'til Dhu'l Hijja

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:45 PM (d7tB2)

137 When using the prefix "Mega-", the M is always capitalized. Posted by: The More You Know at July 27, 2013 10:39 PM (un8zR) m = milli- = {1/1000)x M = Mega = 1000x

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 06:46 PM (Vk2pI)

138

I had such a massive Karen Allen crush. Animal House, Raiders, Starman. She epitomized "Attainable Hottie" in my frenzied adolescent mind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 27, 2013 06:46 PM (6rcHp)

139 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 10:44 PM (GEICT)

My friend the bartender refused to serve two customers who ordered (I shit you not!) Macallan-18-year-old Rusty Nails.

He told them his ancestors who come and kill him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2013 06:46 PM (gqgiP)

140 Cool. The Tsar Bomba would take out Baltimore as well as DC.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

141 I forgot what I was gonna comment about! BBL.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 10:44 PM (0sqBw)

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The middle class.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 27, 2013 06:47 PM (jucos)

142 Oh, now I remember. Not interesting to anyone but me, though. Good gauge on my age, Animal House was the first VCR I watched, whilst babysitting. The parents told me I should feel free to smoke, also. What a different galaxy!

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 06:47 PM (0sqBw)

143 I forgot what I was gonna comment about! BBL.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 10:44 PM (0sqBw)

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The middle class.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 27, 2013 06:47 PM (jucos)

144 Did anyone here see Wolverine? Was it good?

Posted by: eman at July 27, 2013 06:47 PM (AO9UG)

145 Nelson Mandela's family got legal aid meant for poor South Africans http://goo.gl/neNMib

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 06:48 PM (tXGg/)

146 Slowdive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFulw-T-KPI

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 06:48 PM (d7tB2)

147 Cthulhu you know I was just messing with you.  My father, being a retired air traffic controller, still trips over millibars and MegaBytes because of the initials.  And when I saw such a stout 500 kt wind blowing there.. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:48 PM (lBT6p)

148 RIP, JJ Cale . . . helluva songwriter. Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 10:44 PM for realz? I has a sad. Next week's Saturday Night Video will be "They Call Me the Breeze" by the original incarnation of Lynyrd Skynyrd, which I believe Cale wrote. Oh, hai, Peaches!

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:49 PM (JMmQ9)

149 My friend the bartender refused to serve two customers who ordered (I shit you not!) Macallan-18-year-old Rusty Nails. He told them his ancestors who come and kill him. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2013 10:46 PM (gqgiP) THat would be my opening gambit. Let's see how high they're willing to go for their drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)

150 The South African Nobel peace laureate Archbishop Desmond Tutu says he will never worship a 'homophobic God' and would rather go to hell than find himself in a 'homophobic heaven'. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 27, 2013 10:43 PM (e8kgV) I think ol' Dizzy Desmond is a little unclear on the concept of "God".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 06:50 PM (UWXeN)

151 I went out to get my fuckin' car washed and it was like I went to Gilligan's Island.  Spent 5 hours and $345 having the rear passenger window motor and regulator replaced at the fuckin Pep Boys, where I will apparently be spending most of my Saturdays, based on recent experience.  It's a damn wonder I am not a raging alcoholic . . . oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

152 Mike Hammer is "MH", and he's old as hell,
Posted by: Tobacco Road
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TR - That's Mr.  old as hell to you, pal....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

153 My friend the bartender refused to serve two customers who ordered (I shit you not!) Macallan-18-year-old Rusty Nails.

He told them his ancestors who come and kill him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2013 10:46 PM (gqgiP)


Good for him - all you need to enjoy that is a glass, then maybe an ice cube or two, or alternately a splash of cold water if you want to open it up a bit.  Why you'd want to add Drambuie to something approaching perfection is a mystery to me.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 06:51 PM (un8zR)

154 Hey, AltonJackson.  Yeah, he had a heart attack and died at Scripps Memorial in La Jolla yesterday.  74, iirc.  Super sad.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

155 Cale did indeed write Call Me the Breeze sometimes I misremember correctly...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

156 Speaking of xplody things, I ran across a little item today that I'm sure every moron weapons collector will want to acquire for the ahem bottom of the lake arsenal. http://youtu.be/UTdy1Yp1h5A

Posted by: mindful webworker, armed with teeth at July 27, 2013 06:51 PM (U13jb)

157 I think ol' Dizzy Desmond is a little unclear on the concept of "God".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 10:50 PM (UWXeN)

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Funny that.  You would think that he would have learned a little something in Seminary. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 27, 2013 06:51 PM (jucos)

158 What the heck Peaches happened with your car???

Forecaster is predicting dry weather tomorrow so might stand a chance of finding the water leaks in the GT500.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:52 PM (lBT6p)

159 140 Cool. The Tsar Bomba would take out Baltimore as well as DC. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 10:47 PM (sdi6R) I saw a show about that test....they said the blast ran out of atmosphere (altitude) to sustain the fireball....or sumpin like that.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2013 06:52 PM (ZNQKl)

160 When using the prefix "Mega-", the M is always capitalized. Especially when you're discussing tonnage.

Posted by: Megan McCain at July 27, 2013 06:52 PM (FcR7P)

161 130 RIP, JJ Cale . . . helluva songwriter.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 10:44 PM (8lmkt)



Wait, what? I don't see anything on the news.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 06:52 PM (T1005)

162 140 Cool. The Tsar Bomba would take out Baltimore as well as DC. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 10:47 PM (sdi6R) Oops, my mistake. Baltimore would be left standing, but all of its residents would suffer third degree burns and probably die. I could work with that.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

163 http://tinyurl.com/kpxbryk vs. http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/File:Rattleshirt_tvseries.jpg not much of a contest ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 06:53 PM (Wk9TK)

164 Wait, it really wouldn't let you nuke Mecca? Posted by: Lauren at July 27, 2013 10:45 PM (ELdpj) No, it didn't. It defaulted to a Ground Zero somewhere in northwest Calgary. Maybe I had to enter a Zip code?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 06:53 PM (UWXeN)

165 TR - That's Mr. old as hell to you, pal....
Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------------------------------

**bows**

As you wish, Mr. Old As Hell.

You do see the conundrum I was in.

No?


Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 06:53 PM (4Mv1T)

166 Hey, peaches! I am able to chat while camping! That's the fuckin best thing ever!

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 06:54 PM (0sqBw)

167 Anna Puma, there is no way on God's green earth that I would park my car behind my apartment, or especially on a street lot down in skeevytown while at work, with a malfunctioning window.  My old mechanic (in Beverly Hills) would find me rebuilts for the Infiniti.  But that's not the way Pep Boys rolls on a Saturday and who can blame them, they have zero competition except for M-F 8-5. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 06:54 PM (8lmkt)

168 Meteor Swarm is up next. I'm going to need some booze, this wine isn't going to get it done. Though I am starting to think more favorably of Tara Reid for some reason.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 06:54 PM (bS6uW)

169 Hillary wasnÂ’t aware that Huma was going to be at press conference with Wiener. Huma is like a second daughter to her. Huma is just like Hillary, marrying for the office and suffering through it all to be a power couple.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (z4WKX)

170 No, it didn't. It defaulted to a Ground Zero somewhere in northwest Calgary. -------- Took me to the right place.

Posted by: Adam at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (Aif/5)

171 119 The South African Nobel peace laureate Archbishop Desmond Tutu says he will never worship a 'homophobic God' and would rather go to hell than find himself in a 'homophobic heaven'. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 27, 2013 10:43 PM (e8kgV) I would say I am surprised, but he is an Anglican. He is also the African Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Namely, a theological charlatan masquerading as a minister.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (BXLPR)

172 here we go again, this could be Trayvon II if the media wants to run with it

http://is.gd/sSg7Is

A Marigny homeowner has been booked with attempted second-degree murder after he shot a 14-year-old boy in the head early Friday, police said. The homeowner's friends and neighbors said the owner believed the teen was an intruder. The teenager remains hospitalized in critical condition, police said.

Posted by: Jose at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (zc/sw)

173 119 The South African Nobel peace laureate Archbishop Desmond Tutu says he will never worship a 'homophobic God' and would rather go to hell than find himself in a 'homophobic heaven'.



I'm getting the impression that our dear Mr. Tutu is putting from the rough himself.

Posted by: tcn at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (RnmNY)

174 Wait, it really wouldn't let you nuke Mecca? It has no trouble with Tel Aviv, however.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (FcR7P)

175 Forecaster is predicting dry weather tomorrow so might stand a chance of finding the water leaks in the GT500. Squirt bottle and bicycle pump if nothing else works. Going thru a car wash was how I found out I had a hole in the bottom of the Camry trunk ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 06:55 PM (Wk9TK)

176 CDB - you'll appreciate this.  I was in CO for the week of 4th of July, and my pals there took me out for dinner at a restaurant called "Med" since it was my birthday.  It's Mediterranian-influenced, with about half the menu being small plates.  We had a fantastic waiter.  At one point, I overheard one of my buddies talking quietly to him about doing something embarassing, to which he replied "I don't really do embarassing".  Having seen a cupcake with a candle in it passing by earlier, I jumped in.  I thanked him, as I'm not down with embarassing either, and told him "I'm not into embarassing or cupcakes, or sweets of any kind, but I love scotch".  Dude brought me a glass of Macallan 12 for dessert.  Happy birfday to me!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 06:56 PM (un8zR)

177 Hey, peaches! I am able to chat while camping! That's the fuckin best thing ever!

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 10:54 PM (0sqBw)


Awesome!!!!  I remember when they had solar in the ladies rooms and you could use a hairdryer.  That was a big deal in my day. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

178 I think Mecca's zip code is "666".

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 27, 2013 06:57 PM (BQ10H)

179 That sharktini would be totally kewl on me. My belly would protrude out the shark's mouth, making it look like he was still eating his last meal

Posted by: roseanne barr at July 27, 2013 06:57 PM (aPWAh)

180 It's a damn wonder I am not a raging alcoholic . . . oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 10:50 PM (8lmkt)


"Raging" is not always correct, and certainly unkind in your specific case.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 06:57 PM (un8zR)

181 That many sharks being sucked up in a water spout seems ... improbable. Dude cutting his way out with a chain saw? Well that. my friends, is what some people will do to get back in Tara's pants.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 06:58 PM (bS6uW)

182 150 Tutu has probably never thought that perhaps it is that God, if he exists, doesn't like any purely biological-based impulse at all. Now he has something new to think about.

Posted by: Logicus at July 27, 2013 06:58 PM (xpGLI)

183 Wait, it really wouldn't let you nuke Mecca? You've got to drag the marker down from Tel Aviv, then it lets you do it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 06:58 PM (FcR7P)

184 It lets me nuke Mecca just fine

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

185 Here I sit, domestic wonder, with victuals at the ready for the hungry partiers on the boat, who are duhrunk, I'm the best. Don't you agree? The truth is, I enjoy this tiny bit of peace before the other horde gets here.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 06:58 PM (0sqBw)

186 Cthulu, just google him.  I heard it on the radio earlier and CNN, NYT, WaPo all have it.  Also his website:

http://www.jjcale.com/

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

187 Call Me the Breeze Not the definitive version (the definitive version is from Skynyrd's One More From the Road live double album...(and, yes, they're called ALBUMS! I have a lawn and chances are you should get off it.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsIqEq9OFxE

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 06:59 PM (JMmQ9)

188 LOL A Liam Neeson meme-mash
http://tinyurl.com/kt9z6tp

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 06:59 PM (lBT6p)

189 It's the heavenly ban on pompous priests that really chaps Tutu's hide.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:00 PM (FcR7P)

190 181 That many sharks being sucked up in a water spout seems ... improbable. Dude cutting his way out with a chain saw? Well that. my friends, is what some people will do to get back in Tara's pants. Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 10:58 PM (bS6uW) And pull his former spooge receptacle out of the shark to give to his son. That is a family man.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 27, 2013 07:00 PM (BXLPR)

191 Cars going wild. Planes going wild. Trains going wild. Buses going wild. Say, this seems obvious, but did anybody here connect the more recent story about cracking and causing a digital automobile to go out of (the driver's) control, with that reporter who died in a crazy speeding (digital) automobile because he was tragically drugged drunk and so it couldn't possibly have been conspirators doing something fantastic like causing a digital automobile to go out of control only crazy tinfoil mad hatters could think such a thing? Did they?

Posted by: mindful webworker, armed with teeth at July 27, 2013 07:00 PM (U13jb)

192 My mom worked at a mental institution in CT in the early 90's and the girl who played the dean's daughter was there. IIRC it was because she did a lot of drugs during that movie and Caddyshack and fried her brain. Sad.

Posted by: Marcy Furtive at July 27, 2013 07:00 PM (2mSdf)

193 Excessive amounts of highland swill were consumed earlier tonight while burning the chickens on the new smoker with my favorite nephew, so if I say something regrettable...

I probably won't regret it.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)

194 Damn. If "Little Boy" went off in Center City Philadelphia, the only thing I'd notice would be the mushroom cloud on the horizon.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

195 Cale passed? Bummer. Hiya Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 07:01 PM (HVff2)

196 It lets me nuke Mecca just fine Duh. You've got to type 'Mecca, Saudi Arabia'. Now to turn Peruvia to glass...

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:01 PM (FcR7P)

197 What's this? Supershark with John Schneider is preempting Metoer Swarm?! I don't know what to believe anymore.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:02 PM (bS6uW)

198 Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 10:59 PM (JMmQ9)


"One More From the Road" is one of the greatest live albums ever, and made more impressive because the Skynyrd boys could pull of everything they did in the studio on stage and improvise to boot.  No tricks, no sleight of hand, just flat-out ability.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:02 PM (un8zR)

199 Anyone nuke Hollywood and Vale yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:02 PM (lBT6p)

200 I keep licking this window, but nothing happens.

Posted by: Toure at July 27, 2013 07:02 PM (bKA83)

201 I gotta say the Horde was on fire in the Peruvia thread. Did you know the lowest point in Peruvia's history occurred when they elected Ralph Nadir as President? Peruvians fleeing the resultant mayhem founded a city in Italy named Peruvia Refugiana, which was later shortened to Perugia, to fit the envelopes the welfare checks came in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 07:03 PM (UWXeN)

202 You do see the conundrum I was in.

No?


Posted by: TR
------------------

Yup. Just chapping you when the opportunity was presented.
God knows, Vic takes a constant beating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

203 Duh. You've got to type 'Mecca, Saudi Arabia'. Now to turn Peruvia to glass... Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 11:01 PM (FcR7P) Type it in, drag and drop....either way....BOOM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)

204 Be well horde

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 27, 2013 07:04 PM (HVff2)

205 Yup. Just chapping you when the opportunity was presented.
God knows, Vic takes a constant beating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------------------

I've no clue of his age, but as long as he's alive, you are a youngster here.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:04 PM (4Mv1T)

206 My mom worked at a mental institution The best start to a comment in a long, long time ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:05 PM (bS6uW)

207 The Peruvia thread should be published.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

208 Good night MH III!

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)

209 I'm sure this won't go over well but I've never seen Animal House. I honestly could count all the movies I ever seen on all my fingers. And that's counting Finding Nemo 4 times.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 07:05 PM (T4Irr)

210 goof night, Miss Anthropy ... Better tomorrows ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 07:05 PM (Wk9TK)

211 186 Cthulu, just google him. I heard it on the radio earlier and CNN, NYT, WaPo all have it. Also his website:

http://www.jjcale.com/

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 10:59 PM (8lmkt)



Well, that's sad. He was truly gifted.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 07:06 PM (T1005)

212 And in other news: Helen Thomas reports that she has evidently arrived in Heaven - since there are no Christian Republicans there.


Pretty good guess Helen, but see that big thing that looks sort of like a giant bat? That used to be an angel.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 07:06 PM (ylhEn)

213 Molly K - knowledge is good

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:06 PM (d7tB2)

214 Man, if you're using "Fat Man" from Nagasaki, that's like a surgical strike! Very unrewarding when playing in the Middle East.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:06 PM (FcR7P)

215 208 The Peruvia thread should be published. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 11:05 PM (aDwsi) We were told that thread needed to die.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2013 07:06 PM (V1ZIU)

216 I was a sophomore at the University of Oregon where AH was filmed. Best 3 1/2 years of my life. Also lived in the same dorm where the opening scenes where Flounder and Pinto are rousted for pledge night.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at July 27, 2013 07:07 PM (Q3WfW)

217 I'm sure this won't go over well but I've never seen Animal House. I honestly could count all the movies I ever seen on all my fingers. And that's counting Finding Nemo 4 times. Most movies aren't worth the paper they're printed on, so no judgementalishness from me ... Dissing Red Velvet Cake, though ... them's fytin' werds!!!!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 07:07 PM (Wk9TK)

218 Anyone in the mood for a juicy pack of lies?

Posted by: ABC at July 27, 2013 07:08 PM (uLzrM)

219 Molly K. - Hmm. T'would be interesting to see what *one* movie each of the morons would recommend that you see, if nothing else.


Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 07:08 PM (aDwsi)

220 Richie Parker: Drive An incredible guy.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:9499560


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 27, 2013 07:08 PM (0It32)

221 I went straight to DC and dropped the biggest bomb available. Target was the South Lawn of the WH

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 27, 2013 07:09 PM (8sCoq)

222 This is just a little color commentary. No adults speaking English within ear's width, but the kids are speaking English. So there's that. Oh, plus, this is a corps of engineers campground. (Corpse of engineers, bammy-style). No alcohol allowed. Fuck that. Oh, I hear my family coming in. They're the ones with the retardedly loud music! Yep.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 07:09 PM (0sqBw)

223 Also I can't figure out if I'm lying or telling the truth.... I'm a brunette who has dyed blonde and tried to go back with longish hair and tend to shy away from groups. The honesty link above has me all confused.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 07:09 PM (T4Irr)

224 I thought Animal House was about Dartmouth.  No???

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:10 PM (8lmkt)

225 The perfect Washington DC insider has died.  Lindy Boggs, wife of Hale Boggs, has passed away at the age of 97.  But not in her home state of Louisiana but in Chevy Chase, MD.

Sen. Robert Byrd at her confirmation hearings to become President Clinton's ambassador to the Vatican blew Lindy Boggs a kiss.

http://tinyurl.com/matv6pd

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:10 PM (lBT6p)

226 Well that bomb thingy is interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 07:10 PM (M/TDA)

227 T'would be interesting to see what *one* movie each of the morons would recommend that you see, if nothing else. Peruvia By The Light Of Their Only Candle It's pretty short.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:10 PM (FcR7P)

228 224 Also I can't figure out if I'm lying or telling the truth.... I'm a brunette who has dyed blonde and tried to go back with longish hair and tend to shy away from groups. The honesty link above has me all confused. Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 11:09 PM (T4Irr) *Tented hands under chin* Hmmm. Let me put some of myself into you and see if I can diagnose the problem.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2013 07:11 PM (V1ZIU)

229 T'would be interesting to see what *one* movie each of the morons would recommend that you see, if nothing else.

Road Warrior. 


Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

230 Don't Brood for Me Peruvia!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:12 PM (lBT6p)

231 201 I keep licking this window, but nothing happens.Posted by: Toure at July 27, 2013 11:02 PM (bKA83)
Must be the wrong kind of windopane.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2013 07:12 PM (tg2kY)

232 Gladiator.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

233 T'would be interesting to see what *one* movie each of the morons would recommend that you see, if nothing else. Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at July 27, 2013 07:12 PM (Q3WfW)

234 spot on, St.Pat. I've gone through 11 copies of that album on 8-track (remember: lawn), 8 copies on cassette, 3 on vinyl (I still have a functioning turntable, but find a needle these days...), and I think this is my second copy on CD. Being interred here in Michigan, everyone says that Bob Seger's Live Bullet is the finest live album in all the land. Whilst it's a fine album, it's a "tour compilation", whereas Skynyrd's double-live album was recorded in one shot at the Fox Theater in Atlanta.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

235

119 The South African Nobel peace laureate Archbishop Desmond Tutu says he will never worship a 'homophobic God' and would rather go to hell than find himself in a 'homophobic heaven'.


So he's a practitioner of the make crap up doctrine? Lovely. 

Posted by: puddleglum at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (EuscL)

236 @#$% Youtube is prefacing every song with ads for this stupid Wahlberg movie, "2 Guns". No, I am not going to watch it, and I'm going to avoid it even harder now that you've spammed me.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (d7tB2)

237 Evenin' all. What disgusting, stomach churning vomit inducing situation are we discussing tonight?

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (8FeS+)

238 That was pretty cool cool that you'd put Road Warrior, Peaches.

Dang.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

239 Can't watch anymore sharks. Poster above makes me want to play Call of Cthulhu instead. My main man is Cecil Talbot. He cares for his aging mother at the Talbot mansion and uses her fortune to collect antique firearms, pornographic statuary and forbidden texts. He combines the pencil-thin mustache and affectation of John Waters with the bug-eyes of Steve Buscemi. He is equipped with linen pajamas, a silk Kimono he wears over the pajamas for additional armor, ladies' cigarettes, a 16th century marine flintlock adorned to resemble a devil penis, and an extra large mint julep. He enjoys throwing excessive parties for his friends and is an incurable racist. Cecil's companions are Wanda and Regina Shackleford, spinster sisters with shared interests in phrenology and seances; Pips Codswallop, the famed war aviator of England who was denied his official ace status and spent months in a sanitarium for insisting his last kill was against a giant black bat; Sharon Derriere, the bewitching stag film actress best known for The Virgin's Nightdress and her performance in 1922's The Mermaid and the Octopus, a film she does not remember appearing in which is so perverse the government has burned every copy it can find; and Chang the Celestial, an inscrutable Asian who harbors a dark secret: he is actually Mexican and just playing along with the white people who think he is Chinese. Chang, don't you have any celestial magic we can use? Que? /Something Awful

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (bS6uW)

240 Netflix in the UK is going to make BB episodes available for streaming in the UK the day after they aired in the US. I call unfair. Let the limey's wait.

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (tXGg/)

241 The "one" movie? I think it would have to be The Blues Brothers. Both for the comedy and the music, but especially the music.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 07:13 PM (UWXeN)

242 Sorry to hear of JJ Cale passing. Agree that he may not received credit that was due. Maybe Mr Clapton will give him his due if he hasn't already. One of Eric's yachts could have easily been named for him.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 07:14 PM (4Vt8I)

243 T'would be interesting to see what *one* movie each of the morons would recommend that you see, if nothing else. John Carpenter's The Thing

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

244 Evenin' all. What disgusting, stomach churning vomit inducing situation are we discussing tonight? Posted by: RWC
-------------------------------------------

Fake bile, bought from the back of comic books.

And boogers.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

245 Go forth and what? Archbishop Clueless.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at July 27, 2013 07:14 PM (Q3WfW)

246 Ok, the Ambien is making this movie slightly more interesting in that I never really know who's who and what's going on. Shit's getting real, I got that much.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 07:14 PM (GEICT)

247 Blazing Saddles, obviously. We do have to protect our phoney baloney jobs

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:15 PM (d7tB2)

248 That was pretty cool cool that you'd put Road Warrior, Peaches.

It is the only movie I ever actually bought.  Still got the dvd (is that what they're called?).  My other fave is The Man Who Would Be King.  I could watch that shit all day. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:15 PM (8lmkt)

249 T'would be interesting to see what *one* movie each of the morons would recommend that you see, if nothing else.

John Carpenter's The Thing.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 27, 2013 07:15 PM (uLzrM)

250 Hail, hail, Peruvia! Land of the brave and free!

Posted by: rufus touré firefly at July 27, 2013 07:15 PM (BQ10H)

251 Re one movie. Team America! (Fuck yeah!)

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 07:15 PM (0sqBw)

252 Just one movie?  Good gravy that would be painful for me.

Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan because you have human drama, naval action, and just some general awesome sauce.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:16 PM (lBT6p)

253 No, it's not a dvd, it's one of those thing you would stick in the VCR, back when it worked.  I am hopeless, I know.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:16 PM (8lmkt)

254 Ok, the Ambien is making this movie slightly more interesting in that I never really know who's who and what's going on. The best thing about Ambien is that you can go straight from a movie you don't understand into a twisted dream you won't understand. They should hand it out like aspirin.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (bS6uW)

255 Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan because you have human drama, naval action, and just some general awesome sauce. General Tso did have a walk on part ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (Wk9TK)

256 Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan because you have human drama, naval action, and just some general awesome sauce. And horror Anna, don't forget Chekov's ear mite.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (Q3WfW)

257 John Carpenter's The Thing

 

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 11:14 PM

 

Seconded. Good choice.

Posted by: otho at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (9gNQd)

258 235 spot on, St.Pat.

I've gone through 11 copies of that album on 8-track (remember: lawn), 8 copies on cassette, 3 on vinyl (I still have a functioning turntable, but find a needle these days...), and I think this is my second copy on CD.

Being interred here in Michigan, everyone says that Bob Seger's Live Bullet is the finest live album in all the land. Whilst it's a fine album, it's a "tour compilation", whereas Skynyrd's double-live album was recorded in one shot at the Fox Theater in Atlanta.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 11:12 PM (JMmQ9)


8-track?  Your recommendation about your lawn and the keeping off it have been duly noted.  I was in 6th grade when CDs started crowding cassettes out of the market, and I was born at the end of the 1970s.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (un8zR)

259 I saw Sam Kinnison in a Los Angeles comedy club in the mid80s. He was drunk on stage with a bottle of Jack Daniels. When it was empty, he refused to leave the stage until management brought him another bottle of Jack. At the time I had never heard of him. When he died I was not surprised.

Posted by: Gropp at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (ZtlkE)

260 236 Puddleglum, Jake Tutu is a Communist so I'll go out on a limb and guess the "god" he serves has a scarlet crown...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (Z7Gst)

261 I grew up in a home where tv and movies were pretty much forbidden. First movie I ever saw was Ice Castles. Besides Finding Nemo the only other movie I liked was shawshank redemption. If peaches is here I will agree with her advice from last night.... I need to get out more!

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 07:17 PM (T4Irr)

262 Okay, Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán y Merino, with the Shat. Anna Puma wins

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:18 PM (d7tB2)

263 OK, the spaghetti ain't gonna microwave itself ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 07:18 PM (Wk9TK)

264 Never enjoyed B.B. too over the top. Although I do hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at July 27, 2013 07:18 PM (Q3WfW)

265 Sam Kinnison died not due to his own sins, but because a drunk driver killed him.

The devil, it seems, has a sense of irony

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:19 PM (d7tB2)

266 "You show me a son who would be happy to help him."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:19 PM (lBT6p)

267 Admittedly, my level of cinematic sophistication is uh...somewhat deficient. Heh.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 27, 2013 07:19 PM (uLzrM)

268 The Thing is awesome. It also suggests an awesome trivia question: what is the world's largest desert? Antarctica, obviously (since deserts are dry, not necessarily hot).

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:19 PM (bS6uW)

269 My other fave is The Man Who Would Be King. I could watch that shit all day.
-------------------------------------

Mr. Connery, Mr Caine, and Mr. Plummer.

What is not to like.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

270 One movie?  I'm torn between A Hard Day's Night and Goodfellas, though as a twofer it would be an interesting pair in illustrating the enormous gap between the idealized and real.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:21 PM (un8zR)

271 Well, will bid good night. Other horde descending, no rest for the weary. J/k, I have a good fucking life. Night, loves,

Posted by: Kalneva at July 27, 2013 07:21 PM (0sqBw)

272 Tombstone.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 07:21 PM (dKV5k)

273 243 Sorry to hear of JJ Cale passing. Agree that he may not received credit that was due. Maybe Mr Clapton will give him his due if he hasn't already. One of Eric's yachts could have easily been named for him.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 11:14 PM (4Vt8I) 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WUeOEkl270 -- I love the look at about 0:57 -- "WTF is he playing?!?"




Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 07:21 PM (T1005)

274 The original Blob, with Steve McQueen was pretty darn good, too, and had a catchy rock and roll title song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2013 07:22 PM (UWXeN)

275 Mr. Connery, Mr Caine, and Mr. Plummer.

What is not to like.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 11:20 PM (4Mv1T)


I know, right?  My favorite part was when they were playing polo ponies with the enemy guy's head. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:22 PM (8lmkt)

276 Just one movie?? The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Posted by: puddleglum at July 27, 2013 07:22 PM (EuscL)

277 Evenin' all. What disgusting, stomach churning vomit inducing situation are we discussing tonight? Posted by: RWC ------------------------------------------- Fake bile, bought from the back of comic books. And boogers. Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 11:14 PM (4Mv1T) Reminds me of my days flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:22 PM (8FeS+)

278 We choosing our absolute fav movie?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)

279 OK, the spaghetti ain't gonna microwave itself ... How can you be sure? Patience.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 27, 2013 07:23 PM (fjHPw)

280 Tombstone.

Absolutely in my top 5.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 27, 2013 07:23 PM (uLzrM)

281 shawshank redemption...

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 11:17 PM (T4Irr)


That's one of those movies, much like "Die Hard" or "Major League" that you end up watching every time you come upon them while flipping channels.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:23 PM (un8zR)

282 Tombstone and Goodfellas are also bad ass. Throw in some Sling Blade and I may get up only to pee and open some more Crown Reserve.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:23 PM (bS6uW)

283 Dang, puddleglum, if you're gonna put Clint's movies it there are a few serious contenders there.  Fistful of Dollars, Dirty Harry, basically everything in between.  Great, great stuff right there.  And, Tombstone, was that the cool one he directed?  I can't remember, I left my brain on the sidewalk somewhere between Pep Boys and the Taco Bell.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:24 PM (8lmkt)

284 273 Tombstone.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 11:21 PM (dKV5k)

BIG +1 to that.  Ashamed I forgot it.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:24 PM (un8zR)

285 A Marigny homeowner has been booked with attempted second-degree murder after he shot a 14-year-old boy in the head early Friday, police said. The homeowner's friends and neighbors said the owner believed the teen was an intruder. The teenager remains hospitalized in critical condition, police said.


The lawyers here can correct me on this. It was my understanding that to be charged with attempted murder a person had to shoot at someone and miss - that the correct charge for hitting but not killing someone was felony criminal assault.


Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 07:24 PM (ylhEn)

286 222 I went straight to DC and dropped the biggest bomb available. Target was the South Lawn of the WH Posted by: Jones in CO at July 27, 2013 11:09 PM (8sCoq) All I ask is that it's an airburst and the wind isn't pointed my way.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

287 Reminds me of my days flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

Posted by: RWC
------------------------------------

I have no idea if that was true, but it made me laugh like hell.

Bravo.


Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)

288 Reminds me of my days flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!  Picks self up off the floor, chortles over to the fridge for another beer. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:26 PM (8lmkt)

289 "You show me a son who would be happy to help him." Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 11:19 PM Great line, Anna. Full disclosure: I completely lost my shit when the Shat teared up and the bagpipes started playing...mostly 'cause the bagpipes. Mostly...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)

290 ONT always pissing downstream when Peruvia thread persons come out to bathe!

Posted by: peruvia peasant at July 27, 2013 07:26 PM (BQ10H)

291 I also love (though it's a personal oddity, as the movies don't do well with vast audiences) Wes Anderson and the Coen Brothers.  "The Life Aquatic" and "The Big Lebowski" are personal favorites.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:26 PM (un8zR)

292 How can you pick one movie though?

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:26 PM (8FeS+)

293

It was either that one or Once Upon A Time In The West. Same director as TGTB&TU but with Charles Bronson, Jason Robards, and Henry Fonda playing a bad guy. Probably the scariest bad guy ever.

Posted by: puddleglum at July 27, 2013 07:27 PM (EuscL)

294 High Plains Drifter (sorry, left that out, totally inadvertently)

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:27 PM (8lmkt)

295 293 How can you pick one movie though? Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 11:26 PM (8FeS+) I know right? Maybe one from each genre.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 07:28 PM (dKV5k)

296 How can you pick one movie though? Posted by: RWC
-------------------------

Always depends on one's motivation.

Trying to get laid?

Trying to impress Horde?

Trying to impress spouse?



You see where this goes.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:28 PM (4Mv1T)

297 279 We choosing our absolute fav movie? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 27, 2013 11:23 PM (GEICT) It's before midninght BC, some kiddies might still be lurking.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:28 PM (8FeS+)

298 How can you pick one movie though? Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 11:26 PM (8FeS+

Road Warrior.

birm

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:28 PM (8lmkt)

299 Clint directed a boat load of flicks including The Outlaw Josey Wales. Another movie that I was considering.

Posted by: puddleglum at July 27, 2013 07:28 PM (EuscL)

300 I'd second "Blazing Saddles" -- it's an instrumental film in documenting current race relations in the United States....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 07:28 PM (T1005)

301 I know right? Maybe one from each genre.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 11:28 PM (dKV5k)


Still too difficult.  Where does "The Quiet Man" fit in?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:29 PM (un8zR)

302 Heh, a rare case where randomware led to a good thing - led to a child molester being taken off of the streets. Man gets ransomware porn pop-up, goes to cops, gets arrested on child porn charges http://tinyurl.com/o3xxxve

Posted by: Thrawn at July 27, 2013 07:29 PM (KiyII)

303 If Kratos was here he'd say the best movie is anything with Shannon Tweed.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 07:29 PM (dKV5k)

304 I know right? Maybe one from each genre. Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 11:28 PM (dKV5k) Including the subsets of each genre. Romantic comedy, slapstick comedy, vulgar comedy, etc...

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:30 PM (8FeS+)

305 RWC - I was more interpreting the question as, which movie to recommend to best understand the HQ.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:30 PM (d7tB2)

306 "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" is my favorite movie.  Humphrey Bogart, Tim Holt, Walter Huston and Alfonso Bedoya who got to say the most famous lines in the movie, Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

I've probably seen it 20 times.  It never gets old.

Posted by: huerfano at July 27, 2013 07:30 PM (bAGA/)

307 I knew the band director of the actual HS marching band that made the wrong turn in the final parade in 'Animal House' and ended up marching into the wall. He said that the kids were instructed to go for it and not worry about their instruments. (Like you needed to say that twice to high schoolers.) Any kid who ended up with an 'injured' instrument got a new one. I always think of that as I watch the trombonist just accordion his trombone slide into the wall. Just a fun Animal House fun fact.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 27, 2013 07:30 PM (GXFea)

308 Casablanca

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (bS6uW)

309 Maltese Falcon.

Casablanca.


Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)

310
   Wish y'all would quit this crap about nuking DC.  Do any of you realize how much of our history we'd lose?

   Stop and think what is there.

    I realize that for most it's macabre humor, but it just bugs the shit out of me.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (SAMxH)

311 300 would be my Comic Book genre movie.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (dKV5k)

312 Anyone see the tsunami action if you surface detonate Tsar Bomba in the Straits of Hormuz?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (lBT6p)

313 Great minds....

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)

314 306 RWC - I was more interpreting the question as, which movie to recommend to best understand the HQ.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 11:30 PM (d7tB2)


Caligula?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (un8zR)

315 I am not a movie person.  I prefer anything that makes me laugh, but I can't srsly nominate any comedy for best movie evah.  Although that one with Michael Caine and Steve Martin, wtf was it, oh, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.  Holy fuck, almost die laughing every time I see it.  However, for sheer awesomeness, I can't go with a comedy.  What about that one, uh, on the north pole with Sean Connery and maybe they're in a submarine?  I like that one a lot, too.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

316 And whatever i just watched won't be included-that space jail movie. Lock Up, Lock Down. Whatever. I wish they would read through the script.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:32 PM (8FeS+)

317 Indeed

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:32 PM (bS6uW)

318 I prefer Shawshank Hard....it is a mash up produced by Bawney Fwank Productions LLC starring Brock Tanner

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:32 PM (LRFds)

319 Sierra Madre

Gold Hat stole that movie.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:32 PM (d7tB2)

320 Google search: How to kill the NSA bitchtards spying on me.

Posted by: Because Fuck You. Seriously. at July 27, 2013 07:32 PM (zusBE)

321 311
Wish y'all would quit this crap about nuking DC. Do any of you realize how much of our history we'd lose?

Stop and think what is there.

I realize that for most it's macabre humor, but it just bugs the shit out of me.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2013 11:31 PM (SAMxH)


That's a very valid point.  I vote for a neutron bomb.  Seconds?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (un8zR)

322 306 RWC - I was more interpreting the question as, which movie to recommend to best understand the HQ. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 11:30 PM (d7tB2) Oh, now that would be fun!

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (8FeS+)

323 Anybody else seen the surveillance video of Michael Hastings crash over at Breitbart? OMG. http://tinyurl.com/ko3oqkj

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (M/TDA)

324 Secondhand Lions.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (4Mv1T)

325 Caligula?

 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 11:31 PM

 

Was thinking the same. That or "Boogie Nights".

Posted by: otho at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (9gNQd)

326 To understand the Horde?  Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (lBT6p)

327 Looks like Supershark is about to take down a submarine ... damn the oil industry and their environmental pollutants !

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (bS6uW)

328 Posted by: Because Fuck You. Seriously. at July 27, 2013 11:32 PM (zusBE)

I would almost pay you money for that nic . . . so awesome!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:33 PM (8lmkt)

329 *thinks some more about DC, and the history behind it*

Okay, how about we nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:34 PM (d7tB2)

330 Oyez, Oyez I'd like to petition the horde to consider the question of whether or not this house requires "AceAid for those fine female Ewoks with the hair loss disorder in the post....

it is obvious to all with good hearts and hazed eyes that they are suffering lasses...

what say ye horde?

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:35 PM (LRFds)

331 That's a very valid point. I vote for a neutron bomb. Seconds?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 11:33 PM (un8zR)


Or an EMP?  That would wipe out all the snoopy shit they been storing up and still leave the hard copies of shit that we hope becomes relevant again at some point.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:35 PM (8lmkt)

332 Also, whoever linked the CNN Don Lemon bit, it was decent in that he didn't even try to put BillO on the hook, much less let him off.  He does end his segment with the typical hanging-question moral equivalence "we're all at fault, aren't we?" question. 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 07:35 PM (un8zR)

333 I always liked Funeral In Berlin. Also, The Tudors. I know Ace hates Jonathan Rhys Meyer, but it's got Sam Neill, Jeremy Northam, and James Frauen -- all excellent actors.

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 07:36 PM (tXGg/)

334 We wait til we evacuate the DC morons from it first, of course.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:36 PM (d7tB2)

335 To understand the Horde?

Sharknado . . . hands down!

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:36 PM (8lmkt)

336 311 Irongrampa,

The only way to save our history may well be the removal of those who use it as a hostage...

Not one of the bastards in one of the parties in that swamp consider the history in that city to be the supreme of the will of the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:37 PM (LRFds)

337 Sam Neill will always have a place in my heart for Event Horizon. Now that was some finely cured English ham.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:37 PM (d7tB2)

338 St.Pat: The Quiet Man fits in quite nicely. We've been kicking around movies for half an hour and yet no one has mentioned the finest movie ever made? Need I remind you of Casablanca? "Major Stossel has been shot. Round up the usual suspects" It's all funny movie dialog until you realize that we are the usual suspects

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 07:37 PM (JMmQ9)

339 332 Peaches,

I think Ft Detrick has the secret cookie batter...

further you can blockade DC fairly easily.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:38 PM (LRFds)

340 329 Posted by: Because Fuck You. Seriously. at July 27, 2013 11:32 PM (zusBE)

I would almost pay you money for that nic . . . so awesome!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 11:33 PM (8lmkt)


Total sock, actually. Don't know why my tag keeps changing when I'm on this computer. Maybe I should just roll with it.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 27, 2013 07:38 PM (zusBE)

341 Any kid who ended up with an 'injured' instrument got a new one.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 27, 2013 11:30 PM (GXFea)

The miracles of modern medicine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2013 07:38 PM (tg2kY)

342 303 Man gets ransomware porn pop-up, goes to cops, gets arrested on child porn charges http://tinyurl.com/o3xxxve Posted by: Thrawn at July 27, 2013 11:29 PM (KiyII) That's kind of semi-Darwinian. Dumbass.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

343 One of the 10 movies I've seen excluding Nemo and shawshank was the jerk. Now that still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 07:38 PM (T4Irr)

344 I was more interpreting the question as, which movie to recommend to best understand the HQ. In that case: any movie, plus Valu-Rite.

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:39 PM (FcR7P)

345 Or an EMP? That would wipe out all the snoopy shit they been storing up and still leave the hard copies of shit that we hope becomes relevant again at some point.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 11:35 PM (8lmkt)


We're working on an improved-model Hurricane that only kills leftists.  Katrina 2.0 should be much more controllable and specific than V1.0.  EMPs would inconvenience those we do not wish to inconvenience.

Posted by: VRWC, as imagined by editors of FireDogLake at July 27, 2013 07:40 PM (un8zR)

346 Where is NDH anyway?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:40 PM (lBT6p)

347 Also at Breitbart..Ron Perlman making assified Tweets about Rep. Issa needing to punched in the face everyday. Why can't those idiots just shut up and act?

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 07:40 PM (M/TDA)

348 the jerk. Now that still makes me laugh.

oh, yeah, sidal nudity and what did he call his dog?  it was hilarious!

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:40 PM (8lmkt)

349 was it "shithead?"  that was a very funny movie

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:41 PM (8lmkt)

350 Where is NDH anyway?
Posted by: Anna Puma
-------------------------

Indeed. Where is she?

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)

351 348 Also at Breitbart..Ron Perlman making assified Tweets about Rep. Issa needing to punched in the face everyday. Why can't those idiots just shut up and act?

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 11:40 PM (M/TDA)


Even I am trying to distance myself at this point. Perlman needs to stop trying to wear his ass like it's a hat.

Posted by: Hellboy at July 27, 2013 07:42 PM (zusBE)

352 322 311

Wish y'all would quit this crap about nuking DC. Do any of you realize how much of our history we'd lose?

Stop and think what is there.

I realize that for most it's macabre humor, but it just bugs the shit out of me.


Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2013 11:31 PM (SAMxH)


That's a very valid point. I vote for a neutron bomb. Seconds?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN says The More You Know... at July 27, 2013 11:33 PM (un8zR)



If we got rid of the worthless shits currently infesting Washington, we could start working on another 200+ years of amazing history, rather than living out the 1930s over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over.... Sure, there'd be serious collateral damage -- but you really wouldn't have fully done the job right if you didn't flatten the cabinet-level agencies, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (T1005)

353 351 TR,

A spork, my kingdom for a spork!!

//Rick the Third

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (LRFds)

354 Indeed. Where is she?

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)


sometimes people get an odd notion in their head and go irl.  they usually come back, as long as Ace didn't call 'em a racist or anything like that. 


oh, jeez, forgive me, i am fully off the fuckin' rails now.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (8lmkt)

355 We've been kicking around movies for half an hour and yet no one has mentioned the finest movie ever made? Need I remind you of Casablanca?

"Major Stossel has been shot. Round up the usual suspects"

It's all funny movie dialog until you realize that we are the usual suspects

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 11:37 PM (JMmQ9)


I am forced to admit that I haven't ever seen it, which is sad considering all the dreck I have watched.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (un8zR)

356 Too bad it was only make believe when the kaiju ate Perlman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (lBT6p)

357

The stupid condo complex behind my house had another fire this evening. This time accompanied by loud booms. Which I am assuming was a propane tank for a grill going splodey.

 

 

 

I feel badly for the people who lost their condos (looked like at least 3 units) but at the same time, at some point, how many fires can one condo complex have before the city says "WTF, do something about this"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)

358 We're working on an improved-model Hurricane that only kills leftists. Got sharks in it?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:43 PM (bS6uW)

359 I hate frogs! But just went outside to smoke and the big boy is back. Stepped over him without noticing until I squeed like a little girl when I saw him. He just munched down on two big flying bugs. He shall be spared the executioners blad. Thanks buddy!

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:44 PM (8FeS+)

360 Understand the Horde: Fandango

Posted by: fastfreefall at July 27, 2013 07:44 PM (aVGMa)

361 More fucking sirens. I swear, I've heard more sirens today than in the past year combined. I think I made the right choice by staying indoors today. Sure would like to know what the hell is going on, though.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

362 oh, jeez, forgive me, i am fully off the fuckin' rails now.
Posted by: Peaches
----------------------

No more than me sweetheart. Scotch since 4PM. And this one is the last.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

363 my kingdom for a spork In the future we will all use sporks. If we can't be trusted w/more than 16 oz. of Mountain Dew we damn sure can't be trusted with plastic knives.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:45 PM (bS6uW)

364 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 27, 2013 11:43 PM (RZ8pf) Maybe it was a meth lab.

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 07:46 PM (dKV5k)

365 I love Animal House, it makes me laugh every time, even though I have seen it a zillion times now. I miss John Belushi, he had real comedic timing and the things he could do with those bushy eyebrows!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 27, 2013 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

366 If we got rid of the worthless shits currently infesting Washington, we could start working on another 200+ years of amazing history, rather than living out the 1930s over-and-over-and-over-and-over-and-over.... Sure, there'd be serious collateral damage -- but you really wouldn't have fully done the job right if you didn't flatten the cabinet-level agencies, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:43 PM (T1005)


Cut-Jib-Newsletter, as we do around here.  I'm leaving to continue my drinking, but while reading a book (or rather, an e-book - seriously, you guys, have you seen how many fantastic works of literature are now free for download?  I can't keep up!)

StPTN OUT!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 27, 2013 07:46 PM (un8zR)

367 335 We wait til we evacuate the DC morons from it first, of course. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 11:36 PM (d7tB2) I can call in targets beforehand.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:47 PM (8FeS+)

368 Night all. Ya'll rule, but you know that already.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 27, 2013 07:47 PM (bS6uW)

369 'night St Pat.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 07:47 PM (4Mv1T)

370 Dear Google, The Obama Purge Of The NSA - The White House Group Spying On Our Spies

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:47 PM (FcR7P)

371 Keep on burnin' that chicken, TR.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 27, 2013 07:48 PM (BQ10H)

372 Yes peaches it was shithead. I still get the new phone book and look up my name....I giggle every time. So Navin Johnsonish.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 07:48 PM (T4Irr)

373 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WUeOEkl270 -- I love the look at about 0:57 -- "WTF is he playing?!?" Thanks for sharing that link cthulhu. Really enjoyed it. All that sound with fingers look from Capton? Agree. I'll give Clapton his due for a great career and he can play it. Songwriter? Mmmm God? Jeez

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 07:48 PM (4Vt8I)

374 311 Wish y'all would quit this crap about nuking DC. Do any of you realize how much of our history we'd lose? Stop and think what is there. Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2013 11:31 PM (SAMxH) Good point. I sure wouldn't want to harm the Smithsonian or the Air & Space Museum. The rest of it, though...let's just say I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

376 You know that nukemap thing keeps track of how many times someone runs it. I wonder what the top targets have been?

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 07:49 PM (dKV5k)

377 Alton Jackson: Would you, by any chance, happen to have an old cassette recording of "Coleman's Train" hidden away in storage somewhere? It's not on YouTube, or the Internets ... anywhere. I thought I had a copy, but apparently not ... I can't even find my recording of "After the Brewery on Gratiot is Gone" by Dick the Bruiser ...

Posted by: Arbalest at July 27, 2013 07:49 PM (FlRtG)

378 welcome to the Barrel, rickl!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:49 PM (d7tB2)

379 Good thing it's a slow night, or I'd be in the barrel for sure.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2013 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

380 Look Irongrampa gets bothered that the buildings and documents would get treated with the same love the current asshats there have for the law...

the Tsar Bomba could one shot DC but it has a lot of bitter beer aftertaste but a "Tsarina Bomba" of say 500 MT of non salted neutron fun....

yes it'd raise a lot of hell but it goes down like a smooth amberbock

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:49 PM (LRFds)

381 oh, good save. you avoid it . . . this time

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 27, 2013 07:49 PM (d7tB2)

382 We wait til we evacuate the DC morons from it first, of course. Just listen for the code words: ¡Viva Peruvia!

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:50 PM (FcR7P)

383 I still get the new phone book and look up my name....I giggle every time. So Navin Johnsonish.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 11:48 PM (T4Irr)


Y'all have to quit makin' me fall off my chair laughing . . . several times now, I have come perilously close to spilling precious beer. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:50 PM (8lmkt)

384 I wonder what the top targets have been?
Touréton... the capital of Peruvia.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 27, 2013 07:50 PM (BQ10H)

385 Did anyone else here just watch Axe Cop?

Posted by: Lewis at July 27, 2013 07:50 PM (UB1pV)

386 I am not a movie person. I prefer anything that makes me laugh, but I can't srsly nominate any comedy for best movie evah. Although that one with Michael Caine and Steve Martin, wtf was it, oh, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Holy fuck, almost die laughing every time I see it. However, for sheer awesomeness, I can't go with a comedy. What about that one, uh, on the north pole with Sean Connery and maybe they're in a submarine? I like that one a lot, too. Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 11:31 PM Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels is one of my favs. I get a private case of the giggles every time I'm in a 5:30 PM meeting called by The Vice-President of Fuck and All: "Excuse me, but I have to go to the bathroom." One of these days, I'm gonna piss myself for effect...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

387 Taking Chance staring Kevin Bacon is a must see, tissues required.

Posted by: California Witch at July 27, 2013 07:50 PM (Xcvk0)

388 383 T-Bird,

the code word will be "Tarde'"

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:51 PM (LRFds)

389 As for movies: Roman Polanski is a complete piece of shit - but to give the devil his due:  Chinatown is one of my real favorites.


It is confusing to watch because the viewer is given no more information than than Jack Nicholson's character - private detective J.J. Gittes - gets - which is not much.


It is only after watching the whole thing that the movie begins to make sense; just as it does to the confused P.I..


The movie does a great job of building a sense of horror at how powerless J.J. Gittes is at stopping the stomach churning - miserable events that occur.


Polanski himself is perfectly cast in the movie as essentially a human cockroach. I consider this to be both Nicholson's and Faye Dunnaway's best acting work.


If you haven't seen this you owe it to yourself to watch it - just remember it all eventually makes sense if you pay attention.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 07:51 PM (ylhEn)

390 Any body watched that Hastings video I linked up thread. Wondered what you all thought? I hadn't realized how quiet the streets were. Absolutely no one else on the road , then his car comes speeding out of nowhere and then boom, fireball and second fireball. Very scary.

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 07:51 PM (M/TDA)

391

well, it would be an awkward location for a meth lab, they never strike me as particularly energetic sorts and the condo where the fire started was on the 4th floor. But, I suppose it is possible.

 

 

 

Now if the house a couple blocks over explodes, definitely it will be because of that. I believe they are using a new signal to mean a fresh batch, they leave their porch light on. Amazing the sorts that crawl out of the woodwork to visit that place when the porch light is on in the day time.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 27, 2013 07:51 PM (RZ8pf)

392 You know that nukemap thing keeps track of how many times someone runs it. I wonder what the top targets have been? I keep trying to hit Detroit and it goes, "why bother?"

Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2013 07:51 PM (FcR7P)

393 Come on, Cannonball Run.  Here is the movie opening.
http://youtu.be/Ju5F-Y585YQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:52 PM (lBT6p)

394 tissues required.
Around here that doesn't mean what you think it means.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 27, 2013 07:52 PM (BQ10H)

395 Joe Dirt

The Hills Have Eyes

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 07:52 PM (BVkEs)

396 tissues required. Just like Shannon Tweed movies!

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 27, 2013 07:53 PM (fjHPw)

397 My favorite is Young Frankenstein. Second only to Holy Grail as far as quotable lines, and much easier to watch.

Posted by: Vlad the Upholsterer at July 27, 2013 07:53 PM (bT0Px)

398 "Beat" you to it, Waterhouse.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 27, 2013 07:54 PM (BQ10H)

399 Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels is one of my favs

when Michael Caine is beating Steve Martin's feet with the crop?  ah, shit, I don't know if anyone has ever filmed a funnier scene.  absolute comedy perfection.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 07:54 PM (8lmkt)

400 Dammit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 27, 2013 07:54 PM (fjHPw)

401 393 T-Bird,

Ell Lay says "you simpleton we're on it" and pop-ups La Raza's webzone

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:54 PM (LRFds)

402 Someone smells of elderberries....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:54 PM (lBT6p)

403 I am reading Howie CarrÂ’s The Rifleman. I downloaded from B&N to Nook on my iPad. Things were very different in the 1960-1970s than now. Good night Horde. Please continue, if your want to, to pray for my bother Paul. He is still in ME waiting for SSDI yo start. I want him in MA. He was born here & lived here until 2005.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 07:55 PM (z4WKX)

404 We've been kicking around movies for half an hour
and yet no one has mentioned the finest movie ever made? Need I remind
you of Casablanca?
--------------------

Yeah..., a surprising absence of classical films. I kinda figured people might go with the whole package, cinematography, acting, direction, etc., rather than entertainment value or impact.

The question was originally posed on the premise that the person to whom you were recommending the film had seen few, if any films.

My standard for the *one* film would probably be Dr. Zhivago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

405 358

When my wife and I started dating, we came back from a CU game to find her apartment building on fire.  As we were milling about waiting for an update I saw an acquaintance from the E-school at the management office.  I made the mistake of asking him how it was going.   Not so good -- he and his buddies had thrown away some not-as-out-as-suspected coals from the BBQ which burned through their trash can and started the deck and then the building on fire.

No damage to her unit, but she was strongly advised to and did throw everything 'soft' (clothes, bedding, couches) away because the firefighting released asbestos throughout the whole building.  Renters insurance would have been cool...

Posted by: Fritz (Not Fritz) at July 27, 2013 07:55 PM (U0t2o)

406 405 Mike Hammer,

eh....I was watching "Cromwell" in the mood to ruminate on the precise removal of the splinter from the eye of the people.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:56 PM (LRFds)

407 the whole damned movie was funny, Peaches. It was like a subtle Airplane

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 07:56 PM (JMmQ9)

408 Body Heat and Heat are good movies.

Posted by: Filner at July 27, 2013 07:56 PM (tXGg/)

409 Hahaha, Nv one of the most honest, gotta say, I Love this!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 27, 2013 07:57 PM (vgd4f)

410 The Hills Have Eyes Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 11:52 PM (BVkEs) Original? Hey, how can you make SNL shittier? Throw in a bit of Bieber. I can't wait until this shit winds up on the front of The Enquirer.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:57 PM (8FeS+)

411 409 Hilner,

Behind the (Mayor's)Green Door is a hit at Peruvia's Bar Mitzvahs from what I've heard y'rhunner

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:57 PM (LRFds)

412 411 RWC.

my crops were coming in a bit undernourished so I spread about 90 tonnes of Bieber all around my farm and my yield has seldom been better...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)

413 So you want classical do you?

Metropolis by Fritz Lang

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 07:59 PM (lBT6p)

414 391 nothing to see here, move along

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 27, 2013 07:59 PM (vgd4f)

415 Anybody know 'Top Secret' or 'Wizards?'

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 07:59 PM (8FeS+)

416 Original?

---

Yesh.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 07:59 PM (BVkEs)

417 Apropos of movies, wife and I saw Red 2 this evening. Very enjoyable, well done, not *quite* as good as the original (shocker, I know). Still, a good 'date' movie.

Posted by: speedster1 at July 27, 2013 07:59 PM (yeM7r)

418 Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels is one of my favs

when Michael Caine is beating Steve Martin's feet with the crop? ah, shit, I don't know if anyone has ever filmed a funnier scene. absolute comedy perfection.

 

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 11:54 PM

 

You should check out the original from 1963, with David Niven and Marlon Brando

Posted by: otho at July 27, 2013 08:00 PM (9gNQd)

419 Evening, horde. Cliff's notes?

Posted by: Gingy at July 27, 2013 08:00 PM (aH+zP)

420 414 Anna Puma,

Steamboat Willie

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 08:00 PM (LRFds)

421 Prayers carol .

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 08:00 PM (T4Irr)

422 Dammit. Did not put on the horde thinking cap before typing.

Posted by: California Witch at July 27, 2013 08:01 PM (Xcvk0)

423 I have to admit though...my pick for understanding the Horde would be Grizzly Man

what makes us different?

We got the film without the laugh track....

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 08:01 PM (LRFds)

424

" the jerk. Now that still makes me laugh.

oh, yeah, sidal nudity and what did he call his dog? it was hilarious!"

 

That would be a good example of a timeless AND moron worthy movie.

 

'Mom and Dad,  I will send some extra money next week because my

 girlfriend promised me a ****job'

Posted by: spc at July 27, 2013 08:01 PM (WDovF)

425 Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 11:59 PM (LRFds) Finally something he's good for.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:01 PM (8FeS+)

426 Anybody know 'Top Secret' or 'Wizards?' Posted by: RWC
------------------

'Wizards' the animation thingie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

427 CarolT,

Lord aid your brother in his hour of need.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 08:02 PM (LRFds)

428 Try The Assassination Game while talking of Top Secret!  Or perhaps another Val Kilmer movie - Real Genius.

"Ken, this is God"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 08:02 PM (lBT6p)

429 414 Anna Puma

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Posted by: Lewis at July 27, 2013 08:02 PM (UB1pV)

430 Anybody know 'Top Secret' or 'Wizards?'

 

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 11:59 PM

 

Saw Wizards at the movies when it came out. Weird flick.

Posted by: otho at July 27, 2013 08:02 PM (9gNQd)

431 426 RWC,

Bieber had a cameo in Smokey and the Bandit II IIRC....


Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 08:03 PM (LRFds)

432 Nosferatu

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 08:03 PM (lBT6p)

433 I have seen dirty rotten scoundrels as well. I thought he was hitting him in the knees but none the less I recall tears in my eyes at that scene. Now I'm left trying to think of the other 2 or 3 movies I've seen.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 08:04 PM (T4Irr)

434 433 Anna Puma,

you mean The WeXler Files?

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 08:04 PM (LRFds)

435

oh sweet hell

slow joe is on Oahu

 

wonder what he'll fuck up before he goes?

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 27, 2013 08:05 PM (V75zy)

436 417 Original? --- Yesh. Posted by: Craig Poe at July 27, 2013 11:59 PM (BVkEs) Haven't seen it, and with the death of video store it's a bitch to find. The box cover with Berryman always intrigued me.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:06 PM (8FeS+)

437 I want him in MA. He was born here & lived here until 2005.

Posted by: CarolT at July 27, 2013 11:55 PM (z4WKX)


Be very good if you could get him down to Mass General, Carol.  Prayers continue.  This is going on far too long, my heart aches for you and, especially, Paul.  So hard for someone to even find the will to keep fighting after what he's been through for so long.  Let him know he has love comin' at him.  Even if it is moron-love.  {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 08:07 PM (8lmkt)

438 Classic comedies: "The Awful Truth" and "My Favorite Wife" with Cary Grant and Irene Dunn, "The Lady Eve" with Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda, "Ball of Fire" with Barbara Stanwyck and Gary Cooper, " My Man Godfrey" with Carole Lombard and William Powell and on and on...

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 08:07 PM (M/TDA)

439
    Not into it tonight.


      Goodnite, good people.     Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2013 08:07 PM (SAMxH)

440 'Wizards' the animation thingie? Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 12:01 AM (aDwsi) Yeah.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:07 PM (8FeS+)

441 slow joe is on Oahu

wonder what he'll fuck up before he goes?

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 12:05 AM (V75zy)


if he's not careful, the fuckin' place will tip over . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 08:08 PM (8lmkt)

442 Goodnight irongrampa. Sleep well.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:08 PM (8FeS+)

443 Frequency, with Jim Kvzl (sp?) and Dennis Quaid, is top-notch for a newbie.  Also, anyone else.  And the middle class.

Posted by: Enby at July 27, 2013 08:09 PM (jC3qa)

444 Good night, irongrampa, and God bless you and yours.

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 08:09 PM (8lmkt)

445 if he's not careful, the fuckin' place will tip over . . . Posted by: Peaches at July 28, 2013 12:08 AM (8lmkt) He'll shoot his double barrel into the air to counteract the weight shift. Choo choo Joe is da smurt.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:10 PM (8FeS+)

446 Evening, horde. Cliff's notes? Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 12:00 AM You'll get nothing and like it. Seriously: inter-species dating, cloned extinct species for various purposes, tattoos, nukin' various cities from orbit (which I have no problem with), dogs and cats living together, etc. I may have embellished this a bit...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2013 08:10 PM (JMmQ9)

447 slow joe is on Oahu Stay away from closed doors ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 27, 2013 08:10 PM (fjHPw)

448 'Wizards' the animation thingie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 12:01 AM (aDwsi)

Yeah. Posted by: RWC
---------------

Ah. I recall the last scene where the good wizard (name escapes me, Avatar?) pulls a pistol out of his sleeve and says "Let me show you a trick mother never taught you.." and plugs his evil brother. Geeze..., saw it once..., what ..., 35 years ago?..., and remeber that line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 08:11 PM (aDwsi)

449 'remeber'? time for bed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 08:11 PM (aDwsi)

450 Bieber had a cameo in Smokey and the Bandit II IIRC.... Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 12:03 AM (LRFds) ? He was but a swimmer inBurts nads at the time.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:12 PM (8FeS+)

451 Classic comedies?

How 'bout It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

I'm also quite partial to The Court Jester starring Danny Kaye.

Posted by: Lewis at July 27, 2013 08:12 PM (UB1pV)

452 Alton Jackson: No cassette recording, then?

Posted by: Arbalest at July 27, 2013 08:12 PM (FlRtG)

453 Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 12:11 AM (aDwsi) Great line. Great scene. Yeah, Avatar. The evil brother was Blackwolf.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:14 PM (8FeS+)

454 That nuking site is a lot of fun. I have blown some shit up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 27, 2013 08:14 PM (XIxXP)

455 RWC - You are the ONLY person I know of that has seen that movie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 08:15 PM (aDwsi)

456 "Pillow Talk" with Doris Day, Rock Hudson and Tony Randall. Still funny after all these years. Sad Rock batted for the other team because good grief he was handsome.

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 08:15 PM (M/TDA)

457

omg

Netflix has a movie called 'nude nuns with big guns'

 

my life is now complete

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 27, 2013 08:15 PM (V75zy)

458 If the original Constitution and the Declaration is somewhere other than DC, then go ahead and nuke it.   Maybe the War Memorials could be moved or replicated some place else.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 27, 2013 08:16 PM (aUQgu)

459 RWC - You are the ONLY person I know of that has seen that movie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------

Hold it..., there was the lissome blonde girlie that went with me to see it...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

460 416 Anybody know 'Top Secret' or 'Wizards?' Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 11:59 PM (8FeS+) =========== You know, I was just thinking that Top Secret! is the closest cinematic analog to the ONT.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at July 27, 2013 08:17 PM (1wI7y)

461 Jeez, is it too late in the thread to do a Chris Farley story? Back in the day when I was actually flying C-141s like my name says, I was on a trip through Africa. It was a long trip - 24 days IIRC. We were hitting all the embassies, at a rate of two or three countries a day. Anyway, we got to Harare, Zimbabwe and the airplane was broken. We had a bunch of countries that we still needed to visit, so we needed a fix. We managed to duct tape and band aid the airplane enough for a one-time flight. We flew up north to Rota AB, Spain because they had parts for us. We landed and while the mechanics fixed the plane we ran to the Exchange for beer and new magazines. The plane got fixed, but as we did our pre-flight one of the loadmasters had the Stars and Stripes from Rota. The paper had a story about Chris Farley dying. We were shocked. So, as befitting any one like Chris Farley who had made so many military people laugh, I took a moment of silence for Chris Farley while in position for takeoff on Rota AB. When the tower cleared us for takeoff I said "We're going to need a minute" and then I told my crew that this was for Chris.... We waited, and then pushed up the power to proceed on the the next African Shithole on out agenda. Godspeed Mr Van Down By The River....

Posted by: pilot141 at July 27, 2013 08:17 PM (nPwzA)

462 pilot141 - It's always good to hear personal stories like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 27, 2013 08:20 PM (aDwsi)

463 For a light romantic comedy Rob Reiner's The Sure Thing breaks me up. I particularly enjoy Daphne Zuniga asking John Cusak: "Did I hurt you?"


Love the Body Heat, Casablanca, Dr. Zhivago, suggestions.


 I think Steve Martin's funniest picture was The Man with Two Brains - I loved Kathleen Turner lampooning her Body Heat character - you need to see Body Heat first though.


  

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 08:23 PM (ylhEn)

464 Best comedy? "Arsenic and Old Lace" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCgNTeQTHc4

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 08:23 PM (Vk2pI)

465 447 You'll get nothing and like it. Seriously: inter-species dating, cloned extinct species for various purposes, tattoos, nukin' various cities from orbit (which I have no problem with), dogs and cats living together, etc. I may have embellished this a bit... --- I intermarried and I have a tattoo. Does that count?

Posted by: Gingy at July 27, 2013 08:23 PM (aH+zP)

466 Thank you muchos, cthulhu, for the Clapton-Cale clip!

Posted by: mindful webworker, armed with teeth at July 27, 2013 08:25 PM (U13jb)

467 456 RWC - You are the ONLY person I know of that has seen that movie. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 12:15 AM (aDwsi) It's a hard sell. Ok, how about 'Emmet Otters Jugband Christmas?' I have a -1 percent hit rate on that. I thought it was pretty ubiquotous like Rudolph and such.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:28 PM (8FeS+)

468 The scene from Wizards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s


Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2013 08:29 PM (kcfmt)

469 459 If the original Constitution and the Declaration is somewhere other than DC, then go ahead and nuke it. Maybe the War Memorials could be moved or replicated some place else.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 28, 2013 12:16 AM (aUQgu)



The originals were published, and were meant to be published -- to be known far and wide, read and understood by everyday men and women. To be sure, there are pieces of parchment in a museum in Washington....but those are mere props -- in fact, when it comes to the Declaration of Independence, the version most commonly reproduced as "the original" was actually created in 1823. http://tinyurl.com/lba49zv

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 08:30 PM (T1005)

470 I have taken note of all the good movies I have never seen. It was fun and informative. Pandora just send me a nasty message and now my feelings are hurt and I'm going to bed. I seriously need a peaches by my side 24/7. Dang I'm soft.

Posted by: Molly K. at July 27, 2013 08:31 PM (T4Irr)

471 Apollo 13 - if you aren't old enough to have seen the real thing - you need to see that. That reentry is just as gut wrenching as what we all went through when it happened.

Also - The Right Stuff I particularly enjoyed the real Chuck Yeager's cameo in the movie.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 08:33 PM (ylhEn)

472 467 Thank you muchos, cthulhu, for the Clapton-Cale clip!

Posted by: mindful webworker, armed with teeth at July 28, 2013 12:25 AM (U13jb)



De nada, de nada -- 'tis another thing meant to be shared.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 08:33 PM (T1005)

473 Mike Hammer - Thanks. It's one of those things - Chris Farley would normally be just another fat funny guy. But for me I can always pinpoint exactly when he died and where I was, because of my unique experience.

Posted by: pilot141 at July 27, 2013 08:33 PM (nPwzA)

474 Watching Doctor Who and writing right now.

"She tried to ignore the smell of dog on him."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 08:35 PM (lBT6p)

475 451 RWC,

Au Contraire Mon Frer...

http://tinyurl.com/lweka7x

Smokey and the Bandit II Bieber Cameo Little Enos and Big Enos Burdette Spread the Bieber

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)

476 469 The scene from Wizards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s


Posted by: epobirs at July 28, 2013 12:29 AM (kcfmt)



I remember that I've seen Wizards, but I don't remember much from it IYKWIMAITYD.....'cept maybe for those odd ostritch-like beasties with riders who looked like they were wearing wetsuits ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wizards_poster.jpg ).

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 08:37 PM (T1005)

477 "It Happened One Night" Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert, " Palm Beach Story" Joel McCrea and Claudette Colbert, " Some Like It Hot". Anything with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau in it together. A great classic for Christmas is "The Man Who Came to Dinner" with Bette Davis, Monty Wooley, Ann Sheridan and the absolute best cast of character actors you 'll see in one movie.

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 08:38 PM (M/TDA)

478 Posted by: epobirs at July 28, 2013 12:29 AM (kcfmt) Nice find. But dammit, I saw a link to the whole movie. Must.resist.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:38 PM (8FeS+)

479 Of course, the other thing to remember about Wizards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQ-nMc0WGE

They killed Fritz!

Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2013 08:42 PM (kcfmt)

480 Good night and God bless, horde, and thanks for all the fish.

much love,

peaches

Posted by: Peaches at July 27, 2013 08:43 PM (8lmkt)

481 Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 12:36 AM (LRFds) It's not loading. But was he really in it?

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:43 PM (8FeS+)

482 Night Peaches. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 08:44 PM (8FeS+)

483 The thread is dead and so am I. Dead tired. Looking forward to the always interesting book thread tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 08:45 PM (M/TDA)

484 RWC - You are the ONLY person I know of that has seen that movie.

His name was Necron 99...

Posted by: Odin at July 27, 2013 08:47 PM (JawqV)

485 Off, Norse sock!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 27, 2013 08:47 PM (JawqV)

486 #477


The look of most of the stuff was heavily drawn from Vaughn Bode, who old time National Lampoon readers will remember.

Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2013 08:49 PM (kcfmt)

487 270 My other fave is The Man Who Would Be King. I could watch that shit all day.
-------------------------------------

Mr. Connery, Mr Caine, and Mr. Plummer.

What is not to like.

Posted by: TR, burned the chicken but not out of scotch at July 27, 2013 11:20 PM (4Mv1T)

****************

Hands down favorite.  Wonder if His Arrogance has seen it.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 27, 2013 08:51 PM (rznx3)

488 #482

It's a euphemism for bovine waste products. The singer would have to be in his thirties to have even appeared as an embryo in a 1980 flick.

Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2013 08:53 PM (kcfmt)

489 Daily reminder: Someone in the Obama regime is reading the comments in this thread right now, and they are being paid to do so with your tax dollars.

Posted by: Yep at July 27, 2013 08:54 PM (6sqK6)

490 487 #477


The look of most of the stuff was heavily drawn from Vaughn Bode, who old time National Lampoon readers will remember.

Posted by: epobirs at July 28, 2013 12:49 AM (kcfmt)



Something about that period of time had me losing braincells as fast as I was filling them up. Wonder what that was....? Let's see, it came out in 1977, I didn't see a lot of first-run movies, and I started college in 1979.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 08:55 PM (T1005)

491 So...DC came up as the most dishonest. Yeah who would have predicted that. I actually can't believe jersey scored 96% honest in that study. They must have stayed out of the cities.

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2013 08:56 PM (FMbng)

492 Cthulhu probably many people lost brain cells around that time.  With Carter in the White House and the Shah being ousted.  Along with Russians in Afghanistan.  Carter did start the fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 09:00 PM (lBT6p)

493 Whelps, tonight's movie was Valkyrie.   Was so hard to see it through knowing how it ends.   

15 failed attempts - Hitler was Germany's judgement.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 27, 2013 09:02 PM (KliKe)

494 So, it took me a few weeks, but finally got through the Maori read.  

Anna, how did you happen upon it?   Fascinating to me to realize Special Forces preceded the more modern name.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 27, 2013 09:05 PM (KliKe)

495 493 Cthulhu probably many people lost brain cells around that time. With Carter in the White House and the Shah being ousted. Along with Russians in Afghanistan. Carter did start the fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 01:00 AM (lBT6p)



I wasn't too worried about the geopolitical aspects....I was 16 at the time, and there were approachable young ladies at college as well as a wide variety of intoxicants....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 09:06 PM (T1005)

496 Regarding the most honest/dishonest test. DC last. Yeah, but DC is last with 8 or so out of 10 being honest. Seriously, that makes me feel good. I thought people were a lot shittier than they are.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 09:10 PM (8FeS+)

497 My one movie would be The Godfather.

It's all there: power, dynasty, loyalty, revenge, treachery, ambition, cunning, tradition, mysticism, love, hate, life, death, and cannoli.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 27, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

498 We are now ruled by the shrewd. They reign supreme. To overturn them will take bold and decisive action by many.


Nothing I see makes me think that is going to happen.


The United States of America is dead.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 09:13 PM (vfB2N)

499 Obama being redundant , hahaha

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 27, 2013 09:13 PM (vgd4f)

500 499 , hell to the no!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 27, 2013 09:15 PM (vgd4f)

501 494 Whelps, tonight's movie was Valkyrie. Was so hard to see it through knowing how it ends. Anybody who watches this piece of garbage needs their head examined. Of course dumb ass Cruse had to put his own spin on it. There are several good german history books out on the attempts on Hitler, don't know if they were ever translated. But the truth is way better than any stupid attempt by that midget Tom Cruse. Last I heard he was boo'ed out of Berlin for butchering Valkyre

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 27, 2013 09:18 PM (RLdcX)

502 The United States of America is dead.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 28, 2013 01:13 AM (vfB2N)



Nothing is over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now!



Evening roonz and roonettez! Funny that we managed to get more comments in a shorter amount of time with OSP's suggestion/challenge.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2013 09:19 PM (yh0zB)

503 Lou killed the thread? What?

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 09:23 PM (8FeS+)

504 My one movie would be The Godfather.

It's all there: power, dynasty, loyalty, revenge, treachery, ambition, cunning, tradition, mysticism, love, hate, life, death, and cannoli.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 01:12 AM (8sCoq)


You know, I never watched that entire movie in one sitting. I have seen it all, just never all at once. I don't know, just seems so frigging depressing. I'm all Italian, and they just seem like fucking animals to me.

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)

505 482 RWC,

Playing the part of three planeloads of bullshit.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 27, 2013 09:24 PM (LRFds)

506 Remember that "smartness/whiteness" think posted back in the ONT earlier this week? The one that talked about the "intersectionality" of "whiteness" and "smartness"? I just finished reading it. the state of higher education and what teachers are being indocrinated with is even worse that I had already feared. They are explicitly Marxist. They declare that "smartness" is just a tool of white people to oppress others, and that "whiteness" in defined as being false and oppressive. The only way to destroy this oppression is to destroy "whiteness." They are cultural saboteurs. they are waging outright war upon us. They view "whiteness" the same way Hitler viewed "Jewishness."

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)

507 Starship Troopers Giant Bugs, squad level Nukes, co-ed showers and Dina Meyer's bare boobehs - everything any male moron could ever dream of - all in one movie.

Posted by: [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] An Observation at July 27, 2013 09:25 PM (ylhEn)

508 Regarding Valkrie, got this today in case the Germans get squirrely.. http://tinyurl.com/mhkuxa5

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 09:26 PM (8FeS+)

509 Starship Troopers Giant Bugs, squad level Nukes, co-ed showers and Dina Meyer's bare boobehs - everything any male moron could ever dream of - all in one movie.

Posted by: An Observation at July 28, 2013 01:25 AM (ylhEn)


Hell yeah. My only complaint was that they should have kept Dina Meyer's alive, and killed off Denise Richards. By the end of the movie I was praying she would get some bug part through the forehead.

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2013 09:29 PM (FMbng)

510 498 My one movie would be The Godfather.

It's all there: power, dynasty, loyalty, revenge, treachery, ambition, cunning, tradition, mysticism, love, hate, life, death, and cannoli.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 01:12 AM (8sCoq)



Problem is, you really need all of 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 09:30 PM (T1005)

511 Was Dina the grunt girl?

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 09:30 PM (8FeS+)

512 Was Dina the grunt girl?

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 01:30 AM (8FeS+)



Yup

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2013 09:31 PM (FMbng)

513 Michael Hastings Crash Caught On Surveillance Camera http://tinyurl.com/ko3oqkj

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 09:32 PM (Vk2pI)

514 Dina Meyer's bare boobehs - everything any male moron could ever dream of - all in one movie.

Posted by: An Observation at July 28, 2013 01:25 AM (ylhEn)



This was the only redeeming part of the movie.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2013 09:32 PM (yh0zB)

515 They are cultural saboteurs. they are waging outright war upon us.

They view "whiteness" the same way Hitler viewed "Jewishness."

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 01:24 AM (Vk2pI)



Yes they are saboteurs, but what they are at war with is not "whiteness" but goodness. The Left is in perpetual war with all that is good and in favor of all that is evil.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 09:32 PM (vfB2N)

516 499 We are now ruled by the shrewd. They reign supreme. To overturn them will take bold and decisive action by many.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 28, 2013 01:13 AM (vfB2N)
**********
Actually the bold and decisive action by many can start with just a few.  The  link below is to a good Reuters Special Report on How The Muslim Brotherhood Lost Egypt.  Notable is that current revolt that ousted Mursi was brought to a head essentially by 3 guys and then some help.  Not the same but interesting.

US not dead yet.

http://tinyurl.com/pfyyx6x

Posted by: gracepmc at July 27, 2013 09:34 PM (rznx3)

517 I'm a woman with long blond hair so...yeah. The Catholic guilt in me would never let me steal anything :-)

Posted by: GatorGirl at July 27, 2013 09:35 PM (sIYKC)

518 The Catholic guilt in me would never let me steal anything :-) Posted by: GatorGirl at July 28, 2013 01:35 AM (sIYKC) But the plaid skirts are mandatory so it's all good.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 09:37 PM (8FeS+)

519 Just above the knee plaid skirts I'm sure

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 09:41 PM (4Vt8I)

520 The 80% honesty score for DC is too high. It doesn't account for the fact that their bicycle got stolen during the test, too, along with 20% of their drinks.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 27, 2013 09:44 PM (m5TOl)

521 Fi, pure accident.  Just another accidental discovery of a nugget.  Special forces, go read up on the Boer and their Kommandos. 

Starship Troopers was a horrible movie.  A thousand ways to die stupidly is what I called it.  Better to read the book.  And if you find the bit-torrent find the six episode OVA series from Japan from 1988 by Bandai/Emotion.  Just the music should be played at Gitmo.

There were about 42 separate attempts on that German madman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 27, 2013 09:45 PM (lBT6p)

522 Actually the bold and decisive action by many can start with just a few.


US not dead yet.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 28, 2013 01:34 AM (rznx3)


Yes this has occurred at times. Let us pray this can still pertain for our beloved country.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 09:48 PM (vfB2N)

523 I just finished reading it. the state of higher education and what teachers are being indocrinated with is even worse that I had already feared. Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 01:24 AM (Vk2pI) I tried to tell people that since I was in high school. No one cares.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 09:51 PM (yoh1c)

524 I tried to tell people that since I was in high school. No one cares. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 28, 2013 01:51 AM (yoh1c) Not with Honey Boo Boo on...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 09:54 PM (Vk2pI)

525 511 498
My one movie would be The Godfather.

It's all there:
power, dynasty, loyalty, revenge, treachery, ambition, cunning,
tradition, mysticism, love, hate, life, death, and cannoli.


Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 01:12 AM (8sCoq)



There are some tremendously good parts of the series. One is where they're all preparing for TSHTF, and the capos are preparing and serving meals.....which leads to a humorous anecdote.



I learned from my dad that you always have drinks and snacks for a crew when they're working on your stuff. When it's an all-day thing, you get some donuts or bagels in the morning, some fruit for the day, a cooler with sodas and waters....not prime rib or anything, but an unmistakable signal that they are within your realm and have your favor.



So we had this project that was redoing a patio -- remove old concrete, put in some new concrete in one section, load in a metric crapload of baserock across most of it, compact the base, sand the area, and put in pavers. Supposed to take a few days.



So the foreman shows up with his crew -- as arranged -- for day one, we have donuts and beverages. At the end of the day, he says, "see you tomorrow." They show up for day two -- we have donuts, fruit, and beverages, stuff gets done, foreman says, "see you tomorrow." Day three, they show up, have donuts and beverages, about 10 o'clock I get an irate phone call from the OWNER: "Where the fuck are my guys?"



I explain that they're working like busy-little-beavers in my backyard, just as I'd expected them to be. He says, "plan was to yank them off your job to get a start on another project." I replied, "well, they've already got a half-day in here...."



For those of you not familiar with construction, a fairly common practice is to have several teams of guys. Let's say you were doing projects that averaged 7 days long. You'd take the top 10% of your guys -- the guys that could do your 7-day projects in four days -- and put them on Day 1 for each project. Then you maybe skip a day, or put the guys who don't make the cut in for the next few days, maybe skip another day, and as deadlines approach, you then you see whether the schlubs can finish on day 7 or 8, or how pissed the homeowner is, or whether you need to yank your top guys back in to bail out the project. That way, you can have the maximum number of "active" projects going on, making you money.



Problem is when the homeowner seduces your top guys into actually finishing his 7-day job in four days by amply supplying them with goodies. By the time I ended the call with the owner, I was set up to where I just couldn't stop laughing afterward.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 09:54 PM (T1005)

526 Let us not forget another Moron male movie - Wild Things with a young Denise Richard's massive rack in all its naked glory.  And, in the deleted scenes in the Blu-ray edition,  Neve Campbell saying one of the great lines in movie history - when she hands Matt Dillon a picture of him having sex with Denise - and says: "I don't know which I like more - the Dildo you've got shoved up her ass or the coke straw shoved up her nose."

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 09:58 PM (ylhEn)

527 I just finished reading it. the state of higher education and what teachers are being indocrinated with is even worse that I had already feared.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 01:24 AM (Vk2pI)


I tried to tell people that since I was in high school. No one cares.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 28, 2013 01:51 AM (yoh1c)



Some care, but not enough to make any difference at this time.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 09:59 PM (vfB2N)

528 But while Clapton was already a star when he began mining Cale's catalog, there's no doubt the music they shared cemented his "Clapton is God" status and defined the second half of his career. As hard as I've tried I've never really succeeded in getting a record to sound like him and that's what I want," Clapton said in a "Fast Focus" video interview to promote "Escondido." "Before I go under the ground, I want to make a JJ Cale album with him at the helm." http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-57595822/musician-jj-cale-dies-wrote-clapton-skynyrd-hits/

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 10:04 PM (4Vt8I)

529 I like Wizards ... Have the DVD somewhere ... Would recommend Delicatessen and Raising the Red LAntern, though ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 10:06 PM (Wk9TK)

530 Holy Shit. Phil Fish lost his mind and cancelled Fez 2. What a dick

Posted by: Zakn at July 27, 2013 10:09 PM (N6437)

531 524 I just finished reading it. the state of higher education and what teachers are being indocrinated with is even worse that I had already feared.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 01:24 AM (Vk2pI)


I tried to tell people that since I was in high school. No one cares.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 28, 2013 01:51 AM (yoh1c)



People care. They just don't get the ramifications.



My godkids? Waldorf. My sister's kids -- private (don't know specific)....and she teaches in public schools. There's a Kumon next to the supermarket closest to me. Everybody knows public education is crap, and does the best they can with their own kids while thinking, "it's too much work to clear out the whole cesspool....my kids will do fine."



And not enough people think of that horrible day when they're t-boned in an intersection by a DUI illegal immigrant, everything goes to nothing, and they open their eyes to look up into the face of a public-school graduate. You need them to think logically, clearly, and quickly to figure out the right way to save your bacon.....and they didn't go to Waldorf, public school, or Kumon. And you let that shit fester because you'd gotten your own family out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 10:10 PM (T1005)

532  377 You know that nukemap thing keeps track of how many times someone runs it. I wonder what the top targets have been?

Posted by: CDR M at July 27, 2013 11:49 PM (dKV5k)

 

ha, was thinking the same thing.  nice ONT.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 27, 2013 10:11 PM (KHiTY)

533 But while Clapton was already a star when he began mining Cale's catalog, there's no doubt the music they shared cemented his "Clapton is God" status and defined the second half of his career.


Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 28, 2013 02:04 AM (4Vt8I)



I've always thought Clapton was vastly over-rated, this sounds like confirmation.


Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 10:12 PM (vfB2N)

534

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2013 11:51 PM (M/TDA)

 

...yeah, reckless driving and drunk (or high) driving can you know be bad for your health.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 27, 2013 10:15 PM (KHiTY)

535 Starship Troopers was a horrible movie. A thousand ways to die stupidly is what I called it. Better to read the book.


Please understand that young men - in their essence - are all about a thousand ways to die stupidly - its a miracle any of us survive long enough to grow old.

And yes, the book is a classic - it well deserved its Hugo.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 10:18 PM (ylhEn)

536 ...yeah, reckless driving and drunk (or high) driving can you know be bad for your health.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 02:15 AM (KHiTY)



Right, and if you don't die you might be arrested and have to give money to lawyers, which is a fate worse than than death.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 10:20 PM (vfB2N)

537 And you let that shit fester because you'd gotten your own family out. Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 02:10 AM (T1005) And the "industry" is embedded in corrupt government and resists reform or abolition and gets away with all manner of feather-bedding, lies, and bribery. Decent people honestly have too much on their minds most of the time. It's not abominable of them, it's just something indecent people can take advantage of. Just reliving the first time I became aware there's no bottom to the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 10:21 PM (qyfb5)

538 539 clapton? he's paint by numbers bluesman.... pentatonic whore.... stevie ray was the master.

Posted by: blanker at July 27, 2013 10:22 PM (qQk+U)

539 539 clapton? he's paint by numbers bluesman.... pentatonic whore.... stevie ray was the master.

Posted by: blanker at July 27, 2013 10:23 PM (qQk+U)

540 534 But while Clapton was already a star when he began mining Cale's
catalog, there's no doubt the music they shared cemented his "Clapton is
God" status and defined the second half of his career.


Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 28, 2013 02:04 AM (4Vt8I)




I've always thought Clapton was vastly over-rated, this sounds like confirmation.


Posted by: cm9000 at July 28, 2013 02:12 AM (vfB2N)



Clapton's pretty damned good.....but the clip I posted earlier is "what it's all about" with him and Cale. Cale has some crappy almost-guitar (is it a Casio?); he has a hitch in his getalong when he walks; he's playing with fingers, not a pick; he's propping himself up on what looks like a barstool; and there's some business about who will take the song.....and then he goes off in this totally unexplored direction onstage to the point where Clapton's just gawking. There's an interview somewhere where Clapton had made a huge commercial success off of one of Cale's songs, and had just heard Cale play it a completely different way (and not how Cale had played it previously)....and the interviewer asks, "what do you think about the difference between your version and his?" and Clapton replies, "I hadn't known that it was supposed to sound like that."



Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 10:24 PM (T1005)

541 I'm weird. I consider myself a movie buff, yet I've only seen 30 of the AFI top 100 movies. Have not watched Citizen Kane, Gone with the Wind, Dr. Zhivago...and I don't feel the need to go out of my way to see them.

That said, I'm getting a little sick of this Sharknado business. It was stupid fun the night it aired, but I think that the hype is forced at this point. I certainly wouldn't go see it in a theater.

Posted by: Leroy LeRoy at July 27, 2013 10:25 PM (aezR7)

542 539 clapton? he's paint by numbers bluesman.... pentatonic whore.... stevie ray was the master.

Posted by: blanker at July 27, 2013 10:25 PM (qQk+U)

543 539 clapton? he's paint by numbers bluesman.... pentatonic whore.... stevie ray was the master.

Posted by: blanker at July 27, 2013 10:27 PM (qQk+U)

544 OTOH, much of Wizards is painfully stupid. Technology is evil? And we're being told this by presentation that was something of a technological showpiece for its era.

Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2013 10:28 PM (kcfmt)

545 539 clapton? he's paint by numbers bluesman.... pentatonic whore.... stevie ray was the master.

Posted by: blanker at July 27, 2013 10:28 PM (qQk+U)

546 539 clapton? he's paint by numbers bluesman.... pentatonic whore.... stevie ray was the master.

Posted by: blanker at July 27, 2013 10:29 PM (qQk+U)

547 Watching ConAir. Goofy, yes. But way more entertaining than anything I've seen in the past ten years.

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 10:30 PM (8FeS+)

548 Shit. This is from 97. Where is my walker and get off my lawn!

Posted by: RWC at July 27, 2013 10:31 PM (8FeS+)

549 That said, I'm getting a little sick of this Sharknado business. It was stupid fun the night it aired, but I think that the hype is forced at this point. I certainly wouldn't go see it in a theater.

Posted by: Leroy LeRoy at July 28, 2013 02:25 AM (aezR7)



I agree with you, the relentless cultural and interpersonal pressure to view and to opine on Sharknado has brought me to a state of ennui or something.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 10:31 PM (vfB2N)

550 I think Wizards was when I started to get tired of the post-apocalyptic genre. Mind you I was, like 8 or 9 when I saw it, so that lets you know how tired I am of it now. Also there was Damnation Alley, also a better book than a movie - but given the movie, that ain't hard. I have a strange delusion that there was another, better version of that movie starring Darren McGavin. This is, of course, wrong, and when I verify that I forget about it, and then later I start thinking "wasn't there a better version of that movie?" Either it's a delusion or more prove that I come from an alternate universe, where old movies are better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 27, 2013 10:40 PM (qyfb5)

551 A classic Hitchcock movie makes my list: North by Northwest in spectacular Technicolor. Looks great on BluRay. Carry Grant and Eva Marie Saint.
 

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 27, 2013 10:41 PM (ylhEn)

552 538 And you let that shit fester because you'd gotten your own family out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 02:10 AM (T1005)


And the "industry" is embedded in corrupt government and resists reform or abolition and gets away with all manner of feather-bedding, lies, and bribery.

Decent people honestly have too much on their minds most of the time. It's not abominable of them, it's just something indecent people can take advantage of.

Just reliving the first time I became aware there's no bottom to the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 28, 2013 02:21 AM (qyfb5)



I'm childless. Some might say I have no skin in the game. But I've lived through the decline of public education in California, and the thought of opening my eyes after some calamity to have some clueless stranger watch me needlessly die is something I can't readily drink away. The concept that pedagogy (degrees in "Education") is more important than subject-matter knowledge (degrees in STEM) is a pernicious lie from credential-worshiping hypocrites. The idea that kids should indebt themselves for life before they can fully understand indebtedness ("student loans") and without discharge in bankruptcy is an abomination. I could go on and on and on. It's not just bad, it's not just "pending" -- it is a growing, poison-exuding, resource-draining, mass of evil.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 10:41 PM (T1005)

553 Sharknado is no better...or worse... than the other goofy SyFy shark (or giant sea creature of your choice) movies. Mindless fun. Deliberately stupid and deliberately horrid acting. Not that the C list actors could deliver something better, but that's not the point.  I like bad movies that aren't trying to be bad, like the original Evil Dead, for instance.

Posted by: Leroy LeRoy at July 27, 2013 10:44 PM (aezR7)

554 OTOH, consider what is being satirized by treating Sharknado as a big deal. It can be amazing to look at the amount of utter crap merchandising produced for every movie expected to be a blockbuster with high appeal to the kids. It's always dreary to look at the detritus of failed productions in the clearance bin at Toy R Us. (I was there today to make a return.) Somebody was convinced to spend zillions of bucks on merch for some quarter-billion dollar production that should have been known was going to fail before starting full production.

Maybe Lone Ranger would have worked out better if they'd just titled it 'Capt. Jack Sparrow is Reincarnated As A Weird Indian in 19th Century American Southwest and Reminds All White People In The Audience They Were Born Evil, Even If None of Their Ancestors Lived in the US at the Time Of the Movie Setting.'

Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2013 10:45 PM (kcfmt)

555 534 Yes Clapton is damn good at the guitar but I've never thought that his song writing was all that great. Yes he made some great songs but to most people two of his best wasn't his. But that has been going on forever. In the link I posted I believe Neil young was quoted saying that Hendrix and JJ was two guitarist that he loved. How much moredifferent can the styles be?

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 10:45 PM (4Vt8I)

556 541 OTOH, much of Wizards is painfully stupid. Technology is evil? And we're being told this by presentation that was something of a technological showpiece for its era.

Posted by: epobirs at July 28, 2013 02:28 AM (kcfmt)



Bakshi sneaks in a little more nuance than that -- otherwise, the confrontation scene would have ended with a "mommy-love spell" instead of a pistol. The overall theme is the conflict between "pursue the best means to further your ends" v. "spend your efforts to determine the right ends, then use means available and appropriate."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 10:51 PM (T1005)

557 I'm childless. Some might say I have no skin in the game.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 02:41 AM (T1005)


Leftists are fond of holding this against you, especially those that "defend the right to choose."

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 10:53 PM (vfB2N)

558 Ok, who is this motherfucker Rush Holt?? I'm seeing this piece of communist monkey shit all over you tube pushing the statist bullshit every time I click on a video.

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2013 10:56 PM (FMbng)

559 Young said in Jimmy McDonough’s biography “Shakey” that Cale and Jimi Hendrix were the best guitar players he had ever heard. And in his recent memoir, “Waging Heavy Peace,” Young said Cale’s “Crazy Mama” — his biggest hit, rising to No. 22 on the Billboard singles chart — was one of the five songs that most influenced him as a songwriter: “The song is true, simple, and direct, and the delivery is very natural. JJ’s guitar playing is a huge influence on me. His touch is unspeakable.” I've got jj on pandora. Someone who is played a lot is Mark Knofler. You can certainly here the influence.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 10:56 PM (4Vt8I)

560 550 534
Yes Clapton is damn good at the guitar but I've never thought that his song writing was all that great. Yes he made some great songs but to most people two of his best wasn't his. But that has been going on forever.
In the link I posted I believe Neil young was quoted saying that Hendrix and JJ was two guitarist that he loved. How much moredifferent can the styles be?

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 28, 2013 02:45 AM (4Vt8I)



Some day, we could debate all up one side and down the other, we could talk influences and cover versions, we could delve into melody and lyricism.....but, tonight, we mark the passing of a master. On some other day, I could chase this stuff like a greyhound chasing a stuffed rabbit -- but today.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:01 PM (T1005)

561 552 I'm childless. Some might say I have no skin in the game.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 02:41 AM (T1005)



Leftists are fond of holding this against you, especially those that "defend the right to choose."

Posted by: cm9000 at July 28, 2013 02:53 AM (vfB2N)



Yeah, they're really good at saying, "you didn't build that" on one hand, and "you have no skin in the game for choosing" on the other. In fact, that may be the defining characteristic -- where authority and responsibility are seen as two signs of the same coin on the right, they are totally divorced on the left. It'd be nice if we started with the same reality: "If you didn't make the choice, you cannot take the blame; if you didn't pay the freight, you cannot take the credit."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:06 PM (T1005)

562 Agree

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 27, 2013 11:06 PM (4Vt8I)

563 but, tonight, we mark the passing of a master.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 03:01 AM (T1005)


who died??

Posted by: Berserker at July 27, 2013 11:15 PM (FMbng)

564 558 but, tonight, we mark the passing of a master.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 03:01 AM (T1005)

who died??

Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2013 03:15 AM (FMbng)



JJ Cale.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:17 PM (T1005)

565 Clapton's stuff was ok.  I never really got into blues-oriented rock unless it was pretty heavy (like early Priest).  It's fine live or when out drinking, but either in my car or at home, I prefer to listen to songs that are a little thicker musically and that have an individual character, usually centered around a hook.  This can be all kinds of stuff from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street" to Blue Oyster Cult's "Teen Archer" to Fleetwood Mac's "Hypnotized" to Depeche Mode's "Policy of Truth".

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2013 11:25 PM (Qaj1g)

566 So, Insty's got a link to the Gideon's Bible story, which includes: "The Bibles are paid for entirely by donations to the group, and donations likely stem from individuals or churches who support the Gideons’ cause. As for how the Bibles end up in the hotel rooms, the Gideons will ceremoniously present a Bible to a hotel manager upon the opening of a new hotel. They then provide more than enough Bibles for each hotel room, to be distributed by the hotel staff. The Gideons will also provide replacements for Bibles that are worn or “missing”—the Gideons don’t believe that any of their Bibles have ever been stolen from hotel rooms; they are simply taken by those in need, and that’s counted as a success in their mission to spread the word of the Lord."



And I'm thinking -- y'know, there is a certain amount of coolness to that.



So, I'm wondering if we can get enough nerds together to have a copy of "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" in every hotel room, with a brass cannon on the front cover and TANSTAAFL on the back.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:26 PM (T1005)

567 Fleetwood Mac's "Hypnotized" like.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:28 PM (Wk9TK)

568 "If you didn't make the choice, you cannot take the blame; if you didn't pay the freight, you cannot take the credit."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 03:06 AM (T1005)



Our faces will turn blue while we wait for the Left to take accountability for their destructive works.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2013 11:29 PM (vfB2N)

569 cthulhu at July 28, 2013 03:26 AM (T1005) the communally owned school pencils with pithy, conservative sayings was based on this. maybe I should have explained it better ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:30 PM (Wk9TK)

570 There are quite a few gems in Mac's middle period, between Peter Green and the golden couple.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2013 11:32 PM (Qaj1g)

571 Our faces will turn blue while we wait for the Left to take accountability for their destructive works. kneecapping has more appeal. I hated Avatar.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:32 PM (Wk9TK)

572 Hypnotized w/ some great landscape shots ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZeTlMpnfHk

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:34 PM (Wk9TK)

573 560 Clapton's stuff was ok. I never really got into blues-oriented rock unless it was pretty heavy (like early Priest). It's fine live or when out drinking, but either in my car or at home, I prefer to listen to songs that are a little thicker musically and that have an individual character, usually centered around a hook. This can be all kinds of stuff from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street" to Blue Oyster Cult's "Teen Archer" to Fleetwood Mac's "Hypnotized" to Depeche Mode's "Policy of Truth".

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 03:25 AM (Qaj1g)



I'm a huge fan of Gerry Rafferty....who, evidently, drank himself to death -- so there's that.



But, anyway, try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXW-sL5gzHQ -- "you've gotta grow, you've gotta learn from your mistakes....you've got to die a little every day just tryin' to stay awake."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:34 PM (T1005)

574 563 "If you didn't make the choice, you cannot take the blame; if you didn't pay the freight, you cannot take the credit."


Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 03:06 AM (T1005)


Our faces will turn blue while we wait for the Left to take accountability for their destructive works.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 28, 2013 03:29 AM (vfB2N)



Mine won't -- I intend to be elsewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2013 11:35 PM (T1005)

575 liked some of Bob Welch's other music ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:37 PM (Wk9TK)

576 So, I'm wondering if we can get enough nerds together to have a copy of "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" in every hotel room, with a brass cannon on the front cover and TANSTAAFL on the back..... Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 03:26 AM (T1005) I'm still looking for a place I can buy a TANSTAAFL flag from. I could always get a custom one made, but I'd rather not blow the $ if I don't have to...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 11:38 PM (Vk2pI)

577 Night all. Here is "Black Glow" by Spacegoat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvXKio2k9I

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2013 11:43 PM (Vk2pI)

578 Night, Political Hat ... thanks for the link. Life's Been Good to Me, So Far ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:46 PM (Wk9TK)

579 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Unless you're contrariwise, Then, the color scheme is totally up to you ... night, all

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 27, 2013 11:48 PM (Wk9TK)

580 That's a cool Rafferty song.  Mac's "Future Games" is cool too.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2013 11:50 PM (Qaj1g)

581 @18 "Me too. Farley and Belushi were special partly because they completely committed themselves to their comedy."

And here I thought they were dead because they were far more committed to drugs than anything else.

Posted by: Cameron at July 27, 2013 11:53 PM (g63Ex)

582 Bob Welch commited suicide last year?

Posted by: DAve at July 27, 2013 11:58 PM (albkL)

583 Posit: Belushi seems funnier than today's comedians because 1) he's what you watched when you were young and everything seems better when you're young and 2) the lack of fragmentation in cultural experiences meant the same bits could appeal to more people.

Posted by: Tom In Korea at July 28, 2013 12:09 AM (oJkTX)

584 575 That's a cool Rafferty song. Mac's "Future Games" is cool too.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 03:50 AM (Qaj1g)



Dive into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2BavhwpIJg -- or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGB59HuKu-I

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 12:10 AM (T1005)

585 http://tinyurl.com/kb2eegr

This is an English country dance duet performing "Bonny at Morn".  I learned to play it yesterday and am halfway through writing lyrics.  (It's in AABB format but I'm playing it AAB with B being the chorus.)  I wrote the lyrics to track the feel of the flute, obviously to be sung by a soprano.  It's a haunting piece.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 12:18 AM (Qaj1g)

586 Just finished intro to solid state design, now beginning advanced network theorems. For someone who is so horribly bad at math it's a real question why I went with a career choice that depends so heavily on math...what the hell was I thinking?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 28, 2013 12:20 AM (yh0zB)

587 Lots of labs in this section so I'm hoping to finish it quickly. I'm generally better at the labs than I am at slogging through the math and theory, which is why I'm going for an EET instead of EE degree.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 28, 2013 12:22 AM (yh0zB)

588 581 Just finished intro to solid state design, now beginning advanced network theorems. For someone who is so horribly bad at math it's a real question why I went with a career choice that depends so heavily on math...what the hell was I thinking?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 28, 2013 04:20 AM (yh0zB)



If it was anything like my years in college, it was mostly "oh, my, isn't she a trim little bit." Consideration of long-term career prospects was decidedly secondary.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 12:48 AM (T1005)

589 Drugs are underrated -- knowing how, when, what, and how much to take is key.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 12:59 AM (Qaj1g)

590

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 28, 2013 04:20 AM (yh0zB)

 

homework this morning?  but what the hell you've probably gone to bed. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 02:02 AM (KHiTY)

591 good morning horde.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 02:03 AM (KHiTY)

592 Hey, where has America's favorite high functioning retard, Slo-Joe Biden been lately?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 28, 2013 02:22 AM (SzAZ7)

593 He is over in Asia eating paste and sniffing glue.  Flew into Singapore and meeting with Asian leaders.  Hopefully he won't start a war.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 02:57 AM (KHiTY)

594 Morning, morons. Shit got real in Egypt, dinnit? Many of the dead shot in head and chest. Maybe they'll draw and quarter Morsi in front of a crowd of a million to further cement their control. Meanwhile, we got phony scandals, and lecherous lobs on both coasts. Our shit ain't real.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 28, 2013 02:58 AM (ndp2I)

595 NBC to air miniseries on Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Over/under on it being less factual than Sharknado?

Posted by: Enrique Verboten at July 28, 2013 02:58 AM (5l0bJ)

596

http://tinyurl.com/ko7mb9b

 

Obama is detailing his war on the middle class with the courtier press.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 03:01 AM (KHiTY)

597 Am I the only one who doesn't care if Justin Beiber is a drooling idiot? And why in the hell is Drudge even bothering to link to stories about that immature idiot?

Posted by: Bayou City at July 28, 2013 03:01 AM (9ppEA)

598

Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 28, 2013 06:58 AM (ndp2I)

 

who knew that social media would be so useful in kinetic unfriending?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 03:03 AM (KHiTY)

599

from the times...

 

*****Mr. Obama said the countryÂ’s struggle over race would not be eased until the political process in Washington began addressing the fear of many people that financial stability is unattainable.

“Racial tensions won’t get better; they may get worse, because people will feel as if they’ve got to compete with some other group to get scraps from a shrinking pot,”*****

*****Without a shift in Washington to encourage growth over “damaging” austerity, he added, not only would the middle class shrink, but in turn, contentious issues like trade, climate change and immigration could become harder to address.****

 

sigh... 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 28, 2013 03:09 AM (KHiTY)

600 Streets of Fire. Two Jim Steinman songs, exploding motorcycles and gas pumps, Ry Cooder score, suburban punk gets bitchslapped, the Four Hearbeats singing "Countdown to Love," actual telegram on an actual teletype, and Michael Pare and Willem Dafoe battle it out with pickaxes. Plus Deborah Van Valkenburgh.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 28, 2013 03:32 AM (a5ljo)

601 Second place: They All Laughed. Any movie where Dorothy Stratten is the sixth sexiest woman in the cast has gotta be great.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 28, 2013 03:38 AM (a5ljo)

602 GGE: They made me take enough math to calculate the volume enclosed by an imaginary function rotated around a fourth-dimensional axis. In the real world, I'll never get above calculating parts per million in a test tube. The higher math was nothing but sadistic hazing.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 28, 2013 03:52 AM (a5ljo)

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