March 29, 2013
— CDR M
I'm workin' tonight so the ONT will be pretty light. Or lame. Whatever. Just be thankful you can comment (knocks on wood). USS Guardian Salvage
Some pretty good shots of the salvage operation of the USS Guardian from that Philippine reef it got grounded on last January. Note the wooden hull.
Criminal Spotlight
Worst thief ever? With bonus video and obligatory Benny Hill theme!
Topless Jihadists
Be on the lookout for topless jihadists (aka Femen) on 4 April.
New Olympic Sport
I could go for this. Except I would add guns.
World War Z
I don't know. I enjoyed the book but based on the latest trailer, why are they even bothering to call the movie World War Z? The zombies look like something from I Am Legend and they've changed the role of Brad Pitt's character drastically. What We've Learned From The New World War Z Trailer. I'll probably just have to wait for this to show up on TV.
Speaking of zombies, the season 3 finale for The Walking Dead is Sunday. For those of you still watching it, who are you betting on dying?
Gary Oldman Losin' His Shit
Dude does it so well.
Gary Oldman Loses His Shit from Flavorwire on Vimeo.
Bill Gates And Condoms
Bill Gates Will Pay You $100,000 If You Can Make A Better Condom. Just don't make it like Windows software.
Boosting Your Wi-Fi Signal
How to improve your Wi-Fi signal using a soda can. I need to do this over at my neighbor's house so I can get a better signal in my house.
Dog Video
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Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 06:08 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Paul Allen's Little Allen at March 29, 2013 06:13 PM (Vk2pI)
I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: Al at March 29, 2013 06:13 PM (V70Uh)
I'm workin' tonight so the ONT will be pretty light.
Posted by: CDR M
I play the street life
Because there's no place I can go
Street life
It's the only life I know
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 29, 2013 06:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 06:15 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:15 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 06:16 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Gem at March 29, 2013 06:16 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 06:17 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2013 10:14 PM (3Mkrp)
Happy Easter!
http://youtu.be/uUfW2UJphIM
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:18 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: King Putt at March 29, 2013 06:18 PM (dSE0q)
Posted by: RiverC at March 29, 2013 06:18 PM (KTytI)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 06:18 PM (I2LwF)
Safety alert for my fellow morons
My advice for those of you wanting to see a president, stay towards the back of the crowd.
Why?
Remember when Hinkley tried to murder Reagan? Remember how the Secret Service guys whipped out Uzis?
If they cannot get the President clear and the gunman is still shooting from within the crowd, the SS has orders to spray the crowd.
How do I know this? My father pulled SS duty a few times. That includes for Reagan his hero.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2013 06:19 PM (zoJ1H)
Posted by: Beagle at March 29, 2013 06:19 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 29, 2013 06:20 PM (Zd/NW)
What? What happened to "taking a bullet" for the prez?
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 06:20 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 06:21 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 06:21 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:21 PM (6Sldc)
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)
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Exactly. Would anyone here willingly sit and listen to labor union workers lecture them for 7 hours a day, 5 days a week? For 12 years. With no recourse - no way to refute them - no way to disagree without repercussions?
Why would you think your 6 year old should have to be subjected to that?
Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2013 06:22 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2013 06:22 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (PT7/5)
So will the raptors have harpoon guns and flamethrowers?
The emus will use limpet glitter bombs?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (k9TQr)
Tonight's winner of this plate of brownies? chemjeff!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (gmrWw)
I think Kate Upton is adorable, but there is something odd about her waist.
She's curvier than most other models, which makes her proportions look funny. In addition she's wearing cloths made for girls with no body, so they look awkward on her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Paul Anka at March 29, 2013 06:23 PM (dSE0q)
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 06:24 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 29, 2013 06:24 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 10:20 PM (doBIb)
That's what the crowd is for.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2013 10:21 PM (bxiXv)
http://tinyurl.com/cdpry8y
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 06:25 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2013 06:25 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 06:25 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 06:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 10:23 PM (zPVBH)
National Geographic Swimsuit edition? Just guessing as I am too lazy to do any further reading myself.
Posted by: Molly K. at March 29, 2013 06:26 PM (HiU6Y)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2013 06:26 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:26 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: Paul Anka at March 29, 2013 06:26 PM (dSE0q)
And in return you get to do the sex with Kate Upton.
Yeah, I'm fairly certain I know how the tremendously vast proportion of humanity is going to weigh that cost benefit analysis.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:27 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)
USS Guardian Salvage
Hey, Captain. See that really lighter-shaded blue water? That means it's shallow.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 29, 2013 06:27 PM (UrENZ)
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At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Posted by: Austin Powers at March 29, 2013 06:27 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 06:27 PM (9ScGj)
Sniff. I knew I could count on you to mention that, Bannion.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
I wear mine as a hat , but only on Fridays when the sun sets in the north.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)
Now that other girlie darling has hit the headlines. Lil Twist it seems has thrown a pot party for Justine Bieber.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:29 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 29, 2013 06:30 PM (FMeeD)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:30 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 06:31 PM (q7WBr)
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I am still often amazed that the left and the Islamists managed to make the alliance they did.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:32 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: EC
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Sequestration
BTW, to no one's surprise he said Carter was an aloof, elitest asshole who treated the SS guys like shit. That was the opposite of how Regan treated them.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2013 06:32 PM (zoJ1H)
Posted by: Topless Helen Thomas at March 29, 2013 06:32 PM (dSE0q)
Posted by: Bamarama at March 29, 2013 06:32 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 06:33 PM (MBqvE)
Scone? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 10:30 PM (6Sldc)
Thank you. *nibbles all delicate like*
Speaking of WWZ, I'm fascinated that they're bringing it in and under 2 hours. I hope there's starting to be a pushback against the whole every movie should be 2 1/2 hours at a minimum thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Though they certainly are braver then the State Media...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:33 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)
Speaking of WWZ, I'm fascinated that they're bringing it in and under 2 hours. I hope there's starting to be a pushback against the whole every movie should be 2 1/2 hours at a minimum thing.
I disagree. Clearly it needs to be a nine-hour trilogy.
Posted by: Peter Jackson at March 29, 2013 06:34 PM (lr3d7)
Made me snort cheap swill though my nose. But it cleared the pollen right out.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2013 06:36 PM (zoJ1H)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:36 PM (zPVBH)
That's because it has the fast zombies instead of slow ones.
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 06:36 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 06:36 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 06:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:37 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 06:37 PM (q7WBr)
This I bet gets a response.
http://tinyurl.com/d2dwq7q
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 10:34 PM (GEICT)
Good evening Mr. Chairman! I just happen to have a sheet of glass that needs cutting.
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 06:37 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 29, 2013 06:38 PM (zoJ1H)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:38 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: Name withheld upon request at March 29, 2013 06:38 PM (dSE0q)
Schumer- and Cdr Kor you mean to tell me this military man the so-called Captain Kirk attempted to lead an insugency against your lawful govt on Organia?
CDR Kor- that would be correct Senator we do value ORDER....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: RiverC at March 29, 2013 06:38 PM (KTytI)
Posted by: butthead at March 29, 2013 06:39 PM (yBF/9)
Big Ten team winning tonight....good
Kansas losing, driving the final stake through my bracket...bad.
As a Central Ohioan witnessing the above... conflicted.
As a U-Verse customer whos connection spit the bit in the last minute of OT...WTF !!!
Posted by: spc at March 29, 2013 06:40 PM (CtffS)
Posted by: Gem at March 29, 2013 10:16 PM (zw+pb)
Looks great for pushing out offspring
/Definitely a turn on
//Don't care if it's sexist
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 06:40 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:40 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 06:41 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 06:41 PM (9ScGj)
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You wouldn't happen to be interested in him getting a very special white house tour, would you?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2013 06:41 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 06:41 PM (Z9EHQ)
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I want to see someone ask the Jihadis of the "Arab Spring" in Egypt what they think of gay marriage.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:42 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:42 PM (6Sldc)
Timing is absolutely everything, isn't it? Well played. Patience IS a virtue.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)
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You wouldn't happen to be interested in him getting a very special white house tour, would you?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2013 10:41 PM
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No way, it's my back-up food plan
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:43 PM (aDwsi)
Now that LCS-1 is in Guam the Gold crew will spend their valuable time doing outreach work with island children - uhm Guam has been US territory since Germany lost WWI and is not Indonesia... so this has me puzzled.
Meanwhile the contractor and Naval Sea Systems Command will be working to fix LCS-1's generator issues that cause 'momentary' power outages of 12 minutes. Which in combat would be a lifetime or perhaps a deathtime.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:44 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2013 06:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac now get the F off my lawn at March 29, 2013 06:45 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)
My Kate Straight beats your Kate Pair:
http://tinyurl.com/c9gwyhx
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 06:45 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:46 PM (6Sldc)
I'm actually overwhelmed by all the choices in how to respond to that.
Okay, so I just watched the trailer for White House Down and have the following two thoughts:
1. Is Channing Tatum in everything now? Note that I am not complaining about this, at all, just a question.
2. So it appears that Emmerich is only blowing up DC this time and that just can't be right. I mean, someway, somehow, NYC and LA have to go boomy too. It is an Emmerich movie after all.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:46 PM (Gk3SS)
Now that LCS-1 is in Guam the Gold crew will spend their valuable time doing outreach work with island children - uhm Guam has been US territory since Germany lost WWI and is not Indonesia... so this has me puzzled.
Meanwhile the contractor and Naval Sea Systems Command will be working to fix LCS-1's generator issues that cause 'momentary' power outages of 12 minutes. Which in combat would be a lifetime or perhaps a deathtime.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 10:44 PM
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Got a buddy stationed at Guam. He disappears from time to time for a week or so. Returns dusty and tired..., wonder where he's been?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:46 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 06:46 PM (Z9EHQ)
Because us peons are unimportant.
I actually understand why they would have that policy. You don't want a situation where they can't get the President to safety and the assassins are using human shields to prevent the SS from firing back.
Does it suck? Yes. But hopefully there's never a situation like that.
Posted by: Peter Jackson at March 29, 2013 06:46 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 06:46 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 29, 2013 06:47 PM (ZPrif)
http://tinyurl.com/c9gwyhx
Her right boobeh will be so unhappy after she pulls that trigger.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 06:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 06:48 PM (9ScGj)
http://tinyurl.com/bujwrkc
We don't need gun control. We need politician control.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 10:46 PM
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Yeah, I saw that. Apparently they ran him down and tased him. The curious thing is that the report said that he was "mentally unstable"..., where's the news?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)
http://youtu.be/uUfW2UJphIM
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS)
*strives mightily to think of something clever to say about eggs and baskets*
*fails miserably*
*drools instead*
Evening roons and roonettez! Did the tourist thing in St Augustine today, it was fun. How did everyone else's day go?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 06:49 PM (U7ErG)
It's always said the Norks could rain down destruction with conventional artillery on Seoul. But how well has that equipment been maintained? And how quickly could we and the SKs destroy the Nork artillery once a real war started.
The Norks have thousands of artillery pieces, IIRC, targeting Seoul. They're dug into the mountains, which means they pop out of the bunkers, fire a round, and then pull them back to safety. Could we destroy them all? Yes, but it would still suck for anyone between Seoul and the DMZ.
Posted by: Peter Jackson at March 29, 2013 06:49 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)
Her right boobeh will be so unhappy after she pulls that trigger.
I'll kiss it and make it better.
Posted by: Peter Jackson at March 29, 2013 06:50 PM (lr3d7)
Topless jihadis!?!?!?!? If we could just find a way to combine that with pulled pork barbecue and cold beer, and then export it to the ME.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2013 06:50 PM (enBmn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)
The Nevada Assembly kicked out an insane Dem... who then promptly went on a car chase in the I15
http://tinyurl.com/bujwrkc
We don't need gun control. We need politician control.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 10:46 PM
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Meanwhile, in Atlanta (aka Detroit on the Chattahoochee) , 35 teachers in the school system indicted for selling grades. Democrats..., that's all I will say..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:50 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2013 06:51 PM (sdi6R)
Sean, are you saying you are somehow involved in that goat-rope capped LCS?
Dunno Mike, sure he ain't over on Tinian trying to restore Enola Gay's bomb pit?
Chemjeff. seems that way. By accident it seems I have a story to write. as MWR, MPPPP, and a couple others can attest to.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:51 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 06:51 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 06:51 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac now get the F off my lawn at March 29, 2013 06:52 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 06:52 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 10:50 PM (aDwsi)
I'm beginning to think that Bad Teacher was a documentary.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:52 PM (Gk3SS)
http://youtu.be/uUfW2UJphIM
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS)
*strives mightily to think of something clever to say about eggs and baskets*
*fails miserably*
*drools instead*
Evening roons and roonettez! Did the tourist thing in St Augustine today, it was fun. How did everyone else's day go?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 10:49 PM
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Cool and overcast in Asheville, if you must know. Rain tonight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:53 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:53 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2013 06:53 PM (lr3d7)
29 Reposted from below- Judging from the way DHS is arming themselves we might not need to worry too much about 2014 and 2016.
NVM. Everybody who has ever worked for the gov't knows that we all need a few thousand hollow points every once in awhile...
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 06:53 PM (ZdbBe)
http://tinyurl.com/c2ymzck
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 10:40 PM (zPVBH)
popup, popup...oh, there it is!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 06:53 PM (U7ErG)
Chaos...it was as dry as one of Cindy McCain's Martinis, or Chris Matthews' Ass after a 5 day bender....somehow the Chathooche Mamas managed to game a testing system for gain...were they democrats?
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 06:53 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)
Not really. I go into communities to help pick up the pieces when weapons systems are canceled. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 10:53 PM
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Really? Got any Sgt. York bits lying about?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 06:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
Anyone think the left will be mad at Madelinie Albright.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I blame Boooooosh Every leftist in the world.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:54 PM (zPVBH)
so you're the ghost of John Boyd Future?
Speaking of which you know any of the Old Guard jedi?
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)
They'll sodomise you until you admit that homosexuality is an affront to Allah.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 29, 2013 06:55 PM (QTHTd)
Sean, are you saying you are somehow involved in that goat-rope capped LCS?
Not really. I go into communities to help pick up the pieces when weapons systems are canceled.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 10:53 PM
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Really? Got any Sgt. York bits lying about?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 10:54 PM
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I've also been looking for one of things the Marines had..., tracked vehicle with 4 (6?) 106mm recoilless rifles mounted on it
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:55 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 06:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 06:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:56 PM (6Sldc)
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I think we really need to study their culture in more detail, don't you?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2013 06:56 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 06:56 PM (m7CdA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 06:57 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: EC at March 29, 2013 06:57 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 06:57 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:57 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 06:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 06:58 PM (Vk2pI)
It's not my fault reality (and FGCU) is emfuckening the Gators.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 29, 2013 06:58 PM (Gk3SS)
If you keep your ears to the railraod tracks I hear the Puzzle Palace sometimes has Chuck Spinney blow through still....
There are days I envy you your position....and most days I am glad and think "better you than me sir"
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 06:58 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: buzzion 5+ year commenter so you must bow to me. at March 29, 2013 06:58 PM (GULKT)
Ontos Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 10:57 PM
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Ah. Yes , that would be the one....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 06:59 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)
Now the thing is, I know I've felt the same thing before at times myself when I've been in the same situation though I usually handle it better I think.
So why the hell do people get pissed off about games that make no damn difference really? Is it just part of our makeup?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 06:59 PM (zPVBH)
it finally happened....
I went full 'tard I guess and snapped....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:00 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 07:01 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 07:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:01 PM (9ScGj)
Losing with class is what shows how ethical a fighter you are...
it also tends to be taught from fathers to sons.....
"just saying"
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:01 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:02 PM (I2LwF)
Now the thing is, I know I've felt the same thing before at times myself when I've been in the same situation though I usually handle it better I think.
So why the hell do people get pissed off about games that make no damn difference really? Is it just part of our makeup?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 10:59 PM (
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Compensating..., or attempting to. Gee, just go post something at Huff Po..., that's like their full-time gig over there
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 07:02 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:02 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 10:59 PM (zPVBH)
We are competitive creatures and don't like to lose. There are likely people out there that start acting up when they lose enough times at tic tac toe or rock paper scissors.
Posted by: buzzion 5+ year commenter so you must bow to me. at March 29, 2013 07:03 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2013 10:50 PM (enBmn)
Fuck them. You can never have enough boobehs, BBQ and beer, we need to keep that shit right here where we can enjoy them as they should be enjoyed.
I'm feeling very lazy but there will probably be a few cute girls there.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2013 10:53 PM (lr3d7)
Are you seriously asking this? Go for it! http://ftf-comics.com/?comic=omars-rebuttal
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:03 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)
What is needed is a monastic order of O-5s and O-6s who are willing, nay enthusiastic about destroying their careers....
I almost had the opportunity through lateral invitation to go to a "Patterns of Conflict" briefing....
my missing it is a sad thing, I'll probably regret in my twilight.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:04 PM (I2LwF)
My 16yo spends a lot of time playing hoops at the gym, but when not there he spends a lot of time playing various hoops video games. He is a young man of very few words, and always highly composed, even when on the court, but when playing video games he howls and brays like a hyena. No clue why.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 07:05 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 11:02 PM
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Hmm. Did we ever actually declare war on Germany? I mean, it was Hitler who pulled the trigger. Is a formal declaration issued when someone else has declared open war on us first? Time for Bing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 07:05 PM (aDwsi)
It really shows that she wasn't born here (and in fact recently got her citizenship).
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 07:05 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:06 PM (I2LwF)
It really shows that she wasn't born here (and in fact recently got her citizenship).
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 11:05 PM (zPVBH
did you get her a gift yet?
Posted by: buzzion 5+ year commenter so you must bow to me. at March 29, 2013 07:07 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT)
We did the red train, but the ghost train was pulling red train duty today. Also went through the old jail and Ripleys. We should have gone down earlier, but it was fun.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:07 PM (U7ErG)
TPH, by George I think you are right. Because the German commerce raider
Komerant was cruising by Guam when the US declared war on the Kaiser's
Germany. The Americans got the jump I think and Komerant sank in Guam
waters.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 11:02 PM
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Hmm. Did we ever actually declare war on Germany? I mean, it was Hitler who pulled the trigger. Is a formal declaration issued when someone else has declared open war on us first? Time for Bing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 11:05 PM
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Well, duh, yeah. Dec. 11 on Germany and Italy
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 07:07 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:08 PM (I2LwF)
What is needed is a monastic order of O-5s and O-6s who are willing, nay enthusiastic about destroying their careers....
You almost need to require O-4s to get out of the Army and be successful so that they have something on the outside. The only O-5s and O-6s that I liked were the reservists who could say "fuck this, I have a job on the outside that I can go back to."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 29, 2013 07:08 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 29, 2013 07:09 PM (6Sldc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:09 PM (Z9EHQ)
well its all about this guy named Sluggor who has cracked the Seventh Courtesan, Moonlight Rain, to reach his goal - the Queen of the Courtesan Corps. As Weft cut-loop will attest what I wrote is some pretty purple prose though nowhere near as Ultra Purple as Weft Cut-Loop wrote in response.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:10 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 29, 2013 07:10 PM (BVkEs)
And head over to the fort if you get a chance.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)
Demographics don't work out for the pub crawl...THIS time. (2x 13yo + 11yo + me) Certainly have to do it at the end of the month when I take Pop to Biloxi. I have the fort on my list of things to do next time as well.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:11 PM (U7ErG)
For one? Which brand did you go with?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 29, 2013 07:12 PM (BBWjt)
***
Went with a silver Statue of Liberty charm. I even got the red, white, and blue custom wrapping (my wrapping doesn't look so nice).
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 07:12 PM (zPVBH)
Cyprus-Style “Bail-Ins” Are Proposed In The New 2013 Canadian Government Budget!
http://tinyurl.com/cx7bbvf
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:12 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:12 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 07:13 PM (MBqvE)
all you missed was handing out coins for Uncle Eric's drivers getting in car wrecks....
well not really....
I've read a lot over the years and used to feel like I had a vibe for the evolution of the Officer Corps cultural climate...
if you held a gun to my head and asked me to explain how we got to the 1990s US Army Senior Leadership I'd be flummoxed....
One thing I will do if I ever get back to the primordial ooze there in the beltway is put eyes on actual to as much of the Color Coded War Planning as I could.
If I had it all tpo do over again I think I'd try to be an 88N in my next life.
Logistics wound up filling a lot of the hole in my heart on 11 work.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:13 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2013 11:12 PM
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Yeah..., but it'll have a touch pad so that you can, you know..., enlarge things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 07:13 PM (+bZOu)
Good God in Heaven, what ever happened to common sense?
Posted by: navybrat at March 29, 2013 07:15 PM (SWuSg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 07:15 PM (vgd4f)
Gary Oldman is the awesomest. I'll watch literally anything with him in it.
And I mean literally, not virtually.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:15 PM (z6IUt)
http://tinyurl.com/cx7bbvf
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 11:12 PM
I wonder if the rush to grab our guns and arm the government to the teeth is to enable Obama to pull this off without fearing for the lives of deep pocketed friends
Remember, Valerie Jarrett is a banker
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:16 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:16 PM (9ScGj)
Does this say that Farscape is good, or that Game of Thrones is bad? Personally, I think GOT is good, but I have much to learn.
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 07:16 PM (ZdbBe)
I wonder if this year's supply of food for 1200 bucks is worthwhile. It apparently has a 25 yr. shelf life.
For one? Which brand did you go with?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 11:11 PM (4Mv1T)
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Looking at Shelf Reliance, yeah it's 1200 for 1 for a year. Through Costco
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 07:16 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 11:13 PM (MBqvE)
Special Hell, anyone? http://tinyurl.com/cc5huwb
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:16 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 07:17 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:17 PM (z6IUt)
Good God in Heaven, what ever happened to common sense?
Posted by: navybrat at March 29, 2013 11:15 PM
When the MSM pays as much attention to that Alabama politician who made nasty racist comments towards whites, I'll consider giving a shit
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:17 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 07:18 PM (MBqvE)
he is thinking he is Arec Borwin...no wait...
I'm done killing our own side...if the fine folk who elected Liza Merkelzanski are okay with him who am I to quibble?
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:18 PM (LRFds)
***
Actually, I hope Barakka tries it.
Stealing our money via inflation is too subtle for the LIVs to understand. If he flat out steals the money the old fashioned way (a la the French Monarchy) I think *that* might wake the LIVs up...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 07:18 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:18 PM (Z9EHQ)
Damn, wish someone could have predicted this... Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 11:16 PM
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Paraphrasing Mr. Obama here: "So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant keep their private insurance, they can; itÂ’s just that it will bankrupt them because theyÂ’re going to be charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas thatÂ’s being emitted Obamacare
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 07:19 PM (q7WBr)
Posted by: Bacon Hotline at March 29, 2013 07:19 PM (Vk2pI)
ONLY ONCE PER HOUR!
no seriously yeah Katya it had, but in deference to you it can't be said enough can it?
How are you? Well I hope.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:19 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: navybrat at March 29, 2013 07:19 PM (SWuSg)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 07:19 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)
Turns out, the solution is a lot easier than renting a boat and arranging an "accident."
Or blaming it on Mike.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2013 07:20 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)
***
I'd argue we should aim to be worse.
That being said, I can't manage it myself. I've tried being an asshole and it just doesn't fit me.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2013 07:20 PM (zPVBH)
How are you? Well I hope.
Pretty much over my cold/flu. My energy is finally back and I'm only occasionally dry hacking. Never had a virus lay me out for so long.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:20 PM (z6IUt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:21 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 29, 2013 11:19 PM (aDwsi)
Yes, but you gotta use brackets [ and ] instead of the carets < and >
strikethrough
underline
hell, you get it
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:21 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 07:21 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:22 PM (9ScGj)
I am assuming that is for 1 person? I'm not familiar with Self Reliance. I went with Wise Foods for a month for 4 people. $700. They say their Mylar pouches are good for 25 years.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:22 PM (4Mv1T)
There's different brands of asshole....
the other day I opined we need hard, smiling, asshole Xians back...
I'll mow your lawn, walk your mother across the street, give you the shirt off my back, or knock your teeth down your throat...
whatever is needed....
got respect if nothing else in the old days.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:22 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 07:23 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:23 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Senator Robert Byrd at March 29, 2013 07:23 PM (jucos)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:24 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ampersand Liberation Front at March 29, 2013 07:24 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 07:24 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 11:16 PM (ZdbBe)
It means that they are both good and that they just happen to be series that I am working through on bluray
Posted by: buzzion 5+ year commenter so you must bow to me. at March 29, 2013 07:25 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:25 PM (z6IUt)
Shall I regale the blog with stories about how we once could use different colors in our posts easily?
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:25 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute
now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 11:24 PM (ZdbBe)
I certainly hope so. It would hardly be worth it otherwise.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:26 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:26 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 07:26 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 07:27 PM (q7WBr)
I am assuming that is for 1 person? I'm not familiar with Self Reliance. I went with Wise Foods for a month for 4 people. $700. They say their Mylar pouches are good for 25 years.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 11:22
did y'all check calorie content? a lot of the companies selling they supplies list them as a 1-year supply but the calorie content is not enough to provide a full day's needs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 11:24 PM (Z9EHQ)
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Yeah I think it said 2000 calories per day.
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 07:27 PM (+bZOu)
Nah don't be...sorry your film choices sucked this evening....
everyone is happier when i drink gatorade other than sangria wine salesmen....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:28 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 07:28 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 11:27 PM (q7WBr)
Wacky fun...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:28 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 07:28 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 07:29 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:29 PM (k9TQr)
Yup...and that is why we can't have nice things....but alas I come to bury Pixy not praise him....
heh....
just kidding...God bless you AoSHQ the crude tools are the charm....I feel like a boy scout trying to craft fire from two stones...
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:29 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 07:30 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)
showoff...you and your ampersands...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:30 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2013 07:30 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 07:30 PM (vgd4f)
If it gets worse than that? We're all SOL.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 11:29 PM (4Mv1T)
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I plan to supplement mine with the flesh of liberals.
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 07:31 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2013 07:31 PM (MBqvE)
used as a supplement for 1/3d to 2/3ds your weekly caloric intake with proper hydration it is as important a buy as ammo....
anyone who thinks they can eat defacto MRE chow on minimal hydration is a harder man than me....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:31 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:32 PM (U7ErG)
I move that said person spends the entire ONT in the barrel
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:32 PM (mCvL4)
I'm sorry I must have missed something pondering and recollecting on "special hell"
what and or whom are being investigated?
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:33 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:33 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 11:31 PM (LRFds)
and if not...you will be in about a week. Impacted, even.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:33 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 07:33 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 29, 2013 07:33 PM (jucos)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:33 PM (Z9EHQ)
special barrel is what 3 levels DOWN from special hell yes?
If they killed the patrick M muder contemplation of the day I will be a sad, sad raccoon....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:34 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:35 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 07:35 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:36 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Avenging Disco Godfather at March 29, 2013 07:36 PM (6noA3)
Irony of the evening, and I'm glad you posted....
my last memory of my Grandpa commenting on my rage at canada's socialist bent was his reminding me...
"Canada was a lot more sane than we were in the Great Depression son..."
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:37 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:38 PM (mCvL4)
AoS sure looks different on a full computer screen.
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:38 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: luigi vercotti at March 29, 2013 07:39 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 29, 2013 07:39 PM (uis79)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:39 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2013 07:39 PM (U7ErG)
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2013 07:40 PM (opS9C)
I would consider this measure to be a "just in case" sort of thing, like keeping a sledge hammer behind the drapes in the living room, so you can bash out the picture window and escape in the unlikely event that a house fire blocks the normal exits. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 11:35 PM
Not if they're buying MBS and other derivatives from American banks. Any bank is in "great shape and your deposits are guaranteed" until you wake up one morning with vaseline around your squeakhole
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:41 PM (mCvL4)
Of course if a person or persons are already in their bug out location. Can supplement the super large cans with more normal cans of food. 2 to 3 year shelf life but more manageable.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:41 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:42 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2013 07:42 PM (opS9C)
Hershel, his younger daughter, the Governor, and Kimbo Slice's girlfriend (leaving him to join the group along withgovernor's weaselly research dude).
What's her name the annoying blond ends the season locked up in the Governor's basement because nobody knows she's there.
Posted by: Methos at March 29, 2013 07:42 PM (hO9ad)
ah okay...
yeah there you go...
what was the name of the "Barack Obama Imagainary Girlfriend, Imaginary Mexicann friend for the GOP" I came up with.....
the latina MP running for Congress....
ah there's right Lucinda "Lucy" Suarez.....
Breaking Grand the Lucy Suarez story...
I need to get back to work on that
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:43 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:43 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:43 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 07:44 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 29, 2013 07:44 PM (uis79)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
AP- My plan is keep more cans in the house for several day outages, in addition to long term stuff, since we used to use the Food Lion as our pantry, and go every other day.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:44 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 29, 2013 07:45 PM (j3uk1)
When the zombies kill one of the living, do the victims become one of the zombies?
In other words, do they behave like Republicans once they're in Washington or on TV for a few years?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:45 PM (mCvL4)
so I see "Temple" and my first thought was..."dear God this happened near Fort Hood?"
My Texasization is near complete.....
God love you Philadelphia....Joe Biden calls you along with five other places "home"
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:45 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac 1 at March 29, 2013 07:45 PM (Zd/NW)
I remember Ace dogging this pudgy punk over this about a month ago, when CNN threw Soledad O'Brien to the curb.
http://tinyurl.com/c8hyrqs
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 29, 2013 07:45 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 07:46 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: Whatev at March 29, 2013 07:46 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 07:47 PM (29+x5)
Discuss. Or giggle.
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 29, 2013 11:45 PM
They call him Fapper, Fapper .....
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 07:47 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 29, 2013 07:49 PM (j3uk1)
damn it....need an adopted Raccoon or Badger?
M-29 is one of those "man where's I leave that laying around?" things I'd like to have along with a DUKW
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:49 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 07:49 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:49 PM (Z9EHQ)
When the zombies kill one of the living, do the victims become one of the zombies?
In other words, do they behave like Republicans once they're in Washington or on TV for a few years?
Well there is some spoilerishness to talking about turning, but if you want to get really technical if a zombie kills you, now you will not turn. Because if a zombie kills you they are going to eat you before you turn. Now if a zombie bites you, yes you will end up turning.
Posted by: buzzion 5+ year commenter so you must bow to me. at March 29, 2013 07:50 PM (GULKT)
having less luck in putting together a donor list than I would have hoped. It's slow going.
The free ones are up to about 200 names. Then I have a Ron Paul list I'm going to tap of about 900 names.
1100 people, average 4% ROR over a couple of months... average $50 per hit (some more, some less)... $2200. Not a lot.
April 21st is a fundraiser for Mike Sullivan. We're setting it up and we are a named sponsor. So maybe we get lucky and pull in two grand as a thank you very much... still not much.
But we're planning a reception on May 18th that should bring in $25k before expenses and $22k after...
that's some real jack
Anyway, at that point, we can invest in some real donor lists, and start the mail-and-phone fundraising in earnest.
So, that's kind of my stream of consiousness financial report.
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:50 PM (I2LwF)
I'm sorta in favor of M-113 ACAVS with banks of Claymores on the flanks....
say 2 to 4 per side....
*I see the light, I see the light...and in about a millisec you won't"
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:50 PM (LRFds)
No you got it totally wrong, he was refering to illegals who had been repatriated to Mexico, and crossed our border for the second time.
He called them " Wentbacks" .
Posted by: seamrog at March 29, 2013 07:51 PM (NxEiM)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 07:51 PM (9ScGj)
In other words, do they behave like Republicans once they're in Washington or on TV for a few years?
Not exactly and yes.
See, everyone's already infected so anyone that dies for any reason at all turns. Though damage that would destroy a zombie, if inflicted before the turning completes, does keep them down. So headshot everyone for good measure, unless you're an asshole like the governor.
The main character was told this by the last dude at the CDC at the end of season 1 and told everyone he knew at the end of season 2. Were now a year from the outbreak in story time, so it's pretty likely anyone left has figured it out, too.
Posted by: Methos at March 29, 2013 07:51 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 29, 2013 07:51 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 07:52 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 07:52 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:52 PM (Z9EHQ)
what I switch my party registration to "Independent"???
Do I stay mobile nonstop or do I get to take 2 year naps?
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:52 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2013 07:52 PM (sdi6R)
Lessville Louisiana.....
off HWy 171 at a welding shop....
not that I was looking....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:53 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 07:53 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 29, 2013 07:53 PM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 07:54 PM (NzBQO)
Can't lose with MREs......come with their own heat source and are quite tasty nowadays (considering), although a bit pricey.
My SIL buys them for the coming apocalypse then keeps eating them for snacks and camping trips.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:54 PM (z6IUt)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 07:54 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:54 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: IG-88 at March 29, 2013 07:54 PM (cvrr4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 29, 2013 07:55 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 29, 2013 07:55 PM (j3uk1)
Still believe the official story of Sandy Hook?....I Don't!
I don't buy anything cooked up by the MSM.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:56 PM (z6IUt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
OH MY GAWD THE DOLPHINS ARE RAPING THE CHARLIE THE TUNA BABIES!
//Shempf Smiff Action News
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 07:56 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 07:57 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 07:57 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 07:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: IG-88 at March 29, 2013 07:57 PM (cvrr4)
What's her name the annoying blond ends the season locked up in the Governor's basement because nobody knows she's there.
Ooooo, I had not thought of that.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 07:58 PM (z6IUt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 07:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
Y5, those were some really bright ones. Almost as smart as that woman Natl Geo interviewed who's idea of stocking up for Sandy was to fill her fridge with food.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 07:58 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 07:59 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 07:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 11:58 PM (I2LwF)
There in trouble right now, down by 9
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 08:00 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2013 08:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 29, 2013 08:00 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 08:00 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 08:01 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 08:01 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 08:01 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: IG-88 at March 29, 2013 08:01 PM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:01 PM (9ScGj)
No effing way it would survive my glutonous, binging, iron-clad liver between now and next weekend. So that's out.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (4Mv1T)
I'll tell you what: I have zero fundraising experience. Coming at it from zero is pretty hard.
But the ideas are sound. I feel positive about it.
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (I2LwF)
I'm assuming that the shooting deaths in Chicago were all done by guys in mullets driving pickup trucks
Ditto for gang wars in LA and Phoenix
White men have much to discuss about mass shootings
http://tinyurl.com/bnvasvh
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: IG-88 at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (cvrr4)
My kids left leggo's all over the floor.
dang those hurt if you step on them wioth bare feet
Hot Wheels are worse.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (z6IUt)
Empty gesture is empty.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2013 11:59 PM (bxiXv)
Liberals never pass up an empty gesture, I was also not shocked to read that the California School Board Association recommends things to vote on and this was one of them.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 08:02 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 29, 2013 08:03 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac 1 at March 29, 2013 08:03 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: CDR M at March 29, 2013 08:03 PM (dKV5k)
Let's just say "I got plans if need be"....
one of the things I dearly miss about our current force compared to the Vietnam era guys is our boys used to be encouraged to make field expedient product improvements...
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 08:04 PM (LRFds)
This is the problem with prepping. I don't mind prepping for me and the missus.
Damned if I can prep for me plus all of the local idiots. There are just too many of them.
Posted by: navybrat at March 29, 2013 08:04 PM (SWuSg)
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 11:43 PM (LRFds -------- LOL. Off to bed. Good night sven and everyone else.
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2013 08:04 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 08:04 PM (rN/kR)
When did Canadians start getting so smart, #306?
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 08:05 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 08:05 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 08:05 PM (bxiXv)
and this white man says that reporters typing shit like "kept a 12 ga in his glvoebox" need "corrected'....
you tell Al-WaPo to bring Ezra Klein I'll bring the Lessville Chamber of Commerce we'll see who plays correcter and correctee....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 08:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 08:08 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:08 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Paul at March 29, 2013 08:09 PM (2n2x9)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:09 PM (sqp6o)
Moving to FL coast this summer. How long can you survive on fish and oranges alone?
Posted by: Icedog at March 30, 2013 12:08 AM (9ScGj)
Whereabouts?
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 08:09 PM (+bZOu)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 29, 2013 08:09 PM (4Mv1T)
Why do we let our political opponents define us as right-wingers?
We're moderates. We believe in the constitution.
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 08:10 PM (I2LwF)
seems like my son's diapers a decade ago some guy thinks stinking up my handle with his feeble smelly socking me is cool....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 29, 2013 08:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 08:11 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 08:11 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: Lezzy Oompa Loompa at March 29, 2013 08:12 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 29, 2013 08:12 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2013 08:12 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:13 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 08:14 PM (29+x5)
Thanks for the offer, but better for you to concentrate on what you need. What is needed here will take you down the rabbit hole through no fault of your own, but due to Karmann changing things on the production line on an almost daily basis.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 08:14 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 29, 2013 08:14 PM (jucos)
Brevard County. Never been there, but looks like the locals refer to the area as "The Space Coast"
Posted by: Icedog at March 30, 2013 12:13 AM (9ScGj)
I think there are a few Morons up that way.
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 08:15 PM (+bZOu)
2. dc snipers (black)
3. Jiverly Wong in Binghampton, killed 13 in 2009 (asian)
4. james pough (black) killed 10 in 1990 in florida
5. james seevakumaran (middle eastern) florida - found with a huge stash of arms and ammo
6. seung cho - killed 32 in 2007 at virginia tech
7. christopher dorner (black) california- 2013 subject of spree killing and manhunt
8. colin ferguson (black) killed 6 in nyc subway
9. hamad memom (middle eastern) school shooting in alabama 2010
10. ali syed (middle eastern) 2013 - 4 killed in a shooting spree in california
11. alvaro castillo (hispanic) - 2007 attempted school shooting
12. latina williams (black) - 2008 killed 3 others in a school shooting
13. one goh - (asian) - 2012 - killed 7 in a school shooting in oakland
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 08:15 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 08:16 PM (rN/kR)
Why?
That was a masterpiece.
Modern Archery is "sniping" classic style was spray and pray...
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:16 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2013 08:16 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:17 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:19 PM (sqp6o)
yeah while I am loathe to fall prey to their racist dogwhistle I'd like to remind the Moontards that despite my 5 stops for "driving while white" I do not look like the "DC Sniper" after all.....
They are not gonna stop 'til we bloody their Newsie Nose
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:19 PM (LRFds)
Know if any of them are realtors? I can trust a moron, right?
Posted by: Icedog at March 30, 2013 12:17 AM (9ScGj)
-----------------------
Ha, that I don't know. But yeah you can trust most of them.
Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 29, 2013 08:21 PM (+bZOu)
I'm thinking that beehives would be a lot more popular of course I am not really into the whole "undead" thing...
I'm retired undead...I quit the pills sobered up and learned to breathe again.
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:21 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 08:21 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 08:22 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:24 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2013 08:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2013 08:25 PM (CgcOa)
Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 12:19 AM (sqp6o)
Thanks, yeah I saw the writer on some ultimate warrior show once he seemed to be really into zombies. He definitely didn't half ass it just to get a book out.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 08:26 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:26 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:29 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 29, 2013 08:29 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:30 PM (sqp6o)
yeah and I am not sure why.
Not wanting to be a wetblanket on anyone's hobby so I'll relent...
I gave a series of posts on "how to stop organic beings" once...
cavitation, hydrostatic shock, wound ballistics....
I took my customer service duties seriously once upon a time half a life ago...
basically locomotion and the application of force by the opfor would still require musculature after a fashion or you've crossed into "mystic balonium"....
anyway if anyone gets inspired I can go over high impact sales techniques for soft tissue sometime....
as it now stands and speaking again to my "undead militia retired" status I am going towards voluntary coma...
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:31 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:31 PM (sqp6o)
White men have much to discuss about mass shootings
White men are a problem requiring a solution.
Posted by: Kierarchy at March 29, 2013 08:32 PM (8SsiG)
That's what they're discussing. LOL!
The thing is, among men, white men are underrepresented as mass murderers (who aren't politicians). It's Asian dudes whose disproportionate "thing" it is. The statistically least likely guy to shoot up a place is a white guy. Least.
Note especially, they count the Fort Hood shooter among "white men." I thought I was the only person who still thinks of dudes named Hasan as white? (I'm a traditionalist.) Isn't he one of those "brown people" we're murdering all over the world? In any other context...
We have a Problem. An apparently crazily escalating one. A totally factually wrong and also fucking insane RACE WAR NOW! article is in the goddamn Washington Post. Under the eyes of every single person who rules us. Telling them What Must Be Done.
Again.
Posted by: oblig. at March 29, 2013 08:33 PM (cePv8)
depends...how far you willing to go?
MRAPS can be popped fairly easily if you have access to either diesel fuel or tank munitions...
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 29, 2013 08:34 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2013 08:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Under conditions expected to be announced on Saturday, depositors in Bank of Cyprus will get shares in the bank worth 37.5 percent of their deposits over 100,000 euros, the source told Reuters, while the rest of their deposits may never be paid back.
http://tinyurl.com/btjh5br
This was the bank they claim to have saved, not Laikl which is already facing liquidation. Wanna guess what those shares will be worth come Monday morning?
Posted by: Methos at March 29, 2013 08:34 PM (hO9ad)
I know what needs to be done....
you remember in High School the little boxes with extinguishers that said "in case of fire break glass"?
yeah now imagine a journalist in the box and "break ass" as the punchline...
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2013 08:36 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Frod at March 29, 2013 08:37 PM (cvrr4)
All I have to say about that is You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet.
Imma just enjoy what time I have. Don't claim to be good at it, but here we are.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 08:37 PM (bxiXv)
Oh man I am so sorry....
harder than hell, but sadly too often the right thing to do.
Love him hard and tell him you'll see him soon....
I aim to run my Beaucanine into the ground when that day comes...
wonder if he can catch a comet....?
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:37 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 29, 2013 08:38 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:39 PM (sqp6o)
I didn't like that part of the book. Max Brooks just had to put in a 'the military is stoopid' bit with spectacular failure even though it is far from the first encounter. Such reliance on already failed doctrine on a massive scale just doesn't seem likely with today's forces.
I think the same scene could have been done a lot better if it featured a lot of new and improvised weapons being used to see what works when they had a large volume of test subjects available but get out of control when the testers get sloppy.
Posted by: epobirs at March 29, 2013 08:39 PM (kcfmt)
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1372530
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 08:41 PM (k9TQr)
I'll probably glean it to see if the lad can go to the film...
he gets bothered by too gory a portrayal of his 'cousins'....
The main thing to remember is that even without a normal pain response matrix structural tendonal and Ligamentary damage undermine the leverage integrity of the "human" body....
I can't see how that changes for the Walking Democrats
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:41 PM (LRFds)
Probably his last night. He's really struggling.
Tomorrow will likely be a hard day.
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 30, 2013 12:34 AM (zurJC)
Very sorry to hear. May he find comfort along the way because you're there.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 08:42 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2013 12:36 AM (xjpRj)
Chasm -- please confirm that we're on.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 08:43 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 29, 2013 08:43 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:43 PM (sqp6o)
That really sucks. Hope he goes peacefully.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2013 08:44 PM (CgcOa)
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 29, 2013 08:45 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2013 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 08:45 PM (vgd4f)
Ain't no drag race without nitrous & superchargers. Guns? Do you know where you are?
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 08:45 PM (ZdbBe)
and our (theoretical) Luap Nor Troll population is strangely unbothered by this charming display of "regulatory zeal"....
part of why I suspect Luap Nor was a plant.
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 29, 2013 08:46 PM (jucos)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:47 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 29, 2013 08:49 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: 'Ette in training at March 29, 2013 08:49 PM (zvxqj)
Posted by: Alfa3 at March 29, 2013 08:50 PM (W6wuT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 08:50 PM (vgd4f)
and they are very road bound in most tactical ways...
part of the entire stupidity of our attempt at a HOT WHEELZ! Army is the lack of Operational Mobility....
MRAPs ain't a panacea, and they protect against one IED solution better than Humvees by far and a bunch mostly better....
the wife had to clean out a MRAP just like the Humvees just not as many.
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:52 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:53 PM (sqp6o)
One of our guys wrecked one in MRAP Driver Training. Put it on its side and broke the front axle. He tried dodging an endangered turtle while going 30mph.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2013 08:53 PM (CgcOa)
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2013 08:53 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: 'Ette in training at March 29, 2013 08:54 PM (zvxqj)
The "Drowned in a Canal" MRAP story...
the Stryker has similar issues....
if one was facing a MRAP heavy force you'd want to use the hills IMHO.....
and try to have pre softened areas of terrain on a good 17 degree angle.....
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:54 PM (LRFds)
I used to live in Titusville. Other than the reek from the river it is not that bad. Stay away from Mims. Merrit Island and Cocoa are nice.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 29, 2013 08:54 PM (gh4OI)
all those dead dogs in Vietnam....
the horses in the Phillipines....
I couldn't do it man....
God bless you for being that tough and that ain't a backhanded compliment or snark.
The Dogs are so selfless....
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:56 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 08:56 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Richard Cheese at March 29, 2013 08:57 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 08:57 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: 'Ette in training at March 30, 2013 12:54 AM (zvxqj)
_____________________________________
Cunmin Wang... no, for real that's the guys name
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 29, 2013 08:57 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 08:57 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac 1 at March 29, 2013 08:58 PM (Zd/NW)
My last Chinese exchange student contact's name was Weichang Wang.....
we uh called him "Richard"....
God bless him.
Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 29, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds)
Was in a pet store. A dog was chasing a dog-toy ball. I caught it.
"Here you go! Can you catch it? Can you catch it?"
He caught it, and got some nice pats from me. Not that he cared...he caught it!
The owners were like, Thanks, now we gotta buy this dog toy
I was like, (shakes head) thank God you're Obama voters and won't reproduce.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2013 09:00 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: 'Ette in training at March 30, 2013 12:54 AM (zvxqj)
----------------------------------------------
That's pretty funny alright.....
Posted by: Richard Cheese at March 30, 2013 12:57 AM (jucos)
One of my favorites was when my dad had a major construction project. The landscape architect's name was Mr. Wong, and they had a shop on the premises doing street signs for the various parts of the project.....so the guys in the shop made one up for "Wong Way" and put it on a little cul-de-sac that was otherwise unnamed.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 09:01 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac 1 at March 29, 2013 09:02 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2013 09:02 PM (xjpRj)
A hand pump and a 5 gallon bucket will keep the toilet working too.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 29, 2013 09:03 PM (gh4OI)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 29, 2013 09:03 PM (zzeVM)
Don't forget the "Estate Tax". Pour your whole life into your company so that the government can take 55% of it when you die.
Heard some turd on NPR one day who said "We've decided you can make all you want but you can't take it with you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2013 09:05 PM (0dZJc)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 29, 2013 09:05 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: Sunny at March 29, 2013 09:06 PM (Xnxty)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 09:08 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 29, 2013 09:09 PM (gh4OI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:09 PM (vgd4f)
A hand pump and a 5 gallon bucket will keep the toilet working too.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2013 01:03 AM (gh4OI)
I grow water lilies in 110 gallon agricultural troughs....which can also be sources for water after an earthquake. I'd use it for flushing long before I boiled and drank any, but 110 gallons is 110 gallons. They're a source of mental comfort, living in an earthquake-prone area.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 09:09 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:13 PM (vgd4f)
http://tinyurl.com/cw2s3td
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 29, 2013 09:14 PM (k9TQr)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 29, 2013 09:14 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 09:15 PM (q7WBr)
Posted by: alex® at March 29, 2013 09:16 PM (q7WBr)
Posted by: Icedog at March 29, 2013 09:16 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 09:17 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 09:17 PM (sqp6o)
http://tinyurl.com/cw2s3td
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2013 01:14 AM (k9TQr)
Let's see, the MSM is antisemitic, anti-capitalist, has contempt for anyone that believes its bullshit, is anti-Catholic, and gives tongue-baths to Marxists, Islamists, mass-murderers, control freaks, and race-baiters. Their continued existence is like a cinderblock, floating in air....."how the hell does that work?"
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 09:21 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2013 09:21 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:22 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 09:25 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 29, 2013 09:26 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:27 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 30, 2013 01:26 AM (QTHTd)
OK, fine -- anti-jew, anti-Israeli....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 09:29 PM (kaalw)
Still holds up.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 30, 2013 01:24 AM (QTHTd)
It is a rare instance of Hollywood tripping over itself and accidentally making a good movie.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 29, 2013 09:29 PM (vfB2N)
Parker (and Stone) thought that it was for political reasons. I have the uncut version at home and... I gotta agree with Parker-Stone. If "Splice" can slip by with an R then "Orgazmo" is almost PG-13.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 29, 2013 09:31 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 30, 2013 01:31 AM (kLZ5n)
no chew as it's not big enough to really chew. Just kinda gum it and wash it down with the wine
Posted by: The Dude at March 29, 2013 09:33 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:33 PM (vgd4f)
http://tinyurl.com/cf9dlxh
The fuck..... Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 01:25 AM
What is it about leftists and their little dicks that they don't understand that the white man knows how to fucking make war.
Posted by: Berserker at March 29, 2013 09:33 PM (FMbng)
"I Went To Sleep Friday A Rich Man, I Woke Up Poor"
http://tinyurl.com/c49lxho
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 09:33 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 09:35 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 29, 2013 09:36 PM (DBH1h)
Skinning us for our leather should still be okay though
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 29, 2013 09:36 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:38 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 09:40 PM (TvO05)
Am I a bad person now?
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 09:42 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 29, 2013 09:42 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:44 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 09:46 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 29, 2013 09:46 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2013 09:49 PM (6noA3)
98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 01:25 AM
Might be a move on his part to start a war just to lose it and get US assistance to rebuild the country.
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 29, 2013 09:49 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 09:50 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 29, 2013 09:51 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2013 01:33 AM (vJdyz)
How does one gum it down when one still has all of his teeth?
Didn't realize you were so old! = P
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 29, 2013 09:52 PM (kLZ5n)
one moral of "Eli": don't eat too many hobos, or you'll get kuru and your hands will shake.
kuru is found only in the brain ...
At least you'll die with a smile on your face.
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 29, 2013 09:52 PM (+9AX9)
Well maybe the moral of kuru is more important anyway
Posted by: Ray Sist, Fuck-fuck-fuckityfuck at March 29, 2013 09:52 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 09:53 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 09:53 PM (rN/kR)
The only places on the West Coast that might need to worry about him are the Chinese buffets in San Jose
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 29, 2013 09:54 PM (QTHTd)
Big Government: An Unnecessary Evil That Should Be Abolished
http://tinyurl.com/csc7ny4
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2013 09:54 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 29, 2013 09:55 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 29, 2013 09:55 PM (rN/kR)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at March 29, 2013 09:58 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: RWC at March 29, 2013 09:58 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 10:00 PM (bxiXv)
Having mom find it later wasn't fun.
Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 01:58 AM (sqp6o)
ROFL. Is that as a Catholic?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 29, 2013 10:01 PM (kLZ5n)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 29, 2013 10:02 PM (vgd4f)
The only places on the West Coast that might need to worry about him are the Chinese buffets in San Jose
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 30, 2013 01:54 AM (QTHTd)
Hey, wait a second.....I'm just west of San Jose.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2013 10:03 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 29, 2013 10:04 PM (un8zR)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:05 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 10:07 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:07 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:08 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at March 29, 2013 10:10 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2013 02:00 AM (bxiXv)
Cogent point. Could be said about almost everything nowadaze.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 29, 2013 10:10 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 10:16 PM (bxiXv)
Great topic for Wrestlemania (superscripted tm, still looking for a way to do that I'll figure it out soon), but how do you sell it to law students and shit?
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 10:17 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:17 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2013 10:17 PM (6noA3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 29, 2013 10:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 29, 2013 10:19 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:19 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 10:19 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:22 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 30, 2013 02:04 AM (un8zR)
Yeah I forgot who was president.
I was thinking though it wouldn't be like the shit we have been doing lately, mostly because an actual attack on us by an actual defined country in an actual defined uniform would pretty much assure that the gloves would come off and we would go wwII style. Like I said though, I forgot for a sec who was president.
Posted by: Berserker at March 29, 2013 10:24 PM (FMbng)
Hey, wait a second.....I'm just west of San Jose.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2013 02:03 AM (kaalw)
I'm *in* San Jose. D:
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 29, 2013 10:25 PM (kLZ5n)
Posted by: Bowl of Petunias at March 29, 2013 10:26 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:26 PM (TvO05)
Sushi Palace??
Tokyo Express???
Asian Fusion and Sake Bar????
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 30, 2013 02:07 AM
What about Shitty Wok? Screw those Japanyese praces... They're laycist!
Posted by: tong lu kim at March 29, 2013 10:27 PM (yBF/9)
I think you should use more acronyms so you look really cool. And ban more proxy servers. What a neanderthal jerk.
Posted by: B3847W at March 29, 2013 10:28 PM (6FGVd)
Posted by: The Poliltical Hat at March 29, 2013 10:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:29 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:35 PM (TvO05)
Didn't realize you were so old! = P
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 30, 2013 01:52 AM (kLZ5n)
use your saliva till you get to the wine
Posted by: The Dude at March 29, 2013 10:35 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will not likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 10:39 PM (ZdbBe)
If you could just bottle that, you'd be a wealthy, wealthy man ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 30, 2013 02:26 AM
Hell yeah, I would finally get my private island and my pirate ship with the deck jacuzzi for picking up my mail.
Posted by: Berserker at March 29, 2013 10:40 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 10:52 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 30, 2013 02:52 AM
yeah except my ship wouldn't be playing gay tropical music, it would be a ship of Metal. \mm/
Posted by: Berserker at March 29, 2013 11:10 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 11:18 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at March 29, 2013 11:19 PM (TvO05)
lol! Good one.Posted by: Serious Cat at March 29, 2013 11:20 PM (UOjzE)
Please stop pretending you like music.
No serious person with ears that can hear will ever believe you.
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 11:24 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 11:30 PM (ZdbBe)
Posted by: Ray Sist, who will likely blow up like Gary Oldman any minute now Serious, You Guys!11 at March 29, 2013 11:50 PM (ZdbBe)
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