March 10, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (3-10-2013)
— Maetenloch

Still Got It

Ted Gundy was a US Army sniper during WWII. Two years ago at age 84 during a visit to Ft. Benning he was awarded a 'black hat' by the U.S. Army Marksmanship Unit.

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They also gave him a chance to shoot a 1903 Springfield A4 similar to the one he used during the war as well as a modern sniper rifle at the base's range. And he showed that he's still got it when it comes to shooting.

Ted Gundy, an 86-year-old World Wat [sic] II sniper, was awarded the "black hat," one of the highest awards of the marksmanship unit, during his visit to Ft. Benning, Ga. He got a few other surprises along the way.

He was presented with an exact replica of the rifle he used during the Battles of the Buldge [sic] and Bastogne, a 1903 Springfield A4 sniper rifle. It must have seemed like old home week as he hit the target - three hits for three shots - at three hundred yards - three football fields.

He was then given the opportunity to try modern equipment on a target 1,000 yards away. The Remington 700 is, according to the video, "one of the most accurate rifles in the world."

At 1,000 yards, for every mile per hour of crosswind, the bullet moves 10 inches. Just like with the WWII-era Springfield at 300 yards, Gundy hit three for three with the Remington at 1,000.

You do not want Ted Gundy ever coming after you.

Yes, Labels!

Cliff Asness points out the vacuousness and danger of the No Labels movement. Even the  policy questions they claim to want to resolve are ill-posed and asking for a statist answer.

Let's next consider the specific action items on the front page of your website under the exuberant title "Make America Work!" as they are instructive:

1.    Tell us the full truth
2.    Govern for the future
3.    Put the country first
4.    Be responsible
5.    Work together
6.    It's nice to be nice to the nice

These all sound very sweet, as platitudes usually do. Perhaps somewhere, someone hiding in a cave disagrees with your list, but you will be hard-pressed to locate this Neanderthal. This agreement is, of course, meaningless, because your nostrums require specifics to have any content.

While these are nice things to teach children, they don't lead to any actionable items.
...By the way, I made up number 6 above. I think Frank Burns said it on "M*A*S*H," but it did kind of fit, no?

Your approach is the pleasant "feel good about yourself" path that solves little, or worse causes harm, but lets you crow about your accomplishments and superiority. You label yourselves "No Labels" and "problem solvers" (I'll leave it to Bertrand Russell to decide whether "No Labels" is actually a label). Again, we don't need to solve problems like they are just complex engineering puzzles, or worse, childish disagreements where the answer is usually to give each whining brat half. Real life problems are more Solomon-like and your approach leads to a lot of split babies. Rather, we need to debate the issues of right and wrong and how a free society is supposed to function. One side has to win this debate on the merits. If my side loses, I fear the country will ultimately be subject to decline (for rich and poor alike) and tyranny, but at least I will have been defeated on the field of intellectual battle, not in the swamp of compromise you propose we bathe in.

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Who Andrew Breitbart Was

Here Stacy McCain reminisces about Andrew a year after his death and looks at what made him special.

It's important to remember, I think, that Breitbart was a self-professed "news addict" - not a politics addict or still less a Republican Party addict, which is what his enemies would very much love to demonize him as having been.

Any intelligent "news addict" (and Breitbart was extraordinarily intelligent) who approaches the business from an outsider's perspective cannot help but observe the herd instinct of the media, and resent it: "Hey, look, big media - over here! There's an interesting story you missed because it doesn't fit your prefabricated template!"
Like Andrew said at CPAC last year, "If you're not in that bunker because you're not satisfied with a certain candidate, more than shame on you! You're on the other side!"

This is a point that I've certainly come to appreciate - and I think all of us should appreciate more - in the past year. During the long primary campaign, some conservatives got so into the "Anybody But Mitt" mindset that they simply couldn't let it go. In the four months since Election Day, there has been an endless round of finger-pointing and told-ya-so's that haven't done anything useful toward organizing victory or, at least, staunching the bleeding.

So, yeah - get in the fight, or you're on the other side.

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No One Knows How to Make a Can of Coke

If you're familiar with the famous essay, I, Pencil, then it's even more true for a can of Coke:

A much smaller proportion of the syrup is flavors. These include vanilla, which is the fruit of a Mexican orchid that has been dried and cured for around three months; cinnamon, the inner bark of a Sri Lankan tree; coca-leaf which comes from South America and is processed in a unique US government authorized factory in New Jersey to remove its addictive stimulant cocaine; and kola nut, a red nut found on a tree which grows in the African Rain Forest (this may be the origin of Coca-Cola's distinctive red logo).

...The finished product is transported by road to a distribution center and then to my local Vons. This tool chain, which spans bauxite bulldozers, refrigerators, urethane, bacteria and cocaine, produces 70 million cans of Coca-Cola each day, one of which can be purchased for about two quarters on most street corners, and each of which contains far more than something to drink. Like every other tool, a can of Coke is a product of our world entire and contains inventions that trace all the way back to the origins of our species.

The number of individuals who know how to make a can of Coke is zero. The number of individual nations that could produce a can of Coke is zero. This famously American product is not American at all.

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So What's Really in an Airport X-Ray Machine

You see x-ray machines every time you fly yet almost no one knows exactly how they operate. Well here an engineer got a hold of a surplus one and proceeds to tear it down. He even hacked his way into the software and got it operating again.

Parts 2 and 3 are here and here.

The Wages of Beer

In the time it took to read and understand this ONT you just earned yourself another beer.

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Companies to Work For: Advance Medical has Beer Cart Fridays

Employees at a Florida health care company are allowed to drink on the company's tab, on company time, thanks to a perk known as "Beer Cart Fridays."

Advance Medical CEO Jennifer Fuicelli told the Daytona Beach News-Journal (http://bit.ly/YGXRb2) she's been rolling out the beer cart for two years as part of an "unorthodox corporate culture" that rewards employees for hard work.

She says the company began in 2005 with four employees and now has 350 workers in two locations -- Port Orange, Fla., and Broomfield, Colo.

The company also hosts costume days for Halloween, barbecues on the clock and a birthday "get out of jail free" card, which can be used for a paid day off.

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Kate Upton's Doppelganger

They say everyone has a identical match or two somewhere in the world and that goes for super-models as well.

In this case it's Ania from Russia who can does a pretty good Kate Upton.

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Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [481 comments] 'Vic' [67.52 posts/day]
2 [454 comments] 'MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit </i></u></b>'
3 [443 comments] 'sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher'
4 [439 comments] 'Jones in CO'
5 [438 comments] 'Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith</i></b></s>'
6 [399 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
7 [395 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
8 [293 comments] 'toby928? for TB'
9 [270 comments] 'Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual'
10 [264 comments] 'beach'
Honorable Mention:
15 [234 comments] 'ace'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [84 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy' [11.79 unique names/day]
2 [73 names] 'The Political Hat'
3 [58 names] 'beach'
4 [55 names] 'Low Information Voter'
5 [52 names] 'kbdabear'
6 [44 names] 'andycanuck'
7 [34 names] 'Dang'
8 [29 names] 'Methos'
9 [25 names] 'fluffy'
10 [24 names] 'Oberlin  College'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

Tonight's post brought to you by the legendary Annie Oakley:

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1 Well, finally.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

2 Don't expect me to read the post

Posted by: Tmitsss at March 10, 2013 06:34 PM (hRoUw)

3 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news http://politicalhat.com/?p=1676

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)

4 I love Annie Oakley. I would totally have had a crush on her if I had been born about 80 years earlier. She was just five feet tall, too.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

5 Ah, there it is...

Posted by: Pope Cavil I, Cylon Catholic Church at March 10, 2013 06:36 PM (mbxHg)

6 So, yeah - get in the fight, or you're on the other side. A certain cob would do well to take this to heart.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

7 You do not want Ted Gundy ever coming after you. You'd never see him.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

8 Ted's ok against paper targets. How's Ted Gundy against the new Imperial drones?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2013 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

9 Annie Oakley took an ax.........

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 06:39 PM (jucos)

10 You know who didn't invent Coke? Muslims.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 10, 2013 06:40 PM (hfvAj)

11 Congratulations on not being first, sven.

Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2013 06:40 PM (hO9ad)

12 Never mind.... it's Lizzy Borden that took an ax.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 06:40 PM (jucos)

13 #7 for slogans for No Labels should've been Yes, We Can! What a transparent operation and joke

Posted by: L, elle at March 10, 2013 06:40 PM (0PiQ4)

14 Having a job really cuts into HQ time. Maybe that's a good thing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 06:41 PM (jucos)

15 The company also hosts costume days for Halloween


I'd get in soooo much trouble.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 06:41 PM (doBIb)

16 On the other hand, Muslims can take credit for a huge boom in baggage x-ray scanner sales, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 10, 2013 06:41 PM (hfvAj)

17 3 for 3, no warmup.  Didn't need to dial it in.  Wow.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 10, 2013 06:42 PM (Iyg03)

18 which sounds more lethal? weapon or bioweapon

Posted by: soothsayer at March 10, 2013 06:42 PM (GcwH1)

19

Mr. Gundy was accompanied by his 60 and 55 year old virginal daughters.

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 06:43 PM (3D74W)

20 Getting better, only #7.  And who buried Sven's computer or broke his hands?

Hey CoolCzech, think Ania is looking for you.

As for Ted, why am I reminded of that Russian sniper Gogol in 'The Bear and the Dragon.'  Ted is one guy you never want to mess with.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 06:43 PM (pF2g8)

21 Annie used to shoot cigarettes out of her husband's mouth. I guess she was anti-smoking before it was cool.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

22 "No Labels" was never anything but the left trying to claim the middle ground *again*. And move it to the left. Like the "civility ploy," it's a lie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

23

I'd get in soooo much trouble.


Yeah, you'd find an excuse to post pictures of your hot wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 06:44 PM (3D74W)

24 The Wages of Beer In the time it took to read and understand this chart you just earned yourself another beer. To be fair, one of the reasons it takes so few hours to buy a beer in the U.S. is because most of the beer sold is a few brands made from watered down piss...

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at March 10, 2013 06:44 PM (Vk2pI)

25 I guess she was anti-smoking before it was cool. Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 10:43 PM (sdi6R) ---------------------------------------------------------- I think Annie Oakley smoked a pipe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 06:44 PM (jucos)

26 I was Annie Oakley in my kindergarten circus program.  I think I got the role because I was the only girl with a complete cowgirl costume. 

I did fake trick shooting with sounds made by the teachers off-stage, by banging two of those large wooden construction blocks together.

The Annie Oakley TV series was real big at the time (1950's) so that explains why she was a character in what was otherwise a program full of clowns, elephants (cardboard costumes) and acrobats (kids doing somersaults).

You youngsters missed a LOT because you were born too late.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 10, 2013 06:44 PM (GoIUi)

27 EC you know company costume days can be pretty lame.  Unless someone dresses as Xena.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 06:44 PM (pF2g8)

28 Intrade has Intrade up by 20 points!

Posted by: In Before the Troll at March 10, 2013 06:45 PM (mCvL4)

29 >>>21 Annie used to shoot cigarettes out of her husband's mouth. I guess she was anti-smoking before it was cool. Reportedly, her husband's dick was larger than a cigarette, which may have accounted for his remarkable record of marital fidelity.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 10, 2013 06:45 PM (hfvAj)

30 I remember reading an article from a few years ago which argued that the three-martini lunch actually benefited American business because bosses were too drunk in the afternoon to bother the people who actually did the important work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 06:45 PM (3D74W)

31 Good evening. The Escapist makes me feel like it's almost okay to be a huge nerd. http://tinyurl.com/6azou3h

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2013 06:46 PM (LUnTP)

32 That's a very flattering picture of Miss Oakley; it absolutely cannot be from the Library of Congress.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 06:46 PM (I88Jc)

33 I wonder if I can convince the Ania from Russia that I'm really a French model

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 06:46 PM (mCvL4)

34 I wonder if I can convince the Ania from Russia that I'm really a French model *** If she reads it on the internetz, it has to be true.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2013 06:47 PM (piMMO)

35 33 I wonder if I can convince the Ania from Russia that I'm really a French model Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 10:46 PM (mCvL4) Just try not bathing for a week.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

36 "Bonjour" said in a New Yawk accent....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 06:48 PM (pF2g8)

37 The No Labels guys had this great idea that Congresspersons would wear orange lapel pins that would brand them as "Problem Solvers." How's that working for you? The NYT even had an article about the first meeting of the "Problem Solvers" that pointed out the folly. They had a meeting, and they couldn't identify anything they could work together and solve. This stuff is just more fundamental political unseriousness. The kind of eyewash that makes white women feel good about how things are going. But doesn't actually seem to, you know, work. It is is rhetorical play masquerading as politics.

Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2013 06:48 PM (/1U3u)

38 Yeah, you'd find an excuse to post pictures of your hot wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 10:44 PM (3D74W)



Funny thing, she and I both work for the same company!  And you're damn right, I'd be cajoling her to break out the costumes once a year.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 06:48 PM (doBIb)

39 EC you know company costume days can be pretty lame. Unless someone dresses as Xena.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 10:44 PM (pF2g



Someone at work once dressed up as Shrek on Halloween.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 06:49 PM (doBIb)

40 So vikings embody the valor of the average muzzie.

Kind of an unpleasant turn to the show.

Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2013 06:50 PM (hO9ad)

41

I wonder if I can convince the Ania from Russia that I'm really a French model


You don't need to do that; you just need to convince her that you can get her a green card.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 06:50 PM (3D74W)

42 Years ago, I saw a PBS documentary about Annie Oakley. The narrator read an excerpt from a newspaper article she wrote entitled "Why Women Should Shoot". I've tried and tried to find the article online, but no luck.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

43 Re:  Ania...

I'll need to see some more pics to determine if she really does do a "good" impression of Kate Upton.  There are varying levels of "good" you see, and I need to know just how "good" she is.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 06:51 PM (doBIb)

44

Funny thing, she and I both work for the same company! And you're damn right, I'd be cajoling her to break out the costumes once a year.


BTW, how was the graduation?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 06:51 PM (3D74W)

45 BTW, how was the graduation?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 10:51 PM (3D74W)



It was awesome!  If everything goes according to plan, you may see something tomorrow morning here on the blog.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 06:52 PM (doBIb)

46 i got nothing. with no labels. whats that worth?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 10, 2013 06:52 PM (wR+pz)

47 26 I was Annie Oakley in my kindergarten circus program. I think I got the role because I was the only girl with a complete cowgirl costume.

I did fake trick shooting with sounds made by the teachers off-stage, by banging two of those large wooden construction blocks together.

The Annie Oakley TV series was real big at the time (1950's) so that explains why she was a character in what was otherwise a program full of clowns, elephants (cardboard costumes) and acrobats (kids doing somersaults).

You youngsters missed a LOT because you were born too late.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 10, 2013 10:44 PM (GoIUi)


Pics of the Cowgirl outfit?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 10, 2013 06:52 PM (Zd/NW)

48 which sounds more lethal?

weapon

or bioweapon


Assault Bioweapon Mark III

Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2013 06:53 PM (hO9ad)

49 Even if we did reach a 50/50 compromise with the Democrats, it's still a win for the Left. Even if if we compromised 99/01 in our favor, it's still a win a Left! No way, you say! Yes way, I say. But how is that possible, soothie? I'm gonna let you guys figure it out on your own. Hint: Imagine a compromise between the Israelis and Palestinians in which the Palestinians want all Israelis pushed into the sea, and the Israelis want no Israelis pushed into the sea to. Who comes out ahead in that compromise?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 10, 2013 06:54 PM (yhYn1)

50 Think of your average politician, and then realize that 50% of the other politicians are stupider than him/her. We are being ruled by fools. I hope that the crash is swift and that there are pieces to pick up when it is over.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 06:54 PM (jucos)

51 I just wanted to thank everyone for the well-wishes and support last night. Today wasn't quite as hard, though I still cried some.

A very nice elderly Jewish lady I've been talking to in my apartment's dog park for the last few months let me go shopping with her for a few hours today. It was just good to get out of the apartment for a while, and she was very kind to me.

Posted by: rfichoke at March 10, 2013 06:55 PM (CcIvJ)

52 11 Methos, Being on call doew wonders...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 10, 2013 06:55 PM (ZIHT5)

53 Think of your average politician, and then realize that 50% 100% of the other politicians are stupider than him/her.



FIFY

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 06:55 PM (doBIb)

54 ...By the way, I made up number 6 above. I think Frank Burns said it on "M*A*S*H," but it did kind of fit, no?

Larry Linville (who played Burns in the series) was a fantastic actor. It's too bad he never found that really huge breakout role. He was basically the Brian Cranston of the 1970s.

Linville made plenty of money on M*A*S*H, but from what I've read, got sick of playing the "heavy" as well as always being the second banana, and stuck in a character that never grew like other series characters did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 06:55 PM (7B7jB)

55 Annie's real name was Phoebe

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 06:56 PM (8sCoq)

56 Sooth, you're going Bob Dole. Stop addressing yourself in your posts.

Posted by: L, elle at March 10, 2013 06:56 PM (0PiQ4)

57 I love how the "No Labels" party has the same "Forward" slogan as MSNBC and Obama, but I'm sure that Bloomberg doesn't want to be co-opted by the left.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 10, 2013 06:56 PM (Zd/NW)

58 I'll need to see some more pics to determine if she really does do a "good" impression of Kate Upton. There are varying levels of "good" you see, and I need to know just how "good" she is.
Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 10:51 PM

The link leads to her Twitter page, lots of other pics

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 06:57 PM (mCvL4)

59

The No Labels guys had this great idea that Congresspersons would wear orange lapel pins that would brand them as "Problem Solvers." 

 

 

 

 

How about "Hall Monitors"?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 10, 2013 06:57 PM (DoZD+)

60 But... "No Labels" is their label

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 06:57 PM (8sCoq)

61 A very nice elderly Jewish lady I've been talking to in my apartment's dog park for the last few months let me go shopping with her for a few hours today. It was just good to get out of the apartment for a while, and she was very kind to me. Posted by: rfichoke at March 10, 2013 10:55 PM (CcIvJ) I'm glad you have Real Life Support. We can only do so much through a tiny screen. But we will help, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 06:58 PM (bxiXv)

62 No Labels ..

Isn't that Scarborough, Frum, and Meggie Mac's version of "Superfriends" ?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 06:58 PM (mCvL4)

63

Phoebe Ann Moses aka Annie Oakley took her famous name from the Oakley Gun Club in Oakley Ohio, which is now part of Cincinnati.  Little Sure Shot learned her craft shooting squirrels and rabbits to feed her family North of where I live.  She spent some time being essentially an indentured servant..  I have been to her grave in a delapidated cemetary outside Greenville, Ohio.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2013 06:58 PM (JKNDp)

64 I'd love to nip on Ashley Judd's tutti-frutti.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 10, 2013 06:58 PM (0CTxy)

65 I mean, there's a place off I-70 in w CO called "No Name". That's a name.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 06:59 PM (8sCoq)

66 See, I think we should just have Congress pass a bill called "The Problem Solved Act," and just declare problems solved. Easier even than creating a commission.

Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2013 06:59 PM (/1U3u)

67 I mean, there's a place off I-70 in w CO called "No Name". That's a name. Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 10:59 PM (8sCoq) ------------------------------------------------------------ Nowhere is a place too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 06:59 PM (jucos)

68 64 I'd love to nip on Ashley Judd's tutti-frutti.

RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's oh-so-sensitive and enlightened self at March 10, 2013 06:59 PM (7B7jB)

69 Great ONT. Plenty O Goodies

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 10, 2013 07:00 PM (n8LUb)

70 Oh how the hell ironic is it that No Labels think they need wear orange lapel pins as labels to identify themselves

Posted by: L, elle at March 10, 2013 07:00 PM (0PiQ4)

71

...By the way, I made up number 6 above. I think Frank Burns said it on "M*A*S*H," but it did kind of fit, no?

Larry Linville (who played Burns in the series) was a fantastic actor. It's too bad he never found that really huge breakout role. He was basically the Brian Cranston of the 1970s.

Linville made plenty of money on M*A*S*H, but from what I've read, got sick of playing the "heavy" as well as always being the second banana, and stuck in a character that never grew like other series characters did.

 

 

Eh, that was to his credit.  The other characters "grew" into whiney, preachey liberal harpies.  Linville was pure entertainment.  Frank Burns remains my favorite M*A*S*H character.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 10, 2013 07:00 PM (DoZD+)

72 Are you going to Scarborough's Fair? With Rosemary's Baby, Ashley's puffy puss, and there's no wine.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 07:01 PM (I88Jc)

73

Only Americans need work less for their ale.

 

God Bless America!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 10, 2013 07:01 PM (vgd4f)

74 >Nowhere is a place too. I have camped smack in the middle of it many times. Such peace and quiet.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

75 I was reading a book the other day, about the Eiffel Tower and the Paris Exposition of 1889, and it gave a lot of space to Annie Oakley. She had an extremely horrible childhood -- her parents couldn't support her so she was fostered out to another family who basically treated her as a slave (and may have sexually abused her). One wonders if her foster parents ever worried, later in life, about having been cruel to a girl who became one of the best rifle shots in the world.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 10, 2013 07:01 PM (p7Am8)

76

Beer is more expensive in Canada than the US because it is heavily taxed to support their national health care single payer system.

 

Coming to another country near you real soon.  Forget about stockpiling ammunition.  Start to stockpile beer before it's too  late.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 10, 2013 07:01 PM (Md8Uo)

77 The link leads to her Twitter page, lots of other pics


No wet t-shirt pics with nipples poking through! 

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:02 PM (doBIb)

78 50 Think of your average politician, and then realize that 50% of the other politicians are stupider than him/her. We are being ruled by fools. I hope that the crash is swift and that there are pieces to pick up when it is over.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 10, 2013 10:54 PM (jucos)


I think maybe one or two politicians skew the average way up. Average is probably around "Maxine Waters" level.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 10, 2013 07:02 PM (Zd/NW)

79 Aloha.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:02 PM (kaalw)

80 No wet t-shirt pics with nipples poking through! Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 11:02 PM (doBIb) I've never seen a pic of Kate Upton with her tongue in another girls mouth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

81 No Labels, wingnuts. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 10, 2013 07:03 PM (C3R9m)

82 katya: he added to the show, no question. It just would have been nice if the writers, stars and producers could have let his character have a big more dignity.

Although I've no way of proving it, I've often wondered if there were some closet conservatives on the M*A*S*H writing staff near the end of the show's run. My proof is how the Burns replacement character, Charles Emerson Winchester III, was portrayed (by David Ogden Stiers). The character started off too much like Burns-- as a jerk and something of a pompous windbag-- but over time was fleshed out and revealed to have quite high standards as a doctor and a person, as well as someone who "underneath it all" had core principles and compassion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:04 PM (7B7jB)

83 Daniel Drezner ‏@dandrezner

Ashley Judd has "key advisers"? RT @politicalwire Ashley Judd tells key advisers she's going to run for KY-Sen seat held by Mitch McConnell



Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 07:05 PM (mCvL4)

84 My proof is how the Burns replacement character, Charles Emerson Winchester III, was portrayed (by David Ogden Stiers).


He was supposed to be the "Mitt Romney" character.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:06 PM (doBIb)

85 I have key advisers. But they kind of suck.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 07:06 PM (bxiXv)

86 Cthulhu!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:06 PM (pF2g8)

87 63 Phoebe Ann Moses aka Annie Oakley took her famous name from the Oakley Gun Club in Oakley Ohio, which is now part of Cincinnati. Little Sure Shot learned her craft shooting squirrels and rabbits to feed her family North of where I live. She spent some time being essentially an indentured servant.. I have been to her grave in a delapidated cemetary outside Greenville, Ohio. Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2013 10:58 PM (JKNDp) That's cool. I'm from Cincinnati, but my family moved away when I was 8.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

88 83 Daniel Drezner ‏@dandrezner

Ashley Judd has "key advisers"? RT @politicalwire Ashley Judd tells key advisers she's going to run for KY-Sen seat held by Mitch McConnell



Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 11:05 PM

Meet Ashley Judd's "Key Advisor"

pic.twitter.com/huszXF9RVL

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 07:06 PM (mCvL4)

89 big more dignity? bit more dignity, was what I was trying to say re Frank Burns/Larry Linville.

The ONE time his character was granted any dignity was, I believe, Burns'/Linsville's final appearance on the show when, as Hot Lips' helicopter was taking off for her honeymoon with Donald Penobscott, and Hawkeye/BJ were stumbling off making jokes, Frank/Larry stood there and got to say "Goodbye, Margaret." Fade to black, end of episode.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:06 PM (7B7jB)

90

Wayne Rogers, who played Trapper John early on in the series "MASH" is usually not part of any of the reunion tripe that occassionally breaks out for the series.

 

Wayne shows up on Fox Business on Saturdays from time to time, and is a pretty sharp capitalist roadie investor now,  and is probably shunned by the Alan Alda clique.

 

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 10, 2013 07:07 PM (Md8Uo)

91 Here is a vehicle you should never lose track of, even under a good dusting of snow.

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1442585

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:08 PM (pF2g8)

92 Ashley Judd has "key advisers"? RT @politicalwire Ashley Judd tells key advisers she's going to run for KY-Sen seat held by Mitch McConnell

I have two key advisors.

Donald and Goofy.

Posted by: Sora at March 10, 2013 07:08 PM (hO9ad)

93 So does Ms. Judd with the jugs have any residency in the state where she wants to run for the Senate?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:10 PM (pF2g8)

94 My proof is how the Burns replacement character, Charles Emerson Winchester III, was portrayed (by David Ogden Stiers). He was supposed to be the "Mitt Romney" character. Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 11:06 PM (doBIb) He tried to steal the nurses tampons?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 07:10 PM (Vk2pI)

95 '42 Years ago, I saw a PBS documentary about Annie Oakley. The narrator read an excerpt from a newspaper article she wrote entitled "Why Women Should Shoot". Posted by: rickl' I read an article about her somewhere that said that especially later in life she was a huge advocate of arming women.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2013 07:10 PM (vHU8p)

96 qdpsteve, that may have been a homage to the original MASH and Lt. Dish as she rode off in a helicopter after saving the life of Jawbreaker, the Dentist, after his suicide attempt via the Black Pill (to "cure" his gayness).

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 10, 2013 07:10 PM (0CTxy)

97 C.J. Burch: well, from what I've actually read, the writer of the original M*A*S*H book that became the 1970 movie, Richard Hooker, was a Republican.

Hooker learned later (at the start of the series), once the liberal storylines had begun, that by signing his characters away for the royalties, he had signed away any say over their personalities and politics as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:11 PM (7B7jB)

98 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2013 07:11 PM (JMmQ9)

99

Ashley Judd's Senate campaign in Kentucky is a place where Democrat dollars will go to die.

 

Kentuckians are too proud, hard headed and practical to be seduced by that carpet bagging wench.  This should be pretty funny to watch.  I bet she has a nervous breakdown before it's all over.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 10, 2013 07:11 PM (Md8Uo)

100 58 I'll need to see some more pics to determine if she
really does do a "good" impression of Kate Upton. There are varying
levels of "good" you see, and I need to know just how "good" she is.


Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 10:51 PM

The link leads to her Twitter page, lots of other pics

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 10:57 PM (mCvL4)



Really needs video to be convincing.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:11 PM (kaalw)

101 >So does Ms. Judd with the jugs have any residency in the state where she wants to run for the Senate? She lives in Tennessee at the moment, but is packing her carpet bags soon

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:12 PM (8sCoq)

102 Herbert: and then there was the episode with the volcano...

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:12 PM (7B7jB)

103 "On tonight's episode of Soap..."

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 07:13 PM (I88Jc)

104 The narrator read an excerpt from a newspaper article she wrote entitled "Why Women Should Shoot".
***
I think you'll need to go to a physical library - but I did find what paper it was in:

New York Sun June 3 1894

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:13 PM (zPVBH)

105 > This should be pretty funny to watch. I bet she has a nervous breakdown before it's all over. I predict she won't survive the primary. You can say you read it here first and that you knew me back when.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:13 PM (8sCoq)

106 Maybe 25 - 30 years ago the then-socialist Indian gummint demanded that IBM, CocaCola and other big names deposit their corporate trade secrets with the "authorities" for safe keeping, as a condition of doing business.

These companies, knowing what a cesspool of corruption India was, declined, folded their tents, and left the country.

Thus, IBM became IDM, which carried on the company's business , but now Indian-owned.  (I used to do business with them.)

CocaCola resisted and folded up shop there , but an Indian  Coke, " Campa Cola", took over.  To me it tasted a lot like the original, except for an extra dose of cardomom, a spice often used in Indian cooking.  

When I drink Coke today I can now taste cardomom.

Next time you use cardomom in a recipe...have a Coke.

You'll taste it too.


Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at March 10, 2013 07:14 PM (WGOcs)

107 86 Cthulhu!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:06 PM (pF2g



AP!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:14 PM (kaalw)

108 Oh cool, Mel Brooks is thinking of making a pizza related slasher movie with Cary Elwes.

http://tinyurl.com/ccqgdwo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:15 PM (pF2g8)

109 Morgan Freeman will play Ashley's campaign advisor and Brian Dennehy has signed on to play Kentucky and Tennesee.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2013 07:15 PM (64rcm)

110 I admit to having a pretty bad Diet Coke habit.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:15 PM (8sCoq)

111 Congratulations to Team USA for their win today over Canada. A really good game (for a change in baseball) that went down to literally the last at bat but I am disappointed the game didn't end with both teams beating up the Mexican team.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 07:15 PM (ORGYc)

112

qdpsteve @  97

 

Yeah, I read the original book years ago when I was a teenager.  The author mocked the series and said that he liked to kick liberal's asses for fun.

 

Another liberal story inversion.  Robert Altman's movie did the original inversion of the story, and the TV series was a spin-off of that.

 

It's like "Goodmorning Viet Nam".  Adrian Kronauer was nothing at all like the Robin Williams character.  Twist the story around to suit the narrative.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 10, 2013 07:16 PM (Md8Uo)

113 Ashley Judd's Key Advisor: "All Signs Point to Yes"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 07:16 PM (mCvL4)

114 83 Daniel Drezner ‏@dandrezner

Ashley Judd has "key advisers"? RT @politicalwire Ashley Judd tells key advisers she's going to run for KY-Sen seat held by Mitch McConnell



Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 11:05 PM (mCvL4)


So "cats and dildos" are now referred to as "key advisers"?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at March 10, 2013 07:16 PM (Zd/NW)

115 95 '42 Years ago, I saw a PBS documentary about Annie Oakley. The narrator read an excerpt from a newspaper article she wrote entitled "Why Women Should Shoot". Posted by: rickl' I read an article about her somewhere that said that especially later in life she was a huge advocate of arming women. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2013 11:10 PM (vHU8p) Yeah, that's what I meant. I really wish I could find her original article. I guess it's never been digitized and put online. Maybe it's sitting in a dusty newspaper archive or library microfiche somewhere. I'm sure the PBS documentary is available, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

116 Ashley Judd's Key Advisor: "Reply hazy, try again"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 07:16 PM (mCvL4)

117

The real Annie Oakley was prettier than Betty Hutton and Ethel Merman.  She could shoot but could she belt out a showstopper?

Posted by: In the immortal words of A.O. folks are dumb where I come from... at March 10, 2013 07:17 PM (qKpun)

118 Ashley Judd's Key Advisor: "Better not tell you now"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 07:17 PM (mCvL4)

119
   Dr Pepper.

   Makes a surprisingly good float.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2013 07:17 PM (SAMxH)

120 104 The narrator read an excerpt from a newspaper article she wrote entitled "Why Women Should Shoot". *** I think you'll need to go to a physical library - but I did find what paper it was in: New York Sun June 3 1894 Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 11:13 PM (zPVBH) WOW! Thanks! How the hell did you find that?

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

121 Idiots answer the question "What do you think about Obama Pardoning The Sequester and sending it to Portugal" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXOV_XWJck

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 07:19 PM (Vk2pI)

122 kbdabear, LOL.  Ashley Judd, intellect rivaled by a Magic Eight Ball.

Though the new ones made in the PRC say things like "You go home now!"  "You finished!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:19 PM (pF2g8)

123 Did I  read  that right?  They remove the caffeine from Coke?  Then why is it addictive?

Posted by: ColaCoca at March 10, 2013 07:19 PM (qKpun)

124 I admit to having a pretty bad Diet Coke habit.

I recently, for the first time in months, allowed myself/my diet to slip and got myself some Cherry Coke 2-liters at home.

For some reason they sounded tasty after I recently read about the remastering sessions in 2000 for George Harrison's classic album, All Things Must Pass. Someone asked him about working with Phil Spector, and Harrison responded with something about how Spector would usually take his time working through "about 18 cherry brandies" every day before he could start doing any actual sound work...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:19 PM (7B7jB)

125 Ashley's kilo advisor explains a lot.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 07:19 PM (I88Jc)

126

They remove the cocaine from the coca plant leaves that are part of the source of the flavoing.  About a hundred or so years ago, Coca-Cola actually did have cocaine in it.

 

Still plenty of caffeine in regular Coke.  I rely on it every day at work to keep me awake in the afternoon.  

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 10, 2013 07:21 PM (Md8Uo)

127 123 Did I read that right? They remove the caffeine from Coke? Then why is it addictive?

Posted by: ColaCoca at March 10, 2013 11:19 PM (qKpun)



They remove the cocaine from Coke, then add the caffeine.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:21 PM (kaalw)

128 Did I read that right? They remove the caffeine from Coke? Then why is it addictive?

Corn syrup, baby. Like liquid heroin, only less damaging to your bank account and/or driving record. (Hopefully.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:22 PM (7B7jB)

129 #47  Well,  maybe in a couple of days.  I would have to dig it out of the photo album box,  scan it, load it onto something like Photobucket,  etc.

Maybe.

It was just the simple type of cowgirl outfit sold at the time.  Black cloth skirt and vest with white leatherette trim,  with some fake concho type medallions on the vest.  I also had a double hholster belt with two cap guns,  and a swell white cowboy hat with a band.  I even had cowboy boots!

I got all of this stuff because I was mad to have a horse.  We lived in the city, so no dice.  However,  when I was 12 we moved to a farm,  and for Christmas I actually got a quarter horse.  God bless my dad.  He didn't know how he was going to make Christmas for 5 kids that year and then he won the pool at the local tavern!

That was a great Christmas!  I got Cocoa the horse,  my sister got the Sweet Sue walker with all clothes,  sister #3 got her favorite stuffed toys plus baby pigs to raise,  youngest sister got a boatload of toddler toys,  and my brother got an electric train and some other stuff.  This is why I love "A Christmas Story."


Posted by: Miss Marple at March 10, 2013 07:23 PM (GoIUi)

130 But how awesome would Diet Coke be with a hint of cocaine still in the recipe fuck I'd be dead now

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:23 PM (8sCoq)

131 But we'd both be thin, Jones in CO.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 07:24 PM (ORGYc)

132 Assault Bioweapon Mark IIIA 'cause tinkerers just gotta tinker.

Posted by: toby928© presents at March 10, 2013 07:24 PM (QupBk)

133 122 kbdabear, LOL. Ashley Judd, intellect rivaled by a Magic Eight Ball.

Though the new ones made in the PRC say things like "You go home now!" "You finished!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:19 PM

Cool! I like the Chinese version

"All Your Answers Are Belong to Us"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 07:24 PM (mCvL4)

134 > But we'd both be thin, Jones in CO. Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 11:24 PM (ORGYc) and fabulous

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:25 PM (8sCoq)

135 It was just the simple type of cowgirl outfit sold at the time. Black cloth skirt and vest with white leatherette trim, with some fake concho type medallions on the vest. I also had a double hholster belt with two cap guns, and a swell white cowboy hat with a band. I even had cowboy boots! Go on...

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)

136 Clerk: Senator Judd? Ashley: That's me! Clerk: *sigh* How do you vote? Ashley: With my friends at our old High School. Silly!

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2013 07:25 PM (64rcm)

137 Caffeine is powerful stuff, more powerful than it gets credit for IMHO.

I started drinking coffee (fresh from my parent's cheapo Norelco coffeemaker) every morning when I was nine years old. Loved it with milk and sugar. Drank it every morning -- even weekends -- 'til I hit my senior year in high school, when I suddenly started having these *weird* pains and feelings in my waist area. (No, not there, guys. A little higher).

I finally noticed that on the occasional day when I didn't have the time to have coffee, the pains didn't appear. Since then I've had a love/hate affair with the black stuff. If I *really* need the energy, I'll grab a Vanilla Frappucino at 7-11 in the morning before work. I've found I can't go above that, though, or I get seriously wackadoodle-hyper and scatterbrained by the afternoon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:26 PM (7B7jB)

138 WOW! Thanks! How the hell did you find that?
***
My google fu is strong.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:26 PM (zPVBH)

139


The NYT even had an article about the first meeting of the "Problem Solvers" that pointed out the folly. They had a meeting, and they couldn't identify anything they could work together and solve.


I've been stuck for 8 hours a day for the past week in a truck with a coworker who is fed up with Congress and how no one will "get past labels and politics and work on solutions."  I kept trying to explain that there are fundamental differences in the basic role of government.  Unfortunately, he didn't seem to believe it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 07:26 PM (3D74W)

140 Yay Miss Marple.  The Indiana Hoosiers beat the dreaded Mchigan Wolverines and now are the undisputed Big 10 (how many universities in that conference?) Champions.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 10, 2013 07:26 PM (Md8Uo)

141 Dammit, I missed tonight's episode of Vikings.

Any good?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2013 07:26 PM (fyEz0)

142 EC,

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3166957/

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3159392/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:27 PM (pF2g8)

143 Caffeine is powerful stuff, more powerful than it gets credit for IMHO.
***
Among other things, it seems to make you smarter...but you build up a tolerance to that effect quickly.

On the other hand, I don't know how I would handle being expected to be functional in the office in the morning without it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:27 PM (zPVBH)

144 63
Phoebe Ann Moses aka Annie Oakley took her famous name from the Oakley Gun Club in Oakley Ohio, which is now part of Cincinnati. Little Sure Shot learned her craft shooting squirrels and rabbits to feed her family North of where I live. She spent some time being essentially an indentured servant.. I have been to her grave in a delapidated cemetary outside Greenville, Ohio.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 10, 2013 10:58 PM (JKNDp)

 

Outside of the little   blink and you'll miss it   town of North Star.  Not really all that far from Wapakoneta, Ohio hometown of Neil Armstrong.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2013 07:28 PM (GULKT)

145 So is cosplay pretty much now just a way for nerdy guys and fashinista women to meet?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:28 PM (zPVBH)

146 Pvt. Gundy... salute!

Posted by: Shoey at March 10, 2013 07:29 PM (m6OUa)

147 and fabulous
That goes without saying. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 07:29 PM (ORGYc)

148 Dammit, I missed tonight's episode of Vikings.

Any good?
***
It sucked. I hate those guys.

Posted by: Some English Abbot in 900 AD at March 10, 2013 07:29 PM (zPVBH)

149 Dammit, I missed tonight's episode of Vikings.
Any good?
Posted by: Waterhouse


They're on Hulu.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2013 07:30 PM (/T+P8)

150 Anna, Second pic isn't a cowgirl pic, but I'm not complaining!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:30 PM (doBIb)

151 Jones,

Coke Zero is way better than Diet coke.  Switched over a couple years ago and can't even drink diet coke anymore.

Posted by: Thermadin at March 10, 2013 07:30 PM (W+08+)

152 "From the fury of the Norsemen, oh Lord, deliver us!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:30 PM (pF2g8)

153 this whole time change thingie is really harshing my mellow

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2013 07:30 PM (JMmQ9)

154 Ania is way hotter than Kate Upton. I can't look at Upton the same way after seeing this pic. http://tinyurl.com/cs56b8y Don't hate me. I'm just the messenger.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2013 07:31 PM (r5K+9)

155
   Coffee is a way of life in our house.  Any time, all the time.  Cannot go through the day without 3 or 4 cups.

  And we're talking industrial size cups.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2013 07:31 PM (SAMxH)

156 I kept trying to explain that there are fundamental differences in the basic role of government. Unfortunately, he didn't seem to believe it.
***
Point out that there is a $1.4T deficit.

The liberal "solution" is to inflate and tax until they can spend more.

The conservative solution is to cut spending by $1.4T - at least.

Where is there a compromise in that?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:32 PM (zPVBH)

157 About a hundred or so years ago, Coca-Cola actually did have cocaine in it. My great-grandmother called them "dopes." She wouldn't drink them because they were "nasty."

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 10, 2013 07:32 PM (JQuNB)

158 Meh. I still prefer o drink the Mexican Coke's. Screw both the HFCS and diet stuff (the diet artificial sweeteners has a horrible metallic aftertaste ).

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 07:32 PM (Vk2pI)

159

It was awesome! If everything goes according to plan, you may see something tomorrow morning here on the blog.


Well crap, I'll be on a bus all morning and then at work all afternoon.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 07:32 PM (3D74W)

160 18-1, caffeine definitely gets my creative juices flowing. That I know for sure. I could pretty much write a two- or three-page essay on pick-your-topic at will back in high school, and oftentimes throw in a short story as a bonus, when I was hooked on the black stuff back in high school.

Since college (when I more or less officially switched my main caffeine source to Coke/Pepsi/etc) and to the present day, I can still write. Unfortunately nowadays, I have to be "inspired"... and we know how painstakingly long that magic unicorn can take to arrive.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:32 PM (7B7jB)

161 >Jones, Coke Zero is way better than Diet coke. why

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:33 PM (8sCoq)

162 Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm — but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves. -- I liked this T.S. Eliot quote from the "Labels" article.

Posted by: Mindy the wacko-bird at March 10, 2013 07:33 PM (wk9P4)

163 Better not complain there EC. 

Then there is Fujiko Mine from Lupin III
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3165487/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:33 PM (pF2g8)

164 I've been watching some shows on Hulu recently - but the commercials are terrible.

I've seen the same ad for one of their own shows that is apparently revolves around sperm-cicles.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:33 PM (zPVBH)

165 Coke zero doesn't have the after taste of diet coke.  It does actually taste like real coke, but not as sweet. 

Posted by: Thermadin at March 10, 2013 07:35 PM (W+08+)

166 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:27 PM (pF2g

So are you the Moron cosplay pic web spider?    = P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 07:36 PM (7um7O)

167

That's a great story, Miss Marple. I wish the world was still idyllic like that.

Posted by: rfichoke at March 10, 2013 07:36 PM (CcIvJ)

168 31 Good evening.

The Escapist makes me feel like it's almost okay to be a huge nerd.

http://tinyurl.com/6azou3h

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2013 10:46 PM (LUnTP)



====


Hey Roberto


Howz U?

Posted by: jc at March 10, 2013 07:36 PM (PlzOe)

169 137 Caffeine is powerful stuff, more powerful than it gets credit for IMHO.

I started drinking coffee (fresh from my parent's cheapo Norelco coffeemaker) every morning when I was nine years old. Loved it with milk and sugar. Drank it every morning -- even weekends -- 'til I hit my senior year in high school, when I suddenly started having these *weird* pains and feelings in my waist area. (No, not there, guys. A little higher).

I finally noticed that on the occasional day when I didn't have the time to have coffee, the pains didn't appear. Since then I've had a love/hate affair with the black stuff. If I *really* need the energy, I'll grab a Vanilla Frappucino at 7-11 in the morning before work. I've found I can't go above that, though, or I get seriously wackadoodle-hyper and scatterbrained by the afternoon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 11:26 PM (7B7jB)



My dad worked for the City of LA, but we lived in the Santa Clarita Valley, so he'd commute through the San Fernando Valley both ways every day. One day, on his afternoon trip, he started having pains through his torso, so he pulled off the highway and drove himself to the Kaiser ER. They did the usual Kaiser thing -- assembly line tests (one assistant takes your weight, leaves....another comes in and takes your BP....another comes in and gave him an EKG) -- and, finally, a doctor comes in and says, "I want you to think back from when you first woke up this morning, and tell me about every cup of coffee you touched."



The final count was 23. The doc said, "Mr. Cthulhu -- don't do that," then got up and left the room.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:36 PM (kaalw)

170 i drink one cup of coffee and i don't sleep for about 3 days, even a single can of soda with caffeine it will keep me up all night.

its that or all the meth I been snorting...

Posted by: Shoey at March 10, 2013 07:36 PM (m6OUa)

171 ConservativeMonster, well one of them.  The Dude and TPH also rally to the cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:37 PM (pF2g8)

172 its that or all the meth I been snorting... Posted by: Shoey at March 10, 2013 11:36 PM (m6OUa) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGpX2A-WAQ

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at March 10, 2013 07:38 PM (Vk2pI)

173 154 Ania is way hotter than Kate Upton.

I can't look at Upton the same way after seeing this pic.

http://tinyurl.com/cs56b8y

Don't hate me. I'm just the messenger.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2013 11:31 PM (r5K+9)



You're just the messenger with a bad tinyurl.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:38 PM (kaalw)

174 *blinks*  Those are not moons...

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2574077/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:38 PM (pF2g8)

175 145 So is cosplay pretty much now just a way for nerdy guys and fashinista women to meet? Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 11:28 PM (zPVBH) This is a problem how?

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

176 Anna, I've always been partial this one: http://www.flickr.com/photos/attackcat/2718504612/

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:39 PM (doBIb)

177 cthulhu: sounds about right. :-)
Hope your dad was/is okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:39 PM (7B7jB)

178 New thread, what Ashley's Eight-Ball Said.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:39 PM (pF2g8)

179 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:37 PM (pF2g

Am just impressed with the sheer output, ONT after ONT.   You be quite the crowd pleaser.  


Random curveball:   Got any Anna Puma cosplay pics?  = P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 07:40 PM (7um7O)

180 EC, my boy she has huge tracts of land...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:40 PM (pF2g8)

181

Point out that there is a $1.4T deficit.

The liberal "solution" is to inflate and tax until they can spend more.

The conservative solution is to cut spending by $1.4T - at least.

Where is there a compromise in that?


It doesn't work.  He seems to believe that everyone in Washington is playing petty politics for no real reason except their own egos and could solve all of the problems if they somehow just sat down and "compromised". 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 07:41 PM (3D74W)

182Get my cup o' Coke and I'm a start a riot
'Cause on the cup lid, dude'd pressed the "DIET"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian,
I ain't tryin'
To drink aspartame


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5H7IYPw40Q#t=1m11s

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2013 07:41 PM (fyEz0)

183 So does Ms. Judd with the jugs have any residency in the state where she wants to run for the Senate? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:10 PM (pF2g No

Posted by: Ma Bell at March 10, 2013 07:41 PM (uVuwp)

184 Anna, Fantastic attention to detail!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:41 PM (doBIb)

185 *blinks* Those are not moons... http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2574077/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:38 PM (pF2g Here is some nice Touhou cosplay: http://tinyurl.com/al4gn4p

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2013 07:41 PM (Vk2pI)

186
You know, if Ashley Judd does run against Mitchy, this would be the *perfect* opportunity to offer some "balanced" tax increases on the media industry.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:41 PM (zPVBH)

187 By the way, apparently minx doesn't like it is you type Ashley J*u*g*g*s without the apostrophes.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:43 PM (zPVBH)

188 Night y'all! Out.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2013 07:44 PM (doBIb)

189 Here is some nice Touhou cosplay:
http://tinyurl.com/al4gn4p


That reminded me of Alice in Wonderland (the video game) for some reason.    Mind is boggling at how the knives are suspended ... They're not photoshopped in, are they? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 07:44 PM (7um7O)

190 That caught me once too, 18-1, because of the u-g-g-s b00ts spam filter.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 07:44 PM (ORGYc)

191 These have so far been the best cosplayers from Dominion Tank Police.  Though this is variant manga costume IIRC.

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2053461/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:45 PM (pF2g8)

192 178 cthulhu: sounds about right. :-)
Hope your dad was/is okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 11:39 PM (7B7jB)



He was fine. The only reason he got into trouble is that he had all his guys too well trained -- they'd see him coming and go "Psst! -- It's the old man.....better get him a cup of coffee." That works if you're not going through a lot of offices trying to develop an overall impression.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:45 PM (kaalw)

193 One of the game developers for Touhou will be at Anime Weekend Atlanta.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:46 PM (pF2g8)

194 /hits stopwatch

5 minutes.   Impressive.   /nod  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 07:47 PM (7um7O)

195 So, I get the whole princess, fairy, angel, etc cosplay stuff.

But what is up with the cat girl motif?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 07:47 PM (zPVBH)

196 OK, this is the third time I've linked this video today. It's the last time, I promise...today. Because it's fucking cool. I mean, how many times have you watched a rocket lift off and just STOP in midair? For over 50 years, first stage rocket boosters have been jettisoned and ditched in the ocean, or in unpopulated areas of Central Asia in the case of the Russians. SpaceX says, "Screw that. First stages are expensive, and we want to turn them around and fly them back to dry land so they can be refurbished and reused." Hence the Grasshopper test vehicle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ivr6JF1K-8&feature=player_embedded Besides, "Ring of Fire" is a great song. Who can get tired of that?

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

197 Meow!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 07:49 PM (ORGYc)

198 The Wages Of Beer In '80s Angola during the civil war, canned beer was essentially the de facto currency. A 24 can case of imported European beer was roughly equivalent to the monthly salary of a mid-level government bureaucrat, and most foreigners just paid their native Angolan staff and servants in beer, rather than the worthless paper money from the Marxist government. The only Econ textbook I kept from college used this as a teaching tool. Russian extract of the original Globe and Mail newspaper article from '87. http://tinyurl.com/ac6blsf 'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2013 07:50 PM (MBqvE)

199 cthulhu: sounds like your dad was a big wheel where he worked.

Remember reading recently that Chris Farley's dad actually owned an oil company. Geez. Wonder how wealthy/screwed up his family really was. (And as we all know, there's no kind of "screwed up family" as incredible as "screwed up *wealthy* family."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:51 PM (7B7jB)

200 Ring of Fire isn't about STDs?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 10, 2013 07:51 PM (fyEz0)

201 http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1970822/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:52 PM (pF2g8)

202 Itc, I'm using that.

Posted by: Jean at March 10, 2013 07:53 PM (R4WsQ)

203 Hey, where'd that Henry Mancini music come from all of a sudden?...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:53 PM (7B7jB)

204 201 Ring of Fire isn't about STDs? They sell creams for that now, silly. *tee hee!*

Posted by: Ashley Dudd at March 10, 2013 07:53 PM (jlTjT)

205 161 >Jones,

Coke Zero is way better than Diet coke.





why

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 11:33 PM (8sCoq)

 

Diet Coke is actually based off of the New Coke formula.  It obviously did better than the actual New Coke did.  Coke Zero is based off of the actual Coca Cola formula.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2013 07:53 PM (GULKT)

206 202 http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1970822/ 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:52 PM (pF2g


Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaaaaant ....

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 07:54 PM (7um7O)

207 And the cursed panties of Torajima make their appearance.

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1375892/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:54 PM (pF2g8)

208 Last two shopping trips have come up dry on the Throwback Pepsi, hope they didn't pull it.

Posted by: Jean at March 10, 2013 07:56 PM (LBUCy)

209 Diet Coke is actually based off of the New Coke formula. It obviously did better than the actual New Coke did. Coke Zero is based off of the actual Coca Cola formula. Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2013 11:53 PM (GULKT) Wasn't it the other way around? IIRC, Diet Coke was doing great and coca-Cola Co. thought it'd be nifty idea to replace the classic coke with the Diet Coke formula + HFCS. Of course, by then, they had dropped the use of sugar anyway. *grumbles*

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 07:56 PM (Vk2pI)

210 rickl, that was the coolest damned thing I've seen in ages.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2013 07:57 PM (JMmQ9)

211 ConservativeMonster - lol

I love it when people break out of the 'cosplay fad mode' and do something they have fun with.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 07:57 PM (pF2g8)

212 Putting labels on liberals is racist or something

Posted by: TexasJew at March 10, 2013 07:57 PM (lD8ju)

213 Putting labels on liberals is racist or something
___
Saying that sarcastically is racist. Or, uh, something.

Posted by: Your Average Liberal at March 10, 2013 07:58 PM (zPVBH)

214 200 cthulhu: sounds like your dad was a big wheel where he worked.

Remember reading recently that Chris Farley's dad actually owned an oil company. Geez. Wonder how wealthy/screwed up his family really was. (And as we all know, there's no kind of "screwed up family" as incredible as "screwed up *wealthy* family."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 11:51 PM (7B7jB)



IIRC, he was the #3 Engineer for the City of Los Angeles when he retired. Pretty good for the son of a sheepherder who grew up in a 2-room tarpaper shack in Colorado.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 07:58 PM (kaalw)

215 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8
(worth sitting through the ad for)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 07:58 PM (7B7jB)

216 I don't understand cosplay. I know what it is, but I don't understand it. lawn my off get

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 07:59 PM (8sCoq)

217 ...and here's a movie theme every 'ron most likely knows by heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:00 PM (7B7jB)

218 It's midnight, y'all.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2013 08:00 PM (r5K+9)

219 Jones in CO.  When I say cosplay I mean people who dress up and then act like the character they resemble.  That is the definition of cosplay.  In the Sci-fi/Fantasy cons world, there is no role playing, you just dress up like Wonder Woman or Superman.  Which has lead to a few fights between the fandoms.    Shocker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 08:01 PM (pF2g8)

220 Is cosplay where all the pinups went?

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 08:02 PM (I88Jc)

221 And more Pink - http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2352626/

Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 08:02 PM (pF2g8)

222 A valid point (points?), derit.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2013 08:03 PM (ORGYc)

223 109 Morgan Freeman will play Ashley's campaign advisor and Brian Dennehy has signed on to play Kentucky and Tennesee.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2013 11:15 PM (64rcm)

 

Nope, he will screw his goddaughter,, oh shit, was it wrong of me to say that?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 10, 2013 08:05 PM (vgd4f)

224 IIRC, he was the #3 Engineer for the City of Los Angeles when he retired. Pretty good for the son of a sheepherder who grew up in a 2-room tarpaper shack in Colorado.

Not bad cthulhu.
Can he explain what the architects of the L.A. Mall (across from the Federal Building on Los Angeles Street) were thinking??
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:05 PM (7B7jB)

225

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

226 Nope, he will screw his goddaughter,, oh shit, was it wrong of me to say that?
___
Let he who won't screw a younger female relative throw the first stone.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 10, 2013 08:06 PM (zPVBH)

227 Well I am gonna scoot.  Try to get some writing done.  Whilst Zeus makes the heavens rumble and the rain patters down heavily.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 08:06 PM (pF2g8)

228 One last cosplay pic of Cham Cham
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1118183/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 08:07 PM (pF2g8)

229 I've been stuck for 8 hours a day for the past week in a truck with a coworker who is fed up with Congress and how no one will "get past labels and politics and work on solutions." I kept trying to explain that there are fundamental differences in the basic role of government. Unfortunately, he didn't seem to believe it. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 11:26 PM

Most of the worst problems that we have now are because Congress worked together on a solution. Their solutions are usually the equivalent of developing a flu vaccine that gives you pancreatic cancer

Anyone who wails "the government should DO SOMETHING!" needs to be kicked in the head repeatedly

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 08:08 PM (mCvL4)

230 #197

I've seen it once before, at White Sands, NM in 1995 or 6. (I forget which in my sleep deprived state.) It was a test of the DC-XA, doing what Larry Niven had termed the Death Swoop and officially designated the Orbital Re-entry Maneuver. Not only did the DC-XA go up and hover but also rotated past 90 degrees. This had never been done before, unless you count Thunderbird-1 or other TV and movie rockets.

Unfortunately, that was also the day the Air Force handed the DC-X program over to NASA. NASA crashed and burned it, literally, and let it die after that. Huge setback for mankind because they wanted to protect the stupid Shuttle.

I also saw a test of the Rotary Rocket test vehicle but that was really just a funny shaped helicopter at that point in development. Then Gary Hudson went nuts and the company folded, with much of the personnel forming XCOR.

Posted by: epobirs at March 10, 2013 08:08 PM (kcfmt)

231 I suppose there is a galaxy of interests represented on this blog. I miss the Paul Anka days.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:08 PM (8sCoq)

232 this whole time change sucks: the clock says I should be sleeping; yet I'm just getting started tomorrow's gonna suck

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2013 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)

233 228 Nope, he will screw his goddaughter,, oh shit, was it wrong of me to say that?
___
Let he who won't screw a younger female relative throw the first stone.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 11, 2013 12:06 AM (zPVBH)

 

Yeah, got a bucket of stones,, oh shit, now I sound like a muslim..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 10, 2013 08:09 PM (vgd4f)

234 I don't understand cosplay. I know what it is, but I don't understand it.

lawn my off get

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 11:59 PM (8sCoq


I would have to bing to not only know what the word cosplay is, or meaning.


and honestly i'm too tired to care.

Posted by: ette at March 10, 2013 08:09 PM (nqBYe)

235 Chris Farley's dads oil company the Scotch Oil Company were small refiners who made asphalt products from heavy crude Wisconsin has never produced a barrel of oil

Posted by: TexasJew at March 10, 2013 08:10 PM (lD8ju)

236 >I would have to bing to not only know what the word cosplay is, or meaning. and honestly i'm too tired to care. Posted by: ette at March 11, 2013 12:09 AM (nqBYe) you're fine

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:12 PM (8sCoq)

237

Most of the worst problems that we have now are because Congress worked together on a solution. Their solutions are usually the equivalent of developing a flu vaccine that gives you pancreatic cancer

Anyone who wails "the government should DO SOMETHING!" needs to be kicked in the head repeatedly


This is one of the problems conservatives face: too many people assume that everyone thinks alike and that any gridlock in Washington, DC is the result of corruption and partisan politicking.  While those do exist there is an underlying ideological conflict with two very different visions of the role of government in the lives of its citizens.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 08:12 PM (3D74W)

238 #200

Running an oil company doesn't necessarily mean wealth. You'd be surprised how many little companies work small patches or wells that have an output considered too low to bother with by the majors.

Posted by: epobirs at March 10, 2013 08:12 PM (kcfmt)

239 Evening all. What are we talking about?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 10, 2013 08:13 PM (jIaZt)

240 also, this: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=47921 for those interested in the outlaw AR-15 platform

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2013 08:14 PM (JMmQ9)

241 Anna, you typed "puna" in your sig link instead of "puma"


Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 08:14 PM (mCvL4)

242 Great  'American  Experience'    documentary  re: Annie  Oakley.  Yeah,  PBS    but    very    well   done.   Last  five  minutes  have  wonderful  advice  for  girls  re:  self  reliance.

Posted by: Darke County, Ohio at March 10, 2013 08:14 PM (wIgpo)

243 you're fine

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 12:12 AM (8sCoq)


I wish i felt fine.


just tired, and old, and tired especially old and tired.


Posted by: ette at March 10, 2013 08:15 PM (nqBYe)

244 Running an oil company doesn't necessarily mean wealth.

epobirs: given I live near Signal Hill in California, I probably should have thought of that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:15 PM (7B7jB)

245 I would have to bing to not only know what the word cosplay is, or meaning. and honestly i'm too tired to care. 

Posted by: ette at March 11, 2013 12:09 AM (nqBYe)



Short for "Costume play".    Is of Moron Interest for the hawt chicks dressed like characters from various works of art (books, movies, comics, cartoons), who may or may not be skimpily dressed. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 08:15 PM (7um7O)

246 >While those do exist there is an underlying ideological conflict with two very different visions of the role of government in the lives of its citizens. I believe the conflict is between those who want to control themselves, and those who want to control others

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:17 PM (8sCoq)

247 243 Anna, you typed "puna" in your sig link instead of "puma"  

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2013 12:14 AM (mCvL4)



If you tried to click through, you'd find that her blog *is* annapuna, not ammapuma.   Sneaksies.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 08:17 PM (7um7O)

248 what is the difference between cosplay and halloween?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:17 PM (8sCoq)

249 241 Evening all. What are we talking about?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 11, 2013 12:13 AM (jIaZt)

 

You are good people!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 10, 2013 08:18 PM (vgd4f)

250 Oh, that's the typo one.   Needs an extra `a' to make it "annapuna" instead of "annpuna"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 08:18 PM (7um7O)

251
Short for "Costume play". Is of Moron Interest for the hawt chicks dressed like characters from various works of art (books, movies, comics, cartoons), who may or may not be skimpily dressed.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 11, 2013 12:15 AM (7um7O)


 I see ,  thank you.

Posted by: ette at March 10, 2013 08:18 PM (nqBYe)

252 250 what is the difference between cosplay and halloween? 

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 12:17 AM (8sCoq)



The date, and no one gives out candy.  

There may or may not be eye-candy.   Beware the horrors no brain bleach can ever remove.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 08:20 PM (7um7O)

253 #221

I'd have to disagree there. Fandom has always had two types of costume wearers. The 'hall costume' which was just folks walking around the con, and the masqueraders, who were much more serious and had a stage presentation to go with the costume. The presentation could mean a lot in the judging and often was too elaborate for the costume to be worn in the halls.

The biggest difference to my mind is that cosplay is more culturally accepted in Japan. Also, in the West, those inspired mostly by anime and video games may be completely ignorant of the other long existing branches of fandom and thus a separate culture.

Posted by: epobirs at March 10, 2013 08:21 PM (kcfmt)

254 I imagine cosplay babes marry the same type of people ordinarily marry, i.e. not introverted nerds. But there is a lot of hope involved.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 08:21 PM (bxiXv)

255

what is the difference between cosplay and halloween?


One is full of immature children and drunken adults all wearing inappropriate costumes, often of a fantistic or literary nature.  Women wear sexually revealing costumes in an attempt to attract male attention, while men wear costumes that often defy gender conventions and good taste.


The other is a holiday that falls on 31 October.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2013 08:22 PM (3D74W)

256 Not bad cthulhu.
Can he explain what the architects of the L.A. Mall (across from the Federal Building on Los Angeles Street) were thinking??
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 12:05 AM (7B7jB)



That's a commercial development, so he wouldn't have had any involvement. He was doing things like http://www.lacitysan.org/lasewers/treatment_plants/tillman/index.htm -- besides, he considered most architects as unrealistic pie-in-the-sky dreamers who provided neverending challenges to engineers who wanted structures that would support their own weight.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 08:22 PM (kaalw)

257 #246

Consider your milkshake drank.

Posted by: epobirs at March 10, 2013 08:22 PM (kcfmt)

258 epobirs: It was drank a long time ago. Now it's mostly minimalls and housing developments.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:24 PM (7B7jB)

259 lawn my off get Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 11:59 PM (8sCoq) With you agree I do

Posted by: Yoda at March 10, 2013 08:25 PM (Vk2pI)

260 246 Running an oil company doesn't necessarily mean wealth.

epobirs: given I live near Signal Hill in California, I probably should have thought of that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 12:15 AM (7B7jB)



I used to live a stone's throw from Bellflower x Atherton. We took school field trips to Signal Hill's City Council chambers one time.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 08:25 PM (kaalw)

261 I'd like to petition the group for curmudgeon status

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

262 256 I imagine cosplay babes marry the same type of people ordinarily marry, i.e. not introverted nerds.  But there is a lot of hope involved. 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 12:21 AM (bxiXv)



What if you wrote the popular anime/manga series that she's cosplaying a character of?  

*furiously ponders webcomic ideas*  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 08:26 PM (7um7O)

263 Los Altos, eh cthulhu?

Nice area. CSULB just a short walk away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:27 PM (7B7jB)

264 Aww, thanks lou! You are the first person to ever say that.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 10, 2013 08:27 PM (jIaZt)

265 cthulhu: remember the Ron Settles controversy at the City Hall Rooftop Jailhouse in Signal Hill? Circa 1981-82, I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:27 PM (7B7jB)

266 263 I'd like to petition the group for curmudgeon status 

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 12:25 AM (8sCoq)



If you have to ask, you don't deserve it.    Get off the lawn!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 10, 2013 08:27 PM (7um7O)

267 #264

You could go the Ruby Sparks route and claim to have written her into existence as your eventual mate.

Posted by: epobirs at March 10, 2013 08:27 PM (kcfmt)

268 The neighborhood is getting crowded. http://tinyurl.com/ao8ah3v Two other small asteroids, both about the size of the Russian meteor, will also be in Earth's neighborhood this weekend. Asteroid 2013 EC 20 passed just 93,000 miles away on Saturday - "a stone's thrown," said Cox. On Sunday, Asteroid 2013 EN 20 will fly about 279,000 miles from Earth. Both were discovered just three days ago. "We know that the solar system is a busy place," said Cox.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

269 263 I'd like to petition the group for curmudgeon status

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 12:25 AM (8sCoq)

Seconded

Posted by: lou,s a girl at March 10, 2013 08:28 PM (vgd4f)

270 OK, I'm out remember, kids, that tomorrow morning is statistically the most likely morning for a car accident mostly... Tomorrow noches, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2013 08:29 PM (JMmQ9)

271 One of the game developers for Touhou will be at Anime Weekend Atlanta.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2013 11:46 PM (pF2g


you mean the dude, other than the fighting games, it's still only Team Alice who makes the Touhou games

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2013 08:29 PM (vJdyz)

272 266 Aww, thanks lou! You are the first person to ever say that.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 11, 2013 12:27 AM (jIaZt)

 

I don't believe that, you are just a sweetheart, and you know why!

Posted by: lou,s a girl at March 10, 2013 08:30 PM (vgd4f)

273 >Posted by: lou,s a girl at March 11, 2013 12:28 AM (vgd4f) thanks

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:31 PM (8sCoq)

274 I'll never forget the advice a doctor gave a few years ago on FNC Sunday with Jamie Colby, the fountain of youth can only be found by falling in love.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 08:31 PM (I88Jc)

275 267 cthulhu: remember the Ron Settles controversy at the City Hall Rooftop Jailhouse in Signal Hill? Circa 1981-82, I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 12:27 AM (7B7jB)



Long past when I was there. My parents moved a lot when I was young -- my mom had relatives in Orange County and worked near San Pedro, while my dad worked downtown and had relatives in Santa Clarita. So they'd have arguments like "You haven't taken out the trash in a week and I'm tired of living next to your stupid relatives." "OK, we'll move." When I was 30, I'd lived in 31 different places. Shortest time lived in a house we owned -- one day. Spent months refurbing it, moved in, decision was made to move out before I even got out of bed.... 

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 08:32 PM (kaalw)

276 Can someone tell me what point the guy with the airport X-ray was trying to make? The software seems to be overly complex which maybe his point but X-ray is pretty basic with a trained operator (which could have been his point too I guess).

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 10, 2013 08:33 PM (qo244)

277 I'll never forget the advice a doctor gave a few years ago on FNC Sunday with Jamie Colby, the fountain of youth can only be found by falling in love.

Posted by: derit at March 11, 2013 12:31 AM (I88Jc)


until love turns into resentment over how  the loved one squeezes the toothpaste  in the middle.

Posted by: ette at March 10, 2013 08:33 PM (nqBYe)

278 >>>I don't believe that, you are just a sweetheart, and you know why! Posted by: lou,s a girl at March 11, 2013 12:30 AM (vgd4f) Actually, no. Have I been commenting while drunk again?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 10, 2013 08:34 PM (jIaZt)

279 Oh for goodness sake  

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 10, 2013 08:34 PM (vgd4f)

280 Geez cthulhu. My empathies. Sounds like some relatives of mine, who were in the habit of moving everytime the ashtrays got full. One group finally settled in Cypress, the other in Huxley, Iowa.

Iowa's lookin' better and better these days, frankly. So is Arizona or Nevada.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:35 PM (7B7jB)

281 Nice diverse ONT Maet, as usual.  Wrapping up 18" of snow and 1" of rain in 6 days here plus the new work week starts.  Living the dream morons.

Posted by: zeera at March 10, 2013 08:35 PM (3dXwx)

282 More pics of Annie and tribute, accompanied by 80's song from Squeeze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJQCLzJKy2M

Posted by: RSBejmls at March 10, 2013 08:36 PM (appcA)

283 Surprised more people don't remember Ron Settles. It was a BIG story for awhile in the early 1980s -- the weekly newsmagazine show 20/20 even did a piece on it. Plus it was basically a preview of race relations to come in Southern California.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:37 PM (7B7jB)

284 277 Shortest time lived in a house we owned -- one day. Spent months refurbing it, moved in, decision was made to move out before I even got out of bed.... Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 12:32 AM (kaalw) Yikes. That must have been either a bad house or a bad neighborhood. Bad houses can be fixed, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2013 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

285 Wish it was Thursday so I would have a new episode of Psycho-Pass to watch

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2013 08:37 PM (vJdyz)

286 Hey Grimm is back, gotta be my favorite TV show. Best thing about it? Been watching it since it started and have no idea what any of the actors names are.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 10, 2013 08:38 PM (Fz2C7)

287 The place in Long Beach -- where I lived in 5th and 6th grade -- has a lot of memories. We were across the street from the church my aunt got married in about 15 years prior, which was next to a KFC (BTW, if you never want to eat at KFC again, just spend a year or so living downwind of one). You could easily walk to Long Beach State. Oh, and if anyone finds any hermit crabs around there (that are possibly about 3' across), they might be mine. And I got thrown through the window of the YMCA at 1720 Bellflower -- that was memorable.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 08:40 PM (kaalw)

288 Hey Grimm is back, gotta be my favorite TV show. Best thing about it? Been watching it since it started and have no idea what any of the actors names are.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 11, 2013 12:38 AM (Fz2C7)


Bree Turner, fapped to her when her Undressed episode aired on MTV in highschool

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2013 08:42 PM (vJdyz)

289 286 277
Shortest time lived in a house we owned -- one day. Spent months refurbing it, moved in, decision was made to move out before I even got out of bed....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 12:32 AM (kaalw)


Yikes. That must have been either a bad house or a bad neighborhood. Bad houses can be fixed, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2013 12:37 AM (sdi6R)



My mom had gotten used to living in the country while she still was pining for the city. So we moved in and she could hear television shows in the houses around us and traffic.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 08:44 PM (kaalw)

290 Cthultu: I think I know *exactly* where you're talking about. The church is still there, although I don't know if ownership has changed or not.

And the KFC has since been closed down and at one point was a restaurant called -- I kid you not -- "Chicken Pizza Pasta." Passing by, I used to joke that if that place didn't work out, the owners would change the name menu to "Burger Hotdog Chinese." ;-)

I believe it's now just another one of SoCal's 200,000 Chinese takeout places.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:46 PM (7B7jB)

291 To hell with the so-called sexy George Clooney, I'll take the 84 y/o veteran every time!

Posted by: sybilll at March 10, 2013 08:46 PM (y09Sh)

292 A commercial here touted KFC's supplier, Tyson Chicken, which amused me becuase Tyson's quality levels were no where near the consistency of Purdue only a few years ago. I doubt any improvement is noticeable through that batter.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 08:48 PM (I88Jc)

293 Oh, and I think that window is still broken at the YMCA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:48 PM (7B7jB)

294 george clooney is fucking disgusting, just my opinion!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 10, 2013 08:49 PM (vgd4f)

295 Derit: you could fry a shoe in that batter. It would be indistinguishable from the chicken.

Reminds me of a bit Steve Martin had on one of his albums: that every McDonalds actually had, in the back room, nothing but a "big vat." Big Mac? Pulled out of the vat. Shake? From the vat. Your change? From the vat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:50 PM (7B7jB)

296 Two other small asteroids, both about the size of the Russian meteor, will also be in Earth's neighborhood this weekend. Asteroid 2013 EC 20 passed just 93,000 miles away on Saturday - "a stone's thrown," said Cox.

On Sunday, Asteroid 2013 EN 20 will fly about 279,000 miles from Earth. Both were discovered just three days ago. "We know that the solar system is a busy place," said Cox.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2013 12:27 AM

Juuuuuust a bit outside!!

Posted by: Bob Uecker at March 10, 2013 08:52 PM (mCvL4)

297 I got nuthin I'm out

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 10, 2013 08:52 PM (8sCoq)

298 292 Cthultu: I think I know *exactly* where you're talking about. The church is still there, although I don't know if ownership has changed or not.

And the KFC has since been closed down and at one point was a restaurant called -- I kid you not -- "Chicken Pizza Pasta." Passing by, I used to joke that if that place didn't work out, the owners would change the name menu to "Burger Hotdog Chinese." ;-)

I believe it's now just another one of SoCal's 200,000 Chinese takeout places.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 12:46 AM (7B7jB)




We were on the north side of Marber, in the corner house. So when I say we were across from the KFC, it was really just across from the KFC.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 08:53 PM (kaalw)

299 Yep, know that neighborhood. Nice.
You probably remember the nearby Broadway store. Now a Sears.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:54 PM (7B7jB)

300 I believe it's now just another one of SoCal's 200,000 Chinese takeout places.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 12:46 AM

When I left L.A. it was Thai or Vietnamese noodle bars popping up in hipster hell

I lived where Los Feliz, Atwater Village, and Silverlake met. It was like one of those movies where you wake up and there are more pod people than the day before

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 08:56 PM (mCvL4)

301 kbdabear: if it's not a Chinese place, it's probably a Thai or Vietnamese place. There's actually a spot in Hawaiian Gardens called "Vietnam Flavor Restaurant." Actual name.

And I recently read in OCWeekly that an actual *Iraqi* cuisine restaurant opened up in the county, possibly in the Fullerton area. Yeesh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 08:59 PM (7B7jB)

302 I've also lived in Lakewood a couple of times -- once for Kindergarten and once for half of 10th grade.



I found out much later that it was called Lakewood because it was developed over a drained swamp.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:00 PM (kaalw)

303 Happy Sunday to you, Happy Sudan day to you, Happy Sedan day, Happy Sedan day, Happy Suntan day to you ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at March 10, 2013 09:00 PM (TvO05)

304 cthulhu: I'm still here in Lakewood. Don't know about the swamp part. Not too many sinkholes opening up. At least, not yet.

Supposedly we were nuthin' but bean fields before approximately 1946, with the exception of the Country Club, which was named Lakewood for the resort destination in New Jersey.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:01 PM (7B7jB)

305 Dang, cooth. And I thought I moved around a lot when I was contracting ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at March 10, 2013 09:02 PM (TvO05)

306 cthulhu and kbdabear: and you guys would just *love* Hawaiian Gardens Casino... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:02 PM (7B7jB)

307 I'd like to petition the group for curmudgeon status Posted by: Jones in CO at March 11, 2013 12:25 AM (8sCoq) A true curmudgeon doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2013 09:03 PM (MBqvE)

308 308 cthulhu and kbdabear: and you guys would just *love* Hawaiian Gardens Casino... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 01:02 AM (7B7jB)



Why? Is it all Tiki or Googie or something?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:04 PM (kaalw)

309 Annie Oakley had some nappy hair!

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:04 PM (Su0W2)

310 have this song stuck in my head so I torment you with it

http://tinyurl.com/ct598bt

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2013 09:05 PM (vJdyz)

311 By the way: actor James Franco (Mila Kunis' costar in the new flick, Oz The Great And Powerful) is actually presently financing a feature film about Lakewood, based on D.J. Waldie's book from about 1994 about our town, "Holy Land."

D.J. Waldie was the city hall Chief Information Officer for about 20 years. I knew him personally for a short while when I was working at our public access television studio as an intern for a short period in the early 1990s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:05 PM (7B7jB)

312 A true curmudgeon doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. But a status conscious curmudgeon status curmudgeon does. And who are we to judge?

Posted by: alfred Hitchcock's Proper British Accent at March 10, 2013 09:05 PM (TvO05)

313 cthulhu: try grungy. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:05 PM (7B7jB)

314 307 Dang, cooth.

And I thought I moved around a lot when I was contracting ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at March 11, 2013 01:02 AM (TvO05)



The funny thing is -- since I disconnected from my parents, I've had a marked tendency to move less. Especially since I've come to LOATHE moving with every fiber of my being......which sucks, 'cause I'm going to have to do it again, soon.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:07 PM (kaalw)

315 306 cthulhu: I'm still here in Lakewood. Don't know about the swamp part. Not too many sinkholes opening up. At least, not yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 01:01 AM

I saw on the news that most of Florida is sinkhole central

That family of that guy in Tampa who was sleeping when the earth swallowed him up are very religious. Understandably they're REALLY freaked out



Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:07 PM (mCvL4)

316 311 Annie Oakley had some nappy hair!

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 11, 2013 01:04 AM (Su0W2)



Baldi!!! How're you doin'????

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:08 PM (kaalw)

317 Annie Oakley had some nappy hair! I ain't touchin' that one with a 3-point free throw ...

Posted by: Albert Einstein, Certified Genius at March 10, 2013 09:08 PM (TvO05)

318 The funny thing is -- since I disconnected from my parents, I've had a marked tendency to move less. Especially since I've come to LOATHE moving with every fiber of my being......which sucks, 'cause I'm going to have to do it again, soon.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:07 AM

Are you leaving Paradise Lost or just moving to another county?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:09 PM (mCvL4)

319 Moving probably doesn't suck nearly as much while you're upwardly mobile.

I love Lakewood -- I've lived here my whole life. But if I won lotto and could upgrade to Temecula or South Orange County (or somewhere cushy in NV or AZ), I'd probably really enjoy making the move.

Going in the opposite direction, OTOH... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:10 PM (7B7jB)

320 Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:08 AM (kaalw) Fine. And you?

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:10 PM (Su0W2)

321 Are you leaving Paradise Lost or just moving to another county? He's moving to the beat of a different drummer. I vote for Ginger Baker ...

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper ... Dr. Sheldon Cooper at March 10, 2013 09:11 PM (TvO05)

322 319 Annie Oakley had some nappy hair! I ain't touchin' that one with a 3-point free throw ... Posted by: Albert Einstein, Certified Genius at March 11, 2013 01:08 AM (TvO05)

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:12 PM (Su0W2)

323 kbdabear/cthulhu/others, *bad* joke time!:

- What do you call a patch of soft wet earth located in a condiment factory?
- Sinkhole de Mayo!

[/rimshot]
[/groaning]
[/demands for refunds]

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:15 PM (7B7jB)

324 From Annie Oakley's Wikipedia entry: "In Europe, she performed for Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom, King Umberto I of Italy, Marie François Sadi Carnot (the President of France) and other crowned heads of state. Oakley had such good aim that, at his request, she knocked the ashes off a cigarette held by the newly crowned German Kaiser Wilhelm II."

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:15 PM (Su0W2)

325 320 The funny thing is -- since I disconnected from my
parents, I've had a marked tendency to move less. Especially since I've
come to LOATHE moving with every fiber of my being......which sucks,
'cause I'm going to have to do it again, soon.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:07 AM

Are you leaving Paradise Lost or just moving to another county?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2013 01:09 AM (mCvL4)


I'm just looking at what I have here -- even if my mortgage were paid 100%, I've got almost $6000 in property taxes and earthquake insurance that isn't going away......and my "retirement" funds are making closer to 2% than 10%. So it makes a whole lot of sense to go somewhere that I could own a 5-acre ranch outright for half the equity I have in this overpriced suburban home and pay $1000/year to keep it.



To put some stats on it -- I live in a house that is 1910 sq ft on a 8190 sq ft lot -- and it's very nice for the area. But $6K/yr?!??!?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:15 PM (kaalw)

326 cthulhu: do you have room for a boarder? Maybe offset some of those prop taxes with rent money. Or would that open up a whole new world of punitive taxation?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:17 PM (7B7jB)

327 Why? Is it all Tiki or Googie or something? Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:04 AM (kaalw) Looks like we'll have company Oliver!

Posted by: Professor Hubert Whitehead at March 10, 2013 09:18 PM (Vk2pI)

328 I'm wondering if North Korea is going to try something. The rhetoric, she's a bit hotter than usual.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 10, 2013 09:18 PM (JQuNB)

329 322 Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:08 AM (kaalw)

Fine. And you?

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 11, 2013 01:10 AM (Su0W2)



Hangin' in. Since the subject du jour is moving -- did you end up moving? I figured if I could just find my way to the Baldilocks compound when TSHTF, I could get a fair shake and up my chances for survival....but it didn't sound like you were staying in SoCal.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:18 PM (kaalw)

330

Hey, all.  Any gun afficionados on the ONT tonight?  The Ted Gundy story (so awesome) brings up a subject I've been wrestling with for a fanfic I've been writing.  Well, *not* writing for a long time.  Just got a couple of nice new reviews after almost a year and this has spurred me into Just Wanting to Finish This Damn Thing. 

Could a single kill shot be fired with a rifle by a human sniper from, say, a moving aircraft at about a half-mile, mile elevation?  This would be with a somewhat high-techy weapon from the near future.  I'm thinking "environmentals" here. (Which is totally going into someone's dialogue.) I could make the shot happen, and I might have to do that, but just wondered if it would be absolutely ridiculous or not.

Any help would be mighty appreciated.

Posted by: Gem at March 10, 2013 09:19 PM (zw+pb)

331 More about Oakley: "Throughout her career, it is believed that Oakley taught upwards of 15,000 women how to use a gun. Oakley believed strongly that it was crucial for women to learn how to use a gun, as not only a form of physical and mental exercise, but also to defend themselves.[10] She said: 'I would like to see every woman know how to handle [firearms] as naturally as they know how to handle babies.'" Saint Annie

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:20 PM (Su0W2)

332 Oh, what the fuck with the spaces?  Why does this happen sometimes, but not all the time?  Sorry.

Posted by: Gem at March 10, 2013 09:20 PM (zw+pb)

333 Isn't a "no label" label like a rose is a rose? rfichoke, Read your post yesterday and all the kind replies from this crowd of misfits, so I didn't feel it was necessary to add more. Tonight I want to encourage you to accept more support such as what happened today with you neighbor. And, I hope you visit a shelter in a month and find a new best friend. 2 years ago we lost of schipperke mix who was a stray that ended up at the shelter. She was just over a year old when we brought her home. The story at the shelter was that several families had adopted her to only bring her back because she "didn't warm up to the family". We realized this was just a scared and shy little girl who needed to be allowed to approach us, not us approach her. We fed her well, took her for walks, said calming words, but did not attempt to pet her. On her 4th night she jumped up into my lap after I pushed my chair away from the dinner table. And that was that. Within a few weeks she was playing with the cats and ruling the roost. We had Jet for 17 years. She was a very smart and attentive companion. Two tries was all it took to teach her a new treat. And as skips are active dogs she was a great watchdog. There is another dog out there that needs a kind, attentive owner. Grieve for now and then visit a shelter. A new dog will mend your spirits and you will give a dog in need a loving home. I say this from experience. We now have another skip mix named Rocket and she's the new best dog ever in our home.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 10, 2013 09:20 PM (3RiPs)

334 328 cthulhu: do you have room for a boarder? Maybe offset some of those prop taxes with rent money. Or would that open up a whole new world of punitive taxation?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 01:17 AM

It's California, a whole cluster of galaxies await to fuck him in turn with new taxes

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:20 PM (mCvL4)

335 I admit I saw "Ted Gundy" and did a double-take. Gundy? Bundy?

Reminds me of the first time I saw someone identified on the news with the last name "Lewinsky" who had nothing to do with Monica or the scandal. Surprised more non-relatives of hers who had the name didn't change it during that time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:21 PM (7B7jB)

336 kbdabear: that's what I feared.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:21 PM (7B7jB)

337 I lol'd

http://uberhumor.com/meanwhile-in-arizona

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2013 09:22 PM (zPVBH)

338 328 cthulhu: do you have room for a boarder? Maybe offset some of those prop taxes with rent money. Or would that open up a whole new world of punitive taxation?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 01:17 AM (7B7jB)



I don't have room for anything (compulsive packrat, on top of my other issues). But, again -- my aunt (the one married across the street in Long Beach, as it turns out) lives on 5 acres in Knoxville, TN. Her property taxes are about $1000/year.



Hell, for $1000/year, you could have some beehives and have the place pay its own taxes.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:22 PM (kaalw)

339 Oh, what the fuck with the spaces? Why does this happen sometimes, but not all the time? Sorry.

Posted by: Gem at March 11, 2013 01:20 AM (zw+pb)


it's the way of the Pixy

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2013 09:22 PM (vJdyz)

340 Hangin' in. Since the subject du jour is moving -- did you end up moving? I figured if I could just find my way to the Baldilocks compound when TSHTF, I could get a fair shake and up my chances for survival....but it didn't sound like you were staying in SoCal. Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:18 AM (kaalw) Not yet. But I'm free to do it now that the reason I remained in California has been resolved. No worries. All M and Ms may live in the compound-to-come!

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:23 PM (Su0W2)

341 No worries. All M and Ms may live in the compound-to-come!

That worked great for us, until...

Posted by: The Branch Davidians at March 10, 2013 09:25 PM (7B7jB)

342 336 328
cthulhu: do you have room for a boarder? Maybe offset some of those prop
taxes with rent money. Or would that open up a whole new world of
punitive taxation?


Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2013 01:17 AM

It's California, a whole cluster of galaxies await to fuck him in turn with new taxes

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2013 01:20 AM (mCvL4)



Worse yet, if you rent out a room in your home the legal process is so f'ed that booting them out is a nightmare -- plus, if your stuff disappears, you are S.O.L.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:26 PM (kaalw)

343 what an amazing day this was...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 10, 2013 09:26 PM (LRFds)

344 I don't have room for anything (compulsive packrat, on top of my other issues). But, again -- my aunt (the one married across the street in Long Beach, as it turns out) lives on 5 acres in Knoxville, TN. Her property taxes are about $1000/year.

Hell, for $1000/year, you could have some beehives and have the place pay its own taxes.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:22 AM

Knoxville is surrounded by some of God's most wonderful scenery. You will have to get used to winter again however

Once the supermajority in Sacramento finds out they can shitcan Prop 13, that 6 grand a year will be taxes on your tool shed alone

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:27 PM (mCvL4)

345 343 No worries. All M and Ms may live in the compound-to-come! That worked great for us, until... Posted by: The Branch Davidians at March 11, 2013 01:25 AM (7B7jB) Better that than the camps.

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:27 PM (Su0W2)

346 what an amazing day this was... And now, with more big suit ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzvIo-RU9v8

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper ... Dr. Sheldon Cooper at March 10, 2013 09:28 PM (TvO05)

347 156 18-1,

the compromise is Lindsay McCain...

I *guess*

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 10, 2013 09:29 PM (LRFds)

348 348 Sheldon Cooper,

yes...yes indeed...


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 10, 2013 09:30 PM (LRFds)

349 Better that than the camps. And what's this about cramps in California?!?

Posted by: Emily Litella at March 10, 2013 09:30 PM (TvO05)

350 By the way, I notice tonight's thread has been remarkably SCOAMF-free.

Apparently the meds in the water supply worked...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2013 09:30 PM (7B7jB)

351 Thank you, angel. The support from people like you makes a difference.

Posted by: rfichoke at March 10, 2013 09:31 PM (CcIvJ)

352 342 Hangin' in. Since the subject du jour is moving -- did you end up moving? I figured if I could just find my way to the Baldilocks compound when TSHTF, I could get a fair shake and up my chances for survival....but it didn't sound like you were staying in SoCal.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:18 AM (kaalw)

Not yet. But I'm free to do it now that the reason I remained in California has been resolved.

No worries. All M and Ms may live in the compound-to-come!

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 11, 2013 01:23 AM (Su0W2)



It's good to hear that the password "I'm a moron" will work in the post-Apocalyptic nightmare to come. Since we don't know exactly when it will occur, however, please keep visiting!



I'm sorry to hear of your great-aunt Alma's passing. She sounds like quite a lady.



Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:34 PM (kaalw)

353 Once the supermajority in Sacramento finds out they can shitcan Prop 13, that 6 grand a year will be taxes on your tool shed alone

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2013 01:27 AM (mCvL4)



The thing that has me panicked is that this will also shitcan the equity I have in the house. It's one thing if I can trade out; quite another if I'm stuck.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:35 PM (kaalw)

354 rfi ..  my heart was broken when my kittehs died, but both times I went to the shelter soon after so new kittehs would have homes. I love them just as much as the ones before

Doggehs have a harder time adjusting to shelters, think of what you'll mean to one to take him or her to a new home

Everyone has different adjustment times, but I couldn't bear to look at unused food and water dishes for very long


Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:37 PM (mCvL4)

355 It doesn't work. He seems to believe that everyone in Washington is playing petty politics for no real reason except their own egos and could solve all of the problems if they somehow just sat down and "compromised". I think it was Jonah Goldberg who came up with this analogy: Say you've got two people trying to decide what flavor ice-cream to get and both are pretty dug in. Okay, fine. We'll get half a pint of this guy's flavor and half a pint of the other guy's. Then we'll mix them both together and have a whole pint of bi-partisanship! To bad for the vanilla partisan though because the other guy chose 1/2 pint of diarrhea. Also, in some endeavors like constructing bridges, "meeting someone halfway" just can't work out.

Posted by: Deety at March 10, 2013 09:37 PM (jVk2G)

356 Deety at March 11, 2013 01:37 AM (jVk2G) Be reasonable. Do it my way.

Posted by: t-shirt we bought for Mom's birthday ... at March 10, 2013 09:40 PM (TvO05)

357 Not yet. But I'm free to do it now that the reason I remained in California has been resolved.

No worries. All M and Ms may live in the compound-to-come!

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 11, 2013 01:23 AM

Condolences from me too. As for other states, it's better if you have relatives or friends in one of them when you move.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:41 PM (mCvL4)

358 I'm sorry to hear of your great-aunt Alma's passing. She sounds like quite a lady. Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 01:34 AM (kaalw) Ah, thanks, sweetie. And I'm thinking Texas, like everyone else. Good thing it's big. Night, everyone. Old broads need beauty rest.

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 10, 2013 09:42 PM (Su0W2)

359 Also, in some endeavors like constructing bridges, "meeting someone halfway" just can't work out. Posted by: Deety at March 11, 2013 01:37 AM

When watching Top Gear, one of the worst insults that Clarkson can give to a car is "it looks like it was designed by a committee over lunch"

It takes a cluster to create a clusterfuck


Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:43 PM (mCvL4)

360 Our family pass word is antelope and the correct response is banana, but we'll have to change now that idiot I have made it public. Maybe something along the lines of Mark Kelly with the correct response being AR15.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 10, 2013 09:44 PM (3RiPs)

361 Night, Baldi. Better tomorrows ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 09:44 PM (TvO05)

362 G'night Baldi -- you need to lay off on that beauty rest to let the youngsters catch up a bit!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:45 PM (kaalw)

363 angel with a sword at March 11, 2013 01:44 AM (3RiPs) John has a long mustache!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 09:46 PM (TvO05)

364 Gaggle of geese, pride of lions, murder of crows, and now a tingle of MSM.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 10, 2013 09:47 PM (3RiPs)

365 "Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho"

Posted by: Arbalest at March 10, 2013 09:49 PM (34J79)

366 If the GOP met all of the No Labels Superfriends criteria, they'd still bitch and demand more compromise. Their whole bread and butter is being Republicans who only trash Republicans.

Frum is a fine one to talk about being nice since he's a total dick himself. After all the shit he's pushed out of that rectum under his nose, he'd have to shine my shoes with his tongue before I even gave him 5 seconds of consideration

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2013 09:50 PM (mCvL4)

367 "Swordfish!!!!"

Posted by: I like Karl Marx, but I love his brother Groucho! at March 10, 2013 09:50 PM (TvO05)

368 "Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho"

Posted by: Arbalest at March 11, 2013 01:49 AM

But not on the plains of Oklahoma.

Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at March 10, 2013 09:51 PM (mCvL4)

369 After all the shit he's pushed out of that rectum under his nose, he'd have to shine my shoes with his tongue before I even gave him 5 seconds of consideration. Trust us! You don't want that stuff on your shoes!

Posted by: goatse man and helen thomas pinups at March 10, 2013 09:53 PM (TvO05)

370 368 If the GOP met all of the No Labels Superfriends criteria, they'd still bitch and demand more compromise. Their whole bread and butter is being Republicans who only trash Republicans.

Frum is a fine one to talk about being nice since he's a total dick himself. After all the shit he's pushed out of that rectum under his nose, he'd have to shine my shoes with his tongue before I even gave him 5 seconds of consideration

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2013 01:50 AM (mCvL4)




The whole Progressive meme is utter bullshit -- it's letting someone do all the work, take all the risks, make all the sacrifices, incur all the costs, and swooping in at the last minute to give it all to the biggest voting bloc.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 09:54 PM (kaalw)

371 I missed Baldi? AUGH!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 09:55 PM (bxiXv)

372 332 Maybe with the Norden bombsight

Posted by: DAvinci at March 10, 2013 09:57 PM (XDC0v)

373 Its a photoshop. John has no mustache and is actually a 19 year old co-ed at the University of Nebraska named Abby. Never forget: Altair Jones rocks the black water canals of Merovingen Nights.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 10, 2013 10:01 PM (3RiPs)

374 And, BTW [since she left and it's safe] -- if you're new around here and don't know Baldilocks, she blogs at http://www.luoamerican.com/baldilocks/ and is rock-solid good people. If she needed to stay on our couch for six months, I'd fight the BH every day to keep her there -- and those of you with a BH probably get what I'm sayin'....you don't tangle with a BH casually.




Take a visit over to http://www.luoamerican.com/baldilocks/2013/02/alma-l-simpkins.html and witness a long and well-lived life.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:06 PM (kaalw)

375 John has no mustache and is actually a 19 year old co-ed at the University of Nebraska named Abby. I know her from grade school. Abby Normale.

Posted by: Egor at March 10, 2013 10:08 PM (TvO05)

376 373 I missed Baldi? AUGH!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 01:55 AM (bxiXv)



I think she kept it brief 'cause she was on ipad.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:09 PM (kaalw)

377 Fuck Frum in the ass with a flaming pineapple sideways.

 Well anyway, that's my entry for the night.

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:09 PM (FMbng)

378 During WWI, Annie Oakley offered to go to France to give marksmanship instruction to our troops. The government patted her head and said that was no place for a little lady. So she went at her own expense, and was riotously popular.

She went on exhibition tours for the sole purpose of encouraging women to take up shooting. She gave away .22 rifles, which show up at antique meets fairly often. She would also toss a silver dollar into the air, wing it with the rifle, and give the nicked dollar to one of the girls in attendance. One of those girls was my mother's aunt. My mother gave the dollar to me, and I carry it with me everywhere.

Posted by: comatus at March 10, 2013 10:10 PM (qaVK+)

379 Fuck Frum in the ass with a flaming pineapple sideways. Well. OK. But what did that poor pineapple ever do to you?

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:10 PM (TvO05)

380 379 Fuck Frum in the ass with a flaming pineapple sideways.

Well anyway, that's my entry for the night.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2013 02:09 AM (FMbng)



Can we wrap it in sandpaper first?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:11 PM (kaalw)

381 I have "known" Baldi online since, like, freaking forever. Like 10 years, maybe longer. Before I found AOS. We're not like bosom buddies or anything, just that's when we first talked in a comment section. It's like seeing a friend from school when she shows up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 10:11 PM (bxiXv)

382 380 During WWI, Annie Oakley offered to go to France to give marksmanship instruction to our troops. The government patted her head and said that was no place for a little lady. So she went at her own expense, and was riotously popular.

She went on exhibition tours for the sole purpose of encouraging women to take up shooting. She gave away .22 rifles, which show up at antique meets fairly often. She would also toss a silver dollar into the air, wing it with the rifle, and give the nicked dollar to one of the girls in attendance. One of those girls was my mother's aunt. My mother gave the dollar to me, and I carry it with me everywhere.

Posted by: comatus at March 11, 2013 02:10 AM (qaVK+)



What a treasure!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:12 PM (kaalw)

383 383 I have "known" Baldi online since, like, freaking forever.

Like 10 years, maybe longer.

Before I found AOS.

We're not like bosom buddies or anything, just that's when we first talked in a comment section.

It's like seeing a friend from school when she shows up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 02:11 AM (bxiXv)



Never IRL -- but a lady I've come to trust. She's got more honor in her toenail clippings than can be found in the entire Obama Administration.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:15 PM (kaalw)

384 Ania and Annie in the same thread with a stone-cold-killer from back when ... oh hell no, it doesn't get any better than that. Kudos to the AOSHQ for more excellent entertainment.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 10, 2013 10:15 PM (DBH1h)

385 Can we wrap it in sandpaper first?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:11 AM


Only if course ground lava rock isn't available.

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:16 PM (FMbng)

386 " I think you'll need to go to a physical library - but I did find what paper it was in: New York Sun June 3 1894" I luvz this place! Who knew this could happen when you gave infinite morons lectronicky typewriters - Shakespeare? It's been done.

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 10, 2013 10:16 PM (qYDVx)

387 387 Can we wrap it in sandpaper first?


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:11 AM


Only if course ground lava rock isn't available.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2013 02:16 AM (FMbng)



Trying to preserve the Hawaiian motif?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:17 PM (kaalw)

388 Um.. coarse, not course.

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:18 PM (FMbng)

389 That curious checkerboard cap device Ted Gundy had on is the insignia of the 99th Infantry, "Battle Babies," with the youngest average age of any full combat unit of WWII. My father's outfit.

Posted by: comatus at March 10, 2013 10:19 PM (qaVK+)

390 Never IRL -- but a lady I've come to trust. She's got more honor in her toenail clippings than can be found in the entire Obama Administration. Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:15 AM (kaalw) Well don't tell her that, she'll take it as faint praise!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 10, 2013 10:19 PM (bxiXv)

391 Trying to preserve the Hawaiian motif?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:17 AM



Actually not a bad idea. Isn't that reef stuff like razor blades? Can add some of that too.

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:19 PM (FMbng)

392 Apropos of nothing, except life as we know it, this song is outstanding.  Its by a guy named Peter Furler and titled I'm Alive. Give it a whirl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWYZ3Zy1Ri8

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:20 PM (AaIjD)

393 Ania and Annie in the same thread with a stone-cold-killer from back when ... oh hell no, it doesn't get any better than that. Kudos to the AOSHQ for more excellent entertainment.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 11, 2013 02:15 AM (DBH1h)



Annie used a rifle.  Ania has a pair of cannons.

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:22 PM (FMbng)

394 392 Never IRL -- but a lady I've come to trust. She's got more honor in her toenail clippings than can be found in the entire Obama Administration.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:15 AM (kaalw)


Well don't tell her that, she'll take it as faint praise!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2013 02:19 AM (bxiXv)



Unfortunately, it is.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:22 PM (kaalw)

395 a·a or a'a (ää) n. Lava having a rough surface. {Hawaiian 'a', to burn, aa.} All you Scrabble players, you're welcome!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:22 PM (TvO05)

396 Words are weapons, sharper than knives.

Posted by: Words with Friends seeking benefits at March 10, 2013 10:25 PM (I88Jc)

397 Apropos of nothing, except life as we know it, this song is outstanding. Its by a guy named Peter Furler and titled I'm Alive. Give it a whirl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWYZ3Zy1Ri8
 
Posted by:viking at March 11, 2013 02:20 AM



yeah, I kinda needed helloween's version of I'm alive after that one to bleach the ear drums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiZoGwXcP50

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:27 PM (FMbng)

398 Words are weapons, sharper than knives. yeah. but they don't do diddley when you need to cut the birthday cake ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:29 PM (TvO05)

399 I see people like Gundy everyday.

Some are in the ICU dying and I hold their hand.


Some are wobblign proudly through the hallways proudly wearing their service caps -
 salute them.

What honor they give.

Posted by: Cheri at March 10, 2013 10:29 PM (EAgmr)

400 Somewhere a comet, plunges toward the sun, Somewhere I sit, and type comment 401 ... BURMA SHAVE!!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:30 PM (TvO05)

401 Bers,

I'm so very sorry.  For a twerp like me the one I ref'd was wonderful.  Listening to yours now . . . oh help!  There's no there, there (for me). 

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:31 PM (AaIjD)

402 Without much ado, comment 402 ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:32 PM (TvO05)

403 Is it your birthday?

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 10:32 PM (I88Jc)

404 Good night, all ... Happy Monday morning, Soon to be aborning...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:33 PM (TvO05)

405 "Actually not a bad idea. Isn't that reef stuff like razor blades? Can add some of that too." Over indulgence in Hawaii weed ate razor blade wormholes in teenage BHO's brain and produced a zombie apocalypse fascist. Drone on.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 10, 2013 10:33 PM (3RiPs)

406 Without much ado,
comment 402 ... Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane
nny
You a funny girl

Posted by: Cheri at March 10, 2013 10:34 PM (EAgmr)

407 401 Cheri

I thought 'Honorable War Horse' in the last scene of the vid about Gundy where he's making his way on a sidewalk. 

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:34 PM (AaIjD)

408 Is it your birthday? No. It's just that people tell me it's more civilized to slice the cake rather than scoop up and eat the whole thing ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 10, 2013 10:34 PM (TvO05)

409 Bers,

I'm so very sorry. For a twerp like me the one I ref'd was wonderful. Listening to yours now . . . oh help! There's no there, there (for me).

Posted by: viking at March 11, 2013 02:31 AM (AaIjD)


Eh, well I'm an asshole metalhead. lol


Helloween is actually "happy metal". Maybe you'll like their version of "I'm free". Its happy...I promise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2MpkdgIMyk

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:37 PM (FMbng)

410 Vikning -  Awesome.  Perfect.

Posted by: Cheri at March 10, 2013 10:40 PM (EAgmr)

411 I quit Words with Friends after receiving an anonymous proposition for sex in under a dozen random games. Yuck, it made online dating feel Victorian.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2013 10:44 PM (I88Jc)

412 Bers,

Listening now, trying to do muster 'musical appreciation' attitude which is do-able but again, for me, its an effort.  Truth be told, I'm a simpleton I guess, when it comes to music or art generally.  But I thank you(!) for trying to send me something more . . . hip?  (yeah, hip's not the right word but the right word escapes me)

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:45 PM (AaIjD)

413 Era of the Pharaohs: Climate was HOTTER THAN NOW, without CO2 And yet ... Alexandria was NOT a flooded island. http://tinyurl.com/bessfof

Posted by: Hide the Decline at March 10, 2013 10:46 PM (Vk2pI)

414 Cheri,

The song or the Gundy impression?  Or both?

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:47 PM (AaIjD)

415 BOTH!

Posted by: Cheri at March 10, 2013 10:47 PM (EAgmr)

416 Somewhere a comet,
plunges toward the sun,
Somewhere I sit,
and type comment 401 ...

BURMA SHAVE!!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 11, 2013 02:30 AM (TvO05)



pretty frigging funny

I spit coffee at the screen

Now my nose is runny

As I type out  418

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:52 PM (FMbng)

417 Yay!  I'm a bit like a teenage girl with that song, have listened to it a couple times over (and over) than necessary because I love the feeling I get hearing it.

About Gundy . . . we just can't ley him down.

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:54 PM (AaIjD)

418 arrgh!

ley = let

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 10:54 PM (AaIjD)

419 Moved XYZ, spun spindle.....accomplished minimal goals for the day. Spent way too f'in' long updating useless software.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 10:57 PM (kaalw)

420 But I thank you(!) for trying to send me something more . . . hip? (yeah, hip's not the right word but the right word escapes me)

Posted by: viking at March 11, 2013 02:45 AM (AaIjD)


Um yeah, hip is a light year or so off.

I like to think of it as a direct message delivered by sledge hammer to the forehead....maybe with a slice of lemon. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 10, 2013 10:57 PM (FMbng)

421 Mitt Romney's older brother interested in open Michigan Senate seat http://tinyurl.com/b8hgkt2

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 10:58 PM (Vk2pI)

422 422  I like to think of it as a direct message delivered by sledge hammer to the forehead

No wonder I ducked out! 

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 11:00 PM (AaIjD)

423 Hey Maet, if you're here . . . thank you.

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 11:06 PM (AaIjD)

424 Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: viking at March 10, 2013 11:13 PM (AaIjD)

425 Night all. Here is a rather heavy Pink Floyd tune, "The Nile Song" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8eeJXllUE

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2013 11:14 PM (Vk2pI)

426 "Era of the Pharaohs: Climate was HOTTER THAN NOW, without CO2 And yet ... Alexandria was NOT a flooded island." The elevation of Alexandria during the era of the pharaohs was 1,000 feet higher than today. Its now ready to sink below the Mediterranean unless you stop exhaling. Hold your breath or else you will receive a fine for killing baby seals and defying the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 10, 2013 11:18 PM (3RiPs)

427 I think I waited long enough that my closets full of old computer junk have become valuable...

...I just searched eBay for "IBM PC/XT" and people are paying crazy money for the old stuff.

Like $50 for an 8-bit VGA card, $70-$100 for a PC or XT keyboard, close to $100 for an old ST01 8-bit SCSI controller.

I'm rich!

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 10, 2013 11:20 PM (/gHaE)

428 Take a visit over to http://www.luoamerican.com/baldilocks/2013/02/alma-l-simpkins.html and witness a long and well-lived life. Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:06 AM (kaalw) Thanks cthu, just popped over to baldi's to add Aunt Alma to my trio of admirable women for the day along with Phillys Schlafley and Annie Oakley. Alma was quite a looker, no doubt and I have a few in my family from the same era so that set me to wondering. How is it we went from the prettiest gals amgonst us going from getting all classily dolled up, with hair carefully coiffed before having ones picture taken with flattering lighting in a classic attractive portrait pose... To underlit, chinshot, squinchy-eyed pics of girls so interested in getting their iPad into the shot they are taking in front of their bathroom mirror, they also include a glimpse of the muffin-top ooking out between their slobby yoga pants and tank top (I believe that the scoliosis contortions are meant to hide that though) all the whilst making Duck Lips?

Posted by: Deety at March 10, 2013 11:50 PM (jVk2G)

429 429 I think I waited long enough that my closets full of old computer junk have become valuable...

...I just searched eBay for "IBM PC/XT" and people are paying crazy money for the old stuff.

Like $50 for an 8-bit VGA card, $70-$100 for a PC or XT keyboard, close to $100 for an old ST01 8-bit SCSI controller.

I'm rich!

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 11, 2013 03:20 AM (/gHaE)



Wow! With the TRS-80 gear in the garage, I should be able to afford that house in Santa Barbara!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2013 11:56 PM (kaalw)

430 I think I waited long enough that my closets full of old computer junk have become valuable... Heh. Jest you wait... A little over 10 years ago I met my Dad's brother-in law for the first time when he came in from SC for a family thing (Let's say goodbye to Mom/Grandma/Great Grandma before she turns 100!). Turned out he was a retired Civil Engineer and we got to talking. I mentioned to him that I had never actually seen a slide-rule(or "slip-stick" for you hep cats) in my entire life. A month or so later, I got a package in the mail which included what I suppose is one of the Rolls-Royces of Slide-Rules complete with carrying case and original maintenence instructions. I printed out some instructions from the internets on how to use it and we had a very lovely, nerdly, light correspondence usually via e-mail but sometimes over the phone when I was home on breaks, while my Aunt Marguerite wondered why on earth her husband suddenly developed an interest in talking to her little brother after 50 years! It was a nice way to connect with someone on my Dad's side of the family (Gawd even my cousins on that side are at least 16 years older than me!) Haven't looked it up since forever but apparently some "ancient technology" can fetch $425.

Posted by: Deety at March 11, 2013 12:34 AM (jVk2G)

431 42 rickl Re: New York Sun Article June 3, 1894 "Why Women Should Shoot" by Annie Oakley I found it; image and PDF download, they also have text/OCR but it is fairly inaccurate. I did not want to TinyURL it since it is already convoluted... http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83030272/1894-06-03/ed-1/seq-17/ Not sure if rickl is still around, or if anyone sees them regularly to pass on the link, I would appreciate it.

Posted by: Mirage at March 11, 2013 12:50 AM (I0Tk1)

432 Okay, I just did the Pink Floyd Dark Side/Wizard of Oz mash up... All 1:41:00 of it You have to be on drugs to think they match. Maybe that's the point.

Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2013 01:07 AM (I2LwF)

433 Posted by: Truman North at March 11, 2013 05:07 AM (I2LwF) It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 11, 2013 01:19 AM (Xy2gW)

434 434 Truman North If I were on drugs, I would probably care that they matched about as much as I'd care a mariachi band was playing atop my head. That said, some of the best mash-ups seem to be precisely when one cannot really imagine how the two pieces can possibly interrelate. While I do enjoy music, it is times like these that I remind myself why I didn't major in music, I'm much too 'linear' without enough extraordinary talent to mash anything but potatoes.

Posted by: Mirage at March 11, 2013 01:19 AM (I0Tk1)

435 Annie Oakley - Meh I'll take Calamity Jane. What? That wasn't the real Calamity Jane? That was Doris Day playing Calamity Jane? Okay. Doris day it is then.

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2013 01:45 AM (M3APu)

436 I got a slide rule somewhere, plastic though.  It'll work during the collapse when the power is out.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 11, 2013 01:59 AM (/gHaE)

437 I just took a shower and steadied myself on the toilet tank -- which promptly broke. Everything is mopped up and in the shower,  and the water feed is off, but I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2013 02:32 AM (kaalw)

438 439 cthulhu Oh that sucks! Sorry for your luck, sounds like something that would happen here at our homestead.

Posted by: Mirage at March 11, 2013 02:42 AM (I0Tk1)

439 332 I've made my share of 1000-yard shots, so I'll make a guess. The ballistic drop is relatively easy to calculate even at those extreme angles (cosine factor) and you could factor in the contribution of the horizontal velocity of the plane to the bullet, but the wind would be next to impossible. You'd have to know the ground speed of the plane down to 2 or 3 mph (maybe less, depending on the target range), and I doubt the instruments are that precise. You'd also have to factor in the existing wind speed. Any balloonist will tell you that wind speed and direction varies radically with elevation, and you're not going to have wind flags or waving grass to help you. You'd also have to know the range to target at the moment of firing, and, with a moving firing platform, that is going to be changing all the time and effecting all the other calculations as well. Shorter ranges will minimize the error caused by mis-estimation, but at shorter ranges your angle to the target will be changing so fast I doubt you could track the target well enough to get a shot off with the precise timing you'd need. A single-bullet hit on a man-sized target? (And you'd never get a second.) It would take a miracle. There's a reason fighters have machine guns and tracers instead of telescopic sights. And it ain't easy to hit that small a target even with them.

Posted by: Socratease at March 11, 2013 09:17 AM (3V4IJ)

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