March 27, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (3-27-2013)
— Maetenloch

If an ONT is posted and no reads it or comments on it, does it still count as a contractually obligated post? Well I think so.

Paul Anka About to Slice Like a Hammer

And Jay-Z's dissing of him is making him a maniac.

Anka was outside Madeo restaurant in L.A. last night, when we asked about his upcoming album "Duets" -- which features collaborations with legends like Willie Nelson, Gloria Estefan and Dolly Parton. ... because according to Anka, Mr. Knowles didn't have the common courtesy to return a simple phone call!!!

Anka says he feels completely disrespected -- and says Jay acted "inappropriately" towards him ... especially since Jay once sampled Anka's biggest hit "My Way" on a rap song.
Now, Anka is escalating his anger into a full on war of the music titans -- and even took a shot back at Jay-Z.

And for all you newbies here's where it all started: The Paul Anka Rant  And a full explanation here. Click on the picture to get your loose shit straightened out by Mr. Anka.

Anka4ont

 

And a quiz:

2. Hypothetically, suppose you are the pilot of a plane. You wish to land your aircraft safely. What do you look at?

a) The instruments only
b) The fucking runway, to make sure it's fucking there
c) Both A & B
d) Mr. Paul Anka, to see if his arms are raised to indicate the cut-off to the song I'm Not Anyone
e) All of the above

Where's Joe?

"If you're so concerned for your safety, don't come to Maryland."

In which MD State Attorney Jim Brewer tells Aaron Worthing that he doesn't really give a shit about Brett Kimberlin and his associates' stalking and on-going harassment of Worthing and his family.

I tried to explain to him this about the law and somewhere in that conversation is when he uttered that phrase in the face of my tearful wife:

"If you're so concerned for your safety, don't come to Maryland."

You got that?  Good, peaceful, law-abiding citizens who don't want to be terrorized-or for their wives to be terrorized-shouldn't come to Maryland.  Indeed by this logic, I guess all the good people presently living there should just leave.

My flippant attitude is hiding, to a degree, my anger about what happened.  What this represents is an abdication of their duty to protect the public.
On Monday, 8 April, 2013, I suggest that those bloggers who have contacted the Howard County State's Attorney post the answers they have received along with any comments they feel would be appropriate-8 April should be Everyone Blog About the Howard County State's Attorney Day.
The Howard County State's Attorney's phone number is (410) 313-2108.
The fax number is (410) 313-3294.
The email address is sao@howardcountymd.gov.

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Illegal 'Defensive' Gun Use Caught on Tape

Road rage leads to a scuffle, a gun appears and shots are fired.

Bradley Turner initialed this incident, including throwing the first punch. For his trouble, he got double-teamed. The two boys who retaliated against Turner downed him and immediately retreated. They ended their attack and withdraw when Turner ceased to be a threat. Even at this point, Turner likely faced criminal charges for assault. He never should have left his vehicle.

The situation spun even further out of control when Christy Turner decided to introduce a gun into the mix. They'll now both face their day in court.

Turner started the entire confrontation and even threw the first punch and got some punches in return. I can understand why his wife drew the gun (since things could've turned dangerous quickly) even if it might be not legally justified - but pretty much the whole incident is Turner's fault. This is not what CCW is for and Bradley Turner will likely face some jail.

But like the Zimmerman case I suspect people will see the same facts and even the same video but come to completely different conclusions about who was at fault.

Fauxchahontas About to Cash In

Despite the system being rigged against Cherokee lady law professors.

Senator Elizabeth Warren plans to start shopping a book proposal to publishers, seeking to enhance her national political stature while promoting what she considers the cause of her public and legal career: protecting the middle class from abusive financial practices.

The book's working title is "Rigged," Warren said in an interview, and she expects it to offer a first-hand account of her battles in Washington to rein in the sorts of predatory lending and Wall Street excess that victimized everyday Americans.

Shamelessness is rewarded while the virtuous get little - that's the real rigged system.

Oh and Adam Carolla has got a lot to say about Elizabeth 'Rigged' Warren.

Nat Hentoff And Human Cannonballs

Yep there's a connection.

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More on PyCon-Dongle-gate

I was going to cover this but ace beat me to it. But I figure at least some of you haven't been keeping up with AoSHQ Digest so here you go.

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How the Aurora Borealis Nearly Started World War III

In 1962, at the height of Cold War tensions, Air Force Captain Charles Maultsby flew a U2 spy plane on Arctic missions to collect high-altitude air samples that the military would test to determine what other countries were testing nuclear weapons. His October 27 mission was supposed to take him to the North Pole and back, but his navigation by the stars was disrupted by the Aurora Borealis. So he decided to turn back. His return did not go as planned.

  By 8 a.m., though, Maultsby was starting to get worried. He should have reached Barter by then but his radio remained silent. He also noticed that Orion wasn't where it ought to be.

   ...The conflicting orders added to the Maultsby's growing concern. He didn't know exactly where he was, but he did know that he was running out of fuel. He'd left Eielson with nine hours and 40 minutes of fuel and had been airborne for over eight hours. If he couldn't get his bearings and get back to the base soon, he'd have to bail out of the U-2, and that wasn't an appealing prospect. The best advice he'd been given about bailing out of a U-2 flying above the Arctic Circle was to not pull the cord on his chute: it was a better way to go than freezing to death on the ground.

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What a $91,500 Shirt Looks Like

Meh.

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Teh Tweet!

Yahoo group. That is all.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:27 PM | Comments (427)
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1 Frist!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 06:28 PM (QRXqb)

2 The $91,500 shirt...   looks like someone took one of the paper scrub shirts and applied silver-gray duct-tape to it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 06:29 PM (QRXqb)

3 Hamster dance!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 27, 2013 06:29 PM (UrENZ)

4 Ohai, ONT.

Posted by: Andy at March 27, 2013 06:29 PM (OZPoa)

5 Yo all

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 06:29 PM (dYf+Z)

6 Second?

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 06:30 PM (u25eL)

7 Storm Troopers of the War on Boys The social sciences can readily be abused by those who wish to push an agenda, and often such work is less “science” than bias confirmation. When doctors and other such professionals allow their reputation to be a servant for their political biases, it is particularly pernicious. The American Academy of Pediatrics has now gone on record that gay marriage is fabulous. Their insistence on two parents seems a bit odd. If the sex of the parent is irrelevant, than why is the number two so important? The basis of two stems from a child being the result of a sexual union between two persons, specifically a male and a female. What “scientific” basis is there for this duonormative value if the biological basis of reproduction via a man and a woman is irrelevant? Despite the claims to the contrary, there is much evidence that having both a mother and a father are key to a stable family and a successful future. An Amici Curiæ submitted to the Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, outlines this succinctly More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1723

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2013 06:30 PM (Vk2pI)

8 So Ace has essentially been taunting us for the last several hours with incessant new posts that we couldn't comment on.

Posted by: rickl at March 27, 2013 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

9

Comments are back? 

 

 

The guys get shirts!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 06:31 PM (vN7SY)

10 YAY!!!!!  Party time at teh HQ!!  Pants off, kids.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)

11 I bet M'chelle has that shirt.

Posted by: Y-not at March 27, 2013 06:32 PM (5H6zj)

12 Ah poop.. almost.  Well.. anyway.. for all you traveling morons.  We are planning a road trip from Kansas City to Phoenix in July.  Was thinking of taking the Kansas route.. KC to Dodge City to Albuquerque to Phoenix... or OKC to Albuquerque to Phoenix.  What do ya'll think?

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 06:32 PM (u25eL)

13 I once used a black garbage bag for a raincoat.  It looked just like that shirt. 

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2013 06:33 PM (mjR67)

14 15th for the win!

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 27, 2013 06:35 PM (zzeVM)

15 Looks like Ace finally paid the hamster bill.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 27, 2013 06:35 PM (6IKyK)

16 I read on Twitter that they sacrificed a virgin to appease the hamsters. Explains the delay.

Posted by: Y-not at March 27, 2013 06:36 PM (5H6zj)

17 Fuck Liarwatha!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 06:36 PM (+iA5G)

18 YAY!!!!! Party time at teh HQ!! Pants off, kids. You first. I'm already commando.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 27, 2013 06:36 PM (NE40q)

19

Aaaaand all is alright in the Universe. At least until what, 2 am Eastern or so?

 

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 27, 2013 06:36 PM (lbiWb)

20 What it is, all you homeys?

Posted by: LaCarpetron Dukemarriot at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (Md8Uo)

21 Great catch on teh Anka-man, Maet.  In case I am the only one to click the link, even TMZ's peeps have voted 84-16 percent in favor of Anka over Jay-Z.  If I didn't know better, it would give me hope. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (8lmkt)

22

For morons who haven't listened to the Ankarant, please fucking do.

And  imagine  Ace talking to the cobs.  Glorious.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (vN7SY)

23 Oh.. and if ya'll can spare a second for a prayer to the family of the little boy who was killed in the Atlanta airport when that big fucking sign fell on them?  Yeah.. that's my husbands side of the family.  The little boy was his 3rd cousin.  Such a tragedy.  The mom is still in serious condition after undergoing a second surgery.  I don't even know if she's been told her sweet little boy is dead.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (u25eL)

24 Ace been playing with the knobs and switches again?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

25 ' Anka says he feels completely disrespected -- and says Jay acted "inappropriately" towards him ... ' Okay, Paul, show us on the doll where he touched you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (TmyQl)

26 IOError: [Errno 122] Disk quota exceeded
Mmm. cherrypy

Open the blog comments boxes, HAL.

Posted by: dr. dave crossbowman at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (VwC86)

27 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)

Not only that but the survey (or poll. Whatever) wasn't taken of the CHILDREN's opinion or an objective judgement by professionals of how they were doing but by a questionaire of the GAY PARENTS of how they THOUGHT their kid was doing.

Progressives have a lot to pay for. Unfortunately we'll all have to pay with them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (Kpn/z)

28 Whoa, jewells, that's terrible.

Posted by: Y-not at March 27, 2013 06:37 PM (5H6zj)

29 Psssst, Anka is also a hoser.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 06:38 PM (+iA5G)

30 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 06:38 PM (kaalw)

31 23 Oh.. and if ya'll can spare a second for a prayer to the family of the little boy who was killed in the Atlanta airport when that big fucking sign fell on them? Yeah.. that's my husbands side of the family. The little boy was his 3rd cousin. Such a tragedy. The mom is still in serious condition after undergoing a second surgery. I don't even know if she's been told her sweet little boy is dead.
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One minute everything is fine..., next minute you life is turned upside down..., forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

32

YAY!!!!! Party time at teh HQ!! Pants off, kids.


Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex has a strategically placed sock at March 27, 2013 06:38 PM (lr3d7)

33 Comments finally working? Did pixy forget to pay fr disk space?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2013 06:39 PM (UTq/I)

34 Anka says he feels completely disrespected -- and says Jay acted "inappropriately" towards him ... '

I heard Jay-Z made Anka listen to his new song.  I don't blame Anka one bit. 

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2013 06:39 PM (mjR67)

35

That's a $91.5K shirt?

 

 

I'll give that fucking douchebag  $91.5K's worth of kidney shots!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 06:39 PM (vN7SY)

36 Had AoS comment withdrawal mid-day.    Glad the hamsters have been fed.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 06:39 PM (7um7O)

37 Jewells45 you mean another sign at an airport fell and killed someone?  Yikes!  Sorry to hear that.

Knew of the Birmingham, Ala tragedy that killed one and put the mother and another child in hospital.
http://tinyurl.com/cupvxab

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 06:40 PM (QRXqb)

38 hi all
in celebration of the ONT
http://tinyurl.com/7f3evq

Posted by: chemjeff at March 27, 2013 06:40 PM (BBWjt)

39 I'm pretty sure that it would take at least a gun to get me into that shirt..., maybe a warning shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:40 PM (aDwsi)

40 I have something special in store for you losers tonight.

Posted by: Pixy at March 27, 2013 06:40 PM (jucos)

41 Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 10:37 PM (u25eL)

Sweet, darlin' jewells, that family has been in my prayers for days now.  Such a horrifying thing to happen.  And the father did ask for prayers and I hope he is getting billions of them.  I'm so sorry for the family and the last thing I saw (not really looking) was that the mom is still unconscious and unaware that her baby is gone.  Fuck, I'm all tearing up just thinking about it. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

42 Was the comment section busted earlier today?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 06:41 PM (sqp6o)

43 @31.. I know.  Such a freak thing.. the dad has said they can't even make funeral arrangements yet for his son.  Mom and another son are still hospitalized.. two others have been released.  They are all still in Birmingham.  Heartbreaking.  They need Gods strength to get them thru this.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 06:41 PM (u25eL)

44 Ah fuck.  Shitty deal jewells.  Thoughts and prayers sent.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 06:41 PM (vN7SY)

45 That guy on the Road Rage, fucked up. If someone is being an ass hole on the hwy, don't follow them home, just keep driving doing your own thing.

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 27, 2013 06:42 PM (zzeVM)

46 jewells, that is awful to hear, wow

Posted by: chemjeff at March 27, 2013 06:42 PM (BBWjt)

47 I see yours @38 chemjeff and raise you: http://tinyurl.com/2roey2

Posted by: Y-not at March 27, 2013 06:42 PM (5H6zj)

48 jewell, terrible and awful. I have to go and cry now. Your family is on my horde prayer list.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 27, 2013 06:42 PM (qPCAa)

49

If someone is being an ass hole on the hwy, don't follow them home, just keep driving doing your own thing.


Most State Patrols and local police now have number precisely for that kind of crap.

Posted by: Colorado Alex has a strategically placed sock at March 27, 2013 06:43 PM (lr3d7)

50 okay I gotta check out early tonight, be well all

Posted by: chemjeff at March 27, 2013 06:43 PM (BBWjt)

51 42 Was the comment section busted earlier today? Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 10:41 PM
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Well, if you had been here, like you are supposed to be you would know. No excuses about 'work', or 'income', none of that crap..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

52 Y'know, all these stories about how we were "one step from Nuclear Armageddon" indicate that we live today by the grace of God.    

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 06:43 PM (7um7O)

53 I know Peaches.  I was shocked when my husband told me.  I never met them, but I know the grandparents.. met them 3 or 4 times.. very nice people.  They must be heartbroken.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 06:43 PM (u25eL)

54 "Senator Elizabeth Warren plans to start shopping a book proposal to publishers, seeking to enhance her national political stature while promoting what she considers the cause of her public and legal career: protecting the middle class from abusive financial practices. " So she pays her staff $22 per hour in order to protect them from abusive financial practices. I may be wrong but I believe that members of congress are given a budget for staff and they have some discretion in how it is used. They can pay employees more and have fewer staffers, or they can pay them less and have more staffers. So $22 per hour, right Chief Warren?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 06:44 PM (TmyQl)

55 196 Does anyone know a good beekeeper?

Posted by: Puffley Judd at March 27, 2013 10:27 PM (vbh31)


--Yes, comments inaccessible, although several threads were posted thereafter.  Go down 3-7 threads and see how few comments there are (and how late the first ones are).

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 06:44 PM (+iA5G)

56 Evening roonz and roonettez. Day 4 of the Florida vacation is at an end...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 27, 2013 06:44 PM (U7ErG)

57

Ah Maryland! I live next door in NoVa and they make us look conservative. Believe me, that is a feat!

Posted by: puddleglum at March 27, 2013 06:44 PM (DGxUJ)

58 we live today by the grace of God.

we always have, buddy . . . nothing recent about it.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

59 Do not taunt happy fun Pixy

Posted by: Pixy at March 27, 2013 06:45 PM (jucos)

60 Thank you all for your prayers.. I know they help.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 06:45 PM (u25eL)

61 That Kent cigarette billboard in Times Square brings back memories. My mom smoked those when I was a kid.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2013 06:45 PM (FMbng)

62 57 Ah Maryland! I live next door in NoVa and they make us look conservative. Believe me, that is a feat! Posted by: puddleglum at March 27, 2013 10:44 PM
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I keep thinking that someone is going to call the loan and foreclose on MD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

63 42 Was the comment section busted earlier today?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 10:41 PM (sqp6o)


--(Fuck, how was my copy job negated for an earlier one???)


#55 was a reply to this.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 06:46 PM (+iA5G)

64 23 Oh.. and if ya'll can spare a second for a prayer to the family of the little boy who was killed in the Atlanta airport when that big fucking sign fell on them? Yeah.. that's my husbands side of the family. The little boy was his 3rd cousin. Such a tragedy. The mom is still in serious condition after undergoing a second surgery. I don't even know if she's been told her sweet little boy is dead.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 10:37 PM (u25eL)



It was horrible enough when it was anonymous....but it's heart-rending to have it connected to a fellow moron. Thoughts and prayers going out for the family.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 06:46 PM (kaalw)

65 Most State Patrols and local police now have number precisely for that kind of crap. Posted by: Colorado Alex has a strategically placed sock at March 27, 2013 10:43 PM (lr3d7) In Idaho, if some ass hole follows you home, gets out of his vehicle and approaches your vehicle, it is 95% a justified shoot, with a few details needed

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 27, 2013 06:46 PM (zzeVM)

66 I just saw a CBS42 clip.  The Birmingham airport has cleaned up the accident site so well you can't tell a sign was ever there.  Would this be called tampering with evidence? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 06:46 PM (QRXqb)

67 61 That Kent cigarette billboard in Times Square brings back memories. My mom smoked those when I was a kid.
Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2013 10:45 PM
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Withe Famous Micronite Filter

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

68 59 Do not taunt happy fun Pixy

Posted by: Pixy at March 27, 2013 10:45 PM (jucos)


How come you gots a different hash than the real pixy who linked to his awesome blog in the last thread?  can i haz some skeptical?

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

69 What's the deal with all of these people and words in my comment section?  I need my Unix log file back.

Posted by: sluggo at March 27, 2013 06:47 PM (vVv3V)

70 "How the Aurora Borealis Nearly Started World War III In 1962, at the height of Cold War tensions, Air Force Captain Charles Maultsby flew a U2 spy plane on Arctic missions to collect high-altitude air samples that the military would test to determine what other countries were testing nuclear weapons. His October 27 mission was supposed to take him to the North Pole and back, but his navigation by the stars was disrupted by the Aurora Borealis. So he decided to turn back. His return did not go as planned." The Soviet Union nearly destroyed the world (on more than one occasion), and I didn't even get a shirt. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 27, 2013 06:47 PM (c+TlF)

71 I live in Maryland. I wish I could GTFO. OweMalley is bad and the line up of Dummy Pols to follow him are as bad if not worse than him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 06:47 PM (jucos)

72   we always have, buddy . . . nothing recent about it. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 10:44 PM (8lmkt)


In a way so obvious you'd have to be blind to not see it. = )

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 06:48 PM (7um7O)

73 Those cabinets are apparently quite common in a lot of airports.

Plus they don't require inspection because they're not part of the structure.

Me, I'd say that something that weights 300-400 pounds and is located where people are should maybe deserve some scrutiny.

It'll be done NOW. It always takes blood before people think of the consequences of their decisions. Note that no one will lose their job or be even chastised for this. The airport will pay off through their insurance but that's paid for by taxpayer money.

Cold comfort for the dead child's parents.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 06:48 PM (Kpn/z)

74 69 What's the deal with all of these people and words in my comment section? I need my Unix log file back.
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Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

75 @ Merovign: 

What does a Dark Lord of the Sith look like?    Curious what modern Sith fashion is trending nowadays.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 06:48 PM (7um7O)

76 Ah, back to primitive nature.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 06:49 PM (JFUxT)

77 Ok, I'm off to go work out and watch Supernatural.  Everyone have a good night!

Posted by: Colorado Alex has a strategically placed sock at March 27, 2013 06:49 PM (lr3d7)

78 Well, if you had been here, like you are supposed to be you would know. No excuses about 'work', or 'income', none of that crap.. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 10:43 PM (aDwsi) Well, it was working fine when I was at work. Took off early and couldn't see the comments at home. The HQ, Award winning blog-where if you hit the tip jar you get a crappier product. Oy veh.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 06:49 PM (sqp6o)

79 Fuck, now I want a Kent

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2013 06:49 PM (aWmYM)

80 >>>212 Lynch would be easier to beat. Plus Markey is just such a wacko. I can see that, Andy

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2013 06:49 PM (aWmYM)

81 RWC, in Soviet Russia Pixy blog owns you!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 06:50 PM (QRXqb)

82 My mom smoked those when I was a kid.
Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2013 10:45 PM (FMbng)

So did mine. She stopped when she caught ME smoking. Didn't stop me though.

I smoked LUCKY STRIKES *cough* *hack* A REAL MAN'S cigarette.

Quite 15 years ago.

Best thing I've ever done. Now if I can only get rid of the 150 lbs I gained . . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 06:50 PM (Kpn/z)

83 Me, I'd say that something that weights 300-400 pounds and is located where people are should maybe deserve some scrutiny.
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Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

84 I smoked LUCKY STRIKES *cough* *hack* A REAL MAN'S cigarette.

Quite 15 years ago.

Best thing I've ever done. Now if I can only get rid of the 150 lbs I gained . . .
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 10:50 PM (
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LSMFT

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

85 Mike Hammer, will do.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 06:52 PM (TmyQl)

86 Best thing I've ever done. Now if I can only get rid of the 150 lbs I gained . . . Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 10:50 PM (Kpn/z) --------------------------------------------------------- It's been 15 months for me. Now when I am around cigarette smoke I can't believe I used to smoke. The smell is awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 06:53 PM (jucos)

87 Well, WRT to Maryland, I don't thing Assistant StateÂ’s Attorney Jim Brewer of Howard County, Maryland really seems to want his job very much. Not many people I hate more than officious, rude, and stupid public officials who don't give a shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 06:53 PM (bxiXv)

88 I figure I'm cooked..., just waiting on the bad news..., smoking for a loooong time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

89

And Ace, I'm fuckin' dissapointed you did have the burning skull will a puffy face for the Ashley Judd announcement post.

Ya thought . ya though, ya thought eight fuckin' things tonight.  Don't make a fuckin' maniac out of me.

Who are ya watchin'?

There's a lot of loose shit going on.

That's just.  The fuckin'.  Way. It is.

 

Where's Joe?

Posted by: Paul Anka at March 27, 2013 06:54 PM (dSE0q)

90 24 years for me. Quit when I went to work in an office where you couldn't smoke. Too damn hot in summer here to stand outside and smoke.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 27, 2013 06:55 PM (4Mv1T)

91 Not many people I hate more than officious, rude, and stupid public officials who don't give a shit. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2013 10:53 PM (bxiXv) ------------------------------------------------------- You've pretty much described all of them didn't ya.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 06:55 PM (jucos)

92 90 24 years for me. Quit when I went to work in an office where you couldn't smoke. Too damn hot in summer here to stand outside and smoke.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 27, 2013 10:55 PM
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Yeah, well a string of days in the teens with gusty winds gives pause also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

93 What does a Dark Lord of the Sith look like? Curious what modern Sith fashion is trending nowadays. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 10:48 PM (7um7O) Well. I wear a lot of black. It's slimming. Also, it kind of does go with everything. Capes are less convenient than you would think. I mean, yeah, at first it gets you noticed, but people get used to it fast. And then you're left getting caught in automated doors and shit. Not so much fun.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 06:56 PM (bxiXv)

94 I am thinking Maryland won't mind if the Ewoks start stalking Speeders then...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 06:57 PM (LRFds)

95 Where is galt?

Posted by: I Can at March 27, 2013 06:57 PM (n/udj)

96 The American Academy of Pediatrics has now gone on record that gay marriage is fabulous...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)

 

*******

 

Not so coincidentally today I received my notice from the AAP that my membership is set to expire unless I send in my renewal with dues payment. 

 

 

I am still drafting my reply.  It ought to be a doozy!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 06:57 PM (p8Mda)

97 fuck y'all, i'm steppin' out to burn a parlie right now.  in my size 1 jeans. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

98 Ace never promised you a rose garden.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 27, 2013 06:58 PM (BVkEs)

99 96 The American Academy of Pediatrics has now gone on record that gay marriage is fabulous...
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)


*******

Not so coincidentally today I received my notice from the AAP that my membership is set to expire unless I send in my renewal with dues payment.


I am still drafting my reply. It ought to be a doozy!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 10:57 PM (p8Mda)

 

*****

 

By the way, I am accepting suggestions from the Horde for what to say.  Have at it boys and girls. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 06:58 PM (p8Mda)

100 What's the deal with all of these people and words in my comment section? I need my Unix log file back. Posted by: sluggo at March 27, 2013 10:47 PM (vVv3V) I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that...

Posted by: HAL 9000 (A Hamster Odyssey) at March 27, 2013 06:58 PM (Vk2pI)

101 93 What does a Dark Lord of the Sith look like? Curious what modern Sith fashion is trending nowadays.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 10:48 PM (7um7O)


Well. I wear a lot of black.

It's slimming.

Also, it kind of does go with everything.

Capes are less convenient than you would think. I mean, yeah, at first it gets you noticed, but people get used to it fast. And then you're left getting caught in automated doors and shit. Not so much fun. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2013 10:56 PM
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Then..., there is the Isadora Duncan gambit....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

102 By the way, I am accepting suggestions from the Horde for what to say. Have at it boys and girls.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 10:58 PM (p8Mda)


--Paging Uncle Facts . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 06:58 PM (+iA5G)

103 Public Officials don't care because they aren't held to account like they used to be.

Unions are the reason. Once a Union gets in, accountability goes out the window.

They've got six reasons for every screw up and all of them point to management.

Then there's the work rules. That cabinet probably would've got some scrutiny by someone thoughtful and trying to do a good job but the "work rules" would've required a bunch of paperwork, hassle and attention from a supervisor that just didn't appear worth it at the time.

When no one's in charge, no one's to blame.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (Kpn/z)

104 95 Where is galt?  
 

Posted by: I Can at March 27, 2013 10:57 PM (n/udj)

 

 

He's... gone....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (lZBBB)

105 Question from earlier today. If you're on a two lane road, double line, and the idiot car in front of you has an "Obama08" bumper sticker ( over top of a Kerry/Edwards one ), along with one that says "I am the 99%", and it refuses to drive over 20 MPH.....it's totally legal to run it off the road into a tree, isn't it? I wasn't sure, so I didn't, but I would have been in the right, wouldn't I? So yea, loooooong drive earlier today.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (aH+zP)

106 Gib til it hurtz doh.

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (BVkEs)

107 No comment, really.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (BoE3Z)

108 Capes are less convenient than you would think. I mean, yeah, at first it gets you noticed, but people get used to it fast. And then you're left getting caught in automated doors and shit. Not so much fun. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2013 10:56 PM (bxiXv) Tell me about it! I'm sure the Comedian is still chuckling over it with the Silk Spectre...

Posted by: Dollar Bill at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (Vk2pI)

109 I keep thinking that someone is going to call the loan and foreclose on MD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 10:45 PM (aDwsi)



But then they'd be stuck with Maryland, which is why they just keep floating the loan back and forth to each other.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 27, 2013 06:59 PM (U7ErG)

110 105 Question from earlier today. If you're on a two lane road, double line, and the idiot car in front of you has an "Obama08" bumper sticker ( over top of a Kerry/Edwards one ), along with one that says "I am the 99%", and it refuses to drive over 20 MPH.....it's totally legal to run it off the road into a tree, isn't it? I wasn't sure, so I didn't, but I would have been in the right, wouldn't I?

So yea, loooooong drive earlier today.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 27, 2013 10:59 PM
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Actually, you get bonus points if it is a Leaf.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

111 NO CAPES!

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 27, 2013 07:00 PM (Kpn/z)

112 You've pretty much described all of them didn't ya..... Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 10:55 PM (jucos) I'm startin' to get sick of this whole "non-prosecution of the left" thing. The NBPP, Kimberlin and Co., Peter Gleick, David Gregory, and the list Does Go On... Gee, it's almost like some people don't like that old Rule of Law crap, and have the power to ignore it. They don't have to follow the law, why do I? What happens when enough people ask that question? Only a damned fool looks forward to that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 07:01 PM (bxiXv)

113 So Maryland is in the top 5 for fucked up? NY CA NJ IL MD is that right? or top 10 fucked up?

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 27, 2013 07:02 PM (zzeVM)

114 Open the comment boxes, HAL. Don't make me pull the hamsters from your mainframe.

Posted by: dr. dave crossbowman at March 27, 2013 07:02 PM (VwC86)

115 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2013 07:02 PM (JMmQ9)

116 So yea, loooooong drive earlier today. Posted by: Weirddave at March 27, 2013 10:59 PM (aH+zP) ------------------------------------------------------- MD right? I spent the day in DC and Through Montgomery County. Obama Bumper Stickers, Red Light Camera's and Speed Camera and an ass load of dumb drivers. I mean REAL DUMB.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 07:02 PM (jucos)

117 A list one won't see on Letterman, "Top 10 Messed Up States"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:03 PM (QRXqb)

118 Dumbass in the video seriously needs to reconsider his self-defense tactics.  What if the "kid" he punched, or his friend, were less inclined to punch back and more inclined to stab him?  Avoiding confrontation becomes even MORE important when you're carrying a firearm; it's better to just stay in the damn vehicle and drive away if you can.  Regardless of what you think of the case, I'd bet that George Zimmerman would agree, in hindsight...

Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2013 07:03 PM (2t0RS)

119 1972 Man do I wish I had that year baxk, those Northern lights Strohs Beer and trips to Canada across the Blue Water Bridge with a 40% exchange rate on the dollar and 27 cent a gallon gas, life before the Fall of Democracy.. And who need gay marriage, gun , control and hispanics sucking the life blood..

Posted by: clemenza at March 27, 2013 07:03 PM (HMQ8k)

120 Ha!! The bulls put an end to the Miami big heads string of wins All hail the greatness known as Chicago And go cubbies!!!

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 07:03 PM (j8JLb)

121 That's because they'd all be Blue States.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 07:04 PM (Kpn/z)

122 2The $91,500 shirt... looks like someone  gay   took one of the gay  paper scrub shirts and  gaily  applied silver-gay duct-tape to it  and then wore it to perform fellatio on seven gay dudes while having something gay  done  to his anus  involving seven  gay gerbils  that had recently been married by Rue Paul on Castro Street.

Posted by: Get My Drift? at March 27, 2013 07:04 PM (dSE0q)

123 Wow! So, did I break these comments also?! I can't possibly have gotten in at #121! That's, like, a new record!

Posted by: and irresolute at March 27, 2013 07:05 PM (DBH1h)

124
       LSMFT


        Let's Screw, My Finger's Tired.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2013 07:05 PM (SAMxH)

125 Bitter Clinger wins Premium Membership for stating the obvious! 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:05 PM (QRXqb)

126 LSMFT: Lucky Strike Means Fucking Tumors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 07:06 PM (Kpn/z)

127
Senator Elizabeth Warren plans to start shopping a book proposal...




...written in the White Man's snake letters.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 27, 2013 07:06 PM (kdS6q)

128 That was a quick bust. Kudos.

Posted by: Y-not at March 27, 2013 07:06 PM (5H6zj)

129 119 Ha!!
The bulls put an end to the Miami big heads string of wins

All hail the greatness known as Chicago

And go cubbies!!!

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 11:03 PM (j8JLb)


--Fuck off, Democrat


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 07:06 PM (+iA5G)

130 Jay-Z now has 101 problems

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 27, 2013 07:06 PM (NzBQO)

131 Who was the asshole dem that was caught on the street manhandling a civvy journalistmwhile shhhluring 'who are you. Who are you,.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:07 PM (sqp6o)

132 101 Reasons why Paul Anka is better than Jay-Z

1. Paul Anka can sing.

The other 100 are superfluous.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:07 PM (QRXqb)

133 Tired

Posted by: I Can2 at March 27, 2013 07:07 PM (n/udj)

134 Look. If you don't want the ball to get hit, don't lob it over the plate like a marshmallow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 07:07 PM (Kpn/z)

135

119 Ha!!  All hail the greatness known as Chicago

 

Exactly! Ha! But then again, those once in a lifetime experiences are good...

Posted by: and irresolute at March 27, 2013 07:08 PM (DBH1h)

136 107 Dollar Bill,

almost makes you wish you had kept playing football with Nagurski eh?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:08 PM (LRFds)

137 103 95 Where is galt?


Posted by: I Can at March 27, 2013 10:57 PM (n/udj)


He's... gone....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2013 10:59 PM (lZBBB)



There's actually a town named Galt in California. No relation to Ayn Rand.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 07:09 PM (kaalw)

138 YouTube is throttling channels that are not asshat affiliated.

Posted by: Saint Assad at March 27, 2013 07:09 PM (cvrr4)

139 130 Who was the asshole dem that was caught on the street manhandling a civvy journalistmwhile shhhluring 'who are you. Who are you,.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 11:07 PM (sqp6o)


--Former D Congressman from NC . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 07:09 PM (+iA5G)

140 Hey Merovign, should I expand that snippet of story about The Seventh Courtesan into my Camp NaNoWriMo writing project?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:10 PM (QRXqb)

141 Posted by: PabloD at March 27, 2013 11:03 PM (2t0RS) there was a thing in ID a few years ago with a road rage. Who knows who did who on the road, but someone followed the other into a grocery store parking lot and got out of his car and approached the other car. The guy in the other shot the guy as he got to his window with 3 or 4 rounds then put a few more rounds in him when he was on the ground. The shooter went to trial for the few rounds in him when he was on the ground, but the shooter walked in the end If the shooter would not have put any rounds in the guy when he was on the ground, the shooter would have walked so moral is, don't follow someone in ID in a raod rage and approach their car.

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 27, 2013 07:10 PM (zzeVM)

142 If Paul Anka  had  an illegal immigrant   wife  and she  gave birth to a child on American soil would it be considered an Anka-baby?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:10 PM (p8Mda)

143 When my cubbies win the series this October it'll be a once in four lifetimes event Oh sweet shit that's pathetic

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 07:10 PM (9TME+)

144 I've been thinking of moving to Texas to try to get a job maybe related to the oil boom. Anyone know where to go that's best? Eagle Ford? San Antonio? Or for that matter, anyone know where any jobs are available?

Posted by: Hopeless at March 27, 2013 07:11 PM (dNkDl)

145 "If you're so concerned for your safety, don't come to Maryland."

Aaaand that's why people in Maryland universities are now forming golden-dawn style "White Student Unions".

The State won't protect conservatives, so conservatives must form groups to protect themselves. And Jeb Bush's and Lindsey Graham's GOP isn't getting the job done.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 07:11 PM (QTHTd)

146 104, If they also have that stupid "COEXIST" sticker, you need to flip them the bird as you speed by.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 07:12 PM (TmyQl)

147 138 Hey Merovign, should I expand that snippet of story about The Seventh Courtesan into my Camp NaNoWriMo writing project? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 11:10 PM (QRXqb) I don't know? Yes? No? Maybe? Wait! I want to change my answer!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 07:12 PM (bxiXv)

148 128. Yo logprof Just imagine how miserable ill be if the bears or god help you all the cubs win!!

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 07:12 PM (9TME+)

149 Where do we go from here?

Posted by: WhatIF at March 27, 2013 07:12 PM (c4aAS)

150 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 11:10 PM (p8Mda) --------------------------------------------------------' Well played.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 07:12 PM (jucos)

151 And thus Merovign was plunged off the cliff for failing to answer one of the questions three....

aaaiiieeeeee........

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:14 PM (QRXqb)

152 119 Ncj, wow finally some good news! Peaches so do you smoke?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 07:15 PM (vgd4f)

153 A friend suggested an "Anchor Baby on Board" sign..

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 27, 2013 07:15 PM (BVkEs)

154 so anyway, comcast took a major shit on me tonight; what'd I miss?

Posted by: AltonJackson has a question for Teh.Horde™ (new content up) at March 27, 2013 07:16 PM (JMmQ9)

155 ------------------------------------------------------- MD right? I spent the day in DC and Through Montgomery County. Obama Bumper Stickers, Red Light Camera's and Speed Camera and an ass load of dumb drivers. I mean REAL DUMB. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos) To be fair, it's the start of tourist season. And we have a nice diverse culture where a lot of folks last conveyance Involved an animal of some sort, But yeah, absolute shitty drivers around the beltway.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:16 PM (sqp6o)

156 146 128. Yo logprof
Just imagine how miserable ill be if the bears or god help you all the cubs win!!

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 11:12 PM (9TME+)


--Imagine if the Jets make the Stanley Cup Finals!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 07:16 PM (+iA5G)

157 "130 Who was the asshole dem that was caught on the street manhandling a civvy journalistmwhile shhhluring 'who are you. Who are you,. Posted by: RWC " Was that Murtha?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 07:16 PM (TmyQl)

158 where is Galt

A region of Golarion, in the Pathfinder setting. They had a revolution. And then they had another revolution. And a run of red terror. And a counter-revolution.

The name "Galt" was a pretty clever joke actually

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 07:16 PM (QTHTd)

159 148 And thus Merovign was plunged off the cliff for failing to answer one of the questions three.... aaaiiieeeeee........ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 11:14 PM (QRXqb) Sure. Throw a Sith Lord off a cliff. That'll work. Better yet, throw them off the cliff, then turn and walk away without looking to make sure they actually died. That would be even better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 07:18 PM (bxiXv)

160 Who are Yooooo?

Posted by: Bob Etheridge at March 27, 2013 07:18 PM (jucos)

161 So if the AAP approves of same sex marriage, what will their position be when pedophiles start demanding the right to "love" who they want? Nastiness.

Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2013 07:18 PM (9tSXa)

162 what the heck was that consarned new contraption that ole Andy has us talking with ? That one of them eye-pods ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 07:18 PM (qICl6)

163 130 Posted by: RWC Who was the asshole dem that was caught on the street manhandling a civvy journalist, while shhhluring 'who are you. Who are you,. It was a fool from North Carolina ... I forget the name. He wasn't drunk, he simply had a thick drawl.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 27, 2013 07:19 PM (OLLnu)

164 And Jeb Bush's and Lindsey Graham's GOP isn't getting the job done.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 11:11 PM (QTHTd)



Yet theirs is still the GOP we have, kind of makes you wonder.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 27, 2013 07:19 PM (vfB2N)

165 96. Ha, T is a size 1 also....100lbs and 5'0" It's always entertaining when she gains about ten lbs and calls my sisters looking for sympathy

Posted by: Ncj at March 27, 2013 07:19 PM (Yu5xN)

166

1972 Man do I wish I had that year baxk, those Northern lights Strohs Beer and trips to Canada across the Blue Water Bridge with a 40% exchange rate on the dollar and 27 cent a gallon gas,

 

 

A bit before my time but let me guess.....Challengers?  Riverport?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:19 PM (vN7SY)

167

"Not many people I hate more than officious, rude, and stupid public officials who don't give a shit"

Well, that's the local/State governments of DC and MD...

BTW, anyone see clips of the "180 days in a HS" of the DC school? I shudder for any kid sentenced to that gulag.

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 27, 2013 07:19 PM (lbiWb)

168 158 JMEL,

THE STAYTE SHOULDN'T STOP LOOOOVEEE baby

//EmoTard

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:20 PM (LRFds)

169

So did any Morons end up admitted to hospital due to ACWS** today?

 

 

 

**Acute Comment Withdrawal Syndrome

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:20 PM (p8Mda)

170 What's next, the Sith Lord will claim he is being oppressed?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:20 PM (QRXqb)

171 for your consideration


went to a large Wells Fargo branch today to get some case.  The teller told me there were short on fiftys and hundreds


..."because a lot of people were withdrawing money today"

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at March 27, 2013 07:20 PM (Dll6b)

172 "150 A friend suggested an "Anchor Baby on Board" sign.. Posted by: Craig Poe" That would probably get you charged with a hate crime.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 07:20 PM (TmyQl)

173 Who was the asshole dem that was caught on the street manhandling a civvy journalistmwhile shhhluring 'who are you. Who are you,.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 11:07 PM (sqp6o)



That would be my former Congresscritter, Boxin' Bob Etheridge of North Carolina. Replaced by Renee Elmers whos district was changed around in the recent gerrymandering redistricting so much of the former 2nd district is now George Holding's 13th district.



Yes folks, I live in District 13.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 27, 2013 07:21 PM (U7ErG)

174 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 11:10 PM (p8Mda)

Jeebus.

Did you strain a tendon reaching for that one?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 07:21 PM (Kpn/z)

175 Or make it, "Anchor Baby! On Board"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:21 PM (QRXqb)

176 I'm just popping in for a moment to say that I'm bereft that there was a thread about Meggy Mac and I was unable to comment due to the blog being broken at the time. I am wounded. Deeply, sorely wounded. I must now retire to my fainting couch to weep for these lost opportunities.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/s][/b][/i] at March 27, 2013 07:22 PM (CA2NO)

177 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW4W6IZAbAs


Some go thirsty; some just drown.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 07:22 PM (kaalw)

178 WHOOOOO ARE YOOOOOOOOOOO?

Posted by: Bob Etheridge at March 27, 2013 07:22 PM (jucos)

179 Did you strain a tendon reaching for that one?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 11:21 PM (Kpn/z)

 

*******

 

Why yes.  Yes I did.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:22 PM (p8Mda)

180 "157 Who are Yooooo? Posted by: Bob Etheridge" Oh yeah. I thought it was Murtha because of the odd way of speaking.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 07:22 PM (TmyQl)

181 166 Seamus Muldoon,

I don't want to talk about it...

and wife is gloating I probably got in the top ten in two days...

and by gloating I mean mocking

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:22 PM (LRFds)

182 MWR, avoid the Queen of the Courtesan Corps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:23 PM (QRXqb)

183 169 NerdyGirl,

whereas having a billboard for free abortion on demand in spanglish would not...

we're a really f**ed up place

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:24 PM (LRFds)

184 Glad to see everyone weighing in on the anchor jokes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:24 PM (p8Mda)

185 --Former D Congressman from NC . . . Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 11:09 PM (+iA5G) Bob Ethridge. Thanks.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (sqp6o)

186 for your consideration went to a large Wells Fargo branch today to get some case. The teller told me there were short on fiftys and hundreds ..."because a lot of people were withdrawing money today" Posted by: Lanny the poker man at March 27, 2013 11:20 PM (Dll6b) There are so many "oh s**t this is it" moments that are happening, which are then followed by things seemingly going on like normal. We are becoming desensitized to it. Things are getting worse and worse, but we haven't seen collapse. I doubt few will foresee the straw that broke the camels back, but when it happens...

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (Vk2pI)

187 174 MWR,

Moogan will be doing it in a love bus man....

that is a mental image almost as welcome as Kathy G and AC getting it on in non modular mutually exclusive zero sexual tension bliss....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (LRFds)

188 Got a pet question for the Horde. After years of saying "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." every time the little Porksters asked for a puppy, I accidentally said "yes" a couple of weeks ago. What has been said cannot be unsaid, as you all well know. Anyway, the new puppy is seriously interfering with the relationship 'tween me & an orphan cat that for some reason has bonded to me. Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (vS/gD)

189 Remember to tell all your friends, IDAHO is full and racist too! the hate crimes on Belgians and the Dutch decendants are off the charts.....

Posted by: Jake in ID at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (zzeVM)

190 167 What's next, the Sith Lord will claim he is being oppressed? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 11:20 PM (QRXqb) Occupy Coruscant! Good times, good times.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (bxiXv)

191 So Far

Posted by: Rake at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (AiHEn)

192 Doh!   Shoulda checked store hours before embarking on a late night shopping trip.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 07:25 PM (7um7O)

193   Sure. Throw a Sith Lord off a cliff. That'll work. 

Better yet, throw them off the cliff, then turn and walk away without looking to make sure they actually died. That would be even better. 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2013 11:18 PM (bxiXv)



Do Sith Lords float?   A witch!   Burn her!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2013 07:26 PM (7um7O)

194 Ace was mean to us today.

Posted by: meeeghan ( . Y . ) mccain at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (VwC86)

195 Since no one reads the blog and only the comments, Ace really did have a content free blog today.

Unless it was different for the premium subscribers.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (KCvsd)

196 I not understand the urge to confront some gumbah kid who cuts you off because he's an idiot, and you're just fine -because you are an excellent driver. Drive on, buddy.

Posted by: Sarahw at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (LYwCh)

197 Yet theirs is still the GOP we have, kind of makes you wonder.
***
Jeb and Lindsay's interests are in keeping conservatives out of power, not in implemented conservative policies. And they are good at looking after their own interests.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (zPVBH)

198 Got a pet question for the Horde. After years of saying "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." every time the little Porksters asked for a puppy, I accidentally said "yes" a couple of weeks ago. What has been said cannot be unsaid, as you all well know. Anyway, the new puppy is seriously interfering with the relationship 'tween me & an orphan cat that for some reason has bonded to me. Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along? Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (vS/gD) Well, if you really want cats and dogs living together, I'm sure I can help you out...

Posted by: Gozer the Gozerian at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (Vk2pI)

199 "whereas having a billboard for free abortion on demand in spanglish would not... we're a really f**ed up place Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher" Don't they put most of those in black neighborhoods, along with all the Planned Parenthood Abortion Mills?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (TmyQl)

200 Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (vS/gD)

 

*******

 

Smear the cat with bacon grease and turn 'em both loose in the family room?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (p8Mda)

201 i smell gasoline

Posted by: Rake at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (AiHEn)

202 WHOOOOO ARE YOOOOOOOOOOO?

Posted by: Bob Etheridge at March 27, 2013 11:22 PM (jucos)




I'm one of the people that voted you out, ass. Enjoy retirement.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (U7ErG)

203 Meggy Mac: not worthy of my cheesesteak

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 07:27 PM (QTHTd)

204

:::Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along?:::

 

Beat the puppy with your baseball  cap when it starts growling at the cat.  It'll learn.

 

The  puppy, not the cat.  Cat's won't learn a fucking thing.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 27, 2013 07:28 PM (JDIKC)

205 Smear the cat with bacon grease and turn 'em both loose in the family room? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 11:27 PM (p8Mda) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

Posted by: Bacon Hotline at March 27, 2013 07:28 PM (Vk2pI)

206 200 WHOOOOO ARE YOOOOOOOOOOO?

Jon  Galt

Posted by: Rake at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (AiHEn)

207 Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (vS/gD)


slather the cat in love and studiously ignore the puppy.  puppies re very resilient.  cats hold grudges.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (8lmkt)

208 185 174 MWR,

Moogan will be doing it in a love bus man....

that is a mental image almost as welcome as Kathy G and AC getting it on in non modular mutually exclusive zero sexual tension bliss....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (LRFds)


Didn't they say Moogie's show was titled "Meet the Jackass"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (0dZJc)

209 23 Oh.. and if ya'll can spare a second for a prayer to the family of the little boy who was killed in the Atlanta airport when that big fucking sign fell on them? Yeah.. that's my husbands side of the family. The little boy was his 3rd cousin. Such a tragedy. The mom is still in serious condition after undergoing a second surgery. I don't even know if she's been told her sweet little boy is dead.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 10:37 PM (u25eL)


When I heard of that horrible tragedy, it was heart wrenching and invoked anger.  A 300 pound sign secured with glue (liquid nails)?  How insane is that?  My heart goes out to family who lost life and suffering debilitating injuries, all because of contractors cutting corners to make a buck.  So sick and so very sad.  Prayers to all family members.

Posted by: Deli LLama at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (lGu1O)

210
went to a large Wells Fargo branch today to get some case. The teller told me there were short on fiftys and hundreds
***
I really don't expect they'll do a Cyprus here.

Inflation is a much better tool to rob the middle class, and as we've seen over the last 4 years, no one will do anything about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (zPVBH)

211 @ Seamus Muldoon & Gozer the Gozerian: you should be ashamed. Me too, because I laughed.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (vS/gD)

212 Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along? Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (vS/gD) --------------------------------------------------------- Make the cat "disappear".

Posted by: Bob Etheridge at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (jucos)

213 What's the difference?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aroKJ1pfsWE

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (kaalw)

214 Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 10:32 PM (u25eL) Jewells, if you end up taking Hwy 50 through Colorado, give a shout. I'd love to meet you! I'm in the yahoo group -- mindysosiare at, etc.

Posted by: Mindy at March 27, 2013 07:29 PM (wk9P4)

215 202 EoJ,

sure the cat will...it'll learn to laugh its ass off at the puppy getting knocked stupid...

hell it'll passive-ag the poor dog and laugh...

my cat did it to my dog all the time.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:30 PM (LRFds)

216

Anyway, the new puppy is seriously interfering with the relationship 'tween me & an orphan cat that for some reason has bonded to me. Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along?

 

I'm sure others will have better advice, but my experience is let the kitteh watch the puppy from a safe perch  near your shoulder.  It will be disgusted, but will slowly accept the stupidity.

 

Like they do with humans.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:30 PM (vN7SY)

217 So that is why Coruscant stinks....  full of Occu-tards like Jar-Jar.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:30 PM (QRXqb)

218 Don't they put most of those in black neighborhoods, along with all the Planned Parenthood Abortion Mills?
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Darn tooting they do. Heroes to a man and woman they are.

Too many human weeds...and we are going to pull them out.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at March 27, 2013 07:31 PM (zPVBH)

219

"Remember to tell all your friends, IDAHO is full

and racist too"

Hmm. So is WV & Western VA...

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 27, 2013 07:31 PM (lbiWb)

220 210 Bob Etheridge,

I'd suggest the Cat-o-pault 3000


"meeeeee------owwwww"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:31 PM (LRFds)

221 slather the cat in love and studiously ignore the puppy. puppies re very resilient. cats hold grudges. Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2013 11:29 PM (8lmkt) ------------------------------------------------------ Dogs have loving owners. Cats have staff.

Posted by: Bob Etheridge at March 27, 2013 07:32 PM (jucos)

222 Not a sports car.  0-60 in 26 seconds stock.

http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/865795.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:32 PM (QRXqb)

223

ncj

Cubs and Bulls ? Really ? Get hankies ready.

 

Consider Blackhawks and White Sox. It's retro -black and white, like our asshole CIC.

 

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 07:32 PM (qICl6)

224 211 Lurking Canuck,

and heads of state and....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:32 PM (LRFds)

225 The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork, Who did you get the puppy from? Sometimes they will give you advice on how to work with issues that come up. Cats tend to bully dogs. I've seen cats chase labs, boxers, and other large dogs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2013 07:32 PM (TmyQl)

226

See?  Better advice from the horde.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:32 PM (vN7SY)

227

I'd suggest the Cat-o-pault 3000

 

********

 

Sven- that is just  so  wrong  awesome  on so many levels!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:33 PM (p8Mda)

228 214 "Remember to tell all your friends, IDAHO is full and racist too" Hmm. So is WV Western VA... Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 27, 2013 11:31 PM (lbiWb) Don't forget that Spokane is just over the border from Coeur d'Alene, and you all know what a SPLC-forsaken place THAT is.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 07:33 PM (vS/gD)

229 Now I've read more comments. Jewells, I'll definitely pray for comfort and healing for your family members. Such sad news!

Posted by: Mindy at March 27, 2013 07:33 PM (wk9P4)

230 Good to see the disk quota was upped.

Posted by: Whatev at March 27, 2013 07:33 PM (A7Wh1)

231 Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along? Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (vS/gD) Get rid of the puppy. Seriously, there are a ton of advice sites but it's hard to tell who's good or not because my cats always adopted my dogs. Try cats.about.com or just search for "help cats and dogs get along." Always make sure the cat has somewhere to go the dog can't get to. Puppies are doubly hard because they're nucking futs and have a 3-second attention span. Obedience training for the dog is a must if they get rowdy. Cats do not suffer fools gladly, and puppies are *damned* fools. Introductions need to be made with the dog under control, on a leash, etc. Let the cat make the approach. Introductions is plural because it will take more than one try. Also try introductions after the dog is worn out playing and calmer. Try cuddling the cat after playing with the dog to associate the dog smell with you... unless that makes the cat anxious. Best of luck - it takes time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 07:34 PM (bxiXv)

232 220 NerdyGirl,

my American ShortHair...well Mom's at the time used to go on Kamikaze raids against my Alsatian-Wolf...

just begging the dog to kill her....

and one time, one time after the sixth tail swat he got her by the neck and was just looking at us begging us to let him kill her....

Mom's boyfriend was beating the dog, I was beating him....

great family fun...everyone ought to get crips and bloods over for dinner every Thursday night at the same time.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:34 PM (LRFds)

233 200 WHOOOOO ARE YOOOOOOOOOOO? Posted by: Bob Etheridge at March 27, 2013 Who are you Who who who who Who are you Who who who who

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:34 PM (sqp6o)

234 lol

Posted by: Rake at March 27, 2013 07:34 PM (AiHEn)

235 Stupid Etheridge sock

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 07:35 PM (jucos)

236 186 Got a pet question for the Horde. After years of saying "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." every time the little Porksters asked for a puppy, I accidentally said "yes" a couple of weeks ago. What has been said cannot be unsaid, as you all well know. Anyway, the new puppy is seriously interfering with the relationship 'tween me & an orphan cat that for some reason has bonded to me. Any suggestions how to help the two critters learn to get along?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 11:25 PM (vS/gD)



I remember a very interesting training session -- kitten on the back porch, dog lunges for her....whacked the dog across the head. Dog reels back, shakes it off, sees kitten, lunges, gets another whack. Dog is getting the impression that there's something special about this fuzzball, moves slowly in to sniff it. That's allowed. Dog sniffs usual dog places -- mouth, crotch, anus.....still allowed.....but it smells like vermin. So....oh.....so....slowly....opens jaws and starts putting them around the kitteh -- and gets clobbered. Kitten was terrified, of course, but dog is slowly getting the message. Next day was much easier.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 07:35 PM (kaalw)

237 If the dog gets too friendly with the cat, get the cat this.
http://youtu.be/mSBKZPNsK74

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:35 PM (QRXqb)

238 LOL

Posted by: Rake2 at March 27, 2013 07:35 PM (AiHEn)

239 Is this an older cat or a kitten? Cats aren't real fond of puppies, but they usually get over it. Make sure you give the cat some pets, without the puppy around. And teach the puppy to leave the cat alone. Sooner or later, the pup will get a few claws across the face and learn to back off.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 27, 2013 07:36 PM (Lqy/e)

240 222 Seamus Muldoon,

Heh I miss my cat...and I still feel the hole in my heart from Dog passing on.....


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:36 PM (LRFds)

241 Out. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 27, 2013 07:36 PM (U7ErG)

242 Buttheads like Kimberlin usually show up in a body bag with the cause of death being 'blunt force trauma'.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2013 07:36 PM (n8LUb)

243 #186  It will take time,  but they will learn to get along.  I had an old coon hound and 2 cats that got along fine, even slept together when I was gone.

The thing to do is to give the pup and the cat both times with you by themselves,  so that the jealousy instinct gets neutralized.  Then let them interact under supervision.

Also, do not de-claw the kitten.  A couple of swipes at the pup's nose will earn him respect from the dog.  Pretty soon they will give each other wide berth,  and eventually come to some sort of an arrangement.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 27, 2013 07:36 PM (GoIUi)

244

"Not a sports car"

While not a "fast car", it certainly was "sporting" for it's day. Still very, very good looking as well.

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 27, 2013 07:36 PM (lbiWb)

245 "slather the cat in love and studiously ignore the puppy. puppies re very resilient. cats hold grudges. Posted by: Peaches" Yup. That cat will wait till you're asleep and smother you.

Posted by: Old Wife at March 27, 2013 07:37 PM (TmyQl)

246 :::The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork::: Always liked that screen name.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 27, 2013 07:37 PM (JDIKC)

247 Cya GGE.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 07:37 PM (QRXqb)

248 "slather the cat in love and studiously ignore the puppy. puppies re very resilient. cats hold grudges. Posted by: Peaches" And make sure that someone checks up on you every day, because if you die in your home your cat will eat you.

Posted by: Old Wife at March 27, 2013 07:38 PM (TmyQl)

249 Heh I miss my cat...and I still feel the hole in my heart from Dog passing on.....


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 11:36 PM (LRFds)

 

********

 

Yeah man- they will do that to you.   (Not the cats so much, but the dogs).  Our Aussie  (BDE**)  is 12 years old this year and Mrs. M & I are both anticipating the loss it will be when he goes. 

 

 

 

**Best Dog Evah!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:38 PM (p8Mda)

250 "Yup. That cat will wait till you're asleep and smother you.

Posted by: Old Wife "

Don't you mean "suck the air out of you" or something? MIL was actually worried and commented about such for our 1stborn.

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (lbiWb)

251 Yeah, don't go to Spokane. I had to borrow money to get out of the place. Told that to a co-worker once and found out that she had to borrow money to get out of there too.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (Lqy/e)

252 If you'd bet Jenna Wolfe wasn't a lesbian, you'd be WRONG.

http://tinyurl.com/d6u2mjr (breitbart)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (Kpn/z)

253 Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who


Posted by: Lieutenant Horatio Caine at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (VwC86)

254 Dog lives inside. Cat lives outside. Problem solved.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (n8LUb)

255 So?

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (7som+)

256 242 Seamus Muldoon,

you may have a lot of years left...

always hard to tell...

I should have put my dog down at 20-21 but I couldn't so he siffered for three years with shot knees....

you learn a lot from raising or growing with a dog.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 07:39 PM (LRFds)

257 What if  Human Cannonballs were used on the border?  If they caught illegals entering U.S.,sent them back using the Human Cannonballs, and word got around, wouldn't that cut back on illegals sneaking into the country?   

Posted by: Deli LLama at March 27, 2013 07:40 PM (lGu1O)

258 Who are you Who who who who Who are you Who who who who Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 11:34 PM (sqp6o) Am I what?

Posted by: All 11 Doctors Simultaniously at March 27, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

259

Dog vs. Cat

 

What breed is the dog ? It matters.

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 07:41 PM (qICl6)

260 And if your kitteh is being harrassed by the dog, you might put the cat in touch with this guy,  just for backup -->  (link in my nick)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:42 PM (p8Mda)

261 Pit bull

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 07:42 PM (7som+)

262 Any breed of dog > any breed of cat

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 27, 2013 07:42 PM (n8LUb)

263

If they caught illegals entering U.S.,sent them back using the Human Cannonballs, and word got around, wouldn't that cut back on illegals sneaking into the country

 

Worked on me.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:42 PM (vN7SY)

264 Good to see the disk quota was upped.

Obligatory:  We've upped our quota, up yours!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2013 07:42 PM (xKC/c)

265 239 :::The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork::: Always liked that screen name. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 27, 2013 11:37 PM (JDIKC) ' wish I could take credit for it, but it's from The Muppet Show.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 07:43 PM (vS/gD)

266 Shouldn't we just shoot pit bulls, breed to kill...

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 07:45 PM (7som+)

267 Introducing two kiitehs into my dogs world was basically 'don't fuck with me, i won't bite you 'playfully.' So the kittens basicaly perched themselves where they could and watched her. Although i would have the dog shoving me out of the way in bed while one kitty was on my chest and the other purring directly into my ear. Maybe the common bond was to F with me.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:46 PM (sqp6o)

268 Times Square 1972...

Mmmm... Beefeater Gin, Checker motorcars...

Posted by: Obamao at March 27, 2013 07:46 PM (JtyGg)

269 I'm looking for the man what shot my paw!

Posted by: Pit Bull what was only wounded at March 27, 2013 07:46 PM (p8Mda)

270 Our Aussie (BDE**) is 12 years old this year

Better keep it away from Steven Spielberg

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 07:47 PM (QTHTd)

271 #254  VERY important that you get the dog in with a good trainer.  If you could tell me your state,  I will see if my trainer knows a good one in your state.

You do NOT want one of those "dogs are nicey-nice, only positive reinforcement" training people.  This is how I wound up being a prisoner in my office with my English shepherd locked outside.  She is a bossy dog and was bossing ME!  My neighbor,  who had a pit bull -lab mix recommended the guy to me, and my dog is now well-behaved and is a joy to work with.

Pit bulls need a firm hand and you need a trainer who will help you.  Do not put this off, as it will be the best money you have spent.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 27, 2013 07:49 PM (GoIUi)

272 What if Human Cannonballs were used on the border? If they caught illegals entering U.S.,sent them back using the Human Cannonballs, and word got around, wouldn't that cut back on illegals sneaking into the country?
***
I prefer land mines.

Cheap...and effective.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2013 07:50 PM (zPVBH)

273 I shot a few dogs I am sorry to say.

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 07:52 PM (7som+)

274 I'm a dog person. I like dog stew, french fried dog, dog gumbo, and dog chops.

Posted by: Obama at March 27, 2013 07:52 PM (TmyQl)

275 OK, I'm out dogs and cats, living together; it just ain't right... oh, and speaking of "just ain't right": pls restore the comment box font to the previous font, OK? thx tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson has a question for Teh.Horde™ (new content up) at March 27, 2013 07:53 PM (JMmQ9)

276 I'm out y'all.  Don't trash the place.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at March 27, 2013 07:53 PM (p8Mda)

277 Sometimes they bite, and sometimes i bite back.

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 07:54 PM (7som+)

278 I meant to say that Wells Fargo was short on casH


my point was it's not what They do; it's what people fear--legitimately fear--and how the people react ( or over-react )


They--whoever They really are--may not intend to give savings accounts a 'haircut', in re Cyprus.  Inflation probably a better, more efficacious method.


But in Cyprus it is being done, and likely to be followed elsewhere in Europe.  Hence, it may happen here:  Precedent, like karma, is a Bitch.


In banks, so they tell me, they gots six dollars in cash for every hundred in deposits.  Do the math...

Posted by: Lanny the poker man at March 27, 2013 07:54 PM (Dll6b)

279 MD right? I spent the day in DC and Through Montgomery County. Obama Bumper Stickers, Red Light Camera's and Speed Camera and an ass load of dumb drivers. I mean REAL DUMB. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 27, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos) Yea, but I was in what's usually the good part, in and around Galena, on the deep red Eastern Shore.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 27, 2013 07:55 PM (aH+zP)

280 Who's the jackass Waken3? Catpiss or hector? Erg?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:55 PM (sqp6o)

281 By the way, I am accepting suggestions from the Horde for what to say. Have at it boys and girls. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 27, 2013 10:58 PM (p8Mda) A real Moron would use at least 6 variations on "suckers of cock".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2013 07:56 PM (MBqvE)

282 I shot a few dogs I am sorry to say.
___
If you've still got 'em, I've got the chili powder.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 27, 2013 07:57 PM (zPVBH)

283

"slather the cat in love a piquant marinade and studiously ignore the puppy who will love you back. puppies re very resilient. cats hold grudges but are tasty, about the only use I have for these nasty domestic parasites.
Posted by: Peaches"

 

FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 07:57 PM (IDSI7)

284 suckers of cock
___
You rang?

Hey, is that an illegal assault weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 27, 2013 07:58 PM (zPVBH)

285 Seems like a slow ONT, did people bail because of the earlier sequester ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 07:58 PM (qICl6)

286 273 Who's the jackass Waken3? Catpiss or hector? Erg?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 11:55 PM (sqp6o)


--Syntax suggests raykon

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 07:58 PM (+iA5G)

287 I didn't like The Godfather. It insists upon itself.

Posted by: Whatev at March 27, 2013 07:59 PM (A7Wh1)

288

Sometimes they bite, and sometimes i bite back.

 

My testicles quiver and shrink  from your manly presence.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:59 PM (vN7SY)

289 Puppy is a Border Collie-Queensland Blue Heeler mix.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 27, 2013 07:59 PM (vS/gD)

290 If  dogs bite, i shoot.

Shit, its common sense

I love dogs...

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 07:59 PM (7som+)

291

If you'd bet Jenna Wolfe wasn't a lesbian, you'd be WRONG.

http://tinyurl.com/d6u2mjr (breitbart)


Another 40 year old "professional" woman deciding to have a kid without the father around.  How fabulous.  I'm sure that will turn out just super.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 27, 2013 08:00 PM (lr3d7)

292 280 I didn't like The Godfather. It insists upon itself.

Posted by: Whatev at March 27, 2013 11:59 PM (A7Wh1)


--Goodfellas > Godfather (and that opinion predates that shitty cartoon show)

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:00 PM (+iA5G)

293 If dogs bite, i shoot.

Shit, its common sense

I love dogs...

Posted by: Waken3

 

Thanks for reminding us of your manliness.  My testicles still cannot be located.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 08:02 PM (vN7SY)

294 Erg is consistent at posting under "breitbart" and uses "knucklehead" a lot; he mostly trolls Ace, so doesn't come to the ONT often. Hector thinks we're Muslim stooges (LOL). Catpiss uses long runon sentences, links to Zerohedge, and trolls the moronettes.

Raykon is the guy who blows smokerings from his hashpipe and makes no sense.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 08:02 PM (QTHTd)

295 Sopranos

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 08:02 PM (7som+)

296 --Syntax suggests raykon Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 11:58 PM (+iA5G) Fuckin' sequester. No more cash for entertaining FSA reps. Hitting the bottom of the barrel now.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 08:02 PM (sqp6o)

297 Thumbs up for volume 1 of the re-release of Mobile Suit Gundam Origin

http://tinyurl.com/c859wba

Hopefully this sells decently enough that it won't get dropped in the middle like Viz's release

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2013 08:03 PM (vJdyz)

298 280 I didn't like The Godfather. It insists upon itself. Posted by: Whatev at March 27, 2013 11:59 PM (A7Wh1) Haven't seen Godfather or Scarface.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 08:05 PM (sqp6o)

299 The Dude, I am so envious of your obvious excess of time and money for entertainment, and I admire your tastes.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2013 08:05 PM (aWmYM)

300 Scarface is mostly montages. Yawwwwn. Although you do get to see Pacino tearing shit up.

I just got Goodfellas at a Target. It's... okay.

I prefer Godfather 1-2, I gotta admit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 08:06 PM (QTHTd)

301 So I just changed my FB picture to a version of that pink equality picture, only with a big black circle and slash through it.  Let's see how much hate mail I get in the next 24 hours.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 27, 2013 08:07 PM (lr3d7)

302 Puppy is trainable but high energy then. Start with the simple stuff like teaching it to sit. I'm sure at some point it will try to herd the cat, which won't go well

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2013 08:07 PM (Lqy/e)

303 Heh. How about this symbol: http://glaivester.blogspot.com/ 2011/08/galton-inequality-symbol.html

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 08:09 PM (QTHTd)

304

282 Dr. J.P.

I've had really laid back breeds, like rough collies, go medieval on cats.

 

 They're bred to keep threats away. Cats are threats, I guess.

 

 The breed is great with kids and people, just don't invade their territory.

 

Strange seeing "Lassie" go gonzo, but I understand it nowadays.

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 08:09 PM (qICl6)

305 My  point is, if a pit bull attacks

I will kill it with my pistol

What say you?

Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 08:10 PM (7som+)

306 Paul Anka is Canadian.  If you're offended, sorry about that, although these days I may have to apologize for Justin Bieber.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 08:10 PM (k0CeE)

307

Use this for the cat.

 

http://tinyurl.com/37v2y9b

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 27, 2013 08:13 PM (+9AX9)

308 296 Heh. How about this symbol: http://glaivester.blogspot.com/ 2011/08/galton-inequality-symbol.html

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 12:09 AM (QTHTd)


--Who is [John] Galton?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:13 PM (+iA5G)

309 298 My point is, if a pit bull attacks I will kill it with my pistol What say you? Posted by: Waken3 at March 28, 2013 12:10 AM (7som+) Remember, site picture is best acquired by looking down the barrel, pull trigger. If you still see red you're good to go.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 08:13 PM (sqp6o)

310 298 My point is, if a pit bull attacks I will kill it with my pistol What say you? ------------------------------------------ Sure if its a threat. But it has happened to you multiple times? Do you run an open-air butcher shop in Detroit or something?

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at March 27, 2013 08:14 PM (X3xYu)

311 Paul Anka is Canadian. If you're offended, sorry about that, although these days I may have to apologize for Justin Bieber.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 28, 2013 12:10 AM (k0CeE) 


Apologize for Bieber! There should be a national day of mourning, or reparations for that shit.



Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 27, 2013 08:14 PM (NzBQO)

312 Dear 1970's... Please come back. All is forgiven. This decade is a whiney little bitch that keeps spending all my money and won't put out. It never stops nagging me about me smoking either. I'll never badmouth you again and I'll even wear that wing collared polyester shirt you like so much.

Posted by: otho at March 27, 2013 08:15 PM (yBF/9)

313 294 Colorado Alex, I like my brothers rather small jab at the gay marriage bs. I am sure the Facebook mafia is just gearing up.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 08:15 PM (vgd4f)

314 306 like should be liked.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 08:16 PM (vgd4f)

315 Apologize for Bieber! There should be a national day of mourning, or reparations for that shit.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 28, 2013 12:14 AM (NzBQO)



It used to be that I'd have to apologize for Celine Dion.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 08:16 PM (k0CeE)

316 My point is, if a pit bull attacks

I will kill it with my pistol

What say you?

Posted by: Waken3

 

I say your manliness is way too much for my basic ass to handle.  You need some professional anal  assistance.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 08:16 PM (vN7SY)

317 278 Seems like a slow ONT, did people bail because of the earlier sequester ? Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 11:58 PM (qICl6) Partly that. Also seems to be a little bit of a "drunken asshole" night, so it's boring. Some topics just bring that out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 27, 2013 08:17 PM (bxiXv)

318 Posted by: Waken3 at March 27, 2013 11:54 PM (7som+) Raykon troll needs a nuking n

Posted by: Buzzion at March 27, 2013 08:18 PM (dZXb8)

319

Logprof

 

Was it you that said you had to grade papers one night? If so what do you teach?

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 27, 2013 08:19 PM (+9AX9)

320 --Imagine if the Jets make the Stanley Cup Finals!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 11:16 PM (+iA5G)



Logprof, if you're still around, did you know that Gary Doer (aka. Canada's Ambassador to the US) shares Jets' season tickets with 3 other people?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 08:19 PM (k0CeE)

321

Heh. How about this symbol: http://glaivester.blogspot.com/ 2011/08/galton-inequality-symbol.html


I'm stealing that and making one in similar colors to the equality pics.  We'll see how long it takes for someone to notice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 27, 2013 08:19 PM (lr3d7)

322

Lou's,

What did your brother do, again?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 27, 2013 08:21 PM (lr3d7)

323 Anybody know the route the 'Bates Motel' show is going for?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 08:22 PM (sqp6o)

324 312
Logprof

Was it you that said you had to grade papers one night? If so what do you teach?

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 28, 2013 12:19 AM (+9AX9)


--Supply chain


313 --Imagine if the Jets make the Stanley Cup Finals!


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 11:16 PM (+iA5G)


Logprof, if you're still around, did you know that Gary Doer (aka. Canada's Ambassador to the US) shares Jets' season tickets with 3 other people?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 28, 2013 12:19 AM (k0CeE)


--[Johnny Carson voice] I, I did not know that.  He was also Premier of Manitoba for my first few years here.  I actually sat next to him on a flight to Vancouver 5 years ago.  He was okay as Premier, but I think he makes a very good U.S. ambassador.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:23 PM (+iA5G)

325 Seriously, what's the Galton reference, BTH?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:24 PM (+iA5G)

326 ?

Posted by: Waken3.211 at March 27, 2013 08:27 PM (7som+)

327 306 Heh. How about this symbol: http://glaivester.blogspot.com/ 2011/08/galton-inequality-symbol.html

I'm stealing that and making one in similar colors to the equality pics. We'll see how long it takes for someone to notice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2013 12:19 AM (lr3d7)


--I don't get it.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:30 PM (+iA5G)

328 jewells, I was sickened when my wife read that article to me. Our prayers go out to the family. I've done the Wichita-ABQ trip numerous times. If you don't mind two lane roads you can take US 54 to Tucumcari. There's not much to see along the way; Liberal, KS; Hooker, OK; Guymon, OK; Dalhart, TX. We did the trip via I-40 the first time because my wife felt safer on an interstate. Not a lot between OKC and Amarillo either though. I liked the shorter route. Even though the speed limit is lower than the interstate I thought it was a quicker route. If you can, build in time to see one of SMOD's ancestors just off I-40. Meteor Crater is about five hours west of Albuquerque. We visited it once. Sure, it's a hole in the ground, but quite impressive.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 27, 2013 08:30 PM (hqKrm)

329 Anybody know the route the 'Bates Motel' show is going for?

Posted by: RWC at March 28, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)


So far, that the Bates aren't the worst things in town. Might be a midseason show but so far it's the best new show of the season

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2013 08:30 PM (vJdyz)

330

This is a great place, but it's like one of those classic old buildings that everyone loves, but no one wants to sink money into the rehab. What a shame.

 

The Horde is therapy for many of us. Thanks for the entertainment.

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 08:30 PM (qICl6)

331 307, he just made a comment on Facebook that our soldiers are hurting because of the sequestration, and he did not give a shit about gay marriage. I liked the comment, and now am waiting for the Facebook gay marriage mafia to attack.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 08:30 PM (vgd4f)

332 So far, that the Bates aren't the worst things in town. Might be a midseason show but so far it's the best new show of the season

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2013 12:30 AM (vJdyz)


--No way, Vikings or Americans.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:31 PM (+iA5G)

333 That road rage guy got his ass beat

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2013 08:31 PM (/7Xis)

334 An equal sign with a slash through it denotes 'not equal'.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 27, 2013 08:32 PM (hqKrm)

335 --No way, Vikings or Americans.

Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 12:31 AM (+iA5G)


Haven't like Vikings and though The Americans is really good, I've just liked Bates Motel more so far

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2013 08:33 PM (vJdyz)

336
--[Johnny Carson voice] I, I did not know that. He was also Premier of Manitoba for my first few years here. I actually sat next to him on a flight to Vancouver 5 years ago. He was okay as Premier, but I think he makes a very good U.S. ambassador.

Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 12:23 AM (+iA5G)



The first time the reincarnated Jets played in DC I accosted him on the concourse while he was eating a sandwich.  He was very gracious.



He has the socializing gift, which is critical for any ambassador.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 08:33 PM (k0CeE)

337 318 An equal sign with a slash through it denotes 'not equal'.

Posted by: BishopWash at March 28, 2013 12:32 AM (hqKrm)


--I know that, but who/what the fuck is "Galton"?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:34 PM (+iA5G)

338 The first time the reincarnated Jets played in DC I accosted him on the concourse while he was eating a sandwich. He was very gracious.

He has the socializing gift, which is critical for any ambassador.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 28, 2013 12:33 AM (k0CeE)


--I very much like what I see so far.  He's stood up even to Zero, whom many libtard Canuckis sympathize with.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:35 PM (+iA5G)

339 The road rage guy is in deep trouble. Once people disengage it's over.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 27, 2013 08:36 PM (+9AX9)

340 +=

Galt is a  drunk

Posted by: Juuubee at March 27, 2013 08:37 PM (wyxum)

341 I know of a guy who got into an altercation in a bar with two guys. Went out to his car, got a gun and shot one of them. He's in prison now for manslaughter. He'll probably die there as he was old when he went in.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 27, 2013 08:38 PM (+9AX9)

342 Who is Galt?

Posted by: Juuubee at March 27, 2013 08:38 PM (wyxum)

343 Sorry about that logprof. No idea about Galton.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 27, 2013 08:38 PM (hqKrm)

344 --I very much like what I see so far. He's stood up even to Zero, whom many libtard Canuckis sympathize with.

Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 12:35 AM (+iA5G)



I may have shown up at embassy event in my last-of-the-90s-edition Jets jersey once or twice...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 08:39 PM (k0CeE)

345 The irony of the incident was the bar was called "Friendly's".

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 27, 2013 08:39 PM (+9AX9)

346 Why you bumblebee gargling b!tch, don't you know 'bout state lines?

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 08:40 PM (qICl6)

347 Good heavens, my grammar is lousy.  If AtC was here I'd send some confessional brownies her way.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 08:41 PM (k0CeE)

348 326 Who is Galt?

Posted by: Juuubee at March 28, 2013 12:38 AM (wyxum)


--Sorry, joke already expended @ 293.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:42 PM (+iA5G)

349 Hey, I guess "Juuubee" is on Autotrollban

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:45 PM (+iA5G)

350 You can teach a cat but it takes a pair of welding gloves, a bucket of ice water and an endless supply of shoes.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2013 08:45 PM (vGDIU)

351 The good Don Anka wants a Jay-z chain started.

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 08:45 PM (qICl6)

352 Oh wow comments work again.  Probably just because I hit the tip jar.

Hope Ace enjoys the (not too many) bottles of Valu-Rite I was able to contribute.

Cheers y'all.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 27, 2013 08:47 PM (/izg2)

353 i   tried

Posted by: Juuubee6666 at March 27, 2013 08:48 PM (wyxum)

354 The comments being down... I don't know what I did, but I'm sure it was my fault. It was that unintentional post, wasn't it, the one with too many italicized ampersands....

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 27, 2013 08:49 PM (U13jb)

355 Sure, it's a hole in the ground, but quite impressive.



If it's impressive holes you're looking for....

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 27, 2013 08:50 PM (/izg2)

356 suck

Posted by: Juuubee66667654 at March 27, 2013 08:50 PM (wyxum)

357 The road rage guy is proof that carrying pepper spray or bear spray, 18" of radiator hose and a roll of duct tape (and maybe a stun gun) in one's car, under the front seat, is an excellent idea. If the driver had sprayed him, duct-taped him, then whaled on him with the radiator hose, the video would already have 5,000,000 hits. Exit question: Why didn't at least one of the guys kick this fool in his nuts? He really needed it.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 27, 2013 08:50 PM (OLLnu)

358 Comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 27, 2013 08:51 PM (+wxCD)

359 If it's impressive holes you're looking for....

Impressive, not expansive.  There is a difference.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 27, 2013 08:51 PM (xKC/c)

360 Well, I looked up Galton inequality on-line and while he;s intriguing I'not sure what to make of him: dedicated evolutionary scientist/mathematician, or racialist crackpot?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 08:53 PM (+iA5G)

361 A feel good story from Florida.  A woman who just started working at a company declined to put money in the office lottery pool because she was so new, had not see first paycheck yet.  Even declined when someone offered to loan her the $20.  That office had a ticket that matched the 5 white numbers for the $338 million Powerball drawing, so the ticket is worth $1 million.  The office pool decided to share their good fortune with their new coworker.

http://tinyurl.com/cqtbopo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 08:57 PM (QRXqb)

362 You can teach a cat but it takes a pair of welding gloves, a bucket of ice water and an endless supply of shoes.

A low tech squirt bottel full of ammonia is good for training cats about what they are and aren't allowed to do.  It doesn't take but a few applications before they start to respect the bottle's authority.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 27, 2013 08:58 PM (/gHaE)

363

84% of readers have taken Paul Anka's side over Jay-Z so far.........

Jay-Z needs to show some integrity, for chrissakes......

Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 27, 2013 09:07 PM (4ABat)

364 Time of death ONT 1:08.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 09:08 PM (vgd4f)

365 Could the kardashians get any more vapid?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 09:09 PM (vgd4f)

366 344 Time of death ONT 1:08. Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2013 01:08 AM (vgd4f)


It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones at March 27, 2013 09:09 PM (+iA5G)

367 Why should I care about the Kardashians?



*Hands lou's a girl brownies*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 09:10 PM (k0CeE)

368 Oh Not That.

Posted by: seamrog at March 27, 2013 09:11 PM (qICl6)

369 It's dead, Jim. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Posted by: BishopWash[/i] at March 27, 2013 09:13 PM (hqKrm)

370 evening, 'rons. 

Kinda bad day here.  We were walking our dog, on leash, in our neighborhood and a pit bull ran out the yard of a nearby apt building and attacked our dog.  Husband got a chunk torn out of his forearm in the ensuing battle. ow.

Great evening.  Gahhhd.  Keep your animals on leashes, people.

He's a hurtin'.

Posted by: Derak at March 27, 2013 09:13 PM (lkjWK)

371 Time of death ONT 1:08. Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2013 01:08 AM (vgd4f) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbGtjnluyY

Posted by: The Undead Hat at March 27, 2013 09:14 PM (Vk2pI)

372 Hello?  Bedtime.

Posted by: Derak at March 27, 2013 09:17 PM (lkjWK)

373 Kinda bad day here. We were walking our dog, on leash, in our neighborhood and a pit bull ran out the yard of a nearby apt building and attacked our dog. Husband got a chunk torn out of his forearm in the ensuing battle. ow.

Great evening. Gahhhd. Keep your animals on leashes, people.


Go one of those in my neighborhood. Doesn't seem to me that pit bull owners are the most considerate of others. Or maybe that's cause I got chased by it several years ago.

Hope he heals.

Get a lawyer.

Posted by: Methos at March 27, 2013 09:19 PM (hO9ad)

374 347 Lurk, landed on the channel by complete accident.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 27, 2013 09:26 PM (vgd4f)

375 C'mon you ONT people. I've still got an hour and a half of work yet. I need to be entertained. Hop to it.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:27 PM (JFUxT)

376 354 347 Lurk, landed on the channel by complete accident.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2013 01:26 AM (vgd4f)



Run away!  Run away!



Good night!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at March 27, 2013 09:27 PM (k0CeE)

377

Derak at March 28, 2013 01:13 AM

 

I smell a lawsuit.

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 27, 2013 09:31 PM (+9AX9)

378 355 C'mon you ONT people. I've still got an hour and a half of work yet. I need to be entertained. Hop to it.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:27 AM (JFUxT)


--I thought the default was the Kate Upton bouncey video.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 09:32 PM (+iA5G)

379 So....some weather we've been having lately....

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:33 PM (JFUxT)

380 359 So....some weather we've been having lately....

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:33 AM (JFUxT)


Looks like we got a slush thing goin' on.

Posted by: Phil at March 27, 2013 09:34 PM (+iA5G)

381 C'mon you ONT people. I've still got an hour and a half of work yet. I need to be entertained. Hop to it. Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:27 AM (JFUxT) At last, the 1948 show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2013 09:37 PM (Vk2pI)

382 plain water in a spray water works fine for my cat.

Posted by: Palerider at March 27, 2013 09:37 PM (m+nIW)

383 Yeah, I did it.

Posted by: the dog at March 27, 2013 09:38 PM (8KGvR)

384 --I thought the default was the Kate Upton bouncey video. Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 01:32 AM (+iA5G) ------------------- Where? Where?

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:38 PM (JFUxT)

385 364

--I thought the default was the Kate Upton bouncey video.
Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 01:32 AM (+iA5G)


-------------------


Where? Where?

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:38 AM (JFUxT)


--Dunno.  Have not seen in months.  I'm surprised it's not a perma-link on the home page here.  Search for "kate upton jumping gif" or somesuch.

Posted by: Phil at March 27, 2013 09:41 PM (+iA5G)

386 My name is not Gaia. I don't even know any Gaia. I know a Luna, she and I hang out a lot. But no Gaia. Have you met my chiropractor, Dr. Smod?

Posted by: Earth at March 27, 2013 09:41 PM (8KGvR)

387 /Cheers denizen sock

soona, here's a start (nick in link)


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 09:43 PM (+iA5G)

388 I have it from good sources that Paul Ank is a Ewok lord in disguise.... the battle is about to begin.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 27, 2013 09:46 PM (b2fD/)

389 362 plain water in a spray water works fine for my cat. Posted by: Palerider at March 28, 2013 01:37 AM (m+nI -------------------- Got a puppy when I was a kid in household that already had a Tomcat. I was always trying to play the referee but my mom told me to just leave them alone and they'll work it out themselves. Within two weeks they were best buds. Inseperable.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:46 PM (JFUxT)

390 Posted by: jewells45 at March 27, 2013 10:37 PM (u25eL) -       That is awful. My prayers & condolences to the family.

Posted by: Baldy at March 27, 2013 09:49 PM (opS9C)

391 OT: I am gay and against gay marriage and saw my young nephew is against it too... Kind of a weird situation as everyone on my FB page is for gay marriage (among many of my friends there, it is like spam all over everything) or is silent on the subject., and the one person who says they are against it is my nephew.

Posted by: Baldy at March 27, 2013 09:53 PM (opS9C)

392 358 355
C'mon you ONT people. I've still got an hour and a half of work yet. I need to be entertained. Hop to it.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 01:27 AM (JFUxT)

--I thought the default was the Kate Upton bouncey video.

Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 01:32 AM (+iA5G)



Which one? So far as I know, all Kate Upton videos are bouncy.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2013 09:53 PM (kaalw)

393 367 /Cheers denizen sock soona, here's a start (nick in link) Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 01:43 AM (+iA5G) ------------------------------- Oh my. Saving this for when I get home. I'm in the medical field. I'm a professional. Those are some nice tits.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:54 PM (JFUxT)

394 Wish I could keep this hash.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:57 PM (JFUxT)

395 BTW, Berkshire Hathaway to PAY NOTHING to be among top Goldman Sachs holders http://tinyurl.com/bmhjcw6

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2013 10:01 PM (Vk2pI)

396 I always win. You can waste me. You can use me. You can't stop me. Plus, wounds healed, no extra charge.

Posted by: Time at March 27, 2013 10:01 PM (ma3QC)

397

10 hrs of Kate Upton's Bouncing Boobies?

Bob Dole feels a couple of 4 hour erections coming on.

Posted by: Bob Dole for Viagra at March 27, 2013 10:01 PM (uLJ79)

398 And Bob Dole thinks your hash is awesome, Soona.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 27, 2013 10:02 PM (uLJ79)

399 I'm all that stands between Colorado and Texas. Think about that!

Posted by: Oklahoma at March 27, 2013 10:06 PM (j1x0S)

400 Happy-ish Wednesday to all,

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 10:10 PM (TvO05)

401 378 And Bob Dole thinks your hash is awesome, Soona. Posted by: Bob Dole at March 28, 2013 02:02 AM (uLJ79) ------------------- Alas. It is but an iPhone hash.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:13 PM (JFUxT)

402 wish I did the business to make buying a 3D printer worthwhile. Be so much nicer to go from CAD to model to actual construction

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2013 10:13 PM (vJdyz)

403 362 plain water in a spray water works fine for my cat.

They're just humoring you with the water to make you think you're in control.  Cats are treacherous like that.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 27, 2013 10:14 PM (/gHaE)

404 382 wish I did the business to make buying a 3D printer worthwhile. Be so much nicer to go from CAD to model to actual construction

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2013 02:13 AM (vJdyz)


--So what could a 3d printer do with Kate Upton pics?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 10:14 PM (+iA5G)

405 --So what could a 3d printer do with Kate Upton pics?

Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 02:14 AM (+iA5G)


nothing since you would still have to model it before you can get to the molding

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2013 10:16 PM (vJdyz)

406 379 I'm all that stands between Colorado and Texas. Think about that! Posted by: Oklahoma at March 28, 2013 02:06 AM (j1x0S) --------------------- And it's really going to be th shits when TX finally realizes they can't keep themselves red.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:16 PM (JFUxT)

407 I shall extract my revenge. All in due time!

Posted by: The Cat at March 27, 2013 10:16 PM (9xhPY)

408 Save me! Nuke Tulsa.

Posted by: Oklahoma at March 27, 2013 10:18 PM (9xhPY)

409 Water is alike a sternly worded letter of protest from the state department, filed and ignored.  The ammonia is like a Taser to the ball sac, it makes a lasting impression.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 27, 2013 10:19 PM (/gHaE)

410 uh.. I didn't mean that. Tulsa's just been needy today.

Posted by: Oklahoma at March 27, 2013 10:20 PM (9xhPY)

411 So what could a 3d printer do with Kate Upton pics? Posted by: logprof at March 28, 2013 02:14 AM (+iA5G) ----------------------- The eventual Kate Upton sexbot. I can see a vast marketing opportunity springing up.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:23 PM (JFUxT)

412 And by the time I make Oklahoma, she'll be sleepin' She'll turn softly and call my name loud And she'll cry just to think I'd really leave her Though time and time I try to tell her so, She just didn't know that I would really go

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 10:25 PM (TvO05)

413 388 Save me! Nuke Tulsa. Posted by: Oklahoma at March 28, 2013 02:18 AM (9xhPY) ------------------- As long as Tulsa keeps voting red, they'll be safe from the rest of OK.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:28 PM (JFUxT)

414 Night all. Here is "Creature Lives" from Mastodon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge6hnXztD3c

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at March 27, 2013 10:32 PM (Vk2pI)

415 392 And by the time I make Oklahoma, she'll be sleepin' She'll turn softly and call my name loud And she'll cry just to think I'd really leave her Though time and time I try to tell her so, She just didn't know that I would really go Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 28, 2013 02:25 AM (TvO05) -------------------- In the context of the of the present conversation, those are some scary lyrics, I tell you.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:34 PM (JFUxT)

416 In the context of the of the present conversation, those are some scary lyrics, I tell you. I'm a stream of unconsciousness kind of person ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 10:36 PM (TvO05)

417 All right, time to hit the hay.

'Night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2013 10:36 PM (+iA5G)

418

Hey cthulhu I knew you'd be interested in this: http://tinyurl.com/c3szhav  I just looked around and found out that I have more 80%'s than I have -15's...

And THAT, my friends, is saying something

 

Yay I'm gonna go cut some more tomorrow

Posted by: DAve at March 27, 2013 10:39 PM (XDC0v)

419 I'm a stream of unconsciousness kind of person ... Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 28, 2013 02:36 AM (TvO05) --------------------- So, does that mean your pretty easy after about a sixpack.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:46 PM (JFUxT)

420 So, does that mean your pretty easy after about a sixpack. I'm pretty when I'm wearing make up. Or at least that's what the girl at the make up counter told me after she sold me a half dozen cookies.

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 10:50 PM (TvO05)

421 I'm pretty when I'm wearing make up. Or at least that's what the girl at the make up counter told me after she sold me a half dozen cookies. Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 28, 2013 02:50 AM (TvO05) -------------------------- Masquerading Girl Scouts. I guess you have to believe 'em.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:57 PM (JFUxT)

422 My sweat and toil is finished for the night. It's been real....kind of.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 11:01 PM (JFUxT)

423 It's real in an imaginary kind of way ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 11:04 PM (TvO05)

424 G'night, Soona Better tomorrows...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 11:05 PM (TvO05)

425 Open the windows, But shut the door, After the intertube trouble today, No post should end w/ # 404 ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at March 27, 2013 11:34 PM (TvO05)

426 Obama's a marxist
The leftists are dicks
the thread became wormfeast
at  post 406

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2013 12:00 AM (FMbng)

427 " Dear 1970's... Please come back. All is forgiven. This decade is a whiney little bitch that keeps spending all my money and won't put out. It never stops nagging me about me smoking either. I'll never badmouth you again and I'll even wear that wing collared polyester shirt you like so much." ding ding ding ding..... we have a winner. I go shoot myself now.

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 28, 2013 05:38 AM (HEo6y)

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