April 16, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (4-16-2013)
— Maetenloch

You know the deal by now. Just be cool and everyone comes out a winner. That means you too lurker-fawn-types. The Ewok doesn't like surprises, bad news, situations requiring eye contact, or people whining about missed contractual obligations. So let's all keep him nice and non-agitated.

Worthwhile Pressure Cooker Policy Announced

There was once a little man called Niggle, who had a long journey to make. He did not want to go, indeed the whole idea was distasteful to him; but he could not get out of it. He knew he would have to start some time, but he did not hurry with his preparations.

Niggle was a painter. Not a very successful one, partly because he had many other things to do.Most of these things he thought were a nuisance; but he did them fairly well, when he could not get out of them: which (in his opinion) was far too often. The laws in his country were rather strict.There were other hindrances, too. For one thing, he was sometimes just idle, and did nothing at all.For another, he was kind-hearted, in a way. You know the sort of kind heart: it made him uncomfortable more often than it made him do anything; and even when he did anything, it did not prevent him from grumbling, losing his temper, and swearing (mostly to himself). All the same, it did land him in a good many odd jobs for his neighbour, Mr. Parish, a man with a lame leg. Occasionally he even helped other people from further off, if they came and asked him to. Also, now and again, he remembered his journey, and began to pack a few things in an ineffectual way: at such times he did not paint very much.

He had a number of pictures on hand; most of them were too large and ambitious for his skill.He was the sort of painter who can paint leaves better than trees. He used to spend a long time on a single leaf, trying to catch its shape, and its sheen, and the glistening of dewdrops on its edges. Yet he wanted to paint a whole tree, with all of its leaves in the same style, and all of them different.

There was one picture in particular which bothered him.

Raymond Ching Wrens.sm

Salon: Let's Hope the Marathon Bomber is a White American

Because that would be useful to the Left's cause. Also because White Privilege.

Note the category error of treating a sex and an ethnic group as being the same type of group as members of a particular religion.

Likewise, in the context of terrorist attacks, such privilege means white non-Islamic terrorists are typically portrayed not as representative of whole groups or ideologies, but as "lone wolf" threats to be dealt with as isolated law enforcement matters. Meanwhile, non-white or developing-world terrorism suspects are often reflexively portrayed as representative of larger conspiracies, ideologies and religions that must be dealt with as systemic threats - the kind potentially requiring everything from law enforcement action to military operations to civil liberties legislation to foreign policy shifts.

"White privilege is knowing that even if the bomber turns out to be white, no one will call for your group to be profiled as terrorists as a result, subjected to special screening or threatened with deportation," writes author Tim Wise.
Because of these undeniable and pervasive double standards, the specific identity of the Boston Marathon bomber (or bombers) is not some minor detail - it will almost certainly dictate what kind of governmental, political and societal response we see in the coming weeks. That means regardless of your particular party affiliation, if you care about everything from stopping war to reducing the defense budget to protecting civil liberties to passing immigration reform, you should hope the bomber was a white domestic terrorist. Why? Because only in that case will privilege work to prevent the Boston attack from potentially undermining progress on those other issues.

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How Sad Is Al Qaeda?

In their Jihadi monthly, Inspire, they have articles like "How To Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mother". I guess using hot plates in the basement is too technical.

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The Bullet Bubble

Manufacturers are operating flat-out but can't keep up with demand, as consumers snap up every box of ammo as soon as it comes on the market. Wal-Mart limits buyers to three boxes when they're available, and Cabela's is limiting online orders to one box per day of the popular .22 long shells increasingly used as cheap ammo for target rifles and pistols.

...But why the national shortage? Here's my theory: Bullets are easy to store, non-perishable, and they hold their value or even increase in times of crisis. So they're a lot like gold or any other commodity that has served as hard money through the ages (or even the canned mackerel fillets that serve as currency in U.S. prisons, according to this classic 2008 Wall Street Journal story). With states like Connecticut and Colorado passing strict new restrictions on gun owners and the President flying around the country to drum up support for national gun control, ammo buyers are like consumers queuing for gas or loading up on gold in the inflationary 1970s. They're creating their own shortage.

Well according to an old family friend back in the Depression days people often bartered in ammunition and liquor since they could be used as needed or stored for long periods.

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The Coming Ricky Jay Documentary

Ricky Jay, who is perhaps the most gifted sleight-of-hand artist alive, was performing magic with a deck of cards. Also present was a friend of Mamet and Mosher's named Christ Nogulich, the director of food and beverage at the hotel. After twenty minutes of disbelief-suspending manipulations, Jay spread the deck face up on the bar counter and asked Nogulich to concentrate on a specific card but not to reveal it. Jay then assembled the deck face down, shuffled, cut it into two piles, and asked Nogulich to point to one of the piles and name his card.

"Three of clubs," Nogulich said, and he was then instructed to turn over the top card.

He turned over the three of clubs.

Mosher, in what could be interpreted as a passive-aggressive act, quietly announced, "Ricky, you know, I also concentrated on a card."

After an interval of silence, Jay said, "That's interesting, Gregory, but I only do this for one person at a time."

Mosher persisted: "Well, Ricky, I really was thinking of a card."

Jay paused, frowned, stared at Mosher, and said, "This is a distinct change of procedure." A longer pause. "All right-what was the card?"

"Two of spades."

Jay nodded, and gestured toward the other pile, and Mosher turned over its top card.

The deuce of spades.

A small riot ensued.

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The Saxy Songs of the 80's

For some reason saxophones were really big in 80's music. Sometimes for the better, sometimes not. Me - I can take or leave the sax but I do think modern music needs more trombone.

Why Do Men Get Crew Cuts?

There are various reasons that men get crewcuts, but there seems to be a common factor: a crewcut signals transition and commitment. It means humility, curiosity, perseverance, and purpose. A crewcut means that a man has gotten serious about something, be it God or subsuming his ego to become a member of a football team. I once saw Mark Hamill in an interview say that he felt that Luke Skywalker, his iconic character in Star Wars, should have come back in the third film with a crewcut-a signal that he was no longer a whiny adolescent but a scarred bad-ass who was ready to die for a cause. George Lucas, wrong as usual, nixed the idea.

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10 Women We're Not Sure are Hawt

Well some are clearly hot but the rest are all at least cute +/- a beer. Not counting their elbows of course.

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1 first!

Posted by: Member of the Horde at April 16, 2013 05:34 PM (026j9)

2 ""How To Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mother"

It actually takes 8 or 9 years to complete the bomb.

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 05:35 PM (XQzGn)

3

second

 

Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2013 05:35 PM (eqV3Q)

4 Good evening Ms. Tiegs.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 05:36 PM (6Pg8r)

5

Drat Not First or even second. It's been a sucky day.

 

Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2013 05:36 PM (eqV3Q)

6

"ammunition and liquor since they could be used as needed or stored for long periods."

 

I have home-made wine. What u got?

Posted by: Member of the Horde at April 16, 2013 05:36 PM (026j9)

7 g'evenin, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 05:37 PM (JMmQ9)

8 "How To Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mother" is my favorite U2 album!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2013 05:37 PM (+iA5G)

9 Tiegs poster is only $2.50! I'm so ordering one!

Posted by: Member of the Horde at April 16, 2013 05:38 PM (026j9)

10 Ass, Grass, or Gas could also be considered currency.

Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2013 05:38 PM (eqV3Q)

11 I just want to be left alone.

Posted by: lurker #11 at April 16, 2013 05:38 PM (Ir+27)

12 In before the lurkers!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief Logistics Directorate, Republic of Alextopia at April 16, 2013 05:38 PM (9kHvL)

13 I just want to be left alone.

Sorry, we're a nanny state.   You'll never be left alone again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 05:39 PM (xKC/c)

14 Music started getting real szxxy in 78 or so.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 05:39 PM (6Pg8r)

15 LOL before I even clicked the "hot or Not" link I thought of The Office and Hilary Swank, and sure enough, so did the article.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2013 05:39 PM (+iA5G)

16 /Biden sock


Ladd is on fire!

3-1 Jets

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 05:40 PM (+iA5G)

17 I may or may not have owned one of those Shaun Cassidy posters but I'm not saying...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 05:40 PM (RZ8pf)

18 Did U2 make "Rattle and Boom!" or not??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 16, 2013 05:41 PM (IF6dz)

19 Mr. Adams or Jerry Garcia?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:41 PM (HVff2)

20 I have a crewcut. But I got it because I got tired of combing my hair.

Posted by: Jesse at April 16, 2013 05:41 PM (YGZxu)

21 Emma Stone? Blake Lively? I hereby declare that list a joke.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2013 05:41 PM (fvMJE)

22 14 Music started getting real szxxy in 78 or so.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 09:39 PM (6Pg8r)



--The saxiest song ever is "One Step Beyond" by Madness, released in '79.  Coincidence?

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 05:42 PM (+iA5G)

23 Tammy better get her ass over here!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

24

Too much sax and violins.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at April 16, 2013 05:42 PM (pxDth)

25 Worst.list.ever and for teh internet that is saying something. Emma Stone, burning hot. Blake Lively, have you seen the pictures? Good lawd that guy must be gayer than Reggie Love.

Posted by: Traye at April 16, 2013 05:42 PM (nNlaU)

26 Well I am going to bail.  Need to write some.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 16, 2013 05:43 PM (IF6dz)

27 Teej, you're right, proof reading is not the moron way! I won't immediately re-lurk because...Milestone!...for the first time in all my years of lurking, I didn't read the ONT before going to the comments!

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 05:43 PM (aDbwM)

28

Angelina Jolie has the ugliest legs i have ever seen on a woman.

And i sported a flat-top haircut ala George Jones when i was a wee lad.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 05:44 PM (026j9)

29 Grizzly Adams was a sex symbol??I think my sister had one of those Shaun Cassidy posters.

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2013 05:44 PM (9XBK2)

30 Salon is such a fucking joke.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 16, 2013 05:44 PM (LI1Kh)

31 Well I am going to bail. Need to write some.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 16, 2013 09:43 PM

Goodnight Anna Puma.

Posted by: Jesse at April 16, 2013 05:44 PM (YGZxu)

32

I hereby propose that we reverse roles tonight.  Lurkers shall comment and commenters shall lurk.

 

Ready...and...go

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at April 16, 2013 05:44 PM (pxDth)

33 Saxy? "Harden My Heart" by Quarterflash.

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2013 05:44 PM (doBIb)

34 Jerry Garcia a sex symbol? Ask bob Weir

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:45 PM (HVff2)

35 Stupid Caps. Why couldn't you bastards stay bad?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2013 05:45 PM (fvMJE)

36 If the ammo bubble bursts I will be overjoyed. I spend an inordinate amount of time buying it and a good time shooting it.

Posted by: Traye at April 16, 2013 05:45 PM (nNlaU)

37

lot of military men have crew cuts

 

nuff said

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 05:45 PM (+afNf)

38 550ct bricks of .22lr going for $75-$80 at gun show this past wkend....no thanks, I'll wait.

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2013 05:45 PM (H9MGI)

39 Ok, since ammo is front and center: I've got a moderate supply of all my calibers, between 550-900 rounds for each. Since the panic buying started, I've avoided buying any more, or shooting any of what I have Question is: good idea to buy smaller quantities at the inflated prices (either for stockpiling or staying proficient) or to wait a little longer? I know, I know....."ask me in X months/years"

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 05:45 PM (jIaZt)

40 I'll take the one on the bottom row, second from the right, thank you very much.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 05:46 PM (FlvC0)

41 When I was growing up, I remember almost every sex scene in pop culture coming from one of 2 sax songs: either Careless Whisper by Wham or Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 05:46 PM (XQzGn)

42

I didn't read the ONT before going to the comments!

 

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 09:43 PM (aDbwM)

 

***

 

Read the post?   Bwa ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at April 16, 2013 05:46 PM (pxDth)

43

my poor son gets hassled all the time about his hair by his Dad and stepmom. He won't get a buzz cut, which his father and stepmother think he needs.  His dad is always shrieking about how long it is and bitching at me that he will turn into a juvenile delinquent hanging out behind the gym and smoking because his hair is so damn long.

 

 

His hair is cut above his ears on the sides and just below his ears on the back of his neck. I guess that is the new defnition for "hippie hair"?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 05:47 PM (RZ8pf)

44 Night Anna, and no, I must have missed your 2007 kumiho post!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 05:47 PM (FlvC0)

45 Hey Maet-  I found Waldo in that picture.  What do I win?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at April 16, 2013 05:47 PM (pxDth)

46 DC, I'd hang onto your stock for now. There are flashes of sanity out there and I've managed to get at per-panic prices.

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2013 05:48 PM (doBIb)

47 @40 whatever you are most comfy with. I am in same boat as you

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:48 PM (HVff2)

48 25 Worst.list.ever and for teh internet that is saying something. Emma Stone, burning hot. Blake Lively, have you seen the pictures? Good lawd that guy must be gayer than Reggie Love.

Posted by: Traye at April 16, 2013 09:42 PM (nNlaU)


--Maybe not gay, but to repeat the theme than some hot women lose their hotness after a few years is not exactly a deep insight.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 05:48 PM (+iA5G)

49 I read Anna Puma's comment wrong and thought she wrote "well, I'm going to need bail"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 05:48 PM (RZ8pf)

50 "Baker Street" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIw09oqsYo often gets the credit for starting the wave of saxophone, right? Of course David Bowie has always been a sax player too.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at April 16, 2013 05:48 PM (DJgfL)

51 I miss the days when the boys had crew cuts..., and the girls had the ponytails. Good days...

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at April 16, 2013 05:49 PM (aDwsi)

52 I remember seeing that ad in the comic books I read as a kid. Even then, when I saw the Grizzly Adams poster, that Sesame Street song popped in my head: "One of these things does not belong here..."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 16, 2013 05:49 PM (5J54Q)

53 You want sax? Born to Run.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 05:50 PM (BfZ1r)

54

Paul Anka on with Joy Behar

she asks if he made a ton of money

he agrees he made a shitload of money


then he tells her:

"I spent a shitload of money. I had five girls. You gotta remember I had five girls. That's a lot of money. And a lot of PMS!"


fantastic

 

I didn't stay to watch her reaction, it was enough that she had to endure a guest who she likely wanted to kill

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 05:50 PM (+afNf)

55 Zooey Deschanel not hot? Who are these idiots?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 16, 2013 05:50 PM (5J54Q)

56 3, 4, 5 and 7. Yes please.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

57 I've worn a crew cut/high&tight/shaved head since high school because 1) I will shave or comb my hair. Not both. 2) it looks better on me. 3) for a while there, a mean man with garden shears made me.

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 05:50 PM (jIaZt)

58 "How To Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mother" ----------------------------------------------------- We've already got that covered.

Posted by: screenwriters everywhere at April 16, 2013 05:51 PM (DtNNC)

59 Angela Jolie is neither sexy nor hot.  But I'd bang the stuffing out of her just the same.

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2013 05:51 PM (gyDll)

60 The Psychedelic Furs did good sax.

Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2013 05:52 PM (z9HTb)

61 hopefully the jets can keep pace and pull ahead of the caps. that would be nice to see...damn caps

Posted by: loneduck at April 16, 2013 05:52 PM (RnVIv)

62 I know how to make a B_M_ in the basement of my mother.  Does that count?

Posted by: ONT troll at April 16, 2013 05:52 PM (pxDth)

63 Clean up aisle 60 or did you use protection?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:52 PM (HVff2)

64

You want sax?
Born to Run.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 09:50 PM (BfZ1r)

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There's another track on that album where CC really lays it out, not sure of the name of the song, but I can hear it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 05:52 PM (5wHPS)

65 Clarence on teh sax was awesome...RIP

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 05:53 PM (aDbwM)

66 His hair is cut above his ears on the sides and just below his ears on the back of his neck. ---------------------------------------- Me likey.

Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at April 16, 2013 05:53 PM (DtNNC)

67 I never understood the Shawn Cassidy thing. Parker was way hotter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 05:53 PM (piMMO)

68 60 Angela Jolie is neither sexy nor hot. But I'd bang the stuffing out of her just the same. Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2013 09:51 PM (gyDll) Are you insane? http://tinyurl.com/c3439mq

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

69 In their Jihadi monthly, Inspire, they have articles like "How To Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mother". I guess using hot plates in the basement is too technical.
***
Next on Al Jazeera - How I Blew Up Your Mother.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 05:53 PM (zPVBH)

70

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 09:45 PM (jIaZt)

 

Question becomes what skill level you feel you need....

 

There was a number of years where I felt no need to shoot at all.... until my guns fell off the boat on that horrific boating accident, I was shooting more to get get my skills to a level I was comfortable with.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2013 05:54 PM (lZBBB)

71 Sax bands? Men at Work "who can it be now"

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 05:55 PM (026j9)

72 65
You want sax?
Born to Run.Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 09:50 PM (BfZ1r)
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There's another track on that album where CC really lays it out, not sure of the name of the song, but I can hear it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 09:52 PM (5wHPS)


Jungleland?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 05:55 PM (FIDMq)

73 Lot of that firearms in the water shit going around

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:55 PM (HVff2)

74 Rihanna hot? In portrait she looks OK. In profile, she looks like she stopped a bag of nickels.

Posted by: gp at April 16, 2013 05:56 PM (mk9aG)

75

Sax and/or   bands with horn sections of note:

 

In no particular order,  Chicago, BSandTears,  Supertramp, Edgar Winter's White Trash, Little Feat (occasionally) Lynyrd Skynyrd (every once in a while),  The Beatles (on rare occasions), EWandF, Kool  and the Gang, Wild Cherry, Jump 'N the Saddle (Curly Shuffle), and Candy Dulfer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 05:56 PM (+z4pE)

76 Foreigner had  some sax early on.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 05:56 PM (5wHPS)

77

With the price of ammo what it is, I've been practicing like the villagers in "The Magnificent Seven". 

 

Point stick, say "bang".

Posted by: ONT troll at April 16, 2013 05:56 PM (pxDth)

78 From Education to Indoctrination The Progressive left have played the long game to power, and they are entering the final phase of taking control: The indoctrination of AmericaÂ’s children. They are confident enough such that they can be open and honest about believing that your children really belong to them, for the state to indoctrinate and mold. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1997

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2013 05:56 PM (Vk2pI)

79 My 16 year-old grandson appeared with a fauxhawk (buzz cut on sides and top except for long across the top of the head,  gelled and in a spike).  It is apparently something his teammates thought was cool.

I told him it made him look unattractive.  I sent him a picture of Ed Grimley from Saturday Night Live.

He now has normal hair.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 16, 2013 05:56 PM (GoIUi)

80 Jolie, not so much anymotr, but Stone, Lively, obviously,

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 16, 2013 05:57 PM (Jsiw/)

81 Sax and trombones Lighthouse from Canada, ehhh

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:57 PM (HVff2)

82 she did.  Chris Brown was holding the nickels at the time

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 05:57 PM (+afNf)

83

>>>>Rihanna hot? In portrait she looks OK. In profile, she looks like she stopped a bag of nickels.

 

That's what I'm talkin' about. It was   a    bag of nickels.

Posted by: Chris Brown at April 16, 2013 05:57 PM (tiOTz)

84 Sax? Candy Dulfer.

Posted by: CDR M at April 16, 2013 05:58 PM (dKV5k)

85 Huey Lewis and the News. Sax Band

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 05:58 PM (026j9)

86

Evening everyone!

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 05:58 PM (lr3d7)

87 The sax solo in Jungleland might be the best piece of music ever recorded

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 05:58 PM (XQzGn)

88 Ever since the boating accident I've been practicing my canoeing more than shooting.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 05:58 PM (pxDth)

89 You want sax, check out Tower of Power.  They could blow, those guys.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

90 Hey Alex-  you digging out from two feet of white stuff?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 05:59 PM (pxDth)

91 Foreigner had some sax early on. Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 09:56 PM ---------------- Urgent

Posted by: irright at April 16, 2013 05:59 PM (DtNNC)

92 carelesss whisper - wham
on the dark side - john cafferty and beaver brown band

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 05:59 PM (FIDMq)

93 @ 90 so could Monica

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 05:59 PM (HVff2)

94 Tower of Power:  Brass kicks ass.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 16, 2013 05:59 PM (DAV2T)

95 I always liked the sax on the soundtrack of Eddie and the Cruisers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 05:59 PM (pxDth)

96

88 The sax solo in Jungleland might be the best piece of music ever recorded

 

 

Especially live. Clarence would stand on the speaker tower in a  white  tux and play it  under  the spotlight.  Unreal.

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (tiOTz)

97 Where the hell did everyone go? DC? Bannion? EC? AtC? Tammy? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

98 >>>They could blow, those guys. And here, kiddies, we illustrate the importance of proper punctuation. If you remove the comma, how does the meaning of this sentence change?

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (jIaZt)

99 You killed a lively thread just as I was getting my comments in?  With the ONT?

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (gmoEG)

100 on the dark side - john cafferty and beaver brown band

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 09:59 PM (FIDMq)

 

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That's the one I was referring to in my #96

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (pxDth)

101 forget the saxophones, what about those hooter things? hee

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (2up3Q)

102 Rashida Jones. Yes.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 06:00 PM (8sCoq)

103 Leaf:  By Niggle.

JRR Tolkien.  I remember reading that one a long time ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 16, 2013 06:01 PM (gmoEG)

104

You want sax, check out Tower of Power. They could blow, those guys.

 

Shit, I knew  I was forgetting  somebody.

 

I met Rocco Prestia once, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:01 PM (+z4pE)

105

Jungleland?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 09:55 PM (FIDMq)

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I think "Night" is the song I'm considering.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:02 PM (5wHPS)

106 You belong to the city.

Posted by: Glenn Frey at April 16, 2013 06:02 PM (dKV5k)

107 Can't remember it either USS Div. Probably haven't listened to the entire album since the 70's. And well, it was the 70's. Long time ago. Glad you stuck around Mrs Mittens. Kind of surprised one of the 'ettes hasn't asked you if you knit yet. Also I'm kinda jealous. China. I would so have loved to study there for awhile. Tai Chi in the mornings. Wing Chin in the afternoons. Chinese women in the evenings

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 06:02 PM (/BwGa)

108

Seamus, no I'm not.  It's dry here, but cold enough to be annoying.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 06:02 PM (lr3d7)

109 That Salon article encapsulates the Left at its very core. It's all about a singular mindset where the only thing that matters is the goal. No matter how many corpses and how much misery is caused all that matters in the rightly constructed utopia, governed justly by the Council of the Wise /spit.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 16, 2013 06:02 PM (dvRYt)

110 bob frickin seger - old time rock n roll

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:02 PM (FIDMq)

111 Pink Floyd- Money

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (026j9)

112

Two fingers of Crown on ice, that's nice. 

 

Hey, I made a rhyme!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (pxDth)

113 Don't walk away.

Posted by: Rick Springfield at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (dKV5k)

114 Slideshow list?

Is it still 2008?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (zPVBH)

115

Rashida Jones. Yes.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 10:00 PM (8sCoq)

=================

Nahh.

Posted by: Jim Halpert when he was still a man at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (5wHPS)

116 Hey, we aren't going to let these new lurkers/posters post on the ONT are we? Fuck, I'll never be able to keep up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (wR+pz)

117 Still here!

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (doBIb)

118 the boy spawn wears his hair high and tight because of the NJROTC.   Hubbymayhem used to do the buzz cut but now he just shaves it. Looks good on him too.

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (S2RnE)

119 Ricky Jay is a frigging master genius! Can't wait to see the documentary. Hope this means his book (Cards as Weapons, pictured above) might go back into print. Copies on eBay can sell for upwards of $200.

Posted by: DarkFlounder at April 16, 2013 06:03 PM (b6TD9)

120

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 10:02 PM (lr3d7)

 

***

 

We had a steady rainfall all day yesterday-  really needed the moisture over here.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (pxDth)

121 Gave up a long time ago trying to remember which rock songs had sax in them.

Now bagpipes, that's easy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (xKC/c)

122 no, no, not Billy Ray Cyrus, I mean a normal little boy short haircut. You know just short hair. Not buzz cut short, but not grizzly adams either dammit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (RZ8pf)

123 Roomful of Blues is good too. Clarence  "Gatemouth" Brown had  an ass-kicking sax   player in  his road band before  he died. Saw them twice and got   Mr. Brown's autograph  the second  time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (+z4pE)

124 Years ago, my (former) best friend managed Weather Report, so we'd hang out at the rehearsals and shit.  During the breaks, Wayne Shorter would just riff on his soprano (?) sax and it was quite magical to just be kickin' it, drinking a beer and be the only one in the room listening.  He was quite good.  Had a lot of sadness in his life, family-wise.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)

125

bob frickin seger - old time rock n roll

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 10:02 PM (FIDMq)

 

------

Now THERE'S a song you just never hear any more

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (5wHPS)

126 True.

Posted by: Spandau Ballet at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (dKV5k)

127 well as an adult, yes I would re-choose and choose Parker. Like I would re-choose and choose Starbuck (the original Dirk Benedict) instead of Apollo.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 06:04 PM (RZ8pf)

128 Enter Sandman.

No, no sax riff or solo, just Mariano coming in to close the game tonight

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 06:05 PM (XQzGn)

129 Hey, we aren't going to let these new lurkers/posters post on the ONT are we?

Fuck, I'll never be able to keep up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 16, 2013 10:03 PM (wR+pz)

 

****

 

Lure them out with Reese's Pieces and pick 'em off one at a time.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:05 PM (pxDth)

130 Billy Joel had one...scenes from an italian restaurant or something like that

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:05 PM (FIDMq)

131 Maneater.

Posted by: Hall & Oates at April 16, 2013 06:05 PM (dKV5k)

132 I'm here, I'm here. Trying to finish the Niggle story. But I suspect it doesn't end well, so I gave up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:05 PM (FlvC0)

133 Hey Peaches...don't tell my you met Jaco ?  Damn.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 16, 2013 06:06 PM (DAV2T)

134 >Now THERE'S a song you just never hear any more Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM (5wHPS) Tom Cruise ruined it

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 06:06 PM (8sCoq)

135 Angela Jolie is neither sexy nor hot. But I'd bang the stuffing out of her just the same. Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2013 09:51 PM (gyDll) Are you insane? http://tinyurl.com/c3439mq **** Hell, I'd do her!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:06 PM (piMMO)

136 Mariano coming in to close the game tonight

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 10:05 PM (XQzGn)


Oh, yay!!!  I love him.  He's my fave.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

137 Only the lonely.

Posted by: The Motels at April 16, 2013 06:06 PM (dKV5k)

138 133 I'm here, I'm here. Trying to finish the Niggle story. But I suspect it doesn't end well, so I gave up. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 10:05 PM (FlvC0) Niggle???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

139

Yeah, Peaches, was that during the Jaco years?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:07 PM (+z4pE)

140 DC, get a good air gun and/or a simple reloading setup for your most important defensive gun. And, then move out of Maryland, for God's sake.

Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2013 06:07 PM (sTfkB)

141 Hey Peaches...don't tell my you met Jaco ? Damn.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 16, 2013 10:06 PM (DAV2T)

If I did, I don't remember (heh, it was the times).  But my friend ended up executor of his estate after his unfortunate and untimely demise.  He was a crazy man, although much loved and not a wicked bone in his body.  Zawinul, on the other hand, he was one of the world's biggest assholes.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

142 hopefully the jets can keep pace and pull ahead of the caps. that would be nice to see...damn caps

Posted by: loneduck at April 16, 2013 09:52 PM (RnVIv)


--Caps are getting hot at just the wrong time (for the Jets).  Winnipeg may have to squeak in a wild card spot.  In a way, though, it would be a source of pride to seize a playoff spot based on points rather than just winning the shittiest division in the league.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:07 PM (+iA5G)

143 Glenn Frye "The Heat is On"

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 06:07 PM (026j9)

144 Sax? Try some Super Rad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqLz6LqMsU

Posted by: Aquabats at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (Vk2pI)

145 Bad to the bone.

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (dKV5k)

146 Crew cuts? I fart in the general direction of your overanalysis. Sometimes, it just means: "Barber, time for the Spring shearing. It's gonna get hot. Give me my money's worth for this haircut." So sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: cheapskate at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (KUF0C)

147 INXS - Never tear us apart

Anybody said Baker Street

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (FIDMq)

148 122 Gave up a long time ago trying to remember which rock songs had sax in them.

Now bagpipes, that's easy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM (xKC/c)

 

 

***

 

I'm stumped.  Name one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (pxDth)

149 Oh and um sax? Walk on the Wild Side.

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (S2RnE)

150 "Cards as Weapons" is worth around $300 bucks in mint condition. Wish I had kept mine in better condition, but it is well worn from love.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (q177U)

151 Hell, I'd do her! And NDH doing her part to lure more lurkers out!

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (doBIb)

152 'What Does It Take?' by Junior Walker And The Allstars, also covered by Candy Daufler? And I had a flat-top (the kind you use a level bubble comb to cut) from 56 until off to boot camp. Then after 1970 ZZTopp-style. Then late 70's back in the Navy and  high and tight until retirement in 96. After then hair (or lack thereof) was not an issue for me.

Posted by: EROWMER at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (kxlCQ)

153 Ammo? I think the prices will start to break this summer. Every red neck with ammo is now trying to sell it. I take that as a good sign. Supply will increase and these guys obviously think their shit is worth more in cash than in their house. I just turned down 1100 rounds of 22. The guy said he'd sell them to me, so he calls the most expensive gun store in town and says that's the price he wants. $160 for 1100. I told him to get fucked

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (wR+pz)

154

  Why do men get crew cuts?

 

  Teh Ghey.   It's code people.  Everyone knows that..... look at who those guys are!!1!11!!

Posted by: Brother Donkey at April 16, 2013 06:08 PM (Cpe3v)

155

They said both great and not-so-great.

 

Kenny G.

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (tiOTz)

156 Sorry, here, smack my hand. Nice list BackwardsBoy. And thanks for adding Tower of Power. Man I miss that musical time frame. Such great music and a great diversity of great music.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (h1gQR)

157 People forget that Creedence Clearwater Revival used saxophone on 2 of their albums Cosmo's Factory Pendulum "Chameleon" from Pendulum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps7lxZHGk1E

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (8sCoq)

158 Teej, this has been a big adventure for my sweet hubby and me. We are having a great time seeing sites we never thought we would, eating food we never thought we would ( ) and the people are very nice...downsides of course, the top of my mind right now is my poor man seeing a motorcyclist hit by a bus and killed, right in front of him-the traffic here is insane, to put it mildly. Plus H7N9 is very much on the radar-

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (aDbwM)

159 Don't you people have homes??

Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (MVzEb)

160 Smooth operator.

Posted by: Sade at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (dKV5k)

161 Crap.  Lightning goal, 3-2 Jets.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (+iA5G)

162

I'm stumped. Name one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 10:08 PM (pxDth)

----

Long Way to the Top    AC/DC 

 

 Lot of newer Celtic rock bands have it

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:09 PM (5wHPS)

163 I have a theory that what killed the Sax for a while was Bill Clinton showing up on Arsenio to play it. It immediately became geeky, uncool, and over with.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (6XWba)

164 @155 BS. Crews are also easy and cool in the summer. Not to say that gheys don't get them, but so do every fucking Jarhead.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (wR+pz)

165 Dead man's party.

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (dKV5k)

166 bob frickin seger - old time rock n roll Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 10:02 PM (FIDMq)------ Now THERE'S a song you just never hear any more Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM (5wHPS) ========== You're obviously not listening to the right classic hits/classic rock stations. Like the one I work at.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (5J54Q)

167 How about listing    songs  from the 80s that DIDN'T have sax in them.

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (tiOTz)

168 126
bob frickin seger - old time rock n roll
Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 10:02 PM (FIDMq)------
Now THERE'S a song you just never hear any more Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM
=================

The opening/closing sax of  "Turn the Page". Only on Silver Bullet Live, I think
One of my favorite tunes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khH9ih2XJg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (aDwsi)

169 Hell, I'd do her!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 10:06 PM (piMMO)

____

Go on...

Posted by: The Morons at April 16, 2013 06:10 PM (zPVBH)

170 Now bagpipes, that's easy. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM Big Country?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (JMmQ9)

171 Don't forget the Springsteen knock-off John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band/Eddie and the Cruisers.  Lots of sax in there.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (+iA5G)

172

I give myself a buzz cut every couple of weeks, for two reasons.

 

1.  I have what you might  euphemistically  call a 'high forehead'.

 

2.  I'm a cheap bastard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (pxDth)

173

white non-Islamic terrorists are typically portrayed not as representative of whole groups or ideologies, but as "lone wolf" threats to be dealt with as isolated law enforcement matters. Meanwhile, non-white or developing-world terrorism suspects are often reflexively portrayed as representative of larger conspiracies,

 

As I posted earlier today, I tuned into NPR in the car to see how they were covering Boston: It was exactly the opposite of what Salon described.  Exactly. Any Islamic suspect  would likely be a lone wolf influenced by something  he saw on the web.  And NPR is in lockstep  with the rest of mainstream media.

 

Bang up job, Salon. Hope you charge your readers extra for their White  Guilt fix.

Posted by: CJ at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (9G+G5)

174 If you leave.

Posted by: OMD at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (dKV5k)

175 Don't you people have homes??

Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 10:09 PM (MVzEb)

Silly, where else would we be able to conviviate with our fakey internet friends while eschewing pants?    you must be new here . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

176 I think Salon's "lone wolf white guy" theory only applies if it's a leftist.  A rightist would represent the entire universe of people who aren't leftists.

Posted by: TB at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (0Ez44)

177 War is good for business???

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (1Ygb/)

178 no, no, not Billy Ray Cyrus, I mean a normal little boy short haircut. You know just short hair. Not buzz cut short, but not grizzly adams either dammit. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM ------------------------------------------- Then you're saying his mullet is more MacGyver-ish?

Posted by: irright at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (DtNNC)

179 Sax? Well we got beri sax, tenor sax, alto sax, sax fricasse....

Posted by: Bubba Gump Sax Company at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (HiKk0)

180 Now bagpipes, that's easy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM


Big Country?

Posted by: AltonJackson

 

 

wasn't that a guitar that sounds like a sax?

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (tiOTz)

181

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

 

Man, this place is rockin!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:11 PM (5wHPS)

182 Forgot to post my examples:

http://scoamf.us/9u

http://scoamf.us/9v

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (xKC/c)

183 I had that Farrah pic on a T shirt.  I think I got it from Paul Anka.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (0It32)

184 Don't know if "Getaway" by Earth, Wind and Fire had a saxophone in that horn section, but it was amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE2zx4lr-h8

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (5J54Q)

185 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for? I'm not gonna bother with watching a clip to discover what.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (mGBy8)

186 the Tim Wise comments in that article are sofuckingdumb. Yes, targeting a state that harbors terrorists is exactly like targeting suburbs a McVeigh came from, and the only reason we don't treat 'em the same is cuz whiteness y'all. this is what happens when every event must fit into someone's Grand Unifying Theory

Posted by: JDP at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (8HhF2)

187 Re the crew cuts, try to imagine Mike Baker with some sot of metro hairstyle. It doesn't fit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (piMMO)

188 Hungry eyes.

Posted by: Eric Carmen at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (dKV5k)

189 Crew cuts?  Because they are quick to clean and brush, and shaving takes long enough (30 seconds!) of precious morning time.  IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (gmoEG)

190 And I don't have a crewcut- I just get out the Wahl clipper and mow my skull every couple weeks the resultant stubble acts like Velcro and keeps a fleece cap in place while riding the motorcycle

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)

191

eh, bagpipe

 

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (tiOTz)

192 NDH-another reason why I have a girl crush on so many of the 'ettes! Stompy boots!

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (aDbwM)

193

Evening 'rons and 'ettes.  Rough weather in Ohio today, Mrs. Crank messaged me that she got caught in a hailstorm and our front yard is now a lake with a partially submerged boat ramp where we normally have a driveway.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 16, 2013 06:12 PM (sQ0LB)

194 Peaches,  Jaco's time  in  WR was  circa '77-'81. I have his biography by Milkowski. It'll make you cry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (+z4pE)

195 I can't look at Angelina Jolie without thinking "Slingblade was here. And so was her brother."

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (GmTxn)

196 In the eighties I once bought a skinny leather tie - white - thanks God I never wore it.

Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (MVzEb)

197

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 10:08 PM (wR+pz)

 

 

Heh! I'm still shooting .22 i bought in the 1990's

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (026j9)

198 Is it really lurking that I don't post often on account of the very large cat sleeping on my lap?

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (7v5Ct)

199 186 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for? I'm not gonna bother with watching a clip to discover what. You won't believe it..... Hope.

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (doBIb)

200 Okay, way too many Morons are either noting pre-'80s songs with sax, or songs already mentioned in the link.

The drink must be flowing liberally to night.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (+iA5G)

201 186 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for? I'm not gonna bother with watching a clip to discover what. Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 10:12 PM (mGBy Special.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (NEIxp)

202 BTW, Mike Baker = yum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Baker_(CIA_officer)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:13 PM (piMMO)

203 Latest Gallup poll.  Guess where gun control is at still?

Try 4%.

http://tinyurl.com/bu5of5l

Oddly enough, being able to feed your family and keep a roof over their heads ranks way higher than making if harder for Buford in Bug Tussle to buy a handgun and end up on a Federal List of Naughty People.


Posted by: B at April 16, 2013 06:14 PM (6iEQd)

204 The glamorous life.

Posted by: Shelia E. at April 16, 2013 06:14 PM (dKV5k)

205

wasn't that a guitar that sounds like a sax?

 

Big Country?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:14 PM (+z4pE)

206 And NDH doing her part to lure more lurkers out!

Posted by: EC at April 16, 2013 10:08 PM (doBIb)

 

***

 

Nah, they're going straight from lurk to bunk.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:14 PM (pxDth)

207 NDH-another reason why I have a girl crush on so many of the 'ettes! Stompy boots! ** tee hee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:14 PM (piMMO)

208 I miss the days when the boys had crew cuts..., and the girls had the ponytails. Good days...

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at April 16, 2013 09:49 PM (aDwsi)

 

I miss the days when I was finally able to let the crew cut grow out, get rid of the butch wax and start chasing girls, never mind the hair style.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys theys ridin ponies) at April 16, 2013 06:15 PM (uOxBm)

209 But.... don't these certain groups undermine their own progress with their actions?  This country needs to harden it's heart if it is to survive! 

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 16, 2013 06:15 PM (RqYCQ)

210 "You're a Friend of Mine" by Clemons and Brown.  Anyone remember it?

http://youtu.be/knVbfhmME1g

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:15 PM (+iA5G)

211 Game over, save completed.

Back to sax songs.

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 06:15 PM (XQzGn)

212 Heh! I'm still shooting .22 i bought in the 1990's Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 10:13 PM (026j9) He too. Fuck I have a bunch of 45's my dad left me from WWII. They shoot just fine in his fucking 1911, which is 95 years old!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:15 PM (wR+pz)

213 Still Rock N Roll to me

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:15 PM (FIDMq)

214 Remember Rob Lowe getting on the bus to New York City with a sax in his hand in the movie St. Elmo's Fire?  That was so you'd know it was a sax.  The case could have confused the audience.  But the sax wasn't in a sax case so I was totally like, "That's a sax!  He's got a sax!"  Then I slipped on some butter and cracked my head open.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:16 PM (R18D0)

215 The glamorous life. Posted by: Shelia E. at April 16, 2013 10:14 PM (dKV5k) *** I LOVE that song. It's on my Iphone

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:16 PM (piMMO)

216 I watching a documentary about shoes.

God Save My Shoes.

4 stars.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:16 PM (TCy/B)

217 Tackleberry played sax in Police Academy

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:17 PM (5wHPS)

218

#176

4 year lurker (mostly). bored, but I still have my 501's on to my utter embarassment.

Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 06:17 PM (MVzEb)

219 Niggle??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 10:07 PM (GEICT) Raaaaaacist!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2013 06:17 PM (NEIxp)

220 I watching a documentary about shoes. God Save My Shoes. 4 stars. *** Where?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:17 PM (piMMO)

221 I got didtracted by the Cool World vid. I think it was the flashing lights.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 16, 2013 06:17 PM (i7B17)

222 Wing Chin heh, Wing Chun See what I mean about not proofreading Mrs Mittens? BackwardsBoy, hope we get to meet in this world sometime. And Gatemouth Brown- a guy in Topeka played keyboards for him for awhile. Story is he has a Grammy from that. I've never checked that out. Asked me to start a band with him but he, um, never grew up, if you catch the way I'm drifting. Sad. The guy could play.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (K4AdI)

223 217 I watching a documentary about shoes. God Save My Shoes. 4 stars. Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 10:16 PM (TCy/B) The Ette version of Al Bundy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

224 #1 reason for crew cut: mens is gettin' bald. Heh. My hubby put that one out there

Posted by: Yellow bellied marmot (formerly Jade Sea) at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (WZ9K+)

225 186 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for? I'm not gonna bother with watching a clip to discover what ......... Stompy?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (n8LUb)

226 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for?

Sax.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (R18D0)

227 I miss the days when the boys had crew cuts..., and the girls had the ponytails. Good days...
***
A guy at work has started working skirts.

Not kilts, skirts.

Living in a blue state is fun, fun, fun!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (zPVBH)

228 Federal List of Naughty People.....damn, I love that! And I bet I'm on it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (FlvC0)

229 220
Niggle???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 10:07 PM (GEICT)

Raaaaaacist!!!! Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2013 10:17 PM
==========

Yeah..., I got worried the other night when I mentioned chiggers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (aDwsi)

230

Bagpipes both look and sound like a grown man strangling a large bloated goose.

 

 

Just sayin'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (pxDth)

231 I miss the days when I was finally able tolet the crew cut grow out, get rid of the butch wax and start chasing girls, never mind the hair style. Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys theys ridin ponies) at April 16, 2013 10:15 PM (uOxBm) Pro tip - if the girl has a crew cut, chasing her probably won't do you much good.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2013 06:18 PM (NEIxp)

232 Depressing couple of days with the news. It's got me maudlin. So thanks to Ace and the coblogs for creating a great site and the moron horde for being entertaining and enlightening. Gonna try really hard not to OD on the news the next couple days. More sports, less news.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (ZPrif)

233 Hey formerly Jade!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (FlvC0)

234 NDH.

On Netflix.  One woman has 1200 pairs of shoes.  I thought I was bad....whew.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (TCy/B)

235 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM(pxDth) The kids told me there was about a foot of snow in the Loveland area. They helped my f-i-l dig out so he could get to his radiation appointment this morning.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (wbeNt)

236 "You're a Friend of Mine" by Clemons and Brown. Anyone remember it? http://youtu.be/knVbfhmME1g Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 10:15 PM without even clicking through, yes, I remember it

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)

237

"I'm stumped. Name one. "

 

'Get in Mah Belly' by the Fat Bastards

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (026j9)

238 225 #1 reason for crew cut: mens is gettin' bald.

Heh.


My hubby put that one out there

Posted by: Yellow bellied marmot (formerly Jade Sea) at April 16, 2013 10:18 PM (WZ9K+)


short hair hides my increasing grey, but at least its not thinning. 

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:19 PM (FIDMq)

239

I think Salon's "lone wolf white guy" theory only applies if it's a leftist.

 

They call those "lone  wolf" types "professor."

Posted by: CJ at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (9G+G5)

240 235 NDH.

On Netflix. One woman has 1200 pairs of shoes. I thought I was bad....whew.
Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 10:19 PM
========

Wonder what the number was for Imelda Marcos?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

241

Pikerette

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (026j9)

242 Clamato and vodka X 2.  I'm indulging my inner Canadian.  25% of me anyway...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (x4x3r)

243 2""How To Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mother"

It actually takes 8 or 9 years to complete the bomb.   Thats  how long it takes them to get financing from their mothers.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (RqYCQ)

244 Fuck.

Now Jets and Lightning tied 3-3.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (+iA5G)

245 Why are shaved heads considered attractive?

Ladies?

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (1Ygb/)

246 Sax in Rock and Roll? I feel good! http://tinyurl.com/6na4d7

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:20 PM (wR+pz)

247 235 NDH. On Netflix. One woman has 1200 pairs of shoes. I thought I was bad....whew. Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 10:19 PM (TCy/B) Sounds more like an episode of Hoarders.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (NEIxp)

248 Roll With It

Posted by: Stevie Winwood at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (+iA5G)

249 Bagpipes both look and sound like a grown man strangling a large bloated goose.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Geese need to be strangled sometimes. It's just the way it is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (5Hl3g)

250 Marcos had more than 3,000 pair.

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (026j9)

251 CCR, Long as I Can See the Light. End of Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side.

Posted by: bigred at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (mIcI8)

252 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for?

Sax.
Posted by: Dang


Shoes

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (TCy/B)

253 Tammy!  How are you feeling, babe?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (lr3d7)

254 Peaches, Jaco's time in WRwas circa '77-'81. I have his biography by Milkowski. It'll make you cry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 10:13 PM (+z4pE)

I know, BB, I heard about a lot of it from my friend.  And, no, he was already gone at the time I am talking about.  Victor Bailey was the bass player, and a more darlin' young man you could not hope to find.  Just a lovely person.  Jaco had mental problems and they were bad ones and they ultimately did him in.  Very sad.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

255 Daammnnn..  I better build an ark - 3 inches of rain predicted wed night-fri morning.  We just had 5 inches last week.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:21 PM (FIDMq)

256 You won't believe it.....
Hope.

Oh. It's the word "shit" spoken in Obama-ese. That explains it.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (mGBy8)

Posted by: JOE JACKSON at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (6Pg8r)

258 Guessing the bomber is a conservative, considering it occurred on tax day.

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (1Ygb/)

259 H7N9 ?

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (d4o2E)

260 231 Bagpipes both look and sound like a grown man strangling a large bloated goose.


Just sayin'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 10:18 PM (pxDth)


--I love the Shaun the Sheep episode where the sheep discover discarded bagpipes and think it's a wounded bird.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (+iA5G)

261 Delurking to tell the morons in the grey boxes that you have robbed me (and my employer) of significant, potentially productive, hours over the past several months. Ace and the cobs play a devious part as well.

I don't own a pressure cooker yet, but I'm enjoying my first crock pot type deal. Yeah, let's hope it's a privileged white bomber with white privilege. And a white rubber bracelet handed out in a public school recognizing white privilege. Or demonizing it, I can't keep up. I'm still going with what I figured within five minutes of the second tower getting hit.

My liquor hoarding situation is what I should really be focusing on, since it is still readily available vs. ammo or canned mackerel. I just have a hard time getting ahead of the valu-rite consumption rate. Ricky Jay could be an Endor native. Bill Clinton ruined the sax for me, but Men At Work are solid. A crew cut signals ginger hunting at a professional level. When it grows out, you are just taking down hobos in the off-season.

Posted by: CJ in atx at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (U/LXS)

262 TAMMY!!!!!  hugs and smooches, my fine-feathered friend!!  how you been keeping?

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:22 PM (8lmkt)

263 Somebody mentioned Hall and Oates "Maneater" up above.

This version doesn't have the sax but is REGGAE and awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqFs_t0EOU

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 06:23 PM (XQzGn)

264 Marcos, 1220 pairs of shoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

265

Speaking of 501's: the fit is great, but the button fly man....when you drink and pee a lot,, there's all that buttoning, unless you're trolling for queers and don't bother.  zippers are killers though for the commando crowd, those wounds take awhile to heal up.

Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 06:23 PM (MVzEb)

266 Skook! Alex, I feel great! A bit ashamed that you haven't answered my emails, but I'm getting over that.... le sigh....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:23 PM (FlvC0)

267 The Buckinghams did a fair amount of brass in their music which was considered quite unusual. Of course that was the 60's, not the 80's.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (fzFF6)

268 No saxophone retrospective can be complete without the famous Lost Boys sax concert.

Watch and behold:

http://youtu.be/LpuwcINDHnQ

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (5Hl3g)

269

The day the Right stops  wetting its pants over race is the day we start growing as a movement. This "white privilege" crap is nothing but a  broad,  insulting generalization  of a race of people: what we normally call "racism."

 

The Left hasn't had anything useful to say  about race relations in at least a half-century.  Time to stomp them on it.

 

 

Posted by: CJ at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (9G+G5)

270 Love that Joe Jackson tune.   Body and Soul is a grossly underrated record.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (6Pg8r)

271 PEACHES!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (FlvC0)

272 Lily was here.

Posted by: Candy Dulfer at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (dKV5k)

273 Why are shaved heads considered attractive?

Ladies?

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 10:20 PM (1Ygb/)

 

 

There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley. 

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (S2RnE)

274 Hi Tammy.  How ya doin?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 16, 2013 06:24 PM (x4x3r)

275 264 Somebody mentioned Hall and Oates "Maneater" up above.

This version doesn't have the sax but is REGGAE and awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqFs_t0EOU

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 10:23 PM (XQzGn)


Nice find!

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:25 PM (FIDMq)

276

#1 reason for crew cut: mens is gettin' bald.

Heh.

And that`s the reason I`ll be regressin` to  what my Daddy made me do.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys theys ridin ponies) at April 16, 2013 06:25 PM (uOxBm)

277 TAMMY!!!!

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:25 PM (TCy/B)

278 I just want to be left alone.

Posted by: lurker #11 at April 16, 2013 09:38 PM (Ir+27)------------------------------------You can meet me at the rec center anytime.  sauna-er.

Posted by: MegsnMags at April 16, 2013 06:25 PM (cxl8k)

279 Yeah, I heard the investigators almost dismissed the pressure cooker bomb theory as just another crock pot theory.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:25 PM (pxDth)

280 33I hereby propose that we reverse roles tonight. Lurkers shall comment and commenters shall lurk.

Ready...and...go    GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11!1!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (RqYCQ)

281 Evenin' Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (xKC/c)

282 There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley. Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 10:24 PM (S2RnE) Oh, I just the smell of axle grease in my ass.

Posted by: Barney at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (wR+pz)

283

Not Sax, but great Brass.

CHRIS ISAAK featuring DOC SEVERINSEN  -

BLUE SPANISH SKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl06lnZxAyg

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (6Pg8r)

284 "S" is for Super Special Snowflake.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (pxDth)

285 159 downsides of course, the top of my mind right now is my poor man seeing a motorcyclist hit by a bus and killed, right in front of him-the traffic here is insane, to put it mildly. Plus H7N9 is very much on the radar- Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 10:09 PM (aDbwM) When i was in China, a guide told me that something like 40,000+ people pedestrians die in traffic each month. Maybe she meant all traffic deaths. The number seemed way too high, but when your population is measured in billions, i don't think 40,000/month would really put a dent in it.

Posted by: Occam's Safety Razor at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (lpR33)

286 not sax explicitly ... although he did play ...

Herbie Mann - jazz flute

Waterbed ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y98qa8U2lew

Posted by: Adriane... at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (TvO05)

287 There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley.
___
Word

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 16, 2013 06:26 PM (zPVBH)

288

Same here, teej.   If you ever make it down to this area, I'll have to take you  to a few jam sessions.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:27 PM (+z4pE)

289 Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 10:24 PM (S2RnE)

I thought we all loved money??? Shaved heads does not equate to money in my books...

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:27 PM (1Ygb/)

290 Well, it is mid-morning here in PRC and I am heading out for the nearest Starbucks. I need some good coffee, and that is hard to find in China! (Yes, I did lurk on Ace's coffee thread, shut up!) So, you lucky people you, I am taking iPad in hand and heading out. See you in a bit!

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 06:27 PM (aDbwM)

291 One thing about the Boston bombing...

You can see who the total assholes in the MSM are personally


Unfortunately, it turns out that the majority of them are

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 06:27 PM (mCvL4)

292 S? It's for "Sweet"

Posted by: Barney at April 16, 2013 06:27 PM (wR+pz)

293 A little pro-gun news, in Kansas.

--------------------
Kansas: Governor Brownback Signs Pro-Gun Bill into Law

Today, Governor Sam Brownback (R) signed House Bill 2052 into law. This new law takes effect on July 1, 2013.

HB 2052 will make the following pro-gun improvements in Kansas:

    Exempts the lawful discharge of firearms—whether for hunting or self-defense—from criminal prosecution.
    Requires that government and public buildings that prohibit the carrying of concealed firearms for self-defense must screen all visitors for weapons. This would ensure that ALL individuals who enter the buildings are disarmed, not just the law-abiding citizens who choose to follow the law. If a building lacks the adequate security measures necessary to screen all visitors, then residents with a concealed carry license would be allowed to carry a firearm to protect themselves while visiting that particular building.
    Makes the personal information of concealed carry license applicants confidential and exempt from Freedom of Information Act requests.
    Exempts law enforcement officers from the training requirements necessary to obtain a concealed carry license.
    Authorizes school officials to allow staffers and visitors to carry a concealed handgun for self-defense.

Posted by: irright at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (DtNNC)

294 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOvnkWmzJrc

sade-
somebody already broke my heart.

had her playing off and on all day.
old stuff but great.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (nqBYe)

295

265Marcos, 1220 pairs of shoes.

 

That's what was left after the mob stormed Malacanyang Palace

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (026j9)

296 On Netflix. One woman has 1200 pairs of shoes. I thought I was bad....whew. *** Thanks, I;ll have t catch that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (piMMO)

297

Games People Play

King Curtis And Duane allman

Beautiful

Posted by: vizslary at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (VWXUq)

298 I posted here yesterday that I work in the Prudential Tower, which is on Boylston Street in Boston. Texts were sent out last night to us, we can't access the building except in one entrance on Huntington Ave for the garage. I didn't watch the news today and had taken today off. Now the JEF is coming to Boston Thursday. Why? What is he going to do? I think he's coming here to get out of DC. Did he call it terrorism? I put the local news on for few minutes but already heard about the pressure cooker bombs on Drudge app on my phone. Truman told me about the ricin sent to a senator. I have feeling Al Queda has been planning things for years and we are about to get hit, and I pray I'm wrong.

Posted by: CarolT at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (z4WKX)

299 266
Speaking of 501's: the fit is great, but the button fly man....when you drink and pee a lot,, there's all that buttoning, unless you're trolling for queers and don't bother. zippers are killers though for the commando crowd, those wounds take awhile to heal up. Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 10:23 PM
================================
 Once had a zipper un-zip while crawling through mud under barbed wire. Scooped a lot of cold wet mud through the open fly while belly crawling. After that, covered button-fly seemed a better idea. Fatigues issued late 60's were covered button-fly

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

300 'S' is for Sesquipedalian

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:28 PM (6Pg8r)

301 Dayum! I just cut up a large pineapple. Teenage son came home, ate the entire pineapple in one sitting, ate a huge bowl of potato soup and a box of macaroni . . . and then said "What's for dinner?" And he's thin as a rail. Teenage boys are scary!

Posted by: Yellow bellied marmot (formerly Jade Sea) at April 16, 2013 06:29 PM (WZ9K+)

302 There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley.

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 10:24 PM (S2RnE)

That right there, gents.  Read it and weep . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

303 My grandfather told me that "Crew cuts are like whores. Fast. Cheap. Easy. But pretty ugly when you take a second look." Never forgot that one.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 16, 2013 06:29 PM (n8LUb)

304 Shaved heads does not equate to money in my books...

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 10:27 PM (1Ygb/)

 

+++++

 

Ahem

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at April 16, 2013 06:29 PM (pxDth)

305 I only wonder if a teabagger was protesting in Boston?

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:29 PM (1Ygb/)

306 I don't give a damn about money. But I sure dig my shaved, inked, earring wearing, harley riding honey. Thats just me though.

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 06:30 PM (S2RnE)

307 Yay! Raykon's here! Now that the reunion is over, kindly unass this thread. You can get back under the fucking stairs.

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 06:30 PM (jIaZt)

308 mpfs how ARE you?? Blanco, hola! Shaved heads are not attractive on every man by any means...but when it looks good, it looks REAL good. Very manly, not sure why. Thor, now, would NOT really rock the shaved head look I don't think. Overall, I think Caucasian men don't have the head shape for it. I do love buzz cuts, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:30 PM (FlvC0)

309
Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2013 06:30 PM (mKNJE)

310 305 Shaved heads does not equate to money in my books... Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 10:27 PM (1Ygb/) Oh really?

Posted by: Lex Luthor at April 16, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

311

"Mister Clean" my ass!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 16, 2013 06:31 PM (026j9)

312

The less you hear about this bombing suspect the more it makes me believe the media    and   Feds   don't like what they're finding out.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:31 PM (5wHPS)

313 "Mister Clean" my ass! Phrasing!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 16, 2013 06:31 PM (fvMJE)

314 Tammy!  Missed you girl, how are you?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (sQ0LB)

315 Emma Stone on the not so hot list?

I'm wondering if these are the same people who think Moochelle is the most beautiful woman who ever walked the earth

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (mCvL4)

316 @266 DON'T buy LEVI'S They support everything the hoard opposes. They don't support the Boy Scouts and are in the ghey's pocket. Buy some Wranglers, good NC company.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (wR+pz)

317 Now the JEF is coming to Boston Thursday. Why?

News cameras, face time, screw up traffic, beat Antonio Villaraigosa to the media swarm, get away from that harridan he's married to, take another really expensive ride in the spiffy plane, dang, lots of reasons!

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

318 Maybe, it's time to take out the editorial staff of Inspire again?

Posted by: waldo at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (y2XjR)

319 Miss Tammy!

how you doin?

Posted by: Adriane... at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (TvO05)

320 266 Speaking of 501's: the fit is great, but the button fly man....when you drink and pee a lot,, there's all that buttoning, unless you're trolling for queers and don't bother. zippers are killers though for the commando crowd, those wounds take awhile to heal up. __________ I bought all my menfolk (hubby and 4 sons) 501's. On a lark I tried them on. I own 2 pair of my own now. LOVE them, especially because of the button fly.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (fzFF6)

321 Who loves you baby!

Posted by: Kojak at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (n8LUb)

322 Thor, now, would NOT really rock the shaved head look I don't think. Overall, I think Caucasian men don't have the head shape for it. I do love buzz cuts, though. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 10:30 PM (FlvC0) I had a lot of hair in high school. Constantly pushed the boundaries of the school's dress code. And the hair is unbelievably thick and grows unreal fast. Unfortunately, I got the head shaved in 9th grade. Still very appreciative of my teammates for that. BAD, bad look. Turns out my head isn't round.

Posted by: Lex Luthor at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

323 Know Your Trolls!

Rule 1 of ONT trolls
If someone is in the middle of a bout of verbal salad, ignore him. Asking questions is asking for trouble.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 06:32 PM (5Hl3g)

324 Why are my posts constantly deleted or changed, or my ip banned?

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:33 PM (1Ygb/)

325 >There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley. Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 10:24 PM (S2RnE) sorry- I'm not getting any earrings

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 06:33 PM (8sCoq)

326
So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for?





Sunny,  It's a "dress-up" night.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 06:33 PM (kdS6q)

327 Hey, Crank! I"m good, thanks. How's the Mrs? Y'all adjusted to the not-so-new-anymore place?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:33 PM (FlvC0)

328 Mister, clean my ass.

Posted by: Kid with a dirty donkey at April 16, 2013 06:33 PM (R18D0)

329 Dammit. Off evil genius sock.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

330 Hey 'rons and 'ettes!  I had a scare earlier tonight.  See, here in the DFW it is REALLY sticky-humid... like Houston sticky.  Big front 24 hrs away will cool us off again, but it is meh out.  So I realize my house was starting to become uncomfortable...   I tick down the thermostat, start a load of laundry and go to the store to buy supplies (beer and whatnot).

Arrive to find house humid and not cooled.  !!!  After messing with it for 30 freaking minutes and starting to dread having to sleep with a fan on all night and call someone tomorrow...  it kicked ON!  Sweet A/C!!   NOW I can enjoy my Tecate, the Ranger game, the the ONT.  THIS is livivng!  ( low expectations, heh )

Posted by: Yip at April 16, 2013 06:34 PM (/jHWN)

331 Now bagpipes, that's easy. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 10:04 PM Big Country? Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 10:11 PM (JMmQ9) Better bagpipe song: "It's a Long Way to Top" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1iR2Wi3u5o

Posted by: AC/DC at April 16, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)

332 317 @266

DON'T buy LEVI'S They support everything the hoard opposes.

They don't support the Boy Scouts and are in the ghey's pocket.

Buy some Wranglers, good NC company. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 10:32 PM
=============

Strictly Lee's for me. Levi's struck from the list after they went ghey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

333 Tats are for  homos.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:34 PM (6Pg8r)

334 This was mentioned earlier. We haven't had a good flame thread lately and the new posters/lurkers probably need a little heat. What say you assholes?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:34 PM (wR+pz)

335 DON'T buy LEVI'S They support everything the hoard opposes.

They don't support the Boy Scouts and are in the ghey's pocket.

Buy some Wranglers, good NC company.

When Wranglers make my skinny ass look good walkin' down the street, they get my money.  I doubt it will happen in my lifetime, though.  Srsly awful jeans, imho. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

336 Tammy,
I'm leaving California on June 15th and will be heading your way to visit my nephews and father in law.  Love to meet up and chat.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:35 PM (TCy/B)

337 The less you hear about this bombing suspect the more it makes me believe the media and Feds don't like what they're finding out.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 10:31 PM (5wHPS)

 

***

 

Tip of the iceberg?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:35 PM (pxDth)

338 Mike Hammer , you give a new meaning to going commando, my hat is off to you sir.

Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 06:35 PM (MVzEb)

339 Strictly Lee's for me. Levi's struck from the list after they went ghey. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 10:34 PM (aDwsi) Good, same company, VF owns both.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:35 PM (wR+pz)

340 Shaved heads aren't really attractive to me, except in that they remind of Mr. Clean. The idea of a guy doing all the clean-up (with a smile and with biceps a-flexin) is kinda hot. Other than that, meh.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (GmTxn)

341 I wear Lee jeans because they hug my butt.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (TCy/B)

342 Tats are for homos. Posted by: garrett



Tits are for heteros.


And babies.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (R18D0)

343 Yeeee haaaaa ?????

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (1Ygb/)

344 334 Tats are for homos.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 10:34 PM (6Pg8r)


If you want to be a badass with the barbed wire around your bicep...do the real thing - get it real hot.....hiiiisssssss.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (FIDMq)

345 316 "I'm wondering if these are the same people who think Moochelle is the most beautiful woman who ever walked the earth"

Nah, wrong crowd. These are the dudes who totally bang 10s all the time, bro, and eventually got settled down with one, and no, you can't see her, she lives in Niagra Falls!

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (XQzGn)

346 Adriane, I'm good, thanks! I have missed your poetry.. Lex, yea, it takes a nicely shaped head to pull it off, I think. Lots of white boys have odd indentations and lumps and such. Of course, plenty look mighty fine, and I bet you did, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (FlvC0)

347 I wear Lee jeans because they hug my butt.

Pics, etc.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 06:36 PM (xKC/c)

348
   >22LR is a fine choice to keep your shooting skill honed without killing the wallet.   

      Still readily available ( here, anyway) in quantity, I haven't seen any limitation other than "we don't have any more in stock right now."

Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2013 06:37 PM (SAMxH)

349 did some c*nt say bagpipes?!?!?

Posted by: Slade-RunRunaway at April 16, 2013 06:37 PM (2up3Q)

350

Pro tip - if the girl has a crew cut, chasing her probably won't do you much good.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2013 10:18 PM (NEIxp)

 

Don`t believe I meant girls in crew cuts. Tip.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys theys ridin ponies) at April 16, 2013 06:37 PM (uOxBm)

351 Hey-oooo!  Just testing to see if I've been banned from commenting, since I ain't been here in a while. 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 06:37 PM (R1zZw)

352 70's Sax:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnH_zwVmiuE

Posted by: JeanQueenie at April 16, 2013 06:37 PM (Gmp2Z)

353

There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two
earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off,
showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley.

sorry- I'm not getting any earrings

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 10:33 PM (8sCoq)

 

***

 

What did you get Jones?  4 out of 5?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:38 PM (pxDth)

354 @349 Where is your crib. Can not find 22's in NC or SC.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:38 PM (wR+pz)

355 Crap, here we go with OT.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:38 PM (+iA5G)

356 339 Mike Hammer , you give a new meaning to going commando, my hat is off to you sir. Posted by: BigWheel at April 16, 2013 10:35 PM
=========

While I am not an admirer of JFK, one thing he said impressed me. When asked what it was that moved him to heroic action in the Pacific, he said, "It was involuntary, they sank my boat"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

357 Who was the chick in Tank Girl..she had a pretty close cut   iIr

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 06:38 PM (5wHPS)

358 #1 Amy Winehouse will always be the hawtness

#2 A buzz cut is the ultimate low maintenance hair cut and is undisturbed at 200 MPH when you have to go head down and catch the formation.  You can always shave it clean for formal occasions.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 16, 2013 06:39 PM (kxSZr)

359 Well, looks like I'm gonna be hanging out on the ONT a little later than normal. Yaaayyy feeling like crap. Yaaay stupid disease. Ugh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

360 mpfs, if I'm here, I'd love too! As of now I may be riding back to CA with Thor when he comes in a few weeks.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:39 PM (FlvC0)

361 266 Wranglers only look good on some people. They do very nice things for the southern end of a northbound cowboy, but everyone else looks silly in Wranglers.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 06:39 PM (GmTxn)

362 #1 Amy Winehouse will always be the hawtness

you cannot be serious . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

363 #1 Amy Winehouse will always be the hawtness

She always looked... smelly.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:40 PM (R18D0)

364 Disease?? What's wrong BC??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:40 PM (FlvC0)

365 Yaaayyy feeling like crap. Yaaay stupid disease.


Ugh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT)

What's the probl, Cochran?  Hemorrhoids flaring up or is it something we can catch by copying your comment?

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

366 186 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for? I'm not gonna bother with watching a clip to discover what. Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 10:12 PM (mGBy Moon. "S" spells moon!

Posted by: Tom Cullen at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (Zd/NW)

367 #41, Tammy al-Thor!  **Waving wildly, and jumping up and down**

How ya been? 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (R1zZw)

368 Jam session? You got a deal. Great. Phone has decided to slow type. Grrrrr Doc Severinson? My first public drum solo. 9th grade school open house. Four bars in a song he wrote called Dot Dash. Can still remember it. The colored stage lights reflecting off my cymbals...

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (JCIjD)

369 I think the bomber is a teabagger

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (1Ygb/)

370 331 Hey 'rons and 'ettes! I had a scare earlier tonight. See, here in the DFW it is REALLY sticky-humid... like Houston sticky. Big front 24 hrs away will cool us off again, but it is meh out. So I realize my house was starting to become uncomfortable... I tick down the thermostat, start a load of laundry and go to the store to buy supplies (beer and whatnot). Arrive to find house humid and not cooled. !!! After messing with it for 30 freaking minutes and starting to dread having to sleep with a fan on all night and call someone tomorrow... it kicked ON! Sweet A/C!! NOW I can enjoy my Tecate, the Ranger game, the the ONT. THIS is livivng! ( low expectations, heh ) _________ Seriously humid here! We moved here from West Texas and I'm finding adjusting to water in the environment a little rough. There's a June bug on my screen door. It's still April, I believe. Does Mother Nature have a different calendar in DFW?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (fzFF6)

371 >What did you get Jones? 4 out of 5? fuck it, who cares- starting to feel out of place here

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (8sCoq)

372 While I am not an admirer of JFK, one thing he said impressed me. When asked what it was that moved him to heroic action in the Pacific, he said, "It was involuntary, they sank my boat" Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 10:38 PM (aDwsi) Yeah, and all that PT 107 was made up by Ted Sorensen when he ghost wrote JFK's book. Kennedy fucked up and was not where he was suppose to be and should have been court marshaled. Rich is good.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:41 PM (wR+pz)

373 Pointer jeans?  Diamond Gusset?  Blackie Collins Toters?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 16, 2013 06:42 PM (x4x3r)

374 363 Eh, if Hilary Swank is up for debate (seriously? She looks like a ferret) then Amy Winehouse isn't that big a stretch

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 06:42 PM (GmTxn)

375 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for?

peniS

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:42 PM (R18D0)

376 if Brooklyn Decker moved to L.A., would she change her name to Los Angeles Decker?


baseball is a metaphor for life, you guys

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 16, 2013 06:42 PM (Dll6b)

377 What's the deal with Levis? If supporting gay rights is their only "sin", I can't say that's boycott worthy for me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:42 PM (FlvC0)

378 95 One of my in-laws played sax in the Tower of Power. Later with Joe Cocker and Tina Turner. Plays solo now

Posted by: i'd Rather Be Surfin at April 16, 2013 06:42 PM (g5wi5)

379 How bad is Fox? I am watching the fucking weather channel.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:43 PM (wR+pz)

380 Tammy, Peaches...I'm a Type 1 diabetic. 27 years ago this summer. Normally my blood sugars are very well controlled, but for some reason it spiked this evening. Makes you feel like crap. I've taken my meds, gotta wait up and make sure it keeps coming back down. Really high blood sugar put me in the ICU about a year and a half ago. Almost killed me. But dropping it too low too fast is equally as dangerous.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

381

>>One of my in-laws played sax in the Tower of Power

 

Was he on 'Waiting for Columbus'?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:43 PM (9bONL)

382 I wonder if David "White Privilege" Sirota is willing to chuck HIS privilege? A network of lefties who jerk each other off to make sure they always land a cushy job writing how awful rich white people (themselves excepted) are

I'd love to see a lot of MSM bankruptcies so the lefties have to stab each other in the back for the remaining cushy jobs


Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 06:43 PM (mCvL4)

383 Tammy, we're good.  Love the house.  The Mrs. is voicing more and more conservative views on a regular basis, though she stubbornly insists on calling herself a conservative Democrat.  If I can ever convince her that the right wing doesn't hate the gheys...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 16, 2013 06:43 PM (sQ0LB)

384 >>360 Well, looks like I'm gonna be hanging out on the ONT a little later than normal. Yaaayyy feeling like crap. Yaaay stupid disease. Ugh. Well, not sure what the disease is, but I'm pretty sure scotch is the cure. Also, feel better soonest.

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 06:44 PM (jIaZt)

385 I always read this as:

"How To Make a Bong in the Kitchen of Your Mother"

Posted by: sTevo at April 16, 2013 06:44 PM (VMcEw)

386 {{{{{cochran}}}}} I'm sorry you feel crappy and I'm sorry if I was insensitive.  You know I hold you in the highest regard and want nothing but the best for you. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

387 Red are the Roses,
Blue is the berry,
Miss Tammy has joined us,
Makes the ONT tres merry ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 16, 2013 06:45 PM (TvO05)

388 Agreed. Amy Winehouse is by far hotter than Hilary Swank, even though Ms W looked like a carrier for various diseases and fungi and unpleasant odors.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:45 PM (FlvC0)

389 It's times like these (Boston Marathon bombings) that make me so proud of the bloated, teet-sucking federal bureaucracy that I did so much to help nurture and expand.

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 16, 2013 06:45 PM (yc4Nt)

390 Sax? 80s?

http://youtu.be/j4ueaD22hg8

Posted by: Country Singer at April 16, 2013 06:45 PM (0eRkg)

391 387 {{{{{cochran}}}}} I'm sorry you feel crappy and I'm sorry if I was insensitive. You know I hold you in the highest regard and want nothing but the best for you. Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 10:44 PM (8lmkt) Thanks peaches.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

392 That Amy bitch sleeps with the fish, right?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:45 PM (wR+pz)

393 KTLA in Los Angeles has been evacuated.  I believe its a bomb scare.

Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2013 06:46 PM (TCy/B)

394 Hair or not to hair, that is the question. I think it comes down to the face attached to hair or none, and all the other good stuff.

Posted by: i'd Rather Be Surfin at April 16, 2013 06:46 PM (g5wi5)

395 Forecast for tonight calls for dark and partly troll-y.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:46 PM (pxDth)

396 Eh, if Hilary Swank is up for debate (seriously? She looks like a ferret) then Amy Winehouse isn't that big a stretch

Hillary Swank looks clean and fresh.  Amy (and I loved her, so it's not about that) always looked like she just crawled out from under a crackhouse.  Tragic, yes.  Do-able, I am amazed anyone would ever want to hit that.  Perhaps I am naive.

LOVED her music, though, she was amazing.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

397 I've stopped reading the columns in Yahoo sports. The most insecure people on the face of the earth have to be sportswriters. No physical talent for sports, and their fellow journaljismers treat them as lesser beings because they write about sports. So they have to prove that they're "serious" about social issues and stuff

What's nice about Yahoo though is reading the comments telling the sportswriters how much their columns suck

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (mCvL4)

398 338The less you hear about this bombing suspect the more it makes me believe the media and Feds don't like what they're finding out.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2013 10:31 PM (5wHPS)                  You mean trying to play nice didn't work! Well color me liberal. heh

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (RqYCQ)

399 317 @266 DON'T buy LEVI'S They support everything the hoard opposes. They don't support the Boy Scouts and are in the ghey's pocket. Buy some Wranglers, good NC company. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 10:32 PM (wR+pz) Bingo. Best thing is that I can get them while at my local hardware store.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (Zd/NW)

400 Greda is particularity obnoxious tonight. Stupid too.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (wR+pz)

401 @  355

   I live in upstate New York, home of Gunner Cuomo.

   The safe act went into effect yesterday, and everywhere you go, people are talking about it, not in a good way.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (SAMxH)

402 Baseball IS my life, JJ in J, or darn near close these days. BCochran, you have all my sympathies, and be careful, but of course you know that. Merci beaucoups, Adriane, mon ami!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (FlvC0)

403
Tattoos on girls stopped being cool once every silly thing got a dolphin on her bikini line and a tramp stamp on the back.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

404

Great sax tunes?

 

"Asia" - Steely Dan

"The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys" - Traffic, has some great dimished sax riffs.

 

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsens..... at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (Md8Uo)

405 Seriously, the Office episode where the office dwellers debate the hotness of Hilary Swank is a great one.  That was the B plot line, though; it was mainly about Michael and Dwight gathering intel on a small paper company they wanted to run out of business.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:47 PM (+iA5G)

406 390 It's times like these (Boston Marathon bombings) that make me so proud of the bloated, teet-sucking federal bureaucracy that I did so much to help nurture and expand.

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 16, 2013 10:45 PM (yc4Nt

GB show today had a clip of Barney Frank saying he was thankful for a bloated, overfunded government to respond to this tragedy.

Clearly nothing has ever happened without the govenrment.  Except, oh, for example, the entire reconstruction of San Francisco after the 1906 earthquake...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 16, 2013 06:48 PM (sQ0LB)

407 Ragamuffin, yeah, I'd love to live out west and may someday.  The metroplex has advantages though.... this time of year is always tough when the gulf air gets drawn up here.    Finally got the house down from 84 to 77... and humidity reading down from 65 to 52.  Now for another beer.... 

Posted by: Yip at April 16, 2013 06:48 PM (/jHWN)

408 There is just something badass about a guy with a shaved head, two earrings in the left, wearing a t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, showing a couple of tats, and riding a harley. *** Just no.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:48 PM (piMMO)

409 403 Baseball IS my life, JJ in J, or darn near close these days. BCochran, you have all my sympathies, and be careful, but of course you know that. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 10:47 PM (FlvC0) Thanks. Baseball? You just got hotter. Who ya got?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

410 Zooey Deschanel looks like what Katy Perry wished she looked like.


Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 06:49 PM (mCvL4)

411 Take a murder, Darling.

Posted by: Sheldon Scott at April 16, 2013 06:49 PM (7yx0r)

412 Bagpipes - Under the Milky Way.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 16, 2013 06:49 PM (JVbvk)

413 Teej, H7N9 is the newest incarnation of the Avian flu. 70+ cases, 14 deaths-so far only transmitted directly from fowl, not person to person. That is always the fear, of course. China being very procative, though-CDC from stateside is here working with them, and duck and chicken shortages going on as the open air live markets have been shut down, and animals that test questionable are being killed. But my coffee is good, so I got that going for me...

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 06:49 PM (UIhJk)

414 Pink Floyd has several great tunes w major sax parts.

Posted by: sTevo at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (VMcEw)

415 Do not read this if you have high blood pressure.  From The Blaze, Iraq/Afghanistan vet has guns taken away and is arrested by Texas police for "rudely displaying them" while on a ten-mile hike with his Boy Scout son:


http://tinyurl.com/c2afgwo

Posted by: disgusted kitteh at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (lVPtV)

416

>>>Tattoos on girls stopped being cool once every silly thing got a dolphin on her bikini line and a tramp stamp on the back.

 

Tattooing an attractive  woman should be a  Felony.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (Ue7JB)

417 BTW - no bagpipes in Big Country.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (R18D0)

418 Crank, she'll get there! I have a friend in Boston who was once very liberal based pretty much on gay rights and abortion and even SHE sees what a mess the Dems have brought on. She's now a registered Indie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (FlvC0)

419 Posts are flying through, the fascists are unwinding their heavy hands???

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (1Ygb/)

420 Dammit, kitteh sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (lVPtV)

421 If you make a bomb in your Mom's kitchen, you'd better clean up after yourself, Mr. Fancy Terrorist.

Posted by: eman at April 16, 2013 06:50 PM (71gyQ)

422 377 if Brooklyn Decker moved to L.A., would she change her name to Los Angeles Decker? baseball is a metaphor for life, you guys Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 16, 2013 10:42 PM (Dll6b) If she sat on the tank of the toilet, she would change her name to Upper Decker.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2013 06:51 PM (Zd/NW)

423 RE watching the Gretta Van...   I cannot watch her except if she has Bolton on or someone I want to hear from.  Her whole schtick is grating to me and she doesn't appear to be overtly bright for a former jurist.

Posted by: Yip at April 16, 2013 06:51 PM (/jHWN)

424 398 I've stopped reading the columns in Yahoo sports. The most insecure people on the face of the earth have to be sportswriters. No physical talent for sports, and their fellow journaljismers treat them as lesser beings because they write about sports. So they have to prove that they're "serious" about social issues and stuff

What's nice about Yahoo though is reading the comments telling the sportswriters how much their columns suck

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 10:47 PM (mCvL4)


--As I've mentioned before, a friend asserted that most sportswriters were C-grade English or journalism majors.


One way I see this is being true is how many of them simply write that someone "said" something, not argued, noted, suggested, etc.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:51 PM (+iA5G)

425

That Hot-or-Not?  list: Zooey ranks around a 7 on the Budweiser scale  for me. Her sister's about a 5.

 

That pic of H Swank is the best one I've ever seen of her. She just looks too manly for me.

 

AJ looked  much finer before she got her lips done. I keep expecting one of them to pop just any minute.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:51 PM (+z4pE)

426 382 He plays modern jazz nowdays,..has a loyal following for his CD's but he not a superstar. Popular here, big in Europe

Posted by: i'd Rather Be Surfin at April 16, 2013 06:51 PM (g5wi5)

427 2 saves by Pav in the shootout!

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:51 PM (+iA5G)

428 Jets win!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 06:52 PM (+iA5G)

429 404 Tattoos on girls stopped being cool once every silly thing got a dolphin on her bikini line and a tramp stamp on the back. Remind me when they were EVER cool, unless you worked for a circus?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:52 PM (wR+pz)

430 The latest Star Trek trailer looks a lot less unworthy.

Posted by: eman at April 16, 2013 06:52 PM (71gyQ)

431 meanwhile the Rangers are letting the Cubs back in the game in the bottom of the ninth with two outs....  good god....

Posted by: Yip at April 16, 2013 06:52 PM (/jHWN)

432


Alex, I feel great! A bit ashamed that you haven't answered my emails, but I'm getting over that.... le sigh....

 

Emails!?  I swear to you I haven't seen any emails.  If I had I would have replied! 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 06:53 PM (lr3d7)

433 Tattooing an attractive woman should be a Felony.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 10:50 PM (Ue7JB)


A tattoo on a woman is like code for "I may look good to you right now, walking down the street, but inside I am a seething mass of insecure dysfunctional mess."


There.  I said it.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:53 PM (8lmkt)

434

BTW - no bagpipes in Big Country.

 

Yup, curiosity got the better of me, had to go listen.

 

That's gonna bug me until I remember which song that was. Oh well...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 06:54 PM (+z4pE)

435 Since Peaches so deftly dropped the name Wayne Shorter earlier, i'll point out that it was he who played that solo on aja...

Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2013 06:54 PM (UsR5V)

436

Leaf by Niggle

Gene Wolfe has an internet essay about, among many other things, freedom and his correspondence with Tolkien. I did not know when I read it, but now know the title of the essay comes from Niggle's story.

Introduction to the Mountains.

Thanks Maet. 

Posted by: simpleton at April 16, 2013 06:54 PM (NGsLN)

437 As my hairline recedes my bear advances.  I keep threatening to shave it except for moustaches reaching down to my chin and thick muttonchops.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 06:54 PM (lr3d7)

438 Tattoos on girls stopped being cool once every silly thing got a dolphin on her bikini line and a tramp stamp on the back.


SO effing lame.  Especially that little dolphin or other nothing on the ankle.  Proof you had too much to drink on vacation?  Lovely.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:55 PM (R18D0)

439 411 Zooey Deschanel looks like what Katy Perry wished she looked like. Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 10:49 PM (mCvL4) With the added bonus of Russell Brand never being "there".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2013 06:55 PM (Zd/NW)

440 Emails!? I swear to you I haven't seen any emails. If I had I would have replied!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 10:53 PM (lr3d7)


You need to beat your computer to death right now if it's sending Miss Tammy to your spam.  I'm not just joking around here, Alex.  You know I'm not . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

441 425 Tattooing an attractive woman should be a Felony. Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 10:50 PM (Ue7JB) A tattoo on a woman is like code for "I may look good to you right now, walking down the street, but inside I am a seething mass of insecure dysfunctional mess." There. I said it. Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 10:53 PM (8lmkt) How is that different than any other woman? *runs away and hides*

Posted by: eman at April 16, 2013 06:55 PM (71gyQ)

442 A tattoo on a woman is like code for "I may look good to you right now, walking down the street, but inside I am a seething mass of insecure dysfunctional mess." There. I said it. Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 10:53 PM (8lmkt) *raises eyebrow* I'll be sure to let my wife know. Along with most of our friends.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)

443 That's gonna bug me until I remember which song that was. Oh well... Posted by: BackwardsBoy

What song?

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 06:56 PM (R18D0)

444

A tattoo on a woman is like code for "I may look good to you right now, walking down the street, but inside I am a seething mass of insecure dysfunctional mess."

There. I said it.

 

Yup.  And geek tattoos are the worst.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 06:56 PM (lr3d7)

445

>>Gene Wolfe has an internet essay

 

Link?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 06:56 PM (Ue7JB)

446 posts being deleted again, emails were included.

Posted by: WTF at April 16, 2013 06:56 PM (1Ygb/)

447
Remind me when [tattoos on a girl] were EVER cool, unless you worked for a circus?
Posted by: Billy Bob





Before about 1994. Along with multiple ear-rings, they worked on thin small-breasted gals. Punk/Club thing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (kdS6q)

448 Thanks. Baseball? You just got hotter. Who ya got? Die hard baseball fanatic from birth. Braves first and always. Angels, Rangers and Cards second tier. Red Sox since the epic World Series. Well, really the 2004 ALCS, which was the greatest baseball I ever watched. Everyone else 'cept the mother fucking Yankees is fine by me. (And I actually love most of them individually, barring Alex fucking Rodriguez, who makes my skin crawl when I see him)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (FlvC0)

449 That's gonna bug me until I remember which song that was. Oh well...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

What song?

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 10:56 PM (R18D0)

 

***

 

A rock song featuring bagpipes. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (pxDth)

450 Big Country? Posted by: AltonJackson No, it's all guitar.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (2wmAW)

451 417 Backwards Boy, Correct, correct, and correct sir.

Posted by: Joey Tenebris (noob) at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (Br398)

452 >>>429 As my hairline recedes my bear advances. Yeah, they love a bald head.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (kmUfN)

453 Tks Mrs mittens. Surfin' on hair. That's why I always looked better with longer hair. Had good hair and it hid some of my face which was made for radio.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 06:57 PM (J3IzX)

454 SO effing lame. Especially that little dolphin or other nothing on the ankle. Proof you had too much to drink on vacation? Lovely. LOL. How do you spot white trash women that WILL suck a dick? Look for that tramp stamp!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 06:58 PM (wR+pz)

455 For you, BC. NSFW http://suicidegirls.com/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 06:58 PM (piMMO)

456 posts being deleted again, emails were included.

Posted by: WTF22 at April 16, 2013 06:58 PM (1Ygb/)

457


>>Everyone else 'cept the mother fucking Yankees is fine by me.

 

And to think.   I made you an Elk Burger.

Posted by: garrett in pinstripes at April 16, 2013 06:58 PM (Ue7JB)

458 447 posts already?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 06:59 PM (hO8IJ)

459

You need to beat your computer to death right now if it's sending Miss Tammy to your spam. I'm not just joking around here, Alex. You know I'm not . . .


It shouldn't be.  I check my spam file regularly and I have Miss Tammy's email address from some messages that she's sent me in the past. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 06:59 PM (lr3d7)

460 Yeah, okay, fine, glad y'all have tattoos on your boobehs and you nether regions and, that's fine, it's absolutely your choice.  But remember this when you are my age.  Because I will be dead by then, but you will hear me (as you fap, which you will,  since nobody will do ya saggy ol' tattted up trashy self) saying "peaches told ya so!"

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

461 Nipple rings don't look that attractive but they're very convenient when she gets stuck in a ditch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2013 06:59 PM (kmUfN)

462 Die hard baseball fanatic from birth. Braves first and always. Angels, Rangers and Cards second tier. Red Sox since the epic World Series. Well, really the 2004 ALCS, which was the greatest baseball I ever watched. Everyone else 'cept the mother fucking Yankees is fine by me. (And I actually love most of them individually, barring Alex fucking Rodriguez, who makes my skin crawl when I see him) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 10:57 PM (FlvC0) *passes out* *gets back up* Damn straight. Dale Murphy FTW. And that 04 ALCS/WS was unfreaking real. LOVED that roster. I mean, Varitek pie-facing ARod??? I had to change my shorts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)

463 448 447 posts already?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 10:59 PM (hO8IJ)


--Mostly songs with sax/bagpipes and hot/not talk.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:00 PM (+iA5G)

464 This ONT is strangely compelling in a "can't quite put my finger on it" kind of way.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 07:00 PM (pxDth)

465 I'll be sure to let my wife know. Along with most of our friends. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT) See, it's a generational issue. The young 'uns run around hairless and tatooed now. I don't get it myself, but I let 'em play on my lawn anywayz.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:00 PM (FlvC0)

466

Yeah, they love a bald head.

Beard.  My beard advances.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:00 PM (lr3d7)

467 Some of us females are smart enough to get tattoos where they don't show unless you want somebody to see them. 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 07:00 PM (R1zZw)

468 I have huge hair, but only until the clipper wakes back up. It could be any day now and it'll be back to 1/4".

It's nice to grow it out, like that patch of grass in the backyard that you can't mow without turning the mower over and having a 'farm accident'.

Not sure what Tolkien's 'Leaf: By Niggle' has to do with pressure cooking, but it does contain a subtle apologetic for purgatory.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:00 PM (KTytI)

469

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 10:59 PM (8lmkt)

 

**Slow Dramatic Clap**

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (Ue7JB)

470

See, it's a generational issue. The young 'uns run around hairless and tatooed now. I don't get it myself, but I let 'em play on my lawn anyway.

 

Um, phrasing?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (lr3d7)

471 See, it's a generational issue. The young 'uns run around hairless and tatooed now. I don't get it myself, but I let 'em play on my lawn anywayz. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:00 PM (FlvC0) *cough cough*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

472 Drunken tattoos?

"It's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie - how it got here, I haven't a clue."

Also, I think the Zooey's sister is much hotter than the Zooey

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (XQzGn)

473 @446 SG are hot and crazy. The Good Shit blog has pics of the whores often. Sad. They must really be suicidal.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (wR+pz)

474 As my hairline recedes my bear advances. I keep threatening to shave it except for moustaches reaching down to my chin and thick muttonchops. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 10:54 PM pics or it didn't happen, Alex and, yes, I'm just fcukin' with you for giggles oh shit, I'm up against the " no re-fill after 11:00 PM" bullshit rule BRB

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)

475 Boy you weren't even hatched when Dale Murphy was playing, cuz I was young myself. Damn how I love that man.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (FlvC0)

476 On PBS now... Wonder Woman: The Untold Story of American Superheroes

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2013 07:01 PM (piMMO)

477

It was a song I heard  just a couple of times in the '80's. Coulda swore it was  In a Big Country.  Didn't get much airplay back in Alabama, but then again, most good songs didn't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (+z4pE)

478 A tattoo on a woman is like code for "I may look good to you right now, walking down the street, but inside I am a seething mass of insecure dysfunctional mess."

Depends on where it is.

Face or neck?  It says, "Make with my free shit; I will never hold down a paying job ever again (except for certain industries I won't be getting a 1099 for because they're illegal." 

Of course, that's true for all genders.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (hO8IJ)

479 457 Yep. And on places that aren't too likely to sag.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (GmTxn)

480 White privalage?! You've got to be kidding me. My employer hired one of these diversity rent seeky groups to c thier a and made us all sit through thier nonesense. Please tell me how I have any privalge with TFG in the white house. I just want the "privalge" of being left alone.

Posted by: moreoff at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (mvUqZ)

481 456

My beard's top setting is 'Shakespeare' - I blame my Albionic bloodlines, particularly the hefty share of limey.

It takes 10 years to get there, but the upside is I don't really 'have' to shave.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (KTytI)

482 Re: shaved heads, meh, some guys can pull it off. My guy is a bald cutie and I've never wanted him to shave his head. Grow his beard again? Oh yeah, wowza!

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (UIhJk)

483 "peaches told ya so!"
Posted by: Peaches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aI9k06dGpg
Peaches by The Stranglers

Always cracks me up.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (R18D0)

484

Some of us females are smart enough to get tattoos where they don't show unless you want somebody to see them.


Something small and discrete I'm willing to overlook, depending on circumstances.  The full sleeve look?  No way.

 

And don't get me started on the whole rockabilly look.  June Cleaver turned biker trash is not sexy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:02 PM (lr3d7)

485 >Yup. And geek tattoos are the worst. Well, they come close.

Posted by: Power Puff Girl Tramp Stamp at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (JqnAE)

486 With the added bonus of Russell Brand never being "there". Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2013 10:55 PM

Nor half the music industry

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (mCvL4)

487 Phrasing? I mean the whole get off my lawn thing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (FlvC0)

488 448 Early ONT Heather.

Posted by: Joey Tenebris (noob) at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (Br398)

489

Ricky Jay is very, very good. Penn and Teller had some good stuff on one of their shows.  This routine is pretty decent.

 

Penn and Teller test Michael Vincent's sleight of hand.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phg5NSg0V_E

 

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (9gNQd)

490 470

If you can't spell 'privilege', you don't has it, I always says.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (KTytI)

491 400 + posts and nobody has mentioned ...

Yakety Sax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Posted by: Adriane... at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (TvO05)

492 465 Boy you weren't even hatched when Dale Murphy was playing, cuz I was young myself. Damn how I love that man. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:01 PM (FlvC0) Loved me some Dale. He was the first player I followed. I was like 3 or 4 and rooting for him. Dad says he has no idea how/why I fixated on him, but that I did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

493 445 SO effing lame. Especially that little dolphin or other nothing on the ankle. Proof you had too much to drink on vacation? Lovely. LOL. How do you spot white trash women that WILL suck a dick? Look for that tramp stamp! Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 16, 2013 10:58 PM (wR+pz) Lower back tattoo? May as well be a bullseye.

Posted by: Jeremy Grey at April 16, 2013 07:04 PM (Zd/NW)

494 Tattoos on girls say 3 things: 1. I am impulsive and do not consider consequences of my actions. 2. I lack basic decision-making skills. 3. I can be talked into doing foolish things.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 16, 2013 07:04 PM (BUcLz)

495 *blink* *blink* Power Puff Girl Tramp Stamp

That's

Just

Wrong

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 07:04 PM (xKC/c)

496

AltonJackson,

 

If I ever buy a motorcycle I'll do it.  In the meantime, I'm still getting used to having a beard, let alone one this bushy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:04 PM (lr3d7)

497 Ah, I'm just being an old fart, go ahead, tat it up, I really don't give a shit, I just don't really get it.

I do love you all, though, unconditionally! 

Hey, what ever happened to that guy I threw a scare into last night?  That was fun, I can't remember who he was or what it was about. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

498 Tammy!

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:04 PM (wk9P4)

499 439 "Everyone else 'cept the mother fucking Yankees is fine by me. (And I actually love most of them individually, barring Alex fucking Rodriguez, who makes my skin crawl when I see him)"

So in other words, you're a Yankee fan.

We all hate A-Rod

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:05 PM (XQzGn)

500

Bagpipes?   Alabama?

 

Hmmm, let's see

 

 

Fire on the mountain run boys run

 

Devils in the House of the Risin Sun

 

Chickens in the breadpan picking out dough

 

Screeech, squawk, screech.

 

 

(Nope, not quite right)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 07:05 PM (pxDth)

501 It's so funny to read the comments on tats. It's absolutely the most obvious gen gap I've ever seen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)

502 485

Worse perhaps are My Little Pony inspired 'cutie marks' - I can only suppose the canonical location is on the flank - is it a brand?

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:06 PM (KTytI)

503 Don't know if you consider it rock or it's the one your thinking of but , Sky Pilot.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 07:06 PM (BfZ1r)

504 Posted by: Yellow bellied marmot (formerly Jade Sea) at April 16, 2013 10:29 PM (WZ9K+) I went through this stage for a year or so, while playing football in highschool. My family's solution: I had to eat my own personal meatloaf, before I was allowed any of the family's table food. This actually was a good solution. The bread-loaf sized meatloaf took the edge off my appetite, and allowed me to settle for only half of what else was on the table.

Posted by: cheapskate at April 16, 2013 07:07 PM (KUF0C)

505

My beard's top setting is 'Shakespeare' - I blame my Albionic bloodlines, particularly the hefty share of limey.


My paternal grandmother was from a family of loggers, and scandi blood to boot.  I've got a decent bushy beard growing. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:07 PM (lr3d7)

506 489

We here in Bal'mur, we are truly anti-Yankees. We comprende, amigos.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:07 PM (KTytI)

507 Peaches, I agree with you on girls. Any time there's pictures of the "next big thing" and they have a large tattoo on the arm or the neck or leg, it's an immediate turnoff

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:07 PM (XQzGn)

508 495

I've been going for 'The Puritan' - it mixes well with fiery lectures and self-righteous reactionary politics.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:08 PM (KTytI)

509 We all hate A-Rod

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 11:05 PM (XQzGn)


Yeah, totally, although I would donate a kidney to Mariano Rivera should he need one and I prove to be a match. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)

510 Most of the men in my family are Yankees fans, and have been as long as I can remember.  Have always hated the Yankees except tonight, when I heard that they played "Sweet Caroline" during their game tonight as a tribute to the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing.  For one night only, I'm a fan. 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 07:08 PM (R1zZw)

511 @ 484, you are wrong, so wrong says the tarted dad of 3 tasted daughters who don't resemble any of your assumptions

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:08 PM (HVff2)

512
Tattoos on girls say 3 things:
Posted by: soothsayer





4.  I don't intend to be buried in an Orthodox Jewish cemetery...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 07:08 PM (kdS6q)

513 Emma Stone.. mmmmmmm. I say Hot

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2013 07:08 PM (/7Xis)

514 In other news, that crazed nutjob who SWATs bloggers whose name we are not to mention because we love Ace and want him to stay safe was brought up in a little chat with my beelet after tonight's quilt guild meeting.  O_o

She's a lifelong resident of the community he bombed, and he used to deal drugs to one of her neighbors.  She didn't know he was out of prison and she's pretty convinced he was involved in the Burger Chef murders.

And then we moved on.

I kinda like my beelet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 07:09 PM (hO8IJ)

515 I'm sure there's someone out there who has a tattoo that simply reads "tattoo".

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 16, 2013 07:09 PM (BVkEs)

516 501

tasted == tatted?

tarted == tatted?

Where do we go from here.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:09 PM (KTytI)

517 Not Jewish just darn lutherans

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)

518 Bagpipe rock song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bHoPYLQvnQM#!

That it?

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 07:09 PM (R18D0)

519 Damn iPad and spell check

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:10 PM (HVff2)

520 Shaving a bear?! Now that would be a reality game show.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 07:10 PM (mGBy8)

521 503 Emma Stone.. mmmmmmm. I say Hot

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2013 11:08 PM (/7Xis)



I agree.


Fap



Fap



Fap



Fap

Posted by: Jim Carrey at April 16, 2013 07:10 PM (+iA5G)

522 More bagpipes. I'm Scot enough to know it means 'go to war' and not 'run from the Scots'.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:10 PM (KTytI)

523 Seriously, I don't see how tattoos are going to hinder their job searches much because so many are tattooed now. I do not know anyone under 30 who doesn't have at least two. It's not a look I care for much at all, especially on women, but it seems to me it's the norm now, not even especially rebellious or anything. My daddy had plenty on his arms. Double standard for sure, but they look better on men. But again, totally generational. We is geezers now!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:10 PM (FlvC0)

524 501 Heh. My phone doesn't like the word "tatted" either, but I don't think it's ever switched it so awkwardly. (If you really did mean to call yourself a tart, I'm sorry).

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 07:11 PM (GmTxn)

525 This could explain what to do?

Posted by: flashlights wholesale at April 16, 2013 07:11 PM (fq8tG)

526

I'm sure there's someone out there who has a tattoo that simply reads "tattoo".

 

c'est ne une tattoo

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:11 PM (lr3d7)

527 509

Is that a 'shoot' kind of dang, a 'damn' kind of dang, or a 'hot dang' kind of dang?

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:11 PM (KTytI)

528 Yeah, white privilege and the way we all view a white mass murderer as an anomaly that doesn't evoke pushes for national policy changes is what the push to destroy the 2nd Amendment is all about. Idiot. It's almost like the left prefers the fantasy world they live in to anything resembling reality.

Posted by: Synova at April 16, 2013 07:11 PM (7/PU+)

529

Yup. And geek tattoos are the worst.

 

I worked with a guy about ten years ago that had a really big tat of Darth Vader on his arm,  along  with  a Tie fighter, a stormtrooper helmet and a little Death Star.  It was  well done, nice fine line work.

 

I mean, yeah, I like that movie too, but  not that much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 07:12 PM (+z4pE)

530

Shaving a bear?! Now that would be a reality game show.

 

I'd watch!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at April 16, 2013 07:12 PM (lr3d7)

531
Also, on tattoos that are ok:

On a chubby pale chick going for a 50s look, a small flower on the ankle is acceptable.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 07:12 PM (kdS6q)

532 Part of the problem with Emma Stone is that people first saw her in Superbad, and she was still underage not fully developed yet.

So if the writer's thinking of her based on that, then yeah, not hot, unless you're the Searchlight Strangler.

But Easy A -> any movie where she's legal but still ginger (redheads burn brightest), she's burning hot

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:12 PM (XQzGn)

533 510 Shaving a bear?! Now that would be a reality game show.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 11:10 PM (mGBy

 

***

 

Heck, combine it with an environmental message and make it "Shave the Whales".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 07:13 PM (pxDth)

534 My girls have them placed on ankle, feet and on back, pretty inconspicuous and very artistic.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:13 PM (HVff2)

535 Get a big tattoo of the Pantocrator on your back and make your Baptist girlfriend freak out. At least, that's what Flannery O'Connor said to do. I think. Maybe it was just a story.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:13 PM (KTytI)

536 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:10 PM (FlvC0) Lol. I've got 3. One for my wife (a claddagh on my left ring finger) and one for each of my girls (shamrock in celtic knot work on left shoulder blade and a cross done in knot work on the right). I love mine. Wouldn't change them or give them up for anything.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:13 PM (GEICT)

537 I had no idea so many people hated Alex Rodriquez. He seriously gives me the shivers. I never really liked him anyway, but after he bitch slapped...was it Bronson Arroyo? Anyway, he slapped at someone covering first to try and knock the ball out of their hand and I was just repulsed. And his interviews are .....LAWD, I can't even describe it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:13 PM (FlvC0)

538 480 thanks that's exactly what I told 'em. I can't even spell privalage with spell check but ace can't spell Friedersdorf so I guess that says something.

Posted by: moreoff at April 16, 2013 07:14 PM (mvUqZ)

539

Always reckoned if you're gonna get a tatt, go for something practical. like,

 

height- 5 foot 9...

hair- brown...

eyes- blue

complexion- fair...

summary- "you got me officer, it's a fair cop"...

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 07:14 PM (9gNQd)

540
Shaving a bear?! Now that would be a reality game show.




"Live from Provincetown Massachusetts!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 07:15 PM (kdS6q)

541 Also Zombieland, even that otherwise painful film with Carrell and Moore.

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 16, 2013 07:15 PM (Jsiw/)

542 So I'm watching Defiance on Hulu.  Not bad, special effects suck, but not a bad SiFi/western type storyline.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 16, 2013 07:15 PM (Fz2C7)

543 I'm personally singlehandedly bringing back mutton chops. Someday. Right now I have Star Trekesque sideburns.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 16, 2013 07:15 PM (yhYn1)

544 Where do we go from here.

Now that all of the children have grown up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 07:15 PM (xKC/c)

545 Yeah Jenny it did it on its own

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:15 PM (HVff2)

546 Tammy, my wife asked me one time why I hated him so much. (I played all the way through college, btw) I told her "Have you ever seen him with his uniform dirty?" "Uhhh..no." "THAT'S why."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

547

That it?

 

Link went to the YT home page, Dang.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 07:16 PM (+z4pE)

548 It was all perpetrated by White Arabs. The sons of sons of sons of Lawrence of Arabia; blasted caucasoid Arabists! Their fusion of unibombing Westboro Baptist Islam with Ayn Randian Atheism gives them top position among the 'true right wing', which we may assume in this analogy is the chicken wing to the right of the middle chicken wing on the chicken wing platter, unless it's one where the wings go around in a circle. In that case, you may arbitrarily select a center wing and move right.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:17 PM (KTytI)

549 526 "One for my wife (a claddagh on my left ring finger)"

See, that's class. I always said the only tattoo I would ever get would be a tat of the wedding band on the ring finger - partially for the romance and partially because I know I'd clumsily lose the actual ring

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:17 PM (XQzGn)

550 BackwardsBoy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHoPYLQvnQM


Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 07:17 PM (R18D0)

551 Walid Shoebat says the ex-"Person of Interest" comes from a family of Al-Qaeda members/sympathizers. Is Shoebat a reliable source? I know who he is and all, just don't know if he has a good track record.

Posted by: Baldy at April 16, 2013 07:17 PM (opS9C)

552 But again, totally generational. We is geezers now!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:10 PM

 

Tammy!

speak for yourself.....granny. lol


Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 07:17 PM (FMbng)

553 I do not know anyone under 30 who doesn't have at least two.

And, yet, I feel nothing but pity for any young girl who doesn't think that the good Lord made her just perfect.  And, I've seen too many who were perfect until they, for some incomprehensible reason, thought that they could improve on that with graffiti.  I think it's sad.  I know some absolutely lovely young women who went that route and it just makes me sad.  However, I don't lose sleep over it, do what you will, be happy and God bless.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 07:18 PM (8lmkt)

554 So I go away to tuck Cougar into bed, come back to the 3,412th fighting of the Great Tattoo Wars? Neat! I like this fight, because while I have no ink, and neither does Cougar, I'm a big fan of tats. Although I do have a great idea for a tat if I ever get one.

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 07:18 PM (jIaZt)

555 Where do we go from here.

Which is the way that's clear

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 07:18 PM (hO8IJ)

556 Your claddagh is probably lovely. But having spent most of my adult life in less-than-stellar neighborhoods in SoCal and seeing all the cholas with various things tattooed on their ring fingers, that look is ruined for me! I did see a young man this very day in Radio Shack with a prayer of some sort tattooed between his wrist and elbow (the underside) It was very striking, first tatoo I have actually liked.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:19 PM (FlvC0)

557 "Deacon Blues" by Steely Dan. That is Pete Christlieb on the tenor on that one.

Posted by: navybrat at April 16, 2013 07:19 PM (l7mJv)

558

A tattoo on a good looking girl is like a bumper sticker on the side of your dream car...why the fuck would you do that ?

 

I want answers

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2013 07:19 PM (/7Xis)

559 --As I've mentioned before, a friend asserted that most sportswriters were C-grade English or journalism majors. One way I see this is being true is how many of them simply write that someone "said" something, not argued, noted, suggested, etc. Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 10:51 PM (+iA5G) Go back before the advent of television, and sportswriters were some of the best talent a newspaper had. The best creative writers, bar none. Of course, none of them probably ever saw the inside of a J-school classroom, either. Sportswriters had to be good, because a newspaper account was likely the only chance most fans had to learn about out of town games. The radio only broadcast the most popular games on the network.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2013 07:19 PM (29+x5)

560 Just because Ace told us we all stink. I'm pretty sure Ace has a "Giant Shaun" on his ceiling--over his bed.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2013 07:20 PM (r2PLg)

561 How come no one considers the true White Privilege people, the Weather Underground type folks? Who can get out of prison after 20 years and land a college gig? It could be a leftwing terrorist group, but I guess they're not 'White Privilege White' because they actually truly hate White People.

Look I like Chocolate and Strawberry but my favorite flavor is Twist. Vanilla is so-so but it gets the job done.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:20 PM (KTytI)

562 Up too late. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2013 07:21 PM (JCIjD)

563 Worst tat I've seen recently was a pair of 3-D glasses in a red circle with a line through them.  I had to ask.  The guy really doesn't like 3-D movies.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 07:21 PM (R18D0)

564 Should I start 3,413 fight of the great nose ring war?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:21 PM (HVff2)

565 Bers!!!! How the heck are ya? Peaches, I kind of feel the same way. But then, I don't wear makeup or even have pierced ears, so I'm kind of a Minimalist! Where the hell is Robert, BTW?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:21 PM (FlvC0)

566 If I ever buy a motorcycle I'll do it. In the meantime, I'm still getting used to having a beard, let alone one this bushy. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 11:04 PM All in good fun, Alex

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

567

In honor of the dead and injured in Boston, the only bagpipe song I really like.

 

http://tinyurl.com/4bdbk6

 

God bless us every one.  Good night all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 16, 2013 07:22 PM (pxDth)

568 521 On a chubby pale chick going for a 50s look, a small flower on the ankle is acceptable. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 11:12 PM (kdS6q) I'm pretty sure that women didn't get tattooed in the 50s. You must be thinking of the 70s.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2013 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

569 The Star Trek trailer looks like they're just making the last movie again with a different actor playing the bad guy. And of course the last movie was just a remake of Wrath of Khan anyway. DAMN YOU KHAN!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 16, 2013 07:22 PM (BgzBb)

570 Ring finger tattoos are icky to me. My sweet-but-stupid SIL and her first husband got them. This was in the mid-late 90s so naturally they are "tribal". Tacky, tacky, tacky and they're stuck with them long after the marriage ended.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 07:22 PM (GmTxn)

571 Look I'm against tats but if you're going to have them make them cool. That's my only rule. Like a giant crucifixion on your back or a massive twist of roses and skulls and foliage on both arms with 'death' and 'taxes' for each of the Brazos.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:23 PM (KTytI)

572 Spill it, DC.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:23 PM (FlvC0)

573 Chick with long curly brown hair showing camel-toe on Conan. Up for grabs. Evenin' all.

Posted by: RWC at April 16, 2013 07:24 PM (Wl/Ht)

574

I think I've only been without a beard for like a week of my adult like.

Can't stand being shaved.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 07:24 PM (Ue7JB)

575 I did see a young man this very day in Radio Shack with a prayer of some sort tattooed between his wrist and elbow (the underside) It was very striking, first tatoo I have actually liked.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:19 PM (FlvC0)



You haven't seen me, have you?

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at April 16, 2013 07:24 PM (+iA5G)

576 You gotta figure when they've got the casket open you need to look epic even in death. Tattoos are uniquely positioned for this role, if done right.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:25 PM (KTytI)

577 Don't mind me! I'm just trying to see if I can post or not! My work IP is banned for some reason...

Posted by: Kensington at April 16, 2013 07:25 PM (uaEZS)

578 Tammy, if you get a moment send me an email so I can figure out why I'm not getting anything from you.  I sent you one from my other email account.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at April 16, 2013 07:25 PM (lr3d7)

579 564 I think I've only been without a beard for like a week of my adult like. Can't stand being shaved. Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 11:24 PM (Ue7JB) Haven't shaved mine in 31 yrs.

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2013 07:25 PM (H9MGI)

580

437 Garrett -

not sure if this is how you paste a link without breaking comments. So I wont.

Google  "Gene Wolfe"  "Best Introduction to the Mountains"  It will be right on top.

Posted by: simpleton at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (NGsLN)

581 Like a deacon could get his omiphorion tattooed on his chest, so when the leftists finally strip him to flay him to death, he can be like, 'even my birthday suit is vestments. Let us pray unto the Lord.'

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (KTytI)

582 @567 fuck work, join the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (HVff2)

583 All in good fun, Alex

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 11:21 PM (JMmQ9)

 

Oh, I know

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (lr3d7)

584

Howdy Tammy.

Goodnight all, I tip my hat and say Stranger pass by.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys theys ridin ponies) at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (uOxBm)

585 Look I'm against tats but if you're going to have them make them cool.

The knuckles on my left hand say BIER and the knuckles on my right hand say KÄSE.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (hO8IJ)

586 Yes, the Al Harbi clan, is sort of like the Crowders on Justified,

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 16, 2013 07:26 PM (Jsiw/)

587

Sock off.

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 07:27 PM (lr3d7)

588 Thanks simp

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 07:27 PM (Ue7JB)

589 575

At least you didn't tattoo that Daft Punk song to them.

Cool for the first few Youtube videos but man...

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:28 PM (KTytI)

590 You haven't seen me, have you? Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at April 16, 2013 11:24 PM (+iA5G) Not up close and personal, no! All them ballers are covered with tats now and it's not a look I find attractive.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:28 PM (FlvC0)

591 My girls & wife have never seen me without a mustache or a goatee.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:28 PM (HVff2)

592 A tattoo on a good looking girl is like a bumper sticker on the side of your dream car...why the fuck would you do that ? I want answers Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2013 11:19 PM (/7Xis) Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill + teenager thinking they're being rebellious = buying stock in laser removal.

Posted by: RWC at April 16, 2013 07:28 PM (Wl/Ht)

593 Goin' to bed.  Nighty-night.

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 07:28 PM (R18D0)

594 Go back before the advent of television, and sportswriters were some of the best talent a newspaper had. The best creative writers, bar none. Of course, none of them probably ever saw the inside of a J-school classroom, either. Sportswriters had to be good, because a newspaper account was likely the only chance most fans had to learn about out of town games. The radio only broadcast the most popular games on the network.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2013 11:19 PM (29+x5)


--Good point, and back they they were not craving being "socially relevant."  I wish I could have vented here yesterday when ESPN (and for a while, ESPN 2 at the same time) was wall-to-wall Boston bombing.  I desperately wanted a refuge from the sad events, and I have to admit I silently cursed the bomber(s) for attacking a sports event.  I eventually had to turn to the Clint movies on TCM.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:28 PM (+iA5G)

595 Dang, that's it. Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 07:29 PM (+z4pE)

596
I'm pretty sure that women didn't get tattooed in the 50s.
Posted by: rickl




It's a retro thing. You see them on greaser chicks/rock-a-billy dolls at car shows, bars, roller derby and such.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 07:29 PM (kdS6q)

597 Oh man, love the tats comments. Don't like em? Cool. Don't get em. I love mine. My wife likes her one. We have plenty of friends who have em. The one that has the most? Insanely hot little asian girl. And the tats don't detract from that at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)

598 I saw you last thread claiming to be a lurker, rightly! ] Thought maybe you were trying to hide, so I didn't say nuthin'!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:29 PM (FlvC0)

599 584

The TV it is useless. Join the zero TV households!

We just put antique rocking chairs where the TV would be. Haven't missed it yet.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:29 PM (KTytI)

600 Dang, that's it. Thanks. Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Cool.

Later!

Posted by: Dang at April 16, 2013 07:30 PM (R18D0)

601 Ha ha. Men At Work...

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 07:30 PM (9gNQd)

602 Good evening, all! Hope all is well and no one is regretting any tattoos.

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:30 PM (wk9P4)

603 Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 11:15 PM (xKC/c) and how do we spend our lives, knowing no body gives us a damn?

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 07:30 PM (TvO05)

604 It's been a good day thanks horde see you later

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 16, 2013 07:31 PM (HVff2)

605

>>the tats don't detract from that at all.

 

Time is not on her side.  They will fade and they will stretch. 

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 07:31 PM (Ue7JB)

606 Well, night folks.

We're still recovering from theft and disease here, but we can safely say we have not been afflicted by explosives. God help those poor folks up in Boston.

Posted by: RiverC at April 16, 2013 07:31 PM (KTytI)

607 Not up close and personal, no! All them ballers are covered with tats now and it's not a look I find attractive.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:28 PM (FlvC0)


--Almost all of his tats are Bible verses.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:31 PM (+iA5G)

608 MINDY!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:31 PM (FlvC0)

609 The difference between girls and boys:

http://tinyurl.com/cce42cn



Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 07:32 PM (R1zZw)

610 The people I pity the most are the ones who get hanzi/kanji tatts. Epic fails all too common.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 07:33 PM (5Hl3g)

611 TAMMY! Glad to see you in the comments tonight! How's every little thing?

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:33 PM (wk9P4)

612 Time is not on her side. They will fade and they will stretch. Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 11:31 PM (Ue7JB) Doubtful. If pregnancy didn't stretch em out, I think she's good. And btw, I never understand the "fading" comments. You just get em touched up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)

613 Huhuhuh uh huhuh... "stretch"... huhuh uh huhuh...

Posted by: butthead at April 16, 2013 07:33 PM (9gNQd)

614 Hey otho!

Did you hear that Richard Collins, who played Philadelphia Collins on TPB, passed way? R.I.P.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:33 PM (+iA5G)

615 Almost all of his tats are Bible verses. Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 11:31 PM (+iA5G) He is a darling young man, and an excellent role model. I wonder if he gets as much shit for his permanent religious messages as Tebow did for his one per game eye black?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:33 PM (FlvC0)

616 Tattoos are just like bumper stickers. You don't put one on a Ferrari.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 16, 2013 07:34 PM (JVbvk)

617 I'd be less contemptuous of tattoo-wearers if they showed some goddamned originality. But what do I see? The same damned things over and over. Those stupid "let's pretend I'm an Indian" things around the arm. Chinese characters that probably don't say what you think they say. The classic tramp stamp just above the ass. None of these collegiate hipsters would ever get a fouled anchor, or "Mother," or the name of their sweetheart. That would look a little too . . . proletarian, if you get their drift. Can't have that. Which is why I expect the tattoo bubble will burst in a few more years. One day the collegiate hipsters will notice that the unenlightened masses are getting the same fake Indian, unreadable Chinese, etc. tattoos -- which means the only way to look elite will be to go back to the skin you were born with. I predict big profits in the laser tattoo removal industry. Get in on the ground floor now.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 16, 2013 07:35 PM (BgzBb)

618 Double-headed axe, blades on my shoulders, handle down the spine. Handle is all gnarled and twisted, with "sic vis pacem para bellum" written in it. Scrolling on the blades, name of a fallen buddy written into the scrolling.

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 07:35 PM (jIaZt)

619 My tat which really doesn't bother me is in a place easily hidden-unless I'm drunk on the boardwalk with my shorts at my knees. 16 when i got it and no regrets.

Posted by: RWC at April 16, 2013 07:35 PM (Wl/Ht)

620 He is a darling young man, and an excellent role model. I wonder if he gets as much shit for his permanent religious messages as Tebow did for his one per game eye black?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:33 PM (FlvC0)


--Kaep has the advantage of being a consistent, successful forward passer.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:35 PM (+iA5G)

621

201 186 So what does the "S" on Superman's top stand for? I'm not gonna bother with watching a clip to discover what.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 10:12 PM (mGBy
_______________________________________

Scungilli

 

Posted by: Guido at April 16, 2013 07:35 PM (NQq8e)

622 Nice catch, Adriane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 07:35 PM (xKC/c)

623
http://bit.ly/13ijwbe

Pictures of suspected bomber.

Posted by: sTevo at April 16, 2013 07:36 PM (VMcEw)

624 271 Why are shaved heads considered attractive? Shaved heads: meh High & tight: yum

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:36 PM (2wmAW)

625 Bers!!!! How the heck are ya?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:21 PM (FlvC0)


Pretty good, no complaints. You?

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 07:36 PM (FMbng)

626 I predict big profits in the laser tattoo removal industry. Get in on the ground floor now.

http://www.drtattoff.com/

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 07:37 PM (xKC/c)

627 I have no tats. I think I get bored too easy to be staring at the same thing year after year.

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 07:38 PM (FMbng)

628 Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 11:35 PM (xKC/c) : -)) Audio interview with Alan Parsons floating around the web recently ... about an hour long.

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 07:38 PM (TvO05)

629 Did you hear that Richard Collins, who played Philadelphia Collins on TPB, passed way? R.I.P.

 

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 11:33 PM

 

Whaaaaat? Damn. So, no more carpark "makral" sales? Ricky won't be able to use him as a bullet shield anymore? That's a shame. Phil Collins really grew on me as a new character. Aloha big buddy, may the cheeseburgers be limitless in Heaven's trailer park.

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 07:39 PM (9gNQd)

630 aaaaaannndd, I'm out and so my descent into YouTube hell begins again tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2013 07:39 PM (JMmQ9)

631 Tattoos on (former) military: fine.
Piercings etc. on anyone: never.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 07:39 PM (mGBy8)

632 But for the love of G*d If you do a portrait of your kids-shell out the money for Kat Von D or someone of similar talent.

Posted by: RWC at April 16, 2013 07:39 PM (Wl/Ht)

633 I work at a community college, so I see a lot of publicly-funded tats. They appear shortly after Financial Aid disbursement.

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:39 PM (wk9P4)

634 Audio interview with Alan Parsons floating around the web recently ... about an hour long.

I'll have to hunt that down.  Beats getting squished by an errant saguaro.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 07:40 PM (xKC/c)

635 617 I have no tats. I think I get bored too easy to be staring at the same thing year after year. Yeah, that & I don't like pain so I go with the mendhi. Gone in 2 weeks.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:40 PM (2wmAW)

636 Best tat I ever saw was on a bartender in Montana. Blad-headed, biker kind of guy, and he had a very good likeness of his own face tattooed on the back of his head. I don't mind one two small, discreet, feminine-looking tats on women. It's just like having built-in jewelry. But a whole sleeve, or a whole back filled with images copied from some comic book is gross.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2013 07:40 PM (29+x5)

637 'Night, Alton!

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:40 PM (wk9P4)

638 Peaches,

I got my tattoos at 59. Always figured it will give me something to talk about in the old folks home someday. No one sees it except my boyfriend and doctor. And it wasn't a cheap one. I seriously doubt that most of the people I know suspect I have it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 16, 2013 07:40 PM (Lqy/e)

639

OK, you saxist, tattooed  Morons, you. It's bedtime for Bonzo.

 

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 16, 2013 07:41 PM (+z4pE)

640
Whaaaaat? Damn. So, no more carpark "makral" sales? Ricky won't be able to use him as a bullet shield anymore? That's a shame. Phil Collins really grew on me as a new character. Aloha big buddy, may the cheeseburgers be limitless in Heaven's trailer park.

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 11:39 PM (9gNQd)


--Phil Collins tribute vid:


http://youtu.be/d2L20m65xFg

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:41 PM (+iA5G)

641 Buh-Bye, Backwards Boy!

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:42 PM (wk9P4)

642 Yeah, that & I don't like pain so I go with the mendhi. Gone in 2 weeks. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 11:40 PM (2wmAW) Depending on where you get it, the pain is minimal. The two on my back? Very little pain. The one on my finger? Hurt like a motherfucker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:42 PM (GEICT)

643 Trending tattoo (in Gothic lettering): Remove in Future

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 16, 2013 07:42 PM (BVkEs)

644 Howdy, y'all, from the road between Nashville and Knoxville.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2013 07:44 PM (KP6q2)

645 Gonna dive into a book, pray for sleep. Probably lurk a bit more. G'night, y'all.

Posted by: DC in Towson, rocking the funemployment beard at April 16, 2013 07:44 PM (jIaZt)

646 I've read getting wrist tattoos is very painful.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 07:45 PM (mGBy8)

647 Greetings, oh tentacled one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 07:45 PM (xKC/c)

648

http://bit.ly/13ik1Cg

If any bombers believe they can avoid the law in New York, remember these two things: We care about the children and youÂ’re not dealing with idiots here!

Sincerely,

Govenor Andrew Cuomo

---

Cuomo calling Bostoners idiots.

Posted by: sTevo at April 16, 2013 07:45 PM (VMcEw)

649 I'm out, too.  God bless us, every one, the tatted and the un-tatted.  But most especially the families of the dead and maimed in Boston.  xoxo, kids.

Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2013 07:45 PM (8lmkt)

650 636 I've read getting wrist tattoos is very painful.

---


"Place handcuffs here"

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 16, 2013 07:46 PM (BVkEs)

651 You know how I can tell I'm getting old? Besides thinking tattoos look a lil trashy, I mean? Because I can't seem to argue on the Yahoo group, keep up with the ONT and watch baseball at the same time. I coulda done that AND talked on the phone 10 years ago.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:47 PM (FlvC0)

652 Hi Coothie! Nite DC!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:47 PM (2wmAW)

653 One day the collegiate hipsters will notice that the unenlightened masses are getting the same fake Indian, unreadable Chinese, etc. tattoos

The FSA's full of tattoos.  Every story about "people on food stamps struggling because you people who work your asses off are so selfish and stingy"--if they're under 60, they've got tattoos. 

If you don't need that $75 to buy diapers this week, save it for the next time you need diapers.  FFS.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 07:47 PM (hO8IJ)

654 I predict big profits in the laser tattoo removal industry. Get in on the ground floor now. Posted by: Trimegistus at April 16, 2013 11:35 PM (BgzBb) Going to be part of a future stimulus package no doubt.

Posted by: RWC at April 16, 2013 07:48 PM (Wl/Ht)

655

No tats.... no identifying marks except a few scars.....

 

Wear a Goatee.... and soon going to grow my pony tail back.... because its easy to change your appearance with a quick haircut and shave....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2013 07:48 PM (lZBBB)

656 http://bit.ly/13ijwbe

Pictures of suspected bomber.
***
Amazing how little escapes notice on film in today's age...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 07:48 PM (zPVBH)

657 Night, Peaches and DC and everyone else. I should probably join you. God bless us, indeed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:49 PM (FlvC0)

658 If you don't need that $75 to buy diapers this week, save it for the next time you need diapers. FFS.
___
That's crazy talk.

Posted by: America's Obama Voting Grasshoppers at April 16, 2013 07:49 PM (zPVBH)

659 I would not be the least bit surprised to have one of the 'rons tell us they did this for a school project


Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 07:49 PM (R1zZw)

660 Guess which North American leader attended Margaret Thatcher's funeral, bitchez?

Posted by: Stephen Harper at April 16, 2013 07:49 PM (+iA5G)

661 641 You know how I can tell I'm getting old? Besides thinking tattoos look a lil trashy, I mean? *narrows eyes* Because I can't seem to argue on the Yahoo group, keep up with the ONT and watch baseball at the same time. You know, I signed up for the yahoo group and I don't think I've ever spent a second there. I coulda done that AND talked on the phone 10 years ago. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:47 PM (FlvC0) Well duh, we can do all sorts of things in our early/mid 20's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:50 PM (GEICT)

662 Tats are okay if they are discreet or small but I think really big ones are a cry for help. Face piercings are just self inflicted metal acne.

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2013 07:51 PM (m2oDh)

663 Guess I better call it a night. Hope your evening is delightful!

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 16, 2013 07:51 PM (wk9P4)

664 What is the point in getting a tattoo?

I dress differently then I did 10 years ago. Why would I want the same tattoo over that period of time...even if it was well done when I got it and not a foolish, impulsive choice...which let's be honest most tats are.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 07:51 PM (zPVBH)

665 Okay, now I read what Jay Mohr said . . . way to go verbally sharting yourself, JJ.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 07:51 PM (+iA5G)

666 I fell asleep reading ONT comments. I apologize, I have been under a great deal of stress since Marcg 30. Good night!

Posted by: CarolT at April 16, 2013 07:52 PM (z4WKX)

667 There was one tat I saw in sturgis one year in a tat shop that I still think about, and if I ever do see it again I may have to get it. It was a reaper that had amazing detail of it's skull, and had a purple robe, and was holding a guitar, a blue Gibson V. That thing was tailored for me. I would have changed the color of the robe, but damn it was a fucking killer tat. It was about 6 inches tall. The deatil in the robe and bones were amazing. It had that evil open mouth skull grin.  Damn that fucker had my name it.

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 07:52 PM (FMbng)

668 Guns in the water A tyrant in the sky

Posted by: Deep Purple at April 16, 2013 07:52 PM (LJ2uj)

669 I predict big profits in the laser tattoo removal industry. Get in on the ground floor now.

It's not free under Obamacare?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 16, 2013 07:53 PM (hO8IJ)

670 654 What is the point in getting a tattoo? I dress differently then I did 10 years ago. Why would I want the same tattoo over that period of time...even if it was well done when I got it and not a foolish, impulsive choice...which let's be honest most tats are. Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 11:51 PM (zPVBH) I'll still be married and still the dad to my two little girls. Since the tats are "for" them, I'm pretty comfy with that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

671 One day the collegiate hipsters will notice that the unenlightened
masses are getting the same fake Indian, unreadable Chinese, etc.
tattoos
***
How did we arrive at the point where not only are those on government assistance generally fed well enough to be fat, but have the resources to get tattoos?

If there is a point to a government welfare net, wouldn't it be to support people at a level significantly below what they could get even at an entry level job?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 07:54 PM (zPVBH)

672 Good night, y'all. Be safe, my stateside interweb friends! May lurk on headlines tonight (goodness, I feel time displaced!) may G-d bless us, every one.

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 07:55 PM (UIhJk)

673 What you lookin' at my gut fer?

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at April 16, 2013 07:55 PM (+iA5G)

674 Jeez talk about slouching to the magic number

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:56 PM (2wmAW)

675 Samn

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:56 PM (2wmAW)

676 Mustard Tiger

Posted by: Bubbles at April 16, 2013 07:56 PM (+iA5G)

677 Yay, bizarre autocorrect and all

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:57 PM (2wmAW)

678 'night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 16, 2013 07:57 PM (BgzBb)

679 Ahhhh, nice to see we still do the magic number on the ONT! 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 07:57 PM (R1zZw)

680 Un-narrow your eyes, young 'un..... respect your elders! Some in the group are in a huff because Daniel sends a link to his blog out every day. I'm not even sure it's once a day, myself, and it doesn't seem remotely bothersome to me, but everyone has their own opinion, of course.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 07:57 PM (FlvC0)

681 668 Yay, bizarre autocorrect and all Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 11:57 PM (2wmAW) Lmao. Kinda fitting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)

682
I'll still be married and still the dad to my two little girls. Since the tats are "for" them, I'm pretty comfy with that.
***
The question is what is the function? One's tribe, for example, may have gotten tattoos to indicate membership in a group or a particular rite of passage in an era where writing was not available.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 07:58 PM (zPVBH)

683 Iron Maiden!

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:58 PM (XQzGn)

684 Jeez, 8 posts too late

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:58 PM (XQzGn)

685 Now that we've hit the magic number, it's time for me to turn in, too

Posted by: The Q at April 16, 2013 07:59 PM (XQzGn)

686 671 Un-narrow your eyes, young 'un..... respect your elders! Lol. "Elder", suuuuure. Some in the group are in a huff because Daniel sends a link to his blog out every day. I'm not even sure it's once a day, myself, and it doesn't seem remotely bothersome to me, but everyone has their own opinion, of course. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:57 PM (FlvC0) So even the yahoo group devolves into flame wars? Awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 07:59 PM (GEICT)

687 I'm out.

Here is a tune to go to sleep by:

http://bit.ly/13ikXGU

Posted by: sTevo at April 16, 2013 07:59 PM (VMcEw)

688 I'm also gonna bring back from the '90's the insult butthead.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 16, 2013 07:59 PM (vuIm8)

689 And with that, bedtime for boobehs. Took my 7 year old niece to Disneyland for her birthday, and I am wiped out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 07:59 PM (2wmAW)

690
[tattoo removal is] not free under Obamacare?
Posted by: HeatherRadish




Not yet.  There are a number of private programs in California that do free tattoo removal for gang members. Fully expect that to eventually get rolled up into government heath care.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 16, 2013 07:59 PM (kdS6q)

691 Night CarolT, glad your safe, and I hope your other stresses level out soon....Good night and welcome, Mrs Mittens! Beebee!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:00 PM (FlvC0)

692 654 Eh. I got my first tattoo eleven years ago and don't regret it. But then, I got my kids' names with a small star pattern. I can't imagine that I'll ever not love that. Of course, I only had the twins when I got that first tattoo...I've added on every time I had a baby (it's dunzo now).

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 08:00 PM (GmTxn)

693 I'm also gonna bring back from the '90's the insult butthead.
___
UM...YESYESYESYESYES

I AM CORNHOLIO!

Posted by: Beavis at April 16, 2013 08:00 PM (zPVBH)

694 The question is what is the function? One's tribe, for example, may have gotten tattoos to indicate membership in a group or a particular rite of passage in an era where writing was not available. Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 11:58 PM (zPVBH) The function? It's my way of commemorating my marriage and my children. And since they're all celtic in style, it's a little nod to my heritage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)

695 Ms Tammy!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 16, 2013 08:01 PM (2wmAW)

696 481 400 + posts and nobody has mentioned ...

Yakety Sax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
Posted by: Adriane... at April 16, 2013 11:03 PM

Thanks, now that song is running through my head while I picture Benny Hill pinching birds on the bum and kicking the arse of the little bald bloke

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 08:01 PM (mCvL4)

697 684 I'm also gonna bring back from the '90's the insult butthead.



Turdburglar!

Posted by: Beavis at April 16, 2013 08:02 PM (+iA5G)

698 BC, I have told you a thousand times I more than old enough to be your mother. In fact, in my own family, I could probably be your grandmother. By which I mean my paternal grandmother was a grandmother when she was 27. By my age, which is 49, 50 in November, she was a g grandmother. So yes, Elder! Elder Geezer, no less! Case in point: I am trying so dang hard to stay up later, but even without a 7 year old niece to take to Disneyland I am all tuckered out!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:04 PM (FlvC0)

699 What you lookin' at my gut fer?

 

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at April 16, 2013 11:55 PM

 

Fuckin' walrus.

Posted by: randy at April 16, 2013 08:05 PM (9gNQd)

700 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 2h

The worst part about being a domestic terrorist is all those midterms you have to grade in 20 years.


Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 08:05 PM (mCvL4)

701

Tats have now evolved into or devolved into some kind of epithelial coded  ink-speak that most of use have absolutely NO IDEA IT'S MEANING....and  i am sure even the inker's HAVE NOT A FUCKING CLUE....that said, it must be just some former playground kind of

 

"LOOK AT ME!!!" cause my tat is more freaky than yours......

 

an they pay THOUSANDS of the greenbacks to be more "freaky"

 

sick fucking losers

 

jus sayin........

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:05 PM (R3+G4)

702 berserker, that DID have your name on it. You and DC need to go on and get you the ones you want.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:06 PM (FlvC0)

703 So even the yahoo group devolves into flame wars? Awesome.
I guess they decided to let tattooed Micks in.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 08:06 PM (mGBy8)

704 I had considered getting a tattoo until I saw what they look like on people after they reach 65. The additional color and texture provided by liver spots and wrinkles are not an enhancement.

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2013 08:06 PM (m2oDh)

705 673 The function is just to be aesthetically pleasing, and to memorialize an event (for some people). It's silly to analyze it to death (see also: pierced ears on girls and women).

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 08:07 PM (GmTxn)

706 673 The function is just to be aesthetically pleasing, and to memorialize an event (for some people). It's silly to analyze it to death (see also: pierced ears on girls and women).

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 08:07 PM (GmTxn)

707 Oh my god, kb, that is epic. He is my favorite Tweeter, I swear.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:07 PM (FlvC0)

708 690 What you lookin' at my gut fer?

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at April 16, 2013 11:55 PM

Fuckin' walrus.

Posted by: randy at April 17, 2013 12:05 AM (9gNQd)


Lord of the Onion Rings!

Posted by: Bubs at April 16, 2013 08:08 PM (+iA5G)

709 My phone thought that point was worth making twice, apparently.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 08:08 PM (GmTxn)

710 My niece is into dressing like goth, having tattoos all over and piercings. When I went to Germany last Christmas she invited a few of her friends that were into the same thing. When they left I asked her why they are doing this? Her answer "To show our individualism" I just smiled and pointed out "you do know you and your friends all look the same. Were are you individuals when you copy each others" I don't think she likes me too much anymore

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 16, 2013 08:08 PM (RLdcX)

711 So when do the calls for "Appliance control" start? Do I have to register my toaster oven?

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2013 08:08 PM (m2oDh)

712 #417

The lips are real. There is a picture of her with her parents at the Oscars when she was all of ten years old. She had the lips then.

Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2013 08:10 PM (kcfmt)

713 In fact, in my own family, I could probably be your grandmother. By which I mean my paternal grandmother was a grandmother when she was 27. By my age, which is 49, 50 in November, she was a g grandmother. So yes, Elder! Elder Geezer, no less! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2013 12:04 AM (FlvC0) I'll be 32 in a couple months. And if you're still getting nailed to walls, you ain't old honey. Age is nothing but a number.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 08:10 PM (GEICT)

714 hubbymayhem and i got inked as a wedding gift to on another. he got the American flag on his right  arm and i got the tiny flowering vine thingy above the right boobeh.  After my mom died, hubby also got a memorial tat for her. butterfly with her favorite colors and a banner with Mom and a tiny little bumblebee for her initial. That would be read as Mom B.

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 08:10 PM (S2RnE)

715 Not yet. There are a number of private programs in California that do free tattoo removal for gang members. Fully expect that to eventually get rolled up into government heath care.
***
Many years ago my girlfriend who I was living with managed to lose her key while we had a car full of groceries (she was special).

So we got a locksmith, but didn't have any money to pay him - we'd just bought groceries and spent our money. He could see we were in a bind and told us we could pay him when we had the money, helped us, and was on his way.

I paid him back a few weeks later - over the GF's objections. I guess in modern Obamamerica she was right and I was wrong. Someone else will always pay for your mistakes.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 08:12 PM (zPVBH)

716 berserker, that DID have your name on it. You and DC need to go on and get you the ones you want.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2013 12:06 AM (



It was amazing looking. I swear it was calling me. I have the frigging guitar he was holding, it was taunting me  It was my persona in ink, and it knew it.

It mocked me. lol

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 08:12 PM (FMbng)

717 Some in the group are in a huff because Daniel sends a link to his blog out every day. I'm not even sure it's once a day, myself, and it doesn't seem remotely bothersome to me, but everyone has their own opinion, of course. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 11:57 PM (FlvC0) So even the yahoo group devolves into flame wars? Awesome. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 11:59 PM (GEICT) In the past I've usually gotten a TY for posting something someone found interesting. All of the sudden someone replied to the group that they wanted to unsubscribe. There after a few list members accusing of "pimping my rice" and spaming. Even though they could have just asked nicely, they went all vitriolic. Despite that, I did indeed stop if people weren't partial to getting an extra e-mail in the group (or less) a day. After I said I would stop, and did in fact do so, there was yet more complaining and rudeness. If people on the list would prefer that I don't post, then I am willing to oblige and not get into a stink on it. I do have a problem with the rudeness, especially the rudeness that continued after I had stopped. That being said, I would actually like to see 'rons and 'ettes post stuff they think might be of interest, even if it is from their own blogs. The Yahoogroup is just another way to connect

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2013 08:13 PM (Vk2pI)

718 In case any commenting or lurking 'Ettes weren't aware There is an 'Ette group on Ravelry called 'Ettes of the Moron Horde. Ravelry requires a free account and focuses on needlewor, but the group itself is general interest.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 16, 2013 08:13 PM (wbeNt)

719 pierced ears on girls and women
***
That one cracks me up actually. About the only time I notice a woman's earrings is if they are unsightly enough to attract attention.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 08:13 PM (zPVBH)

720 Less than three weeks. I should be getting nailed to the wall in less than three weeks, praise God and all the little fishes. (Assuming his 56 year old back holds out! )

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:13 PM (FlvC0)

721 Since nobody reads after the magic number.

Bad News: was in a courtroom today

Good News: was not referred to as "The Defendant"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 08:14 PM (xKC/c)

722

I need a cheeseburger!!!!    Raaannnnddddyyyyyy....

 

Nite all.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 16, 2013 08:15 PM (LI1Kh)

723 Someone's post made me think of this: A horrible way to wake up is to the sound of the laptop falling off my lap and hitting the floor. I try to avoid this.

Posted by: Baldy at April 16, 2013 08:15 PM (opS9C)

724 osted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 12:13 AM (wbeNt) I know. Found it, signed up and enjoy the needlework/cross stitch thread

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 16, 2013 08:16 PM (RLdcX)

725 "To show our individualism" I just smiled and pointed out "you do know you and your friends all look the same. Were are you individuals when you copy each others"
***
One of the oddest things about youth is how many kids think they are pursuing individualism when they are merely doing the same things their social circle are doing. Clothes, tattoos, piercings, etc....

Doing something to fit in isn't wrong in and of itself of course, but doing it while claiming the opposite?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2013 08:16 PM (zPVBH)

726 After I said I would stop, and did in fact do so, there was yet more complaining and rudeness. They did get almighty pissy, jeez. I seldom pos on the group, but I had to say something. Thereby prolonging everything, but still.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:16 PM (FlvC0)

727 BCochran, I de-lurk to say my oldest son will be 30 this year, so I guess I get to be an Elder Geezer? Except, like Miss Tammy, I still...ok wait, I'm blushing so THAT thought I will not finish! Yay for Geezer sex! (I hope you are feeling better, by the way-) ok, now I really have to go enjoy the day. It's 80 here, 30 back home!

Posted by: Mrs Mittens at April 16, 2013 08:17 PM (UIhJk)

728 DUDE! There is almost 800 comments on the lurker thread..... that is a Sh#t tone of mudda fukkn lurkin... oh anh howdy y'all

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 08:17 PM (zzeVM)

729 Jake in Idaho? Never heard of him.

Posted by: charles gibson at April 16, 2013 08:18 PM (mGBy8)

730 716 "To show our individualism" I just smiled and pointed out "you do know
you and your friends all look the same. Were are you individuals when
you copy each others"
***
One of the oddest things about youth is how many kids think they are pursuing individualism when they are merely doing the same things their social circle are doing. Clothes, tattoos, piercings, etc....

Doing something to fit in isn't wrong in and of itself of course, but doing it while claiming the opposite?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2013 12:16 AM (zPVBH)


--Every new generation also claims to have discovered sex, being of course oblivious to how they came to be in the first place.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 08:18 PM (+iA5G)

731

I should be getting nailed to the wall in less than three weeks, praise God and all the little fishes. (Assuming his 56 year old back holds out!

 


If it doesn't then you just nail him to the ground.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 16, 2013 08:19 PM (lr3d7)

732 Bad News: was in a courtroom today Good News: was not referred to as "The Defendant" Better News: Name is not Joseph K.

Posted by: Stuff on Kafka's Blog at April 16, 2013 08:19 PM (TvO05)

733 I have absolutely got to go to bed, I am making no sense. But darn it, Blanco, I wanna hear your court story, so you may have to tell it again tomorrow! Night, y'all! Sleep good!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:20 PM (FlvC0)

734 Yo Moar-ons.  wassup?  Another nice ONT Mr Maetenloch

Posted by: zeera at April 16, 2013 08:20 PM (3dXwx)

735 710 Yeah, most guys probably don't notice earrings, but y'all aren't the only arbiters of what's aesthetically pleasing. Girls like pretty things, on their own bodies and on each others'. *shrug*

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 16, 2013 08:20 PM (GmTxn)

736 Re people getting all worked up, I've cut down on my posting online at many conservative sites I'm a member of. Tired as hell of people going batshit crazy over the stupidest shit you can imagine. Too many people in bad moods these days.   

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 08:21 PM (R1zZw)

737 They did get almighty pissy, jeez. I seldom pos on the group, but I had to say something. Thereby prolonging everything, but still. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2013 12:16 AM (FlvC0) Might've been when someone called someone else a "whiny little bitch". Maybe. Good Night Mrs Mittens. Thanks!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 08:21 PM (GEICT)

738 My tat is morning glories. I found a Chinese painting that they were taken from. Runs from one hip over to my shoulder. I don't see it unless I happen to look at my back in the mirror. Like most of the ridiculous things women do, I did it for my guy. I've seen a lot of bad tattoos and I really don't care for sleeves or those memorial tattoos. It seems to be hard to do a tattoo that is as nice as a piece of artwork.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2013 08:21 PM (Lqy/e)

739 Lurkers- the silent majority

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 16, 2013 08:21 PM (/7Xis)

740 Happy Tuesday Afternoon zeera

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 08:21 PM (TvO05)

741 G'night Miss Tammy! Def nice to talk to you again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

742 Night Tammy!  Glad to see you tonight!  Sleep sweet!

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 08:23 PM (R1zZw)

743 Thanks, now that song is running through my head while I picture Benny Hill pinching birds on the bum and kicking the arse of the little bald bloke Tried to find "The Streaker's Ball" out on youtube once. No Go, alas ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 08:23 PM (TvO05)

744 I need a cheeseburger!!!! Raaannnnddddyyyyyy....

Nite all.

 

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:15 AM

 

Night. May you dream of my makral blueberries.

Posted by: philadelphia collins at April 16, 2013 08:24 PM (9gNQd)

745 710 pierced ears on girls and women *** That one cracks me up actually. About the only time I notice a woman's earrings is if they are unsightly enough to attract attention. Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2013 12:13 AM (zPVBH) My mom was furious when my oldest sister, without Mom's permission, "sneaked" off and got her ears pierced. Made no difference to my mom that my sister was 36 at the time.

Posted by: Steck at April 16, 2013 08:24 PM (RL7U1)

746 been when someone called someone else a "whiny little bitch". Maybe. Well god damn it, they started it. Seriously, they sounded like kids fighting in the backseat of a car...he's LOOKING at me! Make him stop looking at me! It annoyed the shit out of me. But I did apologize, because I knew it was a mean thing to say and not very nice.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:25 PM (FlvC0)

747 Well, if everyone else is leaving, I might as well too so I can do the same thing all my friends are doing.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 08:25 PM (mGBy8)

748 good night everyone! sleep sweet!

Posted by: madamemayhem at April 16, 2013 08:25 PM (S2RnE)

749 Just stay on your side of the ONT, Tammy al-Thor.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (mGBy8)

750 omg--I'm lurking on the lurkers in the lurker thread. meta, serious you guys.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (r2PLg)

751

Just to clear some air,

"Tats" in a former time, were a very solemn and dignified giving of ones own skin to state a great event that should the bearer die, the event would be carried to the grave with the bearer...least with seafaring types....

 

I do not wish to go into all the various tribal aspects.....such have been corrupted and hijacked by the present lot....for being "THE LOOK AT ME!!!! playground types."

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (R3+G4)

752 It's Hump day now Adriane, cruising towards the weekend

Posted by: zeera at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (3dXwx)

753 There is no fukken way a 'life size' poster of Shaun Cassidy is 72 inches tall. no fukken way....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (zzeVM)

754 'Night, Miss Tammy

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (xKC/c)

755 Lurkers - The other shadow people.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 08:26 PM (+fPAm)

756 omg--I'm lurking on the lurkers in the lurker thread.

meta, serious you guys.


lurkception?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 08:27 PM (xKC/c)

757 Well, Theresa, hello! Your morning glories sound lovely, notsothoreau. Thank you lurkers for delurking! Keep it up, damn it! I mean it this time, g'night, y'all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2013 08:27 PM (FlvC0)

758 Hilarious commercial for Star Trek video game

Old Shatner vs Old Gorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hnBp7x2QAE

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 08:27 PM (mCvL4)

759 #522

???

Superbad is what first made me interested in her. She walked away with every scene she was in, personality as well as looks. Plus, it was Judd Apatow that thought she'd look good as a redhead, so Superbad is a vital component to her success.

Easy A baffled me. Good script but it completely broke my suspension of disbelief that Olive wasn't plagued with boys constantly trying to get on her good side. But a lot of movies and TV shows have the problem of asking us to believe somebody is only mildly attractive within the setting of the movie while the audience is drooling over her.

There is a movie Hollywood makes over and over. Teenage guy has dark haired female friend he looks upon as a sister/buddy. He is gaga over some unreachable blonde while she pines away or worse, is put in the position of being enlisted to help him pursue the blonde. First example that got my attention was 'My Secret Admirer' in which the male lead has failed to notice his childhood friend has grown up to be Lori Loughlin. Another is the 'The Trojan War' where the hero is pursuing Marley Shelton. All well and good but his childhood friend has grown up to be Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2013 08:28 PM (kcfmt)

760 I pierced my own ears when I was in 7th grade.  I had long hair then and foolishly thought I could hide my piercings from my mother, the all-seeing.  In her generation only naughty ladies got their ears pierced. 

She finally relented and let me get my ears pierced a few years later, when I was 17 and in high school.  The kicker was that she let my sister, who was 7 years younger, the same age I was when I pierced my ears myself, get pierced ears, too.

Sux to be the oldest girl.

Anyway, done blabbing for tonight.  Have fun kiddos, and as someone said upthread, try not to trash the place. 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at April 16, 2013 08:28 PM (R1zZw)

761 Seriously, they sounded like kids fighting in the backseat of a car...he's LOOKING at me! Make him stop looking at me! It annoyed the shit out of me. But I did apologize, because I knew it was a mean thing to say and not very nice. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2013 12:25 AM (FlvC0) Wait'll you see the shit that's hit the fan now. Folks, we got an all out war brewing in the yahoo group.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)

762 476 With the added bonus of Russell Brand never being "there". Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2013 10:55 PM Nor half the music industry Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 11:03 PM (mCvL4) After reading about Hayden Panateiere, I would bet that Katy is in the same league. BB in a boxcar with those two.

Posted by: Jeremy Grey at April 16, 2013 08:29 PM (Zd/NW)

763 747 omg--I'm lurking on the lurkers in the lurker thread. meta, serious you guys. lurkception? Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2013 12:27 AM (xKC/c) _________ Possible, but I just realized I might have a verb tense conflict. Good thing I never smoked pot.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2013 08:30 PM (r2PLg)

764 That ammo stash in the tree stump is pretty slick The only problem is it is only one ammo can, and everyone knows that is not very much ammo. I was drinkin beer, suprise I know, with a friend and they had an ammo can that held something like 4300 rounds of 7.62x51. now that is an ammo can!

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 08:30 PM (zzeVM)

765 Wait'll you see the shit that's hit the fan now. Folks, we got an all out war brewing in the yahoo group. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 17, 2013 12:29 AM (GEICT) ******** Deets, dude. I can't lurk every where.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2013 08:30 PM (r2PLg)

766 Hello, Cthulhu, we are still meeting at La Brassiere?  Noon? 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2013 08:31 PM (xjpRj)

767 Alright Horde, I'm out. PTFO

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 16, 2013 08:32 PM (GEICT)

768 756 Wait'll you see the shit that's hit the fan now. Folks, we got an all out war brewing in the yahoo group.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 17, 2013 12:29 AM (GEICT)

********

Deets, dude.

I can't lurk every where.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 12:30 AM (r2PLg)


--I'm glad I cut off the e-mail alerts from there long ago.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 08:33 PM (+iA5G)

769 The lurkers should have a path to citizenship so they can come out of the shadows.

Posted by: RWC at April 16, 2013 08:34 PM (Wl/Ht)

770

Just so your all clear on this....

 

Modern Day Tats are the sign of weak pussy assed men and women who think they are men....in other words....very confused humans.....

a most sorry lot indeed.....

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:34 PM (R3+G4)

771 I can't lurk every where. Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 12:30 AM (r2PLg) --I'm glad I cut off the e-mail alerts from there long ago. Posted by: logprof at April 17, 2013 12:33 AM (+iA5G) ************ Okay--sounds like I'm not missing out.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2013 08:34 PM (r2PLg)

772 The lurkers should have a path to citizenship so they can come out of the shadows.

But then who will we exploit for cheap labor?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2013 08:35 PM (xKC/c)

773 I don't like the term "lurker".  It smacks of "the other".  I prefer undocumented moron

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 08:35 PM (+afNf)

774 762 I can't lurk every where.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 12:30 AM (r2PLg)

--I'm glad I cut off the e-mail alerts from there long ago.
Posted by: logprof at April 17, 2013 12:33 AM (+iA5G)

************

Okay--sounds like I'm not missing out.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 12:34 AM (r2PLg)


--I'm kind of curious, but I think TPH gave me the gist of it.

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 08:36 PM (+iA5G)

775 Wait'll you see the shit that's hit the fan now. Folks, we got an all out war brewing in the yahoo group. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 17, 2013 12:29 AM (GEICT) Who knows who those people are? It is like people real names and shit

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 08:36 PM (zzeVM)

776 Folks, we got an all out war brewing in the yahoo group.
Can't we all just get along? :=(

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2013 08:37 PM (mGBy8)

777 --I'm kind of curious, ***** That's a loaded preamble around these parts.

Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2013 08:38 PM (r2PLg)

778 La Braserie in NYC?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2013 08:38 PM (+fPAm)

779 764 I don't like the term "lurker". It smacks of "the other". I prefer undocumented moron Posted by: thunderb at April 17, 2013 12:35 AM (+afNf) Sorry, those are illegal morons: laughing their asses off without contributing to the AoS Society

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 16, 2013 08:40 PM (RLdcX)

780 Happy Humpday in your Time Zone, zeera ... Tuesday Afternoon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odUxMlud0Xg

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 08:40 PM (TvO05)

781 It's really the Julia Stiles roles from when she got started in the 90s, and then segued to big lefty writing for the Guardian,

Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 16, 2013 08:42 PM (Jsiw/)

782

Nope,

not gonna do it......

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:43 PM (R3+G4)

783 If you go into 'Edit Membership' In 'Step 2. Message Delivery' you can select web only which means the emails don't flood your email account and you just have to view erything online in the yahoo group. FWIWYM

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 08:44 PM (zzeVM)

784 Posted by: Jeremy Grey at April 17, 2013 12:29 AM (Zd/NW) Off sock.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 16, 2013 08:44 PM (Zd/NW)

785 "I'm in a New York state of mind"......

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:47 PM (R3+G4)

786 All right, time to turn in.

Sleep well, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2013 08:49 PM (+iA5G)

787 New York, you know, Has got a whole lotta soul! London Town, is too dog gone cold ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 08:51 PM (TvO05)

788 Good night, logprof ... Better tomorrows!

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 08:51 PM (TvO05)

789

777

night Professor......

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:51 PM (R3+G4)

790 What's with the little diamond in the side of the nose thing? I keep wanting to say "You've got a booger on your nose."

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 16, 2013 08:51 PM (+9AX9)

791 Later, Log.

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 08:51 PM (9gNQd)

792 777 already?   You guys have been busy.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 16, 2013 08:52 PM (rm+Am)

793 So when do the calls for "Appliance control" start? Do I have to register my toaster oven?


You're not cooking any trans-fats in it, are you?

Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2013 08:52 PM (z9HTb)

794 What's with the little diamond in the side of the nose thing? I keep wanting to say "You've got a booger on your nose." Posted by: harleycowboy at April 17, 2013 12:51 AM (+9AX9) It lets you know they got a 'Tramp Stamp' without having to check

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 08:53 PM (zzeVM)

795 Rihanna would be a hot looking woman for a dude, if she were a dude. But, presumably, she's not a dude. So, instead, she's a chick who, if she were a dude, would be hot looking woman...for a dude.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 16, 2013 08:53 PM (29vnO)

796 365 While I am not an admirer of JFK, one thing he said impressed me. When asked what it was that moved him to heroic action in the Pacific, he said, "It was involuntary, they sank my boat"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 16, 2013 10:38 PM (aDwsi)

Yeah, and all that PT 107 was made up by Ted Sorensen when he ghost wrote JFK's book.

Kennedy fucked up and was not where he was suppose to be and should have been court marshaled. Rich is good.
**************************************************

Sorry, but the Navy looked at "all that" and while it faulted Kennedy for many of his actions up to the sinking of PT109 ( not PT107), his subsequent undertakings to save his crew and secure their rescue were considered mitigating. So, yes, his heroics came after the Japanese sank his boat.

Most do not know that Kennedy was later promoted to 1st Lt. and saw a lot of real combat as commander of another boat, the PT59. 

A more balanced look at Kennedy's wartime exploits may be found here:

http://www.historynet.com/john-f-kennedy

At least with regards to his combat naval career, JFK was no John Effing Kerry.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at April 16, 2013 08:54 PM (tevCI)

797 Just read in the sidebar that my Senator (Dean Heller) switched to NO on the Manchin-Toomey bill. Good, though I am still pissed that he voted to move it to debate...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2013 08:55 PM (Vk2pI)

798 Almost 800 messages? This must be spillover from the delurker thread. Whew. I clicked on the story link, but, alas, saw that it was Tolkien. We just saw, for the first time, The Hobbit Part A, where Radagast rides his bunny sled. So painful he could've been jumping a poolful of sharks. So, no more Tolkien tonight - ruined for me.

Posted by: A. Mindful de Worksoweb at April 16, 2013 08:55 PM (AMsS5)

799 Hugh Hefner rides a Bunny Sled. Or so I've been told by some ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 08:57 PM (TvO05)

800 760 The lurkers should have a path to citizenship so they can come out of the shadows.

***

Indeed.  The first steps on their path should lead them to the PayPal tip jar on the left.


Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at April 16, 2013 08:58 PM (tevCI)

801

778

You know...just for sayin..I am so much into Billy Joel and his music at this current time....can't give a good reason...just....I sleep better after I give a listen to some of his works....no other reason....just where I'm at...now

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 08:59 PM (R3+G4)

802 "Salon: Let's Hope the Marathon Bomber is a White American" Why, are we short tenured professors?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 16, 2013 09:00 PM (SzAZ7)

803 Richard at April 17, 2013 12:59 AM (R3+G4) Go for it. Music is good for what ails ya ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:01 PM (TvO05)

804 Check out the hashtag #Siroting on Twitter

Chris and Dana Loesch are having a ball with it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2013 09:02 PM (mCvL4)

805

794

I ails much now a days....I ails much......yet this place keeps my soul in check....and at times....infuses me so......

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 09:07 PM (R3+G4)

806 So was Monday the first successful terror bombing on US soil, since 9/11? Krauthammer said we have had shootings and car crashes as modes of terror  attack, but not bombings.

Posted by: Baldy at April 16, 2013 09:09 PM (opS9C)

807 BF  Barry  says  AmeriKKKa  can suck  his  dick!  You  lose proles!

Posted by: Reggie Love: Night Nurse at April 16, 2013 09:14 PM (ypzqs)

808 800 comments It's almost as if you advertise, peeps show up. Crazy. Next thing you know someone might get the idea of installing software from this century or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 09:14 PM (5Hl3g)

809 Crazy. Next thing you know someone might get the idea of installing software from this century or something. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 01:14 AM (5Hl3g) Shhh! Talk like that will spook the hamsters!

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2013 09:15 PM (Vk2pI)

810 Somewhere I saw a picture of a person on top of a building. Could have been the person that set off the bomb.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 16, 2013 09:15 PM (+9AX9)

811 Salon and the 'white bombers' Kinda selective don't you think All the white bombers alive in America are all professors at universities like naming names B Ayers B. Dorn what's her saggy ex con tits at Columbia well you get it

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 09:16 PM (zzeVM)

812 Bored, checked out early comments. Differences between m & w: 17 I may or may not have owned one of those Shaun Cassidy posters but I'm not saying... Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2013 09:40 PM (RZ8pf) vs (random former young man not me: ) H3!! yes I had the Farrah poster ... taped to the ceiling above my bed!

Posted by: A. Mindful Webworker, on patrol at April 16, 2013 09:20 PM (ndxIr)

813

Has much as there is "A WHO DON IT!!" meme on every lip of every MSM...MOM...MBM....we will have to wait to see if our much vaulted FBI, CIA, and "cough..cough."....HLS....glean the clues and center the facts.

Will we get a "TRUE" answer?...Given BENGHAZI.....I have my doubts...

jus saying......

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 09:21 PM (R3+G4)

814 In a surprise move, the CPUSA (Communist Party USA) has announced a lawsuit against the Democratic Party and its leadership for the alleged theft of intellectual property. The plaintiffs claim that the entire so-called "new" Democratic agenda is, in fact, the product of a decades-long, painstaking campaign by CPUSA theorists, agitators, and underground subversive cells - which makes it the intellectual property of the Communist Party USA, protected by American copyright laws. "They stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! Not in this country anyway, where we still have property rights and the rule of law, thank God! Actually, let me rephrase that..."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 16, 2013 09:22 PM (e8kgV)

815 Good luck with that one.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 16, 2013 09:25 PM (+9AX9)

816 Salon can lick my sack. If you took every white terrorist and the people they killed and organized them, not only would the left own 95% of it, and yet they would be pitifully insignificant compared to what the muslims have racked up.


They are wishing for a white right winger because, scumbaggery loves company.

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 09:26 PM (FMbng)

817 805 IRB Heh.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2013 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

818 All the white bombers alive in America are all professors at universities like naming names B Ayers B. Dorn what's her saggy ex con tits at Columbia Posted by: Jake in Idaho Medved took another shit in the sheets today unable to remember non-islamist leftist bombing. Ted kaczynski wasn't exactly a GOP volunteer or anything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 09:29 PM (5Hl3g)

819 wow. i just finished that story linked at top. you can really tell from it that Tolkien and CS lewis were best friends!  As i was reading from it you could see some of the same themes so dear to CS Lewis detailed differently, but most similarly presented. That was a sweet story. Did anyone read it and see in the story the same story told my Lewis at the end of the last Narnia story?


I missed you guys. too long away. Good to see you Bers!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 09:29 PM (r7Ddb)

820 Good night, all ... Mail Folders aren't going to upgrade and import themselves! & I'd be scared of them if they did!!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:30 PM (TvO05)

821

A bottle of red....

A bottle of white.....

What ever kind of mood your in.... tonight......

"I'll meet you anytime you want, in our Italian Resturant........

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 09:31 PM (R3+G4)

822 Absolutely fantastic post by Emperor Misha I, and great comments, too. http://nicedoggie.net/?p=8010 Not exactly warm and fuzzy, though.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2013 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

823 Later, Ad.

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 09:31 PM (9gNQd)

824
I missed you guys. too long away. Good to see you Bers!
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2013 01:29 AM (


Hey you too!

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 09:31 PM (FMbng)

825 Gushie! Happy Tuesday... Dog Wants a Kitty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:33 PM (TvO05)

826 oh and for great brass sections... check out the Lenningrad Cowboys.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 09:34 PM (r7Ddb)

827

So let me see if I have this right...

 

There are a bunch of people on the yahoo group being all pissy because they don't know how to adjust their e-mail preference settings.  I don't think I've gotten a yahoo group e-mail in months because I only have it set up for special notices.

Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2013 09:34 PM (LI48c)

828 Night, otho ... upgraded the ^# %*@$& OS and now all the mailboxes have to get updated & the printer settings & the "StartupItems" error message is back ... AND the urboto axto s/w won't run even after the upgrade since I have an old 32 bit machine! Ah well ... Better than monks with quills ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:36 PM (TvO05)

829 Hey bers! have you seen or heard of the Lenningrad Cowboys? i was turned on to them by a russian friend who was married to a musician in Chicago.  She also got me started with Korpiklaani. i had gotten really bored with the new stuff coming out of the US and this was just the thing for a while...

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 09:38 PM (r7Ddb)

830

I'm going to do a "New York State of Mind" next....

 

that "O K?"

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 09:38 PM (R3+G4)

831 "I'll meet you anytime you want, in our Italian Resturant........ Roses are red, Like Sophia Loren's lips, Or maybe that glass of wine, That we, over our spaghetti, sips ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:39 PM (TvO05)

832 upgraded the ^# %*@$& OS and now all the mailboxes have to get updated & the printer settings & the "StartupItems" error message is back ...

AND the urboto axto s/w won't run even after the upgrade since I have an old 32 bit machine!

Ah well ...

Better than monks with quills ...

 

 

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 17, 2013 01:36 AM

 

Got no frickin idea what most of that means. I just cross my fingers and hope for the best. Sounds like you got skilz.

 

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 09:39 PM (9gNQd)

833 Ted kaczynski wasn't exactly a GOP volunteer or anything. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 01:29 AM (5Hl3g) Quiz on who said it: The Unibomber or AlGore: http://www.crm114.com/algore/quiz.html

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2013 09:40 PM (Vk2pI)

834 Ted kaczynski wasn't exactly a GOP volunteer or anything. But he WAS an academic ... at one point anyway ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:40 PM (TvO05)

835

822

"Kiss......!!!"

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 09:42 PM (R3+G4)

836 Night, Poli Hat, buzzion, rickl, Berserker, Richard, weft-cut loop, harleycowboy... Better Tomorrows !

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 16, 2013 09:42 PM (TvO05)

837 ok lessee if this works... if you are in the mood to violate copyright and hear awesome brass as well as HIlariously reimagined covers of old favourites by a very strange looking band...


http://youtu.be/GHb4Q6hSXEI


Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir - Total Balalaika Show

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 09:43 PM (r7Ddb)

838 night Adriane

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 09:43 PM (r7Ddb)

839 Hey bers! have you seen or heard of the Lenningrad Cowboys? i was turned on to them by a russian friend who was married to a musician in Chicago. She also got me started with Korpiklaani. i had gotten really bored with the new stuff coming out of the US and this was just the thing for a while...
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2013 01:38 AM


Never heard of them. What kind of music is it?

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 09:44 PM (FMbng)

840 Night all. Here is a little Yahoogroups mood music, "Into the Pit" by Rob Halford's Fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjL1x_fJhLg

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 16, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)

841 Never heard of them. What kind of music is it?

Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2013 01:44 AM (FMbng)


hmmmm they do their own stuff and covers of ours too. hard to describe. Click on the you tube link i posted this was a great concert. Recorded forever ago in Helenski.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 09:46 PM (r7Ddb)

842 Here is a little Yahoogroups mood music, "Into the Pit" by Rob Halford's Fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjL1x_fJhLg

 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 17, 2013 01:46 AM


Wild, I used to play that song in a cover band I did a stint in. That was a fun one.

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 09:49 PM (FMbng)

843 Wow, 800+ comments. Lively ONT. /stamps time card //I was here the whole time, boss!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2013 09:50 PM (fvMJE)

844 hmmmm they do their own stuff and covers of ours too. hard to describe. Click on the you tube link i posted this was a great concert. Recorded forever ago in Helenski.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2013 01:46 AM (r7Ddb)



yeah I just caught a little bit of it. Yeah, there just is no way to describe it. It was...interesting.

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 09:51 PM (FMbng)

845

when I was in high school I worked as a cashier in the last grocery store that delivered groceries to the little old ladies.  One lady would come in, and this was in the early 80s mind you, and she had tats on her arms.  She had to be at least in her 70s.  Which meant she got the tats waaayy before the curve, and probably had some stories to tell.

 

 

I digress.  The lines of her tats blurred as her old skin lost elasticity.  Looked like pen on paper left in the rain.  Was enough to convince me  that tats were not for anyone looking to get old

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 09:51 PM (+afNf)

846 Ted kaczynski wasn't exactly a GOP volunteer or anything. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2013 01:29 AM (5Hl3g) ok naming names of leftist-white killers-in the USA weather underground B Ayers B Dorn ex con prison tits t kazinski symbolese liberation army FLAN, or whatever the Puertorican gang Clinton pardoned union goons rignt wing killers tim mcvey? was he a right winger? low taxes, anti-abortion, stop illegal immigration, anti communist? ???

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 09:51 PM (zzeVM)

847 Was gonna comment on "let's hope bomber wasn't american whitey." fuck it. Why bother. Doesn't matter. Too late and because we as a Gov't ( and mostly on a post reality based populace) refuse to recognize ISLAM  as a terrorist entitiy. We are fucked until we do. Fuck Islam. fuck Allah. Fucking religion based on a fucking pedophilic psychopath and a judicial sytem based on "because we said so'. Fuck them and fuck you until you  accept inalienable rights. Enlightenment thinking is what has led the United States of America to be the greatest country in the histoory of ever!

Posted by: Jeffersonian at April 16, 2013 09:53 PM (60WUU)

848 ""She had to be at least in her 70s. Which meant she got the tats waaayy before the curve, and probably had some stories to tell.""


I'm thinking Rosie the riveter.

Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2013 09:53 PM (FMbng)

849

This was,

 

a most fine tome to be part of....night to you all...

my most excellent M plus M's.....

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 09:55 PM (R3+G4)

850 or she was a carney

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 09:55 PM (+afNf)

851 Was enough to convince me that tats were not for anyone looking to get old We were loading up onto the bus from my hometown back to university one night, and I happened to seat myself behind some aged dude *covered* with tats. Absolutely covered. He was on the far side of what appeared to be hard-smokin', hard-livin' 70 by now, and said tats were looking sad, faded, run through the spin cycle, and put away wet. yeesh Enough to scare me off for good.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2013 09:57 PM (fvMJE)

852 Enlightenment thinking is what has led the United States of America to be the greatest country in the histoory of ever! Posted by: Jeffersonian at April 17, 2013 01:53 AM (60WUU) sock or first post? if 1st post winner, winner, chicken dinner..... the first amendment was a result of intramural wars within Christianity NOT islam vs everyone else

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 09:57 PM (zzeVM)

853 gonna be a ton of spooky looking grandparents in a few decades

Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2013 09:58 PM (+afNf)

854 Meh, I got no ink on me. My scars tell better stories than your ink does any day.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at April 16, 2013 10:01 PM (IanLz)

855
yeah I just caught a little bit of it. Yeah, there just is no way to describe it. It was...interesting.

Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2013 01:51 AM (FMbng)




pretty much, its just the think for a person who feels like they have heard it all and it sick of every frickin thing i was hearin. through the years they have changed, but they did do a song about a TraKtor and every time i hear it, i think of Robert, and see the title in Cyrillic. the later stuff has a thrash edge. they get more current and less eighties/seventies covers as time goes on. this concert was filmed in entirity 2 years after peristroika


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 10:01 PM (r7Ddb)

856 I have a theory about the proliferation of tats amongst the young. It tracks with the recent zombie thing and other assorted cultural trends.  It's the zeitgeist of impending doom. There's always been an element of live hard and die young among some in each previous age group, but today, it seems to be the dominant thing. Not saying it's a concious thing, or overt, but it's there, at the back of everyone's mind. The ship's going down and we're all going with it. Party on, while the partying's good.

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 10:05 PM (9gNQd)

857 Rickl @ 813:  Thanks for that.  A like-minded site that I bookmarked.

Posted by: zeera at April 16, 2013 10:06 PM (3dXwx)

858 I had a light lunch with the tentacled Elder God today.  Good times, and even got home from work a little early tonight.  Howdy, horde!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:08 PM (un8zR)

859 I decided after looking at my Dad's Navy buddies tatoos that I was not into tats. By age 50 or so their Navy tats were just blue or green spots

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:08 PM (zzeVM)

860 Is Beckoning Chasm still on?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:09 PM (un8zR)

861 Meh, I got no ink on me. My scars tell better stories than your ink does any day. Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at April 17, 2013 02:01 AM (IanLz) sorta, until you gots to explain all the scars you have are because you got drunked up and fell out of a car one evening.....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:10 PM (zzeVM)

862 850 I decided after looking at my Dad's Navy buddies tatoos that I was not into tats.

By age 50 or so their Navy tats were just blue or green spots

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 17, 2013 02:08 AM (zzeVM)


I know many older men with those...I guess if you think about it, they're cool in their own way (full disclaimer - I am ink-free), since you had to have been there and done that to get the tat in the first place, and even after all that you had to have lived long enough for it to fall into disrepair.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:11 PM (un8zR)

863 NRA just sent this out 2 minutes ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAmsYO3QHkM&feature=player_embedded




Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:14 PM (un8zR)

864 I know many older men with those...I guess if you think about it, they're cool in their own way (full disclaimer - I am ink-free), since you had to have been there and done that to get the tat in the first place, and even after all that you had to have lived long enough for it to fall into disrepair. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 02:11 AM (un8zR) well if you are getting shot at and bombed in the Pacific durring ww2, when you were a teenager a tat would have been no big deal but 30 or 40 years later, they faded some...

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:16 PM (zzeVM)

865 My first comment on an ONT. I'm scared.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 16, 2013 10:16 PM (deaac)

866 My second comment: is there any way, after posting, to jump back down to the bottom of these damn things? I'm lying in bed horizontally with an IPad and its a pain thumbing down screen.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 16, 2013 10:18 PM (deaac)

867 My first comment on an ONT. I'm scared. Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 02:16 AM (deaac) woot! bitchin hash! (deaac)

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:18 PM (zzeVM)

868 My third comment: am I alone here?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 16, 2013 10:19 PM (deaac)

869 My second comment: is there any way, after posting, to jump back down to the bottom of these damn things? I'm lying in bed horizontally with an IPad and its a pain thumbing down screen. Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 02:18 AM (deaac) on all the browsers I have used posting takes you back to the top. refreshing....takes you back to the last post you viewed posting=paging down or whatever your solution is like a monkey....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:21 PM (zzeVM)

870 857 My second comment: is there any way, after posting, to jump back down to the bottom of these damn things? I'm lying in bed horizontally with an IPad and its a pain thumbing down screen.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 02:18 AM (deaac)


Post that question during the day a couple times - somebody has figured out a script that can be loaded into the "URL" box which will scroll to the bottom after every post.  If you ask enough times, eventually somebody will have the answer.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:22 PM (un8zR)

871 I'll give it up, Adam Baldwin does a pretty good Hal Jordan in Injustice

Posted by: The Dude at April 16, 2013 10:22 PM (vJdyz)

872 My third comment: am I alone here? Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 02:19 AM (deaac) doubt it, aparently there are more 'undocumented morons and ettes' here than previously known....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:22 PM (zzeVM)

873 Hm. I figured as much. Somebody needs to write an app to fix that. Well, I'm about to click Post. I'll be back in fifty swipes.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 16, 2013 10:22 PM (deaac)

874 Jake,

Do anything interesting at great distances lately?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:23 PM (un8zR)

875 862 I'll give it up, Adam Baldwin does a pretty good Hal Jordan in Injustice

Posted by: The Dude at April 17, 2013 02:22 AM (vJdyz)


Is it safe to assume you have a caucasion at hand?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:27 PM (un8zR)

876 Adam Baldwin is incapable of doing anything without an abundance of awesome.

Posted by: otho at April 16, 2013 10:28 PM (9gNQd)

877

850

I have to fess up,

In my history as an E.R nurse, I have seen the "Tats" of numbers along the forearms of  eldery patients on more than two occasions and they were of the "Camps." I have also got some oral history from  them and other poeple  who had "TAT's from the USMC in WWII during the Island Campaigns

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 10:29 PM (R3+G4)

878 Do anything interesting at great distances lately? Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 02:23 AM (un8zR) missed like a piker! I'm out gunned. I do ok out to 2000 yards, but locally they are shooting out to 2200 yards (which is 1.25 miles) and my set up needs to be re-tweeted for that. At a mile in in, I can run with the big dogs most of the time

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:31 PM (zzeVM)

879 I have also got some oral history from them and other poeple who had "TAT's from the USMC in WWII during the Island Campaigns

Posted by: Richard at April 17, 2013 02:29 AM (R3+G4)


that is VERY cool.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2013 10:32 PM (r7Ddb)

880 Tried to find "The Streaker's Ball" out on youtube once. No Go, alas ... Posted by: Adriane ... at April 17, 2013 12:23 AM (TvO05) Are you sure you aren't thinking of "Freaker's Ball" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show? Not sure if that is Youtube, but I expect it would be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2013 10:33 PM (29+x5)

881 I'm out gunned. I do ok out to 2000 yards, but locally they are shooting out to 2200 yards (which is 1.25 miles) and my set up needs to be re-tweeted for that.

At a mile in in, I can run with the big dogs most of the time





Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 17, 2013 02:31 AM (zzeVM)


If you'd care to elaborate, I love those kinds of stories - out here to shoot past 400 yards you have to go mountaintop to mountaintop, if you can find any mountains.  It's hard to find 200 yards of flat ground anywhere nearby.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:35 PM (un8zR)

882 Sometimes, it just means: "Barber, time for the Spring shearing. It's gonna get hot. Give me my money's worth for this haircut."

Amen, I will be getting my yearly for that reason. #2 comb, DIY!

Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2013 10:37 PM (AWwDY)

883 There needs to be an email campaign to the makers of mobile device browsers regarding the need for the equivalent of Home and End keys as seen on PC  keyboards.

You can get itty bitty Bluetooth keyboards that aren't much good for serious typing but are a convenient way to add cursor controls that are difficult at best in touch-only environments. I've got a little rubbery flexible one that is good for entering passwords on the PS3 and is also well suited to use in bed if only because you can fall asleep and roll over it with stabbing yourself or breaking the keyboard.

Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2013 10:39 PM (kcfmt)

884

870

Yes

 

and very sad given that my #1 did some very hard time in Iraq and the Afgan...that you all know......

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 10:40 PM (R3+G4)

885 [i[If you'd care to elaborate, I love those kinds of stories Posted by: StPatrick_TN[/i] So do we.

Posted by: Your friendly BATF, NCS, FBI [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2013 10:41 PM (5Hl3g)

886 How to create a 'jump to bottom' bookmark in iPad Safari.
http://tinyurl.com/dxej9vn

Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2013 10:44 PM (kcfmt)

887 Well, it's normal to be difficult to spot a streaker's balls, unless it's very warm out. In which case running may not be advised.

Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2013 10:45 PM (kcfmt)

888 f you'd care to elaborate, I love those kinds of stories - out here to shoot past 400 yards you have to go mountaintop to mountaintop, if you can find any mountains. It's hard to find 200 yards of flat ground anywhere nearby. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 02:35 AM (un8zR) Shooting long range is just a matter of jumping in and doing it. The more you do it the easier it gets, to a point. SW Idaho has a good crew of LR shooters, they share info and get together several times a year for fun shoots. Two local clubs have .22 shoots out to 200 yards. One would get out to 300 yards with a .22 rifle It is no hassle, guys bring what they got and give it a go. You are done when physics indicates you are done. Most guys have no idea how far their rifle is capable of

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:47 PM (zzeVM)

889 878 Well, it's normal to be difficult to spot a streaker's balls, unless it's very warm out. In which case running may not be advised.

Posted by: epobirs at April 17, 2013 02:45 AM (kcfmt)


Google "skidmark ordinance" if you want to see how the Castro crowd has once again proven their insanity.  H/T Cthulhu.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:47 PM (un8zR)

890 Most guys have no idea how far their rifle is capable of

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 17, 2013 02:47 AM (zzeVM)


Being that my home range maxes at 100 yds. (it's in a valley), I won't have a chance to find out anytime soon.  I've no doubt my little CZ .22 could go further and stay on target in good conditions once I found the hold, but there's really no good place to try it around here.  I have to drive quite a ways to find a spot that flat.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 10:50 PM (un8zR)

891

 Jake in Idaho at April 17, 2013 02:31 AM

 

My brother finally got a prarie dog at 1000yrds. I'm proud of him.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 16, 2013 10:50 PM (+9AX9)

892 So do we. Posted by: Your friendly BATF, NCS, FBI at April 17, 2013 02:41 AM (5Hl3g) for $500 per day per shooter, I can hook you up with the local Ace at that.

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:51 PM (zzeVM)

893 got a prarie dog at 1000yrds. I'm proud of him. Posted by: harleycowboy at April 17, 2013 02:50 AM (+9AX9) when you are dialed you are dialed. One of the guys I shoot with can hit tennis balls at 900 yards all day long, as long as the wind is not gusting from 5mph to 20mph...

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:55 PM (zzeVM)

894

I will state my son's deployments

 

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 10:55 PM (R3+G4)

895 I've no doubt my little CZ .22 could go further and stay on target in good conditions once I found the hold, but there's really no good place to try it around here. I have to drive quite a ways to find a spot that flat. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 02:50 AM (un8zR) with the right scope your CZ should be ok out to 400 yards as long as the wind is not freeking crazy and you are shooting decent ammo

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 10:58 PM (zzeVM)

896 Gotta turn in. Been a long night. G'night all.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 16, 2013 10:58 PM (+9AX9)

897 I will state my son's deployments Posted by: Richard at April 17, 2013 02:55 AM (R3+G4) I've got several friends and family who were statined in the sandbox. one was in Ramadi at the height of the sureg. one was in bagdad shortly after it fell another was a Ranger who did 4 or 5 tours in A-Stan or I-Rak his unit was involved in the CH-47 crash that killed 30 SEALS another is a Apachie pilot who never shot at anything in A-Stan except people, when in his Apache.

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 11:03 PM (zzeVM)

898 with the right scope your CZ should be ok out to 400 yards as long as the wind is not freeking crazy and you are shooting decent ammo

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 17, 2013 02:58 AM (zzeVM)


I've seen the youtube videos of long shots, so I know it's possible, and I have decent ammo (Eley, but the Mexican low-end stuff).  However, this particular CZ will never wear a scope, as it has the "droopy" Euro-style stock which makes for a perfect cheekweld with irons, and no weld at all with a scope.  It points and fits perfectly the way it is, so it will stay the way it is.  I've shot other .22s that don't do either, so I know what I have, and how special it is when you have a rifle that fits you and its purpose nearly perfectly.  I've been looking for one with an American style stock to mount a scope on, but with the current inventory situation, I've had no luck thus far.  If I do find one, the barrel is getting 1/2x28 threads (and you know why), I'll bed the stock, and float the barrel.  I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 11:05 PM (un8zR)

899 rereading my last post. done for today, can't type and all that.....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 11:05 PM (zzeVM)

900

SO!!!!

Ya want the STORY....YA WANT THE  F A C T O S?????

#1....4...REAL FOUR IRAQ deploys..include the RAMDI...twice

AFGAN!!!...Sangin the place the Brits bailed on to the USMC

least he lived...

yup.....

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 11:08 PM (R3+G4)

901 is getting 1/2x28 threads (and you know why), I'll bed the stock, and float the barrel. I. Can't. Wait Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 03:05 AM (un8zR) to be continued, but I'll bounce some ideas off you next time I'm out for today

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 16, 2013 11:10 PM (zzeVM)

902 847 I have a theory about the proliferation of tats amongst the young. It tracks with the recent zombie thing and other assorted cultural trends. It's the zeitgeist of impending doom. There's always been an element of live hard and die young among some in each previous age group, but today, it seems to be the dominant thing. Not saying it's a concious thing, or overt, but it's there, at the back of everyone's mind. The ship's going down and we're all going with it. Party on, while the partying's good.

Jim Morrison was captured live, I think on Alive She Cried, introducing Roadhouse Blues: "I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanta have my kicks before the whole sh*thouse goes up in flames."

Posted by: Julius north of the Rubicon at April 16, 2013 11:12 PM (QVC7W)

903

Bottom line this...ya all...

 

war is a mother-fucker....and then some....

Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2013 11:19 PM (R3+G4)

904 A different genre of gun videos: http://gunlab.net/

Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2013 11:19 PM (/RaNG)

905 888 I will state my son's deployments
Posted by: Richard at April 17, 2013 02:55 AM (R3+G4)



BIL, enlisted infantry, USMC: Ramadi, Sunni Triangle (what he calls his "fun" deployment, detailed to a high-speed bunch of guys, Fallujah II, and the last was 1/2 Iraq (sit on hands) and 1/2 Afghanistan (shithole valleys and villages.


Great friend, enlisted engineer, Army: Afghanistan, AO unknown, mobile and dismount work, KIA 02/2011 by IED.  BlackFive did a great writeup on him here: http://tinyurl.com/bs9a9y6

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 11:20 PM (un8zR)

906 Read the tinyurl in my last post - it's inspiring, to say the least.  I miss my friend, but he chose to run toward the sounds of gunfire, where most men would choose the opposite.  He may be gone, but I'm damn proud of what he did.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2013 11:23 PM (un8zR)

907 I tend to lurk in the Girl's Locker room.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 16, 2013 11:39 PM (X2tsv)

908 Before all you 'ettes leave, Can I see that tattoo on your lower...uh...back?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 16, 2013 11:42 PM (X2tsv)

909 Wow. Insomnia strikes when everybody else seems to be able to sleep!

Posted by: CBD at April 17, 2013 12:21 AM (/WLC3)

910

 I suspect that all the shootings, bombings, etc as of late may be the left ramping up. Whatta they got to lose?  Full Throttle.  Investigations? 

They mean it.

 

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 12:26 AM (XACbv)

911

Israel does a better job in these criminal investigations than Boston.

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 12:45 AM (XACbv)

912 Popping back in to test if the URL in my sig works.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 12:46 AM (un8zR)

913 Satisfactory, so goodnight once again.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 17, 2013 12:46 AM (un8zR)

914 ...yo thread, its time.

Posted by: Charon at April 17, 2013 01:24 AM (/gHaE)

915

All Right Green Maveric Vic, lets have some news.

 

And Mp4 its about time!   come out.

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 01:24 AM (XACbv)

916 So this insomnia thing? It sucks.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 01:27 AM (WVMUQ)

917 There is a live stream of Margaret Thatcher's funeral on Fox. Military band leading her coffin down the street right now. Queen has just entered the cathedral. etc.

Posted by: and irresolute at April 17, 2013 01:49 AM (DBH1h)

918 Yes it does, but look at all the daytime you will miss.

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 01:52 AM (XACbv)

919 Daylight is vastly overrated.

Posted by: The Vampires at April 17, 2013 02:02 AM (/gHaE)

920 Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 05:52 AM (XACbv) Posted by: Hugh Jass at October 14, 2008 11:43 PM (XACbv) Yer Jass is showing.

Posted by: somejoe at April 17, 2013 02:04 AM (SSWdi)

921 >>893 847 >>I have a theory about the proliferation of tats amongst the young. It tracks with the recent zombie thing and other assorted cultural trends. It's the zeitgeist of impending doom. But is it the cause or effect? I think the moral decay the cause of our impending doom. The tats are just what happens when the "artists" decide to bend reality to fit their carnal desires.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 17, 2013 02:09 AM (zZJJp)

922

Sun's comin up cakes on the griddel......

 

Thank God I'm a country boy !

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 02:10 AM (XACbv)

923 I think the tat thing was just the progression from chucking out norms in the sixties.

Men; Long hair -> Ear ring -> Tats-> Body modifications

As one thing became accepted the next needed to be adopted to show your cool and to stick it to the man.

And to be unique. Like everybody else.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 02:13 AM (WVMUQ)

924 Good morning Ya'll.

Scanning back yesterdays threads I see I missed a de-lurking thread. They are always fun to read.


Posted by: sTevo at April 17, 2013 02:17 AM (VMcEw)

925

October  2008 was a whole dif world then. You never use a dif sock ever?

 

Are you the Police?  COCKHOLSTER?

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 02:21 AM (XACbv)

926 I have no idea what a de-lurking thread might be.  Which one was it and I'll go back and read it later today on my coffee break.

Posted by: ALH at April 17, 2013 02:22 AM (eqV3Q)

927 Well, I found it all by myslef, and now I see that being a DUMB BLONDE has its drawbacks.

Posted by: ALH at April 17, 2013 02:31 AM (eqV3Q)

928 ALH- Die your hair Brown.

Artificial intelligence.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 02:39 AM (WVMUQ)

929 Or you could Dye it.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 02:42 AM (WVMUQ)

930 It's the silence that gets to ya. All those other blogs that stink up the crawl spaces, back yard sheds, and, oddly the kitchen cabinets. You've seen one blog, you've seen them all. They blur into scribbled words on parchment thin interwebs. A tragedy that no will care about until it all goes dark.

Posted by: somejoe, internet gummy shoe at April 17, 2013 02:43 AM (SSWdi)

931 The pics of the three possible Saudis in the crowd are very creepy. Are they devout muslims? They have rudimentary beards. Would devout muslims go to watch a marathon, with tons of exposed flesh?

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 02:58 AM (opS9C)

932 Gabe running late?

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 03:02 AM (53z96)

933 All Right Green Maveric Vic, lets have some news.

And Mp4 its about time! come out.

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 17, 2013 05:24 AM (XACbv)


Waiting on Gabe

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 03:04 AM (53z96)

934 Well, I found it all by myslef, and now I see that being a DUMB BLONDE has its drawbacks. Posted by: ALH at April 17, 2013 06:31 AM (eqV3Q) My Norwegian Blonde wife dyed her her a reddish color to be taken seriously as a business chick. She found out it don't matter. She's now pretty high up in GE Power and Water. "Be what you is, not what you is not, folks what do this are the happiest lott." Wizard the Lizard as spoken to Tutor the Turtle.

Posted by: oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 03:05 AM (l86i3)

935 Yep, being an internet gummy shoe, you start dragging the whole damned internets around with you. Like a malevolent weightless mass of sickness that weighs down your soul like an anchor. The damned internets start to blur into some sick illusionist's .. uh... .. illusion thing. It all sticks to you (mainly around the stupid shoes) so that you start to see three lemon wolf moon cups and 2 EE cups of madness. Sure. It could have been different for me. I could have had a respectable career and a life and friends and a newspaper that would deliver to me and a choice in body odor and... Um.. Ok. Probably not.

Posted by: somejoe, internet gummy shoe at April 17, 2013 03:07 AM (SSWdi)

936 Ssssshhhhh!  BF  Barry  is  nursing.  He  suckles  sweetly.  Poor  baby  is  playing  golf  today.  You  haters  should  be  worshiping  him!

Posted by: Reggie Love: Night Nurse at April 17, 2013 03:09 AM (ypzqs)

937 Make with the headlines, Malor-monkey.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 03:09 AM (MMC8r)

938 You know, as much as Ace pays Gabe, I would fire him for his tardiness.

Posted by: oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 03:10 AM (l86i3)

939 Wednesday?

Posted by: Thorvald at April 17, 2013 03:12 AM (1V6Pv)

940 Helloooooooooooo     ooooo       oooooo





Huh. Place is empty.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 17, 2013 03:15 AM (WVMUQ)

941 Empty. Like the comments section buried in some back yard. Like my waiting room. Like my bank account, and my appointment book and my bank account and my happiness and my hopes and dreams and my... Emptiness is a state of being that does not exist on the interets. These shoes have barely been broken in in their internets journey and just look at the dreck that has affixed itself to them. Wait. Was there something you were looking for? Maybe I can help.

Posted by: somejoe, internet gummy shoe at April 17, 2013 03:27 AM (SSWdi)

942 60 Angela Jolie is neither sexy nor hot. But I'd bang the stuffing out of her just the same.

Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2013 09:51 PM (gyDll)

So, it would be like a Guy Cimbalo-style "hatefuck"?

Posted by: SFC MAC at April 17, 2013 04:58 AM (TLbgU)

943 As for the turds at Salon:

For years, the left-wing media has been spewing accusations at Tea Party patriots and right-leaning Republicans for every act of terrorist violence on American soil. When Soldiers in Arkansas and Texas were murdered by radical muslims, the  MSM  switched into high gear over a "backlash  against muslims and in some cases, blamed the victims.

The leftwing bullshit machine did the same thing during the Texas murders of three white district attorneys, which they quickly blamed on “Aryan Brotherhood white supremacists”. A white male Justice of the Peace pulled the trigger, so there's that "white extremist" they hoped for.

They've been consistently wrong: Bill Sparkman, Joe Stack, Amy Bishop, John Patrick Bedell, and Jared Loughner were all leftwing wackjobs with an anti-society ax to grind.

When muzzie extremist Faisal Shahzad planted a car bomb in Times Square, lefties got in a real funk when they realized it wasn't a McVeigh clone.

McVeigh, whom the left holds up as a poster child for "white extremism" was an agnostic, and did not have a world-wide network of support from like-minded religious zealots, like for instance, the Islamic muslim fundamentalists who want us all dead.

With shitty odds like that, you’d think they would have given up on the “right-wing violence” meme.

Just a reminder: Janet “Big Sis” Napolitano gave "trusted traveler" status to Saudi passengers.

Feel safer?

Posted by: SFC MAC at April 17, 2013 05:20 AM (TLbgU)

944

Actually I am a white mail who is on 2 terrorist lists.  I am a veteran (granted so crippled that I have to use my shiny scooter that VA gave me) and I am an evangical Christian, but whose counting.

Posted by: mrdisco279 at April 17, 2013 07:16 AM (/Ssw7)

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