April 24, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (4-24-2013) – Stats Edition
— Maetenloch

You wanted stats - well you're gonna get stats baby!

Announcing the 2012 AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Well we were saving this for a special occasion but I guess this is as special as it's going to get.

Give all of these Morons a hand for their daily unpaid labors during 2012 on Breitbart's favorite part of the blog.

Top 20 commenters:

1 [19125 comments] 'Vic' [52.45 posts/day]

2 [14937 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart'

3 [13610 comments] 'soothsayer'

4 [13581 comments] 'toby928?'

5 [13351 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse'

6 [12606 comments] 'Robert'

7 [11645 comments] 'steevy'

8 [11321 comments] 'sven10077'

9 [11176 comments] 'kbdabear'

10 [9668 comments] 'wheatie'

11 [9630 comments] 'garrett'

12 [9545 comments] 'Jane D'oh'

13 [9185 comments] 'tasker'

14 [8415 comments] 'chemjeff'

15 [8248 comments] 'Y-not'

16 [8179 comments] 'willow'

17 [7759 comments] 'alexthechick - SMOD 2012'

18 [7748 comments] 'MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter'

19 [7657 comments] 'Nevergiveup'

20 [7509 comments] 'ThePrimordialOrderedPair'

Top 20 sockpuppeteers:

1 [1567 names] 'Cicero' [4.30 unique names/day]

2 [1239 names] 'JDP'

3 [1165 names] 'Adam'

4 [1150 names] 'ACE Union Member'

5 [1114 names] 'kbdabear'

6 [862 names] 't-bird'

7 [837 names] 'Truck Monkey'

8 [788 names] 'fluffy'

9 [785 names] 'Romeo13'

10 [757 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'

11 [733 names] 'The Political Hat'

12 [679 names] 'Robert'

13 [590 names] 'nickless'

14 [580 names] 'Soap MacTavish'

15 [568 names] 'toby928?'

16 [553 names] 'Mallamutt, RINO President for Life'

17 [550 names] 'Scobface'

18 [549 names] 'Meremortal'

19 [521 names] 'beach'

20 [518 names] 'joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy'

Quote of the Day

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I. oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

  -- Grandpa Simpson

'Stop Thinking We're Violent,' the Terrorist Thought

Okay Frum makes a funny.

Quote of the day.

"[H]e was angry that the world pictures Islam as a violent religion."

From an e-mail to a New York Times reporter by the former brother-in-law of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, explaining the Boston bomber's motives.

Also the Onion weighs in on this why terrorists are so unfairly accused of terrorism.

Zubeidat Tsarnaeva Sure is a Charmer

It's a real mystery why her boys went bad and started killing people.

"Ben Affleck will live on $1.50 for a day, then go back to his real life"

To make you aware of poverty or something.

Oscar-winning millionaire Ben Affleck will live on just $1.50 for (at least) one day next week, all while knowing that he can go back to his regular, multi-million dollar life.

The actor will live on the meager amount for poverty awareness campaign Live Below the Line, the campaign announced on its Facebook page Monday.

Affleck will tweet his experience, as well as what he is eating, on his personal Twitter account. The goal of the campaign is to have celebrities - Sophia Bush, Josh Groban, Hunter Biden and Debi Mazaar will also do the challenge - raise awareness and funds for their chosen charities.  Affleck's fundraising will go toward the charity he founded, Eastern Congo Initiative.

But this isn't the first time Ben has suffered on your behalf - let's go back to the 2004 campaign:

Friday was the Edwardses' 27th anniversary, so, in keeping with tradition, they hit the Newburgh Wendy's, along with the Kerrys, campaign mascot Ben Affleck and accompanying press crew.

The photo-op didn't go smoothly. Kerry went over to say hi to some marines, who turned out to be Bush supporters and resented the interruption to their lunch. More telling was Teresa Heinz Kerry. She pointed to the picture of the bowl of chilli above the clerk's head: "What's that?" she asked. He explained that it was something called "chilli" and she said she'd like to try a bowl. The Senator also ordered a Frosty, a chocolate dessert. They toyed with them after a fashion, and then got back on the bus.

It then emerged that Wendy's had just been an appetiser. The campaign advance team had ordered 19 five-star lunches from the Newburgh Yacht Club for Kerry, Edwards, Affleck and co to be served back on the bus: shrimp vindaloo, grilled diver sea scallops, prosciutto, wrapped stuffed chicken, etc.

I'm not sure whether Ben had the shrimp and Teresa the scallops, but, either way, it turns out John Edwards is right: there are two Americas - one America where folks eat at Wendy's, another America where the elite pass an amusing half-hour slumming among the folks at Wendy's and then chow down on the Newburgh Yacht Club's specials of the day.

I guess this is a kind of poverty cosplay for the elite. Next they'll have fake peasant villages set up so they can eat their $1.50 meals authentically.

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Do Not Mess With Angry Morman Bishop/Samurai

A Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop helped a neighbor woman escape a Tuesday morning attack by a man who had been stalking her.

Kent Hendrix woke up Tuesday to his teenage son pounding on his bedroom door and telling him somebody was being mugged in front of their house. The 47-year-old father of six rushed out the door and grabbed the weapon closest to him -- a 29-inch high carbon steel Samurai sword.

He came upon what he describes as a melee between a woman and a man. His son stayed inside to call 911 while he approached the man along with other neighbors who came to help. The martial arts instructor didn't hesitate in drawing the sword and yelling at him to get on the ground.

..."I yelled at him, `I've got your DNA and I've got your license plate: You are so done,"' Hendrix said.

What the attacker didn't know was that Hendrix has 4th degree black belt in Kishindo and keeps a 29" long, high-carbon-steel Samurai katana by his bed.

Kent-Hendrix

Meet the New $100

Could be worse I guess.

new-100

And here is last week's commenter stats:

Top 10 commenters:
1 [672 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse' [94.32 posts/day]
2 [593 comments] 'sven10077@sven10077'
3 [527 comments] 'Vic'
4 [505 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
5 [499 comments] 'Jones in CO'
6 [442 comments] 'willow'
7 [440 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
8 [436 comments] 'Tami</i>'
9 [428 comments] 'zsasz'
10 [425 comments] 'Knave'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [96 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy' [13.47 unique names/day]
2 [46 names] 'Jack'
3 [44 names] 'The Political Hat'
4 [36 names] 'Barack Hussein Obama'
5 [35 names] 'logprof'
6 [35 names] 'T. Hunter'
7 [34 names] 'The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse'
8 [33 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [32 names] 'Max Wedge'
10 [30 names] 'zsasz'

Teh Tweet!

Yahoo group. That is all.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:11 PM | Comments (875)
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1 Wurst!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2013 05:12 PM (xKC/c)

2 First?!

Posted by: GIJared at April 24, 2013 05:13 PM (1nngQ)

3

"[H]e was angry that the world pictures Islam as a violent religion."

 

***

 

Oh the irony.

 

 

Like spinach.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:13 PM (pxDth)

4 Why is Susan Estrich on the $100 bill?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:15 PM (pxDth)

5 Thanks for the great work guys!

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at April 24, 2013 05:15 PM (IGIFh)

6 was anyone else besides me surprised that sven wasn't higher on that list?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 05:16 PM (RZ8pf)

7 Sigh....

Congrats to the winners...commiserations to the winners in the top ten.

I made #2 on the road with 3 solid days of posing time.

I need a girlfriend, a hobby, a manicure, a job, a lobotomy, and a pony....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:16 PM (LRFds)

8 why is our money trying to look like foreign money with its bright colors? Is this another step on the path to wheelbarrows of money for a loaf of bread?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 05:17 PM (RZ8pf)

9 This "top commenter" stuff is bullshit. A real coblogger would list the lurkers.

Posted by: Cheryl Crowe at April 24, 2013 05:17 PM (Qxe/p)

10 I blame my reappearance in the weekly Top 10 on 'the week that was'. I shall endeavor to under-perform in the future

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2013 05:18 PM (8sCoq)

11 was anyone else besides me surprised that sven wasn't higher on that list?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 09:16 PM (RZ8pf)

 

Sven's recent outburst of commetns I believe is more recent.

 

Also, you know whose not on that list: me

you know why. I have a wife

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 05:18 PM (GaqMa)

12 6 ParanoidGirlInSeattle,

the 2012 Acies...?

Well in my defense I was not around a lot until "april"...

and if we measure genuine value to the horde I am nothing compared to Vic and several others.

Thanks for tolerating me, and when I am scarce this spring and summer I'll miss you

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:19 PM (LRFds)

13 Damn Maet.. WTF??  You got a hot date or something?  Get the ONT out of the way so you can hook up?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 24, 2013 05:19 PM (u25eL)

14 What I think is funny is that AtC is in the top 20 for 2012, but rarely do you see her in the Top 10 for the week. Slow and steady wins the race I guess.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

15 >why is our money trying to look like foreign money with its bright colors? the US $100 bill is the most counterfeited bill in the world. The Treasury Dept keeps changing it to stay ahead of the counterfeiters.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2013 05:20 PM (8sCoq)

16

why is my local NBC news station doing a half hour long program on "The Solar Threat?" Are they trying to distract us from "The Muslim Threat?"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 05:20 PM (RZ8pf)

17 Also, a real lurker would notice that opening a new link keeps the last sock he/she/it posted as.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at April 24, 2013 05:20 PM (Qxe/p)

18 And thanks for the pic of Annette and Frankie.  Damn.. those were the days my friend.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 24, 2013 05:20 PM (u25eL)

19 *points to framed picture of police chief with baseball coach* "Hey, is that Tommy Lasorda?"

Posted by: Fletch at April 24, 2013 05:21 PM (I88Jc)

20 >Slow and steady wins the race I guess. Matriculating the ball down the field.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2013 05:21 PM (8sCoq)

21 Eastern Europeans say 'gunna'. Have noticed this for a long time. No clue what it means.  Maybe famous linguists like Howard Zinn could tell me.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:21 PM (AGXDN)

22 11 TSRBike,

I have two wives...

well a wife and her rage at my being in the top ten...

which is almost like a spare wife

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:21 PM (LRFds)

23 Well maybe later this year when I get my knee replaced I will make the top 20 with a bullet

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 24, 2013 05:22 PM (HVff2)

24 15 >why is our money trying to look like foreign money with its bright colors?

the US $100 bill is the most counterfeited bill in the world. The Treasury Dept keeps changing it to stay ahead of the counterfeiters.

Yet, those who counterfeit it the most are the most legal of them. #TheFed

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:23 PM (AGXDN)

25 I would place on those sock puppet boards if my freaking hash didnt change almost every time I post. Damn Iphone

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 24, 2013 05:23 PM (++kZl)

26 Is there a list for the most ignored commenters? **sniff**

Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2013 05:23 PM (g82pP)

27 Stunned Sven wasn't #1 or 2. Also I see he's discovered twitter.

Posted by: CAC at April 24, 2013 05:24 PM (6mpec)

28 I don't think I made the first 10,000. Going to have to up my game. If awards were given for hours reading the blog, I'm guessing I could crack the first 5. I need to get a life.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2013 05:24 PM (4PYOi)

29 17 Also, a real lurker would notice that opening a new link keeps the last sock he/she/it posted as.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at April 24, 2013 09:20 PM (Qxe/p)


This Real Lurker (TM) thanks you. Just because.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (AGXDN)

30 Counterfeiting ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (JQuNB)

31

oh Jones, the new Gove school was already built. They had planned to turn the old one into a community center or something. The new Gove school got torn down (was it 2005?) because of low enrollment due to the end of bussing and no one wanted to go to that craptastic concrete school, so now it is a craptastic concrete parking lot for National Jewish.

 

 

In the meantime after more than a decade the old University of Colorado Health Sciences Center sits languishing at a huge cost to the University (and the city of Denver) because the residents of that neighborhood are too stuck up to accept a WalMart in their midst and prefer crumbling old buildings where homeless teens and drug addicts congregate because those sure don't drive down home values as much as a WalMart!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (RZ8pf)

32 2 [14937 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart'

Hey! I think I had lunch with that guy,  you guys!

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (R18D0)

33 I guess this is a kind of poverty cosplay for the elite. Next they'll have fake peasant villages set up so they can eat their $1.50 meals authentically.

xxx

Sounds like someone has just figured out a great use for all of that "investment" grade property in Detroit.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (z63Tr)

34 27 CAC,

"rediscovered" twitter....

I actually had a pretty good Tweep line going with grenell Tapper and others...

I quit after the Night of Shame in November and nuked my 96,000 posts in 4 months.....


sven<-----compulsive

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (LRFds)

35

..."I yelled at him, `I've got your DNA and I've got your license plate  pancreas: You are so done,"' Hendrix said.

 

*****

 

What a 'real' swordsman would have said.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:25 PM (pxDth)

36 Is there a list for the most ignored commenters?
**sniff** Posted by: dananjcon

You must be new here.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (R18D0)

37 Evening y'all!

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (doBIb)

38 "[H]e was angry that the world pictures Islam as a violent religion." So goes out and bombs the fuck out of hundreds of people. Seems to have about as much sense as every other Democrat I know.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (wZbqz)

39 Benjamin Franklin does not look pleased with this new design.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (oBhEo)

40 Eating for $1.50/day is perfectly attainable.  I think I did a post quite a while ago about how to survive on a $1/day food budget.

$1/day is spartan rice/bean fare, for $1.50 you can start adding some meat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (/gHaE)

41 Also I see he's discovered twitter. Posted by: CAC at April 24, 2013 09:24 PM (6mpec) May God have mercy on our souls.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

42 Wait a minute 519 unique names per month for the last place finisher? Holy fuck guys get jobs.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (++kZl)

43 sven<-----crying for help Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 09:25 PM (LRFds) fixed

Posted by: CAC at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (6mpec)

44 Great that AoS/HQ provides such a wholesome outlet for shut-ins! (No offense to real shut-ins.) Dood, you could memorize the Bible with that kind of effort. Wtf?

Posted by: Thorvald at April 24, 2013 05:26 PM (1V6Pv)

45 "Meet the New $100"

That's the new US penny denomination, actually.

Posted by: Helicopter Ben at April 24, 2013 05:27 PM (eHIJJ)

46 Does Ben Aflac know how many Raman noodle you can buy for $1.50?  Enough to make you sick of them, I tell you what.

Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2013 05:27 PM (bAGA/)

47 $1/day is spartan rice/bean fare, for $1.50 you can start adding some meat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 09:26 PM (/gHaE)


Spam and tuna are your friends!

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:27 PM (AGXDN)

48

Please, sir, what is a "Sock Puppet"?

Why is there no mention of who has the most "first" posts? That is something I can do on occasion. I have a life and I'll never make it as a top commenter.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2013 05:27 PM (eqV3Q)

49 Has anyone said Marco Rubio sucks cock here yet?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 24, 2013 05:27 PM (++kZl)

50 The Mormon bishop and the samurai sword reminds me of the Monty Python sketch, The Bishop, whose crozier doubled as a telephone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 24, 2013 05:28 PM (FMsYN)

51 The new $100 has a "specimen" watermark? Well, that's fitting I guess, since stool samples are also called "specimens" by medical staff. After Barky is done with us, the $100 will be worth about as much as the hospital specimen is.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 05:28 PM (R3gO3)

52 Actually I said I'm just going to tip $1.50.  Here,  have a nickle.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at April 24, 2013 05:28 PM (R18D0)

53 49 Has anyone said Marco Rubio sucks cock here yet? No.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 24, 2013 05:28 PM (JQuNB)

54 Also, those who get you blocked from teh tweeter just for opposition are jackasses. #PITA

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:28 PM (AGXDN)

55 I thought for sure I'd be in the top ten from last week. Maybe I have a life after all....

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:29 PM (doBIb)

56 16 [8179 comments] 'willow'

did not!

omg  cries.  how embarrasing!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

57 Those stats always make me want to post the embarrassing question "Do you guys have lives?"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:29 PM (Cnqmv)

58 How much does his cell plan run a day? Roaming charges for his twitter account? Give me a fucking break eating on 1.50 per day.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 24, 2013 05:29 PM (HVff2)

59 14 [8415 comments] 'chemjeff'

catorce!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 05:29 PM (vEIeT)

60 Finally, the ONT thread! First... Sarah > Lucy. Second... The new hundred dollar bill looks like something a crazed Zimbabwean dictator dreamed up. The mint needs to make room for more zeroes though.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 24, 2013 05:30 PM (eyJh9)

61 Is that picture of Dependence Hall on the back of the $100?

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:30 PM (R18D0)

62 kicks EC

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:30 PM (nqBYe)

63 omg cries. how embarrasing! And you didn't even have to hide a padded bra or anything! *protects shins*

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:30 PM (doBIb)

64 44 Thorvald,

I had a bit of it memorized as a boy....

Anyway enough about me, let's talk about the CoBs...

ChemJeff ChemJeff!

Maet! and I finally thanked Slub directly for his work here....

once I have a dozen more arrows made I can thank Pixy

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:30 PM (LRFds)

65 danajncon... I still love ya buddy.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 24, 2013 05:30 PM (u25eL)

66

"I guess this is a kind of poverty cosplay for the elite. Next they'll have fake peasant villages set up so they can eat their $1.50 meals authentically."

 

Oh, look at the aristocrats at Versailles pretending to be humble farmers and milkmaids! My, aren't they cute!

Posted by: Robespierre and His Extra-Large Razor at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (R3gO3)

67

I think we should each pick our own category that we think we are best at and have it posted as an awards style post. 

 

I nominate myself for   the   "most obvious jokes", and "best variety of fart comments"  categories.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (pxDth)

68 So, did anyone else know that there's a sequel to 300 coming out? Cause I did not. pleasedontsuck, pleasedontsuck, pleasedontsuck

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (GEICT)

69

>>>$1/day is spartan rice/bean fare, for $1.50 you can start adding some meat.

 

***

 

You must be a freaking aristocrat,  with $1.50 a day? Pshaw! Hell, when I was growing up we had to eat on a $1.50 a year!

Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (BJVEF)

70 59 ChemJeff,

Salud

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

71 Marco Rubio sucks cocks.  There

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (nH8jP)

72 TSRBike,

I have two wives...

well a wife and her rage at my being in the top ten...

which is almost like a spare wife

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 09:21 PM (LRFds)

 

Don't forget Sven, in 5 weeks I'm going to be out of work.  Then I'll give you a run for you're money.

(I do check the HQ at work it's just harder to post.  Easier now that I have no incentive to actually work, but harder than being at home.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (GaqMa)

73 The new hundred dollar bill looks like something a crazed Zimbabwean dictator dreamed up. The mint needs to make room for more zeroes though.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (eyJh9)


Reminds me of British currency ca 1999.  We're following them.  Not a plus.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (AGXDN)

74 Let me say how much I despise Taco Rubio too!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (p8RjH)

75

I think it would be a challenge to eat on $1.50 for just one day because a lot of times the more economical thing to do is to buy things in bulk and then when you divide it out it may come out to $1.50 for the day. But to buy the food that makes up what you would eat for $1.50 individually seems like it would add up to more than that.

 

Did that just make any sense? Because my contract project is sapping all the sense right out of my head.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (RZ8pf)

76 Those stats always make me want to post the embarrassing question "Do you guys have lives?" Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 09:29 PM (Cnqmv) I'm guessing retirees, housewives, self-made businessmen and That One Nice Guy Who Keeps His Yard Immaculate Besides The Odd Hefty Bags Leaking Ketchup make up the top 20.

Posted by: CAC at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (6mpec)

77 id pay 1.50 to fight ben afleck.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (++kZl)

78 You know a dollar fifty a day goes a lot further in Laos the it does in Beverly Hills.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (XwRIg)

79 65 Jewells45,

I love most all y'all Danjacon is aces...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

80 Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (R18D0) Well played!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (Cnqmv)

81 So , Tahrayza doesn't know what chili is ? Glad we dodged that bullet .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 24, 2013 05:31 PM (USjX1)

82 I miss Annette.  Also Richie Havens.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:32 PM (P6QsQ)

83 62 kicks EC Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe) ---------------------- 63 omg cries. how embarrasing! And you didn't even have to hide a padded bra or anything! *protects shins* Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (doBIb) Now. That. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)

84 Is that picture of Dependence Hall on the back of the $100?

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (R18D0)

 

***

 

Well played.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:32 PM (pxDth)

85 Re: Affleck (I always get him mixed up with Ben Stiller). "His family moved to Cambridge, Massachusetts, when he was very young, and his parents divorced in 1984. At age eight, Affleck met 10-year-old Matt Damon, who lived two blocks away. Damon is Affleck's tenth cousin, once removed, through a common New England ancestor. The two attended Cambridge Rindge and Latin School together, although they were in different grades. Affleck attended Occidental College in Los Angeles, as well as the University of Vermont, and majored in Middle Eastern affairs (dropping out after his first semester)." --from Wiki, 'cuz I don't want to put too big an effort into this, uh, creature. Sounds like a life. Not. Like that poor soul, Algore, raised in a hotel suite in Washington, D.C. Sad, really.

Posted by: Thorvald at April 24, 2013 05:32 PM (1V6Pv)

86 Y'all remember now, Vic does the news stuff in the morning before teh cobs wake-up. It's not all fun n games n titty pics for him!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:32 PM (wZbqz)

87 Give me a fucking break eating on 1.50 per day. Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres

I put $1.50 under the plate and then I eat.  Every day.  You could do it too,  if people cared about what you do.

Posted by: Ben Affleck at April 24, 2013 05:32 PM (R18D0)

88 And you didn't even have to hide a padded bra or anything!

*protects shins*

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (doBIb)


Wonderbras are eeeeevillle! Don't ask how I know.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (AGXDN)

89 71 Marco Rubio sucks cocks. There Why must you put things in such plebeian terms. I'm a master of cocksuckerage.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (JQuNB)

90 Ah hell, even my compliments are derivative.  Beat me to it Hrothgar.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (pxDth)

91 The katana-wielding bishop sounds like something out of an anime series.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (Y7eFl)

92 growls at Hrothgar

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (nqBYe)

93 catorce!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 09:29 PM (vEIeT)


Hey I saw that movie last week, hah.

Posted by: KG at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (IPz9m)

94 Back at ya Jewells ISWYDT DANG I think i'm a strong contender for drunkest on the SAT ONT.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (g82pP)

95 I'm guessing retirees, housewives, self-made businessmen and That One Nice Guy Who Keeps His Yard Immaculate Besides The Odd Hefty Bags Leaking Ketchup make up the top 20. Posted by: CAC at April 24, 2013 09:31 PM (6mpec) Less weed, more paying attention to who the commenters are CAC.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)

96 Imma gonna cock punch Affleck.  That's right.  Right in the baby maker

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 05:34 PM (nH8jP)

97 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 09:31 PM (GEICT) Let me guess, the working title is "The 299" and there are plans for many more sequels!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:34 PM (Cnqmv)

98 72 TSRBike,

Yeah I remember now that you posted it.  I hope you land on your feet.  I don't post at work, but i will post on the road when waiting for meetings or paperwork.  Main thing is I may have to work more this month for a few reasons.

1) I like work

2) one of my coworkers decided to have a nervous breakdown

3) wife will be gone all of June and I go back to "LoneRanger Lifestyle parenting"....

The AoSHQ lifestyle not for the faint of heart or fleet of brain.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

99 *protects shins*

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 09:30 PM (doBIb)

too late.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

100 Big Data!

Posted by: Llort Mungam at April 24, 2013 05:35 PM (I88Jc)

101 Intertrade needs to put some odds up on when Rubio switches parties. I am thinking within 2 years of losing the Republican primary in 2016, or the general. Either way hes a loser that will switch parties. If that comment isn't clear enough Marco Rubio is a loser who sucks so much cock every time I see a picture of him he is smiling like a donut.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 24, 2013 05:35 PM (++kZl)

102 alright imma gonna say it.

ace and ya'lls tweets should count!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:35 PM (nqBYe)

103 "Marco Rubio sucks cocks."



Does he have  Twitter account?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 24, 2013 05:35 PM (R18D0)

104 Let me guess, the working title is "The 299" and there are plans for many more sequels! Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 09:34 PM (Cnqmv) It comes out in August and basically picks up where the last one left off. Persian army invading, Sparta and Athens loosely allied to fight them off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

105 Imma gonna cock punch Affleck. That's right. Right in the baby maker Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 09:34 PM


Do that and I'll vote for you three more times.

Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2013 05:35 PM (bAGA/)

106 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 09:33 PM (pxDth) But that said, at least you do read the comments!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (Cnqmv)

107 Romney is a Mormon bishop. I'm sorry he didn't go after Candy Crowley with a Samurai sword during the 2nd debate.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (R3gO3)

108 With guys using that many socks a day, how do you which is the real name to which attribute the post? You can't use hashs, because those chage all the time.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (XwRIg)

109 56 Willow,

nothing to be ashamed about Ma'am.


we'll be superstars in the FEMA camps....

*wink*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

110 you mean Rubio hasn't switched teams yet?  I'll be damned

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (nH8jP)

111 Only 14900 to go! That's doable.

Posted by: Guido at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (NQq8e)

112 Evening all. Took Princess to her first baseball game today. Got beat by a bunch of snowbacks, but we all had fun. If you ask Princess, she'll tell you she went to a playset, but the also had a baseball game. Or golf. Or football. She likes sports, but telling one from another is a bit much for a two year old.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 05:36 PM (jIaZt)

113 The goal of the campaign is to have celebrities - Sophia Bush, Josh Groban, Hunter Biden and Debi Mazaar...

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (eHIJJ)

114 my next whine/strike/ question will be,  Hey does this get me a discount on anything?

cause i put tooons of effort into rambling incoherently here?

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (nqBYe)

115 What happened to Kratos, BTW? Mr. Franklin definitely looks upset, but I put it down to what we have let happen to this great nation.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (wZbqz)

116 Ah hell, even my compliments are derivative. Beat me to it Hrothgar. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Hey,  I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (R18D0)

117 "It comes out in August and basically picks up where the last one left off. Persian army invading, Sparta and Athens loosely allied to fight them off." At least we know how it ends.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (XwRIg)

118 Actually it's about the battle of Salamis, so it's a sea born story.

Posted by: cornelius at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (Jsiw/)

119 92 Grey Fox,

He sounds like a preacher I'd follow...

we need more of 'em

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (LRFds)

120 68 So, did anyone else know that there's a sequel to 300 coming out? Uhhh, yeah. The Persians get stomped at Plataea, ending their hopes of invasion.

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (doBIb)

121 sorry I missed it dananjcon.  I don't get on here as often as I used to.  Most nights.. I am beat by 9:30.  I'm such an old woman

Posted by: jewells45 at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (u25eL)

122 Love that story on Affleck, Kerry and his bitch faced wife toying with their food at Wendy's then washing off the filth of the masses and eating gourmet on their tricked out bus. Pricks.

Posted by: mare at April 24, 2013 05:37 PM (A98Xu)

123 sven, well you'll have to smuggle in down blankets and pillows for me, and i want top bunk, and lace curtains would be rather  homier right?

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

124 Seventh!I wont be in the top 10 in 2013.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (9XBK2)

125 It's easy to live on $1.50/day in SoCal. Try doing it in Minnesota in February.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (T0NGe)

126 113 DC in Towson,

she'll probably maybe remember the trip though....

I barely vaguely remember the '75 Reds

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (LRFds)

127 97 Imma gonna cock punch Affleck. That's right. Right in the baby maker

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 09:34 PM (nH8jP)


The good Sen. Cruz would (will) cock punch our past and present terrorist loving President.  Glad I voted for him in both primaries and general.  And sent $.  Time and money well spent.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (AGXDN)

128 Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 09:37 PM (nqBYe) If you can maintain those stats, you might get an AoS membership upgrade!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (Cnqmv)

129 116 What happened to Kratos, BTW?  

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 09:37 PM (wZbqz)



Structural unemployment due to the lack of God of War games starring him?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (rm+Am)

130 *looks at the commenting stats*

I feel better now.  Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 05:38 PM (U3VA+)

131

"If you ask Princess, she'll tell you she went to a playset, but the also had a baseball game"

 

Did you take her to a Cubs game?

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (R3gO3)

132 after I cock punch Affleck, Imma gonna go visit the little jawbreaker jihadi and do a little interrogating. 

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (nH8jP)

133 If you can maintain those stats, you might get an AoS membership upgrade! Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 09:38 PM (Cnqmv) && what would she use that for?

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (Qxe/p)

134 I had $10 per week grocery money in 1975.  How much would that be in today's dollars?

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (P6QsQ)

135 The mint needs to make room for more zeroes though.

Factoid: In the final stages of the collapse, Wiemar Germany didn't even bother printing new higher denominations, they just rubber stamped new denominations on old existing currency that had already been printed.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (/gHaE)

136

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 09:34 PM (LRFds)

 

I'll either be fine, or I won't.

That's the AoSHQ lifestyle.  Living in the world of uncertainty.

I'll still take it over being a libtard!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (GaqMa)

137 If you can maintain those stats, you might get an AoS membership upgrade!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 09:38 PM (Cnqmv)


You mean i can get even more moronic than i am?




well swell!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:39 PM (nqBYe)

138

Not in the top 10 and on top of AtC.

 

Not bad.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (qlpmX)

139 The goal of the campaign is to have celebrities -
Sophia Bush, Josh Groban, Hunter Biden and Debi Mazaar...


This is happening,  where?  Latvia?  Ecuador?  Surely someone knows these people.  Anyone?

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (R18D0)

140

So, did anyone else know that there's a sequel to 300 coming out?

 

Nope. Xenophon's Anabasis?

 

300 is one of those movies that I am really ambivalent about: It is absolutely awful history - virtually everything is wrong, from costumes to government structures to motivations to narrative - but it annoys all the right people for many of the right reasons.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (Y7eFl)

141 Mr. Franklin definitely looks upset, but I put it down to what we have let happen to this great nation.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 09:37 PM (wZbqz)


A Republic is what you have, madam, if you can keep it.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (AGXDN)

142 Whatever happened to the AoS T-shirt project?

Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (g82pP)

143 Did you take her to a Cubs game?

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (R3gO3)


--------------


Hey now.  Let's not get personal here.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (P6QsQ)

144 Dammit, that shoulda been me with that real fine ranking . . . I wuz robbed. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (8lmkt)

145 >>>pleasedontsuck, pleasedontsuck, pleasedontsuck Hi there! You new around here?

Posted by: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (jIaZt)

146 136 I had $10 per week grocery money in 1975. How much would that be in today's dollars? Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (P6QsQ) *evil voice* One BILLION dollars!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

147 ::::130 116 What happened to Kratos, BTW? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 09:37 PM (wZbqz) Structural unemployment due to the lack of God of War games starring him? Can't be. New one just came out or will come out soon.

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (doBIb)

148 Have you guys missed me?

I swear I have missed all your vulgarity, insolence, and general bad dispositions!   It is what you do best!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at April 24, 2013 05:40 PM (p8RjH)

149 && what would she use that for? Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM


Stutter?

Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (bAGA/)

150 Posted by: jwb7605 (Let it Burn) at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (Qxe/p) I find membership certificates are very useful in covering up bullet holes in the walls.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (Cnqmv)

151

>>Could someone be brave and venture upon his lawn and inform him.

 

He'll be up at 3am for the Early Bird Breakfast Special.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (qlpmX)

152 Damn, I'm not even on the standings. I think I average three comments a week.

Posted by: Jerry at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (4SKYj)

153 I have to admit, Ted Cruz is a manly man.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (JQuNB)

154 Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 09:36 PM (jIaZt) Ahhhh..... that is too sweet for words!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (wZbqz)

155 Anna just wait until 2013 results are in!

heck i'll share my wine and cheese.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (nqBYe)

156 @135.. lmao.  Good one.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (u25eL)

157 Grateful for the early ONT. Today was an exceptionally shitty day.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (TCy/B)

158 Posted by: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day at April 24, 2013 09:40 PM (jIaZt) Ugh. Don't get me started.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (GEICT)

159 If Ben Aflack wants to practice poverty, he should live in Haiti.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (U3VA+)

160 Maybe three.

Posted by: Jerry at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (4SKYj)

161 Are the Cubs eliminated from playoff contention yet, the new format should give them an extra week or two.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (XwRIg)

162 If you can maintain those stats, you might get an AoS membership upgrade!
Posted by: Hrothgar


I'm still waiting for a hat tip from five years ago.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (R18D0)

163 the battle of Salamis...

Posted by: cornelius at April 24, 2013 09:37 PM (Jsiw/)

 

*****

 

In related news: Anthony Wiener acknowledges there may be more pictures of "Little Wiener" out there in the webz. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:41 PM (pxDth)

164 I barely vaguely remember the '75 Reds Oh, I remember them. The bastards.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Red Sox Fan at April 24, 2013 05:42 PM (7yJ/P)

165 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

Posted by: Matthew, 6:5 at April 24, 2013 05:42 PM (TvO05)

166 BCoch that was actually an elaborate dig at Sven.

Posted by: CAC at April 24, 2013 05:42 PM (6mpec)

167 Hey Jerry! Long time, no see! How are you?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:42 PM (wZbqz)

168 no body, but no body, is "on top" of Alex the Chick, garrett.  You don't pull on Superman's cape son.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 05:42 PM (nH8jP)

169 You mean i can get even more moronic than i am? well swell! Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (nqBYe) At AoS, there is no limit to the depths to which we can aspire!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (Cnqmv)

170 Are the Cubs eliminated from playoff contention yet

----------


Hey they won a game yesterday so they are way up in like 17th place!!

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (P6QsQ)

171 >>>Did you take her to a Cubs game? No, it was professional baseball.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (jIaZt)

172 I swear I have missed all your vulgarity, insolence, and general bad dispositions! It is what you do best! So much projection so little time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Red Sox Fan at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (7yJ/P)

173 What's wrong, mpfs??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (wZbqz)

174 159 Grateful for the early ONT. Today was an exceptionally shitty day.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 09:41 PM (TCy/B)


Reasons Why I Drink.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (AGXDN)

175 but it annoys all the right people for many of the right reasons. Posted by: Grey Fox

Germans thought it was paid for by the US government to promote the fight against terrorists.  I need to buy a copy just for that.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 05:43 PM (R18D0)

176 Did you take her to a Cubs game?

No, it was professional baseball.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 09:43 PM (jIaZt)


------------


That does it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (P6QsQ)

177 I'm still waiting for a hat tip from five years ago. Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2013 09:41 PM (R18D0) I am sure your shirt is in the mail--anyday now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (Cnqmv)

178 131 Ms Puma,

yeah and I feel worse ma'am...

i thought I had less than 275 posts

*sad Raccoon*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (LRFds)

179 What's up mpfs?  You okay?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (u25eL)

180 Grateful for the early ONT. Today was an exceptionally shitty day.


Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 09:41 PM (TCy/B)

We're here for you, babygirl.  First a big hug {{{{{mpfs}}}}} then a sincere "what's wrong, darlin'?" 

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

181 No, it was professional baseball.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 09:43 PM (jIaZt)

Low-hanging fruit is sometimes delectable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (/WLC3)

182 As part of his health kick, Gore arranged to have bottled water delivery and a refrigerated dispenser at the Vice Presidential residence. As part of routine security precautions, the Secret Service would test the water at the vice president's residence. "They've got this phenomenal water purification system in both the White House and the vice president's residence," says a former agent. "We would test the water once a month, samples from all the sinks and taps." But the bottled water was not being tested. So the Secret Service sent samples of the water to the Environmental Protection Agency for testing. Two days later, EPA called; a shocked technician said the water at the vice president's residence was laced with bacteria. "He said the EPA had to expand its graph to be able to count the number of bacteria," an agent recalls. "The water could cause headaches, diarrhea, and stomachaches." As a result of the test findings, the EPA confiscated huge batches of water from the bottled water company.

Posted by: Al Gore's "icebox" at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (e8kgV)

183 Woo

Posted by: alex at April 24, 2013 05:44 PM (Z0Rur)

184

someone tried to take a picture of my Johnson once.  Had to use a panorama lens.  Still didn't work.

 

 

Had to go IMAX

Posted by: Ted Cruz at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (nH8jP)

185

>>>You don't pull on Superman's cape son.

 

It's fun to tug on AtC's pigtails from time to time. 

 

 Worse case scenario I have to deal with a rabid Emu...which I believe is some kind of African Weasel.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (qlpmX)

186 In related news: Anthony Wiener acknowledges there may be more pictures of "Little Wiener" out there in the webz.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 09:41 PM (pxDth)


If ya don't know how many dick pics you've sent, perhaps you should go underground.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (AGXDN)

187 I've seen Monopoly money that looks better than that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (Kpn/z)

188

I think we should all get participation trophies, just to boost our self esteem. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (pxDth)

189 40 Eating for $1.50/day is perfectly attainable. I think I did a post quite a while ago about how to survive on a $1/day food budget. $1/day is spartan rice/bean fare, for $1.50 you can start adding some meat. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 09:26 PM (/gHaE) Banquet frozen dinner and 3 packs of instant oatmeal. You have eaten.

Posted by: Chubby McLesbian at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (Zd/NW)

190 On your knees Rubio, come here handle ears

Posted by: Rand Paul at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (HVff2)

191 Isnt Herbet Hymenholder the guy who sucks alot of cock? Or is that his mom I get them confused. Either or they both suck, at life or for a living is anyones guess.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (++kZl)

192 Reasons Why I Drink.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 09:43 PM (AGXDN)


If you need a reason, you're doin' it wrong.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (8lmkt)

193 168 CAc,

and I am humbled, honored, and bewildered...

but mostly guilty

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

194 >>That does it. He did it! *points at EC* *hides behind couch*

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 05:45 PM (jIaZt)

195 Reasons Why I Drink.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 09:43 PM (AGXDN)

Fag.

Professionals don't need a reason to drink.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:46 PM (/WLC3)

196 What I think is funny is that AtC is in the top 20 for 2012, but rarely do you see her in the Top 10 for the week. Slow and steady wins the race I guess. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 09:20 PM (GEICT)


Mad skillz, baby.   Mad.  Skillz. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 24, 2013 05:46 PM (Gk3SS)

197 I told you guys I have no life.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 05:46 PM (piMMO)

198 kbdabear, only 5th place?  Good grief.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 24, 2013 05:46 PM (Iyg03)

199 omgoodness, i thought i cooked and cleaned for 12 and ran half a dozen people around , took care of 4 under 4 children , took bids on phone for business, and i'm still Mrs chatty

slits wrists.

i really am as tired as i thought.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:46 PM (nqBYe)

200 MPFS I hope your evening is better than the day...

if you need to decompress over it you have friends here.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)

201 Hope little Ben stops by and gets some dining ideas, creative recipes for sure

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (HVff2)

202 *slides to Willow a plate of brownies and a big cold glass of milk*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (U3VA+)

203 hugs mpfs, sorry it was a bad day.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (RZ8pf)

204 199 NDH,

Thank you...no really thank you....

had i popped one in 3 days I was considering taking a sledgehammer to my electronics

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

205 Hang in there willow

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (HVff2)

206 Mad skillz, baby. Mad. Skillz The daily mid-afternoon sugar rushes probably don't hurt. Snickerdoodle?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Red Sox Fan at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (7yJ/P)

207 Shouldn't the sequel to 300 be called 301?
Maybe they'll do a prequel called 299.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (Vdfe0)

208 China vs. Philippines http://preview.tinyurl.com/awpdo8v (Regarding the incident of April 8th at Tubbataha Reef, the pangolin is on the right. http://preview.tinyurl.com/amzhs3d)

Posted by: Thorvald at April 24, 2013 05:47 PM (1V6Pv)

209 Oh, I remember them.

The bastards.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Red Sox Fan at April 24, 2013 09:42 PM (7yJ/P)

So do I.

It was an ugly time for the American League.

Although....I seem to recall a nice bounceback in 1977-1978.

Do you?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:48 PM (/WLC3)

210 Grateful for the early ONT. Today was an exceptionally shitty day.


Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 09:41 PM (TCy/B)

Reasons Why I Drink.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 09:43 PM (AGXDN)


*group hug* i know times stink, 


maybe we'll get to the other side  soon


or not


hugs anyway.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:48 PM (nqBYe)

211 166 Sean Bannion,

See Bannion...we are destined to be star crossed...

itches that won't scratch....

Sven<---Johnny Bench man

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:48 PM (LRFds)

212 He did it! *points at EC*

*hides behind couch*




*runs*

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:48 PM (doBIb)

213 Bought one of those new Cree LED bulbs the other day. $13 for a single 60w equivalent. Crap light. Way too white. And has a piercing quality, not diffuse. Was curious to see how similar they are to incandescents. Answer -- they still suck.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 24, 2013 05:48 PM (ZPrif)

214 Willow - you have 4 children under 4?  And you're still coherent?

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:49 PM (P6QsQ)

215 Hi Tammy, I've been lurking, had a lot of court dates recently, not as defendant. So by the time ONT starts, I've been toast.

Posted by: Jerry at April 24, 2013 05:49 PM (4SKYj)

216 I'm going to have to look up that style, Kishindo. I don't know that one. Have a great evening all. Don't know if I made my average of about 5 a day today. Oh well. It is what it is. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2013 05:49 PM (M7Cfv)

217 >>>Low-hanging fruit is sometimes delectable. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 09:44 Making amends for last night. I had "lilac bush" right there, and I went to bed instead.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 05:49 PM (jIaZt)

218 Grateful for the early ONT. Today was an exceptionally shitty day.

I hope no one died.

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:49 PM (doBIb)

219 *slides to Willow a plate of brownies and a big cold glass of milk*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:47 PM (U3VA+)


You're a lifesaver, and smarter than heck


just saying/



alex spiked tea.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:50 PM (nqBYe)

220 If you need a reason, you're doin' it wrong. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 09:45 PM (8lmkt)


Good point.  Still sucks that life gives us reason to.  Frak em.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:50 PM (AGXDN)

221 The daily mid-afternoon sugar rushes probably don't hurt.

Snickerdoodle? Posted by: Sean Bannion, Red Sox Fan at April 24, 2013 09:47 PM (7yJ/P)



Thanks!   *noms*


I really need to thank McDonalds for making those Egg McMuffins. 


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 24, 2013 05:50 PM (Gk3SS)

222 Although....I seem to recall a nice bounceback in 1977-1978. Do you? ::: sigh :::: No. But the Jets still suck. So I got that goin' for me...which is nice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 05:50 PM (7yJ/P)

223 I'd expect a black belt to be a bit less....doughy.

Posted by: zsasz at April 24, 2013 05:51 PM (MMC8r)

224 Willow - you have 4 children under 4? And you're still coherent?

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 09:49 PM (P6QsQ)i have 5


these however are my grandchildren i run hither and yawn for while cooking for mulititudes.


they are the hardest althought the sweetest and they Like my pie!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:51 PM (nqBYe)

225 For the Morons.  Girls and guns.
http://youtu.be/hTAZ_FhA-vw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 05:51 PM (U3VA+)

226 Sven<---Johnny Bench man Pudge Fisk, Game 6. Epic.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 05:51 PM (7yJ/P)

227 Fag.

Professionals don't need a reason to drink.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 09:46 PM (/WLC3)


H8ah! Also, hugs to willow.  Hugs are fun.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:52 PM (AGXDN)

228 Making amends for last night. I had "lilac bush" right there, and I went to bed instead.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 09:49 PM (jIaZt)

Ah....that began with an innocent comment from chemjeff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:52 PM (/WLC3)

229 224 Sean Bannion,

Yes Gangrene is something all non jets fans can rally round...

the perfect storm was when Bill "dickhead" Parcells ran the Jest

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:52 PM (LRFds)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 05:52 PM (7yJ/P)

231 Blueberry pie? I love blueberry pie

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 05:52 PM (HVff2)

232 Jerry, glad to see you around and even gladder that you aren't the defendant!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:52 PM (wZbqz)

233

Hey since this is an open thread,

I'm planting some rosebushes the wife and I bought on a lark tomorrow.  Bare root bushes we bought at Menards, anyone got any tips?

One is a Gypsy Rose the other is a Linda Hayes.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 05:53 PM (GaqMa)

234 229 Sean Bannion,

Yeah I had to go see a girl....

I mean she was my sister and all but I am pretty sure i saw her.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

235 Night all see ya on the morning shift.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2013 05:53 PM (g82pP)

236
Thanks! *noms*


I really need to thank McDonalds for making those Egg McMuffins.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 24, 2013 09:50 PM (Gk3SS)

 

I could teach you to make those at home and save yourself some money

EggMacs were by far the easiest thing we made at McD's.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (GaqMa)

237 Thank you, willow.   *dunks snickerdoodle in tea*


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (Gk3SS)

238 Oh boy, I cracked the top 20 sock puppeteers. Why don't I just walk around with a sign that says "Why no, I have no life, why do you ask?" around my neck.

Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (CWlPF)

239 Menards? Rose bushes, good luck with those tsrblk

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (HVff2)

240 But the Jets still suck. So I got that goin' for me...which is nice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 09:50 PM (7yJ/P)

Who?

Oh...the NY Jets? The football team?

Hate to break it to you, but most people around here who have more than two functioning synapses don't give a rat's ass about the Jets, other than as comedic relief during the Giants' bye-week.

Go Bill Buckner!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (/WLC3)

241 239 dananjcon,

night-o Dan....

not that it means a bunch...I have always enjoyed your insights...this is a team effort at our little happy madhouse

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (LRFds)

242 Willow - I watch my two grandkids 3-4 days a week.  Another one is arriving in late June.  I'm gonna need more vitamins, and way way more end-of-the-day alcohol.  There's a reason why young women have babies and old women don't.

I'll be badgering you later this summer for tips on how to stay sane. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (P6QsQ)

243 I have to admit, I thought that lilac bush was rather fetching and am contemplating surprising Thor. I don't think he'd be amused, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:54 PM (wZbqz)

244 http://market-ticker.org/

Denninger is good.  Has been for years, more so recently.  Give him clicks guys, seriously.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 05:55 PM (AGXDN)

245 Thanks my faithful moron horde.
Its so complicated and fucked up I was in tears on the way to work this morning.

As the saying goes....you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.


Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 05:55 PM (TCy/B)

246 Tammy, I missed Bean A few weeks back, but he checked in to let us know he's alive, and they changed his work schedule.

Posted by: Jerry at April 24, 2013 05:55 PM (4SKYj)

247 "Why no, I have no life, why do you ask?"

Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2013 09:54 PM (CWlPF)

That's why you fit in so well around here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:55 PM (/WLC3)

248 For the Morons. Girls and guns.

dang, Anna!  I didn't think it was possible for someone that small to fire one of those puppies without destroying their shoulder.  I stand corrected! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

249 Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 09:53 PM (GaqMa) Make sure the hole is big enough.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:56 PM (wZbqz)

250 Menards? Rose bushes, good luck with those tsrblk

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 09:54 PM (HVff2)

 

It's an experiment.  After Mail in rebate they cost $2 a piece ($4 before the rebate.)

Since we have to relandscape anyway (and everything else is just annuals, some herbs, and some seeds my wife bought) even if they die, we're out nothing but the time really.

 

If it works, we might replace our barberry bushes (that were almost a story tall when we bought the house) with roses.  Still not sure yet.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 05:56 PM (GaqMa)

251 Best wishes mpfs, hang in there

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 05:56 PM (HVff2)

252 242 Joncelli,

I have nothing but the utmost respect for you Sockateers...

no joke....

if this place is famous for anything so far as we the commentariat goes it is well BACON! but after that it is socking....

I have done "okay" but I am in no way the artist the sockateers are....

when i congratulate the "winners" I am not levying snark at you guys.....

Serious you guys

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds)

253 Jerry, I missed him, too. Sadface. And you know Robert took and switched to a day job, as well!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:57 PM (wZbqz)

254 NDH, Thank you...no really thank you.... had i popped one in 3 days I was considering taking a sledgehammer to my electronics **** Happy to oblige!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 05:57 PM (piMMO)

255 249 MPFS,

no no you can't...my visit home was not all I wanted.

I'm sorry...hope it improves for you ma'am

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:57 PM (LRFds)

256 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 09:54 PM (wZbqz)

Light to dark or dark to light?

The bleaching might not be worth it.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 05:57 PM (/WLC3)

257 I could teach you to make those at home and save yourself some money EggMacs were by far the easiest thing we made at McD's.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 09:54 PM (GaqMa)


Mmmm.  Also, it's a movie reference. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 24, 2013 05:57 PM (Gk3SS)

258 I'm planting some rosebushes the wife and I bought on a lark tomorrow. Bare root bushes we bought at Menards, anyone got any tips?

------------

Dig the hole nice and wide, backfill it with loose fluffy soil.  Bury the rose bushes up to where the knot joint forms. Water them in, frequently for the next week or so, then down to 2 or 3 times a week depending on your rainfall.

And keep your receipt for replacing them.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (P6QsQ)

259 Hey! Someone came on my lawn and yelled at me while I was in the chair drinking bourbon


I get a whole year free AOS membership.  As long as I do the news in the morning............   which I didn't do this morning.



Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (53z96)

260 Denninger is a fucking fool.  He had all his minions buying FAZ (triple short banks) at 300 in 2009.  FAZ is about 2 today adjusted for reverse splits. 

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (p8RjH)

261 I'd like to surf right down Annette Funicello's butt crack. Why? *burp* Why Not?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (niZvt)

262 Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 09:56 PM (GaqMa) Are you new to roses?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (wZbqz)

263 current 60w incandescents will be banned in Jan 2014 cause global warming.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (ZPrif)

264 mama,, it will be easier in the summer, i let them dig their own beds, plant seeds they found from anywhere,  they tend to it.

really that takes care of at least 2 hours of the day. the rest they help me pick herbs for the lunch or dinner,  watch me make a mess cooking.

They love to make play dough.

they love making noodle pictures with paste. once a week i try to hit the park.

and i have a gazillion coloring books and videos when I'm tired.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (nqBYe)

265 Also spread those roots out in a fanning circle when you plant them, so they splay out.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (P6QsQ)

266 but most people around here who have more than two functioning synapses don't give a rat's ass about the Jets, other than as comedic relief during the Giants' bye-week. Ok, that's 4 New Yorkers. What about the other 7,999,996? "More than two functioning synapses" is a pretty high bar for NYC.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 05:58 PM (7yJ/P)

267 263 Vic,

Even the creator took a day off every now and then...

hope you and Mrs Vic are well

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 05:59 PM (LRFds)

268 mama, and setting up computer in kitchen area helps


or not!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

269 Are you in WI trsblke? I'm just up the road from menards hq. I've never bought plants from there. Sounds like a good deal just follow the directions. Bare root stuff can be tricky.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 05:59 PM (HVff2)

270 For the Morons. Girls and guns.



She's shooting at targets that appear to be...what...50 yards away?  That's a waste of time for that rifle.  Now, if she was hitting targets 1000 yards away, I'd be shitting my pants if I was wearing any.

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 05:59 PM (doBIb)

271 Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2013 09:58 PM (53z96)

That's why you got yelled at.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:00 PM (/WLC3)

272 Willow - what drains me is the constant noise and talking and questions and talking and questions

I am naturally a quiet person and the noise wears on me. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 06:00 PM (P6QsQ)

273

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 09:55 PM (TCy/B)

 

 

mpfs,

I sympathize, I tell my wife the same thing every time we have to cut ties with the "do something" part of her family that constantly interferes in the care for her mom (and not for the better)

Then when we point out they're making it worse they tell us how awful it is they've had to put up with by themselves for 20 years and we should be ashamed (dude my wife was *8* 20 years ago. Fuck of and act like the adult you are.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:00 PM (GaqMa)

274 Jeez, do we have to go thought the hierarchy again? Hardwood floors > lilac landing strip > ginger landing strip > all other landings strips > lilac bush > ginger bush > all other bushes So it is written, so shall it be, now and forevermore. (I will entertain arguments for placing lilac above ginger, but for now, novelty factor gets lilac the top spot)

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:01 PM (jIaZt)

275 Light to dark or dark to light? The bleaching might not be worth it..... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 09:57 PM (/WLC3) Good question and I'm not sure who to answer that.... strawberry blonde to lilac, maybe I won't need bleach??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:01 PM (wZbqz)

276 "More than two functioning synapses" is a pretty high bar for NYC.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 09:58 PM (7yJ/P)

This from a guy whose sidekick wears a skirt and a poofy hat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:01 PM (/WLC3)

277 Dig the hole nice and wide, backfill it with loose fluffy soil. Bury the rose bushes up to where the knot joint forms. Water them in, frequently for the next week or so, then down to 2 or 3 times a week depending on your rainfall.

And keep your receipt for replacing them.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 09:58 PM (P6QsQ)


what i do is throw in a handful of manure  in the soft soil, and a cap of b-1

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:01 PM (nqBYe)

278 Are you new to roses?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 09:58 PM (wZbqz)

 

 

Ms. al-Thor,

I'm new to home ownership, I believe by default this makes me new to roses.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:01 PM (GaqMa)

279 >I'm planting some rosebushes the wife and I bought on a lark tomorrow. how do you plant bushes you haven't bought yet?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2013 06:02 PM (8sCoq)

280

Last night's ONT, which I read this morning, there was a discussion about Scottish ancestors. If you have the time and interest, do the research. You might find neat stuff like this.

 

My father's research found that we came from the Scottish Clan Maxwell from the SW Lowlands near Dumfries on the border with England. They owned Caelaverlock Castle for many years and fought the English King Edward I. They were also Border Reivers (raiders and thieves, Land Pirates).

 

Later in our Civil War two Maxwell brothers were Union Artillerymen. One brother was thrown in the stockade for punching out an officer. His brother broke him out and he was declared a deserter. He changed his name and joined another Union Artillery unit. Years later his widow applied for veterans benefits but was denied because of the desertion charge. It took an act of congress to get her the benefits.

 

For some reason finding out my ancestors included reivers, hard core fighters, and a healthy disrespect for authority is more heartwarming that if they were rich snooty bluebloods.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 06:02 PM (PBm/l)

281    She's shooting at targets that appear to be...what...50 yards away? That's a waste of time for that rifle. Now, if she was hitting targets 1000 yards away, I'd be shitting my pants if I was wearing any. 

Posted by: EC at April 24, 2013 09:59 PM (doBIb)



I suspect that's because the cameraman wanted to focus on other ... aspects.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 06:02 PM (rm+Am)

282 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:01 PM (wZbqz)

You'll be fine.

Buy one of the novelty dyes that are semi-water soluble and will wash out in a few days.

And of course take pictures....lots and lots of pictures.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:02 PM (/WLC3)

283 It was an ugly time for the American League.

We plan to continue that great tradition.

Posted by: The AL-new Disastros at April 24, 2013 06:02 PM (TOV9V)

284 Note the date on the onion story:

1997...

before they and the rest of the left went crazy....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2013 06:03 PM (zPVBH)

285 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2013 06:03 PM (JMmQ9)

286 how do you plant bushes you haven't bought yet?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2013 10:02 PM (8sCoq)

 

The planting is tomorrow.

The bushes are bought in the garage right now.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:04 PM (GaqMa)

287 Ben can eat me and have change left over!

Posted by: Helen Thomas' wheel-barrow toted labia at April 24, 2013 06:04 PM (xA8Em)

288 Seem to have hit a hotspot with Herr Hymenpooper.  Still not sure if it's a troll or a moby.  When one's over the target...

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:04 PM (AGXDN)

289 tsrblke,
I understand completely. You try and try, forgive over and over and what do you get for it? Nothing but heartache.

Anyone else have a sociopath for a sibling that torments and tortures you mentally just for their own selfish ends and can't tell the truth from lies?

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 06:05 PM (TCy/B)

290 HOW, I meant HOW to answer that! Thor is repulsed by hardwood floors. That would be my preference, but can't be upsetting my man.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:05 PM (wZbqz)

291 tsrblke -   Also, most roses like sun for at least 6 hours per day, so choose your site accordingly.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 06:05 PM (P6QsQ)

292 mama, i know, it also wears me out.

But i know i'm  only going to get this time once. and then i hope to go back to work

g-d willing.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:05 PM (nqBYe)

293 Bullshit in tise time of tribulation I see no Racist statistics WTJ even Bob Bechel of Fox is going Racist , as a matter of fact Racist will be fashionable this year and trendy...

Posted by: clemenza at April 24, 2013 06:05 PM (p1ynR)

294 6 was anyone else besides me surprised that sven wasn't higher on that list? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle Me too. And I have been meaning to give you a heads up on some other authors you might like: Steve Berry, Jim Rollins & Kevin Hearne.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 06:06 PM (XZF+X)

295 Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 10:05 PM (TCy/B)

Why yes, but she isn't smart enough to do a very good job, and I have simply refused to play the game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:06 PM (/WLC3)

296 Ok, I'm back. Not that anyone noticed. I miss anything important in the last 25 minutes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

297 @ mpfs yeah, I got a brother like that and I don't deal with him, ever. My kids stay in touch with him on Facebook, I just don't give a rats ass anymore

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:06 PM (HVff2)

298

Posted by: Thorvald at April 24, 2013 09:47 PM (1V6Pv

 

 

I read the headlines at pressdisplay.com

That story made me sick to my stomach. I saw shark fins drying in South Leyte one time. I think the DNR put a stop to that.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 24, 2013 06:07 PM (xA8Em)

299 This from a guy whose sidekick wears a skirt and a poofy hat! Aye, laddie. Don't fuck with the Highlanders. Or the last thing ye see on this earth will be the truth about what's under the kilt.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 06:07 PM (7yJ/P)

300 For some reason finding out my ancestors included reivers, hard core fighters, and a healthy disrespect for authority is more heartwarming that if they were rich snooty bluebloods.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 10:02 PM (PBm/l)


My Scotsman ancestors (on both sides) fought at King's Mountain and Cowpens.  Am thinking I come by my difficulty honestly.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:07 PM (AGXDN)

301 And keep your receipt for replacing them.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 09:58 PM (P6QsQ)

 

 

Thanks Mama winger,

Not gonna lie, even if they die I'm not sure for $2/piece we'll be replacing them. The menards is about 30 minutes away meaning I'd burn that in gas (we didn't go there just for the roses, they had some tile we needed for backspash, indoor plant pots, grand opening sale. It was a thing.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:07 PM (GaqMa)

302 142 Who cares about the history when it had the likes of Gerard Butler and Michael Fassbender practically naked.

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2013 06:07 PM (iBfXc)

303 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:05 PM (wZbqz)

Good man.

The prepubescent look just doesn't cut it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:07 PM (/WLC3)

304 Anyone else have a sociopath for a sibling that torments and tortures you mentally just for their own selfish ends and can't tell the truth from lies? :::: Raises hand ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 06:08 PM (7yJ/P)

305

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 10:02 PM (PBm/l)



Yeah, I gotta research that sometime. My last name is Duncan, the extent of my research is that it was the name of the king MacBeth murdered.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 24, 2013 06:08 PM (hpYnL)

306 307 Sean bannion,

yeah we've all been there....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)

307 But i know i'm only going to get this time once

-------------

Me too.  I've made it my mission to do the best possible job with these precious little people, and set aside my petty aggravations.  I admire you. You sound like a marvelous grandma.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 06:08 PM (P6QsQ)

308 Why yes, but she isn't smart enough to do a very good job, and I have simply refused to play the game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 10:06 PM (/WLC3)

 

Does my wife's sibling count?

And there's no truth only lies (that's where we stand.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:08 PM (GaqMa)

309 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 10:07 PM (7yJ/P)

I assume you keep your tampons in your sporan.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:08 PM (/WLC3)

310 >>>I miss anything important in the last 25 minutes? Yeah, Miss T might go lilac.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (jIaZt)

311 This from a guy whose sidekick wears a skirt and a poofy hat! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 10:01 PM (/WLC3) Always an asshole from Jersey. There's always one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

312

ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 10:02 PM (PBm/l):

 

 Read "Albion's Seed" by David Hackett Fischer. He has a very interesting chapter on the Scots-Irish and their history in the English/Scottish borderlands and in colonial America. The other British folkways Fischer examined are the Puritans of New England, the aristocrats of Virginia, and the Quakers of PA and Delaware. It helped me understand the origins of our regional differences, which, needless to say, are still strong.

 

 The Scots-Irish were badasses.

 

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (R3gO3)

313

Once more @mama Winger

 

Yeah, it's close to 6 hours where we've put them.  Our house faces west and we just had a tree removed (Which opened up a ton of sun.)  We're still getting a handle on the exact position of the sun, but this area appears to get reasonable sun starting at 11-12 and then head on direct sun from about 2-7.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (GaqMa)

314 Congress to be Exempt from Obamacare || http://bit.ly/XY13jK

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)

315 Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 10:05 PM (TCy/B)

My leftie lawyer brother, who came by his success on his own hard work, is insufferable at family gatherings.  No one can figger it out.  We keep our traps shut just to avoid the trouble.  I opened my yap at a brother/brother/father trip to Alaska, when I had enough.  It's tough.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (AGXDN)

316 Yeah, Miss T might go lilac. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 10:10 PM (jIaZt) Hawt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

317 Jeff Flake explains his gun vote https://t.co/EcAnpnrjM3

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:10 PM (piMMO)

318 That guy Hendrix is a badass. I really like how he lights his  guitar on fire.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 24, 2013 06:11 PM (5wHPS)

319 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 10:07 PM (7yJ/P)

I assume you keep your tampons in your sporan.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 10:08 PM (/WLC3)


That is a low blow, buddy.  Even for you. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

320 "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I. oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."-- Grandpa Simpson

Thanks for the mention. I key-animated that scene.

Posted by: Corona at April 24, 2013 06:11 PM (fh2Y7)

321 Always an asshole from Jersey. There's always one. Usually more than one. They're found in packs. Like fungus.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 06:11 PM (7yJ/P)

322 Always an asshole from Jersey. There's always one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)

We work in shifts to keep the shantymen on their toes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:11 PM (/WLC3)

323 The Scots-Irish were ARE badasses. Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 10:10 PM (R3gO3) There ya go lass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:11 PM (GEICT)

324 Like fungus.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 24, 2013 10:11 PM (7yJ/P)

Stupid...childish...and I laughed out loud!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:12 PM (/WLC3)

325 We work in shifts Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 10:11 PM (/WLC3) Fuckin unions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

326 Anyone else have a sociopath for a sibling that torments and tortures you mentally just for their own selfish ends and can't tell the truth from lies?

----------

Not a sibling, but a father.  I had to cut all contact with him, because he  literally made me ill.  It was either him or me, and I chose "not him".  I have severed all ties and so have my children.  He is  toxic and destructive.  He does not have it in him to change, and I cannot be near him and keep  myself safe, so .....

Sometimes things that are not preferable are necessary.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 06:13 PM (P6QsQ)

327 I have a cousin who's a total sociopath, criminal, and pathological liar.  Dude fucks over everyone, even those trying to help him, and he lies even when a lie isn't necessary.

If I ever see him again, I'd probably bury a claw hammer in his forehead.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 06:13 PM (/gHaE)

328

308 mugiwara

 

My father did his research in the 80s, way pre-internet. Spent a lot of time searching birth records in dusty old courthouses. He also went to Dumfries, Scotland and found more neat stuff.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 06:13 PM (PBm/l)

329 BC, Geraldo tweeted again this afternoon. Any clue WTH he means with this? Geraldo Rivera ‏@GeraldoRivera 13h Go to N.H. Buy all the fireworks you need to harvest black powder for bombs. Live Free or Die literally

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:13 PM (piMMO)

330 The Scots-Irish were ARE badasses.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 10:10 PM (R3gO3)



yup . . . fuck with us at your peril. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

331 >>Usually more than one. They're found in packs. Like fungus. And cock-a-roaches. Oh, and everyone should feel sad for me, I will spend Saturday night in *shudder* Jersey.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:14 PM (jIaZt)

332 That is a low blow, buddy. Even for you.

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 10:11 PM (8lmkt)

All in fun young lady....all in fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:14 PM (/WLC3)

333 this area appears to get reasonable sun starting at 11-12 and then head on direct sun from about 2-7.

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Oh they should be happy there!

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 06:14 PM (P6QsQ)

334 330 I have a cousin who's a total sociopath, criminal, and pathological liar. Dude fucks over everyone, even those trying to help him, and he lies even when a lie isn't necessary. If I ever see him again, I'd probably bury a claw hammer in his forehead. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 10:13 PM (/gHaE) I've mentioned it before. I have a cousin who was in jail for selling meth. He used the fact that his daughter was dying of cancer to get an early release. Never went to see her before she died. He's got like 6 kids now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

335 The Scots-Irish were badasses.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 10:10 PM (R3gO3)


Glad to have both, on both sides.  My lefty brother is the black sheep.  Weird.  His success is due to hard work, yet he doesn't get it.  Albion's Seed is good reading, it fits with my mom's genealogical work from 1/4 century ago. 

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:14 PM (AGXDN)

336 Quit bitchin bout the hundert dolla bill least it doesn't has the Lyin kINGS photo on it.
Gonna put him on a penny cause the shit he's made of is worth more than he is.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 24, 2013 06:15 PM (bpsQc)

337 CBD,
Oh my brother is a true master of destruction, always has been, always will be.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 06:15 PM (TCy/B)

338 Thanks bebe I added the first 2 to my amazon list to look at in more depth later. I love political thrillers.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 06:15 PM (RZ8pf)

339 NDH, There was some rumor around earlier that the terrorists got the explosives for their bombs from fireworks. Beyond that, who fucking knows.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

340 Allmost a perfect yellow color match with car and Annette. Was this shot taken in original black and white?  jk/

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (7yx0r)

341

333The Scots-Irish were ARE badasses.

 

 

Get in my belly!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (xA8Em)

342 Ms. al-Thor,I'm new to home ownership, I believe by default this makes me new to roses. And you have started with Hybrid Teas, which are pissy. You got 'em at Menards; are you in the Upper Midwest? Congrats on the new home and if these roses don't do well, don't be discouraged. We'll find you some that will work; every home needs at least one or two roses.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (wZbqz)

343 291 Ben can eat me and have change left over! Posted by: Helen Thomas' wheel-barrow toted labia at April 24, 2013 10:04 PM (xA8Em) As long as it looks like a bowl of chili with onions and cheddar. Blue waffle with smegma syrup for dessert. Yum.

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (Wl/Ht)

344 Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 09:55 PM (TCy/B)


Here is something to cheer you up


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/338342.php#338342

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (53z96)

345

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:11 PM (GEICT)

 

The ones in America - yes. Sadly, Scotland seems to have gone down the socialist/dependence path to an even greater extent than England. When I was in the UK in the '80's every Scot I met passionately hated Maggie Thatcher.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (R3gO3)

346 Fuckin unions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)

Good to see you are keeping up. Those speed-reading lessons are working.

Good night gentlemen and ladies!

It was a pleasure, but a 5:30 wake-up call awaits.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (/WLC3)

347 meth. He used the fact that his daughter was dying of cancer to get an early release. Never went to see her before she died.

He's got like 6 kids now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:14 PM (GEICT)


meth is a killer of realtionships  and everyone around the user.

the user doesn't understand that.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (nqBYe)

348

315 Donna V

 

Thanks for the book info. And you're right. The Scots-Irish were and still are badasses.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 06:16 PM (PBm/l)

349 Any Mobile natives running around here? Explosion aboard ship at Mobile Shipyards. http://bit.ly/11lQExd

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:17 PM (piMMO)

350 Hmm, I wonder if I made the top 100 in anything.  Clearly, I need to step up my game.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 24, 2013 06:17 PM (+z4pE)

351 Good night gentlemen and ladies! It was a pleasure, but a 5:30 wake-up call awaits. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 10:16 PM (/WLC3) Pussy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

352

Any Mobile natives running around here?

Explosion aboard ship at Mobile Shipyards.

http://bit.ly/11lQExd[/i]

 

*raises hand*

 

Shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 24, 2013 06:18 PM (+z4pE)

353

umm, yeah, I have annoying siblings. Hence my desperate search for info on an obscure fire from 1976 just to be able to say "shut up"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 06:18 PM (RZ8pf)

354 I can't think of how to help mpfs, but hand her a glass of wine, and fill up a bubble bath, light some candles. and fk the day .

sleep and tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:18 PM (nqBYe)

355 The Myth of “Privilege” While the Boston Marathon terrorist attack brought out the best in most people, it brought out the worst from some of the more abrasive minions of the Progressive left. The basis for this hatred and petty bitterness? “White Privilege.” A writer (and assault finger aficionado) over at Salon outright declared “Let’s hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American.” Why did he hope this? Because according to the writer and the faux Academics of the left have declared that whites (along with straight people, men, and the “cis-gendered”) have “privilege” that allows them oppress everyone. It is one of the bases of “kyriarchy.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2076

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 06:18 PM (Vk2pI)

356 meth is a killer of realtionships and everyone around the user.the user doesn't understand that. Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 10:16 PM (nqBYe) He was mostly selling. DEA set up a sting on him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

357 @tammy I like the perennials that don't need a lot of care. Are roses high maintenance?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:19 PM (HVff2)

358 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2013 10:11 PM (/WLC3)

Fuckin unions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT)


Had convo on teh tweeter today w fellow mailman about a shop steward/EEOC special dude who fraks us all.

ExSnipe, the one other lefty in the family did a trip to England, found family who founded a church in Lake Country, helped found a church in 14th Century.  Mind blowing.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:19 PM (AGXDN)

359 360 @tammy I like the perennials that don't need a lot of care. Are roses high maintenance? Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 10:19 PM (HVff2) Get knockout roses. Supposed to be very hardy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)

360 >>350 meth. He used the fact that his daughter was dying of cancer to get an early release. Never went to see her before she died. You've mentioned that before, BC. Families suck sometimes. In my case, damn near always. Back to the meth thing, Cougar had a good friend who lost a hot wife, a 7 figure job and his green card to meth. Now, he's allegedly selling trinkets to tourists in NZ.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:20 PM (jIaZt)

361 I still don't understand the Beckerhead.  He said he had the goods on Obama covering up the Saudi connection.  Why would he lie to us?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at April 24, 2013 06:20 PM (p8RjH)

362 Someone wanna bounce the troll? CAC still around?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

363 this explosion shit is getting old

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)

364 119 Actually it's about the battle of Salamis,

that's hawt

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (vEIeT)

365 Austal has the JHSV contract.  Just christened third ship back on the 20th.  And I drove by there last Saturday.  Yikes.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (U3VA+)

366 mpfs, cut the sociopath off, end of story. In addition to Albion's Seed, read Born Fighting, even though it puts money in Webb's pocket. I will never understand how that boy strayed so far from his raising.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (wZbqz)

367 Hmm, I wonder if I made the top 100 in anything. Clearly, I need to step up my game.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 24, 2013 10:17 PM (+z4pE)


Honey, when they come up with a list of "morons flying under the radar," we'll be the shining stars.  No disrespect to the '12 uber-fappers . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

368 A sociopath on the family? Yes, my one and only sister. I didn't expect this much in common with ya'll. Hard, isn't it?

Posted by: LadyS at April 24, 2013 06:21 PM (p1PKI)

369 Also, massages for mpfs.  I gives em good, but any massage is a good one.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:22 PM (AGXDN)

370 In a battle of wits, Gerry River's 'stasche is smarter than him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 06:22 PM (U3VA+)

371 *raises hand* Shit. *** I hope your loved ones are all safe at home, far away from the shipyards.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:22 PM (piMMO)

372 He was mostly selling. DEA set up a sting on him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)  


we had an incident with a family member , not selling but using.  it tore the family apart.

If i would have been a worse person the dealer would have paid for the ripping apart of that persons family and everyone surrounding them.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:23 PM (nqBYe)

373 Get knockout roses. Supposed to be very hardy.

Good advice. Plant them in any soil and forget them. They bloom spring summer and fall.

Posted by: minometer at April 24, 2013 06:23 PM (uXeIj)

374 Thanks BC not sure about going with roses, we have quite a bit of shade and some we'll established flower beds. We moved in here last September. Going with some lilacs and see what comes up in the beds

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:23 PM (HVff2)

375 Number 7 Sock Puppeter. I would like to thank the Acadamy and my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. My Wife and all the little monkeys.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2013 06:23 PM (jucos)

376

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:16 PM (wZbqz)

 

The  middle of the Midwest, the Gateway to the west in fact.

Menards is making progress moving our direction.

If it matters, I had enough foresight to buy rose fertilizer (extended release stuff) and I know not to put it in for a few weeks after planting.

The front is probably going to have to be where the roses go, it gets the most sun.

We're a corner lot, and have this huge swatch in our back yard we want to put a "rain garden" because our neighbors behind us sit about 4 feet uphill and their roof runoff comes pouring through our side yard, causing some draining in the basement.

The rain garden (hippie though it sounds) can catch that, and the French drain me and several of my "willing" friends are putting in in a few weeks will handle the rest.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:23 PM (GaqMa)

377 As the saying goes....you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.


Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 09:55 PM (TCy/B)


Sweetie, you can't pick 'em, but you can pick to live 4,500 miles away from 'em. Sometimes peace and sanity is worth the trip. I know I've made it more than once.



If it ain't one thing, it's your brother. Or mother.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 06:23 PM (VLG62)

378 I still don't understand the Beckerhead. He said he had the goods on Obama covering up the Saudi connection. Why would he lie to us? Ratings? *** Yeah... that whole I have news of extreme national importance... I'll tell you about it on my show. In a few days. made me a bit skeptical.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:24 PM (piMMO)

379 Truck, I am proud of you!  You are the one nic I really noticed there.  Kudos, buddy!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

380 Lots o f roses are high maintenance, but many aren't, although in my opinion, they all need hand holding in the first year, mainly just deep, consistent watering. Knock Outs are okay as far as ease of care, but they have no scent, so I don't mess with them. Your climate is key in determining what will work best for you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:24 PM (wZbqz)

381

Honey, when they come up with a list of "morons flying under the radar," we'll be the shining stars. No disrespect to the '12 uber-fappers . . .

 

We'll catch  'em by surprise, we will.

 

OK, window lickers, it's time to start watching The Americans with  a big ol' bowl  of chocolate mint ice   cream.

 

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 24, 2013 06:25 PM (+z4pE)

382 We're a corner lot, and have this huge swatch in our back yard we want to put a "rain garden" because our neighbors behind us sit about 4 feet uphill and their roof runoff comes pouring through our side yard, causing some draining in the basement.
The rain garden (hippie though it sounds) can catch that, and the French drain me and several of my "willing" friends are putting in in a few weeks will handle the rest.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 10:23 PM (GaqMa)


Then there will be all that money from the settlement when you sue the hell out of the neighbors for not containing their runoff. That should pay for a hell of a lot of roses.


Check your zoning regs. With a lawyer.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 06:25 PM (VLG62)

383 Update. AL.com Mobile ‏@ALcomMobile 7m BREAKING: Fuel barge explodes in Mobile River near Austal #bargeexplosion http://ow.ly/koNMK

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:25 PM (piMMO)

384

Sweetie, you can't pick 'em, but you can pick to live 4,500 miles away from 'em.

-----------------------

 

Yes moving 2000 miles away did wonders for my familial relationships.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 24, 2013 06:25 PM (5wHPS)

385 Ratings?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2013 10:22 PM (OWjjx)


Yet somehow, he's right.  Per WH searchable site, Al Harbi visited WH mult times, and FLOTUS visited him at hospital.  Pictures, y'all.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:25 PM (AGXDN)

386 You folks have the old saying wrong.  It goes like this



you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can wipe your friends on the couch,

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (53z96)

387 I will tell you about the Saudi after you subscribe and give me cash

Posted by: Glenn beck at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (HVff2)

388 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTlfFlJ4o8

The day Annette and the Beach Boys set back American music 200 years.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (0It32)

389 Thanks Peaches. I rarely notice myself most of the time. I am just glad that I haven't been kicked off of this Award Winning Blog.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (jucos)

390 Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 24, 2013 10:25 PM (+z4pE) *puts down 2x4 with nail in it* Dammit. Spoilsport.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

391 What the hell is "cis-gendered?" That's the second time I've seen that term - the first time I thought it was a typo.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (R3gO3)

392 made me a bit skeptical.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 10:24 PM (piMMO) 


you are speaking to The troll.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:26 PM (nqBYe)

393 I bought the CREE LED with the 2700K color temperature and like them a lot.

Posted by: Tmitsss at April 24, 2013 06:27 PM (sf536)

394 That's my cue too.  The little rug rats can't drive themselves to Storytime at the Library with Mrs. Potter tomorrow morning , so I guess that's my job.

Have a great evening - peace to all who need peace, joy to all who need joy, comfort to all those who need comfort.

And hugs to all.

Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2013 06:27 PM (P6QsQ)

395 I prefer cis-lunar space.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 06:27 PM (U3VA+)

396 I  can  live  on  75  cents  per  day!  'Cause  I'm  Matt  Damon!!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at April 24, 2013 06:27 PM (wIgpo)

397 the easiest roses to grow  that i love  are Don Juans

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (nqBYe)

398

Anyone else have a sociopath for a sibling that torments and tortures you mentally just for their own selfish ends and can't tell the truth from lies?

 

Yep.

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (gqEUi)

399 Then there will be all that money from the settlement when you sue the hell out of the neighbors for not containing their runoff. That should pay for a hell of a lot of roses. Check your zoning regs. With a lawyer. Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 10:25 PM (VLG62) See, in Florida, if you build in a lower lot and don't fill to take care of that, it's your own dumbass fault, not the neighbor's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

400 Thanks so much faithful horde.

If my brother wants absolution he should find a priest because he will never get it from me.

Just so long as my mother doesn't get hurt in all this I can deal with all the shit that comes my way.  It is nice to know you aren't alone. 

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (TCy/B)

401 NDH, I did the search myself.  At the WH website.  Al Harbi showed up several times in 09 and 10, and he himself fb'd pictures of him and FLOTUS last week.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (AGXDN)

402 you are speaking to The troll. *** damnit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (piMMO)

403 Maet must've had a hot date, so early ONT, no TB3K. Oh well, at least it's not raykon.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:28 PM (jIaZt)

404

Meh, I got a job so now I can't even be online from 7:40 to 6:30, not that I was commenting a whole lot when I was unemployed...I suppose there are worse fates.

 

What's the group for commenters who only post once or twice a day?

Semi-lurker/occasional poster?

 

Ben Aflected will not last a day without 'free food' to keep him under his spending cap.

 

So the terrorists are all butt hurt over being percieved as being violent?

Wow, shocker. Buckle up buttercup, my veiws are not as kind.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at April 24, 2013 06:29 PM (IanLz)

405

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:24 PM (wZbqz)

 

Any knowledge of these "shrub roses" I've read about?

Like I said if we can make even 1 $2 rose half work, we're thinking of ripping up the barberries (which are ugly, and hurt like hell to prune even with leather gloves) and replacing them, and shrub roses sound like they'd add some curb appeal.

(The current barberries are about 3-4 feet high, so I guess we could do full on rose bushes too, but we'd like something more hedgelike since it's the front of the house.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:29 PM (GaqMa)

406 See ya mamma winger

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:29 PM (HVff2)

407 Hi ont, was just talking to hubby about planting. The area is very sandy in sun all day, we were thinking they won't grow there?

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 06:29 PM (vgd4f)

408 $1.50 to live on for a day? In America? No problem. I just go over to the local supermarket and buy the biggest item from the bakery clearance that buck-fifty will buy. It isn't like starvation is a danger, just the need to hold off hunger pangs.

There were periods when I was really depressed that I would go three or four days without eating. Anything. It's lack of water that will cause impairment long before starvation becomes a problem.

When Affleck tries to go at least a week on a minimum budget, it may be interesting. But I doubt it.

I'll bet Kevin Smith still goes to fast food places and enjoys it thoroughly.

Posted by: epobirs at April 24, 2013 06:30 PM (kcfmt)

409

Thanks for the thought,  NDH.

 

But I was the last member of my family  there, and I left in '066.    I    still    have dreams of school and  friends. I loved growing up there.

 

Now, I'm out. Night, all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 24, 2013 06:30 PM (+z4pE)

410 damnit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 10:28 PM (piMMO)


I've done it a gazillion times


hands over a glass of wine.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

411 NDH, I did the search myself. At the WH website. Al Harbi showed up several times in 09 and 10, and he himself fb'd pictures of him and FLOTUS last week. *** I haven't seen photos with any other of the patients at Boston Childrens or Brigham and Womens hospitals, were she is reported to have visited. Only photos from the Saudi.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:30 PM (piMMO)

412 You have to be astronaut to use new $100 bill?

Posted by: confused italian at April 24, 2013 06:30 PM (mGBy8)

413 Whoa. I'm not even in the top 500 posters (probably).  I guess I'll have to quit my day job (heh).

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2013 06:30 PM (HjPtV)

414 mpfs, if your brother gives your mother crap, regardless of where any of you stand politically, screw him.  Your mom is your mom, screw politics.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:31 PM (AGXDN)

415 413 Hi ont, was just talking to hubby about planting. The area is very sandy in sun all day, we were thinking they won't grow there? Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 10:29 PM (vgd4f) Hey, you must be a neighbor. You dig down about 6 inches and you hit sand in my yard. Nothing will grow in my damn yard in the way of flowers. And if it doesn't outright die, it....languishes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)

416 So the top 20 commenters & top 20 socks came out & stuff. Do they get a&y special gifts? Gift from A&P? H&M? AT&T?

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 06:31 PM (Wl/Ht)

417 Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 10:23 PM (GaqMa) Okay, so humid summers will be as much of an issue as cold winters. When you dig your GIGANTIC hole, make a mound in the middle and place your rose on that, and spread the roots all around it. I'd scruff up the bottom of the hole really soft, and throw some fertilizer in there, though my choice would be bonemeal and something high in phosphorous and potassium (the last two numbers) Also, if you have time, make a kind of slurry with soil and water in a bucket and let the roses (roots only) soak in it a few hours before planting. Love the idea of your rain garden! I have some suggestions, but I am about to fall asleep here...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:32 PM (wZbqz)

418 Mobile Fire-Rescue ‏@MobileFRD 15m UPDATE: two barges with natural gas exploded. Three injured and transported to hospital They were reportedly empty. And ow another explosion reported.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:32 PM (piMMO)

419 If my brother wants absolution he should find a priest because he will never get it from me.

Just so long as my mother doesn't get hurt in all this I can deal with all the shit that comes my way. It is nice to know you aren't alone.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 10:28 PM (TCy/B)


I have a theory that there is only so much decency and sanity in each family, and if you end up the 11th or 12th kid, odds are it has all been taken before you got there, so you end up being the psycho, or socio, or whatever-olio that the rest of the family ends up moving away from, if you don't end up in jail or shot dead.


The one who ends up with the family farm? Looney-ville.



Or something like that. Pans out concerning my mother (the youngest in her brood) and my brother (the youngest in ours), and also among the uncles and cousins, etc.



Could just be that my family is unusually batshit crazy.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 06:32 PM (VLG62)

420 Lou mine grew great in sun, but amend the soil first, and lost of watering in the first couple of years

you're in LV yes?

i was in phoenix, same tupe of soil? amend soil, water  deeply

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:32 PM (nqBYe)

421 He's got that Mormon glow.

Posted by: wte9 at April 24, 2013 06:32 PM (6Tcdo)

422 Knockout roses are super easy. I got some a couple of years ago and this is the first time I've pruned them (and if the house weren't on the market I may not have now). Lots of fragrant blossoms and very disease resistant.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 24, 2013 06:33 PM (wbeNt)

423 Okay, I'm in a mean mood again tonight. My advice to Ben Affleck and every other ultra liberal, ultra rich celebrity who wants to show us that they care about the poor. Our gubmint, takes care of the poor that you pretend to give a shit about, through welfare, medicaid, money to U.N. organizations, foreign aid which we pretend isn't being stolen by dictators. You wanna do your share? Figure out what your gross income for the year is and pay the top tax rate of 39% to the IRS. Then do the same retroactively for each of the past 10 years. Stop being a greedy, selfish, phony, self-righteous bastard and fork it over for the poor. Your eating on $1.50 per day isn't going to help one goddam poor person. Not one. I hate these damn celebrities, in case that wasn't clear.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 06:33 PM (Fc8Zx)

424 Number 7 Sock Puppeter. I would like to thank the Acadamy and my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. My Wife and all the little monkeys. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2013 10:23 PM (jucos) ------------------------------------ I pale in comparison. Job well done.

Posted by: Neil Armstrong at April 24, 2013 06:33 PM (AzwZn)

425 We are in upper Midwest Tammy, will look for these knockout roses

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:33 PM (HVff2)

426

I missed the terrorist poetry thread. Can I still make my contribution?

 

Roses are blue

 

 Violets are red

 

Terrorist's head was run over

 

and splat! Now he's dead.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 06:34 PM (R3gO3)

427 I haven't seen photos with any other of the patients at Boston Childrens or Brigham and Womens hospitals, were she is reported to have visited. Only photos from the Saudi.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 10:30 PM (piMMO)


Which tells me, she didn't visit them.  No clue that these are p'shopped.  Apparently come from a real fb page.  Lots that stinks about this.  SS surely knew about this connection.  He's a known visitor to the WH.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:34 PM (AGXDN)

428 So the top 20 commenters & top 20 socks came out & stuff. Do they get a&y special gifts? Gift from A&P? H&M? AT&T? Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 10:31 PM (Wl/Ht) ------------------------------------------------------------ No. ace is at the Casa de Monkey right now handing over a Platinum Membership, a case of valurite, 4 fine hobo pelts, and the keys to the Ampersand Closet. SWEET!!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (jucos)

429 Also, I would love it if just one of the people who interview these celebrity buffoons would ask said buffoon to explain exactly how their tax paying behavior and other behavior is any different from the behavior of supposedly mean, greedy Republicans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (Fc8Zx)

430 The katana-wielding bishop sounds like something out of an anime series. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2013 09:33 PM (Y7eFl) Wasn't there a few characters like that in "A Certain Magical Index"?

Posted by: ビリビリ at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (Vk2pI)

431 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (nUH8H)

432 In his defense, he was speaking to me. I was speaking to the Troll. But I am an idiot. I know this because I have teenage children who tell me this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2013 10:32 PM (OWjjx)


un hmm,  i beleive that is erg, and he always changing conversation to His  thing. always against anything conservative and always protective of his g-d.


yeah saudi kid was being hid by someone in the govt erasing  questions within govt

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (nqBYe)

433 Ye, gods. I'm second only to Vic? Man, I needed a life last year.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (nUH8H)

434 Maya Angelou is socking Donna V!

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 06:35 PM (Wl/Ht)

435 Thank you willow, yeah Vegas. I planted a couple bushes when we moved in and it took years for them to get going, so I was wondering if I should even try roses. What does amend the soil mean?

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 06:36 PM (vgd4f)

436 Ashley Judd pre-bloat on AMC

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 24, 2013 06:37 PM (5wHPS)

437 Shrub roses is a pretty generic term. Rugosas are pretty good, though I can't remember how they do in humidity. But they're a good solid easy to deal with rose. Not the prettiest flowers; they aren't what you probably think of when you think rose, but they're sturdy lil souls. When I think of shrub roses, I think of big ol devils like Madame Hardy, which is lovely but you don't need anything that big. You probably mean the Knock Out, Carefree, or maybe Carpet roses. Bonica is a good rose to start with, not a lot of scent, but easy to maintain and lots of flowers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:37 PM (wZbqz)

438 Ye, gods. I'm second only to Vic? Man, I needed a life last year. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at April 24, 2013 10:35 PM (nUH8H) ------------------------------------------------------------ I was unemployed all of last year so this kind of was my job..... I guess.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2013 06:37 PM (jucos)

439 Damn, you 'roonz are prolific today. An hour early on the ONT and already over 400 posts.



And tonight I'm here to see it! *sniff*



Evening roonz and roonettez! If ITC is here, I got my shipment of boolits so tomorrow I'll be spending some "quality time" with the press (gotta go get some powder first thing in the AM).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 24, 2013 06:37 PM (yh0zB)

440 In his defense, he was speaking to me. I was speaking to the Troll. But I am an idiot. I know this because I have teenage children who tell me this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2013 10:32 PM (OWjjx)


So, you're equating teenage childrens and trolls?  You give them too much credit.  Trolls are less intelligent than teenagers.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:37 PM (AGXDN)

441 Buying and destroying every known copy of "Paycheck" would be a good start. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2013 10:34 PM (OWjjx) Leave 'Gigli' alone though!

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 06:37 PM (Wl/Ht)

442 Hey, you must be a neighbor. You dig down about 6 inches and you hit sand in my yard. Nothing will grow in my damn yard in the way of flowers. And if it doesn't outright die, it....languishes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:31 PM (GEICT)

 

When we started pealing back the mulch we found a plastic tarp under it.

Not landscaping plastic, a full on non-water permeable tarp. (Which explains why the mulch kept washing away I suppose.)

I guess since the house was vacant (estate sale) they didn't want any yard work at all (strangely the other side of the patio had no such thing and was full of weeds.

Thankfully it came up easy enough.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:38 PM (GaqMa)

443 Try Plumeria not Roses. Once you do you never go back. And you will want more and more and more.

Posted by: minometer at April 24, 2013 06:38 PM (uXeIj)

444 Thank you, thank you....., thank you all. I can't tell you what a thrill it is to be off of the Top 10 List this week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

445 Also, Iceberg. My favorite white, prolific bloomer, common, but disease resistant and all around good plant.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:38 PM (wZbqz)

446 Well, checked in for a short.  Need to go hit the porch.


mfps I hope you feel better tomorrow.


Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2013 06:38 PM (53z96)

447 I would guess that $1.50 would buy you plenty of food for one day in a third world country. Rice and beans, maybe a fish or two. In Beverly Hills it wouldn't buy you a jelly bean. "Poverty" is relative to location.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 24, 2013 06:38 PM (JVbvk)

448 I was unemployed all of last year so this kind of was my job..... I guess. Yeah, but I wasn't. So what's my excuse? Though, in fairness to me, my comment count has dropped drastically now that I have to work at work. Getting paid to post to AoSHQ was a good gig while it lasted, though.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at April 24, 2013 06:39 PM (nUH8H)

449 What the hell is "cis-gendered?" That's the second time I've seen that term - the first time I thought it was a typo. Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 10:26 PM (R3gO3) It is the opposite of "trans-gendered". Basically, to the left "biological sex" and "gender" are different things. "Biological sex" refers only to whether you have a penis or a vagina, and nothing else. Everything else is ascribed to "gender" which they consider to be a "social construct" and ought to be condemned unless it is contra-normative. Thus "cis-gendered" means a man who thinks he's a chick, or a woman who thinks she's a guy. More insanity here: http://politicalhat.com/tag/gender/

Posted by: The Cis-Gendered Hat at April 24, 2013 06:40 PM (Vk2pI)

450 Lou,  they have different thing do you have a nursery (plant) around they have bransds like paydirt, amends, etc.  i did half half half dirt that came with area and half amending with additives.

mine were huge after 3-4 years tall very profuse. but amend soil. otherwise  it's a waste

soil is first before planting in those very sandy soils

it makes all the difference  in lushness and health and amount of watering!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

451 Oh, I could help you out, BC. At least I think I can, I seem to recall you living in a gulf state, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:40 PM (wZbqz)

452 "Kerry and his bitch faced wife" Hey, a horse-faced man and a bitch-faced wife, doesn't that make inter species mating? Sounds pretty degenerate to me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 06:40 PM (Fc8Zx)

453 I have a theory that there is only so much decency and sanity in each family, and if you end up the 11th or 12th kid, odds are it has all been taken before you got there, so you end up being the psycho, or socio, or whatever-olio that the rest of the family ends up moving away from, if you don't end up in jail or shot dead.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 10:32 PM (VLG62)


Uh oh.   I'm the youngest of 4 siblings ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 06:40 PM (rm+Am)

454 Remember when they wanted to move some of the gitmo guys to prisons in the US? They probably still do. But they wanted to move them to a prison in Michigan, one of the states with the highest muslim population. What bullshit! You know the prison won't be secure.

Posted by: waldo at April 24, 2013 06:41 PM (y2XjR)

455 Love the idea of your rain garden! I have some suggestions, but I am about to fall asleep here...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:32 PM (wZbqz)

 

Get your sleep.

 

The rain garden is on hold for at least a season.  I plan to apply for some grant money (since MO Botanical Garden wants to clean up the storm water run off around here they're giving it away)

The first round didn't go so well and w/o my income, we need to pass on round 2 (but round 3 may work.)

Also we need to get the driveway replaced, the asphalt is starting to pothole and we're tracking little bits of it in the house. (So that moved up on the priority list.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:41 PM (GaqMa)

456

Affleck is only doing what he's doing for the publicity for his new crappy film.

 

Something he did with Terrence Mallick.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 24, 2013 06:41 PM (PBm/l)

457 The only reason I'm 11th is because I didn't really break into the top ten until well into 2012. The voices in my head tell me to try harder for 2013...

Posted by: The OTHER voice in the Political Hat's head at April 24, 2013 06:41 PM (Vk2pI)

458 455 Also, Iceberg. My favorite white, prolific bloomer, common, but disease resistant and all around good plant. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:38 PM
----------------

Alas.., no leafy vegetables, or even beans in our garden. Ground hogs get both every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 06:41 PM (aDwsi)

459 457 I would guess that $1.50 would buy you plenty of food for one day in a third world country. Rice and beans, maybe a fish or two. In Beverly Hills it wouldn't buy you a jelly bean. "Poverty" is relative to location.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 24, 2013 10:38 PM (JVbvk)


A couple of bucks/day could feed me now.  Healthily.  Mallimut, I used to like BRC back in the day.  Before he became his daughter's  mouthpiece.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:42 PM (AGXDN)

460 Bye, Vic! lou, sandy soil is tough. People say clay is the worst, but I disagree. Clay is actually full of nutrients and will amend eventually. Sandy is a constant battle. Especially in your climate!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:42 PM (wZbqz)

461 Mallamutt,, ack yes knucklehead is missing!

ok just another  what did biden say ?

a troll knock off?

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2013 06:42 PM (nqBYe)

462 400 I bought the CREE LED with the 2700K color temperature and like them a lot.

Posted by: Tmitsss at April 24, 2013 10:27 PM (sf536)



And on behalf of all of us, thanks for doing your part to let us keep our phony baloney jobs *harumpf*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 24, 2013 06:42 PM (yh0zB)

463 wtf with this barge explosion? And have they figured out what caused Texas yet? All these seeming accidents are reminding me of the quote. "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 24, 2013 06:42 PM (ZPrif)

464 #246 mamawinger,  I kept grandkids from the time my grandson was an infant (1996) until my youngest granddaughter was in kindergarten (200 .

I have to tell you,  I was pretty tired at the end of the day.  The pl8us side was that I am close to those kids.  I still share Tweets with grandson and have them over for overnights whenever they have time.

It's exhausting,  but a blessing.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 24, 2013 06:43 PM (GoIUi)

465 mpfs, sometimes blood isn't thicker than happiness. It sucks, but a clean break now might save a ton of heartache of the next several years. I won't presume to tell you what to do, but when I find that someone in my life does nothing positive, and only brings pain or turmoil, I excise that person like a fucking cancer. I'm not real popular at the holidays, but day-to-day, I only associate with people that make me happy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:43 PM (jIaZt)

466 This splody shit's getting kinda UN-coincidencey.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 06:43 PM (/gHaE)

467 I've seen Monopoly money that looks better than that. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 24, 2013 09:45 PM (Kpn/z) It's also a far more stable currency...

Posted by: Rich "Uncle" Pennybags at April 24, 2013 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)

468 BCochran, yeah it's the damndest thing, have a hard time getting anything to grow in it.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 06:44 PM (vgd4f)

469 "fter I cock punch Affleck, Imma gonna go visit the little jawbreaker jihadi and do a little interrogating." Say, what would waterboarding do to that rotten, murdering terrorist's wounded throat? Sounds like a good science fair project for some kid from the Boston Public Schools.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 06:44 PM (Fc8Zx)

470 Thus "cis-gendered" means a man who thinks he's a chick, or a woman who thinks she's a guy.

Other way around. cis-gendered means your brain agrees with your genitals.

Posted by: Methos at April 24, 2013 06:44 PM (hO9ad)

471 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 10:41 PM (aDwsi) Do they eat at ground level or dig below and eat the roots? I had groundhogs that did both.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:44 PM (wZbqz)

472 462 Oh, I could help you out, BC. At least I think I can, I seem to recall you living in a gulf state, yes? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:40 PM (wZbqz) Extreme NE coast of Florida. Less than 10 miles from the border of GA and less than 5 from the ocean. I can barely keep the grass alive. With all the sand, the yard just won't hold water.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

473 GGE- I see three  Bev Purdue co-conspirators got off with light fines today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

474 #136

$10 in 1975 is equivalent to $42.09 in 2012 dollars.

$10 in 2012 is equivalent to $2.22 in 1975 purchasing power.

There are a zillion of them out there but this is the site I use:
http://www.westegg.com/inflation/

Posted by: epobirs at April 24, 2013 06:45 PM (kcfmt)

475 Menards? St. Peters ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 24, 2013 06:46 PM (VSWPU)

476 That $1.50 stunt remind me of when Cory Booker did something similar in order to raise awareness of "food justice" http://tinyurl.com/bg9yx9y

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 06:46 PM (Vk2pI)

477

Posted by: The Cis-Gendered Hat at April 24, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

 

Actually "Cis-gendered" is just a moronic way of saying "normal."

Hence opposite of "trans"

It stems from the fact that biologically humans are "cis normative" (meaning that our enzymes are all in cis arrangement and interact with cis molecules.)

In chemistry "Trans" is the opposing form of "Cis" so they transliterated it (no pun intended) into their crappy pop psych.

 

There are social construction elements of gender to be sure, but the vast majority of "gender" has to do with "sex." (which some lefties won't admit. I know one who tries to argue even "sex" is socially constructed which is moronic.)

Like everything the left takes something that is acceptable in a narrow sense (social gender roles) and carries it way to fucking far.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:47 PM (GaqMa)

478 Basically, to the left "biological sex" and "gender" are different things. "Biological sex" refers only to whether you have a penis or a vagina, and nothing else. Everything else is ascribed to "gender" which they consider to be a "social construct" and ought to be condemned unless it is contra-normative.

Thus "cis-gendered" means a man who thinks he's a chick, or a woman who thinks she's a guy.

More insanity here: http://politicalhat.com/tag/gender/

Posted by: The Cis-Gendered Hat at April 24, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)




So WTF do you call us who have an outie, are thankful for it, (and are extremely thankful for those who have an innie ) and don't intend to change it?



White privileged racist hater? Got it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 24, 2013 06:47 PM (yh0zB)

479 461 willow, oh yeah we have a nursery, I will get some. Thanks

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 06:47 PM (vgd4f)

480 lou, sandy soil is tough. People say clay is the worst, but I disagree. Clay is actually full of nutrients and will amend eventually. Sandy is a constant battle. Especially in your climate!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:42 PM (wZbqz)


As an adult who has dug in packed sand, and a yout who dug in sand/clay/sandstone, clay bites.  I begged my dad for a 1/4 stick of dynamite when that was legal, he said no.  Because hard work and all.  I was the better for it, but man, that stank.  Clay and sandstone are an almost lethal combo.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:47 PM (AGXDN)

481 483 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 10:41 PM (aDwsi)


Do they eat at ground level or dig below and eat the roots? I had groundhogs that did both.
-------------

Mowed the lettuce down cleaner than I could with a mower. The beans they just nibble from the ground up as far as they could reach.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

482 Thus "cis-gendered" means a man who thinks he's a chick, or a woman who thinks she's a guy. Other way around. cis-gendered means your brain agrees with your genitals. Posted by: Methos at April 24, 2013 10:44 PM (hO9ad) My bad. Trans-gendered means a man who thinks he's a chick, or a woman who thinks she's a guy. Been a looooong day.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 06:47 PM (Vk2pI)

483 The barge explosion was felt 10 miles away. That's one hell of an explosion.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:48 PM (piMMO)

484

Say, what would waterboarding do to that rotten, murdering terrorist's wounded throat?

Sounds like a good science fair project for some kid from the Boston Public Schools.

 

I like your bad moodss Nerdygirl!

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 06:48 PM (gqEUi)

485 Trolls and teenagers, hmmm? At one time in my life I had 3 teenage daughters living under the same roof. Trolls are easier to deal with, you can tell'em to go fuck off, not so with the kids

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:48 PM (HVff2)

486 465 I have a theory that there is only so much decency and sanity in each family, and if you end up the 11th or 12th kid, odds are it has all been taken before you got there, so you end up being the psycho, or socio, or whatever-olio that the rest of the family ends up moving away from, if you don't end up in jail or shot dead. Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 10:32 PM (VLG62) I know someone who is the last of twelve kids. He tells me stories of his childhood and I shudder. One of his brothers has a license plate that sez "XOFXII"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 24, 2013 06:48 PM (7xPCu)

487 You shouldn't even be trying to deal with grass! I helped my aunt with her garden many moons ago; she's around Jax. (Ponta Verde) She had sand issues, too, but we managed to fix her up pretty good. YOu may have it worse, though!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:48 PM (wZbqz)

488 that is a whole lot of mudda fukn comments the top 20 sun to over 200K

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 06:49 PM (zzeVM)

489 I have a friend on disability who gets like $250 in food stamps a month.  He has trouble spending that much and gives a lot of food away to his friends.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 06:49 PM (/gHaE)

490 I thought "cis-gendered" meant someone like Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: minometer at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (uXeIj)

491 To change a 221c certification, you need the Secretary of State, and the Atty General,

Posted by: cornelius at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (Jsiw/)

492 If my brother wants absolution he should find a priest because he will never get it from me.

Just so long as my mother doesn't get hurt in all this I can deal with all the shit that comes my way. It is nice to know you aren't alone.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2013 10:28 PM (TCy/B)


Oh, I have one of those.  Haven't spoken to him in at least 10 years.  After my mother died he moved into the house....our family home.  Long story short, he lost the house....didn't pay the property taxes.  A whole $1k a year.  Oh, and he didn't tell my sister until after it was sold at a tax auction.  The house was in all 3 of our names.  I invented new curse words the day she told me that.


My sister and I have spent the last 3 years trying to get it back.  We won but it's still caught up in a bunch of legal crap.


Oh, and he and his kids trashed the house....yeah, family.  Ugh.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (X6akg)

493 Yay, I'm clapping on the wrong beat. Again. Oh well, since I have precisely no wisdom to impart about gardening, I'll research boobeh pics, and report back with the results.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (jIaZt)

494 I can barely keep the grass alive. With all the sand, the yard just won't hold water. *** And where I'm at all I have to do is think about growing something and it takes root. I suspect that at some point in history San Marco was underwater.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (piMMO)

495 497 Trolls and teenagers, hmmm? At one time in my life I had 3 teenage daughters living under the same roof. Trolls are easier to deal with, you can tell'em to go fuck off, not so with the kids Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 10:48 PM
---------------

Probably use less toilet paper too. My god..., you must have bought it by the case...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

496 So WTF do you call us who have an outie, are thankful for it, (and are extremely thankful for those who have an innie ) and don't intend to change it? White privileged racist hater? Got it. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 24, 2013 10:47 PM (yh0zB) If they are also white, then they are called "kyriarchs" and form part of the evil oppressive cabal known as "the kyriarchy" http://tinyurl.com/bnh6qnd and http://politicalhat.com/?p=2076

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 06:50 PM (Vk2pI)

497 And have they figured out what caused Texas yet?




http://youtu.be/mbH60wCO-Yw




GGE- I see three Bev Purdue co-conspirators got off with light fines today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 10:45 PM (aDwsi)




0.0  <----  shoked face...I haz one...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 24, 2013 06:51 PM (yh0zB)

498 52.45 posts per day?

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

Posted by: JayC at April 24, 2013 06:51 PM (H0Qvx)

499

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)

 

Before he went completely nutso and starting having students watch people use a sex saw on stage J. Michael Baily had an interesting idea about "transgendered" biological males: that it was a form of autoeroticism a sexual fixation on oneself so strong they imagine themselves as woman. He wrong a non-academic book about it called "The man who would be Queen"

So a bunch of transgendered professors in completely different fields (like Comp sci and math) tried to tank his career because they didn't like that idea.

Then, after finally escaping that he want full on libtard anyway (hence the sex saws on stage, in a class) but he was no pretty much protected (having survived the character assassination attempt.)  So...uhhh..make of that what you will.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 06:51 PM (GaqMa)

500 Oh well, since I have precisely no wisdom to impart about gardening, I'll research boobeh pics, and report back with the results. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 10:50 PM (jIaZt) Good man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)

501 Shocking! Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 2m Politico: both parties looking at exempting lawmakers from health insurance exchanges http://politi.co/11S17j1

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (piMMO)

502 FBI, DHS, CIA, etc. should be all over these explosive incidents. Anybody know if Scooby and the Gang are still around. Perhaps Inspector Gadget with Penny and Brain?

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (Wl/Ht)

503 52.45 posts per day? I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Posted by: JayC at April 24, 2013 10:51 PM (H0Qvx) You keep your cigar in your mouth?

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Cigar Aficionado at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (Vk2pI)

504 There was a family in the town I grew up in that had 18 kids.  The husband/wife all had priors by previous marriages, then added another 6 or so together to complete the total. 

Yea, they were all idiots.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (/gHaE)

505 I thought that lilac bush was rather fetching and am contemplating surprising Thor. Be VERY careful when selecting dye.

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (eHwGj)

506 Vic! Thank you, Sir!

Posted by: USA at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (RIg+t)

507 Well just finished with the air compressor and airbrush, this time remembered to bypass home security so no alarms sounding. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 06:52 PM (U3VA+)

508 Mike I was part owner of Kimberly Clark for heavens sake......and the mood swings is another ont

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:53 PM (HVff2)

509 And where I'm at all I have to do is think about growing something and it takes root. I suspect that at some point in history San Marco was underwater. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 10:50 PM (piMMO) No doubt. Nice big healthy trees in San Marco. I got nothing but scrub pine around here. The builder stuck a couple palm trees in the front yard. I had to pay for someone to come take down the one after like 3 or 4 years. The other doesn't look so good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

510
What the hell is "cis-gendered?"
Posted by: Donna V.




Normal.

As opposed to trans-gendered, which is someone who has entered into a losing argument with their sex chromosomes.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 24, 2013 06:53 PM (kdS6q)

511 BCochran, probably missed this video of girls and guns.
http://youtu.be/hTAZ_FhA-vw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 06:53 PM (U3VA+)

512 Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 10:47 PM (AGXDN) Hah, poor Thor dug me some flower beds at our cabin in Big Bear...solid clay. Had to use a pickaxe. Ended up in ER with severe backspasms. Clay is a bitch, no doubt, but in gardening terms, I'd still prefer it to sand. Well, maybe not that blue clay....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:54 PM (wZbqz)

513 If they are also white, then they are called "kyriarchs" and form part of the evil oppressive cabal known as "the kyriarchy"

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 10:50 PM (Vk2pI)




So when do I get my secret decoder ring? That really pisses me off, to be part of an oppressive cabal and not have the secret decoder ring!



And the key to the executive washroom. But the decoder ring first.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 24, 2013 06:54 PM (yh0zB)

514 Anybody know if Scooby and the Gang are still around. Perhaps Inspector Gadget with Penny and Brain? Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 10:52 PM (Wl/Ht) I think you'll have to wait around for Elijah Baley...

Posted by: R. Daneel Olivaw at April 24, 2013 06:54 PM (Vk2pI)

515 I know someone who is the last of twelve kids. He tells me stories of his childhood and I shudder. One of his brothers has a license plate that sez "XOFXII"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 24, 2013 10:48 PM (7xPCu)


Used to know a 19 kid family, they turned up on the cover of a mag when I moved 350 miles away.  Helluva vocal family.  Glad for those who reproduce.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:54 PM (AGXDN)

516 Announcing the 2012 AoSHQ Commenter Standings Otherwise known as "The Antisocial, Agoraphobic Shut-in Misanthrope List". You have no idea how jealous I am right now. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2013 06:55 PM (MBqvE)

517 19 kids? Ehh gadz that's about 20 too many

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 06:56 PM (HVff2)

518 Used to know a 19 kid family, they turned up on the cover of a mag when I moved 350 miles away. Helluva vocal family. Glad for those who reproduce.
Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 10:54 PM
----------------

How the hell would you know if one went missing? How do you feed that many?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

519 Mike, I meant the rose Iceberg, not lettuce, but you have all my sympathies with your groundhogs. I have resorted to chain link fence cages in the past. Here, my uncle will come over and shoot 'em for me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 06:57 PM (wZbqz)

520 " Anyone else have a sociopath for a sibling that torments and tortures you mentally just for their own selfish ends and can't tell the truth from lies?" Not a sociopath but a narcissistic sister who has an insane need to suck up attention. I sit here 5 days and nights a week with my 95 year old, severely Alzeimers father. He can't be left alone at all. He is also going blind and has severe hearing loss. The kind of hearing loss where he asks you a question and you have to answer by shouting the answer at least 4 or 5 times before he hears it. This has been going on for more than 3 years. The only one of my siblings who does absolutely nothing to help out is my narcissistic, attention sponge sister. Because of her need to suck up attention, she calls up and babbles non-stop. My dad asks me some question, very loudly, while she's on the phone babbling and repeats the question at least 4 times because he can't hear my answer. The woman can hear him calling to me and keeps right on talking. It usually reaches a point where I end the call by saying something abrupt. This happened tonight. It took me 45 minutes to get over my anger.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 06:57 PM (Fc8Zx)

521 I see we're back on the lilac bush meme.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 06:58 PM (yfeAd)

522 523 BCochran, probably missed this video of girls and guns. http://youtu.be/hTAZ_FhA-vw Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 10:53 PM (U3VA+) Yum. I mean...uh.....talented young lady.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

523 Clay is a bitch, no doubt, but in gardening terms, I'd still prefer it to sand. Well, maybe not that blue clay....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:54 PM (wZbqz)


Sand can have water floated into it, which  soaks in.  Leading to easy pulling apart.  Clay is....clay.  Have dug into both.  Dunno about blue clay.  Erg.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 06:58 PM (AGXDN)

524 If Ben Affleck's cell phone bill is at a minimum of $50 a month, he is already over his $1.50 per day limit.

Posted by: Deli LLama at April 24, 2013 06:58 PM (lGu1O)

525 Anyone else have a sociopath for a sibling that torments and tortures you mentally just for their own selfish ends and can't tell the truth from lies?"

Wasn't he a president a couple of guys back?

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 06:59 PM (yfeAd)

526 513 ndh, , those dirty motherfuckers, I am at the end of my limit with all of them. Sorry for cussin but that's what they are.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 06:59 PM (vgd4f)

527 531 Mike, I meant the rose Iceberg, not lettuce, but you have all my sympathies with your groundhogs. I have resorted to chain link fence cages in the past. Here, my uncle will come over and shoot 'em for me. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:57 PM
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Ah. I suppose I might read the whole thread, eh? I am convinced that I would have to bury barbed wire to keep the little buggers out. I've given up..., I just grow things that they don't bother. Tomatoes, peppers, potatoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

528 All these seeming accidents are reminding me of the quote. "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.” Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 24, 2013 10:42 PM This. Word. There was a guy killed and another critically injured yesterday in an explosion in Michigan; I'm not wearing tin-foil, it looks like an "ordinary" industrial accident...but, still, lot of shit blowing up these days.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2013 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

529 Mom's 16 brothers and sisters and their offspring blanket the Pittsburgh area. Some moved but most are still in the area.

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 07:01 PM (Wl/Ht)

530 How the hell would you know if one went missing? How do you feed that many?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 10:56 PM (aDwsi)


Ha!  They were well to do.  Also, well fed by religiously inclined.  Respected and liked them.  A nice treat when they turned up far away.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 07:01 PM (AGXDN)

531

Other way around. cis-gendered means your brain agrees with your genitals. Posted by: Methos at April 24, 2013 10:44 PM (hO9ad)

 

 In other words, what we once called "normal?"

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 07:02 PM (R3gO3)

532

Tammy al-Thor, mama winger, everyone thanks!

 

And good night, it's bed time here.  Long day of yard work tomorrow.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 07:02 PM (GaqMa)

533 I mean...uh.....talented young lady. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT) and just a little bit edited..... the young ladies in the background don't have obvious ear pro and are right in the muzzle blast zone most poeple let that happen once.....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 07:02 PM (zzeVM)

534 You definitely don't want red clay.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 07:02 PM (yfeAd)

535 Well this will be our 1st spring and summer here, curious to see what all sprouts up. Hope there are no vermin slinking around, the democrap neighbor is bad enough

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 07:03 PM (HVff2)

536 Good Evening to the Horde !!!!! Just checking in to see how the good people of the Horde are doing tonight ."" " looks around " ...." Here are some chocolate chip cookies and brownies " .....and for those of you who would like beverage ....." Places a Wide variety of beverages ,soft drinks and Numerous bottles of alcoholic spirits on the table " ..... Now everyone behave and clean up the place when you are finished ....oh and the Ice and The Beer is over there in those 5 coolers .....love y'all !!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at April 24, 2013 07:03 PM (/7VRw)

537 Oh, yea, unammended clay is worse, but I meant that you can eventually tame clay, whereas sand doesn't amend near as well. And God forbid I should dig ANY of it; that's why I got married ! Sea lavender. Lest I forget, if nothing else, lou and BCoch, sea lavender is great in sandy soils and takes heat well. CAn't remember it's proper name, though. Looks nothing like lavender. I am sooo sleepy...gotta got to bed! Night y'all...behave yourselves!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 07:03 PM (wZbqz)

538 Mobile Fire-Rescue ‏@MobileFRD 6m BAE is sheltering in place. Part of Austal has been evacuated. A fourth explosion has occurred. Planning to let it burn. Still too unstable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 07:03 PM (piMMO)

539 My research has proved conclusively that boobehs are good. http://ozini.com/?p=5253

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 24, 2013 07:03 PM (jIaZt)

540 The terrorist has been in hospital for five days. He wasn't that badly injured. He should be in a detention center by now. Why are we coddling him? I heard mama terrorist isn't coming. Doesn't want to risk getting her ass thrown in jail.

Posted by: waldo at April 24, 2013 07:03 PM (y2XjR)

541 519 Well just finished with the air compressor and airbrush, this time remembered to bypass home security so no alarms sounding. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 10:52 PM (U3VA+)



You gonna post a set of process pics? = D

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (rm+Am)

542 19 kids? Ehh gadz that's about 20 too many Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 10:56 PM (HVff2) I can take care of that for you...

Posted by: Kermit "The Snipper" Gosnell at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)

543 538 513 ndh, , those dirty motherfuckers, I am at the end of my limit with all of them. Sorry for cussin but that's what they are. Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 10:59 PM


By all means rant away. Its really getting fucking silly.

Posted by: Berserker at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (FMbng)

544 the young ladies in the background don't have obvious ear pro and are right in the muzzle blast zone most poeple let that happen once..... Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 11:02 PM (zzeVM) ..in..the background.....??? Why are you..??? Nevermind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)

545 Nerdy-- Anything I would say would sound like a platitude..., still my thoughts are with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (aDwsi)

546 And the chips and pretzels are next to the Beer coolers !!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (/7VRw)

547 Interesting times in these parts.  And by these parts, I mean West of Constantinople. 

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 07:04 PM (AGXDN)

548
    Poverty in this country is a relative term.  Most of our "poor" would be unimaginably wealthy in the 3rd world.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2013 07:05 PM (SAMxH)

549 I think you'll have to wait around for Elijah Baley... Posted by: R. Daneel Olivaw at April 24, 2013 10:54 PM (Vk2pI) That'll be around the same time we recover from TFG and his merry band of fuckwits.

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 07:05 PM (Wl/Ht)

550 Conservative Monster, not asking for much are you?? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 07:06 PM (U3VA+)

551 Interesting times in these parts. And by these parts, I mean West of Constantinople. Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 11:04 PM (AGXDN) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YPnXBWl9Tk

Posted by: The Four Lads are Kyriarchs at April 24, 2013 07:06 PM (Vk2pI)

552 341 Thanks bebe I added the first 2 to my amazon list to look at in more depth later. I love political thrillers. Give Hearne a try. I swear he's a moron. He's supposed to be doing signings along the west coast this summer. I'm going to go and ask him. Check out the faqs at his website.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 07:06 PM (eHwGj)

553 Narcissistic Sister Part 2 She lives about a 2 hour drive away. She only visits 3 times a year, Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, when I get to prepare a big meal. But she shows what a caring person she is by suggesting that I do things such as, go to an auction sale in Ohio, or spend some time hanging out with her son and his wife when they are vacationing. She's too oblivious to figure out that I can't go anywhere unless I make arrangements with someone to stay with my dad, even though I tell her every single time, that I can't go anywhere unless I get someone to stay with Dad. One Thanksgiving she had the brass to say that she didn't know what to get Dad for Christmas, so how about she give me cash and I can go to the store and get him something he needs. My exact response to her was, "I can't just get in the car and go to the store."

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 07:07 PM (Fc8Zx)

554 Lol, no thanks Kermit, no need for the special,scissors

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 07:07 PM (HVff2)

555 Okay, sorry if I sound bitter, but the woman is wearing me down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 07:07 PM (Fc8Zx)

556 ndh, , those dirty motherfuckers, I am at the end of my limit with all of them. Sorry for cussin but that's what they are. *** They should have to abide by every damn law they pass, just like the serfs. Boehner has go to go. BTW, did you see this from earlier today? David Martosko ‏@EditMeDavid 6h Report: John BoehnerÂ’s daughter marrying Natty Lite-drinking pothead http://bit.ly/17TS9VT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 07:07 PM (piMMO)

557 Hang in there nerdygirl, enjoybyourntime with your dad

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)

558 532.

Yep. 90 year old father, 54 year old Obamaphone sister. Nuff said.


Posted by: Scanner Dan at April 24, 2013 07:09 PM (h5CN9)

559 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YPnXBWl9Tk

Posted by: The Four Lads are Kyriarchs at April 24, 2013 11:06 PM (Vk2pI)


Ha, makes me think of 80s music.  Yep, child of the 80s.

Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 07:09 PM (AGXDN)

560 567 Okay, sorry if I sound bitter, but the woman is wearing me down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 11:07 PM (Fc8Zx)



Well, you've earned it.  I don't know how you don't go through the phone at her. 

Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 24, 2013 07:10 PM (X6akg)

561 562 Conservative Monster, not asking for much are you?? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 11:06 PM (U3VA+)


Course not!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 07:11 PM (rm+Am)

562 That Affleck thing just continues to infuriate me. Does he have any concept how people with normal jobs get through life? When is the last time he even bought his own groceries? Does he know to be on the lookout for tags indicating a markdown because a product is near its sell by date, or too look for discontinued items on blowout?

There is more to quality of life than just having money. Exercising some judgment in how you spend makes a huge difference, unless you have so much money that you cannot conceive of even comparing two products if it means giving up some of your precious time.

Posted by: epobirs at April 24, 2013 07:11 PM (kcfmt)

563 hi all again
finally, home from work
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 07:12 PM (BBWjt)

564 Tammy, Thanks, will look into it. Night and sleep tight. No bed bugs,etc.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 07:12 PM (vgd4f)

565

My brother-in-law comes from a family of 12. I was going to say they all turned out fine, but I got into a screaming match about Walker with one of them - a real libtard. We were literally screaming "f you!" in each other's faces. So I guess the theory that one is bound to go off the rails is correct.

 

 I know another family of 12 and all of them were fine except for one of the older ones, a creepy guy who ended up going to jail for sexually abusing his own daughter. The rest of the family has basically written him off as dead. I was good friends with one of the girls, a sweet, wonderful person. She died of a brain tumor at age 50 - while her turd of an elder brother lives and breathes.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 24, 2013 07:13 PM (R3gO3)

566

yo RINOs

let me be the first to congratulate you on the ticket of Bush/Rubio in 2016

 

president Clinton will be overjoyed

 

spit

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 24, 2013 07:14 PM (GmdkW)

567 Good Lord this thread took off while I made dinner and cleaned up...

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 07:15 PM (9JjQ2)

568 If Ben Affleck's cell phone bill is at a minimum of $50 a month, he is already over his $1.50 per day limit.

Posted by: Deli LLama at April 24, 2013 10:58 PM (lGu1O)



Maybe he's using an Obamapho

Posted by: mugiwara at April 24, 2013 07:15 PM (hpYnL)

569 One is a Gypsy Rose the other is a Linda Hayes. Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2013 09:53 PM (GaqMa) Ya gotta watch the gypsy rose. Leaves always fall off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2013 07:15 PM (fNpC1)

570 http://tinyurl.com/bfza7xz

Exactly the leftists you imagine will protest dedication of new Bush library at SMU

“It’s quite disturbing,” protestor-on-the-street Hadi Jawad told KHOU. “It’s quite disheartening to see this monument, this edifice here in Dallas, Texas.”

Jawad also told the Houston CBS affiliate that he has “skin in the game” because he is “of Iraqi descent.”

He said he is still mad incensed about the war, calling it “the unnecessary and unjustifiable, the immoral and illegal war that Bush and Cheney took us into.”


====

http://tinyurl.com/62ghka

[O]n August 5th of this year (200 , Jawad heard that Cindy Sheehan wanted to go to Crawford. He sent her an e-mail inviting her to the Peace House, and the next day drove her down to Crawford. The CPH became the in-town connection for the month long vigil at Camp Casey. The Peace House in Crawford is a busy place these days, with renovations, meetings, and a “homecoming” for Sheehan on Thanksgiving. Jawad says, “How easy it is to feed hundreds of people is the essence of what we do.”

Jawad and Wolf feel that the efforts of the Dallas Peace Center and the Crawford Peace House have raised the consciousness of this whole areaÂ…

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J-Wad's skin in the game is firmly attached to Saddam Hussein.




Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 24, 2013 07:15 PM (0It32)

571

579  while I made dinner and cleaned up...

woman

watching the oprah channel too?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 24, 2013 07:16 PM (GmdkW)

572 Google search 'Pittsburgh' 'bank robbery' and 'deodorant.' My cuz! Yep, TFG supporter.

Posted by: RWC at April 24, 2013 07:16 PM (Wl/Ht)

573 555Berserker, AOS needs to to a rant/vent/curse etc thread. I guess most if them are now anyway!

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 07:16 PM (vgd4f)

574 Right, you're bloody well right, you got the bloody right to say
Right, you're bloody well right, you know you got a right to say
Ha-ha, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say
Yeah-yeah, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say
Me, I don't care anyway

Posted by: Virgil "Gus" Grissom at April 24, 2013 07:17 PM (e8kgV)

575 Watching the Hawks, ncj.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 07:17 PM (9JjQ2)

576 Conservative Monster, why don't you tackle a kit?? 
Have some fun n'est ce pas? 

Will be departing from what it should be painted as, just do not like the asymmetrical look resulting from one stocking while other leg is sheathed in a different colour legging.  Think will mask and paint two leggings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 07:18 PM (U3VA+)

577 nerdygirl, wow, sounds like your sister is a bit... umm... self-absorbed

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 07:19 PM (BBWjt)

578

587  ahhhh

i'll leave you be then

 

for now.........

 

and i'm off to a bubblebath myself

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 24, 2013 07:19 PM (GmdkW)

579 Hey chemjeff your frig working?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 07:21 PM (HVff2)

580 Hey Lou, 'Ettes of the Moron Horde over on Ravelry has a rant-specific thread. The group is intended to be PG-13 or milder, but that particular thread has no language restrictions.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 24, 2013 07:22 PM (wbeNt)

581 Lol, no thanks Kermit, no need for the special,scissors Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 11:07 PM (HVff2) Don't worry Kermit, you'll always be welcome in the 9th circle of hell...

Posted by: Josef Mengele at April 24, 2013 07:23 PM (Vk2pI)

582 478 This splody shit's getting kinda UN-coincidencey. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 10:43 PM (/gHaE) Yeah, lots of infrastructure suddenly going boom. Maybe we just happen to be paying closer attention now but it does seem suspicious.

Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2013 07:23 PM (CWlPF)

583 592 Polliwog, I like it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 07:24 PM (vgd4f)

584 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YPnXBWl9Tk Posted by: The Four Lads are Kyriarchs at April 24, 2013 11:06 PM (Vk2pI) Ha, makes me think of 80s music. Yep, child of the 80s. Posted by: bikermailman at April 24, 2013 11:09 PM (AGXDN) Probably thinking of the "They Might Be Giants" cover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 07:24 PM (Vk2pI)

585 Blasting, billowing, bursting forth
With the power of ten billion butterfly sneezes
Man, with his flaming pyre
Has conquered the wayward breezes

Posted by: Virgil "Gus" Grissom at April 24, 2013 07:25 PM (e8kgV)

586 And with that, I head for bed. See you tomorrow, horde.

Posted by: joncelli at April 24, 2013 07:25 PM (CWlPF)

587
    Time for the old folk.  Some range time tomorrow, since there is much yard work to do.  


       Goodnite, good people.      Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2013 07:26 PM (SAMxH)

588 wow, I got sucked down a rabbit hole tangent when searching for "Gove fire" I came across "Cocoanut Grove Fire" stuff. Been reading with horrified fascination.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2013 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)

589 Mmmmm....... Jello

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2013 07:26 PM (xKC/c)

590 Could it be the rotten economy leading to catastrophically deferred maitenance? There was a scary lot of that going on at the ammonium nitrate plant John was accountant for.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 24, 2013 07:27 PM (wbeNt)

591 for all you wagging the Scots thingie up-thread, this: http://dotsub.com/view/6c5d7514-5656-476a-9504-07dd4e2f6509 found here: http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/2013/04/wnw-scooooootlaaaaaaaand.html

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at April 24, 2013 07:27 PM (JMmQ9)

592 That image of the new c-note sparks a memory.

 NBC's promo for Amazing Stories (1985):

http://youtu.be/XgWueLJvWOs


Posted by: derit at April 24, 2013 07:27 PM (I88Jc)

593 Some Cartoon Heroes
http://youtu.be/Q_LPJllaogU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 07:27 PM (U3VA+)

594 Searcy sighting, "The Fugitive", currently getting mouthy with Tommy Lee Jones.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 07:28 PM (lGVXf)

595 On drudge... Lawamakers, aides may get obamacare exemption. If you want to go to bed seeing red, bleeding from your eyes just head that little gem.

Posted by: ET at April 24, 2013 07:29 PM (YpjaN)

596 b 588 Conservative Monster, why don't you tackle a kit?? Have some fun n'est ce pas? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 11:18 PM (U3VA+)


Ha!    I have enough backlogs as it is.  

You'd have better luck getting me to finish the artsy stuff I was mulling about.  =P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 07:29 PM (rm+Am)

597 Thank God! A real ONT. Sorry ChemJeff but your sciencie ONT gave me nightmares.

Posted by: walkertrpug at April 24, 2013 07:30 PM (5F76G)

598 Head = read ....

Posted by: ET at April 24, 2013 07:31 PM (YpjaN)

599 Good nite Horde, be well

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 07:34 PM (HVff2)

600 Searcy sighting, "The Fugitive", currently getting mouthy with Tommy Lee Jones. Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 11:28 PM (lGVXf) A little mood music:

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 24, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

601 Searcy sighting, "The Fugitive", currently getting mouthy with Tommy Lee Jones. Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 11:28 PM (lGVXf) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxQyh_ZN1JI

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 24, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

602 "Hang in there nerdygirl, enjoybyourntime with your dad" Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian Exactly. I can handle the situation with my dad. He's still walking around and so on, which for his age is good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 07:35 PM (Fc8Zx)

603 Night MH

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 24, 2013 07:35 PM (wbeNt)

604 I've posted this before, but it needs repeatin': "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_Wolfe

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at April 24, 2013 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

605 So many doors, how did you choose?
So much to gain, so much to lose
So many things got in your way
No time today, no time today

Be careful not to lose your head
Remember what the Dormouse said, Alice!

Posted by: Jared Loughner at April 24, 2013 07:36 PM (e8kgV)

606 Wow, I am impressed by how many comments Vic had last year as well as so many others. I'm still trying to think of a different name to use here instead of what I use now. Does Vic win a prize? Good Evening everyone!

Posted by: CarolT at April 24, 2013 07:36 PM (z4WKX)

607 Alton, that's some funny shit

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 07:37 PM (eHwGj)

608 walkertrpug, I apologize
I now know not to include articles revolving around penis swabbing

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 07:38 PM (BBWjt)

609 yo RINOs
let me be the first to congratulate you on the ticket of Bush/Rubio in 2016

president Clinton will be overjoyed

spit Posted by: navycopjoe at April 24, 2013 11:14 PM



It has become a fucking game. One side wins and rapes the public, the other side rakes in money from donors and all their buddies make a fortune. End result, they all make a fortune, winners govern like douchebags, and we suffer.

Posted by: Berserker at April 24, 2013 07:38 PM (FMbng)

610 Conservative Monster, want a challenge on getting something finished and submitted?

http://lacda.com/juried/juriedshow.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 07:38 PM (U3VA+)

611 Does Vic win a prize?>>

Yes he spends so much time staring at a computer screen those kids on his lawn don't bother him at all.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 07:39 PM (qo244)

612 Good coverage of the explosions/fire in Mobile https://twitter.com/NewsBreaker

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 07:39 PM (piMMO)

613 LC La Wedgie, Would it be bad of me to suggest that they should check Hadi Jawad for bomb stuff? I mean, geez, maybe he read "The Catcher in the Rye" or his fellow students didn't make him prom queen.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 07:40 PM (Fc8Zx)

614

Hi y'all.

 

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 07:41 PM (4Mwv/)

615 Posted by: navycopjoe at April 24, 2013 11:14 PM


please, it's going to be Christy instead of Rubio

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 07:42 PM (vJdyz)

616 Bomber!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 07:42 PM (eHwGj)

617 622 Conservative Monster, want a challenge on getting something finished and submitted?  http://lacda.com/juried/juriedshow.html 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 11:38 PM (U3VA+)



That seems just a "little" outside my league of art skill.  = P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 07:44 PM (rm+Am)

618 591 Hey chemjeff your frig working?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 24, 2013 11:21 PM (HVff2)


Well it isn't squeaking and the beer isn't warm so, for now, it is all good


oh shoot she went to bed didn't she

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 07:45 PM (BBWjt)

619 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 11:40 PM

As he was knee deep in the "Holyland foundation" fiasco -- I would guess that he keeps a low profile on hazardous chemicals.  (heh)

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 24, 2013 07:45 PM (0It32)

620 Earthquake over here yesterday.  5.6, shook for a lot longer than I expected it would.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 07:46 PM (4Mwv/)

621 Alton, that's some funny shit Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 11:37 PM Thanks bebes. Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at April 24, 2013 07:47 PM (JMmQ9)

622 Wow. Ben Franklin on acid.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2013 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

623 Annette makes a yellow pantsuit look great.  And Frankie is cute as heck but always had weird hair. 

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 07:47 PM (DoZD+)

624 Sure Conservative Monster.  Sure. 

Here have some cosplay.
http://youtu.be/vYUM3s-atVE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 07:49 PM (U3VA+)

625 is anyone else having reload issues?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 07:51 PM (BBWjt)

626 I hate it when celebrities try to show they are still one of the little people.  Who cares.  I detest celebs.  They are high on my list of detestable people.  Right under politicians and journalists.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 07:51 PM (DoZD+)

627 Where'd everybody go? 

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 07:52 PM (4Mwv/)

628 Happiness is NOT being the guy who gets called to stabilize crises...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 07:52 PM (zgYpV)

629 is anyone else having reload issues?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 11:51 PM

It's gettin' flakey.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 24, 2013 07:52 PM (0It32)

630

I am tech challenged.  Little Infidel helped me find a cheap mp3 for music and such while out doing yard work.  Can I upload podcasts to that or do I need an ipod? 

 

 

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 07:52 PM (gqEUi)

631 Hockey

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 07:53 PM (tRdKb)

632 "Oscar-winning millionaire Ben Affleck will live on just $1.50 for (at least) one day next week, all while knowing that he can go back to his regular, multi-million dollar life."

Here's what I want these spoiled liberal Hollywood fuckheads to do:

Live for a couple of months in a bad neighborhood.

And when I say, "a bad neighborhood", I mean a REALLY BAD neighborhood. The kind of place where police response times are extremely slow or nonexistent because the cops are actually frightened to go in there, and slow-roll it when they get a 9-1-1 call.

I want the asshole celebrities in question to live there totally incognito, disguised as ordinary schmucks, with no burly armed personal security. In a cheap apartment with flimsy doors and a single chain lock to keep the wolves out.

And *then* I want to know what they think about gun ownership after living through that. If they do live through it. If they don't? The pool of shallow celebrities is deep. We'll pull up some others to fill in for the newly missing.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2013 07:53 PM (gqT4g)

633 "It has become a fucking game. One side wins and rapes the public, the other side rakes in money from donors and all their buddies make a fortune. End result, they all make a fortune, winners govern like douchebags, and we suffer. Posted by: Berserker" And the self serving bastards in congress get a waiver from that piece of garbage Obamacare monstrosity that they inflicted on the rest of us.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2013 07:55 PM (Fc8Zx)

634 638 I hate it when celebrities try to show they are still one of the little people. Affleck is a consistent supporter of Operation Gratitude, so I have to give him some credit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 07:55 PM (eHwGj)

635 Infidel, you should be able to play most podcasts on a typical mp3 player, doesn't have to be an ipod

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 07:57 PM (BBWjt)

636 After a few Maiden vid's, my blood is up. "Wrathchild", for instance.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 07:57 PM (lGVXf)

637 Can I upload podcasts to that or do I need an ipod?

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 11:52 PM


This program would probably make it a lot easier Works with Windows XP/Vista/7

http://tinyurl.com/csfdkym

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 24, 2013 07:57 PM (0It32)

638 I'm Guessing Ben didn't have too much trouble living on the $1.50 for a day. If I don't count gas in the car, HVAC for the house, eating the food in the fridge... I go lots of days spending $0 out of pocket. Then budget change hits the next day and $2,000 fly's out of my account for all that monthly crap coming due.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 07:58 PM (qo244)

639 Mike, I meant the rose Iceberg, not lettuce, but you have all my sympathies with your groundhogs. I have resorted to chain link fence cages in the past. Here, my uncle will come over and shoot 'em for me. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 24, 2013 10:57 PM (wZbqz) Tammy al-Thor, I have 200+ roses in my garden. Do you have Iceberg rose or Climbing Iceberg? I started growing a few roses in 1985 or 1986, now I have removed everything and I have roses everywhere. I had Cl. Iceberg for so many years it didn't make it on my list of where and when I bought it. That one died over the winter of 2003 or 2004. I replaced it in 2006. In the past few years that climber has been so big I have to use a ladder and an extra long pruning stick to remove dead flowers. I chopped a lot more than usual off this spring to try to get it back in bounds and to encourage new basal shoots from the soil level. I also have Iceberg floribunda rose, that one was acting almost like the climber. I removed more than I usually do this year due to the winter, some roses that have been in the ground for eight years died, usually it's the newer ones that die here in MA. My brother was extubated today, but he has no coordination in his hand and can't wiggle his toes. Thanks to everyone that offered prayers Saturday and last night. He needs more time and he's very confused from the drugs that kept him sedated to tolerate the ventilator. I truly appreciate it. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at April 24, 2013 07:58 PM (z4WKX)

640 Where'd everybody go? Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 11:52 PM (4Mwv/) hey Bomber. This before or after breakfast chow?

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 07:59 PM (zzeVM)

641 OK, I'm out My descent into YouTube hell has commenced. First up: Sniff'n The Tears Driver's Seat" It goes downhill from there... tomorrow night, mi amigos f

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at April 24, 2013 07:59 PM (JMmQ9)

642 646 638 I hate it when celebrities try to show they are still one of the little people. Affleck is a consistent supporter of Operation Gratitude, so I have to give him some credit. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 11:55 PM (eHwGj) What is he supposed to do? Never do anything like this because he is rich?

Posted by: eman at April 24, 2013 07:59 PM (71gyQ)

643

>>After a few Maiden vid's, my blood is up.

 

I just got a pile of new Maiden Vinyl today!

 

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 08:00 PM (tRdKb)

644 Here have some cosplay. http://youtu.be/vYUM3s-atVE Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 11:49 PM (U3VA+)/i] I recognize far too many of these at a glance...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 24, 2013 08:00 PM (Vk2pI)

645 Thanks chemjeff.  I just looked up what we bookmarked.  2gb.  12.99.  Just need some entertainment since the garden is going to be so big this year.  Would love to load the Adam Corolla or Dennis Miller podcasts.

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 08:00 PM (gqEUi)

646 Nerdy girl, I keep thinking this will be the thing with whatever outrageous thing they do, and then they up the ante. So sick of all of them. We need all new congress and senate, then they must stay home, no moving to Washington! They all get corrupted.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:01 PM (vgd4f)

647

>>> This before or after breakfast chow?

Jake, was during.  It's 0830 Thursday here.

They actually had bacon at breakfast today.  Something about being in a Muslim country just makes bacon that much better.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 08:02 PM (4Mwv/)

648 I still haven't figured out what Japanese school girls, Steve Jobs, and crabs all have to do with each other...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 24, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)

649 I'm starting to smell sulfur up in heah.

Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez at April 24, 2013 08:02 PM (BVkEs)

650 2gb. 12.99. Just need some entertainment since the garden is going to be so big this year. Would love to load the Adam Corolla or Dennis Miller podcasts. Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2013 12:00 AM (gqEUi) are the podcasts less than 2GB?

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:03 PM (zzeVM)

651 TPH besides all the Sailor Moon and Trinity Blood?  And Final Fantasy, Street Fighter, and Soul Caliber?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:03 PM (U3VA+)

652 Thanks Wedgie, bookmared for future use.  Little I will have to help me with that too.

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 08:05 PM (gqEUi)

653 Huh, Steve Jobs gave Japanese schoolgirls crabs?

Learn something everyday at the HQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2013 08:06 PM (xKC/c)

654 Jobs ano fuku no kani?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:06 PM (U3VA+)

655 It's 0830 Thursday here. They actually had bacon at breakfast today. Something about being in a Muslim country just makes bacon that much better. Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 12:02 AM (4Mwv/) that' right both fuckedupvill and India are both not even hours from GMT or Zulu time or whatever they call it now 10pm MDT here

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:07 PM (zzeVM)

656 TPH besides all the Sailor Moon and Trinity Blood? And Final Fantasy, Street Fighter, and Soul Caliber? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 12:03 AM (U3VA+) Yup. Like Madoka and Valkyria Chronicles...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 24, 2013 08:07 PM (Vk2pI)

657 What is he supposed to do? Never do anything like this because he is rich? I don't get your point. I was giving him credit for doing the right thing with Op Gratitude.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 08:07 PM (eHwGj)

658 I still haven't figured out what Japanese school girls, Steve Jobs, and crabs all have to do with each other...>>

Something some dream of fucking.
Something fucking dead
Something you get fucking?

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 08:07 PM (qo244)

659 Groceries are getting expensive. I can carry $100 worth of groceries in one trip. That's how I track inflation. Then again, Kroger is expensive as crap. Ps - buy your essentials at a Mexican shop if you want to save an impressive amount of money. You can practice your Spanish too. You'll need it soon anyways :-/

Posted by: ElKomandante at April 24, 2013 08:07 PM (n35Oa)

660

are the podcasts less than 2GB?

Hell if I know.  Gonna have to research that.  Recommendations for something else cheap?

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2013 08:08 PM (gqEUi)

661 I was happy to see Valkyria Chronicles in that video.  Though they were sadly lacking Selveria Bless aka the Blue Witch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:08 PM (U3VA+)

662

is anyone else having reload issues?

 

Firearms or computer?

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 08:10 PM (+9AX9)

663 okay, going to bed all
good night, be well
and remember, we are one day closer to getting TFG out of here

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2013 08:10 PM (BBWjt)

664 666 Huh, Steve Jobs gave Japanese schoolgirls crabs? Learn something everyday at the HQ Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2013 12:06 AM (xKC/c) Heh, perfect get. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiura

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 24, 2013 08:10 PM (Vk2pI)

665 674 The Political Hat, yep. I got on his ass when Rand Paul was doing the filibuster, he sent me some bs letter, Liar!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:11 PM (vgd4f)

666

I hate it when celebrities try to show they are still one of the little people.

Affleck is a consistent supporter of Operation Gratitude, so I have to give him some credit.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 11:55 PM (eHwGj)

What is he supposed to do?

Never do anything like this because he is rich?

 

 

First of all, ditch the $1.50 a day.  That's a gimmick.  Try 5 or 10 dollars a day and do it for a month.  One day is stupid and proves nothing.  So he has good intentions.  Well good for him.  It's meaningless and a dollar fifty  a day for ONE DAY gives him no insight into anything.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 08:12 PM (DoZD+)

667 618 Carol T,

Vic gets the special Democratonium level access....

It's a prestigious bennie....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:12 PM (LRFds)

668 666 Blanco basura,

Congrats on the magic number, and the rather apt Jobs reset

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:14 PM (LRFds)

669 Yo moar-ons.  Someday, I aspire to make it on the top commenter list... not sure I have that much worth saying.  Oh, not a requirement- never mind.

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 08:15 PM (JeTjJ)

670 Its pretty amazing that Bandai, Pony Canyon, Star Child, Ghibli, and Gainax are still around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:15 PM (U3VA+)

671 Bomber,

I had to go fight a fire at the shop not a literal one a figurative one...

now I am contemplating either posting here for a bit or playing FO:NV to reset to zero so I don't wake up the Mrs...


ARGHHH

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:16 PM (LRFds)

672 I miss Annette, she was my first crush and love i had when I was young. 
Pisses me off that castro of cuba is still alive after all these centuries and Annette is dead.  It is NOT equable at all.
Where did I come in on your Commenter Standings survey? Did I even make the top 100?

Posted by: Heltau at April 24, 2013 08:17 PM (Tp2Qu)

673 683 Zeera,


trust me...giggling at air can grab you a few hundred posts a month/week/or day depending on your sleep cycle.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:17 PM (LRFds)

674 So he has good intentions. Well good for him. I didn't say shit about his stupid $1.50 bullshit. I said I give him credit for supporting Op Gratitude. Period. If you're going to intentionally misinterpret what I said & go all apeshit, I'll go spend dome time on dead tree. Life is bad enough, I'm not going to sit here and listen to yet another flip out if you just want to be pissy and not have any giggles.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 08:17 PM (eHwGj)

675 Hi bebe's how you been?

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:20 PM (vgd4f)

676 200 kbdabear, only 5th place? Good grief.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 24, 2013 09:46 PM

Radar gun charts indicate I've lost 2 mph off my fastball

I blame global warming

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 08:20 PM (mCvL4)

677 Congrats on the magic number, and the rather apt Jobs reset

Thanks, sven.  I'm bouncing between here and ebay, wasn't really trying for it.

Lesson learned?  Don't try.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2013 08:20 PM (xKC/c)

678 Recommendations for something else cheap? Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2013 12:08 AM (gqEUi) the tiny ipod is 1GB and they want $50 for it

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:20 PM (zzeVM)

679

Money that grows on trees.

The ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at April 24, 2013 08:21 PM (8cOY0)

680 Posted by: navycopjoe at April 24, 2013 11:14 PM (GmdkW) I read most of Dick Cheney's autobiography and he had to change to a citizen so Wyoming to be GWB's VP. I don't remember if it's a law or candidate unofficial rules that they have to be from different states. I'm too tired to look.

Posted by: CarolT at April 24, 2013 08:21 PM (z4WKX)

681

He makes millions a year and tries to pull off a $1.50 a day look at me stunt.

Bah!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 08:21 PM (+9AX9)

682 Affleck will tweet his experience Umm, if his cell phone/data plan is more than $45/month, he's already blown his pledge right there.

Posted by: Brendan at April 24, 2013 08:21 PM (2jQGY)

683 689 Hi bebe's how you been? Hi Lou. I'm ok. Got 3 hots & a cot, and was able to get out of bed & get dressed without help so it can't be all that bad. How you doing?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 08:22 PM (eHwGj)

684

What the attacker didn't know was that Hendrix has 4th degree black belt in Kishindo and keeps a 29" long, high-carbon-steel Samurai katana by his bed.

For now.  Katana control on agenda, right after Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at April 24, 2013 08:22 PM (zw+pb)

685 Well I printed them and copied them on some good ol' résumé paper on my color laserjet. I'm having a little trouble decrypting the background words that say "IMEN SPE," But I think I'll try buying another computer tomorrow anyway...

That'd be cool, right?

Posted by: Ray Sist, savage peasant at April 24, 2013 08:23 PM (CuDT2)

686 1567 sockpuppet names.  And I didn't even think anyone was counting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2013 08:24 PM (bmzsF)

687 $1.50 = Value menu sausage biscuit/hash brown

Good for a day.


Posted by: Craig Poe at April 24, 2013 08:24 PM (BVkEs)

688 680 Katya,

Ace was on a tear about #caring on Twitter...

I had a tweet good enough he retweeted it....


19 Apr

if would actually rut my mascara wouldn't run so often


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:24 PM (LRFds)

689 If Ben Affleck finds himself having to choose between paying rent or buying groceries, or keeping the utilities going or getting his car fixed, he can then tell us how he relates to the poor

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 08:25 PM (mCvL4)

690 First of all, ditch the $1.50 a day. That's a gimmick. Try 5 or 10 dollars a day and do it for a month. One day is stupid and proves nothing. So he has good intentions. Well good for him. It's meaningless and a dollar fifty a day for ONE DAY gives him no insight into anything. Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 25, 2013 12:12 AM (DoZD+) $10 a day for food? Total luxury.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 08:25 PM (Vk2pI)

691 690 KBDaBear,

work in more junk on the sinker...

they whiff that stuff


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:25 PM (LRFds)

692 697 bebe's. I'm good. Just chilling, drinking a beer, hubby in bed, he goes to work at 4am. And I can't sleep, so here I am

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:26 PM (vgd4f)

693 Leftover breakfast pizza from Secretaries, er, Administrative Assistant day.  Score!  Both sausage AND bacon.  *burp*

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 08:26 PM (JeTjJ)

694 706 lou's a girl,

well I'm glad you're around...

I'm trying to think up a setting to help my son create a RPG setting for GURPs

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:27 PM (LRFds)

695 I read most of Dick Cheney's autobiography and he had to change to a citizen so Wyoming to be GWB's VP. I don't remember if it's a law or candidate unofficial rules that they have to be from different states. I'm too tired to look. Posted by: CarolT at April 25, 2013 12:21 AM (z4WKX) Its due to the 12th Amendment: http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/amendmentxii

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 08:27 PM (Vk2pI)

696 Leaving myself an hour to do a multilayer jello desert was ... not smart.   

Video made me smile with the pimp-kachu.    Only recognized maybe a fifth of all the cosplays, sadly.     

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 24, 2013 08:27 PM (rm+Am)

697 Anyone paying attention about Syria? that place is some fucked up shit The USA should not put a foot in Syria it is loose loose. other than maybe nuking their WMD

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:28 PM (zzeVM)

698 703 If Ben Affleck finds himself having to choose between paying rent or buying groceries, or keeping the utilities going or getting his car fixed, he can then tell us how he relates to the poor

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2013 12:25 AM (mCvL4)



Or my personal favorite: pay the utility bills or the mortgage, but not both. And have the bank piss on you when you ask for a refi or relief, because you aren't black and have been good about paying in the past.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 08:28 PM (VLG62)

699 PUMA MS PUMA are you around???

Is any of the AoSHQ {b]STEAMPUNK set still on?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:28 PM (LRFds)

700 I admittedly have a low tolerance for most celebrities.  I'm glad to see Affleck doing something for someone else beyond lip service.  But one day is nothing.  People go one one day fasts for many reasons and it takes little effort.  If he's trying to experience true hunger, one day doesn't do it.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 08:29 PM (DoZD+)

701 $10 a day for food? Total luxury.>>

If you cook from scratch $10 a day is luxury. If you don't and eat fast food it's getting fatter subsistence living.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 08:29 PM (qo244)

702 Nice format fail Sven...

14 kajillion posts and your pixy fu still sucks

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:29 PM (LRFds)

703 other than maybe nuking their WMD Isn't it technically saddam's WMD that Assad was storing for him as a favor?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 24, 2013 08:29 PM (eHwGj)

704 Forgot about this video - ol Siggie Freud and his cigar.
http://youtu.be/wTAIv3cBwlQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:29 PM (U3VA+)

705 I think you meant Siggie Fraud. Just because he thought of his little head as his whole world, doesn't mean the rest of us have to.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2013 08:30 PM (VLG62)

706

I think somebody upthread mentioned it already, but "poor" people in America would be the 1% almost anywhere else in the world.

 

If Ben Affleck wants to make a point, have him come live in a village in Afghanistan for a month.  Even a decent-sized city like Jalalabad. 

 

Our terps make more than an ANA colonel, and it works out to less than $1000 a month.  They are rich by local standards, but they can't get normal things like diaper rash ointment or OTC meds for their kids. 

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 08:31 PM (4Mwv/)

707 Isn't it technically saddam's WMD that Assad was storing for him as a favor? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 25, 2013 12:29 AM (eHwGj) probably, from what I understand it is almost all chemical(including all the types) but not much Bio and no nuke capability except for maybe dirty bombs

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:32 PM (zzeVM)

708 714 Katya,

It's masturbation by a guy who could feed Boston for a month....

it is like Al-Jizzya bragging gore is worth more than Romney now...

er "okay" so is he a fucking evil asshole now or is that just every human being not with a "-d" after their name America?

Not trying to slag you personally...I get what Affleck is "trying" to do and I don't buy it...

sorry if I seem cross with you I sincerely didn't intend it...

I was raised "charity" is given silently and where it does the most good...not where it makes me orgasm for myself in the mirror

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:32 PM (LRFds)

709 708 Sven, Thanks. I don't know what gurp or RPG is, but I am glad there is a few morons about. Everyone is usually in bed at this time during the week except us west coasters.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:32 PM (vgd4f)

710 672 Groceries are getting expensive. I can carry $100 worth of groceries in one trip. That's how I track inflation. Then again, Kroger is expensive as crap. Ps - buy your essentials at a Mexican shop if you want to save an impressive amount of money. You can practice your Spanish too. You'll need it soon anyways :-/ Posted by: ElKomandante at April 25, 2013 12:07 AM (n35Oa) All we have around here is Kroger, and until Wal-Mart built a mega store nearby, I had no idea just how over priced they are. We can actually buy name brands at WalMart for less than what Kroger sells their house brand. Plus those union fucks at Kroger have got to be the surliest bunch of asswipes that I have ever seen. The only ones that even speak to customers are the retirees and high school kids that work there. They also do a real shitty job of rotating their stock, and sticking frozen/refridgerated stuff that has been around the store for hours back into the cases. Nothing like opening a jug of milk and pouring out cottage cheese.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 24, 2013 08:32 PM (Zd/NW)

711
so if you only had $1/day for food could you survive on a BK double cheeseburger?  you got your meat, some veggies, some fat and protien and vitamins.  I just don't know if there is enough calories, although it beats living in NorKorea I'm sure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2013 08:33 PM (jKWYf)

712 718 Ms Puma,

Ah you are still here ma'am....

I am pondering trying to make an alternate history 1898-1914 setting.....

SteamPunk with Dirigible Based Naval Air forces may need some brainstorming partners on "rules and paradigms"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)

713 Steampunk..  RPG   the system for 1899?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:34 PM (U3VA+)

714 we need someone to develop a nuke without the mushroom cloud so it is easier to use them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

715 Y5, that is called an enhanced radiation weapon.  The neutron bomb.  Kills living matter but leaves the real estate pretty much unmussed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:35 PM (U3VA+)

716 I think somebody upthread mentioned it already, but "poor" people in America would be the 1% almost anywhere else in the world.[/] the poor in the US have at least 1 TV a microwave and most own a car unless they are in an urban area

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:36 PM (zzeVM)

717

I get what Affleck is "trying" to do and I don't buy it...

sorry if I seem cross with you I sincerely didn't intend it...

I was raised "charity" is given silently and where it does the most good

 

 

 

 

 

I think we're saying the same thing.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 08:36 PM (DoZD+)

718 723 Lou's a Girl,

GURPs is "Generic Universal role Playing System" and "RPG" is role playing game....

My son, God bless him is not in any way shape or form a D+D or history nerd like his dad....

add in that he is having trouble with systems dynamic cognition and sequential reasoning and I think teaching him to build a structured system and playing with it and researching some might be a good summer exercise....

he has enough interest I don't feel it is torture

Glad you all are here, and I am sorry i am not here more for the swing shift but in my defense I am sleeping almost 5 hours a night now!

YAY

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:37 PM (LRFds)

719 hey Anna. I want the whole enchilada, hellish radiation blast effect, everything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

720 ". . . poverty cosplay for the elite . . . "


hehehe. I'm gonna be chuckling about that one for quite a while.

Potemkin sympathy. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:38 PM (yR6A1)

721 Ben Affleck living on $1.50 for one day to raise awareness of poverty is like Michael Moore living on one bucket of chicken for a day to raise awareness of world hunger

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 08:38 PM (mCvL4)

722 727 Anna Puma,

Yeah GDW had "Space 1889" but the GDW game mechanics are a little complex i am wating a simpler and more streamlined system to start him with....

Mostly I am trying to create an "age of colonization" with a rather early War Plan Orange backdrop

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:38 PM (LRFds)

723 Is it wrong to drink a beer while watching a really dumb 1988 movie called clean and sober.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:38 PM (vgd4f)

724 729 Anna Puma,

or as i call it "yes more please"


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:39 PM (LRFds)

725

>>>>GURPs is "Generic Universal role Playing System" and "RPG" is role playing game....

Ha, I was thinking of a different kind of RPG and trying to figure out GURP in that context.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 08:40 PM (4Mwv/)

726 Groceries are getting expensive. I can carry $100 worth of groceries in one trip. That's how I track inflation. **** I spent $234 this morning and it didn't come close to filling the cart. The price of meat has gotten out of hand. T-bones were half-off and the smallest they had was still $8.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 24, 2013 08:41 PM (piMMO)

727 why ruin beer with a lousy movie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

728 739 Bomber,

Heh he's a lot more pacifistic in that sense than i ever was.

he wants to be a coastie and dive if able...

"I'd like to kill pirates if need be dad...nobody gets angry when you kill pirates."

If the poor boy only knew

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

729 732 Sven, oh. Don't play any video/computer games.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:42 PM (vgd4f)

730 A federal judge went to the hospital and read the Miranda rights to shitbird # two? What The Fuck ?

Posted by: Christmasghost at April 24, 2013 08:42 PM (xagT+)

731 705 690 KBDaBear,

work in more junk on the sinker...

they whiff that stuff


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 12:25 AM

The Mets are good for that. They bopped around Stephen Strasburg with his 100 mph heater last week, but tonight they had trouble with Ted Lilly's 85 mph southpaw servings

Even in the Mets great years, junkballing southpaws have given them fits

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 08:43 PM (mCvL4)

732 I think we're saying the same thing.
Posted by: katya the designated driver>>

I'll translate, Ben Afflek is a dick but this is a good ad for Operation Gratitude which is a worthy cause douchebags should donate to.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 08:43 PM (qo244)

733 Sven, Belgians in the Congo with steam powered mechs and airships.  And the Germans are trying to take the Congo away.  For some odd reason the Kaiser wants some useless jungle.  Then there is this really ratty nerf herder garbage scow of a tiny airship called the African Queen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:43 PM (U3VA+)

734 spent already and it is not even a quarter to 1?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

735 Heh,

I just (re)discovered Windows 2000 runs fine on a Cyrix 686 chip, but XP refuses to install because the 686 doesn't implement the CPUID and CMPXCHG8 instructions.

I'd love to know the political back story about why that happened.

I doubt there was any compelling technical reason since XP is basically just a pimped up Windows 2000 with more drivers. 

Windows 2000 actually ran shocking fast on the 686 and that with only 64M memory.

I wonder if the box vendors paid off Microsoft to do that to drive a fresh round of hardware sales when people found out XP was "incompatible"

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 08:44 PM (/gHaE)

736 743 Lou's a Girl,

Nah that's okay trust me it is not something I brag about....

"Yeah BABY I am 100% ex-INF and D+D Nerd...ALPHA ALL THE WAY!"

It doesn't flow well ma'am...

but it did teach me systems dynamics a little. I could use help brainstorming a setting though and i know several of the ONT gang and Dawn patrol are SteamPunk fans

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)

737

yankeefifth at April 25, 2013 12:34 AM

Can't vouch for the site.

 

http://tinyurl.com/crmthv5.

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 08:44 PM (+9AX9)

738 so if you only had $1/day for food could you survive on a BK double cheeseburger? you got your meat, some veggies, some fat and protien and vitamins. I just don't know if there is enough calories, although it beats living in NorKorea I'm sure. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2013 12:33 AM (jKWYf) In North Korea, a handful of dirt is considered a luxury meal...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 08:45 PM (Vk2pI)

739 "FoxNews: Lawmakers warn cost of federal free phone program spinning out of control "

Libs think that something spinning out of control is a potential new green energy source. So, obviously, more please.

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:45 PM (yR6A1)

740 I've been having connectivity issues tonight. There have been some storms moving through the area. Anyway, I've been wanting to link this. SMOD is on the rampage again. Up close and personal. http://www.wtvm.com/story/22053662/officials-confirm-meteorite-hit-wolcott-home

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2013 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

741

I'll translate, Ben Afflek is a dick but this is a good ad for Operation Gratitude which is a worthy cause douchebags should donate to.

 

 

 

 

 

That's what I was trying to say.  I'm not that eloquent when my sleep aid is kicking in.

 

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 08:45 PM (DoZD+)

742 Dissent to the barrel stat!

Schnell!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:45 PM (U3VA+)

743 After a few Maiden vid's, my blood is up.

"Wrathchild", for instance. Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 11:57 PM (


Good choice.

Posted by: Berserker at April 24, 2013 08:45 PM (FMbng)

744 741 Yankeefifth, it has Michael Keaton and the Morgan freeman in it, yes turning it to something else, just realized its over two hours long, sheesh.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:46 PM (vgd4f)

745 wtf?

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:46 PM (yR6A1)

746 which is a worthy cause douchebags should donate to.>>

Rereading 746 it should be

which is a worthy cause douchebags that follow Ben should donate to

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 08:46 PM (qo244)

747 Oooh, that's a barrel'n.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2013 08:46 PM (tRdKb)

748 A federal judge went to the hospital and read the Miranda rights to shitbird # two?
What The Fuck ?


Probably didn't want to take any chances with a cop fucking it up.  A jury will believe it happened if a Federal judge says he did it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 08:46 PM (/gHaE)

749 747 Ms puma,

You know that is one of the games I looked at and never got into...

Basically I am trying to lay the groundwork to try to get him to go research the ld color coded war plans of ~1889-1941 if he is savvy enough....

The Belgians and Germans both got into EMPIRE late and drove pretty hard in Afrique...so much so I always smile REALLY big when a belgian lectures us on Race relations

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:47 PM (LRFds)

750 I couldn't do that again if I tried.

Mods, please delete the moron's moronic post.

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:47 PM (yR6A1)

751 One comment then I'm off to bed.  Just watched the first hour of 'The Master'.  What the fuckety fuck is this fucking shit?  'Water World' is a God damned epic artistic masterpiece in comparison. 

The Ed Wood film 'Orgy of the Damned' had what I thought were the most clinical non erotic nude scenes of all time, NOPE.  The Master puts Ed Wood to fucking shame on that count. 

Aside from Hubbard's associate who spends the first hour drinking hydrazine, peroxide, turpentine, and photographic developing chemicals the movie is as boring as all fuck.

It is not possible for the second hour of the movie which I have not seen, to redeem the first hour.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 24, 2013 08:47 PM (kxSZr)

752 Still a better movie than Prometheus and far shorter.  Plus a good beat.
http://youtu.be/p-dx6S_Aqn0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:48 PM (U3VA+)

753

>>>> "I'd like to kill pirates if need be dad...nobody gets angry when you kill pirates."

If the poor boy only knew


In '07 I was on an LHD that was off the coast of Somalia, making a half-assed attempt to chase pirates.  Except the Captain made sure we stayed outside of 12 miles from the coast.  Didn't want to create an international incident by intruding into Somali territorial waters.  Needless to say, we didn't kill or catch any pirates.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 08:48 PM (4Mwv/)

754 So much for Illinois gun control laws:

http://tinyurl.com/blk6hhj

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 24, 2013 08:48 PM (BVkEs)

755 I prefer the Whopper jr. for $1.29. This just in: In & Out fries still suck.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 08:49 PM (lGVXf)

756 Anna,

Does the barrel have any beer left in it?

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:49 PM (yR6A1)

757 764 disent555,

hey now the barrel is not fun but it is bearable...

I'll hop in too if it makes you happy....

main thing is cut n paste is wobbly and our formatting is what we call "quaint and rustic"

things just take practice feel free to ask for help or questions to any of us on "the wall of shame" up top of the thread...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:49 PM (LRFds)

758 Ok Airplane or Sixteen Candles?

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 08:50 PM (vgd4f)

759 hey wait . . .

What do you mean "What are mods?"

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:50 PM (yR6A1)

760 harleycowboy heh, well much better than a bad movie ukranian lasses are a winsome bunch, even slow joe knows.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

761 *glares at Dissent*

"Those in the barrel vill like ze hardtack unt stale vater."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:50 PM (U3VA+)

762 #673

For straight audio that isn't uber high quality, you should be able to get plenty on a 2 GB unit. Spoken word material can get away with a much higher rate of compression than music and still sound good.

I got by with a 2 GB MP3 player fro several years and I'd typically have at least five audio books on it. Any one of those was far longer than a typical podcast.

For a bit more money you can get a player with more memory. 4 GB units are under $25 now. Better still, for under $40 you can get a model with a microSD card slot that allows you to add a lot more capacity. This also makes it easy to keep stuff separated. For example, load up a 32 GB microSD card (can be found for under $20 these in Class 4, which is fine for audio playback) with all of your music at good quality and reserve the smaller built-in storage for spoken word material like books and podcasts.

Posted by: epobirs at April 24, 2013 08:51 PM (kcfmt)

763 767 Bomber,

Ponder that Bomber even if it is perhaps better if you don't comment totally....

the US forces are whiffing anti-Piracy on purpose....
in some ways we are weaker than we were 210 years ago.

It is maddening

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:51 PM (LRFds)

764 Okay, that's it for me.  'Night, 'all.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 24, 2013 08:52 PM (DoZD+)

765 sixteen candles

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

766

Ms Puma,

African Queen is the best movie of all time I think.

 

Hubby and I watch it every year on our anniversary since I showed it to him about 10 years ago.  Bogie should have won an Oscar for it.

 

What it teaches hubby and I is that different people can make an excellent team, and also take out the bad guys.

Posted by: alamogordo at April 24, 2013 08:52 PM (HUTO5)

767 768So much for Illinois gun control laws:

http://tinyurl.com/blk6hhj

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 25, 2013 12:48 AM (BVkEs)

 

What's up with Illinois?  tinyurl is blocked here.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 08:52 PM (4Mwv/)

768 Loved the photo of Annette but who wears heels at the beach?

Posted by: vivi at April 24, 2013 08:53 PM (m2oDh)

769 Prometheus put me to sleep. 

I never made it to the end, and never bothered watching the end after I woke up.  Yea, it was that riveting.  Glad I pirated it off TPB.  The studio should be paying people to endure that kinda shit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 08:53 PM (/gHaE)

770 Posted by: dissent555 at April 25, 2013 12:45 AM

There will be no copyin' and pastin' from Word. Anyone caught copyin' and pastin' from Word spends the night in The Barrel

You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr the Threadwalker

Posted by: Carr the Threadwalker at April 24, 2013 08:53 PM (mCvL4)

771 I would give strangelove higher marks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 08:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

772 PurpAv... The guy is happily blabbing away and a Federal judge walks in to mirandize him...without talking to the FBI first? A Judge and a defender for the little shit. Gosh...I wonder who sent them without a heads up to the FBI?

Posted by: Christmasghost at April 24, 2013 08:53 PM (PgKjD)

773 Well the Germans finally got into Empire because Otto von Bismarck wanted one.  That boy was compensating for a lot of issues.

Well GURP based spy adventure?  RMS Automedon is an airship.  MI5 thinks someone is a spy aboard and wanting to nick England's war plans in Asia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 08:54 PM (U3VA+)

774 773 dissent555,

what are mods?

This ain't exactly other places....

You sorta have to threaten a felony, get racial, or piss off a person with banhammer authority to get "typical mod power use" here....

mostly we just smile and hop up and down like the intro to 2001....

http://youtu.be/9woRJ7-mD7Y

I think the Monolith is Laura W's hump

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

775

(MANCHESTER, Ill.) — The nephew of a small-town Illinois mayor shot and killed five people, including two boys, before leading police on a chase that ended in an exchange of gunfire that left him dead, authorities said Wednesday.

Illinois State Police said they believe Rick O. Smith, 43, entered a Manchester home through the back door and shot the victims at close range with a shotgun, leaving two women, one man and the boys dead. Two people were found in a bedroom, two in a second bedroom and the man in the hallway. A sixth victim, a 6-year-old girl, was injured and taken to a Springfield hospital.


Posted by: Craig Poe at April 24, 2013 08:55 PM (BVkEs)

776 So I guess I don't get an award for having the most screwed up post on the thread?

jeebus, what's the world coming to?

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:55 PM (yR6A1)

777 If Ben Affleck has $1.50 in his pocket, a maxed out card, and less than his gas gauge is on "E", then he might have a clue

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 08:56 PM (mCvL4)

778

sven, we're whiffing a lot of stuff on purpose.

 

Incoming battalion commander told me last week, "We're not here to win this war, we're just here to wait until it's over."  He's taking over a whole province in eastern Afghanistan, and his plan coming in is to sit on the FOB and wait till he can go home.  Goddamn "battlespace owner," but won't do anything.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 08:57 PM (4Mwv/)

779 You better watch Prometheus and pretend to enthusiastically enjoy it or they will ship you to the camps and make you watch 'The Master'.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 24, 2013 08:57 PM (kxSZr)

780 787 Anna Puma,

I have 4th Ed's two core books laying aroubnd and can buy enough i can craft a system dynamic with him if need be...

It doesn't all need to happen tonight I have ~ a month or so....

just if you see me on and not in a psycho mood maybe remind me and if inclined brainstorm w/me?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds)

781 Illinois? tinyurl is blocked here. Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 12:52 AM (4Mwv/) The illinois gun thing failed right? Also they have to impliment some sort of CCW by June 1 2013 I think

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 08:58 PM (zzeVM)

782 I get it. So this is Bill Gates's fault. I'm hip.g'nite.

Posted by: dissent555 at April 24, 2013 08:58 PM (yR6A1)

783 Multiple explosions in fuel barge fireMFRD: Scene unstable

http://tinyurl.com/acwlch7

Posted by: tony, your bud from twitter at April 24, 2013 08:58 PM (/b8+5)

784 What does it matter if they Mirandized turd#2. I watch TV and they go all badass and break purps all the time. A little good cop bad cop and turd#2 will still spill the beans.

Posted by: LIV dipshit at April 24, 2013 08:58 PM (qo244)

785 792 Bomber,

Yup...

not gonna get morose...too late and I want to sleep in a bit...

I think the Gaze of God is leaving us.....

suspect our people will be arguing over what were once crumbs instead of aiding His plans...

"we chose" I guess

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds)

786 Its okay PurpAv in that movie I was rooting for the monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:00 PM (U3VA+)

787

Thanks Craig.  In a sane world that would be a strong argument in favor of increased gun ownership, but this is Illinois we're talking about.

 

June is going to be interesting there.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 09:00 PM (4Mwv/)

788 if you have people to play with, Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine is really fun. Single player is kinda eh

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 09:00 PM (vJdyz)

789

yankeefifth at April 25, 2013 12:50 AM

Sorry. Wrong link.

 

http://tinyurl.com/25d7vh8

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 24, 2013 09:01 PM (+9AX9)

790 you know to project power you got to kick peoples ass from time to time marshmellow balls in the WH does not do that.....

Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 24, 2013 09:02 PM (zzeVM)

791 Bomber.  In other words the BN CO has decided this stupid cr*p called A-stan is not worth another lost American life.

Thanks Gaylord for focusing like a laser beam on losing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:02 PM (U3VA+)

792 Sorry, posted this on Breitbaert also. I'm not witty, I'm not fast... Kathy Boudine: She decided to “live a life immersed in the community, almost like a vow of poverty taken by nuns” and lived communally in a poor area of the city. Uhm, except for the fact that she *wasn't* fucking poor, hadn't *renounced* a goddamned privelage, could not possibly begin to fucking *fathom* the "communities" that "poor folk" made for themselves in Cleveland to sustain and build each-other up. (Pro-Tip: In poorer neighborhoods, Communism doesn't work when you *know* who your neighbors are. Some people are lazy, abusive, stupid, sacks of shit. "Yeah, I'd like to help Gladys and her kids out again but if I see Jeffrey walking up the street to beat his family another time, I'm done! I have my own to care for...) She and her cohorts must have looked like aliens from Mars... Bizzare, that such a small, insular, group of young twits had such an impact on the culture at large. I know, because I have been told so, in school, that they fashioned themselves as the "New Founding Fathers". Turns out they are more "Creepy Uncles & Murderous Aunts", if anything.

Posted by: Deety at April 24, 2013 09:03 PM (IFXnr)

793 These guys aren't moving into a shack while they do their $1.50 days, are they? Can they be staying in their usual digs and trying to experience poverty?

Posted by: meh at April 24, 2013 09:04 PM (aNIeB)

794 okay all Ms 10077 called for her electric blanket...

that would be "me"

Night-o all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 24, 2013 09:04 PM (LRFds)

795 One comment then I'm off to bed. Just watched the first hour of 'The Master'. What the fuckety fuck is this fucking shit? 'Water World' is a God damned epic artistic masterpiece in comparison. Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 25, 2013 12:47 AM (kxSZr) Remember to love you inner thetans...

Posted by: President Xenu at April 24, 2013 09:04 PM (Vk2pI)

796

I think somebody upthread mentioned it already, but "poor" people in America would be the 1% almost anywhere else in the world.

 

Once in an online debate with a liberal, I asserted that there were no poor people in America, to spluttering rage from said liberal.

 

I replied that no one who owns a color TV, a microwave, cable, a cell phone, or designer sneakers, is poor, because he obviously has discretionary income (i.e., income that doesn't have to go to food, clothing, and shelter). I then cited Census Bureau statistics that ca. 98% of all American households have, e.g., a color TV, and therefore are not poor by any objective standard. The inference is that no one would buy a color TV if he were going hungry, or lacked clothing or shelter.

 

The logic seems hermetic to me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2013 09:04 PM (IDSI7)

797 This just in: In & Out fries still suck. Posted by: nip at April 25, 2013 12:49 AM (lGVXf) You can get them custom cooked from almost raw to ultra crispy. Also, you need to try them "Animal Style" or some such variant.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 09:05 PM (Vk2pI)

798 In poorer neighborhoods, Communism doesn't work when you *know* who your neighbors are.

In Soviet Russia if you were lucky enough to own a car, you drained the anti-freeze from the radiator and took the battery out each night if it was parked on the street.

Anti-freeze and batteries were scarce and were routinely stolen if left unattended.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 09:06 PM (/gHaE)

799 The Belgians and Germans both got into EMPIRE late and drove pretty hard in Afrique...so much so I always smile REALLY big when a belgian lectures us on Race relations

************

' Read a book a long time ago that described a German Zeppelin raid in Kenya  during WWI.

The thing took two weeks to leisurely motor up the Nile into East Africa,  drop a few small bombs, then motor back.

Honest to Gott!

Also, Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" describes the horrors of the Belgian Congo.  King Leopold was a frickin' monster.  The Belgians have a lotta freakin' nerve lecturing anyone about anything.

Posted by: "Mistah Kurtz..he dead". at April 24, 2013 09:07 PM (73IHh)

800 #749

Cyrx was in compatible with a lot of stuff. For instance, you lost halfthe voices on a Sound Blaster AWE64 if you ran on a Cyrix.

By the time of XP there were a bunch of competing extensions to the X86 instructions, such as MMX. CPUID became pretty important if you didn't want your chip to be treated as a generic old Pentium. I remember Microsoft at one point got fed up and laid down the law about all of the variants they were having to deal with, and told the chip makers to get this stuff organized or everybody except Intel would be ignored when it came to extended features.

IBM kind of screwed Cyrix on the 486 clones. IBM did a fab deal with them and got the right to brand their own versions of the chips without paying Cyrix. What madness made Cyrix agree to this I don't know but a lot of businesses would buy a 486 clone based system from IBM but wouldn't touch anything from a lesser brand like Cyrix.

I had one of the pre-release Blue Lightning systems as a Chaos Manor hand me down. It was the first machine I ran Win95 on.

Posted by: epobirs at April 24, 2013 09:07 PM (kcfmt)

801 Night Sven. Have a great tommorow.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 09:07 PM (vgd4f)

802 Well the Germans finally got into Empire because Otto von Bismarck wanted one. That boy was compensating for a lot of issues. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 12:54 AM (U3VA+) Actually its the opposite. Bismark wanted to avoid overseas empires. They would bring conflict and animosity to Germany, and the navy necessary for keeping an empire would turn the U.K. into an enemy. It was Wilhelm II that wanted empire to the point of firing Bismark. Turns out Bismark was right. In WWI, the Germans lost all their colonies at the beginning of the war (save for East Africa).

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 09:08 PM (Vk2pI)

803 810 Jay Guevara I read someplace that an American who earns $34,000/year is in the 1% worldwide. I don't know whether that's before or after taxes.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2013 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

804

>>> In other words the BN CO has decided this stupid cr*p called A-stan is not worth another lost American life.

Sitting on a FOB waiting to get rocketed is not exactly risk-free.  But like most current field-grades and up, he is very risk-averse. 

 

Honestly, I think we should have left by Christmas '01.  Come in, kick the Taliban out, hand Karzai (or whoever) the keys and say "don't make us come back over here."  Same approach would have worked in Iraq.  But we didn't do that, and now we're here, having built up a huge military infrastructure, and we're about to hand it over to the ANSF, who have nowhere near the capability required to run and maintain it. 

 

Just pisses me off that my job is to sit on my ass and watch it happen.  I could do that just fine from the States.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 09:10 PM (4Mwv/)

805 Bomber, what province is it?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 24, 2013 09:10 PM (lr3d7)

806

"812 ...  In Soviet Russia if you were lucky enough to own a car..."

 

 

In Soviet Russia, car owns YOU ...    ;-)

Posted by: Optimizer at April 24, 2013 09:11 PM (Mxt9o)

807 eh

http://tinyurl.com/a9mwt54

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 09:11 PM (vJdyz)

808 I'm sorry, Bomber. Good luck. I don't know what else to say.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2013 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

809 Wow, 800+ comments. What did I miss? Billy Joel seemed really upset about the Belgians too. Almost as much as 'California baseball'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g#t=1m48s

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2013 09:11 PM (GBp3g)

810 Before I left California for good, I made sure to stop at the In n Out at the Glendale Galleria

The fries were meh as usual, but that sure was one nice burger


Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 09:12 PM (mCvL4)

811 Most of your best commenters never make these lists. Two of note are "Gristle Encased Head" and "Empire of Jeff."

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 24, 2013 09:12 PM (+wxCD)

812 Nobody is starving in America unless by choice. That story about Obaama workers trying to sign up people for food stamps pissed me off.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 09:12 PM (vgd4f)

813 Bomber, Lima Charlie Five By. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:12 PM (U3VA+)

814

"817 810 Jay Guevara

I read someplace that an American who earns $34,000/year is in the 1% worldwide. I don't know whether that's before or after taxes."

 

 

Yes, that actually sounds more correct. I'm sure we have people who are poorer, but that might be something like bottom 20% in the US.

Posted by: Optimizer at April 24, 2013 09:13 PM (Mxt9o)

815 Bolton on Greta if anyone is interested.

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 09:14 PM (vgd4f)

816 Thanks TPH.

And geez A-kon...  the hotels with the A-kon package  only $129/night is cheapest. Urk.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:14 PM (U3VA+)

817 The Master was directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.  May 1000 MRSA infected thetans invade the souls of his pubic lice.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 24, 2013 09:14 PM (kxSZr)

818 Secret menus are elitist.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 09:14 PM (lGVXf)

819 My family has a primitive cabin that My family would stay at for a couple of weeks and some weekends every year. I never saw it as a downgrade in my lifestyle yes it meant no running water, no electricity (so TV Music etc are out). But it also meant freedom to walk the woods and carry a gun at 10 yrs old. I would not trade that time ever to be Ben Afflek.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 09:15 PM (qo244)

820 got fed up and laid down the law about all of the variants they were having to deal with

Even plain old DOS has a slew of CPU errata and busted hardware workarounds in it...

Shit's been going on since the 8088 which had a few issues of its own.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 09:15 PM (/gHaE)

821

Laghman province.  Far enough from the border, but the highway from Pakistan to Kabul runs through it.  And we border some of the roughest, most mountainous terrain in the region.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 09:15 PM (4Mwv/)

822 American who earns $34,000/year

My job is going to Guadalajara if anyone wants it, engineers there make about half of US minimum wage.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at April 24, 2013 09:16 PM (kxSZr)

823 Probably didn't want to take any chances with a cop fucking it up. A jury will believe it happened if a Federal judge says he did it. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 12:46 AM (/gHaE) My concern is a judge doing it. Judges aren't supposed to be involved with this part, I mean I could see several high ranking Justice Department types, just to make sure everything was done by the book. The only reason why I could see the judge being there was to make sure that the little fucknut was coherent enough to understand the Miranda reading.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 24, 2013 09:16 PM (Zd/NW)

824 I've been offline most of the evening, and now that my internet connection is finally working, it's time for bed. So goodnight all.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

825 *rolls D20 and fails to believe*

Bulletproof whiteboards for school?

http://tinyurl.com/abpp9cj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:18 PM (U3VA+)

826 To annoy those that annoy you, simply sign them up for Scientology. I am currently listed as some sort of upper level trainer, or some shit. Herpes is easier to get rid of. I have 20 pieces of mail received since "removal" from mailing list. Unfortunately, the mailman/taxpayer pays the price.

Posted by: nip at April 24, 2013 09:18 PM (lGVXf)

827 Night all. Here are the "best" Heavy Metal albums of the 1980's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytpsub8WL2c Still don't understand how they could exclude Voivod's Nothingface: http://vevo.ly/QEtjVM

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2013 09:19 PM (Vk2pI)

828 Newegg had a really sweet sale yesterday. H61 LGA 1155 mini-ATX motherboard, free after rebate. Mid-size ATX case, FAR. 480W PSU, FAR. The Witcher Enhanced and Venetica, FAR. Neoprene zipper tablet cases for 7" and 10", FAR. And a bunch more.

But damn it's tedious getting all of these forms filled out.

Posted by: epobirs at April 24, 2013 09:19 PM (kcfmt)

829 Remember to love you inner thetans... They always escape when I do that.

Posted by: somejoe at April 24, 2013 09:19 PM (SSWdi)

830 Back in '98 there was a small pub in El Segundo near the corner of Sepulveda and Grand. I forget what it was called then but the place had fantastic burger lunches at good prices. Great chicken teryaki too, but that's how I found out I had allergic reactions to teryaki sauce.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2013 09:21 PM (mCvL4)

831 And since I'm not going to read 800 comments, how did Vic beat out sven? Mannian PCA?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2013 09:21 PM (GBp3g)

832

I still can't get over this short C-SPAN video, that somebody referenced in a comment earlier today:

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/4443685

To paraphrase:

 

 

"Yeah, not only are SOME of my people unhappy - to the point of SUING me for malfeasance, which NEVER happens - but a LOT of my people are unhappy. I say I'm concerned, but I obviously have no plan to do anything about it, whatsoever, except maybe to make examples of the unhappiest."

 

 

"Oh, and about those things called "laws" you guys in Congress come up with? I'm glad you guys are keeping yourselves busy with that, but I and my Marxist, anti-American, friends have my OWN ideas about what I need to do with this department, so kiss off, Senator."

 

You could say it's a bit shocking, and not-so-subtle.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at April 24, 2013 09:22 PM (Mxt9o)

833 Harley. that made more sense, though i have no problem with scantily clad girls singing nonsense. I thought I had heard most of the nonsense out there but had never heard anyone suggest we used a neutron warhead on baghdad. http://tinyurl.com/25d7vh8

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2013 09:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

834

Laghman province. Far enough from the border, but the highway from Pakistan to Kabul runs through it. And we border some of the roughest, most mountainous terrain in the region.

 

I was down in Logar and Wardak.  The previous brigade conducted few operations, which meant that we spent a good chunk of the deployment kicking the enemy out of areas that he had crept back into.

 

Ultimately commanders aren't going to risk the lives of their soldiers if they don't have support back home.  The problem really lies with the Pentagon politicians who are too scared to defend their actions to a hostile Congress.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 24, 2013 09:26 PM (lr3d7)

835 I think the Federal Judge reading shitbird #2 his Miranda rights without the FBI getting a heads up thst they were planning to do this is wrong. Has anyone considered that the little shit's attorney (whoever that lucky soul is) is going to point out first thing that his "client" is on The Big Drugs right now? So everything he said was a cwazy dream or something. And that the FBI was getting some real info they could use NOW? Ehich they obviously need desperately because they've been tripping over these muslim terrorists for YEARS. Jesus Christ On A Crutch!

Posted by: Christmasghost at April 24, 2013 09:26 PM (CMftU)

836 I still have questions re the sock stats. if I'm curly Bob in 10 comments and curly Joe in 10, which is the sock? If I use a different handle every time, am I anybody?

Posted by: mindful webworker's false-identity crisis at April 24, 2013 09:27 PM (ummNV)

837

Bulletproof whiteboards for school?

 

Sending your kids to public school is quickly becoming a form of child abuse in many parts of the country.  The insanity is astounding.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 24, 2013 09:28 PM (lr3d7)

838

Yes, that actually sounds more correct. I'm sure we have people who are poorer, but that might be something like bottom 20% in the US.

 

Sure, there are people who are poorer than others in America. The point is that even those people are not poor by any objective standard. They are not wanting for food - in fact, are likely to be obese - or for clothing or shelter. They may not be able to afford premium cable, or European vacations, but if they're not wanting for food, clothing, or shelter, IMO they're not poor. In contrast to people in some other countries, who really ARE poor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2013 09:31 PM (IDSI7)

839 Hey TPH are you still awake?

Found a hotel right next to Courtyard, which is an A-kon overflow hotel at $139/night, for $92/night. 

Think I should reserve a room right now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 24, 2013 09:31 PM (U3VA+)

840

>>>> The problem really lies with the Pentagon politicians who are too scared to defend their actions to a hostile Congress.

 

Yep.  And my personal definition of a politician in uniform - anybody wearing stars, or anybody that wants to.

 

I got four more years of this crap left.  Wish I had quit at 10, but now I'm gonna stay to 20 out of stubbornness.  I am eligible for retirement 01 May 2017.  And we'll have a new CiC by then, so at least I won't have TFG's signature on my paperwork.

Posted by: Bomber at April 24, 2013 09:33 PM (4Mwv/)

841 hmm didn't notice that FirePro Wrestling Returns got a US re-release on PSN this week. Still better to pay the cash for a Japanese PSN card and buy FirePro Wrestling G but if you want a version of the greatest wrestling game series in English, it's worth the $10 (which is interesting considering that's what the budget price was when Returns came to the US on the PS2).

Still will always be disappointed in how badly they fucked up the GBA versions they brought over to the US.

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 09:35 PM (vJdyz)

842 >>Bulletproof whiteboards for school?>>

WTF is wrong with the door the guy  needs to get through to make the white boards necessary? Fuck a $200 of window film would of stopped the Newtown Killer. Their focus on protection is so fucked up this problem will continue  instead of getting fixed.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 09:37 PM (qo244)

843 Council man William Carroll tweeted that explosions were caused by static charge? Could they know that this soon? Just wondering, and is anyone still here?

Posted by: lou's a girl at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (vgd4f)

844 You can buy some pretty esoteric shit from Walmart these days...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Bacterial-Circadian-Programs/10732130

A book on circadian rhythms in bacteria?  wow.

Maybe they'll be selling ready to run semiconductor fabs next month.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (/gHaE)

845 Question for the horde:  I got the pig lined up and the hog roaster reserved for my daughter's graduation party.  A hog that has a live weight of 220lbs will dress out to XXX lbs after losing it's head, hooves, guts and hide?  I'm wondering how much meat to expect out of this badboy.

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (JeTjJ)

846 What I think is funny is that AtC is in the top 20 for 2012, but rarely do you see her in the Top 10 for the week. Slow and steady wins the race I guess.

Posted by: Stuff Stalin wouldn at April 24, 2013 09:39 PM (DL2i+)

847 What I think is funny is that AtC is in the top 20 for 2012, but rarely do you see her in the Top 10 for the week. Slow and steady wins the race I guess.

It's not who votes that counts.

It's who ships raptors and cookies to the people who count the vote.

Posted by: Stuff Stalin wouldn't have said at April 24, 2013 09:41 PM (DL2i+)

848 I'm wondering how much meat to expect out of this badboy.>>

Pork 67% _ 75% Live weight

http://www.countryhomemeats.com/slaughter_and_processing.htm




Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 09:45 PM (qo244)

849 I then cited Census Bureau statistics that ca. 98% of all American households have, e.g., a color TV, and therefore are not poor by any objective standard. Uhm... As someone supporting an aged Dad who has newly been made poor: 1) I assure you, that setting up a B&W TV for my Da to watch even the on-air broadcasts, would take an extraordinary amount of time and resources. 2) I can work 80hrs per week if need be. 3)It takes an internet connection & a land line to set up that kind of week. 4)I see no sin in enjoying DVR'd TV in the privacy of my OWN ROOM on my hours off! So, completely fuck-off everyone who thinks that this is living "high on the hog"! My Da, gets $600 from Social Security (as far as I know). I have been paying a minimum of $2700 per month to keep us afloat, for almost 1yr. So, yes. I figure his share into the rent, at least. What happens if I can't afford his Medi-Supp Insurance?

Posted by: Deety at April 24, 2013 09:48 PM (IFXnr)

850 Question for the horde: I got the pig lined up and the hog roaster reserved for my daughter's graduation party. A hog that has a live weight of 220lbs will dress out to XXX lbs after losing it's head, hooves, guts and hide? I'm wondering how much meat to expect out of this badboy.

Posted by: zeera at April 25, 2013 01:39 AM (JeTjJ)


the head is one of the best parts of a pig :/

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 09:54 PM (vJdyz)

851 Deety. (pardon me, I'm new here) I'm not sure what your trying to say. I'm retired and living much as your Da is. My Ins. takes up 50% of my income, and I have 2 heart surgeries on record. Don't flame me, I'm truly interested in what you are trying to say.

Posted by: Madtom at April 24, 2013 09:55 PM (IyxzF)

852 Thanks McGregor.  Looks like I need to invite more people or buy another freezer.

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 09:56 PM (JeTjJ)

853 1) I assure you, that setting up a B&W TV for my Dad to watch even the on-air broadcasts, would take an extraordinary amount of time and resources. >>

In the city it will cost you more to find the BandW TV than get signal to several stations.

I Put up a rural antenna for under a $100 and get 20 channels of which 6 are worth watching. A 19"digital TV and a $30 indoor antenna might surprise you

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 09:56 PM (qo244)

854 man 2012 election feels like a world away now

Posted by: JDP at April 24, 2013 09:57 PM (8HhF2)

855 Dude, the other times I did this, we left the head on.  Just to get pix of the kids around a dead pig wearing a Twins ballcap and sunglasses

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 09:59 PM (JeTjJ)

856 yay, Unity to using flash

http://tinyurl.com/asdj7nb

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 10:00 PM (vJdyz)

857 Posted by: zeera>>

In Minnesota eh?

So am I out near Arlington.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 10:02 PM (qo244)

858 Dude, the other times I did this, we left the head on. Just to get pix of the kids around a dead pig wearing a Twins ballcap and sunglasses

Posted by: zeera at April 25, 2013 01:59 AM (JeTjJ)


makes good headcheese and the jowl meat is really tasty

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 10:02 PM (vJdyz)

859 The jowls are the cheeks, right?  That's pork cutlets if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 10:06 PM (JeTjJ)

860 Work is calling so goodnight all.

Posted by: McGregor at April 24, 2013 10:06 PM (qo244)

861 By the by. Is that Burroughs' Deety, or Heinleins?

Posted by: Madtom at April 24, 2013 10:06 PM (IyxzF)

862 Yeah, I'm in SE Minny.  A moron named Assasin6 is trying to drum up a MN meetup.  Thorvald, Foghorn Leghorn, Zakn, Buzzsaw are some  other MN morons just off the top of my head. 

Posted by: zeera at April 24, 2013 10:09 PM (JeTjJ)

863 Fresh early morning post -- elf pron

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 24, 2013 10:11 PM (/gHaE)

864 845 And since I'm not going to read 800 comments, how did Vic beat out sven?

Mannian PCA?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 25, 2013 01:21 AM (GBp3g)



===


I thought that Tijander looked upside down.

Posted by: jc at April 24, 2013 10:12 PM (PlzOe)

865 Anti-freeze and batteries were scarce and were routinely stolen if left unattended. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 01:06 AM (/gHaE) So,this was when the Soviet wanted EVERYONE to have an AUTOMOBILE? Like, in the late 1980's? After generations of showing up for work, more worried about a death squad, then what actually happens? And STILL getting hauled off to Siberia? Must have been heartening. No one knows how to speak to a nascent union member like a true Communist!

Posted by: Deety at April 24, 2013 10:14 PM (IFXnr)

866 With all my time spent here last week with the bomber boys story and my family being away I was sure I was going to make a top 10 commentator. I did not. Thanks. Lord. :^)

Posted by: Beating a dead horse at April 24, 2013 10:15 PM (0oG8l)

867 The jowls are the cheeks, right? That's pork cutlets if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: zeera at April 25, 2013 02:06 AM (JeTjJ)


yeah, that is cheeks. It's quite tasty as long as you braise it.


Pork cutlets are shoulder.

Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2013 10:17 PM (vJdyz)

868 Whoops. That was my sockpuppet name but I only had about one of those

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2013 10:17 PM (0oG8l)

869 Knock knock knock. 'Sticks head in door'. Uhm. guys, I've been out here in the hall for a while and just thought I'd throw in my 2 cents. I'll come back tomorrow if'n ya don't mind. See ya!

Posted by: Madtom at April 24, 2013 10:28 PM (IyxzF)

870 Don't flame me, I'm truly interested in what you are trying to say. I don't wan't to flame you, or anyone really... I was incandescent when I learned that my Dad let his Health Insurance Policies lapse "to keep up appearances"... So... I should be able to work 80hrs. per week, to pay for all of the Health Insurance that you fucked up, at a premium, and take time off to carry you from car to bed to toilet, for, HOW LONG?! I got FIRED,YOU ASSHOLE!! You stupid, stupid shit.. You couldn't have more surely cut my legs from underneath me if you had TRIED. HAPPY NOW!?

Posted by: Deety at April 24, 2013 10:45 PM (IFXnr)

871 I was incandescent when I learned that my Dad let his Health Insurance Policies lapse "to keep up appearances"... Dear Lord! Keep up appearances of what?!?

Posted by: Adriane ... at April 24, 2013 11:57 PM (TvO05)

872 How in the hell are people commenting over 50 times a day? Wow, some of you guys are wordy bastiches.

Posted by: The Drizzle at April 25, 2013 01:16 AM (ysCLj)

873 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECk9A-07Pw

Posted by: KTLA 5.2 Los Angeles at April 25, 2013 02:34 AM (SSWdi)

874 It's Dejah Thoris, if you must know. Also known as @DeetyB (for Burroughs). Mostly known for pole dancers, in Kansas City, I also ADORE Dita Von Teese! So, there you go..

Posted by: Deety at April 25, 2013 02:35 AM (IFXnr)

875 I guess this is a kind of poverty cosplay for the elite. Next they'll have fake peasant villages set up so they can eat their $1.50 meals authentically.

GENIUS!!!

Posted by: Walt Disney from the Crypt at April 25, 2013 03:00 AM (ujrve)

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