April 25, 2013
— Maetenloch
Meet The World's Most Beautiful Woman: Gwyenth Paltrow
So declares People magazine. I'd say that at best she's cute but hardly a world beauty. Hell she's only the 3rd best looking woman just on the magazine cover.
Given that she's super-wealthy and has no real job this is probably the best that science and teams of cosmetic technicians with nearly unlimited resources can do with her. And if I were an auditor I'd start looking for some large unexplained deposits in People magazine editors' bank accounts. And/or demand a piece of the next great shameless cover sell-out.
Oh and if you don't like Gwyneth, it's because you're lazy and jealous. Also and because you're American and hence stupid.
Also the Hollywood height chart. There sure are a lot of short people not named Danny Devito who are big in Hollywood. (click for full size)
Jonah Goldberg in the LA Times: 'Right wing' doesn't equal 'terrorist'
But terrorists by and large have more in common with the left.
As the Washington Examiner's Philip Klein recently noted, among the myriad reasons conservatives take offense at this idiotic knee-jerk slander is that the term "right wing" is also routinely used to describe mainstream Republicans such as Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney. I can exclusively report that neither of them celebrate Hitler's birthday.Every Muslim terrorist enjoys not just the presumption of innocence until proven guilty but the presumption that he's a fan of Ayn Rand.
Ah, but some would respond that "right wing" is different than "Muslim" because there's so much similarity between mainstream conservative ideology and the terror-filled creeds of the far right.
Except there isn't. Timothy McVeigh, an atheist, wasn't part of the conservative or libertarian movements. He wasn't even part of the militia movement. And what on Earth was right wing about the Columbine shootings?
In plenty of cases of multiple killings, from the Unabomber to Christopher Dorner, the perpetrators espoused views closer to the mainstream left's than McVeigh had to the mainstream right.
Islam - the prisoner's friend (and not because it brings remorse, redemption, and amends)
From a prison chaplain who happens to be a cousin of Bookworm:
It is not a contradiction to be a Muslim and a murderer, even a mass murderer. That is one reason why criminals "convert" to Islam in prison. They don't convert at all; they similarly [sic] remain the angry judgmental vicious beings they always have been. They simply add "religious" diatribes to their personal invective. Islam does not inspire a crisis of conscience, just inspirations to outrage.
Unshockingly James Holmes has supposedly become a Muslim convert in prison.
Gingers Now An Officially Protected Minority
At least in NYC since the police now are forbidden to profile or persecute gingers. No word on whether people with James Holmes-style orange hair can be profiled or not.
NYPD supervisors have been put on red alert: Don't discriminate against carrot-top cops! An anti-bias message went out this month to Manhattan sergeants and lieutenants, who were told that redhead harassment would not be tolerated."We're apparently victims now," said one cop with ginger locks. "We're protected from discrimination."
Red hair qualifies because people with that color are found in higher numbers in Britain and Ireland than elsewhere, according to the federal Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Experts say it's 13 percent in Scotland and less than 1 percent in most countries in Asia, Africa and South America.
Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster From Parks And Rec
This has probably already appeared here but it's too geekily awesome to let it get overlooked. Supposedly a complete ad-lib by Oswalt.
After 34 Year Alien Toy Figures Finally Released
Now that the prime market for them back then are now middle-aged with much higher incomes.
Back in '79, Kenner inked a deal with 20th Century Fox to release a line of toys and action figures based on their new sci-fi film, Alien. That deal resulted in an awesome 18" figure of the titular xenomorph - a toy that bombed when parents found it too scary for their kids. Also, there was some controversy about making toys for children based on an R-rated horror film (collectible toys for adults was a market that didn't exist yet). Kenner reacted by cancelling their plans for a line of Alien action figures at the 3.75" size of their popular Star Wars line.
Well, after After 34 years, fans of the Alien franchise will finally be able get their hands on the abandoned toy line thanks to the folks at Super7. With the aid of collectors and toy industry employees, Super7 has acquired original reference material for the abandoned toy line from 1979 as well as 34-year-old prototypes and, with authorization by 20th Century Fox, the full series will be released this year with preorders beginning at the San Diego Comic-Con.
Also the infamous 'cunt punt' sorority girl has now resigned from her Delta Gamma chapter.
Yahoo group. That is all.
And my Twitter spew.
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Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 25, 2013 05:25 PM (XvrTA)
Gwyneth Paltrow the most beautiful woman in the world?
Ninja, please. Hell, she'd have serious competition from half of the girls from the local high school here in SoCal.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:26 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:28 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 05:28 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 05:29 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 25, 2013 05:29 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Grover's at April 25, 2013 05:29 PM (9aKQB)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 25, 2013 05:29 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Ronster at April 25, 2013 05:31 PM (4PYOi)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 25, 2013 05:31 PM (oBhEo)
That is so odd.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 25, 2013 05:32 PM (gmoEG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 25, 2013 05:33 PM (u25eL)
http://www.4gamer.net/games/154/G015406/20130422070/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 05:33 PM (U3VA+)
Islam makes psychotic people in prison mean?
Say it ain't so! Can you profile people that are in prison? Is that against the law?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 05:34 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: L, elle at April 25, 2013 05:35 PM (0PiQ4)
Where does Ryan Seacrest come in on the height chart?
I guess he doesn't qualify as an actor, and I really don't care.
Posted by: Ronster at April 25, 2013 05:35 PM (4PYOi)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:35 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 05:36 PM (Md8Uo)
Gwyneth Paltrow the most beautiful woman in the world?
Ninja, please. Hell, she'd have serious competition from half of the girls from the local high school here in SoCal.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 09:26 PM (IDSI7)
Well, if you're into older women, anyway.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 25, 2013 05:36 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 25, 2013 05:37 PM (n8LUb)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 25, 2013 05:37 PM (0It32)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:37 PM (Y8t25)
I may be wrong, but it looks like Tom Cruise is standing on a bucket in that line-up.
Where is the horse?
Posted by: Ronster at April 25, 2013 05:37 PM (4PYOi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 05:37 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 25, 2013 05:37 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:38 PM (IDSI7)
Now Paltrow's mamma? THERE is some serious hotness. She's gotta be in her mid 60's and still looks good.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 25, 2013 05:38 PM (u25eL)
And those planets look like intergalactic spermatozoa chasing a solar ovum.
Pregnant pause
Birth of the universe?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:38 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 05:38 PM (Pwg5S)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2013 05:38 PM (HDgX3)
Combine Paltrow's pouty butt with Assley Judd's puffy scamper and you have a blond woodchuck with an attitude.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (1lQzY)
Posted by: Joejm65 at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (/gHaE)
The fact that Islam made a religion out of desert nomad raiding culture (predatory behavior - attacking people and taking their stuff) and that such a religion (justifying acting as a criminal because Allah said it is good) is attractive to criminals is surprising exactly why?
Ignore the snark - there is an actual question in there that I would like the intellectuals to answer. Because I can see a lot of reasons to go either Full-Viking or Total-Rome.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (gmoEG)
Paltrow? She's thrusting that skinny shoulder at me like a knife.
You don't have to look far to find a similar cute face attached the body of an actual woman.
Posted by: CJ at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (9G+G5)
I'm really surprised at the short actors. Really surprised. I'd be looking down at the dandruff on all of them.
Same reaction here. I was taller than any of them by the time I was 14.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 25, 2013 05:39 PM (091EY)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 05:40 PM (doBIb)
The height chart says click for full size... *click*
Huh, nothing happened.
Guess it already is.
Maybe they were all standing in a ditch.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:40 PM (IDSI7)
Dizzy, must hold on to the ground. Cannot drink and look at that soar system
Pick a fixed point in space. Any point will do.
You (and the rest of us) just passed it at well over many hundreds of thousands of miles an hour. Some estimate it at over 1 million MPH.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 05:41 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 25, 2013 05:41 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Lazarus at April 25, 2013 05:41 PM (q4ggw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:41 PM (pxDth)
like a skank.
But then that's not exactly a difficult trick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2013 05:41 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Secundus at April 25, 2013 05:42 PM (lwGXq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 05:43 PM (U3VA+)
oney's only 5-10. That's surprising. I would have thought he was easily over 6'. He must wear lifts cuz he never seems short in movies.
That's because they surround him with other midgets, and locate the camera at worm height.
Back in the day apparently Hollywood used to have door frames constructed to miniature scale to make gravitationally challenged actors look tall.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:43 PM (IDSI7)
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It's a hashtag on twitter....Infowar pickup lines.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 25, 2013 05:43 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 25, 2013 05:44 PM (091EY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 25, 2013 09:39 PM (gmoEG)
****
I think you hit the nail on the head. It's about justifying inhumane (or unhuman) behavior.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:44 PM (pxDth)
Actually, an angry armadillo is still better looking than Kathy Griffin.
Let's face it, an angry armadillo's pudenda are better looking than Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:44 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Ronster at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (4PYOi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 09:43 PM (U3VA+)
***
And probably has better comedic material and timing.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 05:45 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Lazarus at April 25, 2013 05:46 PM (q4ggw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 09:35 PM (pxDth)
Tom Cruise is a bucket.
Posted by: Killerdog at April 25, 2013 05:46 PM (Oi60j)
Move to coastal New England-- it's supposed to go down to 39F here tonight.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2013 05:46 PM (TOV9V)
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2013 05:46 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 09:43 PM (U3VA+)
***
And probably has better comedic material and timing.
Most likely fewer diseases as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2013 05:46 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Jack at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (Zv1QB)
Qwinneth Pultroon? !!
Ick.
Never liked the skinny, ropy chicks who look like they might smell like Vaop-Rub and sour milk.
Kat Dennings, FTW.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: The Poltical Hat at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (RZ8pf)
I'll give it a shot.
Prison culture / criminality is not so much "Islam" as Muhammadanism. "Muhammad", or whatever he was calling himself at the time, was an opportunistic bandit warlord. Islam is what has happened after many generations of Near Easterners and Central Asians tried to garnish Muhammad's turd sandwich.
Anyway, I just looked at Islam from a Christian or atheist perspective. What happens if I look at Orthodoxy / Catholicism from a Jewish or atheist perspective?
Orthodoxy / Catholicism has the same problem as Islam. That messiah was, if we look at primary sources (Synoptics) what we'd now call a Jewish liberal (NTTIATWWT). Jesus was big on throwing away one's life-savings to hobos. He also predicted the end of the world which obviously didn't happen in the 100s AD. And he said he was the messiah which (all except Christians and Muslims agree) he wasn't.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Secundus at April 25, 2013 05:47 PM (lwGXq)
Most likely fewer diseases as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2013 09:46 PM (xKC/c)
***
And more friends on Farcebook.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:48 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 25, 2013 05:48 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:48 PM (Y8t25)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (jIaZt)
Question:
I have some things to buy on Amazon and I want Ace to get a piece. Althouse is always going on and on about how much she gets when people shop through her website. I won't give her money. She's already made too much money sucking on the gov't tit.
So how does it work? Can I just click Ace's Amazon link and then start shopping? Is there anything else I need to know?
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (N8yYb)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 05:49 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 05:50 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 25, 2013 05:50 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: SarahW at April 25, 2013 05:51 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 05:51 PM (Pwg5S)
Christianity has a problem with people going back to Christ and becoming self-denying socialists. (or bigots.) As we see with our religious Left and in liberalism, which is just Yankee puritanism stripped of religious trappings.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 05:51 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 05:51 PM (9XBK2)
=======
Near as I can tell @TheRickWilson discovered infowars has a dating site. I think he then started the hashtag.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 25, 2013 05:51 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Y-not at April 25, 2013 05:52 PM (5H6zj)
Surely you jest... She barely moves the meter for me. Yea, blonde, cute, young but hardly what they describe her as being.
Prison converts to the cult of islam are mainly blacks, the ever oppressed violent minority in this country. They think they've found a way to say they've found peace, but its anything but that.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at April 25, 2013 05:52 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 05:52 PM (Pwg5S)
Posted by: SarahW at April 25, 2013 05:53 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2013 05:53 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 05:53 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 05:53 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Lazarus at April 25, 2013 05:54 PM (q4ggw)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Typical Mellenial at April 25, 2013 05:54 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2013 05:55 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 09:47 PM (QTHTd)
That's a thin reading of the bible. Jesus was also big on making oneself a better person and utilizing one's talents to the best of their ability.
And later christianty especially that of aquinas really did away the the "liberal jew" thing.
So...TL;DR. No not really.
Posted by: tsrblke (Away) at April 25, 2013 05:55 PM (MA5Bh)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:56 PM (52n2x)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 25, 2013 05:56 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 05:56 PM (y2XjR)
This is what happens when the lunatics take over the asylum. Gird your loins, rest-of-America, we're like the sneak preview out here, it's all comin' your way . . .
Dammit, these beers are practically evaporating!!! brb
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)
Christ never advocated hitting other people and taking their things. And the ancient Jews also seemed to be against that sort of thing. And the whole "spread the word with the sword" thing also.
Just pointing out little differences that I can remember - so not starting a flame-war.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 25, 2013 05:57 PM (gmoEG)
Prison converts to the cult of islam are mainly blacks, the ever oppressed violent minority in this country.
The irony is that they're joining a religion that's been fine with slavery up until ... well ... they're still fine with it (but under pressure have made some half-hearted steps to renounce it; Saudi Arabia only banned slavery in 1962, and that only as a formality). But most of those joining up are too stupid to know that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:57 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 09:54 PM (8lmkt)
I believe only in connection with the "cunt punt" girl and you must use punt after it.
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2013 05:57 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 05:58 PM (Pwg5S)
My husband said he read somewhere that most actors really do have larger heads than "normal" people.
So they have more head to give to producers, obviously.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 05:58 PM (IDSI7)
Good evening, good people. There is a fair chance that you may see me on the news at some point.
While we were at a local eatery this evening, some fine fellow decided to key my Ramcharger. The police were informed and pics taken for the insurance people.
With my luck, (plus some sleuthing) I may find out who did this. Been a rash of it lately, and our town is small enough the cops know most of the troublemakers.
Probably best if THEY find the culprits rather than me.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2013 05:58 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 25, 2013 05:59 PM (N8yYb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 05:59 PM (XyrkB)
Iron Man 3 releases on May 3rd.
Utter coincidence I'm sure.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 25, 2013 05:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Joejm65 at April 25, 2013 05:59 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Y-not at April 25, 2013 05:59 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 06:00 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 06:00 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:00 PM (Pwg5S)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 06:00 PM (y2XjR)
Posted by: buzzion at April 25, 2013 06:00 PM (LI48c)
Take all the good stuff about Christianity, introspection, empathy, realization of something greater than yourself, forgiveness and kindness towards others, inclusion of everyone in God's Love, etc.
Turn it around 180 degrees (or, optionally, make everything about it backwards).
Viola! Islam.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (y2XjR)
As far as "Most Sexy" magazine stories... As Ace has noted before in judging "Sex in the City" type shows... many of the people deciding these things are feminists and gay men.
That may be why the Most Sexiest Women are rarely shaped like actual women.
Posted by: CJ at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (9G+G5)
Posted by: Up with people! at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (FmFB3)
While we were at a local eatery this evening, some fine fellow decided to key my Ramcharger. The police were informed and pics taken for the insurance people.
With my luck, (plus some sleuthing) I may find out who did this. Been a rash of it lately, and our town is small enough the cops know most of the troublemakers.
Probably best if THEY find the culprits rather than me.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2013 09:58 PM (SAMxH)
***
Man, that sucks.
Jus be smart in what you do.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Y-not at April 25, 2013 06:02 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 09:59 PM (XyrkB)
What puritanical??? As a gyno-American (sorry, heard that on a sitcom once and it slayed me), I have the same abhorrence for the "c" word that African-Americans have for the "n" word. It just fuckin' bugs me . . . And, unlike black folks, who I have heard time and again call each other (with affection) by the "n" word, I have never ever heard one woman call another woman the "c" word with anything but malice and contempt. So, fine. Judge away . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 10:02 PM (8lmkt)
I'm with ya Peaches! I really, really hate it.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 25, 2013 06:03 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:04 PM (jIaZt)
Waldo, you made me laugh so hard the neighbors are probably calling the cops . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: waldo
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Way ahead of those guys.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at April 25, 2013 06:04 PM (zxitI)
Posted by: cornelius at April 25, 2013 06:05 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:06 PM (Pwg5S)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 06:06 PM (JMmQ9)
She'll probably suffice for most other people. Personally, I'll pass.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 25, 2013 06:06 PM (5a+f1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 06:07 PM (y2XjR)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 06:07 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 25, 2013 06:07 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 06:08 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:08 PM (Pwg5S)
When I was in fifth grade I used to read People magazine.
But I had to hide it inside a Playboy so my mom wouldn't get mad at me.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 06:09 PM (pxDth)
You know who is every bit as beautiful and shapely as dear Gwynnie? Sarah Jessica Parker. When did homely women with figures like a worn out ironing board become the "most beautiful" women in the world?
When gay men came to dominate media and fashion.
I like Gwyneth, but she's too damn skinny. That girl needs to be fed a cheeseburger or six.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2013 06:09 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2013 06:09 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:09 PM (Pwg5S)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:10 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:12 PM (Pwg5S)
Goes well with this evening's Cabernet. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 10:08 PM (Pwg5S)
Thank you, Bannion.
*noms*
The stupid beta meat sack is currently winning the war of you're going to feel like shit/no I'm not/oh yes you are so it's appreciated.
Sigh. I'm trudging off to bed. Remember, try to contain the fire this time.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 25, 2013 06:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jerry at April 25, 2013 06:13 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 06:13 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2013 06:13 PM (sdi6R)
The c word should be out of bounds, at least outside the confines of Horde comments - and even here the word shouldn't be used lightly.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 06:13 PM (QTHTd)
I am also taller than all but four of the men on he Hollywood list.Also Robert Redford, who is a little shrimp with three mole things on his face (and weird, weird red-dyed hair as an old man. I am the only person on earth who reads his diatribes in his catalog, and they are usually whining about season changes and the government or end of earth due to global swarming). I actually saw him during my college days.
Little Redford, Napoleon complex, who cannot be much more than 5'4, came into a tire place in his hot little red Porche. I was a college girl getting my bike looked at, reading the newspaper and minding my own bidness, standing at the counter. This was pre-cell phone. He looked at me and was nervously using the garage phone (probably an illicit affair), acting like I was going to attack him and cut off his moles (I think he still has them and they are the ugly). I rolled my eyes at him, like, big deal, you are the Sundance Kid, I am ChristyBlinky.
Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 25, 2013 06:13 PM (baL2B)
Ah, jeez, no, I was not faulting you, my dear, you know I love you. But the word itself just bugs the living crap outta me. Not if it's being used in an anatomical way, but when it is used to refer to a woman. Any woman. I don't have to know her and, if I know her, I don't have to like her, it will still piss me off.
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)
Go into any bar in any yuppie district (looking at you, Canton) in America and find five hotter women than Gweneth fucking Paltrow. On a Tuesday. At noon.
Amen. I went to Savannah, GA a few years back and left a trail of drool everywhere I went. I've never seen one city with so many smoking hot women in it. Even the ones who weren't hot were cute.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 06:14 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Y-not at April 25, 2013 06:14 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:15 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 06:15 PM (Y8t25)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2013 06:16 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:17 PM (Pwg5S)
I'm thinking of opening a massage parlor for pampered pooches.
Gonna call it...
...(wait for it)...
"Shih Tzu Shiatsu"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 06:17 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2013 06:17 PM (U82Km)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 06:17 PM (52n2x)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 06:17 PM (Pwg5S)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:18 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)
http://tinyurl.com/cgktcou
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 25, 2013 06:18 PM (U3VA+)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 06:18 PM (52n2x)
Posted by: Zakn at April 25, 2013 06:19 PM (JuZTv)
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2013 06:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Extra Testicles at April 25, 2013 06:19 PM (86Qvq)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 06:19 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:21 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)
When you're 20, the age range of women you would consider dating runs from about 17-23. When you're 30 it runs from about 17-35.
And when you're 50, the range expands to 35 to around 55 or so. However, hotness knows no age, and it ain't just looks either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 06:21 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 06:22 PM (XyrkB)
Ideally, yes.
In practice, I retain my right to be a hypocrite in this matter, to laugh at Anthony's wiener and to respectfully refuse even to think about what Kathy Griffin has down below
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 06:22 PM (QTHTd)
Oxford, Ohio.
Home of Miami University.
More nice lookin' attractive young girls than you can shake a stick at. At least that was the way it was ~ 30 years ago, when I actually cared about such things.
At the supermarket I used to shop at in suburban Cleveland, was a checkout lady that looked like Gwyneth's mom, Blythe Danner. Really pretty woman.
In a suburban grocery, the outskirts of Cleveland. Whatever.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 06:23 PM (Md8Uo)
It was kind of natural that she'd take an interest after so many people told her she was full of shit.
Posted by: epobirs at April 25, 2013 06:23 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:24 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2013 06:25 PM (fOFYL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 06:26 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 25, 2013 06:26 PM (091EY)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 25, 2013 06:27 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:27 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2013 06:28 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Picric at April 25, 2013 06:29 PM (4kwuv)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 10:27 PM (8lmkt)
Pats haven't picked yet. They're on pick #21....Pats first pick is #29.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 25, 2013 06:29 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 25, 2013 06:29 PM (5wHPS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2013 06:29 PM (+z4pE)
Ah ok...well we'll be there in spirit Sean...
Wife will be in School for the month down at Ft jack and I get a little cranky when she's gone.
#AngryRaccoon
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 06:30 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: troyriser at April 25, 2013 06:30 PM (ptcFO)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 25, 2013 06:30 PM (eQnzo)
What an utter pile of bullshit.
The government has no business being in the healthcare beyond obligations to those serving in the military and veterans who incurred injury as a result of their service. I don't care how much of a tearjerker story someone has, there is no place in a truly free nation for government charity. It is a contradictory term because the funding is not voluntary.
Once you give a pass to one group the left will seek to expand that group little by little until it is quite large. And is simple infirmity due to old age sufficient to be considered high risk? Is, we're sitting on a time bomb as the portion of the population achieving ages that were once considered remarkable grows and grows.
Posted by: epobirs at April 25, 2013 06:31 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Up with people! at April 25, 2013 06:31 PM (FmFB3)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 06:31 PM (y2XjR)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:31 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 06:31 PM (XyrkB)
She is bangable, but not worth a huge amount of work or an expensive dinner.
And....$50 says she is selfish in the sack.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 06:31 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 06:32 PM (y2XjR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)
My ex would like to have a chat with you...my right ass cheek has a canyon
-----
Dropkicking is another story.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 25, 2013 06:33 PM (5wHPS)
A toilette doesn't follow you around after you use it.
Posted by: bill-o at April 25, 2013 06:33 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 10:02 PM (8lmkt)
Young lady.....
It's a word. We conservatives are accepting of speech, no matter what form it takes.
And besides, you have the perfect defense against unpleasant words....
A beautiful lilac bush!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 06:34 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Berserker at April 25, 2013 06:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 06:35 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: twoslaps at April 25, 2013 06:36 PM (N36ZX)
Alex The Chick schooled him in that thread. But he'll be back with more bullshit tomorrow, and more the day after that.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 06:36 PM (QTHTd)
I will beat you senseless . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:36 PM (8lmkt)
June 21
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 10:17 PM (Pwg5S)
Oh darn, if it were only on the 14th, I might actually be able to show up
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 06:36 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT)
My favorite avatar is one of my smoker, with three big, fat racks of pork ribs on it.
I'll dig it up and use that.
[Translated for the Irish:
Avatar = pretty internet picture.]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 06:37 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:37 PM (jIaZt)
I am watching a series called Grizzly Bear Stakeout. They go live in Alaska for 5 months and film bears closer than anyone has gotten before. Why? What's left to study about bears? They sell the films for profit - not science. All thy have is bear spray - no guns. A bear approaches and they get down on their knees. I'm not sure why.
All the bears look good - not like the mangy,smelly, covered in shit they really are. With any luck, somebody will get eaten.
Grizzly Man, funniest movie EVAH !!!
(semi stolen from Ron White).
Posted by: spc at April 25, 2013 06:37 PM (CtffS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 06:38 PM (MBqvE)
He's such a big klutz.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 10:35 PM (Md8Uo)
you absolutely must go to the "bad dog" website, it's even better than the lolcats
http://www.dogshaming.com/
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EveR at April 25, 2013 06:39 PM (YHMeQ)
We do (using the passive-aggressive "we" here). And look how well it has turned out for us! Drunken self-hating women falling down in the streets and/or submitting themselves to Muhammadan yoofs.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 06:39 PM (QTHTd)
Avatar = pretty internet picture.]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 10:37 PM (/WLC3)
***
Effing hibernaphobe!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 06:40 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2013 10:38 PM (KqmXZ)
Ya think?
http://tinyurl.com/cn5zfdp
World class baby...world class.
And you shouldn't even type her name in the same comment as, uh...whats-her-name.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 06:41 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
who the fuck is doing that? I am gobsmacked. If the cops tell me to stay inside, that is *exactly* what I will do . . . oddly, my cousin went to work in downtown Boston last Friday and nobody was there and he skedaddled back home to Natick. I suspect he was the only guy on the streets without flashing blue lights.
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 10:40 PM (pxDth)
I love this place!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 06:41 PM (/WLC3)
Yeah, the list makers never get them all right.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 25, 2013 06:42 PM (0It32)
247Most beautiful woman ever? Sure as hell not Gwyneth Paltrow. I vote Hedy Lamarr.
It's not Hedey -- it's Hedley!
Oh wait . . .
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 25, 2013 06:42 PM (N8yYb)
No, man! NOOOO! Stop it!!! We're gonna crash!!!
Posted by: CAC's pharmacist at April 25, 2013 06:42 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 06:43 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 06:44 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 25, 2013 06:44 PM (zZJJp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)
I gave him a decently reasoned love tap I don't bring my "a" game for him often b/c well how do you argue with a guy's heart.
Gabe thinks he can hop off the radical agenda train whenever he wants.
AlexTheChick and others did a good job.
As Francis Marion said, "we fight and lose, then fight again"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 06:45 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 06:45 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 06:46 PM (1V6Pv)
The HP-35 would have done "okay" for the same purpose but was scarce b/c of the mobilization.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)
Evening 'rons. Dinner with my daughter tonight at Emeril's. Life is good.
Will.not.read.Kathy.Griffin.post.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia in New Orleans for the weekend at April 25, 2013 06:47 PM (h2KUJ)
When Elizabeth Taylor was in her early twenties, she was incredibly attractive. The booze and that asshole Richard Burton ruined her.
Gwyneth is pretty, but as someone else said, she does kind of look like a duck. She has a long thin nose, and in the right (or wrong) camera angle, she is somewhat goofy looking.
Real women aren't just pretty, they also have other qualities.Gwyneth is kind of a dumb and unpleasant wench in real life. meh.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 06:47 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:47 PM (jIaZt)
damn, dc, you are so hardcore . . . mmmmmm . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:48 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 10:47 PM (JMmQ9)
you spelled it wrong . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: speedster1 at April 25, 2013 06:49 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 06:51 PM (yDr5/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 06:51 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:52 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Your friendly local marmot at April 25, 2013 06:54 PM (ZsWgk)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 06:55 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2013 06:55 PM (Yr6sH)
NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/c6vbz9o
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 10:42 PM
Too early to call thread winner?
Posted by: Berserker at April 25, 2013 06:55 PM (FMbng)
Speedster @ 308
No, never went to school there, but hung out there when I was a teenager in the '70's (IN THE CITY BY THE WATER TOWER! WOXR in Oxford!). And I went there for few times later in the early '80's to ogle chicks - last time I was there until my niece graduated from Miami about 10 years ago.
Redhawks? I liked it better when they were the Redskins. The Miami name is after the Indian tribe that lived in that part of Ohio 2 centuries ago. The Miamis were part of the Delaware Indian nation, I think.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 06:55 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 06:56 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 06:56 PM (QTHTd)
gotta agree, if we're talking those who have not gone carbon neutral . . . I'm a Marilyn fan, myself, she was just so . . . Marilyn. I really don't think it's ever been surpassed as far as pure fuckability.
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 06:56 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 06:56 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 06:56 PM (FMrA0)
What the HELL is Ben Domenech doing on this ship?!
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 06:57 PM (QTHTd)
She was one who swooned over The Won in 2008. Guess she is having second thoughts. Too late, Peg. I won't forget.
Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 25, 2013 06:58 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 06:59 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 07:00 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:00 PM (j8JLb)
Ah, Peggy and Toonces.
Those were the days. And now the romance has died. So sad and melancholy.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 07:00 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 07:00 PM (vN3Mm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)
Evening 'rons and 'ettes. A full waiting room, cold Ohio weather, and a nearly full moon--what could possibly go wrong in the ED tonight?!?
Also, that solar system GIF is pretty cool, but it looks like some of the planets are in the wrong alignment--Saturn looks closer to the Sun than Jupiter, for example.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 25, 2013 07:01 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 07:01 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 07:01 PM (piMMO)
U.S. mom rescues her kid from Moslem dad; and U.S. female sailor stops Islamic (attempted) rapist.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2013 07:01 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at April 25, 2013 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: speedster1 at April 25, 2013 07:02 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Up with people! at April 25, 2013 07:02 PM (FmFB3)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at April 25, 2013 11:02 PM (RZ8pf)
I read earlier that they were doing maintenance and there was a spark that set it off.
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:03 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Donna V. at April 25, 2013 07:04 PM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:04 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:04 PM (zzeVM)
or maybe I should
you make the call!
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:04 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 07:04 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 11:04 PM (VSWPU)
you buying or selling?
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)
Downey Jr and DeVito have been in some pro-capitalist flicks
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 25, 2013 07:05 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 07:05 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)
chemjeff, go for another beer. you've earned it, with those "rescue" ONT's from earlier in the week.
We now see what is possible, by mixing a few household chemicals, in the right proportions..........
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes something stupid.... at April 25, 2013 07:06 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:06 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: Bob Costas at April 25, 2013 07:06 PM (R3gO3)
Javier Bardem is only 5 7?
wow, coulda fooled me
Do you know who's missing from that chart?
MATT DAMON?
He's about 5 7, maybe 8. Did you ever notice that Matt Damon got taller in each of the Bourne movies.
Posted by: soothsayer at April 25, 2013 07:06 PM (vzLhi)
---------------
Certainly not anymore, they've turned the corner, getting shorter.
Oh..., and BTW, Hedy Lamarr..., even if she *is* dead...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:07 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 07:08 PM (vN3Mm)
Do you know who else is missing from the middle of that height pic?
Rocky Rambo. He's another one who wears lifts.
Posted by: soothsayer at April 25, 2013 07:08 PM (vzLhi)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:08 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:08 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:08 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: HummingBird at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (F/1Fo)
Posted by: polynikes
I didn't get any of that impulse for bullshit even-handedness in 'Liberal Fascism.' He may do that in his NRO stuff, but listening to a number of his podcasts with Ricochet it's hard to think of examples where he strains in apologia.
(He has, with JPod and RINO Rob, to denunciate us uncoth tea party hobbits, but that's another story entirely ... )
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: Racist Stedman.. Now with a badge bitches! at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (Zd/NW)
http://tinyurl.com/csjrqal
Posted by: JHW at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (B38OD)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 07:09 PM (XyrkB)
And, unlike black folks, who I have heard time and again call each other (with affection) by the "n" word, I have never ever heard one woman call another woman the "c" word with anything but malice and contempt. So, fine. Judge away . . .
Get used to it. White males get disparaged all the time, in every way. You don't like it? Welcome to the club.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 07:10 PM (IDSI7)
I typically use Firefox, but I'm getting damned tired of it deciding to crash or freeze at odd times. I'm not crazy about Chrome and I don't care for IE. I've used SeaMonkey and it's kind of odd. Dolphin? Safari? Opera?
I know that AoSHQ works well with absolutely no browser known to mankind, so I'm not looking for the impossible.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2013 07:10 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:10 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: HummingBird at April 25, 2013 07:11 PM (F/1Fo)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 07:12 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Beagle at April 25, 2013 07:12 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 25, 2013 07:12 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 11:05 PM (VSWPU)
dang . . . trust your instincts . . . I'm so excited, so do let us know!
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: speedster1 at April 25, 2013 07:12 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 07:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 25, 2013 07:13 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 07:13 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:13 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 11:13 PM (piMMO)
phuq yew
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:14 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: HummingBird at April 25, 2013 07:14 PM (F/1Fo)
I'll let you know .. sweet axe.
Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 07:14 PM (VSWPU)
When my contract expires, I'll have Stuff To Say about those posters. Especially if Independence Day is celebrated as "happy Fourth of July" as it so often is.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 25, 2013 07:14 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: polynikes at April 25, 2013 07:15 PM (vN3Mm)
I second that! Where is the source for that gif?
It shows the whole system in motion, which is more accurate than other depictions.
Posted by: navybrat at April 25, 2013 07:15 PM (fj7Xo)
Posted by: HummingBird at April 25, 2013 11:14 PM (F/1Fo)
hey, that is awesome
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:15 PM (BBWjt)
---------------
Tell us more...., sounds like fun. I'm taking notes for 2016.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
FF: It's demanding but not crash prone. Update Flash, Java, and your video card drivers.
Chrome: check out SRWare Iron. It's based on the Chrome browser but supposedly has the Google snooping stuff taken out.
http://sourceforge.net/projects/srwareiron.mirror/?source=directory
Opera: pretty stable, but the mouse settings are too loose for me.
Safari: huh? Are you on a Mac? Should it 'just work?'
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 07:16 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: minometer at April 25, 2013 07:16 PM (9iejr)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:16 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 11:08 PM (j8JLb)
Japan built ESP??
Posted by: Berserker at April 25, 2013 07:17 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 07:17 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 07:17 PM (JMmQ9)
I'll let you know .. sweet axe.
Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 11:14 PM (VSWPU)
Oh, hell, yeah! I thought you were buying it off the interwebs, but if you've played it and love it . . . {shivers} whole different deal. lotta money, but it's not like you will get this chance every day, right?
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)
>>>1953 tiger stripe les paul. a little rough on back .. plays great .. $4000 .. do I pull the trigger ?
Shallow headstock angle those... but a guy could always have that fixed.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2013 07:17 PM (ik/Ky)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: sluggo at April 25, 2013 07:18 PM (vVv3V)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:18 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: HummingBird at April 25, 2013 07:18 PM (F/1Fo)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:19 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2013 11:10 PM (xjpRj)
I use Firefox on my windows laptop, and did use it on my Android, but Chrome actually works better on the Android with AoSHQ, in that it doesn't automagically take you to the bottom of a 600-comment thread that takes you five minutes to scroll to the top of (if you're like me and actually try to read the comments to make sure nobody else has already said the stupid thing you want to say)
Posted by: Aloha Akhbar @PirateBallerina at April 25, 2013 07:19 PM (/lWM8)
Sweetie, I was just riffing on the thing I been bitching about. I am soooooo sorry if I made a difficult day worse, that was not my intention and mea culpa. I had a sudden and wholly unexpected untimely demise to deal with today. Overall, not that much fun for anyone, as far as I can tell. {{{{{}}}}}
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (Zd/NW)
Holy crap it's cool. Youngsters are seeking to recapture that cool with restored bikes. I've seen a bunch of them around town. This Honda CB1100, it's something. Damn the price tho. Damn it, damn it. Otherwise I'd be on one tomorrow!
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: speedster1 at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (yeM7r)
Wifey tipped off speedbump. But she is an innocent who didn't know
According to those officials, Dzokhar Tsarnaev told interrogators that the information that set in motion the series of events leading to Tamerlan’s death and Dzokhar’s apprehension came in a phone call from Katherine Russell Tsarnaeva to her husband. “She notified him and there certainly didn’t seem to be any notion of surprise – just a report that ‘you’re being watched,’” said one official with knowledge of the investigation. Tsarnaev had seen the photographs and videos distributed by the FBI on television and called her husband to give him a heads up.
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 25, 2013 11:04 PM (VSWPU)
I'm assuming you mean what was originally a 1953 goldtop that has been refinished? If its a real 1953 refinished or not thats a damn good fucking price.
Posted by: Berserker at April 25, 2013 07:20 PM (FMbng)
Just eight days before three people were killed and more than 260 people were injured in the Boston Marathon bombing, a Ukrainian student was arrested in New Jersey carrying two homemade devices.
Rutgers student Mykyta Panasenko, 27, was arrested in Hoboken on April 7 aboard a NJ Transit train bound for Suffern, New York. He was carrying two improvised explosive devices, according to police.
Jersey City Police Deputy Chief Peter Nalbach said Thursday that authorities also found material at Panasenko's home ‘that may have been used to make an explosive device.’[...]
His arrest wasn't reported by authorities at the time, but became public after he appeared in Hudson County Court on Wednesday.
News of the arrest comes after revelations that the Tsarnaev brothers, the two suspects in the Boston bombings, had also planned to set off bombs in Manhattan
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:21 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 11:20 PM (nH8jP)
The only tidbit to make this complete is finding out that the stupid bitch called him on her Obamapho'.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 25, 2013 07:22 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)
much appreciated, but sadly, it is not original humor - you can thank DC
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:22 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 07:22 PM (INYkK)
Posted by: HummingBird at April 25, 2013 07:22 PM (F/1Fo)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:22 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:23 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: derit at April 25, 2013 07:23 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: no good deed at April 25, 2013 07:23 PM (mjR67)
But I take medications and analysis for it.
Posted by: Gerbil Malodor, Esq. at April 25, 2013 07:23 PM (T5dvf)
wow, coulda fooled me
Posted by: soothsayer at April 25, 2013 11:06 PM (vzLhi)
He's 5'11 according to celebheights, 6'0 according to the google search page bio.
Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 25, 2013 07:24 PM (gZIOq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ragnar at April 25, 2013 07:24 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: USA at April 25, 2013 07:24 PM (RIg+t)
Say what????
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:25 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho
Jake, my friend, and you are my friend. Do youse guys in ID really say "y'all"?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:25 PM (4Mv1T)
>>>>I dislike Gwyneth Paltrowski because I am an anti-Semenite.
Those actresses are full of semen, so I understand your point.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2013 07:26 PM (tiOTz)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:26 PM (j8JLb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 07:27 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 25, 2013 07:27 PM (DoZD+)
Although the arrest was made more than a week ago, it was not reported by authorities. The Jersey Journal learned about the incidents when Panasenko appeared in Central Judicial Processing court to hear the charges Wednesday.
Authorities also charged Panasenko with having two improvised explosive devises at 4 p.m. on April 7 aboard an NJ Transit train leaving Hoboken and bound for Suffern, N.Y., the complaint says.
Earlier this month the Jersey City Police Department's Bomb Squad responded to the home of Panasenko after getting information from the New York Police Department and the FBI, Jersey City Police Deputy Chief Peter Nalbach said this afternoon.
Inside the residence police found "materials that may have been used to make an explosive device," Nalbach said, adding that the information came from a tip provided by someone who knows Panasenko.
The complaint charging Panasenko with having explosive devices at his home was signed on April 15, the day of the Boston Marathon bombings, and the complaint charging him with having explosive devices on the train was signed on April 16.
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:28 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 07:29 PM (jIaZt)
The back plate says American made
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 11:19 PM (j8JLb)
I thought the LTDs were the offshore built ones, like korea, then eventually china.
Posted by: Berserker at April 25, 2013 07:29 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 25, 2013 07:30 PM (jucos)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 07:30 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (gZIOq)
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
It's like a dreamworld here, for now. Voter ID is about to sally forth into the daylight. I can't really believe all these wonderful things are happening.
Relaxed controls on handgun "carry" regs are in the works, too. The NRA is actually happy with the amendments. It's like the wild west here.
I feel like I'm on the Holodeck.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)
also, fellow morons, just be warned:
"materials that may have been used to make an explosive device"
includes things like bleach and nail polish remover and hydrogen peroxide, so I don't trust that summary
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 07:31 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 07:32 PM (j8JLb)
When does McCrory sign it? Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 11:31 PM
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Must pass Senate first ( a slam dunk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:32 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:33 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 25, 2013 07:33 PM (DoZD+)
But sometimes loyalty goes a little far. Maybe sometime when he was planning to blow up someone else's eight-year old she might have piped up and said, "honey... perhaps a round of golf might be a better use of your spare time"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 25, 2013 07:33 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:33 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 07:33 PM (INYkK)
DC- XDM is actually a damn fine compact. I have one on the way after selling my XDS.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 25, 2013 07:34 PM (QTHTd)
I feel like I'm on the Holodeck.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 11:31 PM
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Geeze..., they are even talking concealed carry in bars. I'm still thinking that one over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 25, 2013 07:34 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:34 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:34 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 07:36 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 07:36 PM (XyrkB)
And according to Pansasenko's LinkedIn page, he attended Rutgers University in New Brunswick, and lists his current job as a mathematician at Mahwah-based High 5 Games, a game creator in the casino industry.
Casino - maybe mob. Maybe that is why they waited to report it
Posted by: Thunderb at April 25, 2013 07:36 PM (nH8jP)
Good to know about "Boise". I am knowledgeable about all things geographic...
within 500 miles of here.
Which you ain't. Our loss.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:37 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:37 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 07:37 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Kalneva at April 25, 2013 07:38 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 25, 2013 07:38 PM (Yt967)
Posted by: richard reid at April 25, 2013 07:39 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:39 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 07:40 PM (jIaZt)
it is Boise
not
Boize
use a z and everyone knows you are 'new'
An exceedingly ignorant question here.
So is it pronounced, "Boyce-ee?"
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: richard reid at April 25, 2013 11:39 PM
--------
Sometimes we don't even keep our former, former names...., infidel.
Posted by: Cat Stevens at April 25, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)
I just bought new XDM compact in .45acp for $550.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 07:42 PM (jIaZt)
Who are you calling 'infidel', guitar plucker?
Posted by: eric harroun at April 25, 2013 07:43 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:44 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 07:44 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 07:44 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 25, 2013 07:44 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:45 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 07:45 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:47 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:47 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:49 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:49 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:50 PM (doBIb)
The XDM Compact is big brother to what I just sold to a soldier, and had literally 7 other soldiers who wanted it. Bragg is an hour away. I am not sure why my listing was so popular, because I sold it for very little less than a new one can be had for, if you look hard enough. I think it is because they are all "new and shiney", and they are the "got to have guns" right now.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:51 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:51 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 07:51 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 07:52 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:53 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:54 PM (doBIb)
I buy all my ammo in parking lots these days. Bought .45acp from a LEO in the same parking lot yesterday morning that I sold my XDS to a soldier in last night at 10PM. My wife thinks I'm engaged in illegal activities.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 07:56 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 07:56 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 07:57 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 07:58 PM (GEICT)
Springfield's have the same grip angle as a 1911. I love my Colt 1911.
Plus I like how the latest Springfields look, for a plastic gun and all.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 07:58 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 11:53 PM (GEICT)
'parently those cunts were wrong, eh? 
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 07:59 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:00 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:00 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:01 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Peaches at April 25, 2013 08:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 08:02 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 08:03 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:03 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:03 PM (GEICT)
Now *there's* a euphamism
Whatever he's actually referring to, he does it EVERY night.
I'm old, and he's older than dirt. But I think he's actually walking a cat. Which to me seems impossible.
But this IS The Horde.
Que Rod Serling.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:03 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 08:04 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:04 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 08:05 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Peaches
Can't let that one go by so easily:
I have the same abhorrence for the "c" word that African-Americans have for the "n" word. It just fuckin' bugs me.
Posted by: Peaches
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:05 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 08:06 PM (vgd4f)
ear God man, is she oiled up???
No, that's her normal skin tone. LOL, yes she is!Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:06 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 08:07 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 08:07 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:09 PM (GEICT)
I also use Firefox with AdBlock. Those four don't get used as often as the Win 7 Ultimate box.So, on other browsers, when you click the comments here, and press the down arrow, it doesn't immediately shoot you to the bottom of the page?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2013 08:09 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 08:09 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Under Windows, it's the 'End' key to shoot to the end 99% of the time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:10 PM (Yr6sH)
EC- and others... beware one thing when looking at Springfields. They are like American cars in that they come in a wide array of optiosn and calibers, and all look different, even if you are looking at just an "XDM"
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:10 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 08:10 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: mindful webworker needs moar brain bleach at April 25, 2013 08:12 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 08:12 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:12 PM (doBIb)
...uh oh.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2013 08:12 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2013 12:09 AM (GEICT)
ever try shitting in a Pringles can? It's not easy
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 08:13 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Craig Poe at April 25, 2013 08:13 PM (BVkEs)
In Windows, the 'End' key is the command that instructs the browser to scroll to the end of the web-site page.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:13 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: The Opera Hat at April 25, 2013 08:13 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:14 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:14 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: mindful webworker waving howdy at April 25, 2013 08:15 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 08:15 PM (opS9C)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 25, 2013 08:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 25, 2013 08:15 PM (Vk2pI)
I know she doesn't wear that outfit to carpool, or Food Lion.
Right?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:17 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:17 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 12:15 AM (RZ8pf)
Marc Anthony banging the girl on the side of the road in Rome or doing a decent job in a mediocre Solomon Kane movie
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 08:18 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Psychedelicat, Master of the Universe at April 25, 2013 08:18 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattl
Excellent
(tents fingers)
Posted by: Roger 'Mr. Burns' Ailes [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:18 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 08:18 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:21 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 08:22 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: mindful webworker hates listening to Opera. at April 25, 2013 08:22 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: zeera at April 25, 2013 08:22 PM (JeTjJ)
Jake, can I get this one?
In a Colt 1911, it's like a stroll on a spring day around the lake.
In a subcompact, it's like hitting a baseball bat against an iron pole.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:22 PM (4Mv1T)
It's better in a full sized gun though. I prefer 9mm in a compact/ subcompact model. But, I'm a girl.Posted by: LindaFell at April 25, 2013 08:23 PM (PGO8C)
Well usually I can disassoociate the actor from the creepy character he plays, but in this case even thinking about his other roles isn't doing it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 25, 2013 08:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)
Whats up roonz and roonettez?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:25 PM (yh0zB)
EC- No intent to find fault.
I'm not sure what planet I'm on.
That's a Bat Girl outfit in Wake County.
And I'll shut up about it now. Which is sayin' a lot.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:26 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 08:26 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 25, 2013 08:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:26 PM (zzeVM)
Mouse scroll resolution.
No workie.
On two systems the scroll is a massive fustercluck. Touch the scroll lightly and you're down so far in the page time has warped around your computer. Scroll up, and a half of a line returns.
Awful. And I've tried some supposed Option line definition solutions. Again, no workie.
Posted by: Roger 'Mr. Burns' Ailes [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:27 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 26, 2013 12:22 AM (4Mv1T)
I have the Glock 36 which is a sub-compact .45. Shooting it is like having someone hit the end of it with a sledgehammer, I usually have to shift my grip after 3-4 shots. Not as bad as Range Partner's .454 Alaskan though.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:29 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: derit at April 25, 2013 08:29 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 08:29 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2013 08:30 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2013 08:30 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 08:31 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 25, 2013 08:32 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:33 PM (GEICT)
I'll report on my impressions of the new pocket cannon once it's been to the range and consumed more of my small stash of hoarded ammo
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:33 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:33 PM (zzeVM)
Really? I'm really taller than George Clooney? And Jason Statham? Mein Gott, I'm practically a giant.
@ Patton Oswalt - nice job young man.
Still won't make me watch "Parks and Rec".
Posted by: dissent555 at April 25, 2013 08:33 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 25, 2013 08:34 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:34 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 26, 2013 12:29 AM (HVff2)
9 mil is good in small frames, don't let the naysayers worry you. A hollowpoint 9mm will do the job just as well as a .45, the reason the military didn't like it is because they have to use a FMJ slug and the .45 does better with FMJ's.
ITC, I've not been to the range in a while *hangs head* but I'll be shooting these 50 when I get there. I got my shipment in also, so I have another 250 to load after I get some brass cleaned.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:34 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: mindful webworker, technical super-genius at April 25, 2013 08:34 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: 정치 모자 at April 25, 2013 08:35 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2013 08:35 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2013 08:35 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 08:35 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 26, 2013 12:26 AM (RZ8pf)
eh, looks like a ripoff of Them (which got ripped off before with The Strangers) with interesting social commentary
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 08:35 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:36 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: MoeRon at April 25, 2013 08:36 PM (HDSb9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:37 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:37 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:38 PM (TvO05)
I can't believe that human beings continue to spend money on this stupidity.
And yet they do.
Posted by: dissent555 at April 25, 2013 08:38 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 25, 2013 08:38 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:39 PM (doBIb)
This by FAR was my biggest beef with the sub-compact I just sold. Glad I wasn't alone. And if I don't like how the new compact shoots, I'll sell it, too. Although 9 rounds beats the snot out of 5 chances at hitting the bad guy.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:39 PM (4Mv1T)
I can't believe that human beings continue to spend money on this stupidity.
And yet they do.
Posted by: dissent555 at April 26, 2013 12:38 AM (yR6A1)
____________________
And they vote too, sadly.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2013 08:39 PM (HDgX3)
It certainly looks like it goes well. Nice.
Yeah, this f'n weather, today was 68, tomorrow is supposed to be in the 70s and then Saturday it's supposed to rain in the afternoon and get colder again. I'm hoping it stays nice for the day on Saturday, there's a dyno day and charity event in Charlotte that I'm going to (Fort Mills, actually, but close enough).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:40 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:41 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: MoeRon at April 25, 2013 08:41 PM (HDSb9)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 25, 2013 08:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:43 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:43 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 4 ビリビリ at April 25, 2013 08:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: irright at April 25, 2013 08:44 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: mindful webworker, trudging back to his cell at April 25, 2013 08:44 PM (U13jb)
1. Locate 5# rubber mallet.
2. Apply with emphasis to mouse.
Posted by: mindful webworker
I've tried a similar technique with a number of keyboards.
They all failed the test.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:44 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:45 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 08:46 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: EC at April 26, 2013 12:43 AM (doBIb)
I'll have to check it out. May be a good place for a Carolina Moron meet-up...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:46 PM (yh0zB)
watched the first four episodes but some reason I dropped it. Never read the manga
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 08:47 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2013 08:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 26, 2013 12:46 AM (vgd4f)
I think it's me...every time I show up everybody disappears. I did shower today, honest...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:47 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: EC at April 25, 2013 08:47 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~です 4 ビリビリ at April 25, 2013 08:48 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2013 12:47 AM (Vk2pI)
Sure, it's failed miserably every other where and every other time it's been tried, but hey this is America, and all we need are the "right" people in charge and it's sure to work!
gah.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:49 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 08:49 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:49 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 26, 2013 12:49 AM (TvO05)
Right, and today was my day. I should be good now till mid May at least.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: irright
True Believer by Eric Hoffer:
"A ruling intelligentsia, whether in Europe, Asia or Africa, treats the masses as raw material to be experimented on, processed, and wasted at will."
A worth-while text, IMHO.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2013 08:51 PM (Yr6sH)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:51 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:52 PM (zzeVM)
just so you all know , drinking a beer and eating a cookie.Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 08:53 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 08:53 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:55 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Bomber at April 26, 2013 12:53 AM (4Mwv/)
Bomber! Good to see you well, how long do you have left in Trashcanistan?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Stuff on Greta Garbo's blog .... at April 25, 2013 08:55 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2013 08:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:56 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: derit at April 25, 2013 08:56 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Stuff on Greta Garbo's blog .... at April 25, 2013 08:57 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 08:57 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 08:58 PM (4Mwv/)
hi bomber!
send a 2k to our enemies if you can, one the explodes, not a concrete bomb
thanks
stay safe
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 08:59 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 08:59 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Bomber at April 26, 2013 12:58 AM (4Mwv/)
Damn, I thought you had been there a while...but you took the long way to get there, through DC if I remember right.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 09:00 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:00 PM (OpRai)
Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 09:01 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 25, 2013 09:01 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 09:02 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 09:02 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:03 PM (OpRai)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 25, 2013 09:03 PM (yh0zB)
Hear anything about it?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 26, 2013 01:00 AM (OpRai)
Best looking game to date but kinda hollow on the gameplay. And I don't know if they fixed it but be prepared for the first level to chug due to physics on rope railing that sways
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 09:04 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:06 PM (OpRai)
So much for the new engine then
Ill grab some pics and do a write up for your gaming thread if you'd like
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 26, 2013 01:06 AM (OpRai)
probably won't be posted this weekend since zakn is in iceland and he won't give me the info to sign into the email account so you have time
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 09:08 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 09:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane ... at April 25, 2013 09:10 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 25, 2013 09:10 PM (091EY)
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 09:11 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 25, 2013 09:15 PM (aE3pe)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 25, 2013 09:15 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 25, 2013 09:17 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:18 PM (hXDld)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 09:19 PM (Zd/NW)
Chi town in all it's glory
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 26, 2013 01:18 AM (hXDld)
there is always next year
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 09:21 PM (vJdyz)
Illinois will definitely suck, but I married a cute girl from there so I'm committed now.
And we'll be out in a small town in the middle of a cornfield, which I think is better than being in DC.
Posted by: Bomber at April 25, 2013 09:21 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:22 PM (hXDld)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 09:22 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Cowboy at April 25, 2013 09:24 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:24 PM (hXDld)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 26, 2013 01:19 AM
.....Or make him chancellor .
Posted by: Berserker at April 25, 2013 09:24 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:25 PM (hXDld)
Posted by: Olaf the Norwegian Berserker at April 25, 2013 09:26 PM (091EY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2013 09:27 PM (Vk2pI)
Blackhawks should have the cup this year if they stay healthy
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 26, 2013 01:24 AM (hXDld)
Pittsburgh vs L.A. with Pens winning in 6 games
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 09:28 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Michael Moore at April 25, 2013 09:32 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: Krazy Kos Kid at April 25, 2013 09:34 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 25, 2013 09:35 PM (MBzEc)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 25, 2013 09:38 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2013 09:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 09:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 09:45 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 26, 2013 01:41 AM (Zd/NW)
when your prayers are on Luongo, you're fucked
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 09:45 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 09:52 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 25, 2013 09:53 PM (SzAZ7)
http://tinyurl.com/bv7dqrs
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 25, 2013 09:59 PM (un8zR)
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 25, 2013 10:04 PM (8kIXE)
Posted by: epobirs at April 25, 2013 10:15 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 26, 2013 02:04 AM (8kIXE)
so still a douche, got it
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 10:18 PM (vJdyz)
Rod Stewert is a shorty too. He came into the fine dining establishment I waited at during college w/his model girlfriend and he barley came up to her armpits.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 25, 2013 10:21 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 10:28 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 26, 2013 02:28 AM (/gHaE)
wouldn't say low expectations but rather realistic goals that one can actually cross off
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 10:31 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 25, 2013 10:33 PM (8kIXE)
I did not attempt to stand next to Mr. Steven Siegal when taking care of his son.
I'm 6'1" and I was still looking up at him during the entire of our exchanges in the E.R....that makes him 6'7" at the very least......."no Tom "Thumb" Cruise..
I should say.....
Posted by: Richard at April 25, 2013 10:35 PM (y401u)
If she's 30, half that list should be crossed off by now. If she starts her own business, she'll never have time for the other half.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 10:41 PM (/gHaE)
713
So does that mean we could see some REAL rain on the left coast this season?
Or do that mean we be sparing most of our water for some FUCKING little fish somewhere in the FUCKING Sacto Delta per the rulings from some FUCKING Law-DICKS in Santa Barbara.....OH!...
Posted by: Richard at April 25, 2013 10:59 PM (y401u)
...or maybe even enablers/accomplices.
They both need to be on a no-fly list stat. We'll send'em back jr's remains after he gets the needle.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 11:01 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 11:03 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 11:04 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 26, 2013 03:04 AM (/gHaE)
all I said was I want that house, didn't say anything about the location
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 11:06 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: MrCaniac at April 25, 2013 11:08 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2013 11:08 PM (Rg7d/)
I so want his mum to fly in here and spout her shit in THIS COUNTRY.
She last a week then....even with the MSM....we flame her fucking ass....
maybe she will be a most RIGHTOUS lynch-pin....so bring that bitch then....
bring that bitch!!
Posted by: Richard at April 25, 2013 11:09 PM (y401u)
Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2013 11:10 PM (vJdyz)
738
So...here.....Mg+ at 2 pounds with a Thermite kicker.....how does that raise yer thermostat?
.......DUDE?
Posted by: Richard at April 25, 2013 11:18 PM (y401u)
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."
Posted by: Juliete - Act ll, scene ll at April 25, 2013 11:24 PM (yDWX4)
Before you exhale and shit your pampers.....2 pounds of Mg+ are a wet dream for even the most devote of GEEHADI'S....not to mention...I so sock puppet
with a viral wet napkin from 2 socks before....plus the drippings.....which are.....
WET!
Posted by: Richard at April 25, 2013 11:28 PM (y401u)
I posted here once that I found the word 'retarded' used in a post offensive. Three of our adopted children are, in the current vernacular, 'developmentally disabled.'
As their Dad, I rushed to condemn the use of a word because, in the heat of protecting these beautiful children from imagined ridicule, I overreacted.
I have long opposed the PC speech of others as an abomination. It was a hypocritical and a stupid thing for me to criticize another for using a common word, considering my view on PC anything.
All of you at the ONT have provided much comfort and many laughs to chase the black dog away on sleepless nights. It is a treat to be in the (mostly) silent company of such a honest and loving crew of morons.
Posted by: Random Lurker at April 26, 2013 12:22 AM (yDWX4)
http://tinyurl.com/bqrxnz6
And the warning went to a Border Patrol agent who sat on it.
If the border patrol won't even stop terrorists, I'm thinking garden variety illegals are out of the question.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 26, 2013 12:32 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at April 26, 2013 12:53 AM (E55AK)
GOOD ON YA THEN!!!
Seems High tide that we spank the wee fuckers across the face...HARD!!!
and often........OFTEN!!!....and then alittle CLAW RAKING down the chest plate...jus to draw BLOOD!!!....AND DO IT AGAIN!!!
Time we throw these fairy-cum-pussys into the fire.....and let them reap the blackness they own.......Let us STOMP them into ground where they dare stand and for once HEAL THIS LAND!!!
It is the TIME!! History will give us not another chance....this is our moment
fail now...we fail forever....and it is to our doom
maybe a bit dark.....yet, given the daily news...not that far off the mark.....
Posted by: Richard at April 26, 2013 12:58 AM (y401u)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 26, 2013 02:17 AM (QlTaC)
Posted by: SouthTexas at April 26, 2013 05:55 AM (HD+oa)
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