April 08, 2013
— Maetenloch
Well if not, just go to verifiedfacts.org and let it generate a conspiracy for you like this one:
The Truth About ADHD and The EPAA cure for ADHD has already been invented, but the EPA is keeping it under wraps.
In 2005, sailors on an oil tanker passed through the Bermuda Triangle on a routine voyage between the Gulf Coast and Africa. They never returned, but the last radio transmission, recorded by the NOAA and ham radio enthusiasts, was "S.O.S. - Bright Lights - the EPA and Google."
Local historians living near fracking sites have noticed strange connections between them and the EPA, stretching back to Obama's childhood years in Kenya.
In 1851, Civil War general Robert E. Lee reported a strange disturbance in the sky over the Potomac. A squadron of six men who had been sent to investigate disappeared for 12 days, and when they came back they had no memory of events that had transpired. Lee wrote in his diary, "Our inspection of the men turned up nothing, but their forearms were branded with a curious unknown symbol: 'Google'."
In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.
Or go here if you want to generate your own theory MadLibs-style:
Americans Would Support War with North Korea
The US public may be war-weary but that doesn't mean they wouldn't back a war to defend South Korea against a NORK invasion.
A recent Gallup Poll shows that 55 percent of American adults think the US should defend South Korea with US military forces if it's attacked by North Korea, while only 34 percent said we shouldn't. What's more, only 28 percent of those polled think it's likely that North Korea will directly attack the US in the next six months.
And Iran - you're on the list. I personally have been waiting for a reckoning for three decades now.
This comes only a month after Gallup found that 88 percent of Americans ranked "preventing future acts of international terrorism" as a "very important" foreign policy goal, and that an astounding 99 percent believe Iran is a threat to vital US interests. As far as we can tell, that amounts to strong support for US military forces to be involved, if necessary, in a future confrontation with Iran.
Ten years after the invasion of Iraq, a slim but notable majority of Americans support war if necessary with the remaining members of President Bush's Axis of Evil. Should President Obama decide to take action in either of these theaters, the support is likely there.
Heh: Parents Turn on Fossil-Fuel Protesters at Tufts
So some fossil-fuel disinvestment student activists decided to invade a Tufts recruiting session for prospective students and disrupt it. The parents were not amused and handled it far better than the lady speaking.
Do Reporters Really Have the Right to Protect Sources?
Well Doug Mataconis says that the Constitution doesn't guarantee it, so if they do have the right via other laws it's subject to limitations like any other statute:
The reality, of course, is that no Court has ever ruled that the First Amendment includes within in it a privilege entitling reporters or other members of the press to refuse to testify regarding the identity of sources or any other information that they may have come into possession to during the course of doing their jobs. Partly, this is because the law disfavors testimonial privileges to begin with. There are, in general, only three main privileges that would prevent someone from being compelled to testify in a court proceeding. The Priest/Penitent privilege, for example, prevents ministers from being compelled to testify about matters shared in a ministerial relationship, such as a confession of sins, under a promise of confidentiality. The Spousal privilege prevents a spouse from being compelled to testify against their spouse about matters communicated in private between the two, although as the link notes there are actually two distinct forms of the privilege and what they cover tends to vary from state to state. Finally, there is the Attorney-Client privilege, which bars an attorney from being compelled to testify against his client regarding information obtained during the course of an attorney-client relationship except under very limited circumstances. Of these three, only the Priest/Penitent privilege can accurately be said to be rooted in the Constitution in that several courts have held that compelling a minister to testify regarding matters they have discussed with a member of their faith would be a violation of the Free Exercise of Religion. The other two privileges, though, are based in statute and therefore are more likely to have exceptions under which someone can be compelled to testify.
5 Fan Theories About Classic Movies
One of which is that Fight Club is really Calvin and Hobbes grown up.
And he has, according to one popular theory, which states that the narrator is actually a grown-up Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes ... which would mean Tyler is Hobbes.
Forgotten Rorke's Drift Soldier Rediscovered From War Sketch
A soldier who survived the Battle of Rorke's Drift against 4,000 Zulus only to be forgotten on its Roll of Honour has finally been hailed a war hero - thanks to a 130-year-old sketch.Private David Jenkins was among the 150 soldiers who fought in the heroic defence of the small South African missionary outpost in 1879, which was immortalised by the film Zulu starring Michael Caine.
The Battle of Rorke's Drift had been nominated as one of Britain's greatest battles, and the image chosen to represent it was a pencil sketch by Lady Elizabeth Butler of Private Jenkins.
His great-grandson Geoff Rees recognised the face instantly and was able to prove to historians that his relative was a long-forgotten war hero.
The artist had been commissioned by Queen Victoria to commemorate the battle in her painting The Defence of Rorke's Drift.
Mr Rees said: 'Lady Elizabeth Butler visited the survivors who returned to Portsmouth in the autumn of 1879 and she was treated to a re-enactment of the battle.
'She famously used real models who were actually there to paint her war scenes.'
Forget about the Vajazzle, it's time for the Vajacial
And SMOD.
First came the vajazzle, now get ready a more indulgent modern beauty treatment - the vajacial.The quest for perfect skin has gone to a new frontier with a facial for vaginas.
As an answer to the ingrown hairs and red bumps that some women experience after a bikini wax, the vajacial is design to soothe and beautify the area.
...In San Francisco Stript Wax Bar owner Katherine Goldman said that demand for the service has increased 30 percent each year since she started offering it in 2010.
Also all vajayjays are above average.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.
And my twitter thang.
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Posted by: Joe Namath's Vajayjay at April 08, 2013 05:55 PM (reJQl)
the rest is noise brother....
Sven
Iot37thC
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 05:56 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 05:56 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 05:56 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 05:58 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)
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I much preferred the conspiracy theories the left was throwing out in the early 00s - Jewish cabals, the Bush draft scheduled for right after the '04 election, how Katherine Harris made Palm Beach voters cast their ballots for Pat Buchanan with the well practiced application of her riding crop...etc...
The Obamareality sucks to put it mildly. He is a living example of Hannah Arendt observation...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 05:58 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 05:59 PM (0WpCx)
Some states have journalist/source privilege written into law because they make they're all Woodward and Bernstein speaking truth from disgruntled government employees to power-ish.
Of course, now journalists are all about speaking power to truth.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2013 05:59 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: eman at April 08, 2013 06:01 PM (umdsS)
Posted by: Francis at April 08, 2013 06:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:02 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:02 PM (8sCoq)
Batman V Joker-YOU COMPLETE ME!
Don't talk like one of them...you're NOT!
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)
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Oddly, that only seems to "protect" those the State Apparatus wants protected...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 06:03 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 06:03 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:03 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:04 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2013 06:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:04 PM (piMMO)
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I have to say this is some smart marketing, I'm guessing almost any woman in American can get a vajacial for free after a trip to any local bar...
Posted by: Yeah I had to go there at April 08, 2013 06:04 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 06:05 PM (aDwsi)
I thought marriage caused problems with the bottle.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:05 PM (4Mv1T)
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pat Toomey at April 08, 2013 06:05 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 08, 2013 06:05 PM (wR+pz)
Wait, American Airways? That isn't even a real airline. You damn spamming bastards.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 06:05 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: speedster1 at April 08, 2013 06:05 PM (yeM7r)
I would like to grab some ass but 'diversity indoctrination' has made that a bad thing...bastards....well, really, bitches, because they were all green with envy and jealous.
But I digress....
That parent at Tufts was teh awesome!
He was ready to kick some ass, not grab it.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at April 08, 2013 06:06 PM (IanLz)
Them underwear got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number and says “I lost my Amanda Knox cover story” spends a night in the ONT box.
There's no playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Amanda Knox threads in the building. You got a grudge against another man for beatinÂ’ you to a Amanda Knox joke, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or mentioninÂ’ the Amanda Knox threads in the building spends a night in the ONT box.
First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk without mentionÂ’ Amanda Knox. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight or makes an Amanda Knox joke spends the night in the ONT box.
There is no smokin' in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position posinÂ’ and puttin' DNA on a butcher's knife... spends a night in the ONT box.
No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin’ on the bunks and says he’s got “a dirty Amanda Knox” spends a night in the ONT box.
Any man loud talkinÂ’ Amanda Knox thread jokes spends a night in the ONT box.
You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Amanda Knox threads floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the ONT box.
Posted by: carr, the Amanda Knox floor walker at April 08, 2013 06:06 PM (VwC86)
Giggles didn't feel that way until his turn with the idiot ball...
in a perfect world the GOP would empower the Christian Coalition to make the donks' life hell to reenlighten them on why we have a republic and not a democracy...
I'd start with sodomy laws
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Huckleberry Finn at April 08, 2013 06:06 PM (Y5I9o)
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Make the local police chief criminally libel if a psychiatrist tells him his patient is about to go on a murder spree and said chief doesn't even interview the guy?
Oh, and Democrats and Republicans - what is the difference again?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 06:07 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 08, 2013 06:07 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: perdogg at April 08, 2013 06:07 PM (ziD3M)
Posted by: eman at April 08, 2013 06:07 PM (umdsS)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:07 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 06:08 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2013 06:08 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 06:08 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2013 06:09 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 08, 2013 06:09 PM (wR+pz)
Science Proves Women Like Men with Bigger Penises
NBCnews.com
http://tinyurl.com/bwjsbc6
In a related story, Pope discovered to be surprisingly Catholic.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2013 06:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:09 PM (piMMO)
so did you old boy....
sauce for the goose sauce for the gander...
my guns are overtly protected your 4th point of contact spelunking...not so much.
teach your grandkids to be laissez-faire and we'll housebreak OUR lunatics.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:10 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)
in a perfect world the GOP would empower the Christian Coalition to make the donks' life hell to reenlighten them on why we have a republic and not a democracy...
I'd start with sodomy laws
We could justify it by pointing to health costs... >
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 08, 2013 06:10 PM (yPI7x)
http://youtu.be/yWoqqxREIA4
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 06:10 PM (+iA5G)
Imagine the artistry of obscenities
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (mCvL4)
Ma'am I'd say you did fine...
anyone who appreciates chickens with explosives is not all bad.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ronster at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (4PYOi)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (VwC86)
quite right....
the correct response is not to outnice the mule...you make the pain universal and as much as needed.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 10:08 PM (S2RnE)
I'll let you know when I have kids so you can give me parenting advice.
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (9F2c1)
Science Proves Women Like Men with Bigger Penises
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Don't worry Barry, I'll still love you for as long as you are the President.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:11 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2013 06:12 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065511/ Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 10:10 PM
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Thanks. I would have lost sleep over that..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)
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So what comes first in our Brave New World? Aborting all the "gay babies" or sending homosexuals to hard labor a la the Soviets, Cubans, etc, for decadence?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 06:13 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:13 PM (piMMO)
Real world outcome? Guy who stabbed his girlfriend claims self defense in court. If he told an ER psychiatrist the wounds on his arms weren't caused by his girlfriend, but were from a post stabbing suicide attempt, that communication is NOT privileged. If it's a hospital psychotherapist? That communication is privileged.
The State Ledge has been aware of this for decades, but they always seem to have something better to do than fix it, like banning 10 round magazines.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 08, 2013 06:14 PM (pfVS8)
Now you can lose sleep over this...
http://youtu.be/tv921tfTmGk
CC and Co. full film
*because I care*
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 10:04 PM (EAgmr)
--Oh, he has had plenty to say the past year about the Sanchez/Tebow debacle. If you lived in the NY area, you'd probably wish he were going away.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 06:14 PM (+iA5G)
Pretty sure most men would LIKE to have bigger penises.
So we're all in agreement.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2013 06:15 PM (+afNf)
Posted by: Shape-shifting Replitlians from the Draco Cluster at April 08, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: St. Peter at April 08, 2013 06:16 PM (9F2c1)
Now you can lose sleep over this...
http://youtu.be/tv921tfTmGk
CC and Co. full film
*because I care*
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 10:14 PM
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I'm at a loss for words.
One wonders what Ebert thought of that
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:16 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Oschisms at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (pfVS8)
Posted by: EC at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Umberto Eco, waving a copy of Foucault's Pendulum at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Colour Sergeant Bourne at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (l3vZN)
My 18yr old boy spawn has discovered old reruns of HeeHaw.He is now addicted to cornfield county humor.
"Saaaaaa-lute!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2013 06:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)
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I caught some of Noury's show this weekend. Apparently just alien abductions are passe now.
I tell you though, Whitley Streiber can makeup a hell of a story...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 06:19 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Dan Brown at April 08, 2013 06:19 PM (rRG7w)
@81 California has Doctor-Patient confidentiality as well, at least when mental health specialists are involved (not sure about other kinds of health professionals). But there's at least one way around it. The Menendez Brothers ran into trouble when one of them threatened the other brother's shrink that he would go after the shrink, the shrink's wife, and the shrink's girlfriend if the shrink said anything. The shrink, who had been prohibited by law from saying anything, was able to use the threat to bypass the confidentiality laws.
Posted by: junior at April 08, 2013 06:19 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Mrs. Clinton at April 08, 2013 06:19 PM (uaNXs)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:19 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:19 PM (8sCoq)
But why?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 10:11 PM (rRG7w)
It should be from an 'elephant walk' at a South Korean base.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 08, 2013 06:20 PM (XkotV)
Well, now we know where Alex Jones gets his stories...
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Ah, I still remember the long ago when the left told us he a brave rebel telling truth to power. Apparently some time around Jan 2009 he became just another Republican wackadoodle though...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2013 06:20 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 06:21 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Sebastian the Fox at April 08, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)
When the father tells him off, his only response is: "that's kind of aggressive."
We are turning into a nation of metrosexual mincers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2013 06:21 PM (/WLC3)
The IRS will be doing that before your M.D. I'm sure.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 06:22 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Umberto Eco, waving a copy of Foucault's Pendulum at April 08, 2013 06:22 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:23 PM (piMMO)
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Dude, do these mantyhose make me butt look thin? Cause they botch like a bitch if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Some Obama Voter at April 08, 2013 06:23 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 06:24 PM (VwC86)
116 "oh man The Ventures are awesome" Seconded.
Course, right now I'm listening to Everlast. And trying to ignore Donna Fargo on HeeHaw. I hate country music.
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 06:24 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2013 06:24 PM (MBqvE)
Hey, no shit. Just rolling out of bed, Political Hat?
Posted by: Sheila Bair at April 08, 2013 06:24 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Helen Thomas' wheel-barrow toted labia at April 08, 2013 06:25 PM (PQs9U)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:25 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)
Whuh... .Conspiracy theory???
Barrack Obama was known to have been adopted by Soetoro, and moved to Indonesia. Normaly, a parent would get an updated passport, which would include the child, and a picture of parent and child.
Some of Stanely Ann Dunhams passport info, from that timeframe has been released and does NOT show a picture of the young Barry, and her.... which means he MUST have flown on either his adopted fathers, OR an Indonesian Passport.
He also would have been reissued a Birth Cert upon adoption, with his adopted Fathers name on it.... and his old one sealed.
His name was Soetoro while in Indonesia.... but suddenly reverted back to Barrak Obama on his plane ride home... with no released paperwork ... AND Anne Dunham tried to update her passport to cover him... but it was denied (crossed out on the application).
If true.... he had no paperwork showing him to be Barrack Obama... when he needed to get a Social Security Card.... and note the allegations that the Soc Sec number he uses, is not his...
He then somehow traveled to Pakistan as a young adult.... even when you could not do so on an AMERICAN passport....
Use of a foreign passport as an adult says you admit to that Citizenship.
Obama has sealed his passport info by Executive Order...
Now.... lets say that certain interests... foreign AND domestic.... have proof that Barrak Obama lied to us about his name for most of his life.... creating a huge legal issue.... would that not be blackmail material???
And could this not explain some of his rather silly political stances? Such as say.... if Saudi Arabia had this info would it not explain his stance on Energy issues... and the Keystone Pipeline???
Would it not explain his standing by Tim Geithner? Whose Father just happened to be one of Anne Dunhams supervisors when she worked for Ford in Indonesia???
But hey.... its all just a big conspiracy theory..... right?
Posted by: Romeo13, Tinfoil hat? at April 08, 2013 06:25 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:26 PM (Vk2pI)
"a more indulgent modern beauty treatment - the vajacial."
Is that covered under Obamacare as a preexisting condition?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 06:26 PM (FhsBk)
Probably in volume. My mom is 79 and I found her someone to help with her Medicare drug plan every year. I think they charge her $50 in the years she calls them and asks for help.
For 61 pages? I might charge a little more.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)
I have two brothers, a husband and a son who would all respond to that statement with " And your point is?"
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 06:27 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:27 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 08, 2013 06:27 PM (mN8D3)
You didn't go wrong.
"Gloom, despair, and agony on me Deep, dark depression, excessive misery If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all Gloom, despair, and agony on me."
Sounds just like one of Monty's Doom posts to me.
Posted by: Retread at April 08, 2013 06:27 PM (zxitI)
Posted by: Ferret on steroids at April 08, 2013 06:28 PM (PQs9U)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:29 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dan Brown at April 08, 2013 06:29 PM (rRG7w)
Do you think there's money to be made in helping folks fill out those 61-page Obamacare applications?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 10:24 PM (piMMO)
Seems to me, it would be a great way to "infiltrate the system" from the inside. Think of the havoc we could reap. All for the good of course.
Posted by: Infidel at April 08, 2013 06:30 PM (gqEUi)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 06:30 PM (VwC86)
Do you think there's money to be made in helping folks fill out those 61-page Obamacare applications? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 10:24 PM
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Forget that, I want to do the pre-vajacial estimates. Of course, there is that risk of the Helen Thomas walk-in...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 06:30 PM (aDwsi)
"My 18yr old boy spawn has discovered old reruns of HeeHaw.He is now addicted to cornfield county humor. Dear God, where did I go wrong?"
Would you rather have him watching Bill Maher?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 06:30 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: RustyG at April 08, 2013 06:30 PM (Nhua7)
"Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?"
"Country fried chicken with herbs and spice
and potatos and gravy, why you'll fill your plate twice
and fresh cold buttermilk or coffee by the pot
and homemade cherry cobbler, believe it or not."
"Yum Yum!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2013 06:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 10:30 PM (VwC86)
tempted to call threadwinner on that, andy, but I think it's gonna be a wild night at teh hq, so will reserve judgement.
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at April 08, 2013 06:33 PM (T5dvf)
Perhaps the Special Forces retirees have been in touch with the survivors of Benghazi. Maybe they will talk
Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2013 06:33 PM (+afNf)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 06:33 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
In the advertisements they only will show you the pretty, young little things all scantily clad. They won't show you the Whoopie's, Joy Behar's, Hillary's, or Helen's! Shudder.
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:33 PM (EAgmr)
They won't show you the Whoopie's, Joy Behar's, Hillary's, or Helen's! Shudder.
Eewww. Bad visual. I don't even like to see thier faces.
Posted by: Infidel at April 08, 2013 06:35 PM (gqEUi)
Still amazed they got zoning in city limits like that, but I believe it's Perry Township in that little pocket. Pretty excited to have a range within walking distance.
Posted by: tdpwells at April 08, 2013 06:35 PM (01otU)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:35 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Splunge at April 08, 2013 06:35 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)
Benghazi-gate. Justice would be sweet, and not just for the lost lives, and survivors.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 08, 2013 06:36 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:36 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 06:36 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:37 PM (HVff2)
Wait, what?!? My dad got his undergrad degree there. Hell, I was BORN there. What the fuck did they do?
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 06:37 PM (8lmkt)
my dad pulled off the "not" or perhaps "barely" gay look....
of course it involved a lot of adultery
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 06:38 PM (zzeVM)
Apparently you have forgotten the 60's...
OH, and the 80's.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)
I crossed it off the list after the up-talking.
Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2013 06:39 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2013 06:39 PM (+afNf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:40 PM (piMMO)
This is not true. It was possible, it just wasn't easy or recommended. I would say that it's extremely unlikely that he did travel on an American passport but it is possible.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2013 06:40 PM (xSegX)
I was there and looking weird but not so far as I know "liberace' in the 80s...
pop had huge arms, a tight waist, and hand speed off the charts in the 70s...
the plaid pants are why it is 'sorta"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 06:42 PM (Hp/BO)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:42 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:43 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 06:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:43 PM (HVff2)
A conservative would have allowed the Seals to get Osama the first two times that Obama/Jarrett turned them down.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2013 06:44 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 06:44 PM (MMC8r)
there's a reason we are outbreeding the bats....
well that and the fact that Daisy Dukes is right at home back in heehaw
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:44 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2013 06:44 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: String Bean Akeman at April 08, 2013 06:44 PM (PQs9U)
OH. And MOST IMPORTANT. Leisure Suits were not among them.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)
@ Rob Loweyou are speaking out of ignorance. That same lady endorsed apartheid and condemned Mandela as a terrorist.
--Uh, Mandela *was* a terrorist most of his pre-incarcerated life.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 06:45 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque votes Galt/Rearden '16! Burn, baby, burn... at April 08, 2013 06:45 PM (eQnzo)
AmishDude and Romeo 13:
how did li'l Barry get a visa to get into Pakistan? And where is that passport?
You don't need a visa to go to European countries, but I would wager you needed one to get into Pakistan.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense.... at April 08, 2013 06:45 PM (Md8Uo)
Obama didn't fuck it up like all short term thinking conservatives always do.
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 06:46 PM (Hp/BO)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 06:46 PM (sOtz/)
if you say "cordorouy bell bottoms" I will call you brother and then go light a candle to try to save our souls....
Mom rest her soul thought she would get me to like them....
I embraced Nudity and escape and evasion first
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)
Yep, the SCOAMF is a real hero. Spit.
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:46 PM (EAgmr)
Apparently you have forgotten the 60's...
OH, and the 80's.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 10:38 PM (4Mv1T)
--I saw the video for the Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary" for the first time just a few years ago. I still recall the initial cringe.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 06:47 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:47 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:47 PM (HVff2)
You dare enter our lair at night? Are you brain dead??
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Sheila Bair at April 08, 2013 06:48 PM (Q9qpj)
This is not true. It was possible, it just wasn't easy or recommended. I would say that it's extremely unlikely that he did travel on an American passport but it is possible.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2013 10:40 PM (xSegX)
And is it not interesting that even though Osama Bin L was IN Pakistan for YEARS... there has never been any Administration Talk of stopping any of their Foreign Aid???
And one of the records in question... would be from.... Pakistan?
Posted by: Romeo13, Tinfoil hat? at April 08, 2013 06:48 PM (lZBBB)
yeah but cultures are not won or lost in a generation....
we were programmed to grasp early that cute big chested dames needed breeding....
yee haw for hee haw
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Splunge at April 08, 2013 06:49 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 06:49 PM (Hp/BO)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:49 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:49 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 06:49 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Buck Owens, of all people, turned up on one of those millennial lists as the second (or maybe fifth?) most influential country music performer. He invented the Bakersfield sound, apparently the first real cross-over success in the industry.
Plus, how could a moron not like this:
Roy: Junior, what's that bandage for?
Junior: Oh, I bit myself on the ear.
Roy: On the ear? How in the world could you do that.
Junior: I stood on a stool.
Posted by: Enby at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (b8Olj)
oh Fwitz...so Bush is to blame for 9/11 despite it being planned since at least 1995 and Ogabe still doesn't control the economy....
you ignorant wretch you are beneath even a fuck you.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sheila Bair at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (8sCoq)
There are probably some interesting classified files on BHO (or whatever his name was) in a locked room, in a locked safe, inside ISI headquarters in Islamabad.
Think about it.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense.... at April 08, 2013 06:50 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 06:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 06:51 PM (zzeVM)
100% your business that a fertilized egg goes to to baby but 0% your financial responsible when one can't pay for it and need help.
100% your business who is in bed for with me but 0% what food we eat before.
0% your business who is in bed with be but 100% what food we eat before.
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 08, 2013 06:51 PM (jOPzC)
Buck Owens on Hee Haw
I have pictures of my mom and aunt on a dinner date with Buck Ownens and Geroge Jones. Back then u could actually get close to the stars.
Stars.
Misty Rowe.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (PQs9U)
Can't agree more wholeheartedly. That fucker could play a guitar like nobody's business. And, then, of course, straight out of Bakersfield came Merle Haggard. Who I still to this day wish I could have done, iykwimaityd.
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (sOtz/)
There are probably some interesting classified files on BHO (or whatever his name was) in a locked room, in a locked safe,inside ISI headquarters in Islamabad.
Think about it.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense.... at April 08, 2013 10:50 PM (Md8Uo)
And as Barry tries to get rid of our Nukes... and kill the Anti Balistic Missle program.... and can be more 'Flexible' for Russia....
Perhaps in Vlad the Ex KGB agent Putin's records?
Posted by: Romeo13, Tinfoil hat? at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (lZBBB)
Clinton was too busy getting his knob greased and running interference for those corrupt fucks at Freddie and Fannie Mae to worry about irate Arab in Africa somewhere.
Posted by: Sheila Bair at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Whatev at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (yZxXI)
When the father tells him off, his only response is: "that's kind of aggressive."
We are turning into a nation of metrosexual mincers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2013 10:21 PM
That's why I'd love to see The Gunny dress one of them down. Twinkie would be reduced to a bawling little ball of jello
Who's the twinkletoed commie cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant!!"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 06:52 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 06:53 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 10:52 PM (sOtz/)
We don't do that shit anymore, not since the sequestration.
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 06:53 PM (8lmkt)
The OWS/FSA crowd wants no accountability and just free shit - because = they are owed!
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 06:53 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at April 08, 2013 06:53 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 06:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 06:54 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 06:54 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Splunge at April 08, 2013 06:55 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 08, 2013 06:55 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at April 08, 2013 10:53 PM (Q9qpj)
Great, you can go make me a sammich, since my fuckin' food is still not here, damn them to hell.
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 06:55 PM (S2RnE)
Bush said you give Bin Laden too much credit.
Obama killed Osama.
See the pattern?
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 06:55 PM (Hp/BO)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:55 PM (HVff2)
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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2013 06:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 06:57 PM (HVff2)
Funny thing is, other then Gretchen Morgenson, the authors either gloss over Barney Frank and Chris Dodd or actively lick their butts.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 06:57 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 06:57 PM (rRG7w)
"My 18yr old boy spawn has discovered old reruns of HeeHaw.He is now
addicted to cornfield county humor. Dear God, where did I go wrong?"
Lots of busty women in the cornfield wearing Daisy Dukes might have something to do with it.
Posted by: spc at April 08, 2013 06:57 PM (CtffS)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 06:57 PM (mCvL4)
They offered like 3 times too...
Getting blow jobs trumps snagging terrorists for free every time I guess.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 06:58 PM (/gHaE)
ALCMs are a recruiting tool for the opfor fucknuts...
they make the US seem like a paper fucking tiger...
the one thing that was done correctly for Barky O'Fuckstick was his being dragged kicking and screaming to using HumInt and Aggressive retirement agents to give Osama a long term investment plan....
Barky was the Hero of Hole 19.....though to be fair I hear he was putting in the rough earlier.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 06:58 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 06:58 PM (9UBQC)
John Glenn fell in the shower and hurt his head. Never the same since. And Vice President of Pepsi Cola at one time.
Coincidence? Drink Coke.
And don't fall down in the shower.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense.... at April 08, 2013 06:59 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 06:59 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 06:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 07:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2013 07:00 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 07:00 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 07:00 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 07:01 PM (sOtz/)
That's passing strange, don't you think? Whupped the bejeezus out of that aspirin factory though. Every time a Sudanese has a migraine, he curses my name.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 08, 2013 07:01 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 07:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)
Like Lincoln
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 07:02 PM (Hp/BO)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:02 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Petrus at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (ngOuh)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: David Bowman at April 08, 2013 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 07:04 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 07:04 PM (9UBQC)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:04 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2013 07:04 PM (+afNf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 07:05 PM (piMMO)
I really want to click on that "Also all vajayjays are above average" link, but I'm on a government computer....
Someone scope it out for me and report back with details.
Posted by: Icedog at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (3qKP/)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 11:03 PM (vgd4f)
Here, babygirl, come sit by me. {{{{{}}}}}
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (8sCoq)
Yep. Smartest thing you've said so far.
Lincoln was a douchebag who prosecuted a war that would have been rendered moot by the industrial revolution had he simply waited a few years.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)
Where is she now?
Burned on my hard drive, for life.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:06 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 07:07 PM (VwC86)
I'm watching clips from Reagan's funeral.
Anyone have any Thatcher-themed music?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 11:03 PM (rRG7w)
--I've prepared to watch a documentary on the Falklands War.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:07 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 07:07 PM (MMC8r)
well a lot like Barky O'choom and a quadrillion in energy the wrong people were gaining by the coming boom...so Abe God love him got to be the decider on who got what...
google "Whigs, American System, and Crony patronage"...
a great man Ogabe can't approach but not a saint and not even particularly moral.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:08 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 07:08 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 08, 2013 07:08 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)
The whispering campaign was that it was a papist front, RC stood for Roman Catholic.
Posted by: comatus at April 08, 2013 07:09 PM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2013 07:10 PM (+afNf)
Stupids
Posted by: fritz
So you ARE in third grade. We won't use any more ugly language. Be sure to lift the lid before you pee pee. Run along now.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:10 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 07:10 PM (9UBQC)
I'm not sorry...kind of refreshing to see a fellow F bomber...
keep the rage it keep you warm
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:10 PM (LRFds)
Stupid fk, Clinton sent 100's of million dollar missiles trying to kill Osama.
Bum fk conservatives said Clinton was spending millions blowing up tents.
Obama killed Osama
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 07:10 PM (Hp/BO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:11 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:11 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 07:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 07:12 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 07:12 PM (MMC8r)
you're stuttering and repeating yourself Fwitz...
why did Beijing Billy turn down the offer of Osama's head thrice?
ALCM surprise just killed innocents...
answer the fucking questions son
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:13 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:13 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: madamemayhem at April 08, 2013 07:13 PM (S2RnE)
Seriously, could one you morons with an HA account go recruit some decent trolls?
I'd grab some from TH, but they wouldn't last one thread around here.
Posted by: Icedog at April 08, 2013 07:13 PM (ZM9OS)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 11:08 PM (vgd4f)
don't be ridiculous, lou, it needed saying. had I not been faint from hunger, i would have cut the bitch myself. 
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 07:13 PM (8lmkt)
http://tinyurl.com/d3hy3c6
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:13 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: zsasz at April 08, 2013 07:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 07:14 PM (zzeVM)
This +1000
Could we TB3K this fritz dick and have a troll free thread? Not in the mood for lefty douchebags after reading their vile celebrations over Margaret Thatcher's death
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 07:14 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:15 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 07:15 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 07:15 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2013 07:16 PM (piMMO)
http://www.hlj.com/product/ALT20316/Fig
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:16 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 11:14 PM (mCvL4)
--and only just earlier today did I hear about the disgusting shit spewed about Rick Warren's son's suicide. What a bunch of scumshit.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:17 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: fritz at April 08, 2013 11:10 PM
Obama killed Osama like you threw the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl by watching it on TV
Go find some place that feels like putting up with assholes you dickless little copy and paste drone
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 07:17 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: The guy who wonders what the fuck is going on, sometimes. at April 08, 2013 07:17 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 07:18 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:18 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:19 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Scanty and Kneesocks at April 08, 2013 07:19 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Waldo at April 08, 2013 07:20 PM (8yFIG)
Fritz feeds Fred and Fred feeds Fritz.
Fred feeds Fritz with ritzy Fred food.
Fritz feeds Fred with ritzy Fritz food.
And Fritz, when fed, has often said,
"I'm a Fred-fed Fritz. Fred's a Fritz-fed Fred.
Posted by: Lost Tongue-Twisters of Dr. Seuss at April 08, 2013 07:20 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 08, 2013 11:20 PM (Q9qpj)
Neigh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 07:21 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 07:21 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Waldo at April 08, 2013 11:20 PM (8yFIG)
--Also a lot of whining about her referring to Nelson Mandela as a criminal/terrorist. Which he was.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:22 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 07:22 PM (9UBQC)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 07:22 PM (zzeVM)
We are living in a world with too many sick people in it. LIB.
Darwin needs to pick up his game!
Posted by: Infidel at April 08, 2013 07:22 PM (gqEUi)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 08, 2013 11:20 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: John Kerry at April 08, 2013 07:22 PM (voeac)
Have some from Bastard!
http://www.hlj.com/product/FRE29364/Fig
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:23 PM (0WpCx)
If Lincoln had the vision to forge a North/South/Brit economic alliance where the Brit navy protected American commerce in exchange for access to American natural resources and co-development of the west, rather than prosecuting a ruinous war, that Anglo-alliance would have absolutely dominated economically and militarily world wide...
...and the Germans would never have been as eager to ignite WWI, because they'd have known they'd be stone losers...
...and Hitler would have lived out his life as a mediocre painter...
Lincolns failure of vision led directly to Hitler and WWII.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 07:23 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:23 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 08, 2013 07:24 PM (5wHPS)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 08, 2013 11:20 PM (Q9qpj)
Sounds like a whinnier.
Posted by: John Elway at April 08, 2013 07:24 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:25 PM (0WpCx)
#justsayin
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:25 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:25 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 07:26 PM (zzeVM)
compassionate souls
Posted by: willow at April 08, 2013 07:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2013 07:26 PM (/7Xis)
if you're sober enough to remember in detail you weren't doing it right in the 70s...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:26 PM (LRFds)
Jay Carney.
Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 08, 2013 07:26 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 08, 2013 11:20 PM
==========
Bring torches and ropes..., we ride at sundown.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jay Z and Beyonce at April 08, 2013 11:24 PM (Q9qpj)
Yo Jay, let me know if you want to be hooked up with some teen strange, bro.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at April 08, 2013 07:27 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 07:27 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 07:28 PM (9UBQC)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 11:23 PM (HVff2) Whitey was defeated. Is that not the definition of peace?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 07:28 PM (FhsBk)
I said, "I won't respond to that."
Because, I got nothin'.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:28 PM (4Mv1T)
=============
I know that I do..., the BMG tends to loosen things. I have to take my teeth out before I fire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:28 PM (aDwsi)
Ever notice that in African-American celebrity couples, the woman is almost always significantly lighter skinned than the man?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 07:29 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:29 PM (qPCAa)
http://www.hlj.com/product/orc60125/Fig
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:29 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Splunge at April 08, 2013 07:29 PM (bKA83)
Ever notice that in African-American celebrity couples, the woman is almost always significantly lighter skinned than the man?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 11:29 PM
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Wait a minute. Are implying something about O's sexuality?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (aDwsi)
yeah well my boy will get a lecture about the heaviest 7 pounds he'll ever hold and light sockets.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (/gHaE)
Jake, do you locktite the screws on your scope bases ?
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2013 11:26 PM
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I know that I do..., the BMG tends to loosen things. I have to take my teeth out before I fire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 11:28 PM (aDwsi)
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I am just putting together a .308.. not Thor's hammer
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (/7Xis)
Jake will have a better answer than me, but I had screws loosening up on a brand new $1200 rifle, so I'd say, "By all means."
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 08, 2013 07:30 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2013 07:31 PM (/7Xis)
I said, "I won't respond to that."
Because, I got nothin'.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 11:28 PM (4Mv1T)
Here ya go, my friend: "Indeed it is, boy, but nowhere is it written that it must be sex with other people."
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 07:31 PM (8lmkt)
Ever notice that in African-American celebrity couples, the woman is almost always significantly lighter skinned than the man?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 11:29 PM (Q9qpj)
--Nope. The 0bamas seem to be the ultimate counterexample.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:32 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 07:33 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 08, 2013 07:33 PM (Zd/NW)
First off, Playboy and similar mags are not porn.
If a magazine has more articles in it than pics, it's not porn. It's intellectual porn. For hipster bankers who want to get off at lunch but don't want to be caught with any real wank material. (not cool)
Playboy is pubescent boys porn. They know what's down there and how it works but they still have white knight fantasies and don't want to get too graphic. It ruins their little fantasy pictures in their head.
Any 'ettes out there want to check out real vajajay's should look at real porn. No, not the ones where they're getting porked in all their various orifices and creamed on. The wank material where females are posing in sexually appealing ways similar to that that occurs just prior to actual sex. No dildos, no 3 somes or 2 somes.
You'll see plenty of variety in the vajayjay department and be able to judge if you're normal or not and either way, who cares? They're all pretty much attractive if the the rest of the body is okay and they're open arms. Trust me on this.
Guys aren't grading you're vj on size, width, fatness or whatever.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 08, 2013 07:33 PM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: Waldo at April 08, 2013 07:33 PM (8yFIG)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 07:34 PM (rRG7w)
Umm, OK?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 11:32 PM (Q9qpj)
I got one hand on my checkbook and the other hand is workin' the rewind.
Posted by: Alanis Morrisette at April 08, 2013 07:34 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 08, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2013 07:34 PM (dV9yT)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:30 PM
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Yes. Blue should do. Just always, always use a properly fitting, hollow-ground screwdriver. I mean *proper*, not 'close'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:34 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:34 PM (HVff2)
yeah I was really confused by the number of 18-24 year olds spewing vitriol toward Margaret Thatcher. Or even the young One Direction fans that unfollowed one of the band members because of his tweet that was nice toward her.
Kids today, stupid assholes. Get off my lawn. Etc.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2013 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2013 07:35 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:35 PM (zpkWk)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2013 11:34 PM (dV9yT)
Somehow I also see a sand blaster and plasma cutter involved.
Posted by: Berserker at April 08, 2013 07:35 PM (FMbng)
Umm, OK?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 11:32 PM (Q9qpj)
He will be reviewing the women's volleyball team practice very closely.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 08, 2013 07:35 PM (oBhEo)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 07:36 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:36 PM (zpkWk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Pope Cavil I, Cylon Catholic Church at April 08, 2013 07:36 PM (mbxHg)
I think all the victims of necklacing were black political rivals of the ANC.
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 11:33 PM (sOtz/) That doesn't make my statement untrue.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (FhsBk)
Still bucking for Top 10 Commenter, aren't you? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 11:35 PM
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I will happily sell last weeks #1 spot for half price.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (aDwsi)
During the American Civil War, American cotton exports slumped due to a Union blockade on Southern ports, also because of a strategic decision by the Confederate government to cut exports, hoping to force Britain to recognize the Confederacy or enter the war, prompting the main purchasers of cotton, Britain and France to turn to Egyptian cotton. British and French traders invested heavily in cotton plantations and the Egyptian government of Viceroy Isma'il took out substantial loans from European bankers and stock exchanges. After the American Civil War ended in 1865, British and French traders abandoned Egyptian cotton and returned to cheap American exports,[citation needed] sending Egypt into a deficit spiral that led to the country declaring bankruptcy in 1876, a key factor behind Egypt's occupation by the British Empire in 1882.
Posted by: soledad o'brien at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (qPCAa)
http://www.hlj.com/product/KBYKP-133/Fig
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 08, 2013 11:30 PM (Jsiw/)
--Jefferson Davis made a colossal blunder when he unilaterally decided to embargo cotton to the Brits to draw them into the war. This occurred just as Egypt and India began to boom as cotton producers.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Joejm65 at April 08, 2013 07:37 PM (UZuc4)
Precisely. And they'd abolished slavery themselves at that point, AND were at the forefront of the industrial revolution.
An alliance that had the Brits working with southern business interests could only have worked to dissuade the south that slavery was a viable economic option going forward.
I'm convinced Lincoln was an idiot, just like Obama.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 07:38 PM (/gHaE)
If it weren't for Thatcher, "The Sick Man of Europe" that was the UK in the 70s would have been Greece a long time ago ..
Wait.. scratch that .. the UK would have been 1989 Albania
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2013 07:38 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 08, 2013 07:38 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2013 07:39 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 11:36 PM
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This is going to get me in trouble with the HD guys..., but the last time I rode one, my question was, "How can you tell when it's broken"?
Posted by: Triumph Rider at April 08, 2013 07:39 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 07:39 PM (9UBQC)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:40 PM (zpkWk)
Peaches- That is an outstanding comeback. Thing about 20 yo males? He's listening with his ears, but thinking with the other, *ahem*, head.
Don't ask how I know.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:40 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2013 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:41 PM (zpkWk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 07:41 PM (rRG7w)
That's what I said!
Posted by: soledad o'brien at April 08, 2013 07:42 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2013 07:42 PM (/7Xis)
No thanks. I'm already humiliated by my #2 showing last week.
Because I know the actual total is much higher. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 11:40 PM
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Hint: Send liquor to Ace. And, BTW, the cheapest shit you can find is just okey dokey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 08, 2013 07:42 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 11:36 PM (4Mv1T)
There is very little on a harley that can go locktite free. Some needs blue, some needs red, and some needs the mean green.
Posted by: Berserker at April 08, 2013 07:42 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:42 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 07:43 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 07:43 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Zog, King of Albania at April 08, 2013 07:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: soledad o'brien at April 08, 2013 11:42 PM (VwC86)
--Fuck off, Soll. That shit had been in my brain since I was 12, long before your earpiece was even conceived.
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 07:43 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2013 07:44 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:44 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 11:37 PM (aDwsi)
No, "Hammer Time" sounds much better then "elizabethe time"
Besides, I've been seriously limiting my daytime commenting (I hope). Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 11:42 PM
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Well, Hammer Time over for tonight. Sleep tight all..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2013 07:45 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:45 PM (zpkWk)
Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2013 07:46 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 08, 2013 07:46 PM (oBhEo)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:46 PM (qPCAa)
eating a Reese's egg from the cheap Easter candy I got at Albertsons. Sending Peaches one, and some sweet tarts for the rest of ya, tee hee.Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 07:46 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Infidel at April 08, 2013 07:46 PM (gqEUi)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (qPCAa)
Still need to write some more about the adventures of Sluggor. Perhaps I can write of him falling asleep while gnoshing some food down now that he has survived the Trial of the Beasts. Nothing like a face plant into a bowl of hot soup to wake a person up.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (zpkWk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (sOtz/)
Earpieces
The in-ear monitors themselves are the last stage of the signal path in the system. The IEMs are often custom molded and therefore are more comfortable to wear and allow the sound to be sent directly into the userÂ’s ear canal. They also provide a better seal, though it is only able to isolate ambient noise, thus resulting in a lower level of ambient noise heard.
Television studios use earpieces with a type of an intercom called an Interruptible feedback (IFB). It is used as a system to communicate with talent.
Posted by: soledad o'brien at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 07:47 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2013 07:48 PM (bddKN)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:49 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:49 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 07:50 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:50 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:51 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 08, 2013 07:51 PM (HVff2)
Speaking of LGBT synchronized swimming, FSU had a severely gay male baton twirler as part of their marching band long before that sort of thing was de regueur. That was right about the time they forgot how to win football games.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 07:51 PM (Q9qpj)
Ever notice that in African-American celebrity couples, the woman is almost always significantly lighter skinned than the man?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 11:29 PM (Q9qpj)
--Nope. The 0bamas seem to be the ultimate counterexample.
Bill is much darker skinned than I am.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 08, 2013 07:52 PM (vH2Tf)
Posted by: RWC at April 08, 2013 07:52 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 07:52 PM (zpkWk)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 07:53 PM (Vk2pI)
Playing friggin' ping pong. One is my son, home for three days. Considering the innocent behavior, I'll let them continue to cause everyone else to lose sleep tonight.
Thank God for small blessings.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 07:53 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 08, 2013 07:54 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2013 07:54 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: Mother Nature at April 08, 2013 07:54 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Truman North at April 08, 2013 07:56 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2013 07:56 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 07:57 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 07:57 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Hobbes at April 08, 2013 07:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Super Genius at April 08, 2013 07:58 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2013 11:44 PM (9Bj8R)
It's not nice to fool mother nature! Posted by: Mother Nature at April 08, 2013 11:54 PM
When it comes to California, Mother Nature always has the last word
Posted by: Father Time at April 08, 2013 07:59 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 08, 2013 07:59 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Hobbes at April 08, 2013 11:58 PM (Vk2pI)
I thought it was "Cigar burns." Oh well I haven't seen the movie in forever.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2013 07:59 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 08:00 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 08, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 08, 2013 08:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 08:02 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/Lebensborn.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 08:03 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 08, 2013 11:52 PM
Must be a tiny dude to fall asleep on that. I need the Icouch.
Posted by: Berserker at April 08, 2013 08:03 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: RWC at April 08, 2013 08:04 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: trump at April 08, 2013 08:04 PM (E+RCZ)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 08:05 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:23 PM (/gHaE)
The conspiracy theory generator worked overtime for that one.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 08, 2013 08:06 PM (8mttr)
>>> The pieces of sh*t who make up the electorate here also backed our invasion of Iraq once upon a time. The rabble will support it for so long as a Dem is in office, and not a second more.
Posted by: trump at April 09, 2013 12:04 AM (E+RCZ)
They didn't cut LBJ a lot of slack but that was mostly about the draft.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:06 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Old Man River at April 08, 2013 08:08 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Waldo at April 08, 2013 08:08 PM (8yFIG)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 08:09 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 08:09 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: RWC at April 08, 2013 08:10 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Old Man River at April 08, 2013 08:11 PM (Zd/NW)
Now, it says three hours.
This universe is just asking for a caning.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 12:09 AM (rRG7w) Did the percentage of downloaded change too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:11 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: The Reptilian Space-Pope at April 08, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 11:46 PM (vgd4f)
I have a hard time trusting a women who can't throw back a beer and follow it up with a smoke.
Posted by: Berserker at April 08, 2013 08:11 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Old Man River at April 09, 2013 12:11 AM (Zd/NW) You may have to go through an official navigator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:15 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 08:16 PM (rRG7w)
Meanwhile other babies will continue to be killed in the womb, again on the government tab.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 08:17 PM (0WpCx)
Do you have any idea how many innocent peaceful nylons perished to make that jacket?
Fucking murderer!
Posted by: PETA at April 08, 2013 08:22 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 08:22 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: luigi vercotti at April 08, 2013 08:22 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 08:25 PM (9UBQC)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 08:26 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 08:26 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: The Stonecutters at April 08, 2013 08:27 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Beagle at April 09, 2013 12:26 AM (sOtz/) That Templar was a saint!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:28 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Dark Templar Zeratul at April 08, 2013 08:28 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Dark Templar Zeratul at April 09, 2013 12:28 AM (rRG7w) That's a real knee knocker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:29 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 08, 2013 08:33 PM (oBhEo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 08, 2013 08:33 PM (gh7Et)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 08:34 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 08:35 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: People Eating Tasty Animals at April 08, 2013 08:36 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 08:37 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 08:38 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: RWC at April 08, 2013 08:38 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 08, 2013 08:38 PM (Vk2pI)
"This is not about politics," Obama said. "This is about these families, and families all across the country, who are saying, let's make it a little harder for our kids to get gunned down."
Actually, at least assholes have a use.
So I'm paying for my doc visit today and setting my next appointments for October, when I say to the gal "Well, these are my last medical appointments as a free man. After Jan.1, I will be an outlaw."
She goes Huh?, to which I explain that OCare requires me to have insurance by then (btw, this is a cash only clinic that will not even file insurance claims for you). She said "I become enraged beyond fury every time I think about it. There's going to be a lot of outlaws."
OCare, winning hearts and minds day by day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2013 08:39 PM (ccXZP)
Night all.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 08:39 PM (0WpCx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 09, 2013 12:06 AM (FhsBk)
Well, that, and the fact he pretty much lied his fucking ass off about Vietnam from day one.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 08, 2013 08:39 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: The Dude at April 08, 2013 08:43 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: zeera at April 08, 2013 08:43 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 09, 2013 12:06 AM (FhsBk)
Well, that, and the fact he pretty much lied his fucking ass off about Vietnam from day one.Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 09, 2013 12:39 AM (Q9qpj) And a lot of other things as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:44 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: DC in Towson, vacation edition at April 08, 2013 08:45 PM (9UBQC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 08, 2013 08:46 PM (gh7Et)
Posted by: model_1066 at April 08, 2013 08:47 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 08:48 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: model_1066 at April 08, 2013 08:49 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: model_1066 at April 08, 2013 08:51 PM (7xPCu)
Truth be told, I was just trying to get at Kerrigan's goodies.
Posted by: Dark Templar Zeratul at April 09, 2013 12:28 AM (rRG7w)
That's a real knee knocker.
What a typical knee jerk reaction.
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 08, 2013 08:52 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 08:53 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 08:54 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: zeera at April 08, 2013 08:56 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: some Bene Gesserit at April 08, 2013 08:58 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 08, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)
More global weirding. No, really. That is the new warming, climate change after both crapped out.
Posted by: Beagle at April 09, 2013 12:54 AM (sOtz/) Is it weather or is it climate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 08:58 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 09, 2013 12:58 AM (Vk2pI)
kinda makes me want to watch Nana again
Posted by: The Dude at April 08, 2013 09:00 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:03 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 09, 2013 12:58 AM (Vk2pI) kinda makes me want to watch Nana again
Posted by: The Dude at April 09, 2013 01:00 AM (vJdyz) Nana visitor ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nana_Visitor
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:03 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 09:05 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 09, 2013 01:03 AM (vgd4f) Money Talks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:05 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 09:05 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 09, 2013 01:03 AM (FhsBk)
nah, Nana is a female rockband based manga/anime and a bunch of other shit like videogames and live action films
Posted by: The Dude at April 08, 2013 09:06 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 08, 2013 09:07 PM (qZI6x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 09, 2013 01:03 AM (FhsBk)
nah, Nana is a female rockband based manga/anime and a bunch of other shit like videogames and live action filmsPosted by: The Dude at April 09, 2013 01:06 AM (vJdyz) That's what I get for being 61 years old.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:08 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 08, 2013 09:09 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:09 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Beagle at April 09, 2013 01:05 AM (sOtz/) Hoarding nutrients and intoxicants may be wise.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:10 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 08, 2013 09:16 PM (qZI6x)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 08, 2013 09:17 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2013 09:58 PM (0WpCx)
The photo was taken during an end of exercise "elephant walk" at Kunsan Air Base, ROK. The slogan there is One Oh Nine North, as in 109 air miles to the DMZ. I spent over six and a half years there.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 08, 2013 09:18 PM (QnRSM)
Osama bin Laden and Barack Obama are related thru their fathers. His election was arranged and its purpose is to bring down the US thru financial surrender. Kennedy was one of those who arranged it. Remember when he confused Osama and Obama? That time it was not the scotch twisting his tongue.
and/or
Joe Biden's hair plugs were harvested from Hillary's pubic hair. That is why he is her bitch.
Posted by: Shan at April 08, 2013 09:19 PM (WEamb)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 09:21 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:21 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Shan at April 09, 2013 01:19 AM (WEamb) Could you be more ?
specific?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:22 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:23 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 09:24 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:26 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 08, 2013 09:26 PM (mN8D3)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 09:27 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:27 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: deseeded at April 08, 2013 09:27 PM (SZMAq)
I was more fond of the pubic hair rug.
Posted by: Shan at April 08, 2013 09:28 PM (WEamb)
And now I'm too tired to watch it.
Coleridge could've made a poem of that.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 01:27 AM (rRG7w) Doesn't have any thing to do with a dead bird does it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:29 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 09:29 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:31 PM (vgd4f)
A stately pleasure thread decree ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 01:29 AM (rRG7w) I'm Charles Foster Kane !!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:31 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 09, 2013 01:23 AM (FhsBk)
walk the dinosaur?
http://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk
Posted by: The Dude at April 08, 2013 09:31 PM (vJdyz)
Holy crap! I'm only 13 years younger than Annette Funicello??
Posted by: dissent555 at April 08, 2013 09:31 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: deseeded at April 09, 2013 01:20 AM (SZMAq)
--Baby Elephant Walk:
http://youtu.be/qei_ccdgTMU
Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2013 09:33 PM (+iA5G)
walk the dinosaur?
http://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk
Posted by: The Dude at April 09, 2013 01:31 AM (vJdyz) They don't make em' like that any more.
Heck, they don't make them at all........
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:35 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 08, 2013 09:36 PM (qZI6x)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:36 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 09:36 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Beagle at April 08, 2013 09:36 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Fatsl Rose at April 08, 2013 09:38 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:40 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 10:11 PM (rRG7w)
Not a photoshop. There are over 60 F-16s there. Two assigned squadrons always there and an Air National Guard unit that flew over for the exercise.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 08, 2013 09:41 PM (QnRSM)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 09:42 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 09:43 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 09:46 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Fatsl Rose at April 08, 2013 09:47 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:48 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:51 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at April 08, 2013 09:55 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: important questions not posed in anyh version of Trivial Pursuit at April 08, 2013 09:56 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 09:56 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 09:59 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 10:00 PM (rRG7w)
162.
"Conspiracy" is used to denigrate those who know the truth by those who want to keep the truth from getting out.
Yup.
Posted by: Shan at April 08, 2013 10:00 PM (WEamb)
Tenthing no sock....only lubing for the sock puppet.......unless the zippo catches the lube (petroleum based) on fire....then there will be some screaming and attempts to stomp out the flames with boots and pudding cups!
2006....(I was not even here......Mr. Johnson in all his green scaledness had my attention.)
Well......strange that was...
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2013 10:01 PM (QRACQ)
Posted by: important questions not posed in anyh version of Trivial Pursuit at April 09, 2013 01:56 AM (rRG7w)
False.
Kirstie Alley.
Posted by: Dwight Schrute at April 08, 2013 10:02 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Misunderstood Lyrics Strike Again at April 08, 2013 10:02 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Smokin' Hot Tape Recorder ... at April 08, 2013 10:04 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at April 08, 2013 10:04 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 08, 2013 10:05 PM (qZI6x)
Posted by: important questions not posed in anyh version of Trivial Pursuit at April 09, 2013 01:56 AM (rRG7w)
Axl as Kilmer was skinny in the under-rated Spartan
Posted by: The Dude at April 08, 2013 10:05 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 08, 2013 10:10 PM (rRG7w)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 10:12 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Smokin' Hot Tape Recorder ... at April 09, 2013 02:04 AM (TvO05) Please dispose of me in the usual manner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2013 10:12 PM (FhsBk)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at April 08, 2013 10:12 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 08, 2013 10:14 PM (qZI6x)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 02:10 AM (rRG7w)
Actually he could have been but obscured by Mamet making him a quasi bad ass even if Derek Luke came off better in the film
Posted by: The Dude at April 08, 2013 10:15 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at April 08, 2013 10:15 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 10:19 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 10:20 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at April 08, 2013 10:20 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 10:21 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 10:22 PM (TvO05)
I am...for the most part...clear on the lack of true "cacao" bean...yet the darkness whould imply some bark wood...from a western Island chain that is known for making chocolate look more...dark.
That help?
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2013 10:27 PM (QRACQ)
Firefox 20 + Flash + Youtube is random shitastic browser crashing fun.
Guaranteed to chew up that half a gig you have downloading in the other windows when it goes inverted.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2013 10:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 10:31 PM (TvO05)
Robert?
I hear ya banging the trash cans down the alley.....come on out and hit those keys!!!!!!......
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2013 10:36 PM (QRACQ)
Posted by: TheCriminalBarrister at April 08, 2013 10:37 PM (RPXAJ)
"SERIOUS??"
The look on Putin's face says it all...
He's in to little kids....just like Mao.....just like all of them of that commie stripe......
yup...
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2013 11:07 PM (QRACQ)
...and when you look at the code, it becomes obvious why. Its become encrusted with rampant featureitis and unfixed lingering old memory leaks dating back to the Netscape 4 code base.
Its almost impossible to page tune an ever changing quivering bowl of jello like that and have anything stick for more than a point release.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:07 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:09 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:12 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:13 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:14 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: zeera at April 08, 2013 11:15 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:15 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:16 PM (TvO05)
Hey, 'rons and 'ettes, if any of you get TBN (Trinity Broadcasting), they're playing a Reagan speech from '83. GOOOOOOOD stuff about religious freedom and "man is not beholden to government, government is beholden to man".
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 08, 2013 11:17 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:21 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 08, 2013 11:21 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:22 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 09, 2013 03:21 AM (/gHaE)
Yeah, like Clint Eastwood's "we own this country".
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 08, 2013 11:23 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:24 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:25 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 08, 2013 11:26 PM (KL49F)
http://www.stamps.com/welcome/
I could use a reasonably accurate scale for weighing sheets of balsa wood. If I go looking for an accurate balance beam, I'd probably get flagged as a dope dealer...
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 08, 2013 11:26 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 08, 2013 11:26 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 08, 2013 11:32 PM (DO5UV)
Posted by: Waldo at April 08, 2013 11:56 PM (8yFIG)
Posted by: and irresolute at April 09, 2013 12:14 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: teej at April 09, 2013 02:01 AM (/tk/V)
Re the fossil fuels rubbish, and the stellar efforts of Al Bundy there to step on the twerp, I have a question: does fucking everybody now uptalk?
Both the speakerette, who was a singularly poor speaker (poor timbre, annoying and pointless gesticulations), and the asshole were uptalkers.
I say again, in American Republic 2.0, I propose we make uptalking a capital offense.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 07:00 AM (IDSI7)
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