April 29, 2013
— Open Blogger Good evening, Morons and Moronettes. Maetenloch is on hobo-assassination assignment, so I've been given the duty for this evening. Let's begin:
Tonight's musical inspiration comes courtesy of our good friend Logprof, who sent me this:
And this is just insane:
Yeah, believe it or not. Check it out. Thanks to Drew M.
Spotlight On Moron Blogs
So now would be a good time to pimp Moron Toby's blog, Real Dumbass News. His latest offering is a particularly good one, "Restaurant Gets Lousy Review; Restaurant Owner Starts Porn Site Under Reviewer's Name!" You can follow him on social media from this link.
As ever, please visit our friends at Jammie Wearing Fool, DoublePlusUndead, Nice Deb, The Hostages, and the myriad of others at the Moronosphere News Network (largely linked at many of these sites).
Sports News
As many of you are aware, the Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Wednesday, and you will likely see some traffic from Drew M. and from me as we make our way through to the finals. Congratulations are in order for Drew's New York Rangers and to pastafarian's Detroit Red Wings for getting in... my Nashville Predators had a pretty rough year, and I'll be watching as a detached observer. At first blush, the Pittsburgh Penguins and Chicago Blackhawks have been very consistent this year, and we've seen a return to relevance by the Toronto Maple Leafs and Minnesota Wild.
A stick-tap is in order for the Columbus Blue Jackets and Winnipeg Jets, who just barely missed the playoffs. Both franchises have perennially struggled, but their fan bases keep hanging in there. One would expect that the future is bright in both cities.
Obviously, the NBA playoffs are well underway as well, and it looks as though the first round is playing out as expected. Since I try to stick to talking about things I have some knowledge about, that's the best I can offer in terms of analysis.
Finally...
Lingerie firm launches womenÂ’s underwear for men
And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.They added: ‘We provide our lingerie for guys.
‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.
‘We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’
Ah. I'm sure everyone here will be racing out to buy some. Thanks (I think) to Jammie Wearing Fool.
With that happy thought in mind,you can find me on Twitter, presumably to yell at me for scarring your eyes with that.
Y'know, on second thought, I can't leave it like that in good conscience. Let me set it right... Hannah Davis (the DirecTV Genie) sounds like a winner...
Okay, y'all have fun now, and everyone stay safe. Thanks for reading!
-tmi3rd
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 06:01 PM (QTHTd)
http://oi39.tinypic.com/19rvj6.jpg
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 06:02 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: no good deed at April 29, 2013 06:03 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Emdoc at April 29, 2013 06:04 PM (oe4oA)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 06:04 PM (HVff2)
...or at least until we get to 50 comments.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:04 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 29, 2013 06:04 PM (6IKyK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2013 06:04 PM (KdfFa)
Coors Lite. Otherwise known as, same shit, different day.
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:05 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2013 06:05 PM (8SsiG)
Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM
Time machine?
Don't look at me, mine's safely parked.
Posted by: John Titor at April 29, 2013 06:05 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 29, 2013 06:05 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 06:05 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: FishFearMe at April 29, 2013 06:05 PM (pF+4C)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 06:06 PM (piMMO)
http://tinyurl.com/ccldaay
Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 29, 2013 06:06 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 29, 2013 06:06 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 06:06 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 06:06 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 06:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2013 06:07 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2013 06:07 PM (wPNut)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 06:07 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2013 06:08 PM (8SsiG)
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Wait..., today was Monday? Uh, oh..., I wonder if they missed me at work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 06:08 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 10:06 PM (QTHTd)
I will help you and pretend real hard myself.
Because . . . 
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 29, 2013 06:08 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2013 06:08 PM (KdfFa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2013 06:09 PM (mk9aG)
http://oi39.tinypic.com/19rvj6.jpg
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 10:02 PM (doBIb)
Much as I've been a fan of EC's "family" pics, I have to admit that these two had me thinking, "Grecian Urns".
Posted by: cthulhu at April 29, 2013 06:09 PM (tyF2+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 06:09 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at April 29, 2013 06:09 PM (R8YYR)
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Riding with my wife, I constantly have white knuckles from gripping the door handle
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 06:09 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jake in Idaho at April 29, 2013 06:09 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2013 10:09 PM (mk9aG)
Dammit, that's the first time I've heard "I was too drunk for the ONT." lmao.
Srsly, though, congrats on quite the accomplishment!
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:10 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 29, 2013 06:10 PM (XIxXP)
Thanks! They are all nice ladies. I've gotten to know most of them because I've been to a lot of their functions. I'm usually the tech support for them, getting music, filming, and uploading stuff for them.
My wife told me that you have to audition for this troupe, so she had to practice a routine and perform for the owners who teach at the studio before she was let in. The troupe consists of women of all ages and backgrounds, younger single ladies all the way to grandmothers. It's mostly a way for women to make friends and dance for each other.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 06:11 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 06:11 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: sven10077 at April 29, 2013 06:12 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2013 06:12 PM (WvcBR)
I bet he's got some of that fuckin' underwear, though. OMG, he probably wears it all the time. And Mooch is pissed because it's too small for her to borrow any of it. Ai-yai-yai (how the fuck is that spelled . . . anybody know?)
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:13 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 06:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 06:13 PM (Vk2pI)
That will do.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:14 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2013 06:14 PM (trh5+)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 29, 2013 06:14 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 06:14 PM (oJkTX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 10:11 PM (QTHTd)
Well, you don't want to just come out cold and go there, though. Some of us train 12-months a year for that shit. Please hold your applause, we're just ordinary morons, doing what we do for God and country.
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2013 06:16 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 06:16 PM (lVb7s)
Neural Bridge Operator.
I'm in your brains, controlling your minds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:17 PM (Gk3SS)
They say scotch won't give you a headache. Clearly they weren't drinking my brand.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)
Oh man, don't tempt him.
Our ONT, our rules.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)
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Local radio sports jocks falling all over themselves congratulating the guy. Obama probably called to flirt...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 29, 2013 06:17 PM (HiKk0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 29, 2013 06:18 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 29, 2013 06:18 PM (jIaZt)
oh man Memorial Day is coming up soon, isn't it
Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2013 06:18 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2013 06:18 PM (jIHVp)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 06:19 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 06:19 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: polynikes
Goodbye gasket. This is the wet dream for the ESPNs of the world.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2013 06:19 PM (8SsiG)
Maybe Japan . . . otherwise, pretty sure that's a big fat NO.
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2013 06:20 PM (WvcBR)
Posted by: The seal at April 29, 2013 06:20 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Trelawney Hope at April 29, 2013 06:20 PM (ylG8S)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 06:20 PM (fzFF6)
http://tinyurl.com/bunkyag
The terror gypsy fuckers got 100k in welfare benefits. B-but welfare fraud never happens in Massachusetts because there is never any proof /typical libtard asking for proof of fraud while ignoring the giant welfare fraud cock slapping in them face.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 06:20 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:20 PM (4Mv1T)
I'll save you a brownie.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 06:21 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:21 PM (5J54Q)
I'm not sure about a full list but there is this:
"You can join either the Jaeger Academy for recruitment and training, the K-Science division for Kaiju detection and analysis, the J-Tech department in charge of all Jaeger systems and robotics or the Strike Groups for deployment and combat."
From here - http://bit.ly/13AsEYX
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:21 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:21 PM (5J54Q)
see, this is probably where I go wrong . . . I come home and don't "think" about what to drink . . . just grab a can out of the fridge and pop it open. oops, gone, grab another one. I guess I should be a more contemplative person, but I'm just fucking not.
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at April 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Px8Q0)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Vk2pI)
She replied, "No, she'd have me blowing boogers."
Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2013 06:22 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at April 29, 2013 06:22 PM (Px8Q0)
Posted by: tmitsss at April 29, 2013 06:22 PM (rzVkR)
Posted by: Kip Adotta at April 29, 2013 06:23 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Sooper Moron at April 29, 2013 06:23 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 06:23 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 10:21 PM (hO8IJ)
Thank you, Heather.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 29, 2013 06:23 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 06:23 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: Up With People! at April 29, 2013 06:24 PM (FmFB3)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 29, 2013 06:24 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Grand Admiral Thrawn at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (JqnAE)
Dude? Seriously, look around. Tell me who in this crowd you'd consider "normal"?
Posted by: John Titor at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (xKC/c)
The girl with the ball should try out for the Washington Generals.
Posted by: jerry's kid at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (NdlUr)
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Is that verified?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 10:23 PM (aDwsi)
Was just reading about it at the Boston Herald:
http://tinyurl.com/bunkyag
Posted by: Tami [/i] at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Up With People! at April 29, 2013 10:24 PM (FmFB3)
threadwinner!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)
Where in SC? We'll get a drone right out.
Not to worry. The new HQ drones deliver adult beverages wherever needed in emergencies.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 06:25 PM (piMMO)
For now the preferred term is Owner's Suite. Until someone decides that infers slave ownership, I presume.
The stupid is excruciating
There used to be such things as a master hard drive and slave hard drive. The correct lingo was "Just format this hard drive and slave it to the master one." That was obviously no good, so now the proper PC wording is "primary hard drive" and "secondary hard drive". What if you have more than two hard drives? Well, our PC committee will get back to us on that.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2013 06:26 PM (jIHVp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 06:26 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: tmitsss at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (rzVkR)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (5J54Q)
And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.
Also for extremely gay men.
Posted by: soothsayer at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (vanqS)
Posted by: thunderb at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (nH8jP)
I recognized the DTV genie. Shows how pathetic I am.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (5wHPS)
ninja, please . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)
A new trailer for Pacific Rim, the Mecha v. Kaiju movie is out:
http://tinyurl.com/cvjd8m6
Opened my wallet and started throwing money at the screen.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 29, 2013 06:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2013 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)
I'm used to being the strangest person in any room I'm in...here I am at best top ten.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)
Are they ever confused...
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 06:28 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)
We demand that it be referred to as The Dimensionally Enhanced Area
Posted by: The House PC Police at April 29, 2013 06:28 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2013 06:29 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:30 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 29, 2013 06:30 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 06:30 PM (ynec7)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 無し 緊縛 at April 29, 2013 06:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 06:30 PM (fzFF6)
Air America?
Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Judea's People's Front for Architecture for the Masses at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (is2uy)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2013 06:31 PM (wPNut)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 06:32 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2013 06:33 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 06:33 PM (ynec7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:33 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 29, 2013 10:27 PM (kdS6q)
The noise I let out when Ron Mother Fucking Perlman showed up was something let me tell you.
I love that the reviews of the trailer are pretty much all can't type must watch again.
Wait. Wait. There's trading cards?
http://youtu.be/lbmKja3g2XE
*recommences shaking the internet* gimmegimmegimmegimme
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)
What is the launch aircraft?
Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2013 06:34 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Random Progressive Goober at April 29, 2013 06:34 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 06:34 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 29, 2013 06:35 PM (Dt+R8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 10:33 PM (ynec7)
YES! He's a fucking hero god dammit!
Posted by: The Gay Mafia at April 29, 2013 06:35 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 29, 2013 10:17 PM (HiKk0)
Nooo!!!! It's ice cream!
Posted by: The seal at April 29, 2013 06:35 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2013 06:35 PM (wPNut)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 06:36 PM (KCvsd)
Please don't, I was really and truly happier not knowing about any of them.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:36 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 29, 2013 10:24 PM (jIaZt)
Oh...BC! You're so, so dreamy.
Leave your wife for me. I'll take you all the way. All 4".
Posted by: BC's Stalker at April 29, 2013 06:36 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:36 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (PkYpQ)
And then there are those of us on jury duty. Should be an interesting few days.
Saw the defendant this AM--face palm time.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (jIaZt)
It'd be nice to have real time local moron police scanner observation and reporting...possibly tied into a feed system like we used online during Bwoston...
a loose network of TCOT approved local news observers and filters...
nothing thinking out loud....
S-2 would be a good thing to have
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (piMMO)
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Hammer eyes his neatly pressed Class A uniform hanging in the closet...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: gp at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 06:37 PM (zzeVM)
Agreed.
The paradigm around here is to mock mercilessly, and then forget them...utterly and completely.
It's a good system. Why do people have to screw with it?
Posted by: BC's Stalker at April 29, 2013 06:38 PM (/WLC3)
Bullshit, they are totally for gay men. No straight dude with a sliver of man card left would wear that shit.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 06:38 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:38 PM (5J54Q)
I hate this software.
It doesn't protect me from my drinking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:38 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2013 06:38 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Sparticist Youth Group Dorm-room Equality Committee at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (Vk2pI)
I received a summons on Friday. Hope your tour goes well. What do you think of the jury of peers?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
And then there are those of us on jury duty. Should be an interesting few days.
Saw the defendant this AM--face palm time.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 10:37 PM
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Good luck with that. Last jury I sat on, half the jurors thought they were CSI people. Idiots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 29, 2013 06:39 PM (Dt+R8)
Posted by: FishFearMe at April 29, 2013 06:40 PM (pF+4C)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 10:38 PM (FMbng)
hey, watch it, buddy, I will smack you up with my designer purse . . .
Posted by: El Lay at April 29, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 06:40 PM (PkYpQ)
It's all about ME! Look at ME! All about perfectly and totally all about let it shout ME!
//Trollothon 2013
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 06:40 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 06:41 PM (jDjlM)
It's a children's book, but it doesn't insult their intelligence. I tried to put some professional's pride into this and ensure it was worth the price of purchase. I honestly think it's worth more, but being a new author, I obviously built in a newbie discount. I edited it and re-edited to ensure there's no glaring spelling errors or grammar errors. As I said, I don't want to insult any readers intelligence, so I tried to make sure there was a bit of light foreshadowing and use of Chekov's gun and lampshading.
There's also a message of skepticism for authority. I'm also sure the highly intelligent morons here can catch the subtext of teachers eating their students' brains.
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 06:41 PM (oJkTX)
>>>No straight dude with a sliver of man card left would wear that shit.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 10:38 PM (FMbng)
Well now I just feel awkward.
Posted by: garrett in a man-teddy at April 29, 2013 06:41 PM (AB/j8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
Well.....for a shot at Kate Upton I would contemplate wearing whatever the fuck was required....and that includes lingerie.
I have my priorities.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:41 PM (/WLC3)
Saw the defendant this AM--face palm time.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 10:37 PM
I have to go to jury duty tomorrow. Meanwhile today my boss went to court and got tossed in jail for 90 days for driving on the revoked. I feel like wearing a T shirt that says "Fuck the courts" and have my ass home by 10am.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 06:42 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 06:42 PM (piMMO)
pretty much has live scanner feeds from every major population center in the US.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 29, 2013 06:42 PM (KCvsd)
My feeling is, when they poll the juror pool, you look the judge straight in the eye and say "I figure, if they're here, they're guilty, how much time are you lookin' to waste on this matter?" You'll be home by lunchtime.
Posted by: El Lay at April 29, 2013 06:43 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: garrett in a man-teddy at April 29, 2013 06:43 PM (AB/j8)
Oh, it's a self-contained story. I'm not trying to spin-off some series, like every J.K. Rowling wanna-be these days.
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 06:43 PM (oJkTX)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 06:43 PM (bS6uW)
They seem like decent people, TR. Although anyone who puts me on a jury is misguided at best.
From what I see, this clown is guilty as hell, and the defense is just trying to limit the damage.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 06:43 PM (SAMxH)
When Ace said that I laughed. I really didn't get why people didn't think it was extremely funny.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:43 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: El Sombrero de Política at April 29, 2013 06:44 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: garrett in a man-teddy at April 29, 2013 10:41 PM (AB/j
Reason #8,412 why this is the best blog on the internet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:45 PM (/WLC3)
Be goodish. Well, okay, that's too high a bar. Plausible deniability, people, plausible deniability.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 29, 2013 06:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 06:45 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: polynikes at April 29, 2013 06:45 PM (6Uk7l)
Posted by: Squealin' like a pig at April 29, 2013 06:46 PM (bS6uW)
If GWB was actually the vile imperialist war-for-oil dictator he's painted as, we'd have done that already ten years ago.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 06:46 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:46 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: someone under 35 at April 29, 2013 06:46 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 06:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 06:47 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 10:44 PM (GEICT)
I think that Ace understands his own hypersensitivity, and would be mortified if comments such as this really drove people away.
But then, I think that "CharlieBrown'sDildo" is hysterically funny, and perfectly appropriate for all occasions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:47 PM (/WLC3)
One of my son's high school teachers was being interviewed by counsel for a jury selection process recently.
They asked him, "Do you watch Duck Dynasty?" He replied, "Yes"
He was dismissed. Who knew it was such a subversive show?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:48 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: El Sombrero de Politica at April 29, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)
Sure. It's entitled "My Teachers are Zombies" by Tom Shin (it's a pen name).
How can I contact Oregon Muse? E-mail?
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 06:49 PM (oJkTX)
Posted by: jason chasin' collins at April 29, 2013 06:50 PM (mGBy8)
Since I am trying to watch all of this stuff (and thanks to the poster a few threads back who excerpted the links between Algeria, Canadian Chechneyans, and Benghazi) I do believe Putin has more information.
Should be an interesting couple of weeks reading the British papers.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 29, 2013 06:50 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: German Kindergarten Teacher at April 29, 2013 06:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:51 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 06:51 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 06:51 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 10:49 PM (oJkTX)
aoshqbookthread at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:51 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2013 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 06:51 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:52 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 10:51 PM (0PiQ4)
I'm sure that makes tmi3rd feel pretty darn special . . . 
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:53 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 06:53 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:54 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 29, 2013 06:54 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Up With People! at April 29, 2013 06:54 PM (FmFB3)
Tim3rid did a good job...hell we ONTers are a choosy lot...well all of you.....
me I post when the power is out by hitting myself in the head with a hammer
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)
And this would be different...how?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2013 06:55 PM (sYTYw)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:55 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 06:56 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 29, 2013 06:56 PM (pCf+a)
re 276: why would Charlie Brown need a dido? He has a beagle. Ask Richard Gere.
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 06:56 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 10:52 PM (GEICT)
Ah. I see.
You're as fucked up as I am.
Every time Ace goes apoplectic, I remind myself that he allows us into his place of business every day, with about three rules governing our behavior....two of which we violate at every opportunity, and with great glee.
we then drink his booze, ruin his comic book collection, masturbate on his rug, and then leave without thanking him.
And then he lets us in again the next day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (qPCAa)
Carry on.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (cxomr)
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (jDjlM)
_____________
Yeah cuz what the fuck else do you have to do in Winnipeg and Columbus? Team could be 0-75 and it's still about the most exciting thing happening in winter.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 29, 2013 06:57 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 06:58 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: FishFearMe at April 29, 2013 06:58 PM (pF+4C)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 06:58 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 06:58 PM (bS6uW)
That's what I tell myself! Drink up. Though I have to stay sober, work comes awfully early in the morning.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2013 06:58 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 06:59 PM (qPCAa)
quite...if you can't take a punch go down to "Male Lingerie Dot Org"
You did good...I like all the ONT makers...even ChemJeff's minimalist offerings devloved into good pantsless zones.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 06:59 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 06:59 PM (PkYpQ)
Evening, jackwagons!
Had to teach today. The bad news was that instead of the 15 personnel that the unit told us were going to be there, we had 27. The good news is that the other 12 were from tomorrow's class, so that one was cancelled. I get to actually get a day of catch-up instead.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (lr3d7)
Personally, I'm damn glad that the task of setting up an ONT will never fall on me.
Don't care who does it, you guys do an admirable job.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (cxomr)
Posted by: Elizabethe's contractor at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 29, 2013 10:57 PM (cxomr)
Good.
Then we can finally say it....you could stand to lose a few pounds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Up With People! at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (FmFB3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd-0wHETSSY
But this is the one that will change your life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cCRRFi1aA
He's announced August tour dates in Milwaukee and Des Moines...hurry up, Indianapolis.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: FishFearMe at April 29, 2013 07:00 PM (pF+4C)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:01 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 11:00 PM (qPCAa)
If you don't have video we are going to be very, very angry.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:01 PM (/WLC3)
we then drink his booze, ruin his comic book collection, masturbate on his rug, and then leave without thanking him.
And then he lets us in again the next day.
that right there . . . and a dildo from jersey shall lead us to the promised land . . . thanks, buddy, that was perfect!
Posted by: Peaches at April 29, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)
Yep that's him, and he's damn good if I do say so myself. And I
Posted by: NC Ref at April 29, 2013 07:02 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:02 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 07:02 PM (qPCAa)
I got a Classic Records 200g Re-Issue of Aqualung for $22. Sealed. I already have one but they go for $100-150.
Also scored Original Pressings of Naked Raygun's 'Throb, Throb' and The Replacement's 'Hootenany'.
Then I picked up a Wanda Jackson 10" Limited Pressing of Capitol Vault outtakes and a few Record Store Day Limited Pressings that I flipped on eBay for 3-4x what I paid for them.
All in all I am up a hundred bucks and still have the Tull LP. If I get lucky I'll make $250.00 on that trip and I get to cross two records off my list that I have been looking for for a long time.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:03 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:03 PM (PkYpQ)
we then drink his booze, ruin his comic book collection, masturbate on his rug, and then leave without thanking him.
---
that rug really pulled the room together, before it got all sticky
Posted by: the dude at April 29, 2013 07:03 PM (sYTYw)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 11:00 PM (SAMxH)
I did it once, and it was so damned difficult. I have absolutely no idea how the regulars come up with solid ONTs every day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:03 PM (/WLC3)
Saw the defendant this AM--face palm time.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 10:37 PM
California is in the process of passing a bill to let non-citizens serve on a jury. AB1401, IIRC.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)
I just spent 3 weeks traveling in saner states.....I can't fookin' wait.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 29, 2013 07:03 PM (tyF2+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 07:03 PM (ynec7)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 29, 2013 07:04 PM (cxomr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:04 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:04 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)
You don't remember?
We'll dig up the video.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:04 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Pathfinder at April 29, 2013 07:04 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 11:00 PM (ynec7)
Some processes use animal products, especially in the finishing stages.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Obamatron v5.0 at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (xTNmw)
310 so i'm not technically drinking alone if you're all out there right.
Cuase otherwise my sprite and 6 shots of captn morgan might be evidence
of a problem of some sort.
That's what I tell myself! Drink up. Though I have to stay sober, work comes awfully early in the morning.
---
and by logical extension, i'm not jerking off, i'm in the midst of an orgy.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (sYTYw)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (wPNut)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 29, 2013 07:05 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:06 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 29, 2013 07:06 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 07:06 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:06 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 07:07 PM (bS6uW)
How about a video of you singing?
Stick it on the end of the ONT!
Seriously...it would be like signing off a broadcast in the old days.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:08 PM (/WLC3)
It's been all SATA for long enough that a lot of the younger techs have never dealt with political correctness intersecting with peripheral buses.
Stupid brats with no sense of history. Grumble.
Posted by: epobirs at April 29, 2013 07:08 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2013 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:08 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:08 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:08 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2013 07:09 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 07:09 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Tuna at April 29, 2013 07:09 PM (M/TDA)
Seriously? Not just the weird "bacon infused porter" and such?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:10 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Charles M Schultz at April 29, 2013 07:10 PM (n8LUb)
Posted by: toby928© presents at April 29, 2013 07:10 PM (QupBk)
Oh wow. Thank you very much! I greatly appreciate that. I sincerely hope you enjoy it. If you do, please tell a friend. If you don't enjoy it, leave me some feedback on how I can make my next book better. 감사합니다!
271
aoshqbookthread at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 10:51 PM (/WLC3)
Got it. Thank you very much!
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 07:11 PM (oJkTX)
I can understand masturbating TO a comic collection, but on one?
I bet Ace has complete sets of Phil Foglio's Xxxenophile and Bill Willingham's Ironwood.
Me, I've only got them in digital form.
Posted by: epobirs at April 29, 2013 07:11 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)
I used to live in Berkeley (really!) and ride my bicycle in the hills. I would see herds of goats all the time. They use them to crop the steep slopes to prevent wild fires. Nothing else can do it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:11 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2013 07:11 PM (ynec7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:11 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 07:12 PM (FMbng)
Time for the old folk. Convicting criminals starts early in the day.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2013 07:12 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: The Bacon Hat at April 29, 2013 07:13 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 07:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 29, 2013 07:13 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2013 07:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:13 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid, aficianado of young wards at April 29, 2013 07:14 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Hannibal Lechter, MD at April 29, 2013 07:14 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: L, elle at April 29, 2013 07:15 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:15 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: FishFearMe at April 29, 2013 07:15 PM (pF+4C)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:16 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2013 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 29, 2013 07:16 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:16 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:16 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2013 07:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2013 11:13 PM
yeah I'm giving it a few episodes to let it get it's momentum.. If the show is going to be them hanging around that dirt ball of a camp week after week they better have some good writing, or its gonna bomb. So far its been a tad cliche.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 07:17 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:18 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Mohamed Muhammed Ackbar at April 29, 2013 07:18 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 07:18 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)
Also scored Original Pressings of Naked Raygun's 'Throb, Throb' and The Replacement's 'Hootenany'.
Then I picked up a Wanda Jackson 10" Limited Pressing of Capitol Vault outtakes and a few Record Store Day Limited Pressings that I flipped on eBay for 3-4x what I paid for them.
All in all I am up a hundred bucks and still have the Tull LP. If I get lucky I'll make $250.00 on that trip and I get to cross two records off my list that I have been looking for for a long time.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 11:03 PM
Aqualung sells for $100 to $150??? Regular copies? Not some super rare colour vinyl autographed by Anderson or something? Is this just an Aqualung thing? Or, are other records that expensive also?
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 07:19 PM (9gNQd)
I can catch you one here in indiana....
of course you probably have 'em in seattle leave a cornish hen out overnight
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:19 PM (LRFds)
Too subtle for me.
I am a dissolute New Jerseyite, not a clean living Idahoan.
Saw three turkeys in the back yard this evening. Do you think one .22 long (out of a pistol) to the chest would put a medium sized turkey down?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:20 PM (/WLC3)
There's meat beer?>>
Any Beer Fest that does not include a variety of German sausages and Wenches is not a Beer Fest.
http://stiftungsfest.org/
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 07:20 PM (qo244)
It's been all SATA for long enough that a lot of the younger techs have never dealt with political correctness intersecting with peripheral buses.
Stupid brats with no sense of history. Grumble.
Posted by: epobirs at April 29, 2013 11:08 PM
----------------
Kids..., what are you gonna do...
Posted by: Tarbell at April 29, 2013 07:20 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at April 29, 2013 07:20 PM (5J54Q)
Long tubes move around unless supported. Doh. The claims the design is OK sound optimistic
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 07:21 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2013 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Somebody was making a lot of money doing exactly that in Northern California.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:21 PM (/WLC3)
Do it more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:22 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:22 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: mallfly at April 29, 2013 07:22 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2013 07:22 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)
With a purpose in mind, motivated people can self-coordinate and enrich an environment to further that purpose. Ace has managed to create such a space -- the ONT is amazing in that it's (a) not Ace, (b) handed-off in some arcane bug-ridden process, and (c) [almost] always great [and I say "almost" because some of the self-referential minimalist ONTs have worked well]. It is quite possibly the most amazing nightly phenomenon on the web.....and all put-together from random bullshit.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 29, 2013 07:23 PM (tyF2+)
no fucking shit!
http://werentgoats.com/
IIRC, some places down south use this to deal with Kudzu.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 07:23 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:23 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:23 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 07:23 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 11:22 PM (HVff2)
There is a house in the back, so I wouldn't feel comfortable trying a head shot and possibly missing. A chest shot would be trivial though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:24 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 07:24 PM (lVb7s)
glad you dropped by I am gonna turn in as well...probably try to skip the morning as well...I have not been cheerful the last week
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:24 PM (LRFds)
If you get the shot in precisely the right place, which on a turkey is hard to do...thus the use of shotguns to the head/neck. Broadheads work nicely to the body, though, either from a longbow or crossbow.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2013 07:24 PM (WvcBR)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2013 07:24 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Slowpoke Rodriguez at April 29, 2013 07:25 PM (Vk2pI)
Seriously? Not just the weird "bacon infused porter" and such?
Honey as a sweetner, certain animal products used to help filter the beer, and some additives to help stabilize the head when poured are three examples that I know of.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 07:25 PM (lr3d7)
I understand completely, never having made it past the welcome mat.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2013 07:26 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 11:23 PM (zzeVM)
15-20 yards, offhand with a pistol. I'm not that good.
The cops would notice a shotgun, but I doubt anyone would bother with one .22 shot. But downrange is a problem, so I guess I'm not eating wild turkey this year.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:26 PM (/WLC3)
400 I would like to rent a coyote to kill the rabbits in my yard. Is there a coyote rental service?
----
Si senor
Posted by: undocumented mexican at April 29, 2013 07:26 PM (sYTYw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:27 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC at April 29, 2013 07:27 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:27 PM (PkYpQ)
...but that was through an eye socket. Sucker dropped like a sack of potatoes without a twitch.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 07:27 PM (/gHaE)
I saw one up the road aways, keeping an eye out on a little goat that was outside the fence. He'd let the goat graze in the ditch, but if she tried to go out in the road, he'd get get up and nudge her back.
That's adorable.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 07:28 PM (lr3d7)
>>Aqualung sells for $100 to $150??? Regularcopies?
An original Island UK Press of Aqualung can go for $300+ if it's Nr.Mint or better.
This is a Re-Issue from a company that went out of business. They are tough to come by, let alone finding an un-opened copy.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:28 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 11:20 PM
What the hell is with that?? I had 5-6 turkeys walk through my yard the day before thanksgiving (piss poor timing on their part), and I have been seeing some others since then. I have never seen turkeys in the back yard until this year. I have seen them here and there in other areas but never this close.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 07:28 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: jason chasin' collins at April 29, 2013 07:28 PM (mGBy8)
How about a little bait and an old fashioned box trap?
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 07:29 PM (qo244)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:29 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Slowpoke Rodriguez at April 29, 2013 11:25 PM (Vk2pI)
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I knew that fruit was too low hanging to still be unpicked. and I know a thing about picking fruit
Posted by: undocumented mexican at April 29, 2013 07:29 PM (sYTYw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:30 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT)
Maybe lure them into the garage and throttle them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:30 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:30 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 29, 2013 11:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Can't you just buy your boy a bb gun? It'd probably have the double effect of annoying his lib father.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 07:30 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Don Draper at April 29, 2013 07:30 PM (29vnO)
Damned if I know, but it's amusing as hell!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:31 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 11:28 PM
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I've counted as many as 18 in one flock walking through.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:32 PM (PkYpQ)
Not dramatically more accurate, but noticeable.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 07:33 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 11:29 PM (zzeVM)
[just between you and me, and for obvious reasons I would prefer to keep it that way...mostly because I am embarrassed as hell....I don't have a .22 rifle. The smallest I have is a .30]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:33 PM (/WLC3)
This is a Re-Issue from a company that went out of business. They are tough to come by, let alone finding an un-opened copy.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 11:28 PM
Oh, so it's imported copies that came in the plastic wrap that pulls the big bucks? But, used ones that are still in good nick go for what? Aqualung wasn't a particularly small run of pressings. Curious if it's an Aqualung thing, or if other classic LP's command such insane prices?
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 07:34 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:35 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:35 PM (GEICT)
Sounds a little like the Raccoon trap from Old Yeller where the raccoon wont let go of the bait so they can pull their paw back out.
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 07:35 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Dr. Alphonse Mephesto at April 29, 2013 07:35 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:36 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2013 07:36 PM (wPNut)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:37 PM (HVff2)
>>Curious if it's an Aqualung thing, or if other classic LP's command such insane prices?
Minty Original Pressings usually bring the most.
A similar grade US release Chrysalis copy of Aqualung would go for $30-45. It was a larger pressing.
It's not just that one record. There are tons of old records that bring big dollars. Some in excess of $1500.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:37 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2013 07:37 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 07:38 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 07:38 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:38 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:38 PM (PkYpQ)
I've counted as many as 18 in one flock walking through.
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turkeys come in Rafters or Gangs or Posses, not flocks
Posted by: undocumented mexican at April 29, 2013 07:39 PM (sYTYw)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:39 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 11:38 PM (/gHaE)
Of course.
Interesting theory though.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:39 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:40 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 11:37 PM (F/aS6)
This cries out for a post. Bounce it off Ace for some quiet weekend.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:41 PM (/WLC3)
okay I'm drooling volunteer coma soon...
keep safe, keep sane, and remember....
we are all out of the closet now #courage
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:42 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 11:41 PM (LRFds)
Mauser action?
I'll bet that's fun to shoot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:42 PM (/WLC3)
A similar grade US release Chrysalis copy of Aqualung would go for $30-45. It was a larger pressing.
It's not just that one record. There are tons of old records that bring big dollars. Some in excess of $1500.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 11:37 PM
Ah, that US pressing price sounds about right. But, holy shit, I'm sitting on a goldmine. I'm lashing out on hookers, rum and blow. In fact, forget the hookers and rum.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 07:42 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: FishFearMe at April 29, 2013 07:42 PM (pF+4C)
Posted by: mindful webworker has some catching up to do at April 29, 2013 07:42 PM (U13jb)
I think they were pretty sure from the start that he wasn't their guy. They videotaped me at work for a week and also at home. They interviewed my aunt to see if we'd ever been in Chicago. They may have interviewed other friends that didn't tell us. They came up to the door afterwards to talk to him, with their bullet proof vests on, but took them off after they were sure he wasn't the guy. They also told my husband that they'd let us know when they caught the guy. Since we never heard back from them, maybe he's still on the loose.
If they could go through all that trouble for me and my husband, pre 9/11, how much of an effort did the FBI put into their investigation of a guy they'd been told had terrorist leanings? I'm guessing, probably not much.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2013 07:43 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:44 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:44 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: RWC at April 29, 2013 07:44 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 29, 2013 07:44 PM (fzFF6)
>>But, holy shit, I'm sitting on a goldmine.
If you have super clean original pressings from the 50's, 60's and 70's then, yes you are. Especially if you have original jazz pressings.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:45 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:45 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:46 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Ten Pole Tudor at April 29, 2013 07:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:47 PM (zzeVM)
/Shakes Fist
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 29, 2013 10:06 PM
Want your illusions shattered? Kate Upton dated Buttfumble Sanchez
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 07:47 PM (mCvL4)
I've been eying a Ruger 10-22 with the heavy barrel.
Don't know anything about the S and W or the Savage. I'll poke around.
Thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2013 07:48 PM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:48 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 29, 2013 07:48 PM (sYTYw)
I'm pretty sure now that if they don't see a way to extract money from you the Justice system ignores you.
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 07:49 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:52 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (PkYpQ)
If you have no great need for a daily .22cal rifle these are kinda cool.
http://henryrepeating.com/rifle-survival-ar7.cfm
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (qo244)
I got some 78rpm blues stuff from the 1920's and 30's.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (WvcBR)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 11:48 PM (PkYpQ)
===
http://tinyurl.com/bt6236m
Posted by: jc at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Up With People! at April 29, 2013 07:53 PM (FmFB3)
Posted by: Craig Poe at April 29, 2013 07:54 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 07:54 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2013 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 11:45 PM
No jazz, unfortunately. Never was my cup of tea. Plenty of other stuff from 60's and 70's though. A few 50's things, but not sure what exactly. Have to check the vault. Haven't bothered to look into this buying stuff for a couple of decades.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 07:55 PM (9gNQd)
It is a M-96 Swede...ie Swedish mauser....
scary accurate flat trajectory weapon can shoot broomsticks with it.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:55 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 29, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 07:56 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 29, 2013 07:56 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:56 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2013 07:57 PM (jucos)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 07:57 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 07:57 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 07:57 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 07:59 PM (PkYpQ)
If it makes you feel any better, he missed the elk.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2013 08:00 PM (WvcBR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:01 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:02 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the psycho analyst at April 29, 2013 08:03 PM (U13jb)
Just don't watch the "Better Moose" one, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 29, 2013 08:04 PM (WvcBR)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2013 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 29, 2013 08:04 PM (jucos)
http://tinyurl.com/c6vjwya Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 11:57 PM
A lot of their "active" accounts rarely look at their page anymore. I used to be on a lot, now I check it once a day.
Once you have lefties in your face 24/7 with no self awareness that they're being an asshole, you find other "time sucks" as Ace calls them
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 08:05 PM (mCvL4)
Get that chick with the ball on the basketball court and I could teach her some real moves!
Posted by: Barak Obama at April 29, 2013 08:05 PM (Zf0v/)
I guy I worked with about 15 years ago once got a deer with his motorcycle. He spent a year in recovery before he could work again.
The deer? Well, you could have made a sausage with what was left.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2013 08:05 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 11:55 PM (9gNQd)
If you want an idea of current prices you can use popsike . com
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 08:07 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:08 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:08 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:01 AM (PkYpQ)
===
not advised, but happens.
http://tinyurl.com/c52tneq
Posted by: jc at April 29, 2013 08:09 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:09 PM (Z9EHQ)
The way I see it, you gotta get them before they get you. Peaceful woodland creatures my ass.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2013 08:09 PM (xKC/c)
Rep. Barbara Lee: "Global warming will force more women into prostitution."
“[F]ood insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex..."
Posted by: Icedog at April 29, 2013 08:10 PM (ZolUS)
I look at mine about twice a YEAR and never post anything on it, but it looks different every time due to all the auto-posted shit from other sites I use the FB account as a login convenience tool at.
Of course, all the original FB account creation info is phony as a $3 bill.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 08:10 PM (KLBpk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:10 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 08:11 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:11 PM (PkYpQ)
Yes they are the suicide terrorists of the highways.
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 08:12 PM (qo244)
Best thing about Twitter is that you can actually tell some elitist asshole what you think of them directly. If they get thousands of tweets, they probably won't see it, but you never know
Warning about insulting Charles Johnson directly; the fucker will report you to Twitter as spam even if you're replying to HIS tweet.
Warning about insulting Anamarie Cox; the bitch can actually take a joke
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 08:12 PM (mCvL4)
Tiny DV Cam for $18, including an 8 GB microSD card.
You don't need a $1,500 Google Glass to record your day and piss off AtC.
Posted by: epobirs at April 29, 2013 08:12 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:12 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 08:12 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Paladin at April 29, 2013 08:13 PM (ExWNO)
Posted by: zeera at April 29, 2013 08:14 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:14 PM (PkYpQ)
The cops would notice a shotgun, but I doubt anyone would bother with one .22 shot. But downrange is a problem, so I guess I'm not eating wild turkey this year.
Never have eaten any wild turkey. Sure have drunk a lot of it though.
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 29, 2013 08:15 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 08:15 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:15 PM (HVff2)
I shot a deer in Reno, just to watch him die
Posted by: Johnny Cash at April 29, 2013 08:15 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:16 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at April 29, 2013 08:16 PM (zzeVM)
Rep. Barbara Lee: "Global warming will force more women into prostitution."
“[F]ood insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex..."
Let's not discuss the more immediate impact of TFG's disastrous economic policy. How many unemployed women here in the States have dabbled to make ends meet. You don't see them standing on street corners, but meeting a guy online and then at the hotel bar...?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 08:16 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2013 12:07 AM
Thanks muchly.I miss the vinyl era. Got some CD's, but, they're just not the same. Something's lost in the translation. Not sure what they do with those, but some of the stuff is weird, Some little things are clearer than vinyl, but others are too far back in the mix. Big things, like guitar licks and even solos, other things, etc. Analog rules.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - beware the Jabberwock my friends! at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
kb, you be so good at socking!Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:17 PM (PkYpQ)
Not now that there's craigslist.
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 08:18 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:19 PM (HVff2)
Look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 29, 2013 08:19 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: zeera at April 29, 2013 08:19 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:19 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:20 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:22 PM (PkYpQ)
So the kangaroo punches the deer (or turkey) before it hits your vehicle? Sweeeeet.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2013 08:22 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:23 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2013 08:23 PM (FcR7P)
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Tammy wept?
Posted by: Craig Poe at April 29, 2013 08:24 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:24 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: zeera at April 29, 2013 08:24 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:24 PM (PkYpQ)
CDs sound brittle to me. Very crisp, but lacking a certain depth.>>
Analog aint nearly as quick as digital.
Rolling hills vs cliffs.
Posted by: McGregor at April 29, 2013 08:24 PM (qo244)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:25 PM (Z9EHQ)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_(armoured_personnel_carrier)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2013 08:25 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Boris Badenov at April 29, 2013 08:25 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:25 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2013 08:26 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: mistress payne at April 29, 2013 08:26 PM (mGBy8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
Sorry you have to get a new jersey?
I wonder if at some point a team will figure out they need to just hire him as a fullback.
Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2013 08:26 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:26 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 08:27 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Rex never wanted Tebow because he was making his buttfumbling butt buddy feel insecure, so he let him rot on the bench while Buttfumble sucked up the joint
Ignore the ESPN "experts" who say because no one wanted to trade for him that he'd through in the NFL. Any GM who doesn't run the Jets or Cowboys would be smart enough not to give up a draft pick or take on the contract of someone you know is going to get released
I think Tebow would be a great backup on the Steelers or Bears, or maybe start for the Jags
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 08:29 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:29 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: zeera at April 29, 2013 08:30 PM (3dXwx)
CDs sound brittle to me. Very crisp, but lacking a certain depth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:20 AM
Yeah, I don't understand it entirely, either. CD's sound kinda... sanitized, somehow. It lacks the visceral punch of vinyl. I don't know what it is about balance, maybe its the way they've been remixed and not due to digital, but it sucks. With exceptions that come to mind, due to faulty original mixing.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 08:30 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:31 PM (PkYpQ)
606 Not a-one of you rat bastards has offered me your condolences on the Tebow news today.
i'm sorry he sucks?
don't sweat it, smart money says he's going to chicago
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 08:31 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
How many unemployed women here in the States have dabbled to make ends meet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2013 12:16 AM (lr3d7)
Well honey, it's not dabbling, and in my chic circle we call it sport fucking to the tune of $2500/hour. Unsure? Ask Eliot Spitzer!
Posted by: Ashley Dupre at April 29, 2013 08:31 PM (1lQzY)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 29, 2013 08:32 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:32 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:33 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2013 08:34 PM (H9MGI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2013 08:34 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 08:34 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2013 08:34 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:34 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2013 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:36 PM (Z9EHQ)
kc needs to build up their secondary first
Chicago still needs more tight ends and a decent back up quarterback
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 08:36 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:36 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at April 30, 2013 12:32 AM
Don't know that one. Sounds like a good example. It did happen back in the day. Sometimes the whole thing, not just an instrumnent track or two. Is there a example of the 2 mixes, original and remix, to hear on youtube, or something? Or, would that not do the trick due to youtube and *spit*, digital?
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 08:36 PM (9gNQd)
Don't be a tease, Bign, I could drive to kc for games!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:37 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2013 08:37 PM (H9MGI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 29, 2013 08:39 PM (wznn1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:39 PM (PkYpQ)
Damm kids today. Sex tapes should be made in Amber.
Posted by: Two Prehistoric Bugs Fing at April 29, 2013 08:39 PM (qo244)
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 29, 2013 08:39 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 29, 2013 08:39 PM (wznn1)
strange
there is a little girl standing next to me doing the big eyes thingy.....
I have a feeling this is going to cost alot
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 08:40 PM (RVC6a)
don't sweat it, smart money says he's going to chicago Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2013 12:31 AM
He throws a great long ball, but today's quick hit short pass game demands accuracy. If he improves his mechanics and speeds his release up, he's got all the intangibles for a great QB and he's a strong runner.
Tebow will find another team faster than Buttfumble Sanchez will when the Jets finally dump him, probably the day after Rex the Clueless Dog finally gets fired
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 08:41 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:41 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 08:42 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 08:42 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2013 08:42 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:43 PM (PkYpQ)
===
Y5, take a look at what he actually sez to the dumbshits while they are signing it.
Posted by: jc at April 29, 2013 08:43 PM (PlzOe)
strange
there is a little girl standing next to me doing the big eyes thingy.....
There's no defense for that shit.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 08:43 PM (F/aS6)
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2013 08:43 PM (bR2AR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:44 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 08:44 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 08:45 PM (F/aS6)
Check out SACD or DVD-A. One or the other of these would have taken over as the primary formats for retail sales of audio if the iPod hadn't sidetracked the industry into wretched quality levels. A lot of people have SACD capable equipment, like the early PS3 and some Blu-ray players, without knowing what it is.
The difference is huge, allowing for far greater subtlety in the audio reproduction.
Posted by: epobirs at April 29, 2013 08:45 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 08:45 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:47 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2013 08:47 PM (XwDPQ)
Posted by: Piercello at April 29, 2013 08:47 PM (E/6f0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:48 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:39 AM (PkYpQ)
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yeah, but whoever told him to try to play guitar leads was a probably deaf.
Posted by: jc at April 29, 2013 08:48 PM (PlzOe)
668 There's no defense for that shit.
hmmmmmmmmmm
'what's up junior'
'nothing, just wanted to see what you're doing'
I don't trust her, it's a dry run... she's trying to see if it still works on me
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 08:49 PM (RVC6a)
It's a fun read, sorta all over the place. Name of the book is "Waging Heavy Peace". Here's the link to Amazon: http://is.gd/XUENss
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 29, 2013 08:50 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: jc at April 30, 2013 12:48 AM
1000 times this.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:51 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 08:51 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:52 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 29, 2013 08:52 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:52 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2013 12:51 AM
I thought we were arguing with perpetual 5 year olds who can't find their ass with both hands
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:53 PM (FMbng)
I am gonna mess this up, otho, but I think what it is has something to do with digital not being able to capture the full range of sound. Which makes no sense, so I am not telling it right, but it has something to do with tape.
I think.
I should just shut up, because I am clearly not straight on the facts!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:33 AM
Why cds sound different than vinyl.
http://tinyurl.com/yf6w6h8
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 30, 2013 12:38 AM
Yeah that sounds about right with tape and direct amplification via analog. The article harley links makes it clearer, I think? I did sound stuff before digital became anything other than a novelty. It makes sense. Maybe it's not remixing at all? A good example is "Bitch" and "Honky Tonk Women", by the Stones. In "Bitch", you get a louder Taylor rythm track, which is awesome, but, Richards' key solo is almost not there. It shoukld rip and tear you a new one, but it's just... meh. On "Honky Tonk Women", Richards' ongoing country riffs are fine, but Taylor's lead breaks are fairly inaudible, by comparison to vinyl.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 08:54 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 08:55 PM (TvO05)
684 yep
its on its way
all it needs now is a new paint job and a sd screaming demon and voila...shredder
kid's axe should be here tomorrow or wed
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 08:55 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2013 12:51 AM
I thought we were arguing with perpetual 5 year olds who can't find their ass with both hands
Posted by: Berserker at April 30, 2013 12:53 AM (FMbng)
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It's cruel, but needs to be done --
deprive them of their standing as the one with emotions.
deprive them of their credibility as the one who "cares."
deprive them of their sense that they are fly, hip, cool, groovy, or whatever friggin' word is in vogue at the time.
arguing sense of any kind is a waste of time. hit 'em where they actually hurt.
Posted by: jc at April 29, 2013 08:57 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 08:57 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:57 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 08:59 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 29, 2013 08:59 PM (Vk2pI)
Okay, I don't wanna get banned, so probably not your favorite filthy tricks.
Pelts and jerky, though! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:52 AM
Hmm, I can only offer suggestions for the poor bastard if he's in his 50's. Most of them probably involve safety harnesses, nitroglycerine pills, 5 hour energy drinks and a will. lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:59 PM (FMbng)
Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:47 AM
Glad to be of service. Personally I prefer vinyl but nobody makes a car player for them anymore. Plus they melt in the sun.
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 29, 2013 09:02 PM (+9AX9)
Amazing all the intrigue that goes on, and never to believe a player is coming to your team until management officially denies it
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2013 09:03 PM (mCvL4)
I ought to remind him to bring the Sportshseet, though.Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 09:04 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 09:06 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: It's pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd at April 29, 2013 09:06 PM (HiKk0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 09:07 PM (PkYpQ)
Posted by: Tom In Korea at April 29, 2013 09:08 PM (oJkTX)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 29, 2013 09:08 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 09:09 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 09:11 PM (CAHhA)
?????
I think she's doing fly to the angels
and singing!!!!
that's T's song, she really wants something big
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 09:11 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 09:11 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 29, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)
its on its way
all it needs now is a new paint job and a sd screaming demon and voila...shredder
kid's axe should be here tomorrow or wed
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2013 12:55 AM
Coooool! You like those screaming demon pickups? How do they work in the charvel type guitar? I usually end up putting the duncan distortion in those things for maximum blowtorch. It didn't come with that pos JB did it? Half of my jacksons and my latest charvels came with JBs. They suck soooo bad in those guitars, and for some reason the asshats have been screwing them directly to the body instead of using the bezels. It makes the guitars way too boomy and muddy with any kind of hot pickup, so I usually float them. I noticed a pattern with them though, the weaker pickups seem to sound pretty good body mounted. I have a custom shop soloist that came with a frigging pearly gates in the bridge and it sounds good. Kinda why I'm curious about the screaming demon, it seems to be moderate in power and I know lynch liked them.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 09:13 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 09:13 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 09:13 PM (TvO05)
http://tinyurl.com/c8uagmd
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 09:15 PM (CAHhA)
Posted by: mindful webworker is in bed with alla y'alls at April 29, 2013 09:17 PM (cK3Ih)
cthulu, this ONT thing really is kind of amazing. And hello!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 29, 2013 11:27 PM (PkYpQ)
Howdy, Tammy!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 29, 2013 09:18 PM (tyF2+)
Actually, no, I don't have my records here, just CDs. I'll compare them in August.
I am depending on you to remind me, sir!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 30, 2013 12:57 AM
I'll try to do that. If you haven't heard those tracks on vinyl for awhile, prepare to have your ears rocked. It's not just individual intrument tracks, either. On "You Really Got Me" by the Kinks, the digital version doesn't fuck up the balance, but the whole sound just doesn't have the same punch. The CD version is ok, but the vinyl of that simply jumps off the record and smacks you around the face for 2 minutes. Pure condensed awesomeness.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 09:18 PM (9gNQd)
711 I love them and agree with got to float them
they are better than moderate I think, they are really bluesy with a bite, takes reverb perfectly
my major two influences are warrenD and lynch so they match the style well
the pick-up with it now is a Duncan but i'm not sure which
I was checking out the custom shop on the Jackson website this morning but you have to download something and I was on the iphone
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 09:19 PM (RVC6a)
screw them. If someone wants to get into the whole amendment repealing business I know a lot of people who are going to find my amendment repealing plans very unpalatable. who likes their vote?
My political fantasy is that the GOP grows a set of steel balls and calls for a Constituational Convention. Lay everything out on the table and I guarantee you that the left would go apeshit. They wouldn't be able to hide the crazy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 09:21 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 09:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
OK, I gotta give applause Mitch McConnel for this one:
http://tinyurl.com/c3mygbe[/i]
Even better would have been for McConnel to tweet, "I only drink with men I respect" or "I only drink with honest men". But of course, we all know that would never happen. 
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 29, 2013 09:24 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 09:24 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 09:26 PM (Zd/NW)
720 be careful what you wish for
a c/c is the only way and I mean only way this country can be transformed overnight
do you trust your government that much? I don't
anyway, Ts done with her work and wearing a wife beater and glasses and looks way better than all of you fuckers combined so laters
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 29, 2013 09:27 PM (RVC6a)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 09:30 PM (TvO05)
the pick-up with it now is a Duncan but i'm not sure which
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 30, 2013 01:19 AM (RVC6a)
yeah 2 good influences. I was hanging with lynch for a bit at one of the guitar shows in texas. We were both in this one booth that had a bunch of vintage marshalls. He was standing right next to me and I realised who he was, so I leaned over and said "yeah you just can't have enough of these fucking things huh?" He laughed and we talked a little about amps.
If your guitar has the stock duncan its probably the JB, they must get them by the truckload. Every frigging jackson V or charvel I got in the last 10 years had them. They don't do the guitars any justice. I got one of those primer scream charvels a few months back, the neck pickup is totally worthless. Its a single coil looking stacked coil, but its listed in the duncan tele section. A fucking tele wind in a charvel??? Somebody over there needs there ass removed.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 09:30 PM (FMbng)
And with that, G'night!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2013 09:33 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 09:34 PM (CAHhA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2013 09:35 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Piercello at April 29, 2013 09:36 PM (E/6f0)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 09:40 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2013 09:40 PM (H9MGI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 09:42 PM (CAHhA)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 09:43 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 30, 2013 01:26 AM
That dude knew what he was talking about. Radio sound is serious business.Back then he was the guy who could make a record something special. When you did your production in the studio, you spent as much time as you could afford mixing it specifally to suit radio broadcast. Well, if you wanted it to sell, you did. Sometimes we spent more studio hours on the mixing and mastering for the best compromise between tranny radio small speakers, AM, home speakers and FM, than what we did doing actual takes.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 09:49 PM (9gNQd)
http://youtu.be/kjcBw-d_FUw
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2013 09:51 PM (CAHhA)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 09:51 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 10:12 PM (Zd/NW)
It's not the best cartridge in the world but it's good for running through filters because it's got high output and pretty much doesn't skip unless you have the Marianas Trench running across your vinyl. Also low wear.
Stantons seem to skip and I have dealt with a lot of "ehh" quality surfaces.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 29, 2013 10:51 PM (qyfb5)
Hell, the owner flew me to Miami to visit one of the radio stations there and meet with the engineer and PD there to get ideas on how to make our station sound better. The owner lived in South Florida and said that this station was the best sounding station he had ever heard and wanted his radio stations to sound exactly like it, not programming wise, but from a technical standpoint.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 30, 2013 02:12 AM
Yeah, always suspected radio sound was above my ordinary ability and cloth ears. Production on a single or LP allows you to focus on one thing. Even with a a variety of tracks you only have to worry about. Concentrate on that, finish it and move onto another project later. With radio you've got to do a balancing act between artists, styles, production, mixing, the whole shebang, every 2 to 7 minutes. Engineering skilz required to get it set up for the best compromise.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 11:10 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 29, 2013 11:49 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2013 11:55 PM (9gNQd)
No!. Just fucking NO!
It was bad enough when they came out with fingernail polish for men. No wonder women are having such a hard time finding real men...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 30, 2013 01:10 AM (xa1/W)
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