May 12, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (5-12-2013)
— Maetenloch

Ace of Spades Blog Started the Tea Party Movement?

So says P. Henry Saddleburr:

I know that this or that individual have taken credit for the formation of the Tea Party Movement, but it was Ace of Spades Blog that started the Moron Meetups that actually created the infrastructure that culminated in the Tea Party phenomenon.

I'll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and questionable subject matter, but it's one of the best conservative blogs out there.  And it's damned funny, too boot.

Ace affectionately refers to his readers as 'Ace of Spades Morons' and his politcal allies as the 'Moronosphere'.

Ace used to gather with his Moronosphere in NYC, but not everybody could make the journey, so a commenter proposed regional 'Moron Meetups'.

Commenter Blankminde created the ability for these Moron Meetups to be registered on a national map and soon they blossomed in every city in the country.

...The bottom line is, once Rick Santelli had his rant, it was a call to arms and a dog whistle to the Ace of Spades Morons.  I know that 3 AOS Morons were heavily involved in the creation of the Richmond Tea Party.  I suspect that other Morons were key players in their own Tea Parties across the country.

Thanks, Ace.  Your blog has created life long friends and no, it wasn't Ron Paul or Michelle Bachmann or even Freedom Works who created the Tea Party Movement.  Sure.  They all helped.

But it was AOS Morons who started their movements, city by city, block by block.

It was Ace of Spades Morons.

I don't know - the Tea Party protests seemed to pop up spontaneously and as I recall there wasn't a lot of planning for them going on in the comments. On the other hand I can't think of another conservative blog that has the community that AoSHQ does where commenters regularly meet up in the real world. So who knows maybe the Moron Horde really were a proto-skeleton for the movement.

Oh and your completely random IRS audits will be coming along shortly. Congrats.

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'The IRS: First they Came for the Tea Partiers, Then They Came for the Jews'

Well they usually do get around to the Juice:

The pro-Israel group Z STREET filed a lawsuit against the IRS in 2010, claiming an IRS agent said the organization would come under extra scrutiny because it's "connected to Israel."

In addition, the IRS agent told a Z STREET representative that the applications of some of those Israel-related organizations have been assigned to "a special unit in the D.C. office to determine whether the organization's activities contradict the Administration's public policies."

And John Podhoretz at Commentary describes what it was like being the target of an IRS investigation:

As it happens, I know something about the chilling effect of an IRS investigation into a non-profit's 501 (c)-3 status because in 2009, COMMENTARY (a non-profit) received a letter from the Internal Revenue Service threatening the revocation of the institution's standing as a non-profit due to a claim that on our website we had crossed the line in the 2008 election from analysis to explicit advocacy of the candidacy of John McCain for president. (Non-profits are not permitted to endorse candidates.) The charge was false-all we had done was reprint a speech delivered at a COMMENTARY event by then-Sen. Joseph Lieberman in which he had endorsed McCain.

...Disproving the false charge, which we did eventually in part by literally printing out the 2 million words that had appeared on this site in 2008 and sending them in many boxes to the IRS to show that the words in which Lieberman said he was supporting McCain were essentially a part per million, cost us tens of thousands of dollars and dozens upon dozens of hours of lost work time. The inquiry, which never should have been brought, was closed. But talking to lawyers and strategizing and the like in such a circumstance make the experience an ordeal that leaves you a bit shell-shocked-which is, of course, the point.

This also came out of an Ohio office. Oh and guess what: "Turns out 'low level IRS employees in Cincinnati' was IRS Chief Counsel in 2011."

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Ariel Castro, the Constitution, and Chinese Marriage

Ever since the story of how Ariel Castro (allegedly) held Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight for over a decade came to light, I found there was something creepily familiar about it.  I kept thinking, "I heard of something like this before, but I can't remember where."  It wasn't until I was watching yesterday (Thursday's) O'Reilly Factor that I made the connection.

You see there is a term for what he had with these three girls.  I had learned of it over a decade ago when I was studying Chinese History, although the subject is in fact contemporary.  As in, it is happening right now.

That term?  Slave marriage.

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Also How to Prevent Protests in China.

Judges With a Sense of Humor

Justice doesn't always have to be dry and boring.

The first is an order from a Texas judge regarding a First Amendment dispute over the size of the clothing covering strip club dancers' breasts in San Antonio. The order is here. A news article about it is here. The order has the sort of double entendres you might expect from a Texas judge in a case like this:

An ordinance dealing with semi-nude dancers has once again fallen into the city's lap. The City of San Antonio ("City") wants exotic dancers employed by Plantiffs to wear larger pieces of fabric to cover more of the female breast. Thus, the age old question before the Court, now with constitutional implications, is: Does size matter?

But the part that really makes this post-worthy is the judge's twist on the term "amicus curiae":

Plaintiffs clothe themselves in the First Amendment seeking to provide cover against another alleged naked grab of unconstitutional power.

Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of City government.

While the Court has not received amicus curiae briefs, the Court has been blessed with volunteers known in South Texas as 'curious amigos' to be inspectors general to perform on sight visits at the locations in question.

And then you have Prenda Law (the outfit that goes around suing people for copyright violations for downloading pornographic videos) and the Wrath of Khan.

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Arya Was Fastest-Rising Baby Name in 2012

At least it's not the usual soap opera/trendy/hippy-dippy names.

And so it is with great pride in the parents of America that I tell you "Arya" was the fastest-rising name for girls on the Social Security Administration's 2012 list of baby names released yesterday. As pointed out by CNN this morning, although the far more humdrum Sophia and Emma still top the list of popular girls' names, Arya made a massive leap from #711 in 2011 during the first season of the show to #413 during its second season in 2012. The name's first appearance on the list, which only includes the top thousand names for both boys and girls, occurred in 2010 when it clocked in at #942.

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How Come No Monkeys in North America?

As a kid I loved monkeys and wished we had our own native ones to  play with. They can clearly live here (as the escaped Tampa monkey proves) and there are even monkey fossils in North America - so how come no monkeys now?

Read the article to find out.

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Twinkies Return

And without union 'assistance' or union workers. Great job BCTWGM local.

The bankrupt assets of Hostess Brands, Inc., the company responsible for Twinkies, Ho Ho's, Sno Balls and Ding Dongs, are being put back to work by a buyout firm. What's not being put back to work are the former Hostess unionized employees.

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Unclear on the Concept: Shanna Moakler says Breastfeeding is Incest

I don't even know who she is but I can only assume she's super-hawt-enough to get through life being this dumb.

A quick search on the keywords shanna moakler funbags nekkid confirms this.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [399 comments] 'sven10077@sven10077' [56.01 posts/day]
2 [360 comments] 'Oldsailors Poet  Palin/Bolton 2016'
3 [360 comments] 'soothsayer'
4 [348 comments] 'Vic'
5 [325 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
6 [325 comments] 'BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk'
7 [319 comments] 'willow'
8 [308 comments] 'Mike Hammer'
9 [286 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
10 [265 comments] 'Tobacco Road'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [51 names] 'The Political Hat' [7.16 unique names/day]
2 [45 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
3 [34 names] 'Low Information Voter'
4 [34 names] 'Jack'
5 [31 names] 'The Obsidian Owl'
6 [29 names] 'Truck Monkey'
7 [27 names] 'Romeo13'
8 [26 names] 'Harrison Bergeron'
9 [25 names] 'pep'
10 [24 names] 'kbdabear'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:25 PM | Comments (532)
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1 First like Reimer in net.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 06:27 PM (mGBy8)

2 Third?  And now off to read the content.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 06:28 PM (cnmE6)

3 The IRStapo??

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 12, 2013 06:28 PM (5wHPS)

4 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2202

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2013 06:29 PM (Vk2pI)

5

Great. 

 

Now I'm part of a fringe group.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 06:30 PM (2UiDn)

6 Ace isn't on a fucking cycling trip and growing a pony tail is he?!?

Posted by: RWC at May 12, 2013 06:30 PM (Wl/Ht)

7 Ace of Spades Blog Started the Tea Party Movement? Iyamsumbody!

Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 06:30 PM (QupBk)

8 I guess male orangutan dolls would scare the kids:
http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2008/ahrens_just/reproduction.htm

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (QTHTd)

9 Is Mollie's surname "McGee"?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (mGBy8)

10 King and Messiah are fast-rising names for boys. Sigh.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (QR2k5)

11 4th? Wow best ever.

Posted by: Old Buffalo at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (WV0NL)

12 ...and the Internet needs an Iowahawk Statue somewhere.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (2UiDn)

13 I prefer our "notoriously rowdy" moniker.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (IsF93)

14 Rats

Posted by: Old Buffalo at May 12, 2013 06:31 PM (WV0NL)

15 Arya Nation.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2013 06:32 PM (FcR7P)

16 And all of a sudden italics came to visit.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 06:32 PM (QR2k5)

17 Q: Why does Chuck Norris cry? A: Because ace. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 12, 2013 06:32 PM (MUosW)

18 There have been rumors that men who have purchased books written by AoS morons, such as "My Teachers are Zombies" (available at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CKJ70AW) and "The Best Congress Money Can Buy (available at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CJLRP60) have seen their sexual stamina increase 700%!

This means you can last a whole 35 seconds in bed.  Purchase today!

Posted by: Tom In Korea at May 12, 2013 06:32 PM (oJkTX)

19 I love how basically any introduction of the HQ to the more, shall we say, hmm, staid members of the conservative community contains a warning which is pretty much DANGER!   DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

Sheesh.   People act like we're a bunch of fucking potty mouthed pron addicts or some such.   Sheesh.


Apropos of nothing, isn't it nearly Memorial Day again?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)

20

The Italics are coming!

The Italics are coming!

Posted by: Paul Revere at May 12, 2013 06:33 PM (2UiDn)

21 Italics seems so.. Progressive, you know

Posted by: Old Buffalo at May 12, 2013 06:33 PM (WV0NL)

22 IÂ’ll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and questionable subject matter, but itÂ’s one of the best conservative blogs out there.  And itÂ’s damned funny, too boot.

Put up one Accidental Lesbian Pr0n link and you get changed from a Smart Milblog to an "Adult Blog"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 06:33 PM (mCvL4)

23 It's peanut butter barell time!!

Posted by: RWC at May 12, 2013 06:33 PM (Wl/Ht)

24 The IRStapo?? Posted by: USS Diversity at May 12, 2013 10:28 PM (5wHPS) Pffft! We are snazzier dressers!

Posted by: Gestapo at May 12, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)

25 I've traded e-mails with P.Henry...he was the master-mind behind the "Gas-Roots" movement g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2013 06:34 PM (JMmQ9)

26 nice ont Maet....

congrats/commiserations....

"ever downward"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)

27 Some African monkeys got loose in the Caribbean islands. Seems the pirates kept 'em as pets. Barbados has lots of green monkeys running around, for instance.

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 06:35 PM (QTHTd)

28 Great.   Now we're all in the barrel.


No offense, but I'm shoving you all in front of whatever that gaping maw is over there. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 06:35 PM (Gk3SS)

29 I hate  fucking monkeys.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 06:36 PM (2UiDn)

30 Ace of Spades Blog Started the Tea Party Movement?

After a bear attack, Brian Ross will report "I've just found a kbdabear on the Ace of Spades blog that is responsible for starting the Tea Party ...

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 06:36 PM (mCvL4)

31 Wow, so are we famous? So does this mean I can not get into all the really good places in NYC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:36 PM (jE38p)

32

Maryland cracks down on a woman having sex with her dog and now some bimbo apparently has a problem with incest.

 

Liberals are such prudes outside of the natural act of gay marriage.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 12, 2013 06:36 PM (AC0lD)

33 We're not too fond of it either.

Posted by: monkeys at May 12, 2013 06:36 PM (QupBk)

34

I dig the HQ, and to a lesser degree I dig the Tea Party.  I spend a pretty good chunk of time at the former, and have spent some time at meetings of the latter.

So I think I'm as qualified as anyone else to point out the obvious: AoS HQ did not start the Tea Party.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 12, 2013 06:37 PM (bS6uW)

35

Let's get drunk and be somebody.

 

Congratulations Ace, and thanks to you we're now on some terrorist list in the dark halls of the NSA.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 06:37 PM (+9AX9)

36 So wait, the HQ started the Tea Party, and Tea Party members get audited, sooo that means commentators at the HQ will get audited? Fuck Me Big Daddy. FMBD.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 12, 2013 06:37 PM (wR+pz)

37 19 AlexTheChick,

I take it as a point of pride that we're as dreaded by "our side" as theirs m'lady....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)

38

Congratulations Ace, and thanks to you we're now on some terrorist list in the dark halls of the NSA.

 

 

We're currently reviewing your files.

Posted by: IRS at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (2UiDn)

39 In other news, I had dinner at Chez Bannion last night (I live close to them and he invited me over). Bannion is an excellent cook, Mrs. Bannion is great, and Little Bannion is a joy.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (QR2k5)

40 Simple solution to IRS abuses:  1.  Disband it.  2.  Institute a simple no deductions low flat tax.  Everybody pays a little.

Posted by: Ajax at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (6FGVd)

41 Wow, so did us Morons create the Cybermen too?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (mCvL4)

42

 IÂ’ll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and questionable subject matter, but itÂ’s one of the best conservative blogs out there. And itÂ’s damned funny, too boot. 

 

That's nothing compared to some of the links SOME PEOPLE post.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (+9AX9)

43 Damn, saddle burr is going to get Ace audited

Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (CMlD4)

44 >Fuck Me Big Daddy. FMBD. Wait, don't the Big Daddies in Bioshock have an enormous drill? If that's what you like...

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (JqnAE)

45 When I am that high on the comment list I know it was a slow week at work and I and I was not on Duty at all that week.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:39 PM (jE38p)

46 btw - Happy Mother's Day to all of the Mama'ettes.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 06:40 PM (2UiDn)

47 29 I hate fucking monkeys. They're probably not too fond of you fucking them either.

Posted by: milldrum@gmail.com at May 12, 2013 06:40 PM (48j+X)

48 Leafs-Bruins going to 7 games.  NHL!

What up????

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2013 06:40 PM (fOFYL)

49 Ace isn't on a fucking cycling trip and growing a pony tail is he?!?

Oh, God.

OK.

First, we kill him.  Then we all kill ourselves.

Final Ever Moron Meetup in the IRS Headquarters building.

There Is Some Shit With Which Morons Up With We Shall Not Put.

Posted by: filbert at May 12, 2013 06:40 PM (7vimm)

50 Fox News organized the Tea Party, so... Ace is Rupert Murdoch!

Posted by: MMfA at May 12, 2013 06:41 PM (I88Jc)

51 Arrives to adult blog, stays for salty language.

Posted by: sTevo at May 12, 2013 06:41 PM (VMcEw)

52 Sheesh. People act like we're a bunch of fucking potty mouthed pron addicts or some such. Sheesh. Apropos of nothing, isn't it nearly Memorial Day again? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 10:32 PM (Gk3SS) I am not a fucking potty mouth. I have a shitload of words gangbanging each other in my head just begging to burst forth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

53 Now, Mr Of Spades, this $21,376 deduction for hair removal sessions?

Posted by: the IRS at May 12, 2013 06:41 PM (mGBy8)

54

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:39 PM (QR2k5)

 

Try all you want. 

 

 I still don't believe any of you are real.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 06:41 PM (2UiDn)

55 They're probably not too fond of you fucking them either. Posted by: milldrum@gmail.com at May 12, 2013 10:40 PM (48j+X) Well there was this one I was with after a whole bottle of Tequila........

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:42 PM (jE38p)

56 45 NGU,

yeah and I am sub 400 and still at the bottom of "winning life"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)

57 We're currently reviewing your files. Posted by: IRS Ace is in luck, he has never made a profit.

Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 06:42 PM (QupBk)

58 Other things we started:

The kimono craze of August 1, 2009.
The Foghat nostalgia of June 7, 2008.
And the great longbow comeback.  (Ongoing)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 06:42 PM (7ItWM)

59 Hi, logprof! I'm disappointed that Reimer didn't keep the shutout. He deserved it with his play tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 06:42 PM (mGBy8)

60 Please comply with the AoS audit, you Jew loving patriots who like to drink tea.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 12, 2013 06:43 PM (BVkEs)

61 I am not a fucking potty mouth. I have a shitload of words gangbanging each other in my head just begging to burst forth. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 10:41 PM (GEICT)


Yes.   And I cannot help but notice you felt compelled to share many of them with us this week.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 06:43 PM (Gk3SS)

62 Ace isn't on a fucking cycling trip and growing a pony tail is he?!? I always figured that ace is like some shorter, hairier version of UltraMan ... not that Ultra Man, the other one, you know, the good one ... every so often ace must leave Earth's atmosphere to recharge his battery. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 12, 2013 06:43 PM (19AvL)

63 The bankrupt assets of Hostess Brands, Inc., the company responsible for Twinkies, Ho Ho's, Sno Balls and Ding Dongs, are being put back to work by a buyout firm. What's not being put back to work are the former Hostess unionized employees.

If you like your unionized workforce, you can keep your unionized workforce

Nice bakery you got there. Shame if you didn't like your unionized workforce

Posted by: King Barry, Local #1 at May 12, 2013 06:43 PM (mCvL4)

64 I still don't believe any of you are real. Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 10:41 PM (2UiDn) "I think, therefore I am "

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:43 PM (jE38p)

65 hi all
phew! avoided the top ten again
what's up all, whatcha drinkin

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 06:44 PM (BBWjt)

66

I still don't believe any of you are real.

 

We're just a bunch of Touring computer programs talking to each other.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 06:44 PM (+9AX9)

67 Ace isn't on a fucking cycling trip and growing a pony tail is he?!? As long as there are no buttons for plussies we should all be okay. Keep watching for orange haze ... just in case ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 12, 2013 06:44 PM (+EbFZ)

68 58 circa,

my son joined clan longbow today.....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:44 PM (LRFds)

69 Put up one Accidental Lesbian Pr0n link and you get changed from a Smart Milblog to an "Adult Blog"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 10:33 PM (mCvL4)

That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 12, 2013 06:44 PM (D00cy)

70 McCain Defends Obama Against Impeachment For Benghazi, Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 06:44 PM (8sCoq)

71 Big Daddies in Bioshock I have no fucking clue what "Bioshock" is. A movie? Pron? A strip club. Help me out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 12, 2013 06:45 PM (wR+pz)

72 "I think drink, therefore I am "

Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 06:45 PM (QupBk)

73 my son joined clan longbow today.....

May we only use our power for good.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 06:46 PM (ltdV/)

74 McCain Defends Obama Against Impeachment For Benghazi, Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’ Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 10:44 PM (8sCoq) McCain is such annoying SOB, it is amazing that North Vietnam kept him so long and did not just throw his ass out of the Country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:46 PM (jE38p)

75 McCain Defends Obama Against Impeachment For Benghazi, Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’

In other news, McCain is a fucking Quisling motherfucking . . . er . . . Quisling.

Sorry.  Ran out of invective, there. 

Posted by: filbert at May 12, 2013 06:46 PM (7vimm)

76 70 Jones in CO,

are you fucking kidding me?  Is Juan really that hot for Syria?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)

77 I hate fucking monkeys. Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 10:36 PM (2UiDn) They scratch too much? 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (MBqvE)

78 Yes. And I cannot help but notice you felt compelled to share many of them with us this week. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 10:43 PM (Gk3SS) Indeed. And that count is just from home. I'll bet the work hash isn't that far outside the top10.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

79 Oddly, I was closing out this week's homework for a class I'm taking earlier tonight (yes, I'm still trying to finish my degree, STFU) and there was a question regarding the Tea Party on there.  I made it a point to note that if TP protests were astroturfed, I was still waiting on my check from the Koch Bros.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (cnmE6)

80 "I think drink, therefore I am " Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 10:45 PM (QupBk) Yeah well that also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (jE38p)

81 Bring out the Scandi hate, see where that goes now that AoSHQ is famous. http://tinyurl.com/63zklk8 Towel people!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (wR+pz)

82 Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’

Getting hard to tell if McCain is senile, stupid, or both.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 06:47 PM (ltdV/)

83

Remember, AB wanted the commenters, not the rest of the blog. 

 

AoSHQ is the conservative movement in a nutshell.  We have FiCons, SoCons, Libertarians, PaleoCons, and everyone inbetween.  And even at our worst we are still fundamentally decent people who live our lives and expect to pay our own way in the world. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (lr3d7)

84

"WHAT DOES IT MAT...

 

 

did someone say Lesbian Porn?"

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (2UiDn)

85 "I think drink, therefore I am " Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 10:45 PM (QupBk) Yeah well that also Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 10:47 PM (jE38p) Time to redouble my efforts to invent a new name...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (QR2k5)

86 Sven, this 52 has your name on it. http://is.gd/ZvbqON

Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (QupBk)

87
Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.

Posted by: North American Monkey at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (D00cy)

88 Toilet not towel people

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (wR+pz)

89 Any Rons or Ettes have an idea how I could post a video here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

90 Can we have a "Top 10" for most outrageous commenters?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 06:48 PM (4Mv1T)

91 Crossbows are better. You can hunt with a crossbow if you're handicapped. Which means next time you're out in the woods in the fall, there's a reasonable chance a blind man with a crossbow is listening to your footsteps trying to figure out if you're a deer.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 12, 2013 06:49 PM (+vh1E)

92 That bicycle wheel looks like an overly complicated Rube Goldberg mousetrap. Why not just do at adaptation of this, instead of all those moving parts? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jYcX_D09ig&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at May 12, 2013 06:49 PM (W7Y0R)

93 And even at our worst we are still fundamentally decent people who live our lives and expect to pay our own way in the world. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 12, 2013 10:48 PM (lr3d7) Never been to a moron meet up I see. Actually the moron meet ups are great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:49 PM (jE38p)

94 Any Rons or Ettes have an idea how I could post a video here? First, you'll need an old priest and a young priest.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 12, 2013 06:50 PM (T5zcl)

95 >Jones in CO, are you fucking kidding me? saw it just now on Insty McCain's brain is obviously pickled. he is waay too much into this 'greatest deliberative body' bullshit. He needs to go. I don't give a fuck about his war record or his time as a POW. He clearly thinks being a US SEnator means kissing all the right asses to curry favor. Fuck him.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 06:50 PM (8sCoq)

96 Anyone ever made along bow out of PVC pipe, just because you can?

Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2013 06:50 PM (CMlD4)

97 At this point I'm surprised the North Vietnamese didn't make him a cabinet member.

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (QTHTd)

98 >Actually the moron meet ups are great I don't want to be seen with the kind of people who would deign to be seen with me

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (8sCoq)

99 okay, so speaking of moron meetups, besides the NoVa meetup on June 21, are there any others scheduled?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (BBWjt)

100 86 Toby 928th,

I'm on the nook hd+ I bought wife.... I'll check 'er tomorrow... doing log work.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

101 I hate fucking monkeys. Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 10:36 PM (2UiDn) ---------------------------------------------------------- This is my sad face.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (jucos)

102 32 Maryland cracks down on a woman having sex with her dog and now some bimbo apparently has a problem with incest.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 12, 2013 10:36 PM

Damn nutty people in Maryland

Posted by: State of Florida at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (mCvL4)

103 The best monkey story ever written..... I Like Monkeys The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuntely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2013 06:51 PM (MBqvE)

104 Maybe we should put all prior comments in a canoe and tip it over in the middle of the lake. Just saying.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 06:52 PM (pxDth)

105 NC Moron meetup is possibly gathering steam, or maybe gas. There is a reasonable number if we can get them in one place, @ one time.

6 in the last thread alone, I believe. Hammer, you are west of most of us. The rest within two hours of RTP.

Maybe more lurkers will start to surface and we can put some logistics to it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 06:52 PM (4Mv1T)

106 So 60 Minutes just gave me a little piece of info. If an American worker gets kidnapped in Africa and is very ill, that's important enough to go to the top at the White House to send out a Seal team to rescue her. And that tells me that the calls for help at Benghazi must have gone all the way to the top.

Course, I'm not saying they were sharp enough at 60 Minutes to get that connection.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 12, 2013 06:52 PM (Lqy/e)

107 evening, all

Posted by: qixlqatl at May 12, 2013 06:52 PM (0HWps)

108 Maybe we should put all prior comments in a canoe and tip it over in the middle of the lake. Just saying. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 10:52 PM (pxDth) Is this a new form of "boating accident"?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (QR2k5)

109 Can't stay awake any longer. Off to polish my crossbow, then bed!

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (+vh1E)

110 90 Can we have a "Top 10" for most outrageous commenters?

well, B_l_a_z_e_r has got to be pretty close to #1 on the list, seeing as how we can no longer even spell his name without the comment being rejected

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (BBWjt)

111 I'll check 'er tomorrow... You have 22 Hours, 44 Minutes. It's at $246 and comes with an extra mag, a holster and and, for some reason, a spare firing pin.

Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (QupBk)

112 105 Tobacco Road,

I'll show depending on "when" it's held.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (LRFds)

113 Is this a new form of "boating accident"? Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:53 PM (QR2k5) Say what?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (jE38p)

114 we are still fundamentally decent people
Take that back!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 06:53 PM (mGBy8)

115 I hate fucking monkeys.

It's the tails, isn't it?  I bet they get in the way.


Tere õhtust!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2013 06:54 PM (jGsIV)

116 Maybe we should put all prior comments in a canoe and tip it over in the middle of the lake. Just saying. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 10:52 PM (pxDth) Better do it on Guam. It's tipping over anyway...

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at May 12, 2013 06:54 PM (Vk2pI)

117 Anyone else watching Mad Men

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:54 PM (jE38p)

118 andycanuck, I am not at all a Leafs [sic] fan but I hope for a great Game 7!

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2013 06:55 PM (fOFYL)

119 70 McCain Defends Obama Against Impeachment For Benghazi, Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’ Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 10:44 PM

Now the RINO cover as payment for those juicy TV appearances in the news talkers comes due


Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 06:55 PM (mCvL4)

120 As a kid, I always wanted a monkey. Now, I'll never own any thing that can rip your fricking face off.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 12, 2013 06:55 PM (BVkEs)

121

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2013 10:51 PM (MBqvE)


lol that is fucking hilarious

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 06:55 PM (BBWjt)

122 If an embassy is getting attacked, that's not shit that happens every day, and if it's happening in, oh, the second week of September then that's a big furry deal.

Obviously the news went to Barry.

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 06:55 PM (QTHTd)

123 Bathroom Monkey http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bathroom-monkey/n10599/

Posted by: toby928© at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (QupBk)

124 Okay.... that's it! Audits for you! Audits for the lot of you!

Posted by: The IRS at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (7x9pP)

125 82 Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’

Getting hard to tell if McCain is senile, stupid, or both.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 10:47 PM

Daddy is like way more smarter than me, h8rz!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (mCvL4)

126 40 Simple solution to IRS abuses: 1. Disband it. 2. Institute a simple no deductions low flat tax. Everybody pays a little. Posted by: Ajax at May 12, 2013 10:39 PM (6FGVd) Nope. Consumption tax or none at all.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (52n2x)

127 I hate fucking monkeys.
Once you've had chimp, you'll never go limp!

Posted by: doctor zaius at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (mGBy8)

128 If any have organized a meet-up before, I'd appreciate ideas as to how to connect below the radar if that's even possible.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (4Mv1T)

129 ok time to go coma.....night-o all...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 06:56 PM (LRFds)

130 If we start mating with monkeys will we all de-evolute?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:57 PM (jE38p)

131 okay, so the real reason I ask is, I would like to organize a Kansas City-area meetup, but the last one I tried to organize, it was, umm, "sparsely attended"

so if I try again, will people actually come to it, or not?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 06:57 PM (BBWjt)

132 [i/] Daddy is like way more smarter than me, h8rz!! Posted by: Meghan McCain at May 12, 2013 10:56 PM (mCvL4) We know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

133 McCain is such annoying SOB, it is amazing that North Vietnam kept him so long and did not just throw his ass out of the Country No, this is smart on his part, even if unintentional. We cannot push impeachment, especially on a president everybody believes doesn't give a damn about this or anything else. One of the big lessons of Clinton's term: Don't impeach without a popular groundswell. Let it eat his administration alive. Keep playing it up: More "questions", more awful press conferences, more lying.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 12, 2013 06:57 PM (xSegX)

134 Any Rons or Ettes have an idea how I could post a video here?

First, you'll need an old priest and a young priest. Posted by: Waterhouse at May 12, 2013 10:50 PM (T5zcl)



Then you have to make sure the transmogrifier is properly calibrated.


The less said about what you have to do to the lemurs, the better.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

135 If we start mating with monkeys will we all de-evolute? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 10:57 PM (jE38p) Are we not men? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

Posted by: Jocko Homo at May 12, 2013 06:58 PM (Vk2pI)

136 130 If we start mating with monkeys will we all de-evolute?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 10:57 PM (jE38p)


A little but you also get crazy monkey strength and +5 on face attacks.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 12, 2013 06:58 PM (XkotV)

137 And Sven, so noted. I have done this before at church, and it is a clusterf%$k of monkeys. I am hoping for the best, expecting the worst.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 06:58 PM (4Mv1T)

138 Why yes, since you brought it up, I was audited by the IRS last year, and my name shows up in the comments sections on most of the widely viewed conservative sites, as well as Daily Beast and Washington Post comments. Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Good thing I'm not Jewish, though. Who needs that kind of twofer?

Posted by: troyriser at May 12, 2013 06:58 PM (ptcFO)

139 Anyone else watching Mad Men
PVR-ing it. Will watch later.

And thanks, logprof. It should be a good game.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 06:58 PM (mGBy8)

140

Can we have a "Top 10" for most outrageous commenters?

1.  EOJ
2.  EOJ
3.  EOJ
4.  EOJ
5.  EOJ
6.  EOJ
7.  EOJ
8.  EOJ
9.  EOJ
10.  Alex when she is full ranty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (pldRd)

141 If any have organized a meet-up before, I'd appreciate ideas as to how to connect below the radar if that's even possible. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 10:56 PM (4Mv1T) You check the size of everyone's dicks at the door. All conservatives have large swinging dicks and of course liberals have tenie tiny weenies. As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (jE38p)

142 NoVa Moron meetup June 21st. I encourage all to attend.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (jucos)

143 34 I dig the HQ, and to a lesser degree I dig the Tea Party. I spend a pretty good chunk of time at the former, and have spent some time at meetings of the latter.
So I think I'm as qualified as anyone else to point out the obvious: AoS HQ did not start the Tea Party.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 12, 2013 10:37 PM (bS6uW)

 

Yeah a nice bit of internet folklore and certainly some commenters have had a hand in Tea Party groups around the country but wasn't the start.  And for being an adult blog there is a distinct lack of hot chicks making out with eachother here.  I want my money back.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (LI48c)

144 Tobacco Road, contact Bannion at novadcmoronmeetup at gmail. He's the go-to guy for the June 21 meetup in Alexandria so he can give you advice. P.S. When I say he's an excellent cook, his wife is great, and Little Bannion is a joy, I mean it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (QR2k5)

145 Also a proficiency bonus on poo flinging.

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (QTHTd)

146 Rand Paul: Obama is working with ‘anti-American globalists plot[ting] against our Constitution.’ Throw that red meat, Rand! Story in handle.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 12, 2013 06:59 PM (52n2x)

147

+5 on face attacks.

 

You owe me a keyboard, Maet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2013 07:00 PM (pldRd)

148 Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 10:56 PM (4Mv1T)

First, you need to construct a One Time Pad.  Next, you must employ the services of Sammy the Worm.  Sammy is well known for his adeptness at covertly delivering messages.  Also, don't forget the disappearing ink and decoder rings.  These are readily available by sending two box tops to the ewok that strolls nightly by the Bay Bridge by stuffing them into the left coat pocket of the hobo currently passed out in the alley behind JJ's Pool Hall.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 07:00 PM (cnmE6)

149 First, you'll need an old priest and a young priest. Posted by: Waterhouse at May 12, 2013 10:50 PM (T5zcl) -------------------------- Then you have to make sure the transmogrifier is properly calibrated. The less said about what you have to do to the lemurs, the better. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 10:57 PM (Gk3SS) *sigh* I knew better, and yet I still did it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

150 Off to polish my crossbow, then bed! Posted by: Trimegistus at May 12, 2013 10:53 PM (+vh1E) --------------------------------------------------------- So that's what you kids are calling it nowadays

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 07:01 PM (jucos)

151 McCain Defends Obama Against Impeachment For Benghazi, Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 10:44 PM

Youse knuckleheads need to back off on the IRS thing too!

Fuck you, PAY ME!

Posted by: Chris "Paulie" Christie at May 12, 2013 07:01 PM (mCvL4)

152 >One of the big lessons of Clinton's term: Don't impeach without a popular groundswell. Let it eat his administration alive. I agree. No impeachment. Would rather watch 'death of a thousand cuts' type misery for the JEF. Would rather watch his presidency collapse, him leave office hated and despised.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

153 okay, so the real reason I ask is, I would like to organize a Kansas City-area meetup, but the last one I tried to organize, it was, umm, "sparsely attended"

so if I try again, will people actually come to it, or not?


We gots to know about it first, gollum, gollum . . .

We've had one bottle o'wine already tonight and wants more, gollum, gollum, gollum . . .

(perhaps it's time for filbert to hit the hay . . .)

Posted by: filbert at May 12, 2013 07:01 PM (7vimm)

154 Hope you morons all had a great weekend. Maet good reading tonight, thanks for the interesting ONT thread. Took a break from the real world this weekend it was awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 12, 2013 07:02 PM (HVff2)

155 137 tobacco road,

well not acting like I'm all that, I spare y'all my company when wife's in the dirt b/c my temper's short & when boy is latch keyable I'm going back to contracting.

I want to go to a few while I can.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)

156

You check the size of everyone's dicks at the door. All conservatives have large swinging dicks and of course liberals have tenie tiny weenies. As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious

 

Strap ons?

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 07:03 PM (+9AX9)

157 One of the big lessons of Clinton's term: Don't impeach without a popular groundswell. Let it eat his administration alive. I agree. No impeachment. Would rather watch 'death of a thousand cuts' type misery for the JEF. Would rather watch his presidency collapse, him leave office hated and despised. Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 11:01 PM (8sCoq) Nobody sane is talking about impeachment- regardless of what that cock a manie Senator is saying. But we have to cripple him politically for the next 3 1/2 years so he can NOT continue to ruin America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 07:04 PM (jE38p)

158 As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious

They're the Naturals.

The Libs get the implants.

Duh.

Posted by: filbert at May 12, 2013 07:04 PM (7vimm)

159 Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 11:03 PM (+9AX9)

No, Stompy Boots.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 07:04 PM (cnmE6)

160 142 NoVa Moron meetup June 21st. I encourage all to attend. Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 10:59 PM (jucos) Be there or be silver-dime hoarding jooooo

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 12, 2013 07:05 PM (52n2x)

161 138 Troyriser,

If I get my Enrolled Agent rating I'll do pro-bono work for some IRS political stress toys.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 07:05 PM (LRFds)

162 > But we have to cripple him politically for the next 3 1/2 years so he can NOT continue to ruin America Yes- I wanna see the house of cards come apart

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:05 PM (8sCoq)

163 McCain Defends Obama Against Impeachment For Benghazi, Will ‘Give President Benefit Of The Doubt.’ Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 10:44 PM He always was a statist.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 12, 2013 07:05 PM (52n2x)

164 The is nothing that Teh JEF can do that will get him impeached. Nothing. We just have to hope that we survive the next 3 1/2 years.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 07:06 PM (jucos)

165 36 So wait, the HQ started the Tea Party, and Tea Party members get audited, sooo that means commentators at the HQ will get audited?

------------

Thus, the magic of sock puppets.

Posted by: Totally not anyone with a name anything like "Anachronda" at May 12, 2013 07:06 PM (U82Km)

166 has there ever been a Rocky Mountain Rendezvous (moron meetup) ?

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:06 PM (8sCoq)

167 You check the size of everyone's dicks at the door. All conservatives have large swinging dicks and of course liberals have tenie tiny weenies. As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious Strap ons? Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 11:03 PM (+9AX9) Honey, you should love the 'ettes in all their wonderful variety.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:07 PM (QR2k5)

168 okay drool cup runneth over

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 12, 2013 07:07 PM (LRFds)

169

Honey, you should love the 'ettes in all their wonderful variety. 

I do. I've seen the pictures.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 07:08 PM (+9AX9)

170 51 Arrives to adult blog, stays for salty language.

--------

You know what else is salty? That's right: bacon!

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 12, 2013 07:08 PM (U82Km)

171

I don't think we've ever had a Rocky Mountain Meetup.

 

We should get together for a gopher shoot.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 07:09 PM (2UiDn)

172

Ace started the TEA Party???

 

Funny... I don't remember seeing him in War Paint....

Posted by: Son of Liberty at May 12, 2013 07:09 PM (lZBBB)

173 I'll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and questionable subject matter

I have no idea what the fuck that guy is talking about.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 12, 2013 07:10 PM (hO8IJ)

174
Well, if the Tea Party is about drinking and ass-grabbin, then, yes, the AoS meetups is guilty as charged.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:10 PM (KeJAW)

175 136 130 If we start mating with monkeys will we all de-evolute?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 10:57 PM (jE38p)


A little but you also get crazy monkey strength and +5 on face attacks.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 12, 2013 10:58 PM (XkotV)

 

But you take a -15 to hygiene with the automatic +4 to feces flinging.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 07:10 PM (LI48c)

176
and who's Phenry Saddlebump?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:10 PM (052zE)

177 66 We're just a bunch of Touring computer programs talking to each other.

-------

That's because we like to see the sites.

Posted by: Plausibly Deniably Anachronda at May 12, 2013 07:11 PM (U82Km)

178 Ace started the TEA Party??? Funny... I don't remember seeing him in War Paint.. That was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2013 07:11 PM (FcR7P)

179 I've not been to a Front Range meetup. I think the only time I met some 'rons was when I crashed that afterparty two years ago: http://minx.cc/?post=323652

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 07:12 PM (QTHTd)

180 Posted by: Son of Liberty at May 12, 2013 11:09 PM (lZBBB)

Anyone else just get a mental image of an ewok in blue William Wallace face paint?

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 07:12 PM (cnmE6)

181 As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious

The "little man in the boat" stands taller than a libbie's pride?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2013 07:12 PM (jGsIV)

182 22 Put up one Accidental Lesbian Pr0n link and you get changed from a Smart Milblog to an "Adult Blog"

---------

Well, there was also Naked Testicle Spiderman.

Posted by: Plausibly Deniably Anachronda at May 12, 2013 07:12 PM (U82Km)

183

Note... McCain is not NEUTRAL here... he is defending a Democrat... as... usual...

 

He either brought it up himself, or could easily have said 'no comment'... but he is explictly taking it off the table EARLY... before all the facts are knonw.

 

He needs to go away...

Posted by: Son of Liberty at May 12, 2013 07:13 PM (lZBBB)

184 Fun fact: Yogi Berra turned 88 today.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:13 PM (QR2k5)

185 and apes and monkeys stink

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:13 PM (8sCoq)

186 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2013 07:13 PM (tyF2+)

187 hope tonight's frost doesn't kill my plants

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 07:13 PM (vJdyz)

188 M, McDonalds is hiring.

Posted by: btirk2 at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (c4aAS)

189 >Fun fact: Yogi Berra turned 88 today. I love Yogi-isms When you come to a fork in the road, take it

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)

190
If we start mating with monkeys will we all de-evolute?
















Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (KwX0v)

191

 Fun fact: Yogi Berra turned 88 today.

 

 

Holy Cow!

Posted by: Phil Rizzuto Keychain at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (2UiDn)

192 hope tonight's frost doesn't kill my plants Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 11:13 PM (vJdyz) Cover them!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (QR2k5)

193 178 Ace started the TEA Party???

 

 


Funny... I don't remember seeing him in War Paint..
 

That was Brian Dennehy.    

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2013 11:11 PM (FcR7P)

 

Nah.... I think he played the Ship...  I had a hard time getting all the Dennehy off my Mocasins...

Posted by: Son of Liberty at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (lZBBB)

194 It was the Santelli rant on CNBC that went viral and started the Tea Party movement. Would have happened anyway, but he said what lots of us were thinking.

Posted by: Jeff at May 12, 2013 07:14 PM (MOSsR)

195 "Ace" is actually tricorne-hat girl???

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 07:15 PM (mGBy8)

196 and apes and monkeys stink

All that Axe body spray you're using isn't doing our noses any favors either, buddy.

Posted by: The monkees at the zoo at May 12, 2013 07:15 PM (jGsIV)

197

>>hope tonight's frost doesn't kill my plants

 

 

Cover them up and put some (lidded) buckets of hot water in ther with them.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 07:15 PM (2UiDn)

198 Anyone else just get a mental image of an ewok in blue William Wallace face paint? Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 11:12 PM (cnmE6) More like an ewok with feathers... peacock feathers...

Posted by: Paul Revere's Horse at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (Vk2pI)

199 >>>hope tonight's frost doesn't kill my plants

If they're in pots, drag 'em in.

yea, joke in there. Not intended.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (4Mv1T)

200 WTF happened today? A Mothers Day mass shooting?!?

Posted by: RWC at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (Wl/Ht)

201 So which one of you Morons was this? Man has long running dispute with neighbors. He snaps and bulldozes 4 houses, a truck and an electrical pole. Knocking out power to several hundred people. http://tinyurl.com/d5dj3ax

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

202 *sigh*


I knew better, and yet I still did it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 11:00 PM (GEICT)





I think neatly sums up my response:


http://youtu.be/j3mjx0hNCz8

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (Gk3SS)

203

Fun fact: Yogi Berra turned 88 today.

 

I always liked his "You can observe a lot just by looking."

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (+9AX9)

204 Cover them!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 11:14 PM (QR2k5)


spent an hour covering everything and brought what I can inside. Wrapping new tree sapplinga in blankets wasn't fun

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (vJdyz)

205
Yes, but who kilt the Tea Party; that's what I'd like to know?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:16 PM (LVtr+)

206 >>>Cover them up and put some (lidded) buckets of hot water in ther with them. Posted by: garrett

That is a great idea. In this neck of the woods we usually worry about azaleas blooming too early at the Masters, but we DO have cold snaps.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

207 96 Anyone ever made along bow out of PVC pipe, just because you can?

----------

No, but I hear rumors of folks working on 3D printing one.

Posted by: Plausibly Deniably Anachronda at May 12, 2013 07:18 PM (U82Km)

208 spent an hour covering everything and brought what I can inside. Wrapping new tree sapplinga in blankets wasn't fun Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 11:16 PM (vJdyz) My apologies for the judgment when you were already working to deal with it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:18 PM (QR2k5)

209 WTF happened today? A Mothers Day mass shooting?!?

Yeah.

Happy F'ing Mother's Day.

Any more discussion before passing mandatory Must-Carry for all able-bodied adult citizens in the United States?

Posted by: filbert at May 12, 2013 07:19 PM (7vimm)

210 Happy Mother's Day to all the Moron Moms !!!! And YAY NON UNION TWINKIES !!!!! God Is Good !!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 12, 2013 07:19 PM (dDh3a)

211 199 WTF happened today? A Mothers Day mass shooting?!? Yep, in New Orleans at a parade. Thankfully, nobody was killed (that I know of), but a 10-year old was hit. What the hell is wrong with people today?!

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2013 07:20 PM (JqnAE)

212 My friends, there is nothing to fear from an Imperial Obama Ascendancy.

Posted by: John McCain at May 12, 2013 07:20 PM (52n2x)

213

It's a good idea to get some black 5 gal buckets w/lids and do this all spring long.  They'll heat up in the sun at day and moderate cool temps at night. 

Also good for making compost teas.

 

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 07:20 PM (2UiDn)

214 Looks like yoot on yoot. There must be a LAW!!

Posted by: RWC at May 12, 2013 07:20 PM (Wl/Ht)

215 206 96 Anyone ever made along bow out of PVC pipe, just because you can? Don't need PVC pipe, only a paper clip and a rubber band.

Posted by: Gizmo at May 12, 2013 07:20 PM (JqnAE)

216 Man has long running dispute with neighbors. He snaps and bulldozes 4 houses, a truck and an electrical pole. Knocking out power to several hundred people.
http://tinyurl.com/d5dj3ax
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 11:16 PM (GEICT)

That National Bulldozer Association has blood on its hands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2013 07:21 PM (D00cy)

217 Rated D for Dat Ass

http://tinyurl.com/cfbgpa6

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 07:21 PM (vJdyz)

218 New Orleans. It's always been a little... off.

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 07:21 PM (QTHTd)

Posted by: MOGWAI at May 12, 2013 07:22 PM (2UiDn)

220 60 murders this year: http://www.wwltv.com/news/crime/map-of-murders

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 12, 2013 07:22 PM (QTHTd)

221 "I hate fucking monkeys."

Posted by: garrett

 

 

Wrap them tighter with duct tape.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 12, 2013 07:22 PM (32Scy)

222 I went to the Denver meetup back in the day. Good time.

Posted by: WalkerPug Doesn't Miss Cactus Jacks at May 12, 2013 07:23 PM (J/5jZ)

223 TB3K in action. *BOOM*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)

224 >I went to the Denver meetup back in the day. Good time. how long ago was that

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:25 PM (8sCoq)

225

 BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 11:16

 

Nope. This was me.

 

http://tinyurl.com/d879vxr

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 07:26 PM (+9AX9)

226 Can you knit tiny little sweaters for your plants real quick-like?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 07:28 PM (jwmhn)

227 Mr. Muldoon- I'll have whatever you're havin'

Guessing it ain't just spirits

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

228 What the hell is wrong with people today?!

It's a quick and easy way to get famous.

The more the media glamorizes these people the more there will be.  I'm expecting another bombing within the month.

Posted by: Tom In Korea at May 12, 2013 07:29 PM (oJkTX)

229 I'll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and questionable subject matter

So am I, now that you mention it.

Posted by: Phinn at May 12, 2013 07:29 PM (oFH2D)

230 200 So which one of you Morons was this? Sorry, I thought I saw Rachel Corrie (not an official moron, yet)

Posted by: qixlqatl at May 12, 2013 07:30 PM (0HWps)

231 Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 11:26 PM (+9AX9)

Years ago, and several years after that happened, I had a split drill at the armory the tank was swiped from and met the NCO that was working that day.  He said he was literally caught with his pants down taking a huge dump when he heard the tank fire up.  By the time he got to the motor pool, dude was gone.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 07:30 PM (cnmE6)

232 Can you knit tiny little sweaters for your plants real quick-like? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 11:28 PM (jwmhn) Sure, but draping a cloth over them is much, much faster.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:30 PM (QR2k5)

233 Mr. Muldoon- I'll have whatever you're havin' Guessing it ain't just spirits Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 11:29 PM (4Mv1T) ***** Oddly enough I am drinking Diet Coke. Maybe I'm just high on life.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 07:31 PM (jwmhn)

234 223 >I went to the Denver meetup back in the day. Good time. how long ago was that Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 11:25 PM (8sCoq) About 4 years ago. It was at a bar off I70. Don't know the name but the place had a big volley ball court.

Posted by: WalkerPug Doesn't Miss Cactus Jacks at May 12, 2013 07:32 PM (zAcMD)

235

Oh and your completely random IRS audits will be coming along shortly. Congrats

 

 

THEY GONNA PUT ALL US BACK 'N CHAINS!!!ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by: Slo-Jo-Mo-ron at May 12, 2013 07:32 PM (PLOz8)

236 >>>Oddly enough I am drinking Diet Coke.

I'm game. Must be the caffeine.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:33 PM (4Mv1T)

237 Great. So this means that I'm volunteering for an audit by reading/posting here? FML

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at May 12, 2013 07:33 PM (P5HM+)

238 How sweet.    Drudge honoring Mother's Day by putting a pic of Hillary's mom (grandmother?) front and center.

Posted by: Icedog at May 12, 2013 07:33 PM (ZM9OS)

239 WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS "THEY GONNA PUT US ALL BACK IN PANTS!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Slo-Jo-Mo-ron at May 12, 2013 07:33 PM (PLOz8)

240
As a kid, I always wanted a monkey.

Yeah, that's normal.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:33 PM (1WM2H)

241 Wait a minute...  not in the Top Ten.

There is hope yet!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 12, 2013 07:34 PM (hoZ8v)

242 Sure, but draping a cloth over them is much, much faster. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 11:30 PM (QR2k5) ***** Are you sure that isn't damaging to their self-esteem?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 07:34 PM (ERpF2)

Posted by: Icedog at May 12, 2013 07:34 PM (3qKP/)

244 OK, so I'm watching the Detroit-Anaheim game and there was an ad for Bud Light Lime-a-Rita. This disturbs me greatly.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:35 PM (QR2k5)

245
As a kid, I always wanted a monkey.

Yeah, that's normal.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:35 PM (LVtr+)

246 AP- Funny how we don't want to see ourselves there, then wonder why we weren't. Me, too.




Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:35 PM (4Mv1T)

247

"You check the size of everyone's dicks at the door. All conservatives have large swinging dicks and of course liberals have tenie tiny weenies. As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious

Strap ons?

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 11:03 PM (+9AX9)


Honey, you should love the 'ettes in all their wonderful variety." 

 

 

We did use to have our own resident tranny, Joan.  I wonder what happened to her.

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 07:36 PM (PLOz8)

248 238 WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS "THEY GONNA PUT US ALL BACK IN PANTS!!ELEVENTY!!    

Posted by: Slo-Jo-Mo-ron at May 12, 2013 11:33 PM (PLOz

 

 

They can put pants back on me when they pry my cold dead hand off my....

Posted by: Son of Liberty at May 12, 2013 07:36 PM (lZBBB)

249 Did someone say "cybermen?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM6KL6QSQk

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at May 12, 2013 07:36 PM (P5HM+)

250 McCain was, is, and will always be an asshole.

The fact that that cocksucker didn't go down in the S&L corruption scandal is a real bitch.




Posted by: Kreplach at May 12, 2013 07:37 PM (zOP5o)

251

"UPDATE: 19 shot at Mother's Day Parade in New Orleans..."

 

 

I'm sure it's because we don't have an assault weapons or high capacity magazine ban.  Oh, and background checks.  We need more background checks...

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 07:37 PM (PLOz8)

252 well, Joan was chased off after a while, as I recall

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 07:38 PM (BBWjt)

253 Honey, you should love the 'ettes in all their wonderful variety."


We did use to have our own resident tranny, Joan. I wonder what happened to her.

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 11:36 PM (PLOz

 

I don't know but I do know that he suffered from the same problem many gay guys do.  Not being able to shut up about it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 07:38 PM (LI48c)

254

How sweet. Drudge honoring Mother's Day by putting a pic of Hillary's mom (grandmother?) front and center.

 

 

Sean Smith's mother wished Hillary a "Happy Mother's Day" too. 

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 07:38 PM (PLOz8)

255 Alright Horde, here's what I was working on last night. First draft, first ever attempt at something like this, VERY ROUGH and not close to a finish product.... http://youtu.be/Ihx5EJtFRA0

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

256 Saw some lib-tards on Twitter snark about "what will the NRA say now?" after hearing about the shooting in NO. It's very sad to have that 24/7 political animal mentality.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2013 07:39 PM (JqnAE)

257 We did use to have our own resident tranny, Joan. I wonder what happened to her.

 

 

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 11:36 PM (PLOz

 

 

Threw a Toga Party at the Enlisted Club, Wahiawa Hi (NavCamsEastPac) back in the mid 80's.... to raise money for Navy Relief of course...

 

Command got involved and told us we had to have people at the door, checking to make sure people had somthing on UNDER the Togas...

 

So we raffled it off as a 'Door Prize'... Woman to check the guys, Guy to check the Women... all in the name of 'equal opportunity' of course...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2013 07:40 PM (lZBBB)

258 Please be kind...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 07:40 PM (GEICT)

259 Watching hockey (what else is new?). There's a player with the Anaheim Ducks with the last name of Lovejoy. He must endure a lot of teasing.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:40 PM (QR2k5)

260
maybe we should ask AAA what they have to say for their organization after a drunk gets behind the wheel and kills somebody.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 12, 2013 07:41 PM (FC8Yl)

261 3-1 Detroit

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:42 PM (QR2k5)

262 Did someone say "cybermen?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWM6KL6QSQk Posted by: Chicagorefugee at May 12, 2013 11:36 PM (P5HM+) I'll see you and raise you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TAFRrvRPWo

Posted by: The Political Hat and Relative Dimensions in Space at May 12, 2013 07:42 PM (Vk2pI)

263

"You check the size of everyone's dicks at the door. All conservatives have large swinging dicks and of course liberals have tenie tiny weenies. As for the Moronettes, well it's obvious

Strap ons?

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 11:03 PM (+9AX9)

 

Threw a Toga Party at the Enlisted Club, Wahiawa Hi (NavCamsEastPac) back in the mid 80's.... to raise money for Navy Relief of course...



Command got involved and told us we had to have people at the door, checking to make sure people had somthing on UNDER the Togas...


So we raffled it off as a 'Door Prize'... Woman to check the guys, Guy to check the Women... all in the name of 'equal opportunity' of course...

 

 

Wow.... serious cut and paste error.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2013 07:42 PM (lZBBB)

264 Well, guess I can't kill the thread now, it's on O2.

Spending all tomorrow morning with a great friend who I worked with for ten years, so his wife can get out some. Has a great family. Was very successful in business. Bald headed Jewish guy from LA who moved here to NC. We played bluegrass banjo together.

Weird, isn't it?

He's dying a slow death of MSA. Think, Lou Gehrig's,  ALS.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:43 PM (4Mv1T)

265 http://youtu.be/Ihx5EJtFRA0 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT) Nice!

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2013 07:43 PM (Vk2pI)

266 okay, going to check out neverwinter a little bit more
see y'all later

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 07:44 PM (BBWjt)

267 in re: Shanna Moakler (sorry, it's old but I just saw it) Yes, she's fap-worthy. She did some magazine pron a decade+ ago; most noted for going prudish on Carrie Prejean (sp?) a couple of years ago. RSM (http://theothermccain.com/) was all over it at the time

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2013 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

268 There is a singer named Ayria that I like. IIRC she's a bit of a moonbat, but there you are (sigh). For anyone who made it here from the gaming thread, I didn't die, the blood tests were negative, they still have no idea what happened. Yay. But, at least not more heart failure (can be detected chemically).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 07:45 PM (qyfb5)

269

I have no idea who shanna moakler is (name sounds familiar, maybe in Playboy) but clicked the link (goes to tmz . com) where I learned nothing, but I noticed an item a bit further down -- celebrities we lost respect for in 2012. Some site called "madame noire dot etc")... and coming in at number 12?

"I can’t respect a black person silly enough to vote for Mitt Romney. I can’t respect a woman silly enough to vote for Mitt Romney. Stacey Dash is both of those. ‘Nuff said."

Remember this the next time some lib asks why there are so few black republicans.

by the way, Dash is still really hot.

Posted by: mallfly at May 12, 2013 07:45 PM (jDjlM)

270 Later gators. Don't forget to hug a mother today, ya mother huggers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 12, 2013 07:45 PM (3H88H)

271 Hey Mero if you still want to give that Marvel Heroes a shot, the beta is open until tomorrow 10am PDT

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 07:46 PM (LI48c)

272 Had the most wonderful Mothers Day. Daughter the younger, on her way to deployment and stuck right now in Norfolk (flight delay) send me the biggest, chocolate covered and sprinkled with little red and pink heart strawberries I have ever seen and a big bouquet of balloons. Daughter the elder, who is stationed in Germany send me a bouquet of chocolate covered fruits. Son, living in Monterey is a bit delayed, because the book he ordered for me is just now on its way. I love my kids. And Edible Arrangements is a great company

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 12, 2013 07:46 PM (RLdcX)

273 tobacco road, wow, that sounds very sad

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 07:47 PM (BBWjt)

274

behavioral specialist  for Harford County Public Schools has been indicted  for having  “sexual intercourse with a dog"

 

For those  of you  keeping track at home, that's two beastiality arrests in two days for Baltimore.

 

According to court records and  photographic evidence,  a grand jury indicted Stephanie Mikles with “unnatural or perverted sexual practice.”

 

Why are they  calling it "unnatural"?  What if she was born that way?  ...and why label it   "perverted"?  Keep your  religion  and prudish  morality out of  our law books!  Argghhhh, eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Icedog at May 12, 2013 07:47 PM (ZolUS)

275 And the thread lives. Who knew.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:47 PM (4Mv1T)

276 and I sent my mom a check, because that's what she wanted for mother's day
is that wrong?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 07:48 PM (BBWjt)

277 Maet, For the most part a great ONT as usual, but one huge mistake. There are ape like creatures in North America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HOduoP3yfVM&feature=fvwp

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 12, 2013 07:48 PM (BXLPR)

278 Ma Bell, that's wonderful! And happy Mothers Day (with 11 minutes left).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:49 PM (QR2k5)

279 @271  Didn't mean to drop a bomb on the thread. You know when there are those 2-3 minute silences when you think everyone has left, and you can type and no one is "listening".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 07:49 PM (4Mv1T)

280 269 Hey Mero if you still want to give that Marvel Heroes a shot, the beta is open until tomorrow 10am PDT Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 11:46 PM (LI48c) Deleted it. No time for people who can't get their act together. More important things to do now anyway, like deciding whether to try to sleep through the night or stay up a few hours then sleep through. Had a phone call wake me up a half hour ago, but still, it's nice to be *able* to sleep, even for an hour or two.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 07:49 PM (qyfb5)

281 Happy Mother's Day!


http://youtu.be/kZDYa_fh1NI

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2013 07:49 PM (fOFYL)

282 273 And the thread lives. Who knew. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 11:47 PM (4Mv1T) Ten kilovolts across the nipples works wonders.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 07:51 PM (qyfb5)

283 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 11:49 PM (QR2k5) It's still 3 hours and eleven minutes here and I am munching on healthy fruit covered in dark chocolate and drinking beer. It's called food of the gods

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 12, 2013 07:51 PM (RLdcX)

284 I was just looking at the article about the parade shooting in New Orleans and noticed that Ronal Serpas is in charge down there now.  He was chief in Nashville when I lived up there.  N.O. is screwed.  At least, drivers in N.O. are screwed.  The criminals, not so much...he puts a premium on revenue generation via traffic tickets.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 07:51 PM (cnmE6)

285 "I can’t respect a black person silly enough to vote for Mitt Romney. I can’t respect a woman silly enough to vote for Mitt Romney. Stacey Dash is both of those. ‘Nuff said."
Remember this the next time some lib asks why there are so few black republicans.
by the way, Dash is still really hot.

Posted by: mallfly at May 12, 2013 11:45 PM (jDjlM)


--If one were to go by the perceptions of Blacks perpetuated by MTV and talk shows, it's a wonder anyone could respect a black person regardless of for whom he votes.

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2013 07:52 PM (fOFYL)

286 It's still 3 hours and eleven minutes here and I am munching on healthy fruit covered in dark chocolate and drinking beer. It's called food of the gods Posted by: Ma Bell at May 12, 2013 11:51 PM (RLdcX) *Hands over more dark chocolate*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:52 PM (QR2k5)

287 "Mother's Day" so predjucied against gay male partners and husbands and people who grow up outside of your heteronormative oppressive values! "Mother's Day" relegates womyn into just baby-making facotories!!1! To protest this I got pregnant (by a non-white man - take that you oppressors), just so that I could have a beautiful abortion and assert my independence by making Daddy's insurance pay for it!!1!

Posted by: Gender Science Graduate Student at May 12, 2013 07:53 PM (Vk2pI)

288

Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at May 12, 2013 11:45 PM

 

GREAT!

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 07:53 PM (+9AX9)

289 191 hope tonight's frost doesn't kill my plants

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 11:13 PM

Can't tell you if you'll get frost tonight, but we know that global warming will fry your plants unless you embrace socialism

Posted by: The Weather Channel at May 12, 2013 07:54 PM (mCvL4)

290 GREAT! Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 11:53 PM (+9AX9) You like Ayria, too?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 07:55 PM (qyfb5)

291 hope tonight's frost doesn't kill my plants I'm guessing you don't want to hear about how it's still 85 out here at Gushie's farmland menagerie at almost 9pm.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2013 07:55 PM (qRtRF)

292

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT

 

 

Nice work getting some of the world's biggest and most dangerous bullies in there:  Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, the Nuge, Rand Paul, Mark Levine...

 

Seriously, good job.  Although, you could have posted a warning that Pelosi, Boxer and Di Fi's ugly mugs would be there.  Geez, I don't think I'll sleep a wink after Di Fi's hideous visage popped up on my screen.  Thanks a lot.

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 07:55 PM (PLOz8)

293 Milestone!

"My Teachers are Zombies" scored its first review! 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CKJ70AW

Posted by: Tom In Korea at May 12, 2013 07:55 PM (oJkTX)

294 No monkeys in North America = no Ebola

Posted by: Shibumi at May 12, 2013 07:56 PM (z63Tr)

295

Posted by: Gender Science Graduate Student at May 12, 2013 11:53 PM (Vk2pI)

 

Your mother wouldn't happen to be named Mary and reside in  Brattleboro?  

Posted by: Icedog at May 12, 2013 07:56 PM (ZM9OS)

296 >As a kid, I always wanted a monkey. I wanted an army tank.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

297 Alright, I'm out folks. Night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 12, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)

298 Frobes highlighted a study backing up the impression that many scientists are skeptical of CAGW, just not actually asked about it: http://preview.tinyurl.com/amfwwzq

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 07:57 PM (qyfb5)

299 Johnny Mac REALLY needs to retire and "Spend More Time With The Family".
"Benefit of the doubt"?
What doubt, you fuckin' douchbag?
He lied! Rice lied! Carney lied! Every frickin' body in the Obama admin lied!
There is no doubt.
These assholes are startin' to chap my hide...

Posted by: ChrisP at May 12, 2013 07:57 PM (ND2OA)

300 3-1 Detroit at the end of the 2nd period, game 7.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 07:58 PM (QR2k5)

301 Heh. Frobes / Forbes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 07:58 PM (qyfb5)

302 I think I have this figured out now. I know why Barbie couldn't get pregnant. Ken comes in another box!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 07:58 PM (jucos)

303 291 Milestone!

"My Teachers are Zombies" scored its first review!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CKJ70AW

Posted by: Tom In Korea at May 12, 2013 11:55 PM (oJkTX)

 

You need to take a page from OSP and start whoring that in your signature.  "Author of My Teachers are Zombies available on Amazon."

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 07:58 PM (LI48c)

304

and I sent my mom a check, because that's what she wanted for mother's day
is that wrong?

 

No, money is never wrong.  Instead of you wasting postage sending something that she doesn't want or need, she can go out and buy what she really does want or need.  I sent my mom a gift card for the same reason.  My mom is at the age where I don't want to be buying her more "stuff" that's going to clutter up her house.  We need her to de-bulk and think of moving into something smaller.  She is still living in the big house we grew up in.  There were 4 kids at the time and my parents, now she is the only one still there.

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 07:59 PM (PLOz8)

305 OK, I'm out an hour later than planned, this "responsible adult" shit is harder than it looks tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2013 08:00 PM (JMmQ9)

306

Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at May 12, 2013 11:55 PM

 

It was in reference to your tests. I have no idea who Ayria is.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 12, 2013 08:00 PM (+9AX9)

307 AoS started the Tea Party? Suuuuuure!!!! And 3 kids in the woods rubbing sticks together started the Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Marc Alberts at May 12, 2013 08:01 PM (5ujLp)

308 Well, I bid you all good night, my fellow future IRS auditees!

Posted by: runningrn at May 12, 2013 08:01 PM (PLOz8)

309 You need to take a page from OSP and start whoring that in your signature. "Author of My Teachers are Zombies available on Amazon."

Oh, that's just too brilliant for me... I can't actually put an amazon link in the URL slot.  Thanks for the idea though!

Posted by: Tom In Korea at May 12, 2013 08:01 PM (oJkTX)

310 Immutable Law of TV and Politics

If there were 10 "progressive" networks set aside and 10 "conservative" network set aside, inside of a week the leftists would be threatening boycotts of advertisers on conservative network

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 08:01 PM (mCvL4)

311 I'm sorry I screwed up my "linked list of Obama Administration Crimes" project for this weekend. Maybe maybe I'll work on it tomorrow. Kind of annoyed that someone has to do that, given the amount of crap you would think someone had already centralized it. The Big List that stopped being maintained in 2011 was too ambitious and covered like every little gaffe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:02 PM (qyfb5)

312 It was in reference to your tests. I have no idea who Ayria is. Posted by: harleycowboy at May 13, 2013 12:00 AM (+9AX9) I know, just teasing. Thanks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:03 PM (qyfb5)

313 > I think I have this figured out now. I know why Barbie couldn't get pregnant. Ken comes in another box! also, Barbie only comes with GI Joe

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 08:05 PM (8sCoq)

314 297 Johnny Mac REALLY needs to retire and "Spend More Time With The Family". "Benefit of the doubt"? What doubt, you fuckin' douchbag? He lied! Rice lied! Carney lied! Every frickin' body in the Obama admin lied! There is no doubt. These assholes are startin' to chap my hide... Posted by: ChrisP at May 12, 2013 11:57 PM (ND2OA) Have you met my daughter Megan? If so, now you know why I don't want to spend more time with my family. Hell, my whole life I have felt more comfortable being the guests of anti-American governments.

Posted by: John McCain-D-AZ at May 12, 2013 08:05 PM (BXLPR)

315 Re number 58 - "Foghat nostalgia..." Goddam that was funny

Posted by: Minutemen without Hats at May 12, 2013 08:07 PM (CB4QO)

316 How far can user names actually stretch?

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of "My Teachers are Zombies" buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 12, 2013 08:10 PM (oJkTX)

317 I don't know about AoS starting the TEA Party, but it makes a great urban legend.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:11 PM (qyfb5)

318 312 > I think I have this figured out now. I know why Barbie couldn't get pregnant. Ken comes in another box! also, Barbie only comes with GI Joe Posted by: Jones in CO at May 13, 2013 12:05 AM (8sCoq) Ken never came in any box because he won't come out of the closet. It really is gross in there.

Posted by: Skipper at May 12, 2013 08:12 PM (BXLPR)

Posted by: cm9000 at May 12, 2013 08:12 PM (vfB2N)

320 I thought AoS invented liquid paper......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 08:12 PM (jucos)

321 I'm done. Good night all! Meanwhile, a helicopter is circling over me...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, 'ette at May 12, 2013 08:14 PM (QR2k5)

322 319 I thought AoS invented liquid paper...... Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 13, 2013 12:12 AM (jucos) Internet Facts about Ace of Spades? Invented the anti-missile laser because war just wasn't awesome enough without it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:14 PM (qyfb5)

323 Someday, AoS's true role in Watergate will be revealed

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 12, 2013 08:15 PM (8sCoq)

324 314 Re number 58 -

"Foghat nostalgia..."

Goddam that was funny

Posted by: Minutemen without Hats at May 13, 2013 12:07 AM (CB4QO)



Hey, Foghat had talent!



Er....



Foghat had deep, meaningful....



Er....



Wasn't it more like *half* of June 7, 2008??



[Full disclosure, I actually like a bit of Foghat here and there, with Lonesome Dave and the boys. But, yeah, it has to be taken with a grain of salt.]

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2013 08:15 PM (tyF2+)

325 Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 13, 2013 12:12 AM (jucos)

I heard it was Post-it Notes.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2013 08:16 PM (cnmE6)

326 I miss the days when this was a smart military blog.  I also miss talk of the OODA Loop during the '08 election cycle, but I guess anyone can get nostalgic over stupid things.  Such as Foghat.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of at May 12, 2013 08:16 PM (oJkTX)

327 319 I thought AoS invented liquid paper...... Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 13, 2013 12:12 AM

What Ace does with his Penthouse magazines is none of our business

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 08:16 PM (mCvL4)

328 Invented liquid post-it notes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:17 PM (qyfb5)

329 I also miss talk of the OODA Loop during the '08 election cycle

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of at May 13, 2013 12:16 AM (oJkTX)



fuck was that hilarious, Ace believed it so hard

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:17 PM (vJdyz)

330 326 I miss the days when this was a smart military blog. I also miss talk of the OODA Loop during the '08 election cycle, but I guess anyone can get nostalgic over stupid things. Such as Foghat.
Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of at May 13, 2013 12:16 AM

Don't go all Paul Anka on us now ...

Posted by: AoSHQ 1.0 at May 12, 2013 08:18 PM (mCvL4)

331 Re 324 Foghat rocked...back when they rocked... That's enough

Posted by: Minutemen without Hats at May 12, 2013 08:19 PM (CB4QO)

332 330 I also miss talk of the OODA Loop during the '08
election cycle


Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of at May 13, 2013 12:16 AM (oJkTX)


fuck was that hilarious, Ace believed it so hard

Posted by: The Dude at May 13, 2013 12:17 AM (vJdyz)


--LMAO, I recall that Palin commentary.


No point using sophisticated analogies like OODA when LIV's are too stupid to get to the first letter of the4 acronym.

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2013 08:20 PM (fOFYL)

333 Aw geeze. I've fallen back into the muck pile. I gotta start avoiding this place.

Anyhow..., there were monkeys that turned up in the swamps around Savannah, escapees from the monkey farm there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 08:20 PM (aDwsi)

334 Anyhow..., there were monkeys that turned up in the swamps around Savannah, escapees from the monkey farm there. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 13, 2013 12:20 AM (aDwsi) ----------------------------------------------------- Really? Do they grow on trees or are they planted in the ground?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 08:22 PM (jucos)

335 any neverwinter players here?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:22 PM (BBWjt)

336

So where the hell is ol' Dances-with-Ewoks anyways?

Will the new Tea Party reality show be called "Horders"?

Posted by: dissent555 at May 12, 2013 08:22 PM (yR6A1)

337 Maybe the Native Americans ate all the monkeys.

Did I ever give you my brass monkey recipe?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 12, 2013 08:24 PM (IDypm)

338 Well, Mr. Hat, I know when I'm outclassed. Fold. *leaves table with dignity, but without wallet*

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at May 12, 2013 08:25 PM (P5HM+)

339 Where the fuck are the monkeys?

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson said at May 13, 2013 12:23 AM (ZOGUz)


dead, they died in the early 70's

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:26 PM (vJdyz)

340 What's up Rons. Missed you all and am trying to get back into the fray of commenting. Glad to see Twinkies rising like a Phoenix. The monkey scares me.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:27 PM (0SmH0)

341 I bet it really frosts Malor's balls that someone said the HQ is responsible for the TEA Party. That doesn't count as a personal attack does it? I wanted to go with "chaps his ass", but figured that would have been interpreted literally.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 12, 2013 08:27 PM (NcPjb)

342 By the way, you did not ask me if I could touch your monkey. . . .

Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at May 12, 2013 08:28 PM (fOFYL)

343 She understood the OODA loop, her wingman, by contrast 'ejected her' over enemy territory.

Posted by: cornelius, waiting for the Cobalt bomb at May 12, 2013 08:29 PM (Jsiw/)

344 Naah chemjeff, thats not bad at all. gave my mother the same thing. she is going to get a divorce from my asshole stepdad, so i figured she could use the cash more than some useless bullcrap. I did get her some sunflowers to go with the check because Im a thoughtful moron

Posted by: helofixer at May 12, 2013 08:29 PM (aqQun)

345 "any neverwinter players here? Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:22 AM (BBWjt)" I could be convinced to become one if it's worth a shit.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 12, 2013 08:29 PM (NcPjb)

346 Dammit Vikings ain't on tonight. At least Mad Men is. Anyone watching the new Sci fi show Defiance? It's a bit campy but may have some potential if they develop the story line more (like what in the hell happened to the earth and who are these pasty albino aliens).

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:29 PM (0SmH0)

347 What this blog needs is moar Jenna-Louise Coleman

http://tinyurl.com/blj6d8h

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 08:30 PM (mCvL4)

348 By the way, you did not ask me if I could touch your monkey. . . . Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at May 13, 2013 12:28 AM (fOFYL) ---------------------------------------------------- Dude...... Back off.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 08:30 PM (jucos)

349 fuck was that hilarious, Ace believed it so hard

Posted by: The Dude at May 13, 2013 12:17 AM (vJdyz)

Pfftt, I believed it.  If Steve Schmidt had continued actually attacking Obama's weak points (ala the 'Celebrity' ad), maybe they would've won, rather than his name being mud today.  Of course, that also requires McCain not being a suck-weasel and 'suspending' his campaign.  The American people can see-through such transparent gestures.

Full disclosure: I voted for McCain in the primary, so I'm part of the problem with the Republican Party.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of "My Teachers are Zombies" buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 12, 2013 08:30 PM (oJkTX)

350 I just got back home from seeing 10,000 Maniacs. They played most of the songs from their new album "Music From the Motion Picture" along with many of their older, more familiar songs. They've been more or less dormant over the last decade, since guitarist Rob Buck died in 2000. Replacing him is Jeff Erickson, who was Rob's guitar tech. Singer Mary Ramsey has been with the band since Natalie Merchant left in 1993. Actually, she played viola during their last tour with Natalie. I've always believed that she was a worthy successor to Natalie, and her viola really adds to the band's sound. Tonight she wore a black dress with fringe, a shawl, and black suede stompy boots. It was just the second show of their tour, the first being in Hartford, CT on 4/20. They're headed to Chicago in a couple of days. Mary said they're going to be on an early morning TV show, I think on Tuesday. It was a very strong show, better than I expected, and I've been a fan for a long, long time. They've still got it, all right.

Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2013 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

351 "I can't respect a black person silly enough to vote for Mitt Romney. I can't respect a woman silly enough to vote for Mitt Romney. Stacey Dash is both of those. 'Nuff said." Remember this the next time some lib asks why there are so few black republicans. Whereas I can't respect a woman stupid & selfish enough to sacrifice her sons' future for some free birth control ... which has cost me a few friendships. C'est la vie. Chacun a son gout, n'est pas?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at May 12, 2013 08:32 PM (P5HM+)

352 The Glenmorangie Sherry wood single malt is going down well tonight, horde. I thought you all should know.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:32 PM (0SmH0)

353 353 By the way, you did not ask me if I could touch your monkey. . . . Posted by: Jimmy Stewart ---------------------------------------------------- Dude...... Back off. Posted by: Truck Monkey Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

Posted by: Dieter at May 12, 2013 08:33 PM (qRtRF)

354 355- Rickl- didn't know Natalie M. Had punched out. Sounds like it was a good concert. Course I stopped listening to 10 K Maniacs in the 90s

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:35 PM (0SmH0)

355 If my daughter had been born in the last 24 months she would have been "Arya". Sorry to be a predictable band wagoner, but if I wanted to name my daughter after an emotionally scared sociopathic sword master/stealth assassin, it would be Ned Stark's daughter. I'm just funny that way.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 12, 2013 08:36 PM (QCc6B)

356 338 any neverwinter players here? Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:22 AM (BBWjt) Hopefully we can get a guild / meeting place going full swing after the shards are merged. As it is, everyone is scattered over three servers and you can't communicate across them (yet). I suggested the Moonstone Mask as a meeting place, because hookers and booze. It's the floating rock with the builing on it, you access it from a portal in the main city area, near the bank. Sadly I am about to crash again, but I will probably be playing tomorrow night. NW is kind of the unofficial AoS MMO, Eve being the semi-official one (because game threads).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:36 PM (qyfb5)

357 scarred

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 12, 2013 08:36 PM (QCc6B)

358 Taking the sock off, goodnight all.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 12, 2013 08:37 PM (tOkJB)

359 @ 358 -

Sounds yummy.

Posted by: dissent555 at May 12, 2013 08:37 PM (yR6A1)

360 Neverwinter, huh?  I thought about trying that out.  I'm sort of turned off by the idea of there not being any snowing though.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of at May 12, 2013 08:38 PM (oJkTX)

361 Alas, the Leno Pumpgas bit was not spontaneous.

Monifa and Rafferty did another bit a couple of years ago, and Will is her actor-husband.

Go to youtube and enter "Pumpcast Monifa".  There she is! Same car, same gas station. No Will then.

It's still funny, but it's not  unrehearsed.

(when I saw her on Leno, and before I saw the earlier bit,  I remarked to myself that she had great arms.  Huh. )

I don't know whether to be more cynical, or more sorrowful.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at May 12, 2013 08:38 PM (73IHh)

362 365- tit is.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:38 PM (0SmH0)

363 364 Taking the sock off, goodnight all. Dude, watch out with that. The man will get you for indecent exposure.

Posted by: Anthony Kiedis at May 12, 2013 08:39 PM (qRtRF)

364 Hey cool to hear about Eve and NWN. I don't play them right now, but they are both near and dear to my heart. NWN I played offline single player, and Eve I just read gossip about. Never actually played yet.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 12, 2013 08:39 PM (QCc6B)

365

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2013 08:39 PM (D00cy)

366 369- as long as its not his "happy sock" them all is well...

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:40 PM (0SmH0)

367 g'nite monkeys and morons.

Posted by: dissent555 at May 12, 2013 08:41 PM (yR6A1)

368 #296

Wasn't that the guy who played Goldfinger? I would have assumed he was long deceased.

Posted by: epobirs at May 12, 2013 08:41 PM (kcfmt)

369

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of "My Teachers are Zombies" buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 13, 2013 12:30 AM (oJkTX)

 

Head's up - Punctuation in the name tends to disappear everything after it, after one post.  So removing the quotes will mean you don't have to keep typing it back out.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 08:41 PM (LI48c)

370 I cannot attest to whether the Tea Parties got their start here. However, I note for future reference that the phrase, "First you will blow me" received wide play and for a brief time there blossomed here a variant of haiku, termed "moron-ku". An example: Believe it or not Moron-kus always end with First you will blow me. Thus, the proper form of any and all moron-ku merely required citing the first two lines since the third line was always the same. Folks, I now conclude This true historic fact, but

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 12, 2013 08:42 PM (E0PaU)

371 Any morons in the Seattle Tacoma area? Would like to organize a meeting of the tribe.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:43 PM (0SmH0)

372 well I can't seem to get past the Hall of Justice quest
any suggestions Merovign?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:43 PM (BBWjt)

373 Posted by: The Dude at May 13, 2013 12:17 AM (vJdyz)
Pfftt, I believed it. If Steve Schmidt had continued actually attacking Obama's weak points (ala the 'Celebrity' ad), maybe they would've won, rather than his name being mud today. Of course, that also requires McCain not being a suck-weasel and 'suspending' his campaign. The American people can see-through such transparent gestures.
Full disclosure: I voted for McCain in the primary, so I'm part of the problem with the Republican Party.
Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of "My Teachers are Zombies" buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 13, 2013 12:30 AM

McCain actually had the Red Barry in a panic in the first half of Sept 08 and actually pulled ahead.

Rather than lock on his target and fire, he lands his plane and his crew in turn fires on his Wingwoman


Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 08:43 PM (mCvL4)

374

Yo.  Award winning AND the force behind the Tea Party- is there anything

this blog can't do?

Posted by: zeera at May 12, 2013 08:43 PM (3dXwx)

375 Thanks, Buzzion.  I'll give that a whirl.  Otherwise I can just double click the name and it brings up the lengthy version from the clicking.

I hope it doesn't bother anyone that I promote my book like this here.  I'm trying to scratch out a little extra income and writing a book seemed like a nice way to do it.  It seemed better than writing financial articles on Seeking Alpha, anyhow.

The AoS morons seem to not be annoyed, which is nice.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 12, 2013 08:44 PM (oJkTX)

376

yo RINOs

ugggh, my car's brake caliper pins are sticking and need cleaned

 

btw, its because of you guys because of, well, racism of course

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:45 PM (YEmNb)

377 380 Yo. Award winning AND the force behind the Tea Party- is there anything
this blog can't do?

Posted by: zeera at May 13, 2013 12:43 AM (3dXwx)

 

Hyperlink in the comments.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 08:45 PM (LI48c)

378 navycopjoe, it's all Bush's fault, oh, and because the Cubs suck

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:45 PM (BBWjt)

379 NC Moron meetup is possibly gathering steam, or maybe gas. There is a reasonable number if we can get them in one place, @ one time.

6 in the last thread alone, I believe. Hammer, you are west of most of us. The rest within two hours of RTP.

Maybe more lurkers will start to surface and we can put some logistics to it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 10:52 PM (4Mv1T)



*snort*grunt*whawhawha???


OK, I'm up! Whats all this about then?



BTW, I was in San Diego for Top Gun when Tank Guy went on his rampage.



Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 12, 2013 08:46 PM (yh0zB)

380

380  is there anything this blog can't do?

cough cough hyperlink cough cough

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:46 PM (YEmNb)

381  is there anything this blog can't do?

Posted by: zeera at May 13, 2013 12:43 AM (3dXwx)


modern design nor proper thread posting tools that don't break as a feature

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:46 PM (vJdyz)

382 383  I hate you

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:46 PM (YEmNb)

383 381- Tom in K- I hear ya bro. I've also pimped my direct to amazon book on here to make a little extra gold. Course the 16 bucks various horde members ponied up was much appreciated, but I still gotta keep working in the salt mines.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:46 PM (0SmH0)

384 378 well I can't seem to get past the Hall of Justice quest any suggestions Merovign? Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:43 AM (BBWjt) What is stymieing you?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:47 PM (qyfb5)

385 The cubs suck.  The bears take it up the ass.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2013 08:47 PM (LI48c)

386 Merovign, I just keep dying, the archers and all of the guards get me

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:47 PM (BBWjt)

387

384   because the Cubs suck

WHOA, THE FUCK?!!!!

 whatup chemjeff

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:47 PM (YEmNb)

388 360 355- Rickl- didn't know Natalie M. Had punched out. Sounds like it was a good concert. Course I stopped listening to 10 K Maniacs in the 90s Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 13, 2013 12:35 AM (0SmH0) A lot of people thought they dropped off the face of the Earth after Natalie left. Not so. True, their most recognizable songs were during the Merchant era in the 80s and early 90s, but in fact their biggest hit single was their cover of Brian Ferry's "More Than This" which was released around '96 with Mary singing. They've always had good taste with covers. Tonight they played The Cure's "Just Like Heaven".

Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2013 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

389 The bears take it up the ass.

Posted by: buzzion at May 13, 2013 12:47 AM (LI48c)


I miss Rex Grossman

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:48 PM (vJdyz)

390 346 That doesn't count as a personal attack does it? I wanted to go with "chaps his ass", but figured that would have been interpreted literally.

-------

Couldn't possibly. Chaps are assless. Asses are the one thing they couldn't possibly chap.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 12, 2013 08:48 PM (U82Km)

391 He goes through whole reason why and millions of year scale that when the earth was warmer for no reason with palm trees in Alaska, primates were everywhere being chased by some big cats and huge birds. But then for some reason the planet cooled fast for no reason and they all froze and died. To even talk about Globe Warming implied that the man primate is to blame and it could never warm and cool the same way it did 30 million years ago without man helping it.

That is why man made globe warming is warming the planet, so they can have the packs wild monkey in North America to have to hunt and make monkey butlers.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 12, 2013 08:49 PM (CdeLs)

392 Jenna-Louise Coleman is now #1 on my I'd Hit It list

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 08:49 PM (mCvL4)

393 392 Merovign, I just keep dying, the archers and all of the guards get me Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:47 AM (BBWjt) What server are you on (Dragon, Mindflayer, Beholder)? If you know? It shows it on the login screen where you choose characters. And what's your character name and user name? I might be able to log in in 15 minutes for a little while.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:49 PM (qyfb5)

394 oh, also, if I'm standing in the fire, how do I know when I'm not injured anymore?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:50 PM (BBWjt)

395 394- I do remember that cover now that you mention it. Huh. May have to revisit them on iTunes.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:50 PM (0SmH0)

396

385  yo shippy, quick question and finish

glaze or paint sealer for the wet shine

 

(and besides being on the fid together I was in san dog then too but I was with SBU5)

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:50 PM (YEmNb)

397 /sock

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2013 08:50 PM (fOFYL)

398 Merovign, I don't know what server I'm on
My character name is Ceej

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:51 PM (BBWjt)

399 oh, also, if I'm standing in the fire, how do I know when I'm not injured anymore?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:50 AM (BBWjt)


alt and hover over the body in the top left corner of the screen

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:51 PM (vJdyz)

400 Hey 'rons and 'ronettes. Nice to see y'all again.

As folks heer were discussing online poker a few days (weeks?) ago, is there anybody here who's a fan at all of (or even used) TVG?

www.tvg.com

(and if you have no idea what it is, I'll take that as a 'no')

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2013 08:51 PM (7B7jB)

401 Chemjeff, or even just say what class you're playing. I know some of the common mistakes people make trying to fight.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:51 PM (qyfb5)

402 The secret to submitting comments is dependent upon the mastery of ampersands. & && &&& && & Various portals into multiple dimensions are involved.

Posted by: m&m at May 12, 2013 08:51 PM (jcEtE)

403

395  you know, I've killed for less

and for the record.......

WHEN DA BEARS WIN IT ALL THIS SEASON I WILL BRAG!!! 

OH HELL YES I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:52 PM (YEmNb)

404 & & & &

Let's see if they work this time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2013 08:53 PM (7B7jB)

405 alt and hover over the body in the top left corner of the screen

Posted by: The Dude at May 13, 2013 12:51 AM (vJdyz)


I did that, and I clicked on "Inspect", but I don't know how that tells if I'm injured or not



Merovign, I'm a trickster rogue

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:53 PM (BBWjt)

406 400 oh, also, if I'm standing in the fire, how do I know when I'm not injured anymore? Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:50 AM (BBWjt) There should be a red bar on the bottom of the screen, under the combat icons. It shrinks when you get hurt.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:53 PM (qyfb5)

407 395 you know, I've killed for less
and for the record.......
WHEN DA BEARS WIN IT ALL THIS SEASON I WILL BRAG!!!
OH HELL YES I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 13, 2013 12:52 AM (YEmNb)


you guys won't even be able to beat the Vikqueens

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:53 PM (vJdyz)

408 Nope, they don't. I typed four ampersands above my comment in 410, and none of them show up.

Dang weird.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2013 08:53 PM (7B7jB)

409 Mad men on in 7 mins. Better refresh the scotch.

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:53 PM (0SmH0)

410 Speaking of good covers, here's "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" from 2010: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPWEn6pAN8

Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2013 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

411 Jenna-Louise Coleman is now #1 on my I'd Hit It list

I loved that strained dialogue in last night's episode when the Doctor tried to pretend she wasn't his hottest companion ever.

"...and your nose is all funny."

I might be able to log in in 15 minutes for a little while.

In another hour Skirmishes are up AD *cough* crack *cough*

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2013 08:54 PM (hO9ad)

412 okay, the red bar is all the way to the right

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:55 PM (BBWjt)

413

oh and car people

this is soooo sad but..

just how bad is it if my brake fluid is dark, like very dark

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 08:55 PM (YEmNb)

414 Later Rons

Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 12, 2013 08:56 PM (0SmH0)

415 I guess I'm weird. The only kind of scotch I like is with butter in front of it, and the only kind of beer I really like is with root in front of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2013 08:56 PM (7B7jB)

416 If you've never seen a dolphin anally servicing a bear before just look on a gridiron this year

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 08:56 PM (albkL)

417 just how bad is it if my brake fluid is dark, like very dark

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 13, 2013 12:55 AM (YEmNb)


bad, flush them and replace the fluid

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:56 PM (vJdyz)

418 have you logged in Merovign?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:57 PM (BBWjt)

419 Merovign, I'm a trickster rogue Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:53 AM (BBWjt) How are you fighting? By default, LMB is a slashing attack, and RMB throws knives, and you should have your first special attack, that stuns the enemy. That's on the combat icon bar at the bottom, it shows what key it is. For mouse button attacks, you don't want to *tap* the button, you want to hold it down. Usually these attacks go like "weak-weak-strong, weak-weak-strong," so if you tap it you only get a weak attack. You can basically just hold it down in combat except when you use a special attack, and steer with the mouse to aim. You are using a real mouse and not a trackpad, right?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:57 PM (qyfb5)

420 oh, also, if I'm standing in the fire, how do I know when I'm not injured anymore?

The injury icon will go away.

I'm not sure if that mechanic is working properly. It says it goes away after five minutes, but I had one arm injury yesterday and went through three cycles of the "fire heals injury" buff, which has a three minute timer for some reason, before it went away.

If you still have any of those injury kits from the blue giftbox, you may want to just use those.

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2013 08:57 PM (hO9ad)

421 If you've never seen a dolphin anally servicing a bear before just look on a gridiron this year

Posted by: DAve at May 13, 2013 12:56 AM (albkL)


Dolphins lucky that they scooped up a lot of good coaches from the Packers

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)

422

>>>If you've never seen a dolphin anally servicing a bear before just look on a gridiron this year

 

 

I have.  It's hot.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at May 12, 2013 08:58 PM (u2dnR)

423 Glaze or paint sealer? What are you painting?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 12, 2013 08:58 PM (yh0zB)

424 In another hour Skirmishes are up AD *cough* crack *cough* Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2013 12:54 AM (hO9ad) I have not done them. I find most team/PvP stuff on MMOs a huge disappointment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 08:59 PM (qyfb5)

425 419  Just flush the master cylinder reservoir with new fluid and a turkey baster, and then bleed all the cylinders and calipers until they run clear.  The dark is rust, because brake fluid being an alcohol is hyrdroscopic.  Hey chemjeff how'd I do?

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 08:59 PM (albkL)

426 Merovign, yeah I have a wireless mouse
I haven't done the throwing knives bit but I will try that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 08:59 PM (BBWjt)

427 Oh, INJURY. The funny thing about that, on mine I can't find anything to indicate I'm injured. I just stand in the healing zone and go do something else periodically.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 09:00 PM (qyfb5)

428 The injury icon will go away.

What is the injury icon?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 09:00 PM (BBWjt)

429 Incidentally is there any limit to the number of times one can "die" and then be reborn in neverwinter?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 09:01 PM (BBWjt)

430 423  yep, going in manana morning to get it done

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:01 PM (YEmNb)

431 What is the injury icon?

What's a paladin?

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 12, 2013 09:01 PM (oJkTX)

432 431  Clean the pins with a wire wheel and if they're not scored coat them with anti-sieze before installation.  If they're scored new ones are easy to get.

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 09:01 PM (albkL)

433 What is the injury icon?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 01:00 AM (BBWjt)


it's a body icon below your stats in the top left corner of the screen

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 09:01 PM (vJdyz)

434 424 have you logged in Merovign? Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 12:57 AM (BBWjt) No I'm kind of fading. Besides without server, full username, instance I' never find you. Also if you're already in a mission I can't join you. Remember to hold down the attack button, you can close distance with the diving roll and attack. If the archers are killing you you'll have a hard time with the level boss. Are you lagging / running slow? I remember you had a slow video chipset.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 12, 2013 09:02 PM (qyfb5)

435 Incidentally is there any limit to the number of times one can "die" and then be reborn in neverwinter?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 01:01 AM (BBWjt)


no



423 yep, going in manana morning to get it done

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 13, 2013 01:01 AM (YEmNb)


not that hard to do it yourself

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 09:02 PM (vJdyz)

436 Haha I just passed 8 ASE's on Friday.  And brakes was one of them- air brakes

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 09:04 PM (albkL)

437 it's a body icon below your stats in the top left corner of the screen

Posted by: The Dude at May 13, 2013 01:01 AM (vJdyz)


I don't see a body icon, only a fire icon, and a time limit of something like 11 minutes

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 09:05 PM (BBWjt)

438 If you've never seen a dolphin anally servicing a bear before just look on a gridiron this year Posted by: DAve at May 13, 2013 12:56 AM (albkL) *schlicks fuiously*

Posted by: Behavioral Specialist at May 12, 2013 09:05 PM (Vk2pI)

439

429  my black Lincoln ls

lots of swirls and wiping scratches which macguires ultimate compound alone didn't fix

 

earlier I tried by hand on my trunk

rubbing compound

ultimate compound

anti-swirl

polish

glaze

2 coats wax

 

worked good but some of the show cars guys said to switch to paint sealer instead of glaze

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:05 PM (YEmNb)

440 Red Wings win!

I don't care what happens from here on out (likely a loss to the Blackhawks), this season is a success in my book.

Posted by: holygoat at May 12, 2013 09:06 PM (IGIFh)

441 I don't see a body icon, only a fire icon, and a time limit of something like 11 minutes

Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 01:05 AM (BBWjt)


what I said is what it looks like when you're not by a campfire

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 09:06 PM (vJdyz)

442 438  got the new ones in the trunk, need my helper to install them while I drink beer and she is with mom somewhere

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:08 PM (YEmNb)

443 Likely a loss to the Blackhawks?  If they're not swept, I'll be amazed.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 12, 2013 09:09 PM (oJkTX)

444

446  likely?

this is the year of the Chicago teams!!!

if rose was playing we'd have all the sport championships

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:09 PM (YEmNb)

445 everyone has these fast typing fingers tonight

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:10 PM (YEmNb)

446 I have not done them. I find most team/PvP stuff on MMOs a huge disappointment.

It's fairly painless if you want Astral Diamonds, just make sure you get it started with at least ten minutes to go to you finish during the event. I've done a bunch and didn't have any problems with pickup groups fucking up. Mainly because it's just a mass brawl and everyone does their own thing. The dungeons so far are a little rougher since they take most of an hour and folks seem to have diametrically opposed views on whether sidetracking for 'hidden' treasure is on the agenda.

What is the injury icon?

Er, I may have read to much into your earlier comment. If you've taken damage, your current HP will be less than the maximum value and that red bar won't fill up the space set aside for it. Standing next to a fire restores 10% of that HP per second, so it'll be done in no time, and you can tell because the green numbers showing healing will stop appearing.

If you die, you get an injury. In my case I teleported behind a wall and had to use the /killme command to get unstuck. So I got a minor injury-arm (decreased outgoing damage). Apparently if you get a second injury to the same location, it becomes major. In these cases, you'll get an icon under your character portrait which will explain the issue if you mouse over it.

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2013 09:10 PM (hO9ad)

447 this is the year of the Chicago teams!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 13, 2013 01:09 AM (YEmNb)

how them Cubbies and Sox doing

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 09:11 PM (vJdyz)

448

well kids, while the females are out doing what females do, being the manly man I am...I am going to take a nice long bubble bath

bbl

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:12 PM (YEmNb)

449 What is the injury icon?

What's a paladin?

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 13, 2013 01:01 AM (oJkTX)


BETRAYAL!!!!

Posted by: some spoony bard at May 12, 2013 09:12 PM (hO9ad)

450 Methos, what green numbers?  I don't see any green numbers

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 09:13 PM (BBWjt)

451 453  they will both be over .500 at the all star break and then blast to the playoffs

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 09:13 PM (YEmNb)

452 should I remain in the fire until the fire icons go away?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 09:14 PM (BBWjt)

453 453 The opposite of good.

Posted by: holygoat at May 12, 2013 09:14 PM (IGIFh)

454 453 they will both be over .500 at the all star break and then blast to the playoffs

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 13, 2013 01:13 AM (YEmNb)


yep, all the while starting off the year doing worse than the Brewers

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 09:15 PM (vJdyz)

455 BETRAYAL!!!!

Posted by: some spoony bard at May 13, 2013 01:12 AM (hO9ad)


I'm not alone.  There's one in every group. 

I hope his new meds work out for him.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 12, 2013 09:15 PM (oJkTX)

456 > 414 Nope, they don't. I typed four ampersands above my comment in 410, and none of them show up & Much to learn, young grasshopper.

Posted by: m&m at May 12, 2013 09:17 PM (jcEtE)

457 Haha Dodgers are in last place.  Which delites me since everyone I'm surrounded by is obsessed with them.  Can't even go to Dodger stadium any more because the losers are such losers

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 09:19 PM (albkL)

458 458 should I remain in the fire until the fire icons go away?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 13, 2013 01:14 AM (BBWjt)

Can you just shoot yourself?

Posted by: rdumoron at May 12, 2013 09:20 PM (aUQgu)

459 "I'll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language..." It's not bad language, it's just drawn that way. It's not bad language; Pixy just fluked up the programming. It's not bad language. It's just regional dialect, y'all.SCoaMF! TFG! JEF!

Posted by: mindful webworker - commenter on award-winnin' Tea Party startin' blog at May 12, 2013 09:21 PM (ktPHV)

460 Act like Arya, or Han ... mostly like Han. You step into a room and Darth Vader is there, you plug the cyborg bastard...or try to anyhow ... but Darth was not some snot-nosed OSW puke, he was hard core Sith, so watch you ass and get quick or get  dead.   http://tinyurl.com/bvvr5mx

Posted by: and irresolute at May 12, 2013 09:23 PM (DBH1h)

461 I actually like the IRS. ... are you reading this IRS, and Government... I actually like Socialism ...please don't round me up and shoot me and throw my body into a trench. (you filthy  communist  mofo's!)

Posted by: and irresolute at May 12, 2013 09:26 PM (DBH1h)

462 Methos, what green numbers? I don't see any green numbers

When you first move next to a campfire after fighting for a while, you should see some green numbers float up around the character to designate in healing. If you don't see those at all, you might want to poke around the options menu (but I think that indicator defaults to on). Otherwise you can just watch that red health bar fill up.

should I remain in the fire until the fire icons go away?

They won't go away. The attribute bonus hangs around for 15 minutes (I think) after you leave the fire. The Injury status remover counts down from three minutes and is immediately reapplied if you stay in the fire circle.

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2013 09:27 PM (hO9ad)

463 I found chemjeff he's on Beholder.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 12, 2013 09:27 PM (qyfb5)

464   239 Wait a minute... not in the Top Ten.  There is hope yet! 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 12, 2013 11:34 PM (hoZ8v) 



Slacker!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 12, 2013 09:34 PM (rm+Am)

465 I'm late to the party, but damnit! I knew you Morons would get me in trouble sooner or later...damned audit

Posted by: Danny at May 12, 2013 09:39 PM (6kItR)

466

Breast feeding = incest = bad.

Close.

Breast feeding = cannibalism = government solution needed bad.

Posted by: Fact Checker at May 12, 2013 09:41 PM (LUuLj)

467 OK, serious question here...any opinions regarding the Savage 64F?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 12, 2013 09:45 PM (yh0zB)

468 OK, serious question here...any opinions regarding the Savage 64F? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 13, 2013 01:45 AM that modern? just got here

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 12, 2013 09:50 PM (zzeVM)

469 Night all. Here is "Journey of the Sorcerer" by the Eagles (AKA the theme music to the original "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOMGIbY-9s

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2013 09:53 PM (Vk2pI)

470 409
395 you know, I've killed for less
and for the record.......
WHEN DA BEARS WIN IT ALL THIS SEASON I WILL BRAG!!!
OH HELL YES I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: navycopjoe at May 13, 2013 12:52 AM

I think the NFL has to expand their investigation on the effects of head injuries to the fans

I know I need mine checked for staying a Jets fan

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2013 09:56 PM (mCvL4)

471 that modern?


just got here

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 13, 2013 01:50 AM (zzeVM)



It's a semi-auto with a 10rd detachable magazine. I'm actually looking for a Marlin 795 but the Savage kind of caught my eye, so I'm considering it if I can't find the Marlin.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 12, 2013 09:59 PM (yh0zB)

472 Point of clarification on #492:  Breast feeding a monkey is neither incest nor cannibalism. Proceed with caution.  Especially men.

Posted by: Fact Checker at May 12, 2013 10:00 PM (LUuLj)

473 so I'm considering it if I can't find the Marlin. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 13, 2013 01:59 AM (yh0zB) I've got a Savage Bolt Gun that is a tack driver. Have not heard anything good or bad on Savage Semi-auto's FWIW

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 12, 2013 10:05 PM (zzeVM)

474 479 There is a huge consensus that new marlins SUCK

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 10:15 PM (albkL)

475 "...Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and..."

Fucking eh, better believe it. Worrying about bad language is a distraction; we focus on the REAL issues.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 12, 2013 10:22 PM (9+PGS)

476 Youtube seems to like the 795 tho

Posted by: DAve at May 12, 2013 10:23 PM (albkL)

477 well, that was a bit of an experience
I am going to bed now
good night all
and thanx to Merovign for helping out

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 10:25 PM (BBWjt)

478 I know a guy named "Sire". His mother is a racist black woman.

Posted by: Jack at May 12, 2013 10:34 PM (Zv1QB)

479 There is a huge consensus that new marlins SUCK

Posted by: DAve at May 13, 2013 02:15 AM (albkL)



The only person I've ever read about having a problem was a Remington front sight misaligned that Marlin took care of under warranty.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 12, 2013 10:35 PM (yh0zB)

480 How will we fight off the IRS? Use bad language.

Posted by: Jack at May 12, 2013 10:36 PM (Zv1QB)

481 Fuck the IRS.



I'm out. Going rifle shopping tomorrow, I will either end up with a Marlin 795 or a Savage 64.


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 12, 2013 10:40 PM (yh0zB)

482 29 I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2013 10:36 PM (2UiDn)


===

then, quit fucking them.

Posted by: jc at May 12, 2013 11:03 PM (PlzOe)

483 The is nothing that Teh JEF can do that will get him impeached. Nothing. We just have to hope that we survive the next 3 1/2 years.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 12, 2013 11:06 PM (jucos)

 

I agree that TFG will skate free.  The target should be the media.  How do you impeach the media?

Posted by: Decaf at May 12, 2013 11:13 PM (z+Ems)

484 Yikes. Sorry for whichever one of you was trying to talk to me in Neverwinter. I need some time to get one of those filters fixed so tells don't slip off into the ether.

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2013 11:14 PM (hO9ad)

485 The is nothing that Teh JEF can do that will get him impeached. Nothing. We just have to hope that we survive the next 3 1/2 years.

I agree that right now it looks that way. I suspect if everything goes to shit, a lot of people are going to remember how many folks went under his bus, and that it is at long last his turn.

Posted by: Methos at May 12, 2013 11:19 PM (hO9ad)

486 The Tea Party is Bush's fault.

Posted by: yup at May 12, 2013 11:28 PM (YyEsL)

487 Happy-ish Monday morning ... busy weekend of keeping busy. Laundry stillneeds folding. Plants watered ... 100s expected back by mid week ... Prayers for health and healing. Best wishes for strength. Take care all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane... at May 12, 2013 11:50 PM (TvO05)

488 The is nothing that Teh JEF can do that will get him impeached.

Damaging the brand bad enough that the Dems feel they could lose the Senate would do it. 

Quite a few of them are starting to realize Obama's real plan is to hijack the party and run it past his leaving office.  He plans on expanding the cult to encompass the whole party.

The true believers aren't bothered by that at all, but the party oriented ones who never really swallowed Obama hook/line/sinker are.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 12, 2013 11:53 PM (/gHaE)

489 @PurpAv at May 13, 2013 03:53 AM (/gHaE) So stock pile food, ammo, and little red pills ???

Posted by: Adriane... at May 12, 2013 11:58 PM (TvO05)

490 Ace started the TEA Party???

Funny... I don't remember seeing him in War Paint....

Posted by: Son of Liberty at May 12, 2013 11:09 PM (lZBBB)

 

Perhaps not in so many words but I remember  several threads in 2009 leading up to Obamacare when people were disgusted and vented at length.  Ace responded to people by suggesting that instead of just bitching on the blog they should get involved with their local Republican branches, volunteer for boards, take over the local branches.  So when the Tea Party movement materialized I thought that Ace actually is due some credit.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2013 12:19 AM (z+Ems)

491 The Tea Party movement started the Ace of Spades blog. Damned tax dodgers! It's like they hate America! ...Papers please!!

Posted by: teh IRS at May 13, 2013 01:08 AM (SSWdi)

492 Secret Squirrel @ 337. I live in Kirkland WA and work in Bellevue WA. I know there are a few others. Email in nick. I would definitely attend a meetup.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 13, 2013 01:20 AM (C3KwS)

493 If you like your your... shut up and do as I say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR9JZrp7P0s

Posted by: Leper Messia Obama at May 13, 2013 01:56 AM (SSWdi)

494 How can I get on this moron map for Baltimore (although DC is also doable on weekends)? Thanks for any tips. Joe

Posted by: A Reasonable Man at May 13, 2013 02:04 AM (Ntjh6)

495 86 Toby 928th,

Thanks for the heads up Toby I'll ponder it.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 13, 2013 02:04 AM (LRFds)

496 494 Purp Av,

Yup and that is our only chance.

What I think is hilarious is one of my ponderings of my childhood about "how does a media of *country X* happily allow one man power en perpetual" has been answered.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 13, 2013 02:07 AM (LRFds)

497

Mornin late stayers and early risers,

Just off the mid-shift and waiting for the wine to drop me down.

How goes the battle?

Posted by: Richard at May 13, 2013 02:09 AM (o2AEs)

498 On Neverwinter I am a Shield Warrior.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 13, 2013 02:12 AM (LRFds)

499

Something up-post I missed?

Or am I just daft to the clue and per usual......clueless?

Latter me thinks.......

Posted by: Richard at May 13, 2013 02:18 AM (o2AEs)

500 Of course NO ONE wants to remember LibertyBelle and Michelle Malkin an entire two months before anyone had ever heard of Rick Santelli.

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at May 13, 2013 02:21 AM (3zW8P)

501 334 Logprof,

What can one do?  #1 McCain less smart than Bush and that is a profound statement.

#2 LiV basically is entertained by shadow puppets.

#3 we never show we're bothered enough by things to get power back through fear...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 13, 2013 02:26 AM (LRFds)

502

Very much so I can sense this site may have indeed heaped some fuel onto the fire of the Tea-Party groundswell.

If it was in fact the spark.......given the number of pyromaniacs on this site and I myself being a distant second cousin to "Fire Marshall Bill".......

Yes.....just like that!

Posted by: Richard at May 13, 2013 02:28 AM (o2AEs)

503

It was the..

"cupcakes"

"pudding cups"

"Value-Rite"

"Stompy Boots"

"Non Hypo-Allergenic Sock-Puppets"

"Hobos"

All had a very high degree of x-splosiveness if used in close contact with a computer that was plugged into a standard wall socket.

 

jus sayin....

Posted by: Richard at May 13, 2013 02:40 AM (o2AEs)

504 Sorry- I can't see AOSHQ as the progenitor of the TeaParty.

Glen Beck was calling for what he called the 9-12 project well before and that was about people gathering specifically for political kinship.


No doubt sites like this helped to fuel the movement though.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 13, 2013 02:45 AM (WVMUQ)

505

Vic?

Your take?

Posted by: Richard at May 13, 2013 02:52 AM (o2AEs)

506 are there ever florida moron meetups?  specifically in the bradenton area?  I don't want to drink and drive

Posted by: seaniep at May 13, 2013 02:55 AM (HNXCG)

507 FLASHBACK: Romney donor vilified by Obama campaign, then subjected to 2 audits (IRS & LABOR Dept went after him) http://tinyurl.com/brlha72

Posted by: Baldy at May 13, 2013 03:04 AM (tyDFN)

508 TickerForum has people that talked about mailing teabags to legislature before anyone called it the Tea Party... I remember it very well. It was 2009.

Posted by: Baldy at May 13, 2013 03:05 AM (tyDFN)

509 Truth is, I don't think any one person started the Tea Party. It was a movement in search of a name until somebody threw out "Taxed Enough Already' and the Rick Santelli rant.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 13, 2013 03:11 AM (WVMUQ)

510 I see we are running late this morning.

Posted by: Vic at May 13, 2013 03:13 AM (53z96)

511 It was me, I started the Tea Party.


You're welcome.  Now can I get a morning thread?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 13, 2013 03:13 AM (BeSEI)

512 You're Invited to a Commemorative Teaparty
Place: Boston
Time: 17:73
Date: February 1, 2009
RSVP: www.FedUpUSA.org

Posted by: Baldy at May 13, 2013 03:14 AM (tyDFN)

513 My take on what?

Posted by: Vic at May 13, 2013 03:14 AM (53z96)

514 516 Vic,

there's a lot of empty Valu-Rite bottles in DFW....

coincidence?

I think not

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 13, 2013 03:14 AM (LRFds)

515 Somebody give a shout-out to Andy.  Looks like Gabe is off today.

Posted by: Vic at May 13, 2013 03:18 AM (53z96)

516 The Tea Party movement was started before Rick Santelli, by FedUpUSA.org, which is a group whose members overlap with TickerForum posters. They started mailing teabags to congress in Jan 2009. They were first.

Posted by: Baldy at May 13, 2013 03:18 AM (tyDFN)

517

While we are waiting, did you see that 19 people were shot at a Mothers day parade in Nawlins?

They sure know how to party

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 13, 2013 03:20 AM (R8hU8)

518 Its 7:23, do you know where your COB is?

Posted by: Vic at May 13, 2013 03:22 AM (53z96)

519 If all it takes is people meeting up who share conservative principles, heck, why not say Free Republic started the Tea Party, as they had actions during the Clinton years.

Posted by: Baldy at May 13, 2013 03:23 AM (tyDFN)

520 523 Velvet Ambition,

I notice a recurring theme with these little "sudden ballistic outburst" areas...they're all ran by mules.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 13, 2013 03:23 AM (LRFds)

521

526 Sven 10077

You are so right

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 13, 2013 03:26 AM (R8hU8)

522 Ace of Spades. The Gentleman's Hellfire Club for Conservatives, Libertarians and Right-minded People.

Posted by: Holger at May 13, 2013 03:29 AM (MHk3m)

523 I might as well just go back to the Standard AoSHQ membership seeing as the Morning thread isn't up yet.

::: grumble :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 13, 2013 03:32 AM (sbV1u)

524 up

Posted by: Vic at May 13, 2013 03:33 AM (53z96)

525 al gore invented the internet, the internet created the tea party, al gore created the tea party

what a hero that al gore is

Posted by: seaniep at May 13, 2013 03:33 AM (HNXCG)

526 Creation of the Tea Party? That's a bit of stretch. Here's what Morons can safely take credit for: o Double post jokes o Unending and incomprehensible critique of the elbows of some of the most beautiful scantily clad women any man would die for. (You're not called morons for nothing.) o The best place to spin up on cheap lubricants o Ending the hobo self-esteem movement

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at May 13, 2013 04:29 AM (0b17P)

527 I'll warn you that Ace of Spades Blog is an adult blog, full of bad language and questionable subject matter The fuck you say? what sort of fuckery is this? ok, you have a point with the questionable subject matter, but you should only read the comments...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 13, 2013 05:28 AM (1hM1d)

528 I like tea, I like to party, I like the Tea Party and I am a moron therefore....I am on the IRS audit shortlist

Posted by: Mac Gootbone at May 13, 2013 06:45 AM (XCSw/)

529 >>> I don't even know who she is but I can only assume she's super-hawt-enough to get through life being this dumb. Yeah, she's an implant babe from Playboy about 5-10 years ago. And yes, she's got three boobs. One above the neck and two below.

Posted by: Smock Puppet, 10th Dan Snark Master and Observater of "Like... Duh?" Moments at May 13, 2013 03:48 PM (k+l7p)

530 asdasdasd

Posted by: irright at May 14, 2013 01:10 PM (8GKDa)

531 &

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