May 22, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (5-22-2013)
— Maetenloch

A Trick Question

You're Mitt Romney and it's October 31, 2012 and a witch comes to you and says, "I can help you win 72 percent of the Hispanic vote or give you an extra 4 points of the white vote." Which one do you pick?

Looking at the raw politics of the immigration debate, it's amazing to me that more GOP pros haven't asked themselves some version of this and then bothered to run the numbers to find out which is best for them.

The answer is here (select to see):

But what if Romney had been able to reach a mind-blowing 70 percent of the Hispanic vote? Surely that would have meant victory, right? No, it wouldn't. Romney still would have lost, although by the narrowest of electoral margins, 270 to 268. (Under that scenario, Romney would have won the popular vote but lost in the Electoral College; he could have racked up huge numbers of Hispanic votes in California, New York and Texas, for example, and not changed the results in those states.)

According to the Times' calculator, Romney would have had to win 73 percent of the Hispanic vote to prevail in 2012. Which suggests that Romney, and Republicans, had bigger problems than Hispanic voters.

The Great 'Naturally Conservative' Hispanic Vote

Doesn't seem all that likely to vote for republicans and more importantly doesn't appear to change who it votes for according to major immigration debates or reform.

Here is the Republican share of the Hispanic vote in those elections:
    1980: 38 percent
    1984: 37 percent
    1988: 30 percent
    1992: 29 percent
    1996: 23 percent
    2000: 36 percent
    2004: 43 percent (probably more like 38 percent)
    2008: 32 percent
    2012: 28 percent

Meanwhile the Immigration bill just gets better and better: Detained Illegal Immigrants Now Get Free Attorneys

The Deck of American Agitprop

Via The People's Cube

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What Happens When You Try to Carjack an Armed Citizen

10 Banned Music Videos

"This is Water"

The is the video version of David Foster Wallace's commencement speech to the 2005 class of Kenyon College explaining what adult life is really like. I'm not quite sure I agree with his ending conclusion but it is interesting and quite different from your usual boring graduation speeches.

Bill Burr - Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores

On what it's like to live life with a penis constantly undermining you. It's far worse when you're a rich and famous man.

Brooklyn Bar Holding Smallest Penis Contest

Do you think your micro penis is the itsy-bitsyest in all of Brooklyn? Then Kings County Bar wants you to sign up for their first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant! It's the ultimate wet t-shirt contest for infinitesimal penises.

"The Contest" will be held on Saturday, July 20th starting at 5 p.m. at the bar, located at 286 Siegel Street near the Morgan Avenue L train. The event is open to anyone 21 and over; photo and video submissions will not be accepted, no matter how much you want to send them. Oddly, you don't have to worry about being completely nude, even if you are totally proud of your lilliputian penis: "While nudity is not required, contestants should expect to wear wet underwear (which will be provided)."

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Teh Tweet!

Yahoo group. That is all.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:42 PM | Comments (1256)
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1 Is this real?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 04:44 PM (juKVi)

2 An ONT this early ???? I must be in heaven.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 04:45 PM (juKVi)

3 Wow. Early. Hello, Bannion.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 04:47 PM (uL0u2)

4 life or just fantasy?

Posted by: TheCriminalBarrister at May 22, 2013 04:47 PM (w3C0S)

5 Wait, what?

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2013 04:47 PM (eaw3c)

6 Holy duck is this early

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 04:48 PM (HVff2)

7 Rush covered that Hispanic vote a week or two ago.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2013 04:48 PM (LI48c)

8 /shakes watch

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 22, 2013 04:48 PM (VxV+p)

9 No small units in Chinatown!

Posted by: Bodies exhibit at May 22, 2013 04:49 PM (I88Jc)

10 This is fucking with my internal clock. Way too early.

Posted by: wooga at May 22, 2013 04:49 PM (PTjHW)

11 Hey, cool, I can play on a weekday ONT! Neato. That armed citizen video is the shit. Dude's heart pumps ice water. Probably at about 275bpm.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 22, 2013 04:50 PM (jIaZt)

12 Ay Omar we got dis cracka watch dis oh shit!

Posted by: Shabazz at May 22, 2013 04:50 PM (Aif/5)

13 Wow Early ONT !!!!! Is any one here ? " looks around "

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 22, 2013 04:50 PM (hMaJ2)

14 A daylight ONT? In the East?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2013 04:51 PM (piMMO)

15 Regarding "The Cycle"--- To everything there is a season. Turn, turn, turn.

Posted by: "Michelangelo" at May 22, 2013 04:51 PM (RY6iZ)

16 Good Evening to all !!!!! God Bless the Horde !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 22, 2013 04:51 PM (hMaJ2)

17 So this is the ONT? After this, nothing, until morning?
Well ok then.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 04:52 PM (zJ6r0)

18 Look at that "Natural Conservative" chart, RNC, and tell me how the fuck it helps us to mint somewhere between 11 million and 30 million new voters that'll break 60/40 to the Democrats. There may be lots of reasons to amnesty these people, but winning elections ain't one of them.

Posted by: Andy at May 22, 2013 04:52 PM (OZPoa)

19 One cannot help but note the gratuitous female nudity shockingly displayed in the music video up yonder.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 04:52 PM (7vimm)

20 Ladies and germs, for your consideration, an early ONT. Thanks Maet.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 04:53 PM (4Mv1T)

21 Your browser does not currently recognize any of the available video formats.
Well
...ok

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 04:53 PM (zJ6r0)

22 But Hispanics are natural conservatives. Senor McCain told me so.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 22, 2013 04:54 PM (HDgX3)

23 Did anyone notice the carjacker's partner?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 04:54 PM (yh0zB)

24 Pretty bold pulling on someone who has the drop on you .

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 04:55 PM (dwArK)

25 At least I don't have to worry about being rich and famous .....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 04:56 PM (TQOZk)

26 Well 'the basement' plays, for a second or two out of each minute.
blick
blub
click
boing
yu
ugh


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 04:56 PM (zJ6r0)

27 1980: 38 percent
    1984: 37 percent
    1988: 30 percent
    1992: 29 percent
    1996: 23 percent
    2000: 36 percent
    2004: 43 percent (probably more like 38 percent)
    2008: 32 percent
    2012: 28 percent

So find out what Reagan and Bush did to get to the high 30s/low 40s and do that again in 2016 and beyond. A lot cheaper for the country than amnesty for 30 million people

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 22, 2013 04:56 PM (HDgX3)

28 Some men choose their partners badly. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2013 04:56 PM (5H6zj)

29 So this is the ONT? After this, nothing, until morning? Well ok then. *** Well, there's always a chance of a CAC hippy acid-trip post.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2013 04:56 PM (piMMO)

30 My guess is he was like "Yes we killed those infidels,now I kill youi!ALLAHU AKBAR!!"Of course,they'll never tell us officially,that might cause some blowback against peaceful muslims or something. press release from the FBI: The FBI is currently reviewing a shooting incident involving an FBI special agent. Based on preliminary information, the incident occurred in Orlando, Florida during the early morning hours of May 22, 2013. The agent, two Massachusetts State Police troopers, and other law enforcement personnel were interviewing an individual in connection with the Boston Marathon bombing investigation when a violent confrontation was initiated by the individual. During the confrontation, the individual was killed and the agent sustained non-life threatening injuries. As this incident is under review, we have no further details at this time.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 04:56 PM (9XBK2)

31 Evening, Vendette

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 04:57 PM (juKVi)

32 To find out what's going on, I only read the comments here

Posted by: Breitbart Obama at May 22, 2013 04:57 PM (mCvL4)

33 One cannot help but note the gratuitous female nudity shockingly displayed in the music video up yonder.
Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 08:52 PM (7vimm)



It's appalling.


Here.   I'll just take and keep it for everyone.


No, no, no need to thank me. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 04:57 PM (Gk3SS)

34 Well, a storm knocked out the power at home for a few minutes today, I guess the same must have happened to Maet. Maet, you do know when the clock on the VCR is blinking "12:00" that isn't the right time, right?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 22, 2013 04:58 PM (BXLPR)

35 Didn't Duran Duran originally sing bois on film, ugh they are so ghey

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 04:58 PM (HVff2)

36 >>>So this is the ONT? After this, nothing, until morning? Well ok then. If Purp gets board about 3AM Eastern he might throw something up... a new post on the blog that is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 04:58 PM (4Mv1T)

37 22 But Hispanics are natural conservatives. Senor McCain told me so.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 22, 2013 08:54 PM

Daddy still thinks I'm a virgin

Posted by: Meghan McCain at May 22, 2013 04:58 PM (mCvL4)

38 steevy at May 22, 2013 08:56 PM

Two Massachusetts State Police officers in Orlando
sure, why not.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 04:59 PM (zJ6r0)

39

Dead Snow on Chiller channel tonight.  Nazi Zombie awesomeness

 

the comedian was funneh

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 04:59 PM (nH8jP)

40 No, no, no need to thank me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 08:57 PM (Gk3SS)



Taking one for the team are you? Very self-less.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 04:59 PM (yh0zB)

41 Maet....great job. Drowning in the sheer David Foster Wallaceness of life for 10 min was eminently worth the click. Damn that guy was good. I loved his writing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:00 PM (juKVi)

42 38 I guess since the crime happened in their State they got to sit in on the interview.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:00 PM (9XBK2)

43 Daddy thinks I'm still a virgin ---------- I mean, who would hit that?

Posted by: Senator McCain at May 22, 2013 05:00 PM (Aif/5)

44 Thanks for the lovely ONT, Maet. Good evening to all the fine gents and ladies. Pray tell, what refreshments are we enjoying this fine spring evening?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:00 PM (pxDth)

45 Truman North around?

Posted by: lincolntf at May 22, 2013 05:01 PM (ZshNr)

46 I was on the yahoo homepage just a while ago and caught a glimpse of the only political story on the page.  The headline was The Senior Senator John McCain is fed up with Junior Senator Ted Cruz.  I really loathe John McCain.  The sound of his voice and Lyndsey Graham's are enough to spike my blood pressure. 

Posted by: no good deed at May 22, 2013 05:01 PM (mjR67)

47 You're Mitt Romney and it's October 31, 2012.... ---- I was drunk that day.

Posted by: That guy at May 22, 2013 05:01 PM (krveP)

48 Maybe the GOP just needs to offer free burritos at voting time?

Posted by: Randomized lurker at May 22, 2013 05:01 PM (AnfcZ)

49 speedbumps buddy had just confessed to helping him murder those three dudes.  FBI asked him to sign the confession they had typed up, he lunged at the agent while wielding a knife.  Remember the three dead guys had their throats cut.  Why he had an undiscovered knife I have no clue.  Anyway, that was when he got shot

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:02 PM (nH8jP)

50 Just flavored water for me tonight, I'm off to VIR in the morning to drive some charity laps. Yes, I know, not very ONT-ish of me, but I am already pants-less so I have that going for me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:02 PM (yh0zB)

51 ONT not enough for you? Whore!

Posted by: cuckolded commenter at May 22, 2013 05:02 PM (I88Jc)

52 >>>Pray tell, what refreshments are we enjoying this fine spring evening? Quart of Bud from the gas station.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:02 PM (4Mv1T)

53 Good even, fair people.   How's everyone tonight?

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 22, 2013 05:02 PM (S2RnE)

54 Scary that we have a government (like in the UK) that just will not admit these people are something more than your average criminals.GW Bush acted the same way,just a few "radicals" "islam is a religion of peace" etc .

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:02 PM (9XBK2)

55 Taking one for the team are you? Very self-less.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 08:59 PM (yh0zB)



It's noble and all, I know.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 05:03 PM (Gk3SS)

56 Nice ONT Maet did the AoSHQ Tardis misfire again...and b/c it cannot be said enough Fuck McCain

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:04 PM (LRFds)

57 Bill burr ROCKS. Love him.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:04 PM (qPCAa)

58 4 life or just fantasy? Posted by: TheCriminalBarrister at May 22, 2013 08:47 PM (w3C0S) caught in a landslide...no escape from reality...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

59 VIR GGE. I'm jealous. Paul Newman said something about VIR being the "closest thing to heaven on earth". Or so said Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:04 PM (4Mv1T)

60 open your eyes...look to the skies and see.....

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:05 PM (nH8jP)

61

Did anyone notice the carjacker's partner?

 

Not until you mentioned him. Went back and watched again.  Bastard ran for his life.

Posted by: Ronster at May 22, 2013 05:05 PM (2SFSP)

62 open your eyes...look up to the skies...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:05 PM (yh0zB)

63 It's noble and all, I know. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS) I sees it, I do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:05 PM (GEICT)

64 CAC just curbstomped the ONT. Uh oh. COB LOGGER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 22, 2013 05:05 PM (BXLPR)

65 Paul Newman said something about VIR being the "closest thing to heaven on earth". Or so said Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 09:04 PM (4Mv1T)



It's a lot of fun, even at reduced holiday lap speed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:06 PM (yh0zB)

66 It's noble and all, I know. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS) Thanks for the nobility

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 05:06 PM (HVff2)

67 Has anyone ever stomped an ONT????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

68 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 08:52 PM (zJ6r0) Nothing? 8 straight hours of unfettered moron comments hijinx is nothing?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:06 PM (qPCAa)

69 It's noble and all, I know.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (Gk3SS)



And she's humble too!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 05:06 PM (uL0u2)

70 Alright, so we started the day with Ette boobehs covered in whip cream. How we gonna end the day, Ettes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

71 Anybody know where the attempted carjacking took place?

Posted by: Matt at May 22, 2013 05:07 PM (Ou5cA)

72 67 Yes,there is precedent.Ace himself has done it.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:07 PM (9XBK2)

73

Having lived in a hispanic neighborhood as a youth, it goes like this.  Most hispanics will vote democrat the rest of their long lives due to union influences or welfare consuming needs.

 

That changes after several geneations, but specifically with veterans.  Especially the combat ones (goes without saying).

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 22, 2013 05:08 PM (yqTy/)

74 Well there was the memorable dueling alternate universe ONT a few months ago.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:08 PM (pxDth)

75 When McCain and Graham launched their attack against Paul and Cruz over their filibuster my 80 yr old mom told me her theory on them: they've been lovers for years. Think of it, she said, they've been in Washington for decades while Cindy McCain stayed in AZ. And they've spent so much time together they've started thinking alike despite being so out of touch with their fellow Republicans.(just like an old married couple finishing each others sentences).

Just the thought of those two as lovebirds makes me laugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 05:08 PM (0qqnb)

76 Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter..,

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:08 PM (qPCAa)

77 74 Well there was the memorable dueling alternate universe ONT a few months ago. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 09:08 PM (pxDth) The hidden ONT? That broke the blog? Genius.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (GEICT)

78 How we gonna end the day, Ettes? Vendette is out. I offered to take a similar pic of her but she hates whipped cream.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (juKVi)

79 Hell I have to get up at 6 and go to work. Still drinking valu-rite and coke.

Posted by: Senator McCain at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (Aif/5)

80 How we gonna end the day, Ettes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:07 PM (GEICT)




*please say more whipped cream...please say more whipped cream...*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (yh0zB)

81 It's that time of year: "Hey third cousin I've never spoken to, I'm graduating! $ooo..."

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (hC80d)

82 Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 09:06 PM

ok, I laughed.
thanks

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (zJ6r0)

83 67 Has anyone ever stomped an ONT????       Oh yeah.  There have been a few times where there have been 3 threads posted above the ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2013 05:09 PM (LI48c)

84 Damn socks.

Posted by: Adam at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (Aif/5)

85 Anybody know where the attempted carjacking took place? Posted by: Matt at May 22, 2013 09:07 PM (Ou5cA) I got the impression it was in Venezuela, but not certain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (673KB)

86 I'm totally gonna own that Brooklyn bar contest.

Posted by: occcam at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (29vnO)

87 someone kick the aos time machine. it seems to be acting up again

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (zZJJp)

88 In all fairness to CAC, it's a very early ONT. I'm So confused though, so we stay here or go up for the rest of the night?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (qPCAa)

89

McCain ready to slit Cruz's throat.  Cruz wouldn't agree to send the budget proposal from the Senate to the House saying he did not trust republicans

 

McCain hates Cruz with the heat of a thousand suns.  Good enough for me.

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (nH8jP)

90 I offered to take a similar pic of her but she hates whipped cream.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (juKVi)




How about pudding? Everybody likes pudding!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:10 PM (yh0zB)

91 Has anyone ever stomped an ONT???? *** Oh yeah! A number of times.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2013 05:11 PM (piMMO)

92 So that's what EoJ looks like .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 05:11 PM (TQOZk)

93 Vendette is out. I offered to take a similar pic of her but she hates whipped cream. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (juKVi) We can go no whipped cream. That's fine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:11 PM (GEICT)

94 75 When McCain and Graham launched their attack against Paul and Cruz over their filibuster my 80 yr old mom told me her theory on them: they've been lovers for years. Think of it, she said, they've been in Washington for decades while Cindy McCain stayed in AZ. And they've spent so much time together they've started thinking alike despite being so out of touch with their fellow Republicans.(just like an old married couple finishing each others sentences). Just the thought of those two as lovebirds makes me laugh. Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 09:08 PM (0qqnb) >squirt<

Posted by: Miss Lindsay Graham at May 22, 2013 05:11 PM (BXLPR)

95 HAHAHAHHAAHA! i called it! CAC with a hippy thread

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 22, 2013 05:11 PM (piMMO)

96 Pudding, fluff, whipped cream, maple syrup all good

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 05:12 PM (HVff2)

97 We can go no whipped cream. That's fine. Based on Friday, she might opt for matching peanut butter truffles. I'm cool with that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:12 PM (juKVi)

98 "Dorito dust in their cleavage" was a dead giveaway .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 05:12 PM (TQOZk)

99  Zerocare passed the House by a pubic hair, due to the Dem majority at the time. Are there enough GOP sellouts to pass Amnesty this time?

Posted by: Libtardo at May 22, 2013 05:12 PM (QlTaC)

100 >>>79 Hell I have to get up at 6 and go to work. Still drinking valu-rite and coke. Posted by: Senator McCain at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (Aif/5) Listen to Diamond Jim over here. Must be one of the Rockefeller's Real morons drink Value-rite and Top-value cola.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at May 22, 2013 05:13 PM (zZJJp)

101 Getting Gay with Kids… For Gaia The indoctrination by the Progressive left of innocent school children has yet again reached the point of self parody. The alleged federally recognized 501(c)3 non-profit public charity “Earth Guardians” have been mentioned previously for their apparent campaigning for Obama’s re-election. They have also been spreading anti-fracking propaganda at a local Colorado middle school. Listed among their “Advisors” is the Mayor of Boulder, Colorado. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2284

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 05:13 PM (Vk2pI)

102 Could there be a Goldilocks view of penis size?

Posted by: Witches of Eastwick at May 22, 2013 05:13 PM (I88Jc)

103 WTF?  Smallest penis contest.  The pussification of America continues.  Oh wait, this is NY?  Must be a hipster bar.

In Texas, we'd beat wholesale ass for less than a little dick contest.

Posted by: sluggo at May 22, 2013 05:13 PM (vVv3V)

104 Based on Friday, she might opt for matching peanut butter truffles. I'm cool with that. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 09:12 PM (juKVi) Yup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

105 83 67 Has anyone ever stomped an ONT???? Oh yeah. There have been a few times where there have been 3 threads posted above the ONT. Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (LI48c) Ace has done it a few times when he was drunk on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 22, 2013 05:14 PM (BXLPR)

106 Hey, peanut butter and chocolate, go all Reese's on it. I like it!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:14 PM (yh0zB)

107

Cruz today refusing to be scolded by McCain

 

 

 

The senior senator from Arizona urged this body to trust the Republicans. Let me be clear: I donÂ’t trust the Republicans, and I donÂ’t trust the Democrats. And I think a whole lot of Americans likewise donÂ’t trust the Republicans and the Democrats because it is leadership in both parties that has gotten us into this mess. Â… What we are doing to our kids and grandkids, I think is immoral. Now, I commend the Democrats in this body for their candor. The Democrats and President Obama have been very explicit that it is their intention to raise the debt ceiling and to do so with no conditions whatsoever, just to keep borrowing and borrowing and borrowing money without any structural reforms to fix the problems. That is an intellectually consistent position. I think it is a dangerous position, but it is at least candid and that is the reason why everyday for sixty days the Democrats have opposed taking the debt ceiling off the table in this discussion. But unfortunately, one of the reasons we got into this mess is because a lot of Republicans were complicit in the spending spree, and thatÂ’s why so many Americans are disgusted with both sides of this House.

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:14 PM (nH8jP)

108 McCain hates Cruz with the heat of a thousand suns. Good enough for me.

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.  Seems a good standard to me.

Posted by: no good deed at May 22, 2013 05:15 PM (mjR67)

109 If these ONTs keep posting earlier and earlier, I'm going to assume that Saturday Bingo night isn't far behind, along with pureed carrots? When did AoSHQ get OLD, 'rons and 'ettes?

Posted by: sithkhan at May 22, 2013 05:15 PM (EXCVJ)

110 There may be lots of reasons to amnesty these people, Posted by: Andy at May 22, 2013 08:52 PM (OZPoa)
What are they?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2013 05:15 PM (WLywR)

111 We can go no whipped cream. That's fine. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)


Pour tu


http://go.ign.com/166nNUR



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

112 Holy shit It's 315 here I can't drink or take my pants off yet!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 05:15 PM (ZfBzk)

113 Well there was the memorable dueling alternate universe ONT a few months ago.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 09:08 PM

Mr Seamus ..your agonizer please ..

Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at May 22, 2013 05:16 PM (mCvL4)

114 The only conclusion about the GOP and the Hispanic vote is that the GOP establishment has rightly earned the "stupid party" title and probably will hold it for eternity, or until they are voted out of every office by the flood of naturally conservative Hispanics voting against free stuff.

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 22, 2013 05:16 PM (Cnqmv)

115 I can't drink or take my pants off yet!!! Lightweight .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 05:16 PM (TQOZk)

116 >>>It's 315 here I can't drink or take my pants off yet!!! You are clearly on another planet if it's 3:15 there. CAC's post is one floor up. I'll drop you off.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:16 PM (4Mv1T)

117 Let me be clear: I donÂ’t trust the Republicans, and I donÂ’t trust the Democrats....and thatÂ’s why so many Americans are disgusted with both sides of this House. Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 09:14 PM (nH8jP) BOOM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:17 PM (GEICT)

118 82 Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 09:06 PM ok, I laughed. thanks Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (zJ6r0) *Small curtsy* You are welcome.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:18 PM (qPCAa)

119 Cruz just keep getting better and better. I can hardly wait until he really gets going!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 22, 2013 05:18 PM (Cnqmv)

120 Hey y'all. Anyone else been drinking besides me and Bannion? Chemjeff, if you're here, I have a super secret mission for you.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 05:18 PM (UB6eP)

121 112 Holy shit It's 315 here I can't drink or take my pants off yet!!! Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 09:15 PM (ZfBzk) Moron lifestyle: u r not doing it right.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:19 PM (qPCAa)

122 113 Bearded Spock of ISS enterprise,

Sven in a Red Shirt with scar over right eye sneering...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:19 PM (LRFds)

123 81 It's that time of year: "Hey third cousin I've never spoken to, I'm graduating! $ooo..." Posted by: USS Diversity at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (hC80d) ***** Heh, my niece is getting married this year. I've been in the same room with her maybe twice in thirty years. So her dad, my brother, calls my work phone number to ask what my mailing address is so that she can send an invitation ($$$) to her dear old uncle Seamus. He probably had to look me up in the phone book, that's how close we are. I haven't gotten the invitation yet, but I'm sure I'm washing my hair or getting the dog neutered that day.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:19 PM (pxDth)

124 120 Hey y'all. Anyone else been drinking besides me and Bannion? Chemjeff, if you're here, I have a super secret mission for you. Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 09:18 PM (UB6eP) Hi L. I'm getting ready to make myself a small nightcap. You?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:19 PM (qPCAa)

125 Cruz just keep getting better and better. I can hardly wait until he really gets going!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 22, 2013 09:18 PM (Cnqmv)



Yes, I am beginning to like this Cruz fellow. And apropos of nothing, I suppose, I first read that as "Weiner Republican" and had to go back to see it for sure.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:20 PM (yh0zB)

126 Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 09:14 PM (nH8jP)


Context:  The Senate took up and passed a budget resolution for the first time in 4 years, on March 23.  Republicans gave them a lot of grief for taking so long.  Usually the House and Senate pass separate budget resolutions and then they have a conference and get a final bill (called a conference report).


Some of the newer GOP senators (Rubio, Lee, Cruz, Paul) are objecting to the Senate naming conferees and going to conference because they want to require that the conference report not include a debt ceiling raise via reconciliation, which only takes a simple majority vote.  Reconciliation got us the Bush tax cuts and Obamacare.  This has been going on since a week after Easter.  The usual way to tell conferees what to do is via a motion to instruct, but it isn't binding.


Yesterday McCain went to the floor as the request to go to conference was objected to again, and he got mad that the newbies were circumventing the regular order and not allowing votes on motions to instruct (which the Democrats could vote down).  Same thing happened again today. 

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 05:21 PM (uL0u2)

127 Let me be clear,while I don't trust the GOP to do the right I DO trust the Dems to do the wrong thing,every time.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:21 PM (9XBK2)

128 What's an agonizer?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:21 PM (pxDth)

129 David Foster Wallace taught at the university I attended while I was a student. There weren't a ton of opportunities for me to be in one of his classes, as a finance major, but there were a few. Wish it happened. That clip from his commencement speech was fantastic. Thanks for sharing it.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 22, 2013 05:22 PM (UvR6d)

130 128 What's an agonizer? In these parts we call them wives .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (TQOZk)

131 Elizabethe get off your phone I'm two cocktails ahead of you. Catch up. Long Island Ice Teas. Oh boy.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (UB6eP)

132 110 There may be lots of reasons to amnesty these people, Posted by: Andy at May 22, 2013 08:52 PM (OZPoa) What are they? You can't deport 30 million people Human beings can't be illegal Racism The pilgrims were illegal immigrants Blah blah blah

Posted by: Libtardo at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (xm1Dn)

133 so anything interesting happen on the daywalker threads? (she asked drily)

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (r7Ddb)

134 123 I haven't gotten the invitation yet, but I'm sure I'm washing my hair or getting the dog neutered that day. Don't say neutered, say tutored to your dog Seamus

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (HVff2)

135 Pour tu http://go.ign.com/166nNUR Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 09:15 PM (Gk3SS) Oh. Oh my. Thank you Empress. Now pardon me while I go clean off the ceiling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

136 128 Seamus Muldoon,

an agonizer is a lot like C Span...

it is a device that causes well "agony"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (LRFds)

137 Ouch.  ONT got stomped already? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (A4irB)

138 Mirror Universe Sulu was totally straight.Ask Uhura.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (9XBK2)

139 Bill Burr should have given the commencement speech at Kenyon College. The dude makes too much sense. Many guys I know have gone a scorched earth policy on women and have decided not to get well paid jobs or buy a home (recession), makes you undesirable by females. It has in turn lowered the standards for every woman in their 20's. I own my own home, ten years ago that wouldn't have meant anything, now I look like a fucking king.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (b9K4P)

140 David Foster Wallace's commencement speech is good, but he should check his premise: will most of these graduates really be employed (and with a "white collar" job and not serving latte)? Awareness may smack them in the head in the form of college loans and shit is expensive.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 05:23 PM (0qqnb)

141 I'm going to have to get some adult beverages tomorrow for sure.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2013 05:24 PM (yh0zB)

142 Daddy still thinks I'm a virgin Posted by: Meghan McCain at May 22, 2013 08:58 PM (mCvL4) Who was the lucky vibrating dildo you lost it to?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 05:24 PM (Vk2pI)

143 I'm two cocktails ahead of you. Catch up. Long Island Ice Teas. Oh boy. Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 09:23 PM (UB6eP) Damn. Are you making them for yourself? Recipe? Mix? I'm just drinking gin. Ok brb catching up.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 05:24 PM (qPCAa)

144 138 Steevy,

Oh MYYYY

//Sven with a red shirt and scar over right eye

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:25 PM (LRFds)

145 Let me be clear,while I don't trust the GOP to do the right I DO trust the Dems to do the wrong thing,every time.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 09:21 PM (9XBK2)


And I trust that McCain (and by extension his butt buddy Graham) will always do the wrong thing no matter who initiates it.

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 22, 2013 05:25 PM (Cnqmv)

146 Hey y'all. Anyone else been drinking besides me and Bannion? on 2nd bottle of whine damn these handsome charms

Posted by: Vino Veritard at May 22, 2013 05:25 PM (I88Jc)

147 What did EOJ say about Pacific Rim?Two fags on a treadmill controlling giant robots?

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:26 PM (9XBK2)

148 Don't say neutered, say tutored to your dog Seamus Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 09:23 PM (HVff2) ***** Unfortunately for the dog he's already been neutered once. I don't think he will be pleased..

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:26 PM (pxDth)

149 I'm two cocktails ahead of you. Catch up. Long Island Ice Teas. Oh boy. So I have to teach you how to drink too? Wher is CBD when you need him?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:26 PM (juKVi)

150 Is there bad blood between CAC and Maetenloch?

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 22, 2013 05:26 PM (BVkEs)

151 147 Steevy,

sounds a lot like Obama's vision for DoD to me

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:26 PM (LRFds)

152 147 What did EOJ say about Pacific Rim?Two fags on a treadmill controlling giant robots? Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 09:26 PM (9XBK2) Which means a lot coming from a theater major.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:27 PM (GEICT)

153 >>>Is there bad blood between CAC and Maetenloch? There is now.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

154 150 Craig Poe,

Sorta like Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:27 PM (LRFds)

155 David Foster Wallace's commencement speech is good, but he should check his premise: will most of these graduates really be employed (and with a "white collar" job and not serving latte)? Awareness may smack them in the head in the form of college loans and shit is expensive.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 09:23 PM (0qqnb)


It was 2005, I'm sure they all thought they were heading towards a well paying job. One they most likely held for two to three years then got let go. 

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 22, 2013 05:28 PM (b9K4P)

156 I nominate "BUGGER MC CAIN" as an AOSHQ-politically-correct alternative for the Megs-invoking "Fuck McCain" that seems to be so popular round these here parts.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 05:28 PM (7vimm)

157 so anything interesting happen on the daywalker threads? (she asked drily) No. No, nothing at all. Why do you ask? :::: shifty eyes ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:28 PM (juKVi)

158 >>>Sorta like Paula Abdul and Janet Jackso I selflessly volunteer to referee a grudge match. Wardrobe malfunctions notwithstanding.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:28 PM (4Mv1T)

159 Good God Seamus take it easy on the poor boy you can't neuter him twice, neuter your bro instead

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 05:29 PM (HVff2)

160 Coblog grudge match!

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:29 PM (9XBK2)

161 Stoli and Clamato juice.  Because we know how to live.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 22, 2013 05:29 PM (x4x3r)

162

from the Daily Mail tonight about Woolwich jihadis

 

Last night Newsnight correspondent Richard Watson said: ‘I received a very interesting phone call from a source who knows the British jihadi scene very well and [he] said that one of the attackers was Nigerian in origin, has been living in the UK for many years, [and] was radicalised by the Islamist group Al Muhajiroun [a banned extremist group] in 2003.

 

‘He suggested to me that just last year this young man was stopped or arrested ... on his way to join Al Shabaab in Somalia.’

 

More than 200 far-Right English Defence League supporters descended on Woolwich last night. The mob, some wearing black balaclavas, chanted ‘Rule Britannia’ and ‘EDL’, and were kept penned in by police officers.



 

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:30 PM (nH8jP)

163

Wait, there were 'ette boobehs?  Where?

 

Damn my work for blocking the HQ!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2013 05:30 PM (lr3d7)

164 158 Tobacco Road,

Mr Road we will use the slingshot maneuver to go back to ~1986

ENGAGE!

//Sven in a red shirt with scar over right eye

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:30 PM (LRFds)

165 "BUGGER MCCAIN"
Works for me.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 05:30 PM (0qqnb)

166

What Happens When You Try to Carjack an Armed Citizen

 

I love a happy ending. Feel good clip of the month.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 22, 2013 05:31 PM (IDSI7)

167 162 Ah yes,the evil "far right".

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:31 PM (9XBK2)

168 147 What did EOJ say about Pacific Rim?Two fags on a treadmill controlling giant robots?

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 09:26 PM (9XBK2)

 

So you're saying he's jealous that he wasn't up for the role.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2013 05:31 PM (LI48c)

169 165 Lizzy,

Me too!

//The Chicken in  Lindsey Graham-McCain costume

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

170 No, Elizabethe, not making them for myself. I've got an enabler. You need a fully stocked bar on hand to make a Long Island Iced Tea. It's like 6 different liquors. Last time, I did this was Mardi Gras. That actually ended well, so I'm hopeful. I didn't get arrested or raped.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 05:31 PM (hRNoZ)

171

Is there bad blood between CAC and Maetenloch?

 

Couldn't happen to a nicer couple.

Posted by: Ronster at May 22, 2013 05:32 PM (2SFSP)

172 neuter your bro instead Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 09:29 PM (HVff2) *** A plan with some merit. I will take it under advisement.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:32 PM (pxDth)

173 It's much more fun and stress relieving to say Fuck McCain

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 05:32 PM (HVff2)

174 "BUGGER MCCAIN"
Works for me.


Free strap-ons for the 'ettes.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 05:32 PM (7vimm)

175 "Did anyone notice the carjacker's partner?"

I did. I don't know if I would have noticed the partner if I had been the driver, though. Target fixation.

I also would have responded differently than the driver did. I would have delivered two shots to the center of mass and then I would have immediately thrown the vehicle into reverse and backed up over the first perp.

Getting an all-terrain tire rolled across his face didn't do Tspeedbump Tsarnaev any favors, and I figure it would be just about the same dealio here. Extra points for a well timed burnout.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2013 05:32 PM (gqT4g)

176 173 Misanthropic humanitarian,

Agreed but I do value the occasional change-up

//"The Chicken"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:33 PM (LRFds)

177

45 years ago on May 22, 1968 the US Navy's nuclear attack submarine USS Scorpion ( SSN 589 ) sank approx 400 miles SW of the Azores. She was returning to her homeport in Norfolk, VA after a deployment to the Med. The last radio message sent by the Scorpion was on May 21, 1968.

 

The exact cause of the sinking is unknown. Some possible causes was a flooding/fire casualty, battery well fire/explosion, a torpedo that exploded in the torpedo room. There are some who claim the Soviets sank her, but that theory has been debunked.

 

Recent sound analysis from the Atlantic SOSUS records indicate the most probable cause was an explosion in the battery space, probably from a buildup of hydrogen gas. The explosion prevented the crew from maintaining depth control and she imploded at approx 1530 feet. She lies at a depth of 10,000 feet in four major pieces.

 

99 crewmen died with the Scorpion. In keeping with Navy tradition she and her crew are considered "On Eternal Patrol."

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 22, 2013 05:33 PM (PBm/l)

178 >>>Mr Road we will use the slingshot maneuver to go back to ~1986 ENGAGE! Hey! I like that! I had a real job, a new H-D in the dining room, was single, and not fat. LETS GO!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:33 PM (4Mv1T)

179 A plan with some merit. I will take it under advisement. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 09:32 PM (pxDth) I feel the same about mine Seamus

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 05:33 PM (HVff2)

180 Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 09:32 PM (HVff2)

Yeah, but it's kind of like saying "Betelgeuse" three times--you invoke something you'd rather not encounter.

Buggery is underrated, in certain circumstances.

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 05:34 PM (7vimm)

181 Ummmm, I can't because I am eating late lunch at the new ramen place in kapolei The Honolulu police dept kinda frowns on pantless ramen eating

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 05:34 PM (wPCF5)

182 Coblog grudge match! CAC strides to the ring with a boa around his neck and a floozy on the arm Maet, covered in blood, leaps from a pyrotechnic display that injures several in the audience

Posted by: Gene Mean Oaken Barrel at May 22, 2013 05:34 PM (I88Jc)

183 No. No, nothing at all.

Why do you ask?

:::: shifty eyes ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 09:28 PM (juKVi)


*snerk*



yeah. thought so. glad to brighten up your morning. i lurk the daywalker threads from my phone and you all kept me entertained while i worked. Especially EOJ.  i showed that one to Grimmy. IN this world of shit with the crap thats going on out there in the swamp on the East Coast, it was kinda funny to watch that one spool out. perhaps funnier than the original night i got blasted and let the image happen

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 05:34 PM (r7Ddb)

184 "It was 2005, I'm sure they all thought they were heading towards a well paying job. One they most likely held for two to three years then got let go."

Ah, 2005, the good old days of a functioning economy (relatively speaking).
However, in 2005 I was keeping my son company while he underwent his second heart cath and 2nd major heart surgery. Get married and start a family and no water needed to achieve this "awareness" of which Foster speaks.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 05:34 PM (0qqnb)

185 178 Tobacco Road,

All empires crave purpose and worthy foes with good leadership...

//Sven in a red Shirt with scar over right eye

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

186 Sipping Merlot and wondering if Britain will have a full-scale melt-down.

I was going to go over there again this year,  but I think I might instead go west and see some national parks.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 05:35 PM (GoIUi)

187 No chemjeff still?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 05:35 PM (hRNoZ)

188 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 05:35 PM (BBWjt)

189 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 09:34 PM (r7Ddb) Oh. Shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

190 6 days of walleye fishing in N MN.

OT

What lake?

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2013 05:36 PM (DL2i+)

191 186 Miss Marple,

England could solve the problem in a month.

They won't but they could.

Pan Anglia first culture to happily blow its brains out.

Coming soon to a continent near you

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

192 If there are any here (and I don't think there are) who doubt the vileness under the Left's skin, you might check out Twitchy to see how they treated Dana Loesch after she tweeted re the British Muslim murderers :   http://tinyurl.com/ndwqgzw

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 05:36 PM (aDwsi)

193 it was kinda funny to watch that one spool out. perhaps funnier than the original night i got blasted and let the image happen We're perfectly fine with a repeat performance. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:36 PM (juKVi)

194 188 ChemJeff,

ah the ISS AoSHQ Science Officer is on the bridge

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:37 PM (LRFds)

195 192 Mike Hammer,

Nope know precisely who they are...

my fave is seven layer cake a personal fave tweep aiding in the pile on....

it's why we lose.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:38 PM (LRFds)

196 Troll alert. One floor up. Be advised. Smarter than average troll, but troll nonetheless.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:38 PM (4Mv1T)

197 Pan Anglia first culture to happily blow its brains out.
--------------------

I'm sure National Health Service will take care of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 05:38 PM (aDwsi)

198 Allow me to repeat what I've written in the "Space Thread"...

O/T

Ace: Your 'Yahoo!' RSS Feed is way behind. It started yesterday afternoon and it has not improved today. The last Headline was "PSA: Where you can meet your Two Minutes Hate quota [Purp]

Some posts were invisible/un-postable yesterday, corrected by Pixy, but the RSS 'Yahoo!' feed has not updated.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 05:39 PM (7gwGw)

199 "from the Daily Mail tonight about Woolwich jihadis"

This latest massacre by the Religion of Peace have the UK political-media power structure seriously freaked out. They now see the very real possibility of mass defections to UKIP from the other political parties by ordinary British voters who are sick of this imported muzzie nonsense and want their good old country back.

David Cameron in particular has to have shit running down his trouser leg and into his shoe. The Conservatives are sinking like rocks in the polls and losing members to UKIP at a steadily increasing pace.

I was on the Tory-leaning Daily Telegraph site today and they had turned off comments on every single article or blog post related to the jihadi attack. Trying to kettle the wave of public revulsion and anger. Apparently the Twitter activity around the English Defence League has gone completely off the charts.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2013 05:39 PM (gqT4g)

200
We're perfectly fine with a repeat performance.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 09:36 PM (juKVi)



ok, things work out with the next election, i will do a repeat with chocolate pudding. so you gotta GOTV and get your friends to vote the bums out, or no dice. Im only an idiot on special occasions. But now you all know why Ma Bell has beef with me. Seems that little performance really put a bur under her saddleblanket.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 05:39 PM (r7Ddb)

201 Wait, TR, what'd I miss? Who's the troll?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 05:40 PM (hRNoZ)

202 Ah yes. Memorial Day in the mountains after one more day of work tomorrow. I'm off to pack a suitcase. Might or might not check in on the weekend. Stay safe and/or sane y'all. ¡Hasta lambada!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 05:40 PM (pxDth)

203 Ted Cruz would make a fine VP for president Palin

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 05:40 PM (mL7EQ)

204 Im only an idiot on special occasions. But now you all know why Ma Bell has beef with me. Seems that little performance really put a bur under her saddleblanket. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 09:39 PM (r7Ddb) With enough alcohol, everyday is a special occasion. And Ma Bell?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:41 PM (GEICT)

205 Nice goblin vid. Always helps to end the day with a smile.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 05:41 PM (Wl/Ht)

206 Wai . . . wha . . . whu . . . huh . . .

Troll?

I wanna play!

Where!

I haven't severely mocked anyone in a good couple of hours!

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 05:42 PM (7vimm)

207 chemjeff, perfect timing as usual. How are you?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:42 PM (qPCAa)

208 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 05:42 PM (JMmQ9)

209 Isn't there a history of muslims attacking any event that honors their military? This is just an escalation, not out of the blue.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2013 05:42 PM (0qqnb)

210 I see Herbert (AKA Clarence) in the above thread but he is not smarter than the average troll.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2013 05:42 PM (LI48c)

211

Herbert Hymenhopper

 

 

upstairs

 

complaining about Nic Cage movies in an astronomy thread

 

go figure

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:43 PM (nH8jP)

212 There is no bad blood beyween CAC and Maetenloch, because the stars, unfortunately, are the limit. As to the Republican Party if some of its members vote for amnesty and remain in the caucus, may it drop dead, because white people actually have a right to say "no" to sainted folk of color. Esp. if the sainted folk of color are the ones in the wrong.

Posted by: "Whittle" at May 22, 2013 05:43 PM (RY6iZ)

213 >>>Wait, TR, what'd I miss? Who's the troll? Posted by: L, elle Herbert Hymensmacker, slooper, pooper, whatever made a guest appearance in CAC's thread above, but seemed apolitical in the comment I saw. May be a sock.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:43 PM (4Mv1T)

214 All empires crave purpose and worthy foes with good leadership...
-----------------------

The world continues to offer glittering prizes to those
who have stout hearts and sharp swords.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

215 ok, things work out with the next election, i will do a repeat with chocolate pudding. so you gotta GOTV and get your friends to vote the bums out, or no dice. I'm OK with Cool Whip. Don't go to any trouble on my account.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:44 PM (juKVi)

216 #199  torquewrench,  thank you for the information.  I have been gone most of the evening and haven't kept up.

I said last year that Cameron was going to lose his PM place and maybe the Tories would also lose,  due to this very issue.

I was in Canterbury last spring and heard outright disparaging comments about the Muslims.  "They have made London a sewer," one shopkeeper told me,  and then asked me if I knew anything about the KKK!!  I heard tales of parents forced out of their homes due to Muslims moving in,  disparagement of Prince Charles, anger at Cameron.  They also hate the EU with a white hot passion.

UKIP is going to be a force in the next elections.  They already gained a huge number of local offices in the off-year council elections.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 05:44 PM (GoIUi)

217 Oh THAT picture,yeah,still on my hard drive.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:44 PM (9XBK2)

218 No, Elizabethe, not making them for myself. I've got an enabler. You need a fully stocked bar on hand to make a Long Island Iced Tea. It's like 6 different liquors. Last time, I did this was Mardi Gras. That actually ended well, so I'm hopeful. I didn't get arrested or raped. Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 09:31 PM (hRNoZ) ah yes, the enabler. I've noticed it is usually another person who is bringing me a Long Island Iced Tea. I have never gone out and said "Yes, bring me one of those." They always just sort of appear in my hand. Good show, carry on.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:45 PM (qPCAa)

219 so

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 05:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

220 Herbert Hymenhopper

What, that?

I've stepped over dog shit bigger than that.  Without noticing it.

Posted by: Cap'n Quirk at May 22, 2013 05:45 PM (7vimm)

221 >>>I see Herbert (AKA Clarence) in the above thread but he is not smarter than the average troll. It's at least evolved to some sort of state of semi-sentient exchange here, unlike raycon.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:45 PM (4Mv1T)

222 I was going to go over there again this year, but I think I might instead go west and see some national parks.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 09:35 PM (GoIUi)


I think the time to visit Albion is now far far in the past.

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 22, 2013 05:45 PM (Cnqmv)

223 Iowahawk has a funny poem based on the Canterbury Tales based on Great Britain and the jihadis among them

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (nH8jP)

224 214 Mike Hammer,

I'm getting pass dreading the coming reset....

time to put beta boys back where they belong.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)

225 Ma Bell? 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)


Female poster who took issue with gushka for having too many awesome interesting stories and insisted gushie was a fake.    

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (A4irB)

226 Geeze morons. Unflavored gelating for boobehs.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (Wl/Ht)

227 215 ok, things work out with the next election, i will do a repeat with chocolate pudding. so you gotta GOTV and get your friends to vote the bums out, or no dice. Oh man, things work better in 2016, and I'll ask the wife to do a whipped topping desert! Oh, and evening y'all!

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (doBIb)

228 Nasty storm here satellite TV out...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (aDwsi)

229 If Pixy could figure out a way to re-set your name to its rest state from its excited, sock state without human intervention, that would be . . .

. . .

. . .

OK, yeah.  Never mind.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 05:46 PM (7vimm)

230 Gelatin

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 05:47 PM (Wl/Ht)

231 This latest massacre by the Religion of Peace have the UK political-media power structure seriously freaked out. Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2013 09:39 PM (gqT4g)
They'll have to cede some more territory to them. That'll appease 'em for sure.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2013 05:47 PM (WLywR)

232 It is I, Herbert Balllickeranuspoppertoesuckerandpenisdehancer and I've come to bestow wisdom. On. You. All.

Posted by: Herbert at May 22, 2013 05:47 PM (Aif/5)

233 Ummmm, I can't because I am eating late lunch at the new ramen place in kapolei The Honolulu police dept kinda frowns on pantless ramen eating Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 09:34 PM (wPCF5) So, go to the old ramen place, I'm sure it's fine there.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:47 PM (qPCAa)

234 200. How about if the rethugiKKKants do bad but I get elected? Give a moron his send off?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 05:48 PM (dqux0)

235 Female poster who took issue with gushka for having too many awesome interesting stories and insisted gushie was a fake. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 09:46 PM (A4irB) Geez. Always a wet blanket somewhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

236 THE COMMON THREAD IN THE OBAMA ADMINSTRATION SCANDALS John Yoo identifies the common thread in the major Obama administration scandals: Add up all the recent scandals and the message is clear: the Obama administration is showing that it cannot be trusted with the basic functions of government: law enforcement (surveillance of reporters), taxation (IRS scandals), and national security (Benghazi). How, then, can we trust the administration when it comes to immigration — an area in which it already has refused to enforce portions of the law that it doesn’t like?

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (ZjfK8)

237

verrry long, but its about that ass hat the Archbishop of Canterbury and ends thusly:

 

 

Whan he has hise sovereyn culture

88  Crist bade us put ours in sepulture.

89  To be divyne we must first be diverse

90  So cheer thee well, thynges could be wors

91  Sharia is Englishe as tea and scones,

92  So everybody muste get stoned."

93  The pilgryms shuffled for the door

94  To face the rule of the Moor;

95  Poets, Professors, Starbucks workers

96  Donning turbans, veils and burqqas.

97  As they face theyr fynal curtan

98  Of Englande folk, one thynge is certan:

99  Dying by theyr own thousande cuts,

100  The Englande folk are folking nuts.

101 BURMA SHAVE

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (nH8jP)

238 Female poster who took issue with gushka for having too many awesome interesting stories and insisted gushie was a fake. Hee hee! Sounds like someone else I know.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (doBIb)

239 231 Bertram Cabot Jr,

Be a damn shame if we sent Hillbillies home to take back territory....

UK for the British and the Gaelics

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

240 There was an 'ette who showed us full frontal tittehs.I think Maet scrubbed the post for her protection.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (9XBK2)

241 sigh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

242 Sergio Garcia should of said he'd serve Tiger Woods beaver every day. Anywho, what are the stereotypical foods assigned to white people?

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 22, 2013 05:49 PM (BVkEs)

243 Mr Road we will use the slingshot maneuver to go back to ~1986 ENGAGE! Hey! I like that! I had a real job, a new H-D in the dining room, was single, and not fat. LETS GO! Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 09:33 PM (4Mv1T) I'll take 1986 too. So long as I can have my memories and not fuck it all up this time.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (qPCAa)

244 Wait Navycopjoe. You're in Hawaii and you're saying you can't drink because its only 3:15? Does not compute.

Posted by: Adam at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (Aif/5)

245 Geez. Always a wet blanket somewhere Usually several.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (juKVi)

246 >>>Oh man, things work better in 2016, and I'll ask the wife to do a whipped topping desert! Oh, and evening y'all! You've heard of bands "covering" another band's songs? We would like to see someone "cover" an other band's album cover. Specifically, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Whipped Cream and other Delights.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)

247
And Ma Bell?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)




yeah it appears she hates my guts for doin that, and i think she didn't realize when i talked about my hairless Pusseh, i meant my cat which was a Sphynx, and really did have no hair. She was pretty sure i was talking about something else. Which is sad, because that little cat was adorable.


one night poor Ma bell even flounced off in a huff, promising never to return over that shit. i am kinda sad she didnt keep her promise.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (r7Ddb)

248 Hee hee! Sounds like someone else I know. Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 09:49 PM (doBIb) Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

249 I was stationed in the UK (90-93) so I have a soft spot in my heart for that greeen and pleasant land. Hopefully the Brits will wake up in time. I don't know enough about UKIP to have an opinion. I know that they have the "right" people hating them, so they must be ok.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 22, 2013 05:50 PM (8SsiG)

250 233. Can't, the sickening bastards slurp their ramen and it makes me want to either puke or turn the place into a Rambo movie How ya doing Elizabethe

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 05:51 PM (dr6XJ)

251 247 Guskha,

OMG I didn't realize you were here...

apologies I have a rather heavy headache....

It is good seeing you ma'am

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:51 PM (LRFds)

252 #236  That is super.  And it gives the GOP an excellent reason to vote "no."

They have proven untrustworthy with everything else,  why should we believe they will handle immigration well?

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 05:51 PM (GoIUi)

253 yeah it appears she hates my guts for doin that, and i think she didn't realize when i talked about my hairless Pusseh, i meant my cat which was a Sphynx, and really did have no hair. She was pretty sure i was talking about something else. Which is sad, because that little cat was adorable. one night poor Ma bell even flounced off in a huff, promising never to return over that shit. i am kinda sad she didnt keep her promise. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 09:50 PM (r7Ddb) Now my wife and inlaws are staring at me and wondering why I'm laughing. Suggestions on how I explain that one?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)

254 Geeze...., monster lightning strike just now. Floor shook. Cat yawns, dog quavers under the bed...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

255 New ramen place out there? Better than Shiro's?

Posted by: dakine at May 22, 2013 05:53 PM (cvk3j)

256 one night poor Ma bell even flounced off in a huff, promising never to return over that shit. i am kinda sad she didnt keep her promise. Is it still around?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 05:53 PM (juKVi)

257 253 BC1981,

Explain the mirror universe thing... they'll either ignore you after that or commit you

254 Mike Hammer,

The Dog grasps the cat called the thunder....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

258 Specifically, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Whipped Cream and other Delights. Holy crap! That's a fortune in whip cream!!!

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 05:53 PM (doBIb)

259 244. I halfass play cab driver now and have to work till 2000 Huge runs starting at 1700

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 05:53 PM (dr6XJ)

260 How ya doing Elizabethe Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 09:51 PM (dr6XJ) I'm great. It's Wednesday. I got no complaints. How are you, aside from being in Hawaii and eating at new ramen place?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:54 PM (qPCAa)

261

I was in Canterbury last spring and heard outright disparaging comments about the Muslims. "They have made London a sewer," one shopkeeper told me,

 

 

Let's face it, they make everywhere a sewer.

 

and then asked me if I knew anything about the KKK!!

 

 

You told them, I trust, that you're not a Democrat?

 

Seriously, a major problem with all this PC crap is that suppressing criticism and other expressions of annoyance of another group doesn't make it go away, but rather compresses the social spring that eventually goes "boiinnnnggg" and results in over-reaction. EVERY group - Muslims, women, blacks, men, Jews, Lithuanians, Zoroastrians, gingers, Hispanics, southpaws, albinos, whatever - does some antisocial shit that irritates others, and deserves to be criticized for it. Pretending that that irritation doesn't exist, or has no valid basis, just compresses the spring.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 22, 2013 05:54 PM (IDSI7)

262 so, anyway. I have one more thing to tell y'all about the guy I hired who was a friend of sorts and eventually self-destructed. He has been calling people in the firm asking them if he can meet with them "one on one" or "without yankeefifth." no one has any idea what he possibly wants but everyone, I assume everyone, is letting me know as soon as they hear from him. he does have a confidentiality non-compete so I have know idea what he is doing. curiouser and curiouser. probably need some security.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 05:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

263 hey, happy fappy peoples!  and, yeah, the vaunted hispanic conundrum.  the only way we're gonna get their votes is with free shit.  we need a plan b.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

264 Why won't dinner cook itself?   /mumble

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 05:54 PM (A4irB)

265 Mike Hammer- Are you sure that is JUST a cat?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 05:54 PM (4Mv1T)

266 Suggestions on how I explain that one? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT) Tell them you were thinking of how funny some of the judges were on the Voice.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:55 PM (qPCAa)

267 "Geeze...., monster lightning strike just now. Floor shook. Cat yawns, dog quavers under the bed..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer
____________________________________

I LOVE those!  I'm in  Ohio, so the devastation is rare.  When a storm rolls in, I'm at a safe window, under a porch watching God's spectacular show!


Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 05:55 PM (7gwGw)

268 hey, happy fappy peoples! and, yeah, the vaunted hispanic conundrum. the only way we're gonna get their votes is with free shit. we need a plan b. Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 09:54 PM (8lmkt) hi Peaches!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:55 PM (qPCAa)

269 Wow, the Penguins are putting the hurt on the Sens. Hahahahaa. Fuck you, Ottawa.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 22, 2013 05:56 PM (VxV+p)

270 I'm spreading the word about this post at Powerline. A humble ex-IRS agent shoots down the "rogue agent" story with new facts and insights.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oh7lpzg

Posted by: Faceless Commenter at May 22, 2013 05:56 PM (oGNNA)

271 259 244. I halfass play cab driver now and have to work till 2000 Huge runs starting at 1700 Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 09:53 PM (dr6XJ) ---------- Okay that makes more sense.

Posted by: Adam at May 22, 2013 05:56 PM (Aif/5)

272 Tell them you were thinking of how funny some of the judges were on the Voice. Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 09:55 PM (qPCAa) They're watching L&O: SVU. Especially disturbing episode. Laughter was looked at oddly. The Voice prob doesn't help me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

273 Ma Bell posted pocs of her daughter in uniform, not a twice blessed mom of a dumb blonde

Posted by: drink to remember at May 22, 2013 05:56 PM (I88Jc)

274 hey, happy fappy peoples! and, yeah, the vaunted hispanic conundrum. the only way we're gonna get their votes is with free shit. we need a plan b.

I suppose "killing them all, except for the little ones who we'll raise as our own" is a bit extreme?

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 05:57 PM (7vimm)

275 IRS' Lois Lerner Re-Subpoenaed After Accidentally Waiving Her Right To Plead The Fifth "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 05:57 PM (ZjfK8)

276 @254.. lol.. typical.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 22, 2013 05:57 PM (u25eL)

277   Now my wife and inlaws are staring at me and wondering why I'm laughing.  Suggestions on how I explain that one? 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)



lolcats.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du-Ejcx2xx8

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 05:57 PM (A4irB)

278 Hi Yankeefifth. Don't be sad. He's probably just trying to get his job back.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:57 PM (qPCAa)

279

120 Hey y'all. Anyone else been drinking besides me and Bannion? 

 

Kennebunkport blueberry ale, chased with Edys espresso chip ice cream.

Life is good. 

 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 22, 2013 05:58 PM (w+jM6)

280 I don't know enough about UKIP to have an opinion. I know that theyhave the "right" people hating them, so they must be ok.

Posted by: puddleglum


Nigel Farage is a leader of UKIP. Worth checking out his youtube vids. He's quite an ass-kicker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 05:58 PM (dwArK)

281 upstairs

complaining about Nic Cage movies in an astronomy thread

go figure Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 09:43 PM (nH8jP)



It's possible I started that.   Not on purpose on anything. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

282 a pocs on all three if no nude pics be on the web

Posted by: drink to remember at May 22, 2013 05:58 PM (I88Jc)

283 The Voice prob doesn't help me. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT) ah yes. They don't care why you are laughing, they just want you to shut up so they can enjoy their crime show. Just say sorry and slink out.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 05:59 PM (qPCAa)

284 Budweiser.  For all you do?

...this bud's for you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 05:59 PM (7gwGw)

285

wow already tons of comments. I am scouring iTunes and the internet for revolutionary war and colonial times songs.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 22, 2013 05:59 PM (RZ8pf)

286 Is Ice T still on that show?

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 05:59 PM (doBIb)

287 265 Mike Hammer-  Are you sure that is JUST a cat? 

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 09:54 PM (4Mv1T)



Don't talk to the cat!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 05:59 PM (A4irB)

288 Cruz said that?

Is it my imagination, or did he just make a bid to found the GOP's replacement?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, elsewhere at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (m9V0o)

289 Had a friend, ex-Royal Marine, who emigrated to the US back in the mid 80's. I used to hang out with him and an ex-pat French-born Israeli armorer at a local pub. Great stories. I asked him why he left England. He gave two reasons, gun laws, and Pakis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

290 OK, inner rage monster closer to the surface than I suspected.

Past time to call it a night.

Night.

Posted by: filbert The Whig at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (7vimm)

291 be careful yankee.....that's creepy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (GVxQo)

292

[They're watching L&O: SVU. Especially disturbing episode. Laughter was looked at oddly.

The Voice prob doesn't help me[/i]

 

Is it an episode where they do a ripped from the headlines heavyhanded attack at conservatives? 

 

Oh wait that's every episode.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (LI48c)

293 Now my wife and inlaws are staring at me and wondering why I'm laughing.

Suggestions on how I explain that one?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT)



there really is no good way to explain THAT.


but i found this confusion endlessly funny as do the morons who actually met my little hairless cat. She was like an adorable and particularly friendly baby gargoyle who just wanted to give kisses and steal your warms. Even her voice was charming. She died of lymphoma around Christmastime and i have been horrendously busy in Meatspace building a Tiny House on my property as a guesthouse/ office. But i always check in and lurk with the Horde. Even sometimes following you all on my phone, reading the threads on horseback. What REAL hard to explain is when you are boppin down the trail on your big black colt, laughing your ASS off, reading the HQ. Though my cowboy friends are more inclined to Grok "Moron" than my artist friends...

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (r7Ddb)

294 It's possible I started that. Not on purpose on anything. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS)



NOT THE BEEEES!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (A4irB)

295 I am scouring iTunes and the internet for revolutionary war and colonial times songs.

"The World Turn'd Upside Down" keeps coming to mind the last few years...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, elsewhere at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (m9V0o)

296 240 There was an 'ette who showed us full frontal tittehs.I think Maet scrubbed the post for her protection.

Dammit. I'm at work too. sigh. tittehs......

I am at work and the coworker is watching the NBA game. He's a Miami fan. Naturally my Pens are playing at the same time. I'm following on gametracker. The Pens are up 7-2 in the 3rd period. So, hopefully no OT tonight. GO PENS!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at May 22, 2013 06:00 PM (8SsiG)

297 complaining about Nic Cage movies in an astronomy thread go figure Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 09:43 PM (nH8jP) I suppose it is a debate like they iau had over pluto planet / not a planet, nic cage star / star not a star.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

298 Hi, elizabethe!!!  Hi, Y5!!!  I'm taking Friday off, so tomorrow is my Friday, yay!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

299 "wow already tons of comments. I am scouring iTunes and the internet for revolutionary war and colonial times songs." Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
_________________________________________

"Some Nights" by Fun is pretty good.  I'm not sure about the message, but I like it and I'll use it for my own twisted, conservative, libertarian purposes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 06:01 PM (7gwGw)

300 Looks like CAC gets the wet spot .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (TQOZk)

301 I have not done anything wrong .... You wing nuts!!!!! Not a fan of Mr Gowdy's new haircut today.

Posted by: Lois lerner at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (JJ9EC)

302 But now you all know why Ma Bell has beef with me. Seems that little performance really put a bur under her saddleblanket.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 09:39 PM (r7Ddb)



Again???  Well, you know we'll support you! 


Hi Gushka!

Posted by: NC Ref at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (/izg2)

303 NOT THE BEEEES!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 10:00 PM (A4irB)



CAC mentioned bees.   It's *obligatory*.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (Gk3SS)

304 ((((gushka)))))

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (GVxQo)

305 202 Ah yes. Memorial Day in the mountains after one more day of work tomorrow. I'm off to pack a suitcase. Might or might not check in on the weekend. Stay safe and/or sane y'all.

¡Hasta lambada! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 22, 2013 09:40 PM

It will be 4 years since that Memorial Day ONT that is only spoken of in hushed tones behind closed doors ..

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (mCvL4)

306 It's possible I started that. Not on purpose on anything. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS) It always comes back to you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)

307 Yankee, I'd watch your back.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (doBIb)

308 Hi, elizabethe!!! Hi, Y5!!! I'm taking Friday off, so tomorrow is my Friday, yay!!!! Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:01 PM (8lmkt) yay!! hug.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 06:02 PM (qPCAa)

309
Law & Order: LIV


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 06:03 PM (+oin+)

310 MTV hit the airwaves when I was about a soph in high school, and like most young idiots I was glued to the TV. In the early years, about 75% of the videos were British bands that a) wore makeup 2) seemed gay c) appeared to have upwards of 5-6 "band" members in the video, although the music sounded as if it were played by one person, two tops. Witness the Duran video above. See also...Human League, Spandau Ballet, teh Fixx, Culture Club....countless others. Only took me a couple years to realize that I really do not like music videos, and have watched very few since the early MTV days. Although I love music a lot and listen to it the way many people watch TV (i.e. couple hours a day, usually)

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 22, 2013 06:03 PM (XvrTA)

311 TR-- The cat. I am certain of nothing regarding the animal, but you'll never see one of those cute videos, and certainly not one of him being cornered by the dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:03 PM (aDwsi)

312 Cruz said that?

Is it my imagination, or did he just make a bid to found the GOP's replacement?

Ted Cruz, increasingly, says exactly what I think, only without all the cussing.  Which is cool, I know in his head he's a "fuck you, you muthafuckin' cockholsters, I'm gonna clean up this town."   I love him.  A lot. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

313 255. Yes!!! Even beats the shiros in ewa beach And that was the best on the island

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:03 PM (igDix)

314 Smooth Maet , very smooth .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 06:04 PM (TQOZk)

315

I'm busy doing the new Job hunt thing, and apparently a certain Fortune 500 Chemical Company 'round these parts is run by a super computer.

When I filled out a profile I got an email that's subject was "Acknowledge Candidate."  It's like reading Romney's original firmware.

Someone forgot to change the email subject to not just be "email purpose."

I stand acknowledged.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:04 PM (GaqMa)

316 So my Horde. Are we prepared for the Memorial Day ONT???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

317 Talking Heads' Life During Wartime keeps popping up on my mp3 player

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

318 260. Better than I deserve Kind of bummed though cause I blew off a Chicago trip and we lose the brat for two months next week

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (igDix)

319

some nights is about the civil war. But, yes, an excellent song.

 

am thinking about the world turned upside down. It's for public school elementary kids so I have to be careful where I tread.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (RZ8pf)

320 peaches i love ted cruz too

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (GVxQo)

321 288 Cavil,

it's not your imagination....

the McCain gang sells out our nation I am done with the GOP....

think back on how often I tried to paper over the idiocy to "stop the commie"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)

322 I LOVE those! I'm in Ohio, so the devastation is rare. When a storm rolls in, I'm at a safe window, under a porch watching God's spectacular show!


Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 09:55 PM

Florida is the lightning strike capital of the world. You can see some pretty awesome cloud lightning shows on most summer nights

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (mCvL4)

323 So my Horde. Are we prepared for the Memorial Day ONT??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT oh Dear God. I had forgotten. Although I read back to the original one. I didn't think it was all that bad.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 06:05 PM (qPCAa)

324 47 You're Mitt Romney and it's October 31, 2012....
----
I was drunk that day.

Posted by: That guy at May 22, 2013 09:01 PM (krveP)


So were we

Posted by: ORCA developers at May 22, 2013 06:06 PM (BBWjt)

325 So my Horde. Are we prepared for the Memorial Day ONT??? What's to prepare? We don't need pants and the guy's shirts are provided.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:06 PM (juKVi)

326 Oh, hey, wait, Gushka-licious is here?  Just a cameo or a full-on guest appearance?

{{{{{Gushka}}}}}  {{{{{{Gushka's kitties}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

327 ok, I have been under a rock, I didn't realize iTunes had a wish list. Duh.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (RZ8pf)

328

Suddenly, out of the blue, there was a ONT.

 

You can always tell when there's a new thread 'cause the previous one suddenly goes dead. It's abandoned. Sad, really.

Posted by: Well, ONT we special? at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (qKpun)

329 Law & Order: LIV Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 10:03 PM FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (JMmQ9)

330 I didn't think it was all that bad. The word you're looking for is epic .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (TQOZk)

331 oh Dear God. I had forgotten.

Although I read back to the original one. I didn't think it was all that bad. Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 10:05 PM (qPCAa)



IIRC, some of the more risque posts were removed.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (Gk3SS)

332 Of course technically Shiro's was saimin, not ramen.

Posted by: dakine at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (cvk3j)

333 So is Mike Hammer's cat now posting poetry?

Perhaps even cat-ku?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:07 PM (pyjZt)

334 ElizabethE, PG, EC, Thanks. It is a little creepy. I have no idea why he would be calling anyone since everyone eventually figured out he was incompetent. he is not going to poach anyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

335 Nice storm a comin'. Woohoo.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:08 PM (Wl/Ht)

336 Evening Anna!

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:08 PM (doBIb)

337 Peaches!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

338

 270 I'm spreading the word about this post at Powerline. A humble ex-IRS agent shoots down the "rogue agent" story with new facts and insights.

 

Excellent story but way too detailed and boring to get any MSM interest.

Is there any way we can add boobehs to it? ,

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 22, 2013 06:09 PM (w+jM6)

339 Although I read back to the original one. I didn't think it was all that bad. Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 10:05 PM (qPCAa) Yeah, I though the same thing. I've done....been a part of....uh....heard/seen far worse around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

340 Nice storm a comin'.

Woohoo.

I so love a good ripper of a storm.  El Lay never gets 'em.  Yet another failing of this shithole of a state.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:09 PM (8lmkt)

341 I'd like to shove Lois Lerners face into a meat grinder.  Bitch.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 22, 2013 06:09 PM (u25eL)

342 Cat yawns, dog quavers under the bed...
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------------
*yawn*
eh...we'll get him next time
*yawn*

Posted by: Soon... at May 22, 2013 06:09 PM (EYD4f)

343 hi elizabethe, L,elle, and all of the other fabulous ONT peoples

yeah, looking forward to Memorial Day, I'm thinking maybe I should cheat a little and have some beer just for that day

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:10 PM (BBWjt)

344 RWC, if you are east of Mississippi then you getting what hit us last night.  Lots of rain, flickering power, and very high winds.  Be prepared.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:10 PM (pyjZt)

345 316 So my Horde. Are we prepared for the Memorial Day ONT??? 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT)


I've never actually read through that thread proper, so I looked it up the other day.  

Compared to that crew, y'all are pikers.   (maybe just need more Val-U-Rite)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 06:10 PM (A4irB)

346 Oh God, now Weeping Boner is on Greta. 

Posted by: jewells45 at May 22, 2013 06:10 PM (u25eL)

347 Thanks. It is a little creepy. I have no idea why he would be calling anyone since everyone eventually figured out he was incompetent. he is not going to poach anyone. I think I know what he's doing. He may be trying to set you up.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:10 PM (doBIb)

348 IIRC, some of the more risque posts were removed. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 10:07 PM (Gk3SS) ah! that explains much. A mystery solved. btw, Alex, if we ever wind up at a MoMeetup together where there is a karaoke machine, I'm going to sing "these boots are made for walking" with special new lyrics in tribute. I have too much spare time.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 06:10 PM (qPCAa)

349 305. Holy crap It's been that long?!!! Shit, how many years have I been on this site?!! I need a life

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (XruKb)

350 I'd like to shove Lois Lerners face into a meat grinder. Bitch.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 22, 2013 10:09 PM (u25eL)


Ma'am, I've got that covered. 

Posted by: Darrell "fuck you" Issa at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

351 I'd like to shove Lois Lerners face into a meat grinder. Bitch. Posted by: jewells45 at May 22, 2013 10:09 PM looks as if nature beat you to the punch

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

352 Anyone feel like upchucking their dinner? Crybaby Boehner is on Greta

Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (zFUKI)

353 night o all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (LRFds)

354 Hi EC.

So what comment or article is making Elizabethe to quiver and shake in her shoes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (pyjZt)

355 341 I'd like to shove Lois Lerners face into a meat grinder. Bitch. Posted by: jewells45 I would like to help. Can I pleaseeeee?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (HVff2)

356 333 So is Mike Hammer's cat now posting poetry?
---------------

Cat currently subdued, I opened the porch door and showed him the hellish storm outside. He apparently decided that warm, dry, and well-behaved would be his strategy for tonight..., it won't last.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:11 PM (aDwsi)

357 I think I know what he's doing. He may be trying to set you up. Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM I suppose but he walked off his job, and never returned any communications more than two weeks ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

358 Nite Sven

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

359 Compared to that crew, y'all are pikers. (maybe just need more Val-U-Rite) Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (A4irB) That sounds like a challenge.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

360 So what comment or article is making Elizabethe to quiver and shake in her shoes? The Memorial Day ONT of lore.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:12 PM (doBIb)

361 Crybaby Boehner is on Greta

they fuckin' deserve each other, why are you even watching it, don't you have beer or pron or any turgid body parts that need your attention?

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

362 wow Chumbawamba did a version of "the World Turned Upside Down"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 22, 2013 06:12 PM (RZ8pf)

363 #270  I provided the link to some friends of mine.  They are all retirees with knowledge of courts and legal stuff.  They will appreciate the legal references,  so I thank you.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (GoIUi)

364 So what comment or article is making Elizabethe to quiver and shake in her shoes? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:11 PM (pyjZt) Hi Anna. BC had mentioned that Memorial Day was coming up. We have a reputation to live up to.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (qPCAa)

365 Maybe the GOP just needs to offer free burritos at voting time?

Posted by: Randomized lurker at May 22, 2013 09:01 PM (AnfcZ)

And a chance at a free lawnmower and weedeater combo from The Home Depot.

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (uOxBm)

366 Penguins 7-3 over Ottawa. Damn. GO PENS!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (8SsiG)

367 Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (BBWjt) Where is Herb tonight, Jeff?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (HVff2)

368 That sounds like a challenge. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT) funny, that's how I read it, too.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (qPCAa)

369 344 RWC, if you are east of Mississippi then you getting what hit us last night. Lots of rain, flickering power, and very high winds. Be prepared. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (pyjZt) DC area. Talked to the SIL who is farther south-east and they're getting hammered. Right now I'm just sitting outside in the wind, not too bad yet.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:13 PM (Wl/Ht)

370 'night Sven

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)

371 326 Oh, hey, wait, Gushka-licious is here? Just a cameo or a full-on guest appearance?

{{{{{Gushka}}}}} {{{{{{Gushka's kitties}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:06 PM (8lmkt)



HI!!!!!! yeah i will be here for a while tho grimmy wants me to play Castle Crashers with him (the only video game i seem capable of playing)



My little Cecil is doin better and Tater is completely healed from the coyote attack so i guess i got two more indoor Kittehs.  I am thrilled they are such wonderful cats, but though she seems to like Cecil, getting Tater and Jellybean to get along is turning out harder than anticipated. seems they are fighting over me. Cecil is more chill and just snuggles with daddy when i am not available. I think to her he smells right... and he should! hes her brother.



NC REF not to worry was just describing how Ma Bell thought Tini was a more *metaphorical* hairless pusseh, that i was goin on about...


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 22, 2013 06:14 PM (r7Ddb)

372 Moving right along.  I am happy to report that event has apparently slipped my mind.  Unless we are talking of that epic loosing of one's scheit by the Teacher with the R in the name.  Then I would really want to forget.  Oi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:14 PM (pyjZt)

373 I'm sorry, I think I was just rude to Marybeth and I want to apologize.  I thought it was one of the 'rons.  Do forgive, I don't even know you and now I fear I have made a bad impression. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

374 331. Who started the post going downhill? Was it rum (man I miss rum) or the b-guy?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (hXDld)

375 Is it widely known that Lerner has done this shit before (at the FEC), or am I the only one who just found out?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

376
Wanna read something funny? It's an interecpeted transmission from Kos. Count the lies, as they are many. Or, play "Where's Waldo Truth?"

Subject: Social Security news so good it will make you giddy

[redacted silly name], as the deficit shrinks, the chances of Congress striking a "grand bargain" and cutting Social Security are fading.

At the same time, populist politicians, grassroots activists, and numbers-based wonks are lining up behind a new idea: expanding Social Security benefits.

The vast majority of Americans think Social Security benefits should be increased, and the wealthy should pay more in taxes to do it. Now, people in power are starting to agree.

Red and purple state senators like Mark Begich (D-AK) and Tom Harkin (D-IA) have introduced bills that would expand Social Security benefits by as much as $800 per recipient, per year. They accomplish this by changing the way benefits are calculated and by finally making millionaires and billionaires pay the same rate of Social Security taxes the rest of us pay.

What's more, respected analysts like Ezra Klein and the New America Foundation have directly confronted the long-time consensus in Washington, D.C., by making the case for expanding Social Security benefits.

More than 100,000 people have already signed a petition from Social Security Works endorsing Sen. Harkin's bill.

This is all just the beginning. The tide has turned, and now we are on offense.

Keep fighting,
Joan McCarter, Daily Kos

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (BUcLz)

377

Reading about the East Coast Meetups, the Midwest needs some more moron meetups, I need an excuse to get shitfaced and not be the drunkest person in the room.

 

(I just told a friend "saying I had a bad week would be like saying ObamaCare was a bad bill.")

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (GaqMa)

378 I suppose but he walked off his job, and never returned any communications more than two weeks ago. Expect this: Yankeefifth has been stealing company property and assets. Had that happen to a friend of mine. A "buddy" of his reported him to the state (he was a state employee) falsely claiming he was stealing stuff.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (doBIb)

379 btw, Alex, if we ever wind up at a MoMeetup together where there is a karaoke machine, I'm going to sing "these boots are made for walking" with special new lyrics in tribute.

I have too much spare time.
Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (qPCAa)



Awwww thanks!






Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (Gk3SS)

380   Cat currently subdued, I opened the porch door and showed him the hellish storm outside. He apparently decided that warm, dry, and well-behaved would be his strategy for tonight..., it won't last. 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 10:11 PM (aDwsi)



Soon. 

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 22, 2013 06:15 PM (A4irB)

381 I'd like to shove Lois Lerner's face into a meat grinder. Bitch. Posted by: jewells45 at May 22, 2013 10:09 PM Agreed. Tomorrow's hearing is gonna be delicious.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 06:16 PM (JMmQ9)

382 You can always tell when there's a new thread 'cause the previous one suddenly goes dead. It's abandoned. Sad, really.

Ohhh...shiny!

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 22, 2013 06:16 PM (QFWBu)

383 We're on the verge of 30 million new legalized Democrat voters. By coincidence, if Bill Ayers and friends had their way about that many Americans would be killed to realize their Commie dream. There has to be something funny there, but I'm just not finding it.

Posted by: Habitually Cynical at May 22, 2013 06:16 PM (ywWJA)

384 Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (qPCAa) NoVaMeetUp - June 21

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

385 JONAH GOLDBERG: "Although thereÂ’s still a great deal to be learned about the scandals and controversies swirling around the White House like so many ominous dorsal fins in the surf, the nature of President ObamaÂ’s bind is becoming clear. The best defenses of his administration require undermining the rationale for his presidency."

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 06:17 PM (ZjfK8)

386 Joan McCarter, Daily Kos

Joan, is that poop on your face?  Oh, no, don't lick it!!  Ah, never mind . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

387 NC REF not to worry was just describing how Ma Bell thought Tini was a more *metaphorical* hairless pusseh, that i was goin on about...



That was a fun running joke, too bad she didn't get it.  And I'm sorry for your loss, Tini was a sweetie.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 22, 2013 06:17 PM (/izg2)

388 Lerner is going to be toyed with like a rag doll tomorrow (crosses fingers) Seems like Issa and Gowdy set her up and she walked right into it.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:17 PM (Wl/Ht)

389 grrr, the song has damn and hell in it. If it is historical can I get away with it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 22, 2013 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

390 #376  That Markos site is ridiculous.  All the millionaires and billionaires in the world cannot fund that rate of Social Security increase.

I suppose this is another pipe dream to get the clueless to support them. 

Math.  How does it work?

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 06:18 PM (GoIUi)

391 So is testifying before Congress kinda like a Grand Jury?

Posted by: maroon at May 22, 2013 06:18 PM (cvk3j)

392 Wanna read something funny

We were talking that kinda shit too...

...right before the meteor hit.

Posted by: The Dinosaurs at May 22, 2013 06:18 PM (QFWBu)

393

361

they fuckin' deserve each other, why are you even watching it, don't you have beer or pron or any turgid body parts that need your attention?

 

 

Nope, but I do have tax returns to prepare before my surgery on Friday.  Thanks for reminding me - they're much more enjoyable than Boehner's  tough-guy bravado that's as fake as his orange face. 

Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 06:18 PM (zFUKI)

394 Bannion if you're around, can you shoot me some info on the meet up. Talked to my Sis (Spypeach) but she didn't have a good link for the details.

Posted by: stourma at May 22, 2013 06:18 PM (8k5/X)

395 Gushka!!

Ra did an adorable thing today.  As if the scamp doesn't anyway.  He was drowsing in the bed of the truck and then he heard something.  So I see these gray ears perk up just visible in bed of truck.  And then he stands up and places his front paws over the tailgate to take a look around.  And I thought 'wow he is a country cat' even to the leaning on the tailgate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:18 PM (pyjZt)

396 390 Miss marple,

The last 5 years are plaintiff's exhibit one it doesn't ma'am

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 06:19 PM (LRFds)

397 Ohhh...shiny!

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 22, 2013 10:16 PM (QFWBu)

 

The blog software is how old? It's bad enough trying to keep up with one thread, I'm not dicking with more than that.

This be a blog, not some forum.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:19 PM (GaqMa)

398 Soon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat
-----------------

Crap! I knew it, I knew it  , (looking around for the dart gun) the evil little fucker's hijacked the other computer...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

399 Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 10:18 PM (zFUKI)

I apologized.  Very sincerely!!!!  I did not know you were an 'ette.  mea culpa, it was the beer talking. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

400 Bannion if you're around, can you shoot me some info on the meet up. Talked to my Sis (Spypeach) but she didn't have a good link for the details.

Posted by: stourma at May 22, 2013 10:18 PM (8k5/X)


Shoot him an email at sbannion at gmail to get the info. 

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 06:20 PM (uL0u2)

401 I'd like to shove Lois Lerners face into a meat grinder. Bitch.

Posted by: jewells45


It's hard for me to get angry at any one of those government hacks. They are a symptom not the disease.

Monstrous Bureaucratii Pestis allows these creatures to pop up at the head of problems not cause them.

The whole point of the TEA party was to point out the corrupt, inefficient, and capricious nature of our current Federal government.

The MSM and the Left are avoiding this point because it's spot on; our Federal system is a fucking plague. No matter how much you want Big Government to work it is more than obvious now that it cannot by its very nature.

TEA partiers need to work on their human engineering, take this issue, and run with it.

Sadly, yes, it takes money to do this and an instinct to rhetorically headbutt any RINO statist whose looking for cover. But it has to be done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 06:20 PM (dwArK)

402 389. Of course Or just say they're words in the bible so they can't be profane

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:20 PM (hXDld)

403 The blog software is how old?

We wrote it

Posted by: The Dinosaurs at May 22, 2013 06:21 PM (QFWBu)

404 #396  sven.  I am not understanding what you are saying.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 06:21 PM (GoIUi)

405 Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 10:15 PM (BUcLz) Perused DU today - it was fun watching them twist their logic to explain how the drone strike on Americans are jusified under TFG. Oh, and the beheading was originally a simple mugging.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:21 PM (Wl/Ht)

406

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2013 10:20 PM (dwArK)

 

Nietzsche was half right, he got the "is" part of human nature right, he just screwed up the "ought" part.

But yeah, given enough space and post-modern morality, people become power hunger maniacs.  Give them power and you get the IRS.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:21 PM (GaqMa)

407

385: The best defenses of his administration require undermining the rationale for his presidency."

 

As Dennis Miller said tonight, he's ready to join the rest of Obama's supporters and agree that the President is clueless. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 22, 2013 06:22 PM (w+jM6)

408 Had that happen to a friend of mine. A "buddy" of his reported him to the state (he was a state employee) falsely claiming he was stealing stuff. Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 10:15 PM Interesting, I had not thought along those lines. I guess he could. I was thinking of asking one of the guys who had not been approached yet to meet with him and let me know what he is up to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

409 Lerner is going to be toyed with like a rag doll tomorrow (crosses fingers)
-----

Wait. There is another hearing scheduled tomorrow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

410
The Left does these silly things for one reason, primarily: to get Republicans to oppose it. Step 2 is to demonize.

The Republicans are always put into these precarious positions by their political betters. It's the perfect win-win for the Left. If the Republican opposes it, he's vilified for hating the elderly. If the Republicans wimp out and support it, government is expanded (which always means Democrats gain power).


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 06:22 PM (052zE)

411 Where is Herb tonight, Jeff?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 10:13 PM (HVff2)


Herb is taking the night off




Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 10:15 PM (BUcLz)


I actually wouldn't be surprised if there was a majority of people in favor of increasing SS benefits, because, hey, free shit

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:22 PM (BBWjt)

412 404 Miss Marple,

sorry was cryptically expressing my pre-slumber pessimism that LIV can grasp that they can't bend Math to their idiocy math is math.

Obama ran up quite a bar tab of debt...

never mind it ain't important

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 06:23 PM (LRFds)

413 With all the scandals happening just remember, "As the king goes so goes the country."   If the king acts like a scofflaw, if his ministers act like thieves; then the citizenry starts to think they can get away stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:23 PM (pyjZt)

414 411 ChemJeff,

indeed...

night CJ

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 06:23 PM (LRFds)

415 I was feeling depressed today, but those titties put a nice smile on my face.

Posted by: Ra's at May 22, 2013 06:23 PM (8LCi0)

416

I apologized. Very sincerely!!!! I did not know you were an 'ette. mea culpa, it was the beer talking.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:20 PM (8lmkt)

 

 

No worries, Peaches. 

I only feel like a quarter of an 'ette , cause I lurk way more than post.  Besides, ya'll are much more witty than I. 

Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 06:23 PM (zFUKI)

417 Rat

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 06:24 PM (W1zVU)

418 good night sven

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:24 PM (BBWjt)

419 fuckin' a . . . i thought i could get by on 3 cans of cheap swill tonight, but now that the last little soldier is morte, i might need to dash over to the am/pm for reinforcements.  because, apparently, i can't do this shit sober.  yeesh, just saying that gave me the shivers.  brb

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

420 Oh, and the beheading was originally a simple mugging. Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 10:21 PM (Wl/Ht) With a machete. "Oops. I tripped and sliced entirely through your neck and ended up with your blood all over me. I kept trying to save you. I praising Allah. Beseeching his help. But alas. You died."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

421 JONAH GOLDBERG:

"Although there�s still a great deal to be learned about the scandals and controversies swirling around the White House like so many ominous dorsal fins in the surf, the nature of President Obama�s bind is becoming clear. The best defenses of his administration require undermining the rationale for his presidency." Posted by: sound awake
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Liberal Fascism is a great book.  Mr. Goldberg is excellent.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 06:24 PM (7gwGw)

422 381 Poor thing. Thought she'd have a great career as a federal employee, serve the public(lol), then retire with her cushy federal pension. Now she finds herself in front of Congress being questioned by some very cranky congress critters and at risk of jail time. Big laugh on you Lois.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2013 06:25 PM (M/TDA)

423 Interesting, I had not thought along those lines. I guess he could. I was thinking of asking one of the guys who had not been approached yet to meet with him and let me know what he is up to. My friend only found out when the state finished their investigation after a month! He was fucking furious.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:25 PM (doBIb)

424

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)

 

If you only ever got into Medicare what you had paid in (plus some magic multiplier based on the interest rates over those years) we'd have an entirely different country.

(I can't calculate the social security numbers in my head right now, but I imagine they'd be much the same.)

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:25 PM (GaqMa)

425 So you cooked up a story and dropped us in a meat grinder. What happened to you, Dillon Obama?

Posted by: "Benghazi Dutch" Predator drone observered at May 22, 2013 06:25 PM (I88Jc)

426 My friend only found out when the state finished their investigation after a month! He was fucking furious. Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 10:25 PM so long as no one finds out I spend time here I am fine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

427

So  huccome  no one is  commenting  about the littlest penis contest?

 

BTW, gives  a  whole  new  meaning  to  the  phrase  "penis  envy."

Posted by: Mini PeePee at May 22, 2013 06:26 PM (qKpun)

428
Of course, jeff, you're right!

But it all depends on how you phrase or frame the proposition. A lot of these polls would have far different results if the questions weren't designed by the Left.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 06:26 PM (yhYn1)

429 I only feel like a quarter of an'ette , cause I lurk way more than post. Besides, ya'll are much more witty than I. Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (zFUKI) Nonsense. We're not witty, we're either drunk, stoned or mentally impaired. And lurking Ettes are always welcome to come out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

430 But it all depends on how you phrase or frame the proposition. Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 22, 2013 10:26 PM agreed, "you wanna ride?" vs "how much?" big difference.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

431 Amigos – comrades – muchachos – friends, we are gathered here as an edifice of the great glory that is now vanishing and the intuitive feeling, based on the assumption as Mencken once said, “He who underestimates the American public will never go broke.” This is merely a small indication to behold and to perceive that which has gone way into the behind and to that which might project .. I mean go forward Â…  out of the mouth Â… i mean ..  the futureÂ…weÂ’ve got to rip up the constitution so we can rip down those outdated  borders! This is the main deterrent upon which we have gathered our strength and all the others who say, “What the hell did that get?” – We donÂ’t yet know.

Clearly today we must all be aware that political expediency and latino ethnicity takes precedence over rule of law and constitutional procedure. However you say – WTF ! – what does this meanÂ… in relation to the tabulation whereby we must once again realize that the great reconquesta story is now being rehearsed before our very eyes, in the rise of Marco RubioÂ… indicating that only a two-faced Â… I mean a bi-faced Â… I mean a bi-polar Â…  I mean a bi-lingual hombre can receiveÂ…the award for reconquesta, unlike Kenyan Hussein Obama whose reconquesta plans donÂ’t drink water.

And as Miller once said in one of his great novels- what did he Â… that language is only necessary when bilingual communication is endangered. And you sit there bewildered, and Pinter who went further said “It is not the lack of communication, but fear of communication.” ThatÂ’s what the damn thing is that we fear – communication – especially all the Spanish communication thatÂ’s even on a box of Wheaties now. Damn it!  And through all this Mark Levin and Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity have attained, and have created for themselves serenity, and it is only their cognitive dissonance that is  keeping them alive in their absurity.

Senors y Senoritas, Ladies and Gentlemen. The time will come when a first world America will outlive its usefulness. Marx, either Groucho or Karl, I canÂ’t remember which, maybe it was both or maybe it was Harpo, once said that America is the opiate of the people. I say that when America outlives its usefulness and becomes a majority latino nation , then opiumÂ…will be the opiateÂ…Ahh thatÂ’s not a bad ideaÂ… we are going to need that badly especially when the booze runs out Â…

And the completely unbiased and bi-partisan panel, has determined to give the grand prize to Marco Rubio for his EARNESTYÂ’S RAINBOW. Now EARNESTYÂ’S RAINBOW is a token of this manÂ’s geniusÂ…he told me so himself and repeatedly Â… that he could change perceptions by calling his plan for knocking down those pesky borders EARNESTY Â…in other words, he could have been more specific, but rather than allude to an articulation of the mundane, he has come to the conclusion that brevity is the importance of our nationÂ’s shallow first world existence. God damn!

Marco RubioÂ’s . EARNESTYÂ’S RAINBOW – is a small contribution to a certain degree, since there are over seven billion people in the world today. 450 of them Â… million live in the United States and Mexico which is a very, very small amount compared to those who will be miserable and dying elsewhereÂ…Well, I say that you will be on the road to new horizons, for we who live in a society where citizenship is a commodity and a politician can become a TV personality, itÂ’s not easy to conform if  you have any moralityÂ…I, I, I said that myself many years agoÂ…

But I do want to thank la RazaÂ…I mean the RNC Â… I mean the DNC and itÂ’s subsidiary the RNC, the organization for the $1,000 in affirmative action latino scholarships theyÂ’ve given outÂ…tonight they took in over $4,000,000, but they do have expenses for their consultants you know,  and I think that I have another appointment. I would like to stay here, but for the sake of brevity I, I must leave. I do want to thank you, and I want to thank Marco Rubio – acting el Presidenta of la Raza Mexiamerica and also Mr. Obama – acting Pharaoh and Drone Commander of the World – and also I want to thank Professor Irwin Corey and thank you. Â…
..

Posted by: Sigyund at May 22, 2013 06:28 PM (parIF)

432 *whacks BCochran with a rolled up newspaper*

Quiet you, you have a cheerleader wife. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:28 PM (pyjZt)

433 355 341 I'd like to shove Lois Lerners face into a meat grinder. Bitch.
Posted by: jewells45

I would like to help. Can I pleaseeeee?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 10:11 PM (HVff2)

 

I`d like to make her tongue kiss Shillary. Come on biiiiscuit get some clabbered milk.

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 22, 2013 06:28 PM (uOxBm)

434 Sheesh, ya gotta quit these early ONTs! I don't even check the blog until 9 p.m. Central, and now I'm 400 gajillion posts behind. Good news on my home front...the apartment manager told me my lease renewal had been misfiled, so I don't have to come up with the extra money after all. Also, it looks like I've found someone who can get my fuel pump replaced on the Whitebread Wagon. Thanks to you morons for helping out with that. And as for whipped cream...can't go wrong with a classic... http://i40.tinypic.com/4g9c1.jpg

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter, doesn't ask for much at May 22, 2013 06:28 PM (5J54Q)

435 Fredneck County MD is now getting hammered with heavy rain and a fantastic light show. The dog is now trying to share my shorts she is so scared. Good evening children of the night.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 22, 2013 06:28 PM (jucos)

436 Quiet you, you have a cheerleader wife. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM (pyjZt) What? What'd I do?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

437 penis comment lures gotta delight the eye, i suppose

Posted by: baiting at May 22, 2013 06:29 PM (I88Jc)

438 Edited sock

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:29 PM (5J54Q)

439 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:24 PM (GEICT) The ones who got called on it gotmall pissy "well, I'm not psychic. I read it earlier." 'cause it hasn't been on the news at all I guess.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:29 PM (Wl/Ht)

440 I only feel like a quarter of an'ette , cause I lurk way more than post. Besides, ya'll are much more witty than I. Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM apparently the pages between "witty" and "vulgar" are stuck together in you dictionary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

441 Capn Whitebread, that is fantastic news!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:29 PM (BBWjt)

442 (I can't calculate the social security numbers in my head right now, but I imagine they'd be much the same.) Posted by: tsrblke

As far as getting out less than you've paid in?  The current retirees are getting THREE TIMES -PLUS what they paid in.

Those Forty-Year-Old-Plus of us?

...negligent.  We never asked for it, but leave it up to Government to over-promise and underpay.  Ponzi was a fucking piker.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 06:30 PM (7gwGw)

443 Nonsense. We're not witty, we're either drunk, stoned or mentally impaired. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT) Speak for yourself, buddy. And lurking Ettes are always welcome to come out. Seconded.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:30 PM (5J54Q)

444 Capt! Good to see ya man. Glad to see things are turning around a bit for you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

445 Liberal Fascism is a great book. Mr. Goldberg is excellent. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 10:24 PM (7gwGw)


Have yet to run into a leftist who is willing to stand their ground long enough to address the points in there. 

"National Socialism isn't socialism!" 

Right, and how did they get the people to vote for them?   How was the party platform not socialist?  

>no response<

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 06:30 PM (A4irB)

446 Ok, y'all I'm out for the night. I might try to watch a little TV or something, see if I can improve the mood as it were.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:30 PM (GaqMa)

447 435 Fredneck County MD is now getting hammered with heavy rain and a fantastic light show. The dog is now trying to share my shorts she is so scared. Good evening children of the night. Posted by: Truck Monkey
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Must be part of the same stuff that came through here. I had to slip the dog a valium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:30 PM (aDwsi)

448 #412  Sorry,  I am also clueless as I am tired,  so didn't get what you were saying.

Yes,  you are right.  Perhaps we need to do something outside the box and hold national math contests,  starting with first graders and including all grades.

Start them out with the basics,  basic arithmetic.  It's not fancy,  but I bet Amish Dude would agree with me that it is something that would improve the fabric of life everywhere.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 06:31 PM (GoIUi)

449 whacks BCochran with a rolled up newspaper* Quiet you, you have a cheerleader wife. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM I have heard her constant cheer "give me an O" is starting to drive him up a wall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

450 The blog software is how old?

We wrote it

 

Posted by: The Dinosaurs at May 22, 2013 10:21 PM

 

Oh, bullshit. You copied it from us, you posers.

Posted by: the archosaurs at May 22, 2013 06:31 PM (9gNQd)

451 BCochran, enticing lurking 'ettes to come out..  now really  with this Horde best to phrase things more precisely.  Unless its the Ambien typing...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:31 PM (pyjZt)

452

429  We're not witty, we're either drunk, stoned or mentally impaired.

 

 

 

Well, that explains a lot :-)

 

Seriously, I don't know how I'd make it through all this crap going on in our country without visiting the Horde every day.  You're great!

Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 06:31 PM (zFUKI)

453

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 10:30 PM (7gwGw)

 

HAH! I should have just asserted it. I have a rough handle on the medicare numbers since healthcare is sorta my thing.  But the SS numbers were fuzzier and I didn't want to get called out for being wrong.

 

Good to know I'm still full of win on that one.

Posted by: tsrblke at May 22, 2013 06:32 PM (GaqMa)

454 apparently the pages between "witty" and "vulgar" are stuck together in you dictionary Stuck together? Never thought of using a dictionary. Hmmmmm. BRB. Bunk.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:32 PM (juKVi)

455 ) 436 Quiet you, you have a cheerleader wife.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM (pyjZt)   

What? What'd I do? 
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM (GEICT)


I think AP's jealous.   Maybe if you'd share?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 06:32 PM (A4irB)

456 450 The blog software is how old?We wrote it

Posted by: The Dinosaurs at May 22, 2013 10:21 PM

Oh, bullshit. You copied it from us, you posers. Posted by: the archosaurs
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Well known among software developers..., all software is stolen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

457 hey sean

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

458 Capt. Whitebread glad things are turning around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:33 PM (pyjZt)

459 you guys are bringing me good internet search luck. weird.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 22, 2013 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

460 Seriously, I don't know how I'd make it through all this crap going on in our country without visiting the Horde every day. You're great!

Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 10:31 PM (zFUKI)


Tip:  Offer your thoughts on whipped cream at your peril.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 06:33 PM (uL0u2)

461 No one answered an earlier question..., is there anther IRS hearing tomorrow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:33 PM (aDwsi)

462 Sent one of Senators and my Rep an email asking how they can square the XIV Amendment Equal Protection when the Immigration Law provides special Get of Jail Free cards for people because they are not here legally.

Posted by: EveR at May 22, 2013 06:34 PM (pPOhx)

463 Nonsense. We're not witty, we're either drunk, stoned or mentally impaired. 

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:27 PM

 

 

What do you mean with the "either" and "or"??

Posted by: otho at May 22, 2013 06:34 PM (9gNQd)

464 I have heard her constant cheer "give me an O" is starting to drive him up a wall. He is Irish. It's not like she didn't know what she was getting.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:34 PM (juKVi)

465 I have heard her constant cheer "give me an O" is starting to drive him up a wall. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 10:31 PM (Z9EHQ) Pffft....had to muffle her last night. Damn inlaws cramping the style. Seriously, I don't know how I'd make it through all this crap going on in our country without visiting the Horde every day. You're great! Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 10:31 PM (zFUKI) I am pretty great. Thanks for noticing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

466 Silly Horde, Pixy-misa is the last surviving Sleestak.  One of the advanced ones who went into coding instead of trying to cook the hominids. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (pyjZt)

467 Mr Road we will use the slingshot maneuver to go back to ~1986 ENGAGE! Hey! I like that! I had a real job, a new H-D in the dining room, was single, and not fat. LETS GO! Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 09:33 PM (4Mv1T) I used the same move past Russ Wheeler in the Daytona 500. He thought I always went high, but I faked him out!

Posted by: Cole Trickle at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (BXLPR)

468 Heading for bed.

Goodnight,  all!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (GoIUi)

469 384 Posted by: elizabethe at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (qPCAa) NoVaMeetUp - June 21 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:17 PM (GEICT) No one mentioned karaoke for the 21st.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (qPCAa)

470 Seriously, I don't know how I'd make it through all this crap going on in our country without visiting the Horde every day. You're great! Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 10:31 PM well, this in one option, however, in case of emergency, power outage, forgot to pay cable, you should make sure you always have a fifth of scotch around, at a minimum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

471 The only thing that nags me is that I managed to tick off Peaches last night. Missed a couple of posts of hers due my middle-aged tired eyes, and asked a question too many times when she'd already answered. Sorry that happened.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (5J54Q)

472 461 No one answered an earlier question..., is there anther IRS hearing tomorrow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 10:33 PM (aDwsi)


Yes there is.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:35 PM (BBWjt)

473 No one mentioned karaoke for the 21st. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 10:35 PM (qPCAa) Did someone say karaoke? I might have to smuggle on board Amtrak or something.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:36 PM (5J54Q)

474 So huccome no one is commenting about the littlest penis contest?
Posted by: Mini PeePee


Waiting for trolls to take the 'bate'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (dwArK)

475 CalGuns epic ad for an M&P .45c. This is pretty awesome (granted, I wouldn't trade a Pulse Rifle for it) http://tinyurl.com/ofawado

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (Wl/Ht)

476

Woolwich courthouse is where they try all the British jihadis.  From Bloomberg

 

The court first drew prominence in 2006 as terror trials were moved there from the Old Bailey in central London. In October of that year a British Muslim pleaded guilty to plotting to carry out a series of deadly bomb attacks in the U.S. and U.K., targeting sites including the New York Stock Exchange, the World Bank and Citigroup Inc.

 

Since then, more than two dozen people have been convicted for terrorism-related offenses at the high-security court in Woolwich.

 

As recently as February, three men were found guilty in Woolwich of planning a U.K. terror attack meant to be more devastating than the 2005 bombings of London buses and trains.

 

 

Woolwich is where the trials are.  And where the terrorists are.  So, they are pretty sure they were terrorists.  And the "Akbar!!" stuff, oh, and they said so.

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (nH8jP)

477 410 The Left does these silly things for one reason, primarily: to get Republicans to oppose it. Step 2 is to demonize. it is for this reason the immigration bill is just bad enough not to be passed out of the senate and/or house so the the dems can beat the repubs over the head with it in 2014 they also made it good enough to get the rinos to vote for it so as to give the dems the ability to label all repubs that dont vote for it as out of the mainstream and extremist its all about 2014 and nothing else everything they do is calculated

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (ZjfK8)

478 Chemjeff--- Thanks. For some reason I thought they were only scheduled yesterday/today. That gives me time to implant some electrodes in the witness chair...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

479 And as for whipped cream...can't go wrong with a classic... http://i40.tinypic.com/4g9c1.jpg Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter, doesn't ask for much at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM (5J54Q) ...other delights: http://tinyurl.com/osns3z4

Posted by: Carmina Burana at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)

480 No one mentioned karaoke for the 21st. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 10:35 PM (qPCAa) I'm sure we could manage something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

481 The only thing that nags me is that I managed to tick off Peaches last night. Missed a couple of posts of hers due my middle-aged tired eyes, and asked a question too many times when she'd already answered. Sorry that happened. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 1 in the remake of fight club, rule number 1 is "do not ever, every fuck with Peaches."

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

482 With all the scandals happening just remember, "As the king goes so goes the country." If the king acts like a scofflaw, if his ministers act like thieves; then the citizenry starts to think they can get away stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (pyjZt)

 

Throughout history we`ve tried to teach `em. It just didn`t take.

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (uOxBm)

483 Seriously, I don't know how I'd make it through all this crap going on in our country without visiting the Horde every day. This. Ya'll are good people, even if you are drunk and crazy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:37 PM (5J54Q)

484 Amtrak?  Right now the only thing that gig has going for it is, TSA is not anal probing people using it.  Yet.  Costs more than flying.  Takes longer.  And the food is over-priced.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:38 PM (pyjZt)

485 in the remake of fight club, rule number 1 is "do not ever, every fuck with Peaches." Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 10:37 PM (Z9EHQ) Noted...and memorized.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:38 PM (5J54Q)

486 Silly Horde, Pixy-misa is the last surviving Sleestak. One of the advanced ones who went into coding instead of trying to cook the hominids. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:35 PM (pyjZt) Our very first customer!

Posted by: Big Bang Burgers at May 22, 2013 06:38 PM (Vk2pI)

487 Posted by: Ra's at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (8LCi0)

I'm late to this party....what titties?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:39 PM (O6Tmi)

488 This. Ya'll are good people, even if you are drunk and crazy. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 even though

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

489 No one mentioned karaoke for the 21st. And here I was going to surprise you. I thought we'd do a duet of You Lost That Lovin ' Feelin'" Alas, you will not be there. ::: sniff :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:39 PM (juKVi)

490 "do not ever, every fuck with Peaches."
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Momentarily thought you said "Peacocks". Seems good advice either way..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:39 PM (aDwsi)

491 Amtrak? Right now the only thing that gig has going for it is, TSA is not anal probing people using it. Yet. Costs more than flying. Takes longer. And the food is over-priced. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:38 PM (pyjZt) And yet, that's what my ex chose for CW Jr. to ride to Illinois for his summer visit. We could've flown him out of OKC cheaper, but nooooo....

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:39 PM (5J54Q)

492 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 09:54 PM (Z9EHQ) Sounds like that guy has some serious mental health issues. Looks like he managed to con you into giving him a job, which is no reflection upon you, since nutbars can be very convincing. Then, when, predictably, he couldn't handle the job, and absented himself, he fixed the blame upon you. You had better arm yourself. This is not looking good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (673KB)

493 484 Amtrak? Right now the only thing that gig has going for it is, TSA is not anal probing people using it. Yet. Costs more than flying. Takes longer. And the food is over-priced.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:38 PM (pyjZt)



yeah, unless you live in the NE, about the only reason to like Amtrak is (1) for the "experience", and (2) because you're Joey Choo-Choo Biden.


I am at least glad that our terrible fiscal situation at least put the brakes on the whole high-speed rail nonsense, at least on a national level.  (California, well, they are 'special'...)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (BBWjt)

494 "HAH! I should have just asserted it. I have a rough handle on the medicare numbers since healthcare is sorta my thing. But the SS numbers were fuzzier and I didn't want to get called out for being wrong.

Good to know I'm still full of win on that one." Posted by: tsrblke
_______________________________________________
It's All Good.  If we all thought that the 'Gubmint' was doing as they say, we'd be ignorant.  Leave that to the LIV's.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (7gwGw)

495 I'm late to this party....what titties? No new ones. But gushka has promised a repeat showing if we win in 14.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

496 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter, doesn't ask for much at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM (5J54Q)

I own that album.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (U22Yw)

497

david wallace link down

fucking copyrights

Posted by: tray at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (nqN6l)

498 >>>I'm late to this party....what titties? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo The same ones you demanded earlier. I already told you about the fine print in the HQ contract.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

499 "do not ever, ever fuck with Peaches." was also included in the original version of bad bad leroy brown but was eliminated by the censors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

500 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 10:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

She's a retard Red Sox fan....but she's OUR retard Red Sox fan.

Don't fuck with peaches, or you'll have to deal with Dildo!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (O6Tmi)

501 I'm late to this party....what titties? gushkas frosted titties. Sounds like a great after school snack, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:40 PM (juKVi)

502 It's still light here. I feel waaayy behind.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2013 06:41 PM (gjIQF)

503 even though Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 10:39 PM (Z9EHQ) I stand corrected. I wonder sometimes if I'm the only sober one on the ONT (hence the addition to my nic).

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:41 PM (5J54Q)

504 And here comes the rain.

Posted by: RWC at May 22, 2013 06:41 PM (Wl/Ht)

505 So huccome no one is commenting about the littlest penis contest? BTW, gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "penis envy." Posted by: Mini PeePee at May 22, 2013 10:26 PM (qKpun) ------------------------------------------------------ I am hung like a baby!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 22, 2013 06:41 PM (jucos)

506 since somebody brought up dennis miller... i dont want to go off on a rant here, but im to the point now where im growing increasingly tired of and having trouble associating with people at work or being friends with people that vote democrat, because the democrat party now is indefensible at any and every level and so are the people that vote for them they are ruining the country on purpose: "we are 5 days away from RADICALLY TRANSFORMING the united states of america" we now know that everything they want or do will serve to only help them/hurt republicans/hurt the country we now know if we want to know whats bad for our country we only need to see what the democrats want to do ARE YOU LISTENING MARCO RUBIO ARE YOU LISTENING JOHN MCCAIN ARE YOU LISTENING LINDSAY GRAHAM they cant be bargained with, they cant be reasoned with, and they absolutely will not stop until this country is in ruins i dont care what they want to do anymore its bad for the country and we shouldnt do it they are the BLAME AMERICA FIRST party they are the GODLESS party they are the GUN GRABBING party they are the party of UNRESTRAINED SEXUAL DEVIANCY they are the party that tries to turn their political rivals INTO ENEMIES OF THE STATE they are the party of INFANTICIDE they are the party that CODDLES our true enemies in the world (socialism and islamofascism-yes i went there) while they VILIFY their own countrymen THEY ARE BANKRUPTING OUR COUNTRY IN EVERY WAY A COUNTRY CAN BE BANKRUPTED THEY CALL EVIL GOOD AND GOOD EVIL DESTRUCTION AWAITS THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE AND CONTINUE TO DO they are dispicable, deplorable, and reprehensible in every way there is nothing good, right, or redeeming about them to work with them out of some sense of "bipartisanship" is the epitome of foolishness and folly they are to be reveiled and despised we can no longer espouse ANYTHING that they stand for we must fight them at the ballot box, the town hall meeting, the public square, and in the arena of ideas we cannot and must not cower at their baseless accusations of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia and the like the world is depending on this outcome whether they realize it or agree with it or not we must forever stand against them and be the rescuers of our great nation, the last great hope of earth the end standard rant v2.0

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 06:41 PM (ZjfK8)

507 yeah, unless you live in the NE, about the only reason to like Amtrak is (1) for the "experience", and (2) because you're Joey Choo-Choo Biden.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM (BBWjt)


I thought the Amtrak rail lines into DC's Union Station went through crappy areas of town, and I then I took the train through Baltimore.  Yowza. 

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 06:42 PM (uL0u2)

508 burp

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 06:42 PM (W1zVU)

509 You had better arm yourself. This is not looking good. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM Thanks! just kidding. the good news is I live in nyc so there is really nothing I can do but wait for the fun to start and duck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

510 I own that album. Posted by: Country Singer at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM (U22Yw) Same here. Bought my own copy after my dad refused to give me his years ago. Mom still won't let him pull out the album cover in the house.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:42 PM (5J54Q)

511 Here comes the rain again
http://youtu.be/TzFnYcIqj6I

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:42 PM (pyjZt)

512 So I wonder if there are any Dems who are as distraught about Wiener and the image of the party as some on this side were about Sanford.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (5t86S)

513 Aloha! Beer is in the fermenter -- and, boy, am I tired!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (T1005)

514 Every time someone says they don't want to go off on a rant.....they want to go off on a rant. TL, DNR

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (juKVi)

515 The rain is CRANKING here in Cleveland.  I'm loving it.  Eddie Rabbit was a fag, but that tune rocks.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (7gwGw)

516 I’m quite surprised that no one has mentioned Section 1203 of the Internal Revenue Code, which mandates terminations of IRS employees who commit any of what are known in the Service as the “10 Deadly Sins.” Passed in the 19990s after the last major Congressional hearings (Revenue Reform Act of 199 , section 1203 is the neutron bomb that hangs over employees. Violations of 1203 are supposed to be non-negotiable, with termination the only result, although I believe the Commissioner can mitigate and sometimes does, usually in cases involving non-wilfull understatement of tax liability.

At any rate, you’ll notice that several of these provisions could be applicable in the present instance, notably (b) (2), (b) (3) (A), and (b) (7). If I were Ms. Lerner, Mr. Miller (who relied heavily on 6103 in his testimony), or anyone in that chain, 1203 would be a huge concern. It is for every Service employee, which is why I and others were always very cautious about taking unapproved initiative in areas that skated close to 1203. (Getting that signature, for example, even in Title 18 seizures, which probably aren’t covered. But when you’re talking “shall terminate the employment” “probably” isn’t safe enough.)

Posted by: Special Agent (Retired) at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (e8kgV)

517 Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM (4Mv1T)

Do I have to do everything around here?

http://tinyurl.com/78suor4

http://tinyurl.com/ofuajdh

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (O6Tmi)

518 sound awake--- All quite true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

519 We're gonna need a bigger pudding cup...

http://tinyurl.com/kjghl8r

Posted by: Chief Brody at May 22, 2013 06:43 PM (cvk3j)

520 Have ya way with me, 60+ year old hotties

Posted by: Afternoon Delight ain't for kiddies at May 22, 2013 06:44 PM (I88Jc)

521

Ever  glance  up  from your computer and  look  at  your  living room and realize suddenly that it's tacky? Is unaesthetic decor proof  of heterosexuality?  If so, I'm  feeling  better.  (Plus  I  would never win the smallest penis contest. In fact, I wouldn't  even  have to drop my drawers.   The judges  could tell just from  a  quick  glance  at my denim covered crotch that I'm a  loser.)

Posted by: Musings at May 22, 2013 06:44 PM (qKpun)

522 Looks like Sen. Cruz is not playing nice with the 'senior' leadership.  Pretty much says he doesn't trust anybody.  Clone him now please

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 22, 2013 06:44 PM (FIDMq)

523 I stand corrected. I wonder sometimes if I'm the only sober one on the ONT (hence the addition to my nic). Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 1 heh. well sober and soused are probably a better combination than all of one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

524 Truman North, are you here?

Posted by: lincolntf at May 22, 2013 06:44 PM (ZshNr)

525 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 10:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

And where the fuck were you at the last two NY/NJ meets?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:44 PM (O6Tmi)

526 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 10:42 PM (5J54Q)

Gotcha.  "Inherited" mine, along with a bunch of others, from a neighbor of my parents.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (U22Yw)

527 Ladies, I love you but you better make some money or be beautiful, before you have my hide.

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (W1zVU)

528 Best comment in the WaPo's comments after an article about the IRS mess:  "Hope and Change the subject".

Posted by: vivi at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (ExXF6)

529 living room and realize suddenly that it's tacky?
-----------------

Shabby chic is in..., at least that's my rationalization.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

530 Clone him now please

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 22, 2013 10:44 PM (FIDMq)

Yes. We'll need 66 more, and then everything will get back to normal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (O6Tmi)

531 461 No one answered an earlier question..., is there anther IRS hearing tomorrow?Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 10:33 PM (aDwsi)
Is that the smallest penis contest?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (WLywR)

532 489 No one mentioned karaoke for the 21st. And here I was going to surprise you. I thought we'd do a duet of You Lost That Lovin ' Feelin'" Alas, you will not be there. ::: sniff ::: Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 10:39 PM (juKVi) So I guess that time you said, about the meetup, no pressure, seriously, you were not telling the truth? Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 06:45 PM (qPCAa)

533 cthulhu, that is awesome!
when will the beer be done?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:46 PM (BBWjt)

534 its like saying "no offense, but..." right before you tell somebody something that you know is going to offend them...

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 06:46 PM (ZjfK8)

535 I thought the Amtrak rail lines into DC's Union Station went through crappy areas of town, and I then I took the train through Baltimore. Yowza. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 10:42 PM (uL0u2) You took the train through DC and Baltimore???? Brave lady.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

536 And where the fuck were you at the last two NY/NJ meets? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 10:44 PM working like a motherfucker. I will go to the next one. I nearly made it to the most recent meetup.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

537 SEC. 1203
TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT FOR MISCONDUCT.
(b) Acts or Omissions.--The acts or omissions referred to under subsection (a) are--
        (6) violations of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, Department of Treasury regulations, or policies of the Internal Revenue Service (including the Internal Revenue Manual) for the purpose of retaliating against, or harassing, a taxpayer, taxpayer representative, or other employee of the Internal Revenue Service;

Posted by: Special Agent (Retired) at May 22, 2013 06:47 PM (e8kgV)

538 >But gushka has promised a repeat showing if we win in 14. Ah, nothing like the promise of "titties" to make men and some women go all a titter, heh. Like moths to the flame..

Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2013 06:47 PM (JqnAE)

539 Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 10:43 PM (T1005)

What did you make?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:47 PM (O6Tmi)

540 in the remake of fight club, rule number 1 is "do not ever, every fuck with Peaches."

that is a damn good rule, grasshopper.  and, I'm sorry, had to do a quick beer run, but are there not several contenders for the barrel this fine evening? 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

541 Posted by: Special Agent (Retired) at May 22, 2013 10:43 PM (e8kgV)

huh, interesting.

could you elaborate on the specific sections you're referring to?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 06:47 PM (BBWjt)

542 Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not? Rock-It Grill is a block away and they make a religion out of Karaoke. But I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:47 PM (juKVi)

543 Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not? LOL! If there's karaoke, then it's gonna end up on YouTube!!!

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:48 PM (doBIb)

544 538 SEC. 1203

TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT FOR MISCONDUCT.
(b)
Acts or Omissions.--The acts or omissions referred to under subsection (a)
are--
(6) violations of the Internal
Revenue Code of 1986, Department of Treasury regulations, or policies of the
Internal Revenue Service (including the Internal Revenue Manual) for the purpose
of retaliating against, or harassing, a taxpayer, taxpayer representative, or
other employee of the Internal Revenue Service;
Posted by: Special Agent
----------------------

What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at May 22, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

545 Mine turtles! 

I am 2 years behind the internets.   (just discovered asdfmovie) 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 06:48 PM (A4irB)

546 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 10:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yeah....that sucks, when life intrudes upon fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:48 PM (O6Tmi)

547 Yes there is another hearing...ISSA adjourned not dismissed... was under impression it was tomorrow I'll research it and post in the dawn patrol thread

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 22, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)

548 As fond as I am of Gushka, and I am very fond of Gushka, a promise of a repeat showing in a year and change on an INTERNET thread does not have the allure a similar offering would have had before the Internets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

549 "do not ever, every fuck with Peaches." ------------- Momentarily thought you said "Peacocks". Seems good advice either way.. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 10:39 PM in re: peacocks: ask this cat http://imgur.com/gallery/T5xGCdI in re: Peaches: I believe I stated last night that off-pissing her is never a good idea. Let the record show that I have not read the transcript and I reserve the right to revise and extend...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 06:49 PM (JMmQ9)

550 Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not? Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 10:45 PM (qPCAa) Is that what it's gonna take?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)

551 Ladies, I love you but you better make some money or be beautiful, before you have my hide.

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 10:45 PM (W1zVU)


and, yet, here you are.  probably can't even find your way out of the basement, but at least you have standards.  impossible standards, fueled by internet pron, but standards just the same.  do let us know how that works out for you.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

552 Yeah....that sucks, when life intrudes upon fun. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 10:48 PM heh, I am working on a plan to turn the tables.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

553 i think stripe is pretty

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (W1zVU)

554 518 Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM (4Mv1T) Do I have to do everything around here? http://tinyurl.com/78suor4 http://tinyurl.com/ofuajdh Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 10:43 PM (O6Tmi) A little of column A, and a little of column B please.

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (doBIb)

555 Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 10:45 PM (qPCAa)

They are joking, but the "Smallest Penis Contest" is real.

Early money is on the blue-painted drunkard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (O6Tmi)

556 Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but this...  ugh  words kinda fail.  A Japanese prefecture, because the citizens didn't want a kill facility near them, has created a mobile death truck.  As it takes the pets on the one hour trip to where the crematorium is, driver pushes a button, and by the time the journey ends the animals are dead.
http://tinyurl.com/y9vwkc4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (pyjZt)

557 Vendette? You still here? elizabethe wants karaoke. Tell Dave to make it so.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (juKVi)

558 Right. That's why tinyurl.com was created. My bad. BRB

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

559 473 No one mentioned karaoke for the 21st. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 10:35 PM (qPCAa) Did someone say karaoke? I might have to smuggle on board Amtrak or something. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 10:36 PM (5J54Q) My man! Hi! I'm usually sober. Sadly.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 06:51 PM (qPCAa)

560 >>>Shabby chic is in..., at least that's my rationalization. Posted by: Mike Hammer I used to call it "Early Collegiate"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 22, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)

561 What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at May 22, 2013 10:48 PM (aDwsi)


get in mah belly

Posted by: Darrell Issa's personal meat grinder at May 22, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

562 LOL! If there's karaoke, then it's gonna end up on YouTube!!! Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 10:48 PM (doBIb) I'm living proof of that. http://www.youtube.com/user/xby7ws/videos?view=0&flow=grid

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 06:51 PM (5J54Q)

563 "Offended" is now a faggot term.  You've got to shove my sainted mother -or- spit on her, before I'm "offended".

...want to know the definition of "justice"?


Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 06:51 PM (7gwGw)

564 Who has the smallest  penis   competition,   AKA  cockfight.

Posted by: I'll show you mine if you show me yours at May 22, 2013 06:51 PM (qKpun)

565 Hey Conservative Monster see you on Neverwinter?  Made Lvl 44 and found some AC 10 armour.  Lizardmen still killing me frequently.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:52 PM (pyjZt)

566 Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but this... ugh words kinda fail. A Japanese prefecture, because the citizens didn't want a kill facility near them, has created a mobile death truck. As it takes the pets on the one hour trip to where the crematorium is, driver pushes a button, and by the time the journey ends the animals are dead.
--------------

I sense a franchise opportunity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

567 and, yet, here you are. probably can't even find your way out of the basement, but at least you have standards. impossible standards, fueled by internet pron, but standards just the same. do let us know how that works out for you. Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (8lmkt) I set higher standards than that. Beautiful, smart, funny, able to take a joke, strong willed, self sufficient...i could keep going...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:52 PM (GEICT)

568 Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (8lmkt)

Young lady, you haven't drunk nearly enough to take this toad seriously. You are far too forgiving and kind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:52 PM (O6Tmi)

Posted by: Darrell Issa's personal meat grinder at May 22, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

570 551 Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not? Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 10:45 PM (qPCAa) Is that what it's gonna take? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:49 PM (GEICT) Hey Irishman! Do you know the words to "Danny Boy"?

Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (doBIb)

571 in re: Peaches: I believe I stated last night that off-pissing her is never a good idea. Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 10:49 PM You may have state id last evening but have you ever seen her drown to guys in one toilet simultaneously? The palaintive cries and calls for the mothers of two 300 pound lords of vice gang leaders gurgling in a bowl of filthy water. I did not sleep for days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

572 ...want to know the definition of "justice"? Two in the chest and one in the glabella.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (juKVi)

573 dammit, I must have pushed the wrong button.  lemme grab a beer and I'll hit the barrel.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (8lmkt)

574 432. Yeah Hit him again!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (i4RhQ)

575 Vendette? You still here? elizabethe wants karaoke. Tell Dave to make it so.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (juKVi)


Heck, if she wants to sing over Nancy Sinatra I have the song on my mini IPod.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (uL0u2)

576 it should read: "in re: peacocks: ask this cat http://tinyurl.com/ccwc7me"

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2013 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

577 Loved the Bill Burr rant/comedy routine. Oh so true from a male standpoint. I'm sure that each of you knows someone put through the tit wringer of our current divorce laws. Men blow, and women are angels........even when she is the fuckarounder and the male is just the fuckee.
 
Anyways, didn't read most of the comments but Great ONT Mæt. I hope you notice I used the special character for your nic.
 
It's a homage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 06:54 PM (ccXZP)

578 Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (doBIb)

Bing was kind tonight!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:54 PM (O6Tmi)

579 Hey Irishman! Do you know the words to "Danny Boy"? Funny guy. Then you must know the lyrics to "Camptown Races"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:54 PM (juKVi)

580 Mike Hammer, PETA is slapping their foreheads and going, "That is what we should have done!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 06:54 PM (pyjZt)

581 Hey Irishman! Do you know the words to "Danny Boy"? Posted by: EC at May 22, 2013 10:53 PM (doBIb) Nope. But I do know the words to "Your Sister Liked It"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

582 Nietzsche was half right, he got the "is" part of human nature right, he just screwed up the "ought" part.
But yeah, given enough space and post-modern morality, people become power hunger maniacs. Give them power and you get the IRS.

Posted by: tsrblke


Unrelated, but it's always struck me dumb how the Left ignores Nietzsche's moral imperative; if everyone performs some act and it damages society, it must be immoral. They won't ever apply that to their favored totems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 06:54 PM (dwArK)

583 I set higher standards than that. Beautiful, smart, funny, able to take a joke, strong willed, self sufficient...i could keep going...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 10:52 PM (GEICT)


heh, Cochran, if there is one thing we know about that guy, it's that he is NOT married to a cheerleader.  and, of course, I revere you.


{gets out new keyboard from stockroom}

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

584 543 Now. Karaoke. Are you serious or not? Rock-It Grill is a block away and they make a religion out of Karaoke. But I can't carry a tune in a bucket. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 10:47 PM (juKVi) Why would being in a bucket make it easier to sing?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 06:56 PM (qPCAa)

585

I`d heard that Great Grandpa was hung so when a little older I asked Great Grandma to tell me some about family history and was my Great Grandpa really hung. She said "oh boy was he hung".

 

With that oldie but goodie, I tip my hat and say strangers pass by. Wishing a good day for y`all tomorrow.

 

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 22, 2013 06:56 PM (uOxBm)

586 fucking copyrights

They don't enforce themselves. The real-life Wallace was repulsive to all decent people, so of course his estate is run by puerile assholes. Who else would touch it?

No offense to those of you who like his books. I understand that being developmentally disabled isn't a choice.

Posted by: oblig.'s grudges are stronger than death at May 22, 2013 06:57 PM (cePv8)

587 Why would being in a bucket make it easier to sing? Here, have some more gin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 06:57 PM (juKVi)

588 581 Mike Hammer, PETA is slapping their foreheads and going, "That is what we should have done!"
----------------------

Well, it's not too late..., probably a good time to sew up the franchise rights, and dole them out to PETA. Gotta think up a catchy name though.  "Bring Out Your Dead", comes to mind..., but somehow lacks the panache that I would prefer..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

589 With some stretching, an uncircumcised pecker towers above the abnormally large, erect clitoris

Posted by: Always look on the bright side at May 22, 2013 06:58 PM (I88Jc)

590

and I then I took the train through Baltimore. Yowza.


Have you seen The Wire?? It was practically a documentary.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 22, 2013 06:58 PM (20X6f)

591 ) 566 Hey Conservative Monster see you on Neverwinter? Made Lvl 44 and found some AC 10 armour. Lizardmen still killing me frequently. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:52 PM (pyjZt)


Dinner's still a cooking, but logging in.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2013 06:58 PM (A4irB)

592 Why would being in a bucket make it easier to sing?
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I have no idea, but I sound awesome in the shower.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 06:59 PM (aDwsi)

593 I wonder what John McCain is doing tonight . . . I hope it hurts.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

594 Don't mess with peaches? Does this include when beiber patriot boy chokes and crushes her Super Bowl dreams? Heh

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 06:59 PM (i4RhQ)

595 No offense to those of you who like his books.

Posted by: oblig.'s grudges are stronger than death at May 22, 2013 10:57 PM (cePv

He could write. He loved the English language, and it was obvious in his prose. That he was a total fucking douchebag is secondary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 06:59 PM (O6Tmi)

596 595 I wonder what John McCain is doing tonight . . . I hope it hurts. Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:59 PM (8lmkt) My friendth...it burnth!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

597 I wonder what John McCain is doing tonight . . . I hope it hurts. Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:59 PM (8lmkt) ....and we have tonight's winning comment.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 07:00 PM (5J54Q)

598 ICYMI, I just posted the Trey Gowdy vid from earlier today. link in nick

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 22, 2013 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

599 I hope it hurts.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 10:59 PM (8lmkt)

Watching his wife fuck the pool boy, because Johnny can't get it up.

Yeah...I hate him that much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:00 PM (O6Tmi)

600 Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 10:59 PM (i4RhQ)

Ya know, NCJ, if that came from someone other than a (scuse me, I gotta pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard) Cubs fan, well, it would really sting.

Have you saved your family from any tsunamis lately?  You hero, you . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

601 nietzsche! who said nietzsche?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

602 $4 happy hour lemon drops at the corner bar + being able to crawl home = drunken boobehs. What's up kiddehs? and did i ever mention my truly excellent idea for boobehs a deux sandwiching an ewok? Grimmy will be required to take said pic, assuming we take the 2014 elections.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:01 PM (0hgrF)

603 lies

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 07:02 PM (W1zVU)

604 Guys, my ability to attend the meet up rests on factors entirely outside my control.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 22, 2013 07:02 PM (qPCAa)

605 lies i say

Posted by: So at May 22, 2013 07:02 PM (W1zVU)

606 604 $4 happy hour lemon drops at the corner bar + being able to crawl home = drunken boobehs. What's up kiddehs? and did i ever mention my truly excellent idea for boobehs a deux sandwiching an ewok? Grimmy will be required to take said pic, assuming we take the 2014 elections. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 11:01 PM (0hgrF) Dear sweet Irish boner....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)

607 Posted by: puddleglum at May 22, 2013 10:58 PM (20X6f)

I walked from Federal Hill to Camden Yards one day for a game.

I have never been more desirous of a concealed weapon than during that 20 minute walk.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:02 PM (O6Tmi)

608 Ha, I was at a Cope Thunder exercise at Clark air base in 1991 and the Aussies that were there had a short dick contest in the NCO Club there. They also flew in a C-130 full of Fosters beer.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 22, 2013 07:03 PM (8VTDn)

609 I'm taking Friday off, gonna go start the process to get that fuckin' Ruger double-action 5-shot.  It's sweet.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

610 who the fuck is typing my comments, they have so many typos the barely form coherent thoughts? if I were applying to college I could claim esl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

611 540 Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 10:43 PM (T1005)

What did you make?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 10:47 PM (O6Tmi)



Besides a hellacious mess?



It's an ersatz "American Amber Ale" that I got from MoreBeer, then altered by swapping out steeping grains for DME. It's the first brew with this equipment, so it's a bit of a shakedown deal.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 07:04 PM (T1005)

612 Anyways, didn't read most of the comments but Great ONT Mæt. I hope you notice I used the special character for your nic.

It's a homage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 10:54 PM (ccXZP)


I award 10 points to House Slytherin. And one week of AoSHQ Premium to Mr. GnuBreed personally.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 22, 2013 07:05 PM (XkotV)

613 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (pyjZ Debbie downer is a fucking understatement

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:05 PM (HVff2)

614 Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but this... ugh words kinda fail. A Japanese prefecture, because the citizens didn't want a kill facility near them, has created a mobile death truck. As it takes the pets on the one hour trip to where the crematorium is, driver pushes a button, and by the time the journey ends the animals are dead. http://tinyurl.com/y9vwkc4 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (pyjZt) Wasn't that what the character Jefferson Pinkard invented in Turtledove's American Empire and Settling Accounts novels?

Posted by: The Ahistorical Hat at May 22, 2013 07:06 PM (Vk2pI)

615 I'm taking Friday off, gonna go start the process to get that fuckin' Ruger double-action 5-shot. It's sweet. Posted by: Peaches and then promptly lose it in an unfortunate canoeing accident, right? you know, morons should not canoe. we are REALLY bad at it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:06 PM (0hgrF)

616 Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but this... ugh words kinda fail. A Japanese prefecture, because the citizens didn't want a kill facility near them, has created a mobile death truck. As it takes the pets on the one hour trip to where the crematorium is, driver pushes a button, and by the time the journey ends the animals are dead. http://tinyurl.com/y9vwkc4 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM less of a downer but the chinese have those for people.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

617 ORIN KERR: Can A Congressional Witness Deny Guilt and Then Plead the Fifth? “I don’t think the answer is clear, as there are no cases quite like it. The general rule is that a witness can’t testify about her version of the facts and then invoke the Fifth Amendment when facing cross examination.” Alan Dershowitz says she waived.

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:07 PM (ZjfK8)

618 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 11:02 PM (GEICT) Remember to breathe, lol.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2013 07:07 PM (JqnAE)

619 Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 11:04 PM (T1005)

I'm a big fan of that flavor profile. Sort of a pale ale, but with lots more malt.

When can I come over for a case?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (O6Tmi)

620 Alan Dershowitz says she waived. Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 11:07 PM nicole brown?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

621 "so, anyway. I have one more thing to tell y'all about the guy I hired who was a friend of sorts and eventually self-destructed. He has been calling people in the firm asking them if he can meet with them 'one on one' or 'without yankeefifth.' no one has any idea what he possibly wants but everyone, I assume everyone, is letting me know as soon as they hear from him. he does have a confidentiality non-compete so I have know idea what he is doing. curiouser and curiouser. probably need some security."

I would be thinking you definitely need some security. To include professional physical security. This has all the hallmarks of a situation that could work to your detriment in many ways, all of them bad.

I've had friends work with me before, and I've had it turn sour, and it's a real problem.

Someone who is let go for nonperformance who knows you outside work is highly likely to take the firing personally, as a betrayal, and try to get at you by various means. Whereas, ceteris paribus, someone who has no outside social connection at all to the person firing them will usually be more objective about the job loss.

If your firm has a solid HR department, let their Catberts deal with the niceties and the not-so-niceties of the fired friend. One HR pro said to me, outside the office, "Being a stone cold bitch but with a calm face and voice, and always perfectly letter-of-the-law professional at the same time, is a difficult combination of skills I had to work to acquire."

I don't have that combination of skills. No way. My own temper is volcanic, VEI 5 volcanic, and can crack the veneer of letter-perfect professionalism right quick, believe you me. At a level that could get both myself and an employer in various civil and criminal legal trouble. So I am very happy there are people who do that for a living instead of me.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (gqT4g)

622 538 SEC. 1203 TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT FOR MISCONDUCT. (b) Acts or Omissions.--The acts or omissions referred to under subsection (a) are-- (6) violations of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, Department of Treasury regulations, or policies of the Internal Revenue Service (including the Internal Revenue Manual) for the purpose of retaliating against, or harassing, a taxpayer, taxpayer representative, or other employee of the Internal Revenue Service; Posted by: Special Agent Sorry, that section only applies to Administration staffers, not the general public. But we will make sure that you are protected as a whistleblower. Pinkie swear promise.

Posted by: Justice Department, Office of the Attorney General at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (BXLPR)

623 Ok, who got TB3K'ed? Comments jumped

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

624 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 11:01 PM (0hgrF)
 
I've seen Stars Wars 17 times. That makes me an honorary Ewok I'm pretty sure. Not the prequels though, that would be sick.
 
If TFG keeps fucktarding along at his current pace, we have a chance in 2014.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (ccXZP)

625 TPH, not read that.

Y5, yuck!

CM, see you there then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 07:08 PM (pyjZt)

626 ...want to know the definition of "justice"? Two in the chest and one in the glabella. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 10:53 PM (juKVi) As for what the Progressive left thinks about it: I talk a little about that here: http://tinyurl.com/bg9yx9y zombie's excellent post on the topic is here: http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=1767

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 07:09 PM (Vk2pI)

627 531 cthulhu, that is awesome!
when will the beer be done?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:46 PM (BBWjt)



It's like popcorn -- it's done fermenting when the airlock stops bubbling, which should be in about two weeks. Then it gets kegged and carbonated, which takes a bit. Then, of course -- and most important! -- it gets drunk and recycled back into the environment.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 07:09 PM (T1005)

628 Alan Dershowitz says she waived.

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 11:07 PM (ZjfK


fuckin' jooos . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:09 PM (8lmkt)

629 Alan Dershowitz says she waived.

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 11:07 PM (ZjfK

Dershowitz is a smart dude....for a Jew.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:09 PM (O6Tmi)

630 610 I'm taking Friday off, gonna go start the process to get that fuckin' Ruger double-action 5-shot. It's sweet. Posted by: Peaches sp-101 .357 mag?

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:10 PM (ZjfK8)

631 Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 11:09 PM (8lmkt)

Fuckin Red Sox fan beat me to it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:10 PM (O6Tmi)

632 sp-101 .357 mag?

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 11:10 PM (ZjfK

why, yes!!! it's a darlin' little instrument of death and I kinda fell in love with it.  makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

633 Alright Horde, I'm gonna go see if I can convince the wife to take her clothes off. And then off to sleep. Try not to burn the motherfucker down, hmmmm?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

634 615 Alan Dershowitz says she waived. Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 11:07 PM nicole brown? lois lerner

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:11 PM (ZjfK8)

635 Dershowitz is a smart dude....for a Jew. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 11:09 PM I have a friend who asked if he could apply for our firm's minorities hiring program because he was Jewish. He got a no.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

636 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 22, 2013 11:08 PM (GEICT)

Maetenloch wields a subtle yet powerful banhammer.

We may never know.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:11 PM (O6Tmi)

637 Not the prequels though, that would be sick. Yeah, i pretend those don't exist, like anything beyond aliens and terminator 2

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:12 PM (0hgrF)

638 Alright Horde, I'm gonna go see if I can convince the wife to take her clothes off. And then off to sleep. Try not to burn the motherfucker down, hmmmm? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk remember, "give me an O!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

639 Sure it have been said but Prop 8 was part of the reason why the myth of Naturally conservative was added to recently. Social Conservative from a socialist government.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 22, 2013 07:13 PM (CdeLs)

640 who the fuck is typing my comments, they have so many typos the barely form coherent thoughts? if I were applying to college I could claim esl.
Posted by: yankeefifth


If I knew you better, there would be a funny ha-ha response here.
( ___ )

Damn, I'm funny!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 07:13 PM (dwArK)

641 Hi ont. did Obama sign the UN gun treaty?

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:13 PM (vgd4f)

642 remember, "give me an O!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:12 PM (Z9EHQ)


damn you, Y5, that was some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:13 PM (8lmkt)

643 Bebes, you are encouraging the Horde to have a West Coast/Vegas meetup in December of 2014...  with lots of pudding and such.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 07:13 PM (pyjZt)

644 ORIN KERR: Can A Congressional Witness Deny Guilt and Then Plead the Fifth? “I don’t think the answer is clear, as there are no cases quite like it. The general rule is that a witness can’t testify about her version of the facts and then invoke the Fifth Amendment when facing cross examination.”

Alan Dershowitz says she waived. Posted by: sound
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The morrow will be interesting. I do hope Gowdy is taken off the leash again..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)

645 i bought mine about 15 years ago or so paid like $325 for it brand new i can hit dinener sized paper plates with it all day long at 25 yards good times...

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:14 PM (ZjfK8)

646 Legal opinions are like assholes every lawyer has one. They talk out of both sides of their asshol. I mean pie hole. Dersiie might be right but ain't betting my pay check on him. The O administration weasels out of everything.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:14 PM (HVff2)

647 Catch everyone later.  Time to play some Neverwinter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 07:15 PM (pyjZt)

648 569 ...want to know the definition of "justice"? Two in the chest and one in the glabella. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 22, 2013 10:53 PM (juKVi) One in the stink and two in the pink?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 22, 2013 07:15 PM (BXLPR)

649 638 Bebes, you are encouraging the Horde to have a West Coast/Vegas meetup in December of 2014... with lots of pudding and such.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 11:13 PM (pyjZt)


Yes!  that would be awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 07:15 PM (BBWjt)

650 I'm taking Friday off, gonna go start the process to get that fuckin' Ruger double-action 5-shot. It's sweet. Posted by: Peaches Sweet, Peaches. I had a Ruger Speed Six .357, until that horrible boating accident back in '06. It was terrible...I was lucky to escape with my life

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 22, 2013 07:15 PM (JMmQ9)

651 i bought mine about 15 years ago or so paid like $325 for it brand new

no shit?  I'm looking at, I dunno, 6 or 7 hundred, which I thought was quite reasonable.  It's a very pretty gun . . . I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen it at Bloomingdale's. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:16 PM (8lmkt)

652 Yay, the morons are Vegas bound!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:16 PM (vgd4f)

653 Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2013 11:08 PM he is out, gone, done. not talking to anyone in hr, not trying to get info on cobra or anything. only calling and messaging people, almost all of which hardly know him. I have been thinking about the physical security, especially the big guys packing thing. building security is good but not geared along the stop the crazy guy lines. fml.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

654 that was some crazy shit in london today. A young soldier chopped up by tha Alla Akbar crowd sucks to be unarmed

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 07:16 PM (zzeVM)

655 Bebes, you are encouraging the Horde to have a West Coast/Vegas meetup in December of 2014... with lots of pudding and such. mmm, that would be performance art. don't think i'm down with that. just pics with no head for identification purposes. fap away to those...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:17 PM (0hgrF)

656 I'm out, y'all. This geek's going to read some of today's new comics before going to sleep. Catch you down the trail.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 22, 2013 07:17 PM (5J54Q)

657 that was some funny shit right there. Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 11:13 PM we seek to please dear lady.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

658 My youngest asked me why I got my CCW permit since I had that tragic canoe accident? I told her I was taking up,scuba diving

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:18 PM (HVff2)

659 614 Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 11:04 PM (T1005)

I'm a big fan of that flavor profile. Sort of a pale ale, but with lots more malt.

When can I come over for a case?



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 11:08 PM (O6Tmi)



One thing I can guarantee you from way back when I was doing BOP brews -- I stood on that hill, silhouetted against the sky holding a turnip, and said, "as God is my witness, I'll never do bottling again!" And then I went and built a kegerator out of green curtains.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 07:18 PM (T1005)

660 Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but this... ugh words kinda fail. A Japanese prefecture, because the citizens didn't want a kill facility near them, has created a mobile death truck. As it takes the pets on the one hour trip to where the crematorium is, driver pushes a button, and by the time the journey ends the animals are dead. http://tinyurl.com/y9vwkc4 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (pyjZt) Now that's Teutonic efficiency for you. Oh, waaaait. I seem to remember a Little Rascals movie in which the kids rescued their dog from a county dogcatcher who used a similarly-equipped truck. I think the movie was pretty explicit about the truck being a mobile gas chamber, and this was in the 1930's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2013 07:18 PM (673KB)

661 After the "Big One" (with the help of some Nork nukes) reshapes the West Coast, maybe the meet-up in Vegas will also have an ocean view.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2013 07:18 PM (JqnAE)

662 Legal opinions have become more about "what we can get away with", through "Case Law".  They don't teach "Constitutional Law" anymore.

...I've forgotten about a few law schools that both Rush Limbaugh and Freedomworks talk about.  They teach Constitutional Law, but it is RARE.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 07:19 PM (7gwGw)

663 ICYMI, I just posted the Trey Gowdy vid from earlier today.

Posted by: AltonJackson


Damn. Just damn.

Gowdy is gdamn pitbull/great white hybrid.  

But I'm sure he's not acceptable to the non-existant elitists in the GOP, what totaly don't exist because, racist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 07:19 PM (dwArK)

664 Damn, I'm funny! Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2013 11:13 PM

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

665 If ya'll come to Vegas I have enough comps to get at least ten of you breakfast, teehee

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:19 PM (vgd4f)

666 If ya'll come to Vegas I have enough comps to get at least ten of you breakfast, teehee At Bellagio? that buffet is supposed to be the bomb

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:20 PM (0hgrF)

667 night Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

668 653 My youngest asked me why I got my CCW permit since I had that tragic canoe accident? I told her I was taking up,scuba diving

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 11:18 PM (HVff2)



Davy Jones Gun Locker- Best prices on the 7 seas!

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 22, 2013 07:20 PM (FIDMq)

669 sucks to be unarmed Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:16 PM ( I am guessing being unheaded sucks worse

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

670 Fastyr mie!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 22, 2013 07:21 PM (jGsIV)

671 Y5 sorry to hear about your safety concerns. That sucks. Work is hard enough without a "friend" fucking with you

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:21 PM (HVff2)

672 we seek to please dear lady.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:17 PM (Z9EHQ)


as you should . . . how are methlab and the annoyingly cute one?

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

673 "I'm sure that each of you knows someone put through the tit wringer of our current divorce laws. Men blow, and women are angels........even when she is the fuckarounder and the male is just the fuckee." A close relative of mine cheated on her husband through most of their marriage. She even tried to use me as her beard. " I want to see my guy so I'm telling jack I'm going to the movies with you." I told her no. They finally got a divorce, she took half of everything. Her guy didn't marry her. I have despised her ever since, and spend as little time around her as possible. Whenever I see her all I can think of is that you can't believe a word she says. The thing is, I also know women who were screwed over by their husbands who had cheated on them, and planning out a divorce, hid assets. This is in a marriage where both worked and contributed to the assets.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 22, 2013 07:22 PM (p+6Go)

674

I really want a Ruger GP100 or a Smith 686.

 

I had a 586 when Iwas younger and traded it for a 9mm..Dumb

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 22, 2013 07:22 PM (/7Xis)

675 At Bellagio? that buffet is supposed to be the bomb Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 11:20 PM I have been to their buffet once. if you are going to get your money's worth you should skip eating for a week before.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

676 bebe's , well not exactly! More along the lines of the Vegas Vacation movie buffet But we can all play pick a number, and paper scissor rock.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:22 PM (vgd4f)

677 Laura Ingraham considering moving her family to SC to primary Lindsey Graham in 2014.

http://is.gd/dOBbPY

Posted by: Jose at May 22, 2013 07:22 PM (zc/sw)

678 Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 11:18 PM (T1005)

When I was making beer (in college) I couldn't afford to put it in kegs, but that is definitely the way to go, especially if you have a CO2 system and can keep it nice and pressurized.

So...I'll bring a couple of growlers over. When should I stop by?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:23 PM (O6Tmi)

679 670 before midnight? Holy crap.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2013 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

680 Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 11:21 PM yeah it sucks in the short term. in long term is sucks more to be him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

681 Topical, Maetenloch. Er, more guns mean less crime? You must be following the beat of a dif'rent drummer. [Yer not a ghey "marriage" supporter, are you?] The most real thing here is the successful prevention of an attempted armed grand theft auto. How that makes it into the crime statistics will depend, of course, ON THE RELEVANT GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES UNION. These people making millions of $$ p.a., purportedly on our side, are unable or unwilling to say the words, "malfeasance by unionized Federal employees."

Posted by: whuh? at May 22, 2013 07:24 PM (W3q2N)

682 More along the lines of the Vegas Vacation movie buffet All shrimp cocktail?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:24 PM (0hgrF)

683 The thing is, I also know women who were screwed over by their husbands who had cheated on them, and planning out a divorce, hid assets. This is in a marriage where both worked and contributed to the assets.

Posted by: nerdygirl
_______________________________________
The problem is that the courts don't care.  They have a liberal, pre-planned algorithm in mind and they know how to use it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 07:24 PM (7gwGw)

684 670 before midnight? Holy crap.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2013 11:23 PM (sdi6R)


they started really early, I jumped in at 6-something (commie-time) and it was already almost 300.  no fuckin' standards at all on this blog.  not that that's a bad thing, you understand.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:24 PM (8lmkt)

685 no shit? I'm looking at, I dunno, 6 or 7 hundred, which I thought was quite reasonable. It's a very pretty gun . . . I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen it at Bloomingdale's. yeah with the 2 1/4 in barrel full power 157 grain loads give a nice, football sized muzzle flash and awfully loud

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:24 PM (ZjfK8)

686 You be safe out there Y5. I think the horde learned a valuable lesson

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:25 PM (HVff2)

687 There's something strangely familiar about the voices of the Obama administration. Hmmm. One-minute video on my site: http://bit.ly/famvoc or: http://youtu.be/_zr_v7ICXxE Also several mockety posters using Will Rogers quotes in my politickle "radical incline" album (link in nic) Pardon the self-promo-and-run. Blush and rush. It's late and I have to go from here to there, be back on the cell to read what looks like another power-packed ONT and maybe some comments before I pass out. Summertime schedule, I realize, means I have less and less to spend live ON on the T.

Posted by: mindful webworker tilts at windmills at May 22, 2013 07:25 PM (U13jb)

688 as you should . . . how are methlab and the annoyingly cute one? Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 11:21 PM indeed, indeed. the methlab and cute one are very well. we have had some 80 degree days lately and the methlab has assumed her warm weather routine, occupying tile floors . How are the feline overlords? Has the diet been going well?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

689 " I wonder what John McCain is doing tonight . . . I hope it hurts." Posted by: Peaches Well, hanging around with that nitwit daughter would be pretty painful. "Daddy, if you had an emoticon of love for me, you'd help get me elected to some office."

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 22, 2013 07:25 PM (p+6Go)

690 RE: The Girls On Film vid:

I, for one, welcome our new, sexy overladies.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 07:26 PM (2bNRv)

691 I have been thinking about the physical security, especially the big guys packing thing. building security is good but not geared along the stop the crazy guy lines. fml. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ) stay heads up. everyone has choke points in their daily routine. mostly exiting/entering your home and the same for your office/work

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 07:27 PM (zzeVM)

692 Ah, Blanco Basura for the evil win... wait... at only 10:30 CDST?? What kind of party have you people been having??

Posted by: mindful webworker leaving for real after this one at May 22, 2013 07:27 PM (U13jb)

693 >>>>>>Legal opinions are like assholes every lawyer has one. They talk out of both sides of their asshol ----------------------------- That's why I didn't major in physics. Only having one correct answer is so... constricting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2013 07:27 PM (Ktume)

694 Gowdy is gdamn pitbull/great white hybrid.
---------------

His background as a prosecutor apparently has imbued him with a keen sense of smell..., highly sensitive to bullshit. 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

695 is that quote "daddy says I kiss best" from that mccain girl or someone else?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

696 How are the feline overlords? Has the diet been going well?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:25 PM (Z9EHQ)


don't even fuckin' ask, my head will explode.  glad the puppehs are doing well.  y'all still in NY?  I thought you were bustin' for texas, no?

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:27 PM (8lmkt)

697 linky no worky @ 683. Clobbered by that windmill vane as it went 'round? Change the angle of attack on the airfoil? Ask Ace to monitor it for you, personally, and advise when safe?

Posted by: whuh? at May 22, 2013 07:28 PM (W3q2N)

698 I'm thoroughly confused by   tonight's  themes and comments.  Does Debbie Downer  have a small penis or  does   Dershowitz?  And what are Peaches and who  pissed  off  Lerner in  Vegas?  And  how do karaokes tie into all this?  I'm sure Issa will or will not sort it all out tomorrow  by   waiving  Beethoven's Fifth.

Posted by: My grandma who wears a wig at May 22, 2013 07:28 PM (qKpun)

699 i can hit dinener sized paper plates with it all day long at 25 yards


Does your wife know what happened to the good china?

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2013 07:28 PM (z9HTb)

700 You be safe out there Y5. I think the horde learned a valuable lesson Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 11:25 PM thanks, I will keep my eyes open.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

701 602. Are you kidding? Tsunamis always turn into parking lot parties where we hope the house gets destroyed so we can cash the insurance check Now we live waaaaaay up in a Waikiki condo so it's not that much of a deal

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 07:29 PM (AsiVD)

702 mostly exiting/entering your home and the same for your office/work

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:27 PM (zzeVM)

Always be aware of a second exit. And it's usually in the back, where most people do not think of going.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:29 PM (O6Tmi)

703 678 bebe's , yeah but promise you don't eat it. Would be a bunch of sick morons in various LV hospitals

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:29 PM (vgd4f)

704 689 >>>>>>Legal opinions are like assholes every lawyer has one. They talk out of both sides of their asshol
-----------------------------
That's why I didn't major in physics. Only having one correct answer is so...
constricting.
-----------------

Yeah..., one of the first things that law students learn, is that for every argument there is a counter-argument.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

705 "English Defence League supporters took to the streets of Woolwich and threw missiles at police after the suspected terrorist killing earlier in the day. Elsewhere, two men were arrested following separate attacks on mosques. In Woolwich, a group of between 75 and 100 men gathered at The Queen's Arms pub on Burrage Grove, where they sang nationalistic songs..." gee, i wonder why...

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:29 PM (ZjfK8)

706 So much for that post, long unbroken string of text my ass.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 22, 2013 07:29 PM (jGsIV)

707 don't even fuckin' ask, my head will explode. glad the puppehs are doing well. y'all still in NY? I thought you were bustin' for texas, no? Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 11:27 PM I am working on everything Texas related. We know where we are going, to the block, now i have to figure out how to move my job or find another one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

708 Went to the DMV today with daughter #2, the employee that helped us had on a SEIU shirt that included the O logo. She complained that her daughter works 3 part time jobs. Didn't understand why no one will hire workers full time. Heh.


Posted by: California Witch at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (Xcvk0)

709

according to WSJ and Roll Call tonight:

 

Obama reportedly plans to end restrictions on sending detainees to Yemen in the coming weeks, according to the Journal, citing unidentified U.S. officials. (A White House official would not confirm the lifting of the Yemen restrictions while Pentagon press secretary George Little said in a statement Wednesday that his office is “not commenting on press reports of transfers associated with Guantanamo.”)

 

remember the AP story last night about why the JEF won't detain or drone the Benghazi attackers;

 

The decision not to seize the men militarily underscores the White House aim to move away from hunting terrorists as enemy combatants and holding them at the military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The preference is toward a process in which most are apprehended and tried by the countries where they are living or arrested by the U.S. with the host country's cooperation and tried in the U.S. criminal justice system.

 

 

our new policy is to ask jihadi countries to prosecute the jihadis that attack us, or help us prosecute the jihadis that attack us

 

by that reasoning, Pakistan prosecutes Bin Laden

 

Afghanistan prosecutes the Taliban

 

and now Somalia and Yemen are in charge of our criminal prosecutions

 

what could go wrong

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (nH8jP)

710 My friends, you have nothing to fear from my daughter.

She FUCKING ATE TUCSON!!! 

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (jGsIV)

711 My friends, you have nothing to fear from my daughter.

Posted by: John McCain at May 22, 2013 11:28 PM (vbh31)


venereal disease is real, senator.  by all reports, she is not a picky person, nor does she have the right to be, since she's a fuckin' fat chick.  but, hey, you and miss lindsay have a good time tonight.  it's important for older guys to keep the prostate massaged. 


p.s.  Ted Cruz sends his regards.  suckah!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

712 696 i can hit dinener sized paper plates with it all day long at 25 yards Does your wife know what happened to the good china? Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2013 11:28 PM (z9HTb) probably, its actually her gun...

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (ZjfK8)

713 695 "Daddy, if you had an emoticon of love for me, you'd help get me elected to some office." My friends, you have nothing to fear from my daughter. Posted by: John McCain at May 22, 2013 11:28 PM (vbh31) Unless she lays on top of you and smothers your sorry ass

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (HVff2)

714 linky no worky @ 683 Really? (double cheks) -- both work for me. Check your fibric metabulator settings if you're using Internet Explorer.

Posted by: mindful webworker seriously you guys at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (U13jb)

715 My friends, you have nothing to fear from my daughter. Posted by: John McCain at May 22, 2013 11:28 PM (vbh31) Or anything to learn either.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 22, 2013 07:31 PM (Lqb+9)

716 I hope if that witch tries to play Sgt Shultz she ends up in the basement clink.

Posted by: madamex at May 22, 2013 07:32 PM (1zsKV)

717 everyone has choke points in their daily routine. mostly exiting/entering your home and the same for your office/work Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:27 PM you have identified my greatest weak point. I have only one entrance to our apartment and one to our office. I can vary my route and modes of transportation, even schedule, but sooner or later I have to hit those doors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

718 Always be aware of a second exit. And it's usually in the back, where most people do not think of going.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
------------------

That is my first rule when visiting an unknown bar. Make sure you know where the back door is. If the bar is East Tennessee, an additional rule is to park your car so that it is headed out of the parking lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 07:33 PM (aDwsi)

719 RIP, Ray. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2013 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

720 I hope Republicans kill Immigration reform. It will boost our numbers with Latinos from 71% to 90% and will turn Texas Blue. Please kill it, it will help us Democrats.

Posted by: Do it! at May 22, 2013 07:33 PM (zye9D)

721 be safe yankeefifth

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 07:34 PM (BBWjt)

722 674 Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 11:18 PM (T1005)

When I was making beer (in college) I couldn't afford to put it in kegs, but that is definitely the way to go, especially if you have a CO2 system and can keep it nice and pressurized.

So...I'll bring a couple of growlers over. When should I stop by?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 11:23 PM (O6Tmi)



You may want to wait until the process is a bit smoother -- I'm hoping that Ninkasi smiles upon my humble first efforts, but there were some questionable moments (such as the wort chiller leaking into the wort, the wet yeast exploding when opened [shoulda sanitized the outside of the bottle!], the yield coming out at 4.5 instead of 5+ gallons, etc.). The target is that I'll be drinking this batch in 3-4 weeks. If this batch goes sour, I have half a mind to try distilling it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 07:34 PM (T1005)

723 Wow 716 posts before an as swipe showed up

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:34 PM (HVff2)

724 Norwich attack, par for the course. Coming soon: the latest trend is "bushmeat". "Yes, friends, you can assume the magical powers of your foes by eating their flesh! Contact http://www.barackobama.com/ recipe tips and micro-brew pairings included!"

Posted by: whuh? at May 22, 2013 07:34 PM (W3q2N)

725 673 Jose, that would be awesome, fucking rino assholes. mccain, hatch , graham and rubio can kiss my big fat ass!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:34 PM (vgd4f)

726 Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 11:31 PM (8lmkt) I think the young McCain girl is a virgin.......

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 07:35 PM (zzeVM)

727 717 I hope Republicans kill Immigration reform. It will boost our numbers with Latinos from 71% to 90% and will turn Texas Blue. Please kill it, it will help us Democrats. Posted by: Do it! at May 22, 2013 11:33 PM (zye9D) So will passing it.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:36 PM (xIq7K)

728 Thanks CJ

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

729 I think the young McCain girl is a virgin.......

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:35 PM (zzeVM)


virgins don't have tattoos on their boobs . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:36 PM (8lmkt)

730 I never understood why you Republicans hate Latinos so much. They are human beings, why not try to win them over? Don't get me wrong, as a Democrat I am glad you losers have pushed them into our camp, but why the hatred? We Democrats try to win votes from everybody. We even have Fiscal Conservatives in our camp. Why are you guys so exclusive?

Posted by: Do it! at May 22, 2013 07:36 PM (zye9D)

731 I am sure he is arranging the flights for the Blind Sheik to Egypt as we speak

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:36 PM (nH8jP)

732 I would love to see a debate between Lindsey Graham and Laura Ingraham

Posted by: Jose at May 22, 2013 07:37 PM (zc/sw)

733 virgins don't have tattoos on their boobs . . . Is that's what's on them?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:37 PM (HVff2)

734 Wow 716 posts before an as swipe showed up

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 11:34 PM (HVff2)

Ignore it. It will eventually have to run to the bathroom to clean up the feces leaking from its every orifice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:37 PM (O6Tmi)

735 David Burge: @MeghanMcCain if it wasn't for politicians cheating on their wives, you wouldn't exist.

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:38 PM (ZjfK8)

736 Posted by: Do it! at May 22, 2013 11:36 PM (zye9D)

I agree. And I appreciate your concern!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:38 PM (O6Tmi)

737 Thanks CBD

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:38 PM (HVff2)

738 My friends, you have nothing to fear from my daughter. LIAAAR

Posted by: Mac n Cheese at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (0hgrF)

739 David Burge: @MeghanMcCain if it wasn't for politicians cheating on their wives, you wouldn't exist.

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 11:38 PM (ZjfK


Yeah, that was right up there in the top .0001 percent of Things Said on the Interwebs.  The man is a god.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)

740 We Democrats try to win buy votes from everybody.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

741 Posted by: mindful webworker tilts at windmills at May 22, 2013 11:25 PM (U13jb)
 
Very creative. But I'm not laughing cuz these fuckers are no laughing matter. They literally hate us and want us destroyed.
 
But I can guarantee I hate em back.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (ccXZP)

742 Any votes for a drone attack on identified Minneapolis targets when we will inevitably regain the White House? I know where to look for some of them. How refined do you need the GPS coords? (Jus' thinkin' maybe arty work better. These fools ain't in hovels stacked on another hovel inhabited by red voters. Bring the building down on their ass and leave the really high-priced stuff for New Yorkers....)

Posted by: Thorvald at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (W3q2N)

743 Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 11:38 PM (HVff2)

But...it's also fun to poke at it with a stick, as I do.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (O6Tmi)

744 Troll in the ont, yeah baby!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (vgd4f)

745 728 I never understood why you Republicans hate Latinos so much. They are human beings, why not try to win them over? Don't get me wrong, as a Democrat I am glad you losers have pushed them into our camp, but why the hatred? We Democrats try to win votes from everybody. We even have Fiscal Conservatives in our camp. Why are you guys so exclusive? i dont want to go off on a rant here (actually i do) but im to the point now where im growing increasingly tired of and having trouble associating with people at work or being friends with people that vote democrat, because the democrat party now is indefensible at any and every level and so are the people that vote for them they are ruining the country on purpose: "we are 5 days away from RADICALLY TRANSFORMING the united states of america" we now know that everything they want or do will serve to only help them/hurt republicans/hurt the country we now know if we want to know whats bad for our country we only need to see what the democrats want to do ARE YOU LISTENING MARCO RUBIO ARE YOU LISTENING JOHN MCCAIN ARE YOU LISTENING LINDSAY GRAHAM they cant be bargained with, they cant be reasoned with, and they absolutely will not stop until this country is in ruins i dont care what they want to do anymore its bad for the country and we shouldnt do it they are the BLAME AMERICA FIRST party they are the GODLESS party they are the GUN GRABBING party they are the party of UNRESTRAINED SEXUAL DEVIANCY they are the party that tries to turn their political rivals INTO ENEMIES OF THE STATE they are the party of INFANTICIDE they are the party that takes GOD out of school and puts CONDOMS in they are the party that CODDLES our true enemies in the world (socialism and islamofascism-yes i went there) while they VILIFY their own countrymen THEY ARE BANKRUPTING OUR COUNTRY IN EVERY WAY A COUNTRY CAN BE BANKRUPTED THEY CALL EVIL GOOD AND GOOD EVIL DESTRUCTION AWAITS THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE AND CONTINUE TO DO they are dispicable, deplorable, and reprehensible in every way there is nothing good, right, or redeeming about them to work with them out of some sense of "bipartisanship" is the epitome of foolishness and folly they are to be reveiled and despised we can no longer espouse ANYTHING that they stand for we must fight them at the ballot box, the town hall meeting, the public square, and in the arena of ideas we cannot and must not cower at their baseless accusations of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia and the like the world is depending on this outcome whether they realize it or agree with it or not we must forever stand against them and be the rescuers of our great nation, the last great hope of earth the end standard rant v1.0

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:39 PM (ZjfK8)

746 733 Prez'nit DinObite Obama won fair and square. Face it Americans don't like the GOP. Over 60% of Americans have a negative view of your party.

Posted by: Do it! at May 22, 2013 07:40 PM (zye9D)

747 it's important for older guys to keep the prostate massaged. TIMMMMMUUUHHH!!!!

Posted by: TIMMUUUHHH! at May 22, 2013 07:41 PM (0hgrF)

748

wow

 

that was fast

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:42 PM (nH8jP)

749 oh yeah, I nearly forgot, best nyc news of the day - wiener is going for mayor! he is a prick but I hate everyone else more. especially the fat tub of goo fake ginger quinn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

750 virgins don't have tattoos on their boobs . . . Posted by: Peaches or pearl necklaces

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:43 PM (0hgrF)

751 pro tip, don't cut and paste troll droppings

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:43 PM (nH8jP)

752 Dean Heller Nv needs to be primaried lying sack of shit!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:43 PM (vgd4f)

753 750?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:44 PM (HVff2)

754 WTF is a 'racialist' society?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 22, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

755 745 oh yeah, I nearly forgot, best nyc news of the day - wiener is going for mayor! he is a prick but I hate everyone else more. especially the fat tub of goo fake ginger quinn. I'm sure Wiener will rise to the occasion. *insert a billion more penis puns here*.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2013 07:44 PM (JqnAE)

756 Pat Robertson has a mistress?

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:44 PM (nH8jP)

757 Posted by: Do it! at May 22, 2013 11:36 PM (zye9D)

Dumbass thinks this is a Republican site.

Posted by: duhkine at May 22, 2013 07:44 PM (cvk3j)

758 >> I would love to see a debate between Lindsey Graham and Laura Ingraham a nightstick.
 
FIFY, Jose.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 07:44 PM (ccXZP)

759 747 pro tip, don't cut and paste troll droppings Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 11:43 PM (nH8jP) point taken...

Posted by: sound awake at May 22, 2013 07:45 PM (ZjfK8)

760 That's undoubtably the best recording I've heard in a long time, rickl.

Better ones are bound to come along.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 07:45 PM (2bNRv)

761 Good nite horde, hears hoping the IRS hearings are enlightening later tomorrow. See you tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 22, 2013 07:45 PM (HVff2)

762 "The problem is that the courts don't care. They have a liberal, pre-planned algorithm in mind and they know how to use it." Posted by: Slapweasel Thank feminism and the media constantly pushing the idea that women are victims.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 22, 2013 07:45 PM (p+6Go)

763 After six Budweisers, I must bit The Horde adieu.  I am worthless at this point, minus blunt commentary of libertarian principles and liberal hatred.

...Maybe tomorrow we can discuss all the jagged edges of our now defunct Representative Republic.

They promised the LIV's a "free ride".  They pushed us all over "The Falls" without a barrel.  THANKS, OHIO!

...as a Cleveland fan, I can only apologize for my fellow Statesmans' ignorance.




Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 07:45 PM (7gwGw)

764 Kill Immigration reform and we will have 90% of Latinos with us. Even the Cubans have turned on you. Please do it, so we can rule this nation for the next century!

Posted by: We Own you at May 22, 2013 07:45 PM (Vw2kv)

765 pro tip, don't cut and paste troll droppings Posted by: thunderb This, assholes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 07:46 PM (dwArK)

766

745 oh yeah, I nearly forgot, best nyc news of the day - wiener is going for mayor!

 

 

I weep for my birth city.

Posted by: Marybeth at May 22, 2013 07:47 PM (zFUKI)

767

night all

 

no Lerner tomorrow, Monday I think.  They are in recess till then

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:47 PM (nH8jP)

768 Ok, now this fuckface is pissing me off. Going to smoke a cig!!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:47 PM (vgd4f)

769 There will never be another Republican president. Your party is dead.

Posted by: We Own you at May 22, 2013 07:47 PM (Vw2kv)

770 uh oh...

Posted by: otho at May 22, 2013 07:48 PM (9gNQd)

771 747 pro tip, don't cut and paste troll droppings Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 11:43 PM (nH8jP) My apologies. I wasn't thinking.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:48 PM (xIq7K)

772 Oh and Y5, your situation raises an important point. Many companies now pay a bounty for an employee recommended new hire that works out. There is a corallary to this -- don't reco someone that might turn out to be a turd. It will reflect badly on you at a minimum.
 
Stay safe and watch your 6.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 07:48 PM (ccXZP)

773 arrgh.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:48 PM (xIq7K)

774 Troll, what you aren't aware of is the fact that the current bill has been poisoned by your own Dem-Congs. They inserted amendments to cause it to be poison to light-blue Reps. Your party hates you, pisses on you, and asks you to donate to their 'cause.' Heh. Must suck to realize this.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 07:48 PM (dwArK)

775 in other good news, I saw a fire truck go rushing by today and it took thirty seconds to negotiate a corner because of those effin bike share racks - bikes are not even in them for a couple of weeks. when the bikes are in this rack it will take up 40 percent of the width of the street.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

776 *insert trollish liberal platitude here*

Posted by: Obama Owns Me at May 22, 2013 07:49 PM (JqnAE)

777

whistling past Nixon's grave

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:49 PM (nH8jP)

778 OOOOH! The IRS will definitely wanna hear bout this, Serious You Guys!

A Latino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

sound awake

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 07:49 PM (2bNRv)

779 Looks like I should go back to lurking tonight. I'm apparently not functioning at ONT level.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:50 PM (xIq7K)

780 Dean Heller Nv needs to be primaried lying sack of shit! Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 11:43 PM (vgd4f) What did he do now?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 07:50 PM (Vk2pI)

781 Posted by: We Own you at May 22, 2013 11:45 PM (Vw2kv)

Well, you are the party of slavery.

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2013 07:51 PM (z9HTb)

782 Oh and Y5, your situation raises an important point. Many companies now pay a bounty for an employee recommended new hire that works out. There is a corallary to this -- don't reco someone that might turn out to be a turd. It will reflect badly on you at a minimum. Stay safe and watch your 6. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 11:48 PM thanks. I should weather the clusterfuck ok from the yankee hired a fucktard ok but it is embarassing. it is actually disappointing as well, I had wanted it to work for him. oh well. now I have something else to worry over.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

783 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

I was in midtown last night and so those rows of stupid bike racks.

What a clusterfuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:51 PM (O6Tmi)

784 Mindy gets to spend some quality time examining the intricate grain patterns and obscene carvings in the barrel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 07:52 PM (ccXZP)

785 Looks like I should go back to lurking tonight. I'm apparently not functioning at ONT level. ITs ok Mindy. i;m drunk off my ass

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:52 PM (0hgrF)

786 I'm not sure what happens next but Lt Governor Tim Murray is resigning. I believe we should have another special election in MA, but here the legislature changes the laws to suit themselves. When they thought Kerry was going to win in 2004, instead of letting Mitt appoint a senator, they changed the law to a special election. I'm surprised they didn't try to change it back when Ted K died.

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 07:52 PM (z4WKX)

787

124 120 Hey y'all. Anyone else been drinking besides me and Bannion?

 

 

 

 

Not since the invention of the funnel!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 22, 2013 07:52 PM (jz0+s)

788 stay Mindy. I like to deprive trolls a zombie afterlife by quoting them.  Otherwise there is no getting rid of them if the original statement gets zapped.  I didn't mean to offend you

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:53 PM (nH8jP)

789 Political Hat. He's a gun grabber, fuck him!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:53 PM (vgd4f)

790 will take up 40 percent of the width of the street. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:49 PM (Z9EHQ) I don't see how you do it. I'll bet I couldn't make it 2 weeks in NYC

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 07:53 PM (zzeVM)

791 I'm all for immigration reform, instead of the current policy of letting any old Tom, Dick, or Harry miscreant just waltz on in and set up their parasitic camp.

Posted by: piecake at May 22, 2013 07:53 PM (cvk3j)

792 uggg - by NOT quoting them

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:54 PM (nH8jP)

793 What a clusterfuck. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 11:51 PM indeed. I hope they are all ripped out by garbage trucks and enraged hippies. you should see the rates. it is 9.95 for a full day pass - which allows you unlimited 30 min rides. if you do not get the bike back to another rack within 30 min it's an additional $4 for the second half hour, $9 for the third half hour, and $12 for every half hour after that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

794 Political Hat. He's a gun grabber, fuck him! Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 11:53 PM (vgd4f) Ah, his vote to move forward on debating the gun control bill. Though it was something new.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 07:55 PM (Vk2pI)

795 dont want to go off on a rant here
(actually i do)


You're easier to keep up with than you think you are.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 07:55 PM (2bNRv)

796 no reason for people to not play the Alan Wake games, now


http://www.humblebundle.com/weekly

Posted by: The Dude at May 22, 2013 07:55 PM (vJdyz)

797 ITs ok Mindy. i;m drunk off my ass Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 11:52 PM (0hgrF) pics or it didn't happen?

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 07:56 PM (zzeVM)

798 I'll bet I couldn't make it 2 weeks in NYC Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:53 PM there are some cool things about nyc, it is mostly the government and the liberals that suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 07:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

799 Looks like I should go back to lurking tonight. I'm apparently not functioning at ONT level.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 11:50 PM (xIq7K)


drink more, you'll be fine.  {{{{{}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:56 PM (8lmkt)

800 ITs ok Mindy. i;m drunk off my ass Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 11:52 PM (0hgrF) Thanks, Bebe. I've failed tonight, but I try to always follow my husband's advice: "Don't do two things wrong at the same time."

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:56 PM (xIq7K)

801 Ok, I am watching the NBA playoffs, WWF much?!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:56 PM (vgd4f)

802 You tell me where bar at, I want to enter!!!!

Posted by: Lon Duc Dong, Vietnamese Porn Star at May 22, 2013 07:56 PM (Jls4P)

803 whoa

Posted by: CAC at May 22, 2013 07:57 PM (cO+qh)

804 Peaches, {{{{{{}}}}}} back.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:57 PM (xIq7K)

805 >> I'll bet I couldn't make it 2 weeks in NYC
 
Jake, I drove through NYC once several years ago and vowed 'never again'.
 
Nothing has changed since.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 07:57 PM (ccXZP)

806 Okay, massive cleanup on aisle 800.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:57 PM (xIq7K)

807 ITs ok Mindy. i;m drunk off my ass Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy/i] WooT!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (dwArK)

808 The power of repetition compels you to purchase a children's novel called "My Teachers are Zombies!"

Three friends find out that their teacher is a zombie (spoiler alert!) and have to stop her. Of course their teacher is a her. Because, Patriarchy.

Read the sample provided on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CKJ70AW

It's quickly paced and doesn't take up a hundred pages to describe the damn drapes or how anyone is brooding. There's action and plenty of things to pick up on if you read between the lines and into what isn't said.

Posted by: Tom In Korea (author of My Teachers are Zombies, buy it on Amazon.com!) at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (oJkTX)

809 I'll bet I couldn't make it 2 weeks in NYC

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:53 PM (zzeVM)

In many ways it's a great place, but there are so many fools doing foolish things (like building bike racks that block fire trucks) that it becomes maddening.

When Giuliani was mayor, there was a sense that New York was a place of infinite possibilities, as long as you didn't fuck with other people.

Now...Bloomberg has allowed the worst of the idiot liberal mindset to become the status quo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (O6Tmi)

810 Who's talking about spics?

Posted by: piecake at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (cvk3j)

811 Wow, that cleanup was lightening-fast!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (xIq7K)

812 I wonder what Lois Lerner is doing tonight . . . and if it involved razor blades. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (8lmkt)

813 sorry

Posted by: piecake at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (cvk3j)

814 pics or it didn't happen? Posted by: Jake in ID Not coherent enough to take pic on phone, upload and post

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 07:58 PM (0hgrF)

815 775 Looks like I should go back to lurking tonight. I'm apparently not functioning at ONT level. Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 11:50 PM (xIq7K) Eh, that is why the barrel has ONT access, because sometimes things just happen.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 22, 2013 07:59 PM (Lqb+9)

816 I rec'd a email today from Senate Conservatives with a question, the question was should they primary McCain if he decides to run again. I answered yes and in comments I added Graham too.

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 07:59 PM (z4WKX)

817 Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 11:56 PM (xIq7K)

You know what you are doing wrong?

You aren't commenting fast enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 07:59 PM (O6Tmi)

818 Hi Peaches. Missed ya a lot since ont been early!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 07:59 PM (vgd4f)

819 Wow, that cleanup was lightening-fast! Posted by: Mindy The Hammer is swift and silent. Much like a cabbage, broccoli, bean burrito.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 07:59 PM (dwArK)

820 Mindy we have all been in the barrel.  That's why its so....pungent

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 07:59 PM (nH8jP)

821 Jake, I drove through NYC once several years ago and vowed 'never again'.

Nothing has changed since.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 11:57 PM (ccXZP)


it was bad enough driving in New Jersey


I swear, the New Jersey state song must be the car horn

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:00 PM (BBWjt)

822 Who's talking about spics? Not me.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at May 22, 2013 08:00 PM (0hgrF)

823 816 Mindy we have all been in the barrel. That's why its so....pungent

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 11:59 PM (nH8jP)


actually I think I"ve managed to avoid the barrel thus far

*knock on non-barrel wood*

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:00 PM (BBWjt)

824 By the way, the new drapes that Willow (iirc) installed in the barrel look like they could use a cleaning already. What do people do in here? Never mind, I don't really want to know.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:01 PM (xIq7K)

825 that and the aforementioned burritos

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 08:01 PM (nH8jP)

826 Much like a cabbage, broccoli, bean burrito. That's not right. Thats so not right

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:01 PM (0hgrF)

827 I swear, the New Jersey state song must be the car horn

Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2013 12:00 AM (BBWjt)

Blow me.

And get off my lawn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:01 PM (O6Tmi)

828 Wow that was the fasted ban hammer pounding I've ever seen

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2013 08:02 PM (M/TDA)

829 808 I wonder what Lois Lerner is doing tonight . . . and if it involved razor blades.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 11:58 PM (8lmkt)


Peaches, that is a horrible thought!!!!  I mean just think of all that blood that someone else will have to clean up.  I hope it involves a short rope instead.  Much tidier.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:02 PM (BBWjt)

830 I am not a advocate for nyc but you need more than a couple of days to get accustomed to its quirks. I never intended to move to the big city but go an offer i could not refuse. for the first year you live here you feel like a tourist. If you ask someone who lives in nyc where they are from - when they are in nyc - if they were not a native nyer they nearly always say "I am from state x or city y but I live in nyc" eventually, after several years people who move to nyc say, I am from ny. anyway, even though I would prefer to be in the wide open spaces of many different places, there is some cool stuff here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

831 Ya know what ont, its not ok. I have never been in the barrel . Fuck it, lous a girl is not loved

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:03 PM (vgd4f)

832

822 Much like a cabbage, broccoli, bean burrito.

 

 

 

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Schlitz Beer at May 22, 2013 08:03 PM (jz0+s)

833 I have Hannity on, I just found out that the IRS head made 120 visits to the White House! I'm outraged, as usual, since SCOAMF has been president.

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 08:03 PM (z4WKX)

834 Much like a cabbage, broccoli, bean burrito.

as long as it doesn't have asparagus

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:03 PM (BBWjt)

835 You aren't commenting fast enough. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 11:59 PM (O6Tmi) My thoughts need to pass through a filter, and it's clogged.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:04 PM (xIq7K)

836

so

 

lou and chem jeff get in the barrel together!!

 

twofer

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 08:04 PM (nH8jP)

837 The Spanish are traitors to the White race. They married Blacks and Natives, thus creating these mud offsprings flooding America. We need to nuke Spain as well as Latin America for creating this mess. America must be a pure White nation. Republicans are the party of Whites, we must defend our race from the mud invaders.

Posted by: lightening fast at May 22, 2013 08:04 PM (2K2es)

838 "Troll, what you aren't aware of is the fact that the current bill has been poisoned by your own Dem-Congs. They inserted amendments to cause it to be poison to light-blue Reps.

Your party hates you, pisses on you, and asks you to donate to their 'cause.'

Heh. Must suck to realize this.
____________________________________

^This^

Are you unaware of "politics", or are you wet from the womb?  Have you ever heard of a "Poison Pill", or does that just mean, "Thirteen-Year-Old's Free Awesome Abortions" to you?

Are you unaware that your party has not passed a budget?  That's the law, but they refused to do it to protect that elected "Blackass".

Fight on the ideas of success and we'll kick your ass every time.  Re-define "indigent" or "destitute" and I'll be right there to make sure that your Alinsky-ite ideals FAIL.

When other peoples' money is gone, you'll squeeze blood INTO stone.  It never fails. 

-Not on my watch. 
...NEVER.


Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 08:05 PM (7gwGw)

839 It's back.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2013 08:05 PM (M/TDA)

840

hellloooooo

 

aisle 833, stat

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 08:05 PM (nH8jP)

841 Ya know what ont, its not ok. I have never been in the barrel . Fuck it, lous a girl is not loved No, it means you can hold your liquor better than many, many morons. be proud sister!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:05 PM (0hgrF)

842 Posted by: lightening fast at May 23, 2013 12:04 AM (2K2es) Get out the banhammer Maet!

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 08:06 PM (Vk2pI)

843 whhooossshhh

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 08:06 PM (nH8jP)

844 "She complained that her daughter works 3 part time jobs. Didn't understand why no one will hire workers full time. Heh. " Posted by: California Witch My sister works as a teacher's aide. They're talking about cutting everyone's hours in response to Obamacare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 22, 2013 08:06 PM (p+6Go)

845 as long as it doesn't have asparagus mmmm asparagus...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:06 PM (0hgrF)

846 Don't forget me! Posted by: Schlitz Beer Not enough 'beer' in you to matter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 08:06 PM (dwArK)

847 I am in utter awe at the power of the ban hammer tonight. Can I make you a sammich?

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:06 PM (xIq7K)

848 as long as it doesn't have asparagus

Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2013 12:03 AM (BBWjt)


fresh asparagus is good grilled in with a drizzle of olive oil and sea salt :/

Posted by: The Dude at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (vJdyz)

849 I am in utter awe at the power of the ban hammer tonight. sted by: Mindy at May 23, 2013 12:06 AM pics?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

850 Posted by: Slapweasel Don't quote the troll du nuit!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (0hgrF)

851 interdimensional bamahmmers.

Posted by: CAC at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (cO+qh)

852 I want to go back to the meteor dropping on DC I proposed in earlier thread. I would also save Issa and Jim Jordan. It was 118 visit to the WH, not 120. Jordan was good today too. I didn't put it on until the fireworks were over.

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (z4WKX)

853 Whoa That chicken curry ramen is already bubbling in my insides My ass is going to make something that makes Helen Thomas look like a Victoria secret model Oooof

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (j8JLb)

854

should they primary McCain if he decides to run again

 

 

 

He isn't going to run. I took the tennis balls off his walker.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (jz0+s)

855 >> I swear, the New Jersey state song must be the car horn
 
chemjeff, then let me guess what the state 'bird' is.
 
(hint: it involves a finger)

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 08:07 PM (ccXZP)

856 843 Wrap it bacon. Extra yummy.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2013 08:08 PM (M/TDA)

857 i hope mccain's daughter primaries him

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

858 Love you for that bebe's, but I have been a drunk asshole on the ont to many times

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:08 PM (vgd4f)

859 pics? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2013 12:07 AM (Z9EHQ) Of a sammich?

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:09 PM (xIq7K)

860 My ass is going to make something that makes Helen Thomas look like a Victoria secret model You guys are keeping me busy tonight.

Posted by: TIMMMMUUUUUHHHH! at May 22, 2013 08:09 PM (0hgrF)

861 I have been a drunk asshole on the ont to many times Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:08 AM and yet nary a photo

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

862 Gonna go back in time...

Posted by: Trolls? Where we're going we don't need trolls at May 22, 2013 08:09 PM (I88Jc)

863 Cicero Kid @ 849 Now, that right there is pretty funny. Bugger McCain.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at May 22, 2013 08:09 PM (I2uSp)

864 Fuck it, lous a girl is not loved

You are super, uber loved.  Don't make me smack you!! 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (8lmkt)

865 Of a sammich? Posted by: Mindy at May 23, 2013 12:09 AM utter awe. never mind my phonetics were slightly off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

866 but I have been a drunk asshole on the ont to many times Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:08 AM (vgd4f) could be worse. you could be that guy who will not be named who said things I cannot repeat and who received a punishment I cannot reveal the details of. And you never saw this post.

Posted by: CAC at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (cO+qh)

867 anyway, even though I would prefer to be in the wide open spaces of many different places, there is some cool stuff here. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2013 12:02 AM (Z9EHQ) I guess if I had a big enough checkbook I could make it work. The one thing I really don't like is not being able to see any mountains. After visiting relatives in the midwest and south east I realised I keyed my location based off mountains. I really don't like figuring out where I'm looking by figuring out the sun position. plus I really don't like being around alot of people

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (zzeVM)

868 My thoughts need to pass through a filter, and it's clogged.

Posted by: Mindy at May 23, 2013 12:04 AM (xIq7K)

Eh. That's called the ONT.

Just type. Eventually it will get unclogged.

We're here to have fun and eviscerate trolls.

But mostly to have fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (O6Tmi)

869

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2013 12:01 AM (O6Tmi)


wait, I think I have an appropriate response for that, one which you might understand...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6RC2cgpJM

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (BBWjt)

870 but I have been a drunk asshole on the ont to many times Doesn't count. only turning the thread italian and copying/pasting that text bs does

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:10 PM (0hgrF)

871 Ms Lerner is using the Gilligan Defense.

"I'm not going to testify against myself, and you can't make me!, You can't make me, you can't make me!"

It never worked for him.

Posted by: The Skipper at May 22, 2013 08:11 PM (cvk3j)

872 Don't make me smack you!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 23, 2013 12:10 AM (8lmkt)

Unless you have a video camera, in which case I would like to suggest an outfit and some accessories.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:11 PM (O6Tmi)

873 861 oh shit, was it lous a girl. Because dammit

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:12 PM (vgd4f)

874 My thoughts need to pass through a filter, and it's clogged. Posted by: Mindy at May 23, 2013 12:04 AM (xIq7K) Eh. That's called the ONT. Just type. Eventually it will get unclogged. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2013 12:10 AM (O6Tmi) precisely, simply increase the pressure until you blow the clog! more comments!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

875 post reveal, I'm really loving that new Kinect. Shit is going to sell gangbusters to the garage Kinect community, science nerds and the robotics dorks

Posted by: The Dude at May 22, 2013 08:13 PM (vJdyz)

876 Still, rewriting of troll droppings was a glorious thing. If that can't be automatized for my personal preference this modern world sucks rats' raisins.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 08:13 PM (dwArK)

877 Am I finally banned?

Rats.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:13 PM (2bNRv)

878 how about pig Latin? Othermuckers

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:13 PM (vgd4f)

879 G'nite Morons and 'ettes.  I've had enough Budweiser to sink a small plastic boat and I'm getting ornery.

...subsequent posts would be fruitless.

-Thank You

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 08:13 PM (7gwGw)

880 I would never drink on the ONT (adjusts nonexistent pants).

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 08:13 PM (ccXZP)

881 but I have been a drunk asshole on the ont to many times
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:08 AM (vgd4f)

we call that street cred, lou.  stop beating yourself up.  this is unworthy of you.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:14 PM (8lmkt)

882 869. Blow the clog Thank you!!!! *****zippppppp*****

Posted by: The clog at May 22, 2013 08:14 PM (j8JLb)

883

Hi y'all.  This is a big thread.

 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mwv/)

884 OK, more comments ...... hmmmm. One thing I thought you all would be interested in is that I met a guy who looked and acted like Breitbart at the IRS rally in Colorado Springs yesterday.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:14 PM (xIq7K)

885 Nevermind.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:14 PM (2bNRv)

886 Hi Bomber, how are things
staying safe I hope

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:14 PM (BBWjt)

887 That chicken curry Posted by: Navycopjoe Now here's your problem. Chicken curry is always a fail unless the chix is fried. I speak from experience. Heed my warning! Heed my warning!

Posted by: Ghost of Bobo Marurei [/i][/b] at May 22, 2013 08:15 PM (dwArK)

888 Bomber, good to see you!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:15 PM (xIq7K)

889 Ya know why I Love my husband? I made cinnamon rolls, and they were not very good. But he ate one, and said it was good. What a sweet guy!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:16 PM (vgd4f)

890 Boring, chemjeff.  But that's better than the alternative.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:16 PM (4Mwv/)

891 hmmm, gutfeld has a post at breitbart entitled "why i'm thankful for weiner". giggle

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:16 PM (0hgrF)

892 "I have been a drunk asshole on the ont..."

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:08 AM (vgd4f)

And this is why you fit in so well.

Anyone who hasn't been a drunken asshole on the ONT just isn't trying hard enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:16 PM (O6Tmi)

893 882. Ummmm, a few hours too late

Posted by: The clog at May 22, 2013 08:16 PM (j8JLb)

894 Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 12:10 AM Again, I am not advocating but do not dismiss it out of hand. there is a lot of cool stuff. you do not need a car - which takes a lot of getting accustomed to. I can walk everywhere I need to go. I can walk across the street to the grocery store - or a ny version of a grocery store. I am probably on a first name basis with everyone i deal with in the course of a week.anyway, nevermind. I am trying to get out because I have had enough, however, I am glad I was here long enough to get the inside story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

895 Uggggh Sock fail

Posted by: The clog at May 22, 2013 08:17 PM (j8JLb)

896 lou, I'd eat one of your cinnamon rolls

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:17 PM (BBWjt)

897 Bomber!!!!! You keeping your head down and listening to your seargent?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:17 PM (0hgrF)

898 878 Hi y'all. This is a big thread. NYC Mayoral Candidate Weiner approves.

Posted by: Obama Owns Me at May 22, 2013 08:17 PM (JqnAE)

899 cue barney frank sock

Posted by: thunderb at May 22, 2013 08:17 PM (nH8jP)

900 What a sweet guy!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:16 AM (vgd4f)

because for once I am not hammered, I will not type what my id desperately wants to express.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:17 PM (O6Tmi)

901 890. Ugggh Epic sock fail

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 22, 2013 08:18 PM (j8JLb)

902 What the ... 900 posts! What's the occasion?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 22, 2013 08:18 PM (VxV+p)

903 re the 10 banned MTV videos -- I'm surprised this video by Frankie Goes To Hollywood didn't make the list:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sw8KBwn4y0

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 08:18 PM (ccXZP)

904 No sergeant to listen to.  And not much reason to duck where I am.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:19 PM (4Mwv/)

905 Come on Cbd

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:19 PM (vgd4f)

906 you are not really a full moron until you got to revisit the ONT the next morn and hit 'Ctrl F' and search on your your hash to relive all the posted glory from the prior evingy that your alcohol soaked brain didn't remember, or so I've heard, read it on the internet so it has to be true

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:19 PM (zzeVM)

907 894 cue barney frank sock Posted by: thunderb at May 23, 2013 12:17 AM (nH8jP) Frank, Wiener, .... I'm beginning to suspect what D really stands for.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:20 PM (xIq7K)

908 not much reason to duck where I am. Thank God

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:20 PM (0hgrF)

909 cue barney frank sock Posted by: thunderb at May 23, 2013 12:17 AM it is probably rolled up and stuffed in some intern's mouth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

910 Gotta search your name too Jake, make sure you see all the replies you missed.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:21 PM (4Mwv/)

911 Ya think we can hit 1000 comments tonight?

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:21 PM (xIq7K)

912 Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:19 AM (vgd4f)

Your husband is a smart guy, and knows exactly what he is doing.

Eating one mediocre cinnamon roll may very well get him a taste of something heavenly.

[Wow. I didn't offend anyone!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:21 PM (O6Tmi)

913

Someone was asking about Deadpool the other day.  It turns out that there's a game focused on him due out for release late next month.  I put together a tinyurl for it, but Pixy's not letting me post it here (and I've never had a problem with that before).  Unfortunately, the official site wasn't really functional when I visited.  But Steam has the trailer, and you can check for it there.

 

Posted by: junior at May 22, 2013 08:22 PM (DWqDw)

914 or so I've heard, read it on the internet so it has to be true Posted by: Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 12:19 AM (zzeVM) Bon Jour...

Posted by: French Fashion Model at May 22, 2013 08:22 PM (Vk2pI)

915 Eating one mediocre cinnamon roll may very well get him a taste of something heavenly. [Wow. I didn't offend anyone!] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2013 12:21 AM give him an O!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

916 I am trying to get out because I have had enough, however, I am glad I was here long enough to get the inside story. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2013 12:16 AM (Z9EHQ) So you will end up in Texas?

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:23 PM (zzeVM)

917 I'm in for 1000.  But it's already 0900 here.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:23 PM (4Mwv/)

918 Ya think we can hit 1000 comments tonight? dunno, i'm almost done. sister just got here, with the nieces and nephews. range in age from 4-11. babysitting solo for the next 3 days. send a search party if you don't hear from me by sunday

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:23 PM (0hgrF)

919 Posted by: Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 12:19 AM (zzeVM)

I do that when we talk guns and I have to bail (which I usually do because of an early alarm clock).

And it is rare that I don't find something very interesting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:23 PM (O6Tmi)

920 3D printer responsible for saving a baby's life. Amazing. http://tinyurl.com/nlu4vf4

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2013 08:23 PM (M/TDA)

921 Ok, I am drunk! One more beer? Cannot believe people stood around while that British soldier was beheaded . Damn, England is done.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:24 PM (vgd4f)

922

So my night fucking sucks.  How is everyone else doing?

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2013 08:24 PM (lr3d7)

923 So you will end up in Texas? Posted by: Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 12:23 AM yes. it is not a matter of if but when.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

924 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2013 12:23 AM (0hgrF)

Bailey's and milk will help them relax enough to fall asleep.

Or you to relax enough not to give a shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:25 PM (O6Tmi)

925 Ya think we can hit 1000 comments tonight?

do it for lois . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:25 PM (8lmkt)

926 Gotta search your name tiny pics too

Posted by: Echo pervo Bravo! at May 22, 2013 08:25 PM (I88Jc)

927 dunno, i'm almost done. sister just got here, with the nieces and nephews. range in age from 4-11. babysitting solo for the next 3 days. send a search party if you don't hear from me by sunday

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2013 12:23 AM (0hgrF)



Wait, you're drunk babysitting?


hmmmmmm, this might not end well

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:25 PM (BBWjt)

928 Sorry to hear that Alex, what happened?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:25 PM (BBWjt)

929

>>> Ok, I am drunk! One more beer?

Drink one (or three) for me.  They're hard to find over here.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:25 PM (4Mwv/)

930 Damn, England is done.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:24 AM (vgd4f)

I would love to argue the point, but I can't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:26 PM (O6Tmi)

931 Someone was asking about Deadpool the other day. It turns out that there's a game focused on him due out for release late next month. I put together a tinyurl for it, but Pixy's not letting me post it here (and I've never had a problem with that before). Unfortunately, the official site wasn't really functional when I visited. But Steam has the trailer, and you can check for it there.

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2013 12:22 AM (DWqDw)


yeah, it looks horrible but I've never been fan of Deadpool as a character. Throw in Nolan North and yeah, I like High Moon's games (except for the Bourne Conspiracy) but I'm skipping it

Posted by: The Dude at May 22, 2013 08:26 PM (vJdyz)

932 JAY LENO: “The Obama White House is still denying he knew anything about the IRS scandal in advance. They say that would have been inappropriate because Obama was too busy not knowing about the Benghazi scandal.”

Posted by: via instapundit at May 22, 2013 08:26 PM (cvk3j)

933 send a search party if you don't hear from me by sunday Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2013 12:23 AM (0hgrF) You'll be in my thoughts!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:27 PM (xIq7K)

934 I got a few more comments.

I think we can do it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:27 PM (2bNRv)

935 Ok, I am drunk! One more beer? Cannot believe people stood around while that British soldier was beheaded. Damn, England is done. Posted by: lou's a girl It may be if UKIP isn't the recipient of the bulk of votes in the near future. I had a good quote here about Britain Forever Committing Suicide, but I can't find it. T'was from a depressed WWI poet that seemed apt and not at all inspirational. Fear not / Peace be upon ye = Buddha pose

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 08:28 PM (dwArK)

936 How would that machete attack have played in the US?  I know places like Texas would have dealt with it swiftly and appropriately, but what if the Boston guys had done something like that instead of pressure cookers?  You think we'd have Americans standing around videoing like the Brits did?

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:28 PM (4Mwv/)

937 Ok Bomber, this next beer is for you!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:28 PM (vgd4f)

938 Gotta search your name too Jake, make sure you see all the replies you missed. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:21 AM (4Mwv/) yep. Bomber. I have not checked out your blog yet. My twitter got hacked and my JakeinIdaho email is wonky too, because I was stoopid and they had the same password...... So until I get everything sorted out I'm not going to see what the dirtsailor is upto stay safe

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:28 PM (zzeVM)

939 So my night fucking sucks. How is everyone else doing? We're drunk. Pull up a barstool, tell us your tale and receive horrbile advice

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:28 PM (0hgrF)

940 Sorry you've had a rough night, Alex. How can we cheer you up?

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:29 PM (xIq7K)

941 Okay, well, if everyone insists, I will have that extra Val-U-Rite vodka and Mountain Dew that I was trying my best to avoid.
 
I blame you degenerates for my hangover tomorrow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 08:29 PM (ccXZP)

942 Wait, you're drunk babysitting? hmmmmmm, this might not end well Nah, not until i take sis and bil to airport tomorrow morning. they still have the duty

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:30 PM (0hgrF)

943 The British Soldier butchered by muslim idiots is not a sign that England is done, but that it hasn't started to fight.

Remember the Crusades?

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:30 PM (2bNRv)

944 What I am surprised about is, how does the videographer not freak out when this guy with a bloody meat cleaver in hand approaches him and says basically "yeah he had it coming"?  Was the videographer an accomplice?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:30 PM (BBWjt)

945

It's been slow over here Jake, you're not missing much.  I'm actually considering doing reviews of the haji copies of movies I've been watching.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:30 PM (4Mwv/)

946

What bill burr forgot to mention is that there's a sure fire way to mitigate the poor influence one's dick can be. Exercise, plain a simple. I suggest that a peepee is like a dog. When it gets plenty of exercise, it's mellow and mostly harmless. When it's pent up all day, it gets rowdy, unmanageable, tears up the cushions and shit. In the old days, if some anthropologists are to be believed, men boned everything in sight that was possible to bone. I'm told we've evolved to a higher, more intellectual form but our dicks haven't. We can't go around trying to give gals the two-ball cure-all in an unrestrained manner anymore, because we're more civilized, we've a better chance of going to jail, and lots of people carry guns. So, if mr Johnson can't be let out to run in the wild and indulge it's wild instincts, the next best thing is a treadmill. Who would've ever thought I'd be thinking of my hand as a treadmill? Damn. The deluxe treadmill version comes with baby oil. My life is small and shitty. I wonder if there's a paleo-diet for dicks. Gettin' back to our nature.....

I've no idea what the fuck I just wrote.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 22, 2013 08:30 PM (S/Joz)

947 ""Ya think we can hit 1000 comments tonight?""


I'm always graveyard shift, so we just might.

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 08:30 PM (FMbng)

948 So my night fucking sucks. It is probably not as bad as you think it is. if you are gonna get out of this the first thing you gotta do is hire a kinda friend for a job he proves to be wholly unqualified for. then sit back and wait for the fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

949 bebe's boobs, phew
thought we might have to send over some more booze to get the kids drunk so they don't cause a fuss while you're recovering

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 08:31 PM (BBWjt)

950 Michelle Malkin is kicking liberal ass on Hannity.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:31 PM (vgd4f)

951 someone send some jello shots to bebe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

952 here's a cracker and a shot glass of water now you've no one to blame but yourself, lightweight

Posted by: dead russian air force ground crewmember at May 22, 2013 08:32 PM (I88Jc)

953 This Mother Fletcher got HUGE.

I've been "peeking" for a year.  I've been "lurking" for three months.  Been posting for one.

...I'm no expert on the issue, but this thing got early AND often ;righteously.






Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 08:32 PM (7gwGw)

954 So my night fucking sucks. Try some day fucking!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 22, 2013 08:32 PM (VxV+p)

955 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2013 12:28 AM (dwArK)

This is sort of the antithesis of the current attitude in Britain. I love this poem because it is both patriotic and pessimistic.

An Irish Airman Foresees His Death

I know that I shall meet my fate
Somewhere among the clouds above;
Those that I fight I do not hate,
Those that I guard I do not love;
My country is Kiltartan Cross,
My countrymen Kiltartan's poor,
No likely end could bring them loss
Or leave them happier than before.
Nor law, nor duty bade me fight,
Nor public men, nor cheering crowds,
A lonely impulse of delight
Drove to this tumult in the clouds;
I balanced all, brought all to mind,
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind
In balance with this life, this death.

-- William Butler Yeats

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:33 PM (O6Tmi)

956 Michelle Malkin is kicking liberal ass on Hannity.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:31 AM (vgd4f)



yes she is.

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 08:33 PM (FMbng)

957 so my night fucking sucks. change positions?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

958

Bomber,

review of the haji copies would be way useful. Which ones slant to one side, which ones have people walking across the screen, or talking. Hell yeah man. Space on the tera-byte drive is precious. LOL. Stay safe bro.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 22, 2013 08:33 PM (S/Joz)

959 You think we'd have Americans standing around videoing like the Brits did? Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:28 AM (4Mwv/) depends on where, Boston? prob not Somebody hollaring alla akbar and chopping on someone in ID would be target practice. For example the county that Boise is in has a CWL % that is really high. 1 of 25 people have a CWL. The rural counties have even more guns

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:35 PM (zzeVM)

960 Sorry Ray, they're done.  The fact that every mosque and halal shop isn't burning tonight should be a clue.  Perhaps this pushes UKIP further in the polls; but unravelling what the leftist have wrought will take decades.

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2013 08:35 PM (CMlD4)

961 it's all going by

Posted by: mindful webworker's hittering eyes at May 22, 2013 08:36 PM (7KxSm)

962 I so look forward to the day that the amnesty pineapple is shoved so far up our asses that I can lick my lips and taste citric acid.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 08:36 PM (ccXZP)

963 so fast there are too

Posted by: mindful webworker's hittering eyes at May 22, 2013 08:36 PM (7KxSm)

964 many comments I'm drowning #gurgling#

Posted by: mindful webworker's hittering eyes at May 22, 2013 08:37 PM (7KxSm)

965 and in ID those clowns would have been taking multiple 45-70 hardcasts to the chest, not 9mm parabellum ball, they wouldn't even bother to call the paramedics.

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2013 08:38 PM (CMlD4)

966 794 I'll bet I couldn't make it 2 weeks in NYC




Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:53 PM




there are some cool things about nyc, it is mostly the government and the liberals that suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:56 PM (Z9EHQ)



The same is true about California.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 08:38 PM (T1005)

967 I've no idea what the fuck I just wrote.


Ode to Onan

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2013 08:38 PM (z9HTb)

968 jittering! name fail damn autoinkorreck!

Posted by: mindful webworker's jittering eyes at May 22, 2013 08:39 PM (7KxSm)

969 GnuBreed, yay, 20 million more communists, I fucking can't wait, wheeeeeeeeeeere

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:39 PM (vgd4f)

970 I'm actually considering doing reviews of the haji copies of movies I've been watching. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:30 AM (4Mwv/) Since my pop was Navy you don't owe me a keyboard, but a drink for sure My buddy chewed haji chew in A-Stan and tolerated it, every care package sent had some Cope' in it

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:40 PM (zzeVM)

971 if The UK goes, we're next. We've allowed too many illegals to stay here, and they didn't try to assimilate with the rest of us. Think of how pissed your are if you're like me when you have to "press 1 for English!"

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 08:40 PM (z4WKX)

972 The same is true about California. Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2013 12:38 AM yep. my only other complaint about california, especially elay is the traffic. I am able to avoid almost all of the traffic in ny with a little planning aka subway. in elay, no such luck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

973 Peaches, are you still here? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 08:41 PM (z4WKX)

974 By the way, I love The People's Cube.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:41 PM (xIq7K)

975 Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2013 12:38 AM (CMlD4)

Ouch.

300 grains at 2000fps. will ruin your day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:42 PM (O6Tmi)

976

My terp chews that local stuff.  Leaves balls of it in empty water bottles in the office. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:42 PM (4Mwv/)

977 if The UK goes, we're next. We've allowed too many illegals to stay here, and they didn't try to assimilate with the rest of us. Think of how pissed your are if you're like me when you have to "press 1 for English!" Posted by: CarolT at May 23, 2013 12:40 AM it is not that bad here. the residue of empire and really bad guest worker programs is what screwed the eu to the wall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

978 , they wouldn't even bother to call the paramedics. Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2013 12:38 AM (CMlD4) 30-30's fit real well behind the seat of a PU. Just saying I carry a handgun, but that is only for when I don't have a rifle handy

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:43 PM (zzeVM)

979 And Idaho is one of the few states I haven't been to yet.  So when I do get up there we'll have to go drinking.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:44 PM (4Mwv/)

980 Thanks, everyone, but I'm just in a foul mood.  Apparently there are no decent single women in this town.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2013 08:44 PM (lr3d7)

981 Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:31 AM (vgd4f) I quit watching FNC but put Hannity on now. Malkin is right, we should profile the same way the Israeli's do it. To hell with political correctness! If you want PC move.

Posted by: CarolT at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (z4WKX)

982 No way do we I make 1000 comments.


Nytol

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (z9HTb)

983 Bomber - try High West Rye when you get out there

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (CMlD4)

984 rockin' the four figures . . . you can do it, horde . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (8lmkt)

985 there are some cool things about nyc, it is mostly the government and the liberals that suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
 
 A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie.  I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

Posted by: Jules at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (ccXZP)

986 , they wouldn't even bother to call the paramedics. Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2013 12:38 AM (CMlD4) of course the joke is on the jihadis in london, the ambulance showed up but they are being cared for by the nhs so it is basically a crapshoot as far as they are concerned; stitch myself up, go to hospital toss a coin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

987 Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:44 AM (4Mwv/)

[Don't tell Jake I said this, I don't want him to get a swelled head, but Idaho is one of the most beautiful places in this beautiful country. I would cheerfully move there.]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (O6Tmi)

988 Ok, just my opinion. Maybe Fox News should take the gloves off. They are winning the cable news numbers, but we have to put up with shep and Geraldine yet they fire conservatives, wtf?

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:45 PM (vgd4f)

989 c'mon, you fuckers, it's a cakewalk at this point.  and I'm fully involved in the CM season finale. 

just do it

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:47 PM (8lmkt)

990 there are some cool things about nyc, it is mostly the government and the liberals that suck. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 11:56 PM A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces. Posted by: Jules at May 23, 2013 12:45 AM I guess your got me there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 08:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

991 Posted by: Jules at May 23, 2013 12:45 AM (ccXZP)

Good thing that's a sock.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:47 PM (O6Tmi)

992

>>>> Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

 

Hey now, don't be talking bad about bacon.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:47 PM (4Mwv/)

993 And Idaho is one of the few states I haven't been to yet. So when I do get up there we'll have to go drinking. Posted by: Bomber
__________________________________________________
Drinking in Idaho sounds like a movie.

Who wants to do the Soundtrack?

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 08:48 PM (7gwGw)

994 Bill Burr ... so true.  It is heroic enough when a normal average man remains faithful, but for a Tiger Woods ... heroic would not be praise enough. 

And women do not get it; what does love have to do with it?  New territory is the one and only consideration, and it is powerful.

An honorable man, one who is faithful, understands the only solution is to avoid the near temptation of sin.  But even that requires a higher sense of love.

And for men, when do they understand that the love might actually be worth it?

Posted by: Tonawanda at May 22, 2013 08:48 PM (GeFHE)

995 And Idaho is one of the few states I haven't been to yet. So when I do get up there we'll have to go drinking. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:44 AM (4Mwv/) you've got my email Drinks are on me

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:48 PM (zzeVM)

996 I just finished breakfast.  Shitty, Army-cooked breakfast.  But it included shitty, Army-cooked bacon.  And nothing tastes better in a muslim country than bacon.  Even shitty half-cooked bacon. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:48 PM (4Mwv/)

997 Ted Cruz!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:48 PM (8lmkt)

998 Ok, autocorrect turned geraldo into Geraldine, autocorrect don't lie!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:48 PM (vgd4f)

999 Apparently there are no decent single women in this town. They're a crafty opponent. Hit 'em where they ain't expecting it.

Posted by: love is a battlefield at May 22, 2013 08:49 PM (I88Jc)

1000 Actually rum would probably taste pretty damn good over here but I can never find any.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:49 PM (4Mwv/)

1001 Mashed potatoes and bacon gravy with bits of crispy bacon in it.

Posted by: hungry at May 22, 2013 08:49 PM (cvk3j)

1002 West/Cruz

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:49 PM (vgd4f)

1003 Hey now, don't be talking bad about bacon. Oooooh, bacon!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 22, 2013 08:49 PM (0hgrF)

1004 I am so proud of you guys.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:50 PM (8lmkt)

1005 1000?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:50 PM (O6Tmi)

1006 "Meanwhile the Immigration bill just gets better and better:"

And if what has been reported in a couple of places is accurate, Orrin Hatch and Mitch McConnell have their fucking fingerprints on it.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 22, 2013 08:50 PM (9+PGS)

1007 #1000!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 08:50 PM (7gwGw)

1008 No fucking way will we end up like the UK

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 08:50 PM (FMbng)

1009 and a dildo will lead us . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:50 PM (8lmkt)

1010 now?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:51 PM (0hgrF)

1011 http://www.youtube.com/user/FirearmPatriot

#955, if they're not demanding this after today, they're done.


Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:51 PM (2bNRv)

1012 watched the carjack vid - notice perp holds gun gangster style, defender did not. interesting contrast.

Posted by: mindful webworker unqualified moron out for the night at May 22, 2013 08:51 PM (7KxSm)

1013 992 Ted Cruz!!!!! Posted by: Peaches at May 23, 2013 12:48 AM (8lmkt) Bunk!!!!!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:51 PM (xIq7K)

1014 No likely end could bring them loss Or leave them happier than before. -- William Butler Yeats Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo The heart of the West.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 22, 2013 08:51 PM (dwArK)

1015 Jake - so does a .357 levergun and my old XP100 in 22/250

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2013 08:52 PM (CMlD4)

1016 if what has been reported in a couple of places is accurate, Orrin Hatch and Mitch McConnell have their fucking fingerprints on it. IF?! BWWAAAHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:52 PM (0hgrF)

1017 I missed it.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:53 PM (2bNRv)

1018 I would cheerfully move there.] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2013 12:45 AM (O6Tmi) I can get you the code for the lock opn the gate, but you CAN'T bring any leftists. Seattle, Portland, OR and Califirnia are really exporting some Low info voters.......

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:53 PM (zzeVM)

1019 You ever try to shoot from a car?   Sometimes gangster-style is the way to go.  Dude in the car knows how to handle a pistol, shooting over his shoulder and behind him.  That last hit just before the guy got to the corner was impressive.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:53 PM (4Mwv/)

1020 And this is our reward:

http://tinyurl.com/ohhuogw

And for the Moronettes:

http://tinyurl.com/pmcru39

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:54 PM (O6Tmi)

1021 Mindy & Peaches, I think Cruz is kinda a good looking Bill Murray!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 08:55 PM (vgd4f)

1022 Ryan Lochte cbd? he's dumb as dirt. and nowhere good looking enough to make it worth it, even with 2 bags over his head.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 08:55 PM (0hgrF)

1023 watched the carjack vid - notice perp holds gun gangster style, defender did not. interesting contrast.

Ones dead, ones not, hmmm.  Really poor tactical solution for the punk.  Where was the guy going to go, he would have to open the door, get out, close the door, then run to the building - or if he gunned it in reverse and spun the wheel, the punk had no where to go.  PPP

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2013 08:56 PM (CMlD4)

1024 Posted by: Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 12:53 AM (zzeVM)

I spent a week at a camp North of Ketchum. I decided then that If I could live in the Sawtooth range I would be a very lucky man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:56 PM (O6Tmi)

1025 And this is our reward: http://tinyurl.com/ohhuogw Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 22, 2013 08:56 PM (VxV+p)

1026 We went to Mount Rushmore a couple of years ago.  Saw Deadwood and Sturgis, drove over to Devil's Tower, and hit the very corner of Montana, just to say we were there.  Idaho was too far, but I really wanted to go.  Of all the places I've seen in this country, that region is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mwv/)

1027 First ballot hall of fame candidate for clue-lessness:  "We will not buckle".

The truckle is the buckle, man.  Keep on trucklin'.

Posted by: Tonawanda at May 22, 2013 08:56 PM (GeFHE)

1028 Y5 (and all other offended NYers)
 
As a Mississippian, yeah that was a pretty cruel dialog quote. Us MSers get that kind of shit all the time, especially from the liberal Northern presstitutes.
 
Regionalism is alive and well in the US and I'm throwing logs on the fire.
 
Sorry.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 08:57 PM (ccXZP)

1029 1016 Mindy & Peaches, I think Cruz is kinda a good looking Bill Murray! Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 12:55 AM (vgd4f) Yeah, I see what you mean. I don't care what he looks like; I like his spirit!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:57 PM (xIq7K)

1030 Mindy & Peaches, I think Cruz is kinda a good looking Bill Murray!

he could look like Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno with a bit of Helen Thomas thrown in.  He says exactly what I think and, I could be wrong, but he might just be unassailable as far as character and past life.  I just want a fuckin' savior so fuckin' bad.  I think he might be the one.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:57 PM (8lmkt)

1031 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2013 12:55 AM (0hgrF)

I have spent my entire life looking at the opposite sex. You can't hold me accountable for bad taste in men...it just isn't fair.

What's your preference?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 08:57 PM (O6Tmi)

1032 I think we can do 2000. Wake up your kids, you guys. I'm gonna livestream myself stopping an idling 4.0 liter V8 on youtube using only my own junk.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 08:57 PM (2bNRv)

1033 time to hit the happy horizontal, my loves.  sweet dreams and God bless.

Posted by: Peaches at May 22, 2013 08:58 PM (8lmkt)

1034 "I am probably on a first name basis with everyone i deal with in the course of a week.anyway, nevermind."

I find it best to be on an assumed-name basis with everyone I deal with in the course of a week. It's a remarkable and assuring simplification.

"Mr. Doe! How are you today? Nice weather we've been having."

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2013 08:59 PM (gqT4g)

1035 That last hit just before the guy got to the corner was impressive. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:53 AM (4Mwv/) yes, it is hard-and loud! that was a good shoot, just drawing in the truck is a challenge

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 08:59 PM (zzeVM)

1036 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
_____________________________________

WINNER!!!

A years' supply of Turtle Wax just doesn't seem appropriate.  Perhaps "Cesar's Way",
-The Natural, Everyday Guide to Understanding and Correcting Common Dog Problems -?

I am jobless and cannot send this to you.  Perhaps some kind Federalist will offer you such a prize, but I am merely a peon whose prose is tired and whose ass is restless for a job.

...should this prize not suffice, you'll surely soldier on.  I've seen you do it a thousand times before.

Thank you for breaking some imaginary record for Any Given Wednesday.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel


Posted by: Slapweasel at May 22, 2013 08:59 PM (7gwGw)

1037 Goodnight, Peaches! Thanks for dropping by!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 08:59 PM (xIq7K)

1038

Night, Peaches

 

 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 09:00 PM (4Mwv/)

1039 What's your preference? yeesh, where ya been? Gerard Butler is pretty tasty, even though he's a toe walker.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 09:01 PM (0hgrF)

1040 Then the little punk fails to account for the possibility of another gun.  He is trying to shoot at a target with at least partial cover (depending on what pussy cartridge the punk is packing) while retreating.  His adversary is shooting down an "alley" in which his punk ass fills most of the field of regard.  No even considering the possibility of any ricochets continuing down said alley into said punk.  PPP


Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2013 09:01 PM (CMlD4)

1041 Peaches, I love him. He called out the rinos today, very sexy!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 09:02 PM (vgd4f)

1042 We got a little training on driving and shooting and driving/shooting before we left.  Harder than you'd think.  But fun as hell.  Four days of doing stuff on a range that the Navy would never even think of. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 09:02 PM (4Mwv/)

1043 1036 Peaches, I love him. He called out the rinos today, very sexy! Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 01:02 AM (vgd4f) Oooh! Do tell!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (xIq7K)

1044 A gal's spark gap is a cruel mistress for my distressed feeler gauge. But maybe I've said too much...

Posted by: Auto eroticism at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (I88Jc)

1045 Night peaches. me and my jug o water are hanging it up too. night night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (0hgrF)

1046 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2013 01:01 AM (0hgrF)

http://tinyurl.com/pufp2dz

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2013 09:03 PM (O6Tmi)

1047 As a Mississippian, yeah that was a pretty cruel dialog quote. Us MSers get that kind of shit all the time, especially from the liberal Northern presstitutes. Regionalism is alive and well in the US and I'm throwing logs on the fire. Sorry. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2013 12:57 AM Oh I am not offended I was surprised, but less so now that I know you are from Mississippi; I thought it was satire but now I understand. heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2013 09:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

1048 Night, bebe

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 09:04 PM (4Mwv/)

1049 I'm thinking about pulling a Lerner on some of my customers. Hey, I didn't do anything wrong or illegal, sorry you got screwed.


What? Are you trying to tell me that doesn't work in the private sector?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 22, 2013 09:04 PM (vfB2N)

1050 975 Thanks, everyone, but I'm just in a foul mood. Apparently there are no decent single women in this town. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2013 12:44 AM (lr3d7) Feel that way from time to time myself. Watching my brother get hosed by the courts after his wife went completely bat guano crazy on him though has me figuring that single ain't all that bad.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 22, 2013 09:05 PM (Lqb+9)

1051 Here's an Allen West tweet from 5/22 about the London attack:
 
Religion of peace: Somali Islamists behead UK soldier on London street. See what appeasement gets you? Horrific.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 09:05 PM (ccXZP)

1052 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Whoa, never seen that one before. fappy dreams for me. i owe you an adult beverage cbd!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2013 09:06 PM (0hgrF)

1053 McCain hates Cruz with the heat of a thousand suns. Good enough for me.

Sounds like a ringing endorsement to me!

Posted by: bill-o at May 22, 2013 09:07 PM (AWwDY)

1054 Well, I have some silly Adobe update that wants me to close my browser, plus it's time for bed. Hope y'all have a good evening and a happy tomorrow!

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 09:08 PM (xIq7K)

1055 Mindy, he just said republicans cannot be trusted after the amnesty vote. I am over this vote for the lesser of two evils. They all suck!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 09:08 PM (vgd4f)

1056 1050 Mindy, he just said republicans cannot be trusted after the amnesty vote. I am over this vote for the lesser of two evils. They all suck!!! Posted by: lou's a girl at May 23, 2013 01:08 AM (vgd4f) Yum! I wish he were my senator.

Posted by: Mindy at May 22, 2013 09:09 PM (xIq7K)

1057 Fuck me running, bonyer on Greta. I hate this motherfucker. And on that note , I better go to bed.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 09:11 PM (vgd4f)

1058 Yum! I wish he were my senator.

yeah me too.  I get Claire McHagskill and Roy Establishment Blunt

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:12 PM (BBWjt)

1059 wait, you're all leaving me now?

*sniff*

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:13 PM (BBWjt)

1060 You're Mitt Romney and it's October 31, 2012 and a witch comes to you and says: "Put me in your binder you mad death ray eyed RINO!"

Posted by: a witch at May 22, 2013 09:14 PM (SSWdi)

1061 The reason conservative men don't find good women is they continue to go for spray tanned fake boob girls with half a brain, also know as liberals . Now really going to bed. Love ya, mean it!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 22, 2013 09:16 PM (vgd4f)

1062 Please don't think I'm callous or unfeeling, I feel rotten that that young man was killed and the Brits have a serious problem over there that they need to get a handle on. But, the British and American press know as much about knives as they do guns. That soldier wasn't killed by a machete, he was killed with a butcher knife. I own a couple of machetes and what was in his hand wasn't one.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 22, 2013 09:17 PM (QnRSM)

1063 Now that I think about it, maybe I should get some sleep before I take on 100+lb-feet of torque with my junk.

Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 22, 2013 09:19 PM (2bNRv)

1064 I own a couple of machetes and what was in his hand wasn't one. Posted by: Bill R. at May 23, 2013 01:17 AM (QnRSM) They were calling a meat cleaver a machette for most of the day The UK Daily Mail finally called it a cleaver, late

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 09:22 PM (zzeVM)

1065 Speaking on melons, now I have clear my browser cache. Thank you.

Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2013 09:28 PM (VMcEw)

1066 yeah I thought it was kinda dumb that they were calling it a machete
I've never held a machete, but I've seen enough movies at least to know the difference between a cleaver and a machete

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:29 PM (BBWjt)

1067 I coulda swore they banned knives and sharp objects in the UK. How could this have happened?

Posted by: sTevo at May 22, 2013 09:30 PM (VMcEw)

1068 He was holding two edged items, a meat cleaver and a butcher knife. Neither was a 'machete'. Daily Mail has a good photo of him with them.
 
Or as Billary would say, 'What difference does it make'?
 
No one could do anything about it until 20 minutes later, when armed officers arrived. "When seconds count, the police are minutes away." Yeah, like 20 minutes. They had time to BURY the victim if they so wanted to.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 09:31 PM (ccXZP)

1069 I want to know who the videographer was.  Must have been an accomplice.  I'm sorry, if I'm on the street and I see a guy with a blood-soaked "machete" approach me, my first instinct is NOT to whip out the cell phone and start recording.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:33 PM (BBWjt)

1070 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 09:37 PM (PlzOe)

1071 not sure what will happen to Brittian, it is conceivable that the EDL forms it's own 'area' outside British control, sorta like the muslim no go areas

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 09:40 PM (zzeVM)

1072 hola jc
how is the great frozen north tonight

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:44 PM (BBWjt)

1073 1066 not sure what will happen to Brittian, it is conceivable that the EDL forms it's own 'area' outside British control, sorta like the muslim no go areas


Posted by: Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 01:40 AM (zzeVM)


===


Cameron apparently rushed home from overseas to do something.  A strong round of Harrumphs for everyone!


Darn rambunctious yoots.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 09:45 PM (PlzOe)

1074 There is an ugly-ass spider sitting in the middle of the doorway. Now, I don't hate spiders. I live in an area of North America with, as far as I know, no poisonous arachnids. So I like them because they keep the real asshole insects under their silky thumb. But dude, chilling in the middle of the doorway? Are you asking me to step on you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 22, 2013 09:46 PM (VxV+p)

1075 1067 hola jc
how is the great frozen north tonight

Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2013 01:44 AM (BBWjt)


==


"frozen" is right.  summer is very late.  Supposed to be nice this weekend.  We will see.


How are things with you?

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 09:47 PM (PlzOe)

1076 jc, doing okay
a little bit in pain, actually
I decided (again) to try my hand at lifting weights, and I guess I must have overdone it, even though I don't think I did

my abs were sore for about 3 days, only got better today
I can't extend my left elbow out all the way, I guess I was doing the preacher curls wrong?  don't know.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:49 PM (BBWjt)

1077 jc I hope you have a warm Memorial Day weekend, would hate to see you having to barbecue in the snow

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:49 PM (BBWjt)

1078 1069 There is an ugly-ass spider sitting in the middle of the doorway.

Now, I don't hate spiders. I live in an area of North America with, as far as I know, no poisonous arachnids. So I like them because they keep the real asshole insects under their silky thumb.

But dude, chilling in the middle of the doorway?

Are you asking me to step on you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2013 01:46 AM (VxV+p)


===


If what I have been reading about the death toll of windmills on bats is accurate, we are going to need all the spiders we can keep.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 09:50 PM (PlzOe)

1079 >> ...it is conceivable that the EDL forms it's own 'area' outside British control, sorta like the muslim no go areas
 
Remember when the Tea Party started to take hold in Europe? Of course, our own TP sorta did a swan dive after the 2012 elections, but it has recently rallied because of the IRS scandal.
 
The idea hasn't died; just the enthusiasm. And that is changing once again.
 
It's good to see someone in England putting up a fight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 09:50 PM (ccXZP)

1080 Cameron apparently rushed home from overseas to do something. A strong round of Harrumphs for everyone!

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 01:45 AM (PlzOe)


If he was serious he would consider some ethnic cleansing.

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 09:51 PM (FMbng)

1081 1072 jc I hope you have a warm Memorial Day weekend, would hate to see you having to barbecue in the snow

Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2013 01:49 AM (BBWjt)


===


maybe that is it.  One day a couple of weeks ago I saw 4 different neighbors dinking around with BBQs -- including delivery of a bright, new stainless job across the street.  Jinxes suck.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 09:52 PM (PlzOe)

1082 yeah, what exactly is Cameron supposed to do?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 09:52 PM (BBWjt)

1083 Now, I don't hate spiders. I live in an area of North America with, as far as I know, no poisonous arachnids. So I like them because they keep the real asshole insects under their silky thumb.

But dude, chilling in the middle of the doorway?

Are you asking me to step on you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2013 01:46 AM



If its in my house it better be walking on 2 legs and talking, or it dies.

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 09:54 PM (FMbng)

1084

>>> If he was serious he would consider some ethnic cleansing.

 

Yeah but which ethnicity? 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 09:54 PM (4Mwv/)

1085 Good thing Islam is a religion of peace. Can't imagine how bad things would become otherwise...

Posted by: navybrat at May 22, 2013 09:54 PM (eXjgS)

1086 Yeah but which ethnicity?

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 01:54 AM (4Mwv/)


I'm thinking the ones that like to move to western countries, carry big knifes, and behead people in the name of their fucked up god.

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 09:57 PM (FMbng)

1087 >> yeah, what exactly is Cameron supposed to do?
 
Perhaps he can wring his hands and say "As I've always said" or "We must enact common sense rules to limit the ability of knife wielders to take innocent human lives".
 
I can send him an iPod of speeches if he likes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 09:57 PM (ccXZP)

1088 Give the Prime Minister Harrumph !!

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 09:59 PM (PlzOe)

1089

>>>> I'm thinking the ones that like to move to western countries, carry big knifes, and behead people in the name of their fucked up god.

 

You think that, and I think that.  But I don't think anybody in a position to do anything about it thinks that.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:00 PM (4Mwv/)

1090 #1046

Reports only say the videographer was an onlooker. In an era where nearly everyone has a video camera in their pocket, taking that video and being prepared to run was the right thing to do if you lacked the means to bring down the guy with the blades. Keeping the guy busy ranting and raving kept him from leaving the area and evading capture.

I like to think I'd be looking for some good throwable objects and a trash can lid or some other improvised shield against a thrown cleaver. Stoning the lunatic into submission would seem appropriate for an Islamist. These days,  a public trash can would probably lack much in the way of good missiles. Something to regret about the shift from glass to plastic bottles.

Posted by: epobirs at May 22, 2013 10:00 PM (kcfmt)

1091 the last century was war with fascism/commies. This century is war with islam will this attack be the one that sparks up native Brits?

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:00 PM (zzeVM)

1092 Back before I permanently boycotted TV I used to watch the Prime Minister's Questions on CSPAN.   Didcha ever do that?


It was actually hilarious to me cuz I didn't know anything about any of the issues.  Apparently the rule is -- everything has to be a question ---


So, some backbencher would stand up and start a question with the nastiest sliming imaginable, drone on and on with a string of insults, and then end it with some stupid form of a question.


Might be fun to see what they throw at the asshole the next time PMQ's come on.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:03 PM (PlzOe)

1093 From the little bit I've read about it, sounds like the plan was to attack a soldier then wait for the police.  I don't think they had any plans for leaving.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:03 PM (4Mwv/)

1094 I don't think they had any plans for leaving. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 02:03 AM (4Mwv/) supossedly they waited around for 20 minutes or so after killing the guy to be all jihadi and all with native accents goood luck UK, civil strife is in your future

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:07 PM (zzeVM)

1095 Night all. Here is "Pull Me Under" by Dream Theater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKhfkfnbAMQ

Posted by: French Fashion Model at May 22, 2013 10:09 PM (Vk2pI)

1096 goood luck UK, civil strife is in your future Posted by: Jake in ID at May 23, 2013 02:07 AM (zzeVM) Not if they just knuckle under hoping the other side really doesn't mean it. While we tend to remember Churchill, remember that Britain embraces Chamberlain until they couldn't delude themselves any further...and that was an open war, not a quiet (but just as real) one that will make them have to challenge some of the decades of their leftist thinking.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (Lqb+9)

1097 /Off French sock

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2013 10:10 PM (Vk2pI)

1098 Back before I permanently boycotted TV I used to watch the Prime Minister's Questions on CSPAN. Didcha ever do that?

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 02:03 AM (PlzOe)


I used to watch that, that was fucking great. I love how they get all rowdy.

Posted by: Berserker at May 22, 2013 10:12 PM (FMbng)

1099 Hey anyone who's up? Anyone?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:19 PM (0PiQ4)

1100 1093 Back before I permanently boycotted TV I used to watch the Prime Minister's Questions on CSPAN. Didcha ever do that?



Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 02:03 AM (PlzOe)

I used to watch that, that was fucking great. I love how they get all rowdy.

Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2013 02:12 AM (FMbng)


===

I refer the honorable gentleman to the reply I gave some moments ago.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:19 PM (PlzOe)

1101 1093 Back before I permanently boycotted TV I used to watch the Prime Minister's Questions on CSPAN. Didcha ever do that?



Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 02:03 AM (PlzOe)

I used to watch that, that was fucking great. I love how they get all rowdy.

Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2013 02:12 AM (FMbng)


===


wouldn't it be great if Oblamer had to go down to congress and field the shittiest questions they could dream up about once a week?

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:20 PM (PlzOe)

1102 Hi L,elle

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:20 PM (BBWjt)

1103 TPH that is an awesome song, thanx

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (BBWjt)

1104 I'm awake

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (zzeVM)

1105 chemjeff ! I was trying to find you before. What are you doing up so late?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:23 PM (0PiQ4)

1106 The Right Honorable Gentleman of the opposition is a thief and a lier and his Right Honorable wife is an uncommon whore!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 22, 2013 10:24 PM (TvO05)

1107 Hello Idaho? Jake?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:25 PM (0PiQ4)

1108 Anybody with training in Psychology? I find myself wondering if there is a recognized syndrome in which the most prominent feature is an inability to answer direct questions.

The increasing frequency my mother does this is maddening. I now have to constantly remind her "Yes or no?" to keep her from launching into a story or going off on some tangent.

Posted by: epobirs at May 22, 2013 10:26 PM (kcfmt)

1109 here

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:27 PM (zzeVM)

1110 L,elle well right now I'm listening to Dream Theater
what's up

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:28 PM (BBWjt)

1111 I now have to constantly remind her "Yes or no?" to keep her from launching into a story or going off on some tangent. Loss of control in some areas of her life may be balanced by exerting control in other parts of her life ... namely how she deals with others and controls the narrative.

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 22, 2013 10:29 PM (TvO05)

1112

So, are we going for 1200 now?

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:29 PM (4Mwv/)

1113 1101 The Right Honorable Gentleman of the opposition is a thief and a lier and his Right Honorable wife is an uncommon whore!

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 23, 2013 02:24 AM (TvO05)


===


the way I remember it, that was about the nicest thing anybody ever said -- only it had to be formed as a question --


So, it would come out something like:   Would the right honorable gentleman of the opposition agree, that since everyone knows he's an thief and a liar and his wife is a whore .... etc.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:29 PM (PlzOe)

1114 >> Anybody with training in Psychology? I find myself wondering if there is a recognized syndrome in which the most prominent feature is an inability to answer direct questions.

The increasing frequency my mother does this is maddening. I now have to constantly remind her "Yes or no?" to keep her from launching into a story or going off on some tangent...
 
Which member of Congress is she?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 10:29 PM (ccXZP)

1115 1200 sure Vallerie Ferrit, Susan Rice, Muchelle, Hillary Who has the best bikini wax? debate amongst your selves spelling is irrevelant

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:31 PM (zzeVM)

1116 1106 I now have to constantly remind her "Yes or no?" to keep her from launching into a story or going off on some tangent.

Loss of control in some areas of her life may be balanced by exerting control in other parts of her life ... namely how she deals with others and controls the narrative.

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 23, 2013 02:29 AM (TvO05)


===


or, she's a congressman who just got face time on TV at some hearing.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:31 PM (PlzOe)

1117 Hi chemjeff I had a rescue mission for you (and me) planned depending on where you are. I'm in Mary Jane Heaven, Colorado. Where are you?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:32 PM (0PiQ4)

1118 Vallerie Ferrit, Susan Rice, Muchelle, Hillary


Who has the best bikini wax?


That's like asking, what does sewage taste like?  I don't know, and I don't ever want to know

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:32 PM (BBWjt)

1119 shit, Gnu beat me to that one.

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:32 PM (PlzOe)

1120 Sir, If I were your wife I would poison your tea! Madam, If you were my wife I would drink it!

Posted by: Stuff on Churchill's Twitter page at May 22, 2013 10:33 PM (TvO05)

1121 L,elle - a rescue mission?  What would you be rescuing me from?

I am in NW Missouri

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:33 PM (BBWjt)

1122 So I'm looking at different stories about the London attack, and all the pictures of the soldier's body, and some of the killers, are blurred.   I seem to remember some of those same sites showing unblurred pictures of dismembered victimes in Boston.  I don't get it.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:33 PM (4Mwv/)

1123 I should probably try to sleep.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2013 10:34 PM (xjpRj)

1124 1116 L,elle - a rescue mission? What would you be rescuing me from?

I am in NW Missouri

Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2013 02:33 AM (BBWjt)



==

so, apparently that is not a good enough reason for a rescue?

Posted by: jc at May 22, 2013 10:35 PM (PlzOe)

1125 Hi Jake, who is a self confirmed dude, in ID. What are you doing up so late? I think you're in the same time zone as me

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:36 PM (0PiQ4)

1126 eh Missouri's not so bad

L,elle - Mary Jane Heaven?  Isn't that pretty much all of Colorado nowadays?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:37 PM (BBWjt)

1127 I should probably try to sleep. There is NO try. There is Do or DONUT. Sprinkles and toasted coconut! Like them I do.

Posted by: Iron Chef Yoda at May 22, 2013 10:39 PM (TvO05)

1128 NW Missouri might work. You don't need rescuing, do you? Because then I've got my work cut out for me. No, a neighbor of ours. In KS. We need to kidnap him and hold him hostage until he smiles.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM (0PiQ4)

1129 . I don't get it. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 02:33 AM (4Mwv/) the Brits rules in the USA are diff than the Brits rules in the UK. The alla akbar guys are pictured at the UK Daily Mail. I have not seen a full pic of the young soldier antwhere or if he was beheaded. the perps don't look Somali, Eithiaopian, East African either, west african blacks or carabean blacks you can't tell if the victim is white either from the pics

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:40 PM (zzeVM)

1130 ohhhhh, yeah, he could use a rescue
sure, let's have a CO-KS-MO meetup, that might be kinda fun

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:42 PM (BBWjt)

1131 What are you doing up so late? I think you're in the same time zone as me Posted by: L, elle at May 23, 2013 02:36 AM (0PiQ4) I'm in the Mountain time Zone. Just still workin for the corp man I work a shit ton, but get to stay in ID

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:43 PM (zzeVM)

1132 I'm feeling like a little bass, but it's far too late at night.....so..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPR7mq9YWZA

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 10:43 PM (T1005)

1133

Kansas is a pretty big place to drive across, and there's not much to see between Manhattan and the other side of the Colorado line.

I miss living there.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:45 PM (4Mwv/)

1134 None of the CO folks here are game. They all talk like they want to meet up, but they don't want to commit. Let's give them time. How bout the late summer or fall?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:46 PM (0PiQ4)

1135 1103 Anybody with training in Psychology? I find myself wondering if there is a recognized syndrome in which the most prominent feature is an inability to answer direct questions. Posted by: epobirs at May 23, 2013 02:26 AM (kcfmt) You know, that reminds me of when I was in college. It was way back in the winter of...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 22, 2013 10:48 PM (qyfb5)

1136 The theme song of our age -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lqf7XUbHms

Posted by: cthulhu at May 22, 2013 10:48 PM (T1005)

1137 I'm up for a meetup, but y'all gotta come over here.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:49 PM (4Mwv/)

1138 Let's give them time. How bout the late summer or fall? Posted by: L, elle at May 23, 2013 02:46 AM (0PiQ4) you can't make everyone happy, put it on the calendr and they will sort it out.

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:49 PM (zzeVM)

1139 L,elle, that sounds good

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (BBWjt)

1140 1077 yeah, what exactly is Cameron supposed to do? Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2013 01:52 AM (BBWjt) Watch Harry Brown a few times.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 22, 2013 10:50 PM (qyfb5)

1141 >> the perps don't look Somali, Eithiaopian, East African either, west african blacks or carabean blacks
 
The perps were described by the Daily Mail as Somalian. As to the victim, it is kinda hard to tell since his head was lopped off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2013 10:51 PM (ccXZP)

1142 Jake --- great fake name btw ---- We should both be sleeping. I'm so tired and wired awake at the same time. How's Idaho? It's on my short list of states to run to and hide in when the burning times come.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:52 PM (0PiQ4)

1143 Kansas is a pretty big place to drive across, Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 02:45 AM (4Mwv/) Kansas is a walk compared to driving across Montanna Texas is long East to West also

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:52 PM (zzeVM)

1144 Goody, chemjeff! Ive been telling him to come here, but he's so down. If he shows up when you're around, help lift his spirits. He's one of the good guys.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 10:55 PM (0PiQ4)

1145 well L,elle I'll just say that for my part, the last weekend that I'd realistically be able to go out of town for a trip is the weekend of Aug. 9


Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:55 PM (BBWjt)

1146 I'm up for a meetup, but y'all gotta come over here. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 02:49 AM (4Mwv/) I'm game, the wife would veto it and guilt me so prob not a good plan right now.

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 10:56 PM (zzeVM)

1147

Only time I've done Kansas all the way across was on a motorcycle, at night.  It felt like a pretty long ride.

 

My first PCS was Pensacola to San Diego, with 4 days notice.  We knew it was coming, just didn't know if we were going to San Diego or Norfolk or maybe Jacksonville.  Drove a Ryder truck, with a governor set at 65 mph.  I-10 across Texas is a damn long drive.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:56 PM (4Mwv/)

1148 okay L,elle
yeah I know he's been through some tough stuff
it sucks and all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:56 PM (BBWjt)

1149 well, i'm going to bed now.
L,elle that is a great idea
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 22, 2013 10:57 PM (BBWjt)

1150 Night, jeff.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 10:59 PM (4Mwv/)

1151 Apparently one of the beheaders in London tried to shoot at police except..doh!

"When the old pistol was shot towards police it backfired and blew the thumb off one of the men."

http://tinyurl.com/o29tgnp

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 22, 2013 11:00 PM (XkotV)

1152 Yeah, chemjeff, later is better for me.Mid September is actually easiest for me. But you're probably starting classes again then.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:00 PM (0PiQ4)

1153 Level 42 - Lessons in Love ... that along with Breakfast Club - Back On Track were the videos of the moment when I moved to Seattle 1000s of years ago ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 22, 2013 11:02 PM (TvO05)

1154 Jake --- great fake name btw ---- We should both be sleeping. I'm so tired and wired awake at the same time. How's Idaho? It's on my short list of states to run to and hide in when the burning times come. Posted by: L, elle at May 23, 2013 02:52 AM (0PiQ4) Jake is a real name, just not mine. I work at a real lefty company, so Online I'm annon... Idaho is a great state if you are not a communist. Tell all your communist friends that we have a shit ton of white supremisists here, ayrian nations, skinheads and any other vile group they don't like

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:03 PM (zzeVM)

1155 Psychic Moron Meetup for Bomber ... we supply the beer ... he supplies the kebabs ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 22, 2013 11:03 PM (TvO05)

1156 Oh hi Maet! What are you doing up so late? Can I get you to tell me super secret things about Ace at this hour when you're weak and sleepy?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:04 PM (0PiQ4)

1157 "When the old pistol was shot towards police it backfired and blew the thumb off one of the men."

I never understood the "because criminals use them" argument against cheap low quality "Saturday night specials".

Isn't it preferable that criminals use cheap low quality unreliable weapons?

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 22, 2013 11:04 PM (QFWBu)

1158 Gotta run the cat across town to the vet tomorrow. The Good Nights of the Many out weigh the Good Nights of the One ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 22, 2013 11:05 PM (TvO05)

1159 Drove a Ryder truck, with a governor set at 65 mph. I-10 across Texas is a damn long drive. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 02:56 AM (4Mwv/ two buddies of mine drove a VW Bug and a Honda 750 from New Orleans to San Diego. They described it as PAIN

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:06 PM (zzeVM)

1160 They just opened a restaurant on my FOB yesterday.  Which is funny, because we're closing this place either in July or sometime next year.  Nobody knows, and every time I ask I get a different answer.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:06 PM (4Mwv/)

1161 I ain't no commie. Other states on my short list: Utah, Wyoming, and Montana. Utah is on the top. I figure I'll lie and tell the Mormons I want in, and they'll shelter me.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:08 PM (0PiQ4)

1162 I just got an email from Offshore/ India brb

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:09 PM (zzeVM)

1163 I've traversed TX many times east/west, its like driving out of south FL through the panhandle.  You're gonna spend the best part of a day doing it.

I like west TX.  Deserts fascinate me.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 22, 2013 11:10 PM (QFWBu)

1164

My FL-SD trip was painful, mostly because the in-laws helped. 

 

I was in the Ryder with the FIL, with my car on a trailer.  Wife and MIL were in her car.  FIL is a gadget geek, so he brought his hand-held CBs.  Nothing like listening to back-seat driving from another car all the way through the permanent road work in Houston.  Was very happy when the battery finally died. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:10 PM (4Mwv/)

1165 No, Purp ---- wake up from your dreaming. In Utopia, the criminals get the scary assault weapons, we get self induced vomitting to defend ourselves. Coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:13 PM (0PiQ4)

1166 What are you doing up so late? Can I get you to tell me super secret things about Ace at this hour when you're weak and sleepy?

Posted by: L, elle at May 23, 2013 03:04 AM (0PiQ4)


Well he's a Capricorn and he's seen every sunset and full moon for the last 3 years but only 2 sunrises. And he bleeds. Which means we can kill him.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 22, 2013 11:15 PM (XkotV)

1167 South Florida through the panhandle takes forever even if you're flying.  Did several cross-countries from NAS Whiting to Key West.  TH-57 got 8.0 in the air.  Was actually a little over but that's all we were allowed to log.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:15 PM (4Mwv/)

1168 Ha! Maet! First thing to make me laugh today. Even Aces didn't manage that today. He's getting lazy or else is uninspired. You and Andy should take over the blog but keep Ace as the head writer. Poor thing. I could never do what he does.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:20 PM (0PiQ4)

1169 I don't think we're going to make it to 1200.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:27 PM (4Mwv/)

1170 Geesh, ya'll who 'er still up at this ungodly hour. I need to take a sleeping pill so I'm not a zombie in the morning. I'm going to attempt sleeping for the second time tonight. Wish me luck!

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:29 PM (0PiQ4)

1171

Not an ungodly hour here - it's noon in this ungodly place.

 

Good night, L, elle.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:32 PM (4Mwv/)

1172 out for this evening. Stay safe

Posted by: Jake in ID at May 22, 2013 11:33 PM (zzeVM)

1173 Noon? Bomber, where is you?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:34 PM (0PiQ4)

1174

See you, Jake.

 

Easter AFG.  Ungodly.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:35 PM (4Mwv/)

1175 You know, now that I have actually said "L, elle" out loud, I'm picturing you as LL Cool J.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:36 PM (4Mwv/)

1176 30 to go. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:37 PM (4Mwv/)

1177 ..been fiddling with an ancient 20mhz 386 IBM PS/2 Model 70 machine bringing it back to life as a vintage game machine.

Naturally built in HDD was wasted throwing all sorts of recalibration errors, and new ones are made out of unobtanium...so I fitted a Microchannel Future Domain SCSI adapter.

The CPU chip was an IBM manufactured 386, not an Intel.  Not ceramic packaging like Intel's.  This one was in an aluminum can with epoxy filled bottom.  Very IBM'ish manufacture methods. 

Alas, IBM was using the early Intel 386 masks, and all those were B1 stepping level -- i.e. chock full of very nasty errata, so I swapped it out for an Intel made 25mhz D1 stepping level 386.  It won't run any faster, but it won't have all the chip bugs either.

Fitted an Intel 80387 math coprocessor.  That was some Rolls Royce shit back in the day.  That chip was selling for like $900 when they came out.  They only people who had them were the engineering workstation crowd.  About $15 now on eBay.

The most critical upgrade was an external 360k floppy drive so you can load the old vintage software.  Luckily, I had one and it passed all diags fine.

IBM used a 15-pin monitor connector with one of the pins blocked off.  IOW - a new LED flat screen with all 15-pins won't plug in.  Turned out the blocked pin spot is just superficial and soft plastic and can be drilled out with a 1/16" drill and there's actually a pin socket hiding underneath, so you don't gotta drill far at all to expose it.  WIN.

1.44M floppy was dead, replaced that with a working spare.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 22, 2013 11:39 PM (QFWBu)

1178 PurpAv is genius. I knew it. This is what you do in the middle of the night, weirdo?

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:42 PM (0PiQ4)

1179 What games are you going to play on it?

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:44 PM (4Mwv/)

1180 The second elle is meant to be an adjective and identifier as me being a she. I have a lot of trouble who's a he and who's a her on the blog.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:45 PM (0PiQ4)

1181 I'm pretty sure there are rules about you having to post pictures to prove your claim. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:47 PM (4Mwv/)

1182 already have. one Moron has my pic and will testify for me.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:50 PM (0PiQ4)

1183 I miss all the fun.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:50 PM (4Mwv/)

1184 Things like original Doom, and earlier.  I'll probably use it as a development machine for some older compiler work too.

I've been working (slowly, a hobby kinda thing) for the past 25 years evolving this app that sucks up the output produced by compilers then rewrites the emitted code into a smaller more linker efficient package as well as being able to diddle all sorts of thing like external names, segment names, fix bugs that some compilers injected into the code they produced.  There's code I've written that does a flow analysis of the  machine code and can hack it and improve it automatically. 

Its something I fiddle with when I need inspiration.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 22, 2013 11:51 PM (QFWBu)

1185 I couldn't see it now if you posted one anyway.  I'm on my work computer, and they block all the good stuff, like any picture or video hosting sites.  The shitty commercial internet I have in my room can only handle about 200 comments before it locks up.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:52 PM (4Mwv/)

1186

I miss the old Star Wars games from that era - X-wing, Dark Forces, etc.

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:54 PM (4Mwv/)

1187 Okay Bomber -- it's lunchtime wherever you are and I'll be brain dead in the morning if I don't get at least 5 hrs of sleep. PurpAv never sleeps apparently, so there's your nighttime talker --- so goodnight both of yous.

Posted by: L, elle at May 22, 2013 11:57 PM (0PiQ4)

1188 Good night L

Posted by: Bomber at May 22, 2013 11:59 PM (4Mwv/)

1189 I keep vampire hours lately. 

With 24hr ATM's,24hr Walmarts, and the post office being open 24hr, I find doing things in the middle of the night to be a lot less stressful than during the day.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 12:02 AM (QFWBu)

1190 They just opened a restaurant on my FOB yesterday. Which is funny, because we're closing this place either in July or sometime next year. Nobody knows, and every time I ask I get a different answer. Stock up on mines and explosives. Then entrenchments and ammo. Keep sharp steel handy. Just a hunch based on past performance. Be available for comment.

Posted by: J. Christopher Stevens at May 23, 2013 12:05 AM (SSWdi)

1191 didja see this?



www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/05/on-irc-section-1203.php


Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:06 AM (PlzOe)

1192 I like vampire hours.  But when I'm home it doesn't work well with the 2nd grader and the 2-year-old.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:08 AM (4Mwv/)

1193 That 1203 stuff assumes the rules actually apply here.  I don't think that's the case anymore.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:10 AM (4Mwv/)

1194

>>> Stock up on mines and explosives. Then entrenchments and ammo. Keep sharp steel handy.

Is that for the impending closure or for the new restaurant?  Probably good advice for both.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:13 AM (4Mwv/)

1195 1186 didja see this?

We've only seen the tip of this iceberg.  All the really good shit is yet to come. 

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 12:15 AM (QFWBu)

1196 I'm gonna guess that the really good shit doesn't start to come out until 2017 at the earliest.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:16 AM (4Mwv/)

1197

For some reason I just wondered what ever happened to "The Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight".  Of course there are a lot of others now missing.   

 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 23, 2013 12:18 AM (XihDb)

1198 1172 ..been fiddling with an ancient 20mhz 386 IBM PS/2 Model 70 machine bringing it back to life as a vintage game machine. Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 03:39 AM (QFWBu) Dyin' for a PS/2 tower *case*, but working ones are relatively expensive and I've never seen a dead one that wasn't crushed or rusted. People are trying to get $100 for IBM M keyboards now. Boy, do I wish I had some of those boxes of them for sale for $50 10 years ago. Absolutely not worth it at that price. Nice keyboards, but I've seen new DAS keyboards close to that. I've seen cheap mechanicals for $40, but stupid Euro layouts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 12:20 AM (qyfb5)

1199 I've seen that guy around, but not lately. 

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:20 AM (4Mwv/)

1200 1188 That 1203 stuff assumes the rules actually apply here. I don't think that's the case anymore.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 04:10 AM (4Mwv/)



===


Yeah, but it absolutely proves that everything that has been said up until now is a lie.  I think most of us knew it instinctively, but this is undeniable. 


With 300 or more groups, all months late, getting alarm bells every month, there were literally thousands of red flags that went up.  No way in hell this didn't go all the way to the top.


proof that it can be explained pretty clearly (even to idiots) here:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/lsmwlv5

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:21 AM (PlzOe)

1201 I'm with you, I think there should be a lot of people in prison over this.  I just don't think there will be.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:25 AM (4Mwv/)

1202 Just checking in after making sure some back-up computers are still functioning and updated. Big plans for the weekend... hopefully minimal vomit and minimal attacks upon me. We'll see...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 23, 2013 12:25 AM (Vk2pI)

1203 1190 1186
didja see this?


We've only seen the tip of this iceberg. All the really good shit is yet to come.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 04:15 AM (QFWBu)


===

I watched the watergate hearings.  I know this will take many, many months to unfold.


One of the many reasons why is that people will have to go through the grieving process as they watch the fall of their misbegotten gods.



I figger Issa already knows just about everything, but has no choice but to take a long time to play it out.


Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:26 AM (PlzOe)

1204 What will it take to finally get this country in a lampost-hanging kinda mood?  I mean shit, what does it take?  Our press is accused of state crimes for doing their jobs (when they occasionally deign to do them), the IRS targets the President's enemies and the White House hides the evidence for a year, and still this JEF polls above 50%.  What will actually piss people off?  I bet if they suddenly cancelled Dancing With the Stars we might get some angry mobs.

America has been over for a while.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2013 12:27 AM (WWuYG)

1205 America has been over for a while.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2013 04:27 AM (WWuYG)



====


and they keep buying ammo.

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:28 AM (PlzOe)

1206

Speaking of Watergate, I don't remember where I saw it, and I can't find it from this computer, but somebody had the picture of Nixon getting on Marine 1, caption was:


I am not a crook

 

by today's standards.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:29 AM (4Mwv/)

1207 Night all...again.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 23, 2013 12:34 AM (Vk2pI)

1208 I am not a crook

by today's standards.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 04:29 AM (4Mwv/)


==


accurate statement

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:35 AM (PlzOe)

1209

Night Hat.

 

And now that we hit 1200, I should probably go pretend to do something useful.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:35 AM (4Mwv/)

1210 Dyin' for a PS/2 tower *case*, but working ones are relatively expensive and I've never seen a dead one that wasn't crushed or rusted.

I've still got a bunch of Model 95's and a wide selection of T1/2/3/4 processor complexes for them.

About 8 months ago I ditched a pile of old Model 80's and 60's and a half dozen 95's just to get some space back.  I still have one 50z, a model 60, and one model 80 though, and a few different motherboards for the M80. 

The Model 60/80's have one major problem -- the foam used to seal the air channels on the covers depolymerizes and turns to sticky black goo eventually.  Real PITA to clean that shit off and replace it.  The power supplies and motherboards are pretty bulletproof.  I've never seen one fail.  Having the battery on separate dingus keeps the leaky dead battery gunge away from the electronics.

The Model 95's are amazingly robust machines, and I love them to death, but they use a CR2032 carrier on the planar that can leak and wreck shit.

I see someone trying to sell a pimped out Model 95 on eBay for $1000.  I'm guessing they ain't having much luck.  I got all mine for less than $50 years ago.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 12:36 AM (QFWBu)

1211 Is that for the impending closure or for the new restaurant? Probably good advice for both. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 04:13 AM (4Mwv/) Yeah. That and weakly drawing down in hostile territory. But mostly...

Posted by: somejoe at May 23, 2013 12:38 AM (SSWdi)

1212 I miss original DooM. Wish I could get it to work.

Posted by: otho at May 23, 2013 12:39 AM (9gNQd)

1213

>>> weakly drawing down in hostile territory. 

 

Incoming battalion commander told me, "We're not here to win this war, just to wait till it's over."  He shows up in July for about a year over here. 

 

This shit pisses me off.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:40 AM (4Mwv/)

1214 I figger Issa already knows just about everything, but has no choice but to take a long time to play it out.

The longer it drags on, the better the chances someone, like say Holder, is gonna panic and do something very criminal to hide shit and get caught.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 12:41 AM (QFWBu)

1215 And if I get to complain about the Army, I'll stick around a while.  More useful than the bullshit paperwork I'm ignoring.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:41 AM (4Mwv/)

1216

Holder has already done some very criminal things - F&F, Black Panther poll watchers, just to name two. 

 

I don't doubt he'd do something else criminal.  Probably already has.  But I'd be shocked if he ever gets called on it.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:47 AM (4Mwv/)

1217 Incoming battalion commander told me, "We're not here to win this war, just to wait till it's over." He shows up in July for about a year over here. This shit pisses me off. Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 04:40 AM (4Mwv/) Your security concerns are noted and being acted upon. Have no fear.

Posted by: U.S. Government at May 23, 2013 12:47 AM (SSWdi)

1218 1210 And if I get to complain about the Army, I'll stick around a while. More useful than the bullshit paperwork I'm ignoring.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 04:41 AM (4Mwv/)



====


if you ignore paperwork long enough it turns into chocolate, or dogshit, I can't remember which one.  But, don't taste it to find out.

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:47 AM (PlzOe)

1219 It's already dogshit.  Just in an electronic form.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:49 AM (4Mwv/)

1220 1207 I miss original DooM. Wish I could get it to work.

Gotta build a vintage machine like I am.  An old 486 with a VGA running DOS should go it.

All those old 80-500M IDE drives of that era are gonna be pretty wheezy by now though.  I've scrapped out stacks of dead ones in the past couple of years.

Scare up an old ISA SCSI Adaptec or Future Domain ISA adapter and you'll be pretty future proofed for DOS'ish things.  There's tons of SCSI drives on eBay.  Adapters for wide-to-narrow, SCA-to-narrow are all available and not hideously expensive.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 12:49 AM (QFWBu)

1221 1211
Holder has already done some very criminal things - FF, Black Panther poll watchers, just to name two.

I don't doubt he'd do something else criminal. Probably already has. But I'd be shocked if he ever gets called on it.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 04:47 AM (4Mwv/)


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I always thought he was picked because of the (Marc Rich) pardons for dollars -- not in spite of them.

Posted by: jc at May 23, 2013 12:49 AM (PlzOe)

1222 and still this JEF polls above 50%. What will actually piss people off? Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2013 04:27 AM (WWuYG) 1) I never answer polls. My parents never answer polls. My friends never answer polls. 2) People don't know things. Most people are unaware of really basic stuff that's going on, and either just trust someone else to do their thinking or find out months or years later. Which is why allowing the next squirrel to drag us away has KILLED us for the last several years.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 12:51 AM (qyfb5)

1223 But I'd be shocked if he ever gets called on it.

With the media having turned a bit, he ain't gonna get the free passes he got previously.  They're still sucking a lot of dick, but most ain't swallowing anymore.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 12:51 AM (QFWBu)

1224 About 8 months ago I ditched a pile of old Model 80's and 60's and a half dozen 95's just to get some space back. Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 04:36 AM (QFWBu) (flails uncontrollably)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 12:52 AM (qyfb5)

1225

>>>> I always thought he was picked because of the (Marc Rich) pardons for dollars -- not in spite of them.

 

I always assumed it was straight up AA, but you could be right.

Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2013 12:54 AM (4Mwv/)

1226 Gotta build a vintage machine like I am. An old 486 with a VGA running DOS should go it.

All those old 80-500M IDE drives of that era are gonna be pretty wheezy by now though. I've scrapped out stacks of dead ones in the past couple of years.

Scare up an old ISA SCSI Adaptec or Future Domain ISA adapter and you'll be pretty future proofed for DOS'ish things. There's tons of SCSI drives on eBay. Adapters for wide-to-narrow, SCA-to-narrow are all available and not hideously expensive.

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 04:49 AM

 

Wish I could do that. Dunno what all those fancy pants words and letters are, but they sound important. I know what DOS is and also drive. I think. I can use a hammer on a computer if it gets uppity. There are a few old games I miss from back in the day.

 

Posted by: otho at May 23, 2013 01:02 AM (9gNQd)

1227 (flails uncontrollably)

Don't panic. 

I just did an inventory...there's still 13 Model 95's left in stock...well a few are 85's that have the CPU on the planar rather than a processor complex, but the cases and power supply arraignment are identical. 

Its a mix of 8595 and 9595.  The 9595 had two LPT ports on the planar and a slightly longer opening in the case for it.  with a bit of sawzall magic to make a bigger hole, the 9595 planar can be fitted to the older cases.

I also have a stack of spare 9595 planars and a handful of the vaunted P60/66/90 processor complexes for them...and a shoebox full of 8M memory modules.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:06 AM (QFWBu)

1228 Wish I could do that. Dunno what all those fancy pants words and letters are, but they sound important. I know what DOS is and also drive. I think. I can use a hammer on a computer if it gets uppity. There are a few old games I miss from back in the day. Check good old games. They might have some of those old games you miss.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 23, 2013 01:06 AM (mjOTa)

1229 The DOSBOX emulator is good enough to get a lot of old games running on new Windows.  Not everything will work, but a lot does.

http://www.dosbox.com/

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:09 AM (QFWBu)

1230 Check good old games. They might have some of those old games you miss.

 

Posted by: Buzzion at May 23, 2013 05:06 AM

 

I sure I can get them again from somewhere, if I don't already still have them. It's getting them to work on a new system with widescreen thingy and not-DOS and stuff. I really wish I'd kept the old ones like the ram line and what not. Back when comps were steam powered.

Posted by: otho at May 23, 2013 01:11 AM (9gNQd)

1231

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 05:09 AM

 

Tried dosbox before. Just can't get it to do whatever. At least with old DooM. There seems to be things you got to do besides getting someone to put it in the comp, and typing- "start damn you, start!".

Posted by: otho at May 23, 2013 01:14 AM (9gNQd)

1232 A lot of old games are downloadable from various abandonware sites.  Nobody's enforcing any copyright on the old shit anymore.  Half the time, the original company folded or was sold and actual legal ownership is hard to establish anymore.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:16 AM (QFWBu)

1233 Merovign,

The PS/2's to avoid are the 386SX ones, like the Model 65 and 55SX.  They used those damned Dallas DS128 RTC chips and every one of them is stone dead and they won't hold a configuration anymore. 

Replacements with fresh manufacture batteries are unavailable, so you'd be into a nasty chip peeling and fitting of a CR2032 carrier job to bring one back to life.

I did that a couple of times, then decided it wasn't worth the effort and gave every Dallas equipped machine I had a dirt nap.
.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:21 AM (QFWBu)

1234 A lot of old games are downloadable from various abandonware sites. Nobody's enforcing any copyright on the old shit anymore. Half the time, the original company folded or was sold and actual legal ownership is hard to establish anymore.

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 05:16 AM

 

Yeah, I tried that once with Chuck Yeager's Air Combat, as some bastard nicked my copy. But it wouldn't work. Dunno why. Couldn't figure it out Want to get SSI's Second Front again, but last time I managed to run it on an old comp, by todays standards, it played too fast to follow what was happening, even on minimum speed setting. It was from 87, or something. Worked a treat on the old floppy disk ram line thingy. I might have to consider getting some tech dude to do it and buy the games on ebay or something.

Posted by: otho at May 23, 2013 01:24 AM (9gNQd)

1235 The PS/2's to avoid are the 386SX ones, like the Model 65 and 55SX. They used those damned Dallas DS128 RTC chips and every one of them is stone dead and they won't hold a configuration anymore. Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 05:21 AM (QFWBu) Actually the idea behind the tower was to build a newer system inside it. I run old *games* in DOSBox (it does take a little configuring, though for many games config files are available online, and GOG games generally come with them (if relevant). But old *apps* I run on a P4 2Ghz laptop with a big 16" screen, running PC DOS 7.1 (yes it exists). The LBA support is not perfect but it's "good enough." I actually thought it was a PIII when I bought it. I have a few Dell L667's - great examples of that half-ass era when Dell combines good and terrible ideas - great case design, quiet, small and well-packaged - missing features like sound and network, proprietary power-supply pinout (in a standard ATX connector!). At least the MB and PS mounts are basically ATX. 666MHz PIII's, only support up to 1GHz. But the upgrades are like $5 on eBay. I do find myself short of PC100/133 memory, and inexplicably I seem to have thrown out my old video cards (including a Voodoo). WTF was I thinking? Also got rid of all my 5.25" drives, also WTF. A lucid moment I don't remember, probably.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 01:30 AM (qyfb5)

1236 My first *computer*, of course, was a C64. My first PC was an Acer 386/16. Got a full refund for it a year later because it never did work right, got a Gateway 386/25 (back when Gateway was fun). Upgraded that all the way to an IBM SLC 66 or maybe a 5x86 133... hard to remember when I moved on from that case. Huge AT desktop case, wish I still had it. Got wet from a roof leak (in a downstairs apartment) and rusted. I remember the surplus used 19" tube monitors that were big in the late 90s - bought like 4 of those.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 01:35 AM (qyfb5)

1237 it played too fast to follow what was happening, even on minimum speed setting

If you find an old Pentium 75-133mhz machine, fit it with an ISA slot VGA card, disable any L2 cache (usually just yanking a module out on that era machines, no chips), then disable the L1 via BIOS setting if you can, that P75 will slow to a 386 speed crawl. 

All the modern CPU's of the Pentium era are heavily dependent on their L1/L2 caches for their speed because the 66mhz FSB main memory subsystems they were fitted with were were so slow. 

I put an old Trident ISA video card in a 200mhz Pentium Pro as an experiment and it slowed to a crawl.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:35 AM (QFWBu)

1238 I need to catalog some old stuff I have, if anyone is interested I can post it here some ONT. I know I have some S478 celeron/p4s, but an old 486/100 overdrive, a 5x86, a texas motherlode of ISA modems, cables and a folding keyboard for a Palm m500, of all things. Other stuff probably as well. Oh and God, do I have CD writers. Couple of old routers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 01:41 AM (qyfb5)

1239 The Chinese are manufacturing new video cards on the ATI Rage IIXL chipset, for God only knows what reason. That would be kind of like seeing a steam-powered tractor at a Ford dealership, with the fluted steam tower and everything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 01:43 AM (qyfb5)

1240 I've run through a number of free curbside Dells and Gateways over the years. 

All had weak power supplies that eventually resulted in their final retirement and dirt nap.  I'd find'em with dead drives and/or a bad PC100 module, fix that shit and run'em for a few more years with SCSI, decent video and a few more memory modules (scarfed of course from other freebie curbside organ donors)

I kinda settled on the old Matrox Millenium Mil1/Mil2's as my "standard" video card for older machines.  I picked up a stack of used 4M and 8M ones for like $5/ea years ago and they've served me well for a very long time.  Not a gaming card, but for general use and development they're great and the Matrox drives are solid.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:44 AM (QFWBu)

1241 If you find an old Pentium 75-133mhz machine, fit it with an ISA slot VGA card, disable any L2 cache (usually just yanking a module out on that era machines, no chips), then disable the L1 via BIOS setting if you can, that P75 will slow to a 386 speed crawl.

All the modern CPU's of the Pentium era are heavily dependent on their L1/L2 caches for their speed because the 66mhz FSB main memory subsystems they were fitted with were were so slow.

I put an old Trident ISA video card in a 200mhz Pentium Pro as an experiment and it slowed to a crawl.

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 05:35 AM

 

Thanks. I'll write that down. Second Front is available as a free download. If I can get it work and it runs to fast, I'll have some sort of recourse.

Posted by: otho at May 23, 2013 01:45 AM (9gNQd)

1242 The Chinese are manufacturing new video cards on the ATI Rage IIXL chipset, for God only knows what reason.

Probably doesn't need a GPU fan.  If they're looking to push old recycled hardware out into the countryside schools, something like that would be perfect.  Mediocre video is fine for a lot of things.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 01:46 AM (QFWBu)

1243 Good bye Ray. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aN1sKWJ90

Posted by: Teh sun at May 23, 2013 01:52 AM (SSWdi)

1244 Merovign,

You might look for a IBM Server 320 for a case.  They're spacious, the power supply is stout, and the front is loaded with 5.25" openings and there's room for two floppy drives.

The first image on this search is one.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=ibm+server+320&FORM=HDRSC2

Be aware, they came in two major flavors -- PCI/EISA and PCI/Microchannel.  The EISA flavor has 8 standard card slot openings in the back, the Microchannel one has two standard PCI slot openings and the rest have Microchannel spacings.

I ran a PCI/EISA one for a few years with Windows 2000 and it was quite nice with dual 233mmx's (not stock).  Sadly, the dual Pentium PCI/EISA planar has that fucking Dallas chip.

The PCI/Microchannel used a CR2032, but that motherboard is a major headache, won't run Windows 2000, and won't boot if you take the CPU's above anything other than plain Jane P133's

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 02:02 AM (QFWBu)

1245 Shit -- delete the "FORM=HDRSC2" from the end of that link.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 02:03 AM (QFWBu)

1246 Well I see it's SOP for the ONT. People speaking a language I don't understand. Don't get me wrong. We need, and I am glad we have, folks with your mad skillz on our side.

Posted by: at May 23, 2013 02:05 AM (L7JQT)

1247 I should have said SOP for this time of day.

Posted by: at May 23, 2013 02:10 AM (J3IzX)

1248 Up too damned early!

Posted by: CBD at May 23, 2013 02:22 AM (O6Tmi)

1249 Posted by: @PurpAv at May 23, 2013 06:02 AM (QFWBu) Well, I was going for the *appearance* of the PS/2 case. The 320 is kind of anonymous. Also kind of huge.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 23, 2013 02:29 AM (qyfb5)

1250 Hey, the poor Venezuelans are finally gonna have their toilet paper shortage alleviated!

http://reason.com/24-7/2013/05/22/venezuelan-government-approves-funds-to

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 02:41 AM (QFWBu)

1251 Harris Faulkner was in the Red-Eye Leg Chair last night.   They should just rename it the Harris Leg Chair....what Gams.

Posted by: Paladin at May 23, 2013 02:43 AM (/JGtb)

1252 You can buy subsidized gas for $.25/gal, but you can't buy TP. 

The good news is banana leaves are quite large, and VE has plenty of banana trees


Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 02:44 AM (QFWBu)

1253 Turned out the blocked pin spot is just superficial and soft plastic and can be drilled out with a 1/16" drill and there's actually a pin socket hiding underneath, so you don't gotta drill far at all to expose it. WIN. -PurpAv Now that is truly a win! Ha! Sometimes I wish I'd continued to be a hardware hacker, but it got so complicated so fast it was like learning automotive mechanics and then cars went all computerized... Couldn't today replace a broken chip leg with a soldered-on piece of fine wire like I once did... these were the big, steam-powered chips... Get off my virtual lawn...

Posted by: mindful webworker used to play with hardware at May 23, 2013 03:06 AM (i5xnd)

1254 Next hack is solder a junk power plug on somewhere so I can make the external SCSI drive internal.  The Future Domain SCSI has some pads for a connector, just this model wasn't built with it.

The stock Model 70's used that goofy DBA drive and had no standard internal power connectors cuz they were snapped together like Legos by robots.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 23, 2013 03:50 AM (QFWBu)

1255 This Witch you speak of .... is she from Delaware ?

Posted by: DrDrill at May 23, 2013 09:09 AM (sOFZs)

1256 They're all blue states, there are no exceptions.

Posted by: Patrap at May 23, 2013 07:54 PM (1RXTZ)

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