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May 27, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (5-27-2013)–Memorial Day Edition
— Maetenloch

It was just over four years ago on a night just like tonight that the infamous Memorial Day ONT happened. It shocked even veteran moron-types, brought down anger and pinch-faced scoldery from on high, and damn near got the ONT canceled.

So in memory of that episode, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

A Moron Announcement from BCochran...

Something that I think is cool. Granted, it's local for NDH, JohnE, BurnTheWitch, me and a few others.

A private group is working to bring the USS Charles F. Adams to Jacksonville, FL and dock it downtown on the river. Set it up as a museum, similar to the Midway in SD.

City, as I understand it, has basically said "sounds great, let us know when you've got the funds." They're trying to raise $2mil to get it rolling. They then believe it will be able fund itself through visitors.

Adams2Jax.org

The Government Isn't the People I

The British strongly support the death penalty for terrorism.

However, the British public has at least a clue. A survey taken for the Daily Mails shows that almost two-thirds of voters in the UK favor the reintroduction of the death penalty for "serious terrorism offences." The breakdown was:

    63.4 percent in favor
    26.3 percent opposed
    10.3 percent don't know

But their government doesn't.

The Government Isn't the People II

Faced by another night of terror at the hands of predominantly immigrant rioters, Swedes grown tired of the police's inability to put an end to the unrest took to the streets Friday night to defend their neighborhoods.
The vigilantes were described as a motley crew of homeowners and concerned citizens, as well as neo-Nazi activists and football hooligans.

In the Stockholm suburb of Tumba the police decided to abandon their earlier non-intervention policy as a large group of police officers rounded up and dispersed a group of vigilantes trying to fend off rioters.
The decision to round up vigilantes while, according to Stockholm Chief of Police Mats LÃ¶fving, "doing as little as possible" to stop rioters, met with a wave of protests in various social media and on the Internet. Representatives of some vigilante groups contacted Fria Tider to give their view of last night's events.

Flag Duty

The New 2013 IRS Forms Released

Well at least they're more honest.

Oh Noes: Spain's Newest Sub Can't Float

Of Course: 'Hate-F*ck' Hoaxer Meg Lanker-Simons Has Criminal Record for Gun Incident

Lanker-Simons, then Meghan Michelena, pleaded guilty to the charge in May 2006 as part of a plea agreement, records indicate. . . .
Lanker-Simons walked into an Albany County radio station she'd been fired from with a Glock 22 .40 caliber handgun.
She confronted a man who had decided to terminate her, the affidavit reports. The man also told her, the court documents state, that she would not be rehired.
Lanker-Simons "pulled a semi-automatic pistol from her purse, waved the firearm around and pointed (the) firearm at (the man)," according to the affidavit.

According to a Facebook page that apparently belongs to Lanker-Simons she is a member of the University of Wyoming Gender & Women's Studies group as well as the school's chapter of The Nonviolent Communist.

That's a whole lot of crazy in a plus-sized package. I suspect it will ultimately have a sad and ugly ending.

New Resort Opens in Saudi Arabia

"Murika": A Sausage Manifesto

Barbara Eden Still Looking Good at 78

Not only does she still fit into her I Dream of Jeannie garb but she looks damn good in it.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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1 First?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:16 PM (DoZD+)

2 It's TIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

3 The usual ONT rules are suspended? Since when have there been rules???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

4 This ONT looks kind of complicated at first glance.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2013 06:19 PM (sdi6R)

5 So.... How do we want to start?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)

6 The Most Fucking Overblown Halo Video You'll Ever See http://tinyurl.com/p86k3p9 *Maybe only the claim is fucking overblown, but it's still good enough*.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 06:20 PM (JqnAE)

7 The pic at the top is priceless, Maet. Good choice. g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

8 there are rules?!

Posted by: machete-mouthed bitch at May 27, 2013 06:20 PM (I88Jc)

9 5 So.... How do we want to start? Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 10:19 PM (doBIb) The only argument I'll accept for longbows. http://a0.vsoh.com/tumblrmb92cdetvj.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

10 I told ya'll the ONT on the right, not the left. And people thought I was bullshitting.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:21 PM (Wl/Ht)

11 That charming lunker hate crime faker should have used her glowing smile....

I saw it cut a tank in 1/2

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:21 PM (LRFds)

12
Brothers-in-Arms. They never got to be husbands, or fathers, they didn't get to finish their schooling, or enjoy grandchildren. They didn't want to be there, but by dint of choice or selection, they were, and they did their very best to do their job. I remember them all as young men, not much more than boys. Can't say more then that, except that I won't ever forget them.
-----------------
CRAIG PHILIP AVERILL

CPL - E4 - Army - Regular
101st Airborne Division

Length of service 1 years
His tour began on Jun 12, 1967
Casualty was on Mar 26, 1968
In THUA THIEN, SOUTH VIETNAM
Hostile, died of wounds, GROUND CASUALTY
MULTIPLE FRAGMENTATION WOUNDS
Body was recovered
------------------------

RICHARD MICHAEL CAMPBELL

SGT - E5 - Army - Selective Service
9th Infantry Division

Length of service 1 years
His tour began on Apr 2, 1968
Casualty was on May 7, 1968
In GIA DINH, SOUTH VIETNAM
HOSTILE, GROUND CASUALTY
DROWNED, SUFFOCATED
Body was recovered
-----------------------

JOE WOFFORD EUBANKS

CAPT - O3 - Army - Regular
1st AVN BDE

His tour began on Nov 13, 1971
Casualty was on Jun 2, 1972
In PLEIKU, SOUTH VIETNAM
HOSTILE, HELICOPTER - CREW
AIR LOSS, CRASH ON LAND
Body was recovered
---------------------

GLENN BRANSON HAINES JR

PFC - E3 - Army - Selective Service
18th Eng Bde

Length of service 0 years
His tour began on Nov 26, 1968
Casualty was on Mar 6, 1969
In , SOUTH VIETNAM
Non-Hostile, died of illness/injury, GROUND CASUALTY
ACCIDENTAL SELF-DESTRUCTION
Body was recovered
---------------------

LLOYD WHITFIELD MOORE

HN - E3 - Navy - Regular

Length of service 1 years
His tour began on Jan 15, 1968
Casualty was on Feb 25, 1968
In QUANG TRI, SOUTH VIETNAM
HOSTILE, GROUND CASUALTY
GUN, SMALL ARMS FIRE
Body was recovered
--------------------

ROBERT NELSON MORDEN

PFC - E2 - Marine Corps - Regular

Length of service 0 years
His tour began on Dec 19, 1967
Casualty was on Feb 8, 1968
In QUANG TRI, SOUTH VIETNAM
HOSTILE, GROUND CASUALTY
MULTIPLE FRAGMENTATION WOUNDS
Body was recovered
----------------------------------------------

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 06:21 PM (aDwsi)

13 hi all
thanx for the ONT again Maet, you do a great job day by day

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:21 PM (BBWjt)

14 Rules? Where we're going, we don't need rules...

Posted by: Dr. Emmet Brown at May 27, 2013 06:22 PM (oe4oA)

15 Dayum. If there are rules, I can't play. I can never remember the rules.

Posted by: Madtom at May 27, 2013 06:22 PM (IyxzF)

16 Lord I can't believe I missed the ONT of Doom....

well actually I can...low crawl boys...low crawl

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:23 PM (LRFds)

17 Double dumbass on all those terrorist fckers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2013 06:23 PM (K3B0+)

18 Some of my buddies from ROTC in college are doing a relay this August to raise money for The Mission Continues. Link is in nickname if you're interested in donating.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at May 27, 2013 06:23 PM (9F2c1)

19 The usual ONT rules are suspended?

This means I can wear pants?

Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2013 06:23 PM (z9HTb)

20 Bout damn time. Alarm clock goes off in less than 7 hours, but I'll stay with y'all for a minute.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (jIaZt)

21 Memorial Day ONT. Where da boobehs at?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (hX88J)

22 The only argument I'll accept for longbows. That could hurt her if done wrong! Nice.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (doBIb)

23 Love the last pic of the Rangers. I'm guessing by the smiles that this is a training pic.

Posted by: hobbes at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (dfwJa)

24 22 Memorial Day ONT. Where da boobehs at? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 10:24 PM (hX88J) Scroll up

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

25 That is a compound bow, not a longbow. You didn't look at it, did you?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (NUjTM)

26 Based on the hype for this particular ONT, I decided to arrive armed to the teeth. As you were.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

27 Watching mermaid documentary on Discovery. Nuts make the world so colorful.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:25 PM (DoZD+)

28 And that Lanker Simons chick looks like she's got some serious back problem issues.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:25 PM (doBIb)

29 "Saudi Arabia is reportedly experimenting with a unique approach to rehabilitating Al Qaeda prisoners, including offering spa treatments, loads of exercise and even conjugal visits to the suspected terrorists." As to these conjugal visits, I suppose the basic package is a goat and the deluxe and above package are either sheep or camels...

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 06:25 PM (JqnAE)

30 28 Watching mermaid documentary on Discovery. Nuts make the world so colorful. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 10:25 PM (DoZD+) Really? I would've assumed they would make it white.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

31 Rules? What fookin' rools? TROOOOOOOOOOOLS BITE MEEEEEEEE!!! /runs off with a bottle of 1800 and no pants

Posted by: Brother Cavil, elsewhere at May 27, 2013 06:25 PM (m9V0o)

Jimmy Dean sausage comes in a "fucking pussy package"?!

Give that man his pound of sausage, please!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 27, 2013 06:26 PM (jz0+s)

33 Barbara, I've still got a 16 oz sausage roll...

Posted by: Bill-Dawg Clinton at May 27, 2013 06:26 PM (FcR7P)

34 That is a compound bow, not a longbow. You didn't look at it, did you? There was a bow?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)

35 Evening all! Nice ONT.

Posted by: pac10077 at May 27, 2013 06:26 PM (LRFds)

36 Let's not get carried away, fluffy.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 06:27 PM (zc45R)

37 I have not yet had the opportunity to go to the 'Stan, to care for these men and women who have enlisted since 9/11, knowing that they'd be placed in harm's way. Hopefully, when the time comes, I'll be able to make sure the ones I see will make it home alive.

Posted by: Phil Laîcheaux ('cause it's funnier than Emdoc) at May 27, 2013 06:27 PM (oe4oA)

38 A Fox News poll showed that only about 50% of veterans voted for sausage last year. If you assume older veterans tend to vote for sausage, that means younger veterans are tending to oppose sausage, like the rest of their generation.

We're doomed!

Posted by: OCCAM! at May 27, 2013 06:27 PM (9F2c1)

39 Mike Hammer. That's a long list. Your friends? This must indeed be a sad day. But we are moving this on to a full fledged wake. And the drinking has commenced. *slides over a scotch on the rocks* cheers, my friend.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)

40 26 That is a compound bow, not a longbow. You didn't look at it, did you? Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 10:24 PM (NUjTM) Seriously? Just for future reference, for Horde purposes, anything not a crossbow is a longbow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

41 Just remember, all you tards, drain the bottle BEFORE you break it off for use as a weapon! Wasting booze is a banpeachable offense!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, elsewhere at May 27, 2013 06:28 PM (m9V0o)

42 So this is the Memorial Day ONT. *looks around* Where are da wimmens?!

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 06:28 PM (m0NNN)

43 This means I can wear pants? Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2013 10:23 PM No. Only some of the rules are suspended. I'm sure there are some Bright Lines That Shant Be Crossed. Pant-less is one of them.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)

44 Good evening Mrs Sven.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (kMPHf)

45 The American Cemetery at Colleville France (Omaha Beach) says: Look how many of them there were... Look how young they were.... They died for your freedom... Hold back your tears and keep silent. (can't even hold back when typing this)

Posted by: Fartist at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (xByYG)

46 at least you posted a photo of Rangers ( because everyone else in the Army are dicks, or have no dick, or both )

--please disregard the above statement, as it is misleading and feckless

Posted by: Haley Joe Ozboy at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (omBWL)

47 12 Mike Hammer,

Never forget the fallen.

Posted by: pac10077 at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)

48 I hate to think of the number of americans that see the photo of the Rangers on D-Day and instead of thinking what they did, and thanking them, they instead see a lack of "diversity", smoking cigarettes, and carrying "assault weapons.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (PBm/l)

49 I'm sure there are some Bright Lines That Shant Be Crossed. Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 10:28 PM (JMmQ9) Oh realllllly?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

50 I'm guessing by the smiles that this is a training pic. I'm guessing their landing craft hasn't left yet. The guy in the center seems to know what's coming.

Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2013 06:29 PM (FcR7P)

51 I just realized; one of the rules is to ignore the rules. I feel better now.

Posted by: Madtom at May 27, 2013 06:30 PM (IyxzF)

52 More Shellback rum, please. *pours self a double*. Thanks!

Posted by: Phil Laîcheaux ('cause it's funnier than Emdoc) at May 27, 2013 06:30 PM (oe4oA)

53 Hot Air can suck my middle-aged, gray-pubed goy dick. And Morrissey can bring the handiwipes. Go 'Hawks.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 27, 2013 06:30 PM (liORJ)

54 Hey - Mrs. Sven is back. Good evening, ma'am.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 06:30 PM (zc45R)

55 Hey, loonies. I haven't been up this late in a while.

I'm just toting up the list:

Global warming is still going to kill us all even when it snows on Memorial Day.

Those Muslims that killed that soldier in Britain just need some antidepressants and a few sessions with a shrink.

The Attorney General is due respect from Congress but cannot be expected to read everything he signs.

Immigration attorneys are NOT the man behind the curtain in the amnesty parade. No seriously, you act like there some sort of pork provisions in there to benefit them.

The MFM is an objective purveyor of facts and they can prove it by pivoting in unison and calling the Rosen case a "leak investigation."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:30 PM (k7N5n)

56 Memorial Day? Whut dat? http://tinyurl.com/pdodn4q Behold, those whom hold as much sway in this country as you do.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:30 PM (Wl/Ht)

57 Mrs. 10077 is in the house. Thanks for coming back.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (4Mv1T)

58 Scroll up Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 10:24 PM (GEICT) Sorry, I should have been more clear. Must belong to an 'ette. Gingerness is optional.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (kMPHf)

59 Have a good night everyone!

Posted by: pac10077 at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (LRFds)

60 I wanted to be a Ranger my entire childhood...unfortunately my parents were married....to each other.

Posted by: hobbes at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (dfwJa)

61 I don't know who that hate fucker is. There can only be one!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (mjR67)

62 44 Didn't you hear? It's a sausage party.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (K3B0+)

63 so.... any thoughts on something fun to do between the St. Louis area and the Louisville area?

I have a day in between when I have to leave on my trip, and when I have to arrive in Louisville, so not sure what I'm going to do for that day

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (BBWjt)

64 "Of Course: 'Hate-F*ck' Hoaxer Meg Lanker-Simons Has Criminal Record for Gun Incident" So the police took one look at that woman and knew no one in their right mind would 'hate-f*ck' her?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (TQ3z6)

65 Sorry, I should have been more clear. Must belong to an 'ette. Gingerness is optional. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 10:31 PM (kMPHf) Ahhhh....I'm with ya now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)

66 How do we want to start? Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 10:19 PM (doBIb) idiot men. You start by talking, then a long walk on the beach, then some dinner and dancing. then buy me some jewelry, then cuddling during a romantic comedy. then we need to do about 2 hours of foreplay and then we can get to the dirty stuff.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:32 PM (qPCAa)

67 Katya is this season 3 or 4 of Gals!?

Lena Dunham has done a lot for perception of the fish woman community and plight....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:32 PM (LRFds)

68 When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in bacon and carrying boobehs.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 27, 2013 06:32 PM (9F2c1)

69 Good night pac

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:32 PM (BBWjt)

70 idiot men. You start by talking, then a long walk on the beach, then some dinner and dancing. then buy me some jewelry, then cuddling during a romantic comedy. then we need to do about 2 hours of foreplay and then we can get to the dirty stuff. Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:32 PM (qPCAa) The fuck??? We get married when I wasn't looking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

71 Oh man, I just googled "naked crossbow" and now I'm sorry I ever did.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:33 PM (doBIb)

72 I was a mere lurker during that ONT, but I don't remember anything too bad about it. A discussion of the difficulties/opportunitites of morning wood and a technical discussion of...well, I guess the polite term is inter-mammary intercourse.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 06:33 PM (jIaZt)

73 Thanks! Hope everyone has a good night. Gotta get ready to face work tomorrow.

Posted by: pac10077 at May 27, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

74 66 NerdyGirl,

I think the slice marks on her CVajayjay from hate rutting the mirror also were a give away even barney Fifewould have caught....(along with crabs)

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

75 This means I can wear pants?

Posted by: fluffy at May 27, 2013 10:23 PM (z9HTb)

Yeah, but why would you?

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (VLG62)

76 I feel emboldened

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (BBWjt)

77 well, I guess the polite term is inter-mammary intercourse. Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (jIaZt) Inter-mamm...??? Oh! You mean titty fucking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

"idiot men. You start by talking, then a long walk on the beach, then some dinner and dancing. then buy me some jewelry, then cuddling during a romantic comedy.

then we need to do about 2 hours of foreplay and then we can get to the dirty stuff."

I gotta carry this cooler of Miller Lite for HOW LONG???!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (jz0+s)

79 AoSHQ- never afraid to make a bold move!

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (9F2c1)

80 Have a good night everyone! Posted by: pac10077 at May 27, 2013 10:31 PM (LRFds) goodnight Mrs. sven! leaving early is the better part of wisdom on the ONT.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (qPCAa)

81 Barrel. Now.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (VLG62)

82 Mike Hammer -- I did nothing productive today, but I did manage to pray for your fallen friends. I hope you're okay this day.

Posted by: L, elle at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (0PiQ4)

83 I feel emboldened!

Posted by: navybrat at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (MCvta)

84 then cuddling during a romantic comedy

Can you shoot me instead?

Not in the face. I want an open casket.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (k7N5n)

85 Save energy and turn off the bold.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (Z5Bkb)

Posted by: ChrisP at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (QFu1Y)

87 After the romantic comedy, can we leave out the dirty stuff and get right to the romantic - comedy?

Posted by: Madtom at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (IyxzF)

88 This ONT certainly got BOLD!

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

Best clip from "Battleground".

http://tinyurl.com/c72z5o .

As meaningful today as back then, and true too.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 06:34 PM (I2uSp)

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (jIaZt)

umm then you weren't paying attention. It got nastier than that.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:35 PM (BBWjt)

91 82 Elizabethe,

Exactly!

Posted by: pac10077 at May 27, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)

92 Sorry,
Just trying to kill the bold...

Posted by: ChrisP at May 27, 2013 06:35 PM (QFu1Y)

93 Am I the only one not seeing the bold?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

94 Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:32 PM (qPCAa) Does the ONT count as foreplay to 'ettes? I'll be back in a bout 2 hours, then.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 06:35 PM (zc45R)

95 I guess the polite term is inter-mammary intercourse. Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (jIaZt) I read the old one, what I recall was a discussion of swimming pools, anal, and advice to chemjeff about pilates.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:35 PM (qPCAa)

96 cancel the overnight thread? you may as well close up and sell the url to kos, this it the fountainhead of the whole fucking site.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

97 Nope, I don't see bold either.

Posted by: Phil Laîcheaux ('cause it's funnier than Emdoc) at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (oe4oA)

98 A day like today makes me detest Liberals and Politicians more than usual. And that's a lot.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (DoZD+)

99 ...Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 I've always heard that's how it works. But we have teens, and own a small business, and all the stress, you know, so sex? ...largely forgotten. Till one night the comely Mrs. Road walked in the kitchen where I was washing a pot, stood next to me, and flashed her spectacular headlights. No further preparations necessary.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

100 I think Europe has got an immigration/assimilation problem.

It's a good thing we're not going down that road.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (zOP5o)

101 Do they not make fat sized dildos for these dikes? They obviously need a good hard fucking, with you dick, not mine.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (Cydud)

102 BCochran,
As in comedy, timing is everything...

Posted by: ChrisP at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (QFu1Y)

103 I don't see any bold, but I'm on my phone.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 27, 2013 06:36 PM (liORJ)

104 You people sicken me. God help me, I love it so.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (GgPam)

105

That stupid bint Meg Lanker - Evans should have had her glock ripped out of her hands and been pistol whipped with it.

Stupid bint.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (I2uSp)

106 The fuck??? We get married when I wasn't looking? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT) seriously? you have to do all that and you are already married? high fives to mrs. BC for playing you for this long.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (qPCAa)

107

Just for future reference, for Horde purposes, anything not a crossbow is a longbow.

Heh. Okay. Just for future reference, though, when not among the horde, a longbow is a type of handbow with a narrow and deep cross section and a rounded belly, without recurves. It is distinction from the flatbow, the composite recurve bow, the north-Eurasian laminated wood bow, the yumi, the Mollegabet-style, and many others. It certainly does not have wheels on it!

In all seriousness, refering to a modern compound as a longbow is akin to calling an AR-15 a "Maxim gun."

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (NUjTM)

108 It was bold earlier, but somebody fixed it.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (9F2c1)

109 Till one night the comely Mrs. Road walked in the kitchen where I was washing a pot, stood next to me, and flashed her spectacular headlights. It's the moron bat signal!

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (doBIb)

110 Do they not make fat sized dildos for these dikes? They obviously need a good hard fucking, with you dick, not mine. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual uh yeah, they are called little lesbians

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

111 73 Oh man, I just googled "naked crossbow" and now I'm sorry I ever did. Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (doBIb) Dude, i don't know how your image search works, but my search cqme up with a bunch of nekkid pics of Sara Boberg-Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team. Not bad at all.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (Wl/Ht)

112 50 I hate to think of the number of americans that see the photo of the Rangers on D-Day and instead of thinking what they did, and thanking them, they instead see a lack of "diversity", smoking cigarettes, and carrying "assault weapons.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 27, 2013 10:29 PM (PBm/l)

Oddly, I thought both, and had no problem with either.

Damned nanny-staters.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (VLG62)

113 Didn't you hear? It's a sausage party.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2013 10:31 PM (K3B0+)

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*still looking around* *thinking* This must be what it's like to be in Baraka's favorite bathhouse.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 06:37 PM (m0NNN)

114 oh yeah, pilates - forgot about that

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:38 PM (BBWjt)

115 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2328

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 06:38 PM (/YkzI)

116 >>No further preparations necessary. That's how it went at Casa DC today. Finished cleanup from last nights party, went back inside to find that Cougar had put a movie on to distract Princess and was wearing nothing but a smile.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (jIaZt)

117 Dude, i don't know how your image search works, but my search cqme up with a bunch of nekkid pics of Sara Boberg-Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team. Do a regular search, not an image one.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (doBIb)

118 Hello, Horde. Been a good weekend, spent with friends, relaxing and remembering those who gave all. I have no family members that died in battle, but my uncle Jerry, a Vietnam Vet, passed away last fall. I salute him today.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (5J54Q)

119 In all seriousness, refering to a modern compound as a longbow is akin to calling an AR-15 a "Maxim gun."

That sound you hear are Kostards fainting from the vapors en masse at the mention of an AR-15.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (RubvK)

120 118 >>No further preparations necessary. ----------- That's how it went at Casa DC today. Finished cleanup from last nights party, went back inside to find that Cougar had put a movie on to distract Princess and was wearing nothing but a smile. Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 10:39 PM (jIaZt) Buncha bastards.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

121 BTW, I am kind of teasing you, BC. My last post didn't come across the way I intended, I think.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (NUjTM)

122 I bet she has back boobs, and I bet they are gross, cuz all back boobs are gross. It's logic.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (K3B0+)

123 ""idiot men. You start by talking, then a long walk on the beach, then some dinner and dancing. then buy me some jewelry, then cuddling during a romantic comedy.

then we need to do about 2 hours of foreplay and then we can get to the dirty stuff.""

Women with a list like that always have a friend somewhere with a much shorter list. lol

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 06:39 PM (FMbng)

124 Just noticed the Roman Republic only survived 9 years after they instituted welfare in 58 BC. Caesar would cross the Rubicon less then a decade later...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2013 06:40 PM (zPVBH)

125 I have no family members that died in battle, but my uncle Jerry, a Vietnam Vet, passed away last fall. I salute him today. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 27, 2013 10:39 PM (5J54Q) hello captain whitebread! god bless your Uncle.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:40 PM (qPCAa)

126 Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 10:37 PM (NUjTM) Uh....no shit man. The Horde, despite all evidence to the contrary, is quite educated on a broad range of topics.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

127 TR- Thanks..., I'll take it (tossing it back). Been a bittersweet, shitty day. Spent a good deal of it mixing with Vets, and at the cemetery. Been avoiding alcohol... until now. Yeah, they were all friends...

Sucks. Not gonna cry in my beer though. Time to man up for the ONT..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 06:40 PM (aDwsi)

128 So did Bloomberg News photoshop out the pack of Lucky Strikes and the cigarettes from their papers?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2013 06:40 PM (9+vDU)

129 idiot men Uhhhh....we're morons.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:41 PM (doBIb)

130

That sound you hear are Kostards fainting from the vapors en masse at the mention of an AR-15.

Just think of what they would do if they knew what a Maxim gun was!

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 06:41 PM (NUjTM)

131 Sven, I have never nor will I ever watch Girls. But I love documentaries and conspiracy theories. A conspiracy theory documentary is gold.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:41 PM (DoZD+)

132 Of all the people I've met on the internet, you are some of them. That comes from the heart.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (GgPam)

133 Memorial Day? Whut dat? http://tinyurl.com/pdodn4q Behold, those whom hold as much sway in this country as you do. Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 10:30 PM (Wl/Ht) *Slams head into desk*

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (/YkzI)

134 127 18-1,

Well the poor decide "fuck it let's take it" in every culture....

the rich at some point are cowed from using their power and wealth to horsewhisper the Grachhi and "voila" a dark age creeps in WRT liberty and political power....

the pity is there's nowhere left to run.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)

135

chemjeff at May 27, 2013 10:31 PM

Slide by Chester Il. courthouse. I helped build the spiral staircase in it.

Plus it's a nice view from the top.

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (+9AX9)

136 *Women with a list like that always have a friend somewhere with a much shorter list. lol There's always video games or some other form of entertainment that can remove the allure of that honey-trap.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (JqnAE)

137 yeah I had a vet uncle who passed away recently too. god bless him.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (BBWjt)

138

The one Ranger was smoking Lucky Strikes.

I betcha plenty of the younger folk wouldn't recognize that.

And in my kid hood of the '60's, even Mad Magazine made fun of them calling them "Likely Strife".

GI's in WWII used to get cigarette rations in their field K- and C- rations.

In the Pacific, when subs would smuggle arms and gear to the guerrillas in theoccupied Philipines, they would supply them with "I Shall Return" cigarettes, matchbooks, etc. to use for propaganda and keep up moral.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (I2uSp)

139 then we need to do about 2 hours of foreplay and then we can get to the dirty stuff. Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:32 PM (qPCAa) Two of the items on that list are out. Go ahead, pick two....any two.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (kMPHf)

140 The Horde, despite all evidence to the contrary, is quite educated on a broad range of topics.

Trolls find this out on a daily basis here.

"What, you some kind of rocket scientist?"

"Yes. Yes, I am."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:42 PM (RubvK)

141 Jimmy Dean Regular sausage, good. Jimmy Dean Hot sausage, better. Jimmy Dean Sage flavor . . . tastes like something you use to clean with. Yurgh. And would someone explain to me why their packages are marked out in FOURTEENTHS? I could understand a dozen slices, I could understand sixteen. But unless you have a family of seven, or are planning to have two slices yourself every day for a week, what good is fourteen?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 27, 2013 06:43 PM (qnTbJ)

142 Spent the long weekend camping with DH and the boy, in the cold and wet, and having a great time. The boy learned a perfect golf swing (and he was, indeed, playing golf at the time--not his usual hockey), and I learned that Summer Shandy works just as well when it ain't hot as when it is.

Also explained to the boy why we fly the Stars and Stripes at all times, but particularly on Memorial Day weekend, and for whom we pray in a special way.

Some folks think "that talk" is about sex, but it turns out to be about responsibility, freedom and patriotism. Made me smile. He still listens to his old ma.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:43 PM (VLG62)

143 chemjeff, you can have a serious good time in Louisville (set aside bail money now). Mark's Feed Store on Bardstown Road in Louisville. If you're gonna be there on a Friday or Saturday night, eat some fine BBQ, then just walk around Bardstown. Wick's Pizza. That's the only place I ever ate pizza with olives on it and liked it!`

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)

144 134 Katya,

A woman after my own heart...it was another Lunker reset....

wife's angry I am listening to "Serial Killer!" documentaries on youtube as background noise....

she's happy though she got her cleric to double digits this evening

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:43 PM (LRFds)

145

Posted by: harleycowboy at May 27, 2013 10:42 PM (+9AX9)

huh, okay

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:43 PM (BBWjt)

146 Trolls find this out on a daily basis here. "What, you some kind of rocket scientist?" "Yes. Yes, I am." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 10:42 PM (RubvK) Oh, a couple weeks ago, one ran straight into me at ludicrous speed. It was fucking hysterical. Everything he tried to mock me for got turned on him. Bannion was there. Hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

147 141
The one Ranger was smoking Lucky Strikes.
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LSMFT
And the olive drab toilet paper...., don't forget that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 06:44 PM (aDwsi)

148

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 10:43 PM (JMmQ9)

I'm going to be there for a full week already so I'm thinking that I'd like to do something elsewhere first

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 06:44 PM (BBWjt)

149 119 Dude, i don't know how your image search works, but my search cqme up with a bunch of nekkid pics of Sara Boberg-Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team. Do a regular search, not an image one. Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 10:39 PM (doBIb) Sonofabitch. Actually, that was #2 on the image search but Sara drowned that sexy ogre out. Hmmm, I wonder what an image search for 'worse than blue waffle' would pull up.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:44 PM (Wl/Ht)

150 (Dons EOD suit, climbs into blast-hardened bunker, hangs "do not disturb" sign on doorknob) Don't forget to write your home URL in sharpie on your arm for the cleanup crew, guys! (Slams bunker door shut, ratchets interlocking deadbolts in place.) Yes, I *was* lurking for the GIANT HORROR Memorial Day ONT, how can you tell?

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at May 27, 2013 06:44 PM (wfSF5)

151 The infamous Memorial Day ONT. I missed it up until about 1100 comments and by then it seems it was all about tits and music. Whatever happened to Noah Bawdy?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2013 06:44 PM (piMMO)

152 131 So did Bloomberg News photoshop out the pack of Lucky Strikes and the cigarettes from their papers?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2013 10:40 PM (9+vDU)

Lucky Strikes. Oh yes. Remember the ads. LSMFT (Lucky Strikes Means Flabby Tits).

Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (GgPam)

153 Back to a little more serious subject: Confidential report lists U.S. weapons system designs compromised by Chinese cyberspies http://tinyurl.com/q7perdg Chances this kind of espionage will be significantly curtailed under *this* Administration? More likely everyone here will get laid first before that happens.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (JqnAE)

154 The UK is now arresting people for waving a sign of evil: The Union Jack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r22npZe6508

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (/YkzI)

155 Is Elizabethe the only female here? Seriously? You guys scared all the women away again.

Posted by: L, elle at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (0PiQ4)

156 >>Sucks. Not gonna cry in my beer though Fuck that. Cry like a man. Then refill your beer, and tell their funniest stories and laugh your ass off. Repeat until the beer is gone.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (jIaZt)

157

That's a whole lot of crazy in a plus-sized package. I suspect it will ultimately have a sad and ugly ending.

You should show greater sensitivity to Manatee-Americans.

But, having said that, I think we can safely presume anything involving this bitch has "ugly" pretty much baked into the cake.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (IDSI7)

158 Oh, a couple weeks ago, one ran straight into me at ludicrous speed.

I saw that. The ending explosion in mid-air about your wife is one of the great Intertubes moments of our time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (ltdV/)

159 58 Memorial Day? Whut dat? http://tinyurl.com/pdodn4q Behold, those whom hold as much sway in this country as you do. Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 10:30 PM (Wl/Ht) That guy also has another video where he's circulating a petition to repeal the Second Amendment. He says stuff like, "Once we get the Second Amendment repealed, then we can kick down peoples' doors and confiscate their guns." And everyone's going, "Oh yeah, great idea. Let me sign that."

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

160 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (T1005)

161 Everything he tried to mock me for got turned on him. Bannion was there. He thought he had you with the supermodel thing though, didn't he?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (kMPHf)

162 Barbara Eden: Would no longer hit it, but would bring it a cup of tea.

Posted by: zsasz at May 27, 2013 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

163 Anybody eat those popcorn balls when they were a kid? just a hint for #152

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:46 PM (Wl/Ht)

164 my search cqme up with a bunch of nekkid pics of Sara Boberg-Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team. Holy shit

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

165 147 I thought that said "lumbar reset" and my mind started racing

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 06:46 PM (albkL)

166 >>>the pity is there's nowhere left to run I believe you and the Mrs. have certain training. And that CZ you've been wanting? Buy 2. Just to be sure that's what yours, stays yours, in the days ahead.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 06:46 PM (4Mv1T)

167 In the Pacific, when subs would smuggle arms and gear to the guerrillas in theoccupied Philipines, they would supply them with "I Shall Return" cigarettes, matchbooks, etc. to use for propaganda and keep up moral.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 10:42 PM (I2uSp)

I actually have the matchbox version of one of these. They were passed from hand to hand around the Philippines as tangible proof that the US hadn't given up on the islands and really would return.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 27, 2013 06:46 PM (XkotV)

168 158 Is Elizabethe the only female here? Seriously? You guys scared all the women away again. I recognize a few other ettes here.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:46 PM (doBIb)

169 Women with a list like that always have a friend somewhere with a much shorter list. lol Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 10:39 PM Heh. Equally true and funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

170 Is Elizabethe the only female here? Seriously? You guys scared all the women away again. Posted by: L, elle at May 27, 2013 10:45 PM (0PiQ4) you are here, and NDH.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (qPCAa)

171 Any poker playing morons in eastern PA? Wonder if there is any interest in a Beer and wings game break meetup @ one of our fine casinos...

Posted by: alex® at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (fH4cN)

172 158 elle,

wife has to go voluntary coma...she wants to jog in the morning before going to the shop....

I am gonna read up on Cirillo's notes on ammo effectiveness...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)

173 then just walk around Bardstown.
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One night I camped in a State Park about 1/4 mile from the Heaven Hill Distillery in Bardstown. The fragrance of bourbon wafted over me all night..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

174 He thought he had you with the supermodel thing though, didn't he? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 10:45 PM (kMPHf) I was almost crying I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

175 Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2013 10:45 PM (sdi6R) That's when I subscribed to his channel-2A vid. He goes a bit off the rails sometimes though.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (Wl/Ht)

176 Where did that image at the top come from? Who is the artist?

Posted by: Felt Wrapper at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (ecmD4)

177 Once we get the Second Amendment repealed

There is a flaw in this proposal. I can't quite lay my finger on it....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:47 PM (ltdV/)

178 He says stuff like, "Once we get the Second Amendment repealed, then we can kick down peoples' doors and confiscate their guns." And everyone's going, "Oh yeah, great idea. Let me sign that."

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2013 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

Of course he misses the point that he's exactly why the founders gave us the 2nd amendment in the first place.

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 06:48 PM (FMbng)

179 well, I guess the polite term is inter-mammary intercourse.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (jIaZt)

Leave it to a Moron to come up with the polite term for that. Nice work. I hope the rest of y'all made it through this weekend with no crazy banimations.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 27, 2013 06:48 PM (/izg2)

180 158 Is Elizabethe the only female here? Seriously? You guys scared all the women away again. What am I; chopped liver?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:48 PM (DoZD+)

181 Wife and Kid One are away, leaving me with Kid Two. So I took him out for barbecue. Now we live in New England, and he was born here, which means we had to have . . . the talk. "Son, hamburgers are not barbecue. They are grilled, but that's not barbecue. Barbecue is slow-cooked. In the Carolinas they cook pork and serve it with a vinegar sauce. If you put tomato sauce on it I believe the Governor of North Carolina is empowered to have you legally caned. In Texas they cook brisket. If you need to use a knife, it's not done yet. In Memphis they cook ribs. You need to know these things. Slapping some god-damned spicy ketchup on something doesn't make it barbecue. Also: if the barbecue place doesn't have at least one autographed photo of a stock-car driver on the wall, it is run by a pack of god-damned Yankee impostors!

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 27, 2013 06:48 PM (qnTbJ)

182 >>Oh, a couple weeks ago, one ran straight into me at ludicrous speed. It was fucking hysterical. Everything he tried to mock me for got turned on him. Bannion was there. I was lurking then, and it was high-larious. Troll: next you're gonna tell me you live in Aruba and have a super model wife. Bannion: actually, close. He lives in Florida and has an nfl cheerleader wife. BC: bwahahaha

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 06:49 PM (jIaZt)

183 169 Tobacco Road,

we are a bit more handy than most.. of course my INF days are long past and wife while savvy is a S-1 jockey.....

main thing is/was I miss trusting my neighbors.....

I am starting to feel about my culture like I felt about Ohio....

"it's peaked"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:49 PM (LRFds)

184 after i dream of jeanie barbara eden should have been spirited away, had her name changed, and never allowed to return to public using any of her previous names. all the wonder of barbara eden in her little genie attire has ben tainted by the old barbara eden.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

185 Holy shit Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT) i know right. How did she stay hidden for so long?

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 06:49 PM (Wl/Ht)

186 What am I; chopped liver? Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 10:48 PM (DoZD+) katya! I missed you upthread. yay!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:49 PM (qPCAa)

187 ahoy!

Aimsurplus has SS-109 on sale for about .60 a round....

That is all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:50 PM (LRFds)

188 What am I; chopped liver?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 10:48 PM (DoZD+)

No honey. You are a gigantic pile of premium pastrami.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:50 PM (ltdV/)

189 apparently elizabethe has a shorter list than the other moronettes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

190 There is a flaw in this proposal. I can't quite lay my finger on it....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 10:47 PM (ltdV/)

Something about cold, dead hands, I believe.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:51 PM (VLG62)

191 corned beef sucks compared to pastrami.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

192 apparently elizabethe has a shorter list than the other moronettes. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:50 PM (Z9EHQ that's not even my real list. my real list is really fucking short.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:51 PM (qPCAa)

193 Chemjeff- If you're driving through Sikeston (Cape Girardeau route) there is a maze a la "The Shining", and best ever dry rub smoked ribs at Dexter BBQ.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at May 27, 2013 06:51 PM (Sptt8)

194 that's not even my real list. my real list is really fucking short. Now you're talking. What's the non-negotiable item?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:52 PM (kMPHf)

195 To Lloyd Burton Haskell, Jr., S/Sgt, USMC; KIA RVN 17 JUL 66.

Semper Fi, Dad.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at May 27, 2013 06:52 PM (8uuSx)

196 corned beef sucks compared to pastrami. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ) yes, but corned beef has the advantage of being really really easy to make at home.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:52 PM (qPCAa)

197 that's not even my real list. my real list is really fucking short. Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:51 PM I always suspected I liked you more than I knew I did.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

198

I'm good with the dinner and the bling, followed by the 2 hour stuff and the dirty...not so much with the rest. I gotta go to work in the morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 27, 2013 06:52 PM (euACX)

199 Of course he misses the point that he's exactly why the founders gave us the 2nd amendment in the first place. Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 10:48 PM (FMbng) The Founders didn't give us rights. They simply recognized those inalienable rights we already have.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 06:52 PM (/YkzI)

200 If you're driving through Sikeston (Cape Girardeau route) there is a maze a la "The Shining", and best ever dry rub smoked ribs at Dexter BBQ.

Because when I think BBQ, I think frozen Jack Nicholson with an ax.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:53 PM (ltdV/)

201 So, we talking mostly meat here tonight? Because we ate sirloin cooked over the campfire two nights ago, and last night was doodle-dogs, aka "the heart stoppers." Of course, Friday was salmon over the fire, because Friday and Catholic. As meat goes, it was a pretty good weekend. And I will leave the double-entendre to someone else.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:53 PM (VLG62)

202 I'm good withthe dinner and the bling, followed by the2 hour stuff and the dirty...not so much with the rest. I gotta go to work in the morning. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 27, 2013 10:52 PM (euACX) so you are of the "throw money at it" school of wooing. good to know.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:53 PM (qPCAa)

203 170 In the Pacific, when subs would smuggle arms and gear to the guerrillas in theoccupied Philipines, they would supply them with "I Shall Return" cigarettes, matchbooks, etc. to use for propaganda and keep up moral.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 10:42 PM (I2uSp)
----------------------

I had a friend (now passed away) who was an Alamo Scout. They did a lot more then hand out matchbooks... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alamo_Scouts

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 06:53 PM (aDwsi)

204 Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 10:49 PM (jIaZt) It was, perhaps, my fav memory here at AoS. Wait, I take that back. Formation of the Club was my favorite. But yeah...."Your IQ makes you a drooling idiot." "Ummm...actually it qualifies me for MENSA." "Well they must not have tested reading comprehension, cause your's sucks." "I scored a perfect 36 out of 36 on the reading portion of the ACT." "Sure, next thing you'll tell me is that you're married to a supermodel and live in Aruba." Bannion "Well....."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

205 yes, but corned beef has the advantage of being really really easy to make at home. Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:52 PM I suppose but I am only interested in their uses on reubens.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

206 One night I camped in a State Park about 1/4 mile from the Heaven Hill Distillery in Bardstown. The fragrance of bourbon wafted over me all night.. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 10:47 PM I know that smell. I'm drinking Heaven Hill vodka as I type. Old habits die hard...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)

207

Maetenloch @ 170

That is way cool.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 06:54 PM (I2uSp)

208 203 The Political hat,

Yup we've already lost the framing fight eh Hat?

You can't "lose" those rights....they are from God...the deal was always "you touch these you're the English you Constitutional fucks"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)

209 that's not even my real list. my real list is really fucking short.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:51 PM (qPCAa)

My list is usually, "Honey, do you want..." and that's all the farther I get before we quit talking and start doing.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:54 PM (VLG62)

210 >>>If you put tomato sauce on it I believe the Governor of North Carolina is empowered to have you legally caned. This is only if you live east of the Triad. As such, those in points west are doomed to consume tomato based sauce.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 06:55 PM (4Mv1T)

211 Liberals really are brain-damaged. "We'll fight oppression by giving the government unlimited power!" Do they even listen to themselves? Do they even think?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 27, 2013 06:55 PM (qnTbJ)

212 I actually have the matchbox version of one of these. They were passed from hand to hand around the Philippines as tangible proof that the US hadn't given up on the islands and really would return.

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at May 27, 2013 10:46 PM (XkotV)

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We won't even defend our own ambassadors now.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 06:55 PM (m0NNN)

213 189 Of course he misses the point that he's exactly why the founders gave us the 2nd amendment in the first place.

This.

Posted by: The Third Horesman Of The Apocalypse at May 27, 2013 10:49 PM (vbh31)

The First Second and Third Amendments all exist because the "legitimate" government of the time had done/attempted to do everything they protect against.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 06:55 PM (LI48c)

214 This feels like the coldest Memorial Day I can remember. Had to put extra clothes on. Kind of freaky. Keep forgetting what month it is, since it feels like Autumn.

Posted by: Baldy at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (tyDFN)

215 What's the non-negotiable item? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 10:52 PM (kMPHf) If I told you, then it wouldn't count.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (qPCAa)

216 We won't even defend our own ambassadors now. Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 10:55 PM (m0NNN) Defend? We actively deny them support and assistance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (GEICT)

217 In that picture of the Langer-Simons person, I just realized that she's wearing a "Take Back the Night" t-shirt.

Yeah. As if I didn't have plenty of reasons to dislike her already, she has to go ahead and wear a shirt devoted to that dumbass campaign. If people who take part in "Take Back the Night" marches really wanted to take back the night, they'd rename it to "Take Back the Night... With a Bang!" and make the logo a picture of a hand holding a gun and pointing it at a rapist's crotch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (CA2NO)

218 "naked crossbow" was a wonderful idea. While doing my due diligence on the many pictures of Sarah Boberg, there was an image for the "ArbalÃ©te Thunder", so I think I know what side of the longbow-crossbow debate Arbalest comes down on.

Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (FcR7P)

219 You start by talking, then a long walk on the beach, then some dinner and dancing. then buy me some jewelry, then cuddling during a romantic comedy.

I'm happy if he washes the dishes or gives the kids a bath. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat other stuff.

Posted by: no good deed at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (mjR67)

220 I'm stuffed with pulled pork bbq, brisket and red slaw.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2013 06:56 PM (K3B0+)

221 MWR!!

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:57 PM (doBIb)

222 185 isn't that the dummy who was telling me I should become a democrat?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 27, 2013 06:57 PM (/y16L)

223 'Night, all. Happy meat-dreams.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 27, 2013 06:57 PM (qnTbJ)

224 199 To Lloyd Burton Haskell, Jr., S/Sgt, USMC; KIA RVN 17 JUL 66.

Semper Fi, Dad.
Posted by: Al Shabbah
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Crap. I never know what to say..., the words just aren't there, or I can't find them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

225 Do they even listen to themselves? Do they even think?

"Barack Obama is a light working, integrative complexity master."

So, no.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 06:57 PM (pg7Wo)

226 218 This feels like the coldest Memorial Day I can remember. Had to put extra clothes on. Kind of freaky. Keep forgetting what month it is, since it feels like Autumn.

Posted by: Baldy at May 27, 2013 10:56 PM (tyDFN)

'bout froze my tits off this weekend camping, but it's great for the snuggly stuff in the camper after the boy goes to sleep.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 06:57 PM (VLG62)

227 If I told you, then it wouldn't count. Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:56 PM and therin lies the rub my dear morons. she has one thng on her list, however, since you have no idea what it is you are going to have to do all of the nonsense on that other list of delusions to get to it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

228 Night, all. Happy meat-dreams. Posted by: Trimegistus at May 27, 2013 10:57 PM (qnTbJ) good night Hermes! or are you a different Trimegistus?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (qPCAa)

229 If I told you, then it wouldn't count. Trial and error works. Some if the greatest discoveries in s uncle were based on trial and error. Or sheer dumb luck.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (kMPHf)

230 So, the Danish govt. ceased underwater drilling because of the discovery of mermaids?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (DoZD+)

231 Hey! MWR! It's the ONT, don't you folks think we need a dirty limerick from the Poet Laureate of the Horde?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

232 Damn ipad

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (kMPHf)

233 Not Danish-I think Swedish.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (DoZD+)

234 S uncle?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 06:58 PM (doBIb)

235 and therin lies the rub my dear morons. she has one thng on her list, however, since you have no idea what it is you are going to have to do all of the nonsense on that other list of delusions to get to it. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:58 PM (Z9EHQ) this man has good insight into the minds of wymmins.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 06:59 PM (qPCAa)

236 "Take Back the Night... With a Bang!" and make the logo a picture of a hand holding a gun and pointing it at a rapist's crotch.

Nothing takes back the night like muzzle flash.

Posted by: no good deed at May 27, 2013 06:59 PM (mjR67)

237 234 Katya,

insert witty double entendre about drilling mermaids....

thanks tip the waitress

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)

238 >>>corned beef sucks compared to pastrami. Posted by: yankeefifth I like both, but a great pastrami sandwich, in my book, rates right up there with Eastern NC Barbecue. And that's saying something.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (4Mv1T)

239 Trial and error works. Some if the greatest discoveries in s uncle were based on trial and error. Or sheer dumb luck. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 10:58 PM (kMPHf) it is true. If you stumble upon it in the first five minutes, I will not make you jump through all the other hoops. Also, I don't really care about the jewelry.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (qPCAa)

240 It was actually in the 70's in Anchorage this weekend, but 50's in Wisconsin, where I was. Sometimes this global warmening confuses me terribly.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (VLG62)

241 Here's the "Repeal the Second Amendment" video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2diNojgJF9c Note how he keeps saying that it will get the legal guns off the street, but the criminals can still keep their guns. The doofuses keep signing it anyway. The best part is at the 2:00 mark, when two lovely young ladies refuse to sign. I wonder if they were packing?

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

242 242 Prezn'it Waffles,

"Watch this drive"

//Giggles the SCOAMF

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (LRFds)

243 It wasn't politically expedient. Posted by: Prez'nit Waffles 'n Bits at May 27, 2013 10:59 PM (vbh31) Fuck you with your wife's dick you fucking coward.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

244 221 In that picture of the Langer-Simons person, I just realized that she's wearing a "Take Back the Night" t-shirt.
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I am amused by the Slut-Walkers. Nothing says "Respect Me" more than dressing like a slut and parading. Actually, it is a little like the Ghey Pride parades..., not a lot to be proud of at those events.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

245 after i dream of jeanie barbara eden should have been spirited away, had her name changed, and never allowed to return to public using any of her previous names. all the wonder of barbara eden in her little genie attire has ben tainted by the old barbara eden.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yeah no kidding. It was like reliving the horror of the old naked women in the bathroom scene in "The Shining".

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 07:01 PM (FMbng)

246 It's the ONT, don't you folks think we need a dirty limerick from the Poet Laureate of the Horde? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT) yes!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:01 PM (qPCAa)

247 Also, I don't really care about the jewelry.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 11:00 PM (qPCAa)

I may not demand jewelry, but I probably won't turn it down, either.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 07:01 PM (VLG62)

248 btw, the memorial day ont just isn't the same without sassy, pgis, atc and of course the legendary rum

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 27, 2013 07:01 PM (/y16L)

249 insert witty double entendre about drilling mermaids... Yeah but where? Eh. I'll stick with the inner mammary... Nevermind.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 07:01 PM (zc45R)

250 The Founders didn't give us rights. They simply recognized those inalienable rights we already have.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 10:52 PM (/YkzI)

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It's supposed to be governments job, through the Constitution, to protect those rights. It's supposed to do nothing else.

I'm getting angry all over again. Quick! I need to see some boobehs.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:02 PM (m0NNN)

251 I like both, but a great pastrami sandwich, in my book, rates right up there with Eastern NC Barbecue.

And that's saying something. Posted by: Tobacco Road
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Um....,

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:02 PM (aDwsi)

252

While doing my due diligence on the many pictures of Sarah Boberg, there was an image for the "ArbalÃ©te Thunder", so I think I know what side of the longbow-crossbow debate Arbalest comes down on.

You do know that "arbalest" is another name for a crossbow, right? Or am I just missing the joke?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2013 07:02 PM (NUjTM)

253 it is true. If you stumble upon it in the first five minutes, I will not make you jump through all the other hoops. Sounds like a plan. :::: now if I were a female academic what would trip my trigger :::: I know! I'll always fill in for you at Faculty Senate meetings!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:02 PM (kMPHf)

254 since it is memorial day shouldn't someone give out their home address and threaten to fight anyone who happens to disagree with him about anything?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

255 That mermaid's a nice piece of tail.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2013 07:02 PM (9+vDU)

256 >>251 It's the ONT, don't you folks think we need a dirty limerick from the Poet Laureate of the Horde? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT) yes! Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 11:01 PM (qPCAa) Seconded. Or probably thirded or fourthed because I'm slow.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (jIaZt)

257 the legendary rum

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 27, 2013 11:01 PM (/y16L)

Yeah, where the hell is rum?

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (VLG62)

258 253 NCJ,

Indeed....

to friends absent who fell too early, and Hordemates who have moved on to happier lives.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)

259 This feels like the coldest Memorial Day I can remember.

I went to see the Nats play the Phils Friday night and froze several pieces of my anatomy. Luckily, I keep them numbered for just such an emergency.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (IsF93)

260 Playlist Memorial Day of videos, including many swiped from here, thanks, linked at nic. Re the pic up top: I did not serve. I and my family are those folks on the topside. I've always known peace, and I am aware of the price.

Posted by: mindful webworker at the end of the day at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (U13jb)

261 What's the betting Clinton took a run at Jeannie?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (Bxa7y)

262 It's supposed to be governments job, through the Constitution, to protect those rights. It's supposed to do nothing else.
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Defend the shores
Print the money
Deliver the mail

That pretty much covers it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

263

pastrami cannot even rate next to a corned beef and spicy mustard sammich

what the hell is wrong with you people?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 27, 2013 07:03 PM (/y16L)

264 There once was a man from Nantucket....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (kMPHf)

265 Son corrected me - It's Iceland. And the mermaids look just like the Creature From the Black Lagoon except with a tail instead of legs.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (DoZD+)

266 >yes, but corned beef has the advantage of being really really easy to make at home. Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 10:52 PM I suppose but I am only interested in their uses on reubens. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:53 PM (Z9EHQ) Saturday I had a Reuben sandwich at The Buffalo Bar in Idaho Springs. They make their corned beef from buffalo brisket

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (8sCoq)

267 >>>What's the non-negotiable item? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 10:52 PM (kMPHf) If I told you, then it wouldn't count. --------------------------------------------------------- A bath?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (4Mv1T)

268

yankeefifth @ 259

I'd like to disagree with you in the strongest possible manner!

It's duck season!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (I2uSp)

269 ok well voluntary coma time...

night-o all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (LRFds)

270 A bath? Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 11:04 PM (4Mv1T) that's for after.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (qPCAa)

271 and therin lies the rub my dear morons. she has one thng on her list, however, since you have no idea what it is you are going to have to do all of the nonsense on that other list of delusions to get to it. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:58 PM (Z9EHQ) Hmm...wondering if I should keep my mouth shut... ...but it IS the Memorial Day ONT... ...oh, the hell with it... Yankeefifth Johnson is right.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (5J54Q)

272 The Q I had was smoked with pecan wood and cherry wood, I think. Excellent combo.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2013 07:04 PM (K3B0+)

273 259 since it is memorial day shouldn't someone give out their home address and threaten to fight anyone who happens to disagree with him about anything? Posted by: yankeefifth
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If I were to do that, Mrs. Hammer would insist on cleaning the house..., in case someone stops by unexpectedly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

274 Saturday I had a Reuben sandwich at The Buffalo Bar in Idaho Springs. They make their corned beef from buffalo brisket Posted by: Jones in CO at May 27, 2013 11:04 PM (8sCoq) hmmm... I think they sell buffalo brisket at the Whole Foods here.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:05 PM (qPCAa)

275 corned beef is pastrami's semi-retarded, ugly, half brother who wets the bed, picks his nose and was sodimized with a soccer cleat by the girls wrestling team in the teachers lounge. again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

276

It was, perhaps, my fav memory here at AoS. Wait, I take that back. Formation of the Club was my favorite.

But yeah...."Your IQ makes you a drooling idiot."

"Ummm...actually it qualifies me for MENSA."

"Well they must not have tested reading comprehension, cause your's sucks."

"I scored a perfect 36 out of 36 on the reading portion of the ACT."

"Sure, next thing you'll tell me is that you're married to a supermodel and live in Aruba."

Bannion "Well....."

Here Bcochran, enjoy the memory. http://minx.cc/?post=339884

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:05 PM (LI48c)

277 Yankeefifth, I just threw out a casino meet up in PA for poker morons', so we could beat up each others' bankrolls....

Posted by: alex® at May 27, 2013 07:06 PM (fH4cN)

278 If I were to do that, Mrs. Hammer would insist on cleaning the house..., in case someone stops by unexpectedly If you really were to do that, we'd have to refer to you as "Mike H@mmer".

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:06 PM (doBIb)

279 You do know that "arbalest" is another name for a crossbow, right? I do now.

Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2013 07:06 PM (FcR7P)

280

i'm out to play taxi guy to pay for my new watch

while the boss is away i'm going to spend like a drunken sailor

be civil and to the above mentioned ettes and the great editor wherever you are.....THIS HAZELNUT COFFEE IS FOR YOU

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 27, 2013 07:06 PM (/y16L)

281

Jones in CO!

I've eaten there before. Son of a gun. Colorado is a great state, if you could just get rid of that Hickenlooper cat and his fellow travelers.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:07 PM (I2uSp)

282 Discovery is running the Mermaid Documentary again if anyone is interested in something different.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 07:07 PM (DoZD+)

283 http://tinyurl.com/pezxz9c Tommy Robinson has something to say.

Posted by: Jack at May 27, 2013 07:07 PM (Zv1QB)

284 Yeah, where the hell is rum?
Posted by: tcn
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It's in the reg's, I'm pretty sure..., we were promised rum

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:07 PM (aDwsi)

285 Yankeefifth Johnson is right.

Eight years after I first found this place and you guys still make me snort out loud.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:07 PM (IsF93)

286 Evening, all - and thanks to all who gave their all for me and mine. Work's a bit busy, so I'll be lurking and checking every few hours. Can't wait to see the wreckage at the end.

Posted by: sithkhan at May 27, 2013 07:08 PM (qWAB9)

287 It's duck season! Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense the hell you say!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

288 harleycowboy, thanks for clickin' through... comments are the life-blood of the blogger IRL, I've been quoting some kick-ass carbon-fiber parts for Harley-Davidson for a bike they have coming up in 2016. It's wicked cool.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2013 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

289 >Colorado is a great state, if you could just get rid of that Hickenlooper cat and his fellow travelers. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 11:07 PM (I2uSp) I'm going to rid CO of myself instead tired of all this fucking snow

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 27, 2013 07:08 PM (8sCoq)

290 Word of warning: the main scientist talking about mermaids is a NOAA hack.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (DoZD+)

291 It's rabbit season!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (9+vDU)

292 Nothing to say, really. Sacrifice was made, willingly. Two sons took up the banner when they were able, One an AF Zoomie/Wing Nut and the other a USMC Leatherneck/Jarhead. The Zoomie had one son in the Army, 11B Infantry, 101st Air Assault, Rakasan, Afghan vet, and another in the AF - Firefighter, currently deployed in the Sandbox somewhere. The Leatherneck had another Leatherneck (another Afghan vet), every Marine a Rifleman.

It's enough just to acknowledge. I drink a toast twice a year to those that served and made it and those that served and didn't.

The Moron Horde is something that is Truly Good. May God bless you all.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (8uuSx)

293 Dude, where is all the dirty talk? I have to sign off soon.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (qPCAa)

294 Watching Where Eagles Dare on AMC. Forgot how much I love this movie.

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (fOFYL)

295 rode the bike over Squaw Pass Saturday still winter up there- Echo Lake still frozen over

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (8sCoq)

296 Ah, the infamous Memorial Day ONT.

The HQ, come for the snark...stay for the filth.

Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (TCy/B)

297 288 Discovery is running the Mermaid Documentary again if anyone is interested in something different. Mermaids, really? *sighs*. Ancient Aliens would be preferable to Mermaids.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (JqnAE)

298 It's the moron bat signal! Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 10:37 PM (doBIb) I laughed so loud at that, CW Jr. came in here to ask what was going on.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 27, 2013 07:09 PM (5J54Q)

299 So in memory of that episode, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So NOW we can have fun with asparagus? Or do the 'Ron's want to revisit the circumcision discussion?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:10 PM (JAcai)

300

Alright you crack smoking donkey fuckers, I hope your weekend was as good as mine. Well, except for this afternoon which sucked for me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:10 PM (lr3d7)

301 >>>If I were to do that, Mrs. Hammer would insist on cleaning the house..., in case someone stops by unexpectedly. Posted by: Mike Hammer Too funny. Mine too. Stepford wife, mine is. I take the bad with the good. And there's a lot of good. (This should get something started here tonight)

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:10 PM (4Mv1T)

302 If I were to do that, Mrs. Hammer would insist on cleaning the house..., in case someone stops by unexpectedly. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 11:05 PM my sister always cleans her house the day before the cleaning lady comes so she will not think she is a slob.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

303 The HQ, come for the snark...stay for the filth. Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2013 11:09 PM (TCy/B) hi mpfs! yay!

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:10 PM (qPCAa)

304 Hey y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:11 PM (AkdCZ)

305 Thanks buzzion! Always amusing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

306 259 since it is memorial day shouldn't someone give out their home address and threaten to fight anyone who happens to disagree with him about anything?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

That wasn't an ONT and it was in August.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:11 PM (LI48c)

307 Dude, where is all the dirty talk? I have to sign off soon. Post a boobeh pic. It will be like tossing a match on the Kansas prairie in July.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:11 PM (kMPHf)

308 so is the thread where I tell you all my real thoughts

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 27, 2013 07:11 PM (8sCoq)

309 So NOW we can have fun with asparagus? Or do the 'Ron's want to revisit the circumcision discussion? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:10 PM (JAcai) asparagus don't seem like they would be much fun.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 07:11 PM (qPCAa)

310 So NOW we can have fun with asparagus? Or do the 'Ron's want to revisit the circumcision discussion? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:10 PM (JAcai) Those two sentences, in conjunction, are possibly the most disturbing thing I've read here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)

311 259 since it is memorial day shouldn't someone give out their home address and threaten to fight anyone who happens to disagree with him about anything? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ) That wasn't an ONT and it was in August. Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 11:11 PM are you looking for my address or something?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

312 That wasn't an ONT and it was in August.

You have offended my sacred honor. Or something.

Prepare to defend yourself.

Longbows at dawn.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:12 PM (RubvK)

313

I'm a Plankowner (member of commissioning crew) of the USS ALASKA SSBN 732, presently retired from our Submarine Force.

as to the new Spanish 'state of the art' boats: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Idiots. Even my basic understanding of Naval Architecture and submarine design informs me that the volume of the boat determines total available bouyancy, and reminds me I need to keep track of much much weight I load into the volume . . .

. . . net reserve bouyancy (a fundamental design consideration!) was a serious issue for the LA (68 class, as Rickover ate up a lot of space / weight for the relatively large engineering plant.

this is the sub version of the 'Spruce Goose,' an airplane too heavy to be capable of normal flight.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 27, 2013 07:13 PM (DiQnH)

314 Mr. president shares his thoughts on Memorial Day. http://tinyurl.com/nqebdho calm down ladies... And some guys

Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 27, 2013 07:13 PM (Wl/Ht)

315 I used to glance at ONT and not post anything, even though I have been on the blog here since 2007 or 2008. I have only participated in posts in the past few months, but I don't know why. What happened four years ago? BC1981, etc -congratulations! Carol

Posted by: CarolT at May 27, 2013 07:14 PM (z4WKX)

316 Word of warning: the main scientist talking about mermaids is a NOAA hack.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 27, 2013 11:09 PM (DoZD+)

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Well, damn! That really makes the existence of mermaids unbelievable.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:14 PM (m0NNN)

317

We drove up over Cottonwood Pass two years ago in late June, and it had just opened then. Still a a lot of snow up there. Winter is a long time going in the High Country.

We drove over the pass to Durango a few days later, and it was snowing then.

And there were people camping up there by the lake on the other side.

And it's duck season, dammit!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:14 PM (I2uSp)

318 I gave out my address a couple of nights ago. Actually was a google maps arrow to my office.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:15 PM (AkdCZ)

319 Mermaids, really? *sighs*.
Ancient Aliens would be preferable to Mermaids.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 11:09 PM (JqnAE)
Ancient pyramid building mermaids who left their seed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2013 07:15 PM (Quyce)

320 and another thing, where the fuck is MissTammy? do I have to fire you the effin, scratch that, the fucking MissTammy signal for her tor pull herself off of Thor and slide her ginger ass in here to make sassy and insightful comments?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

321 And it's duck season, dammit!

It's rabbit season. And he does not have to shoot you now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:16 PM (RubvK)

322 325 I gave out my address a couple of nights ago. Actually was a google maps arrow to my office.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 11:15 PM (AkdCZ)

But did you threaten to Joe Biden anyone through the door if they showed up?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:16 PM (LI48c)

323 as long as I am at it, where the fuck is Peaches? She needs to grab a case of beer and some tacos and sashay her petite posterior over to a keyboard and start kicking some ass. fuck

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

324 Those two sentences, in conjunction, are possibly the most disturbing thing I've read here. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 Tranny Joan was much much more disturbing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:16 PM (JAcai)

325 Too funny. Mine too. Stepford wife, mine is. I take the bad with the good. And there's a lot of good.
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Yeah, well the problem is, I get stuck with latrine duty. You'd think it was a fucking IG inspection.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

326 Bomber,
How are ya?
Staying safe?

Posted by: mpfs at May 27, 2013 07:17 PM (TCy/B)

327 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ) I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (qPCAa)

328

as long as I am at it, where the fuck is Peaches? She needs to grab a case of beer and some tacos and sashay her petite posterior over to a keyboard and start kicking some ass.

You're supposed to say it three times to make her appear.

"Where the fuck is Peaches?

Where the fuck is Peaches?

Where the fuck is Peaches?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (lr3d7)

329 And it's duck season, dammit! Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 11:14 PM (I2uSp) Son, everyone knows it's baseball season!

Posted by: A tall grey rabbit with an obviously fake mustache at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (5J54Q)

330 Howdy everyone. Probably won't stay long tonight, back to the grind tomorrow.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (U22Yw)

331 Those two sentences, in conjunction, are possibly the most disturbing thing I've read here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013

Tranny Joan was much much more disturbing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:16 PM (JAcai)

Sorry, the Ewok in Chief and his ummm...self-pleasuring habits trumps everything forever under the heading of disturbing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (IsF93)

332 The sad part about 78yo Barbara Eden is, she was introducing Bill Clinton. (Breitbart link in nic.)

Posted by: mindful webworker peeking in the top of the bottle at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (U13jb)

333 EC- Bat signal- funny. as. hell. Do it again.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

334 I Want A Girl (Just Like The Girl That Shagged Dear Old Dad in a 1917 Parisian Cafe)

Posted by: Barbershop at May 27, 2013 07:18 PM (I88Jc)

335 I gave out my address a couple of nights ago. Actually was a google maps arrow to my office.
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I would worry too much, most of teh dipshits are helpless without something a GPS can interpret. Wait..., you didn't include Lat/Long, did you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

336 The 'ettes are all at their secret Memorial Day Meetup and Pillowfight.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:19 PM (lr3d7)

337 Sorry, the Ewok in Chief and his ummm...self-pleasuring habits trumps everything forever under the heading of disturbing. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 11:18 PM (IsF93) Oh come on. It's not rape-rape, it's garbage-rape.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

338 ...It's ok, honey, the usual ONT rules are suspended!

Posted by: mojo at May 27, 2013 07:19 PM (B/weO)

339 Rabbit season and duck season are concurrent here. Rabbits in the garden, ducks in the cement pond. Boom!

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (Sptt8)

340 Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:18 PM (lr3d7) Does that work for atc too?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (qPCAa)

341 >>> But did you threaten to Joe Biden anyone through the door if they showed up?

No shotgun here.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (AkdCZ)

342 Mermaids? ''Cabin In The Woods' shows their not as cute as expected. Based on a true story ya know.

Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (Wl/Ht)

343 The 'ettes are all at their secret Memorial Day Meetup and Pillowfight What's the URL to the webcam?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (doBIb)

344 The 'ettes are all at their secret Memorial Day Meetup and Pillowfight.

We have only heard of this in whispers and legends.

Plus, pics or it never happened.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (ltdV/)

345 Well, time for bed. Have a dirty sexy time y'all. Take pictures.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 27, 2013 07:20 PM (jIaZt)

346 >>>Yeah, well the problem is, I get stuck with latrine duty. You'd think it was a fucking IG inspection. Posted by: Mike Hammer Brothers in arms, my friend. I scrubbed toilets yesterday, 'cause I just do it better.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:21 PM (4Mv1T)

347 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:21 PM (JAcai)

348 Nite DC!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

349 What's the URL to the webcam? Www.ette69.biz

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:21 PM (kMPHf)

350 Ancient pyramid building mermaids who left their seed. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2013 11:15 PM (Quyce) Who made the ancient populaces of Egypt worship cats...it's all so clear now! Does the treachery of the ancient alien mermaids know no bounds? How long will mankind struggle to remove their heavy boots from our necks?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 07:21 PM (JqnAE)

351 343 The 'ettes are all at their secret Memorial Day Meetup and Pillowfight. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:19 PM (lr3d7) Dammit. Anna should be here too

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:21 PM (qPCAa)

352 354 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (JAcai) I actually have never been present at such an event of yours. So........

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)

353 EC- Bat signal- funny. as. hell. Do it again. When are we meeting up again? We need to talk about BBQ and stuff that goes pew pew.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:22 PM (doBIb)

354 The 'ettes are all at their secret Memorial Day Meetup and Pillowfight. Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:19 PM so you are saying MissTammy and Peaches are n short little nighties with fake fur trim giggling and hitting each other with pillows until the room is full of feathers floating everywhere and the collapse giggling and breathless into each others arms and and and and and and and and and and - is that what you are saying? brb

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

355 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (JAcai)

Ahem.

YES.

And "morons."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:22 PM (IsF93)

356 >>> I would worry too much, most of teh dipshits are helpless without something a GPS can interpret. Wait..., you didn't include Lat/Long, did you?

I'm not too worried.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:22 PM (AkdCZ)

357 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM ( 1. do you have to ask? 2. yeah

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

358 Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (4Mv1T) Guys should always clean the toilet, you are the ones who make it dirty.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:23 PM (qPCAa)

359 12-digit grid coords?

Posted by: Al Shabbah at May 27, 2013 07:23 PM (8uuSx)

360 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM ( more appropriately, should you ever not go to the computer and get one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

361 Dammit.

Anna should be here too

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (qPCAa)

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She was here earlier.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:23 PM (m0NNN)

362 362 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (JAcai) Tell me....why do your boobs destroy?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:24 PM (doBIb)

363 Guys should always clean the toilet, you are the ones who make it dirty. Posted by: Elizabethe
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It's that eastern NC barbecue....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

364 While I am always in awe on Memorial Day--or any day--of the sacrifices our armed forces have made, and make, to keep America safe, part of me is angry that all that blood was spilled so that human trash like Bill Ayers, Bill Clinton, Valerie Jarrett, Anthony Weiner can strut and preen as they plot America's destruction.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2013 07:24 PM (xjpRj)

365 Anna is prolly playing never winter. Chemjeff go log on and tell her to get her ass over here.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:25 PM (qPCAa)

366 mind you, 23 May 2009 was Memorial Day Saturday . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2013 07:25 PM (QTHTd)

367 >>>When are we meeting up again? We need to talk about BBQ and stuff that goes pew pew. Soon. I am gathering my nerves for my first 3gun match Saturday in New Hill. I'll consider it a successful day if I don't get disqualified in the first stage for some egregious firearms safety violation. Like shooting the range officer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:25 PM (4Mv1T)

368

Does that work for atc too?

Unfortunately not. I've heard that some have had success by placing a tray's worth of blondies strategically all over the naked body of Kate Upton. However, it is a hit or miss proposition. Sometimes she comes, sometimes she just sends a couple of raptors.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:25 PM (lr3d7)

369 Anna is prolly playing never winter. What?!? When there's an ONT on?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)

370 Bomber, "I gave out my address a couple of nights ago. Actually was a google maps arrow to my office."

I ordered a pizza, beer, and two strippers for you -- did they make it?

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 07:26 PM (CMlD4)

371 Like shooting the range officer. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 11:25 PM (4Mv1T) Now that would be doing it Moron style.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

372 372
BeckoningChasm -- Don't get me started

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

373 Are you of the body?

Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 27, 2013 07:27 PM (U82Km)

374 Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 11:24 PM (doBIb) You've never watched South Park, have you?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 07:27 PM (JqnAE)

375 so far this is all pretty tame

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 27, 2013 07:27 PM (8sCoq)

376 I'll consider it a successful day if I don't get disqualified in the first stage for some egregious firearms safety violation. Good luck!

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:27 PM (doBIb)

377 371 Guys should always clean the toilet, you are the ones who make it dirty. Posted by: Elizabethe ---------------- It's that eastern NC barbecue.... Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 11:24 PM (aDwsi) I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for eight years and not once did I have to clean pee off the outside of the toilet.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:28 PM (qPCAa)

378 actually have never been present at such an event of yours. So........ Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:22 P Alright gimme a minute here. Maybe we can send out the Gushks boob signal too

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:28 PM (JAcai)

379 381 Are you of the body? Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 27, 2013 11:27 PM (U82Km) Depends. Whose body? What's her cup size? Ginger? What's her opinion on boots?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)

380 299 Dude, where is all the dirty talk? I have to sign off soon.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 27, 2013 11:09 PM (qPCAa)

That kitchen is filthy!

*runs and hides*

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:28 PM (BBWjt)

381 Anna is prolly playing never winter.

What?!? When there's an ONT on?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 11:25 PM (doBIb)

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See? See? Those damned computer games are a dangerous distraction to more important things.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:28 PM (m0NNN)

382 Aight. I have to be coherent tomorrow. Ya'll call the fire department before the flames get to the third story.

And Bebe? Put big flashy links on anything that you might do of...interest.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 27, 2013 07:29 PM (k7N5n)

383 Guys should always clean the toilet, you are the ones who make it dirty. Posted by: Elizabethe I always assumed that is why all those bras were hanging in the shower.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

384 TR--Cripes...., wasn't it down your way that the guy in charge of clearing guns at a gun show actually fired one?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

385 I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for eight years and not once did I have to clean pee off the outside of the toilet.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone

Ah, now we know what is not negotiable.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:29 PM (I2uSp)

386 >>> I ordered a pizza, beer, and two strippers for you -- did they make it?

Not yet, but stuff usually takes awhile.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:30 PM (AkdCZ)

387 actually have never been present at such an event of yours. So........ Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:22 P -------------- Alright gimme a minute here. Maybe we can send out the Gushks boob signal too Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:28 PM (JAcai) Now we're talking. See what I do for you people???? Are you not entertained?!?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

388 I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for eight years and not once did I have to clean pee off the outside of the toilet. I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for six years and not once did I have to clean blood off of any part of the toilet. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:30 PM (kMPHf)

389 women so clutter bathrooms with their paraphernalia, it's a wonder we can find the toilet. I piss in the general direction of your potpourri bowl!

Posted by: Barbershop pole at May 27, 2013 07:30 PM (I88Jc)

390 Nitpicking aside, I commend Maet for pointing out that most of us Brits did NOT vote for this shit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2013 07:30 PM (QTHTd)

391 363 >>> I would worry too much, most of teh dipshits are helpless without something a GPS can interpret. Wait..., you didn't include Lat/Long, did you? I'm not too worried. Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 11:22 PM (AkdCZ) I checked it out on Google Earth. I doubt very many people will try to track you down there.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2013 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

392 392 TR--Cripes...., wasn't it down your way that the guy in charge of clearing guns at a gun show actually fired one? Some dumbass didn't clear his shotgun before taking it to the show.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:31 PM (doBIb)

393 So before you eat asparagus, do you circumcise it first?

Posted by: chemjeff, getting the party started at May 27, 2013 07:31 PM (BBWjt)

394 I lived alone for six years and not once did I have to clean blood off of any part of the toilet.
You never eat Mexican?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2013 07:31 PM (9+vDU)

395 >>>I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for eight years and not once did I have to clean pee off the outside of the toilet. When my oldest son went off to school, we thought there HAD to be a sewer leak in his bathroom, it was SO bad. Turns out it was just bad aim.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (4Mv1T)

396

Like shooting the range officer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 11:25 PM (4Mv1T)

Now that would be doing it Moron style.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:26 PM (GEICT)

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Shoot the range officer and declare yourself the winner. Who's going to argue?

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (m0NNN)

397 Tell me....why do your boobs destroy? Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 11:24 PM (doBIb) They're big? I dunno, you tell me why boobehs destroy the male mind.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (JAcai)

398 I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for six years and not once did I have to clean blood off of any part of the toilet. Jus' sayin' Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 11:30 PM (kMPHf) Nor did I ever have to pull what looked like a Wookie out of my shower drain.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (GEICT)

399 327 and another thing, where the fuck is MissTammy? do I have to fire you the effin, scratch that, the fucking MissTammy signal for her tor pull herself off of Thor and slide her ginger ass in here to make sassy and insightful comments?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 11:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

IIRC, MissTammy is currently enjoying her man, and may be a little too Thor to be commenting.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (T1005)

400 370 362 Sigh, do I have to get out the laptop and pull up a boobeh pic? Don't you guys have any of them bookmarked?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (JAcai)

Tell me....why do your boobs destroy?

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 11:24 PM (doBIb)

Awh-Tah... Awh-Tah!

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (LI48c)

401 I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for eight years and not once did I have to clean pee off the outside of the toilet. Posted by: Elizabethe
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I've been lobbying for a urinal in there for years..., if I ever build a house that is first thing on the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (aDwsi)

402 You never eat Mexican? Cast iron stomach. Titanium GI tract.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (kMPHf)

403 I am not even talking about that. I lived alone for six years and not once did I have to clean blood off of any part of the toilet. Jus' sayin' Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 11:30 PM (kMPHf) Dude, yuck. I've never had to do that either.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:32 PM (qPCAa)

404 I think the picture of Meghan Lanker-Simons has depressed the normal ONT mojo ... no Anna, commenters not entertained ... That's a whole lot of crazy in a plus-sized package.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2013 07:33 PM (Z5Bkb)

405 399 Gated community with a strong neighborhood watch program.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:33 PM (AkdCZ)

406 Capt Mike, scope creep -- the later boats in the series are larger with more toys. The customer decided they wanted all the toys on the larger (longer) boats on the first boat. So, the builder has to make it bigger.

I suspect the whole story was spun by a mid-level manager who realized the tarting up the first boat was stupid, but couldn't get the brass and politicos upstairs to back off. Rather then lengthening the boat, I suspect the toy list will be trimmed.

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 07:33 PM (CMlD4)

407 Dude, yuck. I've never had to do that either. You're the exception then.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (kMPHf)

408 Spanish ships always did have a problem with that 'floating' thing

Posted by: Sir F. Drake at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (QTHTd)

409 405 Tell me....why do your boobs destroy? Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 11:24 PM (doBIb) They're big? I dunno, you tell me why boobehs destroy the male mind. I prefer the term "short circuit" because that's exactly what happens. A man can be deep in thought or in a complex discussion when the sight of boobs suddenly causes the same thing as throwing a rod into the spokes of a bicycle.

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (doBIb)

410 To all those who want teh boobehs, I quote General Suggestion 12: On the approach of any offer of a boobeh flash, assume a defensive posture and prepare for an attack,

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (JqnAE)

411 Cast iron stomach. Titanium GI tract. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 11:32 PM (kMPHf) Same here. My FIL just shakes his head at what I eat. "Did you just dump habanero hot sauce all over the lasagna??"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)

412 Dang it steal two of the stories I post during the day... geez.

Too bad Jeannie could not blink those excess 100 tons of weight from the Spanish diesel-electric sub.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (w5kAo)

413 Sean, you didn't go to right parties as a young'un.

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (CMlD4)

414 405 Tell me....why do your boobs destroy?
Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 11:24 PM (doBIb)

They're big? I dunno, you tell me why boobehs destroy the male mind.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:32 PM (JAcai)

Technically, yours destroy society. They're very ambitious boobehs.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (LI48c)

415

IIRC, MissTammy is currently enjoying her man, and may be a little too Thor to be commenting.

I see what you did there...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (lr3d7)

416 okay Anna is not on Neverwinter, sorry
don't know where she's at
maybe she is at the Peaches/Tammy pillowfight

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:34 PM (BBWjt)

417 Nor did I ever have to pull what looked like a Wookie out of my shower drain. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
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I've actually installed an aftermarket drain grate. Otherwise, once a year or so I have to go find the snake. As you point out, the stuff retrieved isn't pretty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

418 chemjeff, scroll up 4 posts

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:35 PM (GEICT)

419 Oh, hi Anna!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:36 PM (BBWjt)

420 420 Dang it steal two of the stories I post during the day... geez. Too bad Jeannie could not blink those excess 100 tons of weight from the Spanish diesel-electric sub. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 11:34 PM (w5kAo) Anna!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:36 PM (qPCAa)

421

Speaking of blood... a scene from this weekend:

Her: "Is there any blood? I just came off my period."

Me: "Mmmfff!?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:37 PM (lr3d7)

422 I ordered a pizza, beer, and two strippers for you -- did they make it?

Not yet, but stuff usually takes awhile.
Posted by: Bomber

The pizza order parsed green thru the CoT router, so it should be good :}

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 07:37 PM (CMlD4)

423

Okay, so the genius known as "Anna Puma" is here.

Tammy al-Thor is "indisposed".

So that question remains.....where the hell is Peaches?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:37 PM (I2uSp)

424 well, Alex, isn't that a pleasant surprise

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:37 PM (BBWjt)

425 I ordered a pizza, beer, and two strippers for you -- did they make it? Not yet, but stuff usually takes awhile. Posted by: Bomber did you make it clear that the strippers do not get any of the pizza.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

426 hey Anna at some point we should do a Neverwinter quest or mission or something together

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:38 PM (BBWjt)

427 Did you send them by FedEx? When pizza and strippers absolutely have to get there by the next day?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (I2uSp)

428 Sorry for this, but it was let it out here or from the top of a clock tower:

It was just another Monday
On the ONT
I clicked over
Hoping to see
Some old friends

Instead I found a bunch
Of dirty talk
I was so disturbed
Had to take a walk
Now I know how
Western civilization ends

So break out your potty mouth
Talk about the regions south
Of your belt line

Cause it's the Memorial Day ONT
Where all kinds of perversity
Is just fine

Almost nothing
Is out of line

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (jGsIV)

429 Yeah, but all of Heather Radish destroys society. So advantage, Heather

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (QTHTd)

430 Gated community with a strong neighborhood watch program.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 11:33 PM (AkdCZ)

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Hmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (m0NNN)

431 If the pizza and beer made it, then those aren't the strippers you send to a friend. THOSE strippers eat all the pizza and drink all the beer on the way over.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

432 429 Speaking of blood... a scene from this weekend: Her: "Is there any blood? I just came off my period." Me: "Mmmfff!?" Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:37 PM (lr3d7) Ack!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (qPCAa)

433 hey chemjeff and Elizabethe.

Called it quits on Neverwinter for the night Chemjeff. Going to try and do some writing. Think Merovign is still lurking.

And the only bad thing about Barbara Eden putting her harem outfit, she blinked into existence Bill Clinton. Blink him away please!

Saw today on Neverwinter a guild named 'Sleeping on BarryO' did not ask. Also someone has a companion cleric female named Clinton. What I see on Neverwinter is boggling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:39 PM (w5kAo)

434 One night I camped in a State Park about 1/4 mile from the Heaven Hill Distillery in Bardstown. The fragrance of bourbon wafted over me all night.. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 10:47 PM (aDwsi) Ok but no. Heaven Hill makes nothing but cheap swill and all you smell there is the stink of sour mesh.

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 27, 2013 07:40 PM (RLdcX)

435 you sent the strippers via fedex? I hope you poked some air in the box.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

436 Ok, as much as I'd like to stay Mrs Bannion is giving me that come hither look, and her boobehs are real. And most importantly, physically present. Cochran, I expect a full report in the morning. With linkage.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:40 PM (kMPHf)

437 If they bleed, fuck 'em. If they don't bleed, cut 'em.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Hunt (4 c~nt) at May 27, 2013 07:41 PM (I88Jc)

438 Am I the only damn Ron with a significant other who isn't getting laid???????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

439 Okay, whose poking the box on the strippers?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 07:41 PM (I2uSp)

440 Her: "Is there any blood? I just came off my period." Me: "Mmmfff!?" Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:37 PM (lr3d7) ......... it begins ......

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 07:41 PM (TQOZk)

441 Good night Sean!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:41 PM (qPCAa)

442 Am I the only damn Ron with a significant other who isn't getting laid??????? If you have to ask...

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:42 PM (doBIb)

443 447 Okay, whose poking the box on the strippers?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at.... at May 27, 2013 11:41 PM (I2uSp)

Everyone?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:42 PM (LI48c)

444 435 Did you send them by FedEx? When pizza and strippers absolutely have to get there by the next day? Who needs pizza when there are pizza rolls?! Strippers don't need pizza, they need some doses of Raid - Low Irritant, Fast Kill.

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at May 27, 2013 07:42 PM (JqnAE)

445 Just saw on the television a commercial for the Disney film Planes. Besides the squadron of F4U Corsairs and the Rutan aircraft, what tickled me was seeing a DeHavilland Comet from the 1930s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:42 PM (w5kAo)

446 Ok bannion's gone. We can start now.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:42 PM (qPCAa)

447 >>> Am I the only damn Ron with a significant other who isn't getting laid???????

No, no you're not.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:43 PM (AkdCZ)

448 Well BCochran, according MFM grade rumours from previous ONT you are a chick. So that might be confusing things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:43 PM (w5kAo)

449 ......... it begins ......

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 11:41 PM (TQOZk)

And then I stuck a finger up her butt.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:43 PM (lr3d7)

450 Anna, sure, no problem

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:44 PM (BBWjt)

451 454 Ok bannion's gone. We can start now. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 11:42 PM (qPCAa) lmao

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)

452 446 Am I the only damn Ron with a significant other who isn't getting laid??????? Who needs that silly ritual?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 07:44 PM (JqnAE)

453 456 Well BCochran, according MFM grade rumours from previous ONT you are a chick. So that might be confusing things. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 11:43 PM (w5kAo) Ha. Ha. Ha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)

454 Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:43 PM (lr3d7)

I see where this is going...

Posted by: Automated Teller Machine at May 27, 2013 07:45 PM (BBWjt)

455 Ok bannion's gone. We can start now. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone I can see imma have to slap a bitch. Tomorrow.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 07:45 PM (kMPHf)

456 I have always been a lurker here for many years but I wanted to tell you I really appreciated your Memorial Day weekend material! I often found myself with tears in my eyes looking at the pictures and reading the many different stories about the amazing men who have given their all for this country. We have to make it worth their sacrifice!

Posted by: Kthorton at May 27, 2013 07:45 PM (f6Rct)

457 >>>Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 11:42 PM So lets have it. What's the "non-negotiable"?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

458 Just saw on the television a commercial for the Disney film Planes. Besides the squadron of F4U Corsairs and the Rutan aircraft, what tickled me was seeing a DeHavilland Comet from the 1930s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 11:42 PM (w5kAo)

----------------------------------------------

I saw that earlier. It's a cool trailer.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:45 PM (m0NNN)

459 GEUSS WHAT I FOUND

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 07:45 PM (EbpJY)

460 Anna: DeHavilland Comet from the 1930s. Perhaps the 50's ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2013 07:46 PM (Z5Bkb)

461 So lets have it. What's the "non-negotiable"? Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 11:45 PM telling you what the non-negotiable is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

462 that hate-fuck chick upthread looks like she could devour my roast beef for hours

Posted by: Kaitlyn Hunt (4 c~nt) at May 27, 2013 07:46 PM (I88Jc)

463 467 GEUSS WHAT I FOUND

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:45 PM (EbpJY)

Thorazine?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:46 PM (LI48c)

464 467 GEUSS WHAT I FOUND Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:45 PM (EbpJY) Well not spellcheck obviously. I'm gonna go with "Maui Wowie"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

465 Kthorton, stop lurking and join in!

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (doBIb)

466 CAC spells better than that. It's a trap.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (4Mv1T)

467 >>> Am I the only damn Ron with a significant other who isn't getting laid???????

Dude, its the ONT. The only reason half of us are here is because we cant explain the live-cam chat visa charges from the Philippines. The other half arent married yet.

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (CMlD4)

468 463 Ok bannion's gone. We can start now. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone I can see imma have to slap a bitch. Tomorrow. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2013 11:45 PM (kMPHf) Hey man you should have taken care of business earlier.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (qPCAa)

469 467 GEUSS WHAT I FOUND

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:45 PM (EbpJY)

Uranus?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (BBWjt)

470

Well BCochran, according MFM grade rumours from previous ONT you are a chick. So that might be confusing things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 11:43 PM (w5kAo)

------------------------------------------------

BC's a chick?

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (m0NNN)

471 GEUSS WHAT I FOUND

Your ass, using only one hand and no roadmap?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (jGsIV)

472 Gonna get breakfast. Will be back on in a few minutes.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 07:47 PM (AkdCZ)

473 ... or did you mean the "DH.88 Comet"?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2013 07:48 PM (Z5Bkb)

474 Well not spellcheck obviously. I'm gonna go with "Maui Wowie" Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:46 PM (GEICT) clock button stuck damnit and the time and fingers arent moving in junction.

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 07:48 PM (EbpJY)

475 BC's a chick? Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 11:47 PM (m0NNN) *sigh* THANK YOU ANNA No, def a dude.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)

476 446 Am I the only damn Ron with a significant other who isn't getting laid???????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:41 PM (GEICT)

The BH is currently about 2500 miles away.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 07:49 PM (T1005)

477 Arbalest, try the DH 88

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Havilland_DH.88

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:49 PM (w5kAo)

478 >>>BC's a chick? Who's married to a cheerleader. THIS is the MORON lifestyle.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:49 PM (4Mv1T)

479 clock button stuck damnit and the time and fingers arent moving in junction. Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:48 PM (EbpJY) But are they moving in perpetuity? Cause if so, maaaaan...., that's opening sequence for entering the 11th Dimension.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:50 PM (GEICT)

480 No, def a dude. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:48 PM (GEICT) With a tiger costume.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:50 PM (qPCAa)

481 "No, def a dude."

Does he dress like a chick?

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 07:50 PM (CMlD4)

482 I found my missing bottle of scotch and more importantly...my pipe. But onto tonight's epic question:

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 07:50 PM (EbpJY)

483 I both love and hate The Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

484 Who's married to a cheerleader.

THIS is the MORON lifestyle.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 11:49 PM (4Mv1T)

--------------------------------------------

Hot Damn!

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 07:51 PM (m0NNN)

485 There is no friggin way a bottle of scotch can go "missing", unless your pipe hid it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 07:51 PM (4Mv1T)

486 Her: "Is there any blood? I just came off my period." Me: "Mmmfff!?" Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 11:37 PM (lr3d7) TIMMUUUUUHHHHHH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:51 PM (czw1D)

487 But onto tonight's epic question: Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:50 PM (EbpJY) Where the fuck is bebe with here boobs?????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

488 Suddenly I am very very glad I will be missing the meet up....

Arbalest, I see you found the plane I was talking about. Not the jet-liner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:52 PM (w5kAo)

489 pregnant pause?

Posted by: Kaitlyn Hunt (4 c~nt) at May 27, 2013 07:52 PM (I88Jc)

490 I think I shall just rely upon this - http://bit.ly/13VUznY - as my contribution to this thread.

You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 07:52 PM (Gk3SS)

491 What's a here boob ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 07:53 PM (TQOZk)

492 AtC!!!!!!!!!!! You're awake???? {hug}

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)

493 Where the fuck is bebe with here boobs????? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible it is a tedious process, she has to shoot them individually and merge them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

494 I think I shall just rely upon this - http://bit.ly/13VUznY - as my contribution to this thread.

And that's why she's the Empress.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2013 07:53 PM (jGsIV)

495 newzak: Term for stations that claim to be news, but really aren't. What music is to Muzak, they are to news.

Posted by: DavidR at May 27, 2013 07:53 PM (/B8uv)

496 Elizabethe that would be oh so precious. BCochran in a tiger costume.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 07:54 PM (w5kAo)

497 fter i dream of jeanie barbara eden should have been spirited away, had her name changed, and never allowed to return to public using any of her previous names. all the wonder of barbara eden in her little genie attire has ben tainted by the old barbara eden. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 10:49 PM (Z9EHQ) I agree Yankeefifth, I wanted to grow up and be Jeannie. There is no need for Barbara Eden to wear that almost 50 year old outfit now. She looks good for 78 but she should not have allowed anyone to take that pic.

Posted by: CarolT at May 27, 2013 07:54 PM (z4WKX)

498 Atc please do not leave me here alone. Send the manatees at least.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:54 PM (qPCAa)

499 It would appear CO Alex has been awarded his Red Wings. /shudder

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 27, 2013 07:54 PM (un8zR)

500 You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 11:52 PM (Gk3SS)

I'll be right back, after I go buy some cigarettes. And uh other stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2013 07:54 PM (LI48c)

501 And AtC walks in and steals the whole fucking show. Hence, Queen AlextheChick of Alextopia.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

502 Anna: "Comet" points a certain way ... it took me a couple of minutes to recall a previous item ... the compound bow picture has me messed up ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2013 07:55 PM (Z5Bkb)

503 http://tinypic.com/r/2ihrtiv/6 Ok, there ya go. Special like cause you mentioned ace doing the dirteh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:55 PM (JAcai)

504 499 What's a here boob ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 11:53 PM (TQOZk)

Duh. It's one that's not "there".

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 07:55 PM (T1005)

505 what if we are looking at things... from the outside-in? That the further points of space are not OUT THERE in the cosmos... but down, down down on the small. The very small. The planck length. What if the very very small was a further distance for us than the farthest quasars? What if at the planck length all matter is pure energy...and that energy is actually "made" of a different substence? What if that different substence is then the rest of the universe operating in reverse? What if we are in the backwards and we perceive time wrongly? Since we "see" things as they were, because light has a limit of speed to 186k mi per sec, everything we perceive is the past. So what if time itself IS space, is the right here and the right now, or what if we're totally wrong on all of that and our brains manipulate a sense of time totally irrelevant to how the universe actually operates?

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 07:55 PM (EbpJY)

506

It would appear CO Alex has been awarded his Red Wings. /shudder

Not this time.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:55 PM (lr3d7)

507 alexthechick lol that was awesome

here is a present for you

http://tinyurl.com/qdgw75t

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 07:55 PM (BBWjt)

508 My eyebrows shot up reading that...oh, wait

Posted by: Kaitlyn Hunt (4 c~nt) at May 27, 2013 07:56 PM (I88Jc)

509 So, in order to stop the riots the Swedes need to overthrow their government.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 07:56 PM (cQ4xo)

510 so, alex, what you smoking? I ll get a carton or so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

511 http://tinypic.com/r/2ihrtiv/6

Ok, there ya go. Special like cause you mentioned ace doing the dirteh

I've never seen an ewok look so... happy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2013 07:56 PM (jGsIV)

512 Hooray for tits!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:56 PM (lr3d7)

513 Ok, there ya go. Special like cause you mentioned ace doing the dirteh Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 11:55 PM (JAcai) Ha! Damn Ewok has to ruin everything. You can just hearing him scolding from the warm confines of your cleavage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

514 507 It would appear CO Alex has been awarded his Red Wings. /shudder Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 27, 2013 11:54 PM (un8zR) There's a term. Ettes, is there a term for a surprise cum in your mouth? Not that that's ever happened to me of course.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 07:57 PM (qPCAa)

515 Anna, so Gushka and I have posted our boobehs. When you going to put yours up for the 'rons?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 07:57 PM (czw1D)

516 Oops?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 07:58 PM (zc45R)

517

There's a term.

Ettes, is there a term for a surprise cum in your mouth? Not that that's ever happened to me of course.

"Good morning".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 07:58 PM (lr3d7)

518 You're awake????

{hug} Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:53 PM (GEICT)

*hugs back*

Momentarily at least. I should be sleeping but, lo, I am not.

Oh! I do have this for you. It didn't seem appropriate in the other threads.

http://youtu.be/vFWco9V9cfE

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 07:58 PM (Gk3SS)

519 Ettes, is there a term for a surprise cum in your mouth? Not that that's ever happened to me of course "Surprise!"

Posted by: EC at May 27, 2013 07:59 PM (doBIb)

520 Ettes, is there a term for a surprise cum in your mouth? Not that that's ever happened to me of course. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 11:57 PM yeah, as long as you are at it, is it impolite to laugh if you surprise cum in someone's mouth and it comes out their nose? old girlfriend said it was rude.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 07:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

521 Yeah Baby !!!

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 07:59 PM (TQOZk)

522 Oh! I do have this for you. It didn't seem appropriate in the other threads. http://youtu.be/vFWco9V9cfE Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 11:58 PM (Gk3SS) *claps hands with glee*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:00 PM (GEICT)

523 Ettes, is there a term for a surprise cum in your mouth? Not that that's ever happened to me of course. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 11:57 PM A Bobbitt, cause it got bit off after the fact? Just kidding. Elizabethe you gotta explain that one. How could you NOT know that was about to happen?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:00 PM (czw1D)

524 >>>http://tinypic.com/r/2ihrtiv/6 Ok, there ya go. Special like cause you mentioned ace doing the dirteh ------------------------------------------------------ OK, OK, here's my best CAC- I see a portrait of the Ewok, surrounded by some sort of heavenly orbs, suspended in time/space by a lavender lattice which is straining against a mighty force of gravity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:00 PM (4Mv1T)

525 Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:55 PM (EbpJY) Share.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:00 PM (qPCAa)

526 If that seemed meandering, it made more sense than the guy living in my complex who walks backwards with a golf club every morning. I greeted him today by walking backwards on the other side of the street and waving. He had a look on his face like he just took the red pill.

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 08:00 PM (EbpJY)

527 Yeah, this is bullshit. If CAC is gonna get all stoned, I want a piece of the action.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)

528 Share. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 28, 2013 12:00 AM (qPCAa) nvr

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 08:01 PM (EbpJY)

529 Ettes, is there a term for a surprise cum in your mouth? Not that that's ever happened to me of course.
Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 11:57 PM (qPCAa)

Ex.

Also, of course you may have use of the Flying Manatee Brigade to protect you from these louts and ruffians. Brigands, the lot of them.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 11:55 PM (BBWjt)

Ohhhh, thank you chemjeff!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 08:02 PM (Gk3SS)

530 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:00 AM (czw1D) I don't know, it's never happened to me.

But all these morons act like its a common occurrence.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:02 PM (qPCAa)

531 Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:55 PM (EbpJY) Maybe our Universe is a hybrid of two universes; a quantum one and a relativistic one. Maybe that's why it's so hard to fuse the two together in theory. We can't because they ain't.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:02 PM (cQ4xo)

532 A Bobbitt, cause it got bit off after the fact? Just kidding. Elizabethe you gotta explain that one. How could you NOT know that was about to happen?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:00 AM (czw1D)

--------------------------------------------

Because he promised. *hehehehehe*

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 08:02 PM (m0NNN)

533 Wasn't the Comet the very early Brit plane..., famous for falling out of the sky?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

534 And AtC walks in and steals the whole fucking show.

Hence, Queen AlextheChick of Alextopia. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 11:54 PM (GEICT)

When I say that I've told the Horde about the lube, I mean it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 08:03 PM (Gk3SS)

535 Geebus, anal, cum in the mouth, etc.. Somehow me saying that the blind Golden pup Ray Charles is cute as hell seems rather innapropriat.

Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 27, 2013 08:03 PM (Wl/Ht)

536 Y5 that right there is funny.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:04 PM (qPCAa)

537 *Because he promised. *hehehehehe* No wonder so many people have trust issues.

Besides, oral sechs? Ghastly...

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:04 PM (JqnAE)

538 I don't know, it's never happened to me. But all these morons act like its a common occurrence. Hmmm, I dunno. Now a surprise in the hair I can believe. The worst is when you just washed your hair. Fucktards.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:04 PM (czw1D)

539 Any other Morons ever idly scroll through the ONT comments and think to themselves, "Hmmmm, I wonder if any of these Moronettes are squirters?"

Posted by: Country Singer at May 27, 2013 08:04 PM (U22Yw)

540 When I say that I've told the Horde about the lube, I mean it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 28, 2013 12:03 AM (Gk3SS) You hear me disputing that? Doesn't just apply to anal either. Sometimes, a little lube goes a long way in making things more enjoyable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:04 PM (GEICT)

541 I have a feeling the hq is getting weak in its old age. any serious memorial weekend thread would have started friday night, not when everyone is going back to work.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

542 *You hear me disputing that? Doesn't just apply to anal either. Sometimes, a little lube goes a long way in making things more enjoyable. Indeed!

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 27, 2013 08:06 PM (JqnAE)

543 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 28, 2013 12:02 AM (Gk3SS) Thank you atc. I got my stompy boots on so Im good for now.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:06 PM (qPCAa)

544 But all these morons act like its a common occurrence. Well, the actual felatio would have to be a common occurrence for that to be true

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 08:06 PM (zc45R)

545 "Send the manatees at least"

please send meghan, please ..

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2013 08:06 PM (CMlD4)

546 "Hmmmm, I wonder if any of these Moronettes are squirters?" Sooner or later that was going to come up .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 08:07 PM (TQOZk)

547 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2013 12:05 AM (Z9EHQ) I think we were ready last night. Just waiting for the ok from the H Q

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:08 PM (qPCAa)

548 an ex would feel me tense up, take her mouth off it, and then aim it at my face sneaky

Posted by: Masque of the white death at May 27, 2013 08:08 PM (I88Jc)

549 So before you eat asparagus, do you circumcise it first? Posted by: chemjeff, getting the party started at May 27, 2013 11:31 PM (BBWjt) I think you do it concomitantly...

Posted by: Rabbi Tuckman at May 27, 2013 08:08 PM (/YkzI)

550 Well, the actual felatio would have to be a common occurrence for that to be true Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2013 12:06 AM so you are saying you do not get blowjobs while you are on the overnight thread?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

551

Any other Morons ever idly scroll through the ONT comments and think to themselves, "Hmmmm, I wonder if any of these Moronettes are squirters?"

Yes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2013 08:09 PM (lr3d7)

552 I thought fellatio was only a strict premarital ritual. The vows suspend any and all obligations beyond that date. That's what my wife said, anyway.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:09 PM (4Mv1T)

553 Bang! The ONT dies.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 08:09 PM (m0NNN)

554 any serious memorial weekend thread would have started friday night, not when everyone is going back to work. Hey, Maet just officially removed the furry handcuffs and ball gag. Plus we tried Saturday and everyone pooped out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:09 PM (czw1D)

555 I think we were ready last night. Just waiting for the ok from the H Q Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 28, 2013 12:08 AM morons are always ready!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

556 485 If it was the jetliner DH Comet, it'd have one scene, then you'd never see it again.

Posted by: Romberg at May 27, 2013 08:11 PM (J9tUu)

557 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2013 12:09 AM (Z9EHQ) That is an option?!? Again, where is this freaking rulebook?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 08:11 PM (zc45R)

558 Discovery is running the Mermaid Documentary again if anyone is interested in something different. Mermaids, really? *sighs*. Ancient Aliens would be preferable to Mermaids. Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 11:09 PM (JqnAE) Poseurs.

Posted by: Weekly World News at May 27, 2013 08:11 PM (/YkzI)

559 Hey, Maet just officially removed the furry handcuffs and ball gag. Plus we tried Saturday and everyone pooped out. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:09 AM and of course the ball gag was only slipped under the chin, not taken off. it can go right back in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

560 556 an ex would feel me tense up, take her mouth off it, and then aim it at my face I never had the opportunity to disappoint a guy for reals, *sighs wistfully*. All I have now is infantile pee jokes for Memorial Day.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 27, 2013 08:12 PM (JqnAE)

561 560 I thought fellatio was only a strict premarital ritual. The vows suspend any and all obligations beyond that date. That's what my wife said, anyway. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 28, 2013 12:09 AM (4Mv1T) Your wife and cochrans wife have some serious wife-jitsu going on.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:12 PM (qPCAa)

562 Who made the ancient populaces of Egypt worship cats...it's all so clear now! Does the treachery of the ancient alien mermaids know no bounds? How long will mankind struggle to remove their heavy boots from our necks? Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 11:21 PM (JqnAE) *Ahem*

Posted by: The Stonecutters at May 27, 2013 08:12 PM (/YkzI)

563 That is an option?!? Again, where is this freaking rulebook? Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2013 12:11 AM look in the index under "the dick morris"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

564 shit. I'm not drunk enough to be here tonight. maybe later.

Posted by: L, elle at May 27, 2013 08:13 PM (0PiQ4)

565

morons are always ready!

So, you've heard of me then! Great!

Posted by: Smilin' Bob at May 27, 2013 08:13 PM (BAS5M)

566

Miss you grandpa.

Pfc Vernon James Sadler US Marines. Only talked about landing on Iwo just once. My God, he said, it was horrible. And that was it. Only reason my sons and I'm here is because of brave men like him.

Miss you grandpa and thank you. I thank you every day.

Posted by: jay in cda at May 27, 2013 08:13 PM (dMHRB)

567 I'm out. Gotta sleep late tomorrow.

Posted by: Soona at May 27, 2013 08:14 PM (m0NNN)

568 Any other Morons ever idly scroll through the ONT comments and think to themselves, "Hmmmm, I wonder if any of these Moronettes are squirters?" Without some serious wining, dining and foot and back rubs, no one will ever know.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:14 PM (czw1D)

569 L! No! Just fake it. These guys won't know the diff.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:15 PM (qPCAa)

570 Maybe our Universe is a hybrid of two universes; a quantum one and a relativistic one. Maybe that's why it's so hard to fuse the two together in theory. We can't because they ain't. Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:02 AM (cQ4xo) that makes more sense than the hores of Kaku I've watched half-awake.

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 08:15 PM (EbpJY)

571 L! No! Just fake it. These guys won't know the diff. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 28, 2013 12:15 AM heh. and as long as you never tell they will not even really care.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

572 Without some serious wining, dining and foot and back rubs, no one will ever know. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:14 AM (czw1D)

I presume the cars, homes, jewels and vacations are implied.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 08:16 PM (Gk3SS)

573 Alright Horde, I gotta call it quits. But I leave you with this...it starts with Will Smith and his kid Jaden free styling. Then moves into Will Smith bringing out DJ Jazzy Jeff for some Fresh Prince....and just when you think it's done.....CARLTON. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10100897575189147

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:16 PM (GEICT)

574 560 I thought fellatio was only a strict premarital ritual. The vows suspend any and all obligations beyond that date. That's what my wife said, anyway. Posted by: Tobacco Road Bait & switch? And you're not holding out on something back?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:16 PM (czw1D)

575 will someone please tell me what happened on the ONT four years ago?

Posted by: CarolT at May 27, 2013 08:17 PM (z4WKX)

576

>>>> I'm not drunk enough to be here tonight.

ONTs are still fun without alcohol. Just more fun with it. Just like the rest of life.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 08:17 PM (4Mwv/)

577 heh. and as long as you never tell they will not even really care. Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2013 12:16 AM (Z9EHQ)
I care and will prove it. It's a process, but given enough attempts...

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 27, 2013 08:18 PM (un8zR)

578 I presume the cars, homes, jewels and vacations are implied. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away Absolutely. The first part just gets them in the front door.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:18 PM (czw1D)

579 I thought fellatio was only a strict premarital ritual. The vows suspend any and all obligations beyond that date. That's what my wife said, anyway. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 28, 2013 12:09 AM (4Mv1T) Your wife and cochrans wife have some serious wife-jitsu going on. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 28, 2013 12:12 AM (qPCAa) I pity these poor morons. Further pity that not everyone can go for a "ride between the alps".

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 08:18 PM (EbpJY)

580 I'm gonna finish this scotch, and crash like a meteor. Thanks to all you Morons and 'Ettes who served, or who have family who served and paid it all. Sleep safe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:18 PM (4Mv1T)

581 576 Any other Morons ever idly scroll through the ONT comments and think to themselves, "Hmmmm, I wonder if any of these Moronettes are squirters?" I suppose that they also like a good squirt-gun battle, just like everybody else. Why ask if anybody is a "squirter"?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:18 PM (JqnAE)

582 will someone please tell me what happened on the ONT four years ago? Posted by: CarolT at May 28, 2013 12:17 AM Carol, Maet linked it. Click the red text.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:19 PM (czw1D)

583 I suppose that they also like a good squirt-gun battle, just like everybody else. Why ask if anybody is a "squirter"? Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2013 12:18 AM (JqnAE) I for one would gladly volunteer to soak an Ette.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:19 PM (GEICT)

584 For ATC , http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a474a66718/anal-ease-from-the-pushers Just a naughty language warning . My memory of THAT night is kinda fuzzy but I think I posted it then .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 27, 2013 08:20 PM (TQOZk)

585 >>>Further pity that not everyone can go for a "ride between the alps". Posted by: CAC Nothin' in the vows about that, Hoss. The Mrs. will confirm. Hot damn. But I'm out. Cheers

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

586 I for one would gladly volunteer to soak an Ette. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 28, 2013 12:19 AM moronette wet tshirt contest?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

587 576 Any other Morons ever idly scroll through the ONT comments and think to themselves, "Hmmmm, I wonder if any of these Moronettes are squirters?" I suppose that they also like a good squirt-gun battle, just like everybody else. Why ask if anybody is a "squirter"? Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2013 12:18 AM (JqnAE) Squirters are so pedestrian. Whole body flash sweat flooders are the bomb.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:20 PM (cQ4xo)

588 Nothin' in the vows about that, Hoss. The Mrs. will confirm. Hot damn. But I'm out. Cheers Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 28, 2013 12:20 AM your vows had a line about no more blowjobs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

589 What a minute. Alps? We talking talking east, or west?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:22 PM (4Mv1T)

590 moronette wet tshirt contest? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2013 12:20 AM (Z9EHQ) Well.....ok. I mean, I'm no Peter North, so it's prob gonna take a while.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

591 Absolutely. The first part just gets them in the front door And - that tells me the back door is an option for later

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 08:22 PM (zc45R)

592 As I do every Memorial Day, and Veterans' Day, too, I'm drinking my grandfather's brand of bourbon, in his honor, and as he requested of me when I grew to manhood. Fourth-grade education, immigrant parents, a father who died when he was an infant. Fought on both fronts in WWII, wounded three times. Never talked about it at all. After he died, my mother and aunts and uncles shared a bit about him, showing letters he'd written home to his mother, my great-grandmother. Utterly convinced, after his first taste of battle, that he would not live to come home again, he fought with that wrecklessness of an immortal. I read one of his letters from right after his first battle. His unit had gone ashore under heavy fire from the Japanese. He barely made it to the beach, and he lay there, shaking and sobbing in terror for hours. He knew he was going to die, then and there. But then he realized that because that was so, he had nothing to fear, since he could only be afraid if he thought he had hope, and he'd lost all hope already. He crawled off the beach after dark. Spent the night on the edge of the jungle, he wrote. Killed a Japanese with the butt of his rifle - he'd run out of ammo - and lay there for hours, expecting to die any minute, hoping only that it would be quick and painless when it did happen. He described the smell as best he could of the place. Told his mother that he hated the Japanese because they made him do the things he had to do, that he hated them because he couldn't do what he had to do unless he hated them, and that he hated them because they made him hate them. About his time in Europe, he said almost nothing, or at least they told me nothing, though I know he was decorated for valor, twice. And this was the man who used to sneak me chocolate when my mother wasn't looking, and who used to watch cartoons with me when I was a child. And this country had millions of men just like them. I pray we never exhaust the stock of such men.

Posted by: David Metis at May 27, 2013 08:22 PM (MRyPF)

593 your vows had a line about no more blowjobs? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2013 12:21 AM (Z9EHQ) hilarious

Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 08:22 PM (EbpJY)

594 your vows had a line about no more blowjobs? Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2013 12:21 AM (Z9EHQ) The bride mumbles it. It counts.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:22 PM (cQ4xo)

595 >>>your vows had a line about no more blowjobs? Yours didn't?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:23 PM (4Mv1T)

596 Well.....ok. I mean, I'm no Peter North, so it's prob gonna take a while. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 28, 2013 12:22 AM (GEICT) Yeah, i figured thats what you meant. Glad you cleared it up before i had to ask.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:23 PM (czw1D)

597 In before the Squirt Co guy.

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2013 08:24 PM (PUaUb)

598 Well, now that I've successfully hurled this further into the gutter, I am off to sleeps.

I will be very very disappointed if there's not pinched face scolding tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 27, 2013 08:24 PM (Gk3SS)

599 583 will someone please tell me what happened on the ONT four years ago?

Posted by: CarolT at May 28, 2013 12:17 AM (z4WKX)

It got kinda nasty. There was discussion of ATM, transsexualism, and generally debauch behavior.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 08:24 PM (BBWjt)

600 Yeah, i figured thats what you meant. Glad you cleared it up before i had to ask. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:23 AM (czw1D)

If you're ever unclear, just assume I'm being dirty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)

601 alexthechick, you can always pinch face scold me!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 08:24 PM (BBWjt)

602 Well.....ok. I mean, I'm no Peter North, so it's prob gonna take a while. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 28, 2013 12:22 AM well, I was thinking along the lines of a more traditional wet tshirt contest. it was going to take some creative splaining for the moronettes to get the significant other to repeatedly unload on a tshirt. gettin enough to soak a tshirt would probably take all day and someone would inevitably log in to report their significant other got a cramp in the nutsack.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

603 To this day, I remember where I was and what I was doing when JFK was assassinated, 9-11, and the Notorious ONT

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2013 08:25 PM (mCvL4)

604 I will be very very disappointed if there's not pinched face scolding tomorrow. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away Without Tranny Joan and Brewer in here talking dirty to each other that probably ain't going to happen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:26 PM (czw1D)

605 I will be very very disappointed if there's not pinched face scolding tomorrow. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 28, 2013 12:24 AM (Gk3SS) You do realize that by tomorrow night's ONT, the story will be that you are a connoisseur of the backdoor boogie, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

606 your vows had a line about no more blowjobs? Yours didn't? Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 28, 2013 12:23 AM well she put something in there about that but I went second and included something about a line item veto in my vows.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

607 Bebe, you rock. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:26 PM (qPCAa)

608 Without Tranny Joan and Brewer in here talking dirty to each other that probably ain't going to happen. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:26 AM (czw1D) Heh.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:27 PM (cQ4xo)

609

I pray we never exhaust the stock of such men.

Posted by: David Metis at May 28, 2013 12:22 AM (MRyPF)

We still have plenty of men (and women) like that. It's the leadership I worry about.

Ike knew he was sending thousands of men to their deaths on D-Day, but he knew it must be done. I don't think there's a leader today, in uniform or out, who would make a decision like that.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 08:27 PM (4Mwv/)

610 someone would inevitably log in to report their significant other got a cramp in the nutsack. Oooh I bet that would be an entertaining face.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:27 PM (czw1D)

611 Bebe, you rock. Just sayin'. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone Back at ya sister!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:28 PM (czw1D)

612 Oooh I bet that would be an entertaining face.

Bebe, what are you trying to do? Kill us?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 08:29 PM (BBWjt)

613 Oooh I bet that would be an entertaining face. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:27 AM I do not see how you walk that one off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

614 >>>Oooh I bet that would be an entertaining face. Hell, I went back to work after being neutered at 2PM one fateful afternoon. Walked like Yosemite Sam the rest of the day, but I went to work.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:30 PM (4Mv1T)

615
Oooh I bet that would be an entertaining face.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:27 AM (czw1D)

Cramp in the nut sack?? It would be slightly less horrifying that seeing helen thomas in a 2 piece. slightly...

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 08:31 PM (FMbng)

616 And I'm supposed to be going to bed. Night folks. Don't get the sheets wet.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:31 PM (4Mv1T)

617 Hell, I went back to work after being neutered at 2PM one fateful afternoon. Walked like Yosemite Sam the rest of the day, but I went to work. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 28, 2013 12:30 AM (4Mv1T) Fuck that. I'm gonna have to get it done here fairly soon and I plan on being laid up on the couch eating pain pills and being pleasantly stoned from said pills.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:31 PM (GEICT)

618 A wise knows just the right number of BJs to give in order to keep her man happy and co-operative. Not too many, not too few.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:31 PM (cQ4xo)

619 Walked like Yosemite Sam the rest of the day, but I went to work.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 28, 2013 12:30 AM (4Mv1T)

Well, that solves the mystery of why ol' Sam was such a grump.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 08:32 PM (VLG62)

620 @Bomber It may be so, but all the same, I'd like to think our culture, if not our nation, still had that reserve of strength, that willingness to die in order to live, that makes it possible. I live close by San Antonio - practically a garrison-city - and am humbled when I think of what those men and women in uniform have agreed to do, should the need arise.

Posted by: David Metis at May 27, 2013 08:32 PM (MRyPF)

621 left out a noun. wise woman guy too, i guess

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:32 PM (cQ4xo)

622

>>> ...helen thomas in a 2 piece....

And here we go...

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 08:32 PM (4Mwv/)

623 Bebe, what are you trying to do? Kill us? Oh please, you know what kind of a kink that much knob gobbling puts in a neck? What's wrong with getting a laugh out of it?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:32 PM (czw1D)

624 *I do not see how you walk that one off. There might be some Indian guru somewhere that knows the secret to alleviate that cramp.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:33 PM (JqnAE)

625 Somebody please tell me what the big deal is about giving blow jobs? I see nothing wrong with doing so, if that's what my husband is in the mood for. What harm?

Any wife who won't do that for her man is not much of a wife, IMO. And I am the wife.

Posted by: tcn at May 27, 2013 08:33 PM (VLG62)

626 Don't get the sheets wet. Posted by: Tobacco Road No squirters allowed?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:33 PM (czw1D)

627 "A 33-year-old documented gang member with 38 prior arrests has been charged in the devastating March shooting of a six-month-old Chicago girl - and police claim the alleged murder was in retaliation for a stolen video game system." There oughta be a law!!

Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 27, 2013 08:34 PM (Wl/Ht)

628

left out a noun.

wise woman

guy too, i guess

Leave Democrat guys out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2013 08:34 PM (IDSI7)

629 well I should probably go to bed too.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2013 08:34 PM (BBWjt)

630 No squirters allowed? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:33 AM (czw1D) What about leakers and dribblers? There are some elderly Rons and Ettes hanging around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:34 PM (GEICT)

631 Off future sock

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 08:34 PM (Wl/Ht)

632 I'm gonna have to get it done here fairly soon and I plan on being laid up on the couch eating pain pills and being pleasantly stoned from said pills. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk Why is that necessary if you aren't getting any?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:34 PM (czw1D)

633 Why is that necessary if you aren't getting any? Posted by: bebe he has a cramp

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

634 Somebody please tell me what the big deal is about giving blow jobs? Don't ask me, I don't get it either.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (czw1D)

635

Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 28, 2013 12:34 AM (Wl/Ht)

Video hate crime? Democrats are on it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (IDSI7)

636

>>>> Why is that necessary if you aren't getting any?

That's fucking cold.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (4Mwv/)

637 Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 28, 2013 12:34 AM (Wl/Ht) Obviously Chicago needs moar gun laws!

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (JqnAE)

638 Why is that necessary if you aren't getting any? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:34 AM (czw1D) Let me clarify. Not getting "much" "lately". And she got pregnant really quickly with our two kids. Can't afford any slip ups.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)

639 Good god, it was worse then this;

Posted by: Admiral Marcus at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (Jsiw/)

640 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:33 AM (czw1D)

Oh no, very much encouraged.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 27, 2013 08:36 PM (U22Yw)

641 That's fucking cold. Posted by: Bomber He brought it up upthread!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:37 PM (czw1D)

642 I keep trying to go to bed, and this thread drags me back in. Ya'll recognize we now sound like a commercial for Depends. Happy Moron Acres. Where the entire facility is a dementia unit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 27, 2013 08:38 PM (4Mv1T)

643 Blowjobs? Image search 'worse than blue waffle.' Tell your hubbies I'm sorry and I cannot be found no matter how hard they try.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 08:38 PM (Wl/Ht)

644 618 someone would inevitably log in to report their significant other got a cramp in the nutsack.

Oooh I bet that would be an entertaining face.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:27 AM (czw1D)

Haven't done the cramp in the nutsack thing, myself, so I can't really opine on that. Most questionable sex I can recall offhand was in an operating sauna. It's difficult to maintain the required concentration when every breath is a hot stab to the lungs......but possible.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 08:39 PM (T1005)

645 Holy hell, I just realized....I'm...On...The...ONT!!!! And not a one of you motherfuckers congratulated me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:39 PM (GEICT)

646 Only one comment before beddie-bye. I hate romantic comedies and foreplay, the perfect wife. 'Cept husband likes romantic comedies. Ah well, can't have everything. 'Night, everyone! Hope the salt mines aren't too brutal tomorrow.

Posted by: Kalneva at May 27, 2013 08:39 PM (XyrkB)

647 633 Somebody please tell me what the big deal is about giving blow jobs? Eh, it's unsanitary and not satiating? Just throwing that out there if somebody's *looking* for a reason.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:39 PM (JqnAE)

648 645 Posted by: RWC - from the future at May 28, 2013 12:34 AM (Wl/Ht) Obviously Chicago needs moar gun laws! Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2013 12:36 AM (JqnAE) Or a '37 strikes and you're out' law. That might have saved her.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 08:39 PM (Wl/Ht)

649 It's difficult to maintain the required concentration when every breath is a hot stab to the lungs......but possible. Posted by: cthulhu Whoa, Coothie has got the real tentacle action down.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:40 PM (czw1D)

650 A sauna? Don't remember seeing that location for decadence in any of the Skinemax films I've seen. Guess you can't learn everything from the movies.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:42 PM (JqnAE)

651 ugh, people still liking the blades (360) and XMB (PS3)....they disgust me

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 08:42 PM (vJdyz)

652 Eh, it's unsanitary and not satiating? Just throwing that out there if somebody's *looking* for a reason. Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2013 12:39 AM (JqnAE) Closers take showers. You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 27, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)

653 Only talked about landing on Iwo just once. My God, he said, it was horrible. And that was it.... The numbers they use to quantify the dead and wounded, but all the stories are individual, as has been frequently reinforced reading this weekend.

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at May 27, 2013 08:43 PM (p74mI)

654 Her chest full of comity sounds dirty

Posted by: Wet blanket at May 27, 2013 08:44 PM (I88Jc)

655 my icy cold heart is certainly broken now. best ont ever, if there is such a thing ...

Posted by: and irresolute at May 27, 2013 08:45 PM (DBH1h)

656 657 It's difficult to maintain the required concentration when every breath is a hot stab to the lungs......but possible.
Posted by: cthulhu

Whoa, Coothie has got the real tentacle action down.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 12:40 AM (czw1D)

Aye, but I was a randy young eldritch-being then....but now I'm settled with my BH.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 08:45 PM (T1005)

657 Well, perhaps "shrinkage" wouldn't be a problem in a sauna.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:46 PM (JqnAE)

658 ""Somebody please tell me what the big deal is about giving blow jobs?""

In the old days one of my guitar cases had a sticker that said No suck-No fuck, with a skull and cross bones.

christ, I really am a cliche

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 08:46 PM (FMbng)

659 Malor's doing his Jen Rubin "anyone opposed to Rubio's amnesty plan is a racist troglodyte like Ted Cruz" schtick on twitter. If anyone cares. It may be a preview of his morning post. You have been warned.

Posted by: Libtardo at May 27, 2013 08:47 PM (XPZpj)

660 I ate two eclairs while reading the ONT. Felt kind of uncomfortable. Man Card status light shows green. Phew!

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:48 PM (cQ4xo)

661 christ, I really am a cliche

Right down to the number of the post.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2013 08:48 PM (jGsIV)

662 In the old days one of my guitar cases had a sticker that said No suck-No fuck, with a skull and cross bones. Ah the good old days. Had a friend who's boyfriend was in a band that played the strip kinda regularly. REgularly enough that they used to have contests to see who could get the most bj's.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:48 PM (czw1D)

663 Thrawn are you an ette?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:49 PM (qPCAa)

664

"The British strongly support the death penalty for terrorism." Good Morning!! Get a rope!

Posted by: and irresolute at May 27, 2013 08:50 PM (DBH1h)

665 Cochran were you an ont virgin?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:51 PM (qPCAa)

666 Malor's doing his Jen Rubin "anyone opposed to Rubio's amnesty plan is a racist troglodyte like Ted Cruz" schtick on twitter. If anyone cares. It may be a preview of his morning post. You have been warned. Posted by: Libtardo at May 28, 2013 12:47 AM (XPZpj) Gabe is boring.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:51 PM (cQ4xo)

667 Right down to the number of the post. BWWWWAHHHHHHH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:51 PM (czw1D)

668 well, this thread is not quite as good as sex but it is really good for blowing off mental steam. If I were anywhere else I would say it is a good place to take a load off. the hq being the hq I guess it is more appropriate to say this is a good place to blow a mental load.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

669 Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:51 AM (cQ4xo) But he gets up early. Someone needs to post the morning thread.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:52 PM (qPCAa)

670

Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:48 AM (cQ4xo)

I like eclairs though

and yes, Gabe is very boring and very predictable

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 08:53 PM (vJdyz)

671 wow, Bill Pertwee died

Posted by: Dad's Army of one now at May 27, 2013 08:53 PM (I88Jc)

672 671 Thrawn are you an ette? LOL, that's a definite no, although any woman who holds up Thrawn as a role model would be cut-rate in my book! No, I'm just playing a bit of Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 27, 2013 08:53 PM (JqnAE)

673 Does Mick Jagger still have 15-year old groupies? Do they help him find his dentures?

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:53 PM (cQ4xo)

674 Somebody please tell me what the big deal is about giving blow jobs? good night, Gracies!

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at May 27, 2013 08:54 PM (Ynbgq)

675 Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:51 AM (cQ4xo) But he gets up early. Someone needs to post the morning thread. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 28, 2013 12:52 AM (qPCAa) Duly noted.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:55 PM (cQ4xo)

676 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 27, 2013 08:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

677 680 671 Thrawn are you an ette? LOL, that's a definite no, although any woman who holds up Thrawn as a role model would be cut-rate in my book! No, I'm just playing a bit of Devil's Advocate. Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2013 12:53 AM (JqnAE) Ok. I didn't think so but then you said BJs were unsatisfying so I was wondering.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:56 PM (qPCAa)

678 Does Mick Jagger still have 15-year old groupies?

Do they help him find his dentures?

Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:53 AM (cQ4xo)

do 15 year olds know who Mick Jagger is though, Stones really haven't "hot" in almost 20 years

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)

679 Bye Y5

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:57 PM (qPCAa)

680 No boobeh pics? No elbows? No wardrobe malfunctions? No cos play pics? Slackers!

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2013 08:57 PM (cQ4xo)

681 NIght Y5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:58 PM (czw1D)

682 do 15 year olds know who Mick Jagger is though, Stones really haven't "hot" in almost 20 years Posted by: The Dude at May 28, 2013 12:57 AM (vJdyz) They are confusing him with Bon jovi.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 27, 2013 08:58 PM (qPCAa)

683 No boobeh pics? No elbows? No wardrobe malfunctions? No cos play pics? Slackers! Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:57 AM boobehs are upthread

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 08:59 PM (czw1D)

684 No cos play pics?

Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:57 AM (cQ4xo)

got a stern talking to about what I used last week for the gaming cosplay photo

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 08:59 PM (vJdyz)

685 It's in the reg's, I'm pretty sure..., we were promised rum

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 27, 2013 11:07 PM (aDwsi)

Sure. But if you're going to agitate for the rum, you've gotta take the sodomy and lash parts too!

Posted by: Grimmy at May 27, 2013 09:00 PM (uUsh9)

686 Any Canadian ron or ettes here? If so, do your new 100 dollar bills really smell like maple syrup? (no shit, article on dailymail) Wonder what US currency would smell like? Mexicos? France has to be cheese.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 09:02 PM (Wl/Ht)

687 hmm the Tenchi Muyo movie collection on blu-ray for $20

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 09:04 PM (vJdyz)

688 Hey ONT, zeera is back to work after 11 days away. What'd I miss?

Posted by: zeera at May 27, 2013 09:05 PM (3dXwx)

689 so it looks like new york is goin after side walk cafes now lolol

i hope it stings for ya, yet another reason for me NOT to visit. what a ghetto-trash city. hopefully soon ye shall be detroit 2.0.

yeah...i dont like new york if ya cant tell. i revel in that shit heap's problems.

Posted by: southern by the grace of I-95 at May 27, 2013 09:05 PM (DnIpv)

690 G'night to those leaving. I should bug out too, but just got home and now I have a retarded min pin running around the house like he found a stash of meth. 15 minute drive home and I have to read back to see how badly this degraded from when I left.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 09:05 PM (zc45R)

691 Wonder what US currency would smell like?

Anal-eze.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 27, 2013 09:06 PM (U22Yw)

692 680 671 Thrawn are you an ette?

LOL, that's a definite no, although any woman who holds up Thrawn as a role model would be cut-rate in my book! No, I'm just playing a bit of Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 28, 2013 12:53 AM (JqnAE)

Ooh, ooh! Twenty questions! Do you work in STEM?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:07 PM (T1005)

693 699 Wonder what US currency would smell like?

Anal-eze.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 28, 2013 01:06 AM (U22Yw)

....and Ben Bernanke -- 'cause that's where it's all coming from.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:09 PM (T1005)

694 Wonder what US currency would smell like? Defeat?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 09:10 PM (zc45R)

695 *wanders back in and reads* 'Oh my'

Now Bebe am far too bashful for that.

About the only thing not hit upon tonight is transsexual transcendentalism from Transylvania.

*goes back to writing*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2013 09:12 PM (w5kAo)

696 699 Wonder what US currency would smell like? Anal-eze. Posted by: Country Singer at May 28, 2013 01:06 AM (U22Yw) Mmmmmm.. Cherry.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 09:14 PM (Wl/Ht)

697 Cthulhu, has the Elder God found a new place to pollute yet?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 27, 2013 09:14 PM (un8zR)

698 About the only thing not hit upon tonight is transsexual transcendentalism from Transylvania. *goes back to writing* - Anna Puma

Somebody's been drinking too much coffee.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2013 09:14 PM (7B7jB)

699 you rang, girls?

Posted by: Frank 2 Furter at May 27, 2013 09:15 PM (I88Jc)

700 Somebody's been drinking too much coffee. Or watching Rocky horror

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 09:15 PM (czw1D)

701 Did the thread just die?

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:20 PM (4Mwv/)

702 Oh, sure, I come all prepared to ask if I am the only one who doesn't get anal, and the thread is dead.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:23 PM (zrlmb)

703 Not dead yet.

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)

704 I might have known....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:24 PM (zrlmb)

705 I think my favorite ONT moment was when I linked the guess the muff site. The rest of the night was quite the evening of morons going through that blog. No matter how hard the ette's tried to move the conversation to something else a random "Holy shit have you seen 789?" Would bring it right back to female grooming preferences I thought for a while I might catch a ban for it, but no just an epic night of grooming discussion.

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2013 09:24 PM (vQk2o)

706 Just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2013 09:25 PM (jGsIV)

707 I might have known....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2013 01:24 AM

yeah, shocking. lol

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 09:25 PM (FMbng)

708 By "doesn't get" do you mean you don't participate in it or you don't understand the fascination with it?

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:25 PM (4Mwv/)

709 Not dead yet.

Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2013 01:23 AM (FMbng)

It's feet are nailed to the perch.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:25 PM (xa1/W)

710 I don't get anything these days.

But then again, I don't have to ask for permission either, so there is that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:26 PM (xa1/W)

711 You may have just given it a breath of life, Tammy.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 27, 2013 09:26 PM (zc45R)

712 And no, I'm not linking it again. Google it for yourself lazy Moron. Very NSFW

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2013 09:26 PM (vQk2o)

713 705 Cthulhu, has the Elder God found a new place to pollute yet?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 28, 2013 01:14 AM (un8zR)

It's a long story....and the bigger issue is convincing the BH, anyway.

Turns out my camera's memory card died (still looking to recover) and a large box of "sales materials" to persuade the BH went missing while in the tender hands of the USPS. I'll be in "recovery mode" from those disasters this coming week.....assuming that no new disaster occurs overnight <frantically knocking on desk, project boards, cranium>.

....and the BH is right on the verge of chaos, herself. She bumped another car at a stoplight today, and lost her rental car keys yesterday (the agency had to swap cars). She needs to tie up the project she's got going and then straighten out the "cat's away" mice she has back here and get back on a normal schedule before I can make any progress in that regard.

And, of course, every freakin' day has another reason to believe that this state is boned.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:27 PM (T1005)

714 Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2013 01:26 AM (vQk2o)

Unfortunately I am at work.

Hey, but my smarter-than-me phone has internet access...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:27 PM (xa1/W)

715 I was going to ask the same thing as Bomber, almost word-for-word. Good thing I glanced through the comments before composing one.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:29 PM (T1005)

716

Guy I work with brought in the first 5 episodes of Boardwalk Empire (first season). Its not bad. Plus, nekkid chicks though not as many as there are in Game of Thrones. Love the music.

I spent 6 of the last 7 nights at work (12 hour mids) so not much of a Memorial weekend. This is my last night, Yeeaahhhh!!!! I'm looking forward to sleeping in, golfing, swilling beer, not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 27, 2013 09:29 PM (15w2J)

717 718 I don't get anything these days. But then again, I don't have to ask for permission either, so there is that... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 28, 2013 01:26 AM (xa1/W) I feel your pain, my friend. I'm on that same boat, and it doesn't seem to be coming in to port anytime soon, ITKWIMAITYD. Work tomorrow, so off to bed. G'night, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 27, 2013 09:29 PM (5J54Q)

718 We're famous for reposts here, not a big deal.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:30 PM (4Mwv/)

719 Oh sure, distract me with Python.... Bomber, I meant that it did nada for me. I just felt like I had to go to the bathroom. Thor had had a previous girlfriend ( who One True Love) who realllllly liked it, and of course I was NOT going to let her have anything on me...but it didn't do a thing for me. Well, for one thing, he didn't fit and we... oh never mind, I know they haven't relaxed the rules THAT much and no matter how funny I try and make it (and it was hysterical) it'll come across as vulgar! But honestly, I think it's just the taboo of it all, no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:30 PM (zrlmb)

720 zakn, I remember that! I thought you were gonna get banned, too! Did you go on your trip yet?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:32 PM (zrlmb)

721 But honestly, I think it's just the taboo of it all, no? That, and the exposure to stink-that-almost-everyone-tries-real-hard-to-avoid ... and hepatitis.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2013 09:32 PM (Z5Bkb)

722

We're famous for vulgar too, especially this weekend. Rules are relaxed and all.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:32 PM (4Mwv/)

723 Killed it again.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:33 PM (zrlmb)

724 Yep, been back from Iceland for the last three weeks. Unf I'm on my phone and pixy hates im.g.ur, but I'll send them to your twitter in the morning

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2013 09:35 PM (vQk2o)

725 And from the other side - I've never been all that interested in the back door. I like the boobs, and I like seeing them bounce during the action.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:35 PM (4Mwv/)

726 an ex said her girlfriend from work claimed to only get a orgasm from backdoor hijinks

Posted by: hedonism bot at May 27, 2013 09:35 PM (I88Jc)

727 That, and the exposure to stink-that-almost-everyone-tries-real-hard-to-avoid ... and hepatitis. Posted by: Arbalest at May 28, 2013 01:32 AM (Z5Bkb) No, I meant why they LIKE it, LOL. I just don't get it. No, some good old fashioned titty-fuckin'... er, I mean inter-mammary-course....THAT is something we can ALL get into! Heartily! Hardily?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:36 PM (zrlmb)

728 Any Canadian ron or ettes here? If so, do your new 100 dollar bills really smell like maple syrup? (no shit, article on dailymail) Wonder what US currency would smell like? Mexicos? France has to be cheese. Posted by: RWC at May 28, 2013 01:02 AM (Wl/Ht) No, they really don't. Smell like plastic, I guess, seeing as they are printed on plastic stock now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2013 09:36 PM (fNpC1)

729 Wonder what US currency would smell like? Bacon, for the win.

Posted by: t-bird at May 27, 2013 09:37 PM (FcR7P)

730 No, I meant why they LIKE it, LOL. I just don't get it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2013 01:36 AM

I met chicks that don't care if you reenact the D-day landing on their vayjay, but will slit your throat if you ask about anal.

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 09:37 PM (FMbng)

731 Ok I sent them to your twitter

Posted by: Zakn at May 27, 2013 09:37 PM (vQk2o)

732 I come all prepared to ask if I am the only one who doesn't get anal, and the thread is dead. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor I'm guessing that will er "perk things up" considerable.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 09:38 PM (czw1D)

733 Ace emailed this clip. He said it's some of the best acting he's ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZyv1tSTrw

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 27, 2013 09:38 PM (Iyg03)

734 Thor's ex said the same, hedonism. Well, that hers were best that way. And more power to her, I'm just sayin' I can't imagine because there was nothing even remotely erotic about it to me. Mind you I am just a simple hillbilly. But I'm no prude, I like a little kink as much as the next person, but that particular kink was not my cuppa.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:40 PM (zrlmb)

735 Smells like MotherJones comments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2013 09:40 PM (Quyce)

736 I'll check them out, zakn, thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:41 PM (zrlmb)

737 539 Posted by: CAC at May 27, 2013 11:55 PM (EbpJY)

Maybe our Universe is a hybrid of two universes; a quantum one and a relativistic one.

Maybe that's why it's so hard to fuse the two together in theory. We can't because they ain't.

Posted by: eman at May 28, 2013 12:02 AM (cQ4xo)

Well now. That could explain the existence of liberals. They sure don't mesh with normal reality.

Posted by: Grimmy at May 27, 2013 09:41 PM (uUsh9)

738 squeezing cock between massive boobies before a blowjob is crazy that's how forest fires start

Posted by: hedonism bot at May 27, 2013 09:41 PM (I88Jc)

739 Whoa, Nellie! I just generated a network map 'cause I wasn't sure if this computer was doing wired or wireless, and it appears to have some non-Euclidean geometry going on. I'm using a Linksys 4500 (named "Rlyeh", of course) plugged into AT&T's U-verse 2wire for an internet connection, it's running wireless and 2T of its own storage, then 2 direct connects and 2 additional gigabit switches off the wired ports. One of the direct connects goes to a windows home server (named "wserver".....probably should have called it "Innsmouth").

The map says there are four switches and a hub, and that the internet runs through wserver.

I'm obviously not debugging this today, but WTF?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:41 PM (T1005)

740 Thor had had a previous girlfriend ( who One True Love) Waaaaaiiiiitttt a minute. He told you his ex was his one true love?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 09:41 PM (czw1D)

741 squeezing cock between massive boobies before a blowjob is crazy

that's how forest fires start

Posted by: hedonism bot at May 28, 2013 01:41 AM

Then I would have burned half the fucking planet.

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 09:42 PM (FMbng)

742 Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2013 01:37 AM (FMbng) Oh, I am willing to try anything once. It mostly ends up funny, but I'm VERY open to suggestion! And I am good at suggesting things myself! Well, anything with just the two of us. No can do extra persons.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:43 PM (zrlmb)

743 squeezing cock between massive boobies before a blowjob is crazy before? all you have to do is bend your neck forward and its the best of 2 worlds.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 09:44 PM (czw1D)

744 729
But honestly, I think it's just the taboo of it all, no?

That, and the exposure to stink-that-almost-everyone-tries-real-hard-to-avoid ... and hepatitis.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 28, 2013 01:32 AM (Z5Bkb)

You can't really be casual letting it slop across the sheets afterwards, that's for sure.

I think a lot of the reason for repeated anal in heterosexuals was defeated by contraceptive technology, leaving mainly those who are merely looking to "collect the whole set."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:45 PM (T1005)

745 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 01:41 AM (czw1D) No, he didn't tell me, and he denies it. But I know! It's okay, I'm the one he married, after all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:45 PM (zrlmb)

746 Saturday I'm going to Virginia for a kids shoot.

We're not really shooting kids, we're letting the kids do the shooting. .22 rifles and pistols. I'm taking my two Marlins up and letting them sight them in (the model 60 has a new scope, the model 795 has new iron sights). It should be fun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:46 PM (xa1/W)

747 Hi, what'd I miss?

I'm in a room at the Luxor in Las Vegas until next week. The in-room broadband is one of the goofier arrangements I've seen. No WiFi, just a 100 foot Cat5 cable coming out from behind the TV, where it hangs off the IPTV box they use throughout here. After some searching (I'm a professional, dammit, I install this stuff!) I gave up and called the front desk info line for an answer.

I intended to bring a spare WiFi router with me for just this reason but fortunately there is a Fry's less than a mile away. I can probably get a basic unit for around $20. This will give me freedom of movement and let me use my tablet and other wireless-only gear.

Las Vegas doesn't hold a lot of interest for me and I know the town pretty well already, so random exploring is out. I expect I'll get caught up on my movie viewing and 3DS gaming over the course of this week.

Posted by: epobirs at May 27, 2013 09:46 PM (LZF+q)

748 Off Topic, but Jesus Fucking Christ! If a quantity is countable (e.g., how many hamburgers I ate last night) the word to use is "fewer", not "less". I did not eat less hamburgers than Wimpy. I ate fewer hamburgers than Wimpy. I could say "I drank less lemonade than Wimpy." That is OK. On a similar note, it is incorrect to say "that girl gave Joe and I kisses." The simple fucking trick is to take the other person out of the sentence and see if it still sounds sensible. If it does, G-d F-cking Help You. "That girl gave I kisses." Jesus Fucking Christ. Have some self respect.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 09:46 PM (1efte)

749 I tried to make a funny about summoning B*L*A*Z*E*R and pixy slapped the fuck out of me.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 27, 2013 09:48 PM (XihDb)

750 Bob. Have a drink.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:48 PM (xa1/W)

751 No can do extra persons.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2013 01:43 AM (zrlmb)

2 chicks is good, you can stack them and play switchboard. lol

Posted by: Berserker at May 27, 2013 09:49 PM (FMbng)

752 Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large a Can someone that speaks sven please translate. on second thought nevermind. don't want to kill my buzz.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 09:49 PM (czw1D)

753 Calm down, Bob. Rules are partially suspended tonight, including grammar.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:49 PM (4Mwv/)

754 yeah...Ace carries a grudge like nobody's business where the B-man is concerned. Absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:49 PM (xa1/W)

755 Last 30 seconds of the lunch break. Later roonz and roonettez, if you must flame out, make it epic!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 27, 2013 09:50 PM (xa1/W)

756 *frantically scanning posts for less*

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:50 PM (zrlmb)

757 Lots of names in the infamous memorial day post that don't come around any more

Posted by: booger at May 27, 2013 09:51 PM (E1tcO)

758 ehh the b l a z e r nonsense was so epic, i can't blame him for nuking his name from space.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 09:51 PM (czw1D)

759 GGE, That only makes it worse, and I start to doubt myself. But for fucks sakes, we are supposed to be a SMART military blog. I wouldn't kiss my mom with some of the grammar in here.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 09:51 PM (1efte)

760 "That girl gave I kisses."

Jesus Fucking Christ. Have some self respect.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 28, 2013 01:46 AM (1efte)

Plenty of self-respect after "That girl gave IV head."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:52 PM (T1005)

761 Oh, Bers, you are wicked! I should hire a couple of chicks for Thor for his birthday. I don't want to be involved, and I don't want to hear about it after, but he'd probably enjoy it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:53 PM (zrlmb)

762 OK. If someone said "AlextheChick and Paranoid kissed Joe and I" I'd let it slide. But it would keep me up the next night.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 09:53 PM (1efte)

763 Oh I thought the B-man thing was funny. Talk about your implosions. And yea, lots of folks have come and gone.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 09:54 PM (zrlmb)

764

>>>> I wouldn't kiss my mom with some of the grammar in here.

Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty here that would.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 09:54 PM (4Mwv/)

765 770 OK. If someone said "AlextheChick and Paranoid kissed Joe and I" I'd let it slide. But it would keep me up the next night.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 28, 2013 01:53 AM (1efte)

Being kissed by AtC would probably keep me up a few nights as well.....wondering whether I'd see the BH before she killed me.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 09:56 PM (T1005)

766 ehh the b l a z e r nonsense was so epic, i can't blame him for nuking his name from space.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2013 01:51 AM (czw1D)

yes, yes it was though on one hand it was awesome and the other was the way that he seemed to know how to twist that blade was interesting

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 09:56 PM (vJdyz)

767 hmm the Tenchi Muyo movie collection on blu-ray for $20 Posted by: The Dude at May 28, 2013 01:04 AM (vJdyz) The original is still the best... Just remember, he isn't a pedo because she actually merged with an ancient tree in all but form...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 09:58 PM (/YkzI)

768 A general question for anyone: during the action, when the clit becomes too sensitive,where do you like to be touched?

Posted by: hedonism bot at May 27, 2013 09:59 PM (I88Jc)

769 Just remember, he isn't a pedo because she actually merged with an ancient tree in all but form...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 28, 2013 01:58 AM (/YkzI)

But she said she was 1012 years old

Actually never got into the Tenchi series, never interested me when they were releasing on VHS and never watched it through the years

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 10:00 PM (vJdyz)

770 765 Earlier today someone recited a cadence from the 101st Airborne about Jody and two newbies called for him to be banned because they were so offended. Newbies do that alot it seems- good for chasing away the people of olde

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 10:02 PM (albkL)

771 Hey Cthulhu, Is the grammar mappable to English? (and don't get me started on grammar). How does one say "I want to sleep" in Elder God? Which word is "sleep" ? One? More than one? "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 10:02 PM (1efte)

772 Ace emailed this clip. He said it's some of the best acting he's ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZyv1tSTrw Bastard. For that, I'm not using lube with your mom tomorrow night.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 27, 2013 10:02 PM (X9Mnx)

773 Night All. Here is "Aces High" by Iron Maiden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO6giM9UAv0 Up the irons!

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2013 10:03 PM (/YkzI)

774 776 Posted by: hedonism bot Hey, we did pretty good. It took until 776 for someone to go too far

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2013 10:03 PM (czw1D)

775 Hedonism, No matter the state of excitation of the clitoris (although I am an enthusiast), I like to be touched in a special way "there".

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 10:03 PM (1efte)

776 783 I like the feeling of molars on my bunghole

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 10:05 PM (albkL)

777 Cunt punt video (SFW):

http://tinyurl.com/nfm3tgk

7:30 in if the time thingy doesn't work.

Posted by: schizoid at May 27, 2013 10:05 PM (/HuK6)

778 Posted by: hedonism bot at May 28, 2013 01:59 AM (I88Jc) Speaking from experience here, too much play by play will get you warned or banned, even on Memorial Day but...for me, not touching anything for a little awhile is fine or just light light light ever so feather light touching is still okay. President Obama is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 10:06 PM (zrlmb)

779 Oh hell, I better stop now! Night y'all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2013 10:07 PM (zrlmb)

780 flick the bean, flick it

Posted by: The Dude at May 27, 2013 10:08 PM (vJdyz)

781 Tammy, I strongly concur. We should call him the SCOAMFatus. With due props to the Steve Miller Band.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 10:08 PM (1efte)

782 Apropos of nothing in particular, 'cept it's been on my mind. Was visitin' with the godson a while back, and he used "redneck" in an odd pejorative way that didn't really square with what a redneck actually is. I don't recall exactly, but it was like he tripped over a curb and said, "that redneck sidewalk."

Then, a while later, I was driving the godson's cousin back to her dorm and she said something about "that redneck something-or-other" as well.

So, I'm thinking -- rednecks are guys who are workin' their asses off outside, right? Probably 'cause they're trying not to lose the farm to bankers and landlords? There's plenty of things to poke fun at them about, but.....sidewalks?!?!? So I look on Wikipedia and find: "The term is used broadly to degrade working class and rural whites that are perceived by urban progressives to be insufficiently liberal."

Honest-to-God.....being that Bolsheviks are perceived by urban progressive hipster scum to be insufficiently liberal, how the wild fuck do they end up using "redneck" as a general-purpose swear word? And why are they teaching this idiocy to good kids that I deeply care about?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 10:09 PM (T1005)

783 Oh, sure, I come all prepared to ask if I am the only one who doesn't get anal, and the thread is dead OK already. If you're that deprived I'll volunteer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 27, 2013 10:10 PM (X9Mnx)

784 Whoopsie! Well, I'll crawl off to bed, hoping to dream of unclothing gals bound by the burkha.

Posted by: hedonism bot at May 27, 2013 10:11 PM (I88Jc)

785 779 Hey Cthulhu,

Is the grammar mappable to English? (and don't get me started on grammar). How does one say "I want to sleep" in Elder God?

Which word is "sleep" ? One? More than one?

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 28, 2013 02:02 AM (1efte)

"fhtagn" is "sleeps". I don't know how to say "I want" because I just take it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 10:12 PM (T1005)

786 I think "Red Neck" actually originally referred to Scots that wished to have no truck with the Angles, and wore red bandannas around their, well, necks. The usage in the U.S. came later.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 10:12 PM (1efte)

787 Cthulhu, Thanks. (How many times does a human get to say "Thanks" to Cthulhu?). Fhtagnifity.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 27, 2013 10:13 PM (1efte)

788 794 I think "Red Neck" actually originally referred to Scots that wished to have no truck with the Angles, and wore red bandannas around their, well, necks.

The usage in the U.S. came later.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at May 28, 2013 02:12 AM (1efte)

The wikipedia article goes into Scottish Covenanters, but suggests that the association with the rural south is more recent: "A citation from 1893 provides a definition as "poorer inhabitants of the rural districts...men who work in the field, as a matter of course, generally have their skin stained red and burnt by the sun, and especially is this true of the back of their necks"."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 10:19 PM (T1005)

789 Redneck is the n-word you can freely and safely use on white people. Unemployed college students living on someone else's dime need someone they can look down on

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 10:20 PM (albkL)

790 797 Redneck is the n-word you can freely and safely use on white people. Unemployed college students living on someone else's dime need someone they can look down on

Posted by: DAve at May 28, 2013 02:20 AM (albkL)

(a) but anyone?!? Apu at the goddamned Kwik-E-Mart?!?!?

(b) and anything?!? A sidewalk? Whoever heard of "real" rednecks having sidewalks?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 10:23 PM (T1005)

791 797 Redneck is the n-word you can freely and safely use on white people. Unemployed college students living on someone else's dime need someone they can look down on

Posted by: DAve at May 28, 2013 02:20 AM (albkL)

Wikipedia also notes (same article), that "It is similar in meaning to cracker (especially regarding Georgia and Florida), hillbilly (especially regarding Appalachia and the Ozarks), and white trash (but without the last term's suggestions of immorality)."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 10:31 PM (T1005)

792 Was "The Infamous Memorial Day ONT" really that bad ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 27, 2013 10:33 PM (/vOE0)

793 801st !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 27, 2013 10:36 PM (/vOE0)

794 Since it's an annual-versity, I thought I'd jump in to say happy "after midnight on Memorial weekend day-off from work day, two days after the actual holiday but still on the same holiday--if you count time off from work" day!

I was on that thread. I still have nightmares.

It was good to see the actual Memorial Day remembrances, though.

Thank-you to all of those who served, so that I may sit here and be a moron.

Posted by: K-Bob at May 27, 2013 10:37 PM (i2Wz/)

795 I wonder if anyone here misses me, even a little.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 27, 2013 10:38 PM (/vOE0)

796 798 It's denigration of "rednecks" skill and workmanship

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 10:41 PM (albkL)

797 803 I wonder if anyone here misses me, even a little. Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 28, 2013 02:38 AM (/vOE0) Go away....we'll see.

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2013 10:41 PM (20Mmk)

798 Four years ago. Where did the time go ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 27, 2013 10:41 PM (/vOE0)

799 805 803 I wonder if anyone here misses me, even a little.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 28, 2013 02:38 AM (/vOE0)

Go away....we'll see.

Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2013 02:41 AM (20Mmk)

I went away James. For a long time.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 27, 2013 10:42 PM (/vOE0)

800
733 And from the other side - I've never been all that interested in the back door. I like the boobs, and I like seeing them bounce during the action. Posted by: Bomber at May 28, 2013 01:35 AM (4Mwv/)

Amen, Bomber. And thus do I de-lurk & sign off. I'll grab a quick shower, read a little of the latest Skulduggery Pleasant novel (yes, I have little Strangeporksters, and yes, the stories are pretty good.) And crawl into bed with Mrs. Strangepork, who has been out of town for the past few days . . . and no, you don't get pics. Goodnight, dear internet friends, and "see" you tomorrow.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 27, 2013 10:42 PM (t6Hwx)

801 798 And yes, apu has a heroic and inspirational tale to tell if only we would sit quietly at his feet and listen. To think otherwise is racist

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 10:43 PM (albkL)

802 Sorry I'm late to the comments, but does anyone else see the crescent in the lead illustration? While I appreciate the concept of our deceased warriors propping us up, I find the idyllic couples' eastward gaze atop the crescent somewhat disconcerting.

Posted by: dejapa682 at May 27, 2013 10:43 PM (972Y9)

803 Cthulhu,

Some people just spit out "bad" words without thinking about what they mean.

Like the girl in college who screamed "You people are so fucking gay!" into a bug my roommates and I planted outside her window.

Gay?

Perverts, losers, nerds who can't get laid, sure. But if we were *gay* we would have bugged the guys' room on the other side.

Posted by: schizoid at May 27, 2013 10:45 PM (9HUrM)

804 I went away James. For a long time. Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 28, 2013 02:42 AM (/vOE0) Then, welcome back!

Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2013 10:48 PM (20Mmk)

805 810 ...Yeah, I noticed it immediately. But I always see it in the South Carolina state symbol, too. At some point, it's just the moon, after all. (Or any other spherical body being lit mostly from the back left or right.)

They don't get to tell me what that symbol means.

Posted by: K-Bob at May 27, 2013 10:50 PM (i2Wz/)

806 811 Cthulhu,

Some people just spit out "bad" words without thinking about what they mean.

Like the girl in college who screamed "You people are so fucking gay!"
into a bug my roommates and I planted outside her window.

Gay?

Perverts, losers, nerds who can't get laid, sure. But if we were *gay* we would have bugged the guys' room on the other side.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 02:45 AM (9HUrM)

Yeah, I get that -- and when it was only one kid, that was my take. But the Emmanuel Goldstein du jour for the left is....indebted farmers?!? Really?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 10:50 PM (T1005)

807 814 Yep. The hardest working people they could name. perverse.

Posted by: DAve at May 27, 2013 10:51 PM (albkL)

808 810 The crescent is there if you look for it. I saw them as looking north.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 11:05 PM (4Mwv/)

809

Although if you want to analyze that picture too deeply, the underground soldiers are shooting away from the beach, which means they're either invading or they're fighting off a rebellion. Probably a rebellion by a bunch of rednecks from flyover country.

At first glance I really liked that picture. Think I'll stick with my first impression of it.

Posted by: Bomber at May 27, 2013 11:08 PM (4Mwv/)

810 811 Cthulhu,

Some people just spit out "bad" words without thinking about what they mean.

Like the girl in college who screamed "You people are so fucking gay!"
into a bug my roommates and I planted outside her window.

Gay?

Perverts, losers, nerds who can't get laid, sure. But if we were *gay* we would have bugged the guys' room on the other side.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 02:45 AM (9HUrM)

Oh, that reminds me -- the famous economist who said, "In the long run, we're all dead"? Turns out, he could have appended "....and the kids sorting out the aftermath won't be mine." http://tinyurl.com/yl5lv5o

Kind of adds a little frisson of tension to Bernanke's little games, doesn't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 11:10 PM (T1005)

811 #808

The early audio versions were great but they switched to a different performer who didn't bring as much to the characters. In the last volume I heard, the reader's version of Billy Ray Sanguine was a completely different interpretation, which was kind of jarring.

Posted by: epobirs at May 27, 2013 11:14 PM (LZF+q)

812 Oh, that reminds me -- the famous economist who said, "In the long run, we're all dead"? Turns out, he could have appended "....and the kids sorting out the aftermath won't be mine." http://tinyurl.com/yl5lv5o

Kind of adds a little frisson of tension to Bernanke's little games, doesn't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 03:10 AM (T1005)

Careful, you might make me change my opinion on gay adoption.

Posted by: schizoid at May 27, 2013 11:19 PM (9HUrM)

813 820 Oh, that reminds me -- the famous economist who
said, "In the long run, we're all dead"? Turns out, he could have
appended "....and the kids sorting out the aftermath won't be mine."
http://tinyurl.com/yl5lv5o

Kind of adds a little frisson of tension to Bernanke's little games, doesn't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 03:10 AM (T1005)
Careful, you might make me change my opinion on gay adoption.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 03:19 AM (9HUrM)

What's your opinion now? I'm all for gay adoption....the kids need something and they're surely not getting it from the government.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 11:25 PM (T1005)

814 So any other nations ready to go burny burn like Sweden? Figure a couple more go up I may be able to use the pool before fall. 50 degrees. Memorial Day? Damn global warming sure is cold. Time to burn some styrofoam and spray a shit ton of hairspray into the atmosphere.

Posted by: RWC at May 27, 2013 11:25 PM (Wl/Ht)

815 Wow. Still up and at it? It's been mentioned by that picture is pretty clear in depicting the foundation of society. It's kind of true in other ways too, though. We only live with paved roads, plenty of food, and (many) conquered illnesses because others spent their lives and died taming the wild, starving and ploughing fields, and being human guinea pigs for the advancement of medical knowledge. Everything we have is built on the backs of those who worked before us and those who work today. But they don't work today, because it's set aside to respecial a special kind of sacrifice. Thanks for those who've fought, for those who've died, securing liberty and defending our country.

Posted by: .87c at May 27, 2013 11:36 PM (a9Kbt)

816 I suppose it's better than nothing. But you know what's going to happen: girls who want to give up their babies for adoption will not be allowed to choose heterosexual couples, because bigotry. Thus more abortions and more single moms.

Posted by: schizoid at May 27, 2013 11:38 PM (9HUrM)

817 824 I suppose it's better than nothing. But you know what's going to happen: girls who want to give up their babies for adoption will not be allowed to choose heterosexual couples, because bigotry. Thus more abortions and more single moms.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 03:38 AM (9HUrM)

Too easy. Those that care can give up their babies to organizations like Catholic adoptions......those that give up their infants to the state will have anyone who qualifies adopting their progeny. Worst-case scenario: the state goes pachinko through the "foster kids" machine.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005)

818 Too easy. Those that care can give up their babies to organizations like Catholic adoptions.

Until those organizations are required to give babies to gay couples. You know it's coming.

those that give up their infants to the state will have anyone who qualifies adopting their progeny. Worst-case scenario: the state goes pachinko through the "foster kids" machine.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 03:45 AM (T1005)

The "foster kids machine" is a den of abuse. Abortion is better IMO.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 12:02 AM (9HUrM)

819 Huh, didn't even break 1k. Serious you guys, work it harder.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 28, 2013 12:11 AM (A4irB)

820 The "foster kids machine" is a den of abuse. Abortion is better IMO.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 04:02 AM (9HUrM)

It's arguable, but it's not orders of magnitude different.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 12:12 AM (T1005)

821 It's arguable, but it's not orders of magnitude different.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 04:12 AM (T1005)

It doesn't matter what you or I think. It matters what the pregnant teenage girl who doesn't want to abort thinks. If she can find a couple who she thinks will make good parents for her baby, then she will give it to them. The libertarian in me says that she should be given as many choices as possible: straight, gay, it doesn't matter.

But the realist in me says if gay couples are an option, and no one chooses them, then the government will start "encouraging" more gay adoptions with regulations. Which means that she won't get to choose her baby's parents, some faceless bureaucrat will, and she may well decide her baby would be better off dead.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 12:36 AM (9HUrM)

822 Finally got around to reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_P._Cromwell -- what an inspiration. Faced with the choice of a chance at personal survival and potentially betraying war plans (that he knew might well be abandoned) or certain doom, he willingly rode secrecy and honor to a watery grave. It's like a trifecta of ways to weenie-out, and he decided to go like a boss.

In the right places, kids are probably being named "John Cromwell Nahasapeemapetilon", and rightly so.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 12:40 AM (T1005)

823 829 It's arguable, but it's not orders of magnitude different.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 04:12 AM (T1005)

It doesn't matter what you or I think. It matters what the pregnant teenage girl who doesn't want to abort thinks. If she can find a couple who she thinks will make good parents for her baby, then she will give it to them. The libertarian in me says that she should be given as many choices as possible: straight, gay, it doesn't matter.

But the realist in me says if gay couples are an option, and no one chooses them, then the government will start "encouraging" more gay adoptions with regulations. Which means that she won't get to choose her baby's parents, some faceless bureaucrat will, and she may well decide her baby would be better off dead.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 04:36 AM (9HUrM)

Then the libertarian in you should recognize that it's not the girl, not the kid, not the agency, and not the adoptive parents that's the problem -- it's the government. Do a quick scan on Article I, section 8 here -- http://tinyurl.com/ys6xj3 -- and see if "adoption" shows up.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 12:46 AM (T1005)

824 Then the libertarian in you should recognize that it's not the girl, not the kid, not the agency, and not the adoptive parents that's the problem -- it's the government. Do a quick scan on Article I, section 8 here -- http://tinyurl.com/ys6xj3 -- and see if "adoption" shows up.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 04:46 AM (T1005)

I totally agree. Unfortunately the government isn't going away.

Posted by: schizoid at May 28, 2013 12:50 AM (9HUrM)

825 It's 4 in the morning, for fuck's sake, and instead of dreaming of the usual Zombie Apocalypse, I'm smoking a Newport out on the back porch while the Damned Dog searches for the perfect spot. Nobody tells you that when a Saint Bernard turns 8, they become as continent as an old Jewish man.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 28, 2013 01:03 AM (0duDc)

826 And.................new topic. We have a semi-encapsulated water-filled mattress, which is essentially a shallow waterbed nestled within a foam structure and covered with a cushion. If you aren't lucky enough to have one now, you're missing out.

Anyhoo -- if you move or rebuild such a beast, how long should you figure before it's "safe"?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 28, 2013 01:04 AM (T1005)

827 How come feminine hygiene isn't a key linchpin of Feminist theory?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 28, 2013 02:14 AM (SzAZ7)

828 Mr Feverhead, that's an excellent question but who will be brave enough to wade into that murky, filthy swamp to find that answer?

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 28, 2013 02:29 AM (P/7m+)

829 Mr Feverhead, do you think that if the more unkempt and unwashed proponents of feminine theory cleaned up, they would be less ugly?

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 28, 2013 02:40 AM (P/7m+)

830 Mr Feverhead, do you think that if the more unkempt and unwashed proponents of feminine theory cleaned up, they would be less ugly? Posted by: fastfreefall at May 28, 2013 06:40 AM (P/7m+) Good morning Ronuluns. If I may be so forward as to interlope, I would say yes. My thesis would be that a woman who is loved mentally, physically and spiritually is more attractive and less bitchy therefore far less likely to be a democrat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 28, 2013 02:45 AM (XIxXP)

831 When i was in college, many moons ago, i used to wonder if the unhygenic ones in the feminist camp went unhygenic because they were scary ugly or did they get scary ugly because they went unhygenic? This is shit i used to wonder about as an idealistic youth.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 28, 2013 02:46 AM (P/7m+)

832 Mr OSP, you may be onto something. I remember seeing a video short about a dude named johnny lingo and the uglies5 gal in the tribe suddenly being worth 7 cows, to eveyone's disbelief. Sure enough, treated right, the ugly went away.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 28, 2013 02:50 AM (P/7m+)

833 Posted by: fastfreefall at May 28, 2013 06:50 AM (P/7m+) You need some Mary Cloggenwazzer......she'll straighten you out.

Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2013 02:56 AM (20Mmk)

834 Ah the irony of that picture. The sea of blood imagery and the OBVIOUS drug addiction association with the soldiery. For those who can not see the machine gunner has a quite recognizable hypodermic, old style, and all the bayonets resemble needles. What the pic REALLY says is that stupid people, I assume Americans but it can be any nation, maintain a lifestyle they built on the blood of the world and their addiction to the mundane. That the masses are OBLIVIOUS to the DARKNESS and EVIL of which they are ADDICTED to.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 28, 2013 03:53 AM (G6kli)

835 838 And I am quite certain people wondered why you lurked in bushes rubbing one out to any female strolling by. Including the canine persuasion. That's right, you are the one attending the Glenn Beck rallies. You planning to move into his utopia as well? I bet he won't allow any jackin it in the shrubbery.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 28, 2013 03:56 AM (G6kli)

836 Linchpin is a racist term. You must turn in your free speech license.

Posted by: Dicky Durbin at May 28, 2013 08:12 AM (SzAZ7)

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