May 29, 2013
— Maetenloch
60 Years Ago: Top of the World Baby!
Quote of the Day: Thoughts on the Common Toad
How many a time have I stood watching the toads mating, or a pair of hares having a boxing match in the young corn, and thought of all the important persons who would stop me enjoying this if they could. But luckily they can't. So long as you are not actually ill, hungry, frightened or immured in a prison or a holiday camp, spring is still spring. The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun, and neither the dictators nor the bureaucrats, deeply as they disapprove of the process, are able to prevent it.
-- George Orwell
Radical Chicago Hacker Pleads Guilty to Stratfor Leak
Hammond and others of his ilk like to style themselves as hackivists but their actions show them for what they are: petty criminals and online thugs.
While some journalists and many in the hacktivism community have somewhat romanticized Hammond's anarchist character and hailed him as a hero on social media, often comparing his situation to that of Aaron Swartz, Hammond has a long and sordid history.As a freshman at the University of Illinois Chicago, Hammond hacked into the website of his computer science department, which ultimately got him in trouble at the school, where he was not allowed to return the following year.
He was a well-known figure in the circles of protest movements, including that of black-bloc anarchists. In a span of three years, he'd been arrested ten times in three different states, according to a lengthy profile in Rolling Stone magazine.
In a speech at Defcon 2004, Hammond spoke on a panel about electronic civil disobedience, citing politicians and capitalists as problems that should be addressed by hacktivism.
Hammond previously spent time in prison for hacking credit card information from the right-wing website Protest Warrior, which was a counter-protest group to the anti-war protest movement. The website released details regarding the incident at the time, accusing Hammond of further using the attack to create public sympathy and to spread disinformation about the group.
In 2009, while still on probation for his prior arrest, Hammond was again arrested - this time during a protest in Chicago to oppose the proposed plan to host the Olympics, in which he burned the Olympic flag. While he could have received more prison time for violating his probation, he ended up with community service, a curfew and some very tight probation terms.
Remembering the Aleutian Battles
Fifteen months of warfare in the frost and fog of subarctic weather ought to be tough to forget. But seven decades after the fight for the Aleutian Islands reached its banzai climax on May 29, 1943, the mistake-plagued allied campaign to drive Japanese forces from North America remains "the forgotten battle."The campaign does rate a sensational headline: Japan Invades North America. The Aleutians campaign began in early June 1942 when a large Imperial Japanese Navy (IJN) task force entered U.S. territorial waters and launched successful amphibious invasions of the Alaskan islands of Attu and Kiska.
Which leads to a second sensational headline: Japanese Invaders Conquer, Fortify U.S. Territory.
Obamacare: A New Surprise Everyday
Well they passed it and we're still finding out what's in it.
In a little-noticed speech to the Iowa Republican Party this month, Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul mocked President Obama's signature health care overhaul, noting the 122,000 new medical diagnostic codes doctors will have to use in order to inform the government about injuries sustained by Americans.
Those codes, said Sen. Paul, a medical doctor himself, include line-items for 'injuries sustained from a turtle,' 'walking into a lamppost' and 'injuries sustained from burning water skis.'
I thought this was just another euphemism for D-rape but apparently it's a real thang.
6 Dancers, 1 Transparent Stool
Your bourgeois world-view will be challenged by the transgressive act of...public shitting.
Difficult territory is a cornerstone of the visual arts - so artist Mikala Dwyer knew it would be confronting last night when she invited Balletlab dancers to empty their bowels as part of a performance at the Australian Centre for Contemporary Art....The two-hour act saw the six dancers, masked but naked beneath sheer garments, move around a room in the gallery before sitting on transparent stools and performing - only if they were moved to do so - what is usually one of our most private and rarely discussed daily acts.
..."When Mikala brought this idea of a performance and film dealing with material transformation and ritual to us, we evaluated it as a key and bold move in her practice, one that links to a long artistic legacy looking at alchemical transformation and magical performance. The work, while challenging taboos, never becomes sensational or gratuitous. It's wonderful, powerful work."
Oh yes it's going to be powerful - which is why you don't want front row seats.
Eva Longoria Gets A Masters Degree
A real one - not one of those honorary ones. But it's in Chicano Studies so she better keep that day job.
Teh Tweet!
Yahoo group. That is all.
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Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 05:59 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 10:01 PM (8lmkt)
Need one or just in the mood for one?
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2013 06:02 PM (XkotV)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (c8bG0)
Posted by: Jack at May 29, 2013 06:03 PM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2013 10:02 PM (XkotV)
damn you, evil comic genius!! I'm gonna go with "need" at this point. and advise that, if it's a liver you're after, you should probably look elsewhere, I use ride mine pretty hard. 
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT)
Ah....BCochran didn't get any tonight (he's married...what a surprise!) so he's painting himself blue and opening up the
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Sesame Street's privy at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (c8bG0)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: NWConservative at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (6pUoP)
Posted by: Jack at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (Vk2pI)
I see by that first pic that not only did our former SOS get her name from that man but also got his thighs and ankles.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (WgeYS)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at May 29, 2013 06:05 PM (9XBK2)
fuck, I don't even know what that means!!! oh, wait, tapes? they still make those little tapes for in the car? because I have shitloads of them and it would be so fab to find a place to unload them.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Stringer Bell at May 29, 2013 06:06 PM (aozUR)
Posted by: Davros at May 29, 2013 06:06 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: NWConservative at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (6pUoP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sesame Street's privy at May 29, 2013 10:05 PM (c8bG0)
I can't tell you how much I hate that. The Big Designer could have come up with something better. I have this thought several times a day, mostly in the morning.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (8lmkt)
It's called the Bible (Old Testament -- the original!).
It seems to have worked well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: elizabethe is a UC snob at May 29, 2013 06:07 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (Vk2pI)
Two weeks?
I withdraw the mocking.
I'm sorry.
So, so sorry.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:08 PM (K+I6z)
It's called the Bible (Old Testament -- the original!).
It seems to have worked well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 10:07 PM (O6Tmi)
*****
Which book of the Bible mentions dildo?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)
It's called the Bible (Old Testament -- the original!).
It seems to have worked well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 10:07 PM (O6Tmi)
...........................
Hello Methuselah'sDildo?
Posted by: Molly k. at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (WgeYS)
Posted by: MrCaniac, Now Known as Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:09 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: elizabethe is a UC snob at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Þe Olde Kumura Meme at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (p4aFM)
Playground recreational supervisory class was full
Posted by: harleycowboy at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (yfeAd)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:10 PM (4Mv1T)
I had one in my Volvo. My favorite was Blue Cheer, that anthem thing they did, oh, yeah, Summertime Blues. 8-tracks were probably teh crappiest tune-delivery system ever invented.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: elizabethe is a UC snob at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (zPVBH)
So today I overheard one of the (female) coworkers crying foul over an unprofessional mail she got from a client. The client said, I quote - "I am getting goosebumps in anticipation of meeting you in person".
Cases of LOLz were had across the office, and also of creeps.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (doBIb)
Have you tried guilting your wife into sex?
Yes, you are young, so you may not have realized that sex is a zero-sum game.
Sweetie, I love you so much and I want you so much, but you seem so distant now that your parents are here. Is it me? What can I do? Do you want me to sleep in the other room?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:11 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:12 PM (K+I6z)
Stop.
Stop it.
Stop this fucking planet, I want to get off.
Posted by: Codec717 at May 29, 2013 06:12 PM (5i/58)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 29, 2013 10:10 PM (p4aFM)
Bite your tongue tank boy.
UC and Cal State system are very, very different.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2013 06:13 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: YIKES! at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 10:13 PM (K+I6z)
Are we rooting for Chicago? I think I might be, but willing to go with the consensus of the horde.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:14 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (wXcOC)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:15 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 29, 2013 10:09 PM (pxDth)
I could make a tortured connection to Onan (Bannion can help), but I'll go with Lamentations.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (Up4f+)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (Y1Mgm)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 29, 2013 06:16 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:17 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 06:17 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:17 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (RYVE/)
Posted by: harleycowboy at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (yfeAd)
I thought you were Catholic. clearly not, because Catholics do guilt much better than you.
Roofies?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 09:59 PM (9XBK2)
Excuse me?
Posted by: Liam Neeson at May 29, 2013 06:18 PM (EV3Uf)
Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)
Major? Women's and Gender Studies"
She should get married and have some kids, that will be like getting the PE
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Þe Political Hat at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (9XBK2)
hooray!
\
i hate this day, Maet that was way more than i needed to know!
I only congratulate children for doing it in a potty!
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (nqBYe)
Has anybody else noticed the trend toward people needing so badly to feel special that even if they are a loser, they have to be a special type of loser?
For example, the mother of the kid who planned to blow up the high school in Oregon explained that her son had PANDAS (Pediatric autoimmune neurologic disorder after Streptococcus), and then explained that it is a "special kind of OCD". Not the garden variety of whack-o, but a special breed.
Or the whole nonsense of psychosexual identity- such that being a pervert is so mundane, being merely gay is boring, but being a transgendered, transitional polyamorous dolphin-loving coprophile is hip and edgy and cool?
And many of these "special" categories invoke blame on some entity outside of self, so the perverse specialness is somebody else's fault.
Or am I merely restating the obvious?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:20 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (K+I6z)
Re baby names: 18 years ago we were picking names for the twin daughters, Regrettably, we ruled out Polyhymnia and Terpsichore, but picked Emma for one daughter. It was a family name on both sides, solid, and distinctive (not a lot of Emmas around then, or so we thought) but not too unusual (like Maude or Gertrude).
Five years later there were three Emmas in her kindergarten class.
Where the heck do all the Liams come from?
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (ZTdR5)
Well, it will end...eventually.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:21 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 10:18 PM (RYVE/)
jeez, you made me check the closets for intruders!!!
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Picric at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (9AiNa)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2013 06:22 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2013 10:22 PM (9+vDU)
Italian is with an "f" . . . not sure about Spanish, we don't have the good kind of spanish where I live.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Waldo at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (dHIHO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)
My son was born in Occupied Germany (West Berlin.) No one else I knew was having children. My daughter was born ten years later, when we were living in Evansville, Indiana. No friends were pregnant.
I managed to name BOTH children Christopher and Jennifer, the #1 names for their respective birth years. Cue Twilight Zone music.
And my middle grandchild is Emma, and was named after her great-grandmother. Again with the spooky music.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 29, 2013 06:24 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: [/i] An Observation at May 29, 2013 06:25 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Baldy at May 29, 2013 06:25 PM (tyDFN)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:25 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:25 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (p4aFM)
Irvine has become an Islamist hell-hole. Rabid Jihadists in many departments, active anti-Jewish activity, and the UC system does nothing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: RWC at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Picric at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (9AiNa)
Posted by: The Doctoral Hat at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Madtom at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (IyxzF)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (qPCAa)
They put out...at least in the early 80s.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:26 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: Ed Anger at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (G9Mmf)
37 My parents used this stupid book filled with names for all three of their kids. It's called the Bible (Old Testament -- the original!).
How do we get so many Hannahs and Rachels and Davids, but no one names their kid Rahab, Onan, Jezebel, or Delilah?
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (ZTdR5)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (kxSZr)
She tried one time to "lock me out of the bedroom". I laughed and then popped the door open with a butter knife.
Use your fist next time. It's more impressive.
Posted by: harleycowboy at May 29, 2013 06:27 PM (yfeAd)
Posted by: LindaFell at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (PGO8C)
I was always grateful my mother put her foot down, or I would have been named Ingeborg.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Waldo at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (dHIHO)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: MrCaniac, Now Known as Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (eFLi6)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (WgeYS)
WTF????? Naturally, I have to ask, is he single?
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)
I really don't get the type of people that want to hug a bear today .
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
Undeniably Second Class.
When were you at Cal?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (O6Tmi)
Uhhh.... how come all the kids named Mason, are being named that NORTH of the Mason Dixon Line?
They tryin ta tell us something?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 06:29 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: gracepmc at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (rznx3)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (p4aFM)
Here's the email that guy sent out:
"Modern day nazis pledging their obedience to the State and the platform of state-sponsored terrorism - neo-fascist ProtestWarriors, you have been HACKED by your friendly neighborhood hacker anarchist =)
Right-wing extremists are modern-day brown shirts who abuse and harass activists who are fighting for social justice while claiming to be in the moral right. By infiltrating and crashing legal, peaceful assemblies, the ProtestWarriors are fighting against the democratic process while claiming to uphold the core values of this country. It is unpatriotic to blindly accept and obey the dogma of the ruling classes, and to lash out at peace activists who are trying to build a better world is intolerable. We're shutting you down.
Operation Liberty Rising is right. The Republicans think that they can rape NYC and the 9/11 attacks to further their political agenda of endless war and breaks for the rich upper classes and multinational corporations. The people of New York are rising up to let them know that they won't be getting away with it. Millions of people in the streets will be shutting the convention down, and your extremist right-wing minority can do nothing to stop it.
We\'re not fighting to put Kerry in office, and we're certainly not fighting for a socialist dictatorship. We are building a society free from all parasitic ruling classes... Democrats, Republicans, they're all on the same party of capitalism and the state. We dream of a world free from presidents and politicians who exploit us enslave us and do everything except represent us. We've had enough, and we will settle for nothing short of total world liberation for one and all. And we're willing to do whatever it takes to achieve these visions of a free society.
On our way to discovering what we love, we will discover everything we hate, everything that stands in the way of freedom and justice for all.
ProtestWarriors, give up! We have you surrounded and outnumbered. See you on the streets,
Before I go, some fun facts for the whole family: personal details of the head organizers of ProtestWarrior, complete with password information....
Hackers are organizing for a massive electronic civil disobedience campaign against the Republican party to coincide with the massive protests in New York City for the Republican National Convention. This document contains logistical information on how people can participate in this campaign...."
Then he gives tells his fellow hacktivists what they are going to be doing to disrupt the RNC convention. It's a long email but it ends thusly:
"That's all for today, kids. Stay out of trouble, and don't get caught!"
Posted by: Skunky Choom at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (P0AbR)
Posted by: troyriser at May 29, 2013 06:30 PM (ptcFO)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: She who will not be named at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: T. at May 29, 2013 06:31 PM (49aO2)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 29, 2013 06:32 PM (aH+zP)
Had the addadicktomy, did (s)he? I don't get that . . . I really, really don't.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:32 PM (8lmkt)
Anything that doesn't bite and kills fire ants should be encouraged.
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 29, 2013 06:33 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:33 PM (K+I6z)
ObamaCare could get rid of a few thousand injury codes with this one code.
"Hey! Hold ma beer. Watch this!
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 29, 2013 06:33 PM (PBm/l)
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:33 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:33 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (QupBk)
Jezebel is one of those Hebrew word-plays. It means "not exalted", or so say the baby books. Highly unlikely that the princess of Canaan was named this by her parents.
More likely her real name was "Promise of God". El-Izabet. . .
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (QTHTd)
Points for show and character reference
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (VPYp4)
Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (Nsomq)
So they proved that modern performance art is shit. Irony within irony.
I've decided to look upon everything I do as performance art. Wonder if I can get a grant.
Posted by: What's that smell? at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (qKpun)
Oh, snap!!!! It's the power of prayer . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:34 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: fluffy, filthy Skandi at May 29, 2013 06:35 PM (c8bG0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:36 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2013 06:36 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 06:36 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:36 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:36 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (ZTdR5)
Even we like our privacy. We usually try to hide behind a dumpster to shit!
Isn't that right Boulder?
Posted by: Any Hobo at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (dV9yT)
yet i still think they sound very harsh.
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2013 06:37 PM (hwWP+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 06:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at May 29, 2013 06:38 PM (NlCgY)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:38 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: T. at May 29, 2013 06:39 PM (49aO2)
Detroit for the win. I don't give a dang about hockey, despite being Canadian, but my mother's family was from Detroit. But that's not why I want them to win.
Why Detroit then? Republican governor and most of the people that care about the Wings aren't in the dwindling city of Detroit. Chicago, for all the misery it helped supply to America, doesn't deserve the extra revenue that future playoff games will bring in. And if a few people in Chicago cry. or even off themselves after a loss, we all win.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 29, 2013 06:39 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (9XBK2)
I once read that telemarketing scammers pick out names from the phone book that sound "old." For instance, Mildred, Helen, Josephine..
Posted by: A Rose by any other name... at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)
Oh, snap!!!! It's the power of prayer . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 10:34 PM
More prayer is needed. His aim is a little off.
Posted by: huerfano at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 29, 2013 06:41 PM (p4aFM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (doBIb)
Re: Baby Names:
The second fastest riser for boys was Gael, and for girls, Perla. Both names most likely are on the rise due to the increase in the Spanish-speaking population in the United States. Perla is the Latinized version of Pearl and is popular among Hispanic-Americans. GaelÂ’s popularity could be tied to Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal.
Social Security Adm.
!Viva!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Flipper doesn't do midwifing. at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:43 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Mr. Spock, piloting a hot-wired, time-travelling Bird-of-Prey at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (R/cOl)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (hwWP+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (aDwsi)
I personally discovered a phenomenon involving the names Darlene and Brenda.
There is a 95% chance you know of a Brenda or a Darlene who at one time in their lives owned a Camaro.
Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (vzLhi)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 10:43 PM (qPCAa)
good
the cheap kind
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (JMmQ9)
This yearÂ’s winners for biggest jump in popularity in the Top 500 are Major and Arya.
The fastest riser on the girls’ list may have been influenced by the popular cable TV series “Game of Thrones.” You also might trace Major’s increase in popularity to a cable TV show. “Home by Novogratz” is a popular home design show featuring Major Novogratz, the youngest son of designers Robert and Cortney.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2013 06:44 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:45 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 06:45 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: grognard at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (smT+e)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 10:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Sounds like I won't get to do a head to head comparison. Probably too dry this far West.
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 29, 2013 06:46 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: The dude at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM (vJdyz)
oh, hell, no . . . I can't believe you need a license to drive a car, but any two useless fucktards can make a kid.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:47 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (qPCAa)
"There is a 95% chance you know of a Brenda or a Darlene who at one time in their lives owned a Camaro."
Jethro and Jethrene.
Posted by: Cicero Kid eatin' pecan pie with a glass of cold milk at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (jz0+s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (TKYQO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (VPYp4)
I blame Isabella on Twilight. Is there a Sophia in there too? Everyone I know with young kids has a Sophia, an Aidan and/or a Liam.Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Madtom at May 29, 2013 06:48 PM (IyxzF)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (qPCAa)
Names that need to come back:
Rutherford. Conrad.Calvin. Gus (Augustus). Nick. Bob. Zeke. Tecumseh.
Names that need to go away:
Jaden. Caden. Braden. Haden.
Also Hunter, Tanner, Taylor and Wesley.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, drive-by commenting at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (6rcHp)
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I am disinclined to vulgarity...., but is just fucking sad when TV has an influence on the naming of children
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (aG9Vk)
Posted by: Debby Reynolds Wrap at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: The dude at May 29, 2013 06:49 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:50 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:50 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: Ed Anger at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Madtom at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (IyxzF)
Posted by: teej at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (erYRT)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 29, 2013 06:51 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)
how could anyone do that to a human being.
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (VPYp4)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:52 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: a creeping sense of remorse at May 29, 2013 06:53 PM (NGsLN)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (zrlmb)
Lucky jammy BASTARD.
Posted by: Korah at May 29, 2013 10:42 PM (QTHTd)
Dam! Missed!
Posted by: The Mole King at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (lZBBB)
I was named after an archangel.
No, Pug was not one of the archangels. But if he were, he would be the defender of the happy drunkard, and his weapon would be head-butting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, drive-by commenting at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl....in Maui phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (yVZBD)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (VPYp4)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 29, 2013 06:54 PM (CdeLs)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:55 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:55 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:55 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl....in Maui phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at May 29, 2013 06:55 PM (yVZBD)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 06:56 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 06:56 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 10:53 PM (piMMO)
Its an attempt to SLOW down how fast the Government will pay out Medicaid and such...
Even with the Codes now... they often are kicked back with questions (not denied, just kicked back for clarification when none is needed).
(I do IT support for Drs....)
Posted by: The Mole King at May 29, 2013 06:56 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 06:56 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Gilligan Hoss Smith at May 29, 2013 06:56 PM (7cS5n)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:57 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 06:57 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl....in Maui phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at May 29, 2013 06:57 PM (yVZBD)
Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2013 06:57 PM (QupBk)
Yeah.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (ZPrif)
Hey, TR... I just can't imagine what college town that might be. Boone? Buies Creek? Greenville? ;-)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: toby928© at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: T. at May 29, 2013 06:58 PM (49aO2)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: troyriser at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (ptcFO)
That is fuckin' scary. Not to mention a great way to get yourself a dead baby. OTOH, prayers up that it all turns out right for them. You cannot always trust the docs, and I do hope this is one of those cases.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl....in Maui phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (yVZBD)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)
Just insane. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
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So..., there's probably a code for being henpecked
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 06:59 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:00 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:00 PM (HVOxM)
Same thing happened with me. Parents only knew one guy with my name. By third grade, there were four of us in a class of about 30.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 07:00 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:00 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 07:00 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:01 PM (QTHTd)
she's afraid of having a c-section. She's avoiding the hospital because
the docs told her she probably will require a c-section. But she found a
mid-wife who said she doesn't.
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We have a jailed 'midwife' here. Arrested for murder after a baby died.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:01 PM (aDwsi)
"And Kimberlys have been taken over by Nicoles, which were taken over by Ashleys"
Alert us when the Gingers take over.
Posted by: Cicero Kid eatin' pecan pie with a glass of cold milk at May 29, 2013 07:01 PM (jz0+s)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:02 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (zrlmb)
Ooh, good trick.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:03 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 11:02 PM (GEICT)
And the admiration of the horde . . . despite the fact that you apparently don't deserve connubial bliss anymore, you're a good dude, Cochran. I'm proud and happy to know you.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (4Mv1T)
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The Shit Dropping Dancers, with special Guest Star, GALLAGHER, and his amazing <strike>Veg</strike> Shit-O-Matic !
Front row seats are 90% discounted.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (doBIb)
i do however think if you are at risk, it shouldn't be an option for you.
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: M. Rubio at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (dHIHO)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (qPCAa)
There is something about biblical names that really appeals to me. I am not very religious, but a name like Noah or Jacob carries a burden for the owner to live up to, but it is most often a positive burden. And this is not to say that only Christian names can carry that weight. But most names with gravitas are based on various religious histories.
Example: Elizabeth vs. Brandy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, drive-by commenting at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (bxdEy)
Posted by: The dude at May 29, 2013 07:04 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:05 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:05 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at May 29, 2013 07:05 PM (fCw1i)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)
yeah, srsly, you guys, what is up with that??
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 11:03 PM (zrlmb)
I don't think sewing up the lips would stop snoring. You'd have to plug up his nose, as well.
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 11:04 PM (qPCAa)
or a pillow over both might work.
but you would need a lifetime of ice to keep him still handsome for a spell.
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 07:07 PM (nqBYe)
I hope so but I'm a 'Burgh ex-pat. The NBC Hockey talking heads are predicting that whoever wins the West wins the Cup. GO PENS!!!
Posted by: puddleglum at May 29, 2013 07:07 PM (bxdEy)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 29, 2013 07:07 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:07 PM (ZPrif)
Hell, that's Durham? Hot damn... stupid, entitled, AND crazy is no way to go through life.
I thought that kind of brilliance could only come from Crapple Hole... kinda had a Carrboro side of the tracks feel to it, actually.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:07 PM (HVOxM)
I would like to remind everyone about the greatness known as Chicago
first the cup
then the world series
then the super bowl
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 07:07 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: The dude at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (vJdyz)
>>>> I love Firefly, partly for the message. But remember, the show was '02, the movie was '05. Whole different government to hate back then.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (RzFy5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)
Thumper?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (K+I6z)
I also took a cue from Dune and gave him a special family-only name that I use with him that no one else knows.
Riddick?
Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 07:08 PM (BUcLz)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:09 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:09 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:09 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 29, 2013 07:09 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at May 29, 2013 07:10 PM (VPYp4)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 07:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:10 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:11 PM (zrlmb)
It's too bad... poor Durham is always getting overlooked, no matter how violent they get. I tell you, all those crimes up there are just cries for attention.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:11 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:11 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: The dude at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 11:07 PM (ZPrif)
Joe, when is she birthing this child? Because the horde is pretty damn generous with prayer and it's proved to be an oddly powerful tool.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 07:13 PM (K+I6z)
Yep. Whedon's "Firefly" and "Serenity" comprised one epic concern-troll against the Republican Party, from root to shrub.
He ended up uprooting the entirety of post-Civil-War liberalism, but this was by accident. I figure he realised his mistake when he (lamely) sold the series as being feminist, and totally not reactionary at all. Remember that "Equality Now!" shit he was selling?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:13 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 29, 2013 07:13 PM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)
That's pretty funny.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 07:13 PM (AkdCZ)
most babies with proper nutrition of mother, and underliying issues are safe . this is what your Doctor or midwife are supposed to observe .
of course if somethng were to go wrong a hospital might be you best chance at that time.
but no guarantee, babies do die in hospitals also.
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 07:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:14 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: LaQuisha Largass at May 29, 2013 07:14 PM (3Z1wn)
Posted by: thunderb at May 29, 2013 07:14 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:14 PM (qPCAa)
471 Because the horde is pretty damn generous with prayer and it's proved to be an oddly powerful tool
bullshit
how many times have I requested for a prayer or two for the bears to score a touchdown?
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 07:15 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:15 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2013 07:15 PM (N5ZQC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:15 PM (QTHTd)
It could be because I just came in from digging a 20 foot long bed in the good old North Carolina clay (which my builder seems to have run over a few times with a plate compactor before laying down sod), so maybe I just forgot to turn on the sarcasm light on top of the cab.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:15 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 07:15 PM (fzFF6)
Cecil?
Cecilia? you're breaking my heart,
you're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 29, 2013 07:16 PM (+oin+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:16 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi)
some do have docs that work with them and take the woman when an issue comes up during pregnancy or labor.
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2013 07:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Miss Scarlett at May 29, 2013 07:17 PM (M7Cfv)
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 29, 2013 07:17 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 29, 2013 07:18 PM (e8kgV)
Maybe not thread-winner, but you do get the "Most Moronworthy Pun" consolation prize
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:18 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: navycopjoe
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Sometimes, God says, "No."
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (zrlmb)
"The rest of the joke goes: "There are people all over the world today that don't have enough to eat and I bet almost every person in this room didn't finish their dinner. You know what I say? Fuck them, they should've come to America like I did!"
Finish your beer. There are sober kids in China!
Posted by: Raoul Lipschitz at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (jz0+s)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)
He also snores less when he doesn't drink a bunch of beers before he goes to bed, but I gave up on changing that a lonnnng time ago.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 11:14 PM (zrlmb)
Oh, girl, you are taking me back . . . (shakes it off) . . . they do make those nose stickies in sizes, I'm sure you know that. It's the beer. And I will tell ya, there are far worse things you can have in this life than a man who adores you who maybe drinks a little too much and snores a little too loud.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:19 PM (doBIb)
I'm sure he'll be able to find work as an exterminator.
http://io9.com/5921972/some-polite-daleks-left-this-on-somebodys-door
Posted by: epobirs at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (LZF+q)
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 29, 2013 11:17 PM (S2RnE)
You and me both, sistah. fuck . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)
. Posted by: Thrawn at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (JqnAE)
So what Whedon had in mind for Firefly/Serenity came out as something else entirely by accident?? Maybe Tim Minear had something to do with the libertarian leanings of the show. In a way, having it get cancelled because of TV execs stupidity was a blessing. Whedon would have fucked it up eventually.
Posted by: puddleglum at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (bxdEy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at May 29, 2013 07:20 PM (Vk2pI)
Beautiful? Blonde-haired, blue-eyed? Utterly worthless university degree?
Pr0n.
You may not want to suggest this in your friend's hearing if you ever want your car to come back from his auto shop, though. I have yet to come across the father who was thrilled with that as a daughter's career choice.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 29, 2013 07:21 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 29, 2013 07:22 PM (RXQ2T)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at May 29, 2013 07:22 PM (RzFy5)
Posted by: Splunge at May 29, 2013 07:22 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: navybrat at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (MCvta)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (8E3pj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 29, 2013 07:23 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: Every /b/-tard ever... at May 29, 2013 07:24 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 29, 2013 07:24 PM (qPCAa)
Damn straight. My dad treated my mom like shit, cheated on her, stole her money, AND he snored like a bear every night. Poor woman didn't have a good night's sleep in 25 years.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:25 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)
It might or might not be right-wingy; but it is very judgemental. And its judgements are... severe. But you know this.
I do hope she sees reason.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:25 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 11:15 PM (HVOxM)
fuckin' a, how did I miss that? welcome, dusty stranger . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:25 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:25 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 29, 2013 07:26 PM (8E3pj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
well kiddies
being the manly man I am....I must retire to the tub for a nice long bubble bath before Top Shot
i'll be needed help making excuses for my new watch later
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 07:26 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at May 29, 2013 07:27 PM (RzFy5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 11:20 PM (8lmkt)
You got the suck ass this week too huh, my friend? This shit is not funny but you peeps make me feel better. Well ya'll and some Smirnoff.
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 29, 2013 07:28 PM (S2RnE)
Gonna get some breakfast, will be back on when I get to the office.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 07:28 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:28 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:29 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:29 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 29, 2013 07:29 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)
Just noticed this blog has a really handy feature where the comment numbers are all links to the same comment you were just reading on the same page.
Technology these days... What will they think of next?
Posted by: Atlas Shit the Bed at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (7UFw3)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (RzFy5)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (FcR7P)
I have a Septuagint and a Nestle-Aland here... lemme check.
Iakob in the OT. Iakobos in the NT. Iacobus in the *Vulgate* NT.
I think James might derive from Vulgate Latin (and not the Vulgate Bible itself), like Italian "Giacomo".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (QTHTd)
Dusty is right... peat moss knows no bounds when someone accidentally drops a shovelful on you.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:30 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 29, 2013 07:31 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 29, 2013 07:31 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ma Bell at May 29, 2013 07:31 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 29, 2013 07:32 PM (8E3pj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:32 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 29, 2013 07:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:32 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (8E3pj)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 11:30 PM (HVOxM)
oh, sure, anyone can say that . . . pics or it didn't happen!!
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Judas Iscariot at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (JVbvk)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)
They do. They become derms because it's the easy-peasy way of earning a doc's pay and working 10-4. I have known derms, I have partied with them, they will tell you this straight out after a couple of whatever they're partying on that day.
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (zrlmb)
I've never seen anything like it. I rented a rototiller to chop up the grass and the top layer before I got down to planting, and damn near broke the thing. Top gear and it's wheezing and seizing.
No wonder the grass looked like hell. Not only was there NO topsoil under the sod, but the clay was so packed it had to have been done mechanically. Pick mattock barely scratched it.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (HVOxM)
John and Matthew are, indeed, Hebrew names.
Thomas is Aramaic for "Twin". (If you count that as a gospel. I do. Most Christians don't.)
I don't know about Loukas.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (QTHTd)
That's about like Charles Barkley saying once (I believe on Jim Rome's radio show) that he'd play basketball for the Klan if they paid him enough.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2013 07:36 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 29, 2013 07:37 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:37 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (aDwsi)
He also said he would not work with Adam Baldwin again just because.
But.......Hollywood doesn't blackball conservatives.
Posted by: puddleglum at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (bxdEy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:39 PM (ZPrif)
I may yet sew his fucking lips together if the snoring doesn't stop, but I can't imagine kicking him out of bed.
A woman who worked in my battalion S4 shop was complaining about her boyfriend once, and my company commander made the comment about her withholding sex. Her response? "Oh hell no. Why would I punish myself? I'll just not feed him."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 29, 2013 07:40 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:40 PM (zrlmb)
Sorry, I call shenanigans. Where are there other Lukes in Roman history that actually hailed from Lucania?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:40 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 29, 2013 07:40 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2013 07:40 PM (T1005)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)
Haha! You know, the photogs left just before the peat incident.
I got some nice pictures of goldenmops and loropetalum tho. Them and the beautiful little Japanese Maple I found at one of our local nurseries for less than a c-note.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:42 PM (HVOxM)
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It's what they do. I suspect that it is projected self-loathing..., can find no other cause.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:43 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:43 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:43 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 29, 2013 07:44 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 11:40 PM
hell yeah.....brunettes.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 07:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:44 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Zombie
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Witching hour approaches...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 07:45 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:46 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:46 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:46 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2013 07:46 PM (QTHTd)
last week a couple of the ont's went 4 figures . . . it was crazy!
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:47 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at May 29, 2013 07:47 PM (RzFy5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:48 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: EC at May 29, 2013 07:48 PM (doBIb)
Ouch, I have one of those. I don't use it except in the worst of gardening emergencies cuz the handle is starting to wear at the business end. I should get a new one, but I never remember when I'm at HD or Lowes.
Can't imagine going 100 feet with one, especially in this clay. My hat is off.
My mother got me a new pick for Christmas a few years back. Found it wrapped in tinfoil under the tree with a bow on it. Still laugh about it.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:49 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:49 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:49 PM (GEICT)
omg, that is hilarious!
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 11:46 PM (zrlmb)
Hey I only lean towards brunettes. I'm a firm believer in equal opportunity. lol
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (zrlmb)
If we're taking stuff from the show, I want what he wanted to trade Vera for.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 07:50 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 29, 2013 07:52 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)
I have a really sweet lullaby, honey . . . want to hear it?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at May 29, 2013 07:53 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:53 PM (zrlmb)
Yep, we're that kinda family. I got her a sliding compound miter saw for Mother's Day once. Hid it in the spare bathroom shower of all places and led her on a scavenger hunt for it. I never saw her so happy.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 07:53 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 07:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2013 07:55 PM (hTDbY)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 07:55 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 11:47 PM
Yup. I'm good up to the green Orion chicks.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 07:56 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at May 29, 2013 07:57 PM (RzFy5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)
Nighty night good people. Maybe tomorrow will bring better news.
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 29, 2013 07:58 PM (S2RnE)
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at May 29, 2013 07:58 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2013 07:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2013 07:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 07:58 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 11:59 PM (8lmkt)
Evidently, something is. Nothing like starting an evil post with "dammit".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2013 08:00 PM (T1005)
watch out for those barbs!
On the bright side, they've probably been blunted, from use on Tamerlin's flattened shade.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 08:01 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:01 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Cretin (pronounced "crettin", not "Crete in", a high grade moron at May 29, 2013 08:01 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 08:01 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at May 29, 2013 08:01 PM (JMmQ9)
So your real name is Sheepshagger Jones? Bummer.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 08:02 PM (QTHTd)
also surprised to see Target already has the base model of the Wii U down to $239
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 08:02 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 08:03 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:03 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 29, 2013 08:03 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 08:03 PM (Z9EHQ)
When I was pregnant with our son, hubby and I joked that we'd name him Kwame Jesus to counteract his white maleness.Now we're kinda wishing we had named him something a little less WASPy (used family names). Oh well.
Posted by: Henry Rollins at May 29, 2013 08:05 PM (aLkUb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:05 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: jerry at May 29, 2013 08:05 PM (9+vDU)
that is a super interesting nic for an 'ette . . . just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 08:07 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Cretin (pronounced "crettin", not "Crete in"), a high grade moron at May 29, 2013 08:08 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 10:32 PM (8lmkt)
I don't get it either. In a very awkward way what I was trying to point out was that it is not the most important part of Morris' very substantive life whereas in today's Libland a person's sexual preference is what is touted as being so important. Like Jason what's his name who will be remembered more for being gay than basketball, a life well lived or anything else.
Morris is a favorite writer and I was just happy to see the ascent and the role she played in it.
Guess you had to be there --with me -- where I was not.
Posted by: gracepmc at May 29, 2013 08:08 PM (rznx3)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:08 PM (HVOxM)
I have no illusions about Bers, trust me. My ass cannot be spanned with one palm, so I could be as brunette as Angelina Jolie and he'd turn his nose up at me!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:09 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2013 08:09 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 29, 2013 08:10 PM (QTHTd)
Here's an aside you'll appreciate, my middle name is Winchester.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 08:10 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:11 PM (HVOxM)
Good night, sweetness! I'm off myself to watch Blake and Miranda and their kickass friends do their kickass thing.
Much love to all!!! And prayers up for Flatbush Joe's niece. For as long as it takes. Let's get that baby on board, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2013 08:12 PM (8lmkt)
I don't begrudge him his virtual smut. I have been known to service him while he peruses them.
What is funny is that if I asked for the same, he'd be crushed! All y'all men are weird. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:12 PM (zrlmb)
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Technically, J.E.B. Stuarts. He only had, well, initials..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 08:13 PM (aDwsi)
Except that really happened is you got to see what The Man Show was always like.
Rogan and Stanhope got suckered into doing the show with network promises that they could make The Rogan & Stanhope Show out of it. (Also, the checks were gigantic.) Then they weren't allowed to do or say any Rogan & Stanhope stuff, only Man Show crap.
Carolla & Kimmel are actors who play comedians. They can make any kind of garbage seem like you should laugh at it. Rogan & Stanhope are actual comedians (and Stanhope was, at the time, the best one). They can't sell any jokes but their own, and they're not really even sure about those.
The show was always a bag of shit, but when they hosted, the bag was clear plastic. That's all.
Posted by: oblig. at May 29, 2013 08:14 PM (cePv8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 08:15 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 08:15 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 08:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:17 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 08:17 PM (4Mv1T)
'Night, you lovable bunch of morons.
Jeez, I actually typed that "munch of borons" before I caught it. I thought I only did that when I was actually talking. I'm gonna do that when I type now, too? Friggin' awesome.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:17 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:18 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2013 08:19 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2013 08:19 PM (SkyIE)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 08:19 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: dissent555 at May 29, 2013 08:20 PM (yR6A1)
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No, no..., That's all JEB (J.E.B.) had...., there were no names... just the initials. Kinda like Harry S. Truman, except J.E.B. got three initials, but no names..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 08:20 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2013 08:20 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: soledad o'brien's earpiece at May 29, 2013 08:20 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:21 PM (zrlmb)
TR -
No, I ain't got any kids, and if I did, I don't think I'd let em go to Carolina, haha. Must be someone else you're thinkin of.
Tammy -
Yeah, I might have been born in wackoland, but that was never me. I was listening to country stations online in my freshman dorm room and pissing off all the emo kids. I'm home now, and I'm never leaving.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:21 PM (HVOxM)
Which book of the Bible mentions dildo?
Come on guys, that's Second Peter.
Posted by: Miss Scarlett at May 29, 2013 11:17 PM (M7Cfv)
I like that. Won't ever forget it
A big round of compliments to you.
Posted by: ddan at May 29, 2013 08:21 PM (q1RJB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 30, 2013 12:09 AM
my hands aren't small, so there is a good safety margin. lol
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 08:22 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: and irresolute at May 29, 2013 08:22 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:22 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 08:23 PM (DtNNC)
Oof, that was bad.
I'm supposed to be going to bed you guys, you keep me coming back! Bad morons, bad!
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:24 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: WolfinNC
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...or..., mad borons
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 08:25 PM (aDwsi)
I am all hopped up on caffeine. I'm working on a hangover.
Posted by: rich@gmu at May 29, 2013 08:25 PM (oaZ51)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 29, 2013 10:38 PM (NlCgY)
You know there's another one of you around here.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 08:25 PM (O6Tmi)
For band names, I happen to like "Miscellaneous ______"(Insert any two syllable noun here... it really works)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:25 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:26 PM (zrlmb)
Got neighbor to feed cats while gone.
So the adventure begins.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 29, 2013 08:26 PM (khd7K)
Posted by: Cretin (pronounced at May 29, 2013 08:27 PM (R64dl)
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Two possibilities..., Wiki lies, or I am totally wrong..., appears the latter, and yet, and yet, the biography that I have asserts otherwise. More study called for. Thanks for pointing it out though.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 29, 2013 08:27 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:27 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 08:29 PM (4Mwv/)
Then they took it further. People needed intensive study to comprehend increasing minute details about themselves. Women's studies, African-American studies, Chicano studies.
Is there a school out there giving degrees in left handed studies? Can I be the first to offer up my doctoral thesis in the field? It'll be completely illegible but trust me it's utterly brilliant and would make your brain drip out your ears if you comprehended an entire paragraph all at once.
Posted by: epobirs at May 29, 2013 08:29 PM (LZF+q)
Posted by: Uranium Fuel Rod at May 29, 2013 08:30 PM (HVOxM)
All Moronettes have smokin' hot bodies and faces to match.
It's in the FAQ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 08:30 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:31 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 08:32 PM (4Mwv/)
Volume 1 of 9, with options for prequels and solo origin adventures reserved in case of high sales.
Posted by: epobirs at May 29, 2013 08:33 PM (LZF+q)
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:33 PM (zrlmb)
Down south. Born in Hope, lived in Prescott. Moved to Ashdown for a little while, then Smackover when I was 6. Stayed there till I left for college in Florida.
smackover was actually my first internet nickname, before I acquired this one.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 08:34 PM (4Mwv/)
It's probably just the FBI/IRS/CIA/Obingbong for America goons hacking me and uploading spyware on my comp, isn't it?
Obviously, I'm not leaving yet.
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:34 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: rich@gmu at May 30, 2013 12:25 AM (oaZ51)
I have been known to toss back a coffee in the middle of drinks. Then again, I mix drinks like nobody's business. Long island ice tea before dinner, wine with dinner, coffee afterwards, close with a beer.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 08:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 08:36 PM (4Mv1T)
So your real name is Sheepshagger Jones? Bummer.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 30, 2013 12:02 AM (QTHTd)
Close. You can see why I prefer "Cthulhu".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2013 08:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:36 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: zeera at May 29, 2013 08:36 PM (3dXwx)
Been done. Though there may be some uncharted territory in Left Handed Advance Puppetry. Response to my dissertation has been delayed repeatedly due to an odd pattern of attrition among committee members. The rules require an in-person defense and currently nobody is willing to serve.
Posted by: epobirs at May 29, 2013 08:37 PM (LZF+q)
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Posted by: Jack at May 29, 2013 10:05 PM (Zv1QB)
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
(sorry, got here late, just trying to catch up)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 08:39 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:40 PM (zrlmb)
Left Handed Advanced Puppetry sounds bad enough to be real!Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:42 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Cretin (pronounced at May 29, 2013 08:42 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2013 08:42 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:43 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 30, 2013 12:26 AM
I read that as normal ass, long legs and epic boobehs.
The holy trinity. lol
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 08:43 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 29, 2013 08:44 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 08:44 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Berserker at May 30, 2013 12:35 AM (FMbng)
I'm not that much of an expert. I usually can't sleep after I've had too many. Tonight is not an exception. Usually stumble to the OTN when the bouncers are tossing people out.
Posted by: rich@gmu at May 29, 2013 08:44 PM (oaZ51)
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 08:45 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: MrCaniac, Now Known as Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 29, 2013 08:45 PM (BXLPR)
Good night ya'll!
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 29, 2013 08:46 PM (HVOxM)
I'm working at one of the biggest annual jewelry trade shows, doing network support. Bored out of my mind but some of the Ettes would likely be in heaven. All I know is that when I've asked if a piece would enhance my armor class or improve my to hit stats, they just look at me funny.
Posted by: epobirs at May 29, 2013 08:46 PM (LZF+q)
Posted by: WolfinNC at May 30, 2013 12:43 AM (HVOxM)
So I'm not alone with really long load times
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 08:46 PM (vJdyz)
I for the most part,
Am left to listen to the frogs.....out by the pond.....even though I have not a pond.......so where do the frogs come from?
Some things I do not question....for I like to listen to the frogs.....at night.....
Posted by: RICHARD at May 29, 2013 08:49 PM (rE6Op)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 29, 2013 08:50 PM (WrPik)
Posted by: Cretin (pronounced "crettin", not Crete in"), a high grade moron at May 29, 2013 08:51 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 29, 2013 08:52 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Goldstein babbles at May 29, 2013 08:55 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 08:56 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 08:57 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 29, 2013 08:59 PM (2yngH)
Dive on in!
Although, an 800-comment thread is getting long in the tooth, admittedly.
I'll post a kitten video. No, really. A cute one.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 08:59 PM (7vimm)
67 Does anyone remember playing 45s on the record player that came with the story book and the record would say, "Turn the page when the chimes ring like this"?
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 29, 2013 10:12 PM (K+I6z)
Maybe already mentioned between there and here, but does anyone remember playing records that were on the back of cereal boxes?
For you young'uns, in the 60s there were cereal boxes where the record was printed on the outside of the box. Eat the cereal, cut the square record off the back of the box, and groove.
No cereal box records for me, but I had an Empire Strikes Back record book. Turn the page when R2-D2 beeps.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 09:00 PM (4Mwv/)
Ah, I thought it might be some kind of DOS-type attack (if not in intent, in effect).
Seems to have abated for the moment, viewing from the outside looking in.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:01 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 09:01 PM (DtNNC)
Maybe already mentioned between there and here, but does anyone remember playing records that were on the back of cereal boxes?
Was somebody watching Greg Proops on RedEye this past weekend, hmm?
And yes, I do remember doing that. God, I'm getting old.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:02 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Baldy at May 29, 2013 09:06 PM (tyDFN)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 09:06 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 09:10 PM (vJdyz)
I'm working at one of the biggest annual jewelry trade shows, doing network support. Bored out of my mind but some of the Ettes would likely be in heaven. All I know is that when I've asked if a piece would enhance my armor class or improve my to hit stats, they just look at me funny.
Posted by: epobirs at May 30, 2013 12:46 AM (LZF+q)
Makes sense to me. If I were running a hotel casino I'd provide Internet "access" but I would want to make it just barely acceptable so you do not spend more time than is necessary in your room and instead are down on the casino floor.
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2013 09:12 PM (LI48c)
Thanks for making me feel old, too.
You understand this is gibberish for normal people, yes (not that any such are likely to stumble across an AoSHQ ONT thread after midnight CT)?
Although I am possibly clueful enough still to hazard a guess as to what this is about.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:13 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: DAve at May 29, 2013 09:14 PM (albkL)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 09:14 PM (DtNNC)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:15 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: L, elle at May 29, 2013 09:15 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 30, 2013 01:13 AM (7vimm)
Tripwire released a sequel to Red Orchestra which is a WWII multiplayer game which today is the release of the expansion pack, Rising Sun which focuses the Pacific side. Full Rising Storm is released but people are still playing the beta client
another Skyrim photo
http://tinyurl.com/ol3unbg
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 09:16 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: L, elle at May 29, 2013 09:19 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 29, 2013 09:20 PM (Q3WfW)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2013 09:22 PM (DtNNC)
Tripwire released a sequel to Red Orchestra which is a WWII multiplayer game which today is the release of the expansion pack, Rising Sun which focuses the Pacific side. Full Rising Storm is released but people are still playing the beta client
Ya, I figured it was a game thing. Haven't gotten into the multiplayer/online thing. Afraid to, actually. I have plenty of other things that enjoyably waste my time already without adding another one. (Not to mention the things that waste my time without so much entertaiment involved).
I'm sticking to Civ IV for my increasingly infrequent gaming needs.
Like I said, I think I may be getting old.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:22 PM (7vimm)
Sure it would. Lots of cereal boxes had CD glued to them in the late 90s. Once broadband became common enough it was easier to offer URLs and QR codes.
Posted by: epobirs at May 29, 2013 09:27 PM (LZF+q)
http://tinyurl.com/ol3unbg
Posted by: The Dude
What's that from? I just bought the orig this year. Is that the Hi-Def text pack?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 09:27 PM (dwArK)
my wife shared with me something her father, a 94-year-old, WWII veteran (and survivor of a Nazi POW camp, having been shot down as a B-17 navigator in the first American raid over Berlin) said at a recent family get-together.
He said he finally realized he was getting old, when he looked around and all of his children (and spouses of children) sitting at the table were retired, including me and my wife (who admittedly retired very, very early).
Pretty funny, really, but poignant, too.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:27 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Looming Grouch-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 09:27 PM (R64dl)
>>>> Seriously, Florida, Jayden?
My wife wanted to name the little girl Jayden. I told her it was a boy's name.
Posted by: Bomber at May 29, 2013 09:28 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the dark clouds on the horizon at May 29, 2013 09:30 PM (i5xnd)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 29, 2013 09:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: L, elle at May 30, 2013 01:19 AM (0PiQ4)
Eastern Timezone. I'm home now. I work second shift, but last week I had to work 2 10 hour 3rd shifts. And I'm doing that again 2 nights next week. So its thrown me off a bit.
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2013 09:32 PM (LI48c)
Yeah, I'm just blatantly sucking up, now.
Good night, Jon-boy!
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 29, 2013 09:32 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 30, 2013 01:27 AM (dwArK)
Skyrim with a ton of mods. Those photos are from someone playing on a 780 at about 30 fps
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 09:32 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2013 01:32 AM (vJdyz)
yeah I was wondering that myself. I picked the regular game clean and never saw that get up before.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 09:33 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 09:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Berserker at May 30, 2013 01:33 AM (FMbng)
mods are the best thing about Bethseda games
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 09:34 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 09:34 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2013 01:34 AM (vJdyz)
I'm assuming for the PC versions?
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 09:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 29, 2013 09:36 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 29, 2013 09:37 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 29, 2013 09:38 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: The Dude
Any of those mods relieve one of the burden of wading through the overwhelming and boredom-inducing amount of loot ?
Someone out there is going to make a Sword and Sorcery game that does not insist on spending 90% of one's time disposing of 99 million varieties of loot.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 09:39 PM (dwArK)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 30, 2013 01:20 AM (Q3WfW)
The problem is the amount of time taken up figuring out all the codes...
and all the time wasted by Drs offices with question from Medicare and Medicaid about the billing codes.
The Government is forcing everyone to use this... and its another unfunded mandate... so THEY can gather all this information about us.
(and yes.... I do IT support for Electronic Medical Records systems... so see this every day).
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 09:39 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 09:41 PM (R64dl)
On another site, there was a link to a list of things that were a sign that you were getting old. That list seemed to be geared towards 30-year-olds.
One of them was that Trix cereal was no longer shaped like pieces of fruit. That was news to me. I never knew it was. That little trend passed me by completely.
Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2013 01:34 AM (sdi6R)
I'm 31 and remember Trix not being fruit shaped and their big campaign when they changed it to fruit shape.
I think a better one would be remembering that Cinamon Toast Crunch once had 3 mascots for it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2013 09:43 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 29, 2013 09:44 PM (Q3WfW)
Adopted by who, and what's their long term experience with it in an electronic records environment?
Just because something is international doesn't mean its worth a shit.
If Obamacare forces doctors to adopt it, then it part of Obamacare.
Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 09:46 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 30, 2013 01:39 AM (dwArK)
just need to learn to only grab the stuff that is actually good or download a bottomless bag mod
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 09:46 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 29, 2013 09:47 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 29, 2013 09:48 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 09:50 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 30, 2013 01:44 AM (Q3WfW)
I didn't say replace... but do we need an expansion? Heck.... we just had an expansion...
The one thing you can always count on the Government to do, is over complicate everything.... where they take something needed... and turn it from workable, to ridiculous.
Its like the IRS and taxes... they took a needed government function, the gathering of taxes, and its now become so complex it has its own support industry, Lawyers, and huge group of government employees... and if you can afford to pay into that industry (like GE or Apple) you can pay less net taxes...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 09:51 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Pink Floyd at May 29, 2013 09:52 PM (V1ZIU)
No?
No wonder Congress is exempting itself.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
Good. Needs editing for maximum zing. Put the punchline at the very end.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 09:53 PM (dwArK)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 29, 2013 09:56 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2013 01:51 AM (sdi6R)
And the BEST part??? The Government is all over the billing codes... but has not come up with a standard format for medical records.... so records are not transferable from one Electronic Medical Record system to another...
So the thing that will HELP Doctors do a better job? Their not doing...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2013 09:57 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2013 09:59 PM (20Mmk)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:00 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: Romeo13
Yes.
It will help with the only job the Statists want doctors to perform;
Effect control over the general populace. Nomenklatura exempt, of course.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 10:01 PM (dwArK)
Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2013 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Greetings Dr. Gorpenpheiffer,
A recent audit of your medical treatment classifications has turned up some disturbing lapses in quality.
For example, last month you treated a Mr. Carl Ploof for a head injury you classified as: "Other" and described as "Patient had a rubber chicken nailed to his forehead with three shots from a Paslode nail gun by drunken friends".
Not only did you fail to describe the type and size of the nails, you also failed to describe if the chicken was a rooster or hen.
12p common nail w/Rooster rubber chicken is a number 153288 classification, w/Hen its a 153289. Roofing nails are 153278/9 respectively for rooster/hen.
This grievous oversight compels us to take corrective action. You are fined $50,000 payable immediately, or your medical license will be revoked.
Posted by: The IRS at May 29, 2013 10:05 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at May 29, 2013 10:06 PM (TCy/B)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:10 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:12 PM (vgd4f)
okay kids, I need an excuse which my wife will believe
I bought a new watch and it was a little....pricy
so to save my life, what would work?
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:14 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:15 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 30, 2013 01:39 AM (dwArK)
I horde everything worth a shit. Every weapon, armor, piece of jewelery, potion, scroll, book etc. I just stay away from the junk, like cups, dishes, housewares, cloth, and assorted retarded items. When I played oblivion I had a house in every city packed to the fucking roof with loot. Spoils of war.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 10:16 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:19 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: The Alcoholic Hat at May 29, 2013 10:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:22 PM (R64dl)
so to save my life, what would work?
Posted by: navycopjoe
Chronograph, right?
"Babe, this here is a US Military approved survival tool. I get lost often. You know the insurance policy doesn't cover "Lost, Presumed Dead," right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 10:22 PM (dwArK)
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2013 10:22 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:25 PM (vgd4f)
881 Chronograph, right? this here is a US Military approved survival tool
this might work, and good guess on the chronograph
its actually a luminox dive watch
but 20% off
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:25 PM (yjyRB)
so to save my life, what would work?
Claim its a counterfeit you only paid $25 for.
Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 29, 2013 10:26 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:27 PM (R64dl)
883 I figured if she can fly off to spain and leave me, then I can buy a nice watch
and drive her car
actually, I've had the same watch since 91 so its about time
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:27 PM (yjyRB)
its actually a luminox dive watch
but 20% off
Posted by: navycopjoe
Actually I'd go with buzzion's suggestion: Buy her something nice and shiny.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 29, 2013 10:27 PM (dwArK)
I bought a new watch and it was a little....pricy
so to save my life, what would work?
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2013 02:14 AM
Do they make a female version? Here honey, his and hers.
Eh, who am I to talk, I bought a rolex some years back and told the wife I did it because james bond probably has one. Of course years later now that it has to be serviced for the mere low price of $500, it just sits in the drawer, and the wife gets her revenge now by telling me to go have Q fix it.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 10:29 PM (FMbng)
886 I am a democrat but being a good catholic I don't believe in abortion
885 hmmmmm, fuminox
that may work too
882 ha!! although she has a serious heels thing, she's not into jewelry thank god
her brand of choice comes in a silver box and makes my credit cards commit suicide
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:31 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: zeera at May 29, 2013 10:31 PM (3dXwx)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:32 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:34 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 29, 2013 10:34 PM (X9Mnx)
890 my old watch is a submariner I was given during desert storm
i'm going to give it to my nephew, he's the oldest boy and i'm going to pass it on
the new one is a pro quality dive watch so it'll get the job done
I've always said that when it comes to dive gear get the best cause 50+ feet down is unforgiving
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:34 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:34 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 29, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI)
897 dude, i'm a Chicago democrat running for office
I can lie like a glued and nailed down rug
the left in the cab on is great
plus I paid cash so it might work
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:37 PM (yjyRB)
i'm going to give it to my nephew, he's the oldest boy and i'm going to pass it on
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2013 02:34 AM (yjyRB)
Let me guess, you'll hand off the rolex but the guitars get buried with you. lol
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 10:40 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:40 PM (R64dl)
tonite. Just so over this fucking media, Obama is the problem, and the media is not the solution. They are in this as thick as thieves, including bill ohfuckmeihateoreilly. Fox news, why is he on this late at night? Was supposed to be the fivePosted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:41 PM (vgd4f)
902 you'll hand off the rolex but the guitars get buried with you
shittttttttt
i'll give up my marriage before I give up my charvels
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:43 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 30, 2013 02:41 AM (vgd4f)
O'Reilly is latin for Gasbag.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 10:43 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:45 PM (vgd4f)
i'll give up my marriage before I give up my charvels
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2013 02:43 AM (yjyRB)
Funny true story. In the early 90's my brother bought a white neck-through solotist type charvel. His wife got pissed and goes and buys a new car, it started a chain reaction of other events that ended up in divorce. years later I was at his house and was playing the charvel, and its a fucking dream to play. My brother looks at me and says "yeah, that guitar cost me my first wife".
Without missing a beat I look up with a smile and said "good fucking trade". lol
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 10:47 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Looming Groucho-effect Membership at May 29, 2013 10:52 PM (R64dl)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:52 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 30, 2013 02:52 AM (vgd4f)
Maybe its one of those obama phones?
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 10:56 PM (FMbng)
908 heh
unfortunately for my wife I can't trade her in for a new model
itd be too hard to outdo this one, she's a keeper
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 10:58 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 10:59 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 30, 2013 02:59 AM (vgd4f)
Shit, is that how the fuckfacefuck is paying for those things????
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 11:06 PM (FMbng)
well all, i'm off to grab a few hours till I have to act like I care about my passengers
and don't forget
DA BLACKHAWKS WON!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 29, 2013 11:07 PM (yjyRB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 11:08 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 30, 2013 03:08 AM (vgd4f)
thats funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 11:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 29, 2013 11:09 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2013 11:10 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 30, 2013 03:09 AM (vgd4f)
Isn't it always.
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2013 11:12 PM (FMbng)
this fool needs to sit down, going all Ken Kutaragi and shit....that ain't good
Posted by: The Dude at May 29, 2013 11:45 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 30, 2013 02:12 AM (vgd4f)
....and the worthless fucking RINO contingent wants to get onstage to tell their own fucking lies about "freedom fighters" in Syria, comprehensive reform that won't completely screw everything up, and amnesty with a promise of enforcement except they really mean it this time.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2013 12:13 AM (T1005)
i'm going to give it to my nephew, he's the oldest boy and i'm going to pass it on
the new one is a pro quality dive watch so it'll get the job done
I've always said that when it comes to dive gear get the best cause 50+ feet down is unforgiving
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 30, 2013 02:34 AM (yjyRB)
Dive gear is life support gear. I remember one time we were off on a trip and someone was sneering: "oh, those little candy-ass dive computers. Whatcha gonna do when the battery goes out and you're completely screwed?"
So I reach into the BC pocket and say, "I'll just whip out this one." The BH and I always dove with three computers and we were constantly comparing our air usage -- so even if mine (integrated with air) gave out, we'd have a pretty good idea where we stood.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 30, 2013 12:24 AM (T1005)
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