May 31, 2013
— Open Blogger Howdy, Morons and Moronettes. tmi3rd here, and I'll be filling in tonight for CDR M and Maetenloch, who had other pressing engagements. Apparently, smoking and curing hobo meat takes time and care, and that tranny hooker porn ain't gonna watch itself.
For those who miss the regulars, they should be back at their regularly scheduled time... as long as the dead hoboes didn't have hepatitis, worms, or something equally appetizing.
Update as we head to publishing time: prayers for everyone in central Oklahoma. It's just been one thing after another for these folks. The situation is still active as of 9 PM Central, so I'll offer no updates- they won't be timely.
Please, if you're in the affected area, stay tuned to your local emergency management broadcasting, and stay safe.
Pimping Friends Of The Moron Nation
One of the things that's come up lately in discussions about the conservative blogosphere is that we've kind of gotten away from promoting each other. Nothing drives up traffic like the classic Instalanche or Acealanche, and so I figured I'd help out a bit.
In the land of radio, I've struck up a bit of a conversation with Jonathan Weir, who is the morning host of the "Yet-To-Be-Named Jonathan Weir Show" on KMBZ, the big AM talker in Kansas City. Well, it turns out that Jonathan is a lurker over here in Moronville, and routinely gives us shout-outs on the air. In addition, he's just a really great guy, a fun talk show host, and refreshingly not given to drama for drama's sake. Follow him on Twitter if you would, and if you're available from 9-11 Central, check out his show. We're working on getting the station to give him some podcasts, but all things in good time.
On the print media side, it's not like Jim Geraghty's Morning Jolt is some big secret, but he tends to link to us a lot, and tosses us a lot of love (be it for Ace, Drew, Gabe, ArthurK, et al), and his daily, along with Jonah Goldberg's G-File, are required reading in the tmi3rd household.
And here in BlogLand, allow me to introduce you to the blog of longtime Moron Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere. It's titled The Sure Things Of Life, and here's his Twitter feed. Blackiswhite has been with us for a very long time, and I've had to get to know him a little better through the power of social media. His legal commentary is without peer, and he's just once again a great guy.
Got This Next One From XbradTC...
Sounds like fun. Anyone try this stuff yet?
Speaking of heat, here's something to get you in the mood for summer as the pools start opening up...
MMA Fighter Sues Sex Shop, Claims Pleasure Gel Permanently Ruined Penis
Via Moronette Teresa in Fort Worth, I don't think this guy actually has a case. He'd used the gel before, so he's not allergic. Read the piece and see what you think...
And finally, from longtime Moron MrFixit...
Just because I care.
You crazy kids have fun! Thanks for reading!
-tmi3rd
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Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 31, 2013 06:04 PM (baL2B)
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Posted by: Lauren at May 31, 2013 06:13 PM (wsGWu)
And no confirmed casualties in Earth City, Mo. Holiday Inn.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2013 06:14 PM (X6akg)
looks like Daily Caller completely fabricated that Head of IRS went to the white House over 100 times, now it looks like he went there 11 times. Ace goy hosed on that one. Like MENENDEZ
they said it in the hearing, so DC was just following that.
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:14 PM (GaqMa)
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Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- a legend in my own mind at May 31, 2013 06:16 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: occam at May 31, 2013 10:10 PM (DAHhf)
You have a link for this 'claim' or just pulling it outta your ass like usual?
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 31, 2013 06:16 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2013 10:14 PM (X6akg
Local news.drove out and said reports were wrong about the holiday inn. But there is damage
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (74tYA)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f78_1369257797
Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 06:17 PM (nqBYe)
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Posted by: Barney Frank at May 31, 2013 06:19 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 06:19 PM (6rcHp)
I think that guy in the passenger's seat needs to find another line of work. He doesn't seem to be temperamentally suited to driving into tornadoes.
Posted by: pep at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: thunderb at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (nH8jP)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2013 06:20 PM (M/TDA)
39 cool that pretty much every local news channel is online these days.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 31, 2013 10:19 PM (ZPrif
I actually couldn't get the feeds to work, but I'm upstairs watching tv now. But the phone typing is getting annoying so I may check out.
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 06:21 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Thulsa Choom at May 31, 2013 06:22 PM (QupBk)
Uh yeah. I think these guys got a little too cocky.
NewsBreaker @NewsBreaker 4m
BREAKING VIDEO: Storm footage in Union City, Oklahoma just to the west of OKC tonight
http://t.co/9gZeIBFp5V
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:11 PM (DPdf7)
I'll take "screaming like a little girl" for 200, Alex.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 06:22 PM (T1005)
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 06:23 PM (6rcHp)
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:24 PM (DPdf7)
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Posted by: Moki at May 31, 2013 06:25 PM (SdetR)
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, pondering a new nic at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (MUZDl)
Oh to be at the bottom of that banister.
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Oh to BE the bottom of that bannister.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (celt+)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 06:26 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mike Bettes at May 31, 2013 06:27 PM (DPdf7)
They are doing a full series marathon at noon tomorrow so set your DVR.
Can watch first episode online here
http://is.gd/9Pj1z8
Posted by: Jose at May 31, 2013 06:27 PM (zc/sw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:28 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Jim Cantore at May 31, 2013 06:28 PM (celt+)
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Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 31, 2013 06:29 PM (jucos)
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Posted by: Mike Bettes at May 31, 2013 06:29 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 06:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:30 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:31 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 31, 2013 06:31 PM (jucos)
Now there's a poster who won at hash roulette.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:31 PM (7vimm)
dude'... I love then too, but today's internet porn has that gen-ne-se-qua...you know longer flapping quality?
When ever I find a bar t-shirt with that kind of art, I will buy it.
**note to bar owners spending money on a logo**
Posted by: Paladin at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (/bsc8)
I don't get it here. I was watching just the one series on BBC Canada.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (DPdf7)
still can't patraeus, ham, panetta, all those that have a question on their shoulders find courage to come out and speak the truth ?
Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)
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Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 31, 2013 06:33 PM (pxDth)
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Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (FcR7P)
---------------------------
Too bad I'm half dago, half kraut.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (celt+)
Maybe tonight?
Not for me though......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:34 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:35 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 31, 2013 06:35 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:35 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:35 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:36 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:36 PM (9+vDU)
Just plum forgot to put sunblock on one kid.
parenting fail.
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:33 PM (qPCAa)
You probably put it on the one kid twice.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 06:37 PM (T1005)
Via Moronette Teresa in Fort Worth, I don't think this guy actually has a case. He'd used the gel before, so he's not allergic. Read the piece and see what you think...
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Actually you can develop an allergy as you get more exposure to something.
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 31, 2013 06:37 PM (lxc0s)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)
A side effect of a medication.
Numbs the effects of alcohol, huh?
She needs the Beer Goggles. That's understandable.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (tUhRb)
I hate this world. It doesn't work. I want a refund, please.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (celt+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)
. Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 06:38 PM (F3s39)
Nobody thought you were really serious.
In fact, everyone thinks your wife is fantastic, and you are the jerk. We were just being nice to you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: CA Token at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (FTX13)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (jucos)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:40 PM (qPCAa)
Her date?
Where do you live? I can lend you a shotgun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 06:41 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 31, 2013 06:42 PM (CdeLs)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (qPCAa)
You are a horrible mom. All my friends made fun of me.
Can I got to the mall? With your credit card?
Posted by: elizabethe's peeling kid at May 31, 2013 06:42 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 06:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:42 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 06:43 PM (WgeYS)
Posted by: palerider at May 31, 2013 06:43 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:43 PM (8lmkt)
I got hit with a speeding ticket--my one and only time--and called up a friendly neighborhood lawyer, who "fixed" it down to a non-moving violation . . . some BS violation on the books, as far as I can tell, for precisely that purpose.
Minimal fine, no points, no insurance hit. Had to pay the lawyer something like a hundred bucks. Probably money well spent.
This approach probably works better in bigger cities--mainly because urban cops sometimes won't even bother showing up to testify in traffic offense cases in larger urban areas.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:43 PM (7vimm)
Thanks for that. Really appreciate the image. Hopefully, sometime soon, I can return the favor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:43 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)
oh, God, Molly . . . I'm soooooo sorry . . . srsly, real tears here.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: tmi3rd at May 31, 2013 06:44 PM (cxomr)
Posted by: derit at May 31, 2013 06:45 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 06:45 PM (qPCAa)
Of what consequence is mere law, when the monarch looks with favor upon your labors?
Posted by: Splunge at May 31, 2013 06:45 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:46 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)
how in the name of all that is holy did I miss THAT????
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)
What breed?
And a teenager who gets up to do something nice?
I'll be sending our 19-year-old to your house for some instruction!
Not really...ours is nice too, but you should write a book on how you did it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:47 PM (O6Tmi)
Got a speeding ticket on Monday coming back up I-25 through New Mexico. I was doing 85 in a 75 mph zone with the cars ahead of me doing 90 at least.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 06:48 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (qPCAa)
You are a horrible mom. All my friends made fun of me.
Can I got to the mall? With your credit card?
Posted by: elizabethe's peeling kid at May 31, 2013 10:42 PM (O6Tmi)
I read that as "peeing kid" the first time I saw it.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 06:49 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)
Oh, man. That's just tragic all around.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 06:49 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere at May 31, 2013 06:49 PM (/l8XT)
(for fuck's suck, people first kinda knew me around here as the guy with the fractured asshole)
I'm pretty sure Andy Sullivan is the original Fissure King.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 06:49 PM (tUhRb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 10:48 PM (lr3d7)
that is totally the "going with the flow of traffic" defense. they probably only tagged you because you had out of state plates and they know it's easier for you to send a check than fight it.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (WgeYS)
Molly, your daughter will be hurt by this, but I wouldn't wish that experience on anyone, really. Your house will be awfully empty for a while, I'm afraid.
I'm really bummed, now.
We need to figure out a way to make dogs that can live 70 years.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (7vimm)
I missed getting sunscreen on my oldest's (of four) back and shoulders one fine trip to Galveston. She sat/knelt near the shoreline and made sandcastles most of the afternoon.
That was six or seven years ago and she still won't go back. Great job, Dad!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 06:50 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:51 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:50 PM (WgeYS)
This just gets worse and worse.....
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2013 06:51 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Jamismith69 at May 31, 2013 10:32 PM (vHRtU)
****
can't say much without giving the mystery away
A less than reputable woman is at a train station and sees someone who looks exactly like her jump in front of a train and kill herself. She decides to grab the dead woman's purse and leave the scene. Things get crazy from there.
Posted by: Jose at May 31, 2013 06:52 PM (zc/sw)
Looks like another revenue-generating bullshit ticket. Local governments are getting creative in the down economy. Saw a drudge headline last week about some city that shaved time off yellow lights in order to ticket more red light runners.
Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 06:52 PM (F3s39)
What breed?
And a teenager who gets up to do something nice?
I'll be sending our 19-year-old to your house for some instruction!
Not really...ours is nice too, but you should write a book on how you did it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 10:47 PM (O6Tmi)
............................
He was a miniature Pomeranian. And trust me when I say he is the only thing she would get up and do anything for so I'm afraid I can't take too much credit.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 06:52 PM (WgeYS)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 06:53 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 06:53 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (Y4Lwq)
. I swore off the medium entirely on Election Night 2004, and other than the World Series or the Super Bowl, I haven't turned on a TV is years. Don't have time for it now.Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:54 PM (zrlmb)
They can be fun dogs.
And....take the credit.
We have a 21-year-old who will take our money and not do a damned thing for anyone else on the planet.
His priorities are:
1. his dick
2. his head (dope)
3. beer
4. sports
.
.
.
462. family
463. school
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:56 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 06:56 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 10:31 PM
Do you have a nice rack?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM
When my kittehs died, I went to the shelter within 10 days both times. Not only did it ease the pain of not having a furry friend there with me, but I knew that I was saving the lives of other kittehs who needed a home
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (mCvL4)
/returns hug.
Sniff, sniff. I still want another whippet. Wife is not, however, an animal person. Actually she likes 'em fine. Just not in the house. You make these compromises . . .
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:57 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: xbradtc at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (N6KNa)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (7vimm)
uh huh . . . so, do you want to share with the group what it is that you are drinking tonight, Miss Tammy?
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 31, 2013 06:59 PM (0EkGc)
Man, that sucks.
--
Yes, it does. I guess that's the downside to living in what has been ranked the safest city in the US. The cops obviously don't have enough to do.
I'll quit bitching about it though. Other people have much worse tragedies going on now.
Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 07:00 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 07:00 PM (zrlmb)
I had an erection that lasted more than four hours, when I was fifteen.
Mine lasted nigh unto four years. Temporary relief was enjoyed by the liberal application of an alcohol-infused college co-ed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 07:00 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 10:57 PM (zrlmb)
Wicked? Absolutely.
I am getting a bit tired of reminding everyone of the AOSHQ FAQ
All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:01 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM (8lmkt) .................
It it were up to me I would be at the humane society tomorrow. My daughter has always said there will never be another dog that could compare to Spike so I don't think she will have any interest. I kinda wonder if this was the best way it could have happened. It was instant so no pain. I don't think I could bear it down the road if I would have had to take him in to be put to sleep. At 15 the day was coming I am sure. Well off to blubber in my pillow some more before daughter gets home. Thanks again you all.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 07:01 PM (WgeYS)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:01 PM (Y4Lwq)
Mine, on the other hand--dogs, cats, the occasional hamster . . .
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 07:02 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 07:02 PM (zrlmb)
Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:02 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 31, 2013 07:03 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: tmi3rd at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (cxomr)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (0EkGc)
Ever since I got here, I see: "Local hotties are waiting to meet you." Never saw that in the US.
Today I got one from Threesome Sandra that said "Accept Michelle's friend request." I thought, Fluck and Obama. How's that for a threesome?
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:03 PM (O6Tmi)
Oh, that. Whatevs, dude, it all comes down to October. At least the Sox haven't been swept by (wait for it) the fuckin METS!!! 
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 07:05 PM (zrlmb)
Oh. Yeah. Got it.
That might mean it's bedtime for filbert (and Germany!)
Yup. The free-associating is beginning. Might have to shut'er down.
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 31, 2013 07:05 PM (7vimm)
that is totally the "going with the flow of traffic" defense. they probably only tagged you because you had out of state plates and they know it's easier for you to send a check than fight it.
Yup. The annoying thing is that a) people regularly do 90-95 along that stretch of I-25 and b) the road was clear so it's not like I was a danger to anyone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 07:05 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:06 PM (Y4Lwq)
Forbes has a new article up about what Obamacare's doing to the insurance rates in California. And it appears that the Forbes article that my acquaintance linked yesterday just got a nice slap down.
The effect is a mixed bag. Some areas of the state will actually see a decline. Los Angeles County appears to be largely unaffected as a whole. But if you live in Orange County, the Bay Area, or a handful of other locations...
For the curious - tinyurl.com/lffqj5r
On the one hand, it's nice to see the nonsensical claim that everything was coming up roses disproved. On the other, it's gonna suck for those who have their rates skyrocket as a result (or for those who have to pay for skyrocketing employee rates).
Posted by: junior at May 31, 2013 07:06 PM (DWqDw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 07:06 PM (zzeVM)
Care to guess why I'm not getting laid tonight?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:02 PM (O6Tmi)
You bought the wrong percent milk at the grocery store?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2013 07:06 PM (BAS5M)
or wife out of town
Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 11:04 PM (zzeVM)
I wish.
See #192
The only issue we ever fight about.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:07 PM (O6Tmi)
It means two people are getting cornholed!
And Michelle isn't one of 'em
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 31, 2013 07:07 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Stormy at May 31, 2013 07:07 PM (RZssu)
--
Like I said, lots of worse tragedies in the world tonight.
Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 07:07 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 11:05 PM (lr3d7)
sweet Alex, and I think you know I love you, you had out of state plates. just send 'em a fuckin' check and put it behind you. it's a scam. not, of course, on the level of Obamacare. I pay $667 a month for health insurance that does fuck-all for me and now they are talking about raising it 146 percent. i keep waiting for the punch line . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)
Well, it's because you and I are in agreement about how to deal with a spoiled, entitled 21-year-old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 10:59 PM
CJ is around St Joe, well out of the warning area for tonight.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:08 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:09 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Jake in ID at May 31, 2013 07:09 PM (zzeVM)
Posted by: Jmel at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (9tSXa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Stormy at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (RZssu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (DPdf7)
[i]
sweet Alex, and I think you know I love you, you had out of state plates. just send 'em a fuckin' check and put it behind you. it's a scam. not, of course, on the level of Obamacare. I pay $667 a month for health insurance that does fuck-all for me and now they are talking about raising it 146 percent. i keep waiting for the punch line . . .[/i]
Ah, Peaches, you're the best.
I paid the ticket two days ago. It was only $76, so I'm not too worried about it. It's a scam, but so much of our government is these days. Besides, it was the end of a weekend of naughty sex, scotch, and cigars, so I'm not going to complain too much.
I think instead I'll go dancing and then have a cigar and a cocktail.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 07:10 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 11:08 PM (GaqMa)
that is really exciting!!! Tammy has gone into stealth mode, so you may not hear from her. Plus, she's not allowed in the house.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 07:11 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 11:08 PM (8lmkt)
So you ask the president of the United States to kiss you.
He says, "Why?"
You say, "Because I like getting kissed before I get fucked."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (O6Tmi)
---------------------
This is the moment to recall all of those times that you didn't get caught. Not much consolation, but there it is...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (8sCoq)
Technically, Alex, it's a speed limit, not a speed suggestion.
just sayin'
Just like it was a speed limit to all the other sons of bitches going 90 just ahead of me. I'll admit that I was wrong for speeding, but I'm still annoyed because it sure as hell was a case of "target the out of state plates".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 07:12 PM (lr3d7)
That's sick and twisted and I laughed a lot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:13 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: L, elle at May 31, 2013 11:12 PM (0PiQ4)
There are no tacky erection jokes. They are all funny.
Check the AOSHQ FAQ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:14 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 07:15 PM (MhA4j)
This is the moment to recall all of those times that you didn't get caught. Not much consolation, but there it is...
Yup. And thank God this one time the hooker in the trunk hadn't woken up yet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 31, 2013 07:15 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 11:14 PM (5F2ia)
I really have nothing to say, other than I should be offended, but I laughed instead.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:16 PM (O6Tmi)
Good evening, good people.
Fun time shooting this afternoon with older granddaughter. Give that kid some more trigger time and she will outshoot me. Absolute natural.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2013 07:16 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 07:16 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Some Lady From Camel Toe Land at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (Cjcon)
@CBD,
I feel for you.
the furloughs and my lack of employment have led to some knock down drag out fights over here. And today was only day one of the jobloss. So its downhill from here.
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 11:11 PM (zrlmb)
You are setting a whole new standard for lurking, sweet one! I bow to your overall awesomess . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)
but I laughed instead.
AoSHQ - come for the smart military bloggage and tough love, stay for the lesbian porn links.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 07:17 PM (cB/E+)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 07:18 PM (MhA4j)
took me 3 months once to 'get over' a Labrador. still haven't I don't think.
also never speed towards the end of the month, its revenue time.
Posted by: Pro tips at May 31, 2013 07:18 PM (jKWYf)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (Y4Lwq)
And we don't discriminate on the basis of gender!
Posted by: Snarky the Curious at May 31, 2013 07:19 PM (QTHTd)
That's marriage.
I never expected it to be perfect. And I doubt that most successful marriages are without strife. It's probably how they deal with it that makes them successful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:20 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:20 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:20 PM (qPCAa)
prayers up for your dadster, deety! sounds like a fine American!
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 07:21 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 07:21 PM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:22 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 11:20 PM (O6Tmi
we'll make it work I suspect, it's just going to be a crappy summer. Plus this is the first big thing in our short marriage making it more scary.
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:22 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:23 PM (qPCAa)
You are the ranking member.
I'm out. I have a full day tomorrow -- lots of cooking of large pieces of pig.
Thanks for the chuckles folks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2013 07:23 PM (O6Tmi)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:24 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:25 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: CarolT at May 31, 2013 07:25 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 07:25 PM (MhA4j)
Tammy al Thor,
If the plants survive these storms I'll post some pics later. Sadly something killed the annuals around it, but the roses are good!
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:25 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 07:26 PM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:26 PM (doBIb)
yup . . . it's not like he's gettin' laid, what's up with that?? we can all post one-handed.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:26 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:27 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 07:27 PM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:28 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 07:28 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (MhA4j)
not surprised, DoA . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:29 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2013 07:29 PM (zrlmb)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 07:30 PM (Jv4FA)
I thought that was already established policy.
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:30 PM (AkdCZ)
Best of luck ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:26 PM (Jv4FA)
thanks, we're committed to fixing it. Although I don't look forward to the burger flipping job I'm gonna have to take to help ease my wife's money stress.
damnable Obama economy, in any other time a decent lab job would be available.
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:30 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Emily Litella at May 31, 2013 07:30 PM (YWFfJ)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:31 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
I just read that Jesse Ventura is continuing his lawsuit against the widow of Chris Kyle.
Didn't that tinfoil hat wearing pigfucker say he was going to leave the country?
Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 31, 2013 07:31 PM (8cOY0)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 31, 2013 07:32 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:32 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:33 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:33 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: beavis at May 31, 2013 07:33 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:34 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:34 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 11:33 PM (GEICT)
we live in a two story house, but I'm a light sleeper if the sirens go off again.
Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at May 31, 2013 07:34 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:35 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:36 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 07:37 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:38 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 31, 2013 11:37 PM (Q0tLw)
i don't know who you are, but I love you . . .
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:39 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:39 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:40 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:41 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:41 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2013 07:42 PM (ujux6)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:43 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)
To be fair, receiving orders usually isn't a conversation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2013 07:44 PM (jGsIV)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 31, 2013 07:44 PM (3B1GS)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:45 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:46 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 07:47 PM (JMmQ9)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 31, 2013 07:47 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:47 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)
Nuthin' uber-mega ghey about that.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (8lmkt)
All Moronettes are smokin' hot, with bodies to match"
If you would read the bylaws of the handbook on membership, page 4972, paragraph 9938.48, subsection 628 specifically states that this is a requirement.
So it's safe to say "Yeah they are."
Posted by: harleycowboy at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (yfeAd)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:48 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:49 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: CarolT at May 31, 2013 07:49 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 07:50 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:50 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 07:50 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:51 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:51 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 07:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: harleycowboy
i certainly only can speak for myself.
I Am smoking hot.
and i blame it on the hot flashes-night sweats, mood swings ,, menopause .
Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 07:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:54 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 07:54 PM (Q0tLw)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:55 PM (doBIb)
Saw them both last summer in OKC. Pretty good show.Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:55 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 07:55 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: elizabethe at May 31, 2013 07:56 PM (qPCAa)
Dead man hardest hit.
http://bit.ly/ZyFLw5
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:24 PM (DPdf7)
I like Diesel trucks, but there is no fucking way I will buy a new one if I have to pour a jug of monkey piss into it to "regenerate" the exhaust catalyst. And that "Diesel Exhaust Fluid" is piss, in a way. It's a solution of urea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 07:56 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: willow at May 31, 2013 07:57 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 07:57 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 07:57 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 07:57 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 07:58 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 07:58 PM (doBIb)
Before you put a HAAS milling machine in your shop, do you need to buy mastercam software first?
I hadn't really thought about it because I haven't machined much for the last few years.
I know some of you morons know, and some of you morons know that I know, and...
I'm thinking about a bridgeport. And a vise and collets... and parallels? All that shit.
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 07:59 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 08:00 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 08:00 PM (5J54Q)
Try not to make too much of a mess, you guys.
Posted by: Peaches at May 31, 2013 08:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 08:01 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2013 08:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The Pantsless Hat at May 31, 2013 08:02 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 31, 2013 08:03 PM (JqnAE)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:03 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: a well deserved ass-kicking at May 31, 2013 08:03 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:04 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 08:05 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 10:36 PM (9+vDU)
Anybody willing to bet that these women aren't Gypsies, posing as muslims, because they know muslims will get a pass for that behavior? And Gypsies come from the same Indo-Aryan stock as Pakistanis or Bangladeshis, so the deception would be easy to pull off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 08:05 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:06 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2013 08:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:07 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:08 PM (GEICT)
Oops, now she's looking at me like "You typed about me, didn't you. I cut you."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 08:09 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:09 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 08:09 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:10 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2013 08:11 PM (KMsDB)
Well, I'm more interested in machine tools, but I hear the Blackhawks are getting another Stanley Cup soon.
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 08:11 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 31, 2013 10:38 PM (celt+)
Pro tip: it can help to set the front edge of the mower deck a notch higher than the rear, especially in heavy grass. That way, the front edge of the blade lops it off at, say, two inches, and the rear edge at one inch. Result: finer cuttings, and the engine doesn't seem to work as hard. It's my standard operating procedure with the walk-behind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 08:11 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:12 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:12 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:13 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 08:14 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 08:14 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 08:14 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:14 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:15 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (WgeYS)
Very sad news. Please accept my condolences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2013 08:16 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:16 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 08:17 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:18 PM (DPdf7)
Various sorts and amounts of attire were seen. Even many men wearing kilts.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 31, 2013 08:18 PM (KMsDB)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:19 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 31, 2013 08:19 PM (LJ2uj)
Oh good. I'm sure he means voters who are way into gay marriage, amnesty, bigger government and confiscating guns.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 08:19 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at May 31, 2013 08:20 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:21 PM (GEICT)
Serious You Guys.
Forget g-codes.
Forget thousand-dollar-a-month subscriptions.
I'm gonna do something about it.
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 08:22 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2013 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
****
What happened to the days when yungins referred to their elders as ma'am?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 12:15 AM (DPdf7)
They got smacked too often by referring to a woman as "ma'am" before she felt she was of a certain age to be referred to as such.
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2013 08:24 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 31, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:27 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 08:27 PM (5J54Q)
One of the stupid shit free newspaper rags they give away free here at the subways had a headline something like "Blackhawks Looking Presidential". I read the brief report but didn't see them mention the JEF but I'm wondering if the original version or feature version run in the broadsheets mentioned TFG (allegedly) cheering for the Hawks?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 08:28 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:28 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:28 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 31, 2013 08:29 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 08:29 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:30 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 01, 2013 12:18 AM (KMsDB)
That's not attire. That's battle dress.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 01, 2013 12:19 AM
Well, it's a dress of some sort, anyway.
Posted by: otho at May 31, 2013 08:31 PM (9gNQd)
Take care, y'all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 01, 2013 12:27 AM (5J54Q)
Well, your "uber-mega ghey" intentionally lives out where random sections of town get rototilled by "weather" regularly -- so I don't think it exactly translates......
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:32 PM (T1005)
>>>> shitty bacon?
is that even possible?
When the army cooks it, it is. Better than the coffee though.
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:32 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:33 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: Barry "Man's Country" Obama at May 31, 2013 08:34 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 08:34 PM (zrUCy)
Posted by: Eric Holder at May 31, 2013 08:35 PM (Cdzld)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:36 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 01, 2013 12:30 AM (08XhI)
I'm pretty sure he doesn't care about anything, except himself. Plus he doesn't even know who his purported White Sox favorite player was.
This, and the corpse-man thing just fry my ass, because you know they would never have let either of these things die if it were W. Nucular.
Posted by: kalneva at May 31, 2013 08:37 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 31, 2013 08:38 PM (Vk2pI)
*gleefully waiting for EoJ to get wind of this*
He'll just think it's an improv excercise.
Then he'll go and pout backstage because he wants to work on his tap dancing...it's always the same shit with that prima donna.
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2013 08:38 PM (Q0tLw)
I learned my lesson about running from weather a long time ago. Pensacola, 1995. Went to bed one night, Hurricane Opal was headed to Ft Walton as a cat 3. Next morning, they said it had turned and strengthened, heading to Pensacola as a cat 5. Everybody evacuated. I didn't want to, but since I still llived with my parents I did as I was told. Took us four hours to get to Mobile, usually an hour drive. Realized if it hit while we were sitting in traffic that was going to be a bad day.
I don't get why anybody would advise running from a tornado or a related t-storm. That shit moves fast.
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:39 PM (4Mwv/)
Try ComboFix from BleepingComputer.com. It has done wonders for me in my work.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2013 08:39 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 31, 2013 08:41 PM (zrUCy)
Posted by: mindful webworker in The Whirlwind of Fate (1915) at May 31, 2013 08:41 PM (MBZW0)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 31, 2013 08:41 PM (9+vDU)
>>>> Try ComboFix from BleepingComputer.com. It has done wonders for me in my work.
Army computer. They have it locked down so tight I can't do anything with it. So I just watch the BSOD and let it start back up.
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:42 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 08:43 PM (RLdcX)
Yes. I'll be using a Bridgeport and a file. And a computer.
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 08:44 PM (2bNRv)
>>>> because I am to drunk and would just launch into a cuss word filled tirade
And the problem with that is...?
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:44 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 12:39 AM (4Mwv/)
Anyone with any sense does not. The recommended action is to take shelter immediately. Not try to get out of the way.
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2013 08:44 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:45 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 08:45 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 08:45 PM (4Mwv/)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:45 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 08:46 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 08:47 PM (albkL)
Anyone with any sense does not. The recommended action is to take shelter immediately...
under the biggest tree you can find. If the branches are low enough, climb up in it. You'll be safe there.
Posted by: garrett gives some bad advice at May 31, 2013 08:48 PM (Q0tLw)
WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal appeals court panel Friday unanimously upheld an Obama administration requirement that dealers in southwestern border states report when customers buy multiple high-powered rifles.
The firearms industry trade group, the National Shooting Sports Foundation, and two Arizona gun sellers had argued that the administration overstepped its legal authority in the 2011 regulation, which applies to gun sellers in California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas.
The requirement, issued in what is known as a demand letter, compels those sellers to report to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives when anyone buys — within a five-day period — two or more semi-automatic weapons capable of accepting a detachable magazine and with a caliber greater than .22. The ATF says the requirement is needed to help stop the flow of guns to Mexican drug cartels.
The fast and furious boning is complete.
Posted by: U B Boned at May 31, 2013 08:49 PM (jKWYf)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:50 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 08:51 PM (T1005)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 08:53 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 31, 2013 08:54 PM (08XhI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 08:56 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 08:56 PM (albkL)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 08:57 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 08:59 PM (albkL)
Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 09:00 PM (albkL)
Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 09:01 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:02 PM (N6437)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2013 09:04 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 09:04 PM (FcR7P)
And here comes Obama. He nearly blew apart the Fiat deal. Had to re-negotiate. These pols in Washington, they have no basic business sense. They should not be in charge of any business, such as, say, health insurance or student loans. Or selling autos. The Feds are only good at a very, very narrow set of stuff. The US Constitution lays it out pretty well. The federal government is best as a small, limited enterprise. The sprawling behemoth that it has become is a travesty, and also a threat to freedom.
Posted by: Cowboy at May 31, 2013 09:05 PM (FMrA0)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:05 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: DAve at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM (albkL)
I'm already trying to GTFO. Just gotta convince the BH. Won't even hit the link -- I'm on blood pressure medication already.
Did NOT help that I was recently in North Carolina, and a bunch of the stuff in Home Depot has a sticker that says, "Not for sale in California." Think about that for a bit -- an Atlanta corporation has to put that shit on 49 states' stuff so it doesn't accidentally end up in LA and cost a boatload of fines.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:10 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 09:10 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: DAve at June 01, 2013 01:00 AM (albkL)
1 generation in CA, candyass about climate, and I have the answer -- MOVE!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:11 PM (T1005)
Posted by: DAve at May 31, 2013 09:11 PM (albkL)
Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 01:02 AM (N6437)
yeah, I don't think I'm writing anything this weekend as I'm barely lucid
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:12 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 09:12 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 09:13 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:13 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:16 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 09:16 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:17 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 09:17 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:17 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: The Great Gatsby at May 31, 2013 09:18 PM (FMrA0)
I'm from Arkansas, I'll be 40 this year, and I still have all my teeth. Kinda proud of that.
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 09:18 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: rickl at May 31, 2013 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:20 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:21 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Ma Bell at May 31, 2013 09:22 PM (RLdcX)
-Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 09:22 PM (DtNNC)
509 why do wisdom teeth have to suck so much?
Posted by: The Dude at June 01, 2013 12:56 AM
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I don't want to sound all "ha-ha, sucks to be you" but I sincerely have no idea. I'm 45 and have never gotten wisdom teeth. 28 only. 32 is for compensators.
Posted by: irright at June 01, 2013 01:10 AM (DtNNC)
Wisdom teeth is an example of "evolution in action".
Originally, having another set of molars extended your ability to grind foods -- without wisdom teeth, you have eight molars; with them, you have 12. But grinding foods isn't so cool when you have industrial food-grinders (e.g. grain mills). So it wasn't so important to have functional ones, and people stopped dying of famine when they were dysfunctional.
As they grew more and more dysfunctional, wisdom teeth started being a problem by coming in crooked or in insufficient space....so people with impacted wisdom teeth started to become scarce when they died from related infections....until dentists arrived to yank 'em.
So having problematic wisdom teeth is a multiply-evolved situation based on human innovation.....and, if you're the inquirin' type, makes you wonder how badly people might be impacted by anti-climate-change measures....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:23 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:23 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2013 09:23 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 09:23 PM (AkdCZ)
Or, um, so I've heard...
Posted by: The Shropshire Slasher at May 31, 2013 09:24 PM (B/weO)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 09:26 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 01, 2013 01:23 AM (BXLPR)
does make you wonder how someone can have canuck in their name but not know
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:27 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:28 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:30 PM (N6437)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:33 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:35 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:35 PM (N6437)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:36 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:36 PM (N6437)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 31, 2013 09:37 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:37 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 01:17 AM (vgd4f)
Oh, don't take it that way. I just wanted to say, that even so I wasn't born in this country, and I am not a citizen of this country yet, my children proudly serve this country and I am proud to have my children serve and one of these days I will be granted citizenship
Posted by: Ma Bell at June 01, 2013 01:22 AM (RLdcX)
In better days, I would say "welcome", praise your childrens' service, and applaud your own efforts.....but with the current crowd in Washington, I'd have to honestly say, "be careful."
Things are not how they were. You cannot argue over policies any more without assassinating the advocates for the other side. Everything has gone to Alinsky. Bureaucracies have debates over whether they are subject to the rule of law. Reality matters less than spin.....except to the people, who live in the real world.
I'd welcome you to my nation to share my dream, but fear that you'll find that this nation has betrayed it. I hope that we can both work together to fulfill the promise that this administration has so abused.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:38 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: irright at May 31, 2013 09:39 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:40 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:40 PM (N6437)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 09:43 PM (N6437)
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 01, 2013 12:50 AM (vgd4f)
You misspelled "four," as in "four meals a day," since this is a case of fobbits and REMFs anonymously complaining about losing mid-rats.
At least that is the consensus at "THisAin'tHell..."
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 09:44 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Zakn at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (N6437)
no idea as I really haven't been paying attention but thank God, shit has become too peaceful
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:46 PM (vJdyz)
What are your thoughts on a 1200 vs 1400 calorie per day diet?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (DPdf7)
just cut out wheat and anything with rice, or corn syrup in it, then eat plenty of lean grilled meat of any kind and any veggies prepared however you like (except breaded) and i gaurandamn tee you will lose weight. Dont go hungry. your body will rebel and hang on to fat. but if you ride the bike and walk and eat like this you will lose weigh steadily.
fats not so bad. but certain carbs especially from wheat gluten and starchy foods like rice or french fries and corn sugar are not so great for you. our bodies pack it on. Lean meat, oatmeal, and steamed veggies, salad wont make you fat and will help you lose lbs slow enough to keep it off
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:48 PM (r7Ddb)
I have gained a lot of weight since being out of work on disability.
I exercise on the recumbent bike only about 15-20 minutes a day but I'm trying to work that upwards.
What are your thoughts on a 1200 vs 1400 calorie per day diet?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (DPdf7)
The BH went through the hmr program and lost about 100 pounds....but I've been doing something informal that is more like the Taub that Insty advocates with a sliver of Atkins and have lost 35. We've both been helped by finding an activity that isn't a chore -- hiking trails in local parks [we'd previously done SCUBA some years back, but the BH got bent].
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:49 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Winston Smith at May 31, 2013 09:49 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 09:50 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 09:52 PM (vJdyz)
Yeah, all this talk about cutting out meals. Not that big a deal really.
Posted by: Bomber, unwilling fobbit at May 31, 2013 09:52 PM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:53 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Bomber at May 31, 2013 09:54 PM (AkdCZ)
Just a sample of the charitable opinions expressed towards those folks inside the wire moaning over losing hot mid-rats.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 09:55 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:55 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:56 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 09:56 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 31, 2013 09:57 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 09:57 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 09:58 PM (vgd4f)
And it is absolutely, 100% poison. Problem is, starches don't fill you up -- so you just eat more of 'em. Meats, veggies, fruits, oils....you get full. Starches, not so much. So you inevitably end up with a nation of weight-gainers from anyone who listened to the government.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 09:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 09:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 09:59 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Secret squirrel at May 31, 2013 10:00 PM (0SmH0)
Yeah, I know they are still stuck in a shithole for many months at a time.
It's just the whole deal with getting the spouses involved and bitching to the media which spends most of its time and effort trying to fuck us-when it can be bothered to pay any attention at all*, just bugs me.
*Hey, whatever happened to the daily mournful dirge over the the U.S, body count? Oh, right, Obama got elected.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 31, 2013 10:00 PM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 10:00 PM (vgd4f)
I have a severely compromised heart so this might not be a good idea for me.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 01:53 AM (DPdf7)
I remembered. thats why i brought up the moderation and shitloads of steamed veggies way to you. I too have health issues. so i cant just go off and starve myself when i look squishy. I have to carefully plan my intake and balance it. learn to loved baked chicken breast, and roasted baby veggies with a salad for lunch and dinner and a bowl of oats for breakie or better yet Muscle Milk protein drink (i like blueberry flavor or vanilla run thru the blender with some fruit) this protein intake first thing when you get up will kick start your metabolism and help you not be so hungry!
it will also help your heart deal with you losing weight and not make your issues worse.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 10:01 PM (r7Ddb)
http://www.twitch.tv/wcs_gsl
or
http://tinyurl.com/k4mhhlr
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 10:01 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:02 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: t-bird at May 31, 2013 10:03 PM (FcR7P)
RIP Harvey Korman (81)
Posted by: speedster1 at June 01, 2013 01:49 AM (yeM7r)
According to wikipedia, Korman passed 5/29/08. They're not totally accurate, but that's the sort of thing they usually get right.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 10:04 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:04 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 01, 2013 01:58 AM (Vk2pI)
this is super good advice. also Tea with honey in it. same reason. i am a weirdo who likes plain sun tea straight up no sugar. This is even better if you can do it and tannic acid settles a grumpy tummy, the water fills it up and the caffine may or may not be ok (substitute herb tea if not i like all kinds)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 10:04 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:05 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 02:04 AM (DPdf7)
that shit is real good
Posted by: The Dude at May 31, 2013 10:06 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at May 31, 2013 10:07 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 31, 2013 10:08 PM (DPdf7)
I've never tried Muscle Milk, but I will now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 01, 2013 02:04 AM (DPdf7)
easy to get and most non gross protien drink. hmmm. Also Musclepharm (look the site up) has a supplement called Armor that is a nutritional thing that along with the muscle milk will give you a rounded nutrition. Has probiotics in it that makes a cranky system chill out and do what its sposed to. BEST STUFF EVER. Grim discovered it in when he was in afghanistan and his diet options were crap. Really helped my mom recover after she almost died from a gut puncture. Shes got Lupus and a bad heart too. She felt so much better that she asked me if the capsules had speed in them. I was like "No mom. Just vitamins in a nutritionally bioavailable matrix. Most vitamins you just piss out. these your body can absorb. Thats whats making you feel fabulous."
So its that good. and why yes, i am a health nut.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 10:11 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 10:12 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: lou's a girl at May 31, 2013 10:13 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: speedster1 at May 31, 2013 10:13 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at May 31, 2013 10:13 PM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 10:15 PM (N6437)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:22 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:25 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 10:27 PM (N6437)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:28 PM (vJdyz)
My teenage self would be standing in the driveway with his friensds having the "I dunno, what do you want to do" conversation for the 397th time.
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:28 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 10:30 PM (N6437)
Posted by: The PEthanolic Hat at May 31, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:31 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 10:34 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:34 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 10:36 PM (N6437)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:36 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 01, 2013 02:12 AM (r7Ddb)
Hah!
It ain't rude -- you've got Grim to worry about and I've got the BH. Priorities.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 10:37 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Zakn at May 31, 2013 10:39 PM (N6437)
They get paid for stepping up, but they don't get paid enough. Thank you, Firemen, for every time that you answer the call.
Posted by: and irresolute at May 31, 2013 10:39 PM (DBH1h)
APM?
I was never very good at Starcraft, preferring turn based games (Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri was what I was mainly playing at the time), but I remeber vaguely the idea of zerg-rushing.
Which is to say I liked the big units with lots of HP that I rarely got out before getting rushed.
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:40 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:41 PM (vJdyz)
Hah!
It ain't rude -- you've got Grim to worry about and I've got the BH. Priorities.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 02:37 AM (T1005)
hes got an injury from training. So i have been really buy because he's in a lot of pain. Even my mom who is usually not so understanding told me to pay extra close attention to him and make sure hes ok. Sigh. So i have been susie home maker and have been cooking up a storm...and bandaging the injured horse, AND managing the rest of the zoo... AND keeping the weeds under control and the grass watered. no mean feat in this heat.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 31, 2013 10:41 PM (r7Ddb)
Looks like another revenue-generating bullshit ticket. Local governments are getting creative in the down economy. Saw a drudge headline last week about some city that shaved time off yellow lights in order to ticket more red light runners.
Posted by: Mayday at May 31, 2013 10:52 PM (F3s39)
That sort of crap should be prosecutable... reckless endangerment maybe?
Drivers are going to start slamming on the brakes to stop before the red. They tried that crap in my hometown about a decade ago. Led straight to a full replacement of the city manager's office.
Posted by: Grimmy at May 31, 2013 10:41 PM (uUsh9)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:42 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:43 PM (hO9ad)
I might have done that rebalancing shields in X-Wing.
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 10:47 PM (hO9ad)
I know exactly what you mean.
Sex Farm, You Guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 10:48 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 10:54 PM (vJdyz)
Hah!
It ain't rude -- you've got Grim to worry about and I've got the BH. Priorities.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 02:37 AM (T1005)
hes got an injury from training. So i have been really buy because he's in a lot of pain. Even my mom who is usually not so understanding told me to pay extra close attention to him and make sure hes ok. Sigh. So i have been susie home maker and have been cooking up a storm...and bandaging the injured horse, AND managing the rest of the zoo... AND keeping the weeds under control and the grass watered. no mean feat in this heat.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 01, 2013 02:41 AM (r7Ddb)
Crap. A lot of the Mystique of Grim relies on him being invincible. It's doubleplusungood that he's racked up. I hope he's better soon.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 31, 2013 11:04 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2013 11:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Sex Farm You Guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:23 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:26 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:28 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:38 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2013 11:45 PM (hO9ad)
avid ThompsonPosted by: Adriane ... at May 31, 2013 11:47 PM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:48 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: The dude at May 31, 2013 11:50 PM (vJdyz)
But I'm a moron...
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at May 31, 2013 11:57 PM (2bNRv)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:00 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2013 12:03 AM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:09 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:09 AM (Jv4FA)
===
I am more of a parallelogram.
Posted by: jc at June 01, 2013 12:11 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:12 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:16 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:16 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:18 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: Deety wants a basement in AZ at June 01, 2013 12:21 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Methos at June 01, 2013 12:24 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:25 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:25 AM (vJdyz)
The nights are starting to stay hotter longer. Need to bite the bullet and get a new a/c put in ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:18 AM (Jv4FA)
===
got a bit of sunburn today, so OK.
Posted by: jc at June 01, 2013 12:27 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:28 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 12:29 AM (Y4Lwq)
Last I checked, flouridated water was worthy of ridicule in Dr. Strangelove. So, I mentioned that it was probably the least of the problems with what he was drinking and told him he should request a water quality report from his supplier. Further, I told him that IBM had a superfund site where they were pumping out groundwater at some contaminant at 6 ppm when the acceptable standard for >tapwater< was 5 ppm.....and that those rat bastards had suggested that they pump water out of their sinful, contaminated wells, mix it 1:1 with regular system water [thus diluting 6 ppm to 3 ppm], and send that out into the water system for people to drink.
I imagine that he's still trying to figure out whether to shit or go blind. His grievance-studies degree left him woefully unprepared for such discourse.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 12:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:32 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:33 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 12:34 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:35 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:37 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:37 AM (Jv4FA)
Have you tried a Zero Filter?
H2O over here is so hard it takes out the filter in less than a week, so no economic advantage over buying water at the store.
But CA is less salty-ish ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:35 AM (Jv4FA)
Water here is liquid concrete -- rift lake cichlids love it straight from the tap, and some of their survival strategies involve things self-cementing in place.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 12:37 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:39 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 01, 2013 12:40 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:42 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:45 AM (2bNRv)
yikes!
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 04:42 AM (Jv4FA)
==
So, drinking water to avoid constipation is .... right? ...wrong? ...waste of time? ...silly? or ...huh?
Posted by: jc at June 01, 2013 12:45 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 12:45 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 01, 2013 12:46 AM (Jv4FA)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:52 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 12:53 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: The dude at June 01, 2013 12:54 AM (vJdyz)
Are you sure that this came from your kitchen tap?
Yes. I followed instructions.
You're not on well water?
As I said, I am a renter, living in an apartment, in AZ. I suppose it's possible that the complex has its own well that they dip into from time to time but very unlikely. Far as I know, it's just straight City Water.
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 01:05 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:07 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:13 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:28 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 01:29 AM (Y4Lwq)
Morons?
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:40 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:42 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:47 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 01:48 AM (Y4Lwq)
Go to bed.
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:51 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:53 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 01:55 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 01:56 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 05:55 AM (AkdCZ)
LOL! Stay safe and I hope you get home soon.
Posted by: ExSnipe at June 01, 2013 01:59 AM (PBm/l)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:00 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:05 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 02:05 AM (Y4Lwq)
No, I just don't want to talk to you.
>>>> If there were such a thing as a grateful hug, I would do that all over you, constantly.
I gotta start going to meetups when I get back.
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 02:07 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who probably should explain his last comment in further detail because DHS and so on at June 01, 2013 02:15 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 02:16 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 02:19 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who probably should explain his last comment in further detail because DHS and so on at June 01, 2013 02:20 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist the unignorable at June 01, 2013 02:25 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:27 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Deety at June 01, 2013 02:30 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Teenage Deety at June 01, 2013 02:33 AM (hQFp3)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 02:34 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:34 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:36 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at June 01, 2013 02:37 AM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:40 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 02:42 AM (AkdCZ)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:47 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 02:48 AM (Y4Lwq)
Posted by: Bomber at June 01, 2013 02:48 AM (AkdCZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 02:56 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 03:03 AM (2bNRv)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 01, 2013 03:03 AM (U33a/)
Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 03:04 AM (Y4Lwq)
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Posted by: Tweeny Deety at June 01, 2013 03:11 AM (Y4Lwq)
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Posted by: Ray Sist, A man who says he's gonna do something and then does something else instead at June 01, 2013 03:14 AM (2bNRv)
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