July 05, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (5 Jul 2013)
— CDR M

Evenin' morons. Hope your holiday weekend is progressing nicely and safely. Oral Sex Study

I'm going to have to throw the BS flag on this study. Oral sex study suggests men go down on women to prevent female infidelity. Ummm, no. I'm willing to bet around 90% do it so they can get a BJ in return.

Conspiracy Theory Of The Day

Unless the Palestinians can summon lightning at will, they really can't take credit for causing the Arizona wildfires. Still, it is slightly more plausible than global warming.

Marine Corps Standards

I can see it now. Politicians will change the requirements for infantry officer school as two more female officers fail.

Here's some pretty awesome photographs of Marines in action. Some of the captions are pretty good too.

Vodka Heist

Alright. Which one of you morons did this? Fess up because that could be used for one hell of a south Florida moron meet up. $1.1 million in vodka stolen.

Science

Asking the important science questions. Is it easier to fart while standing up or lying down?

CONCLUSION: Body posture has a significant influence on intestinal gas propulsion: transit is faster in the upright position than when supine.”

Speaking of science, here's an interesting definition of rocket science.


Dumb Blonde Explains What Rocket Science Is - Watch More Funny Videos

Dog Video

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Posted by: CDR M at 05:58 PM | Comments (781)
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1
evenin, homos

Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 05:59 PM (KeJAW)

2 It's almost time for.....http://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

3 Women in the Infantry? WTF?!?

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 06:01 PM (z9HTb)

4 BIL sent me this today. Seems to relate to last night's discussion re Bear vs. Shark:
http://devour.com/video/snuffy-the-seal-returns-to-the-sea/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 06:02 PM (aDwsi)

5 Ahmed Zahran ‏@A_Zahran 18m Protester in the streets of Cairo saw CNN correspondent so he ran to him & said "Obama is a bitch" : http://t.co/mv2mJUf0hP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 06:02 PM (jjvz+)

6 Hello from Ennis, TX Horde. MPFS is right, OK drivers are terrifying.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 05, 2013 06:03 PM (Hd1oV)

7 Okay fine, I'll try this again here...

(to the tune of "The Christmas Song")

♫ Mideast roasting on an open fire,
Ketchup Boy roasting on his yacht...
American influence going up in black smoke
and media lapdogs saying that it's not...' ♫

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 06:03 PM (7B7jB)

8 Evenin' morons/ettes!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:03 PM (NEIxp)

9 Heya

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 05, 2013 06:03 PM (DoZD+)

10 #5?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 06:03 PM (s/TCI)

11 Wow. That was offensive. I was channel surfing, and came across a show called The Real Story: Star Trek on NatGeo. Coming back from break, they were talking about Lt. Uhura being a major black character on a national TV show, and the famous kiss in Plato's Stepchildren. In the space of no more than a minute they said at least 3 times how there was a "bad reaction from the religious south"; "got lots of negative mail from the bible belt"; "we knew religious folks would have a problem with it". Just who in the hell do these idiots think were marching with blacks for civil rights? Of course, if they wanted to be, oh, factually accurate or something crazy like that, they would have changed the bolded above to Democrats, but hey, we can't let the truth smother the narrative, can we?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 05, 2013 06:04 PM (aH+zP)

12 Bear vs. Shark

I'd prefer to see at YouTube "Bear vs. Shark vs. Alec Baldwin." Or Sarah Silverman. Or Ellen Barkin. Or any obnoxious liberal (but I repeat myself) celeb lately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 06:05 PM (7B7jB)

13 Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop doing glue.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:05 PM (wR+pz)

14 Hope your holiday weekend is progressing nicely and safely. What, you think I'm a communist?

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2013 06:05 PM (FcR7P)

15 "I can see it now. Politicians will change the requirements for infantry officer school as two more female officers fail.."
-------------------------

It's : : sob : :, just too : : sob : :  hard..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 06:06 PM (aDwsi)

16
it is so gross out -- exactly how Anna Nicole Smith likes her men

83 and hot and sticky

Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 06:06 PM (KwX0v)

17 Here!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)

18 CDR That is bullshit that 90% of men go down in hopes of receiving a blow job. I bet the number is more like 100%.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac who won't go down until after she goes down at July 05, 2013 06:07 PM (BXLPR)

19 Oral sex study suggests men go down on women to prevent female infidelity. A Clitorectomy A Day Keeps The Infidels Away

Posted by: The Muslim Brotherhood at July 05, 2013 06:07 PM (FcR7P)

20 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 05, 2013 06:07 PM (JMmQ9)

21

A pro-abortionists just threatened violence if clinics in Texas close.

link in sig

Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 06:07 PM (ikxXh)

22 Women  Womyn in the Infantry? WTF?!?
Posted by: fluffy
----

FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 06:08 PM (aDwsi)

23 "I'm going to have to throw the BS flag on this study. Oral sex study suggests men go down on women to prevent female infidelity. Ummm, no. I'm willing to bet around 90% do it so they can get a BJ in return." Men go down on women cause they can.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 06:08 PM (57bzg)

24 21 A pro-abortionists just threatened violence if clinics in Texas close. link in sig Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 10:07 PM (ikxXh) Never mind all the violence that takes place in the clinics while they're open.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:09 PM (NEIxp)

25 Well, that was interesting. Just saw a commercial for Blu e-cigs. The actor is somebody most of us recognize, even if we don't know his name. Stephen Dorff. The tag line is "It's time we took our freedom back."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

26 I bet the number is more like 100%. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac who won't go down Well, maybe 99%!

Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 06:09 PM (dKV5k)

27 Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 10:07 PM (ikxXh) how was your 'experiance'?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 06:10 PM (s/TCI)

28
It's almost time for.....http://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA

I'm not clicking that. I've been rickrolled like twelve times today. Just in the last two threads.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 06:10 PM (0IhFx)

29 well, here we fuckin' go, and me all late to the party and shit.  natty lite, anyone?  parlie?  i'm here to be friendly and somewhat sarcastic.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:10 PM (8lmkt)

30 I'm not clicking that. I've been rickrolled like twelve times today. Just in the last two threads. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 10:10 PM (0IhFx) Lmao. "It's a traaaaap!!" I'm watching Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (GEICT)

31 12 Bear vs. Shark

I'd prefer to see at YouTube "Bear vs. Shark vs. Alec Baldwin." Or Sarah Silverman. Or Ellen Barkin. Or any obnoxious liberal (but I repeat myself) celeb lately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 10:05 PM (7B7jB)


How about Man-pig-bear vs Alec Baldone?  Works for me.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (Oi60j)

32 Holy SHIT. That's my old squadron! HMLA-169.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (57bzg)

33 What?! Be more dog?! "Le Sigh," doesn't come close.

Posted by: Henri at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (w3tLj)

34 The tag line is "It's time we took our freedom back." What is this "freedom" of which you speak?

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (NEIxp)

35
Men go down on women cause they can.

Zactly.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (0IhFx)

36 Cunilingus is its own reward.

Posted by: holygoat at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (IGIFh)

37 omg, I was thinking it was Saturday and I almost jumped right down CDR M (who I revere)'s throat for posting a dog video.  I should really probably be in some kinda 12-step program but, frankly, I ain't got time for that.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

38 Weirddave, what were you expecting from the National Geographic Channel?? Accuracy and fairness?? They are like the rest of the mfm. NARRATIVE UBBER ALLES!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (BoUAK)

39 Polliwog!!! My sister had a ranch just outside of Ennis!! We spent many a hot, Texas afternoon in the shops on the main drag!!! How are you and the kids doing?.

Posted by: Moki at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (EvHC8)

40 29 well, here we fuckin' go, and me all late to the party and shit. natty lite, anyone? parlie? So you only go for the top shelf stuff I see.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM (NEIxp)

41 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 06:13 PM (T1005)

42 "Cunilingus," just kind of rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: where's my bib? at July 05, 2013 06:13 PM (w3tLj)

43 howdy, just spent the last few days in Central Idaho, was nice met some nice peeps and drank some cold beer while a passle of kids/cousins under the age of 14 did 'mountain stuff'

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 06:13 PM (s/TCI)

44 I understand "totes", but what's "parlie"? Little by little, the HQ is challenging me to expand my vocabulary.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 06:14 PM (sdi6R)

45 Men go down on women cause they can.

would it surprise you to know we mostly put up with it because most of the menfolk aren't really that good at it?  my rule of thumb was, take a little nap or read or whatever and then drag 'em up to the main event. 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

46 Took the boy to the local minor league game tonight. The Dragons blew it in the 8 th but fun time with the kid.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 05, 2013 06:14 PM (elt2j)

47 I've discovered global warming is true. No seriously. It is hot...and I'm on a globe. Proof wing nuts! Damn, this choom is good shit.

Posted by: Some Liberal SCIENTIST at July 05, 2013 06:14 PM (zPVBH)

48
I should really probably be in some kinda 12-step program but, frankly, I ain't got time for that.

It's like Six Minute Abs. Why go through all the fuss and bother when you can achieve the same results in only five minutes?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 06:15 PM (0IhFx)

49 Choose your partner carefully...

Posted by: Michael Douglas at July 05, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

50 So you only go for the top shelf stuff I see.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 10:12 PM (NEIxp)


Yeah, well, since I pay for it myself, there's no reason for anyone to get all snarkypants, eh?

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

51 @Puddleglum Nah. Just used to be a little more subtle, and was usually bending off the truth, not inverting it 180 degrees. In 20 years we'll be hearing about the evil Jews putting the peaceful Germans in camps I suppose.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 05, 2013 06:15 PM (aH+zP)

52 Oral Sex Study Suggests Men Go Down To Prevent Female Infidelity ___ Bullshit. I went to town on Huma several times a day and she still left me for some strange weiner.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 05, 2013 06:16 PM (zPVBH)

53 'sup Jake.

Found a range a little longer than usual. A whopping 200 yards. I'd look this up but I know you know. What's the drop on Rem .223 55 grain at 200 yards? Any at all?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:16 PM (4Mv1T)

54 Wonderful. I'm talking about wholesome Americana and the subject at hand is beaver diving.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 05, 2013 06:16 PM (elt2j)

55 Howdy ONT.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 06:16 PM (OSARm)

56 Women in infantry?
She ain't a woman, or it ain't the infantry.

Posted by: Big Ben at July 05, 2013 06:16 PM (I5Htn)

57

So I've played through the new Walking Dead Expansion 400 Days.  My opinion is its good and keeping with the original 5 episodes.  There are a few connections to the previous episodes as well even though its all new characters.

 

However I don't think its worth the full price so I'd recommend waiting for it to be on sale before picking it up.  I think its the same price as the other episodes and it just doesn't seem to have quite as much content as the others.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 06:17 PM (LI48c)

58 Yeah, well, since I pay for it myself, there's no reason for anyone to get all snarkypants, eh? Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:15 PM (8lmkt) I need a reason? ;-)

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:17 PM (NEIxp)

59 I've always kinda wondered if the lesbos knew how to do it right.  Never really wanted to open that door, though, despite the relentless invitations.  Some girls just like cock.  I was one.

Srsly, you guys, I rely on you to tell me when to shut this shit down and go watch teevee. 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:18 PM (8lmkt)

60 The Great Tea Party Conspiracy The left have for years now had a rabid drive to “prove” that the Tea Party was “astoturf” (i.e. a fake grassroots movement) that they have fallen to peddling insane conspiracy theories. In order to give the illusion of solid fact to these flights of fantasy, they have even gone to the lengths of publishing in a “peer reviewed” journal, “Tobacco Control.” A professor at the University of California, San Fransisco’s Department of Medicine has published a paper entitled “‘To quarterback behind the scenes, third party efforts’: the tobacco industry and the Tea Party.” It paints a dark conspiracy about how the Tea Party, as well as various anti-tax and small government groups, are somehow nothing more than schemes to protect “Big Tobacco” from the righteousness of the people. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2584

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 06:18 PM (Vk2pI)

61 The tag line is "It's time we took our freedom back." *** A little late for that...and unfortunately a working majority of voters is quite happy giving up their freedom so they can watch Dancing with the Stars and not have to think about icky politics and stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:18 PM (zPVBH)

62 I like charcoal but it is, per usage, more expensive and it takes longer to get the coals to the right stage for cooking.

But well worth it, unless you are not a good cook, in which case, it doesn't matter what you use to make heat.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 06:18 PM (tPLfq)

63 What's the drop on Rem .223 55 grain at 200 yards? Any at all? Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 10:16 PM (4Mv1T) ball park 2 inches from a 100 yard zero off the top of my head.. Would need some more details for better info

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 06:19 PM (s/TCI)

64 >>Srsly, you guys, I rely on you to tell me when to shut this shit down and go watch teevee. <<



You're good to go.  Tell me more.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 06:19 PM (OSARm)

65 A pro-abortionists just threatened violence if clinics in Texas close. link in sig ___ If you don't let me stab babies with a fork I'll....STAB BABIES WITH A FORK! H8ters!

Posted by: Some Texas Abortionist at July 05, 2013 06:19 PM (zPVBH)

66 we're having a lot of different conversations here, aren't we? 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

67 TR - I'm going with 1  1/2". Your results may vary

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

68 Posted by: Moki at July 05,2013 10:12 PM(EvHC Eldest Kidlet is with me as we begin househunting. The others are still splitting time between grandparents. They're starting to get homesick so I really hope we can find a place quickly. How are you doing? Medical reports still good?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 05, 2013 06:20 PM (Hd1oV)

69 There are some female DIs here at Parris Island I would not suggest you fool around with. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 05, 2013 06:20 PM (gXLJL)

70 64 >>Srsly, you guys, I rely on you to tell me when to shut this shit down and go watch teevee. << You're good to go. Tell me more. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 10:19 PM (OSARm) Yes. Do go on.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 06:20 PM (sdi6R)

71 "My rule of thumb was, take a little nap or read or whatever and then drag 'em up to the main event." Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty You poor girl! I wish there were something I could do for you...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 06:20 PM (57bzg)

72 Going down on a woman is like dealing with women in general. Listen to what they're saying and follow direction. It ain't rocket surgery.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

73

would it surprise you to know we mostly put up with it because most of the menfolk aren't really that good at it? my rule of thumb was, take a little nap or read or whatever and then drag 'em up to the main event.


Not in the least. But I had a girl friend that was very helpful in telling me just exactly what to do. Granted, "You're doing it wrong", kind of killed the mood at first, but over time, and with frequent periods of instruction, I learned.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 06:20 PM (0IhFx)

74 Men go down on women cause they can.


Gives a whole new meaning to 'flavor savor'

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 06:21 PM (z9HTb)

75 If you don't let me stab babies with a fork I'll....STAB BABIES WITH A FORK! Sigh. See, this is what I'm talking about. Subtlety, people, subtlety!

Posted by: Satan at July 05, 2013 06:21 PM (NEIxp)

76 more expensive and it takes longer to get the coals to the right stage for cooking.
---------------------------------

Yes, but for me it is the whole ceremony. I mean, it's fire.

Plus I will not cook unless adult beverages are involved. Charcoal prep allows for the perfect time frame to ingest the proper quantity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

77 okay, so, I thought I would be able to bust fluffy's cherry this weekend, but apparently fuckin' not, thanks, lunatic gun nut "best friends." 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

78 Big Tobacco behind the Tea Party? lolwut? That's the sort of nonsense I expect at...  a certain site based out of Culver City. How'd it get past peer review?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 06:22 PM (QTHTd)

79 Eh, human reproductive rituals and rites have always been confusing to me, . But speaking of wild fires, setting large fires would be a cheap and relatively risk free way of performing terrorism. Just saying...

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 06:22 PM (KiyII)

80 MOKI!!!!!  miss you madly, so glad to see you . . . you look awesome!! 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

81 36 Cunilingus is its own reward.

Posted by: holygoat at July 05, 2013 10:12 PM (IGIFh)



What? You'd rather it was dry?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (T1005)

82 and came to the conclusion that “because they enjoy it” or “because they want to make someone selflessly happy” did not rate as potential reasons. *** Either I'm an alien or these people are idiots.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (zPVBH)

83 But speaking of wild fires, setting large fires would be a cheap and relatively risk free way of performing terrorism. Just saying... Posted by: Thrawn
-----------------

I think the Japs did manage to start one forest fire during WWII, via balloon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

84 Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 10:22 PM (KiyII)

oh, you . . . haha, I know who you are now.  {{{{}}}}

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

85 45, Peach; You womenfolk could advise a bit to fix the "menfolk aren't really that good at it?" problem. Keep it simple.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2013 06:23 PM (BoUAK)

86 78 Big Tobacco behind the Tea Party? lolwut? That's the sort of nonsense I expect at... a certain site based out of Culver City. How'd it get past peer review? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 10:22 PM (QTHTd) The author's an idiot with idiotic peers?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:24 PM (NEIxp)

87

I go down on the wife because I like to make her happy.

 

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at July 05, 2013 06:24 PM (Yx4EH)

88 3" Women in the Infantry? WTF?!?" So, how'd they get around the lack of upper body strength in female firefighters? How do the ladies carry people out of burning buildings?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 06:24 PM (DpI6K)

89 Nice ONT CdrM...

The Nuclear Midget lost to "the Justin Bieber of Wrestling"...

I am very very old

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)

90 In Re that Dr. Who engagement.

Wanna bet he's rich.

Posted by: trainer says Hi, NSA at July 05, 2013 06:25 PM (7EbAY)

91 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 05, 2013 10:16 PM (zPVBH) Very Funny, Hillary!

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 06:25 PM (z4WKX)

92 and the bottom "you phail" PSA is steel on target

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)

93 Big Tobacco behind the Tea Party? lolwut? That's the sort of nonsense I expect at... a certain site based out of Culver City. How'd it get past peer review? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 10:22 PM (QTHTd) Do you really have to ask?

Posted by: Michael Mann at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (Vk2pI)

94 Thanks Jake and Mike H - I'm planning to visit a different range that has a 200 yard rifle range. It's the longest that's close to me and a good next step for me.

I'm using a Leupold 1-4 optic so I just want to get my ducks in a row and ready to march before I get there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

95 Hey Horde, did AtC already check out?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

96 Great ONT CDR_M!  Thank you sir.



Stolen Valurite, oral sex and dumb blondes...I should probably just STFU.  Cheers y'all!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (/izg2)

97 You poor girl! I wish there were something I could do for you...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 10:20 PM (57bzg)


Oh, bless your heart, honey.  At this point in my life, there ain't nothin you can do for me that I can't do quicker and with far less fuss for myself.  But, you are an absolute love for saying that.  Do let me know if you run outta beer, though, I got plenty.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

98 99th?

Posted by: Dale Gribble at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (+kznc)

99 Guys, when with a lady, remember to gobble before you hobble and not the other way around. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYkWWnZm6-w

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac cutting a promo for "The More You Know" at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (BXLPR)

100 shit

Posted by: Dale Gribble at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (+kznc)

101 You womenfolk could advise a bit to fix the "menfolk aren't really that good at it?" problem. Keep it simple. *** I'd argue that people get better at things they do the more they do them, and in this case since every person is different, you do have to kind of start over if you change partners. That said, and not to toot my own horn...so to speak...I've never gotten any complaints or "you are doing it wrongs" - usually it is more like DON'T STOP DAMN IT DON'T STOP!!!!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (zPVBH)

102 69 NGU,

There are plenty of serious women in the military, of them maybe 20% can hang with the lower third range of Male Combat Arms standards....

I respect all people in uniform who merit such.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:26 PM (LRFds)

103 68 house hunting seems like it should be fun, but I don't really enjoy it. I generally know what I want to look at, and inevitably most realtors we have had have showed us things we specifically said we didn't want. Good luck with your house hunt- I will pray that the right one is absolutely evident!! My latest set of labs were pretty good. I have to repeat some others in a month because they were not. So overall, good!!! Did you have a good fourth??

Posted by: Moki at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (EvHC8)

104 >>95 Hey Horde, did AtC already check out?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 10:26 PM (GEICT)<<



Haven't seen her in hours. And I have been here pretty steady.

Posted by: Muad'dib - call me Fluffy at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (OSARm)

105 I'd prefer to see at YouTube "Bear vs. Shark vs. Alec Baldwin." Or Sarah Silverman. Or Ellen Barkin. Or any obnoxious liberal (but I repeat myself) celeb lately. ------- I know why you left out Cher. All that botox would poison the bear or shark.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (DpI6K)

106 54 Wonderful. I'm talking about wholesome Americana and the subject at hand is beaver diving.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 05, 2013 10:16 PM (elt2j)


It's pretty fuckin wholesome, and low in calories too!

Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (Oi60j)

107 So, how'd they get around the lack of upper body strength in female firefighters?
How do the ladies carry people out of burning buildings?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 10:24 PM (DpI6K)


Well for one thing, nobody is usually shooting at them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (gXLJL)

108 3" Women in the Infantry? WTF?!?" So, how'd they get around the lack of upper body strength in female firefighters? How do the ladies carry people out of burning buildings? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 10:24 PM (DpI6K) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xrZPFW0zco And yes, that is Margaret Thatcher in the military uniform.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (Vk2pI)

109 Take a good hard look at the Massachusetts boat!

Posted by: John Kerry says I'm on a boat (ht WZ) at July 05, 2013 06:28 PM (Aif/5)

110 BC, did you check with the bride about Savannah?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 06:28 PM (jjvz+)

111 @99 Is that bear ad a joke or just dumb shit NBC?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:28 PM (wR+pz)

112 Haven't seen her in hours. And I have been here pretty steady. Posted by: Muad'dib - call me Fluffy at July 05, 2013 10:27 PM (OSARm) Hmmmmm... Hey AtC, if you're lurking, I have Pacific Rim Ron Perlman goodness for you...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

113 What? You'd rather it was dry?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 10:23 PM (T1005)


Oh, see, that!!!  Most horny little bastids would rather just go on down there and slime it all up with spit than take some time turning a woman on to the point where she will self-lubricate. 


Srsly, let me know if this starts to be too much information, but I will never lie to you guys.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

114 "Oh, bless your heart, honey." Well, at least there wasn't any pea pickin in there. Hey on the subject of cherries and Fluffy; WTF!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 06:29 PM (57bzg)

115 Srsly, let me know if this starts to be too much information, but I will never lie to you guys. *** Ok, what is the deal with having 8,000 pairs of shoes?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:29 PM (zPVBH)

116 110 BC, did you check with the bride about Savannah? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 10:28 PM (jjvz+) I have not. Only got to talk to her for a few minutes this evening. She was angrily muttering something about bad children and how it was time for strawberritas...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

117 NY Slime in a latter about Egypt fighting. Obviously cheering for the Bro's.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:30 PM (wR+pz)

118 Hmm, might shape up to be a July 4th thread to rival the Memorial Day thread.

Posted by: Chronicler at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (w3tLj)

119 um...orally gratifying the kitty is a fertility enhancer?

erm "no" I put it under "ensuring an optimal spousal customer service experience...."

either the theorist there understands something about my tongue that I do not or I grasp the lack of testicles in my adnoid area that they don't...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (LRFds)

120 Today the Memorial Day ONT will be observed on 5 July

/cracking up over here

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (QTHTd)

121 Periods of instruction??? Yech!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (9+vDU)

122 72 Going down on a woman is like dealing with women in general. Listen to what they're saying and follow direction. It ain't rocket surgery. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT) Have you ever ridden in a car with a woman trying to give directions? You better watch out or you will be at the wrong entrance to the amusement park. I have had better luck following the instructions of "Peggy" from tech support.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac uses the male voice on his GPS at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (BXLPR)

123 NDH - have you busted out the "special donut" yet?

Posted by: Muad'dib - call me Fluffy at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (OSARm)

124

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:14 PM (8lmkt)

****

it must be the natty light talking...

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 05, 2013 06:31 PM (XM5nJ)

125 Peaches!!! How are you doin, girl??? I admit, I am stressed out with trying to fit the crap from a 3600 sq ft house into a 1800 sq ft house. Having to part with some family pieces because they just don't fit. Good will is loving us.

Posted by: Moki at July 05, 2013 06:32 PM (EvHC8)

126 Hey on the subject of cherries and Fluffy; WTF!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 10:29 PM (57bzg)


I haven't even put in the snap caps and dry fired yet.  It's been kinda crazypants in my life the last several weeks.  I only got her a little over a month ago.  (fluffy is a ruger 5-shot .357, is that what you're asking?  my God, she is so beautiful)

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

127 Ok, what is the deal with having 8,000 pairs of shoes? Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 10:29 PM (zPVBH) Ah, that's what I forgot. A shoe story.

Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 06:32 PM (dKV5k)

128 Polliwog, do people move to Ennis because it's too hard to spell Waxihatchie? (No, I can't spell it either.)

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 05, 2013 06:32 PM (YSkup)

129 "Have you ever ridden in a car with a woman trying to give directions? You better watch out or you will be at the wrong entrance to the amusement park." Well wouldn't that be the shit?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (57bzg)

130 Oh, see, that!!! Most horny little bastids would rather just go on down there and slime it all up with spit than take some time turning a woman on to the point where she will self-lubricate. Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:28 PM (8lmkt) Oral sex for pleasure and for lubrication is not an either/or proposition. And while it's sad, dumb fuck guys make those of us who take the time to make sure our girl is happy look sooooo much better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

131 Today the Memorial Day ONT will be observed on 5 July

/cracking up over here

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 10:31 PM (QTHTd)


I know, right? 

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

132

1) I like going down on a woman, and when I get it right and get her going, there's a definite feeling of power.

 

2) Everyone knows that lowered standards are coming.  This has never been about fighting and winning wars, but always about the feminist orthodoxy.

 

3) Gun buyback programs are racist.  They target low income gun owners, mostly minorities in inner cities, while ignoring middle class and higher white gun owners.

 

4) Oh shit, Peaches is in a mood today.  Everyone hold onto your cocks...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (lr3d7)

133 106 54 Wonderful. I'm talking about wholesome Americana and the subject at hand is beaver diving..... Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 05, 2013 10:16 PM (elt2j) It's pretty fuckin wholesome, and low in calories too! Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 10:27 PM (Oi60j) There may also be a peanut butter surprise!!!!!

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (BXLPR)

134 "Most horny little bastids..." Well, if you're going for lesser-endowed men whose parents were never married...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (U37Ux)

135 I haven't even put in the snap caps and dry fired yet. It's been kinda crazypants in my life the last several weeks. I only got her a little over a month ago. (fluffy is a ruger 5-shot .357, is that what you're asking? my God, she is so beautiful) Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:32 PM ( Which model Ruger is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (NEIxp)

136 88 NerdyGirl,

Uh the fire departments lowered the standards ma'am but were smart enough to remember the old standards and assign women according to their skills.

The problem with combat arms standards being reduced is armed conflict is a hyperdynamic environment with the opfor ostensibly having a brain directed dynamic their own...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

137 Read a lot of the comments in the vegan link on the sidebar last night. This commenter provided links to some choice observations regarding the assholiness of vegans - NateM July 03, 2013 10:41 PM Everything you need to know about vegans has already been said by Maddox http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=vegetarian_test

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 05, 2013 06:33 PM (RZ1au)

138 I put it under "ensuring an optimal spousal customer service experience...." --------------------------------

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

139 Posted by: Moki at July 05,2013 10:27 PM(EvHC Praying that *all* your labs come back good next time. Eldest Kidlet and I had a quiet 4th. Listened to Declaration of Independence, Gettysburg Address, and Madison Rising's rocking version of The Star Spangled Banner on the computer. Then EK watched some neighbor's big fireworks. Not sure what the others did for the day.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (Hd1oV)

140 Famous last words, from Union General John Sedgewick:
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye. Confederate sniper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

141 So over the last day or so there has been a pretty good bitchfest on Althouse's sight over the story about a woman that tricked her boyfriend into thinking that she was taking birth control to get pregnant with him. Althouse was pretty flip about it and got into a nice flamefest with a bunch of her posters. Her husband/boyfriend largely agreed with her arguing if you don't want a woman to lie to you about birth control don't have sex with her. I've read Althouse occasionally and it surprised me she turned into such a heterodox feminist as soon as she tripped across a story like this...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (zPVBH)

142 Bearnado just does not flow as well. Advantage: Shark

Posted by: nip at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (lGVXf)

143 Sven's Adnoid Sac?

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (ti5Jh)

144

Have you ever ridden in a car with a woman trying to give directions?

You better watch out or you will be at the wrong entrance to the amusement park.


I have had better luck following the instructions of "Peggy" from tech support.

 

"Siri, where's the clitoris?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 06:34 PM (lr3d7)

145 On their wedding night, the nervous Chinese groom asked his lovely young bride what she would like. She replied, I want number 69. To which he replied, you want beef with broccoli?

Posted by: ALH at July 05, 2013 06:35 PM (AHcCN)

146 "A pro-abortionists just threatened violence if clinics in Texas close. " What the hell are they going to do, burn down the empty clinics?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 06:35 PM (DpI6K)

147 138 Tobacco Road,

Life's a series of transactions....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)

148 129 "Have you ever ridden in a car with a woman trying to give directions? You better watch out or you will be at the wrong entrance to the amusement park." Well wouldn't that be the shit?! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 10:33 PM (57bzg) Nobody wants to use the service entrance.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 06:35 PM (BXLPR)

149 Dr. Bao or Mayo or Oab which is Bao backwards, Medical Examiner, limited liability as well as intriguing to the max when it comes to cerebral stuff, is soon to maybe, possibly,don't know when begin sometime after book is read on subject. Fascinating subject, with gunshot wound, from three weeks ago. Cannot, don't think, figure out time of death from gunshot powder. There is something, let's see, about a tarp. I was not there! I do not have to know specifics as that is not my expertise! He was deader than a doorknob! Could not estimate height as he was not standing up. I read a book! I have no idea what the techs do, as I have not studied their techniques. My camera is not tall enough to take photos of all body parts. Hand was curved into fist, unable to take photo of hand as camera not tall enough.

This is the first episode of the premier show starting someday.*

*What did I do prior to reading about State's witnesses. #DiamondinRoughEugene

Posted by: New show on Discovery at July 05, 2013 06:36 PM (baL2B)

150 146 nerdygirl,

Heh, no I'm pretty sure they'll attack Churches...

I'm also pretty sure it will lend more moral clarity...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)

151 So, anyone want to take bets about this thread permanently disappearing like that Labor Day Weekend (IIRC) one?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:36 PM (9+vDU)

152 Uh the fire departments lowered the standards ma'am but were smart enough to remember the old standards and assign women according to their skills. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 10:33 PM (LRFds) Not all of them. My BIL is ff in NoVa. He tells a horror story about a woman that was at his house. They get to a fire, she can't keep up with them going upstairs, can't hold on to the tools, can't use the tools properly. She could have easily put them at risk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)

153 Sleep tight y'all. I will catch you on the morrow!!

Posted by: Moki at July 05, 2013 06:36 PM (EvHC8)

154 143 Garrett,

I know right?

I mean seriously, you have to go to a lot of college to get that fucking stupid er smart.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:37 PM (LRFds)

155 She was angrily muttering something about bad children and how it was time for strawberritas... *** Perhaps NOT the best time to discuss it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 06:37 PM (jjvz+)

156 "Siri, where's the clitoris?" Please tell me too - I need to find it to get Wendy to like me.

Posted by: Stan at July 05, 2013 06:37 PM (KiyII)

157 I have had better luck following the instructions of "Peggy" from tech support. Thank you, may I help you with anything else today?

Posted by: Pushpagandha "Peggy" Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (zPVBH)

158 @141 I read her some. She's a fucking law professor at WI that voted for Obama, why are you surprised? Why does Insty link to her all the time, she doesn't ever have much to add to any topic.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (wR+pz)

159 "So, how'd they get around the lack of upper body strength in female firefighters? How do the ladies carry people out of burning buildings? Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 10:24 PM (DpI6K) Well for one thing, nobody is usually shooting at them?" But bullets flying or not, there's still the problem of carrying an adult out of a building. And when this decision about infantry was made, a woman in the army said that women in the infantry would be a problem because few of them could carry wounded fellow soldiers in battle.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (DpI6K)

160 Well, she voted for Obama the first time.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (9+vDU)

161 "Fluffy'? That gun will be teased mercilessly at the range.

Posted by: Snuffy at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (w3tLj)

162 "Siri, where's the clitoris?" Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 10:34 PM (lr3d7) Recalculating.........

Posted by: GPS Woman at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (BXLPR)

163 eaches!!! How are you doin, girl??? I admit, I am stressed out with trying to fit the crap from a 3600 sq ft house into a 1800 sq ft house. Having to part with some family pieces because they just don't fit. Good will is loving us.

Posted by: Moki at July 05, 2013 10:32 PM (EvHC


speaking from personal experience, there is almost no better feeling than lightening your load on the planet.  it's a bummer that they are family pieces, but them what acquired them are looking on you with love and totally understanding.  God bless, Moki!  love you!!!

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)

164 ...and refuses to admit she was wrong in voting for him.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (9+vDU)

165 "I haven't even put in the snap caps and dry fired yet. It's been kinda crazypants in my life the last several weeks. I only got her a little over a month ago. (fluffy is a ruger 5-shot .357, is that what you're asking? my God, she is so beautiful) Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty Well hell yes. I am sorry to hear that you have some drama keeping you two apart. My little italian princess was getting lonely so I went and bought her a Phillipino friend. Were' gonna have a threesome this weekend. The LBFM has a 500 round break in period. * Jumpin around & knockin down the flames after getting shot down*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (57bzg)

166 113 What? You'd rather it was dry?!?!?


Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 10:23 PM (T1005)

Oh, see, that!!! Most horny little bastids would rather just go on down there and slime it all up with spit than take some time turning a woman on to the point where she will self-lubricate.

Srsly, let me know if this starts to be too much information, but I will never lie to you guys.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:28 PM (8lmkt)



Who said anything about sliming it up with spit? That's like putting on a recording of sighs, moans, and giggles.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (T1005)

167 152 BC1981,

It may be changing, my Uncle the Captain retired from his municipal FD about a decade ago...

I really want to be a volunteer fireman or EMT but my right hip is variable and it tears me up inside thinking I could get a buddy or a client killed if my body gave out on me.

I'm gonna pay a Ft Jackson physical trainer to give me a no bullshit assessment of whether he'd trust me on a fire team or not at the end of our tour there and adjust my desires accordingly.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:39 PM (LRFds)

168 Pushpagandha "Peggy" Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta

Hey, you lot compiled the Kama Sutra. On this much I actually *would* trust an Indian to give me directions

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 06:39 PM (QTHTd)

169 So, anyone want to take bets about this thread permanently disappearing like that Labor Day Weekend (IIRC) one? *** Anyone eaten any asparagus recently? BTW, recently found out that only happens to about 60% of people...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:39 PM (zPVBH)

170 Which model Ruger is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 10:33 PM (NEIxp)


sp101, 5-shot, .357 what shoots .38s.  just a gorgeous damn thing, all in all.  gobsmackingly beautiful.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

171 Heh, no I'm pretty sure they'll attack Churches... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 10:36 PM (LRFds) My dad and I have had the discussion many times that a church is a sitting duck for a terrorist attack. Large group of people, confined space, minimal entry/exit points, typically no security to speak of. I'm 10 days away from having the cash for the Carry weapon I want. Then it's off to class for both the wife and I.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

172 "The Marine Corps has been asking female officers to volunteer to enter the Infantry Officer Course as part of a broader assessment of what female candidates have to change to complete training."

All that has to be changed is fundamental DNA-level human biology. Presto!

I applaud these women for the effort they have put forth. It takes considerable courage for one to publicly attempt something where one's failure is almost certain. I might not have the level of toughness they have, so far as willingness to step up.

And that the ropes were a common point of failure for them brings my sympathies to the fore. I have always hated rope climbs. Not least because a couple of my buddies were the half-gibbon types who could do a pure 60 foot hand over hand climb using no legs while whistling casually, the jerks.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 05, 2013 06:40 PM (gqT4g)

173 160 Well, she voted for Obama the first time. Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (9+vDU) So she's only 50% stupid?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)

174

>>>I mean seriously, you have to go to a lot of college to get that fucking stupid er smart.

 

I'll point you to our previously noted study on the sex life of Female Fruit Bats who perform Oral. 

 

They gets more lovin'.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 05, 2013 06:40 PM (ti5Jh)

175 Labor Day Weekend (IIRC) one?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2013 10:36 PM (9+vDU)


it was Memorial Day, ya fuckin' crazy canuck.

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

176

Ok just so you know very very NSFW.

 

Jonathan Coulton - First of May.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-77ElyvRxI

 

Again, very NSFW

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 06:40 PM (LI48c)

177 MOKI: If there's a chance your move won't be permanent, maybe put some of the pieces into storage? Or do you have a close relative(s) that might want to use them (for now)?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (9+vDU)

178 sp101, 5-shot, .357 what shoots .38s. just a gorgeous damn thing, all in all. gobsmackingly beautiful. Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:39 PM (8lmkt) Very nice. I have one of those too...well, had, until that unfortunate canoeing accident...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (NEIxp)

179 Peach, all drunk & nasty..... Sweetie, you watch TV when you're damn good and ready to watch TV.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (2y8mE)

180 160 Well, she voted for Obama the first time. Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (9+vDU) Yeah, but I bet she still uses her Obama dildo every night as a stressbuster. She is just Mo Dowd with blonde hair.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (BXLPR)

181 Tonight's feature quote, from very near the beginning:

"Of course he's dead. the dosage was too large."
"...you killed him!"
"Oh no I did not!" (dramatic turn to camera) "I gave him life."
Bernard Herrmann "homage" begins


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (xjpRj)

182 Dry? Just look for the little man in the boat. When he's happy, everyone is going to be happy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (wR+pz)

183 Nobody wants to use the service entrance. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac I am not above driving in if requested.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 06:42 PM (57bzg)

184 Think of it as a shoe shine for your face.

Posted by: Colonel Angus at July 05, 2013 06:42 PM (fyXGK)

185 171 BC1981,

It's not a bad idea, I'd suggest two cowboys/girls and a person at each door in or out.

We take our clerical peace for granted in this nation, because we've a very long history of not engaging in hard sectarian violence overall.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)

186 Oh, and speaking of the original story: http://tinyurl.com/mstgjux the woman who tricked her boyfriend is pure fucking evil. I agree with Glenn Reynolds that this is comparable to rape - they guy's whole life was changed when his girlfriend decided to use his body for something he didn't want...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:42 PM (zPVBH)

187 I went and bought her a Phillipino friend.
-------------------
Ah yes. Must be RIA. 1911, right? Nice.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)

188 Posted by: Mr. DaveatJuly 05,2013 10:32 PM(YSkup) Lol, couldn't say since we're not moving here either. I just couldn't drive any farther safely. 200 miles tomorrow and we'll start looking for houses in the Pearland area and take my sister out to dinner since she had to spend her birthday by herself.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 05, 2013 06:43 PM (Hd1oV)

189 Why does Insty link to her all the time, she doesn't ever have much to add to any topic. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (wR+pz)/i] On occasion she say something that is quite insightful: http://tinyurl.com/brnttog

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)

190 What? You'd rather it was dry?!?!?



Spit on it so it doesn't hurt!

Posted by: Something a friend's gf said to him at July 05, 2013 06:43 PM (Aif/5)

191 Nobody wants to use the service entrance. ___ Speak for yourself H8ter.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (zPVBH)

192 That's right: Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (9+vDU)

193 3rd day in a row the dog was scared of fireworks (actually she's always scared of them but).

Posted by: Baldy at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (tyDFN)

194 Google up Oglaf and "Snow Queen".

so very,very nsfw

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (QTHTd)

195 Sweetie, you watch TV when you're damn good and ready to watch TV.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 10:41 PM (2y8mE)


I knew when you first walked in that you were my kinda moron, angel.  and, as you know, i have been quite envious of your awesome nic ever since that moment.  xoxo

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

196 sugar walls

Posted by: at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (qQk+U)

197 It's not a bad idea, I'd suggest two cowboys/girls and a person at each door in or out. We take our clerical peace for granted in this nation, because we've a very long history of not engaging in hard sectarian violence overall. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 10:42 PM (LRFds) Yup. I figure that I'm in about the best position in the church. I run sound and media. The booth is elevated about a foot off the floor and is at the back of the sanctuary. The one downfall is that I'm not the extreme back of the building, main entrance/lobby is through the doors behind the wall of the booth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

198 161 "Fluffy'? That gun will be teased mercilessly at the range. Posted by: Snuffy at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (w3tLj) I'm pretty sure I would never tease a gun, or a person holding one.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

199 Ok, that fart story had me rolling! Lol!

Posted by: runningrn at July 05, 2013 06:45 PM (PLOz8)

200 Hey, when those asshats start going all terroristy in Texas don't blame us. The Church of Satan frowns on your shenanigans.

Posted by: The Church of Satan at July 05, 2013 06:45 PM (zPVBH)

201 Evening morons! Maddie is still on vent and dialysis, but is responding somewhat and they started physical therapy today. Hoping for off dialysis, and posdibly the vent, by the end of the weekend. Thanks for all the prayers!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 05, 2013 06:45 PM (ySkrK)

202 @189 Not impressed with the obvious. Your link freezes up and will not allow a return to the HQ.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:46 PM (wR+pz)

203 186 18-1,

I dunno, basically underneath all my cynicism I am something of an idealist on carnal matters.  You probably shouldn't be swapping bodily fluids with another human being if you can't bear "a failure."  Thing is the men are held over such a barrel legally I don't know what to feel about cases like your link.

God life was a lot simpler on these issues a 150 years ago.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)

204 OK, wait: now it's "Peach" and not "Peaches"? Pls let me know, so that I can re-adjust. Thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 05, 2013 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

205 snail trail

Posted by: at July 05, 2013 06:46 PM (qQk+U)

206

My dad and I have had the discussion many times that a church is a sitting duck for a terrorist attack. Large group of people, confined space, minimal entry/exit points, typically no security to speak of.

 

 

My little church rotates security duty among the deacons. I also think that there are a couple guys in the church who carry, though I don't know who - evidently the deacons and elders had a quiet little discussion a few years back and worked something out.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 06:47 PM (CdQRQ)

207 TR...VERY nice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 06:47 PM (57bzg)

208 Sounding good ConCrank

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

209 HI ALL
woohoo Friday ONT time

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 06:47 PM (9GG/0)

210 Maddie is still on vent and dialysis, but is responding somewhat and they started physical therapy today. Hoping for off dialysis, and posdibly the vent, by the end of the weekend. Thanks for all the prayers!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 05, 2013 10:45 PM (ySkrK)


Very good, Crank.  That poor little darlin' . . . prayers will continue, for as long as necessary.  It just pisses me off that a little baby has to go through what she's going through.  Keep us posted, eh?

Posted by: Peach, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

211 Best ceremonial first pitch ever: http://tinyurl.com/lwuxhmm

Posted by: holygoat at July 05, 2013 06:48 PM (IGIFh)

212 Peach, MY wife of 43 years will gladly testify at the TM-GZ trial that I thoroughly enjoy the taste and smell of her nether parts. Yum, yum.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (2y8mE)

213 OK, wait: now it's "Peach" and not "Peaches"

shut up, y'all know who it is, I just kinda fucked up when I added the "drunk and nasty" part.  saw it, now corrected, since you have made an ISSUE of it. 

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

214 My little church rotates security duty among the deacons. I also think that there are a couple guys in the church who carry, though I don't know who - evidently the deacons and elders had a quiet little discussion a few years back and worked something out. Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 10:47 PM (CdQRQ) Yeah, there are a couple deacons in the back, but I'm almost positive that none of them are carrying. And they're...probably not going to be able to physically stop anyone...if you get my drift.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (GEICT)

215 204 Grey Fox,

It was handled that way in Louisiana at my Church.

I have not been going to Church regularly enough to be involved.

It would do a lot of good for the type of people who would hurt a house of God(no matter which faith venerating Him in their way) if the next time someone tries the stunt levied against the Sikhs they got a 9mm pain reliever on the spot.

Holy ground should be respected.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (LRFds)

216

God life was a lot simpler on these issues a 150 years ago.

 

 

Almost like those old fogies and killjoys  actually knew what they were talking about. How odd.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (CdQRQ)

217 Yet another examples of how glorious socialist countries will save the environment from those free-market robber barons... Fair warning, ads at link are NSFW: http://tinyurl.com/ppzjb59

Posted by: 政治帽子 at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)

218 166 113 What? You'd rather it was dry?!?!? Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 10:23 PM (T1005) Oh, see, that!!! Most horny little bastids would rather just go on down there and slime it all up with spit than take some time turning a woman on to the point where she will self-lubricate. Srsly, let me know if this starts to be too much information, but I will never lie to you guys. Posted by: Peach, all drunk nasty at July 05, 2013 10:28 PM (8lmkt) Who said anything about sliming it up with spit? That's like putting on a recording of sighs, moans, and giggles. Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (T1005) I thought wimmens making us a sammich got them to lubricate?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 06:49 PM (BXLPR)

219 shut up, y'all know who it is, I just kinda fucked up when I added the "drunk and nasty" part. saw it, now corrected, since you have made an ISSUE of it. Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (8lmkt) Hey, this is the AoSHQ...loose shit never happens around here. Tighten up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

220 161 "Fluffy'? That gun will be teased mercilessly at the range.

Posted by: Snuffy at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (w3tLj)



'Fluffy' and her friend 'Peaches'? Not more than once.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (T1005)

221 MY wife of 43 years will gladly testify at the TM-GZ trial that I thoroughly enjoy the taste and smell of her nether parts. Yum, yum.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (2y8mE)


dang, you probably almost as old as me, angel.  plus, "nether parts?"  srsly?  we don't really call it that, bless your heart.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

222

I'm on a conference call for the Texas issue right now. I've got lots of things people can do to help if there's any interest. We're doing stuff online too for our non Texans.

Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (ikxXh)

223 Peach, peaches.... WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? These are the days of relative calm before the great storm. Don't get too entangled in singular or plural nouns.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (2y8mE)

224 209 Best ceremonial first pitch ever: http://tinyurl.com/lwuxhmm

I would disagree, if it weren't impossible to disagree. Not my idea of a first pitch, but that just means my ideas were wrong.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (bKA83)

225 >>Hey, this is the AoSHQ...loose shit never happens around here. Tighten up.<<



Whatever dude.

Posted by: Pixy at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (OSARm)

226 I had a doctor like Dr Bao in an emergency room once except he was a short Indian. After stitching me up he wanted me to come back in a few weeks, just on y own time, because, and I quote - "I've never seen it after the stitches come out."

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 06:52 PM (r98SZ)

227 ::: nods ::: Mr. Chairman.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 06:52 PM (QlDlj)

228 Peach peaches, No I don't, we both call it cunt, sweet cunt. Cunt is the beginning of all mammalian life. Long live mammalian life.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 06:53 PM (2y8mE)

229 What, no mention yet of the Michael Douglas voiced danger of the cinninlingal excesses he engaged in with bad result? Shame on the hoard.....

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 06:53 PM (6kohg)

230 @223 Oh no, never sock Pixy. He'll take away our italics or something.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (wR+pz)

231 Lauren, hit me up at sbannion at gmail. Not a Texan, might be able to do something....anything.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (QlDlj)

232 Since Ace's links have become Schrodinger's Cat

Is this take you to boobehs, a great song, or something else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (/9IC1)

233 whoa, pixy is here????  holy fuck, never saw that before.  is that a sock or is that the real, honest-to-goodness pixy?  because, I revere you, pixy.  no lie.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (8lmkt)

234 *Don't get too entangled in singular or plural nouns.*
That's the yeast of Peach's problems!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (9+vDU)

235 225 ::: nods ::: Mr. Chairman. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 10:52 PM (QlDlj) *nods* Sergeant at Arms. Where the fuck are the rest of the miscreants? CBD? EC? DC in Towson? Get y'all's lurking asses out here!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

236 " So over the last day or so there has been a pretty good bitchfest on Althouse's sight over the story about a woman that tricked her boyfriend into thinking that she was taking birth control to get pregnant with him. " I know three women who I strongly suspect deliberately got pregnant to try to get a guy to marry them. They didn't come right out and admit that the pregnancies were deliberate, but when they'd had a few drinks they equivocated about just how accidental the pregnancies were. For two of them the guys married them, but divorced them within a couple years. In the third case, not only did the guy not marry her, but they worked for the same company and he got himself transferred to a different building and went back to his wife, from whom he'd been separated. I think this is more common than people think. And I think there are plenty of women out there devious enough to do it. It surprises me that Althouse would trivialize this kind of behavior. Women who would do something like that shouldn't be raising kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (DpI6K)

237 Damn, Michael Douglass reference timing fail.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (tPLfq)

238 You probably shouldn't be swapping bodily fluids with another human being if you can't bear "a failure." But there is a difference between an accident and fraud. The politics of this whole thing are absurd too. If a woman wants an abortion for any reason in the US it is legal - hell the next "Dear Prudence" story is about a woman that aborted her child without ever mentioning it to the father. But...if your sperm is used for conception, as a man you are legally obligated to support your child, even if you were tricked or (as has happened on rare occasions) outright raped. Now, I perfectly understand the argument that as a man you need to support your child. But in a country where said child can be exterminated by the mother instead that is ridiculous, and frankly by the supposed "autonomy" paradigm that governs such things obviously discriminatory.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 06:54 PM (zPVBH)

239 I am not above driving in if requested. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead getting pretty hammered too at July 05, 2013 10:42 PM (57bzg) Neither will I, but if the dumpster hasn't been emptied, then you might want to look to park elsewhere.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 06:55 PM (BXLPR)

240 Is this take you to boobehs, a great song, or something else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 10:54 PM

You mean DOES this take you to boobehs

Posted by: Rachel "Dee Dee" Jeantel's Translator at July 05, 2013 06:55 PM (/9IC1)

241 @231 Calm down, it's a sock, not the real Pixy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:56 PM (wR+pz)

242 227 Tim in ATL,

Not to discount Mr. Douglas' hard won and varied experience on the matter as expressed in his PSA but my rebuttal would be:

Mike if you're not familiar enough with the area of operations to calculate carcinogenic potentialities perhaps you should invest in better recon and intel?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:56 PM (LRFds)

243 237 Neither will I, but if the dumpster hasn't been emptied, then you might want to look to park elsewhere.

Dude.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 06:57 PM (bKA83)

244 SpaceX finally released video of their June 14 Grasshopper test flight, which reached over 1000 feet: http://tinyurl.com/kf7q2uc The aerial video was taken by their hexacopter drone hovering nearby. I'm curious about how high the ill-fated Russian Proton rocket got by comparison.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

245 And even worse, in the States and Canada (probably Europe too) you can be made responsible for the little bastard even if you didn't father the kid but have been around long enough.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 06:57 PM (9+vDU)

246 Peaches @ 29

(exhales into cupped hand, checks breath)

How you doin'?

Posted by: another fapping moron vainly hustling an 'ette at July 05, 2013 06:57 PM (EV3Uf)

247 I read her some. She's a fucking law professor at WI that voted for Obama, why are you surprised?



I have a couple of those in my family.  Seriously you guys.  Can't tell you (although I've tried occasionally) how much that sucks.  I'm thankful I can hang here with y'all.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 06:57 PM (/izg2)

248 So Peaches...why haven't you and fluffy gotten some face time? You know you aren't gonna be confident or proficient until you start playing together.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 06:58 PM (57bzg)

249 I think most men would be willing to accept the idea that "You play the game, you take your chances" as long as there were some assurances that they were the father.  When you combine women lying about BC to get pregnant combined with the fear of cuckoldry, that's when a lot of guys start to get upset.  Why should I be on the hook for a kid that isn't mine?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 06:58 PM (lr3d7)

250 I think this is more common than people think.

is now, has been forever . . . ridiculous to even purport to have a serious conversation about it.  of course, with teh ghey marriage, it will probably fall out of favor, lol.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

251 I think I would sooner go bungee jumping in Bangladesh before I would sock Pixy.

Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 06:58 PM (bKA83)

252 I don't get the Egypt riots. You have no weapons and you charge the military. Let's see how is that going to work out? Not that good.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:58 PM (wR+pz)

253 Trick ... or Treat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04S8_xdJVIo

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 06:59 PM (/9IC1)

254 I know lots of women who got pregger by ' acciden' and marrried the guy, only one has made it 20 years all the rest divorce. Ladies, if you got to get pregnant to catch your man you should recalc the situation.....

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 06:59 PM (s/TCI)

255 236 18-1,

No, I understand where you're coming from.

The ethics of sexual congress are getting more and more complicated as society loosens up mores, values, and barriers to the activity.

As I alluded to with my M Douglas snark, the guy in the end has the responsibility for recon and intel....

I know it can be hard to tell your little EOD guy not to jump into the OPFOR's foxhole and try to detonate the bomb safely...but one of the things they teach you in leadership theory is the concept of "calculated risk" right Dr. Bannion?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)

256 >>246 So Peaches...why haven't you and fluffy gotten some face time? You know you aren't gonna be confident or proficient until you start playing together.<<



I know, right?

Posted by: Fluffy at July 05, 2013 07:00 PM (OSARm)

257 Why should I be on the hook for a kid that isn't mine? *** Saw this story and laughed my ass off http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 07:00 PM (zPVBH)

258 Wow.. there ain't nuthin like drunk 'ettes holdin forth on the virtues of cunning linguists!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 05, 2013 07:00 PM (UTq/I)

259 But Fluffy's a married man!
Oh. The handgun not the commenter.
Never mind.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 07:00 PM (9+vDU)

260 oh, wait,  you guys!  some goofball (okay, he was pretty handsome and all) tried to pick me up in the bar yesterday evening, I was all, uh, no, I am way too old for you.  he was all, I don't think so.  finally I was forced to quantify it, said, okay, when did you graduate high school.  1984.  lol, once I stopped laughing I said, 1969.  He left shortly thereafter.  Not 100% sure, but his testicles may have receded into his abdominal cavity first.   

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

261 So Peaches...why haven't you and fluffy gotten some face time? You know you aren't gonna be confident or proficient until you start playing together. Wait, what are we talking about here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

262 but one of the things they teach you in leadership theory is the concept of "calculated risk" right Dr. Bannion? That's Eeeevil Dr. Bannion to you, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:01 PM (QlDlj)

263 259 BC1981,

Peaches' fuzzy navel the .357 magnum

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)

264 Calm down, it's a sock, not the real Pixy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 10:56 PM (wR+pz)



That is WRONG.  And smite-worthy.  (sidles off, grabs the machet, just in case no one else steps up)

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:02 PM (8lmkt)

265 Sexual congress? But I thought Bill Clinton used to be a governor?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 07:02 PM (9+vDU)

266


Ladies, if you got to get pregnant to catch your man you should recalc the situation.....

 

But this time is different!  He loves her and she loves him so much and he's a wonderful guy but he just needs this one little push to get him to commit.  She's a special little snowflake and not some whore, so when she does it it's alright.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:02 PM (lr3d7)

267 Let's see how is that going to work out?

Not that good.

Posted by: Billy Bob

..................
Trick is to stay back a bit..  then, run like hell!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 05, 2013 07:02 PM (UTq/I)

268 241 237 Neither will I, but if the dumpster hasn't been emptied, then you might want to look to park elsewhere. Dude. Posted by: Splunge HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....you bastards made me spit my damn drink on the keyboard!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 07:03 PM (57bzg)

269 Ladies, if you got to get pregnant to catch your man you should recalc the situation..... Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 10:59 PM (s/TCI) True dat. I have an X girl friend, moved to NYC started fucking a married guy who said he was going to leave his wife for her. Yeah, right. She got pregnant, thinking that would force the play. Nope told her to drop dead, BUT she did get 18 years of child support from him and a son.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 07:03 PM (wR+pz)

270 227 What, no mention yet of the Michael Douglas voiced danger of the cinninlingalexcesses he engaged in with bad result?Shame on the hoard..... Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 10:53 PM (6kohg) Because his heavy drinking and smoking had nothing to do with it. It was only eating scamper that did it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 07:03 PM (BXLPR)

271 263 andycanuck,

Heh...I was thinking more the "Original Kennedy/Dodd Bill"... ah thank you

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:04 PM (LRFds)

272

oh, wait, you guys! some goofball (okay, he was pretty handsome and all) tried to pick me up in the bar yesterday evening, I was all, uh, no, I am way too old for you. he was all, I don't think so. finally I was forced to quantify it, said, okay, when did you graduate high school. 1984. lol, once I stopped laughing I said, 1969. He left shortly thereafter. Not 100% sure, but his testicles may have receded into his abdominal cavity first.

 

It's less than twenty years, what's the problem?  My friend P and I are 21 years difference. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:04 PM (lr3d7)

273 Because his heavy drinking and smoking had nothing to do with it. It was only eating scamper that did it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 11:03 PM (BXLPR)


well, duh!!  srsly, is there a bigger fuckin' 'tard on the planet right now (excepting our "betters" in DC)?

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

274 Not to discount Mr. Douglas' hard won and varied experience on the matter as expressed in his PSA but my rebuttal would be:

Mike if you're not familiar enough with the area of operations to calculate carcinogenic potentialities perhaps you should invest in better recon and intel?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 10:56 PM (LRFds)

Ahhh, there was a time, not long ago, that I would have done such work for him with CZJ, for a mere pittance. However, see comments above about the directions women give. It's like trying to work your way out of a maze that has an ever changinging exit. And you're expected to just "know" this in advance.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 07:04 PM (6kohg)

275 Actually, didn't Michael Douglas walk it back a bit a few days after his PSA saying it wasn't oral that caused his?

Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 07:05 PM (dKV5k)

276 well, duh!! srsly, is there a bigger fuckin' 'tard on the planet right now (excepting our "betters" in DC)? Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 11:04 PM (8lmkt) Algore

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)

277 I thought "scamper" was Wop seafood? Mmm. I luvs me some scamper at the Olive Garden.

Posted by: joey biden at July 05, 2013 07:05 PM (9+vDU)

278 Trick is to stay back a bit.. then, run like hell! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 05, 2013 11:02 PM (UTq/I) I was at the 68 democrat convention when Mayor Daley beat the shit out of the hippies. That plan doesn't work when you are surrounded.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 07:05 PM (wR+pz)

279 Ladies, if you got to get pregnant to catch your man you should recalc the situation..... *** The modern world has gotten very weird in this regard. Society tells young women that they should focus on a career when they are young - they can have kids later. Oh, and that men are evil, stupid, and largely useless. Then about 32 or so many women in this situation realize, they don't have that much longer to get pregnant, they don't really want feminist omega types, and the alphas are dating 25 year olds. Honestly it would make a lot more sense for young women to focus more on finding a mate and worrying about a career later. In the Obamaconomy you are going to work until you die anyway, so there is plenty of time to get into your career after your kids are in school.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2013 07:06 PM (zPVBH)

280 Because his heavy drinking and smoking had nothing to do with it. It was only eating scamper that did it. "Scamper" It's such a friendly sounding word. Sorta gives you visions of Bambi and fluffy bunny rabbits and other assorted friendly creatures.... .... That I want to pound the shit out of for hours.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:06 PM (QlDlj)

281 272 Tim in Atl,

I was raised on the classic being read to me as a child...

I figured during my initial "trail membership" phase as failure stacked upon failure that it was akin to finding the Holy Grail...

if you're not Galahad "good luck."

*ding*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:06 PM (LRFds)

282 Gosh, one learns so much here at the HQ.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2013 07:07 PM (BAS5M)

283 Peaches- Re: your bar room encounter.

Dad's been gone 18 years. Mom will be 80 next Saturday night.  Six years ago she had a boyfriend my age.

Boyfriend died on her sofa.  Not murder, in the traditional sense anyway.

Now you know as much as I do. I have no clue and would like to keep it that way.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:07 PM (4Mv1T)

284

Gosh, one learns so much here at the HQ.

 

If they don't learn it from us, they'll learn it on the street.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:07 PM (lr3d7)

285 >>It's such a friendly sounding word. Sorta gives you visions of Bambi and fluffy bunny rabbits and other assorted friendly creatures.... <<



Just don't google the urban dictionary definition for that.  May curtail your barrage.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 07:07 PM (OSARm)

286 Hey Bannion, should we piss everyone off and start the debate up on bare vs furry scampers?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

287 273 CDR M,

God only knows M....

I do my best to have the majority of my exposure to the entertainment world be the ONT here....

depraved?

Probably but so is the alternative.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:07 PM (LRFds)

288 Now it's dark.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 07:08 PM (xjpRj)

289 Actually, didn't Michael Douglas walk it back a bit a few days after his PSA saying it wasn't oral that caused his?

Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 11:05 PM (dKV5k)


I'm pretty sure that was after his wife, Katherine Zeta-Whatever, beat the living crap outta him, don't you think?  I know I would have gutted him like a fish if he'd been my fuckin' loser husband.  Plus, ew, he's just plain icky to begin with.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)

290 Now you know as much as I do. I have no clue and would like to keep it that way. :::: pats TR on shoulder :::: :::: slowwwwly backs away ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:08 PM (QlDlj)

291 I guess none of you guys have gotten the "shoulder tap". You think everything's all right and all of a sudden you get that tap. You know it's like, "Alright, that's enough. You're through."

Posted by: george costanza at July 05, 2013 07:08 PM (9+vDU)

292 282 Colorado Alex,

The AoSHQ ONT motto should be "don't try this at home kids...we're professional idiots"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:09 PM (LRFds)

293 Hey Bannion, should we piss everyone off and start the debate up on bare vs furry scampers? You should lead with Washington Nearsider's quote.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:09 PM (QlDlj)

294 287 Peaches,

She does seem to be a fairly classy lady for the ole Horryweird and given he was essentially saying "My wife's amigette is like Love Canal NY," or "I have licked more Kitty than a 21 year old female housecat!" it was rather classless....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LRFds)

295 No debate BC.. gotta be furry

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 07:10 PM (57bzg)

296 bare vs furry scampers ___ What about braided?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 05, 2013 07:11 PM (zPVBH)

297 256 Wow.. there ain't nuthin like drunk 'ettes holdin forth on the virtues of cunning linguists! Nothing like a man that not only knows what a tongue is for, but how to use it!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:11 PM (uWWHs)

298 I learn a lot here. I also laugh my ass off too.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 07:11 PM (z4WKX)

299 You should lead with Washington Nearsider's quote. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 11:09 PM (QlDlj) I've still got it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

300 291 Hey Bannion, should we piss everyone off and start the debate up on bare vs furry scampers?

You should lead with Washington Nearsider's quote.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 11:09 PM (QlDlj)

 

There was mention on an earlier thread today of a freshly cleaned and shaved 19 year old pussy.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 07:11 PM (LI48c)

301 gotta be furry


Yar

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 07:12 PM (z9HTb)

302 Wow, Costco had Rainer cherries today. I've almost eaten an entire two pound box.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 07:12 PM (wR+pz)

303 *ahem ahem* And on the hoohah hairstyledebate: Do some maintenance, ladies. Waxed, shaved, trimmed, clipped, whatever. It shouldn't look like it's gonne eat ME. That's backwards. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2013 09:56 AM (fwARV)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)

304 Braided scamper is best, says Kahlid.

Posted by: Kahlid at July 05, 2013 07:13 PM (Aif/5)

305 273Actually, didn't Michael Douglas walk it back a bit a few days after his PSA saying it wasn't oral that caused his?

Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 11:05 PM (dKV5k)

 

Pretty sure he did, after a probable boycott threat by KZJ. Anyhoo, the original point was that I was surprised this little Cunniningus gem had not yet been mentioned. Almost like a get outta jail free card for those that Peaches couldn't instruct.....:-D

 

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 07:13 PM (6kohg)

306 Cooter has hair, not meant to be bare.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

307 I know, sven, I don't even really like her, but when that dessicated old scrunt came out with that, I would have taken her in and nurtured her back to a happy place.  what a fuckin' asshole he is.  pretty much always has been.  that said, I did like him on Streets of San Francisco, like, a thousand years ago.  cripes, he's not aging all that well, stupid fuck,

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:13 PM (8lmkt)

308

Every pubic hair thread.

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/l2ufvtg

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:13 PM (lr3d7)

309 I don't know how I'd live if fireworks weren't tax deductible.

Posted by: CaiRoller at July 05, 2013 07:13 PM (fyXGK)

310 Nothing like a man that not only knows what a tongue is for, but how to use it! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy The defense rests.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 07:14 PM (57bzg)

311 Dude. Posted by: Splunge at July 05, 2013 10:57 PM (bKA83) Think about that dumpster at the amusement park service entrance. Imagine what it would be like full of funnel cakes, corn dogs, turkey legs and ice cream. That is why you only park there after the dumpster has been emptied.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 07:14 PM (BXLPR)

312 @306 I love comment 8 and 9. Where do you find this shit?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 07:14 PM (wR+pz)

313 Someone mention pubes?

Posted by: Scott Tenorman at July 05, 2013 07:14 PM (dKV5k)

314 Cooter has hair, not meant to be bare. ___ STAY OUTTA DA BUSHES!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at July 05, 2013 07:14 PM (zPVBH)

315 bebe steps in to take us to school . . . hey, girl!!!!

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:15 PM (8lmkt)

316 oh, wait, you guys! some goofball (okay, he was pretty handsome and all) tried to pick me up in the bar yesterday evening, I was all Um Peaches, girlfriend, WTF?! You didn't use him for sex? You know these boy toys nowadays will even cook for you. And it's even fucking good!!!!! The Boytoy cooks. DC cooks for his Cougar. Yeesh. I feel so let down here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:15 PM (uWWHs)

317 There was mention on an earlier thread today of a freshly cleaned and shaved 19 year old pussy.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 11:11 PM (LI48c)

299 gotta be furry


Yar

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 11:12 PM (z9HTb)

300 Wow, Costco had Rainer cherries today.

I've almost eaten an entire two pound box.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 11:12 PM (wR+pz)



Amazing how these posts all end up tying themselves together.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 07:15 PM (/izg2)

318

Oh and why in the hell has this not been linked in this thread?

 

Ladies and Gentlement, the late great Sam Kinison.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guTJodJNDM0

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 07:15 PM (LI48c)

319 You know these boy toys nowadays will even cook for you. And it's even fucking good!!!!! The Boytoy cooks. DC cooks for his Cougar. Yeesh. I feel so let down here. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM (uWWHs) I cook. Took a crack at blueberry cobbler yesterday. "Damn this is good" seemed to be the general consensus.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

320

30 and 31 are my favorites.

30. I am also a lesbian, and I give amazing head, and I could probably collect all the hairs IÂ’ve ever gotten in my teeth from it and thread them on a loom to make a decorative wall hanging of Emmylou Harris. Wax that shit.

31. IÂ’m Paleo, so I believe that accidentally eating pubic hair is natural, and certainly better than ingesting grains and legumes. But you still absolutely need to shave your legs, because women with hairy legs are disgusting.

 

I'm not sure where I found it.  It was a link from a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:17 PM (lr3d7)

321 Wait, an extensive discussion on cunnilingus and no mention of the best oral sex song ever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 07:17 PM (9GG/0)

322 Is that code?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:17 PM (uWWHs)

323 311 Someone mention pubes? Posted by: Scott Tenorman at July 05, 2013 11:14 PM (dKV5k) SCOTT TENORMAN MUST DIE

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 07:17 PM (X4HxX)

324 BC was your sidearm present when you solicited how your blueberry cobbler tasted?

Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 07:18 PM (dKV5k)

325 bebe, you know i don't bother with all that anymore . . . poor thing did look a little stricken, though.  he had those blazin' blue eyes and a C-7.  i did look good, but really i don't play anymore, those days are over,  unless the good Lord puts some find old dude in front of me and he falls in love on the spot.  i just don't care that much.  i wish i could.  i don't.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:18 PM (8lmkt)

326 Just got a not-entirely-discouraging look from the bride.  State of mind-thoughts:  hopeful.  Night all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 07:18 PM (OSARm)

327 #41 is hilarious.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at July 05, 2013 07:18 PM (zPVBH)

328 322 BC was your sidearm present when you solicited how your blueberry cobbler tasted? Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 11:18 PM (dKV5k) Ha! It was not. I don't yet have a carry license, so the sidearm stays at home. The cobbler went to the parents house.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

329 271 Because his heavy drinking and smoking had nothing to do with it. It was only eating scamper that did it. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 11:03 PM (BXLPR) well, duh!! srsly, is there a bigger fuckin' 'tard on the planet right now (excepting our "betters" in DC)? Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 11:04 PM (8lmkt) Yes, Obama voters.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 07:19 PM (BXLPR)

330 I cook. Took a crack at blueberry cobbler yesterday.



Cochran...Check out "blueberry dump cake."  It's blueberries over cake mix topped with butter and cooked till done.  Top all that with ice cream.  Freakin' awesome.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 07:20 PM (/izg2)

331 Ok, time to set up shop on the back porch with cigar, chips and a diet coke. Be back in a few Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)

332 Wait, an extensive discussion on cunnilingus and no mention of the best oral sex song ever?



Don't scream about, don't think aloud.

Turn your head now baby just spit me out.

Posted by: Collective Soul in the running at July 05, 2013 07:20 PM (Aif/5)

333 I cook. Took a crack at blueberry cobbler yesterday. See? Even the married ones cook now. Of course, he married WAY up and has to make sure he keeps her very very happy, but still...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:21 PM (6gSfz)

334 i really wish i could take fluffy everywhere with me.  i know she's sad just sitting in the cedar chest waiting to rock out.  oh, and, just fyi, i shave my legs every single morning in the shower, even though nobody cares but me.  stubble is just icky.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

335 Diet coke? WTF

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:21 PM (4Mv1T)

336 This isn't scamper-related (sorry), but ESPN is reporting Dwight Howard will sign with the Rockets.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2013 07:21 PM (aKeiL)

337 315 There was mention on an earlier thread today of a freshly cleaned and shaved 19 year old pussy. Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 11:11 PM (LI48c) 299 gotta be furry Yar Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 11:12 PM (z9HTb) 300 Wow, Costco had Rainer cherries today. I've almost eaten an entire two pound box. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 11:12 PM (wR+pz) Amazing how these posts all end up tying themselves together. Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM (/izg2) I thought cherries came only one to a box?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 07:22 PM (BXLPR)

338

Peaches, lol. Its seems you've caused quite a stir here tonight as Ms. Guido sent me to check on you dear. But lets talk fluffy being a virgin.

 

Well that's the way it should be Peaches with fluffy. It will happen when it happens. You'll know when she's ready. However, at the risk of sounding like a pig, "Peaches" your namesake was dry fired a few times without caps, ya know first base and all...before going all the way. Ms. G sends warmest regards.

 

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 05, 2013 07:22 PM (/7gW+)

339 i just don't care that much. i wish i could. i don't. Awww, but you gotta have some fun while drinking yourself to death on valurite!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:23 PM (6gSfz)

340 Diet coke? WTF

I know, huh?  I don't even DO that kinda nasty . . .

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:23 PM (8lmkt)

341 300 "Wow, Costco had Rainer cherries today. I've almost eaten an entire two pound box." Stay within close range of the bathroom. I was raised on a fruit farm where for a couple weeks you could eat all the dark cherries you wanted. I know of which I speak.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2013 07:23 PM (DpI6K)

342 334 This isn't scamper-related (sorry), but ESPN is reporting Dwight Howard will sign with the Rockets.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 05, 2013 11:21 PM (aKeiL)


That is because Houston women have shaved snatches.

Posted by: Dwight Howard at July 05, 2013 07:23 PM (9GG/0)

343 306 Every pubic hair thread. http://tinyurl.com/l2ufvtg Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 11:13 PM (lr3d7) #6 cracked me up.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2013 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

344 329 Ok, time to set up shop on the back porch with cigar, chips and a diet coke. Be back in a few Horde. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT) Wish I could join. Got a couple good cigars left over from a while ago.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 07:23 PM (X4HxX)

345 Check out "blueberry dump cake." It's blueberries over cake mix topped with butter and cooked till done. Top all that with ice cream. Freakin' awesome. Posted by: NC Ref Wait. This is YOUR recipe? YOU cooked this? How YOU doin?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:24 PM (6gSfz)

346 Okay. I just finished off the dark chcocolate caramel kreme donut and it was TOTALLY worth blowing the diet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:24 PM (jjvz+)

347 Glad to hear it, NDH
now back to the gym tomorrow, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 07:24 PM (9GG/0)

348 I'm late as usual, but I'd guess 69%.

Posted by: seamrog at July 05, 2013 07:24 PM (drweX)

349 *spoken as chemjeff waddles back into the kitchen for the last piece of pizza*

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 07:25 PM (9GG/0)

350 Peaches, lol. Its seems you've caused quite a stir here tonight as Ms. Guido sent me to check on you dear. But lets talk fluffy being a virgin.


Peaches, if you want to do it right, you should get a recoil-less rifle. Just sayin'

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 07:25 PM (z9HTb)

351 Just got a not-entirely-discouraging look from the bride. Make sure you limber your tongue up first. Don't want any unfortunate sprains!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:25 PM (6gSfz)

352 Glad to hear it, NDH now back to the gym tomorrow, right? **** Ummmm...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:25 PM (jjvz+)

353 Peaches" your namesakewas dry fired a few times without caps, ya know first base and all...before going all the way. Ms. G sends warmest regards.

DON'T DO THAT!!!  Srsly, you will fuck up the firing pin.  Jeez, snap caps are, like, 20 bucks for a pack of 5 or 6 or whatever, I dunno.  Srsly, you need to treat 'peaches' like she is a precious jewel, because she is.  And, please, you and Mrs. G give yourselves a big hug for me . . . maybe it will lead to somethin' hot and nasty . . . somebody's gotta carry one, it's not gonna be me. 

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:26 PM (8lmkt)

354 333 Diet coke? WTF Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 11:21 PM (4Mv1T) Dude, I've consumed two bottles of tequila and over half a bottle of Jim Beam Devil's Cut in the last 10 days. Plus I just want some straight caffeine right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

355 I thought cherries came only one to a box? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac Nicely done. Clap Clap Clap

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:27 PM (6gSfz)

356 OK morons, off. Still on HI time, but wine is kicking in.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 07:27 PM (wR+pz)

357 Plus I just want some straight caffeine right now.

well, there's always snorting coffee grounds

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 07:28 PM (9GG/0)

358 Don't most modern guns handle dry firing just fine?

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 07:28 PM (X4HxX)

359 So do I stay here or go dancing?  Choices, choices...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:28 PM (lr3d7)

360 Dude, I've consumed two bottles of tequila and over half a bottle of Jim Beam Devil's Cut in the last 10 days



That's it?

Posted by: Average Morons at July 05, 2013 07:28 PM (Aif/5)

361 @339 I know. I will take a big democrat in the morning.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 07:28 PM (wR+pz)

362 Make sure you limber your tongue up first. Don't want any unfortunate sprains! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 11:25 PM (6gSfz) That shit can actually happen and is a bitch. "Dude, why are you talking like that?" "Donth futhing worry about it. Mine your own bithness."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)

363 357 So do I stay here or go dancing? Choices, choices...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (lr3d7)


Go dancing, pick up a nice girl, then 'prevent her infidelity'

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 07:29 PM (9GG/0)

364 it was TOTALLY worth blowing the diet.
You had to fellate a bunch of Japanese Members of Parliament to get to your doughnut? That must be a great bakery.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 05, 2013 07:29 PM (9+vDU)

365 It sucks when you accurately predict how things are going to hell. It is devastating when that prediction involves family matters...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 07:29 PM (Vk2pI)

366 Wait. This is YOUR recipe? YOU cooked this?



Not mine, I have to give credit to another 'ette, but yeah I've cooked that many times.  It's easy and tasty, like wimmen dessert should be!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 07:29 PM (/izg2)

367

TPH,

What happened?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:30 PM (lr3d7)

368 lo!!! Peaches is treasured Peaches, it was an impulsive moment. You know how men are. Ms. G hasn't let me near her since. xoxoox from both of us.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 05, 2013 07:30 PM (/7gW+)

369 So do I stay here or go dancing? Choices, choices... Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (lr3d7) Hmmm, talk about using your tongue or possibly getting to use it. I dunno, what do you think?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:31 PM (6gSfz)

370 Nicely done. Clap Clap Clap
That's why I'm demanding free penicillin next!

Posted by: sandy fluke at July 05, 2013 07:31 PM (9+vDU)

371 357 So do I stay here or go dancing? Choices, choices... Maybe go dancing, apply the knowledge that you procured here tonight, .

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 07:31 PM (KiyII)

372 wait, Guido, you are the one who dry-fired her with nothing in the cylinder?  omg . . . at least there's one of you with an ounce of fuckin' sense.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:32 PM (8lmkt)

373 Generally speaking you are fine to dry fire most center fire weapons. It's rimfire where you get in trouble. (.22)

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:33 PM (4Mv1T)

374 So do I stay here or go dancing? Choices, choices...
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (lr3d7)

you go dancing, sweetness.  don't even listen to these succubi.  just go.  and good luck and God bless.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:34 PM (8lmkt)

375 Speaking of Sam Kinison: Sam Kinison Teaches History http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_GnyOIRRtY

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

376 Cochran- I get it. I have to take a night off occasionally.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

377 Oh, I forgot to mention, we're up to Rule #6 on Cochran's Rules of Life. Stunningly, no pushback yet. All positive things.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)

378 Alrighty, I'm off to take a shower.  Blues dancing, and then cocktails and cute bartenders, await.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:34 PM (lr3d7)

379 but yeah I've cooked that many times. It's easy and tasty Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 11:29 PM (/izg2) Hmmm, well my new cough $1200 cough cooktop does need a test drive...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:35 PM (6gSfz)

380

You all have a good night.  Be safe, and God bless.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:35 PM (lr3d7)

381 The committee investigating Benghazi wants to interview Col George Bristol who reported to Gen Carter Ham. He was in charge of the Africom ready force. And the Pentagon won't produce him. He retired last March and they say they won't lift a finger to find him.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 05, 2013 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

382 Don't most modern guns handle dry firing just fine? Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (X4HxX) generally, cept for some rimfire

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 07:36 PM (s/TCI)

383 Whoever has the duty tonight on the Ms Tammy bat signal needs to get busy. I'm sure she has some words of wisdom to share with us on the topics du jour.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:37 PM (6gSfz)

384 Don't most modern guns handle dry firing just fine? Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (X4HxX) wait not idea on revovo's, no habla that-o

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 07:37 PM (s/TCI)

385 Hmmm, well my new cough $1200 cough cooktop does need a test drive...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 11:35 PM (6gSfz)


Good grief, bebe.  do you have some bacons for us?

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:37 PM (8lmkt)

386

Bebe,

 

If she shows, please find out of she got my email.

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 07:38 PM (lr3d7)

387 Oh, I forgot to mention, we're up to Rule #6 on Cochran's Rules of Life.


Stunningly, no pushback yet. All positive things.




Have you mentioned firearms yet?

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 07:38 PM (Aif/5)

388 356Don't most modern guns handle dry firing just fine?

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (X4HxX)

 

 

Centerfire, yes. Rimfire, no.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 07:38 PM (6kohg)

389 I'm sure she has some words of wisdom to share with us on the topics du jour.
----------------------

And I for one would love to hear them.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:38 PM (4Mv1T)

390 The real reason TFG delayed the employer mandate is not for the mid-terms, it was to fill up the exchanges; Here is link from the authority on Obamacare, Betsy McCaughey: http://tinyurl.com/mrccek5

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 07:38 PM (z4WKX)

391 Good grief, bebe. do you have some bacons for us? It has 5 burners, so we could do some serious bacon cooking.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:38 PM (6gSfz)

392 Hmmm, well my new cough $1200 cough cooktop does need a test drive...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 11:35 PM (6gSfz)



I'm always willing help test drive your hardware...ITKWIMAITTYD! 

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (/izg2)

393 please find out of she got my email. Will do Alex

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (6gSfz)

394 Sam Kinison Teaches History That's a great movie!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (57bzg)

395 Have you mentioned firearms yet? Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 11:38 PM (Aif/5) Nope. These aren't specific, more general life lessons on how to not be a whiny douchebag. Hang on, I'll go grab what I've posted so far.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

396 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 11:37 PM (6gSfz)

The Divine Miss T is a little hit or miss these days.  Your prayers would not go amiss.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)

397 wait not idea on revovo's, no habla that-o
-------------------

The firing pin hits an empty chamber. I don't see where it would be a problem.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)

398 He retired last March and they say they won't lift a finger to find him. Posted by: Thunderb at July 05, 2013 11:35 PM (zOTsN) fucking Spokeo people! fucking dumbasses

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 07:40 PM (s/TCI)

399 yeah, where is Miss Tammy?  I miss her

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 07:41 PM (9GG/0)

400 I'm always willing help test drive your hardware...ITKWIMAITTYD! Posted by: NC Ref The electric ovens blow though. And not in a good way.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:41 PM (6gSfz)

401 Cochran's Rules of Life Rule #1: From the father of [best friend]. For men dealing with women: 1) You cannot win 2) You must play 3) For all else, refer back to 1 Rule #2: No one in this life owes you a damn thing other than air to breathe. You want something? Go earn it. Rule #3: It doesn't matter if you're old or young, black or white, gay or straight....your word is your bond. Respect that and people will respect you. Rule #4: Go hard. Live, laugh, love, pray, worship. In everything you do, strive to give your all. Half measures are for losers. Never ever ever quit. Go hard. Rule #5: You have the right to speak your mind. You do not have the right to be heard. 5A: No one died ensuring a right to not be offended. Rule #6: Faith is the substance of things hoped for, evidence of things not seen. Logic is accepting reality as it exists regardless of whether or not you like the outcome. These are not mutually exclusive. A healthy dose of each is essential.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

402 Nope. These aren't specific, more general life lessons on how to not be a whiny douchebag.



I don't think any of that would go over well at my current place of employment.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 07:42 PM (Aif/5)

403 Hello crowd. Can someone put me in some effin knowledge, how are the Egyptians projecting laser letters on the sides of buildings?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)

404 388 Carol T,

eh some of column a, some of column B...

basically he is trying to force people into the Ogabecare exchanges and he knows it is a horrible blow coming....

grinning bastard scoamf

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:42 PM (LRFds)

405 388The real reason TFG delayed the employer mandate is not for the mid-terms, it was to fill up the exchanges;

Here is link from the authority on Obamacare, Betsy McCaughey:
http://tinyurl.com/mrccek5

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 11:38 PM (z4WKX)

 

They're ultimately looking at single payer, with an eye toward confiscating the reserves that Insurance companies are required to keep on hand per individual insured.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 07:42 PM (6kohg)

406 So. How's everybody's cooter tonight?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 05, 2013 07:43 PM (elt2j)

407 The Divine Miss T is a little hit or miss these days. Your prayers would not go amiss. Yeah, I saw when I was catching up on the onts. But since she has been posting, I was hoping she would pop up tonight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:43 PM (6gSfz)

408 PGIS!!!!!! Pull up a cocktail and settle in.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:44 PM (6gSfz)

409 These are not mutually exclusive. A healthy dose of each is essential.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 11:41 PM (GEICT)

400 Nope. These aren't specific, more general life lessons on how to not be a whiny douchebag.



I don't think any of that would go over well at my current place of employment.




Okay now I know that most of those would not go over well with my coworkers. 

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 07:44 PM (Aif/5)

410 404 So. How's everybody's cooter tonight? Not handled properly by others, if the complaints about technique are accurate.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 07:45 PM (KiyII)

411 But since she has been posting, I was hoping she would pop up tonight.
---------------------------------

That would be our job.

Posted by: some oversexed Moron at July 05, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

412 Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:42 PM (6kohg) Bend over. Single payer coming.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 07:45 PM (X4HxX)

413 How's everybody's cooter tonight? Posted by: Herr Morgenholz General consensus seems to be they need a kiss.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:45 PM (6gSfz)

414 Peaches rules of life:

1)  smoke 'em if you've got 'em
2)  get off my fuckin' lawn

easy peasy

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:46 PM (8lmkt)

415 Okay now I know that most of those would not go over well with my coworkers. Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 11:44 PM (Aif/5) Lol. The next few deal with "fairness", gender roles with kids (the great boy toy vs girl toy debate), personal responsibility and moral relativism. Those might get some responses.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:47 PM (GEICT)

416 1) smoke 'em if you've got 'em
2) get off my fuckin' lawn

easy peasy
----------------------

Truer words....

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:47 PM (4Mv1T)

417 Just walked in the door from taking my brother's family whale watching off the Channel Islands in SoCal. Fucking awesome. Great weather, water like glass, and a buttload of dolphins, blue whales and humpback whales. The nephews got a kick out of watching a couple of humpys doing full breach jumps out of the ocean. It's times like this that I wail at how much the commies have ruined my beloved Clownifornia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2013 07:48 PM (MBqvE)

418 Bend over. Single payer coming. Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 11:45 PM (X4HxX) BTW, the NHS is celebrating 65 years of killing babies and treating the elderly like battery hens. A preview of our future: http://politicalhat.com/tag/nhs/

Posted by: The Political Hat... but I play one on TV at July 05, 2013 07:49 PM (Vk2pI)

419 379 The committee investigating Benghazi wants to interview Col George Bristol who reported to Gen Carter Ham. He was in charge of the Africom ready force. And the Pentagon won't produce him. He retired last March and they say they won't lift a finger to find him. Posted by: Thunderb at July 05, 2013 11:35 PM (zOTsN) That is always a good way to make sure that you get your funding by pissing off those who control the purse strings.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 07:50 PM (BXLPR)

420 Lol. The next few deal with "fairness", gender roles with kids (the great boy toy vs girl toy debate), personal responsibility and moral relativism. Those might get some responses. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 11:47 PM (GEICT) Speaking of which... http://politicalhat.com/tag/gender/

Posted by: The Normative Hat at July 05, 2013 07:50 PM (Vk2pI)

421 They're ultimately looking at single payer, with an eye toward confiscating the reserves that Insurance companies are required to keep on hand per individual insured. Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:42 PM (6kohg) I think of that as an intermediate goal. See "Prairie Fire" for ultimate goals.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 05, 2013 07:51 PM (yoh1c)

422 356 Don't most modern guns handle dry firing just fine? Better safe than cracked firing pin. Buy snap caps, its like home insurance, you don't need it until you need it. Better yet, its like there is no such thing as too much ammo.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 07:51 PM (2y8mE)

423 The electric ovens blow though. And not in a good way. I'll be happy to cook for you bebe, but only on a as range.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:51 PM (I+NgG)

424 *cracks open can* I intend, dear sirs and wimmins, to drink and to continue to drink until my liver fails. I'm not stopping. If I pass out I've made arrangements to have alcohol inserted into my body via IV. How long do you think I've got?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2013 07:52 PM (V1ZIU)

425 out slaters

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 05, 2013 07:52 PM (s/TCI)

426 403 Tim in ATL,

at which point combined with illegal immigration shit gets off the hook fast...

they'll nationalize mineral rights and energy business and then we're Venezuela del Norte

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:52 PM (LRFds)

427 'night jake

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (4Mv1T)

428 Speaking of which... http://politicalhat.com/tag/gender/ Posted by: The Normative Hat at July 05, 2013 11:50 PM (Vk2pI) You will be made to care...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)

429 Hey fuckers! In in NC, and may or may not have a belly full of good beer. What are we talking about, I'm not reading 420 comments

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (q5EuO)

430 It's times like this that I wail at how much the commies have ruined my beloved Clownifornia.



A driver for the logistics company I work for was telling me about how he lived in a beach house outside of San Fran for a few years that he inherited after his father died.  He went on for awhile about how beautiful it is and then concluded with "We had to move though because I couldn't put up with all the assholes".  Heh.




Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (Aif/5)

431 Don't most modern guns handle dry firing just fine?

they totally flipped out in the gun store when I did that without a snap cap in.  she cost me 800 bucks, i have the snap caps, never gonna pull her trigger dry.  because, when I pull it with a hot load, I'm gonna want it to go exactly where it's intended.  just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (8lmkt)

432 What are we talking about, I'm not reading 420 comments Boobehs, cooter, and food.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:54 PM (I+NgG)

433 Peaches rules of life:

1) smoke 'em if you've got 'em
2) get off my fuckin' lawn

easy peasy


..nice.



It's times like this that I wail at how much the commies have ruined my beloved Clownifornia. Posted by:Ill Tempered Curr, at July 05, 2013 11:48 PM (MBqvE)


 they'll  drive everyone out of the state and they'll  keep the best for themselves.


Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 07:54 PM (nqBYe)

434 I'll be happy to cook for you bebe, but only on a as range. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 11:51 PM (I+NgG) Is that missing a G or an S?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

435 "What are we talking about, I'm not reading 420 comments" Pussy and ammo. The alpha and the omega.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 07:55 PM (2y8mE)

436 when I pull it with a hot load, I'm gonna want it to go exactly where it's intended. just sayin' We are talking about firearms here. Right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:55 PM (I+NgG)

437 Hey Tim in ATL, where are you at in Atlanta?  Generally speaking of course.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (Aif/5)

438 We are talking about firearms here. Right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 11:55 PM (I+NgG)


yes, princess, duh . . .

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (8lmkt)

439 BCochran  ,Oo

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (nqBYe)

440

drat, did I get here too late to have my serious question answered? Maybe I should rephrase it using key words...

 

 

Speaking of oral sex, how do the Egyptians project those cool laser words on the sides of buildings?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)

441 Is that missing a G or an S? Yes. :-D

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (I+NgG)

442 There is only one rule on Omega.

Posted by: Aria T'Loak at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (LI48c)

443 434 when I pull it with a hot load, I'm gonna want it to go exactly where it's intended. just sayin' We are talking about firearms here. Right? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 11:55 PM (I+NgG) The wife gets pissed when I....oh, firearms. My bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

444 410Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:42 PM (6kohg)

Bend over. Single payer coming.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 11:45 PM (X4HxX)

 

No doubt. The drooling over the amount of cash that could be confiscated, estimated at 3-4 Trillion, has to make them want to write a law that intentionally crashes the current system, in order to prop up the current fallacy a little longer,,,

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 07:57 PM (6kohg)

445 you guys are much to fkn happy . i will blame CDR M  for the oral chat.

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 07:58 PM (nqBYe)

446 but only on a as range. Oh yeah, the cooktop is gas. Brand spanky new 5 burner kitchenaid. The electric ovens are a long story. That goes with the plumbing story, the roof story.... The contractor that built this house fucked us in the ass, and used sand as lube.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 07:58 PM (6gSfz)

447 Destroy.

Destroy.

"Destroy, destroy," cries The Destroyer.

DESTROY

There is no shelter for eyes that see, troubled, stumbling to be, but condemned.

For to realize and suffer, That is the penalty for you and me


I will light the fires that burn the heart of the world.

DESTROY.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 07:58 PM (xjpRj)

448 Speaking of oral sex, how do the Egyptians project those cool laser words on the sides of buildings?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)


I think it's like that "your name on rice" thing at Venice Beach.  of course, I could be totally wrong, and this is just the "i can't believe i can drink this many" beer talking.  srsly, i can't believe i can drink this many beers, it's like  personal best or worst or, wow, just wow.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 07:58 PM (8lmkt)

449 430 What are we talking about, I'm not reading 420 comments  Boobehs, cooter, and food. And guns, of course. More accurate: kissing the cooter. It IS the horde (ONT, no less)

Posted by: shredded chi at July 05, 2013 07:58 PM (aMChO)

450 Willow I'll be more glum...

promise

night-o all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)

451 435Hey Tim in ATL, where are you at in Atlanta? Generally speaking of course.
Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (Aif/5) I'm around Kennesaw Adam. Hows about you?

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (6kohg)

452 Not all of them. My BIL is ff in NoVa. He tells a horror story about a woman that was at his house. They get to a fire, she can't keep up with them going upstairs, can't hold on to the tools, can't use the tools properly. She could have easily put them at risk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 10:36 PM (GEICT)

---------------

 

I would argue that she did put them at risk. They may have put out the fire without injury, but they were essentially short one firefighter.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (lxc0s)

453 >>>Boobehs, cooter, and food. I'll take things that go in my mouth for $500, Alex

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (q5EuO)

454 402-Sven, TFG and his family and every single dem that voted for it should be subject to TFG care! You can't make laws for citizens, when you are ONLY a public servant! They are not above us, they serve us as our (not in MA) representatives. It doesn't work here in MA but it does in other states.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 07:59 PM (z4WKX)

455 'night, sven . . . love you, buddy.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 08:00 PM (8lmkt)

456 Speaking of oral sex, how do the Egyptians project those cool laser words on the sides of buildings?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)



It's easy if you know how to make the tongue do what needs to be done.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 08:00 PM (/izg2)

457 Adam at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (Aif/5)I'm around Kennesaw Adam. Hows about you?

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:59 PM (6kohg)



Around the Hiram area.  Nice to meet another GA moron.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:00 PM (Aif/5)

458 What are we talking about, I'm not reading 420 comments Posted by: DC in Towson The proper use of the tongue, hard wood flooring vs shag carpeting, you and your boytoy brethren cooking for cougars...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:01 PM (6gSfz)

459 sven, do not be glum,  solutions are the key.

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:01 PM (nqBYe)

460 Tim in ATL, Its ashes, ashes all fall down time ahead. Fuck 'em, I may be old but I can lay under the ashes and rise up firing.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 08:01 PM (2y8mE)

461 315 Amazing how these posts all end up tying themselves together. Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM When I first started seeing the missus, I was intrigued by her skill at tying the stem of a maraschino cherry into an overhand knot - in her mouth. Let's just say that our oral peregrinations started out at an interesting place and grew more mutually satisfying from there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 05, 2013 08:01 PM (aG9Vk)

462 I think the laser show is being done with a strobe like effect. Actually, not strobe like, it is a type of strobe.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 08:01 PM (tPLfq)

463 CrotchetyOldJarhead rules of life, not in any particular order: If you didn't earn it, it isn't worth having. Don't hurt kids. Be faithful to your spouse, to your kids and to those you care about. There is nothing worse than betrayal. Honor, loyalty and trust are worth more than gold and silver or any treasure. They are also harder to come by and easier to lose. You should avoid fighting whenever possible, but don't be afraid to fight. When you do fight, show no mercy. Learn to forgive so you can ask to be forgiven. You will need that when all is said and done.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 08:02 PM (57bzg)

464

peaches broke my brain with the "name on rice" comparison. Which, really could work for oral sex or lasers on the side of buildings I guess.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 08:02 PM (RZ8pf)

465 I would argue that she did put them at risk. They may have put out the fire without injury, but they were essentially short one firefighter. Posted by: Darth Randall at July 05, 2013 11:59 PM (lxc0s) Yup, they were not a happy group. Like I said, couldn't keep up, repeatedly dropped the breaching tool and then couldn't use it properly to get in a door. My BIL finally took it away and did it himself. She wasn't there long.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:03 PM (GEICT)

466 Beckoning Chasm, stay calm.

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:03 PM (nqBYe)

467 Actually, not strobe like, it is a type of strobe. You sure it's not a type of weasel?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:03 PM (I+NgG)

468

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 06, 2013 12:02 AM (57bzg)


Nice, COJ, very fucking nice.  Your family is lucky to have you at the helm. 

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 08:03 PM (8lmkt)

469 David Burge‏@iowahawkblog

Dear Egyptians: don't blame us. The only Muslim Brotherhood supporters in the US are in the White House.

Churches are a sitting target for sure.  Look how many in the ME/Africa are bombed.

ConCrank -Little Maddie is still in my prayers.

Lauren - I read the threat you posted.  These "people" are pretty sick.  Good work that you have done!

Regarding the other stuff - I've always looked at 'Face' even if not always great as being it is the thought that counts

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 08:04 PM (EAgmr)

470 fuck me running, I did NOT do that, pixy did that.  and I am NOT goin' in the barrel, so fuck off.

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 08:04 PM (8lmkt)

471 OK, well I binged something about laser projectors and got a do-it-yourself site that has as one of the components something called "dinkles" so I think I am done with this line of questioning.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 08:04 PM (RZ8pf)

472 The proper use of the tongue, hard wood flooring vs shag carpeting, you and your boytoy brethren cooking for cougars... Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:01 AM (6gSfz) My wife is never amused when I mess with her about how she likes em young. How I married an older woman. She's 44 days older than me. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT)

473 The wife gets pissed when I.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk That is the nasteh in the hair!!!! Why do you asshats think that is funneh? Not to mention jeopardizing oral priviledges.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:05 PM (6gSfz)

474 440 There is only one rule on Omega. Posted by: Aria T'Loak at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (LI48c) Call me a freak, but I don't wanna follow that rule.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 05, 2013 08:05 PM (yoh1c)

475 I'm thinking oral sex in waterless desert, where a burka would be involved is probably not pleasant. I could be wrong though!

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 08:05 PM (r98SZ)

476 442 410Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:42 PM (6kohg) Bend over. Single payer coming.Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 11:45 PM (X4HxX)No doubt. The drooling over the amount of cash that could be confiscated, estimated at 3-4 Trillion, has to make them want to write a law that intentionally crashes the current system, in order to prop up the current fallacy a little longer,,, Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:57 PM (6kohg) You think they are fapping at those dollars? They are absolutely fapping at the amount in peoples' 401k's and other retirement accounts. 20 trillion will make every politician jizz in their pants.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 08:06 PM (BXLPR)

477 Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 11:59 PM (6kohg)

Around the Hiram area. Nice to meet another GA moron.

Posted by: Adam at July 06, 2013 12:00 AM (Aif/5)

 

Nice to know there are Rons nearby. Be well. I'm in Acworth, next door.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:06 PM (6kohg)

478 She's 44 days older than me. Lol. When I was at my senior prom my wife was 5.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:06 PM (I+NgG)

479 468 fuck me running, I did NOT do that, pixy did that. and I am NOT goin' in the barrel, so fuck off. Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 06, 2013 12:04 AM (8lmkt) *rolls out Barrel* Oh, everyone has to do their time. *tap tap tap*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:06 PM (GEICT)

480 srsly, i can't believe i can drink this many beers, it's like personal best or worst or, wow, just wow. Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty Yay Peaches!!!!!!! You're my hero!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:07 PM (6gSfz)

481 >>>That is the nasteh in the hair!!!! Why do you asshats think that is funneh? There's an easy fix for that, you know. But I'm still not sure how Memorial Day we're getting tonight..

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:07 PM (q5EuO)

482 That is the nasteh in the hair!!!! Why do you asshats think that is funneh? Not to mention jeopardizing oral priviledges. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:05 AM (6gSfz) *choking on cigar smoke* hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:08 PM (GEICT)

483 Peaches teeters on the edge of the barrel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2013 08:08 PM (V1ZIU)

484 IIRC, Mordin Solus is the only being that violated Aria's rule and lived to tell about it (albeit through a datapad).

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 08:08 PM (KiyII)

485 There's an easy fix for that, you know. But I'm still not sure how Memorial Day we're getting tonight.. Holiday weekend? Check. Involves the colors red, white, and blue? Check. Gentlemen, you are cleared for take-off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:09 PM (I+NgG)

486 But I'm still not sure how Memorial Day we're getting tonight..



Oh just say it.

Posted by: Adam is slightly drunk at July 05, 2013 08:09 PM (Aif/5)

487 There's an easy fix for that, you know. But I'm still not sure how Memorial Day we're getting tonight.. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 06, 2013 12:07 AM (q5EuO) Dude, most of this thread has been about eating pu....about orally satisfying the womens.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:09 PM (GEICT)

488 And dammit there's a fucking fly in here! How the hell did that thing get in here? There's at least two doors to the outside for fuck's sake. HAHA I just killed it!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2013 08:09 PM (V1ZIU)

489 >>>When I was at my senior prom my wife was 5. When Cougar was at her senior prom I was 5. Which means they're probably about the same age, right gramps?

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:09 PM (q5EuO)

490 When I was at my senior prom my wife was 5.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 06, 2013 12:06 AM (I+NgG)



High-Five!!!  Seriously, Mrs. Bannion is a good woman, I'm lucky I got to meet her.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 08:09 PM (/izg2)

491 I'll take things that go in my mouth for $500, Alex Posted by: DC in Towson Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:10 PM (6gSfz)

492 You think they are fapping at those dollars? They are absolutely fapping at the amount in peoples' 401k's and other retirement accounts. 20 trillion will make every politician jizz in their pants.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 06, 2013 12:06 AM (BXLPR

 

This is just the start. They've been playing a very good long game. They're going to have a hard time getting the physical precious metal and minerals I own. They can confiscate every IRA/Roth/401K and it would not ding me even a little. F you, NSA.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:11 PM (6kohg)

493 #401

We've been doing it for stoner crowds at planeteriums since the 70s. When I was a kid and the idea of owning one's own laser was still exotic, an acquaintance of one of my older friends showed a small scale setup he could use on his living room wall. I was surprised to see how simple it was aside from the then remarkable aspect of needing a laser.

In an era where $5 laser pointers have enough throw to be an annoyance to low flying aircraft, a rig that can put lettering on a building isn't very costly and doesn't required a lot of juice.

The tech is pretty simple. Egypt had a big laserium show they did at one of major tourist sites. Karnak, IIRC. There has to be at least one events company in any big city with the gear, either off the shelf or home made.

http://www.laserium.com/

Posted by: epobirs at July 05, 2013 08:11 PM (kcfmt)

494

472 440 There is only one rule on Omega.

Posted by: Aria T'Loak at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (LI48c)


Call me a freak, but I don't wanna follow that rule.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 06, 2013 12:05 AM (yoh1c)

 

 

Niether did Mordin.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzSwcDufZyc

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 08:11 PM (LI48c)

495 OK, well I binged something about laser projectors and got a do-it-yourself site that has as one of the components something called "dinkles" so I think I am done with this line of questioning.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 06, 2013 12:04 AM (RZ8pf)

------------

 

*Up dinkles*

Posted by: Egyptian O.T.S at July 05, 2013 08:11 PM (lxc0s)

496 I was intrigued by her skill at tying the stem of a maraschino cherry into an overhand knot - in her mouth. PGIS also possesses this coveted skill.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:12 PM (6gSfz)

497 High-Five!!! Seriously, Mrs. Bannion is a good woman, I'm lucky I got to meet her. I will relay your admiration. As soon as she's done power washing the Littlest Bannion Who, unfortunately, decided earlier to turn herself into a shitsicle

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:13 PM (I+NgG)

498 whoa, all those fuckin' beers just hit me like the shoreline crips on a mission.  over and out, guys . . . God bless and thanks for all the fish.  love you all, truly, madly, deeply.




Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 08:13 PM (8lmkt)

499 494 I was intrigued by her skill at tying the stem of a maraschino cherry into an overhand knot - in her mouth. PGIS also possesses this coveted skill. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:12 AM (6gSfz) The wife can unwrap Starburst with her tongue

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)

500 >>>Gentlemen, you are cleared for take-off. The easy solution come in the form of a riddle: a small bird, featured in another riddle in a movie.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:13 PM (q5EuO)

501 Tim in ATL, if by some miracle the interwebz are still working when the burning begins, I'll give you a shoutout.  Maybe we can pool our resources.  Heh.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:13 PM (Aif/5)

502 Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2013 12:11 AM (LI48c) It had to be him. Somebody else might have gotten it wrong.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 08:13 PM (KiyII)

503 "...decided earlier to turn herself into a shitsicle"

The mind reels, you silver tongued devil.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 08:14 PM (tPLfq)

504
PGIS also possesses this coveted skill.



Pics or......

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 08:14 PM (/izg2)

505 Night Peaches. Sweet dreams and warm blankets.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 08:14 PM (57bzg)

506 The wife can unwrap Starburst with her tongue Dude, THAT'S what you call your pecker? We gotta talk.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:15 PM (I+NgG)

507 Night Peaches!

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:15 PM (q5EuO)

508 499Tim in ATL, if by some miracle the interwebz are still working when the burning begins, I'll give you a shoutout. Maybe we can pool our resources. Heh.

Posted by: Adam at July 06, 2013 12:13 AM (Aif/5)

 

Please do. My stash also includes many rounds and a few guns.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:15 PM (6kohg)

509 srsly, i can't believe i can drink this many beers, it's like personal best or worst or, wow, just wow.
Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty

lol,  peaches types better than I , stoned.

sniff.

Thunderb, when i read Attkinsons post  and then the comments of Obama's drones  I was actually shocked, ( I had spent a few  mths laying off reading their thoughts) they are truly committed to Anything goes as long  as  they  maintain power.

They say/ persuade/ and sometimes  believe everything is made up.

nutz.


Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:15 PM (nqBYe)

510 There's an easy fix for that, you know. Its not a fix, its standard operation procedure here. The hair thing seems to just be for shits and giggles. There did i do that clean?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:16 PM (6gSfz)

511 421 The electric ovens blow though. And not in a good way.

I'll be happy to cook for you bebe, but only on a as range.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 11:51 PM (I+NgG)



My Thermador double oven works great!



Of course, I had to double the size of my electric service to install it....



[This is not an exaggeration -- my entire house was on a 100-amp service before my kitchen remodel. The Thermador required a 50-amp breaker by its lonesome.]

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 08:16 PM (T1005)

512 Dude, THAT'S what you call your pecker? We gotta talk. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 06, 2013 12:15 AM (I+NgG) You know, I've always thought it odd for dick's to have a nickname.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

513 There did i do that clean? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:16 AM (6gSfz) Yes, dammit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)

514 You know, I've always thought it odd for dick's to have a nickname. This makes 2 of us.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:17 PM (I+NgG)

515 This is just the start. They've been playing a very good long game. They're going to have a hard time getting the physical precious metal and minerals I own. They can confiscate every IRA/Roth/401K and it would not ding me even a little. F you, NSA. Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 06, 2013 12:11 AM (6kohg) Don't worry about that. They will find a way to outlaw private ownership of precious metals, because you know, national emergency and shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 05, 2013 08:18 PM (BXLPR)

516 Its not a fix, its standard operation procedure here. The hair thing seems to just be for shits and giggles.

There did i do that clean?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:16 AM (6gSfz)



ISWYDT.  It's a feature, not a bug!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 08:18 PM (/izg2)

517 Expendables 2 is up on Netflix streaming now. Worth a watch; better than the first Expendables.

Posted by: gp at July 05, 2013 08:18 PM (mk9aG)

518 >>>This makes 2 of us. ALL of us. Naming boobs, on the other hand, is just fun.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:19 PM (q5EuO)

519 love you all, truly, madly, deeply. Love you too Peaches! Nite Nite. Take some aspirin now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:19 PM (6gSfz)

520 I will relay your admiration. As soon as she's done power washing the Littlest Bannion Who, unfortunately, decided earlier to turn herself into a shitsicle Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 06, 2013 12:13 AM (I+NgG) It's a catagory 5 shiticane.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at July 05, 2013 08:19 PM (BXLPR)

521 515 Expendables 2 is up on Netflix streaming now. Worth a watch; better than the first Expendables.

Posted by: gp at July 06, 2013 12:18 AM (mk9aG)

 

Well you've got 1 out of 3 facts correct there.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 08:19 PM (LI48c)

522 yeah I didn't think Expendables 2 was better than the original

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 08:20 PM (9GG/0)

523 >>>There did i do that clean? I lol'ed.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:20 PM (q5EuO)

524 ALL of us. Naming boobs, on the other hand, is just fun. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 06, 2013 12:19 AM (q5EuO) Ok, Sergeant? If you would be so kind as to call us to order?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

525 Don't worry about that. They will find a way to outlaw private ownership of precious metals, because you know, national emergency and shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 06, 2013 12:18 AM (BXLPR)

 

Been done before. See FDR. If one has a network, this is not an issue. Done here.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:21 PM (6kohg)

526 No quorum

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:22 PM (I+NgG)

527 Naming boobs, on the other hand, is just fun. You name our boobehs? WTF?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:22 PM (6gSfz)

528 Dude, most of this thread has been about eating pu....about orally satisfying the womens. Telling her your Amazon account password?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 05, 2013 08:22 PM (X9Mnx)

529 470 The proper use of the tongue, hard wood flooring vs shag carpeting, you and your boytoy brethren cooking for cougars...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:01 AM (6gSfz)



My wife is never amused when I mess with her about how she likes em young. How I married an older woman.

She's 44 days older than me. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 06, 2013 12:05 AM (GEICT)



I've actually never so much as dated a woman younger than I was.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 08:22 PM (T1005)

530 512 You know, I've always thought it odd for dick's to have a nickname. This makes 2 of us. The sole benefit of a Demolition-Man/Escape from LA type world is that people wouldn't be having these type of quandaries, Seriously, anybody else notice that when Hollyweird makes those type of dystopian futures for their movies, it's always run by some right-wing religious zealot? Even though lefties, in their more unguarded moments, profess their love for a world where nobody smoked, nobody ate red meat or other "bad" foods, and everything else was like the progressive version of Pleasantville?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 08:22 PM (KiyII)

531 524 No quorum Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 06, 2013 12:22 AM (I+NgG) I'm hereby declaring, as the Marginally Honorable President, that 3 equals a quorum. (Plus I already thought it did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)

532 You name our boobehs? WTF? Sure. Thelma and Louise. Or, alternatively, "The Girls"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:23 PM (I+NgG)

533 Later taters. The gun show starts tomorrow morning at 0900.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 08:23 PM (GwLJQ)

534 >>>I've actually never so much as dated a woman younger than I was. Me either. Especially in my teens, cause those older women could buy me beer.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:24 PM (q5EuO)

535 I'm hereby declaring, as the Marginally Honorable President, that 3 equals a quorum. (Plus I already thought it did. But...I'm out.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:24 PM (I+NgG)

536 But...I'm out. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 06, 2013 12:24 AM (I+NgG) Bastardo

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (GEICT)

537 My ex-wife named her boobs Chocolate and Vanilla. They didn't look that different.

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (AO9UG)

538 >>>Bastardo Seconded. And where the fuck is EC?

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (q5EuO)

539 But...I'm out. Oh no, the ONT is petering out...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (6gSfz)

540

Telling her your Amazon account password?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 06, 2013 12:22 AM (X9Mnx)

 

Oral? Sure. Amazon pasword? Never....

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:25 PM (6kohg)

541 I've actually never so much as dated a woman younger than I was. Dating women is almost as dangerous as asking if they're pregnant or just gaining weight - especially if you get the date wrong!

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 08:26 PM (Jv4FA)

542 Hey, awesome, Fast and Furious guns used to kill a police chief in Mexico. http://tinyurl.com/lzkbbgf

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

543 "My ex-wife named her boobs Chocolate and Vanilla.

They didn't look that different."

Of course they do. No 2 things are identical, when you get right down to it.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 08:26 PM (tPLfq)

544 Okay folks, now that it's July 5, gotta ask the Horde:

how many folks "augmented" their safe 'n sane fireworks last night (or ever before) with some other substance, such as gasoline?

On the one hand I'm sure it's a sight to see. OTOH, I hear it's a great way to blow up your family and homestead and/or lose most of your skin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 08:27 PM (7B7jB)

545 Just for shits and giggles.  NSFW



http://tinyurl.com/n7yzqkh

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:27 PM (Aif/5)

546 And where the fuck is EC? Posted by: DC in Towson at July 06, 2013 12:25 AM (q5EuO) No idea, I haven't seen him on here much lately.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)

547 >>>You name our boobehs? WTF? No, not really. It's too hard to think of a good name when there's boobehs what need playing with.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:27 PM (q5EuO)

548 543 Just for shits and giggles. NSFW http://tinyurl.com/n7yzqkh Posted by: Adam at July 06, 2013 12:27 AM (Aif/5) *high five*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:28 PM (GEICT)

549 Also, anybody know what happened at that fireworks display gone wrong in Simi Valley last night? I heard the stage collapsed, which is what caused too many of the works to ignite and go off without going up first...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 08:28 PM (7B7jB)

550
You name our boobehs? WTF?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:22 AM (6gSfz)



Well, YEAH!!!



Righty, lefty, bouncy...... 

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 08:29 PM (/izg2)

551 "My ex-wife named her boobs Chocolate and Vanilla. They didn't look that different." Of course they do. No 2 things are identical, when you get right down to it. Posted by: navybrat at July 06, 2013 12:26 AM (tPLfq) They did look different; one was a tad bigger than the other, but they didn't look that different.

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2013 08:29 PM (AO9UG)

552 When Cougar was at her senior prom I was 5. Which means they're probably about the same age, right gramps? If I'm the same age as Cougar, then you've got some serious kink goin' on there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 05, 2013 08:30 PM (I+NgG)

553 >>>Posted by: Adam at July 06, 2013 12:27 AM Just great. No Cougar for a week, and you have to go and do that. I'll be back in 3-5 minutes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:30 PM (q5EuO)

554 Just great. No Cougar for a week, and you have to go and do that. I'll be back in 3-5 minutes. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 06, 2013 12:30 AM (q5EuO) A week? We're closing in on a month since I got any action.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:31 PM (GEICT)

555 548
You name our boobehs? WTF?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:22 AM (6gSfz)



Well, YEAH!!!

Righty, lefty, bouncy......

Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2013 12:29 AM (/izg2)



....hefty?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 08:31 PM (T1005)

556 Righty, lefty, bouncy...... Posted by: NC Ref Perky, droopy, attention whore...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:32 PM (6gSfz)

557
*high five*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 06, 2013 12:28 AM (GEICT)



Right back at ya.  And more NSFW.



http://tinyurl.com/kzdk9r5

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:32 PM (Aif/5)

558

548

You name our boobehs? WTF?



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:22 AM (6gSfz)


Well, YEAH!!!

Righty, lefty, bouncy......


Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2013 12:29 AM (/izg2)

 

Well wouldn't bebe's be named like Godzilla and Galactus?

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 08:32 PM (LI48c)

559 http://tinyurl.com/n7yzqkh What is it with guys and cheap earrings?

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 08:33 PM (Jv4FA)

560 ....hefty? Nah, that's the proper name for a garbage bag, not for a scaffold of flesh, fat, and water.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 05, 2013 08:33 PM (KiyII)

561 If I'm the same age as Cougar, then you've got some serious kink goin' on there. Posted by: Sean Bannion Hey now, turnabout is fair play. How come its kinky for us cougar types to do what men have been doing forever?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:33 PM (6gSfz)

562 >>>We're closing in on a month since I got any action. (that didn't involve redtube) Fixt. And besides, anything more than two days and I start to get all angry.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:33 PM (q5EuO)

563 There is no calm.  There is only storm.  Into the storm, away from the storm.

The storm is there.

I look upon my feeble fingers and think DESTROY.  ALL OF IT.
The good parts will be missed, but then, if they were THAT good....ha ha ha.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 08:33 PM (xjpRj)

564 I'll just throw this funky dog bone out there. Men go down on women because they had a couple margaritas and it's sounds like it would be naughty and obscenely intimate. Men do it to get their own rocks off. A point that many women don't get. Probably because we are so bad at it.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 05, 2013 08:34 PM (QCc6B)

565 Well wouldn't bebe's be named like Godzilla and Galactus? You've seen em, is the above what you would suggest?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:35 PM (6gSfz)

566 Perky, droopy, attention whore...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:32 AM (6gSfz)



Bwahahahaha...but seriously, that bouncy video is hilarious!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 08:35 PM (/izg2)

567 Posted by: Adam at July 06, 2013 12:32 AM (Aif/5) http://tinyurl.com/lz2t5en NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:35 PM (GEICT)

568 563 Well wouldn't bebe's be named like Godzilla and Galactus?

You've seen em, is the above what you would suggest?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:35 AM (6gSfz

 

Well..... They... Destroy...

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 08:35 PM (LI48c)

569 How do you guys like Quattro de Cinco so far ? I've been waiting for the fireworks tonight but they seem to have been delayed. God bless America.

Posted by: Obama at July 05, 2013 08:36 PM (85x54)

570 >>>Probably because we are so bad at it. Who's we, Kemosabe?

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:36 PM (q5EuO)

571 (TL;DR) Women go down on men to please their man Men go down on women to please themselves (yes, it's a gross truth, but you might as well hear it out)

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 05, 2013 08:37 PM (QCc6B)

572 http://tinyurl.com/lz2t5en

NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 06, 2013 12:35 AM (GEICT)



Yeah I like her.  I have no idea who this is but I like her also.


http://tinyurl.com/kzdk9r5

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:37 PM (Aif/5)

573 but seriously, that bouncy video is hilarious! Posted by: NC Ref Not from the lumpy reverse angle!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:39 PM (6gSfz)

574 Beckoning Chasm,

if one were to destroy(?) how would one find the  what would one find in the value of that?
if one were to assist in redeeming that which has value, but seemingly overlooked (?)..

isn't our purpose to find value ?

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:41 PM (nqBYe)

575 >>>I have no idea who this is but I like her also. Jenni Lee. And yes, yes I would.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:41 PM (q5EuO)

576 "They did look different; one was a tad bigger than the other, but they didn't look that different."

Poetic license.

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2013 08:42 PM (tPLfq)

577 Dating women is almost as dangerous as asking if they're pregnant or just gaining weight - especially if you get the date wrong!

Try getting a core sample.  One look at the drill and they totally freak out.

And just forget about carbon dating.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 08:42 PM (jGsIV)

578 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5z-jjWyAJQ

my goodnight. 

Posted by: Peaches, all drunk & nasty at July 05, 2013 08:42 PM (8lmkt)

579 Now downloading Rift which MMOGrinder featured this week. It looks to be more the gameplay I'm interested in than Neverwinter (no reticle combat) and appears to have a similar exchange in game currency for store credits bought by other players feature. Apparently it's the first subscription game to go F2P because it's the industry trend rather than desperation *Glares at FF14 to get a clue*

Among other slick things I've immediately noticed: The launcher, while installation is progress, says it's in a playbel state in the time it took me to type this, and will finish downloading in the background.

Posted by: Methos at July 05, 2013 08:43 PM (hO9ad)

580 Well, I guess most everyone is passed out. Might as well join the crowd.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 05, 2013 08:43 PM (q5EuO)

581 Try getting a core sample. One look at the drill and they totally freak out. And just forget about carbon dating. The hoo-ha is not a scientific experiment! well, unless you're sandra fluke. which i'm not!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:44 PM (6gSfz)

582 Blanco Basura at July 06, 2013 12:42 AM (jGsIV) Drill, baby! Drill!!! or so I have heard it said, by some ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 08:44 PM (Jv4FA)

583 578 Well, I guess most everyone is passed out. Might as well join the crowd. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 06, 2013 12:43 AM (q5EuO) Yeah, I'm headed out in a few. See ya later, DC.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:44 PM (GEICT)

584 Jenni Lee. And yes, yes I would.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 06, 2013 12:41 AM (q5EuO)



Oops. Double post (I would as well).  I meant to post this one.



http://tinyurl.com/k2myzf2

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:44 PM (Aif/5)

585 The hoo-ha is not a scientific experiment! well, unless you're sandra fluke. which i'm not! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 12:44 AM (6gSfz) No ma'am. It's a religious experience to be approached with all awe, wonder and worship.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 08:45 PM (GEICT)

586 Good evening, Horde. Pride and Joy. Altogether ridiculous, but I was 20.

Posted by: Gingy at July 05, 2013 08:45 PM (NYEU2)

587 Women go down on men to please their man

Men go down on women to please themselves

(yes, it's a gross truth, but you might as well hear it out) Posted by: Eaton Cox

Well, with a nic like that....

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 08:46 PM (EAgmr)

588 lol

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:48 PM (nqBYe)

589 I'm not dead passed out yet!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 08:48 PM (Jv4FA)

590 The hoo-ha is not a scientific experiment! well, unless you're sandra fluke. which i'm not!

So this is about....

Wow, totally misread that one.  Someone mentioned dating women and I thought....

You know what, it doesn't matter what I thought.  Time to start drinking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 08:48 PM (jGsIV)

591 So, I am planning an overnight hike for Sat/Sun. Just realized that would involve driving home with post-holiday traffic. Am I crazy, or just out of my mind?

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 08:48 PM (z9HTb)

592 Women go down on men to please their man

Men go down on women to please themselves

(yes, it's a gross truth, but you might as well hear it out)

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 06, 2013 12:37 AM (QCc6B)

 

Doubt that this is true. Had a wife that did not keep a "Clean shop" but still expected this. Complaints about this fact were not greeted well.....

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:49 PM (6kohg)

593 both fluffy, but sometimes  nature is worth it.
(unless you're Atc)

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:50 PM (nqBYe)

594 Had a wife that did not keep a "Clean shop" but still expected this. Complaints about this fact were not greeted well.....

Did she realize it was over when you bought her a personal power washer for an anniversary gift?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 08:51 PM (jGsIV)

595 Am I crazy, or just out of my mind? Yes

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 08:51 PM (6gSfz)

596 See, I don't get how everyone gets my nic. I thought it was a clever slight of hand. "Eaton Cox" sounds like some english chap, I thought. Ah, well.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 05, 2013 08:51 PM (QCc6B)

597 Crikey, the bj in return's a GIVEN. But you're right it's not the 'fidelity' concern: it's that open-hydrant salivating that starts every time you give the slightest hint of interest.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at July 05, 2013 08:51 PM (w45V0)

598 "Max Power" was better but I am not allowed to use that anymore. Because I am insane.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 05, 2013 08:52 PM (QCc6B)

599 "Probably because we are so bad at it." Speak for yourself, over the decades I'm batting around .650. Its a matter of liking it, or merely tolerating it. :-)

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 08:52 PM (2y8mE)

600 >>> sometimes nature is worth it. Can be, but interstate parking lots can suck. So does the weather in these parts.

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 08:53 PM (z9HTb)

601

Did she realize it was over when you bought her a personal power washer for an anniversary gift?Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 06, 2013 12:51 AM (jGsIV)

 

The Douche kit was probably the final straw, but it was long over by then.

Posted by: Tim in ATL at July 05, 2013 08:53 PM (6kohg)

602 Perhaps it wouldn't have been so obvious if you would have used Etan (nate) Cox.
(I know an etan)

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:54 PM (nqBYe)

603 To leave you with a non pervy post, I'll link to a story from The Blaze about Elizabeth Smart.  She's defied the odds and turned into a strong and beautiful lady.



http://tinyurl.com/nywvkqb



Night horde.  Hope everyone gets a good night sleep.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 08:54 PM (Aif/5)

604 I believe Cox is Scottish.

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 08:55 PM (z9HTb)

605 I saw that the moon before dawn today will be in the vicinity of Jupiter and Mars. I heard too, that once the new moon arrives, the Religion of Peas' Most Holy Month of Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong will commence. I do hope the majority of Egyptians give the MB proper credit for having prepared them for the coming weeks by having winnowed their caloric intake down to a mere 400 per day. Anyway, as I intend to see the event described at the outset of this posting, I'm signing off. Try not to wreck the place...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 05, 2013 08:55 PM (66zNN)

606 The flame of destruction heats the ovens of creation.  Maybe it'll work out better next time.

"The moving finger writes, and having writ, points its deadly beam at evil and disintegrates it.  And then talks to Stan Lee about a series, or maybe a back of the book deal."

--Emily Postmodern.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 08:55 PM (xjpRj)

607 fluffy, well sure, But still sometimes just smelling  the green, watching wildlife   without smog and voices is a relief .

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe)

608 Evening all. Watched 'Olympus has fallen' this evening. Was waiting for them to 'Shoot. The. Glass.' What a total rip.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 08:56 PM (8FeS+)

609 Someone mentioned dating women and I thought.... I thought it was good for a nerd joke ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 08:57 PM (Jv4FA)

610 Willow--it is much like the deal from a "Freecell" freeware game.  If the cards do not cooperate, one presses "Redeal" and the world is a-right again. 

(You should read that in the voice of Vincent Price for the full effect.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 08:58 PM (xjpRj)

611 I read earlier this evening that the moon before dawn today will be in the vicinity of Jupiter and Mars on the eastern horizon. On Rush's show yesterday, Mark Steyn mentioned that once the new moon arrives, the Religion of Peas' Most Holy Month of Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong will commence. I do hope the majority of Egyptians give the MB proper credit for having prepared them for the coming weeks by having winnowed their caloric intake down to a mere 400 per day. Anyway, as I intend to see the event described at the outset of this posting, I'm signing off. Try not to wreck the place...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 05, 2013 09:00 PM (NokrH)

612 I thought it was good for a nerd joke ...

Thanks for the sympathy.  Pass me a beer, please?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 09:01 PM (jGsIV)

613 I ma trying to recall vincent price  er.. (bing) ok rather scary voice

ok so you feel you are shuffling a deck in solitaire and  you are coming up with a non optimal play?

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 09:03 PM (nqBYe)

614 Thanks for the sympathy. Pass me a beer, please? Blanco, I hereby award your beer an A+ ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 09:04 PM (Jv4FA)

615

Hello fellow 'rons.

Just wanted to say I go south on ladies because I LIKE TO. No BJ required.

Hell. I've done that and then cuddled up and gone to sleep with them afterwards.

Maybe that is why I've had a 100% return rate?

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:05 PM (am/bp)

616 Wow. They just ID'ed the remains of a fireman who was killed 9/11/01.

Posted by: Baldy at July 05, 2013 09:05 PM (tyDFN)

617 What do you get when you combine Final Fantasy amd Dead or Alive? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO8RxVCMrUo

Posted by: The Dean Fantasy Hat at July 05, 2013 09:06 PM (Vk2pI)

618 willow, you have convinced me. If I get any moose pics, I'll post links here. Night

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2013 09:06 PM (z9HTb)

619 Blanco, I hereby award your beer an A+ ...

Thanks.

Hope it doesn't start acting all superior, just because it got better grades than I did.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 09:07 PM (jGsIV)

620 I've done that and then cuddled up and gone to sleep with them afterwards. Killer whales cuddle??????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:08 PM (6gSfz)

621 fluffy, i would go if i could, but then i'd be a voice shattering the peacefulness of it.

have a good time, stay safe.

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

622 BRB, it's ビリビリ time

Posted by: 政治 の ビリビリ at July 05, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)

623 Vincent Price was a true American treasure. 

Yeah, he was in a lot of schlock.  But he knew it.

If you've got Netflix watch "His Kind of Woman" in which he played his ultimate role...an over the top hammy actor.

"Witchfinder General" aka "The Conqueror Worm" showed that he could be as evil as required.

I am nothing.  I hope I am just the first.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:13 PM (xjpRj)

624 Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 05, 2013 09:14 PM (7B7jB)

625 huh I am watching a movie streaming via my bluray player from my amazon account
pretty nifty

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 09:14 PM (9GG/0)

626

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 06, 2013 01:14 AM (7B7jB)


probably the same guy who let the dogs out

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 09:15 PM (9GG/0)

627 617 I've done that and then cuddled up and gone to sleep with them afterwards.

Killer whales cuddle??????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 01:08 AM (6gSfz)



Of course they do!

Posted by: Lion-kissing Teen at July 05, 2013 09:15 PM (T1005)

628 Peaches,are you still here? I am going to ask, again, for your prayers for my brother Paul. He lived through four strep infections, one in his blood, and another in his cervical (neck) spine. He had neck surgery to remove infection in neck on April 18 and he can only use his left hand, limited One therapist told him he won't be able to walk in a year. The bitch should have shut up instead of making him want to die instead. He lived though all that and now can't move. It sucks! I don't blame him for hoping he dies.

Posted by: CarolT at July 05, 2013 09:16 PM (z4WKX)

629 Bebe's boobs destroy, yes but it takes a king sized bed.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:17 PM (am/bp)

630 Beckoning I will check those suggestions out. Thank you. I guess i will do as others and slip off into lala land with the hopes that my  dreams are sweet.

Have a nice sleep as well?

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 09:17 PM (nqBYe)

631 612 Hello fellow 'rons. Just wanted to say I go south on ladies because I LIKE TO. No BJ required. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 01:05 AM (am/bp) ☝ raising hand

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 09:18 PM (8FeS+)

632 620 Vincent Price was a true American treasure.

Yeah, he was in a lot of schlock. But he knew it.

If you've got Netflix watch "His Kind of Woman" in which he played his ultimate role...an over the top hammy actor.

"Witchfinder General" aka "The Conqueror Worm" showed that he could be as evil as required.

I am nothing. I hope I am just the first.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 06, 2013 01:13 AM (xjpRj)



I encountered an anecdote where, much past his prime, he took a paying one-day gig at some tiny radio station out in the sticks.....and was a perfect gentleman about the whole thing, to the point of signing autographs and (IIRC) picking up a sixpack of beer for the sound guy.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 09:18 PM (T1005)

633 Beavis and Butthead Do America on CC in 10 mins.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:20 PM (jjvz+)

634 Another thing about going down on a woman, the view is just awesome.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:21 PM (am/bp)

635 I've been gone couple of hours and the topic is still oral sex?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:22 PM (jjvz+)

636 I knew I liked RWC for a reason.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:23 PM (am/bp)

637 I've been gone couple of hours and the topic is still oral sex? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Is the topic ever really far from sex?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:24 PM (6gSfz)

638 Is the topic ever really far from sex? *** good point

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:25 PM (jjvz+)

639 I am nothing. I hope I am just the first.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 06, 2013 01:13 AM (xjpRj)




1 more thing Beckoning with the I am nothing..
My  youngest  , a son that is rather aimless at this time asked what's the point and i reminded him of this , Hashem had made a statement that He knew us before we were born.

so in this i always think we  have a destination , 'we' are not for nothing..

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 09:26 PM (nqBYe)

640 634 I've been gone couple of hours and the topic is still oral sex?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Is the topic ever really far from sex?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 01:24 AM (6gSfz)



Whenever humans get together, the subject has inevitably been "sex" since....er....Homo habilis.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 09:27 PM (T1005)

641 Willow - def check out "His Kind of Woman" and the Doctor Phibes stuff.  "Theatre of Blood" is probably his ultimate film, though. 

But really, whatever he was in, he was Vincent Price.  He fit right along with John Wayne, Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart, etc etc.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:31 PM (xjpRj)

642 I've been gone couple of hours and the topic is still oral sex?



You say that like you're surprised?  Is that your "O" face? 

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 09:32 PM (/izg2)

643 ////

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 09:32 PM (/izg2)

644 will do , good night.

Posted by: willow at July 05, 2013 09:32 PM (nqBYe)

645 CarolT, I am so sorry, I hope Paul gets better!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 09:34 PM (9GG/0)

646 The hoo-ha is not a scientific experiment! well, unless you're sandra fluke. which i'm not! Correct. Scientific experiments yield logical results.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 05, 2013 09:35 PM (X9Mnx)

647 640 //// Posted by: NC Ref What face is that?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:35 PM (6gSfz)

648 Scientific experiments yield logical results. True, not a lot of logic involved when men are trying to get to the hoo-ha.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:36 PM (6gSfz)

649 644 my 640 is just slash abuse.

Trying to make sure my rude comment a few before was noted as sarc.  Cause not everyone always gets my sarc.  Especially my lib family, though I can't wait to talk about Egypt with them!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 05, 2013 09:38 PM (/izg2)

650 645 Scientific experiments yield logical results.

True, not a lot of logic involved when men are trying to get to the hoo-ha.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 06, 2013 01:36 AM (6gSfz)



Men and hoo-has.....spend some hours trying to get out, a dozen years wandering around aimlessly, and the rest of their lives trying to get in.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 09:40 PM (T1005)

651 Whenever humans get together, the subject has inevitably been "sex" since....er....Homo habilis.


Ogg not like boys.  Ogg not homo.

Posted by: Ogg at July 05, 2013 09:40 PM (xwuyd)

652 "Moonrise Kingdom" was good.  Maybe I should buy the blue-ray.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:42 PM (xjpRj)

653 True, not a lot of logic involved when men are trying to get to the hoo-ha Or during. Or after. Unless they rent one.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 05, 2013 09:42 PM (X9Mnx)

654 I just realized that the voice of B&B's neighbor is the same as Hank Hill's.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:42 PM (jjvz+)

655 Just as long as "Ogg no like horses."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 09:42 PM (T1005)

656 633 I knew I liked RWC for a reason. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 01:23 AM (am/bp) Just be careful with burping the next day. (Cryptic yes, don't want to sully the ONT)

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 09:43 PM (8FeS+)

657 "Moonrise Kingdom" was good. Maybe I should buy the blue-ray. *** I thought it was too contrived.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:43 PM (jjvz+)

658 Men and hoo-has.....spend some hours trying to get out, a dozen years wandering around aimlessly, and the rest of their lives trying to get in.

It's nice and warm in there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 09:43 PM (jGsIV)

659 says the person watching Beavis and Butthead

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:43 PM (jjvz+)

660 We just need to push aside the nothing and find the hidden realm.

I hope your son pushes with all his might. He WILL find it.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:44 PM (xjpRj)

661 651 I just realized that the voice of B&B's neighbor is the same as Hank Hill's. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 06, 2013 01:42 AM (jjvz+) Mike Judge is the creator of both.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 09:45 PM (8FeS+)

662 655 Men and hoo-has.....spend some hours trying to get out, a dozen years
wandering around aimlessly, and the rest of their lives trying to get
in.


It's nice and warm in there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 06, 2013 01:43 AM (jGsIV)



Well, y'know -- with the higher death rate from accidents, suicide, on-the-job injuries.....and lower lifespan.....maybe it's just a realization that outside ain't all that friendly.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 09:46 PM (T1005)

663 NDH - yeah, it was contrived, but in an interesting, innocent way.  Rather than the Resident Evil films, where it was "look at the STYLE and shut up about story or plot!"  Moonrise Kingdom seemed to exist in its own world.

Granted, this comes from a major David Lynch fan.  "Plot?  Character?  You hater!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:46 PM (xjpRj)

664 . Especially my lib family, though I can't wait to talk about Egypt with them! That sounds like fun. NOT. Although....showing them the pics of the demonstrators' signs could be entertaining.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (6gSfz)

665 RWC, some burps are worth having. Heh.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (s++/5)

666 Mike Judge is the creator of both. *** Oh yeah. Duh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (jjvz+)

667 Evil?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (6gSfz)

668 Duh as in, I forgot that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (jjvz+)

669 D'OH

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:48 PM (6gSfz)

670 There is no such thing as logic, reason, or rationality when "BOOBS' appear.  So, there is that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:49 PM (xjpRj)

671 Just as long as "Ogg no like horses." What do you have against horses?!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2013 09:50 PM (6gSfz)

672 Much as I love you guys and gals, I still hope I don't wake up tomorrow.  With that in mind, good night all!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 09:51 PM (xjpRj)

673 YES!!!! Souls. Hand em over!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:52 PM (6gSfz)

674 What do you have against horses?!

Nothing against horses, per se.  It's just that we seem to be cutting off the back end and electing those to national office.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 09:52 PM (jGsIV)

675 As in, the LATE Catherine the Great.....



Shouldn't have picked that moment to go shutting the lights off.




I coulda been a contendah!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 09:52 PM (T1005)

676 Beckoning Chasm, depends on the boobs.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:53 PM (s++/5)

677 And with that, I bid you all nighty night!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2013 09:54 PM (6gSfz)

678 Goodnight Bebe's Boobs.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:56 PM (s++/5)

679 It's nice and warm in there. Yeah, but they whine if you try to warm up your feet in it. Well, unless she's German.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 05, 2013 09:56 PM (X9Mnx)

680 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 01:48 AM (s++/5) So true. 665 Duh as in, I forgot that. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 06, 2013 01:48 AM (jjvz+) I think there are a group of 13 actors/actresses that do all of the voice work. SAG put a limit on those that qualify. (I'm bullshitting there, but a lot of them do many of the voices.) Watched a vid of the Family Guy voice actors and was surprised at their range.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 09:56 PM (8FeS+)

681 RWC, my fiance actualy laughed when I raised my head and said," less filling!" She's a keeper.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 09:59 PM (s++/5)

682 hmm Cat's Eye getting a boxset from Right Stuf

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:07 PM (vJdyz)

683

Just popping in for a minute.  Need sleep.  If anyone is interested, Rafael Cruz made an appearance at Free teh People.  I saw it in person, brought a tear to my eye.  He is the father of Senator Ted Cruz.  They have the hightlights at the Blaze.  Wow, now I know where the Senator gets it from

 

Night all, supposed to do a 5k in the am.  It's doubtful at this point in time.

Posted by: Infidel at July 05, 2013 10:08 PM (/MCwY)

684 Posted by: The Dude at July 06, 2013 02:07 AM (vJdyz) Final Fantasy + Dead or Alive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO8RxVCMrUo

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 10:12 PM (Vk2pI)

685 The original Cat's Eye???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:17 PM (PzMYS)

686 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 01:59 AM (s++/5) That she is. (Not going to lie.. There is power with it as well. Almost like tickle torture)

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 10:18 PM (8FeS+)

687 Jessica Nigri once again graces fandom with her Rikku cosplay.
http://tinyurl.com/mt69qjy

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:22 PM (PzMYS)

688 Night all, supposed to do a 5k in the am. It's doubtful at this point in time.

'Night Infidel.

Speaking of 5K's, if anybody is looking for someyhing to do on Sep 11th: http://www.travismanion.org/911-heroes-run/



Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 10:22 PM (jGsIV)

689 The original Cat's Eye??? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:17 AM (PzMYS) Yes, they just aren't sure if it will be 2 or 4 box set due to it being 72 (3?) eps.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:22 PM (Lqb+9)

690 Also- Jlist has signed the original Visual Novel of Steins;Gate

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:23 PM (Lqb+9)

691

RWC, yes I guess you could say there is power with it, but it's temporary. Not complaining tho. It also tickles only after a certain point.

I have a hard time beleiving a narcissistic douche like Douglas contracted throat cancer thru anything other than than smoking and drinking. I mean, what are the odds of getting it thru oral sex with one woman?

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 10:26 PM (s++/5)

692 Never seen Cat's Eye.  Should be interesting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:27 PM (PzMYS)

693 still wish someone could release Gundam UC on blu-ray and not in the way that Bandai had started to release it before they pulled the US plug

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:28 PM (vJdyz)

694 C3P0, "R2 now remember don't crank..."

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Aaron-Jasinski-10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:29 PM (PzMYS)

695 Cat's Eye, IIRC was by Stephen King a leftist moonbat. The movie wasn't bad.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 10:29 PM (s++/5)

696 still wish someone could release Gundam UC on blu-ray and not in the way that Bandai had started to release it before they pulled the US plug That title was -and is- a product of UC being released by Bandai Japan, Bandai US was barely involved in it. It is still coming out through Right Stuf (and maybe Amazon?) and RS is going to be putting out the DVDs in the near (ish?) future.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:31 PM (Lqb+9)

697 Cat's Eye, IIRC was by Stephen King a leftist moonbat. The movie wasn't bad. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 02:29 AM (s++/5) That's the US one. There was a Japanese manga (then anime) series about a trio of sister catburglers.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:32 PM (Lqb+9)

698 even though the only animes I'm looking forward to till the end of the year is the Gatchaman boxset and the Cobra boxet

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:32 PM (vJdyz)

699 Tilikum...   really?  Us anime fans talk King?  Geez.  What we are talking about is a series that centers around these three woman who are trying to recover their father's stolen art collection.  They also run a coffee shop called Cat's Eye. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:33 PM (PzMYS)

700 I see 6 Gundam UC BDs on Amazon.  Even Japanese ones.  Should there be more? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:35 PM (PzMYS)

701 Reads Anna's post...then crawls away in shame.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 10:36 PM (s++/5)

702 I see 6 Gundam UC BDs on Amazon. Even Japanese ones. Should there be more?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:35 AM (PzMYS)


seven OAVs. Bandai released them one per blu-ray for I want to say it was $40 each

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:37 PM (vJdyz)

703 Reads Anna's post...then crawls away in shame.

Dude, it's the horde.  No subject too obscure.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 10:37 PM (jGsIV)

704 though I'm still surprised someone hasn't announced picking up the US rights to re-release Freedom on blu which was awesome but could do with a cheap release

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:39 PM (vJdyz)

705 I see 6 Gundam UC BDs on Amazon. Even Japanese ones. Should there be more? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:35 AM (PzMYS) 7 isn't out yet. Originally they had talked about doing 6, but when the series took off they added to it. Also- the Gundam Origins anime series adaption (of the manga that adapted/retold some of the original Gundam) should be out in 2014 in order to celebrate Gundam's 35th anniversary.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:40 PM (Lqb+9)

706 For anime I've been watching Fullmetal Alchemist. Some dark stuff in there...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 10:41 PM (s++/5)

707 Also- the Gundam Origins anime series adaption (of the manga that adapted/retold some of the original Gundam) should be out in 2014 in order to celebrate Gundam's 35th anniversary.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 06, 2013 02:40 AM (Lqb+9)


reminds me that I still need to order volume 2

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:42 PM (vJdyz)

708 For anime I've been watching Fullmetal Alchemist. Some dark stuff in there... Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 02:41 AM (s++/5) Now the question that will cause Tilikum to throw something at the computer- The original anime series or Brotherhood?

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:42 PM (Lqb+9)

709 For anime I've been watching Fullmetal Alchemist. Some dark stuff in there...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 02:41 AM (s++/5)


could never get into that, Edward was too much of a whiny bitch for me

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:44 PM (vJdyz)

710 reminds me that I still need to order volume 2 Posted by: The Dude at July 06, 2013 02:42 AM (vJdyz) Wouldn't be a bad idea. Vertical's rep on Twitter has been saying that they are going to do all 11 volumes but that it looks like the drop off in subsequent volumes printing numbers might want to have you planning ahead for them. I reserved 3 and 4 at TRSI lat weekend when they had a Vertical sale myself.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:45 PM (Lqb+9)

711 So saturday late night is 'Anime After Dark?' Umm, Vampire Hunter D?

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 10:46 PM (8FeS+)

712 688 You are 6 times more likely to get throat cancer by performing oral sex on a woman with HPV than you are by smoking

Posted by: DAve at July 05, 2013 10:48 PM (albkL)

713 So saturday late night is 'Anime After Dark?'

Umm, Vampire Hunter D?

Posted by: RWC at July 06, 2013 02:46 AM (8FeS+)


good novels, mediocre movies

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:48 PM (vJdyz)

714

Tillikum is popular tonight.  Less than spotty wifi.

 

Link  http://tinyurl.com/qhw8rfj


 

 

Couldn't find the tip line.   Be well.  Cruz's dad is the bomb!

Posted by: Infidel at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (FxNth)

715 RWC, first or second movie of D? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (PzMYS)

716 If anyone cosplayed Rose of Versailles, I would expect current gen to think Trinity Blood or Revolutionary Girl Utena somehow. *sigh* Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:47 AM (PzMYS) TRSI did say they are looking to get Versailles on Crunchyroll. Having just finished the second set recently, I doubt it is going to attract a lot of views though. (and it is already on Viki I believe).

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (Lqb+9)

717 Bete resigned to just watching the world burn, Brotherhood.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (s++/5)

718 hmmmm .... I was thinking Eye of the Cat which was a more gothic kind of thing ... Man remembers being smothered by a cat as a baby and has lived felinephobia ever since. His mother is a very rich cat lady and has them all over her mansion. Don't remember much else - murder, mystery, family kind of movie ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 10:49 PM (Jv4FA)

719 Come on The Dude, the first movie and its sub-titles are a riot. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:50 PM (PzMYS)

720 I really do dislike the CR community

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:51 PM (vJdyz)

721 When you say second set, you mean the post-Revolution short series where Oskar is being a bit of a Scarlet Pimpernel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:52 PM (PzMYS)

722 -I really do dislike the CR community- I just watch the shows there, but some of the things I've seen linked show that they have a number of special little snowflakes, though so does FUNimation's site.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:53 PM (Lqb+9)

723 Yeah I pay no attention to the CR community when they complain about commercials but are unwilling to pony up the money to get a membership.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:53 PM (PzMYS)

724 I am surprised that given the direction of this thread, that this song has not been posted:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o16RxBoKJu8

Probably NSFW, but funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2013 10:54 PM (savps)

725 When you say second set, you mean the post-Revolution short series where Oskar is being a bit of a Scarlet Pimpernel? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:52 AM (PzMYS) No sorry I mean TRSI's boxset release of the second half of the show (eps 21-40).

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:54 PM (Lqb+9)

726 When you say second set, you mean the post-Revolution short series where Oskar is being a bit of a Scarlet Pimpernel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:52 AM (PzMYS)


Right Stuf broke up the 40 episodes into two boxsets

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:55 PM (vJdyz)

727 713 RWC, first or second movie of D? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:49 AM (PzMYS) About 15 years ago - I have no way of knowing There was a web comic/animation about ten years ago- zombie guy, little human girl and an undead wolf. Anybody seen it?

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 10:55 PM (8FeS+)

728 I watched the original series as fan-sub years ago.  So had no idea they had split it up.  And all I know of the second series I learned while trying to understand it in Italian. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:57 PM (PzMYS)

729 -Yeah I pay no attention to the CR community when they complain about commercials but are unwilling to pony up the money to get a membership.- Have a membership myself, kind of hope Daisukigets a membership thing as well if they ever really get established. Oh, and I am still a little miffed we never got the Japanese language track that was created later for Japan and which Urban Vision said they would make a new release of Bloodlust for and include it.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 10:57 PM (Lqb+9)

730 Yoko Kanno will be at Otakon in Baltimore this year.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:59 PM (PzMYS)

731

The Dude, he is whiny, but the other characters make up for him.

Infidel, I hope his sone doesn't cave on immigration.

DAve, you'll excuse me if I follow my gut in thinking he didn't get it from oral sex.

 

 

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 10:59 PM (s++/5)

732 722 I am surprised that given the direction of this thread, that this song has not been posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o16RxBoKJu8

Probably NSFW, but funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2013 02:54 AM (savps)





I was expecting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9mCA1he1zM

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 10:59 PM (T1005)

733 Daisuki really is one of the worst websites I've seen in the last 10 years. I can only think of Townhall being worse

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 10:59 PM (vJdyz)

734 15 years ago?  That is the original movie with Doris.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 10:59 PM (PzMYS)

735 It's not like a sub for CR is even remotely expensive, $50 for a year during their black friday sale and you're good

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:01 PM (vJdyz)

736 ªº¤⇔±↓↑√ ♡♥ ●◆■▲▼☆★♀♂ ♭♪¹²³¸˛Â…•• test post, please ignore...

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2013 11:01 PM (UOjzE)

737 The Dude, he is whiny, but the other characters make up for him. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 06, 2013 02:59 AM (s++/5) Also- he is 15 and whines far less than Gundam's Amuro Ray. The standard bearer for whiny teenage lead is of course is Eva's Shinji.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 11:03 PM (Lqb+9)

738 732 15 years ago? That is the original movie with Doris. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 02:59 AM (PzMYS) Has to be it then. When was #2? And the zombie thing i was referring to was Xombie by James Farr. Just found a site with all the vids.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 11:04 PM (8FeS+)

739 Some first impressions on new Anime: Love Lab - Not sure if they are going the "cute girls doing cute things" route, the lesbianic route, or the comedy from the interaction of different weirdos thing... though looks likely to be the later. Servant X Service: Japanese public servants. Of the three main characters, one became a civil servant out of revenge and another just wants to slack around. A golf clap for the honesty.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:05 PM (Vk2pI)

740 And the new Playstation Network update didn't brick my console. That is always a plus.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 11:05 PM (Lqb+9)

741 The reboot of Rosen Maiden and the one with cute girls shooting each other with paintball guns already dl'ed.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:06 PM (Vk2pI)

742 Some first impressions on new Anime: Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 06, 2013 03:05 AM (Vk2pI) More than slightly bitter FUNimation got the Neptunia anime as I loved the first and third games and I hate their player.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 05, 2013 11:09 PM (Lqb+9)

743 The TV series Shinji over 26 episodes of being such a wuss...  and the original movies did not help.  Sometimes breaking convention is just the wrong thing to do when fans are screaming.

I give Amuro a pass since he was breaking new ground.  He was also being forced to grow up way too fast while his heart got smashed and shredded by La La Sun.  080 was the one I never cared for.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:10 PM (PzMYS)

744 with cute girls shooting each other with paintball guns already dl'ed.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 06, 2013 03:06 AM (Vk2pI)


it's airsoft aka plastic bbs, not paintballs

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:12 PM (vJdyz)

745 Not quite paintball - http://tinyurl.com/luyo8uu

And we thought Lil Slugger was off the wall - http://tinyurl.com/kfcp9vx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:13 PM (PzMYS)

746

One last thing on douchebag Douglas.

The average Joe does it, and is thrilled they got to do so. Douglas does it and thinks he deserves a medal for it. He's a narcissistic, self aggrandizing P.O.S.

 

Oh, and I also enjoy Ghost in the Shell, but the whole super deep intellectual angle gets a bit old.  

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM (UJaYk)

747 *blinks*  Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust came out in 2000?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM (PzMYS)

748 it's airsoft aka plastic bbs, not paintballs Posted by: The Dude at July 06, 2013 03:12 AM (vJdyz) Too bad... much fun with messiness possible...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM (Vk2pI)

749 now I haven't finished it yet so I don't know how it wraps up but I want to know if there is any chance of a second season of The Severing Crime Edge

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:15 PM (vJdyz)

750 164 ...and refuses to admit she was wrong in voting for him.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2013 10:38 PM (9+vDU)



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in contrast, I have always refused to say I was right to vote for that asshole McCain.



No, I wouldn't have voted for Obuttsux, no way, no how.  But you gotta admit the available choices sucked turds.

Posted by: jc at July 05, 2013 11:17 PM (PlzOe)

751 Tilikum, here read this.  You might enjoy it.  Or run screaming into the night.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/06/gits-solid-state-society.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:20 PM (PzMYS)

752 TPH - http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2012/08/laughing-o-man.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:24 PM (PzMYS)

753 Tilikum, here read this. You might enjoy it. Or run screaming into the night. http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/06/gits-solid-state-society.html Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 03:20 AM (PzMYS) I liked GitS:SSS Of course, I loved GitS:SAC and GitS:SAC:2ndGIG as well (I've use the "Stand Alone Complex idea in some of my blog posts). The manga, the SAC series, the Oshii movies (Oshiis best movie was Patlabor), and now the new reboot OVA are all their own take on the idea. I must say that I'm not that crazy about Shirow's newer stuff, prefering his more classic work. Also, his making the females shoulders more pronounced and their wastes less so, compared to his older work, making them seem almost like ladyboys.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:26 PM (Vk2pI)

754 best anime film from Oshii was Roujin Z. Best live action was any of the Red Specticals trilogy (still wish I owned that damn boxset)

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (vJdyz)

755 I'm looking forward to the most WataMote, Teekyuu, and the new Genshiken (despite the trap)

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:28 PM (Vk2pI)

756 How on earth did a nice, friendly, drunken discussion about cunnilingus and firearms end up as a late-night anime-fest?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 11:31 PM (T1005)

757 How on earth did a nice, friendly, drunken discussion about cunnilingus and firearms end up as a late-night anime-fest?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 06, 2013 03:31 AM (T1005)


I did it, my bad

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:32 PM (vJdyz)

758 How on earth did a nice, friendly, drunken discussion about cunnilingus and firearms end up as a late-night anime-fest? Posted by: cthulhu at July 06, 2013 03:31 AM (T1005) Erm, because cunnilingus and guns are in many quality anime?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:33 PM (Vk2pI)

759 still waiting for Kuroko to go muff diving

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:34 PM (vJdyz)

760

Thanks Anna. Screaming and running away from your link? Quite the opposite.

 I have to pass out for the night. My lady expects to see me at the agreed upon time tomorrow. She's funny like that.

Good night and don't light any fireworks with a sparkler twixt yout butt cheeks.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 05, 2013 11:35 PM (UJaYk)

761 still waiting for Kuroko to go muff diving Posted by: The Dude at July 06, 2013 03:34 AM (vJdyz) Like sticking your tongue into a live electrical socket...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:36 PM (Vk2pI)

762 How on earth did a nice, friendly, drunken discussion about cunnilingus and firearms end up as a late-night anime-fest? 1st Amendment? Large quantities of alcohol? Sanity - in the age of PRISM - Prevailed?

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 05, 2013 11:36 PM (Jv4FA)

763 760 How on earth did a nice, friendly, drunken discussion about cunnilingus and firearms end up as a late-night anime-fest?

1st Amendment?

Large quantities of alcohol?

Sanity - in the age of PRISM - Prevailed?

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 06, 2013 03:36 AM (Jv4FA)



I could see a segue into construction projects.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 05, 2013 11:37 PM (T1005)

764 The writers involved with Production IG deserve kudos for the TV series.  Even when Oshii took up the baton for the second season.  They really lived in Shirow's world and expanded.  Just like the the writers for the Dominion Tank Police 4 OVAs did.

Innocence wasted too much time on Batou's dog with a very deux ex machina ending.  And sorry TPH but SSS was a cop out rehash.

Compared to his earlier art, I think Shirow has simply climbed into his computer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:38 PM (PzMYS)

765 Wait..  TCM just started a short trailer on 2010 with Arthur C. Clark.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:39 PM (PzMYS)

766 ait.. TCM just started a short trailer on 2010 with Arthur C. Clark. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 06, 2013 03:39 AM (PzMYS) The only good part of that movie is when they blow up Jupiter... Of course, Gunbuster did that, but with a much bigger effect.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 05, 2013 11:40 PM (Vk2pI)

767 hi all
just got finished watching Inception again streaming via my Blu-Ray player from Amazon Instant Video

I still think that technology is da shit

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 11:44 PM (9GG/0)

768 Night all. Here is "Defenders of Bú-Tik Palace" by ChthoniC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5z-AOdCAx8

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 05, 2013 11:44 PM (Vk2pI)

769 good night TPH

Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 11:49 PM (9GG/0)

770 Night TPH.  Gunbuter also had Noriko going for it.  2010?  Helen Mirrin.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 11:52 PM (PzMYS)

771 ONT still going strong, eh?  

Anna, did you catch my question earlier in the day? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 05, 2013 11:54 PM (ioT3q)

772 I'm bored waiting for Test to try and jailbreak their fleet out of this system

http://youtu.be/t8_Yg6yXLMI

Posted by: The Dude at July 05, 2013 11:56 PM (vJdyz)

773 I'm really sad I missed the opening conversations.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 06, 2013 12:14 AM (yh0zB)

774 okay good night all
yeah GGE we missed ya too

Posted by: chemjeff at July 06, 2013 12:17 AM (9GG/0)

775 I'm really sad I missed the opening conversations. Gooooooooood Evening, GGE...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 06, 2013 12:28 AM (Jv4FA)

776 5A: No one died ensuring a right to not be offended.



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Did you get that one from Aaron Burr?

Posted by: jc at July 06, 2013 12:54 AM (PlzOe)

777 774 5A: No one died ensuring a right to not be offended.





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Did you get that one from Aaron Burr?

Posted by: jc at July 06, 2013 04:54 AM (PlzOe)

 

If he did wouldn't it have been Number 1 with a bullet?

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2013 12:59 AM (LI48c)

778 775
774 5A: No one died ensuring a right to not be offended. ====Did you get that one from Aaron Burr?
Posted by: jc at July 06, 2013 04:54 AM (PlzOe)


If he did wouldn't it have been Number 1 with a bullet?

Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2013 04:59 AM (LI48c)



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spoze so.   that's what I get for commenting on the ONT from several hours behind.  doubt the hulk will ever even know we thought about his oddly numbered list.


Posted by: jc at July 06, 2013 01:05 AM (PlzOe)

779 [This is not an exaggeration -- my entire house was on a 100-amp service before my kitchen remodel. The Thermador required a 50-amp breaker by its lonesome.]

Posted by: cthulhu at July 06, 2013 12:16 AM (T1005)



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my decent oven to a shit.  so I got a new cheap one.  dinky ass wires.  takes forever to come up to temperature.  like 15 minutes to get to 400.   I shoulda got a better one.

Posted by: jc at July 06, 2013 01:19 AM (PlzOe)

780 Okay, where's the dumb blond explaining science? Is this one of those click and find the dumb blond among hundreds of videos? Search keyword "dumb blond" did not work. Is this a joke? Am I the dumb blond?

Posted by: bour3 at July 06, 2013 03:08 AM (5x3+2)

781 Some movie scenes I just have to watch, even if the rest of the movie wasn't much good or has lost interest to me. The Jupiter ignition sequence in 2010 is one of those. The saucer section crash in ST:VII is another. If I'm wandering around the channels and see one of those is coming up, I try to guess at how long I've got and switch back in time to catch just the bit I like.

Even though in this day and age of being able to call up anything you like at a command, there is some odd satisfaction in finding it at random. I guess you have to be old enough to remember when even VCRs were new and rare.

Posted by: epobirs at July 06, 2013 03:22 AM (kcfmt)

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