June 13, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (6-13-2013)
— Maetenloch

Best of Newspaper Humor

Unintentional of course since they have layers of editors and fact-checkers.

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Quote of the Day I and II

With tiresome predictability, Alcohol Concern says this must all be done for the sake of "children." There is, it seems, no interference into adult pastimes that cannot be justified in the name of those who are prohibited from engaging in them. For the moral busybody, all the world is a crèche.

  -- Chris Snowden
It is not true that the society in which he lived offered him no opportunity for personal betterment. Adebolajo was for a time a student at Greenwich University, graduation from which, whatever the real value of the education it offered him, would have improved his chances in the job market, especially in the public sector. But it was at the university that he encountered radical Islam, that ideology that simultaneously succours people with an existential grudge against the world and flatters their inflated and inflamed self-importance. It also successfully squares the adolescent circle: the need both to conform to a peer group and to rebel against society.

  -- Theodore Dalrymple

The Vileness of Lefties

I had forgotten about how much the left hates Reagan and even more - his Tear Down This Wall speech.

Before they hated Sarah Palin, or Dick Cheney, or Donald Rumsfeld, or Condoleeza Rice, or George W Bush, the Left hated Ronald Wilson Reagan.  They hated and feared him - and not least for the way that he destroyed the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in eight short years.  It's not even that he did it; it's that he did it so apparently effortlessly.  Reagan made his opponents look like chumps - which they were; I was on the other side during that decade, so I have some familiarity with the type - and he will not be forgiven for that until after his last opponent is dead in his bed of old age.

Heh: Govt has to scrape all your phone calls and emails because govt forgot to enforce immigration law on 20 expired visas in 2001

The End Result of 'Free' Healthcare

Britain's NHS has become so bad that people are paying out of pocket to go to a new private clinic that actually offers decent medical care and is open 7 days a week with no more than an hour wait.

Set up in 2008 by two Polish doctors, it has 6,000 Britons among the 30,000 patients on its books, all attracted by same-day GP and specialists' appointments that last half an hour and cost £70 - far less than rival private medical services.

There are family visit appointments: three patients including children for £190, ultrasound scans for £70, injections at £30 a time and stitches done by a surgeon for £45.

The surgery's motto is 'put patients first' and Radek Przypis, the manager, says the reason his doctors are so busy is that the NHS services are 'so poor'.

The facts are indeed dismal. Two thirds of NHS patients now have to wait 48 hours or more for a GP's appointment and it is a rarity to find a local surgery open outside ordinary people's working hours.
As a crisis of cash, bad management - and even the threat of entire hospital closures - engulfs our once-proud state health service, the sick are turning to casualty departments in desperation, and in increasing numbers, finding them over-stretched with waiting times of four hours for one in every 18 patients.

In a few alarming cases, the particularly vulnerable sick and old have died in ambulances waiting outside in queues.

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And the true goal of ObamaCare and most health care reforms revealed: It's a tax on the young and healthy.

The banning of catastrophic-only plans infuriates me the most. Those are the only plans that are actually financially sensible for a healthy individual to purchase. Everything else on the market is a perverse by-product of the employer-based insurance system.

Worst case scenario with a catastrophic-only plan is you end up with $10,000 in debt. That's a debt load many times smaller than what the Federal government thinks students should take out to get a college degree. We'll let you borrow $100,000 to get a sociology degree but, we think that $10,000 is an unconscionable amount to pay for medical expenses? So unconscionable that we have to FORCE YOU to buy a plan with more extensive coverage?

Of course, we all know the real reason for this. it's meant to force healthy young people to subsidize healthcare for older sicker people. Just force them to pay more for insurance than they ought to, and force them to buy more extensive coverage than is rational.

Know Your Enemy - The Scandi: Part XIV

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The New Robert Deniro/John Travolta Film You'll Never See

Because apparently it's so horrible that only contractual obligations keep them from dumping all copies into the Marianas Trench.

Why wouldn't it get a proper release? Let us count the ways:

From the director of Ghost Rider and Daredevil? Check.
Plot lifted from a direct-to-DVD Steven Seagal movie? Check.
Deniro playing a reclusive ex-military commando? Check.
A training montage in which he does half a sit up and three quarters of one pull-up? Check, check, and check.
Deniro with a Southern accent straight out of a high school production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Check.
John Travolta with an Amish beard and authentic Eastern European VillainT accent? Check, double check.
"Serbian death squad"? Check.
Two old bros just chilling in their rocking chairs, hanging out drinking Jäger from the bottle? Check.
A sound mix so bad you can't even understand the shitty dialog they're delivering?

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Stiletto Heels Earn Their Name

A man stabbed to death with a stiletto high heel allegedly wielded by his girlfriend spent the last three and a half years as a top researcher in women's health issues at the University of Houston.
Professor Alf Stefan Andersson, 59, had been studying hormones in women's reproductive health since December 2009 at the university's Center for Nuclear Receptors and Cell Signaling.

...Andersson's girlfriend, Ana Lilia Trujillo, 44, was charged with murder.
Houston police were sent to a Museum District high-rise in the 1700 block of Hermann shortly after 3:30 a.m. Sunday to investigate reports of an assault in progress inside the victim's luxury condominium.
Trujillo answered the door and Andersson was found dead from multiple stab wounds to the head, Houston police said. HPD homicide detectives questioned Trujillo.
She admitted killing Andersson but said it was in self-defense because he had attacked her, said officials with the Harris County District Attorney's Office.

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1 First!

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:16 PM (8lmkt)

2 Fifth

Posted by: notachanceinhell at June 13, 2013 05:17 PM (lHbLD)

3 Shit

Posted by: notachanceinhell at June 13, 2013 05:17 PM (lHbLD)

4

By "older sick" people, they mean the Boomers, not the Gen-Xers when they hit that age.

 

That, and eliminate the consequences of Fluke's fucks.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:18 PM (o44nj)

5 I love love the ONT sponsor Maet. What a great pic!

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 05:18 PM (KzHNA)

6

Fifth

 

Posted by: notachanceinhell at June 13, 2013 09:17 PM (lHbLD)

 

You really need to time the downing of the Val-U-Rite better.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:19 PM (o44nj)

7 There's an Hispanic Ace?

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 05:19 PM (HV1RX)

8 Shit

 

Posted by: notachanceinhell at June 13, 2013 09:17 PM (lHbLD)

 

The official CTU term is "DAMMIT!"

Posted by: Jack Bauer at June 13, 2013 05:20 PM (o44nj)

9 A photo pose you will never see of Obama and his beard.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (vV6ck)

10 Stiletto heels

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (/9IC1)

11 Woot early nite thread

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (HVff2)

12

I love love the ONT sponsor Maet. What a great pic!

 

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (KzHNA)

 

Classic Reagan.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (o44nj)

13 Fifth

Why, certainly!  (hands bottle over)

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 05:22 PM (7vimm)

14 Nancy is doing that all wrong.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 13, 2013 05:22 PM (HV1RX)

15 I love that photo of Mr and Mrs Reagan. SO MUCH awwwww! did you see the "kiss-block" between Barry and his Beard? yeah it was like the opposite of this

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 13, 2013 05:22 PM (2up3Q)

16 My hash caught something from the Presidnet!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 13, 2013 05:23 PM (HV1RX)

17 Shit

(Takes bottle back, eyes bottle mouth suspiciously, muttering dark thoughts)

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 05:23 PM (7vimm)

18 Aw, hell with it!  The Royals scored 8 runs . . . in an inning!

(cracks open case, starts handing out fifths to all Morons)

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 05:24 PM (7vimm)

19 90's Greatest Hits, revised to my tastes

1996 - Stupid Girl - Garbage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNPXpehoCM

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:24 PM (/9IC1)

20 20

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 05:24 PM (s/TCI)

21 Ummmm.   The safety not guaranteed ad is from a movie.   A movie about time travel.  A movie about time travel called Safety Not Guaranteed.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 05:25 PM (Gk3SS)

22 12 I love love the ONT sponsor Maet. What a great pic!

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (KzHNA)


Classic Reagan.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 09:21 PM (o44nj) ........................

 

 

Can you imagine the remake with our "and I say that loosely" present occupiers of the WH. He would have a copy of Rules for Radicals in his hand and she would have half a T-bone sticking out the side of her mouth.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 13, 2013 05:25 PM (WgeYS)

23 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 09:25 PM (Gk3SS)

Oh, you saw it too.

/quickest mancard-abandonment in an ONT

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:26 PM (QTHTd)

24 MILF braces for FAP offensive! My day just got better!

Posted by: Model-1066 at June 13, 2013 05:27 PM (36G29)

25 Good evening, all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:27 PM (jIaZt)

26 Reagan pic the best. Early ONT. I got nothing. Well, in Breaking News, it did rain in CLT at rush hour! Pics at 11.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (wR+pz)

27 Public service announcement: srsly.

Try using StartPage dotcom for your home page: they are the most private internet portal available to civilians. They have posted an explanation on that page.

https://startpage.com/

Posted by: Beverly at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (BbBr7)

28 kbdabear's Greatest Hits of the 90s

1993  - Everybody Hurts - R.E.M

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (/9IC1)

29 F'ing ninjas...

They gotta ruin e'rrything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (SX6wc)

30 How's that wrist billy bob?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 05:29 PM (HVff2)

31 Nah, it wouldn't be a T-bone. It would be chicken wings. They love them some chicken wings. You always find the bones littering the parking lot of any Southern Wal-Mart.

Posted by: ALH at June 13, 2013 05:29 PM (MY8tT)

32 StartPage is based in the Netherlands, and they use no tracking cookies and don't cooperate with any govt. entities to report any user data -- they don't collect it. And you can view webpages privately via their IxQuick proxy.

Posted by: Beverly at June 13, 2013 05:29 PM (BbBr7)

33 I have rear-ended Barky and he never seemed to mind.

Posted by: Barney F. at June 13, 2013 05:30 PM (m5Tr1)

34 What songs would you put on the Greatest Hits of the 90s

VH1's list sucked ass, hated half the songs

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:30 PM (/9IC1)

35 Ogabecare is gonna reduce us to the rusty Iron Curtain in no time flat... The good news is the commisars are very bribable

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:30 PM (d9xMe)

36 'evening fellow campers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:30 PM (4Mv1T)

37

#14.. thread winner. 

 

I actually do love that picture of Nancy and Ronnie.  I will never forget when he passed and she leaned over and kissed his coffin.  I cried like a baby.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:30 PM (u25eL)

38 I miss Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 13, 2013 05:31 PM (jucos)

39 Gaaaaaaa! Did anyone look at the picture of that woman at the link under "This turtle is Raaaacist"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

40 1993 - Everybody Hurts - R.E.M

Especially after listening to that song.  And I say that as an (early-era, before the lyrics got intelligible) REM fan.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 05:31 PM (7vimm)

41 Ninjas just stole all our weed.

Posted by: Danny McBride at June 13, 2013 05:31 PM (Aif/5)

42 Wrist? What wrist? I got drugs! Actually, thanks for axing. This fucking cast sucks. Over my elbow. Going to have to go to club to shower, they have a handicap shower with nozzle. Three months of this is going to get old.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:31 PM (wR+pz)

43 Try using StartPage dotcom for your home page: they are the most private internet portal available to civilians. They have posted an explanation on that page. https://startpage.com/ Posted by: Beverly at June 13, 2013 09:28 PM (BbBr7) They have an 'Enhanced by Google' thingy next to the search box. What does that mean?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:32 PM (X6akg)

44 >>>39 Gaaaaaaa! Did anyone look at the picture of that woman at the link under "This turtle is Raaaacist" Yes, and I'm on my 4th drink. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need more. Plus brain bleach. And boner pills.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:33 PM (jIaZt)

45 South Florida question -- all the population projections show heavy continued population growth in Florida. And in South Florida/Miami in particular. But when I look at satellite imagery and maps of South Florida it appears that nearly everything that can be developed has. There's continuous building from the ocean to the everglades. To add more people they have to 1) Build up. More high-rise condos. That's happening along the beach already. 2) Convert the remaining farm land to housing. 3) Build on the edges of the Everglades. The exact limits of the Everglades are arbitrary and could easily be shrunk and have some of the land reclaimed for housing. That's in fact how most of the housing there was created in the first place. Anyway, just wondering. I see how places like Houston and Phoenix can keep adding people. There's huge swaths of privately owned empty land around them. South Florida, not so much. All the empty land is cordoned off by the Feds as magical wetland Everglades. So where will all the new people go? Gotta settle those Syrians somewhere!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 05:33 PM (ZPrif)

46 Anyone tried hush mail? Insty posted this earlier in the week, http://tinyurl.com/dp92d

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:33 PM (wR+pz)

47 Yesterday was the 26th anniversary of Reagan's Brandenburg gate speech.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:33 PM (X6akg)

48 Ho-lee ker fuck! Did the queen bee see the stompy shoes?! I need to go hide somewhere.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 05:34 PM (XFYiQ)

49 >>>Three months of this is going to get old. Posted by: Billy Bob So can I borrow the 930 so it doesn't get stale in your garage? Oh, and be sure to get the cord fixed that you broke on the garage door.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:34 PM (4Mv1T)

50 Gaaaaaaa! Did anyone look at the picture of that woman at the link under "This turtle is Raaaacist" That woman is why I'm sanguine about the foretold End of White People seriously she was horrifyingly exactly how I thought such a person would look and she's an EDUCATOR! awesomeness!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 13, 2013 05:35 PM (2up3Q)

51 18 Aw, hell with it! The Royals scored 8 runs . . . in an inning! (cracks open case, starts handing out fifths to all Morons) Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 09:24 PM (7vimm) Cool! Thanks!

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2013 05:35 PM (sdi6R)

52

Good thing it isn't three months of Summer, BillyBob...wait, nevermind.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 05:35 PM (HV1RX)

53 I liked Time of Your Life and recoiled in horror when I found out it was by Green Day

Then every tv show and graduation ceremony video played it

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:35 PM (/9IC1)

54 49 >>>Three months of this is going to get old. Posted by: Billy Bob So can I borrow the 930 so it doesn't get stale in your garage? Oh, and be sure to get the cord fixed that you broke on the garage door. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:34 PM (4Mv1T) TR just spilled nobility all over the floor.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:36 PM (jIaZt)

55 Son is going to fix cord. 930 is going to be sitting in garage with new battery disconnected till Sept. Driving that fucking with a cast was a little iffy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:36 PM (wR+pz)

56 Actually, thanks for axing. This fucking cast sucks. Over my elbow. Going to have to go to club to shower, they have a handicap shower with nozzle. Three months of this is going to get old. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:31 PM (wR+pz) Go to a hospital supply store (some pharmacies have them). You can buy a doohickey that covers the cast for showering.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:37 PM (X6akg)

57 Three months of this is going to get old. Set up a telescope looking out your back window!

Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at June 13, 2013 05:37 PM (db9ww)

58 Well billy bob at least it wasn't your neck. The summer will be a challenge

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 05:37 PM (HVff2)

59 My son plays HS basketball with a young man with the last name Milford.  Well, the team always screamed MILF when he got the ball and made plays.  The mothers of the team, including Mrs Monkey too to screaming MILF whenever he got the ball as well.  I explained to her what the Acronym stood for and she was HORRIFIED.  Round about game 3 all the MILF screams from the stands stopped.  I cannot believe that a group of 10 or 12 middle age mothers have never heard of this before.  Gobsmacked.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 13, 2013 05:37 PM (jucos)

60 Early ONT??? The hell? Sup windowlickers

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:37 PM (GEICT)

61

Posted by: Buzzion at June 13, 2013 09:21 PM (vV6ck)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 13, 2013 09:22 PM (2up3Q)

 

Are you sure that's a beard?

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:38 PM (o44nj)

62 I miss President Reagan, I mourn THAT America..... "Screw you Ivan we'll BURY YOU"

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:38 PM (d9xMe)

63 Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 05:38 PM (T1005)

64 Hey look, it's the long march through the institutions! I could remake this today, although the details would be different, of course (I'm not calling anyone a Nazi), and it would be just as relevant today. Indoctrination is indoctrination, full stop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G8znIc1zhqc

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2013 05:39 PM (aH+zP)

65

>>  Go to a hospital supply store (some pharmacies have them). You can buy a doohickey that covers the cast for showering.

 

They give those away free with any sub at Subway.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 05:39 PM (HV1RX)

66 Thanks guys, I loved the newspaper humor. BTW, you owe me a keyboard, I just spit beer all over mine from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Cartman's _Evil_Twin at June 13, 2013 05:39 PM (Sedwk)

67 Tami, I tried one on today and it didn't work. They are ordering another kind, but they suggested trash bag and duct tape. Duct tape, what can't it do?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:39 PM (wR+pz)

68 24 bottles of Valu-Rite on the blog,
24 bottles of Valu-Rite.
Take one down, pass it around,
23 bottles of Valu-Rite on the blog . . .

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 05:39 PM (7vimm)

69 59 Truck Monkey, Well TM uh we're not "baseline" here eh?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (d9xMe)

70 BB- You know I'm just effin' with you. Get well soon. Oh, and er, uh, Mike Hammer and I want to drive to your place to shoot the new Luger. We'll need some 9MM, too.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (4Mv1T)

71

BCochran..you just never know with Maet.  Last night I waited and waited and finally posted about my little drama and sure as shit, 2 minutes later the ONT is up. 

 

Not bitching Maet.. we love you!

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (u25eL)

72 God hates

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (2Sno5)

73 Some more of what I consider the best 90s songs

Possession - Sarah McLachlan
Come to My Window - Melissa Etheridge
The World I Know - Collective Soul
Love Will Keep Us Alive - The Eagles
Linger - The Cranberries
Dreaming of You - Selena
Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
Shadowboxer - Fiona Apple
I Was Meant for You - Jewel

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (/9IC1)

74 >>I cannot believe that a group of 10 or 12 middle age mothers have never heard of this before. I can guaran-damn-tee you the players knew exactly what they were saying.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (jIaZt)

75 Duct tape, what can't it do? Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz) Blowjobs. But other than that, it's money.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

76 Hey my fellow babies. Just checking in to wish you a good night. Pleasant dreams, keep the faith an ay our wonderful folks in the military mutiny. Shalom, y'all. Capisce?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (+98Gb)

77 Loved the headlines, Maet. Thank you! Needed a laugh.

I can vouch for the going to private clinic story re: free healthcare in UK. In Scotland, a country I love, upon arrival I had a plague caught on board plane and grown in petri dish of sinus. Granted, I was an alien in a foreign land. Helpful hotel told me to call NHS number. It was answered by a pleasant Scot lass who took my information. I am an old and cranky US nurse. I thought "wonderful! They triage over phone! Eleventy! She told me a "consultant" would be calling me. Great! Two hours later someone called me with four numbers for "public" health clinics (why they could not give me this with first call, do not know, but was polite American and desperate). I was told, however, as it was Friday I would probably not get in, but to not come to ER of hospital until after 6pm (I wonder now what would have happened if I had shown up? I guess I would have waited in hard plastic chair vs hotel room until the magic hour). I call the four numbers. Sho' nuff, all filled. Last person then told me of "private" clinic. They all, public and private, charge a flat fee for aliens like me. Private clinic doubled cost, but I did not care. I saw a doc who treated me for 1/2 hour. It cost, out of pocket, the equivalent of $300 US dollars. The medications were cheaper than here, however. Anyway, if you get sick in UK ask for private clinic and get it over with, as it will not be free. After I was told I was not going to die (although she did not hear "The Cough" of the century, which may have been SARS as it happened the next day and grew in phases), I went to a few castles in the cold rain and, hello! I was on vacation and no way staying in bed longer than half a day. We are hoping our insurance will cover a portion of the "out of network" expense. Message: do not get sick, ever, especially overseas. This lingers for a month, whatever "it" is and gave my son "walking pneumonia." We think it was some type of test of plague ships. I have antibodies!

Good night. Prepare for camps!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:41 PM (baL2B)

78 Sup windowlickersPosted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 09:37 PM (GEICT)
Could be worse.
Could be an eyeball licker.
.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2013 05:41 PM (626ZI)

79 okay, kbdabear just nuked his mancard from orbit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:41 PM (QTHTd)

80 God awful list of music you got there, kda.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 05:41 PM (HV1RX)

81

My son plays HS basketball with a young man with the last name Milford. Well, the team always screamed MILF when he got the ball and made plays. The mothers of the team, including Mrs Monkey too to screaming MILF whenever he got the ball as well. I explained to her what the Acronym stood for and she was HORRIFIED. Round about game 3 all the MILF screams from the stands stopped. I cannot believe that a group of 10 or 12 middle age mothers have never heard of this before. Gobsmacked.

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 13, 2013 09:37 PM (jucos)

 

Just another case of a nice wholesome term perverted by the pursuit of boffed cookies no matter the flavor.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:41 PM (o44nj)

82 haha, sorry about the first-y thing, it was a simple twist of fate.  How y'all doin' this fine Friday eve?  So excited that we're gonna wade into Syria??  Srsly, wtf is wrong with these assholes?  birm

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:42 PM (8lmkt)

83 I'm 18 by Alice Cooper should be the #1 HS graduation song.

Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 05:42 PM (RZwdH)

84 They give those away free with any sub at Subway. Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 09:39 PM (HV1RX) Hahaha! Yeah, that just might work....and ya get a sammich.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:42 PM (X6akg)

85 Could be worse. Could be an eyeball licker. . Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2013 09:41 PM (626ZI) I saw that. The fuck? You're bored so you lick each others eyes??? Kid, you're fucking doing it wrong.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

86 The 1990s (excepting Nirvana) were a wasteland. Awful, awful crap that decade. Worse than the 1970s. Maybe worse than the 770s under Caliph Mansur when they didn't allow music

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:43 PM (QTHTd)

87 >>>okay, kbdabear just nuked his mancard from orbit Posted by: boulder toilet hobo ----------------------------- Nah. Trying to get laid at the HQ.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:43 PM (4Mv1T)

88

24 bottles of Valu-Rite on the blog,
24 bottles of Valu-Rite.
Take one down, pass it around,
23 bottles of Valu-Rite on the blog . . .

 

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 09:39 PM (7vimm)

 

We're going to need more and bigger bottles of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Chief Brody at June 13, 2013 05:43 PM (o44nj)

89 The hell kbda? Did your penis crawl up inside your vagina? *other than Friends In Low Places **GB kicks ass

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:43 PM (GEICT)

90 >>Duct tape, what can't it do? A man only needs two tools: duct tape and wd-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape. If it should move and doesn't, use the wd-40. If that doesn't solve it, you have an electrical problem.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:43 PM (jIaZt)

91 God hates us all, his good books words say as much

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 05:43 PM (2Sno5)

92 kda.. I'll take anything by the Cranberries.  Saw them live.  They were awesome.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (u25eL)

93 Please do not speak of eyeball tasting on a night after i've been playing "dead space"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (QTHTd)

94 I'm 18 by Alice Cooper

epic, epic fuckin' tune, waldo . . . I had it on 8-track in my Volvo back in the early 70s.  turn it up!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

95 80 God awful list of music you got there, kda. Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 09:41 PM (HV1RX) Amen Garrett, ugh yucky

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (HVff2)

96 >>>I'm 18 by Alice Cooper should be the #1 HS graduation song. Posted by: waldo ----------------------------------- Uh Uh. "School's Out"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (4Mv1T)

97 Hi peaches! how was your day ?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (QTHTd)

98 We're going to need more and bigger bottles of Valu-Rite.

Hey, I bought the first case . . . what happens from here is anyone's guess.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 13, 2013 05:44 PM (7vimm)

99 #82  Hi,  Peaches.  My curtent theory is that Obama is either trying to destroy the entire civilized world OR he just does stuff he saw in the movies,  figuring that is how presidents act.

One choice is sinister and malevolent;  the other is like having Jerry Lewis do a Shakespeare production.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 05:45 PM (GoIUi)

100 91 God hates us all, his good books words say as much Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 09:43 PM (2Sno5) Actually, the exact opposite. "For God so loved the world.."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:45 PM (GEICT)

101

boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 09:43 PM (QTHTd)

 

WORD!  specially that part about the 70s.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 05:45 PM (XFYiQ)

102 67 Tami, I tried one on today and it didn't work. They are ordering another kind, but they suggested trash bag and duct tape. Duct tape, what can't it do? Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz) Why didn't it work? We all should start hoarding duct tape....for the camps.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:45 PM (X6akg)

103 I like guitar with a smite of words in my songs

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 05:45 PM (2Sno5)

104 If the frog had wings, he would'nt bump his ass when he jumpt.

Posted by: Ratts Alley at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (7yx0r)

105 Pics of the Day: So, You Think Your Job Sucks???

(scroll down for newspaper ad)

http://tinyurl.com/kljvmuh

Posted by: Predictable History at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (YK5V9)

106 Whoa.  Just saw that Barakhenaten authorized weapons shipments to Syrian Rebels, via WeaselZippers.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (HV1RX)

107 Oh you guys.. leave poor kda alone.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (u25eL)

108 >>I saw that. The fuck? You're bored so you lick each others eyes??? Right? "hey honey, I'm bored with licking your tits and your snatch, let me get a piece of that hot eyeball action"

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (jIaZt)

109 73 Some more of what I consider the best 90s songs Possession - Sarah McLachlan Come to My Window - Melissa Etheridge The World I Know - Collective Soul Love Will Keep Us Alive - The Eagles Linger - The Cranberries Dreaming of You - Selena Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks Shadowboxer - Fiona Apple I Was Meant for You - Jewel Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 09:40 PM (/9IC1) Not a bad list, even though the 90s is a bit after my time. How about "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star?

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (sdi6R)

110 BC, psst - raykon

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (QTHTd)

111 Hi peaches! how was your day ?

Just fuckin' ducky, bth, and you?

just listening to Alice Cooper right now, about to start boppin' and head-bangin' . . . so unseemly for a woman my age! 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

112 Two Trolls. Twice the fun. Like a Doublemint ad.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (4Mv1T)

113 Good night. Prepare for camps! Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 09:41 PM (baL2B) This is why my doop kit is a pharmacy. I carry just about every conceivable drug needed for any fucking thing. It hard to get the Eagle Scout out of me. I use to be an EMT too, so I can figure most shit out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (wR+pz)

114 BC, you know you're arguing with raykon, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (jIaZt)

115 >>>I'm 18 by Alice Cooper should be the #1 HS graduation song. Posted by: waldo
-----------------------------------

Uh Uh.

"School's Out"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:44 PM (4Mv1T)

 

It's a double-shot graduation.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (o44nj)

116 39 Gaaaaaaa! Did anyone look at the picture of that woman at the link under "This turtle is Raaaacist"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 09:31 PM (aDwsi)



That was a woman? I thought it was an ad for Dr. Who.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (T1005)

117 Miss Marple, that's if you believe Barry is calling the shots, which I don't.  Ferret Jarrett is running the show.  So... it begs the question.  Why?

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (u25eL)

118 #21

The movie was inspired by a real life incident involving an ad as shown.

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 05:47 PM (kcfmt)

119

Literacy picking up? 

 

Heh, my mom taught me how to spell Mississippi when I was six years old.  Sumpin' like this: 

 

Em

eye

crooked letter

crooked letter

eye

crooked letter

crooked letter

eye

humpback

humpback

eye!

 

 

 

Good evening ladies and gentlemens.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 05:48 PM (pxDth)

120 stevegg and MollyK yeah, me too. what you both said.

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 05:48 PM (0PiQ4)

121 BC, you know you're arguing with raykon, right? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 09:47 PM (jIaZt)


Do it again!   Do it again!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 05:48 PM (Gk3SS)

122 114 BC, you know you're arguing with raykon, right? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 09:47 PM (jIaZt) I know it's a troll. The religious stupidity always annoys me though. And yeah, "eye" is about the last thing on a woman I'd want to lick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

123 @102 Too tight. It was for swimming. Shit we punctured it trying to put it on. Sales lady said it was worthless.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:48 PM (wR+pz)

124 83 I'm 18 by Alice Cooper should be the #1 HS graduation song. Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 09:42 PM (RZwdH) And "Highway to Hell" makes a terrific wedding tune. Sure beats "Color My World" and "We've Only Just Begun (to grow apart)".

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:48 PM (+98Gb)

125 Do it again! Do it again! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 09:48 PM (Gk3SS) *struts*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:49 PM (GEICT)

126 Okay, just segued into No More Mr. Nice Guy . . . maybe Ted Cruz can use this at the '16 GOP convention.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:49 PM (8lmkt)

127 Overnight open thread leaves local man dazed and confused as morning dawns...!

Posted by: KG at June 13, 2013 05:49 PM (MziYW)

128 #99

Jerry Lewis is actually a competent actor when called upon to be. Check out his role in the old Wiseguy TV series.

Obama... not so much.

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 05:50 PM (kcfmt)

129 So, it turns out kbdabear is a lesbian. When have we ever discriminated against lesbians here at aoshq?

Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 05:50 PM (RZwdH)

130 God says we should kill our children for back talk...

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 05:50 PM (2Sno5)

131 I still remember getting an Intel brief on the MILF back on deployment many moons ago and the briefer said: "Last night Filipino forces pounded the MILF." I had to explain to the skipper why everyone busted out laughing. Poor briefer never said MILF again. Always said the full name.

Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 05:50 PM (dKV5k)

132 And yeah, "eye" is about the last thing on a woman I'd want to lick. -------------------------------------- It's some new Jap fettish that includes spreading Pink Eye like a Colorado brush fire.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)

133 117 Jewell's 45, I think Donkey wanted the added security of Black Democratonium to finish the nation off so they allowed the Chicago gang to pop the DLC choice..... The guys to blame for the death of the Republic are the RINOs and "MODERATE Dems"..... Evan Bayh and the union donk empowered the Muslim brothrhood and commie wings

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:51 PM (d9xMe)

134 126 Okay, just segued into No More Mr. Nice Guy . . . maybe Ted Cruz can use this at the '16 GOP convention. Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 09:49 PM (8lmkt) I still say this would have been perfect for the Romney campaign. http://youtu.be/guG9cVs3ms4 But alas...Stupid Party.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

135 Afghanistan's parliament has rejected a measure that would have barred men from marrying girls younger than 16, saying the proposal ran counter to Islamic ideology. The measure also would have banned “baad, [the] traditional practice of buying or selling women to settle disputes,” and outlawed criminal charges being imposed on rape victims, Breitbart reported. Rape victims in Afghanistan often are charged with fornication or adultery.

Posted by: sound awake at June 13, 2013 05:51 PM (ZjfK8)

136 Duct tape? I carry a roll in every car. Son discovered a roll makes a great cup holder. Just put it on carpet, it's sticky and will stay. Center of roll exactly fits a cup. What can't it do?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:51 PM (wR+pz)

137 Sure, music in the 90's sucked. But for the love of God, music today is hideously bad. Stab-An-Icepick-Into-My-Ears bad. When boy bands rip off the songs of other boy bands, it's time for SMOD.

Posted by: grognard at June 13, 2013 05:52 PM (szNs2)

138 Too tight. It was for swimming. Shit we punctured it trying to put it on. Sales lady said it was worthless. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:48 PM (wR+pz) How about this one.....it's at Walmart? http://tinyurl.com/kfmkfw4

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:52 PM (X6akg)

139 I'm a ninja and I'm here to steal your weed. Hiyah!!!

Posted by: Raykon! at June 13, 2013 05:52 PM (Aif/5)

140 #109

What? I thought the song was 'Stare at my shoes.'

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 05:52 PM (kcfmt)

141 It's some new Jap fettish that includes spreading Pink Eye like a Colorado brush fire. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:50 PM (4Mv1T) Ummmmmm......I was under the impression that pink eye was the result of bacteria from fecal matter getting in the eye. Am I mistaken? Cause if not.......

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)

142 Driving that fucking with a cast was a little iffy. Posted by: Billy Bob,
------------

Can be there first thing in the a.m. to chauffeur. Bonus, familiar with Charlotte

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

143 oh, and from there we go to Mississippi Queen and I see the full version of Foghat's Slow Ride is on deck.  Waldo, I am forever in your debt for pulling my day out of the shitter. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:53 PM (8lmkt)

144 @138 That's the one she ordered.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:53 PM (wR+pz)

145 It hard to get the Eagle Scout out of me. I use to be an EMT too, so I can figure most shit out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:47 PM (wR+pz)


Between us we had it all...except for antibiotics. I almost had a rx after I got home to prepare for the future... but then got worse and had to take the poison levaquin. It took three different abx to wipe this out. Doc here says Scot's doc did not have me on strong enough dosage...great, huh? Anyway, I had plans for the rx he gave me here but had to take it. Next time I am going to wear a mask like the Japanese tourists who I used to laugh at. No more! The air on a jet for nine hours is just like sticking your head in a port-o-potty and breathing deeply. I would be the dead woman they all thought was sleeping if I went to Australia for seventeen hundred hours. I really should have my own private jet like Angelina, with moistened air of Evian water vapor. Good night!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:53 PM (baL2B)

146 Rupert Murdoch is divorcing his wife Wendi.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2013 05:53 PM (V1ZIU)

147 Can't say I disagree Esteban.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:54 PM (u25eL)

148 The measure also would have banned “baad, [the] traditional practice of buying or selling women to settle disputes,”

As opposed to baaad with three a's. These distinctions matter in a language as sophisticated as Pashto.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 05:54 PM (QTHTd)

149 That's the one she ordered. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:53 PM (wR+pz) Ah, good.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:54 PM (X6akg)

150 'scuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: fluffy removes a sock at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (z9HTb)

151 100 BC1981, Yup...I will never grasp why they feel the need to besmirch my faith while sucking off I'm a dinner jackets

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (d9xMe)

152 Geeze..., just got a link today from bro-in-law re E.W. Jackson speech last month. Any Virginia folk in here tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (aDwsi)

153 Rupert Murdoch is divorcing his wife Wendi.

That was my favorite story of the day, Dack.  He's 82, she's 44.  He's got all the goodies sewed up tight. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

154 Love love love the Reagan picture. Now he was a great president! I cried watching his funeral on TV.

Posted by: jmel at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (9tSXa)

155 "Mississippi Queen" What a great song. When I was 15 I thought it was, "Miss, Miss , McQueen"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (4Mv1T)

156 Walmart has wasted no time in offering bundles on game console not due for release for several months.

http://tinyurl.com/lzbu79w

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (kcfmt)

157 BTW.. that ad about the guy who wants someone to go back in time with him reminds of a book I just re-read called Replay.  Great book if you are looking for something to read.  It's been out several years but I think Amazon has it in paperback.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:55 PM (u25eL)

158 154 Love love love the Reagan picture. Now he was a great president! I cried watching his funeral on TV. Posted by: jmel at June 13, 2013 09:55 PM (9tSXa) I was there for the processional.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (2Sno5)

160  Wrist? What wrist? I got drugs!

Actually, thanks for axing. This fucking cast sucks. Over my elbow. Going to have to go to club to shower, they have a handicap shower with nozzle.

Three months of this is going to get old.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:31 PM (wR+pz) .....................

 

 

For 60 bucks or so you can buy a hand held shower nozzle, if it's your dominate hand that is in the cast you can always as you wife for help!

Posted by: Molly k. at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (WgeYS)

161

 pink eye was the result of bacteria from fecal matter getting in the eye. Am I mistaken?

*****

 

Um,  yes. Yes you are.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (pxDth)

162 hi all
love the Reagan pic
*sniff* I miss Reagan

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (9GG/0)

163 I remember Donald Sutherland licking Julie Christie's arm pit in Don't Look Now. At least she was shaved...

Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (RZwdH)

164 No Stop Signs..Speed Limits...

Posted by: Ratts Alley at June 13, 2013 05:56 PM (7yx0r)

165 Can be there first thing in the a.m. to chauffeur. Bonus, familiar with Charlotte Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 09:52 PM (aDwsi) I get car sick in it if I am not driving it. Really, it turns to tight and of course, shifting out of second at 80, is OK IF I am driving, if not, I am puking. That is the real shift point on the fucker, third is 130. Fourth? no more shifting. When that turbo kicks in, it will fucking scare the shit out of you.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:57 PM (wR+pz)

166 146 Rupert Murdoch is divorcing his wife Wendi.

Guessing she found a better hump in a democrat

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 05:57 PM (2Sno5)

167 TR, I saw Leslie West {ampersand} Mountain at Howard Stein's Capitol Theater in Portchester, NY sometime between '69 and '71, as well as many other monster acts, a lot of whom I actually remember.  Kind of remarkable, all things considered, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

168 Ace linked to a guy on Twitter who had a funny article on what he considered the absolutely worst song of the 90s

The song of course was "What's Going On" by 4 non blondes

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 05:57 PM (/9IC1)

169 Um, yes. Yes you are. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 09:56 PM (pxDth) Why did I think that??? Oh shit. I just remembered where I heard that. Nvrmind. Should have known better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

170 166 Jeb, Or he wanted a newer bike... Sigh the rich

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:58 PM (d9xMe)

171 *struts* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT)


Troll busting is what women want, after all.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

172 >>>Ummmmmm......I was under the impression that pink eye was the result of bacteria from fecal matter getting in the eye. Am I mistaken? ATE. It's the ATM of the 21st century.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 05:58 PM (jIaZt)

173 I get car sick in it if I am not driving it. Really, it turns to tight and of course, shifting out of second at 80, is OK IF I am driving, if not, I am puking.

That is the real shift point on the fucker, third is 130. Fourth? no more shifting. When that turbo kicks in, it will fucking scare the shit out of you. Posted by: Billy Bob
-----------------

No sweat..., I'll wear a rain suit or something. Life begins at 140.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 05:59 PM (aDwsi)

174
It's some new Jap fettish that includes spreading Pink Eye like a Colorado brush fire.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:50 PM (4Mv1T)


In junior high and HS there was a rumor that you could loosen girls up if you licked their ears! I nearly knocked the guy out of the car at the drive-in over this one. Let's just say I did not date much in HS due to the wrestling matches and I did not have time for that. I stayed home and watched TV or read a book...and it was not for lack of being asked. #ChristyBlinkywasquitethesnobinherprime

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:59 PM (baL2B)

175 Ummmmmm......I was under the impression that pink eye was the result of bacteria from fecal matter getting in the eye. Am I mistaken? Cause if not....... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT) I suppose that's possible but not the reason I've ever heard. Pink eye can be a viral or bacterial infection.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:59 PM (X6akg)

176 @145 I carry a z pack and klefflex, sp?. I am allergic to Penicillin, use to carry sulfur.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:59 PM (wR+pz)

177 The Left still give the majority of the credit for ending the Cold War and the down fall of the Soviet Union to Map Head. The left are some sick , narsarcisstic, delusional and ignorant Satan barbed cock holders.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2013 05:59 PM (nETWY)

178 Alright! I'm done shopping for DCs Christmas present already! http://tinyurl.com/koybgwo

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (aH+zP)

179 that ad about the guy who wants someone to go back in time with him


Wasn't that the premise for a movie or something?

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (z9HTb)

180 When that turbo kicks in, it will fucking scare the shit out of you. Posted by: Billy Bob Have an old acquaintance in Spartanburg who's wife was a German flight attendant, which facilitated his European used car biz. First time he drove a 930, he said. "This thing is a fucking death trap." Scared even him , and he sold Ferraris.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (4Mv1T)

181 Pink eye can be a viral or bacterial infection.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2013 09:59 PM (X6akg)


Also, allergic conjunctivitis.  Definitely not about poop in the peepers, as far as I know. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

182 Why did I think that??? That unfunny 'comedy' with Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Heigl?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (db9ww)

183
How about "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star? Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2013 09:46 PM

I liked their song "Into Dust"

So because I'm not into songs played at the decibel level of a building falling down with screaming like they're getting a prostate exam on stage that makes me somewhat ghey?

I see ... excuse me while I tweet Empire of Jeff about our favorite show tunes

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (/9IC1)

184 Pink eye is a symptom, not a specific virus or bacterium.

Like pneumonia.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:00 PM (QTHTd)

185 153 Rupert Murdoch is divorcing his wife Wendi.

That was my favorite story of the day, Dack. He's 82, she's 44. He's got all the goodies sewed up tight.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 09:55 PM (8lmkt)



I was rather surprised, after she went all offense on the guy attacking him.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 06:01 PM (T1005)

186 Troll busting is what women want, after all. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS) Lol. So I went to the doc this afternoon. (BEFORE I was ridiculously sick! Be proud!) I've got a viral upper respiratory infection. The crud. Which sucks cause there's nothing to fix it. However, the doc wrote the rx for the awesome cough syrup with codeine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

187 155 "Mississippi Queen"

What a great song.

When I was 15 I thought it was,
"Miss, Miss , McQueen"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T)


I can vouch for the fact that we Mississippi girls liked it! Of course, Southern rock was the best!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:01 PM (baL2B)

188 Katherine Heigl. Why did I think Elizabeth? Elizabeth Banks, probably.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 13, 2013 06:01 PM (db9ww)

189 Comon, sex with limp old scraggly balanced but fair was getting old.

God made it that way, its His fault..

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:01 PM (2Sno5)

190 No sweat..., I'll wear a rain suit or something. Life begins at 140. Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 09:59 PM (aDwsi) The most amazing thing about the car? The brakes. That fucker will stop ASAP.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:02 PM (wR+pz)

191 In junior high and HS there was a rumor that you could loosen girls up if you licked their ears! -------------------------------------------------- This was not a rumor in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)

192 So, to regain my mancard I should just copy and paste Metallica's catalog?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:02 PM (/9IC1)

193

Been thinking on this today....

 

Congress can Pass no Ex Post Facto Law.  Now we normally think of that as they can't pass a Law after you do the deed, and hold you liable for it.

 

Now the question is, as Congress does NOT have a Constitutional Amnesty Power... how can they pass an Ex Post Facto law saying that those who already Broke the Law... did not?

 

Now... Illegal Aliens have already broken a Law... with an already Set Penalty...

 

Heck... the Supremes just said that you can't hold someone to New Sentencing Guidelines if they commited the crime before they were set....

 

So, how CAN Congress pass an Amnesty? or will they just not care about the Constitution, and call it a Tax?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 06:02 PM (lZBBB)

194 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)

195 119 Literacy picking up? Heh, my mom taught me how to spell Mississippi when I was six years old. Sumpin' like this: Em eye crooked letter crooked letter eye crooked letter crooked letter eye humpback humpback eye! Mississippi! Floating down to New Orleans... My dad would sing this. Is it a song, or just a dad thing?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (aH+zP)

196 >>Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2013 10:00 PM That's fine and all. I mean, it's not hookers and blow, but it'll do.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (jIaZt)

197 192 So, to regain my mancard I should just copy and paste Metallica's catalog? Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 10:02 PM (/9IC1) But then you'd have to cut your hair and become a hypocritical douchebag.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

198 184 Pink eye is a symptom, not a specific virus or bacterium.

Like pneumonia.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 10:00 PM (QTHTd)


Yep. Typically bacterial. You get from upper respiratory crud or even contact lenses. I knew people who used to moisten their hard contacts with their saliva! Gross. As a wee lass I got pick eye and woke up with either one eye or both glued shut. I screamed like a banshee as I thought I had gone blind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (baL2B)

199 I posted Garbage's "Stupid Girl"

Any moron who didn't fap to Shirley Manson has some nerve grabbing my man card

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (/9IC1)

200 I've been snorting baking soda and Benadryl again. Apologies in advance.

Posted by: Raykon at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (Aif/5)

201 Good 90's song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 06:03 PM (9GG/0)

202 I'm done shopping for DCs Christmas present already!


Everything you need in one place.

Posted by: Red Greene at June 13, 2013 06:04 PM (z9HTb)

203 I see ... excuse me while I tweet Empire of Jeff about our favorite show tunes. KDB Ok, I'm sorry for picking on your tunes KDB. Your stuff is just too syrupy for me.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:04 PM (HVff2)

204 Hello, Horde. Here's my random list of 90s songs I like so you can tell me how much I suck. Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Everything But The Girl - "Missing" Santana - "Smooth" Proclaimers - "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" Coolio - "Gangsta's Paradise" U2 - "Mysterious Ways" Soul Asylum - "Runaway Train" Gin Blossoms - "Hey Jealousy" Stereo MCs - "Connected" Counting Crows - "Mr. Jones"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:04 PM (5J54Q)

205 So, how CAN Congress pass an Amnesty? or will they just not care about the Constitution, and call it a Tax? Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 10:02 PM (lZBBB) I dunno. As soon as Obama signs it, it's a pardon?

Posted by: grognard at June 13, 2013 06:05 PM (szNs2)

206 21 Ummmm. The safety not guaranteed ad is from a movie. A movie about time travel. A movie about time travel called Safety Not Guaranteed. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 09:25 PM (Gk3SS) Atc, I don't wanna be on the receiving end of stompy boots, but it's not from the movie. The movie took the ad as an inspiration. It's an old old old internet meme, that is apparently from a real want ad.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 13, 2013 06:05 PM (X4HxX)

207 >>However, the doc wrote the rx for the awesome cough syrup with codeine. Sharing is caring, Oh Mr. Marginally Sober Chairman

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:05 PM (jIaZt)

208 First time he drove a 930, he said. "This thing is a fucking death trap." Scared even him , and he sold Ferraris. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 10:00 PM (4Mv1T) I had a friend that was killed in a 930 when the turbo kicked in on a curve and there was too much power to keep the rear end down. Hit a tree.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:05 PM (wR+pz)

209 U2
Seal
CC

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:05 PM (2Sno5)

210 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/safety-not-guaranteed For your enjoyment.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (X4HxX)

211 I've got a viral upper respiratory infection. The crud. Which sucks cause there's nothing to fix it. However, the doc wrote the rx for the awesome cough syrup with codeine. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 10:01 PM (GEICT) Let us know when the pink elephants show up.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (5J54Q)

212 Of course, Southern rock was the best!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:01 PM (baL2B)


Ah, crap, now I have to go listen to Eat a Peach! 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

213 I liked "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls

Not that it was a great song, it's that the chick singing it in the video was a total babe with big boobehs

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (/9IC1)

214 TR, you know my 930 is a Slant nose, right? One of 114.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (wR+pz)

215

my mom taught me how to spell Mississippi when I was six years old.

 

*****

 

 

Actually, my conscience compels me to come clean.  My mother did teach me this.  But I was twenty  six years old.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (pxDth)

216 Of course, Southern rock was the best!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants

 

I heard an interview on the radio about the genesis of Skynards "Gimme 3 steps..." That was some damn funny stuff and the only time outside the Corps that I've heard the term 'assholes and elbows' used to describe being in a hurry.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (4z+35)

217 What. No love for Alice in Chains? That VA Lt. Governor candidate's speech was awesome! I wish there were more like him!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (XyrkB)

218 Puppehs and kittehs who fall asleep in their food bowls because they are just that darn tired: http://goo.gl/CxYDS

Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (RZwdH)

219 Sharing is caring, Oh Mr. Marginally Sober Chairman Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:05 PM (jIaZt) DC, I love you like a brother. You are my Club Brother, but if you reach for the syrup, you're pulling back a nub. And I totally miss Marginally Honorable. I liked that one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

220 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:01 PM (baL2B)

Where in Mississippi?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (U22Yw)

221 #206

Also served as the inspiration for a CSI:NY episode, which included the 'time machine' making TARDIS noises.

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (kcfmt)

222 Of course, we all know the real reason for this. it's meant to force healthy young people to subsidize healthcare for older sicker people.

Convene the death panels.

Posted by: Obamacare Administrator at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (uLzrM)

223 Mississippi! Floating down to New Orleans... My dad would sing this. Is it a song, or just a dad thing? Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2013 10:03 PM (aH+zP) Back in the 50's Gary US Bonds had a song titled New Orleans that included the lyrics "Down the Mississippi, Down to New Orleans." Could that be it?

Posted by: Vendette at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (iXuYG)

224 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 10:02 PM Good point. This is kinda like Ex Post Facto in reverse...it was illegal when you did it, so we're going to make it legal retroactively. I think you're on to something, Romeo13

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (JMmQ9)

225 I've got a viral upper respiratory infection. The crud. Which sucks cause there's nothing to fix it. However, the doc wrote the rx for the awesome cough syrup with codeine.

Posted by: BCochran
--------------------------------------
An' my belly is craving, I got shakin' in my head
I feel like I'm dyin' an' I wish I were dead
If I lived till tomorrow it's gonna be a long time
For I'll reel and I'll fall and rise on codine
An' it's real, an' it's real, one more time

When I was a young man I learned not to care
Wild whiskey, confronted I often did swear
My mother and father said whiskey is a curse
But the fate of their baby is many times worse
An' it's real, an' it's real, one more time

You'll forget your woman, you'll forget about man
Try it just once, an' you'll try it again
It's sometimes you wonder and it's sometimes you think
That I'm a-living my life with abandon to drink
An' it's real, an' it's real, one more time

Stay away from the cities, stay away from the towns
Stay away from the men pushin' the codine around
Stay away from the stores where the remedy is found
I will live a few days as a slave to codine
An' it's real, an' it's real, one more time

Posted by: Donovan at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (aDwsi)

226 Radio Head

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (2Sno5)

227 I dunno. As soon as Obama signs it, it's a pardon?

 

 

Posted by: grognard at June 13, 2013 10:05 PM (szNs2)

 

 

Pardons have to be individual don't they?  Can the President Pardon an entire Class of People?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 06:07 PM (lZBBB)

228

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (KzHNA)

 

Agreed. That casual-but-constant contact is sweet to see, and as others have already mentioned, the exact opposite of the behavior of our current occupant. In fact, I use pictures of O and Mooch to demonstrate to my kids how to tell when people don't like eachother.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at June 13, 2013 06:08 PM (lVb7s)

229 Capt WB that's a better set list

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:08 PM (HVff2)

230 "Afghanistan's parliament has rejected a measure .... The measure also would have banned “baad, [the] traditional practice of buying or selling women to settle disputes,” and outlawed criminal charges being imposed on rape victims, Breitbart reported. Rape victims in Afghanistan often are charged with fornication or adultery. " But do they get free birth control?

Posted by: Sandra the Slut Fluke at June 13, 2013 06:08 PM (B/El2)

231 OMG, my Youtube path led me to George Carlin on the Global Warming Scam.  Very funny, highly recommended. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (8lmkt)

232 happy when it rains - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9ohRa4

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (QTHTd)

233 226 Radio Head Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (2Sno5) Yep. The guys who provided the theme song for my love life since 2005. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (5J54Q)

234 OK mancard morons, admit you didn't fap to Jewel in the video for "You Were Meant For Me"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGj77BrEgj4

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (/9IC1)

235 However, the doc wrote the rx for the awesome cough syrup with codeine. Oh, you should be a LOT of fun next week.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (LGWAS)

236 The Inquisitr tells us that a predictably inevitable step in the leftist agenda has arrived in Europe. Standing up while urinating may soon be illegal for men in Europe. Male representatives on the Sormland County Council and the Left Party are pushing for “sitting only” public restrooms. Exactly how the self-avowed socialist and feminist political party plans on enforcing the allegedly more sanitary restroom habits of males remains to be seen. Supporters of the law against standing while urinating also believe that male health will be bolstered when urinating while sitting on a toilet so the bladder empties more effectively, according to the Huffington Post.

Posted by: sound awake at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (ZjfK8)

237 Pardons have to be individual don't they? Can the President Pardon an entire Class of People? Posted by: Romeo13
-------------------

Yes indeedy..., I pardoned 10,000 deserters

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 13, 2013 06:09 PM (aDwsi)

238 I enjoy giving myself head with my Walkman radio. You wouldn't think a grown man's penis would fit in the headphone jack but it does!

Posted by: Herbert Anushumper at June 13, 2013 06:10 PM (Aif/5)

239 Good night,  everyone!

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 06:10 PM (GoIUi)

240 Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 10:06 PM (/9IC1) I think she just died.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2013 06:10 PM (pJB7q)

241 TR, you know my 930 is a Slant nose, right? One of 114. Most excellent! And you drive it? When I am broke after educating my kids, can I live in your basement? I'll wash your cars for free, if I can drive them to get gas, and oil chances.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:10 PM (4Mv1T)

242 Here's a 90s song for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 06:10 PM (z9HTb)

243 fluffy.. probably been done several times.  The book is really good though if you like to read.  It's actually about a guy who "dies" and when he wakes up he's back in college and looks like he did in college, but he remembers everything up until he "died".  He actually ends up dying several times, and keeps trying to change history with the predictable results.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (u25eL)

244 Well nighto all Ms10077 graduates phase 1 tomorrow... I'm gonna go buy a blues brothers outfit to wear to the ceremony...... Happy times upon you, Sven

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (d9xMe)

245

Wasn't this one was it?

 

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (pxDth)

246 So I went to the doc this afternoon. (BEFORE I was ridiculously sick! Be proud!)


Why would I be proud of you just point blank lying like that?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (Gk3SS)

247 >>And I totally miss Marginally Honorable. I liked that one. I'm sure you did. But it's been fixed for accuracy. And by the by, after your third shot of that cough syrup mixed with some red stag, I could walk off with the bottle, your car and the dirty pics of your wife that you think we don't know about with nary a complaint from you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (jIaZt)

248 233 226 Radio Head
Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (2Sno5)


Yep. The guys who provided the theme song for my love life since 2005.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 10:09 PM

Great song ... can I have my card back?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (/9IC1)

249 TR, mine is silver, 23K on it. This one is black, but same year 87. http://tinyurl.com/7kpbpzg

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (wR+pz)

250 229 Capt WB that's a better set list Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 10:08 PM (HVff2) Thanks. A couple of those (Nirvana, Coolio) I didn't like until the 90s were over. People change, tastes change...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:11 PM (5J54Q)

251 Waldo, I am forever in your debt for pulling my day out of the shitter. Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 09:53 PM (8lmkt) Yikes! I guess it doesn't take much to put you in a good mood.

Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 06:12 PM (RZwdH)

252 Good night Miss Marple.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 06:12 PM (u25eL)

253 True story about the word "Mississippi" land of my home.

In an university interview I think there was a question regarding "time management" for someone's thesis for graduate school in nursing. I was asked to draw a line for one minute, given a pencil and paper, and to let her know when the minute was up. Being the Redneck Queen from Mississippi, I thought, "Ok" and counted "one-Mississippi...to 60 Mississippi." The person interviewing me was blown away, y'all. I must have timed it 59.99999 seconds or something. She brought in other professors to look at my time! I was a genius! Possibly the only time in my life. My husband gets a kick out of this as I cannot find "x" if there is math involved, and "genius" is not typically what people think of about me. I was accepted by the university but ended up at another school due this one requiring "chemistry for nurses" when I had sweated bullets in pre-med chem and they would not waive it.
The end. 'night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:12 PM (baL2B)

254 John Lennon

All you need is love, Love is all you need

Euphemism about writing about life

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:12 PM (2Sno5)

255 But if it'll make you happy, I'll bring a motion to the floor for restoration of your status as Marginally Honorable. I see Bannion, is EC around for a quorum?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:13 PM (jIaZt)

256 Why would I be proud of you just point blank lying like that? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 10:11 PM (Gk3SS) Honest Injun. The half hour of shortness of breath this morning sealed the deal. And if docs were a little freer with the dispensing of fun stuff, I'd be more inclined to go. And by the by, after your third shot of that cough syrup mixed with some red stag, I could walk off with the bottle, your car and the dirty pics of your wife that you think we don't know about with nary a complaint from you. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:11 PM (jIaZt) That is entirely accurate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)

257

Saw the eyeball licking thing in the sidebar it reminded me of an odd Japanese teen couple I saw at the mall today. The guy had a floral satchel (it looked like a cut off pillowcase) slung across his back and the girl had farmer overall shorts and the highest heeled flip-flops I ever saw. Pretty sure they lick each other's eyeballs regularly, given their other PDAs I was subjected to.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 13, 2013 06:13 PM (RZ8pf)

258 "Mississippi Queen" What a great song. When I was 15 I thought it was, "Miss, Miss , McQueen" Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T) I saw Leslie West and Mountain in 1971 at the Palmer Auditorium in Austin. The opening band was Black Sabbath. Sabbath crew was selling albums in the foyer and I was trying to buy one for five bucks and the guy wanted seven. So Ozzy Osborne walks up and asks the guy how they did and the guy says did OK. Turns and asks me if I want anything and I say "I only have five bucks." so he turns to the guy and says "TAKE HIS FUCKING FIVE DOLLARS AND GIVE HIM THE FUCKING ALBUM."

Posted by: Beto at June 13, 2013 06:14 PM (MhA4j)

259 But if it'll make you happy, I'll bring a motion to the floor for restoration of your status as Marginally Honorable. I see Bannion, is EC around for a quorum? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:13 PM (jIaZt) The Marginally Honorable and Marginally Sober? Or is that getting too wordy?

Posted by: Vendette at June 13, 2013 06:14 PM (iXuYG)

260 I ran into Alice Cooper in a Hotel lobby about 30 years ago.  Short, barely there, had the stature of a young girl.  I couldn't believe how utterly 'normal' he looked.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 13, 2013 06:14 PM (jucos)

261 BB- That's VERY nice. My BIL has driven a 911 for the last 12-15 years. Same one. I can barely fit in the damn thing. I am legroom challenged.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)

262 Now, let me assault your ears with the leftovers of New Edition: http://youtu.be/N6blgjF6UkU

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:14 PM (5J54Q)

263 So, the picture of Reagan had me thinking--- Rubio versus Tip O'Neal? How would that go? Considering that right now I'm just happy every native-born non-Hispanic male doesn't have to go wash a new immigrant's car every week. At least they got that taken out of the bill.

Posted by: T. at June 13, 2013 06:15 PM (i/jj5)

264

Yes indeedy..., I pardoned 10,000 deserters

 


 

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 13, 2013 10:09 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

Fine... then let him do so.... do NOT give him Republican Cover for Amnesty.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 06:15 PM (lZBBB)

265 Honest Injun. The half hour of shortness of breath this morning sealed the deal. And if docs were a little freer with the dispensing of fun stuff, I'd be more inclined to go.


I'm thinking half an hour of shortness of breath counts as ridiculously sick.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 06:15 PM (Gk3SS)

266 That's fine and all. I mean, it's not hookers and blow, but it'll do. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:03 PM (jIaZt) I'm scared of Cougar. You've been arming her.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2013 06:15 PM (aH+zP)

267
Where in Mississippi?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (U22Yw)


Can't say as NSA and all, but dead center of state. Family still there. Goin' back this weekend. (Hi Stedman! But you knew that as you know everything about me).

Great state. Great people. Beautiful land. But don't tell anyone.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:16 PM (baL2B)

268 And WTF about that stupid Franklin being racist or something in the sidebar story. Don't these crazy hippie bints have anything better to do then ruin everything in childhood? Oh noooooooos we're making animals act like humans in children's books. Idiots. I wanted to punch the first hippie I saw after I read that. Unfortunately I was at work and that would not have ended well for me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 13, 2013 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

269 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:16 PM (baL2B)

I had to ask, State alum and lots of family in the Delta.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 06:17 PM (U22Yw)

270

OT-  The NBA officially sucks.  Oh, except it has given us two of the most memorable sports names in history. 

 

I challenge any of you to say one of the following two names out loud, right now as you are sitting here and not crack a smile: 

 

 

Manu GiNOOOOObili

 

Dikembe MuTOOOMbo

 

 

(Bonus points if you used a Charles Barkley voice )

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:17 PM (pxDth)

271 I'm thinking half an hour of shortness of breath counts as ridiculously sick. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 10:15 PM (Gk3SS) Not for me. I've done waaaaaaay worse. That's why I'm not shy about going to the doc now. Spending a night in terrible pain and having the doc tell your wife that I wouldn't have made it through the night and I'm still not out of the woods will wake you right the fuck up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

272 Beto- Excellent. I saw Black Sabbath right after Paranoid was released in Charlotte at Park Center. 1971

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)

273 @251 It is interesting the seats in the SN are electric an more adjustable. I am 6'2" and most Porsches are uncomfortable, this one isn't. Now getting out is another story.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:17 PM (wR+pz)

274 Posted by: Beto at June 13, 2013 10:14 PM (MhA4j)

We were so lucky to be born when we were . . . I wouldn't trade it for Kate Upton's (current) body. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:18 PM (8lmkt)

275 Polliwog -- you need to read the private letters btwn Ronald and Nancy Reagan. So, old world in this day and age. We've lost so much.

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 06:18 PM (0PiQ4)

276
I'm thinking half an hour of shortness of breath counts as ridiculously sick.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 13, 2013 10:15 PM (Gk3SS)


Hello! This sounds like the plague from across the pond that we brought back here. Sorry! Expect to cough for a month in various stages. The first stage is "don't make me laugh broncho-spasm almost incontinent." Second stage is little kitty wheezes in upper bronchi and/or nasal trumpets that wake you from dead sleep. Third stage is the loose TB cough. Fourth stage is lingering productive cough. It is glorious! And I do hope you are ok as that shortness of breath is not good. Medically it is abbreviated as "SOB."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:19 PM (baL2B)

277

The Left still give the majority of the credit for ending the Cold War and the down fall of the Soviet Union to Map Head.

 

That says a lot about them. They hold in high regard a guy who caused his country to crash and burn. No wonder they like Obama.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 06:19 PM (Z2Bkq)

278 >>>I'm scared of Cougar. You've been arming her What Cougar doesn't know won't get me killed in my sleep.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:19 PM (jIaZt)

279 http://youtu.be/ERTT_sv8sV0 "You want it all, but you can't have it..."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:19 PM (5J54Q)

280 Sormland is in Sweden.  So far it only seems to be the Swedes who are cranked about the no-standing-while-peeing thing

Posted by: Enda Kenny at June 13, 2013 06:19 PM (omBWL)

281 And if someone doesn't throw a Firefly quote at that, I will have lost all faith in mankind.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:20 PM (jIaZt)

282 I had to ask, State alum and lots of family in the Delta.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 10:17 PM (U22Yw)


Aw, heck...Jackson. Love MSU. Go to hell Ole Miss.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:20 PM (baL2B)

283 265 Polliwog -- you need to read the private letters btwn Ronald and Nancy Reagan. So, old world in this day and age. We've lost so much. Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 10:18 PM (0PiQ4) For is bday last year, I bought my dad The Reagan Diaries. He's entranced. Picks up and reads a bit. Then puts it down. Goes back later for more. Says it's awesome to get that view of him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

284 Ten 90s songs -

My Bloody Valentine - When You Sleep
Ride - Taste
Catherine Wheel - Judy's Staring At The Sun
Fuckin' SWERVEDRIVER - Girl on a Motorbike
The Cure - Mint Car
Boo Radleys - Firesky
Pale Saints - Hunted
Depeche Mode - Walking In My Shoes
Garbage - You Look So Fine
Nirvana - Rape Me

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:20 PM (QTHTd)

285 233 Here's a 90s song for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 10:10 PM (z9HTb)


awesome song!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 06:20 PM (9GG/0)

286 What Cougar doesn't know won't get me killed in my sleep. Encrypted SD card in the mail to Cougar in 3....2....1......

Posted by: Your Friendly NSA at June 13, 2013 06:21 PM (LGWAS)

287 245 But if it'll make you happy, I'll bring a motion to the floor for restoration of your status as Marginally Honorable.

I see Bannion, is EC around for a quorum? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:13 PM

OK, since I'm on Mancard Outcast, I'll just hang with the Moronettes ...

Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Eiv7H9XQRY

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:21 PM (/9IC1)

288

Lips like Sugar by Echo and the Bunneymen...for the love of my life since 1986. And the first song we danced to was What I Like About You.

 

For a humble Moron like me, the Grumpy Granma will always be the the most beautiful wife I'm the world.

 

Man card in hand...molon labe ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 06:21 PM (SsP73)

289
We wonÂ’t have The Ed Morrissey Show today, because IÂ’ll be guest hosting for Hugh Hewitt tonight from 6-9 pm ET!  As of the moment, we expect to have Senator Marco Rubio as a featured guest.  Have questions for him on immigration? Be sure to leave them in the comments, and I may choose one or two of the best to use tonight.

Duane and I will also talk about the Eddie & Duanie Cruise to Alaska next month — be sure to check out the details!

posted by Ed Morrissey




Hugh's tepid footbath -- but with Ed fluffing Macro while shilling for another one of his cruises?  Oh hell ya!  I'm so there!

Anyone got a C-60 so I can record it for the ages?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2013 06:21 PM (kdS6q)

290 For is bday last year, I bought my dad The Reagan Diaries. He's entranced. Picks up and reads a bit. Then puts it down. Goes back later for more. Says it's awesome to get that view of him. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT) I got that last year. An excellent, fascinating book.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:22 PM (5J54Q)

291 Yeah, BC, I can only read it in small doses. It gets me all hot and bothered too.

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 06:22 PM (0PiQ4)

292 My hash caught something from the President!Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 13, 2013 09:23 PM (HV1RX)
At least you got a prescription for it. I'm stuck with (9+vDU)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:22 PM (9+vDU)

293 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM (baL2B)

LOL, yeah I figured it was that or something like Brandon.  And OMAHA = Ole Miss At Home Again!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 06:22 PM (U22Yw)

294 @266 I carry Tuscon pills, mostly codeine. I use to carry codeine pills, but they won't prescribe them any more. Norco 10-325 would stop that cough!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:23 PM (wR+pz)

295 Polliwog -- you need to read the private letters btwn Ronald and Nancy Reagan. So, old world in this day and age.

We've lost so much. Posted by: L, elle
---------------

Not the least of which is, letters. There is a distinct personal touch associated with a hand-written letter. Moreover, they are an archive. I suspect that most emails will end up in cyber no-where. There will not be any mini-histories to be pored over by descendants. Sad. I have letters written by my g-g-grandmother in the 1830's. Beautiful writing and content

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

296 This is one of my favorite 90s songs: http://tinyurl.com/ljsmdcd The version on the album "Victory Gardens" is better and has a full band, but this is all I can find on YouTube.

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2013 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

297 Nirvana - Rape Me Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM (QTHTd) There's a guy who "sings" this every time he visits the karaoke bar. That's when I go outside for some fresh air.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:23 PM (5J54Q)

298 282 My hash caught something from the President!Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 13, 2013 09:23 PM (HV1RX)
At least you got a prescription for it. I'm stuck with (9+vDU)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 10:22 PM (9+vDU)

 

*****

 

At least both of you will survive.  Apparently I'm not so lucky.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:24 PM (pxDth)

299 287 Nirvana - Rape Me
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM (QTHTd)


There's a guy who "sings" this every time he visits the karaoke bar. That's when I go outside for some fresh air.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 10:23 PM (5J54Q)



that is.... disturbing

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (9GG/0)

300 So the wife and I are watching "The Wild West" on NatGeo. Doing a segment on prairie dogs. They evade/drive off a snake. The scouts all start doing this thing where they stand up on hind legs, lift front legs up and give this high pitched bark. The narrator goes on and on about no one is sure what it means. I look at my wife "Seriously? That's prairie dog for 'FUCK YEAH'!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

301 Aw, heck...Jackson. Love MSU. Go to hell Ole Miss. Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM I spent a lot of time at the Nissan plant in Canton in '07-'08

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)

302 LOL, yeah I figured it was that or something like Brandon. And OMAHA = Ole Miss At Home Again!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 10:22 PM (U22Yw)


I have an official MSU cowbell. I have used it to celebrate outside and confuse neighbors...but not lately due to the Dark Ages of the regime. It is mostly used by sick people in house for emergencies in the night. Son's golden retriever also likes to ring it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (baL2B)

303 I recall being able to buy paregoric over-the-counter. Stomach cramps? No problem....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (aDwsi)

304 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I just wanted to share this with you: Periodic Table Of The Presidents http://periodicpresidents.com/

Posted by: Gingy at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (QYtEM)

305 Skipped a bunch to pass this to Billy Bob. Maybe they'll cut the cast off below the elbow after a couple of months. They told me they would do that when I broke both bones in my right forearm clean through tumbling @15 yrs old. Had to get the elbow ready for baseball. Of course that went out the window when I seperated the bones the next day jumping on a trampoline. Put me in surgery to fix it and kept me 3 days. When the cast came off my arm was skinny as my wrist clear to the elbow and the elbow "locked up". No worries. Was pitching and playing 2nd base a month or so later. I would suggest staying away from trampolines for a while.

Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (ma+gB)

306 tussin, not tuscon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 06:25 PM (wR+pz)

307 124 Overnight open thread leaves local man dazed and confused as morning dawns...!.................Thread winner!!!11!1! as if my vote counts.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 06:26 PM (u6lBN)

308 Evening all. Finally got home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 06:26 PM (jE38p)

309 But at least you'll have some lovely pictures, Seamus.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:26 PM (9+vDU)

310 that is.... disturbing Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 10:25 PM (9GG/0) Tell me about it. If it's dark and disturbing, it's part of his setlist. I want to yell at him "Xanax! Get some flippin' Xanax!"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:26 PM (5J54Q)

311 power to the people

say u want a revolution

get it on right away

power to the people right on

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:26 PM (2Sno5)

312 At least both of you will survive. Apparently I'm not so lucky. What's up Seamus?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:27 PM (HVff2)

313 Mike Hammer -- me too. I still make a point of writing all my thank you notes by hand. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten thank you notes for my thank you notes. It's a tradition worth preserving.

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 06:27 PM (0PiQ4)

314 Not the least of which is, letters. There is a distinct personal touch associated with a hand-written letter. Moreover, they are an archive. I suspect that most emails will end up in cyber no-where. There will not be any mini-histories to be pored over by descendants. Sad. I have letters written by my g-g-grandmother in the 1830's. Beautiful writing and content Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 10:23 PM (aDwsi) My grandmother has letters her father wrote her mother while he was in Canada as a hunt guide and some sort of deal with the RCMP. Fascinating stuff. Beautiful penmanship and prose.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

315 >>>I recall being able to buy paregoric over-the-counter. Stomach cramps? No problem.... Posted by: Mike Hammer Opiate it is, but that is some bad tasting shit right there. I remember it as a kid.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:27 PM (4Mv1T)

316 (Or a case of Valu-Rite will drop on your heaD and kill you at a Post Exchange.)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:27 PM (9+vDU)

317 Parody of the gheyest song of the 90s


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBWudGbYZuE

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:27 PM (/9IC1)

318 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:25 PM (baL2B)

There's a book someone put out called "Cowbell Tales."  I need to get a copy and see if mine made the cut.  It's been through hell, most of which was incurred in the '91 season.  It got flattened on one side during the Texas game.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 06:28 PM (U22Yw)

319 i can see why South Park <3s Primus

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:28 PM (QTHTd)

320 296 tussin, not tuscon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 10:25 PM (wR+pz)


Somehow I wanted some of these Tuscon pills. Disappointed to know it is a rx. Codeine works well for coughs. I have heard, but never tested (thank you, God) that Wild Turkey liquor---not plain ole Wild Turkey, is a good cough suppressant. It is in my liquor cabinet gathering dust for The End of Time, which may be sooner than I thought.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:28 PM (baL2B)

321 At least both of you will survive. Apparently I'm not so lucky.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 10:24 PM (pxDth)


WTF, Seamus?!? 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

322 301 At least both of you will survive. Apparently I'm not so lucky.

What's up Seamus?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 10:27 PM (HVff2)

 

*****

 

Reading my fortune from my IP hash. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:29 PM (pxDth)

323 Someone with more skills than I, needs to do a montage of these  department heads testifying before Congress. "I have no idea" "I'll have to get back to you on that" "I was unaware", blah, blah, blah. Not to mention the coup de gras, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"  There was an article  at American Thinker, today, about how that would play in the private sector. Heh. Just apply this to your own job. Then you get suspended with pay. Shit, I would purposely commit malfaesance if I could get perpetual paid vacay.

Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 06:29 PM (XyrkB)

324 Reading my fortune from my IP hash.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 10:29 PM (pxDth)


asshole . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

325 148 Geeze..., just got a link today from bro-in-law re E.W. Jackson speech last month. Any Virginia folk in here tonight?....................Not from Virginia but I saw the speech and it is awesome!!!!eLevnty!!1!!1  Hope he is sincere.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 06:30 PM (u6lBN)

326 Somehow I wanted some of these Tuscon pills. Disappointed to know it is a rx. Codeine works well for coughs. I have heard, but never tested (thank you, God) that Wild Turkey liquor---not plain ole Wild Turkey, is a good cough suppressant. It is in my liquor cabinet gathering dust for The End of Time, which may be sooner than I thought. Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:28 PM (baL2B) WT is good for nothing but eating rust off of metal. Foul, wicked brew.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

327 Hey Polliwog the 'Ette, if you are still around, could you drop me an email? Got a question for you... sabrina DOT Chase at the gmail thingy. Thanks!

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at June 13, 2013 06:30 PM (wfSF5)

328 excuse me why i kiss the eye?

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

329 312 Someone with more skills than I, needs to do a montage of these department heads testifying before Congress. "I have no idea" "I'll have to get back to you on that" "I was unaware", blah, blah, blah. Not to mention the coup de gras, "What difference, at this point, does it make?" There was an article at American Thinker, today, about how that would play in the private sector. Heh. Just apply thisto your own job. Then you get suspended with pay. Shit, I would purposely commit malfaesance if I could get perpetual paid vacay.

Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 10:29 PM (XyrkB)


Please do not forget my favorite: "I cannot comment as it is a fluid situation."


I like Raylan's "I think we have a sit-u-a-tion" whenever I hear this...and I wish Raylan was in charge.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:31 PM (baL2B)

330 Haaaa ha ha ha. That Founding Founders thing wasn't just at the WH web page. Obama used it in a speech. http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/remarks-president-fords-theatre

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 13, 2013 06:31 PM (5YUSx)

331 Sorry, Seamus. It looks like I got you in trouble.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:31 PM (9+vDU)

332 excuse me why i kiss the eye?

It's less scratchy than kissing this guy

Posted by: jimi hendrix at June 13, 2013 06:31 PM (QTHTd)

333 I think if i were to sing karaoke, it would be this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3zkkLckeyM

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 06:32 PM (9GG/0)

334 Saw this at MiketheMoose's blog yesterday. Seems appropriate to remember these profound words about the HQ. "Defend Freedom, Take No Prisoners, Bring Bacon"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

335 Trent Reznor's back - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwrxcO48N8

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:33 PM (QTHTd)

336 i wish we could get a new hash, after that tragic accident on the lake where we all drowned  on the trip  to find the guns  that were previously lost,  sad really, we weren't even at the same lake.

sigh

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:33 PM (nqBYe)

337 so, really, you guys like codeine?  worst stuff in the world, imho, unless you just never want to poop again, in which case, you've found nirvana. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

338 probably my only karaoke story: I'm in Greenville, Mississippi on a supplier visit. We end up in some bar after dinner and it's karaoke night. This weight-lifter biker lookin' dude, repleat with the goatee and shaven head takes the mic and does I Touch Myself. With all the gestures and the`...touching I thought I was gonna wet myself. It was hysterical

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

339 I'm singing (Lord preserve us), can I actually sing and what kind of bar?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

340 WT is good for nothing but eating rust off of metal. Foul, wicked brew. S'cuse me? You have suddenly acquired standards? True, they are abysmally low, but they are standards nonetheless!! This calls for a celebration!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 06:34 PM (LGWAS)

341  jimi hendrix, I garee, and it would be much easier  than kissing the sky.

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:35 PM (nqBYe)

342 that is pretty fuckin' funny right there, Alton Jackson.  I can see I miss a lot by never, ever, for any reason, in any state of inebriation, remaining in an establishment once the karaoke starts. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

343 "Defend Freedom, Take No Prisoners, Bring Bacon" Maybe Barry and McCain will have that painted on the sides of our birds enforcing the no fly zone over Syria. Yeah, like that will ever happen. Wishful thinking on my part

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:35 PM (HVff2)

344 327 probably my only karaoke story: I'm in Greenville, Mississippi on a supplier visit. We end up in some bar after dinner and it's karaoke night. This weight-lifter biker lookin' dude, repleat with the goatee and shaven head takes the mic and does I Touch Myself. With all the gestures and the`...touching I thought I was gonna wet myself. It was hysterical Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 10:33 PM (JMmQ9) Oh. Em. Gee.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:35 PM (5J54Q)

345 so, really, you guys like codeine? worst stuff in the world, imho, unless you just never want to poop again, in which case, you've found nirvana. Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 10:33 PM (8lmkt) Actually I keep a 16oz bottle of Codeine based cough syrup in my fridge. If someone in the fame gets a bad cough and can't sleep, a little of that in the hot toddy and it's nighty night. Hi rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:35 PM (XIxXP)

346 S'cuse me? You have suddenly acquired standards? True, they are abysmally low, but they are standards nonetheless!! This calls for a celebration! Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 10:34 PM (LGWAS) Those aren't standards, they're life preserving rules of conduct.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)

347 willow, c'mere, i wanna give you a hug.  {{{{{willow}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

348 Speaking of O'Neill--so, I wandered over by his Wiki page. He was on "Silver Spoons" once, apparently praising the Dad character for a speech on homelessness. Typical Hollywood--how often did you see praise of a speech for those in the gulag behind the Iron Curtain? Not very. Ever? Nope--just the pet causes of the writers. Of course, a writer on "Silver Spoons" was never in danger of getting confused with Shakespeare. But at any rate, that reminded me of the way they used to go after Reagan for homelessness, and so I'm reading in front of me in the paper (which I bought on a whim) how the old home town is selecting a builder for a new stadium, and it occured to me that homelessness is a city's concern--if a city cannot take care of its own citizens, it is a poor comment on that city, not Ronald Reagan or George H.W. Bush or George Bush or the next guy. Just the compassion of the citizens of that community, no one else. For what cities pay for stadiums for millionaires and billionaires, they could have all the homeless programs they wanted. Instead they blame someone else like they have no control over their destinies. Certainly don't have any civic pride, that is for sure, if they let that happen. And they do. Or did. Perhaps still do.

Posted by: T. at June 13, 2013 06:36 PM (i/jj5)

349 >>>Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 10:35 PM (HVff2) But the part about "Bring bacon" should have such a calming effect in those muzzies.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

350 Those aren't standards, they're life preserving rules of conduct. Mmmmmmm hmmmmmm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 06:37 PM (LGWAS)

351 Honestly? I think Mr Reznor's been out of ideas since Ghost IV.

I did like the Ghost series, and Year Zero would've been great if an editor had hacked it up some - but I'm not optimistic about his new album.

And I won't be attending his tour. He screwed us HARD in 1999 when he came to Houston. 90 minutes? Seriously?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:37 PM (QTHTd)

352 Here's a moron centric title from the 90s ...

Zombie - The Cranberries

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:37 PM (/9IC1)

353 320 Sorry, Seamus. It looks like I got you in trouble.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 10:31 PM (9+vDU)

 

****

 

Aw hell no.   Some people didn't see the original comment, so missed the context.   Not your problem.  Nor mine. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:37 PM (pxDth)

354 325 i wish we could get a new hash, after that tragic accident on the lake where we all drowned on the trip to find the guns that were previously lost, sad really, we weren't even at the same lake.

sigh

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 10:33 PM (nqBYe)


This does sound moronic. Like that Vikings lead-in, with hair a-floating while reaching for the guns? On the way to Mel Gibson's island near Fiji to take it over after escaping the camps?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:38 PM (baL2B)

355 ::snuggles into Peaches arms, feeling all safe  and stuff :: .

*hugs back*

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

356 I've been to Starkville and have eaten at The Little Dooie (sp?) Bestest BBQ evah

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:39 PM (JMmQ9)

357
I thought I was gonna wet myself. It was hysterical
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 10:33 PM (JMmQ9)


Oh. Em. Gee.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 10:35 PM (5J54Q)


Mississippians fly their flags freely. Free bird.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:39 PM (baL2B)

358 island near Fiji to take it over after escaping the camps?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 10:38 PM (baL2B)


perfect now we know where to meet up after the muliple and varied accidents!

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

359 Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 10:33 PM (JMmQ9)

I used to have a buddy in the Navy that would do the entire Sexual Chocolate routine from Coming to America at karaoke, including the singing and the mic drop/exit stage left.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 06:40 PM (U22Yw)

360 Tolstoy

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:40 PM (2Sno5)

361 NFL bans purses, seat cushions, coolers from games in new security measure Published June 13, 2013 FoxNews.com Forget about bringing your big purse or backpack -- or even a cooler -- to NFL games this season. They'll all be banned, along with seat cushions and camera bags, at all NFL stadiums beginning with preseason games. Hum? Hey how about us guys with a big package between our legs or the wimin folk with the big boobs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 06:40 PM (jE38p)

362 Which was even more hilarious when he did it in a Filipino bar, since only three people knew what the hell was going on.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 06:40 PM (U22Yw)

363 Mmmmmmm hmmmmmm. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 10:37 PM (LGWAS) My standards are thus Priority 1 Does it get me drunk in a reasonable amount of time? Priority 2 Does it taste like something fermented Fluke style? Priority 3 Does it taste half way decent?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

364 IMDB's Justified quotes page in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:41 PM (9+vDU)

365 I used to have a buddy in the Navy that would do the entire Sexual Chocolate routine from Coming to America at karaoke, including the singing and the mic drop/exit stage left. Posted by: Country Singer at June 13, 2013 10:40 PM (U22Yw) I would pay good, cash money to see that. But not too much.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 06:41 PM (5J54Q)

366 Hum? Hey how about us guys with a big package between our legs or the wimin folk with the big boobs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 10:40 PM (jE38p)


Time to get you some NFL network, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

367 Hum? Hey how about us guys with a big package between our legs or the wimin folk with the big boobs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 10:40 PM (jE38p)


The boobs might be considered shade and So, banned.

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:42 PM (nqBYe)

368

If we're talking bad 90's music...besides the  crap that kda already posted:

Crash Into Me - Dave Matthews' Band

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:42 PM (nOB4B)

369 Wtf no seat cushions? I always bring a cushion with a back to the packer games

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:42 PM (HVff2)

370 What songs would you put on the Greatest Hits of the 90s VH1's list sucked ass, hated half the songs Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 09:30 PM (/9IC1) Most of the '90's music was crap. Also. 99% of all Grunge sucks Cobain's shotgun...

Posted by: The Musical Hat at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)

371 Dave Matthews references in here should be punishable by Barrel

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (QTHTd)

372 Eating donuts on Letterman. Singing with Jimmy Fallon. Next up for Chris Christie: Getting a strap-on ass fuck from Ellen Degeneres.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (BVkEs)

373 My standards are thus Excellent. I noticed cost was not a factor. There may be hope for you yet.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (LGWAS)

374 Dave Matthews references in here should be punishable by Barrel

totally agree!!  do we have a quorum?

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (8lmkt)

375 If we're talking bad 90's music...besides the crap that kda already posted: Crash Into Me- Dave Matthews' Band Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 10:42 PM (nOB4B) Hike up your skirt a little more And show your world to me That one little lyric made him millions because at the right time and right place it works.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (XIxXP)

376 Bam! TB3K is fully functional you lurking trolls DO YOU HEAR THAT!!??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:43 PM (4Mv1T)

377 BTH, AGREED

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

378 The Islamic Republic of IranÂ’s far-reaching tentacles have once again reached U.S. cities, where it has set up polling sites for FridayÂ’s presidential election, hoping to get the participation of Iranian Americans. IranÂ’s government announced earlier this week that polling sites will be set up in 19 official locations in the U.S., according to IranÂ’s election website. Under U.S. law, it is illegal for the regime to engage in operations outside of a 25-mile radius of its permanent mission to the United Nations in New York, and within 12 miles of the Interests Section in the Pakistani embassy in Washington, DC. The U.S.and Iran have not had diplomatic ties for over three decades. According to a list published on the regimeÂ’s election website, six polling stations will be set up in California; two in Texas; two in the Washington, DC area; two in the New York city area; and others in Tampa, Philadelphia, Nashville, Chicago, Oklahoma city, Minneapolis, and Milwaukee. And we are allowing this shit??????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 06:44 PM (jE38p)

379 eeeeekkkkkkkkk

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:44 PM (2Sno5)

380 Dave Matthews references in here should be punishable by Barrel

although the fact that you would recognize such reference casts suspicion upon you . . . they could reference that turdmonkey all day long and i would not know what the hell they were talking about.  just sayin' . . . love you!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

381 Yes Madame Chairwoman Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (HVff2)

382 349 NFL bans purses, seat cushions, coolers from games in new security measure
Published June 13, 2013
FoxNews.com
Forget about bringing your big purse or backpack -- or even a cooler -- to NFL games this season. They'll all be banned, along with seat cushions and camera bags, at all NFL stadiums beginning with preseason games.

Hum? Hey how about us guys with a big package between our legs or the wimin folk with the big boobs? Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 10:40 PM

"Security measure" ... HAH!

Fuckin' Goodell doesn't do anything that doesn't have the purpose of milking every last dollar from fans, tv networks, or cities paying to build new stadiums with moar luxury boxes

The fucker actually covers his bullshit with touchy-feely PC sanctimony and "concern"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (/9IC1)

383 Hum? Hey how about us guys with a big package between our legs or the wimin folk with the big boobs?
The guys will be welcome, it looks like, by my sock...

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (9+vDU)

384


totally agree!! do we have a quorum?

 

Hey, we're talking bad music...besides

 

GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (nOB4B)

385 Dave Matthews references in here should be punishable by Barrel totally agree!! do we have a quorum? Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 10:43 PM (8lmkt) Oh come on Peach. The man emptied his shitter from his bus off a bridge in Chicago onto a boat full of people. If that's not pure Moron........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (XIxXP)

386 367 eeeeekkkkkkkkk

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 10:44 PM (2Sno5)


Good grief, ya little pissant, it's spelled this way:



Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

387 Excellent. I noticed cost was not a factor. There may be hope for you yet. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 10:43 PM (LGWAS) Lol. My family always gets on me that I'm cheap. I'm not. I'm frugal. When I want something, when I think it's worth it, I'll pay for it without blinking an eye. The problem is that most of the time, I don't agree with their assertion of "worth it".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

388

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 10:43 PM (XIxXP)

 

 

How do you know the words?

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:46 PM (nOB4B)

389 I'm the least feminist person I the world. I think Crash is one sexy fucking song. Literally.

Posted by: Gingy at June 13, 2013 06:46 PM (QYtEM)

390 NIN *did* give us "Downward Spiral" in the 1990s. I forgot about that one. Difficult to pick out that one song from it that's best.

(I don't count "Hurt"; that's for Johnny Cash, now, and forever.)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:46 PM (QTHTd)

391 Nev. Gov. Sandoval is a squish, but at least he isn't (yet) the type of squish to approve gun control bills.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 06:47 PM (Vk2pI)

392 Crash Into Me- Dave Matthews' Band


Dave Matthews had one really good song "Blood in the Water" with guest singer Alanis Morrisette.


Just try to get me in the barrel, Coppers!

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 06:47 PM (z9HTb)

393 Syrian rebels executed a 14-year-old boy for insulting Islam http://goo.gl/SsNfH

Posted by: Waldo at June 13, 2013 06:47 PM (RZwdH)

394 Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson should each be dropped into an oubliette and forced to listen to the other's music until they promise to stop performing. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 13, 2013 06:47 PM (mjR67)

395 imagine theirs no heaven...

Posted by: Jeb at June 13, 2013 06:47 PM (2Sno5)

396 I'm not necessarily a Dave Matthew's fan but if you catch a vid, or a show on vid, they are awesome to watch, and damn fine musicians. Just watching his drummer alone makes me smile.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:48 PM (4Mv1T)

397 The problem is that most of the time, I don't agree with their assertion of "worth it". Seriously, if you like bourbon, and you do. You need to try Pappy's.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 13, 2013 06:48 PM (LGWAS)

398 Lol. My family always gets on me that I'm cheap. I'm not. I'm frugal. When I want something, when I think it's worth it, I'll pay for it without blinking an eye. The problem is that most of the time, I don't agree with their assertion of "worth it". Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 10:46 PM (GEICT) I always thought well off was when an appliance broke and you shrug your shoulders and go get another one. Poor is when you have to save or barrow money for it. People that operate like you and I? We just go buy the shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:48 PM (XIxXP)

399 (I don't count "Hurt"; that's for Johnny Cash, now, and forever.) Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 10:46 PM (QTHTd) No shit. That song defines "haunting".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

400 Just try to get me in the barrel, Coppers!

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 10:47 PM (z9HTb)


In Russia, barrel gets into you . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

401 I have a feeling that Nanny Pelosi wouldn't approve of this song ...

Brick - Ben Folds Five

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt5EHAqhR1c

Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (/9IC1)

402 Trent Reznor's apex was "The Way Out is Through". I love that song, just the way it builds and builds and then explodes into the vocals with tons of reverb.

Posted by: Codec717 at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (5i/58)

403 How do you know the words? Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 10:46 PM (nOB4B) Because I listened to the song?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (XIxXP)

404 So, it turns out kbdabear is a lesbian. When have we ever discriminated against lesbians here at aoshq? Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 09:50 PM (RZwdH). Not when Jello is involved at any rate...

Posted by: The Lesbianic Hat at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)

405 OK, a little help: what does "NIN" stand for / mean? I see it from time to time and still have no clue. Thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (JMmQ9)

406 Wow.  Lot of mancards taking a beating in here.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:50 PM (nOB4B)

407 Most of the '90's music was crap.

Also. 99% of all Grunge sucks Cobain's shotgun...

Posted by: The Musical Hat at June 13, 2013 10:43 PM (Vk2pI)



No argument here.

Posted by: Berserker at June 13, 2013 06:50 PM (FMbng)

408 378 The Political Hat, saw that. Was pleased after the shit week we've had with republicans!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 06:50 PM (vgd4f)

409 Nine Inch Nails

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:50 PM (nOB4B)

410 HHS Secretary Sebelius: Kids “So Far Behind” Without Pre-Kindergarten Education “May As Well Drop Out” By 3rd Grade… Is she insane? (CNSNews.com) – Children who don’t get a pre-kindergarten education, ideally from birth to age 5, might fall behind and “may as well drop out” by third grade, Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius said on Wednesday at an event to garner support for President Barack Obama’s $75-billion proposal to increase pre-school enrollment across the country. Sebelius said investing in pre-school education would bring “prosperity to all our people. ??? These freaken bastard liberals just say one stupid thing after the other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 06:50 PM (jE38p)

411 OK, a little help: what does "NIN" stand for / mean? I see it from time to time and still have no clue. Thx Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 10:49 PM (JMmQ9) Nine Inch Nails, it's a band fronted by Trent Reznor.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:50 PM (XIxXP)

412
Oh come on Peach. The man emptied his shitter from his bus off a bridge in Chicago onto a boat full of people. If that's not pure Moron........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 10:45 PM (XIxXP)


I am impressed.


Today husband showed me a bit from FOX's web site of "service dogs save people" or something. A 93 yr old woman, having a "bad parking incident" roared about 40mph in reverse down a sidewalk, turned a corner, and ended up over the curb. Fortunately the doggie heard granny coming, looked back, and the guy pushed all to safety from granny in reverse parking car. She went through an intersection and missed other lucky people. Due to the fact no one was injured I enjoyed the video and loved the doggie (yellow lab).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (baL2B)

413 Syrian rebels executed a 14-year-old boy for insulting Islam

http://goo.gl/SsNfH

Posted by: Waldo at June 13, 2013 10:47 PM (RZwdH)


Yeah, well, barky is sending 'em more guns and ammo, so it's cool . . . I could srsly go mental over this.  Zero point to doing that, guess I will just pop another can o' cheap swill and keep on keepin' on.  I really  hate these people.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

414 People that operate like you and I? We just go buy the shit. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 10:48 PM (XIxXP) No doubt. I worked hard for that luxury. But here's a perfect example. Wife bought a new stove/range top unit. $700 bucks. I thought that while, yeah, we could use a new one, that was way too much. She ends up (of course) getting it. The reason it's $700? Option for it to be a "convection oven". "What's that?" Her response "I dunno." (><)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)

415 No shit. That song defines "haunting".

The video for it makes me want to cry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go

Posted by: no good deed at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (mjR67)

416 "Mississippi Queen" What a great song. When I was 15 I thought it was, "Miss, Miss , McQueen" Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T) My favorite by them is "Nantucket Sleighride": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqWqCuHR0Og

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (Vk2pI)

417 This one from the "300" trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZxCVXhgmM

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (QTHTd)

418 thanks, Horde

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

419

Trent Reznor's apex was

 

covering  "Get Down, Make Love".

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (nOB4B)

420 NIN IS Trent Reznor, except when he is on the road and has a road band.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)

421

Sebelius said investing in pre-school education would bring “prosperity to all our people.

 



??? These freaken bastard liberals just say one stupid thing after the other

 

 

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 10:50 PM (jE38p)

 

 

While every STUDY, shows just the opposite.

 

Sciencey!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 06:52 PM (lZBBB)

422 My father is having open heart surgery tomorrow.A mitrial valve needs to be repaired,possibly replaced.Unfortunately the chemo drug caused this and he hasn't been treated for his kidney cancer in months.So,this isn't even his biggest hurdle.He was supposed to be operated on yesterday but it needed to be postponed.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 06:52 PM (9XBK2)

423 "HHS Secretary Sebelius: Kids “So Far Behind” Without Pre-Kindergarten Education “May As Well Drop Out” By 3rd Grade…"



Wow I'm glad she pointed that out, there was a University study a few years back that said by 4th grade all the advantages pre-school kids have runs out. Kids are equal from there on out.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 13, 2013 06:53 PM (b9K4P)

424 Did Living Colour's - Cult of Personality come out in the '90s? or was that very late '80s? that's a good song. way I see it, every decade has great and bad music. things just started turning over a lot faster in the '90s. Some of the early '70s 'classic rock' stuff was good, then all the labels wanted to go with the formula that moved product, but it took a few years for that to get REALLY stale...of course there was the inevitable pushback, which was punk. But in the '90s, you had skyrocket fame for Nirvana and Pearl Jam and within 2-3 yrs you had 37 bands that sounded like Nirvana and Pearl Jam. So it goes. I like Mazzy Star, British band called Gomez put out some good early records...I think Uncle Tupelo and the Gourds made some great '90s music, at the front and back end of that decade, respectively

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 13, 2013 06:53 PM (XvrTA)

425

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 10:50 PM (jE38p)

 

Sigh,

I still hate the WHO for contriving a definition of "health" so piss poor that we rolled education into it.

In any case, this is just a desperate plea for more bread and circuses for the democratic voting block of "single mothers who can't afford child care."

School has become babysitting more than anything frankly.

Posted by: tsrblke at June 13, 2013 06:53 PM (GaqMa)

426 Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 10:52 PM (9XBK2)


---


^^^PRAYER^^^

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 13, 2013 06:54 PM (BVkEs)

427 396 Nevergiveup, cradle to the grave for these assholes!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 06:54 PM (vgd4f)

428 >>Excellent. I noticed cost was not a factor Well, let's not go too far. On a related note, just poured a glass of 14yr Balvenie Carribbean Cask. Yum. BC, on your recommendation I just ordered the Reagan diaries for my dad for fathers day. Thanks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:54 PM (jIaZt)

429 Best wishes steevy

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:54 PM (HVff2)

430 My father is having open heart surgery tomorrow.A mitrial valve needs to be repaired,possibly replaced.Unfortunately the chemo drug caused this and he hasn't been treated for his kidney cancer in months.So,this isn't even his biggest hurdle.He was supposed to be operated on yesterday but it needed to be postponed.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 10:52 PM (9XBK2)


Sweetie, you just went straight to the top of the  prayer list.  I'm so sorry for this and, God willing, you and your dad will have a good outcome. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:54 PM (8lmkt)

431 steevy-- Your dad has my thoughts and prayers

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

432 NIN IS Trent Reznor, except when he is on the road and has a road band. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 10:51 PM (4Mv1T) I Did not know that. Hmm.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:55 PM (XIxXP)

433 The Political Hat, saw that. Was pleased after the shit week we've had with republicans! Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 10:50 PM (vgd4f) The Dems here have been busy purging themselves of moderates and bluedogs and replacing them with black lesbian pastors and hispanic women who wax poetically about their abortion... All the while the GOP has been squishing out like crazy.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 06:55 PM (Vk2pI)

434

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 13, 2013 10:53 PM (b9K4P)

 

IIRC that was specifically for "Head Start" which is a POS program (what's it take to become a Head Start teacher anyway.)

I'm willing to put money down that there are pre-school programs that work, they're just going to be expensive (and how well they work vs. the money is certainly a different question.)

Posted by: tsrblke at June 13, 2013 06:55 PM (GaqMa)

435 Steevy, prayer sent for dad!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 06:56 PM (vgd4f)

436 Prayers for your father, steevy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 06:56 PM (baL2B)

437 My father is having open heart surgery tomorrow.A mitrial valve needs to be repaired,possibly replaced.Unfortunately the chemo drug caused this and he hasn't been treated for his kidney cancer in months.So,this isn't even his biggest hurdle.He was supposed to be operated on yesterday but it needed to be postponed. Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 10:52 PM (9XBK2) Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 06:56 PM (Vk2pI)

438 Living Colour's Vivid was released in 1988.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:56 PM (nOB4B)

439 covering "Get Down, Make Love". Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 10:51 PM One does not simply cover "Get Down, Make Love". I want this "Trent" person found and brought before me

Posted by: Boramir at June 13, 2013 06:56 PM (JMmQ9)

440 Hat - you might also enjoy Mountain's cover of Theme From An Imaginary Western on the Woodstock Two album: http://youtu.be/GNOzw8ufhxE

Posted by: Top.Man. at June 13, 2013 06:56 PM (ZVZLb)

441 BC, on your recommendation I just ordered the Reagan diaries for my dad for fathers day. Thanks. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:54 PM (jIaZt) My dad loves it. Hope your's does too. My dad practically idolizes Reagan. In his words "He's the only president I've known that was a Man. That made me stand up and go FUCK YEAH I'M AN AMERCIAN.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

442 Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 10:52 PM (9XBK2) Yep, Prayers to you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 06:57 PM (XIxXP)

443 Ummmmmm......I was under the impression that pink eye was the result of bacteria from fecal matter getting in the eye. Am I mistaken? Cause if not....... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 09:52 PM (GEICT) I blame the Worcestershire Sauce...

Posted by: The Political Pinkeye at June 13, 2013 06:57 PM (Vk2pI)

444 "HHS Secretary Sebelius: Kids “So Far Behind” Without Pre-Kindergarten Education “May As Well Drop Out” By 3rd Grade…" Wow I'm glad she pointed that out, there was a University study a few years back that said by 4th grade all the advantages pre-school kids have runs out. Kids are equal from there on out. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 13, 2013 10:53 PM (b9K4P) They just want access to your child's mind as soon as possible. Pretty soon they'll tell you they (the State) needs to begin teaching your child as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. They're already floating 6-7 day school weeks. All under the guise of "improving education". Really; the State wants to raise your child. They're really not even pretending anymore.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 13, 2013 06:57 PM (XvrTA)

445 If you like Living Colour - "Cult of Personality" Try "Open Letter to a Landlord" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5VkMqM07s I nearly blew some speakers with this one. My son went to Berklee smae as Will Calhoun in Boston.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)

446 steevy: best wishes

Posted by: AltonJacksonn(new content up today) at June 13, 2013 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

447 Just a note---- Tomorrow is Flag Day, fly 'em if you got 'em. Also would be my father's birthday. I pull out his old 48 star flag and put it up every June 14.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

448 >>>Option for it to be a "convection oven". "What's that?" Her response "I dunno." Oh, fuck yes. Convection ovens are great, I actually use mine. Cooks way more evenly, and faster too. So you have to either adjust the time or the temp down from your normal recipe. But very worth the extra money.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 06:58 PM (jIaZt)

449 So, to regain my mancard I should just copy and paste Metallica's catalog? Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2013 10:02 PM (/9IC1) But then you'd have to cut your hair and become a hypocritical douchebag. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT) Just as long as he limits it to their pre-Black album stuff, it'll be OK.

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at June 13, 2013 06:58 PM (Vk2pI)

450 you might also enjoy Mountain's cover of Theme From An Imaginary Western on the Woodstock Two album: http://youtu.be/GNOzw8ufhxE

Posted by: Top.Man. at June 13, 2013 10:56 PM (ZVZLb)


wow . . . thank you . . . got somethin'  in my eye . . . so special, this one. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

451 Alright, I'm headed for bed. Goodnight. Try not to fuck shit up too bad around here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

452 steevy, your poor father, prayers, and courage to keep fighting .
so sorry

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (nqBYe)

453 When I was 15 I thought it was,
"Miss, Miss , McQueen"

At least that's better than "Blinded by the light; wrapped up like a douche"

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (9+vDU)

454 wow, steevy, that is a daunting challenge - best wishes to your father

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (9GG/0)

455 Steny Hoyer ‏@WhipHoyer 2m Democrats won tonight's Congressional Baseball Game 22-0! pic.twitter.com/TIQyqw7HiW

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (8sCoq)

456

Best songs from the '90s?

 

"Bicycle Built for Two"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ohhhhh.  You were talking about the 1990's.   Never mind then.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (pxDth)

457 427 My dad practically idolizes Reagan. In his words "He's the only president I've known that was a Man. That made me stand up and go FUCK YEAH I'M AN AMERCIAN. Couldn't say it any better

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (HVff2)

458

Will is a monster player.  One of the best Rock and Roll drummers you will ever hear.

That said, he's no George Hurley.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (j0Vpv)

459 They're really not even pretending anymore.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 13, 2013 10:57 PM (XvrTA)

 

As I said, parents (LIVs especially) go for it because they thing "hey more time without the kids." (With a dash of "more time in class must be better!"

It'll only get worse as the millennials become parents.  We're a remarkably selfish and self-absorbed generation.

Posted by: tsrblke at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (GaqMa)

460 Just as long as she limits it to their pre-Black album stuff, it'll be OK. Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at June 13, 2013 10:58 PM (Vk2pI) Fixed.

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at June 13, 2013 06:59 PM (Vk2pI)

461 Oh, fuck yes. Convection ovens are great, I actually use mine. Cooks way more evenly, and faster too. So you have to either adjust the time or the temp down from your normal recipe. But very worth the extra money. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:58 PM (jIaZt) Ok. You need to drop me an email and lemme know how the hell that works. Now I'm really out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 13, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

462 I don't want to brag, but my recipe for salsa has some kick. Thanks to my secret ingredient, it will hit you like a brick shithouse.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 13, 2013 07:00 PM (IN7k+)

463 Oh, fuck yes. Convection ovens are great, I actually use mine. Cooks way more evenly, and faster too. So you have to either adjust the time or the temp down from your normal recipe. But very worth the extra money. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:58 PM (jIaZt) Amen to that, as the Chief cook and bottle washer I can attest that Our Electrolux is the best thing I have ever cooked on or in.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:00 PM (XIxXP)

464 I have successfully installed the Jack Bauer "24" ringtone on my smartphone. It only took me 4 days to figure out how.

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 07:00 PM (8sCoq)

465 Best wishes to you and yours, steevy

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 07:00 PM (QTHTd)

466 Convection Ovens  +1.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 07:00 PM (j0Vpv)

467 Next month on the 16th it will be 2 years since I lost my mother.I used to get some comfort in the ONT during that ordeal.Hopefully this will turn out better.Coincidently,it was exactly a year after my mother started her final hospital stay that my father was released from the hospital and we found out he had cancer.My Birthday.Wonder what news I'll get on my Birthday next year!

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

468 Nirvana - Rape Me Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM (QTHTd) There's a guy who "sings" this every time he visits the karaoke bar. That's when I go outside for some fresh air. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 10:23 PM (5J54Q) Richard Cheese's cover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvEwLfRGcT8

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (Vk2pI)

469 Democrats won tonight's Congressional Baseball Game 22-0! pic.twitter.com/TIQyqw7HiW Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 10:59 PM Why doesn't that surprise me?

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up today) at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)

470 I have successfully installed the Jack Bauer "24" ringtone on my smartphone. It only took me 4 days to figure out how.

time well spent, Jones. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

471 433 Mike Hammer, Thanks, hubby going to put it up in the am. We try to fly it daily, but its been really windy the last week or so.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (vgd4f)

472 Steevy - Best wishes and prayers for your dad. Godspeed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)

473 We all die, lets face the fact

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (DeNjy)

474 Oh, fuck yes. Convection ovens are great, I actually use mine. Cooks way more evenly, and faster too. So you have to either adjust the time or the temp down from your normal recipe. But very worth the extra money.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 10:58 PM (jIaZt)


Heh.  One year my parents gave me a convection oven for Christmas.  I didn't really know what to do with it, I couldn't find any recipes for it, and so I ended up giving it away.  Only later did I realize that you can use it like a regular oven.  Oh well.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 07:01 PM (9GG/0)

475 They're already floating 6-7 day school weeks. All under the guise of "improving education". Really; the State wants to raise your child.

They're really not even pretending anymore.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at June 13, 2013 10:57 PM (XvrTA)


Yeah I heard that pitch, they look at education in terms of days not in term of hours, which were equal with every other advanced country.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 13, 2013 07:02 PM (b9K4P)

476 I always liked Mother by Danzig and The Distance by Cake.

Posted by: no good deed at June 13, 2013 07:02 PM (mjR67)

477 U.S.-backed Syrian rebels reportedly massacre Christian village http://goo.gl/oytfq

Posted by: waldo at June 13, 2013 07:02 PM (RZwdH)

478 >>My dad practically idolizes Reagan That's funny. My dad says "he's the last president who I didn't fucking hate". Paraphrased, my dad rarely curses. And he does give W a bit of a pass. A bit,

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:02 PM (jIaZt)

479 I think Sibelius is more concerned with indoctrination than education. Never too early to start recruiting for the OFA-STASI.

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 07:03 PM (kcfmt)

480 how did I not know that Felix Pappalardi was shot and killed by his (whore) wife in 1983? 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

481 After I got back from the hospital yesterday I watched the first 9 episodes of season 3 GoT  for the first time.Not the most uplifting,watched episode 10 today.I really like seeing it all in one shot  better than waiting week to week.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:04 PM (9XBK2)

482 I think Sibelius is more concerned with indoctrination than education.

Tomayto, tomahto. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 13, 2013 07:04 PM (mjR67)

483 BC, works just like a regular oven, but circulates the heat, so whatever is in there cooks more evenly and faster. Think of it like a grill with no hot spots and a carb to let air flow in.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:05 PM (jIaZt)

484 My parents anniversary, RIP Mom & Dad, on the 14th

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 07:05 PM (HVff2)

485 459, just wtf?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 07:05 PM (vgd4f)

486 Yes, steevy. I usually save up four or so hour-slot shows to watch in a sitting too like with Justified.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 07:05 PM (9+vDU)

487 I got an oil change today. They checked my freon and showed me a device showing the levels were low. Fair enough, my AC doesn't seem to be all that effective any more. Then he told me that if you try running it with low freon it can damage the compressor. This sounds reasonable to me...but I'm not car guy. I will probably trade in this car as some point, but thanks to the sexual assault the IRS gave me in April, probably not until after the summer and maybe not until next year. I'd rather not spend the $100 if I don't need to, but I imagine a broken AC, unlike a low freon AC might lower the trade in value.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (zPVBH)

488 471 459, just wtf? Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 11:05 PM (vgd4f) 19 year old OFA troll, piss on em.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (XIxXP)

489 Lou, that's raykon.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (jIaZt)

490 {{{{{steevy}}}}}  you know I love you like nobody's business.  we've been through a lot together, you and me and the horde.  will pray for you and your dad tonight and keep you in my thoughts all day tomorrow.  please stop in tomorrow night and give us an update. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)

491 >time well spent, Jones. had to do it the hard way but it sounds so... dangerous now

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (8sCoq)

492 Pardons have to be individual don't they? Can the President Pardon an entire Class of People? Jimmy Carter pardoned all of the draft dodgers who spent the 60s and 70s in The Great White North. Hosers.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (XFTOV)

493 It's a troll, lou's a girl. Ignore it as the deletion option is being used effectively tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 07:06 PM (9+vDU)

494 What an epic fuckin' rainstorm. The wind ahead of the rain was so bad it was blowing a dust cloud across the road. I thought I was driving into a fogbank. Never seen nutt'n like it. Thankfully it's over now, the next couple of days should be nice and clear and sunny.


Whazzap roonz and roonettez???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:07 PM (yh0zB)

495 what am i doing here at all...

wires are crossed

heoine i suspect

from a valley of indecision

what should i do?

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:07 PM (DeNjy)

496 459 We all die, lets face the fact

---

Is that you, Kathleen Seabiscuit?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 13, 2013 07:07 PM (BVkEs)

497

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 10:18 PM (0PiQ4)

 

Please forgive late reply, just got back from errands. I can believe the letters are wonderful, don't think I could stand to read them just now as even the picture was a little hard because that casual-but-constant contact is how John and I were.

 

Reagan's first wife apparently said she divorced him because he was boring, which I think is probably a much worse reflection on her than him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (lVb7s)

498 what should i do? Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 11:07 PM (DeNjy) Lern 2 spel.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (XIxXP)

499 >>but it sounds so... dangerous now Does it come with the sooper-seekrit Jack Bauer Never Charge battery? Cause if so, it's well worth the time.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (jIaZt)

500

18-1

 

There's a do it yourself kit for charging your AC that can be had for under $50.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (j0Vpv)

501 steevy-- We're pulling for your dad..., and you. Do you have brothers/sisters?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (aDwsi)

502 Don't worry,troll doesn't bother me.As a person of faith I don't fear death for myself or anyone I love.Loss is sad,miss my mom every day but I know I'll be with her again.I know she's alright.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (9XBK2)

503 I always liked Mother by Danzig and The Distance by Cake. *** Speaking of Cake, Comfort Eagle, the Obama song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4yvvCv79QY

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (zPVBH)

504 im using u

dont want to lose you now

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:08 PM (DeNjy)

505 Oldsailors& Dc. Thanks

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (vgd4f)

506
My favorite by them is "Nantucket Sleighride":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqWqCuHR0Og

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 10:51 PM (Vk2pI)


Thank you. I was surprised at the memories of this song: First rock concert of my life, seen with my brother. He was two years younger than me, and played this song a lot. He died of a sudden stroke a year and a half ago. Odd how things can bring it all back. I had tears in my eyes listening and miss him so much. Glad I have the memories. He was a riot...all of my brothers are/were. But no one "got me" as much as this brother and my husband. Thanks again. I want this CD.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (baL2B)

507 I have 1 sister 4 years older.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (9XBK2)

508 GGE- THAT WIND IN FRONT OF THAT STORM WAS SOME BAD SHIT. Yes, I'm yelling. The clouds were scarey as hell, and it blew some trees down in the 'hood.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (4Mv1T)

509 So sorry to hear that, steevy. My prayers for your dad, you, and your family.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (5J54Q)

510 ur daddies here

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (DeNjy)

511 I always liked Mother by Danzig and The Distance by Cake. Posted by: no good deed at June 13, 2013 11:02 PM (mjR67) Hell ya! I saw them perform Halloween night back in the day. Great mosh pit/illegal bonfire! "Mother": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at June 13, 2013 07:09 PM (Vk2pI)

512 I was going to link to a Slayer song but even hearing them depresses me now with Jeff Hanneman passing away.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:10 PM (9XBK2)

513 لا تطعم الطرول

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 07:10 PM (QTHTd)

514 "Some of the early 70's 'classic rock's stuff was good." Wonders about the definition of early 70's. Thinks about all the incredible music and the diversity of it that came out from approx 65-79. The actual work that went into the writing. The arrangements. The level of technology in the studios. And then we get the... Head banging And death metal And Seattle suicide music And I begin to feel sorry for folks born after, say, 65.

Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 07:10 PM (d4o2E)

515 What an epic fuckin' rainstorm. The wind ahead of the rain was so bad it was blowing a dust cloud across the road. I thought I was driving into a fogbank. Never seen nutt'n like it. Thankfully it's over now, the next couple of days should be nice and clear and sunny.


Whazzap roonz and roonettez???
Posted by: GGE
---------

Oh yeah..., I meant to mention that we were through with that, and sending it your way. I got blown around pretty good in Charlotte on Monday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

516 BREAKING NEWS, an 18 wheeler was stolen from a Florance SC Truckstop. Cargo? Whiskey. Which one of you was it?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:10 PM (XIxXP)

517 yeah I read about Slayer at the magazine stands. 49, same as Douglas Adams

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (QTHTd)

518 Thanks Andycanuck

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (vgd4f)

519 >>As a person of faith I don't fear death for myself or anyone I love Best way to be. Stay strong, for him, for your sister, for you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (jIaZt)

520 We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.We fired once more and they began to runnin'down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico. In 1814 we took a little trip Along with Col Jackson down the mighty Missasip. ...

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (XFTOV)

521 Glen Danzig is an Italian kid for NJ.5'6 I think,funny how you can't tell if you just see a video.It really is hard to tell how tall actors are(unless they are Danny Devito or Peter Dinklage).

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (9XBK2)

522 BREAKING NEWS, an 18 wheeler was stolen from a Florance SC Truckstop. Cargo? Whiskey. Which one of you was it? ___ No, burp, uh comet.

Posted by: Some Moron at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (zPVBH)

523

77 - 89 if'n you want good music.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (j0Vpv)

524 We all die, lets face the fact

sure, why don't you go first, kinda show us how it's done?  if you need help, we want to be the first to know.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

525 what should i do? Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 11:07 PM (DeNjy) Douche and die you anus licking scumbag

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 07:11 PM (HVff2)

526 507 From NJ.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:12 PM (9XBK2)

527 You're welcome. But it looks like MAET!!! is no longer deleting. [cough; cough]

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 07:12 PM (9+vDU)

528 Yes, I'm yelling. The clouds were scarey as hell, and it blew some trees down in the 'hood.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 11:09 PM (4Mv1T)


The weird thing was it came across diagonally. I was heading south on US1, the clouds were all to the west and crossed the road behind me. I had sunshine and cloudless skies ahead and to my left and nothing but dark clouds behind and to my right. And then the wind, holy fuck, that wind...glad it's over.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:12 PM (yh0zB)

529 Which one of you was it?

Posted by: Oldsailors
--------------------

Uh..., well..., did they mention what kind of whiskey it is?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

530 ...Andersson's girlfriend, Ana Lilia Trujillo, 44, was charged with murder. *** So the question we all want to know - is Ms Trujillo a white Hispanic or will she go free?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2013 07:12 PM (zPVBH)

531 I wore out my CD player with Ruby Soho and Time Bomb by Rancid.

Posted by: no good deed at June 13, 2013 07:13 PM (mjR67)

532 Seriously,don't even engage it.That's what it wants.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:13 PM (9XBK2)

533

Glenn Danzig is almost as small as Paul Simon.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 07:13 PM (j0Vpv)

534 Uh..., well..., did they mention what kind of whiskey it is? Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 11:12 PM (aDwsi) Something Chicken or Chicken something or other.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:14 PM (XIxXP)

535 Oh yeah..., I meant to mention that we were through with that, and sending it your way. I got blown around pretty good in Charlotte on Monday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 11:10 PM (aDwsi)



Hey, thanks a pantload.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:14 PM (yh0zB)

536 GGE- It came from the Northwest, instead of fromt the usual west, or southwest. We had 70mph winds. I really expected a funnel in the clouds I saw.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

537 Posted by: Fox 2! at June 13, 2013 11:11 PM Old' Hick'ry said we could take 'em by surprise If didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes So we held our fire till we seen their faces well Then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave 'em...

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:15 PM (jIaZt)

538 Reagan's first wife apparently said she divorced him because he was boring, which I think is probably a much worse reflection on her than him. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at June 13, 2013 11:08 PM (lVb7s) Dang. That's why my ex-wife told me when she left...I was boring, dull, stupid (because I wasn't rich yet). So there's a very, very small connection between me and Ronaldus Magnus (I wouldn't dare to assume I'm half the guy he was).

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:15 PM (5J54Q)

539 Glenn Danzig is almost as small as Paul Simon. Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 11:13 PM (j0Vpv) But not as small as Ronnie James Dio, RIP

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:15 PM (XIxXP)

540 I know that look on Reagan's face! Unfortunately I'm having it way to often lately.

Posted by: Catseye at June 13, 2013 07:15 PM (c7wu3)

541 Hey, thanks a pantload. Posted by: GGE
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We endeavor to provide satisfactory service...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

542 NASCAR racer Jason Leffler killed last night in a dirt track race. So sad.

http://tinyurl.com/kjejd47

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 13, 2013 07:16 PM (BVkEs)

543 i just had to let it go

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:16 PM (DeNjy)

544 So umm, do y'all dislike Alice in Chains and Soundgarden?

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 13, 2013 07:16 PM (Tz35j)

545 519 Yeah,but his muscles make him look bigger.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:16 PM (9XBK2)

546 What an epic fuckin' rainstorm. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 11:07 PM (yh0zB) Brag, brag, brag.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 13, 2013 07:16 PM (C2/eH)

547 >>>Something Chicken or Chicken something or other. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet ----------------------------- Oh fer cryin' out loud. That was my order of Kickin' Chicken. So the whole truckload is GONE? CRAP.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:16 PM (4Mv1T)

548 The first time I heard the term "Head Start" was as a mere child, early elementary age, while visiting the cousins who were... Every family, I think, has that family that is just not quite right. Well, this family had all sorts of problems, hoo boy! They weren't even our real cousins, since my mom's parents, barely getting by, themselves, with their 5 kids, adopted these 2 boys from some distant  relation  where there was a huge alcohol problem. Anyhoo, later one of those boys married a crazy alcoholic himself. (He was actually  a good guy, though;  maybe had mommy issues from being abandoned.) Children, Head-Start,  yada, yada. All concerned turned out to be horrible people and about 50% in prison.  Didn't do them a fuckin' bit of good, because they were gonna be fuck-ups, from the get-go. That's the moral of my  long story (sorry). Fucked-up families usually beget fucked-up children, and programs like Head Start and welfare perpetuate it, and cost billions and billions of dollars. Adam Carolla is a rare, rare exception, and notice he didn't go to Head Start.

Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 07:17 PM (XyrkB)

549 Oh fer cryin' out loud. That was my order of Kickin' Chicken. So the whole truckload is GONE?

CRAP. Posted by: Tobacco Road
------------------------

Well, this is awkward...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

550 copy my words and i will go con

oko

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:17 PM (DeNjy)

551 Yeah,Dio was like 5'3 I think,also Italian.Southern Italians are short.My mothers family are mostly tiny,my little Grandma was stretching it if she was 4'11.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 07:17 PM (9XBK2)

552 But not as small as Ronnie James Dio, RIP Long time fan have an Elf LP before he hooked up,with Ritchie Blackmore.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 07:18 PM (HVff2)

553 NASCAR racer Jason Leffler killed last night in a dirt track race. So sad. He was a good kid and a fine racecar driver. If I can have a prayer fullfilled it would be that we all go doing what we love.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:18 PM (XIxXP)

554 DeNjy no match on the hash (or on "Aif/5", for what it's worth) Still, a little barely perceptible hum and a whiff of ozone is probably in order

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up today) at June 13, 2013 07:18 PM (JMmQ9)

555 Steevy: May God find his way to see your Father through this endeavor. May your family remain blessed and your strength be steeled by your faith; and of those closest to you. My prayers are with you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 07:18 PM (7gwGw)

556 I went to HeadStart. Not by choice, because, you know, parents.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:19 PM (5J54Q)

557 535 Oh fer cryin' out loud. That was my order of Kickin' Chicken. So the whole truckload is GONE? CRAP. Posted by: Tobacco Road ------------------------ Well, this is awkward... Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 11:17 PM (aDwsi) LMAO Ut Oh, somebody needs to do some poligizen right quick.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:19 PM (XIxXP)

558 He was a good kid and a fine racecar driver. If I can have a prayer fullfilled it would be that we all go doing what we love. Don't think Mrs Misanthrope would like that

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 07:20 PM (HVff2)

559 542 I went to HeadStart.

Not by choice, because, you know, parents.


Not your fault

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:20 PM (DeNjy)

560 Slap- You have put up some nice prayers in the ONT lately. You go, bro.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

561 >>>He was a good kid and a fine racecar driver. If I can have a prayer fullfilled it would be that we all go doing what we love. He died with his boots on. Probably about 50 years earlier than he wanted, but if you could ask him, I bet he'd be ok. May I be so lucky.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:20 PM (jIaZt)

562 So the whole truckload is GONE?

CRAP.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 11:16 PM (4Mv1T)



Well, I wouldn't say gone exactly...just otherwise directed. Kinda like, use as per the instructions unless...otherwise directed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:21 PM (yh0zB)

563 O's & Red Sox going to 12. I am sick and tired of these motherfucking overtime/ extra inning games on my motherfucking teevee.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:22 PM (jIaZt)

564 Yeah, sprint car racing (the open wheel dirt racing, not Nascar Sprint Cup racint) is very dangerous. Especially the non-wing variety. Leffler was in a winged sprint car. But one or two drivers die nearly every year in sprint cars. They're the fastest things on dirt. That's why they are popular. 4 people have died at sprint car races just this year. 2 drivers and two people in the pits.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 07:22 PM (ZPrif)

565 oh, nice, so now CW is getting sympathy from the f'n troll?


Yer doomed, CW. Dooooooomed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:23 PM (yh0zB)

566 That's a bunch of whiskey. Good luck fencing it without getting caught.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:23 PM (XIxXP)

567 I think Hammer has the ill gotten hootch. Party at Hammer's. Provided he gets the condensate drain fixed on his a/c.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:23 PM (4Mv1T)

568 Cold turkey

No future, no sky

Shes got me on the run

Blues pimple bones

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:24 PM (DeNjy)

569 Yer doomed, CW. Dooooooomed. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 11:23 PM (yh0zB) Just fan-flippin-TAS-tic.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:24 PM (5J54Q)

570 But not as small as Ronnie James Dio, RIP Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 11:15 PM (XIxXP) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1RguQL4jQ

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at June 13, 2013 07:24 PM (Vk2pI)

571 528 NASCAR racer Jason Leffler killed last night in a dirt track race. So sad.

http://tinyurl.com/kjejd47

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 13, 2013 11:16 PM (BVkEs)


Oh, that is awful.  The pic of his wrecked car is amazing.  Wow.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 07:24 PM (9GG/0)

572 >4 people have died at sprint car races just this year. 2 drivers and two people in the pits. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 11:22 PM (ZPrif) NSA just read that and is forwarding the comment to OSHA

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 07:25 PM (8sCoq)

573 Ralph Nader is blasting Obama as being a con man, maybe the worst con man ever to enter the White House.

Although I agree with Nader this one time, I think he's full of shit. Frankly, this guy makes his living off of his personal holiness. As long as Nader is out there, the scum in Boulder have a person to "support" so they can prove how pure they are.

If Nader really believed that Obama didn't deserve to win, he would have put his name on the ballot again in 2012 (as he did in 2000). But, he didn't.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 07:25 PM (QTHTd)

574 Whoops, it's the 13th inning, not the 12th. Damn, this scotch is good.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:25 PM (jIaZt)

575 'night kids. Remember to turn out the lights, and again..., Flag Day is tomorrow, or as we say on the East Coast, in 35 minutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

576 4 people have died at sprint car races just this year. 2 drivers and two people in the pits. All drivers sign the waivers and all fans have the fine print on the back of the ticket.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:26 PM (XIxXP)

577 551GGE, haha

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 07:26 PM (vgd4f)

578 'night Hammer. And don't drink all my juice.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:26 PM (4Mv1T)

579 Father God, Dad, Want to talk to ya about steevy Could you be with him and his family as they go through this? And the doctors and nurses, give them wisdom and guide their hands? Well, You know what they need better than I do so just do your God our provider and healer stuff if you would. In Jesus' name I (we?) ask this. Amen

Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 07:26 PM (/tk/V)

580 Winters bone

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:26 PM (DeNjy)

581 538 But not as small as Ronnie James Dio, RIP


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Randy Rhoades at June 13, 2013 07:27 PM (un8zR)

582 So umm, do y'all dislike Alice in Chains and Soundgarden?

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 13, 2013 11:16 PM (Tz35j)

 

I tried to get some love for AiC above. No bites. AiC and SG are my two favorite bands, I think, besides Led Zeppelin. Maybe because I'm a NW girl. Nah, then I would like Dave Matthews, too. My daughter loves him. Been to the Gorge about eight times to see him. Yuck.

Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 07:27 PM (XyrkB)

583 I don't need the sympathy, Raykon. Just stating the fact that I was in HeadStart for a year. The folks tell me I wasn't there to play catch-up, but rather to keep me from getting bored. Seems I was a very inquisitive kid. Anyway, after a year, they saw it wasn't helping my boredom, so they took me out and just bought me a World Book to read.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:27 PM (5J54Q)

584 I've heard the rumor that there will be .22 ammo in the local mart of walls tomorrow, so I'm off to greet the 7 AM ammo sales opening with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.


Right, well I plan to be there anyway.


So, I'm out. Catch you tomorrow night. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)

585 End of day two in Canada & I haven't killed anyone yet. "It's not even that he did it; it's that he did it so apparently effortlessly.  Reagan made his opponents look like chumps - which they were" The left are still chumps. If it wasn't for a willing media, everyone would see them for what they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2013 07:27 PM (t+DWU)

586 Good nite Mr. Hammer and the rest of you morons, time to call it a day. Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 13, 2013 07:28 PM (HVff2)

587 NSA just read that and is forwarding the comment to OSHA

More likely some Media Matters lurkers are doing that.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 07:28 PM (QTHTd)

588 Winters bone

we all die

i can live with the fact

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:28 PM (DeNjy)

589 Some very neat medieval and later helmets NOT linked in my sock. (H/T Small Dead Animals.)
io9.com/the-weirdest-and-fiercest-helmets-from-the-age-of-armor-510686611

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 07:28 PM (9+vDU)

590 Y'all remember it's the US Army's Bday tomorrow! Happy Bday US Army!

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 13, 2013 07:28 PM (Tz35j)

591 Xanax, Raykon. Get some flippin' Xanax. (Where's the TB3K when you need it?)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:29 PM (5J54Q)

592 Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 11:26 PM Perfect, teej

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up today) at June 13, 2013 07:29 PM (JMmQ9)

593 I would like to append an amen to Teej's prayer.

Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 07:29 PM (XyrkB)

594 Slap- You have put up some nice prayers in the ONT lately. You go, bro. Posted by: Tobacco Road ***** As a "jerk", I feel inspired at times. I don't mind getting on my knees thanking God for what I've been given. I only hope that my prayers reach the Heavens. I've gotten tired of praying for my own good. I only "thank" now. ...thank you, Tobacco Road. I can only hope that God is finally getting to me. For as many times as I've cursed His name, I owe Him so much more than I can ever give.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 07:29 PM (7gwGw)

595


Don't think Mrs Misanthrope would like that

 

As long as the cheerleader doesn't try to come to the funeral later, I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 13, 2013 07:29 PM (lr3d7)

596  I hate the fucking average 90's musician. To me the musicians in the 90's were the minimalists. They basically did as little as they could and still be called musicians. Drummers parked their kick ass drums of doom sets and started playing little drum sets no more impressive than that of an average street musician. Guitarists went from titans to twerps with their little faggy ghetto blaster sized combo amps and their shitty little stomp boxes. Couple that with their first year guitar student chords which they played with as much finesse as 2 flamers in a slap fight, bass players who might as well been wall paper, and singers who were sounding like they were taking nightly Tony Bennett enemas, and you end up with the perfect musical storm version of a shit sandwich from hell. There were less and less good places to play because these 90's bands spawned a whole bunch of worthless cover bands that weren't any more entertaining than a jukebox, so the club owners opted for the frigging jukebox and saved the cash.

Fuck those 90's bands.

Posted by: Berserker at June 13, 2013 07:30 PM (FMbng)

597 CW, that means you were into everything, right? lol The World Book was probably the best thing anyway, I had the whole set of them in my bedroom. On rainy days I'd pick one at random and start reading through it. I wonder if the folks still have them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:30 PM (yh0zB)

598 US Army: taking it to America's foes for 238 years.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 13, 2013 07:30 PM (Tz35j)

599 As long as the cheerleader doesn't try to come to the funeral later, I don't see the problem. Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 13, 2013 11:29 PM (lr3d7) Thanks for catching that, I flew over my head, LOL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:30 PM (XIxXP)

600 Fuck those 90's bands. Posted by: Berserker at June 13, 2013 11:30 PM (FMbng) Yeah FK EM, Whens Kip Winger goin on tour?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:31 PM (XIxXP)

601 Slap- You have put up some nice prayers in the ONT lately.

Agree!  Slap, you have a way with prayer that I really envy.  All I do is rail and beg at teh Big Guy.  I think He understands, but I stand in awe of your way with the good word.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

602 OK, and now I'm really out, Serious You Guys. Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 07:32 PM (yh0zB)

603 dont like the military much as i have first hand experience

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:32 PM (DeNjy)

604 Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 11:27 PM (XyrkB)


I always enjoyed Alice in Chains; they stood out because unlike other "grunge" bands, first and foremost they had the vocal harmony thing going on, and in addition, Jerry Cantrell was way ahead of the average Seattle mumbleshit in terms of guitar ability. They were able to craft some pretty songs / dirges, while their counterparts could not.

Posted by: Randy Rhoades at June 13, 2013 07:32 PM (un8zR)

605 >Ralph Nader is blasting Obama as being a con man, maybe the worst con man ever to enter the White House. I think Nader is disappointed that Obama wasn't Obama-y enough, not that he's some charlatan/manchurian candidate, as many of us feel

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 07:33 PM (8sCoq)

606 583 CW, that means you were into everything, right? lol The World Book was probably the best thing anyway, I had the whole set of them in my bedroom. On rainy days I'd pick one at random and start reading through it. I wonder if the folks still have them. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 13, 2013 11:30 PM (yh0zB) I'd do the same thing. I'd read anything I could find in the school library. The folks say they had my IQ tested, and it was at genius level. I still don't know what the hell happened.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:33 PM (5J54Q)

607 And that is about all I got. Haven't gone through all 581 comments yet. How about a cliff note version? Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 13, 2013 11:30 PM (OWjjx) Steevys dad is sick, we still love Ragan, and an 18 wheeler of Kicken Chicken whiskey was stolen from a truckstop in SC, we think it was Hammer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:33 PM (XIxXP)

608 594 And that is about all I got. Haven't gone through all 581 comments yet. How about a cliff note version? Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 13, 2013 11:30 PM (OWjjx) Steevys dad is sick, we still love Ragan, and an 18 wheeler of Kicken Chicken whiskey was stolen from a truckstop in SC, we think it was Hammer. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 11:33 PM (XIxXP) ...also, TFG is still a SCOMAF, and Raykon is still...odd.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:34 PM (5J54Q)

609 Slap and Teej- Keep up the GOOD work. You know what I mean. I think we are having Morons drop out due to stress from the news. IronGranpa said he's had enough for a while. Not with us, but just needed to decompress.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

610 The small tracks don't have much money to be sued for anyway. But injured fans can still sue despite the fine print on the ticket. The drivers clearly understand the risk they are taking. Dirt track racing is great, but has never worked on TV. Part of the problem all the flying dirt makes it hard to see the sponsor's logo on TV. Nascar truck series is actually having a dirt race at Eldora (Tone Stewart's dirt track) in an attempt to liven things up. World of Outlaws have tried to become the Nascar of dirt racing. Never quite made it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 07:35 PM (ZPrif)

611 Fishbone's 'The Reality of My Surroundings' is an awesome 90's record.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 07:35 PM (j0Vpv)

612 I'd do the same thing. I'd read anything I could find in the school library. The folks say they had my IQ tested, and it was at genius level. I still don't know what the hell happened. Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 11:33 PM (5J54Q) Same here, I got bored and stopped giving a fuck in seventh grade. I still liked to read though.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:35 PM (XIxXP)

613 I wasn't being critical of the kids who get put in Head Start. I was being critical of wasteful government spending, brought about by the usual hysterical cries of disadvantage, etc., all of which will be ameliorated by mo' money, and then  the very opposite happens, because subsidizing always creates more of the very thing being alleged to help stop, and what  is so hard about this?

Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 07:35 PM (XyrkB)

614 let's all feel good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QzqV28LdJ8

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 07:35 PM (8sCoq)

615 i  have a pocket full of money

trying to get u off my mind

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:35 PM (DeNjy)

616 And that is about all I got. Haven't gone through all 581 comments yet. How about a cliff note version? Well, there was, & then they said, & it was decided, but, and then..

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2013 07:36 PM (t+DWU)

617 Oops...socks are comfy, and I have wood floors, so I'm totally justified in forgetting to remove mine, right?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 07:36 PM (un8zR)

618 Nascar truck series is actually having a dirt race at Eldora (Tone Stewart's dirt track) in an attempt to liven things up. And when that happens you will see the greatest race car driver you have never heard of, Scott Bloomquist.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:36 PM (XIxXP)

619 600 I wasn't being critical of the kids who get put in Head Start. I was being critical of wasteful government spending, brought about by the usual hysterical cries of disadvantage, etc., all of which will be ameliorated by mo' money, and then the very opposite happens, because subsidizing always creates more of the very thing being alleged to help stop, and what is so hard about this? Posted by: kalneva at June 13, 2013 11:35 PM (XyrkB) Oh, I agree. Like I said earlier, the program didn't really help me any. I doubt it helped anyone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:37 PM (5J54Q)

620 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 11:33 PM (XIxXP)

This is why old dudes rock . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:37 PM (8lmkt)

621 604 And that is about all I got. Haven't gone through all 581 comments yet. How about a cliff note version? Well, there was, & then they said, & it was decided, but, and then.. Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2013 11:36 PM (t+DWU) Best. Summary. EVAH.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:37 PM (5J54Q)

622 I think Nader is disappointed that Obama wasn't Obama-y enough, not that he's some charlatan/manchurian candidate, as many of us feel

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 13, 2013 11:33 PM (8sCoq)


Well, it takes one to know one, doesn't it?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 13, 2013 07:38 PM (+XVQe)

623 Hope I make it to be an old dude.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:38 PM (5J54Q)

624 Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 11:31 PM (8lmkt) ***** As a "manly-man", I wish I could tell you that I'm not in tears right now. ...my blessings keep continuing. A few keystrokes and the return is always tenfold. May God continue to Bless us all. Thank Him because we're all His children. DAMNIT! I'm like a weepy-ass Glenn Beck. ...let's get back to the vindictive funny!

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 07:39 PM (7gwGw)

625 DAMNIT! I'm like a weepy-ass Glenn Beck. Glenn is cryin cause the weight of the gold coins in his pockets are pinching his nuttsack.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:40 PM (XIxXP)

626 songs

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:40 PM (DeNjy)

627 the trail

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:41 PM (DeNjy)

628 awesome awesome  ONT

Posted by: thunderb at June 13, 2013 07:41 PM (nH8jP)

629 I've heard of Bloomquist. Even know what he looks like. Was just reading a story about him the other day. Apparently he's potentially in some trouble with the police. Emphasis on potentially. Apparently a guy working for him said he threatened him ... went to the cops. Now it's under investigation apparently. Maybe nothing. Maybe something. Bloomquist is one of the all time great dirt racers.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 07:42 PM (ZPrif)

630 Same here, I got bored and stopped giving a fuck in seventh grade. I still liked to read though.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 11:35 PM (XIxXP)

I'm one of those as well. It wouldn't surprise me to find that "gifted" kids who don't fit the mold (or outright reject it, whether consciously or otherwise), might do so because they're wired to believe in different things.  Once I was aware enough of the world around me to start making value judgments, there was no question on which side I'd fall, and I can think of occasions prior  where I telegraphed that future without (and unable to) explain why I picked one side over the other.  My parents are reflex republicans in that they vote the way they feel they should, and knowing them as I do, they're correct in that, but they're certainly not the types to expound on first principles or anything like that.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 07:42 PM (un8zR)

631 Hey, somebody refill my scotch please. This chair is comfy. O's WIN IN 13!!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:43 PM (jIaZt)

632 >>>Hope I make it to be an old dude. Posted by: Captain Whitebread ---------------------------------------- It ain't all it's cracked up to be, but beats the alternative.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:43 PM (4Mv1T)

633 OK, i'm out just tryin' to get ahead of the 'responsible adult' curve...I'll enjoy re-reading this thread tomorrow morning... tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up today) at June 13, 2013 07:43 PM (JMmQ9)

634 Bloomquist is one of the all time great dirt racers. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 11:42 PM (ZPrif) I raced against him in the miller genuine draft 101 at Kankakee speedway. He's a nice guy, he really is. NASCAR doesn't particularly enjoy his lifestyle choices although he has cleaned up over the years.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (XIxXP)

635 'night AJ.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (4Mv1T)

636 Glenn is cryin cause the weight of the gold coins in his pockets are pinching his nuttsack. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 11:40 PM (XIxXP) ****** That's a dick-move, bro. I'm not "all-in" on Glenn, but I've got more faith than that.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (7gwGw)

637 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 11:42 PM (un8zR) Heh. Funny finding kindred souls of a sort. One more reason I love the HQ.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (5J54Q)

638

http://tinyurl.com/n4pryyf

A little something to celebrate the US Army's 238th tomorrow. If you see a soldier tomorrow, give him/her a hug.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (Tz35j)

639 Im I gonna watch a movie with the hubs. Will check back later to see if ya'll are drunk and disorderly.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (vgd4f)

640 ah, very cool

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 07:45 PM (ZPrif)

641 'night Lou.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

642 Night lou. I'm drunk and disorderly right now. About to be drunk and asleep.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:46 PM (jIaZt)

643 Randy Rhodes, yes, it's the harmony! And the guitar, as you said. Whale and wasp is my fav.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 13, 2013 07:47 PM (XyrkB)

644 girls
we are gonna die
but no heaven, no hell

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:47 PM (DeNjy)

645 That's a dick-move, bro. I'm not "all-in" on Glenn, but I've got more faith than that. Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 11:44 PM (7gwGw) I'm on of the biggest beck supporters you'll ever meet, but he has done well for himself and earned every bit of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:47 PM (XIxXP)

646 Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 11:39 PM (7gwGw)

It is absolutely crucial to wake up in a place of gratitude, Slap.  If necessary (don't ask me how I know, lol), one must kick one's ass into that place, prior to leaving the horizontal happy place.  We will all get through this together.  Lotta love here at the hq.  I am forever grateful for that . . . and you . . . and the horde.


Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:48 PM (8lmkt)

647 A little something to celebrate the US Army's 238th tomorrow. If you see a soldier tomorrow, give him/her a hug.


I got out a long time ago. I'll touch myself tomorrow.

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 07:48 PM (z9HTb)

648 man this e3 writeup is gonna suck due to my attention to EVE and hell, I might actually write about EVE which will not be good

Posted by: The Dude at June 13, 2013 07:48 PM (vJdyz)

649 beck is a con weasel

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:48 PM (DeNjy)

650 Bloomquist is one of the all time great dirt racers.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 11:42 PM (ZPrif)


To his credit, that's how he will be talked about on his way out. Flatbush Joe, if he was for real in NC car country, that investigation gets buried with Bloomquist.  They don't piss on local heroes out that way.  He raced cars, so unless there was some kind of serious dick-stickin' or gun-threatenin; they'll let him be, and any complainers will shut it down with no easy payday.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 07:49 PM (un8zR)

651 Good enough for me, OSPP/B2016. I didn't recognize the "josh". --My apologies.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 07:50 PM (7gwGw)

652 okay, also drunk and disorderly, gonna get the feline overlords squared away and go to bed.  prayers up for steevy and his dad, first and foremost.  then prayers for the horde.  xoxo, friends.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt)

653 midwest has a great dirt track tradition seems many track owners have huge troubles making it work as a business though racing is expensive and fans have so many other things to do with their time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 07:51 PM (ZPrif)

654 G' night peach.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:52 PM (XIxXP)

655 people die

i don't love the idea

but its a fact

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:52 PM (DeNjy)

656 Willow, I was driving last night and didn't ge to say "praise and thank God" you're ok....I'm happy for you...

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 07:53 PM (6InpM)

657 Night peaches. You are as awesome as your red sox are bad at beisbol. I'm out too. Do some reading before bed.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 13, 2013 07:54 PM (jIaZt)

658 death
hates
life

round robin

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:54 PM (DeNjy)

659 I need to get out of here, too. Best wishes to y'all. Will the last one out stomp Raykon for me? Thankyewverruhmuch.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 07:54 PM (5J54Q)

660 STEEVY, God grant your dad more time..

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 07:55 PM (6InpM)

661 midwest has a great dirt track tradition seems many track owners have huge troubles making it work as a business though racing is expensive and fans have so many other things to do with their time. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 13, 2013 11:51 PM (ZPrif) Yep, I've raced at Southlake (closed due to yuppy encroachment, Kankakee, LaSalle and Mederiville.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:55 PM (XIxXP)

662 'night Peach, and DC

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

663 'night Capt. W

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

664 salient
satient

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 07:56 PM (DeNjy)

665 So are we giving non-military to Istanbul-not Constantinople. Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 07:56 PM (Wl/Ht)

666 Hugs {{{Peaches}}} May the day never go by that you don't know how much you're loved around here.

Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 07:56 PM (d4o2E)

667 636 Fluffy, I haven't spent the night w/my soldier for 16 days... I may work in a kiss...

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 07:57 PM (6InpM)

668 (DeNjy) There are rules against talking to, er, unwelcome guests here. But it's midnight, and I have a fresh scotch. What's up with you? Speak.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:58 PM (4Mv1T)

669 I havn't did the dishes yet and made coffee for tomorrow. Later Rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 07:58 PM (XIxXP)

670 One more reason I love the HQ.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 13, 2013 11:44 PM (5J54Q)

How'd it work out for you, having been told how special and different you were, on a social level in grade school?  It made me no friends. That BS continued through Jr. High (or Middle School, in the South) with still no benefits.  My family moved to TN before I started high school, and I was just a regular kid again.  I played football (poorly), did some student council (not well-received) and otherwise was never treated as special.  I think it helped - you know who else never tells me about how special I am? The man I work for whose primary interest is whether or not my team runs their machines as efficiently as possible, get trained as required, and keep their heads down.  After all the special snowflake stuff (and there was some in college), it's good to live in a world with standards clearly marked and applicable to most everybody.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 07:58 PM (un8zR)

671 Now

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 07:58 PM (6InpM)

672 Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 11:56 PM (d4o2E)

dammit, now I got somethin' in my eye . . .  thank you, teej, that was really sweet.

Posted by: Peaches at June 13, 2013 07:58 PM (8lmkt)

673 now?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 07:59 PM (6InpM)

674 'night Teej, Sven, OSP.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 07:59 PM (4Mv1T)

675 it's good to live in a world with standards clearly marked and applicable to most everybody. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 11:58 PM (un8zR) Another thing that should be carved on a rock somewhere.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (XIxXP)

676 Argh

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (6InpM)

677 TR, I believe I missed it, but how did 3-gun go?

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (Wl/Ht)

678 i believe in shit

god come git me

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (DeNjy)

679 even sorrier that Reagan is not still in office

In his current state, he couldn't stink up the Oval Office worse than what we got now

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (QTHTd)

680 i got nothing to hide

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (DeNjy)

681 665 tobaco road, Night o I'm gonna eject too

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:02 PM (6InpM)

682 Did the Reps at least kick the shit out of the Dems in baseball tonight? Or was it cancelled?

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 08:03 PM (Wl/Ht)

683 Sounds like the worms are heading to bed...

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:03 PM (DeNjy)

684 666 it's good to live in a world with standards clearly marked and applicable to most everybody.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 11:58 PM (un8zR)

Another thing that should be carved on a rock somewhere.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 14, 2013 12:00 AM (XIxXP)


I'm copying the whole thing because 1) I got the magic number accidentally, but I'ts mine, all mine. 2) We've already pissed all over what appropriately should be there.  Credit goes to OSP for the assist, of course.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:03 PM (un8zR)

685 RWC- There were 85 shooters. About 15 on my squad, about half of which were the USMC Combat Shooting Team. And it was hot as hell for early summer. Let me tell you. Those young Marines are DEADLY. I didn't do so good. Have since traded the handgun I used for another. And need a better shotgun. And lots of practice. LOTS.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:04 PM (4Mv1T)

686 worms, what are u hiding???

u can't hide as we are all guilty of something ...

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:05 PM (DeNjy)

687 Well crimeny, didn't mean to make ya cry. Was hopin' to make ya feel good. Sorry

Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 08:05 PM (erYRT)

688 (DeNjy) Worms? And what of you? Stand out in the light and speak like a human.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:06 PM (4Mv1T)

689 The thing about Nader was that at least you knew where he stood.  Where he wanted to take the country.  Odogeater was a mystery! WTF was hope and change as a platform?  But that's OK because Meg MCmuffin's daddy said "my friends we have nothing to fear from a (Muslim) in the White House" And now we are going down the road to Damascus? May the lord protect us!!!! Drunken rant off.(disclaimer)Like a idjut I voted for Nader over TFG and the puffy joweled fucked. At least he was honest!!!!! (hangs head in shame)

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 08:08 PM (u6lBN)

690 death is a soldier

so

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:08 PM (DeNjy)

691

Thanks for catching that, I flew over my head, LOL.

 

It's what I'm here for.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 13, 2013 08:08 PM (lr3d7)

692 Evenin'!

I see the TB3K has done some renumbering tonight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 13, 2013 08:09 PM (jGsIV)

693 Night TR. Keep it between the ditches,,, or make sure someone's there to hold your beer if not.

Posted by: teej at June 13, 2013 08:10 PM (ma+gB)

694 I didn't do so good. Have since traded the handgun I used for another. And need a better shotgun.

And lots of practice. LOTS.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2013 12:04 AM (4Mv1T)

That sounds like somebody tried 3-gun for the first time.  Credit to you - I'm still too worried about basic fundamentals to even try it.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:10 PM (un8zR)

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:10 PM (DeNjy)

696 Thanks Teej.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:10 PM (4Mv1T)

697 657 tooth, Ad the cherry pit cracked addled scoamf suckers are not yet abed

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:11 PM (6InpM)

698 BTW. I voted for Reagan 2 times  and GWB 2 times. How effed up is that?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 08:12 PM (u6lBN)

699 KNEEL BEFORE ZUUL

Posted by: ZUUL at June 13, 2013 08:12 PM (9GG/0)

700 I hate the truth

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:12 PM (DeNjy)

701 BTW. I voted for Reagan2 times and GWB 2 times. How effed up is that?

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 14, 2013 12:12 AM (u6lBN)


Same here.

Posted by: Berserker at June 13, 2013 08:12 PM (FMbng)

702 OKAY, NOW KNEEL BEFORE ZUUL

Posted by: ZUUL at June 13, 2013 08:13 PM (9GG/0)

703 Tobacco Road, What SG you using?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:13 PM (6InpM)

704 WELL SHIT

Posted by: ZUUL at June 13, 2013 08:13 PM (9GG/0)

705 663 657 tooth,

Ad the cherry pit cracked addled scoamf suckers are not yet abed

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:11 AM (6InpM)

And guys like you are also awake.  Should that day come, <====Advantage Sven.  I'll haul gear or something.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:13 PM (un8zR)

706 St Pat- I really had no business. But it was $30, and I had three guns, and it was only 25 minutes from my house. My home range is indoor and I wanted to shoot outside. Truth is, even if my squad hadn't been so badass and made me feel small, it was still all day, and hot. I think once I find another mag for my new pistol I'm going to try some IDPA. Pistol shooting was my real downfall at three gun. So pistol matches will help.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

707 "Did the Reps at least kick the shit out of the Dems in baseball tonight? Or was it cancelled?" Posted by: RWC at June 14, 2013 12:03 AM (Wl/Ht) As the biggest baseball fan on these forums, and a fan of your posts... What The Fuck Are You Talking About?

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 08:14 PM (7gwGw)

708 Sven- I only have a Moss 500 pump, 5+1. That slowed me down. But pistol shooting was where I really struggled. I used a full sized Glock 21SF (.45acp) and shot miserably.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:16 PM (4Mv1T)

709 Let me tell you. Those young Marines are DEADLY. I didn't do so good. Have since traded the handgun I used for another. And need a better shotgun. And lots of practice. LOTS. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2013 12:04 AM (4Mv1T) Great to hear about the Marines kickin' ass. Also great to hear you got out there. Want to bite the bullet and do that or IDPA but i need TONS more time under my belt.

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 08:17 PM (Wl/Ht)

710 670 St Pat, Well even awake I hardly make sense.... Anyone can get proficient with a few hundred reps.... By a few hundred I meant ~ 24 hundred... And honestly I'm so rusty I could be a bridge in a blue hellhole

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:18 PM (6InpM)

711 I think once I find another mag for my new pistol I'm going to try some IDPA. Pistol shooting was my real downfall at three gun. So pistol matches will help.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2013 12:14 AM (4Mv1T)

Plenty of good vids on the youtubes showing how to effectively practice while dry-firing.  Also some neat tools - check out iSniper.com for a smartphone-based training program that looked good on ttag.com today.  I've neglected my pistol skills (lame as they are) because I just enjoy rifles more.  I need to get back in the swing of pistol shooting.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:18 PM (un8zR)

712 Hey Moar-ons.  Friday for zeera.  Looks like I just missed the debil number...

Posted by: zeera at June 13, 2013 08:18 PM (3dXwx)

713

I imagine the republicans dnt even show up for the game. And yet the best the dims could do was 22 points.  But Biden was pitching.  hahahaha

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 08:19 PM (u6lBN)

714 666 I hate the truth

somboy is lying

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:20 PM (DeNjy)

715 But Biden was pitching. hahahaha

He had to, TFG is always "catching".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 13, 2013 08:20 PM (jGsIV)

716 673 Tobacco Road, Ah yes the Mossy we jawed on that.... You may want to go to the 590, I'm not a semi-auto guy much but I'm thinking of having my gunsmith make a browning auto 5 trench gun "replica"

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:20 PM (6InpM)

717

So is anything interesting going on tonight?

 

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2013 08:21 PM (LI48c)

718 (DeNjy) Speak, when spoken to. ...or leave. You spend an evening here and post. Explain yourself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:21 PM (4Mv1T)

719 675 670 St Pat,

Well even awake I hardly make sense....

Anyone can get proficient with a few hundred reps....

By a few hundred I meant ~ 24 hundred...

And honestly I'm so rusty I could be a bridge in a blue hellhole

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:18 AM (6InpM)


What I meant was simply along the lines of "nobody ever fully forgets something, and their ability to recall that talent is likely proportional to whether or not that talent was used under conditions of high stress."

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:21 PM (un8zR)

720 So far as pistols I'd ponder 9mm, or .40 smith with a PX4 or Sig 250

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:22 PM (6InpM)

721 howdy Looks like a troll was afoot

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:22 PM (s/TCI)

722 You spend an evening here and post. Explain yourself.

Freedom

Posted by: Truth at June 13, 2013 08:23 PM (DeNjy)

723 As the biggest baseball fan on these forums, and a fan of your posts... What The Fuck Are You Talking About? Posted by: Slapweasel at June 14, 2013 12:14 AM (7gwGw) LOL. Not crazy slapweasel, the Annual Congressional Charity Game. http://tinyurl.com/n73bhq9 Not surprising the Reps got their ass kicked 22-0.

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 08:23 PM (Wl/Ht)

724 677 Hey Moar-ons. Friday for zeera. Looks like I just missed the debil number...

Posted by: zeera at June 14, 2013 12:18 AM (3dXwx)


Took care of that for you, and as you can see by my nic, there will be no (no-legged biological) snakes on the way.  I can't promise anything on the humans with the (nonexistent) souls of Rattlesnakes, but most of them seem to be cabinet-level, so they won't slum here with us.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:24 PM (un8zR)

725 Sven- I sold an autoload. 'cause it jams. A good one is great for three gun, but unless I get a dedicated SG for that, I like what I got. I like my Moss for HD. I have a 28" barrel with Accuset chokes if I need a bird gun, and I also have a vent ribbed 20" barrel, also with Accuset chokes for HD, or SHTF

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:24 PM (4Mv1T)

726 Hi Jake. Just Raycon tonight. Usual blathering. Unable to fully communicate but understands our symantics. sad, really.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:26 PM (4Mv1T)

727 684 So far as pistols I'd ponder 9mm, or .40 smith with a PX4 or Sig 250

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:22 AM (6InpM)


Why the .40? Seems like it can't accomplish the jobs of the smaller 9mm or larger .45, but does manage to do neither with a recoil impulse less pleasant than either.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:27 PM (un8zR)

728 683 St Pat of TN, Duly noted sorry if I semed cross..... I am a fair shot when tuned up BUT I think hide and go sek orienteering is as important..... I'll put it this way I'd rather have 6 marksmen who understood terrain/cover/creeping than 6 experts who sucked at fieldcraft.... Now 2 experts w/good fieldcraft can tree the 6 marksmen so it's a curve

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:27 PM (6InpM)

729 The heat for 3 gun shot guns are remington Versa Max Winchester SX3/FN SLP Benelli M2 Put a Nordic Components mag extension on it so it will hold at least 8 in the tube FWIW

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:28 PM (s/TCI)

730 Sorry for being MIA but Elizabeth Moon's latest novel arrived today.  So I have promptly and pretty thoroughly devoured all 505 pages of Limits of Power.  And now I feel like Kieri after Amrothlin has given a lecture on elven history, my brain just over brimming in a happy good way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 13, 2013 08:31 PM (brJMf)

731 690 St Pat TN, Well partly b/c amo is still plentiful were I've stopped in IN OH WV VA NC and SC I'd have to watch and see if the issue in time was recoil, posture, or overanalyzing the .45t ballistic envelope.... 45 is an art....for flatter trajectory .357 sig is optimal IMHO... .40 is good enough for LE I suppose and in a SHTF situation will be laying around

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:31 PM (6InpM)

732 Posted by: RWC at June 14, 2013 12:23 AM (Wl/Ht) ***** Dear Lord. You'd figure if Hispanics were "natural Republicans", there would be less of a run-differential. At least they are "Capitalists". ...right? ...right? ....maybe?!? Doomed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 08:31 PM (7gwGw)

733 505 pages in one afternoon. AP, we are honored to have someone here who is both smart AND sober. Never mind your other knowledge and attributes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:33 PM (4Mv1T)

734 .40 is good enough for LE I suppose and in a SHTF situation will be laying around Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:31 AM (6InpM) .40 and 9mm fit in the same size frame so a smaller gun with better ballistics than the 9mm

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:33 PM (s/TCI)

735 688 TR, I am a pump gun guy at heart too... The 590 is used by the Army the Auto 5 tuned is legendary reliable... My Rem 870 cop surplus does okay.... You know my Ithaca fetish

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:35 PM (6InpM)

736 Hi Anna
glad you enjoyed the book

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 08:35 PM (9GG/0)

737 All this talk about other calibers. I shot a tighter group than my Colt 1911 with my "new" G30. My home defense arsenal is now complete.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:36 PM (4Mv1T)

738 .40 has a snappier recoil than 9mm or.45 dumbest thing I've ever done is shot a Beretta CX4 sub compact .40 in February so your hands are nice and cold. I didn't even finish the mag, just gave it back to the owner

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:36 PM (s/TCI)

739 694 690 St Pat TN,

Well partly b/c amo is still plentiful were I've stopped in IN OH WV VA NC and SC

I'd have to watch and see if the issue in time was recoil, posture, or overanalyzing the .45t ballistic envelope....

45 is an art....for flatter trajectory .357 sig is optimal IMHO...

.40 is good enough for LE I suppose and in a SHTF situation will be laying around

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:31 AM (6InpM)

I'm a 9mm guy, so I might as well announce that bias.  Since .45 is no death ray, I'll take the extra capacity, especially with the advances in modern ammo available.  That said, if it ever got ugly, it would be long-gun time.  Big fan of .30-06 here, but coming to appreciate 6.5 Grendel as well.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:38 PM (un8zR)

740 697 Jake in ID, From a reloading standpoint I also think there's a lot of potential headspace to find good bore harmonics with your recipe.... .40 intrigues me from a tinkering standpoint

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:38 PM (6InpM)

741 Aawww thanks TR. 

Moon has again written of a world filled with elves, magic, treachery, honor, loyalty, love, and much courage.  In the first trilogy her elves were as perfect as any other writer of the Alfar had made them.  But like all other characters, they too have changed and shown more of their true selves in the new series.  And there are still many more mysteries to be sussed out and I want the next book right now. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 13, 2013 08:39 PM (brJMf)

742 but coming to appreciate 6.5 Grendel as well. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 14, 2013 12:38 AM (un8zR) I did some ballistics once on a 6.5Grendell once. I think it is supersonic to 1200 yards

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (s/TCI)

743 .45 is no death ray. True. They're like Hardly Davidsons and Buicks. Old habits are hard to break, and I've owned all three.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (4Mv1T)

744 703 697 Jake in ID,

From a reloading standpoint I also think there's a lot of potential headspace to find good bore harmonics with your recipe....

.40 intrigues me from a tinkering standpoint

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:38 AM (6InpM)


Handloading introduces more variables...a true 10mm runs about like a S&W .41 mag, so you might get terminal ballistics akin to .357 mag from the .40....the question then is how quickly can you make follow-up shots as needed?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (un8zR)

745 From a reloading standpoint I also think there's a lot of potential headspace to find good bore harmonics with your recipe.... .40 intrigues me from a tinkering standpoint Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:38 AM (6InpM) If you handload lots of varriations for the .40 Another one is the 10mm you can drive it fast for full power loads or slow it down to less than .40 speeds since they use the same bullits

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:42 PM (s/TCI)

746

Liked the 9mm and 45 both, for different reasons.

My hazy memory is that the 45 makes a somewhat bigger mess than the 9mm at close range?

Posted by: otho at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (9gNQd)

747 Posted by: Slapweasel at June 14, 2013 12:31 AM (7gwGw) I think Boehner told the Reps to work with the Dems and make it entertaining for the people. The Dems proceeded to treat the Reps in the usual fashion and bend them over. Nevertheless, the Reps were satisfied with cleaning the Dems dugout (like usual.)

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (Wl/Ht)

748 702 St Pat TN, Yeah Vic and I have gone over the .45 cult... I'm not a magic caliber guy... Ayoob. LOVES 9mm in all but cold climate... .45 then Cirillo was a big fan of .38 Semi Wad +ps on the job and 9mm +p later both also liked 45 Cirillo's study on wound cavitation potential was well done I'm on the phone if I fire up the laptop tomorrow I'll link to the one shot stop study...

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (6InpM)

749 I'm out folks. Don't want to miss Friday altogether.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 08:45 PM (4Mv1T)

750 The natives are getting restless.




Had a quick chat with my across-the-street neighbor when he got home from work. He tells me that one guy he was talking to was full of conspiracy theories that we're going to get a currency haircut like Cyprus and that DHS was buying a bazillion rounds of ammo and giving 12,000 military personnel carriers to local police departments; another guy he knows who is an MP got odd "civil order control" documents -- normal ones have vague stuff like "identify yourself, call for everyone to be vigilant"....these had different stuff for East Coast cities and West Coast cities; he had a talk with an investment advisor who says that everyone is looking for places to put their money that the government won't hose; another guy he knows is going to gold.




Now, if it were me saying these things, that'd be one thing.....'cept, of course, we're not going to do a Cyprus -- we're all headed towards more of an Argentina; we shouldn't go for gold, 'cause it's already been illegal to hold in the previous century (May 1, 1933 - Dec 31, 1974 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102 ); the bazillion rounds of ammo thing has been significantly debunked; and I'm a CPA -- it's ALWAYS been about putting money in places that the government won't hose. But this is my neighbor.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 08:45 PM (T1005)

751 Sabrins Chase, if you're still around, I emailed as requested.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at June 13, 2013 08:45 PM (lVb7s)

752 'night TR

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:46 PM (s/TCI)

753
I did some ballistics once on a 6.5Grendell once.

I think it is supersonic to 1200 yards

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 14, 2013 12:40 AM (s/TCI)


That's what I've seen, which is not surprising, since it's a necked-up 6mm PPC.  There's plenty of people using it to take deer with non-target bullets, but at normal ranges.  The crazy supersonic distances are being done with SMKs and Hornady A-Max, IIRC, all by long range competitors. It's mostly a target round, but I think a handloader could find useful projectiles for it which would make it a clean hunting round for whitetail-sized game and below.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:46 PM (un8zR)

754 So Anna, what are you doing up so late?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 08:47 PM (9GG/0)

755 good night TR

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 08:47 PM (9GG/0)

756 Chemjeff, besides reading?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 13, 2013 08:48 PM (brJMf)

757 But this is my neighbor. Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:45 AM (T1005) lots of nervous folks out there for sure

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:48 PM (s/TCI)

758 $.02  Just thought I'd put mine in for what it's worth.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 13, 2013 08:50 PM (+9AX9)

759 Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:45 AM (T1005)

I hear ya, cthulhu


I just don't think there is much faith in anything anymore when it comes to investing.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 08:51 PM (9GG/0)

760 lots of nervous folks out there for sure

 

 

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 14, 2013 12:48 AM (s/TCI)

 

 

If you're not nervous... then you must be that really Hot chick at the beginning of the Horror movie... you know... the one who goes off by herself???

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 08:51 PM (lZBBB)

761 but I think a handloader could find useful projectiles for it which would make it a clean hunting round for whitetail-sized game and below. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 14, 2013 12:46 AM (un8zR) energy wise it is similar to a .30-30, which has taken millions of deer. The 6.5 hunting bullets have a better BC than the .30-30 so should shoot flatter

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:51 PM (s/TCI)

762 707 St Pat of TN, A valid point of course the much maligned .380 is controllable... Thing is and not putting on airs if I get licensed and bonded and carry I pray I never have to pull and from a liability standpoint am looking for near .357 mag SWC performance so I don't need follow ups... I'll confess my advice on 3 gun is in light of the fact I plan to carry a Chiappaa Rhino w/stage 2 trigger in .357 No round has a higher documented 1 shot stop rate in pistol caliber for LE style shoots than good .357 ammo and I prefer whelgun reliability

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:51 PM (6InpM)

763 Anna, uh, yeah I guess

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 08:51 PM (9GG/0)

764 Goodnight, Morons.  Sorry I missed you, O Tentacled one.  Jake, if you have any thoughts on the 6.5 or other cartridges that can squeeze out max performance from the AR-15 super short action, let me know.  I'm planning a "because I can" build and don't intend for practicality to intrude more than necessary.  Whatever it ends up being, it just has to be good at one thing.  Note that I'm leaning "flat and fast" as opposed to "short and fat", so no .458 SOCOM or .50 Beowulf.  6.8 was on the list, but 6.5 has it beat in every way other than magazines, which I can deal with, so it's the leader in the clubhouse.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 13, 2013 08:53 PM (un8zR)

765 6.5 Gren. Is near my dream round of 6.5*50 for a tweener AR... Any shooter should try 6.5.swede or 7.5 swiss both are pncil flat

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:54 PM (6InpM)

766 If you're not nervous... Posted by: Romeo13 at June 14, 2013 12:51 AM (lZBBB) I'm nervous as shit. *non stop printing by the Fed *the mid east is on fire *the muslims vs. natives in Europe

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:54 PM (s/TCI)

767 Is anyone else getting seeing the Belk ads on the AOS homepage? Did they do their best to make that guy look like the bearded-lady or what?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 08:55 PM (DPdf7)

768 'night St PTN

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:57 PM (s/TCI)

769 Actually ChemJeff heading to bed. 

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 13, 2013 08:58 PM (brJMf)

770 Any shooter should try 6.5.swede or 7.5 swiss both are pncil flat Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 12:54 AM (6InpM) I think those are long action right?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:58 PM (s/TCI)

771 'night AP

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (s/TCI)

772 Dear HP,

Thanks for the new motherboard.  It lasted long enough to run fsck against my drives, then it died the same way as the last one.

Please, in the future, do not send me Fry's returns as new equipment.  We're paying way too much in maintenance contract fees.

In other words, go fuck yourselves you bunch of money grubbing retards.

Love,

B Basura

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 13, 2013 09:01 PM (jGsIV)

773 good night Anna

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 09:04 PM (9GG/0)

774 729 Jake in ID, Being nervous is good... Running to the left of Obama on military adveturing and foreign folly is better I suspect.... It'll confuse his caucus and after reflection I think the entire military needs a reset akin to -27-'39 IMHO we're way out of whack on fll spectrum potential.... Good wargaming to find doctrines and a politica class with a strategic gameplan beyond variations of suck Islam's crank.... I digress and I am probably screaming a dying wish rather than anything able to happen

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:04 PM (6InpM)

775 I am going to drink one more Budweiser and smoke a bit of weed before I go to bed. I don't think I'm "offending" Conservatives when I say that. ...that's an "old-fashioned Alinsky". -One part ridicule -One part lie. -Three parts repetition. -Add salt to taste. If anyone needs a prayer within the next hour, I'd be HONORED to oblige your request. I've been honored to have been ignored for months. That's "the deal". Nobody quotes me because I'm not that quotable. You're not as funny as you think, (even if you've done comedy.) -Deal with it. My worst nightmare? ---being called "clever". That's the nicest way to tell you that you're not funny, but "punny" --or-- unquotable. (We'll hang around the fire with you. You need to shut up, though.) AllenG(DedicatedTenther), reminds me of a quote about brevity being a precursor to intelligence. -Quick Quotes. -Good Answers. -Know the Other Side. -Math -(Should Be #1 ...#politics). I've said too much. ...I've said enough. I don't have Hamilton quotes for this. It doesn't deserve them.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 09:06 PM (7gwGw)

776 733 Jake in ID, Yup mostly in bolt guns...the 6.5 swede was in the AG 42 so.... Just saying both are a JOY to use....

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:06 PM (6InpM)

777 oh and did anyone catch that BHO backing the'rebels' in Syria means he is backing Sunni islam. I'm sure the Shia's have clued into that

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 09:07 PM (s/TCI)

778 I'd rather not spend the $100 if I don't need to, but I imagine a broken AC, unlike a low freon AC might lower the trade in value.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2013 11:06 PM (zPVBH)


There should be a Murphy switch, that will shut off the compressor if the refrigerant level gets too low.


Check your local auto supply stores. Most of them should have kits for sale, a can of refrigerant, CFC-134a, and a charging hose, for about $20. Takes about ten minutes to add it to the system. You may also find kits that contain a blended hydrocarbon refrigerant, but if your system still has some CFC-134a in it, that's what you should top up with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2013 09:08 PM (fNpC1)

779 Posted by: Slapweasel at June 14, 2013 01:06 AM (7gwGw) **** Heh. Stream of consciousness commenting?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:08 PM (DPdf7)

780 Evening Rons/Ettes!

Posted by: Zakn at June 13, 2013 09:09 PM (Bvf82)

781 hi Zakn

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 09:10 PM (9GG/0)

782 740 Jake in ID, Numbers wise he should....of course I think he has other motives as well

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:10 PM (6InpM)

783

Now we've got this little gem from Bloomberg News:

http://tinyurl.com/mvaew4f

Thousands of firms are in bed with Big Brother at the NSA. In exchange for letting the US govt have "special access", they get all sort of perks. Note Microsoft is a big player.

  Those who alleged that the spooks had "moles" inside the tech companies whose job was to make sure the US govt. had its own little special doors to their systems look to be correct now.

    I'm now going to assume my Linksys router has a backdoor in it for the NSA, as well as Windows, and the firewall software I run. Mac OS probably does as well.

     Only question is Linux, but it wouldn't surprise me if they compromised them as well via hook or crook.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at June 13, 2013 09:11 PM (Pqgwi)

784 Ever wonder what pr0n fetishes were popular in which country? Some countries are far more messed up than others... http://tinyurl.com/aohh4vw

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 09:12 PM (Vk2pI)

785 741 Alberta Oil Peon, DuPont baby.... You missed a good mockfest on Madame Landrieu earlier... How much is a shale start up roughly if you aren't under NDA?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:13 PM (6InpM)

786 #85 & #133 - the 90s music was and still is awesome! So many good songs. And for the record, I hated 70s music. I was a teenager in the 70s and preferred 50s and 60s music. But I really loved and still do love the 90s.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 13, 2013 09:14 PM (JcN7j)

787

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 01:04 AM (6InpM)

 

Really need to go back to WarFighting... not anti insurgency stuff.

 

IMO the US Army should not be an army of occupation... as we have been for the last 10+ years...

 

We should have an Army that goes in... destroys shit... then leaves... and if they misbehave again?  lather... rinse... repeat...

 

We can't even fix OUR country... how the hell do we have the Hubris to think we should be trying to fix OTHER countrys...

 

Hell..  The navy has become such a Force for 'Good'... that we took all the Long Range Surface to Surface missiles off our Ships!!! /facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 09:14 PM (lZBBB)

788 Stream of consciousness commenting? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2013 01:08 AM (DPdf7) ****** That's not "Barrel", right? ...prayers?

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 09:15 PM (7gwGw)

789 That's not "Barrel", right? ...prayers? *** No. Not the barrel. Prayers? For the country.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:16 PM (DPdf7)

790

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at June 14, 2013 01:11 AM (Pqgwi)

 

Not only that... but they were granted blanket amnesty from both Prosecution by the Government, AND CIVIL suits...

 

Now.... how the hell the Government has THAT power?  I don't know... as it destroys our 'right ' to petition for redress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 09:16 PM (lZBBB)

791 746 publius, I think the damage is done.... It'd be nice to get a serious briefing on ElInt netwar based methodology and SERE techniques from a former s2. Or EW guru..... You do recall how I analyzed O'Romney's intel falure and basically outlined what looks like NSA and Ogabe's gameplan? We need either a serious GOP or a new ruthless party

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:17 PM (6InpM)

792 Night all. Here is "Race with the Devil" from The Gun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvMETCQAf1w

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (Vk2pI)

793 "Prayers? For the country." Every. Single. Night.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (7gwGw)

794 Evening morons and moronettes... funny one of those newspaper clippings is from my hometown, Oakview, CA.  Prob one of my relatives. My PO box when I was 18 was #492 so 322 was not that far off

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 13, 2013 09:19 PM (/7Xis)

795 749 #85 & #133 - the 90s music was and still is awesome! So many good songs. And for the record, I hated 70s music. I was a teenager in the 70s and preferred 50s and 60s music. But I really loved and still do love the 90s. Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 14, 2013 01:14 AM (JcN7j) Depends on what 70's music. Pop? Complete crap. Alternative/Prog/Even Artsy? The best.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 13, 2013 09:19 PM (Zp7TZ)

796 Hi y'all...just put mama back to bed. Anyone still up or should I just start cleaning up the place?

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:20 PM (1JJGO)

797 I tweeted earlier: Are there still Conservative optimists so full of hope that even now they can't conceive that Obama is trying to tear the US asunder? Nobody has raised their hand yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:21 PM (DPdf7)

798 753 Romeo 13, Psst that nation is probably gone... Ask 30 million guys named Juan and a few million "non radical muslim" immigrants if they give a fuck about our past or framework.... Bronc Bama is stealing the US and a qaudrillion in shale bud

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:21 PM (6InpM)

799 760 NDH, Yup...anyone want to argue run red ain't vaid or needed?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:24 PM (6InpM)

800 Anyone still up or should I just start cleaning up the place? Posted by: Cate in IN at June 14, 2013 01:20 AM (1JJGO) howdy

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 09:25 PM (s/TCI)

801 Yup...anyone want to argue run red ain't vaid or needed? *** run red?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:25 PM (DPdf7)

802 Every. Single. Night. *** Add mine to the pile.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:26 PM (DPdf7)

803 #177 kdabear - the kind of music you are referring to, which is also my favorite is called Adult Alternative, and there is gobs of it out. I'm always discovering new songs and new artists. I first started hearing it played on tv shows and movies. I rarely hear it played on the radio. I don't even listen to the radio any more. I shazaam a song to find out the artist and title, then put it on Pandora, to hear similar songs and artists.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 13, 2013 09:27 PM (JcN7j)

804 Cate in IN I'm around but zoning... Did we get those storms yesterday?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:27 PM (6InpM)

805 I am ready for input.

Posted by: AoS Pig Latin Translator at June 13, 2013 09:27 PM (uLzrM)

806 Hey Jake....reading up I see folks be worried. Me too.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:27 PM (1JJGO)

807 Estenban....we did. Four hours of thunderstorms....some severe. Spent first hour hunkered down in the basement waiting for the sirens to stop. Ohio had it worse though.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:30 PM (1JJGO)

808 reading up I see folks be worried. Me too. Posted by: Cate in IN at June 14, 2013 01:27 AM (1JJGO) the current situation is unsustainable

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 09:31 PM (s/TCI)

809 I'm up and wide wake. Hubby Weirddave and I are watching Top Ten on the History Channel (DVR). Tanks and now Armor.

Posted by: Gingy at June 13, 2013 09:31 PM (aH+zP)

810 Jake: Yes, I know. I'm way behind the curve on the matter we've been talking about. Perhaps too late.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:34 PM (1JJGO)

811 764 NDH, RunRed had I a platform would be a recruiting clarion call for red types in blue land to mass migrate to red lands... "Vote with your feet"...1 big step towards peaceful secesion IMHO It's my reasoned analysis we're kissing a corpse and thinking we're running against people who view us as human.... I'd contend our "loyal opponents" will use every lever of "non partisan" civil service power they can to kep us from winning as anything but fellow socialist Krispy Kaukus types again... They plan to dismantle the bill of rights with a packed scotus and make us a 30% minority through human wave amnesty and indoctrination.... It'd be better for all involved to divorce peacefully

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:35 PM (6InpM)

812 Hi Gingy....I wouldn't mind having a tank in the driveway about now.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:36 PM (1JJGO)

813 770 Cate in IN, Good we needed the rain...we just had a storm here in SC where I'm visiting

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 09:37 PM (6InpM)

814 Well Syria is going to blow up. Iran and Hesbolla are already there.

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 09:38 PM (s/TCI)

815 Syria is the Spanish Civil War of this century.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 09:39 PM (T1005)

816 771 Jake in ID, Yup... I don't know what the fuck we've become but it ain't America

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 09:40 PM (6InpM)

817 If someone could 'splain to me how American jets being shot down with Russian air defenses won't lead to the involvement of NATO, I'd appreciate the knowledge.



And a US call to NATO would inevitably result in all the ball-less catamites that have been freeloading off the US' security umbrella bailing-out.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 09:43 PM (T1005)

818 778 Cthulu, Possibly or it *could* be Nomonhan.... I think we will be playing the part of Fwance 1940 though.... I have a hard decision to make on loyalty to a nation that has allowed its military to be subverted to Radical Islam's chief enabler

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 09:43 PM (6InpM)

819 Syria is the Spanish Civil War of this century. Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 01:39 AM (T1005) seems that way the next year is going to a train wreck Look for a big dust up this fall

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 09:44 PM (s/TCI)

820 Evening 'rons and 'ettes. Back from seeing Superman. Save your money. It blew. Even worse, they showed a trailer for a lefty's wet dream fantasy movie about Obama called "White House Down." Jamie Foxx plays the president/Obama, who is some streetwise action hero. You know, as much as well all adored Reagan, I don't recall us making him into some sort of cinema hero.

Posted by: Y-not at June 13, 2013 09:46 PM (5H6zj)

821 780 Cthulu, Well technically the'd say the US wasn't attacked and be correct.... Gona be a scoamfy summer

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 09:47 PM (6InpM)

822 Of course, Reagan already WAS a movie star.

Posted by: Y-not at June 13, 2013 09:47 PM (5H6zj)

823 Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 14, 2013 01:35 AM (6InpM) *** Well, here in Florida it's like we've been hit with a big, blue, ugly stick. They fuck up their own states and then move to where the living is easier. Just wait and see what they do to Texas over the next decade or two.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:47 PM (DPdf7)

824 Russia backs Assad from cold war Baathis/commie ties Iran sides with Assad on the Shi ite side Turkey is Sunni Iraq has a sizable Shi ite population Moctadda al Sadar is jabbering about it the #2 Al Queda guy is calling for Suni jihad in Syria and not the inner struggle kind and Prezdentin BHO picks a side that rhymes with the moslem brutha's

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 09:51 PM (s/TCI)

825 786 NDH, Maybe but I think Texas is the best model the GOP has for the amnesty problem... We'll see IMHO the ARKLATEX is the whole game... If TX goes Cali there'll be a.civil war or total rending of liberty

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 09:52 PM (6InpM)

826 Just wait and see what they do to Texas over the next decade or two. ----- That sounds optimistic. Will there even be a Texas in a decade or two?

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:52 PM (1JJGO)

827 Dear Lord: May these great people, of these united States of America, be rewarded upon their merits. May talent require requisite rewards. Always. May your hand guide the elected idiots' understanding of the hand that feeds them. I won't own a tanning salon for much longer, Lord. You've over-rewarded my penis; and for that, I LOVE YOU. ...I've "been aware" since 1977. ...we've "gotten along" since 1996. ...2001 "Changed Everything". -Slappy D. Weasel

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 09:53 PM (7gwGw)

828 787 Jake in ID, Now imagine a US city having a bright and sunny day at 2am and MOMJEANS' "response".... Bwahaha "We're big enough to turn the uh other cheek" I need to sleep I am in a vile mood

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 09:56 PM (6InpM)

829 I think slapweasel has gotten into CAC's stash

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:56 PM (DPdf7)

830 Sven...if there is a civil war here, I'm thinking Texas will be the first place the evil overlords will try to take out.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 09:56 PM (1JJGO)

831 789 Cate in IN, You misspelled "western civilization" ma'am....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 09:57 PM (6InpM)

832 family ... the Almighty had some fun designing mine; big fam gathering this week. Really nice Reagan pic. hey... Enemy of the State =/= Govt of, by, & for people. But I preach to the choir.

Posted by: mindful webworker just waving hello - hello at June 13, 2013 09:57 PM (ktPHV)

833 I think slapweasel has gotten into CAC's stash Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2013 01:56 AM (DPdf7) ***** Those stars have patterns. Man.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 09:58 PM (7gwGw)

834 Hey Jake got any thoughts on tumblers?

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 09:58 PM (albkL)

835 I can't even click on the link, at Drudge, about Obama considering the relocation of several thousand Syrian refugees to the US. Have any of you read it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 09:59 PM (DPdf7)

836 Hey Jake got any thoughts on tumblers? Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 01:58 AM (albkL) I just use the cheapie Cabelas that works ok

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 10:00 PM (s/TCI)

837 793 Cate in IN, Probably...of course ma'am the wife and I both joined from Ohio and are loyal enough to Texas and the US constituion we'd go "home" such as it is to defend her.... And we're hardly alone.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 10:01 PM (6InpM)

838 799  Thanks- what are you using as a medium and why?

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 10:01 PM (albkL)

839 Texas has about 10 years left, then it starts to look like California post prop 187. Maybe it happens faster with amnesty. Theres a frickin reason all the Obama people are down there right now

Posted by: Zakn at June 13, 2013 10:03 PM (Bvf82)

840 Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 02:01 AM (albkL) Just corn cob media, it is cheap I'm not doing alot of reloading of late

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 10:04 PM (s/TCI)

841 fwiw I have had zero probs ever with the Freedom Munitions reloads.  Next time you're in Lewiston...

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 10:04 PM (albkL)

842 #758 artsy prog rock? Yep! Loved me some old Genesis, like Foxtrot, Selling England By The Pound, Lab Lies Down. And of course, Pink Floyd... Early Elton John was good, too. Madman Across the Water!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 13, 2013 10:04 PM (JcN7j)

843 "Have any of you read it?" ***** Nope, but I figure we're importing more "European Sharia". That's my "racist belief", derived from reality --for the day. Perhaps I'll emit more racism tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 13, 2013 10:04 PM (7gwGw)

844 803 I know, right? seems so time-consuming...

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 10:05 PM (albkL)

845 seems so time-consuming... Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 02:05 AM (albkL) I enjoy doing it but no time

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (s/TCI)

846 Hard to believe that those dark days of ammo acquisition were six months ago already... remember how everyone was so sure that everything would be back to normal by March?

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (albkL)

847 #749 whoops, please refer to message #805

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (JcN7j)

848 781 778 Cthulu,

Possibly or it *could* be Nomonhan....

I think we will be playing the part of Fwance 1940 though....

I have a hard decision to make on loyalty to a nation that has allowed its military to be subverted to Radical Islam's chief enabler

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 01:43 AM (6InpM)



I don't see it as a Nomonhan -- Nomonhan had actual Japs and actual Russkies fighting in a border area between a Japanese territory (Manchukuo) and a Russian territory (Mongolia).



By contrast, the Spanish Civil War had actual on-the-ground protagonists (Republicans [previous government] and Nationalists [rebels]) -- who were being supported by the Soviets and Nazis respectively, but not through mass involvement of Soviet or Nazi troops (the Nazis sent 16000 over the three years, though no more than 10000 at once; the Russians had 2000-3000 "advisers", with no more than 500 troops at a time). [Numbers from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Civil_War ]



And, it should be noted, both sides purged the crap out of civilians as they jockeyed for position during each of the three years this hot mess lasted.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM (T1005)

849 I have a new country music kick I am on. Guy by the name of "Unknown Hinson". This guy writes some seriously funny stuff. Out of Charlotte NC. Check out his song called "Ugly Things".

Posted by: navybrat at June 13, 2013 10:08 PM (nC7tZ)

850 NDH: The article in short says Admin is ready to consider it. U.S. relocated Iraqis during that war. Congress will likely push back. All refugees would be carefully vetted. Rice and Powers are Both advocates and will push for it.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 10:08 PM (1JJGO)

851 Perhaps I'll emit more racism tomorrow. **** RAAAACCCCCIIIISSSTTT!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 10:08 PM (DPdf7)

852 802 Zakn, Run red fight for it... Or don't fuck it..... Question for the horde...why aren't we lobbying for. Abolishing the INS and just declaring the whole planet US citizens? I mean why didn't the GOP impor the south africans any EUro who asked. And. Auto citizenship to any commie victim? B/c we love letting the left play"do whtever the fuck we want" with impunity

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 10:08 PM (6InpM)

853 All refugees would be carefully vetted. *** Uh huh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 10:09 PM (DPdf7)

854 Disregard my previous message, it's too late for me to be posting... I'm so easily confused. Too tired.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 13, 2013 10:12 PM (JcN7j)

855 NDH: From what's gone on lately, the Congress pushing back part seems highly doubtful as well.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 10:12 PM (1JJGO)

856 Just read the Money breakdown of Obamacare in Cali. One, an average person will not be able to afford to go to the doctor, what with the $321 monthly individual premium and an average $200 per month in deductibles. Two, the penalty for not getting insurance is ONLY $95 per year, or 1% of their income. The middle class is getting seriously fucked.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 10:13 PM (DPdf7)

857 later all

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 13, 2013 10:13 PM (s/TCI)

858 NDH: From what's gone on lately, the Congress pushing back part seems highly doubtful as well. *** Highly doubtful

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 10:14 PM (DPdf7)

859 811 Cthulu, Right I invoked Nomonhan from the standpoint of a nose bloodying so effective a strategic asset is cowed into acquiesence.... I could see Russia or us quitting if hurt enough... Us more actualy I plan to raise some code pinko hell maybe if it is obvious the media sees NO hypocrisy..... Like I said I'll stac my pro mil credentials t anyone's but I will not se this nation subverted to evil counter its founding and "help"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 10:15 PM (6InpM)

860 819. NDh, On the bright side....fuck you middl class(of which I am part) I warned you fuckers

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 10:18 PM (6InpM)

861 Sven: I have no doubt there are many who would fight for this country...and Texas, too. With the discussion turning from internal politics to the coming of Armageddon (Syria, et al), I was wondering if there would be anything left 10-20 years from now.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 10:19 PM (1JJGO)

862 Good night, Jake.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 10:20 PM (1JJGO)

863 There is a phrase everyone needs to learn: "No insurance. Cash."

The dermatologist who took the horror movie growth off my hand last Monday gave me a 20% discount off the quoted cost. Said that is at minimum his overhead for getting paid by an insurance company or a state/federal agency.

Posted by: epobirs at June 13, 2013 10:21 PM (kcfmt)

864 On the bright side....fuck you middl class(of which I am part) I warned you fuckers *** Not me. I didn't want that shit. It probably doesn't cost much less than COBRA, which I will be under next year, but I will do what it takes to keep COBRA as long as possible.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 13, 2013 10:22 PM (DPdf7)

865 816 All refugees would be carefully vetted.

***

Uh huh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2013 02:09 AM (DPdf7)



It all comes down to the same thing, over and over and over and over -- democracy, open borders, government gimmes.....pick any two.



If people come here to work under our system or starve, we prosper as a nation to the point where damned few will starve.....and many will prosper. If people vote for a government with equal opportunities, the clever and industrious will prosper and so will the nation. If government supports the fallen and assists the afflicted, we can all more readily bounce back from tragedies and succeed as a country.



But when you put the three of those together, it becomes a toxic brew where floods of people worse off than citizens will roll into the country, power will be given to their wants, and the nation will be looted in a vain attempt to give what was built to those who didn't build it.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 10:25 PM (T1005)

866 824 Cate in IN, People who've read my stuff over the years know I am not a person who wants revelations.... If you'd told e 10 years ago we'd be this fucked I'd have laughed at you...now instead I'll remind folks there is no US in revelations but there is a EU and China.... I think tops the nation has 30 years... Know post amnesty I will start donating to La Raza out in Cali..... Not joking donkey wants to im0port Juan great....I'll use him to get what I want too

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 10:26 PM (6InpM)

867 819 Just read the Money breakdown of Obamacare in Cali.

One, an average person will not be able to afford to go to the doctor, what with the $321 monthly individual premium and an average $200 per month in deductibles.

Two, the penalty for not getting insurance is ONLY $95 per year, or 1% of their income.

The middle class is getting seriously fucked.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2013 02:13 AM (DPdf7)



I see a HUGE business opportunity in offshore catastrophic medical insurance.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 10:27 PM (T1005)

868 Hey Zakn.  Is the upcoming weekend  your own or does the company lay claim to it?

Posted by: zeera at June 13, 2013 10:33 PM (3dXwx)

869 829 Sven....I've been lurking here for only a year...and commenting for less than a week. I only understood about a quarter of your last comment at 829. Perhaps I'll get better at understanding your shorthand as time goes by. Until I do, be assured I'm just as angry / perplexed / astounded at where this country has ended up as most folks here.

Posted by: Cate in IN at June 13, 2013 10:39 PM (1JJGO)

870 798 I can't even click on the link, at Drudge, about Obama considering the relocation of several thousand Syrian refugees to the US.

Have any of you read it? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2013 01:59 AM (DPdf7
*************************

Skimmed it -- international discussion to take place.  Susan Rice and S. Power favor relocation.  Nothing decided.  Linked to breitbart http://tinyurl.com/kqtn4qx

As a humanitarian I say relocate to Mexico.

Posted by: gracepmc at June 13, 2013 10:43 PM (rznx3)

871 833 798
I can't even click on the link, at Drudge, about Obama considering the relocation of several thousand Syrian refugees to the US.



Have any of you read it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2013 01:59 AM (DPdf7
*************************

Skimmed it -- international discussion to take place. Susan Rice and S. Power favor relocation. Nothing decided. Linked to breitbart http://tinyurl.com/kqtn4qx

As a humanitarian I say relocate to Mexico.

Posted by: gracepmc at June 14, 2013 02:43 AM (rznx3)



Depends on why they're refugees. If it's because they're sharp businessmen that are going to be looted by incoming thugs, c'mon over! If they're Sunnis that are going to get shivved by Shi'ites -- move to Saudi Arabia. Shi'ites about to get shivved by Sunnis -- move to Iran. Alawites fearing revenge -- move to Paris, you've spent so much time shopping there you already know the street layout. Weapons specialists? -- you don't want to start over and learn a new flavor, move to another Russian satellite. Chemical weapon expert? Hey, you're Iraqi anyway! Why are you even here?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 10:57 PM (T1005)

872 827 NDH, The American people wanted Obamacare gone but they decided Todd Akin meant Mitt Romney was gonna put women in binders and rape them and make them wait until the 8th month and get Kermy G to do his thing...whatever sucks to be us...OTOH the media and the US public (unless you think the guys who malused IRS, EPA,and probably NSA are immoral enough to gasp cheat) have given me the opportunity at last in my life to witness a political choice. That God help me is akin to a monkey fucking a football & wondering why there is no baby on the way... You had your chance America you blew it good luck and go fuck yourself O voter who hates Ogabecare Not aimed at you personally ma'am

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 11:01 PM (6InpM)

873 832 Cate in IN, Sorry wasn't trying to confuse...the nation has at most 30 years under the current system IMHO The GOP is handed several scandals bigger than Watergate and says "golly we need to pass amnesty and obliterate our base" Fuck all DC but maybe 20 guys

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 11:05 PM (6InpM)

874 WOW.  This is huge:  http://tinyurl.com/l49qaec

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 11:13 PM (albkL)

875 Tawlk to self much sven? who answers the fone?

Posted by: Ratts Alley at June 13, 2013 11:14 PM (7yx0r)

876 838 Ratts alley, One of my other 10076 flavors....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 11:18 PM (6InpM)

877 837 DAve, I'm on the droid...what's up? Michelle's taint the debt?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 11:19 PM (6InpM)

878 Nope zerra, was invited to be present

Posted by: Zakn at June 13, 2013 11:20 PM (hruRg)

879 836 832 Cate in IN,

Sorry wasn't trying to confuse...the nation has at most 30 years under the current system IMHO

The GOP is handed several scandals bigger than Watergate and says "golly we need to pass amnesty and obliterate our base"

Fuck all DC but maybe 20 guys

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 03:05 AM (6InpM)




The population of the US is about 316 million. If there were a button in libraries, police stations, and city halls around the country, where people could vote to send every man, woman, and child in Washington DC to Mars.....what would be the chance that there wouldn't be a hundred million NET votes in favor?




I'm working under the theory that the Library of Congress, National Archives, and Smithsonian are "cultural shields" in the exact same way that Saddam Hussein would use children as "human shields" -- otherwise "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. ItÂ’s the only way to be sure" would be too popular.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 11:20 PM (T1005)

880 good night all
cthulhu, keep your tentacles moist

Posted by: chemjeff at June 13, 2013 11:31 PM (9GG/0)

881 843 good night all
cthulhu, keep your tentacles moist

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2013 03:31 AM (9GG/0)



The joys of technology -- I have a mister!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 11:36 PM (T1005)

882 G'night CJ!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2013 11:36 PM (T1005)

883 And @soopermexican shows in my tweetline why the GOP is doomed.... Fuck you McCain gang fuckheads pass AMNESTY Boehner or own goal the committee and I swear to you I will punish the GOP and use every resource I can to cost you the house... Pelosi v 2.0 why settle for half assed fucktardery?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 11:46 PM (6InpM)

884 Cooth, did the BH enjoy North Carolina?

Posted by: Zakn at June 13, 2013 11:46 PM (Bvf82)

885 “At what point do you refuse the order?” He shook his head shook my hand and replied “I ask myself that a lot these days!”

At some point you have to look at all the government's violations of the Constitution, the document which gives them permission to exist, and recognize that they are nothing more than highwaymen with exactly the rights that status affords.

Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2013 11:49 PM (hO9ad)

886 Awesome ad to go back in time! Any takers?

Posted by: andrew hurley at June 13, 2013 11:53 PM (qCQUy)

887 Hey sven  When you get pulled over your license plate gets scanned and they know how many guns you own even without registration

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 11:53 PM (albkL)

888 What is actually causing Obama to "decide" (he doesn't decide, someone maybe VJ) to arm the jihadists now? Is it something we don't yet know about? Even just fresh new details from the Guardian?

Posted by: Baldy at June 13, 2013 11:55 PM (tyDFN)

889 848  Soros has got his shit together.  do we?

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 11:56 PM (albkL)

890 850 Dave, Wouldn't shock me even though it is against the law... "What law?" EXACTLY mr moonbat exactly what law am I gaining from following when you don't....? Juducual activism through constant jury nullification..make the lawlessness universal "for trayvon"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 13, 2013 11:58 PM (6InpM)

891 Hmmm. Awesome.

Bloomberg via zerohedge reporting:
"thousands of technology, finance and manufacturing companies are working closely with U.S. national security agencies, providing sensitive information and in return receiving benefits that include access to classified intelligence, four people familiar with the process said."

Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: Methos at June 13, 2013 11:59 PM (hO9ad)

892

853 I'll bet I'll be in Watts when the Trayvon verdict gets rendered.

Nice knowin' y'all

Posted by: DAve at June 13, 2013 11:59 PM (albkL)

893 855 DAve, FL is shall issue... I'm prety sure one of us can get you squared away...failing that I'll send a rubio mask that'll help

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:03 AM (6InpM)

894 At this point, I'm ready to assume any slowdown on my PC is due to NSA spyware.

From the Bloomberg article:
[Microsoft], the worldÂ’s largest software company, provides intelligence agencies with information about bugs in its popular software before it publicly releases a fix, according to two people familiar with the process. That information can be used to protect government computers and to access the computers of terrorists or military foes.

Redmond, Washington-based [Microsoft] and other software or Internet security companies have been aware that this type of early alert allowed the U.S. to exploit vulnerabilities in software sold to foreign governments, according to two U.S. officials. Microsoft doesnÂ’t ask and canÂ’t be told how the government uses such tip-offs, said the officials, who asked not to be identified because the matter is confidential.

Posted by: Methos at June 14, 2013 12:04 AM (hO9ad)

895 NC is "shall issue" as well. What are we doing here?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:04 AM (yh0zB)

896 854 Methos, It's OKAY Ogabe is awesome..... //Goggle

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:05 AM (6InpM)

897 858  I don't want to get pushed out of my home

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:06 AM (albkL)

898 Why would you get pushed out of your home?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:06 AM (yh0zB)

899 862 By the forces of vibrant diversity.  Someone in my neighborhood recently introduced a rooster to the local fauna

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:09 AM (albkL)

900 My dog is giving me his best pathetic look, so I'd better take him out. BRB.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:09 AM (yh0zB)

901 858 GGE, Rioting over a verdict trying to burn you alive? There's an app for that.... //Korean Grocer Guild

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:10 AM (6InpM)

902 847 Cooth, did the BH enjoy North Carolina?

Posted by: Zakn at June 14, 2013 03:46 AM (Bvf82)



So, the full NC arc....there was this NC project, and the BH geared-up and went there to execute it last year. And she worked her tuchis off to do it, but it got torpedo'd at the last minute by corporate.



Then, it turns out, there was a misunderstanding that had killed it. So it was back again this year.....and the BH went back to do stuff she'd previously done before and after work she'd go back to her hotel and watch videos and generally figure that NC sucked.



Thing is, if you were forced to go to Disneyland and repeat the worst parts of what you did unsuccessfully last year, you'd probably start thinking that Disneyland sucked. So I went out there and put 2500 miles on a rental car in 10 days finding out about interesting things in NC (and part of TN). Met up with St Patrick in TN and Beckoning Chasm. Did a weekend in Asheville. Did Lexington Barbeque.



Now, the BH is sending other people there and she's a fan. She's suggesting things for their weekends, and has Lexington BBQ t-shirts, and knows shopping places....



But I'm kind o' bummed -- I had 25 pounds of events, places, news, and info that I tried to ship back via USPS, and they managed to separate the label from the package. Then, to make it worse, the SD card for my camera went unreadable while I was fumbling to turn it on-and-off-again.



So the goal of acclimating the BH to NC did OK, but any real research into NC is still churning.



Oh, and she managed to bag a dinner with NCref, who had been very helpful in providing orientation last year. MoronNet -- "you want the skinny?"




Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:10 AM (T1005)

903 Rooster?


You're a very confusing dude DAve. But then again, at this hour I'm easily confused.


BRB...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:11 AM (yh0zB)

904 865 I'm surrounded by people who care not one whit about obeying the law.  It's the middle class producers and law abiders that are getting crushed in CA.'s grindstone.  50% of CA. drivers have no insurance- prob closer to 75% in my area.

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:14 AM (albkL)

905 867 865 I'm surrounded by people who care not one whit about obeying the law. It's the middle class producers and law abiders that are getting crushed in CA.'s grindstone. 50% of CA. drivers have no insurance- prob closer to 75% in my area.

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:14 AM (albkL)



Which is a reason I'm looking at NC (among other places).....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:15 AM (T1005)

906 866 Roosters are nice because they generally only crow every ten seconds from 4 a.m. to 2200.  What I meant is that rural Mejico is moving into suburban America

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:15 AM (albkL)

907 868  Find me someplace nice dude I can't see how I'll be able to retire here

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:16 AM (albkL)

908 867 Dave, Ah that's right sorry I forgot you lived in Mexico del Norte... Go to Vegas as it draws near.... No self defense in Cali...no issue Ole

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:17 AM (6InpM)

909 Oh, and she managed to bag a dinner with NCref, who had been very helpful in providing orientation last year. MoronNet -- "you want the skinny?"



Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:10 AM (T1005)




But you didn't make it to Raleigh? I haz a

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:20 AM (yh0zB)

910 OK DAve, I think I understand now.


I've enjoyed NC the time that I've been here. FWIW, we just got another pretty significant piece of gun-friendly legislation through the state senate. Back to the house to OK the changes (not expectiong any problems with that) then on to Gov. McCrory for his signature. We're planning a big party on October 1st when the law goes into effect.


http://tinyurl.com/k8pxkad

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:24 AM (yh0zB)

911 870 868 Find me someplace nice dude I can't see how I'll be able to retire here

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:16 AM (albkL)



It's all about what you don't like. Don't like socialist hellholes? You've got about 40 states notably better than CA. Don't like cold? Ooooh....that's trickier. Don't like tornadoes? Er, there's a map for that. Hurricanes, likewise.



Fact is, California is paradise, except for two things -- government and earthquakes. Everywhere else is not paradise, but doesn't have earthquakes and has better government. Where do you draw the line?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:24 AM (T1005)

912 872 GGE, Maybe we'll all meet in DC on 15 Apr I think the GOP just may invent the ati incumbent party

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:25 AM (6InpM)

913 Hail and good morning, Moron Horde. Just passing through to see what goes on this late in an ONT. (Insomnia bites tonight. And insomnia bites, if you see what I did there.) Anyway. Just a little music for the moron in dark days like these. A little something to get you down that extra bit more. 'Coz I'm a giver, y'see. :-) (Some thematically appropriate Thomas Dolby for these dark times. Nothing special. But I do wish the video didn't have the stupid intro tacked on to it.) http://youtu.be/tHOn093r-Ak

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at June 14, 2013 12:25 AM (XquQz)

914 Find me someplace nice dude I can't see how I'll be able to retire here

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:16 AM (albkL)



You want mountains or beach? Or something in the middle where you can be at either one in a few hours worth of driving?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:26 AM (yh0zB)

915 872 Oh, and she managed to bag a dinner with NCref, who
had been very helpful in providing orientation last year. MoronNet --
"you want the skinny?"





Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:10 AM (T1005)



But you didn't make it to Raleigh? I haz a

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 04:20 AM (yh0zB)



I did make it to Raleigh, but it was part of a swing through the area and I couldn't lock times in for a meet. Believe me, I was workin' it to get somethin'......but......

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:26 AM (T1005)

916 Maybe we'll all meet in DC on 15 Apr I think the GOP just may invent the ati incumbent party

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 04:25 AM (6InpM)



But wait...that's Buy A Gun day!



http://www.buyagunday.net/about/

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:28 AM (yh0zB)

917 877 I don't really care about either.  I'm right in the middle of both right now and I never go.  Only thing I can't stand here, the only thing that really matters to me, is the govt.  AND IT'S BEYOND AWFUL.

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:29 AM (albkL)

918 I did make it to Raleigh, but it was part of a swing through the area and I couldn't lock times in for a meet. Believe me, I was workin' it to get somethin'......but......

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:26 AM (T1005)



I thought I sensed your chilling presence. Perhaps next time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:29 AM (yh0zB)

919 877 Find me someplace nice dude I can't see how I'll be able to retire here

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:16 AM (albkL)


You want mountains or beach? Or something in the middle where you can be at either one in a few hours worth of driving?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 04:26 AM (yh0zB)



I can absolutely certify (and BH backs me on this) that Asheville NC is Santa Cruz CA without the ocean.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:29 AM (T1005)

920 Only thing I can't stand here, the only thing that really matters to me, is the govt. AND IT'S BEYOND AWFUL.

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:29 AM (albkL)



 NC isn't too bad, and on some levels its getting better (but because of RTP we do get inundated by yankees, we even have a special place set aside for them - CARY, Containment Area for Relocated Yankees). It'll do until something better comes up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:31 AM (yh0zB)

921 CTD has ar's and Natchez has 5.56

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:32 AM (albkL)

922 880 877 I don't really care about either. I'm right in the middle of both right now and I never go. Only thing I can't stand here, the only thing that really matters to me, is the govt. AND IT'S BEYOND AWFUL.

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:29 AM (albkL)



Yup. And I was born here.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:32 AM (T1005)

923 879 GGE, The multi million dollar gun swap meet? THAT would be EPIC civil disobedience.... Oh you have a magic database do you? Swap Who's the database now?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:32 AM (6InpM)

924 Asheville is our Austin, I think. They would no doubt be pleased with your comparison, and then they would immediately lobby the state legislature to have the ocean moved closer to them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:33 AM (yh0zB)

925 Swap

Who's the database now?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 04:32 AM (6InpM)



I only have one gun that they can prove, the Marlin 795 I just bought, the only one I've ever gotten through a dealer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:35 AM (yh0zB)

926 885 Me too.  4 generations.  Not in the mood to be chased out at all

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:35 AM (albkL)

927 Oh well.  Grampa had a suitcase and so can I

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:38 AM (albkL)

928 One thing the do here, they key the CWP database to your drivers license so when they run your tags they know if the registered owner of the car has one...and in NC you must inform the officer if you have one, so it's sort of redundant anyway.


And car taxes, which is a particular annoyance of mine, being assessed a property tax on a piece of property I can move out of the state. Unfortunately it is done up and down the east coast.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:38 AM (yh0zB)

929 883 Only thing I can't stand here, the only thing that really matters to me, is the govt. AND IT'S BEYOND AWFUL.

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:29 AM (albkL)


NC isn't too bad, and on some levels its getting better (but because of RTP we do get inundated by yankees, we even have a special place set aside for them - CARY, Containment Area for Relocated Yankees). It'll do until something better comes up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 04:31 AM (yh0zB)



I actually found that Cary was charming.....but it worries me that you have a recent history that includes Bev Perdue. If I'm looking for somewhere to feel secure in my 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th Amendment rights when I'm old and grey, how do I square this with an idiot Dem governor?



Mind you, another potential state (TN) is tainted with being the ancestral homeland of Al Gore....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:39 AM (T1005)

930 4 generations. Not in the mood to be chased out at all

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:35 AM (albkL)



I don't know if this is an advantage or a liability on my part, but I don't have deep roots anywhere. I was born in Cedar Rapids IA and raised in Clarinda IA, but left there when I was 18 to join the Navy and since then the longest I've stayed in one place (before now) was about 5 years or so. I've been here for 7, and as soon as Youngest Son graduates and gets the fuck outta my house I'm selling the place and moving on. Don't know where yet.



That's how I got divorced BTW, the first wife hated the Navy more than she loved me. It wouldn't work out for us now any better, she wanted something settled and I get itchy feet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:42 AM (yh0zB)

931 If I'm looking for somewhere to feel secure in my 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th Amendment rights when I'm old and grey, how do I square this with an idiot Dem governor?

Mind you, another potential state (TN) is tainted with being the ancestral homeland of Al Gore....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:39 AM (T1005)



Yeah. We got rid of her, and in the process elected an R majority in both state house and senate. Also, we have the GRNC to keep them honest, and oh how they hate those guys!



http://www.grnc.org/

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:45 AM (yh0zB)

932 I only have one gun that they can prove, the Marlin 795 I just bought, the only one I've ever gotten through a dealer. They can prove I have bought 20+. They CAN'T prove rhat i posess any. Damn canoe accident. Canoes are dangerous I tells ' ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 12:46 AM (uVkIH)

933 888 GGE, That's good... My collection is all BC based now.... Gave my sks sporter. To the gunsmith and the ShotGun as well.... Oops

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 12:46 AM (6InpM)

934 Same with me GGE. I've been where'm at now for just over 10 years. Bugs me. I hate moving, but somehow, I always ended up doing alot of it. I think I could be move ready with all my stuff in 24-36 hrs.

Posted by: Zakn at June 14, 2013 12:47 AM (Bvf82)

935 Market-ticker has been on fire lately

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 12:47 AM (albkL)

936 Canoes are dangerous I tells ' ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 04:46 AM (uVkIH)



I mourn your loss with you. Same damn thing happened to me, wouldn't you know. Them canoes are killers!



Zakn, I don't hate moving and I don't have anything that I'm so attached to that I can't let it go. I'm just here because I like the son's school...but like I said, when he's 18 all bets are off. I need to move a little closer to the folks anyway, they ain't getting no younger. Maybe western TN...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 12:51 AM (yh0zB)

937 893 4 generations. Not in the mood to be chased out at all

Posted by: DAve at June 14, 2013 04:35 AM (albkL)


I don't know if this is an advantage or a liability on my part, but I don't have deep roots anywhere. I was born in Cedar Rapids IA and raised in Clarinda IA, but left there when I was 18 to join the Navy and since then the longest I've stayed in one place (before now) was about 5 years or so. I've been here for 7, and as soon as Youngest Son graduates and gets the fuck outta my house I'm selling the place and moving on. Don't know where yet.

That's how I got divorced BTW, the first wife hated the Navy more than she loved me. It wouldn't work out for us now any better, she wanted something settled and I get itchy feet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 04:42 AM (yh0zB)



It's going to sound odd to most 'rons, but the thing that really clips my wings is snow. I'm 50 years old, and I've never seen snow fall. I've seen it on the ground when I woke up, but it was always gone by afternoon. I've never shoveled it; I've never drove on it; I've never had pipes freeze and burst; I've never walked on iced-over sidewalks; I've never hit a patch of black ice on the road.



There is a lot of the country where I'd otherwise feel comfortable hoisting a pint with folks or putting in roots that is just too damned cold. Everyone talks about the south being hot and muggy, but a bunch of it is too damned cold as well.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:54 AM (T1005)

938 Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:54 AM (T1005)

I suppose the most terse way of saying it is: "what kind of place is warm enough without being a banana republic?"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 12:58 AM (T1005)

939 900 Cthulu, I'm a southern guy politically and a tundra guy physicaly..... The south tries to smother me....like mom used to make

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 01:00 AM (6InpM)

940 I suppose the most terse way of saying it is: "what kind of place is warm enough without being a banana republic?"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:58 AM (T1005)



eh...good question...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 01:04 AM (yh0zB)

941 Day threr of my Canadian adventure & no bodies to hide yet. I must be slipping.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 01:05 AM (uVkIH)

942 902 900 Cthulu,

I'm a southern guy politically and a tundra guy physicaly.....

The south tries to smother me....like mom used to make

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 05:00 AM (6InpM)



Yeah, and I could be an Alaskan if it were a smidge more tropical. Politically, I'm all over the "'do what you want', drill everywhere, have citizens benefit from their land" mentality. Physically...er...I'd love to have Hawaii and Puerto Rico on the list, but they're not.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 01:06 AM (T1005)

943 Welp, time to be up and at 'em. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 01:06 AM (yh0zB)

944 I suppose the most terse way of saying it is: "what kind of place is warm enough without being a banana republic?" Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 01:07 AM (uVkIH)

945 I thought snow was cool before I moved to Minisoda. It stays around waaaay too long here

Posted by: Zakn at June 14, 2013 01:07 AM (DPXnL)

946 907 RickB223, "We're working on it!" // the NSA/Google/OFA alliance

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 01:11 AM (6InpM)

947 I thought snow was cool before I moved to Minisoda. It stays around waaaay too long here Snow IS cool in N. Texas. Snows by 9:00 am & is gone by 3:00 pm.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 01:12 AM (uVkIH)

948 903 I suppose the most terse way of saying it is: "what kind of place is warm enough without being a banana republic?"


Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 04:58 AM (T1005)


eh...good question...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2013 05:04 AM (yh0zB)


In case you're wondering, the short list includes NC, TN, GA, and TX. AZ met several cuts, but the correlation between acceptable climate and acceptable living wasn't good....and AR is very pretty, but has high "preponderance of disaster" scores and low "getting away" scores.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 01:14 AM (T1005)

949 907 I suppose the most terse way of saying it is: "what kind of place is warm enough without being a banana republic?"


Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 05:07 AM (uVkIH)



TX, BTW, has its own problems -- the tax rates in the cities are startling even to CA folks. It's just that there's so much beyond the cities...

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2013 01:17 AM (T1005)

950 TX, BTW, has its own problems -- the tax rates in the cities are startling even to CA folks. The sales taxes are high because there is no statw income tax. That way, even the saturated aft people wind up paying taxes. 6.25% state sales tax + 2.00% to 2.50% local option = 8.75% my cost with zero state income tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2013 01:31 AM (uVkIH)

951 Every time a Texan loses his or her home because they couldn't pay their property tax, someone should be tarred and feathered. That really happens, and it's outrageous to me. Otherwise the beauty in Texan taxes is you can generally give yourself a tax cut. You don't have to pay sales tax on groceries and you can just cut back on your consumption in order to cut back on your taxes. Personally, I like sales taxes a lot more than property taxes, which just feel to me like the state owns a share of my property forever. And it's kinda high. Even a modest home will have $3-4k in taxes every single year. Imagine how much you're paying over 50 years.

Posted by: Dustin at June 14, 2013 02:05 AM (EqJZ5)

952 Glad to see the nightwatch still up and alert. Mornin' all.

Posted by: RWC at June 14, 2013 02:31 AM (jQpHz)

953 915 RWC, Good morning world

Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 02:46 AM (qdfs9)

954 Mexican Americans like education..so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B

Posted by: perdogg at June 14, 2013 02:55 AM (ziD3M)

955 Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2013 06:46 AM (qdfs9) All nighter sven?

Posted by: RWC at June 14, 2013 03:02 AM (jQpHz)

956 FYI, that funny newspaper wanted ad talking about time travel is taken from a quirky/funny indy movie called 'Safety Not Guaranteed'. It isn't real. The ad, I mean. Time travel is probably highly doubtful too, but it's a great plot device.

Posted by: troyriser at June 14, 2013 06:10 AM (vtiE6)

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