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June 16, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (6-16-2013)
— Maetenloch

Anthony Weiner: A Grower, a Shower, and an Utterly Worthless Congressman

You might know him for his cock-tweets to young girls and his current campaign for Mayor of New York but there are other less well known aspects to his prickitude as this devastating NYT profile lays out. Here are just the opening paragraphs:

When President Obama needed every Democrat in Congress to back his health care plan in 2009, Representative Anthony D. Weiner threatened behind the scenes to torpedo the package in favor of a more sweeping measure. He backed off after he was promised a bigger share of the spotlight during the highly watched debate.
The previous year, when advocates of immigration reform invited Mr. Weiner to a round-table discussion with business leaders and more senior New York City members of Congress, he demanded to turn it into a hearing, featuring himself in a gavel-wielding role. Rebuffed, he failed to show up.
In 12Â½ years in Congress, he sponsored and wrote only one bill that he steered to enactment: a measure pushed by a family friend who gave his campaigns tens of thousands of dollars in donations.

Quote of the Day

I don't have to listen to your phone calls to know what you're doing. If I know every single phone call you've made, I'm able to determine every single person you talked to - I can get a pattern about your life that is very, very intrusive. And the real question here is what do they do with this information that they collect that does not have anything to do with al Qaeda? And we're gonna trust the President and the Vice President of the United States to do the right thing? Don't count me in on that.

-- Joe Biden, May 2006

Well in Slow Joe's defense he may not even be aware of what the VP's office is up to these days.

"Call Me Wolfking Awesomefox"

Edward Snowden wrote this while supposedly working for the CIA under diplomatic cover:

How did a geeky douche who could write the above without a hint of irony ever get access to our national security secrets?

Meanwhile no one knows where Snowden's girlfriend is and it turns out she used to live in China and may already be in Hong Kong.

Heh: "I have NO confidence whatsoever that some sort of gun registry doesn't already exist, in light of the NSA revelation, IRS revelation, AP wiretap revelation, etc." Don't be ridiculous. A gun registry would be in violation of federal law. Our law enforcers would never break the law.

Meanwhile in other news the NLRB is ignoring the law.

Completely Unsolicited Political Advice from Moe Lane

Don't appoint your gay adulterous lover to a key position in your state government.
Don't be in a position where you have evade wire transfer laws in order to pay off your hooker debts.
Don't go and get one woman pregnant while your wife is dying of cancer.
Don't send pictures of your penis to girls that you know only from the Internet.
Don't grope your staff in an election year where Jesus Christ would have difficulty winning a swing district on the Democratic ticket.
Don't dress up as a tiger and do. anything, really.

SWF Seeks Roommate, Must Be Into Walruses

No rent if you meet certain conditions:

Hello, I am looking for a lodger in my house. I have had a long and interesting life and have now chosen Brighton as a location for my retirement.

I have, over the last few months, been constructing a realistic walrus costume, which should fit most people of average proportions, and allow for full and easy movement in character. To take on the position as my lodger you must be prepared to wear the walrus suit for approximately two hours each day (in practice, this is not two hours every day - I merely state it here so you are able to have a clear idea of the workload). Whilst in the walrus costume you must be a walrus - there must be no speaking in a human voice, and any communication must entail making utterances in the voice of a walrus - I believe there are recordings available on the web - to me, the voice is the most natural thing I have ever heard.

The Modern Police State: Sweden Proposes 'Total' Ban on Bestiality

Sweden on Thursday proposed legislation that would completely outlaw bestiality, tightening current rules that only prohibit sex with animals that causes mental or physical harm.
...Until now, bestiality was illegal in Sweden only if it could be proven that the animal had been subjected to suffering.
Starting on January 1st, 2014, however, any sexual act with an animal will be punishable by a fine, a maximum prison sentence of two years, or both, even if the animal shows no sign of injury or suffering or is a very sexy walrus.

Spoiler Alert: Commentary from Season 4 DVD of "Game of Thrones' Leaked

The Blessing of the Harleys

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [737 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)' [103.45 posts/day]
2 [537 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
3 [501 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
4 [468 comments] 'Tobacco Road'
5 [415 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse'
6 [378 comments] 'Vic'
7 [367 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
8 [346 comments] 'Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016'
9 [315 comments] 'Tom Sawyer'
10 [307 comments] 'Mike Hammer'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [46 names] 'Adam' [6.46 unique names/day]
2 [45 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
3 [34 names] 'mindful webworker hates Illinois Nazis'
4 [32 names] 'zsasz'
5 [30 names] 'The Third Horesman Of The Apocalypse'
6 [30 names] 'fluffy'
7 [28 names] 'The Political Hat'
8 [25 names] 'Mike Hammer'
9 [20 names] 't-bird'
10 [20 names] 'Mallamutt, RINO President for Life'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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1 first

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:06 PM (jDjlM)

2 yaaay

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:06 PM (jDjlM)

3 Damn I just wanted to break the top 10 in sock puppets. Must be a slow week to be number 1 and still work a full time job.

Posted by: Adam at June 16, 2013 06:08 PM (Aif/5)

4 Spurs, baby! Looks like they've got the Heat rattled. Loving it!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:09 PM (8lmkt)

5 nice pic of Anthony Wiener. Looks like he could swallow an avocado whole.

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:09 PM (jDjlM)

6 Hello People!

Posted by: madamemayhem at June 16, 2013 06:09 PM (S2RnE)

7 10?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 06:09 PM (s/TCI)

8 Geeky douches don't do *anything* unironically. I am not just saying that to be snarky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 16, 2013 06:10 PM (qyfb5)

9 weiner only sponsored 1 bill in 12 years? Sound like a good thing to me.

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:10 PM (jDjlM)

10 in defense of Joe Biden, I'm not sure he knows what "May 2006" means

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:11 PM (jDjlM)

11 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2459 Also, Professional Privilege Checker: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2379

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 16, 2013 06:11 PM (Vk2pI)

12 I just realized that the popup preview of a game in the background (hover mouse over taskbar icon) shows a live view of what's happening in the game. That's actually cool.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 16, 2013 06:11 PM (qyfb5)

13 hey, madamemayhem!! haven't seen you in a bit, hope you've been well. you look marvelous!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

14 Wolfking Awesomefox is kind of freaking hysterical.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:11 PM (zrlmb)

15 so Snowden is also an Ottist? Wow.

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:12 PM (jDjlM)

Jon Snow realizes that the whole last season was a dream while he was in the shower.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 06:12 PM (lr3d7)

17 Posted this on the summer food thread.

Graham predicts 'breakthrough' passage of immigration bill with over '70 votes'
DRUDGE

Rubio Aide: Â‘There Are American Workers Who, For Lack of a Better Term, CanÂ’t Cut ItÂ’

DRUDGE

I despise Rubio and his cohorts more and more every second.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 06:13 PM (Cs2tJ)

18 'I don't have to listen to your phone calls to know what you're doing. If I know every single phone call you've made, I'm able to determine every single person you talked to - I can get a pattern about your life that is very, very intrusive.' -- Ubama Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 16, 2013 06:13 PM (5PQkc)

19 The Mets have been playing horribly lately, and today looked like no exception until Capt Kirk hit a walk off home run to beat the Cubbies. A team that looked like zombies celebrates, bringing on the righteous wrath of Bob Costas as he clutches his 1961 Mickey Mantle baseball card

Surprised that Costas didn't throw in a gun lecture

Bob Costas rips Mets' walk-off celebration

tinyurl.com/mbn2cl5

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:14 PM (/9IC1)

20 is it too easy to mention walrus and Michael Moore in the same sentence?

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:14 PM (jDjlM)

21 Don't worry everyone, Lindsay Mills is safe here with me. Hang on, there's a knock at the door.......

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 06:14 PM (BVkEs)

The Father's Day gun thread reminded me of the time I was probably 5 years old and helping my dad run his reloader. We were depriming some cases; he'd put the case in the old Rock Chucker, and I'd pull the lever. We had a pretty good rhythm going, right up until the time I pulled the lever a little too soon, trapped his thumb, and ran a de-capping pin straight through his thumbnail.

Now I know why parents say that God makes children adorable so you don't kill them when they do things like that....

Posted by: PabloD at June 16, 2013 06:15 PM (2t0RS)

23 Happy Father's Day night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:15 PM (4Mv1T)

24 >Meanwhile no one knows where Snowden's girlfriend is and it turns out she used to live in China and may be Hong Kong. Hmm...could they both have been co-opted by the Chinese government? btw, it may be prudent to assume for a while that anybody from an "acrobatic pole dancing troupe" who becomes interested in you may be a spy, and is only pumping you for information. Better safe than sorry. Too bad I didn't follow my own advice at Bilbringi with a race of deadly hunters that I had already deemed as under-suspicion...

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 06:15 PM (UR5vq)

25 It's obvious now Snowden is a fucking traitor. Capital punishment for a capital crime. Arrest him, try him, fry him. Only question now is what role the Chicoms played in turning him.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 06:15 PM (ZPrif)

26 SWF Seeks Roommate, Must Be Into Walruses *Straightens Necktie*

Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 16, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)

27 Nice ONT Maet, love kicking Joey Plugz in the metaphorical nutsack like that. I won, I won! Congrats & commiserations to the top tens. Wife passed phase one of her class, I have given her back the P71 of doom, Lad10077 was well behaved and now I know where I'll hang my hat in two months to a fair certainty. Y'all have a nice evening 0445 comes early.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:16 PM (miWej)

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 10:11 PM (8lmkt)

PEACHES!!!!! Dahling! How art thou? You look mahvelous too! Love the fuzzie kitty cat slippers.

Posted by: madamemayhem at June 16, 2013 06:16 PM (S2RnE)

29 I actually trust the Russian's more than out government.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 06:16 PM (Cs2tJ)

30 This Anthony Weiner guy? He's a bit of a dick, you know?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 06:17 PM (I2uSp)

31 out=our Freudian slip.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 06:17 PM (Cs2tJ)

32 what an utter disappointment Rubio has been

Posted by: Jose at June 16, 2013 06:17 PM (zc/sw)

33 So super hot exotic dancer became infatuated with geeky IT dweeb. Yeah, that happens all the time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 06:17 PM (ZPrif)

34 One last thought maybe.... Tony HotDog! is literally so far as politics goes Chuck Schumer's mini(pad) me..... It explains a lot.....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:17 PM (miWej)

35 Love the fuzzie kitty cat slippers.

Posted by: madamemayhem at June 16, 2013 10:16 PM (S2RnE)

those be actual kittehs, mm . . . i be barefoot, as usual.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:18 PM (8lmkt)

36 what an utter disappointment Rubio has been Posted by: Jose at June 16, 2013 10:17 PM (zc/sw) This.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:18 PM (zrlmb)

37 Hmm...could they both have been co-opted by the Chinese government?

No way, Dude. I'm on a total integrity kick.

Posted by: Wolfking Awesomefox at June 16, 2013 06:18 PM (z9HTb)

38 Meanwhile in other news the NLRB ignores the law.

See, James Clapper said that no unlawful snooping is going on because of laws you see, and he's only admitted to lying to Congress once, so his word is GOSPEL! See wingnuts, that settles the issue, let's MoveOn

Posted by: jornolist 3.0 at June 16, 2013 06:18 PM (/9IC1)

39 what an utter disappointment Rubio has been

Posted by: Jose at June 16, 2013 10:17 PM (zc/sw)

you are being WAY too nice here . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

40 Allen G 103 PPD thanks for covering for me bud...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:19 PM (miWej)

41 34 So super hot exotic dancer became infatuated with geeky IT dweeb. Yeah, that happens all the time. Mostly in Skinemax and other pron films.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 06:19 PM (UR5vq)

42 new york deserves some weiner

Posted by: just sayin at June 16, 2013 06:19 PM (V+Pei)

43 It's obvious now Snowden is a fucking traitor.
Capital punishment for a capital crime.
Arrest him, try him, fry him.

Only question now is what role the Chicoms played in turning him. Posted by: Flatbush Joe
..............
must be nice to live in a world where things are "obvious"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2013 06:20 PM (UTq/I)

44 34 Flatbush Joe, We'll it does...in pron and anime

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:21 PM (miWej)

45 G'evening Horde. Tasty BBQ skewers for dinner tonight. How's y'alls doing?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster hates teh smartphone at June 16, 2013 06:21 PM (bWLnF)

46 on the other hand, could Wiener be a worse mayor than Nanny Bloomberg? I'm willing to only say "maybe"

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:21 PM (jDjlM)

47 If they pass that piece of shit "immigration" "reform" piece of shit, then I hope their dicks fall off. What the hell is happening here? I try to find the funny, but the funny is getting very hard to find lately.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

48 Sven, dude. Missed you in the top ten. If you were there, I wouldn't be, which would be better. NSA and all.

We have another Moron couple posting here now, so we need to get you and the lovely Mrs. back on line together. New category.

"Most Posts by a Moron Couple, Still Married.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

49 Where's the "civil liberties" angle for why Snowden is reportedly revealing details of spying operations on Russia? How is that anything but treason?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 06:22 PM (ZPrif)

50 Rubio comes off as teh ghey, no?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 06:22 PM (BVkEs)

51 As far as Wiener goes.. are New Yorkers oblivious to the fact that this man is one of the most repulsive looking and sounding men in the history of man? and 20% plus are still thinking of voting for him?

This is why I have never even had the desire to visit New York City.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 16, 2013 06:22 PM (UTq/I)

Oops! Oh well, I'm nearsighted soo... there's that.

The boy spawn graduated high school last month and is talking to recruiters. West Point didn't work out. The girl spawn got promoted to second grade. Hubbymayhem had a wreck on Memorial Day and totaled the Subaru. And we have all been busy busy with the veggie garden and getting the pool opened up. So I haven't been hanging around the ONT. Or anywhere else for that matter. I love summer.

Posted by: madamemayhem at June 16, 2013 06:23 PM (S2RnE)

53 Let me be clear, Weiner needs a wedgie.

I can arrange it if Tony would just visit my Washington apartment. Its almost as good as being in a San Francisco bathhouse.

Also, was just visiting my favorite site, the Huffpo and I was astounded at the main headline about MI6 spying on every member of the G20 in real time. I think Barky could learn a lesson from that.

I'll save you the huffpo clicks and let you have the raw piece from the Guardian:

http://tinyurl.com/l4wg4vk

I am impressed with the real-time 15 square meter screen mapping of all the conversations in a simple yet complex fashion. It only took 45 analysts to monitor each phone call or email in real time. That is "man" power well spent. We need that type of information to keep on top of the situation.

Posted by: Barney F. at June 16, 2013 06:23 PM (m5Tr1)

54 What the hell is happening here? I try to find the funny, but the funny is getting very hard to find lately. Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 10:21 PM (8lmkt) Straight up nightmare. We're watching the country die. So glad I don't have kids.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:23 PM (zrlmb)

55 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 16, 2013 06:24 PM (JMmQ9)

by the way, as Greta is interviewing Trey Gowdy, did that goof Cummings ever identify that "conservatie republican" at the IRS?

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2013 06:24 PM (jDjlM)

57 Posted by: Barney F. at June 16, 2013 10:23 PM (m5Tr1)

I know you're gonna enjoy your time in the barrel, Barney. You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

58 Posted by: Barney F. at June 16, 2013 10:23 PM (m5Tr1)

To the Barrel ------->

Posted by: sc at June 16, 2013 06:24 PM (I3sbu)

59 BARREL.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

60 Rubio a disappointment? He's exactly what he always was, a populist politician from Flo-ree-da. A crazy place full of crazy people. Better than Charlie Crist, but not by much. A lesson in projecting our own beliefs on someone who spouts populist drivel. Rubio is looking our for Rubio's career. He may not realize just how bitter one faction of the Republican party is about this. I was amused by the anger on the NRO thread about Lizza's alleged remarks. The Republican party is about to implode, and Rubio and Graham really won't understand why. McCain and Biden are just giving each other reach arounds, they are such old dotards.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 06:24 PM (I2uSp)

61 Go spurs!

Posted by: thunderb at June 16, 2013 06:25 PM (wula5)

62 I had the best Father's Day ever! Everything a moron could ask for. Krispy Kreme doughnuts and coffee in bed! Beers at the pool. Boobehs for lunch! Ribeye and bourbon for dinner. And presents! I got a new fishing pole and assorted tackle, more bourbon, candy and shortbread cookies (my favourite). And now, I'm dead tired and going to bed!

Posted by: EC at June 16, 2013 06:25 PM (doBIb)

63 49 Peaches, The "funny" is in theory that our "reprentative republic" is acting on behalf of "non but still without a doubt our best to be citizens" and ignoring the wishes of about 6 in 10 of our "tired wore out hardly worthy of the honor but naytheless actual citizens"...... Art V start over

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:25 PM (miWej)

64 Maybe being an old grumpy cash liking, electronic illiterate isn't such a bad thing after all. Sure they know what kinda porn I like but not much else.

Posted by: McGregor at June 16, 2013 06:25 PM (qo244)

65 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Posted by: What's my line? at June 16, 2013 06:26 PM (LyGCU)

66 If Snowden was really turned, the play for his handlers would have been to tell him to STFU and keep him in place rather than all this leaky shit.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 16, 2013 06:26 PM (/gHaE)

67 The Republican party is about to implode, and Rubio and Graham really won't understand why. McCain and Biden are just giving each other reach arounds, they are such old dotards.

This.

Ted Cruz. Darrell Issa. Paul Ryan. Tom McClintock. Shit, I can't even come up with a fifth one, although I'm sure there must be a couple more.

Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

68 I can't help but think Weiner=Russo.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 16, 2013 06:27 PM (XyrkB)

69 It's unlikely that a Dem-leaning purple state like Florida is going to give us an ultra-reliable rock-ribbed conservative. Charlie Crist is the definition of a soulless politician. He didn't change parties out of ideological conviction -- he has none. He changed parties because he looked at the polls and demographic trends of Florida. Crist is spineless, but not stupid. Rubio is, sadly, about the best we can expect from Florida.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 06:27 PM (ZPrif)

70 Very fappable vid of Shirley Manson .....

Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYhZq1CaX8o

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (/9IC1)

71 ...and in the crowd is my good friend Anthony Weiner. Get up, Tony, get up and show these people...oh good grief, not like that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (bKA83)

72 EC- You'll be fat as a house. Hope you enjoyed it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)

73 Trey Gowdy is a good one, Peaches and we gotta get Alan West back in the game.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (zrlmb)

74 If Weiner is Mayor the first lady will be a paid consultant and lobbyist for Muslim Brotherhood, a known terrorist organization. To a city that is a favorite target of terrorists, where a certain ewok lives.

Posted by: thunderb at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (wula5)

75 56 Tammy Al-Thor, If we're lucky we're just watching the country evolve.... I don't regret having lad ma'am or rather Ms10077 doing so.... My family was here before the United States and if need be we'll be here after.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (miWej)

76 Howdy, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 06:28 PM (T1005)

77 Typing with broken wrist sucks. To the point. Werner is an abrasive joo? What's the point, he doesn't have as much money as the current abrasive joo mayor? It's pretty clear Snowdon is a fucking Chinese mole. Why is this not discussed?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 16, 2013 06:29 PM (wR+pz)

78 It really is the 70's all over again here in mayhemworld. HeeHaw is on t.v. and Buck Owens is singing "Heartache by the Number".

Posted by: madamemayhem at June 16, 2013 06:29 PM (S2RnE)

79 EC- You'll be fat as a house. Hope you enjoyed it. TOO LATE!!! Hahahaha!!

Posted by: EC at June 16, 2013 06:29 PM (doBIb)

80 76 ThunderB, Yup...stupidity is its own reward....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:29 PM (miWej)

81 Howdy folks.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 16, 2013 06:29 PM (MnSla)

82 EC, that sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:30 PM (8lmkt)

83 Congratulations to Justin Rose, US Open winner. Poor ole Mickelson, this will be his 6th second place finish in the US Open. I guess he'll have to console himself with his beautiful wife, charming children, and piles upon piles of money. Really though, bummer for Phil. I like the guy. Tiger was miles away from the lead (+13 or something). Merion Golf Course held up beautifully. The "small" course kicked the best players in the world asses. Nobody was below par.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 16, 2013 06:31 PM (15w2J)

84 I just read that AT&T is going to preload iPhones with alerts from the SCOAMT that we cant' turn off. I have an iPhone 4S and will upgrade when the new one comes out. WTF do they think they are doing? I might switch to TMobile but I don't know if they have iPhones. I got mine in October 2011 and have waited for my contract to be up, it was in May and now waiting for iPhone 5s or 6. Every time I have read anything on the internet today I've ended up enraged. I'm glad I spent most of the day outside in my rose garden. Wiener's name is appropriate for him!

Posted by: CarolT at June 16, 2013 06:31 PM (z4WKX)

85 sven, I think we're too outnumbered now. I'll fight it til my dying day and I will absolutely go down fighting if need be, but I have about given up hope.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:31 PM (zrlmb)

86 Rubio comes off as teh ghey, no?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 10:22 PM (BVkEs)

I agrree. Those purdy lips appear to have had a cock or three pass through them.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 06:31 PM (Cs2tJ)

87 No picture of the walrus chick ? Could be really hawt or a epic moron disaster .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 16, 2013 06:33 PM (TQOZk)

88 Rubio doesn't ping my gaydar at all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:33 PM (zrlmb)

89 It was just a few days ago the Horde was giving Gabe Malor a hard time about being skeptical about Snowden. So now the trending opinion is that Snowden is a traitor. Still hard to say. I think he was an NSA cut-out, primed by someone above him with mis-information to make people look bad in criticising the NSA. I still think there is plenty wrong here, but Snowden is just a clown.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 06:33 PM (I2uSp)

90 CarolT, I have had TMobile since I got my first cell phone and I really like it. Of course, I am still using my RazR phone from, what 2006, or something. I think everyone can do the iPhone now, but a lot of people are going Samsung, they seem like they are making some really good electronics.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

91 The Republican party is done. They still won't admit why they lost last time. Because a few million stayed home, not because the dems got out enough votes. And now they are gleefully commiting suicide with imigration. Go figure.

Posted by: just sayin at June 16, 2013 06:34 PM (V+Pei)

92 86 CarolT, You can't spell 1984 without the letters Fascism Be safe, be sure to explain to the assholes at Bell why you're telling them to fuck off.... The sons of bitches will not rest until thy passive aggresive cause a civil war

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:34 PM (miWej)

93 I just read that AT&T is going to preload iPhones with alerts from the SCOAMT that we cant' turn off. I have an iPhone 4S and will upgrade when the new one comes out. WTF do they think they are doing?

FYI, the CEO of AT&T was one of the few big corps pushing for gays in the BSA. Bought, sold, and paid for.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 06:34 PM (Cs2tJ)

94 I think the ATT pre load is coming to all phones, curtsey of big sis. Like the old Civil Defense notices on TV.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 16, 2013 06:35 PM (wR+pz)

95 I was very skeptical about Snowden the moment he announced he fled to China.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 06:35 PM (ZPrif)

96 Happy Fathers Day to all the great dads of AOS. Hope you were treated like kings today .

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 16, 2013 06:36 PM (vgd4f)

97 91 CJ Burch, There's "skeptical" and there's skeptcal.... In the end Gabe acts like giving a fuck about the patsy outweighs the NSA's overreach.... Um "no"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:36 PM (miWej)

98 68 If Snowden was really turned, the play for his handlers would have been to tell him to STFU and keep him in place rather than all this leaky shit. True, but consider this. While Snowden is acting (assuming he is) the loose cannon role, various governments such as US and the UK are wasting time and media attention on issuing various rebuttals. If these distractions serve any greater purpose, it is not clear at present, but notice nobody is talking about things such as the China/Japanese island dispute issue openly now, are they? Even if there is no such greater purpose for Snowden's "plight" and loose tongue, at least the increased general feeling of distrust by Snowden's revelations of things already known but not openly discussed have taken attention off of China and onto the US. Again, only time will tell if there is some greater point/plot to all of this.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 06:36 PM (UR5vq)

99 CarolT- Blackberry died in 11 months, lost everything, Samsung Galaxy S Android died in 18 months, lost everything. Now have IPhone 4, cause it was free.

Verizon since 1990. (6 name/ownership changes)

Good service, if you don't mind Car 54 listening in.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

100 96 Billy Bob, I've always wanted an excuse to ditch this phone....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:37 PM (miWej)

101 This fucking cast sucks. 4 days, 86 left. Drink heavily.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 16, 2013 06:37 PM (wR+pz)

102 Good evening, horde-mates. Hope all is well. We finally installed our swamp cooler, so maybe now we can sleep at night.

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 16, 2013 06:38 PM (Ix162)

103 While I'm at it-- Old riddle: Q. Are you a turtle? A. You bet your sweet bippy. Because you have to stick your neck out to get anywhere.

Posted by: What's my line? at June 16, 2013 06:38 PM (LyGCU)

104 So Michael the douche Moore is going to be banned in Sweden?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 16, 2013 06:38 PM (MnSla)

105 >>>Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 10:18 PM *snoopy dance* Great Vader's day here, pr'ed a 10k, got a nice card from Princess and Cougar, watched the O's win. All in all, a perfect Sunday, except the lack of pool time.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 06:39 PM (jIaZt)

106 85 puddleglum, Were the announcers ating butthurt that Tiger Obama failed to meet expectations?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:39 PM (miWej)

107 I identified most of those scandals but didn't get the one about payments to hookers or groping your staff (he he he he).

Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2013 06:39 PM (vh67+)

108 Tammy!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 06:39 PM (T1005)

109 Son got new i phone 5, commie kid, but it is light as hell. We are on Verizon old contract with alltel, so no obama messages, we just share our calls with the NSA.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 16, 2013 06:40 PM (wR+pz)

110 This is courtesy of that fat Big Sis? I will opt out or call WH from a phone booth, if they still exist.

Posted by: CarolT at June 16, 2013 06:40 PM (z4WKX)

111 91 It was just a few days ago the Horde was giving Gabe Malor a hard time about being skeptical about Snowden.

So now the trending opinion is that Snowden is a traitor.

I still think there is plenty wrong here, but Snowden is just a clown. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013

Nadler says he was told that warrantless spying occurred, then goes to a meeting and comes out "clarifying" his statement. As in "whaddya know, nothing to see here"

Whatever Snowden is, he got a lot of shit stirred that got people thinking that maybe they should be suspicious of Mommy Government

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:40 PM (/9IC1)

112 All in all, a perfect Sunday Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 10:39 PM (jIaZt) And a well-deserved one! Glad to was awesome.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:40 PM (zrlmb)

113

so let see if I have this right.........

if I dress up as a walrus I can live with tom brady?

hmmmmmm

sounds like a gig for peaches

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 16, 2013 06:40 PM (UWEUP)

114 I posted this other night..., but here we are, Fathers Day. So, something for you guys whose dad isn't around anymore : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DAwdGUy950

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 06:41 PM (aDwsi)

115 cthulu! How goes it?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:41 PM (zrlmb)

116 Billy Bob- I nearly cut my thumb off with a Rapala filet knife while camping in the NC mountains in college. Had my left hand in a cast for a fairly long time. I still shot pool every afternoon. Learned to make a lot of shots one handed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:41 PM (4Mv1T)

117 Well, horde, out of here. Got to take son to airport 4:30. AMF.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 16, 2013 06:41 PM (wR+pz)

118 I have failed to see that anything Snowden released was a surprise to any informed person or government on the planet. Hero? Traitor? That's not one of my real concerns anymore. I think liberty is my concern.

Posted by: just sayin at June 16, 2013 06:42 PM (V+Pei)

119 Whatever Snowden is, he got a lot of shit stirred that got people thinking that maybe they should be suspicious of Mommy Government

That alone makes the show worth the price of entry...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 16, 2013 06:42 PM (/gHaE)

120 Dick Cheney said he's ok with NSA spying, so that must really overheat the circuits of the Obamabots who've been defending it ...

"Illogical!! Axelrod! .. Axelrod! ... coordinate! coordinate!"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:43 PM (/9IC1)

121 Okay off to bed all Hey NYC I hope you make the Weiner flaccid

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 06:43 PM (miWej)

122 113 Nadler says he was told that warrantless spying occurred, then goes to a meeting and comes out "clarifying" his statement. As in "whaddya know, nothing to see here"

I dunno, the explanation makes him look like an idiot. Politicians don't usually like that much. Three possibilities:

(1) Someone got to him. That's what you're implying.

(2) It really was confusing, and now it's all straightened out.

(3) He really is an idiot.

If I had to bet, it would be on #3.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 06:43 PM (bKA83)

123 @118 Thank God it's my left hand. I can still "practice".

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 16, 2013 06:43 PM (wR+pz)

124 So now the trending opinion is that Snowden is a traitor. I still don't know what the hell is going on.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

125 108 sven10077; Not really. They were happy for Rose. He's a alright lad (Englishman). I suspect as the week goes on, the Tiger cultists will whine away but not so much during the covereage. Johnny Miller almost seemed disgusted with Tiger. Tiger seemed to pack it in when he knew he wasn't going to win. He stops trying when he know there is no chance. Jack Nickalus NEVER gave up. Tiger's an ass, always has been.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 16, 2013 06:44 PM (15w2J)

126 hi all
phew! avoided the top 10 again

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 06:44 PM (9GG/0)

127 I thought this was the ONT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

128 Even Snowden doesn't know what he's doing. He was primed to run and give a lot of mis-information to somebody (and the Guardian is just stupid enough to do it). And then the WaPo got stampeded into this, too. There's something wrong at the NSA, really wrong. But all this bullshit from Snowden is just that. There is nothing to be trusted about the Obama Regime. They are harvesting all kinds of information, developing connections between all their potential political foes. I think half of Congress is running scared thinking of all the dirt that the NSA may have on them. Most of them are probably guilty of either sexual indiscretions or illegal fund raising.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 06:44 PM (I2uSp)

129 The other night I was informed due to my music tastes that my Man Card was being suspended

I post a hot vid of Shirley Manson and no faptitude?

Gimme my goddamn card back, wusses!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:45 PM (/9IC1)

130 Just my luck. Until tonight I had been considering changing my nick to Mouseking Awesomechipmunk. Back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 16, 2013 06:45 PM (pxDth)

131 Most of us DGAF about Snowden, honestly... if he stays in the limelight it could only be as an act of self-preservation (his disappearance would raise suspsicions.) He's simply using his leaks to play the big powers against each other. The reality is that in such an interconnected world, without trust, secrets outed by a single man could plunge the world into war.

Whether Snowden is a traitor or not or somehow involved with the chicoms or whatever to me is of no interest. The ramifications of his actions are what is interesting. And his leaks, if proven true (as I believe they will be) will possibly end our technological age with a big crash.

Faith in internet privacy is disappearing and will be gone very soon. The effect that will have on openness, which the internet needs to keep expanding, might be profound and irreversible. There was a point at which a crankish sort such as myself could warn people about internet privacy and it would come across as simply crankishness. Now I can just say, NSA, Snowden.

That alone is interesting, even if Snowden's leaks are false.

Posted by: RiverC at June 16, 2013 06:46 PM (KTytI)

132 Jerry Nadler looking like an idiot? Film at eleven.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 06:46 PM (I2uSp)

133 Can't we all just relax, trust our government to do what's best for us and rejoice in Kim Kardashian's out of wedlock (barely) baby?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:46 PM (8lmkt)

134
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 10:41 PM (aDwsi)

And I still thank you for that MH

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 16, 2013 06:47 PM (MnSla)

135 27 SWF Seeks Roommate, Must Be Into Walruses *Straightens Necktie* Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 16, 2013 10:16 PM (Vk2pI) Back off, pencil neck.

Posted by: Jamie Hyneman at June 16, 2013 06:47 PM (aH+zP)

136 97 I was very skeptical about Snowden the moment he announced he fled to China. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 10:35 PM (ZPrif) --- We can carry on about some 29 year old traitor as if it's something new and the federal apparatus is not full to the brim with the corrupt and treasonous, OR we can carry on about allegations that the state is engaged in an unconstitutional dragnet in which the private communications of the citizenry are monitored without warrant or probable cause. I urge you to reconsider which matter is of most moment. Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 10:39 PM (1FLBb)

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 06:47 PM (1FLBb)

137 Scrappy Spurs defeat the Heat!! yay

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:48 PM (8lmkt)

138 The other point is, what Snowden did, there is NO WAY to know what would happen. People are calling him a thousand things, but really, he took a massive and unpredictable risk. Either he did it because he's a fool or he was at the end of his rope and did maybe the only courageous thing he'll ever do, who knows.

Either way, based on the leaked docs that he has so far, he was well aware that the great powers would become hungry for his blood. Could have just really liked Johnny Mnemonic.

Posted by: RiverC at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (KTytI)

139 H2 has lots of weapon pr0n on tonight

Ultimate WW II Weapons and 101 Weapons That Changed the World

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (/9IC1)

140 68 If Snowden was really turned, the play for his handlers would have been to tell him to STFU and keep him in place rather than all this leaky shit. Posted by: Purp at June 16, 2013 10:26 PM (/gHaE) Security was on his ass. The Chinese probably decided to make sure Snowden continued to breathe by making him too public to snatch and grab.

Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (vh67+)

141 129 I thought this was the ONT.

Are you saying that posts should be more like this one, which links to an "Elvira's tits. Is there anything they can't do" article?

http://tinyurl.com/m96rtle

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (bKA83)

142 Completely Unsolicited Political Advice from Moe Lane *** Considering the lack of interest in politics by the LIVs the naturally self destructive actions of the two halves of the technocratic party might be the only thing that could save us. Essentially, you have to be weird, or evil, or both to want to rule other men enough to run the modern political gauntlet. And who the hell wants to be told how to live by someone like that?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (zPVBH)

143 This what the NSA should be doing, not collecting data on Americans: NSA targeted Dmitry Medvedev at London G20 summit http://tinyurl.com/kqok9ys

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (UR5vq)

144 garrett, I do a mean Shirley Manson imitation! We've both got that manly contralto thing goin' on!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (zrlmb)

145 If they'll still allow me to vote Democrat, I'll take the walrus position.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at June 16, 2013 06:49 PM (uLzrM)

146 117 cthulu! How goes it?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 10:41 PM (zrlmb)

Well enough, well enough....how 'bout with you and Thor? What's the word on relocating?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 06:50 PM (T1005)

147 Snowden is very far from ideal, those that leak the big shit usually are pretty wacked out

The All American Idealistic Guy usually isn't going to rock the boat

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:50 PM (/9IC1)

148 Wolfking Awesomefox = furry

Posted by: Romberg at June 16, 2013 06:50 PM (J9tUu)

149 Joe -- You're welcome. I saw that when it was broadcast..., maybe 22 years ago. I remember it every Father's Day. I just noticed that it has only 30,000 views.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

150 Security was on his ass. The Chinese probably decided to make sure Snowden continued to breathe by making him too public to snatch and grab. *** Hmm, is American intelligence really that good? Obama sure as hell isn't going to send Seal Team Six into China. He dithered in Pakistan to get Osama...he isn't going to risk a war with China for this guy. And unlike say Russia, America hasn't shown the ability to just quietly kill someone in a foreign country...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 06:51 PM (zPVBH)

151 Me and Thor be going through some weirdness. At this point, the relo is a go, for him anyway. I am fighting it and heading back to Arkansas tomorrow, after sulking in NC for awhile last week. We're okay, just..... weird.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:52 PM (zrlmb)

152 @92 Sen. Dondi. It's a BL thing, the latest craze in Leftington DC.

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 06:52 PM (kymV0)

153 146 garrett, I do a mean Shirley Manson imitation! We've both got that manly contralto thing goin' on!

How do you get your eyes to go that far apart?

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 06:52 PM (bKA83)

154 NSA targeted Dmitry Medvedev at London G20 summit ___ Hey, you guys willing to help me find a ring?

Posted by: Robert Kraft at June 16, 2013 06:52 PM (zPVBH)

155 Are you saying that posts should be more like this one, which links to an "Elvira's tits. Is there anything they can't do" article?
http://tinyurl.com/m96rtle
------------------------------------
Splunge- THAT is the reason I come back here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:52 PM (4Mv1T)

156 146 garrett, I do a mean Shirley Manson imitation! We've both got that manly contralto thing goin' on! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 10:49 PM

Vid or it didn't happen

Shirley always struck me as the hot chick who was so crazy you were courting extreme danger if you didn't walk away

Which really makes her hot

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:53 PM (/9IC1)

157 latest Moe Lane headline: "Eric Holder's permanent seat in the barrel"

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 06:53 PM (albkL)

158 That alone is interesting, even if Snowden's leaks are false. Posted by: RiverC at June 16, 2013 10:46 PM (KTytI) --- That is quite a thing. As with the IRS, even if the alleged activity did not occur or ceases to occur the effect in the short term is that the citizenry behaves as if it continues to occurs. Snowden's allegations are either a warning, a threat, or a limited hangout.

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 06:53 PM (1FLBb)

159 Tupperware Inc. and a horny walrus. Both on a quest for a nice tight seal.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 16, 2013 06:53 PM (pxDth)

160 139 Peaches, yes!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 16, 2013 06:54 PM (vgd4f)

161 Not sure what to make of this: I was at a city festival, and CenturyLink was one of the sponsors. They were providing free wifi to festival goers. The network name was CenturyLink_PRISM. Since i was working, I didn't have chance to go over to their display and ask them about it

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 16, 2013 06:54 PM (Ix162)

162 Shirley always struck me as the hot chick who was so crazy you were courting extreme danger if you didn't walk away Oh now extreme is a bit harsh. There's nothin' wrong with a little crazy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (zrlmb)

163 Yeah, lou, that was a good game! One more like that one and it's over. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

164 Off to catch some zzzzzzzzs, morons and ettes. See you on the a.m. thread

Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (vh67+)

165 Good evening, Horde. Picnic at the reservoir today, Weirddave and Little fed cheese to bluegills and mis-identified geese.

Posted by: Gingy at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (aH+zP)

166 Don't even get me started on the premedashian baby. It's a part of the tmz industrial complex that is taking over the young.

Posted by: just sayin at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (V+Pei)

167 Tammy??

A Moron ginger was in NC, and we were not advised??

Sorry to hear about the tension. I know of which you speak. I thought there would be a shooting at the Road house Friday night.

Either my wife was going to shoot me, or I was going to shoot me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (4Mv1T)

168 We're okay, just..... weird. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
--------------

Moves are hard..., but you probably know that...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 06:55 PM (aDwsi)

169 And unlike say Russia, America hasn't shown the ability to just quietly kill someone in a foreign country... Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 10:51 PM (zPVBH) --- We're alleged to have quite a history of hiring foreign criminal entities to do our dirty work in states where plausible deniability is of importance.

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 06:56 PM (1FLBb)

170 When asked how Garbage got it's name she said "Hootie and the Blowfish" was already taken

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 06:56 PM (albkL)

171 The best way to turn someone is for them not to realize they've been turned. You just encourage their own ideas. You nudge them in the direction you want. Maybe give them some resources to help them make the leap. The latest stuff I'm seeing reports about him leaking operations against Russia? That's just straight up treason.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 06:56 PM (ZPrif)

172 Tammy, I thought of you as I was rocketing through HB in the Jeep of Death today . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

173 Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Can someone translate this into English, mfer, do you speak it?

(sometimes it is just best to not actually know what the lyrics are)

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2013 06:57 PM (ccXZP)

174

I'm hoping Snowden puts that Chinese "commitment to free speech" to test. Bet he's glad the Chinese never snoop on your internet habits. What a tool.

Also, I assumed he had a hot Chinese girlfriend but that skank looks like Marilyn Manson.

Posted by: Disgusting Oratory at June 16, 2013 06:57 PM (rxnpE)

175 We heard that!

Posted by: Foreign _Crimninal_Entity at June 16, 2013 06:57 PM (6PPdL)

176 How do you get your eyes to go that far apart? Shut Your Mouth! Hey, don't you go speaking like that about my #1 Crush. She might be a Stupid Girl, and damn but She's Only Happy when it rains, but she's my Special Supervixen Till The Day I Die and I'm her Bay Boyfriend...

Posted by: Some Garbage Fan at June 16, 2013 06:57 PM (zPVBH)

177 I still don't get how the Wolfking Awesomefox thing isn't an obvious joke. Gabe must be exerting some serious reverse gaydar on the minds of many folk here.

Anyway, on to more important things. How do we justify this? The Boomer generation essentially tore the beating heart out of their culture because they were a bunch of coddled weenies and wanted things to be more 'just' and 'fair'.

There is no way to come out of this without more damage, I think, to our nation. Who is thinking constructively about the aftermath? It's obvious based on things like the Port Huron statement that the Boomer generation was not thinking clearly or practically about what could really work, but simply wanted to tear at the thing that offended them until all of the bad things were gone.

Before a single rifle is raised, there must be some serious thought and what amounts to a plan for what comes after. And just 'return to the Constitution' is not enough; Yes, that is where it starts, but there are a lot of statutes and other myriad things that must be dealt with and cannot be ignored by simply referring to the Constitution.

This is another way of saying, our own founders had their documents in order before the fighting started, not after. Let's do the same.

Posted by: RiverC at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (KTytI)

178

"SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US PresidentÂ’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting."

Just another chapter in the ongoing saga, "Obama is a Pussy". Fer fux sake, even Jimmy Carter managed to face down a half drowned rabbit with little more than a dozen or so armed SS agents, and an oar....while King Putt had to cancel his "safari" in Africa because some hippo a mile or so away might give him the ol' stink eye, requiring armed snipers to put the animal down, and ruin some really great photo opportunities.

Did you 'Rons and 'Ettes know that Obumbles even has a food taster? He does. It was in the news a few weeks ago....not covered by the MFM, of course, as they were too busy tongue bathing his balls to notice.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (qoQi/)

179 116 Mike, wish I could see it, my phone sucks, and now I gotta call AT&T and tell them I don't want o bama messages, sheesh

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (vgd4f)

180 Garbage - I'm Only Happy When It Rains

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEdC0c3YI4

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (/9IC1)

181 The latest stuff I'm seeing reports about him leaking operations against Russia? That's just straight up treason. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 10:56 PM (ZPrif) But just peachy for the PRC.

Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (vh67+)

182 Most of them are probably guilty of either sexual indiscretions or illegal fund raising.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 10:44 PM (I2uSp)

Politicians don't go from being raised in a cabin with a dirt floor to being a Washington insider multimillionaire without getting their hands dirty. Even though they all do it, it is the selective leaks that they fear.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (Cnqmv)

183 175 Can someone translate this into English, mfer, do you speak it?

"Too much acid is a helluva drug"

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (bKA83)

184 NOW off to bed.

Posted by: joncelli at June 16, 2013 06:58 PM (vh67+)

185 Dennehy vs. Caddell.

Discuss.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at June 16, 2013 06:59 PM (1efte)

186 Marilyn Manson, hah! Double hah! Can't Type. Laughing too freakin hard!

Posted by: Foreign _Crimninal_Entity at June 16, 2013 06:59 PM (6PPdL)

187 When asked how Garbage got it's name she said "Hootie and the Blowfish" was already taken

that is some funny shit right there, DAve! I had a buddy who managed USO tours years back and he fuckin' hated Hootie and company. The only one he hated worse was some reggae royalty crew, can't even remember which one, they were pretty trashy.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

188 We're alleged to have quite a history of hiring foreign criminal entities to do our dirty work in states where plausible deniability is of importance. Posted by: What In The
----------------

Mossad

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

189 That Beatles song is pure doggerel. It's more important the images that it suggests than any connection they have to one another or to reality.

Posted by: RiverC at June 16, 2013 07:01 PM (KTytI)

190 http://tinyurl.com/l89c2wc I put link about iPhone alerts above. I am willing to bet it won't be only AT&T. They're all in bed with TFG in one way or another.

Posted by: CarolT at June 16, 2013 07:01 PM (z4WKX)

191 Why do farts smell worse in the shower?

Posted by: Joey Biden at June 16, 2013 07:01 PM (jucos)

192 Only Happy When It Rains is my very best impression of her! Love Garbage. Pecaches, were ye whizzing down teh 405? Road, no guns were even close to being drawn, it's more of a sadface thing. Mindy, that is weird. And of course Century Link is my internet provider, no choice.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:01 PM (zrlmb)

193 Day 1 of ~~hell on Earth~~ the Happiest place on Earth behind me. Where do kids get all this energy?!? Hope everyone had a good Fathers Day. So, ATT wants to play Russian Roullette with a semi-auto. Bless their hearts.

Posted by: RWC at June 16, 2013 07:02 PM (kOa+e)

194 *Obama sure as hell isn't going to send Seal Team Six into China. He dithered in Pakistan to get Osama...he isn't going to risk a war with China for this guy. He could have just asked me to perform the job. I have experience getting high-profile targets out of Hong Kong relatively unscathed.

Posted by: The Goddamned Batman at June 16, 2013 07:02 PM (UR5vq)

195
Posted by: Some Garbage Fan at June 16, 2013 10:57 PM (zPVBH)

Somehow, even as hot as she looked like she might be queer she still looked so fine

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 16, 2013 07:02 PM (MnSla)

196

Tammy!

Here you go, dear. No flannel, unfortunately

http://tinyurl.com/mk4xtnu

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:02 PM (lr3d7)

197 Looks like I'm heading to Sweden.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 16, 2013 07:03 PM (eHIJJ)

198 I think food tasters are probably a good idea. Didn't Laura Bush think she and W were poisoned at some point?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:03 PM (zrlmb)

199 175 Posted by: GnuBreed

Drop acid and read between the lines.

Posted by: zombie Leary at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (15w2J)

200 Caddell gives Dennehy a good verbal lashing and ridicules him completely, then Dennehy breaks his freakin' neck. Just to watch him die, because he could.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (I2uSp)

201 This is another way of saying, our own founders had their documents in order before the fighting started, not after. Let's do the same. *** There were state governments prior to the war...but obviously no federal structure. In fact, it wasn't until years after the war that we got the Constitution. The core necessity, it seems to me, is to assemble the right people to work on what comes next. Of course since founding I don't the world has seen a brain trust comparable to what we had then. I think though as far as the most critical line item, you need a way to permanently deny those who take from the government being able to vote themselves more. It would certainly largely cure what ails us now.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (zPVBH)

202 Tammy, hope things normalize soon for you. {{{{{hugs}}}}}

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (Ix162)

203 Tammy, I drove down to SD this morning (2 hours, acceptable) and back this afternoon (almost 3 hours, horrible, hideous, wanted to scratch my eyes out of my head). So we could take the dadster to lunch over at Torrey Pines. It was nice, he liked it, we haven't seen him since Christmas.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)

204

Mindy,

Sorry I didn't make it to the festival. I was running errands and completely blanked about going. I went straight home to cook dinner.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (lr3d7)

205 193 Why do farts smell worse in the shower? Posted by: Joey Biden at June 16, 2013 11:01 PM (jucos) Rain enhances one's sense of smell. Showers are a type of rain simulation. You connect the dots.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 07:04 PM (UR5vq)

206 Jewel is still high on my list of rock/pop babes I would hit like SMOD smacking the planet

Posted by: kbdabear at June 16, 2013 07:05 PM (/9IC1)

207 Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:02 PM (lr3d7) EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!! Now you gonna have to write me another story!

Epic. So very EPIC!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:05 PM (zrlmb)

208 And for any wrestling geeks. there was a nice double turn at Payback.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 16, 2013 07:05 PM (ZPrif)

209 IMO Garbage's best song - though it doesn't sound all that great on youtube - you can really hear the loss of sound quality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOcifyR0Vg

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 07:06 PM (zPVBH)

210 How many pictures of a dick must we suffer? And, no, you can't dress it up with a tie either. It's still just a dick.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2013 07:06 PM (eHIJJ)

211 The lead singer for Garbage was in the shortlived Terminator TV series (as was Cercei (however you spell it) from GoT).

Posted by: puddleglum at June 16, 2013 07:06 PM (15w2J)

212 153 Me and Thor be going through some weirdness. At this point, the relo is a go, for him anyway. I am fighting it and heading back to Arkansas tomorrow, after sulking in NC for awhile last week.

We're okay, just..... weird.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 10:52 PM (zrlmb)

Like any of us needs more weird these days....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 07:06 PM (T1005)

213 I'm hoping Snowden puts that Chinese "commitment to free speech" to test.

I'm told by reliable sources that the Mongolian desert is a hotbed of free speech and Jeffersonian philosophy.

I'm sure they'll find a comfy yurt there for him to spend the rest of his life in writing his memoirs...and scavenging for food.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 16, 2013 07:07 PM (/gHaE)

214 >The other night I was informed due to my music tastes that my Man Card was being suspended I post a hot vid of Shirley Manson and no faptitude? Gimme my goddamn card back, wusses! dude Shirley is awesome. post the vid cuz I wasn't here last night. unless it's the one I'm thinking of, in which case it's already in my iPod

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 16, 2013 07:07 PM (8sCoq)

215 Oh Peaches, that is wonderful, traffic aside. I miss my Daddy still. Thanks, Mindy...right back atcha, girl!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:07 PM (zrlmb)

216 Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 11:06 PM (zPVBH) I adore Shirley Manson. Paranoid is my favorite, 3 sperate changes in every Chorus. Its wonderful.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:08 PM (XIxXP)

217 Hi Tammy & chemjeff

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 16, 2013 07:08 PM (vgd4f)

218 Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:02 PM (lr3d7) Alex, I can't tell for sure --is that you in the picture? What are you making? I got your email -- sorry we missed each other yesterday. One of my life's goals is to meet up with a Moron at one of my husband's concerts.

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 16, 2013 07:08 PM (Ix162)

219 Top 10 socker for the 2nd time. My experiment worked. Mwah hah haaah! URrrk. No, I am pathetic. I found some old comments of mine where on re-reading I realize I had completely misunderstood what I thought I was replying to. I am an idiot. I found other remarks of mine that were unfathomable even to me. WTF was I trying to say? I am such a moron. _ waitaminnit... I also wonder, with the socks I've worn, how the Top Ten Calculator settled on "mindful webworker hates Illinois Nazis"? Owell, better than some it coulda picked. Now, lemme see what's been the haps here tonight?

Posted by: just mindful webworker at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (U13jb)

220 NSA is in your rectum. Kill the messenger!

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (kymV0)

221 208 Jewel is still high on my list of rock/pop babes I would hit like SMOD smacking the planet

There's a really fun video out there where the Funny or Die crew made her up so you couldn't possibly recognize her, brought her to a Karaoke bar, pretending to be a bunch of people from some office, and then "reluctantly goaded" her pretend-shy self onto the stage to sing a Jewel tune. It's a hoot to watch as the audience gets caught up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv1VhrtYRo

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (bKA83)

222 @215 I want a yurt. My husband is puzzled by this. I can knit my own house! It'd be great!

Posted by: Gingy at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (aH+zP)

223 So...basically weiner is indeed just another name for DICK.

Posted by: Berserker at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (FMbng)

224 >>>We're okay, just..... weird. Separation is hard. If you need anything, don't be too stupid-strong to ask. My nic at yahoo.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (jIaZt)

225 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2013 10:58 PM (qoQi/) Sticky Wicket, I glanced at headline that Secret Service Agents were dressing as farmers and using tractors and decided not to read it. I've been too pissed off twice today I did not know the baby has a food taster. I hope it's Mochelle.

Posted by: CarolT at June 16, 2013 07:09 PM (z4WKX)

226
http://tinyurl.com/n38sd3z

That's one gay looking Cuban cockholster right there.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 07:10 PM (Cs2tJ)

227

EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!

Now you gonna have to write me another story!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 11:05 PM (zrlmb)

Three of the guys had beards, and I immediately thought of you.

And yes, I'm working on another story. It's just sat on the back burner for the past month.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:10 PM (lr3d7)

228 OK, some of the commenters need an intervention. Not naming names or anything, but some of you need to start a blog.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2013 07:10 PM (eHIJJ)

229 Jewel is still high on my list of rock/pop babes I would hit like SMOD smacking the planet

Belinda Carlisle circa late 1980's.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 16, 2013 07:11 PM (/gHaE)

230 Peter with a soul patch. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:11 PM (XIxXP)

231 Out of 535 senators and congressmen, how many decent folks are there?

Posted by: Big Ben at June 16, 2013 07:11 PM (I5Htn)

232 Like any of us needs more weird these days.... Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 11:06 PM (T1005) No shit. I am fed up with stress and weirdness and just wanted to go back home and raise a few hens. Life is full of surprises.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:11 PM (zrlmb)

233

Mindy,

Yes, that's me. I'm drawing out points in the end of the iron for practice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:12 PM (lr3d7)

234 Not naming names or anything, but some of you need to start a blog. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 16, 2013 11:10 PM (eHIJJ) --- Pretty sure AllenG has a blog.

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 07:12 PM (1FLBb)

235 "Geeky douches don't do *anything* unironically. I am not just saying that to be snarky." -Merovign Which forces me to link DanIsNotOnFire's recent "Ironic Appreciation" http://youtu.be/TdK0TNa-B24

Posted by: a mindful webworker at June 16, 2013 07:12 PM (U13jb)

236 Out of 535 senators and congressmen, how many decent folks are there?

I didn't even make it through 10 fingers. Actually, I never got past one hand...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 16, 2013 07:13 PM (/gHaE)

237

I think food tasters are probably a good idea.

He's got Mooch right there. If she starts foaming at the mouth after her 4th helping of Crab Louie, that's a sign that Barack "Big Pussy" Obama should put his fork down.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (qoQi/)

238 Out of 535 senators and congressmen, how many decent folks are there? *** Maybe a third of the Republicans?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (zPVBH)

239 228
http://tinyurl.com/n38sd3z

That's one gay looking Cuban cockholster right there.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 11:10 PM (Cs2tJ)

---

He shore gotta a purty mouf. - Inmate # 469469

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (BVkEs)

240 Tammy . . . {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (8lmkt)

241 G'nite all.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (MnSla)

242 Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:12 PM (lr3d7) Cool! The safety glasses hid too much of your face for me to be sure.

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (Ix162)

243 This is another way of saying, our own founders had their documents in order before the fighting started, not after. Let's do the same.

Posted by: RiverC at June 16, 2013 10:58 PM (KTytI)

Huh?

1775 - the American Revolution begins
1781 - the Articles of Confederation are signed
1787 - the Constitution is ratified

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 16, 2013 07:14 PM (XkotV)

244 go back home and raise a few hens. Life is full of surprises.

I'm available . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:15 PM (8lmkt)

245 I was talking with a patient of mine who flat out said that when he was at SATCOM in the air force, they were spying on everyone.

Posted by: NWConservative at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (RkerA)

246 go back home and raise a few hens. Life is full of surprises. I'm available . . . Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 11:15 PM (8lmkt) We need a compound.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (XIxXP)

247 fuck off you piece of human trash

Posted by: Smiles at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (OJzKk)

248 y'all shoul lay off of weiner. he may have issues but he is the least evil of all candidates for mayor in new york. christine quinn is a lesnazi. crazy bitch is even against pets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

249 Damn, that was a lot to skip reading.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (Vgn84)

250 DC, I should probably avoid, young hot Morons in my current state of mind, but thank you! Peaches, can you IMAGINE the fun????

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (zrlmb)

251 Whoa. Line of storms sliding through Kansas right now. The worst area up north has a really nasty looking bow echo. Yeah, I know what's coming so I'll say it now. Neither long bow nor crossbow. It's a compound bow baby.

Posted by: teej at June 16, 2013 07:16 PM (H0qOD)

252 We need a compound. ___ Hmm, you know I am aiming for a new gig...

Posted by: Lon Horiuchi at June 16, 2013 07:17 PM (zPVBH)

253 y'all shoul lay off of weiner. ___ Easier said then done brah

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 16, 2013 07:18 PM (zPVBH)

254 @249 ?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

255 256 @249 ? Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 11:18 PM (4Mv1T) Who Knows?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:19 PM (XIxXP)

256 Re: NYC... what did they used to say about Baghdad? Nuke it to glass, spray it with Windex, tie Handi-Wipes on yer feet, and go skating at midnight? Might work, but the dam' roaches and bedbugs, and others, would prolly get out alive. Back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 07:19 PM (kymV0)

257 @249 ?

yeah, what's up with that???

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

258 Line of storms sliding through Kansas right now. Y'all please pray 'em the fuck away from NW Arkansas, okay? I gotta fucking fly there early in the morning and I do not do well in airplanes in good weather, let alone storms.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:19 PM (zrlmb)

259 Moron Horde compound at a designated abandoned missile silo.

The Moron HIVE.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

260 256 @249 ? Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 11:18 PM (4Mv1T) --- Matter anti matter exclusive?

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 07:20 PM (1FLBb)

261 249 crossed the streams?

Posted by: NWConservative at June 16, 2013 07:20 PM (RkerA)

262 Moron Horde compound at a designated abandoned missile silo.

I'll bring the beer.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

263 Yankee! Bers! OSP, everyone.... hi! And, good night. Have fun tonight.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 07:21 PM (zrlmb)

264 Might work, but the dam' roaches and bedbugs, and others, would prolly get out alive. And grow to 5-600 Lbs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:21 PM (XIxXP)

265 night Tammy al-Thor

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

266 And grow to 5-600 Lbs. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 11:21 PM (XIxXP) --- The progs would force us to use them as an alternative source for protein.

Posted by: What In The at June 16, 2013 07:21 PM (1FLBb)

267 'Night, sweet Tammy. I'm going to bed shortly, too, was just waiting for dark. So tired.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:22 PM (8lmkt)

268 Might work, but the dam' roaches and bedbugs, and others, would prolly get out alive.

We'd eat that shit up and spit it out.

Posted by: Typical NY Sewer Rat at June 16, 2013 07:22 PM (Cs2tJ)

269 Moron Horde compound at a designated abandoned missile silo. Will they leave us a minuteman for nuclear blackmail?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:22 PM (XIxXP)

270 249 y'all shoul lay off of weiner. he may have issues but he is the least evil of all candidates for mayor in new york.

christine quinn is a lesnazi. crazy bitch is even against pets.

Posted by: yankeefifth

So, NYC is in the best of hands.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 16, 2013 07:22 PM (15w2J)

271 203 I think though as far as the most critical line item, you need a way to permanently deny those who take from the government being able to vote themselves more. It would certainly largely cure what ails us now. Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2013 11:04 PM (zPVBH) Agreed. The Founders knew what they were doing, and they feared democracy as much as monarchy. The universal franchise is destroying us. There must be a way to restrict voting to the responsible and productive members of society.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

272 G'night, Tammy! I'm out, too. Gotta get up early and manage the irrigation ditch. Hope everyone has an excellent week!

Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 16, 2013 07:22 PM (Ix162)

273 Y5!!!! {waves wildly}

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:23 PM (8lmkt)

274 Who's the Tourettes poster?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 07:23 PM (BVkEs)

275 Night Mrs. Thor.

As my dearly departed dad used to say,
"And it came to pass, but it didn't come to stay."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:23 PM (4Mv1T)

276 Good night Ladies.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:23 PM (XIxXP)

277 Peaches!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

278 President Michael Jackson suspects a plot: http://preview.tinyurl.com/akapgbb Who, or what, tipped him off?

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 07:24 PM (kymV0)

279 So going back to what we had a few threads ago... anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?

Posted by: CAC at June 16, 2013 07:24 PM (TlTuk)

280 280 So going back to what we had a few threads ago...

anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?

Posted by: CAC at June 16, 2013 11:24 PM (TlTuk)

---

I got nothing.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 07:25 PM (BVkEs)

281 Posted by: CAC at June 16, 2013 11:24 PM (TlTuk) Lack of anything?

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2013 07:25 PM (20Mmk)

282 ....anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?
------------------------
Quite elementary.

It's what's in my glass.

BRB

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:26 PM (4Mv1T)

283 And grow to 5-600 Lbs. Posted by: Oldsailors
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On the upside..., protein! BBQ'd roach ribs.
Sorry..., that's the best face I can put on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

284 President Michael Jackson suspects a plot:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/akapgbb

Who, or what, tipped him off?

Chemo reaction?

Posted by: Typical NY Sewer Rat at June 16, 2013 07:26 PM (Cs2tJ)

285 anyone able yet to define "nothing" ? A turd with all the shit scraped off?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:26 PM (XIxXP)

286 249 y'all shoul lay off of weiner.

If the weiner-wagging beard had been fair with Republicans when he was, er, "up", I'd consider being (a little more) fair with him now. But that is not how I remember it. Just the opposite.

If that Castro guy who kidnapped and imprisoned those women were the best of the candidates for Mayor of New York (not completely implausible), would that mean we ought to be nice to him?

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:27 PM (bKA83)

287 Lack of anything? Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2013 11:25 PM (20Mmk) without using something to define it.

Posted by: CAC at June 16, 2013 07:27 PM (TlTuk)

288 I've got plenty of nothing.
But then, so do most people in my position.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

289 245 Maet, I suspect the point was the Continental Congress and control or at a minimum competitive control of Colonial Houses.... The problem is setting up interdiction of Federal revenue streams to fund the political unermining of saidsame.... The Founders were geniuses at insurgency...w have our side apologizing and doing prosecutorial work for te Feds.... Eg "snowden is not a saint ergo not a lot to se here..." Uh who said he was fellas? *derp!*

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 07:27 PM (miWej)

290 Hammer- I see you're working both ends of the Top 10 list again.
Good job.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:27 PM (4Mv1T)

291
anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?

The empty space inside Joe Bidens head?

Posted by: FUBAR at June 16, 2013 07:28 PM (Cs2tJ)

292 quinn sucks and someone needs to smuggle rubio back into cuba. someone, and I neither know nor care who, is running "anybody but quinn" ads in ny. I will bet anything she chewed her dildo in half when she found out about that group.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

293 Having a new business really cuts into my sock puppeting time here.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 16, 2013 07:28 PM (jucos)

294 Having a new business really cuts into my sock puppeting time here. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 16, 2013 11:28 PM (jucos) Good for you, go get em.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:29 PM (XIxXP)

295 Snowden's girl friend is a Chinese Honeypot? Who coulda guessed that?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 16, 2013 07:29 PM (nI+9T)

296 TR -- Yes..., and I noted you're well above me on the sockless list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

297 ....Having a new business really cuts into my sock puppeting time here. Posted by: Truck Monkey,
----------------------------
Priorities, Man.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

298 anyone able yet to define "nothing" ? I got nuthin'.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

299 280 So going back to what we had a few threads ago...

anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?

Sure. An especially thorough absence. Just semantic games. It's like the "if a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound" puzzle, which hinges on the fact that "sound" in that context has two meanings in English. It's really about pointing out bugs in our language -- it only pretends to be a meaningful discussion about anything but language.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:30 PM (bKA83)

300 Don't worry everyone, Lindsay Mills is safe here with me. Hang on, there's a knock at the door.......

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 16, 2013 10:14 PM (BVkEs)

That young lady needs to lose the douchey geek spy, and settle down with a plump middle-aged geologist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2013 07:30 PM (fNpC1)

301 Night, Miss T! And why didn't anyone tell me Top Shot was on again? Watching episode 1 on the history channel app through the tv now. The hot Venezuelan chick is on again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 07:30 PM (jIaZt)

302 Having a new business really cuts into my sock puppeting time here. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business you're doing it wrong. what sort of business?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

303 Wolfking Awesomefox = furry Posted by: Romberg at June 16, 2013 10:50 PM (J9tUu) Yiff in Hell, furf*g!

Posted by: Stop the Furry Menace! at June 16, 2013 07:31 PM (Vk2pI)

304 Snowden's girl friend is a Chinese Honeypot? Who coulda guessed that? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 16, 2013 11:29 PM (nI+9T) It just gets intrestinger and intrestinger. Think of all of those 1 day training meetings for all federal employees we will be footing the bill for. How to spot a Honey Pot.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:31 PM (XIxXP)

305 Like infinities, there are probably multiple grades of nothing.

Some nothings are less than others.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 16, 2013 07:31 PM (ccXZP)

306 Missed this moderate earthquake in Greece: http://www.emsc-csem.org/#2 Originally was listed as a 5.9 around Crete, Greece. Now I've seen it's been downgraded to around a 5.4. Maybe it would be more merciful if Ares does smite the place from the sky instead of allowing the nation to die a slow death from economic stagnation and socialism.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 07:32 PM (UR5vq)

307 302 Night, Miss T!

And why didn't anyone tell me Top Shot was on again? Watching episode 1 on the history channel app through the tv now. The hot Venezuelan chick is on again.
Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 11:30 PM (jIaZt)

IT IS?! Bastards. Where was ace to announce it.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 07:32 PM (LI48c)

308 what sort of business?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 11:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

Transportation brokerage.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 16, 2013 07:32 PM (jucos)

309 I see the Ban-Hammenator has been quietly dolling out justice at the HQ tonight. Excellent.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:33 PM (4Mv1T)

310 Having a new business really cuts into my sock puppeting time here. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 16, 2013 11:28 PM (jucos) Just develop a few voices in your head and it'll take care of itself...

Posted by: Voice #138 in the Political Hat's head at June 16, 2013 07:33 PM (Vk2pI)

311 anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?

The sum total of my societal contribution.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at June 16, 2013 07:33 PM (uLzrM)

312 >>IT IS?! Bastards. Where was ace to announce it. I know, right? What the hell do I pay these membership dues for? But the first three episodes are available free on history.com

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 07:34 PM (jIaZt)

313 Meanwhile in Joe Biden's head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 16, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

314 It just gets intrestinger and intrestinger. Think of all of those 1 day training meetings for all federal employees we will be footing the bill for. How to spot a Honey Pot.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 11:31 PM (XIxXP)

Shouldn't be too difficult - a woman / man way more attractive than you normally generate interest in who's very interested in the mundane details of your .gov job. Remember the redheaded Russian?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 07:34 PM (un8zR)

315 309 Truck Monkey, Customs Brokerage or domestic only?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 07:34 PM (miWej)

316
And why didn't anyone tell me Top Shot was on again? Watching episode 1 on the history channel app through the tv now. The hot Venezuelan chick is on again. Posted by: DC in Towson
-------------------

Show was interesting, but too gamey for my taste.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

317 Shouldn't be too difficult - a woman / man way more attractive than you normally generate interest in who's very interested in the mundane details of your .gov job. Remember the redheaded Russian? Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 11:34 PM (un8zR) Don't bet on it, the heart, I mean dick, wants what it wants. Rationalization is the second strongest human drive. I can Rationalize why a young chick would dig me. No problem.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:37 PM (XIxXP)

318 Show was interesting, but too gamey for my taste.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 11:35 PM (aDwsi)

I'd rather see a "reality" show about high-level pro shooters (say Team Glock, Team FN for 3-gun) than the game-showish deal Top Shot does. I don't see how throwing a tomahawk entitles one to be crowned top shot.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 07:37 PM (un8zR)

319 Dr. Jill, fetch me two tin cans and a length string.

Posted by: Alexander Joe Biden at June 16, 2013 07:37 PM (uLzrM)

320

Posted by: sven10077 at June 16, 2013 11:27 PM (miWej)

I find it interesting that the press already have his emails...and online posting...

Now... just where the hell did they get THAT information???

Can you say... NSA? which would then prove Snows point? Because any release of that info to a REPORTER would be for political, not law enforcement reasons.

The Government is doing it damndest to make him look bad... they are in a Panic...

And the reports of NSA docs given to other governments of us spying during the G-20 conference in 2009... if true???

Posted by: Lefty Artist... at June 16, 2013 07:37 PM (lZBBB)

321

The universal franchise is destroying us. There must be a way to restrict voting to the responsible and productive members of society.

Guaranteed universal income. Give every American 18 and older $30,000 per year. Then you impose a voter registration tax of $30,000 per year. If you want to vote in any one year, you have to pay the tax in January. This way you weed out the LIVs, who will happily take the government bennies, and ensure that the people voting are the ones who had to give up their government cheese and work to live.

Would it be kind of expensive? Yes, but if the result was an electorate that actually respected hard work, paid attention to what was going on in Washington, and voted for responsible adults in office, then the payoff would be far greater.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:38 PM (lr3d7)

322 315 Remember the redheaded Russian?

I do. Vividly. So I know that no secret is safe.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:38 PM (bKA83)

323 And nice that the hot Venezuelan is back. She's actually the best female shooter they ever had on. All the other seemed to just suck.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 07:38 PM (LI48c)

324 of

Posted by: Alexander Joe Biden at June 16, 2013 07:38 PM (uLzrM)

325 StPatrick-- Yeah, that, and the theatrics. I'm fine as long as there is lead in the air, but the rest sucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

326 RE: Top Shot
The USMC Combat Shooting team, and the Bushmaster team were at a recent
3 Gun match here. The Marines were on my squad.

Awesome to behold firsthand.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)

327 322 Would it be kind of expensive? Yes, but if the result was an electorate that actually respected hard work, paid attention to what was going on in Washington, and voted for responsible adults in office, then the payoff would be far greater.

I think you have just re-created a very expensive version of the original rule that only property holders had the vote.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:40 PM (bKA83)

328 Don't bet on it, the heart, I mean dick, wants what it wants. Rationalization is the second strongest human drive. I can Rationalize why a young chick would dig me. No problem.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 11:37 PM (XIxXP)

So maybe the seminar needs to be "How to Recognize a Honeypot While Maximizing Personal Benefit Without Divulging Classified Information". The Russians, Chinese, et. al. would hate that shit. All that screwing and no progress.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 07:40 PM (un8zR)

329 So maybe the seminar needs to be "How to Recognize a Honeypot While Maximizing Personal Benefit Without Divulging Classified Information". The Russians, Chinese, et. al. would hate that shit. All that screwing and no progress. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 11:40 PM (un8zR) Hmm, you are a thinker.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:40 PM (XIxXP)

330 >>I'd rather see a "reality" show about high-level pro shooters (say Team Glock, Team FN for 3-gun) than the game-showish deal Top Shot does. I don't see how throwing a tomahawk entitles one to be crowned top shot. Oh, don't get me wrong, it's still reality tv. But it's way better than any reality tv show I've ever seen. The season (3?) with all the ex-military guys was the best. Very little drama, lots of shooty stuff. Plus, they celebrated the Marine Corps Brithday, and did it right.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 07:41 PM (jIaZt)

331

I think you have just re-created a very expensive version of the original rule that only property holders had the vote.

Pretty much. I would love to go back to the original, but you'd never be able to get away with it. My way at least buys off the LIVs and idiot progs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:41 PM (lr3d7)

332 330 So maybe the seminar needs to be "How to Recognize a Honeypot While Maximizing Personal Benefit Without Divulging Classified Information". The Russians, Chinese, et. al. would hate that shit. All that screwing and no progress.

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Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:41 PM (bKA83)

333

Plus, they celebrated the Marine Corps Brithday, and did it right.

Alcohol, strippers and felony convictions?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:41 PM (lr3d7)

334 322 Guaranteed universal income. Give every American 18 and older $30,000 per year. Then you impose a voter registration tax of $30,000 per year. If you want to vote in any one year, you have to pay the tax in January. Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:38 PM (lr3d7) Interesting idea, but you'd have to repeal the 24th Amendment. Which I'm totally on board with. The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay any poll tax or other tax.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

335 Pretty much. I would love to go back to the original, but you'd never be able to get away with it. My way at least buys off the LIVs and idiot progs. Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:41 PM (lr3d7) You could get rid of most of them with $500.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:42 PM (XIxXP)

336 Good night, lovemonkeys of the horde, and God bless.

Good night, fat Trudy at the NSA. I'm using the regular toothbrush tonight, instead of the electric one. Just in case my bathroom isn't wired for video . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2013 07:43 PM (8lmkt)

337 G night Peach.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:43 PM (XIxXP)

338 327 StPatrick-- Yeah, that, and the theatrics. I'm fine as long as there is lead in the air, but the rest sucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 11:39 PM (aDwsi)

I'm kinda surprised Colby's teeth haven't been mentioned yet. I'm with you - I don't care about team dynamics, inter- and intra-group relations, or anything else. Get to the shooting, and shoot neat guns. Also, it's not necessary for everything to explode anymore now that literally every other show featuring guns does the same stupid shit.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 07:43 PM (un8zR)

339 'night Peaches-
Heck, it's only 8:45PM there. Sleep if you must.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:44 PM (4Mv1T)

340 Alcohol, strippers and felony convictions?

--------

Hmm. Remember the Tailhook scandal? Boys will be boys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

341 What a country we have when a little weenie like Weiner is still relevant in politics(or to this planet for whatever reason), where Slow Joe is considered intelligent by half the idiot population, where Nancy Pelosi's abortion views are acceptable to many Catholics, where Hillary's fat thighs are fashionable and sexy even to some men, and where Bill Clinton is so much better than every other father out there! I need sleep.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at June 16, 2013 07:45 PM (sPao2)

342

Interesting idea, but you'd have to repeal the 24th Amendment. Which I'm totally on board with.

Yeah, I thought about that. Again, that's why I think you'd have to sweeten the pot with the universal income.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:45 PM (lr3d7)

343 this week the priority for everyone on the right has to be stopping the Go8 bill

I will be calling my Sen. Roy Blunt and letting him know if he votes for the bill I will support a primary challenge to him in 2016

Posted by: Jose at June 16, 2013 07:45 PM (zc/sw)

344 I wonder how far behind the current comments I am. Reading from the top. Yeah, yeah. I know... "The best way to turn someone is for them not to realize they've been turned. You just encourage their own ideas. You nudge them in the direction you want. Maybe give them some resources to help them make the leap." -Flatbush Joe But wouldn't you have to have someone close to him doing that... like a hot girlfriend who'd been in China?

Posted by: a mindful webworker at June 16, 2013 07:45 PM (U13jb)

345 I'm kinda surprised Colby's teeth haven't been mentioned yet.

Me too.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at June 16, 2013 07:46 PM (uLzrM)

346

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 11:42 PM (sdi6R)

Well... hate to say... but Voting is NOT a RIGHT... as it is something that is not given by the creator, nor nature... but only by your form of Government.

So them calling it a RIGHT in this Amendment... was wrong... and diluted all of the Actual Rights we are supposed to have...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2013 07:46 PM (lZBBB)

347 Oh, don't get me wrong, it's still reality tv. But it's way better than any reality tv show I've ever seen. The season (3?) with all the ex-military guys was the best. Very little drama, lots of shooty stuff. Plus, they celebrated the Marine Corps Brithday, and did it right.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 11:41 PM (jIaZt)

Wasn't it last season that had the Navy SEAL that was pretty much an embarrassment to all the SEALS. Quitting after getting the individual challenge?

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 07:46 PM (LI48c)

348 343 What a country we have when a little weenie like Weiner is still relevant in politics(or to this planet for whatever reason), where Slow Joe is considered intelligent by half the idiot population, where Nancy Pelosi's abortion views are acceptable to many Catholics, where Hillary's fat thighs are fashionable and sexy even to some men, and where Bill Clinton is so much better than every other father out there!

You omitted "Michelle Obama: Fashion Icon"

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:47 PM (bKA83)

349 Hmm. Remember the Tailhook scandal? Boys will be boys. Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 11:44 PM (aDwsi) That was my old skipper from VF-1. CommanderJack Snyder. Although he was a Captain when that happened. Vietnam Ace. Another fine man and hero toasted by political correctness.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:47 PM (XIxXP)

350 I am THEE Walrus!! Coo Coo Cachoo!!!

Posted by: Big Swinger at June 16, 2013 07:47 PM (OZtuG)

351 she is no honeypot. she is a stripper, and all strippers are crazy. never date a stripper no matter how good they look in the club.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

352 Yeah, I thought about that. Again, that's why I think you'd have to sweeten the pot with the universal income. Posted by: Colorado Alex
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What would happen, in the fullness of time--- money still goes out , vote extended to recipients. Actually that is what has happened now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:47 PM (aDwsi)

353 Am I missing something.

Snowden has revealed the existence of a massive spying program being conducted by our government on every US citizen.

Our government has pretty much admitted that they are in fact spying on every US citizen.

How exactly is Snowden a traitor again?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2013 07:48 PM (zOP5o)

354 Imagine that....a Weiner that's also a dick.

Posted by: bocephus at June 16, 2013 07:48 PM (3Crtn)

355 Guaranteed universal income. Give every American 18 and older $30,000 per year. Then you impose a voter registration tax of $30,000 per year. If you want to vote in any one year, you have to pay the tax in January. Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:38 PM (lr3d7) Interesting idea, but you'd have to repeal the 24th Amendment. Which I'm totally on board with. Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 11:42 PM (sdi6R) Alternatively, you can require that people are not eligible to vote unless the pay more in taxes than they take out in direct free benefit from the government. That way you don't run afoul the 24th Amendment since you don't have to pay a cent in taxes to be eligible to vote.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 16, 2013 07:48 PM (Vk2pI)

356 Another fine man and hero toasted by political correctness. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton
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Agreed. It was a PC hatchet job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

357 330 Don't bet on it, the heart, I mean dick, wants what it wants. Rationalization is the second strongest human drive. I can Rationalize why a young chick would dig me. No problem. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 11:37 PM (XIxXP) Perhaps anybody who wants to be in intelligence-sensitive areas of the gov't should have their primal desires severed before they start work?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 07:49 PM (UR5vq)

358 355 How exactly is Snowden a traitor again?

Did you catch his latest leak about our having spied on the Russians at the G20 meeting?

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:49 PM (bKA83)

359 22 Um, we bought those tractors. And farmers better lock up their daughters.

Posted by: gracepmc at June 16, 2013 07:49 PM (rznx3)

360 UCLA over LSU 2-1, both runs coming off of State U errors. This really frosts my ass.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (bS6uW)

361

How exactly is Snowden a traitor again?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2013 11:48 PM (zOP5o)

Because you elected us... you dolt... so you HAVE to trust us even when we don't tell you what we are doing!

Posted by: Paraphrase Dick Cheney today on Fox at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (lZBBB)

362 Please forward subscription information for your newsletter.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 11:41 PM (bKA83)

Too lazy; I'd just sponge subscription fees and then link other people's work...thinking...maybe...send me your email address and CC info. My newsletter will be a one-stop shop for all the latest in conservative media, winnowed down to the most important and cutting-edge thought and opinion via the written word and video. For an additional fee, you'll get commenting priveleges on many important internet news resources, where your opinions can be read by the movers and shakers in DC and elsewhere!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (un8zR)

363 Well, I guess I'd better plug this thing in and say goodnight all. Peaches, don't forget what I told ya the other night,,, but don't cry about it this time, okay? Love each other fellow babies Oh, almost forgot, coddled generation? The better part of 50K young men who gave their lives in SE Asia, not to mention the ones who came back with pieces missing or at the least their psyches forever changed, beg to differ. What's next, blame Bush?

Posted by: teej at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (cWpCn)

364 Perhaps anybody who wants to be in intelligence-sensitive areas of the gov't should have their primal desires severed before they start work? Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 11:49 PM (UR5vq) Isn't that how they got HAL-9000

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (XIxXP)

365

What would happen, in the fullness of time--- money still goes out , vote extended to recipients. Actually that is what has happened now.

Well, the hope is that the people who are eligible to vote would be hostile to extending the franchise to those not willing to make any sacrifices. But yes, every system eventually falls apart due to corruption and abuse. It's human nature.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (lr3d7)

366 I coulda been a contendah. Then, Twitter.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at June 16, 2013 07:50 PM (Vgn84)

367

350 343
What a country we have when a little weenie like Weiner is still
relevant in politics(or to this planet for whatever reason), where Slow
Joe is considered intelligent by half the idiot population, where Nancy
Pelosi's abortion views are acceptable to many Catholics, where
Hillary's fat thighs are fashionable and sexy even to some men, and
where Bill Clinton is so much better than every other father out there!

You omitted "Michelle Obama: Fashion Icon"

You're right. My bad. But shouldn't that be: Queen Michelle Obama: Fashion icon to every woman who can't think for herself.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at June 16, 2013 07:51 PM (sPao2)

368

Did you catch his latest leak about our having spied on the Russians at the G20 meeting?

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 11:49 PM (bKA83)

My understanding is it was not JUST the Russians.... but pretty much everyone involved...

Posted by: Paraphrase Dick Cheney today on Fox at June 16, 2013 07:51 PM (lZBBB)

369 I'm out. Must rest up in order to confront this barely controlled chaos that I call my life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 16, 2013 07:52 PM (aDwsi)

370

Posted by: Paraphrase Dick Cheney today on Fox at June 16, 2013 11:51 PM (lZBBB)

sock fail.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2013 07:52 PM (lZBBB)

371 weiner is less offensive as a politician than michelle obama is as attractive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

372 'night Hammer

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 16, 2013 07:52 PM (4Mv1T)

373 Cindy Brady, yeah, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2013 07:52 PM (InBSv)

374 My understanding is it was not JUST the Russians.... but pretty much everyone involved... Posted by: Paraphrase Dick Cheney today on Fox at June 16, 2013 11:51 PM (lZBBB) And they were spying on us too. Welcome to the wonderful wacky world of covert operations.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 07:52 PM (XIxXP)

375

she is no honeypot. she is a stripper, and all strippers are crazy. never date a stripper no matter how good they look in the club.

This. I don't think that she's a Chinese agent; I think that she's a manipulative liar who saw an easy mark.

It wouldn't surprise me if her body is being processed into fish shit as we speak. She's of no use to the Chinese.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:53 PM (lr3d7)

376 apparently that ring putin stole was bugged

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

377

"What's next, blame Bush?"

~Forever~

~ according to Maddie Not-So-Bright

Posted by: Mo the Girl at June 16, 2013 07:53 PM (sPao2)

378 Aaron Nola has now pitched 24 innings in the postseason, giving up seven runs -- none of them earned. This, from one of the country's allegedly best fielding teams. **Grumble**

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 16, 2013 07:53 PM (bS6uW)

379 Perhaps anybody who wants to be in intelligence-sensitive areas of the gov't should have their primal desires severed before they start work?
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Dave..., Dave? What are you doing Dave?

Posted by: HAL at June 16, 2013 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

380 @360

Yeah, I have.

I'm kind of in a the scales have been lifted from my eyes mood as the revelations of an increasingly weaponized federal government is targeting me and people like me.

Friends and enemies are all starting to blend together and lines are getting blurry.

Not a good situation but then again our own government is losing trust at a rapid clip.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2013 07:54 PM (zOP5o)

381 I think food tasters are probably a good idea. Didn't Laura Bush think she and W were poisoned at some point?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 16, 2013 11:03 PM (zrlmb)

I am certain there are many poisons out there, deadly, but slow-acting, that would completely escape the notice of a food taster, but cause certain death in the long run. Polonium, for example.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2013 07:54 PM (fNpC1)

382 360 355 How exactly is Snowden a traitor again? Did you catch his latest leak about our having spied on the Russians at the G20 meeting? Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 11:49 PM (bKA83) That goes back to a comment I made a few days ago. It's good that Snowden revealed the NSA spying on Americans. It would be bad if he gave up secrets and methods to foreign governments. But what if the domestic and foreign surveillance programs are so intertwined that it's impossible for Snowden to do one without also doing the other?

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

383 381 Perhaps anybody who wants to be in intelligence-sensitive areas of the
gov't should have their primal desires severed before they start work?
---------------------------

Dave..., Dave? What are you doing Dave?

Posted by: HAL at June 16, 2013 11:54 PM (aDwsi)

Yes! Court Eunuchs!

Posted by: Pharoh JugEars the Foist! at June 16, 2013 07:55 PM (lZBBB)

384 Perhaps anybody who wants to be in intelligence-sensitive areas of the gov't should have their primal desires severed before they start work?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2013 11:49 PM (UR5vq)

2nd look at eunuchs? The only problem is the only way to cut off the lust for power is to cut off the other head, and then they aren't good for anything but fertilizer.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 07:55 PM (un8zR)

385 >anyone able yet to define "nothing" ? Put something on a table now remove it bingo- nothing

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 16, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

386 364 My newsletter will be a one-stop shop for all the latest in conservative media, winnowed down to the most important and cutting-edge thought and opinion via the written word and video. For an additional fee, you'll get commenting priveleges on many important internet news resources, where your opinions can be read by the movers and shakers in DC and elsewhere!

This pitch does not contain as much "outwitting hot spy coochie into giving up the goods without betraying any actual secrets" content as your previous promotion. I am going to have to cancel my subscription before it starts.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 07:56 PM (bKA83)

387

I am certain there are many poisons out there, deadly, but slow-acting, that would completely escape the notice of a food taster, but cause certain death in the long run. Polonium, for example.

The problem is that any slow-acting poison is likely to be detected and countered before it can fully work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 07:56 PM (lr3d7)

388 387 >anyone able yet to define "nothing" ?

Put something on a table
now remove it
bingo- nothing
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(ahem)

Posted by: Table at June 16, 2013 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

389 But what if the domestic and foreign surveillance programs are so intertwined that it's impossible for Snowden to do one without also doing the other?

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

My Oath was to not ONLY follow orders.. but to support and defend the Constitution against All Enemies... foreign AND Domestic...

So, when the Government itself orders you to do something UnConstitutional? ie... eavesdrop on Citizens without a Warrant? Even if it IS 'Legal' according to Congress?

Its a tough one...

Posted by: Pharoh JugEars the Foist! at June 16, 2013 07:58 PM (lZBBB)

390 "How did a geeky douche who could write the above without a hint of irony ..." I have to believe he was writing with more than a hint of irony. Wolfking Awesomefox? Come on.

Posted by: sauropod at June 16, 2013 07:59 PM (G/vW6)

391 364 For an additional fee, you'll get commenting priveleges on many important internet news resources, where your opinions can be read by the movers and shakers in DC and elsewhere! Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 11:50 PM (un8zR) I got that now for free. Well, OK, I pay taxes to support the NSA.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

392 Miss Utah is still not as bad as Miss South Carolina 2007. As Such as > education better.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at June 16, 2013 08:00 PM (CdeLs)

393 This pitch does not contain as much "outwitting hot spy coochie into giving up the goods without betraying any actual secrets" content as your previous promotion. I am going to have to cancel my subscription before it starts.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 11:56 PM (bKA83)

This is because I know who you are, and a quick check revealed you don't know shit about shit. I have to stop actual intel from leaving before I can create fake intel for you to use for Russian redheads. Give it time. You get older, they stay the same age.

Posted by: StPatrick_NSA at June 16, 2013 08:01 PM (un8zR)

394 Weiner also stiffed the Democratic Party financially. The figures I recall are that, at the time he inadvertently distributed his dic pics, his unpaid Party dues were about $50,000 and his unmet fundraising goals were about $70,000. There is a reason that Pelosi had no problem getting rid of him.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 16, 2013 08:01 PM (LJ2uj)

395 Might work, but the dam' roaches and bedbugs, and others, would prolly get out alive.

And grow to 5-600 Lbs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 11:21 PM (XIxXP)

Man, wouldn't it be a hoot to shoot 600 pound cockroaches with rocket-propelled grenades?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2013 08:01 PM (fNpC1)

396 I got that now for free. Well, OK, I pay taxes to support the NSA.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

Duly noted. If you'd like to enjoy relations with another person between 12 and 1:00 a.m. tomorrow evening, consider it completely off the books as a sign of gratitude.

Posted by: StPatrick_NSA at June 16, 2013 08:03 PM (un8zR)

397 Swedes ban bestiality?!? Their birthrate drops even lower. Oh, right. Mullah Krekar is in Norway.

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 08:03 PM (kymV0)

398 Man, wouldn't it be a hoot to shoot 600 pound cockroaches with rocket-propelled grenades? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2013 12:01 AM (fNpC1) I think we have the beginnings of a movie, James and the Giant Cockroach.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 08:04 PM (XIxXP)

399 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 16, 2013 08:05 PM (JMmQ9)

400 What time is it?

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:05 PM (Bp7Qy)

401 Link to Weiner's failure to pay party dues etc.: http://preview.tinyurl.com/3gj85ml

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 16, 2013 08:05 PM (LJ2uj)

402 >Man, wouldn't it be a hoot to shoot 600 pound cockroaches with rocket-propelled grenades? I saw that movie

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 16, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

403 maybe we should hire a hooker for everyone with a ts clearance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 08:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

404 Sequel to Damnation Alley in the making?

Snowden's girlfriend went back to the HK-SAR because? Like the woman in the Der Kommisar music video she needed to be turned back into a drab worker drone now that her mission is over?

And number three? Geez.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 08:08 PM (HReLM)

405 Having removed that dirty spying sock for the moment, I went for a walk with dad, mom and sister today through a "natural area" wherein you can't leave the trail, nor run the trail, nor bring a dog, etc. Saw 5 deer in a 45 minute walk that looked up, then continued eating, all scrawny does, though that has no bearing. This is the closest "natural area" to downtown Nashville - and it's a nice walk, so I'm not running it down - but if you're out in the woods and the creatures around you (deer, turkeys, squirrels, turtles, geese) are all "hey, another 2-legged thingamabob that walks on by", you're not really experiencing nature. It's a SWPL simulacrum with plenty of parking.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:08 PM (un8zR)

406 Suttree

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:09 PM (Bp7Qy)

407 Weiner Likes Big-Gulps Thirsty Mouths Satisfied

Posted by: eman at June 16, 2013 08:09 PM (AO9UG)

408 Reality: harmful to the Dem. program.

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 08:10 PM (kymV0)

409 Wiener is a dick

Palin likes dick, so far as its in the house I suppose its ok

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:10 PM (Bp7Qy)

410 >It's a SWPL simulacrum wtf

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 16, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

411 G'night, 'rons and 'ronettes! Gonna say my prayers and catch some zeez. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul will take.

Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 16, 2013 08:13 PM (kymV0)

412 Guaranteed universal income. Give every American 18 and older $30,000 per year. Then you impose a voter registration tax of $30,000 per year. If you want to vote in any one year, you have to pay the tax in January. This way you weed out the LIVs, who will happily take the government bennies, and ensure that the people voting are the ones who had to give up their government cheese and work to live.

Would it be kind of expensive? Yes, but if the result was an electorate that actually respected hard work, paid attention to what was going on in Washington, and voted for responsible adults in office, then the payoff would be far greater.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:38 PM (lr3d7)

Sounds good in principle, but what happens if you pocket the thirty G's for three years running, and then pay the poll tax in a Presidential election year?

Honestly, I think it would be better if, in order to vote for any level of government, you had to show proof that in a three-year running average, you were a net contributor (taxes vs disbursements) to the budget of that level. A three-year running average would protect you to some extent against losing your vote because of a bad earnings year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2013 08:13 PM (fNpC1)

413 407 It's a SWPL simulacrum with plenty of parking.

Damn, I thought only California pulled that kind of crap. We've got a place like that here, too. You know what produces that sort of place -- it's the idea that everything that is not us is "natural," and we are not.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 08:14 PM (bKA83)

414 G'night, 'rons and 'ronettes! Gonna say my prayers and catch some zeez. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul will take. Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at June 17, 2013 12:13 AM (kymV0) Sleep tight, don't let the NSA'a robotic bugs bite.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 08:14 PM (XIxXP)

415 414 Honestly, I think it would be better if, in order to vote for any level of government, you had to show proof that in a three-year running average, you were a net contributor (taxes vs disbursements) to the budget of that level. A three-year running average would protect you to some extent against losing your vote because of a bad earnings year

This.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 08:14 PM (bKA83)

416 Weiner likes new pussy, Palin pretends to like old dick.

So whats new?

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:15 PM (Bp7Qy)

417 Is anyone around to introduce Mr. What to "our little friend" the TB3K?

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 08:16 PM (bKA83)

418 Is anyone around to introduce Mr. What to "our little friend" the TB3K? Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2013 12:16 AM (bKA83) Guess not.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 08:17 PM (XIxXP)

419 Well rons, bedtime for OSP, the start of a new week with new possibilities.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 16, 2013 08:18 PM (XIxXP)

420 I hate reality, and global warming is a farce.

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:18 PM (Bp7Qy)

421 >>Is anyone around to introduce Mr. What to "our little friend" the TB3K? It's a union gig. Nights and weekends are double time-and-half. So pony up for your platinum membership, cheapo.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 08:19 PM (jIaZt)

422 wtf

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 17, 2013 12:11 AM (8sCoq)

SWPL = stuff white people like (website that was popular a while back satirizing the tastes of mid to upper class suburban whites - soccer moms, concerned citizens, people not of the land...you know - morons). They park their nice little Prii (or Leaves, as there are designated electric car charging stations), then go walking through a "nature" full of nearly-domesticated animals on trails which are clearly-marked and not to be left lest you receive a stern talking-to by the ranger. There is no hunting, fishing, or camping allowed. It's really a nice walk, but the downtown idiots who spend their time there thinking they're communing with nature will never see the real thing.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:20 PM (un8zR)

423 Well I'm watching the first episode of the new season of Top Shot. So far there is much more focus on shooting. No teams. No "Nomination range" where you can protect your friends and vote to send a much better shooter to possibly be eliminated.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 08:20 PM (LI48c)

424 423 So pony up for your platinum membership, cheapo.

Damn. My freeloading days are over? It's hard to accept.

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 08:21 PM (bKA83)

425 Bit Coins?

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:22 PM (Bp7Qy)

426 >>Well I'm watching the first episode of the new season of Top Shot Neat! I did something useful! I like the format, but I'm sorry George, the Air Force guy who threw the match to Chris Reed isn't there. He might be deployed, wasn't interested, or the producers hate him for throwing that shot, but I liked him a lot.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 08:23 PM (jIaZt)

427 1. Tony Weiner: Putting the "cock" in "cockweasel". 2. "Wolfking Awesomefox" is, no other word for it, an awesome name, in a sci-fi-fantasy-geek kind of way. 3. I loved Grr Martin in "Return of the Jedi". Although I don't remember Jabba having an Amish beard.

Posted by: Rich Fader at June 16, 2013 08:23 PM (dt8Su)

428 The problem is that any slow-acting poison is likely to be detected and countered before it can fully work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 16, 2013 11:56 PM (lr3d7)

Ebola virus? No known cure, IIRC. Or simply put potassium cyanide in micro-capsules that will not dissolve until they reach the small intestine, several hours after ingestion.

Obama is, above all else, a narcissist. It pleases him to have a food taster, as it reinforces his belief in his own importance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2013 08:23 PM (fNpC1)

429 430 Ebola virus? No known cure, IIRC. Or simply put potassium cyanide in micro-capsules that will not dissolve until they reach the small intestine, several hours after ingestion.

Writing an addition to my "people whose houses I won't go to for dinner" list.

Alberta Oil Peon

In the "Notes" column, I added "he will kill you undetectably"

Posted by: Splunge at June 16, 2013 08:25 PM (bKA83)

430 Damn, I thought only California pulled that kind of crap. We've got a place like that here, too. You know what produces that sort of place -- it's the idea that everything that is not us is "natural," and we are not.

Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2013 12:14 AM (bKA83)

The funny thing is that you can go on any of the muni golf courses and see more deer and turkey than you can at the lake if that's what you're after. I will admit that one guy did rope-a-dope me, and it was pretty funny - I saw a middle-aged couple getting into a black Prius with a Coexist sticker, and the "hate" portion of my brain went to DEFCON 5. As we pulled into the parking lot, I saw that he had the Coexist sticker made entirely of gun manufacturers' logos (http://tinyurl.com/k6akyep) and thought "well played, troll on my side; well played.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:26 PM (un8zR)

431 >SWPL = stuff white people like ah- a reasonable facsimile of nature in the heart of the city with chai lattes

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 16, 2013 08:27 PM (8sCoq)

432 Guns are Gods tools

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:27 PM (Bp7Qy)

433

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:28 PM (Bp7Qy)

434 can someone catch me up? I started trying to put the VRWC kids to bed and some days it takes a while. The NSA already knows who they are cuz by the time they are 10yo they will be shooting ballons offhand at 200 meters Hi Barb at the NSA, happy B-day!

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:28 PM (s/TCI)

435 I see we have a pest

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:29 PM (s/TCI)

436 Writing an addition to my "people whose houses I won't go to for dinner" list.

Alberta Oil Peon

In the "Notes" column, I added "he will kill you undetectably"

Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2013 12:25 AM (bKA83)

Hey! I eat my own cooking, and I ain't dead yet. Which reminds me, dinner isn't going to cook itself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2013 08:29 PM (fNpC1)

437 Guns are our defense against the NSA.

1984

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:29 PM (Bp7Qy)

438 I like the format, but I'm sorry George, the Air Force guy who threw the match to Chris Reed isn't there. He might be deployed, wasn't interested, or the producers hate him for throwing that shot, but I liked him a lot.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 17, 2013 12:23 AM (jIaZt)

It did queer the competition, but word amongst local shooters was that it made a big difference for Chris. Being an outstanding outdoorsman on various circuits doesn't pay nearly as well as being Top Shot, and I've heard it helped him out. It's not a big town, nor shooting community, so I hope the gossip is true.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:29 PM (un8zR)

439 LOL

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:30 PM (Bp7Qy)

440 Inner city nature parks are like Section 8 housing. Proof positive our progressive-socialist betters have no clue about cause and effect. Just their dream of utopia that must trump truth and reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 08:30 PM (HReLM)

441 432 Damn, I thought only California pulled that kind of
crap. We've got a place like that here, too. You know what produces that
sort of place -- it's the idea that everything that is not us is
"natural," and we are not.

Posted by: Splunge at June 17, 2013 12:14 AM (bKA83)

The funny thing is that you can go on any of the muni golf courses and see more deer and turkey than you can at the lake if that's what you're after. I will admit that one guy did rope-a-dope me, and it was pretty funny - I saw a middle-aged couple getting into a black Prius with a Coexist sticker, and the "hate" portion of my brain went to DEFCON 5. As we pulled into the parking lot, I saw that he had the Coexist sticker made entirely of gun manufacturers' logos (http://tinyurl.com/k6akyep) and thought "well played, troll on my side; well played.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 12:26 AM (un8zR)

I own one of those stickers. Couldn't put it on my car around here unless I owned a paint shop....because, "Tolerance!"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 08:31 PM (T1005)

442 Ow. I read everything (up to 430). It's not that they're ALL interesting. It's the nugs worth digging for... Like the music videos... lessee... Rossini -thanks! Garbage -nice! Jewell in disguise -excellent! And there were a few comments worth reading. I think. They all begin to blend together into one great Voice of the Horde* now, so it must be time for me to head for bed. *Except for that odd occasional squeaking sound, often followed by a swift compression blast and the smell of brimstone. Wait for iiiit....

Posted by: a mindful webworker at June 16, 2013 08:31 PM (U13jb)

443 Breeding is for animals, unless they understand the consequences...

Posted by: What at June 16, 2013 08:32 PM (Bp7Qy)

444 SWPL does not equal SBPDL- which is an interesting place to visit

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 08:33 PM (albkL)

445 5 watt....not too bright.

Posted by: BignJames at June 16, 2013 08:33 PM (20Mmk)

446 Peaches "I hope their dicks fall off"...thats pretty funny.

Posted by: Guido-'new and improved with 50% more hate' at June 16, 2013 08:34 PM (8I9hB)

447 >>It did queer the competition, but word amongst local shooters was that it made a big difference for Chris. Cougar and I watched that whole season, and I liked George the whole time, Cougar didn't. After that last episode, she told me "you were right, he's a good guy". It was a really touching moment from two guys who are so different, but very similar.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 08:34 PM (jIaZt)

448 ah- a reasonable facsimile of nature in the heart of the city

with chai lattes

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 17, 2013 12:27 AM (8sCoq)

For now, the "natural area" is BYOL. It is also an area where individuals who are permitted to do so may carry weapons, but the easiest way to scare off most of the 2-legged fora would be to declaim love of Reagan or Goldwater - they'll scatter quickly. If approached aggressively, the Ranger said to loudly proclaim "Patriarchy! Patriarchy! Patriarchy!", which should cause them to run. If that doesn't work, he recommended having both bar and pumped liquid soap on hand. He told us after that to just shoot 'em, because the crowds are getting stupid this time of year. I'm not sure he was supplying legal advice.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:35 PM (un8zR)

449 Just their dream of utopia that must trump truth and reality. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:30 AM (HReLM) over beers my uncle and I joked about if we live trapped 20 pair of coyottes and let them loose in Central Park NY. How long would it take the city boys to decide they really didn't want 'wildlife' in thier community (dear feds this was over beers, not anything more than that)

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:35 PM (s/TCI)

450 432 As we pulled into the parking lot, I saw that he had the Coexist sticker made entirely of gun manufacturers' logos (http://tinyurl.com/k6akyep) and thought "well played, troll on my side; well played. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 12:26 AM (un8zR) Cool. I've seen that image online, but not as an actual bumper sticker.

Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

451 Hello, waiter. I think I'll have an order of Chinese Honeypot to go. Is it fresh tonight?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2013 08:37 PM (9+vDU)

452

That goofy bastard Graham is desperately worried about hispanic voters that have never shown the slightest inclination toward supporting the GOP, while at the same time telling the grassroots of the party to go to hell. He deserves complete political annihilation. If he can't get primaried, I'll see what I can donate to his Democratic opponent.

If these fuckers pass this act of national suicide, then all the things conservatives support will become nothing more than fodder for academic discussion. IT'S OVER. Ann Coulter was right when she said that the only thing left to do will be to punish those responsible.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 16, 2013 08:37 PM (8cOY0)

453 Pinky and the Brain are 'rescued' by animal rights activist. 22 minutes.
http://youtu.be/T2wNMoege4Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 08:38 PM (HReLM)

454 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at if you want to ping me about guns my e mail is jakeinidaho at the yahoo d.o.t. com thingy

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:38 PM (s/TCI)

455 Tammy Bruce just called me "Dude"

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 16, 2013 08:39 PM (8sCoq)

456 445 I've given up discussing most gun things except ftf

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 08:40 PM (albkL)

457 The NSA already knows who they are cuz by the time they are 10yo they will be shooting ballons offhand at 200 meters

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 17, 2013 12:28 AM (s/TCI)

I doubt I ever make it out to ID, but if I were to, I'd cough up a few bucks to learn that skill.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:40 PM (un8zR)

458 But what if the domestic and foreign surveillance programs are so intertwined that it's impossible for Snowden to do one without also doing the other? Posted by: rickl at June 16, 2013 11:55 PM (sdi6R) ---- Then we shall cry, "Traitor!" throughout the night, with nary a mention of domestic surveillance.

Posted by: Certain Morons, Pols, and Pundits at June 16, 2013 08:41 PM (1FLBb)

459

Yeah he's even admitted its been a major boon to him. That's even why the Air Force guy did throw it. But then its not like he threw the final challenge. So Chris Reed still had to win it on his own skill.

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 08:41 PM (LI48c)

460 my guess is you will not see Rubio do any more interviews with conservative media for a long time, certainly not until the Go8 bill has been voted on

Posted by: Jose at June 16, 2013 08:43 PM (zc/sw)

461 >>Yeah he's even admitted its been a major boon to him. Well, that was the point. If you remember, George and Chris were both asked what they would do with the winner's money. George said he would buy more guns, Chris said he would put his daughters through college. They re-interviewed George, and he said he felt like a piece of shit talking about buying toys whenChris had a real plan for the money. I hope they both are successful, because they both did it right.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 08:46 PM (jIaZt)

462 I've given up discussing most gun things except ftf Posted by: DAve at June 17, 2013 12:40 AM (albkL) ping me too if you want. SW ID is the heat for competition matches. We've got a good crew here

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:47 PM (s/TCI)

463 Excuse me, waiter. There's a hair in my Chinese Honeypot.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 16, 2013 08:49 PM (9+vDU)

464 That goofy bastard Graham is desperately worried about hispanic voters that have never shown the slightest inclination toward supporting the GOP, while at the same timetelling the grassroots of the party to go to hell. He deserves complete political annihilation. If he can't get primaried, I'll see what I can donate to his Democratic opponent.

If these fuckerspass this act of national suicide, then all the things conservatives support will become nothing more than fodder for academic discussion. IT'S OVER. Ann Coulter was right when she said that the only thing left to do will be to punish those responsible.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 17, 2013 12:37 AM (8cOY0)

I really think that is the design of this bill. Sure many of them will get voted out, but most of the republicans are big spending democrats anyways. Just look at their track record. This was the last election I will ever vote for a big government republican. They screw us over every chance they get. If this passes, I'm voting straight democrat ticket. Might as well get on with it.

Posted by: NWConservative at June 16, 2013 08:50 PM (M1gmo)

465 Huh, I guess TB3K does work nights and weekends. Thanks to whoever is working the kill switch.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 08:51 PM (jIaZt)

466
if you want to ping me about guns
my e mail is
jakeinontario
at the google d.o.t. com thingy

Question about livestock sent.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 08:52 PM (un8zR)

467 Excuse me, waiter. There's a hair in my Chinese Honeypot. Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2013 12:49 AM (9+vDU) pub-isist!

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:52 PM (s/TCI)

468 andycanuck be thankful that is not a hairy honeypot....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 08:53 PM (HReLM)

469 Pinky and the Brain are 'rescued' by animal rights activist. 22 minutes. http://youtu.be/T2wNMoege4Q Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:38 AM (HReLM) At least they are not Elmyra...

Posted by: Hello Nurse! at June 16, 2013 08:53 PM (Vk2pI)

470 Question about livestock sent. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 12:52 AM (un8zR) ah yes, the owl hoots twice in the barn brb, gotta fetch a fresh beer

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 08:54 PM (s/TCI)

471 Night all. Have a better one,

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 16, 2013 08:54 PM (jIaZt)

472 TPH Elmyra ... wait not seen her in awhile. Is she Siebellius?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 08:55 PM (HReLM)

473 TPH Elmyra ... wait not seen her in awhile. Is she Siebellius? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:55 AM (HReLM) That would be an insult to Elmyra...

Posted by: Hello Nurse! at June 16, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)

474 brb, gotta fetch a fresh beer

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 17, 2013 12:54 AM (s/TCI)

That's why I bring them upstairs two at a time. Down south, our beer cans and bottles get coozie'd up to maximize available coldbeer (that's a word around here) time. When you're inMid-TN, somebody will offer you a coldbeer when it's hot out, which is most of the time, this year notwithstanding. All of 85 today in the middle of June, which is WTF? level odd. Feels about 10 degrees low.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:01 PM (un8zR)

475 LOL. Realising that to grow up would mean to look and act like Siebellius? Elmyra the Emo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:02 PM (HReLM)

476 463 TPH Elmyra ... wait not seen her in awhile. Is she Siebellius?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 12:55 AM (HReLM)

One talks about bad movies with us, the other is an absolute disaster of a Lvl 50 bureaucrat without us. What do you think?

Posted by: Elmira's Epic Cans at June 16, 2013 09:03 PM (un8zR)

477 How could the contents of one Overnight Open Thread thing make me want to scrape the inside of my rib cage with a rusty spoon? On the other hand, my motorcycle is working again. So there's that.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 16, 2013 09:07 PM (tSYHH)

478 That's why I bring them upstairs two at a time. Down south, our beer cans and bottles get coozie'd up to maximize available coldbeer (that's a word around here) time. When you're inMid-TN, somebody will offer you a coldbeer when it's hot out, which is most of the time, this year notwithstanding. All of 85 today in the middle of June, which is WTF? level odd. Feels about 10 degrees low. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 01:01 AM (un8zR) coozies never are a thing here in ID, we just learned to drink a cold one fast In regards to the livestock Q?? that was a .30-06 fence thingy?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:08 PM (s/TCI)

479 466 LOL. Realising that to grow up would mean to look and act like Siebellius? Elmyra the Emo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 01:02 AM (HReLM)

I know you're published and such, but are you sure you didn't mean "to grow up and look mean like Sibelius?" She always looks like she needs a good poop and a shower before she can even think about getting a good screw. Some fearless fellow needs to provide her with the frictional incentive to unscrew those eyebrows from status: High Dudgeon and Great Annoyance, even if it only lasts five minutes.

Posted by: Elmira's Epic Cans at June 16, 2013 09:09 PM (un8zR)

480 Sock Fail.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:09 PM (un8zR)

481 you know if you dress K. Seibeilus up in a Nazi outfit for Howelloween, she would look very authentic. Hi Sue at the NSA!

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:11 PM (s/TCI)

482 Figured this would happen, the use of MMD to try and be a serious animation tool. Though with the team that did this I am surprised they could not find any seiyuu. And why am I seeing many MMD created videos of Touhou anyway?

http://youtu.be/PmInbfw18Eg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:11 PM (HReLM)

483 St Patrick uuhh that rant falls under the concept of things I could have lived my whole life without knowing heading.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:13 PM (HReLM)

484 In regards to the livestock Q?? that was a .30-06 fence thingy?
Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 17, 2013 01:08 AM (s/TCI)

That was me being silly. My main source of entertainment is myself.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:14 PM (un8zR)

485 471 Sock Fail.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 01:09 AM (un8zR)

But you were lookin' mahhhhvelous!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 09:14 PM (T1005)

486 474 St Patrick uuhh that rant falls under the concept of things I could have lived my whole life without knowing heading.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 01:13 AM (HReLM)

The Human Head Weighs Eight Pounds!

Posted by: Cute Kid from Jerry Maguire at June 16, 2013 09:16 PM (un8zR)

487 But you were lookin' mahhhhvelous!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 17, 2013 01:14 AM (T1005)

Any closer to your escape from Cali? Have it narrowed down re: where you and Mrs. Agent of Terror land? I haven't been around much lately, so forgive me if you've already answered those questions elsewhere. Also, yes, Elvira did know how to prepare a rack of lamb.

Posted by: Cute Kid from Jerry Maguire at June 16, 2013 09:18 PM (un8zR)

488 Sock fail, part 2: the re-happening.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:18 PM (un8zR)

489 That was me being silly. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 01:14 AM (un8zR) you got the reply tho?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:19 PM (s/TCI)

490 okay, I have played way too much neverwinter today

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:21 PM (9GG/0)

491 So what level are you at now ChemJeff?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:22 PM (HReLM)

492 you got the reply tho?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 17, 2013 01:19 AM (s/TCI)

We are good. I will have questions that you may be able to help with, and I'll hit you up as soon as I do, and primers are available again. Garand food is definitely on the list, staying close to M2 ball.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:23 PM (un8zR)

493 On the other hand, my motorcycle is working again.

So there's that.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 17, 2013 01:07 AM

That should have been part of Conan's list of things that are good in life, along with seeing your enemies driven before you, and the lamentation of their women.

Posted by: Berserker at June 16, 2013 09:24 PM (FMbng)

494 Anna, I am at level 19

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:27 PM (9GG/0)

495 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 17, 2013 01:23 AM got it

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:28 PM (s/TCI)

496 Yo Moar-on HQ.

Posted by: zeera at June 16, 2013 09:29 PM (3dXwx)

497 anyone here a photo shop master? Kathleen Seibeilus as a Nazi prison guard would be something to pass around. Hi Jennifer at the NSA

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:31 PM (s/TCI)

498 Google wants to bring the Internet to the other 6 billion in the world. Via solar powered balloons circling the Earth at ~ 20Km altitude.

Gee thanks guys but you assume there is enough technological infrastructure on the ground. That the people have electricity and oh the excess cash to afford a computer. Google I think assumes this will pay for itself by the sale of the Google specific antennas - wonder how fast a bootleg black market will spring up to sell these antennas? Then there is the sticky problem of such balloons transiting over countries that censor the Internet like the PRC. I would bet the PRC would accuse of Google deploying spy balloons.
http://youtu.be/mcw6j-QWGMo

I hope Google sinks so much money into this failure it really shakes them to the core. Good name for this - Project Loon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:33 PM (HReLM)

499 Figured this would happen, the use of MMD to try and be a serious animation tool. Though with the team that did this I am surprised they could not find any seiyuu. And why am I seeing many MMD created videos of Touhou anyway? http://youtu.be/PmInbfw18Eg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 01:11 AM (HReLM) Chacters im the public domain + vibrant doujin scene?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at June 16, 2013 09:33 PM (Vk2pI)

500 Jake in ID, look up Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS.

Good for you ChemJeff, our characters are now at parity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:34 PM (HReLM)

501 Hi zeera, how goes it

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:35 PM (9GG/0)

502 Anna, where are you at on Neverwinter?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:35 PM (9GG/0)

503 4555 that is some fucking stupid shit. Think of the Supreme Court nominations: why would you vote for your own enslavement??? Vote for Dems?: fuck YOU

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 09:35 PM (albkL)

504 ChemJeff in the orc area about to tackle again that long dungeon in the Cloak Tower.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:36 PM (HReLM)

505 Any closer to your escape from Cali? Have it narrowed down re: where you and Mrs. Agent of Terror land? I haven't been around much lately, so forgive me if you've already answered those questions elsewhere. Also, yes, Elvira did know how to prepare a rack of lamb.

Posted by: Cute Kid from Jerry Maguire at June 17, 2013 01:18 AM (un8zR)

There's a ton of stuff going on, but it's just churn at this point. The BH knows I want to GTFO, but is imagining this will happen sometime next decade. Myself, I'm dreading the thought of moving -- but dreading more the thought of moving in my 60s, 'cause it won't be better. Her job situation is all weirded out, and she needs to get her head screwed on straight about it....which I can have only an indirect influence on.....in short, I'm trying to keep my head above water.

On the good side of things, she's actually conceding that there are nice things to say about various areas, and that there is more of interest than the SF Bay area and a hotel room in Greensboro, NC.

In the meantime, the local stadium is getting closer to doubling in cost and, of course, California.

I'm also concerned that I'm going to need a new career for my next job (being that SOX compliance hit the wall some years back and is now as useful as sorting caterpillars by touch), so I'm going to have to re-gear. I've had about six careers over the last 25 years, all named "accountant," (EDP systems implementation consultant, tax accountant, internal audit manager, Controller, EVP Operational Administration, SOX implementation consultant....and I'm probably leaving out a couple) so it's not really scary....so much as irritating -- because dollars will get you donuts the best career swerve here won't be the best career swerve there (e.g. Silicon Valley is hung up on increasingly abstruse revenue models and needs revenue accountants with Jesuit-level sophistry; Charlotte, NC needs accountants for banking). And, like I said, I'm getting old and it will really tick me off to do this twice.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 09:37 PM (T1005)

506 Anna, next time we are on together, I have a couple of questions, if you don't mind

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:38 PM (9GG/0)

507 Goodnight, horde. Be well, or as close as you can get to well, you wretches.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:38 PM (un8zR)

508 Vote for my subjugation, vote to empower my oppressors, vote for my sworn enemies and we can't be friends

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 09:38 PM (albkL)

509 TPH. You said vibrant. I sense many many pixelations.

ChemJeff, sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:39 PM (HReLM)

510 Goodnight, Cthulhu, and good luck.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 16, 2013 09:40 PM (un8zR)

511 I already live in Demland and they're preparing to imprison me for having a .22 with a detachable magazine

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 09:40 PM (albkL)

512 G'night StPatrick_TN.......or whoever you are.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 09:41 PM (T1005)

513 Jake in ID, look up Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 17, 2013 01:34 AM (HReLM) nobody thinks K. Seibeilus pealed off paint when she was younger 'howling at the moon' sex goddess she is not

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:42 PM (s/TCI)

514 'night STP

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:43 PM (s/TCI)

515 having a .22 with a detachable magazine Posted by: DAve at June 17, 2013 01:40 AM (albkL) so no detachable mags in CA?

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:43 PM (s/TCI)

516 Yeah I'd like to try the orc dungeon thing at some point

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:43 PM (9GG/0)

517 yes, good luck cthulhu
and if your move has you driving through Missouri, stop by and we'll have some KC BBQ

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:44 PM (9GG/0)

518 Login and tackle it now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:45 PM (HReLM)

519 okay, will you be there too?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:46 PM (9GG/0)

520 Back at work CJ. Had a very nice Father's Day. When the new crop of students ask how YOUR summer vacation was, you'll have to answer 'Neverwinter-ish' I assume

Posted by: zeera at June 16, 2013 09:46 PM (3dXwx)

521 Going there now. Banzai!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 16, 2013 09:46 PM (HReLM)

522 Okay

zeera, well, yeah probably

Posted by: chemjeff at June 16, 2013 09:47 PM (9GG/0)

523 508 yes, good luck cthulhu
and if your move has you driving through Missouri, stop by and we'll have some KC BBQ

Posted by: chemjeff at June 17, 2013 01:44 AM (9GG/0)

Funny you should mention that -- while the BH and I were off hiking today, I was telling her about the BBQ thread and we were discussing the many varieties of BBQ -- including the infamous NJ version.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 09:47 PM (T1005)

524 514 508
yes, good luck cthulhu
and if your move has you driving through Missouri, stop by and we'll have some KC BBQ

Posted by: chemjeff at June 17, 2013 01:44 AM (9GG/0)

Funny you should mention that -- while the BH and I were off hiking today, I was telling her about the BBQ thread and we were discussing the many varieties of BBQ -- including the infamous NJ version.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 17, 2013 01:47 AM (T1005)

I also told her about the "rub some bacon on it" guys doing "my daddy...." with reference to the line about "my daddy's BBQ is so good, both north and south Carolinans love it."

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 09:51 PM (T1005)

525 out

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at June 16, 2013 09:52 PM (s/TCI)

526 Night all. Here is "Defenders of BÃº-Tik" by Chthonic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5z-AOdCAx8

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at June 16, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)

527 Have fun AP and chemjeff. Client still hasn't finished downloading. Pity. Tomorrow night, mayhaps?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 16, 2013 10:05 PM (ioT3q)

528 I was at Kings Island the day they were filming, and then on the way home, drove back through Xenia (the way we came) and a tornado had just destroyed the town. There were still ice cube sized hail on the ground.

Posted by: That Guy at June 16, 2013 10:08 PM (vj51i)

529 Nope, I take that back, it was two separate trips a year apart. My non-ECC memory is showing. I wondered how they got them walking through the crowds in the final airing, because everything I saw them doing it was roped off so n one could get near them.

Posted by: That Guy at June 16, 2013 10:19 PM (vj51i)

530 EB Enterprises - Flux Capacitor Part Number: 121G Line: EB 1.21 Gigawatts Detailed Description

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Posted by: Thomas Edison at June 16, 2013 10:20 PM (e8kgV)

531 ugh almost a full 5 days of being shit on in EVE.

Mistakes Were Made

Posted by: The Dude at June 16, 2013 10:24 PM (vJdyz)

532 506 That's what passed the Senate so far and the House has a Dem supermajority

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 10:26 PM (albkL)

533 523 506 That's what passed the Senate so far and the House has a Dem supermajority

Posted by: DAve at June 17, 2013 02:26 AM (albkL)

Of course, it's also flagrantly unconstitutional.....but, y'know, THAT old thing?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 10:29 PM (T1005)

534 To actually vote for a scumbag like Wiener, you would have to be nine kinds of stupid...... Bloomberg. Oh, wait............

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 16, 2013 10:41 PM (98Y9O)

535 anyone here use linkedin? any reason for upgrading for something beyond basic?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 16, 2013 10:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

536

524 Won't be with ONE MORE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE who sees the 2nd amendment as not a personal right: remember, Heller was only decided by ONE VOTE. That's why this current rash of people promising to vote dem next election is so infuriating.

PLUS, in between the passage of the law and any successful court challenge would be mucho time when all this would apply and be enforced. Elections have consequences.

Posted by: DAve at June 16, 2013 10:45 PM (albkL)

537 526 anyone here use linkedin? any reason for upgrading for something beyond basic?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 17, 2013 02:45 AM (Z9EHQ)

Well I doubt it allows you to point out that someone on there is a poor worker and liar and needs to seek psychiatric help...

Posted by: buzzion at June 16, 2013 11:14 PM (LI48c)

538 Sort of makes sense Weiner is a dick. That explains how a Democrat went down for a faux pas penis picture. If you play ball, you do not get taken out over a sex scandal. The Democrats rally for you. Nobody rallied for Weiner.

Posted by: Evil Blogger Lady at June 16, 2013 11:25 PM (UYjru)

539 Huma rallied for Weiner.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 16, 2013 11:35 PM (T1005)

540 I know, I know, someone has already said, "goo goo g'joob"! .... are walruses better than goats?!

Posted by: and irresolute at June 16, 2013 11:35 PM (DBH1h)

541 I don't have any problem with Iran sending 4,000 Revolutionary Guard guys in to Syria. I hope that they get snuggled up close to the Israeli border where they can be caught out in the open under some artillery... nah, that's mean, yer right.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 16, 2013 11:39 PM (DBH1h)

542 Are the NORKS brain dead, or just ... brain dead!? High-level talks? They want WHAT?! We have a gang-sign for that kind of thinking, boyz. ... it ain't the ring finger. Young master Kim has got to get some new material, or advisors, or both. The momentum has dissipated from his yoyo, and he is either just plain stupid, or his advisors think that they can play the same old cards over and over, forever. Fallacious reasoning at it's finest. ... but that would be better than an IRS/Benghazi/NameIt scandal I guess.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 16, 2013 11:49 PM (DBH1h)

543 Thanks for clearing that up for me...

Posted by: D. Hopper at June 17, 2013 12:32 AM (UsR5V)

544 Stop Oppression of Women in the Third World http://stopow.tumblr.com/ We are a new organization that is committed to stopping the oppression of women in the third world countries. Women in the Third World suffer considerably from the following problems: -daily domestic violence -brutal rape and torture -patriarchal culture without any moderation -abusive men -honor killings -forced poverty and are unable to free themselves since women are considered as property, not human beings, in many third world countries We are committed to trying to END this oppression. One of our goals is to create a political lobby or organization that lobbies for visas for single or divorced women from third world countries, so that we can bring them to the West and help them escape the abuse, rape, poverty, and violence of the patriarchal system in most third world countries. If you are interesting in helping out by donating, or web designing, or campaigning for us, please drop me a line at sowtw1987 AT hotmail DOT com

Posted by: SOWTW at June 17, 2013 12:59 AM (182Tt)

545 527 DAve, The 2d amendment being held hostage is how the McCain gang gets "permission" forf Amnesty & "donk lite." 30 million guys named Juan don't like the 2d amdt anyway & *if* they like guns they're alrady known to be quite content to just ignore the law anyway. I figure I can join them in their "noble law breaking ways." What I can't do is reward the GOP for rewarding them.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 17, 2013 01:01 AM (i3uIR)

546 Good Morning, I have a feeling there will be a lot of doom in the headlines this morning.

Posted by: really grumpy spypeach at June 17, 2013 01:26 AM (0n1+D)

547 537 Good Morning,

I have a feeling there will be a lot of doom in the headlines this morning.

Posted by: really grumpy spypeach at June 17, 2013 05:26 AM (0n1+D)

There better be! Else, we may as well all get some shuteye. :-)

Posted by: and irresolute at June 17, 2013 02:05 AM (DBH1h)

548 537 spypeach, We'll see. Essentially I was ready b/c of the donk overreach to forgive the GOP anything but nominating Krispy Kreme or Marc the Rube...having even Ryan hop on the amnesty express and the silent acquiesence to surveilance nation has broken that spell.... Keep telling me I'm a racist GOP I can get that from the DNC

Posted by: sven10077 at June 17, 2013 02:11 AM (f5EIH)

549 608 miles to Graceland

Posted by: sven10077 at June 17, 2013 02:32 AM (f5EIH)

550 Used to not wake up in time for the morning headlines thread. Now I get up before it. Responsibility sucks.

Posted by: Adam at June 17, 2013 02:39 AM (Aif/5)

551 You know, I fail to see how this news about Weiner is surprising.

Back during the Clinton years he was ALWAYS willing to appear on camera defending Clinton, even at one point standing out in the rain in order to be n TV. I always figured when there was an opportunity of appearing on TV he was like one of thoseover-eager kids in a classroom: "Pick me! Pick me! "

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 17, 2013 02:43 AM (GoIUi)

552 542 Miss Marple, Yup you watched enough C Span you knew he was a clone of Chumer's DNA probably from Schumer's leavings.....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 17, 2013 02:47 AM (f5EIH)

553 541 Adam, You should try getting stuck on Tank Hill at Ft. Jack... I missed the roadblocks by 3 minutes so now I have a cadence remix tape going on on 3 sides

Posted by: sven10077 at June 17, 2013 02:50 AM (f5EIH)

554 And now they're open...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 17, 2013 03:02 AM (f5EIH)

555 I know a Weiner when I see one.

Posted by: Zombie Justice Potter Stewart at June 17, 2013 08:12 AM (5RUlF)

556 Walrus chick wrote: Other duties will involve catching and eating the fish and crabs that I will occasionally throw to you whilst you are being the walrus. With the exception of this, you will be free to do whatever you choose, and will have a spacious double room, complete run of the house (with the exception of my bedroom and my workshop), and use of all facilities within. I am a considerate person to share a house with, and other than playing the accordion my tastes are easy to accomodate. Accordion? I knew there was a catch somewhere.

Posted by: edj[/i] at June 17, 2013 01:26 PM (9Ko7L)

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