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June 06, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (6-6-2013)
— Maetenloch

Today has been an insanely hectic day and now I have to rush off to a CNC class. So use imagination to fill in missing word and not complain to Maetenthak who busy making magic boomsticks.

How Mom and Dad Spend Their Time (1965 vs 2011)

Lindsey Graham Isn't Sure If Bloggers Deserve 'First Amendment Protection'

But I'm sure he doesn't deserve to be in the Senate.

Jonah Goldberg: The First Amendment Was Written Specifically For Bloggers

Remembering the JournoList Assholes and more here

Could Reagan Get Nominated Today?

No Go Zones for Soviet Visitors

Can a Vision Test Determine Your IQ?

The Recipe for the Cronut

Training Children to Be Nice Victims

How To Succeed With Brunettes

The US Navy has training films for everything.

Hannah Minx Is In a Movie

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

Tonight's post brought to you by how my day went:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:42 PM | Comments (909)
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FRIST ?

Posted by: The jackhole at June 06, 2013 04:12 PM (nTgAI)

2 CNC class ? for real ? I was a programmer for years. That's how I went insane

Posted by: The jackhole at June 06, 2013 04:13 PM (nTgAI)

3 Hold me.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 04:14 PM (1Knh4)

4 Lindsey Graham kiss my ass Signed a SC voter

Posted by: tmitsss at June 06, 2013 04:14 PM (RQ00q)

5 If we want the government to stop doing things like spying on us, we need to make the consequences as horrible as possible. I think we all know this means the weaponized use of clown porn on our social media accounts.

Posted by: nerble at June 06, 2013 04:14 PM (lVV4d)

6 Too early to say good night

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 06, 2013 04:15 PM (MnSla)

7 The Failure of Multiculturalism The Â“youthÂ” rioting that occurred in Sweden is proving that the Progressive utopia will be destroyed by the very same dreams of the broader Progressive movement: Open boarders, multiculturalism, and a generous welfare state. The drive for multiculturalism results in de facto segregation for SwedenÂ’s immigrant population. Compounding this, the generous welfare state works against integration. The superficial claim for Â“diversityÂ” and inclusion ultimately boils down to the Â“multi-cultiÂ” Swedes having an Â“us and themÂ” attitude. Is it no wonder, then, that the immigrants donÂ’t want to integrate? Yet the Swedish Â“multi-cultiÂ” advocates openly wonder why the people they treat as being culturally differentÂ… act culturally different and refuse to work, pat taxes, &.! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2388

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 04:15 PM (Vk2pI)

8 Time machine?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 06, 2013 04:17 PM (0HooB)

9 I saw my Dad on the weekends

Posted by: tmitsss at June 06, 2013 04:17 PM (RQ00q)

10 An analogy. Reading my email is to intel gathering on jihadi's as gun control laws are to preventing murder. Just to be clear, Eric.

Posted by: Juan de Hattatime at June 06, 2013 04:17 PM (CqZmo)

11 Imma gonna try that cronut recipe!

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 06, 2013 04:17 PM (X6akg)

12 If pictures of Helen Thomas won't stop the prism, perhaps Man-Faye will.
http://tinyurl.com/n6c4rh7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 04:17 PM (pzswX)

13 Looks like Maet had his Wheaties today. ..... No, not you wheatie. That I know of.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:17 PM (kIhVA)

14 Hey guys. If I die tonight in some tornado offshoot of TS Andrea, think of me. And imagine me laughing that Hurricane Barry didn't get me. (That's the second named storm this year.)

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:18 PM (lVPtV)

15 Is this the Early Bird ONT?

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 04:18 PM (PGO8C)

16 So, any bets on number of comments before the morning thread? (Side bet on stompyness occurring)?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 04:18 PM (Vk2pI)

17 Seriously?

When it comes to anything WW2 and Ike or Patton or MacArthur I fucking cry like a bitch. Can't help it. These men had honor that I believe can never be duplicated in the years I have left on this mortal coil. I often wonder if there are any men of honor left, and I am struck by the fact that there are rare or non-existent.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 06, 2013 04:18 PM (cK0tU)

18 Has anyone noticed that Hannah Minx chick has ginormous boobs?

Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2013 04:19 PM (N5ZQC)

19 I will forever feel sad that I didn't make Paula Deen's Krispy Kreme bread pudding recipe for my late tiny little mother.

The damned recipe looked awesome. And it scared me.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:19 PM (lVPtV)

20 An ONT this early is like walking into a nightclub in which all of the fluorescent lights are turned on.

But still appreciated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 06, 2013 04:19 PM (ujux6)

21 General Holder killed the Constitution in the cloak room with a wiretap.

Posted by: Clue at June 06, 2013 04:20 PM (mjR67)

22 Day walkers in the ONT. This won't end well.

Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2013 04:20 PM (N5ZQC)

23 Has anyone noticed that Hannah Minx chick has ginormous boobs? ::: shifty eyes :::: Ummmm. Why? Who's asking?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:20 PM (kIhVA)

24 I hate the postal service. Useless. Lazy. Stupid.

Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2013 04:20 PM (TCy/B)

25 Jane D'oh, BCochran earlier over on FB said a tornado passed by where he was. Missed the family by about a mile.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 04:21 PM (pzswX)

26 20 An ONT this early is like walking into a nightclub in which all of the fluorescent lights are turned on.

And you can see the nasty shit on the carpet and chairs.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:21 PM (lVPtV)

27 ONT at 8? Must be anything goes Thursday, though I thought that was every third Thursday of the month.

Posted by: CaveJohnson at June 06, 2013 04:21 PM (7jR6E)

28 There are a lot of smart people who comment here. Tell me why I should have any confidence that the 2012 election was not fixed and that the elections in 2014 and going forward won't be fixed. Obviously, the technology exists to fuck with voting machines. Any government and political party that will use all powers of government to solidify and increase its power is willing to fix elections. When the DOJ is utterly compromised, what's to stop this Administration from insuring that it has a House majority to work with in 2014? It learned its lesson in 2010, and now nothing will be left to chance.

Posted by: MoeRon at June 06, 2013 04:21 PM (Ty7eg)

29 25 Jane D'oh, BCochran earlier over on FB said a tornado passed by where he was. Missed the family by about a mile.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:21 PM (pzswX

Jeebus. We're getting that shit overnight here. I just turned off the damned weather alert radio because it keeps giving marine alerts.

I'm not on a fucking boat! I have no idea how to turn that crap off.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:22 PM (lVPtV)

30 Early ONT? God stuff!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2013 04:22 PM (DPdf7)

Hey guys. If I die tonight in some tornado offshoot of TS Andrea, think of me. And imagine me laughing that Hurricane Barry didn't get me. (That's the second named storm this year.)

"We will Barry you!"

Posted by: NOAA at June 06, 2013 04:22 PM (0HooB)

32 Early ONT? God stuff! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2013 08:22 PM (DPdf7) It's a miracle!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:23 PM (08XhI)

Posted by: MoeRon at June 06, 2013 08:21 PM (Ty7eg)

If it was fixed... it was not the voting machines... it was the Voter Rolls, and people BLATANTLY voting multiple times.

When they find out they don't care if you cheat... then they will cheat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2013 04:23 PM (lZBBB)

34 @18 I have been noticing that for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Beagle at June 06, 2013 04:24 PM (sOtz/)

35 My mother worked 40 hours or more a week as a Registered Nurse, earlier than 1951 which is the earliest I can remember, and have a photo from that date. Both Mother and Father were 'children of the depression' and worked hard and they were hard people.

So take your chart of averages and jam it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2013 04:24 PM (MkY8F)

36 Tell me why I should have any confidence that the 2012 election was not fixed and that the elections in 2014 and going forward won't be fixed. Obviously, the technology exists to fuck with voting machines.

Posted by: MoeRon

See the Serenity Prayer for a guide.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 06, 2013 04:24 PM (ujux6)

37 Has anyone noticed that Hannah Minx chick has ginormous boobs?

If I ran the NSA? Yeah, our software would know that.

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2013 04:25 PM (WW/UE)

Tell me why I should have any confidence that the 2012 election was not fixed and that the elections in 2014 and going forward won't be fixed. Obviously, the technology exists to fuck with voting machines.

"After I win the election, I'll have more flexibility."

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 06, 2013 04:25 PM (0HooB)

39 This makes me sick: A woman dropped off her handicapped daughter at motels where the girl was prostituted and raped... repeatedly... even after the mother found out about it. The kicker? The mother is only getting 6 month in prison after saying that she "dropped the ball." http://tinyurl.com/kcnztag BTW, the man who was pimping her out was 32-year-old Hasan Muhammad.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 04:25 PM (Vk2pI)

40 On Twitter today..."Senator Ted Cruz ‏@SenTedCruz- Holder says he won't resign until he accomplishes all his goals. I guess there are still some amendments in Bill of Rights left unviolatedÂ…" Have I said I love my Senator yet today?

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 04:26 PM (PGO8C)

41 Another cosplay photo - http://tinyurl.com/nyyxtuc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 04:26 PM (pzswX)

42 I posted the link to Eisenhower's farewell address as President in the Ike thread. I'll repeat it here, because it's really worth watching. Watch the whole thing, and then try to imagine any political leader giving a speech like it today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWiIYW_fBfY

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 04:26 PM (sdi6R)

43 Perhaps its time for a National Luddite Day Protest. Refrain from using the internet or a cellphone. It would probably be meaningless in the long run but I guess its a start for some way to protest this mess.

Posted by: Arcadehero at June 06, 2013 04:27 PM (27BfC)

44
Have I said I love my Senator yet today?

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 08:26 PM (PGO8C)

I love him, too. Would vote for him in a red hot minute while fanning self.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 06, 2013 04:27 PM (baL2B)

45 Hannah Minx...brb

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 04:27 PM (4m6o3)

Changing dirty, dirty socks.

Don't mind me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 06, 2013 04:27 PM (0HooB)

47 There are a lot of smart people who comment here. Tell me why I should have any confidence that the 2012 election was not fixed and that the elections in 2014 and going forward won't be fixed. Obviously, the technology exists to fuck with voting machines. Posted by: MoeRon at June 06, 2013 08:21 PM (Ty7eg) Nope, no problem at the polling places at all...

Posted by: Boss Tweed at June 06, 2013 04:27 PM (Vk2pI)

13 Looks like Maet had his Wheaties today.

.....

No, not you wheatie.

That I know of.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 08:17 PM (kIhVA)

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I have been known to...Whip it...Whip it good.

Posted by: wheatie at June 06, 2013 04:28 PM (ZiafE)

49 Perhaps its time for a National Luddite Day Protest. Refrain from using the internet or a cellphone.

I'd say use 'em more. Make shit up with your "Occupy" friends.

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2013 04:28 PM (WW/UE)

50 The best part of Jonah Goldberg's piece IMHO is this paragraph: "As for the Democrats, which one, exactly, would have an easy time getting elected today? Forget about the repugnant sexual antics; John F. Kennedy was a foreign-policy hawk and tax-cutter. Jimmy Carter? A haughty, born-again Christian Southerner? Sure, heÂ’d sail through the Democratic primaries. Even Bill Clinton, despite his enormous popularity among Democrats today, probably couldnÂ’t get nominated if he ran as the Democrat he was in 1992." Time to throw that "Reagan couldn't get nominated in todays' GOP" canard back into the insincere, dishonest left's face.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 04:28 PM (JqnAE)

51 Would vote for him in a red hot minute while fanning self. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:28 PM (kIhVA)

52 those are fake

Posted by: Natty Hawthorne at June 06, 2013 04:28 PM (omBWL)

53 so soon, so soon....

Posted by: Yip at June 06, 2013 04:28 PM (/jHWN)

54 Another cosplay photo - http://tinyurl.com/nyyxtuc Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:26 PM (pzswX) Nice!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at June 06, 2013 04:29 PM (Vk2pI)

55 *BTW, the man who was pimping her out was 32-year-old Hasan Muhammad. Obviously a pimp for the Amish Pimping Society or APS.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 04:29 PM (JqnAE)

56 I have been known to...Whip it...Whip it good. How YOU doin'?!?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:29 PM (kIhVA)

57 Hey Sean do you know where I could get a hold of a WWI type tank? If I am going to cosplay, prefer to show up with a full arsenal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 04:29 PM (pzswX)

58 Fifteen men and a dead man's chest yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink to the devil and none for the rest yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Posted by: The old pirate who sits around drinking rum and singing old pirate songs at June 06, 2013 04:30 PM (p4U6S)

Perhaps its time for a National Luddite Day Protest. Refrain from using the internet or a cellphone. It would probably be meaningless in the long run but I guess its a start for some way to protest this mess.

Let's turn this around: what if everyone got on their computer, smartphone or whatever and started sending a one-word message to everybody on their list?

"Revolution."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 06, 2013 04:30 PM (0HooB)

60 Lord Forgive Me for the time waster I now link to: Superman, New Trailer: http://tinyurl.com/lfvpa6k

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 04:30 PM (Jv4FA)

61 Here. Have some of kpop because if I have to think about actual reality for another second I'm gonna go something something.

http://youtu.be/CejixHJ_JaQ

Yes, yes, it's another rehearsal video but it's utterly ridiculous how in sync they are and that they're singing live whilst doing that choreography.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 04:30 PM (Gk3SS)

Has anyone noticed that Hannah Minx chick has ginormous boobs?

If I ran the NSA? Yeah, our software would know that.

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All of a sudden I'm reminded of a scene in one of the Tom Clancy novels (Patriot Games, I think) in which a female terrorist gets identified because two guys are checking out a satellite photo of her sunbathing topless in a Libyan training camp, and realize that her rack is big enough to make it possible to identify her.

Posted by: junior at June 06, 2013 04:31 PM (UWFpX)

63 54 Another cosplay photo - http://tinyurl.com/nyyxtuc Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:26 PM (pzswX) Heh, the trend of armoring only one shoulder still lives, I see. btw, having long hair is tactical disadvantage.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 04:31 PM (JqnAE)

64 Interesting that Cape Canaveral was not on the 1955 no-go zone map. They were testing state-of-the-art military missiles there at the time.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 04:31 PM (sdi6R)

65 Maetenloch had the same day I did.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 04:31 PM (qPCAa)

66 Whip it..., whip it good

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

67 12 If pictures of Helen Thomas won't stop the prism, perhaps Man-Faye will.

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Not gonna click it. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at June 06, 2013 04:32 PM (U82Km)

68
rickl, presidents such as Washington and Eisenhower use their farewell address to express humility and impart wisdom to the American people.

When Bill Clinton left office, he listed all the "good" he had accomplished. In fact, he said something like 'we did a lotta good' at the end of his speech at the airport.

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 06, 2013 04:32 PM (KeJAW)

69 People with higher IQs filter out useless info faster, study finds

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Which is why we spend so little time at Huff Po

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 04:33 PM (aDwsi)

70 In other news, PRISM has a Twitter now: https://twitter.com/Federal_PRISM

Posted by: Arcadehero at June 06, 2013 04:33 PM (27BfC)

71 Hey Sean do you know where I could get a hold of a WWI type tank? If I am going to cosplay, prefer to show up with a full arsenal. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:29 PM (pzswX) Anna. I will pitch in to buy you this tank. The thought of you showing up at a cosplay function in a tank is AWESOME.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 04:33 PM (qPCAa)

72 Jinxy!

Posted by: whatmeworry? at June 06, 2013 04:33 PM (Q3WfW)

I love Ted Cruz too.

But I wish he would've called his petition something else...other than "Abolish the IRS".

Which is not gonna happen.

"Rein In the IRS"...would be more doable, and sound less like total anarchy.

"De-Fang the IRS"...even better.

What I would love to hear is..."Abolish Government Unions".

Because Unions are anti-consumer.

And in the case of Govt Unions...anti-taxpayer.

Posted by: wheatie at June 06, 2013 04:33 PM (ZiafE)

74 Whoa! I nearly peed my pants when I got on here and saw the ONT already!! It's only 7:30 here! Maet.. do you need a vacay honey?

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 04:34 PM (u25eL)

75 Looking at the Soviet no-go map I see that Parker County Texas is on the list, WTF!?!

Now there is a Gibsons in the county seat that has an awesome isle of reloading supplies but I doubt the Soviets even know about it.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 06, 2013 04:34 PM (kxSZr)

76 Ok NVM. Right after I found that, it's already been suspended. That didn't take long (surprise, surprise)

Posted by: Arcadehero at June 06, 2013 04:34 PM (27BfC)

77 Funny thing. I check out infowars on the assumption that it'd be in full boner mode over Verizon and PRISM and the confirmations of govt spying on Americans ... and I didn't find anything about it. This is like the NAACP not talking about Trayvon Martin. Weird.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 06, 2013 04:34 PM (ZPrif)

78 ace just stomped ONT.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:35 PM (lVPtV)

79 This Tommy Robinson, of the English Defense League on O'Reilly, has got some cajones.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 06, 2013 04:35 PM (X6akg)

80 When Bill Clinton left office, he listed all the "good" he had accomplished. In fact, he said something like 'we did a lotta good' at the end of his speech at the airport.
Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator
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Well..., to be fair, "a lotta good" in Progressive-Speak translates to poisoning the well, and pardoning Most Wanted Felons

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 04:35 PM (aDwsi)

81 Funny thing. I check out infowars on the assumption that it'd be in full boner mode over Verizon and PRISM and the confirmations of govt spying on Americans ... and I didn't find anything about it.

--

Maybe they passed out with the vapors. (TCM is playing Bride of Frankenstein for anyone interested. And it's not even Halloween!)

Posted by: Lady in Black (I haven't read all the comments yet, but...) at June 06, 2013 04:36 PM (ovWeo)

82 Heh, the trend of armoring only one shoulder still lives, I see. btw, having long hair is tactical disadvantage. Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 08:31 PM (JqnAE) Well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mElOqUQvchY

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at June 06, 2013 04:36 PM (Vk2pI)

Screenshot from the upcoming season 2 of Girls und Panzer -

http://tinyurl.com/l4ng6wq

Posted by: junior at June 06, 2013 04:36 PM (UWFpX)

84 So.. anyone on here the other night who might remember I asked how to cook an elk roast. yeah.. well, anyhoo, I took it out of the freezer last night and was going to put it in the crockpot this morning and noticed the label said elk BURGER. Shit. So.. ahead with the plan anyway. I cooked it in the crockpot with some brown gravy mix, a few dashes of dry ranch dressing mix, 1/2 stick of butter and a bit of water. We had elk burger mixed with noodles and corn. Not bad.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 04:36 PM (u25eL)

DR!! Jane D'Oh?? !!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 04:37 PM (u25eL)

86 Hey Sean do you know where I could get a hold of a WWI type tank? If I am going to cosplay, prefer to show up with a full arsenal. Well, c'mon up my way and I'll take you to the Ordnance Museum at Aberdeen Proving Ground. They have 5 or 6 of them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:37 PM (kIhVA)

87 Hope we hear from BCochran soon. Shit's getting real where he is.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)

88 DR!! Jane D'Oh?? !! Doctor of Love.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:38 PM (kIhVA)

89 So, Soviets could go to Minneapolis but not St. Paul? I wonder if that was a 3M thing.

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2013 04:38 PM (WW/UE)

90 TPH, if the Costume Contest at every con did not become this teeming mass of humanity that you have to stand in line three hours prior.... I would bother to see if anyone would perform that dance routine. Even with the horrible English music.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 04:39 PM (pzswX)

91 NDH - A book recommendation for you ... http://400caloriefixcookbook.com/ uof/ 400caloriefixcookbook/ minus carriage returns ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 04:39 PM (Jv4FA)

92 DR!! Jane D'Oh?? !!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 08:37 PM (u25eL

Why yes. Yes, I am. DOCTOR of Cursing, Bitching and Hating TFG. Or, CBHTFG if you will.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:40 PM (lVPtV)

93
I have to rush off to a CNC class...

*cough* Mommy and Me Pilates *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2013 04:40 PM (kdS6q)

94 Elizabethe and Sean, it would be a riot. Literally to show up at Otakon in Baltimore in a tank.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 04:41 PM (pzswX)

95
You know, I could spend my evening reading your comments, but instead I think I'll just wait for tomorrow's NSA summary.

It has powepoint slides.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2013 04:42 PM (kdS6q)

96 I wish O'Reilly would STFU and let others speak. What a gas bag.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:43 PM (lVPtV)

97 Day walkers are permitted so long as no trolls follow them in. :p

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 04:43 PM (OyPwC)

98 Tonight's ONT Wife Pic for our NSA/FBI/CIA/DoJ overlords:

http://tinyurl.com/lkebarp

Posted by: EC at June 06, 2013 04:44 PM (doBIb)

99 For those of you who want to see Louie Gohmert mention Ace on the House floor, go to the link below. He starts his speech in the 03:47 range and the mention of Ace is during 04:08. http://tinyurl.com/lm5quxo

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:44 PM (08XhI)

100 ONT @ 7PM CDT? Rats on Mars!!

Posted by: toby928© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 04:45 PM (QupBk)

101 Oh, thanks for clearing that up Jane. I thought you were secretly going to school and became a doctor! lol. Hmmmm.. I really need to rethink my nic.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 04:45 PM (u25eL)

102 Powerpoint is the devil. Been victimized by way too many powerpoint presentations at defense contractors in the 90s.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 06, 2013 04:45 PM (kxSZr)

103 I bought a new car yesterday, a 2006 Mitsubishi A6M Endeavor. Nice SUV, only 66K miles. Strange story, I lucked out. I had originally agreed on a price towards the top of the Kelly Blue Book value, but it was a 1 owner car in really good shape, and I made them give me way too much in trade for my 13 year old beat to death Dodge Grand Caravan. I had a client to see so I said I would return tomorrow (today) to finish the paperwork. Went home and wife's friend wanted to know what we'd bought. Wife went to dealer page to grab a photo, and there was the SUV, advertised for 4,000 less than we had agreed on. Hmmm, say I, called my client to reschedule and went back to the dealer. I held up my iPad with their webpage showing and said "Well?". They started to flip out, pulled up the webpage, one looked at the other and said "That's a mistake". When they started to tell me that, I just pointed and said "That's cool, I'm sure the local news station doing a stand up right outside there with your sign in the background reporting on fraudulent ads won't hurt your business at all". I waited, managers talked to senior managers, but fairly quickly they came to me and said "We'll honor the price". They honored the price, and the trade, and were actually quite gracious about it (although I did see them firing the guy who had screwed up the web ad). Bottom line for me was I got the car for a net price of $6900. I'm pretty happy with it, although I did lose the We Owe for a cracked piece of trim. I can live with that.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 04:45 PM (aH+zP)

104 So my former hometown of New Castle PA, it was permissable for the Soviets to enter but its next door neighbor in Ohio, Youngstown, was not open?? Interesting. I guess the Mafia scared the KGB.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 06, 2013 04:47 PM (ar+4O)

105 ace is thinking way too hard about PRISM on the stompy thread.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

106 A mother is spared jail after her ferret chewed off 7 of her babies fingers. http://tinyurl.com/luv5fdd

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 04:47 PM (Vk2pI)

107 101 Oh, thanks for clearing that up Jane. I thought you were secretly going to school and became a doctor! lol. Hmmmm..I really need to rethink my nic.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 08:45 PM (u25eL

Several members of the Horde began using Dr. yesterday in homage to DOCTOR Susan Rice and DOCTOR Jill Biden.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:48 PM (lVPtV)

108 Posted by: Weirddave

You get a gold star.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 06, 2013 04:48 PM (kxSZr)

109 Today has been an insanely hectic day and now I have to rush off to a CNC class.

If you're taking it for your lower 80 build save yourself some money and try this vid first, it's pretty thorough with links to schematics under the vid - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUfcxnDSWg

Posted by: booger at June 06, 2013 04:48 PM (E1tcO)

110 When's the last time an ONT was stomped by Ace hizzelf?

But to be fair, this is more of an Over-Evening Thread, isn't it? It's going to be awfully musty by about 2000 CDT . . .

Maybe something spacey is going on for CAC to report on.

Or, the NSA is always welcome to chime on in with . . . oh . . . anything . . .

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 06, 2013 04:49 PM (7vimm)

111 Posted by: Weirddave You get a gold star. Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 06, 2013 08:48 PM (kxSZr) Your wife gets two.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:50 PM (08XhI)

112 Well, c'mon up my way and I'll take you to the Ordnance Museum at Aberdeen Proving Ground. They have 5 or 6 of them. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 08:37 PM (kIhVA) Don't get your hopes up. Went there 6-8 weeks back with 8 YO son and a lot of their stuff had already been moved to their new Va. location. A bunch is left, but there are some real gaps in the rows.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 04:51 PM (aH+zP)

113 This has been a rompin, stompin day here.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 04:51 PM (sdi6R)

114
ace is thinking way too hard about PRISM on the stompy thread.
Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh

"Right now I'm thinking of Chesterton's parable of the fence."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2013 04:51 PM (kdS6q)

115 106 A mother is spared jail after her ferret chewed off 7 of her babies fingers.

http://tinyurl.com/luv5fdd

The mom gets a slap on the wrist? Kid is going to have issues.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:51 PM (lVPtV)

116 Don't get your hopes up. Went there 6-8 weeks back with 8 YO and a lot of their stuff had already been moved to their new Va. location. A bunch is left, but there are some real gaps in the rows. Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 08:51 PM (aH+zP) Where are they going in VA?

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:52 PM (08XhI)

117 If anybody is going to be angry over this, it's bound to be Reggie Love,

. THE NEW OBAMA MAGAZINE COVER THAT IS BOUND TO SPARK CONTROVERSY http://tinyurl.com/kaquqa6

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 04:52 PM (JqnAE)

118 Still can't make sense of the Soviets not being allowed to visit Parker County. Maybe the really nasty strip club near the Fort Worth City limits scared them.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 06, 2013 04:52 PM (kxSZr)

119 I missed it Jane. So.. can I call myself a doctor too? Cuz that would be bad ass. And yeah.. ace does that sometimes. A lot of people just think too much. Not ME!! I think just the right amount to keep from going insane.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 06, 2013 04:52 PM (u25eL)

120 Where are they going in VA? Belvoir

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:53 PM (kIhVA)

121 >>> I'd say use 'em more. Make shit up with your "Occupy" friends. This. Crash their servers by overloading them with mundane crap.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 04:53 PM (1Knh4)

122 ace is thinking way too hard about PRISM on the stompy thread. Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh Isn't that Ace's MO?

Posted by: nerble at June 06, 2013 04:54 PM (lVV4d)

123 Where are they going in VA? Belvoir Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 08:53 PM (kIhVA) Convenience!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:54 PM (08XhI)

124 jewells, I hereby make you a DOCTOR, because you're awesome.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 04:55 PM (lVPtV)

125 Convenience Yup. Let them build it first though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 04:55 PM (kIhVA)

126 Ok, new nic.. waddya think?

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 04:56 PM (u25eL)

127 Yup. Let them build it first though. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 06, 2013 08:55 PM (kIhVA) !#*$(!*#!$#

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:56 PM (08XhI)

128 TR is back from the future. Or just the Chesterton post above. And it gave me a headache. I'd rather get one the old fashioned way. Ice meet scotch, scotch...ice.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 04:57 PM (4Mv1T)

129 Wait!!! Who's going to Belvoir?? My daughters fiancÃ© just moved up there and daughter is joining her in September.

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 04:57 PM (u25eL)

130 Thank you Jane!

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 04:58 PM (u25eL)

131 Wait!!! Who's going to Belvoir?? My daughters fiancÃ© just moved up there and daughter is joining her in September. Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 08:57 PM (u25eL) The Ordnance Museum that's currently in Aberdeen, MD (north of Baltimore). There are many fine Morons and Moronettes in the area, as well.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 04:59 PM (08XhI)

132 Krauthammer gets it *mostly* right: Message from the ruins of Qusair http://tinyurl.com/lqe3lvc

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 04:59 PM (JqnAE)

133 Vendette, thanks. I thought maybe a moron or their offspring were moving there. Since they are both pretty conservative they would love to meet any one of you guys. I am always talking about you all to them.

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 05:01 PM (u25eL)

134 It's either way early for the ONT or I'm suffering from jet lag.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 06, 2013 05:02 PM (DoZD+)

135 >>>jewells, I hereby make you a DOCTOR, because you're awesome. Is that like how in GoT a knight can knight someone else? Also, are we staying here, or going to ace's thinky full-of-words thread to comment?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:02 PM (jIaZt)

136 Also, are we staying here, or going to ace's thinky full-of-words thread to comment? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 09:02 PM (jIaZt) I'm going back-and-forth.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:03 PM (08XhI)

137 Red Letter Media has an episode for After Earth.

Posted by: Dr. SpongeBob Saget is accepting tourettes patients at June 06, 2013 05:03 PM (kxSZr)

138

Let's Go Black-Hawks!

Clap (x2)

Clap (x3)

Let's Go Black-Hawks!

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:04 PM (4m6o3)

139 137 Red Letter Media has an episode for After Earth. Spoony has a vlog up of After Earf - both the RLM and his reviews are pretty good.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 05:04 PM (JqnAE)

140 The thing about Ace is he doesn't know when to use less words.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:05 PM (dIDwU)

141 139 137 Red Letter Media has an episode for After Earth. Spoony has a vlog up of After Earf - both the RLM and his reviews are pretty good. Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 09:04 PM (JqnAE) So kratos did you enjoy spoonys review of the final twilight movie?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 05:06 PM (OyPwC)

142 140 The thing about Ace is he doesn't know when to use less words. Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 09:05 PM (dIDwU) And then he rips on George Martin for all his padding in the GoT books.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 05:08 PM (OyPwC)

143 Why is Will Wheaton butchering the Star Spangled Banner in LA?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:10 PM (dIDwU)

144 Ehh.. I said my piece above. Think I'll just hang out here. I'm tired anyway.

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 05:10 PM (u25eL)

145 Oh, wait. That's not the real Will Wheaton.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:10 PM (dIDwU)

146 Why is Will Wheaton butchering the Star Spangled Banner in LA? Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 09:10 PM (dIDwU) Yowza.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:11 PM (08XhI)

147 124 I want to be a doctor too. What kind of degrees are you granting and how much will it cost me?

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2013 05:12 PM (M/TDA)

148

Alright, back in hockey/lurk mode until the 1st is over...

maybe just one more peek at Hannah Minx, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:15 PM (dIDwU)

149 40 Have I said I love my Senator yet today?

I haven't. Today or any day. You must be a more positive person than I am. I hate both my senators. Or maybe it's the Senators that are the problem. I do hate Feinstein a little less than I hate Boxer, so I guess that's something.

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 05:15 PM (bKA83)

150 >>>What kind of degrees are you granting and how much will it cost me? For $100 and two boxes of Winchester White Box .45acp we'll give you an M.D. from Oxford.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:16 PM (4Mv1T)

151 Alright, back in hockey/lurk mode until the 1st is over... maybe just one more peek at Hannah Minx, though. Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 09:15 PM (dIDwU) Honey, I'm watching hockey, reading two Ace threads, and chatting in an ADHD support group.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:16 PM (08XhI)

152 I'm already too depressed to spend any more time in the overnight thread of DOOM above.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:16 PM (4Mv1T)

153 Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 09:06 PM (OyPwC) I never saw that one. I should go back and watch.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 05:17 PM (JqnAE)

154 145 Oh, wait. That's not the real Will Wheaton. Thank Heavens!

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 05:17 PM (JqnAE)

155 1-0 Kings over Blackhawks.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:17 PM (08XhI)

156 Two boxes is a bit steep at todays price's if you can find it. what will just the $100 get you?

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 05:22 PM (PGO8C)

157 I never saw that one. I should go back and watch.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 09:17 PM (JqnAE)

It was awesome.

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2013 05:22 PM (LI48c)

158 Somebody needs to pull their shirt up, or their pants down if we're going to get the cerebral Morons upstairs to come back down to play.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:25 PM (4Mv1T)

159 >>>Two boxes is a bit steep at todays price's if you can find it. what will just the $100 get you? The same thing, but a specialty in proctology.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

160

Who is wearing pants?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:27 PM (dIDwU)

161 I hate both my senators. Or maybe it's the Senators that are the problem. I do hate Feinstein a little less than I hate Boxer, so I guess that's something. Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 09:15 PM (bKA83) I'm sorry Splurge. This is the first time I've been able to say it myself, it being Cruz and all. I have to enjoy it while it last. I'm praying it is not ephemeral.

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 05:27 PM (PGO8C)

162 So much for the ONT.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2013 05:28 PM (M/TDA)

163 I looked around at the upper thread. I think I'll stay here.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 05:29 PM (sdi6R)

164 >>>Two boxes is a bit steep at todays price's if you can find it. what will just the $100 get you? The same thing, but a specialty in proctology. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 09:27 PM (4Mv1T) I can live with that. You take bit coins?

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 05:29 PM (PGO8C)

165 Poor, lonely ONT.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:29 PM (08XhI)

166 Oh, wait. That's not the real Will Wheaton.

What? He had an Evil-Spock beard?

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 06, 2013 05:29 PM (7vimm)

167 Sitting in my cube at work. I'll continue to violate ONT rules regarding pants.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 05:30 PM (1Knh4)

168 It was awesome. Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2013 09:22 PM (LI48c) No doubt. I think the only reason I didn't watch it when it first came out (like most of Spoony's other vlogs) was because I saw his now girlfriend was participating. I remembered what happened with about Spoony's ex, so I decided to wait a bit. Since then, I've seen him and her review Into Darkness and I liked that review, so I'll go back and watch the Breaking Dawn, Part 2 review.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 05:30 PM (JqnAE)

169 In other news, J&G sales has Tula 5.56 at $400 for 1K. Yeah, I know....Tula. But still, times is tough all over, and I can't pay .80 per round.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:30 PM (jIaZt)

170 I think people are posting/lurking in the Ace Is Thinking thread, possibly waiting for the inevitable explosion.

Oh, wait!

Off to check teh Twitter . . .

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 06, 2013 05:31 PM (7vimm)

171 On the other hand, if everybody else goes up there, I guess I will too.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 05:31 PM (sdi6R)

172 Uh-oh. Ace isn't Twitterizing.

And the Ace Is Thinking thread is taking on ominious ONT-like characteristics.

I think I can detect the beginnings of a rotation, even.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 06, 2013 05:33 PM (7vimm)

173 Well, it's confirmed. I'm an idiot.

Couldn't. Get. Any of the lines when they were flashed.

Can you have a negative I.Q.?

*sigh*

Good thing I'm self employed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at June 06, 2013 05:34 PM (28TG+)

174 Do exposed knees pass for pant-less on a technicality?

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 05:34 PM (1Knh4)

175 We can terrify and amaze the daywalkers with our profanity and nopantsiness and drunken flirting with the 'ettes! To the top thread, night walkers!

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:35 PM (jIaZt)

176 >>>In other news, J&G sales has Tula 5.56 at $400 for 1K. Yeah, I know....Tula. But still, times is tough all over, and I can't pay .80 per round. Posted by: DC in Towson They say if your rifle can't shoot soft steel case boolets, in a tool steel chamber, then buy it a dress. I still have all brass case stuff. Too bad my rifle was stolen.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

177

>>>Do exposed knees pass for pant-less on a technicality?

Nope.

Your Taint Melons don't breathe through your knees.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:38 PM (dIDwU)

178 If Pixy would stop block Tor we could get all funky with our hashes.

Posted by: toby928© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 05:39 PM (QupBk)

179 Crap, wrong tab.

Posted by: toby928© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 05:39 PM (QupBk)

180 Well, it's confirmed. I'm an idiot.

Couldn't. Get. Any of the lines when they were flashed.

Maybe you just need an eye test.

Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2013 05:40 PM (mjR67)

181 Everybody is still pissed upstairs. Think I'll just stay here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:42 PM (4Mv1T)

182 Aloha! Eh, hola?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 05:42 PM (T1005)

183 161 I'm sorry Splurge. This is the first time I've been able to say it myself, it being Cruz and all. I have to enjoy it while it last. I'm praying it is not ephemeral.

That's OK, I was just joking around, or at least 90% joking around and only 10% raving jealousy. Enjoy having Cruz as your Senator. I would.

I did get a lift today: my target state, to which I will escape someday, was listed as the absolute worst of all 50 states in a Gawker ranking. That means fewer lefties are going to move there.

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 05:42 PM (bKA83)

184 We have some kind of replicant here. T1005 has to be spying on us.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 05:43 PM (1Knh4)

185 Hi ont. put a homemade lasagna in the oven, went to cut it, nope not lasagna, just sauce. We had ravioli for dinner.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 05:43 PM (vgd4f)

186 Could 2013 Obama be nominated when compared to 2008 Obama?

Posted by: Farpost at June 06, 2013 05:43 PM (c+HuI)

187 Everybody is still pissed upstairs. Think I'll just stay here.

Honest, occifer, we're hardly drinking at all up there.

That might be the problem, actually.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 06, 2013 05:43 PM (7vimm)

188 Yeah, it's all shouty upstairs, except AtC and BC, pretending it's the ONT. So, here I shall stay. And my scotch glass is empty. Damnit, I need a minion or 3.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:45 PM (jIaZt)

189 What in the Wide, Wide World Of Sports is going on here? ONT this early? Thanks for kicking in my OCD, Morons.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Low Level Superhero at June 06, 2013 05:45 PM (5J54Q)

190 I'm more of an eveningwalker. There are all kinds of interesting posts during the day. But I'm at work, and while I spend far too much time reading, I don't comment much then. But when the ONT turns into discussions of anime and videogames, I tend to lose interest.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 05:45 PM (sdi6R)

191

Hey Holder, you can kiss my rosy red as-----

BRB, someone is at the door.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 06, 2013 05:45 PM (8eb9R)

192 ONT now upstairs

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2013 05:46 PM (M/TDA)

193 >>> I did get a lift today: my target state, to which I will escape someday, was listed as the absolute worst of all 50 states in a Gawker ranking. That means fewer lefties are going to move there. Excellent. I believe the future northern states of Texas rate pretty low in such rankings.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 05:47 PM (1Knh4)

194 >>But when the ONT turns into discussions of anime and videogames, I tend to lose interest. Me too. But when it's the Three Holy Bs, I'm all in: Boobs, Bacon and Boomsticks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:47 PM (jIaZt)

195 Hey Holder, you can kiss my rosy red as----- BRB, someone is at the door. Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 06, 2013 09:45 PM (8eb9R) If it's not an emu sent by AtC you're just fine.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:47 PM (08XhI)

196 188 Yeah, it's all shouty upstairs, except AtC and BC, pretending it's the ONT. So, here I shall stay. And my scotch glass is empty. Damnit, I need a minion or 3. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 09:45 PM (jIaZt) I, once again, refer to Carlos Mencia: "Life sucks, it really really does. It's up to you to make it funny."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 05:47 PM (GEICT)

197 194 Me too. But when it's the Three Holy Bs, I'm all in: Boobs, Bacon and Boomsticks.

I held my breath reading that sentence. When I got to the end and saw that "Ball-cleavage" was not one of the Three Holy Bs, I heaved a sigh of relief. Had it been one of the three, I would have just heaved and left it at that.

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 05:48 PM (bKA83)

198

I, once again, refer to Carlos Mencia: "Life sucks, it really really does. It's up to you to make it funny."

Who'd he steal that one from?

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2013 05:49 PM (LI48c)

199 Back on top, baby!

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:49 PM (jIaZt)

200 that other thread is scary and shouty and angry.

Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 05:50 PM (PGO8C)

201 So the ONT is back in the missionary position?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)

202 Applicants who call the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services hear a message aimed at illegal immigrants first. Legal immigrants--or U.S. citizens assisting others--must wait through that message before hearing options relevant to their applications.

Posted by: Muhammad Arshad Raza at June 06, 2013 05:50 PM (e8kgV)

203 So the ONT is back in the missionary position?

Nice doggie.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 06, 2013 05:51 PM (7vimm)

204 Who'd he steal that one from? Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2013 09:49 PM (LI48c) Fuck Joe Rogan. Loudmouthed dbag.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

205 >>>that other thread is scary and shouty and angry. Daywalkers are a strange and volatile species. I blame the lack of alcohol.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 05:52 PM (jIaZt)

206 Push that furry little Ewok back down where he belongs!

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 05:52 PM (dIDwU)

207 What do Carbon Motors' BMW-powered police car, Aptera Motors' electric three wheeler, and Fisker's luxury sedan have in common? Two things: they asked the government for loans, and they're dead, as are more than half of the car companies who sought loans, according to documents obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request by Jalopnik.

Of the 18 existing or would-be carmakers we identified as having applied for loans under the U.S. Department of Energy's Advanced Technology Vehicle Manufacturing program, 10 have since faded into bankruptcy or ceased operations.

Posted by: Henry Ford at June 06, 2013 05:53 PM (e8kgV)

208 Daywalkers are a strange and volatile species. I blame the lack of alcohol. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 09:52 PM (jIaZt) Ahem

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

209 So the ONT is back in the missionary position? Reverse Cowgirl.

Posted by: toby928© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 05:53 PM (QupBk)

210 Ahem Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 09:53 PM (GEICT) You're on here all the time. You adapt.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 05:53 PM (08XhI)

211

Well yeah Rogan is a D-bag, and George Lopez is more unlikeable than Mencia as well. But Mencia sucks too.

Give me Gabriel Iglesias every day of the week.

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2013 05:53 PM (LI48c)

212 >>> that other thread is scary and shouty and angry I read very little, but it fit a pattern. Ace stated more or less that he is thinking out loud. Someone yelled at him because his water color didn't use bold lines and bright colors.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 05:53 PM (1Knh4)

213 201 So the ONT is back in the missionary position? Never understood why *that* position was given such a label, but bqhatevwr.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 05:54 PM (JqnAE)

214 Hi morons, a fine day to be an American serf

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 06, 2013 05:57 PM (HVff2)

215 that other thread is scary and shouty and angry. Posted by: lindafell at June 06, 2013 09:50 PM (PGO8C)

I wasn't all shouty!

I bring this as an offering for, well, look, it doesn't really matter what it's for.

http://bit.ly/11IreZ8

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

216 You're on here all the time. You adapt. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 09:53 PM (08XhI) Thanks?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

217 I bring this as an offering for, well, look, it doesn't really matter what it's for. Is that a bus driver's hat?

Posted by: toby928© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 05:59 PM (QupBk)

218 213 201 So the ONT is back in the missionary position?

Never understood why *that* position was given such a label, but bqhatevwr.

I'm pretty sure it dates from Catholic Missionaries visiting previous unblessed islands, and discovering (no one ever says how) that the natives preferred, let us say, a more "animal-style" arrangement. Reform was applied, and out of that we got this term.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at June 06, 2013 06:00 PM (bKA83)

219

I posted this at the Eisenhower thread.

Here are two websites that tell the story of the 4 Niland brothers from N.Y. which formed the basic plot of "Saving Private Ryan."

http://tinyurl.com/k7xqsa5

http://tinyurl.com/btkkse4

Steven Ambrose briefly tells their story in two of his books, "D-Day" and "Band of Brothers", but he gets some facts wrong and made up the part where the Niland parents received telegrams, on the same day, about the death of three of their sons.

Posted by: ExSnipe at June 06, 2013 06:00 PM (PBm/l)

220 de-sock

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 06:00 PM (bKA83)

221 Figures the DemocRATic Republic of Milwaukee would be open to Soviets. The Socialists never really left the mayor's office even after the office became "non-partisan".

Posted by: steveegg at June 06, 2013 06:00 PM (o44nj)

222 216 You're on here all the time. You adapt.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 09:53 PM (08XhI)

Thanks?

I'd be careful, too. I read "adapt" as "drink all the time."

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 06:01 PM (bKA83)

223 Is that a bus driver's hat? Posted by: toby928Â© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 09:59 PM (QupBk)

If you are looking at the hat, you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:01 PM (Gk3SS)

224 I bring this as an offering for, well, look, it doesn't really matter what it's for. http://bit.ly/11IreZ8 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS) You don't shout, you merely make yourself heard. And that..offering...is high on the list of why you are queen. Speaking of, there was a discussion about you at the yahoo group today. lol AoS merchandise (hahahaha) was discussed and a Moron Deck of Cards was brought up. Much discussion on which one you'd be in a normal deck and in a tarot deck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

225 Thanks? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT) You seamlessly glide between daytime and nighttime. P.S. I'm glad to hear that the tornado stayed away.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:01 PM (08XhI)

226 Hi Vendette, how's things?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 06, 2013 06:01 PM (8eb9R)

227

Never understood why *that* position was given such a label, but bqhatevwr.

Because "the man is on top". In other words, it's kind of a slap at religion.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 06:02 PM (lr3d7)

228

Thanks AtC.

Too much cinch. Nice rack, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 06:02 PM (dIDwU)

229

I bring this as an offering for, well, look, it doesn't really matter what it's for.

http://bit.ly/11IreZ8[/i]

You, from last Halloween?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 06:03 PM (lr3d7)

230 So what do I have to do to get an emu from AtC?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 06, 2013 06:03 PM (8eb9R)

231 If you are looking at the hat, you are doing it wrong. What can I say, I was fascinated with Sky Captain's eyepatch too.

Posted by: toby928© with screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo Like some cat from japan at June 06, 2013 06:03 PM (QupBk)

232 You seamlessly glide between daytime and nighttime. P.S. I'm glad to hear that the tornado stayed away. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 10:01 PM (08XhI) Yeah, it was crazy. So we're at home, about to walk out the door, when our phones start going nuts and we're getting a "TORNADO WARNING: SHELTER IN PLACE" So of course we walk outside and look around. It was the nicest it had looked all day. So we hop in the car and head to the parents'. It's only a few miles in a straight line but the weather got worse the closer we got. Apparently the tornado touched down about the time we were getting in the car.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

233 Hi Vendette, how's things? Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 06, 2013 10:01 PM (8eb9R) Hello! I wish it was Friday. If you post links to exotic spiders that nest in purses you may get an emu from AtC. *Hands AtC gin and mint chocolate chip brownies*

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:05 PM (08XhI)

234 Was over at DU briefly tonight, lots of pissed off people. Darn shame.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 06, 2013 06:05 PM (8eb9R)

235 Speaking of, there was a discussion about you at the yahoo group today. lol

AoS merchandise (hahahaha) was discussed and a Moron Deck of Cards was brought up. Much discussion on which one you'd be in a normal deck and in a tarot deck. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 10:01 PM (GEICT)

So now you are just blatantly appealing to my narcissism to get me to sign up?

Good call!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

236 234 Was over at DU briefly tonight, lots of pissed off people. Darn shame. Hopefully "Chicken Wire" man was spitting bullets at the betrayal by his "messiah".

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 06:06 PM (JqnAE)

237 >>*Hands AtC gin and mint chocolate chip brownies* *Thinks about intercepting, remembers that life is precious*

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:06 PM (jIaZt)

238 Fuckin' Kings.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 06:07 PM (dIDwU)

239
remember ROCKWELL's hit?

Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I don't know anymore . . . are the neighbors watching
Who's watching?
Well, it's the mailman watching me: and I don't feel safe anymore.
Tell me who's watching.
Oh, what a mess. I wonder who's watching me now, (WHO?) the I.R.S.? I always feel like somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Who's playing tricks on me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I can't enjoy my tea.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 06, 2013 06:07 PM (39q3n)

240 So now you are just blatantly appealing to my narcissism to get me to sign up? Good call! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:06 PM (Gk3SS) Actually, you're already signed up. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

241 >>> Fuckin' Kings Yeah.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at June 06, 2013 06:09 PM (1Knh4)

242 Fuckin' Kings.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 10:07 PM (dIDwU)

Oh, no, they're winning again! That was not part of the Master Plan . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:10 PM (8lmkt)

243 Actually, you're already signed up. Lol. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 10:07 PM (GEICT)

Dude, I told you I am barely capable of coming here.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:10 PM (Gk3SS)

244 Back in the ONT

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 06:10 PM (lVPtV)

245 I'm signed up for the yahoo group, but I'm not really sure how it works, except the fact that I can tell when the horde is having an active day, cause I get 14 email updates from it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:11 PM (jIaZt)

246 >>> Dude, I told you I am barely capable of coming here. I see.

Posted by: fluffy raises an eyebrow at June 06, 2013 06:11 PM (1Knh4)

247 I just posted in ace's thread, the Weather Channel is grieving over the chance Savannah may not be slammed as hard by TS Andrea.

Stupid fucking fucking fuckwits.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 06:11 PM (lVPtV)

248 Even LIBERAL DEMOCRATS are dumping on the IRS! http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/06/even-democrats-are-dumping-on-irs.html

Posted by: Steve at June 06, 2013 06:13 PM (4mXM/)

249 I see. Posted by: fluffy raises an eyebrow at June 06, 2013 10:11 PM (1Knh4)

Sigh. And for once that wasn't on purpose.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:13 PM (Gk3SS)

250

I told you I am barely capable of coming here.

You make this difficult, my Queen.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 06:13 PM (dIDwU)

251 That GIF of Devo

That takes me back .... like totally 80s

Posted by: kbdabear at June 06, 2013 06:14 PM (mCvL4)

252 Sigh. And for once that wasn't on purpose. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:13 PM (Gk3SS) If I had a nickel....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

253 You make this difficult, my Queen. Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 10:13 PM (dIDwU) On the other hand, you can focus all of the attention due her on this site alone. Much easier to handle.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:15 PM (08XhI)

254 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:15 PM (JMmQ9)

255 I told you I am barely capable of coming here.

I know, right? I am in awe of these morons who are dashing to and fro on the interwebs. This is it for me, I shoot my whole online wad right here. And I would probably wither and die without it/all y'all.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

256 215 I bring this as an offering for, well, look, it doesn't really matter what it's for. http://bit.ly/11IreZ8 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 09:58 PM (Gk3SS) If she's the camp commandant, I suppose I could get used to it.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 06:16 PM (sdi6R)

257 >>Dude, I told you I am barely capable of coming here. Yeah, that sometimes happens to Cougar after to many mojitos.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:16 PM (jIaZt)

258 You won't want commies near TN or SC. Oak Ridge and Barnhardt nuclear operations. Most all the excluded areas are military or nuclear.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 06, 2013 06:16 PM (wR+pz)

259 Deja vu...

I have the feeling that I have been here before.

Posted by: Maj. Nidal Hasan at June 06, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

260 Dinosaurs and Bikinis http://tinyurl.com/kgkxl9a

Posted by: The Moobs Have Won at June 06, 2013 06:17 PM (rCS6C)

261 >>> That takes me back .... like totally 80s Freedom of Choice has held up over the years.

Posted by: fluffy at June 06, 2013 06:17 PM (1Knh4)

262 Trey Gowdy coming up on Greta..., might be interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

263 'Night all! Off to bed to stay awake all night waiting for tornadoes.

Hope Andrea dies down soon.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 06:18 PM (lVPtV)

264 I know, right? I am in awe of these morons who are dashing to and fro on the interwebs. This is it for me, I shoot my whole online wad right here. And I would probably wither and die without it/all y'all.
Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 10:16 PM (8lmkt)

I am excite about the family cruise we are taking in September for my parent's 50th anniversary but there is a not inconsiderable part of me that is all but but but but Horde!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:18 PM (Gk3SS)

265 'Night all! Off to bed to stay awake all night waiting for tornadoes.

Hope Andrea dies down soon.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 10:18 PM (lVPtV)

Hang tough, Dr. D'oh. Will put ya on the prayer list. {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

266 Standing alone in the other thread made me feel like I was back in highschool and the cool kids all left the dance to go get drunk while I stood awkwardly in the corner.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2013 06:19 PM (wsGWu)

267 I am excite about the family cruise we are taking in September for my parent's 50th anniversary but there is a not inconsiderable part of me that is all but but but but Horde! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS) You are voluntarily entrappening yourself on a boat with family and no Horde?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

268 Oh, atc, that sounds lovely!! I'm sure they will have wi-fi, no?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

269 I am excite about the family cruise we are taking in September for my parent's 50th anniversary but there is a not inconsiderable part of me that is all but but but but Horde! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:18 PM (Gk3SS) Think of the Moron groveling that will occur upon your return. Epic.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:20 PM (08XhI)

270

247 I just posted in ace's thread, the Weather Channel is grieving over the chance Savannah may not be slammed as hard by TS Andrea.

Stupid fucking fucking fuckwits.

Posted by: Dr. Jane D'oh at June 06, 2013 10:11 PM (lVPtV)

Then that means Bettis and Cantori will have to wait for the "C" storm for the end of the world coverage.

T.S./Hurricane Barry will not be allowed to cause damage, and if there is any then Andrea will get the blame.

Posted by: ExSnipe at June 06, 2013 06:20 PM (PBm/l)

271 You are voluntarily entrappening yourself on a boat with family and no Horde? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT)

For a week. *twitches in advance*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:21 PM (Gk3SS)

272 Lauren, first of all, there's no sniveling. Second, if you made a nice plate of sammiches and passed around some kind of adult beverage, you would be astonished at the warm and slobbering welcome!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

273 >>You are voluntarily entrappening yourself on a boat with family and no Horde? They have the intertubes on cruise ships now. For the low, low price of $9.95 per minute! But wait, there's more!

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:22 PM (jIaZt)

274 Gowdy's shifted back to goofy hair. Probably not good to mess with a guy with goofy hair..., might be crazy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

275 Oh, atc, that sounds lovely!! I'm sure they will have wi-fi, no?
Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 10:20 PM (8lmkt)

Yes. But I'm not paying that much for it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:22 PM (Gk3SS)

276

I am excite about the family cruise we are taking in September for my parent's 50th anniversary but there is a not inconsiderable part of me that is all but but but but Horde!

We could always show up to save you. We'll charter a fast yacht and raise the black flag...

"Sir, there are a bunch of drunken hoodlums to the starboard side. They're dressed as pirates and threatening to board us."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 06:23 PM (lr3d7)

277 *runs away*

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2013 06:23 PM (wsGWu)

278 For a week. *twitches in advance* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:21 PM (Gk3SS) Maybe the bartenders will be attractive and....uhh...looking for fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

279 Wasn't there a pirate ship for sale a few weeks ago?

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2013 06:24 PM (wsGWu)

280 So, am I supposed to be on top or on the bottom? I'm confused.

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 06:24 PM (u25eL)

281 CNC class, Chapter 1:

INTRODUCTION TO CNC:

After studying this chapter, the student should have knowledge of the following:

The evolution of CNC

The process of CNC

The flow of CNC processing

The objectives of CNC

The CNC Workshop Version 2.0 by Nanfara, Uccello, and Murphy
Schroff Development Corporation Publications
Copyright 2002

www.schroff.com

That's how it started in my day, anyway.

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 06:24 PM (UNrZ+)

282 They have the intertubes on cruise ships now. For the low, low price of $9.95 per minute! But wait, there's more!

No fuckin' way, they CHARGE for connectivity? As they speed you toward your fuckin' doom or some kind of horrible pooping virus? Sheesh, I'm so glad I hate to travel.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

283 Maybe the bartenders will be attractive and....uhh...looking for fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 10:23 PM (GEICT)

I'm sharing a cabin with my parents. I'm thinking no.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:24 PM (Gk3SS)

284 280 So, am I supposed to be on top or on the bottom? Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 10:24 PM (u25eL) Yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

285 *They have the intertubes on cruise ships now. For the low, low price of $9.95 per minute! But wait, there's more! The threat of a norovirus outbreak is free of charge,

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 06:25 PM (JqnAE)

286 >>So, am I supposed to be on top or on the bottom? Yes. And then, also yes. Later on, yes again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:25 PM (jIaZt)

287 281 CNC class, Chapter 1:
----------

Class? What class? Just clamp some material on the bed..., start pushing buttons. What's a broken tool here and there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 06:26 PM (aDwsi)

288 Wow Greta and Gowdy are peeved as all get out. Greta point blank said that people should be perp walked.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:26 PM (Gk3SS)

289 Re Sarong for Ms World . . .
. . . only if they are top less.
If only. . . it would be a riot!

PRISM : Enemy of the State
Will Smith
Gene Hackman
But I just hate the way they handle satellite surveillance; it don wurk dat way.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 06, 2013 06:26 PM (yJws6)

290 I'm sharing a cabin with my parents. I'm thinking no. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:24 PM (Gk3SS) I mean this in the most respectful way possible. Have you lost your fucking mind? There isn't enough easy lays in the Playboy mansion to bribe me to stay in the same room as my parents for a week.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

291 AtC, in your absence you may need to give stompy privileges to various Moronettes to keep the Morons in line. I nominate Tami, Tammy al Thor, elizabethe, HeatherRadish, Jane D'oh, and Peaches.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:27 PM (08XhI)

292 hi all
Maet, you spent your day wearing a cone on your head while spanking someone?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 06:27 PM (v2FRB)

293 Wasn't there a pirate ship for sale a few weeks ago?

yeah, it was bogus. please don't leave, you misconstrued my comment. here, you can sit by me. want a beer? i have parlies too, but we have to go out on the patio for those.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

294 THERE ONCE WAS A WEENER NAMED WEINER,
AS A SLIMEY LITTLE WEASEL NONE WAS KEENER,
THINKING HIMSELF A GREAT STUD,
HE DECIDED TO SHOW OFF HIS PUD,
BUT HIS TINY MEMBER WAS JUST A MISDEMEANOR.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (QaiNm)

295 Gowdy's shifted back to goofy hair. Probably not good to mess with a guy with goofy hair..., might be crazy. Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 10:22 PM Gowdy is now going to Rand Paul's barber

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)

296 287 281
CNC class, Chapter 1:
----------

Class? What class? Just clamp some material on the bed..., start pushing buttons. What's a broken tool here and there?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------------------

But more seriously, I think my first CNC instructions tried to move the mill bed somewhere out in the parking lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

297 I nominate Tami, Tammy al Thor, elizabethe, HeatherRadish, Jane D'oh, and Peaches jeez what am I chopped liver? also am v good at stomping

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (2up3Q)

298 i have parlies too, but we have to go out on the patio for those. Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 10:27 PM (8lmkt) If I have to get up and go outside to smoke, it ain't gonna be a cig.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

299 Maet, you spent your day wearing a cone on your head while spanking someone?

Oh, great, another Coors Light nasal lavage for peaches . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

300 Sorry, I was trying to attribute my source in those last few lines.

I'll assume everybody knows which ones I mean. I have a few minutes for questions.

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 06:28 PM (UNrZ+)

301 Haha, no worries peaches. I'll take the beer. It's been one of those days.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2013 06:29 PM (wsGWu)

302 Gowdy does have that whole upstate SC lint-head hairstyle going on. For such a smart guy, what's up with that. And where's John Edwards haircutter when you need him?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

303 BlackOrchid, I nominate you too. I also hang my head in shame for neglecting you.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:29 PM (08XhI)

304

Weiner the whiner waving his wiener,
Running for office thereÂ’s no one keener,
Displaying his schwanz was a real boner,
One would think he must be a stoner,
But heÂ’s back again, leaner and meaner,
But no wiser or keener.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:30 PM (QaiNm)

305 I mean this in the most respectful way possible.

Have you lost your fucking mind?

There isn't enough easy lays in the Playboy mansion to bribe me to stay in the same room as my parents for a week. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 10:26 PM (GEICT)

I didn't book it and it's their anniversary trip. I'm not going to whine about it. Well, I'm not going to whine about it to them. Also I would have to pay the full double occupancy rate for a room for myself and ahahahahahaha no.

AtC, in your absence you may need to give stompy privileges to various Moronettes to keep the Morons in line. I nominate Tami, Tammy al Thor, elizabethe, HeatherRadish, Jane D'oh, and Peaches. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 10:27 PM (08XhI)

Oh they all have stompy privileges now. As do you, of course.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:30 PM (Gk3SS)

306 Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2013 10:28 PM (2up3Q) Hey, I posted the logo at the group page. I can email it to you as well, if you like. No pressure or worries. If you're bored and wanna mess with it, have at it. If not, that's fine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

307 Is anyone else having trouble opening the AoSHQ Digest Number 700 (from the yahoo group)? All I'm getting is a blank page.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:30 PM (JMmQ9)

308 Vendette!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:30 PM (8lmkt)

309 >>Have you lost your fucking mind? There isn't enough easy lays in the Playboy mansion to bribe me to stay in the same room as my parents for a week. Concur. I would pay for my own room or skip it. Hell, you do a kick starter and your loyalish minions would gladly cover the cost of your own cabin.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:31 PM (jIaZt)

310 Firmly ensconced upon the bosom of dependency,
The great unwashed are on the road to degeneracy,
Puffers of pickles and nuzzlers if nipples,
we have created a nation of cripples,
Enjoy the ride into our descendency.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:31 PM (QaiNm)

311 TR--- You may have jumped thread before you got my response this a.m

Thanks for looking up the dehumid model, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

312 Leon Panetta is a cock swizzling dickbag that needs to get beaten to death with a fucking brick. Sorry. It was on my mind. I feel better now. Have a great night.

Posted by: JQP at June 06, 2013 06:32 PM (GVL0g)

313 Oh they all have stompy privileges now. As do you, of course. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:30 PM (Gk3SS) Merci. Add Lauren, too.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:32 PM (08XhI)

314 The BH flies back home tomorrow, and there are still empty champagne bottles, bras, corks, and confetti all over everything, so I'm not going to keep up my usual level of commenting.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 06:32 PM (T1005)

315

Concur. I would pay for my own room or skip it. Hell, you do a kick starter and your loyalish minions would gladly cover the cost of your own cabin.

As well as the cost of the bandwidth for the webcam.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 06:32 PM (lr3d7)

316 307 Is anyone else having trouble opening the AoSHQ Digest Number 700 (from the yahoo group)? All I'm getting is a blank page. Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 10:30 PM (JMmQ9) Jiggawhat? Digest 700?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

317

~~~ode to the dems~~

Sensing a defeat that may be forthcoming,
These dog pecker gnats they be humming,
While the inmates of the asylum are in a circle jerking,
The buzzards of retribution they be a circling,
There may be a conclusion that may be stunning.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:32 PM (QaiNm)

318 No pressure or worries. If you're bored and wanna mess with it, have at it. If not, that's fine. O I would love to! am super-excited! now I have to figure out my stupid yahoo login maybe I should just ask Barry

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2013 06:33 PM (2up3Q)

319 Yay! I've got some Texas style stompin' boots just itching to see some use.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2013 06:33 PM (wsGWu)

320 >>>As well as the cost of the bandwidth for the webcam. Sssh. Geez, it's like you morons have never run a scam before.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (jIaZt)

321 Evening all!! Okay, totally OT, but we just got back from my daughter's HS graduation. Some of you are responsible for praying this child through to this day. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!!

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (SdetR)

322 Mike H. - I saw your response in the AM. Sorry I wasn't more help. It was just one the higher priced units at Lowes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

323 TR-- BTW, we're hosing out WNC since the JEF's visit, and as you know... stuff flows down hill, so wear boots tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

324 A plethora of sucklers, a paucity of nipples,
When the money runs out there will be ripples,
The golden goose we have plucked,
The taxpayers they have been fucked,
We have become a nation of moral cripples.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (QaiNm)

325 There once was a loser named Weiner
Who committed a fun misdemeanor
He disrobed in his house
Hiding out from his spouse
And showed off what he had to his Tweeters

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (bKA83)

326 Good evening fellow serfs!

Posted by: Cheri at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (EAgmr)

327 moki!!!!! congratulations!! xoxo . . . can I offer you a can of cheap swill?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:34 PM (8lmkt)

328 AoSHQ Digest Number 700 ??? Are we getting bleed over from the NSA?

Posted by: toby928© at June 06, 2013 06:35 PM (QupBk)

329 2-2 Chicago-LA

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:35 PM (08XhI)

330 Congrats Moki and Moki the Younger!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:36 PM (08XhI)

331

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 10:30 PM (QaiNm)

I swear I'm not doing this sock. Whoever this poet is is far better at the blue light special than me.

Posted by: steveegg at June 06, 2013 06:36 PM (o44nj)

332 314 The BH flies back home tomorrow, and there are still empty champagne bottles, bras, corks, and confetti all over everything, so I'm not going to keep up my usual level of commenting..... when the cat's away...

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 06:36 PM (JqnAE)

333 MH- Sorry to know he was stinkin' up the place. Remember, you're on the other side of the eastern continental divide, so I got nothin' to worry about but rain tomorrow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

334 What a goal. Oh, BC, you been following the college WS?

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:36 PM (jIaZt)

335 2-2 Chicago-LA

falling to my knees, begging the good Lord to give the Blackhawks this win . . .

mostly because I live in LA and the lamentations of their erstwhile fans are sweet to me. plus, the Bruins don't really care who they smite next (talkin' to you, Penguins -- btw, what a stupid fuckin' name)

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:37 PM (8lmkt)

336 Oh, BC, you been following the college WS? Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 10:36 PM (jIaZt) A bit. Once my Gators utterly embarassed themselves, I kinda shut it down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

337 ODE TO THE OMNIPOTENT~~~

.ExternalClass .ecxhmmessage P { padding:0px; } .ExternalClass body.ecxhmmessage { font-size:10pt; font-family:Verdana; } There once was a potus suppurative,
Who thought of himself as quite superlative,
But he could only be described as vituperative,
For when obammer is done screwing the pooch,
And we have long since run out of hooch,
The republic will be in need of a long recuperative,
Coupled with a large dose of purgative.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:38 PM (QaiNm)

338 Barrel?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)

339 Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 10:38 PM (QaiNm) In the barrel, In the barrel, Ain't we got fun

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:38 PM (08XhI)

340 Congratulations moki!

Here is a kitteh for you

http://tinyurl.com/9ws29fx

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 06:38 PM (v2FRB)

341 That's almost a barreling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

342 from the AoSHQ yahoo group...of which BC is now a moderator.... Cochran!!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (JMmQ9)

343 My mom would get up to milk the cows, then make a batch of bread, and make sure we got ready for school. Then she went to her business (beauty shop) and stand all day long doing the bluehairs' perms, cuts and styles. Then come home and make homemade dinner, work in the garden, and still had the wherewithal to have sex with dad. My bedroom was next-door. What a woman. She's 74 now and still rolls out the red carpet for every event, including Mother's Day. And has to wear compression stockings for the varicose veins from all that standing. I am pitiful compared to her. Oh, and she still has about ten brandy and waters every evening.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (XyrkB)

344 Barrel?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 10:38 PM (4Mv1T)

first a good stomping, then the barrel.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

345 Get your ExternalClass off of me, ya perv

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (v2FRB)

346 mostly because I live in LA and the lamentations of their erstwhile fans are sweet to me. plus, the Bruins don't really care who they smite next (talkin' to you, Penguins -- btw, what a stupid fuckin' name) Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 10:37 PM (8lmkt) Mighty Ducks of Anaheim. Named after a Disney movie. That's a stupid name.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (08XhI)

347 Cochran!!!! Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 10:39 PM (JMmQ9) *struts* Yes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

348 >>>from the AoSHQ yahoo group...of which BC is now a moderator.... Cochran!!!! So anything goes? Jokers wild?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

349 What did I miss? Why are all the ettes being nominated? I always miss everything dammit. Was on the phone with my daughter and her latest crisis.

Posted by: Dr.Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 06, 2013 06:40 PM (u25eL)

350 Kalneva!!! {{{{{}}}}} Your mom sounds totally awesome! And I bet she's proud of you, so cut it out, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

351 As well as the cost of the bandwidth for the webcam.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 10:32 PM (lr3d7)

heck, I"d pay for the cost of the webcam all by myself

(provided I get exclusive licensing rights)

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 06:40 PM (v2FRB)

352 A Little Domestic Spying Mood Music With the revelation of the extensive domestic spying that has been going on, perhaps a little mood music is in order! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2403

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 06:40 PM (Vk2pI)

353 >>A bit. Once my Gators utterly embarassed themselves, I kinda shut it down. Ahh, so I guess it would be rude to point out that my 'Dores are kicking ass and taking names, huh? Ok, than I won't do that. Cause that would mean.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:41 PM (jIaZt)

354 So anything goes? Jokers wild? Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 10:40 PM (4Mv1T) Same rules as here at the HQ as far as I'm concerned. I'm pretty certain L, elle (who's also moderating now) feels the same.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

355 Mr Cochran can you upload the PSD to the Files section or will that break something? (I'm talking about Yahoo group) jpeg is nice but layers iz better

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2013 06:41 PM (2up3Q)

356 Kalneva, your mom rocks.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:41 PM (08XhI)

357 >>>Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 10:38 PM (4Mv1T) first a good stomping, then the barrel. I was just thinking we usually keep the barrel in the family, right? Didn't want any vagrants or hobos there for the night. Already smells bad enough.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)

358 Kalneva, sounds like you have an awesome mom

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 06:42 PM (v2FRB)

359 "There isn't enough easy lays in the Playboy mansion to bribe me to stay in the same room as my parents for a week." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk I've been on a few cruises. You don't spend much time in the cabin. But understand, the cabins are small. It's not like a motel or hotel room.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2013 06:42 PM (Kln64)

360 Knoxville was closed to commies in 1955? I knew I liked the place!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 06:42 PM (T1005)

361 BC, the AoSHQ yahoo group emails are screwed up

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:42 PM (JMmQ9)

362 a link to John Kerry being an ass: http://tinyurl.com/la7z2hl

Posted by: mallfly at June 06, 2013 06:43 PM (jDjlM)

363 As SLJO on a DD I was movie officer. For an '80s Med deployment I signed out "How To Succeed With Brunettes", along with other classics like "Victory At Sea". The movie was hilarious, and even funnier with the juxtaposition of '40s -50's social conventions filmed in the '60s, and watched in the pre-AIDS '80s. Good times. Almost as funny as Airplane.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2013 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

364 Ahh, so I guess it would be rude to point out that my 'Dores are kicking ass and taking names, huh? Ok, than I won't do that. Cause that would mean. Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 10:41 PM (jIaZt) No hard feelings. Team then Conference.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)

365 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4327HSXY56k

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

366 As SLJO on a DD I was movie officer. For an '80s Med deployment I signed out "How To Succeed With Brunettes", along with other classics like "Victory At Sea". Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2013 10:43 PM (u82oZ) I'm a brunette. Just wondering about the recommended way to succeed with me.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:45 PM (08XhI)

367 wait, AtC is going on a cruise for a week with her parents and staying in the same cabin????????

AtC, I beg you, bring aboard some emus-in-boxes because by about day 4 you will want to be using them on your own parents

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 06:45 PM (v2FRB)

368 361 BC, the AoSHQ yahoo group emails are screwed up Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 10:42 PM (JMmQ9) What's going on? I was getting them fine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

369 {{{{Peaches}}}}}} Thanks for swill!!! I'm on codeine for bronchitis, but what the hell?!!?? How are you doing sugar! {{{Chemjeff}}}}}} thanks for the kitty-very cute!! {{{{{Vendette}}}}}} many thanks!!! And Kalneva, your mom truly is a supermom. I wish I had that kind of energy!

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2013 06:47 PM (SdetR)

370 jpeg is nice but layers iz better Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2013 10:41 PM (2up3Q) I may have, in my PS ignorance, screwed that up. I think I saved it as just a single image. Lemme look.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

371 Actually, I thought I'd look at the 1955 Commie map v. the interstate highway system.....unless you flew, you weren't going very far very fast.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 06:47 PM (T1005)

372

~~~GNATS~~~

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:48 PM (QaiNm)

373 Did you heard that the puppet master Valerie Jarrett has spoken? Eric Holder is going no where.

Posted by: LindaFell at June 06, 2013 06:48 PM (PGO8C)

374 I bought a new car yesterday, a 2006 Mitsubishi A6M Endeavor.

Is there no shit a car from Mitsubishi called the A6M? Why didn't they just go ahead and call it the Zero?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_A6M_Zero

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 06:49 PM (yh0zB)

375 362 a link to John Kerry being an ass: http://tinyurl.com/la7z2hl

Posted by: mallfly at June 06, 2013 10:43 PM (jDjlM)

Ya don't really need a link for that! lol

Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 06, 2013 06:49 PM (Oi60j)

376 THEIR HOUSE OF CARDS IT HAS JUST CRASHED,
UPON THE ANVIL OF JUSTICE THEIR BALLS WE HAVE SMASHED,
THEIR GRANDIOSE SCHEMES HAVE BEEN RENDERED ASUNDER,
THE GREAT UNWASHED MAY CORRECT THEIR BLUNDER,
THEIR DREAMS OF UTOPIA MAY HAVE JUST BEEN DASHED.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:50 PM (QaiNm)

377 GGE- So how were the laps at VIR?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:50 PM (4Mv1T)

378 It was great to watch Louie Gohmert's reference to Mr. O'Spades
tweet. Made me feel all tingly and stuff.

Posted by: Cheri at June 06, 2013 06:50 PM (EAgmr)

379 GGE, wow, epic smackdown!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

380 ~~~~ODE TO OBAMMER~~~
As his pucker strings are about to pucker,
From us he will receive no succor,
He thought himself beyond reproach,
But his day of reckoning it does approach ,
Say adios to the motherfÂ—er.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:51 PM (QaiNm)

381 Merci. Add Lauren, too. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 10:32 PM (08XhI)

Of course! Also BlackOrchid and any of the other 'ettes I may have missed.

Okay, I'm for bed. Be good. Use my definition of good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 06:52 PM (Gk3SS)

382 THE GOP IS LACKING A SCROTUM,
SO SAYS TED NUGENT AND HIS FACTOTUM,
ALAS I AGREE WITH HIS OBSERVATION,
I BEING THE LAST TO LEAVE THEIR RESERVATION,
MAY THESE GONADAL RETARDS PICK SHIT WITH THE CHICKENS,
MAY THEY BE LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT PICKENS.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:52 PM (QaiNm)

383 For $100 and two boxes of Winchester White Box .45acp we'll give you an M.D. from Oxford.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 09:16 PM (4Mv1T)

Oxford NC?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 06:52 PM (yh0zB)

384 >>No hard feelings. Team then Conference. Absolutely.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 06:52 PM (jIaZt)

385

Posted by: moki at June 06, 2013 10:34 PM (SdetR)

Yay! Good to hear from you Moki and congrats to the junior Moki.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at June 06, 2013 06:52 PM (lVb7s)

386 BC, it could just be my local; I'll check them on my work machine in the AM

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)

387 Of course! Also BlackOrchid and any of the other 'ettes I may have missed. Okay, I'm for bed. Be good. Use my definition of good. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:52 PM (Gk3SS) Bedtime tea for you.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:53 PM (08XhI)

388 Alas and alack, something is amiss,
The sheeple are about to give them a briss,
The great unwashed they have arisen,
Finally awoken from their self imposed prison,
Upon the tree of tyranny they will soon piss.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:53 PM (QaiNm)

389 The ONT's self-imposed poet is annoying. That is all.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 06:54 PM (08XhI)

390 386 BC, it could just be my local; I'll check them on my work machine in the AM Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 10:52 PM (JMmQ9) Ok, if you want, you can tell me or email me you nic over there and I can check to make sure nothings screwy between your specific account and the group.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

391 >>>Oxford NC? Posted by: GGE Could be. For that price, let's go with a "yes".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:54 PM (4Mv1T)

392 Thanks everyone, for the mom comments. Here's the kicker. She voted for Bamster twice! She's a bleeding heart, but her heart is good. She is just too, I don't know. She believes the BS about Republicans want mentally retarded people to fend for themselves, and children to go hungry. She is a depression kid, so I kinda get it. But she's conservative, and doesn't know, no matter what my dad, or sister, or I say. But she is awesome. And that was just the early part of my life! Later on, we moved to WA and she got a job at a fish farm, which is very physically difficult, (i know, because I did it, too, from age 16 to 23) and went to college so that she could advance in that field. Got injured there, falling off a catwalk, which hurt her legs even more, went back to work ASAP, and only retired a couple of years ago! Doesn't sound like an Obama voter, does it? Arrghhh!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 06:54 PM (XyrkB)

393 Obammer the munificent along with his political sluts,
Are busy circling the wagons and covering their nuts,
The rats are scurrying to leave their sinking ship,
Their diminutive balls we will clip,clip,clip,
may he experience the death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:55 PM (QaiNm)

394 thx, BC

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

395 Holy cow, I made a comment, come back a bit later, and this thread went crazy.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 06:56 PM (vgd4f)

396 >>>Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 10:55 PM (QaiNm) Okay Sparky. Let's take ten.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:56 PM (4Mv1T)

397 GGE- So how were the laps at VIR?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 10:50 PM (4Mv1T)

We had 3 cars and got rained on a bit, but we got a lot of track time because there weren't many there. We ran the south course. VIR is always a lot of fun.

Use my definition of good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 06, 2013 10:52 PM (Gk3SS)

wow...there's a lot of room in this definition...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 06:56 PM (yh0zB)

398 The ONT's self-imposed poet is annoying. That is all.

eleventy!!!! what an asshole.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:56 PM (8lmkt)

399 THE DEMS ARE ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED,
WE WILL CAST THEM INTO THE VOID,
THEIR BEST LAID PLANS HAVE RUN AMOK,
AND QUITE FRANKLY WE DONÂ’T GIVE AFUCK,
WHAT A WONDERFUL THING IS OUR SCHADENFREUDE .

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 06:57 PM (QaiNm)

400 Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 10:54 PM (XyrkB)

Wow!!! And that is the problem. The RNC has not communicated effectively with people like your Mom. It was all there for the taking and they just pissed it away. LIB

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

401

Evening 'rons and 'etts. Hade the same day as Maet. Delurking for a minute. Got to tell the boss a big FU when he accused me of his FU. G*d damn swamp cooler lines sprung another leak. It's 87 in the house. I'm just tad grumpy but the beer is cold. Gonna replace those lines with poly this weekend. Maybe turn in the copper.

Nice to see I live in the no Russian part of CO then. Wish it was still the same.

Kalneva, your mom sounds like my grandma. God Rest Her Soul.

*waves to all*

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 06:59 PM (gqEUi)

402 GGE- Sounds like a good day. I shot a 3 Gun match same day. First time. I looked a lot worse than I might have because on my squad was the USMC Combat Shooting team. Them is some bad mammer jammers. They are deadly. Period.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 06:59 PM (4Mv1T)

403 Now see? Don't you fine folks think that a moderator of one area should have keys to the TB3K?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

404 Hi Morons and Ettes. I just got a congratulations on Ravelry for saving my hubby Weirddave $4K yesterday. Figured I'd see wha thre fuss is about.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:00 PM (aH+zP)

405 3-2 Chicago. Peaches is happy.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:01 PM (08XhI)

406 Cochran, are you sure you're not just power-mad?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

407 I didn't want to be Sancho Panza, but after reading the lack of rhythm and cadence, I believe you're tilting at windmills, amigo.

Dulcinea went that-a-way-------->

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 07:01 PM (7gwGw)

408 OK that Navy training video about how to treat a lady is priceless. That is going to be shown tomorrow night to the 45 members of the Navy Training evolution I am in charge of.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2013 07:01 PM (OAeF+)

409 406 Cochran, are you sure you're not just power-mad? Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:01 PM (8lmkt) Don't you know? It's for your own good. To protect you. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)

410

407 I didn't want to be Sancho Panza,

It's called free verse.~~~hombre

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 07:03 PM (QaiNm)

411 Please, while on the ONT Do refrain from poetry While we are a classy lot We don't like the caps lock

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:04 PM (08XhI)

412 wow 250 posts per hour eager beavery y'all are

Posted by: conceived in 1990... at June 06, 2013 07:04 PM (s/TCI)

413 Kalneva, yep, sounds like my late grandparents. If I had a nickel for every time I heard "The Republicans are for the rich, the Democrats are for the poor!"

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2013 07:04 PM (wsGWu)

414 400 @peaches, I know! WTF! Why can we not message better? I don't get it, at all. Anyone listen to DP yesterday, where he interviewed some chick who had done a study about this topic? Pretty much, her thesis was the same old shit about how we need to embrace their ideas, rather than help them understand ours! Gah! DP wasn't having it, BTW, which is why he's mostly awesome.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:04 PM (XyrkB)

415 >>>We don't like the caps lock Posted by: Vendette Right. Yelling is for that other thread.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 07:04 PM (4Mv1T)

416 Ya know, when the horde starts tellin' you to cut it the fuck out, maybe you should have the good grace to, you know, cut it the fuck out.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)

417 I bet the hoard could flush out the poet with some filthy limericks or horrible haikus.

Posted by: spc at June 06, 2013 07:05 PM (WDovF)

418

one more thought on PRISM

Back in 2009, Napolitano warned Americans that prolife groups, Iraq War veterans and people defending gun rights might be terrorists

I have no doubt this administration spied on those groups and called it national security. No doubt

Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 07:05 PM (nH8jP)

419 *Don't you know? It's for your own good. To protect you. Yeah, that's it. I've heard *that* one before. Those 22 cloaked asteroids around Coruscant were for the New Republic's "own good" too.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 07:05 PM (JqnAE)

420 400 Peaches, Why have they not done a fucking thing on the Irs not giving them what they asked for. They suck! They are all in it together. Time to flush the whole DC toilet!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:05 PM (vgd4f)

421 Hmm. My wife is on the ONT. There's no way that could come back to haunt me. No way at all. *hides Valu-Rite and half eaten hobo*

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 07:06 PM (aH+zP)

422 Time to flush the whole DC toilet!

and here is darlin' lou, being right, again.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)

423 give Maetenloch a break he made an AR15 today in Cali,

Posted by: conceived in 1990... at June 06, 2013 07:06 PM (s/TCI)

424 Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 10:45 PM (08XhI) The instructions were to be polite, focused on your date, use social graces, conceal the lust, and start slowly. Specifics included Don't brag about your football prowess to your date's Mom and do not ogle the blonds. There was another Navy Training film of the same era called ""Blondes Prefer Gentlemen". It was a similar film, but not as funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2013 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

425 Hi NSA! call me, you got my number

Posted by: conceived in 1990... at June 06, 2013 07:07 PM (s/TCI)

426 Batteries dying. And so am I.

Posted by: DC in Towson at June 06, 2013 07:07 PM (jIaZt)

427 Hmm. My wife is on the ONT. There's no way that could come back to haunt me. No way at all. *hides Valu-Rite and half eaten hobo* Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 11:06 PM (aH+zP) Hello, Mrs. Weirddave! Weirddave is a lucky guy!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:08 PM (08XhI)

428 Empty beer glasses make great fly catchers. Not good otherwise. BRB.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:08 PM (XyrkB)

429

Ms. Winslet is having four children with four different fathers. Apparently we're horrible Neanderthals if we dare to criticize her brave and perfectly valid life choice.

http://tinyurl.com/mm8ufxv

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 07:08 PM (lr3d7)

430 421 Hmm. My wife is on the ONT. There's no way that could come back to haunt me. No way at all. *hides Valu-Rite and half eaten hobo* Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 11:06 PM (aH+zP) Mrs Weirddave??? *looks around* Hi!!! whoever you are.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

431 Take your lessons on anything poetry and stick them up your ass. Have a little iambic pentameter and don't call me, I'll call you.

The "poet" wrote mainly in CAPS
He kept it up 'til we were chapped
We warned him, like thrice
We tried to be nice
But now this weasel's been SLAPPED

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 07:08 PM (7gwGw)

432 Hi Peaches

I take it upstairs is ugly?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:08 PM (vgd4f)

433 Hey, Mrs. Weirddave!!!! Welcome!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:09 PM (8lmkt)

434 AlextheChick, that Dita picture reminds me of this video
http://youtu.be/vBfFDTPPlaM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 07:09 PM (pzswX)

435 Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:05 PM You'd better listen to her, DQUIXOTE, she's in pre-med... and by "pre-med", I mean stompy boots. And her chicky parm is late again. turn the caps lock off or practice your trade elsewhere

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)

436 Chris Bagadonuts confirms he's picking a Democrat

Governor Christie @GovChristie

I am going to be looking for somebody who will be a great US Senator, someone based on their merits. And you know me, I don't dawdle.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 06, 2013 07:10 PM (mCvL4)

437 427 You're goddamned right he is.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:10 PM (aH+zP)

438 Apparently we're horrible Neanderthals if we dare to criticize her brave and perfectly valid life choice.

Oh, please, as long as she doesn't want any of my tax dollars, I really don't give a shit.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:10 PM (8lmkt)

439 Ms. Winslet is having four children with four different fathers. Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 11:08 PM (lr3d7) at least she is actually having kids. History being is what it is, you gotta out breed the enemy sometimes.....

Posted by: conceived in 1990... at June 06, 2013 07:10 PM (s/TCI)

440 I just got back from 4 days away from news, internet and everything. What the fuck happened while I was gone? Bad headlines everywhere.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 06, 2013 07:10 PM (l3vZN)

441

Good on ya Gingy.

Maybe my problems with IRS a few years ago started with me puttin on the outside of the envelope that I wanted teh Geitner/Rangel discount.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:10 PM (gqEUi)

442 Time to flush the whole DC toilet! and here is darlin' lou, being right, again. Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:06 PM (8lmkt) Please don't! We don't want those types down here. We have stabdards!

Posted by: The C.H.U.D. at June 06, 2013 07:11 PM (Vk2pI)

443 he already picked a noname pub who has no intention of running for the office in 2 months

Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 07:11 PM (nH8jP)

444 437 427 You're goddamned right he is. Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 11:10 PM (aH+zP) Hahahaha. Welcome. You sound like my wife. "You're not gonna do better than me."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

445 436 kbdabear, no he didn't ?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:11 PM (vgd4f)

446

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

447 >>>AlextheChick, that Dita picture reminds me of this video http://youtu.be/vBfFDTPPlaM I still have this in vinyl from when it was released. Yes, I was once a young urbane hipster. That's right. Urbane.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

448 so, we've gone all boldy?

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (8lmkt)

449 427 You're goddamned right he is. Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 11:10 PM (aH+zP) I'm on the Ravelry group. We're the Albertans!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (08XhI)

450 Hey CHUD! Barrel!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)

451

What's the best way for a pastor to spice up his marriage? Group sex, of course!

http://tinyurl.com/l7sfwcd

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (lr3d7)

452 C.H.U.D. to the barrel.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (08XhI)

453 Hmmm. Do moderators still have to abide by rules of the Horde?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

454 An article that's sure to be posted by the man on every couple's bathroom mirror:

http://tinyurl.com/m24qxxa

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 06, 2013 07:13 PM (HqXYa)

455 444 @bcochrane1981 I can't do better than him. Good thing, too, since if I murder him I'll be deported.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:13 PM (aH+zP)

456 Roses are red, VIolets are blue, The new Superman soundtrack sounds kick ass! But I'll wait for Ace's review ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 07:13 PM (Jv4FA)

457

at least she is actually having kids.

History being is what it is, you gotta out breed the enemy sometimes.....

Those kids will be so messed up that it wouldn't surprise me to see them convert to Islam looking for some stability.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 07:13 PM (lr3d7)

458 wow that is some sock failing..... and I have a new hash!!!

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 07:13 PM (s/TCI)

459 Oops. Not the mod.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

460 The BarrelÂ™ is just lovely this time of day. Enjoy your stay.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

461 Phew, thought it was me, never been in the barrel

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:14 PM (vgd4f)

462 I can't do better than him. Good thing, too, since if I murder him I'll be deported. Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 11:13 PM (aH+zP) Lol. Well, I'm sure some fine upstanding altruistic Moron would be willing to work out an arrangement with you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)

463

Phew, thought it was me, never been in the barrel

'ettes don't go into the barrel. They get taken out back by the other 'ettes for a round of vigorous spankings.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 07:15 PM (lr3d7)

464 I'm thinking that a really good Constitutional Amendment would require the nation's capital to be moved at least 1,000 miles after every 20 years -- and requiring that the central offices of all agencies of the Federal government go with it or be shut down.

Oh, and that no city could be repeated within a century.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 07:15 PM (T1005)

465 Great... we now have CHUD in the barrel.

No one else better mess up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 07:15 PM (pzswX)

466 The NYT is feeling remorseful of its indictment of Obama: New York Times quietly changes published editorial to make it less damning of Obama http://tinyurl.com/k7dg53x

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 07:15 PM (JqnAE)

467 The ONT's self-imposed poet is annoying. That is all.

eleventy!!!! what an asshole.

Posted by: Peaches

Its still better than anything Angela Mayou ever wrote.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 06, 2013 07:16 PM (ar+4O)

468 I just saw the movie "Warm Bodies". *Almost* a Christian movie.

The world went under a zombie apocalypse. Some of the zombies have gone zombie-plus and are now entirely undead. The others are in a state where they could go either way. Zombies become human again if they rediscover love again.

The main character becomes human when he is baptised. I can't think of any other word for it.

But Jesus and the Cross are wholly absent from this film.

Perhaps it is a Mandaean movie?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:16 PM (QTHTd)

469 Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 11:13 PM call me?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 07:16 PM (JMmQ9)

470 rules of the Horde?

that is some funny shit right there . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

471 "Angela Mayou" -> Maya Angelou

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (QTHTd)

472 From that map, it looks like the commies were banned from most of the Great lakes shorelines. But they were free to visit Door County!

Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (4lyMJ)

473 this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun....

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (s/TCI)

474 cthulhu at June 06, 2013 11:15 PM (T1005) The Japanese tried that a few times but in the end, i didn't work out as well as they'd hoped...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (Jv4FA)

475 454 Yeah, I'm suspicious of the authors. If it was that great, we'd be doing a lot more chugging. That's like the nose picking study, done by habitual booger-eaters.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (XyrkB)

476 Surly bunch tonight. Anything worth hanging around for?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 07:17 PM (52Rhl)

477 spot on, puddleglum

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2013 07:18 PM (JMmQ9)

478 Weirddave has gone silent. Smart man.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:18 PM (08XhI)

479 Oh, the morons have rules. Smell that barrel over there?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:18 PM (QTHTd)

480 no idea why the soviets banned that part of ID. It i not like they didn't have forests in the USSR

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 07:18 PM (s/TCI)

481 476 Surly bunch tonight. Anything worth hanging around for? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 11:17 PM (52Rhl) nope

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

482 469 don't make me go diving where I had that horrible canoe accident.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (aH+zP)

483 i wish y'all could meet my fluffy . . . i fall more in love with her every day . . . oh, i think i will go take her out and fondle her while watching teevee . . . still have not inserted any death modules, not even the snap caps, i'm takin' it slow. pretty sure she appreciates that.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

484 Surly bunch tonight. Anything worth hanging around for? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 11:17 PM (52Rhl) Mrs. Weirddave is here!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (08XhI)

485 >>>rules of the Horde? that is some funny shit right there . . . Sort of like thieves honor... such as it is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (4Mv1T)

486 466 Thrawn, bagock bagock, sorry my best chicken impersonation,

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (vgd4f)

487 Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 11:17 PM (52Rhl) i'm here ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (Jv4FA)

488 I am hammered, and haven't been paying attention, but...did Ace just turn into a pussy in the last post?

We live in a free country, and our freedom comes at a price. That price is, perhaps, less safety.

I will happily take less safety and more freedom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:19 PM (z4m16)

489

True the Vote, the Houston group harassed by the IRS, the EPA, the labor department was also contacted by the Department of Homeland Security FIVE (5) TIMES, and by the FBI!!

I am sure the administration looked at all their phone, email and other computer data for that last 3 years

the problem with PRISM is that the administration probably used it to spy on political opponents, no matter how small

Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 07:20 PM (nH8jP)

490 Weirddave has gone silent. Smart man.

scared man . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)

491 484 yeah, but so is the mister. No misbehaving! We are both on our iPads in bed. Dork love.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:20 PM (aH+zP)

492 478 I'm watching hockey. It's hard with no Flames in the playoffs, like being an Oilers fan or something

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 07:20 PM (aH+zP)

493

Early in teh mornin, middle of the night,

two dead boys got up to fight,

back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other,

a deaf policeman heard the noise,

and came and shot those two dead boys.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:20 PM (gqEUi)

494 488 I am hammered, and haven't been paying attention, but...did Ace just turn into a pussy in the last post? We live in a free country, and our freedom comes at a price. That price is, perhaps, less safety. I will happily take less safety and more freedom. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:19 PM (z4m16) Downswing in the bipolar train ride.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:20 PM (GEICT)

495 I guess Ace and we were correct about the little lovers' spat between NYT and Obumfuck. "I'm sorry, I didn't really mean that mean shit I said." *sniff*

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:21 PM (XyrkB)

496 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)

Blue Boy!

One day you will understand how good liquor, on its own or made into good cocktails is the bedrock of civilization.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:21 PM (z4m16)

497 492 478 I'm watching hockey. It's hard with no Flames in the playoffs, like being an Oilers fan or something Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 11:20 PM (aH+zP) Let's see. The Flames have one Stanley Cup. The Oilers? Five.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:22 PM (08XhI)

498 CNC is great, but milling and grinding are not the best way to do everything. I'm looking into real time video inspection for my metal stamping business. Without real time feedback, it's hard to perfect any high volume process. I have one firearms customer, but I'd love to find more.

Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2013 07:22 PM (4lyMJ)

499 Blue Boy! One day you will understand how good liquor, on its own or made into good cocktails is the bedrock of civilization. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:21 PM (z4m16) And one day you will understand I'm Irish. Rotgut swill or the finest hooch, we drink it down all the same.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)

500 471 "Angela Mayou" -> Maya Angelou
Oh. Oops. Well however you spell her name, she still awful.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 06, 2013 07:23 PM (ar+4O)

501 I'm thinking that the ewok is going to have a headache tomorrow. Just a hunch

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:23 PM (QTHTd)

502 Aren't we all reassured that Susan Rice is now the head of the NSA? Such a strong moral code she has. She would never carry water for the administration. fuck.

Posted by: taylork at June 06, 2013 07:23 PM (ppNDn)

503 486 466 Thrawn, bagock bagock, sorry my best chicken impersonation. lol. The most likely explanation is somebody at the NYT found a horse head or a dead fish in their bed and immediately got the hint.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 07:23 PM (JqnAE)

504 497 He's only been a hockey fan since he imported me from Calgary.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:23 PM (aH+zP)

505 I have one firearms customer, but I'd love to find more. Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2013 11:22 PM (4lyMJ) what are you making?

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 07:24 PM (s/TCI)

506 Downswing in the bipolar train ride.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)

I'll check tomorrow, but as far as I can tell, he is profoundly disappointing.

It's the first time I can recall that he came down on the side of totalitarianism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:24 PM (z4m16)

507 Weirddave: What's the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra? A bra has two cups. What's the difference between a saucer and the Vancouver Canucks? A saucer has a cup.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:24 PM (08XhI)

508 lol. The most likely explanation is somebody at the NYT found a horse head or a dead fish in their bed and immediately got the hint. Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 11:23 PM (JqnAE) Or someone sent them an email with all their cell calls and locations in it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)

509 doesn't matter, the Red Wings will kick their asses

Posted by: AltonJackson doesn't follow hockey at June 06, 2013 07:24 PM (JMmQ9)

510 White House tries to change subject.

Fails.

http://tinyurl.com/lhev9gk

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 07:24 PM (hO9ad)

511 Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 11:24 PM (

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:25 PM (8lmkt)

512 504 497 He's only been a hockey fan since he imported me from Calgary. Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 11:23 PM (aH+zP) Poor guy. ;-)

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:25 PM (08XhI)

513 497 I had thick hair and no gut in the 80s too. It doesn't have much bearing on today.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 07:25 PM (aH+zP)

514 Well in that case I'll just hang/lurk for awhile, cause I got nothing. Feel free to be entertaining.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 07:25 PM (52Rhl)

515 I guess Ace and we were correct about the little lovers' spat between NYT and Obumfuck. "I'm sorry, I didn't really mean that mean shit I said." *sniff* Posted by: Kalneva
------------------------

Yeah. I saw that..., must have taken, what an hour? Two hours? It's always that way with abused wives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

516 To the NYT's chagrin, all the edits post-print to their editorial won't ever, ever change the fact that their Obama is a SCOAMF: The stunning decline of Barack Obama: 2013. Ten key reasons why the Obama presidency is in meltdown http://tinyurl.com/lou4zcj

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 07:26 PM (JqnAE)

517

Susaon Rice and Eric Holder, since you are reading this:

Fuck you!

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:26 PM (gqEUi)

518 [i}Oh.Oops.Well however you spell her name, she still awful. Posted by: puddleglum at June 06, 2013 11:23 PM[/i] I knew who you meant

Posted by: AltonJackson doesn't follow hockey at June 06, 2013 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)

519 True the Vote, the Houston group harassed by the IRS, the EPA, the labor department was also contacted by the Department of Homeland SecurityFIVE(5)TIMES, and by the FBI!!

And the Tsarnaev's cultural-centre was investigated how many times? Despite that it was well-known as a den of mujahidin.

How many people from True the Vote have graduated to planting pipe bombs at marathons?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:26 PM (QTHTd)

520 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:22 PM (GEICT)

Ah, you missed my point.

The Irish are not quite civilized, thus their savage drinking habits.

Poetry? yes! I love the Irish poets. Literature? Of course! The gift of gab? What a pleasure to listen to an Irishman wax poetic about just about anything.

[need I type the disclaimer?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:27 PM (z4m16)

521 okay good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2013 07:27 PM (v2FRB)

522 The stunning decline of Barack Obama: 2013. Ten key reasons why the Obama presidency is in meltdown

How many times have I heard that before?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (fnPRp)

523 And the Tsarnaev's cultural-centre was investigated how many times? Despite that it was well-known as a den of mujahidin. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 11:26 PM (QTHTd) Profiling is racist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)

524 That cab ride video in the sidebar is just cruel. I don't think it's real. There is a lot of liability with that kind of thing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled NEw Business Owner at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (jucos)

525 The Irish are not quite civilized, thus their savage drinking habits.

you say this like it's a bad thing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (8lmkt)

526 TCM showing Creature from the Black Lagoon. Its monster movie night.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (pzswX)

527 I'm glad you all are entertaining, 'cause Twitter is dead.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (aH+zP)

528 actually you can cancel your Carbonite subscriptions, cuz the NSA already has your back up..... just got to FOI them....

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 07:28 PM (s/TCI)

529 I have my hillbilly bifocals on, glasses with reading glasses on over them. I am a hillbilly, so hope nobody is offended.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:29 PM (vgd4f)

530 because on my squad was the USMC Combat Shooting team.

Them is some bad mammer jammers. They are deadly. Period.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 06, 2013 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)

Yeah. No pressure. lol

I will happily take less safety and more freedom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:19 PM (z4m16)

Freedom is scary. http://tinyurl.com/mpwkrmc

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 07:29 PM (yh0zB)

531 True the Votes attorneys need to ask the administration if they were the subjects of a FISA court subpeona for all their phone and computer communications

Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 07:29 PM (nH8jP)

532 I have my hillbilly bifocals on, glasses with reading glasses on over them. I am a hillbilly, so hope nobody is offended.

That is actually a very good look for you, lou . . . swanky, even.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:30 PM (8lmkt)

533 The Irish are not quite civilized, thus their savage drinking habits. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:27 PM (z4m16) No shit. Any culture who's cuisine revolves around boiling all your food in a pot for 12 hours and starves to death cause a single crop fails, is not really "civilized." But we can kick your ass!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

534 Twitter went down right when word got out that the NSA were monitoring everything - driving up their efforts after Obama won in 09.

a cowinkidink, I'm sure.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:30 PM (QTHTd)

535 And the Tsarnaev's cultural-centre was investigated how many times? Despite that it was well-known as a den of mujahidin. How many people from True the Vote have graduated to planting pipe bombs at marathons? ------------------ Why it happens every day just check out the local papers or crash a Lutheran potluck dinner. Conspiracies all the time

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 06, 2013 07:30 PM (HVff2)

536 Written in very small print in the Fourth Amendment at the end of it is "unless you suck at human intelligence, then it's all cool, bro". Look real close. you'll see it.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:31 PM (cQ4xo)

537 Susaon Rice and Eric Holder, since you are reading this:

Fuck you!

Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2013 11:26 PM (gqEUi)

But first they will blow me.

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 07:31 PM (hO9ad)

538 I'm glad you all are entertaining, 'cause Twitter is dead.

You didn't really need that, citizen.

Posted by: PRISM at June 06, 2013 07:31 PM (hO9ad)

539 Did anyone confirm that Gomer quoted Ace on the house floor today?

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:32 PM (gqEUi)

540 I am a hillbilly, so hope nobody is offended.
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 11:29 PM (vgd4f)
Is that the same thing as Appalachian American?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2013 07:32 PM (fnPRp)

541 Freedom is scary.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 11:29 PM (yh0zB)

Not for people who believe in it.

We live in the greatest country in history.

We need to beat this cocksucker and return to our former glory.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:32 PM (z4m16)

542 Did anyone confirm that Gomer quoted Ace on the house floor today? Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2013 11:32 PM (gqEUi) See my post at #99.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:32 PM (08XhI)

543 The Irish are not quite civilized, thus their savage drinking habits.
-------------------

I have an unfortunate history of Bad Things happening when Old Bushmill's is involved. Something about Irish whiskey clashes with my English blood. I suspect a plot of some sort....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 07:32 PM (aDwsi)

544 539 Not a citizen. Dirty foreigner.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:33 PM (aH+zP)

545 I want the Federal Empire to collapse and be replaced with a Constitutional Republic. Arrest me.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:33 PM (cQ4xo)

546 Ack. Gomert. Louis.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:33 PM (gqEUi)

547 In light of this new information, I'm even more creeped out about something I asked the horde about in February, when my hubby and I were having a text conversation (he was out of town), and the whole thread disappeared from both our phones. I had recounted a joke that I had read (probably here) that had to do with that black cop in CA on a murder spree, and there was something going in with Obama too. And the punch line contained the phrase "wants to 'do away' with white people"' in regard to the news not knowing what to report. I cant even remember now. Never before, or since, have I experienced a whole text thread, from both phones, go missing. And I wanted to keep it, because hubby replied that that was the best text he had ever gotten. (There was some stuff before the joke, that might have been the reason.)

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:33 PM (XyrkB)

548

I'm glad you all are entertaining, 'cause Twitter is dead.

Ace finally broke the Twitter?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 07:34 PM (iZXxU)

549

I think this administration is doing a fantastic job in difficult circumstances. George Bush really did leave poor Obama a real mess. I would stand behind him if he wanted yet another term to continue to fix things.

*laughs nervously*

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled NEw Business Owner at June 06, 2013 07:34 PM (jucos)

550 I have an unfortunate history of Bad Things happening when Old Bushmill's is involved. Something about Irish whiskey clashes with my English blood. I suspect a plot of some sort.... Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 11:32 PM (aDwsi) Switch to a bourbon.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:34 PM (cQ4xo)

551 But we can kick your ass!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:30 PM (GEICT)

Heh. Dream on. I'm half Israeli.

We practice on the Irish before we kick the shit out of the Arabs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:34 PM (z4m16)

552 Alrighty, I'm off to shower and grab a drink. You all take care.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2013 07:34 PM (lr3d7)

553

As predicted by everyone not infected with the PC virus, the burqa is the new getaway outfit of choice for criminals everywhere.

In URL.

Posted by: Beagle at June 06, 2013 07:35 PM (sOtz/)

554 my hubby is Jewish but when he drinks Tequila all manner of stupidity can and will occur

Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 07:35 PM (nH8jP)

555 483 i wish y'all could meet my fluffy . . . i fall more in love with her every day . . . oh, i think i will go take her out and fondle her while watching teevee . . . still have not inserted any death modules, not even the snap caps, i'm takin' it slow. pretty sure she appreciates that.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:19 PM (8lmkt)

Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 07:35 PM (T1005)

556 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:30 PM (GEICT)

Embrace the concept of a finely crafted cocktail. It will improve your life.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:35 PM (z4m16)

557 Something about Irish whiskey clashes with my English blood.

One of Morrissey's more intelligent outings here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:35 PM (QTHTd)

558 539 Did anyone confirm that Gomer quoted Ace on the house floor today? Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2013 11:32 PM (gqEUi) I can't find it at Congressional Record's site.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)

559 539 Did anyone confirm that Gomer quoted Ace on the house floor today? Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2013 11:32 PM (gqEUi) I can't find it at Congressional Record's site. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT) Pics or it didn't happen comes full circle.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:36 PM (cQ4xo)

560 528 I wonder if the NSA has an order on Carbonite? Holy shit. Why wouldn't they? Since they don't give a shit about any of the constitution.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:37 PM (XyrkB)

561 So for all the stumbling and bumbling that Microsoft did and the rumor mongering, the game and online aspect of the upcoming Xbox One is a whole lot of nothing. It's Steam with the trade off of a unlimited offline mode to a 24 hour checksum that you can use a mobile authenticator for and you can transfer your game license to someone else. And they took the Sony route on used games, it's up to the publishers to have it or not.

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (vJdyz)

562 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT)

I checked too.

My guess is that it is updated daily. So today's transcript will appear tomorrow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (z4m16)

563

San Antonio beat Miami

Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (nH8jP)

564 540 Betram, haha would not be surprised . Hahaha Miami goes down first game at home. Suck it crybaby labron

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (vgd4f)

565 i'm takin' it slow. pretty sure she appreciates that. Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:19 PM (8lmkt) get a proper holster, even if you never think you will carry it. Riots happen in LA!

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (s/TCI)

566 We need to beat this cocksucker and return to our former glory.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:32 PM (z4m16)

I agree. (and btw, shameless link whorage here, but I think you would like the post that I linked to)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

567 Chicago wins and leads the series 3-1. Peaches is happy. Therefore, everyone in the ONT is permitted to be happy.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (08XhI)

568 HAWKS WIN!

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (iZXxU)

569 The passage of time will change Obama's name to Landru.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (cQ4xo)

570 BCochran is living in fear of frilly drinks later this month.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 07:38 PM (pzswX)

571 San Antonio beat Miami Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (nH8jP) Yay! I have a bet that says the Spurs win it in five.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:39 PM (cQ4xo)

572 BCochran is living in fear of frilly drinks later this month. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (pzswX) Not the pink umbrella!

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:40 PM (cQ4xo)

573 I checked too. My guess is that it is updated daily. So today's transcript will appear tomorrow. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (z4m16) I am a female, therefore I will nag. If you read my post at #99 you can see the video. As CBD says, today's proceedings will be available tomorrow when the Record is updated online.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:40 PM (08XhI)

574

Thanks Vendette! I love Texas.

I love it.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:41 PM (gqEUi)

575 Gohmert did in fact read it. Skip to 3:40 http://youtu.be/Cu8fLo3qDjM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

576 Yesh!!!!! Go, 'hawks!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:41 PM (8lmkt)

577 BCochran is living in fear of frilly drinks later this month. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (pzswX) Not the pink umbrella! Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 11:40 PM (cQ4xo) Cochran's already getting two Cosmos courtesy of me and if he doesn't watch it he's getting three.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:42 PM (08XhI)

578 And YouTube serves up a bit of TV programming I had never heard of. And I think I can cheerfully live the rest of my life without trying to watch any more of it.

http://youtu.be/eqB36FsglEE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 07:43 PM (pzswX)

579 Cochran's already getting two Cosmos courtesy of me and if he doesn't watch it he's getting three.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 11:42 PM (08XhI)

depending on the time of the month, you may wish to include a sample packet of pamprin.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:43 PM (8lmkt)

580 OK, time to break out the beerz. Southern Pale Ale from Natty Greene's Brewing Company.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 07:43 PM (yh0zB)

581 So for all the stumbling and bumbling that Microsoft did and the rumor mongering, the game and online aspect of the upcoming Xbox One is a whole lot of nothing.

Aside from recording your living room activities for the NSA, that is.

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 07:43 PM (hO9ad)

582 Cochran's already getting two Cosmos courtesy of me and if he doesn't watch it he's getting three. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 11:42 PM (08XhI) You say that like I'm not gonna down that shit with my pinky in the air.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)

583 571 San Antonio beat Miami Posted by: thunderb at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (nH8jP) Not a dry eye in the house? http://tinyurl.com/24eyrtr Don't always agree with his song material (and I think at least one of my siblings was conceived to one of his songs), but I love hearing his singing voice.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (JqnAE)

584 Holy shit, 114 tommorow in Vegas. Fuck me running on fire. Sorry, couldn't resist!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (vgd4f)

585 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (yh0zB)

I did indeed.

That's how we learn.

Fuck up. Admit it to yourself. Get better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (z4m16)

586 502 Aren't we all reassured that Susan Rice is now the head of the NSA? Such a strong moral code she has. She would never carry water for the administration. fuck. Posted by: taylork at June 06, 2013 11:23 PM (ppNDn) Yes, I am very reassured, in the same way that I'm reassured that Holder conducts "self-evaluations almost every day". Yes, he actually said that. I am going to give myself an evaluation tomorrow and determine that I need a raise of... Oh, I don't know. 500%? Yeah, that's about right.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (XyrkB)

587 depending on the time of the month, you may wish to include a sample packet of pamprin. Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:43 PM (8lmkt) I prefer Midol.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (08XhI)

588 BCochran is living in fear of frilly drinks later this month. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (pzswX) Moron gathering? Where? When?

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (cQ4xo)

589 depending on the time of the month, you may wish to include a sample packet of pamprin. Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:43 PM (8lmkt) And some pampers for the elderly lady over there....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)

590 Someone with the keys, erg or someone is shitting on the Re-thinking PRISM thread: >>Fk at June 06, 2013 11:32 PM (7LQas)

Posted by: Y-not at June 06, 2013 07:44 PM (5H6zj)

591

http://tinyurl.com/lm5quxo

Here is Vedettes link.

He also quote a great prayer after that.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:45 PM (gqEUi)

592 Leno on Tonight Show "We used to worry about Big Brother watching us. Now...we have a brother watching us!" It got the best sincerest laugh of his monologue.

Posted by: jdw at June 06, 2013 07:45 PM (u0h9x)

593 Moron gathering? Where? When? Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 11:44 PM (cQ4xo) Alexandria, VA June 21

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)

594 Y-not, it smells like raykon to me

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 07:46 PM (QTHTd)

595 You say that like I'm not gonna down that shit with my ~~pinky~~ass in the air.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:46 PM (z4m16)

596 Gohmert did in fact read it.

Skip to 3:40

http://youtu.be/Cu8fLo3qDjM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:41 PM (GEICT)

You have redeemed yourself, girlfriend! Nicely done.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:46 PM (8lmkt)

597 Moron gathering? Where? When? Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 11:44 PM (cQ4xo) The world-famous, yet anyone who isn't in the area is sick of it already Northern Virginia Moron Meetup (NoVaMoMee).

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:46 PM (08XhI)

598 593 We will be on our way to Canada, damn it all.

Posted by: Gingy at June 06, 2013 07:46 PM (aH+zP)

599 what are you making?

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 11:24 PM (s/TCI)

Stamped metal parts using progressive dies, compound dies, and fourslide machines. We can make custom shaped punches with our Wire EDM. We're great if you need 10,000 pcs or more.

Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (4lyMJ)

600 ?

this is not a real world

Posted by: Fk at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (7LQas)

601 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 11:46 PM (QTHTd)

Bullshit.

I checked my shoes. I did not step in dog shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (z4m16)

602 oh crap...forgot the mustang club officers meeting tonight...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (yh0zB)

603
     Good evening, good people.

     At loose ends here, wife has gone downstate to see her brother and some of her ex co-workers, so it's just me and spastic lab for the weekend.

   So naturally its raining.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (SAMxH)

604 The world-famous, yet anyone who isn't in the area is sick of it already Northern Virginia Moron Meetup (NoVaMoMee). Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 11:46 PM (08XhI) Fuck em if they're not cool like us.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (GEICT)

605 Just stopping by to say good-night!

See you all on the morning thread!

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 06, 2013 07:47 PM (GoIUi)

606 Another cosplay photo - http://tinyurl.com/nyyxtuc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:26 PM (pzswX)

Pointy elbows!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2013 07:48 PM (fNpC1)

607 Gawd, my spelling with beer fingers sucks tonight. Sorry.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 07:48 PM (gqEUi)

608 563 San Antonio beat Miami ***** I've got just four words for you. GI-NO-BI-LI !!!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 07:48 PM (52Rhl)

609 At loose ends here, wife has gone downstate to see her brother and some of her ex co-workers, so it's just me and spastic lab for the weekend. So naturally its raining. Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 11:47 PM (SAMxH) How does the spastic lab like the rain?

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 07:48 PM (08XhI)

610 *this is not a real world That's right, we're all just figments of your bong-resin, Ecstasy-damaged, atrophied grey matter.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 07:49 PM (JqnAE)

611 ok

Posted by: Fk at June 06, 2013 07:50 PM (7LQas)

612 And some pampers for the elderly lady over there....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)

*settles in with drink* this oughta be good...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 07:50 PM (yh0zB)

613 And some pampers for the elderly lady over there.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:44 PM You now have fifteen seconds to reach minimum safe distance...

Posted by: computer Voice from Aliens at June 06, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

614 The world-famous, yet anyone who isn't in the area is sick of it already Northern Virginia Moron Meetup (NoVaMoMee).

haha, like I needed another reason to love you.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt)

615 589 BC, oh no, you di'int! Watch out for the blaster!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:51 PM (XyrkB)

616 meh. Not nearly as good as Sierra Nevada, and doesn't begin to approach the ambrosia that is Drifter Pale Ale.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 07:52 PM (yh0zB)

617 Yes, I am very reassured, in the same way that I'm reassured that Holder conducts "self-evaluations almost every day". Yes, he actually said that. I am going to give myself an evaluation tomorrow and determine that I need a raise of... Oh, I don't know. 500%? Yeah, that's about right.

I think self-evaluation is a euphemism.

Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2013 07:52 PM (mjR67)

618 See you all on the morning thread! Posted by: Miss Marple at June 06, 2013 11:47 PM wait, what? There's a morning thread?

Posted by: computer Voice from Aliens at June 06, 2013 07:52 PM (JMmQ9)

619 389 The ONT's self-imposed poet is annoying. That is all. Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 10:54 PM (08XhI) I give him points for trying, but he ain't no Walt, that's for sure.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2013 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

620 Ace has your address. big DATA

Posted by: Fk at June 06, 2013 07:53 PM (7LQas)

621 Drifter Pale Ale.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 11:52 PM (yh0zB)

Details man! Details!

Ever eat at The Tattooed Moose in Charleston?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:53 PM (z4m16)

622 Twitter went down right when word got out that the NSA were monitoring everything - driving up their efforts after Obama won in 09. a cowinkidink, I'm sure. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 11:30 PM (QTHTd) Why did I get the feeling that Blakes 7 was just too prescient: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHaLThqJ9Q

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 07:53 PM (Vk2pI)

623 Ever eat at The Tattooed Moose in Charleston? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:53 PM (z4m16) You went all the way to Charleston for some BigGirl lovin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

624 @ 609

Typical lab, she loves water. I don't really like taking her in the boat, since she has NO concept of boating safety.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 07:54 PM (SAMxH)

625 Aside from recording your living room activities for the NSA, that is.

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 11:43 PM (hO9ad)

heh, still waiting for people to realize that yeah, Sony is having their camera in the box as well

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 07:54 PM (vJdyz)

626 617! Thanks! I was trying to remember what hubby said, when I told him that! hubby's response was, "Yeah, in front of a mirror!"

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:54 PM (XyrkB)

627 Good gravy... sounds like the Morons wrote this..... Electra Woman reboot starring Markie Post as the super hero who has now been reduced to living in a trailer park.

http://youtu.be/sgOitJbSBSg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 07:55 PM (CQnAL)

628 He can write..

Posted by: Fk at June 06, 2013 07:55 PM (7LQas)

629 You went all the way to Charleston for some BigGirl lovin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:54 PM (GEICT)

This isn't a laughing matter.

Best sandwich I have ever eaten. And excellent tap beer to go with it.

If you are ever in Charleston, it's worth a stop. It's on the way into town from the airport.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 07:56 PM (z4m16)

630 You know what I'm waiting for? Wifi capability in cameras. You know, your medium grade, couple hundred dollar camera. That way you can post your pics "straight to social media from your camera". Now add to that the fact that we know google likes to rape your wifi for info. Hey look, we know everything this guy took pics of.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

631 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 11:52 PM (yh0zB) We love Drifter too! But only in the summer. Do they make that every year? Because remember the '07? That was great. I think maybe Drifter is the permanent '07, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 07:57 PM (XyrkB)

632 don't really like taking her in the boat, since she has NO concept of boating safety. Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 11:54 PM (SAMxH) ***** Isn't there a video or something you could have her watch?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 07:57 PM (52Rhl)

633

Markie Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6tPnK39DuU

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 07:58 PM (iZXxU)

634 want to see some actual photos but this Gipsey Danger (Pacific Rim) statue looks cool

http://youtu.be/jhErTxaXm8g

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 07:58 PM (vJdyz)

635 You know what I'm waiting for? Wifi capability in cameras.

You know, your medium grade, couple hundred dollar camera.

You mean an iPhone?

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2013 07:58 PM (WW/UE)

636 The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Just, because.

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 07:59 PM (hO9ad)

637 You know, your medium grade, couple hundred dollar camera. That way you can post your pics "straight to social media from your camera".

Hey, I have one of those. It makes phone calls too.

Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (mjR67)

638 The world-famous, yet anyone who isn't in the area is sick of it already Northern Virginia Moron Meetup (NoVaMoMee). haha, like I needed another reason to love you. Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 11:51 PM (8lmkt) Heck, I'm attending the event. How else will Cochran get the Cosmos?

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (08XhI)

639

Ever eat at The Tattooed Moose in Charleston?

No. I know not my question, CBD,

We did stumble into the Crystal Beer Parlor in Savannah on our trip last year. What a great place off the beaten path. Food was awesome.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (gqEUi)

640 A little boost to get us closer to de ebbil..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNYBh4ryl5k

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (T1005)

641 @ 632

Doesn't like tv, Seamus. Too discerning to watch crap.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (SAMxH)

642 You mean an iPhone?

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2013 11:58 PM (WW/UE)

doesn't even have to be a iPhone, just a modern cellphone will do

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (vJdyz)

643 Typical lab, she loves water. I don't really like taking her in the boat, since she has NO concept of boating safety.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 11:54 PM (SAMxH)

did you see the story about the doctor and the fishing guide who saved the baby moose today? just the best story of the day. here's a link

http://tinyurl.com/kbekfa6

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 08:00 PM (8lmkt)

644

Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2013 11:20 PM (gqEUi)

Casey Jones was a son of a bitch

wrecked his train in a whorehouse ditch,

swung through the window with his dick in his hand

and said excuse me ladies I`m a fucking man,

lined a hundred whores up aginst the wall

swore to God he`d fuck em all,

fucked 98 till his dick turned blue

backed off jacked off fucked the other two,

two little devils runnin down the hall

hollerin KILL HIM DADDY AFOR HE FUCKS US ALL.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 06, 2013 08:01 PM (uOxBm)

645 584 Holy shit, 114 tommorow in Vegas. Fuck me running on fire. Sorry, couldn't resist!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 11:44 PM (vgd4f)

84 to 86 in South Lake Tahoe.... not bad weather for the Valhalla Ren Faire... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2013 08:01 PM (lZBBB)

646 here's hoping none of you remember the NoVA MoMe the next morning

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 06, 2013 08:01 PM (LRFds)

647 Ever eat at The Tattooed Moose in Charleston?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 11:53 PM (z4m16)

Can't say I have.

Details, well the start is sharper and it lacks the citrusy finish that I like. So, while this might be a beer of choice for someone else it just ain't fer me. Shame, cause I'd really like to find a NC brewery that makes a pale ale that I like.

On the other hand, Red Oak Amber Lager is pretty good, too (locally brewed near Burlington).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 08:01 PM (yh0zB)

648 Just, because. Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 11:59 PM Preach it.

Posted by: AltonJackson is in the Choir at June 06, 2013 08:02 PM (JMmQ9)

649 578 And YouTube serves up a bit of TV programming I had never heard of. And I think I can cheerfully live the rest of my life without trying to watch any more of it.
----------------

Anna Puma--- Gaaaaa....,

I'll see that and raise you this, stay at least through 1:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6LahtrxVhg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

650 No, not an iPhone. I have one of those, so does my wife. And the camera kind of blows. At least in comparison to the actual camera we bought. We occasionally will take snapshots with the iPhone, but that's it. Actual family photos or photos at various events, the nice Canon comes out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 08:02 PM (GEICT)

651 "...Savannah..."

Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2013 12:00 AM (gqEUi)

Our next trip to the South will be Charleston and then Savannah.

I cannot wait.

You fucking Southerners have been holding out on us up here.

Good food, good booze, beautiful women and nice people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2013 08:03 PM (z4m16)

652 Alright, gotta hit the sack. Shoulda done it like an hour and a half ago. Good night Rons and Ettes. Oh, and if it hasn't been said..... Burn It Scatter It Salt It

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (GEICT)

653 Ah yes, "The Purge" is coming out tomorrow. From what I can tell, it's about as stupid as you can expect - more half-assed attempts at left-wing social commentary.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (JqnAE)

654 Actual family photos or photos at various events, the nice Canon comes out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 07, 2013 12:02 AM (GEICT)

Either one is fine for the database.

Posted by: NSA at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (z4m16)

655 I miss my old lab! Hershey was her name, and she will live in my heart forever. But, yeah, no boating safety. Reckless should have been her name. But I have a kitty. And she's the best. Except we had company a few weekends ago, and she still holds a grudge. Still.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (XyrkB)

656

OK..... gotta get some smart folks... and some rich libertarians together...

And create a SECURE Email, cloud, and Cell Phone Company.

If its encrypted, and you Advertise it as Secure, with no Government intrusion without a Warrant... it meets the 'reasonable expectation of privacy' standard the courts have been jerking around with the last few years.

Bet it would sell...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (lZBBB)

657 630 You know what I'm waiting for? Wifi capability in cameras.

You know, your medium grade, couple hundred dollar camera. That way you can post your pics "straight to social media from your camera".

Now add to that the fact that we know google likes to rape your wifi for info. Hey look, we know everything this guy took pics of.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:56 PM (GEICT)

You mean like this....

http://tinyurl.com/lp5rbkj

Posted by: sc at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (I3sbu)

658

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2013 12:00 AM (8lmkt)

That's right down the road from me Peaches. The sad truth of it is that cakf will likely be wolf chow by September. But it's a cute little fucker!

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 08:04 PM (iZXxU)

659 m83 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQwRdqzeLf0

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 08:05 PM (QTHTd)

660 Our next trip to the South will be Charleston and then Savannah.
------------------------

Oh noes...! It's a trick. Stay away..., do not go there!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

661

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 07, 2013 12:02 AM (GEICT)

http://tinyurl.com/mmca5yo

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 08:05 PM (vJdyz)

662 Doesn't like tv, Seamus. Too discerning to watch crap. Posted by: irongrampa at June 07, 2013 12:00 AM (SAMxH) **** Yeah, the canines are often smarter than the humans. And my Aussie says it's bedtime. Bye folks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 06, 2013 08:05 PM (52Rhl)

663 Holy pancakes, batman! We're rapidly flattening.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 08:05 PM (T1005)

664

Thanks, Peaches. That IS a definite feelgood.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 08:06 PM (SAMxH)

665 You mean like this....http://tinyurl.com/lp5rbkj Posted by: sc at June 07, 2013 12:04 AM (I3sbu) No shit. Wow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 08:06 PM (GEICT)

666

Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 07, 2013 12:01 AM (uOxBm)

That was a good one. Tryin to remember the other one Dad taught me as a kid. And it's just not coming to me.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 08:06 PM (gqEUi)

667 heh, still waiting for people to realize that yeah, Sony is having their camera in the box as well

I think I'll wait for the 'thin' camera free version. Or what ever the camps provide.

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 08:06 PM (hO9ad)

668 Or maybe that was wishful thinking.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 06, 2013 08:06 PM (T1005)

669 Well, that's two.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 08:07 PM (GEICT)

670 Well Mike Hammer, that video should keep your cat away from the keyboard if you leave it running...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:07 PM (CQnAL)

671 Alright, really out now. Night folks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 08:07 PM (GEICT)

672

Or what ever the camps provide.

Posted by: Methos at June 07, 2013 12:06 AM (hO9ad)

You will not need a Camera in ReEducation Camp.... as you will be monitored 24/7 by Government cameras...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2013 08:08 PM (lZBBB)

673 624: Typical lab, she loves water. I don't really like taking her in the boat, since she has NO concept of boating safety.

I remember one day I took my folks' lab fishing on the Pecos river. That dog could hardly be contained until I stepped in the water with my fishing pole and got swept the hell away. Then she followed me a few hundred feet till I caught a good rock. She doesn't like water that much anymore. =D

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 08:09 PM (UNrZ+)

674 Well Mike Hammer, that video should keep your cat away from the keyboard if you leave it running
-------------------

Yeah..., it has to be something really stinky to repel that cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 06, 2013 08:09 PM (aDwsi)

675 Preach it.

I just sent an email to my friends of that and the full text of the Declaration of Independence, followed by a note that while I'm sure they know it, the guys working PRISM need a reminder.

Also, I note the Declaration doesn't capitalize the U in united States of America. I think we should get back to doing that.

Posted by: Methos at June 06, 2013 08:10 PM (hO9ad)

676 OK, I'm out everyone else checkin' out reminds me that I'm 'sposed to play a "responsible adult" in real life which sucks, but you knew that tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson is in the Choir at June 06, 2013 08:10 PM (JMmQ9)

677 Stamped metal parts using progressive dies, compound dies, and fourslide machines. We can make custom shaped punches with our Wire EDM. We're great if you need 10,000 pcs or more. Posted by: Chris M at June 06, 2013 11:47 PM (4lyMJ) but what parts are you making? Magazines? AK Receivers? ??

Posted by: Jake in ID at June 06, 2013 08:10 PM (s/TCI)

678 My Labs thought that Rivers were the best treamills on earth. They swim out into the center and head upstream...for hours. Just swimming.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 08:10 PM (iZXxU)

679 'night, love monkeys . . . see ya tomorrow. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 08:10 PM (8lmkt)

680 Ok my hubby just posted the weiner yelling at a voter story on FB. Hubby's comment " Weiner explodes on voter." My hubby is funny.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 08:13 PM (vgd4f)

681 The passage of time will change Obama's name to Landru.

Posted by: eman

Heh!! Funny you should mention that. I'm surrounded at work with Obama cultists. I could debate them but that would be fruitless. So I go all McCoy from the Return of the Archons episode. Its amusing. They've stopped trying to engage me on the subject of SCOAMF.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 06, 2013 08:14 PM (ar+4O)

682
Try flyfishing a small brook with 60lbs of dog splashing up the middle, putting everything down. And thinking she's hot shit doing it.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 08:16 PM (SAMxH)

683 The drunk in the side bar has to be a moron.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 08:16 PM (gqEUi)

684 You know what I'm waiting for? Wifi capability in cameras. You know, your medium grade, couple hundred dollar camera. That way you can post your pics "straight to social media from your camera". Now add to that the fact that we know google likes to rape your wifi for info. Hey look, we know everything this guy took pics of. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 06, 2013 11:56 PM (GEICT) Or even access what your camera is seeing when you aren't snapping a pic... or even recording you via webcam right now

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)

685

If i accidentally erase a voicemail. Can I call the NSA to have them play it back for me?

Posted by: The Moobs Have Won at June 06, 2013 08:17 PM (rCS6C)

686
Speaking of which, someone indicates she needs a potty run, so it's time for the old folk.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2013 08:18 PM (SAMxH)

687

Posted by: irongrampa at June 07, 2013 12:16 AM (SAMxH)

Until they learn to point trout, they belong at home or napping under the truck.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 08:18 PM (iZXxU)

688 "Interested in career opportunities at the NSA and want to talk to us? Just pick up the phone!"

Posted by: The Moobs Have Won at June 06, 2013 08:18 PM (rCS6C)

689 Or even access what your camera is seeing when you aren't snapping a pic... or even recording you via webcam right now

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 07, 2013 12:17 AM (Vk2pI)

knew I shouldn't have used my iPad mainly as a portable porn provider

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 08:19 PM (vJdyz)

690 649: Left wing social commentary should always be taken as a threat because it's where everything leads (remember when 'sin taxes' were unconstitutional? Who does?)

Personally, I think The Purge is the best horror movie concept I've ever heard of. I can hardly wait to see it.

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 08:19 PM (UNrZ+)

691

There once was a gaucho named Bruno.

He said shagging is one thing I do know,

women they are fine

sheep they are divine,

But llamas are numero uno

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 08:20 PM (QaiNm)

692 680 The Political Hat. Well didn't FB, google, etc all hang at the o bama wh all the time. Scary

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 08:22 PM (vgd4f)

693 Try flyfishing a small brook with 60lbs of dog splashing up the middle, putting everything down. And thinking she's hot shit doing it.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 07, 2013 12:16 AM (SAMxH)

irongrampa, please google "so God made a dog." i saw it for the first time today and i can pretty much guarantee it will make up for any fish that escaped you. warning: you may find that you have something in your eye.

Posted by: Peaches at June 06, 2013 08:23 PM (8lmkt)

694 "Interested in career opportunities at the NSA and want to talk to us? Just pick up the phone!"

We are everywhere for your convenience.

Posted by: Bester at June 06, 2013 08:25 PM (hO9ad)

695 I cancelled my FB page years ago. And people wonder why I'm a home body working in the yard and garden.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 08:25 PM (gqEUi)

696 warning: you may find that you have something in your eye.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2bd32sL71qcn7d7.jpg

If you saw that episode . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 08:25 PM (QTHTd)

697 The Political Hat. Well didn't FB, google, etc all hang at the o bama wh all the time. Scary

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 12:22 AM (vgd4f)

Not really? Most big companies talk/hang out with a current president

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 08:25 PM (vJdyz)

698 Oh hell yeah, Hannah Minx and her epic boobehs.

Yeah, thats about all I got.

Posted by: Berserker at June 06, 2013 08:25 PM (FMbng)

699

If i accidentally erase a voicemail. Can I call the NSA to have them play it back for me?

Posted by: The Moobs Have Won at June 07, 2013 12:17 AM (rCS6C)

Dam.... and that email from the Hot chick I accidentaly deleted that time??? NSA? Hook me up man!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2013 08:26 PM (lZBBB)

700 So if I want to get back to Sunday's book thread, how would I go about doing that?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 08:26 PM (yh0zB)

701 The ONT once had a poet Many there thought he could stow it

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 08:27 PM (08XhI)

702 Yo Moar-ons. Last shift of my work week starts NOW. How y'all doing tonight?

Posted by: zeera at June 06, 2013 08:27 PM (3dXwx)

703 Posted by: Methos at June 07, 2013 12:10 AM Good point, and good idea. They want to trap all our comms? Let's flood the zone with the right and proper shit that they should be adhering to. Methos is on to something here: flood the zone. Send the full text of The Declaration to ten people (ten seperate e-mails, not one e-mail to ten people). Wait fifteen minutes, then send ten e-mails with the full text of The Constitution to ten people. Repeat as often as you can. Flood the zone. And with that, I'm really out (mostly)

Posted by: AltonJackson is going to weaponize his e-mail at June 06, 2013 08:27 PM (JMmQ9)

704 I'm trying to think how pissed I am.

Pretty pissed, me thinks.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at June 06, 2013 08:27 PM (LsJAk)

705 So if I want to get back to Sunday's book thread, how would I go about doing that?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2013 12:26 AM (yh0zB)

archives on the right bar

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 08:28 PM (vJdyz)

706 China is trying to get Obama to let them invade Japanese territory Warning: Links at site are [[b]NSFW] http://tinyurl.com/kc84dhm

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 08:30 PM (Vk2pI)

707 691 Infidel, smart . I joined about six months ago or so, everyone was giving me shit. Dumb move

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 08:31 PM (vgd4f)

708 Nevermind. Found it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 08:32 PM (yh0zB)

709 Time to call it a night. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 08:33 PM (08XhI)

710

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 07, 2013 12:30 AM (Vk2pI)

no fun to link Sankaku and give a heads up on what you might see

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 08:33 PM (vJdyz)

711 good lord, hat, that site straddles the line between cheesecake and pron. And then wiggles on that line

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 08:33 PM (QTHTd)

712 The world-famous, yet anyone who isn't in the area is sick of it already Northern Virginia Moron Meetup (NoVaMoMee). Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 11:46 PM (08XhI) Okay, kinda too far away. Damn, a Bay Area meeting is sorely needed.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 08:33 PM (cQ4xo)

713 Wow, hi the dude, lovely to talk to you. How are you? How was your day? How's the family?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 08:33 PM (vgd4f)

714

>>> So if I want to get back to Sunday's book thread, how would I go about doing that?

Borrow Ace's Time Machine.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 08:34 PM (iZXxU)

715 To be perfectly honest, irongrampa, The Pecos isn't unlike a brook at all. Tons of brook trout upstream of the monastery. Very lovely rainbows in the lake downstream. Given the recent drought, I can't be sure that hole exists anymore.

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 08:38 PM (UNrZ+)

716 Mighty Ducks of Anaheim. Named after a Disney movie. That's a stupid name.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at June 06, 2013 10:39 PM (08XhI)

They are no longer mighty. Just Ducks. Which sucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2013 08:39 PM (fNpC1)

717 698 Yo Moar-ons. Last shift of my work week starts NOW. How y'all doing tonight?

Posted by: zeera at June 07, 2013 12:27 AM (3dXwx)

Just got off work and have a Newcastle in hand. It is probably going to rain all weekend. Oooh, and just got paid.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 08:41 PM (/SM/e)

718 For AoP, TPH, and others who might still be awake.
http://tinyurl.com/lzoz6gp

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 06, 2013 08:42 PM (CQnAL)

719 Anybody want a peanut?

Posted by: Fezzik at June 06, 2013 08:43 PM (dY+cB)

720 Oh Anna, pictures like that just fill me with regret that I studied Arabic instead of Japanese

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 08:44 PM (QTHTd)

721 For AoP, TPH, and others who might still be awake. http://tinyurl.com/lzoz6gp Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 07, 2013 12:42 AM (CQnAL) Anna, you are too cool.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 08:45 PM (cQ4xo)

722 Not really? Most big companies talk/hang out with a current president Posted by: The Dude at June 07, 2013 12:25 AM (vJdyz) But Google and Facebook are a little too eager to hand over users' info to the Obama admin without a warrant.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 08:46 PM (BXLPR)

723 Here's the sexy I get to look at, from my choice in languages: http://tinyurl.com/bmrpc95

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 06, 2013 08:46 PM (QTHTd)

724 Maybe the NSA has a convenient Moron Meet-up app.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 08:46 PM (cQ4xo)

725 Here's the sexy I get to look at, from my choice in languages: http://tinyurl.com/bmrpc95 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 07, 2013 12:46 AM (QTHTd) Yassar Arafat bathroom mirror pics?

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 08:47 PM (cQ4xo)

726

DEVO

...or how I mis-spent my youth plus other flame-outs with "NO" eject handle ...lest not one I could get a hold of in time.....so the scars n' such

yet I strode onto "Dog Red" at Omaha in 1995 and looked about the German emplacements and remembered all the stuff I had read by Ambrose and watched my son play about in the tide pools.....Damn!

We really DID this? I am looking at the mini-Ziploc of sand from said beach in my hand as I type this......

One of the "Good!" things from my past........

Posted by: richard at June 06, 2013 08:48 PM (gwxUT)

727 It's called free verse.~~~hombre

Posted by: DQUIXOTE at June 06, 2013 11:03 PM (QaiNm)

It had better be free. Nobody's going to pay for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2013 08:48 PM (fNpC1)

728 718 Ashley Judd's puffy scamper. Thank you, would love to see how many times they have been there. And let's not forget GM just hanging with Obama, and all the conservative owners lose their dealerships.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 08:50 PM (vgd4f)

729 Dear NSA, I would love to hear my Father's voice again. Do you have a recording I can purchase. Nothing fancy. Even a recording of him ordering a pizza would be great. Do you take American Express?

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 08:52 PM (cQ4xo)

730 Access Denied

The owner of this website (img2.sankakucomplex.com) does not allow hotlinking to that resource (/wp-content/gallery/safe-misc-xv/c83-cosplay-day-1-045.jpg). (Ref. 1011)

(Anna @714)

Or maybe the NSA doesn't think I can handle that after TPH's link.

Posted by: Bester at June 06, 2013 08:53 PM (hO9ad)

731 people at Daily Kos don't seem very upset by the NSA snooping, considering the sparse comments about it.

Posted by: Baldy at June 06, 2013 08:53 PM (tyDFN)

732 Nevermind, cut and paste worked.

Posted by: Bester at June 06, 2013 08:54 PM (hO9ad)

733 727 Baldy,

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 08:55 PM (vgd4f)

734

@725

I would love to hear my Father's voice again.
---- ----- ----- ----

Me too. Uh-oh, gas attack.

Posted by: Beagle at June 06, 2013 08:57 PM (sOtz/)

735

PH-

*Or even access what your camera is seeing when you aren't snapping a pic... or even recording you via webcam...*

I must be weird because I put a piece of tape over my camera on my laptop. It was just sitting their always looking at me.

and do I have &&&&&

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 08:57 PM (/SM/e)

736 I never worry about the NSA because if they go too far Anderson Cooper will smite them with his patented look of confused concern.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 08:58 PM (cQ4xo)

737

It is now a full throated....

AKTUNG BITCHES!!

ALRIGHT FOR ME.....BUT NOT FOR THEE!!!!

NOW GO TO THE TRUCKS!!!

Posted by: richard at June 06, 2013 08:59 PM (gwxUT)

738 no ampersands and I can't turn off the bold.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 08:59 PM (/SM/e)

739

I got nothin, still hotter than all get out. Wish I didn't have to work tomorrow and volunteer all day Sat. Swamp cooler has to wait till Sunday.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:00 PM (gqEUi)

740 For AoP, TPH, and others who might still be awake. http://tinyurl.com/lzoz6gp Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 07, 2013 12:42 AM (CQnAL) Black Rock Shooter!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at June 06, 2013 09:00 PM (Vk2pI)

741 But Google and Facebook are a little too eager to hand over users' info to the Obama admin without a warrant.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 07, 2013 12:46 AM (BXLPR)

they really don't have to though, with just some simple datamining software you get all that info anyways.

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 09:00 PM (vJdyz)

742 Weird humming sound outside when I smoked a cigarette?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:02 PM (vgd4f)

743 For AoP, TPH, and others who might still be awake.
http://tinyurl.com/lzoz6gp

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 07, 2013 12:42 AM (CQnAL)

I'm sure it was very nice, unfortunately I couldn't see it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 09:02 PM (yh0zB)

744 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: AltonJackson has been asleep for over an hour at June 06, 2013 09:03 PM (JMmQ9)

745 Ever wonder why there haven't been any riots (pretty much) since the Sixties? The answer is the Left took over.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:03 PM (cQ4xo)

746 Weird humming sound outside when I smoked a cigarette?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 01:02 AM (vgd4f)

Whatever you do...don't look up...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 09:03 PM (yh0zB)

747 I'm not concerned at all about the NSA snooping on me. I mean what am I? Al Gore?

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 09:04 PM (UNrZ+)

748 GGE , Thanks.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:04 PM (vgd4f)

749 OK all, I'm done. See you tomorrow night.

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 06, 2013 09:04 PM (yh0zB)

750 738 Weird humming sound outside when I smoked a cigarette?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 01:02 AM (vgd4f)

Black Helicopters.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 09:04 PM (/SM/e)

751 Weird humming sound outside when I smoked a cigarette? Posted by: lou's a girl

Probably pizza delivery:

http://tinyurl.com/kuuqmww

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 09:05 PM (7gwGw)

752 I'm sure it was very nice, unfortunately I couldn't see it. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 07, 2013 01:02 AM (yh0zB) Saw it fine with Safari. It's an Asian gal with very long hair and not a whole lot of clothing covering her real estate.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:05 PM (cQ4xo)

753

@702

Wow. That has a ring of truth, China trying to capitalize on Obama.

Posted by: Beagle at June 06, 2013 09:06 PM (sOtz/)

754 737 The Dude, oh that's good then. Might as well make it easy for them though.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:06 PM (vgd4f)

755 What if Anna is actually a CBD sock? Ew.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:07 PM (cQ4xo)

756 the Platinum AosHQ Membership works even when you're sleepin'

Posted by: AltonJackson has been asleep for over an hour at June 06, 2013 09:08 PM (JMmQ9)

757 724 718 Ashley Judd's puffy scamper. Thank you, would love to see how many times they have been there. And let's not forget GM just hanging with Obama, and all the conservative owners lose their dealerships. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 12:50 AM (vgd4f) Funny that Google fought the Feds request for information up until 2009, then they decided to cooperate very quickly.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 09:09 PM (BXLPR)

758 746 rich@gmu. Yeah, it's the street lamp. Was trying to be snarky, not good at it. Night all, have a great weekend.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:09 PM (vgd4f)

759 no ampersands and I can't turn off the bold. Sorry about that, give us a second... Ok, try it now.

Posted by: The NSA at June 06, 2013 09:09 PM (FcR7P)

760 Four out of five Obama worshipers said Kirok actually is a god.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:10 PM (cQ4xo)

761 What ARE this, y'all? Crazy days! Silly poster, No One Expects the Future, nicked in link. Not pron, not Helen Thomas, not even political. Unlikely to be award-winning or mentioned in Congress.

Posted by: mindful webworker is just askin' at June 06, 2013 09:10 PM (Vs6FA)

762 753 Puffy, yeah, what happened in 2009

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:10 PM (vgd4f)

763 737 The Dude, oh that's good then. Might as well make it easy for them though.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 01:06 AM (vgd4f)

but giving that without a warrant is the harder route. Datamining is easy, discrete and has no fallout.

Posted by: The Dude at June 06, 2013 09:11 PM (vJdyz)

764 Black Helicopters.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 07, 2013 01:04 AM (/SM/e)

Dark green actually, but black at night. Used to look for drugs. The reports followed. Like the triangular UFO sightings out West in the 80s (F-117s).

Posted by: Beagle at June 06, 2013 09:11 PM (sOtz/)

765 so, my story of how my road to hell is paved with good intentions continues to get worse and worse. my fucktard friend has gone online published a new linked in resume, listed employers he never worked for, listed employers for when he was unemployed, and made claims to have been working for us when he was not and doing things and having responsibilities he never had and does note even understand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

766 Night, night, Lou's a girl, and all the horde. Friday! WooHoo!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:12 PM (XyrkB)

767 Weird humming sound outside when I smoked a cigarette?

Must've been C130J's. They're a lot different, You Guys.

Posted by: Ray Sist at June 06, 2013 09:13 PM (UNrZ+)

768 oops, I meant to say "fucktard "friend" "

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

769 Ok , yeah now gonna hang around. Why, because I want too!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:13 PM (vgd4f)

770 Weird humming sound outside when I smoked a cigarette?

Definitely not us.

Posted by: Some grey plotting his next crop circle at June 06, 2013 09:14 PM (hO9ad)

771 Thought of the night re NSA revealed to be logging/mining credit card transaction data: You know all those guns and ammo you've been buying online? Well, Uncle now has a gun and ammo registry sitting right there in NSA storage.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at June 06, 2013 09:14 PM (Pqgwi)

772 Ah, Lou! That always happens. Especially when hubby is snoring, and could give a fuck!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:14 PM (XyrkB)

773 I had to throw a Man Law yellow flag on a buddy last night. He totally cock-blocked me. He's a cool dude, but he is so naive about how things work between men and women he just blunders into a situation and fucks it all up. I really need to get him laid.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:16 PM (cQ4xo)

774 Oh...

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:16 PM (XyrkB)

775 yankeefifth. When a potential employer calls back can't you just say he's not eligible for rehire? I know they have tons of restrictions now.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:16 PM (gqEUi)

776 I had to throw a Man Law yellow flag on a buddy last night. He totally cock-blocked me. He's a cool dude, but he is so naive about how things work between men and women he just blunders into a situation and fucks it all up. I really need to get him laid. Posted by: eman well, in his defense, it was his wife

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

777 Don't leave us hanging, eman.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:17 PM (XyrkB)

778 lou's a girl. You have to smoke outside?

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:17 PM (gqEUi)

779 768 Kalneva, well hubby put on tunes, and I am not tired. fer fuck sakes, its only 10:00 here

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:18 PM (vgd4f)

780 they really don't have to though, with just some simple datamining software you get all that info anyways. Posted by: The Dude at June 07, 2013 01:00 AM (vJdyz) Not really. They need access to much more. http://tinyurl.com/639jmmg

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 09:18 PM (BXLPR)

781 For AoP, TPH, and others who might still be awake.
http://tinyurl.com/lzoz6gp

Heh! I got an "access denied" page, saying that hotlinking was not permitted. But it gave the URL for the pic, so I copied and pasted it, and there it was. Cute outfit; cute girl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2013 09:19 PM (fNpC1)

782 lou. You must be in cali. Whereabouts?

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:19 PM (gqEUi)

783 774 Infidel, oh hell yeah. I don't smoke in my house.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:19 PM (vgd4f)

784 When a potential employer calls back can't you just say he's not eligible for rehire? I know they have tons of restrictions now. Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2013 01:16 AM (gqEUi) well, he overstated everything so much, and he did so in a way to coincide with the other things he faked so as to make it appear he was never unemployed, I could not even say he was involved with us for anything near the time he is claiming. if he someone asks if he was involved with us between the dates listed am only able to say no.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

785

He's a cool dude, but he is so naive about how things work between men and women

---- ----- ---- ---- ---

How does that work anyway?

Posted by: Beagle at June 06, 2013 09:20 PM (sOtz/)

786 my fucktard friend has gone online published a new linked in resume, listed employers he never worked for, listed employers for when he was unemployed, and made claims to have been working for us when he was not and doing things and having responsibilities he never had and does note even understand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2013 01:12 AM (Z9EHQ)

Y5, I have been sort of following your travails with this guy, and it is clear to me that he is mentally ill. He needs help, badly. Like medical help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2013 09:23 PM (fNpC1)

787 Infidel, you'd have to be a masochist to smoke in your house! We haven't done that since the early 80s, I don't even know how we had ashtrays built into lamps and shit. I have the perfect situation. Well, not perfect. I can smoke, or not. I enjoy an evening smoke, but if not, ah well, this is because I gave it up at a pretty early age, due to pregnancy. Although my Lamaze class had smoke breaks, that's how fuckin old I am.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:24 PM (XyrkB)

788 A gal I find most worthy drove me to a night out with a bunch of co-workers. I expected to drive home with her. In front of the whole group he offers me a ride home ( he knew I came there with her). Much awkwardness bloomed. I was trapped and had to let him drag me home. On the way I schooled him on what not to do. "Dude, in that situation, you keep your mouth shut. Your car exploded and there is no way you can drive me home." I had to regroup and ask her out the next day.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:25 PM (cQ4xo)

789

From reading around, the DOJ/NSA monitoring scandals have become so layered that I think they are beginning to blur together.

First, there was the FoxNews/Rosen call logs.
Then, the AP call logs.
Next, the Verizon call logs.
Then, the call logs of virtually everybody.
Then, the tapping into the servers of Apple/Google/AOL/et al

(I might have the first two out of order ?)

Posted by: unknown at June 06, 2013 09:25 PM (e8kgV)

790

yankeefifth. The gov't has fucked us so royally, I'm not sure we will ever recover.

Need to go to sleep, but it's still 82 in the house with the fans going and the windows open. Woe is me.

Need another beer. brb.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:26 PM (gqEUi)

791 Infidel, NV. Not Califucked up yet, but we are heading that direction.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:27 PM (vgd4f)

792 Jeez, eman, what kind of friend is that? Maybe he's teh ghey? I dunno.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:27 PM (XyrkB)

793 LOL at all of the cogntive dissonance the left will now experience ...

On a lighter topic: During the 2nd half of Coast 2 Coast AM tonight (3-5 AM ET), discussion about the man who built the Coral Castle. http://coralcastle.com/

Posted by: Baldy at June 06, 2013 09:29 PM (tyDFN)

794 758 753 Puffy, yeah, what happened in 2009 Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 01:10 AM (vgd4f) The Steelers won the Super Bowl? Of course, Rooney sucked Bammer's dick better than Reggie or Kal.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 09:29 PM (BXLPR)

795 Jeez, eman, what kind of friend is that? Maybe he's teh ghey? I dunno. Posted by: Kalneva at June 07, 2013 01:27 AM (XyrkB) He, as far as we all can tell, has never been on a date. He's pushing 30. He's not an asshole, he just does not know how the game is played.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:30 PM (cQ4xo)

796 lou. I smoke in my house but the windows are open all year long. 5 or 100 outside. It never smells bad and I clean my butt trays every day before work. I have the habit and we had smoke breaks at my Lamaze classes too.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:30 PM (gqEUi)

797

Night All,

The "Night Watch" will be around soon to keep us safe in slumber.

That is the hope....

Posted by: richard at June 06, 2013 09:30 PM (gwxUT)

798
Sorry about that, give us a second... Ok, try it now.

Posted by: The NSA at June 07, 2013 01:09 AM (FcR7P)

&&&&&&& ampersand?

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 09:31 PM (/SM/e)

799 The scandals have to be being rolled out, to cause confusion. And then the tard talking heads say its just a bunch a nothing, squirrel. There ya go. I sure hope it doesn't work, this time,

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:31 PM (XyrkB)

800

fucking billions of dollars NSA and fucking supercomputers and no ampersands!!!

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 09:32 PM (/SM/e)

801 NV. LOL. Little bro lived in "Hendertucky" for years. We grew up in so cali. So glad to not be there now.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:32 PM (gqEUi)

802 He, as far as we all can tell, has never been on a date. He's pushing 30.

I'll take a wild guess, smart but clueless?

May have some odd interests, and very much likes to talk about them. Not creepy, just odd.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2013 09:32 PM (jGsIV)

803 Y5, I have been sort of following your travails with this guy, and it is clear to me that he is mentally ill. He needs help, badly. Like medical help. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon you are the second guy to say that to me today - and it is not making me feel any better. some of our mutual contacts have let me know that he is nearly manic in his activity lately and is engaging in very aggressive behavior with everyone everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

804 I think my NSA action figures are watching me.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:33 PM (cQ4xo)

805 Need another beer. brb. Posted by: Infidel I can never sleep when it is hot inside.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

806 Ok guys/gals drunk so if I answer to the wrong person/comment. Then you must forgive me. But know this, ya'll are badass. I read a ton of blogs daily, and the morons are the best!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:35 PM (vgd4f)

807

I haven't been on a date since before I was 30...so I'd probably make a pretty shitty wingman, too.

Maybe JimmyRay could handle your wing duties for you. Women love a hot guitarist.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2013 09:38 PM (iZXxU)

808

Agreed, the 'rons are the best. Louie Gomert quoting Ace on teh House floor was the bomb.

Fuck you NSA.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:39 PM (gqEUi)

809 think my NSA action figures are watching me: eman tape over their sunglasses words blurring morning coming zzzzzzzz

Posted by: mindful webworker last 1 tonight at June 06, 2013 09:39 PM (VV7s1)

810 thanks lou's a girl. just started on my next beer and listening to the rain.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 06, 2013 09:40 PM (/SM/e)

811 I have wondered for a while if someone is trying to sabotage Obama. It started a while ago, with strange things going on. Can't remember the examples that made me think that, but I am more sure of it now. Only bad thing is, it doesn't matter who is in office - it just keeps getting bigger - the spying, the intrusiveness, it is Chinese Water Torture. Yes, Obama is so much worse than Bush or Romney or McCain, but they wouldn't have reversed any of this madness. heck, Reagan would have done it too. The idiots in DC believe what their experts tell them, or want to harm the loyal opposition - it does not matter. They are all tyrants, with a smiley face figurehead at 1600 Pennsylvania. Also doesn't help I have a headache & upset stomach.

Posted by: Baldy at June 06, 2013 09:40 PM (tyDFN)

812 'Balls are nothing more than dick-tits.'

Posted by: Louis Gohmert at June 06, 2013 09:40 PM (iZXxU)

813 797 I lived in hooterville nv for a bit. Yeah, NV has jumped the shark, I hate to say it, but its true. For fuck sake, these losers voted for Reid & Obama? Wtf must have an Obama phone, capitalized those boneheads names

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:41 PM (vgd4f)

814 780 When a potential employer calls back can't you just say he's not eligible for rehire? I know they have tons of restrictions now. Posted by: Infidel at June 07, 2013 01:16 AM (gqEUi) well, he overstated everything so much, and he did so in a way to coincide with the other things he faked so as to make it appear he was never unemployed, I could not even say he was involved with us for anything near the time he is claiming. if he someone asks if he was involved with us between the dates listed am only able to say no. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2013 01:20 AM (Z9EHQ) Many years ago, a very wise man I worked with came up with the best response to any potential employer calling for a reference. He always said what a nice person they were and that he would/would not hire them again. Pretty much made it cut and dried their tenure, and took out any comeback of a negative review.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 09:41 PM (BXLPR)

815 so, my story of how my road to hell is paved with good intentions continues to get worse and worse. You are not responsible for other people's lies. He might be mentally ill or he might simply be depressed and getting more desperate.

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 09:41 PM (Jv4FA)

816 Just glad to have you back, Lou's a girl! After your five minute absence. Ugh. I fear I must go beddie-bye! Night, all. Loves. And prayers.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:42 PM (XyrkB)

817 you are the second guy to say that to me today - and it is not making me feel any better. some of our mutual contacts have let me know that he is nearly manic in his activity lately and is engaging in very aggressive behavior with everyone everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2013 01:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

My intent was not to "make you feel better", nor was it to cause you discomfort. It was to give you a heads-up that this guy is traveling a familiar path in the onset of mental illness.

I'm no shrink, and I don't know if this guy will become dangerous. But he is going to become increasingly annoying.

Any chance you could contact his wife, and urge her to try and get him some help, before he wrecks his own life, and hers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2013 09:44 PM (fNpC1)

818

802

Then here's a ton plus1...

Night lou

Posted by: richard at June 06, 2013 09:44 PM (gwxUT)

819 I'll take a wild guess, smart but clueless? May have some odd interests, and very much likes to talk about them. Not creepy, just odd. Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 07, 2013 01:32 AM (jGsIV) He's just an ultra-late starter. He'll be fine once he gets some. He has no clue what to do. Never asks anyone out, is Asian, but has no interest in Asian gals, and pines over women who barely acknowledge he exists. He is the kind of guy arranged marriages were made for. He just has zero social skills with women, but I have faith he will be okay once he gets his nut popped. I've been coaching him best I can for a while, but he, like the horse led to water, I can't make him drink.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:44 PM (cQ4xo)

820 Ok, in a pickles beer gone, but, I have vodka, hmmmmmm what to do, what to do...well, vodka grapefruit it is!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:45 PM (vgd4f)

821 Reid support from the NRA is why I didn't renew my subscription. Dayum. I don't get. I lived in cali when Reagan was the Gov.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:45 PM (gqEUi)

822 He's just an ultra-late starter. He'll be fine once he gets some.

Ahh, for a moment there he was starting to sound like some Aspies I know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2013 09:47 PM (jGsIV)

823 816 Lou's a girl, that is how Adam Carolla started his Mangria!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:49 PM (XyrkB)

824

hehe. lou's a girl. I ran outta beer the other night and finished the wine.

Course I have a bar stash if it really gets bad.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:50 PM (gqEUi)

825 It's okay to be a late starter. I was one. You just have to jump into the pool. Dating, chasing women, whatever you want to call it, isn't hard, you just have to try. You try, you learn. The best thing to happen to a dude is to get shot down in flames and then jump right back in.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:51 PM (cQ4xo)

826 Ok, night for reals, now, JFC!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 09:51 PM (XyrkB)

827 Sorry Kalneva, I try not to comment to much, but I tend to comment way too much.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 09:52 PM (vgd4f)

828 795 The scandals have to be being rolled out, to cause confusion. And then the tard talking heads say its just a bunch a nothing, squirrel. There ya go. I sure hope it doesn't work, this time, Posted by: Kalneva at June 07, 2013 01:31 AM (XyrkB) Funny that it comes out 6 months after the election and 18 months before the mid terms. By the time the mid terms come around, this will all be "old news" according to the MSM, bank on it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 09:52 PM (BXLPR)

829 Kalneva, what's a Mangria? Sounds interesting.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 09:52 PM (gqEUi)

830 Many years ago, a very wise man I worked with came up with the best response to any potential employer calling for a reference. He always said what a nice person they were and that he would/would not hire them again. Pretty much made it cut and dried their tenure, and took out any comeback of a negative review. Posted by: Ashley Judd's I may borrow his line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

831 I was a late-starter, (sorta), as well. I was "cute" enough to attract women, smart enough to keep them stopping by, but I didn't want to get "involved" because I was working two or three jobs, putting money together, and then...

...I opened a tanning salon at age 24.

...My cup runneth over.

-King me.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 09:56 PM (7gwGw)

832 Ok, in a pickles beer gone, but, I have vodka, hmmmmmm what to do, what to do...well, vodka grapefruit it is! Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 01:45 AM (vgd4f) Moronettes adapt and survive. Well done!

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:56 PM (cQ4xo)

833 He might be mentally ill or he might simply be depressed and getting more desperate. Posted by: Adriane ... at June yay desperate!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 09:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

834 ...My cup runneth over. -King me. Posted by: Slapweasel at June 07, 2013 01:56 AM (7gwGw) *bows*

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2013 09:59 PM (cQ4xo)

835 My intent was not to "make you feel better", nor was it to cause you discomfort. It was to give you a heads-up that this guy is traveling a familiar path in the onset of mental illness. I'm no shrink, and I don't know if this guy will become dangerous. But he is going to become increasingly annoying. Any chance you could contact his wife, and urge her to try and get him some help, before he wrecks his own life, and hers? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Oh I was not looking for comforting words and appreciate your honesty. Between him and his wife, he is the reasonable one. I have a feeling she has been riding him to improve their circumstances for a while. I am certain if I went to her she would blow and he would go nuclear. he is getting into it with his neighbors, everyone. my plan of action is to keep my head on a swivel and avoid being around when he blows.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 10:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

836 Mangria = Red wine, vodka an orange juice. Well, may be worth a try.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 10:01 PM (gqEUi)

837 825 Just when I thought I was out... You don't listen to Adam Carolla. It's Ace-approved, and in fact, they both have the same nic. He ran out of wine, almost, one night, and improvised a fruit juice, vodka (Valu Rite, hopefully) and wine concoction that he now markets as Mangria.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 10:02 PM (XyrkB)

838 821 It's okay to be a late starter. I was one. You just have to jump into the pool. Dating, chasing women, whatever you want to call it, isn't hard, you just have to try. You try, you learn. The best thing to happen to a dude is to get shot down in flames and then jump right back in. Posted by: eman at June 07, 2013 01:51 AM (cQ4xo) Freshman year of college, no game whatsoever. I could not even get a date, and I was blue collar working on getting laid. Move to sophomore year when I decided, "fuck it, I'm gonna drink beer". At that point, never had to worry about a date because I could get them after that point. And by "dates", I mean getting some.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 10:02 PM (BXLPR)

839 ...I opened a tanning salon at age 24.

...My cup runneth over.

-King me.

< Wayne's World > We're not worthy! We're not worthy!< /Wayne's World >

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2013 10:03 PM (jGsIV)

840 Ok, in a pickles beer gone, but, I have vodka, hmmmmmm what to do, what to do...well, vodka grapefruit it is! Posted by: lou's a girl at June 07, 2013 01:45 AM (vgd4f) Best to find yourself in a pickle than find a pickle in yourself.

Posted by: Confucious says Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 06, 2013 10:04 PM (BXLPR)

841 Night for real real. Mwah!

Posted by: Kalneva at June 06, 2013 10:05 PM (XyrkB)

842 *bows* Posted by: eman
******

LOL... as they say: Nothing is ever what it's "cracked up" to be. Women think you've got all sorts of cash when you own the business. Good "bait", bad women.

It was fun when I was still in my mid-thirties, but not ONE "wife-contender" in the bunch. With a little silver on my head, I'm getting nicer smiles, but the clock ticks...

With a little belly on my belly, I'm going back to head-down, run-out-the-clock until this thing closes in July. It is like I'm back to "late-starter mode".

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 10:05 PM (7gwGw)

843

Kalveva, sorry. I looked it up. Can't listen at work. I'm our too.

G'nite 'rons and 'etts. Be good to each other.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at June 06, 2013 10:05 PM (gqEUi)

844 Looks like as good a time to bail out as any.

'Night all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2013 10:10 PM (jGsIV)

845 Well fappers, been real, and I have downed a sixer, so good night. And good night NSA, you really should be pointing your antenna towards the ME.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac saying night night at June 06, 2013 10:13 PM (BXLPR)

846 The sad thing is ... the longer you are out of the job market ... the harder it is to get back in cause if you were worth something, someone would have hired you by now. I was happy to get laid off when I did, cause my husband was undergoing back surgery and the recovery was long. But, then "it" really hit and nobody was hiring, so I have been out longer than Henry Wadsworth.

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 10:14 PM (Jv4FA)

847 Listening to Fleetwood Mack, normally don't like them, but this song is good. Songbird

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 10:19 PM (vgd4f)

848 Ruh roh

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 06, 2013 10:21 PM (vgd4f)

849 Well, I guess we know what the name of the pr@n parody will be... rhymes with PRISM.

Posted by: Baldy at June 06, 2013 10:22 PM (tyDFN)

850 Hey y5 based on his behavior now and how poor of a worker he is do you still believe he was a good worker at his previous job and only lost it due to the circumstances of the economy or that perhaps he conned you like he's trying to do on others now?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 10:24 PM (1Ls2f)

851 Hey y5 based on his behavior now and how poor of a worker he is do you still believe he was a good worker at his previous job and only lost it due to the circumstances of the economy or that perhaps he conned you like he's trying to do on others now? Posted by: Buzzion at June well, I am not going to apologize for my analysis but I am willing to adjust my opinion. He is much more of a loose cannon, speaking charitably, and he is running an online resume in which he is at least grossly misstating his work roles since 2010. anyway, my initial analysis was not unreasonable but ultimately wrong. I am very willing to modify my analysis base on the new information. he is effed up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 10:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

852 Posted by: eman at June 07, 2013 01:44 AM (cQ4xo) ------- Then he needs MONEY or POWER (to get women who aren't interested in him). The only thing women who marry into my family seem to care about.

Posted by: Baldy at June 06, 2013 10:35 PM (tyDFN)

853 24 I hate the postal service. Useless. Lazy. Stupid. ---------------------------- This.

Posted by: sinalco at June 06, 2013 10:35 PM (zDJDu)

854 "Many years ago, a very wise man I worked with came up with the best response to any potential employer calling for a reference. He always said what a nice person they were and that he would/would not hire them again. Pretty much made it cut and dried their tenure, and took out any comeback of a negative review."
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
*****

That's solid advice. After going through about forty employees, though, I've received four phone-calls from employers seeking my opinion. I've given three of them the "I'd hire her again, and she's polite, on-time and diligent."

The last one was late three times in one year, but "over-did" her job to make up for it. I gave her the only "qualified" review of the four. I gave her a '7-of-10', sort-of review because she told me about it EVERY TIME before I heard it from customers.

When I heard about it from the customers, they all said, "she was such a sweetheart", ...no shit. Almost all of them used those exact words.

I can't remember giving any of the idiots bad reviews, because this job is one of those minimum-wage "stepping stones", and the idiots don't list me because it is not in their best interest.

Like Puffy mentioned, "short-and-sweet, to-the-point" -is the best way to go.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 10:42 PM (7gwGw)

855 oh yeah, my analysis was wrong and he is effed up but I do feel badly for him. he is on a serious downward spiral and his behavior is only going to exacerbate things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 10:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

856 Yeah your analysis originally was certainly reasonable. Especially since you were coming at it from the perspective of friend. And it's not like you were going "fuck you buzz he's totally a good worker and just struggling with a new field so stop disparaging him" so no apology necessary. Praise for my astute analysis of people's behavior will be more than sufficient

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 10:49 PM (VsGAZ)

857 And it's not like you were going "fuck you buzz he's totally a good worker and just struggling with a new field so stop disparaging him" so no apology necessary. Praise for my astute analysis of people's behavior will be more than sufficient Posted by: Buzzion at June oh now, I am certain I never said "fuck you buzz". I probably disagreed and if I did it is because I was hoping for the best for everyone. I only made any mention of his behavior because it was distressing and a source of worry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 10:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

858 he is effed up. Posted by: yankeefifth
******

LMAO... I've hired two of those, in the female form. Never had to deal with anything like you've gone through, but they were eighteen-year-old kids. I NEVER put them in charge of opening the store, and I scheduled them right after MY shift... lol.

*poof*

...and I'll NEVER hire a stripper again. I don't give a shit HOW tanned they are, how much they LOVE the products --whatever. They LOVE to talk. They make money through "sales", but guess what? ...they won't sell YOUR product.

I've never fully trusted them, and I never will again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 10:53 PM (7gwGw)

859 Sorry, Y5... I know your buddy isn't a stripper, but he's acting just like it!

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 10:56 PM (7gwGw)

860 Well duh, you never hire a stripper unless you get to sleep with her. But wear a condom. Or two.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 10:56 PM (VsGAZ)

861 Best employee reference I ever saw: " For the past X years, employee has worked for me to his complete satisfaction. If you're considering giving him a bearth, I suggest it be a wide one."

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2013 11:02 PM (aH+zP)

862 "Well duh, you never hire a stripper unless you get to sleep with her. But wear a condom. Or two."
Posted by: Buzzion

What do you do if you own a strip-club?

P.S.: ...lest you think of me as a doormat, I suggest you do some "double-rubber" hiring-and-firing.

"Do what you love" takes on a whole new meaning. For those who are confused, I love my penis a lot. It deserved better, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 11:02 PM (7gwGw)

863 Sorry, Y5... I know your buddy isn't a stripper, but he's acting just like it! Posted by: Slapweasel fine by me, apparently we never were really buddies and I am sure we are not anymore. so call him a stripper or whatever you wish?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

864 What do you do if you own a strip-club? Bump it with a Trumpet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQ1AUMw8KQ

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 11:08 PM (Jv4FA)

865 Night all. Here is "Stalker Goes To Babylon" by The Pillows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-9rZslUVJw

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2013 11:11 PM (Vk2pI)

866 Night, Political Chapeau ... Better tomorrows.

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 11:12 PM (Jv4FA)

867 Work sucks. How is it in ONT land?

Posted by: Zakn at June 06, 2013 11:34 PM (Bvf82)

868 hey guys. anyone here?

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 11:35 PM (qPCAa)

869 Hi Zakn. what is your work? Does it just suck today or does it always suck? I just plain old can't sleep.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 11:36 PM (qPCAa)

870 Red Eye is on.

I'm going to fall asleep to Andy Levy's mellifluous tones.

P.S.: If anyone knows of "voice-over" work, I'll try out for it. After years of "phone-work", as well as my idiot buddies' critical opinions, I've fallen upon this after the tanning salon closes.

Thanks to weft cut-loop last night for sending some GREAT leads! I'm currently 'in talks' with two people who have written books.

Should your minor-league baseball team need someone, I'm available IMMEDIATELY!

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 11:37 PM (7gwGw)

871 I'm here but I'm supposed to be updating ... stuff. I'm actually looking forward to Superman, new trailer with great sound track ... but it's been a bit freaky with the mega meta news dump ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 11:38 PM (Jv4FA)

872 Slapweasel best of luck. I did some readings for Reading for the Blind, back in the day. But my voice is shot to hell.

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 11:41 PM (Jv4FA)

873 Work doesn't always suck, just busy tonight. Thanks for askin.

Posted by: Zakn at June 06, 2013 11:42 PM (Bvf82)

874 What do you do if you own a strip-club? You sleep with them. Duh. :p

Posted by: Buzzion at June 06, 2013 11:42 PM (GxueL)

875 wait, who owns a strip club?

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 11:45 PM (qPCAa)

876 Wow Microsoft. That DRM stuff is hardcore. Think it might lose you the generation. Can't take your Xbox one with you on a cruise or when you travel now. Stunning.

Posted by: Zakn at June 06, 2013 11:48 PM (Bvf82)

877 Allright lunch time. Gotta get my graze on.

Posted by: Zakn at June 06, 2013 11:50 PM (Bvf82)

878 elizabethe!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 06, 2013 11:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

879 I've always wanted to type:

"Hi Elizabethe", but I've been ignored enough to understand The Horde. If you "feel ignored", you'd best buy a Goddamn dog, folks. This ain't the place to "feel ignored".

...get on with your life, "poster". Only "Fredo" gives a shit before he's subsequently "made an example of."

I'm here, but I'll be fading away. I'm on the East Coast, sleepless currently, but of no use to you.

I'm down to my seventh, (last), beer --praying that I can "hit-the-hay" after it is consumed.

...insomnia is a helluva thing.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 11:51 PM (7gwGw)

880 Posted by: Adriane

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 06, 2013 11:53 PM (7gwGw)

881 Gotta get my graze on. So I said to the Lady, 'Lady, I'm so hungry I could eat grass!' And She said, 'Well go 'round back. Its higher out there...' taboomtish

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 06, 2013 11:54 PM (Jv4FA)

882 Hi slapweasal! I learned the hard way that not ignoring some people some times leads to being NUMBER ONE COMMENTER. A shame I don't care to repeat anytime soon.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 11:57 PM (qPCAa)

883 Hi yankeefifth! why are you up?

Posted by: elizabethe at June 06, 2013 11:58 PM (qPCAa)

884 Your humor is respected and appreciated, via a guy who cannot express italics, boldness, nor ampersands.

I've done 'minor-league' stand-up and that's restaurant-quality comedy, ma'am!

...once you spell my pseudonym correctly, I'll probably take it too far, so I'll just appreciate the moment and guzzle myself to sleep.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 07, 2013 12:05 AM (7gwGw)

885 Hi yankeefifth! why are you up? Posted by: elizabethe at June 07, 2013 03:58 working late why are you awake

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2013 12:07 AM (Z9EHQ)

886 I think I've only made the top ten list twice. Never number one and that was during the height of my funemployment.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 07, 2013 12:08 AM (GxueL)

887 #872

Not true. Most cruise ships have satellite internet and short term accounts on cellular wireless devices are readily available. They aren't well suited to online multiplayer but are fine for account verification.

There is much about it I like quite a lot. Complete account portability is a big win for me. I recently spent 9 days working in Las Vegas, a city whose primary attractions hold very little interest to me or are too costly. If my room in the Luxor included an Xbox One, all of my games and their saves would be just a login away. Likewise, because everything is account linked rather than specific machine linked, if I have the bulk of my stuff on a 2.5" USB 3.0 drive, I can plug it into any Xbox One, log in, and have even the largest games immediately ready to play, even if the only online link is very slow with high latency.

There are trade-offs for everything. But I feel this is generally an improvement. Nor would I hand the generation to Sony yet. They've yet to announce details on how they handle this stuff. If they displease publishers too much those companies may choose to support Microsoft and not Sony, making the choice for consumers a bit lopsided.

The vast majority of consumers being targeted by this product will simply attach it to their network and never give it another thought.

Posted by: epobirs at June 07, 2013 12:12 AM (kcfmt)

888 and another thing, if our fucktard sends out resumes with fake employers he is forever at the mercy of anyone who wants to drop a dime on him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 07, 2013 12:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

889 Yeah, Hannah was kind of cute when it was all just about learning Japanese and big tits, but this? No! Bye, Hannah, seez ya later.

Posted by: and irresolute at June 07, 2013 12:16 AM (DBH1h)

890 What the hell about shit like Evo? Take your xbox and fucking hope it can connect to shitty hotel internet? I get where you are going with the link it to your hotspot stuff, but that....grrr I'm betting you listened to the Nerdist podcast when Gaben was on. Thats what I was thinking about. Taking my xbox on a cruise. Also when I was a kid, taking my Nintendo trips was awesome. Completely eliminated boredom. You bet your ass If I had a kid i'd drag around his xbox so I didn't have to keep him entertained.

Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 12:31 AM (Bvf82)

891 You bet your ass If I had a kid i'd drag around his xbox so I didn't have to keep him entertained. I sympathize with this statement and flee in terror, simultaneously...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 07, 2013 12:33 AM (Jv4FA)

892 Also why the fuck are you acting like an apologist? This is bad shit all around for the consumer. What about military bases? I made it through Power school because I had a 64. We held ranked MarioKart tournaments on weekends. You know there isn't gonna be an xbox at the luxor, you gotta bring yours with you. Hence shitty hotel internet.

Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 12:34 AM (Bvf82)

893 What are you still up at this hour. This has gone down on your permanent NSA record.

Posted by: James Magoo Clapper at June 07, 2013 12:34 AM (SzAZ7)

894 I know nothing of parenting, and care to know less. This probably means my gf will tell me she's pregnant next week. I just hear stories of people using ipads to mollify children all the time.

Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 12:35 AM (Bvf82)

895 I refuse to allow Xbox/Playstation to connect to anything, lest I ask it to.

They've lost me.

...*poof*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 07, 2013 12:48 AM (7gwGw)

896 This probably means my gf will tell me she's pregnant next week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVi5ZkwxRXM

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 07, 2013 12:50 AM (Jv4FA)

897 stupid work blocks youtube. and mobile is disabled...

Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 12:57 AM (Bvf82)

898 That you actually have to put this in your release is one of the most remarkable things. "Share access to your games with everyone inside your home: Your friends and family, your guests and acquaintances get unlimited access to all of your games. Anyone can play your games on your console--regardless of whether you are logged in or their relationship to you."

Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 12:59 AM (Bvf82)

899 Zakn at June 07, 2013 04:57 AM (Bvf82) Sorry. Jackson's Browne's Ready or Not ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 07, 2013 01:02 AM (Jv4FA)

900 894 That you actually have to put this in your release is one of the most remarkable things. "Share access to your games with everyone inside your home: Your friends and family, your guests and acquaintances get unlimited access to all of your games. Anyone can play your games on your console--regardless of whether you are logged in or their relationship to you." Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 04:59 AM (Bvf82) Atari Nintendo and sega just called and asked what the fuck are you doing that means you have to advertise that idea from the beginning of video games

Posted by: Buzzion at June 07, 2013 01:03 AM (vYWar)

901 I know right? It's like lets forget the last 25 years of consoles.

Posted by: Zakn at June 07, 2013 01:25 AM (Bvf82)

902 Obama is a lying, racist, elitest, corrupt, freedom hating, dictator wannabe. Have fun NSA.

Posted by: teej at June 07, 2013 01:30 AM (SFZtG)

903 And you gotta know that someone stupid enough to post that forgot to plug his phone in last night so...

Posted by: teej at June 07, 2013 01:35 AM (tWrwm)

904 I foresee a comeback of tin cans and string ... or tying notes to pigeons' legs ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 07, 2013 01:40 AM (Jv4FA)

905 The optimum number of successful terrorist attacks is nonzero. They can win by tearing us down physically, littering the landscape with our torn bodies and infrastructure. They can win by tearing us down morally, turning us into a compliant obedient society, ready for the realization that submission is the highest good. Minimizing the total damage should be our strategic goal. At the same time we should be modifying their behavior with respect to us, vigorously and by all means necessary.

Posted by: phunctor at June 07, 2013 02:33 AM (swRon)

906 At the same time we should be modifying their behavior with respect to us, vigorously and by all means necessary. Posted by: phunctor at June 07, 2013 06:33 AM (swRon) Build more mosques? Extra legal protections?

Posted by: .Gov at June 07, 2013 02:40 AM (Wl/Ht)

907 Does Hannah Minx ever do any videos where we see her entire figure? She seems to exist only from the boobs on up.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2013 07:42 AM (BDU/a)

908 Oh, and it looks to me like the arrangement of work week in 1965 was infinitely superior to the current one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 07, 2013 07:43 AM (BDU/a)

909 Analysis of the situation: Providence has apparently handed us a reset, because Lord knows the GOP wasn't going to. If the GOP now proceeds to fuck up things by passing immigration amesty, giving new breaths of life to those on the ropes, then abandon them. Period. A redefinition of the fight is needed, but not in the way idiots in the Senate propose. Have a little faith that things will turn out okay if we stick to principle.

Posted by: Fear God and Dreadnaughts at June 07, 2013 09:57 AM (s6XYG)

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