September 06, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (6 Aug 2013)
— CDR M

Hey there's some rocket action going on tonight on the East Coast. NASA's Lunar Atmosphere Dust Environment Explorer (LADEE) will blast off from Wallops Island, VA tonight around 11:27pm.

The speeding rocket – barring any clouds – should be visible from eastern North Carolina, Richmond, Va., Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York, Hartford, Conn., and Boston. It will be harder to see from eastern West Virginia, Pittsburgh, Binghamton, N.Y., Syracuse, N.Y., Montpelier, Vt., Bangor, Maine and Presque Isle, Maine.

Morons not in viewing areas will find links to watch it online in the above link.

The Walking Dead College Course

University of California, Irvine is sponsoring a free, online college course called Society, Science, and Survival: Lessons From AMC's The Walking Dead. I may sign up to check it out. I know I could spend an entire year talking about the mistakes our intrepid cast have made on the show.

Conducted by four Irvine professors, with the help of key clips from the show itself, the new Walking Dead online course will cover such topics as the spread of infectious diseases and interventions, social orders, structures, and roles (i.e., locations such as the farm, Woodbury, the prison, and leaders like Rick and the Governor), managing stress in disaster situations, and — of course — nutrition in a post-apocalyptic world.

The Walking Dead returns October 13th. Season 4 trailer below.

Mad Max

So here's the look for the new Mad Max movie.


h/t

Nicotine Ban

Pure genius. Not. Flagler County, FL bans nicotine. Note they don't have the stones to outright ban cigarettes, just nicotine. Never mind that you just denied smokers access to devices that actually help them to quit smoking.

The justification for these policies is tied to the increased health-risk associated with tobacco use, especially with regards to employment and health insurance. A provision in the Affordable Care Act, or ACA, allows smokes to be charged 50 percent more than non-smokers by insurance companies. Thus, when employers exclude smokers, they can save money on employee health insurance.

Do these numbnuts realize that there is a big difference between tobacco use and those that are getting doses of nicotine via gum, patch or electronic cigarettes???
And of course here's a typical politician caveat. You can't have it but we will exempt ourselves.
In Flagler County the 635 current employees are exempt from the ban. The County Commission is also exempt including “those individuals who may run for office in the future.”

In other banning news, San Antonio passes ordnance banning anyone who opposes homosexuality from running for office, receiving city contract. The assimilation continues.

Twerking Is Dangerous

Pro-tip. Lock your doors.

TSA Tomfoolery

I'm pretty sure a terrorist can afford $85 to skip the screening process, at least as it pertains to having to take off your shoes and remove your electronics. I'm sure within a year one can pay the TSA $50 to not have their tatas touched or their junk adjusted.

Literary Cocktails

Great cocktail moments in famous literature.

Trampoline Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by humorous dating tips for single ladies during the 1930's:

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Posted by: CDR M at 05:50 PM | Comments (854)
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1 #!?

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 05:50 PM (rr0cL)

2 First

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 06, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

3 Nice ONT CDR M,

Pity I can't pick a passenger for that Missile Launch....

"errrrr uhhhh where?"


To the moon alice...

to the moon

Posted by: Jamie LicksGore at September 06, 2013 05:50 PM (9jfyN)

4 Why am I at the top of this list?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)

5 crud again #1?

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 05:50 PM (rr0cL)

6 Uh the New Mad Max movie does not look like an atrophying dystopia...

it looks like a badly shot GAP commercial

That is all

Posted by: Jamie LicksGore at September 06, 2013 05:51 PM (9jfyN)

7 Clearly I'm not. Clearly. SWIDT?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

8 8th

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 05:52 PM (8lmkt)

9 Can we have a test on the Constitution, thermodynamics, and Austrian School economics before anyone can run for local or federal offices?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 06, 2013 05:52 PM (u82oZ)

10 There's an EAST coast???

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:53 PM (OksBo)

11 CDR M,

I wish more politicians ran FROM office...

there's a Constitutional challenge in there and a good one actually....

we'll know if we are a nation of rights in about 18 months

Posted by: sven10077 at September 06, 2013 05:53 PM (9jfyN)

12 this is a bitchin ONT Thank you!

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 05:53 PM (rr0cL)

13 That's near me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 05:54 PM (0axsw)

14

Evening morons.

 

Last time posting this bleg: Flying into Denver tomorrow for a wedding in Estes Park on Sunday.  If there are any morons in the area who want to meet for lunch Saturday in Denver, or dinner Saturday in Estes Park, or have recommendations for where to eat, let me know here or hit me up at conservativecrank at gmail dot com.  So far, the Buckhorn has been suggested, but having just got off a plane I don't know that a high-end steakhouse will be where I'm headed.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 06, 2013 05:55 PM (UR1wn)

15 12  Def the best one we've had all day

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 05:55 PM (OksBo)

16 Thanks Sven for catching my typo.

Posted by: CDR M at September 06, 2013 05:55 PM (OJvfL)

17 Greetings, horde. Fan on DVR is loud, does that mean the hard drive is about to crash?

Posted by: joncelli at September 06, 2013 05:56 PM (H6iDZ)

18 Yo.

I wasn't supposed to be working all last weekend.. but I did (albeit from home) and my bosses didn't even notice.

I'm just glad I still got a job.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 06, 2013 05:56 PM (AYOav)

19 My son, reading this weeks news, asked me "This guy went to Harvard and was editor of the Law Review?"

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 05:56 PM (MhA4j)

20 I laughed out loud at the tweaking girl. She is hot!

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 05:57 PM (TR3DI)

21 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at September 06, 2013 05:57 PM (JMmQ9)

22 Try cleaning the intakes of dust.

Posted by: CDR M at September 06, 2013 05:57 PM (OJvfL)

23 The Broncos just scored again.

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 05:57 PM (bufJH)

24 A provision in the Affordable Care Act, or ACA, allows smokes to be charged 50 percent more than non-smokers by insurance companies. Thus, when employers exclude smokers, they can save money on employee health insurance. Yep. On the other hand, HIPPA requires that they give you a way to avoid the surcharge that doesn't require quitting.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 05:57 PM (QupBk)

25 The Broncos just scored again. Posted by: logprof I said "The line's seven? I'll take that action."

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 05:59 PM (MhA4j)

26 ok so need a good IWB holster for a 1911/ .45ACP pistol any suggestions?

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 05:59 PM (rr0cL)

27 So I'm sure it's already been discussed, but if we're gonna bomb some fuckers, shouldn't it be Iran? "a former Iranian official has warned of mass abductions and brutal killings of American citizens around the world and the rape and killing of one of ObamaÂ’s daughters should the United States attack Syria."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 06, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

28 You know those serial rapists and/or killers whose victims all kinda look alike, and the profiler says that the criminal is striking out against his mother or someone else important in his life who traumatized him? Maybe McCain's so hawkish because in his mind, he's perpetually Getting Back at Charlie.

Posted by: Mac Flecknoe at September 06, 2013 05:59 PM (1wI7y)

29 A provision in the Affordable Care Act, or ACA, allows smokes to be charged 50 percent more than non-smokers by insurance companies.
..........
Anyone got proof of that?  I really think that is incorrect.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 06, 2013 05:59 PM (AYOav)

30 O Bumbles Dukakis the Dork moment http://tinyurl.com/kkbf45d

Posted by: Regular Guy at September 06, 2013 05:59 PM (N3Al8)

31 Speaking of weapons of mass distraction there was a comely and fit young woman in a low cut top running on a treadmill when I was in the gym earlier this evening. The bouncing was prodigious. All that of course is irrelevant to the conversation so I apologize for bringing it up.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 06, 2013 06:00 PM (BLAfs)

32 Maybe McCain's so hawkish because in his mind, he's perpetually Getting Back at Charlie.

Posted by: Mac Flecknoe at September 06, 2013 09:59 PM (1wI7y)


What, for the way he spilled his fuckin' guts?  I don't necessarily blame him, in his situation, but some guys didn't . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

33

The dog vs water hose is GREAT! I laughed at that so loud the Grumpy Grandma came out to look. Well done CDR, well done.

 

What are we drinking tonite? Scotch and a cigar for me; and I am happy to be in your witty company tonight mo-rons!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2013 06:01 PM (4Vr+0)

34

Forgive the length, so I get a call from a friend who is driving my house to tell me there is a van off the road and by my fence. I go out to see what happened, a guy (probably from India, or maybe Pakistan, his wife was covered, but in a cross between a burqa and a sari) was driving a van, the tire blew he plowed off the road, knocked over a fairly good sized tree, smashed into a rock retaining wall, pushed a couple of boulders off the wall, and said rocks and his van ended up in my fence.

 

 

 

It is a good thing my friend called to tell me that. The guy was just calling a tow truck, not the police, was planning on having it towed and that was that. I called the police who came and took a report and let the city know that they had a big tree mess to clean up.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 06:01 PM (RZ8pf)

35 The dog vs water hose is GREAT!

I love that too!!!  Have to keep looking at it.  What is that, a French Bulldog or one of those Boston thingies?  Great little dog.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

36 Hey-o!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 06:02 PM (T1005)

37 33 My old Lab used to bite the water and spin around, then run in ever widening circles, biting it as she ran past. God, I really miss that wonderful dog.

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 06:03 PM (MhA4j)

38 Wake Forest vs BC. I am indifferent.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 06:03 PM (QupBk)

39 OT, but are there any gearheads here tonight?  Have a disturbing automotive problemo and would appreciate any input.  However, if there's no interest I will just stfu about it.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

40 I stand correctED!  ACA does allow a 50% penalty for smokers!

Yikes!

You can weigh 900 lbs and get the same rate.  You can have cancer and are forced to have the same rates as healthy people..  But smoke?

Geebus

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 06, 2013 06:03 PM (AYOav)

41 But Wake is trailing 17-7 so I guess I will root for them.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 06:04 PM (QupBk)

42 My God, it's full of KaBoom!

Posted by: Astronaut Dave Bowman at September 06, 2013 06:04 PM (CWtG7)

43 I don't have a lot to add, only letting you all know I wear a brassiere, I have never tugged at my girdle and my stockings are NEVER wrinkled.  I should have been looking for men in the 1930's

Posted by: Molly k. at September 06, 2013 06:04 PM (sVKy/)

44 And the final score: Your Lyndon Tigers 52 Mission Valley Vikings 0

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 06, 2013 06:05 PM (6Zy+s)

45 39 OT, but are there any gearheads here tonight? Have a disturbing automotive problemo and would appreciate any input. However, if there's no interest I will just stfu about it. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:03 PM (8lmkt) spill it, sounds like aball-bearing issue

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 06:06 PM (rr0cL)

46 I don't think the buffalo gets it.

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2013 06:06 PM (j7iSn)

47 Google Bulldozer Pancake.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 06:06 PM (0axsw)

48 What's wrong with the ride Peaches?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2013 06:06 PM (4Vr+0)

49
I love that too!!! Have to keep looking at it. What is that, a French Bulldog or one of those Boston thingies? Great little dog.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:02 PM (8lmkt)

 

That's a Boston Bat Eared Terrier

Posted by: Regular Guy at September 06, 2013 06:06 PM (N3Al8)

50 water eater dog is a Boston Terrier

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 06:07 PM (rr0cL)

51 LMAO, did Tom Brady really call Johnny Football a turd?

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 06:07 PM (bufJH)

52 Hmm, 50% collides directly with HIPPA http://www.dol.gov/ebsa/faqs/faq_hipaa_ND.html For a group health plan to maintain a premium differential between smokers and nonsmokers and not be considered discriminatory, the planÂ’s nonsmoking program would need to meet the five requirements for wellness programs that require satisfaction of a standard related to a health factor. Accordingly, under the final rules, this wellness program would be permitted if: 1. The premium differential is not more than 20 percent of the total cost of employee-only coverage (or 20% of the cost of coverage if dependents can participate in the program); 2. The program is reasonably designed to promote health and prevent disease; 3. Individuals eligible for the program are given an opportunity to qualify for the discount at least once per year; 4. The program accommodates individuals for whom it is unreasonably difficult to quit using tobacco products due to addiction by providing a reasonable alternative standard (such as a discount in return for attending educational classes or for trying a nicotine patch); and 5. Plan materials describing the terms of the premium differential describe the availability of a reasonable alternative standard to qualify for the lower premium.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 06:07 PM (QupBk)

53 39 'sup?

Posted by: Meestir Bueno Wrenche at September 06, 2013 06:07 PM (MhA4j)

54 Conservative Crank, I already have a lunch event on Saturday or I would so be there to meet you in person. And Estes Park is a little far for me. Do you have any availability on your way back home?

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 06:08 PM (b9xr2)

55 Yikes! That 1930's dating guide is ripe for re-captioning.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:08 PM (KDq5l)

56

San Antonio city council needs to lay off the tequila.  That law won't survive a court challenge, that's obvious.  1st Amendment, bitches.

And they just pissed off the voters.  Out on their asses next election.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 06, 2013 06:08 PM (NCc1Z)

57 That's a brave brave little dog there...

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 06:08 PM (NHMrq)

58 22 Try cleaning the intakes of dust. Posted by: CDR M at September 06, 2013 09:57 PM (OJvfL) Already did. Still sounds like a fighter jet warming up on the runway. Guess I should just ask Verizon for a replacement.

Posted by: joncelli at September 06, 2013 06:08 PM (H6iDZ)

59 New Mad Max movie?!NO!

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2013 06:08 PM (9XBK2)

60 51 He's a very agile turd

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 06:09 PM (MhA4j)

61 So here's the look for the new Mad Max movie. Shot in Detroit, right? I mean there has to be some use for that shithole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 06:09 PM (DpI6K)

62 "In other banning news, San Antonio passes ordnance banning anyone who opposes homosexuality from running for office, receiving city contract." I wonder if Malor will be writing about this in one of his headline threads next week.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 06, 2013 06:09 PM (8cMnP)

63 You can weigh 900 lbs and get the same rate. You can have cancer and are forced to have the same rates as healthy people.. But smoke? ---------------------------------- There's a lot more people smoking than weigh 900 lbs. And yea, I don't want to pay for either.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 06:09 PM (4Mv1T)

64 oh man ..Rangers vs Angels and the human douche bag, CJ Wilson is throwing. Gonna be loud at my place tonite...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2013 06:10 PM (4Vr+0)

65 >>> New Mad Max movie?!NO! Sure, I'll do a sequel, but first...

Posted by: Mel G. at September 06, 2013 06:10 PM (TR3DI)

66 60  The kind you won't take home to mother

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 06:10 PM (OksBo)

67 We are currently working on legislation to ban "twerking".  The new law will take place as soon as we figure out who is exempt and how those who are not exempt can pay us a money to be exempt.

Posted by: The Department of We're Smarter Tahn You at September 06, 2013 06:10 PM (fvV0D)

68 I wonder if Malor will be writing about this in one of his headline threads next week

Are you kidding?  He'll be celebrating this one.  I'm surprised Ace keeps the fucker around.

Posted by: Gman at September 06, 2013 06:11 PM (UkbKS)

69 it's my birthday again!!!!! aug 6th! yipee!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 06, 2013 06:11 PM (8JJ6O)

70 Mad Max could be great ... or could suck duck poop. These recent remakes of the 80's movies haven't been all that hot. Not bad, but failed to outdo what was already done. I agree with the Moron-consensus; if yer gonna do a remake, remake a bad movie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:11 PM (KDq5l)

71 I'm all over a Mad Max remake, first you gotta blow me

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 06, 2013 06:12 PM (rr0cL)

72 60 51 He's a very agile turd

Posted by: Beto at September 06, 2013 10:09 PM (MhA4j)


--I'm delighted now to have Jameis Winston to cheer for; can't wait to see him play Clemson (well, not sure if I'll get to see it but I'll try).  Manziel's more of a jackass than a turd.  Still, you better believe I'll be cheering for him when he plays the Tide next week.

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 06:12 PM (bufJH)

73 Operation Agile Turd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 06:12 PM (0axsw)

74 Good evening, Horde! Love the trampoline video. My trampoline is finally completely assembled today. Husband was a big help!

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 06:12 PM (b9xr2)

75 where's my cake and presents?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 06, 2013 06:13 PM (8JJ6O)

76

"In other banning news, San Antonio passes ordnance banning anyone who opposes homosexuality from running for office, receiving city contract."

 

So what interior decorators are going to design the new office décor, mmm?  Straight people?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 06, 2013 06:13 PM (NCc1Z)

77 Peaches, you gonna tell us about the car or what?

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 06:13 PM (TR3DI)

78 so no holster suggestions for a 1911?

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (rr0cL)

79 45 39 OT, but are there any gearheads here tonight? Have a disturbing automotive problemo and would appreciate any input. However, if there's no interest I will just stfu about it.
Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:03 PM (8lmkt)



spill it, sounds like aball-bearing issue



Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 10:06 PM (rr0cL)

 

 

 

I'll guess it is more of an exhaust issue.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (GgPam)

80 hey, has anyone seen Red Shirt recently? I'll be up in Red Shirt's neck of the woods next week and it would be good to have a mini-moron-meet-up NW Grand Rapids, MI Sunday night

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (JMmQ9)

81 70 Mad Max could be great ... or could suck duck poop.

These recent remakes of the 80's movies haven't been all that hot. Not bad, but failed to outdo what was already done.

I agree with the Moron-consensus; if yer gonna do a remake, remake a bad movie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2013 10:11 PM (KDq5l)


--Speaking of, does the Evil Dead remake blow chunks?  I've seen it listed at Red Box but have not been tempted to rent it.

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (bufJH)

82 O Bumbles Dukakis the Dork moment "...the world's national security" Every day with this guy is the answer to the question, "could you be any stupider?"

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (FcR7P)

83 75 where's my cake and presents?

***

hold yer horses.  I'm climbing inside the cake this very minute

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (fvV0D)

84 Okay, and muchas gracias for letting me roll this out.  I have a 2002 Jeep Liberty with 61,000 miles on it.  Cherry.  Nice ride.  Today, I go out there and put the key in and the fucker won't turn.  No wheel lock involved (had that before, know what to do).  So, I keep trying and eventually the fucker turns and starts the car.  Then it happened again, the very next time I tried to start it.  The key looks pretty worn, but it's just a regular key, no chip or any of that nonsense.  I got a spare when I bought it, but apparently it was in the wallet that was in the purse that got stolen out of my house 2 years ago.

So, what do I do?  Get a spare key made and hope that works?  Go to the dealer (shudders) or the Pep Boys tomorrow (assuming the key will turn again) and have a new ignition lock put in?  I fuckin' hate this shit.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

85 From what I've seen of the Walking Dead, it would take more then 4 yrs. to complete that course ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 06:14 PM (WjS9o)

86 34
Forgive the length, so I get a call from a friend who is driving my house to tell me there is a van off the road and by my fence. I go out to see what happened, a guy (probably from India, or maybe Pakistan, his wife was covered, but in a cross between a burqa and a sari) was driving a van, the tire blew he plowed off the road, knocked over a fairly good sized tree, smashed into a rock retaining wall, pushed a couple of boulders off the wall, and said rocks and his van ended up in my fence.



It is a good thing my friend called to tell me that. The guy was just calling a tow truck, not the police, was planning on having it towed and that was that. I called the police who came and took a report and let the city know that they had a big tree mess to clean up.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 10:01 PM (RZ8pf)



That's the sort of friend to have. Good thing you caught him!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 06:16 PM (T1005)

87 so no holster suggestions for a 1911? Posted by: duke Try leather.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:16 PM (KDq5l)

88 >>> ok so need a good IWB holster for a 1911/ .45ACP pistol any suggestions?

Crossbreed Supertuck.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:17 PM (+Wfbd)

89 So, what do I do? Did you jiggle the key to get it to turn?

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 06:17 PM (QupBk)

90 Mindy, my flight out is about 2:30 Monday afternoon--Mrs. Crank is not a morning person, so I'm not confident about getting to Denver with lots of time to spare, but we could try playing it by ear, since it's 2 hours behind us Ohioans.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 06, 2013 06:17 PM (UR1wn)

91 peaches hopefully the dealer can make the key for you....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 06, 2013 06:17 PM (8JJ6O)

92 I cringe when I hear of any "reimagining" of an old classic  (or "classic")  movie. But Tom Hardy is a fucking badass, and if anyone can make this Mad Max remake work, he can.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2013 06:19 PM (6rcHp)

93 So, what do I do? Get a spare key made and hope that works? Go to the dealer (shudders) or the Pep Boys tomorrow (assuming the key will turn again) and have a new ignition lock put in? I fuckin' hate this shit.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (8lmkt)

 

 

 

I nailed it.  It's an exhaust issue.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 06:19 PM (GgPam)

94 So, what do I do? Get a spare key made and hope that works? Go to the dealer (shudders) or the Pep Boys tomorrow (assuming the key will turn again) and have a new ignition lock put in? I fuckin' hate this shit.

****

Call some junk yards and see if they can find you an ignition with a key from a car with less miles than yours.  When they buy salvage, the keys often come with.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 06, 2013 06:19 PM (fvV0D)

95 TR- NC Golfman was asking about you today. I told him that you'd been around.

Looks like I am ~100 mi. too far west to see the launch. You might get a look though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

96 Peaches...go to the dealer and get a replacement key. They should be able to order a replacement that you can then make a spare from.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2013 06:20 PM (euACX)

97 I fuckin' hate this shit. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (8lmkt) Sell thaat fucker and get a Jap or a Kraut vehicle Toyota or a Nissan made in America without the UAW union goon fucking up the process check out the Toy Rav4 or Toy Highlander Jeeeps suck

Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 06:20 PM (rr0cL)

98 43 I don't have a lot to add, only letting you all know I wear a brassiere, I have never tugged at my girdle and my stockings are NEVER wrinkled. I should have been looking for men in the 1930'sPosted by: Molly k. at September 06, 2013 10:04 PM (sVKy/)
Do you attempt a mind meld by grabbing a guy's ear?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 06:20 PM (74gkr)

99 Speaking of, does the Evil Dead remake blow chunks? I've seen it listed at Red Box but have not been tempted to rent it. Posted by: logprof Caveat: i'm not a horror fan and even less of a gore fan. It's competent (except the end sequence), well made, and hella gorey. The tone is completely different than the original ones of course. It depends on your expectations. Me, I would rather that they did more lore and less action sequences, but as a stand-alone thing, eh? I've seen worse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:20 PM (KDq5l)

100 This morning I cut down a dead redbud tree and there was a flying squirrel nest in a hollow. I didn't know it was there. The orange hellcat Monkeyboy got one of the little hairless ones before I saw them and I rescued the other. He is now nestled between Mrs. E's breasts. So far he refuses to nurse. Any suggestions? And I don't mean with grits.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 06, 2013 06:21 PM (OONaw)

101 I think they can find your key from the vin and get you one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 06:21 PM (0axsw)

102 So, what do I do? Get a spare key made and hope that works? I'd be really surprised if a real locksmith couldn't make you a new key with sharper corners. Also, a dealer should be able to sell you a replacement given your key code. A 2002? I know Jeeps are notorious, but a lock can't possibly wear out that fast (I'm crossing my fingers here)

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 06:22 PM (FcR7P)

103 96 Peaches...go to the dealer and get a replacement key. They should be able to order a replacement that you can then make a spare from.

****

Be aware that the lock wears out too and a new key might fit worse than the one you have now.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 06, 2013 06:23 PM (fvV0D)

104 Peaches - Even my local hardware store (ACE) can make duplicate car keys. They should be able to do it even if the key is worn. If the ignition lock tumblers are worn out...., dealer, new ignition lock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

105 Evening Hammer- Thanks for the heads up on Golfman. He's down on the SC border in S.E. NC. Last I heard he wasn't making it to Raleigh on October 5.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

106 Did you jiggle the key to get it to turn?

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 10:17 PM (QupBk)


yeah, I actually thought of that.  didn't work.  kept trying and it finally turned.  they key actually looks pretty worn.  thought i had a spare, but it would only be in one place.  then i remembered, oh, yeah, it was in the stolen wallet.  guess i will go over to the dealership tomorrow, God willing and the creek don't rise.  i srsly hate this vehicular bullshit. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

107 "This guy went to Harvard and was editor of the Law Review?" Posted by: Beto Yeah, well, he didn't get the Law Review gig because he had the highest grade point average.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 06:24 PM (DpI6K)

108 100 This morning I cut down a dead redbud tree and there was a flying squirrel nest in a hollow. I didn't know it was there. The orange hellcat Monkeyboy got one of the little hairless ones before I saw them and I rescued the other. He is now nestled between Mrs. E's breasts. So far he refuses to nurse. Any suggestions? And I don't mean with grits. Posted by: EROWMER at September 06, 2013 10:21 PM (OONaw) Maybe Mrs. E's breasts are defective. Post a picture so we can check.

Posted by: joncelli at September 06, 2013 06:24 PM (H6iDZ)

109 These folks make a very comfortable IWB holster with retention:

http://n82tactical.com/n82store/

Posted by: Grover's at September 06, 2013 06:24 PM (9aKQB)

110 I'll bugger your Kaboom Clown and show him how a real cereal rolls

Posted by: Cap'n Crunch at September 06, 2013 06:25 PM (VrVBw)

111 101 I think they can find your key from the vin and get you one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:21 PM (0axsw)


that's what I'm thinkin' . . . because if I go to the hardware store and they make a new key from the old, worn key, it's gonna be the same.  dammit!!  i love my ride, it's just gettin' on my nerves lately.  or, it will work somehow over the weekend and, Monday, i email the dudes and say, oops, car problems, gotta deal with it, see ya tomorrow.  that actually works in so many ways.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

112 56 San Antonio city council needs to lay off the tequila. That law won't survive a court challenge, that's obvious. 1st Amendment, bitches. And they just pissed off the voters. Out on their asses next election. Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 06, 2013 10:08 PM (NCc1Z) I dunno. SF had something similar for years. They forced a judge to give up participating in the BSA or lose his job. That's how vindictive they are. They tried to get the state bar to do something similar to attys and even met with the Chief Justice but nothing happened. Can you believe this shit?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 06:26 PM (NHMrq)

113 Never heard of a Jeep that lasted that long. Toyota is the answer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 06:26 PM (0axsw)

114

100>> I'm gonna guess they're a little larger than the squirrel is used to....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 06, 2013 06:27 PM (euACX)

115 #43 *swoon*

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 06:27 PM (WjS9o)

116 He is now nestled between Mrs. E's breasts. So far he refuses to nurse. Any suggestions? And I don't mean with grits.
Posted by: EROWMER at September 06, 2013 10:21 PM (OONaw)

maybe some sugar water and a little kitten nursing bottle?  you gotta get something into the little darlin and soon.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

117 EROWMER - Sadly, the likelihood of survival is very low. That does not mean that you should not try.
See: http://www.ehow.com/how_8428985_feed-infant-squirrels.html
and
http://tinyurl.com/ll2f22p

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

118 Maybe Mrs. E's breasts are defective. Post a picture so we can check.

***

I can test the breasts in question with a quick motorboat exam...trust me I know what I'm doin'

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 06, 2013 06:28 PM (fvV0D)

119 84 Okay, and muchas gracias for letting me roll this out. I have a 2002 Jeep Liberty with 61,000 miles on it. Cherry. Nice ride. Today, I go out there and put the key in and the fucker won't turn. No wheel lock involved (had that before, know what to do). So, I keep trying and eventually the fucker turns and starts the car. Then it happened again, the very next time I tried to start it. The key looks pretty worn, but it's just a regular key, no chip or any of that nonsense. I got a spare when I bought it, but apparently it was in the wallet that was in the purse that got stolen out of my house 2 years ago.

So, what do I do? Get a spare key made and hope that works? Go to the dealer (shudders) or the Pep Boys tomorrow (assuming the key will turn again) and have a new ignition lock put in? I fuckin' hate this shit.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (8lmkt)



How many keys are on your keychain? If few, it's probably wear and tear on the key and you might be able to find a good locksmith (hint: not Pep Boys or the dealer) to make you a new key to the old spec. This is especially attractive if there is information on the key about how it is keyed (little numbers). Alternatively, if you've got 5 pounds of keys on your keychain, you may have actually tweaked the cylinder over the 11 years you've been driving. That's substantially more expensive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 06:28 PM (T1005)

120 EROWER - You need to act pretty quickly to keep the little guy hydrated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

121 You know how most dogs run for cover, in a basement, preferably, when there are fireworks? Not my late, beloved chocolate lab. She would go out and attack firecrackers! Not very safe, so we had to lock her up, but she was a 'splosion lovin' doggie. I miss her so much. Her hunting instincts were insane! When she heard shotguns, you couldn't keep her.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 06:28 PM (XyrkB)

122 Peaches- sounds like a worn key. A copy will just be a copy of a worn key. Go to a locksmith. Even a decent one will be able to look at the key, read the depths and cut you a new one to factory specs cheaper than a dealer. In LA though, ymmv.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 06, 2013 06:29 PM (ma+gB)

123 Already did. Still sounds like a fighter jet warming up on the runway. Guess I should just ask Verizon for a replacement. Can you get to the fan and see if something (a hair) is wrapped around the spindle or the cage is loose?

Posted by: Adriane... at September 06, 2013 06:30 PM (j/FJV)

124 The worst part is: It's not Austin.  It's San Antonio. 

Tell me again how Texas is going to stay a red state?

Posted by: Gman at September 06, 2013 06:31 PM (UkbKS)

125 Kalneva - Our dog starts trembling if she hears a car door slam, someone using a hammer..., almost any loudish, unexpected noise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

126 Those of us here on the Gulf Coast, in Delaware, feel cheated about not being able to see the Wallop Island walloping. Geography is so unfair! J/K

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at September 06, 2013 06:32 PM (Q7wUg)

127 124 Gman,

It either gets a counter wave...has voter ID so "citizens" vote or it won't....

at this point fuck it...let it burn...you made this world donkey asses I aim to live in it...no more stopping the drunk driver let's go road dancing

Posted by: sven10077 at September 06, 2013 06:32 PM (9jfyN)

128 Yeah but Labs are happy/insane. They feel nothing as they crash their way through living rooms full of vases, hallways full of kids, houses full of furniture.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:32 PM (KDq5l)

129 Peaches, I had this problem with a Chrysler mini van. I was able to find the problem on a Chrysler forum, it said to whack the ignition to get it to start until I could get a new ignition installed. Unfortunately, all of the ignitions had the same problem so we carried an old large scrub brush in the mini van for emergency starts. At 130K miles, we are on the fourth ignition, but it still runs as a perfect junker for my son.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 06, 2013 06:32 PM (sEr47)

130 123 Already did. Still sounds like a fighter jet warming up on the runway. Guess I should just ask Verizon for a replacement. Can you get to the fan and see if something (a hair) is wrapped around the spindle or the cage is loose? Posted by: Adriane... at September 06, 2013 10:30 PM (j/FJV) Not sure I want to open up Verizon's box but I'll have a look in the morning.

Posted by: joncelli at September 06, 2013 06:32 PM (H6iDZ)

131 I once had a *great* squirrel dog..., loved to roam, loved to tree squirrels in the deep woods. Problem was, after the first shot, I was on my own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

132 1911 Holster: Crossbreed Supertuck

http://www.crossbreedholsters.com/SuperTuckDeluxe.aspx

I carry an M9 in one comfortably.


Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:33 PM (+Wfbd)

133 Old Mother Leary lit a lantern in the shed and when the cow kicked it over she said with a wink in her eye: they'll be a hot time in the old town tonight! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Posted by: the old man at September 06, 2013 06:33 PM (yL0v8)

134

"Tell me again how Texas is going to stay a red state?"

 

For every douche magnet like Austin or San Antonio you have several dozen middle sized cities like San Angelo and Lubbock (the icky towns that hippies don't like). I need not mention all the little towns scattered like birdshot  all over the state.

 

Texas will be just fine, I'm sure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2013 06:33 PM (6rcHp)

135 Whisky Sours..... Yum.

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 06, 2013 06:33 PM (E1Xum)

136 put the key in and the fucker won't turn.

I'd try shooting it full of lock lube graphite powder and run the key in and out a few times to spread it around.  Home Depot has the stuff.  It comes in a little squeezy tube that puffs it into the lock.

My crib's front door's lock got really balky a few months ago.  Shot it full of that graphite dust shit and its smooth as silk now and the key slips right in.

If the key isn't fully 100% seated, it ain't gonna work.  If the innards are sticky, it can keep a key from fully seating easily. That was one of my front door's (several) issues.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 06:34 PM (9MLX+)

137

Watching DJango Unchained. Meh. Tarantino is overrated.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 06:34 PM (8SsiG)

138 Three thumbs up on this ONT.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at September 06, 2013 06:35 PM (kxSZr)

139 Angelo has a gay mayor. Or did.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 06:35 PM (QupBk)

140

"Yeah but Labs are happy/insane. They feel nothing as they crash their way through living rooms full of vases, hallways full of kids, houses full of furniture. "

 

Or club your shins to death with those truncheons called tails.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 06, 2013 06:35 PM (6rcHp)

141 So I just tried to set up a "throwaway" email address at yahoo just now. They require a mobile # to confirm. Is there no sanctity in privacy any longer?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

142 Tell me again how Texas is going to stay a red state? Posted by: Gman Because the blue ones are failing left and right. You know some of us, most of us are conservatives because it fucking works, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:36 PM (KDq5l)

143
For every douche magnet like Austin or San Antonio


See, this is the first I'd heard of San Antonio being a douche-magnet of any real magnitude.

Personally, I'm amazed the asswipes that voted for this aren't decorating lampposts.

Posted by: Gman at September 06, 2013 06:36 PM (UkbKS)

144 What, for the way he spilled his fuckin' guts? I don't necessarily blame him, in his situation, but some guys didn't . . . just sayin' Posted by: Peaches In fairness, I believe that 80-90% who were tortured signed on the dotted line. McCain aside, in the seventies quite a few of the POW's held in the north wrote books. I used to go to a large library near me that had quite a few of these books still on the shelves and read through them. What these people were put through was pretty horrific. And by the way, Jane Fonda, when told about the torture, said that the POW's were liars and hypocrites. 'Cause, ya know, they walked her through one of the prisons and she didn't see any torture. So there must not have been any. She's quite the genius. McCain's a jerk and a bit erratic, but he was offered a chance to go home because of who his father was, and he turned it down because the point of it was to embarrass his father and demoralize the prisoners left behind. As a prisoner he was impressive, the rest of his adult life, not so much.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 06:36 PM (DpI6K)

145 ...sigh... I'm from a day were a call-out to gear-heads involved distributor wrenches and vacuum gauges and timing lights and dwell/tachs, or swapping out a cam or bolting on headers: all this "electronic" crap is just off pissing... I guess I'll just pack all my old analog stuff in a box and call it a day. If anyone needs a carburetor tuned or a cam dialed in, I'm right here. If you need your chip flashed, piss off. I limit my wrench-spinning to pre-1974, tank ewe berry mulch. /rant

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at September 06, 2013 06:36 PM (JMmQ9)

146 128. I know that about labs, weft, but they're so nice that my next dog will be the same breed. After I get over the heartbreak. That's never gonna happen, though. We have a nice kitty to get us through. When your lab dies, you forget about all the horribleness. Hah!

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 06:37 PM (XyrkB)

147 And like the ancient one said, if you have a bunch of weight on your key ring you may have worn out the thin brass wafers in the ignition. A locksmith should be able to either replace it, keyed to your current key, or replace the wafers if the core and cylinder aren't worn for about $50 or less. If they go new, make sure they set it up to your existing key. If they tell ya they can't, go somewhere else.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 06, 2013 06:37 PM (cWpCn)

148 So I just tried to set up a "throwaway" email address at yahoo just now. They require a mobile # to confirm. dcemail.com doesn't care.

Posted by: toby928© at September 06, 2013 06:37 PM (QupBk)

149 They ignition thing..

Ignition switches wear out.  It isn't necessarily the key.  You may have to have the ignition switch replaced..  ~ $150

It happened on my wife's Saturn at about 30,000 miles.. but she drives so little, the car was 9  years old at the time.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 06, 2013 06:37 PM (AYOav)

150 Or club your shins to death with those truncheons called tails. Posted by: Pug Mahon Uh, shins ... Yeah Right.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, so tote not 3'5" [/i] [/b] at September 06, 2013 06:38 PM (KDq5l)

151 You know some of us, most of us are conservatives because it fucking works, right?

And it appears we're being outnumbered by the left.

Posted by: Gman at September 06, 2013 06:38 PM (UkbKS)

152 I'm getting a little worried since I have not seen Steyn's weekend column posted yet.

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 06:39 PM (bufJH)

153 The worst part is: It's not Austin. It's San Antonio.

San Antonio has been fubar for as long as I can remember.  That place and Houston are places I just don't go, for any reason.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at September 06, 2013 06:39 PM (kxSZr)

154 Thanks Toby928- And I'm out. Got to fly north to bring TR jr. home from Beantown in the AM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 06, 2013 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)

155 No way that exemption passes equal protection.  No way.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2013 06:39 PM (FXU+N)

156 Relaying a piece of advice I heard from a more experienced instructor than I: for a carry holster, never never order from a catalogue based on others' experience. Both the fit and the "action" of a retention holster are extremely personal. There is no one-size-fits-all. You need to find a store that stocks a lot of different holsters (sometimes a gun show works too), and try each one with your gun, and your hold, and your clothing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 06, 2013 06:41 PM (JNUY4)

157 Someone with money to burn needs to sue these companies on the grounds that studies show that smokers cost less to treat over the course of their life than non smokers. Maybe a class action suit.

Posted by: UWP at September 06, 2013 06:42 PM (vj51i)

158 144, nerdygirl, I have always been mystified by McShitty's behavior. I figure he must think he has a Get Out of Hell Free card. So he can wine and dine and be a "maverick", since he already gave more than anyone should expect. Kinda how I feel, every day. *boohoo*. The difference is, I'm not an elected fuckin' official!

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 06:42 PM (XyrkB)

159 I'm late to the party tonight, so this may have already been mentioned, but the LADEE launch is also on the NASA channel (346 on DirecTv).

Posted by: Country Singer at September 06, 2013 06:42 PM (LGM9b)

160 And it appears we're being outnumbered by the left. Posted by: Gman Let's take the much vaunted Democratic-socialist example of Sweden. What are they doing vis a vis their public services? What did they do with public education in the 90's? You're smart enough to anticipate the answers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, so tote not 3'5 at September 06, 2013 06:42 PM (KDq5l)

161 >>> You need to find a store that stocks a lot of different holsters (sometimes a gun show works too), and try each one with your gun, and your hold, and your clothing.

Good advice.  Just be careful, and make sure everybody around know what you're doing before you start practicing the draw.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:42 PM (+Wfbd)

162 Evening Horde!  Good ONT CDR M!  The animal videos were pretty funny.  I especially like the Buffalo trying to use the trampoline.  Funny stuff! 

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 06:43 PM (9jfyN)

163 We have the Muslim community to thank for tonight's rocket launch.

Posted by: NASA at September 06, 2013 06:44 PM (bufJH)

164 I'm reading this excellent ONT on my phone. Don't tell me that a phone will eventually replace a desk top computer. I have a four inch screen on my phone and a 24 inch screen on my tesk top. QED

Posted by: CBD at September 06, 2013 06:45 PM (2Kdx7)

165 The Walking Dead is one of the dumbest shows of all time.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 06:45 PM (AO9UG)

166

Evening 'rons and 'ettes.

The Israelite School of UPK is a black separatist religious sect that sets up outside Verizon Center Metro station in DC every couple of weeks to exercise their free (amplified) speech rights. Their basic  belief is that whatever is wrong in the world is the white man's fault. It's thirty seconds cheap entertainment while I walk past them on my way home. They were out this afternoon: "The White Man got us into Vietnam.  He got us into Iraq. The White Man is trying to get us into war in Syria."

Sure, go ahead, blame the Dunhams. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 06, 2013 06:45 PM (ViAyD)

167 >>> I have always been mystified by McShitty's behavior. I figure he must think he has a Get Out of Hell Free card.

Naval Aviation in the '60s was a different world.  He lost three aircraft before he went into combat, then two more over there.  No repercussions from our side.  And I suspect, being a POW caused him to get stuck in that 60s mindset even after he got home.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:45 PM (+Wfbd)

168 Anyone listen to Rush's theory about free breakfast and lunch at school? Pretty fucking depressing, and spot on, and goes to the reason it doesn't sit well, regardless of "the children".

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 06:46 PM (XyrkB)

169 164 I'm reading this excellent ONT on my phone. Don't tell me that a phone will eventually replace a desk top computer. I have a four inch screen on my phone and a 24 inch screen on my tesk top. QED Posted by: CBD at September 06, 2013 10:45 PM (2Kdx7) Stretchable phones.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 06:46 PM (AO9UG)

170 They ignition thing..

Ignition switches wear out. It isn't necessarily the key. You may have to have the ignition switch replaced.. ~ $150

It happened on my wife's Saturn at about 30,000 miles.. but she drives so little, the car was 9 years old at the time.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, Jerry.  I've only had the car for 4 years and about 16,000 miles.  It's like new.  I guess I will just jam it over to the fuckin' Pep Boys tomorrow and pay full shiksa retail.  It just irks me, because my *real* mechanics are so much cheaper.  They're just not open on weekends and, hullo, job and all that.

anyway, thanks so much, horde, for indulging me and for being kind enough to offer suggestions.  let's move on. 

boobehs, anyone? bacons?

lovin' me some Pope Francis, btw.  i picture bammy curled up in the back of a closet crying like a little bitch.  makes me feel good . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:46 PM (8lmkt)

171 165 Eman,

Previously on the Walking Democrcat

VOTES!!!!!!

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 06:47 PM (9jfyN)

172 if you've got 5 pounds of keys on your keychain, you may have actually tweaked the cylinder over the 11 years you've been driving. That's substantially more expensive. Posted by: cthulhu Uh, oh. Guess I should have two keychains.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 06:47 PM (DpI6K)

173 >>> The Walking Dead is one of the dumbest shows of all time.

I wouldn't go that far, but it was pretty slow.  And I didn't like the soap opera part.  I never finished the first season.  Did it ever get any better?

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:47 PM (+Wfbd)

174 Stretchable phones. Posted by: eman Phones with holographic displays and contact lenses to match.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, so tote not 3'5 at September 06, 2013 06:48 PM (KDq5l)

175 167 Good thought, bomber. I hadn't thought of that. Jeez. That's even worse.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 06:49 PM (XyrkB)

176 Graphite can end up clogging the springs and or pins/wafers if used repeatedly over time. Or especially if someone else sprays in a liquid lube with graphite already there. A light silicone spray lube works great in locks. Use the little tube right in the keyway. Split second burst. Run the key in and out and turn a few times. Have a rag handy and wipe your key clean. Repeat running the key in and out and wiping it till it comes out clean. House locks can be removed and flushed with brakekleen. Allow to dry then lube.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 06, 2013 06:50 PM (PNi9V)

177 So I just tried to set up a "throwaway" email address at yahoo just now.

http://www.hushmail.com/

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 06:51 PM (9MLX+)

178 no, ain't sprayin' nothin' in the cylinder.  it's not like a kwikset.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

179 >>>make sure everybody around know what you're doing before you start practicing

You know, I almost typed "And do not draw with a loaded weapon" but I thought somebody would thank Dr. Obvious. Yes. Unload your gun before you go in, put in an empty-chamber indicator or a zip-tie through the action, and ask nicely.  And, now that you're at the actual gun counter, go ahead and ask for advice. A place with a lot of retention holsters probably caters to "security professionals" who actually use them, and if you're talking to the main seller there, he'll know what the strong and weak points are from hearing the complaints of his other customers.

But still, try it on and try the action before you commit.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 06, 2013 06:52 PM (JNUY4)

180 The problem with silicone lubes is...dust sticks like crazy to silicone.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 06:53 PM (9MLX+)

181 The Walking Dead is one of the dumbest shows of all time. ---- I don't get what the point of the zombies is to the story-line. At best they seem to be a minor nuisance. A more believable apocalypse scenario (sans zombies) wouldn't really change the story much.

Posted by: UWP at September 06, 2013 06:53 PM (vj51i)

182 Did it ever get any better? Posted by: Bomber Yeah. 2nd season was awful. Watch the 1st, 2nd and last episodes and that's all that's needed. 3rd is good for the first few and the last few as well. HOwever, the characters still do stupid things to progress the 'arcs' and lots of counter-productive effort occurs, aka they shoot themselves in the feets a lot. TWD is a creature of its own concept; skeletal, shambling, and yet oddly interesting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, so tote not 3'5 at September 06, 2013 06:53 PM (KDq5l)

183 And more gay bullying linked in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 06, 2013 06:54 PM (7zANx)

184 Bomber, No it didn't. I lost interest in the Walking Dead. For me it's Breaking Bad. Walter White is bad ass.

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 06, 2013 06:54 PM (E1Xum)

185 Most gun counters I've seen, you'd get better advice from the internet.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:54 PM (+Wfbd)

186 True story: When I was filling my car with gas this evening, the car in front of me had a vanity license plate: "Choom".

Posted by: rtw at September 06, 2013 06:54 PM (6zfQZ)

187 I love that too!!! Have to keep looking at it. What is that, a French Bulldog or one of those Boston thingies? Great little dog. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:02 PM (8lmkt) Boston Terrier. They are normally very smart. I puppy sit one for my Ex Son in law and he grew up with our two Chihuahuas, so now the little twerp thinks he is a Chihuahua too

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 06, 2013 06:55 PM (RLdcX)

188 184 mpfs,

Indeed, Breaking Bad is pretty damn good and Walter White is definitely a bad ass.

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 06:55 PM (9jfyN)

189 Mixed feelings about Mad Max. The originals are classics and not that old. Just can't picture anyone else in the role other than Mel Gibson, in spite of his slide into stupidity.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 06:55 PM (M/TDA)

190 Conservative Crank, unfortunately, Monday's booked as well (taking Mom to doctor and then I go to work). Perhaps we'll meet in Ohio someday.

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 06:56 PM (b9xr2)

191 would i be alone in my fervent hope that barky mcfucktard is have a less than sparkly evening?  i want him to break down and got out in a straight-jacket, raving and drooling and pissing himself.

i know, i'm kind of a mean girl, but only to them what deserves it.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

192 My elderly neighbor was always doing shit to my car and not telling me. He sprayed some shit in the key holes and down the window and cost me hundreds of dollars. I didn't find out later until he did it a second time that he was doing this. I told him to never touch my car without my permission but then he did some other crap. I should have fucked up his car and then maybe he would have gotten the message to not effin help me.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 06, 2013 06:57 PM (NHMrq)

193 I was speaking from 10 years experience on the locks peaches. And it could be somethine a simple as a little spray of lube. That's the first thing a locksmith tries.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 06, 2013 06:57 PM (QbKVX)

194 I think "The Road" is a much better apocalyptic story, that could be made into a series, easily. Zombies get ratings, though. Ugh.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 06:57 PM (XyrkB)

195 It's a Zombie Apocalypse, you are in dire need of things to help you survive, so you walk by abandoned military vehicles and ignore them. That is the stupidity level of TWD.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 06:58 PM (AO9UG)

196 zombies are stupid the whole idea of zombies is just dumb

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 06:58 PM (GKYRR)

197

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 06, 2013 10:11 PM (8JJ6O)

 

Mine too! 

 

And we always get the nauseating holier than thou, "those evil white militarists should never have dropped the bomb" stories on our B-Day.

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2013 06:58 PM (D+lxs)

198 181 Maybe the zombies are a precursor to something much, much worse?

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 06:58 PM (M/TDA)

199 183 And more gay bullying linked in my sock.

That shit pisses me off.  Seems like every day there's something new to make me say, "I didn't sign up for this."

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 06:59 PM (+Wfbd)

200

yes, I am glad my friend called about the van in my fence. The guy who did it looked really irritated with me about calling the police. But, if I hadn't there wouldn't be a police report and that would make trying to collect money to fix the fence from his insurance via my insurance difficult.

 

 

 

 

Of course he was probably irritated at me because I was an infidel white woman in shorts who had the temerity to speak to him without a male relative present.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)

201 My elderly neighbor was always doing shit to my car and not telling me. He sprayed some shit in the key holes and down the window and cost me hundreds of dollars

oh, lord, Jesse.  my elderly former (and late) landlord was the same.  i saw him one time trying to wipe my car down with a filthy rag, it was all i could do not to smite him dead right on the spot.  hullo, paint job???  needless to say, it never happened again.  and he never stopped loving me.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:00 PM (8lmkt)

202 195 eman,

Well look, I'm a support soldier I know what to do with a SAW, a flame thrower, and a claymore....

Oddly these things make for a shorter show.

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:01 PM (9jfyN)

203 >>> i want him to break down and got out in a straight-jacket, raving and drooling and pissing himself.

I do too.  But if he did it live on TV in front of millions, the media would still not stop slobbering all over him.  He will always be the historic, first, greatest, best, etc.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:01 PM (+Wfbd)

204 Silicone and a product called Tri-Flow work great. You can trust a guy who did it for a living for 10 years, or not.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 06, 2013 07:02 PM (d4o2E)

205 Indeed, Breaking Bad is pretty damn good and Walter White is definitely a bad ass.
Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 10:55 PM (9jfyN)

Love it too. Try "The bridge" on FX. My new favorite. Kinda weird. 

Posted by: manometer at September 06, 2013 07:02 PM (vjrgd)

206 That shit pisses me off. Seems like every day there's something new to make me say, "I didn't sign up for this."

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:59 PM (+Wfbd)


The prayers don't stop until you're out of that, my friend.  You are the best of the best.  Stay safe, and that's an order! 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:02 PM (8lmkt)

207

you know who I think costs insurance companies a bundle and yet we never hear bitching about them? Extreme sports enthusiasts and the idiots who try to mimic them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)

208 191 would i be alone in my fervent hope that barky mcfucktard is have a less than sparkly evening? i want him to break down and got out in a straight-jacket, raving and drooling and pissing himself.

i know, i'm kind of a mean girl, but only to them what deserves it.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:57 PM (8lmkt)



When we were in Saint Petersburg a couple of years ago, we toured some of the Czar's prisons where they kept political prisoners......just sayin'.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (T1005)

209

191 would i be alone in my fervent hope that barky mcfucktard is have a less than sparkly evening? i want him to break down and got out in a straight-jacket, raving and drooling and pissing himself.

 

Peaches, I feel the same way, except for two things.

1. Joe Biden

2. The last two weeks of the Nixon administration were scary. Too much weirdness and uncertainty. Barky won't go nearly as easily.

The ancient Chinese curse... 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (ViAyD)

210 Have the morons seen the music video The Fox? I know it's annoying but I can't help it. Linky in my name.

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (E1Xum)

211 I know what you mean Bomber.

Posted by: CDR M at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (OJvfL)

212 205 manometer,

Well, our household does like Justified and watch it through the internet.  What kind of show is it exactly?

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (9jfyN)

213 >>> Of course he was probably irritated at me because I was an infidel white woman in shorts who had the temerity to speak to him without a male relative present.

And now he knows where you live.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (+Wfbd)

214 Jeeps all suck. Gun counters all suck. And we all grew up eating Kaboom.

I thought I was in a bad mood. "Things To Come" is on TCM.
"I want those planes."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (JNUY4)

215 which would be a moar bettah war? Al Qaeda vs Muslim Brohood or Celebrities vs Papparrazzis Tough choice, eh?

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 07:03 PM (GKYRR)

216 Hi Peaches! 

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:04 PM (9jfyN)

217 Id also like to see an all out bloody war between Starbucks and Au Bon Pain.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (GKYRR)

218 We have the Muslim community to thank for tonight's rocket launch. Posted by: NASA It hit somebody?

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (FcR7P)

219 http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/09/what-does-the-fox-say-ylvis/ Here is link.

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (E1Xum)

220 >>> Stay safe, and that's an order!

*salutes* Yes, ma'am!

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (+Wfbd)

221

Speaking of infidels, is the world going to explode next week? I'm only asking because I have some really crappy stuff I need to do for work and if there is a possibility that the world will go kaboom I would like to enjoy my weekend vs. dealing with crappy work stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

222 Jeeps all suck.

I think the going black market exchange rate during WWII was two American Jeeps for one German Kubelwagon.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (9MLX+)

223 The European Union Wants to Ride Shotgun The European Union is proposing that all cars within member states be fit with a device that would not only gather data on their driving, but would forcibly apply the brakes if the car is going to fast. Aside from the obvious danger, this is yet another example of Eurocrats micromanaging the lives of its serfs. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3158 With mood music!

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 07:05 PM (Vk2pI)

224 Would love to have been a fly on the wall when Putin gave El Presidente a couple of minutes of his time before the G20 ended.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:06 PM (M/TDA)

225 I didn't say gun counters suck.  Just some of the advice you get from them.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:06 PM (+Wfbd)

226 CDR M and Bomber,

I'm feeling that way too.  I've got 4 years left and I pray that all of us that can make it to retirement without getting caught in the drawdown.

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:06 PM (9jfyN)

227 "no, ain't sprayin' nothin' in the cylinder. it's not like a kwikset."

I just put a light coat of synthetic grease on the key itself, put the greased key in the lock, and work the lock action a couple of times. It's never failed to get old locks back in reliable service for a few more months.

Note that you'll want to have a paper towel handy to remove the film of grease and lock grit from the key as it's pulled out. It'll need to be wiped off for the first few days.

I do recall one car, an old German panzerwagen, where someone had sheared off the heads of the bolts that had to be removed to get into the steering column to change out the lock cylinder.

They eventually just took it to an auto security shop. The alarm guys wired up an ignition/starter bypass and hid it under the dash edge, then drilled out the steering lock to let the wheel turn. Car did fine in that shape for another hundred thousand miles. Never got stolen.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 06, 2013 07:06 PM (gqT4g)

228

Anyone listen to Rush's theory about free breakfast and lunch at school? Pretty fucking depressing, and spot on, and goes to the reason it doesn't sit well, regardless of "the children".

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 10:46 PM (XyrkB)

 

They were sending the kids home with backpacks of food this Summer.

This was the People's Republic of Minneapolis.

Posted by: rd at September 06, 2013 07:07 PM (D+lxs)

229 217 Id also like to see an all out bloody war between Starbucks and Au Bon Pain. Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 11:05 PM (GKYRR) Trader Joe's vs. Whole Foods: The Battle of Gluten-Free Ridge

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2013 07:08 PM (AO9UG)

230 Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 11:03 PM (9jfyN)

Two detectives work together to take down a serial killer operating on both sides of the Texas-Chihuahua border.  Lots of twists. Diane Kruger is hawt.

Posted by: manometer at September 06, 2013 07:08 PM (vjrgd)

231 It's an amazing trick getting clean windows when you fire all the window washers....

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:08 PM (9jfyN)

232 Obama is going to persuade the American public that war in Syria is a great idea like he's going to persuade my White Trash neighbors not to pile old car parts, broken toys, and dog shit in their front yard.

Posted by: The Truffle Shuffle at September 06, 2013 07:08 PM (2x1J+)

233

I love The Walking Dead!! 


Breaking Bad is one of those shows that when I watch it I thought "Hey, I should watch this" but never did. I've now seen all of the 1st season, some of the 2nd, none of the 3rd or 4th, all of the 5th and now the current one. I'm going to have to rent or buy it now. Great show.

Posted by: puddleglum, the Dissenter! at September 06, 2013 07:08 PM (8SsiG)

234 >>> Speaking of infidels, is the world going to explode next week?

As long as you don't work at an Embassy or maybe a military base, you should be OK on Wednesday.

Although the guy in the van does know where you live now.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:09 PM (+Wfbd)

235 We'll call it The Cleansing Wars.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 06, 2013 07:09 PM (GKYRR)

236 Jeeps all suck.



Hi, Mrs. Sven!!!!  So nice to see you again and you are looking tres fab tonight!  {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:10 PM (8lmkt)

237 Breaking Bad went a little to drama'y lately.  I'd like to see more cooking and less soap opera

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:10 PM (9MLX+)

238

 Try "The Bridge" on FX


Annabeth Gish looks damn fine too.

Posted by: puddleglum, the Dissenter! at September 06, 2013 07:11 PM (8SsiG)

239 230 manomete,

ah yes, I remember her from Troy.  She is pretty good lookin!  We may check it out.  I'm a die hard Sherlock Holmes fan so I've been watching Elementary again since it came out on DVD.

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:11 PM (9jfyN)

240 I just put a light coat of synthetic grease on the key itself, put the greased key in the lock, and work the lock action a couple of times. It's never failed to get old locks back in reliable service for a few more months.

okay, that I will try, and yeah the paper towel thingy, sure.  can I use WD?

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

241

224 Would love to have been a fly on the wall when Putin gave El Presidente a couple of minutes of his time before the G20 ended.

 

"You said you could be more flexible after the election. Ok, bend over."

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 06, 2013 07:12 PM (ViAyD)

242 239...Start from the beginning. Not one you can jump in on.

Posted by: manometer at September 06, 2013 07:13 PM (vjrgd)

243 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families with an El Camino up on blocks at September 06, 2013 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)

244 I'm feeling that way too. I've got 4 years left and I pray that all of us that can make it to retirement without getting caught in the drawdown.

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 11:06 PM (9jfyN)


I did not know you are active-duty military, MS.  You will be in my prayers from this night on.  And thank you for your service, particularly in these times of a mental fuckin' lunatic shitbird as the CiC.  He's not my president, just glad he's not my CiC.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:14 PM (8lmkt)

245 236 Peaches,

Thanks!  We just finished our move (again)  and I go back to work next week.  Had to learn to drive a bus so I can cart around my future "kids" so I'll be pretty busy working long hours.  Sven can hold down the house!

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:14 PM (9jfyN)

246

well thanks a lot for that cheery thought Bomber.

 

 

But, seriously, what else was I supposed to do? I shouldn't have to pay for wrecking the fence, since I didn't do it. Oh, and the police officer who came out asked me for my driver's license. I just looked at him like he was crazy. I mean WTF, I wasn't DRIVING my house into the guy's van.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 07:14 PM (RZ8pf)

247 We have the Muslim community to thank for tonight's rocket launch.
Posted by: NASA
---------------

Wait.., is this a beard for a Iran strike?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

248 Ok. That animals on trampolines video was funny. The buffalo trying to hop aboard was cute. Even bison want to have fun.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:14 PM (M/TDA)

249 Almost rocket time.

Posted by: CDR M at September 06, 2013 07:15 PM (OJvfL)

250 would you quit reminding me the guy knows where I live. I happen to live conveniently next to an airline fuel pipeline.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)

251 242 manometer,

That's what we usually do when we start watching a new show anyway.  I appreciate it!

244 Peaches,

Yes Ma'am I am and thank you, I really appreciate it.

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:16 PM (9jfyN)

252 Kalneva, what is Rush's theory about free meals in school? My opinion is that the left has such a low opinion of the underclass in our country that they really believe that those parents are incapable of pouring their kids a bowl of Kaboom in the morning.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 07:16 PM (DpI6K)

253 Caveat: i'm not a horror fan and even less of a gore fan. It's competent (except the end sequence), well made, and hella gorey.

The tone is completely different than the original ones of course. It depends on your expectations.

Me, I would rather that they did more lore and less action sequences, but as a stand-alone thing, eh? I've seen worse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2013 10:20 PM (KDq5l)


idea is another with the girl, one more with Bruce and then the Necrinomicon drawing them to the same universe for a final flick

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:17 PM (vJdyz)

254 mpfs, thanks for pointing me to that song, it is catchy and addictive. One thing Ace of Spades is good for is keeping me up on the latest memes and trends so I can be the "cool mom" who already knows about them when they start making the rounds at school.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 07:17 PM (RZ8pf)

255 oh and the upcoming Mad Max isn't a remake

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:17 PM (vJdyz)

256 Peaches, I would try a new key before anything else. But that's just me. Once you have introduced any lubricants of any kind into the mechanism, it is there to stay.

I do not doubt for a moment that everyone's advice is sound..., but worst case, you end up with a spare key.

BTW, why the hell don't you have a spare key. (ducks)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

257 >>> that they really believe that those parents are incapable of pouring their kids a bowl of Kaboom in the morning.

It's not so much they believe it as they want the kids to believe it.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:19 PM (+Wfbd)

258 Have a good evening Horde!

Posted by: pac10077 (Mrs. Sven) at September 06, 2013 07:20 PM (9jfyN)

259 180  Yes, I too have watched over these answers with a certain detached concern

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 07:20 PM (OksBo)

260 221
Speaking of infidels, is the world going to explode next week? I'm only asking because I have some really crappy stuff I need to do for work and if there is a possibility that the world will go kaboom I would like to enjoy my weekend vs. dealing with crappy work stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 11:05 PM (RZ8pf)



The world may or may not explode next week. If it does, there will be immediate cancellation of any pleasant aspects to work, including prompt and accurate payment. Unpleasant crappy stuff, by contrast, will continue.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 07:20 PM (T1005)

261 Spent about 6hr today cleaning the intake manifold and EGR gadgetry on my diesel. 

What a freaking mess that was.  The piping from the intercooler to the manifold is about the diameter of a soda can and it was squeezed down to pinky diameter with carbon crud.

I can actually hear the turbocharger whine now and it accelerates like it did when new...it was kinda anemic and wheezy previously.

$90/hr at a repair shop = $540 and down a car for a couple of days.   I did the whole deal for about $20 in fresh gaskets and a few cans of squirty/dissolvey goop.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:21 PM (9MLX+)

262 BTW, why the hell don't you have a spare key. (ducks)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 11:18 PM (aDwsi)


I did not realize, until today, that it was in the wallet that was in the purse, that got stolen almost 2 years ago.  how do you like them apples? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

263 Holy shit! This site hasn't been taken down yet???

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:21 PM (EPcGF)

264 I just watched the Man with No Name trilogy.  Seems like that could be remade into a pretty good modern western series.  I thought True Grit was going to suck, but it was better than expected.  Not as good as John Wayne, but not a bad movie.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:21 PM (+Wfbd)

265 No problem PGiS. I heard it on the Conway Show on KFI and can't get it out of my brain.

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 06, 2013 07:21 PM (E1Xum)

266 45 39 OT, but are there any gearheads here tonight? Have a disturbing automotive problemo and would appreciate any input. However, if there's no interest I will just stfu about it. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:03 PM (8lmkt) spill it, sounds like aball-bearing issue Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 10:06 PM (rr0cL) I'll guess it is more of an exhaust issue. Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (GgPam) Definitely the muffler bearings. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 06, 2013 07:21 PM (MBqvE)

267 T minus 3 minutes

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (bufJH)

268 261 At least you got to see why that job is so expensive.  Hell, bring it to l.a. and i'll have an eager student get right on it

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (OksBo)

269 The True Grit remake was ok. The biggest flaw was the casting of Matt Damon. He's overrated. Anything with John Wayne in it is awsome! A proven fact!

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (8SsiG)

270 I guess you kind of had to be there off my lawn, but in my experience, all Jeeps do not suck, some gun shop proprietors will share the best information they have, and not everyone who works in a car plant is a stoned bum.

All this affected cynicism must be a product of the time of banninations we're in.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 06, 2013 07:23 PM (JNUY4)

271 254 Sure to be a big hit with the preschool crowd.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:24 PM (M/TDA)

272 Jesse Pinkman, Regarding "helpful" neighbors. Years ago there was a well-meaning elderly neighbor next door to me. She didn't drive and had no understanding of the corrosive effect of salt on a car's finish. I came home from work one day and she had just covered my driveway in salt. I could just feel the rust forming as I drove over it. And since this was in the middle of winter I couldn't hose the salt away. The poor woman thought she'd done such a nice thing for me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2013 07:24 PM (DpI6K)

273 >>> The biggest flaw was the casting of Matt Damon.He'soverrated.

Yep.  I was disappointed he didn't die like Glen Campbell did.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:24 PM (+Wfbd)

274 Holy shit! This site hasn't been taken down yet???

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:21 PM (EPcGF)


no thanks to you, Joffen.  however, glad you finally made parole . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:25 PM (8lmkt)

275 Shit almost launch time and the feed cut off!

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 07:25 PM (bufJH)

276 Yo Horde.  CDR M brings it yet one more time... thank you berry much

Posted by: zeera at September 06, 2013 07:25 PM (awL0T)

277 Da BEARS!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 06, 2013 07:25 PM (1MCcX)

278

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 11:23 PM (8SsiG)


you mean like Genghis Khan and The Three Musketeers? I love the man but not all 150+ movies he was in were all awesome

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:26 PM (vJdyz)

279 John Wayne in it is awsome! A proven fact! Posted by: puddleglum

---------------

Yeah..., but you have to put up with lamo Glen Campbell

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

280 As usual, True Grit the book, is better than the movie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

281 Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 11:25 PM (bufJH)

NASA channel if you have it...Channel 346 on DirecTv

Posted by: Country Singer at September 06, 2013 07:27 PM (LGM9b)

282 Da BEARS!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 06, 2013 11:25 PM (1MCcX)



http://tinyurl.com/mw6ssco

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:27 PM (vJdyz)

283 Launch!

Posted by: Country Singer at September 06, 2013 07:27 PM (LGM9b)

284 Damn feed keeps reloading

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 07:27 PM (bufJH)

285 Wow, that rocket did not hang around.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 06, 2013 07:27 PM (bieop)

286

middle school. My son is in middle school. And middle school kids like weird things.

 

 

 

 

Gah, my son is in middle school now. It is terrifying. T.e.r.r.i.f.y.i.n.g.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 06, 2013 07:28 PM (RZ8pf)

287 >>> Yeah..., but you have to put up with lamo Glen Campbell

The girl in the remake was better.  Glen Campbell was better than Matt Damon. 

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:28 PM (+Wfbd)

288  Genghis Khan and The Three Musketeers? Thanks alot. I was trying to forget those. Glen was a singer, not an actor and it showed.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 07:28 PM (8SsiG)

289 >>>Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot Holy shit! Look what the cat dragged in! I'm just heading to bed, but it's good to see you around here again. And Ace just updated the software, so the formatting isn't all upgefukt.* *that's a filthy lie

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 06, 2013 07:28 PM (ZFinx)

290 no thanks to you, Joffen. however, glad you finally made parole . . . Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 11:25 PM (8lmkt) I've come back a changed man, Peaches.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:28 PM (EPcGF)

291 Pocket lint is better than Matt Damon.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 07:29 PM (8SsiG)

292 263 Holy shit! This site hasn't been taken down yet???

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:21 PM (EPcGF)



Hey, Joffen -- good to see you drop in! How's it hangin'?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 07:29 PM (T1005)

293 Feed was jumpy, but at least got to see a couple stages break off.

Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 07:29 PM (bufJH)

294

School lunch programs are really just the perfect program for Dem rent seeking constituencies:  Govt jobs program for unskilled union workers; corporate welfare for agro-biz; and do-gooder public health program for the chilluns all wrapped up into one ...

 

The destruction of our republic, one Lunch Lady at a time ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 07:29 PM (WjS9o)

295 How many of the people, celebrating San Antonio's ban on non-celebrators of homosexuality, are also the ones who demand "Democracy Now!!1!"? If you can ban them from running from office, or passing initiatives (e.g. Prop. , then what's to stop them from banning people from voting? It is a total hypocrisy. You can force businesses to forfiet their 1st Amendment rights and cater to events that celebrate homosexuality because of "non-discrimination" that say you have to cater to everyone equally; this is because the business owners allegedly can do this privately. Yet, a city government can discriminate against people who privately disagree!

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 07:30 PM (Vk2pI)

296 I've come back a changed man, Peaches.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:28 PM (EPcGF)


ah, shit, we gotta call you Chelsea now? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:30 PM (8lmkt)

297 281 Posted by: logprof at September 06, 2013 11:25 PM (bufJH)

NASA channel if you have it...Channel 346 on DirecTv

Posted by: Country Singer at September 06, 2013 11:27 PM (LGM9b)

You have to get HD to receive that channel. They used to have a "normal" channel on DirecTV.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 07:30 PM (74gkr)

298 Evening

I liked the article about raising kids like it was the '80s from Ace's thread below; I've often thought about doing that should I ever have children. The '80s were a fun time for kids, imo. I think it could last longer than two weeks, tho. Tasha Tudor raised her children in the '30s/'40s without electricity or water... on purpose! I've always admired that.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 07:31 PM (KL49F)

299 26 ok so need a good IWB holster for a 1911/ .45ACP pistol any suggestions? Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 09:59 PM (rr0cL) What Bomber said, Crossbreed Holsters.

Posted by: lindafell at September 06, 2013 07:31 PM (PGO8C)

300 At least you got to see why that job is so expensive.

Yea, it was 6 solid hours of steady plugging away.  On the transverse 4-banger TDI, all the EGR hardware is tucked behind the intake manifold next to the firewall near the center for maximum inacessability...and there's an EGR cooler unit that gets cloggy too and has water hose plumbing you gotta diddle with. 

Some people are disabling the EGR system to eliminate that carbon buildup crap, but some generations of ECM apparently throw error codes when you do that.  Its only a as-needed 80k-100k miles deal though, so its not something you'd endure frequently.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (9MLX+)

301 >>> ah, shit, we gotta call you Chelsea now?

That's fucking funny.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (+Wfbd)

302 Posted by: DC in Towson at September 06, 2013 11:28 PM (ZFinx) Hahaha yeah the HQ hasn't changed since 2008. Have a good night, DC.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (EPcGF)

303 Sounds like a successful launch - knock on wood !

Posted by: Adriane... at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (j/FJV)

304 What sort of a day did O'Bumbles have today? Over the last several days, weeks and months, we've : - seen the MoBros, OB's Chosen People, tossed out of power and mostly into jail (with a few having their heads put on display) - seen Putin out-think OB in a variety of ways, call for evidence to be presented to the UN, and move a few warships to the Syrian coast, to protect his ally and his naval base; - read about the Iranians making a threat or 50 (of the KaBoom type) in support of their long term ally, whom they've supported with Very Large Piles of Money that their own people really needed; ... IOW, Putin, Iran and Assad are no longer playing around. ... and now we find out that Samantha Power, that Vulcan-like Super-Genius from Harvard, had based her advice (and implicitly OB's Syrian policy) on the belief that Iran and maybe Russia would drop Assad, after somehow concluding that "in-country inspectors" and/or "the horror that Assad had used poison gas" would be enough. I think I've seen this movie. "The Plan" was utter jibberish, "The Expert" was an actor with a really good dialogue writer ... there never was any ... I wonder if anyone in the Chicago Office or Jarret's cabal has clean underwear. I wonder if O'Bumbles can keep his food down. I wonder if M'Chelle is still proud of him ... The curtain has been pulled back ... this is a real Wizard-of-Oz Moment.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (FlRtG)

305 282  Microsoft hates jay cutler

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 06, 2013 07:32 PM (1MCcX)

306 Not exactly....

Posted by: Jennifer, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:33 PM (EPcGF)

307 Yeah..., but you have to put up with lamo Glen Campbell

The girl in the remake was better. Glen Campbell was better than Matt Damon.
Posted by: Bomber
----------------

So we're down to John Wayne vs. Jeff Bridges?
I can't call it. Wayne was Wayne. Bridges did a great job

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:33 PM (aDwsi)

308 I thought True Grit was going to suck, but it was better than expected. Not as good as John Wayne, but not a bad movie. Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:21 PM (+Wfbd) The girl was awesome. Bridges was okay as Rooster, but I wish he'd avoid eating oatmeal while he's saying his lines.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 06, 2013 07:33 PM (MBqvE)

309 Saw the launch very clearly from South Philly. We saluted it with a toast.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 06, 2013 07:33 PM (4wLfM)

310 Damn you guys are quick.



ok so need a good IWB holster for a 1911/ .45ACP pistol any suggestions?


Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 09:59 PM (rr0cL)




I have a Galco Stow n Go that I like if I have to take the gun off for any reason (like going into a restaurant that serves alcohol, at least until the first of October). Otherwise I have a Fugly from Dragon Leather Works. Also have never heard anything bad about the Crossbreed Super-Tuck.



Oh, and Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 07:33 PM (yh0zB)

311 282 Microsoft hates jay cutler

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 06, 2013 11:32 PM (1MCcX)


don't we all

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:33 PM (vJdyz)

312 Anyway. How've you guys been? What'd I miss?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:34 PM (EPcGF)

313
   Jeeps most definitely DO NOT suck.  We had a Willys MB built in 1944 that was still going when I graduated from high school.  Dad and one of my uncles bought 6 surplus for $50 per, and kept one.

  It had the fording kit, plus winch, and would go any old where, the drawback was it would high center sometimes if you didn't watch. It was still going when I left for the Army.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2013 07:34 PM (SAMxH)

314 298 The really fun era for kids was the 50s to the early 60's

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:34 PM (M/TDA)

315 >>> Microsoft hates jay cutler

A lot of people hate Jay Cutler.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:34 PM (+Wfbd)

316 The Great P.J. O'Rourke http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/ i-came-i-saw-i-skedaddled_752783.html remove the return after les/

Posted by: Adriane... at September 06, 2013 07:36 PM (j/FJV)

317 I think I've seen this movie.

Plan 9 From Outer Space

We used to make jokes at IBM about "Plan 9" whenever someone proposed some completely stupid shit.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:36 PM (9MLX+)

318 The really fun era for kids was the 50s to the early 60's Posted by: Tuna
-------------------

Agreed. Well, there was the problem of polio and the cold war...., but otherwise, it was the best time to be a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:36 PM (aDwsi)

319 this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbGACQ4DoBU

Posted by: AltonJackson has been asleep for over seventeen minutes at September 06, 2013 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

320 Saw the lift-off from southern CT. Then it disappeared. Musta been a stage change.

Posted by: Corona at September 06, 2013 07:36 PM (fh2Y7)

321

So we're down to John Wayne vs. Jeff Bridges?
I can't call it. Wayne was Wayne. Bridges did a great job


The girl in the remake was very good. Yes, Bridges did a great job. I still prefered Wayne.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 07:37 PM (8SsiG)

322 312 Anyway.

How've you guys been? What'd I miss?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:34 PM (EPcGF)




Nothing......and everything. The Horde abides..... Whassup in your life?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 07:37 PM (T1005)

323 84 Okay, and muchas gracias for letting me roll this out. I have a 2002 Jeep Liberty with 61,000 miles on it. Cherry. Nice ride. Today, I go out there and put the key in and the fucker won't turn. No wheel lock involved (had that before, know what to do). So, I keep trying and eventually the fucker turns and starts the car. Then it happened again, the very next time I tried to start it. The key looks pretty worn, but it's just a regular key, no chip or any of that nonsense. I got a spare when I bought it, but apparently it was in the wallet that was in the purse that got stolen out of my house 2 years ago. So, what do I do? Get a spare key made and hope that works? Go to the dealer (shudders) or the Pep Boys tomorrow (assuming the key will turn again) and have a new ignition lock put in? I fuckin' hate this shit. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (8lmkt) I have a 99 Jeep Grand Cherokee, and the same thing happened twice to mine. First time I took it to the dealer, they "fixed" it. 6 months later at the beach, it happened again. That time I got a locksmith to come out (it was Sunday night at 9pm, and we were 10 miles from where we were staying) and fix it. He told me that Jeeps had a real problem with the tumblers in their ignitions. He put new tumblers in, and I have not had a problem with the ignition in 8 years. BTW, the dealer will just get a locksmith to come out to fix it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 07:37 PM (BXLPR)

324 282 Microsoft hates jay cutler

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 06, 2013 11:32 PM (1MCcX)

them, too? 

Posted by: Chicago at September 06, 2013 07:38 PM (8lmkt)

325
When we were in Saint Petersburg a couple of years ago, we toured some of the Czar's prisons where they kept political prisoners......just sayin'.....
Posted by: cthulhu


Obama has Valerie measuring for drapes and Cass taking notes

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 07:38 PM (CMlD4)

326 Just read the San Antonio ordinance. It doesn't bar anyone from running for city council, only from sitting on various appointed boards.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 07:38 PM (Vk2pI)

327 Just watched the Minotaur / LADEE launch from the Wallops Island launch site located about 80 miles SSW by S from here at Long Neck, DE. I saw the burns for Stages 1, 2 and 3. At its height during Stage 2, the length if the rocket tail was about the width of my index finger held out at arm's length. The smoke from the Srage 2 / 3 separation can still be seen overhead toward the East. Really great to have seen this!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:38 PM (CYKf3)

328 >>> Yes, Bridges did a great job. I still prefered Wayne.

Yep.  I admit to being doubly biased about LeBouef.  Always hated Matt Damon, and Glen Campbell is a distant cousin.  Never met him, but we are related.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:38 PM (+Wfbd)

329 not the tits we want but the TitS we need

http://tinyurl.com/kxx4r8t

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:39 PM (vJdyz)

330

I don't see how you can ban people from running for office - there is no way that can survive a court test, or we are truly doomed.  I mean, how could it possibly be enforced?   Truth serum interrogations?

 

So it took me about a day to get suspended from twitter - I guess they don't really want you to "join the conversation" after all ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 07:39 PM (WjS9o)

331 went out to the soybean field and had a great view of the rocket. We're located on the No. Neck of Virginia, just across the Bay from the Eastern Shore.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2013 07:39 PM (amk95)

332 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 11:37 PM (BXLPR)

THANK YOU!!!  I got locksmiths.  I hate car dealerships.  I will do as you suggest.  Very much appreciate you taking the time to share that. 

Posted by: Chicago at September 06, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)

333 He told me that Jeeps had a real problem with the tumblers in their ignitions.

(O)(O)

How do you screw up tumblers?  That's pretty old tech.  Make'em out of plastic or cardboard?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:40 PM (9MLX+)

334 oops, silly murdering sock . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:40 PM (8lmkt)

335 I saw the launch from my upstairs window. It was brighter and higher than I expected.  (I knew I wasn't just looking at a helicopter going by, because the dimming and relighting matched the coasting, re-ignition and stage separation reports on the live broadcast.

Posted by: rtw at September 06, 2013 07:40 PM (6zfQZ)

336 Nothing......and everything. The Horde abides..... Whassup in your life? Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:37 PM (T1005) I moved to Canada. It's not going well. Other than that, things are great!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:40 PM (EPcGF)

337 Beautiful launch into a beautiful night sky as seen from 70 miles West of Richmond.

Thanks CDR M.

Posted by: JNL at September 06, 2013 07:41 PM (3WGRF)

338 Adriane - Nice link. Thanks

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)

339 "I Came, I Saw, I Skedaddled". P. J. O'Rourke http://tinyurl.com/lu6gzys

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:41 PM (M/TDA)

340 I moved to Canada.

It's not going well.

Other than that, things are great!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:40 PM (EPcGF)


Damn, Joffen.  Sorry to hear that.  We miss you, though, and it's very good to see you here tonight.  Where in Canuckistan? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:42 PM (8lmkt)

341 Thanks TPH, that's good to know - better, but still a litmus test and therefore not equal protection or freedom of religion/association ... enforcement would still be an issue as well ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 07:42 PM (WjS9o)

342 How do you screw up tumblers? That's pretty old tech. Make'em out of plastic or cardboard?
Posted by: Purp
---------------

Have them made by Chrysler

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

343 I didn't see shit from here outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor, but at least I tried...

Posted by: AltonJackson has been asleep for over seventeen minutes at September 06, 2013 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

344 264 I just watched the Man with No Name trilogy. Seems like that could be remade into a pretty good modern western series.

I'm not so sure. Cast your eye over the field of current candidates, and ask who could play the part that Eastwood did. You need someone who projects all sorts of things with few or no words. I can't think of anyone, can you? I did rule out Matt Damon right away.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 07:44 PM (bKA83)

345 Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 11:42 PM (8lmkt) --- It's all good. I'm moving back soon. I've missed you guys, too. I wonder how a President Romney or President (insert your favorite) would be doing right now? Oh, if only....

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:44 PM (EPcGF)

346 Thanks TPH, that's good to know - better, but still a litmus test and therefore not equal protection or freedom of religion/association ... enforcement would still be an issue as well ... Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 11:42 PM (WjS9o) Just want to be accurate. Nothing can more easily destroy any logical or legitimate claims against the ordinance than to make a single claim that isn't consistent with the actual facts.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 07:44 PM (Vk2pI)

347 336 Nothing......and everything. The Horde abides..... Whassup in your life?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:37 PM (T1005)

I moved to Canada.

It's not going well.

Other than that, things are great!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:40 PM (EPcGF)



If you're avoiding the draft, your time machine needs recalibration.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 07:45 PM (T1005)

348 Have them made by Chrysler

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 11:42 PM (aDwsi)



Friend of mine had a 73 Charger, one night the key would not go in the lock at all. The little spring-loaded door that covers the lock when the key isn't in froze shut. I was able to break it loose with a screwdriver for her. Did I mention it was 3AM and we were just getting off work? Murphy's Law, at the worst possible time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 07:45 PM (yh0zB)

349 Wife and I caught a good glimpse of it. Pretty cool. Night all!

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at September 06, 2013 07:45 PM (CgVEi)

350

Cast your eye over the field of current candidates, and ask who could play the part that Eastwood did.


Or the part that Lee Van Cleef did for that matter.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 07:47 PM (8SsiG)

351 >>> Cast your eye over the field of current candidates, and ask who could play the part that Eastwood did.

Yeah, that'd be the hard part.  Good movies, they just seemed more dated than most of what gets remade these days.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 07:47 PM (+Wfbd)

352 "26 ok so need a good IWB holster for a 1911/ .45ACP pistol any suggestions?


Posted by: duke at September 06, 2013 09:59 PM (rr0cL)"



This.


http://www.alessigunholsters.com/hideout-1/



It is a little spendy but you won't regret it.  The only problem with it is that it is so comfortable that you can forget you are wearing it and sit down on a wooden bench in a restaurant booth with a loud clunk.  I can draw from it sitting or standing or even wearing a seat belt in a car.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 06, 2013 07:47 PM (31Nrp)

353 Spent about 6hr today cleaning the intake manifold and EGR gadgetry on my diesel.

What a freaking mess that was. The piping from the intercooler to the manifold is about the diameter of a soda can and it was squeezed down to pinky diameter with carbon crud.

I can actually hear the turbocharger whine now and it accelerates like it did when new...it was kinda anemic and wheezy previously.

$90/hr at a repair shop = $540 and down a car for a couple of days. I did the whole deal for about $20 in fresh gaskets and a few cans of squirty/dissolvey goop.


Posted by: Purp


I installed an aftermarket blower on my Dad's VW Dasher Diesel, when I was in high school. It wasn't too hard - wiring it up to a blank switch on the dash took the longest.  Does all that EGR crap interfere with your ability to lay a cloud of greasy black smoke on someone behind you?

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 07:47 PM (CMlD4)

354 I wonder how a President Romney or President (insert your favorite) would be doing right now? Oh, if only....

yeah, well, we need to gird our loins for Preznit Cankles, cause the GOP couldn't find their ass with both hands and a 3-way mirror.  it really boggles the mind.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:47 PM (8lmkt)

355 If you're avoiding the draft, your time machine needs recalibration. Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005) ---- Shit. I knew I shouldn't have used it while drinking.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:47 PM (EPcGF)

356 I wonder how a President Romney or President (insert your favorite) would be doing right now? Oh, if only....

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:44 PM (EPcGF)


Well, at least now we know not to lament McCain losing in '08; a President McCain would be trying to "punish" Assad with no proof, too. Sigh.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 07:48 PM (KL49F)

357 GGE - Frozen door locks used to be a fact of life for me in Indiana. I would heat the key with a cigarette lighter, shove it in and wait for a few seconds. Always worked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

358 @  348

   GGE, you ever hear of Jacob's law?

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2013 07:48 PM (SAMxH)

359

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 11:44 PM (bKA83)


off the top of my head

Joesph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy and Ryan Gosling

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:48 PM (vJdyz)

360 nerdygirl, sorry for being so late. Mom roped me into WWF, again!  Rush's theory is they are trying to make kids associate food with government. Just like your pet associates you with food, thereby creating a whole nother generation of underclass. Fits, doesn't it?

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 07:49 PM (XyrkB)

361 yeah, well, we need to gird our loins for Preznit Cankles, cause the GOP couldn't find their ass with both hands and a 3-way mirror. it really boggles the mind. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 11:47 PM (8lmkt) Change of plans. I'm staying in Canada.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:49 PM (EPcGF)

362 I wonder how a President Romney or President (insert your favorite) would be doing right now? Oh, if only.... Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:44 PM (EPcGF) Mmmmm, President Perry!

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 07:49 PM (b9xr2)

363 I bought a 74' New Yorker at an impound auction for $50 back in the 80's.  It had 40k original on it and had been owned by a 70yo guy who abandoned it when part of the wiring harness torched and the carb burned up.

Rebuilt the carb, fixed the torched wires, called the old guy who still had the keys who was glad someone was gonna save it.

Changed *7* of the spark plugs.  The 8th you'd have to unbolt an engine mount and jack the fucking engine to get to.  Yea right.  Go with that. 

It lasted two years, then reverse shit the bed on the trans.  I drove it to a scrap yard and vowed to never buy another Chrysler...even if was only $50.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:49 PM (9MLX+)

364 350 Hard to replace Eli Wallach too

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:50 PM (M/TDA)

365 Mmmmm, President Perry! 2016?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 07:50 PM (EPcGF)

366 Spent about 6hr today cleaning the intake manifold and EGR gadgetry on my diesel.

makes me feel a little less superior about vacuuming in the oppressive heat . . . still, one must have heroes and you are now one of mine. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt)

367 Or the part that Lee Van Cleef did for that matter. Posted by: puddleglum
--------------

Or Festus. Basically, anyone with common sense, a rudiment of experience in life, and a little spine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

368 well, the H-D dealer down the street is serving free pancakes again tomorrow morning

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

369 [iu]I wonder how a President Romney or President (insert your favorite) would be doing right now? Oh, if only.... yeah, well, we need to gird our loins for Preznit Cankles, cause the GOP couldn't find their ass with both hands and a 3-way mirror. it really boggles the mind. Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 11:47 PM (8lmkt) I'd be bombing SyriaÂ… with Lunar mass-drivers!!!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at September 06, 2013 07:52 PM (Vk2pI)

370

Tuna, then why did the boomers turn out to be such a bitter cadre that are still angry with their parents (and all other authority) to this day?  Growing up in the 70's and 80's was fun because the rules were pretty much do whatever you want, racial tensions and violence had ebbed, things were peaceful, and we went from malaise to prosperity, mainly through cool new tech ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 07:52 PM (WjS9o)

371 Mmmmm, President Perry!

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 11:49 PM (b9xr2)


I still like that guy!  In '16, the GOP has no veterans  on their bench, except Perry. Would be nice to have military experience in the Oval Office again (excluding McCain, of course).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 07:52 PM (KL49F)

372 All five stages successful, LADEE is on its way to the moon.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 06, 2013 07:52 PM (bieop)

373

    Jacob's Law states that Murphy is an optimist.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2013 07:53 PM (SAMxH)

374 hell, if he could ever get a western accent down, Idris Elba would be a great Man With No Name

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:53 PM (vJdyz)

375 I'd be bombing SyriaÂ… with Lunar mass-drivers!!!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at September 06, 2013 11:52 PM (Vk2pI)

yeah, maybe you pay for the jewelry, big man?


Posted by: Tiffany's at September 06, 2013 07:54 PM (8lmkt)

376 First indication we will have about the quality of new Mad Max movie is the rating. If it gets an R, that is promising. If it gets a PG-13, stick a fork in it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 07:54 PM (DFqz1)

377 irongrampa, my dad had one of those, too.  Provided us rugged, rustic  transport down to the river for many the family gathering.  It was always much  sought after, during garage sales. We had to put a huge sign on it: NOT FOR SALE!  But then he got old, and gave it away. *sniff*

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 07:54 PM (XyrkB)

378 364 350
Hard to replace Eli Wallach too


Big-time. He's one of those underrated guys; in that movie I saw him as a sort of character-actor/sidekick part, which doesn't sound like much, but he really projected a combination of comedy, menace, and unpredictability that would be really hard to not screw up if you were redoing it.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 07:54 PM (bKA83)

379 Peaches: "can I use WD?"

Something thicker, if you have or can find it.

Grease instead of a liquid. WD is thin, runny stuff.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 06, 2013 07:54 PM (gqT4g)

380 Purp - Diesel fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NRaqgab0_w

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 07:55 PM (CMlD4)

381 vowed to never buy another Chrysler...even if was only $50.
Posted by: Purp
----------------

We may have had this discussion before. A friend had a ratted-out, rusty, smoking, K-car. I rode with him to lunch one day. He commented, "You know what amazes me? This is the car that saved  Chrysler."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

382 Something thicker, if you have or can find it.

Grease instead of a liquid. WD is thin, runny stuff.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 06, 2013 11:54 PM (gqT4g)


ah, shit, I'll just take it over to the dealer.  will bring along the WD for when they bend me over . . . should work just fine. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 07:56 PM (8lmkt)

383 370 Can't figure that out myself. My childhood was great and I'm grateful for all my parents provided.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 07:56 PM (M/TDA)

384 330 So it took me about a day to get suspended from twitter - I guess they don't really want you to "join the conversation" after all ...
Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 11:39 PM (WjS9o)

They want you to "agree with the conversation".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 07:56 PM (74gkr)

385 Keep the smoke in the motor to make moar power ...

Posted by: Gale Banks at September 06, 2013 07:57 PM (WjS9o)

386 342 Jeep decided it would be a good idea to put the computer right above the engine

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 07:57 PM (OksBo)

387 Anybody who attempts to remake The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly should be hung from the nearest tree.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 07:57 PM (DFqz1)

388 Aslan's Girl, I've also been eyeing Cruz. I like him; he's feisty!

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 07:57 PM (b9xr2)

389 381 He commented, "You know what amazes me? This is the car that saved Chrysler."

It saved them only because that was the right moment for putting over a big con: massively cutting your costs by going to a common set of components, and selling to a large group of buyers who had, against all odds, not yet given up on you. It worked -- once.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 07:57 PM (bKA83)

390 All five stages successful, LADEE is on its way to the moon. Posted by: Waterhouse
----------------

Crap. So it wasn't a thinly disguised launch on Iran.
Rats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

391

Kalneva, it's simpler then that ... socialism ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 07:58 PM (WjS9o)

392

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 11:54 PM (DFqz1)


dunno why, all three Mad Max films would be considered PG-13 these days (Thunderdome has a  PG-13 rating)

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 07:58 PM (vJdyz)

393 Does all that EGR crap interfere with your ability to lay a cloud of greasy black smoke on someone behind you?

All the VW diesels from the early TDI (Z1/AHU/ALH engines) onward are pretty clean and don't make hardly any black smoke.

The newer Pump Duze and Common Rail TDI's are real good.  The most recent Common Rail TDI even meets CA's most stringent emissions requirements for CO, NOx, and particulates...

...cleaner than most gas engines actually.  They got a particulate trap system now that traps the particulates and goes through an automatic "regen" cycle every so often and heats the particulate crud up to the point where it combusts and cleans the trap out.

The larger VW's implement the AddBlue system too to cut NOx further.

These ain't your old school diesels.  This shit be high tech

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 07:58 PM (9MLX+)

394 342 How do you screw up tumblers? That's pretty old tech. Make'em out of plastic or cardboard? Posted by: Purp --------------- Have them made by Chrysler Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 11:42 PM (aDwsi) Whatever was holding the tumblers in place failed, or that they used cheap tumblers. Whatever the reason, 9 years later Chrysler went tits up for the second time in 25 years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 07:59 PM (BXLPR)

395 388 Aslan's Girl, I've also been eyeing Cruz. I like him; he's feisty!

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 11:57 PM (b9xr2)


I like him, too. A  *lot*.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 07:59 PM (KL49F)

396

387 Anybody who attempts to remake The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly should be hung from the nearest tree.


And Blondie won't be there to "save" him.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 07:59 PM (8SsiG)

397 Almost time for breakfast.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 08:00 PM (+Wfbd)

398 388 Nothing fazes him. Lots going on behind those eyes.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 08:00 PM (M/TDA)

399 379  That is terrible terrible advice, in my still-humble

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 08:00 PM (OksBo)

400 >will bring along the WD for when they bend me over . . . should work just fine.


WD is not a lubricant- no, for your serious auto repair ass-reamings. you wanna go with white lithium grease or maybe a heavy duty ball-bearing grease

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

401 you can go all through Sergio Corbucci's films and find handfuls of flicks that deserve remakes but I personally would love to see a Django remake

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 08:01 PM (vJdyz)

402

We fucked our kids up, but good, giving them everything. We were spoiled, but not nearly as spoiled  as our kids are. I'm speaking as the last of the baby-boomers, born in 1964, and with my kids being on the cusp, where they are still somewhat reasonable, but way spoiled. I can blame my ex-husband, who still showers them  with lavish vacations, etc., but I am just as bad. My "kids" have good manners, however, and know how to behave in society  and at a job interview. That's something, but like I said, they're on the cusp. Lawn. You know what to do.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:01 PM (XyrkB)

403 Best scene in "For A Few Dollars More"

http://tinyurl.com/mle6737


Posted by: scott at September 06, 2013 08:02 PM (piOfL)

404 On the other hand, I just helped a neighbor pull the engine from his freshly acquired Model A pick-up. Been in a barn for 50 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

405 397 Almost time for breakfast.

Thanks for being where you are, and doing what you do.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 08:02 PM (bKA83)

406 395 I like him, too. A *lot*. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 11:59 PM (KL49F) I saw him first! J/k

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 08:03 PM (b9xr2)

407

Thx for reply Tuna - it's not all good - my generation at midlife is certainly struggling.  I think the chix have it the hardest - one foot in the norms of their pre-feminist mothers, the other in our post-feminist reality.  I think they end up feeling like they have to have it all or be unfulfilled, and that is just not possible ...

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:03 PM (WjS9o)

408 WD is not a lubricant- no, for your serious auto repair ass-reamings. you wanna go with white lithium grease or maybe a heavy duty ball-bearing grease

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2013 12:00 AM (8sCoq)


um, I wasn't talkin' about the car there, Jones . . . and, dammit, I used to have a tube of lithium grease, but I shitcanned that car and gave it to my mechanic friend.  d'oh!

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 08:03 PM (8lmkt)

409 On the other hand, I just helped a neighbor pull the engine from his freshly acquired Model A pick-up. Been in a barn for 50 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 12:02 AM (aDwsi)


that's what I want, 29 Model A Pickup

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 08:03 PM (vJdyz)

410 Bomber, KaBoom for breakfast?

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 08:04 PM (b9xr2)

411 I'm going to College and in my economics class we're using a textbook written by Paul Krugman. It is surprisingly even-handed.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 08:04 PM (EPcGF)

412 Almost time for breakfast.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 12:00 AM (+Wfbd)


I wish bacons for you, Bomber.  Lots and lots of bacons. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 08:04 PM (8lmkt)

413 Mmmmm, President Perry! Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 11:49 PM (b9xr2) I still like that guy! In '16, the GOP has no veterans on their bench, except Perry. Would be nice to have military experience in the Oval Office again (excluding McCain, of course). Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 06, 2013 11:52 PM (KL49F) Three good reasons to elect Perry: 1). The success of Texas' economy 2). NOT a community organizer 3). Ummm, uhÂ… I forgotÂ…

Posted by: Derp at September 06, 2013 08:05 PM (Vk2pI)

414 QUICK POLL


Pale Rider or High Plains Drifter?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:05 PM (8sCoq)

415 403 Best scene in "For A Few Dollars More"

Klaus Kinski was the only recognizable (in America anyway) European actor in any of those movies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 08:05 PM (DFqz1)

416 High Plains Drifter

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 08:05 PM (8SsiG)

417 360 nerdygirl, sorry for being so late. Mom roped me into WWF, again! Rush's theory is they are trying to make kids associate food with government. Just like your pet associates you with food, thereby creating a whole nother generation of underclass. Fits, doesn't it?

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 11:49 PM (XyrkB)



I already associate food with government -- http://tinyurl.com/kynpfv5

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 08:06 PM (T1005)

418 WD is not a lubricant- no, for your serious auto repair ass-reamings. you wanna go with white lithium grease or maybe a heavy duty ball-bearing grease
Posted by: Jones in CO
-------

Rear end lube will vary. but 80-90 weight is ball park.
Did I just say ball park?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

419 I'm starting to think these guys on Ancient Aliens are full of shit.

Posted by: UWP at September 06, 2013 08:06 PM (vj51i)

420 High Plains Drifter

Posted by: scott at September 06, 2013 08:06 PM (piOfL)

421 High Plains Drifter. Not even close.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 08:07 PM (DFqz1)

422 Pale Rider or High Plains Drifter?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2013 12:05 AM (8sCoq)


High Plains Drifter, no question.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 08:07 PM (8lmkt)

423 419 LOL

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:07 PM (WjS9o)

424

My future wife doesn't think I'm nuts to point out how the whole upcoming animated Turkey Movie is little more than an anti-meat eating propaganda meant to brainwash very young kids.

If we ever have another civil war the media should be one of the first targets.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:08 PM (zxqWd)

425 It saved them only because that was the right moment for putting over a big con: massively cutting your costs by going to a common set of components, and selling to a large group of buyers who had, against all odds, not yet given up on you. It worked -- once. Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 11:57 PM (bKA83) They got bailed out in 82, introduced the K-Car to government buying agencies, and then bought Jeep to make themselves hold on until 2008. Jeep was the only reason Mercedes bought Chrysler, and once they got their mitts on Jeep's 4WD tech, they sold it off. Fiat then bought Chrysler for access to its dealer network, and you guessed it, Jeep.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 08:08 PM (BXLPR)

426 Ancient Aliens guys have awesome hair.

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2013 08:08 PM (5Xlg3)

427 Well, High Plains Drifter had Marion Wormer in it

but I like the end shootout in Pale Rider- when the leader of the railroad posse gets a look at Eastwood's face and says "YOU!"- and I was like whoa, there's a whole nother movie in there somewhere

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

428 407 My mom never worked. Raised 4 kids. Was my dad's equal partner in everything but I guess today's girls would consider her as a very poor example of womanhood. So sad.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 08:09 PM (M/TDA)

429 411 I'm going to College and in my economics class we're using a textbook written by Paul Krugman. It is surprisingly even-handed.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 07, 2013 12:04 AM (EPcGF)



Oh, so it was written before Bush got elected and he went batshit, was it?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 08:11 PM (T1005)

430 QUICK POLL


The Outlaw Josey Wales or Unforgiven

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

431 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2013 11:39 PM (amk95) Can't believe I missed this! Being off the grid has its disadvantages.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 06, 2013 08:11 PM (XdnQT)

432 Eli Wallach is in the two greatest westerns of all time, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly and The Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 08:11 PM (DFqz1)

433 The porn version:  Huge Penis Drifter

Posted by: Keyser Soze at September 06, 2013 08:11 PM (omBWL)

434 Peaches, I'd get a quote from an oxsmith. I mean locksmith. (10 internets to anyone who knows the source of that) If it's too high, there's always hotwiring. I've replaced ignition switches, it's usually not fun. And then there's the matching key problem. Either way get a spare key. If you only have one, you have no backup.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (qyfb5)

435 Oh, so it was written before Bush got elected and he went batshit, was it? Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:11 AM (T1005) There was a time when he wasn't insane? (it's copyright 2005, so no)

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (EPcGF)

436 Nicotine is found also in garden tomatoes, peppers, and other nightshades. Many of which are decorative garden flowers, or roadside weeds. Because it is a naturally occurring plant alkaloid.

Good luck banning a ubiquitous fucking product of nature, you dipshits.

Posted by: lauraw at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (yGblt)

437

Posted by: Joe at September 07, 2013 12:03 AM (WjS9o)

 

Luckily, though my mom streams invectives, about the evil white patriarchy,  when she's drinking, she's the total antithesis of feminism in real life. So I came into adulthood, and wife-hood, with some man-pleasing skills. Why did they have to make men the enemy? And she alternates between admiring my marriage, and castigating me for being so  subjugated. Like getting hubby a plate is somehow minimizing me. How 'bout he works his ass off? So I can live nicely. That doesn't count, somehow. This is the feminazi legacy.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (XyrkB)

438 Outlaw Josey Wales. I always thought Unforgiven was overrated.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (DFqz1)

439 430 Tough one. Josey Wales.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (M/TDA)

440 GGE, you ever hear of Jacob's law?

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2013 11:48 PM (SAMxH)



Not until you defined it. That's high-larious. About right, though.



Purp, I had a Dodge Rampage that I bought for $50 and drove for 10 years and almost 200K miles. Great little trucklet, by the time I scrapped it I only had a little under 500 in it (had to swap the motor once and the trans 3x, but the trans was because I was dead-set on having a 5 spd and it took me that long to find a good one). I should have kept it and made a Lemons car out of it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:12 PM (yh0zB)

441 The Magnificent Seven Inches

Posted by: Keyser Soze at September 06, 2013 08:13 PM (omBWL)

442 The Outlaw Josey Wales

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 08:13 PM (8SsiG)

443

402 True dat Kalneva.  This is what is odd - I don't consider myself a boomer because I was born in 65, first year of declining birthrates (many half empty schools), and my cultural context was much more "punk" then "hippie" - but I have an older brother and sister (60, 63) which would both technically be boomers, so how can one family break into two generations?

 

FWIW, my brother's cultural context would be Lynyrd Skynyrd, and my sister's, Foreigner ...

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:13 PM (WjS9o)

444 Dang it, I should be in bed, but noooooooo, I just had to flip over to one of my favorite movies "just for a minute".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 06, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)

445 Josey Wales is another Eastwood classic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 06, 2013 08:13 PM (XdnQT)

446 Josey Wales. Nothing wrong with Unforgiven..., just not as good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:13 PM (aDwsi)

447 Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 12:08 AM (zxqWd) Can I pillage Fox for my harem?

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 08:15 PM (6TV0b)

448

OJW, FTW

Unix rules - he who does the most with the least keystrokes WINS

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:15 PM (WjS9o)

449 My mom never worked. Raised 4 kids.

oh, yeah, that's more like a fuckin' vacation, right? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 08:15 PM (8lmkt)

450 I've been running Dodge mini-vans into the dirt for the last few years, they're cheap and they work (as long as you don't want anything fancy - like working AC).

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 08:15 PM (CMlD4)

451 Good evening, Horde. I finished my friend's wedding shawl, in a bar with her this evening. I let her knit the last stitch, she was delighted. She was circumspect on the topic of her possessing vagina dentata. She has a third nipple, so she could have totally absorbed a twin in utero. What?

Posted by: Gingy at September 06, 2013 08:15 PM (aH+zP)

452 435 Oh, so it was written before Bush got elected and he went batshit, was it?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:11 AM (T1005)

There was a time when he wasn't insane?

(it's copyright 2005, so no)

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 07, 2013 12:12 AM (EPcGF)



He earned a real Nobel (not the f'ing Peace Price) in 2008 for his work some years prior, so -- yeah, at one point he actually was not a worthless batshit douchenozzle. Clearly, those times have passed.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 08:16 PM (T1005)

453 I've been running Dodge mini-vans into the dirt for the last few years, they're cheap and they work (as long as you don't want anything fancy - like working AC).

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2013 12:15 AM (CMlD4)


clearly you don't embarrass easily . . . if it came down to driving a minivan or taking the bus, I'd really have to think about it.  long and hard.  bless your heart, Jean, you're a way better person than I am.

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM (8lmkt)

454 402 We fucked our kids up, but good, giving them everything. We were spoiled, but not nearly as spoiled as our kids are. I'm speaking as the last of the baby-boomers, born in 1964, and with my kids being on the cusp, where they are still somewhat reasonable, but way spoiled. I can blame my ex-husband, who still showers them with lavish vacations, etc., but I am just as bad. My "kids" have good manners, however, and know how to behave in society and at a job interview. That's something, but like I said, they're on the cusp. Lawn. You know what to do. Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 12:01 AM (XyrkB) Hey, I am at the beginning of GenX, and all I have ever felt like is that we were put on the earth to make up for whatever the Boomers fucked up. All through school we were the class that was never able to do anything because the classes in front of us fucked things up. Then we were the ones that started turning 18 when the drinking ages were raised, screwing us. Hell, with all the shit Clinton, Bush, and Obama have dropped on us, I am hoping that our generation just says "fuck it, someone else can clean this shit up".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM (BXLPR)

455 On the other hand, I just helped a neighbor pull the
engine from his freshly acquired Model A pick-up. Been in a barn for 50
years.


Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 12:02 AM (aDwsi)

that's what I want, 29 Model A Pickup

Posted by: The Dude

I'm pining for an 81 Rabbit Diesel pickup - with one of those old school engines that can run away and just keep going after you refill it with oil.

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM (CMlD4)

456 Josey Wales.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM (yh0zB)

457 Loved everything about "Once Upon a Time in the West" Charles Bronson, Claudia Cardinale, Jason Robards and Henry Fonda, playing against type, as a stone cold killer.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2013 08:18 PM (M/TDA)

458 She was circumspect on the topic of her possessing vagina dentata. She has a third nipple, so she could have totally absorbed a twin in utero.

What? Posted by: Gingy
-----------------------

Uhhhh, oh. Weird dreams if I stay here any longer.
Hi Gingy.

Nite all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

459 I have heard of Jacob's ladder...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:19 PM (zxqWd)

460 (it's copyright 2005, so no)

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 07, 2013 12:12 AM (EPcGF)



Is it like "3rd edition"? -- 'cause the first edition might be a little long in the tooth.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 08:19 PM (T1005)

461 443 I was born in 65 also. I'm a gen x kid with 3 older siblings as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 08:20 PM (J8Q1Z)

462 Goodnight, Horde! Don't bomb anything I wouldn't bomb!

Posted by: Mindy at September 06, 2013 08:21 PM (b9xr2)

463 457 Loved everything about "Once Upon a Time in the West"
Charles Bronson, Claudia Cardinale, Jason Robards and Henry Fonda, playing against type, as a stone cold killer.

Posted by: Tuna


Henry Fonda was brilliant in that movie!! One of the scariest baddies ever!

Posted by: puddleglum at September 06, 2013 08:22 PM (8SsiG)

464 Man, all you old people are gonna start yelling shit about your lawns at me pretty soon...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 06, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

465 I'm pining for an 81 Rabbit Diesel pickup - with one of those old school engines that can run away and just keep going after you refill it with oil.

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2013 12:18 AM (CMlD4)




Trivia note here, there have been 3 front-wheel drive pickups sold in the US, two of them (the Rabbit and the Rampage) have already been mentioned. Anyone know what the third was? Hint, it was also offered in AWD.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:22 PM (yh0zB)

466 I guess I am tail end gen X, and I am sickened at what the kids in charge from the boomers have done. I want nothing to do with the fucked in the head pricks.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:22 PM (zxqWd)

467 as long as you don't want anything fancy - like working AC

My Jetta still has the 1998 vintage factory charge in it...and it works.  Chrysler should just buy VW's system...

...wait, they actually did ship a bunch of Omni's years ago with stock VW Rabbit engines in them when they couldn't make a 4 banger that was worth a shit.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:22 PM (9MLX+)

468 that's what I want, 29 Model A Pickup


Posted by: The Dude
----------------------------------

That's it. A ragtop. Parked in his driveway, it looks like the Clampetts just moved in

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:23 PM (aDwsi)

469 I gotta go to bed, sweet ones.  If y'all are saying any prayers tonight (or, as I sometimes think of it, lobbing spitballs at the ceiling), there would be much appreciation in some circles if you could include Colin James (born today, having some little problems) and Carmen and Liz in your thoughts.

God love ya, horde, I know I do.

xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at September 06, 2013 08:23 PM (8lmkt)

470

Kalneva that's what I'm talking about.  I think you'd lean X'er, regardless of year, IMHO ...  my folks were (are) depression babies.

Gingy - Whut???  I think there is an easy peasy test for that - a digital one ...

 

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:23 PM (WjS9o)

471 #457

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHI6Hl7FUqA

"Jesus Christ, that's Henry Fonda!"

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2013 08:23 PM (DFqz1)

472 : GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter, Typhoon?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:23 PM (zxqWd)

473 Dentata? Are we talking... 0.0 ...teeth???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:23 PM (yh0zB)

474 GCE- Subie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:24 PM (aDwsi)

475 434 Peaches, I'd get a quote from an oxsmith. I mean locksmith.

(10 internets to anyone who knows the source of that)


Original Naked Gun series. Funny stuff. And, bonus, no O.J.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 08:24 PM (bKA83)

476 466 I guess I am tail end gen X, and I am sickened at whatthe kids in charge from theboomers have done. I want nothing to do with the fucked in the head pricks.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 12:22 AM (zxqWd)



If you think about it, the whole immigration fiasco is boomers in the government trying to find another boom (of immigrants) so they won't have been the idiots that totally screwed the pooch. Gen Xers didn't come through in sufficient numbers or sufficient LIV.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 08:25 PM (T1005)

477 Every time (which is damn seldom anymore) I see a Subaru Justy, I ask myself, 'Why?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:25 PM (aDwsi)

478 Subaru Brat?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:26 PM (zxqWd)

479 Brat

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 08:26 PM (CMlD4)

480 ...wait, they actually did ship a bunch of Omni's years ago with stock VW Rabbit engines in them when they couldn't make a 4 banger that was worth a shit.

Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 12:22 AM (9MLX+)



It was an economy thing. The 1.7 VW engine was more economical than the 2.2/2.5 Chrysler, which by the way was eventually featured in every Chrysler model through the 80's. Fine motor, that. FWIW, Chrysler used more Mitsubishi motors than they did VW motors.



And the answer is...Subaru Brat.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:26 PM (yh0zB)

481 PI had to google vagina dentata

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 08:27 PM (J8Q1Z)

482

AJPS, TKAW - like a horde of locusts they descended upon the land, consuming all that they found and leaving nothing in their wake ...

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:27 PM (WjS9o)

483 Ah. The Brat..., not the Justy...., although the question remains the same.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:27 PM (aDwsi)

484 what was that stupid little truck with the jump seats and grab handles in the back

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:27 PM (8sCoq)

485 The dirty little "secret" about diesels is any of them can have an engine runaway if routine maintenance is ignored for too long. 

All it takes is badly leaking turbo bearings, or completely whupped valve stem seals.  If the critter got something burny to burn, its gonna keep burning it.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:28 PM (9MLX+)

486 oops...every Chrysler model with the exception of full size pickup trucks that is...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:28 PM (yh0zB)

487 Wasnt the Brat actually imported as a car - because of those seats bolted down in the bed?

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2013 08:28 PM (CMlD4)

488 what was that stupid little truck with the jump seats and grab handles in the back

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2013 12:27 AM (8sCoq)



That would be the Brat...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:29 PM (yh0zB)

489 Hell, with all the shit Clinton, Bush, and Obama have dropped on us, I am hoping that our generation just says "fuck it, someone else can clean this shit up".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 12:18 AM (BXLPR)

I know. What I don't know is why your generation keeps voting for the democrats who keep screwing them.

Hannity, tonight, had a bunch of college students smugly, oh so smugly, availing Sean  of  their "knowledge". I know you're not in the millenial group, but they were so sure of the "right" to have government protections, and would "gladly" give more than  50% of their incomes for it. (They were all in Ivy-League at someone else's expense.)  It really was  gag-worthy. Hubby retreated to the living room.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:29 PM (XyrkB)

490 Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 12:15 AM (aH+zP) Gingy, thanks for the twitter heads up (assuming it was you). How did you know my account was compromised?

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 08:29 PM (6TV0b)

491 oh man that thing had deathtrap written all over it- was anyone ever foolish enough to ride back there?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:30 PM (8sCoq)

492 The Outlaw Josey Wales or Unforgiven

 

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2013 12:11 AM

 

That's a tough one. I want to like Josey Wales more, but, Unforgiven is such a well made film for a number of reasons. Tie. Josey Wales for sentimental reasons and Unforgiven for filmaking points.

Posted by: otho at September 06, 2013 08:30 PM (9gNQd)

493 I see a Subaru Justy, I ask myself, 'Why?'

Pontiac Aztec.  People actually bought those new.

(O)(O)


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (9MLX+)

494 What is the current Subaru 'truck' called?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (aDwsi)

495 489 We were watching that as well, my husband said we are really screwed and went to bed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (J8Q1Z)

496 486 oops...every Chrysler model with the exception of full size pickup trucks that is...

Only full-sized, eh? Do you have something against lesbians?

It occurs to me that this may be a regional joke only, but here in NoCal, it appears that the day after you come out as a lesbian, you are required to buy a mini-pickup.

Posted by: Splunge at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (bKA83)

497 I turned that off after 8 minutes, Kalevala. Couldn't take it.

Posted by: Alana at September 06, 2013 08:31 PM (Tzaq2)

498 Pontiac Aztec. People actually bought those new.

(O)(O)


Posted by: Purp
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Well, yeah, but at least they had a cast iron engine, as opposed to the Vega.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:32 PM (aDwsi)

499 Pontiac Aztec. People actually bought those new.

(O)(O)




Posted by: Purp
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Well, yeah, but at least they had a cast iron engine, as opposed to the Vega.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Oops. Cancel that..., I was thinking Astra.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:32 PM (aDwsi)

500 Anyone know what the third was? Does the Greenbriar count? A friend had one in high school (family collected Corvairs). Not a classic pickup shape, but don't know what else you'd call it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 08:33 PM (FcR7P)

501 Does the Greenbriar count? A friend had one in high school (family collected Corvairs). Not a classic pickup shape, but don't know what else you'd call it. Posted by: t-bird
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RWD

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM (aDwsi)

502 Wasnt the Brat actually imported as a car - because of those seats bolted down in the bed?

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2013 12:28 AM (CMlD4)



Yep, because passenger cars only paid a 2.5 percent tariff but light trucks paid a 25 percent tariff. Same reason you can't get a Japanese motorcycle over 700 CC's from 83-87.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM (yh0zB)

503 496 Good to know, I was thinking about getting a used small truck to use as a ranch truck maybe now I won't.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM (J8Q1Z)

504 QUICK POLL


Wagon Queen Family Truckster or Super Sportswagon?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM (8sCoq)

505 People who bought Vettes when the Vega came out were pissed...the Vette that year had the same cheesy ass steering wheel as the Vega.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM (9MLX+)

506 Seen tonight parked in Boston: Mustang II hatchback.

Posted by: fluffy at September 06, 2013 08:34 PM (z9HTb)

507 passenger cars only paid a 2.5 percent tariff but light trucks paid a 25 percent tariff

That's why VW always called the Bus/Vanagon a "station wagon" or "suburban".  To avoid that truck import tariff shit.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:36 PM (9MLX+)

508 oh man that thing had deathtrap written all over it- was anyone ever foolish enough to ride back there?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2013 12:30 AM (8sCoq)



Yep, and it claimed a few lives. There are no current Subaru "trucks", the last one was the Baja produced from 2003-2006. I have a 2003.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:36 PM (yh0zB)

509 .....aaaaaaaaaaaaand then he killed the thread


goodnight folks

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 06, 2013 08:36 PM (8sCoq)

510 Same reason you can't get a Japanese motorcycle over 700 CC's from 83-87.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
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Not true. I owned a 1985  Suzuki GS750es, a fine bike it was too. Also VF 750 Hondas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 08:37 PM (aDwsi)

511 Is it like "3rd edition"? -- 'cause the first edition might be a little long in the tooth..... Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:19 AM (T1005) I think this was the 2nd edition.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 08:37 PM (EPcGF)

512

Two generations of socialist public school indoctrination have created a consensus that thinks it's preferable.  The long march through the institutions was effective, and I have no clue how we can reverse it now.  I'm all for fighting the culture war, but we already lost it many years ago.  America is over, at least on this rock - maybe sometime it will rise again, but probably not on this rock ...

 

I'd say get off my lawn, but I stopped caring and it looks like crap - I wonder where I can get me some off color clown cereal ..

 

Cthulu I saw another post today that said the Nobel prize for Econ isn't really a Nobel prize, but associated somehow (some bank).  If y'all haven't looked at their front page, www.nobel.org, you need too - tipped in an earlier thread.

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:38 PM (WjS9o)

513 BCochrane is misbehaving.

Posted by: Gingy at September 06, 2013 08:38 PM (aH+zP)

514 Whoops, I had it reversed. Greenbriar/Corvairs were backwards in the sense of rear-engine, not front-wheel drive.

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 08:38 PM (FcR7P)

515 Jones in CO, I'm not your average everyday fool. Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere!

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 08:38 PM (6TV0b)

516

Joe, I know what you mean by I'd lean GenX.  I really am on the cusp, though. I like Led Zeppelin, and Alice in Chains, and Linkin Park. But nothing after that. I am not in a well-defined place. I like to smoke pot, recreationally, once a year. I am just enough of a prude. Plus don't use bad grammar! And hold the fucking door for me, you stupid shit!

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:39 PM (XyrkB)

517 Mustang II hatchback.

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2013 12:34 AM (z9HTb)




guilty secret...I want one of those. A 77 Mach 1 or King Cobra, as long as it has T tops. There was one at the last cars n' coffee that had a 351 in it, but no T tops. Probably a good thing cause it was for sale.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:39 PM (yh0zB)

518
   FTR, I drive a 25 year old SUV.  It fulfills all my needs and has the requisite bells and whistles--all of which work as intended.   I looked at everything out there and was not impressed with any of it.

   So my nice, easy to work on, uncomplicated Dodge Ramcharger will suffice.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2013 08:40 PM (SAMxH)

519 You may hate the truckster now, but, wait til you drive it!

Posted by: eugene levy at September 06, 2013 08:40 PM (9gNQd)

520

496 I thought Subaru was the preferred lesbian ride (non-WRX) ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:41 PM (WjS9o)

521 For an Eastwood flick many have never heard of, check out, "The Beguiled."

Posted by: Eastwood Fan at September 06, 2013 08:41 PM (CWtG7)

522 got to see the LADEE lunar orbiter launch from Cape Cod Canal. Very nice sky's.

At least we are doing something with our ICBM's, I suppose.

Posted by: Senile Old Lurker at September 06, 2013 08:41 PM (PaNTI)

523 My dad had a Suzuki Samauri before he died - that vehicle was crap.  It handled incredibly shitty for being the size it was.

Some skell criminal cousin of mine was keen for it, and I just gave it to him to make it go away.  In good conscience I couldn't actually try to sell it to anyone. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:42 PM (9MLX+)

524 502 Yep, because passenger cars only paid a 2.5 percent tariff but light trucks paid a 25 percent tariff. Same reason you can't get a Japanese motorcycle over 700 CC's from 83-87. Japanese motorcycles over 750CCs were trucks?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 06, 2013 08:42 PM (U82Km)

525 Home sweet treehouse. I need to start my car tomorrow come to think of it.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 08:43 PM (4p5/2)

526 516 wanna go out?  lol

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:43 PM (WjS9o)

527 522 At least we are doing something with our ICBM's, I suppose. ...until someone pisses off the Russians and they decide to stop selling us engines.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 06, 2013 08:45 PM (U82Km)

528 GGE, do I get a cookie for guessing right about nthe Brat?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:45 PM (zxqWd)

529 519 You may hate the truckster now, but, wait til you drive it!

Posted by: eugene levy at September 07, 2013 12:40 AM (9gNQd)

 

OMG, that made beer snort! Love the original Vacation. So many quotes.  Our family has all  in our lexicon. Thanks!

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:45 PM (XyrkB)

530 lulz again.

Posted by: OscarDeLaLease at September 06, 2013 08:46 PM (qQk+U)

531 522 I watched the delta 4 launch from vandenber AFB last week.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 08:47 PM (J8Q1Z)

532 Boy, you must have manure for brains...

Posted by: john diehl at September 06, 2013 08:47 PM (9gNQd)

533 Vacation in 30 frickin' years old. Ugh.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 08:47 PM (6TV0b)

534 BC, we would never, ever include you with the un-worthies.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:48 PM (XyrkB)

535 Not true. I owned a 1985 Suzuki GS750es, a fine bike it was too. Also VF 750 Hondas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 12:37 AM (aDwsi)




VF-750 was made up until 84 when the tariff kicked in and then not again until 87 when it expired. Pretty sure the same holds true for Suzuki unless they paid extra to import them, most of them went to 700's. The Gold Wing is made here so didn't pay a tariff.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:48 PM (yh0zB)

536 ROLL 'EM UP!!!

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 08:48 PM (6TV0b)

537 513 BCochrane is misbehaving. Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 12:38 AM (aH+zP) Tis a damn dirty lie. 533 BC, we would never, ever include you with the un-worthies. Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 12:48 AM (XyrkB) Uh oh, what did I miss that this explanation was needed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 06, 2013 08:50 PM (GEICT)

538  Have we given up on getting ace to undo the ban policy yet?  Personally, I want him to know that frivolity has no place on the internets.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 08:50 PM (FcMtg)

539 Japanese motorcycles over 750CCs were trucks?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 07, 2013 12:42 AM (U82Km)



lol, no, because of tariffs. *gives Tilikum a cookie*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:50 PM (yh0zB)

540 Have we given up on getting ace to undo the ban policy yet? Personally, I want him to know that frivolity has no place on the internets. Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 12:50 AM (FcMtg) Giant vajayjay artwork, on the other handÂ…

Posted by: South African Screaming Vagina at September 06, 2013 08:51 PM (Vk2pI)

541 Anyone have any suggestions for a smaller size truck? You all seem to know a lot about cars. Used, easy to work on and will run forever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 08:52 PM (J8Q1Z)

542 I had a 77 Suzuki GT-550, loved that damn bike. I currently have an 81 GS-850G that needs head work, it sits alongside the Harley waiting for all the OPC to be removed from my shed so I have room to work on them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:52 PM (yh0zB)

543

I remember a college class I had with some little fucktard. He said that dmocracy takes forever to get things done while non-democracies don't, but everyone gets pissed. He said this with sneering arrogance.

I almost jumped up and beat his ass in the classroom. I did say loudly that that if he wants to live under tyranny that he's in the wrong country....not that he heard.

FYI, this prick drove a raised full sized pickup with a handgrenade sticker on the back window, yet he would almost come to a stop to go over the the almost non-existent speed bumps we had on campus.

I found that telling... and it made me hate him even more.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 08:53 PM (zxqWd)

544 Anyone have any suggestions for a smaller size truck? You all seem to know a lot about cars. Used, easy to work on and will run forever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2013 12:52 AM (J8Q1Z)



The Ranger and the S-10 were both fine little trucks, but avoid the 4WD's because they cost more to maintain.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 08:54 PM (yh0zB)

545

Gawd, look at the teeth on that thing ...

Ekdahl's buzzfeed thingie is >101k views now

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:54 PM (WjS9o)

546

533 BC, we would never, ever include you with the un-worthies.

Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 12:48 AM (XyrkB)


Uh oh, what did I miss that this explanation was needed.

464 Man, all you old people are gonna start yelling shit about your lawns at me pretty soon...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 12:22 AM (GEICT)

 

You were being all...

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:55 PM (XyrkB)

547 Time for the old folk.  More walking without the cane tomorrow. so far this op has been a resounding success.


     Goodnite, good people.    Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 06, 2013 08:57 PM (SAMxH)

548 Kids, are you getting all this plight?

Posted by: chevy chase at September 06, 2013 08:57 PM (9gNQd)

549 There are 80's toyotas and datsuns still running just fine too.  And Top Gear proved the near indestructability of the small toyota.... ranging from recovering it from the sea to accomplishing the first norh-pole-by-automobile.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 08:57 PM (FcMtg)

550 The Ranger and the S-10

Lotta businesses around here, like auto parts stores and pizza delivery, still using them.

If maintained, they apparently hold up OK

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 08:58 PM (9MLX+)

551

I don't think 4 banger pickups are sold anymore.  Old Toyotas have legendary reliability and Nissans were good too.  I love my old (body on frame) Ranger, but it might be time to scrap it as the electrical meltdown broke a lot of stuff.

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 08:58 PM (WjS9o)

552

Goodnight, irongrampa! Sweet dreams.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 08:58 PM (XyrkB)

553 Buckets of Beer by The Tossers

http://youtu.be/hr72KQ3jE3c

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 08:59 PM (vJdyz)

554 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 08:59 PM (FcMtg)

555 My wife's 06 4-Runner seems quite indestructible, and it doesn't drive like a large truck. Perfect for conversion to various models of 'technical combatant'.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:00 PM (4p5/2)

556 Watching US Top Gear. They're traveling across country in super cars. That Maclaren is pretty.

Posted by: Gingy at September 06, 2013 09:00 PM (aH+zP)

557 And I'm back.  Pretty much a full day's work over here. 

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:00 PM (+Wfbd)

558 And Top Gear proved the near indestructability of the small toyota.... ranging from recovering it from the sea to accomplishing the first norh-pole-by-automobile.

Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 12:57 AM (FcMtg)



That's true, they dropped that thing from great heights, set it on fire, put it on the top of a building and blew it up, tossed it in the ocean, and they just couldn't kill it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:01 PM (yh0zB)

559 Watching US Top Gear. They're traveling across country in super cars. That Maclaren is pretty.

Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 01:00 AM (aH+zP)


you should shoot your television for watching the abomination of the US version of Top Gear

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 09:01 PM (vJdyz)

560 556 Pretty much a full day's work over here. Comment 556 no less. Glad to hear you're safe.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (4p5/2)

561 The new Nissan Frontier's can be had with a 4-banger.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (9MLX+)

562 543 Thank you, we have an older shop truck but it's diesel and a flatbed. The door doesn't shut well either. I wanted an old jeep, but my husband doesn't like them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (J8Q1Z)

563 >>> The Ranger and the S-10 were both fine little trucks, but avoid the 4WD's because they cost more to maintain.

Afghan Army and Police drive 4-door, 4WD, Diesel Rangers.  Most with big-ass front bumpers/guards that wrap back into running boards.  Only thing over here I want to bring back with me.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (+Wfbd)

564 And I'm back. Pretty much a full day's work over here.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:00 AM (+Wfbd)



Don't try to do too much now. ya gotta pace yourself...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (yh0zB)

565 The Dude, Dave has the remote. I'm messing around with my iPad. Love the British version, on the fence about this one.

Posted by: Gingy at September 06, 2013 09:02 PM (aH+zP)

566 Oh, BTW, Joe, if we ever find ourselves single at that same time, You betcha! (That was meant to evoke Sarah Palin, not like how I really talk. Now. That I don't live in SD  anymore. Srsly. I don't sound like that.)

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 09:03 PM (XyrkB)

567 Original Naked Gun series. Funny stuff. And, bonus, no O.J.Posted by: Splunge at September 07, 2013 12:24 AM (bKA83)
Back when it was Police Squad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 06, 2013 09:03 PM (74gkr)

568 "you should shoot your television"

fin

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:04 PM (FcMtg)

569 The Boomers voted for McCain and Romney. All of the younger generations voted for Obama twice. Anyone who thinks this country will improve when the Boomers die off is sadly mistaken. *sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 09:04 PM (C8mVl)

570 GCE - Scratching my head. Yup. You are correct, my GS750es was a 1983.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 09:04 PM (aDwsi)

571

Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 01:04 AM (FcMtg)



http://youtu.be/2CfQJ5DsHHU

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 09:05 PM (vJdyz)

572 The door doesn't shut well either.

That's usually a small adjustment or simple hinge pin replacement if they're worn so badly it affects the striker geometry...unless of course its been T-boned or is rusted so badly the door is kinda flapping up and down freely

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 09:06 PM (9MLX+)

573 You are correct, my GS750es was a 1983.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 01:04 AM (aDwsi)



Great bikes. Dad had a 77 with a Kerker header, damn that thing was loud.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:06 PM (yh0zB)

574 I know. What I don't know is why your generation keeps voting for the democrats who keep screwing them. Hannity, tonight, had a bunch of college students smugly, oh so smugly, availing Sean of their "knowledge".I know you're not in the millenial group, but they were so sure of the "right" to have government protections, and would "gladly" give more than 50% of their incomes for it. (They were all in Ivy-League at someone else's expense.)It really was gag-worthy. Hubby retreated to the living room. Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 12:29 AM (XyrkB) That is the next Generation, GenY. More affectionately called "The Juicebox Generation", or just "Juiceboxers". GenXers are now in their mid 30's to (fuckitall) late 40's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 09:07 PM (BXLPR)

575 Dude? Taylor Fucking Swift? Are you 12?

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:07 PM (FcMtg)

576 >>> Don't try to do too much now. ya gotta pace yourself...

Plenty of colonels around here to do that for me.

I'm here to work with Afghan gov't types.  I'm not allowed to go out in town that often, although that is my whole mission here.  So I'm limited to email and phone, but the Afghans don't really like either.

Oh well.  I have High Plains Drifter and Outlaw Josey Wales on the hard drive.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:07 PM (+Wfbd)

577 I originally wanted an old Datsun late 70's or early eighties. They are hard to find. My sister still has her Toyota truck with like 250,000 miles, very few problems. The newer small trucks are too expensive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:07 PM (J8Q1Z)

578 I have a little Tacoma. You have to buy a new battery and some tires every seven years or so. Brake work is needed rarely but costs when you finally need it. Very dependable. Only issue is one of those Oxygen censor thingees after about ten years. Bought new.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:07 PM (0axsw)

579

Yay Kalneva!    That's good news purp, wish we could get those new diesel Rangers here ...

 

Didn't Ace threaten to start a car thread at some point?  That would be cool, and give us a place besides those silly and always ironic socialist jalop hipsters ...

 

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:08 PM (WjS9o)

580 I lurk.... but don't fucking test me on the Top Gear.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:08 PM (FcMtg)

581 530

Seeing any rocket go up at my age satisfying. I stood in the dark just off the path. A bike came whizzing past just missing me. It was so dark I never saw it. About 100 feet away was a group of youths yelling and fighting over something. In the dark I started to get nervous.

Thank God the rocket finally appeared.

Posted by: Senile Old Lurker at September 06, 2013 09:08 PM (PaNTI)

582 Was Police Squad a Zucker Abrahams Zucker thing?

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:09 PM (6TV0b)

583

Ugh someone shoot me.

Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2013 09:09 PM (LI48c)

584 The Ranger and the S-10 were both fine little trucks, but avoid the 4WD's because they cost more to maintain.>>

Neither were full frame so they were both crap as trucks.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 06, 2013 09:09 PM (MeB2c)

585 540 Anyone have any suggestions for a smaller size truck? You all seem to know a lot about cars. Used, easy to work on and will run forever. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2013 12:52 AM (J8Q1Z) The Toyota HiLux, called the Tacoma here in the States. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPnIpjodA8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 09:10 PM (BXLPR)

586 GenXers are now in their mid 30's to (fuckitall) late 40's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 01:07 AM (BXLPR)



*sigh* yep...late 40's...doesn't seem right...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:10 PM (yh0zB)

587 Could Clarksom and May have taken a Ranger to the North Pole? Maybe.  But they didn't. They took a damn Toyota.  Deal with it.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:10 PM (FcMtg)

588 >>> I originally wanted an old Datsun late 70's or early eighties.

I had a '78 Datsun pickup in college, in the mid-90s.  It was a blast.  Even in Florida without AC.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:10 PM (+Wfbd)

589 I drive a '95 S10 that I bought used, with 10k miles in '95. It doesn't get a lot of use, but is shaping up into one of the best vehicles I've owned. 130k miles, no repairs. Due for a clutch in the foreseeable future, but not yet.

4.3 engine a bit of a gasoline user.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 09:10 PM (aDwsi)

590 Dude? Taylor Fucking Swift? Are you 12?

Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 01:07 AM (FcMtg)


that song is almost as old as her (came out in 95 I believe)

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 09:11 PM (vJdyz)

591 I've been contemplating a car repair thread this weekend...

...with a "you don't have to like it, you just have to do it" kinda theme.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 09:11 PM (9MLX+)

592

Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 01:09 AM (6TV0b)


yep

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 09:12 PM (vJdyz)

593 530 522 I watched the delta 4 launch from vandenber AFB last week. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2013 12:47 AM (J8Q1Z) OK, you win.

Posted by: rickl at September 06, 2013 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

594 U.S. Top Gear should be humanely put down.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 09:14 PM (zxqWd)

595 Shit, I need to deal with pads/rotors on the wife's front brakes this week too.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:15 PM (4p5/2)

596 U.S. Top Gear should be humanely put down. Posted by: Tilikum
-------------

That

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 06, 2013 09:15 PM (aDwsi)

597

I think that we, who are in our late 40's (ugh) are not the ones who are at issue. We all had jobs. And have had jobs, and didn't expect a damn thing but what we could earn. The boomer years are not quite exact, just like all the other generations sort of meld together. There's no date where it cuts off.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 09:15 PM (XyrkB)

598 581 I enjoyed watching this launch, I saw it but never heard it. Last time they launched a delta 4 I could hear it. I watched it from my backyard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:16 PM (J8Q1Z)

599 Neither were full frame so they were both crap as trucks.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 07, 2013 01:09 AM (MeB2c)



???



Frame ran from the front bumper to the back and you could take the body all the way off of them. Plenty of them out there with body lift kits on them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:18 PM (yh0zB)

600 I think that we, who are in our late 40's (ugh) are not the ones who are at issue. We all had jobs. And have had jobs, and didn't expect a damn thing but what we could earn. The boomer years are not quite exact, just like all the other generations sort of meld together. There's no date where it cuts off. Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 01:15 AM (XyrkB) Born Boomers: 1946-1964 Gen X: 1964-1982 Gen "Y": 1983-2000 Mellenials: 2001-present.

Posted by: South African Screaming Vagina at September 06, 2013 09:18 PM (Vk2pI)

601 What does the Lunch button do?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:18 PM (0axsw)

602 Thought for the times: Keep Calm and Maintain Rate of Fire That is all. Goodnight.

Posted by: "Winston" at September 06, 2013 09:18 PM (CW5Z7)

603 Shit, I need to deal with pads/rotors on the wife's front brakes this week too.

Posted by: akula51 at September 07, 2013 01:15 AM (4p5/2)



I have to put rotors on the 'stang, it shudders under heavy braking.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:19 PM (yh0zB)

604 Good morning horde. Excellent ONT cdr m. Love the animals on trampolines. Did MWR train them?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 09:19 PM (HVff2)

605

Posted by: South African Screaming Vagina at September 07, 2013 01:18 AM (Vk2pI)


missed GenY by one month

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 09:20 PM (vJdyz)

606 Thanks for everyone's help on trucks, I don't know anything about engines, I just want something smaller than a full size and reliable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:20 PM (J8Q1Z)

607 Never thought of myself as a Gen Xer. Born in that range but never got into the slack ass mindset.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:21 PM (6TV0b)

608 600 SASV, Well, there you made my point. I am on the cusp. So I am not responsible  for any of this shit. /

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 09:21 PM (XyrkB)

609

Hickster 1st gen Rangers were body on frame, even twin I beam like a miniature f-150.  Massively overbuilt - could haul a full extended bed of sand while fully compressed.   Couldn't do that with a Toyota.  I've got one (8 , but electrical meltdown ... fixed the melted wiring but they are still very hot so there is a short I haven't found yet and when it melted down it wouldn't shut off so overheated and head gasket (at least) - steam in the exhaust.

 

Lotta stuff to fix on a truck worth <$1k now ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:21 PM (WjS9o)

610 AoS lifestyle Protip:

Larceny Bourbon: 4/5 the flavor of woodford reserve at 2/3 the price.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:21 PM (FcMtg)

611 I am an X'er. Where's my free $#!T?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:22 PM (0axsw)

612 Over time, the small Toyota pickup has been the most durable

They even have the nickname of "Taliban Tanks" because they're popular as mobile gun platforms for jihadist crews

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 09:22 PM (/9IC1)

613 Consider that shit a connoisseur's review.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:22 PM (FcMtg)

614 /off un-douched sockÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 09:23 PM (Vk2pI)

615 What kind of mileage do you get with your S10 Mr. Hammer? I had a 92 Jimmy that averaged about 23 mpg.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 09:23 PM (HVff2)

616 Jesus, I've never thought of myself as GenX.

Posted by: Gingy at September 06, 2013 09:23 PM (aH+zP)

617 594 U.S. Top Gear should be humanely put down. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 01:14 AM (zxqWd) I get what they are doing, but they quit "testing" cars and having celebs going around a track during the first season. Now, it is one hour of doing the challenge. Not awful, but if a rerun of TMZ is on, that gets top billing.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 09:24 PM (BXLPR)

618 537 Have we given up on getting ace to undo the ban policy yet? Personally, I want him to know that frivolity has no place on the internets.

Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 12:50 AM (FcMtg)



Undo what ban policy? There is one?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 09:24 PM (T1005)

619 603 I have to put rotors on the 'stang, it shudders under heavy braking. That's one thing I can't do on mine which has always pissed me off. Ford has some crazy gizmo they have to use to calibrate the ABS or reset some computer or something. Her truck is definitely there doing the same thing on one side.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:25 PM (4p5/2)

620 Ex had a gray Toyota with pink racing stripes down the center. Never drove it.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:25 PM (6TV0b)

621 I'm right in the middle of Gen X.  Doesn't mean a thing to me.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:25 PM (+Wfbd)

622 If you wants smaller than a full size, there's always the Highlander. Also Toyota. Same quality and reputation, built somewhere on this continent iirc.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:26 PM (4p5/2)

623 >>> Have we given up on getting ace to undo the ban policy yet? Personally, I want him to know that frivolity has no place on the internets.

Ace showed up late on the ONT last night.  Talked breakfast cereals.  Threatened to ban me.  It was awesome.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:27 PM (+Wfbd)

624 601 What does the Lunch button do? Posted by: Boss Moss at September 07, 2013 01:18 AM (0axsw) Makes a sammich out of the cheese they brought back from the moon.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 06, 2013 09:27 PM (BXLPR)

625 597 I think that we, who are in our late 40's (ugh) are not the ones who are at issue. We all had jobs. And have had jobs, and didn't expect a damn thing but what we could earn. Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 01:15 AM (XyrkB) -------------------- The majority of that age cohort voted for Obama TWICE. I think it's mostly a matter of the expanding FSA. Each generation feels more and more entitled and less and less shame. The Boomers were the last generation raised (mostly) before the Great Society programs kicked in.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 09:27 PM (C8mVl)

626 Any time a college student lectures me, I ask him why he's spending so much money for schooling since he already knows everything

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 09:27 PM (/9IC1)

627 626 I'm going to remember that one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:28 PM (J8Q1Z)

628 621 I'm right in the middle of Gen X. Doesn't mean a thing to me. X marks the spot yep. I think we're the generation that never really had a chance to fuck things up... Or will be the one that fixes shit. Time will tell.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:29 PM (4p5/2)

629

So, with  myself and my daughter at the very edges, we're both Gen-Xers. Hmm. Well, I did give birth to her  when I was  young. But still weird. Although, the same goes for me and my mom, if we go the other way.  I would like to commission a multi-billion $ study of this phenomenon, where you are in the same generations as both your mom and  your daughter.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 09:29 PM (XyrkB)

630

The slacker thing is a lie.  I've never seen a launch, I would love too sometime.  We build them here, but then they used to load them up on Antonovs and launch them elsewhere ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:29 PM (WjS9o)

631

f2000, Buffalo Trace is another good value bourbon, IMHO ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:31 PM (WjS9o)

632 Nah, the boomers were the first bunch spoiled rotten on those programs.  No excuses.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:32 PM (FcMtg)

633 "Meester GariBALDii...it cahn't be thaht baad!"

Londo Molinari

Posted by: Null at September 06, 2013 09:32 PM (xjpRj)

634 My great-grandmother was born in 1900.  She had her first kid (my grandmother) on her 18th birthday.  My grandmother then had her first kid on her 18th birthday, making my great-grandmother a grandmother on her 36th birthday.  But I don't think any of them cared what generation they were in.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:32 PM (+Wfbd)

635 630 Half the time I miss the launches from vandenberg because they delay or I forget.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:33 PM (J8Q1Z)

636 629 So, with myself and my daughter at the very edges, we're both Gen-Xers. Hmm. Well, I did give birth to her when I was young. But still weird. Although, the same goes for me and my mom, if we go the other way. I would like to commission a multi-billion $ study of this phenomenon, where you are in the same generations as both your mom and your daughter.

Posted by: kalneva at September 07, 2013 01:29 AM (XyrkB)



Do you do threesomes?

Posted by: Xer perv at September 06, 2013 09:34 PM (T1005)

637 Whenever someone says "we're spending what our children will have to pay off", it doesn't move me

18-30 year olds are TFG's greatest fans, they think government ought to pay for housing, food, healthcare, and transportation leaving their income for the fun shit

They brought the dog into the house, they can clean it up when he shits on the carpets

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 09:34 PM (/9IC1)

638 631
 
"buffalo trace"

I'll keep an eye out for it.  Crazy wife wants a damn boat, so any bit of money I can save is a blessing.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:34 PM (FcMtg)

639 Several of my stepson's (college-bound) friends are/were becoming quite the little libertarians and conservatives, much to my surprise. Listening to their conversations round the pool and table a few years back when he was in high school (sophomore at Mizzou now), I was shocked to think the pendulum may be starting its inevitable swing back, accelerated greatly by the SCoaMF. A few of them had bought the hopey changey stuff the first time, but 2012 was the first election they had the pleasure of voting in...and months before the election there was a lot of Romney commitment. They knew how bleak their potential employment future was, and precisely why. The repercussions of 'coming home' from school these days are so far beyond terrifying...whew.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:35 PM (4p5/2)

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:35 PM (WjS9o)

641 Nah, the boomers were the first bunch spoiled rotten on those programs. No excuses. Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 01:32 AM (FcMtg) The blame can be put squarely on the shoulders of Dr. Spock. He is the most evil man America has ever had.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 09:36 PM (Vk2pI)

642 637 They get the government they deserve and they should get it good and hard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:36 PM (J8Q1Z)

643 628---X marks the spot yep. I think we're the generation that never really had a chance to fuck things up... Or will be the one that fixes shit. Time will tell. Posted by: akula51 at September 07, 2013 01:29 AM (4p5/2) ---------------------- A majority of you fucked things up by voting for Obama in 2008....(unlike the Boomers.) A majority of you "fixed the shit" by re-electing Obama in 2012. Time has already told. There are no Apple Jacks in the Gen-X bowl, only Kaboom.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 09:36 PM (C8mVl)

644 Julian Assange's seat of power: a renovated women's bathroom

http://tinyurl.com/mezszmu

Posted by: The Dude at September 06, 2013 09:37 PM (vJdyz)

645 634 My great-grandmother was born in 1900. She had her first kid (my grandmother) on her 18th birthday. My grandmother then had her first kid on her 18th birthday, making my great-grandmother a grandmother on her 36th birthday. But I don't think any of them cared what generation they were in.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:32 AM (+Wfbd)



Thing is, my parents were still "depression kids" even though they were born later than their cohort....because they were in rural western Colorado and West Virginia. The Great Depression had already passed in Philadelphia, Denver, Baton Rouge, and Atlanta.....but not in Delta, CO or Parkersburg, WV.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 09:38 PM (T1005)

646 639 Several of my stepson's (college-bound) friends are/were becoming quite the little libertarians and conservatives, much to my surprise. Listening to their conversations round the pool and table a few years back when he was in high school (sophomore at Mizzou now), I was shocked to think the pendulum may be starting its inevitable swing back, accelerated greatly by the SCoaMF. A few of them had bought the hopey changey stuff the first time, but 2012 was the first election they had the pleasure of voting in...and months before the election there was a lot of Romney commitment.

They knew how bleak their potential employment future was, and precisely why. The repercussions of 'coming home' from school these days are so far beyond terrifying...whew.

Posted by: akula51 at September 07, 2013 01:35 AM (4p5/2)

 

This is what I have been pinning my hopes upon. The pendulum has to swing. Please?

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 09:38 PM (XyrkB)

647 Posted by: kbdabear at September 07,

I'm with you.  I have no sympathy for those that elect to be in servitude, except for the feeling that they honestly don't know any better.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:38 PM (FcMtg)

648 Funny pic from Ace's twitter feed. "Celebrities For Obama" http://t.co/Z0sLCAScng "Help Al Qaeda Beat Assad!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 06, 2013 09:39 PM (FcR7P)

649 Nothing can stop Al Queda's Air Force.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:40 PM (0axsw)

650 I'm a longtime lurker, just getting the guts to comment. I wanted to thank everyone for their truck help. And you guys are the funniest.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:40 PM (J8Q1Z)

651

In the long run, I believe our SCOAMF will create a generation of completely cynical political skeptics - I see it happening with my progeny. 

 

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:40 PM (WjS9o)

652 As gen x'er it gets very depressing to meet so many fellow x'ers who know jack shit about the world and what is going on. Numb and dumb describes them quite well.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 09:41 PM (GF1Nb)

653 >>> The pendulum has to swing. Please?

Obama is already the greatest gun salesman in history.  Here's hoping he has an even bigger influence on the political landscape.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:41 PM (+Wfbd)

654 They get the government they deserve and they should get it good and hard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2013 01:36 AM (J8Q1Z)

 

Oh, they will, but it will all be the fault of one GWB. And then they will double down on stupid, again and again. There's no other ending to this story. Detroit, writ large. 

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 09:42 PM (XyrkB)

655 "Posted by: CaliGirl"

If the shift knob comes loose, seek medical help.  You are welcome.

Posted by: f2000 at September 06, 2013 09:42 PM (FcMtg)

656 Ford has some crazy gizmo they have to use to calibrate the ABS or reset some computer or something.

Probably resetting a wear sensor warning diagnostic on the computer.  A cheap $50 OBD-2 read/scan/reset tool can do that.  Some auto parts stores will read the diag code with a hand held OBD tool and reset it for free.

A pad/rotor change shouldn't in theory have any effect on ABS.  ABS is usually just a wheel rotation sensor (ie. Hall Effect transistor that's triggering off a small magnet on the hubs.  If the engine/transmission is applying power and the wheels aren't turning (i.e. skid), then the ABS system pulses the brakes to get wheels moving a bit to regain control.

The ABS system is typically completely divorced from the mechanical aspects of pads/rotors

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 09:42 PM (9MLX+)

657 643 628---X marks the spot yep. I think we're the generation that never really had a chance to fuck things up... Or will be the one that fixes shit. Time will tell.
Posted by: akula51 at September 07, 2013 01:29 AM (4p5/2)
----------------------
A majority of you fucked things up by voting for Obama in 2008....(unlike the Boomers.)
A majority of you "fixed the shit" by re-electing Obama in 2012.
Time has already told. There are no Apple Jacks in the Gen-X bowl, only Kaboom.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 07, 2013 01:36 AM (C8mVl)




FDR was the turning point. Everything else since has been fleshing out the ramifications -- most of which are hideous and evil, though they initially sound good to the feeble-minded.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 09:42 PM (T1005)

658 Time has already told. There are no Apple Jacks in the Gen-X bowl, only Kaboom. I didn't see every member of The Greatest Generation hitting those beaches at Omaha and Utah. They definitely had some folks within it that changed the world for the better for all mankind. I think Generation X is still capable of - and quite frankly will - producing such leaders. Such folks who will lead people out of this. I never judge everyone who was alive in the 60s by the actions of those at Woodstock, after all my father was in SE Asia and at the tail end of it there, my mother was carrying me.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:43 PM (4p5/2)

659 Well ladies and germs, going shooting in the morning so I gotta scoot. Daughter and I are taking the new Glock 19 out for it's inaugural run and I'm patterning the Evil Black Shotgun again because I put a rail and a sight on it and took the drop spacers out. Catch you on tomorrow's ONT.



Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:43 PM (yh0zB)

660 >>> In the long run, I believe our SCOAMF will create a generation of completely cynical political skeptics

My wife was never very political.  Her mom is a pretty vocal democrat, and so she used to vote that way just because.  But lately she's been in a fuck-'em-all kind of mood.  Which is an improvement.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 09:44 PM (+Wfbd)

661 My car is a little more complicated that that, it's an 03 Cobra. And not entirely stock...well, not even close...

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:44 PM (4p5/2)

662 652 It depresses me how most of my friends are LIV. They are conservative though. A lot are brainwashed from entertainment media and popular culture. They now ask for help voting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:45 PM (J8Q1Z)

663

Margarita, we were the first group subjected to the public school indoctrination - I am rare amongst my friends and it has cost me socially.  In the next cohort the brain washing is complete - they cannot even conceive of another way.

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:45 PM (WjS9o)

664 Too many parents let their kids threaten them with "I'll tell the cops you're abusing me"

Any kid that pulls that should then be shown what life as a foster kid is like, which is where the social workers send them once the parents lose custody.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 09:45 PM (/9IC1)

665 My car is a little more complicated that that, it's an 03 Cobra. And not entirely stock...well, not even close...

Posted by: akula51 at September 07, 2013 01:44 AM (4p5/2)



Terminator! Mystic?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:46 PM (yh0zB)

666 now?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:46 PM (yh0zB)

667 Muahahahahahaha!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:46 PM (yh0zB)

668 652 As gen x'er it gets very depressing to meet so many fellow x'ers who know jack shit about the world and what is going on. Numb and dumb describes them quite well. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 01:41 AM (GF1Nb) That's why I can't get with the GenX label. To me, GXers were the kids that shed a tear when Kurt Cobain had double ought for breakfast.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:46 PM (6TV0b)

669 Boring White Car Porn, if you're into that sort of thing. Hopefully this is public... http://on.fb.me/1dOXlS9

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:46 PM (4p5/2)

670 Nite GGE. Have fun @ the range

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 09:47 PM (HVff2)

671 I had that plate at one point...

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:47 PM (4p5/2)

672 669 Remember the Cole License Plates like mine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:48 PM (0axsw)

673 Alan Price?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:49 PM (0axsw)

674 Way, way, late to the thread but don't put anything in a lock except graphite. My F250 FWD with V10 gas engine has 300K miles, original freon, original exhaust, tranny fluid, everything except brake parts, four spark modules and the right front hub. I think I will keep it. The 240D had 415K when I bought a GLK500 and gave the diesel to a friend.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 06, 2013 09:50 PM (NCc1Z)

675 IRS nice Akula!  I have a 67 289 coupe I am "restoring" lol.  Would love to take an old take an early falcon and put one of those units in it.

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:50 PM (WjS9o)

676 Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2013 01:45 AM (J8Q1Z) Mockery is a good tool to get them to look at themselves regarding voting. Another is to key in on their passions. Got two AA's to flip because they were always talking about their Christianity. You're a Christian? Yet vote for gay marriage and abortion? Hmmm.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 09:50 PM (6TV0b)

677 Boring White Car Porn, if you're into that sort of thing. Hopefully this is public...

http://on.fb.me/1dOXlS9

Posted by: akula51 at September 07, 2013 01:46 AM (4p5/2)



Su-WEEET! And a 'vert, too! (2011 GT/CS 'vert in race red, mostly stock)



http://tinyurl.com/k7t4mqc



OK, and now I'm really out, Seriously You Guys.



Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 06, 2013 09:52 PM (yh0zB)

678 Many of the juiceboxers disillusioned with TFG have become fans of Rand Paul, some go further and become Paulbots

Should the GOP institutionals crush Rand for 2016 as expected, it will be the final nail in the Republican coffin

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 09:52 PM (/9IC1)

679 672 669 Remember the Cole License Plates like mine. Very nice...yes, we were living in Virginia Beach when I had that plate, I was going to get the FT plates, but that felt closer to home and all. Then I went back to MASTERS (Missouri State Trooper Emergency Relief Society)...lol. May or may not have saved my ass a few times during or immediately after vehicle acceleration comparison testing.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:52 PM (4p5/2)

680

Oh yeah mine's white too ... mostly

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 09:54 PM (WjS9o)

681 676 RWC but when your Christianity is watered down abortion & gay marriage, etc, etc is acceptable. I have a sister in law who calls herself a Christian but can't bring herself to vote for a conservative to save her life. Can't stomach the woman

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 09:56 PM (HVff2)

682 632--- Nah, the boomers were the first bunch spoiled rotten on those programs. No excuses. Posted by: f2000 at September 07, 2013 01:32 AM (FcMtg) ----------------- They were spoiled rotten by prosperity for sure, but they were mostly too young to be raised on the Great Society's massive expansion of the welfare state. A kid born in 1945, for example, would be 20 before most of that stuff was even passed. The Boomers were the last generation to attend school before the hey-hey-ho-ho-western-civ-has-got-to-go animus took over. They were also the last generation where a significant number served in the military. I'm just trying to figure out why their voting patterns have actually been conservative compared to those of younger generations, at every stage, even in the young and stupid period. Hell, when the voting age was lowered to 18, the 18-21 yr old set voted for Nixon over McGovern.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 09:56 PM (C8mVl)

683 675 IRS nice Akula! I love my IRS! Knock on wood, haven't dinged a half shaft, and I had a 1999 before this one. I run Nitto 555 Drag Radials, and some Nitto Summer tire up front, and it does well up to around 4" of snow...lol. Between the T56 and the IRS, a dream. I have a 67 289 coupe I am "restoring" lol. Nice... my wife wants an old one someday, which thankfully will be a great excuse for a nicer garage somewhere...haha. 2011 GT/CS 'vert in race red, mostly stock Very nice. Wow, that engine bay is pretty. Mine CAI is currently about half carbon fibre and half black duct tape.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 09:58 PM (4p5/2)

684 They were beating us over the head with Social Science. We moved to the country and that ended.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 09:58 PM (0axsw)

685 676 I remember when I told a friend I was against abortion, she said but anyone who's against abortion blows up abortion clinics and shoots abortion doctors. She is a catholic too, but doesn't want to judge anyone. I blame popular culture and moral relativism

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 09:59 PM (J8Q1Z)

686 huhuh uh huh... "shaft"... huhuh

Posted by: butthead at September 06, 2013 10:00 PM (9gNQd)

687 675 IRS nice Akula! I have a 67 289 coupe I am "restoring" lol. Would love to take an old take an early falcon and put one of those units in it. Posted by: Joe at September 07, 2013 01:50 AM

The Mustang was built on the Falcon chassis platform, so it'll fit easily

Just keep in mind that the 289 is heavier than the 6, so beef up the suspension and front brakes. Many who didn't learned the consequences of understeer and brake fade


Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 10:00 PM (/9IC1)

688 Do you think Southpark is ever coming back?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:01 PM (0axsw)

689 682 Americans have overall gone soft. Success breeds softer generation one after the other. Going soft it's easy to vote for dems when you don't think or work things through. Parents certainly didn't help when they wanted to be their kids friend instead of being their parents. Oh there will be some pendulum swinging, but over all we are on the highway to burning and burning hot

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 10:01 PM (HVff2)

690 Oh yeah mine's white too ... mostly lol, nice. For the longest time, I was convinced that I wanted a matching coupe to go with this one...but I really only like it with the black top. After I dropped it, the lines just seem perfect and that black is the perfect amount of contrast. They only made 180 like mine. The ones with tan tops make me ill, and there were a few white ragtops...the top is so much nicer than the one I had on my 99 (it's actually cloth or something, not vinyl), but the 99 had superior taillights (3-color vs 2-color). Odd the little things...lol

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 10:02 PM (4p5/2)

691 685 I blame popular culture and moral relativism Huge components of the decay and rot are right there, absolutely.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 10:04 PM (4p5/2)

692 They were beating us over the head with Social Science. We moved to the country and that ended. Posted by: Boss Moss at September 07, 2013 01:58 AM (0axsw) We need to spend the next few decades sneaking into "social science" departments nation-wide, if we are ever to hope to take back what the Marxist loving Progressives have trampled underfoot.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 10:05 PM (Vk2pI)

693 I remember, even back in the 80's, my church telling us that if we had problems, it wasn't our fault. Depression, was the fault, and we were victims. I can only imagine what they're preaching now! That was a normal, Lutheran church. Luckily, I felt my skin crawl, and quit attending the "self-help" "prayer" groups.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 06, 2013 10:05 PM (XyrkB)

694 Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 07, 2013 01:56 AM (HVff2) That was how I questioned them. ( they were the type who preaches the Word, and that is why I called them on it.)

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:05 PM (6TV0b)

695 Most retarded brake system ever -- the early/mid 2000's VW Passats.

They had wear sensors on the front pads, but it was always the rear pads that wore out first.

I found that out the hard way on a 2000 Passat when the rears went down to metal on metal.

With a little research, turned out it wasn't an isolated case, that was just the way they were.  I just put dramatically cheaper non-sensor pads on the front, jumpered the sensor harness to fake it out and taped it up out of the way.  It was completely worthless.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:05 PM (9MLX+)

696 RWC, Cobain HATED America. When we were celebrating the safe return of our soldiers after the first Gulf War, that shithead wrote how he felt like he was in 1930's Germany. He wrote other things that showed how much he hated this country too. I do not feel sorry for that heroin junkie prick.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 10:05 PM (GF1Nb)

697  My great-grandmother was born in 1900. She had her first kid (my grandmother) on her 18th birthday. My grandmother then had her first kid on her 18th birthday, making my great-grandmother a grandmother on her 36th birthday. But I don't think any of them cared what generation they were in.

Posted by: Bomber

 

 

I agree, this arbitrary generational divide crap is really mostly nonsense, and actually causes division amongst people who should be more united as they share common values.

I'm splat dab in the middle of the baby boom, 1955.  But the gen Xers I know well, mainly from past work or are my cousins all share my work values.  Geography may play as big a part as age as I live in rural IL.

I've had interns at work for the last 20 years or so, guess they would be Gen X & Y.  All but a couple have been great workers, only a couple of f-ups in the group.  Tho that could be due to my great skills in hiring, LOL.

Posted by: The Farmer at September 06, 2013 10:05 PM (eBupg)

698 Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 07, 2013 01:56 AM (HVff2) So where do her Christian values meet up with the left?

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:07 PM (6TV0b)

699

Know that Pink Floyd song Comfortablry Numb?

The version that would describe the LIVs would be called uncomfortably Dumb.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 10:08 PM (GF1Nb)

700 Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 02:05 AM (9MLX+) 2004 Jetta. Replaced brakes 3 times until I got smart.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:09 PM (6TV0b)

701 That's why I can't get with the GenX label. To me, GXers were the kids that shed a tear when Kurt Cobain had double ought for breakfast. Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 01:46 AM

Smells Like Teen Decomposition

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at September 06, 2013 10:09 PM (/9IC1)

702 >>> So where do her Christian values meet up with the left?

Jesus was a communist. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:10 PM (+Wfbd)

703 But, seriously, what else was I supposed to do? I shouldn't have to pay for wrecking the fence, since I didn't do it. Oh, and the police officer who came out asked me for my driver's license. I just looked at him like he was crazy. I mean WTF, I wasn't DRIVING my house into the guy's van! Other than the real bullshit (Sorry, sux.) of having to file a police report, to negotiate the insurance, to fix your fence (I don't know why she swallowed a fly)... Would have cracked me up to see you (caught on phone-vid by your friend) jump up and down and scream about RAAAYCISM!!! for having the Po-leese demand a government ID just to report a property crime. And then, the good folk of Seattle would hold marches protesting this egregious violation of your basic civil rights... Or not. Probably not. You would have looked like a lunatic.

Posted by: Deety at September 06, 2013 10:11 PM (UaCt0)

704 Summoned to beddy bye. Love all you morons. Good night.

Posted by: kalneva at September 06, 2013 10:11 PM (XyrkB)

705 Sell your extra tunic and sandals and buy a sword. Jesus would have been conceal and carry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:12 PM (0axsw)

706

BTW, avoid 1999-2004 Acura TLs. The transmissions were crap and there is a high probability it will blow at anywhere from 60k to 120k miles regardless of how well you take care of it.

 

It started to improve in 2005, but 2007+ are the years to go with. You have been warned.

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 10:12 PM (GF1Nb)

707 695 It was completely worthless. lol...VW...man, I had some similar weird horror stories. My first car was a Dasher Diesel, second a Quantum Turbo Diesel. Quantum ate alternators. Hmmm, all that power may have something to do with my choice of vehicles now.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 10:12 PM (4p5/2)

708 Charity drive for 'The Farmer' to purchase a 'return' key. Just messin'

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:12 PM (6TV0b)

709 691 685 I blame popular culture and moral relativism That describes most of the major Protestant church bodies, women ministers, gay/lesbian church leaders, perhaps not pro choice but definitely afraid to make a stand, etc

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 10:12 PM (HVff2)

710 Is it a coincidence that Kaboom cereal was introduced in 1969 when the first Xers were around 4 years old?

Kaboom (and Roe v Wade) threw away the future of an entire generation

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 10:12 PM (/9IC1)

711 I missed out on the Kaboom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (0axsw)

712 Jesus was a communist. Or so I've been told. Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 02:10 AM (+Wfbd) Oh damn do I hate that bullshit line.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (6TV0b)

713 >>> Sell your extra tunic and sandals and buy a sword. Jesus would have been conceal and carry.

Open carry.  You ever try to conceal a sword?

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:14 PM (+Wfbd)

714 Avoid GM's from the 90s

They required that special factory coolant which didn't do anything special other than corrode the block and heads

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 10:15 PM (/9IC1)

715 The blame can be put squarely on the shoulders of Dr. Spock.

He is the most evil man America has ever had.

Posted by: The Political Hat

 

 

 

My folks had his book, tho I don't think they paid much attention to all of it.  If I was bad they still spanked my azz, w/ a big wooden brush/shoehorn.

Hey can I still sue, maybe they warped me for life, made me think you can't be an obnoxious little shit when you want to be.  I could fit into today's society so much better if they hadn't warped me so.

 

Posted by: The Farmer at September 06, 2013 10:15 PM (eBupg)

716 I think Breitbart was so right, politics is downstream from the culture. Conservatives need to have our own long march through the institutions.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 10:15 PM (J8Q1Z)

717 >>> Oh damn do I hate that bullshit line.

Me too.  I like, "If any shall not work, neither should he eat."  But that was only St Paul.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:16 PM (+Wfbd)

718 Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at September 07, 2013 02:09 AM (/9IC1 Stil remember the night it happened. Not because of Kurt, because he ruined our UFC VHS fest.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:16 PM (6TV0b)

719 Open carry. You ever try to conceal a sword?

I have to.  Don't want to end up on the sex offender list.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2013 10:17 PM (JawqV)

720

I love these leftist assholes that bumper stickers on their cars like:

"Who would Jesus Bomb?"

Little hint here you smug fuckwit- aborion doctors and their protectors.

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 10:17 PM (GF1Nb)

721 I blame that green blooded son of a bitch.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at September 06, 2013 10:18 PM (0axsw)

722 2004 Jetta. Replaced brakes 3 times until I got smart.

The 98' Jetta's rear has drums.  Did the fronts a couple years ago and looked at the rear shoes and they were still like factory fresh.  Just put the drums back on with some fresh grease and a new seal for the bearings.

These days, I just go with good metallic pads and new rotors.  New aftermarket rotors for VW's are so cheap it doesn't pay to screw around trying to get'em cut.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:18 PM (9MLX+)

723 Also a lot of the Christian lefts sense of charity is through the tax code. They forget the, thou shalt not covet. My SIL has a real problem with people making "big money" Oh well I try to avoid her like the plague.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 10:18 PM (HVff2)

724 Tony Romo = Kaboomer

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 10:19 PM (/9IC1)

725 >>> I have to. Don't want to end up on the sex offender list.

I knew somebody had to say it.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:19 PM (+Wfbd)

726 717 >>> Oh damn do I hate that bullshit line. Me too. I like, "If any shall not work, neither should he eat." But that was only St Paul. Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 02:16 AM (+Wfbd) I have all of the quotes bookmarked at work. (And I was trying to think of the one you just posted, 'cause that's another of the lefts points..Would Jesus let them go hungry? yeah, if they spent the money on tats and laid in bed until 2pm.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:19 PM (6TV0b)

727 It's nice talking to you, night all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 06, 2013 10:19 PM (J8Q1Z)

728 Why does brake work on one of the axles of my Tacoma cost so much?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:19 PM (0axsw)

729 I knew somebody had to say it.

Didn't have to, I'm just too stupid not to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 06, 2013 10:20 PM (JawqV)

730 "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:21 PM (0axsw)

731 >>> They forget the, thou shalt not covet.

That's Old Testament.  Doesn't count anymore.  Like stoning gays or something.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:21 PM (+Wfbd)

732

If I were to do that dream falcon, the whole drive train would have to be upgraded.   IFS units are common, or a Mustang II thingie.  I assume frame connectors, stiffening, probably roll bar and racing seats - lowered, matte black with shiny tooth custom grille - handling like a track car, crate 302, T5  - would be awesome ... now only if I had the skills and the money ... the cars are not rare. 

 

They were talking about inspections on the pod cast.  Our rules have changed here, and, honestly, the air inspections have cleaned up the brown cloud.  Since the 80s our population has doubled or more, but the pollution is much better.  We used to have safety inspections, as well as air, but there was too much corruption so they put that to an end.

 

That being said, they used to have a rolling 25 year classic registration, but they still had to pass the air test.  They changed it, and drew a permanent line at '72 and now those cars are exempt, so you can do literally anything to them without fear.

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 10:22 PM (WjS9o)

733 I see a run on bumper sticker removal tools once TFG goes to war with Syria;

WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER

COEXIST

MAKE LOVE NOT BOMBS

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 10:22 PM (/9IC1)

734

It's strange. I bought some Brembo disc brakes. They warped. I had them turned and used different pads. They warped again. They were about $60-$70 each.

Before that I used some el-cheapo discs that were $20-30 each. Not a single problem. Frustrating and confusing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 10:23 PM (GF1Nb)

735 685---"... she said but anyone who's against abortion blows up abortion clinics and shoots abortion doctors. She is a catholic too, but doesn't want to judge anyone." Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2013 01:59 AM (J8Q1Z) ------------------------- LOL! Then there are the ones like my moonbat sister. She calls herself pro-life but eagerly works to elect every pro-abortion Democrat in sight. Kerry promotes partial-birth abortion? No problem! Obama opposes even the Baby-Born-Alive Act? No problem! Forcing Catholic institutions to provide abortiion pills? No problem! But she's "pro-life."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 06, 2013 10:23 PM (C8mVl)

736 Night CaliGirl, keep looking up.

Now back to lurking.

Posted by: Senile Old Lurker at September 06, 2013 10:24 PM (PaNTI)

737 Hey Bomber, I will try to keep the 10 commandments & love thy neighbor as thyself. Which I can't, so I thank Jesus for coming here and saving a wretched soul like me.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 10:24 PM (HVff2)

738 The GTO is still thought of as the first Muscle Car

"Scary fast" was always the description of their performance


Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2013 10:25 PM (/9IC1)

739 Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 02:22 AM (/9IC1) Naw. They won't remove the stickers (at least around here. I still see Dukakis stickers.)

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:25 PM (6TV0b)

740 I like to drag people with Coexist stickers from their cars and beat the shit out of them. It's the irony I enjoy.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 10:26 PM (GF1Nb)

741 Right there with you.  He came to fulfill the law, not destroy it.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:26 PM (+Wfbd)

742 Loser bumper stickers after all these years? My goodness.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 10:26 PM (HVff2)

743 "Who would Jesus Bomb?" Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 02:17 AM (GF1Nb) What about the Joooooooos!!1!`~eleventy!!11

Posted by: Luap Nor at September 06, 2013 10:27 PM (Vk2pI)

744 My first car was a Dasher Diesel

Someone gave me a Dasher diesel wagon for free when I first moved to FL.  It had been T-boned, squashed in on the driver side all hunchback like and drove down the road kinda sideways and the doors didn't close right.

I took the seats out, and used a big freaking railroad car jack and a 4x4 to kinda stretch everything more or less back into place so the doors could at least be made to close.

I ran that car for several years after my Neanderthal body work without any problems...and it didn't chew up tires.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:27 PM (9MLX+)

745 I think Breitbart was so right, politics is downstream from the culture. Conservatives need to have our own long march through the institutions.

Except that I don't think we do that.

Conservatives, in the traditional values sense, are the ones with a tradition because it led them to the right(er) choices that got them through the last major cataclysm when all the fools were consumed.


Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2013 10:28 PM (hO9ad)

746

RWC, LOL

WTF am I doing wrong?  After a cut and paste I hit enter 3 times and it still all runs together.  Is this the curse of Pixy?

Posted by: The Farmer at September 06, 2013 10:28 PM (eBupg)

747 Back when it was Police Squad. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 07, 2013 01:03 AM (74gkr) And *that's* who gets the 10 internets.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 10:31 PM (qyfb5)

748 I buy new discs and loaded calipers. I ain't taking the wheel off to do something else later.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 06, 2013 10:32 PM (NCc1Z)

749 Posted by: The Farmer at September 07, 2013 02:28 AM (eBupg) Pixy relies on how you are. Seated, which way the wind is blowing and the barometric pressure. Seriously, have no idea. I just add a couple of extra spaces to see if it takes.

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:33 PM (6TV0b)

750

TKAW, more dollars does not always mean better.  I do spring for the EBC  greenstuff pads tho ...

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 10:35 PM (WjS9o)

751 740 I like to drag people with Coexist stickers from their cars and beat the shit out of them. It's the irony I enjoy. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 02:26 AM (GF1Nb) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Posted by: RWC at September 06, 2013 10:36 PM (6TV0b)

752 It's strange. I bought some Brembo disc brakes. They warped. I had them turned and used different pads. They warped again. They were about $60-$70 each. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 02:23 AM (GF1Nb) That's Brembo's "budget line." It basically *is* the el-cheapo stuff. That said it shouldn't be *worse* that the cheapo stuff. They still make great high-end stuff but the low-end is really just generic now AFAICT.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 10:37 PM (qyfb5)

753 Didn't someone who got carjacked by the Tsarnev's have a Coexist bumper sticker?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:38 PM (0axsw)

754 EBC brake pads are the shiznit, just shop the line and get the right pads for your application. Green is the most common but it depends on your car. Factory pads are made to be quiet and dust-free. Sure, they're made to stop as well, but the EBC stuff IME is *noticeably* better, and for crying out loud it's a safety part. Freakin' penny-pinchers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 10:38 PM (qyfb5)

755 751 740 I like to drag people with Coexist stickers from their cars and beat the shit out of them. It's the irony I enjoy.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 07, 2013 02:26 AM (GF1Nb)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 02:36 AM (6TV0b) 



There are some flavors of Coexist stickers you'd best avoid -- http://tinyurl.com/34h3ses





Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 10:39 PM (T1005)

756 I think Breitbart was so right, politics is downstream from the culture. Conservatives need to have our own long march through the institutions. Except that I don't think we do that. Conservatives, in the traditional values sense, are the ones with a tradition because it led them to the right(er) choices that got them through the last major cataclysm when all the fools were consumed. Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2013 02:28 AM (hO9ad) The problem with that is that the Progressives are hell-bent on a murder-suicide. Destroying any and all remaining vestiges of traditional values is their core ethos. Previous cataclysms are mild in comparison with what will comeÂ… SOON.

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 10:39 PM (Vk2pI)

757 Why does brake work on one of the axles of my Tacoma cost so much?

Pretty common vehicle.  There should be all sorts of economical aftermarket parts for it..

Toyota dealers will of course ass rape you unmercifully.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:41 PM (9MLX+)

758

656  Not to get too technical Purp but they aren't Hall effect they're just passive coils (~700ohms).  That's why they don't need a power source to operate like Hall effect sensors do.  They're using simple magnetic trigger wheels.

Rotors usually warp (causing pedal pulsation on braking) due to some f'n jackass putting on the lugnuts with an impact.  90-95% of the time.

That's why we need a TORQUEWRENCH!!! Nothing personal TW...

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 10:41 PM (OksBo)

759 >>> Didn't someone who got carjacked by the Tsarnev's have a Coexist bumper sticker?

Yep.  Never saw a really good picture of it, but enough to know what it was.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:41 PM (+Wfbd)

760 http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/carjacked-mercedes.jpeg

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 10:46 PM (0axsw)

761 I usually make about 3 criss-cross passes tightening lug nuts while sneaking up on the torque spec...never had a warped a rotor.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:46 PM (9MLX+)

762 Yep, that's the one I remember.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:47 PM (+Wfbd)

763 761  What a coincidence!!!

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 10:49 PM (OksBo)

764 Cool, I got 556 and 762.  Without even trying.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:49 PM (+Wfbd)

765 Conservatives need to have our own long march through the institutions. Consider: - William Penn (Creative Scribbler, Michigan), unlike Ward Churchill, was bounced almost immediately ... I suspect he will see a pay adjustment real soon. - Senator E. Warren seems to have faked her way through academia, ethnically and ethically. I think the doubts about her research will catch up to her as her Senate term expires. - Tom Friedman and Paul Krugman: If the Katzenjammer Kids were actually Bizarro Touret-Syndrome Retards ... - Samantha Powers seems to have put a major KaBoom into Teh JEF's Syrian policy ... the crash from this sugar-high will be painful. How bad must the acid be to conclude hallucinate, to the President of the United States and his advisors that Iran would be deterred by inspectors ... and base foreign policy an potential Act of War on this? - At some point, the various Occutards will realize, like "@andria_xx", that the Leftist/Marxists at their university of choice have ripped them off, and saddled them with unrepayable debt. - Meanwhile, idiots like Melissa Hairy-Parris, Soledad O'Bigrack, Racheal Madcow, Tingles Matthews, and Ed-the-Lout Shulz, prattle on and rake in millions of dollars. - On Drudge now: VIDEO: Newark resident calls out Booker for turning back on murder epidemic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRTSrun6htA VIDEO: Illegal immigrants disrupt Congressman's Townhall, demand citizenship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHzyk65jfRo ...... A lot of people are real tired of this. The more people that hear about all these things, and more, the sooner they will be handled. I think that the Conservative riposte will be very much faster than the Left realizes. Something like this happened after WW2. The GI Bill put a lot of veterans, specifically, young men who had seen combat in the Europe and Pacific, into US universities ... places where fraternities ruled campus life. My understanding, from my parents, was that it did not take very long for guys who had walked ashore at Okinawa, or fought through the bocage, to explain the new reality of campus life to the Greeks. I expect this sort of thing to happen again.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 06, 2013 10:50 PM (FlRtG)

766 >>> I expect this sort of thing to happen again.

I hope you're right.  But I'm not optimistic.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 10:53 PM (+Wfbd)

767 Good night, good morning, good day horde. Be well. Must recharge the batteries

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 06, 2013 10:54 PM (HVff2)

768 Previous cataclysms are mild in comparison with what will comeÂ… SOON.

I am aware of that. The problem is the reason leftists are successful in their infiltration through the institutions is that all their destructive ideas in one way or another fall into the category of temptation. As most people by nature will follow the wide and easy path, the lefties, over a long enough time frame will always win in terms of getting their way. And then they lose spectacularly, if not alone.

We can't tempt people to be good and/or sensible. You can discipline your kids to load the dice on their decision making in their favor. You can set a good example, and with the failure of the tempted to hold in comparison, those blessed with insight may see the error of those ways. But for the most part, people need to learn through experience (what we like to call the hard way).


Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2013 10:54 PM (hO9ad)

769 Impact wrenches are fine for off'y work, not so good for on'y work.

I've got an electric impact wrench I bought cheap at a pawn shop, but I haven't use it in years.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:54 PM (9MLX+)

770 What's amazing to me is how there are so many people around who can't do a single goddamned thing -- like, for instance, change a tire. Torquewrench be damned, and with a temporary spare -- some folks could starve and die within 15 minutes of a service station if they had a flat. Just amazing.




For those who have noted this when I've leaked it to the press......I'm a CPA. A beancounter. Nuanced in revenue recognition with rebates, internal control over financial reporting, sales tax for items tested to destruction, and other such angels-dancing-on-the-head-of-a-pin bullshit minutiae.....and I can wire a house, patch drywall, change a tire, coax a bicycle chain back on, stop for pedestrians, and park on a hill......and it's like I'm speaking Greek to 80% of the people out there when I mention the latter......

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 10:57 PM (T1005)

771 I'm on a 1950's cheesy Sci-Fi binge..

Up next: The Giant Claw

I have no idea what its about, but what's not to like about giant claws?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 10:59 PM (9MLX+)

772 764 Cool, I got 556 and 762. Without even trying. That had me back checking on 308 and 406...lol

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 06, 2013 11:01 PM (4p5/2)

773 I liked the book The Fourth Turning by William Strauss and Neil Howe. No matter what generation you are a part of, it will help you understand what makes other generations tick. It also predicts that we will be pleasantly surprised by the Millennials. They apparently have more in common with the World War II generation than any other. I've noticed lately some young people who are very polite and civilized, more so than you would think.

Posted by: rickl at September 06, 2013 11:01 PM (sdi6R)

774 Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 02:50 AM (FlRtG)




Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 02:57 AM (T1005)





Hmmm.....I don't know what went "boing", but I think we're both picking up sympathetic vibrations.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:01 PM (T1005)

775 Is that pre or post interocitor?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 06, 2013 11:01 PM (0axsw)

776 Kaboom raped my childhood.

Posted by: george lucas at September 06, 2013 11:03 PM (9gNQd)

777   And *that's* who gets the 10 internets. 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 07, 2013 02:31 AM (qyfb5)



What are you supposed to do with 10 internets?  

*recalls the song*

Oh.   Right. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 06, 2013 11:04 PM (Q80i9)

778

cthulhu, I have seen the one where it's various firearms spelling out Coexist. I give a pass to those that are obviously one of our own.

Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith, the fact I have to cough up a kidney to get "decent" Brembo blanks turns me off on them. It's f*cking cast iron not titanium for crying out loud.

I really like the Hawk HPS pads, but they do produce a fair amount of dust. Best street pads I've ever had tho.

 

Purp, I also do the criss-cross and use a torque wrench for the final tightening. I am NOT happy to spend extra and get crap.

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 11:05 PM (GF1Nb)

779

770 I used to talk about what I do at work but then someone who disagreed with me here started posting and acting like he was gonna make trouble with it.

Only thing worse than learning shitty things about assholes is not learning

Posted by: DAve at September 06, 2013 11:06 PM (OksBo)

780 >>> That had me back checking on 308 and 406...lol

I usually only notice 666 but somebody had called out 556 earlier.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:06 PM (+Wfbd)

781 cthulhu: it's like I'm speaking Greek to 80% of the people out there when I mention the latter σκάλα ... Greek ...

Posted by: Arbalest at September 06, 2013 11:07 PM (FlRtG)

782 Night all. Here is "Blue" from Royal Thunder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XyeyxTm_wQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 06, 2013 11:07 PM (Vk2pI)

783 some folks could starve and die within 15 minutes of a service station if they had a flat. Just amazing.

It all started when towns started cracking down on "junk cars" in the 70's and phasing out various shop classes in high school.

Young people learned a lot about how shit works and using tools by screwing around with those "junk cars", even if they never got them running.

People will wait around all day for a plumber to change a shitter's flush valve for $150, when they could have just gone to Walmart, bought a Fluidmaster 4000, and a freaking cheap pair of pump pliers for under $20, driven home, and installed the damn thing total time start to finish, including WMT trip, maybe an hour and a half.

Basic mechanical competence is EMPOWERING.  It can save you a ton of money as well as wasted days waiting around for "professionals" to show up.

How hard is it to put down the Internet for a half hour to save $150 and a day of thumb twiddling?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 11:09 PM (9MLX+)

784 Well, some dumbass in a toyota pickup damned nearly didn't go home tonight. And the obnoxious thing is a Sheriff's car went through the parking lot I turned into *seconds* after the dumbass took off. How effing hard is STOP ON RED to remember, fucking seriously? Car still smells like burning tire.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 11:10 PM (qyfb5)

785 PA: How hard is it to put down the Internet for a half hour to save $150 and a day of thumb twiddling? Until you've passed the mental-block/"hump" of actually doing "it" (whatever "it" is), it is titanically difficult. Getting past the mental-block can be tough. Doing "it" several times, to develop confidence in one's abilities, is needed.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 06, 2013 11:14 PM (FlRtG)

786 Yo, arbalest -- speaking of oddities.....I recently picked up a cross-slide vise from Harbor Freight and bolted it to my drill press. As a "proof of concept", I thought I'd use some 4-flute metal end-mills to mill out some slots for a box of parallels where the dividers went foom during shipping, 'cause with the X-Y movement in the vise, I should've been able to whomp 'em out.




Ended up having to move into the wood VVEERRYY SSLLOOWWLLYY to make sure that the mill had some, but not too many, chips in the air. I'm suspecting that this was because the spindle speed on a drill press is 1/6 what it would be in a real mill. Am I on the right track?




I realize that I'm brainstorming things in unconventional ways, but that's sort of the idea. If I wanted things done exactly right, I'd take it to a pro or take classes on being a pro. But that a 4 flute mill moving into wood from the side ended up at such a crappy feed is irritating. From observing production CNC mills in aluminum, it should be like buttah.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:14 PM (T1005)

787

Cthulhu, I've also noticed how many people are utterly helpless when it comes to basic things. I'm no carpenter, mechanic, plumber, or outdoorsman, but compared to them I am which is sad to say the least.

My father MADE me learn such things and I am glad he did. I work with a 30 something year old guy who cannot change a tire. He just shrugs and says that is what Triple A is for. And if there is no Triple A anymore?

Oh well, if society goes to crap the prepared, more capable, or predators will need someone to benefit from.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 11:15 PM (GF1Nb)

788 >>> How hard is it to put down the Internet for a half hour to save $150 and a day of thumb twiddling?

Internet can actually be a big help.  iPad or similar makes a damn fine repair manual for just about any kind of repair - automotive, home, whatever.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:15 PM (+Wfbd)

789 In FL stop signs are kind of a suggestion rather than a mandate.  I never trust anyone to actually stop when approaching an intersection.

Driving out of this development the majority of people just blow through the stop signs.  If the PBSO setup here, they could write tickets 7x24 until they got freaking carpal tunnel.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 11:16 PM (9MLX+)

790

Agreed Methos, it's hard to convince a kid when your opponents fundamental organizing principle is sex without consequence and unbridled hedonism.

 

However, I do not think withdrawal and condemnation are the correct response.  I, for one, am not looking for a cataclysm so that I can validate my beliefs.  I would prefer to avoid such, but we are pushing upstream at this point.  Maybe humor is our only remaining weapon, IDK ...

 

At least we can laugh as we go soggy into the long, dark, greyish ooze that is all that remains of our bowl of Kaboom society ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 11:16 PM (WjS9o)

791 783 some folks could starve and die within 15 minutes of a service station if they had a flat. Just amazing.

It all started when towns started cracking down on "junk cars" in the 70's and phasing out various shop classes in high school.

Young people learned a lot about how shit works and using tools by screwing around with those "junk cars", even if they never got them running.

People will wait around all day for a plumber to change a shitter's flush valve for $150, when they could have just gone to Walmart, bought a Fluidmaster 4000, and a freaking cheap pair of pump pliers for under $20, driven home, and installed the damn thing total time start to finish, including WMT trip, maybe an hour and a half.

Basic mechanical competence is EMPOWERING. It can save you a ton of money as well as wasted days waiting around for "professionals" to show up.

How hard is it to put down the Internet for a half hour to save $150 and a day of thumb twiddling?

Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 03:09 AM (9MLX+)



And it's easier now than it's ever been with stuff like ehow on the tubez. But the teeming masses ain't gonna go there.......it's icky, or something.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:18 PM (T1005)

792 >>> My father MADE me learn such things and I am glad he did.

Yeah me too.  I wish I had paid more attention to some of it, but still, I do more than a lot of people.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:20 PM (+Wfbd)

793 Ehow and Youtube can be *hilariously* wrong on occasion. Sometimes just subtly wrong as well, which is almost worse. You pretty much can use the internet to confirm what you know or fill in details, but only if you can "sanity check" it with basic competence in that area. "You can check to see if this sensor is faulty by unplugging it and plugging it back in while running." Well, yeah, it's faulty *now*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 11:20 PM (qyfb5)

794

I don't think many of us are WISHING for a a cataclysm, it's just that i is where we expect it to go.

I know I am buying supplies to be prepared.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 11:20 PM (GF1Nb)

795 792 >>> My father MADE me learn such things and I am glad he did.

Yeah me too. I wish I had paid more attention to some of it, but still, I do more than a lot of people.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 03:20 AM (+Wfbd)



Five houses paid my way through college. We started 'em, my dad made me work on 'em, we got 'em halfway and moved into 'em, and finished up the prior one for sale. I hated every evening I spent framing and every Saturday morning I had to get up before noon, and bitched constantly.



Damn, my old man was a genius.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:23 PM (T1005)

796 >>> I don't think many of us are WISHING for a a cataclysm

"Let it burn."

I never liked that approach, but I'm coming around to it.

If it must burn, let it burn in my day, so I can build it back right for my kids.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:24 PM (+Wfbd)

797 I've never understood the attitude that leads to people not learning to tinker.   (for men; I can understand the ladies wanting men to do the dirty work)

That said, the number of times I screwed up the family computer as a 9 year old must have been frustrating to the parents; then again, that's why they get free tech support now when I'm home.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 06, 2013 11:24 PM (Q80i9)

798 Until you've passed the mental-block/"hump" of actually doing "it" (whatever "it" is), it is titanically difficult.

That's basic fear of the unknown.  I admit, I'm affected by that too when its something new or I have to acquire some special new tools to do. 

Mostly I beat it by doing a LOT of research, gathering tools and materials, searching for how others did it, and pouring over specs/manuals until I can run the job in my mind start to finish and anticipate show stopper problems (busted studs, stripped hex bolt heads, etc) and their resolutions.

Essentially, I build a mental model of the job, then keep running it until the anxiety subsides and confidence builds that I can handle all possible roadblocks...

...then when I take the sandals off and put the work shoes on, I'm committed to starting it.  If I don't conciously take the sandals off, I'll procrastinate all freaking day ;->

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 11:27 PM (9MLX+)

799

Cthulu you are a true renaissance man.  I'm still learning lots of stuff, and you tube is my best source.  I do regret not taking the shop classes, but the other things I took were of use.  What I need now is more practice, and some experienced help.  It's a scary proposition to do things on cars you have never done before on your own, because safety.   In my technical work, I tell my mentees my path to knowledge : 

 

1) Read

2) Do

3) Read some more

4) Do some more

5) Fix????

6) Master!

 

Purp, good point - see y'alls later ...

 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2013 11:29 PM (WjS9o)

800 I never liked that approach, but I'm coming around to it. If it must burn, let it burn in my day, so I can build it back right for my kids. Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 03:24 AM (+Wfbd) I'm actually getting away from it. Mind you, my definition was "don't stroke out trying to stop a tidal wave with a soup spoon," on the principle that you're no good burned out. History laughs heartily at the idea that decent people do the rebuilding. Virtually every crash goes the reverse way - it's either the people who caused it or the mobsters that rebuild. We have lived in a very lucky time in history, there is an overwhelming chance that *at best* anything after a crash will be less so. More likely much, much worse. I mean, it probably won't involve North Korea-like suffering or constant straight-up horror movie stuff, but probably more like Eastern Europe in the 60s and 70s than Western Europe. And probably not like the US as we remember it. So, no, no eagerness for the fall here. Still some hope for fixing it, though the people with the picks and hammers vastly outnumber those with trowels and mortar.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 11:29 PM (qyfb5)

801 >>> Damn, my old man was a genius.

We did driveway car repair.  Partly because we didn't have the money to pay somebody else to fix it.  Newest family car we had was 15 years old.  I still do all the minor (and some major) vehicle maintenance.  Drive it till the wheels fall off, then put them back on and drive it some more. 

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:30 PM (+Wfbd)

802 ) 798 Until you've passed the mental-block/"hump" of actually doing "it" (whatever "it" is), it is titanically difficult. 

-------------
That's basic fear of the unknown. I admit, I'm affected by that too when its something new or I have to acquire some special new tools to do. 

Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 03:27 AM (9MLX+)



Or if you're my parents ...

"Go fix that"
"Okay"

<several hours later> 
"Huh.   That's how not to do it"  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 06, 2013 11:31 PM (Q80i9)

803 "You can check to see if this sensor is faulty by unplugging it and plugging it back in while running."

Actual factory repair manuals help a lot with that sort of thing.  I spent $250 for the Bentley manual and VW factory repair DVD when I started doing the serious shit on this Jetta diesel.  That shit already paid for itself several times over already.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 11:32 PM (9MLX+)

804

Bomber, ever see where Louie Anderson is talking about when he was a child and his father made him work on cars with him? That was a bit of my childhood and made me laugh just out of the shared memories.

My dad worked his way through life. He had a job at 16 picking up dead bodies from accidents. He worked highrise construction (which almost got him killed) and worked at Joliet Arsenal making TNT. He ended up guarding a few presidents. He got to guard Reagan (his hero) and met Bob Hope. Said Reagan was nice guy who treated them like equals and would ask about their families etc.

He said Carter was an arrogant, elitest prick who treated them like garbage.

Anyway, I get some of my work ethic from him. I'm just old enough to be part of the generation that sees being a slacker as pathetic and something to be ashamed of.

Well, goodnight all. I have a memorial to attend tomorrow and I suspect the widow and family would be offended if I nodded off while there.

Stay safe.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at September 06, 2013 11:34 PM (GF1Nb)

805 Zoiks. I got a Bentley for the BMW online for like $15, and the Mitsu, Mazda and Volvo DVDs for, well, cheap. Nothing I fretted about. Actually found a faster and better way to do one of the Mazda repairs, shaved like an hour off the estimate. Mind you, not everyone had four foot socket extensions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 06, 2013 11:35 PM (qyfb5)

806 798 Until you've passed the mental-block/"hump" of actually doing "it" (whatever "it" is), it is titanically difficult.

That's basic fear of the unknown. I admit, I'm affected by that too when its something new or I have to acquire some special new tools to do.

Mostly I beat it by doing a LOT of research, gathering tools and materials, searching for how others did it, and pouring over specs/manuals until I can run the job in my mind start to finish and anticipate show stopper problems (busted studs, stripped hex bolt heads, etc) and their resolutions.

Essentially, I build a mental model of the job, then keep running it until the anxiety subsides and confidence builds that I can handle all possible roadblocks...

...then when I take the sandals off and put the work shoes on, I'm committed to starting it. If I don't conciously take the sandals off, I'll procrastinate all freaking day ;->

Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 03:27 AM (9MLX+)



There's a knack to developing a plan and mentally executing it to shake down problems. Lots of folks just plain can't. I find, myself, that I can do it better if multiple people are involved. A gets stalled, B's trudging on, you assign A to help B and break up A's logjam. A restarts, but he's behind, you borrow an hour of B for A.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:36 PM (T1005)

807 If it must burn, let it burn in my day, so I can build it back right for my kids.

This, though nieces and nephews in my case.

Let It Burn isn't, in my mind, about total annihilation (I note that I haven't seen any of the LIB crowd supporting Obama's provocation of Russia over in Syria). It's about ending the schemes currently in place to keep the consequences of bad decisions at bay and accumulating.

Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2013 11:38 PM (hO9ad)

808 cthulhu: You are wearing ANSI eye protection, correct? Do you have a drill press or a mill? Chucks, like on most drills, are not designed to take any side loads ... at all. I do not think you will grenade the chuck, but you are likely to break / eject the end mill. If you can use collets on the spindle of your equipment, then you can safely mill. Note that end mills, in general, are not designed to plunge like a drill. You are likely to get away with doing so in wood, but you should expect to regret doing so in aluminum, and certainly in steel. The spindle RPM for wood is higher than aluminum, but I don't know what it is. Wood is normally not milled on equipment used for metal, as the chips get in the ways and coolant. I'd use a 2 flute end mill for wood, as the chips will clear quicker than with a 4-flute end mill. I recently picked up the wrong end mill, and re-learned this lesson. If you use a .250 endmill ... for aluminum, the spindle RPM should be 4800 RPM ... for wood, probably higher. I'm guessing that your equipment is limited to 2500RPM or so, so you will have to feed slower. If you put the endmill in a collet, and then into the spindle, try about 0.050" depth of cut, 3" per minute feed. This is very slow feed. If you get a "springy" sensation when feeding, or an increase in resistance, then the endmill may be clogged, and about to break, or both. FWIW, the machining class starts in about 2 weeks, and they have very much more information.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 06, 2013 11:38 PM (FlRtG)

809 I don't understand the Kaboom hate.

Kaboom was an awesome cereal that embodied the revolutionary spirit of this once great nation. Kids today are suspended from school if they even speak its name.

Kaboom haters are forgetting the most important thing: It. Had. Marshmallows.

Marshmallows. Freaking *candy* for breakfast! How cool was that? Sure, the rest of it looked like dog food, but that was just to make your parents think it was healthy. Every morning those impish little faces would laugh diabolically alongside you at the hoax you'd pulled off.

Apple Jacks, on the other hand, was a cereal for establishment suck-ups. Apples are those things your parents and teachers kept trying to get you to eat. Process them into cereal, add some sugar, and suddenly they're cool? Please. Even a six year old can see through such a transparent ruse.

Posted by: schizoid at September 06, 2013 11:40 PM (Rr429)

810 799
Cthulu you are a true renaissance man. I'm still learning lots of stuff, and you tube is my best source. I do regret not taking the shop classes, but the other things I took were of use. What I need now is more practice, and some experienced help. It's a scary proposition to do things on cars you have never done before on your own, because safety. In my technical work, I tell my mentees my path to knowledge:

1) Read
2) Do
3) Read some more
4) Do some more
5) Fix????
6) Master!

Purp, good point - see y'alls later ...

Posted by: Joe at September 07, 2013 03:29 AM (WjS9o)



I am in no way a Renaissance man.....but I'm game to try most anything. And, when I say "most", I mean stuff like.....I'll try anything electrical where I can shut everything down (e.g. I won't do the service box, 'cause half of that's always hot). I won't do automobile brakes (I don't ever want to guess my way through and have a toddler wander in front of my car). I won't overhaul my own SCUBA regs. And I won't phony-up building code inspections. I only do stuff that's easily understandable and where I firmly believe a nuance won't kill anyone.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 06, 2013 11:43 PM (T1005)

811 Yea, the factory procedures may not always be optimal if you're got some of the right oddball tools. 

ex. wobbly extensions totally rock.  Sometimes they can save you from having to dismantle everything.  I've got an angle drive attachment for a standard drill that can get into spots a regular 90 degree drill or even a stubby screwdriver couldn't.  Black and Decker makes it and they sell'em at WMT.  Milwaukee makes one too but the cheap Black and Decker is a better value and holds up well. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 06, 2013 11:43 PM (9MLX+)

812 Well I'm gonna go run.  And I hate running, but it's part of the job description.  See y'all in a little while.  Or tomorrow.

Posted by: Bomber at September 06, 2013 11:49 PM (+Wfbd)

813 Still some hope for fixing it

The problem is what do you (anyone, generally) mean by fixing it? If you mean getting back the prosperity of the 80s and 90s, then what you are trying to do is reestablish a lie that is in the last stages of coming undone.

Unless you are near retirement age, you have no memory of America being truly prosperous. We have been faking prosperity through expanding credit for a long time. That only works as long as you can find exponentially more suckers to load up on debt and who are capable of making payments on it to keep the system moving. Once you run out, either of suckers, or capacity to make payments, the mess unravels, with the opposite effect you got while it was accumulating. This isn't something that can be 'fixed' any more than we can prevent avalanches.

Once those gathered consequences have cleared, then we can consider fixing things based on where we are afterwards and what folks have learned.

Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2013 11:53 PM (hO9ad)

814 286
middle school. My son is in middle school. And middle school kids like weird things.

Middle-Schoolers and Administrators made me give up teaching

Posted by: bill-o at September 06, 2013 11:54 PM (AWwDY)

815 296 I've come back a changed man, Peaches.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at September 06, 2013 11:28 PM (EPcGF)

ah, shit, we gotta call you Chelsea now?

Now THAT is funny!

Posted by: bill-o at September 06, 2013 11:57 PM (AWwDY)

816 808
cthulhu:

You are wearing ANSI eye protection, correct?

Do you have a drill press or a mill? Chucks, like on most drills, are not designed to take any side loads ... at all. I do not think you will grenade the chuck, but you are likely to break / eject the end mill.

If you can use collets on the spindle of your equipment, then you can safely mill.

Note that end mills, in general, are not designed to plunge like a drill. You are likely to get away with doing so in wood, but you should expect to regret doing so in aluminum, and certainly in steel.

The spindle RPM for wood is higher than aluminum, but I don't know what it is. Wood is normally not milled on equipment used for metal, as the chips get in the ways and coolant.

I'd use a 2 flute end mill for wood, as the chips will clear quicker than with a 4-flute end mill. I recently picked up the wrong end mill, and re-learned this lesson.

If you use a .250 endmill ... for aluminum, the spindle RPM should be 4800 RPM ... for wood, probably higher. I'm guessing that your equipment is limited to 2500RPM or so, so you will have to feed slower.

If you put the endmill in a collet, and then into the spindle, try about 0.050" depth of cut, 3" per minute feed. This is very slow feed.

If you get a "springy" sensation when feeding, or an increase in resistance, then the endmill may be clogged, and about to break, or both.

FWIW, the machining class starts in about 2 weeks, and they have very much more information.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 03:38 AM (FlRtG)



1. As a matter of fact, I was wearing eye protection, where I normally wouldn't....because I knew I was stretching equipment in ways I wasn't fully experienced in doing.



2. I was using a drill press as a mill. I know it's folly, and -- furthermore -- I own a real mill. But it was a quickie project with no precision to "warm up the tools". I stalled the chuck a couple of times, which was "edgy" enough.



3. No plunging involved. Certainly wouldn't have 4-fluted if I were contemplating same.



4. Interesting and noted about 2-flutes clearing faster. I'd been looking to 4-flute for more smooth, machined outcomes.



5. The feed was painfully, painfully, painfully slow....and I think you confirmed that in your "aluminum should be 4800" comment.



Advice and comments most appreciated!!! 







Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:03 AM (T1005)

817 We have been faking prosperity through expanding credit for a long time.

ALL of the supposed GDP "growth" for the past 4 years is accounted for by the $800B (now baked into the cake every year on a recurring basis) "stimulus" spending which is counted as part of GDP.  Without that "stimulus", GDP declines would be in the 1.5%/yr range.

The Obama economy, as weak as it is, is based on fraudulent misrepresentations.  The reality is we've been in an actual negative GDP depression for the past 4+ years and just making believe we're not.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 12:09 AM (9MLX+)

818 817 We have been faking prosperity through expanding credit for a long time.

ALL of the supposed GDP "growth" for the past 4 years is accounted for by the $800B (now baked into the cake every year on a recurring basis) "stimulus" spending which is counted as part of GDP. Without that "stimulus", GDP declines would be in the 1.5%/yr range.

The Obama economy, as weak as it is, is based on fraudulent misrepresentations. The reality is we've been in an actual negative GDP depression for the past 4+ years and just making believe we're not.

Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 04:09 AM (9MLX+)




FOUR?



http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?get_gallerynr=4247


Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:12 AM (T1005)

819 Once those gathered consequences have cleared, then we can consider fixing things based on where we are afterwards and what folks have learned. Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2013 03:53 AM (hO9ad) It may not be an equation that has a solution, but if it doesn't there's no hope *after* any posited "rebuild," even assuming the "rebuilders" aren't the same jagoffs or worse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 12:13 AM (qyfb5)

820 At 4800RPM, 2 flutes., 0.015" DOC and .002" chip, the feed rate in aluminum is about 19 IPM ... reasonably fast. Was your wood a thin sheet, maybe 1/4" thick? Be careful, as it will flex when clamped tightly in a vise ... and when cut, may break. Clamping with hold-downs alleviates much of this ... but be sure to never cut or drill through the material. NO ONE wants to be the clown that cuts the table or vise ... at least, I don't. I mount everything on a fixture plate that I expect to cut.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 12:14 AM (FlRtG)

821 FOUR?

The big divergence seems to have started around 1993.  Something seems to have happened then...

...one guess.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 12:17 AM (9MLX+)

822 The big divergence seems to have started around 1993. Something seems to have happened then... ...one guess. Posted by: Purp at September 07, 2013 04:17 AM (9MLX+) River Phoenix died of a drug overdose?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 12:19 AM (qyfb5)

823 Well, I'm gonna make a late night WMT run.  the T-storms seem to have subsided and the roads are largely clear of lunatics this time of night.

The caffeine supply dwindled to critical levels today.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 12:21 AM (9MLX+)

824 Jurassic Park came out in 1993.  Blame it on Dino-fever.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 12:23 AM (9MLX+)

825 820

At 4800RPM, 2 flutes., 0.015" DOC and .002" chip, the feed rate in aluminum is about 19 IPM ... reasonably fast.

Was your wood a thin sheet, maybe 1/4" thick? Be careful, as it will flex when clamped tightly in a vise ... and when cut, may break. Clamping with hold-downs alleviates much of this ... but be sure to never cut or drill through the material.

NO ONE wants to be the clown that cuts the table or vise ... at least, I don't. I mount everything on a fixture plate that I expect to cut.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 04:14 AM (FlRtG)



All over that stuff....the basic game is that I bought a package of stuff from Little Machine Shop, and got a set of parallels in a box where the dividers were all destroyed in shipping. Thought, "dirt easy if you can X-Y your tool", and -- since I had another reason to own a HFT cross-slide vise for my drill press,  went for it.



Destroyed dividers were in lumber like 1/4" x 7-1/16", cut with notches for the 10 parallels from 1/2" by 1/8" -- so I figured ("simplify, simplify, simplify!") that I'd clamp in some 1x4 lumber and do transverse slots, then trim to 7-1/16 long and whatever high.



First attempt, clamped the lumber and moved in, and tore the crap out of the workpiece. Obviously moved in to fast with a spindle too slow. Next attempt, got a reasonable slot (with some burning) after about 30 minutes of moving.



Currently mulling over my busy day.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:33 AM (T1005)

826 I should note that my eventual goal is to hand-machine blocks of wood sufficient to run my mill as CNC, then use this contraption to machine parts needed to CNC the whole shebang......

Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 12:38 AM (T1005)

827 Hm.  Incoming.  That's a weird time for it.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 12:46 AM (+Wfbd)

828 549 The Ranger and the S-10

My Ranger has 475k and still going

Posted by: bill-o at September 07, 2013 12:49 AM (AWwDY)

829 At least it was quick.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 12:51 AM (+Wfbd)

830 827 Hm. Incoming. That's a weird time for it. Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 04:46 AM (+Wfbd) Oh man, there'd better be a follow-up on that...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 12:51 AM (qyfb5)

831 Didn't even hear any explosions this time.  Just the alarm.  Five minutes later they were sweeping, just waiting on all clear now.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 12:52 AM (+Wfbd)

832 This hasn't been a real war for a long time now, if it ever was.  We just kinda harass each other.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 12:53 AM (+Wfbd)

833 We don't even know how to do this anymore.  It would almost be funny if it wasn't so damn depressing.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 12:56 AM (+Wfbd)

834 *Phew* on the not-being-blown-up thing. Seems like they move the "real war" around to other places as whim dictates.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 12:57 AM (qyfb5)

835 I was here in 08'-'09, got shot at 8 times.  Mostly IDF, one rifle round toward a convoy, and one RPG round at the gate.

This time, they're slightly ahead of that pace.  This is #7 since March.  All IDF except for one RPG towards the wall. 

Just enough to let us know they're still there.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:00 AM (+Wfbd)

836 One time a couple of months ago at Bagram, got stuck in a concrete office building.  With a cute little contractor from Macedonia.  That was kinda fun.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:02 AM (+Wfbd)

837 Travel has its advantages.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 01:11 AM (qyfb5)

838 I think they forgot to clear us.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:33 AM (+Wfbd)

839 Ha, somebody else thought so too.  That was the second time the big voice had to remind us that we should all be inside.

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:34 AM (+Wfbd)

840 All clear. 

Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 01:45 AM (+Wfbd)

841 *tap..tap*


Is this thing on?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2013 03:53 AM (dEC8z)

842 Wow, it's still the ONT.

Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 03:55 AM (xjpRj)

843 I was told that the Premium subscription came with premium content.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2013 03:57 AM (dEC8z)

844 Wake up, Andy. Coffee's ready.



The second pot.

Posted by: Retread at September 07, 2013 03:58 AM (Oz+LZ)

845 To the Pixy gods who unblocked me, thank you.  A coupon for a bottle of Valu-Rite is on the way.

Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2013 03:58 AM (UppT9)

846 #817

It's far worse than that. Stockman's book make it pretty clear the whole Dot.com bubble was sheer fakery, using the guise of tech enthusiasm to run a lot of financial scams. The insane valuation of companies that had no real income or potential for such makes a lot more sense in this light.

He also notes that we would have seen some pretty brutal bouts of inflation in the last twenty ears if not for the effect of China becoming our manufacturing sector. What made Apple into a consumer electronics powerhouse was a major deflation in finished goods that served to hide the inflation of the money. Some of these products we've become accustomed to have a hidden cost that allowed them to appear a few years earlier than their cost should have allowed.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 03:59 AM (kcfmt)

847 I'm sabre rattling with Reggie this morning. Enjoy your breakfast !

Posted by: Mister Redline at September 07, 2013 04:00 AM (k0Q5l)

848 Usually if I post a link, someone starts a new thread.

Ed Asner fully off his meds.

http://tinyurl.com/mhucthp
 

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2013 04:06 AM (dEC8z)

849 Ha! It worked, VIA.

Posted by: Retread at September 07, 2013 04:08 AM (Oz+LZ)

850 Thank yew

Thank yew very much

*Takes bow*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2013 04:10 AM (dEC8z)

851 *peeks in* Anyone here?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 07, 2013 04:11 AM (UeUjL)

852

why August 6th?

(ONT dateline)

Posted by: Saxon at September 07, 2013 05:48 AM (TCY1/)

853 Heh. Because of time travel. And I'm a moron.

Posted by: CDR M at September 07, 2013 06:36 AM (OJvfL)

854

CDR M  :-)

I am a regular reader of ONT, and enjoy the wide variety of information and entertainment provided gratis by you guys.

 Wondered if it was a 1 month anniv (?) of Hiroshima or some such commemoration in the content ...

Cheers!

Posted by: Saxon at September 07, 2013 08:50 AM (TCY1/)

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