July 18, 2013
— Maetenloch
The New Puritans - When Did Liberals Become So Uptight?
Well it turns out that immanentizing the eschaton during your kids' play-dates is like stressful and hard.
The Puritan parents I encounter are nearly all liberals, and they represent the persistence of two unfortunate tendencies liberals have inherited from the Puritans, queered along the way by Progressive-era reformers. The first is the fun-smothering tendency of Progressive-era moral uplift, the tendency that brought us Prohibition and the first laws proscribing opiates and narcotics. (Today, we try to ban large cups of soda.) The second is an interest in hygiene that could be quite salutary-as when reformers pushed clean water and other public-health measures-but could also fetishize symbolic, pernicious forms of sanitation and purity, as in Margaret Sanger's support for eugenics.
Reason #7 For Not Taking Tactical Advice from High Functioning Tards
A man in Vancouver, Washington has been arrested for taking the advice of Vice President Joe Biden and blasting away with his gun at his home to scare off intruders.
"I did what Joe Biden told me to do," Jeffrey Barton, 52, told a local TV station. "I went outside and fired my shotgun in the air." Barton pleaded not guilty Wednesday to one count of of illegal aiming or discharging a firearm
Maybe they should reach out to OCP and reconsider the merits of Delta City.
The Hidden Assumption Among Trayvon Supporters
That violence is perfectly acceptable if you think you've been dissed.
I have noticed over the last week or so that a noticeable percentage of the group of the people who disagree with Zimmerman being acquitted.seem to be arguing from a perspective which views physical violence as acceptable or even desirable unless a weapon is involved. I have begun to consistently see variations of this viewpoint in enough places to see it as a body of thought on this subject. Usually, it features the ideas:
1) Hitting people is a perfectly reasonable response to a non-physical confrontation, ie someone watching you, or asking you what you're doing or following you briefly
2) If you do these things, you have "started" a fight and while the other party is within their right to beat you, you are not allowed to use lethal force to defend yourself
I have noticed a consistent anti-gun viewpoint that tends to accompany this thought, but it comes with a bizarre pro-violence attitude that I have not typically noticed with most anti-gun people.
One of the most egregious cases of racism, murder, and systemic injustice in the last century was the killing of Emmett Till in Mississippi in 1955. Recently a lot of people have compared the death of Trayvon Martin to Till's case but when you look at the details there really is no comparison.
Till's case was horrific and what racial injustice looks like - the Zimmerman case is not.
On August 24, 1955, Emmett Till and a group of teenagers entered Bryant's Grocery and Meat Market to buy refreshments. What exactly transpired inside the grocery store that afternoon will never be known. Till purchased bubble gum, and some of the kids with him would later report that he either whistled at, flirted with, or touched the hand of the store's white female clerk-and wife of the owner-Carolyn Bryant.
Four days later, at approximately 2:30 in the morning on August 28, 1955, Roy Bryant, Carolyn's husband, and his half brother J.W. Milam kidnapped Till from Moses Wright's home. They then beat the teenager brutally, dragged him to the bank of the Tallahatchie River, shot him in the head, tied him with barbed wire to a large metal fan and shoved his mutilated body into the water. Moses Wright reported Till's disappearance to the local authorities, and three days later his corpse was pulled out of the river. Till's face was mutilated beyond recognition, and Wright only managed to positively identify him by the ring on his finger, engraved with his father's initials, L.T.
Asiana Airlines Decides Not to Sue TV Station Over Fake Names
I assume because they realized whatever harm they may have suffered from having 'Wee To Lo' as a pilot pales in comparison to the fact that their actual pilots apparently flew their plane into the ground.
Good times, good times.
Man Pitches Woo at Woman, Gets Arrested
And by woo I mean semen.
Yahoo group. That is all.
And my Twitter spew.
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Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 05:54 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 18, 2013 05:54 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: booger at July 18, 2013 05:58 PM (E1tcO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)
OK, Let's talk! What's in it for me?
Posted by: Boss Buraq at July 18, 2013 05:59 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: Matt Taibbi Rolling Stone Editor at July 18, 2013 06:00 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:00 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 18, 2013 06:00 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:01 PM (NEIxp)
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Discuss.
Cause I'm not Googling that.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 18, 2013 06:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:02 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:03 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: wooga at July 18, 2013 06:04 PM (myr0b)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:04 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:04 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:05 PM (EdT+4)
A guy throwing his man yogurt at you isn't a surefire way to get a date? Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 10:04 PM (EdT+4)
Oh it is! Just a date with your new cellmate not so much an actual ladyfriend.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:05 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:06 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 06:06 PM (QupBk)
SFW
This pic is important to a point I was making earlier...
ALL Brazilian
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 06:06 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:06 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:07 PM (9HoO6)
I'm going with no. Though, hey, at least that's something. Nothing quite like going into the bathroom and there's no tp anywhere in sight.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:07 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2013 06:07 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 18, 2013 06:08 PM (H+ct4)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:08 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2013 06:08 PM (JMmQ9)
*smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, been busy.
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)
Brazilian...notice she is a mulatto a word offered with opprobrium inasmuch as I damn near reject the entire notion.
http://tinyurl.com/2dhwbgy
Another group photo.... again all Brazilian
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at July 18, 2013 06:09 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 18, 2013 06:09 PM (uLzrM)
Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 06:09 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: L, elle at July 18, 2013 06:10 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Jmel at July 18, 2013 06:10 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:10 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:10 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: wooga at July 18, 2013 06:11 PM (myr0b)
I aim to please...
there's a method to the madness..
http://tinyurl.com/lk4nquk
SFW notice the lovely eyes and the shape of the orbital....
http://tinyurl.com/mw2gk6e
also Brazillian, if I had to guess she is descended four generations hence or more from their Japanese migration to RDJ.....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at July 18, 2013 06:11 PM (w6ylO)
It is America and all, but I am amazed that apparently lots and lots of people care about how a tp roll hangs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2013 06:11 PM (4+FWp)
Posted by: Juan McCain at July 18, 2013 06:11 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Doctor Raymond Cocteau at July 18, 2013 06:11 PM (Vk2pI)
I mean this in the kindest, gentlest way.
Retards.
btw, thanks Maet for bringing up Emmett Till and MS. Sigh. I guess I better watch Mississippi Burning again.
Tell me, sir -- your tp is set to the 'under' position, yes?
(I'm just fucking with you, dude)
Sometimes I *really* hate my state's history. So does everyone else.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2013 06:12 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 18, 2013 06:13 PM (9bMee)
For more than 800 years, and up until sometime in 1994, it was perfectly legal and encouraged in the USA for whites to whip and beat African-Americans.
It's only fair that whites (and 'almost white' people) willingly accept a few smackdowns...to atone for their sins.
Posted by: @Hollywood Starbucks (Sent from my IPad) at July 18, 2013 06:13 PM (ZolUS)
In my defense, there were 3 rolls within arms reach. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)
I didn't care so much about the back staff bathroom because whatevs. But the old office had a schmancy fancy front bathroom that was all nice and, seriously, people, can we pretend for one second that we have class and put on a new role so that when people from outside the office use the bathroom we look like grown ups and stuff?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Thanks! Been under the weather lately but should be back on my feet in another week or two.
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 06:13 PM (LRFds)
People who put it under are communists
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:13 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:14 PM (NEIxp)
I love how it's just accepted that we should all be trying to make society better. Must be nice to live a life where you have time to just sit around with your thumb up your ass thinking about how your choice of salad dressing affects the global economy.
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 06:14 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: no good deed at July 18, 2013 06:14 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 18, 2013 06:15 PM (XvrTA)
I can name some whites I'd like to see whipped to even the score
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:15 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Craggy-assed Cracka at July 18, 2013 06:16 PM (6Njaa)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 18, 2013 06:16 PM (K8169)
Posted by: Frankly at July 18, 2013 06:16 PM (/8uXJ)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 18, 2013 06:17 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 10:16 PM (GEICT)
You realize my main response to that is I want a samurai sword.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:17 PM (Gk3SS)
BUZZZ! You have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
So much for the three seashells.
Posted by: John Spartan at July 18, 2013 06:17 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Third World Peasant at July 18, 2013 06:17 PM (1mtV3)
I respond at this point with "I no longer care"
Or.. "ya know, I'm trying very hard to give a shit" in a Jack Nicholson voice
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:17 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 06:17 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:18 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2013 06:18 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Vendette takes the over at July 18, 2013 06:18 PM (ix9tQ)
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It's pass/fail. I passed. But I gotta do better on the state exam. It's harder.
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 18, 2013 06:18 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 18, 2013 06:18 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Brian in BC at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (3lxx0)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)
For those who are thinking about reading the "puritan" article, let me save you the brain cells that will be killed by paraphrasing what the author wrote.
Conservatives are bad. Liberals who don't continue pushing marxism and dare to try and think about themselves and their kids, are traitors.
Marxists like me are superior to such liberals and to Conservatives.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (WH4YU)
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Third World Peasant at July 18, 2013 10:17 PM
It's a precious resource that should be used rarely, and only before passing a roll to Our First Lady
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 18, 2013 06:19 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:20 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 18, 2013 06:20 PM (BXLPR)
What, they're out of duct tape?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)
Wait, what? Violence isn't acceptable response to someone looking at you?
Posted by: simpleton at July 18, 2013 06:20 PM (BmWNr)
Posted by: Joel V at July 18, 2013 06:21 PM (IpwkJ)
Your words are hurtful.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:21 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)
He shoves the whole roll up his ass as "a precaution".
But I'd still like to see video. Hell, I'd like to help.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Bill H at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (9HoO6)
SFW Mulatto w/Euro type features again offered as an example...
http://tinyurl.com/jvwr35r
ABSOLUTELY SFW and from bing three sisters various spread of ages...
look very different...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 06:22 PM (hgT3V)
strictly over
throwing man yogurt, AKA the Onan Maneuver
If I am afraid of the New Black Panthers protesting and saying they want to burn the neighborhood next to mine down, am I profiling? Am I racist to be afraid?
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 06:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Almighty Bungholio at July 18, 2013 06:23 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2013 06:23 PM (eMPxS)
how are all you fabulously goodlooking people doing tonight?
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:23 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Gingy at July 18, 2013 06:23 PM (aH+zP)
tonight's After School Special is...
There's Something About Ace starring Ted Danson and Kim Richards
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 06:23 PM (KwX0v)
Posted by: Cato at July 18, 2013 06:24 PM (lMHNP)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2013 06:24 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Brian in BC at July 18, 2013 06:24 PM (3lxx0)
I only ask because I grew up in Orange County, Yorba Linda actually.
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Nice. I lived in Fullerton for a few years back in the late '90s.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 06:24 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:24 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (eMPxS)
Posted by: fluffy at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 06:25 PM (QupBk)
They make toilet paper with printed designs?
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 10:22 PM (9HoO6)
--I hope somewhere there's one with a Baraka design on it.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 06:26 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:26 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:26 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Jenny Hates All The Things at July 18, 2013 06:26 PM (GmTxn)
AtC!
Tell me you know what today is.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)
Preview opening night for Red 2.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:26 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2013 06:27 PM (Bl/+f)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 18, 2013 06:27 PM (3Vftj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)
"In October 2011, the attorney general quietly put in force two policies that have made the nation far more vulnerable to homegrown terrorism.
For one, he set up a special review committee to curb mosque investigations, classifying the names of the reviewers, who reportedly may include outside parties.
Also that month he ordered a review of all FBI counterterrorist training manuals “to identify and correct any material that may be construed as offensive to someone of the Islamic faith,” according to a directive sent to all FBI field offices."
Holder has been very effective, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2013 06:27 PM (2mSdf)
What's with all the Brazilian honeys tonight? Not that I'm complaining.
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 10:24 PM (EdT+4)
--I'm guessing an offshoot of our "conversation" on race in the previous thread.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (NEIxp)
'Night, atc!!!! Thank you, as always, for being our semi-benevolent queen. It is more than we deserve.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)
Think....geek/nerd. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 10:27 PM (GEICT)
Ummm. You can't mean Comic Con start. I mean *duh*.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 06:28 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 18, 2013 10:25 PM (Gk3SS)
--Including epic movie review length comments by Ace.
G'night, atc!
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (3VBXw)
I always love when some liberal calls me a racist and asserts that my ancestors were enslaving blacks. I'm third generation, and most of my family is from Russia/Eastern Europe, so I get to smile and tell them that my ancestors were in fact, slaves to the Tsars (feudalism hung on for a looong time in Russia).
They always get so red in the face...
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (nUH8H)
Wheeless? Posted by: EC
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Sadly yes. Came highly recommended by the LGS. Both he AND his dad are NRA instructors. He had a young family. It is just one more thing this week that makes me wonder what planet I am living on, He's facing 230 months in the slammer.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 18, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 06:30 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:30 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2013 06:30 PM (Bl/+f)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)
AtC!
Tell me you know what today is....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)
My boy Ted gets a slap on the back from the Big Guy this day every year.
Posted by: Robert "Fiery Sheets" Byrd at July 18, 2013 06:30 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 18, 2013 06:31 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 18, 2013 06:31 PM (BXLPR)
You know, because that's the only place in the country that has heat waves, and the only place that should matter to YOU
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:31 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 06:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 06:31 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:31 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: Brian in BC at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (3lxx0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: L, elle at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (0PiQ4)
I live next door to a Scientology Community Center, that is PARTNERS with the Nation of Islam.
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They're WHAT!?
Every time I think I can't dislike the Scientologists more...
They recently moved their center into a much larger space just down the street from where I work. Now I have to dodge them every day when I step outside on my lunch break. Snarling at them hasn't seemed to make an impact so far, unfortunately.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Somebody in the earlier post. Ace believed he was being too racially charged.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 10:28 PM (NEIxp)
--I thought for sure it was a banning, but I should know by know that bannings are not usually accompanied by essay-comments.
Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:32 PM (NEIxp)
Well, that's one of the hidden assumptions. There are others.
Rachel Jeantel has told about seven or eight different contradictory stories (stupid people don't lie well because they don't really grasp the concept of contradiction, and man, is she stupid). She's done some of this under oath, and admitted under oath to changing her versions around, which leads one to wonder when, exactly, she's going to be brought up on perjury charges.
But one of those stories from her is to the effect that Martin thought that Zimmerman was a fag who was trying to cruise him, and Martin thus went back to do some good old-fashioned red-blooded gay bashing.
Oh, but wait. Per the Piers Morgan interview with Jeantel, she was at pains to point out that it wouldn't have been a "bashing". It would have been an "ass whooping" instead. These are, she insists, _entirely_ different things.
So I need to go find some members of the LGBTQIAXYZLMNOP community, or whatever the hell it's called these days, and let them know that if I spot a gay man getting beaten into bloodsoaked unrecognizability by a black teen, then I'm going to just walk on past and not interfere.
Because it's not gay-bashing. It's just an "ass whooping". Which is apparently now a fully politically correct and leftist-approved procedure when carried out by black teens. I do wonder what the LGBTwhatever crowd will have to say about that.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2013 06:33 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 18, 2013 06:33 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: Bomber at July 18, 2013 06:33 PM (+Wfbd)
Oh, fuck, Chick, that is frighteningly surreal. I was thinking about you on Monday night when they went wilding down on the Walmart and shit. But the goofball Scientologists teaming up with teh NoI goofballs? Dang, I had no idea.
P.S. I work downtown LA now, you ever get over there? Cause, lunch is on me!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:33 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:33 PM (EdT+4)
Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 06:33 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:34 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 06:35 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 18, 2013 06:35 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:35 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:36 PM (EdT+4)
So the NSFW type will have to wait until well lad's in school or 47...
My point is that even within direct bloodlines there are genetic expressions of divergent ethnical expressions...
now add in the interaction of a melting pot of DNA donors and voila....
types and subtypes and purestrains...
I guess one of the things I find so refreshing for the most part about Brazilians is that while they are aware of appearance they sincerely do try to reject the notion that they are defined by such.
http://tinyurl.com/kjomdmo
I suspect this is because the majority Branca population never weaponized the manumitted slave class much until the advent of socialism.
At any rate, they intermarry if inclined or don't and largely who cares?
Now that is not to say that despite those lovely lasses it is paradise, there is a drive amongst some in the darker hues to imply that the paler Brazilians "make too much money"...
guess what political philosophy they're slinging?
Exactly....
the issue is not ethic it is moral.....
how much of another person's honest gain is one entitled to "because?"
and there we sit....
I find the Pardos with hazel or green eyes to be amongst the prettiest human beings on Earth and they are as rendered an eclectic blend of Portugal, Aboriginal Native, often with a touch of African....
my point in that is that I find the placing of ethical constructs to be inspired or caused by genetic ones to be as insane as pretending that an Alsatian or a Great Dane are unable to breed if of opposite genders and inclined or one is by predestination a noble beast and the other ignoble.
Thanks for your indulgence.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: cornholio at July 18, 2013 10:32 PM (BmWNr)
I will take this land for my bunghole!
Posted by: Bungholio at July 18, 2013 06:36 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:37 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Brian in BC at July 18, 2013 06:37 PM (3lxx0)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 06:37 PM (hgT3V)
Come up with T.P. solution to enjoy reading morning news dump.
No longer have to chase rabbit with cheeks clenched.
Best idea Ogg had...
Posted by: Ogg at July 18, 2013 06:37 PM (hbusR)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 06:38 PM (bb5+k)
Just saw your answer back on the other thread. I don't mean to be a downer, but do you really think that 50% of people out there could recognize, never mind articulate Lockean ideals? I was thinking lower. A lot lower...
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 06:38 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2013 06:38 PM (Bl/+f)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (8lmkt)
It's like waking a bear and continuing to poke the bear with the stick after he's swiped a massive paw at you
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (9bMee)
Ann Richards was a Democrat -- that's a negative
Ann Richards has an obnoxious leftist daughter -- another negative
Ann Richards was in an episode of King of the Hill -- a positive
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (8dspl)
is pepper spray not a viable option? taser may be a bit ham-handed
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Sadly, too many people around. They roam the busiest street in the city, in the busiest part of the city, during the busiest time of day, shoving small cards (presumably for their "free personality tests") in front of passersby without identifying themselves, knowing that most people will take first and ask questions later when free stuff is involved. If I were to break out the pepper spray, then there would probably be collateral damage on innocent pedestrians who happen to be walking past...
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 18, 2013 06:39 PM (4XER9)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not nuking the Colonies this week at July 18, 2013 06:40 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 18, 2013 06:40 PM (3Vftj)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 06:41 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 10:39 PM (8dspl)
--IIRC, that was the one where Peggy goes to that convention in San Antonio?
Posted by: Bungholio at July 18, 2013 06:41 PM (3VBXw)
Wow. What does it look like when a liberal's head explodes? Cuz I bet you've made more than your fair share go kapow.
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 06:41 PM (HVOxM)
Of course, that will not happen. Surely, the boy prince has already cut a deal for their pensions. OUR money!!! Well, not really, not anymore, more like THEIR money now. {spits}
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:42 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 18, 2013 06:42 PM (NEIxp)
Arguing with the bear when he's pissed isn't a good idea
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:42 PM (/9IC1)
Ah Craniac...
you made my wife actually chuckle and given her under the weather state I thank you.....
http://tinyurl.com/kjomdmo
Miss Brazil
http://tinyurl.com/kg7ngwu
Another Miss Brazil sadly from a story about her enduring a robbery at gunpoint in her home...
http://tinyurl.com/kd5mtwn
uh the 2008 model...
I need to go check my er socks
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Gingy at July 18, 2013 06:43 PM (aH+zP)
I would say that I would join you for dancing but I'm under some heavy duty drugs and *it won't* be a good idea for me right now. LOL! Sven can attest to it!
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 06:43 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: EC at July 18, 2013 06:43 PM (EdT+4)
go to the gunsmith and ask him about mating an 8mm bore to your action, or if he can make a 7.62*51mm (.308 nato) work for you
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:43 PM (LRFds)
If the dispenser is to your flank and there's (very?) little space to comfortably reach to your side, you go with under---always. If the dispenser is to you front and within comfortable arms-reach, then it's over to put the paper closer to you so you don't have to reach as far.
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 18, 2013 06:44 PM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy, D-Hell at July 18, 2013 06:44 PM (BXLPR)
It's weird but Texas elected a smart-mouthed Democrat...with ovaries, no less.
Oh, in that episode of King Of The Hill, she made a nasty comment about Senator Phil Gramm.
Gramm was no prize, but I don't like it when a Democrat says anything bad about Republicans. I can do it. You can do it. But not them.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 06:44 PM (FC8Yl)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 18, 2013 06:44 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2013 06:45 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 18, 2013 06:45 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 18, 2013 06:45 PM (ecN6u)
I don't get how some people can't tell when Ace gets set off and insist on arguing the issue with him over and over?
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For one of them, the final post came across as a bit of a martyr post. Ace had already said "Don't post on this," the guy made a somewhat obnoxious "I wonder how long he means because he didn't say permanent?" response, and Ace then notified the individual that it was now permanent.
I think it's that little thing in everyone that wants to make other people know just how aggrieved we are... even when making everyone else know how aggrieved we are is just going to annoy everyone else.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 06:45 PM (Quo7C)
we all have our crosses to bear...
I'll see what I can dig up...
I actually had not looked at Miss Vietnam or Miss Kampuchea in some time...
ah misspent youth
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 06:46 PM (QupBk)
Not sure I'd want Joe Biden testifying for me. God knows what he'd say, all with that shit eating grin plastered to his face.
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 06:46 PM (HVOxM)
uh the 2008 model...
Is that a zombie bite on her shoulder?
Not that it matters, just wondering.
Posted by: Bomber at July 18, 2013 06:47 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 06:47 PM (nUH8H)
No, that was the ep of Hank's b-day road trip when he mooned Ann Richards from the glass elevator in the hotel.
Bill took the blame and then began to date Ann Richards. Then Lenore entered the scene to ruin Bill's happiness.
Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby got their first taste of burgers made on a charcoal grill.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 06:47 PM (1WM2H)
Posted by: WolfinNC
------------------------
There really is no other way to describe that smirk of his.
Everyday here is another day in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 18, 2013 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BlackOrchidSayer at July 18, 2013 06:48 PM (2up3Q)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 06:48 PM (bb5+k)
I'd probably put it at around 15-20%. I once brought up John Locke and had someone ask me if that was our congressman. *facepalm*
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 06:48 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2013 06:49 PM (eMPxS)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 06:49 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 18, 2013 06:49 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 18, 2013 10:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 06:49 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (4XER9)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (bb5+k)
I am an over AND do admit to having a bidet toilet seat.
Did anyone read the article in the sidebar from Patterico about the DOJ tip?
http://tinyurl.com/kngtplaPosted by: lindafell at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: The Political Gun at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Still not sure what the tussle was about. But I'm not the brightest. Posted by: UWP
---------------------------------------------
I scrolled up and couldn't really connect those dots either.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 06:50 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: CDR M at July 18, 2013 06:51 PM (dKV5k)
I'd love to see a parody using Cornholio but that would be ballsy.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 06:51 PM (3VBXw)
(I think this one got zapped)
logprof,
No, that was the ep of Hank's b-day road trip when he mooned Ann Richards from the glass elevator in the hotel.
Bill took the blame and then began to date Ann Richards. Then Lenore entered the scene to ruin Bill's happiness.
Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby got their first taste of burgers made on a charcoal grill.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 06:51 PM (ZgBZU)
Brazil is perhaps the most ethnically diverse nation of multiple expressions on Earth and it is ancillary to the point and some people's reflections and feeling cornered on the matter.
I was posting an eclectic blend of the multiple expressions of Brazilian femininity not to preach but to highlight the magnificent GENUINE diversity in genetic expression the human race is capable of.
We are a lonely species in a large large universe and it pains me there are those who as Ace alluded to and I fear in my darker hours I am devolving to who look first to skin and not to the spark in the eyes and the content of the heart.
Not offering that as a pointed rebuke, I am offering it as sincere reflection....
and the one chick has a nice ass...(to placate the moron in my soul)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Zombie Rod Serling at July 18, 2013 06:51 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 06:52 PM (bb5+k)
Did anyone read the article in the sidebar from Patterico about the DOJ tip?
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Yeah, I saw that earlier today. Cracked me up!
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 06:52 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 18, 2013 06:53 PM (fS2Sn)
Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at July 18, 2013 06:54 PM (c6tHt)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 06:54 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 18, 2013 06:54 PM (4XER9)
Bill took the blame and then began to date Ann Richards. Then Lenore entered the scene to ruin Bill's happiness.
Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby got their first taste of burgers made on a charcoal grill.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 10:51 PM (ZgBZU)
--Ah, now I remember. I knew I had seen it.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 06:54 PM (3VBXw)
ThunderB you're not alone and it does not make you a monster past the point your bathe in the darkness and harden your heart to people of good morals and character based on the smallest of things that are in the end out of a soul's control.
I be that chick is precisely right the socialists absolutely MUST have us all looking at each others' skin or money so we don't remember prosperity earned and good service to our siblings in the human race through joyful exertion fairly paid.
Be strong, reflect on your virtue, and strive to meet your ideals.
I assure you I know how hard and trying this slaughterhouse is becoming.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2013 06:54 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 06:55 PM (nUH8H)
btw, even if charcoal grilled meat tastes better than propane grilled meat, The Great Equalizer exists: Lawry's Seasoned Salt.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 06:55 PM (LPRBM)
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 10:43 PM (LRFds)
OMG, are you the fabled Mrs. Sven??? Sorry for the drugs (well, not the drugs per se, but the fact that you need 'em, and I hope you are on the mend).
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 10:42 PM
The Pensions Benefit Guaranty Fund will probably bail out the union pensions
That of course is some sort of "lock box" that's supposed to be an insurance policy but if there's any money in it right now I would be as surprised as if Kate Upton showed up at my door
That means we the taxpaying schmucks will be bailing out the Motown retirees
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:55 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 06:55 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: The Political Kyriarch at July 18, 2013 06:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 18, 2013 06:56 PM (fS2Sn)
Posted by: fluffy at July 18, 2013 06:57 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: McCool at July 18, 2013 06:58 PM (cbP6j)
Posted by: BlackOrchidSayer at July 18, 2013 06:58 PM (2up3Q)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2013 06:58 PM (zPVBH)
I think all this race shit has reached the point of diminishing returns. People are sick of hearing about it. Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 10:55 PM
If there's one advantage to having a short attention span LIV what's on tv population, it's that people will get bored with the Trayvon and Zimmerman issue in another week
After all, Jodi Arias has a do-over with the penalty phase coming up very soon
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 06:59 PM (/9IC1)
Hey, babygirl!!! I've known a lot of people over a lot of years. Most black folks I know are good, decent, hardworking, God fearing people. Salt of the earth and a pleasure to know. And I've known thugs and ne'er-do-wells. They come in every color and they shit where they live and they don't deserve one ounce of respect. Unfortunately, that's what we're seeing here -- not with the prayer vigils with folks who genuinely believe that wrong has been done (although I don't agree, but I respect their right to think so), but little shithead trayvon wannabes out wilding and working the situation. It's sad and it's unfortunate and there's nobody to blame but those who are doing it.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)
Yes, I'm fabled Mrs. Sven! I had surgery last week and I'm on some powerful pain meds. My worst day was yesterday as it made me sick. I feel better, just need to slow down and rest since we're not getting any younger. I can't eat any solid food which sucks because pizza is my favorite. I'm on the mend, just will take time.
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 18, 2013 06:59 PM (4XER9)
Oh and Justice League Unlimited is AWESOME. Wait till you see the ones with The Question and hmm I forget the girl's name who likes him - Huntress? pretty risque! and hilarious
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I haven't seen many episodes of the series, but I have seen the one where they first get together (I think). That was fun.
Unfortunately, DC promptly killed him off and replaced him during their universe reboot a few years ago. I'm not sure if the reboot just last year brought him back or not.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 07:00 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 07:00 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: butthead at July 18, 2013 07:00 PM (9gNQd)
I've said this about Obama since 2008, but it applies to both of them:
I don't hate him because he's black, I hate him because he's red.
Posted by: Bomber at July 18, 2013 07:00 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 18, 2013 07:01 PM (fS2Sn)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 18, 2013 07:01 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 07:01 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 07:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 18, 2013 07:01 PM (4XER9)
Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2013 07:01 PM (M/TDA)
Lawry's is that good? I suppose it is.
I think it's loaded with MSG, which is why it makes food delicious.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 07:02 PM (KeJAW)
I am pretty amused. The school system failed to instill literacy, and the ability to speak, in Ms Jeantel, and in Trayvon it failed to instill the proper respect for "the diversity of sexual expression".
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It's obvious that the poor lad didn't go to school in California. Here we teach kids about the many wonderful contributions that gays have made to society! Nip that hate in the bud!
/roll eyes
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 07:02 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 07:02 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: The Question at July 18, 2013 07:02 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 07:02 PM (IxRjw)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 07:03 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:03 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2013 07:03 PM (M/TDA)
Oh, Chick, if you have to slog dtla for an interview, e me and we'll meet up for a nosh or a cocktail. Place is fucking crawling with food & drink places, I'm actually starting to like it!
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:03 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:03 PM (r98SZ)
LOL! No, no not this kind! Besides, he doesn't need any medication. He's already hyped up!
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 07:04 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 11:02 PM (Quo7C)
colon roll colon . . . like this, honey 
you're welcome!
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:04 PM (8lmkt)
http://youtu.be/cFwEiG4I-Wg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:04 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: L, elle at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (5J54Q)
Part of why Locke and Smith are waning along with the other icons of natural law is that for better or worse it has been successfully cast as a tool en perpetual for White Privvy....
One of my notions is to buy copies of his work to simply hand out at random and to give to others of like mind to do so...
http://tinyurl.com/qy2ho
A Letter Concerning Toleration 1689.
at any rate I grasp the % you estimate but would argue that if you were to say to a person, "All mankind... being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty or possessions."
They would recognize at once the seedcorn of the Declaration whether knowing its planter or not...
we need to cultivate fluency in the nature and strength of liberty and self-reliance.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (HVff2)
I really get a kick outta people who order their chinese food without MSG.
The nice Chinese people say, "Ya, okay."
Yeah, okay. Not only are you still getting all the MSG, you're eating whoknowswhat from whoknowswhere. I don't care; as long as it tastes good. But, heh, hold the MSG...hahahahahhaha, riiiiiight.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (Y4TdB)
we will do our best to shake our boobehs and our bootehs in your direction, Captain!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (BQ10H)
colon roll colon . . . like this, honey
you're welcome!
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Heh. Thanks.
I'll keep that in mind in the future.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: beavis at July 18, 2013 07:05 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:06 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 07:06 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: BlackOrchidSayer at July 18, 2013 07:07 PM (2up3Q)
Shame on him.
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 18, 2013 07:07 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:08 PM (9HoO6)
I was talking to one of my coworkers about it and she just couldn't understand how the black side (descendants of slaves) could mix with the white side (descendants of slave owners). I told her I didn't know how her family (very prominent conservative pro-life family in Orange County) could mix with her (über douche liberal pro-abortion witch). I'm just saying...
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One of these days when someone asks that you should mention Strom Thurmond and his mixed race daughter.
Heh.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 07:08 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 07:09 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 18, 2013 07:09 PM (+P/r0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 07:10 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 07:10 PM (IxRjw)
Peaches I know you are right. Assholes come in every color. When I was in the military it was a total non issue.
But things are so divided now, and intentionally so. And if you didn't vote for the JEF or love Obamacare, you are a racist. If you think government should be smaller, free shit reduced, or voter ID required, you are a racist. If you think GZ jury did the right thing, you're a racist.
And it isn't just that you think differently, its that you are immoral and evil, and of course racist. To the point where I know I have to self-censor what I say or reveal lest I be accused.
This does not feel post racial to me
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 07:10 PM (zOTsN)
I'll keep that in mind in the future.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 11:05 PM (Quo7C)
Here's the link to teh smilies:
http://smilies.mee.nu/
I can't believe that fuckin' pixy can't roll out a kissy-face, but I guess we will take what we can get (ampersands not included in your plan!!)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:10 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:10 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Has Too Much Month At The End Of The Money at July 18, 2013 07:11 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)
Y'all just a bunch of creepy ass cracker racists.
Posted by: Obamao at July 18, 2013 07:12 PM (e+pdj)
Posted by: L, elle at July 18, 2013 07:12 PM (0PiQ4)
From local CBS station in Houston...
TOMBALL, Tex. (CBS Houston) – Ron Kelly is a retired Army veteran. He used to fire tanks, cannons, and machine guns while fighting for the United States.
However, when he applied to the FBI for the right to purchase a .22-caliber rifle from Wal-Mart, the FBI denied him, citing a minor drug possession conviction back in 1971.
Kelly was still in high school at the time, and was reportedly sentenced to just one year probation. Two years later, he enlisted in the U.S. Army.
“I went on to serve 20 years,” Kelly told the newspaper Stars & Stripes. “I had a top-secret clearance. It is amazing that they won’t let buy a gun for a misdemeanor 42 years ago.”
He added, “I am ashamed of the way my government has treated me.”
Posted by: Icedog at July 18, 2013 07:12 PM (ZM9OS)
Yeah, okay. Not only are you still getting all the MSG, you're eating whoknowswhat from whoknowswhere. I don't care; as long as it tastes good. But, heh, hold the MSG...hahahahahhaha, riiiiiight.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 11:05 PM (Y4TdB)
--After the Dr. Oz episode I saw today I told the wifey never order tuna sushi again.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:12 PM (3VBXw)
S. Thurmond a white guy did sex to a black wimmin
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And had a daughter as a result, who he reportedly loved just as much as if she were legitimate.
Posted by: junior at July 18, 2013 07:13 PM (Quo7C)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:13 PM (9HoO6)
More nerdyness.
http://youtu.be/0MP_G6arpVI
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:13 PM (zXm5+)
Miss Vietnam
http://tinyurl.com/mbcm2pz
Miss Kampuchea
http://tinyurl.com/lfvzydd
Miss Laos
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:13 PM (LRFds)
Booo! Booo!
Posted by: waldo at July 18, 2013 11:09 PM (cjFRv)
Uuuuhhhh, huh huh. Relieved of dooty. Huh huh huh.
Heeheeheeheehee.
Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)
You're a doll, Cochran, but the wenches where I drink know that *nobody* buys me a drink. I will simply not be beholden to chat with some fucktard (not you, it's just a general rule) for the price of a fuckin' coors light. Y'all know I'm a hard case, right?
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (GEICT)
All I have is (if I say so myself) an excellent singing voice. Which gets me compliments, but nothing else.Posted by: Captain Whitebread Has Too Much Month At The End Of The Money at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (r98SZ)
It is amazing that the left wants to ":free Mumia" but refuses to let a man absolve his "sins" with dedication and zeal shown in her service...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:14 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:15 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Has Too Much Month At The End Of The Money at July 18, 2013 07:15 PM (5J54Q)
Well, that was the case in upstate NY, and the verdict was identical, but the news coverage and reaction was .. somewhat different
http://tinyurl.com/k4t4mzf
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2013 07:15 PM (/9IC1)
That's not even the point. None of us chose where we were born, and anyone of any race born in the U.S. has pretty much won the genetic lottery as far as place of birth goes. (Your parents as individuals may be so horrible they cancel out those advantages, but that has little or nothing to do with your race.)
The average black American's great-great-great-grandparents (give or take a few generations) arrived here as slaves in miserable circumstances, and the average white American's great-great-great-grandparents (ditto on the proviso) came here by choice and in many cases could change their minds and go back whenever they wanted, and sometimes did. But what does that have to do with us? The fact that my great-great-great-grandparents or (on my father's side) grandparents chose to immigrate doesn't mean that I chose to be born here, any more than someone whose ancestors (whether slaves or indentured servants or transported criminals or minors dragged along unwillingly by parents) came unwillingly. Why should it make any difference how long-dead ancestors we never met got to this country?
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 18, 2013 07:15 PM (PjEYC)
I don't know anything about sushi but I'm assuming tuna sushi is on the low end of sushi. I don't understand how anyone can eat uncooked fish. It seems like it would be way too fishy and a little bit reckless.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 18, 2013 07:15 PM (Ba6aP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)
Miss Vietnam
http://tinyurl.com/mbcm2pz
Miss Kampuchea
http://tinyurl.com/lfvzydd
Miss Laos
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)
What about me?
Posted by: Miss Thailand at July 18, 2013 07:16 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 18, 2013 07:16 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 11:14 PM (r98SZ)
sets alarm on microwave . . . (you can't do that? no matter, you're good, I got your six) (or your 15)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:16 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: lindafell at July 18, 2013 07:16 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:17 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2013 07:17 PM (eMPxS)
"Bom dia, minha corazao. Como vai?
Posted by: another fapping moron at July 18, 2013 07:17 PM (EV3Uf)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Has Too Much Month At The End Of The Money at July 18, 2013 07:18 PM (5J54Q)
Well Cochran just opened himself up to the spambots.
'Sup Rons and 'ettes.
I got some mildly good news tonight. They're considering me for a part time position back in my academic department helping teach some classes, which is good, because what I need is some more constant income for a little while I make progress on the degree. A couple hundred a week would more than offset the current budget crunch, get us back to saving and moving forward with life. I say "considering" because my teaching skill set is about as developed as Obama's governing experience...during his first run for president. (What can I say, I bounce from Lab group to lab group, teaching is for pikers who can't write a grant.)
Anyway. since the Mrs. is making comments that put me as Stay at Home dad when the time comes, temporary is more than fine.
Sure I'd love the true financial security that comes with taking back an old biology job in industry, but I haven't had so much as a nibble there yet, plus it really doesn't do much for my resume down the road (this does...arguably...maybe.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:19 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread Has Too Much Month At The End Of The Money at July 18, 2013 11:18 PM (5J54Q)
Oh, yay, can you do that one about the sweet tea? I love that . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)
erm "save the best for last?"
http://tinyurl.com/n92n23z
sven<--- has a happy thing for Royal Blue
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:19 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:19 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 18, 2013 07:20 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:20 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:20 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2013 07:20 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:20 PM (5J54Q)
to the 'fapping 'ron....
You sir were a lucky man...
I could probably die broke and content in Rio or Bangkok
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:21 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Idiot Protestor at July 18, 2013 07:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Matter of fact, I think I shall just sit down now.
But there were redneck boys watching you. They were wearing flannel!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 18, 2013 07:21 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2013 07:21 PM (KiyII)
Read this, written by a Puritan circa Revolutionary times.
Prepare for thy mind be blown.
http://www.constitution.org/price/price_8.htm
Posted by: Catan at July 18, 2013 07:22 PM (9ItGF)
Posted by: typical no labels douchebag at July 18, 2013 07:22 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Omni Consumer Products at July 18, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)
http://youtu.be/aEHp2ACnsgQPosted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:22 PM (5J54Q)
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Pretty sure the Hungarians used Molotov cocktails..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:23 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:23 PM (8lmkt)
"We can do little for the interest of mankind at large. To this interest, however, all other interests are subordinate. The noblest principle in our nature is the regard to general justice and that good-will which embraces all the world. I have already observed this, but it cannot be too often repeated. Though our immediate attention must be employed in promoting our own interest and that of our nearest connexions, yet we must remember that a narrower interest ought always to give way to a more extensive interest. In pursuing particularly the interest of our country we ought to carry our views beyond it. We should love it ardently but not exclusively. We ought to seek its good, by all the means that our different circumstances and abilities will allow, <b>but at the same time we ought to consider ourselves as citizens of the world...</b>"
Posted by: Catan at July 18, 2013 07:24 PM (9ItGF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 18, 2013 11:21 PM (lr3d7)
yeah, but it's real easy to get 'em to shuck it off . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:24 PM (8lmkt)
Supposedly, masturbation builds finger and hand strength.
Perhaps that will help your guitar playing?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:25 PM (gqgiP)
erm "save the best for last?"
http://tinyurl.com/n92n23z
sven<--- has a happy thing for Royal Blue
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 11:19 PM (LRFds)
--Nice.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:25 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Craig Poe
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I would bid, but I am concerned about the shipping cost. Oh, wait, let me guess. It's for pick-up only..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:25 PM (aDwsi)
Dude, you are on a roll tonight with the pics. If Brazil wasn't so crime infested, I would probably be on a plane right now.
With the Locke thing, I think the erosion of natural law is a huge problem. Again, this is what happens when we take God/religion out of the public square. How can you have inalienable rights endowed by our creator if you don't believe in a creator, or at the very least, won't talk about Him in a public place?
As for NL and white privilege, that's just stupid. I know libs are stupid, but their argument is based totally on guilt by association. The actual ideas inherent to NL were used to great effect to end slavery/racism. You know the veil is slipping when libs resort to that one.
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 07:25 PM (HVOxM)
Hey Maet,
I liked that article up until the end. When he waxed oddly about Unions, Universal Healthcare and Social security as being "free from worry" and "out from under the hand of the boss."
There he's just bonkers. I mean...government, plantation, etc.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:25 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 07:26 PM (hgT3V)
Is that not the religion of the modern left?
Posted by: Catan at July 18, 2013 07:26 PM (9ItGF)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:26 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:26 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: CAC at July 18, 2013 07:26 PM (mU6wX)
Posted by: toby928© at July 18, 2013 10:50 PM (QupBk)
And that is why I finally called out Chromoly Man on it tonite. It was a pattern, a set of posts for over a week, with the same theme. Ace must have noticed it too because he dove right in after my comment.
And that makes me feel good about myself. I spoke up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2013 07:27 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:27 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:27 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:28 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2013 07:29 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: CAC at July 18, 2013 07:29 PM (mU6wX)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:29 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 11:20 PM (5J54Q)
Aye,
Thanks, any nibble is a good nibble these days. I currently bamboozled an old boss into 40 hours of contract work at $15/hour (but it's for the university as a "student worker" so I get to skate on some of the FICA, which means it works out to a bit more.)
Which is a good start. If I can set myself up for something similar for 20 hours a week for 4 months, I'd be in relatively good shape 
. (Like I said though, I could walk in, be all swagger, they see my pitiful attempt at a new bear and say "you look like a hobo, you're out." Or they could say "we actually remember you teaching it was a disaster, we changed our minds."*)
*OK, in my defense, the very first thing I taught was EndNote software, designed the lesson from scratch myself. It went well, but every year they give me less and less time to work on the lesson plan, and every year a new version comes out that changes quite a bit. Also, it's software, sometimes I find out my lesson was wrong and has to be corrected. Last year I got 48 hours notice. So yeah, the lesson sucked balls. I suspect this year I'll get less than a day, and next year either I'll walk in and they'll be like "good, teach" or I'll find out I taught a session after it's over.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:30 PM (GaqMa)
Tammy,
I'm doing well. Martial Arts class went well, and now I'm about to try my hand at some violin practice and writing before I turn in for bed. Yourself?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 18, 2013 07:30 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:30 PM (r98SZ)
Brazil would do well to have a serious talk amongst themselves about their natural resources indexed to their industrial base, BUT they lack our psychosis against growth.
The liberals grasp the notion of individual liberty and restraint of government not man is their big opponent....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:30 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 11:29 PM (LRFds)
dood . . .
Posted by: Slash at July 18, 2013 07:30 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Geeze. Last night I got ragged for remembering Eisenhower. Bunch of juveniles here, I tell ya.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)
It's beautiful that y'all can come together despite the differences. My family, not so much.
Progressive, elitist, urban and Jewish (father's side) vs. Conservative, down-to-earth, suburban/rural and Catholic (mother's side). There ain't no family reunion happening anytime soon, unfortunately.
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 07:31 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: L, elle at July 18, 2013 11:05 PM (0PiQ4)
Thanks for explaining it. I don't always get to spend as much time here as I would like sometimes.
Posted by: Digoenes' Lamp at July 18, 2013 07:32 PM (txvbW)
Okay, buddy, 15 minutes . . . of course, you know only the bottle actually got cold but, do the right thing, pop it open and suck it down.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:32 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 07:32 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 10:19 PM (9HoO6)
=====
I met Facetious once. Greek fellow. Cousin of Astophiliptopes, the dog groomer on his island paradise. But for some unknown reason no one ever seemed to take him seriously.
Posted by: jc at July 18, 2013 07:32 PM (PlzOe)
I guess the sheet with the hole in it is gonna need to be replaced once in a while when it gets some on it...
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 07:32 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)
Or she can...uhh..learn to switch hit as it were.
(C'mon someone had to say it.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:33 PM (GaqMa)
the frightening thing is he would perhaps have part of a valid and arguable point if he expressed focused anger on the double bind the Europeans and American nations are in WRT immigration.
but even that valid slice of his posts is not my favorite hottub so to speak.
I just don't know what to hope for anymore.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:33 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 11:32 PM (LRFds)
Good night, sweetie!!! Hope you feel better soon and God bless. So very nice to meet you.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:33 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: logprof
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Double entendre?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 11:29 PM (aDwsi)
--I can imagine someone about to enter a bid for Detroit, before reading the fine print that the inhabitants have to be included, then clicking away from the page instead.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:34 PM (3VBXw)
Was that you I saw on I-40 the other day? Guy with a big ol' truck and a bumper sticker that said "I Like Ike - So What if He's Dead?"
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 07:34 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:34 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at July 18, 2013 07:34 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (Hip6A)
Posted by: pac10077 at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Tammy
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I sensed a disturbance in The Force..., as if, as if....., dozens of moron psyches were damaged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (aDwsi)
oh you noticed her and my biological differences such as they are...
well yes I must also confess she does bear her other burdens with more aplomb than do I...
*sigh*
ah femalekind how I love thee.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (LRFds)
Don't be so rigid! Expand your horizons!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: butthead at July 18, 2013 07:35 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: speedster1 at July 18, 2013 07:36 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:36 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:36 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 18, 2013 11:35 PM (Hip6A)
just one more reason to shop at Costco
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:36 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 11:35 PM (aDwsi)
A bar is not a "pub" or a "Brewhouse" so there's still hope
.
(I don't like what most people consider "bars" either, with the loud noise and dumb idiots. I do however like my pub.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:37 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: CarolT at July 18, 2013 07:37 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: WolfinNC
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No..., but I would like to have one. I DO have a second-term campaign button that says, "I Like Ike Even More"
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:37 PM (aDwsi)
Whenever i put booze in the freezer, I set the timer on the stove or the microwave, because a burst bottle is a terrible waste.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:38 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:35 PM (gqgiP)
Also, kindly leave your laptop lid up as well.
Thanks.
Posted by: NSA Agent 1042 at July 18, 2013 07:38 PM (GaqMa)
dude,,,I got my law degree at Costco...my dad got it over in aisle 107...
//F Pulver Esq
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:39 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:39 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:38 PM (gqgiP)
Did that once with a bottle of soda.
Wife said "WTF is this timer" and turned if off while I was in the bathroom.
I forgot about it (of course). Next morning, huge ice block in my freezer 3 shelves long. Took 45 minutes to clean up.
Posted by: NSA Agent 1042 at July 18, 2013 07:39 PM (GaqMa)
Emmett Till was one of the saddest stories, one of the lowest points, in our country's history, Carol. Just rocked me back on my heels when you mentioned it. It's just sickening to think that could happen here.
BTW, how is your bro doing?
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:40 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 07:40 PM (IxRjw)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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No..., it was because I *personally* remember him speaking. Some mumbling from the children about , "..That was 100 years ago..."
Heck remembering the Hungarian uprising is easy, as well as the escaping refugees that we accepted in this country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT)
Wine or beer.
I will explain, in excruciatingly boring detail, at a future date, why hard liquor should never be put in the freezer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:41 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 18, 2013 11:35 PM (Hip6A)
just one more reason to shop at Costco
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 11:36 PM (8lmkt)
--In the last year, the Kirkland brand TP became "new and improved." It's nice, but the roll is so fat that one of my rollers can barely fit it and at the beginning I need two hands to keep from ripping off just one sheet.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:41 PM (3VBXw)
our pop culture has programmed a LOT of people to get VERY wrapped up in the content of his skin and not analyze the content of his resume...
it is something he counts on and a large part of why "SCOAMF=s 42-45% even if he cleaves babies in half..."
I pray he cures them of the bug...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:42 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2013 07:42 PM (eMPxS)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:42 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:41 PM (gqgiP)
Even Vodka? I was always told vodka in the freezer.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:43 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Kalneva at July 18, 2013 07:43 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:43 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: NSA Agent 1042 at July 18, 2013 11:38 PM (GaqMa)
I'm a middle-aged man.
If you want to watch me fap....have at it.
It's not anything special.
Well, maybe in your world it is.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:44 PM (gqgiP)
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Hmm. Jagermeister seems to tolerate the freezer just fine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 18, 2013 07:45 PM (9+ccr)
I always laugh when I hear about the "privileged white male". Like it's 1860 or something. I'm a white male, and while, yes, I'm not living in a crack den and have a college degree, I (or my parents) worked and earned these things. Sure, Hollywood and Washington are mainly white and have privilege, but you know, take that up with Hollywood and Washington, no?
Posted by: WolfinNC at July 18, 2013 07:45 PM (HVOxM)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 07:45 PM (hgT3V)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:45 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 07:46 PM (IxRjw)
Wow Mike you remember him giving a speech and not on YouTube? Whoa... dude...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:46 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:44 PM (gqgiP)
Meh, in a real forum it'd have looked more like a rejoinder to your post rather than a direct reference to it.
But...Pixy.
So sue me
(Or in your case, leave your laptop lid up while you're cooking, I need some new recipes.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:46 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 11:43 PM (GaqMa)
Savage.
Ethanol is unbelievably hydrophilic, and benefits from that relationship with water. Chilling it to zero F simply decreases its affinity for water, and decreases the wonderful mouth-feel of a shaken vodka/gin drink.
Rest assured I will put you to sleep with a weekend post about this topic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:46 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:47 PM (5J54Q)
For more than 800 years, and up until sometime in 1994, it was perfectly legal and encouraged in the USA for whites to whip and beat African-Americans.
I`m gone have to go to Grand Daddy`s by the power of ten. Heh, I`m kin to everybody.
Damn, that sucks.
Posted by: rightlysouthern at July 18, 2013 07:47 PM (uOxBm)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 11:45 PM (hgT3V)
Only so much you can expect from a dildo, Chick . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)
You can't possibly think that I can ignore this.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:47 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)
Right now the vodka in my freeze is some bison grass stuff that tastes awful that was a "gift" from a wife's hipster friend.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:47 PM (GaqMa)
hence the 'new' TP
fukkin Enviros, what is next the force us to have Mercury releasing devices in our houses?
fuk spel chek
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 11:46 PM (IxRjw)
--Never heard the story. Did the old kind have something toxic? I thought dioxin was phased out in the '80s. In any case, it's pretty good for a store brand TP.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:48 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)
Do remind her that her Kzinti identity is ONLY licensed by Mr. Niven for the animated series and some games and that at all other times she is a Caitian and MUST be content to leave the slavery to the Lions on the Serengeti and the Tigers in Malaysia and Bengal...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:48 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 07:48 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Crap. You too....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:48 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Oakland County, just north of Detroit (Wayne County) is one of the richest (per capita) counties in the US. The auto makers pulled a lot out of Detroit and Flint and other places because the government had gone to .....a bad place, as governments are wont to go sometimes. This is a mystery to some people.
People think that the "UAW" wrecked Detroit. I know I read that comment here somewhere tonight. Why did the UAW not wreck a lot of the very prosperous suburbs of Detroit where there are now today, still a lot of automobile manufacturing jobs?
Pittsburgh is/was a very strong union town, yet, it is not wrecked.
It's a puzzle.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense at...... at July 18, 2013 07:48 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:49 PM (r98SZ)
yes ma'am "mechs"...you're not a fan of Robotech are you ma'am or as Ms Puma will shortly correct me "Macross"...
heh
pleasant evening.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:50 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:50 PM (8lmkt)
I'm really not a big fan of...mechs, is it?
*hides modified sawzall behind his back*
Ummmm, nevermind.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 18, 2013 07:50 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:46 PM (gqgiP)
Come now.
You're average freezer only hits -20C. Well above the threshold for freezing the water in the vodka due to it's mixing with the ethanol. Furthermore the addition of other ingredients (presumably at room temp) and shaking will warm it back up.
You're saying it has that much of an effect? Maybe my chemistry is just a bit rusty, but...really?
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:50 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:50 PM (GEICT)
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Could be worse..., Is it Billy Bob that has the bear head in his freezer?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: CarolT at July 18, 2013 07:51 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: butthead at July 18, 2013 07:51 PM (9gNQd)
Do I have to come down to redneck country and show you how real men drink?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:51 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 11:48 PM (9HoO6)
Sadly...
not the worst TMI I've gotten unsolicited and I goaded you, so it's fair.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:51 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: no good deed at July 18, 2013 07:52 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 18, 2013 07:52 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:52 PM (r98SZ)
Yes it will. Cheap vodka will. Higher water content.
If you're buying diluted vodka you're either very very poor, underage, or a 21 year old girl that wants to pretend she's getting smashed.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 07:52 PM (LI48c)
http://youtu.be/pIlAuCkKoF8
Two things ST:TNG stole from ST:TAS - the holodeck and using the transporter buffer. Probably will find others.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 07:52 PM (zXm5+)
well, that is an awful lot of information, my dear friend. even i, hard to shock, am a little face-palmy. i guess we should be thankful there's no posting of pictures on this here interweb device, eh?
c'mere, lemme give you a big ol' hug and tell you how much I love having you in my life!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:52 PM (8lmkt)
That sounds absolutely disgusting, but it reminded me of this song: http://youtu.be/P_10FdfmXOg
I used to listen to the guy that wrote the song (Clay Canfield) perform it on the day shift at The Stage in Nashville.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2013 07:53 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 07:53 PM (hgT3V)
I gotta crash, folks. Thanks for the company and for putting up with my semi-coherent posts. You're good people. Even Cochran.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2013 07:54 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Cato at July 18, 2013 07:54 PM (jbC4j)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 11:50 PM (GaqMa)
Think back to physical chemistry. The colder the ethanol is, the less hydrophilic it will be, thus the less H20 it will absorb.
The mouth feel is a function of that H20 absorption.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:54 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 07:54 PM (IxRjw)
By the way, my dad taught me at the tender age of four how to pour beer in his frosted mug, with no head/foam. To this day, I am the only one allowed to pour his beer. LOL! And there has been many an exploding beer in the freezer from not using a timer.
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 11:53 PM (hgT3V)
--Bailey's. Mmmm. Now there's something good when kept in the freezer for a bit.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 07:55 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: The Politial Pimpernel at July 18, 2013 07:55 PM (Vk2pI)
We had a one trick pony on race, and while he at times had part or part of a part of valid concerns it was wearisome.....
add in Detroit's stupidity finally getting its just reward and it turned into a wolf pack on "Wild Kingdom" with the poor gazelle.
Ace has a noble heart, and believes if I may indulge in a read on his mind since he is likely absent in the notion that our goal on the right is to have one nation bound more by ideal than race or clannish ties.
We have been having Holder's "honest chat on race" that is anything but for well nigh 5.5 years...
I'd really rather shut up about immigration focus on the economy since it is "us" as in "all of us" and why Obama is addicted to being Rad Islam's air farce...
again that is just my read.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 07:55 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:50 PM (GEICT)
get thee behind me, satan . . . fuckin' perv.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)
Okay, I laughed.
Where are you in FL? North?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:55 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: PabloD at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (2t0RS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:53 PM (GEICT)
Now now son.
I ain't what I once was*. But I can assure you, whatever y'all do in Florida, pales in comparison to our mid-Missouri Deer camp.
There's no where to drive, so drink we must! (Well that's not true, around 2AM, the ATV's get fired up...and one of them has a cup holder on it.)
*Oddly I lost my tolerance when my wife (then girlfriend) moved away for a while. I stopped drinking due to lack of money and not having a drinking partner, and my liver went "meh, you're returning to normal now sucker." Before it was "How many imperial pints can I put down in a night?" Now that answer is "2-3."
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (IxRjw)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (r98SZ)
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The crap keeps being rolled out every day. It's unbelievable. I do not think that the U.S has ever witnessed scandals of this magnitude, and certainly not in such a short period of time. Were I suddenly King of the World, the heads of the executives at NBC, CBS, NPR, MSNBC, CNN, ABC would all be displayed on pikes. The media have profaned the freedom/responsibility assigned to them. It is disgusting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (aDwsi)
xoxo, Wolf . . . you know you're one of my personal faves here, right?
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 07:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 11:47 PM (GEICT)
99% of the vodka on the market...cheap, reasonable or pricey....is 80 proof, which means 40% ethanol and 60% water.
They get taxed according to the alcohol content, and the feds check it pretty carefully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:58 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 11:52 PM (LI48c)
You ever been in college? Ahem. I believe I answered that. And we would tend to go for the cheap beer but the decent liquor.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 07:58 PM (LI48c)
Well that was a hell of a first post for me to see when I get here. lol
Posted by: Berserker at July 18, 2013 07:58 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:54 PM (gqgiP)
Well that explains it. I got to pass on Pchem thanks to the bio degree. Maxed out at Organic.
But yeah that makes a certain amount of sense I suppose.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 07:58 PM (GaqMa)
Got a chance to go to the DMZ yesterday...first time I've been there since I was a young pup in 1987. Place is still as surreal as any location on Earth.
Our briefer was just a young US Army PFC, but he nailed the briefs. He also obligingly informed us, "If any of you decide to run across the MDL (military demarcation line) and defect to North Korea, we are not responsible."
Posted by: Icedog at July 18, 2013 07:59 PM (ZolUS)
You get on Tammy, I get on you. So simple, even you can understand it, eh? Mind your manners. Or I will mind them for you. No charge.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 07:59 PM (8lmkt)
Got an old friend outside of Jacksonville, who wants me to come visit and help him kill his liver.
How far from there?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 07:59 PM (gqgiP)
Not calling you out and I am being told..."bed SOON"
but I am in total agreement with you and a few others on how much rage is righteously due the media....
hell when it is cold outside I can keep warm thinking of Chris Tingles and a ballbat....
but even that is not who we "strive to be"....
it's a fine line, probably razor fine that we walk in our souls on the matter.
The people are supposed to punish the wicked no matter how dreamy if they revel in malice....
it is not supposed to be this way.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:00 PM (LRFds)
I need the mental floss stat.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 08:00 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 18, 2013 08:00 PM (9HoO6)
Posted by: To Boldly Go Where No Hat Has Gone Before... at July 18, 2013 08:00 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: butthead at July 18, 2013 08:01 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)
They get taxed according to the alcohol content, and the feds check it pretty carefully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 11:58 PM (gqgiP)
He's talking about that shitty diluted stuff that you can get at Wal-mart or other grocery stores that don't have a liquore store in them. That stuff is typically 40 proof.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 08:01 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at July 18, 2013 08:01 PM (hgT3V)
I was simply trying to be delicate and not mocking....
I've seen too much misery in this mortal coil to begrudge another human their pleasures that harm no other.
*hat tip*
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:01 PM (LRFds)
@CBD,
Flip side of the bio degree (and the biochem work)
I know how to build and run a fractional distiller. Damn them for being illegal!
(Soooooonnnnnn)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:02 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: mindful webworker, tautologically at July 18, 2013 08:02 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 08:02 PM (IxRjw)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olustee
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:03 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 08:03 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:03 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 12:00 AM (9HoO6)
No fret Tammy.
I'm fairly certain if the horde went through my posts they'd know slightly more about me than my wife
.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:03 PM (GaqMa)
598
You get on Tammy, I get on you.
===
I'll be right over.
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 12:02 AM (PlzOe)
No you won't you'll be in the barrel.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 08:04 PM (LI48c)
Have a good evening Tammy. I probably should get back to writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 08:04 PM (zXm5+)
Thanks to you, I now want this:
https://www.volquartsen.com/products/1056-i-flute-barreled-action
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 08:05 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 08:05 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: TFG at July 18, 2013 08:06 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: rdbrewer at July 18, 2013 08:06 PM (Iyg03)
Really, Cochran?? I don't have a wife and children and still spend all my fuckin' waking hours on the fuckin' hq. You apparently don't answer to them or anyone. ?
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 08:06 PM (8lmkt)
Indeed
http://tinyurl.com/ldohzjw
Posted by: bill-o at July 19, 2013 12:02 AM (AWwDY)
--Remember the troll who went by that name?
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:07 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: sven10077@sven
--------
sven - The qualification "If I were King of the World" is an important one. It is a fantastical proposition, of course, but it implies not simply power, but more importantly, responsibility. In that sense, I believe that my assessment (and fantastical actions) would not be a matter of prejudice, or bias, or judgement, but rather the duty incumbent upon me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 08:08 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: CarolT at July 18, 2013 08:08 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 11:57 PM (IxRjw)
All in jest. No offense intended.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 08:08 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: mindful webworker, tautologically at July 18, 2013 08:09 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 08:10 PM (IxRjw)
this place is frickin' sticky and smells like old sweat socks.
next time I am bringing bleach.
Posted by: jc at July 18, 2013 08:10 PM (PlzOe)
Piers Morgan keeps repeating the meme that if the jury "really knew" Trayvon they would have found Zimmerman guilty.
....somehow he nevers gets around to telling us these vital bits of Trayvon's angelic biography.
Posted by: Icedog at July 18, 2013 08:11 PM (3qKP/)
this place is frickin' sticky and smells like old sweat socks.
next time I am bringing bleach.
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 12:10 AM (PlzOe)
--I bet it still smells like dum-dum in there.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:11 PM (3VBXw)
Oh, absolutely, but still......
I'll pick up a bull barrel 10-22 in the next few months and spend a few years tweaking it, and enjoying every second of it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 08:11 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2013 08:12 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2013 12:11 AM (gqgiP)
I still want my Henry AR7 survival rifle.
Dunno why, that thing is just fun on a bun!
(Plus it'll be easy to store and transport.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:12 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:12 PM (8FeS+)
I'm waiting for someone to explain, if Traytable was so wonderful, how did Zimmerman get all of those wounds on his face and the back of his head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 08:13 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:14 PM (GEICT)
(Soooooonnnnnn) Posted by: tsrblke
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Illegal? Well..., sure, sure..
Posted by: Somewhere in the Mountains, NC at July 18, 2013 08:14 PM (aDwsi)
There is a breakdown 10-22 that's really nice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 08:14 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:15 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 12:12 AM (KiyII)
Eh, Occam's says con or Parody (though Poe's law may combat that.)
Failing that, Liberals believe that sex is everything and there is nothing beyond sex, and if you aren't having it all the time you simply are not a person.
Or as a professor once put it to me "the liberals believe sex is like air, and that's not an embellishment"
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:15 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:09 AM (GEICT)
Yeah, apparently they don't miss you at all. You are such a fuckin' asshole. I'll make you a deal, I won't address you anymore and you will do the same. Otherwise, flame away, I will act accordingly. I think a detente is the sane way to go. Ball's in your court.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 08:15 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2013 08:16 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 08:16 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2013 12:14 AM (gqgiP)
The Henry's other main benefit is it's price. MSRP is like $250.
Lots of plastic (plastic stock for example) but I've played the the model 1 AR7 (they're on at least 2 now) and it's pretty good minus a few things fixed in the refresh. (Better sights)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (8FeS+)
Heh well said...
as Banner said in the Avengers....
you know my secret to not being angry?
I'm always angry.
I recall sermons on righteous and unrighteous indignation....
a lesson I do wish more Churches resumed.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (GEICT)
CBD,
Now Piers has one of the "Central Park Five" rapists and attempted murderer as a character defender for Trayvon. Pure.Comedy.Gold.
Posted by: Icedog at July 18, 2013 08:17 PM (ZolUS)
you got that fuckin' beer out of the freezer, right, buddy? cause a 40 will fuck that shit up hard (really hard!)
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 08:18 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:18 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 08:18 PM (vgd4f)
How bad is it (on so many levels) when a teenage boy's mom tries to utilize Craigslist to get her son laid?
'Take my son's virginity and I'll buy you a car': Scheming mom posts outrageous Craigslist ad looking for girl to seduce and deflower her Harvard-bound son
Crass.
In the past parents would have found some sweet daughter of a friend of the family and the parents would have conspired to make the kids spend time together. Or at worse, Mom works out a deal, and her son finds himself doing "yard-work" with the older middle-aged widow down the street.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 18, 2013 08:19 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 12:18 AM (vgd4f)
You have a copy of Manos: Hands of fate?
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:19 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: UWP at July 19, 2013 12:16 AM (r98SZ)
Noted
Posted by: god at July 18, 2013 08:19 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Creepy Dude from Robocop at July 18, 2013 08:20 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 08:20 PM (r98SZ)
It's not tonight and it sure the fuck ain't just me. You are super muthafuckin' annoying. Always and gobsmackingly. So, just take me off your radar or we can do the dance. If I feel like it. Which I mostly won't. Still confounded by the fact that you have a wife and small children and all you do is talk your trash here instead of participating in the whole family thing. Sad, really, but if they're cool with it, I totally understand.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2013 08:21 PM (8lmkt)
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Sharknado is already on DVD?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 08:22 PM (aDwsi)
Hey you effin M plusy M's,
Can I "Wine" tonight?.....So many issues that just piss me to HELL AND GONE......all I can do to keep from going all N2O2 in my coffee every morning is the brutal fact that I must wake, shower, dress, drive, and work
oh....save lives or at the very least...help prevent death for 12 hours plus deal with the other daily drills inside and outside my immediate family...............
HHhmmm......I think most would call it..."Life?"
(Least I'm not getting shot at or blown up in Afghanistan.)
So, I am cool with my daily trials.......
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 08:22 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)
I'm waiting for someone to explain, if Traytable was so wonderful, how did Zimmerman get all of those wounds on his face and the back of his head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2013 12:13 AM (gqgiP)
The barely functioning, hoodie-wearing, retarded congressman from Illinois stated on Hannity today, "Zimmerman may have already had those wounds before the fight" with Traytable.
Can't remember his name, but he talks like a stoned Alzheimer's patient with a massive head wound.
Posted by: Icedog at July 18, 2013 08:23 PM (ZM9OS)
Ma'am I give you "the portrait of Dorian Grey"
http://youtu.be/ZsUNXVpjJDw
The hard living and immorality always catch up with you....
in some it is slowly and in others all at once.
Offered as a comment on the political class ma'am not you.
I do hope all is well.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:23 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 08:24 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 08:24 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:25 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:25 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: CarolT at July 18, 2013 08:26 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:26 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:27 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 08:27 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 18, 2013 08:27 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 12:27 AM (8FeS+)
--Fortunately, the wifey and I have a lot of overlap in what we like. However, I pretty much save the stuff that only I like for when she's not around. Like The Office --she can't stand "That's what she said."
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:29 PM (3VBXw)
It's beyond the bounds of unaware and incidental stupidity I suspect....
that said he will not be shunned, shamed, or scolded...no one will dare call this what it is....
Consider my whole life I was told that the Rosenbergs were innocent angels convicted on lies....
except it was a lie....
http://tinyurl.com/yb2264q
Add in the idea that the Boston Strangler was somehow railroaded...
http://tinyurl.com/6f39ydb
except again...he wasn't...
At any rate, we know who $harpton is and we should rightly be wary of his positions...
I'm rambling the ceiling fan is fascinating.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:30 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 18, 2013 08:30 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 12:18 AM (vgd4f)
Human Centipede?
Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 12:30 AM (KiyII)
--"Finally Proud: The Michelle Obama Story"?
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:31 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:32 PM (8FeS+)
congrats....
you got our souls...
I do hope you all are well...
I may go out to the country tomorrow and try to get my pistol if the wife is healthier...she had a rough night last night, barring that and with my usual "genius"(which is to highlight more the lack thereof) I will be heading to the Pyramids to get the mortgage generation paperwork from the lawyer...
buckle up, be safe y'all
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:32 PM (LRFds)
Glorious.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:30 AM (GEICT)
--Really? My wife likes LOTR, The Hobbit and Chronicles of Narnia. She also likes Twilight, which is one of those movies strictly on her side of the Venn diagram.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:32 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2013 08:32 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Swimming Pool Filled with Marshmallows at July 18, 2013 08:33 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 08:33 PM (r98SZ)
"I live about between 30 minutes and 1 1/2hrs depending on where in Jax."
Jacksonville must be the most sprawled out city I've ever seen !!
Long story, running late for a plane, hotel inside the beltway, get on interstate, see sign for airport 46 ....miles!!!
Posted by: spc at July 18, 2013 08:33 PM (WDovF)
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 12:30 AM (xh69q)
Those are just Unicode characters. You can usually find them using the character mapper on your computer. I'm not, because I'm not tempting the barrel.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:33 PM (GaqMa)
For today's Special Feature, I bring you my Top Five
**FLASH FORWARDS TO THE FUTURE!!**
(things that will actually be said out loud to others in the future)
And awayyy we go:
5. "Breaking news: Rosie O'Donnel's funeral cancelled due to inability of family to find piano case large enough to bury her in."
4. "And the Oscar goes to... Pauly Shore!!"
3. "Yeah, I got my old Prius muscled up sweet. You can ramp it all the way up to 42 miles an hour."
2. "You kids with your food vapes. When I was your age, we actually had to EAT our food!"
1. "Hey, does anybody else besides me remember when healthcare didn't suck??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:34 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 08:34 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:34 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kalneva at July 18, 2013 08:35 PM (XyrkB)
Heh...my wife fears I am here too often, and when I am enraged I am here too often....
she enjoys my posts, and uses the horde to sooth her soul when she is far from home....
I'm sorry if I have offered anyone offense.
I worry when we aim inward, but it is needed from time to time....
be safe.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:35 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:35 AM (GEICT)
Heh, apparently I married well. My wife saw the Return of the King before I did (in fairness I had my wisdom teeth taken out that week.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:36 PM (GaqMa)
Jacksonville must be the most sprawled out city I've ever seen !!
Longstory, running late for a plane, hotel inside the beltway, get on interstate, see sign forairport 46 ....miles!!!
Posted by: spc at July 19, 2013 12:33 AM (WDovF)
--However, JAX (at least in the '90s) is so much cheaper to fly from that many people at FSU found it cheaper to drive there rather than fly from Tally Airport.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:36 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:37 PM (GEICT)
Saw stills of that flick a few years back. Weird horror by Pedro Almodovar. At least it has that attractive gal in the nude-colored unitard.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:37 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:38 PM (GEICT)
I was trying to watch The Two Towers one day and she walks through....
"Oh....My....GOD. Talking trees? Really?"
And I made the mistake off cracking off a "They're called Ents, dear."
I'm still not living that one down.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:35 AM (GEICT)
--I can imagine what she thinks of talking beavers wearing armor.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:38 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 08:38 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 18, 2013 08:39 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Beefy at July 18, 2013 08:40 PM (bUmSq)
I breaking her down bit by bit. She really like The Legend of the Seeker while it was on tv. She apparently watched the first StarTrek reboot with her parents a couple weeks ago and liked that.
I would not consider that a "win." Go with Firefly
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 08:40 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: and irresolute at July 18, 2013 08:40 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:40 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 12:39 AM (xjpRj)
Do I have to explain it to you?
Posted by: Joseph Campbell at July 18, 2013 08:41 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:38 AM (GEICT)
I always laugh at the sprawl here in STL. We consider WashMo part of our metro area and I know people who commute from there into the city. (Never mind Wentzville)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:41 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Jean at July 18, 2013 08:41 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 08:42 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 12:39 AM (xjpRj)
Its because most follow the Monomyth.
Glove and Boots - The Hero's Journey! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxs_jGN7Pg
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2013 08:42 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)
premise of flick is plastic surgeon is wife gets horribly burned in a car crash and later kills herself cause she so ugly. Plastic surgeon locks up this person to perform unethical experiments on them to recreate wife
the mystery of the film is who is the person he is operating on? with some really creepy not sexy sex
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 08:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 12:39 AM (xjpRj)
--That's one reason I liked Prince Caspian; it's more about fighting a war than a quest per se.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:43 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:43 PM (GEICT)
My hunch (although I hope I'm wrong that this is what it would take): once DC gets wiped by a terrorist nuke, America becomes 50 semi-independent nation-states... and, irony of ironies, things start to get better.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:44 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:44 PM (3VBXw)
Glove and Boots - The Hero's Journey! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxs_jGN7Pg
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2013 12:42 AM (LI48c)
--Jinx!
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:45 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 08:45 PM (IxRjw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:45 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 08:46 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Jean at July 18, 2013 08:46 PM (CMlD4)
I admit, I can't think about Joe in a unitard without wanting to drink bleach.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:47 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 08:47 PM (zXm5+)
That freak with the hoodie in Congress: Bobby Rush (IL-D-bag)
Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2013 08:47 PM (SkhKv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:43 AM (GEICT)
Yeah, St. Louis is split into 3 or 4 counties (depending on how you count the city itself.)
It's just odd the way we sprung up (there's tons of open land between the various sprawl zones.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:48 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:48 PM (7B7jB)
company policy so as not to offer offense to certain administrations is never YOUR Wookiee or The Wookiee it is "a wookiee".....
//TSA agent
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:48 PM (LRFds)
My hunch (although I hope I'm wrong that this is what it would take): once DC gets wiped by a terrorist nuke, America becomes 50 semi-independent nation-states... and, irony of ironies, things start to get better.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2013 12:44 AM
***
It was so good, though. The best society ever on the planet. Too bad human nature had to fuck it all up, even as near-perfect as the founders laid it out. I wonder what pivotal moment, if we could go back in time, and done things differently, would have preserved it.
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 08:49 PM (XyrkB)
http://youtu.be/cFwEiG4I-Wg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 11:04 PM (zXm5+)
Neat costume, but that's clearly a cyborg, not a robot. = P
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 18, 2013 08:50 PM (sh2xI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jake in ID at July 18, 2013 08:51 PM (IxRjw)
And I wanted to see Burlesque, but my brain threatens to explode at even the suggestion of seeing another Cher movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:51 PM (7B7jB)
Back before........(That Day).....we all had full spectrum accesses to the fonts et el!
Never since......Never Since..........but if you were there....
HOLY GUACOMOLE......a most epic thread it was...........and the power suck off both Apple AND Microsoft that early evening could have cost ACE this very site!!!
A Monster Thread......never to be repeated here... ever again......how I avoided the Ban-Hammer that night..........many went to the block.....some of us just went to ground for a few days after THAT thread.......
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 08:51 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 08:51 PM (XyrkB)
you find out his housekeeper is really his mother, surgeon being the product of an affair she had with her employer. Employer keeps the boy who becomes the surgeon, and maid basically raises him.
Maid had another child with a servant and gives him up. Discarded son comes back years later and has an affair with the wife of surgeon half brother. Wife and discarded son plan to run away together, but get in the firey disfiguring car crash. Years after that, discarded son breaks in to surgeon half brother's house and sees the gal surgeon has been experimenting on. Discarded brother thinks it his half brothers wife (his lover), and rapes her. Surgeon brother catches him in the act and kills him
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 08:52 PM (zOTsN)
You know when William Jennings Bryan breaks out that fucking Cross of Gold speech?
If you Put that cross of Gold up his ass....
we'd have been the better for it.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 18, 2013 08:52 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:51 AM (GEICT)
Bout that.
I enjoyed it, but the more I thought about it, the more I got irked they basically tried to recreate Fellowship, pursued by a dangerous force, meeting in Rivendale, 'twas a bit weird.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 08:52 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 12:46 AM (vgd4f)
--My dad was also pissed for that reason at the end. The fact that the movie had a subtitle should have tipped him off.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:52 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)
*hops off soap box*
Jackson wants to bilk as much money out of the fans as he can. And most will gladly render up their Legolas action figure to do so.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 08:53 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 12:49 AM (XyrkB)
I guess I just don't understand human nature. People do things I would never dream of doing.
Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2013 08:54 PM (SkhKv)
*tips hat*
lord of darkness and all that is unholy
hey you've been a busy Old god of darkness haven't you how's detroit?
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 08:54 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 12:48 AM (vgd4f)
--BC, It has Gollum in it, if that helps you to decide.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:54 PM (3VBXw)
------------------
I was doing a ride-along with the local PD. We sat on the side of the road for a while monitoring traffic. Abruptly, a Prius registered 89 mph. I was astonished. The guy ran her down pretty quickly. It was a young woman whose excuse was that she had been hung up at a traffic light, and was trying to make up time. I heard a LOT of absurd excuses that day. Those guys put up with that shit all day, every day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 18, 2013 08:55 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 08:56 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 08:56 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2013 12:51 AM (7B7jB)
My wife claims that men would enjoy it.
"Some of the actresses are fucking hot in that movie. I'm not usually a Christina Aguilera fan, but she looked DAMN GOOD."
I may break down at some point.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:53 AM (GEICT)
--I got dragged to see Nine, that musical from a couple years back. Penelope Cruz prancing, swinging, and singing in lingerie for a dream sequence saved the movie for me.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:57 PM (3VBXw)
sven, I hadn't even thought of that. Hmmm. I dunno. Will think further. Because that's what smart people do, when confronted by ideas they had formerly not thought about! (Get off my lawn, grammar pedants.) About which, formerly, they had not thought. (There.)
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 08:57 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 08:58 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2013 12:54 AM (3VBXw)
Is he nasty gollum? Or do they take him all the way back to smeagol?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:56 AM (GEICT)
--Nope, starts with nasty Gollumsies. At least *that* character plays out close to the book.
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 08:58 PM (3VBXw)
after the rape by half brother, surgeon comforts gal he is experimenting on and tries to have sex with her. She says she is too sore. They both dream about a wedding. Surgeon's daughter, who saw her mother commit suicide, has sex with a guy at a wedding, freaks out for no apparent reason and screams, dude slaps her and she passes out. When she wakes up she thinks surgeon father raped her (he did not).
Gal being experimented on has a dream that the dude having sex with the crazy daughter gets mowed down by the surgeon and kept captive in a dungeon
you find out that surgeon runs down and kidnaps the guy who had sex with his daughter, does sex reassignment surgery on him, loads of plastic surgery too, and falls in love with him/her.
Basically, he wants to have sex with the guy who fucked his daughter who he made look just like his wife who left him for his brother
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 08:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 18, 2013 08:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 08:59 PM (r98SZ)
See you folks another time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 12:59 AM (GEICT)
--Good night!
And crap, it's midnight here.
I'd better turn in as well.
'Night, Moron(ette)s!
Posted by: logprof at July 18, 2013 09:00 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 09:02 PM (vgd4f)
I'm going to join the sleeping horde.
I may not have to get up early. But the wife gets back tomorrow, so I better do some cleaning, plus some writing, plus knock a few more hours off my contract.
Late horde.
Posted by: tsrblke at July 18, 2013 09:02 PM (GaqMa)
Then I read this: "And by woo I mean semen," and suddenly, I was back in this universe.
/in the future, can we have some sort of "incomprehensible lingustics" warning? I'm in Michigan, and we've turned into the rainforest, so really, my brain is not readily able to sort through fancy shmancy words and concepts right now.
Posted by: Shibumi at July 18, 2013 09:02 PM (25HWz)
It was so good, though. The best society ever on the planet. Too bad human nature had to fuck it all up, even as near-perfect as the founders laid it out. I wonder what pivotal moment, if we could go back in time, and done things differently, would have preserved it.
One idea:
The inability to deal adequately (i.e., ban or phase out peacefully) with slavery, right at the beginning. No slavery, no Civil War, states retain more of their independence, government can't grow so much.
The real reason for the decline is more subtle, I think. The whole idea of the US depends on individuals and small communities being able to run themselves without outside intervention. That pretty much requites a shared sense of morality - de Tocqueville pointed out that in the US people considered a wider range of opinion to be normal but were much more ferocious in attacking those who strayed outside of accepted boundaries than people in Europe. As our shared sense of morality inherited from Christianity and Judaism (not everyone was a Christian, but the paradigm of right and wrong persisted even when the religious beliefs were absent) waned in the later part of the 19th century, people became less able to regulate themselves to the satisfaction of their neighbors, and resulted in laws being passed were before custom and morality had done the job. Of course, as more laws were passed, the role of the government changed and it got bigger and bigger.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 18, 2013 09:02 PM (Opla1)
What can I say I am a borderline psychotic(not really) hyper insomniac....
who studied a lot of history...
http://tinyurl.com/2d8m2f
my favorite pandering fucktardery deployed by the emo midget...
Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests, and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: "You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold."
Yeah hey WJB fucknuts....your goddamned fans rely on fucking international trade to maximize their consumer base and you know their ability to make gain....
if you ever wanted to know precisely where the notion that the poor have a God given mission to fuck the productive got it's start this is a pretty decent spot.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 09:03 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 09:03 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 18, 2013 09:04 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 18, 2013 09:05 PM (zXm5+)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 09:07 PM (vgd4f)
Union Democrats literally want to suck WJB's cock through time the cockholsters heap praise on him like "the greatest orator of the 19th century"...
which is precisely as earned as is Barack T Ogabe's Nobel...
above is his Cross of Gold Speech...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 09:07 PM (LRFds)
grey fox, I think you nailed it. That's the whole thing. Not a pivotal moment, just a steady decline in outre Judeo-Christian ideas and ideals. And yeah, the founding fathers would have done much better, just doing away with slavery at the get-go.
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 09:08 PM (XyrkB)
Posted by: The Historical Hat at July 18, 2013 09:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 09:11 PM (XyrkB)
Teddy Roosevelt on the American people...
Yeah I think he was speaking in the 19th century as well...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 09:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 09:12 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 18, 2013 09:14 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: RWC at July 18, 2013 09:14 PM (F1nny)
Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 01:08 AM (XyrkB)
Thanks. I have a little theory that human society requires a certain minimum level of regulation to function, and that the source/quality of societal control is as critical to freedom as the quantity.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 18, 2013 09:15 PM (Opla1)
Posted by: The Historical Hat atJK July 19, 2013 01:10 AM (Vk2pI)
Depressing. Even more than I thought. I think I'm gonna go watch Honey Boo-boo, now, with the rest of the sheeple./
Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2013 09:15 PM (XyrkB)
O.K.........
So lets roll this Desert Caravan out into the Dunes to the places not seen before....
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 09:15 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 09:19 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 09:19 PM (xh69q)
darn you hat...
we probably should put the Rome down I fear...
if we are to discuss the Roman Empire proper rather than the Republic's Empire I cannot argue forcefully with aplomb against the judgement, although one could make for form's sake if nothing else the argument that Constantine was at least as great as the prior Commodus.
If we're discussing the Republic I'd concede although I'd say the second phase of the Punic Campaign was a better benchmark....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 18, 2013 09:20 PM (LRFds)
WWII!!!!!!
Ship to Shore radio traffic from the battle of IWO-JIMMA.....from out of the AIR!!!!
WE CAN DO THAT NOW!!!!
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 09:23 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 09:27 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 09:29 PM (vgd4f)
*tips hat*
lord of darkness and all that is unholy
hey you've been a busy Old god of darkness haven't you how's detroit?
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 12:54 AM (LRFds)
I have nothing to do with Detroit -- that unholy madness is purely a result of 51 years of Progressive politics.
Just a reminder:
Progressive politicians -- turn everything of value into redistributable crap, redistribute it to people who don't value it 'cause they haven't earned it and don't understand it, ends up with feel-good promises about valueless assets.
Cthulhu cultists -- disregard value, expose sentient beings to chaos of interdimensional existence, cause insanity and behavior destructive to self and others, associated creatures may occasionally devour someone alive. Ends up with valuable assets unclaimed by crazy/eaten owners.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 09:32 PM (T1005)
Gal being experimented on has a dream that the dude having sex with the crazy daughter gets mowed down by the surgeon and kept captive in a dungeon
you find out that surgeon runs down and kidnaps the guy who had sex with his daughter, does sex reassignment surgery on him, loads of plastic surgery too, and falls in love with him/her.
Basically, he wants to have sex with the guy who fucked his daughter who he made look just like his wife who left him for his brother
Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 12:59 AM (zOTsN)
That last should be "half-brother". And you forgot "mom", the maid.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 09:35 PM (T1005)
Posted by: MoeRon at July 18, 2013 09:40 PM (uevv8)
Cattle Ruslin' in the Vatican would be a little more edgy ...Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 09:42 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: MoeRon at July 18, 2013 09:45 PM (uevv8)
The large radar station near Armavir, located near the Black Sea and designed to detect missiles launched from Europe and Iran, is nearly complete, said U.S. officials.
The radar deployment comes as Russia is seeking legal restrictions on U.S. and NATO missile defenses in Europe that are designed to protect the continent and the United States from long-range Iranian missiles.
... that "RESET" button really did the job
Posted by: James W. McCord, Jr. at July 18, 2013 09:46 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 18, 2013 09:49 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: MoeRon at July 18, 2013 09:50 PM (uevv8)
Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 12:49 AM (XyrkB)
There are a couple of places where I could see the Founders could have done better. As prime example, let me quote the First Amendment: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." Wouldn't that read a whole lot better if it continued with "....or the whole damned lot of them get shitcanned, banned from elective office for life, and all their works consigned to perdition."?
How 'bout the Second Amendment, "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Wouldn't that be nicely finished with "....since those actors who infringe this right substantively declare themselves outlaws, to be shot like rabid dogs in the street."?
The Constitution suffers from a severe lack of "or else" clauses, which just begs would-be authoritarians to snuggle up to their limitations sideways, subtly, to try to subvert them. For the most part, these are bright red flashing neon lines, not "suggestions", but the lack of effective punishment constitutes an attractive nuisance to the sort of person that pursues political office. Frankly, I wouldn't mind if every other phrase in Article I read "....or we take the current batch of assholes out to a field and string 'em up."
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 09:54 PM (T1005)
Posted by: thunderb at July 18, 2013 09:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kill the Bastards at July 18, 2013 09:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 01:55 AM (zOTsN)
So, if I get what you're sayin' -- it's a RomCom for the Folsom Street Fair set.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 09:59 PM (T1005)
A proposed 28th Amendment, to read in full:
"Kill the Bastards!"
Posted by: Kill the Bastards at July 19, 2013 01:58 AM (Vk2pI)
Not exactly -- more like a "kill the bastards if they fuck this up". A large part of the problem is that the people drafting the Constitution had just fought a revolution, and had seen the "Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union" go foom -- so they figured that they needn't go into too many details about "or else" 'cause they could just revolt or create a third document. A couple of generations afterward, that sort of thing could be nastier, bloodier, and more horrific than they could begin to imagine (cf 1861-1865). And if revolting or creating another document are off the table, those bright lines really need some TEETH.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 10:06 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 10:12 PM (Wk9TK)
So let us state for the record....now revealed......
Liberal/Progressivism = Detroit.
Watch how the MSM and Barry and Co. twist this factoid into.......
"IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 10:15 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: UWP at July 18, 2013 10:16 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 12:49 AM (XyrkB)
There was more than one pivotal moment, quite a few really.
Posted by: Berserker at July 18, 2013 10:19 PM (FMbng)
Oh.......and for the record.......
We need to PAINT THESE BASTARDS!!!!!!!
Before they PAINT us.....PAINT is a very good tool....has served us well....
Bonsai/PAINT PETA 1st!!!!....and then we can move on......to paint the rest of these Anti-Cotton bastards in acrylic and rayon with a touch of Val-U-Rite splashed about so that when we torch it.....EVERYTHING sticks to them while they burn.....
"ME LIKE!!""
GOO NIGH....
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 10:32 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 18, 2013 10:36 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 01:54 AM (T1005)
A proposed 28th Amendment, to read in full:
"Kill the Bastards!"
---
If my history is correct. The Romans has a clause whereby Senators who pissed of the constituency could be killed. Rome ended up failing regardless though.
Posted by: UWP at July 19, 2013 02:16 AM (r98SZ)
The problem is that constituencies can be bribed or misinformed. If I were looking for a second criticism of the US Constitution, I'd probably go to the bicameral legislature.
Supposedly, we have the People's House (representing population) and the States' Senate (representing......er.....what exactly? And that what changed into what what with the 17th Amendment?). But who represents the people who are supposed to pay for it all? Who ensures that we get value for our dollar? So I'd go to a tricameral legislature -- a House of Representatives based on headcount; a Convention of Commerce based on income get; and a Senate of Statesmen based on State governments. Just as today, all revenue bills must originate in the House, all functionaries and treaties must be approved by the Senate, but all regulations should be approved by the CoC. What's more, all questions of state/Federal jurisdiction should be decided by the Senate -- which, as the founders intended, should be appointed by States.
The problem really arises because the 17th amendment "solved" the wrong issue....thereby making things worse [sound familiar?]. Once there was a tax on incomes (not necessarily the greatest idea.....), the path was laid to the populace voting themselves bread and circuses.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 10:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 01:54 AM (T1005)
A proposed 28th Amendment, to read in full:
"Kill the Bastards!"
---
If my history is correct. The Romans has a clause whereby Senators who pissed of the constituency could be killed. Rome ended up failing regardless though.
Posted by: UWP at July 19, 2013 02:16 AM (r98SZ)
It would be horrific, but a rule that ever new congress began with a ceremony where two dice were rolled and, if the roll were "snake-eyes" [1 and 1], everyone in the chamber were immediately executed......might be a good thing for the nation.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 10:44 PM (T1005)
Posted by: DAve at July 18, 2013 10:52 PM (albkL)
If not for my passion for licking mucous from the backs of a certain sub-sect of Amazonian tree frogs and......not drinking.......
I would have something to add here..............alas.
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 18, 2013 10:53 PM (xh69q)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 10:53 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 18, 2013 10:56 PM (aH+zP)
Everyone running for office must demonstrate mastery of Risk, World of Warcraft (or equivalent), Monopoly, Chess, and Poker ...
And pass a quiz on the Constitution ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 19, 2013 02:53 AM (Wk9TK)
The thing is, the Nation might prosper if a bunch if its legislators were more like Instapundit ("Heh.").....but the system is set up to where only malignant narcissists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lqf7XUbHms) run for office. Giving them a 1/36 chance of elimination every time they reconvene might give them a reason to fold the tent when they're done.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 11:01 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 11:05 PM (Wk9TK)
They believe they can never die ...
They believe they can never be wrong ...
The screams of others means nothing to them ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 19, 2013 03:05 AM (Wk9TK)
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seems like a perfect description of our present situation -- about 537 times.
Posted by: jc at July 18, 2013 11:11 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at July 18, 2013 11:12 PM (w6ylO)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 02:38 AM (T1005)
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.
The Senate was supposed to be the direct rerpresentatives of the STATE Governments... not really elected so much as selected... thus giving the States a voice in Federal Policy.
But then they started electing them, which mucked things up... and did not put in a way to recall them....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 18, 2013 11:25 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: David (NOT DAve!), infamous sockpuppet at July 18, 2013 11:27 PM (w6ylO)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 11:33 PM (Wk9TK)
cthulhu,
They solved that by limiting voting to male property owners. You had to have skin in the game to vote. I think it can be expanded beyond that, but the basic idea is correct. Strange as it may sound, the death of the Republic is due in large part to universal suffrage.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 02:56 AM (aH+zP)
You've got 90% there, IMHO, but you're missing a piece. The Constitution balanced interests, in writing, not subject to arbitrary change. Suffrage -- must less universal suffrage, was just one of the interests. Under the Founders' scheme, the people had an explicit voice in governance -- a somewhat radical view at the time -- but were also explicitly checked by laws of the states.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 11:37 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 03:45 AM (T1005)
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not entirely. if borrowing produces an actual tangible income producing asset it can be a benefit to a future person, not a detriment --- given a host of details such as proper maintenance, a plan for depletion, salvage value, etc.
Posted by: jc at July 18, 2013 11:47 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 18, 2013 11:53 PM (Wk9TK)
Just as an aside, governmental borrowing of any sort implicitly sets the
benefit-gainers of today against the taxpayers of tomorrow. Who
represents who?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 03:45 AM (T1005)
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not entirely. if borrowing produces an actual tangible income producing asset it can be a benefit to a future person, not a detriment --- given a host of details such as proper maintenance, a plan for depletion, salvage value, etc.
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 03:47 AM (PlzOe)
Borrowing with interest is the very definition of the current against the future. Anticipated revenues and costs are merely icing on the cake.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 11:54 PM (T1005)
the problem is that will is mismatched -- those that are flexing their will in an open way are not being matched by a flexing of will by those that they intend to harm.
for example, suppose that at the moment zimmerman became a marked man solely for political purposes every federal courthouse and justice dept office building was surrounded by ordinary citizens for one day -- a very clear message about who really has will would be sent -- and things would quickly change.
you can rest assured that no written contract will be valid as long as meek acceptance is the order of the day -- no matter how well that contract is drafted. without enforcement it is moot.
Posted by: jc at July 18, 2013 11:54 PM (PlzOe)
stockpile food and ammo ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at July 19, 2013 03:53 AM (Wk9TK)
That's it in a nutshell. You have a generation that didn't save squat, that's been promised the stars and the moon from folks in the future, half of which haven't even been born...
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2013 11:58 PM (T1005)
the problem is that will is mismatched -- those that are flexing their will in an open way are not being matched by a flexing of will by those that they intend to harm.
for example, suppose that at the moment zimmerman became a marked man solely for political purposes every federal courthouse and justice dept office building was surrounded by ordinary citizens for one day -- a very clear message about who really has will would be sent -- and things would quickly change.
you can rest assured that no written contract will be valid as long as meek acceptance is the order of the day -- no matter how well that contract is drafted. without enforcement it is moot.
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 03:54 AM (PlzOe)
Good thought. See "boiling frog" story.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 12:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 03:54 AM (T1005)
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change it from money to time ---
suppose I have 1000 people picking a harvest at 3 bushels per person day.
suppose I borrow 6000 person days, and build a harvester with a 20 year life that picks the harvest at 2000 bushels per day.
do the math, in the end, unless the rates are outrageously usurious the borrowing generates more wealth, not less, even with the cost of interest.
now conversely, suppose I borrow that wealth and use it to pay welfare benefits. now, I am not only out the money, I am also out the compounding interest -- a loser with leverage -- the worst of all worlds.
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 12:01 AM (PlzOe)
The other hidden assumption: "No one really knows what happened that night."
It means Zimmerman's lying, despite the fact there is no proof of this.
Posted by: SGT. York at July 19, 2013 12:07 AM (GY+dx)
The other hidden assumption: "No one really knows what happened that night."
It means Zimmerman's lying, despite the fact there is no proof of this.
Posted by: SGT. York at July 19, 2013 04:07 AM (GY+dx)
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I must be missing your point. You are not saying we should take everyone at their word when we find them holding a smoking gun and standing over a corpse are you?
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 12:26 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: David (NOT DAve!), infamous sockpuppet at July 19, 2013 12:35 AM (w6ylO)
Posted by: David (NOT DAve!), infamous sockpuppet at July 19, 2013 12:45 AM (w6ylO)
Posted by: David (NOT DAve!), infamous sockpuppet at July 19, 2013 04:35 AM (w6ylO)
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I wasn't there and I didn't see it so reasonable doubt goes to the person who tells the tale. But, that does not mean that people should not be skeptical of tales told by somebody who just killed someone.
you might also note that the evidence also lines up that he grabbed trayvon by the hoodie with a plan to hold him long enough for the cops to arrive.
Why? Because there was witness testimony to hearing trayvon tell him to "get off" twice before any violence actually started. -- and no matter what I may think about that witness -- that was her testimony.
So, I am not going to be shocked by the concept that some people might assume that a person might lie to to save his own ass in a situation like that one. And that is all I was trying to say.
Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 12:47 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: reality man at July 19, 2013 02:51 AM (L2x1w)
Posted by: Bud Norton at July 19, 2013 05:05 AM (6cOMd)
Why is it when someone wants to make an historical analogy its mostly based on ignorance and cliches? The term Puritan is used incorrectly. The Puritans of the 16th, 17th, and 18th always unfairly get the reputation of 19th century Christian Pietists, who were mostly products of the Anabapists and the Methodists. As a movement, the Puritans were not as rigid, self-rightous, or legalistic as 19th century Pietists or anyone in the PC movement.
Posted by: Wendy at July 19, 2013 05:56 AM (KydDZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2013 06:16 AM (BDU/a)
Posted by: Links at July 19, 2013 06:27 AM (RgIRJ)
Shorter and Pithier, it's PJ O'Rourke so, of course it would be:
"The modern liberal has more fears than a medieval peasant."
Posted by: Ronzoni at July 19, 2013 07:11 AM (obFnR)
Of course, if you have a cat that loves to gnaw on the roll, all bets are off.
Posted by: Smokey Behr at July 19, 2013 07:31 AM (QyeW7)
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