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July 25, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (7-25-2013) – Not even tweeting it in edition
— Maetenloch

462 Boy, cob-logging is hard work. You have to do "as well as" the host, come up with stuff in line with the overall blog atmosphere, write a funny write-up, create funny graphics (if the chance is there) and then hope people don't notice how inferior you are at all those things.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2013 12:25 AM (xjpRj)
Meh, they could put up a picture of a fat man, a soda can and a chunk of liver. We would find something to talk about.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 25, 2013 12:27 AM (XIxXP)

Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:46 PM | Comments (1048)
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1 Throwdown at the HQ!!!

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at July 25, 2013 05:47 PM (qwLsa)

2 Uh... low carb is great, I've lost 20 pounds?

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 05:48 PM (7/PU+)

3 Yum , liver and onions...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 25, 2013 05:48 PM (9+ccr)

4 Hahaha, worst ONT ever!!!!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 05:48 PM (doBIb)

5 Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 05:48 PM (HVff2)

6 De lurking to express my OMGzzzzz!!!

Posted by: Geckoproof at July 25, 2013 05:48 PM (Wd1Zo)

7 My eyes!

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (8rBjN)

8 This is going to make refreshing the comments...a bit queasy-making, though, perhaps.

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (qwLsa)

9 Too Funny.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (4Mv1T)

10 Oh, Jeez. The guy is too much. Let's talk about mayo.

Posted by: RS at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (YAGV/)

11 3 Yum , liver and onions... Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 25, 2013 09:48 PM (9+ccr) Had it today for dinner

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (RLdcX)

12 Bet there's a lotta fumundacheese in those folds.

Posted by: tdpwells at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (01otU)

13 Well Maet was challenged and he said bring it on OSP, so here we go

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 05:49 PM (HVff2)

14 You know... I honestly feel sorry for anyone that fat (or many degrees less fat) because there is most certainly something else going on. It doesn't change that fact, though, that to get that fat you need HELPERS. Which I suppose is also part of the sad part of it.

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (7/PU+)

15 Hahaha, worst ONT ever!!!! Posted by: EC
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I LOLed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)

16 That fat guy is freaking me out. But I want to take him to the beach so there is always a high tide for body surfing.

Posted by: Picric at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (itTRk)

17 Another Maetenloch kick ass ONT. Nice work. Congratulations, Beckoning Chasm and OSP for getting your comments on ONT post.

Posted by: L, elle at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (0PiQ4)

18 See, it's fat guys like that who make me feel less like a fat guy. If that makes any sense. Also, liver sucks and even if I knew what a pocari is I wouldn't drink its sweat, so that's that.

Posted by: joncelli at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (5zY4+)

19 Is that a human liver?

Posted by: logprof at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (3VBXw)

20 Also de-lurking to express my awe, -if that's what you call it. Can't unsee, can't unsee.

Posted by: Firewolfed at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (01iww)

21 He has pointy elbows.

Posted by: AoSHQ Moronette at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (19AvL)

22 LOL. Awesome job Maet.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 05:50 PM (8FeS+)

23 Well Maet was challenged and he said bring it on OSP, so here we go Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian
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Sent you an email just a little bit ago.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

24 Is.... Good lord. Is that his testicle in the middle there? Oh. Just leg fat. Thank God.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (85x54)

25 I didn't know Caustic like Pocari Sweat.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (p+XhY)

26 Ok, so that pic was to get me out of the house for a walk, right? damn!

Posted by: yip at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (/jHWN)

27 Now what the name of the girl in the first photo?

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (Pr6hk)

28 He's not fat. He has big bones.

Posted by: eman at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (CE55J)

29 Holy Fucking Shit. Thanks for the fattie pic.

Jeebus. *shoots self through mouth*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (lVPtV)

30 I look forward to Maet's ONT. This just fucked my day.

Posted by: Valiant at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (aFxlY)

31 Yay! That was easy to read....not to look at but read.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 05:51 PM (X6akg)

32 Wow, fat guys bring out the lurkers!!!!!!

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (RLdcX)

33 Wow. Lazier than an Mid-afternoon Ewok Open-Thread.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)

34 Video captured of a cob-logger meeting:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_qShAZg2Zw

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (BQ10H)

35 I have never been able to figure out why Japan calls this brand of soda "Pocari Sweat." I mean... Sweat? Eww. And is this ONT like the Wal-Mart challenge? Question - how does that fat guy find his dick? How, in fact, do we know it's a GUY?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (CA2NO)

36 Thanks TR,

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (HVff2)

37 I normally don't listen to Michael Savage. Did anyone else hear the cryptic statement he made a few minutes ago before his commercial break? He'd been talking to one of the Seal Team 6 parents, then said he didn't know how to put this without sounding the alarm bell or something like that . . . but he was going to have to disappear for a few days.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (Ks0w4)

38 Between the pictures of the body in this thread and the face in the thread below, I think I'll fast this weekend.

Posted by: Vendette at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (K+I6z)

39 Howzit goin', sugartits?

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (MMC8r)

40 Hey. I sent her that picture, she said she would not share.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (K8169)

41 Best ONT ever...well by the pound.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 25, 2013 05:52 PM (/7gW+)

42 That my brotha from anotha motha.

Posted by: Dee Dee at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (Aif/5)

Damn. More projectile vomiting. ONT FTW.

Posted by: Peter Steele at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (6rcHp)

44 Throw flower on him and look for the wet spot!

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (p+XhY)

He's not fat.

He has big bones.

The bone in his a$$ must be huge!

Posted by: Stan at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (qkZxk)

46 I love liver.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (/7gW+)

47 OK, got a quick question. Wife and I have been sleeping on the same bed since we got married. For some reason, it now has a profound depression in the middle, like someone has been pounding into it over and over for a long period of time. Weird for a bed to fail like that. Anyhow, we are considering replacements, and I was wondering if anyone had any opinions on the Sleep Number beds? They're kinda pricey, but seemed comfortable in the 45 or so minutes we spent in the store, and with a 25 year warrenty they aren't much on a per year basis. Worth the money, or glorified air mattress? Also, anyone know if you can dicker with them on the price? As I said, pricey, so I wonder if they leave room for salesmen to make deals?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (aH+zP)

48 28 He's not fat. He has big bones. Posted by: eman at July 25, 2013 09:51 PM (CE55J) 512 in fact.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (8FeS+)

49 This thread needs some fava beans and a fine chianti .

Posted by: tmitsss at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (Pa9vP)

50 Mag. Fucking. Nificent!

Posted by: Andy at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (li+aS)

51 Great ONT, but not enough mayonnaise enemas.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (CA2NO)

52 Well, this thread boosts my self-esteem.

Posted by: Steve Cohen (D, TN) at July 25, 2013 05:53 PM (3VBXw)

53 Second look at Tara Reid?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (KCvsd)

When Huma isn't enabling El Creepo Danger, she bakes chocolate-chip cookies for Slim and slips Filner some tongue. Probably keeps Billy Jeff offa Cankles, too.

Is there anything she can't do?

Posted by: Extra Testicles at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (BTguA)

55 The first picture is the subject; the second is one of the things that got him there; and the third is one of the organs that's about to fail and kill him! Genius!

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (e6bSv)

56 35 Question - how does that fat guy find his dick? How, in fact, do we know it's a GUY? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 09:52 PM (CA2NO) With women it's bags and bags of flour not sure about guys.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (HVff2)

57 That's Barack Obama's choice for Ambassador to the starving people of Ethiopia.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (FcR7P)

58 We Have Met the EnemyÂ… Â…and he is us. The modern Progressive movement, before them the Jacobins of the French Revolution, and through communism and fascism, have all fundamentally been collectivist ideologies that put for that the volontÃ© gÃ©nÃ©rale of the hoi polloi that is revealed by the select elite. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2785

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (Vk2pI)

59 35 I have never been able to figure out why Japan calls this brand of soda "Pocari Sweat." I mean... Sweat? Eww.

It's intended as a Gatorade-type of "drink when you sweat" thing, but the nuances were lost in translation.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (OevbG)

60 Best ONT evah, Maet!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (pxDth)

61 Speaking of Ambassador Kennedy and Japan, our son said he once once tried some viper sake. It's only sold on Okinawa, and yes, there's a poisonous viper in the bottle.

He said his spine tingled in not a good way, and the "buzz" wasn't very pleasant.

He doesn't even want to drink regular sake now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (lVPtV)

62 Oh, swell, somebody who looks worse than me naked . . . Thanks, Maet! Never gonna un-see that.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

63 Fortunately the Internet keeps the brain bleach handy: http://preview.tinyurl.com/knkyzq4

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 25, 2013 05:55 PM (8rBjN)

64 For some reason, it now has a profound depression in the middle, like someone has been pounding into it over and over for a long period of time.
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Dude.

You realize what you have done? On an ONT no less.

Read that again.

And for gosh sakes be careful what you say. Your lovely wife frequents this establishment.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 05:55 PM (4Mv1T)

65 BTW, we're on the phone with Charles C. W. Cooke right now recording the podcast. Serious You Guys, you're gonna love it.

Posted by: Andy at July 25, 2013 05:55 PM (li+aS)

66 Does he spend more money on food, or waxing? Or did his fat just outgrow his hair?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 25, 2013 05:55 PM (p+XhY)

67 I hope to god that's not Bruce Willis's noggin stuck between that guy legs.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 25, 2013 05:55 PM (mETGQ)

68 So it will be my 12th anniversary this weekend. According to the intarwebz, the 12th is pearl jewelry. Hahaha! Oh man, this will be the best anniversary yet!!!!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 05:56 PM (doBIb)

69 wow, this might be the first time i checked out ALL the "content" before commenting. nice work, maet!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

70 51 Great ONT, but not enough mayonnaise enemas.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 09:53 PM (CA2NO)

I JUST got that outta my mind from this morning......thanks.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 05:56 PM (X6akg)

What do you get when you cross a fat guy with liver.

Fliver...I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 25, 2013 05:56 PM (/7gW+)

18 See, it's fat guys like that who make me feel less like a fat guy. If that makes any sense. Also, liver sucks and even if I knew what a pocari is I wouldn't drink its sweat, so that's that.

Posted by: joncelli at July 25, 2013 09:50 PM (5zY4+)

*****

As we say at the Muldoon household. If you want to feel young, thin and smart, hang out with old, fat, stupid people.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 05:56 PM (pxDth)

73
Best ONT Ever!

wait, is that his testicle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (4+FWp)

74 Clearly they photoshopped the video game controller out of his hands.

Posted by: Shoot Me at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (qiXMt)

75 "Second look at Tara Reid?" Nah, her forehead still has more folds than this guy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (p+XhY)

76 pocari is not carbonated. hence, it is not "soda"

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (zZJJp)

77
I JUST got that outta my mind from this morning......thanks.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2013 09:56 PM (X6akg)

Same here. *evil eye*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (lVPtV)

78 68 So it will be my 12th anniversary this weekend. According to the intarwebz, the 12th is pearl jewelry. Hahaha! Oh man, this will be the best anniversary yet!!!! Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 09:56 PM (doBIb) Congrats! And Congrats!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (GEICT)

79 Well, people are talking. Hmm. Is that a human liver? Anyone got any fava beans?

Posted by: Cato at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (KJnit)

80 hahaha...horrified at the fat guy, but 4 gold stars for Maet on the Challenge!

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (ga+7c)

81 He's not fat. He has big bones. Posted by: eman at July 25, 2013 09:51 PM (CE55J) Big bones? Big bones????? Dinosaurs have big bones. He's fat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 05:57 PM (POst9)

82 Is that that blogger guy that's in the kimberlin camp fucking with Worthing and crew? What's his name?

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (W0Ouk)

83 My wife works for a surgical practice. She says the bariatric part of the practice is exploding. Literally. I have seen the wheelchairs.

Pontiac Widetrack.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (4Mv1T)

84 74 Clearly they photoshopped the video game controller out of his hands.

Posted by: Shoot Me at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (qiXMt)

Or his laptop with Ace of Spades comment section up.

*runs*

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (X6akg)

85 Dogs love sleep number beds. Big fucking whoopie cushion

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (HVff2)

86 Weird for a bed to fail like that. Beds are flat?

Posted by: The Fat Guy at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (FcR7P)

87 one thing about fat people, they do not show wrinkles. i've semi-seriously considered gaining 100 pounds to see if it makes me look younger. course, then you have all those fuckin' chubby-chasers to deal with. ugh, can't win.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

how does he pee and poo?

is he sitting on a doggie piddle pad?

wha??

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

89 70 51 Great ONT, but not enough mayonnaise enemas. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 09:53 PM (CA2NO) -------------------- I JUST got that outta my mind from this morning......thanks. Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2013 09:56 PM (X6akg) I don't know what I missed, but I'm pretty damn glad I missed it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

90 I hear you guys needed some help with a ginger who won't shut up about enemas?

Posted by: Fat Guy Sized Spider at July 25, 2013 05:58 PM (OevbG)

91 Think of how many cannibalistic, sexually confused psychopaths that guy could provide skin suits for.

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

92 Schmalfeld or something.......it'll come to me.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (W0Ouk)

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 09:56 PM (doBIb)

Congratulations.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (ga+7c)

Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2013 09:53 PM (aH+zP)

*****

Is your mailman a heavyset fellow?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (pxDth)

Does he spend more money on food, or waxing?

Or did his fat just outgrow his hair?

IIRC, the fat guy's a Brit who has since lost all that weight and needs massive plastic surgery for the tons of leftover skin.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (qkZxk)

Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2013 09:53 PM (aH+zP)

I know a great mattress-- it's called the Sealy Quit Bragging

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (e6bSv)

97 That guy needs a mayonnaise enema. And a 'Tab.'

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

98 I don't see why we need yet another picture of Filner.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (UvR6d)

99 Why are you complaining about the fliver? You don't hear me complaining about the loobster.

Posted by: norm at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (BQ10H)

100 Wierddave: I have a sleep number bed, but I dislike it. It feels cheap, it seems to want to resist staying together, after eight years or so with it I'd have to say: glorified air mattress sums it up.

I'm going to get a small twin bed to replace it with when I get ahead.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (pczqx)

101 83 My wife works for a surgical practice. She says the bariatric part of the practice is exploding. Literally. I have seen the wheelchairs. I got to see several at ECU from inside the OR. Pretty amazing what they can do laparoscopically.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 05:59 PM (doBIb)

102 peaking of Ambassador Kennedy and Japan, our son said he once once tried some viper sake. It's only sold on Okinawa, and yes, there's a poisonous viper in the bottle.

He said his spine tingled in not a good way, and the "buzz" wasn't very pleasant.

He doesn't even want to drink regular sake now.
Ditto here.
My son brought some Habu back (smuggled in his gear because its Against the LAW) from Oki.
Took him an hour to unfuck the snake because it got all tangled up in the bottle.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2013 06:00 PM (qyoyx)

103 Aybody ever seen the part of Jackass when Steve-o drained the fat boys sauna suit and drank it?

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:00 PM (8FeS+)

104 Clearly they photoshopped the ~~video game controller~~ side of beef an gallon of ice cream out of his hands.

Posted by: Shoot Me at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (qiXMt)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 06:00 PM (W0Ouk)

105 Actually, I'm kinda speechless..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

106 BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (doBIb)

107

Nice one Maet.

For the record, I for one, appreciate all cobs do for the site.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (lxc0s)

108 Is that one nut hanging out in the middle there?

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (W0Ouk)

109 Anyhow, we are considering replacements, and I was wondering if anyone had any opinions on the Sleep Number beds? They're kinda pricey, but seemed comfortable in the 45 or so minutes we spent in the store, and with a 25 year warrenty they aren't much on a per year basis. Worth the money, or glorified air mattress? Also, anyone know if you can dicker with them on the price? As I said, pricey, so I wonder if they leave room for salesmen to make deals?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2013 09:53 PM (aH+zP)

Check out Tempurpedic. They're a bit pricey too but from what I hear worth it. I cheaped out and just got one of their bed toppers....love it.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (X6akg)

110 Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (mZzt2)

111 He's fat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (POst9)

grotesquely obese

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (ga+7c)

112 very thick--almost suffocating, the irony is

like Oscar Wilde on the rag

Posted by: Glen the f*g whose sh*t's all retarded at July 25, 2013 06:01 PM (omBWL)

113 Congratulations EC. 12 years.

We'll look forward with anticipation to whatever Kodak indiscretions get accidentally posted here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)

114 Do not start with this fat guy sized spider crap.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (n5mZ4)

115 Is that a human liver? Posted by: logprof at July 25, 2013 09:50 PM (3VBXw) Pass the chianti...

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (Vk2pI)

116 3 things we now know.

That guy is really really fat.
Japanese have weird soda fetishes.
And most importantly what our livers could look like if we didn't read the ONT.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (qo244)

117 I don't know what I missed, but I'm pretty damn glad I missed it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT) Look at this only if you really, really, really want to know: http://tinyurl.com/kqmvvht

Posted by: Vendette, so proud of the city of my birth at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (K+I6z)

118 If someone you know eats to the point where they can't get up, do them a favor and don't bring them any food until they get up to get it themselves. This kind of gross obesity requires an enabler to achieve.

Posted by: Cato at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (KJnit)

119 I missed mayonnaise enemas? Man, I'm never around for the good stuff. I take that back. I did get to see a Ron Jeremy autographed breasticle here (thanks EC), so there was that

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (p+XhY)

120 90 I hear you guys needed some help with a ginger who won't shut up about enemas? Posted by: Fat Guy Sized Spider at July 25, 2013 09:58 PM (OevbG) Please oh please oh please!!!!

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (8FeS+)

121 I think that large gentleman is rocking a thong? Amirite?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (pxDth)

122 Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at July 25, 2013 10:01 PM (mZzt2)

I know, he totally left that part off. Who knows if it's even the real Maet or just fat Trudy at the NSA hacking the blog and posting naked pics of herself?

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

123 Holy Fucking Shit. Thanks for the fattie pic.

Jeebus. *shoots self through mouth*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 09:51 PM (lVPtV)

Hopefully it's a "Fight Club" shot through the mouth.

I'd miss your witty repartee..

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (W0Ouk)

124 The fat guy is terrifying because I bought the same brand and size of boxers as always at the evil Wal-Mart and this last time I got something that would only fit someone with his generous booty issuing from every quadrant.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 06:02 PM (kxSZr)

125 It's intended as a Gatorade-type of "drink when you sweat" thing, but the nuances were lost in translation. Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2013 09:54 PM (OevbG) OHHHHHH. Now I get it! The Japanese be crazy. I JUST got that outta my mind from this morning......thanks. Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2013 09:56 PM (X6akg) As the Japanese would say, gomen ne. *shame faced*

ops:

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (CA2NO)

126 to be fair, the ultra large man has very nice skin tone.

and no weird tan lines.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (nqBYe)

127 117 I don't know what I missed, but I'm pretty damn glad I missed it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT)

Look at this only if you really, really, really want to know:

http://tinyurl.com/kqmvvht

Posted by: Vendette, so proud of the city of my birth at July 25, 2013 10:02 PM (K+I6z)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BC! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (X6akg)

128 Go with the original, Booty Sweat.

Posted by: Alpa Chino at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (1mtV3)

129 102 peaking of Ambassador Kennedy and Japan, our son said he once once tried some viper sake. It's only sold on Okinawa, and yes, there's a poisonous viper in the bottle.

He said his spine tingled in not a good way, and the "buzz" wasn't very pleasant.

He doesn't even want to drink regular sake now.
Ditto here.
My son brought some Habu back (smuggled in his gear because its Against the LAW) from Oki.
Took him an hour to unfuck the snake because it got all tangled up in the bottle.

JEEBUS. I would have freaked. Our son brought us a beautiful porcelain sake set for our 25th anniversary. I would have lost it if he'd given us the sake with the viper in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (lVPtV)

130 >>It doesn't change that fact, though, that to get that fat you need HELPERS. Exactly! EBT, section 8, SNAP,.... Go get a job humping roofing supplies up a ladder all day and these people will shed the weight pretty quick.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (zZJJp)

131

sweep the leg, sweep the.....

forget it

not possible

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

132 37 I normally don't listen to Michael Savage. Did anyone elsehear the cryptic statement he made a few minutes ago before his commercial break?He'd been talking to oneof the Seal Team 6 parents, then said he didn't know how to put this without sounding the alarm bell or something like that . . . but he was going to have to disappear for a few days. Posted by: Marybeth at July 25, 2013 09:52 PM (Ks0w4) Missed it but caught the part with the father.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (8FeS+)

133 Look at this only if you really, really, really want to know: Don't. Do. It.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (POst9)

134 @109 we've got a temperpedic. Outstanding.

Posted by: RS at July 25, 2013 06:03 PM (YAGV/)

135 I hear you guys needed some help with a ginger who won't shut up about enemas?
Posted by: Fat Guy Sized Spider
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(ahem)

Posted by: Helmans at July 25, 2013 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

136 Bring me the head of OSP! /curls up into fetal position

Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not nuking the Colonies this week at July 25, 2013 06:04 PM (m9V0o)

137 I hear you guys needed some help with a ginger who won't shut up about enemas? Posted by: Fat Guy Sized Spider at July 25, 2013 09:58 PM (OevbG) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:04 PM (CA2NO)

138 Shot through the mouth/ And you're to blame/ You give the ONT/ The weight gain

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 06:04 PM (e6bSv)

139 Excuse me but would you happen to have some sulfuric acid and an eyedropper I could borrow?

Posted by: Oldcrow at July 25, 2013 06:04 PM (rVxeu)

140

*looks down*

Yes! I can still see my wang! I shall celebrate with some Blue Bell ice cream and a pint of Valu-rite.

Posted by: Moderately Overweight Guy at July 25, 2013 06:05 PM (6rcHp)

141 @Jane Doh:

I've had Habu Sake numerous times a Snack Judy in the Honch in Yokosuka. Nasty stuff but it didn't put me off the regular sake.

Maybe I'm just a drunk.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 25, 2013 06:05 PM (a4R8M)

142 That is a fantastic visual progression, almost poetic. It's an epic story looking for a proper ending.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2013 06:05 PM (bWoh5)

143

My wife works for a surgical practice. She says the bariatric part of the practice is exploding. Literally. I have seen the wheelchairs.

I have some investor friends who want to get in on this new drug. They're hoping for the IPO in early 2014.

http://bloom.bg/1dYMReL

Posted by: RushBabe at July 25, 2013 06:05 PM (qkZxk)

144 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BC! NOOOOOOOOOO! Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2013 10:03 PM (X6akg) Too late.

I only read the first couple lines. That was plenty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

145

Posted by: Vendette, so proud of the city of my birth at July 25, 2013 10:02 PM (K+I6z)

BC. DON'T. Vendette should get at least an hour in the barrel for that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (ga+7c)

146

Okay....

#1. This ONT is fucking hilarious!

#2. To those of you who offered encouragement and helped head off the mayhem meltdown a few nights ago... Thank you.

#3. The boy spawn has officially enlisted in the U.S. Army. He chose NOT to go airborne ranger. Instead he will be training as a Cavalry Scout. I will be taking up drinking as a hobby, but I can handle it. On the bright side, he gets a cool hat.

Posted by: madamemayhem at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (S2RnE)

147 damn it.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (ga+7c)

148 Is it weird that I'm listening to Slayer's Dead Skin Mask right now?

Posted by: Moderately Overweight Guy at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (6rcHp)

149 A little over the top, but not by much: Why Boehner is the domestic Chamberlain of our times--because "hateful and ignorant comments" on immigration come all the time--from the Left. But don't worry--giving over today's Sudetenland will appease the Left once and for all. They won't ask for another thing after that. Promise.

Posted by: T. at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (CPE6F)

150 I like the paper towel rigging on the TV tray.

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (r98SZ)

151 I only read the first couple lines. That was plenty.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT)

I read the title and saw the two in the pic for the video. I rebooted my computer.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (W0Ouk)

152 I'm pretty sure that liver looks better than mine does...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 06:06 PM (aDwsi)

153 Instead he will be training as a Cavalry Scout. Wasn't Bannion a CavScout?

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (doBIb)

154 Think of how many cannibalistic, sexually confused psychopaths that guy could provide skin suits for the Middle Class

FTFY

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (IDypm)

155 I was
wondering if anyone had any opinions on the Sleep Number beds? They're
kinda pricey, but seemed comfortable in the 45 or so minutes we spent in
the store,>>

My Mother loved it and my dad hates it. Mom was a smallish woman with a good back. Father is a big guy (both girth and height) with a bad back. Not sure if that helps but is the only kinda data point I can give.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (qo244)

156 Think of how many cannibalistic, sexually confused psychopaths that guy could provide skin suits for. Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 09:59 PM (MMC8r) Needs more moisturizer...

Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (Vk2pI)

157 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 10:04 PM (CA2NO) MWR, this is for informational purposes so you can plan your October movie-watching accordingly: http://tinyurl.com/mdfr8qy

Posted by: Vendette at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (K+I6z)

158 141 @Jane Doh:

I've had Habu Sake numerous times a Snack Judy in the Honch in Yokosuka. Nasty stuff but it didn't put me off the regular sake.

Maybe I'm just a drunk.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 25, 2013 10:05 PM (a4R8M)

Well, that's nice to know. I don't want to drink anything with a viper in it. I have been known, in earlier times, to drink tequila and bite and eat the worm. And I thoroughly denounce myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (lVPtV)

159 Didn't read the comments, so in case nobody else has said it: "Thanks a whole f**kin' lot, OSP!"

Now to find the mind bleach.

Posted by: another fapping moron at July 25, 2013 06:07 PM (EV3Uf)

160 holy shit, that dude is fast
but thanks for the self-esteem boost there Maet, at least I'm not *that* fat

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (kM1Ox)

161 Glad to hear the fellow lost all that weight. Hope the surgery for removing excess skin goes well for him. Hope whoever fed him before has left the house.

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (7/PU+)

162 Congrats EC, many more I hope

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (HVff2)

163 He's only got one ball, but it's a helluva ball.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (wAQA5)

164 64 For some reason, it now has a profound depression in the middle, like someone has been pounding into it over and over for a long period of time. ------------------------------------------------------- Dude. You realize what you have done? On an ONT no less. Read that again. And for gosh sakes be careful what you say. Your lovely wife frequents this establishment. ------- Said depression is in the shape of my ass.

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (aH+zP)

165 Okay....

#2. To those of you who offered encouragement and helped head off the mayhem meltdown a few nights ago... Thank you.

Posted by: madamemayhem at July 25, 2013 10:06 PM (S2RnE)

titpix or it didn't happen.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (W0Ouk)

166 Wasn't Bannion a CavScout? 1st Squadron, 4th United States Cavalry. Prepared and Loyal, Sir.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (M4M4L)

167 18 See, it's fat guys like that who make me feel less like a fat guy. If that makes any sense. Also, liver sucks and even if I knew what a pocari is I wouldn't drink its sweat, so that's that.
Posted by: joncelli at July 25, 2013 09:50 PM (5zY4+)

Want to feel absolutely svelte? Tool around any military commissary on a payday weekend...there always seems to be at least one big (I mean really BIG, not fat but amazon-quality LARGE) gal pushing a shopping cart with at least one baby in it. She is almost always closely followed by a very short, very skinny, and very meek lance corporal who obviously adores her. I used to look for this couple and try to stay fairly close to them. Made me feel positively petite.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (eGr8Z)

168 I will be taking up drinking as a hobby, but I can handle it.

If you need any pointers, madamemayhem, I think I speak for the group when I say that we're here for you.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

169 I will be taking up drinking as a hobby, but I can handle it. On the bright side, he gets a cool hat.
----------------------------------

Congratulations!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 06:08 PM (4Mv1T)

170 er, fat

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (kM1Ox)

171 So I was reading some article on Yahoo the other day as to whether men or women lose their libido first as they age. The article was stupid and the comments were stupider. But one thing I noticed is the constant complaint that "my wife/husband/etc" let him/herself go. Now sometimes stuff happens - there are some medicines, conditions, etc that can make it impossible to stay in shape, but I see plenty of this nowadays where one person in a couple changes significantly for the worse physically and/or emotionally once they've "caught" their significant other. I wonder is this a relatively new phenomenon? It seems strongly correlated with the feminist imperative of "piss off men" and the "masculinist" response.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (zPVBH)

172 'airborne' and 'ranger' ain't the same thing. You can be one, or the other, or eventually both, but they ain't the same thing

Posted by: Demetri from Detroit at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (omBWL)

173 The modern Progressive movement, before them the Jacobins of the French Revolution, and through communism and fascism, have all fundamentally been collectivist ideologies that put for that the volontÃ© gÃ©nÃ©rale of the hoi polloi that is revealed by the select elite. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2785 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 09:54 PM (Vk2pI) Just finished reading that, as well as "Winning the Narrative." Tried to post a comment, but it got eaten by your security. It's HARD to post on your blog.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (bb5+k)

174 Are all you people actually real or have you some how penetrated our MENSA security shield?

Posted by: captha freak at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (zOwzY)

175

Congratulations! I'm sure you'll love the second daughter-in-law he brings home. The third for sure!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (lr3d7)

176 Just read that the royal baby has been named 'George' - is that after Zimmerman?

Posted by: NO_LIMIT_BAMA at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (+Ps3k)

177 how does he pee and poo? is he sitting on a doggie piddle pad? wha?? Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 09:58 PM (zOTsN) Their are devices available for the morbidly obese to aid in such matters.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (mETGQ)

178

The RNC?

Posted by: JB1000 at July 25, 2013 10:07 PM (SL8Cp)

*****

Eggzactly!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:09 PM (pxDth)

179 That *guy* is totally sitting (not a typo) on one of those dog training pads. It's basically a rectangular, flattened out diaper (w/ the absorbent material and plastic underside to prevent seepage) that lays flat. It's used to train a dog to pee in a certain spot.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 25, 2013 06:10 PM (XvrTA)

180 We have a 'sleep number' bed. My wife loves it. I generally don't, unless I have everything tuned right and get myself into exactly the right position to keep it from twisting me up into a pretzel by morning.

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

181 So, BCPD arrested a suspect in the murder that took place around the block from Castle VIA. I had a chance to read the charging documents today, and it clearly indicates the ability to go back and gather either GPS, or phone company tracking records without accessing the actual phone.

Someone is keeping cell phone records, and when ordered to, are able to produce specific cell phone location, and movement in relation to time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2013 06:10 PM (NyTSp)

182 Said depression is in the shape of my ass. Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (aH+zP) LOL Gingy! You should weirddave now. Haha!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:10 PM (doBIb)

183 We have a Brit friend I want to smack the fuck out of. I made a comment about where's my husband, I want to kiss him, and silly Brit lifts up my top and says, "Yes, your panties are in a wad."

British "humor" is the worst.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:10 PM (lVPtV)

184

I wonder is this a relatively new phenomenon? It seems strongly correlated with the feminist imperative of "piss off men" and the "masculinist" response.

I'd imagine that it's always been around in some form or another. The main difference is that for most of history, people a) didn't live long enough for it to matter, and b) Were often beset by starvation and parasites which left them skinny, but certainly not healthy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (lr3d7)

185 It ain't me

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (MnSla)

186 As for mattresses, me and the missus bought a standard mattress some years ago and it has done wonders for us both. I haven't had back troubles for a very long time. It was, I think, a Denver Mattress, called Doctor's Choice or something like that. Great mattress, and not expensive. We've slept in some Select Comfort and Tempurpedic mattresses at hotels and don't see a big difference.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (6rcHp)

187 "46 I love liver." Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' A long time ago I was taken to this Italian restaurant that had a pasta with red sauce and chicken livers. I know it sounds gross to most people, but it was so good I just drooled thinking about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (k2GaM)

188 Ok, I thought the mayo enema story was pretty funny. I especially liked the person that thought three mayo enemas was just being gratuitous. One and two were what, art?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (p+XhY)

189 Beds! We were given an old-school water bed. Cali-King size. Remember those? It's comfy if you're alone because it sort of deforms to hold you in a snuggly hug. But snuggling with an actual person is like rolling into a hole and if you want to do more than snuggle it's like fighting a Cali-King sized entropy field (or galactic amoebae). Why did we think those monstrosities were sexy when we were young?

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (7/PU+)

190 Their are devices available for the morbidly obese to aid in such matters.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 25, 2013 10:09 PM (mETGQ)

No doubt entirely paid for by other people's tax dollars (like yours and mine). Fuck. They can't work, how can they even BUY that much food?? I've always been mystified by this.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

191 oh god, i loved those cow tongue sandwiches grandma would make when i was 5-6

Posted by: sammich at July 25, 2013 06:11 PM (V+Pei)

192 that guy probably voted for Ovomit - seven times, and it was legit.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (XvrTA)

193 Said depression is in the shape of my ass. Before we get a new bed I'm going to make a mold and have champaign glasses made.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (aH+zP)

194 I only read the first couple lines. That was plenty. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT) It's not THAT bad really. It's disgusting and makes you want to punch a baby panda in the face because of what it says about the state of Western culture, but it's more hysterical than anything. At least to me. But... I'm kind of odd. >_>

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (CA2NO)

195 airborne' and 'ranger' ain't the same thing. You can be one, or the other, or eventually both, but they ain't the same thing Thank you. Exactly. I went to Ranger School as a leg in 1986. It sucked royally. When everyone else got to jump in to Desert Phase, me and another leg got to walk. 30 miles.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (M4M4L)

196 I believe the philosophy of fat man, soda can, and liver can most easily be expressed by Vlad the Impaler. Impale it.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (fsLdt)

197 >>>126 to be fair, the ultra large man has very nice skin tone.
and no weird tan lines<<
.
And no body hair. Wonder if he waxes.

Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (c8xU9)

198 Instead he will be training as a Cavalry Scout.
------------

Well, hope for the best, but things in the service are often malleable. Ask any vet here..., where you end up, and what you end up doing, may not be what you had in mind, sometimes for the best, sometimes not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

199 Challenge Accepted.

Posted by: San Francisco Scrotal Inflation Guy at July 25, 2013 06:12 PM (mETGQ)

200 OSP and Maet? I hate you *both* so very much right now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (4EVr+)

201

@180. So, that means that at any given Walmart, maybe a third of those doggie pads are for something other than dogs?

Projectile vomiting again.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (6rcHp)

202

Posted by: Demetri from Detroit at July 25, 2013 10:09 PM (omBWL)

You have to be Airborne qualified to go to Ranger school.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (ga+7c)

203 We bought a mattress a couple of months ago. A Serta Pillow-Top.

Love, love, love it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (lVPtV)

204 I've always been mystified by this.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 10:11 PM (8lmkt)

you can't get that fat without dedicated enablers

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (zOTsN)

205 WeirdDave, I've had the Select Comfort Dual Chamber for about 10 years. Love it. Even when we had a problem they replaced the baffles at no cost. I'd buy it again.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (65dQq)

206 "Meh, they could put up a picture of a fat man, a soda can and a chunk of liver. We would find something to talk about..." For the Middle Class!

Posted by: Furthering the Meme at July 25, 2013 06:13 PM (KiyII)

207 MWR, this is for informational purposes so you can plan your October movie-watching accordingly: http://tinyurl.com/mdfr8qy Posted by: Vendette at July 25, 2013 10:07 PM (K+I6z) *SHUDDER* I may have to go see that for my b-day. Try to face and overcome my fears. ... No, nevermind, uh-uh.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (CA2NO)

208 She is almost always closely followed by a very short, very skinny, and very meek lance corporal who obviously adores her. I used to look for this couple and try to stay fairly close to them. Made me feel positively petite.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (eGr8Z)

I saw that everywhere when I was in. Two different branches, three continents, it never changed; the small lower enlisted guy hooks up with the "generously proportioned" woman. I could never figure it out.

Heard one guy give a straightforward reason (he volunteered it, we didn't ask): "She's warm in the winter and shady in the summer."

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (e6bSv)

209 That guy should have been in Sharknado, the sharks would have been taking naps after.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (wAQA5)

210 Here you go Jane. A guy I know illegally imported a couple bottles of this insane Vietnamese booze a couple years ago. Inside the bottles were Cobras and Scorpions. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2uo2q9y&s=5 http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=jfceo4&s=5 http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dm6qn4&s=5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

211 30 miles. Posted by: Sean Bannion
-----------

Heh. Just a stroll for a Ranger..., or so they always told the non-Ranger types.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (aDwsi)

212 Hahaha! Awesome Maet!

Posted by: CDR M at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (dKV5k)

213 Posted by: Furthering the Meme at July 25, 2013 10:13 PM (KiyII) LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2013 06:14 PM (GTpeb)

214 193 that guy probably voted for Ovomit - seven times, and it was legit.

Well yeah, once per zip code that he occupied

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (kM1Ox)

215 I miss chicken livers. Seriously.

And fuck all you chicken liver haters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)

216 Why does raw liver look so good, when you know it's just gonna suck when it's cooked?

Unless it's made into liverwurst or pate. Then it's decent.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (LScnt)

217 I'm losing consciousness, Horde, so it's off to bed with me. Sleep well.

Posted by: joncelli at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (5zY4+)

218 Damn, if you HAVE to show fat people, at least make it one of Meggie Mac's attempts to stuff a size 15 body into a size 8 dress!

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (/9IC1)

219 Their are devices available for the morbidly obese to aid in such matters. I assume you're talking about a small river.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (FcR7P)

220 Were often beset by starvation and parasites which left them skinny, but certainly not healthy. *** It isn't just the physical either though. My ex made a number of comments towards the end of our relationship that she just didn't give a shit if I liked her decisions, attitude, general bitchiness, etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (zPVBH)

221 Went to Wal-Mart for dog food after picking my husband up from work. I didn't see what he saw but at one point he turned to me and said, emphatically... "You are NOT fat."

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (7/PU+)

222 you can't get that fat without dedicated enablers

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

well, obviously, but who the fuck is paying for it all? i've seen stuff on tv, they eat about 12 chickens a day these guys. i couldn't afford that and i have a semi-decent job.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

223

@Wierddave,

A) Stop bragging

B) I've heard the sleep numbers refill during the night and the cheaper models make a chunk of noise doing that. Dunno if it's true or not, just what I've read looking into them

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 25, 2013 06:16 PM (MA5Bh)

224 Soda can, fat man & chunk of liver are all phony scandals

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:16 PM (HVff2)

225 Will probably be out of touch for a few days. On the road to CO tomorrow, church Saturday evening, and the need to sleep sometime between. I'm actually using a local netgear channel at the moment since the router's packed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 06:16 PM (4EVr+)

226 "She's warm in the winter and shady in the summer."

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 10:14 PM (e6bSv)

Or, as we used to put it, "Fat chicks need love, too. And we know how to appreciate it..."

Posted by: antisocialist at July 25, 2013 06:16 PM (eGr8Z)

227 Just finished reading that, as well as "Winning the Narrative." Tried to post a comment, but it got eaten by your security. It's HARD to post on your blog. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 10:09 PM (bb5+k) I know you've been able to post before. I think your I.P. address was accidentally added to an I.P. blacklist. If you want you can post here and I'll post it for you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)

228 Hey, Polli!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:16 PM (LScnt)

229 Well played, MÃ¦t. If we has _{here at the HQ, I'd give you a _{"golf clap"}

g'evenin', 'rons}

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (JMmQ9)

230 >> Their are devices available for the morbidly obese to aid in such matters. Posted by: YIKES! at July 25, 2013 10:09 PM (mETGQ) this is why i rarely read the ont. I do not want to know this. I want to un-know this. now i will eat lunch trying to figure out what poor soul nurses aid has to put on the spelunking helmet and rubber gloves to go on a quest for the proper orifice. Fuck you ont people.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (zZJJp)

231
Does this chair make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Big Fat Hairless Testicle guy at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (4+FWp)

232 183 Said depression is in the shape of my ass. Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (aH+zP) LOL Gingy! You should weirddave now. Haha! ------- I should what?

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (aH+zP)

233 Polliwog, where in CO will you be?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (lr3d7)

234 I come from a family of long livers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (pxDth)

235 I like chicken liver too. Sassy JaneDo'h.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (fsLdt)

236 226 Will probably be out of touch for a few days. On the road to CO tomorrow, church Saturday evening, and the need to sleep sometime between.

I'm actually using a local netgear channel at the moment since the router's packed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 10:16 PM (4EVr+)

Stay safe! (Are you CCW?)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (lVPtV)

237 Heh. Just a stroll for a Ranger..., or so they always told the non-Ranger types. Yeah, it was a stroll later once you had your comfort zone stretched. But man....it sucked. It just sucked.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:17 PM (M4M4L)

238 Guy in my town today got that 'FBI' virus and took it to the police and asked if he any warrants out on him for child porn. Didn't. But he's having fun with Bubba right now since they found some on it.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (8FeS+)

239 199 I didn't really have any complaints with Army assignments when I enlisted.

Me: "I was thinking of going infantry."
Recruiter: " I think I can help you."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (qvify)

240 Is the fat man a young Brian Deheny?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (HVff2)

241 Sleep Number 20-year warranty does not include the air pump.

Posted by: Grover's at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (9aKQB)

242 Oddly, or not oddly, venison liver is far better than cow liver. I need to try elk and moose liver, since both of those are way better than deer meat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (6rcHp)

243 well, obviously, but who the fuck is paying for it all? i've seen stuff on tv, they eat about 12 chickens a day these guys. i couldn't afford that and i have a semi-decent job.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 10:15 PM (8lmkt)

Why, YOU are, of course!!

Posted by: antisocialist at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (eGr8Z)

244 See? It still doesn't work. In the history of the inter-web net-tubes, no one has ever hacked a website via the "sub-text" tag

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (JMmQ9)

245 Mattresses-

Hilton sells their own variety... or did, at their site.

We stayed at a new Hilton on the Outer banks several years ago, the most spectacularly comfortable mattress I ever slept on. i asked about it at the front desk and they told us they sell them. (not from the hotel)

Wife is 115, I'm 215, so it worked for every body.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (4Mv1T)

246 Those rolls... those interminable, overlapping rolls of... decades worth of big macs... They have scarred my retinas and shall haunt my dreams for many moons to come... Be careful what you wish for

Posted by: Stark at July 25, 2013 06:18 PM (Xh7H0)

247 braunschweiger? oh ya. mit mustard

Posted by: sammich at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (V+Pei)

248 what... what the crap am I even looking at? God Almighty... the folds! AGH!

Posted by: Book at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (N0Xad)

249 I'd be willing to wager that the last time a fart bubbled out from under fat boy? Yeah, he cut it in 1979.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (bWoh5)

250 233 183 Said depression is in the shape of my ass. Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (aH+zP) LOL Gingy! You should weirddave now. Haha! ------- I should what? Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (aH+zP) I meant to say slap.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)

251 At first glance I saw "Scrotal Comfort Dual Chamber"

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (kxSZr)

252

"Is the fat man a young Brian Deheny?"

No. He played that disturbing, fleshy protuberance near his right thigh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (6rcHp)

253 So, that means that at any given Walmart, maybe a third of those doggie pads are for something other than dogs? Projectile vomiting again. Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 10:13 PM (6rcHp) Funny you mention that. I don't shop at Wal-Mart often at all. Last time I was there, they had a display of those doggie pads in the largest box size I'd ever seen (maybe 100+). Read into that what you will.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 25, 2013 06:19 PM (XvrTA)

254 Dad would never allow liver in the house for dinner. He said he saw enough of it during autopsies. That'll turn you of liver for good.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (65dQq)

255 this is why i rarely read the ont.
I do not want to know this. I want to un-know this.
now i will eat lunch trying to figure out what poor soul nurses aid has to put on the spelunking helmet and rubber gloves to go on a quest for the proper orifice.
Fuck you ont people.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (zZJJp)

And yet, you cannot look away, now, can you?

Posted by: antisocialist at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (eGr8Z)

256 Fuck you ont people. Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (zZJJp) LOL, suck it up buttercup

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (HVff2)

257 Just finished reading that, as well as "Winning the Narrative." Tried to post a comment, but it got eaten by your security. It's HARD to post on your blog. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 10:09 PM (bb5+k) E-mail me your I.P. address and I'll manually remove it one way or another. E-mail at my site.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)

258 He's like a human sharpei.

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (MMC8r)

259 242 Sleep Number 20-year warranty does not include the air pump. Posted by: Grover's at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (9aKQB) Wait, what kind of pump?

Posted by: Austin Powers at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (dKV5k)

260 A fat man, a soda can and a chunk of liver walk into a bar...

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2013 06:20 PM (z9HTb)

261 243 Oddly, or not oddly, venison liver is far better than cow liver. I need to try elk and moose liver, since both of those are way better than deer meat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (6rcHp)

We've got a freezer full of venison and wild boar, but I can no longer eat the venison. I've got a tame doe in the yard, and several does and spotted fawns. It would be like eating a dog or cat.

My crazy husband asked his hunter cousin in SC the other day, "Since it's perfectly acceptable to eat veal and baby goat, why don't we have farms raising baby fawns?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (lVPtV)

262 255 Dad would never allow liver in the house for dinner. He said he saw enough of it during autopsies. That'll turn you of liver for good. Liver is gross when you realize what their purpose in the body is.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (doBIb)

263 This is the ONT, endeavor. Enter at your own risk. *nods* Sergeant at Arms

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

264 At first glance I saw "Scrotal Comfort Dual Chamber" You mean......there is such a thing?!?!? It's twue!!! It's twue!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (M4M4L)

265 @254. At least they have the discretion to stock them in the pet department.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (6rcHp)

266 The fat dude looks pretty pleased with himself.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (DoZD+)

267 who the fuck is paying for it all? Why, YOU are, of course!! We got lucky on this one. I'm pretty sure that's a guy in England who was begging the public for a new house.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2013 06:21 PM (FcR7P)

268 "I normally don't listen to Michael Savage. ... [Savage] said he didn't know how to put this without sounding the alarm bell or something like that . . . but he was going to have to disappear for a few days."

"Savage" is an old lefty who used to hang around with the child-molesting Allen Ginsberg. He cynically cooked up a right-wing radio persona in order to hustle cash after various other speculative ventures failed. His mask occasionally slips, as when he energetically joined the railroad crew trying to convict George Zimmerman.

If "Savage" never comes back from his disappearance, it'll be too soon.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (gqT4g)

269 I just have this image now of fat guy knocking back a Pocari Sweat between huge mouthfuls of raw liver. I cannot unsee this.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (CA2NO)

270 *nods* Mr. Chairman. *slides a JD and Diet Coke* Long time, no see.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (M4M4L)

271 We've got a freezer full of venison and wild boar, but I can no longer eat the venison. I've got a tame doe in the yard, and several does and spotted fawns. It would be like eating a dog or cat. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 10:21 PM (lVPtV) I will gladly take that venison off your hands.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)

272 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 10:16 PM (4EVr+)

Good luck with the move, Polli!!! Drive safe, sugar. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (8lmkt)

273 Whitetail deer liver is not to my liking. Beef, goose & chicken livers delicious

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (HVff2)

274 EC- I already had! Congratulations on 12 years. Our 11th anniversary is Saturday. If I don't kill him first.

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (aH+zP)

275

Wife is 115, I'm 215, so it worked for every body.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (4Mv1T)

*****

TR, You're a lot older than I guessed. I had you figured for somewhere in your mid- to late-50's. But at least you got a young trophy wife, eh?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:22 PM (pxDth)

276 On the plus side, when man-eating aliens conquer the world, they'll prefer to eat vegetarians because their livers aren't poisonous. So, we meat-eaters have that going for us.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (LScnt)

277 Now that's a human shield!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (dKV5k)

278 I just have this image now of fat guy knocking back a Pocari Sweat between huge mouthfuls of raw liver. Imagine the results of his mayonnaise enema.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (M4M4L)

279 The "Sleep Number" warranty will be worth nothing should the company fold, just keep that in mind.

Ikea has decent mattress values if you've got one nearby.

Some people build their own mattresses with natural latex and wool and silk wadding and get something like a $20,000 Hastens for cheep.

Posted by: Sarahw at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (LYwCh)

280 Second episode of RWBY is live now for those who know what that is. If you aren't in the know, here are the trailers: http://youtu.be/iE-zt1K560U

Posted by: BornLib at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (zpNwC)

281 Video: Anthony Weiner Sexting Partner Sydney Leathers Speaks Out: http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/07/video-anthony-weiner-sexting-partner.html

Posted by: Steve at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (Hdoq+)

282
270 comments in 40 minutes, I'd say OSP wins.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (4+FWp)

283 Damnit, my fathers grandfathers and their fathers came to this country so I wouldn't have to eat organ meat. Wars were fought over that sh!t and nobody in this country should ever have to eat any organ meat. Ever.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 25, 2013 06:23 PM (XvrTA)

284 Liver is gross when you realize what their purpose in the body is.>>

Hey how about a big plate of Chitlins?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (qo244)

285 271 *nods* Mr. Chairman. *slides a JD and Diet Coke* Long time, no see. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 10:22 PM (M4M4L) *gratefully accepted* Work has been nuts. I haven't been on much except in the evenings. How's the wife and kiddo? Doing well I hope.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

286 275 EC- I already had! Congratulations on 12 years. Our 11th anniversary is Saturday. If I don't kill him first. Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 10:22 PM (aH+zP) Thank you and congrats yourself! Tell weirddave to flip the mattress or something.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (doBIb)

287

@262, Jane.

That's probably the biggest reason I am not an avid hunter. Despite living most of my life in Montana, Wyoming and Colorado, I've kind of decided that hunting is something I'll do only when meat gets scarce in my local grocery stores. All the game I've eaten has been thanks to friends and family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (6rcHp)

288 No. He played that disturbing, fleshy protuberance near his right thigh.

Oh no no no. Brian Dennehy would never accept the role of "overinflated scrotum" unless it was next to Dick Cheney's warcock.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (kM1Ox)

289 Reading one of the Mets blogs where they discuss a minor league trade for International player signing cap room. Teams can trade signing cap space sort of like companies can trade for carbon credits

The co-blogger however discovers the pitfalls when googling to research how it works ...

Hopefully, this has taught you a little bit about the new landscape of international signings in MLB. What it taught me is that there's no way to google the phrase "international 16-year-olds" without feeling like a creep.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (/9IC1)

290 272 We've got a freezer full of venison and wild boar, but I can no longer eat the venison. I've got a tame doe in the yard, and several does and spotted fawns. It would be like eating a dog or cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 10:21 PM (lVPtV)

We had a doe in the yard yesterday with 3 babies.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:24 PM (X6akg)

291 "Let's look at the ONT," I tell the wife and daughter. Surely, there will be at least a kitty! EAGGHHH! Droll, Maet. Very droll. 469 "Meh, they could put up a picture of a fat man, a soda can and a chunk of liver..." and just what are you going to do with those? Posted by: Wal-Mart Checker at July 25, 2013 12:30 AM (EcpFD) (well, it seemed funny in the context at the time.)

Posted by: mindful webworker, grumpierfaced at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (U13jb)

292 Imagine the results of his mayonnaise enema. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 10:23 PM (M4M4L) *eyes watering* Thank you. I didn't want to keep down that ravioli I had for dinner anyway. Too many carbs.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (CA2NO)

293 Not cool.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (UOjzE)

294 285 Liver is gross when you realize what their purpose in the body is.>> Hey how about a big plate of Chitlins? Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 10:24 PM (qo244) Rocky mountain oysters?

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (dKV5k)

295 How's the wife and kiddo? Doing well I hope. AOK on this end. I trust the little people are still (a) drunken and (b) midgets. Yes?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (M4M4L)

296 Liver is gross when you realize what their purpose in the body is.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 10:21 PM (doBIb)

"What's for dinner, honey?"

"Biological fuel filter. Pass your plate!"

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (e6bSv)

297 That guy is like Hannibal Lecter's pate farm.

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (MMC8r)

298 Fat Guy: Don't take my picture - I'm not dressed!

Other Guy: Tell ya what, if you can get off your couch and grab the camera I won't.

Fat Guy: Whatever. I'm taking a nap.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (2mSdf)

299
I will gladly take that venison off your hands.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 10:22 PM (GEICT)

You'd have to fight my husband for it. He takes it on Scout campouts and they love the sausage, etc. Ugh. I don't mind the boar, but the last time I opened a pack the cousin had put up, he'd forgotten to cut off the fucking HOOF with hair attached. My gag reflex kicked in so hard I couldn't eat it at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (lVPtV)

300 Posted by: Steve at July 25, 2013 10:23 PM (Hdoq+)

LOL!!! Who would even do him? He doesn't even have shoulders.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

301 Thank you. I didn't want to keep down that ravioli I had for dinner anyway. Too many carbs. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 10:25 PM (CA2NO) Oh come on, it's not that bad. You know that joker couldn't find it anyway.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

302 Imagine the results of his mayonnaise enema.

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2013 06:26 PM (z9HTb)

303 287 Thank you and congrats yourself! Tell weirddave to flip the mattress or something. --- Pillow top. Comfy but impractical.

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 06:26 PM (aH+zP)

304 Also, I'm pretty sure my liver has the texture of chalk from all the drinking I do. So, the man-eating aliens will probably kill me last.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:26 PM (LScnt)

305 TR, You're a lot older than I guessed. I had you figured for somewhere in your mid- to late-50's. But at least you got a young trophy wife, eh? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
------------------------------------------

But I look GOOD for my age.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

306

@Polliwogette

Is it moving time already? Sad to see you leave our state.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 25, 2013 06:27 PM (MA5Bh)

307 We had a doe in the yard yesterday with 3 babies. Venison veal? Admit it, you thought it, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2013 06:27 PM (FcR7P)

308 Good luck on the move, Polliwog

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:27 PM (kM1Ox)

309 I trust the little people are still (a) drunken and (b) midgets. Yes? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 10:25 PM (M4M4L) Abso-freaking-lutely. We're having to invent punishments for the eldest drunken midget. Standard practices are ineffective.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

310 somebody give me the Cliff Notes- just got here

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 06:27 PM (8sCoq)

311
The ironic part is if he was in Japan, he would be revered for the Sumo potential.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2013 06:28 PM (4+FWp)

312 You're moving out here, Polli? Nice! We'll have to have more MMUs in the future.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:28 PM (LScnt)

313 somebody give me the Cliff Notes- just got here

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 10:27 PM (8sCoq)

my advice? don't look back . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

314 305 Also, I'm pretty sure my liver has the texture of chalk from all the drinking I do. So, the man-eating aliens will probably kill me last.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 10:26 PM (LScnt)

With any luck, the aliens will kill you first, think all of our livers are like that, and then leave to go somewhere else for better eats

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:28 PM (kM1Ox)

315 199 I didn't really have any complaints with Army assignments when I enlisted.

Me: "I was thinking of going infantry."
Recruiter: " I think I can help you."
Posted by: Richard McEnroe
---------------------

Walking down the street..., in the rain.
There's a recruiter standing under the awning in front of the recruiter's office.
"Son.., why don't you come in out of the rain?"
I was in out of the rain for the next three years..

Posted by: Ex Doggie at July 25, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

316 Fifty Ways to Leave Your Liver

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 25, 2013 06:28 PM (BVkEs)

317 Hi PW. Did you get the Twitter message I sent you a while back about a relative seeing a Protonothary Warbler when bird watching? I'll be in Loveland again. Waiting to hear yes or no on a particular house south of Houston that we have the "back-up" contract on. CCW Jane? As in concealed carry? Unfortunately my current weapon situation is not Horde approved. Had to get ready to move just after I'd started looking into firearm training so decided to wait until settled in new place.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (4EVr+)

318
We had a doe in the yard yesterday with 3 babies.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2013 10:24 PM (X6akg)

We had a doe yesterday with a tiny, tiny baby. The poor thing kept trying to nurse, and the mom kept shoving it away with her left rear leg. Then today we had a "teen" fawn.

We were coming back from dinner the other night and there was a dead fawn on the side of the road that made me so sad and pissed me the hell off. If was in our neighborhood with a speed limit of 30 mph.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (lVPtV)

319 Oh come on, it's not that bad. You know that joker couldn't find it anyway. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 10:26 PM (GEICT) I'm fairly certain that man wouldn't need both hands to find his ass, considering his ass is the size of an average two bedroom bungalow.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (CA2NO)

320 You'd have to fight my husband for it. He takes it on Scout campouts and they love the sausage, etc. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 10:25 PM (lVPtV) A cousin of my dad's brings some sort of venison to the family Christmas party every year. This year it was sausage. O..M...G. Unbelievably good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

321 We're having to invent punishments for the eldest drunken midget. Standard practices are ineffective. Might I suggest the installation of a fire house and a 1,000 GPM pump??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (M4M4L)

322 If you want you can post here and I'll post it for you. Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 10:16 PM (Vk2pI) On the topic of winning the narrative, I was responding to the one commenter by suggesting that his comment was a reasoned "argument" rather than an emotional narrative. I pointed out that an emotionally reactive narrative generally beats a reasoned argument with most people, especially as the electorate is seemingly becoming less logical and more emotional. What conservatives need to do is figure out ways to turn our logical arguments into emotional narratives that produce a reaction in people, which move them towards our position. If you can pluck the heartstrings, the mind will follow.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (bb5+k)

323 They need to bottle the smell that that chair has on a hot and humid summer day.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (8FeS+)

324 Venison veal? Admit it, you thought it, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2013 10:27 PM (FcR7P)

No, they're too cute. But I friggin' hate them when they grow up.

And the deer here have no fear of being shot, so they just stand there looking at you as you're trying to run them off. Throw rocks at them, nada. The babies run though....which makes the mom follow.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:29 PM (X6akg)

325 #317: Eat some more meat, Pete! Do some more drinkin', Lincoln!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:30 PM (LScnt)

326 We've alked about the fat guy and liver. WTH is "Pocari Sweat"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2013 06:30 PM (GTpeb)

327 Don't look down, pull high, and land off the drop zone if you know whats good for you.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 06:30 PM (kxSZr)

328 And this [opinion excised] excuse for an ONT after we had to play hide-the-news with Vic this morning. What is this blog coming to?

Posted by: mindful webworker, grumpierfaced at July 25, 2013 06:30 PM (U13jb)

329 Rocky mountain oysters?>>

I'd rather eat the factory than the product.

http://www.horsesemenshots.com/

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:30 PM (qo244)

330 My eyes are burning!!!

Posted by: SAT Rose at July 25, 2013 06:30 PM (ZE10R)

331 WTH is "Pocari Sweat"? Fat guy sweat sponged up and bottled.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (doBIb)

332 good luck with the move, Polli! Drive safe!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (CA2NO)

333 We had a doe yesterday with a tiny, tiny baby. The poor thing kept trying to nurse, and the mom kept shoving it away with her left rear leg.

Oh, Jane, I would be all crying and trying to rescue the baby. How sad!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)

334

yuk. that is all I have to say about the post.

I missed the in the way guy meme discussion yesterday but I wanted to add my 2 cents anyway darn it. First, kind of a dumb place to expect to take a picture, it wasn't even a very scenic place at Disney World, I mean there are probably a zillion other scenic spots.

My second cent, just because that guy got in the way, does he really deserve to have his picture splashed all over the Internet like he is the douche or something. I freakin hate social media sometimes. I hate the idea that anyone anywhere in public can now take a picture of me with their damn smartphone and splash me everywhere on the internet with some awful caption, or commentary, or manipulate my photo. I HATE IT.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (RZ8pf)

335 well, Jones, it goes something like this:

- how do morbidly obese people perform certain bodily functions
- recommendations on mattress replacements
- venison and liver consumption tips
- Polliwogette is moving, madamayhem's son is joining the Cavalry

anything I missed?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (kM1Ox)

336 We've alked about the fat guy and liver. WTH is "Pocari Sweat"? It's what they squeeze out of Fat Guy's underpad.

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (MMC8r)

337 Pocari Sweat (ポカリスエット, Pokari Suetto) is a popular Japanese soft drink and sports drink, manufactured by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (8sCoq)

338 They need to bottle the smell that that chair has on a hot and humid summer day. Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 10:29 PM (8FeS+) No. No they do not.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:31 PM (CA2NO)

339 My dad used to shoot the deer through the heart. Mom crabbed at him that the only reason he was that careful was because he knew she liked to eat it and would feed it to him.

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 06:32 PM (7/PU+)

340 E-mail me your I.P. address and I'll manually remove it one way or another. E-mail at my site. Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 10:20 PM (Vk2pI) Will Do.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 06:32 PM (bb5+k)

341 Ok, I left for a while and didn't want to go thru 300+ posts. But has OSP seen the shit that he created

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:32 PM (HVff2)

342 PGiS, yeah, I think 'in the way guy' got a raw deal there

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:32 PM (kM1Ox)

343 Pocari Sweat is a mild-tasting, relatively light, non-carbonated sweet beverage and is advertised as an "ion supply drink". It has a mild grapefruit flavor with little aftertaste.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)

344 anything I missed?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 10:31 PM (kM1Ox)

you didn't ask him if he wants mayo . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

345 #318: I haven't been on Twitter in a while. I'm having trouble remembering my password, and the e-mail account I used is asking me security questions I can't answer, so resetting my password isn't possible.

I'll keep trying to remember the password, and then I'll see if I can change the e-mail address on it.

At any rate, that's pretty cool!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:33 PM (LScnt)

346 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 10:20 PM (Vk2pI) Noticed you're a Burke fan. Me too. Did you know he and Adam Smith were friends?

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 06:33 PM (bb5+k)

347 Might I suggest the installation of a fire house and a 1,000 GPM pump?? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 10:29 PM (M4M4L) Lmao. What we've found that really seems to impact her...take away all the pretty dresses. She's a total clothes horse. My wife told her if she didn't straighten up she was gonna have to wear a white tshirt and knaki shorts all week. "Nooooooooooooooo Mommy!!!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

348 Pocari Sweat is a mild-tasting, relatively light, non-carbonated sweet beverage and is advertised as an "ion supply drink". It has a mild grapefruit flavor with little aftertaste. Ingredients listed are water, sugar, citric acid, sodium citrate, sodium chloride, potassium chloride, calcium lactate, magnesium carbonate, and flavoring. It is sold in aluminium cans, PET bottles, and as a powder for mixing with water

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

349 I hate the idea that anyone anywhere in public can now take a picture of me with their damn smartphone and splash me everywhere on the internet with some awful caption

Come on, I was tasteful about it.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2013 06:34 PM (z9HTb)

350 All this talk about game. Ugh. I ate a lot of game as a kid and when I lived in the NWT, and I don't want to anymore, ever. And yuck biting down on shot!

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 06:34 PM (aH+zP)

351 Polliwogette, you are moving to Houston? that is awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:34 PM (kM1Ox)

352 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 25, 2013 10:31 PM (RZ8pf) I agree with you, PG.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2013 06:34 PM (GTpeb)

353 Oh, Jane, I would be all crying and trying to rescue the baby. How sad!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 10:31 PM (8lmkt)

I have a girlfriend who is a licensed wildlife rehaber, and takes in orphaned fawns. Before my mom died, I took her over to help feed the tiny babies bottles of goats' milk. I'll never forget how happy that made my mom.

I keep meaning to drag my husband over, just to see these tiny little guys. They grow up less than two miles from us and eventually end up in our yard. Our neighborhood assoc. has hired hunters who thin them out in the fall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

354 I could have done with out the fat guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (9Xc5j)

355

I mean, when did it become OK to take someone's private humiliations and splash them everywhere and open them up for mockery? Regular people, not celebrities or politicians who sign up for that kind of crap.

I also blame all my damn friends on Facebook, which I barely participate in now. They are constantly posting pictures of us in high school doing stupid shit. yeah, that's really what I want people in my adult life to be seeing. The fact that they have to take the effort to scan the photos in because it was before digital makes me all the more pissed off. You couldn't have taken 2 minutes to think about whether your friend from high school would be OK 30 years later with you posting a photo she didn't even know about on Facebook so not only all of your FB friends, but hers see it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (RZ8pf)

356 I hope to god that's not Bruce Willis's noggin stuck between that guy legs.

--------------

I hope to God it is.

Posted by: sluggo at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (vVv3V)

357 #349: Basically, it's Japan's version of Gatorade.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (LScnt)

358 My wife told her if she didn't straighten up she was gonna have to wear a white tshirt and knaki shorts all week. "Nooooooooooooooo Mommy!!!!!" Do not. Ever. Loan her your credit card. Not once, ever, for even so much as a second.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (M4M4L)

359 338 Pocari Sweat is a popular Japanese soft drink and sports drink, manufactured by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd.
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 10:31 PM

Eeewww, I just drank like a whole carafe of that !!!

Posted by: Ambassador Caroline Kennedy at July 25, 2013 06:35 PM (/9IC1)

360
345 anything I missed?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 10:31 PM (kM1Ox)

you didn't ask him if he wants mayo . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 10:32 PM (8lmkt)

oh yes, how could I forget the creative uses of mayonnaise

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:36 PM (kM1Ox)

361 Do not. Ever. Loan her your credit card. Not once, ever, for even so much as a second. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 10:35 PM (M4M4L) Stupid not Crazy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)

362 What if we replaced In The Way Guy with In The Way Weiner? P-shop out the In The Way Guy's picture and replace it with a close-up of Weiner's schlong. Carlos Danger loves showing it off to the masses anyway, so no harm, no foul.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:36 PM (CA2NO)

363 Just contact Dick @ NSA he has your passwords and answers for your secret questions

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:36 PM (HVff2)

364 Question: Why mayo and not....tartar sauce?

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:36 PM (doBIb)

365 Howdy, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 06:37 PM (T1005)

366 Oooooooh. I'm out. Mrs Bannion is giving me the "take me to bed or lose me forever" speech from Top Gun Later 'Rons.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 06:37 PM (M4M4L)

367 SFW But I triple dog dare you. http://tinyurl.com/jw82scb

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:37 PM (8FeS+)

368 The flavor sounds o.k. except that I don't drink soda, but if I did I wouldn't want to drink something called "sweat"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2013 06:37 PM (GTpeb)

369 Have to wonder how long you've had that picture, just waiting to use it...

Posted by: SB at July 25, 2013 06:37 PM (cMHT1)

370 Cthulhu can fix the ONT, he will eat anything.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (kxSZr)

371 I haven't been on Twitter in a while. I'm having trouble remembering my password, and the e-mail account I used is asking me security questions I can't answer, so resetting my password isn't possible.

We have it, just give us a call.

Posted by: The NSA at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (4+FWp)

372 Pocari Sweat is considered by some to be the first and finest bit of Engrish ever seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (RTYg0)

373 352 Polliwogette, you are moving to Houston? that is awesome
Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 10:34 PM

Now we have to see if we can find a good place somewhere in America for Peaches

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (/9IC1)

374 Anyhow, we are considering replacements, and I was wondering if anyone had any opinions on the Sleep Number beds? They're kinda pricey, but seemed comfortable in the 45 or so minutes we spent in the store, and with a 25 year warrenty they aren't much on a per year basis. Worth the money, or glorified air mattress? Also, anyone know if you can dicker with them on the price? As I said, pricey, so I wonder if they leave room We've had one for about 12 years. Love it. Don't like sleeping without. And they really stand behind their product. Well worth the money

Posted by: Old Buffalo at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (WV0NL)

375 Holee fuck. I just missed the Benghazi special on Greta. Jeebus. The info was huge and I wasn't paying attention.

Fuck me sideways.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (lVPtV)

376

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 25, 2013 10:37 PM (M4M4L)

Uhh congrats. Enjoy.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (MA5Bh)

377 *snicker* Have fun, Bannion!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM (CA2NO)

378 365 Question: Why mayo and not....tartar sauce? Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 10:36 PM (doBIb) ☠➝➝➝➝EC

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:39 PM (8FeS+)

379 Although, I will say Bannion, she's showing positive signs with regards to money. She lost her first tooth the other day. She got 4 quarters from the tooth fairy. Sunday morning she declared 2 quarters were for Jesus and she would give them at offering. The other two she wanted to go to the mall with. Gets to church, she decides to give the whole dollar. After church I ask if she's ready to go to the mall. "Daddy, I gave all my money at offering, so I can't go shopping at the mall." Smart girl. Good girl.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

380 355 I could have done with out the fat guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 10:35 PM (9Xc5j)

Hey it's a rare ONT appearance from NGU, how ya doin

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:39 PM (kM1Ox)

381 Sean good good nite

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:39 PM (HVff2)

382 Ya know I always wanted to try and contact an old girlfriend from 30 years ago. i wonder if the NSA has her phone number and all her particulars?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (9Xc5j)

383 371 Cthulhu can fix the ONT, he will eat anything. ...For the Middle Class!

Posted by: Furthering the Meme at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (KiyII)

384 Now you know why Baron Harkonnen was called that floating fat man.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (RTYg0)

385 BC, well done my friend

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (HVff2)

386 365 Question: Why mayo and not....tartar sauce? Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 10:36 PM (doBIb) DUH. Because tartar sauce is only for VALENTINE'S DAY, silly baka. Sheesh!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (CA2NO)

387 filner finished

Posted by: oh ya at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (V+Pei)

388 Thanks for the good wishes everyone. PW, Colorado is only for a couple of weeks before getting a home in TX.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 06:40 PM (4EVr+)

389 I just logged on and am laughing so heard Pocari Sweat is coming out of my nose.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at July 25, 2013 06:41 PM (2DgBs)

390 Hey it's a rare ONT appearance from NGU, how ya doin Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 10:39 PM (kM1Ox) Yeah I'm getting old. Often asleep by now of watching a Baseball game but the Yanks were on this afternoon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 06:41 PM (9Xc5j)

391 Why mayo and not....tartar sauce? >>

Since they are giving another guy a hummer it cant be the fear of pickles.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:41 PM (qo244)

392 Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 10:29 PM (bb5+k) I turned off the comment question feature. Try posting again.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 06:41 PM (Vk2pI)

393 386 BC, well done my friend Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 10:40 PM (HVff2) Yeah, I was one proud papa that morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

394 BC, is the little'un still running around with her bow and arrow?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:41 PM (CA2NO)

395 He folds his hands nicely. Reminds me of a job I once had. I would lean back in the chair with my hands clasped behind my head, but every time I fell asleep my hands would come undone, jarring me awake. Found some masking tape and taped them together and the problem was solved.

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 06:42 PM (r98SZ)

396 Sorry Maet, that's not a valid entry in the Walmart game -- they'd never carry Pocari Sweat.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at July 25, 2013 06:42 PM (1wI7y)

397 filner finished>>

Wiener Wilting.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:42 PM (qo244)

398 I also blame all my damn friends on Facebook That's an advantage of not having any friends. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2013 06:42 PM (GTpeb)

399 Moving is never fun, but good luck PW

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:42 PM (HVff2)

400 395 BC, is the little'un still running around with her bow and arrow? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 10:41 PM (CA2NO) There's currently a hand drawn (by me) bullseye taped to the back of the front door.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

401 376 Holee fuck. I just missed the Benghazi special on Greta. Jeebus. The info was huge and I wasn't paying attention.

Fuck me sideways.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 10:38 PM

They'll rerun it in a few hours for the West Coast audience

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 06:43 PM (/9IC1)

402 387 365 Question: Why mayo and not....tartar sauce? Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 10:36 PM (doBIb) DUH. Because tartar sauce is only for VALENTINE'S DAY, silly baka. Sheesh! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 10:40 PM (CA2NO) You have an interesting hash. Calcium to nitric oxide.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:43 PM (doBIb)

403 vote in, filner out

Posted by: vote in at July 25, 2013 06:43 PM (V+Pei)

404 @394 - BC: always great when the kids surprise us. Sounds like she's off to a good start.

Posted by: RightWingProf at July 25, 2013 06:43 PM (E/o+q)

405 Why mayo and not....tartar sauce?

Gives me gas.

Posted by: Mayo Enema Guy at July 25, 2013 06:44 PM (kM1Ox)

406 The NSA should set up a hotline. Tell people information about themselves that they've lost or forgotten-- ten cents a call. Passwords, old phone numbers, audio clips from recorded phone calls that prove you really *did* tell him to pick up the dry cleaning...

Close that budget gap in no time.

Posted by: Secundus at July 25, 2013 06:44 PM (e6bSv)

407 Chris Christie needs to lay off the cronuts.

Posted by: Assman (MD) at July 25, 2013 06:44 PM (5H6zj)

408 Turkish Islamic Leader: Pregnant Women In Public Â“Immoral And UnpleasantÂ”Â… I'll go out on a limb and bet he ain't to high on breast feeding in public either?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 06:45 PM (9Xc5j)

409 Is tartar sauce good on a ............ Better not, never mind

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:45 PM (HVff2)

410 Noticed you're a Burke fan. Me too. Did you know he and Adam Smith were friends? Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at July 25, 2013 10:33 PM (bb5+k) Yup. Burke had the Jacobins down cold and pretty much accurately predicted much of the insanity they created. A good insight for the entire ethose of the left, from Jacobins, on through the NAZIs, communists, and fasist, and down to the modern day Progressives.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 06:45 PM (Vk2pI)

411 Removes butt sock

Posted by: Y-not at July 25, 2013 06:45 PM (5H6zj)

412 Well, maybe we can arrange a meet-up while you're out here, Polli. At any rate, I wish you the best in Texas, and frankly I'm just a little jealous. That's a state that's going places, if a place can be said to be going to other places.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:46 PM (LScnt)

413 Chris Christie needs to lay off the cronuts.>>

Or the mayo enemas.

Diane Sawyer does Vodka enemas if she's out of tampons.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:46 PM (qo244)

414 Greta reporting another perv has been released (in Vermont), loves young, blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys.

Nice. Where's Chinless Holder on this?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:46 PM (lVPtV)

415 OT/ All this gov't spying scandal reminds me of the story of Henry Kissinger in the Soviet Union. It was so obvious that the American's suites were heavily bugged by the KGB that at one point when Henry was given a document to read, he held it over his head in the direction of a chandelier and said "I'd like 10 copies please." Next time I lose my password or PIN code to something, maybe I should email the White House and ask them to reset it for me.

Posted by: Jade Sea at July 25, 2013 06:46 PM (zxBnv)

416 I wonder if you all saw this today

It's JFK chewing an AF general's ass

http://t.co/lkY4cxjvcR

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 06:47 PM (8sCoq)

417 Holee fuck. I just missed the Benghazi special on Greta. Jeebus. The info was huge and I wasn't paying attention.

Fuck me sideways.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 10:38 PM

No worry, on flight recorder

Posted by: Capt Sum Ting Wong at July 25, 2013 06:47 PM (/9IC1)

418 Polliwogette, good to know the move is almost here. Be safe. And good luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 06:47 PM (RTYg0)

419 THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!! (Okay. Fat Guy jokes over.)

Posted by: zsasz at July 25, 2013 06:47 PM (MMC8r)

420 409 Turkish Islamic Leader: Pregnant Women In Public Â“Immoral And UnpleasantÂ”Â… I'll go out on a limb and bet he ain't to high on breast feeding in public either? Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 10:45 PM (9Xc5j) I just saw a commercial recently that had a breast feeding woman. She's nursing her first child and she's got the drape over herself. Then fast forward to her next child and she's got the babe latched on in full view with nothing covering and she's telling the person in front of her, "hey my eyes are up here!" What the hell were they selling?

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:47 PM (doBIb)

421 #172 It is not a recent phenomenom. I am almost 65, and I can tell you that I see this amongst my classmates in many variations.

You will see a guy who has gained 100 pounds while his wife looks like she is the same size as 1966. Or you will see a woman who has gained 50 pounds and quit wearing makeup or fixing her hair.

I think this has to do with whether the person's appearance and fitness is based on personal pride or simply was done to catch a mate.

I am of the keep yourself in shape mode, plus I color my hair professionally and try to wear reasonably contemporary clothing and make-up. I don't expect to look like I am 35. I just don't want to look like a slob or scary.

I don't get why people let themselves go to the point they are repulsive. It is a mystery.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 25, 2013 06:47 PM (GoIUi)

422 Okay just got through skimming the 396 comments. 1. I have slept in a water bed for 20 years now and LOVE it!! Best sex ever on that bed!!!! (Helps to have a studly husband) 2. Yeah it's a bitch when some highschool friend posts a picture of me being stupid or weird from 1979. But that is the way it goes. I figure I never killed/maimed/hurt anyone or destroyed (too much) property so what the hell. 3. My eyes are still burning! Damn

Posted by: SAT Rose at July 25, 2013 06:48 PM (ZE10R)

423 Hi Y-not

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:48 PM (kM1Ox)

424 Well, guys, I seldom make an ONT, but I'm out tonight.

Husband is camping all week with Scouts in Maine, so I'll prolly be back.

/threat

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 06:48 PM (lVPtV)

425 415 Greta reporting another perv has been released (in Vermont), loves young, blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys.

Nice. Where's Chinless Holder on this?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2013 10:46 PM

Doing everything he can to see to it that he can vote in TX

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 06:48 PM (/9IC1)

426 The roll of double-wide toilet paper on his table makes the shot, takes the cake, so to speak...

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 25, 2013 06:48 PM (0It32)

427 Last year I had to take my Dad to an emergency room for a fall. There was this obese woman walking down the hall who had about a foot of bare stomach hanging from the bottom of her shirt almost to her knees. I feel bad for someone like that, but all I could think of was that if she wore a dress like a muumuu she would at least have covered up the belly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2013 06:48 PM (k2GaM)

428 What the hell were they selling?>>

Diversity?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:49 PM (qo244)

429 I'll go out on a limb and bet he ain't to high on breast feeding in public either? Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2013 10:45 PM (9Xc5j) Unless he issues a fatwa saying breast feeding in public is okay if some adult male also partakes in the mother's milk. IIRC, some Egyptian cleric made a similar fatwa a few years ago, which was so ridiculous that even his fellow clerics were quick to negate that particular fatwa. And where are Western feminists? *crickets*. They're too busy defending abortion on demand and Dem pols like Anthony Weiner and Filthy Filner.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 25, 2013 06:49 PM (KiyII)

430 Kate Upton pix, STAT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 06:49 PM (0HooB)

431 What the hell is wrong with a little sweat. http://tinyurl.com/m6ztzmt Trust me.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 06:49 PM (8FeS+)

432 The high quality content of this post makes me doubt my moronhood.

Posted by: Ken in NH at July 25, 2013 06:49 PM (n1li/)

433 middle class hit hardest by this suckthread

Posted by: Dangerous Carlos at July 25, 2013 06:50 PM (mHol2)

434 Miss Marple - never understood that either. You dont have to be decked out all the time, just take pride in your appearance.

Posted by: SAT Rose at July 25, 2013 06:51 PM (ZE10R)

435 Oh and we have a sleep number bed. Expensive. And . . .meh. Wouldn't do it again.

Posted by: Jade Sea at July 25, 2013 06:51 PM (zxBnv)

436 428 Last year I had to take my Dad to an emergency room for a fall. There was this obese woman walking down the hall who had about a foot of bare stomach hanging from the bottom of her shirt almost to her knees. I feel bad for someone like that, but all I could think of was that if she wore a dress like a muumuu she would at least have covered up the belly. Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2013 10:48 PM (k2GaM) My sister is a nurse. On one rotation, she had to bathe some obese people. All their sweat collects in places over time and forms a curdled paste and she had to go in there and clean it out. I respect all nurses.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:51 PM (doBIb)

437 #431: Here you go... http://preview.tinyurl.com/lq46jkg

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 06:52 PM (LScnt)

438 Diane Sawyer does Vodka enemas if she's out of tampons.

I do not!! It's only the finest quality bourbon enemas for this asshole!

Posted by: Diannne Shhhhawwwyyyer at July 25, 2013 06:52 PM (kM1Ox)

439 Congratulations! I'm sure you'll love the second daughter-in-law he brings home. The third for sure!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 10:09 PM (lr3d7)

LOL! This kid wouldn't get married ONCE if he wasn't 100% certain it was permanent. He has two cousins who have made bad marriage decisions. One of his goals in life is to NEVER be like his cousins.

Posted by: madamemayhem at July 25, 2013 06:52 PM (S2RnE)

440 Yay, I now have lasting fame and will be known to future generations. "How" doesn't matter, as there is only one thing worse than being talked about.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2013 06:52 PM (xjpRj)

441 Last nite I went fishing with my youngest daughter. She is almost 21. She said to me, "I now understand your love of,fishing". She now wants to go once a week with the old boy. She liked boating as a child but never cared to fish.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:52 PM (HVff2)

442 I don't get why people let themselves go to the point they are repulsive.

Repulsive is relative, if all your peers like the dollar store because you don't have to get all dressed up like at Wal-Mart then...

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 06:53 PM (kxSZr)

443 #435 I am horrified by classmates who seem to suddenly feel that they should buy screen-print tops and polyester stretch pants. Gack!

These are not poor women, either.

I don't get it. I guaran-damn-tee you that I will never buy those type of pants!!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 25, 2013 06:53 PM (GoIUi)

444 On one rotation, she had to bathe some obese people. All their sweat collects in places over time and forms a curdled paste and she had to go in there and clean it out.

I respect all nurses. Posted by: EC
-----------------------

Okay..., that does it for me..., I think I got some Scotch left in the bottle..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 06:53 PM (aDwsi)

445 Libtard femmenazis make me so annnngry sometimes with their blatant hypocrisy. Ok, you idiots you are for abortions, but you won't speak out against all the rape and mutilation that goes on in Islamic countries??? SDisgusting.

Posted by: SAT Rose at July 25, 2013 06:53 PM (ZE10R)

446 this thread needs help-

boobs, bacon, funny youtube dogs, ANYTHING

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 06:53 PM (8sCoq)

447 There's currently a hand drawn (by me) bullseye taped to the back of the front door. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT) Awesome, and adorable!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 06:53 PM (CA2NO)

448

Are any of you yokels familiar with "The Ballad of Cable Hogue"? It's one of my wife's and my favorite movies, and it's coming on Encore Western channel here in a few minutes. Sort of a cross between "Cat Ballou" and "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly". Peckinpah directed. An end-of-an-era film about the dying of the old west. The sound track is interesting.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:54 PM (pxDth)

449 445 On one rotation, she had to bathe some obese people. All their sweat collects in places over time and forms a curdled paste and she had to go in there and clean it out. I respect all nurses. Posted by: EC ----------------------- Okay..., that does it for me..., I think I got some Scotch left in the bottle.. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 10:53 PM (aDwsi) Now.....think of the smell.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:54 PM (doBIb)

450 371 Cthulhu can fix the ONT, he will eat anything.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 10:38 PM (kxSZr)

I think I'll pass for now, thanks....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (T1005)

451 Kate UPton! What good would that do. Find a good picture of Jai Courtney.

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (7/PU+)

452 mmmmm

Paste!

Posted by: Joe Joe Biden at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (4Mv1T)

453

Last nite I went fishing with my youngest daughter. She is almost 21. She said to me, "I now understand your love of,fishing". She now wants to go once a week with the old boy.

*****

That is simply awesome!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (pxDth)

454 437 EC, yuck, fucking brain bleach needed here in The Aubs

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (HVff2)

455 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 10:54 PM (pxDth)

With what's her name singing while bathing in the washtuub outside...

Posted by: Alpa Chino at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (1mtV3)

456 Christie's tweeting out naked pics of himself now, too?

Posted by: Michelle Chewbama at July 25, 2013 06:55 PM (EX+sq)

457 #457 - Thread winner!!

Posted by: SAT Rose at July 25, 2013 06:56 PM (ZE10R)

458 And the thread screeches to a halt while everyone is barfing.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)

459 Wow. It's not often you see a human being with pseudopods. @wierddave, check to see whether the center of the bed _frame_ needs shoring up.

Posted by: Piercello at July 25, 2013 06:57 PM (E/6f0)

460 >>I don't get why people let themselves go to the point they are repulsive.>>

Not a good judge of my repulsiveness and I am overweight. My thing is how do people not stop when they can't tie their own dam shoes?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 06:57 PM (qo244)

461 Bless you, PW.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 06:57 PM (0HooB)

462 During my residency I had a friend who swore that he once retrieved an unopened package of Twinkies from the deep skin/fat folds of a morbidly obese woman. He told the story in true shaggy dog fashion, took about 20 minutes to relate the whole sordid incident. One of the funniest ER legends I've ever heard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:58 PM (pxDth)

463 In the old days, all we got for the ONT was some broken formatting AND WE WERE GLAD TO HAVE IT!

OK, everyone off my lawn.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2013 06:58 PM (z9HTb)

464 I think I had best head to bed.

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 25, 2013 06:58 PM (GoIUi)

465 459 And the thread screeches to a halt while everyone is barfing. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 10:57 PM (4Mv1T) The mayo story from today did it to me.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 06:58 PM (doBIb)

466 boobs, bacon, funny youtube dogs, ANYTHING

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 10:53 PM (8sCoq)

How about 2 out of 3?

http://tinyurl.com/lahzwht

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:58 PM (kM1Ox)

467 Thanks Seamus, she's a college kid and lives an hour away. Our plan is every Wednesday night. Now if I can get her hooked on AoSHQ and the ONT. she is a little 'ette though

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 06:59 PM (HVff2)

468

With what's her name singing while bathing in the washtuub outside...

Posted by: Alpa Chino at July 25, 2013 10:55 PM (1mtV3)

*****

Oh yeah. Wowser! Stella Stevens!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 06:59 PM (pxDth)

469 so I saw Pacific Rim today. I liked all the fighting and splodey stuff, but it was still all kind of meh to me. is that what other people thought or am I just weird?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 06:59 PM (kM1Ox)

470 Unless that gigantically fat man has something genetically wrong with him, he never should have let himself get that huge. My mother was in a nursing home for almost six years. I donÂ’t want to raise my blood pressure and go over all of it but I had to go with my mother, via ambulance, in the back with her almost every Wednesday to a foot wound doctor. Because we went just about every Wednesday we usually had the same sets of EMTÂ’s depending on the time of the appointment. It started in July 2006 through February 2007 until her foot was cured. My mother had AlzheimerÂ’s and the EMTs had taken her to the hospital once or twice for emergencies and they arenÂ’t supposed to let me back there, but I made my mother relax. Otherwise she would stiffen up and be very difficult to handle. I heard stories from the EMTs of many times where one set wasnÂ’t enough, it is usually three in an ambulance, to pick up one person. Sometimes they would need two or three sets of EMTs to pick up gigantic fat people. I donÂ’t think man in picture can get up.

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 06:59 PM (z4WKX)

471 Just got back from baseball game. Home team lost 5-4, but I got to see Mike Greenwell's son, Bo, on the opposing team. He didn't get in the game but did engage in on-field antics with a giant stuffed animal creature.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2013 07:00 PM (ZshNr)

472 Good night, Miss Marple! May your dreams be filled with non-commie presidents.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:00 PM (LScnt)

473 Good nite Miss Marple

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:00 PM (HVff2)

474 I would just like to point out that it was not me who made the comment that got everyone vomiting. Mayonnaise enemas didn't even factor into it! It was all EC and his fat-people-fold-sweat comment. Blame him. *frisks away*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:00 PM (CA2NO)

475 That'd be great PW. I'd love a chance to attend a meet-up, althoigh my mom's already getting my schedule filled up. Haven't seen the younger 3 kids in 3 months and I suspect all the grandparents are looking forward to me being the one to drive the kids places again.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 07:01 PM (4EVr+)

476 He told the story in true shaggy dog fashion

??? what does this mean?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 07:01 PM (kM1Ox)

477 Quick, somebody pour some bleach into my eyes!!!

Posted by: Mr. Clean at July 25, 2013 07:01 PM (FYvb/)

478 475 I would just like to point out that it was not me who made the comment that got everyone vomiting. Mayonnaise enemas didn't even factor into it! It was all EC and his fat-people-fold-sweat comment. Blame him. *frisks away* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:00 PM (CA2NO) I don't know how my sister did it. Poor girl. *throws plush toy spider at MWR*

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (doBIb)

479 I'd heard that Steven Segal had gained weight.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (l3vZN)

480 470 so I saw Pacific Rim today. I liked all the fighting and splodey stuff, but it was still all kind of meh to me. is that what other people thought or am I just weird?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 10:59 PM

No, everyone else probably that that when you've seen 200 movies with CGI splodeys in 3D, you've seen them all

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (/9IC1)

481 He didn't get in the game but did engage in on-field antics with a giant stuffed animal creature.

That's funny, I was at that game too, I even got to go down to the field!

Posted by: Meggy McCheese at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (kM1Ox)

482 *frisks away* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:00 PM (CA2NO) Is that like gamboling?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)

483 got everyone vomiting. Mayonnaise enemas didn't even factor into it! It was all EC and his fat-people-fold-sweat comment. Blame him.

this is true. the dadster explained the exact same thing to me 40 years ago, about them not lifting up the folds and cleaning it out. no surprise. but i will be damned if that is why anyone becomes a nurse. that is the kind of work we should reserve for the illegal invader types.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (8lmkt)

484 246 Mattresses- Hilton sells their own variety... or did, at their site. We stayed at a new Hilton on the Outer banks several years ago, the most spectacularly comfortable mattress I ever slept on. i asked about it at the front desk and they told us they sell them. (not from the hotel) Wife is 115, I'm 215, so it worked for every body. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (4Mv1T) ========== I have one of those! Wonderful, but it was costly, nearly $2000 for mattress and boxspring if I remember aright. Still, I was determined to have it for the marriage-bed*, so I begged my fiance to buy it for our wedding. He didn't have to pay a buttload for an engagement ring (the one I wanted, a replica of a 1600s poesy ring, was literally under $100), and he would get to enjoy it as well, so I thought it was fair.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at July 25, 2013 07:02 PM (1wI7y)

485 480 I'd heard that Steven Segal had gained weight..... Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2013 11:02 PM (l3vZN) Remember back in the day when he was trim and fit? He'd be moving all over the screen kicking ass. Now, he stands still and waits for them to come to him.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:03 PM (doBIb)

486 He told the story in true shaggy dog fashion

is that the same as doggy style?

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:03 PM (8lmkt)

487 No, everyone else probably that that when you've seen 200 movies with CGI splodeys in 3D, you've seen them all

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 11:02 PM (/9IC1)

No that really wasn't it, I liked the splodey stuff. It just didn't have much of a coherent plot it seemed.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 07:03 PM (kM1Ox)

488 467 grat job chemjeff!

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:03 PM (HVff2)

489 #477: It means you ramble on and on before eventually getting to a point that isn't all that pointy.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShaggyDogStory

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:04 PM (LScnt)

490 I can never figure out how somebody gets that fat.
At some point, they can't do for themselves and need somebody else to shovel groceries into their maw and haul away the....uh....well, anyway.
Who the hell does that?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 25, 2013 07:04 PM (qyoyx)

491 liver with no bacon?

epic fail

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 25, 2013 07:04 PM (q+fqH)

492 I don't know how my sister did it. Poor girl. She's certainly made of stronger stuff than me, that's for sure. I could never be a nurse. *throws plush toy spider at MWR* Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 11:02 PM (doBIb) Oh, reeeeal mature.

*throws rubber snake at EC*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:04 PM (CA2NO)

493 Growl, woof woof, bark, woof! And the middle class.

Posted by: Shaggy Dog at July 25, 2013 07:04 PM (1mtV3)

494 *Remember back in the day when he was trim and fit? He'd be moving all over the screen kicking ass. Now, he stands still and waits for them to come to him. He doesn't even do that; Seagal has unconvincing body doubles that do all the standing still for him.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 25, 2013 07:05 PM (KiyII)

495 Oh, reeeeal mature. Hey! I'm being nicer!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:05 PM (doBIb)

496 So, how y'all doin' tonight? I'm having a party in my pants and everyone's invited!!

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 25, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)

497

No that really wasn't it, I liked the splodey stuff. It just didn't have much of a coherent plot it seemed.

As Joe Bob Briggs used to say, "no plot to get in the way of the story."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (0HooB)

498 *throws rubber snake at EC* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:04 PM (CA2NO) *pulls out Mossberg 500* BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM .....is it dead? Fucking hate snakes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)

499

Tomorrow is the song I sing

Yesterday don't mean a thing

I'll make today my next day's dawn

And I'll still be here grinning

When the sun goes down

-Ballad of Cable Hogue

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (pxDth)

500 Am I mistaken, or did Michael Moore change the style of his glasses?

Posted by: Alamo at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (C0alm)

501 Hey Peaches, a chance to make your vote count!

Ten greatest athletes in Boston sports history

http://tinyurl.com/lbu5gxt

As a Mets fan, I'm disappointed that Bill Buckner isn't on the list

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (/9IC1)

502 kbdabear, no that isn't it, I liked the splodey stuff, I didn't mind the CGI stuff, it just seemed that the plot was lacking.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (kM1Ox)

503 #494: Now that you mention it, that is a pretty accurate description of an Obama speech.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:06 PM (LScnt)

504 Here we are at about #500 and OSP was right. Although I miss Maet's usually excellent ONTs

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:07 PM (HVff2)

505 Is that like gamboling? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 11:02 PM (GEICT) Frisking is gamboling while skipping.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:07 PM (CA2NO)

506 My favorite shaggy dog....

wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah_Guido_G.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 25, 2013 07:07 PM (kxSZr)

507

Evening 'rons and 'ettes!!

Maddie update: She has been running fevers for quite some time, and a CT earlier this week revealed an abscess in the mediastinum (behind the heart). She had surgery today for this, got through it okay. Back in the ICU post-op, and with chest tubes again, so certainly a setback in recovery, but still doing much better than when this started. She will also need skin grafts sooner than originally anticipated, though that might be a blessing in disguise as the areas would start healing sooner, ultimately being less disfiguring (I hope).

Please keep the prayers coming horde, they are very much appreciated.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 25, 2013 07:07 PM (UR1wn)

508

477 He told the story in true shaggy dog fashion

??? what does this mean?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 11:01 PM (kM1Ox)

******

A 'shaggy dog' story meanders on and on before coming to an anticlimactic conclusion. In the hands of masterful storytellers can be quite compelling.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 07:07 PM (pxDth)

509 Hey Peaches, a chance to make your vote count!

Ten greatest athletes in Boston sports history

http://tinyurl.com/lbu5gxt

As a Mets fan, I'm disappointed that Bill Buckner isn't on the list

I'd probably have to go with Yaz, buddy . . . just because it was such a big fuckin' deal back when I was a young 'un.

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 25, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)

510 501 Am I mistaken, or did Michael Moore change the style of his glasses?
Posted by: Alamo at July 25, 2013 11:06 PM

Let me know if he's finally ditched the exact same baseball cap he's been wearing since 1982

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:08 PM (/9IC1)

511 oops sorry for the double comment. my connection is acting up.
the hotel wifi doens't let me comment here so I have to tether with my phone, which is slow.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 07:08 PM (kM1Ox)

512 Hey! I'm being nicer! Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 11:05 PM (doBIb) Hmph. A likely story.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:08 PM (CA2NO)

513 I wish Han would just pay him back and be done with it.

Posted by: Michelle Chewbama at July 25, 2013 07:08 PM (EX+sq)

514 Paul Mason does not count as a fat man any more. http://is.gd/FyzWcp

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at July 25, 2013 07:08 PM (c6tHt)

515 503 kbdabear, no that isn't it, I liked the splodey stuff, I didn't mind the CGI stuff, it just seemed that the plot was lacking. Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 11:06 PM (kM1Ox) Cause the splodey stuff was the point. As AtC has said...monster kicks mechs' ass, mechs kick monsters' ass, monsters adapt and kick ass again, mechs adapt and kick ultimate ass. The "plot" just provides ass kicking opportunities.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)

516 #476: We have a good bunch out here in CO, Polli. It'd be cool to have you meet everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:09 PM (LScnt)

517 CC heartfelt prayers & thoughts for Maddie

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)

518 Thank you for the update, CC. Prayers en route!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:09 PM (CA2NO)

519 CC, Sending out the good vibes over the intarwebz.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:10 PM (doBIb)

520 okay got an early morning flight tomorrow, so I am going to bed.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 07:10 PM (kM1Ox)

521 I recall reading about some slob in Britain who was on the dole because he was considered 'too fat to work'. He was whining about barely getting enough of other people's money to put food on the table!

Posted by: model_1066 at July 25, 2013 07:10 PM (QeafI)

522

Here we are at about #500 and OSP was right. Although I miss Maet's usually excellent ONTs

Actually, I think Maet's going minimalist on us tonight. It actually kinda fits, in a Moron-type way.

But that pic of that poor dude...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 07:10 PM (0HooB)

523 CC hope everything goes well
I'm not a praying kind of guy but I sincerely hope for the best for both of you

Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 07:11 PM (kM1Ox)

524 522 I recall reading about some slob in Britain who was on the dole because he was considered 'too fat to work'. He was whining about barely getting enough of other people's money to put food on the table! Posted by: model_1066 at July 25, 2013 11:10 PM (QeafI) Daily Mail runs those stories every day.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:11 PM (doBIb)

525 460 @wierddave, check to see whether the center of the bed _frame_ needs shoring up. ---- Definitely the mattress, not the foundation or frame.

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 07:11 PM (aH+zP)

526 Apparently, the comments are on the same level as the post. Lite and quickly done. They're putting that nice coat with the too-long arms on me and herding me back into my cell now for the night. Thanks for letting me lurk & play. Sweet dreams. Of Obama and Holder and Hillary in Guantanamo. ⊆⊇ ALL ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC ⊆⊇

Posted by: mindful webworker, pretender to the thrown at July 25, 2013 07:11 PM (U13jb)

527 Praying for Maddie.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:12 PM (LScnt)

528 OK,I'm out. I'm just gonna go look up one Badfinger vid on YouTube...Serious You Guys I'll be asleep by 11:30 Eastern What's the "over / under" on that? tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2013 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

529 So the bar has been set for the ONT. Can any of the Cobs get under it? Can they do less?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)

530 Hmm... actually... this ONT gives me an idea. If I could challenge the cobs to come up with the most random ONT post ever, what would I ask for? Hmm...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:12 PM (CA2NO)

531 Good night, Alton!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:12 PM (LScnt)

532 449
Are any of you yokels familiar with "The Ballad of Cable Hogue"? It's one of my wife's and my favorite movies, and it's coming on Encore Western channel here in a few minutes. Sort of a cross between "Cat Ballou" and "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly". Peckinpah directed. An end-of-an-era film about the dying of the old west. The sound track is interesting.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2013 10:54 PM (pxDth)

===

Love it when Strother Martin sez: "I seen two of 'em before."

He plays the sniveling little shit absolutely perfectly.

Posted by: jc at July 25, 2013 07:12 PM (PlzOe)

533

Wow, CC, prayers for a quick recovery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 07:13 PM (0HooB)

534 Good nite morons who are checking out

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:14 PM (HVff2)

535 Stella Stevens

"Ballad Of Cable Hogue"

kinda nsfw-ish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEcGtxevI0A

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)

536 Oh, and Stella Stevens' skin shots were a nice thing to capture for posterity as well.

Posted by: jc at July 25, 2013 07:14 PM (PlzOe)

537 That fat Brit has been supported by the taxpayer for decades now. They paid for him to get circus-freak fat, then they paid for him to un-fat himself, then they paid for all the operations to chip off the loose pig-skin, and now they're just paying for him to exist, as he complains that he's not getting enough money from his heartless fellow citizens.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at July 25, 2013 07:14 PM (Ptv7k)

538 I think I'll call it an early night, myself. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 25, 2013 07:15 PM (LScnt)

539 Ursula Andress "Dr No"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lAjyUUS1g

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 07:15 PM (8sCoq)

540 >530 BC, o great BC you now have given them fodder for a challenge.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:15 PM (HVff2)

541 Are any of you yokels familiar with "The Ballad of Cable Hogue"?
Love it when Strother Martin sez: "I seen two of 'em before."

Was he talking about Stella Stevens jugs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2013 07:16 PM (z4pkd)

542 If I could challenge the cobs to come up with the most random ONT post ever, what would I ask for? Hmm... Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:12 PM (CA2NO) 1) Videos of bad High School Marching Bands 2) History of toilets 3) Awkward family photos link

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

543 516 503 kbdabear, no that isn't it, I liked the splodey stuff, I didn't mind the CGI stuff, it just seemed that the plot was lacking. Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 11:06 PM (kM1Ox) Cause the splodey stuff was the point. As AtC has said...monster kicks mechs' ass, mechs kick monsters' ass, monsters adapt and kick ass again, mechs adapt and kick ultimate ass. The "plot" just provides ass kicking opportunities. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT) ========= This movie was never meant to be a Big Important Story, it was a love letter to Big Monster and Big Robot films and the cheesy popcorn fun they are. Because of that I think it worked all the better that the plot development was pastiche and fairly predictable. It's like comfort food.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at July 25, 2013 07:16 PM (1wI7y)

544 Upton's sweat glistening titties didn't even cause the ONT to flinch. You sunsabeetches are on a mission tonight.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 07:17 PM (8FeS+)

545 This movie was never meant to be a Big Important Story, it was a love letter to Big Monster and Big Robot films and the cheesy popcorn fun they are. Because of that I think it worked all the better that the plot development was pastiche and fairly predictable. It's like comfort food. Posted by: Sister Sestina at July 25, 2013 11:16 PM (1wI7y) I loved it. I sat there with my jumbo nachos covered in cheese and jalepenos with my gallon of diet coke and enjoyed the hell out of the movie.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

546 Goodnight, Chemjeff, Carol.

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 07:18 PM (z4WKX)

547 Do you have my email PW? It'll be a little harder to organize something since Twitter's not available to you right now. Probably doable though and I'd certainly like to meet some of the CO Horde. I know Elle and Pug Mahon are in the Ft Collins area also.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 07:18 PM (3zq94)

548 I'm also a huge Yaz fan. Note: his first pro season was played for the Raleigh Capitals of the Carolina League in1959. He led the league with a . 377 batting average. I was just reading his Legends Plaque on the wall at the Single-A game I left as half an hour ago. Even posted a pic to FB to make it real.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2013 07:19 PM (ZshNr)

549 I'm also a huge Yaz fan. Note: his first pro season was played for the Raleigh Capitals of the Carolina League in1959. He led the league with a . 377 batting average. I was just reading his Legends Plaque on the wall at the Single-A game I left as half an hour ago. Even posted a pic to FB to make it real.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2013 07:19 PM (ZshNr)

550 Please keep the prayers coming horde, they are very much appreciated.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 25, 2013 11:07 PM (UR1wn)

dammit, Crank, I will not only keep the prayer coming, but I am gonna have a terse word with the Big Guy tonight. This ain't right and He needs to get it set right, stat. I'm so sorry for what your family is going through, but most of all, being four should be an unrelenting joy, not this. That poor little princess, my heart just bleeds for her. xoxo

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 25, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

551 Please keep the prayers coming horde, they are very much appreciated.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 25, 2013 11:07 PM (UR1wn)

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 25, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

552 He told the story in true shaggy dog fashion ??? what does this mean? : chemjeff The Beast with Four Heads A shaggy Gothic horror story http://bit.ly/tbw4hd

Posted by: mindful webworker, okay, seriously you guys, leaving after this at July 25, 2013 07:19 PM (U13jb)

553 He told the story in true shaggy dog fashion ??? what does this mean? : chemjeff The Beast with Four Heads A shaggy Gothic horror story http://bit.ly/tbw4hd

Posted by: mindful webworker, okay, seriously you guys, leaving after this at July 25, 2013 07:19 PM (U13jb)

554 Please keep the prayers coming horde, they are very much appreciated. Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 25, 2013 11:07 PM (UR1wn) Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (Vk2pI)

555 Please keep the prayers coming horde, they are very much appreciated. Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 25, 2013 11:07 PM (UR1wn) Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (Vk2pI)

556 To answer a day shift question,

This is what Joan of Arc looks like.

Leelee something that played Joan of Arc.

http://tinyurl.com/kjtjo7q

And dam if Joan of Arc wasn't a witch Just look into Leelee's eyes

SFW

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (qo244)

557 To answer a day shift question,

This is what Joan of Arc looks like.

Leelee something that played Joan of Arc.

http://tinyurl.com/kjtjo7q

And dam if Joan of Arc wasn't a witch Just look into Leelee's eyes

SFW

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (qo244)

558

OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (0HooB)

559

OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (0HooB)

560 What is that, a Mormon's liver? Seriously, my liver hasn't looked like that since before junior high.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (29vnO)

561 What is that, a Mormon's liver? Seriously, my liver hasn't looked like that since before junior high.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 25, 2013 07:20 PM (29vnO)

562 Oh, I ad-blocked that first image immediately. I may never be able to unsee that bit of ocular violence, but at least I know I'll never have to look at it again on this computer.

I mean, that is barrel-worthy.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (IlZPo)

563 Oh, I ad-blocked that first image immediately. I may never be able to unsee that bit of ocular violence, but at least I know I'll never have to look at it again on this computer.

I mean, that is barrel-worthy.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (IlZPo)

564 ah, shit, the world's filthiest sock. do forgive, 'rons and 'ettes. eewwwwww.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

565 ah, shit, the world's filthiest sock. do forgive, 'rons and 'ettes. eewwwwww.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (8lmkt)

566 Ursula Andress "Dr No" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lAjyUUS1g Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 11:15 PM I am so clicking on that. And then I am SLEEPING. I gots a Stoopid Business at 0700 tomorrow morning...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

567 Ursula Andress "Dr No" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lAjyUUS1g Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 11:15 PM I am so clicking on that. And then I am SLEEPING. I gots a Stoopid Business at 0700 tomorrow morning...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

568 BTW, a bunch of libtards are pissed that Prince William and Kate are imposing a male gender role on their child: http://tinyurl.com/jvnzaya

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 07:21 PM (Vk2pI)

569 Well this is cute. College Republicans say they were not allowed to attend Obama speech due to 'security concerns' Campus Reform: http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4875 A group of college republicans say they were denied entry into President ObamaÂ’s speech at the University of Central Missouri on Wednesday for security reasons. Missouri College Republicans State Treasurer Courtney Scott told Campus Reform on Thursday that an unidentified police officer told the group they were barred from the event for Â“security reasons and for the presidentÂ’s protection.Â” Â“You will not be allowed any further,Â” the officer allegedly told the group of six College Republicans, dressed in republican and tea party clothing, as they attempted to enter the event. And then, in case you wanted another dose of outrage to top off your outrage sundae... VIDEO: Watch George Mason University students sign petition to permit '4th trimester' abortion Campus Reform: http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4872 Several students at George Mason University (GMU) signed a petition on Wednesday demanding lawmakers legalize Â“fourth trimesterÂ” abortions. The petition, which was circulated on GMUÂ’s flagship campus in Fairfax, VA., just outside Washington D.C., by Media Research Center reporter Dan Joseph said it was aimed at sending Â“a message to our lawmakers that women have the right to choose what to do with their bodies and babiesÂ” even Â“after their pregnancies.Â” Â“If you donÂ’t know what fourth trimester is, itÂ’s after the baby is already born,Â” Joseph added in a video showing him collect the signatures. rich@gmu, I feel for you having to go to school with these idiots.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:22 PM (CA2NO)

570 He's not so fat.

Posted by: michael moore at July 25, 2013 07:22 PM (BQ10H)

571 What is that, a Mormon's liver? Seriously, my liver hasn't looked like that since before junior high. Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 25, 2013 11:20 PM (29vnO

lol, no shit!! my liver gets rode hard and put away wet . . . absolutely no need for me to fill out a donor card, i'm usin' my shit up.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:22 PM (8lmkt)

572 La Migra! La Migra! Andele! Andele! (fun to shout at Taco Belle)

Posted by: illegals at July 25, 2013 07:22 PM (c8U2E)

573 553 Sobieski, Leelee's last name is Sobieski. No idea why I remember that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 07:23 PM (3zq94)

574 Please keep the prayers coming horde, they are very much appreciated.

Posted by: Conservative Crank>>

My prayer is we get to keep getting updates on this little angels progress. And then we hear only about her talents.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:24 PM (qo244)

575 BTW, a bunch of libtards are pissed that Prince William and Kate are imposing a male gender role on their child: Some libtards need to FOAD but first they will blow me and the middle class.

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:24 PM (doBIb)

576 BTW, a bunch of libtards are pissed that Prince William and Kate are imposing a male gender role on their child: And that is why they are libTARDS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 25, 2013 07:25 PM (CA2NO)

577 Well I better sign off, must go & meet stupid people tomorrow. I should be grateful without them I wouldn't have a job. Be well morons

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 25, 2013 07:26 PM (HVff2)

578

GAWD MAN!

Some things cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2013 07:27 PM (FO/xQ)

579 503 kbdabear, no that isn't it, I liked the splodey stuff, I didn't mind the CGI stuff, it just seemed that the plot was lacking.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 25, 2013 11:06 PM

Hollywood makes movies for 17 year old boys and 16 year old girls

Who needs a plot when you've got splodey stuff

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:27 PM (/9IC1)

580 The Beast with Four Heads A shaggy Gothic horror story http://bit.ly/tbw4hd Posted by: mindful webworker, okay, seriously you guys, leaving after this at July 25, 2013 11:19 PM (U13jb) Is that like a beast with two backs?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)

581 Maybe you remember "Sobieski" because he saved Europe by raising the siege of Vienna?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 25, 2013 07:28 PM (BQ10H)

582 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED YOUR HEALTH PLAN TO OBAMACARE:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% isÂ…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:29 PM (/9IC1)

583 So now gender roles can be assigned? What happened to the all determinative genes? I really wish the LGBBQ movement would decide if gayness is a disability or a superpower.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2013 07:29 PM (ZshNr)

584 And that is why they are libTARDS. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:25 PM (CA2NO) They're proof that Darwin was full of shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

585 I do not see Tammy al Thor here, or Tammy sans Thor. Does anyone know whatÂ’s going on with Tammy?

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 07:30 PM (z4WKX)

586 i give up

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 25, 2013 07:30 PM (8sCoq)

587 La Migra! La Migra!
Andele! Andele!

(fun to shout at Taco Belle)

Posted by: illegals at July 25, 2013 11:22 PM (c8U2E)

you came very close to owing me a beer and a keyboard there, buddy.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:30 PM (8lmkt)

588 Is just me or is that liver kind of hot?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 07:31 PM (SzAZ7)

589 rich@gmu, I feel for you having to go to school with these idiots. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:22 PM (CA2NO) Daytime GMU is the fucktard hour. Nightime GMU would smack security out of the way (peacefully and respectfully)

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 07:32 PM (8FeS+)

590 I do not see Tammy al Thor here, or Tammy sans Thor. Does anyone know whatÂ’s going on with Tammy?

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 11:30 PM (z4WKX)

I haven't heard from that hillbilly goddess since the weekend. Been wondering myself, but assume she's fine, she usually is.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:32 PM (8lmkt)

591 Migra or La migra may refer to:

+"Migra", a song by Carlos Santana included on Supernatural (Santana album)
+"La Migra", a song by Dutch metal band Dreadlock Pussy
+"La Migra", a song by the extreme metal band Brujeria off of their 1995 album Raza Odiada
+La migra, a slang term for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement or other immigration law enforcement agencies

Posted by: soledad o'brien's earpiece at July 25, 2013 07:33 PM (BQ10H)

592 I know many of the Horde have called it a night but CC's Maddie update reminded me.... If any of you remember the friend's 16 year old daughter who almost died in a car accident, Sunday was the one year anniversary and she got baptised. The only long term effect of an accident they were sure would be fatal is a little hearing loss that is, oddly enough, helping her learn to counter a pre-existing speech impediment. Thank you all again for your prayers

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 07:35 PM (3zq94)

593 That's terrific to hear, Polliwog.

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 07:36 PM (7/PU+)

594 I'm out too Horde. I'm getting tired easily now. Guess I'm getting old. But first, another pic of the wife doing her thing. http://i44.tinypic.com/506rq.jpg Goodnight!

Posted by: EC at July 25, 2013 07:36 PM (doBIb)

595 Miss Tammy was here earlier in the week for those wondering, I think she said she was taking off until the weekend!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)

596 BTW, a bunch of libtards are pissed that Prince William and Kate are imposing a male gender role on their child: >>

Oh great they wnt to fuck up another child so they can get a "Royal School Shooter.

Being male and also once young. There were necessary consequences that had to be applied to keep me from going feral. I see that same energy in my grandson too. Force/coerce a boy to be a girl and you are building a time bomb IMHO. Let them release that energy through play and competition you will get a Man.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:37 PM (qo244)

597 Don't normally do the ONT, but the subject was one of the best in months, so I had to chime in.

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 25, 2013 07:38 PM (QCc6B)

598
   Must say that this place certainly doesn't lack for a variety of subjects to post on.

   Certainly never have frequented anything quite like this blog. But it IS entertaining.

    Happy time for me, the 1911 passed it's physical and runs like a watch. I take it to my gunsmith yearly because I carry it daily and want NO problems ever. Ammo is now becoming more available, but yet a tad pricey.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 07:38 PM (SAMxH)

599 lol, no shit!! my liver gets rode hard and put away wet . . . absolutely no need for me to fill out a donor card, i'm usin' my shit up. Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 11:22 PM (8lmkt) I consider it my civic duty to put 'You DON'T want this shit' on my drivers license. (Actually an organ donor. F it. Use it for science. )

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 07:38 PM (8FeS+)

600 Good night all. I hope we don't have a Hellman's vs. Duke's vs. Miracle Whip discussion again tomorrow.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2013 07:38 PM (l3vZN)

601 Hi morons. Posting from Indianapolis tonight! Had several beers and am feeling good. Hope by are all well and can enjoy a can of Pocari Sweat! It tastes like vanilla!!

Posted by: Secret squirrel at July 25, 2013 07:39 PM (1iJ3a)

602 Thank you BC981. I hope that Tammy and Thor work things out. Thank you, Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 07:39 PM (z4WKX)

603 Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 11:38 PM (SAMxH) Same nic on WZ?

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 07:40 PM (8FeS+)

604 I'm continually shocked at how many commenters seem to reside (or be moving through) the Front Range. If only the rest of the voters here were as wise as the Morons.

Posted by: Fritz (Not Fritz) at July 25, 2013 07:40 PM (U0t2o)

605 hey, irongrampa!!! how's you hot self doin' tonight?

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:40 PM (8lmkt)

606 559 BTW, a bunch of libtards are pissed that Prince William and Kate are imposing a male gender role on their child:

http://tinyurl.com/jvnzaya

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 11:21 PM

Isn't it the libtards who never shut up about how conservatives won't let people run their own lives and won't mind their own business?

At least that's what one of their trolls asks everytime it comes here

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:42 PM (/9IC1)

607 @ 595

Same nic everywhere. Never do socks or post as anyone else.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 07:43 PM (SAMxH)

608 > Peaches at July 25, 2013 11:30 PM (8lmkt) Glad you liked it Peaches. Buy you a beer anytime.

Posted by: uffda at July 25, 2013 07:43 PM (/MLFx)

609

So now gender roles can be assigned? What happened to the all determinative genes? I really wish the LGBBQ movement would decide if gayness is a disability or a superpower.

They want it both ways. The "We're all born this way" argument was always kind of bullshit. It was a useful club for because it allowed them to make the argument that "gay marriage = civil rights movement!" The problem is that if homosexuality is genetic then an argument could be made that it's a birth defect.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 07:44 PM (lr3d7)

610
Hiya Peaches. Doin fine, lookin around and thinkin that life is sort of nice lately.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 07:45 PM (SAMxH)

611 Andycanuck @572 I wish, but this is the first I've heard of him, although she did say in the interview I saw that she was decended from Polish royalty. It's more likely I remember because I thought she drew the exactly wrong lesson from the story of Joan of Arc. She didn't strike me as the sort of person to appreciate how important a heritage that is.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 07:47 PM (3zq94)

612 Doin fine, lookin around and thinkin that life is sort of nice lately.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 11:45 PM (SAMxH)

Dang, that is such a beautiful thing to be able to say. What state are you in, again? I srsly gotta get outta this place. So far, I'm thinking Texas, OK, Idaho, Arkansas, Indianapolis (very last resort), Montana, Wyoming. Someplace I can write a low 5-figure check for a decent dwelling and pop caps from the back yard.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:47 PM (8lmkt)

613 The problem is that if homosexuality is genetic then an argument could be made that it's a birth defect.>>

Kinda depends on how you look at it. We have plenty of breeders (or would without abortion). But who will help my wife decorate our home. Is it a defect or a niche?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:47 PM (qo244)

614 597 hey, irongrampa!!! how's you hot self doin' tonight?
Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 11:40 PM

So Peaches, who got your vote for greatest Boston athlete?

Can I write in Bob Stanley?

After all, he made Bill Buckner's play possible

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:48 PM (/9IC1)

615 If any of you remember the friend's 16 year old daughter who almost died in a car accident, Sunday was the one year anniversary and she got baptised. The only long term effect of an accident they were sure would be fatal is a little hearing loss that is, oddly enough, helping her learn to counter a pre-existing speech impediment. Thank you all again for your prayers Posted by: Polliwog the Â‘Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:35 PM (3zq94) Polliwog, that is great news! Peaches told me, again, about the power of the HordeÂ’s prayers. I cut and pasted it in a word document and read to my brother. Sleapweasel posted a beautiful prayer here Saturday & I cut and pasted that to a word document. I will say a prayer. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 07:48 PM (z4WKX)

616 My BIL was an EMT for a while. They went to fetch a woman to the hospital, and it turned out that the only way they could get her out of the house was to use a rescue saw and chainsaw to cut a large enough opening in the side of the house to get her out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 07:49 PM (aDwsi)

617 Maet, please, no selfies on the ONT.

Posted by: francis at July 25, 2013 07:49 PM (jutgs)

618 What sort of depraved maniac would post a picture of Chubbles Jhosnon before the surgery to remove Mr. Trout's head from his nethers?

Posted by: Ian Anderson at July 25, 2013 07:49 PM (7ZfVd)

619 LOL at the topic. We're not even worth chopped liver.

It's still better than any of my own posts on the ONT, so, there's that.

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 25, 2013 07:50 PM (d7tB2)

620 The problem is that if homosexuality is genetic then an argument could be made that it's a birth defect.>>

Oh, please. Lots of gay men marry and breed. I don't pretend to begin to understand the whole gay thing. I think with women it's more of a choice, but I have had many very dear gay men friends and, for them, I know it's not. They really are born that way. I don't get it but, hey, I don't have to.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:50 PM (8lmkt)

621 ... aaaand sock fail, of course.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 07:50 PM (d7tB2)

622
   I got the nic irongrampa from older granddaughter when she was quite young--she was watching me knock together some lumber, I hit my thumb, and Mr Macho just looked at it and went on working.

   She was google-eyed and asked "Didn't that hurt?"

    "Nope".

    In the house she runs and tells her mom what happened and said "Grampa said it didn't hurt at all, he must be made of iron".

     And so was born the nic.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 07:50 PM (SAMxH)

623 Maet, you fucking asshole. You KNOW that we're short of eye bleach in the HQ after Jerry Rivers sideways naked tweet, and Weiner's weiner pix. You just HAD to post that shit, didn't you. Now I've got to break the hermetic seal on the "Box that Shall Not Be Opened" and extract the Rose-Colored Glasses in order to make it through the next 24 hours.
-
And WTF is a pokari, and why would I want to drink its sweat?

Posted by: Smokey Behr at July 25, 2013 07:51 PM (QyeW7)

624 ... aaaand sock fail, of course. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 11:50 PM (d7tB2) *Relaxes*

Posted by: Gerbils everywhere at July 25, 2013 07:51 PM (Vk2pI)

625 And so was born the nic.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 11:50 PM (SAMxH)

too sweet for words, ig!!!

and, hey, bth!!! {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:52 PM (8lmkt)

626 Anyone notice that sports reporters are screaming about Ryan Braun as if his lying about PEDs will cause the republic to fall?

Yet they enthusiastically support Obama's lies

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:52 PM (/9IC1)

627 I think with women it's more of a choice,>>

My first exwife went gay for rent so I agree on that point. She's back to hetro now for rent which I think proves my point.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:53 PM (qo244)

628 Posted by: Weirddave at July 25, 2013 09:53 PM (aH+zP) Check out Tempurpedic. They're a bit pricey too but from what I hear worth it. I cheaped out and just got one of their bed toppers....love it. Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2013 10:01 PM (X6akg) Yah, I also have a Tempurpedic. Took me quite a while to get used to it. Be sure you select carefully- they have several different thicknesses and firmness ratings. I didn't really think of that when I got mine, 2400.00 later. You can get them with adjustable head and leg options.

Posted by: Bill H at July 25, 2013 07:54 PM (3sZO1)

629 For some reason, it now has a profound depression in the middle, like
someone has been pounding into it over and over for a long period of
time.
-------------------------------------------------------

Dude.

You realize what you have done? On an ONT no less.

Read that again.

And for gosh sakes be careful what you say. Your lovely wife frequents this establishment.
-------
Said depression is in the shape of my ass.

Yep, the last comment in that particular string just made the whole thing. Outstanding!

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 25, 2013 07:54 PM (yh0zB)

630

Kinda depends on how you look at it. We have plenty of breeders (or would without abortion). But who will help my wife decorate our home. Is it a defect or a niche?

My own theory is that male homosexuality benefits a small group during times of plenty by removing males from competition for mates while keeping their ability to contribute to the success of the tribe. Women, on the other hand, are more likely to be bisexual since it helps create bonds between women who may share a mate, encouraging social harmony and caring for each other's children.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 07:55 PM (lr3d7)

631 > Someplace I can write a low 5-figure check for a decent dwelling and pop caps from the back yard. Sounds like South Dakota. In the suburbs of the two more heavily populated urban areas.

Posted by: uffda at July 25, 2013 07:55 PM (/MLFx)

632 I just think it's easier for women to go have a munch than it is for a dude to take it up the squeakhole. Just my personal opinion, based on observation alone.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:55 PM (8lmkt)

633 La Migra! La Migra!
----------------------

Probably a good way to clear a construction site.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

634 Gay for Rent?
I loved it!

Posted by: rex reed at July 25, 2013 07:56 PM (BQ10H)

635 Peaches - but I have had many very dear gay men friends and, for them, I know it's not.

I was acquainted with a few homosexual males in college. With some of them it may have been a choice. Wouldn't know.

But there was one guy there who was perfect. I am telling you that he could have had his pick of any woman he met. He smart, handsome, athletic, and liberal. A musician, too.

Darwin says that if you have the choice, you choose the opposite sex. He also says that when men (in particular) have lots of options, he should go poly. (Well, okay, he didn't say that exactly, but it follows.)

But no. This man, the perfect mate, was gay.

No damn way he chose to be gay.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 07:56 PM (d7tB2)

636 Did Tempurpedic ever change their minds about pulling ads from Rush's show after he committed heresy against the Church of St Sandra the Holy Martyr?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 07:56 PM (/9IC1)

637 My first exwife went gay for rent so I agree on that point. She's back to hetro now for rent which I think proves my point.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 11:53 PM (qo244)

good grief, McGregor, she's not gay or straight, she's just greedy.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 07:57 PM (8lmkt)

638 Breaking news out of my neck of the woods: http://tinyurl.com/mwamwdd Pot farmers kept rape victim in box (07-25) 17:06 PDT CLEARLAKE -- A 15-year-old kidnap victim was held in a small metal toolbox fitted with breathing holes by two Lake County marijuana growers, who sexually assaulted the girl and forced her to trim their plants, federal prosecutors alleged. According to a criminal complaint filed at the U.S. District Court in San Francisco, one of the men, 30-year-old Ryan Alan Balletto, kidnapped the girl from Los Angeles sometime before late April. He allegedly took her to his rural property near Clear Lake, where he kept an arsenal of weapons and a collection of sexual bondage gear. The girl told a federal investigator that Balletto and Patrick Steven Pearmain, 24, twice put her in a 4-foot-long, 2-foot-wide and 2-foot-tall box for a total of three days. The girl said Balletto called her a "trooper" because she didn't scream, records show. The complaint was filed July 16. Both men - who are being held without bail - face federal charges that they conspired to distribute 1,000 or more plants of marijuana, used a minor in drug operations, and possessed a firearm in furtherance of drug trafficking. The men also face state charges of rape and kidnapping. ... ... ...Agents raided the Lake County property a day after that, on May 1, and found more than 1,300 marijuana plants, two rifles, three pistols, tactical vests, night-vision goggles and body armor, Jensen said. In Balletto's trailer, the agent said, were objects "consistent with sexual bondage and sadomasochism ... Among the items was a homemade 'rack,' which consisted of a large wooden frame with eyebolts at the corners, presumably to attach a human to the device and immobilize them." According to the complaint, the girl said the men repeatedly had sex with her and locked her in the box - which was marked with her first initial - to "prove a point." The girl said the men would wash her and the box down by inserting a hose into it, using a hole in the bottom as a drain. --------------------------------------- Too bad these two guys aren't Democratic politicians (that we know of) -- if they were, Nancy Pelosi and the CA Dem Party would leap to their defense.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2013 07:57 PM (+cx5n)

639 In the house she runs and tells her mom what happened and said "Grampa said it didn't hurt at all, he must be made of iron".>>

Out of the mouths of babes.

I have not felt any sorrow from becoming a Grandpa only joy and pride.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 07:59 PM (qo244)

640 625 Good way to get killed where I live (socal). We've been conquered already

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 08:00 PM (albkL)

641 {{Peaches}}!

I just got over a stupid cold (coronavirus?).

Been reading about the Mandaeans. Seems their scripture predicts that the Arab Empire would collapse in year 71 (690 AD).

D'oh.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:00 PM (d7tB2)

642 I keep hearing the "born this way" / 'it's a choice" debate.....so I ask What's It Matter? What's different if the answer one way or another?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)

643 In the house she runs and tells her mom what happened and said "Grampa said it didn't hurt at all, he must be made of iron". And so was born the nic. Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 11:50 PM (SAMxH) It suits you to a T. You didn't happen to call Mark Levin tonight did you? (i know you didn't, but) guy was born with sever depression, hit by a car when he was about 7, another car around 23 when he went through the windshield and brushed himself off, then he was piloting and ran into a mountain. Bottom line, is buck the fuck up people. Not in it for the battle, in it for the war. (Shorter version-you're motivating)

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 08:01 PM (8FeS+)

644 604 Doin fine, lookin around and thinkin that life is sort of nice lately.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 11:45 PM (SAMxH)

Dang, that is such a beautiful thing to be able to say. What state are you in, again? I srsly gotta get outta this place. So far, I'm thinking Texas, OK, Idaho, Arkansas, Indianapolis (very last resort), Montana, Wyoming. Someplace I can write a low 5-figure check for a decent dwelling and pop caps from the back yard.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 11:47 PM (8lmkt)

http://boskolives.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/tornado-map.gif

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:01 PM (T1005)

645

Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at July 25, 2013 11:35 PM

Not a problem. Any time you need them just ask.

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 25, 2013 08:01 PM (+9AX9)

646 Conservative Crank, prayers added for Maggie. Horde, please keep my brother Paul in yours. He is despondent, paralyzed from several, probably only one, in his neck bones, Strep virus was everywhere. It was in his blood, lungs, urinary tract and then the doctor gave me odds of him living 50/50. Then they finally took him off ventilator and he could not use anything. He was paralyzed. One nurse said he may have had a stroke. He did mot. The infection was also in cervical spine. he can only use part of left arm. I couldnÂ’t think of anything else to say other than it sucks. I read him of healing power of prayers from Peaches Saturday.

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 08:02 PM (z4WKX)

647 omg, big bro is on!!! l8r g8rs!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:02 PM (8lmkt)

648 Now I've got to break the hermetic seal on the "Box that Shall Not Be Opened" and extract the Rose-Colored Glasses in order to make it through the next 24 hours. Posted by: Smokey Behr at July 25, 2013 11:51 PM (QyeW7) Sweet Jesus, dude, sack up. You're on the ONT at AoSHQ, not Heloise's Homemaking Tips. Here- have a bottle of Val-U-Rite. It eases the pain and muffles the cries you hear of "Mommy!!".

Posted by: Bill H at July 25, 2013 08:02 PM (3sZO1)

649 634 Removes the moral element. Not a sin if not a choice

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 08:02 PM (albkL)

650 Fudge. Maybe Tray Tray had a great idea with this Robotussin.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 08:02 PM (8FeS+)

651 630 - I'm thinking that if they turned these guys over to us, we could save them a BUNCH of money on trial and incarceration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 08:03 PM (aDwsi)

652 So my kiddos are doing their Sunday school workbook, and one of the questions was Who is the Enemy? Remind me to correct the answer Satin!

Posted by: Jmel at July 25, 2013 08:03 PM (cfFqn)

653 I just think it's easier for women to go have a munch than it is for a dude to take it up the squeakhole. Just my personal opinion, based on observation alone. Posted by: Peaches I like the cut of your jib, and am intrigued by your observations. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 25, 2013 08:03 PM (9bMee)

654 Pot farmers kept rape victim in box>>

there is a famous photo that will tell you my feelings on this (I have 2 daughters not that it would change things).

http://tinyurl.com/llaz5do

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:04 PM (qo244)

655 Posted by: CarolT at July 26, 2013 12:02 AM (z4WKX)

girl, he's on the list every night. another one I'm about to go postal on the Big Guy about like lucy from peanuts on one of these days. xoxo, honey, I just don't even know what to say, but I'm glad he has you in his life. {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:04 PM (8lmkt)

656 Strep virus

Bacterium, I think. So was this Rheumatic fever / Scarlet fever?

Prayers for your bro, yes

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:04 PM (d7tB2)

657 Removes the moral element. Not a sin if not a choice That's BS. Lots of criminals out there that can't control their impulses. Their actions are deemed to be wrong.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 25, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT)

658 Here is 1.7 acres in Arizona. $6,900.
http://www.landwatch.com/Pinal-County-Arizona-Land-for-sale/pid/200184554

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 08:05 PM (RTYg0)

659 God, I hope I'm just seeing thigh meat there.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 08:06 PM (JcrxM)

660 Lock those two in a dark hole WITH NO WEED.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:06 PM (d7tB2)

661 Weirddave, if you're still here, my husband and I have slept on a sleep number bed for a couple of nights. It was nowhere near as comfortable as our viscoelastic foam mattress (Tempurpedic knock-off) that we've had for about twelve years.

Posted by: Mindy at July 25, 2013 08:06 PM (Z08cx)

662

I keep hearing the "born this way" / 'it's a choice" debate.....so I ask What's It Matter? What's different if the answer one way or another?

As someone else mentioned, it removes some of the moral element. Also, the government has plenty of reasons not to grant any special recognition of a lifestyle "choice".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 08:06 PM (lr3d7)

663 Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 11:56 PM (/9IC1) I think that was Sleep Train, and the answer is no. Rush never let them return, even after asking nicely. With large wads of unmarked cash.

Posted by: Bill H at July 25, 2013 08:07 PM (3sZO1)

664

Conservative Crank at July 25, 2013 11:07 PM

Prayer sent.

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 25, 2013 08:07 PM (+9AX9)

665 Weirddave, also, our foam mattress works even during a power outage.

Posted by: Mindy at July 25, 2013 08:07 PM (Z08cx)

666 Sweet Jesus, dude, sack up. You're on the ONT at AoSHQ, not Heloise's Homemaking Tips. Here- have a bottle of Val-U-Rite. It eases the pain and muffles the cries you hear of "Mommy!!".

Posted by: Bill H at July 26, 2013 12:02 AM (3sZO1)

Oh, God love ya, you are my kinda moron!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:07 PM (8lmkt)

667 Sleep number beds are just air matresses. the gimmick is adjusting the level of inflation by number. otherwise nothing special.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 08:08 PM (JcrxM)

668 Sean Bannion, true story. You can miss 48 hours of Ranger School due to medevac and still graduate. Day 10 of the 12-day patrol in Florida we had a jump. All everyone could think about (secretly, of course) was how to get hurt on the jump -- not too badly, but badly enough to get medevaced and go back to the sweet, sweet rear. Of course winds were high and we marched from Auxiliary Field 6 out to the drop zone instead, and then started the mission.

Posted by: Julius north of the Rubicon at July 25, 2013 08:08 PM (QVC7W)

669 Thank you for your service, Julius. God bless you and keep you safe.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:10 PM (8lmkt)

670
   Absolutely agree, McGregor. I have 2 daughters also.

   I'll tolerate a tremendous amount directed at me, but mess with my kids and there is just no safe place for you.

    And I wouldn't twitch an eyebrow.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 08:10 PM (SAMxH)

671 Peaches- I got here late, How are things? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 25, 2013 08:11 PM (z4WKX)

672 Why is it better to coerce a child to be the gender you want it to be than wish for a specific gender child and accept it wasn't the one you wanted?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:11 PM (qo244)

673 Well, then

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:11 PM (d7tB2)

674 Still talking about beds? We've got an encapsulated waterbed -- it's a waterbed only about 3-4" deep that sits in the middle of a foam mattress. It is really super comfy. It can also be adjusted in firmness by water level.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:11 PM (T1005)

675 cthulhu, of course, got the Number

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:11 PM (d7tB2)

676 er

Posted by: mtr at July 25, 2013 08:12 PM (tgvJj)

677 Now that President Touchdown has Solved The Economy do you suppose he will go away and leave us alone?

Fat chance, huh?

Posted by: dissent555 at July 25, 2013 08:13 PM (yR6A1)

678

I have had many very dear gay men friends and, for them, I know it's not. They really are born that way. I don't get it but, hey, I don't have to.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 11:50 PM (8lmkt)

I don't deny that some men are born gay, but I do think that there are others who are drawn to the lifestyle because it allows them to avoid dealing with mental health issues. They embrace the more destructive aspects of the culture because it's what they would have done anyway, but if they were straight they'd face a lot more pressure to get help. Instead, they can tell themselves that any disapproval of their lifestyle is merely "homophobia".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 08:13 PM (lr3d7)

679 #604 Peaches - Hope you will consider Texas. I love it down here. Stay away from Dallas and Austin, but Ft Worth, Houston and San Antonio are great. Also a lot of middlin towns and smaller towns too.

Posted by: SAT Rose at July 25, 2013 08:13 PM (ZE10R)

680 Good news everyone, your Prius or Escape can be hacked.
http://tinyurl.com/l3wlbpv

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 08:14 PM (RTYg0)

681 667 cthulhu, of course, got the Number

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 12:11 AM (d7tB2)

Which, this time, I was totally not expecting. I thought, "well, I can do a short comment and see if anyone is interested and still get in to the running for 'eeeeebil'." Then I zipped to the end and....boink.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:14 PM (T1005)

682 We were quite taken by the memory foam Sleep Number bed. It has temperature-dispersing fabric, which is awesome because Dave's a sweaty guy.

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 08:14 PM (aH+zP)

683 I'll go with the first thing that popped into my head. Smegma.

Posted by: MostlyRight at July 25, 2013 08:14 PM (keHcs)

684

Peaches at July 25, 2013 11:47 PM

How much snow are you willing to put up with?

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 25, 2013 08:14 PM (+9AX9)

685 Good news everyone, your Prius or Escape can be hacked.
http://tinyurl.com/l3wlbpv

by fuckin' douchebags with no capacity for embarrassment . . . srsly, who would even want to do that????

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:15 PM (8lmkt)

686 I'll go with the first thing that popped into my head. Smegma.

What a coincidence . . .

Posted by: Michael Douglas at July 25, 2013 08:16 PM (d7tB2)

687 If you believe in evolution by natural selection, you cannot believe that homosexuality is genetic and remain logically consistent.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 25, 2013 08:16 PM (29vnO)

688 Oh, God love ya, you are my kinda moron!!! Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2013 12:07 AM (8lmkt) Been here forever ('04? '05?) but I never get to do much on the ONT- action is too fast and my typing is too slow. I know well you're one of the main characters for the ONT. Love ya for it *smooch* (NO! Not in a Filner way!!)

Posted by: Bill H at July 25, 2013 08:16 PM (3sZO1)

689 Lots of criminals out there that can't control their impulses. Their actions are deemed to be wrong.>>

I rage twitched on the 13 year old girl getting gangraped by (fucking Illegals) earlier today. And My white culture is the fucking problem? Take the plank out of your own eye race baiter.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:17 PM (qo244)

690 Peaches, it was DARPA funded. Things that make you go "whut!?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 08:17 PM (RTYg0)

691 How much snow are you willing to put up with?

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 26, 2013 12:14 AM (+9AX9)

depends on whether there's skiiing, but i'm very flexible. it's really all about the money at this point. where are you talking about? because for Texas, I've looked a lot at Tyler and also the hill country and west texas. don't really care that much, just want a cozy little cabin at the end of a long dirt road and an internet connection and a convenient source of beer.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:17 PM (8lmkt)

692 If you believe in evolution by natural selection, you cannot believe that homosexuality is genetic and remain logically consistent.

We can, however, suspect that it might be caused by an infection contracted in utero or in early infancy. Which would also remove free will from the equation.

Germs cause all kinds of non-obvious side-effects . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:18 PM (d7tB2)

693

If you believe in evolution by natural selection, you cannot believe that homosexuality is genetic and remain logically consistent.

Bullshit. Homosexuality could easily be caused by a combination of recessive genes that do no harm otherwise and are passed along from straight parent to straight child. Not to mention that plenty of homosexuals throughout history have fathered children.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 08:19 PM (lr3d7)

694 So....apparently my mother's ringing of a dinner bell to get our asses back home is racist.

My mother was born in Israel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2013 08:19 PM (gqgiP)

695

just want a cozy little cabin at the end of a long dirt road and an internet connection and a convenient source of beer.

Ah, the moron dream.

Posted by: harleycowboy at July 25, 2013 08:20 PM (+9AX9)

696 Also what my fellow Coloradan mentioned.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:20 PM (d7tB2)

697 Jeeeeezuuuuus. Michael Moore shaved and got a full body wax.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2013 08:20 PM (SkyIE)

698 My mother was born in Israel.

So you're super extra apartheid racist.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:20 PM (d7tB2)

699 Just saw 'the far, far way back' , 'way, way far back' or whatever. 'Meatballs' rip - off with more Pabst Blue Ribbon product placement. Wealthy WASP teen angst? Been there. Owned that. Yes, I said 'MEH'! Caroll Steve sucked too!

Posted by: Bill Murray at July 25, 2013 08:21 PM (c4IyR)

700 Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 26, 2013 12:19 AM (lr3d7)

Sigh.....

Facts. They are so troublesome.

Also, genetic homosexuality can have gradations. It may very well be a predisposition, with upbringing providing the necessary impetus for active homosexual behavior.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2013 08:22 PM (gqgiP)

701 If you believe in evolution by natural selection, you cannot believe that homosexuality is genetic and remain logically consistent.>.

Then you can't believe in asthma either. There are way worse genetic aberrations than gay. Even if it's result creeps you out.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:22 PM (qo244)

702 Michael Moore shaved and got a full body wax. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 26, 2013 12:20 AM (SkyIE) I guess that does explain the Great Candle Shortage.

Posted by: Bill H at July 25, 2013 08:23 PM (3sZO1)

703

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 12:18 AM (d7tB2)

Germs, hormones, or (very long shot) chimerism.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 25, 2013 08:23 PM (29vnO)

704 Time for the old folk. My sweet lady and I have a picnic to do tomorrow. I intend to gorge.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2013 08:23 PM (SAMxH)

705 just want a cozy little cabin at the end of a long dirt road and an internet connection and a convenient source of beer.

Ah, the moron dream.>>

Wind or solar?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:23 PM (qo244)

706 @somebody else, Sure you can. You just have to posit a certain set of highly desirable hereditary traits that carries with it an increased chance of homosexuality. In the long run at population levels, this is a stable tradeoff. genetic /= hereditary.

Posted by: Piercello at July 25, 2013 08:24 PM (E/6f0)

707 [Michael Moore shaved and got a full body wax] does explain the Great Candle Shortage.

oh Lord... LOL

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:24 PM (d7tB2)

708 The horde is not only well informed, it is fast.

Posted by: Piercello at July 25, 2013 08:25 PM (E/6f0)

709 680 If you believe in evolution by natural selection, you cannot believe that homosexuality is genetic and remain logically consistent.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 26, 2013 12:16 AM (29vnO)

Sure you can. Just posit a situation where there is survival value in having a gay uncle. Families with gay uncles do better than ones without, and have more kids, outcompeting families without gay uncles. Gay dads, of course, would be a nonstarter.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:26 PM (T1005)

710 by fuckin' douchebags with no capacity for embarrassment . . . srsly, who would even want to do that???? Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2013 12:15 AM (8lmkt) Lighting a bag of shit on someones door step grew up, and is even more anonymous.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 08:26 PM (8FeS+)

711 Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 26, 2013 12:16 AM (29vnO)

I hope you realize how stunningly, mid-blowingly ignorant that statement is.

Go back to high school. Take chemistry and biology. Go to college. Take biology, biochemistry, organic chemistry, molecular biology, and then at least one year of genetics.

Then come back and explain what you mean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2013 08:26 PM (gqgiP)

712 So you're super extra apartheid racist.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 12:20 AM (d7tB2)

Well....duh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2013 08:28 PM (gqgiP)

713 700 @somebody else,

Sure you can. You just have to posit a certain set of highly desirable hereditary traits that carries with it an increased chance of homosexuality. In the long run at population levels, this is a stable tradeoff.

genetic /= hereditary.

Posted by: Piercello at July 26, 2013 12:24 AM (E/6f0)

I can't believe two people reacting to the same dumbass comment both used the word "posit".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:29 PM (T1005)

714 Wind or solar?

Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 12:23 AM (qo244)

oh, please . . . hardwired regular ol' American electricity, please. i'm not a fuckin' pioneer bitch, i get my shoes at bloomingdales facrissakes.

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:29 PM (8lmkt)

715 All I did was comment about how hard it was to make good blog posts about Funky Winkerbean. Because it's really hard to make good blog posts about Funky Winkerbean, and that's no lie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2013 08:29 PM (xjpRj)

716 Heh. And at this hour! Horde FTW.

Posted by: Piercello at July 25, 2013 08:30 PM (E/6f0)

717 Go back to high school. Take chemistry and biology. Go to college. Take biology, biochemistry, organic chemistry, molecular biology, and then at least one year of genetics.

That's quite a curriculum. I can only boast GCSE chemistry off that list (although I did get an 'A' in it).

I think, for this guy, a correspondence-course in logic, or discrete-mathematics, or anything that handles "not reaching conclusions when the facts aren't at hand" would do the trick.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:31 PM (d7tB2)

718 710 All I did was comment about how hard it was to make good blog posts about Funky Winkerbean. Because it's really hard to make good blog posts about Funky Winkerbean, and that's no lie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2013 12:29 AM (xjpRj)

Great. Now I have to go look at Funky Winkerbean on Wikipedia.....thanks a fucking lot.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:31 PM (T1005)

719 The biggest reason I beleve homosexuality is genetic. Is I can get a boner from the following. Girl walking by, picture of a girl. the wif of what I think is a girls perfume and the sound of women's heels in a hallway. No way that response was taught it's innate.

Oh and a boner killer is 2 guys going at it but hetro porn is ok.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:32 PM (qo244)

720 I thought they did studies of animals and when over crowding is the factor, the animals engaged in homosexual couplings. It seems very logical. Less resources, make less off spring

Posted by: thunderb at July 25, 2013 08:32 PM (zOTsN)

721 I whack off far too much

tell us about it, we had to add extra shifts!

Posted by: teh ghosts at July 25, 2013 08:32 PM (8lmkt)

722 NEJM has many studies that homosexuality is directly related to how much the newborn eats Lucky Charms.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 08:32 PM (8FeS+)

723 depends on whether there's skiiing, but i'm very flexible. it's really all about the money at this point. where are you talking about? because for Texas, I've looked a lot at Tyler and also the hill country and west texas. don't really care that much, just want a cozy little cabin at the end of a long dirt road and an internet connection and a convenient source of beer.
Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2013 12:17 AM

Have you considered Idaho? A few CA morons moved there and haven't looked back. Skiing, wilderness, spectacular scenery, and lefties seem to avoid the place since "it's full of white supremacist survivalist types"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2013 08:32 PM (/9IC1)

724 The horde is not only well informed, it is fast. Posted by: Piercello at July 26, 2013 12:25 AM (E/6f0) Yah, well, you know the old saw about 1000 monkeys flinging shit at a keyboard for 1000 years, and eventually coming up with, like, the collected works of Michael Crighton or some such.

Posted by: Bill H at July 25, 2013 08:33 PM (3sZO1)

725 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 12:31 AM (d7tB2)

Fuck that! I had to take all of that crap, and I get my ass handed to me when I say incredibly dumb shit.

So it has to take at least that much!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2013 08:34 PM (gqgiP)

726 yah, kb, ID is on my list. i've been there numerous times (Ketchum and, once, don't ask, Boise) and it's great. plus, there's like a million ex-lapd there, i do well with them.

Posted by: teh ghosts at July 25, 2013 08:34 PM (8lmkt)

727 I think, for this guy, a correspondence-course in logic, or discrete-mathematics, or anything that handles "not reaching conclusions when the facts aren't at hand" would do the trick. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 26, 2013 12:31 AM (d7tB2) Dat shit retarded, sirrrr.

Posted by: B-29 tutored by Dee Dee. at July 25, 2013 08:35 PM (8FeS+)

728 Yeah but based on his lack of posting lately I think Jake might have got eaten by a sasquatch

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 08:35 PM (albkL)

729 Posted by: RWC at July 26, 2013 12:32 AM (8FeS+)

So.....leprechauns are gay?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2013 08:35 PM (gqgiP)

730 Yeah, he has big bones. A five foot high stack just outside the frame, stripped of all flesh and barbecue sauce. That was the start of lunch.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 08:35 PM (kcfmt)

731 Have you considered Idaho?

Or the Yukon, or Alberta, or western Montana...

Yeah, I've considered it, but I'm a computer geek. I need to be around lots of software companies. Because if I go to into an office that sucks, or if I just plain fuck up then I need to have options.

In Houston there were options. In Denver there are options; even in the *gulp* West Coast there are still options. In Boise . . . I don't know. Maybe in a decade.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:36 PM (d7tB2)

732 When it comes to homosexuality and the left, they don't care if it is "born that way" or just "a choice." They will argue whatever they need to to advance their agenda. They claim that only 10% of the population is straigh, with the oth 90% being gay or fully bisexual. They are trying to reconstruct society to fit that delusional ideal. Same thing with "gender identity." They reject that men are men or that women are women. As such they declare a persons sex to be only their reproductive organs and nothing else. Those physical differences are then though of as being no different than different skin colors, or heights, &c. With that narrative going, they simply declare that the only reason anyone would see people differently based on their sex or gender is if they are evil H8ers. It is ridiculous, but it is the narrative the Progressives have successfully pushed.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 08:37 PM (Vk2pI)

733 TPH, in other words the cellar dweller Morlocks have far too much free time. Which is a certain nefarious person they do not believe in plaything.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 08:39 PM (RTYg0)

734 When it comes to homosexuality and the left, they don't care if it is "born that way" or just "a choice." They will argue whatever they need to to advance their agenda.

Yeah, that.

*Everything* is about centralising authority into the Federal system.

Especially if they can claim it's a civil-rights issue. Even if it actually *is*, at the local level, a civil-rights issue.

I'll get off that topic because there's a chicken here looking at me funny now.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:41 PM (d7tB2)

735 Please tell me the fat man picture is photoshopped! Liposuction will need to be done with at least a dozen industrial strength oil diffusion pumps operating in unison and a garden hose.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 08:41 PM (RXQ2T)

736

just want a cozy little cabin at the end of a long dirt road and an internet connection and a convenient source of beer.

... served to me by Kate Upton while she takes a break from chopping wood for the stove.

Ah, the moron dream.

Posted by: spc at July 25, 2013 08:43 PM (WDovF)

737 oh, please . . . hardwired regular ol' American electricity, please. i'm not a fuckin' pioneer bitch, i get my shoes at bloomingdales facrissakes. >>

It was a joke sorta but we have a hunting shack in the woods and it will cost over $20K to extend the lines to it. So we have Propane lights and generators now . But since it's a weekend property we are looking into wind and solar.

http://tinyurl.com/l7gv6zd

http://tinyurl.com/k4sdwon

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:43 PM (qo244)

738 Just think of how much bio-diesel one could process out of that guy's liposuction...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 08:43 PM (RTYg0)

739 ... served to me by Kate Upton while she takes a break from chopping wood for the stove.
Ah, the moron dream. Posted by: spc at July 26, 2013>>

I more than happy to chop wood if she'll blow some.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:45 PM (qo244)

740 735 Bury him on his stomach, stick a wick in his butt and you'll have an eternal flame

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 08:45 PM (albkL)

741 725 'struth. Funky Winkerbean isn't even gay.

He's not even drunk.....he's dumber than Garfield. He's less funny than Ziggy. He's Marmaduke after little Billy has grown up to be a vet and has given him the phenobarb overdose.

gawd what a wasteland..............

Posted by: Hiho at July 26, 2013 12:35 AM (IW45z)

Yeah, just read the Wikipedia on it....not feeling much of a need to do more.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:46 PM (T1005)

742 37 I normally don't listen to Michael Savage. Did anyone elsehear the cryptic statement he made a few minutes ago before his commercial break?He'd been talking to oneof the Seal Team 6 parents, then said he didn't know how to put this without sounding the alarm bell or something like that . . . but he was going to have to disappear for a few days. Posted by: Marybeth at July 25, 2013 09:52 PM (Ks0w4) ~~~~ Yeah he'll pull crap like that every now and then. Just remember he's a few fries short of a happy meal himself. Fun to listen to here and there though. Once went on a rant about the blueberry jam in his fridge.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 08:46 PM (RXQ2T)

743 On Ellis Island my family's last name was changed from FILLHER to FILNER. I had no choice. I blame DNA.

Posted by: THEY CALL ME FILNER at July 25, 2013 08:47 PM (c4IyR)

744 ... served to me by Kate Upton while she takes a break from chopping wood for the stove. Ah, the moron dream. Posted by: spc at July 26, 2013 12:43 AM (WDovF) ~~~~ I'll chop, she cooks and blows me. Life is good.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 08:48 PM (RXQ2T)

745 Bury him on his stomach, stick a wick in his butt and you'll have an eternal flame

Posted by: DAve at July 26, 2013 12:45 AM (albkL)

that is some funny shit right there, DAve!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:48 PM (8lmkt)

746 I don't drink enough for this place. I don't know how. Never learned. Do you suppose Lime Bite whateveritis would work in a Diet Lime Coke? I think that might be all we've got in the house.

Posted by: Synova at July 25, 2013 08:50 PM (7/PU+)

747 #731 You made me think of this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/276059731

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 08:50 PM (JcrxM)

748 Kate Upton while she takes a break from chopping wood

I've got some wood for her iykwim

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 08:51 PM (d7tB2)

749 737 735 Bury him on his stomach, stick a wick in his butt and you'll have an eternal flame Posted by: DAve at July 26, 2013 12:45 AM (albkL) ~~~~~~ Lemonade spewing through my nose all over my laptop!!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 08:51 PM (RXQ2T)

750 Geeze, I hate to step into this arena, I'm tired of hearing about it. And yet...

I have never had a rational, intelligent person, look me straight in the eye and say that they sincerely believe that some guy is born with a genetic need to buttfuck some other guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 25, 2013 08:51 PM (aDwsi)

751
Vid: New Wolverine movie post-credit scene. An intro to the next X-Men movie.

https://tinyurl.com/ksza58n

Cam, natch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2013 08:52 PM (kdS6q)

752 Hi late night ont. watching King Of The Hill, funny as hell

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 08:52 PM (vgd4f)

753 724 Posted by: RWC at July 26, 2013 12:32 AM (8FeS+) So.....leprechauns are gay? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2013 12:35 AM (gqgiP Only the ones with pointy shoes.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 08:53 PM (8FeS+)

754 Again I have to say: Marisa Tomei > Kate Upton

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2013 08:53 PM (V1ZIU)

755 733 oh, please . . . hardwired regular ol' American electricity, please. i'm
not a fuckin' pioneer bitch, i get my shoes at bloomingdales
facrissakes. >>

It was a joke sorta but we have a hunting shack in the woods and it will cost over $20K to extend the lines to it. So we have Propane lights and generators now . But since it's a weekend property we are looking into wind and solar.

http://tinyurl.com/l7gv6zd

http://tinyurl.com/k4sdwon

Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 12:43 AM (qo244)

If it's in the woods, why not burn wood? If you've got hills on the property, maybe impound some of the water for hydropower? For solar, your first question should be what latitude you have; for wind, do you have prevailing winds -- the whole global-warming government-subsidy treehugger-pandering industry is all about ignoring local conditions.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 08:53 PM (T1005)

756 lou!!!! smooches!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 08:53 PM (8lmkt)

757 To add to the Gatorade/Pocari Sweat comments, I read once that Gatorade was originally formulated by analyzing sweat for the useful chemicals the human body loses when it sweats. Maybe true, maybe not. Too tired to Google it. Good night! P.S. It's got electrolytes.

Posted by: Frank Underwood (D-SC) at July 25, 2013 08:53 PM (OpaBw)

758 Sorry, take the 731 off the end of that url. I hate posting with my phone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 08:54 PM (JcrxM)

759 747 Geeze, I hate to step into this arena, I'm tired of hearing about it. And yet... I have never had a rational, intelligent person, look me straight in the eye and say that they sincerely believe that some guy is born with a genetic need to buttfuck some other guy. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 26, 2013 12:51 AM (aDwsi) ~~~ It is a choice. Suicide is not genetic.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 08:55 PM (RXQ2T)

760 I have never had a rational, intelligent person, look me straight in the eye and say that they sincerely believe that some guy is born with a genetic need to buttfuck some other guy.>>

I can't get past the fact that I get wood at the sight or a wiff of a woman. How can someone getting wood for a man not be genetic?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 08:57 PM (qo244)

761 Homosexuality - 3 percent of the population 90 percent media saturation. Good gig if you can get it.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 08:58 PM (8FeS+)

762 747 Geeze, I hate to step into this arena, I'm tired of hearing about it. And yet... I have never had a rational, intelligent person, look me straight in the eye and say that they sincerely believe that some guy is born with a genetic need to buttfuck some other guy. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 26, 2013 12:51 AM (aDwsi) Actually the genes program for a knack for decorating and a fascination with Broadway musicals. Being gay is just a side effect.

Posted by: eman at July 25, 2013 08:58 PM (AO9UG)

763 So... the post is saying that if you eat liver and drink pop you will end up fat?

Posted by: Deathknyte at July 25, 2013 09:00 PM (X9YwZ)

764 There should be an ONT+ at 350 comments with links to things that don't make one contemplate porcelain vessels. Like rainbows and cheeky lasses, and beer flavored beer, and the like.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 25, 2013 09:00 PM (AA6QE)

765 755 Sorry, take the 731 off the end of that url. I hate posting with my phone. Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2013 12:54 AM (JcrxM) ~~~~~~ Heh, loved the eye goggles!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:00 PM (RXQ2T)

766 How can someone getting wood for a man not be genetic?

Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 12:57 AM (qo244)

yeah, that's how I see it, McG. certainly there are a few sad cases that couldn't get a woman with a stungun and a 'napper van, but in general I don't see any man going, hmmmmm, I could get me some pooter, but I think I'll go for some shwetty bawls instead. and let's be real, if all you want is butt, well, lots of women will give you that, too.

tmi???

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 09:01 PM (8lmkt)

767 Screw it, I'm out. *steps warily away from blog*

Posted by: Piercello at July 25, 2013 09:01 PM (E/6f0)

768 If you believe in evolution by natural selection, you cannot believe that homosexuality is genetic and remain logically consistent. Posted by: somebody else, Do you wear glasses?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 25, 2013 09:02 PM (AA6QE)

769

Wonder what the fat guy's liver looks like compared to the pic of the liver. Or compared to say Keith Richard's liver.

In fact, who do you think has the world's worst liver (still living)?

Posted by: Jon in TX at July 25, 2013 09:02 PM (PKRPm)

770 No one taught me to respond to girls the way I did. It was a reflex. It was programmed in by genes. Being gay could be just as much genetically determined as is being bald.

Posted by: eman at July 25, 2013 09:02 PM (AO9UG)

771 If it's in the woods, why not burn wood? If you've got hills on the property, maybe impound some of the water for hydropower? For solar, your first question should be what latitude you have; for wind, do you have prevailing winds -- the whole global-warming government-subsidy treehugger-pandering industry is all about ignoring local conditions.>>

No hydro power but all those other things is what we have been doing for the past 40 years. Light (without a match) and some electronic comforts are the reason we are looking at some way to charge batteries. We have the generators but they are way overkill for the little stuff.

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:02 PM (qo244)

772

Marisa Tomei > Kate Upton

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2013 12:53 AM (V1ZIU)

Marisa Tomei eating out Kate Upton? Yes please.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 09:03 PM (lr3d7)

773 Posted by: Hiho at July 26, 2013 01:00 AM (IW45z)

What Hiho said.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:03 PM (T1005)

774 748
Vid: New Wolverine movie post-credit scene. An intro to the next X-Men movie.

https://tinyurl.com/ksza58n

Cam, natch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2013 12:52 AM (kdS6q)

Very nice.

Also its been announced that Bolivar Trask is going to be played by Peter Dinklage.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2013 09:03 PM (LI48c)

775 sheesh, I gots to go to bed. big bro is over and, dammit, julie chen should immediately execute her stylist, she looked like crap from that horrible hairdo to her super-ick shoes, and don't even get me started on the pants, shirt from hell and what were they thinking jewelry.

with that, my work here is done. sleep well, darlings, and God bless. at least tomorrow is Friday. yee-haw!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 09:04 PM (8lmkt)

776 Not all gays are born that way. plenty are made. I can't tell you how many gay men I've met whose first sexual experience was being molested by an older man.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 09:06 PM (JcrxM)

777 751 If that sign means Tomei's on top I endorse that message. At least at the start

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 09:06 PM (albkL)

778 My IQ is probably higher than yours (betting the odds here; I'm assuming the average IQ round here is about 120 and that its a skewed distribution around that: Posted by: Hiho Since when did IQ = authoritative on any subject? Same with gays. Who cares. Should have started with that line.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 25, 2013 09:06 PM (AA6QE)

779
Re: Gay

Shirley Jones has a new memoir out. Confirming that her late husband Jack Cassidy was bi, not a real shocker there, and into some kinky stuff. Ummm.. Mama Partridge three-way.

Also turns out Cassidy slept with Noel Coward to get an acting job, then carried on with him over the years in gay dominatrix play. Used to make Coward get out of his wheelchair and crawl across the floor to service him and such.

Hollywood, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2013 09:07 PM (kdS6q)

780 My IQ is probably higher than yours (betting the odds here; I'm assuming the average IQ round here is about 120 and that its a skewed distribution around that:

Posted by: Hiho

srsly, who says shit like that???

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 09:07 PM (8lmkt)

781 srsly, who says shit like that??? Posted by: Peaches Those looking for the thin thrill of online confrontation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 25, 2013 09:09 PM (AA6QE)

782 I'm surprised Filner didn't get his ass kicked by the female baggage handlers, they aren't generally the kind who take a pinch of the ass lightly.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:10 PM (CMlD4)

783 Barack Obama is the "Funky Winkerbean" to Bill Clinton's "Ziggy."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2013 09:10 PM (xjpRj)

784 My IQ is probably higher than yours (betting the odds here; I'm
assuming the average IQ round here is about 120 and that its a skewed
distribution around that:

Posted by: Hiho

srsly, who says shit like that???
Posted by: Peaches

Someone who drags our score down.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (CMlD4)

785 Well I think you should blow me, and i have an IQ of 152!!!

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (albkL)

786 774 Not all gays are born that way. plenty are made. I can't tell you how many gay men I've met whose first sexual experience was being molested by an older man.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2013 01:06 AM (JcrxM)

Samuel Delany (a gay Science-Fiction author) had a (gay) character in one of his books go off on this glorious rant about how the born gays were fine, persuaded gays were fine, but the "political gays" were total obnoxious creeps. I wish I could remember the name of the book so I could find it again, because events have reinforced the message time and time again.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (T1005)

787 Here's a ruler *presents a ruler*

You two guys measure it out yourselves.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (d7tB2)

788

They gays I've personally known all insist that they were born that way. Who am I to question what they are saying. Are there just weird fuckers out there who swing both ways? Yeah, but as a friend of mine always said, if you've had a cock in your mouth, you're gay. Of course, he's the same guy who says that all women are lesbians because who doesn't love pussy.

Posted by: Jon in TX at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (PKRPm)

789 tmi???

I agree. If one wants freak they can find it in both sexes. If one want's longevity they will avoid the freak in general. My 2 wives were the freaks and it fuked up my life. I will die a lonely bastard because I couldn't pick well. Fuck I had my fun though!

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (qo244)

790 Hi peaches, they were singing the peaches song on King Of The Hill, and I thought of you

and your going night night, so night night!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:11 PM (vgd4f)

791 Someone who drags our score down.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2013 01:11 AM (CMlD4)

oh, snap!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 25, 2013 09:12 PM (8lmkt)

792 768 No one taught me to respond to girls the way I did. It was a reflex. It was programmed in by genes. Being gay could be just as much genetically determined as is being bald. Posted by: eman at July 26, 2013 01:02 AM (AO9UG) ~~~ No gene has been found and people have been looking, fags and straights. There may be one but I highly doubt it. People stick their Little Generals in all sorts of things to get their jollies and none of those are genetic. Every fag I know has done it with a woman, most with women. It is a lifestyle. What they do in their house is their business; I do not wish to hear about it.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:13 PM (RXQ2T)

793
Marisa Tomei > Kate Upton
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Marisa Tomei U Kate Upton

Yes, the blog where you see set notation jokes....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2013 09:13 PM (kdS6q)

794 787 So sorry to hear that. What are their names and phone numbers, so that I can avoid them?

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 09:13 PM (albkL)

795 All everyone could think about (secretly, of course) was how to get hurt on the jump ... Posted by: Julius north of the Rubicon at July 26, 2013 12:08 AM (QVC7W) ~ Except those few that didn't "know" they tabbed. When they name you PL on the final patrol of Ranger School it tends to focus your attention.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 09:13 PM (SzAZ7)

796 793 I says shit like that. If you are predicating your response on the intelligence of the person answering you, I can tell you: I'm intelligent. wasshisname asked, I answered. I happen to know because my parents tested the bejeesus ot of me because I didn't seem normal. And I'm not.

srsly though, who cares? I don't. Lots of people have lower IQs than me and they are way more worth listening to. Shut up about me. It isn't interesting.

Dragonflies are interesting.

Posted by: Hiho at July 26, 2013 01:13 AM (IW45z)

Whatever you say Sheldon.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2013 09:15 PM (LI48c)

797 srsly, who says shit like that??? Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2013 01:07 AM (8lmkt Love me. Please love me!

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 09:16 PM (8FeS+)

798 That's hawt.

Posted by: Stan at July 25, 2013 09:16 PM (5J3Mj)

799 778 My IQ is probably higher than yours (betting the odds here; I'm
assuming the average IQ round here is about 120 and that its a skewed
distribution around that:

Posted by: Hiho

srsly, who says shit like that???

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2013 01:07 AM (8lmkt)

I skimmed the IQ stuff -- mine was high enough in elementary school to have me skipped a grade, but I've been doing my best through alcohol and a career in accountancy to get it back within normal range. I think Hiho's point, however, is valid -- you don't start out with "insert tab A in slot B", you start out with "who makes you feel good to snuggle with?" From there, actual *sexual practice* preference can be, to a certain extent, learned.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:17 PM (T1005)

800 #779 Hope this works. http://bit.ly/ZLeKkg

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 09:17 PM (JcrxM)

801 Posted by: Hiho srsly, who says shit like that??? Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2013 01:07 AM (8lmkt) Someone with a small dick? Serious you guys I have an IQ around 140 and it doesn't mean shit. I've accomplished nothing in life except scarring my liver. Having a drive to do something is more important than IQ in my opinion...unless you want to be a doctor or something similar which requires a whole lot of other character traits than IQ.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2013 09:17 PM (V1ZIU)

802 Trying Blue Moon Agave Nectar Ale. Not bad, but still "different."

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at July 25, 2013 09:17 PM (Vk2pI)

803 No gene has been found>>

Ok is there a alcoholic gene? Since that is a drive people will follow to their grave. And if you say there is how about a meth gene or a heroin gene?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:18 PM (qo244)

804
srsly, who says shit like that???
Posted by: Peaches

Youngsters still near enough to their high-school years to remember their locker combination.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2013 09:18 PM (kdS6q)

805 716 I whack off far too much tell us about it, we had to add extra shifts! Posted by: teh ghosts at July 26, 2013 12:32 AM (8lmkt) Assholes, all of yous

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2013 09:18 PM (rxiVp)

806 Cthulhu - Samuel Delany

The Jewels of Aptor
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/41981/41981-h/41981-h.htm

or Captives of the Flame
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/41905/41905-h/41905-h.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 09:19 PM (RTYg0)

807 Whatever you say Sheldon. Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2013 01:15 AM (LI48c) If that is what they're going for, A+ Hiho.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 09:19 PM (8FeS+)

808 They pull the liver out of that fat guy, while emptying the soda can?

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 09:19 PM (K6CHr)

809 Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at July 26, 2013 01:17 AM (Vk2pI) don't fruit the beer

Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2013 09:20 PM (ZNQKl)

810 I find this all a bit disturbing and I'm not the least bit aroused. Frankly I'm wondering why I bothered to take my pants off in the first place... I have pictures to take and tweet and this is not helping at all. 😬

Posted by: Alberto Gamble at July 25, 2013 09:22 PM (zFDQF)

811 Captives of the Flame- is that a gay reference?

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 09:22 PM (albkL)

812 790 768 No one taught me to respond to girls the way I did. It was a reflex. It was programmed in by genes. Being gay could be just as much genetically determined as is being bald. Posted by: eman at July 26, 2013 01:02 AM (AO9UG) ~~~ No gene has been found and people have been looking, fags and straights. There may be one but I highly doubt it. People stick their Little Generals in all sorts of things to get their jollies and none of those are genetic. Every fag I know has done it with a woman, most with women. It is a lifestyle. What they do in their house is their business; I do not wish to hear about it. Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 26, 2013 01:13 AM (RXQ2T) It doesn't have to be one gene, in fact it likely is several working in concert. Those same genes activated differently could fail to produce gaynosity. Plus, if you add in environmental factors, you may never be able to prove anything more than genes plays a role, but are not the whole story. Except when they are.

Posted by: eman at July 25, 2013 09:22 PM (AO9UG)

813 791 Marisa Tomei > Kate Upton Posted by: Dack Thrombosis Marisa Tomei AND Kate Upton

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:22 PM (RXQ2T)

814 Looks to me like OSP won the bet.

Beckoning Chasm must now blow OSP, and the middle class.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2013 09:22 PM (cHZB7)

815 806 Cthulhu - Samuel Delany

The Jewels of Aptor
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/41981/41981-h/41981-h.htm

or Captives of the Flame
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/41905/41905-h/41905-h.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 01:19 AM (RTYg0)

I think the particular rant I'm thinking of was in either Dhalgren or Triton.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:23 PM (T1005)

816 I have an IQ of 300 and dare any of you to prove me wrong (unless the scale doesn't go that high in which case I have the highest one bitches)

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:23 PM (qo244)

817 Our main biological drive is to reproduce. As such, we are genetically programmed to sexually get off, and our instincts are to knock boots with someone with whom we can reproduce (i.e. a fertile human of the opposite sex). While there certainly are some people for whom this instinct is off in that their instinct is to seek sexual stimulation with people they can't reproduce with. Without normal judgment being given, it is not within the norm and thus different in that respect. In a broader sense, though, our main instinct is to get off sexually, and that instinct can be trained to be satisfied with something/someone else... more or less. Regardless of all that, most men are men who like hot ladies. Most women are women who like studs. The Progressives want to deny that obvious reality, and substitute their own. THAT is where the problem lies.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)

818 ...assuming the average IQ round here is about 120 ... OMG! That"s exactly my IQ! How did you know? Is that you, NSA Trudy?

Posted by: Average AoS Commenter at July 25, 2013 09:25 PM (euACX)

819 My IQ is 7" and I'm a very deep thinker

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 09:25 PM (albkL)

820 There will be no blowing each other on the ont. damn people put your pants on

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:25 PM (vgd4f)

821 Those were the only two in Gutenberg. Thought it was worth a shot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 09:26 PM (RTYg0)

822 O/T Cthulhu - a recent foundry tour confirmed a suspicion of mine: 3-D printers are in fact quite good for making positives that, when properly sealed and finished, will produce good molds. If you can deal with cast aluminum, bronze or brass, with some small amount of finishing, you have a solution. Cast iron and other ferrous alloys are a bit more involved.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2013 09:26 PM (FlRtG)

823 I have an IQ of 300 and dare any of you to prove me wrong (unless the scale doesn't go that high in which case I have the highest one bitches) Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244) My IQ is 2005.

Posted by: Q at July 25, 2013 09:26 PM (Vk2pI)

824 Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244) Is there an absolute IQ scale.....like temperature.....you know Kelvin, Rankin?

Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2013 09:26 PM (ZNQKl)

825 I think it's safe to say that human sexuality must be complex, because there is evidence ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf ) that people have been thinking about it and obsessing over it for at least 24000 years.....and they still haven't figured it out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:26 PM (T1005)

826 Is there an absolute IQ scale.....like temperature.....you know Kelvin, Rankin?>>

If there is who is absolute zero?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:29 PM (qo244)

827 My IQ is 144 (measured by 7 part WAIS test three different times over a 20 year span). Does that make me the dunce around here? Also, success comes from character, not IQ. I may be intelligent on paper, but I'm the laziest bastard I know.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 09:29 PM (JcrxM)

828 Human Sexuality is not so complex. You get a text and it gives you a boner.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 09:29 PM (SzAZ7)

829 823 Q, ha, mine is 2005 infinity, so there, hurumphhh

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:29 PM (vgd4f)

830 816 I have an IQ of 300 and dare any of you to prove me wrong (unless the scale doesn't go that high in which case I have the highest one bitches) Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244) Fuck IQ. i was a pararescue SEALTeam 13 Airborne Rescue Ranger with time in Green Beret Delta Strike force.

Posted by: RWC at July 25, 2013 09:29 PM (8FeS+)

831 Is there an absolute IQ scale.....like temperature.....you know Kelvin, Rankin?>> If there is who is absolute zero? Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 01:29 AM (qo244) Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 25, 2013 09:29 PM (Vk2pI)

832 But why can't there be a politically correct sexual impulse that demands you vote for lower taxes and own guns?

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:30 PM (CMlD4)

833 And it begins - SHUT: Squirrel found at CA campground infected with 'black plague'...

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 09:30 PM (r98SZ)

834 If there is who is absolute zero? Posted by: McGregor at July 26, 2013 01:29 AM (qo244) I got an opinion on that.

Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2013 09:30 PM (ZNQKl)

835 human sexuality must be complex... they still haven't figured it out.... _____________ How do I put this...?

Posted by: Midnight Commenter at July 25, 2013 09:32 PM (euACX)

836 How do I put this...? Posted by: Midnight Commenter at July 26, 2013 01:32 AM (euACX) You mean where?

Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2013 09:32 PM (ZNQKl)

837 834 Yep. Like 30 miles away from me

Posted by: DAve at July 25, 2013 09:33 PM (albkL)

838 834 UWP, too funny. Every year a group of us go camping. Everyone wanted to go to CA. Hubby & I said no way. Don't want to spend our hard earned dollars there. Everyone gave us shit, said we're too political. Can't wait to bring up the bubonic plague!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:33 PM (vgd4f)

839 826- Art is what makes us definitively human. The oldest sculpted piece showing form, abstraction, balance and craft known appears to be a woman's bosom. Ergo, breast men are highly evolved.

Posted by: CAC at July 25, 2013 09:33 PM (rxiVp)

840 In the end I care less about who you want to fuck and way more if you want my money to subsidize something else you do. Biking, lightrail......

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:35 PM (qo244)

841 I'm shocked they don't find the plague in Oak/SF on a weekly basis

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:35 PM (CMlD4)

842 'black plague'... ~ Yes?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 25, 2013 09:36 PM (SzAZ7)

843 I hate liver. If I need extra iron in my diet, I'll eat a nail.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2013 09:36 PM (cHZB7)

844 I think Sheila Jackson Lee or Hank Johnson have a better chance at receiving a rating of 0 IQ.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 09:36 PM (RTYg0)

845 And I understand all about being bi. Sometimes I use my other hand.

Posted by: Common Commenter at July 25, 2013 09:36 PM (euACX)

846 It doesn't have to be one gene, in fact it likely is several working in concert. Those same genes activated differently could fail to produce gaynosity. Plus, if you add in environmental factors, you may never be able to prove anything more than genes plays a role, but are not the whole story. Except when they are. Posted by: eman at July 26, 2013 01:22 AM (AO9UG) ~~~ Or not. Or just a sick lifestyle. I'll go with that until medical genetics tells me otherwise. If they do, then we have found a gene therapy to cure it. NIH grants come to daddy!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:37 PM (RXQ2T)

847 843 lol!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:37 PM (vgd4f)

848 822

O/T Cthulhu - a recent foundry tour confirmed a suspicion of mine: 3-D printers are in fact quite good for making positives that, when properly sealed and finished, will produce good molds. If you can deal with cast aluminum, bronze or brass, with some small amount of finishing, you have a solution. Cast iron and other ferrous alloys are a bit more involved.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 26, 2013 01:26 AM (FlRtG)

Problem is, a good mold isn't just a representation of the object, it has to embody a strategy for fill and release. 3D printing is best for items like http://tinyurl.com/ktfo2bb or http://tinyurl.com/l4f75gc -- which really can't be created any other way. When people keep going on and on (and on and on and on and on) about stuff like http://tinyurl.com/k9valj2, it just makes me crazy -- 'cause doing that with 3D printing is like building a house with a dremel instead of a skilsaw.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:37 PM (T1005)

849 Calling it the black plague is racist.

Posted by: Reverend Al at July 25, 2013 09:38 PM (JcrxM)

850 845 I think Sheila Jackson Lee or Hank Johnson have a better chance at receiving a rating of 0 IQ. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 01:36 AM (RTYg0) ~ I think they had to adjust the low end after Hank's Guam comments.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 09:39 PM (SzAZ7)

851 Okay, this 'gehy' chat unearthed an old memory. Crap, I'm an old guy... Nothing recent is worth remembering- so their all old. None the less, me an the missus (about 25 years ago) are out to dinner with a married couple , maybe five years older than us. The guy goes out to feed the meter (f-ing cheapskate, my missus whine about us using the valet- but I digress). The wives start chatting about likes/ dislikes about sex acts... Poor slob walks in just as his wife says '... And Jerry has recently become interested in my butt holes.i find it is gusting , and spend most of my focus shooing him away from 'there'" After about 20 some seconds of fantasizing about this young beauty's arse, I shift my gaze to Jerry... He leans in a bit and says,' maybe I'm turning gay". Last time we had dinner with them.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 09:40 PM (K6CHr)

852 839 834 UWP, too funny. Every year a group of us go camping. Everyone wanted to go to CA. Hubby & I said no way. Don't want to spend our hard earned dollars there. Everyone gave us shit, said we're too political. Can't wait to bring up the bubonic plague!! Posted by: lou's a girl at July 26, 2013 01:33 AM (vgd4f) -- They said it had 12 fleas on it. No, it HAD 13, you got 12. The other one is standing on a hill overlooking LA laughing an evil laugh. Although the doctor in the story brushes off the whole thing. I guess anti-biotics pretty much cures it nowadays.

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 09:40 PM (r98SZ)

853 Will I turn gay if I don"t know my IQ?

Posted by: McGregor at July 25, 2013 09:41 PM (qo244)

854 843 Damn. beat me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 09:41 PM (JcrxM)

855 Maspero's History of Egypt from 1906
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/17321/17321-h/17321-h.htm

To follow up with more recent could start with the 1979 Egypt Before the Pharaohs by Michael A. Hoffman. And then read up on Dr. Kent Weeks inspired Theban Mapping Project and so on.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 09:42 PM (RTYg0)

856 850, that would be funny if I didn't think someone soon will bring it up as the next outrage

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:44 PM (vgd4f)

857 >> Will I turn gay if I don"t know my IQ?

Too late.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2013 09:44 PM (cHZB7)

858 Damn. beat me. Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 26, 2013 01:41 AM (JcrxM) ~ After I'm done with myself.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 09:44 PM (SzAZ7)

859 834 And it begins -
SHUT: Squirrel found at CA campground infected with 'black plague'...

Posted by: UWP at July 26, 2013 01:30 AM (r98SZ)

There used to be an annual Renaissance Faire near Agoura, CA -- which was (in one respect) funnier than hell, 'cause the ground squirrels around Agoura were a serious reservoir of the black plague bacteria. Each Ren Faire held there had the potential to be a much more realistic simulation of early times than intended.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 09:46 PM (T1005)

860

sweet fucking deep fried pickle on a stick!!!!!!!!!

thanks a whole hell lot OSP

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 25, 2013 09:46 PM (V75zy)

861 850 Calling it the black plague is racist. Posted by: Reverend Al at July 26, 2013 01:38 AM (JcrxM) ~~~ Would you prefer afro-american plague, colored-plague or negro plague?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:46 PM (RXQ2T)

862 Agoura -- loved that tritip joint near the canyon road

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:47 PM (CMlD4)

863 I know there is a black and white film set in LA. A Mexican accidentally brings the black death north and its up to the Public Health office to stop the outbreak. But I can't remember the title.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 09:48 PM (RTYg0)

864 849 Cthulhu Are you dropping intellectual landmines for CAC? Quite ingenious ... Problem is, a good mold isn't just a representation of the object, it has to embody a strategy for fill and release. Yes, and in the case you cite, a parting line and file are a solution. In the general case, draft can be added to the print design. There are various videos on YouTube. "myfordboy" (myford: a high-quality brand of lathe) has a series of 27 videos on casting aluminum. It's actually a reasonably good primer and maybe even an intermediate guide, as some of the techniques shown are not introductory. The series is worth viewing when you have time and interest.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2013 09:48 PM (FlRtG)

865 834:UWP... Plenty of host organisms in LA county. LA times May 11, 2013: ...Los Angeles County, home to an estimated 1.1 million people in the country illegally, one-tenth of the nation's total.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 09:49 PM (K6CHr)

866 857, Reminds me of the LA city councilman who demanded that the city IT department stop refering to IDE devices as Master and Slave. Yes, that shit happened.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 09:49 PM (JcrxM)

867 I'm just finding out squirrels have fleas. Was already on the verge of not liking squirrels. This seals it.

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 09:49 PM (r98SZ)

868 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2013 01:48 AM (RTYg0) ~ Who's seen Dirty Sanchez?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 09:50 PM (SzAZ7)

869 Sorry that was Agoura Hills, might be the same place - now I thinking of med rare tri-tip and pitchers of dos equis

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:50 PM (CMlD4)

870 853 UWP, the list of things to do when camping was a joke. Don't camp near animals, don't bring pets, don't etc etc. why the fuck go camping?!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:50 PM (vgd4f)

871 That's some damned fine advice, Hiho. If you don't mind, I will avoid eating any stuff I find dead anywhere, not just in the southwest.

Posted by: Gingy at July 25, 2013 09:51 PM (aH+zP)

872 860 834 And it begins - SHUT: Squirrel found at CA campground infected with 'black plague'... Posted by: UWP at July 26, 2013 01:30 AM (r98SZ) There used to be an annual Renaissance Faire near Agoura, CA -- which was (in one respect) funnier than hell, 'cause the ground squirrels around Agoura were a serious reservoir of the black plague bacteria. Each Ren Faire held there had the potential to be a much more realistic simulation of early times than intended. Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 01:46 AM (T1005) ~~~~ Knowing the type of folks who do these things and their personal hygiene habits I am less worried about plague than I am a host of other diseases when these fairs come about.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:51 PM (RXQ2T)

873 Earlier this year LA's Skid Row area, high in transients and illegals, became an infectious disease reservoir. The CDC had to step in. Just waiting for the right time and place.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 09:51 PM (RTYg0)

874 The hazards of letting third world folks into a first world country: health goes to third world levels.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:54 PM (RXQ2T)

875
Sorry that was Agoura Hills, might be the same place - now I thinking of med rare tri-tip and pitchers of dos equis
Posted by: Jean

Wood Ranch? Right off the 101?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2013 09:54 PM (kdS6q)

876 I think nowadays we'd be able to get in front of something like the black plague pretty quick. We understand so much more about disease vectors.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 09:55 PM (SzAZ7)

877 And lets face it, the little bastards are everywhere, I'm talking about squirrels, but also liberals

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:55 PM (vgd4f)

878 cthulhu- do you recall the story that had a female character the had a tattoo which had a bound intelligence. Served as a telepathic/psionic companion. She had a take down bow and wanders some wasteland ... late 80s?

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 09:55 PM (CMlD4)

879 Avoid eating small mammals found dead in the southwest. --- Consider it AVOIDED! Easiest thing I ever did.

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (r98SZ)

880 880 cthulhu- do you recall the story that had a female character the had a tattoo which had a bound intelligence. Served as a telepathic/psionic companion. She had a take down bow and wanders some wasteland ... late 80s? Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2013 01:55 AM (CMlD4) ~~~~ I believe her name was Lovelace something . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (RXQ2T)

881 869. Avoid eating small mammals found dead in the southwest.------- Er, not 'found dead anywhere'? But confining the advice to the southwest? Thanks for the input.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (K6CHr)

882 Looks like my Saturday nights. Oh yeaaahhhh!!

Posted by: Chris M at July 25, 2013 09:57 PM (IrbU4)

883 Haha, watching Project Runway, the gays fighting like bitches. The deaf guy took out his hearing aid, bwaahaaahaa

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 09:58 PM (vgd4f)

884 *knock knock*

Worried person, "Who's there?"

"Hanta virus"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 10:00 PM (RTYg0)

885 IQ is a useful indicator of potential but there is still a gap in our ability to rate other cognitive functions that are needed in working order for the potential to be expressed.

Long ago, my brother had a Kawasaki H3 750. This was a very dangerous motorcycle. The 2-stroke triple engine was amazing but just about everything else was crap. Trying to apply that engine in the stock frame and suspension was courting insanity.

Sometime I feel like a human equivalent of that bike. I've tested in the 140s but the other bits just aren't up to the same spec and some are downright broken, such as the ADD and tendency to depression. IQ by itself just doesn't tell you enough.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 10:00 PM (kcfmt)

886 Er, not 'found dead anywhere'? But confining the advice to the southwest? Thanks for the input. Posted by: Socalcon at July 26, 2013 01:57 AM (K6CHr) But fresh roadkill you ran over yourself is still OK, right?

Posted by: Cletus, the slack jawed yokel at July 25, 2013 10:00 PM (Vk2pI)

887 Some squirrels carry a disease related to mad-cow that humans can contract from eating their brains. As if eating squirrel brains wasn't bad enough.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:00 PM (SzAZ7)

888 865

849 Cthulhu

Are you dropping intellectual landmines for CAC? Quite ingenious ...

Problem is, a good mold isn't just a representation of the object, it has to embody a strategy for fill and release.

Yes, and in the case you cite, a parting line and file are a solution.

In the general case, draft can be added to the print design.

There are various videos on YouTube. "myfordboy" (myford: a high-quality brand of lathe) has a series of 27 videos on casting aluminum. It's actually a reasonably good primer and maybe even an intermediate guide, as some of the techniques shown are not introductory. The series is worth viewing when you have time and interest.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 26, 2013 01:48 AM (FlRtG)

Nah, not trying to get crosswise with nobody, just not as taken with 3D printing as the Make Mag guys are. There are certain things (previous comment had examples) where a parting line ain't gonna get you very far for 3D printed objects....but things that are solid and chunky really do better when milled.

And, BTW, why isn't someone working on a generic 3D positioning dealio with snap-in heads for router bits, end mills, 3D printheads, pens, lasers, dolphins, cutters, rabid weasels, and diamond etchers?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:00 PM (T1005)

889 875. Yeah, I miss author michael crichton, too.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:01 PM (K6CHr)

890 868 I'm just finding out squirrels have fleas. Was already on the verge of not liking squirrels. This seals it.

Posted by: UWP at July 26, 2013 01:49 AM (r98SZ)

Bushy. Tailed. Rats.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:01 PM (T1005)

891 Some squirrels carry a disease related to mad-cow that humans can contract from eating their brains. As if eating squirrel brains wasn't bad enough. Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 26, 2013 02:00 AM (SzAZ7) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIz3_3-8cN8

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 10:01 PM (Vk2pI)

892 881 Avoid eating small mammals found dead in the southwest. --- THIS needs to told to folks!?!?!?!?!? I remember talking to a student of mine who transferred from Vanderbilt back in the late '90s. She said folks there were excited that the Tennessee legislature had just made eating your roadkill legal. Opossum, the other white meat.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 10:02 PM (RXQ2T)

893 Had a squirrel about the size of a cat on my roof the other day. Threw a rock at it, pissing off my daughter. Missed it by 2 feet of course. Its probably destroying something up there. Gnawing a hole in the roof.

Posted by: UWP at July 25, 2013 10:02 PM (r98SZ)

894 Wood Ranch? Right off the 101?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Had a pseudo-mexican name, south of Agoura road - mostly outdoor seating. Used to go out there all the time to work on spoledy stuff up the street

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:02 PM (CMlD4)

895 873 That's some damned fine advice, Hiho. If you don't mind, I will avoid eating any stuff I find dead anywhere, not just in the southwest.

Posted by: Gingy at July 26, 2013 01:51 AM (aH+zP)

Count me in as "completely sold" on this.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:03 PM (T1005)

896

Never seemed that difficult to me - why would anyone choose to be gay? I don't see the great attraction to a lifestyle of derision, exclusion, bullying, bashing, etc ...

I guess some are just so tempted, it's all they can do to resist "the choice"...

Meanwhile, plague-infested prairie dog colonies are not that unusual here in Colorado ... cute tho ...

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 10:04 PM (CI8Zi)

897 Come on TPH - http://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 10:04 PM (RTYg0)

898 Roadkill: A hunter's best friend.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 10:04 PM (RXQ2T)

899 878 I think nowadays we'd be able to get in front of something like the black plague pretty quick. We understand so much more about disease vectors.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 26, 2013 01:55 AM (SzAZ7)

We also understand that taxing the shit out of success institutionalizes failure.....but what do we see in Washington, DC?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:04 PM (T1005)

900 883 Cthulhu , but they are so cute

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 10:05 PM (vgd4f)

901 880 cthulhu- do you recall the story that had a female character the had a tattoo which had a bound intelligence. Served as a telepathic/psionic companion. She had a take down bow and wanders some wasteland ... late 80s?

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2013 01:55 AM (CMlD4)

That does sound oddly familiar, but I'm afraid that I have a mind like a steel trap -- prone to rust and illegal in 39 states.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:06 PM (T1005)

902 Opossum, the other white meat. Those f:ckers are mean...first choice a long rifle, then a Buick.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:07 PM (K6CHr)

903 Night all. Here is "Valley of the Kings" by Egypt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfryizBctss

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at July 25, 2013 10:07 PM (Vk2pI)

904 We also understand that taxing the shit out of success institutionalizes failure.....but what do we see in Washington, DC? Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 02:04 AM (T1005) ~ Dead people may vote but they don't pay their taxes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (SzAZ7)

905 899 Nobody understands why people choose to make their own lives more difficult, but people do it ALL THE TIME.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (JcrxM)

906 I would also avoid crawling around dusty spaces with rodent feces in the Southwest, hanta is a bitch too

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:08 PM (CMlD4)

907 Hey folks.

Has this meltdown of a customer at the LA Apple Store been shared here at AoS yet?

http://tinyurl.com/ktr5ldt

(And if you can't get the link to work, just Google "LA apple store meltdown.")

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2013 10:10 PM (7B7jB)

908 899. lifestyle of derision, exclusion, bullying, bashing, etc ... Describing a hetero- lifestyle as well. The gays are merely looking for 'greener pastures'. Hey, humans are bastards.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:10 PM (K6CHr)

909 Tip: If it came off the interstate do not put it on your plate. If it came off a grill, do not put it on another one. If you can still identify fur or a tail, it does not go with ale.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 10:10 PM (RXQ2T)

910 Oops... don't google that after all. Bing it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2013 10:11 PM (7B7jB)

911 905 Opossum, the other white meat. Those f:ckers are mean...first choice a long rifle, then a Buick. Posted by: Socalcon at July 26, 2013 02:07 AM (K6CHr) ~~~ Several times with the Buick.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 10:11 PM (RXQ2T)

912 Meanwhile, plague-infested prairie dog colonies are not that unusual here in Colorado ... cute tho ... Posted by: Joe

So cute thru your .204, .243, .220 Swift, 22-250?

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:12 PM (CMlD4)

913 This has made me hungry. Nite All!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2013 10:12 PM (RXQ2T)

914 Good night. Here is John Wayne commenting on liberals.

Language warning.

http://youtu.be/btvSE6tVHzQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 25, 2013 10:13 PM (RTYg0)

915 909 I would also avoid crawling around dusty spaces with rodent feces in the Southwest, hanta is a bitch too ----- Um, is this sh!t constrained by geography? ( ok. I'm no MENSA candidate)

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:13 PM (K6CHr)

916 I would also avoid crawling around dusty spaces with rodent feces in the Southwest, hanta is a bitch too

Damn there go my weekend plans!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2013 10:14 PM (7B7jB)

917 903 883 Cthulhu , but they are so cute

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 26, 2013 02:05 AM (vgd4f)

Chipmunks, I could get.....but squirrels?

Incidentally, WTF is up with them in Denver? -- I had this big reddish one near me on the grounds of the state capitol, and when I shushed him away, the little bastard charged me! I backed a bit and wound up to kick him into the next county, but it was very unlike the squirrels I've seen before or since.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:14 PM (T1005)

918 nice ont maet...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 25, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

919 Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 02:14 AM (T1005) Rabies?

Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2013 10:16 PM (ZNQKl)

920 #920

Jimmy Carter would like to commiserate with you.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (kcfmt)

921 920, It's not too uncommon for squirrels to lose all fear of humans if they're fed by them enough.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (JcrxM)

922 If it came off the interstate do not put it on your plate.
If it came off a grill, do not put it on another one.
If you can still identify fur or a tail, it does not go with ale.

If the recommended drink with your entree is Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, eat at Jack-in-the-Box instead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (7B7jB)

923 Ok Cthulhu , I guess I am quite drunk but 920 cracked me up. Actually, I am lol at all y'all tonite. Thanks,

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 10:17 PM (vgd4f)

924 922. Colorado is full of crazed liberals.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (K6CHr)

925 Socalco, the high/dry conditions of the SW favor it.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (CMlD4)

926 Bob Filner ought to get a TV talk show and change his name to Perv Griffin.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 25, 2013 10:18 PM (mCNwt)

927 Yep laughing at all the comments. You people are funny as hell tonite!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 25, 2013 10:19 PM (vgd4f)

928 Which reminds me, I know that giant piles of bacon will always be #1, and Val-U-Rite Vodka #2, but I'm surprised that two-for-a-buck Jack-in-the-Box tacos aren't also on the official AoS member diet roster.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2013 10:19 PM (7B7jB)

929 922 Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 02:14 AM (T1005)

Rabies?

Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2013 02:16 AM (ZNQKl)

I believe that it thought it had a right to be obnoxious at the state capitol.....so I'm thinking "Dem".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:20 PM (T1005)

930

Never seemed that difficult to me - why would anyone choose to be gay? I don't see the great attraction to a lifestyle of derision, exclusion, bullying, bashing, etc ...
I guess some are just so tempted, it's all they can do to resist "the choice"...

I suspect that a lot of them have mental illness. They are drawn to the lifestyle because it allows them to avoid having to deal with their problems. It gives them an immediate way to blame all of their problems on something else and pretend that the world is out to get them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2013 10:20 PM (lr3d7)

931 926. Just my luck. I'm here alone a Lou is drunk somewhere. May as well turn in.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:20 PM (K6CHr)

932

Discharging firearm in suburb probably be frowned upon, not to mention the animal imminent cruelty charges ...

We like our squirrels like we like our women, with hiking boots, flannel, and driving a Subaru ...

Truish story: there is a service that will bring in a truck and vacuum up your prairie dogs, then take them out to the an endangered ferret reserve, which happens to be next to a hunting club ...

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 10:21 PM (CI8Zi)

933 I believe that it thought it had a right to be obnoxious at the state capitol.....so I'm thinking "Dem". Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 02:20 AM (T1005) Hard to tell the difference.

Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2013 10:21 PM (ZNQKl)

934 .....and, sure enough, Socalcon beat me to it @927.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:21 PM (T1005)

935 933. Same reason I work rather than stay @ home, Alex.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:22 PM (K6CHr)

936

Damn the editing

&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 10:23 PM (CI8Zi)

937 Bob Filner would host a show like Jeopardy but the categories would be things like: Wet and fishy Jobs that start with B and Places I can put my wood

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:24 PM (SzAZ7)

938 937 .....and, sure enough, Socalcon beat me to it @927..... ------- Asberger's comes in handy, at times.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:26 PM (K6CHr)

939

We have both cons and libs here, was always a purple state, but cali migrants have swung it blue.

Boulder is 10 miles from Brighton - opposite ends of the world ...

The libertarian streak remains ... mostly ...

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 10:27 PM (CI8Zi)

940 two-for-a-buck Jack-in-the-Box tacos aren't also on the official AoS member diet roster.
Posted by: qdpsteve

None nearby, however I discovered the 2 for 5 buck special bacon cheddar burger at BK today. The bacon and cheddar are ground into the burger, topped with onion rings.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:28 PM (CMlD4)

941 Discharging firearm in suburb probably be frowned upon,

The beauty of some of those calibers is that your can be well outside the area and rain lead on them

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:31 PM (CMlD4)

942 942 We have both cons and libs here, was always a purple state, but cali migrants have swung it blue. ------- Dear daughter is a CU grad, from so cal, of course...surprisingly came back libertarian. Oh, and for the other 48 states, Cali has a surplus of Libs. Just tell us where to ship them!

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:32 PM (K6CHr)

943 Oh, and for the other 48 states, Cali has a surplus of Libs. Just tell us where to ship them! Posted by: Socalcon at July 26, 2013 02:32 AM (K6CHr) May I make a holiday trip recommendation? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rm-Fu8rBms

Posted by: The Khmer Hat at July 25, 2013 10:33 PM (Vk2pI)

944 Hey, it's Thursday night. That means 3 Chicken soft tacos for $2.09 at Del Tacos. Pretty much the only thing I get there.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 10:34 PM (kcfmt)

945 I just noticed a disturbing detail in the picture up top. Is that a toilet paper roll hanging next to Mr. Shamu? I wonder where he keeps the stick because his arms sure ain't long enough.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:34 PM (SzAZ7)

946 946, Just have them all march west.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 10:34 PM (JcrxM)

947 #946

Cambodia.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 10:35 PM (kcfmt)

948 Night all (this time for totes realz). Here is "Requiem (For A Dying Creed)" from Hypnos 69: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaqYEG6e3s

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 10:36 PM (Vk2pI)

949 Go Buffs! It was the endemic hippy hypocrisy of that place that swung me from wanna-be leftist to solid centrist R, many years ago ...

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 10:37 PM (CI8Zi)

950 Just tell us where to ship them! Posted by: Socalcon

South, Mexico has a tolerant attitude towards economic immigrants and encourages a diverse social agenda -- and the weather's nice.

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:37 PM (CMlD4)

951 BTW, the challenge is not victorious unless the comments exceed 1000. Till tomorrow 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2013 10:37 PM (Vk2pI)

952 Joe, are those recalls going to work out

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:38 PM (CMlD4)

953 949. Aarrrgh, curse you Mr. Fever head and (especially) Maetenloch !!! By the by, how many post might he expected for a topic-less ONT?

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:38 PM (K6CHr)

954 I love that there is a commercial before the Dead Kennedys video. In 5 more years it will be a Depends commercial.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:39 PM (SzAZ7)

955 Way past my bedtime. Wouldn't be at home but I'm on Ozark time this week. Night all.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 25, 2013 10:40 PM (JcrxM)

956 Why is everyone making fun of Jabba, he is obviously a survivor, he has successfully survived anorexia........

Posted by: Capt. Kranky at July 25, 2013 10:41 PM (zH6c1)

957 G'nite all. Drive safely, watch for squirrels.

Posted by: Socalcon at July 25, 2013 10:41 PM (K6CHr)

958 @959 Ozark time? Do stay away from the squirrel brains.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:42 PM (SzAZ7)

959 I nominate this guy for honorary moron status: http://www.pathguy.com/

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:42 PM (CMlD4)

960 948 Hey, it's Thursday night. That means 3 Chicken soft tacos for $2.09 at Del Tacos. Pretty much the only thing I get there.

Posted by: epobirs at July 26, 2013 02:34 AM (kcfmt)

I've always had a soft spot for del tacoburger [I'll eat there, where I won't at Taco Bell]....and the 3 grilled chicken tacos for $2.09 look good -- without the "secret sauce".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 10:44 PM (T1005)

961 #960

If you look like that and claim anorexia... you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 10:45 PM (kcfmt)

962 He wasted no energy on pretty design. That's for sure.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:45 PM (SzAZ7)

963 #964

I've got one of those soft spots. It hangs off the lower front of my torso.

Posted by: epobirs at July 25, 2013 10:50 PM (kcfmt)

964 He wasted no energy on pretty design. That's for sure. Posted by: Mr. Feverhead

I think he and pixy went to the same web design school

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:50 PM (CMlD4)

965 Let me share with dwindling ONT horde the greatest music video ever made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 10:51 PM (SzAZ7)

966

Maybe - the one in the Springs will go down most likely, the one in Pueblo is in a dem district. Won't make much difference as we will need to retake house and senate to overturn the bills. Funny thing is, they had to cancel a gun buy back because of the new laws.

I don't own any firearms but believe strongly in the 2nd amendment, as written ... it's what separates us from the euros, where only nobility could have weapons.

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 10:51 PM (CI8Zi)

967 Learned something new this week, Navajos make their enchiladas with mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2013 10:54 PM (JawqV)

968 Howard Stern, of all people, has a reasonable theory of why guys go gay..

Most guys are horndogs. Gay guys don't have the natural urge to reproduce, in fact, they have an absence of the normal male's revulsion to homosexual activity, so they have all the sex they want, no kids to worry about. In other words, they can hang with the boys like teenagers forever, no normal adult responsibility.

A question...if fat people, smokers, etc, are going to be subject to Zerocare penalties, why not gay men? Anal sex is inherently unhygenic. Ruptured sphincters, dick infections from years of impacted feces in there, hepatitis, AIDS, etc, etc.

Posted by: Leroy LeRoy at July 25, 2013 10:58 PM (aezR7)

969 Blanco - the mighty potato. I'll imagine that there is a meal in the vodka tonic in front of me

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 10:59 PM (CMlD4)

970 MMMMMM frybread ....

Posted by: Joe at July 25, 2013 11:01 PM (CI8Zi)

971 A question...if fat people, smokers, etc, are going to be subject to Zerocare penalties, why not gay men? Posted by: Leroy LeRoy at July 26, 2013 02:58 AM (aezR7) ~ Same reason Aids wasn't treated like every other communicable disease.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:02 PM (SzAZ7)

972 Same reason Aids wasn't treated like every other communicable disease.

This? http://scoamf.us/CW

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2013 11:06 PM (JawqV)

973 So. We get to blame a contentless ONT on OSP?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 25, 2013 11:06 PM (28TG+)

974 Or was Maet just taking advantage?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 25, 2013 11:08 PM (28TG+)

975 Or maybe umbrage?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 25, 2013 11:08 PM (28TG+)

976 OH and OSP?

Palin's being a cocktease again.

Hate to break the bubble buddy but she ain't gonna run for office.

She does much better financially and has more actual influence by staying OUT of any race.

So. NO Palin/Bolton 2016.

Sorry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 25, 2013 11:10 PM (28TG+)

977 Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2013 03:06 AM (JawqV)

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:13 PM (SzAZ7)

978 We've moved on - did you watch the Nikki Haley shooting video

Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2013 11:14 PM (CMlD4)

979 Oops Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2013 03:06 AM (JawqV) ~ That was pretty funny.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:14 PM (SzAZ7)

980 Clam anorexia? Is that a problem?

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2013 11:15 PM (ZZtT1)

981 984 Clam anorexia? Is that a problem? Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2013 03:15 AM (ZZtT1) ~ No. Clam obesity is the number two killer of clams in America. Second only to Crack.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:19 PM (SzAZ7)

982 Roses are red, Violet are blue, I think a fat man, a soda, and a picture of liver is an OK ONT, But 3 naked lesbians drinking the same soda bottle would be better, how 'bout you?

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:21 PM (Wk9TK)

983 But 3 naked lesbians drinking the same soda bottle would be better, how 'bout you? Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 03:21 AM (Wk9TK) ~ As long as it is not with a cup.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:24 PM (SzAZ7)

984 Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
I think a fat man, a soda, and a picture of liver is an OK ONT,
But 3 naked lesbians drinking the same soda bottle would be better, how 'bout you?

Her eyes were so blue
Her blood was so red
11 hours on the road
I'm going to bed

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2013 11:26 PM (JawqV)

985 I've always had a soft spot for del tacoburger [I'll eat there, where I won't at Taco Bell]....and the 3 grilled chicken tacos for $2.09 look good -- without the "secret sauce".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 02:44 AM (T1005)

That's silly. Del Taco is mediocre to awful serious Mexican food, while Taco Bell is its own unique genre and has nothing to do with Mexican food per se, and is therefore unique and tasty. Do you also refuse to eat Doritos because they are not "authentic" tortilla chips?

If I'm looking for good Mexican food, I don't go to Del Taco, Taco Bell, El Pollo Loco, Taqueria Guaymas or any other chain. But I will eat at any of them if my radius of operation is constrained by time and circumstance. Probably why I have to spend so darned much time on the treadmill...

Posted by: El Guapo at July 25, 2013 11:26 PM (tcvYF)

986 Tacos are greasy, Tacos are spicy, But any taco is a good taco, As long as it's not pricey ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:28 PM (Wk9TK)

987 But 3 naked lesbians drinking the same soda bottle would be better, how 'bout you?

Depends on the lesbians.

Posted by: Ellen deGenerate. at July 25, 2013 11:28 PM (T1005)

988 1000!

Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2013 11:29 PM (H307p)

989 To spare me from reading thru 1000 posts, please let me know which one of you guys said "I'd hit it" first?

Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2013 11:30 PM (H307p)

990 6 short but that's the story of my life

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:31 PM (SzAZ7)

991 Depends on the lesbians. Busty gingers with green eyes, pale, clean skin, and smoooooooooooooth ... um ... jazz vocals ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:32 PM (Wk9TK)

992 Posted by: El Guapo at July 26, 2013 03:26 AM (tcvYF)

I wouldn't have called it "del tacoburger" if I thought it was "muy authentico". It's sanitary and the food doesn't contain too many mysteries.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 11:32 PM (T1005)

993 1000 going once

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:33 PM (mCNwt)

994 999 bottles of beer on the wall ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:33 PM (Wk9TK)

995 1000 going twice

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:33 PM (mCNwt)

996 Amazing that the soles of his feet didn't get fat. He can't be using them much.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:33 PM (SzAZ7)

997 1000

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:33 PM (mCNwt)

998 Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:34 PM (mCNwt)

999 Heh...spoiler

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:34 PM (SzAZ7)

1000 Amazing that the soles of his feet didn't get fat. He can't be using them much. Maybe the Japanese fish nibbling dead skin removal thingy is in play here ... for the soles of his feet that is ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:35 PM (Wk9TK)

1001 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:35 PM (SzAZ7)

1002 Hey, it's late. Maybe I'll tweet Huma a cooter shot and tell her it's Hillary.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:35 PM (mCNwt)

1003 995 Depends on the lesbians.

Busty gingers with green eyes, pale, clean skin, and smoooooooooooooth ... um ... jazz vocals ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 03:32 AM (Wk9TK)

Adriane, are you starting to stray from nature's path, there? NTTAWWT, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 11:36 PM (T1005)

1004 She'd know it wasn't the real cooter lickity-split.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:36 PM (SzAZ7)

1005 1008 She'd know it wasn't the real cooter lickity-split. ISWYDT, phrasemaker.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:37 PM (mCNwt)

1006 I'm not saying she wouldn't eat it up.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:38 PM (SzAZ7)

1007 Maybe I would be more popular if I tweeted other people's johnsons.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:39 PM (mCNwt)

1008 Adriane, are you starting to stray from nature's path, there? NTTAWWT, IYKWIMAITYD. maybe ... but smooooooooooth heavy metal vocals is kind of a hard thing to visualize ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:39 PM (Wk9TK)

1009 phrasemaker? Is that like a cunning linguist?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:41 PM (SzAZ7)

1010 I wouldn't have called it "del tacoburger" if I thought it was "muy authentico". It's sanitary and the food doesn't contain too many mysteries.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 03:32 AM (T1005)

And my point is that you can say exactly the same thing about Taco Bell. Do you really think that Yum Brands would risk permitting sketchy ingredients, preparation or sanitation? No reason at all to eat at one and not the other.

My primary objection to Del Taco is that they limit themselves to "authentic" recipes prepared in a mediocre and unimaginative style, while Taco Bell has liberated itself from any pretensions, and can prepare a Mexican "inspired" menu unhindered by any claims to authenticity.

Posted by: El Guapo at July 25, 2013 11:42 PM (tcvYF)

1011 1012 Adriane, are you starting to stray from nature's path, there? NTTAWWT, IYKWIMAITYD.

maybe ...

but smooooooooooth heavy metal vocals is kind of a hard thing to visualize ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 03:39 AM (Wk9TK)

Here, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSsZtjvNs7w

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 11:43 PM (T1005)

1012 You know, it started with small stuff. Like sending random girls packages of Li'l Smokies, or balloon animals with reservoir tips.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:43 PM (mCNwt)

1013 1013 phrasemaker? Is that like a cunning linguist? I'm just saying "lickety-split" in reference to lady's hoo-hah is my kind of national dialogue.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 11:45 PM (mCNwt)

1014 1014 I wouldn't have called it "del tacoburger" if I
thought it was "muy authentico". It's sanitary and the food doesn't
contain too many mysteries.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 03:32 AM (T1005)

And my point is that you can say exactly the same thing about Taco Bell. Do you really think that Yum Brands would risk permitting sketchy ingredients, preparation or sanitation? No reason at all to eat at one and not the other.

My primary objection to Del Taco is that they limit themselves to "authentic" recipes prepared in a mediocre and unimaginative style, while Taco Bell has liberated itself from any pretensions, and can prepare a Mexican "inspired" menu unhindered by any claims to authenticity.

Posted by: El Guapo at July 26, 2013 03:42 AM (tcvYF)

De gustibus, dude -- and I'm not all that enthralled with Yum, having lived for over a year downwind from a KFC. I won't eat at TB, there are some things I'll have at dT.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 11:47 PM (T1005)

1015 @1015 Fake. Narwhals can't grow facial hair. Because science. Well. Known. Fact.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:47 PM (SzAZ7)

1016 Night.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 25, 2013 11:51 PM (SzAZ7)

1017 Night, mr. Fever head. I've already been "hit" tonight.

Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2013 11:52 PM (H307p)

1018 De gustibus, dude -- and I'm not all that enthralled with Yum, having lived for over a year downwind from a KFC. I won't eat at TB, there are some things I'll have at dT.

Hey, I like KFC too. Perhaps I should change my name to "Carlos Danger"?

Posted by: El Guapo at July 25, 2013 11:52 PM (tcvYF)

1019 Night, Mr. Feverhead ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjcHbb2BOGU

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:54 PM (Wk9TK)

1020 Here, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSsZtjvNs7w a disturbing lack of busty lesbians in the here video ... but unicorns and elder gods and a dance beat ... I'll give it a 9 !

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 25, 2013 11:58 PM (Wk9TK)

1021 1023 Night, Mr. Feverhead ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjcHbb2BOGU

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 03:54 AM (Wk9TK)

If you start hallucinating to paint fumes in a Home Depot, will you start to see dancing Behrs?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2013 11:59 PM (T1005)

1022 1024 Here, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSsZtjvNs7w

a disturbing lack of busty lesbians in the here video ... but unicorns and elder gods and a dance beat ... I'll give it a 9 !

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 03:58 AM (Wk9TK)

You had specified "but smooooooooooth heavy metal vocals is kind of a hard thing to visualize ... " -- the unsmooth heavy metal vocals go like this: http://tinyurl.com/mpm2nf3

Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 12:03 AM (T1005)

1023 http://tinyurl.com/mpm2nf3 a toe tapping tour de farce!

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 12:17 AM (Wk9TK)

1024 So, a thousand comments, My work here is done.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 12:23 AM (XIxXP)

1025 If you start hallucinating to paint fumes in a Home Depot, will you start to see dancing Behrs? usually in this shade ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoysQe-2HS4

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 26, 2013 12:23 AM (Wk9TK)

1026 A song about Home Depot paint -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 12:25 AM (T1005)

1027 Well, while you goddam hippies were sittin' around givin' yer bongs a workout, I just built another AR. Hey socal where in socal are you?

Posted by: DAve at July 26, 2013 12:27 AM (albkL)

1028 Well, while you goddam hippies were sittin' around givin' yer bongs a workout, I just built another AR. Hey socal where in socal are you? Posted by: DAve at July 26, 2013 04:27 AM (albkL) Good morming, I can't sleep. Woke up at 4 surprised to find that one little shit ass comment was turned into a big deal. Although, a pretty FKN funni big deal. I wish I han't been busy last night.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 12:41 AM (XIxXP)

1029 True story about my IQ and why it is literally unmeasurable: When I was between the ages of 6 and 8 my father was getting an advanced degree in education theory and also training to be a social worker. Part of both programs was the requirement that he become an expert at administering IQ tests. So he had to practice, over and over and over. Can you guess who he practiced on? That's right, me and my siblings. But mostly me. Over the space of those years, he must have make me take various IQ tests at least 30 times, and that's probably an under-estimate. By the time I was 8, I basically had every existing IQ test at the time completely memorized by heart, through sheer repetition (and my father sometimes explaining to me the answers out of frustration). So, sometime later in my public school days, everyone in my class was given an IQ test (not sure why -- the reasons are lost in the mists of time). The school admins didn't even tell us kids that it was an IQ test -- just that it was a "special test" we all had to take, which we didn't mind, because it meant less time in the classroom. But when we sat down to take the test, I took one look at it and and said to myself, "Oh, not THIS one again!" So I whipped through it, getting every answer right, in about 15 minutes, as I had done so many times before. I handed it in, and, well, the rest is history. I was assigned some IQ in the 200s (seriously), and put in all the Advanced Placement classes, which was good for me, because by coincidence I was pretty smart anyway, though obviously not nearly as smart as the bureaucracy thought I was. I was later given additional IQ tests and aced those as well (and by aced I mean ACED), confirming the earlier results. I never once let on that I was basically cheating, or pre-cheating at least, since I knew all the answers ahead of time. Nothing ever came of it, however. I graduated and went to college, and no one ever mentioned my IQ again. But someone "on my permanent record" is the notation that I am an unparalleled super-genius. Of course what this REALLY means is that my actual IQ is essentially unmeasurable, at least until they devise new tests that I'm unfamiliar with (which they might have done by now, perhaps). I could be thick as a brick, for all anyone knows! I am the Heisenberg Uncertainty Brain: its true nature can never be ascertained.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 01:40 AM (+cx5n)

1030 its true nature can never be ascertained. Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 05:40 AM (+cx5n) So, what I get out of this is because they thought you were brilliant, they treated you like you were brilliant and you responded by being exceptional. Hmm, what does that say?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 01:44 AM (XIxXP)

1031 IQ tests old skool. We new skool.

Posted by: jsg at July 26, 2013 01:50 AM (5QGPB)

1032 I could just so see this....

My mom was a professor of mathematics on the tech/science textbook selection committee, so all our bathroom reading when I was growing up was potential textbooks. How does that skew the mix?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2013 01:50 AM (T1005)

1033

This my retirement plan given the present state of this country....

death.

Good Night......

Posted by: Richard at July 26, 2013 01:53 AM (x8hmM)

1034 "So, what I get out of this is because they thought you were brilliant, they treated you like you were brilliant and you responded by being exceptional. Hmm, what does that say?" Actually, what I get out of my own life story is that my father (and mother too) were both highly intelligent bohemian academic intellectual types, and through genetics -- NOT through the way I was treated in school -- I inherited some of their smarts, and so it's no surprise at all that I did well in school. Even if I didn't have the crazy fluke of a father who forced me to memorize IQ tests, I probably would have done decently on them anyway. I got very good grades in school, and scored very high on other standardized tests that I was wholly unfamiliar with (like the SAT, APT, etc.). The whole "kids will do better in school if you boost their self-esteem" theory has been pretty much debunked. Yeah, if a kid is ALREADY smart, they do better if they are challenged in advanced classes; but if you take a boneheaded kid and try to teach him or her calculus as a way to boost their self-esteem -- it doesn't work. They just become boneheads with a lot of confidence, but who still can't learn calculus. Talk to university admissions officers about this. You will laugh until you can't stop crying.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 01:55 AM (+cx5n)

1035 Talk to university admissions officers about this. You will laugh until you can't stop crying. Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 05:55 AM (+cx5n) I have a similar story. When I was in forth grade, we took some sort of placement test. I said, "Fuck this" and made funny patterns on my answer sheet. They put me in special ed. Flash forward through a completly shitty public school experiance, I graduated 296 out of 316 in High School, D+average, that was back when the ranked us. My saving grace? I loved to read books, novels etc. And from the age 5 to 18 I worked in my dads race car shop. Wanna learn advanced math? Work in a race car shop. I graduated Cum Laude from college, went in my 30's after a stind in the Navy I hold three degrees, Math, Business and education. The Math degree is a masters. Whats my point? I sure would have been nice if the system didn't tell me I was retarded when I was 8.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:05 AM (XIxXP)

1036 I got the poo on me.

Posted by: otho at July 26, 2013 02:06 AM (9gNQd)

1037 The whole "kids will do better in school if you boost their self-esteem" theory has been pretty much debunked. That depends if it's bullshit self esteem, like everyone gets a trophy, or finding out what a kid excells at, exploit it and give him/her a real thing to be proud of.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:10 AM (XIxXP)

1038 I got the poo on me. Posted by: otho at July 26, 2013 06:06 AM (9gNQd) Hand Sanitizer?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:11 AM (XIxXP)

1039 "I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice ion supply drink."

Posted by: ceraphym at July 26, 2013 02:36 AM (U9GiU)

1040 Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2013 05:40 AM (+cx5n)

I had a similar problem.

I can take tests and do well.

Now, I'm not ignorant. I "know" a lot of stuff and when I was younger I remembered it all.

I also can deduce sometimes what the answer might be by eliminating some of the others.

Anyway because of this, I got/get fantastically high test results: I.Q., PSAT, SAT, Military Qual tests. So those who give them say I'm smart.

But I'm not, I'm fantastically stupid. I KNOW all this stuff but can't effectively use it. Except on tests.

So it's kind of been the bane of my existence. Until I stopped taking tests.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 26, 2013 02:47 AM (28TG+)

1041 OH. And I should add that being treated smart doesn't help make you smart.

In fact I caught a lot of shit because they thought I was slacking off.

My teachers, my parents, my military cmdrs, my bosses.

All think I'm smart but when I don't act smart, they think I'm doing THAT on purpose when actually that's my default state.

*sigh* It ain't been easy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 26, 2013 02:50 AM (28TG+)

1042

I'm a big fan of rabbit livers. Anyone tried them out?

Oh and yeah, with wisdom we all figure out that tests don't necessarily determine a person's intelligence or worth.

Posted by: Draki at July 26, 2013 03:53 AM (L8r/r)

1043 I delivered a liver once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 26, 2013 04:09 AM (BDU/a)

1044 if it's epic, i want to be a part of it

Posted by: girl at July 26, 2013 05:52 AM (2ZF1e)

1045 143: Elk eat some toxic stuff that makes nodules in their liver. I leave that for the wolves

Posted by: Igotnothing at July 26, 2013 06:45 AM (2tljF)

1046 And it topped a thousand comments. Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 was quite right.