July 28, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (7-28-2013)
— Maetenloch

Wait - The National Conversation on Race Has Rules?!?

Of course it does - and they're all designed to shut down (and shut up) any argument a white person might have. I learned this early on in high school when I fell for the classic 'frank conversation about race' gambit - which is never a conversation but rather an occasion for white people to be confronted about/confess their racist errors and seek absolution from any non-white members of the 'conversation'.

Given this why would any white person ever voluntarily enter into one of these traps? Well apart from sheer cowardice.

Anyway Jenée Desmond-Harris of TheRoot has issued some rules about the Great National Conversation which are about what you'd expect:

1. Talking about race isn't racist. Don't say that. Vilifying people who discuss race and point out racism - making them the bad guys - is one of the ways racism is maintained. So is acting as if "blacks suffer from racism" and "whites suffer from reverse racism" are equally valid points of view.

...

5. Black people shouldn't have to fit your definition of what's respectable to deserve equality or justice. It's silly and unfounded to blame inequality caused by institutionalized racism on, say, sagging pants or rap music. If you want to celebrate black people who are educated and high-achieving and defy persistent stereotypes, great, but that can't be a requirement for fair treatment. We got into trouble with this type of thinking when evidence that Trayvon Martin was a normal teenager messed up so many people's impression of him as a sympathetic victim.

Patterico has some fun with her claim that they're for 'everyone' - not just white people.

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Is This The Next Zimmerman Case?

Always remember how abysmally the media 'reported' the Zimmerman case at the start and keep that in mind when reading the details of this case.

Merritt Landry, a 33-year-old "white caucasian" shot the victim, a 14-year-old black boy, in the head. A single spent cartridge case was recovered at the scene, indicating that a semi-automatic weapon was used and suggesting that a single shot was fired. The hour of the shooting was approximately 2:00AM, on Friday, July 26, 2013. As of this writing the victim is reported to remain alive, in critical condition at a local hospital.

The victim was shot within feet from the rear door of Landry's dwelling in New Orleans, in an area accessible only by having to scale a locked fence, suggesting forcible entry onto the property by the victim.

...The Hazouri recording purportedly shows the two teens talking in the middle of the street outside of Landry's house at about 1:44AM. One wore a dark tank top and the other wore a light tank top. The teen in the light tank top climbed over Landry's fence and into the yard. Landry's large dog began to bark, alerting Landry to the intruder.
Hazouri reports that Landry, who has a baby daughter and whose wife is pregnant, believed that the victim was trying to break into his house. "All I know is that Merritt had told his family that he had said: 'Freeze!' and it looked like the guy turned at him and had his hand on his hip," Hazouri reported.

So of course Landry is being charged with attempted second degree murder. No word on his relationship with Peruvia or the notorious race-criminal, G. Zimmerman.

Same Weather Programs + Different Computers = Different Weather Forecasts

Most major weather services (US NWS, Britain's Met Office, etc) have their own supercomputers, and their own weather models. But there are some models which are used globally. A new paper has been published, comparing outputs from one such program on different machines around the world. Apparently, the same code, running on different machines, can produce different outputs due to accumulation of differing round-off errors. The handling of floating-point numbers in computing is a field in its own right. The paper apparently deals with 10-day weather forecasts. Weather forecasts are generally done in steps of 1 hour. I.e. the output from hour 1 is used as the starting condition for the hour 2 forecast. The output from hour 2 is used as the starting condition for hour 3, etc.

One thing you learn in Numerical Analysis is that non-linear systems can be quite sensitive to initial conditions (and guess what - most weather models are non-linear). So under some conditions just the errors from floating point rounding operations can be enough to make your results diverge. Now this is weather modeling not climate modeling  but it's a cautionary tale about betting the farm (and world economy) on the output of computer models. But hey SCIENTIFIC CONCENSUS!

Gawker: 80% of All Adults in U.S. Face Near-Poverty or Unemployment

During their lives. Which ends up casting such a gigantic net as to make the statistic meaningless.

Also true: 84% of all Adults in US Face Car Fires, False Imprisonment, and the heartbreak of Psoriasis.

dougp3

Chicago Firearms Confiscation Begins

Or reason #57 why registration always leads to confiscation.

In Illinois, gun owners are required to get a Firearms Owners ID card, or FOID. It's good for 10 years, and then you need to renew it. But if you don't renew your card, or if you do something that displeases the powers that be, your FOID is NULL and VOID. Which means you can't own guns legally.

Cook County police officers have become increasingly worried that when someone's FOID card is revoked, their guns aren't instantly confiscated. So they're doing exactly what gun control advocates have said that registration would never result in - door to door confiscation.

Unless the reasons the FOID was invalidated would also make you a prohibited person, I don't see how this could be constitutional. Buy hey it's Illinois.

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12 Rules of Internet

2) Judging by their response, the meanest thing you can do to people on the Internet is to give them really good software for free.

3) Three things never work: Voice chat, printers and projectors.

7) Most websites treat "I like it" and "This is good" as the same thing, leading to most people on the Internet refusing to distinguish between "I don't like it" and "It's not good".

So What Do Bears Actually Do In the Woods?

Luckily that tree can't talk.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [595 comments] 'Vic' [83.52 posts/day]
2 [559 comments] 'EC'
3 [495 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
4 [446 comments] 'thunderb'
5 [426 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est'
6 [415 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
7 [365 comments] 'Oldsailors Poet  Palin/Bolton 2016'
8 [365 comments] 'logprof'
9 [361 comments] 'Miguel Ambivalence'
10 [361 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [104 names] 'phreshone' [14.60 unique names/day]
2 [85 names] 'Adam'
3 [73 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
4 [68 names] 'logprof'
5 [62 names] 'The Political Hat'
6 [51 names] 'AnonymousDrivel'
7 [44 names] 'andycanuck'
8 [40 names] 't-bird'
9 [40 names] 'ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen'
10 [39 names] 'zsasz'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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1 First

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:18 PM (GEICT)

2 Thanks Maet. And a sober guy is first. The humanity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

3 Has this been posted on AoSHQ before?

Zimmerman's Ace of Spades Burglar Alarm Company:

http://tinyurl.com/mjcok25

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 28, 2013 06:19 PM (B0Zzk)

4 Hey y'all!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)

5 Patterico was blocked. Who saw that coming?

Posted by: Chest Rockwell at July 28, 2013 06:19 PM (FlRtG)

6 King? Queen? What’s a Gender-Neutral Monarch to Call Zir Self? Aside form the likes of NARAL, the birth of a baby is usually the time for celebration, or at least congratulations. While most people greeted the news of the safe birth of the royal baby, Prince George, in good cheer as any decent human being would, there are those who used the birth as an excuse to rail against “cis-normative” oppression. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2845

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 06:19 PM (Vk2pI)

7 Whoa #2 baby!!!!!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:20 PM (doBIb)

8 *Also true: 84% of all Adults in US Face Car Fires, False Imprisonment, and the heartbreak of Psoriasis. Not to mention STDs and other sexual dysfunctions.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 06:20 PM (KiyII)

9 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news http://politicalhat.com/?p=2853

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)

10 Awesome Mars photo!

Posted by: whatmeworry? at July 28, 2013 06:21 PM (Q3WfW)

11 Silly of course there are no rules for black people, rules are racist when not applying to whites only.

Posted by: JDesmondHarris at July 28, 2013 06:21 PM (Aif/5)

12 So glad i don't make the top 10 anymore.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:22 PM (KJ5y7)

13 Love that photo of Mars. To think what humanity can accomplish... sometimes it's the only thing to hold onto as chaos continues to envelope what used to be Western Civilization.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 28, 2013 06:22 PM (cJD7u)

14 So one can be charged with murder while the victim is still alive???

Posted by: CDR M at July 28, 2013 06:23 PM (dKV5k)

15 I'm bored. And I really don't wanna get up for work in 7 hours.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:23 PM (jIaZt)

16 So glad i don't make the top 10 anymore. Posted by: Sean Bannion
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Likewise.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

17 So tonight was our 12th anniversary. Wife loved the pearl necklace I gave her. No, that's not a metaphor! It really was a pearl necklace. Pearls are the traditional twelfth wedding anniversary gift. She loved them, so mission accomplished!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:24 PM (doBIb)

18 Awesome Mars photo!


That's Upper Peruvia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2013 06:24 PM (2pc1N)

19 I've mentioned this website before, but americanwx.com is weather geekdom, including model discussion. You sometimes have to sort out the serious posts from the posts by people who have no clue what they're talking about, but it's definitely useful if you have major weather arriving in your area.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:24 PM (77l1L)

20 So one can be charged with murder while the victim is still alive??? Posted by: CDR M
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That story is not passing the smell test, if for that reason only.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (4Mv1T)

21 15 I'm bored. And I really don't wanna get up for work in 7 hours. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 10:23 PM (jIaZt) Same here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

22 Good lord, floats are for video games, not scientific applications. Unbelievable.

Posted by: shnee at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (zivRx)

23 16 So glad i don't make the top 10 anymore. Posted by: Sean Bannion ---------------------- Likewise. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 10:24 PM (4Mv1T) Slackers

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

24

Hi y'all.  I heard that Anthony Weiner's campaign director resigned, causing him to reorganize his campaign.

 


I've always heard that if you shake up your staff more than once you are just playing with it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (pxDth)

25 88% of all adults in the US will never visit Peruvia. And the middle class.

Posted by: what dead horse? at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (1mtV3)

26 *marches into thread and collapses on nearest couch* Yo, folks. Wait, whose is this? Who just brings a random couch into the HQ? Oh God, this isn't erg's, is it? Has this been in the barrel? Great, now I need a shower. *goes to read the actual post now*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:25 PM (CA2NO)

27 Happy anniversary, EC! No pressure for next year's gift...

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:26 PM (77l1L)

28 11 Silly of course there are no rules for black people, rules are racist when not applying to whites only. Posted by: JDesmondHarris at July 28, 2013 10:21 PM (Aif/5) With the left, following rules or being in any way responsible for yourself is strictly "whites only".

Posted by: model_1066 at July 28, 2013 06:26 PM (QeafI)

29 Iirc the guy in the chocolate city has been charged with attempted murder. I think Maet was just poking fun.

Posted by: Adam at July 28, 2013 06:26 PM (Aif/5)

30 Just saw an interesting bit of news at Yahoo.  You might recall that the first 787 to get the fix for the burning lithium batteries in the APU ironically caught fire on the ground at Heathrow.  It seems that this most recent 787 fire was caused by lithium batteries in the ELT. 

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 28, 2013 06:26 PM (kxSZr)

31 I propose we have a National Conversation About Breasts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2013 06:26 PM (2pc1N)

32 About that Landry murder...

I go to New Orleans a lot for vacation.  I love the city immensely, but many of the locals I meet tell me that they or someone they know has a friend that has been murdered at random.  It hardly ever involves someone that the victim knows, or a gang dispute.  It's a mugging, a carjacking, or even worse: a random shooting for the hell of it.  And guess what the age and race of the murderers are 100% of the time.

So if two black teenagers jump my fence in New Orleans and I have a family inside, I'm going to be just as trigger happy.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (B0Zzk)

33 Wait, whose is this? Who just brings a random couch into the HQ? Oh God, this isn't erg's, is it? Has this been in the barrel? Great, now I need a shower. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:25 PM (CA2NO) Naw, it's caustic's.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (77l1L)

34 Great, now I need a shower. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:25 PM (CA2NO) *Mr. Burns* Exxxxxcellent

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

35 Is the NOLA kid still alive?
And is the mother (I assume absentee father) going to be charged with child welfare violations for allowing her 14-y-o out at 2 a.m.?
BTW, whoever first linked the story in the ONT whenever it happened--Friday night/Saturday morning IIRC, I noticed the linked report left out the 2 a.m. fact using the vaguer "early Saturday morning" instead.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (BQ10H)

36 >>Same here. Hey, I found a bottle of cognac in the back of the liquor cabinet. *slides over a double*

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (jIaZt)

37 Nicve ONT Maet,

the Pervia thread got me into the top ten sadly...

congrats and commiserations to the top tens.

Vic bless you for you victory in the rankings.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (LRFds)

38 Slackers I see you're challenged by the concept of irony this evening. Will you please go get laid?????

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:27 PM (KJ5y7)

39 Secede. Republic of Texas

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 28, 2013 06:28 PM (SXpbd)

40 Hey, I found a bottle of cognac in the back of the liquor cabinet. *slides over a double* Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 10:27 PM (jIaZt) Ouch. Oh what the hell. *slugs it back*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

41 "Discussions about race" are all about showing white people that their whiteness is innately false and opressive, and the only way to destroy oppression and falseness is to detroy "whiteness."

Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at July 28, 2013 06:28 PM (Vk2pI)

42 >>>Great, now I need a shower BC, that fucking webcam had better be running.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:28 PM (jIaZt)

43 Congratulations EC. Be damn sure you make it 12 more.

My 24th is this year. Hope I don't get thrown under the bus.

It could happen.  {{{{{shudders}}}}}

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)

44 I propose we have a National Conversation About Breasts. To be followed by a national conversation on pubic hairstyles?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:29 PM (KJ5y7)

45 I see you're challenged by the concept of irony this evening. Will you please go get laid????? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 10:27 PM (KJ5y7) Shouldn't you be polishing that dome of yours right now? It's not very shiny. No, that's not a euphemism.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

46 I see you're challenged by the concept of irony this evening. Will you please go get laid????? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 10:27 PM (KJ5y7) He's a Baptist. That's asking a lot.

Posted by: Vendette, fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 06:29 PM (77l1L)

47 We only have lieutenant and captain weather in Ohio. We are waiting for a promotion, but I don't think it's coming. Major weather. I wish.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 28, 2013 06:29 PM (9bMee)

48 27 Happy anniversary, EC! No pressure for next year's gift... Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 10:26 PM (77l1L) Thanks! Next year is furs. Hehehe....

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (doBIb)

49 To be followed by a national conversation on pubic hairstyles? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 10:29 PM (KJ5y7) The Ettes might revolt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

50 Oh, Baptists get laid. It's the Shakers you're thinking about . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (d7tB2)

51 It's all fun and games until they eat you. Does that tree have magical scratching powers? If they are just marking it, why so many at one time? I think it would be fun for a bunch of morons to find that tree and rub our stink all over it just to mess with the bears minds. If you really want to see weird bear shit, watch a doc on pandas, they climb up a tree using their back legs and pee on it as high as they can get. They also shit giant avocados which of course are highly valued by progs for tea.

Posted by: Waldo at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (tXGg/)

52 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (T1005)

53 23 BC1981,

Let he who is without sin cast the first stoned...

Peruvia Traditions, Mores, and Spicoli Tossing

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)

54 Off topic. How do we stop Republican senators and congressmen/women from capitulating? Please include any "out-of-the-box" solutions.

Posted by: elliot m at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (zPich)

55 Shouldn't you be polishing that dome of yours right now? It's not very shiny. I'm having it polished for me as we speak. No, that's not a euphemism.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (KJ5y7)

56 My 24th is this year. Hope I don't get thrown under the bus. It could happen. {{{{{shudders}}}}} Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 10:28 PM (4Mv1T) My folks hit 40 late this year.

Posted by: Vendette, fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 06:30 PM (77l1L)

57 So one can be charged with murder while the victim is still alive??? Posted by: CDR M ---------------------- That story is not passing the smell test, if for that reason only. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 10:25 PM (4Mv1T) Do you really think that little things like the "law" or "facts" will get in the way of a good witchhunt?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

58 41 "Discussions about race" are all about showing white people that their whiteness is innately false and opressive, and the only way to destroy oppression and falseness is to detroy "whiteness." Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at July 28, 2013 10:28 PM (Vk2pI) I say to them: yeah, try that shit...but aren't you idiots wont to say that whitey got all the power?

Posted by: model_1066 at July 28, 2013 06:31 PM (QeafI)

59 Remember, it's racist to notice or complain about the fact that the black crime rate is many times higher than any other ethnic group.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 06:31 PM (ZPrif)

60 Here's some of what that *awful* Don Lemon had to say about race relations: @DonLemonCNN 6h dress nicely. use appropriate language. keep ur surroundings clean. go to school. be responsible, involved parents. That's offensive? SMH Oh, the horrors! Somebody get the smelling salts.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 06:31 PM (KiyII)

61 Secede. Republic of Texas Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 28, 2013 10:28 PM (SXpbd) That shall be our Trebizond...

Posted by: The Byzantine Hat at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (Vk2pI)

62 Yanno, given that I was in Houston at the time . . . I might've actually got my first job in Colorado from my ability to get Skype working the first time.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (d7tB2)

63 54 Off topic. How do we stop Republican senators and congressmen/women from capitulating? Please includeany "out-of-the-box" solutions. Posted by: elliot m at July 28, 2013 10:30 PM (zPich) You can't. What you can do is vote their asses out of office. Do that enough and somebody will start to get the fucking point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

64 AoSHQ: Come for the witty repartee, stay for the bear pole dancing.

Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

65 Trayvon Martin was a "normal" teenager? Seriously? Are most teenagers burglarizing houses and stealing jewelry? Are most teenagers punching bus drivers in the face? Are most teenagers mixing up and drinking so much codeine-based "Lean" or "Purple Drank" that they already have liver damage at the ripe old age of 17? Do most teenagers have multiple school suspensions? If Trayvon Martin was a "normal" teenager, then God help us all.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (/sohm)

66 Hit Girl figure coming out
http://www.hlj.com/product/MEDRAH-638/Act

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (RJOKC)

67 I wonder what the 6 year anniversary gift is. Off to the googles.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (jIaZt)

68 Middle Class, Hobos, Poverty, White Privy

Shave the whales

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:32 PM (LRFds)

69 Note to the idiots in the FSA, LIVs, and other assorted dumb shits of the world: if it's got rules, it's not a conversation. Okay? And if the rules favor only one side, it's not a debate either. It's a lecture. And if I wanted to be lectured on the grievances of one special interest group against another, I'd go back to college.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:33 PM (CA2NO)

70 Vote Democrat: Cause Blood Libel Against White People Is Fun!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 06:33 PM (ZPrif)

71 I win bitches! Traditional: iron Modern: wood Cougar will be most pleased.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:33 PM (jIaZt)

72

Please includeany "out-of-the-box" solutions.

Posted by: elliot m at July 28, 2013 10:30 PM (zPich)
 

At this website? How about 10000 variations of the same unfunny joke and a fat girl riding a horse?

Posted by: shnee at July 28, 2013 06:33 PM (zivRx)

73 Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus! 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 06:33 PM (RJOKC)

74 65 Trivial Pursuer,

Look you can't force the African-Americans to act like human beings or follow those tomes of "suggestions" you call laws...

Trayvon Martin was simply engaged in some Venture Finance

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

75 My folks hit 40 late this year. Posted by: Vendette, fellow Baptist
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Congratulations to them!

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

76 43 Congratulations EC. Be damn sure you make it 12 more. My 24th is this year. Hope I don't get thrown under the bus. It could happen. {{{{{shudders}}}}} Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 10:28 PM (4Mv1T) Congrats to you and Mrs Road!!! Your gift to her is musical instruments or opal.

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:34 PM (doBIb)

77 Off topic. How do we stop Republican senators and congressmen/women from capitulating? Please includeany "out-of-the-box" solutions. Posted by: elliot m Wot's I always said in Chicago. You can get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at July 28, 2013 06:34 PM (9bMee)

78 Traditional: iron Modern: wood Huh. Sounding like a normal morning at my house.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:34 PM (KJ5y7)

79 Yeah, I'm sick of being told criminal behavior by minorities is normal behavior. Talk about the bigotry of low expectations...

Posted by: Waldo at July 28, 2013 06:34 PM (tXGg/)

80 57 The Political Hat,

it's cute when they think they still live in a nation of laws like that...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

81 Well, black folk have decided they will enable their irresponsible youth to enact "A Clockwork Orange" anytime they care. The Landry thing makes me sick. Esp. the part about no pay. 13 Ain't happening. Too sick of a society, and a nation that can just go to hell.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 06:35 PM (7clBZ)

82 TR, go for the opal. An accordion will not please your wife. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 28, 2013 06:35 PM (9bMee)

83 I wonder what the 6 year anniversary gift is. apparently the 15 yr one is a trip that I plan and pay for (I'm the lady half of this equation) I don't think I've ever gotten an anniversary gift! o well, he sticks around, that's probably enough all things considered

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2013 06:35 PM (2up3Q)

84 Answer - Traditional: iron

Question - What does Huma use in the bedroom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 06:35 PM (RJOKC)

85 Do you really think that little things like the "law" or "facts" will get in the way of a good witchhunt? Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 10:31 PM (Vk2pI) No, but this overcharging by prosecutors is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: CDR M at July 28, 2013 06:35 PM (dKV5k)

86 The charge is attempted murder. The victim has to be alive for that charge.

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 06:36 PM (AO9UG)

87 Look you can't force the African-Americans to act like human beings or follow those tomes of "suggestions" you call laws... Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 10:33 PM (LRFds) You're generalizing to be cute but it's tiresome.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:36 PM (77l1L)

88 Help!  I'm locked in my car and I can't get out.  Can anyone help me?  It's a convertible, the top is down and it's starting to rain.

Posted by: A Canuck in France at July 28, 2013 06:36 PM (/izg2)

89 It's not "minorities". We don't have a problem with asians robbing, raping, and murdering people at rates far above the average.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 06:36 PM (ZPrif)

90 Note to the idiots in the FSA, LIVs, and other assorted dumb shits of the world: if it's got rules, it's not a conversation. Okay? And if the rules favor only one side, it's not a debate either. It's a lecture.

I'll go Hot-Air, "in fairness" on this one and say that if it's got rules, it's at least a debate (or a boxing-match), and I'm fine with that. Fuck, I'm fine with dueling.

But I agree on the last bit - if the rules are set up to support a specific side, the match is rigged.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 06:36 PM (d7tB2)

91 An accordion will not please your wife. Trust me on this. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense......
------------------------------------------

I sold a really nice professional grade banjo I could buy back.  Goes with my bow ties.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

92 He who has the guns makes the rules, screw those rules.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 28, 2013 06:37 PM (uUXp6)

93 65 Trayvon Martin was a "normal" teenager? Seriously? Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at July 28, 2013 10:32 PM (/sohm) For certain values of "normal". /and that's all I will say about that

Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2013 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

94 I propose we have a National Conversation About Breasts. To be followed by a national conversation on pubic hairstyles? I think our National Conversation About Breasts is called the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, isn't it? And pubic hairstyles? I don't even want to ask how many different ways there could possibly be for styling that particular region of the body. I shudder to know.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:37 PM (CA2NO)

95 HobbyLink Japan is having a model kit sale.  Ends July 31.
http://www.hlj.com/cgi-perl/hljlist?SaleGroup=130718_Pla&header=plamosale130718

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 06:37 PM (RJOKC)

96 Had a "conversations about race" with some black folks about two or three weeks ago and I was informed (rather indignantly ) that only people in power can be racists. So I rather bluntly announced that that was a fact and they should look Obama and the CBC who are the biggest race monger in the whole of the good ole US of A. Took those imbeciles by surprise

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 28, 2013 06:37 PM (RLdcX)

97 Grizzly Man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWItOMh3fMk

Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 28, 2013 06:38 PM (TI6nB)

98 And pubic hairstyles? I don't even want to ask how many different ways there could possibly be for styling that particular region of the body. I shudder to know. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:37 PM (CA2NO) I'll step aside while the hardwood vs. shag carpet vs. in between debate begins anew.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:38 PM (77l1L)

99 >>>And pubic hairstyles? I don't even want to ask how many different ways there could possibly be for styling that particular region of the body. I shudder to know. It is a lovely setting for a topiary garden, wouldn't you agree?

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:38 PM (jIaZt)

100 We have the FID cards in The Peoples Republic of NJ as well.

Posted by: dr. shatterhand at July 28, 2013 06:38 PM (wGCtp)

101 The charge is attempted murder.

The victim has to be alive for that charge. Posted by: eman
----------------------------

Thank you. I completely missed the "attempted" in "attempted 2nd degree murder."  That does clear it up.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)

102 This Bannion - BCochran1981 altercation ... was someone's Yahoo Group mail hacked and used to spam others? No, that's not a euphemism.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (FlRtG)

103

Thank you #72-

"At this website? How about 10000 variations of the same unfunny joke and a fat girl riding a horse?"

Maybe the best idea includes a fat girl riding a horse. Keep them coming.

Posted by: elliot m at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (zPich)

104 85 CDR M,

Just wait until they start charging you with crimes against humanity for denying AGW...

I've basically come to accept that the "middle" has decided the leftbats are gonna get to go full bore "Shining" on the sanity scale before they blink...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (LRFds)

105 It is a lovely setting for a topiary garden, wouldn't you agree? Or a hedgerow maze.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (KJ5y7)

106 That's not Mars- it's Utah

YOU CAN SEE THE WIRES GOOGLE IT PEOPLE

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (8sCoq)

107 Perhaps she meant Trayvon was a normal Peruvian teenager.

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 06:39 PM (AO9UG)

108 93 65 Trayvon Martin was a "normal" teenager? Seriously? Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at July 28, 2013 10:32 PM (/sohm) For certain values of "normal". /and that's all I will say about that Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2013 10:37 PM (sdi6R) He made it to seventeen, which is saying a lot...

Posted by: model_1066 at July 28, 2013 06:40 PM (QeafI)

109 So...thug teenagers scaled his gate and tried to break into his home? Does LA not have a Castle Doctrine?

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 06:40 PM (ELdpj)

110 "The Root aims to foster and advance conversations about issues relevant to the black Diaspora..."

The black Diaspora?

That's pumped!



A ticket from Houston to Lagos is $824... 



Nike Air Yeezy 2 NRG wolf grey ii kanye west galaxy platinum zen net tan yeezys

$5,000


just sayin'

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 28, 2013 06:40 PM (0It32)

111 And pubic hairstyles? I don't even want to ask how many different ways there could possibly be for styling that particular region of the body. I shudder to know. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:37 PM (CA2NO) http://tinyurl.com/8cb8nrs SFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

112 100 We have the FID cards in The Peoples Republic of NJ as well. Posted by: dr. shatterhand at July 28, 2013 10:38 PM (wGCtp) Peruvia only issues FOAD cards.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 28, 2013 06:41 PM (QeafI)

113

At this website? How about 10000 variations of the same unfunny joke and a fat girl riding a horse?

Posted by: shnee at July 28, 2013 10:33 PM (zivRx)

 


*****

 

And yet here you are. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 28, 2013 06:41 PM (pxDth)

114 Mars used to have an ocean, lakes, and rivers. Then the White Man came...

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 06:41 PM (AO9UG)

115 Also, most normal teenagers are kicked out of school for theft, right?

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 06:41 PM (ELdpj)

116 Wow, bears are some itchy mofos right there, I'll tell you what.

Posted by: arminius at July 28, 2013 06:41 PM (cDnhR)

117 This Bannion - BCochran1981 altercation ... was someone's Yahoo Group mail hacked and used to spam others? No, that's not a euphemism. Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 10:39 PM (FlRtG) There's an altercation? Naw, Bannion's just grumpy. Happens as you get older.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

118 111 And pubic hairstyles? I don't even want to ask how many different ways there could possibly be for styling that particular region of the body. I shudder to know. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:37 PM (CA2NO) http://tinyurl.com/8cb8nrs SFW Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT) Flames?!?!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:42 PM (doBIb)

119 >>>I'll step aside while the hardwood vs. shag carpet vs. in between debate begins anew. Meh. Team Hardwood won in a first round knockout.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:42 PM (jIaZt)

120
   We have been married for 45 years.  Either a testament to true love or endurance.

    Sometimes my wife tends toward the endurance part.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2013 06:42 PM (SAMxH)

121


No, but this overcharging by prosecutors is getting ridiculous.

 

There needs to be a rule that you can't include lesser charges.  Want to go after second degree murder?  Fine, but no manslaughter included as well. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2013 06:42 PM (lr3d7)

122 116 Wow, bears are some itchy mofos right there, I'll tell you what. Posted by: arminius at July 28, 2013 10:41 PM (cDnhR) Their scat is lovingly harvested and ground into what Peruvians think is instant coffee.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 28, 2013 06:42 PM (QeafI)

123 Naw, Bannion's just grumpy. Happens as you get older. Now get off my lawn you meddling kids!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:43 PM (KJ5y7)

124 "Mars used to have an ocean, lakes, and rivers"

You mean like Peruvia? Oh come on, now. Lets be realistic.

Posted by: what dead horse? at July 28, 2013 06:43 PM (1mtV3)

125 But I agree on the last bit - if the rules are set up to support a specific side, the match is rigged. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo Brother, I'm 57 years old, and only now am I realizing the rules have been rigged pretty much my entire life. Call me stupid, call me Ishmael, but just don't forget to call me to dinner. The game is rigged, the rules are rigged, the people making the rules are rigged, the people writing the rules are rigged, the people teaching about the rules are rigged, the people adjudicating the rules are rigged. The only way not to lose is not to play the game. The only way get through life is to play the game. This is rigged. Lather, rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 28, 2013 06:43 PM (9bMee)

126 Hardwood vs. Shag?
Back or Front?

Posted by: rosie o'donut at July 28, 2013 06:43 PM (BQ10H)

127 Congrats to the anniversary-celebrating 'rons and 'ettes! I can't believe my sister and her hubby will be having their 7th year anniversary this year. Damn that time has flown. And my parents will be celebrating 44 years in September. I'm feeling quite out of the loop.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:43 PM (CA2NO)

128 Flames?!?! What? Most people like their tacos hot.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:44 PM (KJ5y7)

129 We have been married for 45 years. Either a testament to true love or endurance. Sometimes my wife tends toward the endurance part. Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2013 10:42 PM (SAMxH) She's finally getting you trained...

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:44 PM (77l1L)

130 kbdabear's rules for talking to me about race

1. Yeh, slavery was bad, do you expect me to invent a time machine so I can go back and free the slaves?

2. Rule #1 applies to Jim Crow

3. I don't have the money any more to take any guilt trips

4. Your friendship with me cuts both ways. If you have rules on how I can talk with you, or speaking with you becomes a chore, I have other friends

5. The First Amendment was created to protect speech you don't like too

6. I'm at the point where I no longer care


Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 06:44 PM (/9IC1)

131 128 Flames?!?! What? Most people like their tacos hot. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 10:44 PM (KJ5y7) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:44 PM (doBIb)

132 We could get into the flames hairstyle.

Posted by: Team LIB at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (Aif/5)

133 In #Peruvia, they cut the cheese without a knife.

Posted by: USA at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (VIaw0)

134 87 Vendette,

No I'm mocking the fuck out of liberals who are more racist by breakfast than I am at the end of a fortnight.

My favorite economics minds extant are Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell, I'm sick and tired of the Race Hustlers pretending that their "people" can't be citizens.

It is tiresome, and nettlesome.  The good news is I am moving out of my house in all likelihood by Wed and I will be on the road to SC and then TX so I won't be wearing anyone else out for a while except maybe my alternate personality.  As was pointed out upthread there is rank intellectual dishonesty afoot WRT "baggy drawers and hoodies are not crimes"

Nope they're not, of course Trayvon Martin did a little bit more than wear droopy pants and hoodies.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (LRFds)

135 117 BCochran1981 Ok, wasn't sure ....

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (FlRtG)

136 Wow, ONT goes up at 10;17 & I post something @ 10:44 @ I might be 113, or higher. Thanks Maet!

Posted by: Carol T at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (z4WKX)

137 Congrats irongrampa!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (doBIb)

138 I'm feeling quite out of the loop. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:43 PM (CA2NO) Where is Nearsider???? Do you have him tied up in the basement? You've atleast got an iv hooked up to replace his bodily fluids right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

139 Night y'all. This weekend was too damned short.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (jIaZt)

140 An ex-gf, got really mad at me one time when after hearing her rant on and on about evil White People, I pointed out Native Americans had this continent all to themselves for 15,000 years and all they could come up with is popcorn and maple syrup. I was only joking, Jane!

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (AO9UG)

141 "[...Don't listen to Bill Cosby...]: If you need guidance, look for someone whose background offers evidence that he or she had the incentive to spend some time seeking information and thinking critically in a professional capacity about whatever it is the person is discussing."

Um, Bill Cosby sounds like a person you could use here. Also Herman Cain, Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, etc.

Posted by: docweasel at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (YPpzf)

142 I missed the whole 'peruvia' meme

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (8sCoq)

143 " Martin was a normal teenager " Normalization of Deviance

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (7clBZ)

144 http://tinyurl.com/8cb8nrs SFW Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT) ... Flames? Seriously? FLAMES? Is that really something anyone wants on their crotch? "Hi! My genitals regularly burn from a variety of STDs! Wanna fuck?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (CA2NO)

145

I'll save us all some time on the whole pubic hair discussion and just post this:

 

http://tinyurl.com/l2ufvtg

 

 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2013 06:46 PM (lr3d7)

146 17 So tonight was our 12th anniversary. Wife loved the pearl necklace I gave her. No, that's not a metaphor! It really was a pearl necklace. Pearls are the traditional twelfth wedding anniversary gift. She loved them, so mission accomplished! Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 10:24 PM (doBIb) -------- Our 11th anniversary was yesterday, traditional gift is steel. We bought a bed. It has steel rails.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (aH+zP)

147 You've atleast got an iv hooked up to replace his bodily fluids right? He's gonna hate it when he runs out of lotion.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (KJ5y7)

148 The little punks Mother informed the media that her son robbed people all the time, but NEVER used a weapon. He was a good boy, you see. I shit you not.

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (Gmg3+)

149 138 I'm feeling quite out of the loop. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 10:43 PM (CA2NO) Where is Nearsider???? Do you have him tied up in the basement? You've atleast got an iv hooked up to replace his bodily fluids right? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 10:45 PM (GEICT) Nearsider put the lotion in the basket, but still got the hose.

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (doBIb)

150 Speaking of Chicago ....

Chicago Next? Windy City Cash Balance Plummets To Only $33 Million As Debt Triples

http://tinyurl.com/n7gky32

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (/9IC1)

151 Randomly off topic, but aside from the laughably bad animation, are Huckabee's history videos any good in terms of accurately explaining American History?

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (ELdpj)

152 Our 11th anniversary was yesterday, traditional gift is steel. We bought a bed. It has steel rails. Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 10:47 PM (aH+zP) But what about the middle??????

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:47 PM (77l1L)

153 So...thug teenagers scaled his gate and tried to break into his home? Does LA not have a Castle Doctrine? Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 10:40 PM (ELdpj) It happened right outside. If it was inside and the home clearly broken into, there wouldn't be much of a debate. But it was outside, so it become harder to show self defense.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 06:48 PM (Vk2pI)

154 Well here is one good use for Revell model kits.  Hasegawa re-issues them with anime markings.
http://www.hlj.com/product/HSGSP306/Air

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (RJOKC)

155 Our trade schools turn out some of the finest pubic hair-stylists.

Posted by: Peruvia Dept. of Education at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (FcR7P)

156 An ex-gf, got really mad at me one time when after hearing her rant on and on about evil White People, I pointed out Native Americans had this continent all to themselves for 15,000 years and all they could come up with is popcorn and maple syrup

Well, we also came up with some fine forms of public entertainment.

Posted by: Ahuitzotl, speaker for the gods at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (d7tB2)

157 Pervia has honest discussions about race, and the middle class.

Posted by: Michael Moore'd in the Boobeh at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (rCS6C)

158 Congrats Gingy and weirddave! Remember, next year expect some pearls to come your way!

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (doBIb)

159 1 48 The little punks Mother informed the media that her son robbed people all the time, but NEVER used a weapon. He was a good boy, you see. " Well, at some point you've robbed enough people...and you get a bullet to the head.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (ELdpj)

160 Don't look now, but... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kittenolivia

Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2013 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

161 Where is Nearsider???? Do you have him tied up in the basement? You've atleast got an iv hooked up to replace his bodily fluids right? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 10:45 PM (GEICT) ... FUCK. Uh... brb. *sound of feet pattering down stairs*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:50 PM (CA2NO)

162 Luckily that tree can't talk.

Kill me.  

Posted by: Tree at July 28, 2013 06:50 PM (J2GaP)

163 I'll save us all some time on the whole pubic hair discussion and just post this: http://tinyurl.com/l2ufvtg Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2013 10:46 PM (lr3d7) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

164 " But it was outside, so it become harder to show self defense." But inside his gate, No? His property had already been breached.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 06:51 PM (ELdpj)

165 Is this the kind of "conversation" about race we're supposed to have?

I'm pretty sure that you're not allowed to bring up black on white crime when the subject of St Trayvon comes up

Mob Of Teens Brutally Attack Man In Heart Of Little Italy (Baltimore)

http://tinyurl.com/kvwl82m

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 06:51 PM (/9IC1)

166 so  I'm watching The Hunt For Red October and poking around on Google Earth, and now I'm looking at the Russian sub base at Poljarny

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 06:51 PM (8sCoq)

167 Our 11th anniversary was yesterday, traditional gift is steel. We bought a bed. It has steel rails. Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 10:47 PM (aH+zP) Did y'all go with a Sleep Number? Or did you choose something different?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:52 PM (CA2NO)

168 Argue with a lefty? Just say no. Or better yet, Bullshit.

Posted by: Nancy Reagan at July 28, 2013 06:52 PM (1mtV3)

169 In #Peruvia, there is no translation for "Paper or Plastic?"

Posted by: USA at July 28, 2013 06:52 PM (VIaw0)

170 Regarding our young criminal--I honestly cannot decide if I want the little bastard to die or to live on as a retard fully aware of his newfound retardation, fully aware he will never have a full life because a citizen quite rightly blew his head off. I think I'm voting for number two. As far as New Orleans--may it flood again if this is what it chooses to do.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 06:52 PM (7clBZ)

171 Our 11th anniversary was yesterday, traditional gift is steel. We bought a bed. It has steel rails. Posted by: Gingy
----------------------------------

CAGE-MATCH!

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 06:53 PM (4Mv1T)

172 95 HobbyLink Japan is having a model kit sale. Ends July 31. http://www.hlj.com/cgi-perl/hljlist?SaleGroup=130718_Plaamp;header=plamosale130718 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 10:37 PM (RJOKC)


Linky no work.  

Posted by: Tree at July 28, 2013 06:53 PM (J2GaP)

173 But inside his gate, No? His property had already been breached. ---------- Locked gates are clearly racist.

Posted by: NAACP at July 28, 2013 06:53 PM (Aif/5)

174 Hey The Dude and TPH, remember the Dreamcast?
http://www.hlj.com/product/HSGVR6/Sci

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 06:53 PM (RJOKC)

175 Argue with a lefty? Just say no. Or better yet, Bullshit. Posted by: Nancy Reagan at July 28, 2013 10:52 PM (1mtV3) Harumph! *Picks up pen in left hand*

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:53 PM (77l1L)

176 Sockity off. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2013 06:53 PM (J2GaP)

177 162 Luckily that tree can't talk. Kill me. Posted by: Tree at July 28, 2013 10:50 PM (J2GaP) I tried to.

Posted by: Dagda Mor at July 28, 2013 06:54 PM (KiyII)

178 164: Yeah, he scaled what looked like a 10-12 foot iron fence while his little friend watched. I don't see why they are holding the guy, but I'm a Texan.

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at July 28, 2013 06:54 PM (Gmg3+)

179 162 Luckily that tree can't talk. Kill me. Posted by: Tree at July 28, 2013 10:50 PM (J2GaP) Where's Saruman when you need him?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 06:55 PM (CA2NO)

180 This case is a continuation of the left's assault on Louisiana's rather liberal application of "castle doctrine" type thinking....

I'm pretty sure under Louisiana law the guy made a clean shoot...
that was the case when an exchange student got perforated.

You don't trespass in Louisiana, and you don't raise too much hell on a private businesses' property.

You just don't.

http://tinyurl.com/k8ggtql

US Carry article on LA Senate efforts to weaken their laws...

essentially this whole "Let's have a talk on race" horseshit (which I went to the aptly named "Root" aka "dick" and read and St Trayvon worship is being done to grant license for physical assault to the "protected."

I hate the passive-aggressive cocksuckers more and more each day it gets more and more obvious they are babystepping towards some enabling act.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)

181 Harumph! *Picks up pen in left hand* Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 10:53 PM (77l1L) *fistbump*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)

182 You want to have a blast?

Get into a conversation with your black co-workers about "race."

Hilarity and firings will ensue, but mostly firings.

Most likely yours.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 28, 2013 06:56 PM (zOP5o)

183 Hey The Dude and TPH, remember the Dreamcast? http://www.hlj.com/product/HSGVR6/Sci Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 10:53 PM (RJOKC) Been a while since I've seen one.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 28, 2013 06:56 PM (Vk2pI)

184 He shoulda fired both barrels INdoors.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 28, 2013 06:56 PM (FcR7P)

185 So, basically, if you're at all white, and not The First Black President, and you kill a criminal who happens to be black you are going to jail. Laws be damned.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 06:57 PM (ELdpj)

186 Indoors, outdoors, through the door, what's the difference?

Posted by: Joey B. at July 28, 2013 06:57 PM (1mtV3)

187 *fistbump* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT) After all, lefties are in their right minds.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:57 PM (77l1L)

188

    Congratulations on your 12th, EC.  I hope they keep on coming, with each more special than the last.

    My Gram used to say that to us each year.















Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2013 06:58 PM (SAMxH)

189 that is a cool picture of Mars. But for some reason it makes the hair on my arm stick up like the spooky creepy feeling.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 06:58 PM (RZ8pf)

190

"The teen in the light tank top climbed over Landry's fence and into the yard. Landry's large dog began to bark, alerting Landry to the intruder."

 

 

 

Just because they jumped over the fence and looked like thugs they shouldn't be profiled. really you guys, that's a racism rule # 675.

Posted by: Guido - proud father of a new Baby Glock26' at July 28, 2013 06:58 PM (A96MH)

191 American Black culture is being assimilated by a Thug culture that thrives on fear, bigotry, and violence. True Black culture is struggling to resist this Borg-style attack. People like Ms. Desmond-Harris are drones from the cube.

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 06:58 PM (AO9UG)

192 The racial dialogue always turns out to be a monologue.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2013 06:58 PM (tg2kY)

193

'sup horde.

I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 06:58 PM (GaqMa)

194 182 Kreplach,


BUT DON'T YOU DARE GENERALIZE!


yeah no...really go on over to "the root" and see "the rules" essentially I am not allowed to express reservations about their worst actors on race hustling, I am not allowed to assume uniformity on their part despite you know 93% plus block voting...

I used to have these "conversations on topic x" at 0230 AM with my mom at age 7...

they're monologues really but the punishment if you don't follow the script can be profound...

do not correct her when she says that her friend the housefly is not really 5 weeks old, do not explain that you can not spend the same 50 bucks 3 times in adult accounting....

yeah I've played this game before.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)

195 189 that is a cool picture of Mars. But for some reason it makes the hair on my arm stick up like the spooky creepy feeling. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (RZ8pf) Like something's going to happen?

Posted by: Dave Bowman at July 28, 2013 06:59 PM (doBIb)

196 I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before. Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa) Handlebar mustache?

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 06:59 PM (77l1L)

197 Is your zip code racist?

TFG and HUD are going to have certain zip codes designated as "racist" in order to force integration of poor minorities into middle class neighborhoods

HUD Launches Scheme To Racially Diversify Suburbs

http://tinyurl.com/n7vbeuk

Diversity: Now even ZIP codes are racist, and according to this race-obsessed administration, you're racist for living in a suburban area with little public housing. And it plans to change that.

In his speech, Donovan vowed to help urban blacks relocate to suburban neighborhoods, where they can have access to "good schools, safe streets, jobs, grocery stores," among other things. He claimed suburban realtors and landlords still discriminate against blacks.

"African-Americans," Donovan said, "are being denied their freedom of choice."

He said the HUD database will detail by neighborhood what "access African-American families have to community assets — including jobs, schools and transit," which he added "is something the NAACP has long called for."


Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 07:00 PM (/9IC1)

198 >I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa)



tickle your sweetheart with it

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 28, 2013 07:00 PM (8sCoq)

199 There are Taurans on Mars....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 07:00 PM (RJOKC)

200 191 American Black culture is being assimilated by a Thug culture Assimilated?? It is the culture. Music, sports stars, everyone who's successful pushes that culture. Name an alternative. If you're not Thug, then you're a sellout, an Uncle Tom, a house boy. And they're called that openly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

201 'sup horde.
I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before.
------------------------------

My son didn't notice for two weeks after I grew one like Chewbacca, and wife didn't notice when I cut it off.

I rule all that I survey.

Not.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)

202 When white folks go out on a rampage shooting black folk in black neighborhoods, that will in fact be racism. When white folks shoot black guys up who have invaded their home property, that is preserving the thin veneer of civilization.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:01 PM (7clBZ)

203 I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before. Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa) Fu...man...chu

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)

204 " HUD Launches Scheme To Racially Diversify Suburbs  *eye twitches rapidly* My neighborhood is 75% hispanic...buy probably white hispanic sooooo RACIST.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 07:02 PM (ELdpj)

205 185 Lauren,

It's uh...

erm I'm uh tire....not funny

or something

basically they want license to engage in felonies unilaterally...you notice not one of these "let's chats" addresses the physical assault predilictions a certain superior to the real minority despite being a majority Americans for "walking, breathing, staring, door locking, etc etc etc

yeah this "conversation" is gonna lead to a great place.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)

206 At least slavery and Jim Crow happened. But white people also are told to accept eternal blame for genocide against the Amerindian tribes. Which didn't happen. The great die-off of the Amerindian tribes happened. But it was entirely due to accidental disease transmission and not to any purposeful action by white people. And the white people blamed -- ie Brits and Americans -- weren't even the ones who spread the disease. The diseases started spreading the moment the Spanish and Portuguese conquistadors made contact. Most Amerindians died without ever seeing a white man. Most died from starvation because their agricultural societies collapsed when everybody was too sick to plant or harvest the crops. Many died from colds (which were far more virulent for them), flus, smallpox, measles, mumps, etc, etc. But most died from starvation -- especially in North America where winter was a much bigger problem. By the time the British settlers showed up the great die-off was mostly finished. The stories about smallpox blankets happened, literally, hundreds of years after the great die-off of the Amerindian tribes. The germ theory of disease hadn't even been discovered yet. People did not know how disease spread. The conquistadors had no idea what was happening. They thought God was literally striking down their enemies before them -- as did many of the Amerindian tribes. Genocide requires purposeful action. If you hate me and sneeze near me and I get sick and die -- then you didn't murder me even if you were racist to me. Especially if you had no idea you had a disease, didn't understand how disease transmission worked. The "white people committed genocide against the Indians" is one of the most wide-spread, and evil, lies out there. It did not happen. It was one of the great historical tragedies. Sadly it was inevitable given the eurasian diseases. And it is noone's fault. Nobody foresaw it. Nobody realized what was happening as it happened. Nobody intended it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 07:02 PM (ZPrif)

207 Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa)


Fu...man...chu

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:02 PM (GEICT)


Neck beard.

The Full Mose.

Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (TI6nB)

208 Toure visited Peruvia once. A six-year-old beat him up and stole one of his names.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (BLAfs)

209 Is your zip code racist?

Oh no. I can definitely attest to the cultural enrichment recently brought here. Last afternoon I saw a family - a family, man, woman and two children - of African Americans, or African something anyway.

Right outside the McDonald's a couple blocks from my home. Panhandling.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (d7tB2)

210

while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before.

 

 

It's like taking a vacation from yourself.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (jjBwR)

211 Pole-dancing bears are awesome. And with that, I bid the Horde hail and farewell.

Posted by: joncelli at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (5zY4+)

212 I'm still waiting for protests from what Jane D'oh put here a few weeks ago. There were two black boys that attempted to rob a young white woman with her one year old baby, on March, and demanded she give them her money, but she didn't have any. They shot the woman & killed the little one year old boy! I am OUTRAGED! Wherev is everyone else? One of the boys is going to be charged as an adult, the others name won't be released because he is going to be treated as a juvenile.

Posted by: Carol T at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (z4WKX)

213 I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before. Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa) Do you suddenly feel like you are your own evil doppelganger?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:03 PM (CA2NO)

214 199 There are Taurans on Mars.... And maybe, just maybe, also the ruins of an ancient space-faring civilization are located there.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 07:04 PM (KiyII)

215 Gonna have to invest in some more home protection. Sucks, since I moved here to get away from all that shit back in west Houston, alias Newer Orleans

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 07:04 PM (d7tB2)

216 "whitey" ain't buying "blackys" bs no mo'

Posted by: newrouter at July 28, 2013 07:04 PM (kfeRL)

217 200 Actually, I meet good really decent black folk by the dozens weekly. Middle class. Big qualitative difference from a generation ago. There are two black Americas. The Huxtables, and the thugs.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:04 PM (7clBZ)

218 The only thing the racialists are going to say is 'It's your fault, Whitey.' The things black Americans really need aren't things white people can give them.

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 07:04 PM (MMC8r)

219 Y'all be stirrin up all dis ig nance all up in he-uh - Shirley Q Liquor

Posted by: NCwoof at July 28, 2013 07:04 PM (aUQgu)

220 And, Flatbush Joe, oriental/Asian plagues spreading into Europe were just bad luck and not genocide. You can even blame whitey for it because they weren't cleanly enough.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 28, 2013 07:05 PM (BQ10H)

221 197 KBDaBear,

That's right....somehow we are using our thought rays to freeze out folk...

I mean it couldn't be that there are choices and differential dynamics of valuation of occupancy in play...

or that self-segregation starts in Junior High and is in full swing before they go to college....but Mr GOP guy you have got to import the NAACP even if it is against their will...

another round of reparations I guess...

I notice a decided lack of Horde presence in 90210....

is this also an example of a lack of "freedom of choice?"

I hate these people.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:05 PM (LRFds)

222 The epic FAIL of the Left regarding the Martin Attempted Murder Stopped by Self-Defense (MAMSSD) is sending shock waves through the nation.

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 07:05 PM (AO9UG)

223 Thrawn, or there are Jovian lizards on Mars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 07:05 PM (RJOKC)

224 Be good Horde. I'm watching Ray Donovan & Dexter, unless I fall asleep during one of them. Good night. Carol

Posted by: Carol T at July 28, 2013 07:05 PM (z4WKX)

225 so the condo fire by my place last night was caused by cooking food that was left unattended.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:06 PM (RZ8pf)

226 Right outside the McDonald's a couple blocks from my home. Panhandling. ----------- Could be my area except its the local liquor store where the owners complain about how they sit outside with a sign except when the cops role by. Then the sign mysteriously disappears. (The owners of said liquor store are Indians)

Posted by: Adam at July 28, 2013 07:06 PM (Aif/5)

227 Good night, Carol! PGiS, you mentioned that this building has had multiple fires. How many?

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:07 PM (77l1L)

228 213 I'm just browsing the web tonight while I figure out what to do with this beard I grew for no other reason than I've never actually grown one before. 
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa)   

Do you suddenly feel like you are your own evil doppelganger? 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:03 PM (CA2NO)



Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female?   I assume they don't grow beards.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2013 07:07 PM (J2GaP)

229 I'm pretty sure under Louisiana law the guy made a clean shoot...
that was the case when an exchange student got perforated.


The Hattori shooting is still notorious in Japan as an example of crazy Americans with guns. And it does sound crazy - but when I read the details of the case, I could see why the jury acquitted the man. But I do blame the wife for panicking over nothing and creating the entire situation that lead to Hattori's death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshihiro_Hattori

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 28, 2013 07:07 PM (XkotV)

230 The "white people committed genocide against the Indians" is one of the most wide-spread, and evil, lies out there. It did not happen.
-------------------------------------

Flatbush. I like your posts, but I don't think we get a pass on this one.

If we didn't kill 'em all, we sure as hell pushed them off all their land.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 07:07 PM (4Mv1T)

231 TPH could torture the AFV club
http://www.hlj.com/product/PLZGP-7/Mil

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 07:08 PM (RJOKC)

232 Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female? I assume they don't grow beards. They wear boots with 4 inch heels.

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 07:08 PM (doBIb)

233 If we didn't kill 'em all, we sure as hell pushed them off all their land. Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 11:07 PM (4Mv1T) So?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

234

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:02 PM (GEICT

 

Heh, it's not that long.

This is The first time it hasn't come in clumpy, in fact in my early 20 I considered laser hair removal because my chances of growing A decent beard looked slim.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 07:09 PM (GaqMa)

235 Clearly, I have something to learn about trees...

Posted by: Harry Chapin at July 28, 2013 07:09 PM (aDwsi)

236 Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female? I assume they don't grow beards. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2013 11:07 PM (J2GaP) Vampy eye makeup, big hair, and an S-and-M wardrobe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:09 PM (CA2NO)

237 I find it interesting that the top commenters aren't also the top sock puppeteers.

Or are you disqualified by being one or the other?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 07:11 PM (28TG+)

238

I don't know, sometimes it just freaks me out to think about other planets. Been reading too much Bradbury lately.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

239 Either someone has a bad IP that's being blocked, or the TB3K on duty.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:11 PM (77l1L)

240 236 Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female? I assume they don't grow beards. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2013 11:07 PM (J2GaP) ------- Beauty Marks

Posted by: Cindy Crawford at July 28, 2013 07:11 PM (GmTxn)

241 So it's not just me? Posts are disappearing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

242 200 191 American Black culture is being assimilated by a Thug culture Assimilated?? It is the culture. Music, sports stars, everyone who's successful pushes that culture. Name an alternative. If you're not Thug, then you're a sellout, an Uncle Tom, a house boy. And they're called that openly. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:01 PM (GEICT) No, there is another culture, but it is being smothered.

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 07:12 PM (AO9UG)

243 My father had a beard for years, but he decided to shave it off shortly after I was born. My sister was two at the time. She had NO idea who this strange man was with no beard. Scared the CRAP out of her. She wouldn't go near him for days.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:12 PM (CA2NO)

244 Fi - Samantha and Serena.  Bewitched.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 07:12 PM (RJOKC)

245 Thrawn, or there are Jovian lizards on Mars. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:05 PM (RJOKC) Who cares? Gekigangar III is on!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 28, 2013 07:12 PM (Vk2pI)

246 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2013 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)

247

Btw MWR,

I was alreadt my evil twin. Well evil.

But right now I'm rocking The full neckbeard because, academic . Actually I just haven't shaped it yet since it's only 4 weeks in

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 07:13 PM (GaqMa)

248 TR: be careful, it can happen. It did to me. It wasn't complete until after 25  which I did not celebrate. With her.

DC: avoid the modern. My gift of wooden tongue depressors did not go over very well. See above.

Posted by: Sacred Cow at July 28, 2013 07:13 PM (htcXk)

249 229 Maet,

I am not fond of mistakes, and the Hattori case was a horrible mistake.  The law is what it is in Louisiana, and I was politely made very aware of it.  I've gone on at length about how even a clean shoot is a life altering event, and I wish people erred more often on the side of caution but I refuse to try to passive-aggressive chickenshit nibble and grasp at changing the law through the methodology of "lawfare."

Peer pressure is a lot more effective at changing the mental climate of folks WRT self-defense than this game we're stuck in.

I stood guard at our shop in the Parish during Rita's aftermath.

Looting is not the Pelican State's State Sport in any Parish outside of Orleans parish because at the end of the day the law is decidedly on the landowner and businessman's side.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:13 PM (LRFds)

250 Looked like a bunch of hairy democrat women learning to pole dance

Posted by: Big Ben at July 28, 2013 07:13 PM (I5Htn)

251 St. Trayvon ...The Hazouri recording purportedly shows the two teens talking in the middle of the street outside of Landry's house at about 1:44AM. One wore a dark tank top and the other wore a light tank top. The teen in the light tank top climbed over Landry's fence and into the yard. ... The little punks Mother informed the media that her son robbed people all the time, but NEVER used a weapon. He was a good boy, you see. " Why face Murder 2 charges and the Wrath of the Poverty Pimps? - Pepper spray, at least 10 cans .. Harbor Freight - Zip ties, the big ones, 3 packs .. Harbor Freight - Duct Tape, 5 rolls .. Home Depot - LED flashlight, at least 9 LEDs .. (anywhere) - Strobe flashlight, 300 lumens .. Amazon - 18" of radiator hose (for slapping asses) - video coverage, including a DVD burner and plenty of DVDs - cell phone ... make the call - firearm(s) of your choice, available, with 100 rounds ... just in case. It seems that getting capped is no longer a deterrent, and jail hasn't been much of one for many years ... ... but the perp's Nikes, rings, medallions, GRILLE, belt, ... i.e., all personal loot ... ... at auction on EBAY, with a DVD of authenticity ... (In 6 acts: The Crime, The Subduing, The Beating and Discipline, The Stripping, The Appraisal, and The Hauling)... ... just might change the meaning of "Shit just got Real" I have bills to pay ...OWNing asses gets me ... a few brands of stink ... which i have no use for ... PaWNing asses gets me ducats ... Count the money.

Posted by: Guy Karate, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at July 28, 2013 07:14 PM (FlRtG)

252

Vendette, well 2 this month so far. One in the spring. One last fall. 3 last year, 2 the year before that. Those are the big fires, there have been smaller more quickly put out fires that didn't do much damage.

 

 

On the plus side, the buildings have automated fire alarm calls, so the minute smoke is detected the first fire trucks are dispatched. I think that has really saved them a more serious situation.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:14 PM (RZ8pf)

253 TPH could torture the AFV club http://www.hlj.com/product/PLZGP-7/Mil Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:08 PM (RJOKC) Yet again, I give you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qF51ApP5PA

Posted by: 政治的な帽子+Spam at July 28, 2013 07:14 PM (Vk2pI)

254 So? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
------------------------------------

I see you've never fought the government over eminent domain.

It ain't pretty, or cheap.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

255 Yeah, the US fought wars with Indian tribes and took land. So what? 1) That's totally different from Genocide. Nazis really did try to kill all the Jews. That happened. Neither the Conquistadors nor the British settlers nor Americans tried to kill all the Indians. And, remember, 90% of the die-off occurred before the British settlers even arrived. The tribes America dealt with were the remnants after the great collapse. So, yeah, we had the Indian Wars. We won. We took the land. So what? That's war. Nothing to apologize for. We signed treaties. And later broke them. Treaties aren't eternal. Treaties get broken all the time. So what? Bush ripped up the START treaty in 2009. Treaties aren't eternal. Every speck of land any Indian tribe held, they held because they took it from a smaller, weaker tribe. That's life. America was the big tribe and took the land from the weak tribe. That's happened a million times in world history and will happen a million more.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 07:14 PM (ZPrif)

256 Assimilated?? It is the culture. Music, sports stars, everyone who's successful pushes that culture. Name an alternative. Regular everyday normal every black persons who are not these. If you're not Thug, then you're a sellout, an Uncle Tom, a house boy. And they're call that openly. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:01 PM (GEICT) Is that what some black person told you or is it from the twitter mob stuff we read on line? I know that the American black subculture is in a decades long process of disintegrating. And that process is just as purposeful as Jim Crow was at keeping us tribalized. But to say that our culture is entirely thugged out-- especially as I watch marriages and college graduations happen--is really bizarre.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 07:15 PM (Tnlh/)

257

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:12 PM (CA2NO)

Got it, so when I want to ditch the not yet existed kid, shave.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 07:15 PM (GaqMa)

258 Nothing must stop the watching of Gekiganger III! 

"Ah! You have the lost episode!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 07:15 PM (RJOKC)

259 That tree is such a slut.

Posted by: Captain Ned at July 28, 2013 07:15 PM (i+Fm3)

260 The things black Americans really need aren't things white people can give them.

Oh, we can. We can give them discipline if we had the will to do it. But we've been told it was "Jim Crow" and "apartheid".

When 92% of a certain population just plain doesn't believe in the rule of law (at least as it applies to them) - as we find with the Martin / Zimmerman case, with 8% agreeing with the jury's verdict - then 92% of that population are simply going to have to be treated like they're not fit to be treated as if they were part of our civilisation.

Otherwise they will keep push, push, pushing until our rotten facade falls around our ears.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 28, 2013 07:15 PM (d7tB2)

261

Police said a man, 28, from Bethesda, Md., was attacked in the 1700 block of Euclid Street, NW, in Adams Morgan. The victim said he was approached by three black males who kicked and punched him to the ground.

According the victim, one of the attackers yelled, “This is for Trayvon,” during the assault. The victim suffered lacerations to the face from the attack.

Police said the suspects took the manÂ’s wallet and iPhone.

------

I wouldn't think he'd have much use for them.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 28, 2013 07:15 PM (0It32)

262 233 BC1981,

Well we're the only beings on this Earth who are to feel total original unforgiveable sin and shame BC...

never mind I am part Sioux and my Great Great Grandfather gave his wife the best living in Ohio he could foster...

no sir sin...

now since Haji is borrowing England and France and Italy and Spain and Sweden and...

and the Chinese are not really so down with us squatting there...given the Mexican's laws against El Gringo Norte owning land... and Africa being "for Africans"...the fact we stole "Oz"....I am beginning to think I need to learn either Penguin or Polar Bear...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:16 PM (LRFds)

263 My father had a beard for years, but he decided to shave it off shortly after I was born. My sister was two at the time. She had NO idea who this strange man was with no beard. Scared the CRAP out of her. She wouldn't go near him for days. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:12 PM (CA2NO) Is she still in therapy? It's fun to look at the way-back-when pics of the parents. For my dad, he had hair and a mustache. For my mom, she was a younger version of me.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:16 PM (77l1L)

264 No, there is another culture, but it is being smothered. Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 11:12 PM (AO9UG) This. Look at the culture pre-Great Society, and the "Huxtable" culture of the 80s, and blend them together. It's the culture that values family, home, religion, hard work, success, and genuine community. Unfortunately, that is not the side of black culture that gets recognized and respected. That's the side that, if someone from there makes it big, he or she better show solidarity with "the 'hood," or the Uncle Tom/Aunt Jemima/House n***a/Sambo slurs will pour in.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:17 PM (CA2NO)

265 Howdy horde.  I'd say its good to be back but I would be lying.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:17 PM (mHjMr)

266 232 Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female? I assume they don't grow beards. 
----
They wear boots with 4 inch heels. 
Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 11:08 PM (doBIb)



Doesn't AtC wear those ... ?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2013 07:17 PM (J2GaP)

267 And of course the Indians NEVER EVER killed any settlers or stole their animals or stuff.

They of course never violated any treaties or pacts that they made with the settlers.

The Indians just minded their own business and were innocent of all wrong doing.

Sure.

Now some of the tribes further west were more peaceably inclined but by they were few in number and by then any human with red skin was assumed to be more savagely inclined than not.

Also, one must wonder about how they dwelt in the Americas for so long and (especially in the North) NEVER allied themselves or formed large cultures.

Perhaps their bloody minded tribalism played a part? N'est ce pas?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 07:17 PM (28TG+)

268
   Awful tired of the racism bullshit. Haven't got time for it anyway.

   But what we are seeing is the outcome of LBJ's little brainchild,his Great Society.

    Buy the votes and doom a race to eternal welfare.  And this is the result.  All that was needed was the race hustlers to perpetuate the myth of being downtrodden.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2013 07:17 PM (SAMxH)

269 So Flatbush Joe. Big tribe takes land from the little tribe.

You okay with eminent domain?

I'm in litigation now, so chose words carefully.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, also a fellow Baptist at July 28, 2013 07:17 PM (4Mv1T)

270 254 Tobacco Road,

I think my Kelo meltdown was legendary in one small corner of the webverse...

essentially the Conmservative is about to be the new Indians without the benefit of you know "reservations."

We won't get reservations because the entire point of the exercise is to force us to change in ways they would never dream of trying to force the modern AmerInds to do so.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:18 PM (LRFds)

271 Re: facial hair My father in law was a miami firefighter in the 70s. EPIC facial hair.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 07:19 PM (ELdpj)

272 If you don't separate yourself from your group's criminal class and culture, you really don't have much call to be offended when you get lumped in with it. Want to improve the image of black America in the minds of everyone else? Have black America vocally call out those of their own group who behave anti-socially, and shun them. Don't make excuses, tell them to straighten up and act right-- drug users, baby mamas, absentee parents, gangbangers and thugs. When you circle the wagon around your bad actors, it's impossible to tell who they are and who's just protecting them. Otherwise, 'Unity' just lumps you in with them, and you'll be seen as one of them. Same goes with the Muslims and terrorism.

Posted by: zsasz at July 28, 2013 07:19 PM (MMC8r)

273 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:14 PM (RZ8pf) I bet a bunch of people in that building don't leave when the alarm sounds. They leave when they smell smoke.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:19 PM (77l1L)

274 People have lost there minds over the Zimmerman verdict. When people start calling Charles Barkley, a guy who had a book titled "Who's afraid of a big black man" a house negro, things have jumped the racial sharknado. 

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 28, 2013 07:20 PM (b9K4P)

275 266 232 Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female? I assume they don't grow beards. ---- They wear boots with 4 inch heels. Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 11:08 PM (doBIb) Doesn't AtC wear those ... ? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2013 11:17 PM (J2GaP) Someone else does, or may soon...

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 07:20 PM (doBIb)

276 Oh my, I am a sock puppet queen. No wonder I haven't gotten anything done recently. Is there rehab for this issue like pervert stuff? I saw, too, that the term, "redneck" has caused the FBI to investigate a school in Arizona. Reprogramming. I didn't mean it, Stedman!

Prepare for the camps.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at July 28, 2013 07:20 PM (baL2B)

277 152 Our 11th anniversary was yesterday, traditional gift is steel. We bought a bed. It has steel rails. Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 10:47 PM ---- But what about the middle?????? Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 10:47 PM (77l1L) ----- We did not get a sleep number bed. EC, thanks. Already have a pearl necklace, and earrings. And whatever other jewellery I ever want. I'm a little spoiled, but not so you would hate me.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:20 PM (aH+zP)

278 Is that what some black person told you or is it from the twitter mob stuff we read on line? I know that the American black subculture is in a decades long process of disintegrating. And that process is just as purposeful as Jim Crow was at keeping us tribalized. But to say that our culture is entirely thugged out-- especially as I watch marriages and college graduations happen--is really bizarre. Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:15 PM (Tnlh/) Let me rephrase slightly, the thug culture is the only one that gets any notoriety. Gets any coverage. Flip on the tv. Read around on the internet. Hell, look at the actions of the so called elite in DC. Look at what was done to Thomas. Those that are seen the most, the musicians, the athletes, they are almost completely thugged out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

279 I'm done talking about it...

I get it I really do...

I'll stick to Peruvia jokes and piping in on the gun thread and making cameos on the ONT...

there's one original sin and that is being from here without feeling the need to subject yourself to a ritual spiritual cleansing through praying to Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:21 PM (LRFds)

280 I think white culture is disintegrating just as rapidly as black culture. Sure, the results may not be as violent, but they are as perfidious. What we tolerate as a society today is going to be our downfall. I don't think you can put morals and manners back in the box once they have been let loose. The only thing you can do is look on in dismay as people try grosser, meaner, and dirtier things for shock value.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

281 From that AP article;

"For the first time since 1975, the number of white single-mother households who were living in poverty with children surpassed or equaled black ones in the past decade, spurred by job losses and faster rates of out-of-wedlock births among whites. "


A shitty economy, the ultimate war on women.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 28, 2013 07:22 PM (b9K4P)

282 Unfortunately, that is not the side of black culture that gets recognized and respected. That's the side that, if someone from there makes it big, he or she better show solidarity with "the 'hood," or the Uncle Tom/Aunt Jemima/House n***a/Sambo slurs will pour in. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:17 PM (CA2NO) You know? I've never been called any of those things in person.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 07:22 PM (Tnlh/)

283 This. Look at the culture pre-Great Society, and the "Huxtable" culture of the 80s, and blend them together. It's the culture that values family, home, religion, hard work, success, and genuine community. Unfortunately, that is not the side of black culture that gets recognized and respected. That's the side that, if someone from there makes it big, he or she better show solidarity with "the 'hood," or the Uncle Tom/Aunt Jemima/House n***a/Sambo slurs will pour in. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:17 PM (CA2NO) And who destroyed all that? Why it's the Progressives of course! And how do they get away with it? Simple! Just blame "Whiteness" or the "Kyriarchy" or whatnot! While real discrimination and racism that Blacks used to face is but a shadow of what it once was, the destruction of the family and the rise of thug culture has perhaps made things, overall, worse. Just look at the old Amos n' Andy show. They had Black professionals and Black small business owners. They had characters that were in respectable roles (abet with the infusion of comedy), not just respectable for Blacks, but respectable period. The thing is, that the Black communities were the ones that were the earliest and most often targets of the Progressives. They are a prolog for everyone else. This will not end well.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)

284 EC, thanks. Already have a pearl necklace, and earrings. And whatever other jewellery I ever want. I'm a little spoiled, but not so you would hate me. Well then weirddave has his work cut out for him next year! "Here honey, I got you this...uh...Xbox One."

Posted by: EC at July 28, 2013 07:23 PM (doBIb)

285 Gingy - Did you go with the horde-endorsed King?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

286

Random thought - how does one identify the evil doppelganger of a female? I assume they don't grow beards.

 

Unless they're from Peruvia.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2013 07:23 PM (lr3d7)

287 Is she still in therapy? lol! No, thankfully. She got over it after a couple of weeks. But it goes to show how different my father looks with a beard! It's fun to look at the way-back-when pics of the parents. For my dad, he had hair and a mustache. For my mom, she was a younger version of me. Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 11:16 PM (77l1L) I had some of the older pics of my parents at work with me a while back; I was scanning them, and the work scanner was giving better resolution than my one at home. One of my coworkers at the time said, "Oooh, your father's cute. Wish I'd known him back in the day!" It was a bit... odd. How the hell do you mention that to your father after the fact? "Oh, hey, Sally So-and-So would have totally given you her number back in 72."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:23 PM (CA2NO)

288 >>280 I think white culture is disintegrating just as rapidly as black culture. Sure, the results may not be as violent, but they are as perfidious. What we tolerate as a society today is going to be our downfall. I don't think you can put morals and manners back in the box once they have been let loose. The only thing you can do is look on in dismay as people try grosser, meaner, and dirtier things for shock value.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)<<



Just look at the out of wedlock birthrates over time.  You are entirely correct - I am very sad to say.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:23 PM (mHjMr)

289 The thing that gets me about the "single mother" statistic is that a lot of these "single" mothers aren't. They have live in boyfriends whose income isn't being factored in when assigning benefits.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 07:24 PM (ELdpj)

290 197 Is your zip code racist? Hey, I moved out here because I'm racist. WTH, now where am I suppose to move to to get away from "those people?" You know that was my first thought when I was looking at houses. I asked my realtor, are there any blacks living in this zip code? Are they F'ing serious? People move around mainly because of ECONOMIC reasons.

Posted by: lindafell at July 28, 2013 07:24 PM (PGO8C)

291 I'm not sure if this has made the gun thread (or any of the other threads), but for you shooters out there that use Hornady rounds, some of the calibers (ok, a lot of them) might get a little scarce for awhile:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l8xl9wl

It appears they are going to focus on the exceptionally high-demand calibers/configurations.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 28, 2013 07:24 PM (U22Yw)

292 280 Concur, disagree.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:24 PM (7clBZ)

293 @230

This might sound indelicate - so what if we did?

And by that I mean it wasn't me or my family, we came here in the early 1900's so it was done by an earlier set of people adhering to a very different set of principles.

The subjugation and dislocation of people is part of the human condition.

No people have tried to right their wrongs more than the American people specifically white people.

In fact we are so accommodating that we are going to allow ourselves to be swamped by millions of people from a 3rd world shit holes of Mexico and South America.

Europe  has been doing the same with African and Islamic countries, with smashing results, mostly car windows and jaws broken.

Wither the Anglosphere, wither the world!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 28, 2013 07:24 PM (zOP5o)

294 278 Is that what some black person told you or is it from the twitter mob stuff we read on line? I know that the American black subculture is in a decades long process of disintegrating. And that process is just as purposeful as Jim Crow was at keeping us tribalized. But to say that our culture is entirely thugged out-- especially as I watch marriages and college graduations happen--is really bizarre. Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:15 PM (Tnlh/) Let me rephrase slightly, the thug culture is the only one that gets any notoriety. Gets any coverage. Flip on the tv. Read around on the internet. Hell, look at the actions of the so called elite in DC. Look at what was done to Thomas. Those that are seen the most, the musicians, the athletes, they are almost completely thugged out. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT) Yes, that is the assimilation in action. It all stems from Federal money and political power. Federal policies have turned things inside out where now the more a population fails the more political power it gets.

Posted by: eman at July 28, 2013 07:25 PM (AO9UG)

295 You ever wonder why you don't hear a lot about how slavery got started in North America? The first slaveowner, in Virginia, didn't own a slave until 1655. He had to sue to keep his indentured servant permanently because his indentured servant, John Casor, was under the (correct) impression that his indenture was temporary. The slaveowner, Anthony Johnson, argued that the English court had no right to tell him that he couldn't have a slave. It was part of his culture. Because Anthony Johnson was Angolan.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 28, 2013 07:25 PM (xSegX)

296 huh, my words as careful as I feel like. Yeah, I'm fine with eminent domain. Sometimes. It depends. Sometimes that highway just has to be built and, yeah, little ma and pa kettle gotta be evicted to make way. Sometimes we gotta build the Hoover Dam and people in the way just gotta move. And big tribe takes from little tribe is just a fact. My opinion about whether it's right or fair or not has nothing to do with it. Big tribe takes from little tribe. Always has, always will. That's why little tribes try to gang together to block big tribe. Or ally with another big tribe.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 07:25 PM (ZPrif)

297 Well Vendette, two elderly women had to be carried from the building, which is why it is a good thing the firefighters get there quickly. I do suspect that people may ignore the fire alarms when they go off, having seen that behavior myself in things like hotels. Biggest shock to me was when I was in a hotel fire outside of DC and even with the hotel staff on the room speakers saying to evacuate people were still taking their time to leave their rooms, getting fully dressed and grabbing their stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:25 PM (RZ8pf)

298 It was a bit... odd. How the hell do you mention that to your father after the fact? "Oh, hey, Sally So-and-So would have totally given you her number back in 72." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:23 PM (CA2NO) Something about my dad made my mom give him her number in '72.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:25 PM (77l1L)

299 The only thing you can do is look on in dismay as people try grosser, meaner, and dirtier things for shock value. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:22 PM (RZ8pf) So true.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:25 PM (CA2NO)

300 285 Gingy - Did you go with the horde-endorsed King? Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 11:23 PM (aDwsi) ----- We did. Dave today suggested a cup-and-string communication method.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:27 PM (aH+zP)

301 That's the side that, if someone from there makes it big, he or she better show solidarity with "the 'hood," or the Uncle Tom/Aunt Jemima/House n***a/Sambo slurs will pour in. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:17 PM (CA2NO) You know? I've never been called any of those things in person. Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:22 PM (Tnlh/) I've seen those slurs used. A lot, but very evil people. I've seen friends who were biracial attacked as "coconuts," sellout, and such, for daring to disagree with the proffered "beliefs" of their social corporatist units.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 07:27 PM (Vk2pI)

302 282 Unfortunately, that is not the side of black culture that gets recognized and respected. That's the side that, if someone from there makes it big, he or she better show solidarity with "the 'hood," or the Uncle Tom/Aunt Jemima/House n***a/Sambo slurs will pour in. ----- Yeah, but recognized and respected by whom? Not the black people I know, who are mostly military vets. I kind of don't know how I feel about the idea that there is one black culture or white culture or Hispanic-American culture or whatever. There's mainstream culture, there's military culture, there's thug culture, there's academic culture. Not saying that races are distributed equally among these, but it seems like an easier way to divide culture.

Posted by: Jenny Hates All The Things at July 28, 2013 07:27 PM (GmTxn)

303 295 Ehhhh....first slave was 1619, and that had to stay in Va., since none of the other colonies had been founded yet.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:27 PM (7clBZ)

304 Something about my dad made my mom give him her number in '72. Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 11:25 PM (77l1L) My parents were married in '69, so it would have been a tad awkward.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:28 PM (CA2NO)

305

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:25 PM (CA2NO)

 

Hey, I didn't grow the beard for shock value .

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 07:28 PM (GaqMa)

306 Biggest shock to me was when I was in a hotel fire outside of DC and even with the hotel staff on the room speakers saying to evacuate people were still taking their time to leave their rooms, getting fully dressed and grabbing their stuff. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:25 PM (RZ8pf) I bet that's a feature in hotels all over the place. Heck, people were taking carry-on bags off the plane that crashed in San Francisco.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:28 PM (77l1L)

307 304 Something about my dad made my mom give him her number in '72. Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 11:25 PM (77l1L) My parents were married in '69, so it would have been a tad awkward. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:28 PM (CA2NO) A friend of my parents, who as an elementary school teacher at the same school where I was in high school, once told my parents, while watching a game I was pitching in, that had she known my back in the day she "would have owned me." That was a little frightening.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)

308 Yeah, I'm fine with eminent domain. Sometimes. It depends. Sometimes that highway just has to be built and, yeah, little ma and pa kettle gotta be evicted to make way. Sometimes we gotta build the Hoover Dam and people in the way just gotta move.
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Flatbush. My point is not whethee they can take it. They have taken 6th generation land and given 1/3 the value. We are having to sue the shit out of the state and it has been three years. This is not fair.

Unless you have had this happen to you, you do not know of what you speak.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

309 the black crime rate has always been much higher than the white crime rate. That wasn't the result of The Great Society. In fact, The Great Society was partly sold as well to *lower* the high black crime rate.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 07:30 PM (ZPrif)

310 If you want to celebrate black people who are educated and high-achieving and defy persistent stereotypes, great, but that can't be a requirement for fair treatment.

Ah, the usual liberal get-out-of-jail-free pass given for antisocial behavior.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 28, 2013 07:30 PM (uLzrM)

311
    A long time ago I discovered that people are either people or assholes.  They get there by their own devices. 

   Skin color is irrelevant to that process.

    So I guess I'll continue to hold that viewpoint and piss on the rest.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2013 07:30 PM (SAMxH)

312 A friend of my parents, who as an elementary school teacher at the same school where I was in high school, once told my parents, while watching a game I was pitching in, that had she known my back in the day she "would have owned me." That was a little frightening. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:29 PM (GEICT) DC in Towson would be proud.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:31 PM (77l1L)

313 I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:31 PM (aH+zP)

314 You know? I've never been called any of those things in person. Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:22 PM (Tnlh/) And I'm very, very glad of that. Because I know there are people out there who would absolutely call you that, and they would do it without shame. They may not be the majority - thank God - but they are the very vocal minority, and they are the ones who get the publicity. Just like the idiot women who dress up like vaginas to protest for the right to murder their unborn children are the alleged "face" of "women's rights" (*spit!*), or the hispanics waving Mexican flags and demanding amnesty are the alleged "face" of "immigration."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:31 PM (CA2NO)

315 I am a bit of a bad luck magnet when it comes to hotels. So, I keep by my bedside my purse, a flashlight, the room key, a pair of shoes, and depending on what I am sleeping in a pair of pants. I can be up dressed and out of the room in under 30 seconds. My stuff can burn up for all I care, my life is more valuable. My son has been taught to do the same, he keeps his shoes and clothes and phone by his bed in a hotel so he can be up and out. Poor kid has been in one hotel fire with me. He did a great job and didn't panic at all. Or whine when we had to walk down 32 flights of stairs.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:31 PM (RZ8pf)

316 PS: I don't mean Dave.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:32 PM (aH+zP)

317 I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him. Posted by: Gingy
----------------------------------------------------

If we could do that there'd never be a reason to leave the house.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:32 PM (4Mv1T)

318 >>313 I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him.<<



Why?  Would that stop him?

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:32 PM (mHjMr)

319 I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him. Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 11:31 PM (aH+zP) You're outnumbered 4 to 1? Honey, tell me what I need to get from the adult beverage store for you.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:32 PM (77l1L)

320 The freight company failed to deliver 13 of my moving boxes.

Somewhere some hairy guy is wearing my wedding gown and veil, drinking my expensive vodka whilst looking at my two golden retriever's ashes. Oh yeah using the family silver.  Fuckers.  I want my stuff.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 07:33 PM (65dQq)

321

315  Poor kid has been in one hotel fire with me

 

is that why you ran out of the disney that day?

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:33 PM (V75zy)

322 Let me rephrase slightly, the thug culture is the only one that gets any notoriety. Gets any coverage. Flip on the tv. Read around on the internet. Hell, look at the actions of the so called elite in DC. Look at what was done to Thomas. Those that are seen the most, the musicians, the athletes, they are almost completely thugged out. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT) If that's what you meant, allow me to state the obvious. I don't have to turn on the TV to check a see if they are still distorting reality. Did we just go through a prime example of this? And, you and I and all the rest know why the Organized Left has been doing their thing for past 100 years, infiltrating our government and certain part of our culture. But, for a moment there, you sounded fooled by the distorted picture of black Americans that the Left is trying to paint. And here's the thing: we know that, because of the down spiral effects of generational illegimacy, that picture is becoming more real everyday (gang activity is a direct result of mass illegitimacy). This is an assimilation of a culture, just as eman originally pointed out.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 07:33 PM (Tnlh/)

323 316 PS: I don't mean Dave. --------- Duh. If a human male could do that, he wouldn't have time for posting on the interwebz. Unless it was to brag on this ability.

Posted by: Jenny Hates All The Things at July 28, 2013 07:34 PM (GmTxn)

324 317 I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him.

Posted by: Gingy
----------------------------------------------------

If we could do that there'd never be a reason to leave the house.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 11:32 PM (4Mv1T)

 

The dog might look at you funny when you get down there.

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 07:34 PM (LI48c)

325 318 >>313 I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him.<< Why? Would that stop him? Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 11:32 PM (mHjMr) ---- Likely not. But it would be in another room and I wouldn't have to listen to it. TR: Dave keeps saying the same thing. Y'all are simple creatures.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:34 PM (aH+zP)

326 197 Is your zip code racist? TFG and HUD are going to have certain zip codes designated as "racist" in order to force integration of poor minorities into middle class neighborhoods HUD Launches Scheme To Racially Diversify Suburbs http://tinyurl.com/n7vbeuk Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 11:00 PM (/9IC1) Thank a million. I did not need to read that just before bedtime. *ragestroke* However, the linked article contained this passage: Last week it proposed new rules requiring counties and other entities receiving federal grant dollars to "affirmatively further fair housing" in the suburbs for minorities. Grantees who fail to comply will be denied federal funding. And that's the key. State and local governments absolutely, positively must wean themselves from federal funding. If that means raising state taxes, so be it. State and local governments have become far too dependent on federal funding, and the feds are using it to bludgeon them into line. "He who pays the piper calls the tune", after all. This is an absolute prerequisite before there is any talk of secession.

Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2013 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

327 320 The freight company failed to deliver 13 of my moving boxes. Somewhere some hairy guy is wearing my wedding gown and veil, drinking my expensive vodka whilst looking at my two golden retriever's ashes. Oh yeah using the family silver. Fuckers. I want my stuff. Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 11:33 PM (65dQq) Ugh. So sorry. Our moving company lost our crap for like two weeks when we moved to MD. Best part, I call to complain, they can't even tell me where my stuff is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:35 PM (GEICT)

328

oh mpfs, that is horrible, I hope they get your boxes back for you. Damn jerks. So sorry.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)

329 TR: Dave keeps saying the same thing. Y'all are simple creatures. Posted by: Gingy
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Simpler than you would ever wish to know.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)

330 319 You're outnumbered 4 to 1? Honey, tell me what I need to get from the adult beverage store for you. Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 11:32 PM (77l1L) --- Three. Big lives in Alberta now.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:36 PM (aH+zP)

331 No. I don't know your specific case. But the broad issue of eminent domain doesn't rely on your specific case. Like I said, it depends. I'm not always against it or always for it. But I do know of where I speak. Eminent domain is arguably more just than the way it was often done in the past. There is a need for large public works projects. And they can't be held hostage by every ma and pa kettle. Are their abuses? Yes. The use of eminent domain should be on a short lease. But when necessary it is an invaluable tool.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 07:36 PM (ZPrif)

332 The Progressives always insist that Whites are fundamentally different than "persons of color." Yet they are shocked when Whites agree with that! If you set up an "us vs. them" paradigm, then don't be shocked when most people side with the "us" rather than the "them."

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 07:36 PM (Vk2pI)

333 Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2013 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

Ain't gonna happen in Chappaqua.

Posted by: Nabisco at July 28, 2013 07:36 PM (uo3Le)

334 Three. Big lives in Alberta now. Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 11:36 PM (aH+zP) You still need something!!! mpfs, I pray your stuff shows up!

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:38 PM (77l1L)

335 I wouldn't take this Landry shooting case as a "cause" folks.

He left the safety of his house to go outside and confront the perp.  And, I ain't defending the perp.  He clearly had bad intentions. 

But "castle" laws in most states only apply if the perp enters your house.  Being outside, it doesn't matter a whit how close he was to someone's door.  If you shoot the guy and he was unarmed - and he wasn't attacking you - you fucked up and you are gonna be charged with something.  Attempted murder?  I dunno.. he's not dead so you can't charge hm with manslaughter.  But he fucked up and he will be charged with something.

This has no relation to the George Zimmerman csae.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 28, 2013 07:38 PM (UTq/I)

336 322 Baldilocks,

at the end of the day with tripe like the Root's "rules on race" the lines get more stark and we will fall further and further into the trap of group identity they are spinning, but given that decency is falling by the wayside more rapidly than credibility of people who do the race hustle it seems inevitable.

Nazis, Communists, and Socialists of every stripe are really big into immoral math on group guilt....

the enlightenment's candle is blowing in the wind.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:38 PM (LRFds)

337

when did I run out of a Disney hotel? No, this was in Seattle at the Hyatt. I have been in 3 hotel fires and been in a hotel by Disneyland in a 7.1 earthquake.

 

 

Yeah, people do think twice before they travel with me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

338 OW. Dammit. OW. Stupid sunburn. This is what I get for going outside for half an hour -- thirty fricking minutes! -- in the sun while being visibly Irish. I have lobster neck, and it's irritating the hell out of me. ARRGH! So, I'm going to hit the hay and see if getting some sleep will help me stop itching my neck like a mofo. Good night, all! Until tomorrow, be good, stay safe, and FUCK YOU, OBAMA!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 28, 2013 07:39 PM (CA2NO)

339 Thanks PGIS,

150 Boxes and those didn't make it. It's not the money it's the sentimental value.
For the booze it's the money and it's my fucking booze.  I had a Crystal Head Vodka bottle unopened signed by Dan Ackroyd that was a gift.
Fuckers.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 07:39 PM (65dQq)

340 Are their abuses? Yes. The use of eminent domain should be on a short lease. But when necessary it is an invaluable tool. Posted by: Flatbush Joe
-----------------------------

Sounds pretty much like the argument we probably gave the amerindians.

And let's put this one to bed. We can agree to disagree, because this is surely water under the bridge. I just think they got screwed. You are free to think otherwise. Peace.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)

341 If that's what you meant, allow me to state the obvious. I don't have to turn on the TV to check a see if they are still distorting reality. Did we just go through a prime example of this? And, you and I and all the rest know why the Organized Left has been doing their thing for past 100 years, infiltrating our government and certain part of our culture. But, for a moment there, you sounded fooled by the distorted picture of black Americans that the Left is trying to paint. And here's the thing: we know that, because of the down spiral effects of generational illegimacy, that picture is becoming more real everyday (gang activity is a direct result of mass illegitimacy). This is an assimilation of a culture, just as eman originally pointed out. Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:33 PM (Tnlh/) How are they distorting the behavior of the athletes and musicians? Hell, watch a NFL or NBA game. It appears pretty straightforward across all mediums. For it to be an assimilation, there has to be an original culture to be assimilated. Now, I was born in 81, so my frame of reference is admittedly restricted. But I don't notice a culture being assimilated.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

342 334 Chi-Town Jerry,

Guess what?

That's the law in Louisiana, another reason they don't tend to have too much carjacking is in Louisiana legally WRT castle doctrine ethics your car is your home.....

the split the baby right is gonna get their wish and have more crime in rural America soon enough champ...no need for you to blatantly ignore Louisiana law.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:40 PM (LRFds)

343 334 Stand your ground principle applies. If a potential burglar has the right to be in your backyard, so do you.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:40 PM (7clBZ)

344 yeah, my sister's moving boxes are missing in action somewhere between Juneau and Seattle. No one can tell her where they are. Her entire house, poof, disappeared.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)

345 Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 11:27 PM (7clBZ) That is not correct. Look up John Casor and Anthony Johnson.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 28, 2013 07:40 PM (xSegX)

346

there is only one true victim class out there people

 

and that's people who were not born in Chicago

they will never know what its like to just be superior in all ways

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:40 PM (V75zy)

347 And I'm very, very glad of that. Because I know there are people out there who would absolutely call you that, and they would do it without shame. They may not be the majority - thank God - but they are the very vocal minority, and they are the ones who get the publicity. Just like the idiot women who dress up like vaginas to protest for the right to murder their unborn children are the alleged "face" of "women's rights" (*spit!*), or the hispanics waving Mexican flags and demanding amnesty are the alleged "face" of "immigration." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:31 PM (CA2NO) Well when they're on groups maybe they would. But my point was that no individual has ever called me those things face to face upon learning my political leanings. I think that it's mostly the province of Internet badasses.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 07:41 PM (Tnlh/)

348 You know? I've never been called any of those things in person.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:22 PM (Tnlh/)


Well then, what is the reason for the majority of Blacks seeming refusal to either reject or correct the growing and widely seen thuggery of their peers?

When 30% of a group is committing 80% of the crime and the crimes are mostly done to other members of that group, how does an outside group observing these facts react otherwise than supposing that for some reason those committing the crimes are being sheltered or cheered on?

This sort of criminality was not widespread until after the '60's and the Civil Rights Movement gained traction and the massive riots.


What. Happened?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 07:41 PM (28TG+)

349 Good night, MWR! Benadryl, perhaps? And please give Nearsider some water and a pat on the head before you hit the hay.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:41 PM (77l1L)

350 332 The Political Hat,

Two of my siblings are felons...I'm not a big fan of "collective" anything...

at the end of the day what they are seemingly after is license.

Go ahead and grant it to them and let us overtly be 3d class citizens in "our own land" I'm tired of the charades.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:42 PM (LRFds)

351

How is it that karma always works that way with moving boxes? Why don't the boxes filled with dirty towels and Tupperware ever disappear? Why is it always the ones that mean something?

 

 

 

My mom shipped me 21 boxes of stuff from my childhood home. 20 boxes arrived unscathed. 1 box arrived smashed to bits. It was the box with the antique glass in it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:42 PM (RZ8pf)

352 1619.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:42 PM (7clBZ)

353 My mom shipped me 21 boxes of stuff from my childhood home. 20 boxes arrived unscathed. 1 box arrived smashed to bits. It was the box with the antique glass in it. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:42 PM (RZ8pf) Of course.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:43 PM (GEICT)

354 >>336
when did I run out of a Disney hotel? No, this was in Seattle at the Hyatt. I have been in 3 hotel fires and been in a hotel by Disneyland in a 7.1 earthquake.


Yeah, people do think twice before they travel with me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:39 PM (RZ8pf)<<



My very first day in Japan was the Kobe earthquake in 1995(?).  I was on the 48th floor of a hotel and awoke at about 0545 to the sound of my suitbag swinging back on forth in the closet, hitting either wall.  The top of the hotel was swinging back and forth about 6 feet.  Which was good because swinging is better than collapsing.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:43 PM (mHjMr)

355 This song is dedicated to Bob Filner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2013 07:43 PM (/9IC1)

356 Oh great. If this Zim II gets legs can I borrow some 'Fuck Yous' from the Horde? I plum ran out with Zim I. Oh, your 14 year old is just riding bikes at 1:44am? Fuck you.

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 07:43 PM (8FeS+)

357
Well when they're on groups maybe they would. But my point was that no individual has ever called me those things face to face upon learning my political leanings.

I think that it's mostly the province of Internet badasses.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:41 PM (Tnlh/)

 

And the TV class, and the newsmedia class in general.

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 07:43 PM (LI48c)

358

336  heh

how's the boy?  and yeah, the 10 mile rule has been lowered to 7

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:44 PM (V75zy)

359 I'm not in the top 10s again. How something. I barely have time to glimpse a few comments lately before something runs over me. takes me away. I blame the posts that have all that content, taking away so much of my comment-reading time. All those words! And if you click the links, often there's more words! ----- The planets from Mars was great. I'm so glad I've lived to see robots taking vids while they explore Mars. Now if we could just put a man... . . . in the White House.

Posted by: mindful webworker, sittin' & whittlin' at July 28, 2013 07:44 PM (U13jb)

360 That's the law in Louisiana, another reason they don't tend to have too much carjacking is in Louisiana legally WRT castle doctrine ethics your car is your home..... If there was an 8-10 foot high fence, it would tend to support his case.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 28, 2013 07:45 PM (xSegX)

361 It wouldn't surprise me if my wedding gown is in Juneau and some hairy Inuit guy is wearing right now drinking my expensive liquor.

Bastards.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 07:45 PM (65dQq)

362 322 Let me rephrase slightly, the thug culture is the only one that gets any notoriety. Gets any coverage. Flip on the tv. Read around on the internet. Hell, look at the actions of the so called elite in DC. Look at what was done to Thomas. Those that are seen the most, the musicians, the athletes, they are almost completely thugged out.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT)

If that's what you meant, allow me to state the obvious.

I don't have to turn on the TV to check a see if they are still distorting reality. Did we just go through a prime example of this? And, you and I and all the rest know why the Organized Left has been doing their thing for past 100 years, infiltrating our government and certain part of our culture.

But, for a moment there, you sounded fooled by the distorted picture of black Americans that the Left is trying to paint. And here's the thing: we know that, because of the down spiral effects of generational illegimacy, that picture is becoming more real everyday (gang activity is a direct result of mass illegitimacy). This is an assimilation of a culture, just as eman originally pointed out.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:33 PM (Tnlh/)



Have I mentioned lately how much I admire you and cherish the times you drop by?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 07:45 PM (T1005)

363 navycopjoe, the boy is entering puberty. I am not sure I am going to survive it. One minute we're talking all sweetly and everything, I turn my back for a second and the next thing I know he has turned into a fire breathing dragon.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

364 In Peruvia, my red-shorts camel toe would be outlawed.

http://tinyurl.com/mlbhus7

Posted by: Taylor Swift at July 28, 2013 07:46 PM (bKA83)

365

358  a reminder on the mars videos

one of our morons did the lens for the camera

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:46 PM (V75zy)

366 >>360 It wouldn't surprise me if my wedding gown is in Juneau and some hairy Inuit guy is wearing right now drinking my expensive liquor.

Bastards.

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 11:45 PM (65dQq)<<



I just got back from Alaska and I saw no hairy guys in wedding dresses whatsoever.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:47 PM (mHjMr)

367

Glove and Boots interview Hannah Minx.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnLLQf8scD0

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 07:47 PM (LI48c)

368 the split the baby right is gonna get their wish and have more crime in rural America soon enough champ...no need for you to blatantly ignore Louisiana law.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence
.....
Dude.. I have the slightest inkling you are exaggerating or misrepresenting Louisiana law.You are telling me that anyone in Louisiana has a "right" to shoot dead anyone found in their yard?  Or, a "right" to shoot dead anyone found NEAR their car or house?

I know shit is pretty fucked up down in Louisiana, but I highly doubt it is that fucked up.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 28, 2013 07:48 PM (UTq/I)

369 335 322 Baldilocks, at the end of the day with tripe like the Root's "rules on race" the lines get more stark and we will fall further and further into the trap of group identity they are spinning, but given that decency is falling by the wayside more rapidly than credibility of people who do the race hustle it seems inevitable. Nazis, Communists, and Socialists of every stripe are really big into immoral math on group guilt.... the enlightenment's candle is blowing in the wind. Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 11:38 PM (LRFds) These people are trained Leftists just like your average ivy leaguer. I guarantee you that almost no black people have heard of the Rot, er, Root. The Zimmerman-Martin shooting only got well known because BHO mentioned it. The governmental actions of the Left are and always have been the real problem.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 07:48 PM (Tnlh/)

370

 "I swear to all that is good, if this dog doesn't stop licking his junk, I'm going to crate him. "

Posted by: Gingy

Give me a Break  !!!!

 

I lick my junk because...I HAVE NO THUMBS!!!

Posted by: Gingy's Dog at July 28, 2013 07:48 PM (WDovF)

371 Tobacco -- I hope your case works out for you. Like I said. I'm not always for or against it. It's a case by case thing and depends on the importance of the project. I agree that Kelo was an abuse and am glad many states have passed greater restrictions on the use of eminent domain. I prefer it be limited to things like roads, utilities, sewage, dams, leeves, and general large scale infrastructure projects.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 07:48 PM (ZPrif)

372 >The planets from Mars was great. I'm so glad I've lived to see robots taking vids while they explore Mars. Now if we could just put a man... . . . in the White House. heh, that would be nice, wouldn't it? In regards to space travel, there won't be much long-range manned space flight without solving problems such as radiation issues. I remember having lunch with a professor a long time ago who brought this up while also talking about his research. Alas, he managed a back-handed swipe at Bush in the process (i.e. we should be spending money on that rather than "wars in Iraq".) Wonder if he's still singing the same tune? Probably.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 07:48 PM (KiyII)

373 What about hairy women?

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 07:48 PM (65dQq)

374 359 Amish Dude,

Quite.  Louisiana also adheres to this quaint notion that you need permission to "cut across property lines."  Archaic and outdated in this age of "I go where da fuk I wanna" and all that but there it is.

You probably do not need to be on another person's property after dark who doesn't know you, period.

90% of Louisiana this would not be a case, but the New and Improved Creep Ass Cracka had to fuck up and pretend that NOLA is part of Louisiana...

I'm gonna go to bed soon, so I REALLY am gonna be silent on my love for the "Major Metro" areas and their penchant for shitting themselves on TV to get their way.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:49 PM (LRFds)

375

362  boys and puberty....good luck

I was like a dog in heat back in the day, drove my parents nuts

 

my kid gets home tomorrow from her summer vacation, it was so quiet here

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:49 PM (V75zy)

376 I lick my junk because...I HAVE NO THUMBS I CAN!!! Posted by: Gingy's Dog
--------------------

Fixed

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:49 PM (4Mv1T)

377 No, assault fishstick, no hairy women either.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:50 PM (mHjMr)

378 I hired a black man to run a machine in my shop.  I told him I would teach him as much as I could.  He was trying to get started in the machining career.  When he got home from celebrating the new job with his wife that night, another black man shot and killed him in the parking lot.
I guess I'm to blame for helping this man act uppity. 

Posted by: Big Ben at July 28, 2013 07:50 PM (I5Htn)

379 360 It wouldn't surprise me if my wedding gown is in Juneau and some hairy Inuit guy is wearing right now drinking my expensive liquor. Not in Juneau, in Peruvia. That really sucks about your moving boxes. Let me guess, you called and the moving company has no blessed idea as to where your items could be?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 07:50 PM (KiyII)

380

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 28, 2013 11:25 PM (CA2NO)

 

Heh, that reminds me. wife and I have been estate sale shopping to save some cash and we saw a rocking chair we liked, but it sold before we got their. I was telling my and she says "oh, I have my grandma's rocker downstairs, you want it?"

Apparently her cousins and her fought over it, she won, used it and now it's been in their basement since they moved

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 07:50 PM (GaqMa)

381 368 The Zimmerman-Martin shooting only got well known because BHO mentioned it.

The governmental actions of the Left are and always have been the real problem.


Don't forget their Media allies. Since we lost Breitbart, I have come more and more to his conclusion: that the media is the real enemy. Government will always want to grow in power and loosen its restrictions, like the rule of law. The Media is supposed to check that, not encourage it.

Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2013 07:50 PM (bKA83)

382 The "white people committed genocide against the Indians" is one of the most wide-spread, and evil, lies out there. It did not happen. It was one of the great historical tragedies. Sadly it was inevitable given the eurasian diseases. And it is noone's fault. Nobody foresaw it. Nobody realized what was happening as it happened. Nobody intended it. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 28, 2013 11:02 PM (ZPrif) But that means that the "progressives" arguments are invalid, and that just can't be. I love how the left always acts as though things have always been a certain way. 20 years ago they were the ones doing gay jokes and making fun of gays. Now? They act like they have always been the most "pro-gay" person in the world, and I bet these are the same people that in 20 years will be pushing for NAMBLA to be accepted as mainstream.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 28, 2013 07:50 PM (BXLPR)

383 " But "castle" laws in most states only apply if the perp enters your house. Being outside, it doesn't matter a whit how close he was to someone's door. If you shoot the guy and he was unarmed - and he wasn't attacking you - you fucked up and you are gonna be charged with something. " So you should wait until he comes into your home with your pregnant wife and toddler? Fuck that shit. He jumped the fence and was attempting to break in. You stop him as soon as possible to keep your family safe. If that's not legal, it should be, and frankly, the legality of the situation wouldn't stop me from pulling the trigger to defend my family.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 07:51 PM (ELdpj)

384

372  What about hairy women?

wax and razors

next question

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:51 PM (V75zy)

385 My source--at least the first one found: "The Virginia Adventure", I.N. Hume, 1994, pg. 359. Dutch ship "Treasurer", some reasonable doubt if sale actually made.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 07:51 PM (7clBZ)

386 375 I lick my junk because...I HAVE NO THUMBS I CAN!!! Posted by: Gingy's Dog -------------------- Fixed Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 11:49 PM (4Mv1T) ----- Little white dog, big black balls. And he will happily show them to you.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:52 PM (aH+zP)

387 I prefer it be limited to things like roads, utilities, sewage, dams, leeves, and general large scale infrastructure projects. Posted by: Flatbush Joe
--------------------------

Ours is as as such, however, the bastards are acting like pirates, which is why I got my dander up.  The littel farmers in the path of this "progress" are getting screwed.

We won't.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:52 PM (4Mv1T)

388 375 I lick my junk because...I HAVE NO THUMBS I CAN IT'S AWESOME!!! Posted by: Gingy's Dog -------------------- Fixed Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 11:49 PM (4Mv1T) Fixed again

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)

389

Whoops wrong quote, I meant to reference PGiS.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 28, 2013 07:52 PM (GaqMa)

390 Quite. Louisiana also adheres to this quaint notion that you need permission to "cut across property lines." Archaic and outdated in this age of "I go where da fuk I wanna" and all that but there it is. A big fence wipes away the idea that it was just kids cutting across the yard. There was intent. Interesting that Louisiana also adheres to the Napoleonic code rather than English common law. I wonder if this is related.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 28, 2013 07:53 PM (xSegX)

391 Thrawn,

Of course.  They also tell me why didn't you count them on arrival.  Well gee asshole, I wasn't here yet. You said 7 pallets, 7 pallets arrived.  Dickweeds.

How's Shreveport sir?

Posted by: mpfs, @mpfs79 at July 28, 2013 07:53 PM (65dQq)

392 385 375 I lick my junk because...I HAVE NO THUMBS I CAN!!!

Posted by: Gingy's Dog
--------------------

Fixed
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 11:49 PM (4Mv1T)
-----

Little white dog, big black balls. And he will happily show them to you.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 11:52 PM (aH+zP)

 

Show me your junk dog.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvM83XAtrK4

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 07:53 PM (LI48c)

393

382  the legality of the situation wouldn't stop me from pulling the trigger to defend my family.

 

no cookies for Lauren

Posted by: girl scouts everywhere at July 28, 2013 07:53 PM (V75zy)

394 Gingy's dog, mascot of tonight's ONT.

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:54 PM (77l1L)

395 navycopjoe, well it won't be quiet there for long once your girl is back!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:54 PM (RZ8pf)

396 " girl scouts everywhere" Eh, you can.keep.your abortion cookies.

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 07:54 PM (ELdpj)

397
   Time for the old folk.  Rednecks like me need extra rest. I hate being a tired racist.


        Goodnite, good people.     Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 28, 2013 07:55 PM (SAMxH)

398 Little white dog, big black balls. And he will happily show them to you. -------------- Please don't cut them off please don't cut them off!!!

Posted by: Gingy's Dog at July 28, 2013 07:55 PM (Aif/5)

399 no cookies for Lauren Posted by: girl scouts everywhere at July 28, 2013 11:53 PM (V75zy) ----- See, I was gonna post some snark about how 2 AM is not cookie time. But, nah, any time is cookie time.

Posted by: Jenny Hates All The Things at July 28, 2013 07:55 PM (GmTxn)

400 Speaking of dogs and junk, we just bailed our 2 labs out of puppy prison after our 10 day escape to Alaska.  They are pretty much feral at this point.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:55 PM (mHjMr)

401 367 Chi-Town Jerry,

That's funny.  I'd much rather live in "fucked up Louisiana" than in any part of your Illinois paradise.  Property and law and good manners mean something there.

Your type of "conservative" is so desperate to be the rewarded trained little lapdog of the progressives that you desperately want to show "I get it no really I do let's cut the little shit in half!" and in so doing Solomon knows you are in fact not the parent.

In the State of Louisiana you have the right to security of property and self. 

http://tinyurl.com/kastvku

http://tinyurl.com/m8yjq8k

I know this is a "radical" concept but you do not have the right to trespass, engage in assault, or take the life or threaten the same from another person.

Society would be a LOT better off if the entire nation adopted Cajun' Law on Self-defense.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:56 PM (LRFds)

402 ewwwww, I do not want abortion cookies. that does not sound like a yummy cookie flavor.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)

403 Gingy's dog, mascot of tonight's ONT. Posted by: Vendette
----------------------------------------

* Gingy's dog looks up from episode of "privates licking"*


*** Blank Dog Stare ***

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

404

394  true that

the other day I asked the wife is she was going to the airport with me to pick her up

T:  who?

me: A

T:  who?

me:  our daughter

T:  we have a daughter?  oh yeah, wow it was quiet wasn't here

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 07:57 PM (V75zy)

405 How are they distorting the behavior of the athletes and musicians? Hell, watch a NFL or NBA game. It appears pretty straightforward across all mediums. For it to be an assimilation, there has to be an original culture to be assimilated. Now, I was born in 81, so my frame of reference is admittedly restricted. But I don't notice a culture being assimilated. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT) I'm 20 years your senior. It has been assimilated. I stopped watching the NFL and NBA around the time that Jordan retired--you do know that is, right? Why? Because the character of the players was beginning to change. They weren't always tatted up murderers of their girlfriends. And, while you may have been born in 81, surely you know that rap and its attendent culture is less than 30 years old.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 07:57 PM (Tnlh/)

406 ewwwww, I do not want abortion cookies. that does not sound like a yummy cookie flavor. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2013 11:56 PM (RZ8pf) ---------- Whew. Midnight cookie craving averted.

Posted by: Jenny Hates All The Things at July 28, 2013 07:58 PM (GmTxn)

407 Wake-up time is going to hurt. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at July 28, 2013 07:58 PM (77l1L)

408
The dog might look at you funny when you get down there.

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 11:34 PM (LI48c)

 

Mine likes it!

Posted by: Stephanie Mikles at July 28, 2013 07:59 PM (lr3d7)

409 Ont and dogs licking balls, why am I not surprised. Happy Anniversary EC and Gingy

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 28, 2013 07:59 PM (vgd4f)

410 Haha, sorry ladies. Or maybe you're welcome?

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 07:59 PM (ELdpj)

411 Bye V - I'm out too.

Posted by: Muad'dib - back in WI at July 28, 2013 07:59 PM (mHjMr)

412 397 Little white dog, big black balls. And he will happily show them to you. -------------- Please don't cut them off please don't cut them off!!! Posted by: Gingy's Dog at July 28, 2013 11:55 PM (Aif/5) ----- You just keep thinking that. Half-blind, dumb as a stump, bonded to me, and I can't bear him.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 07:59 PM (aH+zP)

413 389 Amish Dude,

That's true to a large degree I'd wager.  I did not like the Napoleonic model of jurisprudence in many ways but the overt presence of an active Judiciary and the deference they show to the DA and Sheriff lends itself to allowing true community sense of intent WRT "the law."  The fact is you learn your Sheriff and DA's "rules" for the road and if smart follow them.

I am not a fan of trigger happy firearms antics, despite people's reading of my posts on the issue as flippant.

I will not begrudge another man his judgement or sense of safety in a game of "I am a moral ethical guy too" games that are rigged with the left.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)

414 Ont and dogs licking balls, why am I not surprised.
 Posted by: lou's a girl
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That was funny right there.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:00 PM (4Mv1T)

415 Well then, what is the reason for the majority of Blacks seeming refusal to either reject or correct the growing and widely seen thuggery of their peers?When 30% of a group is committing 80% of the crime and the crimes are mostly done to other members of that group, how does an outside group observing these facts react otherwise than supposing that for some reason those committing the crimes are being sheltered or cheered on?This sort of criminality was not widespread until after the '60's and the Civil Rights Movement gained traction and the massive riots. What. Happened? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 11:41 PM (28TG+) Illegitimacy on a large scale.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 08:00 PM (Tnlh/)

416

395  ewwwwwwwww

let's see, i'll take every box of thin mints you have (seriously, we do that) and toss in some boxes of tagalongs, maybe a few do-si-dos.....and a box of abortion cookies please

 

doesn't have quite the ring to it

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:01 PM (V75zy)

417 Hey Miguel - learn how to read.  Carjacking is NOT a dude standing next to your empty car in  the back yard.  The laws you refer to ex

You and Lauren would make a good couple.. tend castle doctrin to your car WHEN YOU ARE IN IT and someone tries to enter forcibly.

What's the literacy rate in LA?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 28, 2013 08:01 PM (UTq/I)

418 404 It in fact has been assimilated. Go look at a old football game sometime--the post-sack/tackle actions, etc. Nowadays they act with the exact spirit Achilles must have after a kill. Pure id. "Look at me"

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 08:01 PM (7clBZ)

419 I got tired of reading upthread so I'll just mention, having lived in Southern Louisiana for some time, that everyone gets charged with second degree murder. First degree is rare there because second degree murder is first degree murder except without any aggravating factor. Also, people that go into other peoples' houses there get shot all the time and there are usually no charges BUT the National race baiting business always comes to town at some point pushing the current scam and then gets kicked out by the common sense White and Black folks. I heard a great story about a Doc that worked at Charity (Hospital). He carried a single action Colt Cowboy gun under the front seat. One night after work he drove down the parking garage and had to stop at the automatic gate. Five really ghetto guys were there robbing people when they stopped. As one approached the passenger side and one approached the driver's side he pulled out his six gun and yelled, "I've got one bullet for each of you and one of you gets two!" They scattered in a hurry and he went home. Ah, takes me back to the Bayou...

Posted by: Daybrother at July 28, 2013 08:01 PM (JNLNe)

420 ...one of our morons did the lens for the camera Posted by: navycopjoe _____ Sure, that's the one with the thumbprint on it, right? Re 12 rules of the net, has this one been pointed out? 6) If your website's full of assholes morons, it's your fault. Apropos of absolutely nothing around here.

Posted by: mindful webworker with brain cells to spare at July 28, 2013 08:02 PM (U13jb)

421 Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:57 PM (Tnlh/) So what youre saying is that there was an assimilation, I just came in and observed the end stages.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 08:02 PM (GEICT)

422 I'm not gonna bother going back and correct that.. no point.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 28, 2013 08:03 PM (UTq/I)

423 From.LI " Section (A)(3) is LouisianaÂ’s Make-My-Day law, and justifies a killing of a person believed to be likely to use any unlawful force against someone in a dwelling, while that person is committing or attempting to commit a burglary or robbery of the dwelling. Whether the facts, as they develop, can support a reasonable belief that the victim here was attempting to commit a burglary of the dwelling shall be seen."

Posted by: Lauren at July 28, 2013 08:03 PM (ELdpj)

424

419  actually its true

i'm trying to remember who it was though

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:04 PM (V75zy)

425

Don't forget their Media allies. Since we lost Breitbart, I have come more and more to his conclusion: that the media is the real enemy. Government will always want to grow in power and loosen its restrictions, like the rule of law. The Media is supposed to check that, not encourage it.

Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2013 11:50 PM (bKA83)

 

 

***

 

 

How true.  I don't want to sound like  Captain Obvious but the fact is that no matter how much   we  talk and bitch and moan, it makes no difference if the media doesn't take up wahtever the hell we're talking/bitching/moaning about. Like it or not, they are our voice and since they've decided to go all in for the Left, we have no voice. Period.

 

And for that they need to be  Delenda Est'ed. With a fucking wrecking ball.

 

 

 

Posted by: LGoPs at July 28, 2013 08:04 PM (lL1xY)

426 416 Well, not everybody can have the exacting education standards of the South-side of Chicago...I'm sure Louisiana does alright.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 08:05 PM (7clBZ)

427 I'm not gonna bother going back and correct that.. no point.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
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You can correct stuff here?  If only.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:05 PM (4Mv1T)

428 And, while you may have been born in 81, surely you know that rap and its attendent culture is less than 30 years old. Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 11:57 PM (Tnlh/) --- I agree with the problem of a monolithic group identity being foisted upon different minority groups in the name of "solidarity". I regularly see it happening with Hispanics, where you either are defined by your genetic make-up (e.g., whether or not you have "indian blood". Cf. the whole "white Hispanic" issue and the fact that govt. forms have recently removed "hispanic" from the Race section and added an extra question, asking you whether or not you're "ethnically" Hispanic) It's pretty sickening to see how so many individuals are forced into notions of "authenticity" that have been prepared for them by people who seem to want nothing more than the moral frisson of interacting with something they consider to be exotic.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at July 28, 2013 08:05 PM (Y5I9o)

429 So what youre saying is that there was an assimilation, I just came in and observed the end stages. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 29, 2013 12:02 AM (GEICT) Pretty much. The end stage is still going on.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 08:06 PM (Tnlh/)

430 er...my previous post was a bit discombobulated grammatically. sorry. I think my point got across anyway.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at July 28, 2013 08:07 PM (Y5I9o)

431 *Of course. They also tell me why didn't you count them on arrival. Well gee asshole, I wasn't here yet. You said 7 pallets, 7 pallets arrived. Dickweeds. Any chance you'll be able to get your items back? *How's Shreveport sir? Good, thanks for asking. Haven't had the chance to meander out much yet, but plans to do so are in the works. I like being close to the TX border.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 08:07 PM (KiyII)

432 I must be in a Twilight Zone episode. I am drinking moderately heavy to erase the symptoms from last nights moderately heavy drinking.

Okay, it was HEAVY drinking.

Breaking the cycle is easy enough, but boring as hell.

Cue Rod Serling.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:08 PM (4Mv1T)

433 Hey Chi-Town Jerry, here are some facts. Try 'em, you might like 'em!

The Louisiana statute governing the "use of force or violence in defense" says:

 "there shall be a presumption that a person lawfully inside a dwelling, place of business, or motor vehicle held a reasonable belief that the use of force or violence was necessary to prevent unlawful entry thereto, or to compel an unlawful intruder to leave the premises or motor vehicle" if "the person against whom the force or violence was used was in the process of unlawfully and forcibly entering or had unlawfully and forcibly entered the dwelling, place of business, or motor vehicle" and "the person who used force or violence knew or had reason to believe that an unlawful and forcible entry was occurring or had occurred." A homicide likewise is considered justified "when committed by a person lawfully inside a dwelling, a place of business, or a motor vehicle...against a person who is attempting to make an unlawful entry into the dwelling, place of business, or motor vehicle, or who has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, place of business, or motor vehicle, and the person committing the homicide reasonably believes that the use of deadly force is necessary to prevent the entry or to compel the intruder to leave the premises or motor vehicle."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2013 08:08 PM (gqgiP)

434 FWIW, one of my ancestors was shipped to Barbados as a bond slave. Seems he was on the wrong side of the Monmouth Rebellion. Still..., he made out better than many, who were hanged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

435 Pretty much. The end stage is still going on. Posted by: baldilocks at July 29, 2013 12:06 AM (Tnlh/) Ok, good, I kept thinking we were like a half click off of each other. That's why.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 08:08 PM (GEICT)

436 btw NCJ, you ready for that tropical storm heading your way IIRC?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 08:08 PM (KiyII)

437

shit

I sure could go for some girl scout cookies about now

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:08 PM (V75zy)

438 416 Chi-Town Jerry,

I posted the vehicular law for a reason there genius.  The entire body of Louisiana law reads that you are secure in your property.  You don't get to park your car in a public park, shoot hoops, and randomly pop a gang banger or "St Trayvon" for a laugh. 

You can conceal a nice pistol in your vehicle and it is not a felony if the perp enters your vehicle and you plant him he's gone.  Your as usual mastery of logic and reason would be better served pondering as analogy whether a person hopping up and down on your car threatening you is fair game.  That is a closer equivalent to "he's in my yard!"  How fucked up is your cesspool that they only have 33 million in slush money around these days CTJ?

You do not get to enter another man's property in the State of Louisiana and invoke some horsefuck "right" to be there.

This ain't the UK yet no matter how hard you try.  I do so love you major metro "conservatives" trying to "fix" the rest of the nation....  It's awesome that you can't win power locally but YOU can manage Louisiana better than the Louisianans....

I think I'll call this the Christie Principle.

If I go across a person's yard at 2am in Louisiana I am (in theory) owed one "get off my property".....

which is often translated as "click"

and again I'd rather live there than Shit-Ka-go

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:09 PM (LRFds)

439 I have every right to scale a six-seven foot iron fence and skulk around the property without fear of bodily harm. Jeez.

Posted by: Some dumbass at July 28, 2013 08:09 PM (Aif/5)

440 Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:45 PM (T1005 Hey, sweetheart.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 08:09 PM (Tnlh/)

441 Hammer and CBD in the house. Maybe your were here earlier. I was somewhat sidetracked in a small debate.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:10 PM (4Mv1T)

442 158 Congrats Gingy and weirddave! Posted by: EC Thank you! Wondering: Why do I never get the capital "W"?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 28, 2013 08:10 PM (DcFUD)

443 people who seem to want nothing more than the moral frisson of interacting with something they consider to be exotic. Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at July 29, 2013 12:05 AM (Y5I9o) ------ OMG, you guys, my "first time" was with a black guy! And, not like one of those normal black guys but a super black African one.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 28, 2013 08:11 PM (GmTxn)

444

Pretty sure there's a box or two of ThinMints in my Box Freezer, Joe. 

Help yourself.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2013 08:11 PM (jjBwR)

445 433 Your ancestor was Captain Blood?

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 08:11 PM (7clBZ)

446 418 Daybrother,

Yup pretty much Vernon Parish handled it pretty fairly don't go into another man's property black, white, flying spaghetti monster...

the game is definitely a different game the further south you get or close to a casino or that matter.

the law is the law, you are not supposed to have "extra license to engage in felony behavior" because Al Slim Shady has a speed dial.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:11 PM (LRFds)

447 Hi Tobacco Road. Hope alls well My dog gets on the couch then starts in on his non-balls. I have to yell at him frequently to knock it off.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 28, 2013 08:11 PM (vgd4f)

448 "The victim was shot within feet from the rear door of Landry's dwelling in New Orleans"

John Derbyshire -- who lost his post at _National Review_ for his honest and heartfelt contribution to the "conversation about race" -- would have said that mistake #1 by Mr. Landry was being white and in New Orleans.

A big, big chunk of what got Derb canned was his frank advocacy of avoiding black people. White flight is, he said, an entirely rational and justified personal safety strategy.

Per Derb, if you are white, and if you live somewhere that there is a lot of black crime, it's utterly foolish to arm up to defend yourself while staying there. Instead, move. Move somewhere safer and whiter. Fast as you can. Take a loss if you have to. Declare bankruptcy if you have to. You can rebuild your own credit but you can't revive your own corpse. Just get out while you're able and before your neighborhood becomes completely Detroit-ified.

If George Zimmerman had followed Derbyshire rules, and bailed the fuck out of Sanford, FL, instead of volunteering for neighborhood watch, he would have been spared the giant lapful of shit that the State of Florida dumped on him. He would be safely anonymous today and would be spared having to sit facing the door for the rest of his life.

And, without Zimmerman around, maybe Saint Trayvon Of The Bloodied Hoodie would have mixed up and socked back some "purple drank" and then broken into Jane Surdyka's house to wreak havoc. She certainly deserved that and worse.

You can call Derbyshire racist. But, um, Derbyshire would *openly agree* with you if you thus described him. He welcomes the label. That's a pretty rare level of definitional courage in 21st century America.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2013 08:11 PM (gqT4g)

449 Thank you! Wondering: Why do I never get the capital "W"? Posted by: Weirddave
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You'll get small "w"s, and like them.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:12 PM (4Mv1T)

450

435 yep, got everything off the lanai, checked the hurricane kit, got spam and water

the big island and maui will get hit first and hardest,

the other side of the island will take the worst of the flooding and winds, here in Waikiki it should be like a usual December storm

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:12 PM (V75zy)

451 Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 29, 2013 12:10 AM (4Mv1T)

Good morning!

What are you drinking?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2013 08:14 PM (gqgiP)

452 My dog gets on the couch then starts in on his non-balls. I have to yell at him frequently to knock it off. Posted by: lou's a girl
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Wait. The vet took them, right? And doggy thinks there still there?

"Ghost" balls.

I WANT SOME!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

453 432 CBD,

Nah CTJ's a lot like Tatoo De Plane...they are gonna tell people who lived there and have worked in Security work the law on force THERE.

I love it never a dull moment, add in Amish Dude and I engaging in an analysis of the intellectual dishonesty present in the Japanese Student's case..."no Gaijin climbing 8 foot fence VERY normal back in his home..." and the fun really begins...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:14 PM (LRFds)

454 What are you drinking?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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The best cheap scotch money can buy. Why does everybody ask me that?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:15 PM (4Mv1T)

455 444 433

Your ancestor was Captain Blood? Posted by: Baron bon Mot
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Nah. But there is more than a passing chance that he was related to Black Sam Bellamy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Bellamy

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 08:15 PM (aDwsi)

456 So my grammar, spelling and punctuation gets kinda crappy after 10PM.

You interwebz spellcheckers better keep a lid on it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:16 PM (4Mv1T)

457 441 158 Congrats Gingy and weirddave! Posted by: EC Thank you! Wondering: Why do I never get the capital "W"? Posted by: Weirddave at July 29, 2013 12:10 AM (DcFUD) ---- It's merely descriptive.

Posted by: Gingy at July 28, 2013 08:16 PM (aH+zP)

458 Early and long day tomorrow. Night all. Here is "Thirsty Moon" by Samsara Blues Experiment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWjsxlWmobU

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)

459 Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 29, 2013 12:15 AM (4Mv1T)

As long as there is ice in it, I can dip pretty close to the bottom shelf for scotch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2013 08:17 PM (gqgiP)

460

443  dude, I would kill a family member for a box of frozen off season thin mints

 

getting ready to take the charvel to this chick on the strip who does the sketches of peoples faces

she said she'll do a spider clown for $50 bucks

then toss in some clearcoat and hours of sanding and tada...super ax

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:17 PM (V75zy)

461 OK, I'm out Why can't we all just get along? tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2013 08:18 PM (JMmQ9)

462 Evening TR..., or should I say 'morning'?
Gack! Time for bed.., hoping for sweet dreams of Peruvia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 08:18 PM (aDwsi)

463 449 435 yep, got everything off the lanai, checked the hurricane kit, got spam and water the big island and maui will get hit first and hardest, the other side of the island will take the worst of the flooding and winds, here in Waikiki it should be like a usual December storm Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2013 12:12 AM (V75zy) Good, good! But spam as an essential component of hurricane preparation? Guess it's better than nothing.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 28, 2013 08:18 PM (KiyII)

464 454 Oh, yeah, I read the book on the Whydah being found.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 08:18 PM (7clBZ)

465 451 Tobacco Road, ok now you made me lol Yep vet took them. Ghost balls, new ont thing

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 28, 2013 08:18 PM (vgd4f)

466

 I'd rather live there than Shit-Ka-go

 

sigh, and another h8r of the land of greatness

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:19 PM (V75zy)

467 459 NCJ,

I just don't want a family member to kill me this next week.

You need to find unclaimed islands somewhere guy.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:19 PM (LRFds)

468 If your race were killing each other in a city 100+ miles away would you get out and protest? I wouldn't. Fuck 'em, they chose their path. On the flip side though, i wouldn't bitch and complain to the hilltops when one of mine was killed by one of them. Whats the difference? (And the 'them,' 'mine,' etc.. Was just for illustrative purposes.)

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 08:20 PM (8FeS+)

469 462  between spam and the wife's cooking..........hmmmmmm

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:20 PM (V75zy)

470 465 NCJ,

I really did love the place until about '89-'93 I'd wager.  Once upon a time I bought into the lie that there was a secret society of sane democrats there.  Time has proven me very very wrong.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:20 PM (LRFds)

471 Good night folks! And good night to you BC. Great convo though I think that been unfamiliar with jazz, Motown, and funk bands is unAmerican, somehow.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 28, 2013 08:21 PM (Tnlh/)

472 As long as there is ice in it, I can dip pretty close to the bottom shelf for scotch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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My experience has been that after the second drink the tastebuds are pretty much ready for anything that doesn't actually hurt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 28, 2013 08:21 PM (aDwsi)

473 465 I'd rather live there than Shit-Ka-go

sigh, and another h8r of the land of greatness

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2013 12:19 AM (V75zy)

 

You love the two places responsible for Obama.

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 08:21 PM (LI48c)

474 CBD-   Clan Macgregor. With ice and a little water I can't tell it from Dewars. I know Dewars isn't single malt either, but for routine, everyday, budget-minded volume-drinking, $18 beats the snot out of $36 every time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:21 PM (4Mv1T)

475 aight, im out. see you degenerates tomorrow

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 28, 2013 08:21 PM (GEICT)

476 My ghost balls shoot ectoplasm.

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 08:22 PM (8FeS+)

477 467 "If your race were killing each other in a city 100+ miles away would you get out and protest" No. That would be the in-state football arch-rivals, and I would be running arms to whichever side appeared to be losing...

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 28, 2013 08:23 PM (7clBZ)

478 "Ghost" balls sounds suspiciously like "Space " balls, but John Candy is dead.

???

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:25 PM (4Mv1T)

479

469  I got out in 85 myself

472  you noticed too

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:25 PM (V75zy)

480 467 RWC,

Well this is part and parcel of the media's little game of "report no *evil* ever"

and by *evil* we mean things like Black on White Crime, Sudden Jihad Syndrome etc etc

Whites are not allowed to protest or get angry or notice things like Jena and the Memphis attack on the one couple...b/c "racist" and "profiling"....

and the funny thing is for about 25 years I bought it...

my "race" is human and the victim of violent crime is my target of sympathy end of story.

I'd back a black man blasting a white Trayvon the same as George Zimmerman and in Louisiana as well.

I am really at a loss why the ethnicity, gender, or income level of the accused should be a factor in determining whether they acted within the law...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:25 PM (LRFds)

481 The thing I hate most about all this fixation on race is that it actually starts to interfere with my treating people regularly. I mean, on a normal day without all this crap flying through my head, I pass by black people all the time, look at them or not, interact with them or not, etc. just a normal day. But once all this crap starts flying around and I start to think about how OTHER people MIGHT interpret my actions, I get nervous, like if I glance over somewhere while walking and I see a black guy, have I looked too long? Is he going to think I looked at him b/c he's black? Should I get out of someone's way while on the sidewalk? or is that considered prejudicial avoidance? If there's a group of black kids and I avoid them because they're a group and I don't want to walk through a group, are they going to see me and think I wanted to avoid a specifically black group? Or if I walk through them, are they going to see that as pushy and disrespectful? Etc. It's like an extra stressor that I don't need and that isn't doing any good to anyone except the people who get a rise out of telling other people what to do.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at July 28, 2013 08:25 PM (Y5I9o)

482 This is my honest discussion on race.


I promise to not give a crap about your race if you promise to not give a crap about mine. Now, get your damned hand outta my pocket and get a damned job, and quit with the whining.


How's that for honest?

Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2013 08:25 PM (RnmNY)

483 445 Miguel Ambivalence Indeed. I lived "down the Bayou" and you simply didn't have much of a problem if someone walked into your house uninvited and got shot. On the other hand, I lived in MD for a few years also and watched a police chief get fired because he put out a BOLO for a "black male, late teens early twenties" robbing people at bus stops. The current race scam at the time was that he was committing "profiling" and so he was fired. Oddly enough he was a Black man. Many years later while living in Louisiana I noticed a group tried to get the NOLA police chief fired for the exact same thing only it didn't fly in the South and the race group moved on. BTW, right after Katrina many of my friends (Black and White) openly carried pistols in holsters while clearing the trash out their destroyed houses and the NOLA police never bothered them. This was at the same time some sheriff deputies and State cops were seizing hunting rifles and anything at all from other citizens. Louisiana is a murky and wonderous place. It is my second home.

Posted by: Daybrother at July 28, 2013 08:26 PM (+/liv)

484 Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 12:11 AM (gqT4g)

Double dittoes.

Recently due to the non "Conversation On Race"™, Ol' Rich Lowry was spouting off about the realities of white/black relationships.

The nerve of some people's children. I commented that he owed Derbyshire an apology and his job back before he started pontificating about such.

I get really tired of people saying "racist" when someone states facts.

Racism is when a group or individual believes and promotes the belief that one race is superior than another and based solely on skin color.

Bigotry is similar but can be an equal opportunity hate.

Being critical of a black person (or any person of color other than beige) is not racism nor bigotry.

In fact profiling is a daily requirement in so many ways, it's laughably ridiculous that profiling is made out to be some evil and hate filled act.

Liberalism IS a disease and the MEDIA is in the final stage with no signs of remission.

MFM Delenda Est.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 08:26 PM (28TG+)

485 482 Daybrother,

In a "someone shut off the irony" byline Arkansas and Louisiana are both "more Texas than Texas" in some ways.  I love Louisiana, and frankly the entire Ark-La-Tex-Ok region.  If we could figure out some way to have the middle of the nation leave there'd be a boom like no other once we got the shale up and going.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:29 PM (LRFds)

486 I'm out, friends.

August is this week.  Holy Carp.

That's right.  Carp.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 28, 2013 08:29 PM (4Mv1T)

487 pretty pretty lights

http://tinyurl.com/n2u9r85

Posted by: The Dude at July 28, 2013 08:30 PM (vJdyz)

488 485 nightTR.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 28, 2013 08:32 PM (vgd4f)

489 Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 29, 2013 12:25 AM (LRFds) I'd back whomever was in the right. My point was I think some AA's get a bad rap for not caring about the inner city violence. If i worked hard and was succesful and got out of that lifestyle, personally, I really wouldn't care what happened back in the 'hood. Yeah, I'm a dick. The world has gotten too fucked for me to don a cape and save it. I'll worry about mine and mine.

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 08:33 PM (8FeS+)

490 Like a cancer, liberals have spread unequally throughout the land.

Some areas have little disease while others are rotting and pus ridden.

There can be no remission until the truth is allowed to be heard.

Which is why the MEDIA is to blame for all the deaths and riots.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 08:34 PM (28TG+)

491 485 I'm out, friends.

August is this week. Holy Carp.

That's right. Carp.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 29, 2013 12:29 AM (4Mv1T)



Carp? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Bf0WhvsNk

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 08:35 PM (T1005)

492 Carp? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Bf0WhvsNk

Something fishy about that link.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 28, 2013 08:37 PM (JawqV)

493 Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 12:33 AM (8FeS+)

Trouble is, too many of those who have this thug attitude come from good homes with parents who are law abiding.

Problem is they refuse to see the evilness in rap and a culture that promotes ignorance and promiscuity and they don't take the steps necessary to prevent their children from being drawn into the cesspool.

Same with white families happens. And it's even tougher to counter the social pressure.

Which again is why the MEDIA is to blame. It's through those organs of music, tv, video that the trash is disseminated and it's made hard to resist.

It doesn't help to have black celebrities thrown up as idols to be emulated and they turn out to be thugs under the tats.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 28, 2013 08:38 PM (28TG+)

494 "If we could figure out some way to have the middle of the nation leave there'd be a boom like no other once we got the shale up and going."

From your mouth to God's ears.

It is, unfortunately, at this point on the trajectory of national decline and disintegration, high time to figure out what we are all going to do post-America. And how to reassemble functioning new nations out of the fragments of failure of the USA.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2013 08:38 PM (gqT4g)

495

i'm out kids, we're going to walk around the strip and get the guitar done

for the aspiring axheads I give you http://tinyurl.com/l7hq3cz

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 28, 2013 08:39 PM (V75zy)

496 Miguel Ambivalence: You write as someone who tries to keep informed of the law (good), who expects his rights to remain uninfringed and even enforced when necessary (also good), but wishes to live to their limit, every time, all the time. You might want to rethink this. Look carefully at George Zimmerman. He did nothing wrong, and those who say he should never have left his vehicle do so only with hindsight. But this matters little, for Z. is marked, and may very well have to change his name and appearance to live any sort of life. John Derbyshire has a point, or several ... but his career is over. I stand up for my rights, like everyone else, but I don't make it a point of broadcasting that fact. I let the small things slide a bit, before standing up; it makes things clearer, and many problems then float away, as the score only seems in their favor, and only for the moment.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 08:39 PM (FlRtG)

497 484 Miguel Ambivalence Texas oil is booming again along with OK and LA. Midland/Odessa which used to be a bump in a dirt road has the most active real estate market going. Looks like a gold rush town from the 1890s. I plan on living back home here in Texas at least for a few years after this damn Civil War ends. How odd...The Polish Vodka bottle just told me to go to bed.

Posted by: Daybrother at July 28, 2013 08:39 PM (vudZp)

498 Rules? In a knife fight?

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at July 28, 2013 08:39 PM (XZWie)

499 483 Bitter Clinger,

In an ideal world profiling would be done WRT the content of a person's character and their demeanor, of course the idea in play now is that your melanin content is license and compulsion not to strive to show character.

I need help to navigate this brave new world that looks FAR too close to a funhouse mirror image of the Democrats' "paradise" of the Jim Crow era for my liking.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

500 417 404 It in fact has been assimilated. Go look at a old football game sometime--the post-sack/tackle actions, etc. Nowadays they act with the exact spirit Achilles must have after a kill. Pure id. "Look at me" Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 29, 2013 12:01 AM (7clBZ) The leagues also deserve some of the blame. Every sport had an internal code of conduct that the players enforced on each other, and if you violated the code, you had to face the consequences. The leagues and ESPN didn't like that, so the leagues decided that they would start policing it and come up with what was allowed and not allowed. A sack dance that 30 years ago would have gotten the dancer a shot to his surgically repaired knee, now is okay according to the league because he didn't do some banned move. The only 2 team sports that haven't had this happen to that extent are baseball and hockey. Both because of the farm system that is in place in both sports. The players learn what it is to be a pro before they get to the majors, and they see what happens to players who don't remember the "code".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 28, 2013 08:44 PM (BXLPR)

501 495 Arbalest,

Arbalest, it's me Sven.

I'm just about resigned to being a hermit as far into the badlands as I can endure.

This nation is devolving into the world's largest open aired insane asylum.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:45 PM (LRFds)

502 Sorry Sven. Not apparent to me. I figured "Miguel" needed to read comment #251

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 08:47 PM (FlRtG)

503 501 Arbalest,

I'll change my nick back after the move...

I thought it was witty in a Carlos Danger way...

I am not trigger happy, I always warn people firing that weapon into a human being has Earth shattering consequences whether charges are filed or not.

I just want a civil society in all directions.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 08:49 PM (LRFds)

504 MFM Delenda Est. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 29, 2013 12:26 AM (28TG+) 'Bout time that shit caught on. Now all we need is a blended Gingrich-Breitbart elixir to force on conservative pols. And the billboards, interview cheat sheets, monkeywrenching, an accountable independent fact-checker, and some pitchforks and torches. Also massive campaigns to humiliate dishonest reporters and keep the pressure up until they all end up working in discount stores. Of course, the "massive campaign" part is the real problem, as the average human has the attention span of a crack-addled five-year-old.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 08:51 PM (qyfb5)

505 "Trouble is, too many of those who have this thug attitude come from good homes with parents who are law abiding."

My definition of "parents" is limited to those who actually parent. Not just to sperm donors and fetus incubators and AFDC check cashers.

There is colloquial conversation these days among white yuppies of their mania for protectiveness and control having gone too far, and of it being important for their kids to be more "free range", as the talk terms it.

At age 14, in the daytime, I was a pretty damned free range kid.

But at zero-one-four-four hours, on any night of the week, if I was not squared away in my bed at home, then when I did get home, it would be to find every light blazing, one parent on the phone going full blast to figure out where I was, and the other parent in the car out performing a quartering search.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2013 08:52 PM (gqT4g)

506 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 29, 2013 12:38 AM (28TG+) True. Some come from good famly's and are sucked into the media influence of thug life. But again, let them worry about it. I don't care if they kill themselves, white, black, orange, etc. Not a problem until it effects me.

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 08:53 PM (8FeS+)

507 77 Off topic. How do we stop Republican senators and congressmen/women from capitulating? Please includeany "out-of-the-box" solutions.
Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at July 28, 2013 10:34 PM (9bMee)
**********************
Threaten to send them all to Peruvia with Al Sharpton.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 28, 2013 08:55 PM (rznx3)

508 Welcome to the new USA. Just when you think you've hit the bottom, the bottom falls out! So glad I'm going to be in Texas soon, it's got a better outlook than the rest.

Posted by: Cato at July 28, 2013 08:57 PM (fNVKc)

509 It doesn't help to have black celebrities thrown up as idols to be emulated and they turn out to be thugs under the tats. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 29, 2013 12:38 AM (28TG+) And that's another reason I don't care. If that is what they want to emulate then my creepy ass cracka advice will not only fall on deaf ears but would be mocked.

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 08:57 PM (8FeS+)

510 503 Mero,

I was gonna go to bed and forgive my indelicacy get my toes tickled but Chi-Town Jerry's pap is a small scale indicator of why the GOP is fucked.

McCain, Graham et al want patted on the head and to be the good token GOPer to the media and they will go split the baby every time needed to protect their media drug pushers.

Their drug is "approval."

I don't want the media's approval b/c the mission I am on with my political beliefs and my expectation of leaders on "my side" is the obliteration of these tribal identifiers and a law abiding, ethical America.

I don't want the baby split, because frankly that baby is "the American people" and I strive for and desperately want the American "tribal identity" to be a respect for Locke and Smith not my skin color, accent, or place of origin.

The reason I'm doomed to die in misery on the matter is  the mission of the left and media to remove the blue and white from our flag and the betrayal of our mission by rent seeking Oligarchial assholes in our caucus.

It'd be a bitter pill to swallow if the GOP forcefully went down arguing that "no goddamn you assholes the goal is to get past this race bullshit and have a color blind society" but I will not even get the comfort of knowing we went down swinging instead we get the split baby and Lindsay and McCain begging for reach arounds from Chuck Todd...


Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 09:04 PM (LRFds)

511 This whole national conversation on race is a black hole. It's like terrorism.  If you allow it to change your behaviour they win. Not playing.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 28, 2013 09:05 PM (rznx3)

512 So, drug use (including liver damage), bare fist fighting for sport, burglary, multiple school suspensions, stated intent to obtain a handgun, these are all aspects of a normal teenager?

If this is considered normal in your community or culture, there is a whole other conversation needed.

Posted by: epobirs at July 28, 2013 09:07 PM (kcfmt)

513 http://tinyurl.com/msxzxx4

Nice follow up on the Houston Rifle Self-defense story...


Quanell X told Fox 26 he spoke to Daniel's family members and they were unable to supply him with any proof of the alleged debt between Lewis and Sheniquia.

He said his representatives even tried to verify the supposed relationship between the two but were unable to do so.

Quanell said Shanequia Mcdonald is adamant that she never did drugs with Lewis Daniel and he didn't owe her any money.


If I ever get access to Ace's Time Machine I am gonna go kneecap the fucker who invented scrabble.

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 28, 2013 09:10 PM (LRFds)

514 I was gonna go to bed and forgive my indelicacy get my toes tickled but Chi-Town Jerry's pap is a small scale indicator of why the GOP is fucked. Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 29, 2013 01:04 AM (LRFds) I think a bigger problem is that people are fussing about D's with R buttons on their lapels and passing up an opportunity to get their toes tickled. People just do not appreciate what they have, seriously you guys.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 09:12 PM (qyfb5)

515 If I ever get access to Ace's Time Machine I am gonna go kneecap the fucker who invented scrabble. Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 29, 2013 01:10 AM (LRFds) Damn it. Water spewed. Great comment to end the night. g'night all.

Posted by: RWC at July 28, 2013 09:13 PM (8FeS+)

516 If this is considered normal in your community or culture, there is a whole other conversation needed. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 01:07 AM (kcfmt) I haven't seen any conversations going on in years, have you? I've seen an awful lot of screaming and very little considering.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 09:14 PM (qyfb5)

517 509  Article 5 Convention OR Second Confederacy OR....

Posted by: NCwoof at July 28, 2013 09:14 PM (aUQgu)

518 Speaking of Peruvia.  Should we cull through the posts to make a Wiki page for our proud country?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 09:18 PM (RJOKC)

519 In a triumph for the Obama/Holder Justice Department, the First Circuit Court of Appeals, in a 2-1 decision, has upheld the conviction of a man for accidentally crapping his pants in a courthouse. The first paragraph of the dissent: "The momentous importance of this case surely forecasts its deserved place in the annals of federal prosecutorial history. Before us is an appeal from a conviction of a citizen who was prosecuted for soiling federal property after he had the misfortune of involuntarily losing control of his bowels while on the premises of the United States District Court for the District of Maine. This incident was followed by the filing of multiple criminal charges." http://bit.ly/13dzqpT

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at July 28, 2013 09:20 PM (MSrqi)

520 Anna: Do you suppose Miguel would make a good Peruvianian Ambassador?

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 09:21 PM (FlRtG)

521 Blacks are irrelevant.  They're the #3 minority, down from #2, and trending that way.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 09:23 PM (LxJzi)

522 Lichtenstein

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 09:23 PM (RJOKC)

523 Ooops, #2 minority (#3 racial group in toto).

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 09:23 PM (LxJzi)

524 I'd like some advice and I am up late. Any happily-ish married men in their 40s-60s in here that would like to help???

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 28, 2013 09:24 PM (2vuT6)

525 523 I'd like some advice and I am up late.

Any happily-ish married men in their 40s-60s in here that would like to help???

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 01:24 AM (2vuT6)



I may or may not qualify. Not married, but working on our third decade together....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 09:29 PM (T1005)

526 in China the Chinese make law and practice cultural traditions that benefit the dominant Chinese culture, in Brazil the Brazilians make law and practice cultural traditions that benefit the dominant culture, it doesn't matter what country you go to, the dominant group always set things up to benefit itself the most, there is no country, no culture on Earth that does NOT do this... so why is it only white people who get lectured about it?

Posted by: Shoey at July 28, 2013 09:30 PM (m6OUa)

527 Eldritch horror for the win.  With extra tentacles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 09:30 PM (RJOKC)

528 Re: Celebratin' If you want to do a dance over your opponents, go to NZED, join the All-Blacks and learn how to do the haka. http://tinyurl.com/n7cyy4o Of course, my rather unsporting response would have been to drop the haka leader under Rule 303.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 28, 2013 09:31 PM (XFTOV)

529 OT:  Anyone listen to Michael Berry?  Am I only one

Posted by: NCwoof at July 28, 2013 09:33 PM (aUQgu)

530 I could help you with a bitter, disillusioned, unmarried point of view.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 09:40 PM (qyfb5)

531 Let me restart the ONT cthulhu: have you read about the .22cal 3-D printed rifle experiment? All: music to get your smooth on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od8FfT1U820

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 09:43 PM (FlRtG)

532 Posted by: Arbalest at July 29, 2013 01:43 AM (FlRtG)



Is that the one that cracked at the first go? I continue to see desktop CNC as a superior solution to 3D printing in the firearms space. Especially when you can turn the results pretty colors without compromising strength -- http://www.focuser.com/atm/anodize/anodize.html

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 09:49 PM (T1005)

533 The thing that bugs me about the 3D printing guns thing is that homemade guns have been made for centuries - and are perfectly legal (used legally) in a surprisingly large number of places - which now seems about to change, due to publicity-mad people going on about something that really isn't that new. Just like the "open carry movement" in California got itself banned by being loud-ass publicity-hounds. Thanks, guys, could have just shut up and kept the right. I knew about those laws back in the 90s, I just didn't hold marches and try to get myself banned. Nobody ever learned from the regret after they "told everyone" about that secret.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 09:51 PM (qyfb5)

534

>>>  I could help you with a bitter, disillusioned, unmarried point of view.

 

 

I can pitch in with the bitter, disillusioned,  divorced pov if Merv can't handle it.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2013 09:51 PM (vRMco)

535 Okay so I am youngish (30) and there is this man at my church...very much married...probably the same age as my parents, I would say around 60. But, I am ridiculously crazy about him, and have been for months. I'm so attracted to him. And I think about him often...too often. I respect marriage, and I know to actually ACT on it would be just plain wrong. But, no matter how much I tell myself to stop, I can't stop getting butterflies in my stomach when I see him. There have been times when I have thought that MAYBE he might have...a little interest in me too, which makes things that much harder. It's at the point where I just need to get it on with him once, just so I can get past it and move on...or something else would have to happen too snap me out of it. Help snap me out of it....please...

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 28, 2013 09:53 PM (2vuT6)

536 cthulhu: That's the one. But 3D printing makes good moldable items, and many modern bolt-action receivers are cast, machined and heat-treated. This knowledge is useful for your files.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2013 09:59 PM (FlRtG)

537 534 Okay so I am youngish (30) and there is this man at my church...very much married...probably the same age as my parents, I would say around 60.

But, I am ridiculously crazy about him, and have been for months. I'm so attracted to him. And I think about him often...too often.

I respect marriage, and I know to actually ACT on it would be just plain wrong. But, no matter how much I tell myself to stop, I can't stop getting butterflies in my stomach when I see him.

There have been times when I have thought that MAYBE he might have...a little interest in me too, which makes things that much harder.

It's at the point where I just need to get it on with him once, just so I can get past it and move on...or something else would have to happen too snap me out of it.

Help snap me out of it....please...

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 01:53 AM (2vuT6)



This is common to the point of cliche.....and has been for most of recorded history. Younger woman falls for accomplished older man. Sometimes the older man falls for the younger woman, sometimes not....but things seldom turn out well.



More disturbing, however, is the concept of "get it on with him once, just so I can get past it." How on earth is that supposed to work? I mean, if every time you've "gotten it on" has been a one-night stand, this might seem a reasonable sentence....



Anyway, I think the moron horde can completely agree about one thing in your situation, we'll need to further investigate and deliberate after you post pics.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:08 PM (T1005)

538 Help snap me out of it....please... Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 01:53 AM (2vuT6) As far as I can tell you are normal. That is not a compliment. (insert large block of psycho-babble here) Don't be normal, normal is boring. Finding someone appealing *and* available is a bitch. I never did. But I don't look at that as an excuse for messing up someone else's life. Everyone feels urges, that doesn't mean you have to act them out. Sometimes you just have to keep putting one foot in front of the other.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:09 PM (qyfb5)

539 Come to think of it, she should forget him and go out with me, despite the fact that I'm a bitter and disillusioned complete stranger on the internet. That would definitely be wiser than... ...dammit, I talked myself into a corner again, didn't I?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:10 PM (qyfb5)

540 535

cthulhu: That's the one. But 3D printing makes good moldable items, and many modern bolt-action receivers are cast, machined and heat-treated. This knowledge is useful for your files.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 29, 2013 01:59 AM (FlRtG)



Yeah, but if you were doing amateur gunmaking in your garage, would you really want to be melting metals instead of just flinging a few chips? Castings require a whole 'nother level of infrastructure and introduce a whole 'nother level of dangers into a shop.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:11 PM (T1005)

541 Tickled Pink: I am a pretty crummy agony auntie, and I'm not going to advise you one way or another regarding your dilemma.

However, I will say that I come across handsome, intelligent, unmarried straight men in your age bracket all the time. They really do exist. So if you do decide to let this current infatuation quietly lapse without acting upon it, you may feel as though that decision is the end of the world. Rest assured that it is not.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2013 10:12 PM (gqT4g)

542 Cthulhu, 99% of the time I hear the "sleep with each other and get over it" line, it's sarcastic, usually referring to bitter antagonists. But maybe the circles I travel in are more sarcastic than normal.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:12 PM (qyfb5)

543 This discussion can go nowhere without some  pics.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2013 10:13 PM (vRMco)

544 538 Come to think of it, she should forget him and go out with me, despite the fact that I'm a bitter and disillusioned complete stranger on the internet.

That would definitely be wiser than...

...dammit, I talked myself into a corner again, didn't I?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 02:10 AM (qyfb5)



Oh, yeah....Tickled Pink, you should also let us know what city you're in so we can see if there are any local morons who could "help you out." Sort of like an AA buddy, or something.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:14 PM (T1005)

545 541 Cthulhu, 99% of the time I hear the "sleep with each other and get over it" line, it's sarcastic, usually referring to bitter antagonists.

But maybe the circles I travel in are more sarcastic than normal.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 02:12 AM (qyfb5)



You think Pink was being sarcastic? That wasn't my read.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:15 PM (T1005)

546 542 This discussion can go nowhere without some pics.

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 02:13 AM (vRMco)



I knew I had the Horde's pulse on that.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:16 PM (T1005)

547 Wow, lots of advice! Er, you need pics? Um, why? Of him or of me? And what would it matter? Wouldn't the advice be the same regardless? Yeah, the sleep with him thing was partially sarcastic, as I am sure he would be crazy good in bed, and that would make things even more difficult. Yes, there are many men in my age bracket that are single...none of em are interested in ME persay, but hey they are there. And sadly, I find myself uninterested in them. I am looking past the handsome 20-somethings in church to look at the older married man, just to have a glimpse of him.... It's pathetic, honestly.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 28, 2013 10:23 PM (2vuT6)

548

Er, you need pics? Um, why? Of him or of me? And what would it matter? Wouldn't the advice be the same regardless?

 

Of you of course.  And why?  Because we're all a bunch of horndogs.

Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2013 10:25 PM (LI48c)

549 congratulations to Vic for edging out sven for top commenter status

Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2013 10:26 PM (9GG/0)

550 You think Pink was being sarcastic? That wasn't my read. Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:15 AM (T1005) No, thus the most. Not responding to her in that, I have a splitting migraine and medicine side effects and shit going on today and I'm sure I'm incoherent.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:26 PM (qyfb5)

551 Yes, there are many men in my age bracket that are single...none of em are interested in ME persay, but hey they are there. Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 02:23 AM (2vuT6) It's tradition for men to be the initiator, for a lot of reasons that's not as much the case. A lot of guys who are interested won't say so until you hit them with a brick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:32 PM (qyfb5)

552 546 Wow, lots of advice!

Er, you need pics? Um, why? Of him or of me? And what would it matter? Wouldn't the advice be the same regardless?

Yeah, the sleep with him thing was partially sarcastic, as I am sure he would be crazy good in bed, and that would make things even more difficult.

Yes, there are many men in my age bracket that are single...none of em are interested in ME persay, but hey they are there. And sadly, I find myself uninterested in them. I am looking past the handsome 20-somethings in church to look at the older married man, just to have a glimpse of him....

It's pathetic, honestly.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 02:23 AM (2vuT6)



The pics would be of you, dearie, and would both be fodder for our usual crowd of deranged weasels and also give us some insight into your situation. Advice could be quite different dependent on how you looked, especially if you were the last woman in this group -- http://tinyurl.com/k4spnfl , or one of these ladies http://tinyurl.com/6zs2awu .

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:35 PM (T1005)

553 550 Yes, there are many men in my age bracket that are single...none of em are interested in ME persay, but hey they are there.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 02:23 AM (2vuT6)


It's tradition for men to be the initiator, for a lot of reasons that's not as much the case.

A lot of guys who are interested won't say so until you hit them with a brick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 02:32 AM (qyfb5)



I had one girlfriend who ended up throwing her wadded-up towel at me. Previously, it had been the only thing she was wearing.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:37 PM (T1005)

554 Yes, there are many men in my age bracket that are single...none of em are interested in ME persay, but hey they are there. And sadly, I find myself uninterested in them. I am looking past the handsome 20-somethings in church to look at the older married man, just to have a glimpse of him....

It's pathetic, honestly.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 02:23 AM (2vuT6)



I thought you had said you were 30. Why would you be looking at 20-somethings?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:40 PM (T1005)

555 I had one girlfriend who ended up throwing her wadded-up towel at me. Previously, it had been the only thing she was wearing. Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:37 AM (T1005) Brag, brag, brag.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:41 PM (qyfb5)

556 I thought you had said you were 30. Why would you be looking at 20-somethings? Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:40 AM (T1005) Cradlerobber. My Mom married a veteran 15 years younger for her second marriage. Then again she would get carded in her 40s.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:42 PM (qyfb5)

557 554 I had one girlfriend who ended up throwing her wadded-up towel at me. Previously, it had been the only thing she was wearing.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:37 AM (T1005)


Brag, brag, brag.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 02:41 AM (qyfb5)



Well, it doesn't say much for my having been suave, sophisticated, and debonair that I hadn't picked up on things beforehand.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:43 PM (T1005)

558 Well, it doesn't say much for my having been suave, sophisticated, and debonair that I hadn't picked up on things beforehand. Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:43 AM (T1005) I think I got ya beat on that front. I cannot tell you how many events I look back on and say DOH!!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 10:45 PM (qyfb5)

559 555 I thought you had said you were 30. Why would you be looking at 20-somethings?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:40 AM (T1005)


Cradlerobber.

My Mom married a veteran 15 years younger for her second marriage. Then again she would get carded in her 40s.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 02:42 AM (qyfb5)



I've actually never had a relationship with a woman younger than myself, so I've got a bit of an outsider's view....but if she's trying to say that her choices are 20-somethings or married 60-year-olds, I think there might be a bit of a setup going on.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 10:46 PM (T1005)

560 @551 rofl no nothing like that lot. My eyes are clear, my hair is healthy. I don't look like I am on crack. I don't drink, and I've never touched drugs in my life, so I've aged well, I think...I look my age, maybe even younger. I would say I am pretty average. @552 I don't know what that towel thing means. @553 Well most of the 30-somethings are married, so... Besides, if they are between 25-29, I really don't consider myself that much older than them. I am lusting after a 60 year old man, and you find it odd that I would look at 20-somethings? At this point, I think the latter would be more than acceptable all things considered.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 28, 2013 10:46 PM (2vuT6)

561 *pads in on fox feet nine tails trailing behind.  She pauses in mid-stride and sniffs the air.  Her nose wrinkles*

Human mating rituals have truly gotten strange.

*pads on out to continue watching Ugetsu Monogatari*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 10:47 PM (RJOKC)

562 Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:08 AM (T1005) ~~~~~ Seriously: 1. Find another church 2. Wait until his wife dies 3. Find a single man between the ages of 30-100 4. He is MARRIED. Do NOT be that kind of woman. Finding another church is your best option and the easiest.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 10:51 PM (RXQ2T)

563 I'm amazed by how complicated this isn't.  You want something someone else has, and you don't care who gets hurt as long as you get it.  Toddlers and dogs have the same issues.  Get some counseling before you destroy your life and character.  Sorry i couldn't put it all nicy nice.  Find a better church.  Absolutely find a better church.  this one isn't working.

Posted by: DAve at July 28, 2013 10:53 PM (albkL)

564 Get a vibrator.  Use it often.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2013 10:57 PM (LxJzi)

565 Human mating rituals have truly gotten strange. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 02:47 AM (RJOKC) You're freaking telling *me?*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:02 PM (qyfb5)

566 559 @551

rofl no nothing like that lot. My eyes are clear, my hair is healthy. I don't look like I am on crack. I don't drink, and I've never touched drugs in my life, so I've aged well, I think...I look my age, maybe even younger. I would say I am pretty average.

@552
I don't know what that towel thing means.

@553
Well most of the 30-somethings are married, so...
Besides, if they are between 25-29, I really don't consider myself that much older than them. I am lusting after a 60 year old man, and you find it odd that I would look at 20-somethings? At this point, I think the latter would be more than acceptable all things considered.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 02:46 AM (2vuT6)



So, you're saying 30-somethings are out because most are married, but this 60-something is reasonable despite being married? And you're saying that you consider yourself contemporaneous with 25-29 year-olds ["don't consider myself that much older"] but you find yourself uninterested in them? I suspect that you were setting yourself up with a false dichotomy here....



Which, of course, doesn't say "why?" We haven't even started to figure out why you're uninterested in 25-29 year-olds, why you disregard the existence of 30-59 year olds, and what you find particularly attractive about this specific 60-year-old.




Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:02 PM (T1005)

567 ....and, dammit, pics and a location!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:04 PM (T1005)

568 563 Get a vibrator. Use it often.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2013 02:57 AM (LxJzi)



I don't think that works to cut down on illicit urges in women.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:09 PM (T1005)

569 To: Tickled Pink NOT cthulhu . . . . Sorry ~~~~~ Seriously: 1. Find another church NOW 2. Wait until his wife dies 3. Find a single man between the ages of 30-100 4. He is MARRIED. Do NOT be that kind of woman. This is not a game. His wife may be the jealous type and the type that can strip, clean, recombine, lock and load an M16 in under 60 seconds in the dark and adultery is not looked on kindly. Finding another church is your best option and the easiest.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 11:10 PM (RXQ2T)

570 Ultimately, we face several communication barriers here, one of which is that, for men, communication is almost completely a means to an end, not an end in itself. For women (usually), communication is a process that is an activity in itself, worthy of pursuit for its benefits regardless of content. This distinction causes no end of strife. Also, the conversation seems to be taking the form of: Q: Will you talk with me about my desire to put several people's head in a vise and turn the handle?" A: Sure, you should not do that (thinks he is done). Q: But I have a very strong desire to do that (continuing process of communication). A: WTF? (Frustrated that question has been answered and is essentially asked again) And so on... heard it a thousand times.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:15 PM (qyfb5)

571 Strange things happen when you resist temptation. You do it a few times and you develop this thing called willpower. It's pretty neat, give it a try.

Posted by: Cato at July 28, 2013 11:16 PM (fNVKc)

572 567 563 Get a vibrator. Use it often. Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2013 02:57 AM (LxJzi) I don't think that works to cut down on illicit urges in women. ~~~~~~ Maybe not but it is worth a try . . . to see who's right

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 11:18 PM (RXQ2T)

573 568 To: Tickled Pink NOT cthulhu . . . . Sorry
~~~~~

Seriously:

1. Find another church NOW
2. Wait until his wife dies
3. Find a single man between the ages of 30-100
4. He is MARRIED. Do NOT be that kind of woman.


This is not a game. His wife may be the jealous type and the type that can strip, clean, recombine, lock and load an M16 in under 60 seconds in the dark and adultery is not looked on kindly.

Finding another church is your best option and the easiest.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 29, 2013 03:10 AM (RXQ2T)



I don't think the underlying issue is the church -- which doesn't mean that finding another one is a bad idea, BTW.



I guess the thing that I get from your advice is that it comes from several different premises. #1 is about exposure/avoidance; #2 is availability; #3 is alternatives; #4 is shame; and the M16 is consequences. That's all over the map. It really depends on what drives her as to which is the better tactic.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:20 PM (T1005)

574 TP, The Man From Athens is pretty much right. If you don't have another vital reason to remain at that church and you seriously can't get past the guy, find another church. Even if you do nothing, churches are full of people who notice things and have free time to discuss them and that will turn out badly for both of you, but worse for you if he's "respected."

On the thinking he might share your interest-you're infatuated and likely projecting. And if you're not, see previous paragraph.

I wouldn't advise adultery in any context, but a church is probably the worst place to do it.

Except maybe Twitter.

Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2013 11:23 PM (hO9ad)

575 This is going to be an, ahem, interesting 500+ comments to wade thru ... So while you wait: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU_2oNF9CZE Venus and Mars / Rock Show

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:27 PM (Wk9TK)

576 My neighbor has a car.  But I really want it.  Should i take it?

Posted by: DAve at July 28, 2013 11:29 PM (albkL)

577 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 03:15 AM (qyfb5)



I agree that what she describes is as dangerous, anti-social, and harmful as sticking people's heads in vises in 99-44/100% of cases.....but it is not quite as illegal and significantly more common. I could just say that it's a dumb idea and she should change churches/relocate/fap, but she specifically said "Help snap me out of it....please..." That's not just saying "help me stop the action", she's asking about "help me stop the compulsion".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:29 PM (T1005)

578 569 Ultimately, we face several communication barriers here, one of which is that, for men, communication is almost completely a means to an end, not an end in itself. For women (usually), communication is a process that is an activity in itself, worthy of pursuit for its benefits regardless of content. This distinction causes no end of strife. Also, the conversation seems to be taking the form of: Q: Will you talk with me about my desire to put several people's head in a vise and turn the handle?" A: Sure, you should not do that (thinks he is done). Q: But I have a very strong desire to do that (continuing process of communication). A: WTF? (Frustrated that question has been answered and is essentially asked again) And so on... heard it a thousand times. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 03:15 AM (qyfb5) ~~~~~ Yeah but this deals with something definitely on the short list of Thou shalt nots. I am not one to claim I am pure as the wind driven snow but following temptation usually leads to the pit 'o Hell so get out now and talk about your feelings over coffee and pie later and save me a piece of the pie. Heck post a thing saying sugar daddy needed for 30-some hottie. Must be over 60, rich, single and possess no dentures. Your dance card will be filled in about 45.6 nanoseconds.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 11:30 PM (RXQ2T)

579 Following every animal urge that comes along is a good way to get yourself hurt, arrested, or even deported. Feelings aren't doing you any favors right now. Go with some logic here.

Posted by: Cato at July 28, 2013 11:30 PM (fNVKc)

580 Heck post a thing saying sugar daddy needed for 30-some hottie. Must be over 60, rich, single and possess no dentures.
Your dance card will be filled in about 45.6 nanoseconds.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 29, 2013 03:30 AM (RXQ2T)



What if he's a dentist? At any given time, he might have 60-80 dentures, but possess great oral health himself....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:34 PM (T1005)

581 Hey Kids,


another beautiful night and sunset.  great summer in these parts.  odd that it followed such a late, late, late, late spring.

Posted by: jc at July 28, 2013 11:35 PM (PlzOe)

582 I think if you're walking down the street and you see a dog in someone's yard that you like you should take it. Definitely.  Why wouldn't you?  Getting a dog of your own is a lot more work.  Besides, you want someone else's.  The fact that they have it is proof that it's a dog worth having.  A dog without an owner may be proof that it is not worth having. How complicated is that?

Posted by: DAve at July 28, 2013 11:36 PM (albkL)

583 576  That's true- hey TP the fact that you asked instead of just doing it is a sign that you're better than that

Posted by: DAve at July 28, 2013 11:37 PM (albkL)

584 That's not just saying "help me stop the action", she's asking about "help me stop the compulsion". Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 03:29 AM (T1005) That's an eternal human problem, we have only coping strategies, not solutions. I mean, you can seek out AA or whatever, but ultimately it comes down to *choosing* - and Oh God, it is not easy, It is hard as Hell. But it's still a choice. I'm probably the wrong person to give that advice to, my obsessions tend to be temporary, and I don't even feel the urge to drink - I can have a drink once a day or once a year, doesn't matter much to me. Usually closer to once a year as it turns out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:38 PM (qyfb5)

585 DAve at July 29, 2013 03:36 AM (albkL) Can I take Joffery's Hound? He's not going to miss it pretty soon...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:38 PM (Wk9TK)

586

This is going to be an, ahem, interesting 500+ comments to wade thru ...

So while you wait:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU_2oNF9CZE
Venus and Mars / Rock Show

 

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 03:27 AM

 

Ah, the LP version rather than a live one. Didn't know you were parial to McCartney's solo stuff, A.

 

Posted by: otho at July 28, 2013 11:38 PM (9gNQd)

587 Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 03:36 AM (albkL)

I suddenly have an urge to kick Michael Vick's ass.

Posted by: King David at July 28, 2013 11:38 PM (hO9ad)

588 The only women worth more than a dead rat in my town are all married. I respect them all enough to not screw up their lives by being That Guy, so I'm single. And it blows. But it's better than being single and hated, which is what'd happen afterwards. Thank God I'm moving soon, this place is pits.

Posted by: Cato at July 28, 2013 11:39 PM (fNVKc)

589 Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 03:34 AM (T1005) ~~~~~ Judgement call there.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 11:39 PM (RXQ2T)

590 Happy sunset, jc ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:40 PM (Wk9TK)

591 Nice hash cooth... or you a cyber-cooth???

Posted by: DAve at July 28, 2013 11:41 PM (albkL)

592 The only women worth more than a dead rat in my town are all married. Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 03:39 AM (fNVKc) You find the place where that's not true, you let me know, okay? After you make your arrangements, of course.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:41 PM (qyfb5)

593 Hey Adriane,

Howz U?

Posted by: jc at July 28, 2013 11:42 PM (PlzOe)

594 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 03:38 AM (qyfb5) I don't have the compulsion to drink either, but I do have the compulsion to buy all the supplies I need for an art project ... then never get around to doing it because I'm not artistic enough to make a masterpiece on the first try ... I am! going to do a mosaic baseboard in the breakfast nook though ... even if it kills me ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:42 PM (Wk9TK)

595 I don't have the compulsion to drink either, but I do have the compulsion to buy all the supplies I need for an art project ... then never get around to doing it because I'm not artistic enough to make a masterpiece on the first try ... Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 03:42 AM (Wk9TK) I think they had a show about that on the Hobby Psychology Channel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:43 PM (qyfb5)

596 582 576 That's true- hey TP the fact that you asked instead of just doing it is a sign that you're better than that Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 03:37 AM (albkL) ~~~~~ Great minds think alike. TP really should explore the social scene at other churchs, there may well be several that have larger 30-some single pools.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 11:45 PM (RXQ2T)

597 *bows her head and claps her paws three times*

Tinkled Pink may Buddha grant you the enlightenment to see a better path.

Oyasumi.

*pads off and curls up to slumber*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 28, 2013 11:46 PM (RJOKC)

598 jc at July 29, 2013 03:42 AM (PlzOe) monsoons have arriveth, so the humidity is dingdang awful ... Had a spike of 117ish 2 weeks ago (3 ?) and most of the plants didn't survive. I planted in spring rather than last fall so it doesn't surprise me, but I did hope some of them would make it. The potted trees are putting out new leaves, so they survived! I have them under the carport for shade ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:47 PM (Wk9TK)

599 596 *bows her head and claps her paws three times* Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 03:46 AM (RJOKC) Please stop before you start turning morons into furries!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:49 PM (qyfb5)

600 Didn't know you were parial to McCartney's solo stuff, A. I like both the Beatles as a group and some of each, of their solo stuff ... I have Venus and Mars in album form somewhere ... :- ) Get off my ass...troturf !!!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:49 PM (Wk9TK)

601 9 tail foxes are to be feared ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:50 PM (Wk9TK)

602 Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 03:39 AM (fNVKc) ~~~~~ Cato meet Miss Tickled Pink. Tickled Pink meet Mr. Cato The moon is out, the bar is open. ....my work is done. Like a ninja I vanish in the night.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 28, 2013 11:50 PM (RXQ2T)

603 I hate to say this, but I'm seeing several kinds of unfortunate meanderings off the original topic.




Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 03:16 AM (fNVKc)  -- she hasn't said that she'd do anything wrong, she was asking for help in controlling her urges and not her behavior.





Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 03:36 AM (albkL)  -- marriage is not chattel ownership, as Huma Abedin well knows.




Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 29, 2013 02:51 AM (RXQ2T)  -- what if she finds another older married guy to lust after in the new church?



Mind you, I find much to commend in Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 29, 2013 02:51 AM (RXQ2T)'s #4, Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 02:12 AM (gqT4g), Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2013 03:23 AM (hO9ad), and Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 02:09 AM (qyfb5).....



....and to Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2013 02:25 AM (LI48c) -- shut up, dude!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:50 PM (T1005)

604 Women in Central FL come in one of several types: 1. Sane, Drug-Free, Responsible, Married. 2. Crazy. 3. On Drugs. 4. On Drugs and Crazy. 5. Dumb as a box of rocks. 6. Stupid, on drugs, and crazy. 7. Gold digger. 8. Stupid crazy druggie gold digger. 9. Lots of children, all different fathers. 10. The kind that take interest in Cato, who are invariably crazy, on drugs, and astoundingly stupid arrogant gold diggers with more children to support and more government agencies supporting them than they have teeth. Yeah. Stayin single.

Posted by: Cato at July 28, 2013 11:51 PM (fNVKc)

605 I hate to say this, but I'm seeing several kinds of unfortunate meanderings off the original topic. Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 03:50 AM (T1005) ... ... ... Unpossible here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:52 PM (qyfb5)

606 590 Nice hash cooth... or you a cyber-cooth???

Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 03:41 AM (albkL)



Perhaps a Terminator Cthulhu?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2013 11:53 PM (T1005)

607 Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 03:51 AM (fNVKc) My compass notoriously swings to #2, but I have too much common sense to have had any fun from it. #7 is right out. #5 and #9 are rapidly becoming a tolerable idea, but I can also imagine how terribly that could turn out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:54 PM (qyfb5)

608 We're never going to get Cthulhu to his number at this rate!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 28, 2013 11:55 PM (qyfb5)

609 I like both the Beatles as a group and some of each, of their solo stuff ...

I have Venus and Mars in album form somewhere ...
:- )

Get off my ass...troturf !!!

 

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 03:49 AM

 

V and M was not a bad effort at all from McCartney. He was patchy with his stuff, but no more so than the others, really. He really knew how to write a great song when he put his mind to it. Here's what I reckon was the best thing he ever produced post-Beatles.... the excellent Take #16 of Junior's Farm. This could have been on the White Album.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CcLRSpdFOk

 

Posted by: otho at July 28, 2013 11:55 PM (9gNQd)

610 Yeah. Stayin single. Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 03:51 AM (fNVKc) Best wishes for your health and happiness ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 28, 2013 11:56 PM (Wk9TK)

611 603 Women in Central FL come in one of several types: 1. Sane, Drug-Free, Responsible, Married. 2. Crazy. 3. On Drugs. 4. On Drugs and Crazy. 5. Dumb as a box of rocks. 6. Stupid, on drugs, and crazy. 7. Gold digger. 8. Stupid crazy druggie gold digger. 9. Lots of children, all different fathers. 10. The kind that take interest in Cato, who are invariably crazy, on drugs, and astoundingly stupid arrogant gold diggers with more children to support and more government agencies supporting them than they have teeth. Yeah. Stayin single. ~~~~~~ Having lived on the Gulf Coast I can vouch for numbers 1-9. Try Texas and states north and west of it, avoiding Southern California and Idaho. Really stay away from Idaho.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 29, 2013 12:00 AM (RXQ2T)

612 ....and to Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2013 02:25 AM (LI48c) -- shut up, dude!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 03:50 AM (T1005)

 

You'll be amazed what can happen sometimes if you're just honest

Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2013 12:01 AM (LI48c)

613 606 Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 03:51 AM (fNVKc)

My compass notoriously swings to #2, but I have too much common sense to have had any fun from it.

#7 is right out.

#5 and #9 are rapidly becoming a tolerable idea, but I can also imagine how terribly that could turn out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 03:54 AM (qyfb5)



I once had a business lunch with a guy who opened up about his wife being #5 -- but, seriously, in a "special-ed" sort of way. About how he appreciated that she was always glad when he got home, and how pleased he was to be able to make her smile. It was.....unusual, and a bit disturbing....but -- at least from his description of the relationship -- both parties were happy.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 12:01 AM (T1005)

614 Just got back from my storage locker. Good thing it's accessible 24/7 because it is unlivable during the day.

Found four of the drives I was digging up for Merovign. Thought there were more but the is so much accumulated stuff in there. I've spent an absurd amount since 2004, when I moved from a much larger place, to keep a hold of this stuff. And so much of it has become worthlessly obsolete or no longer has an emotional bond for me. I've already gotten rid of a large portion of my books and still need to haul a lot more to the library for donation. It's especially ridiculous to keep paperback novels by the cubic foot that can be reduced to a single DVD-R full of EPUB and MOBI files. Even the more visually oriented stuff loses its appeal when you have a good big high res monitor and debts that should be paid instead of storing this stuff.

And a lot of this stuff could simply have been replaced for a fraction of what it has cost to store over the years. And would have commanded a far better price if I'd sold it off back then. I told myself, lied to myself really, that the situation was just temporary and someday soon I'd have ample space for book shelves and disc racks again. I cannot comprehend the people on those hoarders shows but I surely have a clue as to how it gets started.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 12:01 AM (kcfmt)

615 Thanks for looking, epo. Did you get my e-mail reply? I know what you mean, though, sometimes I think about all the money I spent over the years on stuff that is effectively worthless now. Also, even after two major purges, I have nightmares when I think about moving. I sold 3000 novels before one move. Shipped them to that big Oregon bookstore.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:07 AM (qyfb5)

616 epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:01 AM (kcfmt) The ol' as soon as it's gone, I'll need it again feeling ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 12:08 AM (Wk9TK)

617 I sold 3000 novels before one move. Shipped them to that big Oregon bookstore. Dear God! Remind me not to get into a book fight with you!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 12:10 AM (Wk9TK)

618 The ol' as soon as it's gone, I'll need it again feeling ... Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 04:08 AM (Wk9TK) That actually happens to me often enough to reinforce the bad habit. There are several things I still kick myself for getting rid of, because, of course, it's my fault for not being psychic enough. More bad code in the brain.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:10 AM (qyfb5)

619 otho - t'anks! That is a smooth sounding Junior's Farm!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 12:10 AM (Wk9TK)

620 Remind me not to get into a book fight with you! Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 04:10 AM (Wk9TK) Yes, that would be wise.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:11 AM (qyfb5)

621 You know you're old when you try to tell a younger person about the old joke regarding the problem with dating younger people and hearing things like 'Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?" Now you just get an uncomprehending stare because they aren't quite sure who Paul McCartney is but suspect you might crumble into dust if accidentally struck too hard.

I turned 49 today but feel like I never did any of the stuff I was supposed to have done by now. Like have a family or any sort of a career.

I do finally have a decent bicycle. Some family members decided to help out with the cost since it had been some years since I'd had any kind of significant birthday action. That was as mostly my fault because my birthday rarely put me in a good mood.

Oddly, I received a present from my sister's dog. It was two items, a Hollee Rollee ball that allows us to play in the house with concern for breaking the walls or his compromised tooth (his favorite game is to lie at the top of the stairs and roll the ball down to me so I can throw it back to him), and a package of 12 pair of the socks I where most days. This because the same dog has a penchant for stealing and shredding my socks. This may be due to my sister using discarded old socks as dog toys when he was a pup, leading him to believe my socks were fair game, regardless of vintage.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 12:13 AM (kcfmt)

622 jc's rules for what it would take to get me to listen to that harpy in the main post who thinks she can set rules for a conversation about race --


1.  since the emancipation proclamation was 150 years ago, if you ever say the words "400 years of slavery in the U.S." you have to present a birth certificate showing you are over 550 years old.


Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 12:15 AM (PlzOe)

623 I turned 49 today but feel like I never did any of the stuff I was supposed to have done by now. Like have a family or any sort of a career. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:13 AM (kcfmt) First of all, happy birthday! I started to feel old the first time everyone but my Mom forgot my birthday. I'm younger than you are but kind of feel this way. I'm glad you spend time with family, though, mine are all far away. Living alone can be a useful skill but a terrible habit to break - haven't figured that one out yet, it's too easy and rewarding in terms of avoiding aggro, but boy oh boy does it have downsides, he said to himself in after 18 hours alone in the ER and ICU.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:17 AM (qyfb5)

624 another rule for the harpy --


2.  you must acknowledge that there is not one single living human being that is not a descendant of slaves -- or you must document the lineage that somehow never included a single slave in every time and place throughout human history.

Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 12:18 AM (PlzOe)

625 Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:01 AM (kcfmt)



I'm in the process myself.




When I was a kid, my parents had a weird thing going where we'd move annually -- sometimes even more frequently. The money that sent me to college came from building houses, moving into them before they were finished, finishing them, moving to the next, and selling them off. My mom had family in Orange County and a job near Long Beach; my dad had family in Santa Clarita and worked downtown -- every so often there'd be a huge argument where my mom would go, "you haven't taken out the trash in two weeks and I'm tired of living so close to your stupid brother" and my dad would reply, "ok, we'll move."



So I found comfort in "stuff". I couldn't know what I'd find when I walked out the door to my bedroom, or out the front door of the house, so I had continuity in the books and knick-knacks that were hauled from place to place. But now, I've lived in this house for longer than anywhere else.....and I've got a ton o' shit that's gotta go.




That said, a lot of it is tokens for various dreams. As Adriane said, craft projects never started. Wishes never realized. And a lot of it is a past that I would like to remember fondly in details....but that I may have plastered over in my memories....sometimes to cover pain, and other times merely to move on.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 12:19 AM (T1005)

626 A friend's dog takes socks, and she looks so sneaky-guilty when she does it, too. It's almost like she makes a show of the guilty part *and* the taking of the socks to get attention. She also sneaks up while I'm at the table and starts licking my pant leg. It is difficult to describe how unnerving that is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:21 AM (qyfb5)

627 harpy rule 3. 


acknowledge the people that arrived in the U.S. after the civil war.

Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 12:21 AM (PlzOe)

628 That said, a lot of it is tokens for various dreams. Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 04:19 AM (T1005) The other life we lead...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:22 AM (qyfb5)

629 Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 04:19 AM (T1005)


I figger the biggest reason to buy a home is so you don't have to move.

Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 12:23 AM (PlzOe)

630 #614

Yep, got it. So far, appears to be two 120 GB units (Maxtor and WD), an 80 GB Hitachi, and surprisingly, a 10 or 20 GB Maxtor. The model, 91000D8, produces conflicting results in a search.

There may be more but I need to make some trips to Goodwill and the library to get a better handle on what all is in there.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 12:24 AM (kcfmt)

631 Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:13 AM (kcfmt) Happy B-day, epobirs. May you have many more, each one personalized for you, and not a product of the birthday industrial guilt complex ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 12:24 AM (Wk9TK)

632 There may be more but I need to make some trips to Goodwill and the library to get a better handle on what all is in there. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:24 AM (kcfmt) No rush at all on my end, on yours only if you just want it OUT OUT OUT! I am always interested in toys (as I call computer parts).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 12:26 AM (qyfb5)

633 613  Blessed is the sweeper; cursed is the keeper

Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 12:26 AM (albkL)

634 Of course, I was hoping for a big present from the Powerball players of America. I broke down and bought a ticket Saturday but nobody won. It rolls over to Wednesday with over $230 million in the pot.

I'm cool with late birthday presents. Really.

My sister-in-law less so. Twenty-one years ago my mother had forgotten her not yet DIL's birthday and found a cute card for the missed occasion, which had a punch line inside reading "Better late than pregnant!" Michelle received the card in the mail and read it less than an hour after finding out she was in fact pregnant.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 12:33 AM (kcfmt)

635 Michelle received the card in the mail and read it less than an hour after finding out she was in fact pregnant. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:33 AM (kcfmt) Timing is everything. Explains a lot, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 12:35 AM (qyfb5)

636 632 613 Blessed is the sweeper; cursed is the keeper

Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 04:26 AM (albkL)



It's not wrong to cherish mementos of times past, or people who have gone -- but it is also a burden -- things must be maintained, and connections must be remembered. Behind all of us is a howling whirlwind, threatening to leave no trace of our loved ones, our selves, our memories.



Don't bless the whirlwind or curse those who love.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 12:36 AM (T1005)

637 633 Of course, I was hoping for a big present from the Powerball players of America. I broke down and bought a ticket Saturday but nobody won. It rolls over to Wednesday with over $230 million in the pot.

I'm cool with late birthday presents. Really.

My sister-in-law less so. Twenty-one years ago my mother had forgotten her not yet DIL's birthday and found a cute card for the missed occasion, which had a punch line inside reading "Better late than pregnant!" Michelle received the card in the mail and read it less than an hour after finding out she was in fact pregnant.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:33 AM (kcfmt)



Awkward.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 12:39 AM (T1005)

638 633 Of course, I was hoping for a big present from the Powerball players of America. I broke down and bought a ticket Saturday but nobody won. It rolls over to Wednesday with over $230 million in the pot.


Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:33 AM (kcfmt)



I got a ticket. I figured that winning would be about the only way that it could make sense to stay in California.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 12:42 AM (T1005)

639 I better buy a ticket. Gonna feel the foo if one of you wins and I didn't even try. Nah, maybe I'll just hope I get superpowers the next time I get struck by lightning.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 12:43 AM (qyfb5)

640 148 The little punks Mother informed the media that her son robbed people all the time, but NEVER used a weapon. He was a good boy, you see. I shit you not. Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at July 28, 2013 10:47 PM (Gmg3+) And this is how the state got the power to take people's children away from them. First time she found out he was breaking into houses she should have whupped his ass in front of his thug friends and then given him a permanent home by dark curfew. Just my humble opinion.

Posted by: BornLib at July 29, 2013 12:44 AM (zpNwC)

641 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 04:43 AM (qyfb5) Dang! bro ... What happened the first time?

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 12:45 AM (Wk9TK)

642 harpy rule ---


If you can't recognize your own racism in statements that lump "white people" together into some accusation or complaint, why should anyone waste their time in a conversation with someone as obtuse as you?

Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 12:46 AM (PlzOe)

643 What happened the first time? Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 04:45 AM (Wk9TK) Well, no superpowers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 12:48 AM (qyfb5)

644 All this talk of churches and temptation is so...alien to the culture surrounding me here in SF. For a point of comparison of what relationship problems are like in a liberated progressive area, listen to this true tale of the love life of a close colleague of mine (for real, except names have been changed): Jeff considers himself "polyamorous" -- screws both men and women, no strings attached as a matter of principle, no emotional commitment allowed in his community. Except...once he tasted the sweet charms of Diane (also poly), he only wanted to be with her and no one else -- polyamory suddenly seemed unnecessary and frankly disgusting. So he proposed marriage to Diane and she accepted -- on the condition that she continue to be polyamorous after the wedding, if she so chose. He agreed, thinking he could tame her. After six months of apparently fidelity, Diane started sleeping with a couple -- a fey-ish lanky guy who nonetheless was married to a morbidly obese bitch. When Jeff asked Diane why she was having sex with this completely repulsive woman, Diane confessed that it was simply to gain access to the fey guy, with whom she had become infatuated. Jeff tried to suppress his nascent feelings of resentment and jealousy, which are taboo in the poly community. The fey guy eventually informed Diane that he did not reciprocate her feelings for him -- in fact, he finally had admitted to himself that he wasn't really bisexual and polyamorous -- he was just gay and living in denial. Diane, crushed, rebounded into the arms not of her husband Jeff but instead into the arms of Lucy, the smokin'est hottest lipstick lesbian anyone had seen in these parts in a long time. Jeff's jealously boiled over at this point and he started getting in yelling fights with Diane. So Diane just dumped him after 18 months of marriage and also declared she was through with polyamory, and moved in with Lucy. After a few months of simmering, Jeff wanted to settle down with the most boring, traditional mate he could possibly find, and so hooked up with Marlene, an extremely humorless older woman who was grateful to have a younger man, and who became obsessively devoted to him. This state of affairs lasted for three years until one day Diane just walked in to Jeff and Marlene's house, grabbed him by the collar and said "I want you back. End of discussion. You are mine." Jeff, who had grown weary of his nearly sexless relationship with Marlene, decided to go along with Diane's change of heart, after learning that Lucy had kicked Diane out. Marlene, devastated, then attempted suicide, but it was a half-hearted attempt and she survived. Diane and Jeff are back together, but on new terms -- she is the master, and he is the slave, not just as a bedroom fantasy, but 24 hours a day. Jeff, still smitten with Diane, consented, just to be with her again under any circumstances. He even wears a dog collar to work. That was how things stood at the last update I heard. (I glossed over a lot of details, but you get the idea. The gist of the story of 100% true.) I could tell similar stories about half my friends and colleagues. In this postmodern milieu, there is simply no concept of stability, morality, tradition, whatever you want to call it. Just one big sloppy sticky mess. Kind of puts the "I fantasize about a guy at my church" thing in perspective.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2013 12:49 AM (+cx5n)

645 One good thing I found in the storage is a promotional item for Shenmue II on the Xbox, a backpack with the game title logo. This is timely since I need a backpack to carry stuff with the new bike. It's a bit on the small side but it was free. IIRC, Microsoft originally sent it to Chaos Manor and it fell into my hands during one of the purges of excess debris from the house. "Matter is the enemy!" is the battle cry coined by one of his younger sons.

It's kind of sad how they screwed up selling that game. The first in the series was on the Sega Dreamcast and ended on a cliff hanger. Thus anyone who never had a Dreamcast and the first game had little incentive to pick up the sequel. They should have done an enhanced port of the first game and packaged it together with the second, which would have attracted some interest in Japan and been accessible to newcomers in the rest of the world.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 12:50 AM (kcfmt)

646 On a completely different note, the BH and I have been doing hikes in the local county parks -- typically hilly and forested. While on the trails, you keep meeting people -- and there are all sorts of reactions, from grunts and nods to "how's it goin', eh? [for the Strange Brew fans]".



I've settled on "Beautiful day!" It just seems appropriate when everyone in a park has driven half an hour to get there, is walking through a forest smelling the trees and the earth, watching the birds, and listening for wildlife. People generally respond with "yes, it is" or just smile. Wouldn't work in a parking lot or mall, but it's the best greeting I've found so far.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 12:50 AM (T1005)

647 Kind of puts the "I fantasize about a guy at my church" thing in perspective. Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2013 04:49 AM (+cx5n) Well, thanks for making me feel better about the prospect of living the rest of my life alone. I guess.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 12:52 AM (qyfb5)

648 The arguments against the way white people are forced to talk about race (or shut up about race) are logical and rational. The "shut up you white racist!!" side is basically about demonization, straw men and who owns the megaphone. The problem here with objecting to anti-white rules on how to have a conversation about race is that Ace also believes in and enforces such rules. And again I note that "racism" is a bad word because it is inherently and specifically directed against whites. The proof is the matching compound word "reverse racism". If "racism" was neutral that compound would make no sense. But it's in fairly common use and well-understood because everyone understands that "racist" and "racism" are words for pinning blame on whites. Anyone can understand that argument, and others like it. That's why the "anti-racists" resort to raving about straw-men and other schoolyard bully tactics.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at July 29, 2013 12:53 AM (hZKDR)

649

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 04:13 AM (kcfmt)

 

Happy Birthday epobirs!!!

Posted by: richgmu at July 29, 2013 01:00 AM (KHiTY)

650 Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2013 04:49 AM (+cx5n)



Then, again, maybe I should still GTFO if I win the lottery.....




I'm in Silicon Valley -- when I first moved here, my next-door neighbor was living as a woman though born a man, in an occasional submissive relationship with a dominant woman whose husband had taken to spending excess time in a zen dojo. Amazingly enough, I met the BH because my neighbor's wiccan group included a woman who worked near me in the same building as the BH, and we'd meet up for lunch. Really. This stuff actually happens, and people deal with it like it's normal.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 01:00 AM (T1005)

651 "thanks for making me feel better about the prospect of living the rest of my life alone. Posted by: Merovign" Just think of all the venereal diseases you're not going to get. Morality aside, I oftimes just shudder at the thought of all those germs sloshing around in all those mucus membranes, one big citywide hot tub of infectiousness.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2013 01:04 AM (+cx5n)

652 To each their own ... said the old woman as she kissed her cow.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:05 AM (Wk9TK)

653 Just think of all the venereal diseases you're not going to get. Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2013 05:04 AM (+cx5n) Talk about your cold comforts!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:05 AM (qyfb5)

654 Just think of all the venereal diseases you're not going to get. Morality aside, I oftimes just shudder at the thought of all those germs sloshing around in all those mucus membranes, one big citywide hot tub of infectiousness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEkZxaoebvk I got it from Agnes, Tom Lehrer ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:07 AM (Wk9TK)

655 I think if any of us win we have to allocate a good chunk to buying Ace a decent forum system. Under the circumstances it will be a trivial sum but I think it falls under giving back tot he community.

I think I'd also spend a certain amount on taking out full page ads in major newspapers, discussing the details of important stories the newspaper itself neglected to include.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 01:07 AM (kcfmt)

656 I will start a charity to offer free headlight alignment adjustment. Because manufacturers and auto shops could not adjust a headlight properly if you put a gun to their head. Part of the reason I've had a migraine for hours and haven't been thinking too clearly. For example, I have the strange feeling I've overshared *slightly* on the subject of relationships.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:09 AM (qyfb5)

657 good grief zombie and cthulhu.  the lives of others.

Posted by: richgmu at July 29, 2013 01:10 AM (KHiTY)

658 And I'd take out billboards reminding people of which journalists were part of Journolist. But mostly I'd take care of my family. And the gold diggers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:10 AM (qyfb5)

659 I think I'd also spend a certain amount on taking out full page ads in major newspapers, discussing the details of important stories the newspaper itself neglected to include. I am thinking of a citizens initiative that would make unacknowledged interview editing illegal. So, e.g. you can play / broadcast any part of the Zimmerman 911 call that you want, but when you skip the part where the dispatcher says ' What does he look like?' you would have to broadcast visually or announce, "15 seconds, skipped". myself, don't read newspapers ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:11 AM (Wk9TK)

660 hummmm...fixed

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 01:11 AM (KHiTY)

661 viaduct????

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:12 AM (Wk9TK)

662 viagoose?

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:12 AM (Wk9TK)

663 Vy not a duct?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:13 AM (qyfb5)

664 duck, duck, goose ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:13 AM (Wk9TK)

665 Neighbor of the beast?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:13 AM (qyfb5)

666 I put duct tape on a duck once ... It didn't end well, that's why!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:13 AM (Wk9TK)

667 Come on, cooth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:14 AM (qyfb5)

668 Heh.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:14 AM (qyfb5)

669 Ha!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:14 AM (Wk9TK)

670 Laughing past the Beast, I see ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:15 AM (Wk9TK)

671 The beast is kind of irrelevant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:16 AM (qyfb5)

672 If you can't recognize your own racism in statements that lump "white people" together into some accusation or complaint, why should anyone waste their time in a conversation with someone as obtuse as you? Exactly. The Far Side cartoon about feigning death until clueless guests realize it's time to leave is appropriate here ... but perhaps Paterico had a good time until banning ... He's heart broken about it, as you can see ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:18 AM (Wk9TK)

673 The beast is kind of irrelevant. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 05:16 AM (qyfb5) Nay, Verily ... Start finding storage for all the souls headed your way ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 01:19 AM (Wk9TK)

674 650 "thanks for making me feel better about the prospect of living the rest of my life alone.
Posted by: Merovign"

Just think of all the venereal diseases you're not going to get. Morality aside, I oftimes just shudder at the thought of all those germs sloshing around in all those mucus membranes, one big citywide hot tub of infectiousness.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2013 05:04 AM (+cx5n)



It's not just venereal diseases. Tom Wolfe had a great bit in "The Great Relearning" [http://www.unz.org/Pub/AmSpectator-1987dec-00014?View=PDFPages]: "At the Haight-Ashbury Free Clinic there were doctors who were treating diseases no living doctor had ever encountered before, diseases that had disappeared so long ago they had never even picked up Latin names, diseases such as the mange, the grunge, the itch, the twitch, the thrush, the scroff, the rot." It's a great piece that really illustrates the horror behind "start from zero."



Incidentally, I had a situation where I got conflicting "urgent care" diagnoses about what my doctor properly identified later as gout. A while later, we were talking about something and he came up with another straightforward (and probably accurate) diagnosis....so I composed a little something for my physical.......and laid it on him: "You're always talking about this basic stuff. Why don't you ever diagnose something official, like "Pasteurella pestis"; or with initials, like "MRSA"; or even in Latin, like "intracerebral haemorrhage" -- or is that all reserved for your better patients?" He stammered "but you wouldn't want any of those...." before he realized it was a put-on.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 01:20 AM (T1005)

675 #658

Perhaps media outlets should be required to make the full unedited interview available on their sites. Call it the Truthiness Requirement. Nothing held back from anyone who wants the full details.

The same should be done for court recordings. Consider that video on Conservative Treehouse of the cell phone analyst guy whose testimony the judge in the Zimmerman trial chose not to allow to be entered into evidence and thus made available to the jury, who were not there to see the testimony. The networks and newspapers completely ignored the testimony as well, even though they must have had as much access to it as the Treehouse guys.

I'm willing to bet a very small portion of the Justice for Trayvon types are aware of what was revealed by the contents of his cell phone. Some would refuse to acknowledge what it meant but a fair number would be shocked at the info or the fact that the family sought to selectively delete items from the phone that might reflect badly on Martin.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 01:21 AM (kcfmt)

676 666 Come on, cooth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 05:14 AM (qyfb5)



Too busy telling a story......which says something, I suppose.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 01:22 AM (T1005)

677

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 05:21 AM (kcfmt)

 

I'm sure the pr firm and Martin family lawyers knew pretty well they had to cover all that up.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 01:31 AM (KHiTY)

678 I find this whole thread racist. How can we ever move forward if we can't celebrate our differences? Well, except yours, which are founded on white privilege like the filthy racist you keep denying you are.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 01:32 AM (bS6uW)

679 Can you imagine how talentless Tara Reid would be if she didn't benefit from white privilege?

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 01:34 AM (bS6uW)

680 I think the Peruvian Morality Police are racist. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 01:40 AM (KHiTY)

681 652 I had that attitude once.  Turned out i needed to relearn that there are far worse things than being alone

Posted by: DAve at July 29, 2013 01:45 AM (albkL)

682 I think the Peruvian Morality Police are racist. Well, we disagree so of course we are. That EVE link in the sidebar is fucking awesome. So many nerds and so much wealth destroyed in one painfully slow evening of pointless gaming.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 01:46 AM (bS6uW)

683

pixy's reject message is annoying too.

 

hipster traps...

http://tinyurl.com/kt8o4c7

what will they think up of next?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 01:47 AM (KHiTY)

684 Can you imagine how talentless Tara Reid would be if she didn't benefit from white privilege? Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 05:34 AM (bS6uW) Mu. Your question depends on the false premise that Tara Reid could have less talent than she does, therefore it cannot properly be answered.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 01:47 AM (qyfb5)

685 There's no way to deny it: whenever I start thinking about Hillary Clinton, the mental image I conjure up is always Diane Lane.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 01:51 AM (bS6uW)

686

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 05:51 AM (bS6uW)

 

that's some foul shit right there. 

 

and yeah me! moving day. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 01:54 AM (KHiTY)

687 Ugh ... moving sucks. Good luck, and try to focus on the beer waiting for you at the end.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 01:56 AM (bS6uW)

688 I've just realized that I misused my donuts in EA's insidious Simpsons:Tapped Out game.

It's a variation of SimCity, where you must restore the town Springfield after Homer wipes it out accidentally. The way they monetize the free game is by letting you use real money to buy virtual donuts that can be used in place of cash and more importantly are the only means to acquire certain unique items in the game, such as Hank Scorpio and his volcano lair.

The game gives you donuts every once in a while, when you complete a level and a few other occasions. These donuts don't amount to much when it takes dozens or even hundreds to buy the coolest stuff. But some of the cheap items have special qualities. For instance, the park bench variant with the coat resting on the back slats serve not only decorative value, just like the plain park bench that sells for straight cash within the game and is very inexpensive, it also adds .25% to the money and XP generated by properties on timed cycles and characters when they complete an assigned job, like shopping at the Kwikee Mart.

Failing to note this, I'd used up most of my donuts so far on accelerating events for a quick payoff. Very wasteful. If I'd applied them solely to decorative items with bonuses I could have enhanced my cash and XP acquisition rate by at least 5% by now.

Sigh. I don't know if it's just because I've had too much time on my hands lately or the game is that insidious.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 01:58 AM (kcfmt)

689 Back in the day, there were at least two pagan/wiccan groups around -- "South Bay Circles" and "Bay Area Pagan Assemblies".....one of them even had an "Adopt-a-Highway" sign -- IIRC, I think it was BAPA, on 880 near Fremont.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:02 AM (T1005)

690 Sigh. I don't know if it's just because I've had too much time on my hands lately or the game is that insidious. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 05:58 AM (kcfmt) I keep trying to find a way to apply the insidious and addictive nature of MMOs to politics, but A) I haven't resolved obvious problems and B) If I did figure out anything new, the Dems would implement it and the GOPers would wander around in a haze saying "Well, garsh, how did that happen!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:03 AM (qyfb5)

691 I thought they were being very kind when they cast Emma Thompson to play a Hillary analog in Primary Colors. But Diane Lane? Is she trying to one-up Charlize Theron's portrayal of serial killer Aileen Wournos?

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:03 AM (kcfmt)

692 Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 05:58 AM (kcfmt) That sounds like more fun than Eve. For instance, the park bench variant with the coat resting on the back slats serve not only decorative value, just like the plain park bench that sells for straight cash within the game and is very inexpensive, it also adds .25% to the money and XP generated by properties on timed cycles and characters when they complete an assigned job, like shopping at the Kwikee Mart. I would say that's less than obvious. Maybe you're being too hard on yourself.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:03 AM (bS6uW)

693 I should get myself a pagan girl. Except she'd probably be all runabout and anti-cis-gendery and stuff.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:05 AM (qyfb5)

694 I think Jenée Desmond-Harris should play Melissa Harris-Perry in that new movie, Night time in Peruvia: The Re-Birth of MSNBC as a Font of Critical Thinking

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:08 AM (bS6uW)

695 692 I should get myself a pagan girl.

Except she'd probably be all runabout and anti-cis-gendery and stuff.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 06:05 AM (qyfb5)




Who knows -- if you start having lunch with one, you might end up with someone more normal who is new in town.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:10 AM (T1005)

696 I should get myself a pagan girl. Except she'd probably be all runabout and anti-cis-gendery and stuff. Though studies show there is a 24% better chance of getting anal.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:10 AM (bS6uW)

697 Who knows -- if you start having lunch with one, you might end up with someone more normal who is new in town. Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 06:10 AM (T1005) I talk a decent game, but I really don't understand people at all. I think that's the largest part of the problem. Also the not going places or doing things that most people do. Doesn't help. Introverts need clubs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:13 AM (qyfb5)

698 Mind you, if there were an introvert club, imagine how empty the meetings would be.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:14 AM (qyfb5)

699 The online college revolution is coming: http://tinyurl.com/mmu5jdp Because real degrees aren't useless enough.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:14 AM (bS6uW)

700 697 Mind you, if there were an introvert club, imagine how empty the meetings would be.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2013 06:14 AM (qyfb5)



Back when I was in school, we had introvert clubs. Mind you, they were called something else......

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:17 AM (T1005)

701 I talk a decent game, but I really don't understand people at all. I think that's the largest part of the problem. Also the not going places or doing things that most people do. Doesn't help. I don't know about that, the online handle incorporating a Star Wars reference is pretty compelling. Maybe you just haven't met the right pagan yet.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:18 AM (bS6uW)

702 #691

Unfortunately, it's very obvious. The information is all right there out in the open. .25% may seem like a tiny, tiny enhancement but it really adds up if you do the math and realize how far ahead it puts you on getting cash to do more stuff.

I wonder how EA is doing on the donut sales. The game lets you buy as few as 60 or as many as 2400. I haven't checked all of the prices but the value gets better for larger quantities. For example, you get 60 for $4.99, 132 for $9.99 and 300 for $19.99.

A donut here and a donut there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:18 AM (kcfmt)

703 #700

Not just a Star Wars reference but also a Matrix reference for extra hybrid character points.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:20 AM (kcfmt)

704 Not just a Star Wars reference but also a Matrix reference for extra hybrid character points. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:20 AM (kcfmt) Nope, had that nick since about 91, Matrix came out in 99. People think that a lot, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:22 AM (qyfb5)

705 A donut here and a donut there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:18 AM (kcfmt) That's the business model!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:24 AM (qyfb5)

706 A donut here and a donut there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money. For some reason my wife plays Candy Crush Saga so I am familiar with this phenomenon. She spent $60 last month breaking jellies out of cages, turning some kinds of candies into other more productive candies, and hammering chocolates out of existence, all while swearing at a small glowing rectangle made by Apple. I fail to see the attraction but it keeps her home at night so it's all good.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:24 AM (bS6uW)

707 LASFS, the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society, is something of an outgoing introverts club.

When trying to explain to people, I'd say, remember the old Kaufman joke about not joining any club that would have me as a member? Well, LASFS is that club.


Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:24 AM (kcfmt)

708 701 #691

Unfortunately, it's very obvious. The information is all right there out in the open. .25% may seem like a tiny, tiny enhancement but it really adds up if you do the math and realize how far ahead it puts you on getting cash to do more stuff.

I wonder how EA is doing on the donut sales. The game lets you buy as few as 60 or as many as 2400. I haven't checked all of the prices but the value gets better for larger quantities. For example, you get 60 for $4.99, 132 for $9.99 and 300 for $19.99.

A donut here and a donut there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:18 AM (kcfmt)



Sounds like you should get as many as it takes for the price per to get to zero......

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:26 AM (T1005)

709 Our version of an introvert's club is the local astronomical observatory. It's cool, dark and quiet, and people speak in hushed tones about scientific minutia. They won't give up anal like a pagan girl but it's a start.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:27 AM (bS6uW)

710 Sounds like you should get as many as it takes for the price per to get to zero...... Precisely what the Mrs. learned playing Candy Crush. There's no half in with these people, so spend what you need to spend or beat your head against the wall. Plus, I'd like to see a 2400 pack of donuts.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 02:30 AM (bS6uW)

711 #703

So you were ahead of the curve. It isn't like the Wachowskis invented the name.

I used to go by the name Nathan Brazil online. In fact, my first personal email address not tied to a specific company's service was nbrazil@ix.netcom.com. But I first adopted it as a handle for BBS use when I got my first modem back in 1982.

A surprising number of people asked me if I was a friend of Jack Chalker and whether he'd named the character after me. Yes, I'd explain, many authors are part of a cult revolving around time machine use to steal ideas from the future. Like Shakespeare mining West Side Story for his pale shadow imitation Romeo and Juliet.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:31 AM (kcfmt)

712 708 Our version of an introvert's club is the local astronomical observatory. It's cool, dark and quiet, and people speak in hushed tones about scientific minutia. They won't give up anal like a pagan girl but it's a start.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police at July 29, 2013 06:27 AM (bS6uW)



Y'know, this whole thing about pagan flexibility is overrated. Sure, she's 24% more likely to provide anal, but it's 12% more likely that's all she's got -- 'cause the other innie is an outie. Sure, she's 68% more likely to do a threesome.....but 42% of the time it's with an extra guy.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:33 AM (T1005)

713 Yes, I'd explain, many authors are part of a cult revolving around time machine use to steal ideas from the future. Like Shakespeare mining West Side Story for his pale shadow imitation Romeo and Juliet. LOL !

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police Legislating from the Distant Future at July 29, 2013 02:34 AM (bS6uW)

714 In fact, my first personal email address not tied to a specific company's service was nbrazil@ix.netcom.com. But I first adopted it as a handle for BBS use when I got my first modem back in 1982. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:31 AM (kcfmt) Ha! I was with them when they folded. The entire complex I lived in went dark and no one knew why for a week. When the local ISP moved in, they hooked up in parallel, but before they finished the old router had found their connection and started serving to the old customers again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:35 AM (qyfb5)

715 Sure, she's 24% more likely to provide anal, but it's 12% more likely that's all she's got -- 'cause the other innie is an outie. Sure, she's 68% more likely to do a threesome.....but 42% of the time it's with an extra guy. Ain't that the truth ...

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police Legislating from the Distant Future at July 29, 2013 02:37 AM (bS6uW)

716 Apparently, the same code, running on different machines, can produce different outputs due to accumulation of differing round-off errors. The handling of floating-point numbers in computing is a field in its own right.

NONE of the climate model code I've examined (about a dozen models) respects any of the 754 features and behaviors.  It ALL took whatever the compiler defaults were setup by the standard runtime library startup code. 

Hence, default rounding could be up/down/chop/nearest as the RTL chose.

I've NEVER seen any code to handle denormal situations or loss of precision interrupts.  All the code ran with masked responses (typical RTL startup code default) meaning things SILENTLY flush to zero, become infinity, etc.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 02:39 AM (S3yfV)

717

Today is national chicken wing day.

 

And it was Groucho Marx who said the club joining joke first.

Posted by: Invictus at July 29, 2013 02:39 AM (OQpzc)

718 The 'Boatload of 2400 Donuts' goes for an amazing $99.99. So the best you can do is a bit over 4 cents per donut. But then you can get all of the really good stuff, like the eternal tire fire, Krustylu Studios (which also gives you Sideshow Mel), and lots more.

A very annoying aspect is that you cannot find out the price for a quantity of donuts without initiating a purchase. To avoid completing the purchase you have to tap outside the transaction dialogue and generate and error. It kicks you back into the game with the message "Ay Caramba! Some might have gone wrong with your purchase!"

I need to check with Google Play to make sure nothing actually got billed. Because I am not buying any damn donuts. Absolutely not. Ain't gonna happen. No way. Uh-uh, no sirree.

At least not yet.


Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:39 AM (kcfmt)

719 Oh, man! Leathers has been busy giving interviews. She's all over the Daily Mail shooting her fat mouth off.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 29, 2013 02:40 AM (tCBZk)

720 Time to take my leave of all you scalawags and reprobates.....and the rest of you, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 02:41 AM (T1005)

721 #716

Groucho used it but George Kaufman wrote it, as he did a lot of Marx Brothers material.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:41 AM (kcfmt)

722 I am not buying any damn donuts. Absolutely not. Ain't gonna happen. No way. Uh-uh, no sirree. I look forward to seeing what you spend them on.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police Legislating from the Distant Future at July 29, 2013 02:42 AM (bS6uW)

723 At least not yet. Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:39 AM (kcfmt) I never pay money for MMO stuff. It's just an endless cycle. I have bought a few game DLCs but I'm kind of sick of that endless cycle, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:43 AM (qyfb5)

724 I thought you meant Andy Kaufman. Never mind.

Posted by: Invictus at July 29, 2013 02:45 AM (OQpzc)

725 Now that the severe pain is starting to subside and the last batch of medicine is wearing off, I look up, and... ... yeah, over-sharing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 02:45 AM (qyfb5)

726 She's got a tat on her ring finger that she wants removed for some reason. A tat on the inside of her left wrist. Two tats on the inside of her upper left arm. One big ass ugly tat on the back of her upper left arm. One giant cum stain tat that covers her back. A stud in the area below her nose on her left side. A stud inside her left ear. The woman hates the left side of her body and still thinks she can model.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 29, 2013 02:48 AM (tCBZk)

727 ... yeah, over-sharing That's really the best thing about the ONT ... if you don't get here until 5 AM you could never reconstruct what happened previously (nor should you try), and you'll come away thinking that the whole thread was about pagan girls giving up anal, whether you should buy donuts to spend them on eternal tire fores, and Purp's permanently perplexing programming posts.

Posted by: The Peruvian Morality Police Legislating from the Distant Future at July 29, 2013 02:49 AM (bS6uW)

728 Holy crap...ya fall asleep for a couple hours, and ya miss a lot. Well, I will address what I can. I really, really like the church. And, more than that, I really, really like the priest. And, if you are rural like me, and Catholic like me, you know that Catholic churches are dropping like flies. The one where I go now is 15 minutes away. The next closest would be about a half an hour drive. I know for people in cities, that seems like small potatoes...but for me, it's a haul. Besides that, I have been going there for years and so has he. My "compulsion" as someone called it, has only been recent. Next, someone said to not be THAT woman. How am I being THAT woman? I am not DOING anything or pursuing anything. Other than the occasional bat of the eyelashes and smile, my dealings with him are brief. But, I cannot claim to be completely innocent in this, as if HE came on to ME, I don't know that I would be able to decline his advances. So, does that make me just as guilty, knowing that I wouldn't say no, as the actual act itself? Ugh, I was just hoping you guys would tell me 60 year old men are stinky, hairy, terrible in bed, or something else that would shock my psyche into thinking ew. Although knowing he is the same age as your father, and that doesn't do it, I'm not sure what will.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 02:50 AM (2vuT6)

729 Netcom didn't fold so much as get eaten by Mindspring and in turn by Earthlink.

I still have two machines with the Netcruiser app on them. The first was my first laptop (and really the first Wintel PC I owned), an NEC Versa 486SX running Win3.11. Netcruiser had the big advantage of having its own TCP/IP stack built-in and thus was a lot easier to get going than most other straight internet choices back then.

The other machine is a Toshiba Libretto, an incredibly tiny Win95 machine running a Pentium 75. Most people who saw me using it thought it was a largish PDA. Toshiba originally sent it to Jerry Pournelle but he quickly gave up trying to use it. I got custody of it and quickly became very attached. Had Office 97, Netcruiser and little else on its little drive. It was the item that lead me to create the Cold Dead Fingers Award, as in toshiba can have it back when they pry it from my...

Toshiba found this greatly amusing when Jerry told them this and even used that paragraph from the column in some of their ads in Japan.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 02:57 AM (kcfmt)

730 #722

DLC is one reason I hold out for the Game of the Year Edition or equivalent. I think I already mentioned how I was stuck having to find something for $55 or more at TRU or lose the value completely when I returned the bicycle I got there. After some soul searching I got the Skyrim Legendary Edition with all of the bug patches and DLC included. I normally would have held out for it to get a big mark down or appear in the Best Buy Deal of the Day.

On digital stuff I always hold out for the sales, both for the game and the DLC. No rush. My backlog will hold me for years, so under normal circumstance there isn't much temptation to pay full price for anything of a gaming nature. I still manage to spend far more than I should.

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 03:04 AM (kcfmt)

731 Oh for crying out loud. Now I have to go by there tomorrow and see if I can shake some store credit out of them.

http://tinyurl.com/kzbj8tv

Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 03:07 AM (kcfmt)

732 Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 29, 2013 06:50 AM (2vuT6) None of us understand you, because you are a woman and you speak an alien language disguised as human words. So we can't really help. As I stated in my absurd hypothetical, you asked an open question, we answered literally, it didn't make any difference, and here we are back at the beginning, the situation having remained entirely unchanged. This is probably *actually* why I am alone. That kind of thing drives me out of my freaking gourd.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 03:07 AM (qyfb5)

733 It's the Mars/Venus thing in spades. We tried to set an answer to a problem because that was what seemed to be asked, the "answer" was irrelevant, an affirmation was actually being requested in The Secret Language That Men Dare Not Understand, because it's not actually part of the question. Thus begin about 90% of marital disputes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 29, 2013 03:35 AM (qyfb5)

734 130? ...6. I'm at the point where I no longer care Posted by: kbdabear Me, too....

Posted by: Flyover Country at July 29, 2013 03:53 AM (ULH4o)

735 Tickled Pink -

Have you heard the term "hypergamy"? Because you're experiencing a full-on, absolutely <i>classic</i> case of hypergamy right now. Your hindbrain, which does not care about morality in any way, is telling you "that guy would make a great father for my kids", and the rest of your body is reacting accordingly. If he were available, this would be a good thing... but he's not.

What you're trying to do right now is to stop being attracted to him. It won't work. Let me say that again: IT WON'T WORK. The hindbrain does not listen to reason, or morality, or anything else. The hindbrain has its own agenda, and you cannot change its mind.

You have only two choices. One, continue where you are, where you will eventually give in to temptation and ruin a perfectly happy marriage. Don't kid yourself that you wouldn't do it if the opportunity arose. You already know that you probably WOULD -- you've said yourself that you don't know if you'd be able to resist the temptation. And that's when you're NOT confronted with the possibility; actual temptation is always stronger than temptation contemplated in the mind alone. If he made a pass at you, you'd be so caught up in the rush of endorphins that you would accept; I guarantee it.

Your other choice is the only good choice open to you: run away from the situation. If you can, leave the parish and find another one to attend. If you're not willing to do that, then you must, I repeat, MUST take active steps to cut that temptation off. One of the best things you can do, if you don't actually want to commit adultery with this man, is to <i>talk to his wife</i>. Take her aside after church one day and confess to her that you're developing a crush on her husband, and you don't intend to do anything about it but you don't trust yourself not to if the occasion should arise. Trust me, she will be <i>highly</i> motivated to help make sure the occasion never arises.

Those are your only two real options. You will NOT be able to make the attraction go away by using reason. Your only two options are to commit adultery (let's face up to what it would really be), or to take active steps RIGHT NOW to put the temptation permanently out of reach. Leaving the parish or else confessing your temptation to the man's wife are the best way to do that.

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai's watermelon at July 29, 2013 04:27 AM (29MvT)

736 I've heard about this story, the 2 am shooting of the fence-jumping kid.  It's been listed as "attempted second-degree murder," as the kid has not yet died, as far as I know.
 
That area, the Faubourg Marigny, is the section of town just downriver from the French Quarter.  We've been hearing a lot about attacks, robberies, and shootings by "black males" in that area, especially since so many whites are attempting to gentrify it.  I say, why move to an area where you as good a chance of being shot as you do ruining your car's suspension in a pothole -- and you have nearly a 90% chance of that?  The rents are cheaper than in the Quarter, though they're still insane.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 29, 2013 06:09 AM (BDU/a)

737 TP: Talk to your priest. You really have only two viable options: leave the church and attend a new parish or bury the feelings. Unless his wife passes away you are out of options. I do not want you doing anything you will regret later. This does not mean you have to quit your parish, just drive the extra time to the next closest one to check it out.now and then; consider it an adventure. Besides he probably has more hair on his back than a grizzly bear.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 29, 2013 10:09 AM (RXQ2T)

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