July 29, 2013
— Maetenloch
More on Ms. Magazine Does Guns
In which Heidi Yewman who intensely fears and dislikes guns buys a 9mm Glock and carries it around for a month just to see what it's like. With a completely open mind and everything despite being a board member of the Brady Campaign. Swearsies.
And you'll be shocked, shocked to discover that after four weeks she found it scary, dangerous, and all together icky. So of course we need more gun control. Because the children. And the middle class.
Tony told me a Glock doesn't have an external safety feature, so when I got home and opened the box and saw the magazine in the gun I freaked. I was too scared to try and eject it as thoughts flooded my mind of me accidentally shooting the gun and a bullet hitting my son in the house or rupturing the gas tank of my car, followed by an earth-shaking explosion. This was the first time my hands shook from the adrenaline surge and the first time I questioned the wisdom of this 30-day experiment.I needed help. I drove to where a police officer had pulled over another driver. Now, writing this, I realize that rolling up on an on-duty cop with a handgun in tow might not have been fully thought through.
I told him I just bought a gun, had no clue how to use it. I asked him to make sure there were no bullets in the magazine or chamber. He took the magazine out and cleared the chamber. He assured me it was empty and showed me how to look. Then he told me how great the gun was and how he had one just like it.
The cop thought I was an idiot and suggested I take a class. But up to that point I'd done nothing wrong, nothing illegal.
Because apparently the law is expected to limit every possible foolishness and bad judgment a person could ever make.
And of course she found the gun dangerous - mostly because she refused to learn anything about the weapon and also because she did willfully dumb and dangerous things like this:
I played two tennis matches with the gun in my backpack next to the court, and I went to three parties in homes where children played just feet from the pile of guests' jackets and purses, including mine with the gun inside.
I put my purse on the counter and then spent the next hour out on the back deck. Walking into the kitchen to refresh our drinks, I noticed my purse with the 9mm Glock still inside it. I'd forgotten to lock it up! Panic set in as I realized my teen son was playing videogames just 10 feet away. What if he'd decided to get the socks I'd bought him from my purse while I was out on the deck?
Also it's quite possible her gun was possessed since it seemed to emanate brain rays that constantly put the idea of pointing the gun at random people into her head. A competent gunsmith/priest could probably fix that.
Bottom line: Heidi Yewman has no business owning or using a gun. Or a car or anything heavy or sharp or electrically powered. And no pets or children either. Smaller spider plants might be okay though.
And she has quite a future in fiction.Also NYPD: No Guns For You, No Help From Us
Gelman stabbed Joseph Lozito in the face, neck, hands and head on an uptown 3 train in February 2011, after fatally stabbing four people and injuring three others in a 28-hour period. Lozito, a father of two and an avid martial arts fan, was able to tackle Gelman and hold him down, and Gelman was eventually arrested by the transit officers. Lozito sued the city, arguing that the police officers had locked themselves in the conductor's car and failed to come to his aid in time.
The city, meanwhile, claimed that the NYPD had no "special duty" to intervene at the time, and that they were in the motorman's car because they believed Gelman had a gun.
Why Democratic Women Stick By Their Creeps
Because it's really about power, groups, and Fen's Law.
However, modern liberalism usually defines the world in terms of groups and group rights. The rights of the individual are much less important (see how often the Left criticizes our society as too individualistic or "go it alone") and their vision of a wise redistribution of money, power, authority, rights, etc. often requires the correct person or group to be in charge. Having the Left's preferred people in charge is, in fact, the preeminent value on the Left, and any other "rule" can be broken in its name - i.e., it's okay to serve on corporate boards and make lots of money, as long as you donate to the party, etc.
In short, the rights of a female employee of San Diego Mayor Bob Filner don't amount to that much in the minds of a lot of San Diego Democrats, compared to the need to keep Filner in charge so he can enact their preferred policies.
In Soviet Detroit Police Rob You
'Most Small Business Owners are Dumb as Hell'
Most small business owners are naive and start things they think will be "fun." There was no limit to the number of sports bars, trinket shops, horse hobby farms, music studios, and restaurants I had to deal with working as a credit analyst. NONE of them were profitable. NONE of them were feasible. It was just some moron who foolishly cashed in their 401k to "pursue a dream" and start a company they thought would be fun. Of course "fun" things are usually oversupplied to the market and the profit margins just aren't there.
Another reason for the spectacular failure of small businesses is their owners truly and honestly believe accounting is optional. That's the "hard stuff" and they literally have no idea how much they're making or losing. All one has to do is watch Restaurant Impossible where the host invariably asks the bloated sows about their "P&L" and they don't even know what that is. Again, these are lazy, dumb people who started the business for "fun." Not profit. And since accounting isn't "fun" they don't do it.
All of them believing that by understanding the technical work of the business they are immediately and eminently qualified to run a business that does that kind of work. And it's simply not true!
Alternative View: Entrepreneurship is Supposed to be Hard And the term 'Craigslist Penis Effect' is definitely worth stealing.
Sure your a pedant, but how good of a spelling nazi are you really? Take the test and findout.
Five long running soap operas have been cancelled in as many years but since they're cheap and popular the web may be their salvation.
TV has gotten more sophisticated since daytime was popular, and we have gotten more sophisticated in our viewing habits, but deep concern for fictitious human beings is still a major part of the TV-watching experience. This is another thing that soap operas bequeathed us: intimate, long-term relationships with make-believe people. We may mock the soap-opera watcher for her bad taste, but we and our good taste spend an awful lot of time dissecting the psychology of Omar Little, imagining Carrie Mathison's future, obsessing about Don Draper's past. Soap operas remind me that I'm lucky TV has gotten better-not because I wouldn't have watched and cared if it were bad, but because I would have watched and cared anyway. Lesser stories are still stories. In the heart of most snobs is also someone who just wants to know what happens next. I wish AMC and OLTL luck on their space flight.
If You Can't Do the Time, Don't Do the Poop
A man was sentenced to a week in jail for pooping in his pants in a courthouse. Well not so much the pooping as the befouling of the restroom afterwards.And what a mess. The poor maintenance worker who had to deal with it said that "seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces" while more was "smeared more than two feet up on the walls" and "on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl," according to the opinion.
The outrageously graphic 57-page court document, written by distinguished judges who sit one level below the U.S. Supreme Court, includes vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter. There are also photos of the bathroom where the crime took place, though mercifully after it had already been cleaned.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.
And my twitter thang.
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Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2013 05:36 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2013 05:40 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 05:40 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 29, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 05:41 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: C.J. Burch, New Black Panther and shit at July 29, 2013 05:42 PM (9bMee)
Uh, is that a test? Sure YOU'RE a pedant, not your.
Posted by: docweasel at July 29, 2013 05:42 PM (YPpzf)
That number will fall once they get a look at the goods.
Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2013 05:43 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville, maintaining a simulacrum of normality at July 29, 2013 05:43 PM (omBWL)
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Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 05:44 PM (T1005)
Posted by: EC at July 29, 2013 05:44 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2013 05:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 05:44 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: L, elle at July 29, 2013 05:44 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: EC at July 29, 2013 05:45 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2013 05:45 PM (2o9a+)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 05:45 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 05:46 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 29, 2013 05:46 PM (0It32)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 05:46 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2013 05:46 PM (GZXBQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2013 05:47 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 05:47 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2013 05:47 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 29, 2013 05:47 PM (GS2UG)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 05:48 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at July 29, 2013 05:48 PM (BTguA)
that is some weird shit right there, buddy . . . even for here.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2013 05:49 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 29, 2013 05:49 PM (BVTtz)
I think he was pointing out how a gun can be misused in public and a penis can be misused around small children. But we don't outlaw penises. Yet.
At least I hope that's what it meant. The alternatives are too disturbing.
Posted by: Fritz (Not Fritz) at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (U0t2o)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (2o9a+)
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Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (cOk23)
fuckin' a, Burch, if I had ever had a boyfriend like that, I would probably still be married to the fucker. well, maybe widowed, but still, it shows commitment, right?
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: EC at July 29, 2013 05:50 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 05:51 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2013 05:51 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2013 05:51 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 05:51 PM (9bMee)
Evening morons.
Maddie update: Briefly, she had to have a second surgery for another source of infection in her chest. However, she is acting more like herself daily, so her parents are reassured by that. Unfortunately she's going to be in the hospital for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 05:51 PM (sQ0LB)
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Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2013 05:52 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at July 29, 2013 05:52 PM (BTguA)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 09:47 PM (8lmkt)
It's very commonly spelled in creative ways -- but, seeing as it's supposed to be pronounced by interdimensional creatures in the first place, it really can only be approximated in any earthly alphabet. Lovecraft, himself, used "Kthulhut" sometimes.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 05:52 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 05:53 PM (yoh1c)
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Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 09:51 PM (sQ0LB)
Dammit, Crank!!! I mean, thank you so much for the update. My next door neighbor is just finishing up her pediatric ICU stuff and I was telling her about Maddie. God bless the docs who decide to spend their time with children who aren't having the childhood we all took for granted.
And, of course, Maddie is still first on the prayer list for this moron. God bless, buddy.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 05:55 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: Peaches
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We do. Semi regular.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 29, 2013 05:55 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: ET at July 29, 2013 05:55 PM (YpjaN)
Someday, son, all this DOOM will be yours.
And by someday, I mean mid-October, right after the fiscal year turns over.
Posted by: Captain Comic at July 29, 2013 05:55 PM (EUKQR)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 05:55 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 05:56 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at July 29, 2013 05:56 PM (u6lBN)
Dear moron herd,
I am a 60-ish year old member of a small congregation, some young-ish
pink girl wants to tickle my fancy. She keeps shootin' me the beav.
Would it be wrong to bring a camera to church, or would I be arrested for exposure ?
Please help me before I have to write to Penthouse forum.
Posted by: daddio at July 29, 2013 05:56 PM (mToSI)
A moment of silence, Morons. The NY Post reported today that Tara Reid has not, repeat NOT been included in the casting of 'Sharknado 2'.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 29, 2013 05:56 PM (GXFea)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 05:57 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 05:57 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 29, 2013 05:57 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:52 PM (T1005)
whoa, I never knew where your nic came from!! my younger sister was very into lovecraft. me, not so much. okay, not at all. still, i feel bad about missing any literary reference.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)
Andrea Fluffer, who is deathly allergic to peanuts, decides to buy some and carry them around in her purse for a month, just because, and OMG SHE ALMOST ATE ONE!!!
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: Socrateae at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (6uy7v)
Posted by: dwagyak at July 29, 2013 09:56 PM (GXFea)
saw that yesterday. do try to keep up, we're not as nuts as we would have you believe.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Walter at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (hl24d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 09:55 PM (RJOKC)
No idea. We get all kinds.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 05:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 05:59 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2013 05:59 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 06:00 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 06:00 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2013 06:00 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (uVpT5)
Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (M/TDA)
I've worked for large companies, where getting into management immediately renders you completely incompetent and unable to do even the simplest of required tasks. It's really, really horrible dealing with management, since they're useless. However, if you suck up, you'll get ahead, even if you're incompetent yourself.
I've also worked for successful small business, and I think they're just ... aces. If they're successful. You will get ahead if you are competent, not necessarily because you suck up.
I guess the key with small businesses is the word "successful."
Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (GS2UG)
that was chivalrous in an extreme rarely seen in these days, Burch, but please do not feed the troll on my behalf. it's kind of "welcome, peruvian cockholster" week, so i'm trying to stay turgid. since they are unable to experience turgidity . . . we shall do it for them and soar.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: thunderb at July 29, 2013 06:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: L, elle at July 29, 2013 06:02 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 06:02 PM (KiyII)
Sorry, Peaches, didn't know it was old news.
But you won't be able to sell me on the 'we're not so crazy' part. HAHAHA.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 29, 2013 06:03 PM (GXFea)
I'll bet Heidi Yewman puts pizza boxes in the oven to reheat leftover pizza.
She also sometimes eats the dessicant packages. "Loooook! Chiclets!!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2013 06:03 PM (BAS5M)
No. There's a link to the original site buried in the story (don't use the big-picture link at the top of the story). And it's easy BUT there are colour distractions and not just playing "beat the clock" against a timer so that makes it difficult.
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 29, 2013 06:03 PM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Heidi Yewman at July 29, 2013 06:03 PM (VrVBw)
Posted by: shibumi at July 29, 2013 06:03 PM (25HWz)
We're Not Mexicans and We Don't Try Harder, but Come Try Our Goats, They Are Sluggish From the Altitude?
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at July 29, 2013 06:04 PM (XvrTA)
Meh. No shortage of washed up bimbos where she came from. Specifically Wyckoff, New Jersey. Expand the picking tot he whole state and the casting call would be worthy of a movie in of itself.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:04 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:04 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2013 10:01 PM (M/TDA)
You saw a pic of the huma-weiner baby? Twitter????
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:05 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 06:05 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2013 06:05 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: BornLib at July 29, 2013 06:06 PM (xjhN8)
Posted by: awkward davies at July 29, 2013 06:06 PM (WK8VM)
And it should thank all the gods for that.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 29, 2013 06:06 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Vendette at July 29, 2013 06:07 PM (77l1L)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 29, 2013 06:07 PM (XvrTA)
I played two tennis matches with the gun in my backpack next to the court,>>
So she tells us outright she is why some people are to stupid to get a CCW.
Don't use dangerous tools without training first.
And if you have to leave it in a backpack (in an area situational awareness should tell you is safe) Use the fucking trunk in your car you dumb bitch.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 06:07 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:07 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2013 06:08 PM (fsLdt)
Brother In Law, who is a master plumber, is closing his shop up because he's finding out that even though he knows plumbing he doesn't know business. Sad, but that's the way it is. I told him he should take a college class in business management at the local community college and now he's telling me he wishes he had.
Evening roonz and roonettez! Here on break, but not for long. Darn this working for a living anyway, it gets in the way of my fun.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 29, 2013 06:09 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 29, 2013 06:09 PM (jucos)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 29, 2013 06:09 PM (hO8IJ)
I recall when I bought my Mossberg 12 gauge. Part of the tedious process of getting the damn thing out of the fucking required verifying serial numbers and whatnot at the cashier's counter. The angsty college student girl was ascared to touch the box let alone any of the actual gun. Mind you, it was not even assembled. The worst that could have happened is the barrel rolling of the counter and smashing her pinky toe.
This kind of irrational fear of firearms start young.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 29, 2013 06:09 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: EROWMER at July 29, 2013 06:10 PM (OONaw)
Posted by: lindafell at July 29, 2013 06:10 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 06:11 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 29, 2013 06:11 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:11 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 29, 2013 06:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 29, 2013 10:07 PM (XvrTA)
Oh, God love ya for that, buddy!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:13 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 06:13 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 29, 2013 06:14 PM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2013 06:14 PM (xvolr)
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 06:14 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 29, 2013 06:14 PM (d5cyY)
"Speaking of women sticking by a Weiner:
Poll: 78 Percent of Young Women Approve of Weiner
http://tinyurl.com/qgezj56
Granted, this is an Internet poll (a sugar daddy dating website), but I'll still submit that this number is still probably uncomfortably close to the truth. "
It sure didn't stop 'innocent' Sydney Leathers from adoring him. When I was in junior high all the little goofy girls thought Clinton was hot. Girls can't use any good judgment. Speaking of not using good judgment....since people are talking about Ms. Magazine and all I thought I'd see a lot of dudes talking about how they would have hit Ms. Magazine herself, Gloria Steinem.....you know the long hair and glasses.
Posted by: Mo the Girl at July 29, 2013 06:15 PM (dw7rB)
There was no limit to the number of sports bars, trinket shops, horse hobby farms, music studios...
Cupcake bakeries. Apparently the life long dream of every orthodontist's second wife.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2013 06:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: tobias danger engages in hyperbole at July 29, 2013 06:15 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:16 PM (CA2NO)
Prayers logged and registered, Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 29, 2013 10:14 PM (lq3Ak)
Hey, Slap!!! You do the best prayers of anyone I have ever seen in this world in my very long time here. I only hope that if I ever need them, I will be able to get a request to you. xoxoxo!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:16 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2013 10:15 PM (kdS6q)
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Heh. You mean they don't all make money?
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 29, 2013 06:16 PM (jucos)
Posted by: tobias danger engages in hyperbole at July 29, 2013 10:15 PM (QupBk)
And her lightweight staple guns. Damned thing nearly killed me once.
Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at July 29, 2013 06:17 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: @IHeartStatism at July 29, 2013 06:17 PM (rrtsa)
Posted by: holygoat at July 29, 2013 06:19 PM (HYFht)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 29, 2013 06:19 PM (BQ10H)
Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2013 06:19 PM (bWoh5)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2013 06:20 PM (hl24d)
Posted by: Heidi Yewman at July 29, 2013 10:03 PM (VrVBw)
She does, too! I'm living proof!
Posted by: Guy with loose shit in a courthouse at July 29, 2013 06:20 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 29, 2013 06:20 PM (jucos)
Posted by: frode at July 29, 2013 06:20 PM (lHAQ9)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:21 PM (CA2NO)
If you have never had the joy of a messed up junker that would drop the hammer if you looked at it cross-eyed then you don't have enough guns. Yes I fixed the 30 carbine that had that problem.
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 29, 2013 06:21 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: awkward davies at July 29, 2013 06:21 PM (WK8VM)
Gas in the truck
the truck
electricity for the office
the Office
Govt paperwork
Taxes
regulations
Fees on all kinds of shit
Making sure at least 8 hours of may day are full of paid time
parts
quotes that lead to nothing
customers that pay on time or ever
etc. etc.etc.
The people that can make a living with a small business are either workaholics or geniuses IMHO.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 06:23 PM (qo244)
Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2013 06:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: the age old question at July 29, 2013 06:23 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:23 PM (8lmkt)
That's funny cause dubya is my middle name. Walter!!!!
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at July 29, 2013 06:23 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 06:24 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 29, 2013 10:12 PM (e8kgV)
The libtards are all ecstatic about this, but it doesn't mean what they think it does. The whole eager search of God thing still prohibits the fornication.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 29, 2013 06:24 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Karusky at July 29, 2013 06:24 PM (bM5TF)
Off topic of what exactly?...Peruvia?
EC ordered 1000 rounds of 9mm from site u recommend. Much thanks.
Peaches, bought snap cap's for "Peaches" but Ms. G won't let me touch her after my last 'indiscretion', so I use them in my LCR.
hello all.
Posted by: Guido - proud father of a new Baby Glock26' at July 29, 2013 06:24 PM (A96MH)
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 29, 2013 06:24 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 06:24 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:25 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 06:25 PM (9bMee)
Back in the day, that used to be the source of a fair amount of shame. Not anymore.
Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 29, 2013 06:25 PM (uLzrM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2013 06:25 PM (hl24d)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 06:26 PM (3sZO1)
Thank you very much.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 29, 2013 10:21 PM (lq3Ak)
aaaaawwwwww, thank you so much, Slap. and, actually, just a little sidebar to your chat with the Lord would be awesome, it has been one fucked up, rode hard, put away wet kinda day. but, really, there's them who are far more deserving, I always keep that in my mind.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)
I was too scared to try and eject it as thoughts flooded my mind of me accidentally shooting the gun and a bullet hitting my son in the house or rupturing the gas tank of my car, followed by an earth-shaking explosion.
*****
That's some messed up thinking right there. Why does she hate her son...
...and her car.
Wonder if she hates oil cans too.
Oh, and "hi" everyone.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 06:26 PM (pxDth)
The Huma-Weiner baby is the half brother of Chelsea. Ole Billy boy got things straightened out long enough to seal his deal with the devil.
Damien Hum-a-Weiner. Spawn of Hades.
Posted by: rosemary's au-pair at July 29, 2013 06:27 PM (mToSI)
TV's, Stoves and bathtubs kill more kids than guns. But most of these dumasses ignore their danger which allows them to keep killing.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 06:27 PM (qo244)
Posted by: EC at July 29, 2013 06:27 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: an answer at July 29, 2013 06:27 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: American Standard Bathtub at July 29, 2013 06:28 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 29, 2013 06:28 PM (0Zk2i)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:28 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: the age old question at July 29, 2013 10:23 PM (1mtV3)
At least they HAVE real light bulbs -- I'm lookin' at YOU, Upton!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 06:28 PM (T1005)
Posted by: holygoat at July 29, 2013 10:19 PM (HYFht)
Nope. They have absolutely no duty to prevent or intervene (Warren v. District of Columbia, 1981). It's almost as if those nutty gun owners know what they're talking about when they say it's your responsibility to protect yourself...who knew?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 29, 2013 06:28 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 29, 2013 06:29 PM (GS2UG)
What if he did - does she trust him so little that she thinks he might what - shoot himself? shoot her? steal it and use it to hold up a liquor store?
I', amazed she can sleep at night knowing how close her teen son is to totally losing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2013 06:29 PM (xvolr)
Posted by: scofflawx at July 29, 2013 06:29 PM (hcgfJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 06:30 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:30 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 06:30 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2013 06:30 PM (hl24d)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 06:30 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:30 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: lindafell at July 29, 2013 06:31 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: EC at July 29, 2013 06:31 PM (doBIb)
should be this actress
http://t.co/DghzeJc3Xu
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 29, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)
Please help me before I have to write to Penthouse forum.
Posted by: daddio at July 29, 2013 09:56 PM (mToSI)
Dear daddio, first you must forward these pictures to Moron Horde, C/O Ace of Spades HQ Overnight Thread. They can then be fully analyzed and the proper course of action can then be recommended. I sincerely hope this was of service. V/R, GGE of the Moron Horde
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 29, 2013 06:32 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 06:32 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 29, 2013 06:32 PM (0Zk2i)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 29, 2013 06:32 PM (LJ2uj)
There used to be law in Texas that allowed a citizen to defend themselves if the police used excessive force against them - but a coalition of Democrats and Republicans had that repealed - for the children, you understand. Now you are legally required to take what ever beat down a police officer decides to lay on you. I'm not sure that the law requires you to say "Thank you sir, may I have another." - but I imagine the Supreme Court will find that in a Penumbra..
As somebody pointed out to a policeman who was being verbally abusive: "You would never talk like that to me if I were a real criminal - you're only talking to me that way because you know I'm not a criminal."
Doubtless the 'police state uber alles' types around here will find what I wrote offensive - awww poor baby... does it hurt and have a temperature?
Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 29, 2013 06:32 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:33 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 06:33 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 29, 2013 06:34 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at July 29, 2013 06:34 PM (LJ2uj)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 06:34 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse>>
Welfare used to be a source of shame too. Cinderella Man was a story of a guy that felt that shame and when he had the ability erased it. Can you see that happening now?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352248/
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 06:34 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Dan Rather at July 29, 2013 06:34 PM (VtsBl)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:35 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Toure' Loure' Lourah at July 29, 2013 06:35 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:35 PM (CA2NO)
Yay, perverts, pushing their pervert agenda with full approval from so-called feminists.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2013 06:35 PM (xvolr)
Although the thought of Gays with Guns would probably pop poor Heidi's
brain like a zit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2013 09:50 PM (MBqvE)
ITC, think of it this way, in the great idiom from Dogbert:
''A paradigm shifting without a clutch..''
Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 29, 2013 06:35 PM (UIAT6)
Diane Lane is way too hot to play the Hildebeest. Unless she's thinking this is her John Hurt as Elephant Man moment.
Them prosthetic getaway sticks might bust the budget.
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: mallfly at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (hl24d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (rUB/V)
Seamus, what type of doc are you?
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 10:32 PM (sQ0LB)
*****
Pediatric Cardiologist
Hence, all the fart jokes.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2013 06:36 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 06:37 PM (3sZO1)
Now hold on for just one second there !
Heidi Yewman ?? sounds like hide a human, don't it?
She's onuvem space aliens !
Posted by: carl sagan at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (mToSI)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: mindful webworker, Oklahoman ambassador to Peruvia at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 06:38 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: OutiePeach at July 29, 2013 06:39 PM (albkL)
Apparently you didn't see this:
http://tinyurl.com/mlkdhet
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 29, 2013 06:39 PM (0It32)
Posted by: lindafell at July 29, 2013 06:39 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 06:39 PM (rUB/V)
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 06:41 PM (sQ0LB)
I guess this is news to Noo Yawkuhs, but the courts have repeatedly held that the police CANNOT BE SUED for their failure to come to the aid of a citizen.
This is reason #32,743 why an armed citizenry is an imperative. If they can't be held responsible when it comes to protecting you from violence, you have to be able to protect yourself. They can't assert a force monopoly and then walk away from the use of force.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 06:41 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 06:41 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: dogfish at July 29, 2013 06:41 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 29, 2013 06:41 PM (uLzrM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:41 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 10:38 PM (6rcHp)
I understand that there is a well-established bunch of expatriates from Peruvia who live in Oregon -- you could visit them, dine at some of their fine restaurants, and take-in their craft stores. It's not really the same, but it would be something.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 06:42 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2013 06:43 PM (l3vZN)
dang, this is getting tedious.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:43 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 06:44 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 06:44 PM (3sZO1)
My class mentor in med school was peds card. I wonder if he ever got any time to just chill, as he was basically the guy for the western half of NC, southern WV, and extreme eastern TN.
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 10:41 PM (sQ0LB)
*****
I cover a big geographic area, but smallish population. So I am on call a lot, but with fair amount of down time. I'm no longer in the fast lane, those days are behind me. Did some fun stuff when I was younger. (And by fun, I mean challenging and intense).
What about yourself?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 06:44 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 29, 2013 06:44 PM (ejB0r)
oh, hell, yeah . . . they smile in your face but behind your back they hiss . . .
Hey, lou!!! How you doin' tonight?
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:45 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: lindafell at July 29, 2013 06:45 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Freak Out! at July 29, 2013 06:45 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: torquewrench
--------------
Um.., yeah..., about that ..
Posted by: Berhard Goetz at July 29, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2013 06:45 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 06:46 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:46 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 06:46 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 06:46 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 06:47 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 10:41 PM (gqT4g)
We need to have a talk.
Posted by: Benjamin Ghazhi at July 29, 2013 06:47 PM (TI6nB)
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 06:47 PM (sQ0LB)
feet away.>>
I grew up in a house where pistols were kept in a dresser in my room and rifles/shotguns were in a built in closet in my room. Shells were in a different drawer but again in my room (6 kids in my familiy so there was always a possible snitch in the room). I never played with any of it just like I didn't play with the table saw. Because I feared the size 13 that would have been up my ass and I didn't want to lose the trust of my parents. We were taught they weren't toys but allowed to shoot them at the cabin. So the guns were left alone till Dad handed us one. Because if you fucked up and played with them at home that privilege would be gone forever.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 06:47 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 10:44 PM (3sZO1)
yo, srsly, there really are no other meanings for that phrase. just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:47 PM (8lmkt)
May God be your shiny, mighty shield. May He grant you the will to strive for inner peace. Through His light and strength, may you be of good cheer. Suffer no more weight of task, nor fool!
Remember His Love.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 29, 2013 06:48 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2013 06:48 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 29, 2013 06:48 PM (jucos)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 10:46 PM (xDqmM)
That was Toure.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 29, 2013 06:48 PM (TI6nB)
---------------
Okay..., now I'll never be able to see or hear anything about 'Hello Kitty' without experiencing spontaneous ascension, if you get my drift.
Posted by: Berhard Goetz at July 29, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (jE38p)
I've been buying from freedom munitions dot com since March. Note: most of it is reman -- be sure it says New if you want new. They 9mm is just above 30 cents a round new and just below that reman. I've shot both 1000 of each over the last few months and been happy with it so far.
Posted by: Fritz (Not Fritz) at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (U0t2o)
Think Charlize Theron as serial killer Aileen Wournos in 'Monster.'
Hot actresses going ugly or just plain has always been Oscar bait.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (kcfmt)
What I took away from it was that hysterical liberal women should not be allowed to own guns.
Or own any other form of property. Or drive. Or vote.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: OutiePeach at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (albkL)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 10:47 PM (vgd4f)
Damn right and much appreciated, baby girl. The second I retire (sometime in the next millennium), I am going to court and legally change my name to Peaches. No more slave name.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:49 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at July 29, 2013 06:50 PM (c6tHt)
Posted by: NO_LIMIT_BAMA at July 29, 2013 06:50 PM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 06:50 PM (xDqmM)
271 ED, 2 years out of residency, working all over O-hi-ya.
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 10:47 PM (sQ0LB)
*****
Nice!
Treat 'em and street 'em, Gomers and Saturday Night Kife and Gun Club!
How's the Obamacare shaping up in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 06:50 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Furry Disco Bang Bang) at July 29, 2013 06:51 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 06:51 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 29, 2013 10:49 PM (CA2NO)
lol!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)
And how you doin' tonight, hon? Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 06:52 PM (3sZO1)
**ahem**
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2013 06:53 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 06:53 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 06:53 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Legolas at July 29, 2013 06:54 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2013 06:54 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 06:54 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:54 PM (8lmkt)
http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/1082761.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 06:55 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:55 PM (yoh1c)
Oh, it's war. And I love it! Weiner Disses The Clintons: “I’m Not Interested In What People Who Are Not (cont) http://tl.gd/n_1rll0vp
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 29, 2013 06:55 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 10:51 PM (QU1ov)
She was clearly trying to cause a public incident by flagrantly displaying and toting her handgun around. The real lead is that after 30 days of her trying to cause a hulabaloo because "SOMEONE BROUGHT A GUN IN HERE AND OH MY GOD SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT!" no one game a damn about the gun that just sat there, but correctly pegged her as an idiot.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 29, 2013 06:55 PM (TI6nB)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 10:47 PM (vgd4f)
Damn right and much appreciated, baby girl. The second I retire (sometime in the next millennium), I am going to court and legally change my name to Peaches. No more slave name.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 10:49 PM (8lmkt)
I like that! After I don't need a CPA certificate, I can get rid of my slave name, too -- and change it to Kthulhut Ka-chew chutlu clubath cthulhu.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 06:55 PM (T1005)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 06:55 PM (QU1ov)
Thank you now I know a group of goats is a Cluster.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 06:56 PM (qo244)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:56 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 06:56 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Furry Disco Bang Bang) at July 29, 2013 06:56 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 06:56 PM (3sZO1)
Peaches is more than capable of handling her sh*t. We just like to pile on.
Seamus, O-care isn't going to hurt us much in terms of income. However, patient volume will explode, since so many PCPs send everything to us anyway, and new regulations will do all kinds of crazy sh*t. For example: Everyone gets their annual physical, but it can only cover chronic issues. Got a cold, or having some urine issues? Can't be done (well, billed for) that visit or it's fraud, so they need to reschedule, or just go to the ED instead. I'm pretty sure how that will play out in practice...
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 06:56 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 29, 2013 06:57 PM (BVkEs)
What do you bet there's no father in the house to have taught the author's teen son about not messing with dangerous stuff that's not his?
I'm sure her son wouldn't have done anything, but she just had to raise the specter of: teen boy + video game (violence) + gun = murder spree just waiting to happen.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2013 06:57 PM (xvolr)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Furry Disco Bang Bang) at July 29, 2013 06:58 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: Toure', Sherpa extrordinare' at July 29, 2013 06:58 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: Cicero
You politely tipped your hat and went to bed ...
Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2013 06:58 PM (CMlD4)
I blush. Can I offer you a can of cheap swill? Still got a pile of high-end tequila left, goes down mighty easy. All yours, you want it.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 06:58 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: maddogg at July 29, 2013 06:59 PM (G1L7J)
For my money, the greatest farce of a diplomatic dinner with Islamic fundamentalists has to have been the time when Joey Choo-Choo and Call-Her-Doctor Jill hosted a high level diplomatic legation from Iran.
The Bidens showed up insultingly late. With Dr. Jill wearing sprayed-on leather pants. Then served wine. To Islamic fundamentalists. And soup, which had gone cold, without soup spoons.
History hasn't recorded any of Joey Choo-Choo's witticisms at table. But, given what typically passes for a _bon mot_ from Biden, use your imagination.
The Iranians excused themselves and left before the meal officially ended.
Don't get me wrong. I frankly LOVE the idea of insulting Iranians. But I would prefer for it to be with coldly deliberate calculation, apparent to them as such, instead of simply vulgar arriviste blundering, apparent to them as such.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 06:59 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 06:59 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 10:56 PM (sQ0LB)
*****
I see where ER's in Denver are playing the "look we have no waiting times" in the ER game by moving patients into exam rooms quickly, where they then wait their turn. But the "waiting" room is empty! Ha.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 07:00 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 07:00 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 07:00 PM (rUB/V)
Posted by: toby928© at July 29, 2013 07:00 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 29, 2013 07:01 PM (ejB0r)
*fist bump!*Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:01 PM (CA2NO)
"The wardrobe people have it easy for this one. A beret, a blue dress, and a lot of pantsuits."
And Fat Bastard's Legs
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:01 PM (6rcHp)
I see where ER's in Denver are playing the "look we have no waiting times" in the ER game by moving patients into exam rooms quickly, where they then wait their turn. But the "waiting" room is empty! Ha.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 11:00 PM (pxDth)
Yeah, seen lots of that in Detroit and C-bus too--it's a scam. When they say you'll be seen by a doc in 30 minutes, it means the poor bastard stuck in triage saw your fake doubling over as your walked past him to the room.
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 07:01 PM (sQ0LB)
and, yet, the econo-goat fares are still the toughest to book, due to demand.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:02 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 07:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 07:02 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:02 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 07:03 PM (HVff2)
Why stop at the legs? Mike Myers doesn't seem busy lately. Stuff him in the Fat Bastard costume and he could be Hillary. Role of a lifetime.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 07:04 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 11:02 PM (kcfmt)
I'd be willing to bet he's on to her game and has been for some time.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 29, 2013 07:04 PM (TI6nB)
Isn't Dennehy going to play Hillary?
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 29, 2013 07:04 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2013 07:04 PM (l3vZN)
Yeah. I remember my teens. Socks were not on my menu.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (TI6nB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (6rcHp)
All right- the Rockies lose in 10 innings. I'll catch you folks another time. See ya CC- best wishes for Maddie.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (pxDth)
no . . . you can't fake cankles, you either got 'em or you don't.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (8lmkt)
Drink. Read. Music.
Posted by: gracepmc at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (rznx3)
I partied with Tony Montana in Peruvia drinking Pisco Sours, snorting blow, and humping chicks dressed as Kate Upton look-likes.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 29, 2013 07:05 PM (pJF+c)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:06 PM (CA2NO)
I know my sister shot guns but I don't remember my my Mom ever firing one. Point being it was my dad's job to deal with gun safety. So yes if there s no authority figure on gun safety there will be none in that house. So her fears were real just not for the reasons she mentioned.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 07:06 PM (qo244)
Peruvian officials let slip the societal norms, twice per annum. One of those "loosenings" coincides with the "Running of the Midgets". A drunken, rapey time will be had by all, sans-dwarf.
Sadly, the ones who survive the beatings will be strung, so the children can harvest their prized back-fat. The town of FrodelhÂœrst stays alight for nine beautiful Spring evenings.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 29, 2013 07:06 PM (lq3Ak)
Not, technically, "chicks," but we're glad you had a good time, don't be a stranger.
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board & Bail Bonds at July 29, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Haile Tsada at July 29, 2013 07:07 PM (fJdm1)
People in monogamous relationships are 'more likely to have intelligent children'
http://tinyurl.com/kn56sca
Most of the people that I've met IRL or online who claim to be in "non-monogamous" relationships are idiots, so it's no surprise that their children would be idiots as well.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 29, 2013 07:07 PM (lr3d7)
no . . . you can't fake cankles, you either got 'em or you don't.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 11:05 PM (8lmkt)
_____________
He's got the right body type.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 29, 2013 07:07 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Phil Laîcheaux at July 29, 2013 07:07 PM (4AeTK)
What happens in Peruvia usually ends with being quartered and fed to Bricktop's pigs.
All bets are off.
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:07 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 07:07 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (8FeS+)
I read a couple of authorial biographies of Yewman, and yep, there's no mention of a husband/father in the picture. On the other hand, none of you will be surprised to hear that Yewman describes one of the several hats she wears as being that of a "community organizer".
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Gingy at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Pedro Collins at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: lindafell at July 29, 2013 07:08 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 07:10 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 29, 2013 07:10 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: toby928© at July 29, 2013 07:10 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:10 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:10 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 07:11 PM (RJOKC)
So if what Weiner,Ted K and Bill C can't control are guns wouldn't you fear them too?
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 07:11 PM (qo244)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 07:11 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 07:12 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board & Bail Bonds at July 29, 2013 07:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:12 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: mindful webworker, Oklahoman ambassador to Peruvia at July 29, 2013 07:12 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Freak Out! at July 29, 2013 07:13 PM (/miDQ)
Peruvian tribesman take great delight in sacrificing young virgins by throwing them into a school of feeding piranah, taking bests on how long they will live.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 29, 2013 07:13 PM (pJF+c)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 07:13 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: toby928© at July 29, 2013 07:15 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 07:15 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 07:15 PM (vgd4f)
I feel your pain. I just finished a nine-hour term of 4000-level PoliSci courses. Some of the "students" absolutely boggled the mind. How in the fuck can someone be a "college senior" and not even be able to construct a coherent sentence?
Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2013 07:15 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:15 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Heidi's .9 Caliber Assault pistol at July 29, 2013 07:16 PM (8FeS+)
Obama: I Didn't Bother Asking a Lawyer If I Could Unilaterally Suspend the Law;
All I've Done Is Merely Seize Plenary Power on Behalf of the People
was not helpful at all.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:17 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: Cowboy at July 29, 2013 07:17 PM (m5TOl)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:17 PM (CA2NO)
I still have a shrunken head from Peruvia I keep hidden in an antique travel chest along with my Viagra and French postcards.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 29, 2013 07:17 PM (pJF+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 10:13 PM (RJOKC)
I think it was repeat performance from a few weeks back. Similiar topics, similiar ticks...
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 07:17 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 07:18 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Gingy at July 29, 2013 07:18 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 29, 2013 07:18 PM (HVff2)
The dream for the Obamacare implementers is trying to sell euthanasia of the elderly as a for of abortion on demand. If you want to cut medical expenses that is the prime target. Old age is the chronic illness that gets everyone eventually and the chronically ill are the big cost centers for any medical system. Even if old age could be effectively treated for cheap, the very idea would strike horror in the hearts of a bunch that gets their science advice from John Holdren.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 07:18 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:19 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:19 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 07:20 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 07:20 PM (QU1ov)
Makes sense considering these are the same people who don't think the general public is capable of deciding what size beverage to drink. Please, big daddy government, save us from ourselves!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2013 07:21 PM (xvolr)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:21 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 07:21 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:21 PM (Jy4tI)
Because I am so down with that action.Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:21 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:22 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:22 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Freak Out! at July 29, 2013 07:23 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: Colt 45 at July 29, 2013 07:23 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:23 PM (yoh1c)
Lack of ability to do so does not appear to be a barrier to being named President of the _Harvard Law Review_. So those seniors will no doubt go on to great things.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 07:23 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 07:24 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Waldo at July 29, 2013 07:24 PM (tCBZk)
Posted by: comatus at July 29, 2013 07:24 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:24 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Gingy at July 29, 2013 11:18 PM (aH+zP)
I managed to get into college with horrid language/essay writing skills.
What saved me was being horribly opinionated about games in an online forum - which led me to do more thinking and probably more writing than all my high school years.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 29, 2013 07:24 PM (N2Uk2)
The dream for the Obamacare implementers is trying to sell euthanasia of the elderly as a for of abortion on demand. If you want to cut medical expenses that is the prime target. Old age is the chronic illness that gets everyone eventually and the chronically ill are the big cost centers for any medical system. Even if old age could be effectively treated for cheap, the very idea would strike horror in the hearts of a bunch that gets their science advice from John Holdren.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 11:18 PM (kcfmt)
Per Utilitarianism, this. The elderly consume a ridiculously disproportionate amount of healthcare resources. If you want to make healthcare dollars go farther, this is the easiest solution. Of course, if you're a Kantian like myself, this is an abomination.
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 07:25 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 11:23 PM (Jy4tI)
otherwise known as a good start, willow.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:25 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:25 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 07:25 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Freak Out! at July 29, 2013 07:26 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 07:26 PM (rUB/V)
and *hugs * now to you and the other ettes just in case i blow my top and can't find the keyboard later.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:27 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 29, 2013 07:27 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: A gun under cross examination at July 29, 2013 07:28 PM (AO9UG)
because our house is retarded, ( now you know i came by it honestly )
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:28 PM (Jy4tI)
Oh my goodness you guys..... I just realized that four gunstores in my town are just sitting there with all kinds of guns in 'em! What if those things start going off and kill someone!!1!!11!!
Eeeeek!
Posted by: Lefty Journalist Hiding In The Crawlspace at July 29, 2013 07:29 PM (ZNjLA)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 07:29 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: A Canadian in Peruvia at July 29, 2013 07:29 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2013 07:30 PM (l3vZN)
Another thing that stay at home Mom I had did was correct my speech. Good vs well was a big one but there were many. Mom would not let any grammar mistake pass at the dinner table. She was a Nurse but her English education was only from High school. She and my Dad cared that we didn't get out of the house and talk like fools.
I had a bad attitude in high school and failed English class several times (you want me to write a daily journal FU) But I still speak and write in English than the younger college graduates I work with.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 07:30 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at July 29, 2013 07:30 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2013 07:31 PM (vfB2N)
See: Liverpool Care Pathway. Not only does it authorize doctors to starve elderly patients, without the consent or event notification, of the patient's family, but the govt. set up LPC participation goals for hospitals with cash rewards for high participation. LPC has also been used on newborns and "learning disabled" (which seems to be people with Downs or other like disabilities). It is truly sick the path Obama has put us on.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2013 07:31 PM (xvolr)
Gotta flashlight? If we can find my car keys...
Posted by: Toure' Syndrome at July 29, 2013 07:32 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:32 PM (8FeS+)
@446. Simply manipulate the lock on the rusty chastity belt, turning it anti-clockwise, not once, not twice, but thrice. After which you must thrust with all your might. If that doesn't work, pray for Lemmiwinks to appear.
Or jiggle the handle.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:33 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2013 07:33 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:33 PM (CA2NO)
>>> A rear mounted, air-cooled, V8 is certainly an imaginative layout, even if the over-steer was frightening.
A Meggie Mac Hood Ornament will fix that right up.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 07:34 PM (sXnz6)
it's obvious i missed a meme.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:34 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: A Frightened Belgian at July 29, 2013 07:34 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:35 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 11:27 PM (Jy4tI)
Hang in there, darlin' . . . {{{{{}}}}}
oh, hey, want some tequila? jeez, I just can't get rid of this stuff!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:35 PM (8lmkt)
>>> it's obvious i missed a meme.
This one is worth catching up on.
Couple of threads from the past few days well worth the read. Just be careful with the drinks.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 07:35 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:36 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:36 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:36 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Truman North at July 29, 2013 07:36 PM (I2LwF)
Hey help me find the keys to my jeep and we'll drive out.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 07:37 PM (qo244)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 07:38 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 07:38 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:38 PM (S3yfV)
You didn't buy the official Peruvian gps at the point of entry? No one gets out of a Preruvian vagina alive without it. Suckah.
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board & Bail Bonds at July 29, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Freak Out! at July 29, 2013 07:39 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: Quasi-Organized Militia of Peruvia at July 29, 2013 07:40 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:40 PM (6rcHp)
Be aware that we may be the target of something here.
Love you guys, miss you terribly.
Posted by: Truman North at July 29, 2013 11:36 PM (I2LwF)
Where the heck have you been?!?!? Don't be such a stranger!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 07:40 PM (T1005)
----------
Now that there is some funny shit....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 07:41 PM (aDwsi)
Some guy grabbed me, loaded me, and started shooting.
That's all I know.
Posted by: A gun under cross examination at July 29, 2013 11:28 PM (AO9UG)
---
^^^Classic^^^.
Posted by: Craig Poe at July 29, 2013 07:41 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:41 PM (S3yfV)
Wow, what right-wing, Tea Party hysteria and paranoia.
Posted by: IRS at July 29, 2013 07:41 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 11:38 PM (vgd4f)
here ya go, lou!! you lick my hand and I will lick yours, for the salt, of course. whoa, my tiara just went all cattywampus!! quick, down it!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:42 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2013 11:39 PM (OWjjx)
This.
Especially if you have an email addy ending with ".edu" -- which shows you to be one of the pending ruling class.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 07:42 PM (T1005)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:42 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 07:42 PM (rUB/V)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 07:42 PM (jp3VA)
“I'm thinking 2015," she added.
... I see Roe as being an impediment to Obama's view of privacy. There ways to bring down ObamaCare by using Roe.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 29, 2013 11:10 PM (e8kgV)
*******
she is also raising money for 2014. thinkin' it is going to get really, really ugly.
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 29, 2013 07:42 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:43 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:43 PM (8lmkt)
Nothing new, however.
It's grimly ironic that the UK fought a tremendous struggle for survival in the 1940s against a regime which had as one of its goals the medical elimination of "life unworthy of life", only for the UK to end up adopting that precise policy goal itself, as the Liverpool Care Pathway, a few decades later.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 07:43 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:43 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2013 07:43 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:43 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Toure' Goatee' at July 29, 2013 07:44 PM (1mtV3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: NO_LIMIT_TOURE at July 29, 2013 07:44 PM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:44 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 07:45 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:45 PM (yoh1c)
Bring it. Just bring that shit right to my door and let's get 'er done.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:45 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:45 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: NSA at July 29, 2013 07:45 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Trapperguy at July 29, 2013 07:45 PM (HP4bk)
I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't Tweet dicpics for 48 hours.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 29, 2013 07:46 PM (sXnz6)
Being a borderline retard who breathes shit is a career enhancer for Tarde', you don't suffer for doing your job.
A whore fucks for money, a cop exerts coercive influence towards order, truck drivers work logistics, and Tarde spreads shit for a living.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 07:46 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:46 PM (8lmkt)
In all seriousness, that's kind of alarming, Truman.
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 11:42 PM (6rcHp)
It would be more alarming if I gave 1/100 of a squeezin' from a bump on the backside of a tick growin' on a rat nibbling on a shit about Twitter. If they're going to try to use it as a political weapon, just burn the whole thing down and be done with it.
Now if they start messin' with Pixy......
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 07:46 PM (T1005)
Yes since he can show her how when you play with one it will shoot seamen without warning.
Posted by: McGregor at July 29, 2013 07:46 PM (qo244)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:47 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:47 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: NSA at July 29, 2013 11:45 PM (8FeS+)
shut up, Trudy. you fuckin' bint.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 07:47 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 07:47 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:49 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Pugov Mahonovich at July 29, 2013 07:49 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:49 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 29, 2013 07:50 PM (BXLPR)
Hmmmm..... maybe we could get someone in the Whitehouse Press Conference to ask about the Peruvia situation...
even though everyone knows.... they punch above their weight...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2013 07:50 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:50 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:51 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:51 PM (CA2NO)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/3952654218.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 07:52 PM (RJOKC)
Yellow Submarine, as a land locked nation its navy is small but mighty, led by Ernie T Puppet.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 07:52 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sister Sestina at July 29, 2013 07:52 PM (1wI7y)
Oh, bless your heart, lou, but, eh, no, there is no better day in the foreseeable future. Still, I have a book that is making me laugh like a hyena and I have you guys and, fuck, there are a lot what's got it a whole lot worse. Some of 'em little children. I got no real cause to complain.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:52 PM (8lmkt)
Keep your head up ma'am...
Wife is enjoying "Pronto" the first story with Raylan Givens in it...
there's something for everyone I'd wager.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 07:53 PM (LRFds)
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. Facebook and Twitter are run by the enemy. Get the fuck off of those services. Boycott them. Find and/or create competing alternatives.
The last time I said that, someone responded snippily by saying, "That's *just* what the situation calls for, having no conservatism present on social media."
Except guess what? If you have effectual conservatism present on social media, it'll be censored. By the executives of those social media firms. Who have a cozy bilateral protection racket set up with the institutional left.
Have you noticed how their T&Cs ostensibly prohibit the incitement of violence, and warn that postings doing such will be removed, and yet it's perfectly routine and okay and entirely untrammeled for O-bots to call for the murder of George Zimmerman?
Hell, even without overt censorship by the social media firms themselves, if I had a dime for every time I had read a member of the Horde saying that they had posted something right-leaning on Farcebook and promptly been unfriended by a pack of liberal friends and family, I'd be retired by now and living in a James Bond villain lair.
News flash: LIBERALS ARE NOT LISTENING TO YOU on these left-wing social media outlets. And, they have no intention of starting to listen to you. They consider whatever you have to say to be as welcome as the two in the morning whine of a mosquito.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 07:53 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 07:54 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 07:54 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 11:50 PM (8FeS+)
stupid fuckin' cankly, pimply, filthy twat who snoops on our shit from the nsa. the one who wishes bob filner had grabbed her ample ass . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 07:56 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 07:56 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 07:56 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: No Way at July 29, 2013 07:56 PM (lGFXl)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 07:56 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 07:56 PM (xDqmM)
the cat really is out of the bag WRT "our guys are only violent for good"...
Twatter and Facedbork both basically overtly condone the George Z rage-a-thon and the "Gospel of Hate Chicken"....
It's enough to make me long for an EMP I'd miss you guys, but knowing the IT SocMedia overlords would have to work for a living would be worth it.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 07:57 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: No Way at July 29, 2013 11:56 PM (lGFXl)
no fuckin' way . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 07:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 07:58 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 07:58 PM (rUB/V)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2013 07:58 PM (QU1ov)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 07:58 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 29, 2013 07:59 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: UWP at July 29, 2013 07:59 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pining for the Fjords of Peruvia at July 29, 2013 08:00 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Grandpa always said... at July 29, 2013 08:00 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 08:00 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:01 PM (eHIJJ)
there was a train derailment in Switzerland, massive gaslighting in Florida, and the Shriners have laid down with the Lions...or was it the Knights of Columbus, or Masons...
these are the end times.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 08:01 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:01 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:01 PM (AO9UG)
Bayonet lugs?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 29, 2013 11:59 PM (N2Uk2)
Think Pointy things on the helmet.... and head butts...
/as every man in the audience cringes and crosses their legs...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2013 08:02 PM (lZBBB)
Denninger had a riff on the whole social media thing -- they create a program....but when you follow the money, you are the product. They are getting you to sign on and do little "friending" things and letting them mine your data, which they are turning around and whoring out as fast as they can. They'll sell you to the Democrats, they'll sell you to Hollywood, they'll sell you to BestBuy, or to some nut down the street. They are not your friend -- and they try to mask themselves with the faces of people you care about.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:02 PM (T1005)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:03 PM (CA2NO)
Ahh. "To Serve and To Protect" is alive and well... in the movies.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:03 PM (eHIJJ)
I new skoo...
my lawgel perfessa be Bronko Bama...he's a Konstitushanal Skolla
//D Jenital
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 08:03 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:03 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2013 08:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 08:04 PM (rUB/V)
Things have been getting a little too 'splodey here lately. Starting feel like, "Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action."
Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2013 08:04 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:04 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:05 PM (AO9UG)
The Aboriginal Peruvians had a rather unusual rite of passage. When a boy was ready to become a man within his village, he was cast out into the wilderness, naked, except for the oothanga, the traditional weapon of Peruvia. It consists of 3 lengths of hardwood held together by braided goat pubic hair and a piece of flint tied to one end, chipped to a sharp point. The boy was not allowed to return until he had killed a yeti, a dodo, and a Belgian. He was to fashion a coat from the yeti, a feathered headress from the dodo, and dump the Belgian in a shallow grave covered with the Peruvian's own feces because f*ck you, that's why.
The dodo is now extinct, and those villages of a more liberal bent will allow the use of a Mosin Nagant with bayonet attachment. Otherwise, however, the tradition is carried on unchanged.
Posted by: Conserative Crank at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 12:02 AM (T1005)
As I explained to my nephew last weekend...
NOTHING is Free... they have to pay staff, equipment, and bandwidth...
So the question is how DO they make revenue... and are they upfront about it... and can you abide by what they do with your information...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (Wk9TK)
I'm gonna declare the Auric Goldfinger rule to be in effect.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (rUB/V)
It'd be awesome if we could get the US to recognize Peruvia with some angsty Chomskyist horseshit sob story....
that would be epic actually...
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: karachi express at July 30, 2013 12:03 AM (jp3VA)
Well, of course, you're gonna need to upgrade to a platinum membership. Lotta people here who can help you with that, most of 'em have paypal accounts.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 08:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 08:07 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Love Gun at July 29, 2013 08:07 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: IRS at July 29, 2013 08:07 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 29, 2013 08:08 PM (S3yfV)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)
i have heard that same statement out of my teen.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 08:08 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 29, 2013 08:09 PM (xDqmM)
Posted by: Al Quaeda in Peruvia at July 29, 2013 08:09 PM (lZBBB)
As I explained to my nephew last weekend...
NOTHING is Free... they have to pay staff, equipment, and bandwidth...
So the question is how DO they make revenue... and are they upfront about it... and can you abide by what they do with your information...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2013 12:06 AM (lZBBB)
My new favorite example is http://www.neowin.net/news/report-google-paying-adblock-plus-to-not-block-google039s-ads
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:09 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat, Self Declared sub-Panjandrum of the Peruvian Velt at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 11:58 PM
unless they're filled with home-made Napalm™.
FIFY
Gasoline & Vasoline, people. Do the math off-line, do your research at the library.
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2013 12:08 AM (JMmQ9) Hide posts from (JMmQ9)
Or use TOR
Posted by: No Way at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (lGFXl)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Purp
---------------
This should come as no surprise, as the whole country is on the take, sisters pimp out their brothers, etc., etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (aDwsi)
Black Betty was originally a ballad regaling the sight of the ironically nicknamed Beto "Betty" Chavez Conagra famed champion of Urban Brawl Peruvia's "National Sport"....
it appears to be a mix of the Iditarod, Football, and Synchronized Swimming....
Black Betty had 17 kills on his way to his teams only goal in the Supper Bowl last season...his blood spattered torso gleamed black in the Blue Moon that was burning bright that evening.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Al Quaeda in Peruvia at July 30, 2013 12:09 AM (lZBBB)
You haven't tasted the gonads of our smitten enemies. Trust us, you will wish to sleep with the windows open. You know, for the fresh breezes . . .
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board & Bail Bonds at July 29, 2013 08:10 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:11 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Freak Out! at July 29, 2013 08:11 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: NCwoof at July 29, 2013 08:11 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:12 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Berserker at July 30, 2013 12:12 AM (FMbng)
Bers!!!! Welcome to Peruvia . . . nice butt-crack!!
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board & Bail Bonds at July 29, 2013 08:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:12 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 08:12 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 08:13 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 08:13 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: RWC at July 30, 2013 12:13 AM (8FeS+)
oh, whew, for a second I thought my new best friend was back!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 08:13 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 08:13 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:14 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Al Quaeda in Peruvia at July 30, 2013 12:09 AM (lZBBB)
When I said we were going to be making fertilizer bombs, I meant we needed to get barrels of ammonium nitrate.....not piles of goat dung.
Posted by: AQ technical staff at July 29, 2013 08:14 PM (T1005)
You may also see one disguised as a mailbox or an ATM.
Posted by: eman at July 30, 2013 12:12 AM (AO9UG)
CandyGram!
Posted by: Peruvian Wolf at July 29, 2013 08:14 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:14 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:14 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 08:15 PM (Jy4tI)
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: The Chicken, Charlie Gibson, Helen Thomas and every other meme in the past. at July 30, 2013 12:13 AM (OWjjx)
No.... Really.... its OK!
Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 29, 2013 08:15 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:15 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:16 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 08:16 PM (Jy4tI)
======================
der's too much insplikkble ignance goin on all up in he-uh. Shirley Q Liquor
Posted by: NCwoof at July 29, 2013 08:16 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 08:16 PM (z4WKX)
Elections coming up. I will be the greatest president Peruvia has ever had.
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at July 29, 2013 08:17 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 08:17 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 08:17 PM (vgd4f)
http://youtu.be/yg06B46VVys
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:18 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board & Bail Bonds at July 30, 2013 12:12 AM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 08:18 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 08:19 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:19 PM (CA2NO)
Peruvia's ha'penny is known as the Neblett.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:19 PM (sXnz6)
If there's any damage later, feel free to blame me, my insurance hasn't done a damn thing for me lately.
Posted by: Peaches at July 29, 2013 08:19 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peruvian Tourism Board Bail Bonds at July 30, 2013 12:12 AM (8lmkt)
I'm
actually trying to figure out what exactly is all this "peruvia" shit. I
was a little out of the loop and its like starting to watch a TV series
starting with the 23rd episode. Knowing how this place goes there would
be no possible way to explain it in under 32,000 words, so I'm not even
going to ask.
Posted by: Berserker at July 30, 2013 12:18 AM (FMbng)
"Peruvia"? It's like "Pervia", but with "u" in it.
Posted by: AQ technical staff at July 29, 2013 08:19 PM (T1005)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 08:19 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at July 29, 2013 08:20 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: NCwoof at July 30, 2013 12:16 AM (aUQgu)
lol, well i'm certainly guilty on both counts .
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2013 08:20 PM (Jy4tI)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:20 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Bufalobob at July 29, 2013 08:20 PM (EeMzJ)
Posted by: Peruvian middle class at July 30, 2013 12:18 AM (/miDQ)
Migeul? You KNOW you are the only one in that class... so shut up...
Posted by: Peruvian Economic Minister at July 29, 2013 08:20 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (CA2NO)
Among the most extravagant gifts one can give in Peruvia, a box of Pop-Tarts is rivaled only by the gift of herpes.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (Wk9TK)
I see from some recent comments something is wrong. Is it serious?
Carol
Posted by: CarolT at July 30, 2013 12:19 AM (z4WKX)
Peaches was floatin' above some flailin' troll.....I don't believe there's any big "there" there. No worries.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (T1005)
Posted by: M. Night at July 29, 2013 08:22 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:23 PM (T1005)
Hey Kids,
has anyone seen Berserker?
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 11:53 PM (PlzOe)
You rang?
Posted by: Berserker at July 30, 2013 12:12 AM (FMbng)
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thinking about buying a friend a guitar for his Bday. Want to spend up to $1000. Looking for something that plays nice and has a variety of tones. He plays classic rock mostly.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:23 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Clarence Oveur at July 29, 2013 08:24 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 08:24 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:25 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 08:25 PM (z4WKX)
>>> thinking about buying a friend a guitar for his Bday. Want to spend up to $1000. Looking for something that plays nice and has a variety of tones. He plays classic rock mostly.
What does he have, currently. Getting something with a neck he likes is going to be the key. Next consideration is pickup layout.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:25 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:25 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 08:25 PM (JMmQ9)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/clt/3962394029.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:25 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: NCwoof at July 29, 2013 08:26 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Lima Post and Tackle Shop at July 29, 2013 08:26 PM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2013 08:27 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:28 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 08:28 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2013 12:25 AM (JMmQ9)
In Peruvia a cheese knife is what we call a ball-peen.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:28 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:28 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: UWP at July 29, 2013 08:29 PM (r98SZ)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/clt/3962394029.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 30, 2013 12:25 AM (RJOKC)
Too much time, money, and effort. I can scare the neighbors with 10 seconds and a pop-tart. http://tinyurl.com/bkfdhrw
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:29 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat, Vice-Minister of Disinformation of Peruvia at July 29, 2013 08:30 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Peruvian middle class at July 29, 2013 08:31 PM (/miDQ)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:31 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2013 08:31 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at July 29, 2013 08:31 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:25 AM (PlzOe)
Which leaves them with only six on each foot...
Posted by: The Political Hat, Vice-Minister of Disinformation of Peruvia at July 30, 2013 12:30 AM (Vk2pI)
So long as the toes are near half-a-dozen on each foot, I'm ok with that.....but any eyes after the second one are creepy.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:31 PM (T1005)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:31 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:32 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Gingy at July 29, 2013 08:32 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: NCwoof at July 29, 2013 08:33 PM (aUQgu)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/clt/3895224060.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:33 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: Tom In Korea at July 29, 2013 08:33 PM (oJkTX)
What does he have, currently. Getting something with a neck he likes is going to be the key. Next consideration is pickup layout.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2013 12:25 AM (sXnz6)
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all he has now is a Alvarez acoustic. He used to love borrowing his BIL's '62 strat. I am thinking about a '62 reissue as one possible choice.
lighter weight would be good as well if the neck and sound are right.
I don't mind used, and I don't mind going with ebay if the right situation pops up.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:33 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:33 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Man in tune with his chakra at July 29, 2013 08:34 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:34 PM (AO9UG)
This has been reported from time to time, but it is not true.
Peruvian radio transmitters employ sophisticated encryption and frequency hopping algorithms which, without the correct receiver, sound like static.
Unfortunately the Peruvian government blew all of their radio budget on the transmitters and could not afford the receivers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2013 08:34 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 08:34 PM (JMmQ9)
The Peruvian National Ball in a Cup Team had medaled in eleven of the last 12 World Championships.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:35 PM (sXnz6)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2013 08:35 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:36 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:36 PM (CA2NO)
And so the Republic of Peruvia meme was born.
Check out earlier blog posts here at the HQ and the Twitchy links in the sidebar for some of ace's truly hilarious commentary. I was laughing my ass off reading some of his tweets earlier today.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 30, 2013 12:22 AM (CA2NO)
Wow, short and explained fully.
SO....( deep breath) the joke isn't about the word peruvian. but rather some asshole on MSNBC who somehow thinks a person from a spanish speaking country somehow isn't hispanic, so the main joke is that the asshole "must" be talking about peruvia, which is obviously someplace off the planet, whose people probably dress like the asshats on Ming's planet in the early 80's remake of Flash Gordon, because the the people from peru of earth are actually hispanic and really don't dress that silly.
Ok got it, now I can play. lol
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 08:36 PM (FMbng)
And this is the thanks we get?
Posted by: Peruvian middle class at July 30, 2013 12:31 AM (/miDQ)
===
Q. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb.
A. 10. One to change the bulb, and 9 to point out that the he/she is from Canada.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:36 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 08:37 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:38 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: thunderb at July 29, 2013 08:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 08:39 PM (rUB/V)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 08:39 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:33 AM (PlzOe)
A late 80's early 90's Strat Plus might be a good option. Right in your wheelhouse, pricewise. Also, having a splittable humbucker in the bridge never hurt a strat as far as versatility goes...
There used to be a guy in Fla. that had a ton of good quality used gear, guitarsandeffects dot com. Really good for affordable and quality gear.
Another good shop to check the used inventory is Guitar Resurrection in Austin (?). I've found some smokin' deals there, and they are good guys to deal with.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:40 PM (sXnz6)
Peruvian adults use an octopus.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:40 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:40 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 12:31 AM (T1005)
Hoo boy, then I suggest you never visit Krug in Peruvia, home of Sven "Four Eyes, and that's not a euphemism" Farselkruumper.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 30, 2013 12:36 AM (CA2NO)
I start to think I'm visiting my in-laws.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:42 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 08:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Tom In Korea at July 30, 2013 12:33 AM (oJkTX)
Did Iowahawk weigh in on that tubby cow's idiocy?
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2013 08:42 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2013 12:40 AM (sXnz6)
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does that refer to a HSS?
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:43 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat, Keeper of the Peruvian Yeast Depository at July 29, 2013 08:43 PM (Vk2pI)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tfr/3967946774.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:43 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:44 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 08:45 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:45 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:46 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 08:46 PM (XFTOV)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:46 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:47 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Most boring narccisist ever. at July 29, 2013 08:47 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 29, 2013 08:47 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 30, 2013 12:45 AM (aDwsi)
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nuh-uhhh .... ich bin ein jelly donut with goat cheese.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:47 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Six Star General of the Peruvian Ornithopter Force and Hero of the 3rd Peruvian-Belgian War at July 29, 2013 08:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 08:48 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 29, 2013 08:48 PM (qFpRI)
Man, can anyone resist the mesmerizing and sensual grace of a belly dancer?
http://tinyurl.com/ko8er56
Posted by: maddogg at July 29, 2013 08:49 PM (G1L7J)
Posted by: NCwoof at July 29, 2013 08:49 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Hank Hill at July 29, 2013 08:49 PM (Vk2pI)
Which in Peruvian translates to "winkenshnauzensmilinfacen."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2013 08:49 PM (eHIJJ)
>> does that refer to a HSS?
Yes.
There are two types of pickups. Single Coil and Double Coil (Humbuckers though not all double coils are Humbucking).
I think a sleeper axe in your price range is the Brian Moore Custom Shop C-90 (Mid-Late 90's era).
Unless you can find a Brian Moore Custom Shop DC-1 for that kind of money...those are about as good a guitar as anyone has made in a long while.
Although, they are both a shorter scale than a Strat.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:49 PM (0L/Sd)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:49 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 29, 2013 08:50 PM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: Peruvian Hairdressers Association at July 29, 2013 08:50 PM (Vk2pI)
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if you had done that in Peruvia your balls would be stapled to your mother's forehead.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:50 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:51 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 08:51 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2013 08:51 PM (8FeS+)
It's slowly coming back to me......the title was something like: "Gastard Touched My Boat" -- or maybe that was the traditional reel that followed the ballad.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:51 PM (T1005)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:51 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2013 08:52 PM (AO9UG)
This is because when Real Peruvians kill people it isn't considered a crime, its just what they do.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2013 08:52 PM (vfB2N)
9 Where is Mordor on that map of Peruvia?
I'm trying to find Tudor and Fordor.
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 30, 2013 12:47 AM (tOkJB)
When you do, Mordor is right in-between.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:52 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Peruvian Man-Goat Love Association at July 29, 2013 08:52 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:52 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 08:53 PM (0L/Sd)
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if you had done that in Peruvia your balls would be stapled to your mother's forehead.
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:50 AM (PlzOe)
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or maybe your mother's balls would be stapled to your forehead -- I forget which one.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 08:53 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 29, 2013 08:53 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 08:54 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 08:54 PM (XFTOV)
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Hmm. There was something that went..., uh...,
"We're little black goats that have lost our way...
"Nyah, nyah, nyah....
"Peruvian bongsters off on a spree
"Doomed to be flogged to enternity..
Something like that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 29, 2013 08:54 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 29, 2013 08:55 PM (9bMee)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 29, 2013 08:55 PM (qFpRI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 08:55 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:56 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Gingy at July 29, 2013 08:56 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 29, 2013 08:56 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 08:57 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:58 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Peruvian Capraphile at July 29, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2013 08:58 PM (JMmQ9)
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Hmm. There was something that went..., uh...,
"We're little black goats that have lost our way...
"Nyah, nyah, nyah....
"Peruvian bongsters off on a spree
"Doomed to be flogged to enternity..
Something like that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 30, 2013 12:54 AM (aDwsi)
>*slaps knee*<
Of course, THAT's why I remembered it! Nice mythos tie-in.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 08:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 08:59 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 08:59 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: noone of consequence (oops) at July 29, 2013 08:59 PM (uc7HN)
I see the Blue Rhino brand here in CA. I hadn't known they were all across the country.
http://tinyurl.com/mupctnr
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 08:59 PM (kcfmt)
9 Where is Mordor on that map of Peruvia?
I'm trying to find Tudor and Fordor.
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 30, 2013 12:47 AM (tOkJB)
When you do, Mordor is right in-between.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 12:52 AM (T1005)
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Nope, Treedor is.
Posted by: Gingy at July 30, 2013 12:56 AM (aH+zP)
Technically, you drive from Tudor through Treedor to Fordor -- but you always follow the signs to Mordor and that's what you pass in-between.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:00 PM (T1005)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tfr/3959145432.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 09:00 PM (RJOKC)
The next time he passes out, we should shave Ace down and have the map of Peruvia tattooed on him.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 09:02 PM (0L/Sd)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 29, 2013 09:02 PM (qFpRI)
That reminds me of the network exec who said if 'The Tudors' was a big success they had a natural sequel in the Fordor Hatchbacks. I thing that may be the translation of Saxe Golgotha.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 09:03 PM (kcfmt)
re: Peruvia, the Tweet where Ace busted out the 'Pater' about made me bust a nut.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 09:03 PM (0L/Sd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:03 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:03 PM (CA2NO)
Belgian Europe? These days, that is the only Europe there is, and don't you dare forget that.
Posted by: Endless EUSSR euro-crats in Brussels at July 29, 2013 09:04 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 12:22 AM (T1005)
Thank you, cthula. Peaches is a doll. I posted things about how sick my brother is she posted back that heÂ’s in the Horde prayers and how powerful it is. I cut it and pasted into a word document to read to him.
Carol
Posted by: CarolT at July 30, 2013 12:57 AM (z4WKX)
We're all prayin' for him. Perhaps he might even go to Peruvia and tell us about the journey.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:04 PM (T1005)
That's what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:04 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: noone of consequence (oops) at July 30, 2013 12:59 AM (uc7HN)
Was that before or after the seizures?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:05 PM (T1005)
Posted by: eman at July 30, 2013 12:56 AM (AO9UG)
While some may like Florida, there is also a vibrant and thriving Peruvian-American community where I live.
I just wish they would stop trying to kill me and committing other violent crimes.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2013 09:05 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:23 AM (PlzOe)
$1000 for a guitar for a friend? Niiice. What, did he let you bang his sister or some shit? lol
Hmm, $1000 is pretty good chunk. I seen you mention a '62 strat up above. I would probably find out of it was the strat itself, or was it the whole vibe of a '62 that he liked. The '62 would only have 21 frets, but an american standard, American Special, and a Highway 1 would have 22 frets, flatter board, and larger frets and slightly hotter pickups. The '62 would most likely have those custom shop '57-'62 pickups, and aren't exactly the strongest pickups out there. A '62 "might" be had used for $1000, but it isn't going to fall from the sky, you may have to be patient. So, like I said you might want to find out exactly what he liked about that '62. there are a some good options for strats out there that may work far better for what he wants to do.
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 09:06 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:06 PM (CA2NO)
re: Peruvia, the Tweet where Ace busted out the 'Pater' about made me bust a nut.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2013 01:03 AM (0L/Sd)
Link?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:06 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 01:00 AM (T1005)
If you reach Ajarr, you've gone too far.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 30, 2013 01:03 AM (CA2NO)
Worse yet, you can fall out of Peruvia entirely.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:07 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Old guy from 70s commercial at July 29, 2013 09:08 PM (/9IC1)
Link?
I have no such powers, but it was on that Twitchy post from when he first started rolling.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 09:09 PM (0L/Sd)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 29, 2013 09:10 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Berserker at July 30, 2013 01:06 AM (FMbng)
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Nah. That's what it cost me to get him to bang my sister. Finally shut the girl up for 3 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes and 46 seconds (but, who's counting).
So, didn't I catch somewhere that you have been buying up some kind of Charvels? What kind and why?
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 09:11 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 09:12 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Anson Wheeler at July 29, 2013 09:12 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:45 AM (PlzOe)
Yes and no. I usually go more for the jackson and gibson V's but I did get a new charvel somewhat recently because it was too damn cheap to pass up.
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 09:12 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:13 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:13 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at July 29, 2013 09:14 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 09:14 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:15 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 09:16 PM (XFTOV)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 29, 2013 09:16 PM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:16 PM (yoh1c)
Posted by: karachi express at July 30, 2013 01:14 AM (jp3VA)
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Les Paul --- not enough screech / too heavy.
what type of Jackson --- year, model, country of origin?
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 09:16 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:17 PM (T1005)
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 01:11 AM (PlzOe)
Well a friend of mine is a charvel dealer. He called me about one of the pro mod series charvels he was getting cheap and he asked if I wanted one. I do have an old '83 san dimas charvel, and its very cool, but I had played a few pro mod series charvels and they felt pretty similar, so I figured what the hell. It has a real floyd bridge, not a copy, and came with duncan pickup in it, an ebony board, and a hardshell case. For $600 I was all over that shit
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 09:18 PM (FMbng)
In Peruvia all knobs go to '11' but most start at '3'.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 09:19 PM (0L/Sd)
Posted by: thunderb at July 29, 2013 09:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at July 29, 2013 09:21 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 09:22 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:23 PM (yoh1c)
The Jackson is a screamer - if you don't like the Les Paul.
Posted by: karachi express at July 30, 2013 01:14 AM (jp3VA)
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Les Paul --- not enough screech / too heavy.
what type of Jackson --- year, model, country of origin?
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 01:16 AM (PlzOe)
My mom gave me a sweater for Christmas one year. I'd hoped for a moaner or even a screamer, but I suppose it was better than Rosy Palm and her five sisters again......
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:23 PM (T1005)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZfqIEWz4hg
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:23 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: lindafell at July 29, 2013 09:24 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:24 PM (yoh1c)
Night all, God BlessPosted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at July 29, 2013 09:25 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Carol T at July 29, 2013 09:26 PM (z4WKX)
what type of Jackson --- year, model, country of origin?
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 01:16 AM (PlzOe)
What do you mean by screech??
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 09:27 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Synova at July 29, 2013 09:29 PM (7/PU+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:29 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: Cato at July 29, 2013 09:30 PM (hl9jS)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 29, 2013 09:30 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 09:32 PM (z4WKX)
Still haven't bought any donuts.
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 09:32 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:32 PM (LScnt)
http://tinyurl.com/mxrpq5v
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 29, 2013 09:33 PM (RJOKC)
Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at July 30, 2013 01:21 AM (vgd4f)
Sikhs are sort-of-like the Mormons of the subcontinent. They're a little showy in being odd, but in a straight-laced sort of way. When they go on about the nuts-and-bolts of their religion, there's a lot of MEGO going on....but they're friendly, honorable, and they're the family on the block that you can leave your keys with when you're off on vacay. I've known a couple of Sikh accountants, and I like their approach.
And, incidentally, for 2nd Amendment supporters....every Sikh is supposed to be carrying a kirpan -- a ceremonial knife meant to defend Sikhs and non-Sikhs against oppression -- at all times.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 09:37 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 01:17 AM (T1005)
My office?
summer.ucsb.edu/upload/Gurdwara.JPG
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2013 01:23 AM (yoh1c)
This, I've got to see......
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:37 PM (T1005)
Because that would be wrong.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:37 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 09:37 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: otho at July 29, 2013 09:38 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 29, 2013 09:39 PM (+Ps3k)
http://tinyurl.com/mxrpq5v
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 30, 2013 01:33 AM (RJOKC)
They bagged a perp, so there's that.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Nuclear SUV at July 29, 2013 09:41 PM (rUB/V)
(PNN) -- Edward Snowden's father defended his son's actions Monday and slammed those who would focus on llamas rather than goats.
"He loves Peruvia. I know my son. I know he loves Peruvia. What he believed is that ... the Peruvian people needed to be aware of what their government was doing to the goats, neutering them," Lon Snowden told PNN's Yhandersohn Kupir 360 Monday night.
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 30, 2013 01:39 AM (+Ps3k)
If KTVU can put Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow on air regarding the plane crash -- we need to get this bulletin from Peruvia onto CNN.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 09:43 PM (T1005)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 09:44 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: otho at July 30, 2013 01:38 AM (9gNQd)
A used highway 1 tele would be around $500. The highway 1 series was pretty damn cool, I have a few highway1 strats. They are American made and have a really nice vibe to them. I'm not much of a fender dude, but I have to say that was one pretty cool guitar for the bucks.
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 09:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:45 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: Berserker at July 30, 2013 01:27 AM (FMbng)
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I'm stumped. I have no idea how to explain the sound. I don't play 'em, I just listen, but it seems to me the guys I have played with that play Les Pauls all end up with a Dicky Betts sort of sound.
Other guys get weird squeals, screeches and howls that are less melodic but are just cool sounds that make their licks work. A lot of them play strats, but some play hollow body Gibsons or Heritages, etc.
I wish I could express that thought better.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 09:45 PM (PlzOe)
Just mind bending. A woman leaves a gun, ostensibly loaded, unattended, which almost makes one reconsider gun control stances to limit liberals to not owning one.
Posted by: Mehnow at July 29, 2013 09:45 PM (Ua1XQ)
Here in Commiefornia, this particular cultural practice has caused consternation. Especially in the context of a monolithically leftist, feminazified, unionized public school system which insists on expelling even kids who _draw in crayon_ depictions of what might possibly be taken as a weapon of some kind.
Immigrants? Good. Very good! Illegal? No problem!
Non-Christian immigrants? Even better. Superb! Send more!
Non-Christian immigrants who INSIST ON CARRYING WEAPONS? To SCHOOL?
Shock horror! Inability to parse! Does not compute! Error! Error! Meltdown imminent! Daisy, daisy, give me your answer truuuuuuuuueeeeeee....
Posted by: Endless EUSSR euro-crats in Brussels at July 29, 2013 09:47 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 09:47 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: karachi express at July 30, 2013 01:44 AM
Is that to me, or one of the other guitar people?
Posted by: otho at July 29, 2013 09:48 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 09:48 PM (XFTOV)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 09:49 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 09:49 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: UWP at July 29, 2013 09:50 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 09:50 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: karachi express at July 30, 2013 01:44 AM (jp3VA)
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I play bass and little keys. What I know about guitars isn't very much. I know a lot of chords, but only from the wrong side.
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 09:52 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 09:53 PM (vgd4f)
>>> I know a lot of chords, but only from the wrong side.
That's because you have it upside down.
Posted by: Zombie Hendrix at July 29, 2013 09:53 PM (0L/Sd)
Other guys get weird squeals, screeches and howls that are less melodic but are just cool sounds that make their licks work. A lot of them play strats, but some play hollow body Gibsons or Heritages, etc.
I wish I could express that thought better.
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 01:45 AM (PlzOe)
I think I know what you mean. I have les pauls and strats here, and they are miles apart. A lot of dudes with les pauls go for the PAF type sounding pickups, so yeah they will sound like betts, or "duane" or one of a million other classic les paul players. As for me, I use ceramic atom smasher pickups, so I get the blowtorch thing happening. I have a '55 les paul custom with a duncan distortion in the bridge...just to make the anal vintage homos shit themselves.
That, and the fact that I do NOT want to sound like dickie betts lol
I think I know what you mean though, there is a honk to a strat, and the single coil pickups do have a certain whine and ping.
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 09:54 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 09:54 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 09:55 PM (XFTOV)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 29, 2013 09:55 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 29, 2013 09:57 PM (yoh1c)
Karachi Express by way of FL.
Posted by: karachi express at July 29, 2013 09:58 PM (jp3VA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 09:59 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 30, 2013 01:57 AM (yoh1c)
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would I be correct in assuming that Just Wrong /= just wrong?
Posted by: jc at July 29, 2013 09:59 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 09:59 PM (0L/Sd)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 10:00 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: UWP at July 29, 2013 10:01 PM (r98SZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i1yPSZJUJM
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 10:01 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: The Drinky Hat at July 29, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 10:02 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2013 01:59 AM (0L/Sd)
Oh yeah those are nice. I like that he gets the bobbins right on those. I managed to get a set of cream ones a few years back. They were pretty impressive for that type of sound.
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 10:05 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: lou's a girl at July 29, 2013 10:05 PM (vgd4f)
The Sikhs are mostly good people.
Unfortunately, back in the late '80s there was some trouble with them back in India. Mostly the government's fault, iirc, but some of the Sikhs caused some Bad Things(tm) as a result.
Posted by: junior at July 29, 2013 10:05 PM (Quo7C)
Mind you, the entire population of Nepal is only about 26M, of which male Gurkhas of fighting age would be a small fraction.....and there are but 20M Sikhs in all the world -- while India has a population of over 1210M .....but just like we had to go to the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders Regimental Museum when we were in Scotland, we'd have to stand and be inspired by the fearless countrymen and warrior monks. You definitely want to keep your eye on the bubblegum supply around these guys.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 10:06 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 29, 2013 10:07 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: CarolT at July 29, 2013 10:07 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 29, 2013 10:09 PM (SzAZ7)
The Sikhs are mostly good people.
Unfortunately, back in the late '80s there was some trouble with them back in India. Mostly the government's fault, iirc, but some of the Sikhs caused some Bad Things(tm) as a result.
Posted by: junior at July 30, 2013 02:05 AM (Quo7C)
Are you sure that you're not thinking the Tamils, down Sri Lanka way?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 10:12 PM (T1005)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 10:14 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 10:18 PM (XFTOV)
He was successfully revived. Over the next year, he developed a case of gangrene and lost two toes and half of a thumb. But he's alive and well today.
On that note, I had gangrene once. I'm alive and intact now. I hope it works out the same way for your brother. If not, coming out of it the same way Winters did would be good, too.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 10:20 PM (LScnt)
The Sikhs are mostly good people.
Unfortunately, back in the
late '80s there was some trouble with them back in India. Mostly the
government's fault, iirc, but some of the Sikhs caused some Bad
Things(tm) as a result.
Posted by: junior at July 30, 2013 02:05 AM (Quo7C)
Are you sure that you're not thinking the Tamils, down Sri Lanka way?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 02:12 AM (T1005)
--There's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Bombing
Posted by: logprof at July 29, 2013 10:21 PM (3VBXw)
>>> Oh yeah those are nice. I like that he gets the bobbins right on those. I managed to get a set of cream ones a few years back. They were pretty impressive for that type of sound.
I had a Baker Jr. that was a Koa Hollowbody (California Special was the model) that had a pair of those things in it. Thing would melt your face off.
The only guitar I've ever played that had pinch harmonics like that was a Shencker V.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 10:24 PM (m0UXc)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 29, 2013 10:25 PM (LScnt)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 29, 2013 10:28 PM (XFTOV)
I learned guitar on a 12 string back in 73.
A "DE Angelico big body with an artisan inlay around the opening, blisters and sometimes blood while the finger pads formed the needed calluses, was into the haunting cord progressions of Joni Mitchell and the blistering fret work of Leo Kotke, was able to obtain enough chops to play in a bar band back in my Navy days. But about drove myself crazy trying to figure out Ms. Mitchell's fingerings to obtain such said haunting cord progressions.
Then a fluke, visit to a Berkley music shop in 1983 and a book buy of "Steven Grossberg's, Vestople and dropped "D" tunings for guitar."
So THAT"S how she does it!!!! OH...forgot to mention, I learned left handed and upside down.........YEAH I know...I know....just like Hendrix
sept I be a White Boy.......but I was not bad back in the day.....
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 10:31 PM (dxpas)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 10:32 PM (mCNwt)
WTF is this PERUVIA shit anyway....forgive me, I've been pulling 18 hour days for the last 2 weeks and am so very out of the loop.....
jus sayin
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 10:38 PM (dxpas)
>>> A "DE Angelico big body with an artisan inlay around the opening
I knew Jimmy. Never seen a temper like that before or since. I got to hear him chew out David Crosby one time. It was pure art.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 10:38 PM (m0UXc)
http://tinyurl.com/mwuk9ad
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 10:44 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 10:46 PM (mCNwt)
There was a time in American history, roughly 1958-1988, when I figured we might well be in for our own version of the Thirty Minutes War. Hear the sirens just in time to kiss our asses goodbye. Glad it did not work out that way.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 29, 2013 10:46 PM (gqT4g)
The national bird of Peruvia is the yellow-penised knobgobbler
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 01:49 AM (mCNwt)
I`ve been told on good authority that the national bird of Peruvia is the post turtle.
Posted by: rightlysouthern at July 29, 2013 10:46 PM (uOxBm)
OH.
For the record,
Ms. Yewman needs to have the batteries for her vibrator in a separate lock box.....in another room...preferably in the trunk of her Lexus.....parked at LEAST a block away from her residence.....
for the children you understand...
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 10:47 PM (dxpas)
The only guitar I've ever played that had pinch harmonics like that was a Shencker V.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2013 02:24 AM (m0UXc)
Baker made a nice guitar. I had a les paul that he made. Was made really nice. Color was a tad goofy, but it played great.
Posted by: Berserker at July 29, 2013 10:47 PM (FMbng)
903
The Sikhs are mostly good people.
Unfortunately, back in the
late '80s there was some trouble with them back in India. Mostly the
government's fault, iirc, but some of the Sikhs caused some Bad
Things(tm) as a result.
Posted by: junior at July 30, 2013 02:05 AM (Quo7C)
Are you sure that you're not thinking the Tamils, down Sri Lanka way?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 02:12 AM (T1005)
--There's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Bombing
Posted by: logprof at July 30, 2013 02:21 AM (3VBXw)
Ick. What a nasty piece of work. Sikhs pissed off at Indians and 305 of the 329 Victims are neither Sikhs nor Indians -- way to uphold the honor of defending the innocent, there...
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 10:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: NO_LIMIT_BAMA at July 29, 2013 10:55 PM (+Ps3k)
>>> Baker made a nice guitar. I had a les paul that he made. Was made really nice. Color was a tad goofy, but it played great.
Gene knows what he's doing. I'd love to get another Custom Shop Fender Masterbuilt by Gene. I had the Robben Ford Prototype for a while.
Best guitar I have ever played.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 10:56 PM (m0UXc)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 10:56 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 10:56 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 10:59 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 02:48 AM (T1005)
--I'd like to think that the crazy Sikhs who pulled that off are Sikhism's Eric Rudolph. They have been mostly peaceful since the '80s.
Posted by: logprof at July 29, 2013 11:02 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: epobirs at July 30, 2013 02:56 AM (kcfmt)
Propane! Propane!
Posted by: Jim Lahey at July 29, 2013 11:04 PM (3VBXw)
Me WHITE BOY...did in fact try to be black.....ONCE during a jam session in front of my whole fucking High School with Alex Van Halen on lead guitar butchering,(me not Alex) (singing post puberty) a Muddy Water's Blue's number....though Alex smiled at my earnest attempt.......and no one booed...........claim to fame, but mostly flame.........
no shit bitches....no shit.....I was a freak of nature most of my past life.....
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 11:05 PM (dxpas)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:05 PM (mCNwt)
Indians and 305 of the 329 Victims are neither Sikhs nor Indians -- way
to uphold the honor of defending the innocent, there...
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 02:48 AM (T1005)
--It should be noted that a lot of the victims were probably Canadians born in India.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at July 29, 2013 11:07 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:09 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 29, 2013 11:09 PM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:18 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 29, 2013 11:18 PM (+Ps3k)
Please tell me the tail of the sock.....
I want a bedtime story.....(PPPLLLEASSSSE!)
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 03:19 AM (dxpas)
Frig off, Ricky!
Posted by: Randy at July 29, 2013 11:22 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: epobirs at July 29, 2013 11:24 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:26 PM (mCNwt)
Ick. What a nasty piece of work. Sikhs pissed off at
Indians and 305 of the 329 Victims are neither Sikhs nor Indians -- way
to uphold the honor of defending the innocent, there...
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 02:48 AM (T1005)
--It should be noted that a lot of the victims were probably Canadians born in India.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at July 30, 2013 03:07 AM (3VBXw)
Let's just visit two scenarios here: (1) Indians know about Sikh mistreatment, decide to beat feet; (2) Indians bail, never find out about Sikh mistreatment. At what point do these people lose the "innocent" status that both Hindus and Sikhs are supposed to protect? You blow a plane out of the air and kill 329 people, and well over 90% of the people on the plane are bystanders. What a sad, pathetic, scum of a loser idiot. Great job of projecting your values. Great job on the PR. Great job of addressing the issue -- hey, here's a concept. If you off yourself now, you improve the ratio of combatants to innocents by one!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 11:29 PM (T1005)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:33 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2013 03:29 AM (T1005)
--I agree. Most Canadians probably cared fuck all about the Sikh-India disputes, and the terrorists shoved most of the bystanders to one side.
Posted by: Randy at July 29, 2013 11:35 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: logprof, veteran of the barrel at July 29, 2013 11:40 PM (3VBXw)
950
Ooohh, a scamperling!
O.K , if you will just hold still .......there now....yes-sir-eee-bob.....
NOW, turn your chin........thus...and....
wait for it........unless your sock is of poly-fiber stock then.....alas....
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 11:40 PM (dxpas)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 03:26 AM (mCNwt)
When I was a young lad, inspired by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJhq9eq_eJg , I created an entire suite of documents regarding "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese." Logos, reviews, import documents, package labels.....just no cheese.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 11:41 PM (T1005)
Peruvia is well known for its artisanal bakers. In fact, bakers are almost as well regarded as the Pflugrtetnvoder (Manatee Milkers) .
The typical country bakery offers a diverse selection of breads, cookies and treats. Those allergic to goat semen would be advised to avoid all of the cream filled pastries as well as the Skeetunkroller.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2013 11:42 PM (m0UXc)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:44 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Bill H at July 29, 2013 11:44 PM (3sZO1)
957
Serious???
The one with the gold glitter all down the rib-lines???
You DO have the BEST trinkets from the vault IMHO.......
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 11:45 PM (dxpas)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 29, 2013 11:49 PM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:51 PM (mCNwt)
Well,
Time to dump the Peruvia "Pole-Dancing Stocks" and move my money to
Diego-Garcia and invest in Donkey Futures......
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 29, 2013 11:53 PM (dxpas)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 29, 2013 11:56 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 03:51 AM (mCNwt)
They generally don't put up too much of a fight, unless they're attached to other Peruvians when caught -- in which case, watch out!!!! Fisticuffs, MMA, and various projectile weapons are known to have been used.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2013 11:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 12:01 AM (mCNwt)
Oh, so sorry LOGPROF!
disregard the previous and go back to being bitter about your....life....waning
real life sucks most times.......just ask me.....
and the name is RICHARD.......(don't be an asshole) your better than that.
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 12:05 AM (dxpas)
2 of the wimminz were slightly injured by the bear prior to his final spasms.
although polar bear rape is frowned upon by the Peruvian police, it is not illegal and has become a rising fad during the time of Peruvia's Kneisterbuchle festival.
during the last 4 years, Peruvian polar bear rape has resulted in twice as many polar bear deaths as Greenpeace bear gazing harassment incidents.
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:06 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 12:08 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Bill H at July 30, 2013 12:11 AM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:15 AM (yoh1c)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:16 AM (yoh1c)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 12:16 AM (mCNwt)
You'd have to start by founding a Peruvian auto industry and keeping detailed notes.
I hear tell they had a Trabant franchise for a while but had difficuty marketing cars to a market that wasn't entirely sure what a car was. The entire stock was sold off as giant Hot Wheels before the factory shut down.
Posted by: epobirs at July 30, 2013 12:17 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 30, 2013 12:17 AM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 30, 2013 12:17 AM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 12:20 AM (mCNwt)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 12:23 AM (mCNwt)
The basement workshop of Henri Dorf was unearthed nearly intact but massive theft removed most of the evidence before it could be cataloged.
The toboggan conversion attempts of the Dudgolese brothers were used successfully during the war to transmit IEDs to unsuspecting adversaries and unfortunately the last Dudge was destroyed in combat. The original molds for the brick tires are now in the Borf Museum.
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:26 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at July 30, 2013 12:26 AM (mCNwt)
974
It all began with the "Volvula" Swedish car during the winter Solstice back in 1953.
The Perv's enticed the lead engineers from that project to come over and design the "PERV-ERTICE X-69 for the Detroit Auto Show in 1963.
The car had to be withdrawn from the show because so many female spectators were creaming in their jeans that the "Council for Dry Pant Suits"
issued a statement in part that was objecting to a car that caused women to cream their jeans......
and that was the end of the Peruvian X-69....and ALL future car constructs...
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 12:29 AM (dxpas)
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:29 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: PNN - Peruvia News Network at July 30, 2013 12:35 AM (+Ps3k)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 30, 2013 12:41 AM (SzAZ7)
990
It's a number......yet with a purpose.....unless with the swirl...we are now talking....
The Best Fish and Chips..........with Tarter Sauce....and Vinegar
or how you all STILL HAVE NO IN AND OUT BURGER JOINTS?
sayin........
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 12:47 AM (dxpas)
Repeat......
Yewman still needs to keep her vibrator batteries in a separate lock box
for the children.......
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 12:50 AM (dxpas)
Originally the word simply meant "found in a goat's ass." However, over the centuries the meaning morphed many times through a variety of excretion functions and various animal types. During medieval times, Toure' meant "known to eat camel shit." Many more variations are listed prior to today's most common meaning, which is: "dumber than dog shit."
Posted by: jc at July 30, 2013 12:51 AM (PlzOe)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 30, 2013 01:11 AM (Wk9TK)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 30, 2013 01:19 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 30, 2013 01:23 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 30, 2013 01:28 AM (bS6uW)
This grander thing is a most rare.......
unless you were here back 2007....then, every day...most every day.
ACE!
Where you want to be.......
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 01:38 AM (dxpas)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 30, 2013 01:44 AM (klTyW)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 30, 2013 01:51 AM (Wk9TK)
CRAP!!!!
Must sleep, so....night to you my rons and ettes...
sleep you all the sleep of Kings and Queens...
our days of battle will soon be unto us and we must be.....
Ever Watchful and ready for the day does come
and our answer must be.....
"Death to those that wish our demise!!!
Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 30, 2013 01:53 AM (dxpas)
Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2013 01:58 AM (ZNQKl)
Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 30, 2013 02:08 AM (Wk9TK)
No, I had missed it. It enrages me that thus far precisely one Senator is bothered with Obama's Imperial Presidency. Sen. Cruz come on down.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 30, 2013 02:24 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) On Vacation at July 30, 2013 02:35 AM (ewXQL)
Posted by: Weiner and Abedin at July 30, 2013 02:49 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Miss Marple at July 30, 2013 02:50 AM (GoIUi)
Over the next two days my household goods will be picked up...then I'll leave sometime between now and the seventh...
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at July 30, 2013 02:58 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: logprof at July 30, 2013 03:04 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: DefendUSA at July 30, 2013 03:10 AM (nAHMK)
Posted by: perturbed at July 30, 2013 03:59 AM (u6Ueb)
Posted by: perturbed at July 30, 2013 04:02 AM (u6Ueb)
And Lisa Peluso was *hot*: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/275345
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 30, 2013 07:53 AM (BDU/a)
Posted by: NYC Parent at July 30, 2013 09:15 AM (HEo6y)
"...she has quite a future in fiction."
Only if your sole definition of "fiction" is "...having an obvious hissy-fit over absolutely nothing of substance regarding firearms in general and one of the least-dangerous handguns in the world in particular, repeatedly, in print, for roughly 30 days, to no useful purpose whatsoever."
Otherwise, fuhgeddaboutit.
The End.
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at July 30, 2013 11:31 AM (VctSv)
What I was trying to say is that I hope your brother's experience with the infection (was it an infection? I was under that impression) is more like mine than that of Winters. But if it's more like what Winters went through, at least he'll be alive, and that's what's really important.
It seemed more comforting to me when I wrote it. Again, I'm sorry about that. I really should've gone straight to bed like I'd intended to.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 30, 2013 05:00 PM (LScnt)
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