July 08, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (7-8-2013)
— Maetenloch

OMFG Obama To Deploy 15,000 Russian Troops in US Under DHS Orders!!!!!

An unsettling report prepared by the Emergencies Ministry (EMERCOM) circulating in the Kremlin today on the just completed talks between Russia and the United States in Washington D.C. says that the Obama regime has requested at least 15,000 Russian troops trained in disaster relief and "crowd functions" [i.e. riot control] be pre-positioned to respond to FEMA Region III during an unspecified "upcoming" disaster.

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Well actually no.

In fact Stacy McCain actually did some digging and found that the story is bullshit:

That article is bullshit, so far as I can tell. It links to a seemingly legitimate Russian news site's report about the U.S.-Russian meeting, but that article says nothing at all about a report "circulating in the Kremlin" or Janet Napolitano requesting 15,000 Russian troops.  The EU Times (bullshit) article also says this:
FEMA Region III, the area Russian troops are being requested for, includes Washington D.C. and the surrounding States of Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia, "strongly suggesting" that the Obama regime has lost confidence in its own military being able to secure its survival should it be called upon to do so.
We have zero official sources for this, and good luck finding any mainstream news organization - Associated Press, Washington Post, Reuters, etc. - that has even taken notice of the June 25 U.S.-Russian meeting which (a) we know actually happened, based on a statement from the Russian agency, but which (b) apparently wasn't considered important enough to merit a press release from FEMA.

Apparently officials from FEMA and the Russian equivalent did meet in June but the result seems to have been the usual nicey-nice-let's-agree-to-share-experiences-and-training-tips bureaucratic argle-bargle. Not a mention of any troops or really anything claimed in the article.

By the way the EU Times isn't a newspaper,  isn't affiliated with the EU, and apparently will print anything that people send in as long as it gets hits. The fact that they have a Zionism section, lots of links to Infowars, and stories like this, this and this tells you pretty much where they're coming from and how much credibility they deserve.

In fact this whole story is a case study of how click-attracting bullshit gets peddled and passed into the conservative blogosphere. Here's what the actual June press release from the Ministry of the Russian Federation for Civil Defense and Emergencies said:

The Russian Emergency Situations Ministry and the USA Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) are going to exchange experts during joint rescue operations in major disasters. This is provided by a protocol of the fourth meeting of the U.S.-Russia Bilateral Presidential Commission Working Group on Emergency Situations and seventeenth meeting of Joint U.S.-Russia Cooperation Committee on Emergency Situations, which took place in Washington on 25 June.

The document provides for expert cooperation in disaster response operations and to study the latest practices.

In addition, the parties approved of U.S.-Russian cooperation in this field in 2013-2014, which envisages exchange of experience including in monitoring and forecasting emergency situations, training of rescuers, development of mine-rescuing and provision of security at mass events.

And here's how the EU Times (and Infowars and many other cut-and-paste sites) reported it:

Russian Forces to Provide "Security" At US Events

As part of a deal signed last week in Washington DC between the Russian Emergency Situations Ministry and FEMA, Russian officials will provide "security at mass events" in the United States, a scenario that won't sit well with Americans wary of foreign assets operating on US soil.

According to a press release by the Ministry of the Russian Federation for Civil Defense and Emergencies, US and Russian officials met on June 25 at the 17th Joint U.S.-Russia Cooperation Committee on Emergency Situations.

Are these even vaguely the same thing? Hell no. And this exaggeration and deliberate misinterpretation is no mistake or accident. You see it in article after article. And sadly quite a few well-known conservative blogs also engage in the same bullshit-bait-and-switch as well.

So why do they do it when it's so obvious? Because they think you're stupid and gullible. And because it works.

The Grounding and Its Possible Implications

Over the weekend an Israeli F-16 crashed in the Mediterranean and in response Israel has grounded all of its F-16s and F-15s.

"An F16 combat aircraft crashed earlier today in the sea after the engine malfunctioned," the spokesman said. He added that the air force commander had decided to "ground all F16 and F15 planes until circumstances of the incident are reviewed."

Which barring more information about the failure seems like a rather dramatic response that leaves most of Israel's air assets grounded. But Spook69 speculates that this could be part of a larger deception:

And that brings us to another possibility: is today's crash being used as some sort of deception plan?  As we've noted in the past, the Israelis are masters at tactical and strategic deception; virtually every major military operation in the history of the Jewish state has been preceded by some sort of deception operation.  Before the 1967 war, for example, Israeli TV showed footage of soldiers on holiday, enjoying a trip to the beach, while preparations for the lightning strike against their Arab foes were underway.

How would the current grounding fit into a deception plan?  Many major air operations are preceded by a maintenance stand down, giving maintenance crews enough time to prepare a maximum number of jets for combat.  If key F-15I and F-16I units suddenly stopped flying, foreign intelligence services would instantly lock onto that development as a possible sign of an impending Israeli strike.  But with all IAF F-15 and F-16 squadrons on the ground, it will be easier for the IAF to mask potential raid preparations.   

Oh and then you have this:

In closing, we offer this final tidbit: the coming days represent a period of extremely low lunar illumination in Iran--ideal conditions for a night attack against Tehran's nuclear facilities.  Yes, it's quite a stretch from an Israeli F-16 crash to a potential strike against Iran.  But today's crash in the Mediterranean does give the IAF a rather convenient excuse to put a lot of planes on the ground--for preventive maintenance and inspections--at just the right time.

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Immigration: Everybody Wins

Whether the immigration bill passes or not.

GOP members of the Gang of 8:

Consider, first, the Republican senators who advocated the bill-primarily Marco Rubio of Florida-did so not only because they believe in a more open immigration system but because they live in states where they are obliged as an electoral matter to take serious account of Hispanic populations or whose industries rely heavily on immigration (both legal and illegal). Senators represent the entirety of the states in which they live, and the swing-state-ier their state is, the more they need to be more supple politically than their colleagues from states that are more lopsided in partisan terms

The GOP opposition:

Now consider the Republicans in opposition, both in the House and Senate. This was a gimme to them also. The party's grass roots went absolutely ballistic over the bill, and so they can show their fealty to the base with a vote against. As for those grass-roots groups, this has been a fundraising bonanza for them, and also a thrilling way to demonstrate their hold over the party

And the Democrats:

They have the best of both worlds. If legislation were to be signed by the president, they were confident it would have benefited their party politically by eventually creating new voters who they think would be in their camp. Failure would mean a new line of attack against Republicans with Hispanics to keep them in line and convinced the GOP is their enemy.

Welcome to kabuki politics.

Lone Ranger: Lefty Agitprop

Apparently there's a reason that it's tanking hard at the box office:

The entire story is about Tonto "setting the record straight" in 1933 talking to kids about the real old west.  The US military is evil and corrupt and incompetent, so horrible you cheer for the Indians who come to the real rescue.  The white man is consistently awful and wicked.  Cowboys were monsters, settlers were awful, on and on it goes.

From what I've read, its like Howard Zinn wrote the screenplay.  I guess the people behind the film thought it would be all clever and ironic to turn the Lone Ranger on its head - after all it worked so well for Green Hornet... oh yeah - and maybe they figured a movie that kicks America in the pills for two hours in its most beloved historical era would do well overseas.

And the Lone Ranger's mask is now about white guilt rather than mystery. Ed Driscoll weighs in:

So Disney gambled up to $250 million on a film whose title character is virtually unknown to 21st century audiences, in a genre that Black Armband leftists despise and as a result, conservatives distrust Hollywood's inevitable revisionism, and is frequently a loser overseas. Perhaps it's yet another reminder, as veteran screenwriter William Goldman likes to say about his industry, nobody knows anything.

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Redefining Gettysburg the Leftist Way

Somehow despite being given by a Republican president the battle of Gettysburg has become whatever the Democrats need it to be.

Winding up the great three-day ceremonies on the scene of the Civil War's decisive battle seventy-five years ago, President Roosevelt today [July 3, 1938] told 50,000 cheering veterans of the Civil and World Wars that the present generation is fighting its way through "another conflict as fundamental as Lincoln's" - a conflict on the battlefield of the mind. "It is being fought not with the glint of steel, but with appeals to reason and justice on a thousand fronts," he said, "to save opportunity and security for the citizen in a free society."
She told the vice president that this was a chance to deliver "a masterpiece to be remembered by" and suggested that Dwight D. Eisenhower, living in Gettysburg in retirement from the presidency, might be drawn to the event.

By then the idea had gained momentum, all except the Eisenhower element. "Bringing in nationally prominent Republicans, however, could reduce the advantage of this situation," a top Johnson aide, probably Busby, wrote in an unsigned internal memo that now rests in the files of the Johnson Library.

All politics, in L.B.J.'s time as in ours, is personal.

And today:

In addition, The New York Times has a slide show of Gettysburg, three pictures (one third) of which have nothing to do with the Civil War.

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Police Sketches vs. Mug Shots

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Underground Cold War Sub Base

A hidden base used to protect and resupply Soviet subs and store nuclear warheads.

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The Manliest Movie Ever Made

How did I ever make it through the 80s without seeing this? And yes it has Ed Harris and Stephen King in it.

Listen: I am a man of simple tastes, so when someone tells me that there is a movie out there that is entirely based around dudes jousting each other on dirt bikes, I am going to see that movie as soon as humanly possible. Turns out that movie does in fact exist: 1981's Knightriders, written and directed by George Romero. Yes, that George Romero. He did it between Dawn and Day.

You might think that "a movie about dirt bike jousting directed by George Romero" would pretty much cover all the bizarre stuff going on in this movie, but trust me on this: It is only the beginning. It's the kind of movie that's so damn weird that when you finish, you immediately start telling people they need to see it.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by what the alien saw:

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1 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 05:50 PM (HVff2)

2 Ms Weaver's deployed the underwear...we're at DEFCON 1 boys

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

3 Wolverines!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 05:54 PM (pz4tT)

4 Satan is Ashamed of Abortion Protesters The following guest post was inadvertently obtained by playing a Will Wheaton podcast backwards, which was even more inadvertently labeled as a Paul Anka songÂ… More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2664

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 08, 2013 05:55 PM (XvHmy)

5 Pathetic losers ruining the Lone Ranger.

Posted by: Y-not at July 08, 2013 05:55 PM (5H6zj)

6 3 Sean Bannion,

That's be an interesting crossing of the streams there Mr. Bannion...

Sigourney Weaver's briefs and Patric Swayze's griefs...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

7 That'd be even...

sigh behold the typo

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds)

8 Russkies, DHS, all same-same

Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 05:56 PM (omBWL)

9 Re: F-16. Or perhaps fitting extra fuel tanks along with maintenance. Pre staging tankers? While everyone is watching Egypt, not a bad time to do a raid.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 05:57 PM (wR+pz)

10 A bit of real information on the Sufa that went down.
http://www.f-16.net/news_article4750.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 05:57 PM (WGVAJ)

11 that's Susan Weaver and her underpants, daughter of an NBC president, IIRC


not everyone starts at the bottom and works / f*cks their way to the top


"Sigourney" my ass, F. Scott

Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 05:59 PM (omBWL)

12 On route? I would think the Southern route where tankers from Saudi or Kuwait could be stationed to refuel them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 05:59 PM (wR+pz)

13 Nuclear wessels for Da Win, comrades!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 05:59 PM (xvZYu)

14 not everyone starts at the bottom and works / f*cks their way to the top ::: sigh ::: No, not everyone. If only.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:00 PM (pz4tT)

15 7 Posted by: blanker at July 08, 2013 09:56 PM *** Dribble Drabble Drazer Drome.... Time for this one to come home.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at July 08, 2013 06:00 PM (MhA4j)

16 Off-topic after less than 20 posts! I am playing a lot of Marvel Heroes these days, and if any morons want to join me, I have created a supergroup named "The Moron Horde." Currently, it is a horde of one (my wife refuses to join), so I could use some friendly moron masses to join. Contact djharr in game and I will see if I can figure out how to invite you.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 08, 2013 06:00 PM (w6ylO)

17 Just so everybody knows. Last post on this. Ruger is coming to NC.

Yea baby.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:01 PM (4Mv1T)

18 16 David,

Remind me after I get settled and I'll try to join...

Captain Yankee

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 06:02 PM (LRFds)

19 15K troops is a drop in the bucket, were that option actually be being explored...

that was the first reason i knew the story was bullshit

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2013 06:02 PM (8MasJ)

20 19 15K troops is a drop in the bucket, were that option actually be being explored... *** Wouldn't last a weekend in South Chicago

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at July 08, 2013 06:03 PM (MhA4j)

21 Evening morons. Maddie update: she is awake at times and even said "Mom" at one point. No evidence of backsliding.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 08, 2013 06:03 PM (mzgpZ)

22 Who knew in the future female merchant marine types would wear barely their undies. Must make getting out of your space suit an adventure.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2013 06:03 PM (zPVBH)

23

for Infidel-

sent the pictures. it was a big file so it might have gone into your spam box. hope you like them.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (ga+7c)

24 Wouldn't mind one a them commie APC's. I'm moving into a flood zone and them puppies is mostly amphibious.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (ZnmEV)

25 >So why do they do it when it's so obvious? Because they think you're stupid and gullible. And because it works.


which means... we're stupid and gullible?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (8sCoq)

26 Is that WW Z movie filled with a bunch of leftist crap? I've been looking for a monster movie or such to take the boys to.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (l3vZN)

27 So TR, think they will have a factory store?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (wR+pz)

28 F-16I Sufa is broadly comparable to an F-16D Block 52.  Two seat aircraft with an enlarged spine fairing.  Plane can be fitted with external fuel tanks but is built to accept over the wing conformal tanks.  Without AAR, an F-16I Sufa could almost reach Tehran.  All Sufas are fitted with advanced navigation equipment that is squeezed into the dorsal spine.  The plane is cleared to drop all US smart munitions and locally developed weapons like Spice guided bombs, Shafrir, and Python missiles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (WGVAJ)

29 21 Con Crank,

good to hear

22 18-1,

She wears them well regardless....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)

30 Egermency egermency

Everybody to get from street!

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:05 PM (8sCoq)

31 So TR, think they will have a factory store? Posted by: Billy Bob,
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One could only hope. Hell, I want job there. Final inspection and test.

BANG!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:05 PM (4Mv1T)

32 Ruger may be building a new plant in NC, but corporate isn't moving, at least that's what they told me two weeks ago when i was talking to their customer service dept about Resident Evil's new rifle

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2013 06:06 PM (8MasJ)

33 I say louder so can hear


EVERYBODY TO GET FROM STREET!

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:06 PM (8sCoq)

34 Good news Con Crank. Good news. Keep it coming.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

35
Anyone else find these new type of animation films to be unwatchable? It all started with TOY STORY.

My brain cannot negotiate what my eyes process with these Pixar films. What happened to normal animation?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:07 PM (FC8Yl)

36 And the Lone Ranger is a bumbling idiot that can't shoot straight.

Posted by: RWC at July 08, 2013 06:07 PM (8FeS+)

37 One could only hope. Hell, I want job there. Final inspection and test. BANG! Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 10:05 P I worked at North American Arms in Utah. It was great. We made some Prototype semi pistols that were outstanding.

Posted by: Beto at July 08, 2013 06:08 PM (MhA4j)

38
   The website that features the Russian subpen (English Russia) gives a really fascinating look at that country and it's history.   Sort of like Shorpy.

     Just don't go into the comments--they are deranged.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 08, 2013 06:08 PM (SAMxH)

39 EVERYBODY TO GET FROM STREET! Hilarious movie. Haven't seen it in years though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:08 PM (pz4tT)

40 *nods* Sergeant. Yo, Maet. Would you mind terribly if I asked you to actually link to the Yahoo Group?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)

41 Mmmmmm Ripley.  I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 08, 2013 06:08 PM (jucos)

42 35 Soothsayer,

we're not the target audience and the kids have a differently developing uncanny valley than we grew up with...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (LRFds)

43 Hi all, just got back from a whirlwind day at the Capitol. It included literally crashing in to Jim Bob.Duggar and a pro abortion mariachi band. Oh, and Greg Abbott's team was already out signing up supporters.

Posted by: Lauren at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (ikxXh)

44 Ruger may be building a new plant in NC, but corporate isn't moving, at least that's what they told me two weeks ago when i was talking to their customer service dept about Resident Evil's new rifle
Posted by: redc1c4
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They've purchased an old Unifi textile plant in the sticks well north of the Triad area close to the VA border.

It's a news release from their website so it's confirmed.

http://tinyurl.com/mrmx4od

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (4Mv1T)

45
Also: watched GI JOE II last night.

It could've been a lot better if they smartened up the dialogue a bit.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (052zE)

46 Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 10:06 PM **** It's pronounced Hevreehbhaty

Posted by: Beto at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (MhA4j)

47 ::: nods ::: Mr. Chairman.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (pz4tT)

48 Is that WW Z movie filled with a bunch of leftist crap? I've been looking for a monster movie or such to take the boys to. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 08, 2013 10:04 PM (l3vZN) Not nearly as much as the book, which was surprising. Other than the idea of the UN being "in charge" and you know, competent, I really can't think of any overt lefty bullshit. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (MBqvE)

49 Just as a PSA, Cochran and Bannion are pushing forward with their business plans.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-43-24.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:10 PM (WGVAJ)

50 Tonight's post brought to you by what the alien saw:

DAMMIT!

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 08, 2013 06:10 PM (sykbj)

51 So TR, Charlotte paper has nothing on this, da huh. Where did you find this news?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:10 PM (wR+pz)

52 Yo, Maet. Would you mind terribly if I asked you to actually link to the Yahoo Group?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)

Well it's linked in nearly every single ONT but alas my efforts are for naught. :-(

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AceOfSpadesHQ/


Posted by: Mætenloch at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (pAlYe)

53 So TR, think they will have a factory store? Posted by: Billy Bob
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I'm more interested in guests being allowed to test fire various bits and pieces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (aDwsi)

54 What happened to normal animation?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 10:07 PM (FC8Yl

Pixar.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (ga+7c)

55 Maetenloch and Life-Lok. Related or just a coincidence? You decide.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (9bMee)

56 The Pony? Hahaha!!!

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (doBIb)

57 From a practical perspective--It would take forever to get any Russian troops over here with any equipment, because it would have to come by sea, and I doubt the Russians have enough airlift for anything but paras in division-strength. Could be wrong. There are other considerations, but Clausewitz said you had to know the starting conditions before war planning. It is an interesting divertiment, though.

Posted by: Dong Ha at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (KwX4y)

58 @44 oh, never mind.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (wR+pz)

59 Well it's linked in nearly every single ONT but alas my efforts are for naught. :-( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AceOfSpadesHQ/ Posted by: Mætenloch at July 08, 2013 10:11 PM (pAlYe) I know it is, that's why I noticed tonight that it wasn't. Thanks!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

60 Click-attracting bullshit?

So the sex tape that Ace claims to have showing Kate Upton in flagrante delicto is a dodge?

I'm crushed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2013 06:12 PM (eSrLn)

61
sven, 5 years from now we'll learn that Pixar films cause epilepsy.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:12 PM (ZgBZU)

62 How awesome would that be, a horde meet-up for a plant tour at Ruger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

63 So TR, Charlotte paper has nothing on this, da huh. Where did you find this news? Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal
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CarolinaShootersClub.com

If I'm not here, I'm there.

Or in the bathroom.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

64 I'd rather the Russians were running this country than the Obamas, frankly. "May God keep the Tsar, far away from us".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 06:13 PM (xtjD/)

65 5 years from now?

Pika! 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:13 PM (WGVAJ)

66 Cock tease. I thought I was gonna shoot at some fucking Russians.

Posted by: You gonna eat that? at July 08, 2013 06:14 PM (GrtrJ)

67 Because they think you're stupid and gullible. And because it works. Were we just insulted?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:14 PM (GEICT)

68 Привет, товарищи!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2013 06:14 PM (T1005)

69 I've toured a lot of manufacturing plants over the years, but not a gun plant. That would be gigantically awesome.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)

70 Nazis vs. Aliens now on The Military Channel. Oooooookay.

Posted by: RWC at July 08, 2013 06:15 PM (8FeS+)

71 How big was Tonto's purse to carry around all that makeup?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 08, 2013 06:15 PM (Fz2C7)

72 Uh oh, Randy Travis in critical condition with viral cardiomyopathy

Posted by: Lauren at July 08, 2013 06:16 PM (ikxXh)

73 They want $16k for this?  I see ripples in the side panels and engine compartment has not be cleaned in what looks like 20 years.  And why do you slam almost to the ground a very desirable Type 2 Double Cab Safari?

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=1497989

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:16 PM (WGVAJ)

74 Nazis vs. Aliens now on The Military Channel.
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Like Russians, or who?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

75 If I had a nickel for every time I've read on the Internet that this-and-that means an imminent attack on Iran ... well, I wouldn't be rich, but I could probably buy a couple of bags of Extra Fancy potato chips.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 08, 2013 06:17 PM (ZO1w/)

76 15,000 Russian troops? That would cover LA. Maybe. I mean, as far as giving the natives a fair chance at getting a shot in before they were all gone, not as far as controlling the place. Mind you, saying news is not credible enough for the MFM is just a non-sequitur. Like saying a hooker is too expensive for Spitzer, or a cover-up too dastardly for the State Department.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 06:17 PM (yoh1c)

77 I loved Ted Cruz's dad speak on freedom. I adore the Cruz Missile, but if Perry runs in 2016 will that bar him from the ticket since they are both from Texas?

Posted by: Jmel at July 08, 2013 06:17 PM (BoDpj)

78 Moar 10/22's please.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:18 PM (doBIb)

79 How big was Tonto's purse to carry around all that makeup?
Posted by: lowandslow
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Never mind the crow..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:18 PM (aDwsi)

80 >I've toured a lot of manufacturing plants over the years,


in elementary school, we took a field trip to a Hostess bakery in Washington DC

that was a good day

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:18 PM (8sCoq)

81 Space aliens or just illegal aliens?  Or illegal space aliens like in Men in Black?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:18 PM (WGVAJ)

82 But briefly back to abortion. The media calls us "anti abortion demonstraters, while the other side is "abortion rights activists". Fuck the ap style guide in its biased ass.

Posted by: Lauren at July 08, 2013 06:18 PM (ikxXh)

83 I got all the persian rugs I plan to buy so I'm good with them nuking the ayatollahs.

Start whenever yer ready.

Anytime.

Just go right ahead.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

84
PACIFIC RIM looks like BATTLESHIP meets THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:19 PM (NLH1M)

85 Didn't Jack Crabb set the record straight in "Little Big Man?" 

Posted by: huerfano at July 08, 2013 06:19 PM (bAGA/)

86 Instead of 15,000 Russian troops I think we got 15,000 Ukranian women. Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:20 PM (8xOfO)

87 16 Off-topic after less than 20 posts! I am playing a lot of Marvel Heroes these days, and if any morons want to join me, I have created a supergroup named "The Moron Horde." Currently, it is a horde of one (my wife refuses to join), so I could use some friendly moron masses to join. Contact djharr in game and I will see if I can figure out how to invite you. Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at July 08, 2013 10:00 PM (w6ylO) Yo, David. I'm radiodad in game. Will be in touch soon.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 08, 2013 06:20 PM (5J54Q)

88 71 How big was Tonto's purse to carry around all that makeup? Posted by: lowandslow at July 08, 2013 10:15 PM (Fz2C7) Looks like an endangered crow on his head.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:20 PM (wR+pz)

89 Kerry: "Look Teresa, I really need some cover for this Egypt thing. I would make the hospital trip myself, but Hillary already played that card..., so, uh..., I need you to take the fall."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

90 Harry Knowles from AICN.com seems to have liked Pacific Rim according to his spoilerific review. Hell, he's about the size of a Jaeger himself.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:20 PM (doBIb)

91 >But briefly back to abortion. The media calls us "anti abortion demonstraters, while the other side is "abortion rights activists".


we should call them 'human vivisection enthusiasts'

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (8sCoq)

92 Is that WW Z movie filled with a bunch of leftist crap?

I've been looking for a monster movie or such to take the boys to.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat a


Not that I can report outside of the UN using the USNavy as their personal flotation devices.

It actually makes a point about kumbaya nonsense - ie it gets a whole bunch of people killed in one centerpiece scene.

Personal sacrifice is the central theme if there is any 'big idea' in the thing.

Oh, and a very tame PG-13. Just a few cheap jump scares, nothing bad gore wise.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (xvZYu)

93 One thing I cant stand in a movie.... dialogue.

Posted by: Big Ben at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (Ai5XM)

94 Tonto looks like a lost member of KISS.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (8xOfO)

95 PACIFIC RIM looks like BATTLESHIP meets THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL. This comparison needs more Dance Dance Revolution.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (ZO1w/)

96 Instead of 15,000 Russian troops I think we got 15,000 Ukranian women. Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: polynikes


Dibs on the gymnasts!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (xvZYu)

97 Pacific Rim, RED2, and RIPD all look like good popcorn movies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:21 PM (WGVAJ)

98 in elementary school, we took a field trip to a Hostess bakery in Washington DC
that was a good day
Posted by: Jones in CO
---------------------------

I see your hostess bet, and raise you a dozen donuts.

Toured a Krispy Kreme donut bakery in elementary school.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)

99 Like Russians, or who? Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 10:16 PM (aDwsi) UFO aliens. "investigators look at what they believe to be a relationship between Nazi scientists and the foreign technology of alien UFOs"

Posted by: RWC at July 08, 2013 06:22 PM (8FeS+)

100 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2013 06:22 PM (JMmQ9)

101 NY Slime says unions are gearing up to stop Client No. 9. Wall St is doing the same. It takes a lot to piss off everyone in NYC, looks like Spritzer has manged to do it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:22 PM (wR+pz)

102 How many of you toured a craft beer brewery?

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:23 PM (doBIb)

103 we should call them 'human vivisection enthusiasts' Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 10:21 PM (8sCoq) I prefer "murderers"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

104 Looks like an endangered crow on his head. Posted by: Billy Bob
----------------------

If it were up to me, ALL crows would be endangered.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

105 94 Tonto looks like a lost member of KISS. Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 10:21 PM (8xOfO) LOL and yes you are right.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:23 PM (wR+pz)

106 @104 True dat.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:24 PM (wR+pz)

107 97 Pacific Rim, RED2, and RIPD all look like good popcorn movies. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 10:21 PM (WGVAJ) Marissa. Miller.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

108 That top story is gossip, plain and simple. It doesn't have to be true; it just has to become hearsay.

Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 06:24 PM (KTytI)

109 How many of you toured a craft beer brewery?
Posted by: EC
----------------------

October 5th, right?  The Big Boss Brewing Company.
Will we get employee discounts for volume consumption.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

110 Tonto was just ahead of the mass marketing curve by a few decades.  Tonto was the first door to door Avon salesman and model.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:25 PM (WGVAJ)

111 If it were up to me, ALL crows would be endangered.

Posted by: Tobacco Road


Be careful. Those fuckers are smart. If you don't get them all at the same time, you're in for a world of hurt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 06:25 PM (xvZYu)

112 Having seen the Lone Ranger, I would not say it is pure leftist propaganda. The cavalry unit slaughters Indians after being deceived into believing that Commanche are attacking settlers, and the captain is shown to have a strain of morality, though he is weak and buckles. The Texas Rangers are portrayed fairly heroically. The movie has its flaws, certainly, but it was acceptable popcorn fare.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 08, 2013 06:25 PM (mzgpZ)

113 Tonto in spanish means fool.

This is Depp's 2nd really big lefty stinker in a row (AFIK); this and Rango.  Good riddance.

Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2013 06:25 PM (nsOJa)

114 How many of you toured a craft beer brewery?


Posted by: EC
------------

Me. But then Asheville is rife with the things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:25 PM (aDwsi)

115 October 5th, right? The Big Boss Brewing Company. Will we get employee discounts for volume consumption. Sure! Just slide under the fermenter and release the valve.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:26 PM (doBIb)

116 79 How big was Tonto's purse to carry around all that makeup? Posted by: lowandslow There was a joke in a "Bullwinkle" episode about the Lone Ranger discovering Tonto was female....serious you guys.

Posted by: BignJames at July 08, 2013 06:26 PM (20Mmk)

117 fuckity fuckity fuck.

how did your day go, dears?


Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

118 109 How many of you toured a craft beer brewery? Posted by: EC ---------------------- We have the Budweiser plant in Houston. Not a craft plant but pretty cool.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:27 PM (8xOfO)

119 Be careful. Those fuckers are smart. If you don't get them all at the same time, you're in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
----------------------

We've got one in the neighborhood that has learned to make gobble noises like a turkey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

120 How many of you toured a craft beer brewery? Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 10:23 PM I did the Sam Adams tour back when they were still small enough to be considered "craft brew" I've done the tour at Bell's in Kalamazoo more than once...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2013 06:27 PM (JMmQ9)

121 @77 I loved Ted Cruz's dad speak on freedom. I adore the Cruz Missile, but if Perry runs in 2016 will that bar him from the ticket since they are both from Texas?
Posted by: Jmel at July 08, 2013 10:17 PM (BoDpj)


No.  Here's the relevant text from the Twelfth Amendment:

The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves.

What that means is that if both candidates are from Texas, then the Texas electors, only, can only vote for one of them.  In a close election, this could have embarrassing consequences, hence the modern practice of not picking a presidential and vice-presidential candidate from the same state.

Posted by: TH at July 08, 2013 06:28 PM (S+/XI)

122 Not your typical beer brewery eh?
http://youtu.be/yZCI39NWZ5g

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:28 PM (WGVAJ)

123 Be careful. Those fuckers are smart. If you don't get them all at the same time, you're in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----------------------

I do like that they clean the carrion out of my street. Lots of critters.

They are very tribal. They eff with the hawks and eagles here and usually lose. They get in big gangs and harass the hawks. Watched a hawk spike a crow midair at speed. The crow lost altitude rather rapidly.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)

124 97 Pacific Rim, RED2, and RIPD all look like good popcorn movies. Isn't RIPD just a rip-off of MIB? Guess it's asking a bit too much for Hollyweird to come up up with some originality.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2013 06:28 PM (KiyII)

125

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 10:24 PM (GEICT)

 

Disciples of racist eugenicist Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 06:28 PM (GaqMa)

126 Has anyone seen elizabethe recently? Last I remember, she said she might have some big news if something went well.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:28 PM (doBIb)

127 Disgusting:

NY Gun law amended in middle of night to exempt retired cops from magazine limit
at LegalInsurrection.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 06:29 PM (xvZYu)

128 Leinenkugels craft beer 20 minutes down the road

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 06:29 PM (HVff2)

129 @111 Crows smart? You damn right. I shot a couple in my backyard with sub 22's. After I let one sit dead in the yard for a few days, they left. When they come back I sneak out to try and get a shot, but if one of them sees me they raise hell and head out. Mostly if I walk out with the rife, they know it's time to leave.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:29 PM (wR+pz)

130 I just never quite understood the rationale for putting the flying crow on Depp's head.

Dufus jackassery from the very 1st preview.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 08, 2013 06:29 PM (yR6A1)

131 We have the Budweiser plant in Houston. Not a craft plant but pretty cool. Posted by: polynikes

You have Saint Arnolds in Houston too.

Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2013 06:29 PM (nsOJa)

132 Sounds like Peaches is about to go all stabby....   hide the emus and raptors from her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:29 PM (WGVAJ)

133 I did the Blue Bell Ice Cream tour  in Brenham, TX.  I mean it's not the Shiner Brewery but, ice cream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2013 06:30 PM (BAS5M)

134 I toured the Elsinore brewery ehhh.

Posted by: RWC at July 08, 2013 06:30 PM (8FeS+)

135 Me. But then Asheville is rife with the things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------------------

Highland Brewing co. My favorite is their Gaelic Ale. It is outstanding.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:30 PM (4Mv1T)

136 RIP PD seems like it will be enjoyable. Jeff Bridges is usually pretty good and Ryan Reynolds is funny.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:30 PM (KdfFa)

137 NY Gun law amended in middle of night to exempt retired cops from magazine limit There's another word for retired cops: civilians.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:30 PM (doBIb)

138 Got an email from elizabethe a couple weeks ago.  She is just busy with stuff that needs doing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:31 PM (WGVAJ)

139 There's another word for retired cops: civilians.

Posted by: EC


All cops are civilians. Period.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 08, 2013 06:31 PM (xvZYu)

140 Help? What's RIPD?

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 06:31 PM (yeM7r)

141 The crows fuck with the owl and Red tail hawk in my empty lot some times. The owl had four owlets and the crows would fuck with them, till I shot one.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (wR+pz)

142 worse:  Obama plans road trip to push immigration.- Drudge

In those big ol black buses from Canada?

Posted by: NCwoof at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (aUQgu)

143

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 10:23 PM

 

Count me for multiple tours at multiple breweries! I love beer and the making thereof.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (GaqMa)

144 Peaches! You favorite new company is building a plant here in my fair state. Ruger!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

145 cough @ #140

Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (KTytI)

146 137 NY Gun law amended in middle of night to exempt retired cops from magazine limit --------- There's another word for retired cops: civilians. Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 10:30 PM (doBIb) I sense an Equal Protection action.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

147 Man wants Cleveland Browns pallbearers so team 'can let him down one last time' http://cbsprt.co/157d3Aj 

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (8sCoq)

148 All cops are civilians. Period.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

This.

Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (nsOJa)

149 Tonto gave me syphilis.

Posted by: The Lone Ranger at July 08, 2013 06:33 PM (Jcp1w)

150 They get in big gangs and harass the hawks


Songbirds chase crows. The smaller birds are counting on maneuverability.

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 06:33 PM (z9HTb)

151 149 Tonto gave me syphilis. Posted by: The Lone Ranger at July 08, 2013 10:33 PM (Jcp1w) He got it from the crow.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:34 PM (wR+pz)

152 My uncle had a '74 Tonto

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:34 PM (8sCoq)

153 Got an email from elizabethe a couple weeks ago. She is just busy with stuff that needs doing. Ok. Just hadn't seen her around n a while.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:34 PM (doBIb)

154

"sven, 5 years from now we'll learn that Pixar films cause epilepsy. "

 

You want to start a class action on Pixar? I'll do it for you for 50% of the gross judgement. Guaranteed cash settlement.

Posted by: John Edwards at July 08, 2013 06:34 PM (VrVBw)

155 "investigators look at what they believe to be a relationship between Nazi scientists and the foreign technology of alien UFOs"

Posted by: RWC at July 08, 2013 10:22 PM (8FeS+)

 

sounds like a star trek arc...

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 08, 2013 06:34 PM (ga+7c)

156 Sounds like Peaches is about to go all stabby.... hide the emus and raptors from her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 10:29 PM (WGVAJ)


Nah, I'm home and the temps are comfortable and the day from hell is over.  Maybe tomorrow will be better.  How you doin'?  No matter what kind of skeevy-ass, nothing works right, craptastic, downtown LA, filthy day I had, it's so nice to come home to the horde. 


better?

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:34 PM (8lmkt)

157 Wow! that Night Rider guy is like me looking in the mirror.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at July 08, 2013 06:35 PM (/7gW+)

158 Posted in the morning thread, a man was not hired by the New London police so he sued.  The 2d US Circuit Court of Appeals ruled in favor of New London.  The man was not hired because he scored too high on the police test, a 33, and New London was looking for those in the 20-27 range.  Their reasoning for not hiring him, they figure with such a high score he would be quickly bored.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:35 PM (WGVAJ)

159

I could see making an exception for cops named Harry Callahan or John McClane.  Maybe even Cahill and Walker, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2013 06:35 PM (BAS5M)

160 Songbirds chase crows. The smaller birds are counting on maneuverability.
Posted by: fluffy
----------------------

We had a bald eagle at the lake down the street. Watched two crows tailing him across the lake. He was soaring, they were flapping like hell. Looked like two F-16s tailing a jumbo jet. The jumbo jet ignored them.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

161 The Lone Ranger was not some leftist Agitprop. Go see the movie before you believe what many want to read into what is a pure summer popcorn flick. The Calvary attack AFTER they believe indians have raided and killed along the border, violating their treaty. The Lone Ranger isn't some bumbling idiot, just someone who hasn't shot in 9 years, but you'd never guess if he didn't mention it. His character flaws are remedied by the end of the film, and the mask isn't some metaphor for white guilt, Tonto tells him to never take off the mask for two reasons, one no one must know he is alive and two, it's made out of a jacket his brother was wearing, the holes are the bullet holes that killed him. No white guilt thing there. Honestly, I have no idea where all of this crap about the movie is coming from, it's just a good old action flick, nothing more unless you want there to be. All of the machinations concerning the film remind me some art student waxing poetic about some paint splotch on the wall and how it conveys some greater meaning about the human condition. It's a movie, it was fun to watch, funny, and had explosions. Get over the BS and enjoy the ride!

Posted by: Sean at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (IQ81y)

162 Pffffttt! 15,000 Russian troops aint nothing to a dedicated American with resources.  The Russians stand less of a chance than they did before Charlie Wilsons war

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (u6lBN)

163 114 How many of you toured a craft beer brewery? Posted by: EC ------------ Me. But then Asheville is rife with the things. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 10:25 PM (aDwsi) Heard/read Sierra Nevada is building a brewery in western NC

Posted by: BignJames at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (20Mmk)

164 82 Lauren:  "abortion rights activists" I call them Eugenics enthusiasts

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (8SsiG)

165 Peaches! You favorite new company is building a plant here in my fair state. Ruger!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 10:32 PM (4Mv1T)


awesome!!!!  poor fluffy (not to be confused with the esteemed commenter of the same name) is still a virgin.  i'm a sad panda.

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

166 Depp has essentially been playing the same character since 1990 (or when Edward Scissorhands came out). The only exception that comes to mind is Nick of Time, which has a moderately interesting premise. It also helps that Christopher Walken is in it. Of course that movie was ruined by its lefty premise, revealed at the end. I won't spoil it for you, but those of you who already know will understand; "A bleeding heart makes a big target, Governor".

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (KiyII)

167 Eh, if the Russians came over here I'd just point out the difference between Proton and Grasshopper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl12dXYcUTo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGimzB5QM1M

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (sdi6R)

168 Their reasoning for not hiring him, they figure with such a high score he would be quickly bored The real reason? He's probably white.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 06:36 PM (wR+pz)

169 Nazis and UFOs?  Battlestar Galactica 1980 has more relevance than the Star Trek TOS episode Patterns of Force..

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:37 PM (WGVAJ)

170 Yea Peaches! Your 1st post cracked me up. Didn't thinkmyounwere stabby at all.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 06:37 PM (HVff2)

171 Thanks for the review of The Lone Ranger. I avoid movies that bad mouth my country. Actually, I avoid anything Hollyweird puts out.

Posted by: ALH at July 08, 2013 06:38 PM (2LTPq)

172 >Sounds like Peaches is about to go all stabby.... hide the emus and raptors from her.


Peaches, my day was just another day of UE. Rode a motorcycle at high speed, because I still can. I also took a bag of trash to the dumpster.

One thing that stood out: I stopped at a corner store for a cold drink, and some girl rode up to the store on a horse.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:38 PM (8sCoq)

173 Somebody thinks that 15k Russian troops would be able to hold down West Virginia, Virginia and Pennsylvania? Those Russians go up into the mountains of Virginia and West Virginia and they will come back knowing exactly how to squeal like a little piggy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2013 06:38 PM (BXLPR)

174 Hey fappers! Since there's a bunch of NC morons in attendance tonight, I have decided that Carolina is a great state for hops, yeast and malt. Big Boss and Natty Greene's in Raleigh are two really cool places. Not only good beers, but good people and lots of Games Of Skill, which I think go perfectly with a cold one or eight.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 08, 2013 06:38 PM (IuTEy)

175 Sometimes a cigar is just a dildo.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 06:39 PM (xtjD/)

176

117 fuckity fuckity fuck.

 

 

Well hello again dear. lol.  You're just so CUTE when you say "fuckity, fuckity fuck.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at July 08, 2013 06:39 PM (/7gW+)

177 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 10:35 PM (WGVAJ) What's the name of one of the big data storage companies? Anyway the founder would only hire motivated C college students for sales. Felt they made the best salespeople .

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:39 PM (RM1gx)

178 > Depp has essentially been playing the same character since 1990 (or when Edward Scissorhands came out). The only exception that comes to mind is Nick of Time, which has a moderately interesting premise.


what about that Dillinger flick?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:39 PM (8sCoq)

179 i hope you all immediately see Knight Riders that film is AWESOME!!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 08, 2013 06:39 PM (2up3Q)

180 and some girl rode up to the store on a horse.
-----------------------------------

An iron horse, and a... horse.

A horse is a horse of course.

Posted by: Wilbur at July 08, 2013 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

181 145 RiverC Why the 'cough?'

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 06:40 PM (yeM7r)

182 Anyway, there is a SF movie coming out... Elysium, starring Matt Damon. I'm anticipating its release eagerly. No, not to watch the movie, you big sillies, but because Vox Day might review it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 06:40 PM (xtjD/)

183 169 Nazis and UFOs? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 10:37 PM (WGVAJ) Speaking of, I watched Iron Sky the other day. Hysterically awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

184 I was at Subway last week and they are doing the Lone Range promotion. I didn't even know the movie was coming out. When I saw the promo I said to myself, this will be a huge bomb. I didn't know anything about the politics of the movie (although I suppose I did know about it since every H'Wood movie is the same). But a 2013 release of Lone Ranger? IDIOTIC!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 08, 2013 06:40 PM (HDgX3)

185 " we should call them 'human vivisection enthusiasts'" Agreed.

Posted by: Lauren at July 08, 2013 06:41 PM (ikxXh)

186 >>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 10:32 PM Isn't your wife home yet? If not, I hope you're good and drunk. If so, get the fuck out of here and go do your husbandly duty.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 08, 2013 06:41 PM (IuTEy)

187 That is good to hear Peaces.  So it was not completely nuke-tacular then. May it only keep getting better.

Today was writing, talking about writing with AllenG of the mythical blog.  Eat burger and fries for lunch at Wards.  Grocery shopping.  And pressure washing the grime off the truck.  Strangely this did not trigger an afternoon monsoon.  And heard sirens going off, so EMS was busy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:41 PM (WGVAJ)

188 Peaches, my day was just another day of UE. Rode a motorcycle at high speed, because I still can. I also took a bag of trash to the dumpster.

One thing that stood out: I stopped at a corner store for a cold drink, and some girl rode up to the store on a horse.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 10:38 PM (8sCoq)


taunty bitch . . . now go make me a sammich, very light on the mayo, por favor.

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

189 Anyway, there is a SF movie coming out... Elysium, starring Matt Damon. I'm anticipating its release eagerly. No, not to watch the movie, you big sillies, but because Vox Day might review it. Looks very Occutard-ish.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:41 PM (doBIb)

190 and maybe they figured a movie that kicks America in the pills for two hours in its most beloved historical era would do well overseas

I guarantee you my fellow LIV New Yorkers loved it.

Posted by: Governor Weiner-Spritzer at July 08, 2013 06:42 PM (uLzrM)

191 Posted by: Sean at July 08, 2013 10:36 PM (IQ81y I heard it had a great opening action scene and almost equally good ending action scenes and 2 hours of borefest in between.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:43 PM (ZhNCB)

192 To be fair to the New York Times (I hate typing that combination of words), the slideshow about Gettysburg is in relation to a Travel section article about spending 36 hours in the town and what you can do there.

Posted by: Synnerman at July 08, 2013 06:43 PM (0Bdlg)

193 But briefly back to abortion. The media calls us "anti abortion demonstraters, while the other side is "abortion rights activists". *** I was thinking yesterday that if the Republicans were actually interested in doing something about abortion they have an almost unlimited number of ways to do so...but they don't. The simplest example is a large abortion tax. As per John Souter Roberts that passes constitutional muster. Use the funds raised specifically for children's hospitals or orphanages or some such to make it harder to get rid of. Another idea though - specifically ban fetal killing. Call it the Gosnell Murder Prevention Act. You have your right to do that woman what she wants you to do Mr Gosnell, but if you give us a dead baby at the end, we are putting you in jail. Yeah, each time the SC will step in...eventually. But don't stop. And make each step a propaganda blow.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2013 06:43 PM (zPVBH)

194 Yeah, 15,000 troops ain't shit for four states and D.C. As for Israel, sounds just like the tricky-ass shit they're good at, Gob Bless 'em. Now, dammit, I gotta see that damn motorcycle/Medieval Times movie.

Posted by: Lowell at July 08, 2013 06:43 PM (RbFlM)

195 Isn't your wife home yet? If not, I hope you're good and drunk. If so, get the fuck out of here and go do your husbandly duty. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 08, 2013 10:41 PM (IuTEy) She is. Not happening. *sigh* And certainly not due to lack of trying. I've been told that driving almost 9 hours, by herself, with two small children has rendered her "too tired."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

196 163 Heard/read Sierra Nevada is building a brewery in western NC
++++++++++++++++

Sierra Nevada in the Appalachians?  The really Odd couple

Posted by: NCwoof at July 08, 2013 06:43 PM (aUQgu)

197
quick, name the song that mentions a steel horse!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:44 PM (GcwH1)

198 my sister always had the hots for Depp and I never, ever got that.  he's always been a skinny little poseur.  not much use for a little skinny man, over here in peaches country.  glad he's tanking, especially after he bailed on the mother of his children for some twinky.  that ain't right.

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

199 quick, name the song that mentions a steel horse!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 10:44 PM (GcwH1)


wanted, dead or alive

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

200 Sierra Nevada in the Appalachians? The really Odd couple
Posted by: NCwoof
----------------------------

I thought it, you said it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

201 Sigourney Weaver was never that hot, although the camera worked hard to make her boner material in a few movies. Fuck Hollywood, anyway.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 08, 2013 06:45 PM (XvrTA)

202 quick, name the song that mentions a steel horse! Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 10:44 PM (GcwH1) That's easy, even for a Moron. Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

203 beat you by a country mile, cochran . . . again! 

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

204 I ride a steel horse. Early and often.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 08, 2013 06:46 PM (uLzrM)

205 #181

check your link.

Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 06:46 PM (KTytI)

206 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 10:40 PM (xtjD Funny I had thought I had seen every Star Trek episodes until last night when one came on that appears to be what they based the new Matt Damon movie on.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 06:46 PM (2o9a+)

207 >>>And certainly not due to lack of trying. I've been told that driving almost 9 hours, by herself, with two small children has rendered her "too tired." Come on dude, you're not new at this: "just lay there, sweetie, I know just the way to wash off the stress of the road."

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 08, 2013 06:46 PM (IuTEy)

208
yep, Richie Petrie sang it

good job

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:47 PM (Y4TdB)

209 203 beat you by a country mile, cochran . . . again! Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 10:45 PM (8lmkt) Pfft, that's because I got verbose. Added an extra sentence. And again? I think not. *attempts haughty chin lift* *looks ridiculous*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

210 201 Sigourney Weaver was never that hot, although the camera worked hard to make her boner material in a few movies. Galaxy Quest fer sure. Her costume slowly deteriorates over time and shows off her "upgraded" rack.

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:47 PM (doBIb)

211 Come on dude, you're not new at this: "just lay there, sweetie, I know just the way to wash off the stress of the road." ___ A foot massage from Reggie?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 08, 2013 06:47 PM (zPVBH)

212 Come on dude, you're not new at this: "just lay there, sweetie, I know just the way to wash off the stress of the road." Posted by: DC in Towson at July 08, 2013 10:46 PM (IuTEy) Oh come on. What am I? New? She and I have been married just over 10 years and together for 12 1/2....she sees right through me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

213 205 RC Ohhhh! Thank you!! Lemme see if I can fix that (given that I'm on the AoS Aluminum Membership level)

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 06:48 PM (yeM7r)

214 Check me out in, "Half Moon Street." wherein I play a whore. Nekkid.

Posted by: Sigourney at July 08, 2013 06:49 PM (Jcp1w)

215 Boulder Toilet Hobo, forget Elysium.  First its Matt Damon!!!   Second it borrows a bit too much from an OVA that James Cameron holds the rights to make a live action of but has abandoned to make Avatard 2 and Avatard 3 - Battle Angel Alita.

http://youtu.be/ZImWfSmESs0

There is Earth or the Junkyard.  Floating above is the city of Tipahres.  Tiphares is where all the elite live, one such is Doc Ido who finds Alita and rebuilds her though now he is a exiled to Earth.  On Earth there are those like Hugo who dream of reaching Tiphares. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:49 PM (WGVAJ)

216 Well, this whole Lone Ranger thing shows that a lot of America is really tired of Hollywood and not willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. They're ready and willing to dismiss and to read a leftist subtext into everything, subtexts which more than often have been intentionally present.

If they'd been making movies at the budget and footprint they did way back in the day, they'd be doing okay; but big money expectations don't leave them any room to prove themselves to an untrusting public.

Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 06:49 PM (KTytI)

217 yep, Richie Petrie sang it

And I wrote the lyrics.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Van Dyke at July 08, 2013 06:50 PM (uLzrM)

218 #213

an 'http://' is required to precede the link, otherwise it will assume it is a local link.

Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 06:51 PM (KTytI)

219 Thanks for the WWZ reviews.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 08, 2013 06:51 PM (l3vZN)

220 I read Battle Angel Alita is coming after Avatard 2 and 3. So.....2017 maybe?

Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 06:51 PM (doBIb)

221 yep, Richie Petrie sang it

Who the hell is he?

Posted by: Richie Sambora at July 08, 2013 06:52 PM (uLzrM)

222 Sheesh. One more try....

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 06:52 PM (yeM7r)

223 yahoo  made me switch from the old, original classic yahoo to their new fucktarded really crappy version tonight when i got home.  it was like the cherry on the steaming turd that was my day.  srsly, it blow chunks.

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

224 201 Sigourney Weaver was never that hot Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 08, 2013 10:45 PM (XvrTA) You must be gay. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

225 Yep EC< IMDB and James 'whats a budget' Cameron promise or is that Avatard swears 2017 for the live action version.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:53 PM (WGVAJ)

226 Sigourney Weaver was never that hot

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 08, 2013 10:45 PM (XvrTA)


You must be gay. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 10:53 PM (sdi6R)


that's a man, baby . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 06:53 PM (8lmkt)

227 Well all I'm about to conk out. Night 2 of the melatonin trials. Cya all in the morning.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 06:53 PM (GaqMa)

228

BC - Draw her a hot bath, candles, flower petals, aromatherapy shit, the works.  Give her 20 min to soak, then slip in  the tub with her to "wash her back."

 

That and a Colt 45 malt liquor works everytime.

Posted by: Count Billy Dee de Monet at July 08, 2013 06:53 PM (BAS5M)

229 Last time, honest injun (swidt?)

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 06:54 PM (yeM7r)

230 226 Sigourney Weaver was never that hot Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 08, 2013 10:45 PM (XvrTA) You must be gay. NTTAWWT. Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 10:53 PM (sdi6R) that's a man, baby . . . Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 10:53 PM (8lmkt) Seconded. Not hot. I wouldn't. And it's been quite a while for me. Wouldn't do it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

231 >Well, this whole Lone Ranger thing shows that a lot of America is really tired of Hollywood


Hollywood's problem stems from the fact that they ignore/dismiss roughly half their potential audience

used to be, studios made movies that would appeal to the widest possible audience, in order to make money. Now it seems the target audience is Hollywood itself.

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:55 PM (8sCoq)

232 It never moved  for Sigourney.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2013 06:55 PM (BAS5M)

233
oh, James Carville is in GI JOE II

he looks like Captain America's arch nemesis RED SKULL with teh hivs.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:55 PM (39q3n)

234 Sigourney Weaver was very hittable in that flick where she was a con artist- wtf was that called?

Big Hooters Girl was in it too

and get off my lawn

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 06:56 PM (8sCoq)

235

About that Kabuki theater re immigration: Boehner on Capitol steps today says House to do its own immigration bill:  http://bit.ly/170TQlj

 

They. Do. Not. Care. What. We. Want. 

Posted by: RushBabe at July 08, 2013 06:56 PM (qkZxk)

236 Seconded. Not hot. I wouldn't. And it's been quite a while for me. Wouldn't do it.


Too "curvy" for your tastes?

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 06:56 PM (z9HTb)

237 228 BC - Draw her a hot bath, candles, flower petals, aromatherapy shit, the works. Give her 20 min to soak, then slip in the tub with her to "wash her back." That and a Colt 45 malt liquor works everytime. Posted by: Count Billy Dee de Monet at July 08, 2013 10:53 PM (BAS5M) Geez people. I'm not new to tricking....convincing...the wife to have sex. Bath? Check Good smelling stuff? Check Booze? Check Slip in for the back rub? Check She's a tough sell. When she says "not tonight", she means it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:56 PM (GEICT)

238
And yet Hollywood is raking in more $$ than ever, even with all the piracy.


Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (BUcLz)

239 Night all. Gotta fit a workout in before work tomorrow. 5 hours of sleep should be fine, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (IuTEy)

240 I think they are doing it wrong here.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-43-21.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (WGVAJ)

241 Too "curvy" for your tastes? Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 10:56 PM (z9HTb) Huh????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

242 Not tonight.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (uLzrM)

243 List of breweries in Asheville. Stay thirsty my friend:
http://ashevillebrewerytours.com/breweries/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

244 I wish I could properly relate how awesomely some of that Pixar money is being spent. Everyone I now needs to see it, but cannot. To take photos during construction would have been dishonorable.

Posted by: nip at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (lGVXf)

245 Zuul in Ghostbusters? Yeah, i'd be her keymaster

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (xtjD/)

246 Not ever.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 08, 2013 06:57 PM (uLzrM)

247 Sigorney Weaver is not hot but she can act it out pretty well.

Posted by: yoodee at July 08, 2013 06:58 PM (jHPnj)

248 Thank you, RiverC!!!

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 06:58 PM (yeM7r)

249 Watch out for the ultra-terrestrials

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 08, 2013 06:58 PM (e8kgV)

250

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 10:56 PM (GEICT)

 

For me all that gets is "get the fuck out of my tub." It's a fairly small tub.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 06:58 PM (GaqMa)

251 #231

Don't think that was always true, though. I can recall a lot of mistrust for them; dancing, smoking, drinking, carousing. Hollywood did have to prove itself, and gradually it did, by making movies that appealed to the widest possible audience (though not all films did this-- survivorship bias)

If people remembered the full extend of Hollywood's checkered history, they'd recognize (I think) that the problem is they can't afford to re-prove themselves to the public, who has been progressively losing interest due to bad movies, leftist agitprop, and rising ticket prices among other things.

Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 06:58 PM (KTytI)

252
Did I say piracy? I mean file-sharing.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 06:58 PM (052zE)

253 Zuul in Ghostbusters? Yeah, i'd be her keymaster Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo
---------------------

Yea. I don't know what the hell is wrong with the rest of this crowd.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 06:59 PM (4Mv1T)

254 Watch out for the ultra-terrestrials

Please have them call the West of the Rockies hotline.

Posted by: George Snoory at July 08, 2013 06:59 PM (uLzrM)

255 For me all that gets is "get the fuck out of my tub." It's a fairly small tub. Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 10:58 PM (GaqMa) Yeah, ours is too. Just barely big enough.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:00 PM (GEICT)

256 speedster,

try

'http://insureblog.blogspot.com'


Posted by: RiverC at July 08, 2013 07:00 PM (KTytI)

257 The Star Trek episode is called The Cloud Minders.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 07:00 PM (eb70/)

258 What's up, Morons?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:00 PM (25jvy)

259
okay,

Lori Petty in Tank Girl or Jenilee Harrison in Tank?

(Put me in the Jenilee column)

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 07:00 PM (vyPsz)

260 Done, RiverC. Again, Thank You! Still don't know what movie RIPD is, tho. :-)

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 07:01 PM (yeM7r)

261

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:00 PM (GEICT

 

Tradeoff to the otherwise large house. One shower only in the master bath, and a standard shower/tub combo in the hall bath.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 07:02 PM (GaqMa)

262
btw, Tank came out nearly 30 years ago! (1984)

yeah, you're old

and Tank Girl is now old enough to buy cigarettes.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 07:03 PM (GcwH1)

263 And now, done on the iPad, as well.

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 07:03 PM (yeM7r)

264 Woot this bar is playing Rod Stewart, Do You Think I'm Sexy Very Studio 54

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 07:03 PM (xtjD/)

265 Rod Stewart sucks dick.  Literally.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:04 PM (25jvy)

266 Which of the photos on this page are your favourite?

http://www.ufunk.net/vrac/selection-du-weekend-37/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (WGVAJ)

267

She's a tough sell. When she says "not tonight", she means it.

 

Morning sex it is, then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (BAS5M)

268 Tradeoff to the otherwise large house. One shower only in the master bath, and a standard shower/tub combo in the hall bath. Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 11:02 PM (GaqMa) Yeah, the wife and I differ slightly on what we want to do. I'd prefer to rip out the tub and build out a bad ass walk in shower. I'm talking all the shower heads, steamers, etc you could want. The wife wants to reconfigure things slightly so that we can have a larger tub.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)

269 >What's up, Morons? Posted by: garrett at July 08,


Sigourney Weaver
hot/not hot?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (8sCoq)

270 Ohhhhhh - Rest in Peace Dept. Got it.

Posted by: speedster1 at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (yeM7r)

271 I thought Knightriders was kind of boring, actually.  Alien, on the other hand, is one of the greatest movies ever made in all seriousness.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (xjpRj)

272 Yeah, Sigourney was very decent pants bait in Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Lowell at July 08, 2013 07:05 PM (rbDRg)

273 221 yep, Richie Petrie sang itWho the hell is he? Posted by: Richie Sambora at July 08, 2013 10:52 PM (uLzrM)
The son of Rob and Laura.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2013 07:06 PM (OgQih)

274 Lori Petty in Tank Girl or Jenilee Harrison in Tank? Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 11:00 PM (vyPsz) Naomi Watts in Tank Girl.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 07:06 PM (yoh1c)

275

Sigourney was hot.  

 

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:07 PM (25jvy)

276

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:05 PM (GEICT)

 

The baths are all brand new from the renovation of the house before we bought it, so no renovations in the near future. Our neighbors in the same style house showed us how they extended the master bath, but it only netted double sinks and a linen closet,

We might have enough spare tiles to make it a fairly cheap renovation, but it's still years out. (they left us all the spare materials from the renovation.)

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 07:08 PM (GaqMa)

277 Jay Silverheels didn't care much for the "Ugh! Kimo Sabee" dialogue, but he was proud to be able to portray the Indian as friend, not savage. Changed the perceptions of the world, that man. I never appeared as the Ranger without a mask. Until they told me I couldn't with the last Ranger bomb. Then I just wore mask-like sunglasses. It was important for the kids. For Heroism. Giddyap, Scout! Hi-yo Sillllverrrr!

Posted by: Clayton Moore at July 08, 2013 07:08 PM (U13jb)

278 Sigourney Weaver hot/not hot? At one time, hot.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 07:08 PM (HVff2)

279 Okay, okay, so I know the rule that the mom can never cross into the field of play while the game is on, but I swear, one more of the spoiled asshole shit offspring of these conspicuous consumer head-lice neighbors of ours picks on my son at a ballgame, mom is coming off the lawn chair loaded for bear and taking no prisoners.


Last time I sign him up for baseball in this chicken-shit town.


So, how's everyone this fine evening?

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:09 PM (RnmNY)

280 >Okay, okay, so I know the rule that the mom can never cross into the field of play while the game is on,



screw it- rip their spleens out

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 07:10 PM (8sCoq)

281 Taking the bus home. Last time for those day-end jaunts in Denver, sigh. But new job next Monday with better commute and better $

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 08, 2013 07:11 PM (xtjD/)

282

"How would the current grounding fit into a deception plan?  Many major air operations are preceded by a maintenance stand down, giving maintenance crews enough time to prepare a maximum number of jets for combat.  If key F-15I and F-16I units suddenly stopped flying, foreign intelligence services would instantly lock onto that development as a possible sign of an impending Israeli strike.  But with all IAF F-15 and F-16 squadrons on the ground, it will be easier for the IAF to mask potential raid preparations."   

 

On the one hand (as my limited armchair knowledge understands..) F-16's are prone to catastrophic failure because they only have one engine.

 

On the other hand ... Maybe things are looking up after all !! 

Posted by: spc at July 08, 2013 07:11 PM (WDovF)

283 Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 08, 2013 11:08 PM (GaqMa) Yeah, it's a $$$ thing for us. Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 11:09 PM (RnmNY) As a guy who spent close to 20 years in organized athletics....DO..NOT..DO IT. The damage you do will be far worse than anything they could do. Plus you're just giving the bullies the ultimate ammo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT)

284 Sigourney Weaver hot/not hot? Not. Something about her, maybe a role she played, but not hot.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2013 07:11 PM (FcR7P)

285 And Barbie watches Aliens
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-35-27.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:11 PM (WGVAJ)

286 screw it- rip their spleens out


and eat it for all to see

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 07:11 PM (z9HTb)

287 mom is coming off the lawn chair loaded for bear and taking no prisoners.
--------------------------------

Live vicariously. Just kick the shit out of the parents in the bleachers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

288 Okay, okay, so I know the rule that the mom can never cross into the field of play while the game is on,

whoa, girl, might be head on a spike time, brazilian-style.  or not, that could just be my own personal fantasy.  sorry for your suck day, tcn.

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 07:12 PM (8lmkt)

289 Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 11:11 PM (z9HTb) Yo. What gives?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:13 PM (GEICT)

290 286 screw it- rip their spleens out


and eat it for all to see

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 11:11 PM (z9HTb)


Y'all appeal to my basest nature. I have the bumper sticker on the back of the mom-mobile that says "Alaska girls kick ass."  So, really, they were warned.

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:13 PM (RnmNY)

291 I was doing that stupid work thing today, what ended up being wrong with Teresa Heinz?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 08, 2013 07:13 PM (RZ8pf)

292 In more important news, why is her underwear riding so low on her hips?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 08, 2013 07:13 PM (RZ8pf)

293 I thought Knightriders was kind of boring, actually. Alien, on the other hand, is one of the greatest movies ever made in all seriousness.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2013 11:05 PM (xjpRj)

 

Ditto -- Alien was a 20-shot roman candle of ongoing fear and suspense.  

Posted by: Die Trying at July 08, 2013 07:14 PM (w7J/R)

294 Enjoyed these photos at the site Anna Puma has been linking to: http://www.ufunk.net/photos/one-ocean-one-breath/

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2013 07:14 PM (FcR7P)

295 what ended up being wrong with Teresa Heinz?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 08, 2013 11:13 PM (RZ8pf)


Probably something she married.

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:14 PM (RnmNY)

296 "Rip their spleens out and eat it for all to see" This is a service we can provide

Posted by: the xenomorphs at July 08, 2013 07:14 PM (xtjD/)

297 In more important news, why is her underwear riding so low on her hips? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
-----------------------------

To benefit all mankind.

And Morons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

298 Who knew Cruella DeVille had children?  No one did until this photo showed up. Yikes!

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-35-13.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:15 PM (WGVAJ)

299

Anyway, there is a SF movie coming out... Elysium, starring Matt Damon. I'm anticipating its release eagerly. No, not to watch the movie, you big sillies, but because Vox Day might review it.

 

Honestly, why would you care what that douchebag has to say about anything?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 08, 2013 07:15 PM (lr3d7)

300 Yo. What gives?


Are you implying that my advice is unsound?

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 07:17 PM (z9HTb)

301 A Horde meetup at the Ruger plant... "That's a week's production! Stop them! STOP THEM!"

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 08, 2013 07:17 PM (SyOSq)

302 That is a pretty impressive series of photos.  I would worry about the dolphins however,,,

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:17 PM (WGVAJ)

303 266 Which of the photos on this page are your favourite?

That guy in the vault is one of the London Boys, isn't he? Did you think we wouldn't notice?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2013 07:17 PM (U82Km)

304 How is it that seven-year-old coach-pitch kids can be such little assholes, anyway? "I don't like to share my bat." "I don't like to share my batting helmet."


Everyone shares everything. If you don't want to share, then don't bring it.


And the parents? Holy crap. Who buys their coach-pitch kid spikes and batting gloves? Kids can't hit the ball, but I guess it's all about how they look, or something. Shorts, sneakers and a band-aid would have done the trick.


We are outta this nasty little bedroom community in a couple of months and I won't miss anything here but my garden.

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:17 PM (RnmNY)

305 *Honestly, why would you care what that douchebag has to say about anything? Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon (F.A.G Member) at July 08, 2013 07:17 PM (KiyII)

306 Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 11:17 PM (RnmNY As a sports official, nothing like watching parents live vicariously through their kids. One of the reasons I gave up a lot of tournaments. If the parents would just stfu and let kids be kids

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 07:20 PM (HVff2)

307 The last movie I saw in a theater was the last Bond flick, which generally look better on the big screen. I can't imagine laying out money for a Hollywood pic that is just going to insult me.


And who knocked off the crow so he could look like that, anyway?


And why aren't they racist for having a white guy play an indian?

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:20 PM (RnmNY)

308 Anna Puma, I liked the one with the bowling ball the best.  Purely for aesthetic reasons.  It was very nicely composed.

Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)

309

No fuckin' way I would have let another player use my bat in Little League (or beyond).  

 

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:20 PM (25jvy)

310 Gettin' some serious helo activity over Casa Road tonight. Wonder what/who they're looking for? Someone didn't pay for their latte?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

311 Anachronda, I would like to be sitting a stacks of cash like that.  Even if they are Bernake Bucks, still might be able to afford something.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:21 PM (WGVAJ)

312 Are you implying that my advice is unsound? Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 11:17 PM (z9HTb) I'm implying that I have no idea why you suggested Sigourney was too "curvy" for my tastes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

313 As a sports official, nothing like watching parents live vicariously through their kids. One of the reasons I gave up a lot of tournaments. If the parents would just stfu and let kids be kids

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 11:20 PM (HVff2)


How on earth do you keep from killing them? I'd give them a piece of my mind, but my mind is saying 'throw the punch".

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:22 PM (RnmNY)

314 Well *i* don't mind sharing my bat.

Posted by: Al Capone at July 08, 2013 07:22 PM (xtjD/)

315 No fuckin' way I would have let another player use my bat in Little League (or beyond).

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 11:20 PM (25jvy)



No fuckin' way you would last long on any coach-pitch team I ran. Keep your damned bat, and your attitude.

Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 07:23 PM (RnmNY)

316 I share my bat

Posted by: BarneyFrank at July 08, 2013 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

317 No fuckin' way you would last long on any coach-pitch team I ran. Keep your damned bat, and your attitude. Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 11:23 PM (RnmNY) I'm with Garrett. No one touches my bat. That was understood by everyone. No one touched anyone else's gear. And that held true all the way through college.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)

318 Could we hope for such a coincidence...the Zimmerman acquittal and the IDF strikes on Iran...on the same day? Living just outside the wire of The People's Republik of AnnArbor, I will happily video the prog-tards' heads exploding...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2013 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)

319 Peaches, its nice to see some art amidst all the 'wrong' photos.

I have to go see RED2.  Just saw a new trailer and these two ordelies are hauling Helen Mirrin off as she screams "I'm the Queen of England!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:25 PM (WGVAJ)

320 Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 11:22 PM (RnmNY) Once asked a group of parents if they wanted to watch their kids from the parking lot because if they kept,jawing they wouldn't be watching them courtside

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 07:25 PM (HVff2)

321 Hey AlextheChick, here is a picture to bring a smile to your face.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/selection-du-weekend-35-32.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 07:26 PM (WGVAJ)

322 I'm with Garrett. No one touches my bat. That was understood by everyone. No one touched anyone else's gear. And that held true all the way through college. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT) Lighten up francis.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:26 PM (XIxXP)

323

N>>>  o fuckin' way you would last long on any coach-pitch team I ran. Keep your damned bat, and your attitude.

 

 

Suck a bag of dicks.  

The team has bats.  If a kid wants to bring their own bat or equipment to a game, it's theirs to decide how it's used.  

Go ahead and ask any baseball player if you can use his bat.  You'll get the same answer.  Fuck. No.

 

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:26 PM (25jvy)

324 I'm implying that I have no idea why you suggested Sigourney was too "curvy" for my tastes.


/s


I prefer something more on the zaftig side, personally.

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 07:27 PM (z9HTb)

325 Yeah, I gotta tell you tcn, I completely disagree with you here. Why do I have to share my gear? My expensive as all hell gear? Cleats? That's part of the uniform. What are they supposed to wear? Tennis shoes? The gloves? I begged my parents for a certain pair of batting gloves. Why? Cause they looked bad ass. None of these things are new. They were part and parcel of when I was playing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

326 None of these things are new. They were part and parcel of when I was playing. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT) I'm teasing, I guess it's like your race car. If you aint driven it, it aint at the track.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:29 PM (XIxXP)

327 292 In more important news, why is her underwear riding so low on her hips? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 08, 2013 11:13 PM (RZ8pf) Those were the sexy ones back then. Women didn't have all styles that they do now, so to make the boys lightheaded, they wore ones like that. I was 15 when that movie was out, and my girlfriend at the time had some undies like that, or so she told me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2013 07:29 PM (BXLPR)

328 Well horde good nite, be well. Off on another 3 day road trip,tomorrow. God how I hate hail

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 07:30 PM (HVff2)

329 Well horde good nite, be well. Off on another 3 day road trip,tomorrow. God how I hate hail Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 08, 2013 11:30 PM (HVff2) Good luck, be safe.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:30 PM (XIxXP)

330 Old and busted: Longbow vs. crossbow New hotness: Share a bat vs. keep my own bat

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

331 I'm teasing, I guess it's like your race car. If you aint driven it, it aint at the track. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 11:29 PM (XIxXP) Yup. And prob comparatively priced. Little league bats, good ones, start at $150 and run up to $300.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)

332

The least of it is this: I don't want someone else's ball sweat and snot on my grip.

Also.  I got a bat when I saved up enough money doing yardwork in the neighborhood. 

Where was that other little bastard when I was weeding and doing the edging?  He sure as hell wasn't helping me.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:31 PM (25jvy)

333 in rural Idaho in the 1970's nobody borrowed someone elses bat unless they asked, same with any gear not issued by the team. I let someone borrow my personel favorite bat and he broke it.

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 08, 2013 07:32 PM (s/TCI)

334 I always did wonder about Ripley's panties being a tad undersized. I know it didn't look comfortable to me.

I guess after so much terror and fright, they figured that the guys needed a boost to unshrivel the ole one eyed worm in prep for the heavy petting (or more) after the movie.

I'm pretty sure the Alien wasn't turned on. (and actually, neither was I as I've always thought that Sigourney Weaver may be ok but she's not sexy and never twanged my twanger. Well maybe Zuul was hot).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 08, 2013 07:32 PM (28TG+)

335 "Hi, I'm Tonto Kowalski."

Posted by: CMU VET at July 08, 2013 07:33 PM (ejB0r)

336


>>> I let someone borrow my personel favorite bat and he broke it.

 

Hey Jake, can I borrow your rifle? 

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:33 PM (25jvy)

337 304 How is it that seven-year-old coach-pitch kids can be such little assholes, anyway? "I don't like to share my bat." "I don't like to share my batting helmet." Everyone shares everything. If you don't want to share, then don't bring it. And the parents? Holy crap. Who buys their coach-pitch kid spikes and batting gloves? Kids can't hit the ball, but I guess it's all about how they look, or something. Shorts, sneakers and a band-aid would have done the trick. We are outta this nasty little bedroom community in a couple of months and I won't miss anything here but my garden. Posted by: tcn at July 08, 2013 11:17 PM (RnmNY) I was in a sports store about 5 years ago and a guy was outfitting his kid for Pee Wee football. Everything Under Armor. Undershirts, undershorts,shoulder pads, football pants, helmet, gloves, you name it. 40 years ago, I showed up in shorts and a t-shirt and the coaches hauled out boxes of old equipment for us to try on. The only new thing we go was a mouthguard.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2013 07:33 PM (BXLPR)

338 Just showed up and hell if I'm searching 300+ comments to see if it's a repeat. But should I really fear Russian troops more than the local PD's SWAT team?

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 07:33 PM (qo244)

339 I'm out folks. Taken my bat, and going home for the night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 08, 2013 07:33 PM (4Mv1T)

340 I will share my bat with the 'right' people

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 08, 2013 07:34 PM (jucos)

341 I only ask because mine was lost in a tragic boating accident.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:34 PM (25jvy)

342 341 I only ask because mine was lost in a tragic boating accident. Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 11:34 PM (25jvy) Please tell me you were able to save the cleats???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)

343 should I really fear Russian troops ?Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 11:33 PM (qo244)
Only if the attack the McDonalds in the picture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2013 07:38 PM (OgQih)

344 Yup. And prob comparatively priced. Little league bats, good ones, start at $150 and run up to $300. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT) A set of heads for my car was $5500 in 1991. Not really comparitive. When I was a pro Skydiver I let people use my rig (as long as it fit). Stick and ball sports always seemed petty and pointless to me. Since I don't understand stick and ball sports, I mean I watch some of them and I understand the rules, but not the behind the scenes traditions like, you can't use my bat. Help me understand. Does it wear out? Is it bad luck? In skydiving we never said first, only pre-second. In auto racing it was the unlucky green car. I understand tradition, I guess.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:38 PM (XIxXP)

345 Hey Jake, can I borrow your rifle? Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 11:33 PM (25jvy) ha! I only ask because mine was lost in a tragic boating accident. Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 11:34 PM (25jvy) that sucks, so did mine Please tell me you were able to save the cleats??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT) yes, some of those actually float

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 08, 2013 07:38 PM (s/TCI)

346

Sadly, all I was able to salvage was my jock and cup.

...and, no. 

You can't borrow them.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:39 PM (25jvy)

347 Oddly enough we all shared equipment when I was a kid. Though that equipment was limited to a bat and a ball for baseball and a football for (obviously)Foot ball. Safety gear what the hell is that for. I've got the fake teeth as proof.

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 07:39 PM (qo244)

348 Thanks TH. I was never clear on that. I remember back in 2000 the left was going crazy because people were claiming Cheney and W were both from Texas. Democrats...I hate those guys.

Posted by: Jmel at July 08, 2013 07:40 PM (BoDpj)

349 "Hi, I'm Tonto Kowalski." Posted by: CMU VET at July 08, 2013 11:33 PM I actually misremember that joke... Borrow my bat? Sure. Knock your self out. Do not expect the results I achieve. The Double-Maker knows it's Master...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2013 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

350

Bad ju-ju, OSP.

  Lot of superstition in baseball. 

 

Nobody likes to have their  stuff touched, let alone used by someone else.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:41 PM (25jvy)

351 but not the behind the scenes traditions like, you can't use my bat. Help me understand. Does it wear out? Is it bad luck? In skydiving we never said first, only pre-second. In auto racing it was the unlucky green car. I understand tradition, I guess. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 11:38 PM (XIxXP) Yeah, baseball is a culture unto itself. Hard to explain. For wearing out? Yeah, sure, it's possible, especially with a wood bat where crappy contact with a brand new bat can cause it to shatter. As for aluminum bats, yeah, they absolutely wear out. When I was in high school, bats barely made it through a season.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

352 Bad ju-ju, OSP. Lot of superstition in baseball. Nobody likes to have their stuff touched, let alone used by someone else. Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 11:41 PM (25jvy) Interesting. I think I understand the Jobu's rum thing now.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:42 PM (XIxXP)

353 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 11:38 PM (XIxXP) wooden bats will crack if you hit the ball wrong on the handle and not the fat of the bat

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 08, 2013 07:42 PM (s/TCI)

354 Hey, all. Jones in CO was talking about "Heartbreakers" with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Who is just about perfect, btw.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 08, 2013 07:43 PM (qqEdf)

355 I think I understand the Jobu's rum thing now.


Are you sayin' that Jesus can't hit a curve ball?!?!?

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 07:43 PM (z9HTb)

356 Hats for bats.  Keep bats warm.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:44 PM (25jvy)

357 350  I like to have my stuff touched.  Not by other dudes tho

Posted by: DAve at July 08, 2013 07:44 PM (albkL)

358 Are you sayin' that Jesus can't hit a curve ball?!?!? Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 11:43 PM (z9HTb) 356 Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 11:44 PM (25jvy) Oh jeez, sorry about starting that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:44 PM (XIxXP)

359 wooden bats will crack if you hit the ball wrong on the handle and not the fat of the bat Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 08, 2013 11:42 PM (s/TCI) Also off the end. Or the top half. Or the bottom half. I've seen/heard bats cracking for very little reason. Coached a guy that broke 3 bats in one game. He was just a bit pissed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)

360 "What's this '"we'" shit white man?"

Posted by: CMU VET at July 08, 2013 07:45 PM (ejB0r)

361 I'm out, keep your bats warm and your balls clean.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 07:45 PM (XIxXP)

362 but not the behind the scenes traditions like, you can't use my bat. Help me understand. Does it wear out?>>

I think there is a confusion in that, from kids up to 14  playing with friends in the neighborhood . And bigger kids in organized sports that can actually break a bat once in a blue moon. Oh and hitting hard enough where football pads need to fit to protect.

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 07:46 PM (qo244)

363 Wasn't the joke Tonto Goldstein?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 08, 2013 07:47 PM (jucos)

364 I read Battle Angel Alita is coming after Avatard 2 and 3. So.....2017 maybe? Posted by: EC at July 08, 2013 10:51 PM (doBIb) Considering how much Avatar sucked, I'd hope he ends up dropping Battle Angel Alita...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 08, 2013 07:48 PM (Vk2pI)

365

>> Wasn't the joke Tonto Goldstein?

 

Iceburg.

 Goldberg.

They're ALL the same.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2013 07:48 PM (25jvy)

366 I think there is a confusion in that, from kids up to 14 playing with friends in the neighborhood . And bigger kids in organized sports that can actually break a bat once in a blue moon. Oh and hitting hard enough where football pads need to fit to protect. Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 11:46 PM (qo244) I played t-ball (lowest age group) in the mid to late 80s. There were still a few wood bats floating around. They got broken.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)

367 Oh jeez, sorry about starting that.


We are way past sorry now.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJS-i_ajFA

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 07:48 PM (z9HTb)

368 196 163 Heard/read Sierra Nevada is building a brewery in western NC
++++++++++++++++

Sierra Nevada in the Appalachians? The really Odd couple

Posted by: NCwoof at July 08, 2013 10:43 PM (aUQgu)

Not sure if this was covered up-thread, but you might be thinking of Fat Tire, not Sierra- Fat Tire is building a 2nd brewery in WNC, on the French Broad in Asheville.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 08, 2013 07:49 PM (0tHG6)

369 Wasn't the joke Tonto Goldstein? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 08, 2013 11:47 PM You have a point. IIRC, the original joke's punch line was "Tonto Goldstein"

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

370 I played t-ball (lowest age group) in the mid to late 80s. There were still a few wood bats floating around. They got broken.>>

Hitting the ball off the T?

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 07:51 PM (qo244)

371 >> Wasn't the joke Tonto Goldstein?


** facepalm *

Posted by: Running Bear Goldberg at July 08, 2013 07:51 PM (z9HTb)

372 Hitting the ball off the T? Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 11:51 PM (qo244) Two chances of the machine, then they brought out the tee.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

373 Hi, all.

Waiting for Civ V expansion to open in about an hour.

That's all.

Posted by: Methos at July 08, 2013 07:53 PM (hO9ad)

374 Kowalskis are my Cousins. I'm trying to keep it in the Family, okay? Besides, we Polacks are notoriously well-hung.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 08, 2013 07:53 PM (ejB0r)

375 Alright, I'm out. See ya Rons and Ettes later.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

376 I was an ok pitcher and an ok fielder but I loved to bat in Little League. Aparently had a good eye and my dad really helped me out. Once I figured it all out was at the top of the league for hits, RBI's, Homers.....

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 08, 2013 07:54 PM (s/TCI)

377 Whuttup, 'rons and 'ettes? Hubby and I watched Jack Reacher and This is 40 last night. Liked both. Reacher, thankfully, had one car chase, which is my limit. This is 40 had none, which I prefer. Hubby didn't hate it though, so. That's something. 40 seems very young. I don't know what they're bitching about. You people who are in your thirties and early forties better fuckin appreciate it. Best years.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2013 07:54 PM (XyrkB)

378 I'm pretty sure the Alien wasn't turned on. (and actually, neither was I as I've always thought that Sigourney Weaver may be ok but she's not sexy and never twanged my twanger. Well maybe Zuul was hot). Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 08, 2013 11:32 PM (28TG+) The Alien had already gotten hisself a lil bit with Lambert. If you watch her getting attacked by the Alien, the Alien holds her up, and then you see it's tail going up betwixt her legs, and later on, you hear what sounds like an orgasm from Lambert. Ripley would have just gotten sloppy seconds from the Alien.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2013 07:55 PM (BXLPR)

379 You have a point. IIRC, the original joke's punch line was "Tonto Goldstein" Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2013 11:50 PM (JMmQ9) I always heard "Bucky Goldstein." From at least back in the 80s.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 07:57 PM (yoh1c)

380 >> fuckity fuckity fuck.
 
Peaches, I've grown quite fond of 'fuckity'. It is reminiscent of calamity, but with more fucked.
 
CC, glad to hear of Maddie's continued improvement.
 
Sigourney? I'd let her eat crackers in my bed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2013 07:58 PM (ccXZP)

381 Somehow I can't find the enthusiasm to go see a movie starring the grandson (or great-grandson, I forget which) of one of the most despicable communist agents (and Gore family supporters) in American history.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 08, 2013 07:58 PM (29vnO)

382 Hopalong Rubinstein. Just checking in.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 08, 2013 07:59 PM (9bMee)

383 O/T, but this soft tyranny doesn't seem very soft anymore. I can't fuckin believe it, even. We're frogs in the boiling water. I'm feeling a little froggy.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 08, 2013 08:00 PM (XyrkB)

384 Jay Leno has Charlie Day on from "Pacific Rim" right now. I would guess a clip is in the offing. Soon. Tune in now.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 08, 2013 08:01 PM (9bMee)

385 As usual, I'm behind on the topics/comments, but put me down on the "not hot" side -reminds me too much of Sarandon - another one I never understood what people saw. As for the kids sports, use my gear - it's just a toy was always my take on it. Been teaching my 6 yr old how to throw a spiral lately, as he now wants to play football when the season starts. So far he's been doing great, just can't throw more than 20 feet or so.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 08, 2013 08:02 PM (qqEdf)

386 Anybody remember that B/W show the Riflemench?

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 08:02 PM (qo244)

387 But in the case the trial itself doesn’t satisfy news hounds, Android App developer Trade Digital, Inc. has you covered with its new Angry Trayvon game. *Blank Stare* So, um, what is Angry Trayvon? “Trayvon is angry and nobody can stop him from completing his world tour of revenge on the bad guys who terrorize cities everyday.” … “Use a variety of weapons to demolish Trayvon’s attackers in various cities around the world.” Like where? “Fight in historic cities like Brooklyn, NY” Oh yeah? “If you like to attack from far, then purchase the ‘dagger’ as you will be able to throw it at your enemies for the kill.” But how does one win? “If you want to dominate the leaderboards across the world, then make sure you collect the money that the bad guys will drop once you kill them to increase your score.” And Trade Digital, Inc. is just killing those “bad taste” leaderboards right now. It’s a slaughter! Although, the promotional images make Trayvon out to look white and buff–both of which he was not–so the company’s arguing for or against Trayvon’s case is a mystery. Then again, I don’t have an Android phone anymore, so I couldn’t research. Anyone who wants to play the game to let us know what it’s actually like, drop us a line in the comments section. Angry Trayvon is free and compatible with Android 2.2 and up.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 08, 2013 08:03 PM (e8kgV)

388 Two chances of the machine, then they brought out the tee. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 11:51 PM OK, you've answered my question...1981 was when you were born, not when you graduated high school. Back in The Day, sonny-boy, there was no "machine-pitch" and there certainly was no fcukin' "tee". The coach pitched you three fat ones, you hit them or you didn't, you either took your base or you sat back down. That lawn you're standing on? Off it you must get. {BCochran1981, you know I'm just fcukin' with you, right?}

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at July 08, 2013 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)

389 Dammit! I was getting all hot over the prospect of practicing 1,000 yard shots on helmet-sized targets with my .338 Lapua...cough...deer rifle. Stinking Russians are so unreliable. I really wanted to practice my burgeoning Russian language skills with lot of vile obscenities between shots.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2013 08:05 PM (PwV7G)

390 For your listening pleasure (while reading comments, etc)

Janice Joplin raw on Bobby McGee

Enjoy:

http://tinyurl.com/74ezps


Posted by: Craig Poe at July 08, 2013 08:06 PM (BVkEs)

391 Sigourney Weaver
hot/not hot?

 

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 08, 2013 11:05 PM

 

Not hot, really. She's fine and all, but, I don't think she's been about "hot". I think it's a good thing though. She's the attractive everywoman. The casting of Alien was fantastic. Both Cartwight and Weaver were believable in their roles as space truckers. They sold that shit. If they'd cast some bimbo hottie in Ripley's part it would not have worked. It's a rare thing these days. Look at the "Thing" prequel/remake and "Prometheus". Terrible casting in the equivalent roles. Pretty poor casting all round, actually.

 

Weaver's always been more interesting, than hot. Which is a plus for the movies she's been in. Likwise "ghostbusters" etc.

Posted by: otho at July 08, 2013 08:06 PM (9gNQd)

392 Saw The Lone Ranger. It's not lefty agitprop. Oh sure, there's the usual dose of Hollywood leftardedness lurking about. But, as always, truth outs. The film can be seen as an indictment on progressivism. The evil mastermind is always justifying his actions in the name of progress. The lone ranger himself is initially in that camp out of naivete, and rather firmly so. At the start a group of Presbyterians even ask him to join them in prayer, and he refuses by holding up a John Locke book and declaring, "This is my bible!" But by the end of the movie he's disabused of all his former idealism and has taken on a new identity. It's the major reason he wears the mask -- not, as many leftists have tried to color it, as a mark of shame over white mens' deeds. The greatest effort in the film (and no doubt the most costly one that blew the budget), was the homage to Buster Keaton. That train chase at the end of the movie is one giant remembrance of Keaton's epic silent train film, "The General". It alone is worth the price of admission imho. It's actually a pretty good flick overall.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 08, 2013 08:08 PM (FMrA0)

393 Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 09, 2013 12:05 AM (PwV7G) that is kind of a wasted shot with a .338.......

Posted by: Jake in ID-aquavit at July 08, 2013 08:08 PM (s/TCI)

394 And I would spell Janis wrong. Gah.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 08, 2013 08:09 PM (BVkEs)

395 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:10 PM (nUH8H)

396 Alright, it's done, and I can't undo it. The novel has been proposed ("queried" is the term, I believe) to an Agent. I doubt it'll go anywhere, but we'll see.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:11 PM (nUH8H)

397 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 09, 2013 12:10 AM (nUH8H) Said before, but it bears repeating.

Posted by: The Repertory Hat at July 08, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)

398 Seconded. Not hot. I wouldn't. And it's been quite a while for me. Wouldn't do it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 10:54 PM I told you the recipe.

Posted by: CAC at July 08, 2013 08:11 PM (sW2eI)

399 "Nuke Alec Baldwin, Sandra Fluke, and Puffy Face from orbit, its the only way to be sure." -- Ripley

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 08, 2013 08:11 PM (2y8mE)

400 They are making a prequel to Silent Möbius: http://tinyurl.com/mweojcl

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 08, 2013 08:13 PM (Vk2pI)

401 Sigourney Weaverhot/not hot?>>

Flipping through I saw some of American Ninja (or they were looking for an American to complete the course) But none the less they had a woman that was a Coast Guard Rescue swimmer. I'm not a small/weak guy but this chick I'm sure could kick my ass. And it was a little disconcerting that I found her so attractive. Kinda like Ripley in the shape she was in during Aliens. In Gostbusters she was a little hotter though.

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 08:13 PM (qo244)

402 They are making a prequel to Silent Möbius: http://tinyurl.com/mweojcl Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 09, 2013 12:13 AM (Vk2pI) It's a sequel... not a prequel... My bad.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 08, 2013 08:14 PM (Vk2pI)

403 Cowboy @ 392... Yep, gotta agree. The wife and I saw it on Sunday and both of us enjoyed it quite a bit. The train bit was pretty good, and Depp didn't "take over" the movie as much as I thought he would. And William Fichtner, as one of the co-villains was as nasty as I've seen a screen villain in a while. Critics are idiots. Nothing new about that. Oh, and we saw Despicable Me 2 today and that was great as well. But they should have just called it Minions 2.

Posted by: Bayou City at July 08, 2013 08:17 PM (9ppEA)

404 I am not interested in seeing TONTO! and the lone ranger.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2013 08:18 PM (LI48c)

405 Alright, it's done, and I can't undo it.

The novel has been proposed ("queried" is the term, I believe) to an Agent.



What does that mean?


I'll refrain from other stuff that might jinx.

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 08:18 PM (z9HTb)

406 "Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein."...the punchline to one of Steven Wright's stories on "I Have A Pony". My favorite comedy album of the 80s.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 08, 2013 08:20 PM (5J54Q)

407 406 "Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein."...the punchline to one of Steven Wright's stories on "I Have A Pony". My favorite comedy album of the 80s. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 09, 2013 12:20 AM (5J54Q) Weird! I just told that joke to someone the other day! Definitely one of his memorable gags.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 08, 2013 08:21 PM (V1ZIU)

408 That's not Sigourney Weaver.


This is Sigourney Weaver: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119227/

Posted by: fluffy Dundee at July 08, 2013 08:22 PM (z9HTb)

409 What does that mean? Well, when you're trying to get a book published, you can go 1 of 2 ways- self-publishing or using a publisher. If you self-publish, a) all your costs are front-loaded (and it's a not-insignificant amount of cost) and b) you're solely responsible for selling your novel. If you use a publisher, they're responsible for selling your novel. You get less money per book but you'll probably make more money over all. That said, to get a publisher, you either have to contact them directly (good luck finding one that will take unsolicited submissions -and is interested in your Genre) or you can find an agent. I'm trying to find an agent. As for "querying" that's where you send a short letter with a roughly 1 paragraph synopsis of your story and introduce yourself. Then you hope God smiles on you and they reply asking to see more of your book.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:22 PM (nUH8H)

410 Howdy, Moron horde.
What with this being the 150th anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg, I am reading and watching movies about it, all I can get my hands on.

Just cranked up the DVD with Jeff Daniels and Martin Sheen as Gen. Lee. It is a very well made movie despite my personal animus with all things Sheen.

Posted by: navybrat at July 08, 2013 08:23 PM (tPLfq)

411 Back in The Day, sonny-boy, there was no "machine-pitch" and there certainly was no fcukin' "tee". The coach pitched you three fat ones, you hit them or you didn't, you either took your base or you sat back down. Back in my "day" the coach only pitched to the 6 year olds. After that I was kid on kid. Which is why so many kids I know ruined shoulders and arms.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 08:24 PM (Fr1KU)

412 Shared batting helmets. Lice. Thought I was going to have to burn the house down to get rid of the little bastards for good. No more sharing.

Posted by: Gem at July 08, 2013 08:24 PM (zw+pb)

413 This is the American Ninja Warrior  I mentioned above. Crappy video for what I was talking about but it seems she doesn't show up in Bing images without her full gear.

http://tinyurl.com/kxsc965

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 08:25 PM (qo244)

414 Oh, they did the same thing with casting in "Aliens". Dietrich and Vasquez... not "hot". But were they great? Fucking oath, they were.

Posted by: otho at July 08, 2013 08:25 PM (9gNQd)

415 As for "querying" that's where you send a short letter with a roughly 1 paragraph synopsis of your story and introduce yourself.


Any obligation on your part from this query?

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 08:26 PM (z9HTb)

416 413 This is the American Ninja Warrior I mentioned above. Crappy video for what I was talking about but it seems she doesn't show up in Bing images without her full gear.

http://tinyurl.com/kxsc965

Posted by: McGregor at July 09, 2013 12:25 AM (qo244

 

I'm pissed I didn't know it was back on.  Guess that's what I get since G4 is gone and I don't watch NBC.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2013 08:28 PM (LI48c)

417 It's getting to be that time of night for YouTubes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hO-83CIVKM

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

418 The guy in the Knightriders picture is none other than legendary sfx make-up artist Tom Savini.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2013 08:29 PM (zWMG0)

419 I concur on the qualified thumbs up for The Lone Ranger.  I'm pretty sensitive to PC/Leftard propaganda in films and my rage-O-meter didn't even twitch.  The movie had the standard Western bad guys -- the psycho outlaw and the devious railroad baron.  I read nothing that was anti-conservative in any of it.

Substantively, the movie it had some very strange changes in tone.  Really dark in some places mixed with near-slapstick silliness in others.  It was a bit jarring at times, like they couldn't decide wither they wanted Sergio Leone bloodfest or a Buster Keaton comedy, so they did a little of both.  I've seen a lot of criticism about its length and indeed it was not a tightly written story.  It could have been told with 50 minutes removed from the middle and some characters probably should have been deleted.  But even so, I never looked at my watch or fidgeted in my seat.

Take it for what it is, an imperfect but reasonably entertaining summer spectacular.  By that standard it's worth the price of a ticket. 

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 08:30 PM (MwpsQ)

420 Any obligation on your part from this query? Nope. If they bite, they'll ask for the full manuscript. If they like that they'll send me a contract where they say they'll represent me, and in the event the book sells, they'll take 15%

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:31 PM (nUH8H)

421 ONT enstompened. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2013 08:33 PM (H7UgW)

422 Nope. If they bite, they'll ask for the full manuscript. If they like that they'll send me a contract where they say they'll represent me, and in the event the book sells, they'll take 15% Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 09, 2013 12:31 AM (nUH8H) Who did you send it to?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 08:36 PM (XIxXP)

423
Nope. If they bite, they'll ask for the full manuscript. If they like that they'll send me a contract where they say they'll represent me, and in the event the book sells, they'll take 15%

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 09, 2013 12:31 AM (nUH8H)

 

Throw in a BDSM scene and claim that its a Twilight fanfiction.  That should get you a deal.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2013 08:38 PM (LI48c)

424 Who did you send it to? Kimberley Cameron & Assoc. Found 'em in the Writer's Market. Tomorrow (thank goodness for simultaneous submissions) I'll do the same with Books & Such. Hopefully one of the two is interested.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:38 PM (nUH8H)

425 Throw in a BDSM scene and claim that its a Twilight fanfiction. That should get you a deal. I don't curse (normally). Can you imagine a BDSM scene I'd write? There are two curse words in the entire novel, and they're both pointed out because they contrast so with the rest of the dialogue.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:40 PM (nUH8H)

426 While you're deciding just how offensive the latest Lone Ranger relaunch is, bear in mind that, going way back to the very beginning, the character has philosophical feet of clay. Can we get the Detroit jokes out of the way, and then on to the "Lone Ranger Creed," part of the writers' instructions on situation and depiction in the radio scripts, and later part of mass-marketing promotions.

He is required to live according to the motto of Jeremy Bentham, "The greatest good for the greatest number," which is kind of like liberaltarianism. That's entirely inconsistent with an individualist reading of conservatism. Very FDR stuff, not surprising on WXYZ in 1933.

Clayton Moore followed William "Hopalong Cassidy" Boyd into the bizarre fantasy world of trying to live up to a fictional hero -- and made thousands of lives better for it. Old people around here remember the TV show. But the character had a leftist worldview baked right in on radio, 20 years before us'n's ever heard ta-da-dump for the first time.

Posted by: comatus at July 08, 2013 08:40 PM (JNUY4)

427 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 09, 2013 12:38 AM (nUH8H) Hmm, I'll check that out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 08, 2013 08:42 PM (XIxXP)

428 I listened to Spoony's sorta review of the Lone Ranger, and I think he came up with a better origin story for the guy than what the movie had.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2013 08:44 PM (LI48c)

429 OK, I'm out this "responsible adult" shit is for the birds tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at July 08, 2013 08:44 PM (JMmQ9)

430 Night all. Here is "Iron Horse/Born to Lose" by Motörhead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geVkvTeBq9w

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 08, 2013 08:44 PM (Vk2pI)

431 And with Johnny "Elizbeth Warren" Depp playing Tonto, the Lone Ranger is pretty offensive.

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2013 08:45 PM (LI48c)

432 You don't see this one every day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXCtqVgwIk

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2013 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

433 Hmm, I'll check that out. Your local library almost certainly has a copy of last year's Writer's Market. It's a good place to look for Agents (and tells you what they'll represent). Then you can go on the intarwebz and see if a) they're still in business b) they're still accepting the same kind of submissions and c) what their submission guidelines are. All without forking over the $ for the actual Writer's Market (not all that expensive, but I'm on a very strict budget). You may actually have an easier time than I will- what with your modern fiction (instead of fantasy) and the fact you're a published author (with however many units sold). That said... I'm out. I've got to be up in 6 hours. Yay.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at July 08, 2013 08:46 PM (nUH8H)

434 ONT Dead?

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2013 08:55 PM (LI48c)

435 ONT Dead?>>

Something else Krugman killed (see nood)

Posted by: McGregor at July 08, 2013 09:07 PM (qo244)

436

Realized today that the breakfast cereal I usually buy is made by General Mills.  Had to make a quick last minute change at the supermarket.

 

Seriously, a *gay* cereal?  What idiot thinks this crap up?

 

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 09:12 PM (Quo7C)

437

Still don't know what movie RIPD is, tho. :-)

--------------

Rest In Peace Division

 

Ryan Reynolds plays a cop who dies and finds himself working as a cop for the dead.  Jeff Bridges is his veteran partner who's showing him the ropes.  Bad Things Start To Happen (tm).

 

I saw a trailer for it when I went to Man of Steel.  It looks like it could be good.

 

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 09:16 PM (Quo7C)

438 TPH, that should be interseting.  Looks like Katsumi and Roy's baby girl will be all grown up.  2023 + 17 = 2040.  Yay.  Maybe Lebia will have rebuilt Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Donald by then.

*suddenly remembers Ganossa's curse*  Max running the meanest toughest punk magic group in high school.  Cruel to Ms. Liquuer.  High and low magic ensues.  Obachan Rally as principle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 09:21 PM (WGVAJ)

439 Seriously, a *gay* cereal? What idiot thinks this crap up?

Posted by: junior at July 09, 2013 01:12 AM (Quo7C)


Grope Nuts?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2013 09:28 PM (fNpC1)

440 Ryan Reynolds plays a cop who dies and finds himself working as a cop for the dead. Jeff Bridges is his veteran partner who's showing him the ropes. Bad Things Start To Happen (tm).


Sounds quite similar to "Dead Like Me"


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348913/

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 09:31 PM (z9HTb)

441

Oh, they did the same thing with casting in "Aliens". Dietrich and Vasquez... not "hot".

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Vasquez gets her own trope over at TV Tropes.  It's called "Vazquez Always Dies".

 

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 09:35 PM (Quo7C)

442

TPH, that should be interseting. Looks like Katsumi and Roy's baby girl will be all grown up. 2023 + 17 = 2040. Yay. Maybe Lebia will have rebuilt Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Donald by then.

*suddenly remembers Ganossa's curse* Max running the meanest toughest punk magic group in high school. Cruel to Ms. Liquuer. High and low magic ensues. Obachan Rally as principle.

-----------------

 

I've got the full manga collection sitting on a book shelf.  Didn't care so much for the TV series, though.

 

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 09:42 PM (Quo7C)

443 Junior, even these?  http://www.kyuubi.com/books.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 09:49 PM (WGVAJ)

444

Sounds quite similar to "Dead Like Me"

--------------

 

That's the TV series with the teenager who gets killed by the de-orbiting toilet seat, right?  I saw the first few episodes of that. Based on the trailer, I don't think that the two have much in common.  The DLM crew was about prepping people for death.  RIPD is about "ghost cops" that get sent after violent trouble-making ghosts.

 

Trailer here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt59JjtWFSU

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 09:50 PM (Quo7C)

445 No video, but perhaps the best live version of Blue Oyster Cult's "Astronomy" I've ever heard.  http://tinyurl.com/kozcebd

Posted by: SFGoth at July 08, 2013 09:51 PM (N+qVl)

446

Junior, even these?

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No, not those.

 

Squenix has an English-language manga division?  Seriously?

 

Weird.

 

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 09:52 PM (Quo7C)

447 Those are the Japanese manga.  Udon nor anyone else has ever brought Silent Mobius Tales to the English language market.  Even Mobius Klein, save one issue, has never made it into English.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 08, 2013 09:55 PM (WGVAJ)

448

Those are the Japanese manga. Udon nor anyone else has ever brought Silent Mobius Tales to the English language market. Even Mobius Klein, save one issue, has never made it into English.

-------------

 

Alright.  I know Squenix has been branching out a lot, but I was pretty sure that English-language manga wasn't one of their expansion areas.

 

I still remember having a conversation with one of my friends (who was watching the TV series, but hadn't seen the manga).  He wondered why the Lucifer Hawks never attacked the girls at their homes.  I mentioned the incident that happens in the very first volume (which also explains *why* it doesn't happen), and then about...  you know who...

 

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 10:00 PM (Quo7C)

449 Vasquez gets her own trope over at TV Tropes. It's called "Vazquez Always Dies".

 

Posted by: junior at July 09, 2013 01:35 AM

 

Forgot about Ferro. Easy on the eyes, for sure, but not a model type. Sold the role.

Posted by: otho at July 08, 2013 10:32 PM (9gNQd)

450 I had no idea that Helen Smith, authoress of Men On Strike, was such a hottie.

Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2013 11:19 PM (+iA5G)

451 I had no idea that Helen Smith, authoress of Men On Strike, was such a hottie. The Blogfather's happiness and optimism wasn't a clue?

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 08, 2013 11:28 PM (Jv4FA)

452 The Blogfather's happiness and optimism wasn't a clue?

Posted by: Adriane ... at July 09, 2013 03:28 AM (Jv4FA)


--Over my head.  Who dat?

Posted by: logprof at July 09, 2013 12:20 AM (+iA5G)

453 Interesting movie link, surprising I didn't see that one... I'm a connoisseur of bad movies. My favorite worst in that genre would be the 1986 RollerBlade. And no, you didn't see it and you're thinking of Rollerball. I've had that conversation too many times to hope you've seen the movie I'm referencing. If the movie you're thinking of doesn't have butterfly-knife wielding nuns on rollerskates who worship a glowing blue happy face, and gratuitous and often pointless nudity... you've got the wrong movie. It was too awful a movie to stop watching. You've been warned and/or you're welcome... I'm never sure when I mention movies anymore which is appropriate.

Posted by: gekkobear at July 09, 2013 01:56 AM (w/ZKO)

454 Hmmm.  Sigourney has always had nice hind paws.

Posted by: Arch & Heel Lovers, Inc. at July 09, 2013 08:08 AM (BDU/a)

455   234  234  Sigourney Weaver was very hittable in that flick where she was a con artist- wtf was that called?

Big Hooters Girl was in it too. . . .

*
*
"Heartbreakers."  Anything with Jennifer Love Hewitt is usually worth watching once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2013 08:17 AM (BDU/a)

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