September 07, 2013
— CDR M

Man, if we go forward with a military misadventure into Syria, I think that it would crack the top 10 on this list of worst military decisions in history especially if some of the worse case scenarios develop after the strike. Already, the President is micromanaging the Syrian target list as LBJ did (#2 on the list) in Vietnam. Vicarious
One of my favorite Tool songs done 300 style.
Lame Excuse
So how long is the President going to run with the "I only hear about things from the media" as it pertains to departments/agencies under his control? At what point is he held responsible? Or anyone in those departments for that matter? Obama learns what the NSA is up to through the press.
An AFP reporter asked Obama to respond to the most recent NSA leaks that officials in Brazil and Mexico were being spied on.“I said that I would look into the allegations,” Obama said. “I mean, part of the problem here is we get these through the press and then I've got to go back and find out what’s going on with respect to these particular allegations - I don’t subscribe to all these newspapers, although I think the NSA does - now at least.
If Obama has to wait for the press to publish a leak before he'll go and find out what's going on, then he's not doing his job. It's not very Presidential to look like you don't know the extent of one of the most damaging leaks in U.S. history. Of course, it's a pretty stupid statement to make when we all know the press does not publish anything without getting approval from the White House. He is their chosen one.
Sexual Harassment
Poor guy. Probably NSFW.
Drone Humor

Yeah, yeah, it's always fun and games until you scalp yourself with a drone, but here are some humorous things to do with drones.
House Demolition
I figure it is far easier to get away with this in the Detroit area but never underestimate the ability of the government to eff it away. Crews demolish the wrong house in Pontiac because one home owner switched the address numbers with the house next door. In the end, both homes got schwacked.
Parkour
Based on the video game Mirror's Edge.
h/t
Gun Mailbox

I'm sure this N.J. man's mailbox will be banned in 3...2...1...
The Bodyguard
Lady Gaga bodyguard tazed to death after naked cocaine rampage.
So the late Norman Oosterbroek, 43, who was a bodyguard for the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z, recently broke into a neighborÂ’s house in Miami. He was naked and started beating up the homeowner, and when the cops arrived and tazed him, he ended up having a fatal heart attack from the combination of drugs and high voltage.
Supposedly, he was beating up the homeowner with one hand, and feeding himself drugs with the other.
Cat Video
h/t tmi3rd
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Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 06:03 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 06:03 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Steve at September 07, 2013 06:05 PM (xZPp3)
Posted by: CDR M at September 07, 2013 06:06 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2013 06:08 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 06:09 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: CarolT at September 07, 2013 06:09 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 06:09 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: CDR M at September 07, 2013 06:10 PM (OJvfL)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 07, 2013 06:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: General Manly Throw McMomJeans Hero of Hole 19 filling in for Preznit Urkle X at September 07, 2013 06:10 PM (9jfyN)
Not with weapons at least. He'd still sit down with them, no preconditions.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 06:12 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: CDR M at September 07, 2013 06:12 PM (OJvfL)
Thank you and YEARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Posted by: Norman Oosterbroek at September 07, 2013 06:13 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:14 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:14 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 07, 2013 06:15 PM (NHMrq)
Posted by: 9th Roman Legion at September 07, 2013 06:16 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:16 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: CarolT at September 07, 2013 06:16 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:16 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Tin Can at September 07, 2013 06:17 PM (NlA7T)
Posted by: CarolT at September 07, 2013 06:17 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 06:18 PM (FlRtG)
Call her Silver Sable...
and there's a good trigger job you can get done to reduce felt ram recoil...
"just saying"
Posted by: Sven10077 Horde Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 06:18 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:19 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: 9th Roman Legion at September 07, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)
But no team orders.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 06:19 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Tin Can at September 07, 2013 06:19 PM (NlA7T)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 07, 2013 06:20 PM (lxc0s)
$2 trillion and 4500 US soldiers died so Iran could annex Iraq later to complete the Shia' Crescent for Mohammed?
#5 at best!
Posted by: Dickless Cheney at September 07, 2013 06:20 PM (rLMhe)
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2013 06:20 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 06:20 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:20 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Custer at September 07, 2013 06:21 PM (Aif/5)
It is hardly topped by using the USAF as Radical Islam's airwing now thrice fucknutz
Posted by: Balless Ogabe at September 07, 2013 06:21 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: dwagyak at September 07, 2013 06:22 PM (kOKcZ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 07, 2013 10:10 PM (Vk2pI)
At least my goal of "human research oversight" is a real thing.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 07, 2013 06:22 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Japanese observation post at September 07, 2013 06:23 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:23 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:23 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:23 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 06:24 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 07, 2013 06:25 PM (NHMrq)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:26 PM (ZPrif)
All-in-all, I'm going to go ahead and hate the world tonight.
...except You Guys. Seriously.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 06:26 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:27 PM (TbNtA)
Saw the most ahmaaaaazing innovation at the range store - a rifle case which FLOATS. To prevent those unfortunate boating accidents.
Unfortunately mine was made out of steel. It didn't float at all.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 06:27 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Tin Can at September 07, 2013 06:27 PM (NlA7T)
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2013 06:27 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:27 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mindy at September 07, 2013 06:28 PM (b9xr2)
eh...it's a challenge...
at the 10077 family reunion I had to bellows back to life a fire in a thunderstorm....
most fun I've had since boyscouts was getting the fucker hot enough to boil the corn on the cob as soon as the rain broke...
good workout too
Posted by: sven10077 at September 07, 2013 06:28 PM (9jfyN)
My AGP graphics card crapped out on my desktop, and I had to plug the monitor to the onboard graphics port with the Integrated Graphics on the motherboard
S3/Via Unichrome 3D Windows XP
I can't find the recovery CD, and I'm having a hell of a time finding the driver for it online. Every one that does has adware and malware up the wazoo
Does anyone have the driver for that?
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 06:28 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:29 PM (aH+zP)
I lost my floating rifle case in a mysterious Escape Velocity Incident at the lake....
just vanished into orbit
Posted by: sven10077 at September 07, 2013 06:29 PM (9jfyN)
It takes exactly 1 hot brass case stuck somewhere in the cleavage area to learn that precausions need to be adheared to
Ripping your top off to get the brass out will get you a memorial plaque on the clubhouse wall.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 06:30 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:31 PM (aH+zP)
...Tonight, I'm sorry to say that I glanced the ONT.
I'm not pissed-off, but I'm merely disappointed that I'm not outside enjoying grilled meats and enormous flames, rising from one Fire Pit.
*folds arms*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 06:31 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 07, 2013 06:31 PM (4p5/2)
My vote is for the Pot as their best.
Obama is an asshole.
That is all.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 07, 2013 06:31 PM (hmUex)
Instead, here we are 12 years later, counting the days until some arbitrary date when we can go home.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 06:32 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:32 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 06:33 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:33 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 06:33 PM (ZhNCB)
Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 10:20 PM
Welcome to the existential vacuum.
If it makes you feel any better, you'll soon enjoy wearing the warming Cloak of Utter Despair and using the phrase "we're all going to die" on a fairly regular basis.
/good times, good times...
Posted by: shibumi at September 07, 2013 06:34 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)
They are very good for a lightweight Optic ready carbine most times...
I am pondering using a Carbon 15 lower with a LoPro Upper to make the boy his first carbine....
Posted by: sven10077 at September 07, 2013 06:34 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)
Does anyone have the driver for that?
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 10:28 PM (/9IC1)
Do you have the specific model number?
VIA has drivers for XP on their website. But you need to know which product you have and not the generic name for it...
http://tinyurl.com/ylehhb7
Posted by: NWConservative at September 07, 2013 06:35 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 06:35 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (doBIb)
...good workout too"
Posted by: sven10077
Been there, done that. Thanks for the *attaboy*. Much appreciated.
This Dump Got SOAKED. My "good chair" is screwed. Out of nowhere.
I'm going out there. God and his lil' "events" can't stop me. Unless my ass gets wet. Then I'll be both pissed and inside.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (aH+zP)
Of course, starting a war with China/ Russia will stop them from buying our debt, in fact, they'll sell it and indeed, will make the collapse and our permanent foray into totalitarianism even quicker.
What's that phrase? Never let a crisis go to waste? I guess if the crisis isn't big enough, you have to create one.
Posted by: shibumi at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (7zANx)
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2013 10:20 PM (WmLrU)
If he's not watching American Ninja Warrior he should be.
Posted by: buzzion at September 07, 2013 06:36 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 06:37 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 06:38 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:38 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2013 06:38 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Let it Burn 2014 at September 07, 2013 10:35 PM
waves hi!!!
I'm waiting for the weather to turn cool so I can get out my fall Cloak of Despair; it's ever so fashionable! Only second to the winter Cloak of Despair, which is shearling.
Posted by: shibumi at September 07, 2013 06:39 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:39 PM (aH+zP)
We think there may have been something wrong with the .22 ammo; it jammed three times. Dave actually has to field strip it to clear a spent casing jammed in it. Unhappy about that.
Saw the most ahmaaaaazing innovation at the range store - a rifle case which FLOATS. To prevent those unfortunate boating accidents.
I think my pistol needs a name. Taking suggestions. It's a kicky little Smith and Wesson SD9VE.
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 10:16 PM (aH+zP)
Small DAVE?
Jenny? ('cause of the kick)
The perpetual "favorite": Chelsea?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 06:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 06:39 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 07, 2013 06:39 PM (KArqF)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:40 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 10:20 PM (xjpRj)
Sounds like you've been reading the "clinical depression" description websites.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 06:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
But you already wrote about it and the potential to catch brass.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 06:42 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 06:42 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 06:43 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:43 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:43 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: Miss Daisy at September 07, 2013 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Hey now...that was uh different...and I'll show you how just as soon as I can withdraw from Camp Reggie
Posted by: Preznit Urkle X's Throbbing Manhood at September 07, 2013 06:44 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at September 07, 2013 06:44 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Grand Moff Tarkin at September 07, 2013 10:24 PM (9jfyN)
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We've analyzed their attack sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Posted by: Annoymous Imperial Stooge at September 07, 2013 06:44 PM (lxc0s)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 06:45 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 06:45 PM (qyfb5)
...I'm not sitting in the desert, away from 'the fam' and sporting an M-16 against fuckheads.
My ass may be wet, (any Red-Blooded American male Hates This), but my "rainout" could be worse.
...right, God? ...small doucher of fiestas?
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 06:45 PM (lq3Ak)
My mom is here to help pick up the slack while my back is on vacation. She's going to make chicken and sausage gumbo with Conecuh sausage. Gonna hit her up for some homemade beignets too.
Posted by: no good deed at September 07, 2013 06:46 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: otho at September 07, 2013 06:46 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: CarolT at September 07, 2013 06:47 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 06:47 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tin Can at September 07, 2013 06:47 PM (NlA7T)
Gingy - I have a pair of Cimarron '72 open tops that I need to take out for a spin again.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 06:50 PM (9jfyN)
While true and PHYSICS! for an aimed Carbine there's worse choices...which is to say the M-4 to the M-16a2 is the same thing and DoD loves them some M-4....(sadly)
Posted by: ARe we using a Semi-Auto Carbine or Simulating Rapid Fire? at September 07, 2013 06:50 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 06:50 PM (+9AX9)
It's my fault for not framing it. (t-shirt, not the socks)
Posted by: Lamontyyoubigdummy at September 07, 2013 06:51 PM (Yv66T)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 10:45 PM (aH+zP)
Heh. I'm sure they could -- but also much, much better. Remember, it's not whether you attract douchenozzles.....it's whether you have alternatives.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 06:52 PM (T1005)
http://tinyurl.com/ylehhb7 Posted by: NWConservative at September 07, 2013 10:35 PM
I've downloaded a few but they have nothing that installs, just a RAR folder with a few exe files that just blink and that's it
I've found EVERY CD except the recovery disc, and I know it never left this room but there's a universal law that when you really need something it disappears into another dimension
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 06:53 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2013 06:55 PM (KKfVH)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 06:55 PM (TbNtA)
In Hazard?
Heh I took an '84 Cimmaron Caddy offroading there once....
great fun...wife is still angry
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 06:56 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 06:58 PM (yh0zB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHoPYLQvnQM
Thank You,
-Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 06:58 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Weirddave at September 07, 2013 06:59 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 06:59 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:00 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2013 07:00 PM (KKfVH)
Posted by: Jose at September 07, 2013 07:00 PM (zc/sw)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 07:00 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 07:00 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 07:00 PM (/9IC1)
***
Well, at least it's in the private sector.
Posted by: cool arrow at September 07, 2013 07:01 PM (WMsq+)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 11:00 PM
I left LA 3 years ago, I'm in Sarasota FL now
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 07:02 PM (/9IC1)
But he's better off than a lot of former governors from Illinois.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:03 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2013 07:03 PM (KKfVH)
It's where he belonged all along. Actually, with their focus on hygiene and cleaning products, perhaps Amway would be better suited to Tony 'We clean your toilets!' Villar.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 07:03 PM (kcfmt)
Knob Creek would be fun, but the ammo tab would be crazy.
Those guys are ankle deep in brass. The first few times I went there a guy had his tank there. Loud M'Fer.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 07:04 PM (+9AX9)
I've downloaded a few but they have nothing that installs, just a RAR folder with a few exe files that just blink and that's it
I've found EVERY CD except the recovery disc, and I know it never left this room but there's a universal law that when you really need something it disappears into another dimension
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 10:53 PM (/9IC1)
If you don't know what your motherboard is, you will need to open your case and check for the name of the motherboard or check your manual if you have it for the name. There are dozens of drivers for integrated graphics.
Posted by: NWConservative at September 07, 2013 07:04 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 07:05 PM (WbOdn)
So the Drudge piece links to Robert Dreyfus, a former Larouchite, who lambasted our Iraq intervention, which was predicated in part on preventing
a recurrence of an attack like Halabja, how exactly this ties to Iran, except for General Suleimaini, the fellow reputedly behind the assasination plot against the Saudi Ambassador, is left unclear,
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 07, 2013 07:05 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: buzzion
Muck Fichigan
Posted by: THE Ohio State University at September 07, 2013 11:00 PM (lq3Ak)
I want them to do well so the Buckeyes beating them makes it all the more sweet and devestating.
Posted by: buzzion at September 07, 2013 07:05 PM (LI48c)
Harleycowboy, it's a pretty popular event. We've never been. When I hear knob creek, I think of Jim beam and home.
The Knob Creek burbon is bad either. Plenty of vid's on youtube.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 07:05 PM (+9AX9)
***
Well, at least it's in the private sector.
Posted by: cool arrow at September 07, 2013 11:01 PM
I remember seeing Oompah-Loompah on those "Morgan and Morgan .. For The People" commercials. If you go by the commercials on local television in the Tampa area, the main industry is injury lawsuits
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 07:06 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Fourth horseman of the apocalypse ( yes I have arrived) at September 07, 2013 07:07 PM (KuZ6A)
Oh well.
If the machine shipped with an AGP slot, it has to be pretty vintage. Even a very cheap second-hand system would likely a be a fair bit more modern and a better application of any funds you might apply to getting the old one restored.
Meanwhile, check out the motherboard for any identifying text. Even an FCC number will let you look up the board and get an idea which exact driver you need.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 07:09 PM (kcfmt)
The biggest problem with going ahead in Syria is that the good men and women of our US Armed Forces will have to pay the price. I think the Lightworker and Assad should just have a duel on the front lawn of the White House. Pay Per View, it would help pay off the national debt as well, so two birds and all that.
And now in the sissyboy slapfight division...
Posted by: A. Hamilton at September 07, 2013 07:09 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: elliot m at September 07, 2013 07:09 PM (zPich)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 07:10 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tin Can at September 07, 2013 07:10 PM (NlA7T)
Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2013 07:10 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: elliot m at September 07, 2013 11:09 PM (zPich)
Yeah but all the surgeon will have to say is "Well look what I had to work with! Do you think you could have done a better job?"
Posted by: buzzion at September 07, 2013 07:10 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 07:13 PM (TbNtA)
I agree with Tin Can, I shoot that type of rifle all the time and I can handle it.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:14 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Fourth horseman of the apocalypse ( yes I have arrived) at September 07, 2013 07:15 PM (KuZ6A)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 10:59 PM (/9IC1)
Hitler's larger mistake was in not taking a pause in aggressive war and consolidating his gains in 1940.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 07:16 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:17 PM (nUH8H)
Heh...I liked Hazard wife did not like my leaving the Catalytic Converter in the crick....
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:17 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 07:18 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: eman at September 07, 2013 07:18 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 07:18 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:18 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 07:19 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:19 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 07:19 PM (ZFXqT)
Heh...I liked Hazard wife did not like my leaving the Catalytic Converter in the crick....
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 11:17 PM (9jfyN)
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Yeah we *almost* had to leave the car behind. But with a little luck and a coat hangar, we limped back home.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:20 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 07:20 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 10:18 PM (FlRtG)
There's only so much that Green Helmet guy can do, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2013 07:21 PM (60Q+L)
Posted by: eman at September 07, 2013 07:21 PM (AO9UG)
Took the long way home?
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:21 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 07, 2013 07:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Fourth horseman of the apocalypse ( yes I have arrived) at September 07, 2013 07:21 PM (KuZ6A)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 07:22 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 10:23 PM (aH+zP)
I took Daughter and the new Grok to the range today. She was dressed appropriately and no douchebags were encountered (STFU). Also, no skimpily dressed airheads.
I think I need to go to YOUR range...
At any rate, the Evil Black Shotgun's new holo sight has been centered and works great and the new Grok shoots well although I need to practice with it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eman at September 07, 2013 07:24 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 07:24 PM (TbNtA)
I know this is hard to believe but a passenger(not my wife) stroked my ego and reminded me I was Cav....
so I fjorded a creek that had foundered Jeeps in a Chevy Cavalier with pretensions...
a fun time was had by almost all...
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:24 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:26 PM (nUH8H)
great fun...wife is still angry
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 10:56 PM (9jfyN)
Why would you do that?
Drive a Cimmaron, I mean.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:26 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 07:26 PM (85x54)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2013 07:26 PM (dKKE9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:27 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:27 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 07:28 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 11:25 PM (9jfyN)
This one?
http://www.sightpicture.com/see_all_sight.htm
That's pretty cool actually...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:28 PM (yh0zB)
And doing research on the ONT? That would be a pretty cool Bible class.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:28 PM (+Wfbd)
I'd love to read a column by Allen, one day @ Breitbart. Tomorrow, we'll be asking about BC's Blog?
Cochran has a Blog?
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 07:29 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 07:29 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 11:28 PM (TbNtA)
It had to work for you sometime.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:29 PM (yh0zB)
You're welcome! Yes they do sometimes. After a while, I got used to them and then after that it was a piece of cake.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:29 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: EC at September 07, 2013 07:30 PM (doBIb)
I'm drinking and writing soccer match reports about all the damn misconduct these supposedly adult men committed during their match today. They do NOT pay me enough to babysit these mofo's.
Need moar beer as I get these dumbasses suspended for a few weeks. I hate writing misconduct reports. Just sayin'.
I am SO ready for some football!
Posted by: NC Ref at September 07, 2013 07:30 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 11:29 PM (SAMxH)
Yes indeed it was. New gun, range time with Daughter, smoke and noise manufacturing, sunny and warm (perfect convertible weather), followed by ribs on the grille. Doesn't get any better than that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:30 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 07, 2013 07:31 PM (TbNtA)
Posted by: Fourth horseman of the apocalypse ( yes I have arrived) at September 07, 2013 07:32 PM (KuZ6A)
Posted by: eman at September 07, 2013 11:24 PM (AO9UG)
Why does this discussion always come back to things going into and coming out of my ass??? I'm not fat I'm big-boned!!!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 07, 2013 07:33 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at September 07, 2013 07:33 PM (edmTQ)
I bought a box for $20 just before the scare. It often goes for $75 or more now. I hear nothing but horror stories about it. Squib fires (bullet sticks in barrel). Bullet coming out of crimp while still in the box. These are things you just didn't hear. I think that except for Lapua and Eley (who have their own "issues"), ammunition makers find themselves under production pressures they're just not used to, and the low end of the line suffers first. This will be with us awhile.
When you're learning both shooting technique and a new gun, I don't think you can afford that third variable. Once you have a feel for how forgiving your gun is, it's a hobby in itself to try all grades for reliability and accuracy. While you're learning what a good group feels like, that's not fun. It can ruin your shooting.
It bothers me when people buy the best ammunition for their basement boxes, but for learning you need to have some consistency. CCI Standard Velocity and Eley Match are still around, here and there. They should not let you down. Expect $7-8/50 round box, but when we awaken from this bad dream you'll have plenty of chances to run cheaper stuff. I sure miss Wolf Match Gold.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 07, 2013 07:34 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 07:34 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 07:34 PM (ZFXqT)
Posted by: fastfreefall at September 07, 2013 07:35 PM (Tz35j)
Well we all start somewhere....
the Cimmaron was my Grapes of Wrath Okie college salad days....
"I'ze just a poor buckeye...far from home meestah!"
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:35 PM (9jfyN)
yes we made it out of there alive...remember a cadillac cimmaron sits low to the ground so there was not much clearance but we did not get stuck thanks to Sven's awesome driving skillz.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:36 PM (9jfyN)
Because I have to prepare a lesson for a bunch of 5th graders for Bible Class tomorrow morning.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 11:27 PM (nUH8H)
Perhaps you could use "Beware of unexpected family obligations" as your jumping-off point.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 07:37 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 07:37 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: EC
You're one-half step away from your first "Fish/Kaboom Joke".
Give a man a fish, he'll put it in a stew.
Teach a man to pour milk, he'll distribute Kaboom forever.
Thank Our Lord for our Bounty. Bless our bluish hue and downtrodden souls.
*withheld from Jesus*
...intentionally.
*looks down*
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 07:38 PM (lq3Ak)
Mr.GunsNGear did a review on YouTube...
I bought one for the Wife...she likes it a lot...
http://youtu.be/U_-GPNTxiBo
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:38 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 11:34 PM (ZFXqT)
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I tend to shoot better when the weather is cooler. I hate being outside and it's hot as hell because I have to wear gear which seems to trap the damn heat. I remember one time I was shooting in the rain and did pretty well. I need to go shooting again too when I have the time.
Yup, I hope the prices drop as well.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:39 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 11:37 PM (RZ8pf)
And to think everyone in Japan was freaking out it was going to go to Madrid.
Posted by: NWConservative at September 07, 2013 07:40 PM (M1gmo)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 07, 2013 07:40 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Epobirs at September 07, 2013 11:37 PM (kcfmt)
Heh.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 07:40 PM (T1005)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:41 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 07, 2013 11:34 PM (JNUY4)
Man and his boy showed up just before we left with a couple of 100 rd boxes of CCI and a Ruger 10/22 and couldn't put more than 2 or 3 through it without having FTF/FTE issues. The time before last that I had the Marlins out at the local range we were shooting Range Partner's coffee can .22 and the Model 60, which has NEVER been picky about its ammo, kept having FTF/FTE issues (but the 795 worked flawlessly as did Range Partner's 10/22). Last time I had the Marlins out at the local range, shooting white box Winchester, no problems from either of them (actually the last 2 times, we took them to Virginia and they worked flawlessly there as well on green box Remington). Some things just make you scratch your head.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:41 PM (yh0zB)
Don't recall the last time I had a primer dud. Percussion cap misfires, otoh, are a different animal.
I grit my teeth and buy prime ammo, simply because the gun BETTER go bang when the trigger is squeezed.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 07:42 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Fourth horseman of the apocalypse ( yes I have arrived) at September 07, 2013 07:43 PM (KuZ6A)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:44 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: The Pölïtïcäl Hät at September 07, 2013 07:46 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart
*Hands Allen a small Tylenol and some quality-brewed Lipton tea.
Right on, man. We dig.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 07:46 PM (lq3Ak)
So glad you did quite an adventure was had by all I'd guess !
Posted by: Fourth horseman of the apocalypse ( yes I have arrived) at September 07, 2013 11:43 PM (KuZ6A)
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I think after about a year or so I started laughing about it. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself after the fact.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:46 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 07, 2013 07:46 PM (4p5/2)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:46 PM (nUH8H)
I used to watch Hell on Wheels, I can't decide if I want to watch this season since they killed a fairly major character at the end of last season and that sort of cheesed me off. That seems to be a pattern with AMC shows. "Oh, you got attached to this character, well that's too bad because they are dead."
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 07:47 PM (RZ8pf)
I laughed during it...
of course I also laughed when I got hit by the forklift...
I laugh...a lot
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:47 PM (9jfyN)
I'll watch if for nothing else the guns...
that said.... "yeah" I am getting a Jericho! Season 2 vibe off it...
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:48 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 07:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 11:42 PM (SAMxH)
My shoot for real ammo is prime stuff (up to 2 bucks a round for the Arisaka, ouch!) but my range ammo is either reloaded or white box Winchester (although I have bulk Federal for the 9mm). The bulk ammo is reliable enough for practice, but if you need it in the real world...yeah, get quality ammo for sure.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:49 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 07:50 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2013 07:51 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 07:51 PM (RZ8pf)
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You're gonna need to stock up on toilet paper. Probably ought to buy a case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 11:46 PM (nUH8H)
Take the boy and flee. FLEE!!!! FOR YOUR LIVES MAN!!!
srsly...flee. Go camping a lot. Take the boy with you.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:51 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2013 07:52 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:52 PM (9jfyN)
I used to watch Hell on Wheels, I can't decide if I want to watch this season since they killed a fairly major character at the end of last season and that sort of cheesed me off. That seems to be a pattern with AMC shows. "Oh, you got attached to this character, well that's too bad because they are dead."
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 11:47 PM (RZ8pf)
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Yup, I couldn't believe it either. I like the show in general because of the setting and the different guns they use.
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 07:52 PM (9jfyN)
We get that cool green ammo over here.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:52 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2013 11:51 PM (/7Xis)
I only have the two Marlins, but like I said (except for that one time) the Model 60 has never been picky about its ammo. I can't speak to the 795 because I haven't had it long enough, but it's the same action.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:53 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:53 PM (nUH8H)
I am pondering getting the family a couple of Egyptian Maus in honor of Ogabe's Egypt Mau-Mau
Posted by: Sven10077-10077 Household's Gun Gaffer at September 07, 2013 07:53 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 07, 2013 07:54 PM (4p5/2)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 11:52 PM (+Wfbd)
lol, green ammo and green BOX ammo are a bit different, I'm guessing. As long as it's not BLUE ammo you're OK.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 07:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 07:55 PM (nUH8H)
Something about lower lead content making it more environmentally friendly. Cause, you know, we'd hate to pollute this shithole, or something.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 07:56 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 11:56 PM (+Wfbd)
That would be ecologically unsound.
Posted by: GYSGT Thomas Highway at September 07, 2013 07:58 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 11:51 PM (RZ8pf)
If it is your favorite movie in a long time, then please give us your review. It will be appreciated.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 07:58 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: irongrampa
This is now the "Go - To" in every righteously-militant moment...
...To be poorly proffered in one gangsta' flick.
...To be abused by Cop Shows for four years.
...to be
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 07:58 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at September 07, 2013 08:00 PM (edmTQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 08:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 08:01 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:01 PM (tfg7i)
I haven't shot it, so I don't know of any problems. Haven't heard of anybody else having any though.
In my job, if I get to the point of having to shoot, I have messed up severely. I work with provincial government officials, and I usually only have the pistol anyway. Still, even the combat types that go out on patrol don't do a whole lot of shooting these days.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 08:02 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 08:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 08:04 PM (qyfb5)
I did wear a 50's apron though. Donna Reed never sweat like this.
Posted by: Gidget at September 08, 2013 12:01 AM (tfg7i)
Sounds like you needed a prep chef.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 08:04 PM (yh0zB)
Fellow who made that list in 2009 was too snarky by half, for he was putting some mighty wrong information.
1. It wasn't lard, the bullets were lubed with a fish oil based compound.
2. Egypt, first time (then general) Napoleon abandoned an army when things got rough.
3. Only place at Greasy Grass that Gatlings would have been employable was at Reno Hill. They were artillery.
Posted by: Tyrconnell at September 07, 2013 08:04 PM (7ZtBs)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 08:05 PM (nUH8H)
Yeah, my meals today consisted of a Grand Slam at Denny's and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Chick-fil-A. Neither of those are bad, mind you, but also neither of them are smoked ribs or home-made jambalaya.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 08, 2013 12:05 AM (nUH8H)
*carefully does not mention that he cooked ribs on the grille today*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 08:06 PM (yh0zB)
Well, once you give up on delivering those herds of cattle, and stop having to worry about finding the next water hole, things get easier.
Posted by: uffda at September 07, 2013 08:07 PM (X7Cbz)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 08, 2013 12:03 AM (lq3Ak)
Not true. There was also despair. But now we may be talking in degrees.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 08:07 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 08:07 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:09 PM (tfg7i)
Now that is funny! Exactly..."Where did we get the lead from?"
Posted by: pac10077 at September 07, 2013 08:10 PM (9jfyN)
well good grief, that was disappointing, I can't believe how many people around here didn't like "Now you see me." I appreciated the fact that it was a somewhat novel premise, the magic tricks were cool, the fight scene with the playing cards was fun, and the plot twist wasn't obvious until you were right upon it. Plus my son loved it and it was nice to find a new movie to sit and watch with him.
I guess, for me, I find it a lot easier to suspend my disbelief and just roll with a movie. Had that problem a lot with my ex-husband, he would get all caught up in the science errors or the technology errors and I would be going "yeah but that explosion was so freakin awesome who cares if it violates the laws of physics"
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 08:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 08:10 PM (GEICT)
When you think of cleaning your rifle, you always think of the barrel bore. And you should do that. Semis, almost by definition, have a lot more rounds put through them than bolt target rifles because bangbangbang. When they get snarly enough, you just have to have that firing mechanism apart and scrub it with a toothbrush.
Disass with a copy of the manual close at hand, and pitch a fine-mesh tent to catch those pins and springs.
I have never found the 10/22 to be at all temperamental (except for that damned mag release), but for sure give-it-to-Mikey omnivoraciousness, there is nothing like a 1920 Remington Model 24, J.M.Browning, patentee.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 07, 2013 08:11 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: Gidget at September 08, 2013 12:09 AM (tfg7i)
LOL
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 07, 2013 08:11 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 08:12 PM (GEICT)
the character I liked on Hell on Wheels was the woman, the one who survived the Indian massacre her husband died in and who saved the railroad maps and then worked for the railroad (well, she also slept with the Colm Meaney character, but I didn't hold that against her).
I do like Common though. That was another reason I liked "Now you see me" Common was one of the FBI guys.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 08:12 PM (RZ8pf)
"308 Does anyone wish cooking was as easy as depicted on food channel? Cooked a lot today and had to do all my fucking prep and cleanup. Definitely not like on the tee vee.
I did wear a 50's apron though. Donna Reed never sweat like this"
Oh, Pulllease.....made green beans with taters and corn bread today. I started LAST MAY when I planted the damned beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 07, 2013 08:13 PM (DHQv9)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 11:42 PM (SAMxH)
Col. Cooper used to say, the scariest sound in the world is "click" when you expected to hear "bang".
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at September 07, 2013 08:13 PM (zGWgu)
An old Nylon 66/77 is pretty unfussy and will keep firing even when incredibly filthy. Takes about 800-1,000 rounds of lead nose ammo through them before they start to get weird and jam up.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 08:13 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 08:13 PM (nUH8H)
Cause, you know, we'd hate to pollute this shithole, or something
You mean redistributing the earth's resources.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 07, 2013 08:14 PM (+9AX9)
The Americans would have taken Baghdad had Colin Powell not forbidden further air drops of Kaboom
I always hated him after that
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 08:14 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: JJ Stone at September 07, 2013 08:14 PM (AoXKG)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 08:15 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 07, 2013 08:16 PM (NCc1Z)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:16 PM (tfg7i)
Or a "bang" when you expected to hear a "click," but that's a different story.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 08:16 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:17 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 07, 2013 08:18 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart
My parole officer says I can send you rice, (uncooked-unseasoned), if you want it.
He says I can cook it, but you'd have to drive to Ohio.
I'm not allowed to "Season It" until 2014. My "Getting Jiggy Wit' It" prompted a de-seasoning sanction / sentence of Twenty Years.
Every State abides by it now. They've all become one. I'm all "Free Market". I season my own foods and keep it on the 'down-low'.
I'd send you Seasoned Shellfish, but the tarriff incurred on the rice, alone, is enough to make you and me think twice.
Putting together a "jambalaya" is too much for me and My Crew to handle. You're looking for the Higher-Ups.
...good luck.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:18 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 08:19 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 07, 2013 08:19 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 07, 2013 08:20 PM (JNUY4)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 08:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 07, 2013 08:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 08:21 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 08, 2013 12:10 AM (RZ8pf)
Pretty much my standard as well. Does this movie entertain me for an hour and a half or two? If yes then all is forgiven.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 08:21 PM (3qZbZ)
342 Cicero..I LOVE green beans and taters, mine never come out like my aunts in southport NC. You use bacon?
Nope. I sear salted and peppered beef short ribs in a some oil, remove them, add the beans and not hardly cover with water, add two cups boiling water to which I add one tablespoon each beef and chicken broth. Put the ribs back on top the dutch oven and cook until the beans are almost done, then put the taters on top and season with more salt and pepper.
Got corn bread?
Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 07, 2013 08:22 PM (DHQv9)
Posted by: dwagyak at September 07, 2013 08:22 PM (kOKcZ)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 08:23 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 08:24 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 07, 2013 08:24 PM (usf64)
Hey, it has the most awesome Pinhead introduction ever.
CFUK
Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 08:24 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:24 PM (tfg7i)
Yeah, that is some bullshit.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 08:25 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:25 PM (6TV0b)
Culinary Institute of America, not the spy one. That would be cooking of an entirely different sort.
It was in Napa. So, we'd bake all morning, then go taste wine all afternoon. It was a lovely week.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 08:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 08:25 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 08:26 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 08:27 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Mindy at September 07, 2013 08:27 PM (b9xr2)
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 08:27 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 08:28 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Dumpster Muffin at September 07, 2013 08:28 PM (DHQv9)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:29 PM (tfg7i)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6VMmEYOso
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 08:30 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 08:31 PM (nUH8H)
"376 Cicero..Sounds yummy and enough work to wait for someone to invite me. I make a bitchin' cornbread though"
If u add sugar to the pone I will cyber-slap u....
Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 07, 2013 08:31 PM (DHQv9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 07, 2013 08:31 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2013 08:32 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 08:32 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 08:32 PM (qyfb5)
Yeah the one in Napa is at Greystone, which I guess is an old winery, big stone building very cool place.
I used to cook a lot more, but got out of the habit. About the only time I really pour on the effort is at Christmas now.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 08:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 08:34 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Mindy at September 07, 2013 08:34 PM (b9xr2)
(Not the whole fed gov, though, just DoD.)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 08:35 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 07, 2013 08:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:36 PM (6TV0b)
-Pretty Damn Good
-Swell
Either a large-stacked boilin'-pot or a steam-delivery system might be applied.
Food Network should also supply you some thoughts.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:37 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at September 07, 2013 08:37 PM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 08:39 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: lindafell at September 08, 2013 12:32 AM (PGO8C)
No idea, but dry brining sounds better somehow. So go with that.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 08:39 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:39 PM (tfg7i)
Posted by: lindafell
"Dry Brining" pulls moisture out of the meat.
"Wet Brining" breaks down tougher connective tissue.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:41 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Ace Tomato Company at September 07, 2013 08:42 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: NC Ref at September 07, 2013 08:42 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:42 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:42 PM (tfg7i)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:44 PM (tfg7i)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:44 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Every Major City in Japan at September 07, 2013 08:45 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 08, 2013 12:31 AM
107 I can see it now ..
Ace as a lad riding in the back of his mom's 1982 Plymouth Reliant, hot summer day, groceries in the back ...
Then REO Speedwagon's "I'm Gonna Keep On Loving You" blares over the car's radio
Ace sees the yellow box of despair sticking out of the top of a bag, slinks down in his seat, dies a little more inside
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 08:45 PM (/9IC1)
One Question?
Sarin Gas is nasty shit. Milligrams are enough to kill you. It can be absorbed through the skin. None of these first responders are wearing protected clothing or repirators. There was one guy barefoot in the videos.
Why aren't the first reponders in these videos also sick affected and twitching uncontrollably?
WHY NOT?
Posted by: rd at September 07, 2013 08:46 PM (D+lxs)
Posted by: Barky of Arabia at September 07, 2013 08:49 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 08:50 PM (zyaZ1)
Mero, how in hell would you reform the rim of the shell?
Only "reload" I could see doing is to pull the bullet,weigh it and the powder charge to gain a bit more consistency through uniformity.
And I wouldn't like reinserting the bullet into the case since it's rimfire.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 08:50 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Gidget at September 07, 2013 08:50 PM (tfg7i)
Posted by: lindafell at September 07, 2013 08:50 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2013 08:51 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 08:51 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: RWC
Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.
...but seriously.
I hear about a "slow boil", (simmer?), with corn and all sorts of bivalves. These are tales woven from yore and beer, mind you. But tales, nonetheless.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:51 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:52 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 08:52 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 07, 2013 08:52 PM (usf64)
Posted by: Varus at September 07, 2013 08:53 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: lindafell
Wet-brined chicken is mush. It is often treated that way in microwave chicken. YEALCH!
If you brine and microwave chicken, you're asking for it. If you do one-or-the-other, you're asking for it.
...that "flavor" and texture, I mean. Rubber soup.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:55 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 08:56 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 08:56 PM (+Wfbd)
Posted by: Mindy at September 07, 2013 08:57 PM (b9xr2)
One Word: WINGS.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)
...boom.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 08:59 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:00 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 07, 2013 09:01 PM (qyfb5)
...It Is A Scam.
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 09:01 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 09:02 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:02 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 09:04 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 09:05 PM (zyaZ1)
Swear To God. Best and biggest wings ever.
Cook per their instruction.
Dump excess fat into a bag, (to cook hot dogs. Later).
Drain excess fat, otherwise.
Toss in whatever.
Place in oven again for ten minutes.
DONE!
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2013 09:06 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 09:06 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Beagle at September 07, 2013 09:08 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 09:08 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:09 PM (6TV0b)
(Yes, common knowledge)
Posted by: RWC at September 08, 2013 01:00 AM (6TV0b)
They all said there is nothing funny about Obama. Nothing to mock, because he is just that cool and awesome.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 09:09 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2013 09:09 PM (MBqvE)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 07, 2013 09:10 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:11 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Gingy at September 08, 2013 12:27 AM (aH+zP)
There are four. Napa, NY, Texas, and Singapore.
So, the BH and I went to the Greystone Restaurant at CIA Napa....they had a whole bunch of nice stuff on that evening's menu -- venison with fiddlehead ferns is just one that I recall (though I took notes!), but we were looking through it and just not jelling on anything.
I should digress for a second and note that the restaurant is actually the master class for senior-level chefs about to graduate. When they figure you're competent, they put you to work, under the strict supervision of the master chefs who teach. Our waiter, even, was studying to be a sommelier.
So, there's so much good stuff, but we're frowning at the menu, and our waiter asks us if he could help. We said, "we thought there might be a tasting menu." He cocked his head, said, "hold on", and nipped off. About 90 seconds later, he was back. "There is -- $125." We slammed the menus closed.....and there began the second most expensive and the most amazing meal we've ever had.
When we left, hours later and stuffed to the gills, we figured that they had taken all the advanced chefs who had missed a class and had 'em do make-up preps to our table. By the time we hit desserts, we were getting so many plates that people at other tables just stared.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:11 PM (T1005)
Well at least I know no one will care when I'm gone, which, believer it or not, was an actual concern.
Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 09:12 PM (xjpRj)
Khan got his Moby Dick quotes from the back of a Kaboom box
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 09:15 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Mindy at September 07, 2013 09:15 PM (b9xr2)
Zakn @zakn 9m
@kbdabear @TobytheBeagle1 And then he put that thing in his ear that is the prize at the bottom of Kaboom cereal
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 09:17 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 09:17 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: t-bird at September 07, 2013 09:17 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Null at September 08, 2013 01:12 AM (xjpRj)
I'm right there with you, but knowing that no one will care does give a certain kind of freedom.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 07, 2013 09:18 PM (3qZbZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2013 09:21 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Zakn at September 08, 2013 01:17 AM (zyaZ1)
What the FF? While I'm flattered at the attention.....just, WTF?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:21 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 07, 2013 09:21 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 07, 2013 09:22 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2013 09:23 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 07, 2013 09:24 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:24 PM (6TV0b)
Well at least I know no one will care when I'm gone, which, believer it or not, was an actual concern.
Posted by: Null at September 08, 2013 01:12 AM (xjpRj)
Dude, you've got talent, a cat, skillz, and are living somewhere I'd much rather be......and people travel thousands of miles to buy you lunch. Why the negativity?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:24 PM (T1005)
What the FF? While I'm flattered at the attention.....just, WTF?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2013 01:21 AM (T1005)
Tentacle fetish.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2013 01:23 AM (MBqvE)
OK, that I'd believe.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:25 PM (T1005)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:26 PM (6TV0b)
So, now, I guess I just sit around and wait for the symptoms to appear.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 09:27 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 09:28 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:28 PM (6TV0b)
I care. But that is not enough. You really really really need to call a hotline and ask for help. Your county or state probably has a number you can call. I did a quick online search and didn't see a reliable national number there for you to call, or I would post one.
The best I can offer is this -- My (still) best friend went through a rough patch 30 years ago as he was staying with us. I got him to call a hotline, and they did help him. I was with him last week, and he's a very successful and happy individual these days.
It just takes a call to get help.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2013 09:30 PM (cHZB7)
So, now, I guess I just sit around and wait for the symptoms to appear.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 08, 2013 01:27 AM (1sKE4)
You need to change what you wear. Try http://tinyurl.com/lcxhqgs
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:32 PM (T1005)
So, now, I guess I just sit around and wait for the symptoms to appear.
symptoms of he latest strain can manifest as tentacle fetish.
Posted by: Doc Oc at September 07, 2013 09:33 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 09:36 PM (zyaZ1)
ow ow ow, DDR. You might want to read this:
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM200107123450201
It recommends taking a single dose of doxycycline after a bite.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2013 09:36 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Beagle at September 07, 2013 09:36 PM (sOtz/)
Yep, and it's even worse when you have a shitload of moles like I do. It is one reason I dont go hunting any more; that, and a severe reaction to chigger bites.
Effing nature, always trying to kill you.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2013 09:41 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~で げそ at September 07, 2013 09:41 PM (Vk2pI)
http://tinyurl.com/mtmyadn
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 09:43 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2013 09:43 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 09:45 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at September 08, 2013 01:24 AM (0SmH0)
What little I've done...I'm much better w/a compound.
Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2013 01:43 AM (HtUkt)
Archery....um.....not since 1973, when I was 11. You want my opinion?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:45 PM (T1005)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 08, 2013 01:45 AM (1sKE4)
It's more proactive than waiting for symptoms......and it might get you noticed at work!
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 09:47 PM (T1005)
@ 477 [Beagle] -- I've been keeping an eye on the bites and applying triple antibiotic a couple of times a day. So far, there's no rash or ring developing, just the annoying itch.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 09:50 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2013 01:47 AM (T1005)
Not necessarily a good thing...
Posted by: Owen Z Pitt, Zombie Hunter at September 07, 2013 09:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 09:53 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 09:55 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: Arbalest at September 07, 2013 09:57 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Zakn at September 08, 2013 01:44 AM
RAAYYYY-SSISSSSTTTT!!!
Posted by: kbdabear at September 07, 2013 09:57 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: All Natural at September 07, 2013 09:58 PM (CWtG7)
It's just looking at one's younger self (and here I mean a year or two). You see what happened. What came about. What worked.
There are three MP3s (Summoning Ritual, Toy Funeral, Zoology) that I listened to and I honestly thought, Who did that? Those are pretty good, they have integrity, they have a kind of substance, they are evidence of WORK.
Of course, all three of those MP3s contain nothing but my own crap, so aside from Mr. RVH's lyrics and lead vocal on the Toy Funeral one, I'm left alone to wonder where the signs for that wrong path took shape.
Thanks for saying that you know me. I love you.
Posted by: Null at September 07, 2013 10:01 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 10:07 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: All Natural at September 08, 2013 01:58 AM (CWtG7)
Then, again, why not take her out to the beach and inspect her for "beach ticks" afterward? And, yeah, I know there ain't no such thing.....but you don't come here for the huntin', do ya?
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 10:08 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 10:10 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: The Patriotic Hat at September 07, 2013 10:13 PM (Vk2pI)
It's just looking at one's younger self (and here I mean a year or two). You see what happened. What came about. What worked.
There are three MP3s (Summoning Ritual, Toy Funeral, Zoology) that I listened to and I honestly thought, Who did that? Those are pretty good, they have integrity, they have a kind of substance, they are evidence of WORK.
Of course, all three of those MP3s contain nothing but my own crap, so aside from Mr. RVH's lyrics and lead vocal on the Toy Funeral one, I'm left alone to wonder where the signs for that wrong path took shape.
Thanks for saying that you know me. I love you.
Posted by: Null at September 08, 2013 02:01 AM (xjpRj)
The most popular wrong path is despair -- because all other "wrong paths" can become the scenic route to the right place.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 10:16 PM (T1005)
It took time and effort to get past that, but it is extremely doable. The first thing is to recognize the flat-out false statements you tell yourself -- like "no one would care" if you died. It's just not true, as demonstrated right here on this thread -- and there are no doubt many more people in your life who would care a great deal.
You'd be amazed at how much anguish you can alleviate by simply reevaluating the thoughts you have about yourself from one moment to the next and determining just how much real truth there is in them.
Listen to the people telling you to call someone.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 10:17 PM (1sKE4)
It helps to talk to someone. Whats really odd is a random person is alot better than your best friend because you can be really fucking honest with them.
Posted by: Zakn at September 07, 2013 10:21 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 10:28 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 07, 2013 10:29 PM (usf64)
Posted by: Beagle at September 07, 2013 10:36 PM (sOtz/)
I interviewed with a CPA firm on Ventura Boulevard in Encino, thinking that I was taking a step toward building a life together. By the time I actually started working there, I didn't know why life was worthwhile at all. While I performed my duties competently and efficiently, it must have seemed odd to hire an "up-and-comer" and receive a zombie.
I remember times that I would trudge across Ventura Boulevard to get to a food place to continue my life another few hours without hunger....but not check the lights first, in hopes that a passing motorist might end hunger and longing and strife and pain forever.
I've had my fill of the real deal.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 10:38 PM (T1005)
BTW, when I said I'd removed five of them from my body, those were just the ones that had managed to start snacking. I don't know how many I found just looking for a good spot to tuck in. They're tiny as hell. I wasn't even sure they were ticks at first.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 10:43 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 10:52 PM (6TV0b)
BTW, when I said I'd removed five of them from my body, those were just the ones that had managed to start snacking. I don't know how many I found just looking for a good spot to tuck in. They're tiny as hell. I wasn't even sure they were ticks at first.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 08, 2013 02:43 AM (1sKE4)
I've never seen a tick, except in a picture. And I've been schlepping around California for decades....but I'm ready to move to where I'd start to deal with 8-legged parasites (which are rare in California) and avoid the 2-legged parasites that run rampant.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 10:55 PM (T1005)
And you're here now, and isn't that better.
My darkest days were when I was a heavy alcoholic. I thank G*d to this day for not having a firearm then because it would have been over.
Now I thank G*d for every day I am on this Earth.
Posted by: RWC at September 08, 2013 02:52 AM (6TV0b)
I'm here to witness and participate in the next act in the play.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 07, 2013 11:03 PM (T1005)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 11:07 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: RWC at September 07, 2013 11:12 PM (6TV0b)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at September 07, 2013 11:16 PM (1sKE4)
Posted by: The Patriotic Hat at September 07, 2013 11:39 PM (Vk2pI)
My sympathies...I do Soccer too in the ATL area & I swear the "supposed grown men" are the worst! They argue, play for fouls instead of playing the game and seriously you guys there isn't enough cheese in France to go with their whine!
Posted by: Sherrif Bart at September 07, 2013 11:56 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Beagle at September 08, 2013 12:26 AM (sOtz/)
"We don't know what's happening, but it must be our fault."
Posted by: Bomber at September 08, 2013 12:30 AM (+Wfbd)
Oh well, long post eaten. Daily Mail link in name.
I first debated warmists online in 2000. It's a religion.
The original sin of carbon which we must all exhale our entire lives can only be washed away by taxes or regulations. If we do not conform, Mother Gaia will swiftly punish us for our transgressions.
Except they were wrong. Not a little wrong, epically wrong.
Posted by: Beagle at September 08, 2013 12:57 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 08, 2013 01:03 AM (j/FJV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 08, 2013 01:30 AM (qyfb5)
We think there may have been something wrong with the .22 ammo; it jammed three times. Dave actually has to field strip it to clear a spent casing jammed in it. Unhappy about that.
Saw the most ahmaaaaazing innovation at the range store - a rifle case which FLOATS. To prevent those unfortunate boating accidents.
I think my pistol needs a name. Taking suggestions. It's a kicky little Smith and Wesson SD9VE.
Posted by: Gingy at September 07, 2013 10:16 PM (aH+zP)"
You should probably shoot the pistol at a target 3 yards away while you are learning it. The closer target helps build confidence and since most of your misses will be on the paper, it helps you learn what you are doing wrong so that you can correct for it. This is not a waste of time since most shootings happen at a range of zero to five feet. When you are putting most of your bullets inside the 8 ring at 3 yards, try shooting at 7 yards.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 08, 2013 01:41 AM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 08, 2013 05:41 AM (31Nrp)
The Concealed Carry class here requires a minimum score at 3, 5 and 7 yards. One of the classes I took started us out at 25 yards. After that class I seriously thought about giving up gun shooting and taking up needlepoint. Thankfully I got better.
Posted by: Owen Z Pitt, Zombie Hunter at September 08, 2013 01:49 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 08, 2013 01:50 AM (yh0zB)
Instead, here we are 12 years later, counting the days until some arbitrary date when we can go home.
Posted by: Bomber at September 07, 2013 10:32 PM (+Wfbd)"
In my not so humble opinion, the real mistake with Afghanistan was to leave the place essentially the same as we found it. We kicked out the Taliban and forced bin Laden to relocate but we did not fundamentally transform the place.
How would such a fundamental transformation be possible? About the only thing that Afghanistan has which cannot be obtained easier somewhere else is its location at a crossroads between China and the Middle East and between the Indian Subcontinent and the Caspian region. The way to use that would be to build railroads across the country. For the political reason of helping the President of Afghanistan be more than the Mayor of Kabul, I would run the railroads through Kabul. You would want to run a railroad north from Kabul to each of the 'stans on the northern border. You would want to run a railroad south to the Khyber Pass and also farther west to Baluchistan. You would want to run a railroad east to the Chinese border and west to the border of Iran.
Building these railroads would connect the Indian/Pakistani railroad system into the Soviet Union railroad system. It would allow oil from the Caspian to be delivered to Pakistan, India and western China. It would allow goods from China and India to be transported by rail to Europe. It would give China, India, Caspian oil producers and Europeans a financial incentive to see that things remain calm and stable in Afghanistan. Whether that stability is achieved by money or thugs is not that important to the United States. The important thing is that it happens.
At this point, it is probably too late for that sort of approach.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 08, 2013 02:00 AM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Owen Z Pitt, Zombie Hunter at September 08, 2013 05:49 AM (yh0zB)"
Yeah, some ranges don't have anything closer but it is a really poor idea to have beginning pistol shooters trying to shoot at that sort of range. They are not training for the Olympics, they are trying to gain a practical skill and there are very few real life occasions where people shoot pistols at 25 yards.
If they had an option to let people shoot at closer targets, I would compare that kind of jackassery to giving a first time shooter a .44 magnum in order to laugh at them as they react to the recoil. The goal ought to be to teach the students rather than to provide yuks and ego strokes to the teacher.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 08, 2013 02:09 AM (31Nrp)
Have we gone to war yet, or does Barky have a tee time?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2013 02:33 AM (dEC8z)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 08, 2013 02:39 AM (j/FJV)
You have that confused with some Youth Soccer Leagues.
And public schools.
And coming to an NFL near you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2013 02:39 AM (dEC8z)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 08, 2013 06:09 AM (31Nrp)
I guess I should have specified that this was not a "first time shooter" sort of class.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 08, 2013 02:42 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BornLib at September 08, 2013 02:44 AM (zpNwC)
Which reminds me, how goes the literary return fire? Are there not Morons/ettes engaged in a meaningless yet futile effort to write the mirror to this book? It would be amusing to see the end result.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 08, 2013 02:45 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 08, 2013 02:47 AM (j/FJV)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 08, 2013 06:47 AM (j/FJV)
Irritating this particular pig might be kind of fun...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 08, 2013 02:51 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 08, 2013 02:53 AM (j/FJV)
Posted by: BornLib at September 08, 2013 02:56 AM (zpNwC)
Posted by: Barney F. at September 08, 2013 02:57 AM (WM1/o)
Posted by: Adriane... at September 08, 2013 03:02 AM (j/FJV)
Posted by: UWP at September 08, 2013 03:02 AM (vj51i)
Just returned with my SS detail from Sparky's Bar and Grill. Told a couple of Dick Jokes and drank a few Quim's Cup's. For some reason, they tasted like flounder. Going in now to hit Dr. Biden's honey pot and then sleep till kick off. Go Skins!
Posted by: Little Joey Biden at September 08, 2013 03:20 AM (pJF+c)
my Vaca week starts in 30m, be hanging around the house a couple days then up to Columbus OH for some R & R
Posted by: bill-o at September 08, 2013 03:29 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: UWP at September 08, 2013 03:32 AM (vj51i)
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